1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 I seen ya. 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 What's up guys? 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Japanese! 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,000 I seen you in a dream, I know well who you are. 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 I seen you in a dream, I know well who you are. 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 I know well who you are. 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 I had a dream last night. 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,000 I heard you call my name. 9 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Estim Blumenthal! 10 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Estim Blumenthal! 11 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Estim Blumenthal! 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Estim Blumenthal! 13 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Estim Blumenthal! 14 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Estim Blumenthal! 15 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 I had a dream last night. 16 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 I heard you call my name. 17 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Welcome to Vipers View. 18 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 View is made for you. 19 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Estim Blumenthal! 20 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Estim Blumenthal! 21 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000 I had a dream now. 22 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:26,980 I had a dream now. 23 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:56,960 I had a dream now. 24 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:26,940 I had a dream now. 25 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:56,920 I had a dream now. 26 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:26,900 I had a dream now. 27 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:56,880 I had a dream now. 28 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:26,860 I had a dream now. 29 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:56,840 I had a dream now. 30 00:04:56,840 --> 00:05:26,820 I had a dream now. 31 00:05:26,820 --> 00:05:56,800 I had a dream now. 32 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:26,780 I had a dream now. 33 00:06:26,780 --> 00:06:56,760 I had a dream now. 34 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:26,740 I had a dream now. 35 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:56,720 I had a dream now. 36 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:26,700 I was gonna look for it on my feed. 37 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:56,680 I had a dream now. 38 00:08:56,680 --> 00:09:26,660 I had a dream now. 39 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:56,640 I had a dream now. 40 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:26,620 I had a dream now. 41 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:56,600 I had a dream now. 42 00:10:56,600 --> 00:11:26,580 I had a dream now. 43 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:56,560 I had a dream now. 44 00:11:56,560 --> 00:12:26,540 I had a dream now. 45 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:56,520 I had a dream now. 46 00:12:56,520 --> 00:13:26,500 I know him. 47 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:56,480 I had a dream now. 48 00:13:56,480 --> 00:14:26,460 I had a dream now. 49 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:56,440 I had a dream now. 50 00:14:56,440 --> 00:15:26,420 I looked at me. 51 00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:56,400 I had a dream now. 52 00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:26,380 I had a dream now. 53 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:56,360 I had a dream now. 54 00:16:56,360 --> 00:17:26,340 I had a dream now. 55 00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:56,320 I had a dream now. 56 00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:26,300 I had a dream now. 57 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:56,280 I was looking for voodoo. 58 00:18:56,280 --> 00:19:26,260 I had a dream now. 59 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:56,240 I had a dream now. 60 00:19:56,240 --> 00:20:26,220 I had a dream now. 61 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:56,200 I had a dream now. 62 00:20:56,200 --> 00:21:26,180 I had a dream now. 63 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:56,160 I had a dream now. 64 00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:26,140 I had a dream now. 65 00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:56,120 I had a dream now. 66 00:22:56,120 --> 00:23:26,100 I had a dream now. 67 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:56,080 I had a dream now. 68 00:23:56,080 --> 00:24:26,060 I had a dream now. 69 00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:56,040 I had a dream now. 70 00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:26,020 I had a dream now. 71 00:25:26,020 --> 00:25:56,000 I had a dream now. 72 00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:25,980 I had a dream now. 73 00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:55,960 I had a dream now. 74 00:26:55,960 --> 00:27:25,940 I had a dream now. 75 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:55,920 I had a dream now. 76 00:27:55,920 --> 00:28:25,900 I had a dream now. 77 00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:55,880 I had a dream now. 78 00:28:55,880 --> 00:29:25,860 I had a dream now. 79 00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:55,840 I had a dream now. 80 00:29:55,840 --> 00:30:25,820 I had a dream now. 81 00:30:25,820 --> 00:30:55,800 I had a dream now. 82 00:30:55,800 --> 00:31:25,780 I had a dream now. 83 00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:55,760 I had a dream now. 84 00:31:55,760 --> 00:32:25,740 I had a dream now. 85 00:32:25,740 --> 00:32:55,720 I had a dream now. 86 00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:25,700 I had a dream now. 87 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:55,680 I had a dream now. 88 00:33:55,680 --> 00:34:25,660 I had a dream now. 89 00:34:25,660 --> 00:34:55,640 I had a dream now. 90 00:34:55,640 --> 00:35:25,620 I had a dream now. 91 00:35:25,620 --> 00:35:55,600 I had a dream now. 92 00:35:55,600 --> 00:36:25,580 I had a dream now. 93 00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:55,560 I don't know what that means. 94 00:36:55,560 --> 00:37:25,540 I had a dream now. 95 00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:55,520 I had a dream now. 96 00:37:55,520 --> 00:38:25,500 I had a dream now. 97 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:55,480 I had a dream now. 98 00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:25,460 I had a dream now. 99 00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:55,440 I had a dream now. 100 00:39:55,440 --> 00:40:25,420 Steve Jennings. 101 00:40:25,420 --> 00:40:55,400 I had a dream now. 102 00:40:55,400 --> 00:41:25,380 One thing is one thing. 103 00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:55,360 I had a dream now. 104 00:41:55,360 --> 00:42:25,340 I had a dream now. 105 00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:55,320 How do you. 106 00:42:55,320 --> 00:43:25,300 I had a dream now. 107 00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:55,280 I had a dream now. 108 00:43:55,280 --> 00:44:25,260 I had a dream now. 109 00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:55,240 I had a dream now. 110 00:44:55,240 --> 00:45:25,220 I wonder do all these. 111 00:45:25,220 --> 00:45:55,200 I had a dream now. 112 00:45:55,200 --> 00:46:25,180 Can the glove have a dream now. 113 00:46:25,180 --> 00:46:55,160 I had a pair of a pair of two. 114 00:46:55,160 --> 00:47:25,140 I had a dream now. 115 00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:55,120 I told you what the movie. 116 00:47:55,120 --> 00:48:25,100 I can try and get a dream now. 117 00:48:25,100 --> 00:48:55,080 I had a dream now. 118 00:48:55,080 --> 00:49:25,060 I don't have anything. 119 00:49:25,060 --> 00:49:55,040 I can imagine that. 120 00:49:55,040 --> 00:50:25,020 I can't see. 121 00:50:25,020 --> 00:50:55,000 I can't see. 122 00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:24,980 Is it. 123 00:51:24,980 --> 00:51:54,960 So we've got the working title. 124 00:51:54,960 --> 00:52:24,940 scary, I can't see. 125 00:52:24,940 --> 00:52:54,920 I can't see. 126 00:52:54,920 --> 00:53:24,900 This is like the hench. 127 00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:54,880 For 40 days. 128 00:53:54,880 --> 00:54:24,860 You're talking. 129 00:54:24,860 --> 00:54:54,840 What else. 130 00:54:54,840 --> 00:55:24,820 hand. 131 00:55:24,820 --> 00:55:54,800 This is you. 132 00:55:54,800 --> 00:56:24,780 I'm on a fucking skateboard. 133 00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:54,760 the notepad. 134 00:56:54,760 --> 00:57:24,740 Maradona Jackson. 135 00:57:24,740 --> 00:57:54,720 I'm on a fucking, yeah. 136 00:57:54,720 --> 00:58:24,700 I'm on a fucking, yeah. 137 00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:54,680 And the message was, and the message. 138 00:58:54,680 --> 00:59:24,660 I've seen you. 139 00:59:24,660 --> 00:59:54,640 I had a dream, I had a dream. 140 00:59:54,640 --> 01:00:24,620 I heard you call my name. 141 01:00:24,620 --> 01:00:54,600 I'm on a car, you'll be picked up. 142 01:00:54,600 --> 01:01:24,580 Welcome to the B and B and B, the next day. 143 01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:33,400 night long. Going to play 25 in Balladyne sing songs. We're going to make this movie 144 01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:45,760 feature feature featuring Michael Jackson's head. Moon wank. Cash in the claw. Silver 145 01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,040 glove bastards that we are. 146 01:01:48,040 --> 01:02:02,000 How are y'all doing? How's the fucking day going for you? If you're watching this, how are you 147 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,840 watching it? If you're at work, people are saying they're at work and they're fucking watching this. 148 01:02:08,340 --> 01:02:14,760 Someone was in college and they said they're watching it. Someone said to give a shout out 149 01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:19,400 to people in college. So they were in a classroom just fucking watching this fucking thing. 150 01:02:19,900 --> 01:02:29,980 There's no work being done. They were watching someone on a fucking space mainframe background 151 01:02:29,980 --> 01:02:33,760 talk about moon wanker. James Bond 007 moon wanker. 152 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:56,500 Pad Cocks MEP. Yeah. MEP. Joseph fucking Coney Jackson. How are you? Where are the kids 153 01:02:56,500 --> 01:03:02,480 Coney? Where are the fucking kids Coney? We know you have them. Do you remember that time 154 01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:08,380 I called Coney I managed to get through to Coney. 155 01:03:08,380 --> 01:03:36,940 I'm trying to have to sign in here to get this Coney. 156 01:03:36,940 --> 01:04:06,840 I'm trying to have to sign in here. 157 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:17,340 This is it. 158 01:04:17,340 --> 01:04:27,840 This is... 159 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:30,840 I've been blocked because of the fucking Michael Jackson stuff. 160 01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:34,980 Eimer Quinn. 161 01:04:36,380 --> 01:04:37,420 You're a fucking legend. 162 01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:38,220 Thanks very much. 163 01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:39,520 Eimer. 164 01:04:40,220 --> 01:04:41,380 Fucking Eimer Quinn. 165 01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:47,840 You've greatly enhanced your reputation with that kind-hearted and generous donation, Eimer. 166 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:49,700 I want to say something to you. 167 01:04:52,620 --> 01:04:53,560 I'm only messing. 168 01:04:53,660 --> 01:04:54,700 That was the wrong fucking... 169 01:04:54,700 --> 01:04:55,860 I always press the wrong button. 170 01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:57,000 I wanted to say this to you, Eimer. 171 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,900 He greatly enhanced his reputation. 172 01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:00,420 She greatly enhanced his reputation. 173 01:05:01,020 --> 01:05:01,560 She greatly enhanced his reputation. 174 01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:04,000 If you're listening into this, Pat, you can say it was a fight around. 175 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,420 One day we'll watch that interview as well. 176 01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:08,260 You're a piece of shit. 177 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:10,060 Then no! 178 01:05:10,620 --> 01:05:11,260 Hey, you! 179 01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:20,300 Yeah, Quinn. 180 01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:22,300 Thanks very much for that. 181 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,860 Hope you're keeping well, Eimer Quinn. 182 01:05:25,860 --> 01:05:26,320 Good luck. 183 01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:31,800 But I'm not lying. 184 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:32,640 I'm not messing. 185 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:35,200 I got through to fucking Joseph Coney. 186 01:05:36,340 --> 01:05:38,300 I remember I made a fucking call about it. 187 01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:39,620 Not a functioning democracy. 188 01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:40,280 Please. 189 01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:40,820 Just. 190 01:05:41,180 --> 01:05:41,280 Yeah. 191 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:41,920 Where are they? 192 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:46,360 Put that in your football and kick it. 193 01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,520 For 2016. 194 01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:49,780 This is the intro. 195 01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:51,440 This is not a functioning democracy. 196 01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:53,700 The media loves the big debates. 197 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:54,800 Like Ireland's a kept. 198 01:05:54,940 --> 01:05:55,940 News talks a kept. 199 01:05:55,940 --> 01:05:56,100 Yeah. 200 01:05:56,100 --> 01:05:58,920 I'm impressed by the depth of the discussion in Ireland. 201 01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:00,660 What do you think you're doing coming over here? 202 01:06:00,660 --> 01:06:01,220 Danny. 203 01:06:01,220 --> 01:06:02,380 Danny DeFleto. 204 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:03,440 Thank you very much. 205 01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:06,320 What do you think you're doing coming over here telling us that for? 206 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:07,340 Danny. 207 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,040 Danny DeFleto. 208 01:06:09,540 --> 01:06:10,540 Domo Arijato. 209 01:06:10,540 --> 01:06:11,360 Mr. Snake. 210 01:06:12,020 --> 01:06:12,800 Sitka Spruce. 211 01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:13,580 Leaking juice. 212 01:06:16,140 --> 01:06:16,660 Danny. 213 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:20,180 What the hell do you think you're doing coming over here telling us that for? 214 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:21,860 That's Ming Flanagan special. 215 01:06:21,980 --> 01:06:22,360 Listen to this. 216 01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:23,520 We're here telling us this for. 217 01:06:25,620 --> 01:06:27,600 This is not a functioning democracy. 218 01:06:27,780 --> 01:06:29,840 The media loves the big debates. 219 01:06:29,940 --> 01:06:30,960 Like Ireland's a kept. 220 01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:32,140 News talks a kept. 221 01:06:32,220 --> 01:06:35,060 I'm impressed by the depth of the discussion in Ireland. 222 01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,880 What do you think you're doing coming over here telling us this for? 223 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:41,140 What do you think you're doing coming over here telling us this for? 224 01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,220 What do you think you're doing coming over here telling us this for? 225 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:46,540 You're doing coming over here telling us you're doing. 226 01:06:46,700 --> 01:06:47,900 For the discussion in Ireland. 227 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,540 What do you think you're doing coming over here telling us this for? 228 01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:54,140 What do you think you're doing coming over here telling us this for? 229 01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:54,440 Yeah. 230 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,740 Put that in your football and kick it. 231 01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:05,100 For 26 years, Coney has been kidnapping children into his rebel group, the LRA. 232 01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,460 Turning the girls into sex slaves. 233 01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:09,400 And the boys into child soldiers. 234 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,540 And he forces them to kill their own parents. 235 01:07:12,940 --> 01:07:13,820 Jason Russell there. 236 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:16,260 The man who went mad on Angel Dust. 237 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:17,680 And started wanking. 238 01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:20,140 Coney hasn't been found yet. 239 01:07:20,220 --> 01:07:22,940 But stateside assures me he's uncovered his phone number. 240 01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,260 Cracking investigative journalism here on Big Talk. 241 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:26,900 We're going to ask Coney the big questions. 242 01:07:32,100 --> 01:07:32,500 Hello? 243 01:07:32,780 --> 01:07:33,820 Where are the kids, Coney? 244 01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:35,420 Who is it? 245 01:07:35,780 --> 01:07:36,600 How are you getting on, love? 246 01:07:36,660 --> 01:07:37,740 Put Coney on there, would you? 247 01:07:38,100 --> 01:07:38,740 Who is it? 248 01:07:39,020 --> 01:07:40,740 Just put Coney on. 249 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:41,680 One name, please. 250 01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:42,320 Good girl. 251 01:07:42,420 --> 01:07:43,040 Yeah, good man. 252 01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:43,440 Man. 253 01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:44,360 Hello, man. 254 01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:46,240 What are you getting on, love? 255 01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:46,660 I'm going to ask you. 256 01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,600 Yes? 257 01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:50,120 Yeah, Coney, man. 258 01:07:50,460 --> 01:07:50,740 Hello? 259 01:07:51,340 --> 01:07:52,580 Yeah, that Coney, is it? 260 01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:53,960 Who is this? 261 01:07:54,660 --> 01:07:56,480 Never you mind who this is. 262 01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:59,580 Listen, you'd want to fucking come clean fairly long. 263 01:07:59,580 --> 01:08:00,940 Where you get my number from, man? 264 01:08:00,980 --> 01:08:02,520 Yeah, where to get your number? 265 01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,000 Where the fuck are you hiding, you bollocks? 266 01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:08,460 It's fucking hung up the cut. 267 01:08:09,780 --> 01:08:10,840 Just have to ring him back. 268 01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:12,860 Probably me. 269 01:08:15,540 --> 01:08:15,980 Yeah. 270 01:08:16,140 --> 01:08:18,040 Put those children back where they belong, hey. 271 01:08:18,540 --> 01:08:19,180 Get rid of it. 272 01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:22,300 Don't pretend like you don't know, because you do, man. 273 01:08:23,940 --> 01:08:25,480 Is that one of the kids in the background? 274 01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,780 Fucking go to bed, man. 275 01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:30,280 I'll absolutely leather you, man. 276 01:08:30,380 --> 01:08:30,800 Who is this? 277 01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,440 Leather face, they'll be calling you. 278 01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:36,580 Once the Americans get a hold of you, game over. 279 01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:38,200 Coney go bye-bye. 280 01:08:38,540 --> 01:08:39,080 Do you hear me? 281 01:08:39,740 --> 01:08:40,540 You still there, Coney? 282 01:08:41,060 --> 01:08:41,940 Yes, this is Calvin. 283 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:42,860 Huh? 284 01:08:42,940 --> 01:08:43,460 Who is this? 285 01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:44,780 This is Calvin. 286 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:45,320 Who is this? 287 01:08:45,540 --> 01:08:45,840 Calvin? 288 01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:47,580 What do you mean, Calvin? 289 01:08:48,140 --> 01:08:49,980 Who the fuck am I talking to here? 290 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:50,660 You called from Ireland? 291 01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:51,860 You called from Ireland? 292 01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:53,400 Mayo, man. 293 01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:53,680 Mayo. 294 01:08:53,980 --> 01:08:54,880 This is big talk. 295 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:55,600 You called from Ireland. 296 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,120 You're in Uganda, is it? 297 01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:58,760 I'm in Dublin, man. 298 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:01,020 This is fucking Dublin, man. 299 01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:01,920 I've got the wrong number. 300 01:09:02,020 --> 01:09:02,860 I'm sorry about that. 301 01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:04,340 I thought you were Coney, man. 302 01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:05,220 I called the guard, man. 303 01:09:05,540 --> 01:09:06,340 I called the guards. 304 01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:08,240 Calvin, Calvin, Calvin, Calvin. 305 01:09:08,380 --> 01:09:10,040 Listen, don't be getting the guards, Calvin. 306 01:09:10,100 --> 01:09:10,860 I'm calling the guards. 307 01:09:10,860 --> 01:09:11,820 I thought you were calling me. 308 01:09:11,820 --> 01:09:12,160 I'm sorry. 309 01:09:12,220 --> 01:09:12,560 You harass me, man. 310 01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:14,160 You harass me and my family, man. 311 01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:15,700 Those are your mates in the background, are they? 312 01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:17,180 I'm the vipo. 313 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,860 The vipo's fucking dead. 314 01:09:19,220 --> 01:09:20,020 That is my friend. 315 01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:21,120 He backed from my jail. 316 01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:22,900 He will kill you, man. 317 01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:23,760 I'm very sorry. 318 01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:25,900 This is a bad research. 319 01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:26,640 I'm the fucking kid. 320 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:27,260 I'm the fucking kid. 321 01:09:27,260 --> 01:09:27,460 Sorry. 322 01:09:27,860 --> 01:09:28,440 I killed you. 323 01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:29,080 I killed you. 324 01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:29,420 Good luck. 325 01:09:29,660 --> 01:09:30,280 And that's that. 326 01:09:30,660 --> 01:09:35,560 If there's a moral alert there today, folks, it's always, always check your facts. 327 01:09:35,860 --> 01:09:36,780 Okay, research. 328 01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:38,660 See you again next time on Big Talk. 329 01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:39,040 Have a look. 330 01:09:40,780 --> 01:09:42,660 Well, there you have it. 331 01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:47,060 You heard it. 332 01:09:47,140 --> 01:09:48,160 You heard it here first. 333 01:09:48,260 --> 01:09:48,740 Nobody else. 334 01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:52,280 Coney drives a taxi in fucking Bell Brigham, man. 335 01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:54,380 Says Dickie Nicks. 336 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:55,500 Tony, you're boy. 337 01:09:56,180 --> 01:09:56,580 Yeah. 338 01:09:57,780 --> 01:09:59,040 Thanks very much, you're boy. 339 01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:08,540 Well, yeah, we've really cracked the back of the vip with the fucking Leaving Neverland 2 concept piece. 340 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:09,960 Creature feature. 341 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:12,440 Like, you know, it's going to be a fucking... 342 01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:14,460 It's going to be out of this world. 343 01:10:15,460 --> 01:10:17,680 It's going to be out of this fucking world, man. 344 01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:22,040 It's going to be real fucking mental crack like Megan That. 345 01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:25,080 Down in trim with Jimmy Bennett. 346 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:28,340 His fucking sensei. 347 01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:29,940 Jimmy Bennett's sensei. 348 01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:32,780 Has put the... 349 01:10:32,780 --> 01:10:35,280 Has put a few fucking coins behind the production as well. 350 01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:42,260 What can I see? 351 01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:52,740 Welcome to my YouTube channel. 352 01:10:52,940 --> 01:10:53,540 This is what I do. 353 01:10:53,660 --> 01:10:56,220 I live in a fucking YouTube box, man. 354 01:10:58,560 --> 01:10:59,720 There was a moon wank. 355 01:11:00,420 --> 01:11:03,700 There was a bit of a Tony Abor moon wank going on the last day. 356 01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:05,340 Thanks very much, Tony Abor. 357 01:11:05,420 --> 01:11:10,320 There was a bit of a Tony Abor moon wank situation happening. 358 01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:13,320 Maybe... 359 01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:14,320 Maybe... 360 01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:17,060 Leaving Neverland 4. 361 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,900 Tony vs. MJ the final moon wank. 362 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:21,740 Says Stevie B. 363 01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,700 Hopefully, hey, hopefully it fucking... 364 01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:28,500 It transpires that we can get to a horror film. 365 01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:46,980 Has anybody seen John? 366 01:11:47,180 --> 01:11:47,500 Have you got... 367 01:11:47,500 --> 01:11:47,500 Can some... 368 01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:49,120 Has anybody seen John? 369 01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:49,820 He was in the castle. 370 01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:51,940 Was he in the belfry the last time I was talking to him? 371 01:11:51,940 --> 01:12:02,940 I did a few clips there before about fucking... 372 01:12:02,940 --> 01:12:03,660 How I could... 373 01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:04,940 I could get your work... 374 01:12:05,940 --> 01:12:06,940 Over in... 375 01:12:06,940 --> 01:12:10,940 Over in New York on the fucking... 376 01:12:10,940 --> 01:12:13,200 On the side of billboards in Times Square. 377 01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:13,940 And I also... 378 01:12:14,420 --> 01:12:16,160 The Mercedes man did a few as well. 379 01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:18,220 If we can fucking find him. 380 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:23,180 Have you got a moment? 381 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:24,940 Look... 382 01:12:25,940 --> 01:12:28,000 It's been a bit of bad news. 383 01:12:30,860 --> 01:12:33,420 Someone's after taking a shit on your lawn. 384 01:12:33,980 --> 01:12:34,380 Outside. 385 01:12:34,780 --> 01:12:37,220 I seen it on the way into your house this morning. 386 01:12:37,380 --> 01:12:37,580 I... 387 01:12:37,580 --> 01:12:39,100 I didn't want to say anything. 388 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,040 A human shit. 389 01:12:42,180 --> 01:12:42,440 Yeah. 390 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:45,560 You know what that means, don't you, John? 391 01:12:47,020 --> 01:12:48,680 It's a show of strength. 392 01:12:51,540 --> 01:12:52,260 Don't worry. 393 01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,900 I know someone who deals with these sort of investigations. 394 01:12:58,520 --> 01:12:59,820 We'll catch the bastard. 395 01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:03,160 Make sure this never happens again. 396 01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:14,560 Well, Schleg. 397 01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:15,680 If you're looking for work... 398 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,000 You said you called me when you landed. 399 01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:17,960 Give us a shout. 400 01:13:18,460 --> 01:13:20,200 I've been here 10 years now. 401 01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:27,640 If you're looking for work... 402 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:28,920 When you get out to New York... 403 01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:29,640 Give us a shout. 404 01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:31,840 I've been here 10 years now. 405 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:32,800 I know everything. 406 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,560 I can get you on the side of a billboard... 407 01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:38,080 If you want. 408 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,640 Thousands of people pass down... 409 01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:43,080 Times Square every day, man. 410 01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:44,660 That's like a million a year. 411 01:13:44,660 --> 01:13:46,660 Or more like... 412 01:13:46,660 --> 01:13:49,600 You can't buy that kind of coverage. 413 01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:57,020 Should give us a shout anyway when you land. 414 01:13:58,060 --> 01:13:59,280 I'm always around here. 415 01:13:59,340 --> 01:14:00,300 I can get on the billboard. 416 01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:01,960 I'm on the billboards every day like... 417 01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:03,400 If you want to fucking get on the billboard... 418 01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:04,280 I'll get you on a billboard. 419 01:14:04,380 --> 01:14:05,180 Give us a shout like. 420 01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:05,660 Do you know what I mean? 421 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:07,960 Let me know when you land. 422 01:14:16,320 --> 01:14:17,160 Well, Schleg. 423 01:14:17,860 --> 01:14:19,400 You said you called me when you landed. 424 01:14:19,660 --> 01:14:20,440 That was two weeks ago. 425 01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:21,500 What the fuck have you been at? 426 01:14:24,820 --> 01:14:25,420 Fuck off. 427 01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:25,820 No way. 428 01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:27,820 Where are you living now? 429 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:28,660 Queens, is it? 430 01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:30,120 Fuck. 431 01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:31,300 You want to be over here like... 432 01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:32,800 I can get you on the fucking billboards... 433 01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:33,880 If you want to come live over here. 434 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:36,600 Yeah, this is where the real money's, man. 435 01:14:37,860 --> 01:14:38,220 Yeah. 436 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:38,720 Yeah. 437 01:14:39,620 --> 01:14:40,740 Twelve hours a day, yeah. 438 01:14:41,420 --> 01:14:42,480 On the fucking billboards. 439 01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:43,560 Lunch. 440 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:45,080 Should be looking to get... 441 01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:46,300 If you got a fucking tea break. 442 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:48,240 It's worth it though. 443 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:48,940 It's worth it. 444 01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:49,860 You might as well come over here. 445 01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:50,400 I know everything. 446 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:52,000 I've been living here for ten years in New York. 447 01:14:52,060 --> 01:14:52,480 I know everything. 448 01:14:52,740 --> 01:14:54,480 Come over here and I'll fucking get you an apartment. 449 01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:55,320 There's a lad upstairs. 450 01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:55,960 He's moving out. 451 01:14:56,820 --> 01:14:57,040 Yeah. 452 01:14:58,020 --> 01:14:58,720 You can live here. 453 01:15:03,180 --> 01:15:03,540 Why? 454 01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:06,180 Because I'm on a fucking billboard. 455 01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:08,480 Why? 456 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:10,800 I wonder... 457 01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,660 I wonder what Irish weed is like. 458 01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,040 I don't know. 459 01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:13,920 Female parts never... 460 01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:14,760 I don't know what you're on about. 461 01:15:15,380 --> 01:15:15,740 Viper. 462 01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:17,820 Fellow Tom Kane here. 463 01:15:18,260 --> 01:15:19,160 Looking for a shout out. 464 01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:20,500 Will you fucking give him one? 465 01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:21,700 I'll give him a shout out. 466 01:15:21,780 --> 01:15:21,920 Yeah. 467 01:15:23,380 --> 01:15:24,760 Yeah fucking came man. 468 01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:25,540 What's the story? 469 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,400 Do you want to go robbing a milk float later on? 470 01:15:27,580 --> 01:15:30,880 I've got fucking eyes on a Dawn truck since yesterday afternoon. 471 01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:32,700 I say yesterday afternoon. 472 01:15:33,260 --> 01:15:35,080 I've been spying this cunt for two weeks. 473 01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:37,560 This milk is ready to fucking spill. 474 01:15:37,660 --> 01:15:38,440 Don't cry man. 475 01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:40,500 Don't fucking cry. 476 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:49,880 It's almost five... 477 01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:51,020 It's almost four o'clock. 478 01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:52,580 It's just gone four o'clock. 479 01:15:52,580 --> 01:15:56,560 Time to check out your local Mercedes dealership. 480 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:14,780 Viper in a robe on the late... 481 01:16:14,780 --> 01:16:15,540 On the late late. 482 01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:16,440 No that was never... 483 01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:17,580 That was just on... 484 01:16:17,580 --> 01:16:19,940 Brendan O'Connor or something. 485 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,160 Fucking mouse and keyboard in the car man. 486 01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:52,120 Is it gone is it? 487 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:54,680 Hardy books. 488 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,760 Ah it's fucking gone I can't see it. 489 01:17:12,480 --> 01:17:13,400 I cannot see it. 490 01:17:16,420 --> 01:17:25,040 Let's get some bread. 491 01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:28,720 Someone says let's get some bread. 492 01:17:28,900 --> 01:17:29,280 Richard. 493 01:17:29,580 --> 01:17:29,860 Rich. 494 01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,300 When are you taking over from Tupperty? 495 01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:35,380 Tupperty. 496 01:17:35,820 --> 01:17:38,440 I don't know maybe next week when they fucking see the streams. 497 01:17:38,540 --> 01:17:39,400 They'll be like whoa. 498 01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:43,820 This guy pulls in on average 230 viewers a day. 499 01:17:44,740 --> 01:17:45,720 And I'll be like yeah. 500 01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:48,520 Hit me with that fucking big Tupperty money. 501 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,100 Ryan Tupperty Aaron. 502 01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:51,880 You don't know what hit you man. 503 01:17:53,660 --> 01:17:55,000 You need a fucking snake. 504 01:17:55,320 --> 01:17:56,380 Don't let a fucking. 505 01:17:57,460 --> 01:17:59,780 Whipper snapper like Tupperty do a snake job. 506 01:17:59,860 --> 01:18:00,540 Don't let a kid. 507 01:18:00,660 --> 01:18:03,400 Don't let a fucking kitten like Tupperty do a snake's job. 508 01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,460 Viper Higgins boiler room. 509 01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:10,860 I don't know. 510 01:18:10,940 --> 01:18:13,160 We have to find out about the voodoo first man. 511 01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:16,240 I was doing a bit of voodoo the last day. 512 01:18:16,380 --> 01:18:16,780 You might have. 513 01:18:16,860 --> 01:18:17,560 You might have heard. 514 01:18:18,340 --> 01:18:19,140 Around the town. 515 01:18:20,620 --> 01:18:21,480 I'll have you know. 516 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,680 Bit of voodoo. 517 01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:32,540 Sexy little voodoo. 518 01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:35,720 Radio. 519 01:18:35,980 --> 01:18:36,920 RT radio. 520 01:18:37,140 --> 01:18:38,060 Let's listen to see what. 521 01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:40,140 See what kind of fucking drivel is on. 522 01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:41,380 The fucking main. 523 01:18:41,380 --> 01:18:43,720 Your license fee goes towards this shit now. 524 01:18:43,860 --> 01:18:44,260 Let's have a listen. 525 01:18:46,900 --> 01:18:47,780 Well meaning. 526 01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:49,460 Well meaning drivel. 527 01:18:49,460 --> 01:18:52,320 I'm not slagging the fucking intent. 528 01:18:53,180 --> 01:18:55,060 I'm just slagging the fucking situation. 529 01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:58,960 I suppose it serves a purpose in that it fucking. 530 01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:00,300 At this point it would be untouched. 531 01:19:00,740 --> 01:19:03,020 So rather than just accepting the internet at face value. 532 01:19:03,420 --> 01:19:06,300 We in the Irish Times decided to try and test this out. 533 01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:06,880 Irish signs is it? 534 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:08,300 I went off and I bought myself a pineapple. 535 01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:08,940 I decapped it. 536 01:19:08,940 --> 01:19:10,180 Irish signs yeah. 537 01:19:10,180 --> 01:19:14,080 And then I tried to pick apart the pineapple as the video had shown me that I could easily do. 538 01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:15,120 And I swear to God. 539 01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:17,460 This is me listening to fucking Darcy in the car. 540 01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:18,220 And I realised that. 541 01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:18,740 You know what Ray. 542 01:19:18,780 --> 01:19:20,320 Sometimes the internet doesn't tell the truth. 543 01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:21,620 I know it's a shock right. 544 01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:23,640 But I couldn't eat the pineapple like that. 545 01:19:23,700 --> 01:19:26,860 And effectively I spent about eight minutes tearing apart a piece of fruit with my hands. 546 01:19:27,220 --> 01:19:27,900 It was sticky. 547 01:19:28,060 --> 01:19:28,580 It was gooey. 548 01:19:28,660 --> 01:19:30,160 There was pineapple juice all over the place. 549 01:19:30,220 --> 01:19:32,160 Could it be because of its state of ripeness? 550 01:19:32,420 --> 01:19:33,860 Well a couple of people suggested that now. 551 01:19:33,940 --> 01:19:34,780 And then some people said. 552 01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:36,660 Ah no you're using the wrong pineapple. 553 01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,100 You need to be using a snack. 554 01:19:38,100 --> 01:19:39,800 I think it's a snack pineapple. 555 01:19:39,940 --> 01:19:40,840 Or something like a small pineapple. 556 01:19:41,060 --> 01:19:42,400 And then people got on to me and said. 557 01:19:42,860 --> 01:19:43,460 No no no. 558 01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:43,900 That pineapple. 559 01:19:44,340 --> 01:19:46,020 Couldn't want sweet fucking pineapples. 560 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:46,940 It told me. 561 01:19:46,980 --> 01:19:48,120 It just said here's a pineapple. 562 01:19:48,420 --> 01:19:50,700 You just peel off the chunks and you're good to go. 563 01:19:50,780 --> 01:19:51,780 And it wasn't like that at all. 564 01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:53,120 And it was just really messy. 565 01:19:53,300 --> 01:19:53,500 Oh. 566 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:56,620 So you're back to the old way. 567 01:19:57,020 --> 01:19:58,620 But I don't really like pineapple that much. 568 01:19:58,780 --> 01:19:59,580 Anyway. 569 01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:00,900 So I'm easy enough. 570 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:02,420 There used to be a really posh thing. 571 01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:03,460 I remember saying it at a... 572 01:20:03,460 --> 01:20:04,800 Subscribe to Aaron Brennan. 573 01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:05,540 King of the stream. 574 01:20:05,660 --> 01:20:07,500 We were watching the video of him a second ago. 575 01:20:07,580 --> 01:20:09,500 We're going to watch it now because there's more people tuned in. 576 01:20:09,540 --> 01:20:11,240 This is Aaron Brennan from the last day everyone. 577 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:16,120 This is the kind of dedication that you can only dream of. 578 01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,800 Once again we go to Sarah Schneek's fucking channel. 579 01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:22,980 Because she's compiled this. 580 01:20:22,980 --> 01:20:43,420 Whoa. 581 01:20:43,420 --> 01:20:44,760 He's doing it. 582 01:20:45,780 --> 01:20:47,260 He's doing the snake dance. 583 01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:47,800 Look at him. 584 01:20:48,420 --> 01:20:49,260 Look at him go. 585 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:50,360 That's Aaron Brennan. 586 01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:51,800 He's doing the snake dance. 587 01:20:51,900 --> 01:20:52,360 Look at him. 588 01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:53,820 Look at him go. 589 01:20:54,180 --> 01:20:57,100 And also Aaron Brennan was there doing that. 590 01:20:57,180 --> 01:21:00,400 And he was blocking someone's fucking path. 591 01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:05,760 Thanks for the tip. 592 01:21:06,020 --> 01:21:07,120 I'll buy a pint with that. 593 01:21:07,140 --> 01:21:08,140 Hey, Quantum 43. 594 01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:09,520 Thanks very much for that. 595 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:10,160 And you just... 596 01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:12,080 You simply say sticky juice. 597 01:21:13,180 --> 01:21:14,040 Thanks very much. 598 01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:16,320 Last day was... 599 01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:17,320 We were in... 600 01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:19,500 We were in... 601 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:20,500 Temple Bar. 602 01:21:20,660 --> 01:21:21,360 We weren't. 603 01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:22,800 The fucking webcam was up. 604 01:21:23,220 --> 01:21:25,500 And we were doing the live stream. 605 01:21:25,780 --> 01:21:29,540 And then somebody said to go and put the fucking... 606 01:21:29,540 --> 01:21:30,720 Webcam on. 607 01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:32,540 I said can anybody get down there. 608 01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:34,380 And Aaron Brennan, man. 609 01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:34,900 Soldier. 610 01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:36,180 True fucking patriot. 611 01:21:36,380 --> 01:21:38,500 Fucking king of the stream. 612 01:21:38,980 --> 01:21:39,380 2019. 613 01:21:40,420 --> 01:21:41,640 Gets his ass to Mars. 614 01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:42,800 Gets his ass to Mars. 615 01:21:43,220 --> 01:21:44,640 And see these... 616 01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:46,200 These girls here. 617 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:48,080 Look at that for a fucking snake dance, man. 618 01:21:48,820 --> 01:21:49,660 Fucking legend. 619 01:21:49,660 --> 01:21:59,720 Look at this 620 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:03,200 Aaron Brennan's snake dancing is so hardcore 621 01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:06,920 That this girl needs to take off her St. Patrick's Day ears 622 01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:08,900 In order to comprehend what's happening 623 01:22:08,900 --> 01:22:23,020 I like that filter 624 01:22:23,020 --> 01:22:29,240 Look at that 625 01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:31,340 That's something else 626 01:22:31,340 --> 01:22:33,900 You laugh you win 627 01:22:33,900 --> 01:22:37,020 You laugh you die man 628 01:22:37,020 --> 01:22:37,920 That's the new one 629 01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:38,680 That's the new game 630 01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:41,780 The new fucking craze sweeping Facebook and WhatsApp 631 01:22:41,780 --> 01:22:44,060 Watch out man your kids are playing it 632 01:22:44,060 --> 01:22:45,200 You laugh you die 633 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:50,020 There's very little that any company could do 634 01:22:50,020 --> 01:22:51,300 To this woman in this scenario 635 01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:54,080 Like this woman had she had the wherewithal 636 01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:55,400 And the confidence to just say 637 01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:56,740 Go away out of that 638 01:22:56,740 --> 01:22:58,980 It's not like she was going to end up in court 639 01:22:58,980 --> 01:23:02,100 And it's not like any judge in the world would have entertained them 640 01:23:02,100 --> 01:23:03,300 You laugh at the helicopter 641 01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:04,500 Jesus Christ 642 01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:06,640 A 79 year old woman 643 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,460 Who was brought up in a time 644 01:23:08,460 --> 01:23:09,560 A time when you would have been told 645 01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:10,820 A borrower or a lender 646 01:23:10,820 --> 01:23:11,960 Always pay your bills 647 01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:12,560 Etc etc etc 648 01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:12,980 Absolutely so 649 01:23:12,980 --> 01:23:15,420 I'm not downplaying her upset by this 650 01:23:15,420 --> 01:23:15,880 But I just think 651 01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:18,040 You'd almost like to be able to reach these people and say 652 01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:31,080 Who for her entire life for 60 years of her bill paying life she'd never missed a payment on anything and suddenly she's being threatened with the courts over something that... 653 01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:44,400 Who for her entire life for her bill paying life for her bill paying life for her bill paying life she'd never missed a payment on anything and suddenly she's being threatened with the courts over something that... 654 01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:45,500 And what happened... 655 01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:47,440 And what happened... where did the bill come from? 656 01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:48,440 Well what happened is her phone was stolen... 657 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:49,340 Who cares man? 658 01:23:49,340 --> 01:23:51,920 And she went into a Vodafone shop and she reported theft... 659 01:23:51,920 --> 01:23:52,640 Who fucking cares? 660 01:23:53,140 --> 01:23:56,920 And she thought that the contract was then over... 661 01:23:56,920 --> 01:23:58,380 So somebody was using her phone? 662 01:23:58,460 --> 01:23:58,680 No! 663 01:23:58,800 --> 01:23:58,920 No! 664 01:23:59,000 --> 01:23:59,480 So what I... 665 01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:04,080 But apparently Vodafone don't have any record of her going into the shop... 666 01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:14,160 We've got an update on the cards here from fucking Dara Ruddy the executive producer of Leaving Neverland 2 Never Leaving... 667 01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:27,680 It doesn't look good actually bad news the first batch of cards has been badly misprinted so the movie is now called Never Leaving Land 2 Moon Wankers Revenge... 668 01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:29,260 Well that was a fucking... 669 01:24:29,260 --> 01:24:31,720 That's more than a misprint man that's a real... 670 01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:34,660 That's changed the whole tone and direction of the film like... 671 01:24:34,660 --> 01:24:37,380 The title is something that really brings people in... 672 01:24:37,380 --> 01:24:39,380 You can't fuck with the title... 673 01:24:39,380 --> 01:24:42,520 It needs to be a definitive thing... 674 01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:47,480 Moon Wankers Revenge could have been a follow up for the third film or even the fourth but I mean... 675 01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:49,440 This is Leaving Neverland 2 man... 676 01:24:51,440 --> 01:24:51,800 Do you know? 677 01:24:53,620 --> 01:24:57,000 She went into a shop and thought she'd done what was required... 678 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,580 To cancel the contract and you know... 679 01:24:59,580 --> 01:25:01,540 Then she went in to start again three months down the road... 680 01:25:01,540 --> 01:25:03,660 AC... AC Milan thanks very much... 681 01:25:03,660 --> 01:25:04,340 We love you Francie... 682 01:25:04,340 --> 01:25:05,820 I love you too AC... 683 01:25:05,820 --> 01:25:06,760 I can't do the world... 684 01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,580 I'll get back to the world news soon enough... 685 01:25:08,580 --> 01:25:09,800 Terrible things about it... 686 01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:10,720 After the fucking... 687 01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:12,580 After we find whoever killed... 688 01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:16,120 Rio Hazuki's father... 689 01:25:16,120 --> 01:25:18,920 ...could have had the decency and common sense to say forget about it... 690 01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:19,700 Doesn't matter... 691 01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:20,840 We'll sort it all out... 692 01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:22,280 Clearly there was a miscommunication... 693 01:25:22,280 --> 01:25:24,560 That miscommunication could have come from our listener... 694 01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:27,020 It could have come from the people who worked in the Vodafone shop... 695 01:25:27,020 --> 01:25:28,700 It could have come from Vodafone headquarters... 696 01:25:28,700 --> 01:25:30,740 There was a breakdown of communication... 697 01:25:30,740 --> 01:25:31,700 These things happen... 698 01:25:31,700 --> 01:25:33,460 And as I've said repeatedly on the show... 699 01:25:33,460 --> 01:25:35,240 It's not the fact that something bad happens... 700 01:25:35,240 --> 01:25:36,660 It's how you handle it after that... 701 01:25:36,660 --> 01:25:37,740 That really matters... 702 01:25:37,740 --> 01:25:38,660 So... 703 01:25:38,660 --> 01:25:41,020 I contacted Vodafone last Friday... 704 01:25:41,020 --> 01:25:41,560 Do it... 705 01:25:41,560 --> 01:25:43,520 Like just get on with the fucking story man... 706 01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:44,520 You've been on the radio... 707 01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:45,580 We're paying the licence fee... 708 01:25:45,580 --> 01:25:47,280 Get to the fucking point and make us laugh... 709 01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:48,280 Make us... 710 01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:49,280 Make us go... 711 01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:49,840 Ah... 712 01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:51,500 That's an interesting point... 713 01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:53,940 You're taking your time too long sunshine... 714 01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:54,800 ...reserve credit... 715 01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:55,980 Because they didn't... 716 01:25:55,980 --> 01:25:57,380 They didn't insist on payment... 717 01:25:57,380 --> 01:25:59,000 And they perhaps could have... 718 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,700 If they've no record of the cancellation of the contract... 719 01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:02,240 But... 720 01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:05,360 So they've waived all the monies that are outstanding... 721 01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:06,860 And the couple... 722 01:26:06,860 --> 01:26:09,280 Or the woman and her son are happy enough for that... 723 01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:10,080 Okay... 724 01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:11,760 But where is the humanity and the flexibility? 725 01:26:12,060 --> 01:26:13,080 Well this is the thing... 726 01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:13,640 And again... 727 01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:14,500 Fuck off... 728 01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:16,740 Fuck right off man... 729 01:26:16,740 --> 01:26:17,360 Such shy... 730 01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:18,220 It's fake... 731 01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:19,240 It's fake... 732 01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:20,360 Sycophantic... 733 01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:21,160 Fake... 734 01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:22,080 Where is the humanity? 735 01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:28,820 Down to empowering your front line staff... 736 01:26:28,820 --> 01:26:29,920 To make decisions... 737 01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:31,080 That are not... 738 01:26:31,080 --> 01:26:33,960 Listed in the list of ten options on the computer... 739 01:26:33,960 --> 01:26:34,580 When you're doing... 740 01:26:34,580 --> 01:26:35,720 When you're dealing with your customer... 741 01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:37,340 Customer service queries... 742 01:26:37,340 --> 01:26:39,160 You just need to have the ability to... 743 01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:40,760 Show a little bit of like a... 744 01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:41,880 Flexibility... 745 01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:42,600 And decency... 746 01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:42,880 And say... 747 01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:43,200 Do you know what? 748 01:26:43,220 --> 01:26:44,640 We're going to deal with this in a different way... 749 01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:45,440 Erm... 750 01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:46,640 The mobile phone companies... 751 01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:47,520 There's no common sense... 752 01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:48,340 On the customer front... 753 01:26:48,340 --> 01:26:49,200 I recently lost my phone... 754 01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:50,400 I had similar face to face... 755 01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:51,120 In Grafton Street shop... 756 01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:52,320 Conor's right... 757 01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:53,620 I remember it being a hot day... 758 01:26:53,620 --> 01:26:54,480 There's your... 759 01:26:54,480 --> 01:26:54,860 Oh you see... 760 01:26:54,860 --> 01:26:56,220 Can't remember the year... 761 01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,620 Naomi in Tallag... 762 01:26:57,620 --> 01:26:59,160 And they all want you to say... 763 01:26:59,160 --> 01:26:59,920 St. Patrick's Day... 764 01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:01,100 Not Paddy's Day... 765 01:27:01,100 --> 01:27:01,960 That annoys me... 766 01:27:01,960 --> 01:27:02,500 Yeah... 767 01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:04,160 It's St. Joseph's Day today... 768 01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:05,080 Mike Winston says... 769 01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:05,860 Paddy... 770 01:27:05,860 --> 01:27:07,040 Not Patrick... 771 01:27:07,040 --> 01:27:09,540 Ask Conor Pope... 772 01:27:09,540 --> 01:27:10,000 About... 773 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:11,920 What plan on health insurance for me... 774 01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:12,620 Age 52... 775 01:27:12,620 --> 01:27:13,000 Married... 776 01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,160 I gave up health insurance... 777 01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:15,100 In 2008... 778 01:27:15,100 --> 01:27:15,720 Starting again... 779 01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:15,920 Thanks... 780 01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:17,580 That's a common enough story... 781 01:27:17,580 --> 01:27:18,120 Isn't it because... 782 01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:19,500 It is a common enough story... 783 01:27:19,500 --> 01:27:20,420 A lot of people gave up... 784 01:27:20,420 --> 01:27:21,800 Their health insurance... 785 01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:22,320 During the... 786 01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:23,460 So does the luxury... 787 01:27:23,460 --> 01:27:24,460 And like they couldn't give up... 788 01:27:24,460 --> 01:27:25,200 Their car insurance... 789 01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:25,780 They couldn't give up... 790 01:27:25,780 --> 01:27:26,500 Their house insurance... 791 01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:27,200 Because that was usually tied... 792 01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:28,060 Their mortgages... 793 01:27:28,060 --> 01:27:29,020 But they could give up... 794 01:27:29,020 --> 01:27:29,720 Their health insurance... 795 01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:30,600 And an awful lot of people... 796 01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:31,720 Did give it up... 797 01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:32,500 Now to be perfectly honest... 798 01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:33,860 I'd be reluctant to say to... 799 01:27:33,860 --> 01:27:34,800 Anybody... 800 01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:36,120 Even like if you were to ask me now... 801 01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:37,040 What's the best plan... 802 01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:37,660 I should be on... 803 01:27:37,660 --> 01:27:38,740 But what I would suggest... 804 01:27:38,740 --> 01:27:39,560 Is that the starting point... 805 01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:40,860 For anybody looking for health insurance... 806 01:27:40,860 --> 01:27:41,560 Is go on to the... 807 01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:42,860 Health Insurance Authority website... 808 01:27:42,860 --> 01:27:44,660 Which is www... 809 01:27:44,660 --> 01:27:46,360 I see they're building a brand... 810 01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:49,340 This is my city... 811 01:27:49,340 --> 01:27:52,560 I own this town... 812 01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:56,520 Welcome to my town... 813 01:27:56,520 --> 01:28:00,160 You stupid idiot... 814 01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:01,720 You're in the wrong town now... 815 01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:04,700 You shouldn't have even... 816 01:28:04,700 --> 01:28:05,840 Left your own town... 817 01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:09,840 This is my city... 818 01:28:09,840 --> 01:28:13,840 Welcome to my city... 819 01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:17,840 This is a great city... 820 01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:21,840 Manhattan... 821 01:28:21,840 --> 01:28:22,640 Yeah... 822 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:37,480 Hello... 823 01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:38,200 How are you Patty... 824 01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:39,420 How are you Patty... 825 01:28:39,420 --> 01:28:40,020 Francis... 826 01:28:40,020 --> 01:28:40,620 How are you... 827 01:28:40,620 --> 01:28:42,560 Not great Pat... 828 01:28:42,560 --> 01:28:45,220 You're still out in the States... 829 01:28:45,220 --> 01:28:45,620 Are you... 830 01:28:45,620 --> 01:28:46,660 Yeah... 831 01:28:46,660 --> 01:28:46,960 Yeah... 832 01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:47,240 Yeah... 833 01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:47,600 Yeah... 834 01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:48,740 Did you find a bit of work... 835 01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:51,140 I'm just driving away from a job now... 836 01:28:51,140 --> 01:28:51,740 To be honest Pat... 837 01:28:51,740 --> 01:28:54,740 It sounds like you're going off fast... 838 01:28:54,740 --> 01:28:55,740 Yeah... 839 01:28:55,740 --> 01:28:57,000 Any crack back home... 840 01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:57,820 Any crack back home... 841 01:28:57,820 --> 01:28:59,220 Nothing much now... 842 01:28:59,220 --> 01:29:00,860 Just about to watch the late late... 843 01:29:00,860 --> 01:29:01,140 You know... 844 01:29:01,140 --> 01:29:02,460 Usual Friday evening crack... 845 01:29:02,460 --> 01:29:03,800 You've the feet up by the fire... 846 01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:04,800 You've the feet up by the fire... 847 01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:05,620 Have you... 848 01:29:05,620 --> 01:29:06,300 It's getting... 849 01:29:06,300 --> 01:29:07,360 Cold now November... 850 01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:08,560 Like you know... 851 01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:09,960 Come again... 852 01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:10,700 I was saying... 853 01:29:10,700 --> 01:29:11,860 It's getting cold now... 854 01:29:11,860 --> 01:29:12,360 Over here... 855 01:29:12,360 --> 01:29:13,140 Like November... 856 01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:14,140 You know... 857 01:29:14,140 --> 01:29:15,900 I don't know where I'm going Pat... 858 01:29:15,900 --> 01:29:17,200 I'm fucking taking turns... 859 01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:18,140 I don't know where I'm going... 860 01:29:18,140 --> 01:29:18,340 Ah... 861 01:29:18,340 --> 01:29:18,740 Francis... 862 01:29:18,740 --> 01:29:20,500 Are you okay... 863 01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:21,900 No... 864 01:29:21,900 --> 01:29:23,280 Were you down the bookies again... 865 01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:23,700 Were you... 866 01:29:23,700 --> 01:29:26,700 I was... 867 01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:28,700 I was... 868 01:29:28,700 --> 01:29:30,240 Then I had to go to the bank... 869 01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:30,700 Pat... 870 01:29:30,700 --> 01:29:33,700 And then what... 871 01:29:33,700 --> 01:29:35,200 And I fucking robbed them... 872 01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:35,920 Pat... 873 01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:36,700 What... 874 01:29:36,700 --> 01:29:38,240 I didn't want to... 875 01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:38,520 Pat... 876 01:29:38,520 --> 01:29:39,740 But I was being coerced... 877 01:29:39,740 --> 01:29:41,080 By Mr. Chin... 878 01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:42,560 Who's Mr. Chin... 879 01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:44,280 Well I'll tell you about Mr. Chin... 880 01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:44,840 Now Pat... 881 01:29:44,840 --> 01:29:46,400 He's the head of an illegal... 882 01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:48,560 Betting operation... 883 01:29:48,560 --> 01:29:50,280 Hey listen to me Pat... 884 01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:51,520 Jesus Christ... 885 01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:52,920 He's a Chinese man... 886 01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:54,060 I placed a few bets... 887 01:29:54,060 --> 01:29:55,640 With him myself... 888 01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:56,840 Didn't work out for me... 889 01:29:56,840 --> 01:29:57,940 Didn't work out for me... 890 01:29:57,940 --> 01:29:59,080 So I robbed the bank... 891 01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:00,240 To pay him back... 892 01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:01,640 And now the police are after me... 893 01:30:01,640 --> 01:30:02,360 In a helicopter... 894 01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:02,640 Pat... 895 01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:03,440 I don't know what the hell... 896 01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:04,240 I'm gonna do Pat... 897 01:30:04,240 --> 01:30:05,920 I'm on the freeway... 898 01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:06,720 Jesus Christ... 899 01:30:06,720 --> 01:30:07,180 Francis... 900 01:30:07,180 --> 01:30:08,080 This is the worst trouble... 901 01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:08,780 You've ever been in... 902 01:30:08,780 --> 01:30:09,520 You're making me cry... 903 01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:10,520 Don't make me cry... 904 01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:11,520 Don't make me cry... 905 01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:12,380 There's an unmarked... 906 01:30:12,380 --> 01:30:13,300 Pickup in front of me... 907 01:30:13,300 --> 01:30:14,340 And an unmarked... 908 01:30:14,340 --> 01:30:15,540 SUV behind me... 909 01:30:15,540 --> 01:30:16,900 They think I don't know it's them... 910 01:30:16,900 --> 01:30:18,140 But I do Pat... 911 01:30:18,140 --> 01:30:19,240 I do... 912 01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:19,740 Francis... 913 01:30:19,740 --> 01:30:20,860 Turn yourself in man... 914 01:30:20,860 --> 01:30:21,520 Please... 915 01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:23,380 Fuck that Pat... 916 01:30:23,380 --> 01:30:24,980 I'm gonna outrun these cunts... 917 01:30:24,980 --> 01:30:25,980 Jesus Christ... 918 01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:26,980 And you're gonna stay with me now... 919 01:30:26,980 --> 01:30:27,240 And you're gonna stay with me now... 920 01:30:27,240 --> 01:30:28,580 For the final furlong Pat... 921 01:30:28,580 --> 01:30:29,820 We've got a junction coming up... 922 01:30:29,820 --> 01:30:31,300 I think I'm gonna try something... 923 01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:32,580 As I move ahead of the pack... 924 01:30:32,580 --> 01:30:33,360 And into the lead... 925 01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:34,280 It's a tight turn... 926 01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:35,140 I'm being fishtailed... 927 01:30:35,140 --> 01:30:36,420 But I've got a 9 to 4 chance... 928 01:30:36,420 --> 01:30:36,980 Of making it... 929 01:30:36,980 --> 01:30:37,760 If I accelerate... 930 01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:38,820 No I'm being fishtailed... 931 01:30:38,820 --> 01:30:39,320 Out of it Pat... 932 01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:39,980 I've fallen... 933 01:30:39,980 --> 01:30:40,260 It's gone... 934 01:30:40,260 --> 01:30:40,980 I've got any power... 935 01:30:40,980 --> 01:30:41,760 I've fallen... 936 01:30:41,760 --> 01:30:42,980 Any power Pat... 937 01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:43,980 I'm gonna get the gun out... 938 01:30:44,980 --> 01:30:45,980 I passed... 939 01:30:45,980 --> 01:30:46,980 I passed... 940 01:30:46,980 --> 01:30:48,980 I passed... 941 01:30:48,980 --> 01:30:49,980 I passed... 942 01:30:53,980 --> 01:30:54,980 I passed... 943 01:30:54,980 --> 01:30:55,980 I passed... 944 01:30:59,980 --> 01:31:00,980 I passed... 945 01:31:00,980 --> 01:31:01,980 I passed... 946 01:31:06,980 --> 01:31:08,980 You know what it's all about... 947 01:31:08,980 --> 01:31:11,980 It's all about the underside of a pigeon's fucking... 948 01:31:11,980 --> 01:31:12,980 Undercarriage... 949 01:31:12,980 --> 01:31:14,980 You gotta spin that pigeon round... 950 01:31:14,980 --> 01:31:16,980 This is the... 951 01:31:16,980 --> 01:31:18,980 Artist's rendering... 952 01:31:18,980 --> 01:31:19,980 Of... 953 01:31:19,980 --> 01:31:22,980 Armando the pigeon... 954 01:31:22,980 --> 01:31:24,980 I don't know why I have these... 955 01:31:24,980 --> 01:31:25,980 In my possession... 956 01:31:25,980 --> 01:31:27,980 Someone asked me if I had a little forklift truck... 957 01:31:27,980 --> 01:31:28,980 I can't find the forklift truck... 958 01:31:28,980 --> 01:31:29,980 It would be great if I did that one... 959 01:31:29,980 --> 01:31:30,980 I was given a forklift truck in the last game... 960 01:31:30,980 --> 01:31:31,980 I don't know why I don't have it here... 961 01:31:31,980 --> 01:31:32,980 I don't know why I don't have it here... 962 01:31:32,980 --> 01:31:33,980 I can't find the forklift truck... 963 01:31:33,980 --> 01:31:34,980 It would be great if I did that one... 964 01:31:34,980 --> 01:31:35,980 I was given a forklift truck in the last game... 965 01:31:35,980 --> 01:31:36,980 I don't know why I don't have it here... 966 01:31:36,980 --> 01:31:37,980 I don't know why I don't have it here... 967 01:31:37,980 --> 01:31:38,980 I don't know why I don't have it here... 968 01:31:38,980 --> 01:31:39,980 I don't know why I don't have it here... 969 01:31:39,980 --> 01:31:40,980 I don't know why I don't have it here... 970 01:31:40,980 --> 01:31:46,980 Stupid toys... 971 01:31:46,980 --> 01:31:53,980 So we have to find this... 972 01:31:53,980 --> 01:31:54,980 Uh... 973 01:31:54,980 --> 01:31:55,980 Woo-doo... 974 01:31:55,980 --> 01:31:58,980 True martial artists... 975 01:31:58,980 --> 01:31:59,980 No woo-doo... 976 01:31:59,980 --> 01:32:01,980 See commercial artists... 977 01:32:01,980 --> 01:32:03,980 Maybe this person knows... 978 01:32:03,980 --> 01:32:04,980 Excuse me... 979 01:32:04,980 --> 01:32:05,980 Yes... 980 01:32:05,980 --> 01:32:10,980 Is there anyone who knows martial arts around here? 981 01:32:10,980 --> 01:32:11,980 Umm... 982 01:32:11,980 --> 01:32:12,980 Umm... 983 01:32:12,980 --> 01:32:23,980 *Ding music* 984 01:32:23,980 --> 01:32:25,980 Somebody said to go down to the fucking... 985 01:32:25,980 --> 01:32:27,980 The park with the fella doing Tai Chi... 986 01:32:27,980 --> 01:32:29,980 The problem is I don't know where I am... 987 01:32:29,980 --> 01:32:32,980 I can't find my way around Hong Kong... 988 01:32:32,980 --> 01:32:34,980 It's a tough city... 989 01:32:34,980 --> 01:32:35,980 It's a hard city... 990 01:32:35,980 --> 01:32:36,980 I don't know where I'm going... 991 01:32:36,980 --> 01:32:38,980 Excuse me... 992 01:32:38,980 --> 01:32:39,980 Oh my god... 993 01:32:39,980 --> 01:32:42,980 Check it out... 994 01:32:42,980 --> 01:32:45,980 Check the fucking Heshton Blumenthal on this... 995 01:32:45,980 --> 01:32:46,980 No problem JVV... 996 01:32:46,980 --> 01:32:47,980 Thanks for the tips... 997 01:32:47,980 --> 01:32:48,980 Okay... 998 01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:49,980 And the help... 999 01:32:49,980 --> 01:32:52,980 *Ding music* 1000 01:32:52,980 --> 01:32:54,980 Look at this... 1001 01:32:54,980 --> 01:32:56,980 It's a real situation going on... 1002 01:32:56,980 --> 01:32:57,980 It's a real... 1003 01:32:57,980 --> 01:33:00,980 Even if you were to come up with that yourself... 1004 01:33:00,980 --> 01:33:01,980 You'd be... 1005 01:33:01,980 --> 01:33:02,980 You'd be fired... 1006 01:33:02,980 --> 01:33:04,980 If I was to draw this... 1007 01:33:04,980 --> 01:33:05,980 I would be fired... 1008 01:33:05,980 --> 01:33:08,980 If someone was to say... 1009 01:33:08,980 --> 01:33:13,980 Where are the latest concept designs on the NPCs... 1010 01:33:13,980 --> 01:33:15,980 For the Chinese... 1011 01:33:15,980 --> 01:33:16,980 For the Hong Kong bit... 1012 01:33:16,980 --> 01:33:17,980 And I go... 1013 01:33:17,980 --> 01:33:18,980 Okay... 1014 01:33:18,980 --> 01:33:19,980 I've just got a... 1015 01:33:19,980 --> 01:33:20,980 I've got a new one here... 1016 01:33:20,980 --> 01:33:21,980 Actually... 1017 01:33:21,980 --> 01:33:22,980 The concept I came up with... 1018 01:33:22,980 --> 01:33:23,980 It's this guy here... 1019 01:33:23,980 --> 01:33:24,980 Fired... 1020 01:33:24,980 --> 01:33:25,980 I'm sorry... 1021 01:33:25,980 --> 01:33:26,980 Uh... 1022 01:33:26,980 --> 01:33:27,980 Actually Francis... 1023 01:33:27,980 --> 01:33:28,980 We're gonna have to let you go... 1024 01:33:28,980 --> 01:33:29,980 Why? 1025 01:33:29,980 --> 01:33:30,980 Well... 1026 01:33:30,980 --> 01:33:31,980 The man that you drew is... 1027 01:33:31,980 --> 01:33:32,980 It's not right... 1028 01:33:32,980 --> 01:33:33,980 But I mean... 1029 01:33:33,980 --> 01:33:34,980 But it's what it... 1030 01:33:34,980 --> 01:33:35,980 But it works though... 1031 01:33:35,980 --> 01:33:36,980 Doesn't it? 1032 01:33:36,980 --> 01:33:37,980 Does it not work? 1033 01:33:37,980 --> 01:33:38,980 No... 1034 01:33:38,980 --> 01:33:38,980 I'm sorry Francis... 1035 01:33:38,980 --> 01:33:39,980 You're gonna have to go... 1036 01:33:39,980 --> 01:33:40,980 There's actually a few... 1037 01:33:40,980 --> 01:33:41,980 You know... 1038 01:33:41,980 --> 01:33:42,980 We run a multicultural ship here now... 1039 01:33:42,980 --> 01:33:43,980 This is a different... 1040 01:33:43,980 --> 01:33:44,980 This is a different office... 1041 01:33:44,980 --> 01:33:45,980 Where... 1042 01:33:45,980 --> 01:33:46,980 You're from... 1043 01:33:46,980 --> 01:33:47,980 Well... 1044 01:33:47,980 --> 01:33:49,980 I showed this to everyone back home in Castle Tower... 1045 01:33:49,980 --> 01:33:51,980 And they thought it was fucking class... 1046 01:33:51,980 --> 01:33:52,980 Yeah... 1047 01:33:52,980 --> 01:33:53,980 Well this is Dublin... 1048 01:33:53,980 --> 01:33:53,980 I'm afraid... 1049 01:33:53,980 --> 01:33:54,980 You can't do that... 1050 01:33:54,980 --> 01:33:55,980 We have different people... 1051 01:33:55,980 --> 01:33:56,980 Different races working in the office... 1052 01:33:56,980 --> 01:33:57,980 I mean... 1053 01:33:57,980 --> 01:33:58,980 That's not right man... 1054 01:33:58,980 --> 01:34:00,980 I'm looking for a martial artist... 1055 01:34:00,980 --> 01:34:02,980 Do you know anybody nearby? 1056 01:34:02,980 --> 01:34:05,980 I think you should go and meet Master Zoshan... 1057 01:34:05,980 --> 01:34:08,980 He fucking knows... 1058 01:34:12,980 --> 01:34:13,980 Master Zoshan? 1059 01:34:13,980 --> 01:34:14,980 Right! 1060 01:34:14,980 --> 01:34:15,980 He's at the dojo... 1061 01:34:15,980 --> 01:34:16,980 Called the... 1062 01:34:16,980 --> 01:34:18,980 Gwang Martial Arts School... 1063 01:34:18,980 --> 01:34:20,980 In the Green Market Quarter... 1064 01:34:20,980 --> 01:34:21,980 Gwang Martial Arts School... 1065 01:34:21,980 --> 01:34:23,980 In the Green Market Quarter? 1066 01:34:23,980 --> 01:34:24,980 Thank you very much... 1067 01:34:24,980 --> 01:34:25,980 Welcome... 1068 01:34:25,980 --> 01:34:26,980 Brilliant man... 1069 01:34:26,980 --> 01:34:27,980 That's the thing about Shamu... 1070 01:34:27,980 --> 01:34:28,980 You never know who's... 1071 01:34:28,980 --> 01:34:30,980 Who's got the... 1072 01:34:30,980 --> 01:34:31,980 The goods... 1073 01:34:31,980 --> 01:34:33,980 Green Market Quarter... 1074 01:34:33,980 --> 01:34:34,980 Gwang Martial Arts School... 1075 01:34:34,980 --> 01:34:35,980 Pre... 1076 01:34:35,980 --> 01:34:36,980 Pre... 1077 01:34:36,980 --> 01:34:37,980 Pre... 1078 01:34:37,980 --> 01:34:38,980 Pre... 1079 01:34:38,980 --> 01:34:39,980 Don't know... 1080 01:34:39,980 --> 01:34:40,980 Jesus Christ... 1081 01:34:40,980 --> 01:34:41,980 These people fucking need help... 1082 01:34:41,980 --> 01:34:44,980 I want to go to Gwang Martial Arts School... 1083 01:34:44,980 --> 01:34:45,980 Which way is it to the Green Market Quarter? 1084 01:34:45,980 --> 01:34:46,980 This should be fun... 1085 01:34:46,980 --> 01:34:47,980 I'll show you the way... 1086 01:34:47,980 --> 01:34:48,980 Oh for fuck's sake... 1087 01:34:48,980 --> 01:34:49,980 Follow me... 1088 01:34:49,980 --> 01:34:50,980 Thank you... 1089 01:34:50,980 --> 01:34:51,980 Now we have to follow this fucking... 1090 01:34:51,980 --> 01:34:52,980 This head... 1091 01:34:52,980 --> 01:34:53,980 Header... 1092 01:34:53,980 --> 01:34:54,980 So now we get to... 1093 01:34:54,980 --> 01:34:55,980 This is the... 1094 01:34:55,980 --> 01:34:56,980 The way we share... 1095 01:34:56,980 --> 01:34:57,980 I don't even have to use the control pad... 1096 01:34:57,980 --> 01:34:58,980 I put that down... 1097 01:34:58,980 --> 01:35:00,980 And now we fucking go to the Gwang Dang Art School... 1098 01:35:00,980 --> 01:35:01,980 Or whatever... 1099 01:35:01,980 --> 01:35:02,980 We follow this guy... 1100 01:35:02,980 --> 01:35:03,980 And I just get to chat away to you... 1101 01:35:03,980 --> 01:35:04,980 Fucking some game man... 1102 01:35:04,980 --> 01:35:05,980 You don't even have to do anything... 1103 01:35:05,980 --> 01:35:05,980 You don't even have to play the fucking game... 1104 01:35:05,980 --> 01:35:06,980 You just ask cunts where to go... 1105 01:35:06,980 --> 01:35:07,980 And they'll follow you... 1106 01:35:07,980 --> 01:35:13,860 use the control pad I put that down and now we fucking go to the Wang Dang art 1107 01:35:13,860 --> 01:35:19,320 school or whatever we follow this guy and I just get to chat away to you 1108 01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:23,340 fucking some game man you don't even have to do anything you don't even have 1109 01:35:23,340 --> 01:35:27,480 to play the fucking thing you just ask where to go and he'll follow you or you 1110 01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:29,980 follow them 1111 01:35:30,620 --> 01:35:34,500 I'm just gonna make a coffee I was a machine I just press the fucking button 1112 01:35:34,500 --> 01:35:40,620 one of those fucking tasimo jobs by the time I get back I will have the coffee it 1113 01:35:40,620 --> 01:35:45,960 only takes like a minute we'll get to the Guang Dang fucking Lang or wherever the 1114 01:35:45,960 --> 01:35:48,440 fuck we're going 1115 01:35:48,440 --> 01:35:54,560 oh 1116 01:35:54,560 --> 01:36:21,680 Oh, that's just that's making that that's making its way now that we in its way to me and I'm 1117 01:36:21,680 --> 01:36:28,160 winging my way to the fucking man mo China shop although I'm not what she got on her head 1118 01:36:33,440 --> 01:36:47,720 any scandal anyway any fucking crack how are you keeping how you keeping these days people free gap 1119 01:36:47,720 --> 01:36:54,200 Kristen Reed says of the free gap where's that is that it your place Chris we all come around yours 1120 01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:59,400 I have a coffee machine in the Almeria 1121 01:37:09,400 --> 01:37:15,240 fucking hell man Maradona Jackson moon wank that is insane 1122 01:37:18,120 --> 01:37:19,560 Scruffy says this is off 1123 01:37:24,440 --> 01:37:27,880 Marad Maradona Jackson moon wank hand of God 1124 01:37:36,440 --> 01:37:43,720 oh yeah free gap sorry I I didn't understand that every cup of coffee 1125 01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:54,520 fine gold what's the story any fucking fine gold have you 1126 01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:08,280 yeah primo primo camera thanks very much for the fucking 420 you're a real sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet 1127 01:38:08,280 --> 01:38:17,960 sweet sweet sweet son of a gooch I'm currently hiding in the disabled toilets in spar where in Ireland is stonehenge 1128 01:38:20,280 --> 01:38:23,160 here we go we're in the carmine quarter we're still following an old man 1129 01:38:24,280 --> 01:38:29,000 um I get you primo I get you I get you I get you I get you I get you that's an old one 1130 01:38:31,080 --> 01:38:34,760 Sarah sneak congratulations 1131 01:38:36,760 --> 01:38:42,040 you're a peach thanks for the fucking snake snake traffic 1132 01:38:44,760 --> 01:38:51,720 and she says Sarah snakes has cheers to Aaron it makes life worth to them well fucking you've got a fan out there 1133 01:38:51,720 --> 01:38:53,240 Aaron Sarah snakes 1134 01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:02,920 10 hours later 1135 01:39:08,440 --> 01:39:13,880 Chinese walk Chinese stalker simulator 2019 year of the blade 1136 01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:18,040 it's the Chinese year of the lower back pain 1137 01:39:22,520 --> 01:39:29,160 Wah wah wah. I'm very quiet am I? I think the fucking volume might turn down. Yeah yeah yeah. 1138 01:39:30,600 --> 01:39:36,200 It's the Chinese. It's the Chinese. It's the Chinese year of the balloon. It's the Chinese 1139 01:39:36,200 --> 01:39:45,160 year of the balloon. It's the Chinese year of the balloon. LSD music is it? 1140 01:39:45,160 --> 01:40:00,680 Aaron makes the streams worth fucking watching. Uh stream makes the streams worth streaming is the saint of a lad. 1141 01:40:02,760 --> 01:40:08,600 So the the Aaron thing was seminal the other night man. What we what that's like you know 1142 01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:13,320 that's opened up a new world of where the stream could go. We could actually go interactive with this. 1143 01:40:13,320 --> 01:40:40,540 Uh we've got people watching in fucking America. We've got people watching in New Zealand. Uh some lads said they're out in Korea. So what we need to do is get to webcams. Find out where there are public webcams and fucking do stuff. Or link up streams and make a fucking network of streams. I don't know. Might be shite. Could be shite. I'm just fucking spitballing here. It could be shit. 1144 01:40:42,760 --> 01:41:11,700 I can the coffee is done. I can smell the coffee. It's nice. Wait. Wake up and smell the coffee man. Hey. You still following that Chinese guy from from two years ago? That guy's a son of a gun. Chinese arthritis simulator featuring Matt Ryan. Matt Ryan stars in Chinese arthritis simulator. Thanks very much Matt Ryan. 1145 01:41:12,200 --> 01:41:42,180 Thank you. 1146 01:41:42,180 --> 01:42:12,160 Thank you. 1147 01:42:12,160 --> 01:42:14,540 Made in Germany. Built for Ireland. 1148 01:42:15,140 --> 01:42:16,860 Lending criteria, terms and conditions apply. 1149 01:42:17,320 --> 01:42:20,400 Higher purchase agreement provided by Bank of Ireland trading as Bank of Ireland Finance. 1150 01:42:21,140 --> 01:42:23,040 A box of chocolates? For me? 1151 01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:25,780 Sure all I did was take out the bins? 1152 01:42:26,320 --> 01:42:26,660 Tom! 1153 01:42:28,240 --> 01:42:29,500 Okay we're on, we're on. 1154 01:42:30,840 --> 01:42:35,180 We're here. We've found our way to the Chinese Tai Chi King. 1155 01:42:35,960 --> 01:42:36,880 Tai Kwon Do. 1156 01:42:37,440 --> 01:42:40,660 He's gonna let us know the Tai Kwon Do's and the Tai Kwon Do's. 1157 01:42:42,660 --> 01:42:44,720 Why is he taking us through the fucking park? 1158 01:42:45,100 --> 01:42:46,540 Is there a dojo down here, is it? 1159 01:42:50,660 --> 01:42:53,200 I'm just gonna stop. I'm gonna not follow him. 1160 01:42:53,580 --> 01:42:54,340 Go to this guy. 1161 01:42:57,940 --> 01:42:59,360 What? 1162 01:43:04,000 --> 01:43:04,520 Hmm. 1163 01:43:05,980 --> 01:43:07,720 Is that fucking real, Roshin? Is it? 1164 01:43:08,180 --> 01:43:09,680 BB gun Russian roulette. 1165 01:43:09,880 --> 01:43:11,240 Let's spar first. 1166 01:43:11,360 --> 01:43:13,760 Maybe I could stream some BB gun Russian roulette. 1167 01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:15,280 Let's see how much kung fu you've learned. 1168 01:43:21,600 --> 01:43:22,120 Yes. 1169 01:43:25,540 --> 01:43:26,980 That was close. 1170 01:43:35,980 --> 01:43:37,100 How's this? 1171 01:43:38,780 --> 01:43:39,300 Surprise! 1172 01:43:42,820 --> 01:43:43,580 Impressive! 1173 01:43:46,580 --> 01:43:47,560 Nice kick. 1174 01:43:47,560 --> 01:43:58,780 What is that move? 1175 01:43:58,940 --> 01:44:00,660 It's called fuck you old man. 1176 01:44:01,340 --> 01:44:01,940 I'm only messing. 1177 01:44:02,300 --> 01:44:02,620 You alright? 1178 01:44:03,220 --> 01:44:04,160 You use your opponent's force to throw. 1179 01:44:04,160 --> 01:44:04,620 Are you okay? 1180 01:44:04,940 --> 01:44:05,520 Do you need help? 1181 01:44:05,560 --> 01:44:06,460 Do you want a cup of milk? 1182 01:44:07,460 --> 01:44:08,240 Are you okay? 1183 01:44:08,400 --> 01:44:08,940 Do you want a bed? 1184 01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:09,940 Do you need to lie down? 1185 01:44:09,940 --> 01:44:11,660 This is the rotation to throw. 1186 01:44:11,660 --> 01:44:12,060 Oh. 1187 01:44:12,060 --> 01:44:12,060 Oh. 1188 01:44:12,060 --> 01:44:23,100 That was close. 1189 01:44:24,980 --> 01:44:25,300 Ugh. 1190 01:44:25,300 --> 01:44:25,700 Ugh. 1191 01:44:26,260 --> 01:44:26,620 Ugh. 1192 01:44:27,620 --> 01:44:28,000 Ugh. 1193 01:44:28,560 --> 01:44:29,680 What was that? 1194 01:44:30,540 --> 01:44:32,660 The iron palm of Tai Chi. 1195 01:44:34,720 --> 01:44:37,480 So, what did you want to ask me? 1196 01:44:38,580 --> 01:44:40,180 I want to know what the four of Wudu are. 1197 01:44:40,920 --> 01:44:42,140 The Wudu? 1198 01:44:42,460 --> 01:44:43,260 The Wudu? 1199 01:44:43,260 --> 01:44:43,880 What for? 1200 01:44:43,880 --> 01:44:44,120 What for? 1201 01:44:45,160 --> 01:44:47,060 To see a man named Lee Shoutao. 1202 01:44:49,580 --> 01:44:49,980 Hmm. 1203 01:44:50,540 --> 01:44:51,500 Follow me. 1204 01:44:59,380 --> 01:45:03,360 Do you want to see how Tai Chi develops into force? 1205 01:45:03,360 --> 01:45:05,000 Not really, but fucking just go on. 1206 01:45:05,320 --> 01:45:05,700 Show me. 1207 01:45:05,700 --> 01:45:06,280 Fast. 1208 01:45:06,740 --> 01:45:07,360 I'm sick. 1209 01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:13,300 For iron palm, use the power of your whole body. 1210 01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:18,200 Gather strength in your arms and legs at the same time. 1211 01:45:19,540 --> 01:45:20,620 Then strike. 1212 01:45:22,880 --> 01:45:26,040 Now, try the iron palm on that tree. 1213 01:45:26,580 --> 01:45:27,720 How'd you do the iron palm? 1214 01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:28,200 What'd you do? 1215 01:45:28,200 --> 01:45:32,220 I see. 1216 01:45:32,220 --> 01:45:34,660 Remember the last time I see you have the fall? 1217 01:45:41,980 --> 01:45:43,360 Stay and strike. 1218 01:45:49,660 --> 01:45:51,560 Don't just use your hands. 1219 01:45:51,700 --> 01:45:52,940 Use your legs, too. 1220 01:45:55,980 --> 01:45:56,540 Nice. 1221 01:45:56,540 --> 01:45:59,960 I'll have a look at the picture. 1222 01:46:02,660 --> 01:46:03,260 Yeah. 1223 01:46:03,760 --> 01:46:05,660 When I get off this fucking note rushing. 1224 01:46:05,660 --> 01:46:08,680 When you cover the ground with leaves, I will tell you. 1225 01:46:08,680 --> 01:46:11,800 Is it a video of someone being shot with a BB gun in the face? 1226 01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:12,620 Cover the ground. 1227 01:46:14,820 --> 01:46:15,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1228 01:46:15,820 --> 01:46:15,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1229 01:46:15,820 --> 01:46:15,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1230 01:46:15,820 --> 01:46:16,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1231 01:46:16,820 --> 01:46:17,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1232 01:46:17,820 --> 01:46:18,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1233 01:46:18,820 --> 01:46:19,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1234 01:46:19,820 --> 01:46:20,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1235 01:46:20,820 --> 01:46:21,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1236 01:46:21,820 --> 01:46:22,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1237 01:46:22,820 --> 01:46:23,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1238 01:46:23,820 --> 01:46:24,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1239 01:46:24,820 --> 01:46:25,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1240 01:46:25,820 --> 01:46:26,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1241 01:46:26,820 --> 01:46:27,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1242 01:46:27,820 --> 01:46:28,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1243 01:46:28,820 --> 01:46:29,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1244 01:46:29,820 --> 01:46:30,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1245 01:46:30,820 --> 01:46:31,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1246 01:46:31,820 --> 01:46:32,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1247 01:46:32,820 --> 01:46:33,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1248 01:46:33,820 --> 01:46:34,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1249 01:46:34,820 --> 01:46:35,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1250 01:46:35,820 --> 01:46:36,820 I'll have a look at the face. 1251 01:46:36,820 --> 01:46:37,820 Yeah. 1252 01:46:37,820 --> 01:46:38,820 Gee. 1253 01:46:38,820 --> 01:46:41,820 Thank you very much for your kind hearted donation. 1254 01:46:41,820 --> 01:46:42,820 And you said leaving cert advice. 1255 01:46:42,820 --> 01:46:43,820 I need to control the timing. 1256 01:46:43,820 --> 01:46:44,820 Probably just go to Evening Study Man. 1257 01:46:44,820 --> 01:46:45,820 Don't fucking watch this. 1258 01:46:45,820 --> 01:46:46,820 I need to control the timing. 1259 01:46:46,820 --> 01:46:47,820 Don't be watching this shot. 1260 01:46:47,820 --> 01:46:48,820 I need to control the timing. 1261 01:46:48,820 --> 01:46:49,820 I need to control the timing. 1262 01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:50,820 I need to control the timing. 1263 01:46:50,820 --> 01:46:54,660 probably just go to evening study man don't watch this i need to control the timing 1264 01:46:55,860 --> 01:46:59,380 don't be watching this shine that's a waste of time i fucked up my leaving by playing games 1265 01:46:59,380 --> 01:47:04,820 control the time to fucking um but then again it's not the end of the world i've said that before 1266 01:47:04,820 --> 01:47:11,540 it's not the end of the world so i can do what you want man ultimately do what you want benedictine 1267 01:47:11,540 --> 01:47:20,180 slug thank you very much in the unity of the holy boo-hoo all honor and power is yours all my heezy boo-boo 1268 01:47:20,180 --> 01:47:27,540 i need to control the timing yeah yeah 1269 01:47:30,420 --> 01:47:32,740 i need to control the timing go on then go on go on 1270 01:47:35,780 --> 01:47:39,540 i need to control the timing right 1271 01:47:47,220 --> 01:47:50,980 nice i made the fucking petals fall on that one 1272 01:47:57,940 --> 01:48:12,580 how's this no i'm a bit better man 1273 01:48:16,340 --> 01:48:18,980 shit i need to control the timing 1274 01:48:21,940 --> 01:48:25,220 i was doing better on the fucking forklifts than i was schlepping trees yeah 1275 01:48:26,420 --> 01:48:30,420 hey sweet beast thanks very much for that you kind-hearted and generous beast 1276 01:48:32,660 --> 01:48:38,900 that one's for you sweet beast you look too stiff ease your shoulders 1277 01:48:41,700 --> 01:48:52,580 uh yes oh so close i've got the hang of it 1278 01:48:57,220 --> 01:48:58,580 no rubbish 1279 01:49:05,060 --> 01:49:07,700 rubbish watch out for the timing 1280 01:49:10,980 --> 01:49:16,980 tree slapper 3d for the mega drive did you ever play it came out for the dreamcast then it's 1281 01:49:16,980 --> 01:49:17,700 fucking savage 1282 01:49:23,460 --> 01:49:25,860 it's not a jab it's a fucking it's a palm 1283 01:49:28,580 --> 01:49:32,900 apparently you can do a fucking lot of damage with the palm of your hand as well you don't need to be 1284 01:49:32,900 --> 01:49:35,940 be making a fish you could fucking break your fist 1285 01:49:44,020 --> 01:49:46,260 watch out for the timing yeah whatever 1286 01:49:54,660 --> 01:50:17,460 watch out for the timing yeah this is it yeah 1287 01:50:17,460 --> 01:50:31,460 get in there now get in there now get in there now you know get in there i need to control my timing 1288 01:50:32,020 --> 01:50:34,020 *Sigh* 1289 01:50:44,020 --> 01:50:46,020 Get in there now. 1290 01:50:49,020 --> 01:50:52,020 You need to control your fucking emotions man. 1291 01:50:52,020 --> 01:50:54,020 Yeah. 1292 01:50:54,020 --> 01:50:58,020 Thanks very much Ricky. Fair play to you for that. 1293 01:50:58,020 --> 01:51:00,020 This is all about the fucking tree schlap. 1294 01:51:00,020 --> 01:51:02,020 This tree schlap is for you Rick. 1295 01:51:02,020 --> 01:51:04,020 Feels right. 1296 01:51:04,020 --> 01:51:06,020 That felt right Rick. Felt right. 1297 01:51:08,020 --> 01:51:10,020 Bam. Right in the fucking wood. 1298 01:51:14,020 --> 01:51:16,020 I need to control my timing. 1299 01:51:18,020 --> 01:51:22,020 Live streaming myself fucking schlap in a bit of wood. 1300 01:51:28,020 --> 01:51:30,020 Bam. Bamboos. 1301 01:51:30,020 --> 01:51:32,020 You're right. 1302 01:51:40,020 --> 01:51:42,020 When does this end man? It's fucking shit. 1303 01:51:48,020 --> 01:51:50,020 My timing is not perfect. 1304 01:51:50,020 --> 01:51:50,020 Right I'm off. I'm gone. 1305 01:51:50,020 --> 01:51:52,020 That was ten minutes I think. 1306 01:51:52,020 --> 01:51:52,020 I should continue. 1307 01:51:52,020 --> 01:51:54,020 It's fucking rubber. 1308 01:51:54,020 --> 01:51:54,020 Oh no. 1309 01:51:54,020 --> 01:51:56,020 Quit. 1310 01:51:56,020 --> 01:52:00,020 I'll do that in my spare time like. 1311 01:52:00,020 --> 01:52:06,020 Drop enough leaves to cover ground to learn about voodoo. 1312 01:52:06,020 --> 01:52:08,020 Oh you need to fucking. 1313 01:52:08,020 --> 01:52:08,020 I need to fucking. 1314 01:52:08,020 --> 01:52:12,020 I need to fucking kill the tree in order to do the voodoo. 1315 01:52:12,020 --> 01:52:16,020 Enough leaves to cover the ground. 1316 01:52:16,020 --> 01:52:18,020 For fuck's sake. 1317 01:52:18,020 --> 01:52:20,020 Practice is what I need. 1318 01:52:20,020 --> 01:52:22,020 Don't tell me I have to fill that bar up again. 1319 01:52:22,020 --> 01:52:24,020 I do. I have to fill the fucking bar up again. 1320 01:52:24,020 --> 01:52:26,020 Oh nice. It's already full. Nice. 1321 01:52:26,020 --> 01:52:28,020 Fuck me man this is tough. 1322 01:52:28,020 --> 01:52:30,020 Fuck me man this is tough. 1323 01:52:30,020 --> 01:52:32,020 Fuck me man this is tough. 1324 01:52:32,020 --> 01:52:43,340 My timing is not focused yet. 1325 01:52:49,160 --> 01:52:50,520 Fuck me, man. This is tough. 1326 01:53:00,920 --> 01:53:02,760 No, I can do more than that. 1327 01:53:12,140 --> 01:53:13,700 Make it rain, bitch. 1328 01:53:16,840 --> 01:53:19,520 You have an aptitude for the move. 1329 01:53:20,160 --> 01:53:22,120 I was not mistaken. 1330 01:53:23,680 --> 01:53:26,360 Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that. 1331 01:53:26,560 --> 01:53:30,040 Steve Jennings, thanks very much for the fucking tree money there. 1332 01:53:30,040 --> 01:53:34,860 And we've got an update on the Leaving Neverland 2 movie development. 1333 01:53:35,720 --> 01:53:36,640 Pardon me. 1334 01:53:37,520 --> 01:53:43,800 Steve Jennings says the script is flying for Leaving Neverland 2. 1335 01:53:44,220 --> 01:53:45,840 Never leaving the movie. 1336 01:53:46,240 --> 01:53:47,460 It's a creature feature. 1337 01:53:47,840 --> 01:53:48,540 It's a sequel. 1338 01:53:49,100 --> 01:53:52,100 It's about the disembodied hand of Michael Jackson. 1339 01:53:52,380 --> 01:53:58,300 It's come back to life and it's terrorizing the Neverland ranch in a diamante glove. 1340 01:53:59,140 --> 01:54:00,540 And it's going around grabbing stuff. 1341 01:54:00,540 --> 01:54:01,420 It's fucking... 1342 01:54:01,420 --> 01:54:03,260 It can moonwalk. 1343 01:54:03,360 --> 01:54:04,360 The hand can dance. 1344 01:54:04,820 --> 01:54:05,180 It can... 1345 01:54:05,180 --> 01:54:05,740 It's... 1346 01:54:05,740 --> 01:54:07,260 It can moon wank. 1347 01:54:07,380 --> 01:54:11,340 Somebody came into the fucking mainframe and wrote that it could do a moon wank. 1348 01:54:12,180 --> 01:54:13,980 Which is like backwards wanking. 1349 01:54:14,520 --> 01:54:15,900 With the glove on or off. 1350 01:54:15,940 --> 01:54:16,480 It doesn't matter. 1351 01:54:17,280 --> 01:54:18,340 Leaving Neverland 2. 1352 01:54:18,420 --> 01:54:18,940 Never leaving. 1353 01:54:19,360 --> 01:54:22,180 Steve Jennings has said that the... 1354 01:54:22,180 --> 01:54:28,660 After Leaving Neverland aired, a new high-tech forensic investigation was launched in the ranch. 1355 01:54:28,980 --> 01:54:40,060 A team of scientists, armed with only logic and reason, are forced to question everything and fight for their lives in a no-glove lost thriller. 1356 01:54:40,260 --> 01:54:41,200 No-glove lost. 1357 01:54:41,840 --> 01:54:42,860 No-glove lost. 1358 01:54:42,920 --> 01:54:43,400 No-glove lost. 1359 01:54:43,520 --> 01:54:45,360 Well, I gotta say something to you, Steve Jennings. 1360 01:54:45,480 --> 01:54:48,300 You've really gone above and beyond the call of duty. 1361 01:54:48,300 --> 01:54:53,980 And you've really made what was an idea turn into a fucking dream. 1362 01:54:54,080 --> 01:54:55,700 A real boom time sort of dream. 1363 01:54:55,700 --> 01:55:10,240 I'm on the fucking side of billboards. 1364 01:55:10,840 --> 01:55:11,680 Over in the states. 1365 01:55:12,640 --> 01:55:13,400 Do you want some work? 1366 01:55:13,440 --> 01:55:14,240 Do you want me to get your work? 1367 01:55:14,300 --> 01:55:16,120 I've been on the fucking side of billboards for 10 years. 1368 01:55:16,180 --> 01:55:16,860 I know what I'm doing. 1369 01:55:17,240 --> 01:55:17,800 Talk to me. 1370 01:55:17,840 --> 01:55:18,880 I know everything about New York. 1371 01:55:18,880 --> 01:55:19,680 A real boom time. 1372 01:55:20,560 --> 01:55:21,760 Steve Jennings. 1373 01:55:21,960 --> 01:55:22,600 Myself. 1374 01:55:23,720 --> 01:55:24,880 Fucking... 1375 01:55:24,880 --> 01:55:28,440 Darragh Ruddy is executive producer. 1376 01:55:29,760 --> 01:55:30,740 Virtual Boy. 1377 01:55:31,720 --> 01:55:33,100 120 over 80. 1378 01:55:33,260 --> 01:55:34,120 Maradona Jackson. 1379 01:55:34,940 --> 01:55:35,620 Eimer Quinn. 1380 01:55:36,040 --> 01:55:36,900 Danny DeFleto. 1381 01:55:37,420 --> 01:55:38,320 Quantum 43. 1382 01:55:38,540 --> 01:55:39,260 Primo Karma. 1383 01:55:39,580 --> 01:55:41,760 All the fucking mean players. 1384 01:55:41,960 --> 01:55:42,580 Matt Ryan. 1385 01:55:42,860 --> 01:55:43,620 Matt Salinas. 1386 01:55:43,780 --> 01:55:44,060 Ricky. 1387 01:55:44,700 --> 01:55:45,380 JVV. 1388 01:55:46,340 --> 01:55:49,120 We're all in on this on the ground floor. 1389 01:55:50,120 --> 01:55:53,080 If you want a piece of this, you need to invest. 1390 01:55:54,180 --> 01:55:57,800 This is going to be a massive smash hit. 1391 01:55:57,800 --> 01:56:05,700 Johnson's wireless printer is also there as well. 1392 01:56:06,700 --> 01:56:08,780 Johnson's wireless printer. 1393 01:56:09,780 --> 01:56:10,460 Fucking... 1394 01:56:10,460 --> 01:56:11,580 You're a legend, man. 1395 01:56:12,860 --> 01:56:13,400 Film time. 1396 01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:13,420 Film time. 1397 01:56:17,020 --> 01:56:19,020 Back to the fucking Tree Slapper. 1398 01:56:19,860 --> 01:56:20,960 Tree Slapper 3. 1399 01:56:21,560 --> 01:56:24,180 Tree Slapper 3D remastered for the PC. 1400 01:56:24,180 --> 01:56:28,080 Every day without neglect to keep training. 1401 01:56:30,140 --> 01:56:32,200 That is one of the voodoo. 1402 01:56:32,880 --> 01:56:33,360 Gone. 1403 01:56:34,280 --> 01:56:34,720 Gone. 1404 01:56:35,240 --> 01:56:36,040 One of the voodoo. 1405 01:56:36,100 --> 01:56:51,120 What the fuck is going on? 1406 01:56:51,400 --> 01:56:52,540 What the fuck is this? 1407 01:56:53,320 --> 01:56:54,860 Shake up my tree week? 1408 01:56:55,160 --> 01:56:56,060 Who did this? 1409 01:56:56,780 --> 01:56:57,080 Bennett. 1410 01:56:57,520 --> 01:56:57,840 Bennett? 1411 01:56:57,840 --> 01:56:57,840 Yeah. 1412 01:56:57,840 --> 01:56:59,780 He turned down your offer. 1413 01:56:59,780 --> 01:57:13,200 So now we're shaking trees. 1414 01:57:13,400 --> 01:57:14,180 Making it rain. 1415 01:57:14,880 --> 01:57:15,880 Can't complain. 1416 01:57:16,420 --> 01:57:17,240 I ain't the same. 1417 01:57:17,360 --> 01:57:19,040 Since I fell out of that plane. 1418 01:57:20,400 --> 01:57:21,620 Johnson's wireless printer. 1419 01:57:21,820 --> 01:57:22,600 On my back. 1420 01:57:23,320 --> 01:57:24,020 Sack and crack. 1421 01:57:24,500 --> 01:57:25,560 Trying to give me flack. 1422 01:57:25,860 --> 01:57:27,200 Because I didn't write back. 1423 01:57:28,040 --> 01:57:29,540 I'm just spitting bars. 1424 01:57:29,760 --> 01:57:30,700 You haven't ever seen these. 1425 01:57:30,740 --> 01:57:31,920 These aren't Milky Way bars. 1426 01:57:32,020 --> 01:57:33,500 These are proper fucking rhyme jobs. 1427 01:57:36,340 --> 01:57:38,060 I'm the rap game Steve Jobs. 1428 01:57:38,180 --> 01:57:38,900 I'm not date. 1429 01:57:40,760 --> 01:57:42,160 I'm not fucking date. 1430 01:57:46,980 --> 01:57:48,740 I'm the rap game Steve Jobs. 1431 01:57:48,960 --> 01:57:50,300 I don't give blow jobs. 1432 01:57:50,300 --> 01:57:51,700 I only create jobs. 1433 01:57:51,800 --> 01:57:52,380 Because I'm fucking. 1434 01:57:52,840 --> 01:57:55,080 I build companies that employ a lot of people. 1435 01:57:56,480 --> 01:57:56,960 Now. 1436 01:57:57,200 --> 01:57:57,800 Let's move. 1437 01:57:57,960 --> 01:57:58,700 Let's move. 1438 01:57:59,180 --> 01:57:59,900 Fast. 1439 01:58:02,300 --> 01:58:03,740 What the fuck is this now? 1440 01:58:04,140 --> 01:58:04,920 To meet Tao. 1441 01:58:05,140 --> 01:58:07,020 Must learn about the four voodoo. 1442 01:58:07,600 --> 01:58:08,880 The four voodoo. 1443 01:58:09,400 --> 01:58:09,900 Gone. 1444 01:58:10,100 --> 01:58:11,040 It just says gone. 1445 01:58:11,860 --> 01:58:13,560 Doesn't even give me any more information. 1446 01:58:13,560 --> 01:58:32,100 Where the fuck do I go now? 1447 01:58:32,100 --> 01:58:33,560 What does gone mean? 1448 01:58:33,560 --> 01:58:37,440 Did anybody fucking practice without neglect? 1449 01:58:38,080 --> 01:58:38,380 Gone. 1450 01:58:39,880 --> 01:58:40,460 Gone. 1451 01:58:40,460 --> 01:58:42,300 It's a Chinese symbol. 1452 01:58:42,300 --> 01:58:43,060 It says gone. 1453 01:58:43,060 --> 01:58:44,900 True martial artist no voodoo. 1454 01:58:45,020 --> 01:58:45,960 Seek martial artist. 1455 01:58:47,060 --> 01:58:48,620 Dojo is in Green Market Quarter. 1456 01:58:48,760 --> 01:58:49,860 Guang martial arts school. 1457 01:58:50,240 --> 01:58:51,000 Let's do this. 1458 01:58:55,500 --> 01:58:59,640 The Guangdong district of Shenzhen. 1459 01:59:07,640 --> 01:59:29,760 South caramane quarter market quarter green market quarter down here thanks 1460 01:59:29,760 --> 01:59:35,080 for the advice DT three seven f1 who says kick the shit out of your man by the 1461 01:59:35,080 --> 01:59:40,120 tree I don't think I can because he's just an old a friendly old man who can tell me 1462 01:59:40,120 --> 01:59:45,880 moves I don't want to kill him don't want to have that on my conscience all right 1463 01:59:45,880 --> 01:59:51,280 we're here all right still there you man with a face don't mention it don't 1464 01:59:51,280 --> 02:00:01,520 mention it this is guang martial arts school 1465 02:00:02,520 --> 02:00:15,560 what do you want he's a guest let him through 1466 02:00:15,560 --> 02:00:28,600 thanks very much for the doctor screws blast some bad cunts viper thanks very much crispy jones for the words of wisdom wisdom 1467 02:00:28,600 --> 02:00:41,640 wisdom 1468 02:00:41,640 --> 02:00:58,680 wisdom check it out look little monk monk boys monk men this is trippy enough get ready to trip 1469 02:00:58,680 --> 02:01:27,680 *Ding* 1470 02:01:27,680 --> 02:01:29,680 Chinese ear of the blade. 1471 02:01:41,360 --> 02:01:43,360 Chinese ear of the blades. 1472 02:01:43,360 --> 02:02:00,920 Excuse me. 1473 02:02:00,920 --> 02:02:02,980 May I help you? 1474 02:02:04,620 --> 02:02:06,620 May I help you tonight? 1475 02:02:06,620 --> 02:02:34,880 Is that the way it goes now? Is it? In Chinatown. Okay, right. 1476 02:02:34,880 --> 02:02:48,380 Um... I'll be buying a few pints with that one. Holy fucking shit. Matzalinus. 1477 02:02:48,380 --> 02:03:14,280 A 1478 02:03:14,280 --> 02:03:24,180 A 1479 02:03:24,180 --> 02:03:43,880 Matzalinus, you have bestowed great honor and dignity upon me. As dignified as this looks, it is nothing compared to the dignity that you have displayed. I will now engage in what is known in these parts of the Almira realm as a 1480 02:03:43,880 --> 02:03:52,580 Salinas, a mat Salinas Schlither. And a one, and a two, and a three. 1481 02:04:13,480 --> 02:04:43,480 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 1482 02:04:43,480 --> 02:05:06,800 A snake will visit you tonight in your in your dreams. Do not fear Salinas. The snake is not a bad, it's not a fucking bad situation to have. And to be honest with you now if you do get scared by the snake the fangs might look a bit intimidating. But don't let that put you off the whole snake race. 1483 02:05:07,100 --> 02:05:35,720 The thing is Salinas you're a fucking good egg. You've always been around for me and for anyone. Yes Salinas do you want to go spinning uptown in a fucking Nissan Elmira with a fucking snake. Well why don't you I'll pick you up outside Teshko in 10 minutes. Make sure you make sure you've got skins. Okay make sure you bring fucking skins with you. 1484 02:05:35,720 --> 02:05:39,560 She looks Salinas. 1485 02:05:49,720 --> 02:05:58,260 So we have to get this guy to give us the keys to the martial arts is what he's going to tell us to do. 1486 02:05:59,260 --> 02:06:05,440 Are you the master here? Yes. My name is Zhou Shen Schwim. 1487 02:06:06,600 --> 02:06:08,900 This book's a bit slow is he? Is he alright? 1488 02:06:10,260 --> 02:06:18,140 Please tell me about Wudu. There is a natural order to things. Give me your reasons first. 1489 02:06:24,260 --> 02:06:30,920 To meet another master. Your eyes tell me that you are serious in your plight. 1490 02:06:31,440 --> 02:06:35,240 But I am not qualified to tell you about Wudu. 1491 02:06:38,060 --> 02:06:41,700 Why is that? I have ruined a man's life. 1492 02:06:44,700 --> 02:06:47,000 I'm gonna ruin your life later on hey. 1493 02:06:47,200 --> 02:06:48,160 What do you mean by that? 1494 02:06:48,160 --> 02:06:53,540 There is a street performer in the golden quarter showing off martial arts. 1495 02:06:55,380 --> 02:06:56,300 A street performer. 1496 02:06:57,200 --> 02:07:00,600 He was my disciple. But I expelled him. 1497 02:07:01,320 --> 02:07:05,020 It is all my fault that he has fallen onto the wrong path. 1498 02:07:05,780 --> 02:07:11,620 A man who could not even lead his disciple has no right to talk about Wudu. 1499 02:07:11,620 --> 02:07:22,500 Is that the same guy that I was fucking... He was telling me to hit the tree with the hand. 1500 02:07:23,100 --> 02:07:24,860 No wonder they fucking expelled him. 1501 02:07:25,200 --> 02:07:26,340 If that's what he's at now. 1502 02:07:27,500 --> 02:07:29,420 Smacking trees with fucking hands. 1503 02:07:33,300 --> 02:07:36,640 Wow cheeky peanut man. It's a long time no see buddy. 1504 02:07:37,340 --> 02:07:38,440 How the fuck are you peanut? 1505 02:07:39,180 --> 02:07:41,160 Hope you're getting on well. Cheeky peanut. 1506 02:07:43,700 --> 02:07:47,380 It's great to see you still living at large and having a fucking crack. 1507 02:07:47,580 --> 02:07:50,240 We are around for the movie. We're making a new movie. 1508 02:07:50,720 --> 02:07:53,040 Sequel to Leaving Neverland. Leaving Neverland 2. 1509 02:07:53,520 --> 02:07:54,200 Never leaving. 1510 02:07:55,240 --> 02:07:57,300 About Michael Jackson's disembodied hand. 1511 02:07:57,420 --> 02:07:59,880 It can do the fucking moonwalk. It can dance. It can grab. 1512 02:08:00,320 --> 02:08:01,220 It's scary shit. 1513 02:08:01,480 --> 02:08:05,000 Samuel L. Jackson's gonna be going around trying to fucking kill it with a big gun. 1514 02:08:06,380 --> 02:08:07,140 Insane shit. 1515 02:08:07,820 --> 02:08:08,060 Yeah. 1516 02:08:09,660 --> 02:08:10,260 Matt Ryan. 1517 02:08:10,760 --> 02:08:12,620 How are you you cheeky old... 1518 02:08:12,620 --> 02:08:13,800 You cheeky old... 1519 02:08:13,800 --> 02:08:15,220 Cheeky old Ryan boy. 1520 02:08:16,320 --> 02:08:17,300 You cheeky old peanut. 1521 02:08:18,240 --> 02:08:18,460 Huh? 1522 02:08:19,460 --> 02:08:20,420 How are you fucking Ryan? 1523 02:08:20,620 --> 02:08:21,480 Any scandal with you? 1524 02:08:23,580 --> 02:08:27,040 Do you want work? I can get you work on the side of a billboard, Ryan. 1525 02:08:27,260 --> 02:08:27,880 Doing this. 1526 02:08:32,860 --> 02:08:35,540 Just dishing out kisses to passers-by. 1527 02:08:37,540 --> 02:08:40,600 It's a bit rubbish and it's not very dignified. 1528 02:08:40,840 --> 02:08:42,600 But it's better than fucking... 1529 02:08:42,600 --> 02:08:43,280 You know... 1530 02:08:43,280 --> 02:08:45,120 Going around... 1531 02:08:45,120 --> 02:08:46,960 You know, being a snake to people. 1532 02:08:49,320 --> 02:08:51,120 That said... 1533 02:08:51,120 --> 02:08:51,920 I've fucking made... 1534 02:08:51,920 --> 02:08:53,380 I've made it big. 1535 02:08:53,480 --> 02:08:54,320 I'm on the side. 1536 02:08:54,400 --> 02:08:55,660 I'm in space at the moment. 1537 02:08:55,780 --> 02:08:57,180 In a fucking mainframe studio. 1538 02:08:57,340 --> 02:09:00,760 There's a HD studio out here in the third galaxy. 1539 02:09:01,240 --> 02:09:01,920 I live in it. 1540 02:09:02,640 --> 02:09:03,040 So... 1541 02:09:03,040 --> 02:09:05,100 Being a snake to people has really done well for me. 1542 02:09:05,780 --> 02:09:08,380 Other people such as this pumpkin-headed fiddler here. 1543 02:09:09,120 --> 02:09:10,080 He's not doing so well. 1544 02:09:10,160 --> 02:09:11,120 We haven't even seen him. 1545 02:09:11,180 --> 02:09:11,960 We don't know where he is. 1546 02:09:12,100 --> 02:09:14,560 If anybody's got any information on this guy at all... 1547 02:09:14,560 --> 02:09:16,840 Please, please, please get in touch with the show. 1548 02:09:18,080 --> 02:09:19,040 Pumpkin-headed fiddler. 1549 02:09:19,120 --> 02:09:20,100 We haven't seen you in a while. 1550 02:09:20,180 --> 02:09:20,700 I hope you're okay. 1551 02:09:20,780 --> 02:09:28,620 Street... 1552 02:09:28,620 --> 02:09:35,340 Street performer in the golden quarter. 1553 02:09:35,880 --> 02:09:36,580 Fucking... 1554 02:09:36,580 --> 02:09:40,440 Has anybody got a spare quarter for the machine, man? 1555 02:09:40,440 --> 02:09:44,280 Golden quarter. 1556 02:09:44,460 --> 02:09:45,640 Okay, maybe we can just... 1557 02:09:45,640 --> 02:09:48,260 We just do our usual and ask people where the fuck I'm going. 1558 02:09:48,780 --> 02:09:49,620 That's the whole game. 1559 02:09:49,620 --> 02:09:52,780 Excuse me. 1560 02:09:53,680 --> 02:09:54,120 What? 1561 02:09:59,300 --> 02:10:01,000 I'm looking for a street performer. 1562 02:10:01,860 --> 02:10:03,280 Which way is it to the golden quarter? 1563 02:10:04,040 --> 02:10:06,300 I think it's in the next quarter over. 1564 02:10:10,300 --> 02:10:11,400 Game sound loud. 1565 02:10:13,140 --> 02:10:14,360 Can you give me directions? 1566 02:10:14,780 --> 02:10:15,540 Where? Where? Where? 1567 02:10:15,540 --> 02:10:16,980 Would you please ask a local? 1568 02:10:17,920 --> 02:10:19,600 I see. I'll try asking. 1569 02:10:19,600 --> 02:10:25,800 I haven't made any money today, 1570 02:10:25,900 --> 02:10:28,200 so it's going to rack up a tab in the fucking... 1571 02:10:28,200 --> 02:10:29,380 Come over guest house. 1572 02:10:29,760 --> 02:10:30,920 How can I help you? 1573 02:10:34,140 --> 02:10:36,200 I'll be doing Shenmue 3 when it comes out. 1574 02:10:36,420 --> 02:10:37,700 I'm looking for a street performer. 1575 02:10:38,580 --> 02:10:39,960 Which way is it to the golden quarter? 1576 02:10:40,100 --> 02:10:40,840 Double boogoo. 1577 02:10:40,920 --> 02:10:42,600 I can take you there if you want. 1578 02:10:43,200 --> 02:10:43,680 Oh, great. 1579 02:10:44,020 --> 02:10:46,840 Follow old people simulator 2019. 1580 02:10:46,840 --> 02:10:47,720 Here we go. 1581 02:10:48,400 --> 02:10:49,340 Charles Eakin. 1582 02:10:49,500 --> 02:10:49,860 Eakin. 1583 02:10:50,300 --> 02:10:52,080 Will you be kickstarting the Shenmue 3? 1584 02:10:52,440 --> 02:10:53,240 Yeah, I will be, yeah. 1585 02:10:55,020 --> 02:10:55,600 Someone said... 1586 02:10:56,380 --> 02:10:57,800 Someone said something. 1587 02:10:57,880 --> 02:10:58,440 Double boogoo. 1588 02:10:58,540 --> 02:10:59,880 Nile Carr, Double boogoo. 1589 02:11:00,280 --> 02:11:02,280 When the fuck did Double boogoo come from? 1590 02:11:02,440 --> 02:11:03,560 Because I remember it being said. 1591 02:11:03,600 --> 02:11:04,940 I can't remember what it's in. 1592 02:11:14,000 --> 02:11:14,540 Yeah. 1593 02:11:14,540 --> 02:11:14,560 Yeah. 1594 02:11:15,220 --> 02:11:16,060 Wee Joe. 1595 02:11:16,260 --> 02:11:18,740 You are the weeest Joe we know. 1596 02:11:19,080 --> 02:11:20,220 You're a fucking legend, man. 1597 02:11:20,300 --> 02:11:21,540 And I hope you're getting on well. 1598 02:11:21,980 --> 02:11:23,580 Thanks for donating to the stream 1599 02:11:23,580 --> 02:11:24,900 and keeping the stream alive. 1600 02:11:25,340 --> 02:11:26,220 Without your support, 1601 02:11:26,520 --> 02:11:27,720 the stream could never continue. 1602 02:11:28,140 --> 02:11:30,240 So it's really nice that you've done that. 1603 02:11:30,460 --> 02:11:32,800 And I hope you're enjoying the show. 1604 02:11:33,320 --> 02:11:33,880 Thank you 1605 02:11:33,880 --> 02:11:36,360 for watching the snake. 1606 02:11:36,360 --> 02:12:06,340 Thank you. 1607 02:12:06,340 --> 02:12:36,320 Thank you. 1608 02:12:36,320 --> 02:13:06,300 Thank you. 1609 02:13:06,300 --> 02:13:36,280 Thank you. 1610 02:13:36,280 --> 02:13:43,280 Spiders. 1611 02:13:43,280 --> 02:13:47,280 Spiders. 1612 02:13:50,280 --> 02:13:57,280 Spiders. 1613 02:13:57,280 --> 02:14:02,280 Spiders. 1614 02:14:02,280 --> 02:14:07,280 *Bad music* 1615 02:14:07,280 --> 02:14:09,280 NOOOOOO! You- 1616 02:14:09,280 --> 02:14:17,280 *Bad music* 1617 02:14:17,280 --> 02:14:20,280 *Bad music* 1618 02:14:20,280 --> 02:14:22,280 Thank you very much. 1619 02:14:22,280 --> 02:14:25,280 Perhaps we shall meet again sometime. 1620 02:14:25,280 --> 02:14:27,280 No we won't man. 1621 02:14:27,280 --> 02:14:30,280 Sorry love, but you're a bit old. 1622 02:14:30,280 --> 02:14:34,280 And you've got a bad back. Unless you want to make me some soup later on. 1623 02:14:34,280 --> 02:14:38,280 I have no mother anymore. I left her back in Japan. 1624 02:14:38,280 --> 02:14:43,280 Right, uh, thanks for sticking with us. That was a real tough one. 1625 02:14:43,280 --> 02:14:44,280 Yeah. 1626 02:14:44,280 --> 02:14:46,280 Leave me alone. 1627 02:14:46,280 --> 02:14:49,280 You are an incredible piece of work. 1628 02:14:49,280 --> 02:14:54,280 Um, we were- we were really impressed with all the work you've been doing. 1629 02:14:54,280 --> 02:14:57,280 Everyone is- everyone's after you. 1630 02:14:57,280 --> 02:14:59,280 They all want a piece of you. 1631 02:14:59,280 --> 02:15:02,280 And also we've got a little project coming up, Leave Me Alone. 1632 02:15:02,280 --> 02:15:06,280 I'm not sure if you're privy to it, but it's gonna be a fucking epic movie release. 1633 02:15:06,280 --> 02:15:07,280 It's coming out soon. 1634 02:15:07,280 --> 02:15:09,280 It's Leaving Neverland 2. 1635 02:15:09,280 --> 02:15:10,280 Never leaving. 1636 02:15:10,280 --> 02:15:12,280 Written by Steve Jennings. 1637 02:15:12,280 --> 02:15:14,280 Executive produced by Dara Ruddy. 1638 02:15:14,280 --> 02:15:17,280 Matt Fisher is bankrolling the fucker. 1639 02:15:17,280 --> 02:15:18,280 As well as a few others. 1640 02:15:18,280 --> 02:15:29,280 Emer Quinn and- and Matt- well, Matt Salinas really now would probably be the biggest, uh, swinging dick in the room. 1641 02:15:29,280 --> 02:15:31,280 But I mean, you're in there as well, Lee. 1642 02:15:31,280 --> 02:15:32,280 You're in there as well, Lee. 1643 02:15:32,280 --> 02:15:34,280 You're in there as well. 1644 02:15:34,280 --> 02:15:40,280 Uh, Finding Neverland- Finding Neverland 3. 1645 02:15:40,280 --> 02:15:41,280 Leaving Neverland 4. 1646 02:15:41,280 --> 02:15:42,280 Leaving Neverland 4. 1647 02:15:42,280 --> 02:15:43,280 Leaving Neverland 4. 1648 02:15:43,280 --> 02:15:46,280 Um, the moon- moon wanker 007. 1649 02:15:46,280 --> 02:15:49,280 It's kind of like a spy thriller. 1650 02:15:49,280 --> 02:16:01,280 Where, um, the MI5 send a fucking- send Michael Jackson's disembodied hand with a glove on a fucking mission to save some real sexy chick, um, on the moon. 1651 02:16:01,280 --> 02:16:08,280 Um, with a- a funny kind of innuendous name like Pussy Glore or some- some shite like that anyway. 1652 02:16:08,280 --> 02:16:09,280 Yeah. 1653 02:16:09,280 --> 02:16:12,280 Listen, we- we're fucking spitballing, Lee. 1654 02:16:12,280 --> 02:16:13,280 We're spitballing. 1655 02:16:13,280 --> 02:16:15,280 I hope you can- I hope you can join us. 1656 02:16:15,280 --> 02:16:17,280 Young Egg, the rapper. 1657 02:16:17,280 --> 02:16:19,280 Thanks very much for that. 1658 02:16:19,280 --> 02:16:22,280 Hope you're fucking keeping well and egging it up. 1659 02:16:22,280 --> 02:16:24,280 What, are you scrambled or are you poached or what are you doing? 1660 02:16:24,280 --> 02:16:28,280 Do you fry it or- how are you- how- what- what- what are you doing then? 1661 02:16:28,280 --> 02:16:30,280 What the fuck are you doing? 1662 02:16:32,280 --> 02:16:34,280 Drop enough leaves to cover the ground. 1663 02:16:34,280 --> 02:16:35,280 We've- we've moved on. 1664 02:16:35,280 --> 02:16:36,280 Sorry about this violin. 1665 02:16:36,280 --> 02:16:37,280 It's pretty loud. 1666 02:16:37,280 --> 02:16:39,280 *Sigh* 1667 02:16:39,280 --> 02:16:41,280 *Sigh* 1668 02:16:41,280 --> 02:16:43,280 *Sigh* 1669 02:16:43,280 --> 02:16:45,280 *Sigh* 1670 02:16:45,280 --> 02:16:47,280 *Sigh* 1671 02:16:47,280 --> 02:16:49,280 *Sigh* 1672 02:16:49,280 --> 02:16:51,280 *Sigh* 1673 02:16:51,280 --> 02:16:53,280 *Sigh* 1674 02:16:53,280 --> 02:16:55,280 *Sigh* 1675 02:16:55,280 --> 02:16:57,280 Is it a dojo he's in or something? 1676 02:16:57,280 --> 02:16:59,280 Is this fucker in a dojo? 1677 02:16:59,280 --> 02:17:01,280 *Sigh* 1678 02:17:01,280 --> 02:17:03,280 Ferry, Ferry, I'm sorry man 1679 02:17:03,280 --> 02:17:05,280 Someone donated called Ferry and it didn't come up 1680 02:17:05,280 --> 02:17:07,280 We're having a bit of trouble with that today 1681 02:17:07,280 --> 02:17:09,280 The old streamlabs 1682 02:17:09,280 --> 02:17:11,280 3 euro 50 1683 02:17:11,280 --> 02:17:13,280 Next coca cola is on me 1684 02:17:13,280 --> 02:17:15,280 Well thank you very much Ferry 1685 02:17:15,280 --> 02:17:17,280 You old fucking snake in a box 1686 02:17:17,280 --> 02:17:19,280 *Sigh* 1687 02:17:19,280 --> 02:17:21,280 Hey, just because the fucking donation alert machine 1688 02:17:21,280 --> 02:17:23,280 Didn't remember you Ferry 1689 02:17:23,280 --> 02:17:25,280 Doesn't mean that this snake is gonna leave you 1690 02:17:25,280 --> 02:17:27,280 We're not gonna leave you hanging man 1691 02:17:27,280 --> 02:17:29,280 There's a bit of room in the boot for you if you wanna get in 1692 02:17:29,280 --> 02:17:31,280 I'm not letting you fucking sit in the back seats 1693 02:17:31,280 --> 02:17:33,280 Cause I've just had them valet 1694 02:17:33,280 --> 02:17:35,280 The NCT's coming up next week 1695 02:17:35,280 --> 02:17:37,280 I want the place looking fucking 1696 02:17:37,280 --> 02:17:39,280 Spick and span 1697 02:17:39,280 --> 02:17:39,280 And um 1698 02:17:39,280 --> 02:17:41,280 Yeah, you can sleep in the boot 1699 02:17:41,280 --> 02:17:43,280 There's no, like I said last week 1700 02:17:43,280 --> 02:17:45,280 There's a fucking rag in the back 1701 02:17:45,280 --> 02:17:47,280 Um, it's got a bit of sand on it and shit from the beach 1702 02:17:47,280 --> 02:17:49,280 Cause we brought the dog for a fucking walk 1703 02:17:49,280 --> 02:17:51,280 And he usually gets all mud and shit on his fur 1704 02:17:51,280 --> 02:17:55,280 And we put him in the fucking boot with that rag 1705 02:17:55,280 --> 02:17:57,280 It's not abuse 1706 02:17:57,280 --> 02:17:59,280 It's just good practice 1707 02:17:59,280 --> 02:18:01,280 You gotta keep the fucking seats clean, do you know what I mean? 1708 02:18:01,280 --> 02:18:03,280 You can stay in the boot 1709 02:18:03,280 --> 02:18:05,280 You can stay in the boot any day you want Ferry 1710 02:18:05,280 --> 02:18:07,280 You can stay in the boot 1711 02:18:07,280 --> 02:18:09,280 You can stay in the boot 1712 02:18:09,280 --> 02:18:11,280 You can stay in the boot 1713 02:18:11,280 --> 02:18:14,100 Will you be supporting the banks minister? 1714 02:18:17,100 --> 02:18:19,860 Will you be supporting the banks minister? 1715 02:18:22,160 --> 02:18:31,760 Okay so here we are with the map. We're- we're here back again. What's up guys? We're back again with another video- another top 10 video here guys. 1716 02:18:31,760 --> 02:18:34,480 Like and subscribe, smash that like button. 1717 02:18:37,360 --> 02:18:39,760 I think we're looking for a fucking dojo. 1718 02:18:39,760 --> 02:18:56,280 You are here. We're looking for a man who can- who- who does martial arts. It's not a dojo. We're in the dojo already so maybe we'll- should we walk down the fucking street and see how we get on? 1719 02:18:56,280 --> 02:18:58,280 *Squeak* 1720 02:19:15,280 --> 02:19:19,500 Yeah. Far and away. How are you getting on, man? 1721 02:19:20,960 --> 02:19:23,380 Where do you want business inquiries? Email. Mine is 1722 02:19:23,380 --> 02:19:27,660 Okay, sound. I'll... Yeah, friend. I'll 1723 02:19:27,660 --> 02:19:29,440 drop you an old email there, man. 1724 02:19:33,120 --> 02:19:34,560 Thank you very much for that. 1725 02:19:37,160 --> 02:19:39,680 Your new name, Far, is 1726 02:19:39,680 --> 02:19:43,900 fucking Jazzbar. Not Far anymore, man. Jazzbar. 1727 02:19:43,900 --> 02:19:50,380 Should we go in for a look at the Jazz and see what the Jazz is like? 1728 02:19:52,020 --> 02:19:54,360 I gotta say, I'm really impressed with the 1729 02:19:54,360 --> 02:19:58,400 layout of the map compared to the previous Shenmue. 1730 02:19:59,020 --> 02:19:59,360 Or Mui. 1731 02:20:03,200 --> 02:20:06,460 Look at this silk, pink-shirted 1732 02:20:06,460 --> 02:20:09,640 silk darter. Square head on him. 1733 02:20:09,640 --> 02:20:14,040 It's too loud to play darts here. Don't you think? 1734 02:20:21,240 --> 02:20:21,760 Um. 1735 02:20:22,580 --> 02:20:25,620 Hmm. I need to play with my own darts. 1736 02:20:26,360 --> 02:20:28,100 That lad loves playing with his dart. 1737 02:20:28,340 --> 02:20:30,220 I forgot to bring my own, you see? 1738 02:20:30,220 --> 02:20:32,500 The game just isn't the same. 1739 02:20:32,880 --> 02:20:33,760 David Lynch. 1740 02:20:34,300 --> 02:20:36,220 What a weird setup. Do you know if, um, 1741 02:20:36,540 --> 02:20:37,840 there was a movie and, like, 1742 02:20:38,180 --> 02:20:39,180 you're talking to someone 1743 02:20:39,180 --> 02:20:42,140 and then you can only ever see the side of their head. 1744 02:20:42,220 --> 02:20:42,940 They never talk to you. 1745 02:20:42,980 --> 02:20:45,320 There's something ominous and strange about that, man. 1746 02:20:45,820 --> 02:20:47,720 It's a real fucking David Lynch 1747 02:20:47,720 --> 02:20:49,360 Twin Peaks situation. 1748 02:20:50,240 --> 02:20:50,960 Excuse me. 1749 02:20:51,280 --> 02:20:51,500 Watch. 1750 02:20:52,360 --> 02:20:54,880 This is a directorial move by 1751 02:20:54,880 --> 02:20:55,760 David Lynch. 1752 02:20:56,860 --> 02:20:57,220 Yeah. 1753 02:20:58,020 --> 02:20:58,540 There we go. 1754 02:20:58,640 --> 02:20:59,400 Brian Ferry. 1755 02:21:00,520 --> 02:21:01,900 Fucking Roxy music, man. 1756 02:21:02,020 --> 02:21:02,640 Thanks very much. 1757 02:21:02,700 --> 02:21:03,480 I'm not for the boot. 1758 02:21:03,560 --> 02:21:04,500 Another Coke in the mix 1759 02:21:04,500 --> 02:21:05,040 and you can have, 1760 02:21:05,640 --> 02:21:06,880 you can move me into the back seat. 1761 02:21:06,980 --> 02:21:07,820 We'll think about it, man. 1762 02:21:08,020 --> 02:21:08,400 I don't, 1763 02:21:08,400 --> 02:21:09,440 don't be getting pushy, man. 1764 02:21:09,580 --> 02:21:10,880 Thanks very much for the donation. 1765 02:21:11,800 --> 02:21:13,460 Did you fucking shake the blanket down or what? 1766 02:21:13,500 --> 02:21:14,780 I'm allowed to play darts here. 1767 02:21:15,320 --> 02:21:16,160 Don't you think? 1768 02:21:18,220 --> 02:21:19,260 David Lynch moves. 1769 02:21:19,920 --> 02:21:20,240 Hmm. 1770 02:21:20,660 --> 02:21:22,840 I need to play with my own darts. 1771 02:21:22,840 --> 02:21:24,200 And every time you see him, 1772 02:21:24,300 --> 02:21:26,380 a little bit more of his face is revealed. 1773 02:21:26,380 --> 02:21:30,140 I forgot to bring my own, you see. 1774 02:21:30,480 --> 02:21:32,400 The game just isn't the same. 1775 02:21:34,080 --> 02:21:36,780 Great, great set of darts you got here, Fontaine. 1776 02:21:41,640 --> 02:21:42,080 Yeah. 1777 02:21:42,300 --> 02:21:45,220 Kind of a strange mix of clientele they have here. 1778 02:21:47,400 --> 02:21:48,800 Pure fucking sedated. 1779 02:21:48,800 --> 02:22:04,800 We need to get this lad into hospital quick. 1780 02:22:04,900 --> 02:22:06,840 His toes have turned into fucking blocks. 1781 02:22:08,000 --> 02:22:10,960 His feet have turned into wooden square blocks, man. 1782 02:22:11,180 --> 02:22:12,840 He needs an injection or something. 1783 02:22:13,840 --> 02:22:16,240 Can somebody get this lad a fucking glass of milk? 1784 02:22:16,920 --> 02:22:17,720 He's fucked. 1785 02:22:30,400 --> 02:22:31,800 What about a place as well? 1786 02:22:32,100 --> 02:22:34,080 Da, da, da. 1787 02:22:35,080 --> 02:22:36,680 And another one, right, 1788 02:22:36,760 --> 02:22:38,640 where you're in a bar like this 1789 02:22:38,640 --> 02:22:39,140 and it's playing 1790 02:22:39,140 --> 02:22:41,640 Da, da, da. 1791 02:22:41,820 --> 02:22:42,520 Kind of music. 1792 02:22:42,860 --> 02:22:43,520 Real cheery. 1793 02:22:43,900 --> 02:22:45,640 But everyone looks depressed like this. 1794 02:22:54,080 --> 02:22:55,720 I'm getting the fuck out of here, man. 1795 02:22:55,780 --> 02:22:56,140 Scary. 1796 02:22:56,520 --> 02:22:56,920 Weird. 1797 02:22:57,200 --> 02:22:58,000 Fucking weird, man. 1798 02:23:00,160 --> 02:23:01,820 I can't even leave, man. 1799 02:23:01,880 --> 02:23:02,080 Look. 1800 02:23:02,160 --> 02:23:02,760 I can't even leave. 1801 02:23:09,640 --> 02:23:11,140 Oh, for fuck's sake, man. 1802 02:23:11,540 --> 02:23:12,380 I can't leave. 1803 02:23:13,300 --> 02:23:14,780 I can't get out of this place, man. 1804 02:23:16,360 --> 02:23:17,080 What the fuck? 1805 02:23:17,080 --> 02:23:17,580 *Sigh* 1806 02:23:22,580 --> 02:23:23,380 Excuse me. 1807 02:23:24,180 --> 02:23:24,880 What is it? 1808 02:23:25,380 --> 02:23:26,380 Get out of my Wii. 1809 02:23:29,280 --> 02:23:30,880 I'm looking for a street performer. 1810 02:23:31,580 --> 02:23:33,080 He's in the Golden Shopping Mall. 1811 02:23:33,880 --> 02:23:37,380 But it's only open until 8 at night, so it's closed now. 1812 02:23:37,380 --> 02:23:37,880 Sick. 1813 02:23:38,480 --> 02:23:39,180 I see. 1814 02:23:44,380 --> 02:23:45,380 Oh, I can get past now. 1815 02:23:45,380 --> 02:23:45,880 *Sigh* 1816 02:24:03,380 --> 02:24:05,880 Game of the Year 2019. It's a lock-in. 1817 02:24:08,880 --> 02:24:09,880 It's a lock-out, man. 1818 02:24:12,380 --> 02:24:13,880 We've played this for too long. 1819 02:24:13,880 --> 02:24:20,880 I have to go to the come over guest house and fall asleep. 1820 02:24:20,880 --> 02:24:27,880 Go for a little sleeping in the guest house there and I'll go for a little get the head down for a race team like y'know. 1821 02:24:27,880 --> 02:24:30,880 Get the head down for a fucking race. 1822 02:24:30,880 --> 02:24:34,880 Why I could do a fucking race man and head fucking drag man. 1823 02:24:34,880 --> 02:24:37,880 Any cracks on the guest house tonight gorn? 1824 02:24:37,880 --> 02:24:38,880 No? 1825 02:24:38,880 --> 02:24:41,880 So then it's in here is it? 1826 02:24:41,880 --> 02:24:44,880 What happened to the biker girl? Remember her? 1827 02:24:44,880 --> 02:24:48,880 She was a great addition to the situation. 1828 02:24:48,880 --> 02:24:51,880 He's gonna hassle me for fucking money. 1829 02:24:51,880 --> 02:24:54,880 You owe two days worth of rent. 1830 02:24:54,880 --> 02:24:56,880 It's $38 per day. 1831 02:24:56,880 --> 02:24:59,880 A two day stay comes to $76. 1832 02:24:59,880 --> 02:25:02,880 Aren't you going to pay? 1833 02:25:06,880 --> 02:25:09,880 Sorry, not now. I can't pay it. 1834 02:25:09,880 --> 02:25:11,880 What? No money? 1835 02:25:13,880 --> 02:25:14,880 What's he doing with the hand? 1836 02:25:14,880 --> 02:25:17,880 That little hand thing he just did is fucking strange. 1837 02:25:17,880 --> 02:25:19,880 Well, pretty much. 1838 02:25:19,880 --> 02:25:23,880 This just figures. I'll let it go this time. 1839 02:25:23,880 --> 02:25:24,880 Sorry. 1840 02:25:28,880 --> 02:25:36,880 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 1841 02:25:36,880 --> 02:25:38,880 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 1842 02:25:38,880 --> 02:25:46,880 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing. 1843 02:25:46,880 --> 02:25:52,880 Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it. 1844 02:25:52,880 --> 02:25:56,880 You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft. 1845 02:25:56,880 --> 02:26:00,880 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. 1846 02:26:00,880 --> 02:26:06,880 This message was brought to you by fire lighters. 1847 02:26:06,880 --> 02:26:16,880 *Sigh* 1848 02:26:20,880 --> 02:26:22,880 Welcome back. Fire lighters. 1849 02:26:22,880 --> 02:26:25,880 They're all out there. Fire lighters. It's all happening. 1850 02:26:25,880 --> 02:26:27,880 Look. It's 8 o'clock. I had to go to bed. 1851 02:26:27,880 --> 02:26:32,880 He still sleeps in his trainers, his jeans and his jacket. He stinks. The guy stinks. 1852 02:26:32,880 --> 02:26:33,880 *Sigh* 1853 02:26:33,880 --> 02:26:34,880 Okay. 1854 02:26:34,880 --> 02:26:37,880 Expelled a man. Expelled a man a street performer. 1855 02:26:37,880 --> 02:26:38,880 *Sigh* 1856 02:26:38,880 --> 02:26:42,880 It's an exciting situation we've got ourselves into here. Okay. 1857 02:26:42,880 --> 02:26:44,880 Shenmue 2. 1858 02:26:44,880 --> 02:26:49,880 It's really the story is developing at pace. There are a lot of moving parts to this story. 1859 02:26:49,880 --> 02:26:51,880 It's in flux. It's in motion. It's fluid. 1860 02:26:51,880 --> 02:26:55,880 So we have to find a street performer. 1861 02:26:55,880 --> 02:27:00,880 We have to earn a bit of cash. I'm gonna go and do a bit of box work. 1862 02:27:00,880 --> 02:27:05,880 And tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow. I'm not sure if it'll be back on tomorrow. 1863 02:27:05,880 --> 02:27:07,880 It could be the fucking day after. I'm not sure. 1864 02:27:07,880 --> 02:27:11,880 But you need to subscribe so that you get the little notification. 1865 02:27:11,880 --> 02:27:14,880 Otherwise your life will be fucking ruined man. 1866 02:27:14,880 --> 02:27:16,880 You'll miss this amazing thing. 1867 02:27:16,880 --> 02:27:18,880 This game. 1868 02:27:18,880 --> 02:27:24,880 *Sigh* 1869 02:27:24,880 --> 02:27:26,880 It's an amazing game. 1870 02:27:26,880 --> 02:27:30,880 It's a fucking amazing game. It's really picking up pace. 1871 02:27:30,880 --> 02:27:34,880 The story is developing at an alarming rate. 1872 02:27:34,880 --> 02:27:36,880 *Sigh* 1873 02:27:42,880 --> 02:27:44,880 You know there's a lot of walking around. 1874 02:27:44,880 --> 02:27:45,880 If you've been watching all day today. 1875 02:27:45,880 --> 02:27:47,880 What you'll have seen is we walked around. 1876 02:27:47,880 --> 02:27:49,880 We followed some people around. 1877 02:27:49,880 --> 02:27:52,880 And they tell you to go somewhere else. 1878 02:27:52,880 --> 02:27:54,880 You ask someone another question. 1879 02:27:54,880 --> 02:27:55,880 They tell you to go somewhere. 1880 02:27:55,880 --> 02:27:57,880 You keep fucking walking around. 1881 02:27:57,880 --> 02:27:58,880 It's. 1882 02:27:58,880 --> 02:27:59,880 It really is. 1883 02:27:59,880 --> 02:28:00,880 It was seminal. 1884 02:28:00,880 --> 02:28:01,880 It was seminal at the time. 1885 02:28:01,880 --> 02:28:02,880 It was amazing stuff. 1886 02:28:02,880 --> 02:28:04,880 We'd never seen anything like this. 1887 02:28:04,880 --> 02:28:07,880 Never seen anything like this. 1888 02:28:07,880 --> 02:28:08,880 So. 1889 02:28:08,880 --> 02:28:09,880 Let's just fucking. 1890 02:28:09,880 --> 02:28:10,880 Hold on. 1891 02:28:10,880 --> 02:28:11,880 Hey. 1892 02:28:11,880 --> 02:28:12,880 Sit tight. 1893 02:28:12,880 --> 02:28:13,880 Cause it's gonna be a bumpy ride. 1894 02:28:13,880 --> 02:28:14,880 Okay. 1895 02:28:14,880 --> 02:28:15,880 And all the best. 1896 02:28:15,880 --> 02:28:16,880 *Sigh* 1897 02:28:16,880 --> 02:28:17,880 *Sigh* 1898 02:28:17,880 --> 02:28:18,880 *Sigh* 1899 02:28:18,880 --> 02:28:19,880 We need to. 1900 02:28:19,880 --> 02:28:20,880 We need to. 1901 02:28:20,880 --> 02:28:21,880 *Sigh* 1902 02:28:21,880 --> 02:28:22,880 We need to develop the script. 1903 02:28:22,880 --> 02:28:23,880 *Sigh* 1904 02:28:23,880 --> 02:28:24,880 We need to develop the script for leaving Neverland. 1905 02:28:24,880 --> 02:28:25,880 *Sigh* 1906 02:28:25,880 --> 02:28:27,880 Leaving Neverland 2. 1907 02:28:27,880 --> 02:28:30,140 Never leaving. It's gonna be fucking amazing. 1908 02:28:31,420 --> 02:28:38,660 I wanna say thank you to everybody who's tuned in today and made this an amazing occasion. 1909 02:28:39,840 --> 02:28:43,520 You are the dream that keeps the dream alive. 1910 02:28:44,160 --> 02:28:46,200 You're the best of the best of the best of the West. 1911 02:28:46,200 --> 02:29:16,180 Build time. 1912 02:29:16,180 --> 02:29:25,060 I hope you're all keeping well and best luck. Good night, God bless. 1913 02:29:27,060 --> 02:29:30,500 We'll see you later on. We must remember to save the fucking game as well. 1914 02:29:35,380 --> 02:29:37,120 Pat Cox MEP. Bye, Pat. 1915 02:29:42,060 --> 02:29:43,800 There might be actually... 1916 02:29:43,800 --> 02:29:49,600 There's word on the street that Fontaine is gonna be fucking playing L.A. Noire, man. 1917 02:29:51,520 --> 02:29:52,940 That could be a fucking gore. 1918 02:29:53,240 --> 02:29:55,180 That could be something that I'm gonna have to find out. 1919 02:29:55,260 --> 02:29:57,540 It might... I'm not sure when, but it's gonna happen, man. 1920 02:29:58,280 --> 02:29:59,500 Tomorrow. Probably tomorrow. 1921 02:30:02,680 --> 02:30:05,620 End of Kenny for leaving Neverland 2. 1922 02:30:08,680 --> 02:30:10,540 Mind yourself. 1923 02:30:11,060 --> 02:30:11,940 Stay away from yourselves. 1924 02:30:12,660 --> 02:30:13,580 See you later on. 1925 02:30:14,460 --> 02:30:15,020 Best of luck. 1926 02:30:15,020 --> 02:30:16,320 A greatly enhanced... 1927 02:30:16,320 --> 02:30:16,360 A greatly enhanced... 1928 02:30:16,360 --> 02:30:17,720 A greatly enhanced...