1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 *music* 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 *music* 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,960 *music* 4 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:05,960 *music* 5 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,960 *music* 6 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,960 *music* 7 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,960 *music* 8 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,960 *music* 9 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,960 *music* 10 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,960 *music* 11 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,960 *music* 12 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:49,940 Thank you. 13 00:01:49,940 --> 00:02:19,920 Thank you. 14 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:49,900 Thank you. 15 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:51,900 Thank you. 16 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:52,900 I'll get you. 17 00:02:52,900 --> 00:03:00,900 Welcome to the stream anyway. 18 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:13,900 I'm Tammy Schlug now so we'll carry on and try and get the bus work going. 19 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:16,500 What shall I call my new bus company? 20 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:26,620 Dublin Bus? 21 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:39,740 Can anybody recommend a name for the bus company now? 22 00:03:39,740 --> 00:03:42,740 And we have to make sure it doesn't go bankrupt. 23 00:03:45,740 --> 00:03:47,940 Bus Islamic extremists. 24 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,380 Bus Arse. 25 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:51,880 Down under the bus. 26 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:57,020 Kowloon Express. 27 00:03:57,020 --> 00:04:06,860 We might go with Schlug Aaron. 28 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:08,960 We might go with Schlug Aaron. 29 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,200 Whoever said Schlug Aaron, yeah. 30 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,200 Okay. 31 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,100 Okay. 32 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:23,080 S-H-L-U-G. 33 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:30,200 E-I-R-E-A-N-N. 34 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:37,200 no 35 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:46,940 no 36 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:52,520 should we enable bankruptcy if enabled you can not accumulate an infinite amount 37 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:59,340 of debt is the maximum loan you can get so we'll enable us and we'll play the hard way 38 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:08,940 we'll play in the hardware hey and if they want to play hardball we'll go on strike isn't that it 39 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:21,340 now hope you're all having a nice day now as i said now in the beginning i'm i'm up against it now i 40 00:05:21,340 --> 00:05:26,540 have to fucking find a bit of work because they're always going to be stabbed you see so there's no 41 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:36,140 chance of getting in and i need my pints you see pint today keeps the doctor away isn't it but it is i'm in the i'm in the coffee at the moment i can't be drinking and driving you know 42 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:46,540 let's go through a tutorial now i'd the license got 43 00:05:46,540 --> 00:06:16,140 welcome to sunny springs a functional local traffic system is at the center of every city as it happens you have recently acquired a small bus company congratulations you will learn how to play the game as well as how to perform many of the typical duties you'll encounter as a bus driver been an experienced driver give you useful tips okay let's do this 44 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:21,980 hey over here okay okay let's have a look 45 00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:25,100 hey you're doing a bit of donating connor fowler 46 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:27,740 hey you're doing a bit of donating yeah 47 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:31,660 that's very nice now connor fowler thank you very much 48 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:37,580 move the mouse to look around now oh it's a nice little city going in 49 00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:42,540 nice city that's me in the middle of the screen now 50 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:46,540 hey you're doing a bit of donating yeah 51 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,540 you're doing a bit of donating yeah 52 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:49,980 thanks very much dahio for that 53 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:53,260 now look at this over here now graffiti 54 00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:57,020 the city scape is is ruined 55 00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:58,720 buy some of this. 56 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:00,980 We see one of these buckings now. 57 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,400 I didn't look to... 58 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,120 Should have used a zebra crossing there. 59 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,320 Declan Narnie, how are ya? 60 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,420 Declan Narnie, I'm gonna be 61 00:07:11,420 --> 00:07:12,360 taking you on a journey. 62 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:13,900 On a little bus. 63 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:15,480 Toward the cityscape. 64 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:18,680 Now, 65 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,600 there's a lad in there 66 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:22,920 called Stile up the top. 67 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,480 He's after spray-pating his can 68 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:26,380 all over the bricks. 69 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,540 And the council... 70 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:29,680 The thing is, now the council 71 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:30,600 that are gonna pay for that, 72 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:31,580 now the money will come out 73 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:32,580 of your taxes for that. 74 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:35,980 Also, a guy called Metro. 75 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:42,280 I'd say Metro now, he'd probably... 76 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,060 He'd be regretting that in a few years now 77 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:45,580 when he has to pay that out of his taxes. 78 00:07:47,460 --> 00:07:49,180 He'd be regretting it tomorrow. 79 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:50,960 But I doubt he'd pay... 80 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:51,560 He'd probably... 81 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:52,940 If he's spray-painting walls, 82 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:54,580 he'd probably not pay... 83 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:56,280 He probably doesn't even pay the taxes anyway. 84 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:56,540 No. 85 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:03,920 Sorry, now. 86 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,000 I meant to go and see the guy 87 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:10,860 about the bus first, 88 00:08:10,940 --> 00:08:11,840 but I want to have a look 89 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:12,360 at the supermarket 90 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,340 and see if there's any food. 91 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:14,820 I can go for a run over here. 92 00:08:19,940 --> 00:08:20,720 Brain slug. 93 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,480 Thanks very much, brain slug for that. 94 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,600 Now, that's very kind... 95 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:27,760 Very kind of you now. 96 00:08:28,260 --> 00:08:28,980 Thank you very much. 97 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:34,100 Oh, can we go inside this and buy a... 98 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:34,780 A mineral. 99 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:37,620 Or a bit of fruit. 100 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,180 There's nobody in the shop. 101 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:45,300 The shop is... 102 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:46,280 The shop is empty. 103 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:48,680 The shop is closed. 104 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:51,980 Oh, I don't know if they're... 105 00:08:51,980 --> 00:08:54,440 They'll be losing out on a lot of business there during the day 106 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,240 if they keep the doors closed, like, you know? 107 00:08:58,520 --> 00:08:59,240 Awful shame. 108 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:05,300 Oh. 109 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,960 Just wait and cross the road now. 110 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:09,040 We gotta wait for the green men. 111 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:10,420 That was the... 112 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:12,060 You always have to wait for the green men, you know? 113 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,340 Little green men on the sign 114 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:16,000 to make sure that everything's safe then. 115 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,300 Because I know there was a young girl in there, 116 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,480 a French girl in, 117 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,520 down in Dublin now. 118 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,040 She got hit. 119 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:23,020 Because she was... 120 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:25,060 crossing the road. 121 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:27,440 On the red men. 122 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:30,360 And she didn't wait for him to go green. 123 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,240 I think she was a Nazi. 124 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,360 I think she was a Nazi. 125 00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:42,660 Now we go. 126 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:43,900 Green men. 127 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,040 There we go. 128 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,640 The graffiti man is back again now. 129 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,200 Again, his taxes will be... 130 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,640 It'll be shot to pieces. 131 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,540 And it's not him. 132 00:09:57,820 --> 00:09:59,120 It's not just him who gets tached. 133 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,600 It's the whole system, like, you know? 134 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,180 Sorry there, Jesus. 135 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,020 Thank you very much, Jesus. 136 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:11,640 Now, there's no cross in here, 137 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:13,660 so we're just gonna take a risk for it now. 138 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:15,280 Sorry. 139 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:16,660 Sorry about that. 140 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:22,500 How are you, Ben? 141 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:23,840 How are you, Ben? 142 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,300 Nice to meet you, too, Ben. 143 00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:27,660 I like that. 144 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:27,900 Yeah. 145 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,320 Well, I had to go over to the Fruit and Vage then. 146 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:30,840 I'm glad you decided to buy a company. 147 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,340 I'm pretty much ready to retire, you know? 148 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:36,780 Spend more time with my old lady. 149 00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:38,440 Your mother. 150 00:10:39,580 --> 00:10:40,380 Here we are. 151 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:41,560 What a beauty. 152 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:44,600 So let's try it out before I hand you the keys. 153 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:45,220 Great stuff. 154 00:10:45,300 --> 00:10:47,660 Why don't you open the doors so we can get in? 155 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:48,320 Great stuff. 156 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,200 Right mouse button for the keys, is it? 157 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:51,540 Huh? 158 00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:52,500 Hold down. 159 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,180 And then pop that. 160 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:57,540 Click the button to open the doors now. 161 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:01,580 Huh? 162 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:03,020 Alright. 163 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:03,160 Take a seat. 164 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,620 Don't mind me. 165 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,660 This baby is yours now. 166 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,780 Sir, you're a slug. 167 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:12,060 You're a slug. 168 00:11:12,060 --> 00:11:12,460 Yeah. 169 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:14,500 Thanks for the donation, sir, you're a slug. 170 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:19,660 It's a nice bus now, isn't it? 171 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:20,620 Great seats. 172 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:23,180 And this is what the taxes pay for now. 173 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:28,880 Young men ain't going around spray painting faces on walls when they should be out working, 174 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:29,240 you know? 175 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,020 Mike Johnson as well. 176 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:31,220 You're a slug. 177 00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:37,380 Mike, I'm sure you'll agree with me now that your taxes are better put towards buses. 178 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:45,120 And, you know, you shouldn't be out defacing the walls and the beautiful scenery around the town. 179 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,080 You know, it's a great city. 180 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:47,640 Fucking mighty city. 181 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:53,560 There's not a pickle litter on the streets, so, I mean, there's no point in taking the walls and ruining them. 182 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:57,040 You know, a lot of hands and backs got broken building that wall. 183 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,560 You don't want to be fucking spoiling it with your spray paint. 184 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,760 You know? 185 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,120 Thanks, Mike. 186 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,360 I'm not pointing the finger at you, Mike, squarely. 187 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,600 But I'd say you might have had something to do with it, Mike. 188 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,320 I'd say you had a lot to do with it. 189 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:17,820 Right. 190 00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:19,600 Let's hear her purr. 191 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:23,020 Turn the key three times, you start the ignition. 192 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:28,860 Now, they didn't teach me this on the diving course, no. 193 00:12:28,860 --> 00:12:29,660 Three times. 194 00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:30,480 Just once, two. 195 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:32,680 Now. 196 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:41,460 I wonder why this guy is going to miss the sound. 197 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:42,240 Is he going away? 198 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,780 Is he leaving or what's he sure? 199 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:47,740 Turn on the lights. 200 00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:50,620 Use the light switch to turn on the headlights now. 201 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:51,380 Where's that now? 202 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,600 Where's the light switch now? 203 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:55,340 Where's that? 204 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,400 Where's the light switch now? 205 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:04,380 Is it here? 206 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,060 Front doors. 207 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:05,740 Rear doors. 208 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:06,840 Kneeling. 209 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,120 Engine. 210 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:11,220 Radio. 211 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:17,920 Ah. 212 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:36,840 Sorry now. 213 00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:38,460 We're going all over the shop here now. 214 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:39,460 Now. 215 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,480 See you later, Mike. 216 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,240 Or Ben. 217 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,260 Whatever your name was. 218 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,160 McSlee, thanks very much now. 219 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,300 Now. 220 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:54,380 Park and brake. 221 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:55,280 Disable. 222 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,360 Third person view. 223 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:01,600 Okay, here we go. 224 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:03,140 Let's drive this. 225 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,340 Here we go. 226 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,220 On the bus. 227 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,060 Think you're ready for a real run. 228 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:08,740 Let's head towards the exit. 229 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:10,860 Thank you very much there now. 230 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,280 McSlee and Shady Genly. 231 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:22,200 Now. 232 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,880 Do we turn left or right out of this place? 233 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:33,160 Right. 234 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:34,540 We're a bit fucked up there now. 235 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,720 Time to pick up our first passengers. 236 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:37,780 Sorry about that now. 237 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,220 We're halfway on the path. 238 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:40,620 Oh, there is Ben. 239 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:42,960 Ben is on the bus with us now. 240 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,220 Ben is on the bus with us. 241 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:47,040 Thanks very much there now. 242 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:49,260 Shady Genly up the town for that donation now. 243 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:54,820 Nope. 244 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:55,320 We're green. 245 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,080 It's not too bad now. 246 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:03,740 That's a nice day for us. 247 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:05,480 The first bus stop is coming up. 248 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,520 Fucking great day for us. 249 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:10,740 Try parking as close to the sidewalk as possible and right in the middle of the stop. 250 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,060 Passengers just love that. 251 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,280 Oh, don't forget to put the right turn signal on. 252 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,640 How'd you do that now? 253 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:18,940 Right turn. 254 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:19,640 Fuck. 255 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,660 Just ran into someone there now. 256 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:23,640 Now engage the frequent stop break. 257 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,360 Sorry about that. 258 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:24,980 Now engage the frequent stop break. 259 00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:26,080 And open the doors. 260 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,380 First day on the job. 261 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:27,680 Sorry. 262 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,080 I hope. 263 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:29,440 I hope you're alright. 264 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:31,660 He's smoking away there now. 265 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,540 Maybe can we go back. 266 00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:38,000 Enable bus break now. 267 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:53,520 Central Station. 268 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,000 Junction Street. 269 00:15:59,000 --> 00:15:59,460 Well done. 270 00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:01,100 Is that everyone, is it? 271 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:01,960 Are you all on? 272 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:05,300 A few bookings there down the middle door. 273 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,480 They want to get on the middle as well. 274 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,040 We might open the door for them. 275 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:11,380 Come on. 276 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:12,460 Now to take off. 277 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:15,400 It's the same process, but in reverse. 278 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,000 Great stuff. 279 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:16,760 Close the doors. 280 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:18,340 Reactivate kneeling. 281 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,660 Disengage the frequent stop break. 282 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,620 And use the left turn signal as you drive off. 283 00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,800 How'd you do the fucking left turn? 284 00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:28,100 Uh, disable bus stop breaks. 285 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:31,100 And how do you do your, uh... 286 00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:33,600 Q, is it? 287 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:33,840 Sorry. 288 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,460 Ah, great. 289 00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:55,980 We're not doing too bad. 290 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,500 Next stop is the Sky Arrow Tower now. 291 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,540 So we have to get there and pick a few people up there. 292 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:06,780 Someone's pressed the bush stop. 293 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,600 Thanks, Red. 294 00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:14,800 You don't have a bit of donating, Red. 295 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,500 You don't have a bit of donating, yeah. 296 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,900 That's messy stuff. 297 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:21,780 Thank you very much. 298 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:23,780 Magic. 299 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:32,260 Magic. 300 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,900 Lots of traffic around the town today, innit? 301 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:43,240 Hell of a lot of traffic for a Thursday or a... 302 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,080 Whatever it is. 303 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:44,680 Wednesday, is it? 304 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:45,360 Yeah. 305 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:45,420 Yeah. 306 00:17:45,420 --> 00:18:08,060 Good day to you. 307 00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:12,060 Macy. 308 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:12,880 How you doing? 309 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:13,960 Where you going? 310 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:15,640 You going busing? 311 00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,220 You doing a bit of bus, Johnny? 312 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:18,640 Yeah. 313 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:23,520 Now. 314 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:24,740 Wait. 315 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:24,920 Hey. 316 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,320 You seem like a really nice person. 317 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:27,760 Yes. 318 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,080 This business needs more people like you. 319 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:30,360 Right. 320 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:30,680 Me. 321 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:31,940 Nice people. 322 00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:32,260 Yeah. 323 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,720 And man, it can get to be very rewarding. 324 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:36,320 No problem. 325 00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,540 One time I was driving the bus through the city. 326 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:38,880 Right. 327 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,580 It was an early shift and some kids were trying to... 328 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:41,900 Oh. 329 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,160 Whoa, man. 330 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,140 You're talking to me. 331 00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:45,060 That fucking... 332 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,060 F***ing... 333 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:46,960 Bending my ear. 334 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,220 I ain't crashing to the back. 335 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,160 Rear ended some poor lady in the car now. 336 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,260 Well, I'm going to have to swap insurance details then. 337 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:55,040 I might be fired. 338 00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:57,700 I might be fired. 339 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:02,960 Sorry about that. 340 00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:03,840 Car accident. 341 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:32,120 Sorry. This is not going so well now. No. Jesus Christ, nearly hit that poor girl in there. Nobody is safe, you see. That's the problem. You let me in control of the bus. 342 00:19:38,120 --> 00:20:04,660 Nobody is safe. It's a big bloody bus, I tell you. It's hard to control. Next stop coming up anyways. I tell you, it's a great city, a great town, and I'm proud to be from this town. Castletown is looking feckin' mighty. The redevelopment that has gone into this place. Oh, it's fuckin' mighty altogether. Mighty altogether. 343 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:13,480 Fuck. Sorry about that. 344 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,380 Be careful. Thank God I have good insurance. 345 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:25,960 Yeah. Sorry about that now. We'll move into position here now. Any chance of reversing this fuckin' thing? How do you reverse? 346 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:34,080 We might head on. We might miss that shtap now. See how we get on. 347 00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:40,100 Next stop. Call the convention center. 348 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,760 He don't have a bus donatin' ya. 349 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:57,340 Thanks very much. Thanks very much. We might have a bus stop now. So we're gonna have to try and make amends. Some of these passengers are not getting off. 350 00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:01,540 Ain't gonna be so donatin'. Ain't gonna be so donatin' ya. 351 00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:28,220 Yeah. Thanks very much Dahio. Thanks very much Bruno for that now. It's a tough business. It's hard to drive a bus, you know, and keep control of the situation. 352 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:42,280 And there's people trying to get on and off and all that kind of shite now. I have no time for that now, you know. I just want to get to the end of the road there and make sure I can get the job. I don't know if they're going to give me the job though. 353 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:50,920 Shit. 354 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:55,820 Shit. 355 00:21:56,900 --> 00:22:01,840 Shit. We might turn. We might turn. 356 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:37,900 You got to have those brake lights on you see. Bit of a traffic jam. We've hit a shnag, a traffic shnag now around the town. It's hard to see if we're going to make, if I'm going to make the grade. To be honest. 357 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:59,480 We do not have a business, don't we? We do. I think we fucked it up, have we? I'm going to go rogue on this now. I have no time. These passengers need to be getting to where they're going. 358 00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:13,120 Oh, kneeling. Don't want to kneel. Don't want to kneel. F. Stop. Break. Right. Sorry about this now, passengers. We're going rogue. We're going fecking rogue. 359 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:22,960 We're going to go back and let's keep rolling. Yeah. Remember, you should never drive with the bus doors open. Right. It's very dangerous. That's okay. Don't worry about that. Remember that for next time now. 360 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:45,280 Sorry. Enable the right into careful. Right. E. 361 00:23:45,280 --> 00:24:13,240 Dylan. Dylan, thank you very much, Dylan. Thank you very much, Dylan. You're a good man, Dylan. Thank you very much, Dylan. Now, right turn executed perfectly. Now, we have a stop. 362 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:26,040 Declan, how are you? Declan, how are you? Out in Australia? You alright? We might talk to you later on on Skype. We might be on Skype later on, Dick. 363 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:43,080 Declan, how are you? No. Please do not litter on the bus. Thank you. Junction Street West. Thank you very much for that now. Tinge, Spatz. Thank you very much. 364 00:24:43,080 --> 00:25:08,520 Good morning. You need a ticket. One moment, please. Look, a passenger needs to purchase a ticket. You will have to operate the ticket printer and the cash register. Thank you very much, Nazi Slayer. Yeah. I hear the Russians have hacked into the fucking bus system now. Now, this girline needs a ticket. What's going on? Requested one regular. Left control. Huh? 365 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:21,120 Alright, left control, one regular, one day, one day is it? Left control is it? 366 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:25,680 First choose the ticket the passenger wants to purchase. To finish with the 367 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:32,220 ticket just tap on print. Control alt defeat thank you very much for the donation. I hope 368 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:36,060 you're okay. Now this is a very tough job you have to combine the skills of driving 369 00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:44,700 and personality and and being a nice guy and fucking mathematics. Now a regular 370 00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:53,040 week left control right one regular one trip regular week that's one regular 33 371 00:25:53,040 --> 00:26:05,440 that can't be fucking right is it? One regular week. Make sure to give the exact change. 20 euros. That's a week long tickets right yeah that's fair enough now. That's fair enough. 372 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:34,820 Money received 35 so I owe you two euro. I owe you two euros. That's two. There you go. Thank you. Thank you. That's very nice. Thank you. One regular one trip. Now you're a nice girlie. I'll give you one regular. One regular one trip for the day. 373 00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:43,460 That'll be two twenty please. Two twenty love. Huh? 374 00:26:43,460 --> 00:27:12,780 Print that ticket. Print that ticket. Five are given. That's three euro in change. We'll give you a two and we'll give you a one and we'll say no more about it. No problem. And you have a great day too. And thanks Peter God. The weather now is gonna hold up for the rest of the day. Anonymous thank you very much. Thank you very much. Now let's close the doors and get going. We've a plane to catch. 375 00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:19,200 One of the doors is stuck. Please unjam it manually. 376 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:22,300 Disable kneeling. 377 00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:30,700 Disable the bus stop brake. 378 00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:31,160 Nice. 379 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:35,520 Marine Le Pen. 380 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:35,520 Marine Le Pen. 381 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:35,520 Marine Le Pen. 382 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:41,020 Enable left indicator. How the fuck do you open the door? The door is jammed. 383 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,560 The door is jammed. 384 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,160 Do I have to get out the fucking door now and do this? 385 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:59,660 This is mental now. This has gone absolutely topsy-servey now altogether. I need to get the hell out of here. 386 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:06,800 Unjam it manually. 387 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,020 We turn this off. We put the brake on. 388 00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:12,220 Turn the key off. 389 00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:33,860 Turn the key off. 390 00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:38,080 Tommy Swords, thanks very much. 391 00:28:38,980 --> 00:28:40,200 Tommy, we're fucked at the moment. 392 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,380 We are fucked at the moment, Tommy. 393 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:48,320 Fuck it. 394 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,260 All these passengers now. 395 00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:52,600 Unlock that door. 396 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,560 How do you fucking do that? 397 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,520 Mamadouk, thank you. 398 00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,600 Thank you very much, Mamadouk. 399 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,880 I hope you're keeping well. 400 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:03,920 Use the tablet. 401 00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:04,960 Do we use the tablet? 402 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,120 Can the tablet close the door? 403 00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:12,240 Maybe open the front door there now and get out. 404 00:29:17,740 --> 00:29:18,960 We'll turn the lights off, will we? 405 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,680 Cockpit, passenger cabin. 406 00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:24,160 I don't want to turn off the passenger lights 407 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,140 because they might get spooked. 408 00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:40,160 How the fuck do you get out of this? 409 00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:46,480 That's the horn. 410 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,680 We might take off with the door open 411 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,660 and see how we get on there 412 00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:53,040 because I don't know how to get out the hot seat, you see? 413 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:55,380 Now. 414 00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:58,660 Now. 415 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,220 We are away. 416 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:03,740 Close that. 417 00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:07,620 Warning lights. 418 00:30:07,820 --> 00:30:08,860 Enable stop break. 419 00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:22,560 Fuck it. 420 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,480 We'll go, we'll go. 421 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,960 Car accident. 422 00:30:26,540 --> 00:30:27,140 Caused by another. 423 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,800 The door is open, everybody. 424 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,600 I understand that, but I don't know how to close the feckin' thing. 425 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,220 It's my first day. 426 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,900 I don't know how to close that door. 427 00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:44,020 Yeah, I know that, but you need to fuckin' bear with me now. 428 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,140 And stay in your season. 429 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,120 Just be careful. 430 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:47,820 That's all I can say. 431 00:30:47,820 --> 00:30:49,540 I think the door is stuck. 432 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:50,840 Be careful. 433 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,140 You need to be careful. 434 00:30:58,140 --> 00:30:59,220 The door is not closing. 435 00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:00,740 Be careful is all I'm saying to you. 436 00:31:00,740 --> 00:31:01,340 That's not enough. 437 00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:02,200 A word of advice. 438 00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:05,280 Always kneel the bus before you open the door. 439 00:31:05,340 --> 00:31:05,600 Right. 440 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,100 Passengers will thank you. 441 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:14,440 Okay. Push-up brakes. Out-left. Open the front. Rear doors. Unjam it manually. How the 442 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:25,260 f*** do you do that now? Gregoski, thank you. How are you doing, sir? Where are you going 443 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:33,820 today? Where are you going? One regular one trip. One regular one trip coming up and that's 444 00:31:33,820 --> 00:31:59,080 220. Print that for you now. 5 euro. Now we have to give you... what's the mathematics now? 220, okay. 380, is it? Maybe I'll give you 380 back. I'll give you 280. Right, 50, 60, 70, then an 80. 445 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,440 Thank you very much, sir. 446 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:16,780 Now is the kneeling. Oh, I didn't kneel. I didn't kneel before. This is a f***ing tough gig, isn't it? It's a f***ing tough gig. 447 00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:26,160 We'll kneel her back up. We'll deactivate the kneeling anyway and we'll... close the front doors there now. 448 00:32:27,060 --> 00:32:30,820 Enable... disable bush that breaks left-right. Yeah. 449 00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:33,660 Now, let's have a look. 450 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:35,800 Let's have a look. 451 00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:39,000 Enable left in the kitha. 452 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:45,740 You know, for me, the best part of this job is just driving down the street, meeting all these interesting people. 453 00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:46,360 Yeah. 454 00:32:56,540 --> 00:32:57,660 Purple lackey, thank you. 455 00:32:58,220 --> 00:33:00,800 And CM... CM Sinty. Thank you very much. 456 00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:07,700 Yeah, I know the door is open. You need to f***ing stop complaining. 457 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:08,200 Shut up. 458 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:20,420 The door hasn't been closed. It's not my fault I cannot f***ing close the door. 459 00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:28,480 F***ing shut the f*** up, man. 460 00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:33,780 A word of advice. Always kneel the bus before you open the door. 461 00:33:33,780 --> 00:33:34,280 Right. 462 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,160 Yeah. No problem. 463 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:38,920 Put the brake on. 464 00:33:39,340 --> 00:33:40,080 Enable brake. 465 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,200 Now. 466 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:42,640 Front doors. 467 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:43,820 Rear doors. 468 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:44,960 And kneel. 469 00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:47,020 Have a nice day. Thanks for riding with us. 470 00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:49,360 How do I get the f*** out of this? Unjam it manually. 471 00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:52,380 Let's try and unjam this f***ing thing again. 472 00:33:52,540 --> 00:33:52,860 Once. 473 00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:54,580 Once more. 474 00:33:54,580 --> 00:34:04,580 Does anybody in the chat there know how to f***ing do this door here? 475 00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:05,840 Yeah, clear up the doors, please. 476 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:27,340 I'm getting out of this seat if I can now. 477 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,580 Maybe you can use the tablet there now and see what goes on. 478 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:31,980 No. 479 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,200 Google Earth. 480 00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:36,340 Google Maps. 481 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,160 Now. 482 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,180 There's no way you can close the door with this. 483 00:34:47,260 --> 00:34:48,620 Now this is a f***ing... 484 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,280 Computers kind of thing. 485 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,040 Now I don't know how to use the computers, you see. 486 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:01,780 Please unjam it manually. 487 00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:03,020 How the f***... 488 00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:04,140 How are you meant to do that now? 489 00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:21,260 We're just gonna have to keep going, I'm afraid passengers. 490 00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:21,760 I'm sorry. 491 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:24,720 The door is fucked. 492 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,780 The door is fucked. 493 00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:28,820 No. 494 00:35:28,820 --> 00:35:30,820 No. 495 00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:32,820 No. 496 00:35:40,820 --> 00:35:42,820 No. 497 00:35:42,820 --> 00:36:04,460 fantastic 498 00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:19,780 shmo shmomo shlog thank you thank you very much shmomo you're a great man shmomo fantastic man shmomo 499 00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:26,940 still need the bus kicking is tough now it's tough to win the bus kicking in the case 500 00:36:26,940 --> 00:36:51,540 Kate Fetulo thank you very much Kate Fetulo now where do we park over here mind yourself 501 00:36:51,540 --> 00:37:02,460 what about all the passengers now oh they're gone they've disappeared watch the road 502 00:37:02,460 --> 00:37:30,720 well done now over there is the office your office now 503 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:55,720 oh see who exit the cockpit I see now 504 00:37:55,720 --> 00:38:03,100 hey Ben speaking I'm calling because I thought my experience would be really helpful for your 505 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:09,340 new company so let's get started right now the city is in dire need of more public transportation 506 00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:15,640 so many people so few buses the mayor is giving incentives to new companies that are willing to 507 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:23,020 work with city hall right just follow the requirements that you see in this list and they will provide you with a new bus for the company 508 00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:38,400 okay okay isn't that great anyway that's great now you know what to do I'll call back when I have more advice for you don't let this opportunity pass you by oh right almost forgot I sent you some notes on how to customize your buses thanks fool 509 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:47,940 okay so let's get started right now we did great what have we got here best results best reputation result 510 00:38:47,940 --> 00:39:13,560 drive this route as soon as possible we're away we're away we're away now I know how to get out of the bus I'll be fine if there's a door malfunction or anything like that you know 511 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:31,000 drive this route as soon as possible here we go here we go all right doing a bit of busing 512 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:45,980 drive this route as soon as possible I've gone the wrong fecking way I have to go around the way wrong way now 513 00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:55,000 geez that's a long way to go around isn't it 514 00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:08,000 will I be fired from the job I wonder is this gonna be a fucking will I be will I be given a pass first day on the job you know not my fault there's nothing I could do about it you see 515 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:15,000 *Message* 516 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:17,840 "Schlug Aaron" 517 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:22,200 Fuck it. 518 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:26,200 Car accident. 519 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:36,480 That sign is after going bye-bye now. 520 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:44,100 Jesus Christ, nearly hit that fella there now. 521 00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:47,800 Maybe the cockpit view is easier to control. 522 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,480 Bit of cockpit. 523 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:55,200 Here we go. 524 00:40:55,200 --> 00:41:15,880 Great day for it, isn't it? 525 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,360 Mighty weather. 526 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,980 We've been bleached now the past few days. 527 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,500 It's meant to get even better for Friday. 528 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:27,100 It's gonna be hotter than Madrid on Friday, I say. 529 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:30,820 What the fuck is this? 530 00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:31,820 Quick menu. 531 00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:32,820 Exit. 532 00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:33,820 No. 533 00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:35,780 I don't want the quick menu. 534 00:41:35,780 --> 00:41:36,780 UGAC. 535 00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:53,400 What the hell is going on here now? 536 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:58,720 How do I get out the quick menu? 537 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,720 Quick menu. 538 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:10,040 How the fuck do we get out of this quick menu? 539 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:17,360 How the fuck do we get out of this quick menu? 540 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,360 controls? 541 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:26,680 I don't want the quick menu. 542 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:26,680 I don't want the quick menu. 543 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:27,680 I don't want the quick menu. 544 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:28,680 I don't want the quick menu. 545 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,680 I don't want the quick menu. 546 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,680 I don't want the quick menu. 547 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:31,680 I don't want the quick menu. 548 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,680 I don't want the quick menu. 549 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:33,680 I don't want the quick menu. 550 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:34,680 I don't want the quick menu. 551 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:35,680 I don't want the quick menu. 552 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:45,000 I don't want the quick menu. 553 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,320 I don't want the quick menu. 554 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,640 I don't want the quick menu. 555 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,960 I don't want the quick menu. 556 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,280 I don't want the quick menu. 557 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,280 I don't want the quick menu. 558 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,600 I don't want the quick menu. 559 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:04,600 Thanks very much. 560 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,600 Steins. 561 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,040 Thanks very much Steins. 562 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,040 Now. 563 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:15,240 There's a whole gang of passengers coming up here now. 564 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,240 Alt. 565 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:28,360 For my break. 566 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,760 Now if we go this hour quick menu. 567 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,240 Front doors. 568 00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:36,240 Rear doors. 569 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:39,320 Oh kneeling. 570 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,480 Enable kneeling. 571 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,480 Ah. 572 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,400 Enable handbrake. 573 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:50,920 How are you doing? 574 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,920 Too regular is it? 575 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,760 Where are you going? 576 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,800 Too regular. 577 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,420 One trip. 578 00:43:57,420 --> 00:43:58,420 Regular. 579 00:43:58,420 --> 00:43:58,420 Regular. 580 00:43:58,420 --> 00:43:58,420 Regular. 581 00:43:58,420 --> 00:43:58,420 Regular. 582 00:43:58,420 --> 00:43:58,420 Regular. 583 00:43:58,420 --> 00:43:59,420 Regular. 584 00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:00,420 Regular. 585 00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:00,420 Regular. 586 00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:01,420 Regular. 587 00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:02,420 Oh delete that. 588 00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:03,260 It's a week ticket. 589 00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:04,060 Two week tickets. 590 00:44:04,060 --> 00:44:04,520 One. 591 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:05,320 Two. 592 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:06,320 Two. 593 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,920 And we print that. 594 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:09,320 Six. 595 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,620 Sixty six. 596 00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:11,920 Route sixty six. 597 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,320 Now what's that? 598 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,320 Seventy euro. 599 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,320 So I owe you four euro change. 600 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,320 Yeah. 601 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,320 There you go. 602 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,320 Thank you very much. 603 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:21,820 No problem. 604 00:44:21,820 --> 00:44:23,620 Can I have a ticket please? 605 00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:24,180 You can. 606 00:44:24,180 --> 00:44:25,180 How are you doing? 607 00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:26,180 How are you doing? 608 00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:28,180 Are you doing a bit of working? 609 00:44:28,180 --> 00:44:29,180 You're a business woman. 610 00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:32,180 One regular one trip. 611 00:44:32,180 --> 00:44:34,180 Print that out for you now. 612 00:44:34,180 --> 00:44:35,180 No. 613 00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:36,180 Five euros. 614 00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:37,180 That's two and a one. 615 00:44:37,180 --> 00:44:38,180 Two and a one. 616 00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:40,180 No problemo. 617 00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:41,180 No problemo. 618 00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:42,180 No problemo. 619 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,180 No. 620 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:45,180 Deactivate kneeling. 621 00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:46,180 Front doors. 622 00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:47,180 Rear doors. 623 00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:52,180 What's these here now? 624 00:44:52,180 --> 00:44:55,180 What's these here now? 625 00:44:55,180 --> 00:44:59,180 What's these here now? 626 00:44:59,180 --> 00:45:00,180 Beep. 627 00:45:00,180 --> 00:45:01,180 Beep. 628 00:45:01,180 --> 00:45:02,180 Beep. 629 00:45:02,180 --> 00:45:03,180 Beep. 630 00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:04,180 No. 631 00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:07,180 We're cooking with gas. 632 00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:08,180 Next stop. 633 00:45:08,180 --> 00:45:08,180 St. Paul's Church. 634 00:45:08,180 --> 00:45:09,180 Car accident. 635 00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:16,180 Next stop: St. Paul's Church. 636 00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:20,180 Car accident. 637 00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:27,180 Car accident. 638 00:45:27,180 --> 00:45:32,180 Car accident. 639 00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:39,180 Car accident. 640 00:45:39,180 --> 00:45:44,180 Car accident. 641 00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:49,180 Car accident. 642 00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:53,180 Car accident. 643 00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:55,180 And we're green. 644 00:45:55,180 --> 00:46:02,180 We're good to go. 645 00:46:02,180 --> 00:46:03,180 Oh. 646 00:46:03,180 --> 00:46:13,180 Hard to operate a machine of this size, to be honest. 647 00:46:13,180 --> 00:46:16,180 Hard to operate the machine. 648 00:46:16,180 --> 00:46:18,180 We're green. 649 00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:22,180 We're green. 650 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:24,180 We're green. 651 00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:25,180 Car accident. 652 00:46:25,180 --> 00:46:28,180 You have had an accident that involved innocent pedestrians. 653 00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:30,180 You're current drive session is terminated. 654 00:46:30,180 --> 00:46:32,180 No earnings will be given. 655 00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:38,140 We had a bit of a fucking problem there 656 00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:39,600 I ended up hitting someone on the street 657 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,020 They're in the hospital now, yeah 658 00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:44,260 Yeah, yeah, yeah 659 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:46,780 An internal investigation has happened now 660 00:46:46,780 --> 00:46:49,880 And I don't know what's going to happen 661 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,800 I think I might be able to keep the job 662 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,860 They might lay me off for a bit 663 00:46:52,860 --> 00:46:54,620 And then hopefully I'll get back in 664 00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:58,160 I know a fellow who works in the mechanics department 665 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,280 He might be able to give me a shout-in 666 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,700 So we're waiting on that to happen 667 00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:07,420 They're letting the shit out again 668 00:47:07,420 --> 00:47:08,080 That's great 669 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:09,300 Your man made a recovery 670 00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:11,240 Let's do it 671 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,720 We're in 672 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:20,880 Here we go 673 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,700 Let the good times roll again 674 00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:37,840 Oh! 675 00:47:39,220 --> 00:47:40,240 Nearly happened again 676 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,300 Nearly happened again 677 00:47:42,300 --> 00:47:47,240 I'd say you'd have to swing her out 678 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:49,540 Swing her out to the left before you turn right 679 00:47:49,540 --> 00:47:51,540 So you've got enough room to clear it 680 00:47:51,540 --> 00:47:58,260 Here we go! 681 00:47:58,260 --> 00:48:08,420 Now, activate kneeling 682 00:48:08,420 --> 00:48:12,860 Enable to push that brake 683 00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:14,260 Front, rear door 684 00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:16,220 How you doing, love? 685 00:48:18,220 --> 00:48:19,800 Yeah, one regular coming up 686 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:20,720 One regular, one trip 687 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:22,300 It's 220 688 00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:23,900 10 euro 689 00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:25,960 So I will owe you 690 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,060 780, is that it? 691 00:48:28,660 --> 00:48:28,860 Huh? 692 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,080 5 693 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,780 6 694 00:48:32,780 --> 00:48:34,300 What's 5 cent, is it? 695 00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:35,820 Can we cancel this? 696 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:36,920 Can we cancel that? 697 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,120 Maybe I'll just 698 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,300 Give you a 50 699 00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:43,440 And then I'll give you a 700 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,100 20 701 00:48:46,100 --> 00:48:49,460 And then a 5 702 00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:51,160 And then a 20 cent 703 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,340 That's 1 704 00:48:52,340 --> 00:48:53,940 So I owe you 6 705 00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:56,220 680, is that it? 706 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:56,760 2 707 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,180 4 708 00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:01,580 50 709 00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:03,000 60 710 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:03,000 60 711 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:03,420 70 712 00:49:03,420 --> 00:49:04,800 Then 80 713 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,280 Or is it 780? 714 00:49:08,580 --> 00:49:09,360 If it's 220 715 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:09,960 Alright, yeah 716 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:10,820 One more, one more 717 00:49:10,820 --> 00:49:12,720 780 718 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:14,440 No problemo 719 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,280 You do 720 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,880 You've got a lovely shirt on you 721 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,580 Where are you going? 722 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,080 Are you going into the city centre? 723 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:22,440 Are you? 724 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:23,880 You must be 725 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,880 If you're wearing a shirt like that 726 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,360 One student, is it? 727 00:49:30,020 --> 00:49:31,120 You're back to college, yeah 728 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,620 One day 729 00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:33,220 Shootings 730 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:36,540 520 please, sir 731 00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:39,340 480 732 00:49:39,340 --> 00:49:40,000 Change 733 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:40,400 No 734 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,560 I give you a little bit of 735 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,000 2 736 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,080 Par 737 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,280 50 738 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,340 60, 70 739 00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:47,060 80 740 00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:49,800 No problem 741 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,140 Your friends are on board as well 742 00:49:52,140 --> 00:49:52,480 Okay 743 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,520 Everybody on 744 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,640 We're going to go away now 745 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:57,000 And it was 746 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:05,460 Deactivate kneeling 747 00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:07,900 Enable bush to break 748 00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:08,760 Never away 749 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:12,000 Never away 750 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:16,300 This is not bad 751 00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:18,460 Next stop 752 00:50:18,460 --> 00:50:20,160 St. Paul's church 753 00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,220 Thank you very much 754 00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:24,340 Thank you very much 755 00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:25,680 Mortinator 756 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:32,300 St. Paul's church coming up 757 00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:33,920 We've got a green light 758 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,300 Next right turn 759 00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:40,340 Brian 760 00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:40,340 Brian 761 00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:41,000 Thank you 762 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:45,520 Someone's asking about the fucking clock in the time 763 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,320 Shut up 764 00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:53,480 They're giving out about the time it's taken 765 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,340 I'm 35 seconds off pace 766 00:50:56,340 --> 00:51:01,620 Now 767 00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:04,020 Swing her out 768 00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:05,520 And swing her in 769 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,980 That's it 770 00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:10,400 And that's the way we do business now in this town 771 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,560 Second day on the job 772 00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,120 Killed someone the first day 773 00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:14,980 And I'm fucking back 774 00:51:14,980 --> 00:51:16,440 In the saddle on the second 775 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,940 I've had time 776 00:51:17,940 --> 00:51:18,740 I did my penance 777 00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:29,360 Did the penance 778 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,320 And you know 779 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,660 That fella now that I hit her girl in 780 00:51:33,660 --> 00:51:36,480 She shouldn't have been on the fucking road 781 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:37,260 At the time 782 00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:39,560 She got crushed 783 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,120 That wasn't my fault 784 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,740 It was not my fault 785 00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:49,500 Wasn't that my fault 786 00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:54,080 That was close 787 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:54,760 Look at that 788 00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:58,160 Precision parking you see 789 00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,440 Versprung der Technik 790 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,620 Crowns raced 791 00:52:02,620 --> 00:52:06,260 Here we go 792 00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:09,000 Right turn 793 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:16,640 Fucking mighty 794 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,780 Fucking mighty all together 795 00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:21,220 Yeah 796 00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:26,800 George Soros and the boys 797 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,380 Thank you very much George Soros and the boys 798 00:52:30,380 --> 00:52:32,760 It's great to see you 799 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:33,980 In the chat 800 00:52:33,980 --> 00:52:35,260 Having the crack 801 00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:37,320 Doing a bit of donating 802 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:38,700 It's very kind of you 803 00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:40,400 I hope you are well 804 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,620 George Soros 805 00:52:41,620 --> 00:52:42,580 And your family 806 00:52:42,580 --> 00:52:45,900 Vincent Brown 807 00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:46,920 Up the town 808 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,280 Thank you very much 809 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:49,800 Vincent Brown 810 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,340 Up the town 811 00:52:50,340 --> 00:52:52,760 Are you doing a bit of journalism 812 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:53,480 Vincent 813 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,320 You smashing the system 814 00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:56,700 Yeah 815 00:52:56,700 --> 00:52:59,820 Some man 816 00:52:59,820 --> 00:53:07,800 I think I missed a fucking 817 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,540 I took a wrong turn there 818 00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:10,260 A while back 819 00:53:10,260 --> 00:53:10,280 I took a wrong turn there a while back 820 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:32,820 I'm going to swing her 821 00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:34,140 Swing her hard 822 00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:35,280 Into that one 823 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:40,160 I'm three minutes off pace everybody 824 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:41,160 I'm sorry about that 825 00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,200 Nobody's given out yet though 826 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:44,640 On the bus 827 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:45,240 So we're alright 828 00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:49,060 You know these days 829 00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:50,120 Fuck 830 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,520 Apologies 831 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,360 My apologies 832 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,040 My apologies 833 00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,040 These days 834 00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,600 The ladding on the phone there 835 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:02,580 The pink shirted guy 836 00:54:02,580 --> 00:54:03,920 Who's going into the city center 837 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:04,400 The shooting 838 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,340 Now 839 00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:08,420 You don't know about all these 840 00:54:08,420 --> 00:54:09,620 Fucking young fellas now 841 00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:10,040 These days 842 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,160 They're on the phones 843 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:11,660 Tweeting 844 00:54:11,660 --> 00:54:13,020 He's probably tweeting 845 00:54:13,020 --> 00:54:14,680 Sending messages to my boss 846 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:15,120 Saying 847 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,660 I'm a bollocks 848 00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:18,320 And that's happened to me now 849 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:18,940 On a few jobs 850 00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:20,960 I got fired from the Leshwood 851 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,000 Because of these people on Twitter 852 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,120 Look at this 853 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,440 Fucking Egypt 854 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,580 Walks out in front of the 855 00:54:27,580 --> 00:54:28,160 The road 856 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:33,680 Maybe I can give him a piece of my mind 857 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:33,960 Nah 858 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:34,460 Okay 859 00:54:34,460 --> 00:54:41,300 Right 860 00:54:41,300 --> 00:54:44,160 We're doing God's work now 861 00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:48,000 How are you Josh? 862 00:54:48,900 --> 00:54:50,140 Thank you very much Josh 863 00:54:50,140 --> 00:54:55,060 Thank you very much Josh 864 00:54:55,060 --> 00:54:58,300 Oh I know what I did wrong 865 00:54:58,300 --> 00:54:59,040 Now I fucking 866 00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:00,440 I took this turn before 867 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:01,180 I never stopped 868 00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:03,040 The bush never stopped 869 00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:04,580 I was meant to shop 870 00:55:04,580 --> 00:55:05,620 And drop passengers off 871 00:55:05,620 --> 00:55:07,720 And pick passengers up 872 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:08,220 Inder 873 00:55:08,220 --> 00:55:09,220 How are you? 874 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,220 Thank you very much Inder 875 00:55:12,220 --> 00:55:28,060 Hang on now 876 00:55:28,060 --> 00:55:28,880 Am I going the wrong 877 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:29,780 Fucking way altogether? 878 00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:31,680 Can I reverse this down? 879 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,180 That's not nice 880 00:55:34,180 --> 00:55:35,560 Sorry 881 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:36,340 Serbian fella 882 00:55:36,340 --> 00:55:37,100 Thank you very much 883 00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:37,700 Serbian fella 884 00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:42,000 We might fucking do something here 885 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:42,640 A bit special 886 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,900 Now 887 00:55:43,900 --> 00:55:47,060 Sorry about this guys 888 00:55:47,060 --> 00:55:50,360 We're gonna get you there on time 889 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:54,280 Fuck it 890 00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,860 We ran over someone again 891 00:55:56,860 --> 00:55:57,940 I'm sorry about that now 892 00:55:57,940 --> 00:55:59,780 I'm sorry about that 893 00:55:59,780 --> 00:56:00,560 I'm awful sorry 894 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,580 I'm awful sorry 895 00:56:02,580 --> 00:56:02,600 I'm awful sorry 896 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,180 What was he doing on the road though? 897 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:06,800 Do you know what I mean? 898 00:56:07,020 --> 00:56:08,000 I'm only throwing my best 899 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:08,780 And I'm sorry to get people 900 00:56:08,780 --> 00:56:10,460 Through their destinations 901 00:56:10,460 --> 00:56:13,900 Poor Buckingham now 902 00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:15,120 That was his final destination 903 00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:18,240 That was his final 904 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:20,140 That was the final time he crossed 905 00:56:20,140 --> 00:56:21,760 Why did the chicken cross the road? 906 00:56:22,260 --> 00:56:23,340 To get to the other side 907 00:56:23,340 --> 00:56:25,740 And that's the joke 908 00:56:25,740 --> 00:56:26,720 I told his family there 909 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:27,620 They weren't laughing 910 00:56:27,620 --> 00:56:28,760 They were not laughing 911 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,120 When I told them that one 912 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:34,140 Well 913 00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:35,880 Onwards and upwards 914 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:36,720 We'll start it again 915 00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:42,500 Third time lucky isn't it? 916 00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:45,780 Left turn up the top of the road 917 00:56:45,780 --> 00:56:46,380 Right 918 00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:55,740 Fucking hell 919 00:56:55,740 --> 00:56:56,680 Ran over a woman 920 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,820 Well you see 921 00:56:58,820 --> 00:56:59,760 She came out of nowhere 922 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:00,140 You see 923 00:57:00,140 --> 00:57:01,020 And I had no problem 924 00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:01,820 I had no 925 00:57:01,820 --> 00:57:03,080 I had no problem 926 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:03,960 Until she came out 927 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:04,500 In front of me 928 00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:06,420 Do you know? 929 00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,200 Are you doing a bit of donating? 930 00:57:09,660 --> 00:57:10,000 Bloom 931 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:10,980 Bloom for Tume 932 00:57:10,980 --> 00:57:11,680 Thank you very much 933 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:12,220 Bloom for Tume 934 00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:15,440 Look at 935 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,500 We need to try and get this 936 00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:19,020 The city is in dire need 937 00:57:19,020 --> 00:57:19,460 Of a good 938 00:57:19,460 --> 00:57:20,200 Public 939 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:21,780 Transportation service 940 00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:22,820 Now 941 00:57:22,820 --> 00:57:23,540 You need to prove 942 00:57:23,540 --> 00:57:24,180 That you're capable 943 00:57:24,180 --> 00:57:25,120 I need to prove 944 00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:25,820 That I'm capable 945 00:57:25,820 --> 00:57:27,520 Of managing a bus company 946 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,180 And then I'll be granted 947 00:57:29,180 --> 00:57:29,940 A free incentive 948 00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:30,200 So 949 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,580 Let's give it a lash 950 00:57:31,580 --> 00:57:32,420 One more go 951 00:57:32,420 --> 00:57:35,020 Schlug Aaron 952 00:57:35,020 --> 00:57:36,140 Will ride again 953 00:57:36,140 --> 00:57:40,740 Thank you very much 954 00:57:40,740 --> 00:57:41,540 To Bloom for Tume 955 00:57:41,540 --> 00:57:41,800 And 956 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,020 Fucking 957 00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:44,920 Serbian fella 958 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,760 How are the Serbians 959 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:48,580 Keeping these days? 960 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,040 Is there still a war on out there 961 00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:52,660 Or is everything 962 00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:54,300 Taken care of? 963 00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:03,560 Let's do this 964 00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,920 Let's do this 965 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:11,240 That laddin' waited for me 966 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,040 To drive by now 967 00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:13,040 So that's nice of him 968 00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,000 The lash 969 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:16,980 Booking who did that 970 00:58:16,980 --> 00:58:17,880 Or the woman who did that 971 00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:18,840 She's worm food now 972 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:25,100 I'd be lighting a candle for later on 973 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:25,900 When I get home 974 00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:28,000 In the meantime 975 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 The show must go on 976 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,960 With passengers 977 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:35,020 And we have a whole lot of 978 00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:36,000 Fucking busing to be doing 979 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:36,920 Now 980 00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,040 Front 981 00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,580 Kneel 982 00:58:40,580 --> 00:58:40,880 Kneel 983 00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:41,220 Kneel 984 00:58:41,220 --> 00:58:42,540 Single senior trip 985 00:58:42,540 --> 00:59:04,540 How are you getting on sir? You're a senior. You're a senior. I'll be seeing you later down the pub because I look you look like a regular. One senior one trip. One senior one trip. Senior one trip. One euro forty now. 986 00:59:07,340 --> 00:59:32,740 Yeah one senior again. You look like the lash book in. Are you peeing again or are you someone different? One senior one trip. Fiver. You're fucking making life hard for me now. Three euro sixty so one euro and then we got the fifty and then the ten. 987 00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:43,140 No problem. You have a good day as well. Now rear doors closed. Turn the kneeling off. Disable the brakes. 988 00:59:43,140 --> 01:00:00,140 The other day I got the scare of my life. What happened apparently my roommate has this small vacuum cleaner robot that activates itself. I had no idea what was going on or what that noise was until I saw it. Next stop. St. Paul's Church. St. Paul's Cathedral. 989 01:00:04,140 --> 01:00:09,140 Hey Donal. Thanks Donal. Thank you Donal. 990 01:00:13,140 --> 01:00:18,140 Now up. Next left after this now. 991 01:00:19,140 --> 01:00:24,140 Guess we're doing okay. We're over the hump anyway. We got over the... we broke the back of it. 992 01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:49,580 *Bell rings* 993 01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:50,320 Come on. 994 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,500 Fucking hate these red lights, man. 995 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:54,660 Ruining my life. 996 01:00:54,660 --> 01:00:57,460 Stabbing you from doing what you want. 997 01:00:57,460 --> 01:01:02,460 *Bell rings* 998 01:01:02,460 --> 01:01:04,380 Hey, we're doing fucking great now. 999 01:01:04,380 --> 01:01:06,180 We're flying us. We're flying us! 1000 01:01:06,180 --> 01:01:09,180 *Bell rings* 1001 01:01:09,180 --> 01:01:10,180 I'll... 1002 01:01:10,180 --> 01:01:12,180 Kneel... 1003 01:01:12,180 --> 01:01:15,740 Open. Front. Back. 1004 01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:21,740 *Bell rings* 1005 01:01:21,740 --> 01:01:23,580 *Cough* 1006 01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:24,380 How ya... 1007 01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:26,380 *Bell rings* One ticket reg. 1008 01:01:26,380 --> 01:01:28,380 One ticket reg. One ticket reg. 1009 01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:29,380 Let's do this. 1010 01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:31,380 *Bell rings* 1011 01:01:31,380 --> 01:01:35,100 One... ticket. One trip reg. 1012 01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:36,380 *Bell rings* 220. 1013 01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:37,380 *Bell rings* 1014 01:01:37,380 --> 01:01:40,180 Okay. I'll give you that. You give me a fiver. 1015 01:01:40,180 --> 01:01:41,180 *Bell rings* 1016 01:01:41,180 --> 01:01:42,180 I'll give you two AC back. 1017 01:01:42,180 --> 01:01:44,180 *Bell rings* 1018 01:01:44,180 --> 01:01:45,180 *Bell rings* 1019 01:01:45,180 --> 01:01:46,180 *Bell rings* 1020 01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:48,580 Good man yourself. No problem. 1021 01:01:53,580 --> 01:01:58,580 DX Vietniland. Parking brake off. Indicator on. And we're away. 1022 01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:03,980 Fucking flying us. We're flying us. We're flying us. 1023 01:02:14,980 --> 01:02:21,980 We're doing a bit of donating. Thank you very much brain-slug. 1024 01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:33,980 Straight to the end and then to the right. 1025 01:02:37,980 --> 01:02:41,980 Schlug for Taoiseach. Thank you very much. 1026 01:02:43,780 --> 01:02:48,780 Hopefully now, with the grace of God, I'll be running the country soon enough. 1027 01:02:52,780 --> 01:02:55,780 I took the wrong feckin turn there, did I? Shit. 1028 01:02:56,780 --> 01:02:58,780 We might fucking do the reversal again. 1029 01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:10,780 Sorry about this now, folks. I got confused. Now we need to take the left. 1030 01:03:11,780 --> 01:03:16,780 See, I thought the set nav was gonna swing around. But it doesn't swing around. 1031 01:03:17,780 --> 01:03:19,780 We might fucking get in there now. 1032 01:03:19,780 --> 01:03:20,780 How bad. 1033 01:03:21,780 --> 01:03:22,780 Shut the fuck up though. 1034 01:03:26,780 --> 01:03:30,780 Now. Flying us. We're only 30 seconds off pace. 1035 01:03:32,780 --> 01:03:33,780 Let's kneel this. 1036 01:03:34,780 --> 01:03:35,780 Kneel. 1037 01:03:36,780 --> 01:03:37,780 Parking brake. 1038 01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:37,780 Break street west. 1039 01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:37,780 I need a senior single trip tickets. 1040 01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:57,780 Thanks, Joe. We've got this guy again. He's a- he's- he's- we only have to fucking drop him off. 1041 01:03:57,780 --> 01:04:12,780 I've already picked him up there 10 minutes ago. One senior, one trip. How are you doing, sir? One- that's print. No. Money receive fiver. So I owe you 340. One, two, and 20, and 20. 1042 01:04:15,780 --> 01:04:19,780 I just wanna add 440. Yeah. Sorry about this. Thank you very much. No problem. 1043 01:04:24,780 --> 01:04:29,780 The filthy clam. Thank you very much. Thank you very much, filthy clam. 1044 01:04:41,780 --> 01:04:42,780 I would not do too bad now. 1045 01:04:42,780 --> 01:04:51,780 Next stop, Crown's Rest Street. This is the last stop. Make sure to take all of your belongings with you before stepping off the bus. 1046 01:04:51,780 --> 01:04:58,780 us 1047 01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:34,880 that's done 1048 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:37,140 congratulations 1049 01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:39,500 now 1050 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:42,060 Schlugerrand income of Schlugerrand 1051 01:05:42,060 --> 01:05:43,380 820 euro 1052 01:05:43,380 --> 01:05:45,640 drives income 1053 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:47,640 was 1570 1054 01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:53,260 thank you very much Aiden Brennan 1055 01:05:53,260 --> 01:05:56,100 for nearly five shells 1056 01:05:56,100 --> 01:06:07,780 reputation has been 1057 01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:08,260 enhanced 1058 01:06:08,260 --> 01:06:11,920 which is always a bonus 1059 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:16,600 greatly enhanced his reputation 1060 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,540 greatly enhanced his reputation 1061 01:06:18,540 --> 01:06:20,440 greatly enhanced his reputation 1062 01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:21,060 okay 1063 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,820 now 1064 01:06:22,820 --> 01:06:25,660 new bus color 1065 01:06:25,660 --> 01:06:28,000 we might turn it yellow 1066 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,960 oh we've got that 1067 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:31,120 that's in the bank 1068 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:32,800 okay week one 1069 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,380 weekly report done 1070 01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:35,260 now 1071 01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:37,200 what's next 1072 01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:40,780 we'll customize the bus 1073 01:06:40,780 --> 01:06:41,880 there now 1074 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:43,720 oh we might sell it 1075 01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:47,720 now 1076 01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:51,480 we'll put an advertiser on that 1077 01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:52,880 on that schlatt 1078 01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:59,400 no 1079 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:00,720 tell you what 1080 01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:02,560 I have no fucking 1081 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,580 interest in customizing the bus 1082 01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:05,200 to be honest with you 1083 01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:06,940 maybe change it yellow 1084 01:07:06,940 --> 01:07:07,500 yeah 1085 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:09,040 apply 1086 01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:14,380 Bosnia 1087 01:07:14,380 --> 01:07:15,660 thank you very much Bosnia 1088 01:07:15,660 --> 01:07:18,380 thank you very much for that sir 1089 01:07:18,380 --> 01:07:20,620 and Aiden Brennan 1090 01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:21,700 filthy clam 1091 01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:22,700 Joe 1092 01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:26,000 everybody else out there 1093 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,000 throwing donations 1094 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,080 joining me on this journey 1095 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:31,860 joining me on the journey 1096 01:07:31,860 --> 01:07:33,000 to becoming 1097 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:33,940 the bus 1098 01:07:33,940 --> 01:07:35,000 kingpin 1099 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,920 bus magnet 1100 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,560 of the town 1101 01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:45,720 mercy mercy scrotin 1102 01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,040 thank you very much for that 1103 01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:51,340 extend the route 1104 01:07:51,340 --> 01:07:52,920 adding more steps 1105 01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:58,920 how do we do that now 1106 01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:28,900 I'm not. 1107 01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:31,880 How do we add more to this now? 1108 01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:35,480 Maybe we can go there. 1109 01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:39,120 Go there. 1110 01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:44,720 And we can go there. 1111 01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:48,440 And we can go there. 1112 01:08:52,700 --> 01:08:53,460 Maybe there. 1113 01:08:54,580 --> 01:08:57,220 See, it's a bit of a windy, fucking windy one, isn't it? 1114 01:08:57,860 --> 01:08:58,640 There, alright. 1115 01:08:58,640 --> 01:08:59,640 Alright. 1116 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:04,020 Should we go one more? 1117 01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:06,100 One more stop and see how we get on. 1118 01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:09,660 This route needs to be driven before any other driver can generate income. 1119 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:10,360 Do you want to drive it? 1120 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:10,560 Yeah. 1121 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,200 Let's do it. 1122 01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:19,120 Get to the next step. 1123 01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:21,520 Oh, it's pissing down. 1124 01:09:22,020 --> 01:09:23,080 It's pissing down today. 1125 01:09:23,140 --> 01:09:24,240 We've got a nice yellow bus. 1126 01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:29,040 Welcome to the bus driving now. 1127 01:09:29,100 --> 01:09:31,480 We're doing a bit of bus driving if you've just joined us on the stream. 1128 01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:33,600 Welcome to the bus driving. 1129 01:09:51,260 --> 01:09:51,980 Fucking hell. 1130 01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:52,620 Watch out. 1131 01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:56,420 Someone's after dying. 1132 01:09:57,880 --> 01:09:59,020 Or getting hit. 1133 01:10:00,020 --> 01:10:02,320 Or there might have been an accident or a fucking fight. 1134 01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:02,700 In town. 1135 01:10:03,780 --> 01:10:04,840 Someone might have slipped. 1136 01:10:05,740 --> 01:10:07,760 I heard someone slipped in town, yeah. 1137 01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:10,840 I heard someone slipped in town. 1138 01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:14,400 I always remember knowing that. 1139 01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:15,880 This goes by. 1140 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:16,940 Shit. 1141 01:10:19,900 --> 01:10:20,420 Now. 1142 01:10:21,340 --> 01:10:22,020 Park and brake. 1143 01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:24,780 Now, what is Neil? 1144 01:10:26,100 --> 01:10:26,620 Neil. 1145 01:10:27,180 --> 01:10:27,700 F. 1146 01:10:29,580 --> 01:10:30,100 F. 1147 01:10:30,420 --> 01:10:32,200 And then we've got front and rear. 1148 01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:32,780 One and two. 1149 01:10:35,980 --> 01:10:36,740 How are you doing? 1150 01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:37,540 What are you after? 1151 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:38,500 One regular. 1152 01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:39,380 One trip. 1153 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:41,320 One regular one trip. 1154 01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:43,380 Print that. 1155 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:44,240 220. 1156 01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:45,280 Okay. 1157 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:47,040 I'll give you 380. 1158 01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:47,500 Back. 1159 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:48,980 50. 1160 01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:51,140 No problem. 1161 01:10:51,340 --> 01:10:51,900 I need a ticket. 1162 01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:53,580 What do you want? 1163 01:10:54,260 --> 01:10:55,240 One regular one trip. 1164 01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:56,080 How are you getting on, sir? 1165 01:10:56,140 --> 01:10:56,440 Are you well? 1166 01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:57,200 Shit day. 1167 01:10:57,780 --> 01:10:58,420 Not nice weather. 1168 01:10:58,640 --> 01:10:59,120 Bad weather. 1169 01:10:59,700 --> 01:11:01,260 Hopefully now it'll get better at the end of the week. 1170 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:01,740 It's forecast. 1171 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:02,580 Nice. 1172 01:11:03,180 --> 01:11:05,460 Lovely sunshine at the end of the week. 1173 01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:06,620 One regular one trip. 1174 01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:08,120 One regular one trip. 1175 01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:08,400 Okay. 1176 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:09,660 Well, it's 220. 1177 01:11:09,900 --> 01:11:10,140 Yeah, please. 1178 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:10,720 When you're ready. 1179 01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:11,620 Five euro. 1180 01:11:12,620 --> 01:11:13,020 Okay. 1181 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:13,580 It's a heavy hat. 1182 01:11:13,580 --> 01:11:14,660 Might have been in three years either. 1183 01:11:17,740 --> 01:11:18,020 Thanks. 1184 01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:19,200 Have a great day. 1185 01:11:21,380 --> 01:11:21,940 Great stuff. 1186 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:22,180 No. 1187 01:11:22,780 --> 01:11:23,260 One, two. 1188 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:24,460 Close that. 1189 01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:25,840 Tail F. 1190 01:11:26,340 --> 01:11:26,640 And then. 1191 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:28,260 Indicator on. 1192 01:11:29,020 --> 01:11:29,540 And we're away. 1193 01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:31,780 Fucking mighty. 1194 01:11:32,820 --> 01:11:33,500 Fucking mighty. 1195 01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:40,500 Next stop. 1196 01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:42,040 St. Paul's Church. 1197 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:53,620 Ah. 1198 01:11:53,620 --> 01:12:13,440 Saratoo. 1199 01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:18,580 I never want to dance again. 1200 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:23,080 The guilty feet have got no rhythm. 1201 01:12:24,700 --> 01:12:25,580 Here we go. 1202 01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:26,660 Fucking hell. 1203 01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:33,340 I hope that person is alright. 1204 01:12:33,700 --> 01:12:34,840 The ambulance seems lashed. 1205 01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:39,040 Move up here a bit more now. 1206 01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:41,940 I'm freezing. 1207 01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:43,400 Please do something. 1208 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:44,780 Yeah, now, do you want me to turn the heat on? 1209 01:12:45,660 --> 01:12:47,400 Passengers want you to raise the temperature on the bus. 1210 01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:48,540 Give us a second now. 1211 01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:49,720 We need to get to the next bus stop. 1212 01:12:49,780 --> 01:12:50,460 I'll turn the heat on. 1213 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,500 Nice blast of fucking warmth. 1214 01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:01,400 Now. 1215 01:13:02,540 --> 01:13:03,480 How are we doing now? 1216 01:13:03,580 --> 01:13:04,320 We fixed here now. 1217 01:13:04,780 --> 01:13:05,020 Alt. 1218 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:07,640 F. 1219 01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:09,780 Open these doors. 1220 01:13:09,780 --> 01:13:16,080 How are you getting an answer? 1221 01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:17,400 Yeah. 1222 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,300 You'd want an umbrella on a day like today. 1223 01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:22,080 You'd want a fucking umbrella on a day like today. 1224 01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:22,880 One senior, one trip. 1225 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:24,220 Oh. 1226 01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:24,820 I'll pay that. 1227 01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:25,740 Five euro. 1228 01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:26,380 Yeah. 1229 01:13:26,580 --> 01:13:27,280 Ah, 140. 1230 01:13:27,380 --> 01:13:29,160 I'll give you 460 back now. 1231 01:13:31,460 --> 01:13:32,040 That's wrong. 1232 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:32,500 Sorry. 1233 01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:34,240 Giving you the wrong fucking change. 1234 01:13:34,300 --> 01:13:34,480 Sorry. 1235 01:13:35,300 --> 01:13:35,980 Giving you too much. 1236 01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:36,700 Right. 1237 01:13:36,700 --> 01:13:37,140 Ah. 1238 01:13:37,780 --> 01:13:38,220 Next. 1239 01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:38,680 Next. 1240 01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:38,740 Next. 1241 01:13:38,740 --> 01:13:39,180 Next. 1242 01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:40,920 Where am I going now? 1243 01:13:41,700 --> 01:13:42,740 AC wish ignored. 1244 01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:45,120 AC wish ignored. 1245 01:13:45,900 --> 01:13:47,480 How do you turn this fucking AC on? 1246 01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:48,580 Now. 1247 01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:49,500 Increase temperature. 1248 01:13:50,780 --> 01:13:51,360 How about that? 1249 01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:53,520 Fucking blast it to the top. 1250 01:13:55,780 --> 01:13:56,920 Blast it to the top. 1251 01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:02,120 Stop that kneel. 1252 01:14:03,060 --> 01:14:04,060 And break off. 1253 01:14:04,060 --> 01:14:04,060 And break off. 1254 01:14:04,060 --> 01:14:04,060 And break off. 1255 01:14:04,060 --> 01:14:05,540 Indicator on. 1256 01:14:05,540 --> 01:14:07,060 And run away with it. 1257 01:14:11,060 --> 01:14:12,040 Oh for fuck's sake. 1258 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,160 Turn on the AC. 1259 01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:13,980 Are you serious? 1260 01:14:13,980 --> 01:14:15,640 Next stop. 1261 01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:17,020 Break street west. 1262 01:14:18,020 --> 01:14:19,080 Lower the temperature. 1263 01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:19,400 Is it? 1264 01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:19,840 Wait. 1265 01:14:19,980 --> 01:14:20,420 One sec. 1266 01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:22,000 Try and do this now. 1267 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:28,720 Maybe over there. 1268 01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:28,720 Maybe over there. 1269 01:14:31,460 --> 01:14:33,100 These freckers have my head wrecked. 1270 01:14:34,380 --> 01:14:34,920 Green light. 1271 01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,040 That's not nice. 1272 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:39,840 Oh for fuck's sake. 1273 01:14:41,260 --> 01:14:41,760 Are you serious? 1274 01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,760 Are you doing a business donatin'? 1275 01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:54,320 Are you doing a business donatin'? 1276 01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:58,580 Thank you very much Cole Chan. 1277 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,520 What's that left at the top of the road is this? 1278 01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:04,600 Fuck. 1279 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,000 Nearly hit that woman there. 1280 01:15:12,140 --> 01:15:12,580 Now. 1281 01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:17,260 Let's see. 1282 01:15:17,900 --> 01:15:18,660 Sorry about that. 1283 01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:19,840 We'll move back. 1284 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:20,480 One second. 1285 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:21,520 Park and break. 1286 01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:21,960 Alt. 1287 01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:25,320 F1-2 1288 01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:37,960 You can get this, you can get this 1289 01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:43,720 That's 33, but it's 4c, okay 8 back 5 1290 01:15:43,720 --> 01:16:00,840 Good man, yeah, you want a fucking senior is it? Right, 1-2 senior, 2 seniors, 1 trip 1291 01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:10,600 280, one regular day, yeah, 660 1292 01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,940 Then, uh, what the fuck is that section? 1293 01:16:13,940 --> 01:16:16,140 It's 3.40, is it? 1294 01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:16,800 One, two. 1295 01:16:21,740 --> 01:16:22,620 No problem. 1296 01:16:24,140 --> 01:16:25,020 No problem. 1297 01:16:26,480 --> 01:16:27,900 We go take the kneeling off. 1298 01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:29,880 We class the doors there now. 1299 01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,540 Then we break off. 1300 01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:33,740 Indicator on. 1301 01:16:34,780 --> 01:16:35,860 And we're away with it. 1302 01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:38,360 Someone outside trying to get on the bus, is it? 1303 01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:40,560 Alright, fuck them. 1304 01:16:42,340 --> 01:16:42,960 Fuck them. 1305 01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:44,340 Too late. 1306 01:16:45,620 --> 01:16:46,840 Nothing I could do about that. 1307 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:50,560 Nothing. 1308 01:16:51,940 --> 01:16:52,800 You should have been there. 1309 01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:54,180 You should have been there fast enough. 1310 01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:56,280 You didn't get there fast enough by the time I was there. 1311 01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:58,780 The door's open, is it? 1312 01:16:58,920 --> 01:16:59,180 Fuck. 1313 01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:01,280 Sorry about that. 1314 01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:02,420 Be careful. 1315 01:17:03,420 --> 01:17:04,460 Be very careful. 1316 01:17:05,460 --> 01:17:08,120 If the door is open, stay in your seats and don't move. 1317 01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:13,440 Sorry about that. 1318 01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:17,060 No. 1319 01:17:17,060 --> 01:17:17,120 No. 1320 01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:50,500 Hello my darling, yeah, okay. Now, are we done? We're done. We might take this. Close those doors now. Deactivate Neal. And we're away. And we're away. 1321 01:17:50,500 --> 01:18:06,260 Next stop, Garden Lane. This is the last stop. Make sure to take all of your belongings with you before stepping off the bus. 1322 01:18:06,260 --> 01:18:30,260 Garden Lane. This is what we're flying us. We're gonna make it in good time, I'd say. Nobody gets in the way. We've 16... 1323 01:18:30,260 --> 01:18:34,520 16 fucking seconds to go. Get out the fucking way. Get out the way. 1324 01:18:39,820 --> 01:18:42,820 5, 4, I've taken the fucking turn. 1325 01:18:45,020 --> 01:18:45,980 Took the wrong turn. 1326 01:18:45,980 --> 01:18:52,640 Yes? Yes, boss. I'm not feeling that. I'm in bed. 1327 01:18:52,640 --> 01:19:00,660 What you are doing. Maybe I haven't rested for you these past few days. Sleeping late. Lots of work. I'm sorry. I'll talk to you later. 1328 01:19:02,540 --> 01:19:03,600 Sorry about that, guys. 1329 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:13,940 Do not litter on the bus. Thank you. 1330 01:19:28,940 --> 01:19:29,940 Garden Lane. 1331 01:19:34,260 --> 01:19:35,000 Fucking please. 1332 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:36,500 Are they after me? Are they? 1333 01:19:38,340 --> 01:19:45,920 I'm out here, before I get arrested. Now. 1334 01:19:45,920 --> 01:20:15,900 I'm out here. 1335 01:20:15,900 --> 01:20:34,280 I go purple there, purple boss. Change it. I change it purple. That cast two grand. 1336 01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:58,520 I put some new decals on the side. I do that. I put a rose on the side there now. 1337 01:20:58,940 --> 01:21:10,660 I put a rose on the side there. I put a bare paw on the side of it or the top there. I would put a bare paw on the front. 1338 01:21:13,660 --> 01:21:27,240 Yeah. The bare paw would be nice now. Make that green. People are into the green living now and green machine and going green and being kind to the environment. 1339 01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:52,900 Make that green. I will. Thank you very much. I will. Received a free bus. As a reward for your success, you have received a free bus. From City Hall. 1340 01:21:52,900 --> 01:22:05,200 Nice. It feels great to start expanding, doesn't it? Once you start hiring new people, don't worry about which driver drives which bus. That's done automatically as long as you have available buses for them. 1341 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:16,800 Just don't forget to assign your drivers to a route or else you'll be paying them to scratch their bellies. That's all for now. Don't forget to look at the list of things you should do to keep your company growing. 1342 01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:22,100 I'll call you back once I have more information for you. See you then, kid. 1343 01:22:22,620 --> 01:22:25,480 See you fucking mighty. Fucking mighty altogether. 1344 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:36,280 Now we have to establish a new route and drive it. Hire a driver and assign it to any route. Drive a route while one of your drivers is assigned to a different route. 1345 01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:49,280 How do we do that now? How do we do that now? Establish a new route and drive it. Okay. Take that off. Create. 1346 01:22:49,280 --> 01:23:10,420 Excellent. Excellent. 1347 01:23:10,420 --> 01:23:24,300 Now we're gonna drive the new route now and then we'll hire a driver and we'll take a man. 1348 01:23:25,880 --> 01:23:30,200 And this is the... We got the green paw on the fucking front of the bus. We're flying it. 1349 01:23:32,020 --> 01:23:34,100 Green buses. Sluggeron. 1350 01:23:34,100 --> 01:23:46,120 Black and Decker belt sanders are a great job altogether. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. It's a mighty old job. 1351 01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:54,660 We put the radio on. See how we get on with that. 1352 01:23:54,660 --> 01:24:08,480 And he heard that. 1353 01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:13,900 That's great. Bit of rock and roll, huh? 1354 01:24:15,900 --> 01:24:16,840 Bit of rock and roll. 1355 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:46,080 Now. 1356 01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:54,560 We kneel. 1357 01:24:54,560 --> 01:24:54,580 We kneel. 1358 01:25:02,460 --> 01:25:04,300 What are you after? One regular one trip. 1359 01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:06,920 220. 1360 01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:12,860 3... 380 is it? 1361 01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:16,120 No problem. It's too easy. 1362 01:25:16,120 --> 01:25:21,800 No problem. I'll get a regular weekly pass, please. 1363 01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:23,800 Regular weekly, yeah. 1364 01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:26,760 33 there. 1365 01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:28,760 2 euro. 1366 01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:31,800 Thank you very much. 1367 01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:35,800 Okay. Close those doors. 1368 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:37,800 Up. 1369 01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:38,800 If up. 1370 01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:41,600 One, two. 1371 01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:46,300 Now we're away. 1372 01:25:48,100 --> 01:25:49,100 Now. 1373 01:25:49,900 --> 01:25:51,600 What's my fucking route now? 1374 01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:54,600 What is my route? 1375 01:25:54,600 --> 01:26:08,560 Next stop, Church Street West. 1376 01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:28,800 Next stop, Church Street West. 1377 01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:33,260 Armando Wudu the pigeon, how are ya? 1378 01:26:33,260 --> 01:26:37,180 You never miss a pigeon, until the pigeon's gun is flown away. 1379 01:26:37,180 --> 01:26:48,460 I'm not really into these tunes now, to be honest. 1380 01:26:48,460 --> 01:26:50,920 Oh. 1381 01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:54,620 The tunes were shite. 1382 01:26:54,620 --> 01:26:57,700 You cannot get mid-washed on this bus now. 1383 01:26:57,700 --> 01:27:02,800 That's what I want. 1384 01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:03,800 What's up? 1385 01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:05,480 I'm heading to the game shop. 1386 01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:06,480 Any recommendations? 1387 01:27:06,480 --> 01:27:08,560 Bus Simulator 2016? 1388 01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:14,080 Okay, I'll check that out. 1389 01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:21,080 We're turning left now. 1390 01:27:21,080 --> 01:27:25,360 I think we're going left, is it? 1391 01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:26,360 Oh, it's straight on. 1392 01:27:26,360 --> 01:27:27,360 Straight on. 1393 01:27:27,360 --> 01:27:28,360 It's straight on. 1394 01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:36,640 Jeez, that bus is fucking mighty all together now with the paw on the front. 1395 01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:37,640 We'll be raking it in. 1396 01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:43,640 We'll be fucking raking it in. 1397 01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:54,920 Oh, I've gone past the fucking thing. 1398 01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:56,920 Sorry about this now, people. 1399 01:27:56,920 --> 01:27:57,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1400 01:27:57,920 --> 01:27:58,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1401 01:27:58,920 --> 01:27:59,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1402 01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:00,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1403 01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:01,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1404 01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:02,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1405 01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:03,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1406 01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:04,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1407 01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:05,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1408 01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:06,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1409 01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:07,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1410 01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:08,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1411 01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:09,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1412 01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:10,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1413 01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:11,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1414 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:12,920 I've 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01:28:26,920 --> 01:28:27,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1430 01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:28,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1431 01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:29,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1432 01:28:29,920 --> 01:28:30,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1433 01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:31,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1434 01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:32,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1435 01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:33,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1436 01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:34,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1437 01:28:34,920 --> 01:28:36,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1438 01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:37,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1439 01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:38,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1440 01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:39,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1441 01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:40,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1442 01:28:40,920 --> 01:28:41,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1443 01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:42,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1444 01:28:42,920 --> 01:28:43,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1445 01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:44,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1446 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:45,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1447 01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:46,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1448 01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:47,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1449 01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:48,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1450 01:28:48,920 --> 01:28:49,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1451 01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:50,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1452 01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:51,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1453 01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:52,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1454 01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:53,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1455 01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:54,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1456 01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:55,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1457 01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:56,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1458 01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:57,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1459 01:28:57,920 --> 01:28:58,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1460 01:28:58,920 --> 01:28:59,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1461 01:28:59,920 --> 01:29:00,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1462 01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:01,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1463 01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:02,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1464 01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:03,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1465 01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:04,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1466 01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:05,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1467 01:29:05,920 --> 01:29:06,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1468 01:29:06,920 --> 01:29:07,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1469 01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:08,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1470 01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:09,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1471 01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:10,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1472 01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:11,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1473 01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:12,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1474 01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:13,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1475 01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:14,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1476 01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:15,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1477 01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:16,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1478 01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:17,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1479 01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:18,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1480 01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:19,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1481 01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:20,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1482 01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:21,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1483 01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:22,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1484 01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:23,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1485 01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:24,920 Thanks Black Voodoo. 1486 01:29:24,920 --> 01:29:25,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1487 01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:26,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1488 01:29:26,920 --> 01:29:27,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1489 01:29:27,920 --> 01:29:28,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1490 01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:29,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1491 01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:30,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1492 01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:31,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1493 01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:32,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1494 01:29:32,920 --> 01:29:33,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1495 01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:34,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1496 01:29:34,920 --> 01:29:35,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1497 01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:36,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1498 01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:37,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1499 01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:38,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1500 01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:39,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1501 01:29:39,920 --> 01:29:40,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1502 01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:41,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1503 01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:42,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1504 01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:43,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1505 01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:44,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1506 01:29:44,920 --> 01:29:45,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1507 01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:46,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1508 01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:47,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1509 01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:48,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1510 01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:49,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1511 01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:50,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1512 01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:51,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1513 01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:52,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1514 01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:53,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1515 01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:54,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1516 01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:55,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1517 01:29:55,920 --> 01:29:56,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1518 01:29:56,920 --> 01:29:57,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1519 01:29:57,920 --> 01:29:58,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1520 01:29:58,920 --> 01:29:59,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1521 01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:00,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1522 01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:01,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1523 01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:02,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1524 01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:03,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1525 01:30:03,920 --> 01:30:04,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1526 01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:05,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1527 01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:06,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1528 01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:07,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1529 01:30:07,920 --> 01:30:09,920 I've gone past the fucking thing. 1530 01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:20,920 Black Voodoo and Newstalk. 1531 01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:22,920 Thank you very much for your donations. 1532 01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:24,920 And everybody else. 1533 01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:26,920 Hope you're enjoying the ride. 1534 01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:29,920 Doing a bit of busing today. 1535 01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:34,920 Hope an ambulance coming. 1536 01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:46,500 Wow, isn't that macy altogether? 1537 01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:55,640 Fuck. 1538 01:30:56,560 --> 01:30:57,460 Sorry about that. 1539 01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:00,520 What's this now? 1540 01:31:00,740 --> 01:31:01,500 Bit of fucking trouble. 1541 01:31:01,500 --> 01:31:06,640 Huh? 1542 01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:07,660 Does he want me to move? 1543 01:31:07,660 --> 01:31:17,840 That's not nice. 1544 01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:23,100 Fucking hell. 1545 01:31:23,100 --> 01:31:42,400 Thank you very much, Rod Daly. 1546 01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:51,020 Great service. 1547 01:31:51,020 --> 01:31:51,800 Thank you very much. 1548 01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:52,680 You're a great passenger. 1549 01:31:52,680 --> 01:31:53,960 It's great to have you. 1550 01:31:56,080 --> 01:31:58,860 I'll get a regular weekly pass, please. 1551 01:31:58,940 --> 01:31:59,800 One regular week. 1552 01:32:00,420 --> 01:32:00,900 33. 1553 01:32:03,100 --> 01:32:03,780 8, you're up. 1554 01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:05,480 2, 4, 6, 8. 1555 01:32:07,180 --> 01:32:07,920 Thank you, dear. 1556 01:32:07,920 --> 01:32:08,340 No problem. 1557 01:32:09,240 --> 01:32:11,080 I think I'll need several tickets, please. 1558 01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:11,620 How many? 1559 01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:12,300 Two seniors. 1560 01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:13,100 One trip. 1561 01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:15,920 280. 1562 01:32:16,620 --> 01:32:17,580 Thank you, dear. 1563 01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:18,100 Thank you. 1564 01:32:18,380 --> 01:32:18,960 Call me dear. 1565 01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:20,140 It's a bit weird. 1566 01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:20,920 Nice. 1567 01:32:21,060 --> 01:32:21,500 We go. 1568 01:32:22,060 --> 01:32:22,700 Action cam. 1569 01:32:24,100 --> 01:32:25,040 Close these doors. 1570 01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:27,240 Kneel her up. 1571 01:32:29,140 --> 01:32:30,120 Parking break off. 1572 01:32:30,480 --> 01:32:31,120 Indicator on. 1573 01:32:31,300 --> 01:32:31,760 And we're away. 1574 01:32:31,760 --> 01:32:31,820 Okay. 1575 01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:39,100 You must give up the priority seats if a person who has a physical limitation requires it. 1576 01:32:39,100 --> 01:32:39,340 Yeah. 1577 01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:40,620 You heard the woman there now. 1578 01:32:40,700 --> 01:32:45,220 If you have any disabilities, if there's any disabilities on the bus, give up the fucking seat. 1579 01:32:45,220 --> 01:32:53,860 Hello? 1580 01:32:53,860 --> 01:32:54,900 Yes, yes. 1581 01:32:55,020 --> 01:32:56,820 I already did the transaction. 1582 01:32:57,100 --> 01:32:58,100 Everything was perfect. 1583 01:32:58,440 --> 01:32:59,700 Yes, I did check. 1584 01:32:59,960 --> 01:33:00,280 Okay. 1585 01:33:00,580 --> 01:33:01,200 No problem. 1586 01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:01,840 Thanks. 1587 01:33:02,060 --> 01:33:02,880 Have a nice day. 1588 01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:21,280 Going the wrong way altogether now. 1589 01:33:24,280 --> 01:33:26,120 I'm going the wrong fucking way altogether. 1590 01:33:26,120 --> 01:33:29,200 Next stop, West Hill Drive unsatisfied. 1591 01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:30,200 Sorry about that. 1592 01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:36,500 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1593 01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:37,500 Done with the viper. 1594 01:33:38,620 --> 01:33:39,820 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1595 01:33:39,940 --> 01:33:41,440 Thank you very much, done with the viper. 1596 01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:43,780 I should tell you this. 1597 01:33:44,140 --> 01:33:45,280 How we're going to get into this. 1598 01:33:45,320 --> 01:33:45,660 Really? 1599 01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:47,740 Fucking pickle now. 1600 01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:48,240 We're in a pickle. 1601 01:33:48,460 --> 01:33:48,920 Big accident. 1602 01:33:49,140 --> 01:33:49,840 Killed someone again. 1603 01:33:51,420 --> 01:33:52,520 Fucking killed someone again. 1604 01:33:52,520 --> 01:33:58,200 I think I can do this. 1605 01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:00,600 I can do this. 1606 01:34:00,660 --> 01:34:01,660 I'll be back in one second now. 1607 01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:02,760 Sponsored by Firelighters. 1608 01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:06,860 When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, 1609 01:34:07,220 --> 01:34:10,520 there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace 1610 01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:12,500 and setting fire to them. 1611 01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:14,540 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 1612 01:34:14,600 --> 01:34:16,400 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, 1613 01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:18,360 I do a few rolls on the ground 1614 01:34:18,360 --> 01:34:20,480 and a few reptilious repetitions 1615 01:34:20,480 --> 01:34:22,280 just to get the blood flowing. 1616 01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:24,600 Once those flames are licking high, 1617 01:34:24,880 --> 01:34:26,700 it's time to shtick your coal in it. 1618 01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:30,380 You can generate extra drafdage 1619 01:34:30,380 --> 01:34:32,440 by using your gooch as a waft. 1620 01:34:32,800 --> 01:34:34,800 Now all that's left is to sit back 1621 01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:36,860 and warm your sack by the flames. 1622 01:34:37,980 --> 01:34:39,600 This message was brought to you 1623 01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:41,320 by Firelighters. 1624 01:34:41,320 --> 01:34:43,320 *scoffs* 1625 01:34:43,820 --> 01:34:44,820 *inhale* 1626 01:34:44,820 --> 01:34:45,820 *missing* 1627 01:34:45,820 --> 01:34:46,820 *inhale* 1628 01:34:46,820 --> 01:34:47,820 *iscoffs* 1629 01:34:47,820 --> 01:34:48,820 *inhale* 1630 01:34:48,820 --> 01:34:49,820 *inhale* 1631 01:34:49,820 --> 01:34:50,820 *inhale* 1632 01:34:50,820 --> 01:34:51,820 *inhale* 1633 01:34:51,820 --> 01:34:52,820 *inhale* 1634 01:34:52,820 --> 01:34:53,820 *inhale* 1635 01:34:53,820 --> 01:34:54,820 *inhale* 1636 01:34:54,820 --> 01:34:55,820 *inhale* 1637 01:34:55,820 --> 01:34:56,820 *inhale* 1638 01:34:56,820 --> 01:34:57,820 *inhale* 1639 01:34:57,820 --> 01:34:58,820 *inhale* 1640 01:34:58,820 --> 01:34:59,820 *inhale* 1641 01:34:59,820 --> 01:35:00,820 *inhale* 1642 01:35:00,820 --> 01:35:01,820 *inhale* 1643 01:35:01,820 --> 01:35:02,820 *inhale* 1644 01:35:02,820 --> 01:35:03,820 *inhale* 1645 01:35:03,820 --> 01:35:04,820 *inhale* 1646 01:35:04,820 --> 01:35:05,820 *inhale* 1647 01:35:05,820 --> 01:35:05,820 *inhale* 1648 01:35:05,820 --> 01:35:06,820 *inhale* 1649 01:35:06,820 --> 01:35:07,820 *inhale* 1650 01:35:07,820 --> 01:35:08,820 *inhale* 1651 01:35:08,820 --> 01:35:09,820 *inhale* 1652 01:35:09,820 --> 01:35:10,820 *inhale* 1653 01:35:10,820 --> 01:35:17,800 Welcome back to Sunday Night Games now, on this beautiful Wednesday afternoon. 1654 01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:24,260 And my nephew now, Francis, he's lent me the mainframe for the day. 1655 01:35:26,780 --> 01:35:28,460 Are you doing a bit of mainframing? 1656 01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:31,800 And I'm driving the old buses now, so. 1657 01:35:32,620 --> 01:35:34,040 It's going pretty good, yeah, yeah. 1658 01:35:34,040 --> 01:35:35,820 We had a few minor accidents there now. 1659 01:35:36,660 --> 01:35:38,300 Ran over some poor woman's foot. 1660 01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:40,740 And killed a fella. 1661 01:35:41,740 --> 01:35:45,360 But, uh, I'd say the family are getting over it now, you see. 1662 01:35:46,580 --> 01:35:50,060 They gave me the job afterwards, and we're adding new routes every day. 1663 01:35:50,180 --> 01:35:51,040 We've got a new bus. 1664 01:35:52,360 --> 01:35:55,480 And my main goal now is to, we're going to do one more drive. 1665 01:35:56,160 --> 01:35:58,220 And try and get to the end of Clover Drive. 1666 01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:02,740 And then we'll employ someone, and then we'll be back on it. 1667 01:36:03,600 --> 01:36:05,220 Because we're building an empire here. 1668 01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:07,720 We're building an empire. 1669 01:36:09,220 --> 01:36:11,820 Okay, it's gonna be like New York, Manhattan. 1670 01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:15,880 Soon enough, I'll have my own feckin' TV studio. 1671 01:36:16,740 --> 01:36:18,720 I'm hoping to get my own TV studio. 1672 01:36:19,720 --> 01:36:20,540 Like Francis. 1673 01:36:22,620 --> 01:36:24,200 So let's, let's carry on. 1674 01:36:24,480 --> 01:36:25,100 Onwards and upwards. 1675 01:36:32,980 --> 01:36:36,400 Yeah, I killed someone the last day, now it's rush hour. 1676 01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:36,880 Fuck it. 1677 01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:37,880 Fuck it. 1678 01:36:41,240 --> 01:36:42,240 This is it. 1679 01:36:43,240 --> 01:36:44,960 There's gonna be a real taste of metal now. 1680 01:36:46,840 --> 01:36:49,340 A pure taste of pure metal. 1681 01:36:51,220 --> 01:36:56,880 Traffic jams and fuckin' people and crowding and rowdy and... 1682 01:36:58,640 --> 01:37:00,560 Now, let's fly. 1683 01:37:01,400 --> 01:37:02,040 Let's fly. 1684 01:37:05,040 --> 01:37:06,080 Let's fly. 1685 01:37:06,080 --> 01:37:10,700 There's any way to get that sat-nav to rotate. 1686 01:37:10,700 --> 01:37:10,900 Let's see. 1687 01:37:14,440 --> 01:37:15,020 No. 1688 01:37:15,020 --> 01:37:23,200 No. 1689 01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:27,260 Keep it lit. 1690 01:37:27,820 --> 01:37:28,460 We'll keep it lit. 1691 01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:35,060 I was getting awful confused there now with the... 1692 01:37:35,060 --> 01:37:37,120 The sat nav. 1693 01:37:37,120 --> 01:38:03,400 Very busy today. 1694 01:38:03,400 --> 01:38:04,940 Very busy today. 1695 01:38:04,940 --> 01:38:19,540 Very busy streets today. 1696 01:38:22,020 --> 01:38:23,140 Lovely day though. 1697 01:38:23,420 --> 01:38:23,980 Lovely weather. 1698 01:38:25,060 --> 01:38:27,800 Now with a crowd, we're about to pick up this crowd here. 1699 01:38:27,800 --> 01:38:42,860 Oh yeah. 1700 01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:44,420 One regular. 1701 01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:46,500 One trip. 1702 01:38:48,580 --> 01:38:49,560 660, sir. 1703 01:38:50,260 --> 01:38:50,420 Huh? 1704 01:38:50,960 --> 01:38:52,000 One regular, one trip. 1705 01:38:53,500 --> 01:38:54,380 Oh, sorry. 1706 01:38:54,380 --> 01:38:55,560 One day regular place. 1707 01:38:55,740 --> 01:38:56,720 One regular, one trip. 1708 01:38:57,820 --> 01:38:58,520 Oh, sorry. 1709 01:38:59,060 --> 01:38:59,340 Sorry. 1710 01:39:00,380 --> 01:39:01,320 220, sir. 1711 01:39:01,340 --> 01:39:01,600 Sorry. 1712 01:39:02,540 --> 01:39:03,360 No problem. 1713 01:39:03,580 --> 01:39:04,420 Have a great day. 1714 01:39:04,480 --> 01:39:05,660 Regular single trip, please. 1715 01:39:05,660 --> 01:39:06,280 How are you getting on? 1716 01:39:06,320 --> 01:39:07,400 You have a lovely jacket, aren't you? 1717 01:39:09,740 --> 01:39:10,980 One regular, one trip. 1718 01:39:13,300 --> 01:39:13,740 Fiver. 1719 01:39:14,580 --> 01:39:16,380 I owe you 380 back. 1720 01:39:16,500 --> 01:39:19,860 280 back. 1721 01:39:19,860 --> 01:39:24,420 No problem. 1722 01:39:25,420 --> 01:39:26,120 How are you, missus? 1723 01:39:27,400 --> 01:39:27,780 Okay. 1724 01:39:28,040 --> 01:39:28,640 Now we go back. 1725 01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:30,500 Action camp. 1726 01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:32,680 We close these doors. 1727 01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:33,600 1. 1728 01:39:34,060 --> 01:39:34,560 2. 1729 01:39:35,080 --> 01:39:35,680 Deactivate. 1730 01:39:35,760 --> 01:39:35,980 Kneeling. 1731 01:39:37,360 --> 01:39:38,340 Indicator left. 1732 01:39:39,820 --> 01:39:40,660 Handbrake off. 1733 01:39:41,020 --> 01:39:42,060 And away we go. 1734 01:39:42,460 --> 01:39:42,960 Flying it. 1735 01:39:43,960 --> 01:39:45,160 Now, which way do we turn? 1736 01:39:45,720 --> 01:39:46,100 Left. 1737 01:39:46,420 --> 01:39:46,680 Right. 1738 01:39:46,740 --> 01:39:50,500 Fuck. 1739 01:39:52,300 --> 01:39:58,640 Next stop, Church Street West. 1740 01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:16,560 You have to have you. 1741 01:40:16,660 --> 01:40:17,700 It's about your rush hour. 1742 01:40:17,860 --> 01:40:21,860 You see the cars and feckin' lunatics. 1743 01:40:26,600 --> 01:40:27,800 Hey, you're doing a bit of donating. 1744 01:40:29,580 --> 01:40:31,040 Hey, you're doing a bit of donating. 1745 01:40:31,260 --> 01:40:31,380 Yeah. 1746 01:40:31,600 --> 01:40:32,220 Sorry about that. 1747 01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:34,260 Thank you very much, Shane Brickett. 1748 01:40:34,260 --> 01:40:38,460 Thank you very much, Shane Brickett. 1749 01:40:38,460 --> 01:40:45,940 Great weather. 1750 01:40:45,940 --> 01:40:45,980 Great weather. 1751 01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:47,900 Great weather altogether. 1752 01:40:57,160 --> 01:40:58,120 We left... 1753 01:40:58,120 --> 01:40:59,240 Left down the end here. 1754 01:41:06,020 --> 01:41:09,200 Thank you very much, Quasimodo. 1755 01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:26,240 Thank you very much, Quasimodo. 1756 01:41:26,240 --> 01:41:33,480 Well, we're off the pace. 1757 01:41:33,560 --> 01:41:34,280 We're off the pace. 1758 01:41:34,560 --> 01:41:38,420 We might be 10 seconds, 20 seconds too late for this bus stop now. 1759 01:41:38,520 --> 01:41:40,020 So, I mean, it's... 1760 01:41:40,020 --> 01:41:41,060 It's touch and go. 1761 01:41:42,580 --> 01:41:43,280 Touch and go. 1762 01:41:43,280 --> 01:41:43,280 Touch and go. 1763 01:41:43,280 --> 01:42:02,280 Touch and go. 1764 01:42:02,280 --> 01:42:03,880 Why don't we go get some bubble tea? 1765 01:42:04,120 --> 01:42:04,440 Yes. 1766 01:42:05,180 --> 01:42:06,460 Church Street West. 1767 01:42:06,460 --> 01:42:06,940 No, I can't. 1768 01:42:07,340 --> 01:42:09,080 I'm already over budget this month. 1769 01:42:09,240 --> 01:42:10,000 No problem. 1770 01:42:10,280 --> 01:42:11,680 Consider yourself invited. 1771 01:42:13,920 --> 01:42:14,520 That is. 1772 01:42:15,340 --> 01:42:15,740 We're off. 1773 01:42:15,740 --> 01:42:34,160 Next stop, Church Street West. 1774 01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:41,240 Fucking hell, nearly ran that lady over there. 1775 01:42:41,240 --> 01:42:57,880 Alright, what a way. 1776 01:43:03,880 --> 01:43:06,120 Whoa, misses. 1777 01:43:06,120 --> 01:43:07,120 Is... 1778 01:43:07,120 --> 01:43:13,020 Fuck it. 1779 01:43:14,160 --> 01:43:15,020 Rush hour is... 1780 01:43:15,020 --> 01:43:18,600 It's very, very hard to navigate the streets in rush hour. 1781 01:43:19,280 --> 01:43:23,120 Got a lot of fucking walkers and a lot of shit talkers and cows and... 1782 01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:24,960 The like, you know. 1783 01:43:26,160 --> 01:43:29,120 I have to do a complete 180 rule reversal of what... 1784 01:43:29,920 --> 01:43:30,800 We're doing that now. 1785 01:43:30,800 --> 01:43:45,620 No. 1786 01:43:45,620 --> 01:43:45,620 No. 1787 01:43:48,200 --> 01:43:50,160 You get to the end and turn left again. 1788 01:43:51,620 --> 01:43:52,140 Green. 1789 01:43:53,220 --> 01:43:53,460 Ah. 1790 01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:56,420 Amber lights, eh? 1791 01:43:56,420 --> 01:44:01,520 Amber lights. 1792 01:44:03,080 --> 01:44:03,880 Amber leaf. 1793 01:44:04,840 --> 01:44:05,940 You be smoking them, do you? 1794 01:44:17,940 --> 01:44:18,840 And we're away. 1795 01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:25,840 Sorry. 1796 01:44:25,840 --> 01:44:28,020 Sorry. 1797 01:44:31,940 --> 01:44:33,580 Stay close to the curb. 1798 01:44:33,580 --> 01:44:49,780 Three minutes off the pace, anyways. 1799 01:44:52,720 --> 01:44:56,660 I don't know how that's going to affect business, or how much money is going to be lashed. 1800 01:44:56,660 --> 01:45:06,140 I'll stick the radio on again now and see what we got. 1801 01:45:06,140 --> 01:45:15,620 I don't know how that's going to be lashed. 1802 01:45:15,620 --> 01:45:15,620 I don't know how that's going to be lashed. 1803 01:45:15,620 --> 01:45:17,620 I don't know how that's going to be lashed. 1804 01:45:17,620 --> 01:45:19,560 I don't know how that's going to be lashed. 1805 01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:21,700 I don't know how that's going to be lashed. 1806 01:45:21,700 --> 01:45:23,540 I don't know how that's going to be lashed. 1807 01:45:23,540 --> 01:45:25,660 I don't know how that's going to be lashed. 1808 01:45:25,660 --> 01:45:27,800 I don't know how that's going to be lashed. 1809 01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:29,600 I don't know how that's going to be lashed. 1810 01:45:29,600 --> 01:45:31,540 I don't know how that's going to be lashed. 1811 01:45:31,540 --> 01:45:33,660 I don't know how that's going to be lashed. 1812 01:45:33,660 --> 01:45:40,580 I don't like that song. 1813 01:45:40,580 --> 01:45:45,940 I don't like that song at all. 1814 01:45:45,940 --> 01:45:46,940 Shite. 1815 01:45:46,940 --> 01:45:52,140 Maybe we can put a bit of fucking news talk on or something. 1816 01:45:52,140 --> 01:46:07,420 RTE Radio 1. 1817 01:46:07,420 --> 01:46:10,060 Drive time is it? 1818 01:46:10,060 --> 01:46:15,060 We should do a bit of drive time with Mary Wilson. 1819 01:46:15,060 --> 01:46:17,980 We should do a bit of drive time. 1820 01:46:17,980 --> 01:46:19,980 See how we get on. 1821 01:46:19,980 --> 01:46:21,980 We should do a bit of drive time. 1822 01:46:21,980 --> 01:46:23,980 We should do a bit of drive time. 1823 01:46:23,980 --> 01:46:24,980 We should do a bit of drive time. 1824 01:46:24,980 --> 01:46:25,980 We should do a bit of drive time. 1825 01:46:25,980 --> 01:46:26,980 We should do a bit of drive time. 1826 01:46:26,980 --> 01:46:27,980 We should do a bit of drive time. 1827 01:46:27,980 --> 01:46:28,980 We should do a bit of drive time. 1828 01:46:28,980 --> 01:46:29,980 We should do a bit of drive time. 1829 01:46:29,980 --> 01:46:30,980 We should do a bit of drive time. 1830 01:46:30,980 --> 01:46:31,980 We should do a bit of drive time. 1831 01:46:31,980 --> 01:46:32,980 We should do a bit of drive time. 1832 01:46:32,980 --> 01:46:46,900 We should do a bit of drive time. 1833 01:46:46,900 --> 01:47:02,820 Jurek. 1834 01:47:02,820 --> 01:47:03,820 Shite. 1835 01:47:03,820 --> 01:47:06,820 One second now. 1836 01:47:06,820 --> 01:47:07,820 Midwashed. 1837 01:47:07,820 --> 01:47:09,820 Go on, Midwashed. 1838 01:47:09,820 --> 01:47:11,820 We'll get Midwashed. 1839 01:47:11,820 --> 01:47:25,740 The late late lunchbox. 1840 01:47:25,740 --> 01:47:26,740 No. 1841 01:47:26,740 --> 01:47:27,740 No. 1842 01:47:27,740 --> 01:47:28,740 No. 1843 01:47:28,740 --> 01:47:33,740 That's where it is. 1844 01:47:33,740 --> 01:47:44,660 That's where it is. 1845 01:47:44,660 --> 01:47:47,660 That's where it is. 1846 01:47:47,660 --> 01:47:48,660 Yeah. 1847 01:47:48,660 --> 01:48:02,580 One regular, one trip. 1848 01:48:02,580 --> 01:48:07,580 One regular, one trip. 1849 01:48:07,580 --> 01:48:09,580 Five euro. 1850 01:48:09,580 --> 01:48:10,580 Two forza. 1851 01:48:10,580 --> 01:48:15,580 So we'll give you two AC back. 1852 01:48:15,580 --> 01:48:16,580 Five. 1853 01:48:16,580 --> 01:48:17,580 Five. 1854 01:48:17,580 --> 01:48:18,580 Yeah. 1855 01:48:18,580 --> 01:48:19,580 So that gives you four. 1856 01:48:19,580 --> 01:48:20,580 Five. 1857 01:48:20,580 --> 01:48:21,580 Three. 1858 01:48:21,580 --> 01:48:22,580 Five. 1859 01:48:22,580 --> 01:48:23,580 Three. 1860 01:48:23,580 --> 01:48:24,580 Sixty. 1861 01:48:24,580 --> 01:48:25,580 Thank you. 1862 01:48:25,580 --> 01:48:52,460 Sorry, there now. That might be a bit loud, that midwish. Sorry. Now, one senior, one trip. Okay, one senior, one trip. Print 140. Five. Yeah. So that gives you four. Five. Three. Sixty. Thank you. That's great. We're done. 1863 01:48:52,460 --> 01:48:54,460 *Mario* 1864 01:48:54,460 --> 01:48:56,460 *Mario* 1865 01:48:56,460 --> 01:48:58,460 *Mario* 1866 01:48:58,460 --> 01:49:00,460 *Mario* 1867 01:49:20,460 --> 01:49:27,460 Spiv! Thanks very much Spiv! Thank you very much! 1868 01:49:27,460 --> 01:49:29,460 Spiv! Thanks! 1869 01:49:29,460 --> 01:49:31,460 Spiv! Thanks! 1870 01:49:31,460 --> 01:49:33,460 Spiv! Thanks! 1871 01:49:33,460 --> 01:49:35,460 Spiv! Thanks! 1872 01:49:35,460 --> 01:49:37,460 Spiv! Thanks! 1873 01:49:37,460 --> 01:49:39,460 Spiv! Thanks! 1874 01:49:39,460 --> 01:49:41,460 Spiv! Thanks! 1875 01:50:00,460 --> 01:50:02,460 The box is a cobra taxon! Thank you! 1876 01:50:06,460 --> 01:50:07,460 How are you love? 1877 01:50:08,460 --> 01:50:10,460 One regular one! 1878 01:50:10,460 --> 01:50:12,460 Two twenty! 1879 01:50:20,460 --> 01:50:22,460 Fucking gave it a wrong change! 1880 01:50:22,460 --> 01:50:23,460 Shit! 1881 01:50:23,460 --> 01:50:25,460 I'm a little bit! 1882 01:50:25,460 --> 01:50:26,460 Thank you! 1883 01:50:37,460 --> 01:50:49,140 Thank you very much, Boxers of Cobra Taxin. 1884 01:50:50,040 --> 01:50:50,800 Fucking hell. 1885 01:50:52,760 --> 01:50:53,980 Want to watch yourselves. 1886 01:51:01,480 --> 01:51:02,920 Thank you very much, Mike. 1887 01:51:05,000 --> 01:51:06,140 Thank you very much. 1888 01:51:06,140 --> 01:51:09,040 Very, very kind of you. 1889 01:51:33,680 --> 01:51:33,680 Thank you. 1890 01:51:33,680 --> 01:51:49,140 The internet is taking over now, isn't it? 1891 01:51:50,580 --> 01:51:54,320 Everybody's on the internet now, watching their phones and their screens. 1892 01:51:56,480 --> 01:51:58,000 They'll wonder what's going to be next. 1893 01:51:58,940 --> 01:52:01,680 They'll be having the screens implanted into their brains next, I'd say. 1894 01:52:03,900 --> 01:52:10,200 Or we might evolve to grow screens on our fucking hands. 1895 01:52:12,260 --> 01:52:13,080 Like robots. 1896 01:52:13,160 --> 01:52:13,160 Like robots. 1897 01:52:15,300 --> 01:52:16,580 Doing a bit of robotting. 1898 01:52:17,280 --> 01:52:18,440 Bit of cyborging. 1899 01:52:19,680 --> 01:52:20,720 Like the Terminator. 1900 01:52:24,480 --> 01:52:27,200 If you ask me now, it's gone too far now. 1901 01:52:27,300 --> 01:52:28,620 Technology's gone too far. 1902 01:52:29,260 --> 01:52:38,220 We don't know what the fuck we're at with updating and swiping and liking and sharing and not caring, you know. 1903 01:52:39,220 --> 01:52:41,460 Too busy sharing, not enough caring. 1904 01:52:42,380 --> 01:52:43,340 Is what's going on. 1905 01:52:43,340 --> 01:52:43,340 Is what's going on. 1906 01:52:43,340 --> 01:52:45,140 Hey, how are you? 1907 01:52:45,140 --> 01:52:46,600 This is my new number. 1908 01:52:46,600 --> 01:52:48,280 So, save it in your plan to kill. 1909 01:52:48,280 --> 01:52:49,280 Here. 1910 01:52:49,280 --> 01:52:50,280 Thank you later. 1911 01:52:50,280 --> 01:52:50,740 Thank you later. 1912 01:52:50,740 --> 01:53:14,140 Thank you very much, Peter. 1913 01:53:16,640 --> 01:53:18,540 About as on time as bus airing. 1914 01:53:19,020 --> 01:53:20,400 Couldn't ask for much more, you see. 1915 01:53:20,660 --> 01:53:23,100 Well, welcome to the galaxy, Peter. 1916 01:53:29,560 --> 01:53:30,260 Shannon side. 1917 01:53:31,120 --> 01:53:31,880 Thank you very much. 1918 01:53:36,960 --> 01:53:37,920 Thank you very much. 1919 01:53:50,580 --> 01:53:53,740 Skip the bus chapter today, fuck. 1920 01:54:09,980 --> 01:54:12,060 So nose-deafing the nose is off now. 1921 01:54:16,560 --> 01:54:17,840 We'll be back on in a minute. 1922 01:54:17,840 --> 01:54:21,840 We have to have respect. 1923 01:54:29,340 --> 01:54:32,340 Thank you very much. Fuck. 1924 01:54:34,340 --> 01:54:35,340 Thank you very much. 1925 01:54:41,340 --> 01:54:43,340 That's not a bad day for rush hour. 1926 01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:46,940 We're a minute, a minute 40 off the pace like. 1927 01:54:47,740 --> 01:54:50,740 Some man for one man. 1928 01:54:51,840 --> 01:54:54,560 You are some man for one man. Thank you very much for your donation. 1929 01:54:58,840 --> 01:55:00,560 Fucking dangerous. 1930 01:55:01,220 --> 01:55:02,940 People playing dangerous games. 1931 01:55:06,840 --> 01:55:08,140 No. 1932 01:55:26,840 --> 01:55:26,840 Fuck. 1933 01:55:34,840 --> 01:55:37,240 Some fella on the phone to his mother there. 1934 01:55:38,140 --> 01:55:39,440 Reload for a drive. 1935 01:55:42,040 --> 01:55:42,940 A little late. 1936 01:55:45,540 --> 01:55:48,240 Now, we've reached the end of the journey. 1937 01:55:54,140 --> 01:55:55,040 Two out of five. 1938 01:55:55,040 --> 01:56:12,240 Now we can hire... 1939 01:56:12,240 --> 01:56:12,840 We can hire... 1940 01:56:14,640 --> 01:56:15,140 Christ... 1941 01:56:15,340 --> 01:56:16,640 Christoph Schuber. 1942 01:56:19,240 --> 01:56:20,540 Who was an apprentice baker. 1943 01:56:20,540 --> 01:56:22,440 Worked as a conductor for six years. 1944 01:56:23,440 --> 01:56:24,840 He loves to play simulation games. 1945 01:56:26,640 --> 01:56:27,040 Or... 1946 01:56:27,140 --> 01:56:27,440 With... 1947 01:56:27,540 --> 01:56:28,940 Siné Valenzuela. 1948 01:56:29,440 --> 01:56:30,640 She's a foreign girl in now. 1949 01:56:30,940 --> 01:56:31,440 She's from... 1950 01:56:32,440 --> 01:56:32,940 Spain. 1951 01:56:33,040 --> 01:56:33,640 Or she's from... 1952 01:56:35,340 --> 01:56:37,040 South America or one of those places. 1953 01:56:38,440 --> 01:56:39,240 Across the globe like. 1954 01:56:39,240 --> 01:56:43,640 She's a bachelor's degree in psychology. 1955 01:56:43,640 --> 01:56:46,440 She played bus driver as a child. 1956 01:56:46,440 --> 01:56:48,440 Failed to become a rock star. 1957 01:56:48,440 --> 01:56:49,440 Well... 1958 01:56:49,440 --> 01:56:53,640 Dreams are hard to come by sometimes. 1959 01:56:53,640 --> 01:56:55,040 You got... 1960 01:56:55,040 --> 01:56:56,640 But you got to keep your dreams in your pocket. 1961 01:56:57,340 --> 01:56:58,140 It'll be your best friend. 1962 01:56:58,540 --> 01:56:59,740 It'll never leave you by your side. 1963 01:56:59,740 --> 01:57:00,040 You know? 1964 01:57:00,840 --> 01:57:02,240 Maybe your dream is your only friend. 1965 01:57:05,340 --> 01:57:06,340 Cornelia Milton then. 1966 01:57:06,940 --> 01:57:08,240 Dropped out of comedy school. 1967 01:57:09,840 --> 01:57:11,440 Loved to take the bus as a child. 1968 01:57:12,140 --> 01:57:13,040 Passionate physicist. 1969 01:57:13,740 --> 01:57:14,840 Loves neutrinos. 1970 01:57:15,840 --> 01:57:17,140 The fuck are neutrinos? 1971 01:57:19,440 --> 01:57:20,640 Now these are all novices. 1972 01:57:21,440 --> 01:57:23,140 We're on a tight ship at the moment. 1973 01:57:23,840 --> 01:57:25,240 So we're gonna go for the cheapest. 1974 01:57:25,740 --> 01:57:27,240 And that's Siné Valenzuela. 1975 01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:27,940 The one who... 1976 01:57:28,540 --> 01:57:29,940 Who played bus driver as a child. 1977 01:57:29,940 --> 01:57:31,740 That's enough experience for me. 1978 01:57:32,440 --> 01:57:33,940 And we're in equal opportunities. 1979 01:57:34,440 --> 01:57:36,940 Equality is great and all that kind of stuff now, you know? 1980 01:57:37,940 --> 01:57:38,940 Very good for business. 1981 01:57:40,240 --> 01:57:41,240 Doesn't matter what you believe in. 1982 01:57:41,940 --> 01:57:42,540 You gotta believe... 1983 01:57:42,540 --> 01:57:43,640 If you believe in the money... 1984 01:57:43,940 --> 01:57:45,040 The money will believe in you. 1985 01:57:48,840 --> 01:57:49,640 Should we fire her? 1986 01:57:49,640 --> 01:57:50,540 Oh no, we've hired her. 1987 01:57:50,540 --> 01:57:50,740 Right. 1988 01:57:52,140 --> 01:57:52,740 Now... 1989 01:57:52,740 --> 01:57:53,740 Can we assign... 1990 01:57:54,940 --> 01:57:55,540 That route? 1991 01:58:00,540 --> 01:58:02,540 We'll assign the route there to fucking Siné. 1992 01:58:11,140 --> 01:58:12,540 And we'll be back again then... 1993 01:58:14,740 --> 01:58:16,340 Tomorrow to continue... 1994 01:58:17,340 --> 01:58:18,140 The destruction. 1995 01:58:18,140 --> 01:58:19,840 Of the... 1996 01:58:19,840 --> 01:58:20,820 The bus system. 1997 01:58:21,240 --> 01:58:21,980 In a good way. 1998 01:58:22,200 --> 01:58:23,700 Because we're gonna fucking take over. 1999 01:58:23,840 --> 01:58:25,400 We're gonna take over the town. 2000 01:58:26,120 --> 01:58:27,440 And we're gonna make a hell of a lot of money. 2001 01:58:28,040 --> 01:58:29,440 We've hired Siné Venezuela. 2002 01:58:30,140 --> 01:58:31,520 And she's a fucking great... 2003 01:58:31,520 --> 01:58:33,120 She's a great bus driver altogether. 2004 01:58:34,520 --> 01:58:35,400 There she is, look. 2005 01:58:39,140 --> 01:58:40,820 So join us again tomorrow. 2006 01:58:42,440 --> 01:58:43,740 And we'll be busing it up. 2007 01:58:43,740 --> 01:58:43,760 And we'll be busing it up. 2008 01:58:43,760 --> 01:58:44,440 Hair style. 2009 01:58:45,440 --> 01:58:46,640 And taking over the town. 2010 01:58:48,440 --> 01:58:49,140 Until then... 2011 01:58:50,140 --> 01:58:50,640 Goodnight. 2012 01:58:50,640 --> 01:58:51,340 And God bless. 2013 01:58:51,740 --> 01:58:52,240 Take it easy. 2014 01:58:52,840 --> 01:58:53,640 And thanks for watching. 2015 01:58:55,340 --> 01:58:56,340 Bus simulation. 2016 01:58:58,040 --> 01:58:58,600 Best of luck.