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One two test test test test kished

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Hello, and now we are live

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How are you Francis? How are you Matt Salinas?

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Wee Joe, Dara Brown

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Mama Duck, Finn Gallagher, John Murphy

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Kafex Twin

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Pedro Miguel, Gavin McNamara

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Mr. DNA, Natasha, Ronan Headley, Gareth Doherty, Michael Kreben

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Tommy Swartz, Scott Fenner, Jeremy Fallon, James Haynes, Percy Purple, Jesse Sisk

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Alex Clark, Michael Finn, Derek Corcoran, Sean Kivlin, Aaron Pratt, Cillian O'Dwyer, Leon Somers, Danny Winters, Luke Colgate, Shami Bob

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and many many more names

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many many more names

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and but I need to get to the game going

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we're gonna play a bit of Tiger Woods today

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maybe the front nine maybe the back nine maybe the full 12 shenanigans or the full 18

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we'll see how we get on

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Rory McIlroy did well last night in the Masters

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became the first black Northern Irish man to win back-to-back titles

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and we want to say a big big big big congratulations and round of applause to you too

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and I've never played this before but what we're gonna do today is we're gonna have a live link up something special today

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we've got a guest caddy in the house

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as my friend thirst

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and so hopefully we can go live to thirst

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now if we can

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do that

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still waiting on the mainframe to to kick in here guys

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hello hello thirst hello how are you Francis

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sup hello how are you Francis

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how are you Francis i can hear you first i can't see are you there how are you Francis

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Francis

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Francis Francis I can see you now how are you ah how are you how are things how's it going

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good now there she's a bit of a delay on so we can't overlap with the speaking to each other okay

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hello what did you say look if you speak make sure you speak okay no problem

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fair enough fair enough so okay tiger tiger tiger tiger tiger tiger let's go

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tiger tiger tiger uh thank you very much for that

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thirst would you like to thank connor who's that what's happening connor thornton has just made a donation

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thornton's chocolates

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creamy stuff

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i don't know the individual flavors that are within thornton's if you know who they are

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or you know the company we would like some donations as well i love me thornton's chocolates

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as well

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right what are we doing we're gonna try and play this tiger holds game now okay right fair enough so

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how do you do this uh what do you want to do do you want to play as tiger is it

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you want to play as tiger yeah

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go go go back go back back in time go uh back again go back again go back again go back now if you go to road to the masters

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and if you go to tiger at the masters

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tiger at the masters he did well last night the cunt he did yeah see that he was wearing the mayo colors at the end

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did you see that yes mayo for sam yeah mayo for sam yeah yeah yeah yeah he may offer sam now if you go

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2005

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yeah and then click that one and then play that tournament

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he was in his prime back then down the corner play a tournament

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jesus and then yeah round one more play the round

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now we're off you see want to say a big thank you to all our sponsors today you're fucked

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zurich uh leo vracer zurich uh rte p flynn yeah dr ucker

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and everyone else really who has joined into the the mainframe everyone else who donates and watches

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the mainframe it's great to have you with us and it's great to have everybody doing

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doing the doing the lord's work out there and thirst can you swear on this or how to work or you can't

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we'll try to monitor the language now here we are the man himself tiger woods right okay he's he's

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as metaphorically out of the woods in his career and life after the he was pulling

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geez he was up to some stuff boy in the end he nearly lost the walk zoom down the

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zoom down the fairway there don't be hitting into the dark he did a fair shot of that himself now but

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come back

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drive it down there somewhere stay out of the sand

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that's as far as it'll go that's give it give her yeah give it to her now what's the situation do i

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crack the thing do i no click do i take it to the max oh to the maximum like too unlimited remember that

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join me for a ride speed up the music join me for a ride maximum over drive over drive that now

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oh that's perfect mighty job perfect geez you've played before i have yeah not augusta now i've

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fucking played the back nine in swenford oh below yeah we used to pick mushrooms down there as well come

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october oh yeah how'd that go

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it was good yeah but they uh they got rid of the fucking the mushy they put some zoom to the

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pesticides down they killed the spores zoom to the target good man remember now i'm your caddy like you

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have to concentrate okay forget about mushrooms you're not down in swinford now you're in augusta

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lovely lovely here i'd say drop there there give her the full full of the pipe and remember now

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we need to uh maintain steady swing yeah steady swing steady swing

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perfect again oh that's a wand a wand he should get a chance to wear the old souls anyways jamesy thank you jamesy jamesy

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i'll say your name i'll say your name each time why did you not edit that down i that's i don't know

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nothing about that well you brought you brought the alert in so why do you not edit that down i'm here for golf

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golf and golf only where are we going here get up out of that bunker

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bodies in the boot words thank you very much we need to know more about that bodies in the boot

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are we talking like the thing is thirst the the alert says you could have wore you at least it gives you

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a chance to wear the suit out anyways francis yeah it says it five fucking times there's only need for

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once we don't need to hear that five times the viewer doesn't need to see that five times fair enough so

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fair enough could you have not edited that that down listen don't hit the ball five times now here put it on

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the green put it in the hole like a good tiger would like a good tiger would yeah and hand

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and and will in the future again hey he really did the dog on it didn't win is his kryptonite he

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if he women are winning winning so he's just gonna go shite again after this no he's gonna go wrong on

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the women and then he'll his game up again sorry well i tell you something he really did the dog on it

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with the women he found let's just he found himself stuck in a bunker that time when he was whacked out of

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it on wowie sauce when was this remember the wife hit the the suv with the club like if you look at

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him there if you study his posture there now if we just look at him for a second you can see he was

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becoming a bit double-binned from the women yeah you see yeah the the bottom half of the body from the

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from the action was strong look at the legs yeah he's a lot of power in those and up yeah he neglected the

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he neglected the arms and that's where the golf went to shite

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well hopefully he's uh gonna get himself sorted out you know but hookers and thank you very much and and you

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know it's not right really to be saying that as well but thank you very much for the donation we'll

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if you just dropped in great encouragement if you just dropped an e or s hooks in the boot you could be just

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you know yeah you could be in the local diy just getting some hooks to hang jackets on that's what we'll have to

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assume yeah that's what it is for power we're looking good now i'm shite at putting

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now tell me more thirst about these lines that are going left right center everywhere i don't know what have you ever been to mantra

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yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah did you ever go up the back the raised area up there on the left

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yeah like a dance floor like this is like a putting dance floor so like in some ways all right it's the one blank

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tapestry it's one color i don't know what the i'm on about here uh yeah that looks good drive it down there

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so it's like mantra yeah it is yeah and what would your mantra be i don't know um i don't know not yet

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don't worry thirsch listen man i don't know don't worry about this okay there's only a few hundred

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people watching yeah don't get scared or worried about the the audience okay they're here for you

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that's a big question to ask me like what are we in two holes in three two maybe here okay yeah drop it

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there yeah now do you like you like golf yeah i love it

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what about that is that undercooked overplayed you need it to come down a bit

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for bogey yeah just gonna hit it yeah oh well done good man thank you very much all right he's not happy you're

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fucked get nice and got blessed you're fucked

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round one at the masters is uh

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looking not so good for us at the moment we're one over

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any chance we could turn this around or well like peak dogwood gets its name the back nine is where

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he's strong he always liked his back nines the preferred shot right he always was a fan of the back tiger yeah

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you know the front nine he did a lot of damage in the front nine over the years as well the green is

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reachable yeah i heard that the back nine was his forte the green on the same side over the years yeah and

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the wife used a nine to hit the back of the car he was in and was he sleeping in the car was he

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fucked her was he on drugs or what was he doing i heard like drink well now i heard like that

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was a drinker he was trying to drive away down she had found out that he was on the

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jockey full-time like yeah what's the jockey like just you know going for it with the whip like

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full-time and oh yeah and she she was like i won't be having that now i'll show you how to swing a golf club

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big sort of thing yeah and she was a nice she she was swedish she was a supermodel oh sure no

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why did he fuck that up like we'll never see it in our lifetime anyways francis

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and what's he doing these days has he got is he got a new girlfriend yeah he was

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did he find a new girlfriend after that yeah he's a new one on the go now yeah

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and what's she like oh i'm sure she's

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she'd be sporty enough anyway she'd be into golfing and climbing and going on holidays regatta jackets and

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she'd be into wood anyway or woods i suppose yeah yeah yeah

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i'm sorry i'm just thinking about it too much now the life that man has led

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well it's hard to fucking ignore it he's a superstar he's the conor mcgregor of the golf world

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he is you know he's a different it's a different game when woods is playing the whole world watches

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yeah everyone has an interest in golf again including you yeah that is true drop that around yeah

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not that around there i reckon full full power full power give her a sauce yeah full throttle yeah okay

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you should get a chance to wear the old soldier anyways for instance church woods i like that i like to play on words there turt

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you get a chance to wear the old soldier anyways

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turt turt turt wood big thank you nice one turt thank you very much and a big woods and thirst would

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you like to give a person thank you very much turt turt turt woods uh from from a very thirsty man

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turt turt turt thanks okay that's enough three t's that's enough now man like you don't want to

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overdo it like this live streaming thing they can sense weakness it's like a way a dog can sniff fear oh

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they can sense when you're you're not you know you're you're over elaboration on turt there okay

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just once i'm i'm not trying to fuck you up yeah i'm not trying to fuck you up right

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i'll concentrate on golf what's this the second cut i've got a have i got a time limit on this oh

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second course as in silage i don't know man this isn't farming simulator

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i'm scared of these trees here can i can i slice it slice around it but yeah so which would slice be

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the right of the pin or the left oh what's this fuck fuck oh that's sweet that's gonna go into the

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branches now well we're in the woodland what there might be a few wooden creatures oh geez no we got

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out we got it we got out i was saying that we might find we might hit a squirrel or something in inside that

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woodland yeah a bit of tail you never know tiger's black hawk thank you very much thank you very much

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tigers black hawk and is that would black hawk be his black hawk up black hawk down black hawk was

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down for about five years but it's up now it is he got the libido back yeah he might

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a good title for a movie that it is a title for a movie yeah black hawk down yeah yeah yeah but i'm

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saying a good title for another movie would be black hawk up as in his return to fucking form yeah

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it would involve him oh it would yeah should be about but not golf did you see the biopic about him

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he's got a fucking his father was from vietnam or something or his mother was from vietnam and his

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father was from america or something oh yeah yeah they had sex then

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created him and created him created a a superpower yeah it was a super golf power yeah from asia to america

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and america see what war can do fucking can bring people together see there you go it can bring people

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together again maybe we'll land this baby here will we nine iron geez i don't know that i'd like a

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fucking wedge to be honest that looks i'd like a wedge that looks downhill though will that roll off on

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you tiger's mischievous ladding well it was that's for flying here that was mischievous enough we're

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flying thank you so much it caught up to him in the end thank you thank you black hawk up it was black hawk up

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raised raised raised wouldn't go down either well it's the women went down does do you reckon he keeps

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a lid on it now outside the clubhouse or is he fucking still doing that i don't know but we'd get

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want to get a lid out of these trees yeah listen the squirrels have me me wrecked at the moment

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why is this sir the squirrels save an account did you have one of them i did not know i did did you have the

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ssie i did splashed it on a honda civic sweet what did you do with it nearly wrapped it yeah

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go on you you should get a chance to wear the old sleeping see sleepy season thanks sleepy season like

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the squirrels they're out of sleepy season because they're out of hibernation yeah well hopefully the

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hopefully it gets bad the weather is absolutely what's it's depressing it is bad all right it's meant

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to pick up by friday though it's meant to be hot on friday yeah yeah you get weather reports here on

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these live streams too do you we can provide that service that is something we can do but i'm not

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really bothered about that at the moment okay okay you should get a chance to wear the old suit anyway newton x says

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any flittering in mantra can you provide us with any updates on mantra please when i was wild

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back in the day and i wasn't wild for long but one night i tried to hop the wheelie bin at the end of the night in the middle of the floor

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and fell into it it was full of fucking moldy old cans of bottles of blue wicked shite go on tiger down that hill down the hatch down that hill and into that hole down the hole you

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you fucker we do no good sorry there yeah sorry we do no good in the crowd there now no they'd get rid of us fast

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yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what do you think about this now do i bring this do i overshoot the hole or do i bring the hole do i

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aim for before the hole let it down i'd say let it off let it let it off to tiger's right more yeah more yeah a bit more yeah a bit more and then over shoot and give her a bit of sauce then like over shoot or under shoot

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um geez let go back to see where the roll is at it i'd say about there about there about there yeah yeah yeah

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and how do we hit that baby do we hit the sweet the sweet spot is on the yellow there isn't it see on the aim

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would we use a bit of fucking spice on that would we would we dash a bit of pepper or we'll keep it conservative and

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just make it bland fucking old spice yeah mustard dejeanet

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let's go with this because the american must let's go with this oh oh oh

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yo bastard them greens are fierce slow

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ray ray ray oh oh is that chism or sism well i i'm not sure but as in chasm you want to miss in a h you

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want to say thank you very much ray ray fair play to your ray and i want to say thank you and i i agree

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you've greatly enhanced your reputation greatly and you're listening into me ray so you can say whether

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the try aren't wrong it's never your intention for connor fowler connor for robbie fowler to follow

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robbie fowler's brother robbie fowler the rumor is connor thank you so much the rumor is with you is

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that you are the one that taught robbie to do that gold celebration where he went along the end line did

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you see that yeah it was connor that told robbie oh yeah robbie fowler sniffing the the goal line yeah

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sniffed the goal line infamous celebration you sniffed the rim i think he got a few games banned for that

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shit i think he got a few games banned he did you sniffed the rim of this hole now now let's have a look

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let us have a little look we'll hit that hard sweet spot there oh is it over oh yeah you've gone past

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the hole oh man triple bogey never better yeah i suppose he was in a decline he was in decline

199
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yeah yeah back then this was before it all went tits up isn't it hard to believe like a game from 2012

200
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would be retro looking yeah what's your man say fly by home have a listen full short iron for the

201
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approach or you can take driver and hit it as far down the fairway as possible leaving just a flip wedge to

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the green

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See how we get on here.

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Tommy Schlug Thrust Fund.

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Trust Fund.

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Thank you very, very much.

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Thank you.

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Tommy Schlug Thrust.

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We will make sure that gets to him.

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Should we give that to him in person?

211
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Or should we fucking...

212
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,620
He doesn't have a Streamlabs.

213
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He doesn't have a Streamlabs PayPal.

214
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No.

215
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So what do we do?

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Do we deliver that €2 to Tommy Schlug in person?

217
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We'll try, yeah.

218
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Will we bother?

219
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We'll find him, yeah.

220
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How will he find out about it, though?

221
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If we keep it?

222
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Say nothing.

223
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Do you know what I mean?

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Yeah, say nothing.

225
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Thanks very much, though, Tommy Schlug.

226
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Thanks, Tommy.

227
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Are you doing a bit of video gaming?

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We are, yeah.

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Conor Fowler says,

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I see the boom time for the Celtic Tiger again, so...

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The Celtic Tiger.

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The Celtic Tiger.

233
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Ah, that's a brilliant joke.

234
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That's a great one, Conor.

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You're fucked.

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We're gonna go full dry, full pelt.

237
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Oh, fucking put the foot down.

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Fucking hold it.

239
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We've gone...

240
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Stay on.

241
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Stay on.

242
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Stay on.

243
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Stay on.

244
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Stay on.

245
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Lovely.

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Sound.

247
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Recovered.

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Bernard Langer.

249
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Bernard Langer.

250
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Bernard.

251
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Bernard.

252
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Is he...

253
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,780
Are you still playing, Bernard?

254
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Thank you so much.

255
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Thank you, Bernard.

256
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Thank you.

257
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You're a German.

258
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You're...

259
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:00,480
You're...

260
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And you're sound.

261
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You're efficient.

262
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You're fucking...

263
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:03,440
You are...

264
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You're efficient.

265
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Versprung Dirk Technik.

266
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Yeah.

267
00:25:06,820 --> 00:25:08,540
Versprung Tiger Technik.

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Fucking Tiger Dike.

269
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Tiger Technik.

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00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,540
We're gonna get a bit Tiger Technical now on this green.

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Should we land it on the green or should we hit before and let it run on or what?

272
00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:21,120
What would you usually do in this situation?

273
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:21,900
I think that looks like...

274
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I think that looks like...

275
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As a caddy, as a professional caddy.

276
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Yeah.

277
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What would you do here?

278
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,260
Who's never done this before.

279
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Who's been dragged in.

280
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Yeah.

281
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:30,960
But what would you do?

282
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I'd let it roll down the hill.

283
00:25:32,660 --> 00:25:34,160
So come back up to the left of the pin.

284
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:35,060
No.

285
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You're gone fucking miles out.

286
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There.

287
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Come back a bit.

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Back a bit.

289
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And then to the right a bit.

290
00:25:42,180 --> 00:25:42,580
Now...

291
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I reckon there.

292
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Let the bastard run down the hill.

293
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:45,520
Yeah.

294
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Yeah.

295
00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:46,760
Looks like there's a hill there.

296
00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:47,120
Right.

297
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,520
Give her a full...

298
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,580
Full pelt?

299
00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:52,340
Oh, give it to her up to there, yeah.

300
00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:59,020
She's overcooked.

301
00:25:59,300 --> 00:25:59,700
She's not.

302
00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:00,560
She might take it.

303
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:01,040
She's not.

304
00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:01,540
She's not.

305
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,900
She's gonna drop now.

306
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:03,460
She's gonna drop.

307
00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:04,480
Distance and powers.

308
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,040
She's gonna drop.

309
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:05,680
She's gonna drop.

310
00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:07,960
Oh, yeah.

311
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:08,360
Off her.

312
00:26:08,580 --> 00:26:09,560
Oh, fucking hell.

313
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:11,820
Jeez, that was a strong wind.

314
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,620
Probably gonna roll back into the sand.

315
00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:14,820
Is there sand down there?

316
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,380
There might be the sandman.

317
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Mr. Sandman, bring me your dreams.

318
00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:22,320
Make him the sweetest you've ever seen.

319
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,020
Yeah.

320
00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:26,860
Bang of gi.

321
00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:28,400
Thank you very much, bang of gi.

322
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,420
Where's that in mayo?

323
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,600
Bang of gi just outside Ballyhonas.

324
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:33,620
Oh, yeah.

325
00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:36,480
There's a bad bang of gi.

326
00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:38,700
Bad road into it as well.

327
00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:40,420
Well.

328
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,400
Welcome to the galaxy.

329
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:48,840
I think about here.

330
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,540
I think what we're gonna see if we land the ball there is...

331
00:26:51,540 --> 00:26:53,560
Bruno.

332
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,060
I can't believe you, Bruno.

333
00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:56,820
Bruno.

334
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,300
I cannot believe you.

335
00:26:59,040 --> 00:26:59,440
Jesus.

336
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:00,740
Thanks a million.

337
00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:01,600
You're a fucking...

338
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,420
You're a saint.

339
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,380
You're a scholar.

340
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:05,920
And you're a legend.

341
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:06,480
101.

342
00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:08,220
He's fucking 101.

343
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,740
Is it alright to curse, is it?

344
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:10,920
What?

345
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:12,140
Curse.

346
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:12,620
Mmm.

347
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,280
Swear.

348
00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:18,060
Well, you can, but I mean, it might deter some viewers from watching.

349
00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,240
It might make them switch off.

350
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:19,920
Because the...

351
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,400
Do you know the...

352
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,180
That sort of unsavory language...

353
00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:24,940
On the golf course.

354
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:25,740
On the golf course.

355
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:26,320
It's not...

356
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,900
It's not fucking profesh.

357
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:28,700
It's not, is it?

358
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,060
Then again, no one ever said we were.

359
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,740
Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

360
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,860
Now, Box of Cobra Toxin thirst.

361
00:27:36,340 --> 00:27:38,260
He is a good supporter of the stream.

362
00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:39,180
He is always...

363
00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:40,120
Thank you so much.

364
00:27:41,180 --> 00:27:43,820
He's always giving me a chance to get the fucking suit out.

365
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,120
I was just about to say, that is almost an occasion.

366
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:46,800
It is.

367
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,020
And he is a nice guy.

368
00:27:48,380 --> 00:27:49,700
And a big, big thank you.

369
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,960
You've greatly enhanced your reputation, Boxes.

370
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,060
As you always have done.

371
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,860
And will do forever.

372
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:56,240
Yeah.

373
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:57,720
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

374
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:58,280
Greatly.

375
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,020
Oh, what a hero.

376
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,340
What a hero.

377
00:28:01,340 --> 00:28:01,420
What a hero.

378
00:28:02,060 --> 00:28:02,460
Yeah.

379
00:28:02,820 --> 00:28:04,020
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

380
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,100
I modeled my career.

381
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,800
My life on that man.

382
00:28:09,740 --> 00:28:09,940
P.

383
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:10,640
P, is it?

384
00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:10,920
Yeah.

385
00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:11,600
The peeve.

386
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:13,500
Left to pick up the pieces.

387
00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:14,260
I seen him.

388
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,160
He's driving a nice car around Castlebar.

389
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,880
1-9-1 Audi.

390
00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:20,780
I don't know if it's that now, but...

391
00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:21,560
4-litre TDI.

392
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,720
Get up and get down.

393
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:26,280
I saw a 191 4-litre A6.

394
00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:26,720
What?

395
00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:29,560
Like, how fucking much are they, man?

396
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,860
You'd need to sell the wife, kids.

397
00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:34,520
You'd need to sell everything.

398
00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:36,460
They're around 59,000.

399
00:28:37,780 --> 00:28:38,200
I heard.

400
00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:42,260
Now, bring that out to the right.

401
00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:44,180
So, out to Tiger's right.

402
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:45,260
And...

403
00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:48,280
Give her plenty of juice, I reckon.

404
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:48,720
Okay.

405
00:28:49,780 --> 00:28:50,680
Plenty of juice.

406
00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:51,260
Yeah.

407
00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:52,660
Fuck.

408
00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:55,420
Oh, get in.

409
00:28:55,420 --> 00:28:55,440
Oh, get in.

410
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:55,980
Easy.

411
00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:56,480
Oh.

412
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,040
Bogeyman.

413
00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:03,680
Bogeyman.

414
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,480
Bogeyman's bogey's gonna get ya.

415
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,120
The fucking bogeyman is after you.

416
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,700
Bogey's gonna get ya.

417
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,780
We're fucking flying.

418
00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:10,920
Aren't we?

419
00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:11,720
Are we?

420
00:29:11,780 --> 00:29:11,940
We do.

421
00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:12,220
We do.

422
00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:12,420
We do.

423
00:29:12,540 --> 00:29:12,840
We do.

424
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,300
We are.

425
00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:13,680
We are.

426
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:14,000
We are.

427
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:19,500
Look, we're crawling up the ladder every day, every game.

428
00:29:19,860 --> 00:29:20,000
Yeah.

429
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,080
Every hole is a goal.

430
00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:22,380
Yeah.

431
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:23,420
Isn't that what they say?

432
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:23,840
Yeah.

433
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:24,740
I agree.

434
00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:26,220
I agree.

435
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,200
Try it sometime.

436
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:32,240
What a man.

437
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:32,760
Try it sometime.

438
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:33,580
What a man.

439
00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:36,180
What a man.

440
00:29:36,780 --> 00:29:37,500
Try it sometime.

441
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:39,000
Every hole a dream.

442
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,920
What about VJ Singh?

443
00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:42,680
VJ Singh.

444
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:43,260
Do you remember that?

445
00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:43,980
That last.

446
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,040
VJ Singh.

447
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,020
Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.

448
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,280
It wasn't nursery rhyme.

449
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,000
It was literally a golf player.

450
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.

451
00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:53,980
That one, isn't it?

452
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,820
Where are you going here now?

453
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,380
Just over the fucking bottom of the bunker.

454
00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:05,740
Yeah, but do you remember you came up short the last time now, so make sure.

455
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:06,960
Yeah, we'll hit that.

456
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:07,740
We'll hit it through.

457
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:08,480
We'll hit it fair.

458
00:30:08,660 --> 00:30:09,220
Have you plinj-

459
00:30:09,220 --> 00:30:12,120
Look, those two bunkers are like a pair of cheeks.

460
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:17,120
And we want to just slice through those pieces of bacon.

461
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,920
He has sliced through many a bunker.

462
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,340
And if there's one man who can fucking make it through a pair of cheeks,

463
00:30:22,580 --> 00:30:25,640
it's the wood man himself.

464
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,080
A pale pair of bunkers.

465
00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:29,220
And we're not out of the fucking woodwork yet.

466
00:30:30,860 --> 00:30:32,000
I'm not going to chance.

467
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:34,140
See, a chancer would go here.

468
00:30:34,780 --> 00:30:37,060
You'll only live once, Francis.

469
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,100
We need to put a bit of spice on this.

470
00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:39,960
A bit of zest.

471
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,360
A bit of lemon zest.

472
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,300
Old spice, clear water.

473
00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:43,800
Yeah.

474
00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:44,760
Or is it blue water?

475
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,500
I don't know, but it smells good.

476
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:47,460
But it's too expensive.

477
00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:51,420
I'd rather just buy the fucking sure, or the CN that you get in Little.

478
00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:56,400
But that doesn't last two hours before you stink a bobo.

479
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,200
Someone said there.

480
00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:58,900
Body odour.

481
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,320
Is that them talking there?

482
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,600
Is everyone talking there?

483
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,520
There's a bit of food on your teeth.

484
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:03,860
Who?

485
00:31:03,980 --> 00:31:04,500
Me, is it?

486
00:31:05,140 --> 00:31:06,720
Is it him or is it...

487
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,980
I ate a feed of shbuds there earlier.

488
00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:11,680
I've bad teeth.

489
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:12,820
I don't know.

490
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:13,860
I can't see.

491
00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:15,860
The camera quality is not...

492
00:31:15,860 --> 00:31:21,120
I need to get all Hollywood and get me teeth whitened like all the...

493
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,180
I won't say that are on the telly.

494
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:25,340
All the boys.

495
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,220
All the boys.

496
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,820
You'll get a chance to wear the old so-telly.

497
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,420
John G69er.

498
00:31:30,420 --> 00:31:31,620
John G69er.

499
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,580
You are...

500
00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:34,120
Thank you.

501
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,120
The sauce on the chips of life.

502
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:37,540
Yeah.

503
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,240
You make the world go round.

504
00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:40,400
There's an alarming rate.

505
00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:41,760
You make the world go round.

506
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,620
You make my love shine down.

507
00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:45,300
You've got it all ahead of you.

508
00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:46,940
And we want to say thank you very much.

509
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,140
And I just want to...

510
00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:48,420
Oh.

511
00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:50,540
No.

512
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,920
My dog Penny.

513
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:57,780
How are you, my dog?

514
00:31:57,860 --> 00:31:58,460
Thank you very much.

515
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,320
My dog Penny.

516
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,300
Thank you so much.

517
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,260
Do you have a dog yourself, Thirst?

518
00:32:02,340 --> 00:32:03,300
Or...

519
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:04,120
What do you do?

520
00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:05,780
What's your living arrangement at the moment?

521
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,580
My dog is no longer with us.

522
00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:10,440
Poor old Sparks.

523
00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:12,220
His spark went out.

524
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,020
He had a good innings though now.

525
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,080
Poor...

526
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:16,620
Poor creature.

527
00:32:16,820 --> 00:32:18,640
He saw Tiger win four Masters.

528
00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:19,700
Did he fuck?

529
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:20,400
He did.

530
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:21,440
Fifteen.

531
00:32:21,660 --> 00:32:22,780
Was he mad into the golf?

532
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:23,780
The dog he was, yeah?

533
00:32:23,780 --> 00:32:24,540
No, he was...

534
00:32:24,540 --> 00:32:25,860
He was mad for...

535
00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:28,500
Mad for pulling clothes off the line when he was small.

536
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,720
That has nothing to do with golf though.

537
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:31,560
No, but you're...

538
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,560
Just, you know...

539
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,120
Go on.

540
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:34,280
Go...

541
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,180
Oh.

542
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:35,900
Nearly.

543
00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:37,640
Nearly.

544
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,600
Nearly now.

545
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:40,100
Nearly.

546
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,620
Nearly never bull the cow.

547
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,500
This is it.

548
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:43,580
This is it.

549
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,000
This is it.

550
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,760
Johnson's wireless printer.

551
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,680
No, Johnson's wireless printer.

552
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:50,760
Thank you so much.

553
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,320
Johnson's wireless.

554
00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:54,040
I've never heard of a Johnson's printer.

555
00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:54,680
Yeah.

556
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,580
I've never heard of a Johnson's printer.

557
00:32:57,740 --> 00:32:59,560
I think it's a peep show reference, is it?

558
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,600
It could be.

559
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,060
Look at this.

560
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:03,680
Look at Tiger's face.

561
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:04,560
He's not happy with you.

562
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:04,940
No, no.

563
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,440
He's not happy with you at all.

564
00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:07,300
Why would he be?

565
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,280
Fucking...

566
00:33:08,980 --> 00:33:12,020
Marco Mira was his caddy, so I'm meant to be the equivalent to him.

567
00:33:12,820 --> 00:33:12,920
Marco Mira.

568
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:17,660
Do you remember Tiger used to have the little fucking tiger thing that you'd put on top of

569
00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:18,100
the golf club?

570
00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:19,000
He had it yesterday.

571
00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:20,260
Hilarious.

572
00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:20,820
Absolutely.

573
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,500
What a genius.

574
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,700
Comic genius under moments of extreme sporting pressure.

575
00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:26,460
Hilarious.

576
00:33:26,780 --> 00:33:27,620
Fantastic stuff.

577
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:32,480
Rest in peace, Sparks, says Gavin McAmarra.

578
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,260
Poor old Sparks, yeah.

579
00:33:33,260 --> 00:33:34,880
Thanks very much for that, guys.

580
00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:36,380
He was a Springer Spaniel.

581
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:43,880
And, yeah, he did 15 years on this earth, which is 15 by 7, which is...

582
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:44,780
It's fuck all, really, isn't it?

583
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,100
It's 105.

584
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:47,180
Is that right?

585
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,140
You know, those of you that have time to tell me.

586
00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:51,180
Who knows what dog years they're fucking doing these days.

587
00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:53,340
That's 105 dog years, isn't it?

588
00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:55,460
Kate Vitullo.

589
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,400
Now, Kate Vitullo is a Boulder Coloradan.

590
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,900
I'm sorry for doxing you there, but you keep on telling us that, so I need to fucking say that.

591
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:03,200
Okay.

592
00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:04,100
Colorado.

593
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,060
Yeah, Colorado.

594
00:34:05,060 --> 00:34:05,980
Rocky Mountain High.

595
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:07,060
Rocky River, boy.

596
00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:08,140
Rocky Mountain High.

597
00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:10,860
Rock that baby like a wagon wheel.

598
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:12,740
Rock me, tiger.

599
00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:15,620
Rock me, tiger, any woman you feel.

600
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,540
Or Michael Jackson.

601
00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:21,220
I want to rock with you all night.

602
00:34:21,540 --> 00:34:25,040
Rock with you all night.

603
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,280
The channel for documentary was fucking shy.

604
00:34:28,420 --> 00:34:29,840
Well, it was fucking...

605
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:30,800
What did you make of that?

606
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:31,440
I didn't see it.

607
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:32,300
I'm only just...

608
00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:33,240
I'm only just...

609
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:33,860
I couldn't...

610
00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:37,820
I'm only putting comments up there for clickbait.

611
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,100
Is that what they say?

612
00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:40,240
The things he was at, man.

613
00:34:40,340 --> 00:34:41,220
It was disgusting.

614
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:42,380
Fucking sick.

615
00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:43,260
I was losing the run of myself.

616
00:34:43,260 --> 00:34:44,120
It was sick.

617
00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:44,900
Clickbait.

618
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:45,440
Clickbait.

619
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,160
No, it wasn't clickbait.

620
00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:47,540
Fucking dickbait.

621
00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:48,320
Oh, sorry.

622
00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:49,140
We've got sliced.

623
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:50,980
We've got sliced.

624
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:51,940
Sliced that bait.

625
00:34:53,140 --> 00:34:54,940
Did you ever slice me the bait for fishing?

626
00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:55,260
I did it.

627
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:55,540
I...

628
00:34:55,540 --> 00:34:56,120
No, no.

629
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,520
I did it when I was in Australia.

630
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,680
Look at the fucking spin on the ball.

631
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:00,200
Spinball.

632
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:00,680
Where do we now?

633
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:01,920
Spinball screw pants.

634
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,460
He has screw pants on him.

635
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,780
No, we're not too bad.

636
00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:07,660
No, part threes are looking nice.

637
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,100
We're up on it.

638
00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:10,600
I told you about the back nine.

639
00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:12,420
He's coming on strong.

640
00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:12,760
Yeah.

641
00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:14,500
Well, he's fond of the back nine.

642
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,900
Thank you very much, subterfuge.

643
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:19,360
Subterfuge.

644
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,280
Subterfuge.

645
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:22,020
Subterfuge.

646
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:22,460
Oh, wow.

647
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,380
He's trying to confuse us by fucking saying subterfuge.

648
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,660
Play on words.

649
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:27,180
Yeah.

650
00:35:27,820 --> 00:35:28,260
Ingenious.

651
00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:30,020
Ingenious.

652
00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:30,620
And you have.

653
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,700
You've confused us.

654
00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:32,760
I'm lost.

655
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,020
And thank you for that tip.

656
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,400
Did you even look where this is going?

657
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:35,620
No.

658
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:36,160
Nah, fuck.

659
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:36,980
Just fly it.

660
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:37,840
We're flying it.

661
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,600
This is Tiger Woodshire.

662
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:40,840
He knows what he's doing.

663
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:42,820
It's all muscle memory for him.

664
00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:43,980
Muscle that.

665
00:35:44,260 --> 00:35:45,220
You're lovely.

666
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:46,280
Not too bad.

667
00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:48,060
And a downhill stroke.

668
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,180
I love a downhill stroke.

669
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,300
I bet you do.

670
00:35:51,060 --> 00:35:51,560
I love a downhill.

671
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:51,840
Yeah.

672
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,320
Downhill stroke for birdie.

673
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,560
You dirty fecker.

674
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,560
A downhill stroke rolled gently into...

675
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,860
I'm not even going to look.

676
00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:03,540
Here we go.

677
00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:05,820
Bam.

678
00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:07,400
You're proud of that.

679
00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:09,940
Take that, all of you, and drink from it.

680
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,060
It is my shot.

681
00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:11,980
I give it up to you.

682
00:36:12,580 --> 00:36:14,320
It is right to give him thanks and praise.

683
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,560
To prove him with him and in him.

684
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,140
In the unity of the Holy Spirit.

685
00:36:18,140 --> 00:36:19,140
Old...

686
00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:21,580
Power and honour is yours.

687
00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:22,980
And honour is almighty golfer.

688
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,220
Almighty golfer.

689
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:24,760
Yeah.

690
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,040
Forever and ever.

691
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:27,500
One.

692
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:28,620
Two.

693
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,080
Buckle my shoe.

694
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,000
Three, four.

695
00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:32,520
Get in the hole, you bollocks.

696
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,300
What happened there?

697
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:34,540
And look at this stance.

698
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,520
His stance is all off.

699
00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:37,020
We're a plus six for bogey.

700
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:37,640
Stancy.

701
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:39,280
Stancy.

702
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,080
Stancy pants.

703
00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:41,300
Stancy pants.

704
00:36:41,980 --> 00:36:42,840
Get in there.

705
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,080
Give us a second, Francis.

706
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:45,360
Yeah?

707
00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:45,860
Yeah.

708
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,020
I just have to go and get the...

709
00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:47,600
No problem.

710
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:48,860
We're gonna lose you for a moment.

711
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,360
We're gonna lose you for a moment.

712
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:55,780
Rock with you.

713
00:36:57,780 --> 00:36:58,460
All night.

714
00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:01,460
Penny is a good dog.

715
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:02,600
Thank you very much.

716
00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:03,840
Penny is a good dog.

717
00:37:03,940 --> 00:37:04,700
It's great to see you.

718
00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:05,380
It's great to have you.

719
00:37:05,460 --> 00:37:06,280
It's great to feel you.

720
00:37:06,780 --> 00:37:09,500
I mean that in a different sense.

721
00:37:09,580 --> 00:37:11,200
Obviously, we can't touch.

722
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,800
We can't reach out or anything like that.

723
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:16,700
But we can feel each other in a kind of mental telepathy way.

724
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:17,900
You can...

725
00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:18,860
Oh, Thirsch is back here.

726
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:19,380
Yeah.

727
00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:20,900
How are you, Thirsch?

728
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:21,780
Awesome, yeah.

729
00:37:21,780 --> 00:37:22,900
Did you go for a piss there?

730
00:37:23,260 --> 00:37:24,740
I went and drained the spuds.

731
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,300
Can you see me all right there, Francis?

732
00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:29,580
Yeah?

733
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,240
Yeah.

734
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,320
Can you hear me all right?

735
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:32,980
Yeah.

736
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:34,180
How are we doing score-wise now?

737
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:34,740
All right.

738
00:37:34,780 --> 00:37:35,500
I can see now again.

739
00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:35,800
Lovely.

740
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,000
I hope you fucking cleaned up.

741
00:37:38,380 --> 00:37:38,880
I did, yeah.

742
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:39,760
Oh, no.

743
00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:40,460
Nice and clean.

744
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:41,440
Like a rabbit.

745
00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:46,460
Splashing dash, like.

746
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:47,320
In position.

747
00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:48,160
Very good.

748
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,980
Splash and dash highway, yeah.

749
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:50,320
Yeah.

750
00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:56,260
Now, we need to claw our way back to the top.

751
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:58,240
And look at the graphics on Tiger's face.

752
00:37:58,300 --> 00:37:58,680
Oh.

753
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:00,840
2012.

754
00:38:01,340 --> 00:38:02,360
The year of the graphic.

755
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,760
Graphic depiction of golfers.

756
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,160
Graphic detail.

757
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,680
Scenes of a graphic nature.

758
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:11,520
I'd say there were.

759
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:12,760
Yeah.

760
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:13,680
What was he?

761
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:14,780
Was he in a chicken house?

762
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:15,620
Or was he drunk?

763
00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:17,360
Was he all hecked up on drunk?

764
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:17,800
Don't know.

765
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,640
With drunk balls?

766
00:38:18,780 --> 00:38:20,100
Or what was he doing?

767
00:38:20,620 --> 00:38:21,060
Don't know.

768
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,620
Remember, there was a string of them.

769
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,040
There was a string of them.

770
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:28,060
And they all, they were lined up in the tabloids like a fucking, it was the usual suspects.

771
00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:28,180
Like a football team.

772
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:28,460
Yeah.

773
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:28,620
Yeah.

774
00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:30,940
The start in 11.

775
00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:32,200
The start in 11.

776
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:33,200
And the back nine.

777
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:33,940
The back nine.

778
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,700
And the fucking 19th hole.

779
00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:37,980
Yeah.

780
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:38,720
It was his favourite.

781
00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:39,820
That was.

782
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:40,980
It was his undoing.

783
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:41,540
Yeah.

784
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,020
It was his undoing.

785
00:38:43,180 --> 00:38:44,260
The poor old bastard.

786
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:45,460
Undoing his trousers.

787
00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:46,340
It took him a long time.

788
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,240
I'm going to put a bit of backspin on this.

789
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:48,840
Ooh.

790
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:50,320
Tasty.

791
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:51,460
I love the backspin.

792
00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:52,680
I mean, you can overcook it.

793
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:53,600
Overcook her there.

794
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:54,060
Yeah.

795
00:38:54,140 --> 00:38:54,740
And see what, yeah.

796
00:38:54,860 --> 00:38:55,700
With a seven iron.

797
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,380
If I land it there.

798
00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:57,820
Viper.

799
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,160
Sticker in the oven.

800
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,100
Let's do this.

801
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:01,360
220.

802
00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:02,300
I have your blessing.

803
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:03,440
220.

804
00:39:03,780 --> 00:39:05,120
Your fan assisted oven.

805
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,980
We've got 14 mile per hour.

806
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,000
13 mile per hour wind facing us.

807
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:09,380
So we need to hear about that.

808
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:10,640
Give her plenty of sauce though.

809
00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:11,600
Give her plenty of sauce.

810
00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:13,480
Yeah.

811
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,240
I'm getting hungry now myself actually.

812
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,300
What would you be going for yourself?

813
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:17,820
Don't know.

814
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:18,100
No.

815
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,400
Don't know that I'm home.

816
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,360
Like, you know, I don't know.

817
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:21,580
I'm in two minds like.

818
00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:22,940
In two minds.

819
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,960
I fancy an old curry cheese chips anyway.

820
00:39:25,860 --> 00:39:26,160
Yeah.

821
00:39:26,180 --> 00:39:26,920
That's no good for you.

822
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,600
Can we do endorsements?

823
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:30,980
And like, can we mention places?

824
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:31,940
You can, yeah.

825
00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:32,760
I'm not sure.

826
00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:34,380
I mean, will they give us free?

827
00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:35,800
They probably won't give us free stuff.

828
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:37,480
But who are you?

829
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:38,460
Danolas is it?

830
00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:39,220
Well, I like it.

831
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,000
Yeah, Lana's a good spot too.

832
00:39:41,740 --> 00:39:42,020
Yeah.

833
00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:44,560
If you want that fucking tie job.

834
00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:45,920
Jordan Crawley.

835
00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:47,800
The creepy crawley I call him.

836
00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:48,400
The crawley.

837
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,220
He's coming.

838
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,120
He came crawling back to us.

839
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:51,800
Thank you.

840
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,200
How are you, Jordan?

841
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:53,740
Thanks very much.

842
00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:55,140
Thank you so much now.

843
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,440
Thank you so much.

844
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,800
That's, now that'll go towards the curry cheese chips.

845
00:39:59,140 --> 00:39:59,560
Twill.

846
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,060
Twill.

847
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:00,560
Twill.

848
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:01,040
Twill.

849
00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:01,580
Mobile.

850
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,480
I used to love mobile's curry cheese chips.

851
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,060
Was that the fucking chipper that got closed down?

852
00:40:06,260 --> 00:40:07,700
Because they found a rat in the mobile.

853
00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:09,160
It was a mobile chipper.

854
00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:09,980
Was it, yeah?

855
00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:10,940
Oh.

856
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,500
Actually, am I slandering someone there?

857
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,480
Is that a real fucking thing?

858
00:40:13,540 --> 00:40:13,700
Is it?

859
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,420
I don't know.

860
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:14,740
Right.

861
00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:17,160
Apologies, mobile, if you are listening.

862
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:17,940
I didn't mean to say that.

863
00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:18,620
No, I think, no, I think.

864
00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:20,960
I don't think they did find a rat in your fucking van.

865
00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:21,260
No.

866
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:22,680
And if they did?

867
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:23,420
No.

868
00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:25,540
Well, that was a lucky fucking mistake.

869
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:27,080
Yeah, it was.

870
00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:32,660
But I'm just talking about generic van chipper vans outside nightclubs.

871
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,480
I thought you were going to go into a gender thing there.

872
00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:35,660
I was like, I want to talk about gender.

873
00:40:35,820 --> 00:40:36,620
No, fuck.

874
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:37,560
That's a grey area.

875
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,640
I don't want to go near that.

876
00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:39,900
That's a minefield shirt.

877
00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:40,260
Yeah.

878
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,140
That is a fucking minefield.

879
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,740
You're as best off keeping your mouth shut.

880
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:45,380
Oh, yeah.

881
00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:45,680
Do you know?

882
00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:46,800
Equal rights.

883
00:40:47,260 --> 00:40:47,540
Yeah.

884
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,940
Just nod, smile, and nod.

885
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,760
Because they'll only use it against you.

886
00:40:52,820 --> 00:40:53,980
Fleabag is a great show.

887
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:54,920
That covers everything.

888
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,880
Yeah, just say you like Fleabag, right?

889
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:57,380
Yeah, and they're sorted.

890
00:40:57,380 --> 00:40:58,960
And then all your base is covered.

891
00:40:59,220 --> 00:41:00,480
And say you hate Top Gear.

892
00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:01,780
Yeah, yeah.

893
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,880
Do you see Jeremy Clarkson was crying there the last episode of the...

894
00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:09,760
I don't watch it now, but he's on the grand tour.

895
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:10,360
Yeah.

896
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,840
And apparently it was the last episode and he started beefing.

897
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:14,860
Started going...

898
00:41:14,860 --> 00:41:18,620
I hope he cried himself to a painful death.

899
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:19,040
Yeah.

900
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:19,540
Of de-ha...

901
00:41:19,540 --> 00:41:20,440
Well, yeah.

902
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,360
We don't want to wish death on anyone, but I mean like...

903
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:22,880
Close to.

904
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:24,060
He's...

905
00:41:24,060 --> 00:41:27,760
And the hamster fella has a dyed beard.

906
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:28,940
He dyes his beard, man.

907
00:41:28,980 --> 00:41:29,260
That's a lot of...

908
00:41:29,260 --> 00:41:30,720
I just said he died.

909
00:41:30,980 --> 00:41:32,060
No, well, he nearly did.

910
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:32,380
Do you remember?

911
00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:34,380
He was in the fucking hamster wheel for a while.

912
00:41:34,540 --> 00:41:35,500
He got a book out of it, though.

913
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,260
Yeah.

914
00:41:37,220 --> 00:41:40,260
He nearly ended up in a hamster wheelchair after that accident.

915
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,320
He was in...

916
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:41,920
The cunt.

917
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,040
He made a few quid on the book.

918
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:46,900
Did he make a few quid on the book?

919
00:41:46,980 --> 00:41:47,380
He did, yeah.

920
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:48,540
He wrote a book about it, like.

921
00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:52,580
He was in...

922
00:41:52,580 --> 00:41:53,020
He was...

923
00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:53,480
He was...

924
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,960
Always doing daft shit.

925
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:56,500
I loved it, yeah.

926
00:41:57,700 --> 00:41:59,280
You should get a chance to wear the old suit.

927
00:41:59,380 --> 00:41:59,960
Connor...

928
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:00,800
Connor Callaghan.

929
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:01,640
Jesus Christ.

930
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,500
Jesus Christ.

931
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,060
I'm a bite.

932
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:03,680
Fucking hell.

933
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,200
That's the...

934
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,180
That's the boom time.

935
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,100
Connor Callaghan.

936
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:07,960
You were...

937
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:08,660
I tell you what.

938
00:42:09,140 --> 00:42:10,260
You heard this tune, third.

939
00:42:10,540 --> 00:42:11,180
Like this tune.

940
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,220
Oh, I know that lad, too.

941
00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:23,700
I like it, yeah.

942
00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:26,400
I like the boom time.

943
00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:28,040
In the boom time.

944
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:28,900
Tell you one thing.

945
00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:30,680
2012 wasn't the boom time.

946
00:42:33,180 --> 00:42:34,480
Was it like...

947
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,160
Connor...

948
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,000
Connor...

949
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,040
The fucking boom is back, Connor.

950
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,440
The fucking boom is back.

951
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,300
The boom is back.

952
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:41,600
What are you...

953
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,240
You're going...

954
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,400
Sinking fucking 10 euro pints tonight down Temple Bar, is it?

955
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:45,540
Jesus.

956
00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:47,940
That's...

957
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:50,400
You've got a golf bag in the fucking boot of the Mercedes.

958
00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:53,580
You've got the 191 Audi, is it?

959
00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:54,620
You're poor enough.

960
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,220
Take some of my money.

961
00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:57,260
Fantastic.

962
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,880
Well, there's not a lot that can be said to that, really, is there?

963
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:01,360
Oh, there isn't.

964
00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:02,680
We just have to sit here.

965
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:03,340
Yeah.

966
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,340
Oliver Twist style.

967
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:06,120
Hands out.

968
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:06,580
Yeah.

969
00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:07,220
Like this.

970
00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:08,040
What is this?

971
00:43:08,140 --> 00:43:08,600
Please...

972
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:09,060
Please...

973
00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:09,780
Please, Connor.

974
00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:10,680
Please, Connor.

975
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,260
Please, Connor.

976
00:43:11,260 --> 00:43:13,360
Can I have some more, please?

977
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:15,760
Yeah.

978
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,040
Do you know what I mean?

979
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,120
And that's...

980
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,280
How many suits have you, Connor?

981
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,220
I'd say he has a Remus Oomo for Monday.

982
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,860
I'd say he has a Versace for Tuesday.

983
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,040
A Gucci for Wednesday.

984
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:30,140
What about Eddie Murphy?

985
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:33,420
Eddie Murphy menswear is the weekend only, baby.

986
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,560
That's when he gets serious.

987
00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:37,960
We can't stick to one local fashion retailer.

988
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,920
No, but we have to...

989
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,600
Paul Byron's shoes.

990
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,800
Quality, value, and fashion.

991
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:47,640
And also, don't forget fucking...

992
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:48,840
Donald Vaughn's shoes.

993
00:43:48,980 --> 00:43:49,720
Donald Vaughn.

994
00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:50,340
Mayo man.

995
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:51,200
Mayo man.

996
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,280
And also, last but not least, Main Street Castle Bar.

997
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:55,560
Yeah.

998
00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:58,660
What the fuck is the name of it?

999
00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:00,540
Where is it?

1000
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:01,260
Menswear.

1001
00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:03,600
Leo Daugherty's menswear.

1002
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:04,140
Leo Daugherty.

1003
00:44:04,740 --> 00:44:07,060
We gotta say a big shout out to Leo.

1004
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,140
If you're watching, Leo, and I know you're a big fan of the stream.

1005
00:44:12,020 --> 00:44:13,240
You do great suits.

1006
00:44:13,780 --> 00:44:15,380
And you're a great store.

1007
00:44:15,660 --> 00:44:16,960
And hopefully we'll be in there.

1008
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,340
Myself, Thirst will come down.

1009
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:19,120
Super dry.

1010
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,040
And we'll record this bit and show you that we said it.

1011
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,840
This Thirst is feeling super dry.

1012
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:24,300
Super dry wear.

1013
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:27,040
All the lads are wearing fucking super dry now, man.

1014
00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:27,580
Super dry, man.

1015
00:44:27,620 --> 00:44:28,560
You have to have super dry.

1016
00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:30,300
Any super dry gear for the weekend?

1017
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:30,900
Super dry.

1018
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,100
Have you any super...

1019
00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:33,140
Super dry.

1020
00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:33,460
Thirst.

1021
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,140
Do you have any super dry jackets for me?

1022
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:37,940
I have a few.

1023
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,620
Yeah, I have a luminous orange one.

1024
00:44:40,620 --> 00:44:43,340
Do you know, if you wear a super dry jacket...

1025
00:44:43,340 --> 00:44:43,800
Women love it.

1026
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,100
Women fucking love you, man.

1027
00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:45,300
I love a man.

1028
00:44:45,420 --> 00:44:47,560
Women are mad for that shit, man.

1029
00:44:47,580 --> 00:44:48,540
Jack and Jones, man.

1030
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,780
Women like men that wear fucking jackets that have 50 zippers on them.

1031
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,260
Oh, it looks like you're...

1032
00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:54,720
Oh!

1033
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:56,700
It looks like you're...

1034
00:44:56,700 --> 00:44:57,060
What did you say?

1035
00:44:57,100 --> 00:44:57,820
Nearly...

1036
00:44:57,820 --> 00:44:58,600
I nearly...

1037
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,480
I would have needed a super dry jacket if that ball had a sag.

1038
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,120
Because it would have got a little bit...

1039
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,980
Why are we getting excited about a double bogey?

1040
00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:06,580
I don't know.

1041
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,420
I was thinking about the super dry jacket myself.

1042
00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:09,920
But, um...

1043
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,060
What would you be into now?

1044
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,860
Super dry or a crosshatch or...

1045
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:15,540
Regatta?

1046
00:45:16,060 --> 00:45:16,460
Oh.

1047
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,940
They're different beasts.

1048
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,400
They are different beasts.

1049
00:45:20,580 --> 00:45:22,240
I'd go...

1050
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:23,240
Winter...

1051
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:23,700
Regatta.

1052
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:24,520
Yeah.

1053
00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:27,060
If you're going climbing Pro Patrick, you'd be regatta.

1054
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:27,300
Yeah.

1055
00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:29,840
Or just going for a few pints of special in town, like...

1056
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:30,860
Yeah, on a Wednesday night.

1057
00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:31,160
Yeah.

1058
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,100
Thursday, Wednesday, fucking Tuesday.

1059
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:33,820
Or watching the...

1060
00:45:33,820 --> 00:45:34,720
Champions League.

1061
00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:37,460
Yeah, watching the darts around Christmas with the lads.

1062
00:45:37,780 --> 00:45:39,880
You'd need a warmer jacket than that, my friend.

1063
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:40,640
Oh, regatta.

1064
00:45:41,420 --> 00:45:42,460
Yeah, they're windbreakers.

1065
00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:43,020
Oh.

1066
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:45,680
You don't want to fucking break the back of it.

1067
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,360
Cross...

1068
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:48,880
Super dry is summer.

1069
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:49,820
You have the...

1070
00:45:49,820 --> 00:45:51,700
You have the week's wages in the claw.

1071
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,080
Ball was...

1072
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,260
Just fucking...

1073
00:45:54,260 --> 00:45:54,580
Jesus.

1074
00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:56,960
Tiger Woods, would he...

1075
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:57,400
That's a gimme.

1076
00:45:57,780 --> 00:45:59,620
He wouldn't wear any of the stuff...

1077
00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:01,480
Any of that crosshatch Tiger Woods, would he?

1078
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:02,940
No, he was a Nike man, wasn't he?

1079
00:46:03,220 --> 00:46:03,480
Yeah.

1080
00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:04,380
Is he still...

1081
00:46:04,380 --> 00:46:06,980
Did they drop him after the fucking...

1082
00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:07,860
Did the idol?

1083
00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:08,420
No, sure.

1084
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:09,480
He was wearing them yesterday.

1085
00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:12,340
But I don't think he's their main...

1086
00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:13,220
Go-to guy.

1087
00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:13,820
No.

1088
00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:14,440
As they say.

1089
00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:15,260
No.

1090
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:16,400
No.

1091
00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:18,320
Quick word from our sponsors, guys.

1092
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,260
Uh, Firelighters.

1093
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,640
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields...

1094
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:28,500
There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace...

1095
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:30,300
And setting fire to them.

1096
00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:32,340
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

1097
00:46:32,420 --> 00:46:34,420
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going...

1098
00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:36,300
I do a few rolls on the ground...

1099
00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:38,480
And a few reptilious repetitions...

1100
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,060
Just to get the blood flowing.

1101
00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:42,680
Once those flames are licking high...

1102
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,520
It's time to shtick your coal in it.

1103
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,460
You can generate extra drafthage...

1104
00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:50,260
By using your gooch as a waft.

1105
00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:52,680
Now all that's left is to sit back...

1106
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,680
And warm your sack by the flames.

1107
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,840
This message was brought to you...

1108
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,140
By Firelighters.

1109
00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:17,960
Crosshatch.

1110
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,860
We will be giving away...

1111
00:47:20,860 --> 00:47:22,300
Five crosshatch hoodies.

1112
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,280
Stay with us for that.

1113
00:47:23,420 --> 00:47:25,760
I'm gonna give the smug look that I wear a north face.

1114
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:26,060
Yeah.

1115
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:26,660
Look at that.

1116
00:47:26,740 --> 00:47:27,700
I'm a north face man.

1117
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:28,340
Yeah.

1118
00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:29,360
You went to...

1119
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,180
Since Connor Callahan came in...

1120
00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:33,100
Boom boom boys.

1121
00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:34,180
Thanks for the boom boom.

1122
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,440
Boom boom boys.

1123
00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:36,600
That's a nice bit of boom boom.

1124
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:37,540
Fucking aw...

1125
00:47:37,540 --> 00:47:37,740
Oh.

1126
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:38,540
I keep swearing.

1127
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,180
I'm sorry.

1128
00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:39,380
No.

1129
00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:41,120
We need to fucking turn this down.

1130
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:42,440
What?

1131
00:47:42,700 --> 00:47:45,240
The game music is fucking cuntish.

1132
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,320
That's the sort of music now you'd hear...

1133
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:48,800
If you knew your flight was delayed.

1134
00:47:49,580 --> 00:47:49,780
Yeah.

1135
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:50,840
Let's fly by this hole.

1136
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:51,800
Parpoor.

1137
00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:54,860
The place slightly downhill off the tee.

1138
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,160
I'm sorry sir.

1139
00:47:56,220 --> 00:47:57,740
I cannot speak to you right now.

1140
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,580
If you just like to take a seat...

1141
00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:00,440
We will let you know.

1142
00:48:00,580 --> 00:48:02,360
Or if you can just keep an eye on the screens.

1143
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:05,040
What was that?

1144
00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:06,980
Was that a woman behind the fucking...

1145
00:48:06,980 --> 00:48:07,280
Yeah.

1146
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:07,860
Dishk?

1147
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:08,320
Yeah.

1148
00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:10,100
What was she telling you?

1149
00:48:10,100 --> 00:48:11,060
I'm sorry sir.

1150
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,920
But if you just have to take a seat...

1151
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,400
And I have to just deal with...

1152
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:15,320
Some other shite.

1153
00:48:16,220 --> 00:48:16,800
Well why?

1154
00:48:16,940 --> 00:48:18,940
Was it a fucking delay on the flight or something?

1155
00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:19,200
Was it?

1156
00:48:19,220 --> 00:48:19,320
No.

1157
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,040
I'm just like...

1158
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,040
I'm painting the picture.

1159
00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:21,320
Alright.

1160
00:48:21,340 --> 00:48:22,000
Well listen man.

1161
00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:24,280
I have no time for your fucking paintings.

1162
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:24,640
Alright?

1163
00:48:24,740 --> 00:48:25,120
Who paint this?

1164
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,200
You're a fucking caddy.

1165
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:27,940
And you need to help me...

1166
00:48:27,940 --> 00:48:28,980
Win the Masters.

1167
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,380
My first advice would be...

1168
00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:31,520
Is look at where the ball is going to go.

1169
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:32,540
My advice is going to be...

1170
00:48:32,540 --> 00:48:33,520
I'm going to hit some topspin.

1171
00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:34,900
Now can you hit...

1172
00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:35,620
Topspin...

1173
00:48:35,620 --> 00:48:37,920
When you're using a driver...

1174
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,200
To hit the fucking ball...

1175
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,180
Two or two yards.

1176
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:40,560
Can you...

1177
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:41,220
Is that possible?

1178
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,060
Yeah because I think...

1179
00:48:42,060 --> 00:48:42,700
Is that even a thing?

1180
00:48:42,940 --> 00:48:46,240
Yeah because I think what happens is that you hit the driver...

1181
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:47,740
In a certain...

1182
00:48:47,740 --> 00:48:50,320
The ball hits the driver at a certain part of the driver.

1183
00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:51,240
And it jitterates to...

1184
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,540
And is Tiger Woods capable of being that accurate...

1185
00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:54,740
It's Tiger Woods man.

1186
00:48:54,740 --> 00:48:55,840
When hitting the fucking ball?

1187
00:48:56,060 --> 00:48:56,880
It's Tiger Woods man.

1188
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:57,780
Are you serious?

1189
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:58,900
Ah it's Tiger Woods.

1190
00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:00,840
Yeah.

1191
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:02,740
Bye Pat.

1192
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:03,160
Bye.

1193
00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:04,040
Hello Pat.

1194
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,460
Thank you so much Pat.

1195
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:06,460
Thank you.

1196
00:49:06,540 --> 00:49:06,700
Hello.

1197
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:07,340
Hello.

1198
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:08,180
And Bypass.

1199
00:49:08,180 --> 00:49:08,440
Bypass.

1200
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:09,260
Thank you very much.

1201
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:09,700
By.

1202
00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:11,140
Ethereum.

1203
00:49:11,140 --> 00:49:11,340
By.

1204
00:49:11,340 --> 00:49:12,540
That's a cryptocurrency.

1205
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:13,700
Thank you very much.

1206
00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:13,760
By.

1207
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:13,800
By.

1208
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:13,900
By.

1209
00:49:13,900 --> 00:49:14,400
By.

1210
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:14,480
By.

1211
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:14,900
By.

1212
00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:14,980
By.

1213
00:49:14,980 --> 00:49:15,260
By.

1214
00:49:15,260 --> 00:49:16,740
What do you think of cryptocurrency?

1215
00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:18,960
Oh it's a pure illuminati.

1216
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,240
What would be your favourite cryptocurrency yourself?

1217
00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:24,460
Would you be Bitcoin?

1218
00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:25,240
Ethereum?

1219
00:49:25,580 --> 00:49:26,280
Litecoin?

1220
00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:27,340
I don't know like...

1221
00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:27,640
Bat?

1222
00:49:28,540 --> 00:49:29,020
Bat.

1223
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:29,400
Yeah.

1224
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:30,520
Bitcash?

1225
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,340
I've never used it.

1226
00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:33,580
You gotta use it man.

1227
00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:34,340
Cash in the claw.

1228
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:34,720
The future.

1229
00:49:35,220 --> 00:49:36,180
Cash in the claw.

1230
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:37,000
Untraceable.

1231
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:40,020
Untraceable.

1232
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:40,880
Now.

1233
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,960
Sam Saffiri.

1234
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,600
You should get a chance to round the old soldier anyway Francis.

1235
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:46,960
I reckon it's a silent...

1236
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:48,300
I reckon it's a silent S.

1237
00:49:48,460 --> 00:49:50,560
I'm going for Sam Saffiri.

1238
00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:52,140
Sam Saffiri.

1239
00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:54,120
Cheers Francis and Caddy Thirsty.

1240
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:55,480
Even though he's...

1241
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:55,600
Oh Saffiri.

1242
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,060
I've never called him Thirsty but...

1243
00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:58,180
Well maybe you could be.

1244
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,840
It is my dream to hear you say my last name pronounced correctly.

1245
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:03,340
Could you...

1246
00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:04,960
Counting Mayo like...

1247
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,300
It's Saffiri.

1248
00:50:06,820 --> 00:50:07,300
Saffiri.

1249
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:07,820
Saffiri.

1250
00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:08,040
Saffiri.

1251
00:50:08,420 --> 00:50:08,620
Hey.

1252
00:50:10,820 --> 00:50:12,220
Brogan he's class at that.

1253
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:12,760
You know.

1254
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:14,780
He's class at that.

1255
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:15,740
He goes...

1256
00:50:15,740 --> 00:50:16,280
Saffiri.

1257
00:50:16,660 --> 00:50:17,100
Saffiri.

1258
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,140
I'm just...

1259
00:50:19,140 --> 00:50:21,680
You need to think things through sometimes because...

1260
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:25,520
I've been tricked into saying racist terms on stream before.

1261
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,660
So we need to just say it in your head before.

1262
00:50:27,780 --> 00:50:28,860
Make sure there's nothing.

1263
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:29,480
Oh.

1264
00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:30,100
Nothing.

1265
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:30,620
Yeah.

1266
00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:31,080
Nothing.

1267
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:31,340
Yeah.

1268
00:50:31,340 --> 00:50:31,560
Yeah.

1269
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,160
Like Ash Vinkter says what?

1270
00:50:33,820 --> 00:50:34,220
Well.

1271
00:50:34,220 --> 00:50:34,500
Yeah.

1272
00:50:34,780 --> 00:50:37,960
And imagine that but throw in racial slurs and what not.

1273
00:50:38,340 --> 00:50:39,140
You know.

1274
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,460
But I think Sphere E.

1275
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,400
Sphere E.

1276
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:44,820
Sphere E.

1277
00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:46,660
Sam Sphere E.

1278
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:47,520
Sphere E.

1279
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:48,700
Sam Sphere E.

1280
00:50:49,620 --> 00:50:50,740
Thanks very much Sam.

1281
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:51,460
Thanks Sam.

1282
00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:52,520
Let's just leave it at Sam.

1283
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:53,360
Let's just leave it at Sam.

1284
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:53,820
Sam.

1285
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:55,120
Sam's chicken.

1286
00:50:55,340 --> 00:50:56,120
Fucking Sam.

1287
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,180
Sam the man.

1288
00:50:57,420 --> 00:50:58,100
Sam's chicken.

1289
00:50:58,660 --> 00:50:59,540
Spicy going in.

1290
00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:01,900
If anyone knows there on the chat.

1291
00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:04,060
Fucking hot and spicy coming out too.

1292
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:04,480
Yeah.

1293
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:05,400
It's hot twice.

1294
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,520
Unless you get a gallon of fucking cows.

1295
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:07,580
Oh bang.

1296
00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:09,060
Cows juicing to you.

1297
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:09,580
Bang.

1298
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,000
Get a gallon of milk into you.

1299
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:12,900
Make those chicken wings go down.

1300
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:13,360
Easy.

1301
00:51:14,100 --> 00:51:14,480
That was.

1302
00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:15,880
Tiger Bam Red.

1303
00:51:16,060 --> 00:51:16,480
That was.

1304
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:16,780
Yeah.

1305
00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:17,360
Boom.

1306
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,400
That white stuff is the light version.

1307
00:51:20,420 --> 00:51:20,640
Yeah.

1308
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:21,540
Tiger Bam was.

1309
00:51:21,700 --> 00:51:22,400
Tiger Bam Red.

1310
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:22,960
Chap lips is it?

1311
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:24,400
Chap balls.

1312
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:25,800
Well.

1313
00:51:25,940 --> 00:51:26,660
I tell you something.

1314
00:51:27,180 --> 00:51:28,060
On that note.

1315
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:28,620
The.

1316
00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:32,160
To stay well away from the mint.

1317
00:51:33,540 --> 00:51:33,980
Fucking.

1318
00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:34,880
Body wash.

1319
00:51:34,980 --> 00:51:35,720
I know the one.

1320
00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:37,040
Because that will.

1321
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:38,040
The tea tree one.

1322
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:39,480
That will give you a tingle.

1323
00:51:39,620 --> 00:51:40,220
Oh it does.

1324
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,640
And it's not nice.

1325
00:51:41,820 --> 00:51:43,220
I've heard that sales of that.

1326
00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:45,100
Go through the roof.

1327
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:45,900
And men.

1328
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,200
It's not men buying it.

1329
00:51:47,900 --> 00:51:48,140
Yeah.

1330
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,140
It just numbs your fucking bell.

1331
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:51,500
Yeah.

1332
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:53,240
Now.

1333
00:51:53,460 --> 00:51:54,640
Let's have a look here.

1334
00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:55,260
It does.

1335
00:51:55,340 --> 00:51:55,760
As we.

1336
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,980
Smash this into the fucking mainframe.

1337
00:51:59,340 --> 00:52:00,780
And I think I've given a bit of a.

1338
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,820
It'll tell you exactly where your gooch is.

1339
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:03,540
Yeah.

1340
00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:06,020
Oh.

1341
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,340
We're in the gooch now.

1342
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:07,860
Sand trap.

1343
00:52:08,060 --> 00:52:09,140
We're in the gooch now.

1344
00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:10,100
Trapped in sand.

1345
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:11,500
You're in the sandy gooch.

1346
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,100
Did you ever get sand in your gooch?

1347
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:13,540
We're in.

1348
00:52:13,540 --> 00:52:14,220
We're in Dubai.

1349
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:15,320
Tiger slugs.

1350
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:19,140
Thanks tiger.

1351
00:52:19,340 --> 00:52:20,080
Thank you tiger slugs.

1352
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:20,960
Tiger slugs.

1353
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:22,740
Still no McElroy.

1354
00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:23,420
Tiger slugs.

1355
00:52:23,420 --> 00:52:28,580
You could have cut that down by about three or four seconds.

1356
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:29,360
Therish.

1357
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:30,380
The alert.

1358
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,160
Because it just keeps going on.

1359
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:33,480
Any gas.

1360
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,920
Young Jake Richardson says any gas.

1361
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:38,840
On the woods fella boys.

1362
00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:39,560
Any scandal.

1363
00:52:40,460 --> 00:52:40,960
There he is.

1364
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:41,420
Hi.

1365
00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:42,980
Young Jake.

1366
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:44,620
Now Therish.

1367
00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:45,280
Thank you so much.

1368
00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:46,300
You are.

1369
00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:46,940
I brought you.

1370
00:52:47,180 --> 00:52:49,980
I wanted to do this because you're a fucking fanatic of the wood.

1371
00:52:50,340 --> 00:52:51,080
The woodmeister.

1372
00:52:51,780 --> 00:52:52,820
Not of the wood.

1373
00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:53,900
Tiger Woods.

1374
00:52:54,220 --> 00:52:54,600
Easy.

1375
00:52:54,740 --> 00:52:55,200
You're not.

1376
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,160
That way.

1377
00:52:59,040 --> 00:52:59,520
Inclined.

1378
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,460
But you are into Tiger Woods.

1379
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:03,500
And you know all about him.

1380
00:53:03,660 --> 00:53:04,620
I've heard stories.

1381
00:53:05,940 --> 00:53:06,340
Do you know?

1382
00:53:06,900 --> 00:53:08,400
You should get a chance to wear the house.

1383
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:11,020
Thanks very much Vipers Numbel.

1384
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:12,400
Vipers Numbel.

1385
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:13,280
Fantastic.

1386
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,340
You say it in one.

1387
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:14,880
Number.

1388
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,600
It's a number one.

1389
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:17,800
You're the number one.

1390
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:18,020
Don't ever.

1391
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:19,860
It sounds like something you'd get at.

1392
00:53:21,020 --> 00:53:23,260
Like a really dodgy takeaway.

1393
00:53:23,380 --> 00:53:25,180
I'll have the Vipers Numbel number one please.

1394
00:53:25,420 --> 00:53:25,800
Yeah.

1395
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:26,840
Could be like a type.

1396
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,980
Someone went into Danola the last day.

1397
00:53:29,420 --> 00:53:29,960
And said.

1398
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,580
I'll have a fucking cod.

1399
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:32,140
Chips.

1400
00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:33,260
And a BBC.

1401
00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:35,660
And the girl behind the counter says.

1402
00:53:35,740 --> 00:53:36,220
What's that?

1403
00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:36,840
And he goes.

1404
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:38,360
Big bottle of coke.

1405
00:53:39,820 --> 00:53:40,300
It is.

1406
00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:41,180
And it is.

1407
00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:43,440
There was no comeback to that.

1408
00:53:45,020 --> 00:53:46,640
And what we will do now is.

1409
00:53:46,780 --> 00:53:48,840
We've been taking a long time on this fucking sand trap.

1410
00:53:48,940 --> 00:53:50,140
Do you think Tiger has a.

1411
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,400
A big bottle of coke.

1412
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:51,660
A Numbel.

1413
00:53:51,740 --> 00:53:52,620
A big bottle of coke.

1414
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,360
He probably does.

1415
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:56,200
Get in.

1416
00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:56,900
He needs the sugar.

1417
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:57,480
Yeah.

1418
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:58,180
I tell you what.

1419
00:53:58,380 --> 00:53:58,560
John Daly.

1420
00:53:58,560 --> 00:53:59,520
That's a great shot.

1421
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:00,780
The golfer John Daly.

1422
00:54:00,780 --> 00:54:02,980
Had to forego his alcohol.

1423
00:54:02,980 --> 00:54:03,360
Oh yeah.

1424
00:54:03,820 --> 00:54:05,020
And eat fucking sugar.

1425
00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:06,100
And McDonald's.

1426
00:54:06,220 --> 00:54:07,600
To get himself around the course.

1427
00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:07,800
Yeah.

1428
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,020
So I mean.

1429
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:08,800
Maybe.

1430
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:09,700
He had him.

1431
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:10,820
He made a balls with though.

1432
00:54:10,900 --> 00:54:11,580
Because he thought.

1433
00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:12,200
He could have.

1434
00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:13,740
John Daly in this game.

1435
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:15,040
I don't know.

1436
00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:15,880
That would be great to have him.

1437
00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:16,200
Anyway.

1438
00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:16,520
Sorry.

1439
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,160
What are you going to say there?

1440
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,140
Well yeah.

1441
00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:20,700
What's going on with this crack?

1442
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:20,800
I don't know man.

1443
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,560
It's stuff.

1444
00:54:22,540 --> 00:54:23,460
Over and under.

1445
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:24,720
And fucking all sorts of.

1446
00:54:24,740 --> 00:54:25,780
All sorts of shite.

1447
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:26,340
Maybe.

1448
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:27,860
Maybe the heavy hitter.

1449
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:29,320
Maybe the heavy hitter.

1450
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,100
Do you have to come back to that sweet spot though?

1451
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:31,480
You do.

1452
00:54:32,060 --> 00:54:33,100
That red.

1453
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:33,460
You do.

1454
00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:34,460
That's what it is.

1455
00:54:34,460 --> 00:54:34,860
Isn't it?

1456
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:35,080
Yeah.

1457
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,120
John Daly.

1458
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,100
He messed up though.

1459
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,380
He thought he could have the Michael Phelps diet.

1460
00:54:41,060 --> 00:54:41,780
Playing golf.

1461
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,220
Eating all the burgers.

1462
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:44,280
Eating all the burgers.

1463
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:44,540
Sure.

1464
00:54:44,540 --> 00:54:45,980
He was burning none of the calories.

1465
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,000
Just walking around.

1466
00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:48,120
He'd be in the golf buggy then.

1467
00:54:48,260 --> 00:54:48,660
I think.

1468
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:49,900
For all these fellas.

1469
00:54:50,100 --> 00:54:51,400
And all these fellas.

1470
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:52,380
And ladies.

1471
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:52,980
And whatever.

1472
00:54:53,100 --> 00:54:53,860
That are out there going.

1473
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:54,500
Oh.

1474
00:54:54,820 --> 00:54:56,380
You can only eat chicken fillet.

1475
00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:57,580
And plain rice.

1476
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,320
And you have to pump a thousand weights.

1477
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:00,280
Four nights a week.

1478
00:55:00,580 --> 00:55:00,760
Yeah.

1479
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:01,160
And all that.

1480
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,220
I think Michael Phelps kind of showed everyone.

1481
00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:05,720
That you can eat whatever the fuck you want man.

1482
00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:06,680
But you have to swim.

1483
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:07,900
Get into the pool.

1484
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:09,040
You have to be swimming all day.

1485
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,780
And smash it out.

1486
00:55:10,780 --> 00:55:11,020
Smash it.

1487
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:11,080
Smash it.

1488
00:55:11,780 --> 00:55:12,920
And I tell you what.

1489
00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:13,520
No.

1490
00:55:13,660 --> 00:55:15,160
I wasn't swimming at the time.

1491
00:55:15,700 --> 00:55:16,920
But when I was in Australia.

1492
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:17,160
Yeah.

1493
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,340
When I was milking cows.

1494
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:18,660
Yeah.

1495
00:55:18,820 --> 00:55:19,140
Yeah.

1496
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:20,160
When I was in Australia.

1497
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,620
I told you I was in Australia didn't I.

1498
00:55:21,660 --> 00:55:23,340
You were there for a while.

1499
00:55:23,340 --> 00:55:24,520
I told you I was in Australia didn't I.

1500
00:55:24,620 --> 00:55:25,180
You became.

1501
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:26,400
Savage time over there.

1502
00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:27,080
When you were here.

1503
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,140
You became a Nazi.

1504
00:55:28,460 --> 00:55:29,500
I was a Nazi there.

1505
00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:29,800
Yeah.

1506
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:31,440
But when I was over there.

1507
00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:31,740
Yeah.

1508
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:33,540
Like you could eat.

1509
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:35,080
Shite.

1510
00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:37,160
And.

1511
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,540
Because you were always moving around.

1512
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:40,880
And on the go.

1513
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,900
You'd be shredded up like Phelps.

1514
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,400
What work would you be doing up there?

1515
00:55:44,620 --> 00:55:46,280
Oh you'd be milking cows.

1516
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:46,800
Chasing around.

1517
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,120
Would you really be milking cows?

1518
00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:48,580
Yeah.

1519
00:55:49,660 --> 00:55:50,600
Thousands of them man.

1520
00:55:51,220 --> 00:55:53,160
Were you working on a farm when you were out there were you?

1521
00:55:53,260 --> 00:55:53,620
Yeah.

1522
00:55:53,620 --> 00:55:55,700
How did you get that job?

1523
00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:57,020
Did you just land in fucking.

1524
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,740
I got there first.

1525
00:55:59,120 --> 00:55:59,520
Oh.

1526
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:01,080
Jesus.

1527
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,040
Did you have to get the job before you went to Australia?

1528
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:04,600
No.

1529
00:56:04,780 --> 00:56:05,140
Sort of.

1530
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:05,520
Well.

1531
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:06,160
No.

1532
00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:07,000
Sort of.

1533
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:08,000
It doesn't matter.

1534
00:56:08,140 --> 00:56:08,820
I got it anyway.

1535
00:56:09,420 --> 00:56:11,460
But I'm interested in knowing what the fuck you did.

1536
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,240
Did you go out there with the hope and a prayer?

1537
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:13,700
Yeah.

1538
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:14,420
I went out there.

1539
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:16,800
On the wings of love.

1540
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,180
And was it set up for you?

1541
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,220
Was it set up for you?

1542
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:21,120
No.

1543
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:26,900
I went working with a lad in Melbourne and I had to do me farm work to get me second year.

1544
00:56:27,060 --> 00:56:27,280
Yeah.

1545
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:27,980
Yeah.

1546
00:56:28,140 --> 00:56:31,120
So he was like a lunatic from Westmeath.

1547
00:56:32,340 --> 00:56:33,300
Loved his speed.

1548
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,500
Can you say that?

1549
00:56:34,700 --> 00:56:35,580
You should get a chance to.

1550
00:56:35,580 --> 00:56:36,620
Well it means what?

1551
00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:37,740
He loved his cans of coke.

1552
00:56:38,340 --> 00:56:38,640
Thank you.

1553
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:38,780
No.

1554
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:39,760
Jacob Rees-Mogg.

1555
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:40,700
Jacob Rees-Mogg.

1556
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:41,900
Thank you very much.

1557
00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:41,980
Thank you so much.

1558
00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:42,340
MP.

1559
00:56:42,820 --> 00:56:43,140
Yeah.

1560
00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:46,600
And he is the fucking architect of Brexit Britain.

1561
00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:47,520
Oh he is.

1562
00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:50,160
That's the Mr. Conservatory.

1563
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,020
The Tory man.

1564
00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:51,280
Yeah.

1565
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:51,920
He's got a big.

1566
00:56:51,980 --> 00:56:52,500
Ah yeah.

1567
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:53,880
He's got a massive.

1568
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:54,800
Massive.

1569
00:56:55,060 --> 00:56:55,640
Top hat.

1570
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:56,060
Yeah.

1571
00:56:56,140 --> 00:56:56,460
He does.

1572
00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:56,840
He does.

1573
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,100
He's got a huge monocle.

1574
00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:00,220
He can see everything and he knows what's going on.

1575
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,160
Did you meet him when you were over there in Westminster?

1576
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,840
I didn't.

1577
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:07,080
No.

1578
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:07,920
I didn't.

1579
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:08,220
Oh.

1580
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,820
But Ali G met him.

1581
00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:10,460
Okay.

1582
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:11,200
Cook.

1583
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:11,720
Cook.

1584
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:12,300
Cook.

1585
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:13,040
Cook.

1586
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:13,400
Cook.

1587
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:13,680
Cook.

1588
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,520
Chris Christopherson.

1589
00:57:15,620 --> 00:57:15,760
Cook.

1590
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:15,920
Cook.

1591
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:16,360
Cook.

1592
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:16,600
Cook.

1593
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:16,640
Cook.

1594
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,680
Thank you so much.

1595
00:57:20,260 --> 00:57:20,500
Thank you so much.

1596
00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:21,300
Thank you very much.

1597
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:22,720
And Jacob Rees-Mogg.

1598
00:57:23,220 --> 00:57:23,460
Look.

1599
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,080
Thank you.

1600
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,520
You're a good fucking.

1601
00:57:26,380 --> 00:57:26,960
And a notorious.

1602
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:27,880
In my book.

1603
00:57:28,060 --> 00:57:29,160
I'll watch this.

1604
00:57:29,420 --> 00:57:29,560
What?

1605
00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:30,900
Notoriously.

1606
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:31,660
Yeah.

1607
00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:32,920
Tories are tight.

1608
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:33,320
Yeah.

1609
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:34,140
That's a great one.

1610
00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:34,580
That's good.

1611
00:57:34,580 --> 00:57:35,320
And that's good because.

1612
00:57:35,380 --> 00:57:36,420
That's a good play on words.

1613
00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:38,020
Anybody who's watching this will think.

1614
00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:38,340
Yeah.

1615
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:38,900
Now that's.

1616
00:57:38,900 --> 00:57:39,840
That's entertaining as well.

1617
00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:40,420
That's entertaining.

1618
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:41,360
And we'll be able to.

1619
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:42,760
Stay for that kind of work.

1620
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:43,020
Yeah.

1621
00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:43,500
Like you know.

1622
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:44,100
To be fair.

1623
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:45,480
That's good caddying.

1624
00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:47,160
What I was saying now.

1625
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:47,940
When you were in Melbourne.

1626
00:57:48,100 --> 00:57:48,340
Yeah.

1627
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,580
You met a fella out there.

1628
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:50,840
Yeah.

1629
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:51,380
And he gave you the work.

1630
00:57:51,620 --> 00:57:51,760
Yeah.

1631
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,280
And when you said Melbourne.

1632
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:53,700
Yeah.

1633
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:54,980
It actually made me think of the.

1634
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:56,080
The.

1635
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:57,220
The mint.

1636
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:58,760
The numbell again.

1637
00:57:59,200 --> 00:57:59,780
Because it could.

1638
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:01,220
It feels like bell burn.

1639
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:02,860
Because there's a hot.

1640
00:58:03,060 --> 00:58:03,960
There's a hot flavor.

1641
00:58:04,100 --> 00:58:04,760
You can get as well.

1642
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:06,260
I don't know why they make these.

1643
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:06,900
Different flavors.

1644
00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:07,400
Is there one.

1645
00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:07,660
Chili.

1646
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:08,700
Is there chili in one of them.

1647
00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:09,440
There is a chili.

1648
00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:10,000
There is.

1649
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:10,760
Body wash.

1650
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:11,780
There is a chili body wash.

1651
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,740
And it goes from numb to fucking burn.

1652
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:15,520
Why don't they just eat it like.

1653
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:16,180
I don't know.

1654
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:17,280
Mr. Burns.

1655
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:18,680
Mr. Burns.

1656
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:20,920
Oh.

1657
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:22,180
They're putting.

1658
00:58:22,180 --> 00:58:23,020
They're putting chili and chocolate.

1659
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:23,880
Now this could be a bird.

1660
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:24,940
First birdie of the match.

1661
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:25,380
It's lovely.

1662
00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:26,900
First birdie of the match.

1663
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:27,220
This.

1664
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,100
Looks like the hills of Donegal man.

1665
00:58:31,540 --> 00:58:32,160
Fucking hell.

1666
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,140
You're going to be going down through the windy gap there.

1667
00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:35,100
So where am I going to go here.

1668
00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:35,520
Tell me where I'm going.

1669
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:35,860
Oh I don't know.

1670
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:36,420
Come back out.

1671
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,960
We'll see the amount of hills that's in it.

1672
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:39,560
As in.

1673
00:58:39,980 --> 00:58:41,380
Click off the zoom.

1674
00:58:41,540 --> 00:58:42,340
Return to address.

1675
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:43,420
Down at the bottom there.

1676
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:43,840
See there.

1677
00:58:43,940 --> 00:58:44,040
Yeah.

1678
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:44,440
That's it.

1679
00:58:44,780 --> 00:58:44,980
Now.

1680
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:45,440
See.

1681
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:46,400
You're going up.

1682
00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:46,980
Down.

1683
00:58:47,380 --> 00:58:50,220
I reckon you want to be coming out a bit to his right again.

1684
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:51,660
Giving her the full of the throttle.

1685
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:53,220
And then letting it back to that little red.

1686
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:55,360
Further or.

1687
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:56,240
Further on.

1688
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:56,540
I don't know.

1689
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:57,080
Jesus.

1690
00:58:57,220 --> 00:58:57,920
A bit further on.

1691
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:57,940
Further on.

1692
00:58:57,940 --> 00:58:58,180
Yeah.

1693
00:59:00,220 --> 00:59:00,880
About there.

1694
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:01,400
Yeah.

1695
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:03,580
Just guesswork here.

1696
00:59:03,580 --> 00:59:05,540
Isn't it amazing how they don't have the grid.

1697
00:59:05,980 --> 00:59:07,740
The boys playing in real life.

1698
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:09,140
They just have to fucking look at the thing.

1699
00:59:09,340 --> 00:59:10,280
And how do you see that?

1700
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,200
We can see that with a computer image.

1701
00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:13,300
But how can you see.

1702
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:14,540
A green's.

1703
00:59:15,620 --> 00:59:15,980
Speed.

1704
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:17,200
Do you know?

1705
00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:18,600
Or the rub of the green.

1706
00:59:18,820 --> 00:59:18,860
Yeah.

1707
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:19,560
The rub of the green.

1708
00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:20,160
How do you find.

1709
00:59:20,260 --> 00:59:21,940
How do you see that in real life?

1710
00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:22,660
Can you see that?

1711
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:24,840
Practice.

1712
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:25,520
Practice.

1713
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:25,940
Practice.

1714
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:26,420
I don't know.

1715
00:59:26,460 --> 00:59:27,920
If there's any golfers out there.

1716
00:59:28,060 --> 00:59:29,080
On the old chat.

1717
00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:30,720
Give us your.

1718
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:33,520
Much further.

1719
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:33,600
Much further.

1720
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:34,940
Says the mutant.

1721
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:36,200
Google glasses.

1722
00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:36,820
Who?

1723
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:37,100
Me.

1724
00:59:37,260 --> 00:59:38,000
Google glasses.

1725
00:59:38,660 --> 00:59:38,820
Right.

1726
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:39,200
Okay.

1727
00:59:39,460 --> 00:59:40,020
Further on.

1728
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:40,300
Is it?

1729
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:42,280
Tiger nose is.

1730
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:42,640
Curves.

1731
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:43,480
Further on.

1732
00:59:44,860 --> 00:59:45,020
Yeah.

1733
00:59:45,460 --> 00:59:46,080
About there?

1734
00:59:46,140 --> 00:59:46,320
Yeah.

1735
00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:46,900
We'll go with.

1736
00:59:47,060 --> 00:59:48,280
Whoever said much further.

1737
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:48,740
Thanks.

1738
00:59:50,100 --> 00:59:50,540
Right.

1739
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,500
On the wings of love.

1740
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:54,720
And then.

1741
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:55,460
And then come.

1742
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:56,540
Return to address.

1743
00:59:57,340 --> 00:59:57,940
And then.

1744
00:59:59,060 --> 01:00:01,020
How much are we going to fucking whack this note?

1745
01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:02,160
It looks like.

1746
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:02,160
It looks like.

1747
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:02,440
It looks like.

1748
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:03,500
It looks like.

1749
01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:04,620
It went yellow back to red.

1750
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:05,120
Looks like.

1751
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:05,340
You see.

1752
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:05,980
So you go yellow.

1753
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:07,000
And then you click it again at red.

1754
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:07,720
Are you serious?

1755
01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:08,340
I don't know.

1756
01:00:08,420 --> 01:00:08,900
We'll try it.

1757
01:00:08,900 --> 01:00:09,060
Yeah.

1758
01:00:10,060 --> 01:00:11,220
I hope you're fucking right.

1759
01:00:11,220 --> 01:00:12,080
I hope so too.

1760
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:12,100
I hope so too.

1761
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:15,560
No.

1762
01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:16,980
We've really fucked that up.

1763
01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:17,280
Really?

1764
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:18,080
That was your.

1765
01:00:18,820 --> 01:00:19,280
Oh no.

1766
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:19,580
Jeez.

1767
01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:20,660
We were closer than we thought.

1768
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:21,940
Do you reckon that's what it is?

1769
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,060
I think it is.

1770
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:24,960
Which has to be super quick man.

1771
01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:25,360
Hmm.

1772
01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:27,800
Ah yeah.

1773
01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:29,640
And you get more of a range now.

1774
01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:30,620
Because.

1775
01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:33,660
Fuck.

1776
01:00:34,820 --> 01:00:35,600
We have it.

1777
01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:36,580
We're closer though.

1778
01:00:36,660 --> 01:00:36,980
We have.

1779
01:00:37,100 --> 01:00:38,380
We're not missing the power now.

1780
01:00:39,220 --> 01:00:39,400
Yeah.

1781
01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:40,580
But it's hard put man.

1782
01:00:41,020 --> 01:00:42,280
For bogey again you know.

1783
01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:42,920
It's hard put.

1784
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,280
Fucking eating bogeys.

1785
01:00:44,700 --> 01:00:45,820
Eating bogeys.

1786
01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:46,580
Jesus.

1787
01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:47,900
What's the point when I can just do that?

1788
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:48,920
That's because you're in the.

1789
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:49,580
You're in the middle of it.

1790
01:00:49,660 --> 01:00:50,600
Like that's an easy one.

1791
01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:51,100
Yeah.

1792
01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:52,840
That's an easy one.

1793
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,580
It's thirsty work.

1794
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:00,580
You're fucked.

1795
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,520
Big shout out to our sponsors today.

1796
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:03,480
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1797
01:01:04,380 --> 01:01:06,040
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1798
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:06,900
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1799
01:01:07,060 --> 01:01:08,220
The Village of Attie Mass.

1800
01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:09,360
Twitch Prime.

1801
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:11,280
Oh my god.

1802
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:12,340
My wife's been murdered.

1803
01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:14,040
On Today FM.

1804
01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:15,020
Snapchat.

1805
01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:16,620
Snapchat class.

1806
01:01:16,620 --> 01:01:16,980
Facebook.

1807
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:17,760
Aww.

1808
01:01:18,420 --> 01:01:19,360
Love Snapchat.

1809
01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:20,680
Yeah that voice.

1810
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:22,620
The Today FM voice is funny isn't it?

1811
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,420
I'll say something.

1812
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,460
And you say on Today FM.

1813
01:01:25,740 --> 01:01:26,440
There's been a.

1814
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,180
There's been a tsunami.

1815
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,060
In Indonesia.

1816
01:01:30,860 --> 01:01:32,020
On Today FM.

1817
01:01:32,020 --> 01:01:32,320
On Today FM.

1818
01:01:34,860 --> 01:01:35,860
What else?

1819
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,020
Tiger Woods.

1820
01:01:38,420 --> 01:01:39,700
Has been found in bed.

1821
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:41,680
With 25 midgets.

1822
01:01:42,140 --> 01:01:43,440
On Today FM.

1823
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:43,760
On Today FM.

1824
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:48,260
Or, um, you've been the victim of bank fraud.

1825
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:50,140
On Today FM!

1826
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:57,720
Irish Life, Irish Permanent, Mercedes, Donald Trump, Porrick P. Flynn, Newgate Big Beans,

1827
01:01:58,020 --> 01:02:05,420
Fontaine, Busser, Virgin Media 1, best, best channel, terrestrial TV channel I have ever seen.

1828
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:06,000
Which one is that?

1829
01:02:06,260 --> 01:02:08,420
Virgin Media 1, formerly TV3.

1830
01:02:08,740 --> 01:02:09,720
Just gets better and better.

1831
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:11,640
It just gets so, so much better.

1832
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,100
Yeah, it just gets better and better.

1833
01:02:13,180 --> 01:02:18,120
We might even have a little look there at some of the quality programming that was on there the last night.

1834
01:02:18,380 --> 01:02:18,700
Oh yeah?

1835
01:02:18,980 --> 01:02:21,480
Yeah, I wanted to show you this, Thirst.

1836
01:02:21,860 --> 01:02:22,280
Oh yeah?

1837
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,160
This was, um...

1838
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:26,240
On Today FM!

1839
01:02:26,380 --> 01:02:27,540
On Today FM!

1840
01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:28,560
This was, uh...

1841
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:29,500
My wife...

1842
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:30,220
Ivan Yates.

1843
01:02:30,340 --> 01:02:30,600
Oh yeah?

1844
01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:31,120
Yeah.

1845
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:35,520
My wife of 25 years is leaving me for a man half my age.

1846
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,160
On Today FM!

1847
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:43,540
I failed my A-levels!

1848
01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:45,500
On Today FM!

1849
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,720
I'm saying A-levels because of London.

1850
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:51,240
Now, let's have a little look here.

1851
01:02:52,420 --> 01:02:56,640
If we minimize this, we still have that fucking...

1852
01:02:56,640 --> 01:03:00,700
I don't know what you're doing now.

1853
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:04,400
Sorry there, I just need to turn down the volume on this yacht.

1854
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:05,620
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1855
01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:05,920
Nine.

1856
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:06,100
Nine.

1857
01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:07,280
Fly by that hole.

1858
01:03:07,780 --> 01:03:08,600
First, nine.

1859
01:03:12,540 --> 01:03:14,140
Now, we'll go here.

1860
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:16,400
Do this.

1861
01:03:17,740 --> 01:03:18,420
Oh yeah.

1862
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:25,920
Let's do that.

1863
01:03:26,180 --> 01:03:27,640
Now, can you see us there first?

1864
01:03:28,460 --> 01:03:28,780
Thirst.

1865
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:29,500
Where are you?

1866
01:03:29,860 --> 01:03:30,920
What are you doing with me on the screen?

1867
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:31,520
One second now.

1868
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:32,220
One second.

1869
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:33,240
We go back here.

1870
01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:34,700
Oh yeah.

1871
01:03:34,700 --> 01:03:35,040
And we'll fucking...

1872
01:03:36,340 --> 01:03:37,260
Hang on a moment.

1873
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:37,720
Yeah.

1874
01:03:37,740 --> 01:03:39,820
We just need to get you set up here.

1875
01:03:40,020 --> 01:03:40,200
Yeah.

1876
01:03:40,300 --> 01:03:41,040
See...

1877
01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:43,660
Back to our house.

1878
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:44,940
What are you doing with me?

1879
01:03:44,940 --> 01:03:45,540
Don't you hear?

1880
01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:49,320
We should be able to see you down at the left.

1881
01:03:49,420 --> 01:03:49,900
We can, yeah.

1882
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:50,360
We can.

1883
01:03:50,540 --> 01:03:50,820
Okay.

1884
01:03:51,140 --> 01:03:52,860
This is the Ivan Yates clip.

1885
01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:54,520
I know you're a big fan of Ivan Yates.

1886
01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:54,820
Oh yeah.

1887
01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:55,280
Sheep farmer.

1888
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:56,260
He's a sheep farmer.

1889
01:03:56,700 --> 01:03:57,020
Is he?

1890
01:03:57,140 --> 01:03:57,360
Yeah.

1891
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:01,700
We've had our disagreements on this program.

1892
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:05,520
I've described you as a national embarrassment over issues.

1893
01:04:05,700 --> 01:04:07,660
I've described you as a couple of things today.

1894
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:09,580
It's not all one way traffic.

1895
01:04:09,580 --> 01:04:12,860
It was a craven leprechaun performance from you today.

1896
01:04:12,980 --> 01:04:20,440
And I was embarrassed for you that a member of our parliament would be so obsequious to someone who was not answering questions.

1897
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,260
You like the way he slapped the dick.

1898
01:04:22,780 --> 01:04:23,260
Obsequious.

1899
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:24,200
Sorry.

1900
01:04:24,380 --> 01:04:26,980
I don't think you can hear it as loud as we should be.

1901
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:27,800
One sec.

1902
01:04:28,380 --> 01:04:29,020
Hang on now.

1903
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:29,320
Listen.

1904
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:31,300
Oh, now we're moving.

1905
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:32,700
Now we're moving.

1906
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:34,280
Now we're moving.

1907
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:34,420
Okay.

1908
01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:36,200
There might be a bit of kickback on the microphone.

1909
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:37,080
Kickback.

1910
01:04:39,180 --> 01:04:40,580
Why, Khalili Ray.

1911
01:04:41,060 --> 01:04:43,220
We've had our disagreements on this program.

1912
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:47,040
I've described you as a national embarrassment over issues.

1913
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,420
I've described you as a couple of things to do yourself.

1914
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:49,760
Today.

1915
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,040
It's not all one way traffic.

1916
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:56,820
Before we go on, I like the bit where he has to clear his throat there because he sounds like a Dalek.

1917
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:59,160
I really like the fact that there's birds in the background.

1918
01:04:59,300 --> 01:04:59,780
Yeah, as well.

1919
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:00,700
Listen to this now.

1920
01:05:00,780 --> 01:05:03,840
Listen to how much of a Dalek Michael Healy Ray is.

1921
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:04,760
Dr. Lee.

1922
01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:17,380
It's not all one way traffic.

1923
01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:19,620
Listen for the schlap on the desk.

1924
01:05:20,020 --> 01:05:23,860
It's not all one way traffic.

1925
01:05:23,860 --> 01:05:27,160
It was a graven leprechaun performance from you today.

1926
01:05:27,300 --> 01:05:34,340
And I was embarrassed for you that a member of our parliament was a graven leprechaun performance from you today.

1927
01:05:34,580 --> 01:05:39,300
Oh yeah, I will.

1928
01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:45,260
If that's the way you invite a person on to your show and you go slapping the table like a spoiled little pup.

1929
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:46,060
Do you know?

1930
01:05:46,220 --> 01:05:47,320
I'd ask you a question.

1931
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:48,860
Who do you actually think you are?

1932
01:05:49,220 --> 01:05:52,740
Who do you actually think you are?

1933
01:05:52,900 --> 01:05:54,240
Who do you actually think you are?

1934
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:56,060
Who do you actually think you are?

1935
01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:57,360
Who do you actually think you are?

1936
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:59,380
The beautiful reflection on the boy.

1937
01:05:59,460 --> 01:05:59,740
Beautiful.

1938
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:00,980
Yeah, I think.

1939
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:06,240
Sorry, I know this drives some people wild and it actually forces people to leave the stream.

1940
01:06:07,340 --> 01:06:09,720
But just for fucking 30 seconds.

1941
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:10,860
Okay, alright.

1942
01:06:16,860 --> 01:06:19,980
You've a creative urge in here.

1943
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:27,360
You know what?

1944
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:28,000
You know what?

1945
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:28,040
You know what?

1946
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:28,040
You know what?

1947
01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:28,560
You know what?

1948
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:28,640
You know what?

1949
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:29,040
You know what?

1950
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:29,560
You know what?

1951
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:30,080
You know what?

1952
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:30,600
You know what?

1953
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:31,860
I'd ask you a question.

1954
01:06:31,860 --> 01:06:36,860
Who do you actually think you are?

1955
01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:39,160
Who do you actually think you are?

1956
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:41,920
Who do you actually think you are?

1957
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:44,600
Who do you actually think you are?

1958
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:47,320
Who do you actually think you are?

1959
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:49,960
Who do you actually think you are?

1960
01:06:50,860 --> 01:06:52,600
Who do you actually think you are?

1961
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:55,620
And you go slapping the table like a spoiled little pup.

1962
01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:56,620
A spoiled little pup.

1963
01:06:56,620 --> 01:06:58,280
A spoiled little pup.

1964
01:06:58,280 --> 01:06:59,280
A spoiled little pup.

1965
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:00,280
A spoiled little pup.

1966
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:01,280
A spoiled little pup.

1967
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,280
A spoiled little pup.

1968
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:03,280
A spoiled little pup.

1969
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,280
A spoiled little pup.

1970
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:05,200
I'd ask you a question.

1971
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:06,720
Who do you actually think you are?

1972
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,220
Who do you actually think you are?

1973
01:07:08,220 --> 01:07:09,800
Who do you actually think you are?

1974
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:12,460
Who do you actually think you are?

1975
01:07:12,460 --> 01:07:14,340
Inviting somebody on as a guest.

1976
01:07:14,340 --> 01:07:15,180
Okay.

1977
01:07:15,180 --> 01:07:17,100
And that's what I wanted to show you anyway.

1978
01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:18,320
What do you think that clip?

1979
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:20,000
Well, I mean, that for me...

1980
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,000
Was?

1981
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,880
Makes me want to get RTE...

1982
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:24,420
What is it?

1983
01:07:24,420 --> 01:07:24,940
Virgin...

1984
01:07:24,940 --> 01:07:26,180
Virgin Media 1.

1985
01:07:26,340 --> 01:07:28,660
The best goddamn channel out there.

1986
01:07:28,780 --> 01:07:31,860
And that is why we, you know, great...

1987
01:07:31,860 --> 01:07:32,660
You don't have a...

1988
01:07:32,660 --> 01:07:36,060
You don't have to have a TV license for them anyway.

1989
01:07:36,180 --> 01:07:39,660
Because they rely on advertising to create such quality programming.

1990
01:07:40,660 --> 01:07:40,900
Why?

1991
01:07:41,740 --> 01:07:42,880
You know, what's RTE doing?

1992
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:45,360
Look at this!

1993
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:47,040
I didn't know you could do this!

1994
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:49,500
That's fucking mad, man.

1995
01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:50,900
Mad Max!

1996
01:07:51,580 --> 01:07:52,420
Look at this!

1997
01:07:52,780 --> 01:07:53,300
2012!

1998
01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:53,700
2012!

1999
01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:54,300
Look at this!

2000
01:07:54,700 --> 01:07:55,560
Coming at ya!

2001
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:57,060
Coming at ya!

2002
01:07:57,740 --> 01:07:59,940
You can see every angle I wanted...

2003
01:07:59,940 --> 01:08:01,360
This is what I wanted to do at the beginning.

2004
01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:03,500
Are we at the clubhouse already?

2005
01:08:04,260 --> 01:08:05,740
Is this the end of the fucking line, is it?

2006
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:06,340
I don't know.

2007
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:07,780
Have we played nine holes?

2008
01:08:08,540 --> 01:08:08,900
Just...

2009
01:08:08,900 --> 01:08:09,120
Yeah.

2010
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:11,480
Yeah.

2011
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:14,600
Let's have a little...

2012
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,340
Go at this now.

2013
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:16,620
Fucking full on.

2014
01:08:27,900 --> 01:08:28,660
In the rough?

2015
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:29,980
Roughing it.

2016
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:31,360
Legs a bit of rough.

2017
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:32,220
Roughing it.

2018
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:33,720
Roughing it.

2019
01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:39,040
What do you think of this?

2020
01:08:40,220 --> 01:08:41,460
Do you like the way the green is...

2021
01:08:41,460 --> 01:08:44,060
Yeah, you get a better look at the green as well.

2022
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:44,660
You do, yeah.

2023
01:08:44,660 --> 01:08:45,980
You get a much better look at it.

2024
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:52,120
Imagine being in a little fucking helicopter now, or a little drone.

2025
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:54,560
Just going around there.

2026
01:08:57,340 --> 01:08:57,780
I...

2027
01:08:57,780 --> 01:08:59,780
Geez I don't know.

2028
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:15,680
Savage sound effects. Yeah, right the license fee wouldn't pay for this shit. No, it's gold. Not in a million years. The license fee wouldn't pay for this shite. Not in a million years.

2029
01:09:18,180 --> 01:09:22,420
There you go now let's have a little look at this we fucking zoomed target.

2030
01:09:22,420 --> 01:09:52,160
Oh, how? You should get a chance to wear the old suit anyways. God's sake Connor Callum. Put the fucking wallet away. Connor. Connor. Connor. How are you getting on sir? One more for the road. Thank you so much. And one for the ones we never wrote. Isn't that it? That's it. Sure that's it. Thank you very much. Thank you so much Connor. And this is for you Connor. Oh fuck it.

2031
01:09:52,160 --> 01:10:18,640
Oh Jesus Connor we let the side down. You might have to give it back to him. Oh Jesus. Jesus. Fuck it. I'm my concentration is shot to pieces. I need a bit of grub. Yeah. Yeah the stamina is the stamina. We don't have the stamina tiger. No you need mental stamina easy. Yeah. Yeah. Scooped. Scooped says Nara Cielson.

2032
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:23,600
We've been streaming for an hour and ten minutes anyway

2033
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:24,700
Not bad

2034
01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:25,800
What hole are we on?

2035
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,260
We were only meant to go for an hour because we're fucking starving

2036
01:10:28,260 --> 01:10:30,800
What hole are we even on?

2037
01:10:30,940 --> 01:10:31,560
I don't know

2038
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:33,740
That's what Tiger was saying before he got busted

2039
01:10:33,740 --> 01:10:34,640
Yeah he was on

2040
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:36,540
He'd gone too far

2041
01:10:36,540 --> 01:10:36,900
He was on

2042
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:38,180
He was like

2043
01:10:38,180 --> 01:10:40,600
What fucking hole am I even on?

2044
01:10:40,700 --> 01:10:40,880
Yeah

2045
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:41,560
Next thing

2046
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:42,160
Whack

2047
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:43,280
Back to the fucking car

2048
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:43,920
Golf club

2049
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:44,840
Wife gone

2050
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:45,720
Divorce

2051
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:46,620
Tiger was

2052
01:10:46,620 --> 01:10:49,020
Tiger was the sort of golfer

2053
01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:50,960
That could get two holes in one

2054
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:55,420
That's not fucking wrong

2055
01:10:55,420 --> 01:10:57,600
And that's

2056
01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:59,180
And that's a fact

2057
01:10:59,180 --> 01:10:59,840
Look at that

2058
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:01,440
And with that my hair stood up

2059
01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:04,140
Like Blackhawk

2060
01:11:04,140 --> 01:11:05,960
Like Blackhawk

2061
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:06,700
Up

2062
01:11:06,700 --> 01:11:07,240
Yeah

2063
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:08,620
Not down

2064
01:11:08,620 --> 01:11:13,040
Yeah I think what's happening to us here is

2065
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:15,540
We need to do a remake of Blackhawk down

2066
01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:18,260
Instead of them landing in Mogadishu or Somalia

2067
01:11:18,260 --> 01:11:18,760
Yeah

2068
01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:20,860
Called Blackhawk town

2069
01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:22,980
And they fucking land

2070
01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:26,660
An Apache or a Blackhawk helicopter lands

2071
01:11:26,660 --> 01:11:28,580
In Ballina town

2072
01:11:28,580 --> 01:11:30,000
Right beside the

2073
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,580
And the lads just go on the piss

2074
01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:34,380
I'd like it to land on that concrete boat

2075
01:11:34,380 --> 01:11:35,300
Yeah

2076
01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:37,360
Out by the ice house

2077
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:38,160
Yeah

2078
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:39,700
Did you ever go out there for the dinner?

2079
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:40,360
I was

2080
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:41,160
I have

2081
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:41,680
I have

2082
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:42,480
Yeah I was

2083
01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:42,980
Yeah

2084
01:11:42,980 --> 01:11:44,980
You'd need to have your fucking wallet with you

2085
01:11:44,980 --> 01:11:45,080
Oh

2086
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:46,760
You'd need your wallet with you

2087
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:47,440
We'd want to put the

2088
01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:49,360
We'd want to put the wallet

2089
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:50,900
On ice

2090
01:11:50,900 --> 01:11:52,040
Ha ha ha

2091
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,320
When you'd finish

2092
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:55,000
The fucking ice house

2093
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,360
Because it'd be burnt out of your pocket

2094
01:11:57,360 --> 01:11:59,160
Yeah your wallet is hot

2095
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:00,920
Your wallet is hot to throt

2096
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:02,520
And they have fucking

2097
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:04,080
They have spa and stuff

2098
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:05,040
I haven't been to the spa

2099
01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:05,520
Dude

2100
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:07,100
I had a great dinner there

2101
01:12:07,100 --> 01:12:07,920
Oh yeah spa

2102
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:09,580
Come on you can't

2103
01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:10,080
*Sigh*

2104
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:13,580
*Sigh*

2105
01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:14,080
*Sigh*

2106
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:14,580
*Sigh*

2107
01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:15,080
*Sigh*

2108
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:15,580
*Sigh*

2109
01:12:15,580 --> 01:12:16,080
*Sigh*

2110
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:16,580
*Sigh*

2111
01:12:16,580 --> 01:12:17,580
*Sigh*

2112
01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:18,580
*Sigh*

2113
01:12:18,580 --> 01:12:19,580
*Sigh*

2114
01:12:19,580 --> 01:12:20,580
*Sigh*

2115
01:12:20,580 --> 01:12:21,580
*Sigh*

2116
01:12:21,580 --> 01:12:22,580
*Sigh*

2117
01:12:22,580 --> 01:12:23,580
*Sigh*

2118
01:12:23,580 --> 01:12:24,580
*Sigh*

2119
01:12:24,580 --> 01:12:25,580
*Sigh*

2120
01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:26,580
*Sigh*

2121
01:12:26,580 --> 01:12:27,080
Get in!

2122
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:27,580
We're in!

2123
01:12:27,580 --> 01:12:28,580
Fantastic!

2124
01:12:28,580 --> 01:12:29,580
*Sigh*

2125
01:12:29,580 --> 01:12:30,580
And now for-

2126
01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:31,580
And now for our sponsors!

2127
01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:32,580
Yeah we'll have to-

2128
01:12:32,580 --> 01:12:33,580
*Sigh*

2129
01:12:33,580 --> 01:12:36,580
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields,

2130
01:12:36,580 --> 01:12:40,580
There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace,

2131
01:12:40,580 --> 01:12:41,580
and setting fire to them!

2132
01:12:41,580 --> 01:12:45,580
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going,

2133
01:12:45,580 --> 01:12:47,580
I do a few rolls on the ground,

2134
01:12:47,580 --> 01:12:49,580
and a few reptilius repetitions,

2135
01:12:49,580 --> 01:12:51,580
just to get the blood flowing.

2136
01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:53,580
Once those flames are licking high,

2137
01:12:53,580 --> 01:12:55,580
it's time to shtick your coal in it.

2138
01:12:55,580 --> 01:13:01,580
You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft.

2139
01:13:01,580 --> 01:13:05,580
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

2140
01:13:05,580 --> 01:13:10,580
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

2141
01:13:10,580 --> 01:13:12,580
*Sigh*

2142
01:13:12,580 --> 01:13:13,580
*Sigh*

2143
01:13:13,580 --> 01:13:14,580
*Sigh*

2144
01:13:14,580 --> 01:13:17,580
Just reading a few of your comments there.

2145
01:13:17,580 --> 01:13:20,580
Sorry there, it's awful loud the music.

2146
01:13:20,580 --> 01:13:21,580
Did we-

2147
01:13:21,580 --> 01:13:23,580
Maybe did they even hear us fucking talking?

2148
01:13:23,580 --> 01:13:24,580
That's the music, that's the music.

2149
01:13:24,580 --> 01:13:25,580
Sorry.

2150
01:13:25,580 --> 01:13:27,580
Maybe did they even hear us talking in the last one?

2151
01:13:27,580 --> 01:13:28,580
I don't know.

2152
01:13:28,580 --> 01:13:29,580
Can they hear me?

2153
01:13:29,580 --> 01:13:31,580
I don't fucking know man, I need to turn this down.

2154
01:13:31,580 --> 01:13:32,580
Can you hear me?

2155
01:13:32,580 --> 01:13:36,580
Another thing we're just catching up with the comments there.

2156
01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:39,580
Somebody has said, "Why is your head so small?"

2157
01:13:39,580 --> 01:13:42,580
I presume you're talking about Thirst, Jake Butler.

2158
01:13:42,580 --> 01:13:44,580
Why is his head so small?

2159
01:13:44,580 --> 01:13:46,580
Is this in real life like?

2160
01:13:46,580 --> 01:13:47,580
Have you met me?

2161
01:13:47,580 --> 01:13:48,580
Have you seen me out like?

2162
01:13:48,580 --> 01:13:49,580
I don't know.

2163
01:13:49,580 --> 01:13:50,580
Have you seen me?

2164
01:13:50,580 --> 01:13:54,580
Peter McCullough says, "Is that Rory McEl-Sash?"

2165
01:13:56,580 --> 01:13:58,580
And Balina down.

2166
01:13:58,580 --> 01:13:59,580
I'm paranoid now.

2167
01:13:59,580 --> 01:14:04,580
Is he talking about real life or is he talking about how the technology is affecting me here?

2168
01:14:08,580 --> 01:14:09,580
Let's have a look.

2169
01:14:09,580 --> 01:14:15,580
18 holes a day and he still has time for golf.

2170
01:14:15,580 --> 01:14:18,580
This man's legs are massive, says Karen.

2171
01:14:18,580 --> 01:14:19,580
Yes, they are.

2172
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:20,580
Carl Kelson.

2173
01:14:20,580 --> 01:14:23,580
Have banana and play on.

2174
01:14:23,580 --> 01:14:24,580
Viper can't get his hole.

2175
01:14:24,580 --> 01:14:26,580
Take, get takeaway.

2176
01:14:26,580 --> 01:14:28,580
Yeah, that's a good shout.

2177
01:14:28,580 --> 01:14:29,580
That's a good shout.

2178
01:14:29,580 --> 01:14:30,580
Take away.

2179
01:14:30,580 --> 01:14:31,580
Where would you recommend?

2180
01:14:31,580 --> 01:14:32,580
Who said that?

2181
01:14:32,580 --> 01:14:35,580
A lion would never cheat.

2182
01:14:35,580 --> 01:14:37,580
Ryan McKenna says, "A lion would never cheat on his wife."

2183
01:14:37,580 --> 01:14:38,580
But a tiger would.

2184
01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:40,580
That's a round of applause.

2185
01:14:40,580 --> 01:14:42,580
I love that.

2186
01:14:43,580 --> 01:14:48,580
That's a nice little round of applause for maybe a five foot putt on the ninth.

2187
01:14:48,580 --> 01:14:50,580
Well, it wasn't a gimme.

2188
01:14:50,580 --> 01:14:55,580
And then the BBC commentator would say, "Yes, now we'll head over to the tenth hole."

2189
01:14:56,580 --> 01:14:57,580
Yeah.

2190
01:14:57,580 --> 01:15:01,580
And Peter Allison, who was the other Scottish guy, Alex Hay used to go.

2191
01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:03,580
"He's landed in a bush."

2192
01:15:05,580 --> 01:15:07,580
"Oh, he's landed in a bush."

2193
01:15:07,580 --> 01:15:08,580
Oh, look at me head.

2194
01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:09,580
You've gone blurry.

2195
01:15:09,580 --> 01:15:10,580
And you have too.

2196
01:15:10,580 --> 01:15:11,580
Yeah.

2197
01:15:11,580 --> 01:15:12,580
And um...

2198
01:15:12,580 --> 01:15:13,580
It's because our heads are so small.

2199
01:15:15,580 --> 01:15:16,580
Ugh.

2200
01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:18,580
That's the rumbles of hunger, that.

2201
01:15:18,580 --> 01:15:21,580
Ian Dweignan says, "Will you play eggs, pudding and beans?"

2202
01:15:21,580 --> 01:15:22,580
I will do.

2203
01:15:22,580 --> 01:15:23,580
And then maybe...

2204
01:15:23,580 --> 01:15:25,580
Don't, you'll be making us hungrier.

2205
01:15:25,580 --> 01:15:26,580
Yeah, well that...

2206
01:15:26,580 --> 01:15:28,580
That's just gonna get the fucking...

2207
01:15:28,580 --> 01:15:29,580
The juices flowing, like, you know?

2208
01:15:29,580 --> 01:15:32,580
The juices off the eggs.

2209
01:15:32,580 --> 01:15:33,580
Yeah.

2210
01:15:33,580 --> 01:15:34,580
And the pudding.

2211
01:15:34,580 --> 01:15:36,580
Egg and pudding and beans.

2212
01:15:36,580 --> 01:15:37,580
Egg and pudding and beans.

2213
01:15:37,580 --> 01:15:38,580
Egg and pudding and beans.

2214
01:15:38,580 --> 01:15:39,580
Egg and pudding and beans.

2215
01:15:39,580 --> 01:15:40,580
Egg and pudding and beans.

2216
01:15:40,580 --> 01:15:41,580
Egg and pudding and beans.

2217
01:15:41,580 --> 01:15:42,580
Egg and pudding and beans.

2218
01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:43,580
Egg and pudding and beans.

2219
01:15:43,580 --> 01:15:44,580
Egg and pudding and beans.

2220
01:15:44,580 --> 01:15:45,580
Do you know what this means?

2221
01:15:45,580 --> 01:15:46,580
Egg and pudding and beans.

2222
01:15:46,580 --> 01:15:47,580
Do you know what this means?

2223
01:15:47,580 --> 01:15:54,580
Do you know what this means?

2224
01:15:54,580 --> 01:16:08,580
Egg and pudding and beans! Egg and pudding and beans! Egg and pudding and beans!

2225
01:16:11,580 --> 01:16:14,580
That was egg and pudding and beans.

2226
01:16:14,580 --> 01:16:16,580
Keep sliding out, sliding again.

2227
01:16:16,580 --> 01:16:18,580
For Ian.

2228
01:16:18,580 --> 01:16:21,580
But we are going to have to go and get a takeaway.

2229
01:16:21,580 --> 01:16:23,580
What do you recommend? Ask them.

2230
01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:24,580
What do you recommend?

2231
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:26,580
I'm home on holidays. What do you recommend?

2232
01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:31,580
Because I'm banking it in London. I'm so rich and I have such a class life.

2233
01:16:31,580 --> 01:16:33,580
Don't say that man.

2234
01:16:33,580 --> 01:16:37,580
Where's the shite that goes on with you?

2235
01:16:37,580 --> 01:16:40,580
So where should we go for this?

2236
01:16:40,580 --> 01:16:43,580
Spice bags. Donor kebabs.

2237
01:16:43,580 --> 01:16:45,580
Donor kebabs.

2238
01:16:45,580 --> 01:16:47,580
Donor kebabs. I know I've had too much of them.

2239
01:16:47,580 --> 01:16:49,580
Bag and beef.

2240
01:16:49,580 --> 01:16:51,580
Three in one lovely cans.

2241
01:16:51,580 --> 01:16:52,580
Three in one.

2242
01:16:52,580 --> 01:16:53,580
Burger and chippies.

2243
01:16:53,580 --> 01:16:56,580
They have no chipotle in fucking Ireland.

2244
01:16:56,580 --> 01:17:00,580
Tommy's take away Monaghan. Now that would be a trick but would it be worth it?

2245
01:17:00,580 --> 01:17:02,580
Cofolas.

2246
01:17:02,580 --> 01:17:03,580
Cofolas.

2247
01:17:03,580 --> 01:17:04,580
There's one in Swenford.

2248
01:17:04,580 --> 01:17:06,580
There's one in Swenford.

2249
01:17:06,580 --> 01:17:09,580
Dirty burrito. Can you say that?

2250
01:17:09,580 --> 01:17:12,580
I don't know about that man. I don't know if that's right.

2251
01:17:12,580 --> 01:17:14,580
That's some sort of euphemism is it?

2252
01:17:14,580 --> 01:17:15,580
Yeah probably.

2253
01:17:15,580 --> 01:17:16,580
Canned beans.

2254
01:17:16,580 --> 01:17:17,580
Canned beans. That could be one.

2255
01:17:17,580 --> 01:17:23,580
Chicken cottage bro. Yeah chicken cottage is alright but I'm more of a Sam's man.

2256
01:17:23,580 --> 01:17:36,580
Have you ever had a Thai lads? I'm gonna leave that there. Apache pizza. Sea walk. I'm afraid. I wanna be careful on these.

2257
01:17:36,580 --> 01:17:42,580
Yeah you wanna make sure you're fucking reading around your head. Do you have four lights? We used to.

2258
01:17:42,580 --> 01:17:43,580
What's four lights?

2259
01:17:43,580 --> 01:17:45,580
Oh the four lanterns. Oh right yeah.

2260
01:17:45,580 --> 01:17:53,580
Yeah. Ham sandwich. Always reliable. Jesus I tell you what. This is the life. Reading out comments on what we should eat.

2261
01:17:53,580 --> 01:17:57,580
Yeah. We fucking hit the mother load. Tiger prawns.

2262
01:17:57,580 --> 01:18:03,580
We're gonna go for tiger prawns. And um I don't even know what we did. We're 14 over.

2263
01:18:03,580 --> 01:18:09,580
14 over. Which is solid. Yeah not bad. Sure for a good start anyways. We're 89 off the lead. Yeah yeah.

2264
01:18:09,580 --> 01:18:16,580
And what does T what does 1 T2 T2 T4 mean? What does that mean? That means I don't know. Second, third and fourth place.

2265
01:18:16,580 --> 01:18:23,580
Alright. And then we're 89th. Okay so we leave it at that. Chris DiMarco is leading Vijay Singh behind him.

2266
01:18:23,580 --> 01:18:29,580
Actually Vijay has a cousin who lives in Ballinae. PJ Singh. Yeah. I wanna give him a big shout out as well. Yeah.

2267
01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:43,580
Donald, Luke, Mark Hemsby, Stuart Appleby. Winnie. All, everybody out there. And we're gonna get ourselves a nice, uh, Tiger prawn. Maybe a BBC. Big bottle of coke. Yeah. And uh. Yeah.

2268
01:18:43,580 --> 01:18:51,580
We'll head up. And maybe be back later. Maybe back tomorrow. I'm not sure yet. We'll see. But it's, it's a nice, chilled out kind of game.

2269
01:18:51,580 --> 01:19:09,580
We want to win the Masters. So we're gonna save it and leave it there. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully we're going at 14 over now after about eight holes. So maybe we can finish. Maybe we can make par. We will. If we eagle and fucking hole in one every remaining hole.

2270
01:19:09,580 --> 01:19:12,140
Ryan McKenna's comment there was held.

2271
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,140
Ryan McKenna's comment.

2272
01:19:14,300 --> 01:19:14,940
The golf open.

2273
01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:15,980
Thanks, lads.

2274
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:16,460
Enjoyed it.

2275
01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:16,820
Chicken arse.

2276
01:19:17,460 --> 01:19:19,120
Oh, yeah, because he said chicken arse.

2277
01:19:19,140 --> 01:19:19,560
Chicken arse.

2278
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:20,140
That's all right.

2279
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:22,360
Yeah, but it's an automatic fucking hold.

2280
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:23,180
Ah, right.

2281
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:23,560
I think.

2282
01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:25,640
Look, we'll see you later on.

2283
01:19:25,740 --> 01:19:26,600
Thank you very much.

2284
01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:28,300
The golf has been exhilarating,

2285
01:19:28,300 --> 01:19:30,140
and I know that you know that as well,

2286
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:31,640
and you're just not saying that

2287
01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:32,960
because you don't want to tempt faith

2288
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:35,120
for it not to be exhilarating again the next time.

2289
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:37,000
See you later on.

2290
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:38,040
Thank you very much.

2291
01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:39,060
Thanks very much, Thirst.

2292
01:19:39,180 --> 01:19:39,800
Thanks very much.

2293
01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:40,300
Thank you.

2294
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:40,720
Good night.

2295
01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:41,300
God bless.

2296
01:19:41,820 --> 01:19:42,580
Thanks, Francis.

2297
01:19:43,140 --> 01:19:44,220
And we'll see you later on.

2298
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:45,300
See you later.

2299
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:45,640
Bye-bye.

2300
01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:46,640
Bye.