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Jackie Brosnan. I love women. I'm

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mad about women. I've been

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married three times. I'm infatuated

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with women.

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You are a liar.

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You are a liar.

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You are a liar. You are a liar.

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You hammered your mother. You

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hammered your mother. You

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hammered your mother.

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Don't obsess with me all the

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time. Don't you have a life?

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Don't you have a life?

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Is that the best you can come

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up with?

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You've peddled your lies all

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over the world.

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You hammered your mother.

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Why did you not discuss your

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well-paid employment with

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Jackie Brosnan?

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Number two, Frank McCord.

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Number two, Frank McCord.

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Why did you not discuss your

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years with St. Joseph's Biscount

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Movement?

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Hello, line four. Good evening.

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Good evening, gay.

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Pat Cox, MEP here.

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Adults of laryngitis.

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Laryngitis to us, Pat.

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Greatly enhanced his reputation.

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Shreezy. Shreezy. Shreezy.

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Okay? Okay? Okay?

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Hello, line four. Good evening.

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Okay? Okay? Okay?

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Hello, line four. Good evening.

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Okay? Okay?

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Hello, line four. Good evening.

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Shreezy.

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Pat Cox, MEP here.

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Pat Cox, MEP here.

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When I slither home after a

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hard day out in the fields,

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there's nothing I like more

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than lashing a few shtickings

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into the fireplace.

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And setting fire to them.

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Be careful not to burn your

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hands like I did.

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While I'm waiting for that baby

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to get going,

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I do a few rolls on the ground

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and a few reptilius repetitions,

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just to get the blood flowing.

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Once those flames are licking

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high, it's time to shtick your

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coal in it.

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You can generate extra drafdage

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by using your gooch as a waft.

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Now all that's left is to sit

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back and warm your sack by the

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flames.

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This message was brought to you

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by Firelighters.

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Live from Foxford, County Mayor,

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it's Sunday Night Games.

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And here's your host, Francis,

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the Viper Higgins.

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Higgins, Higgins, Higgins, Higgins,

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Higgins, Higgins, Higgins, Higgins,

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Higgins, Higgins, Higgins.

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I seen your Owl Eddie uptown,

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she's as rope as knives.

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I shied your father coming out

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of the boogies, his holes in

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the snow would be the way I

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would describe his eyes.

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Your brother's selling schmalt

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to Youngbooks at the discos and

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your sister's giving handjobs

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to lads from Drudge and Bo.

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I'm only telling you this cause

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I think you should know,

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although you're fucking dodgy.

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I think you're sound. Your

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sound is a pound to me. I think

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you're sound. So let's hang you

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round.

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The town together.

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You're fucked.

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How you fucking doing?

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On this Thursday night, I've

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been away all week. Was feeling

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a little shite. Didn't want to

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scream. Feeling down the dumps.

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Thursdays come along. I'm

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feeling fucking pumped. I'm on

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the side of a billboard. With

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your ma. I'm on the side of a

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billboard. With your da. I'm on

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the side of a billboard. By

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your ma.

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She funded this little excursion

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onto the billboards. What you

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think about that? Living in a

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little TV studio out in TV3

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galaxy, baby. Yeah.

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Welcome to the stream. Brian

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Morrissey, Max Darwin, Sarah

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Snake, Kieran McGettrick, Dan Scribbler,

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Kevin McNamara.

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Gavin McNamara.

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Do you like my little studio,

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baby?

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Yeah.

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Alright.

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On TV3.

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Pat Kenny.

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In the round.

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His TV show on UTV was sound.

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But they hammered it into the

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ground.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother, you

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hammered your mother, you

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hammered your mother, you

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hammered your mother.

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Alright. Tonight. Feeling

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alright.

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Okay, if it gets done, just get

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it done and get it done fast.

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Because if it don't get it done,

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then it's never gonna get done.

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Aaron Brennan, how the hell are

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ya? Thanks very much for that

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donation. I can buy a car, yeah,

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with that money in Gran Turismo.

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It ain't funny. But what I do

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know is that Aaron Brennan is

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the king of the stream 2019.

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Living the dream.

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Flannier West on Twitch. Flannier

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West on Twitch. Listen to this,

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you sons of a bitch. It's...

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Aaron Brennan, Aaron Brennan's

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dream. Living the dream. 2015.

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You know what I mean.

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Flannier West on Twitch. Flannier

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West. Doing Twitch streaming

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now. On his stream. Go to his

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stream. It's Aaron Brennan's

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stream.

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Welcome to the galaxy!

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Nice to be with you. Nice to be

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here.

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Pat Cox is in the house.

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Pat Cox, MEP here.

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Pat Cox, MEP here.

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Pat Cox, MEP here.

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Pat Cox, MEP here.

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I see ya.

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Pat Cox, MEP here.

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Pat Cox, MEP here.

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Pat Cox, MEP here.

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What's your guys?

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Japanese!

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*STEMP sound*

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Pat Cox MEP here!

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Good evening, gang!

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Hello, Line 4, good evening!

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*Sigh*

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Well...

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Welcome to the galaxy, Aaron

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Brennan, thank you very much

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for that.

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Currently drinking with Frankie

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Schoonz and Schligo Spiders.

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Because of you this happened,

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and we're good mates now.

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Frankie doesn't have a McKean,

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but has...

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Alright, okay, I won't read the

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rest of that.

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Won't read the rest of that one,

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Aaron.

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But thanks very much for the

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tip.

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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And there are the tune-ends

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there now.

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I hope you're keeping well.

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It's time for some getaway.

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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go all the way home to get this

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copy from the attic of the owl

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ladies gaff then I had to get

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a DVD burner and rip the

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fucking game and stick it on

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the ps3 as an ISO file jail

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broke oh headaches

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headaches I needed to I I had a

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whole box of headaches then and

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that's why I've been sick

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for a whole week never do a

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whole box of headaches off the

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top of the head you'll be

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fucked you'll be

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fucked but Sam well not that

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music off there to fuck you

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stick this baby on getaway time

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baby getaway time

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as Sam your man Lenny Kravitz

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said I want to get away I want

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to play the getaway on the jailbroken

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ps3

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didn't really say that but I

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mean he couldn't he wanted to

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re-release the track now if he

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wanted to

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re-release that song he could

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do it amend the lyrics Lenny Kravitz

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if you're watching Lenny how

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are you

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Lenny Kravitz if you're

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watching Lenny and you want to

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get involved in the getaway I've

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come up with an amazing idea

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for the the concept which is

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you sing the intro to me

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playing the getaway game and

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what you say is Lenny I want to

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get away I wanna play the getaway

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on a ps3 that's jailbroken yeah

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I mean it's it's up it's up in

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the air at the moment it's pie

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in the sky

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Lenny Lenny are you listening

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to me Lenny hello I'm telling

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you Lenny it's gonna be a

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winner it's gonna be pure Kravitz

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you come with me Lenny and I

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won't leave you behind you've

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fallen off the face of the

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earth Lenny for the last few

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years now you need to you need

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a hit you need a hit and I've

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got 5000 viewers on the live

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stream every minute

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every fucking day Lenny I'm on

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the side of billboards over in

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New York I've got one next to

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me here to the fucking right or

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the left of me Lenny Kravitz

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join me on this quest I promise

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you I won't let you down people

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want Kravitz back man they want

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Kravitz back

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I want to I wish that I could

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play the getaway on Thursday

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night just like a dragonfly

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just like a dragonfly

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I hope you eat your greens

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otherwise you won't be healthy

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I want to get away I wanna play

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the getaway yeah

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I wanna play the getaway yeah

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yeah yeah yeah yeah alright let's

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see the stars Lenny let's go to

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Mars Lenny do you wanna go to

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Mars Lenny I'm I'm I'm all up

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for it I'm all over it Lenny

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Let your spirit fly, Lenny.

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Leonard. Leonard, can you hear

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me, Leonard? Yeah!

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What a class video, Lenny. We're

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gonna make a brand new video,

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Lenny. We'll put loads of women

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in it.

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You're doing God's work, Lenny.

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Fair play to you. Lenny Kravitz,

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boy.

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Slap bass.

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I like what you did with this

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sauce. Oh yeah, what's that

297
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meant to me? Why's it always

298
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got to be like this, eh?

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Jacob Rees, Mog MP, thank you

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very much for that. That's very,

301
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very kind of you. Thanks for

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coming on. Stuck in a shit

303
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hotel in Howard.

304
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A bit less miserable. Is Harlow

305
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in London, is it? Maybe we'll

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see that.

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I don't care if I get it done,

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just get it done. Get it done

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fast!

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If it don't get it done, then

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it's never gonna get done.

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Ryan Matthews cast. I wanna say

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something, Ryan. You've greatly

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enhanced your reputation. And

315
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you're listening in to me and

316
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you can say whether it's right

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or it's wrong. It was never

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your intention to wind up work

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in Strasbourg on the European

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Parliament.

321
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Scruffy, thank you very much.

322
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My daughter won't stop singing

323
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"Eggs, Pudding and Beans". Well,

324
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,380
welcome to the galaxy Scruffy.

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Egg and pudding and beans.

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Egg and pudding and beans.

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Egg and pudding and beans.

328
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Egg and pudding and beans.

329
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Do you know what this means?

330
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Do you know what this means?

331
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Do you know what this means?

332
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Egg and pudding and beans.

333
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Egg and pudding and beans.

334
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Egg and pudding and beans.

335
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Egg and pudding and beans.

336
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Do you know what this means?

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Lenny Kravitz's dreams.

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Do you know what this means?

339
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Lenny Kravitz's dreams.

340
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:25,940
Egg and pudding and beans.

341
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Egg and pudding and beans. Egg

342
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:35,830
and pudding and beans. Egg and

343
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pumpkin and beans. Egg and

344
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,280
pumpkin and beans.

345
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Do you know what this means? Do

346
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you know what this means? Egg

347
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and pudding and beans. Egg and

348
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:06,760
pudding and beans.

349
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:13,150
Egg and pudding and beans. Egg

350
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:18,200
and pudding and beans. Egg and

351
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pumpkin and beans.

352
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Do you know what this means? Do

353
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:30,550
you know what this means? Do

354
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:35,040
you know what this means?

355
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Egg and pudding and beans?

356
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,500
I seen you.

357
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,500
What's up, guys?

358
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Japanese.

359
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,950
I seen you in a dream. I know

360
00:17:57,950 --> 00:17:59,530
well who you are. I seen you in

361
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a dream. I know well who you

362
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,930
are. I know well who you are. I

363
00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:05,620
had a dream last night. I heard

364
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,480
you call my name.

365
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:13,790
Estim Blumen Thal? Estim Blumen

366
00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:19,730
Thal? I had a dream last night.

367
00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:23,480
I heard you call my name.

368
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,290
Welcome to Vyper's View. View

369
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:27,900
is made for you.

370
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,340
Estim Blumen Thal? I had a

371
00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:40,340
dream last night. Estim Blumen

372
00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:42,660
Thal? Right, let's fucking get

373
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:45,300
into this. Sorry about the swearing,

374
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,810
by the way, but this is a

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00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:48,900
hardcore Cockney game. We've

376
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,040
seen it. You've felt it. A lot

377
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,200
of you know what to expect here.

378
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,950
It's been a real Guy Ritchie

379
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,960
kind of pumpkin powerhouse of a

380
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,190
game. It's got an amazing

381
00:18:59,190 --> 00:19:01,600
soundtrack, great sound design.

382
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,770
Carrie Ann Smith was involved.

383
00:19:03,770 --> 00:19:04,960
Robert Jezik.

384
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,270
Big hand for Robert Jezik. John

385
00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:09,760
Albushinny. And Carol Jenkinson

386
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,770
too, which was a surprising

387
00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:14,090
inclusion. It was a surprising

388
00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:16,280
inclusion into the piece.

389
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,910
It was a surprising inclusion

390
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,920
into the piece. When Brian,

391
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,850
when William Burden came on to

392
00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:24,780
the project, we knew that Sam

393
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,460
Coates and Ravinder, and

394
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:28,470
especially Dave Ranyard, and

395
00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:30,470
Nimrod did the music. We knew

396
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,920
that it was going to be a

397
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,420
special little piece. Ninja Chew,

398
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:36,340
Katie Ellwood did the fucking

399
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:37,960
screen thing.

400
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,960
*music*

401
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,960
I got in the way for a while.

402
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,300
I don't think you're gonna get

403
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,960
far with those little legs, Arian.

404
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,510
Everybody said that I found my

405
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:47,960
legs.

406
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,680
Connor Fowler. Thank you very

407
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:50,960
much, Connor Fowler.

408
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,530
Right, let's get on with this

409
00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:52,960
now.

410
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,710
New game. You're telling me

411
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:56,960
about that guy, New Game?

412
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,960
And you're playing his games?

413
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,960
And you're in his menu?

414
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:03,910
Special features, no chapter

415
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:06,960
select. The Jamaican.

416
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,960
*music*

417
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,960
Not the fucking Jamaican, man.

418
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,960
Not the Jamaican. I... We, uh...

419
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,530
Look, look at it. We'll just go

420
00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:19,960
for it. I might have to do the...

421
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,700
I might have to do the car

422
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:23,960
chase again.

423
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,150
I said I'd do it the last day

424
00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:26,390
and get rid of it, but we're

425
00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:27,960
gonna have to just do it again.

426
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,960
We're gonna do it again.

427
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,960
We're gonna do it again.

428
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,960
Egg and pudding and beans, guys!

429
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,080
He's got yard, he's all over

430
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:42,390
the place. He can't fucking

431
00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:44,960
believe it, he says.

432
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,960
I tell you what.

433
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:57,960
*music*

434
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,100
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that one.

435
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,960
Sorry, it's too much driving.

436
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:08,960
*music*

437
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:09,960
Oi!

438
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:18,960
*music*

439
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,980
We've got a snitch. You've got

440
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,960
a snitch. We're gonna get him.

441
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,470
We're gonna put a round in his

442
00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:25,960
head.

443
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,960
Oh, there is everyone. Jackie?

444
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,520
They got to her. We have to go

445
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:33,960
back.

446
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:34,960
Wait Mitchell, we need support.

447
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,960
Inspector, there's no time.

448
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,310
Request him back up to Carlisle

449
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:39,960
Mews safe house. Unit 1 on way.

450
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:56,960
Here we go. Where are you, sir?

451
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,270
Pass it through, kids, of

452
00:21:58,270 --> 00:22:00,040
course. Urgent call from Munro.

453
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,520
Units responding to my last.

454
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,540
Are you in the vicinity? Proceed

455
00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:05,960
Munro, we're closing on right.

456
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,960
Where the fuck did everybody go?

457
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,640
We are fucking done for. We're

458
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,960
driving around like a mug.

459
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:23,890
Today, tomorrow, and the week

460
00:22:23,890 --> 00:22:28,960
after. In love.

461
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,770
No sight of disruption. Proceed

462
00:22:30,770 --> 00:22:32,530
with extreme caution. Find the

463
00:22:32,530 --> 00:22:35,960
gun. Oi, oi. Dapper laughs.

464
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:40,990
You mug, you mug. You slag.

465
00:22:40,990 --> 00:22:45,960
Watcher. Watch the crack.

466
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,090
Team 2, we're heading in. What

467
00:22:48,090 --> 00:22:51,080
the fuck, it's a massacre. What

468
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:58,100
about Jackie? Do you see the

469
00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:03,100
witness? I don't see him. Get

470
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:03,960
down.

471
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,960
You mug. Shit. I'm not fire.

472
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,010
Ba ba ba ba ba. You bummer

473
00:23:13,010 --> 00:23:15,960
clock. You bummer clock.

474
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,900
Urgent call. Urgent call to Marlabo.

475
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:19,410
Armless assistance to view safe

476
00:23:19,410 --> 00:23:19,960
house.

477
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:22,720
What the fuck is that? Have you

478
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,960
heard this? Have you heard this?

479
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:41,040
I'm a bit sad, isn't it? Ah, da

480
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:41,960
da.

481
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:42,800
- Ah.

482
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:43,640
- Oh, my cheeks.

483
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,480
- Oh, my cheeks.

484
00:23:44,480 --> 00:24:14,460
I don't know.

485
00:24:14,460 --> 00:24:44,440
I don't know.

486
00:24:44,440 --> 00:25:14,420
I don't know.

487
00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:15,260
There's a fucking bit.

488
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:16,940
There's something going on

489
00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:17,640
anyway.

490
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,780
I'll be waiting.

491
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,280
How are you getting on?

492
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,320
Thank you very much, Red.

493
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:31,860
Do you know these young lads

494
00:25:31,860 --> 00:25:33,530
rappers from Ring Zang called

495
00:25:33,530 --> 00:25:34,400
Versatile?

496
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,160
I know them well.

497
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,780
And the new song is class.

498
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,280
Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

499
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,840
One thumbs down.

500
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:48,720
Thank you very much.

501
00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:53,420
That's very nice of you.

502
00:25:53,460 --> 00:25:54,100
Thank you very much.

503
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,520
Now let's get in here.

504
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:57,520
Now let's get in here.

505
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,080
This is it.

506
00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,660
This is EastEnders live.

507
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,140
Interactive EastEnders.

508
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,640
Coming at you like Cleopatra.

509
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,810
What, Mum? Whatcha doin', you

510
00:26:07,810 --> 00:26:08,240
slag?

511
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,230
I don't know, Mum. I just stand

512
00:26:10,230 --> 00:26:11,240
here all day.

513
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,240
Thanks very much, Sandwich.

514
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,240
Thank you very much, Sandwich.

515
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:19,820
Let's go upstairs into the

516
00:26:19,820 --> 00:26:22,240
apartment building.

517
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,380
Let's go upstairs into the

518
00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:26,240
apartment building.

519
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,780
I'm gonna get done. Just get

520
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:29,240
done. Get done fast.

521
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,580
'Cause if it don't get done,

522
00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:32,240
then it's never gonna get done.

523
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,240
Thank you very much for that.

524
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,240
Egg and pudding and beans.

525
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,240
And I am from Nigeria.

526
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,240
No.

527
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,240
I'm gonna put the bins out.

528
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,240
I'll be right back.

529
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,240
I'm gonna put the bins out.

530
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,240
I'll be right back.

531
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:08,570
Those were his last words

532
00:27:08,570 --> 00:27:09,000
before the end of the apartment

533
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:09,240
building.

534
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,240
I'm gonna put the bins out.

535
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,240
I'm gonna put the bins out.

536
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,240
I'm gonna put the bins out.

537
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,240
I'm gonna put the bins out.

538
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,240
I'm gonna put the bins out.

539
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,240
I'll be right back.

540
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:15,920
Those were his last words

541
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:16,810
before the EastEnders drum roll

542
00:27:16,810 --> 00:27:17,240
kicked in.

543
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,240
Fucking hell, shot in the foot.

544
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:18,240
Foot shot.

545
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:18,240
Foot shot.

546
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,240
Foot shot.

547
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:23,170
beans and one thumbs down thank

548
00:27:23,170 --> 00:27:26,070
you look at this guy hard times

549
00:27:26,070 --> 00:27:28,360
he fell on hard times he was

550
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:28,600
trying

551
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,130
to put the bins out I'm gonna

552
00:27:31,130 --> 00:27:33,770
put the bins out I'll be right

553
00:27:33,770 --> 00:27:36,580
back those were his last words

554
00:27:36,580 --> 00:27:37,240
before the

555
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,910
EastEnders drum roll kicked in

556
00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:42,670
fucking hell shot in the foot

557
00:27:42,670 --> 00:27:43,300
foot shot

558
00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:51,340
no moment to kill here where's

559
00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:59,850
the bad guy where's he gone to

560
00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:08,320
I where's he gone where's he

561
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,280
gone Egon

562
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:13,770
Spangler oh Mitchell surprise

563
00:28:13,770 --> 00:28:17,240
surprise the lead character's

564
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,900
name is Mitchell damage he's

565
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:21,400
out

566
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,050
there don't lose him or I'll go

567
00:28:25,050 --> 00:28:28,850
out I'll go after you attention

568
00:28:28,850 --> 00:28:33,220
to IC1 Jesus Christ there's cunts

569
00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:34,540
behind the wall

570
00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:39,650
tango down tango down you want

571
00:28:39,650 --> 00:28:44,350
to go tango and tonight dear

572
00:28:44,350 --> 00:28:49,240
how about a bit of samba do you

573
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,920
fancy a rumba

574
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,970
boom boom boy gone killed the

575
00:28:53,970 --> 00:28:57,010
hostage as well no trouble in

576
00:28:57,010 --> 00:28:59,790
it not gonna get docked any

577
00:28:59,790 --> 00:29:00,880
wages anyway

578
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,490
cunts trying to flee on foot he's

579
00:29:03,490 --> 00:29:05,900
getting away on feet fast he's

580
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:08,080
got quick feet target is IC1

581
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:08,680
male brown

582
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:13,820
bongo here we go here we go

583
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:19,200
what's that at the end of it

584
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:26,350
gonna drag you away so John I'm

585
00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:28,600
cleaning up the

586
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,860
filth I'm gonna clean up the

587
00:29:30,860 --> 00:29:37,410
streets ever re single race

588
00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:47,130
angle thanks very much look at

589
00:29:47,130 --> 00:29:50,980
this now they're

590
00:29:50,980 --> 00:29:52,310
great this is a great element

591
00:29:52,310 --> 00:29:53,510
of the game where you could

592
00:29:53,510 --> 00:29:54,920
pick some off by the scruff of

593
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,600
the neck after

594
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,050
after you've shot them to death

595
00:29:58,050 --> 00:30:00,320
and just drag them around the

596
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,440
scenery I know you're dead

597
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,480
right but one

598
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,690
last thing I'm gonna drag you

599
00:30:06,690 --> 00:30:08,490
around to show you what you

600
00:30:08,490 --> 00:30:10,400
could have won let's have a

601
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,560
look look at all

602
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,530
this lovely gray dirty fucking

603
00:30:14,530 --> 00:30:17,400
ambience here look at all this

604
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,440
shit landing real great people

605
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,440
step over

606
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,520
our own grannies to live here

607
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,940
oh shoot well you can do drive-bys

608
00:30:25,940 --> 00:30:28,320
whilst carrying some bastard by

609
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,440
the scruff of the neck

610
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,650
this is the way it's meant to

611
00:30:31,650 --> 00:30:33,950
be kids click click click I'm

612
00:30:33,950 --> 00:30:36,250
out of ammo I'm out of bullets

613
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:38,450
the clip is clicking I'm you I've

614
00:30:38,450 --> 00:30:39,160
got an MP5

615
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,360
three bullets caught up in the

616
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,060
chamber look at this I've lost

617
00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:46,820
the plot completely there's a

618
00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:48,040
drop of mental

619
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,510
health going on he's got no

620
00:30:49,510 --> 00:30:51,260
bullets in the fucking chamber

621
00:30:51,260 --> 00:30:52,830
he's killing he's dragging

622
00:30:52,830 --> 00:30:55,970
around a dead man click click

623
00:30:55,970 --> 00:30:56,920
click click

624
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:56,920
leave me alone

625
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,920
leave me alone

626
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:07,720
I'm gonna take everyone down

627
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,800
see you later see you later

628
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,740
okay and then we can drop him

629
00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:14,030
there because that fun that

630
00:31:14,030 --> 00:31:15,820
that element of the fun time is

631
00:31:15,820 --> 00:31:17,880
over and now it's it's time to

632
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:18,680
continue with

633
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,680
the the main piece

634
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,530
all right I've got I've got

635
00:31:22,530 --> 00:31:24,700
ammo again now probably couldn't

636
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:26,350
reload you see when he's

637
00:31:26,350 --> 00:31:27,560
dragging around

638
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,810
it's done just get it done and

639
00:31:28,810 --> 00:31:29,560
get it done fast

640
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,800
if it don't get it done then it's

641
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,560
never gonna get it done

642
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:42,440
you

643
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,970
The Lish Beans would say. The Lish

644
00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:46,400
Beans over in Spain would say.

645
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:57,720
Huey Bear. See that man?

646
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:01,120
Fucking parkour. East End parkour.

647
00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:02,810
And Huey Bear. I want to say

648
00:32:02,810 --> 00:32:04,440
something to you very much, Huey

649
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:04,980
Bear.

650
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,300
Thank you very much, Huey Bear.

651
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,860
For that sweet little tip.

652
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,800
Oh Mum, what you doing you slag?

653
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,050
I don't know Marcus, I just

654
00:32:16,050 --> 00:32:17,120
stand here all day.

655
00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:21,140
Schkones or Schkones.

656
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,660
Thank you very much for the Schkones

657
00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:24,820
or Schkones.

658
00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:27,390
Sch- or Schkones. Schkones or

659
00:32:27,390 --> 00:32:28,520
Schkones.

660
00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:31,040
Which way? Do you pronounce it?

661
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,020
I'm totally lost, I don't know.

662
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,660
It depends on what region of

663
00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:37,360
the country you're from.

664
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,880
Whether you say Schkone.

665
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,240
Or you say Schkone.

666
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:43,240
Or you say Schkone.

667
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,420
I'm not really fussed either

668
00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:47,160
way.

669
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,720
But thanks for the tip.

670
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,700
That's a really nice thing to

671
00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:58,260
do to me on this stream.

672
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,820
tip to that link at the bottom

673
00:33:01,820 --> 00:33:03,640
of the screen.

674
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:05,680
Thank you very much.

675
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,220
Schkones or Schkones.

676
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,660
And Huey Bear.

677
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,720
It's nice to know that you care.

678
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,640
Also the person called Dillith.

679
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,400
That was Dillithia.

680
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,270
Dillithia. Dillithia. Dillithia.

681
00:33:21,270 --> 00:33:23,120
By Yopley.

682
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,760
Thanks very much for it. Good

683
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,090
night. God bless. Welcome to

684
00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:27,720
EastEnders.

685
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,620
Welcome to EastEnders. The

686
00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:33,550
breakdown of the theme that you

687
00:33:33,550 --> 00:33:36,360
never knew existed. It's a

688
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,420
fucking long enough.

689
00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:41,470
Dinger Pad Pad! Oh Mum what you

690
00:33:41,470 --> 00:33:43,100
doing you slag? I don't know

691
00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:44,420
Marcus I'll just stand here or

692
00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:49,190
die. Anonymous. Thank you very

693
00:33:49,190 --> 00:33:51,610
much okay we and Creamy Screamer

694
00:33:51,610 --> 00:33:53,350
as well. Howie Francis is a

695
00:33:53,350 --> 00:33:55,020
fella the same name as you in

696
00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:56,480
Galway bought a fuck off

697
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,320
sticker from the juice box for

698
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,360
you YouTube channel. Is this

699
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,010
actually you or an imposter? No

700
00:34:02,010 --> 00:34:03,000
I didn't do that.

701
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,390
Johnny He, he has a chip on his

702
00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:05,750
shoulder, release his not a bag

703
00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:06,120
of chips.

704
00:34:06,980 --> 00:34:08,550
And Vernon's screamer, he has a

705
00:34:08,550 --> 00:34:10,560
tip on the screamer, release

706
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,480
his not a bag of chips.

707
00:34:13,860 --> 00:34:14,740
Barry Gooch baked, I didn't do

708
00:34:14,740 --> 00:34:15,680
that.

709
00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:17,270
Juice box for you, I've never

710
00:34:17,270 --> 00:34:18,500
even heard of that.

711
00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:19,880
But I have heard of this.

712
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,680
Fucking pure death.

713
00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,020
East end death.

714
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,800
East end death.

715
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,160
East end death.

716
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,640
East end death.

717
00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:32,660
East end death.

718
00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:33,660
East end death.

719
00:34:33,660 --> 00:34:34,660
East end death.

720
00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:35,660
East end death.

721
00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:37,470
Welcome to the stream everyone,

722
00:34:37,470 --> 00:34:39,150
this is a real live East Ender's

723
00:34:39,150 --> 00:34:39,660
game.

724
00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:41,900
They've made, they've finally

725
00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:43,960
gone and made the East Ender's

726
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:44,660
game.

727
00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:47,660
That's it?

728
00:34:47,660 --> 00:34:48,550
We've all been asking for,

729
00:34:48,550 --> 00:34:49,660
everybody's been wanting it.

730
00:34:49,660 --> 00:34:51,420
Soon enough they'll make a fair

731
00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:52,660
city game as well.

732
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:55,660
Let police stop.

733
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:57,660
Come on you fucker.

734
00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:58,660
Dead.

735
00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:00,660
See you later, alligator.

736
00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:01,660
Alligator.

737
00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:02,660
Oh boy.

738
00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:06,040
Look at the, it's, it's great

739
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,660
brutalism.

740
00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:07,660
Great brutalist.

741
00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:08,660
Brutalist.

742
00:35:08,660 --> 00:35:09,660
Design on the buildings.

743
00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:11,930
You might say drab and

744
00:35:11,930 --> 00:35:15,660
depressing, but I say cool man.

745
00:35:15,660 --> 00:35:16,660
Brutal.

746
00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:17,660
It's brutal.

747
00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:18,660
It's fucking brutal.

748
00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:19,360
The buildings over yonder are

749
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:19,660
brutal.

750
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:20,660
Two nice puns man.

751
00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:21,660
Ten a penny.

752
00:35:21,660 --> 00:35:22,660
Two for a pound.

753
00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:23,660
See you later.

754
00:35:23,660 --> 00:35:23,660
See you later.

755
00:35:23,660 --> 00:35:23,660
See you in hell candy boys.

756
00:35:23,660 --> 00:35:23,660
Now where do I go?

757
00:35:23,660 --> 00:35:26,570
The buildings over yonder are

758
00:35:26,570 --> 00:35:27,660
brutal.

759
00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:30,990
Two nice points man. Ten a

760
00:35:30,990 --> 00:35:35,350
penny. Two for a pound. See you

761
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:39,660
later. See you in hell candy

762
00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:39,660
boys.

763
00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:43,660
Now where do I go?

764
00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:51,720
Some kind of helicopter doing

765
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,760
the rounds as well. I need to

766
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:57,550
take that bastard down. With my

767
00:35:57,550 --> 00:36:01,660
East End gun.

768
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:05,660
East End guns.

769
00:36:09,660 --> 00:36:10,120
I'd say head down into the nether

770
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:14,100
regions of this building and

771
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:17,660
see where we get on Aya.

772
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:19,660
Stop! Police!

773
00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:23,660
Oh police! Do you understand?

774
00:36:23,660 --> 00:36:25,660
Target's down.

775
00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:27,660
Oi oi!

776
00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:29,780
Who's watching the market stall

777
00:36:29,780 --> 00:36:31,660
while I'm doing all this?

778
00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:35,660
I want the whole town to see me!

779
00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:39,980
Mike Johnson. Thanks very much.

780
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:41,660
You Skylag.

781
00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:47,690
Cause this is a fucking saw. Bansaw

782
00:36:47,690 --> 00:36:52,450
or whatever the fuck. Grindstone

783
00:36:52,450 --> 00:36:53,660
grind saw is it.

784
00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:55,660
Wow! Danger!

785
00:36:55,660 --> 00:36:59,910
It's getting a bit dangerous

786
00:36:59,910 --> 00:37:04,120
around here sunshine. It's

787
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,660
getting a bit...

788
00:37:05,660 --> 00:37:07,500
This is my cockney workshop

789
00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:09,820
that I've been premiering. I'll

790
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:12,320
show you them again now. There's

791
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,250
a few new ones. Some of you

792
00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:15,660
might not have seen it.

793
00:37:15,660 --> 00:37:17,120
I'm actually doing an acting

794
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,020
masterclass as I play this. You're

795
00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:20,740
all learning how to do the cockneys

796
00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:21,660
like...

797
00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:24,770
Do you want some gun bullets in

798
00:37:24,770 --> 00:37:27,660
ya? Cause I shoot them!

799
00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:29,470
And that's an authentic kind of

800
00:37:29,470 --> 00:37:31,010
line if you want to use that

801
00:37:31,010 --> 00:37:31,660
you can.

802
00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:32,990
East End London. If you're

803
00:37:32,990 --> 00:37:34,340
moving to London. I know a lot

804
00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:36,100
of people have had to move to

805
00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:37,660
London to find work.

806
00:37:37,660 --> 00:37:39,910
It might be hard to adapt. But

807
00:37:39,910 --> 00:37:42,360
I mean... A few of these tips

808
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,310
will go a long way in helping

809
00:37:44,310 --> 00:37:46,510
you integrate into the society

810
00:37:46,510 --> 00:37:47,660
over there.

811
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:49,530
The city itself? It's fucked.

812
00:37:49,530 --> 00:37:51,410
It's absolutely fucked. Look at

813
00:37:51,410 --> 00:37:53,270
the state of place. It's gone

814
00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:53,660
to pot.

815
00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:55,640
And you can't move for love nor

816
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,870
money around there anymore. It's

817
00:37:57,870 --> 00:37:59,660
packed. It's wedged.

818
00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:02,160
You can't breathe man. You can't

819
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,660
fucking breathe.

820
00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:05,490
There's people that... There's

821
00:38:05,490 --> 00:38:06,750
loads of bins and then if the

822
00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:08,240
bins weren't bad enough there's

823
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:09,660
people with fucking guns.

824
00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:12,170
Dual... Dual wielding pistols.

825
00:38:12,170 --> 00:38:13,880
Shooting you in the chest.

826
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,250
Shooting you in the head. There's

827
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:18,660
fucking... Rover cars.

828
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:20,160
There's one drop of four. Wait

829
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:21,660
there. Affirmative Sergeant.

830
00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:24,100
Here we go. Time for a bit of

831
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:26,870
build time. Time for the build

832
00:38:26,870 --> 00:38:27,660
time.

833
00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:32,670
You've had your last chance.

834
00:38:32,670 --> 00:38:33,660
Now it's it.

835
00:38:36,660 --> 00:38:37,660
What the fuck?

836
00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:41,850
Mission failed. You committed

837
00:38:41,850 --> 00:38:43,660
too much crime son.

838
00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:46,660
Why? What? What did I do?

839
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:49,340
You committed too much crime.

840
00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:50,660
Now fuck off.

841
00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:53,650
And that's how you talk in Cockneys.

842
00:38:53,650 --> 00:38:55,540
And I wanted to... I wanted to

843
00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:56,660
share that with you.

844
00:38:57,660 --> 00:38:58,660
Um... Also the Cockney Masterclass.

845
00:38:58,660 --> 00:39:00,070
I'm gonna like it's done. Just

846
00:39:00,070 --> 00:39:01,170
get it done and get it done

847
00:39:01,170 --> 00:39:01,660
fast.

848
00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:02,980
Cause if it don't get it done

849
00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:04,200
then it's never gonna get it

850
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:04,660
done.

851
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:10,990
You've given me a nice tip. And

852
00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:14,820
that's what I'm thanking you

853
00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:19,660
for. That was very, very nice.

854
00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:22,060
You say you want Frank McCord

855
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:24,760
remix. I'm gonna do it just for

856
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,960
you. Tomorrow I'll have

857
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,760
something made. It might not be

858
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,760
great. But we'll try and get it.

859
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,720
A first pass done. A Frank McCord

860
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:36,660
remix.

861
00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:39,900
tomorrow I'll have something

862
00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:43,030
made it might not be great but

863
00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:44,900
we'll try and get

864
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,930
it a first pass done a Frank

865
00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:51,510
McCord remix all your favorite

866
00:39:51,510 --> 00:39:54,540
Frank McCord sounds

867
00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:56,710
I love women I'm mad about

868
00:39:56,710 --> 00:39:59,310
women I've been married three

869
00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:01,260
times I'm infatuated

870
00:40:01,260 --> 00:40:03,430
with women don't you have a

871
00:40:03,430 --> 00:40:05,970
life don't you have a life don't

872
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:07,560
you have a life you

873
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:11,070
hammered your mother you hammered

874
00:40:11,070 --> 00:40:14,090
your mother you hammered your

875
00:40:14,090 --> 00:40:15,240
mother you

876
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:17,410
hammered your mother you hammered

877
00:40:17,410 --> 00:40:19,350
your mother thank you very much

878
00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:20,300
shady Ghani's

879
00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:21,950
Bure Cockney workshop one for

880
00:40:21,950 --> 00:40:23,590
those who didn't see it more on

881
00:40:23,590 --> 00:40:24,480
the way hi guys

882
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,290
welcome very much to the stream

883
00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:28,220
we're playing in the getaway

884
00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:29,340
black Monday and

885
00:40:29,340 --> 00:40:30,660
to celebrate that fact I'm

886
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:32,220
gonna be providing you with an

887
00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:33,060
acting workshop

888
00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:35,140
masterclass Cockney workshop

889
00:40:35,140 --> 00:40:37,220
Phil is returning from the shop

890
00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:38,220
with the wrong

891
00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:40,810
brand of toilet roll or of

892
00:40:40,810 --> 00:40:43,190
kitchen roll sorry and his

893
00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:45,220
friend Arthur is not

894
00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:47,140
impressed Cockney moods volume

895
00:40:47,140 --> 00:40:49,130
one and there is a bit of swearing

896
00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:50,000
in this cuz it

897
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:50,600
is cockney.

898
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:56,640
How you doing, you alright?

899
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,460
I brought back a kitchen roll

900
00:40:58,460 --> 00:40:59,420
you wanted.

901
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:01,320
That's not the fucking right

902
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,300
one, Phil.

903
00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:04,460
That's not the fucking right

904
00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:05,460
one, son.

905
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:06,890
What do you mean it ain't the

906
00:41:06,890 --> 00:41:09,040
right one, you fucking muck?

907
00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:11,170
I bought this brown square from

908
00:41:11,170 --> 00:41:12,620
the supermarket.

909
00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:15,340
Listen, Phil, I don't want to

910
00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:17,780
fucking put your mush through a

911
00:41:17,780 --> 00:41:19,400
plain glass window, yeah?

912
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,960
But you're going to have to

913
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,160
take that round back, sunshine.

914
00:41:23,780 --> 00:41:25,770
Because if you don't, I'm going

915
00:41:25,770 --> 00:41:27,020
to kill you.

916
00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:28,000
Alright, alright.

917
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,120
I'll bring it back.

918
00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:32,230
What do you want me to do with

919
00:41:32,230 --> 00:41:32,760
it?

920
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:34,500
I don't care, Phil.

921
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,030
If you stick it up your arse,

922
00:41:37,030 --> 00:41:37,700
son.

923
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,860
It ain't the right brand.

924
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,330
Now fuck off back to the

925
00:41:43,330 --> 00:41:44,820
supermarket.

926
00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:47,320
Like a good little boy.

927
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,000
Before I put your head through

928
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:50,760
the pipe.

929
00:41:51,180 --> 00:41:51,820
Oh, oh.

930
00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:54,420
But this ain't the last you've

931
00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:56,060
seen of me, eh?

932
00:41:57,620 --> 00:41:58,670
Because I'm going to be back to

933
00:41:58,670 --> 00:41:59,440
that.

934
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:00,940
There you have it.

935
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,450
That was volume one of Cockney

936
00:42:02,450 --> 00:42:03,000
Moods.

937
00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:05,080
More of that on the way.

938
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:07,120
But right now, let's get back

939
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,880
into the action of the getaway

940
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,960
Black Monday.

941
00:42:11,420 --> 00:42:12,480
Great stuff there.

942
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,160
More Cockney Moods coming up.

943
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,820
As and when we get that.

944
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,480
And we do have them.

945
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,140
So, I mean, we will play them.

946
00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:20,860
There's really no choice in the

947
00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:21,500
matter.

948
00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:23,080
Restart the mission anyway,

949
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,660
because we committed too much

950
00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:25,240
crime.

951
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,160
Apparently.

952
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,500
Oh, no.

953
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:29,470
I don't have to go far this

954
00:42:29,470 --> 00:42:30,140
again, boy.

955
00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:33,280
For fuck's sake.

956
00:42:39,540 --> 00:42:40,620
Go out of the way for a while.

957
00:42:40,780 --> 00:42:41,150
Robbie Brothers, thank you very

958
00:42:41,150 --> 00:42:41,320
much.

959
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,180
I don't think you're going to

960
00:42:42,180 --> 00:42:43,150
get far with those little legs,

961
00:42:43,150 --> 00:42:43,520
Aaron.

962
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,870
Don't you ever say that I found

963
00:42:44,870 --> 00:42:45,360
my leg.

964
00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:46,000
You're small.

965
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:46,480
Don't you ever.

966
00:42:47,580 --> 00:42:49,120
Thank you very much for that.

967
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,240
Robbie Brothers.

968
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,020
That's very kind of your son.

969
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:56,060
Son.

970
00:42:56,620 --> 00:42:57,600
Robbie Brothers.

971
00:42:58,180 --> 00:42:59,420
He's a nice guy.

972
00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:00,900
He made a little city.

973
00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:02,080
I don't care if I get done.

974
00:43:02,140 --> 00:43:03,400
Just stay done and get done

975
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:03,820
fast.

976
00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:04,980
Because if it don't get done,

977
00:43:04,980 --> 00:43:06,180
then it's never going to get

978
00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:06,460
done.

979
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:11,320
Stare chicken.

980
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:11,840
Thank you.

981
00:43:13,620 --> 00:43:14,070
I can't believe I have to do

982
00:43:14,070 --> 00:43:15,340
this again.

983
00:43:15,740 --> 00:43:16,640
Not that it was hard.

984
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,660
The driving bit is going to be

985
00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:20,460
the most annoying bit.

986
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:29,600
Anonymous.

987
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,820
Thank you very much, Anonymous.

988
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:34,460
It's the channel Barry Gooch.

989
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:35,860
Because your name has Gooch in

990
00:43:35,860 --> 00:43:36,180
it.

991
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:37,640
It's not coming up.

992
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:38,460
It's making you anonymous.

993
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,020
Apparently Gooch is a bad

994
00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:40,960
language now.

995
00:43:42,060 --> 00:43:43,320
Where the fuck am I going, man?

996
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:51,640
Go Mitch.

997
00:43:51,980 --> 00:43:52,740
He's out there.

998
00:43:52,980 --> 00:43:53,700
Don't lose him.

999
00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:54,680
Go Mitch, go.

1000
00:43:59,020 --> 00:43:59,540
Police.

1001
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:00,360
Don't shoot.

1002
00:44:00,740 --> 00:44:01,060
Get out.

1003
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:02,440
Got him.

1004
00:44:02,820 --> 00:44:03,380
He's down.

1005
00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:05,260
Attach it to IC1.

1006
00:44:05,540 --> 00:44:06,520
Target shot Monroe.

1007
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,900
Don't kill him, Mitch.

1008
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:08,640
We need him.

1009
00:44:10,020 --> 00:44:11,140
Don't kill him, Mitch.

1010
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:12,220
We need him.

1011
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,260
If you decide, we have a

1012
00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:16,280
hostage situation.

1013
00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:18,140
Hostage situation, guys.

1014
00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:20,360
Killed the hostage, I'm afraid.

1015
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:22,700
Sorry about that.

1016
00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:25,320
Sorry about that.

1017
00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:26,900
Apologies to the family.

1018
00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:28,800
Apologies to the force.

1019
00:44:29,340 --> 00:44:30,620
Didn't really have the time.

1020
00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:31,560
Target is IC1.

1021
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:32,700
My old brown leather jacket and

1022
00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:33,400
one, you know.

1023
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:36,790
You committed too much crime,

1024
00:44:36,790 --> 00:44:37,600
son.

1025
00:44:38,140 --> 00:44:39,200
Up the chimney pipe.

1026
00:44:47,340 --> 00:44:44,910
Now, this is the scene from

1027
00:44:44,910 --> 00:44:50,440
Mary Poppins Reloaded.

1028
00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:53,410
The reboot of Mary Poppins

1029
00:44:53,410 --> 00:44:54,580
franchise.

1030
00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:55,160
Oh, police.

1031
00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:55,800
Do you understand?

1032
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,320
Directed by Michael Mann.

1033
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,140
I'm on the fucking show.

1034
00:44:59,140 --> 00:44:59,160
I'm on the fucking show.

1035
00:44:59,160 --> 00:44:59,660
I'm on the fucking show.

1036
00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:00,800
The consultant.

1037
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:03,400
Guy Ritchie.

1038
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,200
And Phil Mitchell.

1039
00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:08,960
Of EastEnders fame.

1040
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,440
He wrote all the dialogue

1041
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,100
script.

1042
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,720
And did the CGI movements.

1043
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,540
Wearing the black morph suit.

1044
00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:16,650
That has the little bubbles on

1045
00:45:16,650 --> 00:45:17,000
them.

1046
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,680
That catches all the movements.

1047
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:19,720
He did that.

1048
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:22,920
Somebody's life just came to an

1049
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,840
abrupt scaffolding end.

1050
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,040
Out of ammo.

1051
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:32,490
You lean on a wall here when

1052
00:45:32,490 --> 00:45:37,150
you need to fix up the bullet

1053
00:45:37,150 --> 00:45:40,720
moves in the game.

1054
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:41,620
It's very realistic.

1055
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:42,720
You lean on the wall and you

1056
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:43,340
get better.

1057
00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:45,620
If only life could be like that.

1058
00:45:48,380 --> 00:45:49,260
Moldy moldy.

1059
00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:51,400
Seconds away.

1060
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,220
Moldy mold.

1061
00:45:53,540 --> 00:45:54,800
Thanks for the tipping.

1062
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,160
Hold it there, police.

1063
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,620
The target's down.

1064
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,720
You're seven tippings away.

1065
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:00,080
Stop, police.

1066
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,600
Just as long as I stay.

1067
00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:05,440
Good luck.

1068
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,100
Good luck.

1069
00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:08,800
Good luck.

1070
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:08,840
Good luck.

1071
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:23,620
Now.

1072
00:46:23,620 --> 00:46:23,660
Now.

1073
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,340
We've been down here.

1074
00:46:25,420 --> 00:46:26,410
We don't want to go down here

1075
00:46:26,410 --> 00:46:26,840
again.

1076
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:27,300
This is Mitchell.

1077
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:28,440
No backup required.

1078
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:29,120
Repeat.

1079
00:46:29,180 --> 00:46:30,000
I can take him.

1080
00:46:33,780 --> 00:46:34,240
Bang.

1081
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:34,240
Bang.

1082
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:37,240
Oi, oi.

1083
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,980
One in the chest.

1084
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:40,420
Two in the neck.

1085
00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:41,920
Three in the leg.

1086
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,480
One in the head.

1087
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,280
You're dead.

1088
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,920
Oi, oi.

1089
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,620
Let's go out of bed.

1090
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,640
You're covered in red.

1091
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:54,440
Clara.

1092
00:46:54,860 --> 00:46:55,280
Blood.

1093
00:46:59,060 --> 00:46:59,830
Real life London suits here,

1094
00:46:59,830 --> 00:47:01,120
guys.

1095
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,200
Real life London suits.

1096
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,200
Everyday appearances.

1097
00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:04,500
Everyday shit.

1098
00:47:05,860 --> 00:47:06,160
What?

1099
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,360
You don't see in the papers.

1100
00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:10,130
You don't see this in the

1101
00:47:10,130 --> 00:47:10,680
papers.

1102
00:47:10,740 --> 00:47:11,240
Right there.

1103
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:12,500
Because we don't want you to

1104
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:13,220
know, man.

1105
00:47:14,820 --> 00:47:15,400
Here we go.

1106
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:16,700
The music.

1107
00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:18,160
Listen to that music, man.

1108
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:18,920
It's class.

1109
00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:25,620
Come on, Sergeant.

1110
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:26,300
We're losing them.

1111
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:27,200
Come on, Sergeant.

1112
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,040
We're losing them.

1113
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:51,840
London is a big place.

1114
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,230
It's hard to fucking navigate

1115
00:47:53,230 --> 00:47:54,860
your way around because it's an

1116
00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:56,780
absolute fucking mental maze.

1117
00:47:57,420 --> 00:47:59,520
It's a mental maze of a place.

1118
00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:04,820
Very cool.

1119
00:48:04,820 --> 00:48:06,820
*Gunshot*

1120
00:48:06,820 --> 00:48:08,820
*Gunshot*

1121
00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:10,820
*Gunshot*

1122
00:48:18,820 --> 00:48:19,820
*Gunshot*

1123
00:48:19,820 --> 00:48:20,820
*Gunshot*

1124
00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:39,820
I killed the suspect alright?

1125
00:48:39,820 --> 00:48:41,820
I ran him over!

1126
00:48:53,820 --> 00:48:54,820
Fuck.

1127
00:48:57,820 --> 00:48:58,820
Fuck.

1128
00:48:58,820 --> 00:48:59,820
Fuck.

1129
00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:00,820
Fuck.

1130
00:49:01,820 --> 00:49:02,820
Sorry about this now.

1131
00:49:02,820 --> 00:49:03,820
Sorry about this now.

1132
00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:05,820
We'll do it this time.

1133
00:49:06,820 --> 00:49:07,820
We'll do it this time. I

1134
00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:07,820
promise.

1135
00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:09,820
I just...

1136
00:49:09,820 --> 00:49:11,190
I ran him over. It was a bit of

1137
00:49:11,190 --> 00:49:11,820
a fucking...

1138
00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:12,820
It was a...

1139
00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:13,820
It was a mix-up!

1140
00:49:14,820 --> 00:49:15,820
And to say sorry, I'm gonna...

1141
00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:17,820
We're gonna go to workshop two

1142
00:49:17,820 --> 00:49:19,820
while we pass the time here.

1143
00:49:19,820 --> 00:49:21,080
We're gonna go to workshop

1144
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:21,820
number two.

1145
00:49:23,820 --> 00:49:25,160
Uh, how to live and breathe

1146
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:25,820
Cockney.

1147
00:49:25,820 --> 00:49:26,820
*Gunshot*

1148
00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:27,820
Oh, Mum, what you doing, you slag?

1149
00:49:27,820 --> 00:49:28,820
I don't know, Marcus.

1150
00:49:28,820 --> 00:49:29,820
I just stand here all day.

1151
00:49:29,820 --> 00:49:31,490
Jimmy Spray. Thank you very

1152
00:49:31,490 --> 00:49:32,820
much for the Jimmy Spray.

1153
00:49:32,820 --> 00:49:34,160
Hopefully you aren't fucking

1154
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,820
spraying your Jimmy everywhere.

1155
00:49:36,820 --> 00:49:37,590
Um, but you're saying thank you

1156
00:49:37,590 --> 00:49:38,710
very much for all the

1157
00:49:38,710 --> 00:49:39,820
entertainment.

1158
00:49:40,820 --> 00:49:42,820
Would you call it entertainment?

1159
00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:42,820
I don't know.

1160
00:49:43,820 --> 00:49:44,820
*Gunshot*

1161
00:49:46,820 --> 00:49:47,820
I'm a head in space.

1162
00:49:47,820 --> 00:49:48,820
On a screen.

1163
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:50,120
Playing fucking games in the

1164
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:50,820
mainframe.

1165
00:49:51,820 --> 00:49:53,200
You know, sometimes I'm on the

1166
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:53,820
side.

1167
00:49:53,820 --> 00:49:54,820
I'm in... I'm in a TV studio.

1168
00:49:55,820 --> 00:49:56,820
Other times I'm in the other...

1169
00:49:57,820 --> 00:49:58,820
The RT primetime studio.

1170
00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:00,820
Sometimes I'm TV3.

1171
00:50:01,820 --> 00:50:01,930
Other days I'm in fucking New

1172
00:50:01,930 --> 00:50:02,820
York Times Square.

1173
00:50:03,820 --> 00:50:04,820
Okay?

1174
00:50:05,820 --> 00:50:06,740
I'm in the late late toy show

1175
00:50:06,740 --> 00:50:07,820
with the pumpkin headed man.

1176
00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:09,500
Who hasn't been seen for a long

1177
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:10,820
time, everybody.

1178
00:50:10,820 --> 00:50:12,280
And I want you to keep your

1179
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,820
fucking eyes on the prize.

1180
00:50:14,820 --> 00:50:15,820
Okay?

1181
00:50:16,820 --> 00:50:17,120
I agree, I'm after buying some

1182
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:17,820
new clobber.

1183
00:50:18,820 --> 00:50:19,070
Round up the boys to come

1184
00:50:19,070 --> 00:50:19,820
pointing.

1185
00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:21,820
I want the whole town to see me.

1186
00:50:22,820 --> 00:50:23,500
Barry Gooch, thank you very

1187
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:23,820
much.

1188
00:50:24,820 --> 00:50:25,200
Just wanted to say we are huge

1189
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,820
fans of yourself in the books.

1190
00:50:26,820 --> 00:50:27,540
Can I please get out of your

1191
00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:27,820
best?

1192
00:50:28,820 --> 00:50:29,820
You can catch me, you cunts.

1193
00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:30,560
Yeah, maybe, maybe we'll do

1194
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:30,820
that.

1195
00:50:33,820 --> 00:50:35,380
Yeah, Barry Gooch baked in the

1196
00:50:35,380 --> 00:50:35,820
boys.

1197
00:50:36,820 --> 00:50:37,820
You won't catch me, you cunts.

1198
00:50:43,820 --> 00:50:42,990
And thank you very much, Jimmy

1199
00:50:42,990 --> 00:50:45,820
Spray as well.

1200
00:50:46,820 --> 00:50:47,820
Here you go now.

1201
00:50:48,820 --> 00:50:50,080
Here's round two of the Cockney

1202
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,280
workshop while I play the game

1203
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:51,820
and get through it.

1204
00:50:52,820 --> 00:50:53,800
This is the second in a series

1205
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,880
of acting working shop master

1206
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:56,820
classes.

1207
00:50:57,820 --> 00:50:58,790
And in this situation, Phil is

1208
00:50:58,790 --> 00:51:00,820
after going down to the shop.

1209
00:51:01,820 --> 00:51:02,560
He's come back from the shop

1210
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:02,820
again.

1211
00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:04,820
This time with the wrong fruit.

1212
00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:15,110
What? I got that banana you

1213
00:51:15,110 --> 00:51:15,820
wanted.

1214
00:51:16,820 --> 00:51:18,820
Who said I wanted a banana?

1215
00:51:19,820 --> 00:51:20,200
We'll go for a second take on

1216
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:20,820
that one.

1217
00:51:21,820 --> 00:51:22,820
Action!

1218
00:51:23,820 --> 00:51:24,820
Who said I wanted a banana?

1219
00:51:24,820 --> 00:51:25,820
Lovely stuff.

1220
00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:26,820
Or Arthur.

1221
00:51:27,820 --> 00:51:28,720
Don't be giving me the run

1222
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:30,820
around again, Arthur.

1223
00:51:31,820 --> 00:51:32,820
I bought you a five.

1224
00:51:33,820 --> 00:51:35,020
That's what you asked for,

1225
00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:35,820
right?

1226
00:51:36,820 --> 00:51:37,820
Do me a favour.

1227
00:51:38,820 --> 00:51:40,820
Go inside the bathroom, yeah?

1228
00:51:41,820 --> 00:51:43,330
And stick that banana where the

1229
00:51:43,330 --> 00:51:44,820
sun does shine.

1230
00:51:45,820 --> 00:51:47,820
I will do no such thing, Arthur.

1231
00:51:47,820 --> 00:51:48,820
I will do no such thing.

1232
00:51:49,820 --> 00:51:50,820
Now do you want this banana?

1233
00:51:51,820 --> 00:51:52,060
Or are we going to have a bit

1234
00:51:52,060 --> 00:51:52,820
of trouble?

1235
00:51:53,820 --> 00:51:54,820
I distinctly remember asking

1236
00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:55,820
you, yeah?

1237
00:51:56,820 --> 00:51:57,820
To bring back an apple.

1238
00:51:58,820 --> 00:51:59,940
Now fuck off and get me an

1239
00:51:59,940 --> 00:52:00,820
apple.

1240
00:52:01,820 --> 00:52:02,820
Alright, easy, easy.

1241
00:52:03,820 --> 00:52:04,820
I'll pull you an apple.

1242
00:52:05,820 --> 00:52:07,560
bananas an option off our

1243
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,540
options yeah but I don't like

1244
00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:11,100
the options you would

1245
00:52:11,100 --> 00:52:13,570
give me a down other belly and

1246
00:52:13,570 --> 00:52:16,150
sooner or later those options

1247
00:52:16,150 --> 00:52:17,760
are gonna fucking

1248
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:18,970
end up you're gonna have too

1249
00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:20,180
many options you don't know

1250
00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:20,880
what to do with

1251
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,800
them so probably your options

1252
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,760
is Billy the problem with your

1253
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:25,920
fucking options

1254
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,370
Phil is that you've given me

1255
00:52:28,370 --> 00:52:30,930
too many options I don't want

1256
00:52:30,930 --> 00:52:32,700
those options yeah

1257
00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:34,510
and I'm trying to vibe it it's

1258
00:52:34,510 --> 00:52:36,120
not really working at the

1259
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,700
moment but I mean look

1260
00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:40,860
at that's lesson two anyway it

1261
00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:43,420
was tense and he was running

1262
00:52:43,420 --> 00:52:44,940
out of options

1263
00:52:44,940 --> 00:52:49,940
oh

1264
00:52:49,940 --> 00:53:01,520
oh right the bad news folks is

1265
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:10,010
that during that fucking clip I

1266
00:53:10,010 --> 00:53:12,940
got iced again

1267
00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:15,640
got iced and we're back at the

1268
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,450
same fucking thing but at this

1269
00:53:18,450 --> 00:53:21,070
time it's gonna go so well I I

1270
00:53:21,070 --> 00:53:23,070
can't actually believe how well

1271
00:53:23,070 --> 00:53:23,940
it's gonna go

1272
00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:26,940
go

1273
00:53:26,940 --> 00:53:30,940
oh

1274
00:53:30,940 --> 00:53:34,940
slag

1275
00:53:34,940 --> 00:53:37,940
keep well hydrated

1276
00:53:37,940 --> 00:53:42,040
keep well hydrated everyone

1277
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:46,480
fucking hell Jesus Christ came

1278
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,940
out of nowhere man

1279
00:53:48,940 --> 00:53:51,790
we have a hostage situation

1280
00:53:51,790 --> 00:53:56,940
release him release the hounds

1281
00:53:56,940 --> 00:53:57,940
I lost

1282
00:53:57,940 --> 00:54:00,560
maybe I'll just do a bit lean

1283
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,960
in here on the wall and do a

1284
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:05,940
little bit of lean in and we'll

1285
00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:06,940
we'll recover

1286
00:54:06,940 --> 00:54:12,750
latvians in the game as well I'm

1287
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,940
not being racist

1288
00:54:15,940 --> 00:54:17,530
- Target is icy one mile, brown

1289
00:54:17,530 --> 00:54:18,940
leather jacket and hat.

1290
00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:20,820
I'll take you down.

1291
00:54:20,820 --> 00:54:22,700
- See you later.

1292
00:54:22,700 --> 00:54:24,020
FC Riga.

1293
00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:26,620
You're going away on loan for a

1294
00:54:26,620 --> 00:54:28,740
while to FC Riga.

1295
00:54:31,660 --> 00:54:33,880
In a shipping container.

1296
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,220
You've been shipped away in a

1297
00:54:35,220 --> 00:54:35,940
box, mate.

1298
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:37,840
- Watch for other guys.

1299
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,350
- You're gonna be playing up

1300
00:54:39,350 --> 00:54:40,780
front and wing back.

1301
00:54:40,780 --> 00:54:42,620
- Pursuing on foot.

1302
00:54:42,620 --> 00:54:43,460
- Hit.

1303
00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:45,460
- Fuck off.

1304
00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:46,460
- Fuck off.

1305
00:54:54,460 --> 00:54:53,090
- Putin scored 10 goals in a

1306
00:54:53,090 --> 00:54:56,460
hockey game.

1307
00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:57,460
I saw it, John Anderson.

1308
00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:58,460
Mike Johnson, how are you?

1309
00:54:58,460 --> 00:54:59,460
Furgill power.

1310
00:54:59,460 --> 00:55:00,460
- Haha.

1311
00:55:00,460 --> 00:55:02,460
Didn't even do anything.

1312
00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:04,460
And your man went bye-bye.

1313
00:55:04,460 --> 00:55:07,460
Marion Pahars is after you.

1314
00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:09,460
Great wing play.

1315
00:55:09,460 --> 00:55:11,460
Southampton, was it?

1316
00:55:11,460 --> 00:55:14,860
Wasn't there a fucking footballer

1317
00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:17,560
called Anders Limp Power as

1318
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:18,460
well?

1319
00:55:18,460 --> 00:55:19,460
- Get out of the way!

1320
00:55:19,460 --> 00:55:20,460
- Get out of the way!

1321
00:55:20,460 --> 00:55:21,460
- Get out of the way!

1322
00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:22,460
- I got him!

1323
00:55:22,460 --> 00:55:23,460
- Get down!

1324
00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:24,070
- I mean, I don't think he ever

1325
00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:25,410
picked up a limp or had

1326
00:55:25,410 --> 00:55:28,460
anything of a niggling injury

1327
00:55:28,460 --> 00:55:30,460
of that nature.

1328
00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:32,170
I think it was just pure

1329
00:55:32,170 --> 00:55:33,460
coincidence.

1330
00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:34,460
- I'm not gonna be a good one.

1331
00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:35,460
- I'm not gonna be a good one.

1332
00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:36,460
- I'm not gonna be a good one.

1333
00:55:36,460 --> 00:55:37,460
- I'm not gonna be a good one.

1334
00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:38,460
- I'm not gonna be a good one.

1335
00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:39,460
- I'm not gonna be a good one.

1336
00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:40,460
- I'm not gonna be a good one.

1337
00:55:40,460 --> 00:55:41,460
- What about, um...

1338
00:55:41,460 --> 00:55:42,460
- Tamori Ketz buyer?

1339
00:55:42,460 --> 00:55:43,460
- Tamora prawns.

1340
00:55:43,460 --> 00:55:46,460
- Tamori Ketz buyer?

1341
00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:49,460
- Tamora prawns.

1342
00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:51,620
- I wonder if he liked tempura

1343
00:55:51,620 --> 00:55:52,460
prawns.

1344
00:55:52,460 --> 00:55:53,460
- This is Mitchell.

1345
00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:55,160
- I wonder if Tamori Ketz buyer

1346
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,460
liked tempura prawns.

1347
00:55:56,460 --> 00:55:58,210
- And were, furthermore, were

1348
00:55:58,210 --> 00:55:59,900
they available in Newcastle at

1349
00:55:59,900 --> 00:56:01,710
the time when he was playing

1350
00:56:01,710 --> 00:56:03,460
for those guys?

1351
00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:05,750
- Was Newcastle a sushi kinda

1352
00:56:05,750 --> 00:56:06,460
town?

1353
00:56:06,460 --> 00:56:11,460
- Oh police, do you understand?

1354
00:56:11,460 --> 00:56:13,690
- Different era, different

1355
00:56:13,690 --> 00:56:14,460
foods.

1356
00:56:14,460 --> 00:56:16,460
- He was Georgian.

1357
00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:18,460
- Uh, King Klazzi, yeah.

1358
00:56:18,460 --> 00:56:21,460
- Georgie King Klazzi.

1359
00:56:21,460 --> 00:56:24,460
- Georgie King Klazzi!

1360
00:56:24,460 --> 00:56:27,460
- Brush your munch and glad

1361
00:56:27,460 --> 00:56:28,460
back.

1362
00:56:32,460 --> 00:56:34,460
- Boom, boom town.

1363
00:56:34,460 --> 00:56:36,020
Boom, shake, shake, shake the

1364
00:56:36,020 --> 00:56:36,460
room.

1365
00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:38,460
Tick, tick, tick, tock, boom.

1366
00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:40,460
Yo, you ready for it yet?

1367
00:56:40,460 --> 00:56:41,460
Pump it up Chris.

1368
00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:43,460
Yo, you ready for it yet?

1369
00:56:43,460 --> 00:56:44,460
Pump it up Chris.

1370
00:56:44,460 --> 00:56:46,460
Yo, you ready for it yet?

1371
00:56:46,460 --> 00:56:47,460
Pump it up Chris.

1372
00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:49,920
Well here I go, here I go, here

1373
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,460
I go, here I go.

1374
00:56:51,460 --> 00:56:53,460
Here we go.

1375
00:56:53,460 --> 00:56:57,460
Back on track baby.

1376
00:56:57,460 --> 00:57:03,460
Back on track, back on track.

1377
00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:06,590
Back on track, back on track,

1378
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:07,460
baby.

1379
00:57:07,460 --> 00:57:15,690
- Arresting you is not an

1380
00:57:15,690 --> 00:57:21,460
option. You hear me?

1381
00:57:21,460 --> 00:57:23,460
- I'm a bitch. - Oi!

1382
00:57:23,460 --> 00:57:25,460
- Ian!

1383
00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:27,460
- What the fuck?

1384
00:57:27,460 --> 00:57:29,460
- You're under arrest.

1385
00:57:29,460 --> 00:57:33,460
- Go on. Go on. Go on.

1386
00:57:33,460 --> 00:57:34,080
What the hell just happened to

1387
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:34,460
the textures?

1388
00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:35,070
Look at the textures on the

1389
00:57:35,070 --> 00:57:35,460
fucking wall.

1390
00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:37,080
They've gone. Now they're back

1391
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:37,460
again.

1392
00:57:37,460 --> 00:57:39,670
Bit of grappling. Bit of

1393
00:57:39,670 --> 00:57:40,460
fucking grappling.

1394
00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:42,810
Eastenders. Eastenders, the

1395
00:57:42,810 --> 00:57:43,460
bill.

1396
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:46,120
It's hands. We're throwing

1397
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,460
shapes.

1398
00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:52,070
You do not have the right to go

1399
00:57:52,070 --> 00:57:53,460
away.

1400
00:57:53,460 --> 00:57:54,690
You do have all the right to

1401
00:57:54,690 --> 00:57:55,460
remain calm.

1402
00:57:55,460 --> 00:57:57,260
And remember, if you're saying

1403
00:57:57,260 --> 00:57:58,580
stuff it's gonna be used

1404
00:57:58,580 --> 00:57:59,460
against you,

1405
00:57:59,460 --> 00:58:01,460
Can't.

1406
00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:03,460
Come.

1407
00:58:03,460 --> 00:58:05,460
Resist arrest now.

1408
00:58:05,460 --> 00:58:07,580
You do not have the right to

1409
00:58:07,580 --> 00:58:08,460
resist.

1410
00:58:08,460 --> 00:58:09,460
You do-

1411
00:58:09,460 --> 00:58:11,310
Whatever you do do, remember to

1412
00:58:11,310 --> 00:58:12,460
fucking do it well.

1413
00:58:12,460 --> 00:58:14,110
Because if you don't, you're

1414
00:58:14,110 --> 00:58:15,460
gonna get arrested.

1415
00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:16,460
You're-

1416
00:58:16,460 --> 00:58:18,460
Come away with me now.

1417
00:58:18,460 --> 00:58:19,460
Come away with me now.

1418
00:58:19,460 --> 00:58:20,460
Come on.

1419
00:58:20,460 --> 00:58:25,860
Come on! Come on! Come on!

1420
00:58:33,940 --> 00:58:37,770
Hello! Hello! Stop resisting

1421
00:58:37,770 --> 00:58:39,870
arrest! Stop resisting a

1422
00:58:39,870 --> 00:58:41,380
fucking arrest!

1423
00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:48,220
Stop resisting this arrest! Nah!

1424
00:58:50,340 --> 00:58:52,340
Three bullets in the chest!

1425
00:58:52,340 --> 00:58:59,680
Come on, Weston! Check this out,

1426
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:05,060
man. This is PlayStation 2! The

1427
00:59:05,060 --> 00:59:10,110
finest hour! Get down now! Let

1428
00:59:10,110 --> 00:59:15,150
me handcuff you! Oi! You do not

1429
00:59:15,150 --> 00:59:19,220
have the right to do this!

1430
00:59:20,220 --> 00:59:22,040
You do not have the right to do

1431
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:25,340
this! Yes!

1432
00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:37,210
I killed him! Is he dead? I

1433
00:59:37,210 --> 00:59:40,100
think he's dead!

1434
00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:45,450
I can't get it done, just get

1435
00:59:45,450 --> 00:59:46,870
it done and get it done fast!

1436
00:59:46,870 --> 00:59:48,230
Cause if it done get it done,

1437
00:59:48,230 --> 00:59:49,540
then it's never gonna get it

1438
00:59:49,540 --> 00:59:50,220
done!

1439
00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:51,220
It's never gonna get it done!

1440
00:59:51,220 --> 00:59:53,220
Thanks very much, Bruno!

1441
00:59:53,220 --> 00:59:59,340
I'm injured!

1442
00:59:59,340 --> 01:00:00,990
I'm fucking puzzled, though, I'm

1443
01:00:00,990 --> 01:00:02,300
fucking puzzled, though, as to

1444
01:00:02,300 --> 01:00:03,950
what's going on here! That was

1445
01:00:03,950 --> 01:00:05,420
like a fucking fever dream,

1446
01:00:05,420 --> 01:00:07,460
that whole section of just...

1447
01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:09,870
the bad what you doing you slag

1448
01:00:09,870 --> 01:00:11,930
I don't know Marcus I just

1449
01:00:11,930 --> 01:00:14,020
stand there all day

1450
01:00:14,020 --> 01:00:17,260
yes sippy boy thanks very much

1451
01:00:17,260 --> 01:00:19,840
sippy boy choo choo magoo was

1452
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:20,640
looking for another

1453
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,960
seth that shook the world give

1454
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,040
him a bell short says Bruno I

1455
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,220
will I've been

1456
01:00:26,220 --> 01:00:27,260
saying that for a long time

1457
01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:28,470
where it's a hard he's actually

1458
01:00:28,470 --> 01:00:29,180
a hard man to pin

1459
01:00:29,180 --> 01:00:31,720
down he's off on an ayahuasca

1460
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,170
retreat at the moment out in

1461
01:00:34,170 --> 01:00:34,700
Peru

1462
01:00:34,700 --> 01:00:38,120
I think I killed that book

1463
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:42,820
listen to this it's getting moody

1464
01:00:42,820 --> 01:00:44,880
now getting fucking

1465
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:47,520
moody enough

1466
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:51,020
Oi oi. Oi oi.

1467
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:58,320
Reach by a hotel. Fuck you,

1468
01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,700
brother. I'm pushed to it.

1469
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:04,460
It's getting moody now. We're

1470
01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:09,280
in a hotel. We're in a hotel.

1471
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:15,600
Cut scenes. Yardies.

1472
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:21,110
Cut scenes. It's yardie or bust,

1473
01:01:21,110 --> 01:01:26,750
Mitch. It's fucking Mercedes or

1474
01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:28,160
bust.

1475
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:33,860
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Don't do it, man.

1476
01:01:33,860 --> 01:01:36,020
Don't do it.

1477
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,990
Oh! His cabbage just went boom,

1478
01:01:39,990 --> 01:01:40,980
boom.

1479
01:01:40,980 --> 01:01:41,120
Boom.

1480
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:48,420
Fucking hell. That ain't right.

1481
01:01:49,420 --> 01:01:50,180
You're fucked.

1482
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,880
Good night and God bless.

1483
01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:58,660
Rest in pieces.

1484
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:00,240
You're fucked.

1485
01:02:00,940 --> 01:02:02,180
I'm bailing this.

1486
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:03,120
I'm bailing this.

1487
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:06,120
Buh! Buh! Buh!

1488
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,120
What's up, Bajo?

1489
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,120
Buh!

1490
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:18,120
Good job! Good job!

1491
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:20,120
I'll drive.

1492
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:32,120
It just says that. Victor Scoble.

1493
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,120
Who the fucking hell is that?

1494
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:35,120
Do you read the paper, Arv? Or

1495
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:36,120
just eat your chips out of it.

1496
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,120
Oh, you're killing me.

1497
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:40,250
Victor Scoble. Owns the SG

1498
01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:42,120
franchise. Scoble Group.

1499
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:44,430
The bank that got robbed? Amongst

1500
01:02:44,430 --> 01:02:45,120
other things.

1501
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:46,700
The fucking Scoble's are after

1502
01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:47,120
you.

1503
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:49,300
Don't look now. It's the wank

1504
01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:50,120
brigade.

1505
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:51,310
Is it true about Munro's sard?

1506
01:02:51,310 --> 01:02:52,120
What's happened?

1507
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:53,120
Read the report like the rest.

1508
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:55,200
Put bugs in the bathhouse, come

1509
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:56,120
up trumps.

1510
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,120
You never felt a surprise.

1511
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:00,120
What did you get?

1512
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,530
Conversation in Russian. We had

1513
01:03:02,530 --> 01:03:04,120
it translated.

1514
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:06,500
It's gonna be a big deal. Arms.

1515
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:07,120
Tomorrow.

1516
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:11,120
Well, no, sorry. That's today.

1517
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:12,120
Because it was yesterday, see?

1518
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:14,110
Russians and fucking Yardies in

1519
01:03:14,110 --> 01:03:15,120
an arms deal.

1520
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:16,760
Why the fuck didn't you inform

1521
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:17,120
us?

1522
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,120
Gary Kasperov.

1523
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:19,120
Location. Time.

1524
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:20,930
Lunchtime. That's what the

1525
01:03:20,930 --> 01:03:22,120
translation said.

1526
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,120
Right. Get the boys ready.

1527
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,520
We're gonna need major backup,

1528
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:26,120
all units.

1529
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:28,120
I'll meet you outside.

1530
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,120
Big massive teats.

1531
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:32,120
We don't know where it is.

1532
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,120
Not yet.

1533
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:38,120
Yardie time.

1534
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:50,040
You have no idea about me,

1535
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:56,400
brother. You have no idea what

1536
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,990
I've been through today, last

1537
01:03:57,990 --> 01:04:00,050
week, last year. You have no

1538
01:04:00,050 --> 01:04:02,380
idea what I'm capable of.

1539
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:05,490
Nobody does. To you, I'm just

1540
01:04:05,490 --> 01:04:07,400
another faceless cop.

1541
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:09,740
Now, when I take my hand away,

1542
01:04:09,740 --> 01:04:11,900
you're going to answer me one

1543
01:04:11,900 --> 01:04:14,430
question. If you don't, I will

1544
01:04:14,430 --> 01:04:16,860
kill you. Nah, not now, no,

1545
01:04:16,860 --> 01:04:19,020
that would be stupid. But I

1546
01:04:19,020 --> 01:04:21,660
will kill you. Are we clear?

1547
01:04:21,660 --> 01:04:23,720
Don't you ever say that about

1548
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:25,800
my legs again. Don't you ever.

1549
01:04:27,980 --> 01:04:30,430
Oi, Robbie Brothers. Don't you

1550
01:04:30,430 --> 01:04:32,490
ever say that about me again.

1551
01:04:32,490 --> 01:04:34,270
Thank you very much. Do

1552
01:04:34,270 --> 01:04:36,330
yourself a favour and look up

1553
01:04:36,330 --> 01:04:37,920
the photos of Phil Mitchell

1554
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:39,930
during a nightclub appearance

1555
01:04:39,930 --> 01:04:40,800
in Navin.

1556
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,000
Oh, I will.

1557
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:42,940
What you did with his sauce.

1558
01:04:42,940 --> 01:04:44,060
Oh, yeah. What's that meant to

1559
01:04:44,060 --> 01:04:44,320
me?

1560
01:04:44,740 --> 01:04:46,140
Stream has gone to dogs.

1561
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:47,440
Oi.

1562
01:04:48,380 --> 01:04:49,210
The only dogs it's gone to is

1563
01:04:49,210 --> 01:04:50,820
the Isle of Dogs, mate.

1564
01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:52,070
Which is where you're going to

1565
01:04:52,070 --> 01:04:53,120
be going as soon as you're

1566
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:54,480
making comments like that.

1567
01:04:59,120 --> 01:04:59,760
Oh, dear.

1568
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,310
It's like a time bomb waiting

1569
01:05:01,310 --> 01:05:02,180
for kick off.

1570
01:05:03,180 --> 01:05:03,700
What's your plan?

1571
01:05:03,980 --> 01:05:06,040
Oh, what you doing, you slay?

1572
01:05:06,220 --> 01:05:07,540
I don't know, Mum. I just stand

1573
01:05:07,540 --> 01:05:07,960
here.

1574
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:12,510
Noah, thank you very much. Noah's

1575
01:05:12,510 --> 01:05:13,460
Ark.

1576
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:16,120
Team in position and ready.

1577
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:22,320
Well, get in there, then.

1578
01:05:26,060 --> 01:05:28,040
Oh, Mum, what you doing, you slay?

1579
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,510
I don't know, Mum. I just stand

1580
01:05:29,510 --> 01:05:29,940
here.

1581
01:05:29,940 --> 01:05:29,980
I don't know. I just stand here.

1582
01:05:29,980 --> 01:05:30,360
I don't know.

1583
01:05:33,580 --> 01:05:36,720
Thank you, Mick Brown and Noah.

1584
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:39,070
Cheers for the sweet little

1585
01:05:39,070 --> 01:05:39,820
tips.

1586
01:05:40,380 --> 01:05:44,120
That's really nice to do that.

1587
01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:49,000
I can't say thank you enough,

1588
01:05:49,540 --> 01:05:52,860
but I'll try thank you enough.

1589
01:05:52,860 --> 01:06:06,400
What we got here?

1590
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:07,100
Good morning.

1591
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:11,080
Siguriat.

1592
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:13,400
Latvians.

1593
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:19,960
I wonder, do you know more than

1594
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:26,360
your old friend down there?

1595
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:30,200
What happened to the icon?

1596
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:30,820
Hmm?

1597
01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:34,620
Why do you protect them?

1598
01:06:36,940 --> 01:06:37,900
The borsalers are coming.

1599
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:38,560
Yes.

1600
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:38,560
Yes.

1601
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:43,360
Don't kill him.

1602
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:45,100
Don't kill him.

1603
01:06:50,100 --> 01:06:49,450
Look at his little leggings

1604
01:06:49,450 --> 01:06:52,320
like sausages.

1605
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:53,360
I'm thinking about killing you.

1606
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:54,000
Yeah? Yeah.

1607
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:54,560
Well, don't do that.

1608
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:55,420
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.

1609
01:06:55,420 --> 01:06:56,420
Can't even catch you ready.

1610
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:00,460
Fucking come around, you muppet.

1611
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:01,240
That's it.

1612
01:07:01,580 --> 01:07:01,800
Woo!

1613
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:03,800
Ha! You ain't even close.

1614
01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:06,450
Stand still and fight like a

1615
01:07:06,450 --> 01:07:07,180
man.

1616
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:08,360
John.

1617
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:09,160
Johnny.

1618
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:09,760
I'm here.

1619
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:09,860
Come on.

1620
01:07:09,860 --> 01:07:16,200
Flacco!

1621
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:16,540
Hi!

1622
01:07:16,820 --> 01:07:17,280
Ha ha!

1623
01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:17,840
Yes!

1624
01:07:18,860 --> 01:07:19,980
I taught him that.

1625
01:07:22,460 --> 01:07:22,900
John?

1626
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:23,620
Arthur.

1627
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:24,480
Arthur, John.

1628
01:07:25,220 --> 01:07:25,760
John's a cleaner on this

1629
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:26,560
operation.

1630
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:27,280
The cleaner?

1631
01:07:27,620 --> 01:07:28,780
Danny, you never said nothing

1632
01:07:28,780 --> 01:07:30,120
about needing no cleaner.

1633
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:31,740
When I say cleaner, Arthur, I

1634
01:07:31,740 --> 01:07:32,660
mean cleaner.

1635
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:34,810
Like Mr. Sheen, not Martin

1636
01:07:34,810 --> 01:07:36,140
fucking Sheen.

1637
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:36,800
Oh.

1638
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,280
That's a jemmy cracker.

1639
01:07:38,420 --> 01:07:39,110
Used to work with the craze,

1640
01:07:39,110 --> 01:07:39,480
you know.

1641
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:41,190
John knows where all these icon

1642
01:07:41,190 --> 01:07:42,500
things are, right?

1643
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:43,300
Yeah.

1644
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:44,630
Yeah, the head man's got a load

1645
01:07:44,630 --> 01:07:45,970
of religious shit locked in his

1646
01:07:45,970 --> 01:07:46,420
safe.

1647
01:07:50,260 --> 01:07:51,400
Too bad, Pat.

1648
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,040
Oh, Mum, what you doing, you slag?

1649
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:53,800
Yeah, art collector.

1650
01:07:54,260 --> 01:07:55,100
Right called on blue.

1651
01:07:55,940 --> 01:07:56,700
Right, now listen, you're only

1652
01:07:56,700 --> 01:07:57,580
in the big one.

1653
01:07:57,700 --> 01:07:58,960
You're right called on blue.

1654
01:07:59,100 --> 01:08:00,120
Thank you very much.

1655
01:08:00,540 --> 01:08:01,760
Why the fuck are we nicking it,

1656
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:02,260
then?

1657
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:04,360
All right, girls.

1658
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:05,680
Enough.

1659
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:07,820
There you go, big man.

1660
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:09,180
Great graphics.

1661
01:08:09,180 --> 01:08:11,820
Real good graphics and great...

1662
01:08:11,820 --> 01:08:13,540
Isn't that man?

1663
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:16,120
That's called fucking Teletubby.

1664
01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:17,620
Clearly you can't pass the fuck.

1665
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:18,680
Look at that flick.

1666
01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:20,700
Sweet little bit of skill there.

1667
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:22,000
And, um...

1668
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,560
Look at the graphics.

1669
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:24,660
They haven't aged a day.

1670
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:26,140
Sam.

1671
01:08:27,540 --> 01:08:28,700
Some geezer Danny knows.

1672
01:08:29,340 --> 01:08:30,760
Tommy Robinson's finest.

1673
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,960
I've got to help him get to the...

1674
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:33,400
What's he called?

1675
01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:34,440
The server room.

1676
01:08:34,860 --> 01:08:35,420
What's he like?

1677
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:36,560
Never met the bloke.

1678
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:39,020
Where's Sam, then?

1679
01:08:39,740 --> 01:08:40,630
You don't seem too reliable to

1680
01:08:40,630 --> 01:08:40,980
me.

1681
01:08:40,980 --> 01:08:41,180
I agree with you.

1682
01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:41,180
I agree with you.

1683
01:08:41,180 --> 01:08:42,440
I'm after-brizzin' you clobber.

1684
01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:45,920
I want the hotel to see me.

1685
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:47,450
Pee-wee Mick, thank you very

1686
01:08:47,450 --> 01:08:47,920
much.

1687
01:08:48,340 --> 01:08:49,420
Who the fuck is that?

1688
01:08:49,700 --> 01:08:50,860
Who the fuck is that?

1689
01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:51,500
That boy is Sam.

1690
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:52,460
Pee-wee Mick.

1691
01:08:53,660 --> 01:08:55,020
What the fuck is this?

1692
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:56,980
Fucking evil Knievel girl.

1693
01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:57,380
Oi.

1694
01:08:57,660 --> 01:08:58,400
Watch your mouth.

1695
01:08:58,580 --> 01:08:59,000
There's a lady.

1696
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:00,380
What fucking lady?

1697
01:09:00,460 --> 01:09:01,020
That's a girl.

1698
01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:01,640
Oi.

1699
01:09:02,020 --> 01:09:03,020
You old enough to smoke?

1700
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,040
Is she old enough to smoke?

1701
01:09:05,740 --> 01:09:06,510
I'm old enough to do a whole

1702
01:09:06,510 --> 01:09:08,090
load of stuff you never dreamed

1703
01:09:08,090 --> 01:09:08,480
of.

1704
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:09,680
Eddie O'Connor.

1705
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:19,480
Brass tanks.

1706
01:09:20,660 --> 01:09:21,340
Sleep, sunshine.

1707
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:22,000
Clear out.

1708
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:25,040
Oh, come on, Danny.

1709
01:09:25,540 --> 01:09:26,400
She's staying.

1710
01:09:27,140 --> 01:09:28,560
I'm twice your age, kid.

1711
01:09:28,660 --> 01:09:29,400
Yeah, right.

1712
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:30,580
Sleeps, mate.

1713
01:09:31,260 --> 01:09:32,240
Get them suits ready, yeah?

1714
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:39,000
Right.

1715
01:09:39,740 --> 01:09:40,980
Now, the Scoble group is in the

1716
01:09:40,980 --> 01:09:41,540
city.

1717
01:09:42,740 --> 01:09:43,440
And don't worry, he's from a

1718
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:45,320
right load of old bankers.

1719
01:09:45,940 --> 01:09:46,820
Fucking scopes.

1720
01:09:46,820 --> 01:09:47,880
Who is this guy, then?

1721
01:09:48,420 --> 01:09:49,420
What's he want with account

1722
01:09:49,420 --> 01:09:50,000
codes?

1723
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:51,290
Don't worry, you're nodded with

1724
01:09:51,290 --> 01:09:51,940
the details.

1725
01:09:52,340 --> 01:09:53,560
Danny, how do we get in?

1726
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:55,200
Well, it'll be after hours.

1727
01:09:55,580 --> 01:09:56,500
So, Sam, Art, you go in the

1728
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:57,860
cleaner's way with John.

1729
01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,230
Eddie, Errol, you go straight

1730
01:09:59,230 --> 01:10:00,160
in the front door.

1731
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:02,070
Sleeves his mum made of

1732
01:10:02,070 --> 01:10:03,240
uniforms.

1733
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:05,080
They'll fit like a glove.

1734
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:11,340
Edel meeting.

1735
01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:11,920
On the bridge.

1736
01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:18,880
Get upstairs to the office.

1737
01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:20,440
I'll meet you up there after we've

1738
01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:21,120
done this.

1739
01:10:22,180 --> 01:10:22,640
Yes, Sam.

1740
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:23,840
Take this.

1741
01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:26,180
Oi, John.

1742
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:26,940
Which way is it?

1743
01:10:26,940 --> 01:10:27,440
Oi, oi, oi.

1744
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:27,960
It's this way.

1745
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:29,480
Nigel Barrage.

1746
01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:32,960
Come on, O'Connor.

1747
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:42,330
Wow, the graphics haven't aged

1748
01:10:42,330 --> 01:10:46,560
a fucking wink.

1749
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:49,860
In nine years.

1750
01:10:51,140 --> 01:10:53,200
The graphics have not aged.

1751
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:54,160
Look at this, man.

1752
01:10:54,220 --> 01:10:54,740
You're in a fuck.

1753
01:10:54,860 --> 01:10:57,380
This is the state of the art

1754
01:10:57,380 --> 01:10:58,700
tunnel.

1755
01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:00,030
You're in a glass bridge

1756
01:11:00,030 --> 01:11:01,560
between two buildings.

1757
01:11:02,620 --> 01:11:03,240
Come on.

1758
01:11:03,700 --> 01:11:04,720
Get your ass over here.

1759
01:11:04,980 --> 01:11:06,040
Get your ass in the gear.

1760
01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:11,910
The guards are worse than the

1761
01:11:11,910 --> 01:11:12,760
cops in here, they say.

1762
01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:14,010
Look at this, doing a bit of

1763
01:11:14,010 --> 01:11:14,580
stealth.

1764
01:11:15,300 --> 01:11:16,720
Stealthy man.

1765
01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:19,680
Running like he can.

1766
01:11:20,100 --> 01:11:22,020
Through the buildings.

1767
01:11:22,460 --> 01:11:24,100
Trying to kill some men.

1768
01:11:24,100 --> 01:11:24,770
You can make your own way, all

1769
01:11:24,770 --> 01:11:25,020
right?

1770
01:11:25,460 --> 01:11:26,720
Get your mobile in the media.

1771
01:11:27,220 --> 01:11:27,500
Yeah.

1772
01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:38,400
You can do that, man.

1773
01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:41,100
That's called the fucking Teletugging.

1774
01:11:41,420 --> 01:11:42,600
Clearly you can't pass for it.

1775
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:43,800
Protoplasmic.

1776
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:45,680
Thank you very much, protoplasmic.

1777
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:48,520
That's it, Eddie.

1778
01:11:48,660 --> 01:11:48,940
Go.

1779
01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:49,540
Go.

1780
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:50,340
Eh.

1781
01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:51,540
What's the...

1782
01:11:51,540 --> 01:11:56,560
What are you playing at?

1783
01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:58,420
You know what I fucking do.

1784
01:11:58,420 --> 01:11:59,000
I agree with him.

1785
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,240
I have to bring some new clobber.

1786
01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:01,270
Round up the boys to come

1787
01:12:01,270 --> 01:12:01,880
fighting.

1788
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:02,520
Big Mick.

1789
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:03,600
I want all talent to see me.

1790
01:12:03,780 --> 01:12:04,580
Thanks, Big Mick.

1791
01:12:05,100 --> 01:12:06,160
What kind of grub do you got in

1792
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:06,660
here?

1793
01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:09,650
What kind of grub do you got in

1794
01:12:09,650 --> 01:12:10,580
here?

1795
01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:11,920
Right.

1796
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:13,120
We'll move on.

1797
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:14,740
Crude.

1798
01:12:14,900 --> 01:12:15,180
Crude.

1799
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:17,380
Fucking living room with this

1800
01:12:17,380 --> 01:12:18,320
new gaff.

1801
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:22,320
It's a great gaff.

1802
01:12:22,420 --> 01:12:23,620
The security is lax.

1803
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,410
We've managed to infiltrate a

1804
01:12:25,410 --> 01:12:28,060
building in the city of London.

1805
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:31,200
What's this?

1806
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:32,840
Go here.

1807
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:32,880
Go here.

1808
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:39,960
What kind of mental law?

1809
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:39,980
What kind of mental law?

1810
01:12:50,180 --> 01:12:51,880
The graphics are so good.

1811
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:53,260
The graphics are just...

1812
01:12:53,260 --> 01:12:55,620
Timeless.

1813
01:12:56,340 --> 01:12:57,880
Some of the stuff that they did

1814
01:12:57,880 --> 01:12:58,720
in this game.

1815
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:00,840
It's amazing.

1816
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:02,900
Look at that.

1817
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:04,260
Look at that man.

1818
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:05,720
He's fucked.

1819
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:07,780
That's the end of his life.

1820
01:13:07,860 --> 01:13:09,090
His life was leading up to that

1821
01:13:09,090 --> 01:13:09,620
moment.

1822
01:13:10,340 --> 01:13:11,260
It's sad in a way.

1823
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:12,260
You know, he's got family.

1824
01:13:12,420 --> 01:13:13,460
He's definitely got family.

1825
01:13:13,940 --> 01:13:15,070
Because he was born into a

1826
01:13:15,070 --> 01:13:16,500
family, you know?

1827
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:19,580
But that's of no use to him now.

1828
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:21,380
And there, he's of no use...

1829
01:13:21,380 --> 01:13:22,460
Oh, here we go.

1830
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:23,540
Another two men who have

1831
01:13:23,540 --> 01:13:24,180
families.

1832
01:13:25,180 --> 01:13:25,660
Gone.

1833
01:13:26,380 --> 01:13:28,500
Another man bites the dust.

1834
01:13:29,940 --> 01:13:31,600
That was his...

1835
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,190
All his life was leading up to

1836
01:13:33,190 --> 01:13:33,680
that.

1837
01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:34,560
Now...

1838
01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:36,100
Gone.

1839
01:13:37,220 --> 01:13:37,940
The end.

1840
01:13:43,940 --> 01:13:46,060
Sucker punch.

1841
01:13:46,060 --> 01:13:46,500
Oi!

1842
01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:47,000
Oi!

1843
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:47,000
Oi!

1844
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:47,000
Oi!

1845
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:47,500
Oi!

1846
01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:51,480
He just got faraged in his

1847
01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:53,200
garage.

1848
01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:55,220
He got fucking Tommy Robinson

1849
01:13:55,220 --> 01:13:57,040
in the back of his skull.

1850
01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:03,840
The best journey, mate.

1851
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:05,120
He's got a chip on his shoulder.

1852
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:06,360
At least he's got a bag of kids.

1853
01:14:09,420 --> 01:14:10,260
Thanks very much.

1854
01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:11,060
Bye, Pat!

1855
01:14:12,340 --> 01:14:13,180
Bye, Pat!

1856
01:14:13,180 --> 01:14:18,260
Kicking beats.

1857
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:19,880
Great treats.

1858
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:22,880
Amazing graphical capabilities.

1859
01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:24,980
Unreal gameplay.

1860
01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:27,920
Real great gameplay.

1861
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:29,700
I'm last.

1862
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:31,600
Fucking last.

1863
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:32,340
I know what I'm doing.

1864
01:14:39,300 --> 01:14:40,600
This is it.

1865
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:41,600
Do or die.

1866
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:42,220
Do or die.

1867
01:14:42,220 --> 01:14:43,380
Make or break.

1868
01:14:43,380 --> 01:14:45,340
I'll be here if you need me.

1869
01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:47,320
Christy Crow.

1870
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:47,320
Christy Crow.

1871
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:49,380
Christy Crow.

1872
01:14:49,380 --> 01:14:51,040
Thank you very much.

1873
01:14:53,180 --> 01:14:54,960
And bye, Pat.

1874
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,580
Where the fuck am I going then?

1875
01:14:58,580 --> 01:14:59,580
Maybe he needs to do a bit of

1876
01:14:59,580 --> 01:15:00,080
leaning.

1877
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:01,020
Should we do a bit of leaning

1878
01:15:01,020 --> 01:15:01,930
on the side of the wall here

1879
01:15:01,930 --> 01:15:02,740
next to the plant?

1880
01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:05,080
Maybe you can lean on the plant.

1881
01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:09,610
The chlorophyll and chloroform

1882
01:15:09,610 --> 01:15:12,060
that you get inside the leaves.

1883
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,300
Which is a product of photosynthesis.

1884
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:18,300
Will transfer into my body.

1885
01:15:18,460 --> 01:15:19,800
And I'll have plants energy as

1886
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:20,240
well.

1887
01:15:21,260 --> 01:15:23,900
Vitamin D is something akin to

1888
01:15:23,900 --> 01:15:26,880
the photosynthesis.

1889
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,680
Which breaks down the simple

1890
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:29,360
sugars.

1891
01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:34,000
Junior surf biology by...

1892
01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:35,960
Fucking foundation.

1893
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:38,800
Right.

1894
01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:39,460
Let's...

1895
01:15:39,460 --> 01:15:40,580
What are we meant to do here?

1896
01:15:40,700 --> 01:15:41,600
Photo copy, is it?

1897
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,060
Stack inside this building.

1898
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:46,290
I'm meant to be doing a bit of

1899
01:15:46,290 --> 01:15:47,200
photocopy here.

1900
01:15:47,200 --> 01:16:04,480
Look at this bit of sneaky.

1901
01:16:04,700 --> 01:16:05,540
Bit of sneak mode.

1902
01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:07,620
Hey.

1903
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:09,220
I might be stuck in the game.

1904
01:16:09,900 --> 01:16:11,420
But they weren't expecting this.

1905
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:14,440
Then we can go to the beat.

1906
01:16:16,820 --> 01:16:18,000
Left and right.

1907
01:16:18,460 --> 01:16:19,940
Sneak into the left.

1908
01:16:20,420 --> 01:16:22,140
Sneak into the right.

1909
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:24,040
Sneak into the left.

1910
01:16:24,380 --> 01:16:26,280
Sneak into the right.

1911
01:16:26,620 --> 01:16:28,120
Don't know where I'm going.

1912
01:16:28,480 --> 01:16:30,360
We'll be here all night.

1913
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:32,040
Into this building.

1914
01:16:32,820 --> 01:16:34,120
Meant to do some stuff.

1915
01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:38,180
He's looking rough.

1916
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,020
He's been beat up.

1917
01:16:40,740 --> 01:16:42,320
By a few guys.

1918
01:16:42,820 --> 01:16:44,240
Now we're sneaking around the

1919
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:45,100
hallways.

1920
01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:46,600
Looking nice.

1921
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:51,410
Send a fax. This is the first

1922
01:16:51,410 --> 01:16:52,690
level of the matrix. Spend 30

1923
01:16:52,690 --> 01:16:53,550
minutes getting into a

1924
01:16:53,550 --> 01:16:55,160
conference call to work. Toughest

1925
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:58,350
challenge in London. Oh, what's

1926
01:16:58,350 --> 01:17:02,150
this? Okay, okay, okay. Reception,

1927
01:17:02,150 --> 01:17:04,060
public relations, human

1928
01:17:04,060 --> 01:17:06,040
resources or accounts.

1929
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:27,720
Watch an amazing game. Wow.

1930
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:34,680
Oh. Seamless. Seamless

1931
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:43,100
transitions here. Go on then.

1932
01:17:43,100 --> 01:17:51,320
Don't make it all for yourself.

1933
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:51,720
Back.

1934
01:17:51,720 --> 01:17:54,450
What the? That's right. Yeah,

1935
01:17:54,450 --> 01:17:59,170
we're here. Oh, fuck. Look at

1936
01:17:59,170 --> 01:18:01,970
that, man. That's a two stack.

1937
01:18:01,970 --> 01:18:04,230
Look at the fucking two stack

1938
01:18:04,230 --> 01:18:05,540
there, man.

1939
01:18:05,540 --> 01:18:08,090
Stop. Oi. Oi, slow down. Slow

1940
01:18:08,090 --> 01:18:10,900
down, Milosevic. Back off, guys.

1941
01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:13,110
Look at that, man. It's a four

1942
01:18:13,110 --> 01:18:15,740
stack. What happened? Fucking

1943
01:18:15,740 --> 01:18:17,960
four stack there, man. Rigor

1944
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:21,700
mortis there, look. Fuck me.

1945
01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:24,040
Man, these boys are gooched.

1946
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:25,980
That's a triple four stack

1947
01:18:25,980 --> 01:18:28,600
there. Four skin dreams, man.

1948
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:30,910
Let's lean against the wall and

1949
01:18:30,910 --> 01:18:33,240
get a bit more blood patches. A

1950
01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:35,340
bit more fucking quad, quad

1951
01:18:35,340 --> 01:18:37,900
stack. Those lads just got quad

1952
01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:38,640
stacked.

1953
01:18:38,700 --> 01:18:39,850
I'm going to get done. I'm

1954
01:18:39,850 --> 01:18:41,050
going to get done. Just get

1955
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:42,450
done and get done fast. Because

1956
01:18:42,450 --> 01:18:43,760
if it don't get done, then it's

1957
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:44,960
never going to get done.

1958
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:47,040
Christy Crow, did you play the

1959
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:49,200
original and have I missed it?

1960
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:51,280
I haven't. I tried to play the

1961
01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:53,680
original, but it wouldn't. It

1962
01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:56,380
wouldn't work on the fucking

1963
01:18:56,380 --> 01:18:58,460
jailbroken PS3.

1964
01:18:58,540 --> 01:19:00,360
But I tell you something,

1965
01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:02,590
Christy. Who cares when we've

1966
01:19:02,590 --> 01:19:04,820
got a quad stack? Fucking quad

1967
01:19:04,820 --> 01:19:07,570
stack. See the game last night,

1968
01:19:07,570 --> 01:19:10,020
man. Fucking quad stack.

1969
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:13,200
Four fucking bad, bad, bad

1970
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:17,190
lemons got quatted, man. That's

1971
01:19:17,190 --> 01:19:19,980
a tri stack there to the left

1972
01:19:19,980 --> 01:19:20,880
of me.

1973
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:22,170
Look, I'm in the middle of a

1974
01:19:22,170 --> 01:19:25,430
tri stack. Triceratops. Fucking

1975
01:19:25,430 --> 01:19:28,240
try hard. Try hard with a

1976
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:31,020
vengeance. Try hard with a

1977
01:19:31,020 --> 01:19:35,060
harder. Try hard with erections.

1978
01:19:38,660 --> 01:19:39,370
Where's Slash from Guns N' Roses?

1979
01:19:39,370 --> 01:19:43,360
I want to hear him play guitar.

1980
01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:48,200
Bad. Bad. What you doing, you

1981
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,230
slag? I don't know, man. Such a

1982
01:19:50,230 --> 01:19:51,240
standy all day.

1983
01:19:53,060 --> 01:19:54,630
Thank you very much for that,

1984
01:19:54,630 --> 01:19:56,720
Simon Sasspan.

1985
01:20:01,420 --> 01:20:01,730
Right, we're into the mainframe

1986
01:20:01,730 --> 01:20:05,000
now, hey. Who's this?

1987
01:20:06,380 --> 01:20:08,300
Bah! Fugo Baba!

1988
01:20:09,700 --> 01:20:10,820
Fugo Baba!

1989
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:16,780
Ten seconds away, I'll be wailing.

1990
01:20:16,780 --> 01:20:18,840
No go no thank you, man. Ten

1991
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:20,240
seconds away.

1992
01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:21,650
Ten seconds away. Thank you

1993
01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:22,300
very much.

1994
01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:25,200
Fucking hell.

1995
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,100
Thank you very much, Gibson.

1996
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:30,100
And Mickey Vice Grips.

1997
01:20:30,340 --> 01:20:31,740
And Simon Sasspan.

1998
01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:33,920
What a bunch of names.

1999
01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:36,040
What a gang of tri stack.

2000
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:37,060
Listen, you just a clicker,

2001
01:20:37,060 --> 01:20:37,960
cause I'm gonna have a good

2002
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:38,360
serve.

2003
01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:39,520
What's right? Yeah.

2004
01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:40,940
Where are you at?

2005
01:20:41,820 --> 01:20:42,600
I don't know about you.

2006
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:44,080
Thank you very much.

2007
01:20:44,740 --> 01:20:46,510
And, uh, what a triceratops of

2008
01:20:46,510 --> 01:20:47,320
names.

2009
01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:48,980
Is there a dinosaur simulator

2010
01:20:48,980 --> 01:20:50,660
game that we can play where we

2011
01:20:50,660 --> 01:20:52,250
just fuck around the valley in

2012
01:20:52,250 --> 01:20:52,660
it?

2013
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,120
We're gonna go spinning in a triceratops

2014
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,870
and you get inside the fucker

2015
01:20:56,870 --> 01:20:58,340
and drive it, man.

2016
01:20:58,500 --> 01:20:59,000
Bad, bad.

2017
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:00,840
Oh, mom, what you doing, you slag?

2018
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,530
I don't know, man. Such a standy

2019
01:21:02,530 --> 01:21:03,180
all day.

2020
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:05,340
Thank you very much.

2021
01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:07,740
Can we, and somebody invented

2022
01:21:07,740 --> 01:21:09,560
the game dinosaur simulator.

2023
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,200
Where you just get inside, you

2024
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,830
take a fucking triceratops for

2025
01:21:12,830 --> 01:21:13,440
a spin.

2026
01:21:14,020 --> 01:21:15,440
And you just drive it into cunts.

2027
01:21:15,540 --> 01:21:16,660
And it's got three horns.

2028
01:21:17,220 --> 01:21:18,240
You just fucking kill them.

2029
01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:19,280
You impale them.

2030
01:21:21,220 --> 01:21:21,960
What's she doing?

2031
01:21:25,260 --> 01:21:25,400
Any games devs watching the

2032
01:21:25,400 --> 01:21:27,520
stream, man.

2033
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:28,440
You know what to do.

2034
01:21:30,180 --> 01:21:31,400
One punch man.

2035
01:21:36,060 --> 01:21:37,590
Christy Crowe would love to

2036
01:21:37,590 --> 01:21:39,380
watch Mark Echoes getting up.

2037
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:43,980
Is that a game where you just

2038
01:21:43,980 --> 01:21:45,600
go and spray paint tags, is it?

2039
01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:49,300
Like Banksy and the boys.

2040
01:21:57,700 --> 01:21:59,780
Mark Echoes after you, people.

2041
01:22:00,260 --> 01:22:00,880
Watch out.

2042
01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:02,290
Now we're inside the mainframe

2043
01:22:02,290 --> 01:22:03,000
now, guys.

2044
01:22:04,820 --> 01:22:05,900
Bit of news, guys.

2045
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:07,580
We've reached the mainframe.

2046
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:08,730
You thought you were in the

2047
01:22:08,730 --> 01:22:09,640
mainframe here.

2048
01:22:11,780 --> 01:22:12,960
You couldn't have been any

2049
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:13,540
wronger.

2050
01:22:13,880 --> 01:22:15,360
We're inside the real mainframe.

2051
01:22:15,740 --> 01:22:17,300
In fucking get, in the getaway

2052
01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:18,560
to Black Monday.

2053
01:22:29,900 --> 01:22:27,860
Wow, look at all these fucking

2054
01:22:27,860 --> 01:22:32,560
nerd cables.

2055
01:22:33,460 --> 01:22:34,060
Patch wires.

2056
01:22:36,420 --> 01:22:37,300
Gas bottles.

2057
01:22:38,300 --> 01:22:39,120
Caller gas.

2058
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:41,970
What the fuck am I meant to do

2059
01:22:41,970 --> 01:22:42,340
here?

2060
01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:48,400
I agree, man.

2061
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:49,640
I'm after buying some new clobber.

2062
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,500
Round up the boys to come fightin'.

2063
01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:53,020
I want the whole town to see me.

2064
01:22:53,780 --> 01:22:54,980
Oh, Tesher, how are you?

2065
01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:57,260
You've got some great tunage.

2066
01:22:58,640 --> 01:22:59,120
And fair play for you for

2067
01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:00,900
tuning in the stream and

2068
01:23:00,900 --> 01:23:02,200
donating one euro, man.

2069
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:04,080
You're sick.

2070
01:23:04,700 --> 01:23:05,740
Which is what all the kids were

2071
01:23:05,740 --> 01:23:06,860
saying for sound nowadays.

2072
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:08,430
If you're sound, then you're

2073
01:23:08,430 --> 01:23:09,360
fucking sick.

2074
01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:12,260
Did you see that lad uptown?

2075
01:23:12,260 --> 01:23:14,590
Oh, Tesher, he donated one euro

2076
01:23:14,590 --> 01:23:15,820
to the stream.

2077
01:23:16,660 --> 01:23:17,840
He's fucking sick.

2078
01:23:22,340 --> 01:23:23,200
What about this?

2079
01:23:23,300 --> 01:23:24,260
Just go upstairs.

2080
01:23:24,260 --> 01:23:24,600
Go upstairs.

2081
01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:30,850
This is fucking cuntish. I don't

2082
01:23:30,850 --> 01:23:31,880
say that lightly.

2083
01:23:42,660 --> 01:23:49,240
Thank you very much Anto Freel.

2084
01:23:51,540 --> 01:23:55,150
Do you know how I freel? Do you

2085
01:23:55,150 --> 01:23:57,240
know how I freel?

2086
01:23:57,240 --> 01:24:05,660
Are you fucking serious? I'm

2087
01:24:05,660 --> 01:24:12,790
not going to open all these

2088
01:24:12,790 --> 01:24:15,480
doors.

2089
01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:16,980
I'm not going to open all these

2090
01:24:16,980 --> 01:24:17,480
doors.

2091
01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:32,640
Welcome back to New Way.

2092
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:58,160
The neck of you.

2093
01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:03,630
The neck of you, thank you very

2094
01:25:03,630 --> 01:25:06,200
much. Does anyone know in the

2095
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:07,640
chat where I meant to go here?

2096
01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:11,000
I don't think you're going to

2097
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:14,780
get far with those little legs,

2098
01:25:14,780 --> 01:25:16,120
are you?

2099
01:25:16,120 --> 01:25:20,930
Jep, thank you very much, Jep.

2100
01:25:20,930 --> 01:25:24,760
Jep is after you. The door is

2101
01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:27,680
open, the key is the door. The

2102
01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:29,700
door is open, they close again

2103
01:25:29,700 --> 01:25:31,900
actually if you need them to be.

2104
01:25:31,900 --> 01:25:33,680
Can you send a fax? Can we

2105
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:35,370
fax team Soho, the makers of

2106
01:25:35,370 --> 01:25:36,890
the game and ask them how

2107
01:25:36,890 --> 01:25:38,540
things are going and will they

2108
01:25:38,540 --> 01:25:38,800
be

2109
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:40,380
developing any more games? And

2110
01:25:40,380 --> 01:25:41,780
by the way, what are you meant

2111
01:25:41,780 --> 01:25:42,950
to do when you get into the

2112
01:25:42,950 --> 01:25:43,680
building?

2113
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:59,630
You make a cup of tea, no? For

2114
01:25:59,630 --> 01:26:07,680
fuck's sake.

2115
01:26:07,680 --> 01:26:09,550
I thought there was something

2116
01:26:09,550 --> 01:26:11,630
hot about this room here. We've

2117
01:26:11,630 --> 01:26:13,680
got a safe. Oh. It's called the

2118
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:13,680
Serbian.

2119
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,760
fella. Thank you very much Serbian

2120
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:17,780
fella. That's very kind of you.

2121
01:26:17,780 --> 01:26:19,680
And also Jep and the next one.

2122
01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:20,540
We've got a safe.

2123
01:26:33,820 --> 01:26:34,380
Oh.

2124
01:26:35,300 --> 01:26:37,940
Let's call the Serbian fella.

2125
01:26:38,780 --> 01:26:39,690
Thank you very much, Serbian

2126
01:26:39,690 --> 01:26:40,300
fella.

2127
01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:41,820
That's very kind of you.

2128
01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:43,890
And also, Jep and the neck of

2129
01:26:43,890 --> 01:26:46,360
you and Anto Freeland, Artesher.

2130
01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:48,980
Very, very kind of you.

2131
01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:50,380
Thank you very much.

2132
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:52,610
And I don't know what the fuck

2133
01:26:52,610 --> 01:26:54,060
I'm doing here.

2134
01:26:54,480 --> 01:26:56,180
But what I want to say is...

2135
01:26:56,180 --> 01:27:04,100
I'm here now, everybody.

2136
01:27:04,100 --> 01:27:04,360
Look.

2137
01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:06,430
Now it's time, while I try and

2138
01:27:06,430 --> 01:27:08,520
figure out what's going on,

2139
01:27:08,780 --> 01:27:10,750
now it's time for part three of

2140
01:27:10,750 --> 01:27:12,770
our Cockney Acting Workshop

2141
01:27:12,770 --> 01:27:14,060
Masterclass.

2142
01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:15,660
Cockney Moods, Volume 3,

2143
01:27:15,660 --> 01:27:16,500
everybody.

2144
01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:17,660
If you're interested in living

2145
01:27:17,660 --> 01:27:18,800
in London, moving...

2146
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:19,620
Maybe you have to move over

2147
01:27:19,620 --> 01:27:20,260
there for work.

2148
01:27:20,980 --> 01:27:23,510
Maybe you are pursuing a dream

2149
01:27:23,510 --> 01:27:25,760
career in acting.

2150
01:27:26,340 --> 01:27:27,150
And you're also watching this

2151
01:27:27,150 --> 01:27:27,660
stream.

2152
01:27:27,740 --> 01:27:29,660
You're like, whoa, it's so good.

2153
01:27:29,740 --> 01:27:30,700
The games are class.

2154
01:27:32,300 --> 01:27:33,620
How does he do the voices?

2155
01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:34,640
He's amazing.

2156
01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:35,920
He's got it all.

2157
01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:38,360
Well, I'm going to share with

2158
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:40,340
you my skills and techniques

2159
01:27:40,340 --> 01:27:42,980
with Cockney Moods, Volume 3.

2160
01:27:51,620 --> 01:27:52,800
Hello again, guys.

2161
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:54,060
And welcome very much to the

2162
01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:54,820
live stream.

2163
01:27:54,980 --> 01:27:56,500
This is another episode of Cockney

2164
01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:57,800
Moods, the workshop which

2165
01:27:57,800 --> 01:27:59,060
teaches you how to act like

2166
01:27:59,060 --> 01:28:00,100
London people.

2167
01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:02,750
Real life, gritty, council

2168
01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:03,580
drama.

2169
01:28:03,980 --> 01:28:05,830
In this scene now, Alf, who is

2170
01:28:05,830 --> 01:28:08,000
the boss, comes back to find

2171
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:10,160
one of his henchmen awake.

2172
01:28:10,580 --> 01:28:11,580
And he should be asleep because

2173
01:28:11,580 --> 01:28:12,770
he needs to be fresh for the

2174
01:28:12,770 --> 01:28:13,920
next morning's work.

2175
01:28:14,480 --> 01:28:16,330
And Alf decides to read him a

2176
01:28:16,330 --> 01:28:17,600
bedtime story.

2177
01:28:22,100 --> 01:28:22,660
Oi.

2178
01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:23,840
Oi.

2179
01:28:24,340 --> 01:28:25,820
Why are you still awake?

2180
01:28:26,620 --> 01:28:28,400
Why are you still awake?

2181
01:28:28,820 --> 01:28:29,120
Oi.

2182
01:28:29,620 --> 01:28:31,340
Why are you still awake?

2183
01:28:32,020 --> 01:28:32,420
Oh.

2184
01:28:33,020 --> 01:28:34,550
I'm having trouble sleeping,

2185
01:28:34,550 --> 01:28:35,320
ain't I?

2186
01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:37,860
Can you read me a bedtime story?

2187
01:28:38,260 --> 01:28:38,460
Oi.

2188
01:28:38,880 --> 01:28:39,780
How about this one?

2189
01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:42,350
There once was a little, little

2190
01:28:42,350 --> 01:28:42,680
sp-

2191
01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:44,120
There once was a little spider.

2192
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:44,640
Sorry.

2193
01:28:44,900 --> 01:28:45,160
Okay.

2194
01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:48,200
There once was a little spider.

2195
01:28:48,860 --> 01:28:50,440
And he was very naughty.

2196
01:28:51,580 --> 01:28:53,120
What about that spider?

2197
01:28:53,740 --> 01:28:55,160
He was an arachnid.

2198
01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:57,030
I don't know nothing about that

2199
01:28:57,030 --> 01:28:58,160
spider, John.

2200
01:28:58,160 --> 01:28:59,920
Are you listening to me?

2201
01:29:00,740 --> 01:29:02,340
I don't know nothing about that

2202
01:29:02,340 --> 01:29:03,240
spider.

2203
01:29:04,760 --> 01:29:06,460
He had eight little legs on him.

2204
01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:08,840
I'm scared, John.

2205
01:29:09,460 --> 01:29:11,280
He was a fucking wrong'un.

2206
01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:12,820
You're scaring me.

2207
01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:15,230
This little arachnid gaze was

2208
01:29:15,230 --> 01:29:17,560
spinning his little webs all

2209
01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:19,480
around the East End.

2210
01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:20,200
Mark Harkney, please.

2211
01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:21,380
All around the East End.

2212
01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:22,080
That's good.

2213
01:29:22,420 --> 01:29:23,900
Benny, you're scaring me, Benny.

2214
01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:25,820
He crawled into the corner of

2215
01:29:25,820 --> 01:29:26,560
the pub.

2216
01:29:26,700 --> 01:29:28,960
The Queen Vic Mary's head.

2217
01:29:30,540 --> 01:29:31,960
And he spun a little web.

2218
01:29:33,300 --> 01:29:35,020
Down by the bitter pump.

2219
01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:36,500
The bitter pump.

2220
01:29:36,620 --> 01:29:38,180
Down by the bitter pump.

2221
01:29:38,300 --> 01:29:39,180
The bitter pump.

2222
01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:41,140
Down by the bitter pump.

2223
01:29:41,420 --> 01:29:42,500
And what happened to him?

2224
01:29:42,860 --> 01:29:44,320
I fucking stood on him.

2225
01:29:44,700 --> 01:29:45,780
And he got squished.

2226
01:29:46,780 --> 01:29:47,840
Fucking hell.

2227
01:29:48,380 --> 01:29:49,180
Yeah, do that again.

2228
01:29:49,440 --> 01:29:51,160
Fucking hell.

2229
01:29:53,740 --> 01:29:54,640
Can you do that?

2230
01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:55,220
Is that all right?

2231
01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:55,580
Yeah.

2232
01:29:55,660 --> 01:29:55,840
Yeah?

2233
01:29:56,480 --> 01:29:57,180
We do that again?

2234
01:29:57,240 --> 01:29:57,920
Yeah, do it again.

2235
01:29:58,460 --> 01:29:59,000
With more.

2236
01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:00,840
Just really go at it.

2237
01:30:02,580 --> 01:30:04,840
Fucking hell.

2238
01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:06,440
Lovely.

2239
01:30:07,100 --> 01:30:07,380
Lovely.

2240
01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:08,560
So good.

2241
01:30:08,680 --> 01:30:09,180
Is that all right?

2242
01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:09,380
Yeah?

2243
01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:09,760
Brilliant.

2244
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:10,420
Sleep tight.

2245
01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:11,840
Don't have nightmares.

2246
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:14,160
Don't have nightmares.

2247
01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:15,360
And again.

2248
01:30:16,900 --> 01:30:17,340
And again.

2249
01:30:18,060 --> 01:30:18,760
Sleep tight.

2250
01:30:19,020 --> 01:30:20,100
Don't have nightmares.

2251
01:30:20,940 --> 01:30:21,380
Lovely.

2252
01:30:21,860 --> 01:30:22,420
Once more.

2253
01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:23,280
With a bit.

2254
01:30:23,660 --> 01:30:24,780
Loads of passion and tighter.

2255
01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:25,840
Sleep tight.

2256
01:30:25,980 --> 01:30:26,720
Don't have nightmares.

2257
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:27,340
Yes.

2258
01:30:28,260 --> 01:30:28,780
Nailed it.

2259
01:30:35,100 --> 01:30:36,340
Not great, guys.

2260
01:30:36,440 --> 01:30:36,920
Not great.

2261
01:30:37,020 --> 01:30:38,360
I can't fucking work out what's

2262
01:30:38,360 --> 01:30:39,200
going on here.

2263
01:30:40,360 --> 01:30:41,200
I'm really.

2264
01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:44,180
I'm up to the junction.

2265
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:46,430
I'm up to the fucking junction

2266
01:30:46,430 --> 01:30:47,520
on this one.

2267
01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:51,640
Squeeze.

2268
01:30:51,640 --> 01:30:56,600
Thank you very much.

2269
01:30:56,660 --> 01:30:57,600
Drew Dunn who says,

2270
01:30:57,660 --> 01:30:58,810
I always thought acting seemed

2271
01:30:58,810 --> 01:30:59,340
a bit easy,

2272
01:30:59,440 --> 01:31:00,440
but I worked as an extra on the

2273
01:31:00,440 --> 01:31:01,180
set of Vikings.

2274
01:31:01,320 --> 01:31:02,040
And it's definitely not as

2275
01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:03,100
straightforward as you think it

2276
01:31:03,100 --> 01:31:03,340
is.

2277
01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:10,200
What the fuck am I at?

2278
01:31:11,460 --> 01:31:13,280
There's another safe here.

2279
01:31:13,280 --> 01:31:43,260
*music*

2280
01:31:43,260 --> 01:31:45,760
I'm not cheating. I'm not

2281
01:31:45,760 --> 01:31:50,380
cheating. I'm not cheating. I'm

2282
01:31:50,380 --> 01:31:51,500
not cheating. I'm not cheating.

2283
01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:55,080
I'm not cheating. I'm not done

2284
01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:57,300
cheating either.

2285
01:32:06,160 --> 01:32:07,760
Uncle I get it done just get it

2286
01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:09,460
done, get it done fast. Cause

2287
01:32:09,460 --> 01:32:10,660
if it don't get it done then it's

2288
01:32:10,660 --> 01:32:11,760
never gonna get done.

2289
01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:14,160
Thank you very much for that

2290
01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:17,400
Gordon, is it? Gordon Freeman.

2291
01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:20,420
Right remember where you shtacked

2292
01:32:20,420 --> 01:32:23,330
up the lads someone says. Where

2293
01:32:23,330 --> 01:32:26,090
the fuck was that man? I don't

2294
01:32:26,090 --> 01:32:28,520
remember where I shtacked up

2295
01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:29,760
the lads.

2296
01:32:37,760 --> 01:32:39,760
You hammered your mother.

2297
01:32:39,760 --> 01:32:44,090
You hammered your mother. First

2298
01:32:44,090 --> 01:32:46,760
aid kiss.

2299
01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:51,760
You hammered your mother. You

2300
01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:56,390
peddled your lads all over the

2301
01:32:56,390 --> 01:33:00,760
world. First aid kiss.

2302
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:05,250
You hammered your mother. Don't

2303
01:33:05,250 --> 01:33:07,760
obsess with me all the time.

2304
01:33:07,760 --> 01:33:10,810
Don't obsess with me all the

2305
01:33:10,810 --> 01:33:14,360
time. Don't obsess with me all

2306
01:33:14,360 --> 01:33:17,920
the time. Don't obsess with me

2307
01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:22,760
all the time. You are a liar.

2308
01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:25,770
Maybe you can push the fucking

2309
01:33:25,770 --> 01:33:27,760
buttons in here.

2310
01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:37,760
Girl walked across the beam.

2311
01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:47,730
The ladies. Can we go to the

2312
01:33:47,730 --> 01:33:52,760
ladies now?

2313
01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:56,760
The beam you fool.

2314
01:33:56,760 --> 01:33:58,860
Adam Sneak. Thanks very much

2315
01:33:58,860 --> 01:34:00,220
man but I can't find the

2316
01:34:00,220 --> 01:34:02,300
fucking beam man. I don't know

2317
01:34:02,300 --> 01:34:05,400
where the beam is. Beamish. Is

2318
01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:09,390
it downstairs? Oh look! What

2319
01:34:09,390 --> 01:34:11,760
you doing here?

2320
01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:39,760
*music*

2321
01:34:39,760 --> 01:35:07,760
*music*

2322
01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:09,760
*music*

2323
01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:11,760
*music*

2324
01:35:11,760 --> 01:35:15,010
god this is fucking rubbish

2325
01:35:15,010 --> 01:35:18,030
right it's gonna go off soon

2326
01:35:18,030 --> 01:35:19,740
enough patience

2327
01:35:19,740 --> 01:35:21,430
wearing thin this is like the

2328
01:35:21,430 --> 01:35:23,110
room in Shenmue when you have

2329
01:35:23,110 --> 01:35:24,300
to find where some

2330
01:35:24,300 --> 01:35:25,910
your dad had left something in

2331
01:35:25,910 --> 01:35:27,450
a drawer and you fucking were

2332
01:35:27,450 --> 01:35:28,620
opening drawers and

2333
01:35:28,620 --> 01:35:31,900
fucking listen here oh yeah

2334
01:35:31,900 --> 01:35:35,450
what's this go down here do you

2335
01:35:35,450 --> 01:35:37,520
down down the air

2336
01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:39,880
shaft

2337
01:35:39,880 --> 01:35:46,120
the graphics are so good man I've

2338
01:35:46,120 --> 01:35:52,140
never seen anything like it it's

2339
01:35:52,140 --> 01:35:56,860
a pleasure to be stuck such

2340
01:35:56,860 --> 01:35:58,500
a pleasure it's just prolonging

2341
01:35:58,500 --> 01:35:59,920
all that's all it's doing is

2342
01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:01,410
prolonging the amount of time

2343
01:36:01,410 --> 01:36:01,540
you

2344
01:36:01,540 --> 01:36:04,030
get to take in all the

2345
01:36:04,030 --> 01:36:07,410
fantastic work team so hold

2346
01:36:07,410 --> 01:36:10,840
made into this put into this

2347
01:36:10,840 --> 01:36:12,460
hours blood sweat tears

2348
01:36:12,460 --> 01:36:20,020
I don't understand like I'm

2349
01:36:20,020 --> 01:36:27,940
down if you go back to the girl

2350
01:36:27,940 --> 01:36:35,580
there's nothing happening

2351
01:36:35,580 --> 01:36:41,530
I want the whole town to see me

2352
01:36:41,530 --> 01:36:47,120
Barry Gooch baked thank you

2353
01:36:47,120 --> 01:36:52,860
very much Barry Gooch baked

2354
01:37:02,860 --> 01:37:07,750
thank you Fanny block how you

2355
01:37:07,750 --> 01:37:12,440
know I met big Mick in Melitz

2356
01:37:12,440 --> 01:37:16,350
over Easter and got a great

2357
01:37:16,350 --> 01:37:16,900
photo of him

2358
01:37:16,900 --> 01:37:18,500
loving the stream well welcome

2359
01:37:18,500 --> 01:37:19,950
to the galaxy thank you very

2360
01:37:19,950 --> 01:37:21,400
much for watching the stream

2361
01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:22,340
sorry we're in

2362
01:37:22,340 --> 01:37:23,940
a bit of a pickle here

2363
01:37:23,940 --> 01:37:28,570
thank you very much for Fanny

2364
01:37:28,570 --> 01:37:33,200
block in the stream with your

2365
01:37:33,200 --> 01:37:37,640
with your fiber right we're

2366
01:37:37,640 --> 01:37:40,260
back back at the

2367
01:37:40,260 --> 01:37:42,340
girl here now maybe everything

2368
01:37:42,340 --> 01:37:44,350
but the girl we can liaise will

2369
01:37:44,350 --> 01:37:46,180
link up with the girl and see

2370
01:37:46,180 --> 01:37:47,040
what's happening

2371
01:37:47,040 --> 01:38:17,020
I'm going to go.

2372
01:38:17,020 --> 01:38:18,780
This is worse than Shenmue, man.

2373
01:38:24,540 --> 01:38:23,570
I think it would have something

2374
01:38:23,570 --> 01:38:28,440
to do with this fucking hole.

2375
01:38:45,500 --> 01:38:47,140
This is a fucking hole.

2376
01:38:50,260 --> 01:38:51,400
Does anyone know what I'm doing,

2377
01:38:51,400 --> 01:38:52,360
man?

2378
01:38:52,600 --> 01:38:53,710
I'm just going to roll around

2379
01:38:53,710 --> 01:38:54,440
here, hey?

2380
01:38:54,440 --> 01:39:04,200
I'm just going to roll around

2381
01:39:04,200 --> 01:39:07,080
here.

2382
01:39:07,080 --> 01:39:10,730
I'm just going to roll around

2383
01:39:10,730 --> 01:39:11,840
here.

2384
01:39:11,840 --> 01:39:14,720
I'm just going to roll around

2385
01:39:14,720 --> 01:39:15,600
here.

2386
01:39:15,600 --> 01:39:22,410
I'm just going to roll around

2387
01:39:22,410 --> 01:39:24,360
here.

2388
01:39:24,360 --> 01:39:29,550
When I slither home after a

2389
01:39:29,550 --> 01:39:34,990
hard day out in the fields,

2390
01:39:34,990 --> 01:39:40,430
there's nothing I like more

2391
01:39:40,430 --> 01:39:42,890
than lashing a few shtickings

2392
01:39:42,890 --> 01:39:44,640
into the fireplace and setting

2393
01:39:44,640 --> 01:39:45,600
fire to them.

2394
01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:46,530
Be careful not to burn your

2395
01:39:46,530 --> 01:39:47,240
hands like I did.

2396
01:39:47,240 --> 01:39:48,990
While I'm waiting for that baby

2397
01:39:48,990 --> 01:39:50,580
to get going, I do a few rolls

2398
01:39:50,580 --> 01:39:52,450
on the ground and a few reptilious

2399
01:39:52,450 --> 01:39:54,000
repetitions just to get the

2400
01:39:54,000 --> 01:39:55,240
blood flowing.

2401
01:39:55,240 --> 01:39:57,070
Once those flames are licking

2402
01:39:57,070 --> 01:39:58,950
high, it's time to shtick your

2403
01:39:58,950 --> 01:39:59,880
coal in it.

2404
01:39:59,880 --> 01:40:02,800
You can generate extra draughtage

2405
01:40:02,800 --> 01:40:05,520
by using your gooch as a waft.

2406
01:40:05,520 --> 01:40:07,290
Now all that's left is to sit

2407
01:40:07,290 --> 01:40:09,130
back and warm your sack by the

2408
01:40:09,130 --> 01:40:09,980
flames.

2409
01:40:09,980 --> 01:40:12,650
This message was brought to you

2410
01:40:12,650 --> 01:40:14,440
by Firelighters.

2411
01:40:14,440 --> 01:40:19,440
How are you?

2412
01:40:19,440 --> 01:40:21,040
Bypass there in the chat saying

2413
01:40:21,040 --> 01:40:22,980
I'm looking for the walkthrough.

2414
01:40:23,260 --> 01:40:23,940
I'm not, man.

2415
01:40:24,020 --> 01:40:25,220
I don't even have a walkthrough.

2416
01:40:25,300 --> 01:40:26,500
And if I did have a walkthrough,

2417
01:40:26,500 --> 01:40:27,820
I wouldn't use it, man, because

2418
01:40:27,820 --> 01:40:28,660
I don't cheat.

2419
01:40:29,180 --> 01:40:29,480
Okay?

2420
01:40:29,580 --> 01:40:30,300
Not a cheater.

2421
01:40:31,700 --> 01:40:32,660
I play the game.

2422
01:40:32,780 --> 01:40:33,820
I play fair and square.

2423
01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:34,420
Do you know what I mean?

2424
01:40:36,760 --> 01:40:37,450
And I'm just, I'm fucked with

2425
01:40:37,450 --> 01:40:38,480
it now.

2426
01:40:38,540 --> 01:40:39,180
I can't be arsed.

2427
01:40:39,180 --> 01:40:42,140
Do you know what I mean?

2428
01:40:43,180 --> 01:40:44,060
Is it a glitch?

2429
01:40:44,760 --> 01:40:45,680
Is the game fucked?

2430
01:40:46,980 --> 01:40:48,120
Okay, I guess it's done.

2431
01:40:48,200 --> 01:40:49,220
Just get it done and get it

2432
01:40:49,220 --> 01:40:49,840
done fast.

2433
01:40:49,940 --> 01:40:51,060
Because if it don't get it done,

2434
01:40:51,060 --> 01:40:52,230
then it's never going to get

2435
01:40:52,230 --> 01:40:52,520
done.

2436
01:40:57,740 --> 01:40:58,960
Matt Salinas.

2437
01:41:00,840 --> 01:41:02,640
Thanks very much for that.

2438
01:41:03,080 --> 01:41:05,640
It means so much to me.

2439
01:41:05,980 --> 01:41:07,060
Matt Salinas.

2440
01:41:07,200 --> 01:41:08,780
Glad to see you back.

2441
01:41:08,780 --> 01:41:10,740
Oi, oi.

2442
01:41:10,740 --> 01:41:10,820
Oi, oi.

2443
01:41:10,820 --> 01:41:12,820
That was very nice.

2444
01:41:13,480 --> 01:41:17,580
Massive tip for me.

2445
01:41:19,580 --> 01:41:22,620
Thanks very much.

2446
01:41:22,620 --> 01:41:24,380
Matt Salinas.

2447
01:41:24,460 --> 01:41:28,660
That is very kind of you, son.

2448
01:41:29,620 --> 01:41:30,740
Come on, Weston.

2449
01:41:32,080 --> 01:41:32,800
Alright.

2450
01:41:33,460 --> 01:41:35,320
Have you seen the pumpkin-headed

2451
01:41:35,320 --> 01:41:35,900
man?

2452
01:41:36,960 --> 01:41:38,800
He's been gone a while.

2453
01:41:41,040 --> 01:41:43,920
He's wanted on suspicion of

2454
01:41:43,920 --> 01:41:46,340
doing dodgy things.

2455
01:41:52,920 --> 01:41:55,460
Matt Salinas.

2456
01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:58,540
Thank you so much, Matt.

2457
01:42:00,040 --> 01:42:01,000
Here's a little clip.

2458
01:42:01,000 --> 01:42:02,200
Here's a little clip.

2459
01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:05,300
To say thank you.

2460
01:42:05,300 --> 01:42:08,760
It is called Pudding and Beans.

2461
01:42:08,840 --> 01:42:12,200
Played it earlier on.

2462
01:42:12,200 --> 01:42:15,460
But I think it warrants it now

2463
01:42:15,460 --> 01:42:16,200
again.

2464
01:42:18,300 --> 01:42:21,020
Egg and pudding and beans.

2465
01:42:21,560 --> 01:42:24,200
Egg and pudding and beans.

2466
01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:27,480
Egg and pudding and beans.

2467
01:42:28,280 --> 01:42:30,920
Egg and pudding and beans.

2468
01:42:31,540 --> 01:42:33,940
Do you know what this means?

2469
01:42:35,220 --> 01:42:37,960
Do you know what this means?

2470
01:42:37,960 --> 01:42:40,780
Do you know what this means?

2471
01:42:42,100 --> 01:42:44,820
Egg and pudding and beans.

2472
01:42:45,480 --> 01:42:48,420
Egg and pudding and beans.

2473
01:42:49,240 --> 01:42:51,940
Egg and pudding and beans.

2474
01:42:51,940 --> 01:42:54,660
Egg and pudding and beans.

2475
01:42:54,660 --> 01:42:56,660
Egg and pudding and beans.

2476
01:42:56,660 --> 01:42:58,650
Did you see the big blob of tar

2477
01:42:58,650 --> 01:43:00,470
that was fucking floating

2478
01:43:00,470 --> 01:43:02,660
around doing a spin up a town?

2479
01:43:02,660 --> 01:43:08,160
Last time someone does that in

2480
01:43:08,160 --> 01:43:11,220
my area. I'll make hands of the

2481
01:43:11,220 --> 01:43:17,660
cunt! Here we go. We're on it.

2482
01:43:17,660 --> 01:43:23,680
It's called the fucking Teletubbies.

2483
01:43:23,680 --> 01:43:24,660
Clearly you can't pass the fuck.

2484
01:43:24,660 --> 01:43:29,040
Snakes. Thank you very much,

2485
01:43:29,040 --> 01:43:34,540
snakes. Thank you very much. I'll

2486
01:43:34,540 --> 01:43:39,660
play your video at the end.

2487
01:43:39,660 --> 01:43:51,660
This is fucked up, man.

2488
01:43:51,660 --> 01:43:54,230
We're gonna try and go upstairs

2489
01:43:54,230 --> 01:43:58,000
one more time. The girl's

2490
01:43:58,000 --> 01:44:04,780
supposed to go into the fucking

2491
01:44:04,780 --> 01:44:08,130
room. Which room? The ARTHAT

2492
01:44:08,130 --> 01:44:08,660
room.

2493
01:44:08,660 --> 01:44:10,500
Maybe press buttons near the

2494
01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:12,510
girl to activate something.

2495
01:44:12,510 --> 01:44:14,880
Pillow tap. I was trying it. It

2496
01:44:14,880 --> 01:44:17,630
has to be the girl. There can

2497
01:44:17,630 --> 01:44:20,760
be no other reason. The beam

2498
01:44:20,760 --> 01:44:25,660
returns. The blow poke returns.

2499
01:44:25,660 --> 01:44:27,750
Try and open the door near the

2500
01:44:27,750 --> 01:44:29,920
girl. I was trying, man.

2501
01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:32,660
Everything fucking but the girl.

2502
01:44:32,660 --> 01:44:36,450
Right, pressing buttons near

2503
01:44:36,450 --> 01:44:40,620
the girl. Nothing is happening

2504
01:44:40,620 --> 01:44:42,660
near the girl.

2505
01:44:42,660 --> 01:44:46,910
Go into the room with the green

2506
01:44:46,910 --> 01:44:52,690
exit sign above. He won't go in

2507
01:44:52,690 --> 01:44:59,940
there. He won't go in there,

2508
01:44:59,940 --> 01:45:04,490
man. Some smell off my beam.

2509
01:45:04,490 --> 01:45:07,660
Game's probably fucked.

2510
01:45:07,660 --> 01:45:11,190
Turn it off and turn it on

2511
01:45:11,190 --> 01:45:22,660
again. Down the hall. Servers.

2512
01:45:22,660 --> 01:45:45,440
I'm not here again.

2513
01:45:45,440 --> 01:45:56,800
Matt Salinas, can't believe him

2514
01:45:56,800 --> 01:46:06,560
man, thank you very much.

2515
01:46:06,560 --> 01:46:11,440
And snakes as well.

2516
01:46:11,440 --> 01:46:37,440
This has been too long though.

2517
01:46:37,440 --> 01:46:47,440
This is fucking shit.

2518
01:46:47,440 --> 01:46:48,440
Alright, okay.

2519
01:46:48,440 --> 01:46:49,440
Listen, thank you very much.

2520
01:46:49,440 --> 01:46:51,610
I'm going to play this Cockney

2521
01:46:51,610 --> 01:46:53,440
Workshop Volume 4.

2522
01:46:53,440 --> 01:46:56,690
And then I'm going to fuck off

2523
01:46:56,690 --> 01:47:00,440
I think because it's too much.

2524
01:47:00,440 --> 01:47:02,440
I can't fucking play this game.

2525
01:47:02,440 --> 01:47:04,440
Shit.

2526
01:47:04,440 --> 01:47:11,440
I'll be back tomorrow though.

2527
01:47:11,440 --> 01:47:39,440
*sexy squirming*

2528
01:47:39,440 --> 01:47:41,440
*applauds*

2529
01:47:41,440 --> 01:47:42,440
Hello again guys and welcome

2530
01:47:42,440 --> 01:47:44,460
very much to the live stream.

2531
01:47:44,460 --> 01:47:46,400
Now is another episode of Cockney

2532
01:47:46,400 --> 01:47:48,920
Moods Volume 4 and this is in

2533
01:47:48,920 --> 01:47:50,440
this episode

2534
01:47:50,440 --> 01:47:53,610
John or Benny comes back from

2535
01:47:53,610 --> 01:47:57,570
the shop with a can of sure deodorant

2536
01:47:57,570 --> 01:47:58,440
for Alf

2537
01:47:58,440 --> 01:48:00,570
And I'm not gonna spoil the

2538
01:48:00,570 --> 01:48:02,990
what happens but let's see for

2539
01:48:02,990 --> 01:48:05,640
ourselves how it all pans out.

2540
01:48:05,640 --> 01:48:07,250
Cockney Workshop Volume 1

2541
01:48:07,250 --> 01:48:08,440
Acting Masterclass

2542
01:48:08,440 --> 01:48:10,440
Francis Higgins

2543
01:48:10,440 --> 01:48:14,440
*music*

2544
01:48:14,440 --> 01:48:16,440
*music*

2545
01:48:16,440 --> 01:48:18,440
*music*

2546
01:48:18,440 --> 01:48:18,440
*music*

2547
01:48:18,440 --> 01:48:18,440
*music*

2548
01:48:18,440 --> 01:48:18,440
*music*

2549
01:48:18,440 --> 01:48:19,440
*music*

2550
01:48:19,440 --> 01:48:20,440
*music*

2551
01:48:20,440 --> 01:48:22,000
Okay, take two.

2552
01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:23,640
- What, sure?

2553
01:48:23,640 --> 01:48:26,080
Just back from the shop, John.

2554
01:48:26,080 --> 01:48:27,680
I got that sure deodorant you

2555
01:48:27,680 --> 01:48:28,320
wanted.

2556
01:48:28,320 --> 01:48:29,720
Give me that to ya.

2557
01:48:32,160 --> 01:48:33,100
- Very good.

2558
01:48:33,100 --> 01:48:34,840
Okay, moody, moody face.

2559
01:48:37,140 --> 01:48:39,720
Moody, this is dark now.

2560
01:48:39,720 --> 01:48:41,440
Turn around the can.

2561
01:48:41,440 --> 01:48:42,280
Moody.

2562
01:48:44,500 --> 01:48:45,400
Remember the line?

2563
01:48:48,800 --> 01:48:49,640
Say the line.

2564
01:48:49,640 --> 01:48:52,460
- Are you sure? - Are you sure

2565
01:48:52,460 --> 01:48:54,640
about this?

2566
01:48:54,640 --> 01:48:56,640
- Are you sure about this, John?

2567
01:48:58,280 --> 01:49:00,440
Are you sure about this?

2568
01:49:00,440 --> 01:49:02,000
- It's as sure as sure can be.

2569
01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:03,150
It's a fucking can of sure,

2570
01:49:03,150 --> 01:49:03,520
mate.

2571
01:49:03,520 --> 01:49:05,000
What do you want else?

2572
01:49:05,000 --> 01:49:06,180
- I'm reading the back of this,

2573
01:49:06,180 --> 01:49:06,560
John.

2574
01:49:06,560 --> 01:49:09,420
Butane, propane.

2575
01:49:09,420 --> 01:49:10,570
I don't know what I'm seeing

2576
01:49:10,570 --> 01:49:11,280
here, John.

2577
01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:13,740
Ether, propylene carbonate,

2578
01:49:13,740 --> 01:49:17,000
hydrated fucking triglyceride.

2579
01:49:17,000 --> 01:49:18,210
Are you trying to fucking

2580
01:49:18,210 --> 01:49:18,880
poison me?

2581
01:49:18,880 --> 01:49:21,240
- It's as safe as ours is, mate.

2582
01:49:21,240 --> 01:49:21,880
- Terrible.

2583
01:49:21,880 --> 01:49:23,230
- I couldn't be sure of that. -

2584
01:49:23,230 --> 01:49:23,880
Terrible.

2585
01:49:23,880 --> 01:49:24,880
You have to go again.

2586
01:49:27,520 --> 01:49:29,050
It's as fucking safe as ours is,

2587
01:49:29,050 --> 01:49:29,520
mate.

2588
01:49:29,520 --> 01:49:30,670
Why are you used to do an

2589
01:49:30,670 --> 01:49:31,520
Australian?

2590
01:49:31,520 --> 01:49:32,520
Terrible.

2591
01:49:32,520 --> 01:49:33,520
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

2592
01:49:33,520 --> 01:49:34,520
Do it again.

2593
01:49:34,520 --> 01:49:35,520
Do it again.

2594
01:49:35,520 --> 01:49:36,520
Sorry.

2595
01:49:36,520 --> 01:49:37,520
Do it again.

2596
01:49:38,320 --> 01:49:40,320
It's not a can of links, Alf.

2597
01:49:40,320 --> 01:49:42,320
But it's as sure as ours is.

2598
01:49:42,320 --> 01:49:43,320
It's safe.

2599
01:49:43,320 --> 01:49:44,320
Fuck it.

2600
01:49:44,320 --> 01:49:45,320
Fuck it'll do.

2601
01:49:45,320 --> 01:49:46,320
What about this, then, eh?

2602
01:49:46,320 --> 01:49:47,320
Fuck off.

2603
01:49:47,320 --> 01:49:48,320
Fuck off.

2604
01:49:48,320 --> 01:49:49,320
Fuck off.

2605
01:49:49,320 --> 01:49:50,320
Fuck off.

2606
01:49:50,320 --> 01:49:50,320
Fuck off.

2607
01:49:50,320 --> 01:49:51,320
Fuck off.

2608
01:49:51,320 --> 01:49:52,320
Fuck off.

2609
01:49:52,320 --> 01:49:53,320
Fuck off.

2610
01:49:53,320 --> 01:49:54,320
Fuck off.

2611
01:49:54,320 --> 01:49:55,320
Fuck off.

2612
01:49:55,320 --> 01:49:56,320
Fuck off.

2613
01:49:56,320 --> 01:49:57,320
Fuck off.

2614
01:49:57,320 --> 01:49:58,320
Fuck off.

2615
01:49:58,320 --> 01:49:59,320
Fuck off.

2616
01:49:59,320 --> 01:50:00,320
Fuck off.

2617
01:50:00,320 --> 01:50:02,320
You fucking killed me, Alf.

2618
01:50:02,320 --> 01:50:03,320
Fuck off.

2619
01:50:03,320 --> 01:50:04,320
You fucking killed me.

2620
01:50:04,320 --> 01:50:08,320
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2621
01:50:08,320 --> 01:50:11,560
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2622
01:50:11,560 --> 01:50:12,460
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2623
01:50:12,460 --> 01:50:14,360
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2624
01:50:14,360 --> 01:50:15,920
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2625
01:50:15,920 --> 01:50:16,820
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2626
01:50:16,820 --> 01:50:17,840
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2627
01:50:17,840 --> 01:50:18,620
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2628
01:50:18,620 --> 01:50:19,520
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2629
01:50:19,520 --> 01:50:20,420
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2630
01:50:20,420 --> 01:50:21,320
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2631
01:50:21,320 --> 01:50:22,220
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2632
01:50:22,220 --> 01:50:23,120
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2633
01:50:23,120 --> 01:50:24,020
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2634
01:50:24,020 --> 01:50:24,920
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2635
01:50:24,920 --> 01:50:25,820
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2636
01:50:25,820 --> 01:50:26,720
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2637
01:50:26,720 --> 01:50:27,620
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2638
01:50:27,620 --> 01:50:28,520
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2639
01:50:28,520 --> 01:50:29,420
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2640
01:50:29,420 --> 01:50:30,320
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2641
01:50:30,320 --> 01:50:31,220
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2642
01:50:31,220 --> 01:50:32,120
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2643
01:50:32,120 --> 01:50:33,020
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

2644
01:50:33,020 --> 01:50:34,320
Fuck off!

2645
01:50:34,320 --> 01:50:39,530
yeah I'm sure yeah the game is

2646
01:50:39,530 --> 01:50:45,850
fucking glitched mate. Chapter

2647
01:50:45,850 --> 01:50:50,480
11 cons and icons.

2648
01:50:54,440 --> 01:50:52,630
Oh I like what you did with

2649
01:50:52,630 --> 01:50:55,490
this sauce. Oh yeah what's that

2650
01:50:55,490 --> 01:50:58,150
meant to me? Why has it always

2651
01:50:58,150 --> 01:51:01,510
got to be like this hey? Thank

2652
01:51:01,510 --> 01:51:03,920
you very much

2653
01:51:03,920 --> 01:51:05,790
Snakes that's kind of it. We

2654
01:51:05,790 --> 01:51:08,080
ain't driving again. You can do

2655
01:51:08,080 --> 01:51:09,680
better than that horse can't

2656
01:51:09,680 --> 01:51:11,760
pull out of my legs. Snakes I'll

2657
01:51:11,760 --> 01:51:13,400
play that song at the end of

2658
01:51:13,400 --> 01:51:15,040
the stream you know well it

2659
01:51:15,040 --> 01:51:18,620
baby you know well it. See I

2660
01:51:18,620 --> 01:51:31,920
know what I'm doing. Get down.

2661
01:51:33,520 --> 01:51:43,510
Do you think you got John? Oi!

2662
01:51:43,510 --> 01:51:46,010
Oi! I haven't got time for

2663
01:51:46,010 --> 01:51:47,520
jokes! I'm doing you a favour.

2664
01:51:47,520 --> 01:51:50,840
Do me a favour! You can't do

2665
01:51:50,840 --> 01:51:54,800
this! This is fucking illegal!

2666
01:51:54,800 --> 01:51:57,260
Oi! I'm going to get an icon.

2667
01:51:57,260 --> 01:51:58,710
Alone. I can play yourself.

2668
01:51:58,710 --> 01:52:00,220
Smoke a fag if you have to.

2669
01:52:00,220 --> 01:52:02,320
Eddie, I just saved you! You tusser!

2670
01:52:02,320 --> 01:52:03,500
You fucking idiot!

2671
01:52:03,500 --> 01:52:07,140
Eddie! Eddie! See you later!

2672
01:52:07,140 --> 01:52:09,770
Graphics haven't aged a bit,

2673
01:52:09,770 --> 01:52:12,830
man. The graphics are so cool.

2674
01:52:12,830 --> 01:52:16,090
It's like tomorrow. Today. It's

2675
01:52:16,090 --> 01:52:18,610
like the people of tomorrow

2676
01:52:18,610 --> 01:52:21,060
made a game today. And then

2677
01:52:21,060 --> 01:52:23,160
they've fucked off back

2678
01:52:23,160 --> 01:52:26,600
tomorrow. Oi! Moody blue. Moody

2679
01:52:26,600 --> 01:52:29,980
blue. It's a moody situation.

2680
01:52:29,980 --> 01:52:31,540
This ain't good. This ain't

2681
01:52:31,540 --> 01:52:32,380
good at all.

2682
01:52:32,380 --> 01:52:35,640
Who's been playing the fruit

2683
01:52:35,640 --> 01:52:39,440
machine? Anybody win anything

2684
01:52:39,440 --> 01:52:42,830
on the fruit machine? Sorry

2685
01:52:42,830 --> 01:52:50,440
about that. Jesus Christ. Flashbacks.

2686
01:52:50,440 --> 01:52:52,260
Fucking bloodbath. Fucking

2687
01:52:52,260 --> 01:52:54,380
bloodbath. Clara everywhere.

2688
01:52:54,380 --> 01:53:03,100
way the fucking telly to me see

2689
01:53:03,100 --> 01:53:06,910
that that lad got fucking telly

2690
01:53:06,910 --> 01:53:08,880
to beat Ronnie O'Sullivan

2691
01:53:08,880 --> 01:53:11,370
fucking 147 man that cut got

2692
01:53:11,370 --> 01:53:13,520
fucking maximum breaks he got

2693
01:53:13,520 --> 01:53:15,610
maximum break to the face and

2694
01:53:15,610 --> 01:53:16,400
now

2695
01:53:16,400 --> 01:53:18,800
he stabbed on the building billiard

2696
01:53:18,800 --> 01:53:20,640
tip I'm stuck as well man I'm

2697
01:53:20,640 --> 01:53:22,760
stuck at the scoreboard hey

2698
01:53:22,760 --> 01:53:23,880
fucking

2699
01:53:23,880 --> 01:53:28,050
Ken Doherty's snooker legends

2700
01:53:28,050 --> 01:53:31,890
man ran the job Ken Doherty's

2701
01:53:31,890 --> 01:53:38,520
whirlwind pool tables this is a

2702
01:53:38,520 --> 01:53:43,420
podcast I like dodgy

2703
01:53:43,420 --> 01:53:47,530
cunts man released and hard thugs

2704
01:53:47,530 --> 01:53:50,780
pool ball number nine pool

2705
01:53:50,780 --> 01:53:53,380
sharks Collins crew

2706
01:53:53,380 --> 01:53:58,080
now where would he keep it dodgy

2707
01:53:58,080 --> 01:54:03,310
boys Nigel Farage bashers there's

2708
01:54:03,310 --> 01:54:07,780
a load of Tommy Robinson's up

2709
01:54:07,780 --> 01:54:07,980
here

2710
01:54:07,980 --> 01:54:10,840
bashing their Farage John boy

2711
01:54:10,840 --> 01:54:16,970
yeah that's a green style shit

2712
01:54:16,970 --> 01:54:23,100
that latian trying to see have

2713
01:54:23,100 --> 01:54:28,990
it really baseball back stop

2714
01:54:28,990 --> 01:54:30,740
hit me yeah

2715
01:54:30,740 --> 01:54:33,820
See you later.

2716
01:54:34,740 --> 01:54:35,780
And there we have it.

2717
01:54:36,120 --> 01:54:37,000
Snooker club.

2718
01:54:37,000 --> 01:54:38,100
Go get the icon.

2719
01:54:42,520 --> 01:54:43,520
Right.

2720
01:54:48,020 --> 01:54:48,500
Right.

2721
01:54:49,900 --> 01:54:51,460
And then this guy got fucking

2722
01:54:51,460 --> 01:54:52,400
steam.

2723
01:54:53,020 --> 01:54:54,600
He got steamed, man.

2724
01:54:55,120 --> 01:54:56,920
And he ended up on his knees.

2725
01:54:58,260 --> 01:55:00,340
He ended up on his knees.

2726
01:55:01,200 --> 01:55:02,920
He stank a fleas.

2727
01:55:03,200 --> 01:55:04,660
He was saying to me, baby,

2728
01:55:04,660 --> 01:55:05,380
please.

2729
01:55:05,840 --> 01:55:07,940
Don't drop me through my knees.

2730
01:55:08,480 --> 01:55:10,400
In front of the billiard table.

2731
01:55:10,840 --> 01:55:12,380
I'm not willing and I am not

2732
01:55:12,380 --> 01:55:13,020
able.

2733
01:55:13,420 --> 01:55:14,950
So when you shoot me in my

2734
01:55:14,950 --> 01:55:16,860
chest, you best say,

2735
01:55:17,600 --> 01:55:18,040
Cheech.

2736
01:55:18,440 --> 01:55:19,280
Which is Polish.

2737
01:55:20,520 --> 01:55:21,660
For how you doing.

2738
01:55:22,120 --> 01:55:23,280
But these guys are Latvian, so

2739
01:55:23,280 --> 01:55:24,340
you're ruining.

2740
01:55:26,260 --> 01:55:28,760
The rap with the wrong dialect.

2741
01:55:28,760 --> 01:55:30,920
You need to go back to school.

2742
01:55:33,420 --> 01:55:35,280
Because you don't rule anymore.

2743
01:55:37,760 --> 01:55:38,620
Creme Brule.

2744
01:55:39,140 --> 01:55:39,420
A.

2745
01:55:41,620 --> 01:55:42,620
Die.

2746
01:55:42,620 --> 01:55:42,620
Die.

2747
01:55:42,620 --> 01:55:48,020
And he's wearing Latvian colors

2748
01:55:48,020 --> 01:55:49,840
as well.

2749
01:55:50,340 --> 01:55:51,080
Purple jacket.

2750
01:55:51,620 --> 01:55:52,280
Look as well.

2751
01:55:54,020 --> 01:55:54,810
I've got a bit of claret on my

2752
01:55:54,810 --> 01:55:55,640
back.

2753
01:55:56,480 --> 01:55:57,240
Tommy Robinson.

2754
01:55:57,880 --> 01:55:58,860
Scratching his sack.

2755
01:55:59,280 --> 01:56:00,760
Nigel Farage was there too.

2756
01:56:01,180 --> 01:56:02,320
Licking his ass.

2757
01:56:02,760 --> 01:56:06,020
On LBC Radio.

2758
01:56:07,420 --> 01:56:09,660
London Broadcasting Corporation.

2759
01:56:10,340 --> 01:56:11,180
Don't need to rest.

2760
01:56:11,540 --> 01:56:12,410
Why do they have that clunk on

2761
01:56:12,410 --> 01:56:13,400
the fucking table?

2762
01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:14,120
Almost there.

2763
01:56:14,920 --> 01:56:15,800
Almost there.

2764
01:56:15,920 --> 01:56:16,420
Oi, oi.

2765
01:56:16,620 --> 01:56:17,060
Fuck off.

2766
01:56:17,920 --> 01:56:18,780
You fucking.

2767
01:56:18,920 --> 01:56:19,580
Ooooo.

2768
01:56:20,080 --> 01:56:21,120
You were killed, son.

2769
01:56:21,660 --> 01:56:22,580
You got killed.

2770
01:56:23,280 --> 01:56:23,660
Incha.

2771
01:56:30,660 --> 01:56:32,860
I got fucking iced.

2772
01:56:33,080 --> 01:56:35,980
By a bunch of Latvian boys.

2773
01:56:36,580 --> 01:56:38,080
Oi, oi.

2774
01:56:38,580 --> 01:56:50,990
you what oh what John that's

2775
01:56:50,990 --> 01:56:59,150
Bethnal green style don't stick

2776
01:56:59,150 --> 01:57:01,260
around to read the

2777
01:57:01,260 --> 01:57:03,670
on the back on the ground stop

2778
01:57:03,670 --> 01:57:06,280
scratching your sack got a pool

2779
01:57:06,280 --> 01:57:08,820
cue got a billiard cue to your

2780
01:57:08,820 --> 01:57:11,620
motion go get the icon making

2781
01:57:11,620 --> 01:57:14,770
sound you think about that don't

2782
01:57:14,770 --> 01:57:17,560
make it obvious don't make it

2783
01:57:17,560 --> 01:57:18,600
off you so

2784
01:57:18,600 --> 01:57:21,520
don't make it obvious don't

2785
01:57:21,520 --> 01:57:24,190
just get a bit of rest here

2786
01:57:24,190 --> 01:57:27,510
lean against the wall and patch

2787
01:57:27,510 --> 01:57:29,100
up the wounds

2788
01:57:29,100 --> 01:57:36,540
you see my name is my the races

2789
01:57:36,540 --> 01:57:44,600
or just a reflection of reality

2790
01:57:44,600 --> 01:57:52,350
that's ours for you and always

2791
01:57:52,350 --> 01:57:55,380
challenge it

2792
01:57:55,380 --> 01:57:56,700
challenges you makes you

2793
01:57:56,700 --> 01:57:58,340
question what's the one you've

2794
01:57:58,340 --> 01:57:59,910
just seen that fucking bad was

2795
01:57:59,910 --> 01:58:00,900
a condo in it or

2796
01:58:00,900 --> 01:58:03,350
was it a fair reaction to

2797
01:58:03,350 --> 01:58:06,540
portray the reality of fucking

2798
01:58:06,540 --> 01:58:09,590
life don't blame me blame your

2799
01:58:09,590 --> 01:58:10,200
wife

2800
01:58:10,200 --> 01:58:15,720
let's go let's go to 320

2801
01:58:15,720 --> 01:58:15,720
fucking great sample rates

2802
01:58:15,720 --> 01:58:15,720
great fucking bandit I've got

2803
01:58:15,720 --> 01:58:15,720
amazing sample rates I've got a

2804
01:58:15,720 --> 01:58:15,720
sack of MP3s if you want to if

2805
01:58:15,720 --> 01:58:15,720
you want to

2806
01:58:15,720 --> 01:58:24,330
shock to 320 fucking great

2807
01:58:24,330 --> 01:58:33,430
sample rates great fucking bandit

2808
01:58:33,430 --> 01:58:37,140
sample rates I've

2809
01:58:37,140 --> 01:58:40,390
got a sack of mp3s if you want

2810
01:58:40,390 --> 01:58:43,220
it if you want it after the

2811
01:58:43,220 --> 01:58:45,300
game and you can

2812
01:58:45,300 --> 01:58:56,470
fucking buy them for me Jeremy

2813
01:58:56,470 --> 01:59:06,320
Kyle's a bubble bath I'm an

2814
01:59:06,320 --> 01:59:14,880
icon I'm a fucking icon

2815
01:59:14,880 --> 01:59:17,200
John he negates the wall sign

2816
01:59:17,200 --> 01:59:19,530
you've earned it I won't make

2817
01:59:19,530 --> 01:59:34,640
it you've earned it boxers of

2818
01:59:34,640 --> 01:59:37,060
coke toxin fucking missed you

2819
01:59:37,060 --> 01:59:39,470
baby your fruitcake and I mean

2820
01:59:39,470 --> 01:59:41,560
that in a nice way not it like

2821
01:59:41,560 --> 01:59:42,360
not a senior

2822
01:59:44,460 --> 01:59:48,410
someone's got a boom box

2823
01:59:48,410 --> 01:59:52,160
someone's brought boom box to

2824
01:59:52,160 --> 01:59:56,220
the party my glitched right

2825
01:59:56,220 --> 01:59:57,540
fuck oh no

2826
01:59:57,540 --> 02:00:03,470
look at this now fucking glitch

2827
02:00:03,470 --> 02:00:08,940
Adams fuck for that do better

2828
02:00:08,940 --> 02:00:14,180
lean in over here I can't do it

2829
02:00:14,180 --> 02:00:21,160
lean back lean back I'm gonna

2830
02:00:21,160 --> 02:00:24,460
lean back and clean sack around

2831
02:00:24,460 --> 02:00:25,020
here

2832
02:00:25,020 --> 02:00:43,190
oh yeah you were killed mush

2833
02:00:43,190 --> 02:00:53,040
you were good

2834
02:00:53,040 --> 02:00:59,220
nice bit of checkpoint action

2835
02:00:59,220 --> 02:01:06,220
here I got a nice little piece

2836
02:01:06,220 --> 02:01:13,920
here it's a sweet little piece

2837
02:01:13,920 --> 02:01:20,240
We're in Southwark.

2838
02:01:28,200 --> 02:01:28,840
Karadich.

2839
02:01:40,520 --> 02:01:42,660
Wham, bam, thank you, Pat. Here

2840
02:01:42,660 --> 02:01:45,050
we go, bruv. Here we go. It's

2841
02:01:45,050 --> 02:01:46,320
football day.

2842
02:01:53,120 --> 02:01:51,220
Latvian Orthodox, Russian

2843
02:01:51,220 --> 02:01:56,000
Orthodox Church, is it?

2844
02:01:57,040 --> 02:01:58,120
Jesus Christ.

2845
02:01:58,200 --> 02:01:59,720
Jesus Christ.

2846
02:02:04,440 --> 02:02:05,660
You still alive?

2847
02:02:06,580 --> 02:02:07,260
I was going to ask you the same

2848
02:02:07,260 --> 02:02:07,840
thing.

2849
02:02:09,620 --> 02:02:10,460
Shift over.

2850
02:02:11,180 --> 02:02:11,900
Sounded like they filled you

2851
02:02:11,900 --> 02:02:12,740
full of owls.

2852
02:02:12,840 --> 02:02:13,420
I've got the icon.

2853
02:02:15,820 --> 02:02:16,380
Right!

2854
02:02:17,220 --> 02:02:18,130
Better get back to Danny's, he'll

2855
02:02:18,130 --> 02:02:19,100
be fricking it.

2856
02:02:19,740 --> 02:02:21,440
Danny Dyer's got an icon for

2857
02:02:21,440 --> 02:02:22,720
Danny Dyer.

2858
02:02:24,320 --> 02:02:25,940
Well, let's move it, shall we?

2859
02:02:27,500 --> 02:02:29,070
Great. A bit of driving. We all

2860
02:02:29,070 --> 02:02:30,240
love the driving missions.

2861
02:02:30,400 --> 02:02:31,600
Don't do their fun and they don't

2862
02:02:31,600 --> 02:02:32,480
get repetitive.

2863
02:02:33,020 --> 02:02:34,860
And it's not a slog.

2864
02:02:36,380 --> 02:02:37,220
Fucking hell.

2865
02:02:38,720 --> 02:02:40,100
Right, let's get to the gym

2866
02:02:40,100 --> 02:02:41,600
before the film gets to us.

2867
02:02:42,020 --> 02:02:43,030
Maybe if we take another car,

2868
02:02:43,030 --> 02:02:44,140
they won't nail us.

2869
02:02:57,820 --> 02:02:59,080
MD from X-ray 2.

2870
02:02:59,080 --> 02:03:00,940
Major car crash.

2871
02:03:01,580 --> 02:03:02,120
Southwark.

2872
02:03:02,700 --> 02:03:03,240
I want him.

2873
02:03:03,740 --> 02:03:04,920
Suspect for lead off.

2874
02:03:05,540 --> 02:03:06,580
Heavy built male.

2875
02:03:07,100 --> 02:03:08,460
Accomplice is female.

2876
02:03:09,100 --> 02:03:09,980
We need to get Danny's without

2877
02:03:09,980 --> 02:03:11,140
a filth on our tail.

2878
02:03:11,920 --> 02:03:13,200
Let's try and have a motor then.

2879
02:03:13,720 --> 02:03:15,720
Suspect has a green rover

2880
02:03:15,720 --> 02:03:17,580
heading north.

2881
02:03:17,580 --> 02:03:29,500
Oi!

2882
02:03:29,500 --> 02:03:29,500
Oi!

2883
02:03:29,500 --> 02:03:29,500
Oi!

2884
02:03:29,500 --> 02:03:29,500
Oi!

2885
02:03:29,500 --> 02:03:34,380
Where's this?

2886
02:03:34,380 --> 02:03:35,500
Where's this other?

2887
02:03:41,500 --> 02:03:42,980
Someone fucking dead on the

2888
02:03:42,980 --> 02:03:43,460
road.

2889
02:03:44,680 --> 02:03:47,420
Someone was fucked back there.

2890
02:03:51,800 --> 02:03:52,940
What the fuck is going on here?

2891
02:04:02,060 --> 02:04:02,440
Oi!

2892
02:04:02,440 --> 02:04:06,920
He's definitely gone. No sign.

2893
02:04:06,920 --> 02:04:34,320
I'm not a fucking one.

2894
02:04:34,320 --> 02:04:36,560
How are you Galloway?

2895
02:04:36,560 --> 02:04:37,280
How are things?

2896
02:04:38,000 --> 02:04:39,420
How the fuck did you come over?

2897
02:04:39,660 --> 02:04:41,120
How did you find me over here?

2898
02:04:41,120 --> 02:04:41,360
Hey.

2899
02:04:42,620 --> 02:04:43,820
I'm gonna get done.

2900
02:04:43,900 --> 02:04:45,600
Just get down and get down fast.

2901
02:04:45,700 --> 02:04:46,780
Cause if it's done, get down.

2902
02:04:46,780 --> 02:04:48,120
Never gonna get done.

2903
02:04:52,120 --> 02:04:55,440
Let's get the fuck out of here.

2904
02:04:55,440 --> 02:04:55,680
Hey.

2905
02:04:56,240 --> 02:04:57,020
We gotta turn.

2906
02:04:57,060 --> 02:04:57,680
We gotta turn.

2907
02:04:58,320 --> 02:04:59,060
We gotta turn.

2908
02:04:59,060 --> 02:04:59,360
Hey.

2909
02:04:59,580 --> 02:05:01,580
We gotta turn

2910
02:05:05,580 --> 02:05:07,580
Woo woo woo

2911
02:05:11,180 --> 02:05:12,120
If it don't get done it's never

2912
02:05:12,120 --> 02:05:16,700
gonna get done you mug

2913
02:05:19,420 --> 02:05:20,670
How long does the fucking theme

2914
02:05:20,670 --> 02:05:23,820
tune go on for? I never

2915
02:05:25,180 --> 02:05:25,720
They used to have a full length

2916
02:05:25,720 --> 02:05:27,470
version of these theme tunes

2917
02:05:27,470 --> 02:05:28,940
they never dipped into

2918
02:05:28,940 --> 02:05:31,890
Oh, thank fuck for that that

2919
02:05:31,890 --> 02:05:34,400
was fucking that was cuntish,

2920
02:05:34,400 --> 02:05:36,700
and I don't say that lightly

2921
02:05:37,260 --> 02:05:38,370
Galloway, how are you y'all

2922
02:05:38,370 --> 02:05:40,060
fucking swine we on the booze

2923
02:05:40,060 --> 02:05:40,700
again?

2924
02:05:42,220 --> 02:05:44,220
We on the bottle

2925
02:05:45,020 --> 02:05:46,930
Yeah, you big you juicy piss

2926
02:05:46,930 --> 02:05:47,420
head

2927
02:05:49,020 --> 02:05:49,720
Well, I don't blame you for

2928
02:05:49,720 --> 02:05:51,820
keeping quiet galloway

2929
02:05:53,740 --> 02:05:55,260
Um, how's that rat bastard fontaine

2930
02:05:55,260 --> 02:05:56,700
doing is he okay?

2931
02:05:58,220 --> 02:05:59,910
I do miss his streams when when's

2932
02:05:59,910 --> 02:06:01,360
he gonna be doing the stream

2933
02:06:01,360 --> 02:06:01,980
together?

2934
02:06:07,500 --> 02:06:06,870
The police aren't on my side I

2935
02:06:06,870 --> 02:06:09,980
forgot about that

2936
02:06:11,180 --> 02:06:12,550
We've changed we've changed the

2937
02:06:12,550 --> 02:06:14,140
base haven't we did

2938
02:06:15,180 --> 02:06:17,470
I'm driving a fucking sab I've

2939
02:06:17,470 --> 02:06:19,900
no the police aren't on my side

2940
02:06:19,900 --> 02:06:21,020
I used to be on the cops now

2941
02:06:21,020 --> 02:06:23,030
We're in East London we're in

2942
02:06:23,030 --> 02:06:24,740
the fucking hoxton old old

2943
02:06:24,740 --> 02:06:26,600
street area that big thing in

2944
02:06:26,600 --> 02:06:28,300
the middle of the roundabout

2945
02:06:29,340 --> 02:06:30,860
Then we turn right here no

2946
02:06:30,860 --> 02:06:33,020
right turn those are

2947
02:06:35,020 --> 02:06:35,260
There's no right turn but there's

2948
02:06:35,260 --> 02:06:37,180
a fucking wrong one and I just

2949
02:06:37,180 --> 02:06:37,740
took it

2950
02:06:41,580 --> 02:06:44,090
Fucking toby and this is after

2951
02:06:44,090 --> 02:06:45,100
you and tosh

2952
02:06:47,500 --> 02:06:50,030
Watch out! I know I'm going to

2953
02:06:50,030 --> 02:06:51,340
turn left here now

2954
02:06:53,420 --> 02:06:54,670
Left and then right again to

2955
02:06:54,670 --> 02:06:55,420
the boxing club

2956
02:07:03,500 --> 02:07:05,580
Oh no! Lift, lift, lift, lift!

2957
02:07:15,660 --> 02:07:27,420
Fucking hell!

2958
02:07:31,660 --> 02:07:34,300
Another oh what's this now?

2959
02:07:35,900 --> 02:07:37,120
It's called passive smoking and

2960
02:07:37,120 --> 02:07:37,980
I don't want none of it

2961
02:07:37,980 --> 02:07:38,800
Well you know my dad or

2962
02:07:38,800 --> 02:07:39,260
something?

2963
02:07:39,260 --> 02:07:39,980
Oh shit!

2964
02:07:43,420 --> 02:07:43,700
This just gets better and

2965
02:07:43,700 --> 02:07:44,780
better

2966
02:07:44,780 --> 02:07:45,740
Yeah I'm going in

2967
02:07:45,740 --> 02:07:46,860
Don't you dare!

2968
02:07:46,860 --> 02:07:47,580
Get out of the way!

2969
02:07:47,580 --> 02:07:48,220
Oi!

2970
02:07:48,220 --> 02:07:49,950
Danny's in there! Sleeve two

2971
02:07:49,950 --> 02:07:50,860
probably I've got to find out

2972
02:07:50,860 --> 02:07:51,340
what's happening!

2973
02:07:51,340 --> 02:07:52,530
Your picture's plastered all

2974
02:07:52,530 --> 02:07:53,910
over those walls! We're on the

2975
02:07:53,910 --> 02:07:54,220
run!

2976
02:07:55,340 --> 02:07:56,380
Well I know the cops round here!

2977
02:07:56,380 --> 02:07:58,170
Oh no shit! Nice bank job Ed! Fancy

2978
02:07:58,170 --> 02:07:58,620
a pint?

2979
02:07:59,580 --> 02:08:00,860
Danny'd never ditch me Sam!

2980
02:08:01,420 --> 02:08:02,780
Look! Get me back in the bank

2981
02:08:02,780 --> 02:08:04,440
like you promised and I'll find

2982
02:08:04,440 --> 02:08:05,980
out what's going on in there!

2983
02:08:06,860 --> 02:08:07,650
Don't pull that face! We've

2984
02:08:07,650 --> 02:08:09,240
been minted! I'll make us a

2985
02:08:09,240 --> 02:08:10,620
fortune on the net!

2986
02:08:11,900 --> 02:08:13,430
Danny two! You can bail him out

2987
02:08:13,430 --> 02:08:14,940
for starters!

2988
02:08:14,940 --> 02:08:19,950
I take it that's a yes? Where

2989
02:08:19,950 --> 02:08:21,980
you gonna be?

2990
02:08:24,220 --> 02:08:24,600
I'll bring the motor round! Go

2991
02:08:24,600 --> 02:08:26,700
in round the back yeah?

2992
02:08:27,820 --> 02:08:28,500
I don't know why I'm letting

2993
02:08:28,500 --> 02:08:29,500
you do this!

2994
02:08:29,500 --> 02:08:30,880
Because unfortunately you've

2995
02:08:30,880 --> 02:08:31,660
got no choice!

2996
02:08:42,060 --> 02:08:43,490
Now we get to play as the girl

2997
02:08:43,490 --> 02:08:45,120
but I mean we're unfortunately

2998
02:08:45,120 --> 02:08:46,540
at the end of our tether with

2999
02:08:46,540 --> 02:08:47,580
the game itself!

3000
02:08:48,140 --> 02:08:50,220
It is frustrating!

3001
02:08:52,140 --> 02:08:53,340
But it's been real! It's been

3002
02:08:53,340 --> 02:08:54,420
emotional! And I want to say

3003
02:08:54,420 --> 02:08:55,190
thank you very much for

3004
02:08:55,190 --> 02:08:56,520
everyone watching! Two hours

3005
02:08:56,520 --> 02:08:57,580
there of uh...

3006
02:08:58,780 --> 02:09:00,780
Hardcore! East end!

3007
02:09:01,740 --> 02:09:03,180
Fucking hard nose!

3008
02:09:04,140 --> 02:09:04,700
Bastards!

3009
02:09:08,700 --> 02:09:10,350
I don't think you're gonna get

3010
02:09:10,350 --> 02:09:11,800
far with those little legs

3011
02:09:11,800 --> 02:09:12,380
Aaron!

3012
02:09:12,380 --> 02:09:13,380
Don't you ever say that I found

3013
02:09:13,380 --> 02:09:14,300
my leg because...

3014
02:09:14,300 --> 02:09:14,780
It's small!

3015
02:09:14,780 --> 02:09:17,690
Uh thanks very much for that jukebox

3016
02:09:17,690 --> 02:09:19,740
Jim! Love the streams Viper!

3017
02:09:19,740 --> 02:09:21,100
Thank you very much! I love the

3018
02:09:21,100 --> 02:09:21,980
streams as well!

3019
02:09:22,780 --> 02:09:23,520
And I love when you're stream

3020
02:09:23,520 --> 02:09:25,220
dreaming! Which is dreaming

3021
02:09:25,220 --> 02:09:27,230
during the stream! And I don't

3022
02:09:27,230 --> 02:09:29,300
know what that means! But it

3023
02:09:29,300 --> 02:09:31,180
rhymes! And thanks very much!

3024
02:09:31,900 --> 02:09:33,650
Everyone out there in the mainframe!

3025
02:09:33,650 --> 02:09:34,860
Doing the lord's work!

3026
02:09:35,500 --> 02:09:36,720
Fucking East Enders! It's time

3027
02:09:36,720 --> 02:09:38,460
to wrap up the shop I'm afraid!

3028
02:09:40,220 --> 02:09:44,040
It's time to go! Time for bed!

3029
02:09:44,040 --> 02:09:48,400
It's 10 to 12! I need to rest

3030
02:09:48,400 --> 02:09:51,660
my face! Or I'll be cranky in

3031
02:09:51,660 --> 02:09:52,940
the morning!

3032
02:09:55,020 --> 02:09:56,200
Thank you everyone for watching!

3033
02:09:56,200 --> 02:09:59,260
It's been a real emotional trip!

3034
02:09:59,260 --> 02:10:01,940
Come back tomorrow at the same

3035
02:10:01,940 --> 02:10:02,780
time!

3036
02:10:03,740 --> 02:10:05,720
Probably! Or subscribe and hit

3037
02:10:05,720 --> 02:10:08,270
the bell! You'll know when I'm

3038
02:10:08,270 --> 02:10:10,460
doing these streams!

3039
02:10:10,460 --> 02:10:12,530
Streams tomorrow! Or the day

3040
02:10:12,530 --> 02:10:14,790
after! I'm gonna try and get

3041
02:10:14,790 --> 02:10:17,190
back into it! I lost it for a

3042
02:10:17,190 --> 02:10:19,340
while but now we're back!

3043
02:10:21,180 --> 02:10:21,460
I want to say thanks very much

3044
02:10:21,460 --> 02:10:23,660
to everybody for watching!

3045
02:10:24,940 --> 02:10:25,980
Go out of the way! Fucking hell!

3046
02:10:25,980 --> 02:10:26,810
I don't think you're gonna get

3047
02:10:26,810 --> 02:10:27,540
far with those little legs

3048
02:10:27,540 --> 02:10:29,100
Aaron! Especially snakes!

3049
02:10:29,100 --> 02:10:30,290
Everybody said that I found my

3050
02:10:30,290 --> 02:10:31,420
leg because it's small!

3051
02:10:31,420 --> 02:10:38,420
*music*

3052
02:10:40,100 --> 02:10:42,030
Snake's Brexit bunker. I said I'd

3053
02:10:42,030 --> 02:10:43,660
play this for you on the outro,

3054
02:10:43,660 --> 02:10:45,330
so here you go man. Thanks very

3055
02:10:45,330 --> 02:10:46,490
much everyone for watching. I'll

3056
02:10:46,490 --> 02:10:48,100
talk to you later on. Good luck!

3057
02:10:48,100 --> 02:10:55,100
*music*

3058
02:10:55,100 --> 02:10:57,100
*music*

3059
02:10:57,100 --> 02:10:59,100
*music*

3060
02:10:59,100 --> 02:11:01,100
*music*

3061
02:11:01,100 --> 02:11:03,100
*music*

3062
02:11:03,100 --> 02:11:05,100
*music*

3063
02:11:05,100 --> 02:11:07,100
*music*

3064
02:11:07,100 --> 02:11:08,350
The man up dead, kneecaps

3065
02:11:08,350 --> 02:11:09,720
fucking gone while he's laying

3066
02:11:09,720 --> 02:11:10,820
in a bed. Can't even claim

3067
02:11:10,820 --> 02:11:12,230
Donald anymore for up the North.

3068
02:11:12,230 --> 02:11:13,600
Going from disability to sand

3069
02:11:13,600 --> 02:11:14,990
store. We've got all we need

3070
02:11:14,990 --> 02:11:16,420
inside the bunker. Lots of tin

3071
02:11:16,420 --> 02:11:18,010
food and lots of fucking robbers.

3072
02:11:18,010 --> 02:11:19,560
Wopper hash, wopper hash, wopper

3073
02:11:19,560 --> 02:11:20,920
hash, wopper hash. Before a

3074
02:11:20,920 --> 02:11:22,360
pound begins to crash.

3075
02:11:22,360 --> 02:11:23,680
Fuck the EU, fuck them all

3076
02:11:23,680 --> 02:11:25,480
chatting through. Yo yeah, what

3077
02:11:25,480 --> 02:11:27,190
you gonna do, what you gonna do,

3078
02:11:27,190 --> 02:11:28,840
when they come from you. I don't

3079
02:11:28,840 --> 02:11:30,400
mean us, I mean the EU. I fuck

3080
02:11:30,400 --> 02:11:31,720
run, devil and you.

3081
02:11:34,600 --> 02:11:33,470
I'm power off your head cause

3082
02:11:33,470 --> 02:11:35,460
Brexit is happening. Get them

3083
02:11:35,460 --> 02:11:37,370
hands popping in, see the stars

3084
02:11:37,370 --> 02:11:39,340
shining. Better one too quick

3085
02:11:39,340 --> 02:11:41,440
over the border. Sick of the US,

3086
02:11:41,440 --> 02:11:43,140
so close one to murder.

3087
02:11:43,140 --> 02:11:44,220
So you buy your CDs in the

3088
02:11:44,220 --> 02:11:45,570
fucking lap. Can't even run

3089
02:11:45,570 --> 02:11:46,970
drugs now, has to use a plan.

3090
02:11:46,970 --> 02:11:48,780
Smuggle them, smuggle them, smuggle

3091
02:11:48,780 --> 02:11:50,420
them in. British passports in

3092
02:11:50,420 --> 02:11:51,970
Somalia, it's no hard order.

3093
02:11:51,970 --> 02:11:53,780
Lots of fucking shite talkers.

3094
02:11:53,780 --> 02:11:55,060
No reason parties are shite

3095
02:11:55,060 --> 02:11:56,720
talkers. No time to look, jump

3096
02:11:56,720 --> 02:11:58,270
in the wall. Claim disability

3097
02:11:58,270 --> 02:11:59,630
if I fucking fall. For all I

3098
02:11:59,630 --> 02:12:00,930
know it could be the end of it

3099
02:12:00,930 --> 02:12:02,490
all. Jerry Adams rolling down

3100
02:12:02,490 --> 02:12:04,320
with a fat eight ball. Chillin

3101
02:12:04,320 --> 02:12:05,800
in me Brexit bunker. Dying of

3102
02:12:05,800 --> 02:12:07,410
hunger. Hyphenation real long

3103
02:12:07,410 --> 02:12:09,180
slumber. Yeah? What? Fuck the

3104
02:12:09,180 --> 02:12:10,180
Harry Potter.

3105
02:12:10,960 --> 02:12:12,660
Fuck the Harry Potter. Ah, fuck,

3106
02:12:12,660 --> 02:12:14,190
no more walkers. Hashes we seen

3107
02:12:14,190 --> 02:12:15,780
fucking flying saucers. We talk

3108
02:12:15,780 --> 02:12:17,370
all the tin through, so what we're

3109
02:12:17,370 --> 02:12:18,780
hoarders. We got sick jobs as

3110
02:12:18,780 --> 02:12:20,120
importers. Costing all the

3111
02:12:20,120 --> 02:12:21,890
borders, competing orders. Stole

3112
02:12:21,890 --> 02:12:23,310
all your orders. Driving our

3113
02:12:23,310 --> 02:12:24,830
big transporters. Selling our

3114
02:12:24,830 --> 02:12:26,710
bread in fucking quarters. Competing

3115
02:12:26,710 --> 02:12:28,240
all the orders. Feeding all the

3116
02:12:28,240 --> 02:12:29,440
starters.

3117
02:12:30,820 --> 02:12:31,020
Ah.

3118
02:12:33,020 --> 02:12:33,330
Who voted for the Bissa, 52%,

3119
02:12:33,330 --> 02:12:35,790
the 52% that can't pay the rent.

3120
02:12:35,790 --> 02:12:37,650
Middle aged men who look like

3121
02:12:37,650 --> 02:12:39,650
David Gren. Them posh bashes

3122
02:12:39,650 --> 02:12:40,940
that live in.

3123
02:12:40,940 --> 02:12:42,810
Can I fuck? All out of luck.

3124
02:12:42,810 --> 02:12:45,050
Hopping on the Brexit truck. Trees

3125
02:12:45,050 --> 02:12:48,220
of May. What the fuck? Bitch.

3126
02:12:49,700 --> 02:12:50,490
Chilling in me Brexit bunker. Dying

3127
02:12:50,490 --> 02:12:52,330
of hunger. Hyphenation real

3128
02:12:52,330 --> 02:12:54,580
long slumber. Yeah? What? Fuck

3129
02:12:54,580 --> 02:12:55,940
the Harry Potter.

3130
02:12:56,880 --> 02:12:57,980
Fuck the Harry Potter.

3131
02:13:09,980 --> 02:13:11,590
Some days I've been on bed with

3132
02:13:11,590 --> 02:13:12,940
six different women.

3133
02:13:12,940 --> 02:13:12,940
I've been on bed with six

3134
02:13:12,940 --> 02:13:12,940
different women.

3135
02:13:12,940 --> 02:13:12,940
I've been on bed with six

3136
02:13:12,940 --> 02:13:12,980
different women.

3137
02:13:12,980 --> 02:13:13,030
I've been on bed with six

3138
02:13:13,030 --> 02:13:13,160
different women.

3139
02:13:13,160 --> 02:13:13,160
I've been on bed with six

3140
02:13:13,160 --> 02:13:13,180
different women.

3141
02:13:13,180 --> 02:13:13,180
I've been on bed with six

3142
02:13:13,180 --> 02:13:13,180
different women.

3143
02:13:13,180 --> 02:13:13,460
I've been on bed with six

3144
02:13:13,460 --> 02:13:13,740
different women.

3145
02:13:13,740 --> 02:13:13,940
I've been on bed with six

3146
02:13:13,940 --> 02:13:14,140
different women.

3147
02:13:14,140 --> 02:13:14,650
I've been on bed with six

3148
02:13:14,650 --> 02:13:15,140
different women.

3149
02:13:15,140 --> 02:13:15,140
I've been on bed with six

3150
02:13:15,140 --> 02:13:15,140
different women.

3151
02:13:15,140 --> 02:13:16,190
I've been on bed with six

3152
02:13:16,190 --> 02:13:17,140
different women.

3153
02:13:17,140 --> 02:13:17,140
I've been on bed with six

3154
02:13:17,140 --> 02:13:17,140
different women.

3155
02:13:17,140 --> 02:13:18,190
I've been on bed with six

3156
02:13:18,190 --> 02:13:19,140
different women.

3157
02:13:19,140 --> 02:13:19,140
I've been on bed with six

3158
02:13:19,140 --> 02:13:19,140
different women.

3159
02:13:19,140 --> 02:13:20,190
I've been on bed with six

3160
02:13:20,190 --> 02:13:21,140
different women.

3161
02:13:21,140 --> 02:13:21,140
I've been on bed with six

3162
02:13:21,140 --> 02:13:21,140
different women.

3163
02:13:21,140 --> 02:13:21,140
I've been on bed with six

3164
02:13:21,140 --> 02:13:21,140
different women.

3165
02:13:21,140 --> 02:13:22,190
I've been on bed with six

3166
02:13:22,190 --> 02:13:23,140
different women.

3167
02:13:23,140 --> 02:13:37,790
I've been on bed with six

3168
02:13:37,790 --> 02:13:50,300
different women.

3169
02:13:50,300 --> 02:13:50,800
GAMBLE!