1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,920 Has anybody seen John? He was in the castle. Was he in the belfry the last time I was talking to him? 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:29,980 Where is he? Have we sent a search party out for John? He's gone missing. He was around the island. Has anybody seen John? He's gone missing. He was in the castle. He's gone missing. He was in the fucking belfry at the castle there the last day. John, hello. Yeah, nobody's visiting. Nobody's seen him since. We've got the lighthouse. Can we get the light? Can we get the lighthouse out for John? We need to get the lighthouse switched on immediately. Tell the lighthouse keeper. Can you go and tell the lighthouse keeper we need to get the lighthouse. 3 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:32,880 that's which done immediately we have to start searching for John okay he's 4 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:36,420 around the island somewhere he was last seen in the belfry of the castle 5 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:43,960 belfry of the castle free of the cat free of the castle John hello are you 6 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:49,800 there John did you go to the other island John he was in the fucking baby 7 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:57,920 the castle yeah don't worry about where is he and we send a search party out for 8 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:06,860 John he's got missing a ride hello John can you hear me hello when I slither home 9 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:10,820 after a hard day out in fields there's nothing I like more than lashing a few 10 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:15,500 stickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them be careful not to burn your 11 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:19,600 hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going I do a few rolls on 12 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:25,100 the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flow once those 13 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:31,520 flames are licking high it's time to stick your coal in it you can generate extra 14 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:37,040 drafage by using your gooch as a waft now all that's left is to sit back and warm 15 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:45,040 your sack by the flames this message was brought to you by firelighters 16 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,040 *Sigh* 17 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,040 *Sigh* 18 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,040 *Sigh* 19 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,040 *Sigh* 20 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,040 *Sigh* 21 00:01:55,040 --> 00:02:25,020 I like the build time. 22 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:27,020 I like the build time. 23 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:29,020 I like the build time. 24 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:39,020 I like the build time. 25 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:41,020 I like the build time. 26 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:43,020 I like the build time. 27 00:02:43,020 --> 00:03:07,420 *Mario plays* 28 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:09,420 What the fuck has he got in his hand? 29 00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:11,420 *Mario plays* 30 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:13,420 Build time! 31 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:15,420 Build time! 32 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:17,420 Build time! 33 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:47,400 I'm going to go to the next video. 34 00:03:47,400 --> 00:04:17,380 I'm going to go to the next video. 35 00:04:17,380 --> 00:04:18,780 I've been married three times. 36 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:19,380 I'm infatuated. 37 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:26,140 It looks like he's saying I've been married three times as they're bundling him away into the sack. 38 00:04:26,780 --> 00:04:27,720 I love women. 39 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,520 I'm mad about women. 40 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:31,340 I've been married three times. 41 00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:33,200 I'm infatuated with women. 42 00:04:36,380 --> 00:04:37,980 I love women. 43 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:39,800 I'm mad about women. 44 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,620 I've been married three times. 45 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:43,520 I'm infatuated with women. 46 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,660 I love women. 47 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:48,480 I'm mad about women. 48 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,300 I've been married three times. 49 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,180 I'm infatuated with women. 50 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:58,560 Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan? 51 00:04:58,560 --> 00:04:59,480 With Jackie Brosnan. 52 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:01,340 I love women. 53 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:03,160 I'm mad about women. 54 00:05:03,460 --> 00:05:04,980 I've been married three times. 55 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,880 I'm infatuated with women. 56 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:11,180 Fucking hardcore fucking news here, man. 57 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:12,220 How are you getting on? 58 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:13,540 Welcome to the main galaxy. 59 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,380 Now, this is hot off the press. 60 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:25,940 Apparently, fucking Julian Assange, or as Beardsman MEP says, the granddad from Only Fools and Horses. 61 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,720 Or Uncle Albert, is it? 62 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:28,480 No, he is. 63 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,420 He looks like granddad from Only Fools. 64 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:34,600 And like Santa Claus. 65 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,400 What's he been at? 66 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,860 What's Assange been doing, man? 67 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,080 For like 10 years in the embassy. 68 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:44,940 Did he have a treadmill or something? 69 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:45,320 Did he? 70 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,800 Did he have a fucking rowing machine? 71 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:51,720 How did he get? 72 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,420 There's been no sunlight. 73 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:55,220 He's been on vitamin D tablets. 74 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:02,780 I heard he's been injecting vitamin D into the base of his cock. 75 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:09,580 And apparently now, people, this is fresh off the news press. 76 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:15,360 The news press has just released this little jam nugget for your consumption. 77 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:16,740 Be careful. 78 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,220 There's a lot of sugar in this shit. 79 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:24,280 And it might cause diabetics to have a fucking ultimate seizure. 80 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:29,180 Cause this clip is, it's sweet, but it's got a sour little aftertaste to it. 81 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:33,360 And this cunt was just lifted from the embassy. 82 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:41,360 And as he was lifted from the embassy, Julian Assange was heard to have shouted out a number of different things. 83 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,380 Including the fact that he loves women. 84 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:50,780 Now we know that he is under investigation for rape in the Nordic countries. 85 00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:51,600 I love women. 86 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:53,440 I'm mad about women. 87 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:55,240 I've been married three times. 88 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,120 I'm infatuated with women. 89 00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:58,260 Have you heard that? 90 00:06:58,340 --> 00:06:59,260 I love women. 91 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,060 I'm mad about women. 92 00:07:01,340 --> 00:07:02,900 I've been married three times. 93 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,760 I'm infatuated with women. 94 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,420 I love women. 95 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:08,220 I'm mad about women. 96 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,060 I've been married three times. 97 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:11,920 I'm infatuated with women. 98 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:12,800 Do you know what I mean? 99 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:17,880 Now if that's not proof enough that he's guilty of something, I don't know what is. 100 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:20,420 And you need to sort yourself out of Assange. 101 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:22,540 I mean if you're going to be, what's it? 102 00:07:22,540 --> 00:07:24,860 He was carrying something in his little claw. 103 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,140 He had a little notepad in his claw. 104 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,640 The daft old sausage. 105 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:33,160 It looks like, is that a David Icke book? 106 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:36,580 I think he's got a David Icke book in his hand as well. 107 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:38,800 Listen man, it's all over Assange. 108 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:40,540 You've gone Icke. 109 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,840 Fucking Icke Turner and the boys. 110 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:50,280 The boys up in San Quentin are gonna love you Assange. 111 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:55,320 Ah no, I don't think he'll be extradited to the States yet. 112 00:07:56,180 --> 00:08:01,400 I'd say there'll be some cock and bull bullshit where he'll be sent off to fucking Sweden. 113 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,460 To face the heavy charges. 114 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:13,160 Heavy sex crime jab. 115 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:20,840 I'd like to enhance the reputation of this screen here so we can see the book he was holding. 116 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:28,640 One sec there and I'll move my fucking melon head out the way. 117 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:30,820 How are y'all doing? 118 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,540 We've got a bit of Yakuza coming your way now. 119 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:36,960 The Yakuza are the Japanese bad boys. 120 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:39,780 Cartel jab. 121 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,300 Now let's have a look at this. 122 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:45,220 Uncle Christmas from Only Fools and Horses. 123 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:50,840 Uncle Horses from Only Fools and Christmas is fucking looking worse for the wear man. 124 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,100 And he loves women apparently as well. 125 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:55,780 Now. 126 00:08:57,980 --> 00:08:59,240 How the fuck do I? 127 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,040 Bear with me now. 128 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:04,180 We need validation on this piece. 129 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,500 This book that he has. 130 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:14,380 I wish there was like an easy shortcut for fucking blowing up the picture. 131 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:16,660 No. 132 00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:20,460 What the fuck is that man? 133 00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:22,160 Who is that? 134 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:24,240 Does anybody know who that is? 135 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:28,060 Can we get some info on this guy? 136 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:29,180 On this piece? 137 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,840 He loves women. 138 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:33,980 He's mad about women. 139 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:37,160 He's been married three times. 140 00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:41,700 He's infatuated with women. 141 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,180 Uno momento. 142 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:55,140 Pro Evo 5. 143 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,240 Music. 144 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,780 Pro Evo 6 music. 145 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:04,020 Just to really get the fucking flavor going. 146 00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:05,980 Existence. 147 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,020 Full existence. 148 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:07,820 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 149 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:08,840 Main menu. 150 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:09,340 Music. 151 00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:09,460 Music. 152 00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:09,720 Music. 153 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,740 Welcome to the main galaxy everyone. 154 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,380 It's fucking Thursday the 11th of April. 155 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:20,760 1-1. 156 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:22,620 Two towers. 157 00:10:22,940 --> 00:10:23,540 Remember that? 158 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:25,500 Keep that number in mind. 159 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:26,720 You might need it in the future. 160 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,960 When the spooks get to you. 161 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:30,900 We've got some fresh. 162 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,220 Off the fucking press. 163 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:34,840 News here. 164 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:36,760 About Julian Assange. 165 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,240 Who's been bundled. 166 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,440 Into a paddy wagon. 167 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,440 With a fucking little buck. 168 00:10:42,580 --> 00:10:44,400 A David Icke buck in his claws. 169 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:48,000 And as he was leaving the fucking embassy. 170 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,960 Where he's being holed up. 171 00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:50,620 He's being caged in the Ecuador. 172 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:51,300 In Ecuador. 173 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:52,840 For fucking 10 years. 174 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:52,940 For fucking 10 years. 175 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:54,400 And as he left. 176 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,980 He was shouting stuff about being infatuated with women. 177 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:03,140 We know now that he has to face charges over in fucking Sweden land. 178 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:09,700 On groping and grabbing and Icelandic fucking dancing and lizarding and laughing about the place. 179 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:12,180 You know the weird dancing he was doing. 180 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:14,500 Fucking Ted dancing in the boys. 181 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,620 Let's have a look at this. 182 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:23,960 There was footage of him in a nightclub. 183 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,860 A nude club, because he's a lizard. 184 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,600 Julian Assange dance. 185 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:29,260 Dance. 186 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:37,520 And this is the music he was dancing to. 187 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,760 This is the tune. 188 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,440 And listen, there was also audio. 189 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,500 There was audio on the camera at the time. 190 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:57,100 So we can get a few of the sound nuggets from what was going on at the time. 191 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:01,320 You hammered your mother. 192 00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:03,240 You hammered your mother. 193 00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:04,760 I love women. 194 00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:06,560 I'm mad about women. 195 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,380 I've been married three times. 196 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:10,260 I'm infatuated with women. 197 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:16,700 I love women. 198 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,480 I'm mad about women. 199 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,620 I'm mad about women. 200 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:20,320 I've been married three times. 201 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,240 I'm infatuated with women. 202 00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:24,920 Okay, no. 203 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,220 He's almost snake-like in his movements. 204 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:47,460 I love women. 205 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:47,460 I love women. 206 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:49,300 I'm mad about women. 207 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,140 I've been married three times. 208 00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:52,980 I'm infatuated with women. 209 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:53,800 I'm mad about women. 210 00:12:53,800 --> 00:13:04,680 I was mad about women out in Sweden, man. I'm facing charges about women. I've been charged three times. 211 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:21,200 I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. 212 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:43,380 T22BC. Hey, T22BC, how are you getting on, kid? Hope you're doing all right, man. We're fucking breaking the egg here tonight. Today. 213 00:13:43,380 --> 00:14:05,120 Have a look. 214 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:09,340 That is a total and absolute lie. You are a liar. 215 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:10,620 You hammered your mother. 216 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,320 You hammered your mother. 217 00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:14,360 You hammered your mother. 218 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:16,960 You hammered your mother. 219 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,180 You hammered your mother. 220 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,680 Don't obsess with me all the time. 221 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:27,500 Don't obsess with me all the time. 222 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:31,260 Don't obsess with me all the time. 223 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,700 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 224 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:39,480 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 225 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,400 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 226 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,800 How are you getting on? Thank you very much. Drive time. 227 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,540 I'll upload that one of the days, yeah. 228 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,760 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 229 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:55,160 I love women. I'm mad about women. 230 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:58,880 I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. 231 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,900 I love women. I'm mad about women. 232 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:10,600 I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. 233 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:15,300 I love women. I'm mad about women. 234 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:19,000 I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. 235 00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:20,860 I love women. 236 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,660 I'm mad about women. 237 00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:24,480 I've been married three times. 238 00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:26,360 I'm infatuated with women. 239 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,160 I love women. 240 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:29,960 I'm mad about women. 241 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,760 I've been married three times. 242 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,660 I'm infatuated with women. 243 00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:36,140 Hey, dahi all. Thank you very much. Dahi all. 244 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:38,500 Dahi all is after you. 245 00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:42,540 Interesting. A few questions there, Dahio. 246 00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:46,780 A few questions to you, my friend. 247 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:48,440 Okay. 248 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,300 Number one. 249 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:52,860 Who's that? 250 00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:54,900 Let's see who that is. 251 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,680 Jesus. Jimmy Jesus. How are you, buddy? 252 00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:00,060 How are you getting on? I hope you're getting on all right. 253 00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:02,940 But I have a few fucking questions now. 254 00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:06,160 I have a few fucking questions to hit you with. 255 00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:10,020 You old snake in a box. 256 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,260 Number one, Dahio. 257 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:22,000 Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan? 258 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,340 And number two, Jesus. 259 00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:28,560 Number two, Frank McCourt. 260 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:34,180 Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's Spy Scout movement? 261 00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:39,880 And I know why you didn't discuss that stuff. 262 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:40,880 Why? 263 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:41,900 Because... 264 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:43,440 You are a liar. 265 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,960 You are a liar. 266 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:48,900 You have been peddling lies. 267 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:53,160 You've peddled your lies all over the world. 268 00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:57,380 And I know why you're a liar as well. 269 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,380 Because remember what you did to your mother. 270 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,520 You hammered your mother. 271 00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:02,740 All right. 272 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:04,860 Okay. 273 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:05,800 Okay. 274 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,360 You hammered your mother. 275 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:08,100 Okay. 276 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,220 Right. Let's go. Let's go. 277 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,120 Oh, yeah. One more. One more. 278 00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:13,420 A dose of Nalingitis. 279 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:15,180 A dose of Nalingitis. 280 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,460 I think Julian Assange had a bit of a... 281 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:19,660 A dose of Nalingitis. 282 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:23,660 And that's why he was being bundled out of the embassy like a fucking sack of... 283 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:24,900 Cats. 284 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,960 But, I mean, just before we get into the game here... 285 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:31,980 Thanks for the tip. 286 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:32,960 I'll buy a pint of that. 287 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:33,760 Paper McShay. 288 00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:34,840 Thank you very much. 289 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,560 Could you wish Shaney baby a happy 25th, please, Francis? 290 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,840 Yeah, Shaney baby. 291 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,020 Welcome to the Galaxy, man. 292 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,220 25 years fresh out the box, is it? 293 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:49,900 Happy birthday, you old snake in a fucking galaxy. 294 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,040 Hopefully you're doing all right, Shane. 295 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,240 Listen, baby. 296 00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:56,780 It's just me, you, the stars in the sky. 297 00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:58,860 I hope you're all right. 298 00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:00,220 Buckle up tight. 299 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:02,480 It's gonna be a bumpy ride, player. 300 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,860 You just hit the jackpot. 301 00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:05,980 And... 302 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:10,280 I'm gonna keep that jackpot to myself for a bit. 303 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,300 I'll give it to you when the time is right. 304 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:15,560 But until then, you'll have to fucking hold on to your hat. 305 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:16,820 And do the work. 306 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,700 Put the work in and it'll be rewarded to you in due course. 307 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:22,140 Yeah. 308 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:23,780 Who's this? 309 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:24,480 Who's this? 310 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,360 Another player has entered the scene. 311 00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:27,880 Schleigo Spiders. 312 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,380 How the hell are you? 313 00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,220 You old fucking Spider-Man. 314 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:32,780 Spiders. 315 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,240 Spiders. 316 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,140 Spiders. 317 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,060 Thanks very much, Schleigo Spiders. 318 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:40,920 Paper McShay. 319 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:41,720 Jimmy Jesus. 320 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:42,180 Yeah. 321 00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:44,320 And Bruno. 322 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,280 Sure, your man Assange has fuck all moves 323 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,300 compared to the snake-like movements you've been throwing. 324 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,140 Thanks very much, man. 325 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,840 I wonder what is going to happen to Assange. 326 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,220 Is he going to be charged, extradited and charged? 327 00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:00,680 I wish that we could watch the courtroom, 328 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,100 live courtroom scene like you do in America. 329 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,260 I'd be fucking broadcasting all day long if that was the case 330 00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:08,940 because we'd have unlimited content. 331 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:12,620 Be able to watch cunts on trial 332 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:16,760 and be just shouting from the gallows or the gallery. 333 00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:19,100 He's fucked. 334 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,260 He's fucked. 335 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:25,400 I actually managed to get myself a seat outside the embassy 336 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,880 whilst Assange was being bungled away, man. 337 00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:32,820 He's fucked. 338 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,600 Leave Santa Claus alone. 339 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,120 He did nothing wrong, man. 340 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:39,220 You're fucked. 341 00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:40,520 You're fucked. 342 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:45,140 How confusing would it be to have someone outside the embassy shouting stuff like, 343 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,040 the same person shouting, 344 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,440 he did nothing wrong, 345 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:49,320 and then going, 346 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:50,320 you're fucked. 347 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,500 What a mindfuck that would be. 348 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,520 You'd be halfway into the van going, 349 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,280 oh man, at least someone's on my side. 350 00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:56,980 And then, 351 00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:58,400 180. 352 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,100 You're fucked. 353 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:02,740 See, 354 00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:05,300 that's the way I operate as a snake. 355 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,460 I'd be outside the embassy like this. 356 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,080 Leave a set. 357 00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:11,100 Don't worry, Julian. 358 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,520 We've got your back. 359 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,000 He did nothing wrong. 360 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:15,020 Leave Julian alone. 361 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,300 You're fucked. 362 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:17,940 You're fucked. 363 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:19,640 You're fucked. 364 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:23,160 And the policeman would be smiling and laughing as that was happening. 365 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:23,400 Look. 366 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,140 Look at him there. 367 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,200 Little fucking smile on the face scene. 368 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,300 Copper go smiley there, boy. 369 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:32,260 Copper face Jack. 370 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:34,160 And the boils. 371 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:35,240 Yeah. 372 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:36,700 Benjamin Netanyahu, 373 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,380 thanks very much. 374 00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:39,060 You're doing great work out there in the West Bank. 375 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:39,840 Not the best work. 376 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:40,180 Probably, 377 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,380 humanitarially speaking, 378 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,300 the worst work. 379 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:42,840 But, 380 00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,060 it must be said, 381 00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:45,480 you stick to your guns. 382 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:46,380 And, 383 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,400 quite literally, 384 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:49,220 you do stick to guns and bombs. 385 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:50,080 And, 386 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:50,580 fucking, 387 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:51,720 aeroplanes, 388 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,240 strikes, 389 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,320 drones, 390 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:54,960 the whole shebang. 391 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:56,020 And, 392 00:20:56,100 --> 00:21:01,020 the little strip of people you've got caged into the side of the country there. 393 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:02,500 And you're doing them in. 394 00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:05,460 What's going on in your head? 395 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:06,960 When you're doing that, 396 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,300 I don't know. 397 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:09,840 But, 398 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,360 you like the streams. 399 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,440 And if you like the streams, 400 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,680 then welcome to the dream. 401 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:17,880 That's, 402 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:18,820 that's fine by me. 403 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:19,400 Whoever, 404 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,580 whoever watches the stream, 405 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,640 you're fine in my book. 406 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,260 No matter what kind of, 407 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,160 humanitarian hell, 408 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,500 you inflict upon, 409 00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:27,220 people. 410 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:28,460 It doesn't matter. 411 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:30,160 Everybody is welcome here. 412 00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:30,800 Everybody. 413 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:31,700 Okay? 414 00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:33,220 Julian Assange was welcome. 415 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:34,360 Sure look, 416 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,500 this was happening earlier on, 417 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,340 to Julian Assange. 418 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,000 And, 419 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,820 we got live audio of him, 420 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,700 as he was walking out. 421 00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:43,380 He's on fucking sex crime charges. 422 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:43,660 Look. 423 00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:44,820 I love women. 424 00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:45,760 I'm, 425 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,500 I love women. 426 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,300 I'm mad about women. 427 00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:51,140 I've been married three times. 428 00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:53,020 I'm infatuated with women. 429 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,060 I love women. 430 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,860 I'm mad about women. 431 00:21:57,140 --> 00:21:58,680 I've been married three times. 432 00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,560 I'm infatuated with women. 433 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,100 Do you know, 434 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:01,740 it's just that, 435 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,080 I'm infatuated, 436 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,780 he's pointing as he says it, 437 00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:05,320 he's pointing, 438 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:05,720 he's going, 439 00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:06,780 I love women. 440 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,120 I love women. 441 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,420 I love women. 442 00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:12,140 I've been married three times. 443 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,500 I'm infatuated with women. 444 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,000 It's fucking mad, 445 00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:18,200 man. 446 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:18,820 And, 447 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,360 I'm sorry if you've just tuned in, 448 00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:20,840 and you're, 449 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,580 you're coming to a Yakuza stream, 450 00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:23,400 it says Yakuza, 451 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,460 we're going to play Yakuza, 452 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:24,640 man. 453 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,340 Yeah, 454 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,460 Yakuza's going to happen. 455 00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:28,420 But I've just fucking had this, 456 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:28,860 uh, 457 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:29,940 news come into me, 458 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:30,380 dispatch, 459 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,720 just before we went live, 460 00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:32,180 so I mean, 461 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,080 not much I can really fucking do, 462 00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:34,320 man. 463 00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:35,520 Do you know what I mean? 464 00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:36,940 Yeah. 465 00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:38,500 Anonymous. 466 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,300 Thank you very much, 467 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:40,680 Anonymous. 468 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,420 Hope you're having a great fucking 469 00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:43,760 April the 11th. 470 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:44,740 Okay? 471 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:45,760 One, 472 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:46,100 one. 473 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,600 Don't forget the number. 474 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,160 You are a liar. 475 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:56,320 You are the best person in the world, 476 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:56,680 Anonymous. 477 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:57,460 Okay. 478 00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:59,100 And I wanted to say something to you. 479 00:22:59,300 --> 00:22:59,620 Okay. 480 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,840 You never had it in your intention 481 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,000 to sack the lot of us. 482 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:03,500 Okay. 483 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:04,420 What you wanted, 484 00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:05,860 was a situation whereby, 485 00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:07,460 the stream would continue up 486 00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:08,340 until the next, 487 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,160 treaty, 488 00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:10,520 arrangement. 489 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,040 Uh, 490 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:13,920 right, 491 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:14,440 let's get going. 492 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:14,960 Okay, 493 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:15,900 let's get going here. 494 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,180 Fucking Yakuza, 495 00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:17,360 boy. 496 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,000 Thanks very much for that. 497 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,200 That's a nice little amount. 498 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:19,560 Doodle Brudel. 499 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,300 Look, 500 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:21,760 Doodle Brudel. 501 00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:22,460 Hello, 502 00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:23,100 line four, 503 00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:23,580 good evening. 504 00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:24,940 Good evening, 505 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:25,860 Doodle Brudel. 506 00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:26,620 Good evening, 507 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:27,000 gay. 508 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,620 Doodle Brudel MEP here. 509 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,240 Pat Cox MEP here. 510 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:32,200 And, 511 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:32,520 um, 512 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,880 I hope you're okay there, 513 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:34,540 Doodle Brudel. 514 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,560 Thank you very much for that 515 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,500 kind fucking Pat Cox MEP. 516 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:37,740 Yeah. 517 00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:39,380 Pat Cox MEP here. 518 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,260 Gandalf's left nut. 519 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:43,220 Thanks very much. 520 00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:43,220 Thanks very much. 521 00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:43,220 Thanks very much. 522 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,180 Gandalf's left nut. 523 00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:44,560 Hey you, 524 00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:45,520 so glad to see you. 525 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,180 Sarah snake. 526 00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:47,500 Colds are no fun. 527 00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:47,700 Yeah, 528 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:47,960 I know. 529 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,160 I've got the cold big time 530 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,340 and I have still have a sore throat. 531 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,420 Do you know what, 532 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:52,560 man? 533 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,920 That'll fucking shake you up 534 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,600 when you're ill 535 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,340 because all you want, 536 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,740 I wanted to go back on the stream 537 00:23:57,740 --> 00:23:58,600 and do some streaming. 538 00:23:58,900 --> 00:23:59,400 Pickled onions. 539 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,080 Thanks very much. 540 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:01,400 Look, 541 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:01,980 pickled onions, 542 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:02,180 man. 543 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,040 It's fucking great to have you 544 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,000 in the mean wave. 545 00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:07,100 Okay. 546 00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:16,960 It's great to have you all. 547 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,200 And I want to say something else. 548 00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:20,760 Uh. 549 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,140 You are a liar. 550 00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:24,920 And pickled onions. 551 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,440 You've peddled your lies 552 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,520 all over the world. 553 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,280 And the other thing is pickled onions. 554 00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:31,120 Is that the best you can come up with? 555 00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:32,280 Do you know what I mean? 556 00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:34,760 Is that the best you can come up with? 557 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:35,620 Um. 558 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,080 And gun. 559 00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:37,800 And Sarah, 560 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,660 Sarah snake. 561 00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:39,640 I'm, 562 00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:40,840 I've got a bone to pick with you 563 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:41,220 because. 564 00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:42,660 You hammered your mother. 565 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:43,160 You know, 566 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:44,680 I'm just getting used to the soundboard, 567 00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:45,040 guys. 568 00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:46,760 It's not a fucking clean operation. 569 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,100 You're watching this thinking, 570 00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:49,100 what's he at? 571 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,440 It's been half an hour now. 572 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,460 Nothing of any entertainment value 573 00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:53,460 has happened whatsoever. 574 00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:55,420 And there's no games being played. 575 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:56,600 Well, 576 00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:56,860 yeah. 577 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:57,800 Maybe, 578 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:58,480 did you get, 579 00:24:58,620 --> 00:24:59,420 did you think of this one? 580 00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:00,380 Maybe I'm playing a game 581 00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:01,220 with your minds. 582 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,500 Did you ever think of that? 583 00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:05,440 No? 584 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:05,500 No? 585 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:08,640 Did you ever think of this? 586 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:13,660 I love women. 587 00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:15,480 I'm mad about women. 588 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,300 I've been married three times. 589 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,180 I'm infatuated with women. 590 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:28,000 Just out of interest, 591 00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:29,320 what is he actually saying there? 592 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,620 Let's have a look at this 593 00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:33,020 super dude. 594 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:41,700 huh? 595 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:41,700 Huh? 596 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,940 WikiLeaks co-founder Julian Assange 597 00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:46,780 has been arrested in London. 598 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,360 Mr. Assange took refuge in the embassy 599 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,120 seven years ago 600 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,600 to avoid extradition to Sweden 601 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,120 over a sex assault case 602 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:53,940 that has been dropped. 603 00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:54,480 Alright, 604 00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:55,480 so he's not going to face it. 605 00:25:57,980 --> 00:25:59,660 Imagine people celebrating 606 00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:00,600 someone getting arrested 607 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,260 because they exposed illegal activities 608 00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,800 throughout several governments. 609 00:26:04,420 --> 00:26:04,560 Yeah, 610 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:05,480 it's fucking mad, man. 611 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,040 Julian shared the info 612 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,840 of the USA killing innocent people, 613 00:26:08,980 --> 00:26:09,660 journalists included. 614 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:11,280 Why is this crime? 615 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,200 Let's have a look at this. 616 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:13,800 Take out here. 617 00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:21,700 Look at those emojis, man. 618 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:22,840 Whoever fucking wrote that 619 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,140 that comment was really raged. 620 00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:27,280 Julian shared info, 621 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:27,880 okay, 622 00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:31,020 of the USA killing innocent people, 623 00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:32,260 journalists included. 624 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,180 Why is this a crime? 625 00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:36,640 And those that committed the crime 626 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,640 are not being arrested. 627 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:38,740 Question mark, 628 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:39,520 question mark, 629 00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:40,260 question mark, 630 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:40,940 question mark, 631 00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:41,740 question mark. 632 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,400 Not, 633 00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:45,040 confused face, 634 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:45,980 confused face, 635 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:46,940 confused face, 636 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:48,220 shocked face, 637 00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:49,920 shocked face. 638 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,720 They really wanted to get 639 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,640 that point across 640 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,780 and they really did well. 641 00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:58,120 How the government 642 00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:58,960 and established 643 00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,720 cooperate, 644 00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:00,800 established and cooperate 645 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,660 to keep him in power. 646 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:02,700 Free Assange, 647 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:03,580 his only crime 648 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,340 is telling the warmonger's secrets. 649 00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:08,180 Well, 650 00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:08,960 that's something else, 651 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:09,240 isn't it? 652 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,300 Johnny Dundas, 653 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:12,480 how are the, 654 00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:14,320 how's the Dundas squad? 655 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:15,980 Hope you're keeping all right, 656 00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:16,320 Dundas. 657 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,340 Welcome to the mainframe, 658 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,420 galaxy frame. 659 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:20,580 Have you missed the Dunderpants? 660 00:27:20,980 --> 00:27:21,200 Yeah, 661 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,420 I had to go down to Penny's 662 00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:24,360 and get a new pair of Dundas for myself. 663 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,780 The last pair got scuttered. 664 00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:29,000 I ended up fucking scuttering the bed 665 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:29,660 the last night. 666 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,840 Had to go down to Guiney's for sheets 667 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,560 and Penny's for Dundas. 668 00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:35,620 I have an extra pair of underpants 669 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:37,320 underneath for any kind of accidents. 670 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,140 I call them the Dunderpants. 671 00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:41,720 Thanks for the tip. 672 00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:43,300 I'll buy a pint with that. 673 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:48,640 Eddie Durkin is a scouser. 674 00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:49,460 Thank you very much, 675 00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:50,620 Eddie Durkin is a scouser. 676 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,140 World news of yours, 677 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,680 Bird said, 678 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:54,960 sorry, 679 00:27:55,060 --> 00:27:56,020 I'm going to get loaded. 680 00:27:56,420 --> 00:27:56,820 I don't know, 681 00:27:56,860 --> 00:27:58,180 it was one of the America eps, 682 00:27:58,260 --> 00:27:59,160 one of the New York eps, 683 00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:00,440 so probably be about 684 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,060 episode 20, 685 00:28:02,860 --> 00:28:03,360 20, 686 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,500 between 26 and 30. 687 00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:08,060 It was the one before Shia LaBeef. 688 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,440 I don't know them offhand 689 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,940 because it was Rush Today 690 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,280 who did all the fucking branding 691 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:13,860 and numbering. 692 00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:15,740 I just made the fucking things. 693 00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:18,360 But thanks very much for watching. 694 00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:21,060 And thanks for donating. 695 00:28:21,740 --> 00:28:22,600 And I hope you're alright. 696 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:35,020 This is what happens 697 00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:35,940 when you tell the truth 698 00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:37,900 about the military-industrial complex. 699 00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:39,360 A grave injustice. 700 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:54,620 Three months maximum 701 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:56,020 before his passing appears 702 00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:56,480 in the news. 703 00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:57,040 I hope not. 704 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,080 Ha ha ha, look. 705 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,100 Why arrest Gandalf? 706 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:12,280 Why arrest Gandalf? 707 00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:13,440 Did he tell the truth 708 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,300 and expose you? 709 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:16,120 That only got fucking five 710 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,440 up thumbs. 711 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,000 Fucking hell hey. 712 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,360 Do you know what though? 713 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:31,820 I mean like, 714 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:32,280 you probably, 715 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,540 after five years 716 00:29:33,540 --> 00:29:34,920 cooked up in the embassy there, 717 00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:35,840 I wouldn't mind 718 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,660 a change of scenery. 719 00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:38,660 I know that's probably 720 00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:39,780 going to be a prison cell, 721 00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:40,200 but I mean, 722 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,000 fuck. 723 00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:43,640 Can he send tweets? 724 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,320 Can he still do 725 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,020 WikiLeaks from, 726 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:45,860 from fucking 727 00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:46,800 prisoner? 728 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,160 Maybe I could, 729 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,040 I could continue 730 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:50,880 the WikiLeaks for him 731 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,300 if he wants. 732 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:51,700 Julian, 733 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:52,320 if you're watching, 734 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:52,700 horse, 735 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:54,340 I know you're, 736 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,260 you're into the internet 737 00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:55,880 and stuff, 738 00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:56,480 right now, 739 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:56,780 right now, 740 00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:56,780 right now, 741 00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:56,780 right now, 742 00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:56,780 right now, 743 00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:57,820 this is the hottest show 744 00:29:57,820 --> 00:29:58,220 in town. 745 00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:01,220 We've already got 5,600 people 746 00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:02,280 watching right now 747 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,940 and the numbers just keep 748 00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:04,440 going up, 749 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:04,720 baby. 750 00:30:05,260 --> 00:30:07,420 I know that we've lost you, 751 00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:08,800 so I mean, 752 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:09,820 there's nothing we can really do 753 00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:10,280 at the moment, 754 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,160 but I mean, 755 00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:12,640 what we want is a situation 756 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,600 where I can continue 757 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,140 WikiLeaks. 758 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:15,220 now, 759 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,820 what's the story there, 760 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:17,300 Julian? 761 00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:18,660 Do you need help? 762 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,980 I'm doing Yakuza today, 763 00:30:21,180 --> 00:30:22,140 so I could do a bit of 764 00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:23,200 WikiLeaking later on. 765 00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:24,880 Zip up your Wiki, 766 00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:26,360 it's fucking leaking, man. 767 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,000 When I slither home 768 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:33,920 after a hard day 769 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,680 out in the fields, 770 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:35,860 there's nothing I like 771 00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:36,920 more than lashing a few 772 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,340 shtickings into the fireplace 773 00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:40,360 and setting fire to them. 774 00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:41,420 Be careful not to burn 775 00:30:41,420 --> 00:30:42,380 your hands like I did 776 00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:42,960 while I'm waiting 777 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,240 for that baby to get going, 778 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:45,480 I do a few rolls 779 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,140 on the ground 780 00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:48,320 and a few reptilious repetitions 781 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,100 just to get the blood flowing. 782 00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:51,560 Once those flames 783 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,440 are licking high, 784 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,620 it's time to shtick 785 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:54,540 your coal in it. 786 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,220 You can generate extra draftage 787 00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:59,540 by using your gooch 788 00:30:59,540 --> 00:31:00,280 as a waft. 789 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,660 Now all that's left 790 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:02,640 is to sit back 791 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:03,740 and warm your sack 792 00:31:03,740 --> 00:31:04,700 by the flames. 793 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,440 This message was brought to you 794 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,160 by Firelighters. 795 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:34,580 Yes. 796 00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:34,620 Yes. 797 00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:34,620 Yes. 798 00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:41,200 One sec now. 799 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,840 One sec now. 800 00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:47,400 How big is your wiki? 801 00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:52,180 It's fucking HTML5. 802 00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:53,060 It's got JavaScript 803 00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:54,160 programmed into it. 804 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:54,960 I'm not going to discuss 805 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:55,620 its size, 806 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,920 but it takes up 807 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:57,860 about five gig 808 00:31:57,860 --> 00:31:59,760 on your old lady's server. 809 00:32:00,580 --> 00:32:02,380 And it's fucking leaking. 810 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:03,260 I need to get it seen. 811 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,740 I was at the chemist yesterday. 812 00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:05,720 They gave me some tablets 813 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:06,120 for it. 814 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:11,840 Gregor. 815 00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:12,560 Gregoski. 816 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,300 Thanks very much. 817 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:13,900 Gregoski. 818 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,380 And Jamesy. 819 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,640 And Eddie Durkin. 820 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:18,840 And Johnny Dundas. 821 00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:21,120 Right. 822 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:21,940 Let's get going with this. 823 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:22,440 New game. 824 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:26,180 If we turn this fucking volume up. 825 00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:28,880 Stick the fucking volume up. 826 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:32,620 We'll leave it there. 827 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:33,100 80. 828 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,020 Let's see how we get that. 829 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:35,840 No. 830 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,480 New game. 831 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:38,360 Never played this. 832 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,880 People tell me to play it. 833 00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:41,720 I wanted a successor to 834 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,000 Shenmuzi. 835 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,480 So this is it. 836 00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:49,080 At least we're not being bungled 837 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,100 into a fucking van 838 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:51,700 screaming about how infatuated 839 00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:52,600 we are with women. 840 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:54,680 And how we've been married 841 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:55,300 three times. 842 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,620 It's kind of... 843 00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:58,360 It was sad as well 844 00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,380 for his fucking wife 845 00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:00,400 who was in the audience 846 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:01,480 who was listening to... 847 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,280 I'm infatuated with women. 848 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,160 I've been married three times, sure. 849 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:06,260 Like... 850 00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:08,040 What would she... 851 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,180 If I was his missus, 852 00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:10,140 I would be like... 853 00:33:10,140 --> 00:33:10,520 Right. 854 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,240 So what? 855 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,400 Am I just the next one? 856 00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:14,420 When... 857 00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:15,340 Who's gonna be... 858 00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:16,280 Am I number four? 859 00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:17,020 Or... 860 00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:18,260 Do you plan to go on to fifth? 861 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,100 When's the fifth edition coming out? 862 00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:21,880 Look at this one. 863 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,520 This is a new setup I've got now. 864 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:25,480 It's called miniature head mode. 865 00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:29,300 You've put in... 866 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,180 Congratulations. 867 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,560 You've just put into the cheats. 868 00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:34,280 You've put into the cheats 869 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,620 into the fucking livestream 870 00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:37,640 and you've enabled mini head mode. 871 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,820 Yeah. 872 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,020 You gotta laugh. 873 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:45,940 You have to laugh 874 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,220 or you'll fucking cry. 875 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:48,560 That's the problem. 876 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:49,440 New game. 877 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:50,960 Difficulty? 878 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:51,440 Normal. 879 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,500 Never played this. 880 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:57,400 Here we go. 881 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:57,980 Yakuza. 882 00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,380 Get ready for a new saga. 883 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,340 A great saga. 884 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,340 Bit of crying. 885 00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:04,120 Bit of tears. 886 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:04,160 A bit of tears. 887 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,000 Please. 888 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:20,620 No more. 889 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,300 Stop. 890 00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:38,300 He's fucked. 891 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:40,100 You're fucked. 892 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:40,200 You're fucked. 893 00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:50,760 Japanese justice being dished out here. 894 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:51,460 I'm sorry. 895 00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:52,960 I'm sorry, says the man. 896 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,080 He's bloody. 897 00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:54,600 He's... 898 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,480 He's gonzo. 899 00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:58,620 Sharp dressed suit. 900 00:34:59,780 --> 00:35:00,640 Sharp dressed guy. 901 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:02,080 ZZ Top and the boys. 902 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:02,560 Oh. 903 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,460 Japanese kick to the face there. 904 00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:08,460 Fucking... 905 00:35:09,980 --> 00:35:11,040 Remus Uomo. 906 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:13,740 He's got... 907 00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:17,140 When you pick a fight in this town, 908 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,180 you've got to pick it carefully, 909 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,440 especially when you're carrying a wad of cash. 910 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,800 Good evening, gay. 911 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:40,920 The toast of Nananjaisus. 912 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,000 I think the lad on the floor must have had... 913 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,280 The toast of Nananjaisus. 914 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,680 Kamurocho 21st century redevelopment plan begins. 915 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:53,120 It's a good job I had that subtitle because I can't read Japanese. 916 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:54,820 Okay. 917 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:56,680 Aloha. 918 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,640 Kamurocho Tokyo. 919 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:00,200 Aloha. 920 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:00,760 Okay. 921 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:00,760 Okay. 922 00:36:01,220 --> 00:36:01,660 Okay. 923 00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:02,400 Okay. 924 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:03,100 Okay. 925 00:36:03,340 --> 00:36:04,300 Emi-chan. 926 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:05,460 Emi-chan. 927 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:06,860 You can't bail yet. 928 00:36:07,940 --> 00:36:11,840 Besides, you could wave cash around forever and not find a taxi at this hour. 929 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,380 Bit of sexual advancement going on. 930 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:17,440 Okay. 931 00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:18,200 Okay. 932 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,380 Why don't I book as a suite in the plaza? 933 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,960 You and me can get it on till the break of dawn. 934 00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:27,640 Look at his pants. 935 00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:31,220 What the hell? 936 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,400 That friggin' hurt, man. 937 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,240 What's he gonna do? 938 00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:36,160 Fuck all against a tough cunt like that. 939 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,500 Get your ass back to Mars now. 940 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:39,820 Haha. 941 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,080 Look at the face scenes on them. 942 00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:43,000 Look at the hairdos. 943 00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:44,720 Okay. 944 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,080 Fuckin' knock his head off. 945 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,180 Some shit's gonna go down here now. 946 00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:02,500 Specky Four Eyes and the boys. 947 00:37:03,740 --> 00:37:04,520 Specky Lynch. 948 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:05,880 WWF. 949 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,520 Worldwide Panda Foundation. 950 00:37:10,580 --> 00:37:12,600 Fuckin' center partin' on that cunt, man. 951 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,540 He's on a one-way ticket to Squaresville. 952 00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:17,500 He's got the premium pass. 953 00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:19,200 He bought the fuckin' priority boarding. 954 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,440 Off the fuckin' Ryanair as well. 955 00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:23,000 He's got a son. 956 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,460 Smilin' coolly walks away. 957 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:28,980 He's rich, got a big car. 958 00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:33,920 Greatly enhanced his reputation 959 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,640 by walkin' away from that fight 960 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,380 without fuckin' throwin' schlaps. 961 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:39,740 Okay? 962 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:42,320 Okay? 963 00:37:43,420 --> 00:37:44,180 Who's this? 964 00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:45,720 Good evening, gang. 965 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:46,920 Here we go. 966 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,140 Look who it is. 967 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,140 Hot Talks MEP here. 968 00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:52,260 Lone Shark. 969 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,000 How did it go, baby? 970 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,060 It's done. 971 00:37:57,780 --> 00:37:59,040 Pardon the loose change. 972 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,360 I didn't bring an envelope. 973 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:03,900 Don't sweat it. 974 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:04,860 Cash is cash. 975 00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:07,920 Spends just fine without an envelope. 976 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,440 You Dojima boys work fast, you cunt. 977 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,100 Sure makes life easier. 978 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:14,640 Okay? 979 00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:16,220 Anyway, here's your cut. 980 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,400 10% as promised. 981 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:18,600 Treating. 982 00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:20,420 Treating. 983 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,000 Okay? 984 00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:23,100 Okay? 985 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:24,840 Here's a little bonus. 986 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:26,200 Whips out his dick. 987 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,360 Sorry, it's early in the afternoon. 988 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,140 I know you don't want to hear that kind of chat. 989 00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:35,620 Getting real Yakuza, yeah? 990 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,380 You're the one doing me a favor here. 991 00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:38,080 Trust me. 992 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:39,260 Still, though. 993 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,500 Look around you, man. 994 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,080 With kids your age 995 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,180 waving 10G bills at cabs, okay? 996 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,460 Proper Yakuza's got to keep up appearances. 997 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:48,600 Treating. 998 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:49,920 Consider it a gift. 999 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:51,460 Commemorate our first job together. 1000 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,640 Take it, you cunt. 1001 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:57,540 Thank you. 1002 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:58,840 Cheers. 1003 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,420 Just don't make my mistake and lend it to an idiot. 1004 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,400 300 grand's a drop in the bucket shirt. 1005 00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:13,060 But if I don't collect it, it sends the wrong message, right? 1006 00:39:14,340 --> 00:39:15,360 I guess so. 1007 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:21,640 Lend money in this town long enough, you'll learn a fucking thing or two, man. 1008 00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:22,200 Okay? 1009 00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:26,220 The world these days, hardly anyone knows what money's worth anymore. 1010 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:31,060 You may not have the book, Schmarts, kid. 1011 00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:34,780 But knowing the street will get you further in life than a fancy degree. 1012 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:36,740 Am I right? 1013 00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:37,440 Okay. 1014 00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:39,800 I really couldn't say. 1015 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,400 Will that be all then, with it? 1016 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,080 Spiders. 1017 00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:44,760 Hey. 1018 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:44,760 Hey. 1019 00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:45,420 Hey. 1020 00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:47,040 Why didn't you come work for me, son? 1021 00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:47,760 Spiders. 1022 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,320 Spiders. 1023 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:54,800 A man with your spider could really rake in the cash, and a lot easier than on a Yakuza payroll. 1024 00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,640 Every meal a feast, every night an orgy, fucking hell. 1025 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,360 And that's just the beginning. 1026 00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:03,580 I love women. 1027 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,380 I'm mad about women. 1028 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,220 I've been married three times. 1029 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,080 I'm infatuated with women. 1030 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,560 It takes a long time to make it as a Yakuza. 1031 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,840 But money's a good shortcut. 1032 00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:17,220 Come work for me, and you'll get places quicker. 1033 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,320 You are a liar. 1034 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,040 Three years ago, I might have taken you up on that offer. 1035 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,380 But once you're a Yakuza, you're a Yakuza. 1036 00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:27,120 No, there's no turning back. 1037 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,820 You are a liar. 1038 00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:30,360 That's your answer then, yeah? 1039 00:40:33,380 --> 00:40:36,720 I wonder if being a Yakuza can lead to a fulfilling life, Pat. 1040 00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:39,780 Heh. 1041 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:41,420 Beats me. 1042 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,580 I've never been a Yakuza, I couldn't tell you. 1043 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,660 Well, call me if you change your mind anyway. 1044 00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:51,520 See you around, dickhead. 1045 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:02,320 Wasted my time, man. 1046 00:41:03,940 --> 00:41:05,020 Wasted my time. 1047 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:13,840 Shit. 1048 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:14,460 I'm missing. 1049 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,180 Oh, fuck. 1050 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:15,820 You're missing. 1051 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:16,980 Oh, there was a shot there. 1052 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,220 I wish I'd have seen it. 1053 00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:20,740 It was titillation. 1054 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:21,820 Fuck. 1055 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,700 You just missed the best part of the game. 1056 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:25,700 You just missed the best part of the game. 1057 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:55,680 So, let's go. 1058 00:41:55,680 --> 00:42:25,660 Let's go. 1059 00:42:25,660 --> 00:42:27,660 Let's go. 1060 00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:29,660 Let's go. 1061 00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:31,660 Let's go. 1062 00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:33,660 Let's go. 1063 00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:34,660 Let's go. 1064 00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:35,660 Let's go. 1065 00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:36,660 Let's go. 1066 00:42:36,660 --> 00:42:37,660 Let's go. 1067 00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:38,660 Let's go. 1068 00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:39,660 Let's go. 1069 00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:40,660 Let's go. 1070 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:41,660 Let's go. 1071 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,660 Let's go. 1072 00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:43,660 Let's go. 1073 00:42:43,660 --> 00:42:44,660 Let's go. 1074 00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:45,660 Let's go. 1075 00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:46,660 Let's go. 1076 00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:47,660 Let's go. 1077 00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:48,660 Let's go. 1078 00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:49,660 Let's go. 1079 00:42:49,660 --> 00:43:06,020 ba ba ba thanks very much for that that's a nice little amount dcnyc how are you today thank you 1080 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:13,740 very much for that you have greatly greatly greatly enhanced your reputation greatly enhanced his 1081 00:43:13,740 --> 00:43:19,080 reputation and you're listening in to me dcnyc so you can say whether i'm right or i'm wrong 1082 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:26,220 it was never your intention for me to end the stream what you wanted was a situation whereby the 1083 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:34,360 stream could continue up and until the next treaty okay hello line four good evening thank you very 1084 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:42,280 much i'm on a flight from jfk to orlando at 9 p.m tonight says dcnyc uh will you keep an eye on the 1085 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:47,160 skies for any dodgy shite going on can't be trusting anyone these days i would love to yeah but i think 1086 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:52,000 there might be a fontaine jab later on i think it might be fontaine doing the rounds 1087 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:58,520 do you know but we'll see what we can do anyway 1088 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:05,660 you are a liar okay thanks very much fuck you deputy stag now let's continue 1089 00:44:05,660 --> 00:44:16,620 this is where nashiki said he'd meet me guess i bet him here 1090 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:35,400 Baba Baba Baba mods 360 no scope any crack I'm just gonna quick glance over the message before I get into the game because I don't want to fuck it up 1091 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,160 Don't fuck it up 1092 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:42,280 Noises, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1093 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,660 Mods, keep the community going 1094 00:44:43,660 --> 00:44:45,700 The mods, we're the ones who set up the Discord 1095 00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,420 Respect the mods, says Doodle Brudel 1096 00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:49,680 Yeah, the Discord is something that 1097 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,460 Ye set up 1098 00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:52,780 I didn't fucking set it up 1099 00:44:52,780 --> 00:44:54,440 Doodle Brudel 1100 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,620 But I've, I made ye mods before 1101 00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:58,200 And that was great, it was great and everything 1102 00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,680 But at the same time 1103 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,840 People were fucking giving out 1104 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,700 Then there was like bad vibes in the chat 1105 00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:05,120 I can't be arsed with that 1106 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,600 There's already an auto-moderation feature which takes out bad words 1107 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,980 Just because someone spelled out the N-word 1108 00:45:10,980 --> 00:45:13,420 In five different messages, six different messages 1109 00:45:13,420 --> 00:45:14,660 Uh 1110 00:45:14,660 --> 00:45:16,880 You know, if that happens 1111 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,360 Just fucking message, say Francis Higgins in the chat 1112 00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:20,580 I'll be able to fucking see it 1113 00:45:20,580 --> 00:45:22,180 I'll get rid of him 1114 00:45:22,180 --> 00:45:24,440 He got nuked, the cunt got nuked anyway 1115 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,940 He got fucking, this is what happened to him 1116 00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:28,100 When I saw that message 1117 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,520 This is what happened to him 1118 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,720 This is the guy who fucking wrote that message 1119 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:39,260 I love women, I'm mad about women 1120 00:45:39,260 --> 00:45:41,080 I've been married three times 1121 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,980 I'm infatuated with women 1122 00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:50,280 I love women, I'm mad about women 1123 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,080 I've been married three times 1124 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,940 I'm infatuated with women 1125 00:45:53,940 --> 00:45:54,860 Fucking disgusting 1126 00:45:54,860 --> 00:45:56,460 I can't believe he'd say that 1127 00:45:56,700 --> 00:46:01,120 I love women, I'm mad about women, I've been married three times 1128 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,940 I'm infatuated with women 1129 00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:05,080 I really fucked up the timing on that one 1130 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:09,180 But look at it, I have kind of an OCD-ish repeat 1131 00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:12,380 It's like Teletubbies, it's like Teletubbies again, again, again, again 1132 00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:15,420 I love seeing the same fucking thing over and over again 1133 00:46:15,420 --> 00:46:23,820 And then I watched one of the streams back and I was like, Jesus man, you were doing, you were playing the clip of Jerry Hannan saying I love women for like seven minutes 1134 00:46:23,820 --> 00:46:30,680 And you were loving it, and as a viewer I got bored after like fucking 20 seconds, so I mean, gotta keep it lit 1135 00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:36,880 But I mean, this is where Nishiki said he'd meet me, so I guess I bet him here 1136 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:42,940 724106, make a note of that in the chat 1137 00:46:42,940 --> 00:46:46,840 Welcome to the saga, this is a brand new saga guys, I'm very excited 1138 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,140 Doesn't look like, it looks a lot cleaner than Shenmue 1139 00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:52,360 Looks like it's not gonna be as funny 1140 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,860 But I mean, we're only two minutes into it, so we'll see 1141 00:46:54,860 --> 00:46:59,100 Also, do you want me to read out the fucking text? 1142 00:46:59,420 --> 00:47:01,580 Or should I just let the text, we read it ourselves? 1143 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,100 May as well have a look around the town and see if I can find him 1144 00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:23,100 Who's this guy? 1145 00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:24,940 Can I clock him? 1146 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:55,280 T22 BC no problem. Someone needs to be on even though I've watched a lot of Francis streams. But 74 thank you very much for the note. Yeah great stuff. Yeah reddit yeah yeah yeah yeah what are they doing? Send it to discord. Yeah yeah great stuff. Great stuff. Great stuff. Great stuff. Great stuff. JackDiss is getting dissed. 1147 00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:25,260 Hi Jeezu. Done. He's Gonzo. Wow. Okay temporary mod because I can't be full. 1148 00:48:25,260 --> 00:48:27,340 with these temporary mods are being made. 1149 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,340 I can't be fucked waiting 1150 00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,540 for people saying that shit. 1151 00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:35,160 But I don't... 1152 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:39,020 Problem... Alright, I... 1153 00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:46,660 There we go. There we go. 1154 00:48:47,220 --> 00:48:49,240 There we go. It was seven minutes of pure 1155 00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:51,380 electricity. Yeah, I... That's 1156 00:48:51,380 --> 00:48:53,160 great, man. Alright, well, I mean, if you say that, 1157 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,060 then I'll keep doing the electric stuff. 1158 00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:57,060 Right, there's two mods made. 1159 00:48:57,420 --> 00:48:59,320 But listen, don't be... 1160 00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,360 If you flash your spanner around, if you're 1161 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,240 whipping out your fucking spanner in the chat 1162 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,480 the whole time, people are gonna start getting on to me 1163 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,500 going, why don't you give me a fucking spanner, man? 1164 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,380 I'm like, listen, you know I don't 1165 00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:11,220 do that. I'm not Julian Assange. 1166 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:12,320 Fuck's sake. 1167 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:21,200 Bit of a fucking 1168 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,380 peep show in here, is it? 1169 00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:23,780 Boudoir. 1170 00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:28,460 I'm focusing on the game 1171 00:49:28,460 --> 00:49:30,040 purely now. I don't want to... 1172 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,100 I won't be looking at that stuff. 1173 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,120 People fucking saying stuff 1174 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,120 that I need to fucking 1175 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,140 ban them for, like, you know? 1176 00:49:39,140 --> 00:49:41,360 I'll come back in a minute when it's been... 1177 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,820 I need to... I need to generate electrical... 1178 00:49:43,820 --> 00:49:45,680 Power. Energy. Create energy. 1179 00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,200 So that you can fucking stick around. 1180 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,680 Primo karma. Thank you very much. 1181 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:53,700 Primo karma. 1182 00:49:54,140 --> 00:49:55,300 And I don't say that lightly. 1183 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,700 And I don't want to retract that statement in the future. 1184 00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:00,020 Okay? Okay? 1185 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:00,200 Okay? 1186 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:00,700 Okay? 1187 00:50:00,700 --> 00:50:01,200 Okay. 1188 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:01,700 treaty. 1189 00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:04,380 Now, I need another fucking... 1190 00:50:04,380 --> 00:50:06,760 set of buttons for my soundboard, man. 1191 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:07,900 There's too many sounds happening. 1192 00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:09,100 Look at this. 1193 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:10,460 Scrap time. 1194 00:50:11,420 --> 00:50:12,220 Put the scrap... 1195 00:50:12,220 --> 00:50:13,420 Sound the scrap alarm. 1196 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,760 Fucking Burberry John there, man. 1197 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:22,960 Burberry Bobo. 1198 00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:26,380 Do they have Burberry over in the Land of Rising Sun, is it? 1199 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:33,200 Eva Palmer. 1200 00:50:34,340 --> 00:50:35,520 Thanks for the hammer. 1201 00:50:37,420 --> 00:50:37,860 247. 1202 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,700 Wanna go to heaven? 1203 00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:42,480 Gonna send these guys to heaven. 1204 00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:44,100 The Burberry gang. 1205 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,500 Gonna send them to hell. 1206 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:46,840 Thanks for the donation. 1207 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,920 Not as active as usual on YouTube, says Primo Karma. 1208 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:52,140 I've been sick, man. 1209 00:50:52,380 --> 00:50:53,820 I've had fucking... 1210 00:50:53,820 --> 00:50:55,760 strep, fucking, throat, fucking... 1211 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:56,980 whatever the fuck you call it, man. 1212 00:50:57,060 --> 00:50:58,200 I'm on the diff lab. 1213 00:50:59,360 --> 00:50:59,560 Okay? 1214 00:50:59,740 --> 00:51:00,940 And you can see through that lid. 1215 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,100 And there's a Burberry... 1216 00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:03,160 Burberry lad. 1217 00:51:04,140 --> 00:51:04,820 Street hooligans. 1218 00:51:05,660 --> 00:51:06,740 Time to get... 1219 00:51:06,740 --> 00:51:07,320 jiggy with it. 1220 00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:09,780 Headbutt. 1221 00:51:10,620 --> 00:51:11,060 Square. 1222 00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:11,780 Crack. 1223 00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:12,500 Smack. 1224 00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:13,720 Backsack and crack. 1225 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:14,880 Fuck yeah. 1226 00:51:15,060 --> 00:51:15,860 One in the chest. 1227 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,100 Two in the chamber, yeah? 1228 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,260 What about a knee or a slap to the jaw? 1229 00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:20,920 What about a fucking... 1230 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,500 crucible to the head box? 1231 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:23,300 The head box? 1232 00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:24,120 Look at this. 1233 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:25,320 Bring it on, man. 1234 00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:26,340 Fast. 1235 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:26,920 Hard. 1236 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:27,760 Painful. 1237 00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:29,100 Demonizing. 1238 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,040 Stop demonizing people. 1239 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,580 So I'm going to fucking pause that and turn the volume down. 1240 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,780 It could be very loud. 1241 00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:38,440 Game volume could be too loud. 1242 00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:38,800 There. 1243 00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:39,600 Okay, let's go. 1244 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:39,980 Let's go. 1245 00:51:40,060 --> 00:51:40,400 Let's go. 1246 00:51:41,400 --> 00:52:08,400 fa fa fa fa fa wa wa cha ca okay press triangle during a combo attack to perform a finishing blowjob that knocks the enemy down the knockdown effect varies depending on the number of times square was pressed okay read the fucking triangle facts press triangle during a square combo 1247 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:26,080 *Bah, bah, bah, ta, ka*! Go back to your fucking dojo man! I've no time for you. The yellow gauge on the top left indicates your health. The game will end if the yellow part is fully depleted. So keep an eye on your health at all times. 1248 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:34,720 Okay. If the gauge flash is red, it means you're in very bad shape. Okay. And should replenish your health immediately. 1249 00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:42,820 treaty dr. dubinstein thank you very much good luck with the throat buddy thanks 1250 00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:48,820 for the stream I'm not doodle brutal you're I'm read the wrong do machine you 1251 00:52:48,820 --> 00:52:54,880 ever see that movie all bellends say no no I haven't dr. dubinstein but thanks 1252 00:52:54,880 --> 00:53:01,240 very much for the all bellend donation I want to I want to say that lightly but 1253 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:05,380 then I want to retract the statement and come back at you know dubinstein and say 1254 00:53:05,380 --> 00:53:15,520 it again thank you heavily don't die man don't ever die you know how we do here we 1255 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:29,280 are living the dream playing the health gauge button you grab an enemy doodle 1256 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:34,020 brutal fucking this is for you man I'm gonna grab an enemy by the lapels this 1257 00:53:34,020 --> 00:53:37,800 is what I want to get doody-brudel and then I can do that no I don't really want 1258 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:43,320 money I want to just want to say thanks I want to grab a hold of your lapels and say 1259 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:55,860 thanks like that yes man I don't want to fucking floor you I would like to fucking do this crack sack 1260 00:53:55,860 --> 00:53:57,860 twat 1261 00:53:57,860 --> 00:53:59,860 fuck wank 1262 00:53:59,860 --> 00:54:01,860 beef 1263 00:54:01,860 --> 00:54:03,860 shit 1264 00:54:03,860 --> 00:54:05,860 fuck you 1265 00:54:05,860 --> 00:54:07,860 your training is now complete 1266 00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:11,860 teach these punks a lesson 1267 00:54:11,860 --> 00:54:13,860 yeah 1268 00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:15,860 ok 1269 00:54:15,860 --> 00:54:17,860 Oliver Hughes thank you very much Oliver Hughes 1270 00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:19,860 hope the new game brings you to 1271 00:54:19,860 --> 00:54:21,860 100k 1272 00:54:21,860 --> 00:54:23,860 I don't know if that'll happen man 100k subscribers 1273 00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:25,860 the new I tell you what will man 1274 00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:27,860 if I start releasing vids 1275 00:54:27,860 --> 00:54:29,860 and I there's no if those 1276 00:54:29,860 --> 00:54:31,860 vids are coming I told you it was going to be one 1277 00:54:31,860 --> 00:54:33,860 this week but I got sick 1278 00:54:37,860 --> 00:54:39,860 thanks for the tip Vincent Brown knows 1279 00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:41,860 what I'm talking about the journalist 1280 00:54:41,860 --> 00:54:43,860 reputation enhancer the 1281 00:54:43,860 --> 00:54:45,860 absolute chancer 1282 00:54:45,860 --> 00:54:47,860 Jackie Brosnan well paid employment 1283 00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:49,860 man greatly enhances reputation 1284 00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:51,860 your training is now complete time to wipe the smirks 1285 00:54:51,860 --> 00:54:53,860 off your opponent's faces 1286 00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:55,860 if you get hit the strike back 1287 00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:57,860 you can strike back right away using square 1288 00:54:57,860 --> 00:54:59,860 triangle circle this is called the resolute 1289 00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:01,860 counter you can gain money by 1290 00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:03,860 knocking down and defeating enemies 1291 00:55:03,860 --> 00:55:05,860 depending on how you do it 1292 00:55:05,860 --> 00:55:07,860 you might get a bonus 1293 00:55:07,860 --> 00:55:17,460 and fuck try a range of different moves all right I'm just now finishing move to 1294 00:55:17,460 --> 00:55:24,860 the fucking box look brain slug to the fucking jaw hop look at all the yen 1295 00:55:24,860 --> 00:55:30,420 final of the pockets man I'm making that yen fly all over the champ whack that 1296 00:55:30,420 --> 00:55:34,800 comes gonna let me to go see the quack in the morning when he wakes up he's all 1297 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:40,560 those bruises on his stupid chin back to Burberry with you man buy a pair of 1298 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:44,720 dunderpants and don't fucking regret it 1299 00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:57,000 Seamus thanks very much you all fucking Seamus in a box Nishiki's after you you 1300 00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:04,560 kept me waiting so long I was beginning to think I'd been stood up Akira Nishi 1301 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:12,320 Nishiki Yama of the donation group that's my line you're late I had to find my way to kill time 1302 00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:20,080 she must be picking fights to kill time is this go get a message be an adult for once and do something with your hair 1303 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,080 I'm not interested 1304 00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:31,840 okay okay okay okay let's get drinking let's get the pice in come on we're going all night tonight okay 1305 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:39,840 Jimmy Shloin fucking what is it Paddy Lashty's in town we're gonna go hard at it tonight 1306 00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:53,600 huh you're only meant to use this once a day so far it's fucking 20 past 20 to 4 I've used it 10 times and that's three four sprays of those 10 times 1307 00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:04,320 Julian Assange in the voice I'd say his health is fucked after being inside that trap he was in 1308 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:13,040 so far so Yakuza a lot of action a lot of action 1309 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:23,120 I'll admit you're finally starting to look apart you make a pretty convincing Yakuza you're done with the collections today right 1310 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:33,120 yeah good that should put Kama-san's mind at ease oh we're back to the San is it hello line four good evening 1311 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:38,080 I don't know about that but I always knew he could do his fight you're the one who's good at the dance 1312 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:48,560 please you see the times we're living in you'd be crazy not to enjoy this bro learn to learn to use your head 1313 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:56,320 once the new year rolls around Kazama-san gets out of prison I'll learn a few new tricks by then 1314 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:05,360 yeah yeah how about we start with those rags you're wearing huh 1315 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:18,480 try sporting a suit that runs 500 grand for us trust me you'll see a world in a whole new light how much is 1316 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:26,480 500 grand 500 000 yen good evening gay have a little look here 1317 00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:36,480 500 000 1318 00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:43,920 yen 1319 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:47,280 in euro 1320 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:53,680 fucking hell hey 1321 00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:02,320 do you know man you get it you get around the world trip and a fucking few easter eggs for that 1322 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:12,160 and there's cons out there spending that on suits and there's people that that would do someone out in the 1323 00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:19,200 the fucking wild west the back of beyond that would do them for life and um not the west but you know what 1324 00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:24,880 i'm on about like and then there's constantly throw that on a suit even if i if i could i wouldn't 1325 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:34,800 you could put that into a new you could get a you could get like three high-end gaming rigs out of that and 1326 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:40,640 and you could do three separate live streams at the same time on different youtube accounts i'd just be 1327 00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:45,600 like going around on the different fucking accounts like playing that one and then talking to them and 1328 00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:50,640 going yeah you listen to this but the mic could still be open on all of the streams so it'd be so confusing 1329 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:55,360 and he'd be like wow did you check out the vipers three stream he was doing fucking three streams last 1330 00:59:55,360 --> 01:00:02,000 night man he's playing yakuza on one fucking san andreas on another and he had a third one open that 1331 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:08,560 was just web videos man it was like a triple pain and you could play i've got three browsers open then hey 1332 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:13,440 three browsers and they had three videos at the same time i was watching three of his streams man 1333 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:20,480 he's fucking doing mighty work out there in the fucking mainframe hey but um four grand for a suit not bad if 1334 01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:25,920 you've got the money why not try it fashion's not my thing besides kazama-san never wore flashy clothes 1335 01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:36,560 you do realize he's the family captain right number two in the whole deejima rock you get to that level you can 1336 01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:44,160 wear any fucking suit you want but the rest of us flashy is part of the biz number two frank mccord that fancy new 1337 01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:50,400 carrier bob was just business yeah yeah and that fancy lighter of mine too which you still haven't 1338 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:57,040 given back you are a liar you want to play the rich guy quit quit being so shy talking but you get what 1339 01:00:57,040 --> 01:01:03,440 i'm saying right you are a liar people see the expensive car the designer jacket your life the gleam the 1340 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:10,080 little dojima pin they pay attention are you kuz is only as good as his fucking image man 1341 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:20,080 if you say so i do say so yeah take your body today these squeaky clean idiots borrowing money to just 1342 01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:26,400 blow it all away on clothes nobody in this town gives a crap about substance or drugs are what you see is 1343 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:37,200 what you get fine i get it already are we off drinking or what are you gonna keep red hell yeah we're drinking 1344 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:44,800 what say we mix things up hit pink street tonight i know a nice little spot over there we're heading to pink 1345 01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:52,480 street boys i love women i love women i'm mad about women i've been married three times i'm infatuated with women 1346 01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:58,240 danda old man thank you very much that through a snickers bar at a taxi yesterday i hope that went well for you 1347 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:05,680 i hope that went well for you i'm infatuated with snickers i love snickers bars 1348 01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:16,640 okay okay r2 follow me okay r2 follow me fontaine san thank you very much sir follow nishikiyama there he is 1349 01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:26,560 situation we've got over here look at this situation i love women i'm mad about women i've been married three 1350 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:38,560 time i'm infatuated with women okay okay okay stay close 1351 01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:50,560 so 1352 01:02:54,560 --> 01:03:03,040 jimmy jesus can you if you just uh can you answer me this uh seagate me old fucking sea sham 1353 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:11,600 can you just uh fucking hide user on channel is that what if you if you have that option then that 1354 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:18,880 means they're shadow banned you don't have to keep going back to cunts do you know thanks for the tip i'll 1355 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:27,360 buy a pint ryan mccardle how the hell are you how the fuck are you man you have been peddling lies thank you 1356 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:33,040 very much for that you are a liar any hot takes on the arachta scandal yesterday love the stream would 1357 01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:39,840 love to have a few pints with you someday yes that will i i imagine will happen if i go on the road 1358 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:46,560 again you've peddled your lies all over the world and uh the other thing is ryan i was literally gonna 1359 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:52,240 literally i hate people who say that i don't know why i'm saying it as if to say it was a lie i was gonna 1360 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:59,040 do the fucking um stream yesterday i had all the windows open uh john delaney's face on the screen 1361 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:07,200 live i was gonna do a live arachta stream but uh then i got a call and i had to fucking leave and 1362 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:09,280 i don't know fucking 1363 01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:13,200 shit admin fucking rubbish and yeah 1364 01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:22,000 plus i'm i'm i'm ill i'm still sick fucking still sick man do you know what i mean i've got a 1365 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:29,600 fucking bad dose of laryngitis a dose of laryngitis okay so i'm i'm having to okay i'm having to laryngite 1366 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:35,680 you laryngite to us pal thanks for the tip i'll buy a pint with that thank you very much mullen 1367 01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:43,680 ryan mccardle thank you very much too and i want to tell you something mullen you've greatly enhanced your 1368 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:50,400 reputation with that donation and and you can see whether i'm right or i'm wrong it was never your 1369 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:56,240 intention to donate what you wanted was a situation whereby you could just watch the game up and until 1370 01:04:56,240 --> 01:05:05,040 the next treaty okay but you did make the donation and therefore it stands you're a man of substance a man 1371 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:16,960 a fucking taste go on come town i don't know it would ruin it the conboys are all right like you 1372 01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:21,280 just want you don't want anyone else ruining that fucking thing and even then i'm sure they would they 1373 01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:28,320 don't even have to get that bad margera one was good he sounds like a nice guy even though he's done a lot of 1374 01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:41,200 fucking daft shit like jackass was cool like the viva labam stuff was a bit fucking no husband but i mean it was it was funny 1375 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:58,480 you know what i mean it's a new order not just any titan stock the luggage 1376 01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:11,520 you gotta learn to chill out and have some fun says nishi yakama okay so we're being broken we're 1377 01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:32,720 being broken in here by nishi yakama what is this a fight 1378 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:40,560 thanks very much mullen and ryan mccardell what is this a fight looks like it 1379 01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:48,320 here we go that's fucking weirdest fight i've ever seen 1380 01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:55,360 this is shenmui piss head style stuff is it come on you're in the way this is live from japan guys 1381 01:06:55,360 --> 01:07:01,040 a live feed from japan hope you're okay and hope you're doing well in the world and spiders and remember 1382 01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:12,960 here we go good evening gang watch your problem bro you got a uh problem we're in the middle of some 1383 01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:18,880 important business hey old man quit talking to those we're not done 1384 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:27,760 who's an old man you snap nose little punk who's a snot these guys need fucking killing 1385 01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:49,680 you know what's happening yeah thanks very much ryan i'm not gonna read these bits because they're 1386 01:07:49,680 --> 01:08:00,400 that's fucking stupid they're completely wasted it's not worth the trouble let's take a different road 1387 01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,600 sure they're not even doing anything anyway 1388 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:12,800 i just need to sober them up a bit with my fish 1389 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:16,560 here we go 1390 01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:24,240 again i can't tell if you're a sadist or a charity worker 1391 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:29,600 have you got a moment for concern how are you lads do you have a moment for 1392 01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:33,760 fucking concern do you imagine there's a game where you're a 1393 01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:38,160 fucking concern charity mugger and you go around asking if you've got a moment for concern and then 1394 01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:43,520 sarah sakuru sakuru sakuru 1395 01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:53,920 but out your butts yes mega zone drunkards 1396 01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:55,920 Hahaha 1397 01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:08,240 His head wow hunter fuck man 1398 01:09:15,860 --> 01:09:17,860 Bam 1399 01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:24,020 Rack a jack back sack who skull fuck? 1400 01:09:30,780 --> 01:09:38,240 Banjo your training is now complete that concludes the explanation of the heat gauge and special moves 1401 01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:45,340 But the two drunkards still need some sobriety bet into them if you take a fighting stance using our one 1402 01:09:46,380 --> 01:09:53,060 With the left analog stick will center around the enemy in front of you. This is effective when you want folks attack on a single enemy, okay? 1403 01:10:02,460 --> 01:10:04,460 Yeah 1404 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,040 Scam 1405 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:16,040 Rack 1406 01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:22,400 His head would be fucked after that. There'd be no way beyond them on the piss after that for a week. I'd say 1407 01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:27,280 Gonzo guy got fucking iced 1408 01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:33,640 Go back go back to the pulp. Hey, and ask them for a chaser and a whiskey sour and 1409 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:37,720 Then another chaser 1410 01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:41,160 And then a Jager shot 1411 01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:50,280 They look pretty clean for lads who've just had their faces smashed into an electricity box. What was I doing here? 1412 01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:54,840 Sounds like that sobered them up must be your delicate touch. I 1413 01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:00,600 Remember watching music videos at the bar then we got to talk about the idols we liked 1414 01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:09,500 Yeah, and then some smart ass started making fun of poor sweet shocko Chan and then my head's srobbin. I can't remember past that 1415 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:15,240 Think you've had enough tonight fuck off 1416 01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:19,080 They should have done the voices in like 1417 01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:22,560 like 1418 01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:27,560 Localized to where you got the game when you bought the game and hopefully we're getting towards the stage where that will happen 1419 01:11:28,220 --> 01:11:32,700 So these guys will have fucking proper bouncer accents 1420 01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:35,980 From you know wherever the fuck you want 1421 01:11:38,060 --> 01:11:40,060 Now getting into no lads 1422 01:11:47,660 --> 01:11:52,060 Now walk you to the train. Oh, thanks. You're an awful considerate for a kid your age 1423 01:11:52,060 --> 01:11:54,060 and 1424 01:12:16,300 --> 01:12:18,300 It is all 1425 01:12:18,580 --> 01:12:23,880 Now we follow Nishikama into the back streets of Japan Japanese land 1426 01:12:25,420 --> 01:12:27,420 What a waste damn shame 1427 01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:38,060 Who's this now Chad Kroger is is Julian Assange has made an appearance he's been released by the police and now he's in the fucking game 1428 01:12:40,100 --> 01:12:42,100 Thanks very much for that 1429 01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:48,600 T22 BC thank you very much for that. I hope you are having a great day in the main frame 1430 01:12:49,380 --> 01:12:51,380 You nice chap 1431 01:12:53,820 --> 01:12:55,820 Thank you very much 1432 01:12:55,820 --> 01:12:57,820 Appreciate it 1433 01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:04,740 Greatly enhanced his reputation T22 BC has greatly enhanced his reputation 1434 01:13:05,900 --> 01:13:08,420 Okay, good evening gay 1435 01:13:08,420 --> 01:13:22,000 You've got a punch like a two-tonguerilla you cunt and you're wishing it on drunks what you think that talent was meant for all that raw fighting prowess? 1436 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:29,200 This guy needs a sleep and a fucking a holiday. It seems he's got a pale old complexion 1437 01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:33,140 He needs to get out in some sunshine and he needs to eat some vegetables 1438 01:13:34,780 --> 01:13:38,940 Look I just helped a couple of guys work off some alcohol. That's it. Yeah 1439 01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:47,880 That's the point that's the problem you want to talk alcohol you're like taking one swig from a vintage bottle and tossing the rest 1440 01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:54,880 Aging foreigner is this guy and it's Julian Assange 1441 01:13:55,880 --> 01:14:04,720 In a few years time Julian Assange now he actually looks better than Julian Assange did an hour and an hour and a half ago when he was being bundled into the van 1442 01:14:06,620 --> 01:14:10,800 Going from the look of you you're a Japanese mafia yeah something like that 1443 01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:16,300 Seems like you're pretty confident in a scrap a real dynamite boy 1444 01:14:17,660 --> 01:14:19,660 You calling me boy? 1445 01:14:20,300 --> 01:14:24,880 Don't get ruffled compared to me you're practically a toddler 1446 01:14:30,980 --> 01:14:36,940 Too much booze is bad for you gramps take care hey now hold up I 1447 01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:44,020 Got one piece of advice for you and I've got a friend waiting for me, too 1448 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:48,940 If you've got something to say make it quick 1449 01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:56,280 Me and the boys used to wreck it when I was your age 1450 01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:01,920 But if you spend all your money playing around you'll need you'll never get strong you got to invest 1451 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,860 Like a gym member membership is this 1452 01:15:05,860 --> 01:15:07,860 Get to the point man 1453 01:15:07,860 --> 01:15:09,860 Get to the point man 1454 01:15:09,860 --> 01:15:11,860 Get to the point man 1455 01:15:11,860 --> 01:15:11,860 Get to the point man 1456 01:15:11,860 --> 01:15:12,860 Get to the point man 1457 01:15:12,860 --> 01:15:13,860 What's this upgrades fighting skill upgrade? 1458 01:15:13,860 --> 01:15:13,860 Get to the point man 1459 01:15:13,860 --> 01:15:15,860 What's this upgrades fighting skill upgrade? 1460 01:15:15,860 --> 01:15:17,860 What's this upgrades fighting skill upgrade? 1461 01:15:17,860 --> 01:15:19,860 Should we just hit this button and see what happens? 1462 01:15:19,860 --> 01:15:21,860 Should we just hit this button and see what happens? 1463 01:15:21,860 --> 01:15:23,860 Heat gauge Phoenix Spirit 1464 01:15:23,860 --> 01:15:25,860 They love the Phoenix out in Japan don't they? 1465 01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:27,860 They love the Phoenix out in Japan don't they? 1466 01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:29,860 They love the Phoenix out in Japan don't they? 1467 01:15:29,860 --> 01:15:31,860 They love the Phoenix out in Japan don't they? 1468 01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:33,860 They love the Phoenix out in Japan don't they? 1469 01:15:40,860 --> 01:15:42,860 So I have 309,000 yen 1470 01:15:42,860 --> 01:15:48,860 So let's spend 30,000 yen on the Phoenix mirror 1471 01:15:48,860 --> 01:16:05,900 mirror slowly rise over time when you are wounded it will only fill up to the 1472 01:16:05,900 --> 01:16:11,480 second bar okay okay let's go 1473 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:16,900 Kamuro shopping center you keep pouring money into yourself and with a little 1474 01:16:16,900 --> 01:16:21,160 training that talent to yours were growing no time how do you put money into 1475 01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:25,600 yourself like like that you can't just spend money on yourself you need to go to 1476 01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:28,360 the gym and train 1477 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:46,620 what a strange old man hey he said I said that before he says what a weird old man what's his deal 1478 01:16:46,620 --> 01:16:54,280 What a strange old man. 1479 01:16:54,380 --> 01:16:56,020 I said that before. 1480 01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:56,600 He said it. 1481 01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:57,500 What a weird old man. 1482 01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:58,260 What's his deal? 1483 01:16:58,940 --> 01:17:00,040 Ready to head out. 1484 01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:01,000 Right. 1485 01:17:06,660 --> 01:17:08,520 Bit of crack out in Japan anyway. 1486 01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:18,520 Spiders. 1487 01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:25,520 Spiders. 1488 01:17:33,980 --> 01:17:35,300 Great city, isn't it? 1489 01:17:35,480 --> 01:17:35,900 Tokyo. 1490 01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:38,020 A lot of nice things happening. 1491 01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:39,120 That guy's fucked. 1492 01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:41,140 A lot of puking though. 1493 01:17:41,940 --> 01:17:44,600 A lot of sick shit going on the streets. 1494 01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:46,400 It's a lot of good city. 1495 01:17:48,460 --> 01:17:48,740 Hmm. 1496 01:17:49,980 --> 01:18:07,260 So we have boos and women in this district. 1497 01:18:07,260 --> 01:18:07,700 Hmm. 1498 01:18:07,700 --> 01:18:09,400 I don't know if you're a bad guy. 1499 01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:11,320 Hmm. 1500 01:18:11,940 --> 01:18:12,620 I've seen it. 1501 01:18:12,620 --> 01:18:17,000 Nishikiyama-kun. 1502 01:18:18,180 --> 01:18:19,040 Here we go. 1503 01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,300 The two blades are here. 1504 01:18:23,460 --> 01:18:25,140 The blades are back in town. 1505 01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:26,860 The blades are back in town. 1506 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:27,320 Boom. 1507 01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:28,840 Boom. 1508 01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:31,880 The blades are back in town. 1509 01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:34,220 Fuck you, Deputy Stike. 1510 01:18:34,660 --> 01:18:35,460 The blade. 1511 01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:38,000 I love women. 1512 01:18:38,420 --> 01:18:39,820 I'm mad about women. 1513 01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:41,640 I've been married three times. 1514 01:18:41,820 --> 01:18:43,500 I'm infatuated with women. 1515 01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:43,540 Oh, I'll show you. 1516 01:18:43,540 --> 01:18:44,040 I'll show you. 1517 01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:46,040 Really? 1518 01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:48,940 What? 1519 01:18:48,940 --> 01:18:49,280 What? 1520 01:18:49,740 --> 01:18:50,640 Do you think I'm afraid of? 1521 01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:52,820 Hmm. 1522 01:18:53,180 --> 01:18:54,060 I want to believe it. 1523 01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:55,580 Jesus. 1524 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:56,880 Don't say that. 1525 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:58,580 Jesus. 1526 01:18:59,320 --> 01:18:59,880 I'll give you a little. 1527 01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:00,380 I'll give you a little. 1528 01:19:01,380 --> 01:19:02,240 I love women. 1529 01:19:02,820 --> 01:19:04,040 I'm mad about women. 1530 01:19:04,300 --> 01:19:05,880 I've been married three times. 1531 01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:07,720 I'm infatuated with women. 1532 01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:07,720 I'm infatuated with women. 1533 01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:07,720 I'm infatuated with women. 1534 01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:07,720 I'm infatuated with women. 1535 01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:07,780 I'm infatuated with women. 1536 01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:07,780 I'm infatuated with women. 1537 01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:07,780 I'm infatuated with women. 1538 01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:08,220 I'm infatuated with women. 1539 01:19:08,220 --> 01:19:08,780 I'm infatuated with women. 1540 01:19:08,780 --> 01:19:09,780 I'm infatuated with women. 1541 01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:13,660 Thank you. 1542 01:19:14,460 --> 01:19:15,900 Thanks for the tape. 1543 01:19:15,900 --> 01:19:17,000 I'll buy a pie. 1544 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:17,520 See you later. 1545 01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:19,020 Steve Jennings. 1546 01:19:20,220 --> 01:19:21,660 Thank you very much, Steve Jennings. 1547 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:24,180 The Japanese year of the Phoenix, is it? 1548 01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:26,540 Do you think this lad would bait Ryu? 1549 01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:27,980 I don't think he would. 1550 01:19:28,460 --> 01:19:33,020 And, um, I don't know how y'all feel about this game so far, compared to Shenmue. 1551 01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:34,380 Should I keep going? 1552 01:19:34,740 --> 01:19:35,500 Could be a saga. 1553 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:38,040 But I like the voices in Shenmue. 1554 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:39,800 The accents and the fucking translations. 1555 01:19:41,180 --> 01:19:42,180 This doesn't have that. 1556 01:19:42,180 --> 01:19:48,020 She hoping to be on money more than I I don't know the journey you carry me a coup de say must be a couple stick 1557 01:19:52,940 --> 01:19:57,280 I'm just a normal to keep you know, not service to sort of a good for the credit 1558 01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:01,680 If you show up with a pack of girls 1559 01:20:02,340 --> 01:20:07,800 You get remembered if you're in this business you gotta have you gotta claw your way up the ladder using any means pass 1560 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:11,680 Thanks very much Steve Jennings 1561 01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:13,680 So 1562 01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:15,680 Me there 1563 01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:21,600 All right, this is please hope you're ready because it's gonna get fucking electric 1564 01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:26,040 Gigi McHugh, how are you? It's class. Okay, I'll keep going I? 1565 01:20:27,660 --> 01:20:35,020 Miss Tom I do as well. He's only a small part of the last game first game, but I mean he was fucking he had such an impression you're digging it so far 1566 01:20:35,860 --> 01:20:37,860 Shushin shushin 1567 01:20:37,860 --> 01:20:39,860 You know you can and 1568 01:20:39,860 --> 01:20:43,280 And shall I do the voices sorry? I didn't read the chat when I asked you before 1569 01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:49,880 Shenmue did have a lot more charms with Michael Murray you're right is this game good? Oh, no, Neil 1570 01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:53,540 It's I don't know you need to fucking make that judgment yourself 1571 01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:58,500 Shall I read the text? 1572 01:21:10,060 --> 01:21:12,060 Shall I read the text? 1573 01:21:18,260 --> 01:21:25,100 I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. 1574 01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:32,580 The pacing is considerably inferior to Shenmue. You were able to talk constant shit about the other game though. 1575 01:21:33,380 --> 01:21:37,480 Yeah, do the voices. Yeah, do the voices. Maybe just do your character's voice. 1576 01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:44,880 Yes, is this a prequel game? Because if I think so. Consider this one. Okay. Improves it greatly. 1577 01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:51,440 Aye, to the reads. Absolutely. Yes, please read the text. Okay. 1578 01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:54,160 That's it. Settled. 1579 01:21:54,160 --> 01:22:06,920 You hammered your mother. And here we go. If you've just tuned in, guys, we got word that Julian Assange was bungled out of the fucking embassy earlier on and he was heard to be screaming something about women. 1580 01:22:07,060 --> 01:22:11,360 We know he's facing sex charges over in fucking Switzerland. 1581 01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:13,800 I love women. Look at this. 1582 01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:21,720 I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. See that? He said, I'm infatuated and it was pointing his finger as well. 1583 01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:28,200 I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. 1584 01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:33,200 Fucking hell. Scary stuff. And that's why you don't want to fucking live in an embassy, man. 1585 01:22:34,340 --> 01:22:35,640 Console fucking break you. 1586 01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:35,680 Yeah. 1587 01:22:39,300 --> 01:22:42,540 Now, how do we do this? Play this game. Pause. 1588 01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:42,540 Pause. 1589 01:22:49,460 --> 01:22:49,860 Yeah. 1590 01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:57,400 Dahio, Homer from Shenmue would liven this up. Remember him. What an absolute legend. Thanks for that. 1591 01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:15,720 And if you hope to get anywhere in this world, you could stand to follow me. Hmm. 1592 01:23:18,940 --> 01:23:24,000 But I guess you're just not the type, huh? 1593 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:29,100 Gonna try and do a mixture of voices here. It could be shit, but I'm just... Let's do it. 1594 01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:33,480 I entered this life chasing after Kazama-san. You know, he's gonna be me. 1595 01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:40,300 You and I were just a couple of orphans, and he took us in. I'll do anything to repay him. 1596 01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:42,780 Oh, no, it's me. Is it me? Am I Kiryu? 1597 01:23:43,860 --> 01:23:48,140 Fuck, I fucked it up. I did someone else's voice for me. It's already getting confusing. 1598 01:23:48,140 --> 01:23:48,360 Yeah. 1599 01:23:49,180 --> 01:23:52,040 You know, maybe you're fine just the way you are, hey. 1600 01:23:53,540 --> 01:23:53,980 Hmm? 1601 01:23:53,980 --> 01:23:54,780 Huh? 1602 01:23:54,780 --> 01:24:03,960 You keep pulling your weight under Kazama-san. Maybe he'll bring with you. When he makes it really big. That's just as legit as an approach as mine. 1603 01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:13,700 Just remember, you're technically not one of Kazama-san's boys. You're in the Dejima family. 1604 01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:24,740 Why'd you figure the old man didn't take Kazama's family main? Sure, the Dejima's family higher up the pecking order, but still... 1605 01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:27,980 Doesn't... 1606 01:24:27,980 --> 01:24:30,240 Doesn't matter, hey. 1607 01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:32,180 I'm sure... 1608 01:24:32,180 --> 01:24:32,660 Oh, fuck. 1609 01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:35,380 You're probably right. 1610 01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:41,100 Okay. 1611 01:24:41,100 --> 01:24:41,100 Anyway. 1612 01:24:41,100 --> 01:24:48,840 That's enough of the serious talk for tonight. Let's get crazy on some karaoke. Come on, fuck. 1613 01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:54,040 Haha. Yeah, okay. I didn't sign up for anything tonight. 1614 01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:55,880 Today, I'm going to be here. 1615 01:25:02,820 --> 01:25:12,360 Karaoke is a rhythm game where you press buttons shown on the screen in time with the song. Simply press the indicated button when the cursor reaches it. 1616 01:25:16,260 --> 01:25:17,920 Number two, Frank McCord. 1617 01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:25,560 Make sure to press the correct buttons at the right time. The better the timing, the more points you'll get. 1618 01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:27,800 You are a liar. 1619 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:32,280 If your timing is really off, it will not count even if you press the correct button. 1620 01:25:32,280 --> 01:25:34,740 That is a total and absolute lie. 1621 01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:43,580 When someone else sings, you can support them with interjections. You can choose either simple or lively interjections. 1622 01:25:43,580 --> 01:25:47,980 Simple interjections offer easier inputs, but you won't get more than 90 points. 1623 01:25:48,620 --> 01:25:54,960 But you must remember, you won't get more than 90 points. For a chance to score more, try lively interjections. 1624 01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:57,620 You've peddled your lines all over the world. 1625 01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:06,040 Sing along, tambourine, maracas, clap. This could be good. This could be good. 1626 01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:21,460 Yeah, I think we're gonna go with back and back a me tight class this is what the hell are we at 1627 01:26:21,460 --> 01:26:23,460 Oh 1628 01:26:23,460 --> 01:26:36,920 I sing for you. Oh, but can't I? 1629 01:26:36,920 --> 01:27:03,920 I love you more. 1630 01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:10,920 Oh, fuck. 1631 01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:17,920 Oh, no. 1632 01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:24,920 Oh, no. 1633 01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:31,920 Oh, no. 1634 01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:38,920 Oh, no. 1635 01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:45,920 Oh, no. 1636 01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:47,920 What the fuck is this? 1637 01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:03,760 What the fuck is this? Sing up my main week? Sing in a pub week? 1638 01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:13,280 Wow 1639 01:28:13,280 --> 01:28:20,800 You've peddled your lies all over the world. You hammered your mother. You are a liar. 1640 01:28:25,440 --> 01:28:28,000 81 hey. It's not bad. 1641 01:28:30,480 --> 01:28:31,920 Karaoke pro baby. 1642 01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:50,400 I like the boom time. I like the boom time. I like the boom time. I like the boom time. 1643 01:28:55,440 --> 01:28:57,760 Entertain yourself 10 times. 1644 01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:26,160 Yeah. Thank you wiki leaks. Sweden dropped the allegations. That's great news. That's 1645 01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:33,520 fucking great news. Still it's a bit strange the way he was shouting that stuff about infatuated with women. 1646 01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:49,280 All that singing worked up in a nap sight. How about we move to the shop for some ramen? 1647 01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:53,120 You're hungry again. I'm still full hey. 1648 01:29:57,120 --> 01:30:00,480 So you can watch me eat. Then. 1649 01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:07,440 Yeah all right fine yeah. All right yeah. 1650 01:30:14,720 --> 01:30:18,780 So far so good 1651 01:30:24,100 --> 01:30:29,160 Very sneak thank you very much shout out to mama dog the Aussie and me all 1652 01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:34,300 I don't know who I look she running. Oh, yeah, I'm a duck our thing 1653 01:30:56,980 --> 01:30:58,980 Another pace head on the streets 1654 01:30:58,980 --> 01:31:05,660 On the streets the back alleys and in Shenmue either was pissed as well. There must be pissed people all over Japan 1655 01:31:25,380 --> 01:31:27,380 6:50 a.m. 1656 01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:31,940 10:00 to 7:00 or more in breakfast time. We still awake 1657 01:31:38,980 --> 01:31:43,340 So you buy me an extra like a large ass quit whining you're gonna watch out 1658 01:31:48,620 --> 01:31:55,220 So with the body of a young male found severely beating in the quiet corner that was your man that was me oh I killed someone 1659 01:31:58,620 --> 01:32:00,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1660 01:32:00,620 --> 01:32:02,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1661 01:32:02,620 --> 01:32:04,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1662 01:32:04,620 --> 01:32:06,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1663 01:32:06,620 --> 01:32:08,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1664 01:32:08,620 --> 01:32:10,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1665 01:32:10,620 --> 01:32:12,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1666 01:32:12,620 --> 01:32:14,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1667 01:32:14,620 --> 01:32:16,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1668 01:32:16,620 --> 01:32:18,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1669 01:32:18,620 --> 01:32:20,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1670 01:32:20,620 --> 01:32:22,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1671 01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:24,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1672 01:32:24,620 --> 01:32:26,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1673 01:32:26,620 --> 01:32:28,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1674 01:32:28,620 --> 01:32:30,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1675 01:32:30,620 --> 01:32:32,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1676 01:32:32,620 --> 01:32:34,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1677 01:32:34,620 --> 01:32:36,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1678 01:32:36,620 --> 01:32:38,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1679 01:32:38,620 --> 01:32:40,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1680 01:32:40,620 --> 01:32:42,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1681 01:32:42,620 --> 01:32:44,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1682 01:32:44,620 --> 01:32:46,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1683 01:32:46,620 --> 01:32:48,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1684 01:32:48,620 --> 01:32:50,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1685 01:32:50,620 --> 01:32:52,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1686 01:32:52,620 --> 01:32:54,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1687 01:32:54,620 --> 01:32:56,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1688 01:32:56,620 --> 01:32:58,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1689 01:32:58,620 --> 01:33:00,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1690 01:33:00,620 --> 01:33:02,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1691 01:33:02,620 --> 01:33:04,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1692 01:33:04,620 --> 01:33:06,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1693 01:33:06,620 --> 01:33:08,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1694 01:33:08,620 --> 01:33:10,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1695 01:33:10,620 --> 01:33:12,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1696 01:33:12,620 --> 01:33:14,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1697 01:33:14,620 --> 01:33:16,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1698 01:33:16,620 --> 01:33:18,620 10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1699 01:33:18,620 --> 01:33:20,620 10:00 a.m. It's him 1700 01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:25,620 10:00 a.m. It's like one of the zombies from Resident Evil 1701 01:33:25,620 --> 01:33:27,620 10:01 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1702 01:33:27,620 --> 01:33:29,620 10:05 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1703 01:33:29,620 --> 01:33:31,620 10:09 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1704 01:33:31,620 --> 01:33:33,620 10:11 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1705 01:33:33,620 --> 01:33:35,620 10:13 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1706 01:33:35,620 --> 01:33:37,620 10:15 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1707 01:33:37,620 --> 01:33:39,620 10:15 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1708 01:33:39,620 --> 01:33:41,620 10:15 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel 1709 01:33:41,620 --> 01:33:48,000 Who is it? HQ? 1710 01:33:49,920 --> 01:33:50,940 High quality? 1711 01:33:51,420 --> 01:33:52,700 Or the headquarters? 1712 01:33:59,700 --> 01:34:01,920 His beeper's going crazy. 1713 01:34:02,440 --> 01:34:04,040 His beeper's going cray-cray. 1714 01:34:05,520 --> 01:34:06,500 Legit cray. 1715 01:34:06,500 --> 01:34:13,060 This is bad, man. 1716 01:34:28,960 --> 01:34:31,840 Advanced kink turned manslaughter. 1717 01:34:32,480 --> 01:34:33,200 Doody-roody. 1718 01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:40,200 Bapani's bad joys. 1719 01:34:53,400 --> 01:34:54,200 Konnichiwa. 1720 01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:54,760 Konnichiwa. 1721 01:34:58,760 --> 01:35:02,600 The stock of Castlegate is cray-cray. 1722 01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:07,580 Rumor has it one of them sold Kazama-san out. 1723 01:35:08,480 --> 01:35:09,340 Wait, what? 1724 01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:15,140 The gambling hall he was running never stayed at the same place, but then they suddenly got hit with the raid. 1725 01:35:15,900 --> 01:35:19,700 The only way that happens is if somebody with family info tips them off. 1726 01:35:19,760 --> 01:35:25,580 The way I heard it, told, is it one of the lieutenants that talked Koozee? 1727 01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:28,400 Fucking Koozee-san. 1728 01:35:28,580 --> 01:35:30,580 Getting a bit cozy with the Koozee-sans. 1729 01:35:30,940 --> 01:35:33,540 You think Koozee sold Kazama-san out to the cops? 1730 01:35:34,540 --> 01:35:36,360 Well, it's not like I have hard proof. 1731 01:35:36,780 --> 01:35:40,780 But you know Koozee's been on a power trip ever since the old man got locked up. 1732 01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:42,240 And that's where there's smoke. 1733 01:35:44,760 --> 01:35:45,960 Either way, hey. 1734 01:35:46,320 --> 01:35:48,480 I've no choice but to call him back. 1735 01:35:50,060 --> 01:35:50,460 Yeah. 1736 01:35:50,960 --> 01:35:51,700 I guess not. 1737 01:35:53,580 --> 01:35:54,060 Alright. 1738 01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:55,720 Head on. 1739 01:35:56,720 --> 01:35:58,080 Let's see if I can get some advice. 1740 01:35:59,080 --> 01:35:59,480 Cheers. 1741 01:36:04,040 --> 01:36:04,480 Yeah. 1742 01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:06,440 Michael C. 1743 01:36:06,620 --> 01:36:07,420 Thank you very much. 1744 01:36:07,960 --> 01:36:11,340 I've seen some picture of a Japanese painting on your streams before. 1745 01:36:11,640 --> 01:36:13,900 Is it something to do with the album Pinkerton by Weezer? 1746 01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:15,760 I think that's the album cover, yeah. 1747 01:36:16,440 --> 01:36:20,760 It was done by some block painting man out in Japan. 1748 01:36:22,060 --> 01:36:23,840 Fucking Ishiguro or something. 1749 01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:30,920 I believe it's on display in a gallery in Manchester. 1750 01:36:31,820 --> 01:36:32,180 England. 1751 01:36:33,380 --> 01:36:34,800 Or as it's known in France. 1752 01:36:35,220 --> 01:36:35,820 Angleterre. 1753 01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:40,360 I've got to call the Jima Family HQ. 1754 01:36:40,660 --> 01:36:42,520 There should be a payphone around here. 1755 01:36:46,140 --> 01:36:47,500 Thanks very much, Michael C. 1756 01:36:52,020 --> 01:36:52,720 Daytime now. 1757 01:36:53,300 --> 01:36:54,260 I'll have to find a payphone. 1758 01:36:55,440 --> 01:36:57,300 Do they still have payphones out in Japan? 1759 01:36:58,740 --> 01:37:00,880 Even though they fucking wrote the book. 1760 01:37:01,720 --> 01:37:01,940 Yeah. 1761 01:37:02,120 --> 01:37:02,780 On technology. 1762 01:37:03,840 --> 01:37:05,480 Prime grilled parsnips. 1763 01:37:05,960 --> 01:37:07,320 What are we playing here, Mr. Higgins? 1764 01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:08,760 Super Mario Shenmue job. 1765 01:37:09,080 --> 01:37:10,160 Got it in one, brother. 1766 01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:11,700 Thanks very much. 1767 01:37:13,020 --> 01:37:14,780 Better call the family office now. 1768 01:37:15,500 --> 01:37:16,940 The family are going to be scared for me. 1769 01:37:17,160 --> 01:37:18,520 They don't know where I am. 1770 01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:24,960 Do you remember the pain of ringing the phones in fucking Shenmue, man? 1771 01:37:24,960 --> 01:37:27,340 Having to remember numbers and then say, 1772 01:37:27,460 --> 01:37:29,440 Mother Dragon, Earth, Wind and Fire. 1773 01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:32,080 Yeah. 1774 01:37:33,080 --> 01:37:33,980 Kate Vitulo. 1775 01:37:34,920 --> 01:37:35,820 Thanks very much. 1776 01:37:37,820 --> 01:37:39,220 I think Fontaine's going to be on later. 1777 01:37:39,360 --> 01:37:39,540 Yeah. 1778 01:37:52,260 --> 01:37:52,760 Okay. 1779 01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:53,820 Got it. 1780 01:37:55,440 --> 01:37:58,200 So I'm a lieutenant in the Yakuza family, apparently. 1781 01:37:58,580 --> 01:38:00,080 This is the way it goes. 1782 01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:03,280 Promoted. 1783 01:38:04,600 --> 01:38:08,020 I guess I better take a taxi to the Jijima family headquarters. 1784 01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:11,360 Go to the Jijima family headquarters. 1785 01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:22,300 He was doing that in Shenmue. 1786 01:38:22,300 --> 01:38:25,220 Remember the lad outside the fucking shop was practicing his swing. 1787 01:38:25,880 --> 01:38:26,480 Muscle memory. 1788 01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:28,320 Muscle memory. 1789 01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:29,620 Yeah. 1790 01:38:30,760 --> 01:38:31,580 Muscle memory. 1791 01:38:32,320 --> 01:38:33,140 Thanks, Krogoski. 1792 01:38:33,600 --> 01:38:35,300 Watch out for the Jijima boys. 1793 01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:36,160 Right. 1794 01:38:36,240 --> 01:38:36,500 I will. 1795 01:38:38,640 --> 01:38:39,780 Thanks for the heads up. 1796 01:38:40,940 --> 01:38:41,560 Yuku-san. 1797 01:38:50,220 --> 01:38:50,620 Hooligans. 1798 01:38:52,060 --> 01:38:52,420 Hooligans. 1799 01:38:52,420 --> 01:38:52,500 Hooligans. 1800 01:39:02,380 --> 01:39:02,940 Fuck. 1801 01:39:02,940 --> 01:39:05,400 bingo 1802 01:39:05,400 --> 01:39:07,900 look at that lad 1803 01:39:07,900 --> 01:39:10,980 turned up wearing the wrong gear 1804 01:39:10,980 --> 01:39:15,960 hooligans 1805 01:39:15,960 --> 01:39:21,320 fucking uppercut 1806 01:39:21,320 --> 01:39:21,820 dead 1807 01:39:21,820 --> 01:39:25,040 he'd want to be careful there would be another death on the news 1808 01:39:25,040 --> 01:39:26,980 he's not human 1809 01:39:26,980 --> 01:39:32,320 death in the attic 1810 01:39:32,320 --> 01:39:38,680 I gotta say I'm really enjoying Tokyo at the moment 1811 01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:40,760 looks like a great place to be 1812 01:39:40,760 --> 01:39:44,320 and if you've got the right connections 1813 01:39:44,320 --> 01:39:45,780 then you're gonna go far 1814 01:39:45,780 --> 01:39:47,900 you're gonna be able to deal with everything that's wrong 1815 01:39:47,900 --> 01:39:48,660 in society 1816 01:39:48,660 --> 01:39:51,020 street hooligans, drunkards 1817 01:39:51,020 --> 01:39:52,980 bad cunts 1818 01:39:52,980 --> 01:39:57,080 bad cunts, bad cunts 1819 01:39:57,080 --> 01:39:58,040 what you gonna do 1820 01:39:58,040 --> 01:39:59,940 what you gonna do when they come for you 1821 01:39:59,940 --> 01:40:01,700 bad cunts, bad cunts, what you gonna do 1822 01:40:01,700 --> 01:40:04,140 what you gonna do when they come for you 1823 01:40:04,140 --> 01:40:08,060 bad cunts, bad cunts, what you gonna do when they come for you? 1824 01:40:08,060 --> 01:40:12,140 bad cunts, bad cunts, what you gonna do when they come for you? 1825 01:40:12,140 --> 01:40:16,060 bad cunts, bad cunts, what you gonna do when they come for you? 1826 01:40:16,060 --> 01:40:20,060 bad cunts, bad cunts, what you gonna do when they come for you? 1827 01:40:20,060 --> 01:40:30,440 Now we're on the way to the Dejima family. 1828 01:40:31,320 --> 01:40:32,920 The Dejimas are after you. 1829 01:40:33,700 --> 01:40:34,920 Do you know your man Dejima? 1830 01:40:35,240 --> 01:40:37,040 From the fucking Tojo clan. 1831 01:40:37,740 --> 01:40:38,020 Yeah. 1832 01:40:38,660 --> 01:40:40,540 He was spreading shite about you up the town. 1833 01:40:41,140 --> 01:40:43,460 Saying you're no Yakuza for some Yakuza. 1834 01:40:44,420 --> 01:40:47,080 You're a Yakuza in name only, con't. 1835 01:40:47,080 --> 01:40:52,680 Do you know the Yakuza sands from Castle Bar? 1836 01:40:54,440 --> 01:40:55,980 They're live streaming now, yeah. 1837 01:41:02,500 --> 01:41:03,820 Prime grilled parsnips. 1838 01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:05,060 It is Yakuza, yeah. 1839 01:41:05,160 --> 01:41:06,400 Yakuza 0 something. 1840 01:41:06,580 --> 01:41:08,820 It's the remastered version of an old Yakuza game. 1841 01:41:09,100 --> 01:41:09,900 Never played them. 1842 01:41:10,460 --> 01:41:12,080 Don't know what I'm letting myself in for. 1843 01:41:13,280 --> 01:41:14,120 Could be shit. 1844 01:41:14,120 --> 01:41:17,800 Ishiguro. 1845 01:41:18,480 --> 01:41:19,520 Look at these guys. 1846 01:41:20,600 --> 01:41:22,100 Schlabbing around the place. 1847 01:41:22,620 --> 01:41:24,120 Nice marble tables. 1848 01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:26,120 Oh 1849 01:41:38,560 --> 01:41:40,560 Oh 1850 01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:42,560 Oh 1851 01:41:42,560 --> 01:41:44,560 Oh 1852 01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:46,560 Oh 1853 01:41:46,560 --> 01:41:48,560 Oh 1854 01:41:58,560 --> 01:42:06,560 You have the lieutenants of the Jijima family all lined up taking time out to see you. I assume you know why 1855 01:42:08,560 --> 01:42:12,560 Kishishibusawa lieutenant of the dojima family 1856 01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:16,560 This has to do with the body they found does it? 1857 01:42:16,560 --> 01:42:18,560 Yakuzaaaa 1858 01:42:18,560 --> 01:42:20,560 Thanks very much for that 1859 01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:22,560 Yo Yakuza in a box 1860 01:42:24,560 --> 01:42:26,560 So that was you 1861 01:42:26,560 --> 01:42:30,560 So much for getting in some golf today 1862 01:42:30,560 --> 01:42:32,560 Yakuza 1863 01:42:32,560 --> 01:42:34,560 Hiraki Awano 1864 01:42:34,560 --> 01:42:36,560 Lieutenant of the dojima family 1865 01:42:36,560 --> 01:42:38,560 Hey 1866 01:42:38,560 --> 01:42:40,560 Hey 1867 01:42:40,560 --> 01:42:42,560 You got a call from that loan shark you were collecting for hey 1868 01:42:42,560 --> 01:42:44,560 The loan shark 1869 01:42:46,560 --> 01:42:48,560 Tohko credit 1870 01:42:50,560 --> 01:42:54,560 Ah this cunt the guy in the car pack cocks you act 1871 01:42:54,560 --> 01:42:56,560 You know 1872 01:42:56,560 --> 01:42:58,560 I'm 1873 01:42:58,560 --> 01:42:58,560 I'm 1874 01:42:58,560 --> 01:43:00,560 I'm 1875 01:43:00,560 --> 01:43:02,560 I'm 1876 01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:29,720 So the Japanese have a lot of honor. 1877 01:43:29,720 --> 01:43:31,280 They have an honor system. 1878 01:43:31,440 --> 01:43:32,200 It goes like this. 1879 01:43:32,620 --> 01:43:33,240 How are you now? 1880 01:43:33,500 --> 01:43:34,340 Sorry about that. 1881 01:43:35,660 --> 01:43:38,340 And if you do that, you can avenge people's deaths. 1882 01:43:38,440 --> 01:43:48,540 You can apologize or realize any sort of dream or nightmare that has come forward or have come forward with any information whatsoever. 1883 01:43:49,440 --> 01:43:54,480 And it all goes back to the Tang Dynasty, which is actually a Chinese dynasty. 1884 01:43:54,880 --> 01:43:55,700 And stay with me now. 1885 01:43:55,700 --> 01:43:59,200 The Tang Dynasty invented this. 1886 01:44:01,080 --> 01:44:16,160 And that was then transformed into Japanese, translated in 1612, I think it was, by the Sayonara district people who invented this one. 1887 01:44:17,160 --> 01:44:17,480 Cheers. 1888 01:44:17,840 --> 01:44:18,140 Thanks. 1889 01:44:18,480 --> 01:44:20,240 Five, nine, six, seven, two. 1890 01:44:21,540 --> 01:44:22,100 RAT! 1891 01:44:22,620 --> 01:44:26,820 And you say rat at the end, which is a noble creature in that culture. 1892 01:44:27,200 --> 01:44:29,380 And then you have apologized. 1893 01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:30,900 Everything is fine again. 1894 01:44:31,180 --> 01:44:35,640 And you also have to bow down and kneel when you're eating soup. 1895 01:44:35,640 --> 01:44:35,660 And you also have to bow down and kneel when you're eating soup. 1896 01:44:35,660 --> 01:45:05,640 And you're eating soup. 1897 01:45:05,640 --> 01:45:08,300 Kevin Farrell. 1898 01:45:08,300 --> 01:45:08,740 That's right. 1899 01:45:08,740 --> 01:45:09,100 That's right. 1900 01:45:15,100 --> 01:45:21,420 Kevin Farrell. 1901 01:45:21,420 --> 01:45:22,300 Yeah, you're right as well. 1902 01:45:22,380 --> 01:45:25,460 Another one in Yakuza territory. 1903 01:45:25,620 --> 01:45:27,980 Yakuza, what, how should I say this? 1904 01:45:28,640 --> 01:45:31,220 Yakuza culture is the Boku dosanki man. 1905 01:45:31,340 --> 01:45:32,340 The Boku dosanki man. 1906 01:45:32,600 --> 01:45:36,000 Which is the Yusuf Indor deluxe package deal. 1907 01:45:36,260 --> 01:45:38,060 Which comes out of the woodwork like this. 1908 01:45:41,640 --> 01:45:43,560 Boku dosanki man. 1909 01:45:44,680 --> 01:45:47,340 You know, you've done someone harm in Japan. 1910 01:45:48,160 --> 01:45:50,500 There was a lot of harm done to a man in Japan. 1911 01:45:51,440 --> 01:45:52,260 One of the days. 1912 01:45:52,620 --> 01:45:54,720 I think by Yusuf Indor. 1913 01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:57,640 Who was the French Algerian fella. 1914 01:45:58,260 --> 01:46:01,020 And he accidentally kicked the shit out of a noodle vendor. 1915 01:46:01,720 --> 01:46:03,640 It was only meant to give him a grease and over. 1916 01:46:03,760 --> 01:46:05,040 But he fucking killed the cunt. 1917 01:46:05,640 --> 01:46:07,040 Ended up in E&R. 1918 01:46:07,220 --> 01:46:09,200 With one of those chest pads going clear. 1919 01:46:10,780 --> 01:46:12,000 Couldn't revive the fucker. 1920 01:46:12,380 --> 01:46:14,300 So that was the last noodle he ever dished out. 1921 01:46:15,180 --> 01:46:18,940 But Yusuf managed to get off on manslaughter charges. 1922 01:46:19,380 --> 01:46:22,420 When he was put in front of the Japanese judge. 1923 01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:25,260 Who went by the name J.J. Okacha. 1924 01:46:26,560 --> 01:46:28,420 And also played for Bolton. 1925 01:46:29,620 --> 01:46:31,860 Yusuf went up in front of the fucking Okacha. 1926 01:46:32,240 --> 01:46:33,420 In the houses of parliament. 1927 01:46:33,700 --> 01:46:34,440 And went like this. 1928 01:46:34,440 --> 01:46:41,060 Buku dosanki man. 1929 01:46:44,740 --> 01:46:45,820 Ended up getting off. 1930 01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:46,980 Picking litter. 1931 01:46:47,240 --> 01:46:48,500 For two weeks community service. 1932 01:46:48,740 --> 01:46:49,400 That's what he got. 1933 01:46:49,700 --> 01:46:50,600 And that's the Japanese. 1934 01:46:50,880 --> 01:46:51,900 And I want to tell you something. 1935 01:46:52,700 --> 01:46:55,200 Don't go there with expectations of grandeur. 1936 01:46:55,620 --> 01:46:56,220 Go there. 1937 01:46:56,600 --> 01:46:57,260 With honor. 1938 01:46:57,600 --> 01:46:58,400 And respect. 1939 01:46:59,020 --> 01:47:01,080 And then you will be dished out the same too. 1940 01:47:01,080 --> 01:47:25,020 This wouldn't happen to be a case of Captain Kazama pulling the strings would it? 1941 01:47:25,020 --> 01:47:37,440 Japanese judge J.J. Okacha's after you. 1942 01:47:38,660 --> 01:47:39,540 Sean Oshinakta. 1943 01:47:46,120 --> 01:47:47,340 Why'd you pick that lot? 1944 01:47:48,300 --> 01:47:50,480 And where did you get the piece? 1945 01:47:50,680 --> 01:47:51,880 Did he give you that too? 1946 01:47:52,120 --> 01:47:52,920 I didn't have a piece. 1947 01:47:53,020 --> 01:47:54,280 I just fucking decked the cunt. 1948 01:47:55,900 --> 01:47:56,300 Piece? 1949 01:47:56,800 --> 01:47:57,840 What are you talking about? 1950 01:47:57,940 --> 01:47:58,520 I slapped him. 1951 01:47:58,780 --> 01:47:59,540 I don't have a gun. 1952 01:48:13,540 --> 01:48:14,340 Yeah. 1953 01:48:15,400 --> 01:48:16,600 Old man Assange. 1954 01:48:16,680 --> 01:48:17,360 Thanks very much. 1955 01:48:17,520 --> 01:48:18,020 Punished. 1956 01:48:18,280 --> 01:48:19,780 Punished Assange. 1957 01:48:19,940 --> 01:48:21,100 Punished Snake. 1958 01:48:22,240 --> 01:48:23,100 Punished Van. 1959 01:48:23,460 --> 01:48:24,560 Julian Avenge. 1960 01:48:24,760 --> 01:48:25,300 Avenge. 1961 01:48:25,380 --> 01:48:26,660 We must avenge his fucking... 1962 01:48:27,780 --> 01:48:28,800 His dojo. 1963 01:48:29,800 --> 01:48:30,280 Someone... 1964 01:48:30,280 --> 01:48:34,740 Julian Assange got fucking slapped inside his dojo last night. 1965 01:48:35,400 --> 01:48:36,640 And he was like this. 1966 01:48:38,640 --> 01:48:39,640 I love women. 1967 01:48:39,640 --> 01:48:39,660 I love women. 1968 01:48:40,200 --> 01:48:41,460 I'm mad about women. 1969 01:48:41,820 --> 01:48:43,300 I've been married three times. 1970 01:48:43,500 --> 01:48:45,180 I'm infatuated with women. 1971 01:48:45,840 --> 01:48:46,880 I love women. 1972 01:48:47,480 --> 01:48:48,680 I'm mad about women. 1973 01:48:49,020 --> 01:48:50,500 I've been married three times. 1974 01:48:50,700 --> 01:48:52,380 I'm infatuated with women. 1975 01:48:52,520 --> 01:48:53,000 There we go. 1976 01:48:53,060 --> 01:48:53,760 It's all you need to know. 1977 01:48:53,760 --> 01:48:54,460 One more. 1978 01:48:54,980 --> 01:48:56,200 I'm mad about women. 1979 01:48:56,520 --> 01:48:58,040 I've been married three times. 1980 01:48:58,200 --> 01:48:59,880 I'm infatuated with women. 1981 01:48:59,980 --> 01:49:01,300 That's all you need to know people. 1982 01:49:01,420 --> 01:49:03,940 Because you won't get that on fucking news. 1983 01:49:04,020 --> 01:49:06,160 RTE, BBC, CNN, Fox. 1984 01:49:06,260 --> 01:49:07,160 Whatever the hell you... 1985 01:49:07,160 --> 01:49:09,100 Whatever way you want to skin that apple. 1986 01:49:09,160 --> 01:49:10,440 You're not going to get that truth. 1987 01:49:11,020 --> 01:49:11,920 But that's what I heard. 1988 01:49:12,000 --> 01:49:12,660 That's what I saw. 1989 01:49:12,740 --> 01:49:14,020 And that's what I'm going to fucking tell you. 1990 01:49:14,040 --> 01:49:15,200 I'm going to repeat it to you. 1991 01:49:24,980 --> 01:49:27,740 I roughed him up with the bare hands. 1992 01:49:27,840 --> 01:49:28,500 That's the truth. 1993 01:49:28,640 --> 01:49:30,180 Seven seconds away, Jab. 1994 01:49:34,400 --> 01:49:40,980 No matter what happened, I didn't shoot the cunt. 1995 01:49:42,080 --> 01:49:43,460 So says the accused. 1996 01:49:44,300 --> 01:49:45,660 And what say we all? 1997 01:49:46,420 --> 01:49:48,180 I think the load is shite, man. 1998 01:49:48,580 --> 01:49:50,340 And you're trying to worm your way out. 1999 01:49:51,080 --> 01:49:54,140 Who the fuck bothers the frame of no one like you? 2000 01:49:54,140 --> 01:49:56,860 Oh, listen. 2001 01:49:57,180 --> 01:49:59,340 I'm only going to ask you one more time, eh? 2002 01:49:59,600 --> 01:50:02,060 Why start up trouble there, old person, eh? 2003 01:50:02,840 --> 01:50:05,000 Why are you fucking wondering without a person, man? 2004 01:50:06,060 --> 01:50:08,180 That's what the loan shark told me to do, Pat. 2005 01:50:08,440 --> 01:50:12,840 He said he'd call the fucking Merck so I could teach him a lesson and collect the cash. 2006 01:50:16,360 --> 01:50:17,920 That's the whole truth. 2007 01:50:19,920 --> 01:50:20,360 Yeah. 2008 01:50:21,860 --> 01:50:26,500 Then it sounds like we'll need to ask the loan shark a few questions. 2009 01:50:27,120 --> 01:50:32,020 Still, doesn't change the fact that one of our boys was involved in the killing. 2010 01:50:32,580 --> 01:50:36,500 And in that lot, on top of it all, eh, eh, eh. 2011 01:50:36,580 --> 01:50:39,820 This is going to have repercussions on the project. 2012 01:50:42,700 --> 01:50:44,460 What do you think, Kazooie? 2013 01:50:45,400 --> 01:50:46,160 Banjo-Kazooie. 2014 01:50:46,740 --> 01:50:48,480 Only one possible answer, hey. 2015 01:50:51,120 --> 01:50:52,880 I'm doing great work on the voices, actually. 2016 01:50:53,420 --> 01:50:54,460 If I say so myself. 2017 01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:55,960 Bit of a scratch underneath. 2018 01:50:56,060 --> 01:50:56,640 Need to shave. 2019 01:50:57,040 --> 01:50:58,800 Nothing too fucking much that I can handle. 2020 01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:00,360 But a lot that I can handle now. 2021 01:51:00,840 --> 01:51:02,640 I can't fucking shave and play the game at the same time. 2022 01:51:03,700 --> 01:51:04,720 Want to tell you something else. 2023 01:51:05,080 --> 01:51:08,420 This cunt, he's going to get his fucking ass handed to him in Japan. 2024 01:51:08,800 --> 01:51:09,560 Because he lives there. 2025 01:51:09,680 --> 01:51:10,900 Tokyo, to be precise. 2026 01:51:11,380 --> 01:51:12,760 The Shibuyu district. 2027 01:51:19,260 --> 01:51:22,300 Johnson's wireless printer. 2028 01:51:22,420 --> 01:51:23,220 Thank you very much. 2029 01:51:23,340 --> 01:51:24,020 Been a while. 2030 01:51:24,360 --> 01:51:24,980 It has, man. 2031 01:51:25,940 --> 01:51:26,720 I'm still sick. 2032 01:51:27,020 --> 01:51:28,160 But I'm fucking doing... 2033 01:51:28,160 --> 01:51:29,200 I'm trying to do my best. 2034 01:51:29,440 --> 01:51:30,560 I can feel the fucking... 2035 01:51:30,560 --> 01:51:31,380 It's cuntish. 2036 01:51:31,760 --> 01:51:32,440 It's cuntish. 2037 01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:36,600 Yeah. 2038 01:51:38,040 --> 01:51:40,340 The place they found your dead guy in. 2039 01:51:41,160 --> 01:51:42,940 It's a complicated spot. 2040 01:51:43,500 --> 01:51:44,760 The empty lot, they call it. 2041 01:51:44,760 --> 01:51:51,800 Your rank and file kids probably don't know. 2042 01:51:52,360 --> 01:51:57,180 But the boss gave direct order to the three of us in the Dojima lieutenant site. 2043 01:51:58,140 --> 01:52:00,920 He wants that empty lot by any means necessary. 2044 01:52:03,920 --> 01:52:05,260 An empty lot, is it? 2045 01:52:07,640 --> 01:52:11,620 That pleasure district's packed so tight, you couldn't fit a pin through it. 2046 01:52:12,140 --> 01:52:13,320 Save one hole. 2047 01:52:15,440 --> 01:52:17,140 The boss wants the land. 2048 01:52:18,060 --> 01:52:20,480 He's applied to the council for planning permission. 2049 01:52:21,180 --> 01:52:23,940 And when the boss wants something, it's their job to make he gets it. 2050 01:52:24,320 --> 01:52:25,240 Make he gets it, hey. 2051 01:52:30,280 --> 01:52:31,200 But no. 2052 01:52:31,860 --> 01:52:34,040 That patch has become a murder scene, hey. 2053 01:52:35,960 --> 01:52:40,920 That kind of attention makes it a lot fucking harder for us to make a move on the land, like. 2054 01:52:42,600 --> 01:52:45,100 You see our problem now, like. 2055 01:52:45,200 --> 01:52:46,020 Do you know what I mean? 2056 01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:47,360 Do you know what I mean? 2057 01:52:48,780 --> 01:52:51,120 What's that got to do with Kazama-san, hey? 2058 01:52:54,780 --> 01:52:56,700 There's another thing about that, hey. 2059 01:52:58,680 --> 01:53:03,040 Whoever delivers it to Dojima gets one hell of a prize for his trouble. 2060 01:53:04,460 --> 01:53:04,840 Prize? 2061 01:53:06,120 --> 01:53:06,600 Yeah. 2062 01:53:07,300 --> 01:53:08,820 Kazama-san's seat. 2063 01:53:09,480 --> 01:53:10,600 Now that he's gone. 2064 01:53:11,500 --> 01:53:13,380 Next captain of the Dojima family. 2065 01:53:13,980 --> 01:53:15,000 Do you know what I mean? 2066 01:53:17,180 --> 01:53:22,300 So that little scrap of land is a lot more than just an empty lot to us lieutenants, hey. 2067 01:53:22,300 --> 01:53:32,580 At first I figured this was Kazama using you to try and make life harder for us. 2068 01:53:35,800 --> 01:53:41,260 But judging by the look on your face, I get the feeling you had no idea, hey. 2069 01:53:42,040 --> 01:53:43,280 Hold on a minute though. 2070 01:53:44,040 --> 01:53:46,340 You're fighting for Kazama-san's seat, yeah? 2071 01:53:47,280 --> 01:53:48,380 Where does that leave him? 2072 01:53:51,900 --> 01:53:53,560 It beats the fuck out of me. 2073 01:53:54,180 --> 01:53:55,400 He's not much of a captain. 2074 01:53:56,020 --> 01:53:57,340 If he's in prison, no. 2075 01:53:57,680 --> 01:53:59,180 When the family really needs him. 2076 01:54:00,160 --> 01:54:02,620 Not to mention the sweet little kid he raised. 2077 01:54:03,060 --> 01:54:04,760 Went and knocked off a civilian. 2078 01:54:10,240 --> 01:54:12,080 There's protocols for that, man. 2079 01:54:13,540 --> 01:54:15,120 I had nothing to do with it, hey. 2080 01:54:15,560 --> 01:54:17,300 And besides, I didn't kill the fucker. 2081 01:54:17,600 --> 01:54:19,340 I just slapped his face. 2082 01:54:21,500 --> 01:54:23,960 Tell it to the cops. 2083 01:54:24,280 --> 01:54:25,580 Tell it to the guards, man. 2084 01:54:27,860 --> 01:54:31,440 Not that they're gonna make time to hear a yakuza after all I mean. 2085 01:54:36,780 --> 01:54:39,680 Turn yourself in by the end of the fucking day, man. 2086 01:54:40,420 --> 01:54:45,080 And remember, leave your little finger behind. 2087 01:54:45,220 --> 01:54:45,960 You're a yakuza. 2088 01:54:46,100 --> 01:54:49,540 When you say goodbye to the boss, you gotta do it right, man. 2089 01:54:51,880 --> 01:54:52,400 Good luck. 2090 01:54:52,840 --> 01:54:53,580 See you later, Jan. 2091 01:54:54,040 --> 01:54:54,400 Bye-bye. 2092 01:55:00,880 --> 01:55:02,200 Wow, what a scene. 2093 01:55:02,200 --> 01:55:03,720 What a fucking scene, man. 2094 01:55:04,940 --> 01:55:07,280 What an absolute Japanese classic. 2095 01:55:09,620 --> 01:55:10,680 Thanks for the tip. 2096 01:55:10,940 --> 01:55:12,200 I'll buy a pint with that. 2097 01:55:12,260 --> 01:55:13,440 That, you're in your element. 2098 01:55:14,500 --> 01:55:15,200 Gas crack. 2099 01:55:15,280 --> 01:55:16,100 Thanks very much, Red. 2100 01:55:16,280 --> 01:55:17,100 Thank you very much. 2101 01:55:17,560 --> 01:55:18,260 I appreciate it. 2102 01:55:19,340 --> 01:55:20,520 It's very nice of you. 2103 01:55:21,320 --> 01:55:23,580 It looks like that loan shark set me up. 2104 01:55:26,080 --> 01:55:27,300 No shit, Sherlock. 2105 01:55:27,800 --> 01:55:28,400 There he is. 2106 01:55:28,460 --> 01:55:28,860 Look at him. 2107 01:55:29,180 --> 01:55:30,420 Bad face on him, Pat. 2108 01:55:30,660 --> 01:55:31,800 There's his face. 2109 01:55:32,160 --> 01:55:33,100 Sarah Feingold. 2110 01:55:33,620 --> 01:55:34,180 That's... 2111 01:55:34,180 --> 01:55:36,620 And you can see there, there's still a bit of fine... 2112 01:55:36,620 --> 01:55:38,960 Fine gold in the sky there. 2113 01:55:40,060 --> 01:55:41,300 Thanks very much, Feingold. 2114 01:55:44,460 --> 01:55:47,520 Fine bit of gold you're laying down into the stream there. 2115 01:55:48,360 --> 01:55:49,820 I don't know what the game is. 2116 01:55:49,900 --> 01:55:50,920 Hey, boy. 2117 01:55:51,560 --> 01:55:52,200 Aging foreigner. 2118 01:55:52,320 --> 01:55:52,680 Here we go. 2119 01:55:52,780 --> 01:55:54,080 Assange is back, guys. 2120 01:55:55,260 --> 01:55:55,700 Assange. 2121 01:55:56,000 --> 01:55:57,420 Here he was earlier on. 2122 01:55:58,100 --> 01:55:59,880 We know this to be true. 2123 01:56:03,020 --> 01:56:04,920 Where we go, where we go, where we go, where we go. 2124 01:56:05,360 --> 01:56:07,120 I know you're sick of this, but I'm not. 2125 01:56:07,900 --> 01:56:08,380 Here we go. 2126 01:56:08,660 --> 01:56:11,140 Listen, Tawari was caught shouting as he left. 2127 01:56:11,840 --> 01:56:12,860 I love women. 2128 01:56:13,440 --> 01:56:14,680 I'm mad about women. 2129 01:56:14,980 --> 01:56:16,500 I've been married three times. 2130 01:56:16,500 --> 01:56:18,400 I'm infatuated with women. 2131 01:56:18,540 --> 01:56:19,160 There we go. 2132 01:56:19,460 --> 01:56:21,860 And now, he's been... 2133 01:56:21,860 --> 01:56:23,500 He was put on a private jet 2134 01:56:23,500 --> 01:56:26,620 and blasted all the way over to Tokyo 2135 01:56:26,620 --> 01:56:29,060 for a bit of fucking shibuza. 2136 01:56:30,540 --> 01:56:31,320 Here he is. 2137 01:56:31,460 --> 01:56:32,460 Assange on the left. 2138 01:56:32,900 --> 01:56:33,540 He's shook. 2139 01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:34,860 He's rattled. 2140 01:56:36,020 --> 01:56:37,620 You're the old guy from last night. 2141 01:56:38,320 --> 01:56:39,180 Yes, finally. 2142 01:56:39,420 --> 01:56:41,100 I've been searching for hours. 2143 01:56:42,320 --> 01:56:42,980 For me? 2144 01:56:42,980 --> 01:56:43,980 I'm going to try and... 2145 01:56:44,720 --> 01:56:46,940 The voices will come in every now and again. 2146 01:56:47,100 --> 01:56:48,180 I haven't got time... 2147 01:56:48,180 --> 01:56:50,900 Not time, but I don't know if I've... 2148 01:56:50,900 --> 01:56:53,560 If people will have the patience to watch a fully... 2149 01:56:53,560 --> 01:56:56,240 Fully revoiced edition of this game. 2150 01:56:56,520 --> 01:56:58,320 Because it could go on for fucking days. 2151 01:56:58,500 --> 01:56:59,180 Like... 2152 01:56:59,180 --> 01:57:02,920 What a piss head. 2153 01:57:03,060 --> 01:57:04,720 This whole town's one big bar. 2154 01:57:04,780 --> 01:57:06,220 It was made for drinking, man. 2155 01:57:06,580 --> 01:57:09,460 This town was fucking made for drinking. 2156 01:57:10,680 --> 01:57:14,140 Me and Kimoji-kun have been out all night, ye cuns. 2157 01:57:14,140 --> 01:57:16,140 What? 2158 01:57:16,140 --> 01:57:17,140 Yeah? 2159 01:57:17,140 --> 01:57:20,020 But glad someone's having a good morning. 2160 01:57:21,020 --> 01:57:23,480 You got a face more sour than a lemon you could. 2161 01:57:23,640 --> 01:57:24,400 What's wrong? 2162 01:57:24,980 --> 01:57:26,480 I can't promise much. 2163 01:57:26,820 --> 01:57:28,400 But I'm happy to lend you an ear. 2164 01:57:29,200 --> 01:57:29,780 It's... 2165 01:57:29,780 --> 01:57:31,620 I just got something going on, man. 2166 01:57:35,020 --> 01:57:36,700 You mentioned you'd be looking... 2167 01:57:36,700 --> 01:57:38,280 Sorry, I don't have time for anything. 2168 01:57:38,380 --> 01:57:38,780 See you later. 2169 01:57:39,180 --> 01:57:40,000 Aging foreigner, yeah. 2170 01:57:40,260 --> 01:57:42,000 I just need to talk to a couple of guys. 2171 01:57:42,140 --> 01:57:42,940 It'll be here real soon. 2172 01:57:43,080 --> 01:57:44,080 I'll also be real angry. 2173 01:57:44,440 --> 01:57:44,960 Okay, great. 2174 01:57:45,060 --> 01:57:46,600 I want to wait around for that to happen. 2175 01:57:47,840 --> 01:57:48,660 You're not even... 2176 01:57:48,660 --> 01:57:50,060 You're not even listening, man. 2177 01:57:50,420 --> 01:57:52,180 Why should I take care of your problems? 2178 01:57:53,640 --> 01:57:54,640 Great question, mate. 2179 01:57:55,320 --> 01:57:55,960 Ask them. 2180 01:57:56,500 --> 01:57:58,400 I'm Julian Assange. 2181 01:57:58,400 --> 01:57:59,760 I love women. 2182 01:58:00,080 --> 01:58:01,140 I'm infatuated with women. 2183 01:58:01,500 --> 01:58:02,740 I've been married three times. 2184 01:58:07,200 --> 01:58:08,140 Speak of the devil. 2185 01:58:08,600 --> 01:58:09,620 Here they are now. 2186 01:58:13,700 --> 01:58:14,380 Thuggish, man. 2187 01:58:14,440 --> 01:58:17,620 Looks like I'm going to get to do justice to these fucking leatherheads. 2188 01:58:18,120 --> 01:58:18,740 All right, Gramps. 2189 01:58:18,780 --> 01:58:19,380 Is this the kid? 2190 01:58:19,380 --> 01:58:23,280 Oh. 2191 01:58:31,140 --> 01:58:34,120 Million yen loan is after fucking going walkabouts. 2192 01:58:35,040 --> 01:58:36,560 It's probably about 10 grand. 2193 01:58:38,460 --> 01:58:39,460 In real money. 2194 01:58:40,600 --> 01:58:43,480 That tip I gave you the other day is worth at least that, no? 2195 01:58:43,860 --> 01:58:46,520 Besides, the debts of the master are the debts of you-know-who. 2196 01:58:46,520 --> 01:58:51,020 A lot of chat in this game, isn't there? 2197 01:58:57,260 --> 01:58:58,280 These guys aren't... 2198 01:58:58,280 --> 01:58:59,680 They're not going to bait eggs, man. 2199 01:59:00,480 --> 01:59:02,040 I'm going to fucking wreck them. 2200 01:59:04,080 --> 01:59:05,660 Could you take Bruno in a fight? 2201 01:59:12,980 --> 01:59:13,380 Uh? 2202 01:59:13,380 --> 01:59:18,780 If you're trying to bait me, it's not going to work. 2203 01:59:30,340 --> 01:59:32,440 Let's just get cut to the fucking fight here. 2204 01:59:32,680 --> 01:59:33,680 Look at all this text. 2205 01:59:34,360 --> 01:59:35,340 Let's cut to the fight. 2206 01:59:40,740 --> 01:59:41,140 Yes. 2207 01:59:41,660 --> 01:59:47,400 The crowd has assembled in the middle of Tokyo during the day, just outside the Sega district. 2208 01:59:48,300 --> 01:59:49,320 And here we go. 2209 01:59:49,380 --> 01:59:52,060 We're going to fight a couple of street urchins. 2210 01:59:55,020 --> 01:59:56,080 Show me what you got. 2211 02:00:02,040 --> 02:00:02,520 Wow. 2212 02:00:02,820 --> 02:00:03,680 Incredible stuff. 2213 02:00:07,320 --> 02:00:17,640 Killian William thanks for the 420 the Yakuza boys wouldn't bait eggs kung-fu crack outside blue thunder on Friday night man 2214 02:00:17,640 --> 02:00:22,560 That's one wouldn't be long making hands of the cunts. Thanks very much Killian 2215 02:00:22,560 --> 02:00:34,500 Yeah, Bruno they were just talking about you in the game Bruno shout out to Grimbo the best beat Bisto about 2216 02:00:36,200 --> 02:00:38,200 Thanks, Fistle 2217 02:00:38,540 --> 02:00:40,540 Yeah, Grimbo 2218 02:00:40,540 --> 02:00:42,540 Cheers, man 2219 02:00:44,540 --> 02:00:46,540 Komogi was it? 2220 02:00:46,540 --> 02:00:55,980 Yeah, what were those moves just now actually forget it hula hoop Assange. Thanks very much. The voice acting is incredible crack more if possible. Don't worry, baby 2221 02:00:56,600 --> 02:00:59,800 That's all I'm that's all I want to do man 2222 02:01:00,560 --> 02:01:05,080 And that was a special voice acting that was a special voice 2223 02:01:05,080 --> 02:01:07,080 I did there. I don't know what 2224 02:01:07,080 --> 02:01:12,720 Nationality or voice or race it was but look it there's no malice in any of the voices I do 2225 02:01:22,080 --> 02:01:24,080 Big guy didn't land a single punch 2226 02:01:24,080 --> 02:01:27,560 Hey, hey you in the court homeless dude 2227 02:01:28,260 --> 02:01:33,720 Bruno's barely got a scratch. Do you want to try and finish the job with those free cast punches? 2228 02:01:33,920 --> 02:01:36,460 Look at Bruno's facing their look on the left 2229 02:01:37,740 --> 02:01:39,740 Up to the top of the screen there 2230 02:01:39,740 --> 02:01:47,280 Just above my head. Yeah, Bruno hey 2231 02:01:49,740 --> 02:01:56,960 You've got a smooth old fucking cheekbone on you and you've got you've got a hairy old chin. I 2232 02:01:58,920 --> 02:02:02,900 Take the glasses off Bruno you've got a big enough wide frame 2233 02:02:04,600 --> 02:02:07,440 Or I can tell by the face that your hearts not in it 2234 02:02:20,920 --> 02:02:22,920 Here we go, baby street thugs 2235 02:02:25,600 --> 02:02:31,740 Get thugged you can rush switch to rush style by pressing left, okay? 2236 02:02:33,040 --> 02:02:40,560 One advantage of the rush style is you can evade with a series of quick steps by pressing X repeatedly you can combo up to three of them together 2237 02:02:40,560 --> 02:02:44,180 Use this to avoid and then wipe them out to go second and okay, okay? 2238 02:02:48,580 --> 02:02:50,580 Oh, yeah 2239 02:02:52,020 --> 02:02:55,600 Use rush style moves crush Bruno and show who's boss 2240 02:02:55,600 --> 02:02:57,600 Use the boss 2241 02:03:14,280 --> 02:03:21,080 Doing a bit of fucking a Russian roulette here, man. Oh fuck just got fucked by Bruno man 2242 02:03:21,080 --> 02:03:29,760 How do I switch back from rush style to non rush style? Oh? 2243 02:03:31,840 --> 02:03:35,320 Yeah, that'll do that'll do 2244 02:03:37,440 --> 02:03:41,600 Can each Ewa this is for the fucking Wang dynasty 2245 02:03:44,540 --> 02:03:45,540 Move move move 2246 02:03:48,920 --> 02:03:50,920 Kiss off punk 2247 02:03:50,920 --> 02:03:57,920 Fucking grab him man 2248 02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920 Fucking grab him man 2249 02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920 Fucking grab him man 2250 02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920 Fucking grab him man. 2251 02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920 Fucking grab him man. 2252 02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920 Fucking grab him man. 2253 02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920 Fucking grab him man. 2254 02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920 Fucking grab him man. 2255 02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920 Fucking grab him man. 2256 02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920 Fucking grab him man. 2257 02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:58,920 Fucking grab him man. 2258 02:03:58,920 --> 02:03:58,920 Fucking grab him man. 2259 02:03:58,920 --> 02:03:58,920 Fucking grab him man. 2260 02:03:58,920 --> 02:03:59,920 Fucking grab him man. 2261 02:03:59,920 --> 02:03:59,920 Fucking grab him man. 2262 02:03:59,920 --> 02:04:00,920 I'm gonna do the same to you as what I did to the noodle man. 2263 02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:01,920 Kill him. Kill him. Kill ya. 2264 02:04:01,920 --> 02:04:02,920 I'm gonna kill you. 2265 02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:03,920 I'm gonna kill you like I killed the noodle book. 2266 02:04:03,920 --> 02:04:04,920 Fucking ramen is this? 2267 02:04:04,920 --> 02:04:05,920 Fucking ramen is this? 2268 02:04:05,920 --> 02:04:06,920 Coca noodles over here yeah? 2269 02:04:06,920 --> 02:04:07,920 Fucking grab him man. 2270 02:04:07,920 --> 02:04:08,920 I'm gonna do the same to you as what I did to the noodle man. 2271 02:04:08,920 --> 02:04:09,920 Kill him. Kill ya. 2272 02:04:09,920 --> 02:04:10,920 Kill ya. 2273 02:04:10,920 --> 02:04:11,920 Gonna kill ya. 2274 02:04:11,920 --> 02:04:15,920 Gonna kill ya like I killed the noodle book. 2275 02:04:15,920 --> 02:04:17,920 Fucking ramen is this? 2276 02:04:17,920 --> 02:04:19,920 Coca noodles over here yeah? 2277 02:04:19,920 --> 02:04:21,920 Packet of MSG inside the little pot. 2278 02:04:21,920 --> 02:04:27,920 They don't make noodles over here like they make them back home in Ireland. 2279 02:04:27,920 --> 02:04:31,920 With a little fucking packet of dried out vegetables. 2280 02:04:31,920 --> 02:04:34,920 And I say vegetables in the loosest term. 2281 02:04:34,920 --> 02:04:36,920 Loosest sense poss. 2282 02:04:36,920 --> 02:04:38,920 You get a pea. 2283 02:04:38,920 --> 02:04:40,920 A sweet kernel of corn. 2284 02:04:40,920 --> 02:04:43,920 And a packet of MSG. 2285 02:04:43,920 --> 02:04:45,920 Bah. 2286 02:04:45,920 --> 02:04:46,920 Ska. 2287 02:04:46,920 --> 02:04:47,920 Bah. 2288 02:04:47,920 --> 02:04:48,920 Back of the head. 2289 02:04:48,920 --> 02:04:50,920 Back of the fucking schlap. 2290 02:04:50,920 --> 02:04:53,920 Yes. 2291 02:04:53,920 --> 02:04:55,920 This guy's fucked. 2292 02:04:55,920 --> 02:04:56,920 Yes. 2293 02:04:56,920 --> 02:04:56,920 What just happened? 2294 02:04:56,920 --> 02:05:22,920 Bruno barely got a fucking punch on. 2295 02:05:22,920 --> 02:05:24,920 Who the fuck are ya? 2296 02:05:24,920 --> 02:05:27,920 My name is Kiryu. 2297 02:05:27,920 --> 02:05:29,920 Dojima family. 2298 02:05:29,920 --> 02:05:31,920 Which family are you with? 2299 02:05:31,920 --> 02:05:32,920 Whoa. 2300 02:05:32,920 --> 02:05:33,920 Wait a sec. 2301 02:05:33,920 --> 02:05:35,920 Your proper Yakuza. 2302 02:05:35,920 --> 02:05:36,920 Sorry man. 2303 02:05:36,920 --> 02:05:37,920 I didn't know. 2304 02:05:37,920 --> 02:05:40,920 We just work for Toko Credit. 2305 02:05:40,920 --> 02:05:41,920 Huh. 2306 02:05:41,920 --> 02:05:42,920 Yeah? 2307 02:05:42,920 --> 02:05:44,920 Well there is a coincidence. 2308 02:05:44,920 --> 02:05:46,920 I have business with your boss. 2309 02:05:46,920 --> 02:05:47,920 Nice. 2310 02:05:47,920 --> 02:05:49,920 Need to meet him as soon as pass. 2311 02:05:49,920 --> 02:05:50,920 You know where he is right now hey. 2312 02:05:50,920 --> 02:05:51,920 I like that. 2313 02:05:51,920 --> 02:05:58,920 He's just after lashing the fuck out of his mate and he's asking for solid information. 2314 02:05:58,920 --> 02:05:59,920 The president? 2315 02:05:59,920 --> 02:06:04,920 I figure he'd be at the office this hour. 2316 02:06:04,920 --> 02:06:05,920 I see. 2317 02:06:05,920 --> 02:06:10,920 That a building in the Tahee Boulevard east is it? 2318 02:06:10,920 --> 02:06:12,920 I'll pay him a visit then. 2319 02:06:13,920 --> 02:06:14,920 And take. 2320 02:06:14,920 --> 02:06:15,920 And take. 2321 02:06:15,920 --> 02:06:18,920 And that takes care of the little dare of ours right? 2322 02:06:18,920 --> 02:06:20,920 Trying to do the Australian Assange. 2323 02:06:20,920 --> 02:06:21,920 Can't do it. 2324 02:06:21,920 --> 02:06:23,920 It's gonna fucking come in due course. 2325 02:06:23,920 --> 02:06:26,920 And that takes care of the little dare of ours right? 2326 02:06:26,920 --> 02:06:27,920 Yeah fine. 2327 02:06:27,920 --> 02:06:30,920 A deal's a deal. 2328 02:06:30,920 --> 02:06:33,920 Bruno here will have to cover the difference. 2329 02:06:33,920 --> 02:06:36,920 That's how our kind of debt collection works. 2330 02:06:36,920 --> 02:06:44,920 I'm just trying to think of the Australian here. 2331 02:06:44,920 --> 02:06:45,920 Was it? 2332 02:06:45,920 --> 02:06:47,920 Some of the lanes? 2333 02:06:47,920 --> 02:06:50,920 Lanes, veins, danes. 2334 02:06:50,920 --> 02:06:51,920 Aha woo. 2335 02:06:51,920 --> 02:06:52,920 It's a real tough. 2336 02:06:52,920 --> 02:06:53,920 Nah I can't. 2337 02:06:53,920 --> 02:06:54,920 Fuck. 2338 02:06:54,920 --> 02:06:55,920 It's tough. 2339 02:06:55,920 --> 02:06:57,920 Well I better get moving lads. 2340 02:06:57,920 --> 02:06:58,920 Come on Bruno. 2341 02:06:58,920 --> 02:06:59,920 Let's go. 2342 02:06:59,920 --> 02:07:01,920 Let's go back to the dojo. 2343 02:07:01,920 --> 02:07:04,920 And fucking work out on each other. 2344 02:07:04,920 --> 02:07:06,920 Look at the two of them running away. 2345 02:07:06,920 --> 02:07:08,920 Pair of fucking weirdos man. 2346 02:07:08,920 --> 02:07:10,920 Tell me something Julian Assange. 2347 02:07:10,920 --> 02:07:11,920 Eh? 2348 02:07:13,920 --> 02:07:14,920 Just who are you Assange? 2349 02:07:14,920 --> 02:07:16,920 Why did you approach me? 2350 02:07:16,920 --> 02:07:17,920 What are you after? 2351 02:07:17,920 --> 02:07:20,920 And how the hell did you escape the rape charge out in Sweden? 2352 02:07:20,920 --> 02:07:21,920 Yeah. 2353 02:07:21,920 --> 02:07:22,920 Me? 2354 02:07:22,920 --> 02:07:23,920 Well. 2355 02:07:23,920 --> 02:07:24,920 People here call me Bacchus. 2356 02:07:24,920 --> 02:07:25,920 The wacky Bacchus. 2357 02:07:25,920 --> 02:07:26,920 The wacky Bacchus. 2358 02:07:26,920 --> 02:07:31,920 Wacchus Bacchus in Latin is the term for weed. 2359 02:07:31,920 --> 02:07:35,920 And I came to you because I had an angry thug on my butt. 2360 02:07:35,920 --> 02:07:39,920 Hopefully it was not an angry plug up his butt. 2361 02:07:39,920 --> 02:07:40,920 Yeah. 2362 02:07:40,920 --> 02:07:40,920 Nice of you to dump him on me. 2363 02:07:40,920 --> 02:07:41,920 Look. 2364 02:07:41,920 --> 02:07:42,920 If you're in some trouble tell me. 2365 02:07:42,920 --> 02:07:43,920 Maybe I can help. 2366 02:07:43,920 --> 02:07:44,920 And that goes for him too. 2367 02:07:44,920 --> 02:07:45,920 Should've. 2368 02:07:45,920 --> 02:07:46,920 Those weren't the moves of an amateur. 2369 02:07:46,920 --> 02:07:47,920 What's his deal? 2370 02:07:47,920 --> 02:07:48,920 It's a real steal of a deal. 2371 02:07:48,920 --> 02:07:48,920 Is what it is. 2372 02:07:48,920 --> 02:07:49,920 He's got a gig sweeter than honey. 2373 02:07:49,920 --> 02:07:50,920 Real fascinating to watch. 2374 02:07:50,920 --> 02:07:54,920 You should guy have a look too boy. 2375 02:07:54,920 --> 02:07:55,920 A come or geez job. 2376 02:07:55,920 --> 02:07:55,920 But he's homeless. 2377 02:07:55,920 --> 02:07:55,920 What kind of work does he do? 2378 02:07:55,920 --> 02:07:56,920 He's a what you call it. 2379 02:07:56,920 --> 02:07:57,920 A feasting artist. 2380 02:07:57,920 --> 02:08:04,200 Gigsweater than honey real fascinating to watch you should guy ever looked at a look to boy 2381 02:08:06,160 --> 02:08:11,540 At come or G's job, but he's homeless. What kind of work does he do? 2382 02:08:13,580 --> 02:08:16,440 He's a what you call it a feasting artist 2383 02:08:18,680 --> 02:08:20,680 Fucking Assange man, he's up to all 2384 02:08:21,500 --> 02:08:26,420 Assange is a fucking Dodge master man. He knows some feasting artists down in 2385 02:08:26,420 --> 02:08:28,420 Kayabashu district 2386 02:08:32,520 --> 02:08:39,220 Bruno Mars is in some Nick Grigoski. Thank you very much Grigoski. Wow. Whoa, that's not really my scene 2387 02:08:41,940 --> 02:08:43,940 Punch out okay 2388 02:08:45,180 --> 02:08:47,180 Slip of the tongue 2389 02:08:51,260 --> 02:08:55,960 Please be through as many punches you like I don't think I follow is this some S&M thing? 2390 02:08:55,960 --> 02:09:00,020 No, nothing like that come on by and watch if you've got questions. I work in the 2391 02:09:01,180 --> 02:09:03,180 Shichifuku parking lot 2392 02:09:04,800 --> 02:09:12,960 Kamoji Conan he's got plenty to teach you about fighting my boy, so I've gone back to some some other lad now I can't do back his accent 2393 02:09:13,820 --> 02:09:17,360 You'll kick yourself if you don't check it out. All right. I get the picture 2394 02:09:18,060 --> 02:09:21,720 Shichifuku parking lot. I'll swing by if I can find the time 2395 02:09:22,640 --> 02:09:27,520 It's Guryu-san for the Tejima family, right? I'll be waiting. See you soon 2396 02:09:28,580 --> 02:09:32,560 Another lad runs away in an overcoat strange David Lynch moves 2397 02:09:34,100 --> 02:09:41,160 Well that takes care of my troubles for today. I have to go down to the embassy and I asked for repatriation with my contrary 2398 02:09:45,860 --> 02:09:50,620 What does that even mean man? Are you still trying to recruit me into pro fighting or whatever it was? 2399 02:09:51,260 --> 02:09:53,260 That's exactly what I was 2400 02:09:53,420 --> 02:09:57,580 You got potential mouse man can't even dream about world champ tall could be yours my 2401 02:10:02,420 --> 02:10:05,740 Shapey fiend I want to say something shapey fiend 2402 02:10:06,260 --> 02:10:10,780 It's a great shape on the donation there and you're an old fiend for the stream 2403 02:10:11,180 --> 02:10:14,680 You say you like you coosah well welcome to the galaxy 2404 02:10:17,120 --> 02:10:19,120 Shavy feet thank you very much 2405 02:10:20,860 --> 02:10:26,220 Sorry, I'm no story I kid who fall for that line if you're looking to scout somebody keep walking 2406 02:10:27,920 --> 02:10:29,920 Tell you one thing boy 2407 02:10:30,180 --> 02:10:36,120 Keep living straight fight straight fight you wind up with a knife to your ribs in some dark alley 2408 02:10:38,180 --> 02:10:43,060 I'm trying my best like but it needs a lot of work. It's like when you hear the Americans doing them 2409 02:10:44,660 --> 02:10:46,660 Australian accents they can't do them 2410 02:10:52,340 --> 02:10:59,480 Who is this fucking backus lad who's just following me around and saying you're great. I don't trust his motives 2411 02:10:59,480 --> 02:11:16,480 He's not even a trainer he's just some lad who tells me to spend money on moves he walks away he doesn't run 2412 02:11:18,540 --> 02:11:20,540 He's legit fire 2413 02:11:20,540 --> 02:11:27,760 Apparently the talk or credit presidents in his office on Tahi Tahi Boulevard east. I'll start there 2414 02:11:28,560 --> 02:11:30,560 Go to talk or credit union 2415 02:11:33,600 --> 02:11:36,680 Look at this lad carrying a box can we bump into him? Yeah? 2416 02:11:57,640 --> 02:12:00,600 First-person view and just stare people's faces like in chemo 2417 02:12:02,140 --> 02:12:05,640 Sega high-tech land you go inside 2418 02:12:08,760 --> 02:12:10,760 No 2419 02:12:22,760 --> 02:12:27,040 Yeah pinkle thanks very much for the tip pinkle there. Hey 2420 02:12:27,980 --> 02:12:29,980 fucking nice of you house 2421 02:12:30,320 --> 02:12:35,040 Jimmy Christian is looking for John has anybody seen John or fucking Jimmy Christian? 2422 02:12:35,600 --> 02:12:37,600 Last season the belfry of the castle 2423 02:12:41,600 --> 02:12:48,720 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times 2424 02:12:49,040 --> 02:12:55,300 I'm infatuated with women you have been peddling lives you've peddled your lives all over here we go 2425 02:12:55,520 --> 02:12:58,560 Is that the best you can come up with fight time baby? 2426 02:12:59,360 --> 02:13:00,720 delinquents 2427 02:13:00,720 --> 02:13:02,480 fucking scum 2428 02:13:02,480 --> 02:13:06,020 Wow look at this rush style sonic rush 2429 02:13:06,980 --> 02:13:09,760 Grab a hold of one of these cunts by the the jacket 2430 02:13:10,340 --> 02:13:16,520 Fucking side grips. I'm gonna leather in take him to leather bridge. This isn't leather bridge your lip 2431 02:13:18,440 --> 02:13:20,440 Die. Die. Die. Finishing moves 2432 02:13:20,440 --> 02:13:25,440 I've got fire coming out of my ass 2433 02:13:25,440 --> 02:13:30,440 Too much sriracha on the fucking noodles earlier on. Bam! 2434 02:13:30,440 --> 02:13:39,320 Chilli flakes. Take that. Stick it up your mama duck. Yeah. Thanks mama duck. Glad you're back. 2435 02:13:39,320 --> 02:13:43,320 Thank you very much. He's crazy strong 2436 02:13:47,320 --> 02:13:56,320 Those guys are gonna need to head down to the fucking chemist and buy some ibuprofen generics cheaper than norepine. They still do the same job 2437 02:13:57,320 --> 02:14:05,320 Maybe get yourself some salpidine if you can be fucked going through the fucking Spanish inquisition as to what you're gonna do with them 2438 02:14:06,320 --> 02:14:12,780 Now let's get down to business down this road here and head to Tokyo Credit Union 2439 02:14:21,200 --> 02:14:24,140 I'd love a fucking better noodle now be honest 2440 02:14:35,540 --> 02:14:37,540 Get ready. How'd you get ready? 2441 02:14:40,540 --> 02:14:42,540 I'll fucking head in there and see how we get on 2442 02:14:42,540 --> 02:14:43,040 Get on 2443 02:15:06,540 --> 02:15:07,540 Bye boys 2444 02:15:09,540 --> 02:15:11,540 Thank you. 2445 02:15:11,540 --> 02:15:28,540 *Sings* Credit Union men! 2446 02:15:28,540 --> 02:15:48,540 *Sings* Yes! 2447 02:15:48,540 --> 02:15:51,540 Yes! 2448 02:15:51,540 --> 02:15:53,540 Yeah! 2449 02:15:53,540 --> 02:15:57,540 Fucking die ye cunts. 2450 02:15:57,540 --> 02:15:59,540 I think that's it now, is it? 2451 02:15:59,540 --> 02:16:03,540 The money men are done. 2452 02:16:03,540 --> 02:16:06,540 Back to brawler mode now. 2453 02:16:06,540 --> 02:16:12,540 What do I do with these? Do I pick them up? Do I? 2454 02:16:12,540 --> 02:16:16,540 Fucking smash! 2455 02:16:16,540 --> 02:16:20,540 Head upstairs. We head upstairs, are we? 2456 02:16:20,540 --> 02:16:27,540 How do I go upstairs? 2457 02:16:27,540 --> 02:16:28,540 How do I go upstairs? 2458 02:16:28,540 --> 02:16:30,540 How do I go upstairs? 2459 02:16:30,540 --> 02:16:44,540 What am I meant to do? 2460 02:16:44,540 --> 02:16:51,540 What am I meant to do? 2461 02:16:51,540 --> 02:16:53,540 What am I meant to do here? 2462 02:16:53,540 --> 02:16:56,540 Turn that down a bit, sorry. 2463 02:16:56,540 --> 02:16:57,540 I'm down a bit, sorry. 2464 02:16:57,540 --> 02:17:18,540 *Sings* 2465 02:17:18,540 --> 02:17:28,300 enter all right fucking out of third the sandwich thank you very much for that man 2466 02:17:28,300 --> 02:17:37,040 very kind of you this is for you brawler more fucking rush mode sonic rush this is 2467 02:17:37,040 --> 02:17:44,460 for fucking mama talk that's for fucking shapey theme band take one for the 2468 02:17:44,460 --> 02:17:52,240 fucking pinko team not saying you're gay that's for fucking stir the sandwich man make sure you stir 2469 02:17:52,240 --> 02:17:58,980 that sandwich in your sleep eternally live live with the fishes now hey down in the seaside 2470 02:17:58,980 --> 02:18:05,700 credit union yeah you're gonna let me take out three times the amount i put in is it 2471 02:18:05,700 --> 02:18:13,440 fucking nice can you wish a belated happy birthday to ral he's a shite hawk that bleeds buck fast but 2472 02:18:13,440 --> 02:18:23,140 he's fucking sound yeah yeah ral happy belated birthday to you you'll fucking buck fastus take 2473 02:18:23,140 --> 02:18:32,900 it handy welcome to the galaxy gilly yeah kieran mcgan how are you look kieran i'm gonna kill 2474 02:18:32,900 --> 02:18:36,840 everyone in this building it's credit union for you and then i'm gonna take out three times the 2475 02:18:36,840 --> 02:18:46,540 amount you've donated okay thanks for the tip 2476 02:18:46,540 --> 02:18:57,440 crocodile dundalk good day mate you flaming drango thank you very much now mr president higgins 2477 02:18:57,440 --> 02:19:06,300 talk what about it don't always stop playing the fool why'd you sit on why'd you set me up what are you after 2478 02:19:06,300 --> 02:19:08,300 *Montage of the face* 2479 02:19:10,300 --> 02:19:12,300 Hey! Stay where we are! 2480 02:19:14,300 --> 02:19:23,300 New voice guys, the new voice is here. It's the Tokyo president of the Credit Union and he's got a great new voice. 2481 02:19:23,300 --> 02:19:31,300 He's the guy that we've seen in the beginning in the car and his face also flashed up at the same moment as Feingold's face or my face. 2482 02:19:31,300 --> 02:19:33,300 With Feingold's name. 2483 02:19:33,300 --> 02:19:36,300 Fucking Goldfinger. 2484 02:19:37,300 --> 02:19:43,300 So here we go. Get ready for this in a new voice, brand new voice, Tokyo president of the Credit Union. 2485 02:19:44,300 --> 02:19:47,300 Viper Higgins, 2019. Here we go. 2486 02:19:50,300 --> 02:19:53,300 I tell you everything man, just calm down a minute okay? 2487 02:19:58,300 --> 02:20:03,300 I don't know anything about it you said up. I didn't even know what troll. 2488 02:20:03,300 --> 02:20:06,300 Said I should get the cash there in that bag lot. 2489 02:20:09,300 --> 02:20:11,300 And who was it that told you that? 2490 02:20:12,300 --> 02:20:14,300 It... it was... I! 2491 02:20:20,300 --> 02:20:21,300 Koozie. 2492 02:20:21,300 --> 02:20:22,300 Koozie. 2493 02:20:22,300 --> 02:20:24,300 Sir, no way. It was you. 2494 02:20:25,300 --> 02:20:26,300 Remember Koozie's voice? 2495 02:20:27,300 --> 02:20:28,300 I don't take a little fool. 2496 02:20:30,300 --> 02:20:33,300 What's that hey? What are we talking about Mr. President? 2497 02:20:36,300 --> 02:20:37,300 I have no idea! 2498 02:20:38,300 --> 02:20:47,300 Koo, what are you doing? Huh? Pretty sure I told you to turn yourself in hey. Instead you're over here doing fucking dumb shit. 2499 02:20:48,300 --> 02:21:06,300 I know it was getting soft. Back in the day one punch was enough to straighten out little shites like yourself. 2500 02:21:09,300 --> 02:21:15,300 Mr. President. Can I get a little privacy? Gotta get my boy here a lecture. 2501 02:21:19,300 --> 02:21:21,300 Hey! Take as long as you need man! 2502 02:21:24,300 --> 02:21:29,300 And I mean... and if you are tuning in now you're wondering why is he doing this? What's the story? 2503 02:21:29,300 --> 02:21:30,300 Well I tell ya. 2504 02:21:31,300 --> 02:21:34,300 I'm trying to lend an air of Japanese authenticity to the whole scene. 2505 02:21:35,300 --> 02:21:40,300 And I imagine going on Shenmue that these are the type of voices that would have been used. 2506 02:21:41,300 --> 02:21:44,300 So get the fuck if you think it's... if you think it's not working. 2507 02:21:45,300 --> 02:21:56,740 working I'm just doing the job that the Japanese didn't fucking bother to do okay okay okay okay okay 2508 02:21:56,740 --> 02:22:10,740 okay okay here I've one of these I'm also gonna do the act in the motions as well 2509 02:22:10,740 --> 02:22:30,360 that's good shit man that have a blast of this hello line four good evening 2510 02:22:30,360 --> 02:22:38,100 greatly enhanced his reputation I'm glad I have the opportunity I want to have a chat with you man no 2511 02:22:38,100 --> 02:22:49,560 bullshit you and Nishiyama you're orphans right you grew up in Kazama's giant fucking Sunflower 2512 02:22:49,560 --> 02:23:02,220 orphanage wasn't it Tashka Tashka you Tashka was after you we need we need the volume up here 2513 02:23:05,460 --> 02:23:16,920 what you mean by that he takes in the kids and then he owns them for life he's got you and your boy Nishikiyama 2514 02:23:16,920 --> 02:23:30,380 acting like human shields for man he's a rat you'd be willing to give your life for him wouldn't you that's some brainwashing kind of shite like there man 2515 02:23:30,380 --> 02:23:38,840 and the point of this is sir I'm not seeing where you're going with all this just please thank you me 2516 02:23:41,840 --> 02:23:59,840 Kiryu, I want you to spy on Kazama for me. I told you about the empty lot man, I get that land and I'm the next captain, next in line to lead the fucking Dejima family man. 2517 02:24:03,500 --> 02:24:26,080 But there's one piece of information I need to get like, and it's Kazama, and Kazama's fucking sitting on it my jar me. Information? Yeah. And I want you to get it out of him like, I doubt he'd ever fucking think to suspect you like, you know, pull this off and I'll personally guarantee your future in the family. 2518 02:24:32,160 --> 02:24:51,560 The Tojo clan's 25 grand men deep man, and the Dejima family is one of the major players. Making the upper ranks here is no small accomplishment. As a bonus, I'll give you the guy who actually murdered your man. 2519 02:25:00,820 --> 02:25:04,200 I'm fucking damn sure you're serving time if you turn down this offer. 2520 02:25:04,540 --> 02:25:04,820 Okay. 2521 02:25:07,000 --> 02:25:10,360 Join me, or go down with Kazama's ship. 2522 02:25:10,980 --> 02:25:12,140 Choice is yours now. 2523 02:25:12,720 --> 02:25:15,080 But I want you, I want your answer right now. 2524 02:25:15,280 --> 02:25:16,220 Right here. 2525 02:25:16,680 --> 02:25:16,960 Okay. 2526 02:25:17,940 --> 02:25:18,260 Okay. 2527 02:25:18,920 --> 02:25:19,440 Okay. 2528 02:25:19,900 --> 02:25:20,200 Okay. 2529 02:25:20,860 --> 02:25:21,420 Treaty. 2530 02:25:23,300 --> 02:25:24,460 Lieutenant Cousy. 2531 02:25:25,240 --> 02:25:25,580 Yeah? 2532 02:25:26,500 --> 02:25:32,060 You think you're smart enough to control the board, but you're too clumsy to hold the pieces. 2533 02:25:32,420 --> 02:25:33,560 A dose of laryngitis. 2534 02:25:34,900 --> 02:25:35,380 Huh? 2535 02:25:36,380 --> 02:25:40,760 You don't know a thing about me, and you sure as hell don't know Kazama's sand. 2536 02:25:40,840 --> 02:25:41,080 Okay? 2537 02:25:41,840 --> 02:25:42,320 Treaty. 2538 02:25:43,360 --> 02:25:44,300 Good evening, gay. 2539 02:25:45,600 --> 02:25:46,860 Cocky little shit, man. 2540 02:25:47,240 --> 02:25:49,100 You're gonna make an enemy of me. 2541 02:25:49,540 --> 02:25:51,780 You think you're ready for what that entails. 2542 02:25:52,580 --> 02:25:53,580 Laryngitis, Pat. 2543 02:25:54,380 --> 02:25:57,000 I'm ready, eh? 2544 02:25:57,260 --> 02:26:01,820 If I wasn't, I'd have no business calling myself a fucking Yakuza-like. 2545 02:26:03,020 --> 02:26:04,240 Laryngitis, Pat. 2546 02:26:07,100 --> 02:26:08,180 Hello, line four. 2547 02:26:08,280 --> 02:26:08,640 Good evening. 2548 02:26:12,100 --> 02:26:12,540 Gone. 2549 02:26:13,480 --> 02:26:13,920 Scene. 2550 02:26:14,160 --> 02:26:14,360 Done. 2551 02:26:14,660 --> 02:26:15,100 Accomplishment. 2552 02:26:17,040 --> 02:26:20,540 And that was Hollywood Voice Acting 101, and you want a piece of that. 2553 02:26:20,620 --> 02:26:21,820 I know you wanted a piece of that. 2554 02:26:22,200 --> 02:26:24,960 That's how we do business here in the Hollywood Hills. 2555 02:26:39,440 --> 02:26:41,020 That's not a number I recognize. 2556 02:26:41,420 --> 02:26:41,820 Who is it? 2557 02:26:41,880 --> 02:26:43,180 X719348. 2558 02:26:52,740 --> 02:26:53,680 Find a payphone. 2559 02:26:53,780 --> 02:26:56,680 And that is where we leave this chapter of Yakuza for today. 2560 02:26:56,920 --> 02:26:57,880 It's a new saga. 2561 02:27:00,680 --> 02:27:01,600 We will return. 2562 02:27:01,920 --> 02:27:04,360 I am sure we will return in due course. 2563 02:27:06,160 --> 02:27:07,400 Let's save this fucking thing. 2564 02:27:07,480 --> 02:27:08,040 I will save it. 2565 02:27:10,060 --> 02:27:11,660 Does it save automatically? 2566 02:27:17,800 --> 02:27:22,280 Can anybody there in the chat tell me lies about Limerick? 2567 02:27:22,420 --> 02:27:24,280 Can you tell me if there... 2568 02:27:24,280 --> 02:27:27,420 Do I have to save it, or is it automatically saved? 2569 02:27:27,420 --> 02:27:30,540 You have been peddling lies. 2570 02:27:31,440 --> 02:27:35,840 Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's Spy Scout movement? 2571 02:27:36,340 --> 02:27:41,860 Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan? 2572 02:27:42,180 --> 02:27:43,820 Number two, Frank McCord. 2573 02:27:44,260 --> 02:27:45,220 I am... 2574 02:27:45,220 --> 02:27:46,560 I need to get some noodles. 2575 02:27:47,780 --> 02:27:48,540 Fucking starving. 2576 02:27:49,320 --> 02:27:51,900 But I believe Fontaine is going to be... 2577 02:27:51,900 --> 02:27:53,580 Going to be back... 2578 02:27:53,580 --> 02:27:55,380 Going to be doing something later on. 2579 02:27:58,080 --> 02:27:58,320 Treaty. 2580 02:27:58,320 --> 02:28:00,440 Go to the payphone to save it. 2581 02:28:00,480 --> 02:28:02,700 Thanks very much, Aaron McAdam. 2582 02:28:04,340 --> 02:28:06,160 Where is this fucking payphone now? 2583 02:28:06,160 --> 02:28:14,640 What's going on here now? 2584 02:28:22,220 --> 02:28:23,600 Not these cunts again. 2585 02:28:25,180 --> 02:28:27,200 Oh, you can avoid the battle by running away. 2586 02:28:27,540 --> 02:28:27,920 That'll do. 2587 02:28:27,920 --> 02:28:28,420 Oh, that's it. 2588 02:28:28,420 --> 02:28:29,080 Oh, that's it. 2589 02:28:29,080 --> 02:28:29,080 Oh, that's it. 2590 02:28:29,080 --> 02:28:29,620 Oh, that's it. 2591 02:28:29,620 --> 02:28:30,620 Oh, that's it. 2592 02:28:30,620 --> 02:28:31,120 Oh, that's it. 2593 02:28:31,120 --> 02:28:31,620 Oh, that's it. 2594 02:28:31,620 --> 02:28:31,620 Oh, that's it. 2595 02:28:31,620 --> 02:28:32,620 Oh, that's it. 2596 02:28:46,620 --> 02:28:47,220 Oh, that's it. 2597 02:28:47,220 --> 02:28:47,960 Fat noodles. 2598 02:28:47,960 --> 02:28:49,100 I'd say Udon. 2599 02:28:49,300 --> 02:28:50,380 Fat noodles. 2600 02:28:50,700 --> 02:28:52,060 Beardsman MEP here. 2601 02:28:53,980 --> 02:28:54,860 Dream machine. 2602 02:28:54,860 --> 02:29:03,300 Moshi-moshi. 2603 02:29:03,300 --> 02:29:03,300 Moshi-moshi. 2604 02:29:13,300 --> 02:29:14,780 And, uh... 2605 02:29:14,780 --> 02:29:17,300 I need... 2606 02:29:17,300 --> 02:29:18,860 I need... 2607 02:29:18,860 --> 02:29:22,360 A suggestion for another game. 2608 02:29:23,140 --> 02:29:25,940 Just in case this saga doesn't work out for me. 2609 02:29:25,940 --> 02:29:26,960 Doesn't work out for me. 2610 02:29:26,960 --> 02:29:27,960 And then I, uh... 2611 02:29:27,960 --> 02:29:30,240 You can save the game and use the item box to payphones. 2612 02:29:30,460 --> 02:29:31,100 Save the game. 2613 02:29:31,300 --> 02:29:31,760 Great stuff. 2614 02:29:33,120 --> 02:29:33,920 Create new save. 2615 02:29:35,440 --> 02:29:36,120 Save complete. 2616 02:29:36,420 --> 02:29:37,100 That's just done. 2617 02:29:37,580 --> 02:29:38,280 Done for the day. 2618 02:29:38,280 --> 02:30:03,440 I love women. 2619 02:30:03,440 --> 02:30:17,180 I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. 2620 02:30:22,360 --> 02:30:52,340 Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks for watching the stream. We'll be back soon. Probably Fontaine. Living the dream. Elenoir. Gotta have some noodles. Bit of fucking sriracha. Add a little bit of spice to your life. Spice up your life. Fucking Spicekers. Jerry Halliwell and the boys. Sporty. Scary. 2621 02:30:52,340 --> 02:31:21,280 Thursday darts. How are you Thursday darts? Please shout out Eddie and his boat. Eddie and your boat. I hope you're keeping well. Do you need to clean up down in the hold? Because I heard the starboard smells. Okay. Thanks very much for watching everyone. The saga. Has anybody got any other suggestions for a new saga? 2622 02:31:21,280 --> 02:31:38,320 Not Final Fantasy. I don't want an RPG. Something as close to Shenmue as we can get. Hitman. Alright Jimmy Jesus. Okay. I'll see you later on. Peace out. 2623 02:31:38,320 --> 02:31:44,040 Okay.