1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 *music* 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:14,000 *music* 3 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:21,000 *music* 4 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:38,000 *music* 5 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:42,000 *music* 6 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:46,000 *music* 7 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:50,000 *music* 8 00:00:50,000 --> 00:01:19,000 *music* 9 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 *music* 10 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 *music* 11 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 *music* 12 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:31,000 *music* 13 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:37,000 *music* 14 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:43,000 *music* 15 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 *music* 16 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 *music* 17 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:47,000 *music* 18 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 *music* 19 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 *music* 20 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:58,000 *Clears* 21 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:05,000 *Clears* 22 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:15,000 *Clears* 23 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 *Clears* 24 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,400 Hey guys, how you doing? How 25 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,000 are things? 26 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:30,000 *Clears* 27 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,000 *Clears* 28 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,520 John! How are you buddy? Great 29 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,910 to see you man. Thanks for 30 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,000 stopping by. 31 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 *Clears* 32 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,000 *Clears* 33 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 *Clears* 34 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,750 *Clears* Check, check. One, two, 35 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:57,000 three. One, two. Test one, two. 36 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 *Clears* 37 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,520 Check out. Check out the new 38 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:06,000 Mercedes Le Mans. Look at that! 39 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,000 *Clears* 40 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 *Clears* 41 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 *Clears* 42 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 *Clears* 43 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 *Clears* 44 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 *Clears* 45 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 *Clears* 46 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 *Clears* 47 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,950 That's what I'd be saying if 48 00:03:24,950 --> 00:03:27,390 that fucking babe cruise past 49 00:03:27,390 --> 00:03:27,960 me. 50 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:30,730 Half past five on a Thursday 51 00:03:30,730 --> 00:03:32,000 evening. 52 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:38,240 It's almost 5.30. Dino Demon, 53 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,080 how are you? 54 00:03:39,460 --> 00:03:41,020 Frankie Nux. Bruno. 55 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:44,760 Frankie Scones. 56 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,660 Prime Grill Parsnip. 57 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:52,660 Prime Grill Parsnip. 58 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,860 How y'all doing out there in 59 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,480 chat, man, do? 60 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,060 Bit of suede, guys. 61 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:27,180 Six o'clock. 62 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:31,720 Derpa. It's best, says Connor. 63 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,080 How does your Mercedes handle? 64 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,440 Like an absolute liquid dream. 65 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:41,560 It's like sitting in a bath. 66 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,900 Eating a pizza. That's what I 67 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:48,500 liken it to. Sitting in a nice, 68 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:51,830 warm, bubbly bath. Eating a 69 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:55,340 pizza. Not a bother on you. 70 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:58,830 eating a pizza. That's what I 71 00:04:58,830 --> 00:05:02,320 liken it to. Sitting in a nice 72 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:06,430 warm bubbly bath eating a pizza. 73 00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:08,180 Not a bother on you. 74 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:12,190 And it keeps topping itself up 75 00:05:12,190 --> 00:05:16,570 as well with hot water. And get 76 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:20,090 this, you know what the kicker 77 00:05:20,090 --> 00:05:20,340 is? 78 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:22,880 The water is free. The hot 79 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,320 water is free because it's 80 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:28,440 solar powered. Solar panels on 81 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:31,220 top of the house. Got them 82 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:33,680 installed two years ago now. Paid 83 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,120 for themselves back. Paid for 84 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,830 themselves back in three months. 85 00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:40,910 Paid for themselves back in 86 00:05:40,910 --> 00:05:45,580 three months. It's almost six o'clock. 87 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:51,670 Let's jump into this. Let's 88 00:05:51,670 --> 00:05:56,360 jump into this. It's almost six 89 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,230 o'clock. Time to get down to 90 00:05:58,230 --> 00:06:00,200 your local Mercedes dealer and 91 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:02,100 ask about test driving the new 92 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,040 Mercedes. 93 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,440 FPS whore. It's almost six o'clock. 94 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,840 Time to get down to your local 95 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:11,650 Mercedes dealer and ask about 96 00:06:11,650 --> 00:06:12,880 donating tips. 97 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:16,920 Thanks very much for that, FPS 98 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:20,010 whore. Let's see what we've got 99 00:06:20,010 --> 00:06:22,380 going on here. Let's stick on 100 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:24,460 the Yateser before we get on 101 00:06:24,460 --> 00:06:25,440 with it. 102 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:36,340 White males. On both television 103 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:38,060 and radio. On radio, I try and 104 00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:39,080 detect... 105 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,220 What's going on with the war on 106 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:43,900 straight white males? What's 107 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:45,160 going on with that? 108 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:47,580 Just because I like to kick 109 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:50,600 back on a Thursday afternoon in 110 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,130 an AMG leather upholstery as 111 00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:54,420 standard. 112 00:06:56,340 --> 00:06:58,720 Maybe stick on the latest 113 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,710 Jordan Peterson podcast via 114 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:04,200 Bluetooth streaming from my 115 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,480 iPhone X X. 116 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:07,810 Stream that baby to the 117 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:10,780 surround sound in the back cab 118 00:07:10,780 --> 00:07:12,900 of the AMG, guys. 119 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:16,680 Listen to a bit of fucking 12 120 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,840 Rules for Life. 121 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,380 And just drive the track that 122 00:07:21,380 --> 00:07:23,860 you were born to drive on. 123 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:24,500 Do you know what I mean? 124 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:30,240 It's almost six o'clock. 125 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:32,770 Mood, Matthew. I can't make up 126 00:07:32,770 --> 00:07:34,990 whether you're just fatigued, 127 00:07:34,990 --> 00:07:37,010 losing the will to live, or in 128 00:07:37,010 --> 00:07:38,980 a sense of desperation. 129 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:40,820 How would I summarize? 130 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:42,570 It's not coming across to me 131 00:07:42,570 --> 00:07:44,660 other than you seem a bit low. 132 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:48,680 I'm not low in the sense that I'm 133 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:53,920 not getting in, but I'm exasperated. 134 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,460 Let's take a moment to 135 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:57,660 appreciate this Mercedes. 136 00:07:58,660 --> 00:07:59,970 I parked her up there in the 137 00:07:59,970 --> 00:08:02,430 middle of a cavern, which I 138 00:08:02,430 --> 00:08:03,520 came across. 139 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:05,660 I was driving out around Ackle 140 00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:06,900 Island, guys. 141 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:10,590 Found a cavernous roadside path 142 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,140 secluded. 143 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,000 I brought the C36 down there. 144 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,520 I needed to get rid of some of 145 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,050 the weight in the back of the 146 00:08:18,050 --> 00:08:18,580 boot. 147 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,140 sunroof. 148 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:20,140 Sunroof. 149 00:08:23,140 --> 00:08:24,680 Don't usually get to use it. 150 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,180 Probably only get to use it for 151 00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:27,500 about two or three months a 152 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,120 year, but I mean, it's great to 153 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,140 have the option. 154 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,320 It's fantastic to have the 155 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,240 option. 156 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:36,190 If you don't have a C63 AMG, 157 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:38,390 then you need to really have a 158 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:40,440 hard look at yourself. 159 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,280 Maybe have a look at your car. 160 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,970 Go outside now, look at it, and 161 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:47,220 say, is that the best I can do? 162 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,780 If not, maybe get down to your 163 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,940 local Mercedes dealership 164 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:52,940 tonight. 165 00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:54,980 Okay? 166 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:57,200 I can sort you out. 167 00:08:57,460 --> 00:08:58,380 Connor Williams. 168 00:08:59,120 --> 00:08:59,980 My name. 169 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:01,120 You know it. 170 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:04,070 Former senior sales executive 171 00:09:04,070 --> 00:09:06,380 with Mercedes Ireland for 15 172 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,100 years. 173 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:07,940 Okay? 174 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,340 I made partner at KPMG at the 175 00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:11,860 age of 23. 176 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,760 Quit after two years, though. 177 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:23,020 Just wasn't for me, you know? 178 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,040 I was a media buyer. 179 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:26,220 Did that. 180 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:27,880 Bought the t-shirt. 181 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:30,260 Got out of town, you know? 182 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,000 Invested in a Morrison AM, 183 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,920 which is my showroom piece. 184 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:38,900 I don't usually deviate from 185 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:41,030 the Mercs myself, but I love to 186 00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:42,930 have a bit of a showroom spin 187 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,600 every now and again. 188 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:48,300 This is my showroom here. 189 00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:50,770 On the wall, I have lovely 190 00:09:50,770 --> 00:09:54,050 pictures, Photoshop pictures of 191 00:09:54,050 --> 00:09:56,740 Brighton Beach over in the UK 192 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:59,240 on one side of the wall. 193 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:03,200 On the other, there's a forest 194 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,160 at the back of my house. 195 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,800 It's actually on my estate. 196 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:08,880 I took that photograph. 197 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,400 Did a bit of Doctrine and 198 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,380 Photoshop. 199 00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:16,800 Yeah. 200 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:16,820 Yeah. 201 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:18,660 It's a sweet piece. 202 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:19,000 Yeah. 203 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,500 It's a sweet piece. 204 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,000 And there you have... 205 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,900 Crow Patrick. 206 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:25,760 Bertra. 207 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:27,780 Clue Bay. 208 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,000 Clue Bay Sunset. 209 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,010 There's nothing like it, you 210 00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:30,340 know? 211 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:33,920 I have a holiday house out 212 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,480 there. 213 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,470 I have a little bit of a 214 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,900 holiday hutch out on Clear 215 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:39,960 Island. 216 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:41,670 You're more than welcome to 217 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:43,450 fucking come along for one of 218 00:10:43,450 --> 00:10:45,100 the nights if you want. 219 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,560 We'll watch a bit of Netflix, 220 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:47,260 chill out. 221 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,440 Get a bit of chalk, a bit of 222 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,060 pop. 223 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,500 A few snacks, a bit of schlur. 224 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:54,860 Kick back and watch the latest 225 00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:56,600 Netflix original. 226 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,620 It's almost six o'clock. 227 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:09,660 I just spoke to your wife. 228 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,580 You've been the victim of bank 229 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:13,540 fraud. 230 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,700 Thanks, Pat, for the 227. 231 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:19,840 Thanks so much. 232 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,240 If we can keep angle out of the 233 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,670 shit for two weeks, we'll be 234 00:11:24,670 --> 00:11:25,420 okay. 235 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,480 Deck Murphy. 236 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:31,480 Big shout-out to Deck Murph, 237 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,580 the Murph Master. 238 00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:35,800 Papa Smurf. 239 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:39,040 Julian Joachim, too. 240 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,510 Who actually lent me the new 241 00:11:41,510 --> 00:11:44,730 rims I got on the fucking C36 9 242 00:11:44,730 --> 00:11:45,720 class. 243 00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:49,320 You know what we're doing today? 244 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:51,000 We're going back into the AMG 245 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,220 Driving Academy. 246 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,300 We're going to try and gold trof. 247 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,080 That Nurburgring. 248 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,050 Couldn't even make silver the 249 00:12:01,050 --> 00:12:02,360 last day, guys. 250 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:04,650 We're going to fucking do it, 251 00:12:04,650 --> 00:12:05,020 though. 252 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,880 Really going to show these guys 253 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,260 who's boss. 254 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,740 Thanks very much, Pat and FPS. 255 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,200 Hope you're having a great day. 256 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:17,000 The week is nearly at an end 257 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,940 here, and we're going to just 258 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,260 glide into Friday. 259 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:25,420 Liquid smooth. 260 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:26,940 Liquid dreams. 261 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:31,080 Sorry, guys. 262 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:32,580 Just want to get my... 263 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,220 I've got an iced coffee. 264 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:35,540 Do you want to grab that? 265 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,200 Back in a sec. 266 00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:48,950 Just went in the drive-thru 267 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:49,980 there, guys. 268 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,100 Mackie D's. 269 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,280 Don't usually eat there. 270 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,590 I wasn't eating there myself, 271 00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:58,700 but... 272 00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:00,160 They make a pretty good cup of 273 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:00,680 cough. 274 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,220 Have to say. 275 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,260 Went in there. 276 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,880 I got offered an iced. 277 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,840 It's not something I do. 278 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,240 Though I have had a frappe. 279 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,590 When I was on holiday in the 280 00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:14,220 States. 281 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:16,700 They really... 282 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,500 They really pushed those big 283 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,560 time over there. 284 00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:22,760 But I've got to say now. 285 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:23,440 Not... 286 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,680 Not impressed with the Mackie D's 287 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,840 iced caffife. 288 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,500 They put a bit of milk in that. 289 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,410 Tastes a bit fishy, to be 290 00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:35,280 honest. 291 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:36,660 Don't do it. 292 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,800 If you're watching McDonald's... 293 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:40,920 Get your act together. 294 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:42,830 Maybe you want me to come in 295 00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:44,680 for a little boardroom. 296 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:45,860 Tastes a bit. 297 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:47,540 I can head down to Dublin. 298 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,940 Meet you at head office. 299 00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:52,020 And we can have a bit of a powwow. 300 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,620 Maybe I'll throw up a few 301 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:54,760 PowerPoints. 302 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,400 New strategy on how to sell 303 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,120 coffee. 304 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,000 Maybe what kind of... 305 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,120 What kind of beans are you 306 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:00,920 using, Mack? 307 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,320 What kind of beans do you pack? 308 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:07,400 I mean, what are they? 309 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,140 The Arabica? 310 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,080 Are they Colombian? 311 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,030 Have you thought about 312 00:14:11,030 --> 00:14:13,490 investing in some fair trade 313 00:14:13,490 --> 00:14:14,580 Arabica? 314 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,700 I've got a connection out there. 315 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,920 I know a guy in Holland who's 316 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,250 like the conduit for East and 317 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:25,060 West. 318 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,580 He can hook you up with some 319 00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:29,120 great beans. 320 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,520 I have a special batch at home. 321 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,660 A sack of Bagugu beans. 322 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,840 Handcrafted by the Bagugu tribe. 323 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,400 Out in Bagungo. 324 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:44,240 I was out there doing a bit of 325 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,440 commission work. 326 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:45,440 I was out there doing a bit of 327 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:45,440 commission work. 328 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:48,880 Helping the tribes there. 329 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:50,700 Teaching them how to live. 330 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,320 Teaching them how to thrive. 331 00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:55,860 And just how to harvest what 332 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,140 they've got. 333 00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,510 They're a basic subsistence 334 00:14:59,510 --> 00:15:01,220 kind of people, you know? 335 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,540 So, um... 336 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:05,520 It was really world shattering 337 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,640 and changing. 338 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,820 To get me out there. 339 00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:10,400 Just teaching them right from 340 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:10,940 wrong. 341 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,540 And, you know... 342 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:15,020 Showing them what supply and 343 00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:16,380 demand meant. 344 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,810 Giving them each a fucking go 345 00:15:19,810 --> 00:15:20,920 on my laptop. 346 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,200 Um... 347 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,280 They didn't really know what 348 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,040 they were doing. 349 00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:26,890 You know, I was showing them 350 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:28,740 how to swipe left and right on 351 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,340 the keynote speech. 352 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:31,160 But, I mean... 353 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:32,860 They were just more concerned 354 00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:35,160 with the fact that this thing... 355 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,380 Was a backlit screen. 356 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,940 And had images on it. 357 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:40,740 Um... 358 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:41,740 They kept on asking just, you 359 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,300 know... 360 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,360 Go back to the camera. 361 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,500 Go back to the camera. 362 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,300 And I was like... 363 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,990 We've done that for about 20 364 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,040 minutes, guys. 365 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,600 Uh... 366 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,980 I'm only here for about a week. 367 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:55,520 You... 368 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,720 Do you want to see a pie chart? 369 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,380 Just fucking blank faces on 370 00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:00,220 them. 371 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,080 Blank faces. 372 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:06,580 This thing here. 373 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,060 Fair play to McDonald's, though. 374 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:09,920 They've got with the... 375 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,460 They've gone around the, uh... 376 00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:13,270 Whole plastic in the ocean 377 00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:13,720 thing. 378 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,760 By replacing all their straws 379 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,280 with paper straws. 380 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,760 Not something I really... 381 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,160 It's almost six o'clock. 382 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,950 Not something I'm keen on 383 00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:23,760 myself. 384 00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:25,520 Tastes disgusting. 385 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,140 The coffee tastes disgusting, 386 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:28,760 too. 387 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,300 I've just spoke to your wife. 388 00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:34,280 Thanks very much, Evan. 389 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:35,530 You've been the victim of bank 390 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:35,960 fraud. 391 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,530 You've been the victim of bank 392 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,080 fraud. 393 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,620 Hope you're okay. 394 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:40,660 Hope you're okay. 395 00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:44,680 You bet nine to four, said Pat. 396 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,040 There was some of his earnings. 397 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,300 Thanks so much for that. 398 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:50,960 Let's crack on. 399 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,840 Looking forward to today's race. 400 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,170 I don't know if you're a bit of 401 00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:55,430 a slur, but I raided most of 402 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:56,440 that last night. 403 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:57,740 Do you know if you blame me, 404 00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:58,300 though? 405 00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:00,700 San Peli Aranciata. 406 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,520 Such a beautiful blood orange 407 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,560 flavor. 408 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,700 Meridian Moon. 409 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,890 Myself and a few boys were 410 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,340 actually pitching a new drink 411 00:17:10,340 --> 00:17:11,660 called Meridian Moon. 412 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:13,950 It's like a blood red fucking 413 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,200 alcoholic craft beverage. 414 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,750 Time to get down to your local 415 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,360 Mercedes dealer and ask about 416 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,220 test driving the new Mercedes. 417 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,200 Thanks so much for that. 418 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,020 Nord Anglia alum. 419 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,460 Hi, John. 420 00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,180 I'm waiting for six o'clock. 421 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,540 Stuck behind a desk all day. 422 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,040 Longing for a glass of cab salve 423 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,260 after work. 424 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,080 I'll celebrate. 425 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,890 I just put my hand to paper on 426 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:41,160 a new pension deal from Zurich. 427 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,320 You should too, John. 428 00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,290 Thanks so much for the Bagoo 429 00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,440 Goo Dollars. 430 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:48,400 Thanks so much. 431 00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:50,320 Just discovered electricity out 432 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,740 of the Bagoo Goo Land. 433 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,150 Longing for a glass of cab salve 434 00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:56,800 after work. 435 00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,160 Really grinds my gears. 436 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,350 Dealing with the plebs of 437 00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:03,080 society all day. 438 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,900 I know I'm better than this. 439 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,640 Hashtag Rot Race. 440 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:11,340 Let's go for this Nürburgring. 441 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,660 Really give it a go around in 442 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,920 the ringer. 443 00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,020 The Nord Schleifer. 444 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:18,340 The Nord Schleifer. 445 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,400 And I'm up against the CLK 55, 446 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,740 63 AMG. 447 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,880 SL 500, SL K 230. 448 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:26,980 Now. 449 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:44,540 Maybe a bit of Yates or two. 450 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,860 With the all new Nissan Leaf. 451 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,230 The world's best selling 452 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:49,440 electric vehicle. 453 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:51,080 Test drive today. 454 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,760 At Nissan.ie. 455 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,160 Shit car. 456 00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:56,660 Have a great afternoon with 457 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:57,680 Harvey Norman. 458 00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:58,700 Thanks so much. 459 00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,230 In Ireland for beds, mattresses 460 00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:00,980 and bedroom. 461 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,260 Cheers Harf. 462 00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:04,680 Thanks Harf. 463 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,180 If you're getting a new car, 464 00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:07,930 the Nissan's great 192 offers 465 00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,080 will really move you. 466 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,650 For a limited period, you can 467 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,560 choose from either really enticing 468 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,660 low rate finance or up to 5,500 469 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,090 euros coverage on selected 470 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:16,760 models. 471 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,290 Search Nissan offers or visit 472 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,100 your local Nissan dealer today. 473 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:20,920 Nissan. 474 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,000 Innovation that excites. 475 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:23,860 Almera. 476 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,500 This isn't gonna be easy. 477 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:26,220 Why are you talking in the 478 00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:26,540 voice? 479 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:27,360 Late nights. 480 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,740 Intensive research. 481 00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:30,220 Forget about seeing your family. 482 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:30,900 But you're my wife. 483 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:31,940 Six o'clock. 484 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,780 Shake down every witness. 485 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:41,700 What a load of shit. 486 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,260 Adverts are becoming self. 487 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:45,940 They're becoming self-aware to 488 00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,190 the point where they're 489 00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:47,940 actually. 490 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:50,420 Sadly. 491 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,060 Mocking their own tones. 492 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,880 Disgusting. 493 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,620 You think you're gonna get me 494 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:56,460 with that? 495 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,240 You think you're gonna manage 496 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,890 to fucking slip in an advert 497 00:19:59,890 --> 00:20:00,920 into my mind? 498 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,040 Making me laugh at your shit 499 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:03,820 jokes? 500 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,860 Uh-uh. 501 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,080 You know why? 502 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,780 Because I'm refreshed. 503 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,780 Just had a nice coffee. 504 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,660 Drank a 20-pack of San Peli 505 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:17,840 early on. 506 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,200 I'm fresh. 507 00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:20,880 And I'm ready for work. 508 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,580 It's almost 6 o'clock. 509 00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:23,580 Ernie. 510 00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:25,660 It's almost 6 o'clock. 511 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:26,790 I'm gonna get down to the 512 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:27,680 conversation. 513 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,240 Ernie. 514 00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:30,140 Thanks so much, Erne. 515 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,180 The Erne Meister. 516 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,080 Thank you so much, Ernie. 517 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:37,080 Thank you so much, Ernie. 518 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,140 Means a lot, buddy. 519 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:40,920 Now turn that down. 520 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,660 Listen to that engine purr. 521 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,220 Listen to the fucking purr. 522 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:49,180 James O'Reilly. 523 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:51,700 Jimmy O'Reilly. 524 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,640 Thanks so much, buddy. 525 00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,460 How you getting on, James? 526 00:20:57,820 --> 00:20:59,900 Long time no see, bud. 527 00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:03,410 If it is my old acquaintance, 528 00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:06,710 Jimmy O'Reilly, and if that is 529 00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:10,280 you, then big, big love and 530 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,380 shout out, man. 531 00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:12,570 Hope you're getting on all 532 00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:13,040 right. 533 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,910 If it's a James O'Reilly I've 534 00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:19,430 never met, then I'm pleased to 535 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:20,540 meet you. 536 00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:22,920 Pleased to meet you, man. 537 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,060 I'd offer you a bit of schlurr, 538 00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:27,050 but I raided most of that last 539 00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:27,840 night. 540 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:28,700 Flan. 541 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,060 Thanks so much, Flan. 542 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,670 I'd offer you a bit of schlurr, 543 00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:36,380 Flan, but I fucking raided most 544 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,920 of that last night, I did. 545 00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:42,940 So, the usual situation here, 546 00:21:42,940 --> 00:21:44,020 guys. 547 00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:46,530 Hard and fast as we go into the 548 00:21:46,530 --> 00:21:47,920 Hatsenbach. 549 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:50,190 Probably the most glorious and 550 00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:52,190 prominent of corners in the 551 00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:55,300 whole Nürburgring, Nordschleifer. 552 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,690 And fast, fast can lead you 553 00:21:57,690 --> 00:21:59,720 into a sticky patch. 554 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,180 So, you gotta remember, I'm 555 00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:02,390 just, I'm fucking it up, guys, 556 00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:03,480 just so that you know. 557 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,100 You can see what you're doing. 558 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,210 You don't want to, see what you 559 00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:08,230 don't want to do, you know, 560 00:22:08,230 --> 00:22:09,230 because you learn from your 561 00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:10,130 mistakes, not from your 562 00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:10,860 successes. 563 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:14,160 Thanks very much, Lithuanian. 564 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,080 You're 38. 565 00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:18,640 So, you tickle the ridge there 566 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,700 with your tire. 567 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,520 With your bridge stones. 568 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,040 Just give it a little kiss. 569 00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:27,580 And then, out of the Hatsenbach 570 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:28,280 we go. 571 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,930 As we break a little, drop her 572 00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:32,460 down a second. 573 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,200 Drop her down a second. 574 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:36,240 And a third. 575 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,600 And then, over the ridge again. 576 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,280 Over these little ridgines. 577 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,680 And we see these guys here. 578 00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:43,440 We've got a coupe. 579 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,560 Nice car. 580 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,460 Sunday driver fare. 581 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,110 Not gonna do the business on a 582 00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:51,500 racetrack around the Nordschleifer. 583 00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:52,700 See you later. 584 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,240 Get out of my way. 585 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,340 Do you know who I am? 586 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,960 And where I come from? 587 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,420 And what I've become? 588 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,160 And what I'm becoming? 589 00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:05,660 Keeper at fourth. 590 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,920 Up into fifth. 591 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:09,840 As we hit the Flugplatz. 592 00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:12,820 Real nice, generous 593 00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:15,620 acceleration here. 594 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:16,380 We're hitting, what? 595 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:17,520 240? 596 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:18,660 Fuck it. 597 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,140 That's a bit of a fuck-up. 598 00:23:20,420 --> 00:23:21,500 Made of boo-boo there. 599 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,900 Schweidencruz. 600 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,780 And look, guys. 601 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,260 It's early days. 602 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,340 I'm just getting into this, 603 00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:29,720 okay? 604 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:32,860 Just getting in. 605 00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:38,700 Have you spoke to Zurich yet? 606 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,680 They're waiting for you. 607 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,300 They want to make sure that you 608 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,820 and your family have peace of 609 00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:48,320 mind. 610 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,120 In the sad and shocking event. 611 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:54,310 In case that something happens 612 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:55,340 to you. 613 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:57,870 You want to know that your 614 00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,360 family are safe and secure. 615 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,160 That's why Zurich will cover 616 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:02,640 you. 617 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:03,840 Not just with pensions or 618 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,600 insurance, but assurance too. 619 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,060 Way, Peter. 620 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,590 The way to save on car 621 00:24:08,590 --> 00:24:09,720 insurance. 622 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,040 But I already went on to 123.ie. 623 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,680 Save 10% now, questions asked. 624 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:14,280 Oh. 625 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,820 I better cancel those sniffer 626 00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:16,300 dogs. 627 00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:17,800 Simple is smarter. 628 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,410 Get 10% off new car insurance 629 00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:21,540 when you buy online at 123.ie. 630 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,760 Acceptance criteria. 631 00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:23,480 Teas and see supply. 632 00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:24,480 123 money limited. 633 00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:25,040 Trading is 123.ie. 634 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,250 Is regulated by the Central 635 00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:27,140 Bank of Ireland. 636 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,180 RSA Insurance Ireland Act 637 00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:30,020 provides 123.ie car insurance. 638 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:30,660 Mick. 639 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:31,100 Yeah? 640 00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:32,720 What's the link between Bill 641 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,160 Gates and BlackRock? 642 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,300 It's almost 6 o'clock. 643 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,380 Is it that BlackRock has a lot 644 00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:42,140 of gates? 645 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:42,780 No. 646 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:43,480 Oh. 647 00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:44,100 John. 648 00:24:44,260 --> 00:24:44,740 Here we go. 649 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:46,240 Do BlackRock houses have more 650 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,860 windows than everyone else? 651 00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:48,460 No. 652 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:49,660 Temple Road, BlackRock was 653 00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:50,750 where Bill Gates set up his 654 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,000 first office in Ireland. 655 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:52,900 Oh, well. 656 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,150 That was going to be my next 657 00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:54,680 guess. 658 00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:56,290 You'll always find a link with 659 00:24:56,290 --> 00:24:57,140 link taxis. 660 00:24:57,620 --> 00:24:59,320 For priority business taxis, 661 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,800 visit lynk.ie. 662 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,890 Glad they were giving out there 663 00:25:01,890 --> 00:25:02,640 about BlackRock. 664 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,360 Sorry, guys. 665 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,610 I had to just miss that mama 666 00:25:04,610 --> 00:25:05,080 duck. 667 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,910 Finding you so aspirational and 668 00:25:06,910 --> 00:25:08,060 inspirational. 669 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,920 Listening to you and enjoying 670 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,220 fizzy bath bombs. 671 00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:12,980 Organic tapas. 672 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:16,100 An unwooded Chardonnay from the 673 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:18,780 western slopes of Margaret 674 00:25:18,780 --> 00:25:19,800 River. 675 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,520 In my eco jacuzzi. 676 00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:24,780 Very, very nice. 677 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:25,780 Very aspirational. 678 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,820 Very, very, very luxurious. 679 00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:29,380 Farfurta. 680 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:30,740 Thank you so much. 681 00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:32,730 Frustrating seeing my friends 682 00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:34,950 toil through everyday life with 683 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,500 no plan for the future. 684 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,140 No pension fund. 685 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:40,540 Not invested in crypto and not 686 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,780 evolving with the times. 687 00:25:42,780 --> 00:25:45,040 They're wasting away and will 688 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,000 die with the old world. 689 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,060 Barbaric morons. 690 00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:51,440 Thanks very much. 691 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,320 It's almost six o'clock. 692 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,400 Thanks very much, far. 693 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:56,240 This is it now, guys. 694 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,720 No messing around, okay? 695 00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:00,120 No pussyfooting. 696 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,900 We're gonna go straight into 697 00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:04,120 this hard and fast. 698 00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:05,000 Buckle up. 699 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,000 It's gonna be a bumpy ride. 700 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,700 We go into the first turn. 701 00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:15,490 We slow down to almost fucking 702 00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:16,460 second gear. 703 00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:17,620 We don't even go into first. 704 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:18,920 Suggested first. 705 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,460 But I'm not gonna do that. 706 00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:21,860 We keep her at fourth. 707 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,560 80% speed. 708 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,200 Remember, guys? 709 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,940 That's what they told us in the, 710 00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:27,740 uh... 711 00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:28,780 In the fucking, um... 712 00:26:28,780 --> 00:26:30,120 Tutorial. 713 00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:31,310 Even though we don't go by 714 00:26:31,310 --> 00:26:32,640 tutorials around here. 715 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,190 The only tutorial you want to 716 00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:35,400 hear is one from me. 717 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:37,340 About how to increase your 718 00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:38,820 investment plum. 719 00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:41,580 Plum is actually a big sum that 720 00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:42,760 you put away. 721 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,950 And is harvesting during the 722 00:26:44,950 --> 00:26:46,180 summer months of your 723 00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:47,360 retirement age. 724 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:48,540 Look. 725 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:51,770 Many of you are heading towards 726 00:26:51,770 --> 00:26:53,540 the back nine. 727 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:54,930 What are you gonna be doing 728 00:26:54,930 --> 00:26:56,780 when you hit the 19th hole? 729 00:26:56,980 --> 00:26:57,820 And where do you want to be 730 00:26:57,820 --> 00:26:58,820 spending the wedge? 731 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,740 Also, have you got the wedge 732 00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:01,580 saved up? 733 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,290 When I open up my golfing bag 734 00:27:03,290 --> 00:27:05,460 at the back of the fucking 19th 735 00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:06,080 hole. 736 00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:07,180 When I bring you down to the 737 00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:08,520 back of the 19th hole to show 738 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:09,460 you what I've got. 739 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,010 It's not my drivers or my golf 740 00:27:12,010 --> 00:27:14,220 tees or my selection of Titleist. 741 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,640 Tiger Woods, uh... 742 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,240 Signed Titleist Golf Balls. 743 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,840 What I've got are documents. 744 00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:24,930 I bring a file of facts and a 745 00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:26,440 ledger with me. 746 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:27,720 And I usually show all 747 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,780 prospective golfing buddies. 748 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,840 What I'm dealing with. 749 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:34,280 Facts, figures, and if I haven't 750 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,880 got time to bust out the 751 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,640 fucking, uh... 752 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:37,940 iPad. 753 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,100 I show the paperwork. 754 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,060 What's the paperwork? 755 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,440 It's my accounts. 756 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:46,960 Back in black. 757 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,700 Was never in red. 758 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:49,680 Never. 759 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:53,880 Sure, you gotta take a bit of a 760 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,640 risk sometimes. 761 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:57,980 Speculate to accumulate. 762 00:27:58,500 --> 00:27:59,780 That's what they say. 763 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,180 But if you're like me. 764 00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:06,720 You're probably working your bollocks 765 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,560 off since you were three. 766 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:18,560 Nice and easy here, guys. 767 00:28:18,620 --> 00:28:23,920 As we sleuth into the Metzgefeld. 768 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,680 A really nice circular swooper. 769 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,520 Which sends us, launches us 770 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,960 into a downhill chase. 771 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:36,540 With these two creeps. 772 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,460 Absolute disgustards. 773 00:28:40,140 --> 00:28:42,310 We just flax on by like a flax 774 00:28:42,310 --> 00:28:44,540 seed in the night. 775 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,400 Taking a right cruise turn into 776 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,080 the nightmare. 777 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,300 Known. 778 00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:51,300 Known. 779 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,840 The nightmare known as the Versiphon. 780 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:58,680 Oh. 781 00:28:58,940 --> 00:29:00,180 And that's why it's a nightmare. 782 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:03,680 A few bruised cheeks after that. 783 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,050 And this is some M50 shit right 784 00:29:06,050 --> 00:29:06,660 here. 785 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:07,940 See you later. 786 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,700 You should have fucking worked 787 00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:10,870 harder and bought a better 788 00:29:10,870 --> 00:29:11,340 motor. 789 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,190 Or even just upgraded the one 790 00:29:13,190 --> 00:29:13,940 you had. 791 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:16,510 I was a senior sales executive 792 00:29:16,510 --> 00:29:18,990 for 15 years in Mercedes 793 00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:20,060 Ireland. 794 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,600 I know. 795 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,280 How to get a decent turbo 796 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,400 injection unit placed inside 797 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,160 your undercarriage. 798 00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:29,330 Friends with a few grease 799 00:29:29,330 --> 00:29:31,240 monkeys out there. 800 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,450 I like to think that I can mix 801 00:29:34,450 --> 00:29:36,240 it up with the blue collar guys. 802 00:29:36,340 --> 00:29:37,860 As well as play high power 803 00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:39,180 games of squash. 804 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,940 With Eddie Jordan. 805 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,220 And most. 806 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,360 If not all. 807 00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:52,620 Of the Taka Touring car team. 808 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,670 That launched Eddie's career 809 00:29:55,670 --> 00:29:58,260 back in 2001. 810 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,080 Even though. 811 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:01,280 He'd been. 812 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,280 He'd been working on four 813 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,100 wheels since he was yay high. 814 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,240 He really didn't get going 815 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,280 until 2001. 816 00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:10,490 I know that's an unpopular 817 00:30:10,490 --> 00:30:11,100 opinion. 818 00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:12,460 But it's just what I think. 819 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,360 He changed his name. 820 00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:16,820 And rode Taka. 821 00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:19,280 For a few years. 822 00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:22,740 Most. 823 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,420 Writers do in the literary 824 00:30:24,420 --> 00:30:25,080 world. 825 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,520 You know that they have a pseudonym. 826 00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:27,960 They don't want to come under 827 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:28,680 any flack. 828 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:29,900 If they write shite. 829 00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:31,570 Same was going on with Eddie 830 00:30:31,570 --> 00:30:32,080 Jordan. 831 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:35,500 A long career in Formula One. 832 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,120 F1. 833 00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:38,520 Didn't really work out for him 834 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,780 as well as he wanted it to. 835 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,120 He moved into Taka. 836 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:42,680 I said. 837 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:42,960 Eddie. 838 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,120 You're making a bad bold move. 839 00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:47,150 Why not come with me on the 840 00:30:47,150 --> 00:30:49,360 fucking journey on the carousel. 841 00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:51,820 That is Nürburgring tomorrow. 842 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,220 He said. 843 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:53,920 Listen Connor. 844 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,740 I don't need you anymore. 845 00:30:58,820 --> 00:31:00,560 And he still ruined the day he 846 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,980 ever said that to me. 847 00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:05,580 He was ringing me up a few 848 00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:08,680 weeks ago though. 849 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,680 Wanted to know about Zurich. 850 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,410 I said I'm off out to Geneva in 851 00:31:13,410 --> 00:31:14,840 a few weeks. 852 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:17,460 Drop me a text. 853 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,860 And I'll hook you up with a 854 00:31:19,860 --> 00:31:21,100 business class seat. 855 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,380 Up beside me. 856 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,800 We can chat shit. 857 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:26,400 And then when I get to Geneva. 858 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,110 You can have a couple of days 859 00:31:28,110 --> 00:31:29,660 rest and relaxation. 860 00:31:32,060 --> 00:31:33,220 In the Carlton. 861 00:31:35,220 --> 00:31:36,450 We might go watch shopping the 862 00:31:36,450 --> 00:31:37,860 day after. 863 00:31:38,660 --> 00:31:40,380 Then take the train out to Bern. 864 00:31:41,660 --> 00:31:42,900 Then a cable cart. 865 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:44,900 Out to the laughter brunin'. 866 00:31:46,180 --> 00:31:48,160 Stay in a wooden chalet there. 867 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,060 Go hunting. 868 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,160 Bit of skiing. 869 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:52,820 Sightseeing. 870 00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:55,020 Maybe a little climb up the Eiger. 871 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,020 If your knees are up to it 872 00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:57,840 Eddie. 873 00:31:58,900 --> 00:31:59,620 He laughed. 874 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:01,320 But I was serious. 875 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:02,980 The guy's getting on. 876 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:04,450 And he needs to take care of 877 00:32:04,450 --> 00:32:05,180 himself. 878 00:32:06,820 --> 00:32:07,200 Had a bit of unfortunate 879 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,880 business there. 880 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,380 With my friend John. 881 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:11,420 His dad. 882 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,660 Was 85. 883 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,460 An ardent climber. 884 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:19,980 Don't know why he went up the Eiger. 885 00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:23,580 Unfortunately he didn't have a 886 00:32:23,580 --> 00:32:26,400 Zurich pension plan. 887 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:29,840 But uh. 888 00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:31,980 A lot of. 889 00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,230 Props I got actually for 890 00:32:33,230 --> 00:32:34,870 attending the funeral the last 891 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:35,280 day. 892 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:35,460 And. 893 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,820 Just enlightening him. 894 00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:39,860 And his family. 895 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,120 And what could have been. 896 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:44,720 What should. 897 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:45,600 What would have been. 898 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,420 And what should have been. 899 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,200 A great. 900 00:32:49,580 --> 00:32:50,160 Retirement. 901 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,880 Seen these guys here? Fuck you. 902 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:53,900 Bye-bye. 903 00:32:57,980 --> 00:33:00,640 Now into the Galgan Kopf we go. 904 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:04,500 88, 90, accelerating hard and 905 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:05,320 fast. 906 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,240 108, 109. 907 00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:11,090 Yeah, onto this lovely big Dottinger 908 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:11,880 hoe. 909 00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:15,020 The Audi R8 V10, no thanks, you 910 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:17,200 won't sell me that shit. 911 00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:19,020 Nothing to do with me. 912 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,300 We're C-Days only, I'm brand 913 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:21,900 loyal. 914 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:29,460 7.13, 7.15, we've got 20 915 00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:34,560 seconds to make silver, guys. 916 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,650 As we head under the Bilstein 917 00:33:36,650 --> 00:33:37,480 boo-boo. 918 00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:40,340 We've got 10 seconds to go. 919 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,820 10 seconds left. 920 00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:43,860 No! 921 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,780 Bit of oversteer. 922 00:33:53,780 --> 00:33:55,160 The fucking ghost. 923 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,800 Ghost of John's dad there 924 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,420 haunting me. 925 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,770 As we cruise into bronze 926 00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:03,220 territory. 927 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:06,550 Unfortunately, the Mercedes 928 00:34:06,550 --> 00:34:09,500 fails to capitalize on what was 929 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:12,470 such a promising and blistering 930 00:34:12,470 --> 00:34:14,640 opening few curves. 931 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,640 The Hatsenberg aboombo. 932 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,640 The Hatsenberg aboombo. 933 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,240 The Hatsenberg aboombo. 934 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:19,000 I made. 935 00:34:19,860 --> 00:34:22,310 I think too much was made of 936 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,940 investment talk. 937 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,200 I was getting too into depth 938 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,880 with the anecdotal ins and outs 939 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,400 of Eddie Jordan and his fiscal 940 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,240 irresponsibility. 941 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,300 Especially John's father as 942 00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:40,880 well. 943 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,680 Well, if you've just joined us, 944 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,000 welcome to the Nürburgring Nordschleife, 945 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:47,800 guys. 946 00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:49,300 This is drive time. 947 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,000 It's almost six o'clock. 948 00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:54,010 You're watching Nürburgring Nordschleife 949 00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:55,700 with me, Connor Williams. 950 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:57,080 It's almost six o'clock. 951 00:34:58,300 --> 00:34:59,000 Dermot grabs the folder from 952 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,620 his locker and spins. 953 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,040 Let's have a look here. 954 00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:04,810 I'm going to listen to this 955 00:35:04,810 --> 00:35:05,360 live now. 956 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,140 Sorry, a bit of news. 957 00:35:06,140 --> 00:35:07,430 There's no need to describe in 958 00:35:07,430 --> 00:35:08,540 detail every inch of the new 959 00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:09,540 Range Rover Evoque. 960 00:35:09,820 --> 00:35:11,120 With its unmistakable coupe-like 961 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,610 silhouette, you'll recognize 962 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,040 that quiet refinement when you 963 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:14,600 see it. 964 00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:15,890 And with a new mild hybrid 965 00:35:15,890 --> 00:35:17,500 electric engine and intuitive 966 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:19,170 technology, you have a car that 967 00:35:19,170 --> 00:35:20,840 handles superbly, both on road 968 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,540 and off. 969 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,380 What a car? 970 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:23,230 So if you're looking for a 971 00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:24,160 compact SUV that takes city 972 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,100 driving above... 973 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:25,320 Yeah. 974 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,300 Sorry about that technical gremlins, 975 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,400 guys. 976 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:32,820 John. 977 00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:34,060 TK. 978 00:35:34,260 --> 00:35:34,940 Get a grip. 979 00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:35,720 Get a grip. 980 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:36,560 You're 38. 981 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,390 You're funding the entire 982 00:35:38,390 --> 00:35:39,160 stream. 983 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,100 TK Maxx. 984 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:44,960 Had a bit of a breakdown about 985 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,620 you, TK, the last day. 986 00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:49,460 You really ruffled the fucking 987 00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:50,560 feathers, man. 988 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,100 Still am ruffled. 989 00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:54,260 Thanks so much. 990 00:35:54,340 --> 00:35:56,020 I've just spoke to your wife. 991 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,200 Nikki, I'm out of it. 992 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:57,900 Thanks so much. 993 00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,400 You've been the victim of bank 994 00:35:59,400 --> 00:35:59,920 fraud. 995 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:00,440 Freightseeing, Nikki. 996 00:36:01,180 --> 00:36:03,080 Nikki, you've been the victim 997 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,140 of bank fraud. 998 00:36:05,340 --> 00:36:06,640 You've no fucking situation to 999 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,380 deal with at the moment, John. 1000 00:36:10,540 --> 00:36:11,720 I don't know what's going on. 1001 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,020 I've just spoke to your wife. 1002 00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:20,950 You've been the victim of bank 1003 00:36:20,950 --> 00:36:21,960 fraud. 1004 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,960 FBI, thanks so much. 1005 00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:27,010 Your dad was killed by my file 1006 00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:28,220 of facts, you say. 1007 00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:29,160 It's disgusting. 1008 00:36:30,660 --> 00:36:31,720 At Davey, 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That's not that bad. 1166 00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:42,320 Sound 7's Scanlon. 1167 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,560 On the Nace Road approach. 1168 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,300 News talk traffic and travel 1169 00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:47,230 with information supplied by 1170 00:40:47,230 --> 00:40:48,420 the AA.ie. 1171 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:49,860 Dot IE. 1172 00:40:50,460 --> 00:40:51,240 With Nissan. 1173 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:52,670 Number one for petrol in 1174 00:40:52,670 --> 00:40:53,360 Ireland. 1175 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,520 Petrol and diesel. 1176 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,280 Number one for electric. 1177 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:56,480 Electric. 1178 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,420 Innovation that excites. 1179 00:40:58,940 --> 00:41:00,960 This is his new show. 1180 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,130 Still to come, former Justice 1181 00:41:03,130 --> 00:41:05,130 Minister Noron explains her 1182 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,300 very personal reasons for being 1183 00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:08,950 involved in the dementia garden 1184 00:41:08,950 --> 00:41:10,290 at the Bloom Festival next 1185 00:41:10,290 --> 00:41:10,960 weekend. 1186 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,780 Tom Dunn says we should spice 1187 00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:14,540 up our lives and embrace the 1188 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:16,600 British popular girl brand. 1189 00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:19,140 The Italian Grand Prix Wimbledon. 1190 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:19,680 Yes. 1191 00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:21,500 Michelle Jackson suggests some 1192 00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:23,360 ultimate Father's Day gifts. 1193 00:41:24,020 --> 00:41:24,660 Mission travel. 1194 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:25,500 Six o'clock. 1195 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:26,800 You should do that. 1196 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,060 Let's get the latest news in 1197 00:41:28,060 --> 00:41:29,340 sport now with Eamon Torsney 1198 00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:30,580 and Richie McCormick. 1199 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,680 Jesus Christ. 1200 00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:34,030 I just came up really hard on 1201 00:41:34,030 --> 00:41:35,940 six o'clock there. 1202 00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:37,820 Insurance brokers. 1203 00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:39,640 Range Rover Evoke. 1204 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,200 Italian Grand Prix. 1205 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,260 Speak for a broker. 1206 00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:44,860 Aaron Brennan. 1207 00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:45,740 I just went to paper on a new 1208 00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:46,780 pension deal from Zurich. 1209 00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:47,720 Thank you so much. 1210 00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:48,740 You should too, John. 1211 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:49,580 Aaron Brennan. 1212 00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:51,960 Foreskin Turtleneck. 1213 00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:53,660 Evan Scanlon. 1214 00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:55,140 Zurich Life. 1215 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:56,720 Connor Fowler. 1216 00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:58,120 Killian Willian. 1217 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,140 Everybody who's donated. 1218 00:42:01,340 --> 00:42:02,660 Very, very kind of you there. 1219 00:42:02,740 --> 00:42:03,160 FBI. 1220 00:42:03,940 --> 00:42:05,060 Mickey Schlugmacher. 1221 00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:06,780 I just spoke to your wife. 1222 00:42:08,580 --> 00:42:09,710 You've been the victim of bank 1223 00:42:09,710 --> 00:42:10,720 fraud. 1224 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:13,080 Holy shit. 1225 00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:13,880 That was a six o'clock. 1226 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,160 It's almost six o'clock. 1227 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,780 It is six o'clock, John. 1228 00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:19,340 That was such a six o'clock. 1229 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:20,820 That was probably one of the 1230 00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:22,580 hardest sixes I've ever hit. 1231 00:42:24,420 --> 00:42:24,900 Right. 1232 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:25,420 Let's go. 1233 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:25,900 Let's go. 1234 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:26,420 Let's go. 1235 00:42:26,540 --> 00:42:26,980 Silver. 1236 00:42:27,260 --> 00:42:28,380 It's almost six 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followed with a 1290 00:43:50,690 --> 00:43:52,580 heavy fucking dose of sport in 1291 00:43:52,580 --> 00:43:53,580 your mouth. 1292 00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:55,180 Swallow it down. 1293 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,560 And then wash it all off. 1294 00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,570 With some creamy fucking 1295 00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:00,960 insurance ads. 1296 00:44:01,580 --> 00:44:02,900 A few bank ads. 1297 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:04,760 A few fucking you're getting 1298 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,310 old and you need to think about 1299 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,640 stuff before you die. 1300 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:08,560 Ads. 1301 00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:10,950 A few fucking what car are you 1302 00:44:10,950 --> 00:44:11,960 driving? 1303 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,840 If it's not this, it's shit. 1304 00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:14,600 Ads. 1305 00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:17,340 Keep up with the Jones, guys. 1306 00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:19,480 Keep up with the Conner. 1307 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:22,160 Keep up with the Conner. 1308 00:44:24,740 --> 00:44:25,840 Stay with me. 1309 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000 You won't go wrong. 1310 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:28,200 Bergering. 1311 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,540 Here's my song. 1312 00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:30,820 Nord Schleifer. 1313 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,580 Welcome everyone to the stream. 1314 00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:36,240 Courtesy of Francis Higgins. 1315 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,730 We're going to go for a big boy 1316 00:44:38,730 --> 00:44:40,680 lap for the silver. 1317 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:42,530 Thanks to Francis Higgins for 1318 00:44:42,530 --> 00:44:44,360 making the stream happen. 1319 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:51,240 Bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1320 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:55,600 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1321 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,360 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1322 00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,080 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1323 00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:58,800 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1324 00:44:58,800 --> 00:44:59,520 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1325 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:00,240 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1326 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:00,960 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1327 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:01,680 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1328 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:02,400 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1329 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,120 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1330 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:03,840 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1331 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:04,560 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1332 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,310 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1333 00:45:05,310 --> 00:45:06,020 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1334 00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:06,720 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1335 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:07,440 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1336 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,160 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1337 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:08,880 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1338 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:09,600 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1339 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,320 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1340 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,040 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1341 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:11,760 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1342 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:12,480 bad apps, bad apps, bad apps, 1343 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,360 bad apps, 1344 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,600 - Bones, boones, boones. 1345 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,940 - It's almost six o'clock. 1346 00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:21,400 - Thanks so much, Frano. 1347 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,320 Frano, Higmeister. 1348 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:26,270 Sorry guys, just got to 1349 00:45:26,270 --> 00:45:29,360 wardrobe malfunction, 1350 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,380 got to adjust the turt, the turtleneckus. 1351 00:45:32,380 --> 00:45:33,820 Turtus neckus. 1352 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,560 - It's almost six o'clock. 1353 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,240 Time to get down to your local 1354 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,240 Mercedes dealer 1355 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,220 and ask about test driving the 1356 00:45:42,220 --> 00:45:43,360 new Mercedes. 1357 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,400 - Martin C, thanks so much. 1358 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,460 Conmeister General, I just 1359 00:45:47,460 --> 00:45:49,780 wanted to touch base to let you 1360 00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:50,220 know, 1361 00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:52,270 I bumped into Ralph Shumi at 1362 00:45:52,270 --> 00:45:53,640 the Web Summit. 1363 00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,120 The Web Summit. 1364 00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:57,430 I know you used to roll with 1365 00:45:57,430 --> 00:45:59,400 him in the 90s. 1366 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,280 He's in the market for a new AMG. 1367 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,900 So I passed on your deets. 1368 00:46:04,900 --> 00:46:07,780 We still on for some riceling 1369 00:46:07,780 --> 00:46:09,240 at Eddie's. 1370 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,190 Yeah, we will, yeah, we'll see 1371 00:46:11,190 --> 00:46:12,300 you soon, man. 1372 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,890 - Order me a fucking smokestack, 1373 00:46:15,890 --> 00:46:17,220 will you? 1374 00:46:17,220 --> 00:46:19,220 I'll be down in 20. 1375 00:46:19,220 --> 00:46:20,730 I need to get, I'm gonna, I'm 1376 00:46:20,730 --> 00:46:22,120 not, we're not going for an 1377 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:22,640 Eddie, 1378 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,360 we're not going for an Eddie 1379 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,900 Jordan's until we finish Silverman. 1380 00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:29,220 Alicia Silverstone. 1381 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:32,630 - One last sip of my ice cold 1382 00:46:32,630 --> 00:46:34,080 coffee. 1383 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,740 - And we're ready to hit the 1384 00:46:36,740 --> 00:46:39,080 fucking Accelotron. 1385 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,080 Pedal to the metal. 1386 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,500 Let's go. 1387 00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:44,010 - I might not be able to hang 1388 00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:46,360 out with you Morton C. 1389 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,260 - Because I actually have a, I 1390 00:46:48,260 --> 00:46:50,160 actually have a seven o'clock 1391 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,930 penciled in with a few of the 1392 00:46:51,930 --> 00:46:53,220 heads from RTE. 1393 00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:56,960 Just the legal team and a few 1394 00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,080 presenters as well. 1395 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,080 - I'm not going to name the 1396 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,240 names because I'm classy, you 1397 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:04,940 know? 1398 00:47:04,940 --> 00:47:08,160 - But needless to say, I'm 1399 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,120 being picked up in their 1400 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:15,010 Mercedes AMG Custom Class, 1401 00:47:15,010 --> 00:47:16,490 which I hooked them up with the 1402 00:47:16,490 --> 00:47:17,800 Geneva Motor Show. 1403 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,450 - All right, okay, I know you 1404 00:47:20,450 --> 00:47:22,890 want me to spill the beans on 1405 00:47:22,890 --> 00:47:25,460 who I'm hanging out with. 1406 00:47:27,860 --> 00:47:29,100 Yeah, it's Crystal Swing. 1407 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,100 Yeah. 1408 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:34,300 Sorry, Crystal Swing, I know 1409 00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:36,050 you're watching, you're 1410 00:47:36,050 --> 00:47:38,460 probably going to be like, that 1411 00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:40,600 fucking asshole man. 1412 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,350 Told him not to mention our 1413 00:47:42,350 --> 00:47:43,000 names. 1414 00:47:44,140 --> 00:47:45,540 But, uh, yeah. 1415 00:47:45,540 --> 00:47:47,260 - It's almost six o'clock. 1416 00:47:47,260 --> 00:47:48,960 - I met up with the guys there. 1417 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,120 I actually met them last year 1418 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:54,100 when I was, I was having a real 1419 00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:57,720 heavy time at Nürburgring. 1420 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:00,520 I was having a real heavy time 1421 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,920 at the Nürburgring. 1422 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,210 And, um, let's just say, they 1423 00:48:06,210 --> 00:48:09,400 really fucking picked me up out 1424 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,320 of a dark place. 1425 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,120 I just lost my fucking Mercedes. 1426 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:18,420 - It was confiscated. - It was 1427 00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:18,420 confiscated. 1428 00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:23,170 - After I was, uh, implicated 1429 00:48:23,170 --> 00:48:26,080 in a, in a fucking really bad 1430 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,180 situation. 1431 00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:29,470 There was a murder. - There 1432 00:48:29,470 --> 00:48:31,420 last year. 1433 00:48:31,420 --> 00:48:37,120 - Around last March. - Out in 1434 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:43,120 the, uh, in the mountains. 1435 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:47,550 - Found a body. - And, uh, let's 1436 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:50,360 just say they, uh, were looking 1437 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,880 for a Mercedes. 1438 00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:57,040 - They came knocking on my door. 1439 00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:01,140 - Two in the morning. The whole 1440 00:49:01,140 --> 00:49:02,340 family out of bed. 1441 00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:06,580 - They took it. - They took it. 1442 00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:08,220 They took it. Forensics were 1443 00:49:08,220 --> 00:49:09,930 looking at it. They couldn't 1444 00:49:09,930 --> 00:49:12,860 find nothing. The captain was 1445 00:49:12,860 --> 00:49:13,820 saying, they took me in for 1446 00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:16,050 questioning. Took me in for 1447 00:49:16,050 --> 00:49:20,550 questioning, guys. They held me 1448 00:49:20,550 --> 00:49:23,910 for a day. But they couldn't 1449 00:49:23,910 --> 00:49:27,890 prove anything. They could not 1450 00:49:27,890 --> 00:49:30,560 prove a beam. We're going to 1451 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:31,570 start this again because that 1452 00:49:31,570 --> 00:49:32,080 was shite. 1453 00:49:33,020 --> 00:49:34,950 Yeah, they held me for fucking 1454 00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:36,950 12 hours. Then they got an 1455 00:49:36,950 --> 00:49:38,880 extension, which was the full 1456 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,640 day, you know. But I have a 1457 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,780 great solicitor. Meet him later 1458 00:49:42,780 --> 00:49:44,640 with Crystal Swingers. The 1459 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,760 swing set. And we, uh, so we're 1460 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,760 meeting Crystal Swingers later 1461 00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:50,730 on. But that was, I was in a 1462 00:49:50,730 --> 00:49:52,280 dark time because I'd been 1463 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,790 questioned on account of 1464 00:49:53,790 --> 00:49:55,330 suspicion of murder. On 1465 00:49:55,330 --> 00:49:57,370 suspicion of murder. Which, as 1466 00:49:57,370 --> 00:49:58,680 you know, is just absolute 1467 00:49:58,680 --> 00:49:59,460 horse shit. 1468 00:49:59,460 --> 00:50:00,910 Horse shit. As I said to the 1469 00:50:00,910 --> 00:50:02,480 guard here at the time, that's 1470 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,180 horse shit. And you're going to 1471 00:50:04,180 --> 00:50:05,760 pay for this. There's still a 1472 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,330 bit of a legal kickback, which 1473 00:50:07,330 --> 00:50:09,350 is going on now. I'm suing them 1474 00:50:09,350 --> 00:50:11,260 for a monumental amount. For 1475 00:50:11,260 --> 00:50:13,050 the damage they caused me. 1476 00:50:13,050 --> 00:50:14,940 Mental stress. Just imagine 1477 00:50:14,940 --> 00:50:16,520 that. Being rude out of your 1478 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:17,420 fucking bed. 1479 00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:18,790 the kids as well you know they 1480 00:50:18,790 --> 00:50:20,440 had to see that daddy daddy 1481 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,170 what's going on it's like go 1482 00:50:22,170 --> 00:50:22,600 back to 1483 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:26,090 kid go back to kid's bed i was 1484 00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:29,200 so i was so i was so shook at 1485 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,680 the time i said i looked at my 1486 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:33,480 son in 1487 00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,840 his eyes i said go back to kid's 1488 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,480 bed it's almost 6 a.m and then 1489 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,720 i had to i was taken into the 1490 00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:43,920 the 1491 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,940 guard station questioned for 12 1492 00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:48,780 hours they got an extension 1493 00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:50,760 this the judge gave them an 1494 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,600 extension 1495 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,050 for another 12 you know they 1496 00:50:54,050 --> 00:50:56,210 were like what where were you 1497 00:50:56,210 --> 00:50:58,280 on this day at this time what 1498 00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,040 were you 1499 00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,220 doing were you in the mountains 1500 00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:01,080 i was like yeah i like to 1501 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,040 fucking drive around the 1502 00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:02,540 mountains 1503 00:51:02,540 --> 00:51:05,240 sightseeing hey what were you 1504 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:07,460 carrying we have you on cctv 1505 00:51:07,460 --> 00:51:09,910 here it's like fuck off man um 1506 00:51:09,910 --> 00:51:10,780 you know 1507 00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:12,140 what are you doing i said i was 1508 00:51:12,140 --> 00:51:13,450 driving fast because i like to 1509 00:51:13,450 --> 00:51:14,920 drive fast nurburgring every 1510 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,440 every year guys i still have a 1511 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:20,040 trof fucking nurburgring two 1512 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,260 years in a row zonad stag 1513 00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:24,160 they were like why when was the 1514 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,980 last time you were there asking 1515 00:51:25,980 --> 00:51:27,780 me about nurburgring as well 1516 00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:30,090 it's like fucking okay i'm 1517 00:51:30,090 --> 00:51:32,490 going there in two days who 1518 00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:35,000 with crystals crystal swing 1519 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:41,420 It's almost six o'clock 1520 00:51:41,420 --> 00:51:45,880 Because I met them 1521 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,180 A few days prior to that 1522 00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:50,060 I was at a fucking corporate 1523 00:51:50,060 --> 00:51:52,180 And they were doing the fucking 1524 00:51:52,180 --> 00:51:52,880 entertainment 1525 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:59,160 Crystal Swing were doing the 1526 00:51:59,160 --> 00:51:59,780 entertain-o 1527 00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:01,850 At the corporate, the Zurich 1528 00:52:01,850 --> 00:52:02,460 corporate 1529 00:52:02,460 --> 00:52:05,840 And they were amazing 1530 00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,220 They brought the house down 1531 00:52:07,220 --> 00:52:08,890 I'm gonna restart this again, 1532 00:52:08,890 --> 00:52:09,180 guys 1533 00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:11,360 They brought the fucking house 1534 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:11,740 down 1535 00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:15,040 The mother, the son, the 1536 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,260 daughter 1537 00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:22,700 We got on so well that I said 1538 00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:25,580 Look, swing on over to Cologne 1539 00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:28,980 Got a fucking hotel in Cologne 1540 00:52:28,980 --> 00:52:30,960 And we'll head out to the Norge 1541 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,240 We'll do the Norge life 1542 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:32,800 And we'll have it together 1543 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,220 I've just had a bit of space 1544 00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:37,330 There's enough space in the 1545 00:52:37,330 --> 00:52:38,700 back of the AMG 1546 00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:39,620 The coupe 1547 00:52:39,620 --> 00:52:42,380 It's a coupe, but I've had an 1548 00:52:42,380 --> 00:52:43,640 extension put in the back 1549 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,000 So the son and the daughter 1550 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,480 were in the back 1551 00:52:47,620 --> 00:52:49,040 The mother up front 1552 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,720 And we were just about coming 1553 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:52,020 up to this corner here 1554 00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:53,060 Which is the hawk hiking 1555 00:52:53,060 --> 00:52:55,900 I'm changing gears 1556 00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:58,820 And I feel a hand on my leg 1557 00:52:58,820 --> 00:53:00,150 I look across and I look across 1558 00:53:00,150 --> 00:53:00,360 and I'm like 1559 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,300 What the hell's going on here? 1560 00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:07,840 I say, hey, what's going on? 1561 00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:11,880 She goes, sorry, I was just 1562 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,080 looking for the handbrake 1563 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:16,460 I said, sorry love 1564 00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:18,480 I'm married 1565 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,620 And that isn't the handbrake 1566 00:53:20,620 --> 00:53:22,140 And thirdly 1567 00:53:22,140 --> 00:53:24,160 We're not doing that 1568 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,760 I'm taking control of the car 1569 00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:26,080 here 1570 00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,480 I'm the driver 1571 00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:37,800 And we were just 1572 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,750 Here we were at the Orenberg 1573 00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:40,140 here 1574 00:53:40,140 --> 00:53:43,260 And I was like really shook 1575 00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:46,820 My bridge stones were feeling 1576 00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:47,260 the wear 1577 00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:49,300 As I tickled the apex 1578 00:53:49,300 --> 00:53:52,380 Snaking in smooth and fast 1579 00:53:52,380 --> 00:53:55,260 Into the frug's roner 1580 00:53:55,260 --> 00:54:00,600 She backed off 1581 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:01,560 The hand had gone 1582 00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,460 I felt a little bit of disquiet 1583 00:54:03,460 --> 00:54:05,780 Come over the car 1584 00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:09,200 I was like, sorry guys 1585 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,330 Didn't want to put a damner or 1586 00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:11,020 anything there 1587 00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:11,560 But I mean 1588 00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:14,200 This is just a strictly drive 1589 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,220 situation 1590 00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:15,640 Okay 1591 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,100 We're going for silver 1592 00:54:17,100 --> 00:54:19,540 Why not tell me about one of 1593 00:54:19,540 --> 00:54:20,420 your latest tracks 1594 00:54:20,420 --> 00:54:21,200 Or what's the next 1595 00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,380 I was like, so swingers 1596 00:54:23,380 --> 00:54:25,580 What's the next move? 1597 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,840 Then the fucking wife says 1598 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:31,920 Wouldn't you like to know? 1599 00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:32,700 I said, yeah 1600 00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:34,040 I would like to know 1601 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,570 You did a barnstorming 1602 00:54:35,570 --> 00:54:36,440 performance 1603 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,640 At the Zurich corporate 1604 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,540 What are you doing next? 1605 00:54:40,940 --> 00:54:41,700 Electric picnic 1606 00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:44,060 Maybe the gaiety 1607 00:54:44,060 --> 00:54:47,380 I have a friend 1608 00:54:47,380 --> 00:54:48,740 Who works at the 1609 00:54:48,740 --> 00:54:50,820 If you want 1610 00:54:50,820 --> 00:54:51,600 I've got a friend 1611 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,600 Who works at the board 1612 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:53,380 Gosh 1613 00:54:53,380 --> 00:54:59,480 He might be able to get you in 1614 00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:00,980 For a bit of swing time 1615 00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:06,040 They said 1616 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,520 She goes 1617 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,220 I'm not interested in that 1618 00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:11,630 I'm interested in what's going 1619 00:55:11,630 --> 00:55:12,440 on in here 1620 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:13,440 I said 1621 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,640 You know well what's going on 1622 00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:15,440 in here, swing 1623 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,940 Look swing 1624 00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,400 We're going for silver 1625 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,620 Nothing more, nothing less 1626 00:55:21,620 --> 00:55:22,940 Maybe gold if we've got it 1627 00:55:22,940 --> 00:55:24,160 But the way you've been going 1628 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,100 on since we started 1629 00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:27,320 Gold's off the menu 1630 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,080 Gold is completely off the menu 1631 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,200 Right then 1632 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:35,280 I look up in the mirror 1633 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:37,270 And the young fellas in the 1634 00:55:37,270 --> 00:55:37,680 back 1635 00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:38,840 Doing the hucklebook 1636 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,320 The young fellas in the back 1637 00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:42,260 Doing the hucklebook 1638 00:55:42,260 --> 00:55:48,000 It's fucking 1639 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,220 I was like 1640 00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:50,040 Steady on 1641 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,080 Buckle up 1642 00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,640 Put the seatbelt back on 1643 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:55,380 Buckle up 1644 00:55:55,380 --> 00:55:56,840 Not the hucklebook 1645 00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:58,080 Buckle up 1646 00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,190 Otherwise you're going to go 1647 00:55:59,190 --> 00:56:00,280 through the fucking window 1648 00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,030 You'll go through the fucking 1649 00:56:02,030 --> 00:56:02,480 window 1650 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:09,120 Right then 1651 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:10,760 As we entered the claustral 1652 00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:12,080 The claustartle 1653 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,820 I was startled 1654 00:56:13,820 --> 00:56:19,180 I was having to drive at least 1655 00:56:19,180 --> 00:56:21,480 65 to 70% of my 1656 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:22,830 What I knew was my full 1657 00:56:22,830 --> 00:56:23,640 capability 1658 00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,340 And that was really putting a 1659 00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:27,100 dampener on the whole affair 1660 00:56:27,100 --> 00:56:33,580 As we entered the shteckelstreck 1661 00:56:33,580 --> 00:56:36,370 My moonshmuger was fucking 1662 00:56:36,370 --> 00:56:37,460 ballooned 1663 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:40,260 I reached into the glove box 1664 00:56:40,260 --> 00:56:44,450 And grabbed a crisp cool can of 1665 00:56:44,450 --> 00:56:46,000 sand belly 1666 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,520 As I rocked as I oversteered 1667 00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:51,880 the carousel into the fucking 1668 00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:52,800 mainframe 1669 00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:56,220 My side hatch was botched and 1670 00:56:56,220 --> 00:56:58,430 was going to need a real heavy 1671 00:56:58,430 --> 00:56:59,300 repair set 1672 00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:02,760 I slugged back to the aranciata 1673 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:06,120 Which refreshed my mind 1674 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,180 And made my dick hard 1675 00:57:08,180 --> 00:57:10,930 Although I didn't mention that 1676 00:57:10,930 --> 00:57:11,940 to the guys 1677 00:57:11,940 --> 00:57:13,760 Because it was quite obvious 1678 00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:15,240 what they were here for 1679 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,330 And it wasn't to fucking sing 1680 00:57:17,330 --> 00:57:18,080 and dance 1681 00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,740 Every time I looked in the 1682 00:57:20,740 --> 00:57:21,540 mirror 1683 00:57:21,540 --> 00:57:23,710 The brother and sister were 1684 00:57:23,710 --> 00:57:25,160 looking back at me 1685 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,300 Giving me the eyes 1686 00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:28,220 And winking 1687 00:57:28,220 --> 00:57:29,760 And also giving me words of 1688 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:30,700 encouragement 1689 00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:33,640 That sounded slightly innocuous 1690 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:34,540 And innuendous 1691 00:57:34,540 --> 00:57:38,660 Giving me words of support 1692 00:57:38,660 --> 00:57:39,920 Like such as 1693 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,630 Go hard on this next bang 1694 00:57:42,630 --> 00:57:43,460 Connor 1695 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,480 Make us scream 1696 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,240 Don't mind us Connor 1697 00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:51,080 You just do what you gotta do 1698 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,080 And we'll do the rest 1699 00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:54,940 I was saying to him 1700 00:57:54,940 --> 00:57:55,660 Listen guys 1701 00:57:55,660 --> 00:57:57,960 We're gonna fucking bronze this 1702 00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:58,240 one 1703 00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,340 You can just go easy on the 1704 00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:02,400 words of encouragement 1705 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,580 Right then 1706 00:58:04,580 --> 00:58:07,850 Mrs. Swing pulls out a bottle 1707 00:58:07,850 --> 00:58:09,280 of Grey Goose 1708 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,800 And says 1709 00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,420 Do you wanna make your Sam Pelley 1710 00:58:13,420 --> 00:58:15,430 Do you wanna make that Sam Pelley 1711 00:58:15,430 --> 00:58:16,920 a bit more interesting? 1712 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,560 A bit more interesting 1713 00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:20,800 I said listen love 1714 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,880 I don't drink and drive 1715 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,320 And neither should you 1716 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,180 She says I'm not driving 1717 00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:28,140 The only thing I'm driving is 1718 00:58:28,140 --> 00:58:28,760 you wild 1719 00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,220 I said you're not 1720 00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:31,240 I'm married 1721 00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:32,380 I have two kids 1722 00:58:32,380 --> 00:58:34,280 And I'm under investigation by 1723 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:34,920 the Garda 1724 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,520 On suspicion 1725 00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:41,760 On suspicion 1726 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:42,440 On suspicion 1727 00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:45,140 Sorry guys 1728 00:58:45,140 --> 00:58:48,110 When I slither home after a 1729 00:58:48,110 --> 00:58:49,420 hard day out in the fields 1730 00:58:49,420 --> 00:58:50,720 There's nothing I like more 1731 00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:52,130 than lashing a few shtickings 1732 00:58:52,130 --> 00:58:53,080 into the fireplace 1733 00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,100 And setting fire to them 1734 00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:56,350 Be careful not to burn your 1735 00:58:56,350 --> 00:58:57,120 hands like I did 1736 00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:58,430 While I'm waiting for that baby 1737 00:58:58,430 --> 00:58:58,980 to get going 1738 00:58:58,980 --> 00:59:00,860 I do a few rolls on the ground 1739 00:59:00,860 --> 00:59:03,060 And a few reptilious repetitions 1740 00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:04,820 Just to get the blood flowing 1741 00:59:04,820 --> 00:59:06,820 Once those flames are licking 1742 00:59:06,820 --> 00:59:07,180 high 1743 00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:08,740 It's time to shtick your colon 1744 00:59:08,740 --> 00:59:09,960 It's almost 6 o'clock 1745 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,540 I'm under investigation on 1746 00:59:12,540 --> 00:59:14,500 suspicion of murder 1747 00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:16,440 Do you seriously think I need 1748 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,550 another bit of drama in my life 1749 00:59:18,550 --> 00:59:19,100 guys? 1750 00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:26,590 I looked at the kids in the 1751 00:59:26,590 --> 00:59:29,140 back? 1752 00:59:29,140 --> 00:59:30,900 I said I never knew this was 1753 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:31,820 the way it was 1754 00:59:31,820 --> 00:59:33,740 and I wanted to end. 1755 00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:35,780 I was even fucking up the Dottinger 1756 00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:36,220 home. 1757 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,200 I was on the Dottinger home. 1758 00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:39,660 I usually am home straight at 1759 00:59:39,660 --> 00:59:40,240 the moment, 1760 00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:42,000 looking to bags the silver. 1761 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,710 I knew there was no chance of 1762 00:59:43,710 --> 00:59:44,120 it. 1763 00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:46,300 Seven minutes and two seconds 1764 00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:46,920 on the clock. 1765 00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:48,890 That was, I was only like a 1766 00:59:48,890 --> 00:59:50,220 quarter of the way down the 1767 00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:50,900 straight. 1768 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:52,330 I'd say I was going to be 1769 00:59:52,330 --> 00:59:53,940 hitting the Bill Stein at 1770 00:59:53,940 --> 00:59:55,400 around 7.20, 1771 00:59:55,540 --> 00:59:56,860 if I was lucky. 1772 00:59:59,140 --> 01:00:00,080 Here we go. 1773 01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:03,340 Bill Stein, 7.20. 1774 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,660 0.282. 1775 01:00:05,980 --> 01:00:07,380 That's exactly where I was. 1776 01:00:07,660 --> 01:00:09,080 Hit the fucking side hatch 1777 01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:09,740 again. 1778 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:11,390 That was going to be another 1779 01:00:11,390 --> 01:00:12,300 repair job. 1780 01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:16,150 Into the last fucking chicane 1781 01:00:16,150 --> 01:00:17,420 snake. 1782 01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:19,560 She was fucked. 1783 01:00:19,740 --> 01:00:20,860 She was gone altogether. 1784 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:22,440 Spilling gray goose all over 1785 01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:23,080 her lap. 1786 01:00:23,180 --> 01:00:24,420 She had a lovely dress on, 1787 01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:25,280 glittering. 1788 01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:26,860 It was wrecked. 1789 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,620 Absolutely wrecked. 1790 01:00:29,740 --> 01:00:31,950 I said, listen, love, that's 70 1791 01:00:31,950 --> 01:00:33,440 euro a bottle at least. 1792 01:00:36,140 --> 01:00:39,700 I looked in the back. 1793 01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:42,120 I was like, lads, you do the huckle 1794 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:42,760 book. 1795 01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:44,760 You do the huckle book. 1796 01:00:45,420 --> 01:00:46,840 And if you do it in the back of 1797 01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,520 my fucking AMG, then you're out 1798 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,200 of luck. 1799 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,120 And I'm out of luck. 1800 01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:52,820 And I'm hitting bronze. 1801 01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:54,600 And I'm underachieving because 1802 01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:55,160 of you. 1803 01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:56,820 And you didn't even think to 1804 01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:58,590 look at a pie chart before you 1805 01:00:58,590 --> 01:01:00,460 even got in the car, guys. 1806 01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:02,040 Sick shit. 1807 01:01:03,820 --> 01:01:05,860 Get a grip. 1808 01:01:05,860 --> 01:01:06,900 Poor O'Clocker. 1809 01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:07,960 Thanks so much. 1810 01:01:09,260 --> 01:01:10,100 Thanks so much. 1811 01:01:10,180 --> 01:01:11,550 Sorry, I'm just a bit shaken at 1812 01:01:11,550 --> 01:01:12,300 the moment. 1813 01:01:13,060 --> 01:01:13,980 Really shaken. 1814 01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:20,240 Stick on a bit of Yateser. 1815 01:01:28,220 --> 01:01:30,700 Shady Catley, thank you so much. 1816 01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:31,700 Thank you so much. 1817 01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:36,560 It's six o'clock. 1818 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:37,080 Good evening. 1819 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:38,620 The Anacree age old trial has 1820 01:01:38,620 --> 01:01:40,200 heard one of the two boys. 1821 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,000 Sorry about that. 1822 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,260 Terrible news. 1823 01:01:44,140 --> 01:01:44,360 Right. 1824 01:01:44,420 --> 01:01:44,940 We, um. 1825 01:01:46,620 --> 01:01:47,760 Can't celebrate. 1826 01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:49,300 Spooking tooth. 1827 01:01:49,620 --> 01:01:51,680 Got a new pension deal from Zurich. 1828 01:01:52,180 --> 01:01:53,020 You should too, John. 1829 01:01:55,220 --> 01:01:56,660 Thanks, Spooking Tooth. 1830 01:01:59,860 --> 01:02:00,880 Yeah, the fucking swing set, 1831 01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:01,900 man. 1832 01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:05,430 Those guys really have me shook 1833 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:06,160 up. 1834 01:02:07,020 --> 01:02:08,500 Came off the Nordschleifer in a 1835 01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,260 real bad buzz after. 1836 01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:11,880 Get a grip. 1837 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:12,840 Oliver Hughes. 1838 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:13,620 He's 38. 1839 01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:15,980 Thanks so much. 1840 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,020 Thanks so much. 1841 01:02:19,020 --> 01:02:24,080 Can't believe it. 1842 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,540 We've really fucked up. 1843 01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:28,800 Bronze again. 1844 01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:31,800 Cause celebrate. 1845 01:02:32,220 --> 01:02:33,340 Serbian fella, thank you. 1846 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,390 I just put a pension paper on a 1847 01:02:34,390 --> 01:02:35,660 new pension deal from Zurich. 1848 01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:37,020 You should too, John. 1849 01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:40,620 At home all the time, but why 1850 01:02:40,620 --> 01:02:44,760 aren't you doing this or that? 1851 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,160 It probably affected him to 1852 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:47,060 take him down. 1853 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:48,660 Now, Brian is a good age. 1854 01:02:48,660 --> 01:02:50,160 I believe that. 1855 01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:53,680 John. 1856 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:55,880 Get a grip. 1857 01:02:56,180 --> 01:02:56,840 Boxes of Coke. 1858 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,160 Thanks so much. 1859 01:02:58,160 --> 01:02:58,380 Clock. 1860 01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:00,540 Thanks so much, boxes. 1861 01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:06,440 Spooking Tooth. 1862 01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:06,760 Spooking Tooth. 1863 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:06,800 Spooking Tooth. 1864 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:07,760 Oliver Hughes. 1865 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:08,520 Serbian fella. 1866 01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:10,920 Hey, conster. 1867 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:11,840 You need to cancel squash this 1868 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:12,260 evening. 1869 01:03:12,380 --> 01:03:13,080 Got an 8.30. 1870 01:03:13,900 --> 01:03:14,320 Rez. 1871 01:03:14,460 --> 01:03:15,020 Adorsia. 1872 01:03:15,220 --> 01:03:16,620 I just spoke to your wife. 1873 01:03:16,620 --> 01:03:17,260 Sea Urchin. 1874 01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:19,060 Sea Urchin. 1875 01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:19,880 Thanks very much. 1876 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:20,800 You've been into the bank fraud. 1877 01:03:20,940 --> 01:03:21,200 Red. 1878 01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:22,440 Thanks so much, Red. 1879 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:24,060 A few euros towards the new 1880 01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:26,120 whale foreskin leather interior 1881 01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,380 on the Mercedes. 1882 01:03:28,820 --> 01:03:30,420 Shout out to Johnny Sexton and 1883 01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:31,100 the boys. 1884 01:03:32,380 --> 01:03:34,280 Big shout out to Sexto. 1885 01:03:34,700 --> 01:03:35,540 You're not receiving my 1886 01:03:35,540 --> 01:03:37,160 WhatsApps or you are receiving 1887 01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,040 them, but you're not replying. 1888 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:39,880 Get a grip. 1889 01:03:40,740 --> 01:03:41,420 You're 38. 1890 01:03:43,260 --> 01:03:45,080 Thanks so much, Hozier, as well. 1891 01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:46,740 Johnny Sexton, if you're 1892 01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:48,730 watching, man, why aren't you 1893 01:03:48,730 --> 01:03:50,640 replying to my WhatsApps? 1894 01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:51,700 I know you've seen them. 1895 01:03:52,100 --> 01:03:54,720 And I like when I get texts 1896 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:56,640 from Sexton. 1897 01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,340 Sext, as I call them. 1898 01:03:59,000 --> 01:03:59,560 Just, you know. 1899 01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:00,860 I'm talking a bit of slur, but 1900 01:04:00,860 --> 01:04:02,460 I rated most of that last night. 1901 01:04:02,460 --> 01:04:02,960 Arren Brennan, man. 1902 01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:04,580 You don't even blame me, though. 1903 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:05,840 Thanks so much, Arren Brennan. 1904 01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:06,400 I'm a guy bad. 1905 01:04:07,580 --> 01:04:08,040 I played the little clipping 1906 01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:09,790 that Francis has made for you, 1907 01:04:09,790 --> 01:04:11,640 but it's fucking gone because 1908 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:13,540 he replaced the fucking VTs 1909 01:04:13,540 --> 01:04:14,580 last night. 1910 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,260 Fucking nightmare of a day. 1911 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:20,440 Absolute nightmare of a day. 1912 01:04:23,020 --> 01:04:23,970 But yeah, that was the swing 1913 01:04:23,970 --> 01:04:24,900 set. 1914 01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:27,500 Crystal fucking swing set, man. 1915 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:29,640 A real... 1916 01:04:30,180 --> 01:04:31,960 They're a real spicy bunch. 1917 01:04:32,140 --> 01:04:33,460 A real spicy family. 1918 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,620 Spicy chicken fillet. 1919 01:04:35,620 --> 01:04:38,000 Maybe it's just the way. 1920 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,840 That God made me this day. 1921 01:04:42,780 --> 01:04:43,840 Who's this, Justice? 1922 01:04:45,660 --> 01:04:46,800 Justice.ie. 1923 01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,120 I've seen Justice at Sonar. 1924 01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:52,360 Sonar 2013. 1925 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,620 I like this one as well. 1926 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:04,900 Was in the... 1927 01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:07,390 Was, you know, right down the 1928 01:05:07,390 --> 01:05:09,500 middle of the fucking main 1929 01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:11,700 center hanger in Sonar. 1930 01:05:12,060 --> 01:05:13,900 Just pumping it out, man. 1931 01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:16,440 I was like, yeah, I'm 38, but I 1932 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:17,760 mean, fuck it. 1933 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:21,480 Looked around me. 1934 01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:22,740 A lot of youngsters. 1935 01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:23,840 A lot of seamsters. 1936 01:05:25,260 --> 01:05:25,880 But they were... 1937 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,380 Some of them, I caught a few of 1938 01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:28,520 them looking back at me 1939 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:29,600 thinking... 1940 01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,290 I know they were thinking, who's 1941 01:05:31,290 --> 01:05:31,660 he? 1942 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,280 He's got it sorted out, man. 1943 01:05:35,020 --> 01:05:36,060 I was like, kids. 1944 01:05:38,340 --> 01:05:38,600 You can still do this when you 1945 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:41,000 get to my age as well, man. 1946 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:42,220 This is 2013. 1947 01:05:42,460 --> 01:05:43,860 I would have been 38 back then. 1948 01:05:47,140 --> 01:05:48,840 This is how I was at Sonar. 1949 01:05:53,260 --> 01:05:54,460 I would have... 1950 01:05:54,460 --> 01:05:56,730 Have you spoke to Shurik yet, 1951 01:05:56,730 --> 01:05:57,360 kids? 1952 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:00,240 You should... 1953 01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:01,560 I was wearing earplugs. 1954 01:06:01,980 --> 01:06:04,780 You should fucking speak to Shurikids. 1955 01:06:06,780 --> 01:06:08,000 And this lad came up. 1956 01:06:08,060 --> 01:06:09,110 He had a little bag of, like, 1957 01:06:09,110 --> 01:06:09,940 little crystals. 1958 01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:11,040 He was offering to me. 1959 01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:11,320 I said, 1960 01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:13,780 No thanks. 1961 01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:16,720 Gotta look after the main man. 1962 01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:18,780 The heart. 1963 01:06:20,580 --> 01:06:23,860 Fucking PowerPoint tomorrow at 1964 01:06:23,860 --> 01:06:25,320 Barcelona. 1965 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:27,940 Inside the Nissan building. 1966 01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:30,420 Gotta go easy on it, man. 1967 01:06:30,540 --> 01:06:31,980 I'm just here for the tunes. 1968 01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:34,180 Just here for the tunes. 1969 01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:38,460 It's coming up today. 1970 01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:39,720 I was like, early morning as 1971 01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:40,140 well. 1972 01:06:40,260 --> 01:06:41,820 I was like, it's almost 6 o'clock, 1973 01:06:41,820 --> 01:06:42,280 guys. 1974 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,820 I gotta get back to the Airbnb. 1975 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:46,540 Get a bit of should I. 1976 01:06:48,580 --> 01:06:50,260 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1977 01:06:54,940 --> 01:06:56,500 Those were the days. 1978 01:06:57,700 --> 01:06:58,880 Those were the days. 1979 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,000 Andrew Mooney, thanks so much. 1980 01:07:09,780 --> 01:07:11,240 Aaron Brennan. 1981 01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:12,140 I can't believe it, man. 1982 01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,000 You don't need to do any more, 1983 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:14,480 man. 1984 01:07:15,180 --> 01:07:16,220 You're a legend in your own 1985 01:07:16,220 --> 01:07:16,880 right. 1986 01:07:18,020 --> 01:07:19,020 Thanks so much. 1987 01:07:21,900 --> 01:07:23,140 Francis Higgins was saying, 1988 01:07:23,260 --> 01:07:25,360 Check out your stream on Twitch. 1989 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:26,700 Flanier West. 1990 01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:33,320 Yeah, here we are. 1991 01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:33,340 Here we are. 1992 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:33,980 Drive time. 1993 01:07:34,060 --> 01:07:35,150 We've got one more little go of 1994 01:07:35,150 --> 01:07:35,560 this. 1995 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:37,550 One more pop of the Sylvanian 1996 01:07:37,550 --> 01:07:38,420 monster. 1997 01:07:38,940 --> 01:07:39,500 That is. 1998 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:41,480 The Nürburgring Nordschleifer. 1999 01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:43,370 Thanks so much to everyone who's 2000 01:07:43,370 --> 01:07:45,280 watching and donating there. 2001 01:07:45,340 --> 01:07:46,240 It's really kind of you. 2002 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:47,600 It's going towards the Zurich 2003 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:48,420 pension plan. 2004 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:49,940 Evan Scanlon. 2005 01:07:50,260 --> 01:07:51,120 Thanks so much. 2006 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,400 Put your 38 and get a grip. 2007 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,280 Yeah, fucking news talk, man. 2008 01:07:58,400 --> 01:07:59,860 News talk all day, you know. 2009 01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:01,220 News talk all night. 2010 01:08:01,540 --> 01:08:02,430 Let's see what the Yates are 2011 01:08:02,430 --> 01:08:02,960 saying. 2012 01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:11,360 Jumpy. 2013 01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:14,180 How are you, jumpy? 2014 01:08:14,260 --> 01:08:15,640 Thanks so much, baby. 2015 01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:18,540 With the Nissan Qashqai. 2016 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,800 The best-selling crossover of 2017 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:21,720 all time. 2018 01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:22,640 Nissan. 2019 01:08:23,220 --> 01:08:24,820 Innovation that excites. 2020 01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:27,380 This is News Talk. 2021 01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:29,490 Okay, let's catch up with the 2022 01:08:29,490 --> 01:08:31,240 latest news in sport. 2023 01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:32,920 Eman Torsny and Richie McCormick 2024 01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,020 are back in Zurich. 2025 01:08:34,460 --> 01:08:35,360 You should too, John. 2026 01:08:35,860 --> 01:08:37,480 It's almost 6 o'clock. 2027 01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:40,740 Okay, drive time. 2028 01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:41,980 Thanks so much there. 2029 01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:44,880 Decaying with the boys. 2030 01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:46,200 Cormac C. 2031 01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:48,240 Long time fan. 2032 01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:49,280 Love your stuff. 2033 01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:50,080 Keep her lit. 2034 01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:51,880 And fuck Crystal Swig. 2035 01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:53,800 They're only in it for the... 2036 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,360 They're only in it for the San 2037 01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:57,160 Peli. 2038 01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:58,640 Thanks, Cormac C. 2039 01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:02,360 Hashblock City, baby. 2040 01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:03,960 Says Decaying with the Boys. 2041 01:09:04,900 --> 01:09:06,040 I'm stuck in Zurich. 2042 01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:06,480 Help me. 2043 01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:07,520 Says Jumpy. 2044 01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:12,220 Eddie Jordan says hi. 2045 01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:13,240 Says Andrew Mooney. 2046 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:14,440 Celebrate. 2047 01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:15,960 I just put pen to paper on a 2048 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,020 new pension deal from Zurich. 2049 01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:19,280 Groovy Tom. 2050 01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:19,300 Groovy Tom. 2051 01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:21,120 How are you doing, Groove Moister? 2052 01:09:21,780 --> 01:09:22,970 You still selling hot dogs out 2053 01:09:22,970 --> 01:09:24,220 of sight of a van? 2054 01:09:24,940 --> 01:09:26,160 In fucking Japan. 2055 01:09:28,780 --> 01:09:30,200 You're a legend, Tom. 2056 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:31,460 You're an absolute legend. 2057 01:09:31,780 --> 01:09:32,260 A king. 2058 01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:33,220 And a hero. 2059 01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:36,080 Back to the stage you went on 2060 01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:38,200 the plane, though. 2061 01:09:38,780 --> 01:09:40,020 Such a fucking abrupt ending to 2062 01:09:40,020 --> 01:09:41,660 your fucking life, man. 2063 01:09:42,440 --> 01:09:43,280 Right, let's go. 2064 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,650 Let's get this Sylvainian 2065 01:09:44,650 --> 01:09:45,320 monster. 2066 01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:48,650 I haven't finished telling you 2067 01:09:48,650 --> 01:09:50,990 about Crystal Swing, so we've 2068 01:09:50,990 --> 01:09:52,230 just got one more race and I'll 2069 01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:53,500 finish the tail and then we're 2070 01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:54,640 gone for the evening. 2071 01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:57,120 Right, let's go. 2072 01:09:58,820 --> 01:10:00,000 We've got the levels. 2073 01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:00,940 Let me just make sure the 2074 01:10:00,940 --> 01:10:01,820 levels are pumped. 2075 01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:04,180 And ready to rock. 2076 01:10:04,180 --> 01:10:19,840 Into second. 2077 01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:20,880 You should be going there. 2078 01:10:21,100 --> 01:10:21,980 Not even first. 2079 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,830 Just give the apex a sniff of 2080 01:10:24,830 --> 01:10:25,860 your tire. 2081 01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:27,280 Don't let it. 2082 01:10:27,300 --> 01:10:28,140 Just a little kiss. 2083 01:10:28,220 --> 01:10:29,320 A little peg on the cheek. 2084 01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:30,120 No trunks. 2085 01:10:30,620 --> 01:10:31,600 No French stuff. 2086 01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:35,210 Be modest about it, like, you 2087 01:10:35,210 --> 01:10:36,220 know? 2088 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,380 Brake nice into the apex there. 2089 01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:39,960 Nice into the apex there. 2090 01:10:40,980 --> 01:10:41,590 Fucking hit the pedal to the 2091 01:10:41,590 --> 01:10:42,580 metal there. 2092 01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:46,180 Keep her. 2093 01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:47,140 Keep her fucking lit. 2094 01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:47,960 That's it. 2095 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,500 You don't want to go hard on it. 2096 01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:51,390 You want to be taking this 2097 01:10:51,390 --> 01:10:52,160 coupe. 2098 01:10:52,620 --> 01:10:53,660 Just at this corn. 2099 01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:55,160 Cornetto. 2100 01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:56,320 Ghetto Cornetto. 2101 01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:57,500 See you later. 2102 01:10:58,720 --> 01:10:59,420 You should have invested in a 2103 01:10:59,420 --> 01:11:01,040 Zurich pension plan. 2104 01:11:01,620 --> 01:11:02,620 You should have came to see me 2105 01:11:02,620 --> 01:11:04,140 20 years ago, man. 2106 01:11:04,780 --> 01:11:07,140 When I was halfway in through 2107 01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:09,300 my tenure at KPMG. 2108 01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:11,220 Partner by the age of 23. 2109 01:11:12,140 --> 01:11:13,280 Senior sales champion of 2110 01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:14,400 Mercedes. 2111 01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:15,580 Three years in a row. 2112 01:11:16,380 --> 01:11:17,950 Tenure, tenure at that position 2113 01:11:17,950 --> 01:11:18,760 as well. 2114 01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:21,020 Before I fucking left. 2115 01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:22,160 Became a media buyer. 2116 01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:24,140 Putting adverts on your screen. 2117 01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:25,830 Putting some of the best adverts 2118 01:11:25,830 --> 01:11:26,800 on your screen. 2119 01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:29,530 I was the guy who brought L'Oreal 2120 01:11:29,530 --> 01:11:30,990 to fucking Primetime Friday 2121 01:11:30,990 --> 01:11:32,500 night in between the Late Late 2122 01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:33,040 Show. 2123 01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:35,740 They'll always remember me. 2124 01:11:35,740 --> 01:11:36,650 They'll always remember me for 2125 01:11:36,650 --> 01:11:36,940 that. 2126 01:11:36,940 --> 01:11:37,970 And that's a nice little 2127 01:11:37,970 --> 01:11:39,210 situation if you ever want to 2128 01:11:39,210 --> 01:11:40,100 get yourself in. 2129 01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:41,530 If you're on the fucking Quest 2130 01:11:41,530 --> 01:11:42,000 Horn. 2131 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:43,970 Go into that lime green car 2132 01:11:43,970 --> 01:11:44,700 there. 2133 01:11:46,380 --> 01:11:47,810 But yeah, we had to fucking 2134 01:11:47,810 --> 01:11:48,990 head back to the chalet 2135 01:11:48,990 --> 01:11:49,860 afterwards. 2136 01:11:49,860 --> 01:11:52,120 We had a hotel room booked in Cologne. 2137 01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:54,420 I say we. 2138 01:11:54,420 --> 01:11:55,620 I booked them. 2139 01:11:55,700 --> 01:11:56,970 It was courtesy fucking hotel 2140 01:11:56,970 --> 01:11:58,040 room I'd given them. 2141 01:11:58,820 --> 01:12:02,560 And the mother was on her own. 2142 01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:03,750 And she said the two kids can 2143 01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:04,660 have a room as well. 2144 01:12:05,780 --> 01:12:06,500 To themselves. 2145 01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:08,250 I said, surely they're both 2146 01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:08,900 adults. 2147 01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:10,400 Do they not want a hotel room 2148 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:10,900 each? 2149 01:12:11,900 --> 01:12:13,260 I can get it cheap enough. 2150 01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:14,240 Like, you know, I'm always 2151 01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:15,260 doing business over here. 2152 01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:16,260 She says, no. 2153 01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:18,120 Just get them a twin. 2154 01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:20,980 And, uh. 2155 01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:24,840 Weirdly enough now, she says. 2156 01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:26,480 Get the kids a twin. 2157 01:12:26,540 --> 01:12:27,970 She still refers to them as the 2158 01:12:27,970 --> 01:12:28,360 kids. 2159 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:30,460 Even though they were adults. 2160 01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:32,660 And she said, get the kids a 2161 01:12:32,660 --> 01:12:33,360 twin. 2162 01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:35,590 They can push the beds together 2163 01:12:35,590 --> 01:12:36,760 if they want. 2164 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:43,550 And I was just, I was on the 2165 01:12:43,550 --> 01:12:44,880 other end of the phone. 2166 01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:45,540 I was just like. 2167 01:12:46,180 --> 01:12:46,580 What? 2168 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:48,140 Is she on about? 2169 01:12:51,820 --> 01:12:53,940 Fucking hell, man. 2170 01:12:53,980 --> 01:12:55,330 We're going to be Sylvanian 2171 01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:56,900 monster in it again, man. 2172 01:12:59,380 --> 01:13:01,240 Into the first sheif and we go. 2173 01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:02,500 Fuck me. 2174 01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:03,500 You'd think I'd get better. 2175 01:13:04,460 --> 01:13:05,230 I'm actually only driving a 2176 01:13:05,230 --> 01:13:07,010 real representation of the 2177 01:13:07,010 --> 01:13:08,790 second drive of the day I made 2178 01:13:08,790 --> 01:13:10,970 with Crystal Swing on that fateful 2179 01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:11,420 day. 2180 01:13:12,420 --> 01:13:13,420 Because as they went back to 2181 01:13:13,420 --> 01:13:15,440 the race house to meet Eddie 2182 01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:17,510 Jordan, I fucking just went 2183 01:13:17,510 --> 01:13:19,850 back onto the Nordschleife just 2184 01:13:19,850 --> 01:13:22,020 to get my head back together, 2185 01:13:22,020 --> 01:13:23,080 you know? 2186 01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:25,740 I grabbed the cool box. 2187 01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:27,900 Flung it into the back seat. 2188 01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:30,210 And as the cool box hit the 2189 01:13:30,210 --> 01:13:32,200 leather, you could hear a kind 2190 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,020 of a bump. 2191 01:13:33,220 --> 01:13:34,450 I looked inside the fucking 2192 01:13:34,450 --> 01:13:35,100 cool box. 2193 01:13:36,380 --> 01:13:37,710 They'd only gone and fucking raided 2194 01:13:37,710 --> 01:13:39,140 half of it, man. 2195 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:39,400 You know? 2196 01:13:39,780 --> 01:13:41,390 There was one can jangling 2197 01:13:41,390 --> 01:13:42,260 around. 2198 01:13:43,740 --> 01:13:45,680 And the gray goose had gone. 2199 01:13:45,740 --> 01:13:46,460 The gray gooser. 2200 01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:47,870 She'd fucking put it in her 2201 01:13:47,870 --> 01:13:49,470 hold-o and brought it into the 2202 01:13:49,470 --> 01:13:50,340 race house. 2203 01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:51,830 Despite the fact that I told 2204 01:13:51,830 --> 01:13:53,380 them there was a free bar. 2205 01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:54,600 Sorry, man. 2206 01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:57,160 My fucking turtleneck's shriveling. 2207 01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:02,380 Fucking turtleneck was shriveled. 2208 01:14:07,020 --> 01:14:06,880 She'd fucking brought the gooser 2209 01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:09,980 into the race house. 2210 01:14:11,740 --> 01:14:12,300 Spelled... 2211 01:14:12,300 --> 01:14:13,740 Race... 2212 01:14:13,740 --> 01:14:15,740 R-A-U... 2213 01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:18,360 Oh, sorry. 2214 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:18,740 Race... 2215 01:14:19,260 --> 01:14:19,960 And then house. 2216 01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:23,760 Spelled H-A-U-S. 2217 01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:28,320 I spoke to fucking Eddie Jordan 2218 01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:32,740 on Snapchat the week later. 2219 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:35,790 And he said that she went in 2220 01:14:35,790 --> 01:14:36,940 there. 2221 01:14:37,860 --> 01:14:39,170 And started fucking topping up 2222 01:14:39,170 --> 01:14:41,280 everyone's drinks saying, 2223 01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:42,850 Does anybody want a bit of 2224 01:14:42,850 --> 01:14:43,500 goose? 2225 01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,060 It's swing time. 2226 01:14:46,060 --> 01:14:48,870 I was fucking gutted and 2227 01:14:48,870 --> 01:14:50,340 annoyed. 2228 01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:50,940 Frustrated. 2229 01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:52,200 They never asked, you know? 2230 01:14:52,580 --> 01:14:53,740 It's one thing to outstay your 2231 01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:54,420 welcome. 2232 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:55,780 It's another thing to fucking 2233 01:14:55,780 --> 01:14:56,950 really take the piss and 2234 01:14:56,950 --> 01:14:58,640 fucking bring the 75 quid a 2235 01:14:58,640 --> 01:14:59,220 liter. 2236 01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:03,260 So here I was on the carousel. 2237 01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:04,760 Porched. 2238 01:15:05,460 --> 01:15:06,390 Thinking, what's gonna happen 2239 01:15:06,390 --> 01:15:07,360 later on, man? 2240 01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:09,860 Got back to the race house. 2241 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:13,280 Mrs. Swing was fucking goulashed. 2242 01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:15,500 Had to bring her home. 2243 01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:17,020 Back to Cologne. 2244 01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:18,560 And then drive back to the race 2245 01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:19,100 house. 2246 01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:21,500 She went for a nap at Cologne. 2247 01:15:22,020 --> 01:15:22,810 I got back to the race house to 2248 01:15:22,810 --> 01:15:24,120 see what was going on with the 2249 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:24,600 kids. 2250 01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:26,710 When I got back, you would not 2251 01:15:26,710 --> 01:15:27,800 believe it. 2252 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:31,230 The son was fucking doing the hucklebook 2253 01:15:31,230 --> 01:15:33,540 on top of the BMW concession 2254 01:15:33,540 --> 01:15:34,460 stand. 2255 01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:37,500 A lot of people I knew there 2256 01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:39,740 knew I was Mercedes brand loyal. 2257 01:15:39,740 --> 01:15:41,260 But we do fucking break bread 2258 01:15:41,260 --> 01:15:42,900 with each other now and again, 2259 01:15:42,900 --> 01:15:43,620 you know? 2260 01:15:45,420 --> 01:15:46,840 Especially the Toka team. 2261 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:48,350 The Toka touring car team from 2262 01:15:48,350 --> 01:15:49,320 2001. 2263 01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:51,070 Which is another tale I'll tell 2264 01:15:51,070 --> 01:15:52,640 you about another time. 2265 01:15:54,740 --> 01:15:56,290 The guy with the fella was in 2266 01:15:56,290 --> 01:15:57,860 his fucking white suit. 2267 01:15:58,340 --> 01:15:59,680 Dancing on top of the fucking 2268 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:00,400 beamer. 2269 01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:01,320 Going, 2270 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:03,620 You do the hucklebook. 2271 01:16:03,620 --> 01:16:05,260 You do the hucklebook. 2272 01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:06,610 And if you don't know how to do 2273 01:16:06,610 --> 01:16:08,200 it, then you're out of luck. 2274 01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:09,710 And I just fucking waited for 2275 01:16:09,710 --> 01:16:10,360 the line. 2276 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:10,720 I said, 2277 01:16:11,860 --> 01:16:12,660 Look pal. 2278 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,200 Your luck has just run out, man. 2279 01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:16,890 Don't even talk to me about 2280 01:16:16,890 --> 01:16:17,480 luck. 2281 01:16:17,900 --> 01:16:19,160 This is bad luck. 2282 01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:21,480 Where's your fucking sister? 2283 01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:23,300 She was over. 2284 01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:24,420 Laid out, man. 2285 01:16:24,460 --> 01:16:25,100 On the fucking 2286 01:16:25,100 --> 01:16:28,320 Mercedes finger food buffet. 2287 01:16:30,820 --> 01:16:31,520 Passed out. 2288 01:16:33,140 --> 01:16:34,530 It's just an absolute state of 2289 01:16:34,530 --> 01:16:35,660 a scene. 2290 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:39,500 The goose had been left. 2291 01:16:39,580 --> 01:16:40,890 The goose was cooked at that 2292 01:16:40,890 --> 01:16:41,480 stage. 2293 01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:43,950 Eddie Jordan was just laughing 2294 01:16:43,950 --> 01:16:45,800 his whole off, man. 2295 01:16:45,860 --> 01:16:46,020 Going, 2296 01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:47,480 This is fucking great stuff. 2297 01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:49,040 I brought them back to the 2298 01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:49,640 hotel. 2299 01:16:50,180 --> 01:16:51,240 They slept it off. 2300 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:54,230 We went for some fucking greasy 2301 01:16:54,230 --> 01:16:54,800 chips. 2302 01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:59,680 And a bit of curry burst. 2303 01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:03,670 Just to feel a bit of soakage, 2304 01:17:03,670 --> 01:17:04,280 like. 2305 01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:08,260 The swing set needed a bit of 2306 01:17:08,260 --> 01:17:10,040 soakage. 2307 01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:12,140 I tell you. 2308 01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:14,480 The hangover started to kick in 2309 01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:15,740 really early. 2310 01:17:18,420 --> 01:17:19,960 For those guys. 2311 01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:26,020 I looked. 2312 01:17:27,020 --> 01:17:28,020 We were eating the curry. 2313 01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:29,220 We were halfway through the 2314 01:17:29,220 --> 01:17:29,920 curry burst. 2315 01:17:33,060 --> 01:17:34,360 And little hucklebug. 2316 01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:37,330 Reaches inside the white satin 2317 01:17:37,330 --> 01:17:38,380 jacket. 2318 01:17:39,060 --> 01:17:41,220 And produces two Xanax. 2319 01:17:42,060 --> 01:17:42,600 I said. 2320 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:44,320 Yeah, fair enough, man. 2321 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:45,420 I can see where you're going 2322 01:17:45,420 --> 01:17:45,980 with that. 2323 01:17:46,780 --> 01:17:48,100 After the week you've had. 2324 01:17:48,180 --> 01:17:49,420 After the day you've had. 2325 01:17:51,420 --> 01:17:52,470 And I thought he was just going 2326 01:17:52,470 --> 01:17:53,420 to fucking, you know. 2327 01:17:53,580 --> 01:17:54,100 Take them. 2328 01:17:54,100 --> 01:17:55,310 One between him and the sister, 2329 01:17:55,310 --> 01:17:55,680 like. 2330 01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:58,020 But he starts fucking grinding 2331 01:17:58,020 --> 01:17:58,860 them up. 2332 01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:01,930 And then crumbles them into a 2333 01:18:01,930 --> 01:18:03,980 fucking spliff. 2334 01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:06,660 I said, listen, man. 2335 01:18:09,120 --> 01:18:09,440 You sure you know what you're 2336 01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:10,960 doing, man? 2337 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,100 He said, listen. 2338 01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:13,720 I've been in crystal swing for 2339 01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:14,560 five years. 2340 01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:15,930 You don't even fucking realize 2341 01:18:15,930 --> 01:18:16,800 what's going on. 2342 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:18,550 You haven't swing until you've 2343 01:18:18,550 --> 01:18:19,940 swung with the best. 2344 01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:21,920 I left him at it. 2345 01:18:22,860 --> 01:18:24,000 The mother, meanwhile. 2346 01:18:24,180 --> 01:18:24,880 I turn around. 2347 01:18:24,940 --> 01:18:26,140 The mother is gone, man. 2348 01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:27,400 She's gone to get a fucking 2349 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:28,140 beer steiner. 2350 01:18:29,140 --> 01:18:30,230 Full to the brim with fucking 2351 01:18:30,230 --> 01:18:31,540 Powell on her. 2352 01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:33,240 I was like. 2353 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:35,900 Bronze age. 2354 01:18:36,060 --> 01:18:37,000 Bronze again. 2355 01:18:37,220 --> 01:18:38,540 Fucking crystal swing. 2356 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:40,840 I'm fucking. 2357 01:18:40,980 --> 01:18:42,360 My head has swung out of it, 2358 01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:42,860 man. 2359 01:18:43,580 --> 01:18:45,300 I'm actually swung to bits. 2360 01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:48,270 It's the last time I'll ever be 2361 01:18:48,270 --> 01:18:49,840 hanging out with you guys. 2362 01:18:50,660 --> 01:18:51,720 You're fucking bananas. 2363 01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:53,940 Had to make sure they got home 2364 01:18:53,940 --> 01:18:54,620 safe. 2365 01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:56,100 Next day. 2366 01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:58,540 Uber to the fucking airport. 2367 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,100 I had a business meeting. 2368 01:19:00,780 --> 01:19:01,700 Had to have a powwow with 2369 01:19:01,700 --> 01:19:02,640 Mercedes. 2370 01:19:03,860 --> 01:19:04,910 About the concession stand for 2371 01:19:04,910 --> 01:19:07,040 the upcoming Tucker race. 2372 01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:08,710 I still keep in with those guys, 2373 01:19:08,710 --> 01:19:09,400 you know. 2374 01:19:10,780 --> 01:19:12,800 I like, you know, fucking. 2375 01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:15,260 Turned out to be a fucking shit 2376 01:19:15,260 --> 01:19:15,980 show. 2377 01:19:15,980 --> 01:19:18,320 Crystal shit show. 2378 01:19:21,660 --> 01:19:22,860 But look, guys. 2379 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,340 It's been a bronze situation 2380 01:19:24,340 --> 01:19:24,880 again. 2381 01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:26,800 Get a grip. 2382 01:19:27,100 --> 01:19:27,940 Steve Jennings. 2383 01:19:28,060 --> 01:19:29,080 Thanks so much, man. 2384 01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:30,840 A stalwart. 2385 01:19:31,260 --> 01:19:32,540 Long time supporter of the 2386 01:19:32,540 --> 01:19:33,260 stream. 2387 01:19:33,380 --> 01:19:34,900 And a big, big ally. 2388 01:19:35,620 --> 01:19:37,440 Thanks very much, Jeeves Dennings. 2389 01:19:39,980 --> 01:19:41,020 Good price. 2390 01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:41,800 But the APR. 2391 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:42,160 Zero. 2392 01:19:42,220 --> 01:19:43,060 The deposit, though. 2393 01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:43,460 Zero. 2394 01:19:43,580 --> 01:19:44,520 I understand, but. 2395 01:19:44,540 --> 01:19:44,840 Zero. 2396 01:19:44,980 --> 01:19:45,240 Okay. 2397 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:46,880 It's an incredible deal. 2398 01:19:47,180 --> 01:19:48,340 Just please stop doing that. 2399 01:19:48,460 --> 01:19:48,800 Okay. 2400 01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:49,920 Zero. 2401 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:52,300 The 192 Renault range. 2402 01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:53,920 Zero percent APR. 2403 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,100 Zero deposit. 2404 01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:56,500 Zero catches. 2405 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,080 Visit the Renault Runway Sales 2406 01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,090 Event from the 23rd to the 25th 2407 01:20:00,090 --> 01:20:01,720 of May at your local dealer. 2408 01:20:03,620 --> 01:20:03,840 Finance is made under a higher 2409 01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,580 purchase agreement. 2410 01:20:05,780 --> 01:20:06,860 Terms and conditions apply. 2411 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,220 Subject to lending criteria. 2412 01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:09,260 See Renault.ie. 2413 01:20:10,140 --> 01:20:11,540 And the Steelers Wheel song in 2414 01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:12,480 the background. 2415 01:20:12,860 --> 01:20:13,760 And when it comes to Pulp Fiction, 2416 01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:14,420 it's the same. 2417 01:20:14,540 --> 01:20:15,420 You remember the music. 2418 01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:17,080 Great tunes. 2419 01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:19,420 Pet Sounds. 2420 01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:21,700 Pet Sounds was a soundtrack to 2421 01:20:21,700 --> 01:20:23,300 my college years. 2422 01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:25,700 Stick the doner on. 2423 01:20:26,260 --> 01:20:27,060 Get home. 2424 01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:29,340 Throw the fucking e-commerce 2425 01:20:29,340 --> 01:20:31,320 assignment in the bin. 2426 01:20:31,900 --> 01:20:33,060 Stick the doner on. 2427 01:20:33,660 --> 01:20:34,690 And roll up a little cheeky 2428 01:20:34,690 --> 01:20:35,640 cigarette. 2429 01:20:37,380 --> 01:20:38,580 You know what I mean. 2430 01:20:38,580 --> 01:20:42,300 I was a C student myself. 2431 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,310 Fortunately, I was going to go 2432 01:20:44,310 --> 01:20:45,840 straight into a fucking 2433 01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:47,560 internship with KPMG. 2434 01:20:47,940 --> 01:20:49,020 I knew that anyway. 2435 01:20:49,660 --> 01:20:50,600 Knew that anyway. 2436 01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:53,640 I knew that anyway. 2437 01:20:56,700 --> 01:20:58,220 Stick on the dunster. 2438 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:00,200 Listen to some of the latest 2439 01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:01,960 fucking indie tunes. 2440 01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:04,020 That was back when the frames 2441 01:21:04,020 --> 01:21:06,170 and Hansard were just fucking 2442 01:21:06,170 --> 01:21:07,640 electric, man. 2443 01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:10,490 Pumping out fucking tune after 2444 01:21:10,490 --> 01:21:11,260 tune. 2445 01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:18,840 The Hansard. 2446 01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:21,000 The fucking Hansard, man. 2447 01:21:21,740 --> 01:21:23,820 The Hansard. 2448 01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:25,860 The fucking Hans. 2449 01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:27,940 The Hansstand. 2450 01:21:36,180 --> 01:21:37,320 Jumpy baby. 2451 01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:37,380 Jumpy baby. 2452 01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:39,240 Thanks so much, jumpy. 2453 01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:41,040 Right. 2454 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:41,640 Look it. 2455 01:21:41,740 --> 01:21:42,540 We'll go anyway. 2456 01:21:42,660 --> 01:21:43,320 We'll get off. 2457 01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:43,720 Fucking. 2458 01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:44,920 It was real. 2459 01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:46,140 It's almost six o'clock. 2460 01:21:46,260 --> 01:21:47,740 Six o'clock situation. 2461 01:21:48,020 --> 01:21:49,410 We're going to try and get back 2462 01:21:49,410 --> 01:21:49,860 now. 2463 01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:50,880 We're going to make a habit of 2464 01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:51,500 this, guys. 2465 01:21:51,580 --> 01:21:51,880 You know. 2466 01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:54,220 Unfortunately, cannot be on 2467 01:21:54,220 --> 01:21:54,840 tomorrow. 2468 01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:55,340 But I mean. 2469 01:21:56,480 --> 01:21:57,360 I really. 2470 01:21:57,660 --> 01:21:59,560 I love drive time. 2471 01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:00,280 Do you know what? 2472 01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:01,020 Drive time. 2473 01:22:01,220 --> 01:22:02,400 Monday to Friday. 2474 01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:04,020 Drive time. 2475 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:05,020 Monday to Thursday. 2476 01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:06,570 Let's just fucking hammer it 2477 01:22:06,570 --> 01:22:07,040 home. 2478 01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:10,160 Half five to half six. 2479 01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:10,840 Or seven. 2480 01:22:10,940 --> 01:22:11,680 If we go late. 2481 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:11,980 You know. 2482 01:22:14,580 --> 01:22:15,860 Because you know. 2483 01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:17,940 You know as well as I do, guys. 2484 01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:20,040 Drive time is not just a period 2485 01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:21,340 in the evening. 2486 01:22:21,580 --> 01:22:23,160 Where people leave work and get 2487 01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:23,960 home from. 2488 01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:25,200 School. 2489 01:22:25,420 --> 01:22:25,980 College. 2490 01:22:26,260 --> 01:22:27,000 Their jobs. 2491 01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:30,060 Drive time is a state of mind. 2492 01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:32,090 Drive time is what you need to 2493 01:22:32,090 --> 01:22:33,060 be in life. 2494 01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:36,570 You've been forced to go into 2495 01:22:36,570 --> 01:22:37,440 something. 2496 01:22:37,940 --> 01:22:39,180 You've been forced to go into 2497 01:22:39,180 --> 01:22:41,220 some institution for the day. 2498 01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:43,440 And when you leave that. 2499 01:22:43,580 --> 01:22:44,730 When you've been robbed of your 2500 01:22:44,730 --> 01:22:45,400 fucking time. 2501 01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:47,090 You need to be injected with a 2502 01:22:47,090 --> 01:22:49,200 big fat fucking ball of anxiety. 2503 01:22:49,980 --> 01:22:51,290 Which comes in the shape of the 2504 01:22:51,290 --> 01:22:52,600 most horrific. 2505 01:22:53,940 --> 01:22:54,340 Disgusting. 2506 01:22:55,500 --> 01:22:57,140 Scary fucking news stories. 2507 01:22:57,580 --> 01:22:58,000 Death. 2508 01:22:58,640 --> 01:22:59,100 Murders. 2509 01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:02,000 Fucking world wars going on. 2510 01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:03,860 The banks are failing. 2511 01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:05,820 You've no money left, John. 2512 01:23:06,420 --> 01:23:07,120 Bank fraud. 2513 01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:08,020 Zurich. 2514 01:23:08,280 --> 01:23:09,040 Have you thought about your 2515 01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:09,460 future? 2516 01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:11,000 Why don't you own the fucking 2517 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:11,820 latest Merc? 2518 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:13,770 Have you not even test drove 2519 01:23:13,770 --> 01:23:14,760 the Evoke? 2520 01:23:15,480 --> 01:23:16,100 You need that. 2521 01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:17,410 You need to hear that in your 2522 01:23:17,410 --> 01:23:19,200 fucking head before you go home. 2523 01:23:19,460 --> 01:23:20,220 Because you're not going to be 2524 01:23:20,220 --> 01:23:21,360 able to chill out otherwise. 2525 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:23,200 You need Ivan Yates. 2526 01:23:23,480 --> 01:23:24,920 You need Conor Williams. 2527 01:23:25,540 --> 01:23:25,960 John. 2528 01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:27,500 For fuck's sake, you need drive 2529 01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:27,940 time. 2530 01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:29,170 And that's why we'll be back 2531 01:23:29,170 --> 01:23:30,340 again on Monday, guys. 2532 01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:32,200 Thanks so much for everyone who 2533 01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:33,680 watches and tunes in. 2534 01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:35,750 We're going to get back to some 2535 01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:37,530 fucking silver fucking trophy 2536 01:23:37,530 --> 01:23:38,760 action next time. 2537 01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:39,980 But until then. 2538 01:23:41,700 --> 01:23:44,800 The clanger is being dropped. 2539 01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:48,240 The clanger is being dropped. 2540 01:23:48,460 --> 01:23:49,380 Until then, guys. 2541 01:23:50,340 --> 01:23:50,940 Peace. 2542 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:53,140 Fucking see you later. 2543 01:23:54,060 --> 01:23:55,200 It's never too early. 2544 01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:55,200 It's never too early. 2545 01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:57,960 Never, ever too early. 2546 01:23:58,440 --> 01:23:59,680 To start a pension plan. 2547 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:01,520 Big shout out to the Cowlone 2548 01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:02,100 crew. 2549 01:24:02,220 --> 01:24:03,920 Courtesy of Francis Higgins. 2550 01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:18,100 Sorry. 2551 01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:33,740 Sorry, guys. 2552 01:24:33,740 --> 01:24:35,320 Just somebody donated there. 2553 01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:36,170 I don't want to leave you 2554 01:24:36,170 --> 01:24:37,350 without the fucking dono coming 2555 01:24:37,350 --> 01:24:37,640 up. 2556 01:24:39,060 --> 01:24:39,300 No. 2557 01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:41,700 I don't have you a... 2558 01:24:41,700 --> 01:24:43,740 Super elephant. 2559 01:24:43,820 --> 01:24:44,720 I don't have you a bit of 2560 01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:45,780 fucking slur, man. 2561 01:24:45,820 --> 01:24:46,840 But I raided it all. 2562 01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:48,240 We might have a bit of Gooser 2563 01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:49,460 in the fucking gaff. 2564 01:24:49,540 --> 01:24:50,380 I'll have a look in the press 2565 01:24:50,380 --> 01:24:51,000 and the pantry. 2566 01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:57,780 Thanks so much, everyone. 2567 01:24:58,540 --> 01:24:59,780 It's almost six o'clock. 2568 01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:02,600 See you later. 2569 01:25:03,640 --> 01:25:04,500 Francis says he might be on 2570 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,400 later on. 2571 01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:06,840 Thanks for fucking subscribing 2572 01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:07,440 and stuff. 2573 01:25:07,500 --> 01:25:07,960 See you later. 2574 01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:08,860 Yo. 2575 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:10,820 Shout out to the Hong Kong crew. 2576 01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:11,720 Seacastle, is it? 2577 01:25:12,780 --> 01:25:13,580 Kowloon City, I'm looking at 2578 01:25:13,580 --> 01:25:14,060 you. 2579 01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:15,200 County Kowloon, you know. 2580 01:25:15,300 --> 01:25:15,920 Bring it down fast. 2581 01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:17,170 And hard the wall city had to 2582 01:25:17,170 --> 01:25:17,500 go. 2583 01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:18,360 Woo-do, man. 2584 01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:19,300 Watch out for the boys. 2585 01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:20,140 Here's the flow. 2586 01:25:21,140 --> 01:25:23,540 Hong Kong City at night. 2587 01:25:24,220 --> 01:25:25,140 Can you hear me? 2588 01:25:25,220 --> 01:25:26,480 Are you feeling all right? 2589 01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:28,450 Do you know how bad it felt to 2590 01:25:28,450 --> 01:25:29,600 live in Kowloon? 2591 01:25:29,660 --> 01:25:30,940 Looking for the man who killed 2592 01:25:30,940 --> 01:25:32,270 my father so that I could kill 2593 01:25:32,270 --> 01:25:32,620 him. 2594 01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:32,980 Do you? 2595 01:25:33,060 --> 01:25:33,680 Woo-do, man. 2596 01:25:33,720 --> 01:25:35,480 Hong Kong City by day. 2597 01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:37,240 Do you like it when I talk to 2598 01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:38,340 you this way? 2599 01:25:38,540 --> 01:25:39,180 Woo-do, man. 2600 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:40,210 You've got some nice boats in 2601 01:25:40,210 --> 01:25:40,780 your river. 2602 01:25:40,900 --> 01:25:41,580 What do they sell? 2603 01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:42,320 What can I smell? 2604 01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:43,490 Wanna go there, but I'm scared 2605 01:25:43,490 --> 01:25:44,180 and confused. 2606 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:44,840 Woo-do, man. 2607 01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:45,720 Confused. 2608 01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:49,370 When I click you on to Skyscanner 2609 01:25:49,370 --> 01:25:50,780 at night. 2610 01:25:50,780 --> 01:25:54,380 I look for the best price for a 2611 01:25:54,380 --> 01:25:56,820 Hong Kong fight. 2612 01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:58,700 There's a language barrier. 2613 01:25:59,060 --> 01:26:00,300 It's so far away. 2614 01:26:00,740 --> 01:26:01,840 Do I need to get injections 2615 01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:02,700 before I go? 2616 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:03,860 What about the food? 2617 01:26:03,940 --> 01:26:05,160 Is it the same as back home in 2618 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:06,760 the Chinese that you get here? 2619 01:26:06,860 --> 01:26:07,460 Woo-do, man. 2620 01:26:07,980 --> 01:26:10,290 Impressive scenery and mountain 2621 01:26:10,290 --> 01:26:12,880 statues, towns and trees. 2622 01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:13,580 Woo-do, man. 2623 01:26:13,580 --> 01:26:14,980 I'm confused. 2624 01:26:15,620 --> 01:26:16,480 I'm confused. 2625 01:26:17,360 --> 01:26:17,960 I'm confused. 2626 01:26:18,620 --> 01:26:19,380 How about you? 2627 01:26:19,380 --> 01:26:22,870 Urban conurbation pile has cramped 2628 01:26:22,870 --> 01:26:25,040 an oriental style. 2629 01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:27,420 And I don't know where I am. 2630 01:26:27,420 --> 01:26:30,300 I still don't know where I am. 2631 01:26:30,300 --> 01:26:30,320 I still don't know where I am. 2632 01:26:30,340 --> 01:26:32,710 Shout out to all the Kowloon 2633 01:26:32,710 --> 01:26:33,480 crew. 2634 01:26:34,420 --> 01:26:34,810 All the boys out in the 2635 01:26:34,810 --> 01:26:35,980 swimming pool. 2636 01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:36,860 Brr! 2637 01:26:37,580 --> 01:26:38,400 All the girls out there on the 2638 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:38,960 river. 2639 01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:40,150 On the back of a shipping 2640 01:26:40,150 --> 01:26:40,880 container. 2641 01:26:41,420 --> 01:26:42,220 Going out to Florida. 2642 01:26:43,420 --> 01:26:43,800 Brr! 2643 01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:44,140 Brr! 2644 01:26:44,140 --> 01:26:45,940 Don't check the stock. 2645 01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:47,360 Don't check the stock. 2646 01:26:47,500 --> 01:26:48,220 Check the windows. 2647 01:26:48,300 --> 01:26:48,580 Windows. 2648 01:26:48,660 --> 01:26:48,940 Windows. 2649 01:26:48,940 --> 01:26:49,160 Windows. 2650 01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:49,340 Windows. 2651 01:26:49,340 --> 01:26:49,440 Windows. 2652 01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:49,740 Windows. 2653 01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:49,940 Windows. 2654 01:26:49,940 --> 01:26:49,940 Windows. 2655 01:26:49,940 --> 01:26:50,060 Windows. 2656 01:26:50,060 --> 01:26:51,860 Yeah, barely, is it? 2657 01:26:51,860 --> 01:26:52,700 Yes, it's barley. 2658 01:26:52,700 --> 01:26:53,940 Yeah, give barley an offer. 2659 01:26:53,940 --> 01:26:54,820 Yes, it's barley. 2660 01:26:54,820 --> 01:26:55,340 Barley. 2661 01:26:55,340 --> 01:26:55,840 Barley. 2662 01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:56,340 Barley. 2663 01:26:56,340 --> 01:26:56,840 Barley. 2664 01:26:56,840 --> 01:26:57,340 Barley. 2665 01:26:57,340 --> 01:26:57,840 Barley. 2666 01:26:57,840 --> 01:26:58,900 Maybe, yeah. 2667 01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:02,060 Maybe, yeah. 2668 01:27:02,060 --> 01:27:03,260 I think it's called voodoo. 2669 01:27:03,260 --> 01:27:05,840 Beside of mesmerah is barley. 2670 01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:08,180 Yeah, barley, is it? 2671 01:27:08,180 --> 01:27:38,160 Thank you.