1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Making that gullus go faster than a fuckin' bullus night with a little caffeine boost. 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Let's open that gate and head out into the big bad world today on my bus. 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,000 My sexy little bus that I need. 4 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 How are you dahi, oh? How are you dahi? 5 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Thanks very much dahi. That's mighty. 6 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 That's mighty altogether. 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,000 I'll get on this piece. 8 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Now we close these doors. 9 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Doonan durus. FBS whore, how are ya? 10 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,000 A unibus donatin' FBS whore. 11 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,000 You're an old whore for the FPS's, are ya? 12 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Thanks very much for that. 13 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,000 How you gettin' that? 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Now we turn this on. Get this, get the paratish shouted. 15 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Three new routes today now. 16 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Because I was feck-a- feck-acting the last day. 17 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:14,000 I couldn't, I couldn't seem to get my head out of me arse. 18 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:20,000 And I had your one, Silly, Silly, Venezuela. I had to change her name to Silly Banana. 19 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 And, um, well, you know the score yourself now. 20 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Let's go, let's go. 21 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Turn right. 22 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Tourne adroit. 23 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 As they say over in French. 24 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Hope you're all doing well today. 25 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Nice day for the bossin'. 26 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Nice day for the bossin'. 27 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Put that parking brake on Neil. 28 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 And we- 29 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Stand here. The doors are open. 30 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Gentian street. Stand here. The doors are open. 31 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Stand here. The doors are open. 32 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 One ticket regular, please. 33 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 How are you now, beard man? 34 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,000 One regular, one trip. 35 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Be, uh, 220. 36 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Thank you. 37 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Give you back your 280 there now. 38 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 And you're away. 39 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Thank you. 40 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 No problem. 41 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 I just need one ticket. 42 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 You do? 43 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Where are you going? To paradise, is it? 44 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 I give you one ticket to paradise. 45 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,000 One regular, one regular one trip. 46 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:38,000 That is, five, that you've given me five and you, I, you, 220 is the ticket, you've given me five. 47 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,000 So I will give you 280 back. 48 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 I've given you too much change, but you're gone. 49 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Thank you, dear. 50 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 How are you? 51 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Hello. 52 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 You alright? 53 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,000 No, one ticket. 54 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,000 How are these? 55 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 You alright? 56 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Are you fucked? 57 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Are you, are you okay? 58 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Are you drunk? 59 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Are you, or have you got something wrong? 60 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Or is everything up? 61 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 You okay? 62 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,000 I think we might have to refu- refuse ya. 63 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Cause you're fucked. 64 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 How do we refuse this guy now? 65 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Reject. 66 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Oh, boo. 67 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 See you later. 68 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 What a wet flag. 69 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 See you later. 70 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 That guy needs to dry out. 71 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Staying clear. 72 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 The doors are closed. 73 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Staying clear. 74 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 The doors are closed. 75 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Staying clear. 76 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 The doors are closed. 77 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 No. 78 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 What are we? 79 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 The doors are closed. 80 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:35,000 No. 81 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 What are we? 82 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Next stop, St. Paul's Church. 83 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 So we've a few new routes. 84 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:57,000 The last route I did now, it didn't include all the bush stops, so I was wondering why I wasn't getting to level eight. 85 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,000 And that was the reason why I didn't include all the bush stops, you see. 86 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Now we're late for the next stop, cause your man was pissed. 87 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Fuckin' hell, ran someone over. 88 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Ran someone over. 89 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Well. 90 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Sorry about that now. 91 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Aye, he's dead. 92 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 He came out of nowhere. 93 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Sorry about that now, boss. 94 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 He came out of nowhere. 95 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Contract terminated. 96 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Well, it's not going great. 97 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 We're back in the staff room now. 98 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 I might have a bit of an apple. 99 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 He came out of nowhere. 100 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 I ran over his body. 101 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 It wasn't my fault. 102 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 He came out of nowhere. 103 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Somebody. 104 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 He came out of nowhere. 105 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Somebody. 106 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:06,000 He's doing a business donating. 107 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 He's doing a business donating. 108 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 He's doing a business donating. 109 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Yeah. 110 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Ganley Root 420. 111 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Thank you very much. 112 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 That's gonna go towards the funeral of your man. 113 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 The man I ran over. 114 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Well. 115 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:14,000 That's one person dead. 116 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 He's doing a business donating. 117 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 He's doing a business donating. 118 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 He's doing a business donating. 119 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Yeah. 120 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Ganley Root 420. 121 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Thank you very much. 122 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,000 That's gonna go towards the funeral of your man. 123 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,000 The man I ran over. 124 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 He ran over. 125 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Well. 126 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 That's one person dead. 127 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,000 But we won't let it hold us back. 128 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 How are you getting that? 129 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 How are you getting that? 130 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 How are you getting that? 131 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 How are you getting that? 132 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 I killed a man last Tuesday. 133 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:04,000 He walked out into the street. 134 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,000 But now he's dead. 135 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,000 I didn't see his face. 136 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Or his face. 137 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,000 Or his arms. 138 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Or his torso. 139 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Until it was too late. 140 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Let's open that gate. 141 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,000 And the door to the bus. 142 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 The door to the bus. 143 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 He's doing a business donating. 144 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Boxes of Cobra Topsin. 145 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 How are you? 146 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 He's doing a business donating. 147 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Yeah. 148 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,000 It's great to have you in the mainframe boxes. 149 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Hopefully you're having a great Sunday. 150 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Afternoon evening. 151 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Whatever the hell it is now. 152 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Wherever it is you are in the world. 153 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Hopefully everything's okay with you. 154 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,000 And now watch out for the buses out there. 155 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Now they're dodgy. 156 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 They could run you over. 157 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 If you're not looking. 158 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 That guy wasn't looking. 159 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,000 He was on his phone. 160 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 And ran over there you know. 161 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Thank you very much. 162 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Now. 163 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Second time lucky. 164 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 I'm on a student single trip. 165 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 I'm on a student single trip. 166 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 I'm on a student single trip. 167 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 I'm on a student single trip. 168 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 I'm on a student single trip. 169 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 I'm on a student single trip. 170 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 I'm on a student single trip. 171 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 I'm on a student single trip. 172 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 I'm on a student single trip. 173 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 I'm on a student single trip. 174 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 I'm on a student single trip. 175 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 I'm on a student single trip. 176 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 I'm on a student single trip. 177 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 I'm on a student single trip. 178 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 I'm on a student single trip. 179 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student single trip. 195 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 I'm on a student single trip. 196 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 I'm on a student single trip. 197 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 I'm on a student single trip. 198 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 I'm on a student single trip. 199 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 I'm on a student single trip. 200 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 I'm on a student single trip. 201 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 I'm on a student single trip. 202 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 I'm on a student single trip. 203 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 I'm on a student single trip. 204 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 I'm on a student single trip. 205 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 I'm on a student single trip. 206 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,000 I'm on a student single trip. 207 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Thank you dear. 208 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 We'll say no more. 209 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000 You've all got bus passes. 210 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 That's great stuff for me now. 211 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 I don't have to be dealing with you. 212 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,000 I'm sicky. 213 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 I'm only messing. 214 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 I'm not sicky. 215 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,000 I love you all. 216 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 All you passengers I love you. 217 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,000 In a friendly way. 218 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Hey, do you miss a little mate? 219 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Ryan Elias. 220 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Thank you very much, Ryan Elias. 221 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 I'm on a student single trip. 222 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 I'm on a student single trip. 223 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,000 I'm on a student single trip. 224 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 I can't feel my nose. 225 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Please turn up the heat. 226 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Turn up the heat. 227 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Or get out of the kitchen. 228 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Is that it? 229 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Hold on now. 230 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 We'll come to a complete stop and I'll turn the heat up for you. 231 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Thank you very much funeral funds. 232 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 No. 233 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 That might be too hot. 234 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Man's not hot. 235 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Now we're gone. 236 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 We're ready to blow this. 237 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Thing wide open. 238 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Go. 239 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Drive. 240 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Drive. 241 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 There. 242 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:52,000 I was watching this online video of how eyes can change color depending on what you eat. 243 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 What? 244 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 That's impossible. 245 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Your eyes can change. 246 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 You don't miss Zoni. 247 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Just by way. 248 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Gragashki how are ya? 249 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Thank you very much Gragashki. 250 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Yeah. 251 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 I'm not going to be friends again. 252 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000 I'm not going to be friends again. 253 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 I'm going wrong. 254 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Isn't that it? 255 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:18,000 You miss a few turns on this job and you end up getting sacked or you run someone over. 256 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,000 It could go one or two ways like ya know. 257 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Oh shit. 258 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 I'm on the wrong side of the feckin road. 259 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 How are we going to manage this? 260 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Right. 261 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 We're going to have to try something a bit. 262 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Another docks here now guys. 263 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Sorry about this. 264 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Shlug Aaron apologizes to all customers. 265 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,320 All customers. 266 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,100 Fuck it. 267 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:46,800 Christ. 268 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:50,400 No. 269 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,400 No, no, no, no, no, no. 270 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:55,900 Really, yeah. 271 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,100 No. 272 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:01,600 Maybe... 273 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,600 Mind your language. 274 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,800 Mind your feckin' language. 275 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,000 Now, you took a chance riding the bus with me. 276 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:18,800 But we get there in the end. 277 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,600 Schlagerin gets you there in the end. 278 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,600 No matter how foul the form. 279 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,100 Great service, someone says. 280 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:29,800 Little ladies. 281 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:31,800 What can you do? 282 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,000 Oh yeah. 283 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,200 One regular. 284 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,200 One regular. 285 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,200 No. 286 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,200 220. 287 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:45,700 Uh... 288 00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:46,200 Thanks. 289 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,400 How do you do? 290 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,400 I've given you the wrong change. 291 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,400 Sorry about that. 292 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:50,700 No. 293 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,000 That's gonna come out of my pocket at the end of the week. 294 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,400 Stand clear. 295 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,600 The doors are closed. 296 00:10:58,900 --> 00:10:59,700 Stand clear. 297 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:00,900 The doors are closed. 298 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,000 Now, right at the end of this road now. 299 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:09,900 Hey, we're in good time. 300 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:11,900 We're in good time. 301 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,500 No. 302 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,100 No. 303 00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:25,800 No. 304 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:43,620 How are you getting on that Lee Brennan, Captain Obvious, Max Darwin, John Beresford, Ice Aenex, R. Carey? 305 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,100 I was in the chat. Hope you're alright. 306 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,680 Fijente, Luke Flanagan. How are you? 307 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,620 Shane O'Hagan, how are you? 308 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:19,160 Jake Wright, you're welcome to the bus. 309 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,500 One regular, one trip. 310 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:23,700 220. 311 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:28,840 220.2 AC back. Is this too easy? 312 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,320 Stop waving your fucking fiver at me. 313 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:33,000 I don't like the way they do that. 314 00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:34,680 I'll have a student single trip ticket. 315 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:35,820 Student single, right. 316 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:37,600 140. 317 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:38,480 Fiver. 318 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,660 I'll have your 360 back. 319 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:41,440 No. 320 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,520 You are some man. 321 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:44,540 Have a great day. 322 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,000 No problem. 323 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,100 Staying clear. 324 00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:47,240 The doors are closed. 325 00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:50,380 Staying clear. 326 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:51,540 The doors are closed. 327 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:58,860 Next stop. 328 00:12:58,860 --> 00:12:59,960 Crowds rest. 329 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,240 Between the physical names. 330 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,400 How are you, Big CC? 331 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,880 How are you getting on? 332 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:03,880 How are you getting on? 333 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:04,280 I'm getting on the road. 334 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:04,780 Yeah. 335 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:05,540 Never mind. 336 00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:06,900 I forget what I said. 337 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,440 Thank you very much, Big CC. 338 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:12,240 Hope you're doing well. 339 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,140 How are you getting on? 340 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,280 How are you getting on? 341 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:19,200 How? 342 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:22,000 Let's slow down here for these guys. 343 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,520 FPS 4 94. 344 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,160 How are you? 345 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:25,520 Yeah. 346 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:25,820 Yeah. 347 00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:28,460 It might stand here. 348 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,380 Crowds rest. 349 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:29,840 Street. 350 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:32,120 Two tickets. 351 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,660 The doors are open. 352 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:35,020 Two tickets. 353 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:36,820 Have you sobered up? 354 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:40,420 280. 355 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:44,540 220 back. 356 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,280 How are you? 357 00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:53,820 One regular, one trip. 358 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:54,980 220. 359 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:00,960 Nice leather jacket. 360 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,360 Oh, we have an ambulance trying to get by. 361 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,060 We have an ambulance trying to get by. 362 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:07,920 Because he's ours. 363 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,180 Staying clear. 364 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:10,300 The doors are closed. 365 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:13,460 Staying clear. 366 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,600 The doors are closed. 367 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,360 Let him go by. 368 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,480 We let him go by. 369 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,600 He caused that accident now, not me. 370 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,860 Next stop, Garden Lane. 371 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:34,300 Astonishing level of incompetence there by the ambulance driver. 372 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:35,440 Paramedics. 373 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,940 He had a fucking full lane he could have gone by. 374 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:40,580 I'm sorry about the swearing on the Sabbath. 375 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:42,240 Dr. Oaker, how are you? 376 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,600 You doing a bit of donating, Dr. Oaker? 377 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,260 That's fucking mighty. 378 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,420 Thank you very much. 379 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,420 Ricky, how are you? 380 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,580 Ricky, how are you? 381 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:02,720 Thank you very much, Ricky. 382 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,040 I hope you're having a great Sunday afternoon now. 383 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,240 We're going to try and get you to where we're going fast. 384 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:12,800 Welcome to this journey on Bus and Schlug Aaron. 385 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:13,680 Thank you very much. 386 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:13,800 Thank you. 387 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,160 Great band from Ballantrule, the Fisherman's Friends. 388 00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,600 They're going to be playing in The Hagen this week now. 389 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,940 Fucking classic band. 390 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:31,320 Yes. 391 00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:34,180 Yes, boss. 392 00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:36,700 Someone's got a disease on the bus. 393 00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:40,760 Maybe I haven't rested very well these past few days. 394 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:43,720 Just to let me remind you, there's no smoking on the bus, please. 395 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:51,540 No dying on the bus, please. 396 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:53,420 No dying on the bus. 397 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:53,840 Easy. 398 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:54,720 Thank you. 399 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,320 If you've got a disease, get off the feckin' bus. 400 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,520 We don't want you. 401 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,160 That's just the way it is. 402 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:10,220 Schlug Aaron would like to remind passengers not to be spreading diseases. 403 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:12,920 No. 404 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,460 One senior, one trip. 405 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:16,740 No. 406 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,300 460. 407 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,440 Is this 360? 408 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:20,940 Yeah. 409 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,480 Do not litter. 410 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:28,880 Anyone get none? 411 00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:29,040 No. 412 00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:29,480 Alright. 413 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,300 Staying clear. 414 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:31,500 The doors are closing. 415 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,620 Staying clear. 416 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,760 The doors are closing. 417 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:44,540 Next stop, Baccarus Street. 418 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,780 We're doing a bit of speeding here now. 419 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,300 That's a great day for the speeding like, you know. 420 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:53,240 Not a garden size. 421 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,720 Remember the film Spee's about the bus driver. 422 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,760 He couldn't slow down. 423 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,760 Otherwise, he was gonna miss his targets. 424 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,960 That's a bit like me now. 425 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:13,040 I've got the bus on the phone saying you need to make sure you get to the next stop. 426 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:17,260 Otherwise, your contract will explode. 427 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:17,660 Oh. 428 00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,300 And you won't have a job anymore. 429 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,440 I'm going to be busy. 430 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,780 Now we've missed the deadline for the next bus stop now. 431 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,920 This is a nice car up in front anyway. 432 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,220 A Camaro, is it? 433 00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:32,480 Or a... 434 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,880 What's that? 435 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:36,140 One of those American jabs. 436 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:38,500 Muscle cans. 437 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:41,340 Corvette. 438 00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:48,960 How you getting in? 439 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:55,900 Wander. 440 00:17:58,300 --> 00:17:59,920 You doing a bit of wandering, wander. 441 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:10,440 Thank you very much for your donation. 442 00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:14,840 They might get archived at some stage. 443 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,940 They all streamed at the moment. 444 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,800 I think I'll need several tickets. 445 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:21,360 Several? 446 00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:22,100 How many do you want? 447 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,360 Two trips. 448 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:25,500 Two trips for you. 449 00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:27,280 Don't take them all at once. 450 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,220 Now 50, 60 cents. 451 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:31,600 Yeah. 452 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,040 Thank you very much. 453 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:33,980 Very good. 454 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:35,520 Staying clear. 455 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:36,660 The doors are closed. 456 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:39,800 Staying clear. 457 00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:40,880 The doors are closed. 458 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:41,740 And we're away with it. 459 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:46,420 Green light a go-go. 460 00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:49,040 Amber on the... 461 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,580 Amber on the move, eh? 462 00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,640 They can't shop me for that. 463 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:55,620 Green light a go-go. 464 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:04,020 We're making savage time here now today. 465 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:04,080 We're making savage time here now today. 466 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:09,360 Now. 467 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:14,860 This is the bus into town. 468 00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:17,520 How are you? 469 00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:18,620 This is the bus into town. 470 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,300 How do you want it? 471 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,980 One senior wonder if how do you want it? 472 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:24,640 Right. 473 00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:26,500 One 40, here you go. 474 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,640 Hit me with your money, shtick. 475 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,420 Three 60 back. 476 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,940 That's the new 80-degree customers now. 477 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,100 How you want it. 478 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,060 One regular one trip. 479 00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:39,720 One regular one trip now. 480 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:41,700 Tenner. 481 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,020 Fick in hell. 482 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:44,500 Who are you? 483 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,220 Donald Trump. 484 00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,260 One, two. 485 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:48,240 That's a fiver. 486 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:50,400 And then I give you the two... 487 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,080 Eh... 488 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:51,620 80. 489 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,120 And we'll say no more about it. 490 00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:56,020 Nice cuddling. 491 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:57,920 Have a great day yourself. 492 00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:00,600 What the hell's happening here now? 493 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,740 Something is blocking the door. 494 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,020 Shit. 495 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,720 Get out the way, you. 496 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:16,640 Yeah. 497 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:17,920 Well done. 498 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:20,960 Now we'll close that door now. 499 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:21,920 And we're away. 500 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:23,380 Sorry about that. 501 00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:25,560 Sorry about that now, people. 502 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,080 I'm in the wrong feckin' lane. 503 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:28,980 Should be in this one. 504 00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:30,760 We might try a bit of scooching. 505 00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:32,960 We might try a bit of scooching. 506 00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:34,540 Pocket. 507 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:35,540 Car accidents. 508 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:36,980 A few grand. 509 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,380 Insurance details. 510 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,300 Not swapped. 511 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,320 Ambulance. 512 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,080 Go bye-bye. 513 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,020 It's all happening today. 514 00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:50,400 You think the Sabbath would be a feckin' easy day to drive a bus. 515 00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:50,860 You're wrong. 516 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,720 A lot of people out on a Sunday, you see. 517 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:54,600 The service sector. 518 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,060 Service industry. 519 00:20:56,180 --> 00:21:00,220 People spending the last day of the weekend before they go back to work tomorrow. 520 00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:01,360 No bank holiday. 521 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,740 This isn't an Easter situation, you know. 522 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,200 All fun and games last week with the Friday. 523 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,940 Piss up people were having. 524 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:10,660 Oh, stop. 525 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:14,520 The amount of drunk skunks I had to come across in the town. 526 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,120 It would make you cry. 527 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,920 If it wasn't so horrible. 528 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:31,740 Who says no? 529 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,480 Seamus, thank you very much. 530 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,140 Seamus, thank you very much, Seamus. 531 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:39,880 You're a great man, Seamus. 532 00:21:39,880 --> 00:22:09,860 Seamus, thank you very much. 533 00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:10,960 Are you sure... 534 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,080 Connor clear, how are you? 535 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:13,260 It's been a while, Connor clear. 536 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,920 Hopefully you're in the clear of yourself now. 537 00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:18,060 Eh? 538 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,440 Great day for it, Connor clear. 539 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,680 Great day for a bit of slugging. 540 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,820 He's some man. 541 00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:32,440 You're some man. 542 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,240 Thank you very much. 543 00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:34,560 Thank you very much. 544 00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:36,200 I feel blessed. 545 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,580 On today, the Lord's Day. 546 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:40,820 Bet you're all watching the stream and... 547 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,960 Doing a bit of donating to it. 548 00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:44,640 We're doing a bit of bussing. 549 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:46,520 We're gonna get you there on time. 550 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,520 How you getting that? 551 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:53,160 We killed someone early on, but we can move on from that. 552 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,200 One regular, one trip. 553 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:55,060 Thank you very much. 554 00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:55,560 Two twenty. 555 00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:56,640 Two twenty. 556 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:56,640 Two twenty. 557 00:22:57,260 --> 00:23:03,220 How you getting that? 558 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,840 Anonymous, how are you? 559 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:14,760 Oh. 560 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:21,180 We need a ton. 561 00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:23,740 We need a ton. 562 00:23:25,140 --> 00:23:27,160 We might mount the curb here now. 563 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:27,840 Yeah. 564 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:28,520 Nope. 565 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:29,980 What are we? 566 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,460 Grim Buddha. 567 00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:37,420 Thank you very much, Grim Buddha. 568 00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:37,580 Thank you. 569 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:41,980 Where are you getting none? 570 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:42,960 Where are you getting enough? 571 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,200 Stand clear. 572 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,420 The doors are open. 573 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,180 Are you getting none or are you getting enough? 574 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,920 At what time does the party start? 575 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:53,000 It's not a party. 576 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:57,020 It's more like casual gathering of friends. 577 00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:57,380 Yeah. 578 00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:58,620 Stand clear. 579 00:23:58,820 --> 00:23:59,740 The doors are closing. 580 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,260 Oh, okay. 581 00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:02,020 Should I bring something with me? 582 00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:02,860 Stand clear. 583 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,060 The doors are closing. 584 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,120 Stand clear. 585 00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:07,340 The doors are closing. 586 00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:11,120 Now we go right at the top of the road here. 587 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:15,760 Next star, West Hill Drive. 588 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:16,260 A universe don't eat. 589 00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:18,280 Herb Gallagher, how are you? 590 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,480 A universe don't eat. 591 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:20,980 Thank you very much, Herb Gallagher. 592 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:24,300 I hope you and the rest of the Gallagher's are okay. 593 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,300 Say hello to the rest of the herbs in that Gallagher garden. 594 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:33,360 Now. 595 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,120 Turn me a drive. 596 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,860 Look at that now. 597 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,300 I'm a Club Orange. 598 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,320 Thank you very much, Club Orange. 599 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:43,320 Thank you very much, Club Orange. 600 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:47,880 Now. 601 00:24:50,580 --> 00:24:52,580 I'm gonna park and break on. 602 00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:54,580 *Mario plays* 603 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,580 *Mario plays* 604 00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:58,580 *Mario plays* 605 00:24:58,580 --> 00:24:59,580 Tommy! 606 00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,580 Thank you very much, Tommy! 607 00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:04,580 I was speaking to Johnny the last day, Tommy! 608 00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:06,580 You seen your flying us! 609 00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:10,580 You must be doing well, so if you're fucking throwing a few quid into the hat! 610 00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:12,580 Thank you very much, Tommy! 611 00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:14,580 *Mario plays* 612 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:19,580 I'll be over to you around Thursday or Friday, we might fix a few of those fucking tiles on the roof. 613 00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:20,580 *Mario plays* 614 00:25:20,580 --> 00:25:22,580 Sorry about the swirl. 615 00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:24,580 Now, one senior, one trip. 616 00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:25,580 That's... 617 00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:26,580 1:40. 618 00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:29,580 Now, 1, 2, 3, 60. 619 00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:30,580 Thank you very much. 620 00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:31,580 *Mario plays* 621 00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:33,580 Thank you very much, Jimmy! 622 00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:35,580 Anonymous, how are you? Thank you very much for that. 623 00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:38,580 Look at this now, with another piss head. 624 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,580 With another piss head, it's always the same buck. 625 00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:44,580 I hope he's okay. 626 00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:46,580 You need to get help! 627 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:48,580 You need to get help, man! 628 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,580 You need to get help! 629 00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:53,580 Have you any... have you any family or friends who can help you out? 630 00:25:53,580 --> 00:25:54,580 Huh? 631 00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:57,580 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 632 00:25:57,580 --> 00:26:00,580 Well, this party sucks anyway! 633 00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:01,580 Sorry! 634 00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:03,580 See you later! 635 00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:05,580 It's not a party, it's a bus! 636 00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:09,580 But you sure you wouldn't know that, cause you didn't... you're in space! 637 00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:10,580 At the moment. 638 00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:12,580 You're in space! 639 00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:13,580 Oh yeah, man! 640 00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:14,580 Oh yeah, man! 641 00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:19,580 Yes, we're running... we're running two... minutes over schedule! 642 00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:20,580 Now she is in the next start! 643 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,580 Because I'm getting all dizzy back in the morning! 644 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:27,580 Tommy Borgen, how are ya? Thank you very much, Tommy Borgen! 645 00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:29,580 Thank you very much, Tommy Borgen! 646 00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:30,580 Never worgen! 647 00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:31,580 Eh? 648 00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:32,580 Sure, why would you be? 649 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:33,580 It's a Sunday, Tommy! 650 00:26:33,580 --> 00:26:34,580 Eh? 651 00:26:34,580 --> 00:26:35,580 How are you getting that? 652 00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:36,580 Some of us do have to work though, you know? 653 00:26:36,580 --> 00:26:38,580 No matter what day of the week it is, even if it is the Sabbath! 654 00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:41,580 I know Jesus wouldn't be happy about this, but... 655 00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:44,580 Sure, Jesus didn't have to pay the rent, you know? 656 00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:49,580 As far as I know, I'm not sure... I think he just lived wherever he was. 657 00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:53,820 day of the week it is, even if it is the Sabbath. I know Jesus wouldn't be happy 658 00:26:53,820 --> 00:27:05,240 about this but, sure, Jesus didn't have to pay the rent, you know? As far as I know. I'm not sure. I think he just lived 659 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:15,740 wherever he wanted. How are you getting on? Three regular trips. 660. That will be three 660 00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:29,920 forsy back. No problemo. No problemo. Thank you very much, Declin-Schlug. I missed you there, Declin-Schlug. I was taking a few passenger fares there. 661 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:43,580 Where the hell? No, put away with it. Declin-Schlug, how are you? My son. I cannot believe it. We're being brought together. 662 00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:53,740 Connected through the Intergalactic Super Information Highway. The Intergalactic Super Highway, huh? 663 00:27:56,460 --> 00:28:03,660 Bringing us together and Schlug air and getting you there on time with a smile on your face and a spring in your step. 664 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,220 And no drinking or drugging on the bus. 665 00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:12,300 Just to let me remind you, there's no smoking on the bus, please. No smoking down the back of the bus. 666 00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:16,220 You can open the windows if you like. I'm still going to be able to smell it if you're doing it. 667 00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,120 No drinking or drugging down the back. 668 00:28:19,820 --> 00:28:21,740 Family's on the bus, you see. Thank you. 669 00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:25,900 Hopefully that warning is heeded now by 670 00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:29,020 everybody who is inside the bus. 671 00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:35,740 Are you doing a business donating? 672 00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:39,340 I've gotten the rank feckin' way! 673 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:43,140 Thank you very much play me shams. 674 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,540 Oh feck. This is going from bad to worse now. 675 00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:51,440 Feck. 676 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,240 Feck feck feck feck feck feck feck feck. 677 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:59,240 We do a bit of this. We do a bit of sneaking. We do a bit of slipping. 678 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,440 Mind out your way. 679 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,440 Shlugannon coming through. 680 00:29:06,140 --> 00:29:09,040 We could still make it to the stop on time if we do a bit of this. 681 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,740 Look at this. Look at this. 682 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:15,040 Look at this. 683 00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:21,040 Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. 684 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,540 Someone's garden. We're in someone's garden here. 685 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,940 Fontaine's son, how are ya? You got a son. 686 00:29:32,340 --> 00:29:32,840 Very lousy. 687 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:34,840 Very lousy. 688 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:35,840 Very lousy. 689 00:29:36,340 --> 00:29:38,840 Bit of car accident and goin' on. 690 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,840 This is gonna come out of the fuckin' wages at the end of the week. 691 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:53,840 at the end of the week. Bollocks. Sorry. We really fecked this one up. I was doing a bit of bragging there about 692 00:29:53,840 --> 00:30:04,640 Schlugger and it all came unstuck. There's a lesson in that for you folks. Never ever brag. Never ever brag. 693 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:34,440 Because you'll end up with fucking shit on your face. Sorry about the language everyone. Now that's the end of that drive. Fucked it up. Hey you still literally fall of stairs though you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now let's have a look at this. We need to drive this. We need to drive that one. Cancel that now. Cancel that and we drive that one. 694 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:53,440 Cancel that. What we'll do with that one is we'll put we'll put Sarah Banana on that one. That route. Oh yeah. Now drivers. Add Sarah Banana. Now. And clover. 695 00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:05,820 Hey you don't have a busy donating. Ned sir. How are you? Thank you very much Ned sir. Hey you don't have a busy donating. Yeah. Thank you very much Ned sir. That's mighty. That is mighty. 696 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:25,880 Oh. Let's head to the staff room for a moment. Just to collect the thoughts you know. I'm drinking the smoothies now. I have a few smoothies on the go. Like you know. You need to be getting your five a day into you. 697 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:50,240 I wonder if this is good for your soul. I wonder if this is good for your soul or is it full of shite. Artificial sweeteners. Drugs. You're as best off. You're as best off just sticking to the apples and the bananas. And they don't cost much anyway. Like you know. 698 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:59,560 How you doing a busy donating. Lovely little manning. Thank you very much lovely little manning. 699 00:31:59,560 --> 00:31:59,560 Thank you. 700 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,160 Just having a quick look at the chat there now. 701 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,360 How are you getting on everyone. 702 00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:17,160 Uh. Lauren. 703 00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:18,260 Carberry. 704 00:32:19,340 --> 00:32:20,180 Joseph. Coffee. 705 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,600 John Beresford. 706 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:22,380 Sean Lathers. 707 00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:23,720 How are you ladders. 708 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,340 Long time no see ladders. 709 00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:30,800 Long time no see ladders. 710 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:38,520 Time he throws Jesus Christ up in heaven. 711 00:32:50,340 --> 00:32:51,860 Jesus Christ up in heaven. 712 00:32:51,860 --> 00:32:59,620 You hammered your mother. 713 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:02,560 You hammered your mother. 714 00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:04,820 I love women. 715 00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:06,620 I'm mad about women. 716 00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:08,460 I've been married three times. 717 00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:10,380 I'm infatuated with women. 718 00:33:12,380 --> 00:33:14,700 Don't obsess with me all the time. 719 00:33:15,540 --> 00:33:18,760 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 720 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:22,420 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 721 00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:23,500 You are a liar. 722 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,180 You are a liar. 723 00:33:25,180 --> 00:33:47,640 Steve Jennings, how are you? Yeah, it's an empty enough staff room in here, but it's clean, 724 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:59,180 you know? It's clean, it's not great for them. We hired Sarah Banana, and I never asked her to clean up, 725 00:33:59,260 --> 00:34:08,800 but she just does a bit of cleaning anyway, like, you know? I used to be leaving the fucking teabags 726 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:19,400 in the sink. I left a teabag in the sink there a few weeks ago, probably a few months ago, 727 00:34:19,460 --> 00:34:27,020 to be honest now. It was sometime after Christmas. I hired Sarah Banana last week, and she said she 728 00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:33,880 had to get rid of it because it had grown fur, and it also had grown a pair of legs as well. 729 00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:41,560 It was awful sad, you know, a little teabag just wandering around in the sink just trying to go 730 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:50,520 from here to be. It didn't even have a head or eyes, but it had grown legs. I said, can we not keep it as a pit? 731 00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:59,480 She said, no. Health and safety will be at you. I was like, throw it in the fucking skip. 732 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:12,120 Truck came to collect the skip, then teabag went bye-bye. I think it might have got crushed because I threw a fucking 733 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:18,860 a file of facts in there that I wasn't using, like, you know? The file of facts, this was the teabag with the legs. 734 00:35:18,860 --> 00:35:24,680 File effects just went crush. Crushed it all. Splash, you know? 735 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:33,660 Little Barry, we call them, yeah. Little Barry the bag. 736 00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:43,260 Ow! 737 00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:55,900 Let's drive this route. Gonna drive this route into next Tuesday. 738 00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:07,900 Oh, I love this song. Fucking love this song. Sorry about the swearing. 739 00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:31,820 Startin' my day the right way. With a little cup of coffee. Drink that coffee fast. Get it plashed into ya, Cynthia. 740 00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:44,700 Sorry about that. Jesus Christ. Lotta gas. Gaseous clay. Thank you very much, Captain Obvious. 741 00:36:44,700 --> 00:37:04,640 Thank you very much. Did you ever get a fly in your eye? If you did, did it make you cry? If you did, I hope that you're getting on fine and you've got pasture. Did you ever get a fly in your eye? 742 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:33,880 Brendan's wee arse, thank you very much for the tip. Gonna go down the bookies and spend it on a nag. Gambling is a bad thing. It'll catch you on the hop. Like the booze. Thank you very much, Mamaduck. Hope you're keeping well, Mamaduck, out there in the fucking wild mainframe. 743 00:37:33,880 --> 00:38:01,180 It's raining outside today now. It's not nice. Did you ever get a fly in your eye? If you did, did it make you cry? I hope that it didn't. And if it did, I hope that you're okay. Now, which way are we going here? Right or left? Can I do a left? I'm gonna have to go right and then go around. Fuck it. 744 00:38:01,180 --> 00:38:15,780 Johnson's wireless printer. Johnson's wireless printer. Thank you very much. And snap, snap, crackle, and stop the lights. Thank you very much. Snap, crackle, and stop the lights. 745 00:38:18,780 --> 00:38:28,400 Very kind of you. I don't know how to get around to this number one stop now. Hang on. How the fuck? 746 00:38:29,180 --> 00:38:49,640 Who is that? Jimmy Flanagan, is it? Thank you very much, Jimmy Flanagan. Sorry, I'm a bit confused now. One. 747 00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:58,660 Oh, I see. I see. I see. I see. Thank you very much, Jimmy Flanagan and Lishi402. 748 00:38:59,180 --> 00:39:08,880 Don't blame me if I'm being the fool. 749 00:39:11,180 --> 00:39:20,500 John Lathers is in the house today, tipping out cool. Cashing out his chips on slugger and blips. 750 00:39:23,180 --> 00:39:29,720 Taking my time with the bus, because I can't do the crime. My name's not Russ. 751 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,180 He's gonna be slow down, yeah. 752 00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:40,340 Bye, Pat. Bye, Pat. Thanks for the tip, Pat. 753 00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:45,560 We're gonna have to try something a little bit rude and strange here. 754 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:50,260 Gonna go down the road the wrong way, and turn in someone's house. 755 00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:53,700 How are you getting that? 756 00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:57,040 How are you keeping Pat? 757 00:39:58,180 --> 00:40:01,360 Now, check this out. 758 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:03,400 Try this on for size. 759 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,720 Someone's gaff. 760 00:40:05,540 --> 00:40:06,340 They're doing well. 761 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,200 By the looks of things. 762 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,920 Next stop. Church Street South. 763 00:40:10,180 --> 00:40:12,740 They've got a play center in the front for the kids. 764 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:19,180 I remember when Declan wanted me to build a tree house in the front yard, and... 765 00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:24,480 I said I would, but I never built that tree house for Declan. 766 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,480 Never built it. 767 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,840 And I think he always held it against me. 768 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:37,440 I was always too busy. 769 00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:38,660 Driving bus. 770 00:40:39,780 --> 00:40:41,320 Or drinking stout. 771 00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:43,460 Two regular weeks. 772 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:45,640 Two regular weeks. 773 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:46,380 66. 774 00:40:47,060 --> 00:40:48,560 Yes, you need a lot of money. 775 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,580 Four euro back to you. 776 00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:52,100 They should look with you. 777 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:53,740 Lovely red top. 778 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,100 A ticket, please. 779 00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:56,880 You can have as many tickets as you like. 780 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,680 One ticket for one lady. 781 00:40:59,660 --> 00:40:59,980 220. 782 00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:02,260 That will be... 783 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,300 280 back to you. 784 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,520 And we'll say no more. 785 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,260 And you as well. 786 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:17,980 Now. 787 00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:19,660 Let's move. 788 00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:21,960 Move with her losers. 789 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:23,220 Al's face. 790 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:28,540 That was a great movie, that last night. 791 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:29,140 Did you see that? 792 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:29,900 Late, late movie. 793 00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:31,020 Can't feel my nose. 794 00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:32,120 Can't feel your nose. 795 00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:33,060 Please turn up the heat. 796 00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:34,060 Turn the heat open. 797 00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:34,820 Next stop. 798 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:36,260 Church Street West. 799 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:37,680 Now. 800 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,800 That should do your nose fine, and if it doesn't, get back to me. 801 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,140 I won't be able to make it to today's practice. 802 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,020 I slipped, and I'm in a bit of pain. 803 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,000 You're in a bit of pain. 804 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,360 It seems like it's something that'll heal quickly. 805 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:49,720 Right. 806 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,660 At least that's what the doctor said. 807 00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:54,940 Am I going the right way altogether? 808 00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:55,260 See this practice. 809 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:56,460 Bye. 810 00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:56,860 I am. 811 00:41:57,620 --> 00:41:58,860 I am, and I am it. 812 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,580 What the fuck am I doing here now? 813 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,380 Are you doing a bit of donating? 814 00:42:11,860 --> 00:42:12,700 Frugal rabbi. 815 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,420 Thank you very much, frugal rabbi. 816 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:15,860 Are you doing a bit of donating? 817 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,880 How are the rabbis doing? 818 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,960 How's the synagogues? 819 00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:24,500 How's everything in Judaism? 820 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,380 Are you doing a bit of Judaism? 821 00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:28,840 How are you doing? 822 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:28,940 How are you doing? 823 00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:30,200 No. 824 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,380 I'm doing a bit of donating. 825 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,040 The new Mercedes. 826 00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:34,700 How are you? 827 00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:34,960 Yeah. 828 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:38,240 Thank you very much, new Mercedes. 829 00:42:39,980 --> 00:42:43,300 I want to say thank you very much to the new Mercedes. 830 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,520 Coming into the chat room with the donation. 831 00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:49,380 Making it a happy day. 832 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:50,920 The new Mercedes. 833 00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:54,140 Thank you very much. 834 00:42:58,140 --> 00:43:03,140 Now I hopefully am on the right side of the road. If not, we're gonna have to try another little bit of a... 835 00:43:03,140 --> 00:43:07,140 ...driveway special. Yep, we're gonna have to try a driveway special. 836 00:43:08,140 --> 00:43:12,140 Hold on to your hats, customers. This is gonna get special. 837 00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:14,140 Sorry about that. 838 00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:20,140 Now... 839 00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:25,140 Sorry about this. 840 00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:28,140 This isn't what they... 841 00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:31,140 This isn't what you expected, I know, but... 842 00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:35,140 ...I'm sure I didn't expect to be fuckin' goin' on the wrong side of the road. 843 00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:38,140 Ah, the sat-nav. The sat-nav was hard for me to... 844 00:43:38,140 --> 00:43:41,140 ...to understand, you know? 845 00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:43,140 Now... 846 00:43:46,140 --> 00:43:48,140 Have you ever seen a bus... 847 00:43:48,140 --> 00:43:50,140 ...driven so diligently like this? 848 00:43:51,140 --> 00:43:52,140 Actually, wait a sec. 849 00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:54,140 Is this the right side? 850 00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:56,140 Oh, feck, I was on the right side all along. 851 00:43:57,140 --> 00:43:59,140 Ohhhh, shit! 852 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,140 Thank you very much, Mike. 853 00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:08,140 We're gonna have to do another special, guys. 854 00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:13,140 Oh, Jesus Christ. 855 00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:18,140 Sorry about this. 856 00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:22,140 Oh, we've really fuckin' slapped the gooch in this one now. 857 00:44:23,140 --> 00:44:25,140 How bad! 858 00:44:26,140 --> 00:44:27,140 Don't worry, people. 859 00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:29,140 We're gonna get there in the end. 860 00:44:31,140 --> 00:44:33,140 This is a mighty, mighty fuck-up. 861 00:44:34,140 --> 00:44:37,140 This poor bastard in the back of me now. 862 00:44:37,140 --> 00:44:38,140 He's getting his goose cooked. 863 00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:41,140 Sorry about that. 864 00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:43,140 Turn the wheels and reverse. 865 00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:45,140 That's not nice. 866 00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:47,140 Okay, turn- I know it's not nice, but... 867 00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:48,140 ...sure we have to do a few bad things to- 868 00:44:48,140 --> 00:44:50,140 ...for the good thing to come, you know? 869 00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:52,140 Now. 870 00:44:53,140 --> 00:44:54,140 Hopefully this guy- 871 00:44:54,140 --> 00:44:56,140 There's a guy in front, he's gonna get trapped. 872 00:44:57,140 --> 00:44:58,140 Really? 873 00:44:58,140 --> 00:44:59,140 Really. 874 00:44:59,140 --> 00:45:00,140 What time is it? 875 00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:03,140 I don't know, but we are on time, so don't worry. 876 00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:05,140 I just don't wanna make long mad again. 877 00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:06,140 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 878 00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:07,140 Don't worry about that. 879 00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:08,140 Really? 880 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:09,140 She's always too early. 881 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,140 Now! 882 00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:11,140 Shlogaren. 883 00:45:11,140 --> 00:45:12,140 Fuck. 884 00:45:12,140 --> 00:45:13,140 Sorry! 885 00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:16,140 Shlogaren. 886 00:45:16,140 --> 00:45:18,140 Never fails. 887 00:45:18,140 --> 00:45:20,140 Always gets you there. 888 00:45:20,140 --> 00:45:21,140 No matter what. 889 00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:22,140 Rain, shine. 890 00:45:22,140 --> 00:45:23,140 Stand clear. 891 00:45:23,140 --> 00:45:24,140 The doors are open. 892 00:45:24,140 --> 00:45:26,140 Come rain or shine, we'll get you there. 893 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:28,140 The doors are open. 894 00:45:28,140 --> 00:45:31,140 Someone's blocking the feckin' door now. 895 00:45:31,140 --> 00:45:33,140 Hello, I need a single trip. 896 00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:34,140 I'm a student. 897 00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:35,140 Oh, sure. 898 00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:36,140 I'll move. 899 00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:37,140 Yep, yep, yep. 900 00:45:37,140 --> 00:45:38,140 Single student. 901 00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:40,140 Now, uh, 140. 902 00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:41,140 Tenner. 903 00:45:41,140 --> 00:45:42,140 One, two, three. 904 00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:43,140 One, two, three. 905 00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:44,140 Uh, what the fuck? 906 00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:45,140 I gave you too much money. 907 00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:46,140 Balance. 908 00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:47,140 Excuse me sir. 909 00:45:47,140 --> 00:45:48,140 Excuse me sir. 910 00:45:48,140 --> 00:45:49,140 I need a ticket. 911 00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:50,140 To the moon. 912 00:45:50,140 --> 00:45:51,140 You're fucked. 913 00:45:51,140 --> 00:45:52,140 You're fucked. 914 00:45:52,140 --> 00:45:53,140 You're fucked. 915 00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:54,140 Okay. 916 00:45:54,140 --> 00:46:07,140 You need to give up the ghost on this one, Pat. 917 00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:08,140 I hate to see you being like this man. 918 00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:09,140 You're fucked. 919 00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:12,140 And your family have asked me to have a word as well. 920 00:46:12,140 --> 00:46:15,140 They said not to let you on the bus. 921 00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:20,140 If you're trying to get on and, and you're, you know, the way you are now. 922 00:46:20,140 --> 00:46:24,140 Sorry Pat. 923 00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:26,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 924 00:46:26,140 --> 00:46:27,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 925 00:46:27,140 --> 00:46:28,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 926 00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:29,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 927 00:46:29,140 --> 00:46:30,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 928 00:46:30,140 --> 00:46:31,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 929 00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:32,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 930 00:46:32,140 --> 00:46:33,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 931 00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:34,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 932 00:46:34,140 --> 00:46:35,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 933 00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:36,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 934 00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:37,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 935 00:46:37,140 --> 00:46:38,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 936 00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:39,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 937 00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:40,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 938 00:46:40,140 --> 00:46:41,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 939 00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:42,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 940 00:46:42,140 --> 00:46:43,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 941 00:46:43,140 --> 00:46:44,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 942 00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:45,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 943 00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:46,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 944 00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:47,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 945 00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:48,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 946 00:46:48,140 --> 00:46:49,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 947 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 948 00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 949 00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:52,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 950 00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:53,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 951 00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:54,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 952 00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:55,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 953 00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:56,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 954 00:46:56,140 --> 00:46:57,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 955 00:46:57,140 --> 00:46:58,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 956 00:46:58,140 --> 00:46:59,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 957 00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:00,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 958 00:47:00,140 --> 00:47:01,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 959 00:47:01,140 --> 00:47:02,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 960 00:47:02,140 --> 00:47:03,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 961 00:47:03,140 --> 00:47:04,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 962 00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:05,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 963 00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:06,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 964 00:47:06,140 --> 00:47:07,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 965 00:47:07,140 --> 00:47:08,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 966 00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:09,140 I'm gonna have to refuse you. 967 00:47:09,140 --> 00:47:14,140 We're gone. 968 00:47:14,140 --> 00:47:16,140 Turn that music off. 969 00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:18,140 That is a disgrace. 970 00:47:18,140 --> 00:47:19,140 I'm sorry about that now. 971 00:47:19,140 --> 00:47:21,140 That was an absolute disgrace. 972 00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:24,140 That is an absolute disgrace. 973 00:47:24,140 --> 00:47:25,140 Overdrive. 974 00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:29,140 It was only four stops and I managed to fucking goose it up. 975 00:47:33,140 --> 00:47:34,140 Let's have a look. 976 00:47:36,140 --> 00:47:37,140 Four stops. 977 00:47:37,140 --> 00:48:06,980 One. Two. One, two, three, four. Alright, one, two, three. That is 978 00:48:06,980 --> 00:48:14,800 fucked up. That is an absolute disgrace of a root. Let's check the music back out now for a second. 979 00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:20,400 I think we're going to have to cancel that root. It's an absolute disgrace of a root. 980 00:48:24,380 --> 00:48:26,860 Yes, delete the root. Create the root. 981 00:48:36,820 --> 00:49:06,660 Start break street. Don't lavender drive. St. Andrews Church. Village street. St. Andrews Church. Village street. 982 00:49:06,660 --> 00:49:16,060 East. East. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. We're fucked. We need to go all the steps. Village end. Village end. 983 00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:23,980 No, no, no, no, no, no. 984 00:49:33,980 --> 00:49:50,080 Start there, right. Start break. Then village. St. Andrews. Village end. Then to lavender. 985 00:49:55,980 --> 00:50:06,580 Topsy-turvy, but we need to get all these steps in, you know. Let's drive it. Quick start. No fecking around. 986 00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:24,280 Having the mighty old time on the buses. Thank you very much, Bruno. The driving is woeful, you see. Keep it up. Yeah. That's mighty. 987 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:37,480 Well, I'm going to try and make it better, to be honest, you know. The aim of the game is to get people there on time and not to frighten them, you know. I've been doing a bit of frightening and I ran some poor book over as well, you know. 988 00:50:38,980 --> 00:50:39,980 With a wheelchair. 989 00:50:39,980 --> 00:51:04,580 Can the wheelchair get that? Extend the ramp. Okay, how do we do that? Exit the bus. Exit the bus. Trigger the ramp. Okay, I'll just let these guys on first. 990 00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:14,300 Okay, what do you want? One senior, one week. Fucking hell, it's a hard. Hard charge, 26. 30. 4. Gotta be fast. 991 00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:20,800 No problem. No problem. How many? One regular, one trip. 992 00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:34,260 I'll give you a 280 back. No problem. No. Let's get out of this. How do I get out of this now? Exit the bus. 993 00:51:35,980 --> 00:51:46,820 Disable bus stop. Leave cockpit. No. Now. How are you? Let's get this ramp. Ramped up. 994 00:51:50,980 --> 00:52:14,980 God bless you. No problemo. Have a great day. And I'll be here. Give me a shout when you want to be let off. I'll be, I'll be late. I'll be waiting for you. I'll be waiting for you. Now. Let's have a little look at this. 995 00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:34,560 Thank you very much. Anonymous. Well, that was, that was something else. At first ever wheelchair. And it went well. There was no panic. 996 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:41,260 Next stop. Next stop. Village street east. I thought, maybe, uh, she might want to be let on first. 997 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:52,560 March. How are you, March? Fuck it, March. You put me off the driving with your donate. Thank you very much for your donating, though. Car accident. 998 00:52:54,240 --> 00:53:12,080 That's gonna come out of the salary. But I thought the wheelchair now was gonna be a disaster. But it turned out to be actually okay. And she wasn't impatient. I said, I have to serve these customers at the front. You know, they're already here. The money's out. 999 00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:27,380 I thought, maybe, is she gonna get a bit ratty with me because is she meant to be let on first? And also, is there not a way to let the ramp down automatically? Do you know what I mean? Why do I have to leave the seat to put her, to help her onto the bus, you know? 1000 00:53:29,300 --> 00:53:32,260 Fuck it. Anyway, we're, we're, we're cooking. 1001 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:36,860 How are you getting there? 1002 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:41,240 It's a nice sunny day to drive the route. 1003 00:53:57,240 --> 00:54:06,240 Oh, so I need to get apples, oranges, bread, carrots, jam for breakfast, and that's it. 1004 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:10,240 It's meant to be rainy enough now this week now. Fuck. 1005 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:11,240 Something's missing. 1006 00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:13,240 It won't have your umbrellas. 1007 00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:20,240 After the, the, the short, sharp sun, the burst of sun that we had last week now that was nice, but short lived. 1008 00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:26,240 And we're gonna have rain all week now. Promise rain. Storms. Storm Hannah was wrecking the gaff the other night. 1009 00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:34,240 She was feisty. 1010 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:46,280 Yeah, Storm Hannah was feisty. Five seconds to go. One second. We missed it. 1011 00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:56,660 Look at this boogaloo here trying to get through me. Fuck it. Sorry, Mr. Transit. 1012 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:00,860 I'll send the check in the post. 1013 00:55:00,860 --> 00:55:07,860 No. 1014 00:55:23,860 --> 00:55:25,860 You do? 1015 00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:27,860 I can't roll down without the ramp. 1016 00:55:27,860 --> 00:55:34,860 Yeah, I'll give you a let you out now. Fucking hell, man. One forty, yeah, one three, and then, yeah, three and then you're sixty. 1017 00:55:34,860 --> 00:55:36,860 How are your shorts? 1018 00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:38,860 Thank you very much. 1019 00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:43,860 How many? Three regular trips. One, two, three. Six sixty. Don't take them all at once. 1020 00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:50,860 You might not come down. One, six sixty and I'll give you a three forty back. 1021 00:55:52,860 --> 00:55:53,860 Yeah. 1022 00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:57,860 Okay, right, you need to be let off, right? 1023 00:55:58,860 --> 00:55:59,860 Leave the cockpit. 1024 00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:04,860 Oh yeah. 1025 00:56:04,860 --> 00:56:04,860 Now. 1026 00:56:04,860 --> 00:56:09,860 You roll away there. 1027 00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:14,860 You have just become my favourite bus driver. 1028 00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:17,860 No problem, I'm driving this road Monday to Friday. 1029 00:56:20,860 --> 00:56:21,860 Did she fucking pee? 1030 00:56:23,860 --> 00:56:24,860 Did she pee? 1031 00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:25,860 Did she... 1032 00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:37,860 Where did she go, man? 1033 00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:39,860 Fuck. 1034 00:56:39,860 --> 00:56:40,860 Alright. 1035 00:56:40,860 --> 00:56:41,860 We'll get back to the bus. 1036 00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:42,860 Sorry about this, lads. 1037 00:56:43,860 --> 00:56:44,860 March. 1038 00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:45,860 Or Dylan. 1039 00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:46,860 Thank you very much, Dylan. 1040 00:56:46,860 --> 00:56:47,860 Sorry about that, everyone. 1041 00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:48,860 Staying clear. 1042 00:56:48,860 --> 00:56:49,860 The doors are closed. 1043 00:56:49,860 --> 00:56:50,860 I thought she hadn't paid. 1044 00:56:50,860 --> 00:56:51,860 Maybe she had used her bus characters. 1045 00:56:51,860 --> 00:56:52,860 Staying clear. 1046 00:56:52,860 --> 00:56:53,860 The doors are closed. 1047 00:56:53,860 --> 00:56:54,860 Dylan, thank you very much, Dylan. 1048 00:56:54,860 --> 00:56:56,860 Saying I'm doing mighty work with the ramp. 1049 00:56:56,860 --> 00:56:58,860 Well, I'm not going to be able to get back to the bus. 1050 00:56:58,860 --> 00:56:59,860 I'm not going to be able to get back to the bus. 1051 00:56:59,860 --> 00:57:00,860 I'm not going to be able to get back to the bus. 1052 00:57:00,860 --> 00:57:01,860 I'm not going to be able to get back to the bus. 1053 00:57:01,860 --> 00:57:02,860 Sorry about this, lads. 1054 00:57:02,860 --> 00:57:03,860 March. 1055 00:57:03,860 --> 00:57:04,860 Or Dylan, thank you very much, Dylan. 1056 00:57:04,860 --> 00:57:05,860 Sorry about that, everyone. 1057 00:57:05,860 --> 00:57:06,860 Staying clear. 1058 00:57:06,860 --> 00:57:07,860 The doors are closed. 1059 00:57:07,860 --> 00:57:08,860 I thought she hadn't paid. 1060 00:57:08,860 --> 00:57:09,860 Dylan, thank you very much, Dylan. 1061 00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:12,860 Saying I'm doing mighty work with the ramp. 1062 00:57:12,860 --> 00:57:15,860 Well, first bit of ramp work I've had in a few days now. 1063 00:57:15,860 --> 00:57:19,860 First bit of ramp work I've had since I started the job, Dylan. 1064 00:57:19,860 --> 00:57:25,860 Telling you, I had to ramp up the fucking intuition because I didn't know how to use it. 1065 00:57:29,860 --> 00:57:31,860 Thank you very much. 1066 00:57:31,860 --> 00:57:37,860 Now, we are flying it. 1067 00:57:37,860 --> 00:57:44,860 Look at that. 1068 00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:45,860 Smooth. 1069 00:57:45,860 --> 00:57:46,860 Liquid smooth. 1070 00:57:46,860 --> 00:57:50,860 Liquid smooth entry. 1071 00:57:50,860 --> 00:57:57,860 Sean, how are ya? 1072 00:57:57,860 --> 00:57:59,860 I need a few tickets, please. 1073 00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:00,860 Thank you very much, Sean. 1074 00:58:00,860 --> 00:58:02,860 How are you getting at, Mrs.? 1075 00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:03,860 You want a few tickets? 1076 00:58:03,860 --> 00:58:04,860 Two regular weeks. 1077 00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:05,860 At least? 1078 00:58:05,860 --> 00:58:06,860 That's fucking six. 1079 00:58:06,860 --> 00:58:08,860 Six if you have that money now. 1080 00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:09,860 Seventy. 1081 00:58:09,860 --> 00:58:10,860 It's not long gone after it's made. 1082 00:58:10,860 --> 00:58:11,860 Thank you, sir. 1083 00:58:11,860 --> 00:58:12,860 See you later. 1084 00:58:12,860 --> 00:58:13,860 I think I'll need several tickets. 1085 00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:14,860 Yeah, several and two shooting, two. 1086 00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:15,860 One shot, two shot, one shot. 1087 00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:16,860 Two eight. 1088 00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:17,860 Yeah, I'll give you that. 1089 00:58:17,860 --> 00:58:18,860 I'll give you the, what's that three, is it? 1090 00:58:18,860 --> 00:58:19,860 I should have given you. 1091 00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:20,860 Wrong money. 1092 00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:21,860 Sorry. 1093 00:58:21,860 --> 00:58:22,860 No. 1094 00:58:22,860 --> 00:58:35,860 I'm flushed today now with the ramp. 1095 00:58:35,860 --> 00:58:37,860 The ramp has me fucking flushed. 1096 00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:38,860 No. 1097 00:58:38,860 --> 00:58:38,860 Let's go. 1098 00:58:38,860 --> 00:58:39,860 Let's go. 1099 00:58:39,860 --> 00:58:40,860 Let's go. 1100 00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:41,860 Let's go. 1101 00:58:41,860 --> 00:58:42,860 How are you getting at? 1102 00:58:42,860 --> 00:58:43,860 Mind your ways, man. 1103 00:58:43,860 --> 00:58:46,860 This guy's trying to go out for a fucking hell, man. 1104 00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:47,860 Oh no, where am I going? 1105 00:58:47,860 --> 00:58:48,860 I hope I'm going the right way. 1106 00:58:48,860 --> 00:58:49,860 Where am I going? 1107 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:50,860 Fuck. 1108 00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:51,860 Where am I going? 1109 00:58:51,860 --> 00:58:52,860 Fuck. 1110 00:58:52,860 --> 00:58:57,860 Oh no, where am I going? I hope I'm going the right way. 1111 00:59:12,860 --> 00:59:15,860 Where am I going? Fuck. 1112 00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:44,860 Fuck. Sean, how are you? Thank you very much, Sean. Now I know the bus stop is down here. Hopefully it's on the right. I'm speeding it. 57. This is a 60 zone. Speed and complaint. 1113 00:59:45,860 --> 00:59:47,860 Must be a 50 zone. 1114 01:00:05,860 --> 01:00:10,860 No. Get on or get off. Whatever way you want to skin that. 1115 01:00:10,860 --> 01:00:19,860 I don't want to buy a ticket. You do? Green shirt. 1116 01:00:23,860 --> 01:00:40,860 DVL, how are you? 140. I'll give you a 360 back. Thank you very much, DVL. How are your address? One regular trip. One regular trip. 220. 1117 01:00:40,860 --> 01:00:49,860 We were drinking coffee and everything was good. And then suddenly my date starts talking about my aura and the energy of the world and how it flows around me. 1118 01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:52,860 No. Thank you, dear. No problem. 1119 01:00:53,860 --> 01:00:56,860 Of course it was. Staying clear. The doors are closed. 1120 01:00:57,860 --> 01:01:01,860 What the hell is wrong with people these days? Staying clear. The doors are closed. 1121 01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:05,860 Fucking hell. Look at this. 1122 01:01:06,860 --> 01:01:11,860 Get to the next bus stop in eight minutes. I'm doing alright. 1123 01:01:11,860 --> 01:01:20,860 DVL and Sean and Dylan and Marge and Bruno. Thank you very much. And everybody out there in the mainframe who's watching. 1124 01:01:21,860 --> 01:01:33,860 Ninja Gamer. Max Darwin. Tam Walsh. Display name. Licks. Hope you're doing okay. Enjoying the drive. 1125 01:01:34,860 --> 01:01:42,860 Next stop. Navadour Drive. This is the last stop. Make sure to take all of your belongings with you before stepping off the bus. 1126 01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:45,860 Broke a red light there. But fuck it. 1127 01:01:46,860 --> 01:02:03,860 Schlug Aaron. Try my best. Under intense pressure. From passengers. Traffic. The world in general. Intense mental stress. 1128 01:02:08,860 --> 01:02:10,860 How you getting there? 1129 01:02:11,860 --> 01:02:13,860 Fucking mental stress. 1130 01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:14,860 Now. 1131 01:02:16,860 --> 01:02:17,860 Let's go. 1132 01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:19,860 Let's go, dish go. 1133 01:02:23,860 --> 01:02:24,860 Fucking hell. 1134 01:02:28,860 --> 01:02:30,860 Jee Magoo. How are you? 1135 01:02:31,860 --> 01:02:35,860 Wish me luck for me exams shirtin' tomorrow says Jee Magoo. Well look. 1136 01:02:36,860 --> 01:02:50,860 And remember, you should have studied. Remember this tomorrow if you're stuck in the exam and you draw blank. Remember this phase. 1137 01:02:54,860 --> 01:03:08,860 Are you doing a bit of examining? That should help you. And there's still a little bit more time for a bit of cramming. You can still cram a bit of knowledge into that noggin of yours. 1138 01:03:14,860 --> 01:03:31,860 I tell you something as well. It's not really the dumb thing but you can cheat. You can bring a phone into the exam. Or you can write on your arm. Or on your legs and go to the Jets. All the answers are on your legs then. 1139 01:03:36,860 --> 01:03:42,860 If you write all the answers on your legs, all you have to do is pull your pants down and you're away with it. 1140 01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:45,860 How you getting that? 1141 01:03:47,860 --> 01:03:51,860 Now, rise at the church. 1142 01:03:55,860 --> 01:03:56,860 Rise at the church. 1143 01:04:03,860 --> 01:04:05,860 And then rise here. 1144 01:04:05,860 --> 01:04:32,860 We are flying it. We might as well have been born with wings. Cause we're flying it. Can't you see how fast I soar and how loud I sing? I'm the best bus slug. In the whole of the West. 1145 01:04:32,860 --> 01:04:35,860 Did you wash me West. 1146 01:04:35,860 --> 01:04:37,860 Did you wash me West? 1147 01:04:37,860 --> 01:04:38,860 The one I have stinks. 1148 01:04:41,860 --> 01:04:44,860 Body odor from all the drinks. 1149 01:04:44,860 --> 01:04:56,860 Body odor from all the drinks. 1150 01:04:56,860 --> 01:04:58,860 Now, once this route is driven we've only one more route to drive. 1151 01:04:59,860 --> 01:05:02,860 And we're gonna be promoted to level eight. 1152 01:05:02,860 --> 01:05:21,860 We're gonna grow. We're gonna be allowed once. The incentive is now that I do these tasks. I go and drive all the routes and all the bus stops. And then after a while they let me into the municipal district. Cause at the moment I can only go from suburban to town. 1153 01:05:22,860 --> 01:05:23,860 No municipal. 1154 01:05:23,860 --> 01:05:24,860 No municipal. 1155 01:05:24,860 --> 01:05:31,860 And I tell you once you've got the municipal money in your back pocket. You're, you're, that's it. No one can fuck with you then. 1156 01:05:32,860 --> 01:05:36,860 You're flying it. You'll be able to buy the swing set for the garden. 1157 01:05:37,860 --> 01:05:50,860 Uh, Declan's son, my grandson. He'll be able to have a feckin' uh, three house, you know. All that stuff. Municipal money. John Delaney money. 1158 01:05:54,860 --> 01:06:03,800 *Evil Pings* 1159 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:05,320 Now, we're done! 1160 01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,240 *Evil Pings* 1161 01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,300 Five stars, no one killed! 1162 01:06:09,300 --> 01:06:11,960 Good stuff, great stuff. 1163 01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:17,960 *Evil Pings* 1164 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:22,060 I'm the best, in the West. 1165 01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:37,060 *Evil Pings* 1166 01:06:37,060 --> 01:06:38,060 Level 9! 1167 01:06:38,060 --> 01:06:42,560 *Evil Pings* 1168 01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:46,060 Right, so now we just have to drive... 1169 01:06:46,060 --> 01:06:48,060 Let me put... Let me put... 1170 01:06:48,060 --> 01:06:51,060 Add a new drive, a banana, put her on that as well. 1171 01:06:51,060 --> 01:06:54,060 Now, I'll put banana back on that. 1172 01:06:54,060 --> 01:07:07,060 *Evil Pings* 1173 01:07:07,060 --> 01:07:09,060 Alright, now this is the one I have to drive. 1174 01:07:09,060 --> 01:07:10,060 Okay, yeah. 1175 01:07:10,060 --> 01:07:12,060 We'll drive this now. 1176 01:07:12,060 --> 01:07:15,060 This is church. 1177 01:07:15,060 --> 01:07:19,060 Nine stops, this is a long list. 1178 01:07:19,060 --> 01:07:21,060 Booker Prize long list. 1179 01:07:21,060 --> 01:07:27,060 It's a nice loop though, it's a nice little loop. 1180 01:07:27,060 --> 01:07:31,060 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. 1181 01:07:31,060 --> 01:07:34,060 *Evil Pings* 1182 01:07:34,060 --> 01:07:35,060 *Evil Pings* 1183 01:07:35,060 --> 01:07:36,060 *Evil Pings* 1184 01:07:36,060 --> 01:07:37,060 *Evil Pings* 1185 01:07:37,060 --> 01:07:38,060 *Evil Pings* 1186 01:07:38,060 --> 01:07:39,060 *Evil Pings* 1187 01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:40,060 *Evil Pings* 1188 01:07:40,060 --> 01:07:41,060 *Evil Pings* 1189 01:07:41,060 --> 01:07:42,060 *Evil Pings* 1190 01:07:42,060 --> 01:07:43,060 *Evil Pings* 1191 01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:45,580 I was blocking you there, Sam Stevens. 1192 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:48,060 Yeah, that's great. 1193 01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:50,240 Now, you said you found your son. 1194 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:52,300 Thanks for directing me to the detective. 1195 01:07:52,620 --> 01:07:53,640 I heard the cop was caught. 1196 01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:54,340 It was Jack the Clipper. 1197 01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:56,660 That's great. 1198 01:07:56,780 --> 01:07:57,800 That's great news, Sam. 1199 01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:02,720 Back to the staff room now while I'm eating this banana. 1200 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:12,500 I think the weather is going to be shite this week now because of the 5G data trails. 1201 01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:17,340 They've already erected all the masts. 1202 01:08:18,900 --> 01:08:20,460 And they haven't told us. 1203 01:08:22,460 --> 01:08:26,440 They're going to warp our minds with the 5G data masts. 1204 01:08:29,740 --> 01:08:30,460 Masturbation. 1205 01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:42,480 What they're after is high speed, terminal velocity, intergalactic super-second. 1206 01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:43,260 Sexual highway. 1207 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,940 5G masturbation everywhere. 1208 01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:50,660 Everybody connected to the latest mainframe. 1209 01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:51,700 Galaxy. 1210 01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:53,240 Disgustion. 1211 01:08:54,900 --> 01:08:55,480 Deviants. 1212 01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:00,720 Shtevians. 1213 01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:07,960 When's it going to end, you know? 1214 01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:11,360 My grandson now. 1215 01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:14,500 It's like he has a computer chip built into his arm. 1216 01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,360 He's always on the tablet and the phone. 1217 01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:18,380 Watching these silly... 1218 01:09:18,380 --> 01:09:20,420 Watching people open eggs. 1219 01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:21,140 On YouTube. 1220 01:09:22,420 --> 01:09:23,240 Fucking eggs. 1221 01:09:23,740 --> 01:09:24,720 What's inside the egg? 1222 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:29,480 What's inside like, you know? 1223 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:29,480 Anyway. 1224 01:09:31,480 --> 01:09:33,020 Let's drive. 1225 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:34,460 It's time to go to work, people. 1226 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:37,820 How you getting at it? 1227 01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:42,780 Some of the shtops on your route are currently inaccessible. 1228 01:09:42,900 --> 01:09:43,540 City events. 1229 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:44,580 Ah, for fuck's sake. 1230 01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:59,960 Deadsy. 1231 01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:00,900 How are you, Deadsy? 1232 01:10:01,260 --> 01:10:04,080 You don't have a bit of donating, Deadsy. 1233 01:10:04,140 --> 01:10:04,920 Thank you very much. 1234 01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:06,560 Very kind of you. 1235 01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:08,680 Hope you're having a nice Sunday afternoon evening. 1236 01:10:12,900 --> 01:10:13,860 Thank you very much. 1237 01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:16,560 Springs here, yeah. 1238 01:10:16,820 --> 01:10:17,800 Take us anywhere, hey. 1239 01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:19,960 Well, I'll take you to... 1240 01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:21,660 I'm going to take you on route number three. 1241 01:10:22,420 --> 01:10:23,020 Pickled onions. 1242 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,480 Hard to bait the banana, you say, yeah? 1243 01:10:27,700 --> 01:10:28,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1244 01:10:29,900 --> 01:10:31,380 You cannot bait the banana. 1245 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:35,400 How you getting at it? 1246 01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:40,880 Fuck, I nearly killed the bus passengers, huh? 1247 01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:42,600 They're not my passengers. 1248 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,220 Technically, at the moment. 1249 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:47,100 They're just bystanders. 1250 01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:50,400 Senior single. 1251 01:10:51,340 --> 01:10:53,780 Well, if you're single, I'll be senior. 1252 01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:56,940 Only missing. 1253 01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:58,180 I'd be fired. 1254 01:10:58,620 --> 01:11:00,160 Now, 360 back. 1255 01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:03,260 Well done. 1256 01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:05,080 Now. 1257 01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:19,700 This is like a... 1258 01:11:19,700 --> 01:11:23,360 It's like a Swiss town or something. 1259 01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:25,700 Or a fucking Dutch town, you know? 1260 01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:27,760 Toy town. 1261 01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:31,740 Tidy place. 1262 01:11:31,740 --> 01:11:32,640 Well developed. 1263 01:11:33,440 --> 01:11:34,300 Old money. 1264 01:11:35,260 --> 01:11:36,340 Great infrastructure. 1265 01:11:37,340 --> 01:11:37,660 And... 1266 01:11:37,660 --> 01:11:40,940 Great people as well. 1267 01:11:40,980 --> 01:11:41,420 Nice people. 1268 01:11:44,660 --> 01:11:45,720 But are they happy? 1269 01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:50,480 They don't... 1270 01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:51,480 They don't drink much. 1271 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:52,280 Although... 1272 01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:53,660 There's that one guy around the town. 1273 01:11:53,740 --> 01:11:54,600 He's always fixed. 1274 01:11:55,260 --> 01:11:56,720 Every time you see him, you know? 1275 01:11:58,460 --> 01:12:00,560 Did I make the wrong turn down there today? 1276 01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:02,480 I did, yeah. 1277 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:03,960 Wrong thinking turn. 1278 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:10,680 I'm going to go down here now. 1279 01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:16,440 Porsche. 1280 01:12:18,020 --> 01:12:18,980 911 job. 1281 01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:23,180 George Bush. 1282 01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:23,900 911. 1283 01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:32,240 Now, this is it. 1284 01:12:34,380 --> 01:12:35,240 We are flying. 1285 01:12:39,460 --> 01:12:40,440 Hung like thrower. 1286 01:12:43,820 --> 01:12:44,720 Thank you very much. 1287 01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:45,400 Hung like thrower. 1288 01:12:48,900 --> 01:12:50,000 The old fish dick. 1289 01:12:50,940 --> 01:12:51,240 Now. 1290 01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:53,580 What's this? 1291 01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:54,920 Bit of trouble in paradise. 1292 01:12:59,940 --> 01:13:01,980 Yet again, I've got the wrong stuff. 1293 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,540 I've taken the wrong route. 1294 01:13:05,780 --> 01:13:06,660 I'm going to have to do a... 1295 01:13:06,660 --> 01:13:07,920 A Yui Brennan. 1296 01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:12,920 Now. 1297 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:16,580 Check that out. 1298 01:13:16,580 --> 01:13:18,260 Break street east. 1299 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,120 Break street east. 1300 01:13:24,300 --> 01:13:24,980 Stand clear. 1301 01:13:25,340 --> 01:13:26,040 The doors are opening. 1302 01:13:28,260 --> 01:13:29,000 Stand clear. 1303 01:13:29,460 --> 01:13:30,240 The doors are opening. 1304 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,000 Everyone's on. 1305 01:13:35,140 --> 01:13:35,840 Everyone's on board. 1306 01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:36,160 Right. 1307 01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:37,700 Stand clear. 1308 01:13:38,100 --> 01:13:38,860 The doors are closed. 1309 01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:41,960 Stand clear. 1310 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:43,660 William Cecil. 1311 01:13:43,660 --> 01:13:43,660 William Cecil. 1312 01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,000 Billy Cecil. 1313 01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:45,540 How are ya? 1314 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:48,760 Cecil the lion. 1315 01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:50,800 Next stop. 1316 01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,440 What's your thoughts on Schengen. 1317 01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:53,480 What's your thoughts on Schengen? 1318 01:13:54,220 --> 01:13:56,440 Well, I was speaking to Schengen last night. 1319 01:13:57,060 --> 01:13:57,980 Down Madigan's. 1320 01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,840 And he was saying that he's ready to burst. 1321 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,960 There's a lot of pressure on him to perform. 1322 01:14:08,900 --> 01:14:10,360 And with everyone watching him. 1323 01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,360 And everyone battering down the door. 1324 01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:14,520 He cannot perform. 1325 01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:14,520 He cannot perform. 1326 01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:16,240 And also. 1327 01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:18,700 He doesn't really understand. 1328 01:14:19,860 --> 01:14:23,820 The inner workings of each country's individual political policies. 1329 01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:24,200 So. 1330 01:14:24,820 --> 01:14:27,980 He's left there standing with a Schengen in his hands going what's going on. 1331 01:14:28,060 --> 01:14:28,240 You know. 1332 01:14:28,660 --> 01:14:29,440 Poor guy. 1333 01:14:30,020 --> 01:14:30,420 He's. 1334 01:14:30,420 --> 01:14:30,460 He's. 1335 01:14:30,460 --> 01:14:31,640 How you getting at him? 1336 01:14:32,180 --> 01:14:32,940 He's racked. 1337 01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:34,260 His head is rattled. 1338 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:37,360 Simon Rattle. 1339 01:14:37,820 --> 01:14:38,900 This is a great tune though. 1340 01:14:39,020 --> 01:14:39,500 The fisherman. 1341 01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:39,720 The fisherman. 1342 01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:45,320 Driving the bus. 1343 01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:49,460 With the smiley puss. 1344 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:53,060 Puss meaning face. 1345 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:55,100 Not. 1346 01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:56,600 Another name. 1347 01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:58,020 For a body parts. 1348 01:14:58,100 --> 01:14:59,100 In a different place. 1349 01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:02,400 Driving the automobile. 1350 01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:04,580 Watch out. 1351 01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:07,260 Fella's trying to cross the road nearly gets ran over. 1352 01:15:07,980 --> 01:15:09,440 We would have heard him squeal. 1353 01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:11,440 Job would have been over. 1354 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,040 And I would have been fired. 1355 01:15:16,540 --> 01:15:17,420 Not really. 1356 01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:20,320 I've killed five or six people since starting the job. 1357 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:22,360 And I'm still driving. 1358 01:15:24,260 --> 01:15:28,080 Because they don't have anyone else to drive the bus. 1359 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:31,800 I've killed five people. 1360 01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:35,580 Still going strong. 1361 01:15:37,940 --> 01:15:39,980 Take the park and break off. 1362 01:15:41,980 --> 01:15:43,340 Can't do no wrong. 1363 01:15:45,740 --> 01:15:47,300 Put the ramp down. 1364 01:15:49,100 --> 01:15:50,820 When you see a wheelchair. 1365 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:54,980 Indicator on. 1366 01:15:57,500 --> 01:15:58,840 That woman has. 1367 01:15:59,740 --> 01:16:00,760 Some nice hair. 1368 01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:05,120 I wonder if she'll look at me. 1369 01:16:05,540 --> 01:16:06,600 With those. 1370 01:16:07,340 --> 01:16:08,900 Fishy fishy eyes. 1371 01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:11,680 What a great song. 1372 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:13,740 That's the fisherman from down in. 1373 01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:16,880 That song was called. 1374 01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:17,120 That song was called. 1375 01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:17,980 Fishy eyes. 1376 01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:19,300 About a bus driver. 1377 01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:20,140 Now. 1378 01:16:20,380 --> 01:16:20,760 One. 1379 01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:21,400 Two. 1380 01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:21,920 Fifty. 1381 01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:22,240 Sixty. 1382 01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:22,600 Seventy. 1383 01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:22,800 Eight. 1384 01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:24,760 See you later fish. 1385 01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:26,680 How are you beard? 1386 01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:28,620 No problem. 1387 01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:30,320 You old whore. 1388 01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:31,460 Now. 1389 01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:32,700 Run regular one week. 1390 01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:33,040 Wait. 1391 01:16:33,140 --> 01:16:33,660 No. 1392 01:16:33,860 --> 01:16:34,460 One regular one. 1393 01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:35,540 Two twenty. 1394 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:36,960 Sorry. 1395 01:16:37,780 --> 01:16:38,500 One regular week. 1396 01:16:38,620 --> 01:16:38,800 Right. 1397 01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:39,020 Yeah. 1398 01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:40,380 No. 1399 01:16:40,460 --> 01:16:41,220 Thirty three now. 1400 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,380 And I'll give you a three back. 1401 01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:44,940 I'll give you a two back. 1402 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:45,640 Yeah. 1403 01:16:46,100 --> 01:16:46,600 Shoe back. 1404 01:16:47,540 --> 01:16:48,080 Special luck. 1405 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:49,840 Now. 1406 01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:51,120 Doors are closing. 1407 01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:52,580 The doors are closing. 1408 01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:55,700 Steigen clear. 1409 01:16:56,060 --> 01:16:56,880 The doors are closing. 1410 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,200 I don't know if you don't need. 1411 01:16:58,460 --> 01:16:58,820 Dilith. 1412 01:16:58,880 --> 01:16:59,300 How are you? 1413 01:17:00,260 --> 01:17:01,320 I don't know if you don't need. 1414 01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:02,080 Thanks Dilith. 1415 01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:05,380 You don't know if you don't need. 1416 01:17:05,380 --> 01:17:05,800 Dilith. 1417 01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:08,100 Is it Dilith or Dilith? 1418 01:17:08,100 --> 01:17:09,460 Stop, Fisherman's. 1419 01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:12,700 How are you getting that? 1420 01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:15,400 *Cough* 1421 01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:24,380 *Cough* 1422 01:17:26,980 --> 01:17:29,760 Did you ever guess a fly in your eye? 1423 01:17:31,220 --> 01:17:35,180 If it did, did it make you cry? 1424 01:17:35,180 --> 01:17:37,180 *Cough* 1425 01:17:37,180 --> 01:17:39,180 *Cough* 1426 01:17:39,180 --> 01:17:41,180 *Cough* 1427 01:17:41,180 --> 01:18:02,180 Picking up passengers is my job. Put the bus kneel down. Doors opening. Stank clear. Drive these people around the town. Every day. Are you gay? 1428 01:18:02,180 --> 01:18:25,180 One shoot and one trip. One, one farted. One, two, three, sixty. Nope. That's right. How ya? How ya? We're done. We're done. I'm gonna scooch in now between these guys. 1429 01:18:25,180 --> 01:18:40,180 Next stop, concert hall. Concertina. Vinnie Brown. Up the town. How ya Vinnie be? Spoutin' Brown at ya. 1430 01:18:40,180 --> 01:19:01,180 You doin' a bit of journalism. You doin' a bit of journalism. Yeah. Smashing the system. Is that it? Yeah. More power to ya. 1431 01:19:01,180 --> 01:19:08,180 How ya? How ya? How ya getting at it? 1432 01:19:08,180 --> 01:19:14,180 Concert hall. Lower Moat Street. How ya? 1433 01:19:14,180 --> 01:19:21,180 Regular single trip. One, regular, single. Are you single? Or are you regular? What is it? 1434 01:19:21,180 --> 01:19:28,180 Five, two, three, one, two. And then you got the 80 there, missus. Bish luck. No problem. 1435 01:19:28,180 --> 01:19:35,180 Staying clear. The doors are closed. We're flying us. Staying clear. The doors are closed. Fuck. 1436 01:19:35,180 --> 01:19:36,180 Fuck. 1437 01:19:40,180 --> 01:19:45,180 Next stop, Village Street West. 1438 01:19:49,180 --> 01:19:52,180 River in the middle of the city. 1439 01:19:56,180 --> 01:19:58,180 Looks a bit like Rome. 1440 01:19:58,180 --> 01:19:59,180 Looks a bit like Rome. 1441 01:20:01,180 --> 01:20:04,180 Or the other one with all the artwork. 1442 01:20:06,180 --> 01:20:07,180 Fiorentina. 1443 01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:12,180 Gabriel Batistuta. 1444 01:20:15,180 --> 01:20:17,180 Argentine Striker. 1445 01:20:21,180 --> 01:20:23,180 Smashing the goals in the... 1446 01:20:24,180 --> 01:20:25,180 ...Syria-ah. 1447 01:20:36,180 --> 01:20:37,180 Whatever happened... 1448 01:20:38,180 --> 01:20:39,180 ...to Gabriel Batistuta? 1449 01:20:42,180 --> 01:20:44,180 The Angel Gabriel of the football world. 1450 01:20:44,180 --> 01:20:45,180 Do you like this shirt? 1451 01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:46,180 Yeah. It looks great. Where did you get it? 1452 01:20:46,180 --> 01:20:47,180 Did he disappear? 1453 01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:48,180 It's a really nice shock at the residential. 1454 01:20:48,180 --> 01:20:49,180 Off the face of the earth, he had hair like a girl. 1455 01:20:49,180 --> 01:20:50,180 I want to tell you. 1456 01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:51,180 I want to tell you. 1457 01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:52,180 He had to wear... 1458 01:20:52,180 --> 01:20:53,180 ...a headband. 1459 01:20:53,180 --> 01:20:54,180 What's the story about this guy now? 1460 01:20:54,180 --> 01:20:54,180 I'm gonna move this. 1461 01:20:54,180 --> 01:20:54,180 Can we horn this guy? 1462 01:20:54,180 --> 01:20:55,180 I horned him and he moved. 1463 01:20:55,180 --> 01:20:56,180 Ow. 1464 01:20:56,180 --> 01:20:59,340 I had to wear a headband. 1465 01:21:08,620 --> 01:21:10,660 What's the story with this guy now? 1466 01:21:10,660 --> 01:21:11,620 I'm gonna move this. 1467 01:21:13,580 --> 01:21:14,860 We're holding this guy. 1468 01:21:16,260 --> 01:21:17,740 I hardened him and he moved. 1469 01:21:18,860 --> 01:21:19,700 Now. 1470 01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:26,300 Now. 1471 01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:29,580 Schlugeren is cooking with gas. 1472 01:21:30,660 --> 01:21:31,940 Not electricity. 1473 01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:33,880 Not fossil fuels. 1474 01:21:34,880 --> 01:21:38,240 But pure gas from the earth. 1475 01:21:38,420 --> 01:21:40,040 Is that fossil fuel? Is it gas? 1476 01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:46,580 Is gas a fossil fuel? 1477 01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:49,520 Bucket. 1478 01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,420 No. Break on. Break off. 1479 01:21:52,780 --> 01:21:53,560 Kneel. Pre. 1480 01:21:54,340 --> 01:21:56,160 Stand here. The doors are open. 1481 01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:00,380 Stand here. The doors are open. 1482 01:22:03,820 --> 01:22:05,500 One ticket. Regular, please. 1483 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:08,600 Okay. Okay. Okay. 1484 01:22:08,980 --> 01:22:10,160 Mamadouk says yes. 1485 01:22:10,540 --> 01:22:12,580 The gas is a fossil fuel. 1486 01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:13,080 Okay. 1487 01:22:13,860 --> 01:22:15,260 Now. One regular, one trip. 1488 01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:17,500 220, sir. 1489 01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:20,280 Give you 280 back. 1490 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:22,640 Good luck. 1491 01:22:22,860 --> 01:22:23,440 Have a great day. 1492 01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:24,740 You sobered up. 1493 01:22:25,220 --> 01:22:26,020 Excuse me. 1494 01:22:26,220 --> 01:22:26,740 Fucked again. 1495 01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:28,360 I need a ticket. 1496 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:28,940 Fuck off. 1497 01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:30,300 Go on. 1498 01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:32,160 Boom. 1499 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:32,700 Come. 1500 01:22:33,700 --> 01:22:34,260 Okay. 1501 01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:34,260 Okay. 1502 01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:34,260 Okay. 1503 01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:35,500 Stand clear. 1504 01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:36,320 Should I break something with you? 1505 01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:36,580 The doors are closed. 1506 01:22:36,580 --> 01:22:37,080 Something to drink with you. 1507 01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:39,500 Guy needs to go and dry out before he gets on this bus. 1508 01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:39,840 Stand clear. 1509 01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:41,020 The doors are closed. 1510 01:22:41,020 --> 01:22:41,320 Okay. 1511 01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:41,880 Stand clear. 1512 01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,020 The doors are closed. 1513 01:22:43,020 --> 01:22:48,780 He's not getting on my bus like that. 1514 01:22:49,140 --> 01:22:49,980 Stink the place out. 1515 01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:54,200 And he's a threat and he's a danger to other customers and passengers like you know. 1516 01:22:54,200 --> 01:23:02,860 Maybe we'll cook corners here. 1517 01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:04,420 See how we get on. 1518 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:08,620 Fashed. 1519 01:23:12,580 --> 01:23:13,100 Fuck. 1520 01:23:13,660 --> 01:23:14,020 Sorry. 1521 01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:27,360 80 euro down the hatch there for the red light bonus. 1522 01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:32,440 Bell. 1523 01:23:35,940 --> 01:23:37,340 Get on or get off. 1524 01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:39,080 I have no time for hullaballoon. 1525 01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:42,080 Whatever it is you're doing. 1526 01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:43,140 I need a ticket. 1527 01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:43,960 No problem. 1528 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:46,220 Nice weather for the shorts. 1529 01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:48,360 Nice weather for the shorts. 1530 01:23:49,420 --> 01:23:50,360 One regular, one trip. 1531 01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:52,080 220. 1532 01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:53,560 Alright. 1533 01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:54,860 One shooting, one trip. 1534 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:56,300 140. 1535 01:23:57,420 --> 01:23:57,680 Right. 1536 01:23:57,820 --> 01:23:59,420 2, 4, 6. 1537 01:24:01,300 --> 01:24:01,740 7. 1538 01:24:01,740 --> 01:24:02,380 860. 1539 01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:04,480 And. 1540 01:24:05,340 --> 01:24:05,840 860. 1541 01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:06,200 Sorry. 1542 01:24:10,380 --> 01:24:11,520 Oh it's a long day. 1543 01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:14,460 It's a long old day. 1544 01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:21,360 Shut up. 1545 01:24:24,940 --> 01:24:25,900 Clover drive. 1546 01:24:26,220 --> 01:24:26,820 Next step. 1547 01:24:26,820 --> 01:24:30,080 Just to let. 1548 01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:30,740 Remind you. 1549 01:24:30,740 --> 01:24:32,000 There's no smoking on the bus. 1550 01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:32,220 Please. 1551 01:24:32,300 --> 01:24:33,780 No smoking down the back of the bus. 1552 01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:35,880 You can open the windows if you like. 1553 01:24:35,960 --> 01:24:37,720 I'm still going to be able to smell it if you're doing it. 1554 01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:39,340 No drinking. 1555 01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:40,600 I'm dropping down the back. 1556 01:24:41,340 --> 01:24:42,140 Family's on the bus. 1557 01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:42,400 You see. 1558 01:24:42,740 --> 01:24:43,240 Thank you. 1559 01:24:49,420 --> 01:24:55,840 How are you all in the chat there. 1560 01:24:56,140 --> 01:24:56,800 Sarah Snake. 1561 01:24:56,900 --> 01:24:58,220 Max Darrow and display name. 1562 01:24:59,180 --> 01:24:59,680 Connerberry. 1563 01:25:01,060 --> 01:25:01,720 Is um. 1564 01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:03,920 Adam Brennan there is he. 1565 01:25:04,580 --> 01:25:06,520 Because he wants me to give a shout out to his channel. 1566 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:10,240 Close those doors now. 1567 01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:12,940 Oh oh. 1568 01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:19,700 We're still kneeling. 1569 01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:21,920 Next stop. 1570 01:25:22,220 --> 01:25:23,100 Gentian Street. 1571 01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:24,720 This is the last stop. 1572 01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:29,200 Make sure to take all of your belongings with you before stepping off the bus. 1573 01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,780 Can all passengers please shut. 1574 01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:37,160 Make sure they've got everything before they get off the bus. 1575 01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:40,500 They don't want to leave your phone behind or your wallet or anything like that. 1576 01:25:41,020 --> 01:25:41,480 Thank you. 1577 01:25:44,060 --> 01:25:45,020 Oh fuck. 1578 01:25:45,100 --> 01:25:45,480 Red light. 1579 01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:46,120 Sorry. 1580 01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:57,040 No. 1581 01:25:57,880 --> 01:25:58,620 Street on. 1582 01:26:01,300 --> 01:26:02,040 Street on. 1583 01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:02,840 Gold chain. 1584 01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:18,600 Well. 1585 01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:19,300 Tell him now. 1586 01:26:21,300 --> 01:26:21,660 Alright. 1587 01:26:21,900 --> 01:26:23,060 Go to his site. 1588 01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:24,200 He's got a Twitch channel. 1589 01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:26,080 Called Flanye West. 1590 01:26:28,540 --> 01:26:30,400 And I said that I'd give him a shout out. 1591 01:26:31,740 --> 01:26:39,300 So if you're all wondering where Aaron Brennan, King of the Stream 2019 is, go and have a look at his channel there. 1592 01:26:39,300 --> 01:26:41,340 He's doing some work out in the mainframe himself. 1593 01:26:42,980 --> 01:26:43,780 Aaron Brennan. 1594 01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:44,980 Switch. 1595 01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:45,600 Oh, yeah, man. 1596 01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:47,980 You can come and visit us. 1597 01:26:48,220 --> 01:26:48,480 Okay. 1598 01:26:49,020 --> 01:26:49,500 Love you. 1599 01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:50,160 Bye. 1600 01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:53,860 Come on out the way. 1601 01:26:55,440 --> 01:27:00,360 That'd be terrible now if we ran someone over and killed them on the last leg of the journey. 1602 01:27:00,360 --> 01:27:02,360 No. 1603 01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:20,140 *Speaking Loud ́²­nars* 1604 01:27:20,140 --> 01:27:23,100 *Chuckles* No! 1605 01:27:23,100 --> 01:27:28,520 *Speaking Loud* 1606 01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:30,520 Done! 1607 01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:31,440 Dunskies. 1608 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:34,120 Eamon Dunski. 1609 01:27:38,140 --> 01:27:39,060 Five stars. 1610 01:27:39,540 --> 01:27:40,480 Driver level up. 1611 01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:44,980 Sarah Banana. 1612 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:51,740 Has moved up the salary pecking order to a grand a month. 1613 01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:53,020 Fucking hell. 1614 01:27:53,340 --> 01:27:54,240 I'm in the wrong job. 1615 01:27:57,100 --> 01:27:58,620 Can we hire more drivers? 1616 01:27:58,620 --> 01:28:00,620 Six stars. 1617 01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:14,220 We're in the red. We're three grand in the red. We have a new bus, a new paint bucket. We've reached level 10. 1618 01:28:19,020 --> 01:28:22,460 Level 10 guys. Level 10. 1619 01:28:22,460 --> 01:28:26,420 Is that the best you can come up with? You are a liar. 1620 01:28:26,420 --> 01:28:31,860 Now. What the fuck are we doing here now? 1621 01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:35,120 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1622 01:28:36,820 --> 01:28:37,420 Sarah Schlug. 1623 01:28:37,420 --> 01:28:38,700 Are you doing a bit of donating? Yeah. 1624 01:28:39,540 --> 01:28:41,060 Thank you very much Sarah Schlug. 1625 01:28:42,260 --> 01:28:44,060 Are you doing a bit of donating? Thank you very much. 1626 01:28:46,860 --> 01:28:50,220 Missed you. Are you back on tonight? I don't know. I'm on now. So. 1627 01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:52,160 Maybe. Maybe later on. 1628 01:28:52,660 --> 01:28:53,420 I'm not sure. 1629 01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:55,580 Um. 1630 01:28:59,820 --> 01:29:02,860 I don't know why I'm not being given access to the modern district. 1631 01:29:06,180 --> 01:29:07,160 If the residential. 1632 01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:07,200 If the residential. 1633 01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:29,600 What the fuck. 1634 01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:30,740 Looks like. 1635 01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:31,040 Looks like. 1636 01:29:32,980 --> 01:29:34,520 Can anybody tell me why? 1637 01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:37,440 I've not. 1638 01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:39,540 I've not completed these objectives here. 1639 01:29:39,620 --> 01:29:41,480 It says have at least three routes. 1640 01:29:42,100 --> 01:29:43,900 You and your drivers drove last week. 1641 01:29:45,360 --> 01:29:46,800 And I've driven all of them. 1642 01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:54,460 I'm after fucking driving that now. 1643 01:29:54,460 --> 01:29:54,460 I'm after fucking driving that now. 1644 01:29:54,460 --> 01:30:05,680 You need to drive three routes in one week. 1645 01:30:05,900 --> 01:30:08,560 The problem is every time I drive one route. 1646 01:30:08,780 --> 01:30:09,700 That's a week done. 1647 01:30:11,420 --> 01:30:12,660 Need more drivers. 1648 01:30:19,300 --> 01:30:19,740 Ah. 1649 01:30:19,740 --> 01:30:19,860 Ah. 1650 01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:24,780 We have a few drivers. 1651 01:30:25,100 --> 01:30:26,540 It's time to hire a fire. 1652 01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:27,940 Let's have a look at these guys. 1653 01:30:31,420 --> 01:30:32,660 Let's have a look at these guys. 1654 01:30:33,940 --> 01:30:34,680 First off though. 1655 01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:36,460 We might have a little look at the Ramesh-dine. 1656 01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:37,740 Ramesh-diner back. 1657 01:30:38,940 --> 01:30:39,900 I think we might have a little. 1658 01:30:39,980 --> 01:30:41,940 We'll do a bit of Ramesh-dining. 1659 01:30:42,620 --> 01:30:44,440 Hire a driver and see how we get that. 1660 01:30:45,580 --> 01:30:46,360 How you getting that? 1661 01:30:47,260 --> 01:30:47,980 Not too bad now. 1662 01:30:49,840 --> 01:30:51,200 So we've unleashed the names. 1663 01:30:52,540 --> 01:30:53,940 We've Christoph Schuber. 1664 01:30:55,860 --> 01:30:56,640 Cornelia Milton. 1665 01:31:01,140 --> 01:31:01,980 Sandra Doyle. 1666 01:31:07,320 --> 01:31:08,040 Alexander Moore. 1667 01:31:09,860 --> 01:31:10,420 Alexander Moore. 1668 01:31:12,460 --> 01:31:14,420 Look at the CV's though. 1669 01:31:16,980 --> 01:31:18,980 Christoph began as an apprentice baker. 1670 01:31:19,740 --> 01:31:21,580 And worked as a conductor for six years. 1671 01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:23,060 Loves to play simulation games. 1672 01:31:23,180 --> 01:31:23,620 Yeah, fair enough. 1673 01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:25,760 Cornelia dropped out of comedy school. 1674 01:31:26,860 --> 01:31:28,300 Loved to take the bus as a child. 1675 01:31:29,020 --> 01:31:29,760 Passionate physicist. 1676 01:31:30,140 --> 01:31:31,160 Loves neutrinos. 1677 01:31:31,900 --> 01:31:32,680 She's in the wrong. 1678 01:31:33,100 --> 01:31:34,080 She's driving a bus. 1679 01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:35,440 She loves neutrinos. 1680 01:31:35,960 --> 01:31:37,080 And she's driving a bus. 1681 01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:39,080 Go on. 1682 01:31:39,140 --> 01:31:39,920 You're overqualified. 1683 01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:42,560 Sandra Doyle was a police officer. 1684 01:31:43,280 --> 01:31:44,660 She changed side then. 1685 01:31:45,780 --> 01:31:46,420 What does that mean? 1686 01:31:47,680 --> 01:31:48,860 She's a criminal, is she? 1687 01:31:49,480 --> 01:31:51,540 Former high-tonnage trucker. 1688 01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:55,300 Thinks still alive studio is awesome. 1689 01:31:55,440 --> 01:31:56,720 Don't know what that means. 1690 01:31:57,160 --> 01:31:59,400 Alexander Moore began as an apprentice baker. 1691 01:31:59,940 --> 01:32:00,200 Hmm. 1692 01:32:00,800 --> 01:32:03,460 Did suspect that she's the same as Christoph Schuber. 1693 01:32:04,300 --> 01:32:08,680 The bacon industry's gone tits up now and they're all coming for a job looking for work from me. 1694 01:32:09,440 --> 01:32:10,160 Worked for NASA. 1695 01:32:10,740 --> 01:32:11,620 As a driver. 1696 01:32:11,860 --> 01:32:12,060 What? 1697 01:32:12,140 --> 01:32:12,600 Of a rocket? 1698 01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:14,860 Of the bus service. 1699 01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:17,100 Of the original bus service. 1700 01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:18,880 Out in Cape Canaveral. 1701 01:32:18,940 --> 01:32:19,700 Because it's so big. 1702 01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:21,400 Is that the crack Alexander? 1703 01:32:21,540 --> 01:32:21,920 I don't know. 1704 01:32:22,540 --> 01:32:24,200 Loves to play simulation games. 1705 01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:25,580 Good luck. 1706 01:32:28,060 --> 01:32:29,060 Jen's polis. 1707 01:32:29,440 --> 01:32:29,860 Let's have a look. 1708 01:32:29,980 --> 01:32:30,800 Jen's polis. 1709 01:32:31,100 --> 01:32:33,100 Start four different bachelor's degrees. 1710 01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:34,780 So we've got a quitter. 1711 01:32:36,340 --> 01:32:37,560 Hey, don't a bit of donating. 1712 01:32:39,740 --> 01:32:40,340 Sorry, snake. 1713 01:32:40,420 --> 01:32:40,720 Thank you. 1714 01:32:40,820 --> 01:32:41,140 Yeah. 1715 01:32:41,700 --> 01:32:42,640 That's mine. 1716 01:32:42,800 --> 01:32:44,160 Better be on later or else. 1717 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:45,860 Yeah. 1718 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:46,700 Thank you very much. 1719 01:32:47,700 --> 01:32:48,960 Started four different degrees. 1720 01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:50,720 Used to participate in drag races. 1721 01:32:51,380 --> 01:32:53,620 Israeli inter-progressive folk metal. 1722 01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:57,220 Monica Al Caseltza. 1723 01:32:57,880 --> 01:32:58,920 Started as an actor. 1724 01:32:59,380 --> 01:33:00,580 Couldn't handle the fame. 1725 01:33:01,340 --> 01:33:02,980 Worked as a conductor for six years. 1726 01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:04,720 Enjoy small talk. 1727 01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:06,560 That should be good on the bus, I suppose. 1728 01:33:08,340 --> 01:33:09,560 Adrian Jeezy. 1729 01:33:11,480 --> 01:33:13,520 Finished high school the second time. 1730 01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:15,780 No bus driving experience at all. 1731 01:33:16,300 --> 01:33:17,520 Enjoy small talk. 1732 01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:20,040 Tobias Caspers. 1733 01:33:21,100 --> 01:33:22,360 Skilled car mechanic. 1734 01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:24,500 Love to take the bus as a child. 1735 01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:25,860 Likes happy people. 1736 01:33:26,520 --> 01:33:27,580 Others not so much. 1737 01:33:31,280 --> 01:33:32,960 I think we'll hire Caspers. 1738 01:33:38,580 --> 01:33:39,100 And. 1739 01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:41,700 Maybe we'll give. 1740 01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:46,480 Monica Al Caseltza. 1741 01:33:47,440 --> 01:33:49,840 'cause she enjoys small talk. 1742 01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:52,240 Now, this is brilliant stuff. 1743 01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:55,400 This is brilliant stuff altogether. 1744 01:33:55,400 --> 01:33:58,620 We can put these feckers on my route, 1745 01:33:58,620 --> 01:34:00,180 my specialized route. 1746 01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:04,900 Now, Gentian Street. 1747 01:34:06,520 --> 01:34:07,440 Cancel it. 1748 01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:09,400 Add driver. 1749 01:34:12,340 --> 01:34:13,180 Tobias. 1750 01:34:14,800 --> 01:34:15,700 Add driver. 1751 01:34:16,540 --> 01:34:17,380 Alka-Seltzer. 1752 01:34:19,980 --> 01:34:20,820 Right. 1753 01:34:25,900 --> 01:34:26,900 Is there a banana? 1754 01:34:39,140 --> 01:34:40,420 Buy more buses. 1755 01:34:42,140 --> 01:34:44,080 Okay, banana on that. 1756 01:34:44,080 --> 01:34:45,640 Seltzer on that. 1757 01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:46,640 Bias on that. 1758 01:34:51,960 --> 01:34:53,920 How the hell is that going on now? 1759 01:34:53,920 --> 01:34:54,800 Drive. 1760 01:34:54,800 --> 01:34:55,640 Create. 1761 01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:08,800 Pash... Pashkel the Rascal and Luke Kyle. Thank you very much. Thank you very much, Luke Kyle. 1762 01:35:15,060 --> 01:35:17,260 We'll give this new bus a drive. 1763 01:35:20,120 --> 01:35:20,920 Rush hour. 1764 01:35:23,060 --> 01:35:24,280 Rush hour, guys. 1765 01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:28,820 It's gonna get hairy. 1766 01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:33,000 It's gonna- it's gonna get scary. 1767 01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:50,120 Johnny Tight Lips, thank you very much, Tight Lips. 1768 01:35:56,280 --> 01:35:58,280 Thank you very much, Tight Lips. 1769 01:36:00,040 --> 01:36:02,840 Watch this. Fastest bus driver in the waste. 1770 01:36:11,480 --> 01:36:14,040 One regular one trip. 220. 1771 01:36:15,720 --> 01:36:18,200 Oprah. Three regular trips. 1772 01:36:20,600 --> 01:36:21,320 660. 1773 01:36:24,280 --> 01:36:28,440 Eh... 240. Is this 2 fucking 40? 2... 340. 1774 01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:32,440 Too much money. Fuck it. 1775 01:36:34,360 --> 01:36:36,280 Maths was never my strong suit. 1776 01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:41,240 I was more of a 3P's. 1777 01:36:42,040 --> 01:36:43,880 Staying clear. The doors are closing. 1778 01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:48,840 Painting, pinting and pulling. 1779 01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:51,880 Now. 1780 01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:54,520 Next stop. Village Street East. 1781 01:36:56,040 --> 01:37:00,440 It's got a bit of kick to it. This new bus has a bit of pep in its step. 1782 01:37:02,760 --> 01:37:03,880 Hey, doing a bit of donating. 1783 01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:05,880 Dopey Dolan, how are ya? 1784 01:37:05,880 --> 01:37:07,560 Hey, doing a bit of donating, yeah. 1785 01:37:08,520 --> 01:37:10,200 Hang on. Are we turning right? We're turning right. 1786 01:37:11,320 --> 01:37:12,920 Nearly turned wrong there for a second. 1787 01:37:21,160 --> 01:37:24,600 The lad outside has been revving the Mitzi Evolution for a while now. 1788 01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:33,560 Must have something wrong with it or something. 1789 01:37:37,240 --> 01:37:38,840 I'm more of a bus man myself. 1790 01:37:40,040 --> 01:37:43,480 I wouldn't be into driving fast cars. I'd be more of a bus man myself. 1791 01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:46,920 I drive the bus fast. 1792 01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:53,480 Don't you worry about that. I drive that bus as fast as the speed limit will allow. 1793 01:37:54,440 --> 01:37:57,000 Doing 50 up and down residential areas. 1794 01:37:57,000 --> 01:38:04,840 45, brim full of asha. 1795 01:38:09,080 --> 01:38:14,920 Luke coil. You are like a coiled spring on a hot Wednesday morning. 1796 01:38:16,120 --> 01:38:17,400 Even though it's a Sunday evening. 1797 01:38:20,120 --> 01:38:26,120 I hope you and all the rest of the coils are doing well and that you're coiled up nice and tight. 1798 01:38:26,600 --> 01:38:27,960 Ready to spring into life. 1799 01:38:28,680 --> 01:38:30,360 Whenever you're deemed necessary. 1800 01:38:32,920 --> 01:38:37,240 What use is a spring unless it's coiled and ready to pounce, you know? 1801 01:38:47,240 --> 01:38:52,360 Look it up. Check it out. The red book for what's available in your area. Tosh on. 1802 01:38:52,360 --> 01:39:03,000 Right. Let's go. Lift, lift, lift, lift, lift, lift. Yes. In like Flynn. Fast. Bus pass. No regard for life. 1803 01:39:03,720 --> 01:39:05,400 Gonna run you over in my bus. 1804 01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:08,040 Need to get home to the wife. 1805 01:39:08,040 --> 01:39:14,280 I'm gonna make a little shtap here at the side of the road. Watch the bus. Don't want to run over your load. 1806 01:39:14,280 --> 01:39:21,880 Why don't we go get some bubbles? Staying clear. Luggage doors opening up. Make sure you get on. Don't fuck it up. 1807 01:39:22,440 --> 01:39:34,120 Yeah. Rhyming up with up is tough. Not as tough as this. When I close the bus doors. I don't give a piss. Faster than you'd ever thought before. I'm like a bat out of hell. 1808 01:39:36,440 --> 01:39:48,040 Slug out of Compton. Crazy MF-er called Slug. Next stop. St. Andrew's Church. 1809 01:39:50,280 --> 01:39:54,360 From a gang called Cobblers with Rugs. I got the saw enough. 1810 01:39:59,800 --> 01:40:08,840 No. We've got a shtap coming up. Make sure you've got all your bags and shtuff with ye. Don't be leaving any wallets or fucking drugs or money on the bus. Thank you. 1811 01:40:12,920 --> 01:40:19,000 Stand clear. The door's open. Get on or get off. Don't make me tell you twice. 1812 01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:40,200 Hung like trout. Thank you very much. One senior, one trip. Now. One 40. 360. 360 back. And we'll say no more about it. Get to the back of the bus. Best luck. 1813 01:40:40,200 --> 01:40:51,880 Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. Thank you very much there. 1814 01:40:53,480 --> 01:41:01,920 Dopey Dolan and Luke Kyle. Whoa. Nearly ran over an old lady. 1815 01:41:03,980 --> 01:41:10,080 Luke Kyle, how are you? Whoa. Nearly murdered someone there. 1816 01:41:10,080 --> 01:41:12,720 Did you ever commit murder on a bus? 1817 01:41:14,400 --> 01:41:15,240 It's not nice. 1818 01:41:19,240 --> 01:41:21,040 It's murder on the bus floor. 1819 01:41:23,120 --> 01:41:25,280 You better not kill the passengers. 1820 01:41:26,100 --> 01:41:26,580 D.E.G. 1821 01:41:27,920 --> 01:41:29,800 Gonna run this man right down. 1822 01:41:30,580 --> 01:41:32,320 I can't believe it's not scutter. How are you? 1823 01:41:32,320 --> 01:41:40,120 How are you diddling on this fine Sunday afternoon, morning, evening? 1824 01:41:40,880 --> 01:41:42,340 Watch out, T-Bowl shtick! 1825 01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:46,240 Fuck, man. How much is that gonna cost me now? Sorry. 1826 01:41:50,320 --> 01:41:50,760 Balls. 1827 01:41:52,760 --> 01:41:54,720 Did a real Rammstein on it there, man. 1828 01:41:54,720 --> 01:42:03,720 Speed and tickets. 1829 01:42:03,960 --> 01:42:05,080 Oh, I killed someone! 1830 01:42:05,080 --> 01:42:06,080 Smoking on the bus. 1831 01:42:06,080 --> 01:42:07,880 No smoking on the back of the bus. 1832 01:42:08,620 --> 01:42:10,000 You can open the windows if you like. 1833 01:42:10,060 --> 01:42:11,640 I'm still gonna be able to smell it if you don't. 1834 01:42:12,680 --> 01:42:14,720 No drinking or drugging down the back. 1835 01:42:15,460 --> 01:42:16,500 Family's on the bus, you see? 1836 01:42:16,880 --> 01:42:17,340 Thank you. 1837 01:42:17,340 --> 01:42:41,680 Internal inquiry. How are things? 1838 01:42:42,380 --> 01:42:43,840 Tommy Schluck. How are ya? 1839 01:42:45,580 --> 01:42:46,740 Yeah. How are things? 1840 01:42:46,740 --> 01:42:50,500 Describe the day. 1841 01:42:50,620 --> 01:42:52,180 Well, it was going well. 1842 01:42:52,840 --> 01:42:55,020 We had three more steps to make. 1843 01:42:57,760 --> 01:42:58,200 Um. 1844 01:43:00,100 --> 01:43:02,660 I was singing a tune called 1845 01:43:02,660 --> 01:43:04,120 There's Murder on the Bus Floor. 1846 01:43:05,540 --> 01:43:09,060 And at the time, I didn't know I was being carried away with things 1847 01:43:09,060 --> 01:43:11,780 because I was so fluid in my movements, you see? 1848 01:43:11,860 --> 01:43:13,420 You've never seen a bus driver like me. 1849 01:43:15,860 --> 01:43:16,960 Next thing I know... 1850 01:43:16,960 --> 01:43:19,860 Shutter speed. 1851 01:43:21,240 --> 01:43:22,300 I hear the shutter. 1852 01:43:22,300 --> 01:43:23,720 I see the flash. 1853 01:43:24,520 --> 01:43:25,500 Flash. Bang. 1854 01:43:26,880 --> 01:43:27,580 Speed camera. 1855 01:43:28,880 --> 01:43:29,840 I didn't know I was speeding. 1856 01:43:29,840 --> 01:43:29,840 I didn't know I was speeding. 1857 01:43:31,320 --> 01:43:35,860 Now, the flash from the camera partially blinded me in my right eye. 1858 01:43:37,920 --> 01:43:40,640 And I was doing 57 kilometers in a 50 zone. 1859 01:43:42,940 --> 01:43:49,560 Now, if you're doing 57 kilometers in a 50 zone and you get partially blinded by the flash of the speed camera. 1860 01:43:51,040 --> 01:43:54,020 And then you run someone over and you kill them. 1861 01:43:54,820 --> 01:43:55,700 Whose fault is it? 1862 01:44:00,420 --> 01:44:01,480 Do you know what I mean? 1863 01:44:03,480 --> 01:44:06,760 I accept that I was in the wrong, but I mean... 1864 01:44:06,760 --> 01:44:10,820 It's society to blame because they blinded me, you see. 1865 01:44:11,660 --> 01:44:13,120 I think society is to blame. 1866 01:44:15,900 --> 01:44:19,600 So can I still have my job, Brendan Cafferky? 1867 01:44:22,640 --> 01:44:24,020 Can I still have my job? 1868 01:44:28,520 --> 01:44:29,340 How are you getting that? 1869 01:44:29,340 --> 01:44:34,180 You had an accident that involved innocent pedestrians. Your current drive station was terminated in New Orleans. 1870 01:44:35,140 --> 01:44:35,800 Be more careful. 1871 01:44:36,420 --> 01:44:37,600 Are you doing a business with donating? 1872 01:44:38,920 --> 01:44:40,420 Can I clear? Thank you very much. 1873 01:44:40,480 --> 01:44:41,240 Donating, yeah. 1874 01:44:42,340 --> 01:44:43,340 It's my... 1875 01:44:43,340 --> 01:44:48,940 Internal investigation. Look, I'm sorry. 1876 01:44:50,500 --> 01:44:55,580 All I can say is I'm sorry, and to the fellow who got fucking ran over, I'm sorry. 1877 01:44:57,120 --> 01:44:58,600 Are you doing a business with donating? 1878 01:44:58,600 --> 01:45:00,080 Brendan Cafferky. 1879 01:45:01,860 --> 01:45:07,800 On behalf of me and Cafferky, I want to say sorry to the families of those lost. 1880 01:45:08,760 --> 01:45:16,520 And I want to say well done to the families of those who weren't lost and who got to their destinations on time, courtesy of Schlageirn. 1881 01:45:17,060 --> 01:45:19,080 Always, always trying our best. 1882 01:45:20,360 --> 01:45:21,240 Vincent Brown. 1883 01:45:21,240 --> 01:45:22,840 I'm not going to donate. 1884 01:45:22,840 --> 01:45:23,980 Mad man up the town. 1885 01:45:24,340 --> 01:45:24,800 It's mighty. 1886 01:45:24,960 --> 01:45:26,920 And it's mighty that you're supporting the buses. 1887 01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:28,400 Look at... 1888 01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:31,460 That's all we've had time for for today. 1889 01:45:31,640 --> 01:45:35,480 It's sad that we end on that kind of sad funeral note, you know? 1890 01:45:36,060 --> 01:45:37,000 Have we got any...