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for too long but you can wander off and have a discussion about the thought processes.

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Well the children don't want a discussion about it, they want to know what the characters are

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thinking and then they want to know what they're going to do next. So that's the slightly different

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thing about children, it's kind of bringing them on and keeping them engaged the whole time.

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But they are very critical and they do like their books, you know, to be well written and they like

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believable stories and you know it's not that you can't make a fantasy story for children but

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they like, you know, they don't want to be cotted, they don't like, you know, tricks in the books, they like them, they like to believe in it.

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Finally you have good news, a new book out on the 30th of May, it's called Her Husband's Mistake.

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Piloting the brown bomber with a porcelain seat, tracking a few skid marks, no doubt.

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It's the usual well written contemporary women's fiction that I hope everybody is going to read this summer.

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Finally. Well it's called Her Husband's Mistake. Of course, of course, of course. Well I wanted racy and steamy and all of that. Will I be disappointed?

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You might learn a bit.

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Oh, right, that sounds promising. Okay, it's called Her Husband's Mistake. Great pleasure as always to talk to Sheila O'Flanagan about her latest publication and the joy, particularly for kids, of the library.

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Sounds fantastic. Sounds fantastic. I see Richie and Trish are back. Let's have the news and sport.

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Thanks Ivan. The British Prime Minister says MPs are going to get a vote on a second EU referendum.

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Theresa May's new Brexit plan will also attempt to have alternative arrangements to replace the backstop.

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How you doing, guys?

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How you doing, guys?

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Went a bit cockney there.

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I need to, uh...

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I need to, uh...

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I need to, uh...

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I need to, uh...

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Jesus Christ. Some of the news would send you absolutely depressed.

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Depress mania.

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Depress mode.

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Fucking electronic depression music.

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Must write that one down.

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I think that could be a fucking winner in today's barren landscape of artistic integrity.

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Depress mode.

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Your own personal Jesus.

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Thanks for joining me, guys.

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Hopefully you got the, uh...

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Hopefully you got the, uh...

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Hopefully you got the, uh...

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The notification there.

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We had a bit of a balls up with the notification, guys.

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But we're gonna fucking ace this corner now.

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First corner of the Nürburgring Nordschleifer in my AMG class for CAs.

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I don't know if you've actually ever had the privilege of driving one of these beasts.

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Sorry there.

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Might turn down the volume stick a little bit there, guys.

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Don't know if you've ever had the privilege of ever driving one of these bad boys.

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But, uh...

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Something to behold.

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I have access 24-7 to Mondello, you know?

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My friend Dara, who's also the keyholder in a Zurich, uh...

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Brokership out in Docky.

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Has full unrestricted accessio to the Mondello track.

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Usually, uh...

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Usually, uh...

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It's great for a stag, you know?

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But, uh...

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My friend Zonat had to be the best in the group, you know?

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His stag had to be out in Nürburgring.

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And we had to have the track closed, you know?

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I remember we got up to the Quiddalback of Ho.

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And he fucking did a donut.

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Right into the Flugplatz.

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Flying, he was.

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Absolutely flying sensation.

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Look at this Coochie Coo here.

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Gonna take him on the inside.

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Do you know who I am?

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Do you know who I am?

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You do know who I am.

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I'm Schweiden Cruising off into the fucking side frame.

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And that's what you get.

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Do you know?

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That's what you get.

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Nice racing gloves there, as well.

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Great pair of Sparcos.

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Don't know if you can see that, guys.

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Real lovely pair of Sparcos he's wearing.

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They're fire retardant, okay?

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Which is a word which means resistant.

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Retardant.

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And, in fact, all of the body clothing I wear inside an AMG

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is usually retardant of fire.

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and flame.

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Oisin Callan, how you doing?

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Washer at Racing Line, you say?

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Oisin, do you know who you're talking to, man?

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Do you know who I am?

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Oisin Callan, do you know who I am?

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Former senior sales executive with Mercedes Ireland for 15 years, Oisin.

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Okay?

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I fucking worked as a broker for Zurich for 10.

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I was a media buyer.

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I've done everything.

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I was partner at KPMG by the age of 23.

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23!

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23!

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23!

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I'm coming in here, Oisin telling me to take the racing line.

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Take the racing line yourself.

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You can hop, skip, and jump, Oisin.

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Right, we're gonna give this another crack of the whip, guys.

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Gonna try and go for the gold trof.

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So, easy into the first.

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Tickly apex with your fucking sweet little tires.

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Sorry about the language.

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I'm hyped.

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And I wanna say something else.

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Get into this second curve bend here.

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As we enter the hats and back.

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Which is a sweet little piece.

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Goes a little bit curly-whirly here into an S-band.

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But I'm well used to the snake.

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That sounds like a bit of an innocuous innuendo.

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Don't read too much into it, okay?

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I'm racing.

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I'm racing hard.

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And I wanna go hard and fast.

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Into the Hock Hiken.

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This is where Zonad begun to lose his shit.

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Not even two minutes into his fucking stag party track race.

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It wasn't even a race.

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It was a lap of the track.

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Look at this.

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Fuck you, man.

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Quiddle back a hoe.

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Perlenbacker Pilsner, man.

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And we're gonna...

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Fucked up on the flug plots.

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Amateurs.

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Complete amateurs on the track today.

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Put me off.

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There was some fucking coochie cue in a coupe.

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Go on.

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See you next Tuesday.

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Read between the lines on that one.

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Killian Willian.

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The paper on a new pension deal from Zurich.

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You should too, John.

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Thanks so much, Killian Willian.

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Fella I went to Gonzaga's with.

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The Yateser said he was famous.

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All he was...

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Said he was famous for all was belting the belly all day.

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Sorry, Killian.

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Found it hard to read your comment there.

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Not sure whether or not I'm reading it wrong.

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Or it's grammatically incorrect.

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Either way, thanks for the dono, bud.

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And we'll see you next year at the Nürburgring Stag Party.

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For the Gonzaga set.

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Steven Smitty, how are you doing, bud?

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So we're gonna take the Steven Smitty corner here.

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Sweet into the apex.

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Just let the apex sniff your tires.

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Okay?

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You wanna let the apex just get a little whiff of the rub.

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As you drift sensually into the hats and backs zone.

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This is the snake.

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Don't fuck the snake up.

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And we did.

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Look, guys.

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I'm not gonna...

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I know that you're fucking...

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You're probably thinking, what's going on here?

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I just...

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I wanna give you the best experience.

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Pause.

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And that's not...

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That's not great either.

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John.

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Get a grip.

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You're 38.

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Deadly Skull Gaming.

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Thanks so much.

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Get a grip.

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Okay?

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You're 38.

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Just had two exams, you see.

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Need a wank.

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Any tips?

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Just...

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I just box myself off in a little box room or a bathroom or something.

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What do you have?

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Do you have any...

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Have you access to the high-speed broadband internet?

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Have you a VPN?

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Is there anyone at home or are you alone?

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Look, this isn't the kind of stream I'm running here.

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It's early in the afternoon.

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Let's leave it be.

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Best luck with the exams.

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Did you speak to Zurich yet?

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Turn off that Viper Higgins transition.

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Big shout out to Viper Higgins for letting me have the channel for an hour.

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Drive time.

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Taking...

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Driving you home from work.

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In the new Mercedes.

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This is my drive home from work right now.

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Just wrapped up business there in the brokership.

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Broke a few hearts.

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Broke a few minds as well, you know?

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Into the hats and back.

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Look, this is the last time we're being...

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We're gonna go through the hats and back again.

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Riding to the fucking snake billiard board.

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Look, I'm just gonna stick on a bit of Yates.

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I'm gonna stick on the Yateser for a moment.

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Try and just get into the zone, okay?

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Put their plastic bottles and bits in there, but people at home, they can have their green recycling bin as they always do.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Great.

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I find it very confusing, Gary.

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You know, the brown bin, the black bin, the green bin.

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I just leave...

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Too many bins, Yateser.

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Yeah, well, it's quite...

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Actually, yeah.

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You know what she's doing at the moment?

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Every night I go home, she has these massive big two-liter diet Coke bottles.

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What's she doing?

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She gets this stick and every bit of sweet wrapper and plastic.

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She's pushing it down into the bottles to make these bricks.

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What is she doing?

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This is the carer thing I've ever seen.

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And it can be...

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But that's...

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And that's...

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Yateser needs to sort out business back home.

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Domestic.

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Before he goes on the raid, because he's taking that stress.

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He's carrying the stress of his wife into the studio.

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He doesn't need that.

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Get out the way.

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News talk coming through, baby.

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Quiddal back or hoe.

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Into the floodplats.

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Liquid smooth.

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Like a diamante bullet.

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Drifting through the clouds.

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Fired from a gun.

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Sculpted out of pure brokerage and investment.

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Into the Schweiden crews we go.

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Nice and smooth and fast.

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Liquid dreams.

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Down to second as we go into this corner here.

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Cannot remember what it's called.

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Yokohama Tire Bridge corner.

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As far as I can see.

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Yeah.

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Okay, so we got this lime green fruit.

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Okay, so we got this lime green fruit runner right ahead of us.

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It's another Merc.

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Not something I'd drive myself.

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Probably a C-class, something like that.

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We want to head him off before we get to the carousel.

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Get out of my way.

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Do you know who I am?

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Do you know who I am?

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Rubbish trash can that you actually find.

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Trash can.

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You belong in the fucking trash can driving like that.

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Paul O'Donovan.

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Get off the rope, pal.

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This is Mondello, okay?

264
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,320
It's not the M50 now.

265
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,120
Get away from me.

266
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:55,520
Just stay away.

267
00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:56,620
Tokyo 2020.

268
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Yeah.

269
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,860
So it's next year.

270
00:12:58,860 --> 00:12:59,680
Everything there is to win.

271
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That's right.

272
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Just left to win.

273
00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:01,700
All that gold.

274
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:02,060
Yeah.

275
00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:02,220
Yeah.

276
00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:03,840
So how are we fixed?

277
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,920
Well, it's always been our goal.

278
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,860
Like, ever since we started a rowing, we've had this plan to win an Olympic gold medal.

279
00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:09,840
And, you know, we came pretty close in Rio.

280
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,020
And, we're really pleased with the result.

281
00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:11,520
Ah!

282
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,300
Like, Tokyo is only a year away.

283
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,140
No, we have to...

284
00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,600
I suppose the first task for us to qualify the board.

285
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:17,300
So the...

286
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:20,180
The qualifiers are at this year's world championships at the end of all this.

287
00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:22,540
Such impressive scenery around here.

288
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,040
Okay.

289
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,320
We have to finish in the top seven there to qualify the board for the other.

290
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,440
Really is beautiful.

291
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,320
This is May.

292
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,380
When would you be in peak fitness?

293
00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:31,240
Like, would you be starting into it now?

294
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,160
It's pretty much an ongoing process.

295
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,800
Like, we're just constantly training, trying to get fitter all the time.

296
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,480
But you've been...

297
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,480
Fitter, harder, stronger, happier.

298
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,360
Look at this Coochie Coo here.

299
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,120
A real soccer mom car.

300
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,240
Get out of the way!

301
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,440
Don't need you.

302
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,960
Don't even want to think about you.

303
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,720
Because you're actually hindering my progress in life.

304
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,840
With your words, your thoughts, your feelings.

305
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,640
And I actually can't progress.

306
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,200
I feel like I'm in a box just because I know you.

307
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,400
Do you know what I mean?

308
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,160
We can train away individually for a lot of the year.

309
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,480
You've been in my life a while, C-Class.

310
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,920
I've got emotional attachment to you.

311
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,520
Kind of like a Stockholm Syndrome.

312
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,080
I can't shake you off because of the past.

313
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:20,080
I feel as though you're tapering my future.

314
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:26,080
You're narrowing what my future could be as I take over.

315
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:35,040
I release from myself the shackles of anxiety that you have attributed to me with your C-Class consumeristic body.

316
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:39,600
And now I'm going full AMG into the Kessel Shen.

317
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,560
It's physically demanding in terms of energy expenditure and so on.

318
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,560
There's no impact on the risk of injuries.

319
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:50,320
Sweet little Kessel Shen now as we move 210 KMPH.

320
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:59,040
I've been Yates.

321
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:04,960
Into the Shteckel Shrek we go.

322
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:08,000
Another sweet little touch here.

323
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:09,760
Bit of oversteer.

324
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,200
Nothing I can't handle.

325
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,200
Sure I fucking...

326
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,520
Didn't I take a C-Class around Mondello?

327
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,000
With two tires blown out.

328
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:19,600
Sniped.

329
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:24,560
I got sniped off the track by an old adversary from Gonzaga.

330
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,720
Who had...

331
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,080
Who had a...

332
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:31,920
He actually had access to a high powered Barrett 50 Cal.

333
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,800
He was waiting in the hilltops.

334
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,640
The hillside and the forest.

335
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,920
I was going for a victory lap.

336
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:40,960
He knew.

337
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,120
He fucking knew who I was.

338
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,120
And that man's name?

339
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,040
Johnny Sexton.

340
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:52,880
He knew that I had...

341
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:58,960
I had everything that it required to become a successful fly half.

342
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,920
And he hated me from the day dot.

343
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,680
I used to play him when he was playing Rug down...

344
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:09,600
He was playing the Egg Ball down at St. Mary's or whatever the fuck.

345
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,160
He hated me.

346
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,600
And we just...

347
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,240
I suppose...

348
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,360
It's the media really.

349
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,320
People like you were blind...

350
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:16,960
Also...

351
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,880
He didn't like that I was driving a Mercedes to school.

352
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,400
Fucking 14 years of age man.

353
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,400
Didn't...

354
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,200
It was...

355
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,480
Far...

356
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,160
My dad was a guard.

357
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,240
My dad was a guard.

358
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,680
God knows where...

359
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,680
Blind eye was taken...

360
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,720
To what I was doing.

361
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,240
Driving...

362
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,520
Rocking up to school.

363
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,080
Doing the junior cert in my...

364
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,680
And driving home in my Mercedes.

365
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,240
Didn't even pass the goddamn test.

366
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,200
Didn't need to.

367
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,000
Didn't need to.

368
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,600
Didn't need to because...

369
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,640
Too much can be detrimental.

370
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,840
I was gonna go straight into a high power job as soon as I finished school anyway.

371
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,240
Do you know?

372
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,360
To deal with nerves.

373
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,000
Uh...

374
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,040
We've not been...

375
00:16:59,040 --> 00:16:59,280
No...

376
00:16:59,280 --> 00:16:59,440
No...

377
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,240
We do this thing...

378
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,360
And he followed me.

379
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,800
Johnny Sexton purchased a Barrett 50 Cal.

380
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,840
And he laughs.

381
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:06,160
You know what I mean?

382
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:06,960
When he was in...

383
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,640
He was on holiday in Pakistan.

384
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,880
At the gun market.

385
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,520
Yeah.

386
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:11,600
Yeah.

387
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,440
He'd be loying him through anything there.

388
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,840
And it wasn't an official 50.

389
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,760
It wasn't an official Barrett.

390
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,480
But it was a pretty decent copy.

391
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,600
I'll give you that for nothing.

392
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,720
He really...

393
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,520
He really pulled out all the stops that day.

394
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:26,360
All that kind of thing.

395
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,120
He took a diazepam.

396
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,220
So that his muscles were relaxed.

397
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,620
And he just waited.

398
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:33,100
He just waited.

399
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:35,100
He knew he had a window.

400
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:36,940
Because he knew that I like to go there.

401
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:38,460
Every weekend.

402
00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:41,900
So he waited from Friday until Sunday.

403
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:42,500
That evening.

404
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,220
Sunday evening when I went there.

405
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:45,340
Late of course.

406
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,900
It was the kids birthdays.

407
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,280
You know.

408
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,400
He can't miss them.

409
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,500
And uh...

410
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,140
So I got the drive.

411
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:54,560
I got the drive in anyway.

412
00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:55,660
Sexton.

413
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,200
Took out the two fucking tires.

414
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:04,200
I just had them placed on the car itself.

415
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:04,600
You know.

416
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,000
So...

417
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,960
These were customized bridge stones.

418
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,920
That were actually handcrafted by children.

419
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,920
Out in Guanggu.

420
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,120
Anything in mind?

421
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,080
And uh...

422
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,800
You might say that's late child labor guys.

423
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,840
You might say that's child labor guys.

424
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,600
But at the end of the day.

425
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:22,840
Alright.

426
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,920
We'll wrap up.

427
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,120
We're just giving a message out.

428
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:28,320
It's all relevant when you take into account the economy.

429
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,000
The economics of the situation.

430
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,120
Those kids are actually earning a pretty good wage.

431
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,880
And they want everyone to make a pledge to recycle.

432
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:37,280
Now.

433
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:37,840
Where are we?

434
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:38,400
We silver?

435
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,240
It better be silve.

436
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,120
Fucking bronze.

437
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:45,520
Jeez.

438
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,920
We've got to work it out for ourselves here man.

439
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,000
It's gonna be another fucking...

440
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,280
25 seconds.

441
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,560
That's tough man.

442
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:57,440
That's tough.

443
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,080
Pack operation.

444
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:58,480
Exactly.

445
00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:58,880
Yeah.

446
00:18:58,880 --> 00:18:59,840
I get some pictures here.

447
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,560
It's a plastic and the like.

448
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,120
Can I?

449
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,560
As well as being a sexist.

450
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,360
The nation.

451
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,960
He is very very proud of all your achievements.

452
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,200
And we really will be rooting for you.

453
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,440
Both in August at the World Championships.

454
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,200
Hi to everyone in the chat.

455
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,400
Zera Feingold.

456
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,760
Jimmy Jesus.

457
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:18,960
Andrew Mooney.

458
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,520
Pandas love Jamie Roger.

459
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,400
Dick Murphy.

460
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,520
Continued success.

461
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,080
Thanks everyone.

462
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:24,640
Thanks everyone.

463
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:24,640
Thanks everyone.

464
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,640
I hope you enjoyed it.

465
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,880
Hope you're getting alright guys.

466
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,240
I'm gonna turn down.

467
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,720
Let's just put the ads on guys.

468
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:33,840
Yes and.

469
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,360
Innovation that excites.

470
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,120
And they're on.

471
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:42,400
We have a very special off the ball show for horse racing fans.

472
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,400
Coming on Thursday May 23rd.

473
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,240
We're gonna be at the new Currah Racecourse.

474
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,040
With an all-star line up from the world of racing and sport.

475
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,720
To preview the Currah Spring Festival.

476
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,920
From Friday 24th to Sunday the 26th of May.

477
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,440
It's going to be a family affair.

478
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,240
Pull into the hard shoulder and listen to this.

479
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,720
We'll be joined by Kildare All-Ardened finalist turned trainer.

480
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,080
Willie McCreary.

481
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,640
The only way to enjoy the show is to be there on the night.

482
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:10,080
Get on to offtheball.com/events now to get your free tickets.

483
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,600
Off the ball.

484
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,800
All news talk.

485
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,000
Over 18s only.

486
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,360
When your summer sounds like this.

487
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,480
It's cute.

488
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,440
Yeah, Zonat.

489
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,600
How you doing, Zon?

490
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,120
Zon, what's the story, man?

491
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,240
Do you want to go to the off the ball road show?

492
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:29,920
What are you doing?

493
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,800
What do you mean you can't go?

494
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:34,880
All the boys, man.

495
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,840
They're gonna be talking about football.

496
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,600
They're gonna have some guitar music.

497
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,080
It's gonna be a real casual affair.

498
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:48,880
I hear they've got a sofa with a carpet on it and some like kind of like pub living room backdrop.

499
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:50,800
Yeah, man.

500
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,760
You're talking fucking denim.

501
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,240
Carhartt shirts.

502
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,640
Bottles of Hino.

503
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,720
It's all happening, man.

504
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,400
Off the ball road show.

505
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:02,880
Let's go.

506
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:03,360
Me and you.

507
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,040
Old times.

508
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,520
What do you mean you can't go?

509
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,000
Sure, she has a birthday every year, man.

510
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,800
Sack her off.

511
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,440
She's only your wife.

512
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,240
Come on.

513
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:24,240
Come on.

514
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:24,240
Come on.

515
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:24,240
Come on.

516
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:24,240
Come on.

517
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:24,720
Come on.

518
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,240
It's gonna be a great night.

519
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:31,440
We might even get to meet some of the guys who present, you know?

520
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,240
I'm friends with a couple of them on Twitter, yeah.

521
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,200
I'm always messaging them like, you know, they don't get back, but I mean.

522
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:45,520
All right, okay.

523
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:50,320
No, I'm just going around Nürburgring, Norschleife, at the moment trying to get a Silv.

524
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,360
Keep bronzing the fuck out of it down, you know?

525
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:56,560
All right.

526
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:56,560
All right.

527
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,920
Go on.

528
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,200
See you later.

529
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,080
Oh, yeah.

530
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:00,880
Where's the zone?

531
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,800
Did you speak to Zurich yet?

532
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,800
Yeah, you'd want to get on to Zurich, man.

533
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,120
You're fucking 38.

534
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,440
See you later.

535
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:15,360
Well, that's zone out of it anyway.

536
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,840
He says his wife's birthday is coming up.

537
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,200
Don't blame him for that.

538
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,280
Do blame him a little bit for that, to be honest.

539
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,040
Ireland's business leaders.

540
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,880
That's another one I'm at, actually.

541
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:31,360
Sorry.

542
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,360
Ireland.ie.

543
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,720
I've been thinking.

544
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,520
About?

545
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:40,320
What I'd do with the 3,800 euro grant you get when you install a solar PV system from Energlades.

546
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,080
You could go on a holiday to the sun.

547
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,120
Don't fly anymore.

548
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,000
Bad for the environment.

549
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,120
Buy a brand new used car.

550
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:45,520
It's almost six o'clock.

551
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,040
Again, bad for the environment.

552
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:47,760
What?

553
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,320
What?

554
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:48,560
What?

555
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,120
What?

556
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:49,440
What?

557
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,160
Kevin Loftus.

558
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,200
Thanks so much, man.

559
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,080
You're good for this.

560
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,560
Thanks very much, Kevin Loftus.

561
00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,920
Really kind of you, man.

562
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,720
Really kind of everyone, actually, to be donating.

563
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,400
Yeah, man.

564
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,760
The off-the-ball road show.

565
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,440
Ushing Callan's going to be there.

566
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,600
Ushing pulled a few strings, actually.

567
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,040
Thanks so much, Ushing.

568
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,960
The Ushmaster pulled a few strings and got us back.

569
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,480
Backstage passes to the off-the-ball road show.

570
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,400
It's going to be on next Tuesday weeknight.

571
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,720
Fucking fingers crossed we get to meet some of the guys afterwards.

572
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,280
Like, you know.

573
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,440
I've actually got a rugby ball.

574
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,960
I want one of them to sign it.

575
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,400
Bruno, how are you doing, bud?

576
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,040
Fucking nice bit of Bitcoin.

577
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:42,640
Have you thought about fucking investing some Bitcoin into any of the other cryptos?

578
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,520
Yeah, I have a friend in town.

579
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,680
He's got a fucking great portfolio.

580
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,560
I can hook you up.

581
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,920
I can hook you up, Bruno.

582
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:53,840
Mama Duck as well.

583
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,000
Get out of that.

584
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,360
Thanks very much.

585
00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,800
And I want to say, Mama Duck.

586
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,560
Good day, mate.

587
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,400
That's the Australian.

588
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,440
That's the Australian coming in.

589
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:11,600
I was never out there myself, like, but I mean, a few friends who live out there now, they're not coming back, you know?

590
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,640
Why would you?

591
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,240
Why the fuck would you?

592
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,200
Jesus.

593
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:16,400
Jimmy, Jesus.

594
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,760
Thanks so much, man.

595
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,600
I really appreciate it, bud.

596
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,760
Thank you so much.

597
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:31,760
Yeah.

598
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:31,840
Yeah.

599
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,200
The Nürburgring Nordschleifer.

600
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,160
I feel like a bit of a lifer here.

601
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,800
A bit of a Kevin Loftus situation.

602
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,240
Up the zaga.

603
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,680
Up the zaga.

604
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:51,520
Let's do this.

605
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:52,960
Let's do this.

606
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:57,120
I got a bit fucking challenged there near the end of that last track.

607
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,400
Anonymous.

608
00:24:58,960 --> 00:24:59,920
Oisin Fagan.

609
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,120
Thanks very much, Osh.

610
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,120
Thank you very much, Osh.

611
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,160
Really appreciate it.

612
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,680
Everybody out there.

613
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:09,920
Well, have you, Osh?

614
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:14,640
Have you considered putting your money into an ISA or a PEP or a TESA?

615
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:19,280
Or even a fucking long-term savers account?

616
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,040
I don't know.

617
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:24,480
My friend Kev Meister has a great advice bureau.

618
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,000
He's running in town at the moment.

619
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,200
I think you should check him out, Kev.

620
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:31,600
I think you should.

621
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,680
It's Bitcoin or bust.

622
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,240
Davey L.

623
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,080
Thank you very much.

624
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,360
And Liam G.

625
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,040
Liam G.

626
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,840
And everybody else out there in the mainframe.

627
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,000
Right.

628
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,840
We'll just hit the track again, guys.

629
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,600
Just need that little bit of a break, you know?

630
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,960
Just to accrue a bit of an accrued interest.

631
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,840
Accrue a bit of interest in my mind about the track.

632
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,600
Because you can race this track again and again and again.

633
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,520
It's all going in there.

634
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,360
It's like the RAM.

635
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,240
The random access memory inside my brain.

636
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,320
The track has just been loaded onto the brain.

637
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:30,880
Every twist, turn, apex, chicane, straight, bottleneck, hairpin.

638
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,760
It's all going in.

639
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,640
And it's all going to come out on the track then, you know?

640
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,280
So, yeah.

641
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,400
That's about it, guys.

642
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,640
There's nothing much I can fucking say to you, you know?

643
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,960
Did you get onto Zurich yet about that?

644
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,440
I think you should, John.

645
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,720
Thanks very much, everybody who's donating there.

646
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:53,840
They're coming in and it's a real heartwarming situation.

647
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,800
Just want to say to you all, you're all fucking great.

648
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,040
And I'll take you all out for a spin soon enough.

649
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,080
Mondello got 24-hour access.

650
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,760
Mercedes lover 69.

651
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,960
I've got 24-hour access to that.

652
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:11,520
That track.

653
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,680
As long as you have a finance partner who knows your business,

654
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,680
I can provide access to funding really quickly.

655
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,800
Lara Strand of Lolly and Cooks is among the gru-

656
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,240
Let's turn that radio off.

657
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,480
Cause Celebrare.

658
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,840
I just put pen to paper on a new pension deal from Zurich.

659
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,280
You should too, John.

660
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,040
Mike Johnson, thanks so much.

661
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,000
Thank you so much, pal.

662
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,200
I really appreciate it.

663
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,680
So, just a quick rundown of what we're doing here, guys.

664
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,880
Bit of a Mike Johnson rundown for you here.

665
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,680
Maximus 2, thank you so much.

666
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,400
And Gin...

667
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:44,400
Gin...

668
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:44,800
Gin...

669
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,680
Lovisius.

670
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,240
Can't...

671
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,280
Can't pronounce your...

672
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,600
What is that Latin name, is it?

673
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:50,320
I don't know.

674
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,000
I'd offer you a bit of slur, but uh...

675
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,560
Liam Chee, man.

676
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,920
I rated most of that last night.

677
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,760
Welcome to the Galaxy, pal.

678
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:56,400
Do you know what I mean?

679
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,120
After the week, I'm...

680
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:57,600
I wouldn't...

681
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,720
I wouldn't usually drive one of these fucking shitty Nissan,

682
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,360
that's what I mean.

683
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,680
It's all I've got to...

684
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,040
to use at the moment.

685
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,120
As a friend from Zaga used to say,

686
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,760
"You have to piss with the cock you've got."

687
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:12,720
Cheers, man.

688
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,720
Thanks very much, Liam.

689
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,680
Appreciate it, bud.

690
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,120
Welcome to the AMG Driving Academy,

691
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,320
Intermediate Class SLS AMG 10.

692
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,960
One of the greatest Mercs to ever come off the production line.

693
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:40,160
Here you will learn the techniques and rules necessary to drive the hollow Nürburgring safely.

694
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:49,600
Last of all, it's time to try a non-stop lap of the Nürburgring Nordschleife in the SLS AMG.

695
00:28:50,480 --> 00:29:00,400
Even if you've had no problems driving it in the 300 SL, the greater average speed will make this, without error, much more difficult.

696
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:07,200
If you find that you keep making mistakes, try driving it around at 80% of the limit, John.

697
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:14,160
Learn the rhythm of the run, and just from there you can start to work on reducing your lap time.

698
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,880
So, I mean, at the moment we're hitting a bronze.

699
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,240
It's not good, folks.

700
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:23,440
We need to shave at least 30 fucking seconds off the ball sack here.

701
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,560
So, we're gonna go for that.

702
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,600
Big shout out to everyone watching.

703
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,680
Let's take it for another spin.

704
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,400
Into the first.

705
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,520
Hard and re-

706
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,240
Yeah, yeah.

707
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,120
Sorry about that.

708
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:49,840
We'll start again.

709
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,600
The clothes, the gloves I'm wearing, the racing gloves put me off there.

710
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:55,280
Fire retardant.

711
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:56,640
Sparkos.

712
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,680
I had a pair of customized sparkos handmade by, uh...

713
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,200
Eddie Jordan, actually.

714
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,040
He used to fucking do that in his spare time.

715
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,880
He'd just hand stitch racing gloves together for people he loved.

716
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,560
And what we'll do is we'll restart that again, guys.

717
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,160
130 kilometer crash on the second bend.

718
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,320
Let's do it, man.

719
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,040
Let's do it.

720
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,240
Anybody play GT Sport out there on the PS4?

721
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,240
Is it worth a lash, is it?

722
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,160
I just, I'm so loyal to this game at the moment.

723
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,040
Well, I have been since 2010.

724
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,840
Since it came out in 2010.

725
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,320
Had some back turn.

726
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,840
Had GT6 on the PS3.

727
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:43,840
Had to restart that again.

728
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,000
Had GT6 on the PS3.

729
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,400
Didn't like it, guys.

730
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:50,960
Didn't like it.

731
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,240
Okay, here we go.

732
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,440
No fuck ups this time.

733
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,600
Just pure driving pleasure.

734
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,840
Sorry guys, just gonna turn that up one more time.

735
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,920
That's better for me.

736
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,480
That's better.

737
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,440
That's much better for me.

738
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:20,960
That's not good.

739
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:27,920
John, would you give squash a go with juices and the points?

740
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:28,720
You're 38.

741
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,680
Your knees up to it.

742
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,400
I would, yeah.

743
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,080
Let's sort that out.

744
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,600
Let's sort that out in the future.

745
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,120
My knees.

746
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:37,520
I don't know.

747
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,080
I've never played it.

748
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,440
I've heard it's a fucking great game though.

749
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,160
I love tennis.

750
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:40,800
I can play.

751
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,600
Look, don't get me started on the court.

752
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,240
Because it'll be fucking straight sets.

753
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,200
Straight sets.

754
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,080
Don't get me started on tennis, guys.

755
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,640
I'll take you down to Pete Sampras Town.

756
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,240
Phil Mitchell.

757
00:31:58,560 --> 00:31:59,440
Steve Jennings.

758
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,400
All the boys.

759
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:01,760
Okay.

760
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,080
Ivan Yates.

761
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:04,880
Matt Cooper.

762
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:06,480
Pat Kenny.

763
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,880
Dennis O'Brien.

764
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,440
Newstalk.

765
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,120
Mercedes.

766
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,360
Pension plans.

767
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,520
Rolex.

768
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:21,280
Oh.

769
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,240
I have a Rolex upstairs in the safe, guys.

770
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,760
Only comes out on special occasion.

771
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,520
We had a safe built into the box room there last year.

772
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,760
After a spate of robberies on our estate.

773
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,360
Seen this guy.

774
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,160
See you later.

775
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,240
You should have worked harder.

776
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,360
You're driving a nice coupe, but it's nothing.

777
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,520
Nothing compared to this AMG.

778
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,560
Do you hear me?

779
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:55,760
Go back home.

780
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,800
This is Mondello, baby.

781
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,080
Flugplatz.

782
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,480
Flying into the Flugplatz.

783
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,760
It ain't no thing.

784
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,720
And look at Mr. Lime Green up here.

785
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,400
We can see him already.

786
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:13,040
And we're not even past our dinner time.

787
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,320
We're gonna head off.

788
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,400
We're gonna cut him off before we get to the big bender.

789
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:17,920
Here we go.

790
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,000
We're gonna go right into his fucking arse.

791
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:20,800
Good luck.

792
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,760
See you later.

793
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,480
You should have fucking done better than that, mate.

794
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,080
What are you driving?

795
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:26,880
A lime green?

796
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,920
Who picked the color?

797
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,920
Your fucking wife.

798
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,800
That was Zonad's car back there.

799
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:37,200
He made the mistake of letting his missus in on the deal.

800
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,640
He made the mistake of letting the missus close the deal.

801
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,480
And here I am.

802
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:44,800
Thrashing around.

803
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,040
In the forest section.

804
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,840
Eddie Jordan told me I'd never make it past this bend here.

805
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,960
I said, "Listen, Eddie.

806
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,080
Don't ever call me again."

807
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,480
And with that, deleted him from the phone book.

808
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:03,200
Also, left the WhatsApp chat group he had me in.

809
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,720
And he added me into that.

810
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:05,360
Do you know what I mean?

811
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,400
His memes were shite.

812
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,720
They were normie memes.

813
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:11,680
Eddie...

814
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,600
Eddie Normie, I used to call him.

815
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,480
What he'd do is he'd recycle these shite memes that his, uh...

816
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,480
That his family was sharing on Facebook.

817
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:31,600
He once took a picture of the memes on his phone and then sent them.

818
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,080
I said, "Yeah, Jordan, man.

819
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,760
Buzzin' Hornets."

820
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,840
More like Buzzin' Bollocks, man.

821
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:46,720
"You're taking photographs of shite memes and sending them on WhatsApp and Snapchat to me.

822
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:51,760
I want good resolution, man. I want at least a fuckin' original JPEG or two."

823
00:34:53,440 --> 00:35:08,560
He said, "I'm sorry, Connor." I said, "Yeah. So you should be, mate. You need to go back to school, Eddie." He said, "I'm in my fuckin' mid to late 60s." I said, "It's never too early, Eddie, to get your junior shirt."

824
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:17,120
"Hit the books, Eddie, hit the books." He said, "He said, you know what, Connor? I might just do that, but I feel a little bit... I feel a bit too old going back to school now and doing the junior shirt." I said, "Listen, Eddie, man. Why not come round..."

825
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:25,660
You know what, Connor? I might just do that, but I feel a little bit... I feel a bit too old going back to school now and doing the junior cert.

826
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:35,180
I said, listen, Eddie, man, why not come round... Why not come round the house next week, man? I'll give you a few grinds.

827
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:45,540
I'll give you a few grinds, Ed. He said, thanks very much, I'll do that.

828
00:35:45,540 --> 00:35:52,840
But we had the blowout on Snapchat and WhatsApp before the day he was meant to come round.

829
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:59,720
I said, look, Ed, fuck off. Fuck off. And leave me alone, man.

830
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,920
Yeah, we're making good time here as we move it off.

831
00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:13,540
Really just beginning to lose the... Eddie Jordan, man.

832
00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:15,640
Fucking Eddie Jordan.

833
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:21,180
Fucking Eddie Jordan, man. That's what he'll do.

834
00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:30,080
It's almost six o'clock. Time to get down to your local Receitas dealer and ask about test driving the new Receitas.

835
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,660
And that's what Eddie does, man.

836
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:36,360
Don't know if any of you've ever had the privilege of meeting Eddie Jordan.

837
00:36:39,140 --> 00:36:43,440
But let's just say this. He's a charismatic kind of guy.

838
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,940
He fucking...

839
00:36:45,940 --> 00:36:48,680
You know, he dominated Formula One for...

840
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,060
I wouldn't say... I wouldn't say dominated, you know.

841
00:36:51,140 --> 00:36:53,240
I said that to him and to his face.

842
00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:55,300
But I was just... I was humoring him.

843
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,600
Like, you know, plumossing him.

844
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:57,940
I said, Eddie...

845
00:36:57,940 --> 00:37:00,940
Do you remember back in the day...

846
00:37:00,940 --> 00:37:03,940
You were running right around the track.

847
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,080
You had Colt Hard.

848
00:37:06,780 --> 00:37:07,740
No, you didn't. You had fucking...

849
00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:10,920
You had Irvine on your books.

850
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,400
Who else did he have in the chat?

851
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:22,900
Who else?

852
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:25,160
Did he have Damon Hill?

853
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,700
The story will continue.

854
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:39,200
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields...

855
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:43,040
There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace...

856
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,840
And setting fire to them.

857
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,880
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

858
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,980
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going...

859
00:37:48,980 --> 00:37:50,840
I do a few rolls on the ground...

860
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,040
And a few reptilious repetitions...

861
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,580
Just to get the blood flowing.

862
00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:57,180
Once those flames are licking high...

863
00:37:57,180 --> 00:37:59,040
It's time to shtick your coal in it.

864
00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:02,780
You can generate extra draftage...

865
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,780
By using your gooch as a waft.

866
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,180
Now all that's left is to sit back...

867
00:38:07,180 --> 00:38:09,180
And warm your sack by the flames.

868
00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:12,340
This message was brought to you...

869
00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:13,640
By Firelighters.

870
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,600
Yeah, I fucking shoe me.

871
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,600
Ralph Schumacher.

872
00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:34,440
The little bambino brother of Michal.

873
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,700
I was like...

874
00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:36,960
Eddie Normie, man.

875
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,540
You had Ralphie Schumacher.

876
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,500
And fucking...

877
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:41,460
Eddie Irv.

878
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,420
The Irvmeister.

879
00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:46,940
You even had Katie Price.

880
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,220
And she was known as Jordan back in the day.

881
00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:52,520
You had them.

882
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:56,700
And you're telling me you don't even know your ABCs, Eddie.

883
00:38:57,220 --> 00:38:58,220
Is that the crack?

884
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,360
Because look, man.

885
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,460
There's going to be a moment in life, man, where you're going to need that.

886
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,120
You know, he partied too hard too.

887
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,840
He was partying with Jordan, with Katie Price.

888
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,360
Look, I know all about it, man.

889
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,080
I was down in the pit stop for Silverstone.

890
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:22,360
93.

891
00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:25,040
Down in the pits for Silverstone.

892
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:25,600
93.

893
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:25,800
93.

894
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,160
I had a bit of a meet and greet with the boys before they hit the track.

895
00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:33,500
I said to...

896
00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:35,500
I said to Eddie Irv.

897
00:39:35,580 --> 00:39:36,660
I said to the Irvmeister.

898
00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:38,440
This is 96, actually.

899
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:39,260
I said to Irvine.

900
00:39:39,380 --> 00:39:40,000
Listen, Irv.

901
00:39:40,660 --> 00:39:45,020
You're going to go out there today and you're going to race the best fucking race you've ever raced ever.

902
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:46,600
All right?

903
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,680
Do you know how I know about that?

904
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,140
Because I have done better than you.

905
00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:56,040
In other realms.

906
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:56,920
Okay?

907
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,540
You might be up there in the fucking racing world.

908
00:40:00,340 --> 00:40:06,120
But I've been a senior sales executive for Mercedes Ireland now for at least fucking seven years.

909
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:12,880
I left a high power trading job as a financial strategist in KPMG.

910
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:17,320
Okay?

911
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,380
Now get out there and fucking race and drive.

912
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,060
Get out there and fucking drive, Ed.

913
00:40:24,860 --> 00:40:26,600
I went over there to shoo me.

914
00:40:27,140 --> 00:40:28,100
I said, look, man.

915
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,480
You're nothing compared to your bro.

916
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,620
You're fucking nothing compared to your bro.

917
00:40:34,620 --> 00:40:39,280
So I just, all I want to see from you is passion.

918
00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:39,640
All right?

919
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,080
And you see that man there?

920
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:42,340
Pointing to Eddie.

921
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,060
I was like, he's better than you.

922
00:40:44,740 --> 00:40:45,820
You got to support him.

923
00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:46,960
Don't overtake.

924
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:47,900
Guard.

925
00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:53,120
Treat him like a little fucking dove in your hand and let him fly at the end.

926
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:54,960
To safety.

927
00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:58,340
And I gave him my business card.

928
00:40:58,340 --> 00:41:01,860
I said, Ralph, pass one on to fucking Michael as well.

929
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:02,220
All right?

930
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:07,080
If he wants to pop in later on for a bit of advice on a new Merc.

931
00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:12,000
You might want something when you're driving around or even a fucking holiday home in Kalini, you know?

932
00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:16,460
Never got back to me.

933
00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:17,940
Never heard from him again.

934
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,780
But, yeah, I mean...

935
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,800
Times change, you know?

936
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:24,860
Times change.

937
00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:24,900
Times change.

938
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:29,740
Look, let's give this another crack at the whip, guys.

939
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,940
Let's give this another crack at the whip.

940
00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:36,580
I'd offer you a bit of schlur, but I raided most of that last night.

941
00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:37,620
Killian, will you?

942
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,460
You can blame me, though.

943
00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:40,240
After the week I've had.

944
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,220
After the fucking week I've had, Killian.

945
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,540
Don't think you could blame me if I didn't offer you the rest of the schlur.

946
00:41:47,620 --> 00:41:48,620
Let's restart that.

947
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:51,520
What a pathetic fucking situation halfway through, man.

948
00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:56,380
It's almost six o'clock.

949
00:41:56,660 --> 00:42:00,660
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving.

950
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:01,680
Benson and Hedges.

951
00:42:02,260 --> 00:42:03,040
Thanks so much.

952
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,180
I actually brokered the deal.

953
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:10,300
I managed to get Benson and Hedges to sponsor Jordan, Team Jordan there.

954
00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:13,400
I was the conduit for that.

955
00:42:14,620 --> 00:42:20,180
There was an after-sesh after the Hockenheim race in 1993.

956
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:22,480
I think it was 1993.

957
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:24,540
We were in Hockenheim.

958
00:42:25,540 --> 00:42:29,720
I was there smoking a 20-pack of H, B&H.

959
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,440
I was like, look, B&H, come here, man.

960
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,140
Grabbed him around the neck.

961
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:36,540
I said, you know this guy here?

962
00:42:36,660 --> 00:42:37,620
Pointing at Eddie Jordan.

963
00:42:37,780 --> 00:42:40,340
Eddie Jordan was sat down on a chaise long.

964
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:42,160
With his dick out.

965
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,860
And the dressing gown open.

966
00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:46,680
Katie Price was going around.

967
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,260
Just fucking serving drinks at that stage.

968
00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:50,260
She was still Jordan.

969
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,500
Like you know she didn't have.

970
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,420
Everything that she has now.

971
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,860
The empire that she's built.

972
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:56,920
And that.

973
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:00,460
I said.

974
00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:02,640
Do you know this guy Eddie Jordan.

975
00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:06,060
He's the next big fucking thing man.

976
00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:07,920
You want.

977
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,000
And he loves your smokes.

978
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,360
He loves your smokes.

979
00:43:13,540 --> 00:43:15,020
And he's got a fucking.

980
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,260
He's got a sponsorship.

981
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,740
Deal to seize.

982
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:19,900
Before the end of the year.

983
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,500
I think you could fucking do business.

984
00:43:22,980 --> 00:43:23,280
Do you know.

985
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,000
I said Ed.

986
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:27,440
Put the dick away man.

987
00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:30,940
Smokey Joe here.

988
00:43:31,580 --> 00:43:32,620
Smokey Joe here.

989
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,080
Is a few wongas of cash.

990
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,100
A few gazonga wads of cash.

991
00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:43,960
He wants to fucking spread them thick.

992
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:44,900
Over the spoiler.

993
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,520
Of your new fucking model.

994
00:43:47,420 --> 00:43:49,060
I'm not talking about the rack.

995
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:51,440
I'm not talking about Katie's rack.

996
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,960
The whole place laughed.

997
00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:55,700
Um.

998
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,280
She looked a little bit uncomfortable.

999
00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:00,060
But I mean.

1000
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,960
That was the time that we were in it.

1001
00:44:03,180 --> 00:44:04,880
You know there was no reprimanding.

1002
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,900
Gonna be taking place there.

1003
00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:08,340
It was a high powered.

1004
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:09,280
Highly charged.

1005
00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:11,220
Room full of machismo.

1006
00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:12,640
And testosterone.

1007
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:15,840
And uh.

1008
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:16,440
Yeah.

1009
00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:18,940
I managed to cut myself.

1010
00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:20,520
A real sweet deal.

1011
00:44:20,580 --> 00:44:22,520
On that fucking Benson and Hedges money.

1012
00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:22,880
You know.

1013
00:44:23,540 --> 00:44:24,860
The Smokey Joe deal.

1014
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:25,180
The smokey Joe deal.

1015
00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:26,560
I had a little clause.

1016
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,340
In the bottom of the contract guys.

1017
00:44:28,340 --> 00:44:29,500
Called the Smokey Joe.

1018
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,280
The Smokey Joe release.

1019
00:44:31,580 --> 00:44:32,580
Which was.

1020
00:44:33,580 --> 00:44:35,960
I get 10% of everything.

1021
00:44:37,420 --> 00:44:38,340
With uh.

1022
00:44:38,420 --> 00:44:40,280
That could rise to about 25%.

1023
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,600
If they win the Formula One World Championship.

1024
00:44:43,340 --> 00:44:44,860
That never happened of course.

1025
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:45,420
But I mean.

1026
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,640
Still a lot of fucking money man.

1027
00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:49,960
Tobacco is the place to be.

1028
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:50,520
If you want to make.

1029
00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:53,020
If you want to make big Wonga money man.

1030
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:58,140
If you want to make big flaming big Gonzaga loads of Wonga cash.

1031
00:44:59,100 --> 00:45:01,800
You want to be getting the Smokey Joe Lula money.

1032
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:01,880
And.

1033
00:45:03,820 --> 00:45:05,360
It's an awful shame now.

1034
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:06,920
They've lost so much money.

1035
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,460
Since they've stopped the branding.

1036
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:08,900
You know.

1037
00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:09,400
Because.

1038
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,320
It's just hard getting children to identify.

1039
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:12,880
With the.

1040
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:13,540
The packaging.

1041
00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:13,960
You know.

1042
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,420
You've seen.

1043
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:18,840
Outliers in the market.

1044
00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:19,680
Such as.

1045
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,600
Amber Leaf.

1046
00:45:21,460 --> 00:45:22,320
Rise up.

1047
00:45:22,460 --> 00:45:23,740
And take the throne.

1048
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:26,480
Of giant stalwarts.

1049
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,000
In the Smokey Joe market.

1050
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,280
Such as Marlboro.

1051
00:45:29,580 --> 00:45:30,120
And fucking.

1052
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:31,880
B&H.

1053
00:45:32,220 --> 00:45:33,140
Buzz and Hornets.

1054
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:37,660
Silk Cut.

1055
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,680
All because.

1056
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,020
You can't put a fucking picture.

1057
00:45:41,020 --> 00:45:41,720
Of your brand.

1058
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:42,420
On the box.

1059
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:42,820
You know.

1060
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:44,260
I know people.

1061
00:45:44,260 --> 00:45:45,660
Who've lost their fucking lives.

1062
00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:46,520
Over that shit.

1063
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:50,120
But yeah.

1064
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:50,420
Anyway.

1065
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:51,680
Getting back to the Eddie Jordan.

1066
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:52,200
Scenario.

1067
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:53,620
I managed to.

1068
00:45:53,940 --> 00:45:54,340
Organize.

1069
00:45:54,340 --> 00:45:55,260
That deal.

1070
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:55,840
It's self.

1071
00:45:55,940 --> 00:45:57,060
Benson and Hedges.

1072
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,120
In bed.

1073
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,400
With Eddie Jordan.

1074
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,160
And I'd say.

1075
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:02,940
He had a buzzing.

1076
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:03,680
Hard on.

1077
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:05,800
After that night.

1078
00:46:05,940 --> 00:46:06,700
After I said.

1079
00:46:06,740 --> 00:46:07,760
These guys had the money.

1080
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:08,060
You know.

1081
00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:13,360
But yeah.

1082
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,420
That's the way it goes.

1083
00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:14,740
In the world.

1084
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:14,980
You know.

1085
00:46:14,980 --> 00:46:15,680
Formula One.

1086
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:16,000
I had.

1087
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,260
I got out of that game.

1088
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:19,000
I just had to get out of there.

1089
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:19,240
Man.

1090
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:20,240
It was suffocating me.

1091
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:20,480
You know.

1092
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,680
There's nothing like taking the Merc out for a spin.

1093
00:46:26,340 --> 00:46:27,580
Around Mondello.

1094
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,960
On a Sunday afternoon.

1095
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,540
Provided Johnny Sexton isn't there with the sniper rifle.

1096
00:46:33,780 --> 00:46:36,300
Taking out my fucking custom made bridge stones.

1097
00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:41,180
All because of some stupid disagreement we had back as teenagers.

1098
00:46:45,820 --> 00:46:46,640
But you know.

1099
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,320
We might be able to put that to rights soon.

1100
00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:53,040
I actually got onto him on Twitter there a few weeks back.

1101
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,120
He still hasn't wrote back.

1102
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:54,420
You know.

1103
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:55,300
Said look.

1104
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:55,780
Look.

1105
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,260
Sex though.

1106
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,000
Why don't we put the fucking hatchet to bed.

1107
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:01,240
Yeah.

1108
00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:02,700
You come.

1109
00:47:04,460 --> 00:47:05,400
I'll pick you up.

1110
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:06,560
Later on.

1111
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:10,620
And we'll head into fucking town.

1112
00:47:10,820 --> 00:47:13,460
Maybe we'll go to Marco Pierre White's Steakhouse.

1113
00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:15,880
Great tasting menu.

1114
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,920
Great tasting menu.

1115
00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:27,460
And yeah.

1116
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,260
I said great tasting menu twice.

1117
00:47:29,260 --> 00:47:30,760
Just to hammer home the point.

1118
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:31,100
You know.

1119
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:36,700
I can only decipher from his lack of response.

1120
00:47:37,940 --> 00:47:40,040
That the man doesn't like steak.

1121
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:44,540
Who's this guy here now?

1122
00:47:44,660 --> 00:47:44,820
Look.

1123
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,340
Fucking driving like he's on the M50.

1124
00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:48,880
See you later man.

1125
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:51,900
Stick that up your arse.

1126
00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:53,080
See you later.

1127
00:47:53,380 --> 00:47:54,620
I'm in the flance garden.

1128
00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:56,040
And you're coming last.

1129
00:47:59,260 --> 00:48:02,920
Gonna move swiftly into this fucking last snakey bed now.

1130
00:48:03,700 --> 00:48:04,680
Liquid smooth.

1131
00:48:06,860 --> 00:48:10,980
And we've got another two cream crackers here.

1132
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:17,240
Jacobs.

1133
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:19,500
Good luck.

1134
00:48:19,780 --> 00:48:20,240
Good night.

1135
00:48:20,340 --> 00:48:20,840
God bless.

1136
00:48:21,020 --> 00:48:21,580
See you later.

1137
00:48:24,340 --> 00:48:25,760
See you later alligator.

1138
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,400
Another Schweinsteiger here.

1139
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,220
As we come into the Flukenplatz.

1140
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:33,780
The carousel.

1141
00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:37,780
It's never seen a waltzer cart like me glide through.

1142
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,660
Up to the last couple of bends now on this.

1143
00:48:42,740 --> 00:48:46,900
This is where Zonad took a fucking donut spin on his stag do.

1144
00:48:48,220 --> 00:48:50,320
We ended up having to get the safety car out.

1145
00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:53,700
And bring him back.

1146
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,720
I drove the fucking Merc back home.

1147
00:48:55,980 --> 00:48:58,540
And this is the long straight we all know and love.

1148
00:48:58,620 --> 00:49:00,240
We can really hit a high speed here.

1149
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:05,140
I got 300 out of this on a higher beast.

1150
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,680
I was driving a higher power beast at the time.

1151
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,660
This is only 284, 285 now.

1152
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,300
I might get 295 before I hit the fucking brake.

1153
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:14,200
292, 293.

1154
00:49:14,780 --> 00:49:15,940
294, 295.

1155
00:49:16,060 --> 00:49:16,760
296.

1156
00:49:17,060 --> 00:49:18,480
297, 298, 299.

1157
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:19,480
300 clicks.

1158
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:22,320
Into the fucking Antonucci bush.

1159
00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:26,220
Slow down again for the Apex legend.

1160
00:49:26,780 --> 00:49:28,000
Into the Honorine.

1161
00:49:28,820 --> 00:49:29,560
Home straight.

1162
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:31,480
Easy.

1163
00:49:31,660 --> 00:49:32,560
1, 2, Uniflu.

1164
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:33,520
Back in again.

1165
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,300
Hopefully we're going to get Sylve on this.

1166
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,680
I'd say we're not Sylve.

1167
00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:38,620
We're still bronze.

1168
00:49:38,740 --> 00:49:42,540
But I mean we might have shaved off a fucking 10 second deficit.

1169
00:49:43,340 --> 00:49:44,860
Off what we made the last time.

1170
00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:44,860
I'm...

1171
00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:55,180
742 guys.

1172
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,360
So what's Alex?

1173
00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:58,380
7 seconds?

1174
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,120
We're 7 seconds.

1175
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:19,840
Let's take a bit of Ivan on and see where we're at.

1176
00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:21,120
See where we're at with him.

1177
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1184
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1188
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1189
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:10,500
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1190
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:13,820
You want to make sure your loved ones are looked after when you're long gone.

1191
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,600
Or if anything untoward was to happen to you.

1192
00:51:18,060 --> 00:51:20,160
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1193
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,860
Because it's a hard world out there.

1194
00:51:25,420 --> 00:51:39,420
Hope you're all doing alright out there guys in the mainframe.

1195
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:40,580
Constant throwing.

1196
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:41,420
How are you buddy?

1197
00:51:41,420 --> 00:51:41,500
How are you buddy?

1198
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,500
Dan Cranda.

1199
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:46,500
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1200
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1201
00:51:53,260 --> 00:51:54,660
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1202
00:51:56,340 --> 00:51:57,440
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1203
00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:58,240
How are you man?

1204
00:51:58,340 --> 00:52:02,300
Finished the last day of your final year exams and projects.

1205
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:03,940
No more education.

1206
00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:06,340
That's great news buddy.

1207
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:11,220
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1208
00:52:12,260 --> 00:52:13,820
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1209
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1244
00:53:59,660 --> 00:54:01,260
It's sad about Nicky Lauda.

1245
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:02,460
Desperately sad.

1246
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:02,720
Yeah.

1247
00:54:02,860 --> 00:54:08,280
At the age of 70, the legendary Formula One driver passing away after what was an incredible life.

1248
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:15,340
I suppose defined by those events at the 1976 German Grand Prix when he crashed his car and it was engulfed in flames.

1249
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,580
And he suffered really severe burns.

1250
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,360
People who are familiar with his appearance might be aware of that.

1251
00:54:21,580 --> 00:54:27,020
And the most remarkable thing of all, came back six weeks later to sit back in a Formula One car and race again.

1252
00:54:27,220 --> 00:54:27,960
Miracle, man.

1253
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:28,780
Just the remarkable comeback of the time.

1254
00:54:28,860 --> 00:54:30,300
Won the Formula One Championship the year after.

1255
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:30,900
Won a third.

1256
00:54:31,340 --> 00:54:33,940
Then in 1984 after a brief hiatus from the sport.

1257
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:38,500
Has been involved pretty much on and off since his retirement as a driver.

1258
00:54:39,140 --> 00:54:42,260
And was pretty much a key component in getting Lewis Hamilton to join Mercedes.

1259
00:54:42,460 --> 00:54:43,640
His impact across the sport.

1260
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,040
I actually got Lewis Hamilton.

1261
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,260
What the fuck is he on about?

1262
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,220
What was he on about?

1263
00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:50,900
What the fuck?

1264
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,500
That was me.

1265
00:54:52,740 --> 00:54:54,580
I brought Hamilton to Mercedes.

1266
00:54:55,100 --> 00:54:55,560
Me.

1267
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:55,960
Me.

1268
00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:09,620
Fucking.

1269
00:55:09,620 --> 00:55:09,660
Fucking.

1270
00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:12,300
Nick of him, man.

1271
00:55:13,820 --> 00:55:14,820
Trying to tell him.

1272
00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:18,000
Trying to tell people that he brought Lewis Hamilton and fucking Mercedes.

1273
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:22,060
Fucking joke.

1274
00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:28,560
So we're, what are we, ten seconds off silver?

1275
00:55:29,220 --> 00:55:30,960
I'm going to give it one more go, guys.

1276
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:31,840
Okay.

1277
00:55:33,180 --> 00:55:36,860
I was actually speaking to Lewis Hamilton last Tuesday.

1278
00:55:38,220 --> 00:55:40,600
He's thinking of going, he's thinking of packing it all in.

1279
00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:42,920
And becoming a paraglider.

1280
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,900
I was like, have you thought this through, Lou?

1281
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,940
Have you thought this through, man?

1282
00:55:48,540 --> 00:55:50,420
Why don't you come over for a fucking weekend?

1283
00:55:50,420 --> 00:55:53,200
I've got an Airbnb.

1284
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,880
It's free next weekend.

1285
00:55:55,100 --> 00:55:57,400
It's your fucking, it's, you've got the run of the place.

1286
00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:00,500
I'll give you the keys to the fucking C-class.

1287
00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:05,440
Or if you want, we can fucking head over to Nürburgring and do a lap.

1288
00:56:06,460 --> 00:56:07,380
What do you want to do?

1289
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,660
He said I'd rather, he doesn't want to drive.

1290
00:56:09,740 --> 00:56:10,880
I'd rather not drive.

1291
00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:12,360
I've been driving all my life.

1292
00:56:13,100 --> 00:56:16,240
One thing I don't want to do when I'm off the track is drive more tracks.

1293
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,640
I was like, yeah, but you haven't driven a track with me.

1294
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,220
You haven't been a passenger in my car.

1295
00:56:22,860 --> 00:56:23,840
And he was like, you're right.

1296
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,600
I was like, you know fucking well I'm right, Lewis.

1297
00:56:28,620 --> 00:56:29,520
The neck of you.

1298
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,760
So he's coming over next week.

1299
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,000
We might live stream it.

1300
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:35,800
We might fucking live stream it.

1301
00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:40,360
The Lulu equation.

1302
00:56:41,820 --> 00:56:43,880
He's lost all passion for it like, you know.

1303
00:56:45,580 --> 00:56:48,060
Just says it doesn't, it doesn't excite him anymore.

1304
00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:52,660
Nicky Lauda, thanks so much.

1305
00:56:56,340 --> 00:56:57,780
He came back from that.

1306
00:56:57,780 --> 00:56:58,420
Nicky Lauda.

1307
00:56:59,060 --> 00:56:59,980
God rest his soul.

1308
00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:06,000
And he's racing six weeks after the priest was giving him his last rites.

1309
00:57:06,580 --> 00:57:08,720
Six weeks later he's back on track.

1310
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,280
Burning the track up.

1311
00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:12,580
Eating the track.

1312
00:57:14,620 --> 00:57:16,800
Patrick, Patrick Letourneau.

1313
00:57:19,180 --> 00:57:20,260
Get a grip.

1314
00:57:22,340 --> 00:57:23,080
You're 38.

1315
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:23,180
You're 38.

1316
00:57:23,180 --> 00:57:23,260
You're 38.

1317
00:57:23,260 --> 00:57:23,260
You're 38.

1318
00:57:23,260 --> 00:57:29,000
How much money do you even have, man, in the credit union?

1319
00:57:30,060 --> 00:57:32,400
You know they'll give you three times what you have there.

1320
00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:37,860
Let's do this.

1321
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:40,040
Let's go for fucking gold.

1322
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,300
Let's be real about this.

1323
00:57:42,380 --> 00:57:43,420
We're gonna go for silver.

1324
00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:44,580
Silver stone.

1325
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,000
Gonna crank up the volume once more.

1326
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:56,080
There we go.

1327
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:58,600
Let's do this.

1328
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:07,660
Feeling really good about this.

1329
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,020
Love the sound of that engine.

1330
00:58:10,180 --> 00:58:11,920
Just purrs like a kitten.

1331
00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:16,400
Like a kitten that's just been fed pure fucking milk.

1332
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,220
Not only from its mother's teeth.

1333
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:27,740
But the owners of that pet have gone out and bought the proper premium whiskers shit.

1334
00:58:29,020 --> 00:58:30,280
Costs a pretty pen.

1335
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,300
But it's worth it in the end.

1336
00:58:32,660 --> 00:58:35,180
If you want a kitten that fucking pumps on a...

1337
00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:37,720
If you want a kitten that's pumping on all cylinders.

1338
00:58:38,420 --> 00:58:43,500
You want to be feeding that kitten the purest fucking milk from whiskers.

1339
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:47,400
I actually did an advert with whiskers a few weeks back.

1340
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,780
They're still pumping out quality cat stuff.

1341
00:58:52,460 --> 00:58:54,980
They're still pumping out quality cat food.

1342
00:58:55,220 --> 00:58:55,960
I'll have you know.

1343
00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:59,660
They got a bit of a scare there when kitty cat hit the market.

1344
00:58:59,660 --> 00:59:03,660
And also you've got these new batch of kids on the scene who are...

1345
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:05,580
You know.

1346
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,960
Angling for the fine.

1347
00:59:09,220 --> 00:59:09,780
Unrefined.

1348
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:12,240
Unprocessed market.

1349
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:12,560
You know.

1350
00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:14,240
The green organic crew.

1351
00:59:15,140 --> 00:59:15,660
The pure in a...

1352
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:17,800
Kind of guys.

1353
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,420
The hills food guys.

1354
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:20,040
You know.

1355
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:21,900
High quality pet food.

1356
00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:23,380
Expensive.

1357
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,880
But it means that your cat won't get diabetes.

1358
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,680
Or your dog won't become diabetic.

1359
00:59:32,140 --> 00:59:33,740
60 euro a bag.

1360
00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:34,800
For a fucking...

1361
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,120
A month long feed of dog food.

1362
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:41,020
Which will prevent your dog from getting fat.

1363
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:41,860
And overweight.

1364
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:43,860
I have a dog myself.

1365
00:59:44,020 --> 00:59:44,580
Muttman.

1366
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:46,980
He's a rescue dog.

1367
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:49,480
He was actually given to me by a friend.

1368
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,140
Who didn't have any time for him anymore.

1369
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,300
And it turns out.

1370
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:56,360
A month later.

1371
00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:57,640
Took him to the vet.

1372
00:59:57,980 --> 00:59:58,940
He's diabetic.

1373
01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:02,000
So now.

1374
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,520
Heavy medical bills.

1375
01:00:03,660 --> 01:00:06,040
Because I don't have the heart to put him down.

1376
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:09,540
Heavy medical bills.

1377
01:00:09,660 --> 01:00:11,960
Because I don't have the heart to put him down.

1378
01:00:12,740 --> 01:00:14,900
And that's the fucking injection in the morning.

1379
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,020
Before his bag of food.

1380
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:21,180
And that's another injection into the back of his neck.

1381
01:00:21,180 --> 01:00:23,500
On a night before his second meal.

1382
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:26,740
When I tell him.

1383
01:00:26,740 --> 01:00:26,760
When I tell him.

1384
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:27,440
Muttman.

1385
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,600
It's time for your injection.

1386
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,620
He goes and hides under the table.

1387
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,700
Doesn't like it under there.

1388
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:37,620
Doesn't want the injection.

1389
01:00:37,620 --> 01:00:38,720
You see who would.

1390
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:41,340
But.

1391
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:43,760
After two years now.

1392
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:48,900
He's actually learned that he does get a treat after the injection.

1393
01:00:51,180 --> 01:00:52,840
And he comes over.

1394
01:00:53,580 --> 01:00:57,560
Still tries to roll around on the floor when you go at him with the need.

1395
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:01,000
But it's not as scared.

1396
01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:02,680
He's not as scared as he used to be.

1397
01:01:06,700 --> 01:01:07,180
Now.

1398
01:01:09,180 --> 01:01:12,360
We're coming up strong on the hard schleifer here.

1399
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,200
And I'm an absolute nur-berg-ring nerd.

1400
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:17,460
I know all these turns.

1401
01:01:17,900 --> 01:01:20,060
I know the deception maneuvers.

1402
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:21,380
The big work.

1403
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:22,280
The berg work.

1404
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,040
Got fucked on the berg work, guys.

1405
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:31,240
Got fucking berged on the fucking gerg work, man.

1406
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:43,460
I'm gonna fucking take this.

1407
01:01:44,140 --> 01:01:45,740
I'm gonna take this again, guys.

1408
01:01:45,820 --> 01:01:47,680
Thanks very much for sticking with me on this.

1409
01:01:47,740 --> 01:01:51,380
We're gonna go for one more pop at the fucking silver trof.

1410
01:01:51,380 --> 01:02:02,860
Right, let's do this.

1411
01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:04,140
Let me just have a quick...

1412
01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:07,100
Let me just check on Yates there for a moment.

1413
01:02:07,340 --> 01:02:27,240
Join us.

1414
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:28,120
Great product.

1415
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:29,260
Great product.

1416
01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:30,140
Great team.

1417
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:35,700
Is Rob Carney moving out?

1418
01:02:35,780 --> 01:02:36,720
Is Rob Carney moving out?

1419
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:37,300
We don't know just yet.

1420
01:02:37,860 --> 01:02:42,600
The signs would appear to suggest that after the World Cup he may be done because there was

1421
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:45,140
a list of 21 players that were issued new contracts.

1422
01:02:45,140 --> 01:02:45,500
What?

1423
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:47,320
Kean Keller is one of those.

1424
01:02:47,420 --> 01:02:47,780
What?

1425
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:51,720
You're fucking joking me.

1426
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:53,620
Is one of those, but Rob Carney is not.

1427
01:02:53,820 --> 01:02:54,220
What?

1428
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:56,880
We know that he was in negotiations about a potential new deal.

1429
01:02:57,660 --> 01:02:59,040
Recently enough, he suggested...

1430
01:02:59,040 --> 01:02:59,880
Where's Carney?

1431
01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:01,380
Growing slowly enough.

1432
01:03:01,620 --> 01:03:04,040
His deal expires after the World Cup.

1433
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:06,280
So if you're to put two and two together...

1434
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:07,420
Oh, fuck off!

1435
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:10,100
...and him possibly leaving after the World Cup, I don't think you'd be far off.

1436
01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,000
Now, I know people can't wait till 7.

1437
01:03:12,140 --> 01:03:14,480
Kevin Kilbane will be on off the ball.

1438
01:03:14,660 --> 01:03:15,520
Kevin Kilbane?

1439
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:16,520
Yeah.

1440
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,400
John Maylor on the cork hurling.

1441
01:03:18,820 --> 01:03:19,680
And John Watson?

1442
01:03:20,060 --> 01:03:21,760
Yeah, John Watson, the former Formula One driver.

1443
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:22,460
Oh, yes, I remember him.

1444
01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:23,880
About Nicky Lauda as well.

1445
01:03:24,020 --> 01:03:28,880
Kev, along with Joe, will be discussing the issues surrounding Manchester City's supposed

1446
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:30,460
malfeasance on the financial front as well.

1447
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:31,580
I'm sure you'll enjoy.

1448
01:03:31,700 --> 01:03:32,600
Richie McCormick.

1449
01:03:32,860 --> 01:03:34,560
Lots to look forward to after 7.

1450
01:03:34,660 --> 01:03:35,100
Thank you.

1451
01:03:36,420 --> 01:03:36,800
Thanks.

1452
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:38,900
The British Labour leader says the party will vote.

1453
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:40,380
Thanks for nothing.

1454
01:03:41,380 --> 01:03:43,700
The Prime Minister has announced her fourth attempt.

1455
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:45,640
Thanks for diddly squat.

1456
01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:47,520
Can't believe that, man.

1457
01:03:47,540 --> 01:03:49,020
It's the worst news of my life.

1458
01:03:50,340 --> 01:03:52,660
Kearney's not going to be in the fucking Leinster squad, man.

1459
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:53,400
What?

1460
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,600
I'm going to have to fucking go down, man.

1461
01:04:00,900 --> 01:04:02,240
I'm going to have to fucking head down.

1462
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:04,620
Sort things out down there.

1463
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:07,840
Last time I went into the Leinster dressing room.

1464
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:10,080
Fucking heads rolled.

1465
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:12,900
Now.

1466
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:16,320
Sexual turn.

1467
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:20,120
Give the apex a little kiss of your tire.

1468
01:04:21,340 --> 01:04:21,660
Okay.

1469
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:25,980
Don't let the apex have anything more than a peck on the cheek.

1470
01:04:26,820 --> 01:04:27,700
No tongues.

1471
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:29,140
No French stuff.

1472
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,640
As we slide into the hats and back.

1473
01:04:37,860 --> 01:04:38,680
And nice.

1474
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:39,760
Nice and easy.

1475
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:40,900
Nice and sleazy.

1476
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:42,860
There we go.

1477
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:44,140
Snaking it round.

1478
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,800
We're going to take over Pearly White here really early this time.

1479
01:04:47,900 --> 01:04:50,600
Before we even get into the fucking main shenanigan frame.

1480
01:04:51,340 --> 01:04:52,120
He can go fuck.

1481
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,340
We're going to go for fucking silver here.

1482
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,480
Already silvered in in the past.

1483
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,420
Just dusting off the cobwebs here.

1484
01:04:58,980 --> 01:05:00,820
The aim of the game here is actually to get gold.

1485
01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:02,960
As we hit into the Quiddalbacker hoe.

1486
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:06,860
This is one hoe you don't want to fuck around with.

1487
01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:08,760
Because the pimp I've got working for me.

1488
01:05:09,380 --> 01:05:10,920
He'll fucking smack you up.

1489
01:05:11,420 --> 01:05:12,960
And leave you high and dry.

1490
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:14,800
His name?

1491
01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:15,800
Zurich.

1492
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:18,660
He doesn't take shit from no man.

1493
01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:22,180
Here we go.

1494
01:05:22,260 --> 01:05:23,280
Into the Sidewinder.

1495
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:24,700
Spook and sleuth.

1496
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,940
Into the Schweidencruz.

1497
01:05:28,980 --> 01:05:30,960
Need to go heavy into the back of this con.

1498
01:05:31,060 --> 01:05:31,440
Oh!

1499
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,140
Playing in the sandcastle like an absolute baby.

1500
01:05:36,140 --> 01:05:36,700
No!

1501
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:41,380
Yokohama tires.

1502
01:05:41,860 --> 01:05:43,400
That's what I want on my car.

1503
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,580
Replace the Indonesian child labor tires that I have.

1504
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,320
I want the ones that were made in Tokyo.

1505
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,000
By the Triads.

1506
01:05:54,860 --> 01:05:59,760
My friend has a golden Tokyo crystal ball mounted on his dashboard.

1507
01:06:01,140 --> 01:06:03,940
It's just a ball of solid gold.

1508
01:06:04,280 --> 01:06:07,020
With a few Japanese letters on it.

1509
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:08,700
spell out his own name.

1510
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:10,040
Zonad.

1511
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,080
In Japanese writing, man.

1512
01:06:13,780 --> 01:06:15,580
It's a real tasteful piece.

1513
01:06:19,820 --> 01:06:20,420
Metzgesfel.

1514
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:23,100
This is one of my favorite bends in the whole track.

1515
01:06:23,460 --> 01:06:24,620
Lovely trees.

1516
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:26,720
At the side of the track there.

1517
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:29,360
Coniferous.

1518
01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:30,880
Not so sure.

1519
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:32,840
Kalinhard.

1520
01:06:35,380 --> 01:06:36,280
Here we go.

1521
01:06:36,340 --> 01:06:38,600
The usual gruesome twosome here.

1522
01:06:40,020 --> 01:06:41,600
Playing footsie with each other.

1523
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,000
As I just fucking go into overdrive.

1524
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:44,580
Look at this.

1525
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,540
Through the middle of the two of the goofs.

1526
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:47,380
Haha.

1527
01:06:47,740 --> 01:06:48,780
Into his arse.

1528
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:49,900
Go on.

1529
01:06:49,980 --> 01:06:50,540
See you later.

1530
01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:53,660
Don't fucking wait up for me, man.

1531
01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:55,300
Because you'll be in bed.

1532
01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:55,300
Because you'll be in bed.

1533
01:06:55,740 --> 01:06:56,640
And I'll be awake.

1534
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:57,580
Early riser.

1535
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:01,060
Because we all know people.

1536
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:07,940
As I said to John last week when he was trying to decide what kitchen to go with.

1537
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:12,040
He'd actually installed a smeg fridge.

1538
01:07:12,420 --> 01:07:13,620
And I was saying, look man.

1539
01:07:13,700 --> 01:07:15,540
You're up your arse here.

1540
01:07:15,540 --> 01:07:18,260
You need to get out of Ikea and fucking hit the road.

1541
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,580
You've been in here two hours, John.

1542
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:23,300
He said, the wife is gonna kill me.

1543
01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:26,600
I said, why did you not leave the aesthetics to her, man?

1544
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:29,060
He said, because I can't trust her.

1545
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:32,560
If I give her the credit card, it'll come back maxed out.

1546
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:35,820
I said, I don't have that problem, John.

1547
01:07:35,860 --> 01:07:36,460
Do you know why?

1548
01:07:36,980 --> 01:07:39,000
Early to bed, early to rise.

1549
01:07:39,260 --> 01:07:40,640
Makes a fucking header.

1550
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,300
Smart and wise.

1551
01:07:43,420 --> 01:07:44,600
And wealthy too.

1552
01:07:45,420 --> 01:07:48,780
If you get down to Zurich, you're in for a big surprise.

1553
01:07:55,980 --> 01:08:00,080
We're going around to his gaff tomorrow night to test out the new smeg fridge.

1554
01:08:01,020 --> 01:08:02,860
I've got a 20-packer.

1555
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:04,580
A San Pell.

1556
01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:07,440
That I got off Wish.com.

1557
01:08:08,020 --> 01:08:11,880
They were selling 20 packs of San Pelley.

1558
01:08:12,660 --> 01:08:14,120
From Wish.com.

1559
01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:16,120
I was like, I'll have some of that.

1560
01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:20,980
So I've got a couple of them sat in the fucking fridge now.

1561
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,020
Couple of 20 packs.

1562
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:25,720
They have the orange shatter flavor.

1563
01:08:26,660 --> 01:08:27,480
So refreshing.

1564
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:32,640
They might actually slip a bit of Grey Goose into one of those bad boys.

1565
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,620
Bit of a tip for you if you're ever on the carousel here.

1566
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:40,940
Slip a San Pelley into your fucking mouth.

1567
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:43,300
Goes a lot, bad boy.

1568
01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:46,000
And by the time you get to the Schluchenplatz.

1569
01:08:46,660 --> 01:08:48,160
You'll be so refreshed.

1570
01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:50,040
Your dick will be hard.

1571
01:08:50,820 --> 01:08:52,540
And you'll be driving lap times.

1572
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:55,060
In and around the Silver Trove level.

1573
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:57,580
If you want gold.

1574
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:01,180
You're going to have to hit a nip of Grey Goose into that bad boy.

1575
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,920
Not that I condone such debaucherous behavior.

1576
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:08,500
God forbid you'd have a nasty crash.

1577
01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:09,940
But look.

1578
01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:10,860
You know the Germans.

1579
01:09:11,220 --> 01:09:13,260
Once you're out in the fucking Fluchenplatz.

1580
01:09:14,260 --> 01:09:15,740
Every man for himself.

1581
01:09:15,940 --> 01:09:16,500
As I said.

1582
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,940
As I said to Zonad before he.

1583
01:09:19,660 --> 01:09:22,260
Before he hit the fucking side apex.

1584
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:23,600
And had to go to the hosp.

1585
01:09:25,660 --> 01:09:27,500
Every man for himself.

1586
01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:27,660
Every man for himself.

1587
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:31,520
Sponsored.

1588
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:33,860
By San Pellegrino.

1589
01:09:35,340 --> 01:09:37,700
A real sweet piece of work.

1590
01:09:39,700 --> 01:09:43,020
Look at this red fucking beautiful color man.

1591
01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:46,380
Pity the dickhead driving it is fucking behind the wheel.

1592
01:09:47,620 --> 01:09:50,000
You should have been excised from humanity.

1593
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:52,060
I wouldn't be a right.

1594
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:52,440
I'm not.

1595
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:54,460
Not to get all right wing about it like.

1596
01:09:54,820 --> 01:09:56,080
Not to get all fucking.

1597
01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:58,120
Eugenicized about it.

1598
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:02,760
Maybe that guy driving that last red fucking.

1599
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:04,480
SLK.

1600
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:05,660
Or whatever the fuck it was.

1601
01:10:06,540 --> 01:10:07,920
Would be better off.

1602
01:10:08,980 --> 01:10:10,360
On another planet.

1603
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,820
The colonization of Mars guys.

1604
01:10:15,740 --> 01:10:17,400
Gonna bring up a lot of new.

1605
01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:19,580
Questions and answers.

1606
01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:21,000
About what we do.

1607
01:10:21,340 --> 01:10:21,600
With.

1608
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:23,040
Society.

1609
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:23,440
You know.

1610
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:24,080
The prisons.

1611
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:25,600
Overflowing as they are.

1612
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,000
Will we be better off.

1613
01:10:28,220 --> 01:10:29,900
Sending them all out to.

1614
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:31,020
Mars.

1615
01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:33,900
As part of Elon Musk's.

1616
01:10:34,260 --> 01:10:35,460
Latest new venture.

1617
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:37,860
Space prison.

1618
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:40,500
Space excels.

1619
01:10:41,380 --> 01:10:43,040
Where you will excel.

1620
01:10:43,420 --> 01:10:44,160
In incarceration.

1621
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:46,520
In the mainframe galaxy.

1622
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:48,680
As I hit the glagenkopf.

1623
01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:50,460
At an alarming speed.

1624
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:53,460
Fucking up both sides of the fucking wings.

1625
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:55,460
The car is a rental.

1626
01:10:55,740 --> 01:10:56,440
I don't care.

1627
01:10:56,700 --> 01:10:57,960
I'm fully insured.

1628
01:10:57,960 --> 01:10:59,600
Zurich have me covered.

1629
01:10:59,940 --> 01:11:00,980
360 degrees.

1630
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:02,420
I said.

1631
01:11:02,740 --> 01:11:03,140
Darren.

1632
01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:04,240
Up in Docky.

1633
01:11:04,340 --> 01:11:04,500
In the.

1634
01:11:04,580 --> 01:11:05,300
In the broker.

1635
01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:06,720
He's a broker up in Docky.

1636
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:07,460
He said to me.

1637
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:07,800
Look.

1638
01:11:08,740 --> 01:11:09,180
Connor.

1639
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:11,800
You've got 360 coverage.

1640
01:11:12,340 --> 01:11:13,720
They cannot fuck you.

1641
01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:16,020
They can only be fucked.

1642
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:17,140
I said.

1643
01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:17,160
I said.

1644
01:11:17,220 --> 01:11:17,520
Dar.

1645
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:18,800
Put it there man.

1646
01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:20,880
Slipped him a Sam Pelly.

1647
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:22,220
And a fucking.

1648
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:25,200
Velvet clad bottle of Grey Goose.

1649
01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:25,980
The Gooser.

1650
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:26,780
Ha ha.

1651
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:28,020
I said.

1652
01:11:28,100 --> 01:11:28,680
Look Dar.

1653
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:30,780
See you later.

1654
01:11:33,580 --> 01:11:34,700
And that was that.

1655
01:11:34,700 --> 01:11:39,580
Looking forward to the next Tet Tet I have with him.

1656
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:41,640
When I get back.

1657
01:11:42,100 --> 01:11:43,460
From Germania.

1658
01:11:44,140 --> 01:11:44,860
The weekend.

1659
01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:48,160
Look at this.

1660
01:11:48,420 --> 01:11:49,500
Coochie Coo.

1661
01:11:51,300 --> 01:11:52,160
Bye bye.

1662
01:12:05,420 --> 01:12:06,700
What's that 740?

1663
01:12:07,100 --> 01:12:09,160
Five seconds off the pace guys.

1664
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:11,320
I think I'm going to see.

1665
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:13,200
I'm thinking I'm going to have another go John.

1666
01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:15,180
I think I might have another boost at this.

1667
01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:16,400
We might.

1668
01:12:16,460 --> 01:12:17,160
We might get there.

1669
01:12:20,740 --> 01:12:22,500
I've just spoke to your wife.

1670
01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:26,420
You've been the victim of bank fraud.

1671
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:30,400
Thanks very much Killian Willian.

1672
01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:36,660
Cannot believe that guy's five seconds off the fucking silver trophy only.

1673
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:42,180
Milos Karen.

1674
01:12:42,300 --> 01:12:43,020
How are you buddy?

1675
01:12:43,540 --> 01:12:44,580
Great to see you man.

1676
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:46,540
Even though I can't see you.

1677
01:12:46,980 --> 01:12:49,060
I feel like I can see you there in the chat.

1678
01:12:50,180 --> 01:12:52,420
Steve Jennings.

1679
01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:54,160
Your username in the game is wrong.

1680
01:12:54,300 --> 01:12:54,780
I know.

1681
01:12:55,020 --> 01:12:57,740
I got the PlayStation off some guy called Chris.

1682
01:12:58,360 --> 01:12:59,980
Got it on Adverse.ie.

1683
01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:02,720
Some guy called Chris.

1684
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:04,640
Had to drive out of him.

1685
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:05,920
Guy had his it.

1686
01:13:06,260 --> 01:13:07,040
Put it this way.

1687
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:08,900
Guy gave me the PS3.

1688
01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:11,520
About fucking 30 games.

1689
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:14,160
For 45 euro.

1690
01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:16,340
I didn't tell him at the time.

1691
01:13:16,340 --> 01:13:16,360
I didn't tell him at the time.

1692
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,940
But that's a dickhead of a deal.

1693
01:13:21,380 --> 01:13:22,580
Didn't want to insult him.

1694
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:23,180
But he lost.

1695
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:24,180
He got that wrong.

1696
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:25,840
Chris got that wrong.

1697
01:13:25,980 --> 01:13:26,180
You know.

1698
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:29,780
He also forgot to wipe the hard drive.

1699
01:13:32,420 --> 01:13:33,580
And let's just say.

1700
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:36,000
He left a lot of photographs on there.

1701
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:38,880
A lot of photographs.

1702
01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,000
So I'm going to keep them.

1703
01:13:41,420 --> 01:13:42,900
On a little sub folder.

1704
01:13:43,300 --> 01:13:44,900
On an encrypted USB.

1705
01:13:46,180 --> 01:13:47,660
If I ever need to use them.

1706
01:13:48,660 --> 01:13:49,540
Against them.

1707
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:51,160
I will.

1708
01:13:52,540 --> 01:13:53,280
I will.

1709
01:13:56,340 --> 01:13:57,640
Put them on a mouse pad.

1710
01:13:57,720 --> 01:13:59,160
I'm thinking of putting them on a cup.

1711
01:13:59,260 --> 01:14:00,960
And sending them to him at Christmas.

1712
01:14:01,860 --> 01:14:03,260
With a little note attached.

1713
01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:04,100
Saying Chris.

1714
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:05,420
There's plenty more.

1715
01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:06,420
Where did this come from?

1716
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:08,380
Have a little tipple on me.

1717
01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:11,340
And have a cup of tea on me man.

1718
01:14:13,180 --> 01:14:14,200
Dot dot dot.

1719
01:14:14,300 --> 01:14:15,740
I'm watching you.

1720
01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:18,700
You're sincerely.

1721
01:14:20,220 --> 01:14:20,660
Zurich.

1722
01:14:20,660 --> 01:14:23,720
Zurich.

1723
01:14:24,660 --> 01:14:25,860
Zurichblackmail.ie.

1724
01:14:27,300 --> 01:14:28,420
Zurichblackmail.ie.

1725
01:14:30,100 --> 01:14:32,080
Any Eddie Jordan picks.

1726
01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:33,000
Martin C.

1727
01:14:33,700 --> 01:14:36,540
No picks of the Jordanian meister.

1728
01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:39,020
Eddie Normie as I call him.

1729
01:14:39,140 --> 01:14:41,500
After his fucking shitty memes debacle.

1730
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:42,980
Don't know if you've.

1731
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:46,220
If you were hearing me earlier on.

1732
01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:47,420
On the stream guys.

1733
01:14:47,940 --> 01:14:49,460
I was relaying a few tales.

1734
01:14:49,580 --> 01:14:50,280
About the time.

1735
01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:51,420
Me and Eddie Jordan.

1736
01:14:51,420 --> 01:14:53,280
The Jordanian dreamer.

1737
01:14:54,420 --> 01:14:55,580
We're on the sesh.

1738
01:14:55,860 --> 01:14:56,300
Mondello.

1739
01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:58,180
I used to work with Jordan.

1740
01:14:58,340 --> 01:14:59,840
Team Jordan back in the day man.

1741
01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:01,440
Back when it was Eddie Irvine.

1742
01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:02,660
Fucking Ralphie Shumi.

1743
01:15:03,540 --> 01:15:04,980
The brother of Michael.

1744
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:07,020
Sadly at the moment.

1745
01:15:07,180 --> 01:15:08,380
In fucking flux.

1746
01:15:09,860 --> 01:15:10,160
And.

1747
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:11,260
Ralph.

1748
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:12,020
I said to Ralph.

1749
01:15:12,020 --> 01:15:12,020
I said to Ralph.

1750
01:15:12,020 --> 01:15:12,020
I said to Ralph.

1751
01:15:12,020 --> 01:15:12,020
I said to Ralph.

1752
01:15:12,020 --> 01:15:12,560
At the time.

1753
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:13,160
Look man.

1754
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:14,280
You're not your brother.

1755
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:15,620
But just go out.

1756
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:16,480
And do the best you can.

1757
01:15:16,620 --> 01:15:18,220
This is a Silverstone.

1758
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:19,600
95.

1759
01:15:20,020 --> 01:15:20,560
I think it was.

1760
01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:23,680
Eddie Jordan said.

1761
01:15:23,740 --> 01:15:24,220
Look Connor.

1762
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:24,940
Can you come down.

1763
01:15:25,020 --> 01:15:26,360
And give a few fucking pep talks.

1764
01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:26,900
In the pit.

1765
01:15:27,900 --> 01:15:29,020
So I was there.

1766
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:31,800
Every time the cars come in for their pit stop.

1767
01:15:32,340 --> 01:15:33,260
I would just.

1768
01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:35,540
I would lean into the car.

1769
01:15:36,740 --> 01:15:37,640
Basically you're.

1770
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:38,440
You're watching.

1771
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,020
What you're seeing now.

1772
01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,880
Is what Ralphie Shumi would see.

1773
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:42,880
When he was in the pit.

1774
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:44,900
It's fucking chaos.

1775
01:15:45,620 --> 01:15:47,160
15 seconds of pure.

1776
01:15:47,540 --> 01:15:48,580
Undiluted chaos.

1777
01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:50,580
And you have the guys.

1778
01:15:50,660 --> 01:15:51,380
Fixing tires.

1779
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:52,340
Fucking doing this.

1780
01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:52,840
That and the other.

1781
01:15:53,260 --> 01:15:54,420
And then my face.

1782
01:15:54,540 --> 01:15:55,900
Just pop in like this.

1783
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:09,800
Fuck.

1784
01:16:11,020 --> 01:16:12,220
One second guys.

1785
01:16:12,220 --> 01:16:16,680
Yeah Shumi.

1786
01:16:17,340 --> 01:16:19,620
You've got another 25 laps on.

1787
01:16:26,260 --> 01:16:27,460
Yeah Shumster.

1788
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,700
You'd want to fucking pick up the bass honey.

1789
01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:34,160
I don't care if that's a fucking effeminate term.

1790
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:36,260
The way you're driving out there.

1791
01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:37,860
Never seen a man do that.

1792
01:16:39,060 --> 01:16:41,160
Never seen a man do that Shumas.

1793
01:16:41,740 --> 01:16:43,180
Now fucking drive.

1794
01:16:43,460 --> 01:16:43,700
Yeah.

1795
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:45,080
Eddie Irvine's.

1796
01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:48,700
Irvine's out there fucking busting his bollocks Shum.

1797
01:16:49,220 --> 01:16:50,220
What are you doing?

1798
01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:52,780
You're a fucking disgrace man.

1799
01:16:53,780 --> 01:16:54,660
And then.

1800
01:16:57,060 --> 01:16:58,460
They just drive off.

1801
01:16:58,560 --> 01:16:59,380
He'd drive off.

1802
01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:00,840
And he'd be rattled.

1803
01:17:00,980 --> 01:17:03,800
His cage would be fucking rattled man.

1804
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:05,460
And I'd be like yeah.

1805
01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:06,440
He's.

1806
01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:07,240
Eddie.

1807
01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:08,840
Don't worry about him Ed.

1808
01:17:09,620 --> 01:17:11,500
Don't worry about Ralph Ed.

1809
01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:14,740
I fucking had words with him.

1810
01:17:16,140 --> 01:17:19,980
He ended up fucking finishing three places above what he was meant to.

1811
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:20,200
You know.

1812
01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:20,480
He was.

1813
01:17:20,940 --> 01:17:22,120
He overtook.

1814
01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:23,160
And he fucking guarded.

1815
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:24,840
He shielded Irvine.

1816
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:26,340
And then they get.

1817
01:17:26,340 --> 01:17:30,300
They got back to the fucking press enclosure after the race.

1818
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:31,760
And I was just sat in the pit.

1819
01:17:32,380 --> 01:17:32,860
Myself.

1820
01:17:33,260 --> 01:17:34,240
Katie Price.

1821
01:17:34,940 --> 01:17:36,800
She was known as Jordan at the time.

1822
01:17:37,460 --> 01:17:39,240
She was just like feeding me olives.

1823
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:42,800
And I had a bottle of Grey Goose.

1824
01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:43,740
In 95.

1825
01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:45,860
Don't think that it had even been invented then.

1826
01:17:46,580 --> 01:17:48,240
I was just drinking Grey Goose.

1827
01:17:52,260 --> 01:17:54,420
Like the cat that got the cream.

1828
01:17:57,620 --> 01:17:58,180
Yeah.

1829
01:17:58,320 --> 01:17:58,920
Ralph.

1830
01:18:01,220 --> 01:18:03,560
You shit your pants out there buddy.

1831
01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:07,980
You better watch your set man.

1832
01:18:08,900 --> 01:18:10,660
Because I've got fucking eyes on you.

1833
01:18:18,340 --> 01:18:19,420
That's how it went.

1834
01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:21,960
Right.

1835
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:23,900
Let's try and go for silver guys.

1836
01:18:24,260 --> 01:18:25,100
Silver stone.

1837
01:18:25,980 --> 01:18:26,900
Silver trove.

1838
01:18:27,340 --> 01:18:28,180
Silver stone.

1839
01:18:28,180 --> 01:18:30,560
I just loved your wife.

1840
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:34,500
You've been the victim of bank fraud.

1841
01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:42,260
Let's go.

1842
01:18:47,620 --> 01:18:49,120
Let's do this guys.

1843
01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:58,480
Yeah.

1844
01:18:58,640 --> 01:18:59,140
Shoo me.

1845
01:18:59,520 --> 01:18:59,940
You really.

1846
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:01,520
His cage was rattled after that.

1847
01:19:01,620 --> 01:19:01,840
You know.

1848
01:19:02,060 --> 01:19:03,460
I was actually instrumental in.

1849
01:19:03,860 --> 01:19:06,820
Really revitalizing the Eddie Jordan brand.

1850
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:09,020
Eddie Jordan of course.

1851
01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:12,040
He's going to be coming around to mine for grinds next Tuesday.

1852
01:19:12,440 --> 01:19:14,280
He's resitting the junior cert soon enough.

1853
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:17,600
Sad enough he doesn't know his ABCs.

1854
01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:18,100
Like you know.

1855
01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:21,260
Ran a fucking Formula One empire.

1856
01:19:22,220 --> 01:19:23,840
But he couldn't even do the fucking.

1857
01:19:24,580 --> 01:19:26,200
Children's crossword in the times.

1858
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:28,600
So.

1859
01:19:29,340 --> 01:19:29,720
We're.

1860
01:19:31,860 --> 01:19:32,940
Going to straight out.

1861
01:19:33,020 --> 01:19:34,800
Iron out a few kinks in that department.

1862
01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:36,840
And maybe we actually might get him back on the horse.

1863
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:37,140
You know.

1864
01:19:37,460 --> 01:19:38,540
Not the heroin like.

1865
01:19:38,620 --> 01:19:38,800
You know.

1866
01:19:38,900 --> 01:19:39,460
But just the.

1867
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:40,840
The motorsport.

1868
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:42,840
See this car.

1869
01:19:44,220 --> 01:19:44,620
Useless.

1870
01:19:45,420 --> 01:19:45,880
Good luck.

1871
01:19:45,980 --> 01:19:46,820
Do you know who I am?

1872
01:19:47,820 --> 01:19:48,980
Do you know who I am?

1873
01:19:48,980 --> 01:19:49,780
And what I do.

1874
01:19:49,780 --> 01:19:50,720
For a living.

1875
01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:56,360
Connor Williams.

1876
01:19:56,860 --> 01:20:02,620
Former senior sales executive with Mercedes Ireland for 15 years.

1877
01:20:02,980 --> 01:20:04,800
King of the sales team.

1878
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:07,600
I won awards for that shit.

1879
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:13,640
Partner at KPMG by the age of 23.5.

1880
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,280
Some say it was because of my dad.

1881
01:20:16,940 --> 01:20:19,000
Others say it wasn't because of my dad.

1882
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:20,840
And I can get you their numbers.

1883
01:20:21,100 --> 01:20:22,640
If you want to chat with them on the phone.

1884
01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:25,220
Or you can be added to a WhatsApp group.

1885
01:20:25,300 --> 01:20:28,480
In which they will proceed to tell you how right I am.

1886
01:20:32,580 --> 01:20:35,360
Straight into fucking KPMG after school.

1887
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:36,140
Tell a lie.

1888
01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:38,280
I actually did a gap year out in Guizango.

1889
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:40,300
Helping the poor people.

1890
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:42,820
Teaching them how to fucking cook rice.

1891
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:44,260
And me.

1892
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:49,260
And actually just teaching them how to be a absolute fucking beast in life.

1893
01:20:49,420 --> 01:20:49,580
You know.

1894
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:51,560
Not that it did any use at all.

1895
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:53,040
They really didn't.

1896
01:20:53,260 --> 01:20:54,700
They were pretty nonplussed.

1897
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:56,780
With much of my power points.

1898
01:20:57,560 --> 01:21:00,320
And many of the points I were making about life in general.

1899
01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:03,220
Didn't seem to take any of it on board guys.

1900
01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:06,540
They didn't seem to take any of my advice on board.

1901
01:21:07,140 --> 01:21:12,000
And now they're still living subsistence lifestyles out in the fucking plains.

1902
01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:14,160
The arid steppe.

1903
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:16,280
Of Guizango.

1904
01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:16,660
Gulang.

1905
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:19,520
Fucking mid-Asia.

1906
01:21:20,580 --> 01:21:23,020
One place I don't really like to visit.

1907
01:21:23,220 --> 01:21:24,860
But if I have to for a business meeting.

1908
01:21:24,980 --> 01:21:25,580
Power deal.

1909
01:21:26,180 --> 01:21:27,840
A powwow with the boys.

1910
01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:30,320
Had to have.

1911
01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:33,180
We went for a bit of a powwow with the Taliban there.

1912
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:34,240
A few years back.

1913
01:21:34,340 --> 01:21:37,100
Back when Bin Laden was.

1914
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:39,520
Under house arrest.

1915
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:41,200
For that fucking building thing he did.

1916
01:21:45,140 --> 01:21:46,420
Fucked it up again man.

1917
01:21:47,860 --> 01:21:48,860
Fucked it up again.

1918
01:21:49,020 --> 01:21:49,900
Sorry guys.

1919
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:51,880
I just loved your wife.

1920
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:53,920
Max Darwin.

1921
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:54,780
How are you buddy?

1922
01:21:54,780 --> 01:21:55,500
Bank fraud.

1923
01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:57,080
I'm sorry to tell you Max.

1924
01:21:57,200 --> 01:21:59,400
You've been the victim of bank fraud.

1925
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:02,560
You have no money left in your account.

1926
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:06,660
I hope you're alright.

1927
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:08,300
You'd want to get a grip.

1928
01:22:09,380 --> 01:22:11,300
You're not relying on the state pension are you?

1929
01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:16,140
Fool's game Max.

1930
01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:18,560
Fool's game buddy.

1931
01:22:18,660 --> 01:22:19,380
I have contacts.

1932
01:22:19,380 --> 01:22:20,840
I can hook you up with something.

1933
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:22,920
I can hook you up with something.

1934
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:27,660
Have a look in the diary.

1935
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:29,120
Get back to me.

1936
01:22:30,260 --> 01:22:32,680
We'll fucking have a little powwow together.

1937
01:22:34,180 --> 01:22:35,220
Self and yourself.

1938
01:22:36,780 --> 01:22:40,820
I think Lewis Hamilton is going to fucking take me up on the B&B at the weekend.

1939
01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:44,640
I sent a text out to Ralph Schumacher.

1940
01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:49,320
I got the scene, but no reply.

1941
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:54,440
To be honest, I think he's afraid of me, John.

1942
01:22:54,440 --> 01:22:56,660
I think he's afraid.

1943
01:22:59,140 --> 01:22:59,620
100...

1944
01:22:59,620 --> 01:23:02,020
Dieter.

1945
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:03,220
I did most of that last night.

1946
01:23:03,900 --> 01:23:05,120
You don't even blame me, though.

1947
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:06,900
After the week, I bad.

1948
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:09,440
Dieter, thanks so much, baby.

1949
01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:10,940
Dieter Zetsch.

1950
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:14,860
Your advertisement disguised as a fever dream is great marketing.

1951
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:20,240
Please contact Angela Merkel at Mercedes.com for more job ops.

1952
01:23:20,780 --> 01:23:21,540
I will do.

1953
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:22,300
Thanks, Dieter.

1954
01:23:22,980 --> 01:23:26,080
And Max Darwin dedicates his last dono.

1955
01:23:26,620 --> 01:23:29,440
100 big cents dedicated to Sarah Schneek.

1956
01:23:30,140 --> 01:23:32,160
Gotta say, Sarah, you have a lot of fans.

1957
01:23:32,380 --> 01:23:35,580
Not just from this side of the screen, but from beyond, too.

1958
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:40,300
So thanks very much for that, everyone.

1959
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:43,620
Everyone watching and supporting as well, you know.

1960
01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:50,140
Look, didn't have time to look at some of the messages that were coming in thick and fast then.

1961
01:23:50,140 --> 01:23:51,920
Just having a quick look now.

1962
01:23:52,820 --> 01:23:56,760
Benson and Hedge banging apartment just came on the market in Donnybrook.

1963
01:23:57,680 --> 01:24:00,780
Hardwood, oak floors, the whole lot.

1964
01:24:01,580 --> 01:24:03,680
Ryan Turbordy's ex lives next door.

1965
01:24:04,500 --> 01:24:06,320
Great optics on the area.

1966
01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:13,660
Financing available right up your alley.

1967
01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:16,640
And that's from Benson and Hedge with the two euro.

1968
01:24:19,700 --> 01:24:24,340
Killian William says his mate from Gonzaga says he took a lot of Bronson with the Yates.

1969
01:24:26,340 --> 01:24:29,800
And was at a wedding down in Tinacooley Lodge.

1970
01:24:30,660 --> 01:24:31,180
Gosp.

1971
01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:33,900
And I think he means gospel.

1972
01:24:37,900 --> 01:24:41,120
Phil Mitchell says shout out to Miles the fucking Schlag.

1973
01:24:41,700 --> 01:24:43,260
Watch your language, Phil.

1974
01:24:43,860 --> 01:24:44,840
Watch your lang.

1975
01:24:46,460 --> 01:24:48,140
Watch your fucking lang, man.

1976
01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:52,240
It's a lovely day outside.

1977
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:57,380
But I'm afraid I need to silver trof this bad boy.

1978
01:24:58,420 --> 01:25:01,920
I can't go outside and hold my head in high regard.

1979
01:25:02,340 --> 01:25:04,260
I can hold it high in shame, man.

1980
01:25:04,300 --> 01:25:06,400
With a bronze fucking shame around my neck.

1981
01:25:07,620 --> 01:25:11,480
Bronze trophy hanging from the fucking neck like a fucking trophy of shame.

1982
01:25:13,620 --> 01:25:15,340
But it's the silver I'm chasing.

1983
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:17,080
Fucking Alicia Silverstone.

1984
01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:21,520
I just spoke to your wife.

1985
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:25,640
You've been the victim of bank fraud.

1986
01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:27,180
Tracker mortgage.

1987
01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:28,220
Thanks so much.

1988
01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:33,060
Means a lot to have people out there just fucking throwing in the old donos.

1989
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:37,380
A few fucking Krispy Kreme donos coming my way.

1990
01:25:37,620 --> 01:25:39,600
A few Krispy Kremes after that.

1991
01:25:39,660 --> 01:25:40,740
After this sesh.

1992
01:25:41,980 --> 01:25:43,920
Probably have to head out to Blanche, though.

1993
01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:45,620
Bit of a trick.

1994
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:46,620
Bit of a schlep.

1995
01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:48,820
Fuck it.

1996
01:25:48,820 --> 01:25:50,320
I might just go for a cronut.

1997
01:25:50,980 --> 01:25:52,460
Out in fucking Seapoint.

1998
01:25:57,060 --> 01:25:57,480
John.

1999
01:25:58,760 --> 01:25:59,660
Get a grip.

2000
01:26:00,380 --> 01:26:01,400
You're 38.

2001
01:26:02,700 --> 01:26:03,500
Mama duck.

2002
01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:05,300
Get a grip.

2003
01:26:06,260 --> 01:26:08,140
Have you spoke to Zurich yet?

2004
01:26:09,140 --> 01:26:10,140
Thanks so much.

2005
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:16,500
I'm a fucking sucker for a decent cronut.

2006
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:17,420
You know that, John?

2007
01:26:18,620 --> 01:26:19,820
Cause celebrer.

2008
01:26:19,820 --> 01:26:21,640
Head down to your local cronut.

2009
01:26:23,260 --> 01:26:24,300
Total wolf.

2010
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:27,040
Head down to your local cronut broker.

2011
01:26:28,540 --> 01:26:30,320
And see what you can do for yourself.

2012
01:26:31,140 --> 01:26:33,840
Why not head down to your local donut broker?

2013
01:26:34,620 --> 01:26:35,700
A Krispy Kreme.

2014
01:26:36,540 --> 01:26:41,160
We provide you and your family with the most fattening shite imaginable.

2015
01:26:41,160 --> 01:26:42,140
Just smoke you.

2016
01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:43,020
I'm a fan.

2017
01:26:45,240 --> 01:26:46,600
A bank fraud.

2018
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:47,580
Wee Joe.

2019
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:48,640
Thanks very much.

2020
01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:51,320
Zurichcronath.ie.

2021
01:26:53,160 --> 01:26:54,560
Wee Joe.ie.

2022
01:26:54,820 --> 01:26:58,880
Tell Francis to play Gaelic games for PS2 and win the All-Ireland with Mayo.

2023
01:26:59,740 --> 01:27:05,500
Francis has asked me to relay the message to you guys that he needs to buy a Gamecatcher HD.

2024
01:27:05,900 --> 01:27:10,480
The Gamecatcher that he has at the moment doesn't facilitate the fucking PS2.

2025
01:27:11,640 --> 01:27:15,180
However, maybe I could get the ISO file.

2026
01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:27,380
If anybody out there has Gaelic games on a disc and would like me to play it, I can get that ISO, rip the fucking thing, and just play it and get Francis to play it.

2027
01:27:27,380 --> 01:27:27,700
Okay?

2028
01:27:28,580 --> 01:27:30,500
If you have that, please.

2029
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:35,080
If you have a high-speed internet connection, you could WeTransfer it to me.

2030
01:27:36,420 --> 01:27:37,940
You could just...

2031
01:27:37,940 --> 01:27:40,480
Just set up an FTP client.

2032
01:27:40,620 --> 01:27:43,940
If that's too technically demanding, I suggest you just fucking...

2033
01:27:43,940 --> 01:27:46,380
Lash it into Dropbox.

2034
01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:48,120
I'll download it later on.

2035
01:27:48,620 --> 01:27:49,940
Give Franny the...

2036
01:27:49,940 --> 01:27:51,220
I'll give Franny the ISO.

2037
01:27:51,220 --> 01:27:53,940
Although he probably won't know what to do with it.

2038
01:27:53,940 --> 01:28:04,520
I've got a fucking DVD burner from 2005 here.

2039
01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:06,440
Got it out the attic.

2040
01:28:07,260 --> 01:28:09,080
Had to get it out the attic as Finch.

2041
01:28:09,440 --> 01:28:13,860
The last day when I was helping clear out some of the old produce, you know?

2042
01:28:15,860 --> 01:28:17,880
I mean, I'll show you what I've got here.

2043
01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:30,480
I've seen one of these little babies in fucking CEX.

2044
01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:32,340
They were selling it for 60 quid.

2045
01:28:32,660 --> 01:28:33,880
Still holds its vial.

2046
01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:35,420
Do you know why?

2047
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:40,400
Because all the PCs they sell you these days are fucking useless.

2048
01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:44,100
In the sense that you can't do anything with old digital media.

2049
01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:47,660
They just want to phase those CDs right out of biz.

2050
01:28:48,420 --> 01:28:53,900
They'd rather you and I were sucking on their digital tits up there in the fucking iCloud.

2051
01:28:54,020 --> 01:28:55,640
Or the iChain, as I call it.

2052
01:28:55,700 --> 01:28:56,640
Chain around the neck.

2053
01:28:58,960 --> 01:29:04,020
They want you to sign up and then they want to fucking bum you with the fucking add-ons and the up-sales.

2054
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:05,280
Uh-uh.

2055
01:29:05,620 --> 01:29:06,540
Don't think so.

2056
01:29:06,860 --> 01:29:08,980
I'm going to digitize everything in my back cat.

2057
01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:12,220
320 kilobytes per second.

2058
01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:14,260
Great fucking bandwidth.

2059
01:29:15,520 --> 01:29:19,280
44.4 kilohertz mega wave.

2060
01:29:19,780 --> 01:29:23,480
And great fucking sound quality off those CDs.

2061
01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:24,780
High flack.

2062
01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:27,000
Did you ever rip...

2063
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,420
Did you ever rip to flack?

2064
01:29:31,260 --> 01:29:32,840
I doubt you did, John.

2065
01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:34,380
I doubt you...

2066
01:29:34,380 --> 01:29:37,420
I doubt you even have to fucking know how.

2067
01:29:39,020 --> 01:29:43,800
I should be putting this stuff up on a spreadsheet for you because you don't even know what I'm talking about.

2068
01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:44,680
But I've seen this.

2069
01:29:45,820 --> 01:29:46,660
Seen that, man.

2070
01:29:47,060 --> 01:29:47,540
LG.

2071
01:29:48,340 --> 01:29:49,560
Fucking life's good.

2072
01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:51,580
Super multi.

2073
01:29:52,860 --> 01:29:53,640
Rewritable.

2074
01:29:53,780 --> 01:29:57,680
DVD plus and minus rewritable.

2075
01:29:59,120 --> 01:29:59,560
And...

2076
01:30:01,220 --> 01:30:02,920
Another thing I noticed there.

2077
01:30:02,980 --> 01:30:03,400
LG.

2078
01:30:04,100 --> 01:30:05,040
Liam Gallagher.

2079
01:30:06,660 --> 01:30:07,500
Rewritable.

2080
01:30:08,100 --> 01:30:09,560
Robbie fucking Williams.

2081
01:30:10,360 --> 01:30:14,920
Two of the 90s most fucking successful pop icons.

2082
01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:17,160
Together.

2083
01:30:17,860 --> 01:30:18,900
Locked together.

2084
01:30:18,900 --> 01:30:24,080
In fucking the world of digital media.

2085
01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:26,860
We're gone.

2086
01:30:30,860 --> 01:30:31,560
We're done.

2087
01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:38,360
I was going to get the PS2 out for a look, but I mean, fuck it.

2088
01:30:39,080 --> 01:30:39,820
It's gone.

2089
01:30:43,820 --> 01:30:45,080
Thanks very much, John.

2090
01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:45,600
You're 38.

2091
01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:47,260
Stevie B, thanks so much.

2092
01:30:47,960 --> 01:30:50,160
Stevie B, get a grip.

2093
01:30:52,740 --> 01:30:53,740
Thank you very much.

2094
01:30:53,740 --> 01:30:54,460
Thank you very much, Stevie B.

2095
01:30:54,460 --> 01:30:54,460
Thank you very much, Stevie B.

2096
01:31:02,120 --> 01:31:03,800
My fucking polo neck is cold.

2097
01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:04,700
It's almost six o'clock.

2098
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:10,040
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

2099
01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:11,760
Connor Fowler.

2100
01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:11,800
Connor Fowler.

2101
01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:11,820
Connor Fowler.

2102
01:31:11,820 --> 01:31:13,360
How are you doing, buddy?

2103
01:31:13,360 --> 01:31:16,000
It's just gone seven o'clock, Connor.

2104
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:21,360
Time to get down to the AMG Mercedes dealership in Geneva.

2105
01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:23,760
We're going to go there next week.

2106
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:28,900
I'd offer you a bit of slur, but I raided most of that last night.

2107
01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:30,800
You don't even blame me, though.

2108
01:31:31,380 --> 01:31:32,580
After the week I've had.

2109
01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:35,880
Chip Norris.

2110
01:31:35,940 --> 01:31:36,700
Thanks so much.

2111
01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:43,320
Stevie B says, for the set with you and Jimmy Crystal back in 04 in Monte Carlo.

2112
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:46,460
That's great stuff.

2113
01:31:47,420 --> 01:31:48,720
It's almost six o'clock.

2114
01:31:49,040 --> 01:31:54,060
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

2115
01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:56,000
An anonymous before you.

2116
01:31:56,080 --> 01:31:56,860
Thanks so much.

2117
01:31:57,660 --> 01:31:58,900
Thank you very much, guys.

2118
01:31:59,060 --> 01:32:00,220
Really appreciate that.

2119
01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:03,260
It helps keep the fucking wolf at the door.

2120
01:32:03,380 --> 01:32:04,800
From the door, should I speak.

2121
01:32:06,140 --> 01:32:07,700
Although there was a wolf at the door.

2122
01:32:07,700 --> 01:32:10,280
And we had to fucking lash a few pennies his way.

2123
01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:13,880
He was trying to blow the fucking house down.

2124
01:32:14,380 --> 01:32:15,900
I was like, get out of this.

2125
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:18,520
Do you think this is the fucking three little pigs?

2126
01:32:19,580 --> 01:32:20,620
Fuck off.

2127
01:32:20,860 --> 01:32:22,180
There's no pork here, man.

2128
01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:25,200
Just pure as your goose.

2129
01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:30,160
Get go, John.

2130
01:32:30,240 --> 01:32:30,900
Stephen Smitty.

2131
01:32:31,040 --> 01:32:31,580
Not yet.

2132
01:32:31,780 --> 01:32:32,620
Not yet, bud.

2133
01:32:32,660 --> 01:32:33,740
We're gonna go for Syl.

2134
01:32:33,820 --> 01:32:36,140
We're five seconds off fucking Syl, man.

2135
01:32:37,860 --> 01:32:40,680
Five seconds off fucking Syl.

2136
01:32:41,180 --> 01:32:41,660
Silverstone.

2137
01:32:43,580 --> 01:32:44,700
Breach of contract.

2138
01:32:44,820 --> 01:32:45,540
Here we go.

2139
01:32:49,040 --> 01:32:49,580
Start.

2140
01:32:49,580 --> 01:32:49,580
Start.

2141
01:32:49,580 --> 01:32:49,580
Start.

2142
01:32:49,580 --> 01:32:49,580
Start.

2143
01:32:49,580 --> 01:32:49,580
Start.

2144
01:32:49,580 --> 01:32:49,580
Start.

2145
01:32:49,580 --> 01:32:49,580
Start.

2146
01:32:49,580 --> 01:32:49,580
Start.

2147
01:32:49,580 --> 01:32:49,580
Start.

2148
01:32:49,580 --> 01:32:53,200
Or as it's pronounced backwards.

2149
01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:54,060
Trats.

2150
01:32:57,680 --> 01:33:01,060
I'm good friends with the Jerry's that run this track, actually.

2151
01:33:01,060 --> 01:33:02,520
They let me go on it for free.

2152
01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:06,400
I have an unlimited pass.

2153
01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:12,020
Because I managed to do the track in a great time.

2154
01:33:12,700 --> 01:33:15,720
Back on Eddie Irvine's stag night.

2155
01:33:20,040 --> 01:33:24,700
Eddie Irvine's stag was an absolute fucking disaster.

2156
01:33:25,700 --> 01:33:29,700
We ended up getting the fucking heads nearly chopped off us.

2157
01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:36,160
By one of the Mongolian circus acts that he had hired.

2158
01:33:37,920 --> 01:33:38,980
For the night.

2159
01:33:39,320 --> 01:33:41,060
Back at the fucking race house.

2160
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:49,880
Eddie Irvine was operating out of a race house.

2161
01:33:50,760 --> 01:33:51,820
Which was.

2162
01:33:52,460 --> 01:33:55,900
A non-denominational fucking racing enthusiast.

2163
01:33:56,080 --> 01:33:56,960
Which actually.

2164
01:33:57,620 --> 01:33:58,140
Unfortunately.

2165
01:33:58,380 --> 01:33:58,780
Housed.

2166
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:00,600
Quite a few racists.

2167
01:34:00,800 --> 01:34:01,300
As well.

2168
01:34:03,820 --> 01:34:04,320
And.

2169
01:34:05,360 --> 01:34:07,060
I had a few grey gooses.

2170
01:34:07,260 --> 01:34:07,420
That.

2171
01:34:07,640 --> 01:34:08,180
I was great.

2172
01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:10,760
There was a grey geese situation going on.

2173
01:34:10,840 --> 01:34:11,220
I'd said.

2174
01:34:11,300 --> 01:34:11,540
Look.

2175
01:34:11,700 --> 01:34:12,080
Lads.

2176
01:34:12,860 --> 01:34:15,740
I heard about some of the bants you were just having back there.

2177
01:34:18,260 --> 01:34:20,240
Within earshot of the Mongolian.

2178
01:34:20,340 --> 01:34:21,200
Fucking juggler.

2179
01:34:23,260 --> 01:34:25,380
I know he can't understand you.

2180
01:34:25,960 --> 01:34:27,600
But it wasn't cool guys.

2181
01:34:28,900 --> 01:34:30,480
It wasn't fucking cool.

2182
01:34:32,820 --> 01:34:34,820
Basically going on about how he looked.

2183
01:34:34,940 --> 01:34:35,080
You know.

2184
01:34:35,120 --> 01:34:36,240
His appearance and stuff.

2185
01:34:39,460 --> 01:34:40,300
Saying that he.

2186
01:34:42,680 --> 01:34:44,540
Looked a bit like Peg Sayers.

2187
01:34:48,700 --> 01:34:49,660
As I look.

2188
01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:55,420
I know this is a lads only affair.

2189
01:34:55,680 --> 01:34:57,440
A lot of you are red bulled out of it.

2190
01:34:58,060 --> 01:35:00,740
The bodies have been flying since noon.

2191
01:35:01,840 --> 01:35:04,380
I just pulled off the best lap of my life.

2192
01:35:05,800 --> 01:35:07,900
But it's no reason to lose your morals.

2193
01:35:08,080 --> 01:35:08,600
Your dignity.

2194
01:35:08,980 --> 01:35:11,520
And your fucking respect, man.

2195
01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:15,220
Talking about that juggler like that.

2196
01:35:19,180 --> 01:35:20,720
But he could fucking juggle.

2197
01:35:21,720 --> 01:35:25,580
And he got a few quid in his pocket back home to Mongolia he went.

2198
01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:27,480
Never heard from him again.

2199
01:35:29,460 --> 01:35:32,120
It wasn't even Irvine that booked him, it was Jordan.

2200
01:35:35,240 --> 01:35:40,180
Who attended the whole weekend, yet again, in nothing but his dressing gown.

2201
01:35:41,700 --> 01:35:43,600
And a real stonker.

2202
01:35:45,320 --> 01:35:47,180
There was no lead upon it.

2203
01:35:49,980 --> 01:35:54,180
There were rumblings that he'd been on the fucking Vinnie Viaggs beforehand.

2204
01:35:56,060 --> 01:35:59,460
Which was puzzling, considering there wasn't a woman in sight.

2205
01:36:01,180 --> 01:36:04,220
He did say that Katie Price had failed to make it.

2206
01:36:04,220 --> 01:36:10,720
But by that stage, she was really up to them.

2207
01:36:11,940 --> 01:36:12,980
With Peter Andre.

2208
01:36:14,140 --> 01:36:15,440
Mysterious girl.

2209
01:36:16,180 --> 01:36:17,380
Six pack of abs.

2210
01:36:22,020 --> 01:36:24,340
Glistening skin in that video.

2211
01:36:27,160 --> 01:36:28,780
Under the waterfall.

2212
01:36:32,660 --> 01:36:34,920
No surprise that Katie Price.

2213
01:36:36,080 --> 01:36:37,000
Couldn't resist.

2214
01:36:39,180 --> 01:36:43,180
Unfortunately, their relationship came to a sticky end.

2215
01:36:44,120 --> 01:36:46,780
I think they're actually at loggerheads with each other now.

2216
01:36:48,660 --> 01:36:50,580
Well, I was texting Eddie the last day.

2217
01:36:50,660 --> 01:36:52,880
And he said that they're fucking back on, so...

2218
01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:55,140
He said, how did you know?

2219
01:36:56,540 --> 01:36:57,880
He said...

2220
01:36:57,880 --> 01:36:58,960
He's in a group with them.

2221
01:37:00,060 --> 01:37:02,320
He added those after I left the WhatsApp group.

2222
01:37:03,680 --> 01:37:04,500
Or he said, look.

2223
01:37:04,580 --> 01:37:08,080
There's no way Peter Andre puts up with your shitty memes, Eddie.

2224
01:37:09,080 --> 01:37:11,140
Your fucking normie memes from Facebook.

2225
01:37:13,420 --> 01:37:14,700
He says he doesn't mind.

2226
01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:16,340
And he actually gave him the smiley...

2227
01:37:16,340 --> 01:37:18,960
Double smiley face and a thumbs up to the last one.

2228
01:37:19,220 --> 01:37:20,320
I said, what was the meme?

2229
01:37:21,060 --> 01:37:24,080
He said, there's a picture of that baby with the face going...

2230
01:37:25,940 --> 01:37:26,720
Saying that.

2231
01:37:26,840 --> 01:37:28,420
Like a victory result, like, you know?

2232
01:37:28,580 --> 01:37:30,080
He says, me when...

2233
01:37:30,080 --> 01:37:32,800
I find the last can of Guinness in the fridge.

2234
01:37:33,420 --> 01:37:34,760
And I said, you know what, Eddie?

2235
01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:38,500
I think it's time we stop speaking to each other.

2236
01:37:39,100 --> 01:37:40,640
Because you and me...

2237
01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:42,780
We're just on different planes, sunshine.

2238
01:37:44,680 --> 01:37:48,460
And I don't want to be fucking dragged down by you or anyone else.

2239
01:37:49,960 --> 01:37:51,860
Into the Hedwig show and we go!

2240
01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:57,660
But I cannot wait for the Geneva Motor Show.

2241
01:37:58,460 --> 01:38:01,120
It's coming up in nine months' time.

2242
01:38:03,680 --> 01:38:04,360
Fuck, man.

2243
01:38:04,440 --> 01:38:05,040
Fuck, no!

2244
01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:07,540
It's not going to be a fucking silver.

2245
01:38:08,660 --> 01:38:10,340
I'm going to bronze this shit again, man.

2246
01:38:10,440 --> 01:38:12,200
I'm going to fucking bronze out of it, man.

2247
01:38:13,300 --> 01:38:14,440
It's a real bronzer.

2248
01:38:16,400 --> 01:38:16,840
Showboat.

2249
01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:18,900
The writing on the road.

2250
01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:20,380
Why do they let people do that, you know?

2251
01:38:20,420 --> 01:38:21,780
It's not the fucking Tour de France.

2252
01:38:21,780 --> 01:38:26,800
Who do you think I am?

2253
01:38:26,880 --> 01:38:27,600
Jan Ulrich.

2254
01:38:27,720 --> 01:38:28,300
Fuck you!

2255
01:38:31,720 --> 01:38:33,100
Fucking Garain Thomas.

2256
01:38:34,040 --> 01:38:34,900
He was a fucking...

2257
01:38:34,900 --> 01:38:37,540
Ah, fucking overtook again, man.

2258
01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:38,920
Fucking all rock and roll.

2259
01:38:39,660 --> 01:38:40,100
Sparco!

2260
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:44,660
Fucking poker dot jersey for me.

2261
01:38:46,500 --> 01:38:48,020
Fucking beating black and blue.

2262
01:38:48,020 --> 01:38:58,360
Gonna get laughed at back at the race house.

2263
01:39:02,180 --> 01:39:03,520
Gonna get laughed at, man.

2264
01:39:03,840 --> 01:39:04,600
Fuck it, man.

2265
01:39:05,340 --> 01:39:06,420
Can't believe this.

2266
01:39:07,320 --> 01:39:09,640
Finish this fucking track and get laughed at, man.

2267
01:39:13,240 --> 01:39:13,880
Get the...

2268
01:39:13,880 --> 01:39:14,460
Get out!

2269
01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:15,860
What the fuck are you doing, man?

2270
01:39:16,100 --> 01:39:17,040
It's not the M50.

2271
01:39:17,040 --> 01:39:18,800
Move!

2272
01:39:19,180 --> 01:39:20,200
Fucking sun pit.

2273
01:39:20,680 --> 01:39:21,560
You're choking me.

2274
01:39:22,080 --> 01:39:23,520
What the fuck are you doing, man?

2275
01:39:33,040 --> 01:39:34,020
He's not going to let...

2276
01:39:34,020 --> 01:39:35,260
I'm going to get past him on this turn.

2277
01:39:35,420 --> 01:39:36,660
They're trying to get me on the outside!

2278
01:39:37,780 --> 01:39:38,980
I'm still in it, though.

2279
01:39:39,380 --> 01:39:40,460
Suck my bell.

2280
01:39:41,220 --> 01:39:41,980
See you later.

2281
01:39:43,620 --> 01:39:44,860
Fucking don't wait up.

2282
01:39:44,860 --> 01:39:47,120
See you later.

2283
01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:52,580
Gonna take these two out of business.

2284
01:39:52,980 --> 01:39:54,140
These two out of commish.

2285
01:39:54,500 --> 01:39:55,060
This guy.

2286
01:39:56,540 --> 01:39:57,620
See you later.

2287
01:39:58,080 --> 01:39:58,820
I'm Connor.

2288
01:40:01,500 --> 01:40:02,460
Fuck you, man.

2289
01:40:03,500 --> 01:40:05,080
This red ghost here.

2290
01:40:06,520 --> 01:40:07,520
See you later.

2291
01:40:08,420 --> 01:40:10,420
Should have gone to Zurich earlier, man.

2292
01:40:10,920 --> 01:40:12,060
You're way too late.

2293
01:40:12,680 --> 01:40:13,660
Not enough time.

2294
01:40:14,560 --> 01:40:15,560
Not enough time.

2295
01:40:16,340 --> 01:40:17,980
Into the Antoine Sheenbach.

2296
01:40:19,420 --> 01:40:21,440
As we cruise into Tiergarten.

2297
01:40:22,760 --> 01:40:23,640
Respectable position.

2298
01:40:23,760 --> 01:40:24,700
I don't care, man.

2299
01:40:24,740 --> 01:40:27,940
It's not going to be Silverstone, but I mean, it's going to be fucking Bronze Age.

2300
01:40:28,480 --> 01:40:29,560
At this stage.

2301
01:40:33,040 --> 01:40:34,640
Bronze Age coming up.

2302
01:40:42,120 --> 01:40:42,880
Here we go.

2303
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:44,280
Fucking Ralph Schumacher.

2304
01:40:44,380 --> 01:40:45,020
That one, man.

2305
01:40:47,700 --> 01:40:49,120
Fucking Ralph Schumacher.

2306
01:40:49,120 --> 01:40:50,620
In the Bronze Trove.

2307
01:40:52,620 --> 01:40:54,300
Absolutely sickening, guys.

2308
01:40:55,580 --> 01:40:56,840
Sickening and appalled.

2309
01:40:58,180 --> 01:40:59,400
I'd offer you a bit of shre.

2310
01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:00,320
I'm scared as well, you know.

2311
01:41:00,340 --> 01:41:01,900
I raided most of that last night.

2312
01:41:02,560 --> 01:41:02,920
Zurich.

2313
01:41:02,920 --> 01:41:03,760
Blame me, though.

2314
01:41:04,140 --> 01:41:04,680
Thanks for it.

2315
01:41:04,760 --> 01:41:06,380
Zurich Drone Dot IE.

2316
01:41:06,500 --> 01:41:07,220
Thanks very much.

2317
01:41:07,260 --> 01:41:09,000
Zurich Drone Dot IE.

2318
01:41:10,060 --> 01:41:11,240
Thanks so much.

2319
01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:15,560
Still watching you, John.

2320
01:41:15,800 --> 01:41:16,260
Thanks.

2321
01:41:17,860 --> 01:41:19,320
Going to get off, man.

2322
01:41:20,100 --> 01:41:21,220
Get off you, bit of shre.

2323
01:41:21,220 --> 01:41:22,100
Feral philosopher.

2324
01:41:22,260 --> 01:41:22,440
Thanks so much.

2325
01:41:22,440 --> 01:41:23,860
I raided most of that last night.

2326
01:41:24,560 --> 01:41:25,600
Everybody in the chat.

2327
01:41:25,740 --> 01:41:26,460
Thanks for watching.

2328
01:41:26,600 --> 01:41:27,460
The week I've had.

2329
01:41:27,740 --> 01:41:28,640
Max Darwin.

2330
01:41:29,200 --> 01:41:30,280
Connor Fowle.

2331
01:41:32,360 --> 01:41:32,880
McKeog.

2332
01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:35,760
Dan Skriddler.

2333
01:41:37,140 --> 01:41:38,580
At the boozer in Donnybrook.

2334
01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:40,240
There's a pitch to RTE dropping.

2335
01:41:40,440 --> 01:41:42,380
Connor McSmeade's name going on behind me.

2336
01:41:42,380 --> 01:41:44,000
I just spoke to your wife.

2337
01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:45,640
You've been the legal team in there.

2338
01:41:46,160 --> 01:41:46,780
Martin C.

2339
01:41:46,900 --> 01:41:47,740
Thanks so much.

2340
01:41:51,060 --> 01:41:51,700
Martin C.

2341
01:41:51,780 --> 01:41:52,360
Thank you so much.

2342
01:41:52,420 --> 01:41:54,880
Me and the Philip Morris boys were in town for the weekend.

2343
01:41:55,360 --> 01:41:57,500
To spend some of the big tobacco cheddar.

2344
01:41:59,080 --> 01:42:01,640
Was wondering if the Airbnb is free.

2345
01:42:01,900 --> 01:42:04,280
Or does the Lou dog have it for the weekend.

2346
01:42:06,020 --> 01:42:07,480
If not, I'll stay at Eddie.

2347
01:42:08,600 --> 01:42:10,520
This is gold.

2348
01:42:11,520 --> 01:42:13,580
If not, I'll stay at Eddie Jordan's casa.

2349
01:42:13,580 --> 01:42:15,140
And head to Lily's.

2350
01:42:17,600 --> 01:42:18,660
Thanks Martin C.

2351
01:42:19,080 --> 01:42:20,940
I'll hook you up the Airbnb later.

2352
01:42:21,720 --> 01:42:24,360
Maybe you can share a fucking bed with the Lou dog.

2353
01:42:25,040 --> 01:42:26,940
He doesn't mind that kind of stuff, you know.

2354
01:42:28,320 --> 01:42:29,240
He insisted.

2355
01:42:29,740 --> 01:42:30,440
Not me.

2356
01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:34,000
The Feral Philosopher.

2357
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:34,800
Thank you so much.

2358
01:42:34,860 --> 01:42:36,200
Eric Jerome and Chip Norris.

2359
01:42:36,440 --> 01:42:37,160
And everybody else.

2360
01:42:37,320 --> 01:42:38,180
Toto Wolf.

2361
01:42:38,280 --> 01:42:38,720
Mama Duck.

2362
01:42:38,820 --> 01:42:39,220
Wee Joe.

2363
01:42:39,400 --> 01:42:39,880
Stevie B.

2364
01:42:41,140 --> 01:42:42,260
Too many to mention.

2365
01:42:42,780 --> 01:42:44,040
Blessed and cursed.

2366
01:42:45,080 --> 01:42:47,220
Cursed never to win the gold.

2367
01:42:47,940 --> 01:42:49,340
Blessed to have all your support.

2368
01:42:51,720 --> 01:42:52,160
Yeah.

2369
01:42:52,160 --> 01:42:53,300
I'm going to have to go back now.

2370
01:42:53,400 --> 01:42:55,180
And inject Muttman in his fucking head.

2371
01:42:55,860 --> 01:42:57,700
Just jab a needle in his head.

2372
01:42:57,760 --> 01:42:58,840
But he gets a treat for it.

2373
01:43:00,560 --> 01:43:01,240
Look guys.

2374
01:43:01,280 --> 01:43:02,140
I'll see you later on.

2375
01:43:03,200 --> 01:43:05,120
Why are there no Irish F1 drivers?

2376
01:43:05,280 --> 01:43:06,060
Eddie Irvine.

2377
01:43:06,260 --> 01:43:06,880
Philly Taggart.

2378
01:43:06,980 --> 01:43:07,360
I don't know.

2379
01:43:07,460 --> 01:43:09,580
Eddie Irvine threw the fucking mantle out the window.

2380
01:43:09,960 --> 01:43:11,800
I heard he's got a cinema in his gaff.

2381
01:43:11,900 --> 01:43:12,120
You know.

2382
01:43:12,380 --> 01:43:14,460
If you have that sort of fucking tech setup.

2383
01:43:14,900 --> 01:43:16,400
In your fucking spare room.

2384
01:43:17,180 --> 01:43:17,400
Why.

2385
01:43:17,580 --> 01:43:18,020
Why.

2386
01:43:18,180 --> 01:43:18,960
Oh why.

2387
01:43:19,200 --> 01:43:20,640
Would you want to spend your days.

2388
01:43:20,800 --> 01:43:22,000
Looking at a fucking track.

2389
01:43:22,140 --> 01:43:23,000
Driving like this.

2390
01:43:23,660 --> 01:43:24,580
Getting shouted at.

2391
01:43:24,620 --> 01:43:26,000
By people like me in the pit.

2392
01:43:26,540 --> 01:43:27,480
To be motivated.

2393
01:43:29,820 --> 01:43:31,700
Those were halcyon days though.

2394
01:43:31,840 --> 01:43:32,120
You know.

2395
01:43:32,120 --> 01:43:34,120
Pit stop at Jordan's.

2396
01:43:35,580 --> 01:43:37,380
Fucking weekend at Bernie's man.

2397
01:43:37,720 --> 01:43:39,060
Weekend at Eddie's man.

2398
01:43:39,840 --> 01:43:40,760
Katie Price.

2399
01:43:40,980 --> 01:43:42,220
Formerly known as Jordan.

2400
01:43:43,100 --> 01:43:44,340
I was her Andre.

2401
01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:45,620
Do you know what I mean?

2402
01:43:45,900 --> 01:43:48,480
I was the Peter Andre on the scene at the time.

2403
01:43:48,780 --> 01:43:49,140
Guys.

2404
01:43:50,480 --> 01:43:53,420
Just giving the fucking pit stop advice to the drivers.

2405
01:43:54,100 --> 01:43:55,600
I told you what I said to Ralph.

2406
01:43:55,740 --> 01:43:56,820
But they cruising to the pit.

2407
01:43:56,900 --> 01:43:59,300
They'd have 15 seconds to get their fucking bearings together.

2408
01:43:59,620 --> 01:44:00,980
Sip water out the bladder.

2409
01:44:02,680 --> 01:44:05,520
And then a fucking quick boost chat from me.

2410
01:44:05,660 --> 01:44:06,920
Another boost John.

2411
01:44:07,800 --> 01:44:10,620
I gave Ralph the usual fucking telling off.

2412
01:44:11,420 --> 01:44:12,760
But I'd also tell.

2413
01:44:13,120 --> 01:44:14,440
I'd give Eddie the kind of.

2414
01:44:14,540 --> 01:44:15,320
This kind of job.

2415
01:44:17,680 --> 01:44:18,360
Ed man.

2416
01:44:18,640 --> 01:44:20,040
It's yours to lose babe.

2417
01:44:20,620 --> 01:44:22,320
If you don't come home with the gold.

2418
01:44:22,980 --> 01:44:24,400
Don't come crying to me later on.

2419
01:44:24,440 --> 01:44:26,580
When there's no grey goose in your fucking green room.

2420
01:44:27,580 --> 01:44:28,380
By the way.

2421
01:44:30,260 --> 01:44:32,080
Jordan's fucking staying with me tonight.

2422
01:44:32,080 --> 01:44:37,660
And that would get him pumped you know.

2423
01:44:37,860 --> 01:44:38,980
She wasn't you know.

2424
01:44:39,100 --> 01:44:39,720
I was married.

2425
01:44:39,920 --> 01:44:40,940
I couldn't even go there.

2426
01:44:41,320 --> 01:44:42,040
Don't even go there.

2427
01:44:42,120 --> 01:44:42,800
But it's not.

2428
01:44:43,220 --> 01:44:43,480
You know.

2429
01:44:43,560 --> 01:44:44,680
You could spin the yarn.

2430
01:44:45,440 --> 01:44:47,300
That would just make them want to go even harder.

2431
01:44:47,420 --> 01:44:47,680
Because.

2432
01:44:48,460 --> 01:44:49,260
They'd hate me.

2433
01:44:49,460 --> 01:44:50,400
They'd hate the face.

2434
01:44:50,400 --> 01:44:51,740
And they'd just want to fucking.

2435
01:44:52,380 --> 01:44:53,780
Cruise on like you know.

2436
01:44:55,320 --> 01:44:55,560
And.

2437
01:44:57,360 --> 01:44:57,800
Yeah.

2438
01:44:58,220 --> 01:45:00,780
Eddie Jordan would just be there in the fucking pits.

2439
01:45:02,540 --> 01:45:03,760
With a stonker.

2440
01:45:04,960 --> 01:45:05,440
I'd be like.

2441
01:45:05,600 --> 01:45:06,580
Get a grip man.

2442
01:45:07,240 --> 01:45:08,320
Get a fucking grip.

2443
01:45:08,780 --> 01:45:10,660
Just smoking all the Benson and Hedges.

2444
01:45:10,820 --> 01:45:10,940
That were.

2445
01:45:11,440 --> 01:45:14,700
Benson and Hedges would leave boxes of fucking fags.

2446
01:45:14,780 --> 01:45:15,300
And smokes.

2447
01:45:15,400 --> 01:45:16,360
All over the pit.

2448
01:45:17,480 --> 01:45:20,020
And as soon as the Jordanian dreamer.

2449
01:45:20,220 --> 01:45:20,980
Would reach the pit.

2450
01:45:21,700 --> 01:45:23,600
He'd stick on those fucking headphones.

2451
01:45:23,920 --> 01:45:24,960
With the mouthpiece.

2452
01:45:25,100 --> 01:45:26,480
Pretending he was listening in.

2453
01:45:26,560 --> 01:45:27,140
And giving orders.

2454
01:45:27,580 --> 01:45:28,920
He just had tunes on.

2455
01:45:30,160 --> 01:45:31,060
Smoking fags.

2456
01:45:31,160 --> 01:45:32,820
Listening to fucking Frank Sinatra.

2457
01:45:33,040 --> 01:45:34,320
And fucking the rest of the boys.

2458
01:45:34,520 --> 01:45:34,820
Like you know.

2459
01:45:34,820 --> 01:45:37,000
Anyway.

2460
01:45:37,200 --> 01:45:38,240
We're going to have to get off.

2461
01:45:38,320 --> 01:45:40,140
It's been a fucking real emotional one.

2462
01:45:41,220 --> 01:45:42,800
We're going to hit the silve tomorrow.

2463
01:45:42,940 --> 01:45:43,580
I can feel it.

2464
01:45:43,700 --> 01:45:44,380
I can feel it.

2465
01:45:44,440 --> 01:45:45,180
I can feel it.

2466
01:45:45,340 --> 01:45:46,080
I'll see you later.

2467
01:45:47,160 --> 01:45:47,520
Adio.

2468
01:45:48,180 --> 01:45:48,540
Sayonara.

2469
01:45:50,140 --> 01:45:50,920
And remember.

2470
01:45:51,060 --> 01:45:52,620
Get down to your local Zurich broker.

2471
01:45:52,780 --> 01:45:53,640
It's never too late.

2472
01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:55,160
Start a pension fund.

2473
01:45:56,160 --> 01:45:56,660
And see ya.

2474
01:45:56,660 --> 01:45:57,660
Thank you.