1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 *Epic Music* 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:33,000 *Epic Music* 3 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 *Gunshot* 4 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,000 That 5 00:00:40,060 --> 00:00:42,060 That 6 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,320 That 7 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:07,240 That that that that that that that that that 8 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:33,240 That that that that that that that that 9 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:39,160 Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. 10 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 11 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 12 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 13 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:47,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 14 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 15 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 16 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 17 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,160 *Hat Talks MEP here* 18 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,160 *Good evening gang* 19 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,160 *Hat Talks MEP here* 20 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,160 *Hello Line 4 good evening* 21 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,160 *Good evening gang* 22 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,160 *Hat Talks MEP here* 23 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,160 *Hat Talks MEP here* 24 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,160 *Greatly Enhanced his Reputation* 25 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 26 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 27 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,160 *Hat Talks MEP* 28 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 29 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 30 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 31 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 32 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 33 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 34 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 35 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 36 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 37 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 38 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 39 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 40 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 41 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 42 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 43 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 44 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 45 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 46 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 47 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:53,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 48 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 49 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 50 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 51 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 52 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 53 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:03,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 54 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:04,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 55 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 56 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 57 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 58 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 59 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 60 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 61 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 62 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 63 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 64 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 65 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 66 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,160 *Fuck you Deputy Stike* 67 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:27,480 How are you doing? 68 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:28,400 How are you doing? 69 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,480 Anaconda G. 70 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:30,540 Scruffy. 71 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:32,200 Pratt. 72 00:03:32,820 --> 00:03:33,500 Agonia. 73 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,300 Niall Hearty. 74 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:38,580 Thomas Fox. 75 00:03:40,060 --> 00:03:40,720 Kevoshi. 76 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,040 Early morning crew. 77 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,040 Oh. 78 00:03:46,040 --> 00:04:13,880 You're so obsessed with me. 79 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:22,680 You're a liar. You are a liar. You are a liar. You are a liar. You are a liar. 80 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:43,160 Number two Frank McCord. Number two Frank McCord. Number two Frank McCord. Number two Frank McCord. Number two Frank McCord. Number two Frank McCord. You have been peddling live. 81 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:54,840 Fuck you deputy steiner. Fuck you deputy steiner. 82 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,640 Hello line four. Good evening. 83 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:08,520 Good evening gay. Pat Cox MEP here. Pat Cox MEP here. 84 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:33,760 A toast of nananjaisers. 85 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,640 Laryngeal to a path. 86 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,400 A toast of nananjaisers. 87 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:44,200 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 88 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,120 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 89 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:58,840 Talking the soundtrack to Pro Evolution Soccer 2005. 90 00:06:01,780 --> 00:06:03,460 Turn that down because you can't hear me. 91 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:08,900 The soundtrack to Pro Evolution Soccer 2005 there. 92 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:15,620 An exciting piece of BGM background music. 93 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:20,760 Which lined the menus of the game. 94 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,760 Where we wanted to choose league. 95 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,000 Fucking World Cup. 96 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:28,280 Master League. 97 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,360 Copa del Rey. 98 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:34,680 Probably didn't have that. 99 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:36,740 Probably didn't have the license to the Copa del Rey. 100 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,020 Steve Jennings is in the house though. 101 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,400 Long time no see it. 102 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,600 I'm trying to bring it back. 103 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:45,880 To the daytime. 104 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,920 The daytime chill out. 105 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,620 The Shenmue Dream. 106 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,380 We can't rekindle that dream. 107 00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:56,440 That dream died a long time ago. 108 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,620 The Japanese dream died. 109 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,040 And it won't be reawoken. 110 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,080 Or re-dreamt until August. 111 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,840 When Shenmue 3 comes out. 112 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:07,980 Chairface. 113 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:09,360 Leon Dunn. 114 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:11,280 T. Maloon. 115 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:12,800 Thomas Fox. 116 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:15,400 I hope you're alright. 117 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:24,160 Steve Jennings. 118 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,960 Thank you very much Steve Jennings. 119 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:27,180 If it doesn't get done. 120 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,820 Then it's never gonna get done. 121 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:29,980 Okay. 122 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,020 We're playing London Life Simulator. 123 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:34,840 Pierluigi Colina. 124 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:40,560 Has just sent his deepest sympathies. 125 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:41,640 For you. 126 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,060 And your family. 127 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,080 There he is. 128 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,400 And he wants you to know. 129 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:47,960 That everything's gonna be alright. 130 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,640 Pierluigi Colina there. 131 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,300 And also a spider. 132 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,620 We might be able to fucking do a bit of a Colina slideshow. 133 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,240 Let's get this Pierluigi Colina jab going. 134 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,020 Thank you very much Steve Jennings. 135 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,020 Steve Jennings. 136 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,360 The name is Jeeve Stennings. 137 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:19,720 Okay. 138 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,020 He knows what's going on. 139 00:08:22,140 --> 00:08:22,980 He knows the crack. 140 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:27,440 Thank you very much. 141 00:08:28,660 --> 00:08:29,580 Thank you very much. 142 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,740 Take this tip on top of the state. 143 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:32,980 The state. 144 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:34,080 Says. 145 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,080 Love the Zurich vid. 146 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:35,980 The Zurich vid. 147 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:37,340 Yeah. 148 00:08:37,580 --> 00:08:39,180 The Zurich vid is after you Steve. 149 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,380 Make sure you've got your pension lined up. 150 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:43,500 Yeah. 151 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:44,180 I guess it's done. 152 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:44,900 Just get it done. 153 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:45,880 And get it done fast. 154 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,100 Because if it don't get it done. 155 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:48,500 Then it's never gonna get done. 156 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:49,680 It's never gonna get done. 157 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:50,920 Stephen B. 158 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:53,680 You gotta make sure you've got everything happening. 159 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:54,860 And everything going on. 160 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:55,160 Okay. 161 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:57,100 And make sure you get things done. 162 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:57,900 Because if you don't. 163 00:08:58,260 --> 00:08:59,480 If it doesn't get done. 164 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:01,560 It's never gonna get done. 165 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:02,000 Okay. 166 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:04,360 That's my. 167 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:05,660 That's my philosophy. 168 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,780 That's my credo. 169 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:20,880 Here he is. 170 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,460 He's just after. 171 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:25,660 Sending in. 172 00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:26,760 Five emails. 173 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:29,360 One to Steve Jennings. 174 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:30,940 Another to Stevie B. 175 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,540 Another three. 176 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,320 Emails. 177 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:48,640 have just been dispatched by Kierluigi Kalina titled Seven Seconds to Brainschlug. 178 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:52,960 Okay. 179 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,640 Egg and pudding and beef. 180 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:08,480 Egg and pudding and beans, baby. 181 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:18,240 This is a game about EastEnders. I don't know if you've seen the film EastEnders. It's on most nights. 182 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:27,200 It's a violent show about some hardcore Cockney rebels and we're gonna jump right into this. 183 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:32,560 We'll have this clocked. I've never played the second game. I only played the first. 184 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:38,960 But I reckon if we stay at it and we stay at it hard, we'll clock the fucker by the end of today or tomorrow. 185 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:43,280 Oh. 186 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:51,200 Welcome to the stream. Get ready for some class EastEnders kind of cut scenes. 187 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,600 Have you heard the tunes? 188 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,720 Bit choppy but it's uh... 189 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:09,600 Jailbroken PS3. Jailbroken PS3. 190 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,280 The jailbreak might fuck us up. Hopefully not. 191 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:20,240 Please make a manual save to activate and save your progress. Okay. 192 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,080 Danny Dyer here we go. 193 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,880 Don't make me shoot you man. I'll do it. 194 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,720 Drop the gun. Put it down. 195 00:11:49,120 --> 00:12:04,320 Don't make me shoot you man. He sounded... He didn't sound like he was white. The fella saying that. Maybe they've got two different... They've got a different... You know... Doing the voice. Different people doing the voices. 196 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:11,760 I can't believe it. She's had more pricks than the second hand dart balls. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. 197 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:27,760 And you're in love with her. Shut up. I can't believe you're getting the hunt over her brass. She was a fucking brass. Yeah? She was my brass. She's a fucking brass. She's a brass. She's anybody's by definition. When you spend six months on her she's your fucking brass. Right? She's a brass. What was I supposed to do? It's my job. 198 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:52,880 She was my fucking brass. Oi, oi, oi. Concentrate on this job, yeah? No, but. Oh, honestly. What's the matter with you? You're like little... You always have to have the last word, don't you? This needs to be like clockwork. Not clockwork. Bloody Orange. Shut up. You listening? Yes, sir. Shut up. I ain't the liability around here, ain't he? Your liability, son. Your fucking liability. 199 00:12:52,880 --> 00:13:20,240 Me? Oi, oi. Be aware of each other, alright? Well, this is real life interspersed. The game will be interspersed, by the way, with real life cockney stuff. From me to you. 200 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:35,460 Oi oi! 201 00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:41,660 It's Collins. 202 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:46,500 It could be Goldilocks and 11 fucking bears as far as you're concerned. 203 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,460 Just bring them in. 204 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:48,420 Guy Ritchie. 205 00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:51,140 Guy Ritchie. 206 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:52,140 Mitchell. 207 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,640 Second floor up. Green door. 208 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,640 Shut up. 209 00:13:55,640 --> 00:14:01,980 There's around to the left. Check your wires. Fire up. 210 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:07,260 Up the apples and bears, Harry. Up the apples and bears, Harry. 211 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:11,860 19 already in there. The keeper's posted. Team in position and ready. 212 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:15,860 Well, get in there then. 213 00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:20,000 Get in there then. 214 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,080 Tommy fucking Robinson. 215 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:29,580 Wow, look at the graphics. They haven't aged. Which way are the stairs? 216 00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:34,580 The graphics have not aged. You'd be so glad to hear, guys. Yeah, guys. 217 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:46,340 The target flat is floor two. Lots of graffiti. You can't miss it. This is. 218 00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:48,340 This is. 219 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:53,300 Free aim system. Free aim. Move up, move down. Free aim. 220 00:14:53,300 --> 00:15:10,520 Keep it clean, boys. Now, the flat is marked by some graffiti. Take the door out. Fuck off, dealer scum. 221 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,020 Nice. Fuck you, Julia. Up the... 222 00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:27,160 I think the drug dealer lives here. The apartment... The flat with the writing outside that says, "Dealer, get out. Fuck off." Yeah. I think we're in... I think we're in the right place. 223 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:31,160 Secure the area, man. Make sure those fuckers are helicoptered. 224 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:35,460 I just fucking swatted one of my men. 225 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,240 Get up, sunshine. 226 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,500 Grant's gonna be here. 227 00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:40,900 There's a grant for you. 228 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:42,460 Student Grant. 229 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:45,200 Oi. 230 00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:51,220 Oi, oi. 231 00:15:51,220 --> 00:16:06,220 Alright, let's have a look who's inside. Where's breakfast being served? 232 00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:23,220 Class, man. So real. So like EastEnders. This is the new EastEnders, guys. 233 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:28,220 Oi, oi, oi, it's like nanny on ya. 234 00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:39,220 We got some schnookta on the table. 235 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:46,220 Back off. Oi, oi. The dapper laughs, mate. 236 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,220 We see them. They're leaving the flat. 237 00:16:52,220 --> 00:17:02,220 Bye-bye. See you later. Good night and God bless. You mug. Good night and God bless. 238 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:06,220 It doesn't work. Right. 239 00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:17,220 It's a great flat. It's a great flat. 240 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:24,220 Where the fuck am I going? Wrong way. Through here. Down here. Through this. 241 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:27,220 Police! Don't shoot! 242 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,220 Just try it. 243 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:41,220 It'll be EastEnders. EastEnders after dark. EastEnders nights. 244 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:43,220 Remember they did Baywatch nights. 245 00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:48,220 They should do fucking EastEnders nights, man. Just have guns and swearing in it. 246 00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:53,220 Hellman. Hellman, brothers. 247 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:01,220 Don't waste time. 248 00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:05,220 You have a laugh, aren't you? 249 00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:10,220 Request for support. Playground area. The area we went. Team 2. Give support. 250 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:11,220 Play on. 251 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:13,220 Come on, sir. Let's go. 252 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:20,220 You wanna go to bed, sunshine? You're falling down the stairs, mate. 253 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:27,220 You just fell down the stairs. You need to go back to sleep, my friend. 254 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:34,220 You're in the turtle rest now, sunshine. Give garage your ring for me, yeah? 255 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:49,220 Where are we? Brixton? Or Lambeth? Or Peckham? 256 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,220 Oi, oi! 257 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:58,220 There's no one that we've done. Spirly on Galway, Mitch. 258 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:06,220 Mitch. I'm Mitch Winehouse. This is for Amy. Oi, oi! Bah! 259 00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:12,220 Come on, you Spurs! 260 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,220 Come on, you Spurs! 261 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,220 Come on, you Spurs! 262 00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:28,220 I'll see you later! I'll see you later! 263 00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,220 Bye! Bye-bye! 264 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:35,220 The team's bigger. 265 00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:37,220 Nelson Mandela estate! 266 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,220 He's Nelson Mandela now! 267 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:43,220 In it, in it, in it! Oi, oi, oi! 268 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:46,220 We're all the... In the playground. We've got it under control. 269 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,220 Officer down! 270 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:50,220 Just get the fuck out! 271 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:52,220 Oh, he's down! 272 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:54,220 We see the gunner up on the second floor. 273 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:56,220 Bitch, you get after him! 274 00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:57,220 I'm gonna be so big, sir. 275 00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:58,220 Thank you very much! 276 00:19:58,220 --> 00:19:59,220 Thanks very much, Carrigstone! 277 00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:00,220 Where the fuck is this clown now? 278 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,220 Thanks very much, uh, Frank "The Wang" Higgins. 279 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:03,220 Stevie V! 280 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:03,220 Thanks very much, Stevie V! 281 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:04,220 I'll go get out of this. 282 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:05,220 I'll go get out of this. 283 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:06,220 I'll go get out of this. 284 00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:07,220 I'll go get out of this. 285 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,220 I'll go get out of this. 286 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:09,220 I'll go get out of this. 287 00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,220 I'll go get out of this. 288 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,220 I'll go get out of this. 289 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:12,220 I'll go get out of this. 290 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:13,220 I'll go get out of this. 291 00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:14,220 I'll go get out of this. 292 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:15,220 I'll go get out of this. 293 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:16,220 I'll go get out of this. 294 00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:17,220 I'll go get out of this. 295 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:18,220 I'll go get out of this. 296 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:19,220 I'll go get out of this. 297 00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,220 I'll go get out of this. 298 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,220 I'll go get out of this. 299 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,220 I'll go get out of this. 300 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,220 I'll go get out of this. 301 00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:24,220 I'll go get out of this. 302 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:25,220 I'll go get out of this. 303 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,220 I'll go get out of this. 304 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:27,220 I'll go get out of this. 305 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,220 I'll go get out of this. 306 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:29,220 I'll go get out of this. 307 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:30,220 I'll go get out of this. 308 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,220 I'll go get out of this. 309 00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:32,220 I'll go get out of this. 310 00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:33,220 I'll go get out of this. 311 00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:34,220 I'll go get out of this. 312 00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:35,220 I'll go get out of this. 313 00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:36,220 I'll go get out of this. 314 00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:37,220 I'll go get out of this. 315 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:38,220 I'll go get out of this. 316 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,220 I'll go get out of this. 317 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:40,220 I'll go get out of this. 318 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:41,220 I'll go get out of this. 319 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,220 I'll go get out of this. 320 00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:43,220 I'll go get out of this. 321 00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:44,220 I'll go get out of this. 322 00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:45,220 I'll go get out of this. 323 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:46,220 I'll go get out of this. 324 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,220 I'll go get out of this. 325 00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:48,220 I'll go get out of this. 326 00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:49,220 I'll go get out of this. 327 00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:50,220 I'll go get out of this. 328 00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:51,220 I'll go get out of this. 329 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:52,220 I'll go get out of this. 330 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:53,220 I'll go get out of this. 331 00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:54,220 I'll go get out of this. 332 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,220 I'll go get out of this. 333 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,220 I'll go get out of this. 334 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,220 I'll go get out of this. 335 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,220 I'll go get out of this. 336 00:20:58,220 --> 00:20:59,220 I'll go get out of this. 337 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,220 I'll go get out of this. 338 00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:01,220 I'll go get out of this. 339 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,220 I'll go get out of this. 340 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,220 I'll go get out of this. 341 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,220 I'll go get out of this. 342 00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,220 I'll go get out of this. 343 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,220 I'll go get out of this. 344 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:07,220 I'll go get out of this. 345 00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:08,220 He's got a shotgun. 346 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:09,220 We're going rogue. 347 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:10,220 We're going rogue. 348 00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,220 We're going rogue. 349 00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:14,220 I'm getting boosted. 350 00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:16,220 He's gone upstairs. 351 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:26,220 He's after going up the apples and bears Harry. 352 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:28,220 What you say? 353 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:32,220 He's a ninny. 354 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:33,220 He's a ninny. 355 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,220 Nail him. 356 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:36,220 Back off. 357 00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:37,220 I've got a hostage. 358 00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:38,220 A hostage. 359 00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:39,220 Fuck. 360 00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:41,220 Sorry about that. 361 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:43,220 Hostage went bar bar. 362 00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:44,220 He's fucking. 363 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:49,220 Rigor mortis is set in awful early. 364 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,220 Poor hostage went fucking. 365 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:54,220 Went see you later. 366 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:56,220 Getting mugged off mate. 367 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:57,220 They're hostage. 368 00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:58,220 He's a ninny. 369 00:21:58,220 --> 00:21:59,220 He's a ninny. 370 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:00,220 He's a ninny. 371 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:03,220 That hostage was trying to mug me off. 372 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:07,220 I had to put a slug in her cabbage. 373 00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:09,220 Okay. 374 00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,220 I can't take much more of this. 375 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,220 Sorry. 376 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:27,220 Everyone there. 377 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,220 How are you in the chat? 378 00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:30,220 Killer tea bag. 379 00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:31,220 Anaconda. 380 00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:32,220 Jamie O'Hare. 381 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,220 Andrew Mooney. 382 00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:34,220 Eric. 383 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,220 Gavin McInnes. 384 00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:38,220 Kyle Hopkins. 385 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:40,220 Did the. 386 00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:42,220 Do you know when the donation came through then? 387 00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:43,220 Was there an EastEnders? 388 00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:46,220 Could you hear the fucking noise of the EastEnders? 389 00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:47,220 The clip. 390 00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:48,220 James. 391 00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:49,220 James. 392 00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:50,220 James Roos. 393 00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:51,220 How are you? 394 00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:52,220 Troy Banks. 395 00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:53,220 In it. 396 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:54,220 Britain's Hardest Mugs. 397 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:55,220 Yeah we could. 398 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,220 Okay. 399 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,220 Cool. 400 00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:58,220 Cool. 401 00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:59,220 Cool. 402 00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:00,220 Cool. 403 00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:01,220 No you couldn't. 404 00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:02,220 No noise. 405 00:23:02,220 --> 00:23:03,220 You serious? 406 00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:04,220 Couldn't hear it. 407 00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:06,220 People saying yeah. 408 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:07,220 Someone saying no. 409 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:08,220 No sound. 410 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,220 You fucking. 411 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:10,220 You couldn't hear. 412 00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:11,220 What about this here? 413 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:12,220 Try it again. 414 00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:13,220 It'll work. 415 00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:14,220 If you. 416 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,220 If you couldn't. 417 00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:16,220 If you could hear it. 418 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,220 What did it see? 419 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:18,220 Seen the video but no noise. 420 00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:19,220 Ah fuck. 421 00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:20,220 Okay. 422 00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:31,780 if you if you couldn't if you could hear it what did it say seen the video with no noise ah fuck 423 00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:41,540 i'll see you later i'll see you later 424 00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:54,980 could you hear that that was a test john there's no one called john who's after donating 90 that 425 00:23:54,980 --> 00:24:00,740 didn't happen that was a test if you could hear that then we're all right if you couldn't hear it 426 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,160 then we're fucked 427 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,960 okay 428 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:15,560 okay okay okay what about this 429 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:31,220 that was a real one dahio thank you very much you heard that okay right let's go we should be okay 430 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:44,820 now thank you very much dahio seven seconds away i'll be sleeping i'll be sleeping i'll be sleeping 431 00:24:44,820 --> 00:25:01,860 he's hiding behind the chimney like dick van dyke he's a fucking dick van dildy he's a chimney sweep 432 00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:10,340 he likes sweeping chimney scuff he went to australia i learned that caught me eggs 433 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:23,620 east enders this is for fucking michelle gale that's for fucking calf in the calf that's for 434 00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:35,700 past butcher that's for al from fucking home and away i need a medic 435 00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:40,660 back down 436 00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:43,540 bianca 437 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:52,580 this is london this is what happens when you move to london guys best look best look with the move 438 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:54,740 to london it's fucked 439 00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:58,180 heard you're moving to london yeah 440 00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:04,140 Fucking hell fucking pigs call you keep the fuck out. Oh, hey 441 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,900 Jesus calm down Mitchell 442 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:15,540 The news at 6 a.m. Reports just in of a shooting in the London Docklands area 443 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:27,740 This case is music with that dude. I was wondering what kind of dream we were living in dude dude dude ding ding ding ding ding ding 444 00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:33,360 Did you do ding ding ding? They didn't have that they didn't have the budget for proper music in the game 445 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,720 They spent it all on 446 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,440 Bianca's voice 447 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:45,440 Dumb kid in the back kid. Yeah a teenager. He had a gun or at least a snide one 448 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,880 Nick good Mitchell over here. Oh, yeah, hey bosh 449 00:26:50,420 --> 00:26:57,620 Mitch is in there Monroe was impressed. He won't say it though. Oh, it's a leg so fucking so-o boys 450 00:26:57,620 --> 00:27:02,380 Nothing but to what doesn't kill your mates on you. Oh, yeah, that's something coke on yardage turf 451 00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:10,580 You're not having a fry-up and skimming machines. What's all that about? That's new stuff next brother stepped in 452 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:13,100 morning, oh, oh 453 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:22,840 What songs? What songs the pot egg pudding and beans we don't do putting over here. This is Britain, mate 454 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:34,720 Good rough around the edges rough too. You're not wrong there rough around the edges 455 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:41,560 I suppose you'd be a bit rough around the edges and you get some squaddies were so fucking sharp around the edges. They hurt too many people 456 00:27:42,340 --> 00:27:48,320 Maybe next time to get one of their teammates in the back. I mean it don't count when it's just some kid on them in yeah, what are you gonna? 457 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:53,360 Hey ladies downstairs now oh you too stop hard 458 00:27:57,740 --> 00:27:59,740 What's your son? 459 00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:01,740 Hey 460 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,320 I'll pretend I didn't see that 461 00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:13,200 Where's the milk from our tree? It's a boxing gym called Shoreditch Boys Club on Hoxton Square 462 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:19,320 Sockers are trying to deal with it, but they need backup. Why us? It's a gang shooting the Collins crew are involved 463 00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:23,580 How fast can you move this thing Mitchell? 464 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,640 You having a laugh ain't ya? 465 00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:39,120 Argent call, Argent call from shortage boys, awaiting backup. 466 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,240 Let's go, quick before the situation gets out of control. 467 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,760 Situation's already out of control, ain't it? 468 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:49,120 Traffic, oi, congestion charge. 469 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,660 Move out my way. 470 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:03,060 This is driving people, this is how you drive in London. 471 00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:05,060 Team two, ETA one minute. 472 00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:09,060 Just stick the siren on and fucking breeze it, man. 473 00:29:11,060 --> 00:29:15,800 London is, it's got a lot of cars in it, a lot of smog. 474 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,740 It has a lot of fucking parking restrictions. 475 00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:23,140 There's a congestion charge in the middle of the town. 476 00:29:23,140 --> 00:29:29,060 If you want to head into town, it takes an hour to get into town, from anywhere. 477 00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:34,060 Costs a lot of money. 478 00:29:34,060 --> 00:29:40,740 You have to tap up and you have to go on the tube, which is a fucking tube that goes underground. 479 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:43,300 Little shuttles. 480 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,800 Little miniature shuttles inside the tube stations. 481 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,800 Little miniature shuttles inside the tube stations. 482 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,800 And you get inside those tubes. 483 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,480 And they just breeze you around. 484 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,940 Get out the fucking way, man. 485 00:29:52,940 --> 00:30:03,680 And it's a big city. 486 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:04,680 It's a big city. 487 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:09,680 PlayStation 2, they did well enough for the PS2. 488 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,680 Where's this? 489 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,680 Old Street. 490 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,680 We're nearly there. 491 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:13,420 Old Street. 492 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:17,420 This is, we're heading into the hipster area now. 493 00:30:17,420 --> 00:30:19,420 This is the east end of London. 494 00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:28,420 Used to be hardcore, salt of the earth, Frank Butchers. 495 00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:29,420 And it's a big city. 496 00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:30,420 Oh shit. 497 00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:34,420 But now it's, uh, it's kids with fucking money. 498 00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:35,420 Playing holy fuck. 499 00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:36,420 I'm going wrong here. 500 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:41,300 and holy fuck I'm going wrong here 501 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,660 how are you Jimmy Jesus 502 00:30:55,700 --> 00:31:02,940 whoa this is Shenmue III now we've got a preview glimpse of Shenmue III and 503 00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:12,440 there is the famous red bus from Japan you remember that from your Japanese orals 504 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:21,180 man I have the fucking Japanese oral in the morning man I didn't learn the pro the 505 00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:31,140 the proverbs I didn't learn fucking Tai Chi man I've got the orals tomorrow oh yeah 506 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:37,380 green chill here we are we've arrived at Grange Hill 507 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:50,360 with his songs yeah what's that meant to me why's it always got to be like this hey 508 00:31:50,360 --> 00:32:10,120 mamma duck of Tower Hamlets thanks very much for the fucking two-year-old pearly queen donation there that's nice how'd you pick up an extra weapon here I want to pick up this gun can't do it swap to the MP5 509 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:26,200 In the back. 510 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,860 I just shot my mate. 511 00:32:32,860 --> 00:32:34,860 I just shot my mush. 512 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,300 Leave me to cry on my own. 513 00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:40,340 I just shot my mush. 514 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,320 Fucking hell. 515 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:46,660 Getting out of here. 516 00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:49,480 Maybe if I just lean against the wall. 517 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,180 Is that the crack you can repair? 518 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:53,180 Yeah. 519 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:54,740 Lean against the wall. 520 00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:55,680 Lean and repair. 521 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:56,780 Lean back. 522 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,200 What are you doing, you slag? 523 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,220 I don't know, Marcus. 524 00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:05,520 I just stand here all day. 525 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:08,060 Thanks very much, Jason Statham. 526 00:33:08,060 --> 00:33:11,660 Really doing the Lord's work there. 527 00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:14,920 And I want to say, I want to say something, Jason Statham. 528 00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:17,940 You greatly enhanced your rep, you Statham. 529 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,900 With that sweet little piece. 530 00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:21,920 Fuck off. 531 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:24,800 Sorry about that. 532 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,120 Gets a bit much. 533 00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:27,800 Jason Statham. 534 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,640 Jason Statham and Mama Duck. 535 00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:30,440 Big shout outs to the galaxy. 536 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:31,780 We're in Shoreditch. 537 00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:32,720 We're in the East End. 538 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:38,700 We're going fucking drinking some craft beers in a cool pub soon enough. 539 00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:40,820 And we're going to fucking... 540 00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:42,760 What? 541 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,620 Do they still do ride the bikes? 542 00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:45,740 The fucking fixie bikes? 543 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:46,500 Or is that... 544 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:47,500 Is that gone? 545 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:48,440 I don't know. 546 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,740 I don't care if it gets done. 547 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,440 Just get it done and get it done fast. 548 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,100 Because if it don't get it done, then it's never going to get done. 549 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,160 Primo karma. 550 00:33:58,460 --> 00:33:59,160 Thank you. 551 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:01,160 Appreciate it. 552 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,780 Look at this Shoreditch apple. 553 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,040 Thank you very much. 554 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,800 Pete Doherty. 555 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:33,120 Galaga. 556 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,600 I know a lad from Ireland. 557 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,600 He goes by the name of Doherty. 558 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:52,580 Do you know Paddy Doherty? 559 00:34:53,180 --> 00:34:54,260 From Dublin. 560 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:55,440 Oi. 561 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,540 Dead. 562 00:34:56,540 --> 00:34:56,540 Dead. 563 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,820 Shot through the chest. 564 00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:01,220 And I'm to blame. 565 00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:02,860 Who's the blame now? 566 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,600 Give me a fire arm. 567 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:08,680 Oi, oi. 568 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,420 Where's your mother? 569 00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:12,840 This is for your father, son. 570 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,740 That's for your mush. 571 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:15,940 That's for your mush. 572 00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:17,320 In Wormwood Scrubs. 573 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:17,760 Oi. 574 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,820 Dead. 575 00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:19,100 Clear. 576 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:19,920 Clear. 577 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:20,900 Out of ammo. 578 00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:21,520 Jimmy. 579 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,140 Jimmy. 580 00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:22,520 Jimmy. 581 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:22,520 Jimmy. 582 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,520 Jimmy. 583 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:23,520 Jimmy. 584 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:23,520 Jimmy. 585 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,520 Jimmy. 586 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,520 Gallagher. 587 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,300 From Coke. 588 00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:29,300 from Coke. 589 00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:29,300 Jimmy. 590 00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:31,000 Jimmy Gallagher. 591 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:31,900 From Coke. 592 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:33,900 And Pete Doherty. 593 00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:35,620 From Dublin. 594 00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:37,620 RICKY! 595 00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:39,620 *laughs* 596 00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:41,620 *laughs* 597 00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:43,620 What you doing you slag? 598 00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:45,620 I don't know Marcus, I just stand here all day. 599 00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:47,620 Jamie O'Hare. 600 00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:49,620 Thank you very much Jamie O'Hare. 601 00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:53,620 And you specifically wanted to ask me to say 602 00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:55,620 RICKY! 603 00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,620 RICKY! 604 00:35:57,620 --> 00:35:59,620 Who's this? 605 00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:01,620 Fuck! 606 00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:03,620 Bam, bam, bam. 607 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:07,620 Clowns. 608 00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:09,620 Get back to the circus, 609 00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:11,620 ya clown. 610 00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:15,620 You'd wanna head back to the circus awful handy. 611 00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:17,620 The clown show starts in 10 minutes. 612 00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:21,620 I hear they've got an exploding car with your name on it. 613 00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:23,620 Ya fuckin' clown. 614 00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:25,620 Sorry about the language guys, 615 00:36:25,620 --> 00:36:27,620 it's an early start, 616 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:29,620 and I've got the fuckin' cojones. 617 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,620 I'm taking him out! 618 00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:33,620 The target's down. 619 00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:35,620 Oi oi! 620 00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:37,620 Queen Vic! 621 00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:39,620 Queen Vic! 622 00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:41,620 I can't take much more of this. 623 00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:43,620 They've been Pat butchered Pat. 624 00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,620 Bye Pat! 625 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:47,620 Triple heart bypass! 626 00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:49,620 Triple heart bypass! 627 00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:51,620 I'm gonna need a triple heart bypass! 628 00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:53,620 After all that monkey business! 629 00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:57,620 I'm gonna need a bit of an operation, ain't I? 630 00:36:57,620 --> 00:36:59,620 Why? 631 00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:00,620 Why? 632 00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:01,620 Because of all that monkey business! 633 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,620 Because of all that monkey business! 634 00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:05,620 They've been canary-warfed. 635 00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:07,620 I can't take much more of this. 636 00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:09,620 They've been shut up so much! 637 00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:13,620 They look like a block of Swiss cheese! 638 00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:17,620 They're gonna need their fuckin' heads examined! 639 00:37:17,620 --> 00:37:19,620 If they're still alive! 640 00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:25,620 What is this, a bloody episode of Upstairs Downstairs? 641 00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:35,620 Fire drill done, how are we getting on? 642 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:37,620 Steve Jennings! 643 00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:39,620 Steve Jennings! 644 00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:45,620 He just got Steve Jennings'd! 645 00:37:45,620 --> 00:37:49,620 That lad just got Steve Jennings'd in his gen! 646 00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:51,620 His generator! 647 00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:57,620 Nil by- Nil by math! 648 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:03,620 Are you a hostage? 649 00:38:03,620 --> 00:38:05,620 Bye bye! 650 00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:07,620 Oh boy! 651 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:15,620 Fuckin' hell! 652 00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:16,620 Stay to this gap! 653 00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:18,620 And not a hostage in sight! 654 00:38:18,620 --> 00:38:21,620 I'm down in the, uh... 655 00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:26,620 The basement of souls! 656 00:38:30,620 --> 00:38:32,620 I'm gonna have to do a bit of leanin' here! 657 00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:34,620 I won't make him! 658 00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:42,620 Paolo D'Canio'd the head off him! 659 00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:43,620 I need a rest! 660 00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:44,620 What? 661 00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:45,620 He says he needs a rest! 662 00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:46,620 Like what the fuck am I meant to do? 663 00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:48,620 I'm meant to lean against a wall, is it? 664 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:50,620 I can't see shit! 665 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:50,620 I can't see shit! 666 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:51,620 Someone says! 667 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:52,620 I wonder if you can, uh... 668 00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:53,620 Hang on! 669 00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:54,620 I don't know how much more I can take! 670 00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:55,620 Hang on! 671 00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:56,620 Hang on! 672 00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:56,620 Hang on! 673 00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:56,620 Hang on! 674 00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:57,620 Hang on! 675 00:38:57,620 --> 00:38:58,620 Hang on! 676 00:38:58,620 --> 00:38:59,620 Hang on! 677 00:38:59,620 --> 00:38:59,620 Hang on! 678 00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:00,620 Hang on! 679 00:39:00,620 --> 00:39:21,600 wonder if you can hang on how much more I can take hang on hang on that was the 680 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:28,520 volume right okay gamma turn the gamma okay we're gonna gamma it up there that's 681 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:58,420 a bit brighter now crime doesn't pay sunshine doesn't pay barracle gamma how do you hear 682 00:39:58,420 --> 00:40:28,320 healing this fucking your shit he keeps on saying he won't make it where oh he did with his soul yeah what's that 683 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:40,320 to me why's it always got to be like this hey Armando Voodoo thank you very much dagging the motors I can't do that dagging the motors 684 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:53,320 check in the room motors mount mo mo mo mo I need to brush up on the accents can't say it's a tough one to fucking 685 00:40:53,320 --> 00:41:09,320 you think you know it all because you watched an episode of EastEnders but motor motor right down the stairs we'll see we'll see who cares 686 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:19,320 I'm heading into the cellar three rounds in your cherry pie mate 687 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:31,320 stick that in your loaf of brown bread put that in your head and smoke it 688 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:57,500 Bye bye. Lights out for the bad guy eh? It ain't like it used to be. Used to be able to leave your doors unlocked around this town. Now it's a fucking ghost house. Now it's a spook house. Like down the fairground. Remember when we used to go down the fairground to the spook house? Can't do the accident. 689 00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:23,460 Can I please? FD. Come on. Shit. Brexit. That was for Tommy Robinson. Who still wants to clear Mitchell. Fucking hell. Uh oh. It's Mitchell. I see Jimmy Collins. Jimmy Collins is after you. Tell Jimmy Collins I want a word with him son. 690 00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:34,940 Maybe I use this fucking grenade. Grenade it up do I? Grenade. Do I go down to grenade in fucking South American? 691 00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:48,620 Seven seconds away. I'll be waiting. Bogo do saiki man. Seven seconds away. Thanks very much red. Seven seconds baby. Seven seconds. Bogo do saiki man. 692 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,080 Right. 693 00:42:50,080 --> 00:43:14,300 I wonder how you fucking do this grenade business. How the fuck do you do this man? Controls are awful ropey. 694 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:38,660 You'll be alright in the morning. Target die son. Target die son. Target die. 695 00:43:38,660 --> 00:44:01,280 Ba ba ba ba ba ba! Where's your mother? Where's your father? Where's Pat? Where's Bianca? Where's Ricky? Where's Phil? Where's Grant? Where's Harry? Where's Dirty Den? Where's Dirty Den's webcam? This is for Dirty Den's webcam! Coming right up! 696 00:44:04,220 --> 00:44:06,120 Shit! I didn't do anything! 697 00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:25,600 You mug! Where's Willard? Our man has gone down the tube ever since Roger and Rennie! Roger and Rennie are after ya! Roger and Rennie crab! 698 00:44:35,620 --> 00:45:04,100 Grant Collins and the rest! Ba ba ba ba ba! Sir! Gray's trained out of that gym! Where's Ian Beale? O'Connor! Good fighter! I've got a bit of a Beale to pick with you! Where's Ian? Where's Willard? Where's Hugh Kim? Farage! This is my dog! Have you met my dog? He's called Farage! Received! I'm sending the boys down! 699 00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:24,560 I'm sending the boys down! What's that? Lead! We've been following this bloke Levy for a while! Who is he? Imagine a Latvian cowboy! Latvian! He's got a band of gypsies that make motors! Gypsies! Smart fucking motors! They respray them, private plate them and ship them out to Eastern Europe! Fuck off! It's a hunch! I think he might lead us to something! 700 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:44,560 I'm gonna sniff around here for a while! I'll follow with Evans! Take Stoppy over there! Levy don't travel with our company so we'll send the troops! Alright! Bring him in! Nice as possible Mitch! I want him to be able to speak in the interview! Make sure you don't kill the gypsy! I want him to be able to talk like that interview! 701 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:51,560 I want him to be able to talk like that interview! How is curping seeing the air image? And they start something! Mitch one ass! Repoating! 702 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:58,560 I wonder if they implement grime music into the fucking game! It would've been apt for the... if there are any kind of scenes where you're going with a brickstone for a fucking bit of barney! 703 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:04,120 did the implement grind music into the fucking game it would have been apt for 704 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:11,880 the there any kind of scenes where you going to the barney 705 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:33,480 Vauxhall have you met my dog Vauxhall he's a lab fuck is that nice it's someone 706 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:45,160 following me this London it's what driving in London is like man he's a 707 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:54,100 Latvian accountant there's goosh never passed the NCC let when I drive the 708 00:46:54,100 --> 00:47:00,720 fucking please Carol over to Ireland the NCC it won't pass as the cracks in the 709 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:06,040 bumper I had to put a fucking bit of gaffer tape over the bumper crack or buy a 710 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:10,320 new one I was they said would you get a new bumper for the NCC I think fuck that 711 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,460 stick a bit of gaffer over me 712 00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:27,260 watch out pass no bother and it did it was silver gaffer team on the Almera past 713 00:47:27,260 --> 00:47:32,360 past past tense 714 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:50,460 we're doing the Lord's work out here in London leave me alone I'm going over one of the bridges now where's the shard? 715 00:47:50,460 --> 00:47:58,560 the man's just this is where the boom boom boys did a bit of Barney 716 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:08,660 the man's just this is where the hell is going to be done with the money? 717 00:48:08,660 --> 00:48:11,660 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 718 00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:12,660 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 719 00:48:12,660 --> 00:48:13,660 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 720 00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:15,660 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 721 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:17,660 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 722 00:48:17,660 --> 00:48:20,660 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 723 00:48:20,660 --> 00:48:21,660 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 724 00:48:21,660 --> 00:48:22,660 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 725 00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:23,660 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 726 00:48:23,660 --> 00:48:24,660 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 727 00:48:24,660 --> 00:48:28,760 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 728 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,760 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 729 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,760 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 730 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,760 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 731 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,760 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 732 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,760 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 733 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,760 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 734 00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,760 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 735 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,760 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 736 00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,760 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 737 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,760 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 738 00:48:48,760 --> 00:49:04,860 the man's just this is where the money is going to be done with the money? 739 00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:06,860 ha ha break down baby 740 00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:16,860 who knew this existed? 741 00:49:16,860 --> 00:49:20,860 bring them being shot out by Latvians! 742 00:49:20,860 --> 00:49:22,860 fucking Latvians mate! 743 00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:24,860 Sarge! 744 00:49:24,860 --> 00:49:26,860 Sarge! 745 00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:30,860 I'm arresting you under suspicion of murder 746 00:49:30,860 --> 00:49:32,860 you do not have to cite anything 747 00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:37,860 but what you do say may be used against you in evidence 748 00:49:37,860 --> 00:49:39,860 do you understand? 749 00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:41,860 fuck off! 750 00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:45,860 just ran someone over a man 751 00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:47,860 Tosh! 752 00:49:47,860 --> 00:49:49,860 where's Tosh? 753 00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:55,860 tell Tosh to get me a packet of walkers cheese and onion when he's down this shop! 754 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:59,860 I want a son 755 00:49:59,860 --> 00:50:01,860 a packet of cheese and onion 756 00:50:01,860 --> 00:50:03,860 and a pork pie mate! 757 00:50:03,860 --> 00:50:05,860 Oh boy mate! 758 00:50:26,020 --> 00:50:28,020 Where the fuck am I going man? 759 00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:30,020 *laughs* 760 00:50:40,340 --> 00:50:43,460 And one pork scratching! 761 00:50:43,460 --> 00:50:45,460 *laughs* 762 00:50:45,460 --> 00:50:47,460 *laughs* 763 00:50:47,460 --> 00:50:49,460 *laughs* 764 00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:51,460 *laughs* 765 00:50:51,460 --> 00:50:53,460 *laughs* 766 00:50:53,460 --> 00:50:55,460 *laughs* 767 00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:57,460 *laughs* 768 00:50:57,460 --> 00:50:59,460 *laughs* 769 00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:01,460 *laughs* 770 00:51:01,460 --> 00:51:03,460 *laughs* 771 00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:05,460 *laughs* 772 00:51:05,460 --> 00:51:07,460 That's how it's done! 773 00:51:07,460 --> 00:51:09,460 *laughs* 774 00:51:09,460 --> 00:51:11,460 *laughs* 775 00:51:11,460 --> 00:51:13,460 That's how it's done! 776 00:51:13,460 --> 00:51:15,460 Sorry about that. 777 00:51:15,460 --> 00:51:17,460 *laughs* 778 00:51:17,460 --> 00:51:19,460 Fucking class man. 779 00:51:19,460 --> 00:51:23,460 That synced, that synced up fairly handy actually. 780 00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:25,460 *laughs* 781 00:51:25,460 --> 00:51:27,460 Fucking help. 782 00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:29,460 *laughs* 783 00:51:29,460 --> 00:51:31,460 *laughs* 784 00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:33,460 *laughs* 785 00:51:33,460 --> 00:51:35,460 Follow me! 786 00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:37,460 *laughs* 787 00:51:37,460 --> 00:51:39,460 *laughs* 788 00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:40,460 *laughs* 789 00:51:40,460 --> 00:51:41,460 Mission fail mate! 790 00:51:41,460 --> 00:51:43,460 Woah, what's up gov? 791 00:51:43,460 --> 00:51:45,460 You committed too much crime son. 792 00:51:45,460 --> 00:51:47,460 You going away for a while. 793 00:51:47,460 --> 00:51:49,460 What's that about why? 794 00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:51,460 You committed too much crime. 795 00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:53,460 *laughs* 796 00:51:53,460 --> 00:51:55,460 *laughs* 797 00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:57,460 *laughs* 798 00:51:57,460 --> 00:51:59,460 *laughs* 799 00:51:59,460 --> 00:52:01,460 *laughs* 800 00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:03,460 Wait here and keep an eye out. 801 00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:04,460 *laughs* 802 00:52:04,460 --> 00:52:05,460 They fucked up the music guys. 803 00:52:05,460 --> 00:52:07,460 They should have had some grind. 804 00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:08,460 *laughs* 805 00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:09,460 *laughs* 806 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:10,460 I like what you did with this song. 807 00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:11,460 *laughs* 808 00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:12,460 Yeah, what's that meant to me? 809 00:52:12,460 --> 00:52:14,460 Why's it always got to be like this, eh? 810 00:52:14,460 --> 00:52:15,460 *laughs* 811 00:52:15,460 --> 00:52:16,460 *laughs* 812 00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:17,460 Danny Dyer, thanks very much. 813 00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:19,460 You're on fire. 814 00:52:19,460 --> 00:52:22,460 Danny Dyer's on fire mate. 815 00:52:22,460 --> 00:52:23,460 *laughs* 816 00:52:23,460 --> 00:52:24,460 Call the fire engine. 817 00:52:24,460 --> 00:52:28,460 You better get London's burning down here soon mate. 818 00:52:28,460 --> 00:52:29,460 *laughs* 819 00:52:29,460 --> 00:52:31,460 Fucking right, Danny Dyer's on fire. 820 00:52:31,460 --> 00:52:32,460 *laughs* 821 00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:33,460 *laughs* 822 00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:34,460 *laughs* 823 00:52:34,460 --> 00:52:35,460 *laughs* 824 00:52:35,460 --> 00:52:37,460 Stratov Metal Company. 825 00:52:37,460 --> 00:52:38,460 Mama Duck. 826 00:52:38,460 --> 00:52:39,460 Mama Duck. 827 00:52:39,460 --> 00:52:42,460 Mama Duck Arthur's Minder. 828 00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:44,460 Thanks very much Arthur. 829 00:52:44,460 --> 00:52:46,460 Lukaku. 830 00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:47,460 *laughs* 831 00:52:47,460 --> 00:52:48,460 *laughs* 832 00:52:48,460 --> 00:52:49,460 *laughs* 833 00:52:49,460 --> 00:52:50,460 *laughs* 834 00:52:50,460 --> 00:52:51,460 *laughs* 835 00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:52,460 *laughs* 836 00:52:52,460 --> 00:52:53,460 *laughs* 837 00:52:53,460 --> 00:52:54,460 *laughs* 838 00:52:54,460 --> 00:52:55,460 MP5. 839 00:52:55,460 --> 00:52:58,460 Thanks very much from Mama Duck. 840 00:52:58,460 --> 00:53:01,460 This is from Mama Duck in Tower Hamlets. 841 00:53:01,460 --> 00:53:03,460 You slaves. 842 00:53:03,460 --> 00:53:04,460 *laughs* 843 00:53:04,460 --> 00:53:05,460 *laughs* 844 00:53:05,460 --> 00:53:06,460 *laughs* 845 00:53:06,460 --> 00:53:08,460 Bam bam bam baloozie. 846 00:53:08,460 --> 00:53:09,460 *laughs* 847 00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:10,460 *laughs* 848 00:53:10,460 --> 00:53:12,460 Wam bam thank you Pat. 849 00:53:12,460 --> 00:53:13,460 *laughs* 850 00:53:13,460 --> 00:53:15,460 Wam bam thanks Pat. 851 00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:16,460 *laughs* 852 00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:23,140 Ever butchers at this, Pat. He's stuck behind one of them canisters. 853 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:27,840 It's that shipping container by Maersk. 854 00:53:29,140 --> 00:53:32,840 They're a freight company, yeah. They move a lot of freight around. 855 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:38,040 You're going to be starting a new job Monday morning with Maersk. 856 00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:42,100 They're going to pick you up down Dagenham Motors. 857 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:47,320 They're going to drop you off down Canary Wharf, son. 858 00:53:48,380 --> 00:53:53,320 They're going to put you in a Merse container and ship you off to Latvia. 859 00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:57,120 You've been bought. You're going away to Latvia on loan. 860 00:53:57,980 --> 00:54:02,300 In a Merse container, son. Dagenham Motors style. 861 00:54:02,860 --> 00:54:07,420 West Ham have just put... The Amers have just sold you on loan, mate. 862 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:13,820 The Amers have just fucking received a loan offer from FC Riga. 863 00:54:15,340 --> 00:54:19,460 You're going to be shipped off to Riga tomorrow in a shipping container. 864 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:20,440 Maersk. 865 00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:25,980 It's going to go up the North Sea and around into the Baltic. 866 00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:31,000 You're not going to get into the Baltic. I'm not sure, but fuck it. We'll give it a... 867 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:38,540 He's a good captain. He's Captain Birdseye. He's going to do the business on the high seas. 868 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,700 He does. He's got a great frozen... He's got a great fridge in his... He's got a fridge... FREEZER! 869 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:53,420 Inside his machine. He's not going to sink. He's not going to sink, Pat. He's not going to fucking sink. You know that. 870 00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:01,460 In fairness to Johnny, hey. He has a chip on his shoulder. At least he's not a bag of chips. 871 00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:01,940 Hey. 872 00:55:04,460 --> 00:55:09,960 In fairness to Aaron Brennan, he's got a fucking stream on Twitch, remember? At least he's not a bag of streams. 873 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:21,120 stream living the dream 2015 you know what I mean flanye west on twitch flanye west doing twitch 874 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:29,600 streaming now on his stream go to his stream it's our friends stream ah how are you thanks very much 875 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:36,080 Aaron Brennan you're kooky your urban kooky collective I knew a lad at school who used to 876 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:42,240 call cookies cookies are you gonna get a cookie when you're downtown lunch will you pick me up a cookie 877 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:48,480 do you know the fucking ones the cuisine to France ones that are lovely and soft when they come out 878 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:57,620 the bakery but uh enough of that shit you need to carry on the FC Rieger Rieger loan on loan from 879 00:55:57,620 --> 00:56:04,620 Millwilder fucking hell man boy band came out of the woodwork their shipping containers the 880 00:56:04,620 --> 00:56:14,860 the Mersk crew the fucking Mersk crew are after savaging your cabbage mate that thems was the Mersk boys 881 00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:33,180 yeah good lads good family good good good kids surveillance team last main standing still 882 00:56:33,180 --> 00:56:40,180 I've got an Uzi mate, I've got a fucking Mac-10. I've got a Mac-10! 883 00:56:55,180 --> 00:57:00,180 I think I heard some, they have Latvian voices as well. 884 00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:10,180 Bit of free aim innit? Bit of free aiming. Bam! Shamboozy! Graphics! 885 00:57:11,180 --> 00:57:14,180 You're gonna need a new graphics card after that mate. 886 00:57:15,180 --> 00:57:22,180 What you talking about? Graphics! I blew up the bin and you needed a new Nvidia. 887 00:57:23,180 --> 00:57:27,180 Were you talking to your mate Nvidia? 888 00:57:28,180 --> 00:57:33,180 We're gonna come down to the gym, we wanna see them talk to them about an upgrade. 889 00:57:35,180 --> 00:57:37,180 What you talking about? 890 00:57:39,180 --> 00:57:42,180 No son, graphics card's built into the Playstation. 891 00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:46,180 BUSH! 892 00:57:47,180 --> 00:57:48,180 Police! Don't shoot! 893 00:57:48,180 --> 00:57:50,180 Don't move, please! You're dead son! 894 00:57:53,180 --> 00:57:57,180 Oh fuck, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's disgusting! 895 00:57:58,180 --> 00:57:59,180 Come here you cunt! 896 00:58:02,180 --> 00:58:03,180 I need to find more ammo. 897 00:58:06,180 --> 00:58:26,180 We've got a bailing machine! He's pissing out bales of cards! He's been squashing the cards down to boxes mate! Where's the Lemons? Where's Riga? 898 00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:54,180 Oh, hell man! The sound of the bailing machine is kinda... It's providing an ominous drone tone sound which underscores the dark, violent nature of the scenes you're witnessing! 899 00:58:54,180 --> 00:58:56,180 Oh 900 00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,880 Tell you who did a good job of that 901 00:59:02,620 --> 00:59:10,700 Fucking the sound design actually is quality sound design in this game is probably voiceovers equality 902 00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:12,700 Oh 903 00:59:24,220 --> 00:59:26,760 I'm sure I saw a fucking bastard behind this 904 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:32,140 Gang of ships was a gang of ships down by the pile of metal. Did you see it? 905 00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:35,580 Fella hiding in the gang escapes down there 906 00:59:38,100 --> 00:59:43,540 And I tell you who did a class job on the sound design the fucking 907 00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:54,140 Film Dunkirk all like the sounds the ambient sounds melded and meshed into the fucking the score of the film 908 00:59:56,420 --> 01:00:00,220 Like this music you hear now is it's not great 909 01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,040 but they 910 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,400 I've said it five times in the last few minutes 911 01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:09,500 It's just in case you didn't get that almost out of ammo 912 01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:15,820 I'm so impressed by those details or as they say in the states the deals 913 01:00:17,940 --> 01:00:24,820 Three fab Sprite mate he's inside a caboose the decommissioned tube tube caboose 914 01:00:27,780 --> 01:00:32,780 He's down his luck he's been living in a decommissioned tube caboose a tube car 915 01:00:35,780 --> 01:00:41,420 When bam thank you Pat ever butchers at this son got a brand new gun 916 01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,200 I want to test it out of the metal slag pile 917 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:58,140 I'm off to taking down a pile of slags where's my lunch where's my dinner where's my oyster car? 918 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,200 Music's gone to fuck now. 919 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:11,200 You've got a chip on your shoulder, but at least it's not a bag of chips. 920 01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:17,200 Thanks very much. That's fucking nice, McSlee. 921 01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:21,200 You got fucking murked, mate. You got murked. 922 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,200 And you deserve more than what you've been given. 923 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:27,200 You deserve more, mate. 924 01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:32,200 That's called the fucking Teletubbies. 925 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:33,200 NOAH! 926 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,200 NOAH! 927 01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,200 Noah's Hawk. How you doing, Noah? 928 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:41,200 Thank you so much, mate, for that. 929 01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:46,200 Thank you very much. 930 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:56,200 Thank you very much, Noah, for the 35 quid sign of speed that down to value at lunch. 931 01:01:56,200 --> 01:02:00,200 Big shout out to Noah. 932 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:08,200 What you mean Noah's been spending 35 beans? 933 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:14,200 We're gonna bring Noah on a holiday to New York. 934 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:26,200 We're gonna get him on the side of a billboard because he spent 35 quid on my stream. 935 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:32,040 What you mean? 936 01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:35,620 Noah's been spending his beans. 937 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,160 Right, thanks very much Noah. 938 01:02:41,420 --> 01:02:42,220 That's incredible. 939 01:02:43,340 --> 01:02:44,160 It's fucking incredible. 940 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:45,020 Thank you very much. 941 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,600 Fucking hell. 942 01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,460 That took the wind out of my sails now. 943 01:02:53,460 --> 01:02:55,000 The reality of the situation. 944 01:02:55,000 --> 01:03:01,640 But don't you worry. 945 01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:03,340 We're only just getting started. 946 01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:05,660 Criminal crime. 947 01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:08,040 I've been arrested for doing too much crime. 948 01:03:08,140 --> 01:03:08,940 You want to watch out? 949 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,060 I'm a naughty boy. 950 01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:12,280 I'm a naughty snake. 951 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:15,200 Noah's arse, mate. 952 01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:16,640 Noah's arse. 953 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:19,420 You need to get yourself back on Noah's arse. 954 01:03:20,180 --> 01:03:20,580 Rapid. 955 01:03:22,580 --> 01:03:25,160 Bay Area Rapid Transit, mate. 956 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,220 We call it the tube over here. 957 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,800 You call it the underground over there. 958 01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,000 Noah's arse, is that right? 959 01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:36,640 Yeah, we call it the subway. 960 01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:40,920 Or the other way around. 961 01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,180 Whatever way you want to skin that apple gun. 962 01:03:43,300 --> 01:03:44,600 Where's Tosh? 963 01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:48,140 Gonna give this cunt a bit of Tosh now. 964 01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:51,020 I believe you gave him a bit of Tosh. 965 01:03:51,100 --> 01:03:51,580 Is that true? 966 01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:57,140 Who let Tosh out of the box this early? 967 01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:58,940 It's only 10.39. 968 01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:00,720 Tosh is back. 969 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:04,740 Wakey, wakey. 970 01:04:05,140 --> 01:04:06,300 Tosh is back. 971 01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:11,220 He's only gonna shuttle out of Latvians. 972 01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:21,200 Good night and God bless Tosh. 973 01:04:22,340 --> 01:04:23,740 You're one of the best. 974 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:27,660 Naughty little slag. 975 01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:29,780 Naughty little slag. 976 01:04:33,220 --> 01:04:34,660 First game had better shooting. 977 01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,220 Someone said, I don't know about that. 978 01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:51,860 Fucking hell. 979 01:04:51,860 --> 01:04:52,640 Fucking hell. 980 01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:55,240 He's on top of a pipe. 981 01:04:55,740 --> 01:04:57,760 A steam pipe industrialized job. 982 01:04:58,140 --> 01:04:58,920 London stuff. 983 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,280 Real London stuff, man. 984 01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:04,520 Ah, the game's class. 985 01:05:04,660 --> 01:05:05,800 It's real London stuff. 986 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,400 That's probably one of the choice things I was saying. 987 01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:11,080 Back when this came out. 988 01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,580 Which goes, ah, we played that game, man. 989 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:14,700 It's real London stuff. 990 01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:18,900 It's got fucking, it's grey and it's depressing. 991 01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:20,480 It's just like London, man. 992 01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,020 It's grey and it's fucking depressing. 993 01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,460 And it takes ages to drive around. 994 01:05:26,220 --> 01:05:27,280 It's so realistic. 995 01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:31,800 Takes you a long time to drive around, man. 996 01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:33,040 It's fucking brilliant, man. 997 01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:36,040 It's not fun at all, but it's so real. 998 01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:41,420 In fairness to this one, this is a real... 999 01:05:41,420 --> 01:05:43,260 There's no let up on the shootout. 1000 01:05:44,260 --> 01:05:51,920 In a modern game, this would have probably transitioned into some kind of cut scene where you're flying a fucking car or something through the sky. 1001 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:56,500 Get into that digger there and fucking dig your way to Mars. 1002 01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,060 He's the bus. 1003 01:05:58,140 --> 01:05:58,760 This is the bus. 1004 01:06:00,180 --> 01:06:01,140 I'm not a fucker. 1005 01:06:03,420 --> 01:06:04,480 I killed Levi. 1006 01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:07,580 Internal inquiry, Gav. 1007 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:09,940 What's that meant to mean? 1008 01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:11,580 You killed Levi. 1009 01:06:12,180 --> 01:06:13,000 That's not meant to shit. 1010 01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:15,340 I killed all his brothers. 1011 01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:18,700 Yeah, you're meant to save Levi, mate. 1012 01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:21,860 You're going down, son. 1013 01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,420 I hope I don't have to fucking do all that again. 1014 01:06:31,460 --> 01:06:32,760 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1015 01:06:33,460 --> 01:06:34,600 It's a long way, isn't it? 1016 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,860 You can't be able like this. 1017 01:06:38,660 --> 01:06:40,020 You can't be able like that. 1018 01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:41,460 You committed too much crime. 1019 01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:46,360 You're going to get community service for that crime you committed. 1020 01:06:47,660 --> 01:06:52,000 Commit another crime like that again and it's mission failed, you criminal. 1021 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,000 Take him down. 1022 01:06:55,180 --> 01:06:56,360 Am I military police? 1023 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:56,700 Am I? 1024 01:06:57,220 --> 01:07:03,860 In the last game, you got to play as both goodies and baddies in a kind of twisty-turny narrative arc. 1025 01:07:04,860 --> 01:07:06,880 It was good. 1026 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,100 I enjoyed it, yeah. 1027 01:07:08,340 --> 01:07:08,960 I liked it. 1028 01:07:09,020 --> 01:07:11,640 But I mean, this, I'm not sure you're going to be the cop the whole time. 1029 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:13,160 Is this cop bent? 1030 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:15,780 Are we going to see a bent cop situation? 1031 01:07:16,060 --> 01:07:18,940 I'm intrigued so far. 1032 01:07:18,940 --> 01:07:19,860 Got him. 1033 01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:20,820 He's down. 1034 01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:26,000 Now, industrial soundscapes. 1035 01:07:26,180 --> 01:07:27,440 Industrial effects. 1036 01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:28,240 Sound effects. 1037 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:30,660 Great sound effects being made. 1038 01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:31,500 The game. 1039 01:07:31,820 --> 01:07:32,240 Get away. 1040 01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:36,080 Hide over here and repair for a minute. 1041 01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:40,760 Seven seconds away. 1042 01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:42,200 I'll be waiting. 1043 01:07:42,460 --> 01:07:44,060 Broco to sand game, man. 1044 01:07:44,300 --> 01:07:45,380 Broco to sand game. 1045 01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:47,880 Yeah, Matt Salinas, man. 1046 01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:54,760 Thanks very much, Matt Salinas. 1047 01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:57,280 Welcome to the galaxy. 1048 01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:10,360 The Lampians are a bad tonight, mate. 1049 01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:11,260 You want to watch out? 1050 01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:12,160 They're tasty. 1051 01:08:13,900 --> 01:08:15,300 They've got a nice taste. 1052 01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:15,900 Police. 1053 01:08:16,100 --> 01:08:17,060 We know who you are. 1054 01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:17,820 Police. 1055 01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:19,940 Shut up. 1056 01:08:20,340 --> 01:08:21,120 Sit down. 1057 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:22,120 Police. 1058 01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:22,120 Police. 1059 01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:45,420 It's time for a lesson. It's time for a lesson in how to behave yourself. The police are here. Are you taking notes? Good afternoon, we are the police. Take out your notebook. Criminals. It's time for a lesson. Welcome to police school. 1060 01:08:48,740 --> 01:09:15,360 Lesson number one. How to behave yourself. Start off. You Levi, start off. I'm taking you in. Levi, start off. You know nothing, man. He knows his rights, apparently. What's this? Are we going to fucking back on him? I'd like to see you fucking drag. Levi. 1061 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:43,020 I can take more than you. What are we meant to do here? Oh fuck. What are we meant to do man? What happened to Levi? You told me not to kill him I accidentally killed him again with a fucking pistol whip. Bit of a pistol whip yeah. I hit him on the side of his canister with a nine. 1062 01:09:43,020 --> 01:10:09,440 Fucking hell. Get these then his drum fill. Fucking right man. So then we should be able to get. 1063 01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:21,440 Okay. I need to get it on a fucking soundboard though if I'm to be quick. 1064 01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:36,440 Someone can someone tell me there what to do with Levi because I'm not getting to the end of this again and fucking killing him. 1065 01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:49,440 Unequip your gun. You pushed him. You pushed him down the apples and pears you numpty. Arrest him. How do you arrest him Father Ted? 1066 01:10:49,440 --> 01:11:15,440 Bust out the game manual. I don't have the manual. It's a download. Perpetual shtag. Thanks very much perpetual shtag. You made me miss work Hendrik. I'm sorry man. I'll get to the end and pause it anyway and hopefully someone will have the fucking. The news. 1067 01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:34,440 You're going down to Charlottetown son. Yeah there's a Charlottetown son. Look at you. Look it up. Up on the map. Accent went 180 degrees there mate. It's hard. It's well hard. 1068 01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:55,440 There's a difference that you only learn in practice during the accents that the northern English say up and so did the Irish and London say up. 1069 01:11:55,440 --> 01:12:02,440 up. 1070 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:24,640 Braze. Up your bollocks. Is it here, someone? Someone's off to starting a fire in the junkyard. 1071 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:54,540 He's bad, bad, leave our brain. The baddest life feeling in the whole damn town. He's madder than old King Kong. And he's leaner than a junkyard dog. Doing a bit of, doing a bit of disposal work down the junkyard. Oi. Doing a bit of interrogation in. 1072 01:12:54,540 --> 01:13:12,980 Doing a bit of pest control. It's a life of grime son. Great documentary used to be on BBC One about people who clean stuff. Hey you Levi, I need to get a bit of rest son. Wait there for me. 1073 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:46,600 Pretty sure you press the O button to arrest if not try all the buttons because once he starts shaking with his hands to his face he won't retaliate. Right. Just hold on a friggin god damn second punk. Chill baby. I ain't going to struggle. Chill baby. Chill baby he said. He said chill baby. You're under arrest. 1074 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:50,100 Yes. You under arrest you mug. 1075 01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:30,600 This is designer jacket. And you ruined my haircut. This 60 pound haircut. You don't understand because your mother she cut your hair. Huh? I want some new clothes. I want some new clothes. 1076 01:14:30,780 --> 01:14:31,520 Can be arranged. 1077 01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:44,760 But I don't want any dead tramp lost property stink of piss. I want to smoke. Hey pig! Give me a cigarette. Shut him up will ya? Shut him up. 1078 01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:54,940 Lights. This fucking country. I want a man's cigarette. Huh? You pulling my pisser? You think I smoke for my fucking health? 1079 01:14:54,940 --> 01:15:20,860 I'm sorry but I do not read English. Then allow me. Star journalist goes missing. Award winning investigative journalist Jackie Phillips disappeared last week. Blah blah blah. I'm sure you know the rest. Ringing any bells? 1080 01:15:20,860 --> 01:15:32,740 Yes. The big one on the end of my fucking dick. Look Levy. It's Levi. It's fucking Wrangler in this station if I say so. Show some respect. 1081 01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:37,480 I know about Russian codes of law. Makes a murder sound like a fucking mother's meeting. 1082 01:15:38,580 --> 01:15:48,060 But I am Latvian. Whatever. I did something that looked like you this morning pig. I didn't answer the questions. 1083 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:52,180 In fairness to Johnny Hay. He has a chip on his shoulder. He's not a bag of chips. 1084 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:59,680 Hey Killian William. Thanks very much man. Appreciate it. Thank you very much. 1085 01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:02,100 Whoa! Oh! 1086 01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:16,440 Yeah? I understand. I've got a bad memory too. I can't remember some things. Some parts of my life are a complete blackout. 1087 01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:17,200 Get him up. 1088 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:28,280 That's your big moment. You tough guy. You fucking pig. 1089 01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:33,240 Phillips was following you Levy. Watching your dirty little fingers and all those dirty little pies. 1090 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:36,340 I want my lawyer. 1091 01:16:36,820 --> 01:16:38,600 In fact she was getting right on my toes. 1092 01:16:38,780 --> 01:16:40,240 Getting right on my toes son. 1093 01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:43,600 My lawyer. And I want my phone call. 1094 01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,740 Isn't it rude to interrupt where you come from? 1095 01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:47,200 Tommy Robinson. 1096 01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:48,260 Fuck you! 1097 01:16:48,260 --> 01:16:54,300 Okay Levy. You got your call. 1098 01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:01,320 Send the cards to the family at Calais. 1099 01:17:01,580 --> 01:17:03,180 If his people have influence he'll be out. 1100 01:17:03,380 --> 01:17:04,940 Yeah. Let's worry about that when it happens. 1101 01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:11,960 This is a class game. 1102 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:12,120 Yeah. 1103 01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:12,120 This is a class game. 1104 01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:14,820 BLEET! BLEET! BLEET! They were arrested! 1105 01:17:14,820 --> 01:17:16,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1106 01:17:16,620 --> 01:17:18,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1107 01:17:18,620 --> 01:17:20,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1108 01:17:20,620 --> 01:17:22,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1109 01:17:27,620 --> 01:17:30,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1110 01:17:30,620 --> 01:17:32,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1111 01:17:32,620 --> 01:17:34,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1112 01:17:36,620 --> 01:17:38,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1113 01:17:39,620 --> 01:17:41,620 Fucking hell, he has the contacts, man! 1114 01:17:41,620 --> 01:17:44,620 Inspector Munro! The Deputy Commissioner called! It's urgent! 1115 01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,120 Be worried! It's urgent! Inspector! 1116 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:50,120 He's out! Tail him! 1117 01:17:50,120 --> 01:17:52,620 Don't let him out of your fucking sight and don't let him clock you! 1118 01:17:52,620 --> 01:17:54,120 I'll be on the radio! 1119 01:18:05,620 --> 01:18:07,620 Nice bird he's got! 1120 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:11,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1121 01:18:11,620 --> 01:18:12,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1122 01:18:12,620 --> 01:18:13,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1123 01:18:13,620 --> 01:18:14,620 Nice, Harris! 1124 01:18:14,620 --> 01:18:15,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1125 01:18:15,620 --> 01:18:16,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1126 01:18:16,620 --> 01:18:17,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1127 01:18:17,620 --> 01:18:18,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1128 01:18:18,620 --> 01:18:19,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1129 01:18:19,620 --> 01:18:20,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1130 01:18:20,620 --> 01:18:21,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1131 01:18:21,620 --> 01:18:22,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1132 01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:23,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1133 01:18:23,620 --> 01:18:24,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1134 01:18:24,620 --> 01:18:25,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1135 01:18:25,620 --> 01:18:26,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1136 01:18:26,620 --> 01:18:27,620 *BLEET! They were arrested! 1137 01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:28,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1138 01:18:28,620 --> 01:18:29,120 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1139 01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:29,120 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1140 01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:30,120 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1141 01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:31,120 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1142 01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:32,120 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1143 01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:33,120 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1144 01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:34,120 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1145 01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:35,120 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1146 01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:35,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1147 01:18:35,620 --> 01:18:36,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1148 01:18:36,620 --> 01:18:37,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1149 01:18:37,620 --> 01:18:38,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1150 01:18:38,620 --> 01:18:39,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1151 01:18:39,620 --> 01:18:40,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1152 01:18:40,620 --> 01:18:41,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1153 01:18:41,620 --> 01:18:42,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1154 01:18:42,620 --> 01:18:43,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1155 01:18:43,620 --> 01:18:44,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1156 01:18:44,620 --> 01:18:45,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1157 01:18:45,620 --> 01:18:46,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1158 01:18:46,620 --> 01:18:47,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1159 01:18:47,620 --> 01:18:48,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1160 01:18:48,620 --> 01:18:49,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1161 01:18:49,620 --> 01:18:50,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1162 01:18:50,620 --> 01:18:51,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1163 01:18:51,620 --> 01:18:52,620 *BLEET! They were arrested!* 1164 01:18:52,620 --> 01:18:59,120 Listen you listen clear because I'm never gonna say this once right? Yeah. Well you are. I don't- 1165 01:19:04,120 --> 01:19:16,120 Whopper buzz. Thank you very much. Thanks very much whopper buzz. And Cillian Willian said: Red Rock was TV3's attempt to build. 1166 01:19:19,620 --> 01:19:29,620 Is that finished now? Is this Red Rock? Never watched an episode man. And you said the Morbegs was grittier. The Morbegs did have more grit. 1167 01:19:31,620 --> 01:19:42,620 Check the rear view, you never know. Check the rear view for any monkey business. Make sure you check the rear view if there's any monkey business going on. 1168 01:19:46,620 --> 01:19:50,620 I wonder if he changed the fucking- 1169 01:19:50,620 --> 01:19:52,620 Ah, it's siren on. Fuck. 1170 01:19:53,620 --> 01:19:56,620 You know when to put the siren on when you're tailing him? 1171 01:19:57,620 --> 01:20:04,620 Rule number one. Don't use a police siren, yeah? Because he'll know that we're behind them. 1172 01:20:10,620 --> 01:20:14,620 Stick with him, but don't leave C-Its, yeah? He ain't the time to check the rear view, but you never know. 1173 01:20:23,620 --> 01:20:25,620 He's driving the bus lane! 1174 01:20:27,620 --> 01:20:28,620 Disgusting. 1175 01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:36,620 Someone's gonna have to tell Tommy Schlug that someone's been driving him to his bus lane. 1176 01:20:36,620 --> 01:20:39,620 Is there a fucking London bus simulator for Tommy Schlug? 1177 01:20:40,620 --> 01:20:41,620 Imagine the chaos. 1178 01:20:42,620 --> 01:20:44,620 Hey, stop! Get us there alive! 1179 01:20:44,620 --> 01:20:47,620 Imagine the chaos of Tommy Schlug-Aaron. 1180 01:20:48,620 --> 01:20:49,620 Schlug-Aaron in London. 1181 01:20:50,620 --> 01:20:51,620 Oh, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone. 1182 01:20:54,620 --> 01:20:56,620 I'll see you later. 1183 01:20:56,620 --> 01:20:58,620 What did I just ride fucking donkey? 1184 01:20:58,620 --> 01:21:01,620 Fucking hell, he just knocked over a copper. 1185 01:21:01,620 --> 01:21:02,620 Watch it. 1186 01:21:06,620 --> 01:21:08,620 There's a fucking black cab sim, no way. 1187 01:21:10,620 --> 01:21:11,620 Mitch Warners! 1188 01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:12,620 The knowledge. 1189 01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:17,620 Black cab simulator coming your way soon enough, I'd say then. 1190 01:21:19,620 --> 01:21:25,620 I think I might move to London and start a new job as a taxi driver. 1191 01:21:26,620 --> 01:21:27,620 George, where are you? 1192 01:21:27,620 --> 01:21:28,620 Just going to Finsbury. 1193 01:21:33,620 --> 01:21:34,620 We're in Finsbury Park. 1194 01:21:34,620 --> 01:21:36,620 Nah, as a matter of fact. 1195 01:21:36,620 --> 01:21:37,620 As it happens. 1196 01:21:38,620 --> 01:21:39,620 We're in Finsbury Park, guv. 1197 01:21:41,620 --> 01:21:42,620 Do you want a nice lolly? 1198 01:21:45,620 --> 01:21:46,620 Going down the shop for a while. 1199 01:21:46,620 --> 01:21:47,620 Do you want a nice lolly? 1200 01:21:50,620 --> 01:21:51,620 I killed someone yesterday night. 1201 01:21:52,620 --> 01:21:53,620 Oh, oi! 1202 01:21:53,620 --> 01:21:54,620 Rock and roll! 1203 01:21:59,620 --> 01:22:00,620 Straight on. 1204 01:22:00,620 --> 01:22:01,620 Laguna Seca. 1205 01:22:03,620 --> 01:22:17,620 I'm in an unmarked Renault Laguna. 1206 01:22:18,620 --> 01:22:19,620 You don't know nothing. 1207 01:22:22,620 --> 01:22:23,620 That was a rubbish tea. 1208 01:22:24,620 --> 01:22:25,620 Don't know nothing. 1209 01:22:30,620 --> 01:22:30,620 Uh oh. 1210 01:22:30,620 --> 01:22:31,620 Hang back. 1211 01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:39,620 It's Derby day to day. 1212 01:22:44,620 --> 01:22:47,620 God only knows where this Latvian has taken us now. 1213 01:22:47,620 --> 01:22:49,620 Taken us to the top of the tree, I'd say. 1214 01:22:50,620 --> 01:22:51,620 They're in the mix. 1215 01:22:51,620 --> 01:22:52,620 They're in cahoots with the top brass. 1216 01:22:54,620 --> 01:22:55,620 Of the, uh... 1217 01:22:57,620 --> 01:22:58,620 The police. 1218 01:22:58,620 --> 01:23:00,620 *Dramatic music* 1219 01:23:15,180 --> 01:23:17,180 Come on Westheim! 1220 01:23:20,620 --> 01:23:22,860 Neighbours are gonna be fucking giving out. 1221 01:23:22,860 --> 01:23:25,100 Are you ready to meet our expert survivors? 1222 01:23:25,100 --> 01:23:38,540 And then when they do give out I'll just go: Neighbours, everybody needs shite, neighbours, who shout during the day in loud cockney accents? 1223 01:23:38,540 --> 01:23:40,540 Let's have a listen to this. 1224 01:23:40,540 --> 01:23:42,540 *Dramatic music* 1225 01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:44,940 Right. We should have known about this last week. 1226 01:23:44,940 --> 01:23:45,340 Sorry, sir. 1227 01:23:45,340 --> 01:23:47,740 I don't care. Just tell me what we need to know now. 1228 01:23:47,740 --> 01:23:49,740 We've been watching them come and go. 1229 01:23:49,740 --> 01:23:50,940 Well done. 1230 01:23:50,940 --> 01:23:51,740 Who's them? 1231 01:23:51,740 --> 01:23:53,500 They're dressed too good for builders. 1232 01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:54,780 This blokes an idiot. 1233 01:23:54,780 --> 01:23:56,380 Well we've ID'd a couple of them. 1234 01:23:57,100 --> 01:23:59,900 Levi Strautov you know of course, but there's another one. 1235 01:23:59,900 --> 01:24:02,060 Oi. Nadia Prashnadova. 1236 01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:02,960 Nadia. 1237 01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:05,080 The heavy's here. A scared shitless of her. 1238 01:24:05,740 --> 01:24:08,720 Intelligence reckons she's the tactics behind the force. 1239 01:24:09,140 --> 01:24:12,420 Ex-military bird. Turn security, turn trainer. 1240 01:24:12,820 --> 01:24:13,740 Jesus Christ. 1241 01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:15,740 That's all we got. We've been having trouble. 1242 01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:17,660 You do surprise me. 1243 01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:19,160 Jesus Christ. 1244 01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:20,760 We think there's another way in. 1245 01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:24,160 With Sean O'Connell. Sean O'Connell. 1246 01:24:25,040 --> 01:24:27,800 Do you know Sean O'Connell in the chat? 1247 01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:34,760 He's after remarking that the fella in the video is holding his gun like a little baby. 1248 01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:37,980 Well, could be. 1249 01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:39,800 Fill my watch list. How are you, son? 1250 01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:40,640 Whatever it is, it ain't English. 1251 01:24:41,540 --> 01:24:43,220 Hey, you can't go in on that. 1252 01:24:43,380 --> 01:24:44,800 Watch me. There's the backup. 1253 01:24:45,940 --> 01:24:47,660 Well, be careful, yeah? This place is huge. 1254 01:24:47,660 --> 01:24:49,000 He looks like Captain Incredible. 1255 01:24:49,140 --> 01:24:50,100 We know she's in there, right? 1256 01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:50,680 Yeah. 1257 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:52,400 Then I have no choice. 1258 01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:53,780 It's time to go in. 1259 01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:56,100 We're going to go and cause a bit of bother. 1260 01:24:56,620 --> 01:24:57,020 All right. 1261 01:24:57,620 --> 01:24:58,040 Look. 1262 01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:00,340 A minute following your command, sir. 1263 01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:01,660 Hostage on the third. 1264 01:25:01,940 --> 01:25:04,240 Get in there, secure the hostage, and leave. 1265 01:25:04,740 --> 01:25:05,640 From Inspector Monroe. 1266 01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:06,840 Extreme correction on the left. 1267 01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,880 Inspector Monroe, open up. 1268 01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:08,920 You hear the caution. 1269 01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:13,100 Entrance on the right. 1270 01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:24,240 Voyeur is secure. 1271 01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:25,200 Voyeuristic. 1272 01:25:25,560 --> 01:25:27,340 Getting a bit voyeuristic down here. 1273 01:25:27,420 --> 01:25:28,540 Let's go, people. Get upstairs. I'll take the rear. 1274 01:25:28,820 --> 01:25:30,100 I'm going to take the rear, John. 1275 01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:31,240 You what? 1276 01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:33,460 I never knew you were a bit King Lear. 1277 01:25:33,980 --> 01:25:34,920 Not like that. 1278 01:25:35,300 --> 01:25:38,120 I mean, I'm going to go and enter the building from the back. 1279 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:41,700 Are you a bit light on your loafers, son? 1280 01:25:42,100 --> 01:25:43,260 Not like that. 1281 01:25:43,580 --> 01:25:45,860 I'm going to go in from a different route. 1282 01:25:46,460 --> 01:25:46,980 Route. 1283 01:25:47,260 --> 01:25:47,580 Route. 1284 01:25:47,980 --> 01:25:48,360 Whatever. 1285 01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:53,440 Right. 1286 01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:54,700 We're in Clark and Well. 1287 01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:56,460 Well, how are things? 1288 01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:56,880 Clark. 1289 01:25:57,260 --> 01:25:58,100 How are you, Clark? 1290 01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:00,320 Clark. 1291 01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:01,140 How are you, Clark? 1292 01:26:01,220 --> 01:26:01,680 Are you well? 1293 01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:02,680 Sergeant? 1294 01:26:19,140 --> 01:26:19,940 It's not dry. 1295 01:26:20,360 --> 01:26:21,240 This is quite recent. 1296 01:26:22,460 --> 01:26:23,120 Oh, Jesus. 1297 01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:24,620 Sergeant, get in. 1298 01:26:29,300 --> 01:26:31,300 Mitchell, what did you find? 1299 01:26:31,300 --> 01:26:33,620 We found a dead monkey. 1300 01:26:33,620 --> 01:26:35,220 Looks like an old man or what's left of him does. 1301 01:26:35,660 --> 01:26:37,300 It's only your average demolition, son, is it? 1302 01:26:39,140 --> 01:26:40,940 He's been gasoline. 1303 01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:43,860 He's been quarantined. 1304 01:26:44,620 --> 01:26:46,020 He's been left for dead. 1305 01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:01,000 He's been playing gooseberry. 1306 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,720 He's been in the wrong market. 1307 01:27:03,940 --> 01:27:05,660 This little piggy went to market. 1308 01:27:06,460 --> 01:27:08,860 This little piggy went to jail. 1309 01:27:09,900 --> 01:27:10,860 He's gone to prison. 1310 01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:12,200 Wormwood scrubs. 1311 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:14,360 This place is too many rooms for those fuckers. 1312 01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:17,580 This is too quiet, Gov. 1313 01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:19,100 Something's not... 1314 01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:21,140 Something isn't right. 1315 01:27:21,700 --> 01:27:22,200 Oi! 1316 01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:22,600 Oi! 1317 01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:23,100 Oi! 1318 01:27:23,100 --> 01:27:23,540 Fuck! 1319 01:27:24,540 --> 01:27:25,220 Oh! 1320 01:27:25,220 --> 01:27:25,480 Oh! 1321 01:27:25,480 --> 01:27:27,400 Fucking hell. 1322 01:27:27,740 --> 01:27:28,740 Oh, yeah. 1323 01:27:28,740 --> 01:27:29,740 Oh, yeah. 1324 01:27:29,740 --> 01:27:30,460 Sorry, guys. 1325 01:27:30,460 --> 01:27:31,640 Thanks very much for watching. 1326 01:27:31,640 --> 01:27:32,640 I forgot to tell you. 1327 01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:35,540 You're actually privy to a Cockney. 1328 01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:36,820 Time for it. 1329 01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:39,400 You're probably wondering, how am I doing this? 1330 01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:43,820 And how am I keeping up that voice, that Cockney accent, which is faultless? 1331 01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:45,740 It's absolutely perfect. 1332 01:27:46,060 --> 01:27:47,540 Hasn't had a slip up yet. 1333 01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:52,580 Well, it's called Acting Masters Masterclass. 1334 01:27:52,980 --> 01:27:55,820 And I want to tell you how to get and achieve that level. 1335 01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:57,520 So, here we go. 1336 01:27:58,940 --> 01:27:59,780 How are you doing? 1337 01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:02,180 Hi, guys. 1338 01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:03,760 Welcome very much to the stream. 1339 01:28:04,900 --> 01:28:06,760 We're playing in the Getaway Black Monday. 1340 01:28:06,900 --> 01:28:11,480 And to celebrate that fact, I'm going to be providing you with an Acting Workshop Masterclass. 1341 01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:13,060 Cockney Workshop. 1342 01:28:13,440 --> 01:28:18,080 Phil is returning from the shop with the wrong brand of toilet roll. 1343 01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:19,360 Or of kitchen roll, sorry. 1344 01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:23,340 And his friend, Arthur, is not impressed. 1345 01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:25,300 Cockney Moods, Volume 1. 1346 01:28:25,380 --> 01:28:28,140 And there is a bit of swearing in this, because it is Cockney. 1347 01:28:28,140 --> 01:28:28,200 Cockney. 1348 01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:34,200 How you doing, you alright? 1349 01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:36,960 I brought back a kitchen roll you wanted. 1350 01:28:38,180 --> 01:28:39,880 That's not the fucking right one, Phil. 1351 01:28:41,060 --> 01:28:43,040 That's not the fucking right one, son. 1352 01:28:43,540 --> 01:28:46,600 What do you mean it ain't the right one, you fucking muck? 1353 01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:50,180 I bought this brown square from the supermarket. 1354 01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:52,480 Listen, Phil. 1355 01:28:52,480 --> 01:28:56,980 I don't want to fucking put your mush through a plain glass window, yeah? 1356 01:28:57,820 --> 01:29:00,740 But you're going to have to take that round back, sunshine. 1357 01:29:01,740 --> 01:29:04,580 Because if you don't, I'm going to kill you. 1358 01:29:04,780 --> 01:29:05,580 Alright, alright. 1359 01:29:06,580 --> 01:29:07,700 I'll bring it back. 1360 01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:10,320 What do you want me to do with it? 1361 01:29:10,760 --> 01:29:12,080 I don't care, Phil. 1362 01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:15,280 If you stick it up your arse, son. 1363 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:18,440 It ain't the right brand. 1364 01:29:19,580 --> 01:29:22,400 Now fuck off back to the supermarket. 1365 01:29:23,460 --> 01:29:24,880 Like a good little boy. 1366 01:29:26,140 --> 01:29:28,320 Before I put your head through the pipe. 1367 01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:29,380 Oh, oh. 1368 01:29:31,380 --> 01:29:33,620 But this ain't the last you've seen of me, eh? 1369 01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:36,740 Because I'm going to be back tonight. 1370 01:29:37,500 --> 01:29:38,500 There you have it. 1371 01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:40,580 That was volume one of Cockney Moods. 1372 01:29:41,220 --> 01:29:42,640 More of that on the way. 1373 01:29:43,060 --> 01:29:47,540 But right now, let's get back into the action of the getaway Black Monday. 1374 01:29:49,460 --> 01:29:55,380 And that was part one there of a series of Cockney workshop. 1375 01:29:56,920 --> 01:30:01,140 And hopefully you can take a few tips from that, Pat. 1376 01:30:02,900 --> 01:30:04,100 And you never know. 1377 01:30:04,220 --> 01:30:08,060 You can bring those skills to the fucking table next time you're in an interview. 1378 01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:12,300 Or if you've got an audition, I think. 1379 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:13,400 It's known in the biz. 1380 01:30:14,060 --> 01:30:14,900 Look at this guy. 1381 01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:15,220 Look. 1382 01:30:15,320 --> 01:30:16,300 Just standing there. 1383 01:30:16,960 --> 01:30:18,800 It's the biggest moment of his life. 1384 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:20,340 Ah. 1385 01:30:21,740 --> 01:30:23,720 The biggest moment of his life. 1386 01:30:24,820 --> 01:30:28,200 His life led up so much stuff. 1387 01:30:28,380 --> 01:30:30,020 Like he was reared by parents. 1388 01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:30,980 He went to school. 1389 01:30:32,180 --> 01:30:32,840 This cunt. 1390 01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:33,500 Don't move. 1391 01:30:33,540 --> 01:30:33,860 Gone. 1392 01:30:36,580 --> 01:30:37,500 Fucking hell. 1393 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:39,720 See you later, alligator. 1394 01:30:41,260 --> 01:30:42,060 You're fucked. 1395 01:30:42,900 --> 01:30:44,040 These cunts are fucked. 1396 01:30:46,220 --> 01:30:47,120 I've not got much ammo. 1397 01:30:49,300 --> 01:30:51,220 He has the fucking wherewithal. 1398 01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:51,960 Oh fuck. 1399 01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:53,200 And you won't get hurt. 1400 01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:54,120 To see. 1401 01:30:55,160 --> 01:30:56,640 I've not got much ammo. 1402 01:31:01,460 --> 01:31:02,140 Oh fuck. 1403 01:31:02,140 --> 01:31:02,140 Oh fuck. 1404 01:31:02,140 --> 01:31:03,140 Oh fuck. 1405 01:31:03,140 --> 01:31:04,140 Oh fuck. 1406 01:31:04,140 --> 01:31:06,340 Oh fuck. 1407 01:31:06,340 --> 01:31:07,420 Oh fuck. 1408 01:31:11,420 --> 01:31:11,860 Bang. 1409 01:31:11,860 --> 01:31:21,440 I'm a bit wine-assed. 1410 01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:23,280 Oh fuck. 1411 01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:24,400 Mitch winehouse. 1412 01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:24,660 Hi. 1413 01:31:24,660 --> 01:31:27,060 This fucking hell. 1414 01:31:29,740 --> 01:31:31,340 I wish I could pick up the shotgun. 1415 01:31:38,340 --> 01:31:39,040 Oh look at this. 1416 01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:40,180 You can fucking drag a body. 1417 01:31:40,260 --> 01:31:40,620 No way. 1418 01:31:43,620 --> 01:31:44,660 Like a rag doll. 1419 01:31:45,940 --> 01:31:49,460 You're done sunshine. 1420 01:31:49,460 --> 01:31:51,460 Your days are over. 1421 01:31:54,180 --> 01:31:54,660 Oi. 1422 01:31:55,420 --> 01:31:56,200 Get in here. 1423 01:31:57,420 --> 01:31:59,080 Get in here you slag. 1424 01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:04,720 I want to hide you because I'm so sick of the fucking sighting. 1425 01:32:04,780 --> 01:32:08,000 I'm going to hide your body inside this cupboard. 1426 01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:09,340 Bye bye. 1427 01:32:12,980 --> 01:32:13,600 Get it. 1428 01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:15,340 We're going to clean up this mess. 1429 01:32:15,900 --> 01:32:17,020 First and foremost. 1430 01:32:17,420 --> 01:32:17,600 Oi. 1431 01:32:18,080 --> 01:32:18,400 Gov. 1432 01:32:19,100 --> 01:32:20,680 We have to go and kill the boss. 1433 01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:20,980 Yeah. 1434 01:32:21,060 --> 01:32:22,240 But first and foremost. 1435 01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:24,000 We're going to tie you up around here. 1436 01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:24,200 Yeah. 1437 01:32:24,820 --> 01:32:26,420 Get rid of some of the carcasses. 1438 01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:31,300 Come on. 1439 01:32:31,440 --> 01:32:32,620 You're coming with me. 1440 01:32:34,480 --> 01:32:35,700 Fucking drag queen. 1441 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:36,480 What is this? 1442 01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:38,640 RuPaul's Drag Race. 1443 01:32:41,180 --> 01:32:42,780 Take a drag of this mate. 1444 01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:45,700 We're going to leave him over here by the window. 1445 01:32:45,920 --> 01:32:47,120 So he gets a bit of sun. 1446 01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:48,780 Bit of vitamin D. 1447 01:32:50,380 --> 01:32:51,980 There ain't no sun in London. 1448 01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:53,480 Oh yeah. 1449 01:32:53,660 --> 01:32:54,580 Vitamin smog. 1450 01:32:54,580 --> 01:32:57,080 Nice. 1451 01:32:57,380 --> 01:33:00,120 He's got a nice Latvian ponytail on him. 1452 01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:12,080 Thank you. 1453 01:33:13,000 --> 01:33:14,340 Thanks very much Francis. 1454 01:33:15,700 --> 01:33:17,400 Round up the boys to come Pintan. 1455 01:33:18,060 --> 01:33:19,840 I want the whole town to see me. 1456 01:33:22,380 --> 01:33:23,220 Quickly to the back. 1457 01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:23,980 I found the stairs. 1458 01:33:24,180 --> 01:33:24,680 Follow me up. 1459 01:33:24,820 --> 01:33:25,120 Move. 1460 01:33:25,900 --> 01:33:26,420 Move. 1461 01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:27,960 Kura. 1462 01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:29,140 Kegi Tulep. 1463 01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:29,680 Jodhva. 1464 01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:31,200 Oi. 1465 01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:32,040 Oh he's down. 1466 01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:43,660 Up the stairs. 1467 01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:44,680 Down the stairs. 1468 01:33:45,740 --> 01:33:46,680 Who cares? 1469 01:33:50,380 --> 01:33:54,600 Naughty boys. 1470 01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:55,160 Naughty boys. 1471 01:33:55,300 --> 01:33:55,880 Naughty boys. 1472 01:33:56,120 --> 01:33:56,780 Naughty boys. 1473 01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:57,400 Naughty boys. 1474 01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:58,120 Naughty boys. 1475 01:33:59,380 --> 01:33:59,980 Get out. 1476 01:34:02,060 --> 01:34:02,580 Help. 1477 01:34:03,260 --> 01:34:03,920 This way. 1478 01:34:04,060 --> 01:34:04,600 Down here. 1479 01:34:04,700 --> 01:34:05,460 Please help. 1480 01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:06,660 This is it. 1481 01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:07,640 Go here first. 1482 01:34:07,720 --> 01:34:08,000 We talk. 1483 01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:09,340 Nyeh. 1484 01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:10,800 What the hell? 1485 01:34:13,740 --> 01:34:14,800 This is naughty. 1486 01:34:15,420 --> 01:34:16,560 This is proper naughty. 1487 01:34:17,860 --> 01:34:18,660 Naughty dog. 1488 01:34:18,660 --> 01:34:18,960 Hello. 1489 01:34:19,620 --> 01:34:20,300 Please. 1490 01:34:20,460 --> 01:34:20,940 Anybody. 1491 01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:22,220 Oh. 1492 01:34:22,620 --> 01:34:23,220 Who is it? 1493 01:34:23,620 --> 01:34:23,900 Hello. 1494 01:34:26,900 --> 01:34:27,500 Cuffing. 1495 01:34:29,440 --> 01:34:30,080 Hello. 1496 01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:32,580 I'm in here. 1497 01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:38,260 Oh thank God. 1498 01:34:39,340 --> 01:34:40,880 I'd applaud but my hands are tied. 1499 01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:44,860 I wouldn't bother the bitch is gone. 1500 01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:48,480 Hello. 1501 01:34:48,480 --> 01:34:49,540 You found me. 1502 01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:50,320 Mission complete. 1503 01:34:50,420 --> 01:34:51,000 I'm here. 1504 01:34:51,260 --> 01:34:52,020 She's a soul. 1505 01:34:57,700 --> 01:34:58,160 Look. 1506 01:34:58,380 --> 01:35:00,420 I don't want to seem like an attention seeker but. 1507 01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:04,760 Could you untie me? 1508 01:35:06,180 --> 01:35:06,460 What? 1509 01:35:11,180 --> 01:35:11,740 Can you walk? 1510 01:35:12,100 --> 01:35:13,240 Last time I tried. 1511 01:35:15,280 --> 01:35:16,440 She's a cheeky number. 1512 01:35:16,440 --> 01:35:17,160 As near as possible. 1513 01:35:17,300 --> 01:35:18,200 It's fine by me. 1514 01:35:18,380 --> 01:35:19,460 As quickly as possible. 1515 01:35:19,960 --> 01:35:21,160 I'm taking you back to the station. 1516 01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:24,260 Are you injured? 1517 01:35:29,260 --> 01:35:29,980 Thank you. 1518 01:35:31,420 --> 01:35:32,220 Jackie Phillips. 1519 01:35:33,660 --> 01:35:34,560 This way Miss Phillips. 1520 01:35:35,560 --> 01:35:36,240 Proper salt. 1521 01:35:36,240 --> 01:35:36,560 Proper salt mate. 1522 01:35:41,960 --> 01:35:42,980 So what's the plan? 1523 01:35:43,360 --> 01:35:44,140 Stay close to me. 1524 01:35:46,860 --> 01:35:47,300 Here. 1525 01:35:47,700 --> 01:35:49,500 Everyone in the fucking chat there now. 1526 01:35:50,120 --> 01:35:51,660 I've got a bone to pick with you. 1527 01:35:53,260 --> 01:35:54,360 Everyone is saying. 1528 01:35:54,780 --> 01:35:55,140 Fucking. 1529 01:35:55,340 --> 01:35:56,960 Why is your man's head so big? 1530 01:35:57,120 --> 01:35:58,360 Are you talking about me? 1531 01:35:58,500 --> 01:35:59,820 Are you on about my fucking head? 1532 01:36:01,500 --> 01:36:02,180 You cunts. 1533 01:36:02,780 --> 01:36:04,200 Are you saying that I've got a big head? 1534 01:36:04,840 --> 01:36:06,500 Every time I look at the chat for the last. 1535 01:36:06,700 --> 01:36:07,920 Last 20 minutes now. 1536 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:08,660 And I'm getting. 1537 01:36:09,420 --> 01:36:10,320 It's annoying me. 1538 01:36:10,620 --> 01:36:12,220 All I keep seeing is someone writing. 1539 01:36:12,540 --> 01:36:13,880 He's got a big fucking head. 1540 01:36:16,900 --> 01:36:17,340 Is. 1541 01:36:17,900 --> 01:36:19,460 You're out there doing that. 1542 01:36:23,340 --> 01:36:24,760 That's what you're fucking doing. 1543 01:36:26,880 --> 01:36:27,280 No. 1544 01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:29,680 It's swollen. 1545 01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:29,980 Huh? 1546 01:36:38,780 --> 01:36:40,520 I can't believe a fucking word. 1547 01:36:40,580 --> 01:36:40,820 Any. 1548 01:36:41,060 --> 01:36:41,580 Say anyway. 1549 01:36:45,740 --> 01:36:46,220 All right. 1550 01:36:46,260 --> 01:36:47,640 Let's get this bird out of here. 1551 01:36:47,900 --> 01:36:49,280 We need to get a safe and sound. 1552 01:36:49,660 --> 01:36:50,200 We need to get. 1553 01:36:50,580 --> 01:36:51,740 We need to get her out. 1554 01:36:52,740 --> 01:36:53,260 Call Mitch. 1555 01:36:53,320 --> 01:36:55,660 Get a black cab down here. 1556 01:36:56,300 --> 01:36:57,260 Rapid transit. 1557 01:36:59,060 --> 01:36:59,560 Uh oh. 1558 01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:01,580 Watch out. 1559 01:37:01,580 --> 01:37:02,520 Fuck. 1560 01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:03,520 They're insane. 1561 01:37:03,920 --> 01:37:04,840 He'll kill us all. 1562 01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:06,540 I don't think he cares. 1563 01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:07,120 Keep moving. 1564 01:37:12,700 --> 01:37:13,440 Oh my god. 1565 01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:14,700 It's collapsing. 1566 01:37:16,700 --> 01:37:18,380 As it fucking collapsing. 1567 01:37:18,380 --> 01:37:19,000 Jump. 1568 01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:20,580 You want me to jump it? 1569 01:37:20,940 --> 01:37:21,940 Just all of my lead. 1570 01:37:25,260 --> 01:37:26,160 How do we get across? 1571 01:37:26,460 --> 01:37:26,660 All right. 1572 01:37:28,820 --> 01:37:30,420 It's like 9-11 is right. 1573 01:37:30,560 --> 01:37:31,660 Super bass. 1574 01:37:31,760 --> 01:37:32,320 Super bass. 1575 01:37:33,100 --> 01:37:33,540 Fine. 1576 01:37:33,720 --> 01:37:34,400 I have the hostage. 1577 01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:35,760 We'll find another way down. 1578 01:37:35,820 --> 01:37:36,420 Fucking hell. 1579 01:37:37,280 --> 01:37:37,780 Waiting. 1580 01:37:38,100 --> 01:37:39,420 Boku dosanke man. 1581 01:37:39,600 --> 01:37:40,540 Seven seconds. 1582 01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:41,320 Waiting. 1583 01:37:41,320 --> 01:37:41,940 Brainschlug. 1584 01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:43,660 Thanks for the seven seconds, man. 1585 01:37:43,900 --> 01:37:45,720 Boku dosanke man. 1586 01:37:45,880 --> 01:37:47,100 Burra cochin. 1587 01:37:49,220 --> 01:37:49,540 Boku. 1588 01:37:50,540 --> 01:37:51,620 Through the toilets. 1589 01:37:51,860 --> 01:37:52,620 Through the jacks. 1590 01:37:53,120 --> 01:37:53,780 Fucking hell man. 1591 01:37:54,060 --> 01:37:55,140 DJ jacks. 1592 01:37:55,720 --> 01:37:57,700 Fucking jacks from Mortal Kombat man. 1593 01:37:58,260 --> 01:37:59,680 He was hiding in the jacks. 1594 01:37:59,680 --> 01:38:00,140 Get in. 1595 01:38:00,660 --> 01:38:01,560 I'll kill ya. 1596 01:38:02,220 --> 01:38:02,480 I'll. 1597 01:38:03,580 --> 01:38:04,760 I'll kill ya. 1598 01:38:05,920 --> 01:38:07,620 We get in the lift and fucking head downtown. 1599 01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:08,680 Right. 1600 01:38:10,060 --> 01:38:10,700 We're done. 1601 01:38:13,360 --> 01:38:13,860 Too much. 1602 01:38:13,860 --> 01:38:13,920 Too much. 1603 01:38:13,920 --> 01:38:15,480 Too much crime. 1604 01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:16,740 Too much crime. 1605 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:19,740 Oh, there's too much crime going on. 1606 01:38:19,740 --> 01:38:21,680 Where's your mom? 1607 01:38:22,420 --> 01:38:23,580 Where's your mom? 1608 01:38:23,920 --> 01:38:24,900 Where's your mom? 1609 01:38:26,300 --> 01:38:27,080 Can't do it. 1610 01:38:27,240 --> 01:38:28,960 It's hard sometimes to do the cockney. 1611 01:38:29,300 --> 01:38:29,500 Oh. 1612 01:38:30,720 --> 01:38:31,920 Where's your mom? 1613 01:38:32,400 --> 01:38:33,320 Where's your mom? 1614 01:38:33,500 --> 01:38:33,780 Mom. 1615 01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:34,460 Mom. 1616 01:38:34,940 --> 01:38:35,840 Where's your mom? 1617 01:38:36,860 --> 01:38:37,760 Where's your dad? 1618 01:38:38,640 --> 01:38:39,300 Where's your mom? 1619 01:38:42,580 --> 01:38:43,520 Mission failed. 1620 01:38:43,700 --> 01:38:44,300 You were killed. 1621 01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:45,200 We'll. 1622 01:38:45,260 --> 01:38:47,020 We'll just jump right back into this. 1623 01:38:47,020 --> 01:38:54,200 Serious amount of crime going on here, boys. 1624 01:38:55,460 --> 01:38:56,700 Half past crime. 1625 01:38:56,800 --> 01:38:57,420 What time is it? 1626 01:38:57,880 --> 01:38:59,020 Half past crime. 1627 01:38:59,480 --> 01:39:00,560 Quarter to crime, mate. 1628 01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:02,100 Ten past crime. 1629 01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:06,520 Why don't you just suck my fat pig while you cheap English fool? 1630 01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:11,040 Oh, Lacrienne insults are coming thick and fast. 1631 01:39:11,040 --> 01:39:16,760 Go on, Peek. Make my day. This is 44 P. Magnum. You feel licky, punk? 1632 01:39:17,880 --> 01:39:20,740 It's just gone 10 past crime, mate. 1633 01:39:21,760 --> 01:39:22,680 And you're dead. 1634 01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:26,400 You're gonzo. 1635 01:39:27,480 --> 01:39:32,820 Covent Garden. I saw your mum down at Covent Garden Market selling flies. 1636 01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:35,640 Nailed him. 1637 01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:45,240 You want a slice of cottage pie? You want a slice of cottage pie? You want a slice of cottage pie, mate? 1638 01:39:45,240 --> 01:39:47,240 Don't move. Stay there. 1639 01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:48,240 Get lost. 1640 01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:57,240 Oh, fuck your shit big with exhaust. Motherfuck you. Motherfuck you. What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? 1641 01:39:57,240 --> 01:40:04,440 Why don't you seek a Kolesnikov up yours? Tosser. The target's down. 1642 01:40:04,440 --> 01:40:14,040 Please tell me it's the end of this fucking rank situation. We're going now, do we? 1643 01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:15,640 Target down. 1644 01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:35,240 We can't keep you here, Jackie. I know. 1645 01:40:35,240 --> 01:40:36,240 Hi, Jackie. 1646 01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:37,240 Your sidekick. 1647 01:40:37,240 --> 01:40:38,240 Start talking, Jackie. 1648 01:40:38,240 --> 01:40:40,240 Sergeant Mitchell will be driving you to the safe house. 1649 01:40:40,240 --> 01:40:41,240 Sergeant Mitchell. 1650 01:40:41,240 --> 01:40:42,240 What do you mean? 1651 01:40:42,240 --> 01:40:43,840 I'm here at Regent's Park. I'll meet you there later. 1652 01:40:43,840 --> 01:40:46,840 If you want the information, I'll need my files. 1653 01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:48,840 It's arranged. Someone's collecting them. 1654 01:40:49,840 --> 01:40:51,840 Someone's going to pick you up. 1655 01:40:51,840 --> 01:40:53,440 We have to leave now. 1656 01:40:53,440 --> 01:40:54,440 Blackham. 1657 01:40:54,440 --> 01:40:55,440 The knowledge. 1658 01:40:55,440 --> 01:40:57,440 None of you, but... 1659 01:40:57,440 --> 01:41:01,440 Sergeant Mitchell, I'm sure you're very good at your job, but I warn you, a few cop cars 1660 01:41:01,440 --> 01:41:03,040 won't put these people off, you know. 1661 01:41:03,040 --> 01:41:05,040 We know. 1662 01:41:09,040 --> 01:41:09,040 Oh. 1663 01:41:09,040 --> 01:41:11,040 Sergeant Mitchell. 1664 01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:11,040 Spares, isn't it? 1665 01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:13,040 I mean, what's that mean to me? 1666 01:41:13,040 --> 01:41:14,040 Sergeant Mitchell. 1667 01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:17,040 It's my job. 1668 01:41:17,040 --> 01:41:19,640 Thanks very much, Vincent Brown. 1669 01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:22,640 Thanks very much, Vincent Brown. 1670 01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:25,640 You're the quiet one, aren't you? 1671 01:41:25,640 --> 01:41:27,640 Quite the moody action man. 1672 01:41:27,640 --> 01:41:30,640 Put your seatbelt on. 1673 01:41:30,640 --> 01:41:34,640 Put your seatbelt on. 1674 01:41:34,640 --> 01:41:40,640 We're going for a spin around London town. 1675 01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:43,640 In an unmarked laguna. 1676 01:41:43,640 --> 01:42:03,240 We're fucked. 1677 01:42:03,240 --> 01:42:07,240 We're fucked. 1678 01:42:07,240 --> 01:42:13,240 Mitch. 1679 01:42:13,240 --> 01:42:14,240 Mitch. 1680 01:42:14,240 --> 01:42:15,240 Come on, Mitch. 1681 01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,240 They got her in a van. 1682 01:42:16,240 --> 01:42:17,240 I'm in pursuit. 1683 01:42:17,240 --> 01:42:18,240 Oh. 1684 01:42:18,240 --> 01:42:19,240 Oh no. 1685 01:42:19,240 --> 01:42:20,240 Oh no. 1686 01:42:20,240 --> 01:42:25,240 It's all gone pizza, mate. 1687 01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:39,240 I didn't fucking save it either. 1688 01:42:39,240 --> 01:42:55,240 I didn't fucking save it either. 1689 01:42:55,240 --> 01:42:56,240 Glitch. 1690 01:42:56,240 --> 01:42:57,240 Glitch. 1691 01:42:57,240 --> 01:42:58,240 Why not? 1692 01:42:58,240 --> 01:43:06,240 I don't care if it gets done. 1693 01:43:06,240 --> 01:43:08,240 Just get it done and get it done fast. 1694 01:43:08,240 --> 01:43:11,240 Because if it don't get it done, then it's never going to get done. 1695 01:43:11,240 --> 01:43:18,240 Thanks very much, Eric. 1696 01:43:18,240 --> 01:43:20,240 I appreciate it, mate. 1697 01:43:20,240 --> 01:43:24,240 This has gone fucking naughty or give a... 1698 01:43:26,240 --> 01:43:27,240 Fucking vib... 1699 01:43:27,240 --> 01:43:29,240 It's vibrating like a mad bastard. 1700 01:43:29,240 --> 01:43:30,240 Listen to this. 1701 01:43:30,240 --> 01:43:35,240 Vibratran. 1702 01:43:35,240 --> 01:43:36,240 Phil glitch-o. 1703 01:43:36,240 --> 01:43:37,240 Phil glitch-o. 1704 01:43:37,240 --> 01:43:38,240 It's gone Phil glitch-o. 1705 01:43:38,240 --> 01:43:39,240 Oh no, man. 1706 01:43:39,240 --> 01:43:40,240 Oh no. 1707 01:43:40,240 --> 01:43:41,160 Still vibrating. 1708 01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:45,100 Feel glitchy. 1709 01:43:45,900 --> 01:43:47,740 It's gone feel glitchy. 1710 01:43:52,200 --> 01:43:53,620 Oh no man. 1711 01:43:54,860 --> 01:43:56,020 Oh no. 1712 01:44:00,020 --> 01:44:02,120 We'll have to continue this tomorrow. 1713 01:44:04,120 --> 01:44:06,280 We'll have to fucking continue this tomorrow. 1714 01:44:08,140 --> 01:44:11,360 But listen thanks very much Vibratron for watching. 1715 01:44:11,860 --> 01:44:13,180 And everyone watching there. 1716 01:44:13,260 --> 01:44:14,140 London's fucked. 1717 01:44:14,740 --> 01:44:15,740 London is fucked. 1718 01:44:15,900 --> 01:44:18,140 That's not my fault. 1719 01:44:18,240 --> 01:44:18,820 That's London. 1720 01:44:20,320 --> 01:44:21,620 Place has gone to fuck. 1721 01:44:22,120 --> 01:44:24,220 And also thanks for watching. 1722 01:44:24,500 --> 01:44:25,300 And you're probably. 1723 01:44:26,600 --> 01:44:28,320 Hopefully it auto saved Stephen. 1724 01:44:28,580 --> 01:44:29,820 Hopefully it fucking auto saved. 1725 01:44:30,080 --> 01:44:30,900 Let's have a little look. 1726 01:44:30,900 --> 01:44:40,800 It doesn't matter because I have. 1727 01:44:43,020 --> 01:44:44,500 A memory card somewhere. 1728 01:44:46,440 --> 01:44:49,880 That has a save on from 2004 or 2005. 1729 01:44:49,880 --> 01:44:50,480 No. 1730 01:45:18,480 --> 01:45:20,520 You're either with us. 1731 01:45:20,700 --> 01:45:21,920 Or you're against us. 1732 01:45:34,920 --> 01:45:36,760 The thing is Jake McPartland. 1733 01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:37,980 What I can do is. 1734 01:45:38,260 --> 01:45:40,800 Rig the PS2 up to the fucking capture card. 1735 01:45:42,500 --> 01:45:43,820 There's a way of doing it man. 1736 01:45:53,960 --> 01:45:54,820 It's not working. 1737 01:45:55,560 --> 01:45:56,000 It's fucked. 1738 01:45:56,000 --> 01:45:56,060 It's fucked. 1739 01:46:08,440 --> 01:46:09,320 Fucking hell. 1740 01:46:09,320 --> 01:46:39,300 I'm out. 1741 01:46:39,300 --> 01:47:09,280 I'm out. 1742 01:47:09,280 --> 01:47:11,280 I'm out. 1743 01:47:11,280 --> 01:47:13,280 I'm out. 1744 01:47:13,280 --> 01:47:15,280 I'm out. 1745 01:47:15,280 --> 01:47:17,280 I'm out. 1746 01:47:17,280 --> 01:47:19,280 I'm out. 1747 01:47:19,280 --> 01:47:21,280 I'm out. 1748 01:47:21,280 --> 01:47:23,280 I'm out. 1749 01:47:23,280 --> 01:47:25,280 I'm out. 1750 01:47:25,280 --> 01:47:27,280 I'm out. 1751 01:47:27,280 --> 01:47:29,280 I'm out. 1752 01:47:29,280 --> 01:47:31,280 I'm out. 1753 01:47:31,280 --> 01:47:33,280 I'm out. 1754 01:47:33,280 --> 01:47:35,280 I'm out. 1755 01:47:35,280 --> 01:47:37,280 I'm out. 1756 01:47:37,280 --> 01:47:39,280 I'm out. 1757 01:47:39,280 --> 01:47:41,280 I'm out. 1758 01:47:41,280 --> 01:47:43,280 I'm out. 1759 01:47:43,280 --> 01:47:45,280 I'm out. 1760 01:47:45,280 --> 01:47:47,280 Brain Schlug. 1761 01:47:47,280 --> 01:47:49,280 Thank you very much Brain Schlug. 1762 01:47:49,280 --> 01:47:51,280 What about this? 1763 01:48:03,280 --> 01:48:09,280 That man. That's called fucking Teletubby. Clearly you can't pass for it. 1764 01:48:12,280 --> 01:48:16,280 Thanks very much. Thanks very much. 1765 01:48:16,280 --> 01:48:30,280 I'm going to get down to get down fast. If it don't get done, then it's never going to get done. 1766 01:48:32,280 --> 01:48:34,280 Thanks very much, Eric. 1767 01:48:34,280 --> 01:48:50,280 Thanks very much. 1768 01:48:50,280 --> 01:48:52,280 I'm going to get down fast. 1769 01:48:52,280 --> 01:48:54,280 I'm going to fix it. 1770 01:48:54,280 --> 01:48:56,280 I'm going to fix it. 1771 01:48:56,280 --> 01:48:58,280 And we're going to come back to you at some stage with that. 1772 01:48:58,280 --> 01:49:02,280 But sure, look, it's fucking an hour and 50 minutes streaming. 1773 01:49:02,280 --> 01:49:08,280 So that was, that was, uh, was probably going to only do two hours anyway. 1774 01:49:08,280 --> 01:49:10,280 Two and a half. 1775 01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:12,280 Something else is fucked up there. 1776 01:49:12,280 --> 01:49:14,280 But I know what you're wondering. 1777 01:49:14,280 --> 01:49:16,280 Pardon me. 1778 01:49:16,280 --> 01:49:17,280 Pardon me. 1779 01:49:17,280 --> 01:49:18,280 I know what you're wondering. 1780 01:49:18,280 --> 01:49:19,280 I know what you're wondering. 1781 01:49:19,280 --> 01:49:20,280 It's a bad part. 1782 01:49:20,280 --> 01:49:22,280 Oh, mom, what you doing, you slag? 1783 01:49:22,280 --> 01:49:23,280 I don't know, Marcus. 1784 01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:24,280 I just stand here all day. 1785 01:49:26,280 --> 01:49:27,280 Thanks very much. 1786 01:49:27,280 --> 01:49:28,280 John shocks. 1787 01:49:28,280 --> 01:49:30,280 I really appreciate that. 1788 01:49:30,280 --> 01:49:38,280 And I was having a lovely time playing this game because I feel as though I finally found something that is going to replace Shenmue as a daytime. 1789 01:49:38,280 --> 01:49:40,280 It's a daytime streamer. 1790 01:49:40,280 --> 01:49:42,280 It's a real daytime streamer. 1791 01:49:42,280 --> 01:49:48,280 But in a way, I'm kind of happy that it fucking ended prematurely because I don't want to. 1792 01:49:48,280 --> 01:49:49,280 I don't want it all to be blown. 1793 01:49:49,280 --> 01:49:52,280 I don't want the loads, the load of the getaway to be blown. 1794 01:49:52,280 --> 01:49:55,280 Although I did say I'd fucking clock it by tomorrow. 1795 01:49:55,280 --> 01:50:00,280 Tell you what, I'm going to fuck off and I'll be back and I'll fix it and I'll come back. 1796 01:50:00,280 --> 01:50:03,280 Meanwhile, I know what you're thinking. 1797 01:50:03,280 --> 01:50:10,280 What you've witnessed here was some amazing acting masterclass workshop in Cockney. 1798 01:50:10,280 --> 01:50:11,280 How to be Cockney. 1799 01:50:11,280 --> 01:50:15,280 And John shocks. 1800 01:50:15,280 --> 01:50:16,280 Thank you very much. 1801 01:50:16,280 --> 01:50:17,280 John shocks there. 1802 01:50:17,280 --> 01:50:18,280 This is for you, John shocks. 1803 01:50:18,280 --> 01:50:22,280 This is Cockney acting masterclass part two. 1804 01:50:22,280 --> 01:50:24,280 And we'll see you later on, everybody. 1805 01:50:24,280 --> 01:50:25,280 Thanks for watching. 1806 01:50:25,280 --> 01:50:27,280 And God bless. 1807 01:50:27,280 --> 01:50:32,280 And this is how to act like you're in a Guy Ritchie movie part two. 1808 01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:34,280 Best of luck with you. 1809 01:50:34,280 --> 01:50:35,280 Bye bye. 1810 01:50:35,280 --> 01:50:40,280 This is the second in a series of acting working shop masterclasses. 1811 01:50:40,280 --> 01:50:45,280 And in this situation, Phil is after going down to the shop. 1812 01:50:45,280 --> 01:50:46,280 He's come back from the shop again. 1813 01:50:46,280 --> 01:50:48,280 This time with the wrong fruit. 1814 01:50:48,280 --> 01:50:49,280 What? 1815 01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:49,280 I got that banana you wanted. 1816 01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:49,280 Who said I wanted a banana? 1817 01:50:49,280 --> 01:51:03,280 We'll go for a second take on that one. 1818 01:51:03,280 --> 01:51:04,280 Action. 1819 01:51:04,280 --> 01:51:05,280 Oi, oi, oi. 1820 01:51:05,280 --> 01:51:07,280 Who said I wanted a banana? 1821 01:51:07,280 --> 01:51:08,280 Lovely stuff. 1822 01:51:08,280 --> 01:51:09,280 Or Arthur. 1823 01:51:09,280 --> 01:51:14,280 Don't be giving me the run around again, Arthur. 1824 01:51:14,280 --> 01:51:17,280 I bought you a fife. 1825 01:51:17,280 --> 01:51:19,280 That's what you asked for, right? 1826 01:51:19,280 --> 01:51:20,280 Do me a favour. 1827 01:51:20,280 --> 01:51:23,280 Go inside the bathroom, yeah? 1828 01:51:23,280 --> 01:51:28,280 And stick that banana where the sun does shine. 1829 01:51:28,280 --> 01:51:31,280 I will do no such thing, Arthur. 1830 01:51:31,280 --> 01:51:33,280 I will do no such thing. 1831 01:51:33,280 --> 01:51:35,280 Now do you want this banana? 1832 01:51:35,280 --> 01:51:37,280 Or are we going to have a bit of trouble? 1833 01:51:37,280 --> 01:51:40,280 I distinctly remember asking you, yeah? 1834 01:51:40,280 --> 01:51:42,280 To bring back an apple. 1835 01:51:42,280 --> 01:51:45,280 Now fuck off and get me an apple. 1836 01:51:45,280 --> 01:51:46,280 Alright, easy. 1837 01:51:46,280 --> 01:51:48,280 I'll bring you an apple. 1838 01:51:48,280 --> 01:51:50,280 I gave you the bananas an option, Arthur. 1839 01:51:50,280 --> 01:51:52,280 I like options, yeah? 1840 01:51:52,280 --> 01:51:55,280 But I don't like the options you have given me. 1841 01:51:55,280 --> 01:51:57,280 I don't like them, Billy. 1842 01:51:57,280 --> 01:52:01,280 And sooner or later, those options are going to fucking end up. 1843 01:52:01,280 --> 01:52:02,280 Too many options. 1844 01:52:02,280 --> 01:52:03,280 You're going to have too many options. 1845 01:52:03,280 --> 01:52:04,280 You don't know what to do with them. 1846 01:52:04,280 --> 01:52:07,280 So the problem with your options is, Billy. 1847 01:52:07,280 --> 01:52:10,280 The problem with your fucking options, Phil, 1848 01:52:10,280 --> 01:52:12,280 is that you've given me too many options. 1849 01:52:12,280 --> 01:52:14,280 I don't want those options, yeah? 1850 01:52:16,280 --> 01:52:18,280 And I'm trying to vibe it. 1851 01:52:18,280 --> 01:52:21,280 It's not really working at the moment, but I mean, look, 1852 01:52:21,280 --> 01:52:23,280 that's lesson two anyway. 1853 01:52:23,280 --> 01:52:26,280 It was tense and he was running out of options. 1854 01:52:26,280 --> 01:52:27,120 - God bless. 1855 01:52:27,120 --> 01:52:27,380 Thank you. 1856 01:52:27,380 --> 01:52:57,360 Thank you.