1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,280 These are really nice actually. You can get them in Little. Not that I shopped there myself as it made first choice. More of a Super Quinn man myself. Picking up optional bits at LID. I gotta say I'd never touch the meat there. Or Aldi. Only the primest quality expensive stuff that you get at Super Quinn. 2 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:58,560 Which is a little bit more pricey I know. But you get what you pay for. I hear they're really giving farmers a hard time. The Little and Aldi boys. Farmers are getting ripped off. But as far as it goes with the old cappuccinos then that's not bad at all. These little babies have a nice bit of chocolate left in them too. 3 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:12,040 Yeah. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. And not just one or two members asking one or two questions. And so the court concluded that really. 4 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,080 Cheap and creamy. Delmarco. You're right man. 5 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:25,900 Sean Kivlin. How are you buddy? Long time no see-eth. Long time no see-eth Sean. 6 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:39,560 This is really only phase one. She's determined. She got her costs today. She did get her costs for the first part of the case in the high court in the supreme court. And so the question now is will she go back to the high court. And seek some sort of damages or compensation. 7 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:46,560 Hey. And that's sort of another new area. If the Oireachtas has behaved unlawfully towards you in a committee. Can you get monetary damages? 8 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:51,560 But was there not something about the Dole being the defendant rather than the PAC that the Dole is a whole because- 9 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:52,560 Because you're exact so much. You do John. Why do we- 10 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,560 That's so much. Is you there for that two year old? 11 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,560 You're probably been okay. Yes I think- 12 00:01:54,560 --> 00:02:09,560 Really kind and sweetie. You're a real sweetheart. One is that the supreme court did say the proper person to be suing here was the Dole. It's almost six o'clock. It's uncomfortable. The idea of individual members being named. Because that really gets into the idea that you're holding individual members to account for what they say. How are you getting on bud? And the supreme court was I think- 13 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:23,560 Do you think Theresa May was hard done by? I actually do think she was hard done by. Yeah. Really. My heart goes out to her. My heart goes out to the Maybot. Can't be hard. Sorry. If the PAC doesn't have the powers that it needs to investigate matters of public importance. You can give it- 14 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:42,560 Can't be hard. Sorry. Can't be easy. Running a country. They should write- 15 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:49,560 I think her heart was in the right place. I really do think her heart was in the right place. 16 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:53,560 They've been ill-treated. You should have a way of giving them some remedy. 17 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:54,560 She fucked it up. 18 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,560 And there was nothing available to Angela Kerr. She dithered. 19 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,560 So really what the supreme court was saying is look- 20 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,560 She was dithering with the European bad boys. 21 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,560 And if you do these things- 22 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,560 You can't fucking play with Tusk. 23 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:07,560 And expect him not to give you a little bit of his tusk in the face. 24 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,560 That's what I said to me. 25 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,560 Oh she didn't listen you know. 26 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,560 She wouldn't listen to me. 27 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,560 Because of Leo. 28 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,560 You see I mean- 29 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,560 All the shit that Leo was saying you know. 30 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:21,560 Stirring the pot. 31 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,560 And you're dancing on the head of a pin about this. 32 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:24,560 But I mean- 33 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:25,560 Her senior- 34 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,560 What about the fucking Yater? 35 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,560 It described what happened at the PAC as an outrage. 36 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:39,560 A lot of members of the general public would say what happened in the charity sector and what was exposed was an outrage. 37 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:52,560 And that there was a whole sense of entitlement and that you know voluntary non-profit making funds across a range of charities, not necessarily rehab, people had enriched themselves. 38 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:53,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 39 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:54,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 40 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:55,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 41 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:56,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 42 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:57,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 43 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 44 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 45 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 46 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 47 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 48 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:03,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 49 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 50 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:05,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 51 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 52 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:07,560 And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that. 53 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,180 Has a big bag of chan. 54 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:16,480 Be great bands laughing at all the subprime. 55 00:04:18,820 --> 00:04:21,180 Provost, I was going to say provost, say something else. 56 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,400 Look, man, I can't say that slur online. 57 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,220 Trying to keep it drive time here. 58 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:36,060 The hours of 5-7, probably the most relaxing and meditative hours for me during the day. 59 00:04:36,060 --> 00:04:38,960 Come out of work, hours between work and home life. 60 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:42,800 Work and family sandwiched between those two institutions. 61 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:47,580 Are two hours of prime time, quality time. 62 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:49,620 That I get to spend with my Mercedes. 63 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,820 Behind the wheel, driving the M50 home. 64 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:54,780 And that's just what we're going to do now. 65 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:56,520 Thanks so much for that. 66 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,980 Let's just get on the M50 and try. 67 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,760 Oh my God, I don't believe it. 68 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,840 Don't believe it. 69 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:12,820 Like you see on Capitol Hill, where the questioning goes on for everyone who fills a public job. 70 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,260 We saw with members of the Supreme Court and so on. 71 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,260 And some of that was excessively political. 72 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:19,840 But I mean, like, have we got the balance right yet? 73 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,160 I think there's a real concern. 74 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,920 You see, some people can afford to go to the High Court and Supreme Court. 75 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:28,220 Thanks so much. 76 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,340 Sorry about that, TK. 77 00:05:30,660 --> 00:05:32,160 Zurichburp.ie. 78 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,540 You came out of the woodwork there. 79 00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:36,100 I'm Muttman300 too. 80 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:38,580 Just got to say there. 81 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:40,240 Guys. 82 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,680 TK, what the hell, man? 83 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:47,820 It's happening again, TGamesR. 84 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:50,680 Zurichburp.ie. 85 00:05:52,220 --> 00:05:53,740 Zurichburp.ie. 86 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,600 Zurichburp.ie. 87 00:05:58,260 --> 00:05:59,580 Zurichburp.ie. 88 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:00,200 Sorry. 89 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:00,820 Look. 90 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,140 That's what happened. 91 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,780 Sorry about that, guys. 92 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:11,740 It's a bit of gastro-economical forecharge coming through from the solar plexus, rising up into the windpipe. 93 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:16,680 And that's just something that happens when you get caught off guard by people like TK. 94 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:17,080 6 o'clock. 95 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:22,100 Who are willing to go out of their way to fucking Zurich it up, man. 96 00:06:22,940 --> 00:06:23,660 Fuck me. 97 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:25,500 I don't believe it. 98 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:26,760 TK. 99 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:26,820 Okay. 100 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:34,180 After the week I've had. 101 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,120 It's almost 6 o'clock. 102 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:46,080 I voted in the referendum, but I didn't vote for that. 103 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:47,520 Let's go. 104 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,080 Let's go. 105 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,560 Let's just a little tester. 106 00:06:54,460 --> 00:06:56,020 Let's just test the water here, guys. 107 00:06:57,580 --> 00:06:58,320 Restart this. 108 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:06,380 The significance and where we go from here in relation to both the Public Accounts Committee, 109 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:10,960 the Aworka Varactas Committees, and in relation to Angela Kearns' entitlements. 110 00:07:11,420 --> 00:07:12,880 Angela Kearns. 111 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,560 In two weeks on Mount Everest. 112 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:16,480 What on earth is happening? 113 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:17,080 Jesus. 114 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:18,360 Jesus. 115 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,780 Thank you so much, TK. 116 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,420 This lap is for you, buddy. 117 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:27,760 We'll spill a few drops of cap. 118 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:28,620 Machino. 119 00:07:29,420 --> 00:07:30,180 We'll get around this. 120 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:31,440 Really take it to the max. 121 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,060 Welcome to the M50, guys. 122 00:07:35,980 --> 00:07:37,520 It's a busy road out there today. 123 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:45,620 But with a bit of luck, we're going to really shake shit up once again. 124 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:46,880 Let's restart that. 125 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,260 Sorry about this, guys. 126 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:52,600 We're going to lose that. 127 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,980 We're going to lose that. 128 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,080 Like the loo dog. 129 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:08,280 Crank up the little volume for you there so it's in your ear canals. 130 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,120 It's almost six o'clock. 131 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,260 Time to get down to... 132 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:13,180 My man says, upstaged. 133 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:14,920 By TK. 134 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,480 Thanks very much, mate. 135 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:18,980 It's almost six o'clock. 136 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:22,140 It's going to take a lot to beat TK, to be honest, man. 137 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:25,240 He was packing a fucking bag of sand last week. 138 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:26,720 Came into the stream. 139 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,260 Francis was telling me. 140 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,860 He was pissing about on that last of us game. 141 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,380 Said TK just waltzed in. 142 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:34,800 There you go. 143 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:36,880 Bag of sand on the table. 144 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:38,040 Fuck that, man. 145 00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:41,580 And we'll restart again because that's the way we go here. 146 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:47,240 Let's do this. 147 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,220 Let's do this. 148 00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:57,740 Into the shuttle cock turn. 149 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:00,680 Nothing too hard. 150 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:04,120 Just actually back from Roland Garris today, guys. 151 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:05,180 Over in Paris. 152 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:08,420 It's a fucking great time over there. 153 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,800 Round one and two underway. 154 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:13,500 Today. 155 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:15,960 Well, round one, should I say. 156 00:09:16,420 --> 00:09:18,180 All the round one games concluded. 157 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:21,720 FedEx Express managed to come through, I heard. 158 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,280 But I was at Nadal yesterday. 159 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,300 The day before, should I say. 160 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:26,240 And. 161 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,160 Naomi Osaka. 162 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,740 Who came through. 163 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:37,220 They both came through their first round flying colors. 164 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,000 And are hotly tipped. 165 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:41,300 To take the tournament by storm. 166 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:51,180 Just getting myself used to this wheel, guys. 167 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,400 It's a tough little cookie. 168 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:56,020 But with a bit of look. 169 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,220 And the right bit of pizzazz. 170 00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:00,640 We're going to take the Schweiden cruise now. 171 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,800 Like a steamy creamer in the middle of the night. 172 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:06,820 Gone but not forgotten. 173 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:08,380 Wanted. 174 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,480 But never, ever missed. 175 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,080 I'm going to change this view up, man. 176 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,420 Make it a little bit more. 177 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:19,180 That's it. 178 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:20,360 Thrown into the road there. 179 00:10:20,940 --> 00:10:22,620 Let me know there in the chat. 180 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:25,040 If you prefer the cockpit view. 181 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,480 Or if you want to go fast into the Frugtroner. 182 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:29,320 Like this. 183 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:30,720 No holds barred. 184 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,320 Fucking mighty old day out today. 185 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,880 In France. 186 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,360 Came home to absolute pissing weather. 187 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,560 Straight into the house. 188 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:51,780 The wife is like, yeah. 189 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:52,420 Konzo. 190 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:53,880 Make sure you. 191 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,720 Did you pick up the shopping on the way home? 192 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:56,600 Make sure you do. 193 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,160 I'm off to work. 194 00:10:59,000 --> 00:10:59,860 You give me a moment. 195 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:00,620 To think. 196 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,920 Just back from Roland Garros. 197 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:04,020 Covering. 198 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,120 The whole event. 199 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,600 For network two. 200 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,100 And you're answering me about fucking little. 201 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,160 Let's get this fucking shit going guys. 202 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:13,860 Sorry about that. 203 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:16,420 Sorry about that. 204 00:11:17,780 --> 00:11:19,620 It's a fucking creamy steamer. 205 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,940 Taking me on the Kalenhard. 206 00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:27,580 It's almost six o'clock mate. 207 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:28,800 See you later. 208 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,300 See you later. 209 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,180 Do you know who I am? 210 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,880 If you've just tuned in guys. 211 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:35,780 I'm Connor Williams. 212 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:43,020 Former senior sales executive with Mercedes Ireland. 213 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,400 15 years. 214 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:45,800 Won awards. 215 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,740 And made partner at KPMG. 216 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:50,500 By the age of 23. 217 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,520 Media buyer. 218 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,520 Worked in the act game for a while. 219 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:58,380 Got out of there. 220 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,080 It's stacked. 221 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,560 Right now. 222 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:03,860 I'm full time Mercedes. 223 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,700 Also do the odd bit of commentary. 224 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:08,980 It's over there at the Monaco Grand Prix last week. 225 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:09,880 Curtsy Lou Townsend. 226 00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:13,040 Just thought I'd do a bit of freelancing. 227 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:14,920 That I did. 228 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:16,620 If you're here on Monday. 229 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:17,760 You might have seen a bit of that. 230 00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:19,380 A glimpse of what I'm capable of on. 231 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,240 The comms box. 232 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:20,800 If not. 233 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:21,420 Don't worry. 234 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:22,180 It's all coming up. 235 00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:23,960 We've got that and more. 236 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:25,260 Here on drive time. 237 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:27,840 As we go into the Berg work. 238 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,460 Nice and handily. 239 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,420 It's a real fuck up job though. 240 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:33,700 It's a real bad job. 241 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,300 Just want to show you what I'm dealing with here. 242 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,540 You see my pedal work here is going to be really tough. 243 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,960 Big shout out to Mercedes for the slippers. 244 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:51,080 These are custom made driving shoes. 245 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,660 Which really enhance the fucking feel of the pedals. 246 00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,600 As we enter the Kesselchen. 247 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:00,900 Sweet as a nut. 248 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:02,800 That's just been plucked. 249 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:04,000 From the orchard. 250 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,080 Of Closturtle. 251 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,120 Don't know if you've ever picked nuts in an orchard yourself. 252 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:14,580 But it's not easy. 253 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:15,620 And if you do. 254 00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:18,080 You'd want to have your fucking back watched. 255 00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:20,160 Because there are hungry bears. 256 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,640 And other snakes and animals. 257 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:23,740 Which are guarding those nuts. 258 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:27,940 Especially if you're ever in the South American plains. 259 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:31,860 I know there's a few fucking indigenous squirrels there. 260 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:34,160 That will bite your bollocks off. 261 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,240 If you touch their nuts. 262 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,700 Enough about me. 263 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,100 Let's enter the carousel. 264 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:46,100 There we go. 265 00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:47,960 Really fucking tight there. 266 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,040 Usually you take the inside. 267 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,100 But it's not me today. 268 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:52,820 We're on a little bit of a tester here. 269 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,520 It's almost 6 o'clock. 270 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,520 Let's wait until it gets to 6 o'clock. 271 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:56,780 Yeah? 272 00:13:56,780 --> 00:14:00,460 And then we'll really pull out the big guns. 273 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,860 We've got a couple of coochie coos coming up here. 274 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,920 Nasty looking boys. 275 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,880 Real bad eggs. 276 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:09,000 But they're going to be nothing to me. 277 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,320 I'm going to destroy them. 278 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,200 And take everything that they own. 279 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:16,600 in an arduous and drawn out legal battle afterwards. 280 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,800 Why? 281 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,180 Because my solicitors are the best. 282 00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:24,580 My solicitors have always covered me. 283 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:28,780 They managed to get me out of every pickle and whipperman I've ever landed in. 284 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,060 Look at all the graffiti on the roads. 285 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,240 The fuck do they think it is man? 286 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,120 The Tour de France. 287 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,660 Not that at all man. 288 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,160 Jan Ulrich. 289 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,000 The fucking Shane Armstrong. 290 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000 How many drugs was he on man? 291 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,200 I'm telling you. 292 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:45,200 US Postal. 293 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,780 Surprised he wasn't going postal. 294 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,900 The amount of fucking quadrizones he was on. 295 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:56,700 Apparently fucking Lancey boy. 296 00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:58,860 Fucking Stretch Armstrong. 297 00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:03,300 He was injecting quadrizones into his cabbage. 298 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,000 Using a fucking space. 299 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,560 A space needle. 300 00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,180 That he'd acquired. 301 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,120 From Ivan Yates. 302 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,060 Out in Seattle. 303 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,440 When they were doing the Kurt Cobain special. 304 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:17,420 500. 305 00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:20,120 Which is a heroin race. 306 00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:22,440 A race to the veins. 307 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,180 Out in the Seattle plains. 308 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,960 Listening to all kinds of grungy material. 309 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:31,520 Up on top of that Seattle fucking Frasier crane. 310 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,840 You needed a Frasier crane to reach the top of the space needle. 311 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,600 And then inject yourself. 312 00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:38,760 With the pure in utero. 313 00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:43,260 Inject your utero with the fucking Nirvana album man. 314 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:45,240 Enough about me. 315 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,300 How about you? 316 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,360 As we enter. 317 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:51,440 The Fookenspooner. 318 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,580 One of my favorite spools in the hole. 319 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,520 Glaggencops. 320 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,240 And this is a galaxy right now. 321 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,320 This is a galaxy right now. 322 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,040 I'm not talking about the Choco Bar. 323 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,680 As we come here hard. 324 00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:06,040 Coming hard is something. 325 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:07,880 I don't particularly like to do. 326 00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:09,480 Especially this part of the course guys. 327 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,640 As we enter the Dottinger hole. 328 00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:13,200 And this is where we can really sit back. 329 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:13,620 Relax. 330 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:15,360 Take a little sip of the cap. 331 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,500 Go for a close on that cap close here. 332 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,820 Oh Mercedes. 333 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,480 And we're fucking it up here. 334 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:25,800 We're... 335 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,280 Took the eye off the road. 336 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,020 But it doesn't matter. 337 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,080 It's such a nice long sexy straight. 338 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,720 That it isn't going to matter. 339 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:32,880 It's not going to bother us. 340 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,840 As we go into the Bilstein. 341 00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:35,900 Get ready to brake. 342 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,960 These Mercedes slippers are earning their crust. 343 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,240 It doesn't take a genius to figure out what's going on here. 344 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:44,860 You're witnessing. 345 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:47,540 Pure driving pleasure. 346 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:48,680 Amazing. 347 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,700 This M50 has been shook to its core. 348 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,700 I can give it a little bit of tickle. 349 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,220 Just tickle the apex as we come into the final turn. 350 00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:00,880 See what we got here. 351 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,280 It's going to be a solid bronze. 352 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:03,960 It's going to be a solid bronze. 353 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:12,180 It's a solid bronze. 354 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:12,980 It's 8.15. 355 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,040 It's not great. 356 00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:15,780 It's not great. 357 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,160 We're 40 seconds off the pace. 358 00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:22,080 40 seconds off the pace guys. 359 00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:23,440 Sorry about that. 360 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,200 Let's see how we get on. 361 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,640 The night of the long knives. 362 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:30,540 Zurich.ie everybody. 363 00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:33,920 Sponsored by everybody out there in the mainframe. 364 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:34,980 Zurich compliance. 365 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,880 Thanks so much for that. 366 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:39,660 Really, really appreciate it, man. 367 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,560 Really appreciate it. 368 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,020 Thanks so much. 369 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,160 Keep things tight. 370 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:53,580 Well, yeah, I'm trying, man. 371 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,500 Let's try, man. 372 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,500 Joe Harrington. 373 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:01,760 Thanks so much. 374 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:06,120 Sorry about that, guys. 375 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,000 Zurich Burp.ie. 376 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,300 Zurich Burp.ie. 377 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:18,340 You know, I'd offer you a bit of slur, but I raided most of that last night. 378 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,120 Do you know if you blame me, though? 379 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:20,800 Joss Harrington. 380 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:20,800 Joss Harrington. 381 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,100 Thanks so much for that. 382 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:23,880 Thanks so much. 383 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,380 Thanks so much, everybody out there in the mainframe. 384 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,220 Hope you're doing all right. 385 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:32,040 Let me just have a quick look through the chat messages to see what you thought about that cockpit interior view. 386 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,180 Let's see how we can get on in a minute. 387 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,880 Maybe we'll have some more videos. 388 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:36,860 And then we'll have another race. 389 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,720 I'd have you a bit of schlurr, Conor Fowler. 390 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,520 Savage, darling, last night. 391 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,960 After the week I've had. 392 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,040 After the week I've had, don't think you're blaming. 393 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,000 It's almost 6 o'clock, guys. Jesus Christ. 394 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,480 Another half an hour. Another half an hour. 395 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,800 You like the cockpit, says Nathan. 396 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,440 Well, we'll have to see. 397 00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,720 Cause celebrer. 398 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,480 Pinch from Henry, thanks so much. 399 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,000 New pension deal from Zurich. 400 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:03,720 Thanks so much. 401 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,600 You should too, John. 402 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:10,200 Conor Fowler says, "Myself and Ulton missed you down the path the last night. 403 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,240 He's delighted about getting his 192 Mercedes." 404 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,280 Well, I'm absolutely made up for you. 405 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 And I hope you drive that into oblivion. 406 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:20,920 Really have a good time. 407 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:21,880 Conor Fowler. 408 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,480 I just put a pen to paper on you. 409 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,320 You look after your American, they'll look after you. 410 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,600 You should too, John. 411 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,800 Scott Fenner can tell you that. 412 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:38,200 Why not get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about the new Mercedes C-Class? 413 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:43,240 Powered by a 2.1 diesel engine with 170 brake horsepower. 414 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:47,080 Feel the rush of blood to your head and dick as you sit inside. 415 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:50,440 Sell the house. Sell the kids. Sell the wife. 416 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,240 Do whatever you fucking can to get your mitts on this. 417 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,960 It comes with a very comprehensive warranty experience. 418 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:56,520 It comes with a very comprehensive warranty experience. 419 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,000 No money down. No win, no fee. 420 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:04,600 17 inch multi-smoke alloys. Chrome trim exterior. 421 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,160 LED stardust tail lights. 422 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,720 We come around the back. Pop that little babe. 423 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,640 Let's see how much space is in the back. 424 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,520 Plenty of space for whatever you want in there. 425 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,640 Yeah. That's more than enough room. 426 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:22,200 Enough of the arse. Let's have a look what's behind the eyes. 427 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:26,360 You've got a sexy leather perforated steering wheel which absorbs sweat. 428 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:30,600 Chrome paddle shifters to facilitate manual drive. 429 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:37,160 Onboard computer satin app with bluetooth surround sound as standard. 430 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,880 It's a serious fucking piece of machinery John. 431 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:44,680 You've driven the rest. Now drive the best. Look at those seats. 432 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:49,160 Get on down John. It's burning a hole in my tarmac. 433 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,600 Gotta get rid of it fast. The guards want to speak to me John. 434 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:58,440 It's almost six o'clock. Thanks so much for that Mercedes. 435 00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,960 It's almost six o'clock. 436 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,200 Thanks so much for that Mercedes. 437 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:09,160 And that's available soon enough. A little adjustment of the camera here. 438 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:14,120 Make sure we cut that off there. That's great. Great stuff. 439 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Hope you're all doing well guys. Quick look at the Zurich situation again. 440 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,000 What's your pension going to be worth? 441 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:26,600 John, did you even think about that? Is it something you considered? 442 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,160 If not, why not? Why not? You know? 443 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:36,360 You got a lot of time. Maybe you don't. Maybe you don't have a lot of time left. 444 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,160 You prob- you probably don't have a lot of time left. 445 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:43,800 Do you know? 446 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,360 Regardless of your employment status, 447 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,320 That's your way we can help you choose the type of pension that works for you. 448 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:03,000 The value of your pension and retirement does depend on how much you can afford to put away each month. 449 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,880 The length of time you're making contributions. 450 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:12,440 Then the type of pension plan that you select and the investment return. 451 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:19,080 The sooner you start that pension, the bigger it'll grow. It's like a big pot of money. 452 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:20,360 Okay? 453 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,320 Which you're gonna use... 454 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,920 To fund the lifestyle you want and desire when you retire. 455 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,480 God knows you want one, right? 456 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,840 God knows you want one. 457 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,800 John, get a grip. 458 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,240 Mr. 38. 459 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:45,880 Thanks so much. 460 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,920 I hope that you're getting on all right. 461 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,800 And that everything's going well for you, buddy. 462 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:55,720 You've got enough time to pop into your local Zurich broker. 463 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,480 Ask about starting a pension fund. 464 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,960 You know, I'd offer you a bit of schlur, but I- 465 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,600 State pension. 466 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,720 I raided most of that last night. 467 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,520 It's probably not gonna be enough. 468 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,120 Do you know if you blame me though? 469 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:06,600 Matt! 470 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,280 After the week I've had. 471 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,520 Thanks so much, Matt. I'd save you a bit of schlur, Matt. 472 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,920 We were raided last night. 473 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,920 I don't think you can blame me after the week I have had. 474 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,360 Thanks so much. 475 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,600 Remember, Matt, the state pension. 476 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,680 It's worth about $2.40 a week. 477 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,040 It's almost six o'clock. 478 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:27,000 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 479 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,400 And ask about testing the new Mercedes. 480 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:34,280 Do you know, Dermot, that starting a pension can give you greater ownership of your future? 481 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,600 You've got to think about your future. 482 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,880 You have to think about your future. 483 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,560 There's not a lot of time, John. 484 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,720 I don't think I can help you anymore. 485 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,400 Let's give this another spin. 486 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,440 Let's see how it get on. 487 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,240 Just in case you missed the last guys. 488 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,920 Here is the Formula One commentary. 489 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,160 It's almost six o'clock. 490 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:16,760 It's time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 491 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,000 There was a bit of F1 going on the other day. 492 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,040 So this is how it was. 493 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,080 Thanks so much. 494 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,920 Let's go. 495 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,480 It's out here. 496 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:35,000 And away we go for the official 2019 Monaco Grand Prix on Network 2. 497 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,600 As we enter the first chicane. 498 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:41,080 Cheeky boys riding over the apex under the Pirelli tires. 499 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,960 They'll get a fucking bollockin' in the pit stop for that. 500 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:49,560 That's Lou Doug Hamilton now sliding in smooth into the casino turn fast and hard. 501 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,080 He was at the casino last night, myself and Zonad. 502 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:58,520 Things took a turn for the worse after he took home race to an Arabian waiter's cheek. 503 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:00,680 Ended up slapping him. 504 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,640 Jeez look at the sparks on that. 505 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,640 Little clank of the chain here. 506 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,920 That's so cheeky. 507 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,280 That's so cheeky. 508 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,360 That little look at that again on the sky cam. 509 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,760 He came in tight and hard on the inside. 510 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,520 Try to make a fucking monkey out of him. 511 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,560 Tap the barrier or something like that. 512 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,080 Maybe his tire got caught up. 513 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,680 Whatever the weather is going to be ruining that one in the hotel bar tonight. 514 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,240 Look at this. 515 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,880 Fucking tires can't pop. 516 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,360 He's driving with no tire man. 517 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,480 As he glides into Le Toa Colonto. 518 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:36,280 The fifth and final turn of the Monte Carlo dissection squad. 519 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:41,720 But the rubber is blown out fast like a condom from Aldi or Lidl or one of those places. 520 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,320 What can Verstappen do here? 521 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,840 He's being coochie-cooed by a bit of monkey business in the side. 522 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,560 And the McLaren. 523 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:47,960 Who is it? 524 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:48,840 Lou Doug? 525 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,000 We don't know but it's fucking not right. 526 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,720 And someone's gonna get a Billy bollockin' after that. 527 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,320 Speaking of bollocks, look at this. 528 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,040 We've got a car park here at the Razz Cats. 529 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,080 Green flag is out. 530 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,880 A couple of fucking day trippers just parking up. 531 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,080 Where are you going shopping lots? 532 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,160 It's gonna cost you a lot of money. 533 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,120 Especially around here. 534 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,560 Bottle of water? 535 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,520 10 euro. 536 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:09,080 Gone. 537 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,360 Thought that'd get you moving. 538 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:15,160 Over at the Ferrari pit now where some lads stuck a jack lifter under the front spoil pipe. 539 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:19,480 As we cross over back to the Razz Cats where we had the car park earlier on. 540 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,200 And what's this? 541 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:20,680 No way! 542 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:25,000 A three-way blow by Williams and fucking Vettel I think. 543 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,920 And it's almost six o'clock now. 544 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,000 We're coming up to the last stretch of the race. 545 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,840 It's a two-horse affair between Mercedes and Red Bull. 546 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:33,880 Mercedes, Red Bull. 547 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,560 Throw a bit of Grey Goose in there. 548 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,720 You'll be describing my night last night. 549 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:42,120 I'm still a bit rough around the edges but I got a bit of rest in the pop of Gooser. 550 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,360 I'm feeling fantastic at the moment. 551 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:48,040 As we're coming out of the tunnel now, Verstappen's gonna try and overtake Hamilton. 552 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,400 He's pushed him into the apex. 553 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,280 The neck of Verstappen trying that on. 554 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,040 Let's have a little look at the replay there. 555 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,800 Here he comes up to Hamilton trying to fucking twinkle with his tires. 556 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,120 That scummy maneuvering there. 557 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,480 He knew what he was doing. 558 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,400 Max Verstappen. 559 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,920 Yeah, go on. 560 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:05,720 Monsieur? 561 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:05,960 Yeah. 562 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,360 You're being very loud. 563 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,720 Do you know who I am? 564 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,640 We tried to record sound. 565 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:12,440 Do you know who I am? 566 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,600 Get the fuck out of here, man. 567 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,360 And there he is. 568 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,120 The Lou Banger. 569 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,160 Fucking shaking that moat and shanning. 570 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,280 Shake it, baby. 571 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,640 That's all from Monaco. 572 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,840 It's almost six o'clock. 573 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:25,800 Connor Williams. 574 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,680 Mercy days. 575 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,880 It's almost six o'clock. 576 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,080 Yeah, he apexed right into the chicane. 577 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,360 Our lane is right. 578 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:39,880 Real fucking cozy old session over there in Monaco. 579 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:40,840 I'm going to be honest with you. 580 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,720 You should do, John. 581 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,240 Thanks so much, Mama Duck. 582 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,080 Thank you so much. 583 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:46,600 Morning. 584 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:52,120 We don't know how long it will take them to kind of present the concluding arguments and then go off. 585 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,400 We'll leave that there. 586 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,760 It sounds a bit dark. 587 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,400 We'll move on for another lap. 588 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:01,240 I'll stab at the silver, the silver medal. 589 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:23,720 Hope you're all feeling all right out there today and that the rain and clouds and drizzle haven't affected your mood and spirit. 590 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:29,000 Of course, we all know that seasonal affectation disorder is real and is a threat to the senses. 591 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:47,800 But in these times of hyper enlightenment regarding mental health and your mental state of mind, we can rest assured that opening up and telling people how you really feel isn't going to be fraught with potential dangers which we once associated with. 592 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:57,480 And may I recommend getting behind the wheel and just driving the fucking pain away. 593 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,160 It's what I usually do myself. 594 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:09,000 And it really has a great effect on me. 595 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,800 It really has a great effect on me. 596 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,640 Perseidase is like the new Xanax. 597 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,680 You know, that's what I told my doctor. 598 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,720 Been going through a lot of shit recently enough, guys. 599 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:34,360 Oh, in the sandpit like a baby. 600 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,680 Like a fucking baby. 601 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,680 It's almost six o'clock. 602 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,320 And we're on the grass again. 603 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,440 Where's the grassy knoll? 604 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,000 Who are you? 605 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,040 Fucking hell, man. 606 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,520 Into the fruit throwner. 607 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,160 Look, guys. 608 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,200 It's not going good. 609 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,080 Let's just say that. 610 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:56,600 Not going good at all. 611 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,600 Came back from Paris there yesterday from Roland Garros. 612 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,200 To a bit of a surprise, to be honest with you. 613 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,720 It's my son's birthday, Arhar. 614 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,600 Last week, two weeks ago actually. 615 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,200 And we got him a chimp. 616 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:15,640 As a pet. 617 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,760 And he was actually developed enough. 618 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:21,960 He wasn't a baby chimp. 619 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,560 Was about two years old. 620 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,760 But he does act like a bit of an adult. 621 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,280 Gotta say, nice monkey. 622 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,360 Stinks the house out. 623 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,200 We got him a little cargo net. 624 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,760 And he hangs around Arhar's room. 625 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:38,760 And he hangs around Arhar's room. 626 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,920 Just swinging around, you know. 627 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,880 Feed that guy bananas every day. 628 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,240 He's a sweet little piece. 629 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,960 Gets on well with Muttman as well. 630 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,600 Muttman, of course, is a diabetic. 631 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,920 So he gets startled by new visitors and new people. 632 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,760 And the monkey was no exception. 633 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,800 But I noticed there last week before I went away. 634 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,240 That the monkey, the chimp. 635 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,400 Was beginning to take quite a shine to me. 636 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,800 More than my son Arhar. 637 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,240 Arhar would be going to bed crying on a night. 638 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,320 Saying, what's the story with Mr. Tickles? 639 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,400 Why isn't he coming? 640 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,440 You know, that's what he called him. 641 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,520 Why isn't he coming to bed with me? 642 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,480 I was like, look son, he's alright. 643 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,640 He wants to stay up and watch a bit of telly. 644 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:27,960 You know? 645 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,280 So he stayed up with me and the wife. 646 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,640 And we watched Chernobyl. 647 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,000 I have to say, what a show. 648 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,640 What a show Chernobyl is. 649 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,240 It is just incredible. 650 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,520 Knockout stuff. 651 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,320 Terrifying? 652 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:45,800 Yes. 653 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,560 Entertaining? 654 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,360 You betcha. 655 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:49,880 You betcha. 656 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,680 And yeah, we watched all three of those. 657 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,440 Or we're up to four now, is it? 658 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,800 Before I was out last night or something. 659 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:58,920 We have to catch up on that. 660 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,600 We watched three episodes of Chernobyl. 661 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,480 It's about 6 o'clock. 662 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,280 In the living room. 663 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,880 Got a little cosy set up together. 664 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,200 We had the chimp at the side. 665 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,360 Horse and the bananas into himself. 666 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,440 It was like a nice little Chernobyl. 667 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,760 The place looked like Chernobyl after it looked. 668 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,600 A little Chernobyl-esque. 669 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:21,800 I went away. 670 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,560 I was like, yeah yourself and Mr. Tickles will be fine, right? 671 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:27,720 Came back. 672 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,520 As I say, got back late. 673 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,320 I got into the fucking house. 674 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,400 I got into the house. 675 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,280 I got into the house. 676 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,240 I got into the house. 677 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,280 I got into the house. 678 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,240 I got into the house. 679 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,320 I got into the house. 680 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:49,480 Mr. Tickles has just given my wife a hug and a kiss before I got in and said, what's going on? 681 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,040 Oh! 682 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,160 What the hell's going on here, guys? 683 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,680 What the hell is going on here? 684 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,480 What do you think this is, man? 685 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,000 Zurichchimp.ie. 686 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,320 Zurichchimp.ie. 687 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,800 What the hell do you think this is, Tickles? 688 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,120 I got you as a fucking present for my son. 689 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:13,880 Didn't expect this. 690 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,440 I said, what's going on, honey? 691 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,560 She said, relax, Konzo. 692 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,000 He's just saying goodnight. 693 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,560 I said, he's got my fucking dressing gown on. 694 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,600 He's got my dressing gown, my slippers, and he's touching. 695 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,240 I saw him. 696 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,000 He was reaching down. 697 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,200 She said, relax, Konzo. 698 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,400 You've been jealous again. 699 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,560 She was trying to fucking gaslight me, like, you know? 700 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,120 Because I've been going to a fucking shrink. 701 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,880 He says I get awful jealous of other guys. 702 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,960 And that's now extended to other fucking mammals and chimps. 703 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,960 I said, listen, buddy boy, pointing to the chimp. 704 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,080 Get the fuck up to that cargo net now. 705 00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,760 I don't want to see you until the morning. 706 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,120 Because I'm ripping. 707 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,160 I'm raging. 708 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,960 Just back from Roland Garros. 709 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,320 Trying to put food on the table. 710 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,240 And this is how you pay me. 711 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,880 Fucking scumbag man. 712 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,160 He walked away. 713 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,920 Didn't even give me the dressing gown. 714 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,480 I could see a little bulge as well. 715 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,840 The fucking bottom near his fucking leggings, like. 716 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,000 Zurichhardon.ie. 717 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,560 I had to say to him, listen, man. 718 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,160 You're skating. 719 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,040 I said to the monkey. 720 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,640 I grabbed him by his fucking lapels. 721 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,320 And I said, listen, sunshine. 722 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,160 You're fucking skating on thin ice. 723 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,960 You're skating on thin ice, buddy. 724 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,080 And he started fucking blowing raspberries at me. 725 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:47,320 I couldn't. 726 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,760 And that's when I snapped. 727 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,880 That was the moment. 728 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:53,720 I snapped. 729 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,680 And I'm not fucking proud of what I did. 730 00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,000 But I'm not ashamed of it either. 731 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:05,240 I calmly and confidently gave the monkey an open-handed slap. 732 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,120 And my wife, she fucking blew the lid. 733 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,560 It's almost six o'clock. 734 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,600 Like, calm down. 735 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,960 What the hell are you doing? 736 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,000 I said, listen, love. 737 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,880 This is my house. 738 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,880 And he has disrespected me. 739 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,760 And he will not disrespect me in my own territory. 740 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:25,560 Okay? 741 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,160 I am king of this jungle. 742 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,720 I am Connor. 743 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,280 Do you know who I am? 744 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:36,520 I am Connor to the monkey. 745 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,640 Not to my wife. 746 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,600 I am Connor. 747 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,960 Do you know who I am? 748 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,080 Trying to talk simple talk to him. 749 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:43,560 Like, you know? 750 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,920 And he just said, yes, I'm sorry. 751 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,680 I was like, good. 752 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,240 Get up to your room. 753 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,240 Go to sleep. 754 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:56,600 Tell you what, man. 755 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,120 Went left for work this morning. 756 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,120 Didn't see him. 757 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,320 He wasn't up for breakfast. 758 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:03,640 Was not up for breakfast. 759 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,960 I don't feel bad about what I did. 760 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,040 Not up it. 761 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,280 It's the fucking bronze again. 762 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,280 *sad music* 763 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,280 Zurichburp.ie 764 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,280 Zurichchimp.ie 765 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,280 Zurichchimp.ie 766 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,280 Zurichchimp.ie 767 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,280 Fucking stay with that monkey now. 768 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,280 I'll just give him up. 769 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,280 *sad music* 770 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,280 Relax. Just count to ten. 771 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,280 Relax, you know. 772 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,280 It's almost six o'clock as well. 773 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,280 It's almost six o'clock. 774 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,280 *sad music* 775 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:04,280 Just want to say a big shout out to Maria Walsh from me, Connor Williams, 776 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,280 and everybody at Mercedes. 777 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,280 It's almost six o'clock, Maria. 778 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,280 When you're out there in Brussels giving the bruskers what's for, 779 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,280 make sure to pop into your local Zurich broker too. 780 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,280 I know a friend out there. 781 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,280 He's key holder in the shop in the city centre. 782 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,280 If you want to go in after hours, I can arrange for that. 783 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,280 Have a fucking couple of schlurs. 784 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,280 Hammer out a new fucking pension plan. 785 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,280 Maria, your hair might be grey, but I know that you're young at art. 786 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,280 And you're actually really young anyway. 787 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,280 It's just the fucking colour that you put in. 788 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:42,280 Look, you're young, you're fresh, you're trendy, and that's what we need more of. 789 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,280 You and Leo and everybody in Fida Gael. 790 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,280 Best of luck in Europe. 791 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,280 Don't let the bastards grind you down, Maria. 792 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,280 Best of luck, buddy. 793 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,280 See you later. 794 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,280 But big shout out to Maria Walsh. 795 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,280 You did great out there, kid. 796 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:09,280 "It's almost six o'clock." 797 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,280 "Time to get to Zurich." 798 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,280 "For your local park." 799 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,280 "Felish it for a test drive." 800 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,280 "It's almost six o'clock." 801 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,280 Yeah, so Roland Garros. 802 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,280 So luxurious. 803 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:51,280 And it's not your fucking peaches and cream. 804 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:56,280 Sort of formal occasion that you get over there at Wimbledon. 805 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,280 But it really is a great experience. 806 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,280 The French are very laissez-faire as they say. 807 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,280 They treat tennis just like another game. 808 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:10,280 Like, you know, you can still get tickets most of the days before the match. 809 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,280 Doesn't cost an arm and a leg like Wimbledon. 810 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,280 Is it six o'clock yet? 811 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,280 It's almost six o'clock. 812 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,280 Still five minutes away. 813 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,280 Let's see what the Yatester is saying. 814 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:28,180 standards and consumer protection standards. That was central bank governor for a few more days at 815 00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:34,060 least Philip Lane speaking to Gavin earlier. Finally Gavin tell us about this story about 816 00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:39,600 Ireland's trade with the US. Donald Trump is giving out about us is he? Yeah well we've been put on 817 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:45,460 something called the monitoring list by the US and on this list are countries that they have concerns 818 00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:51,560 about either because of currency practices or macroeconomic policies. Now one of the things 819 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:57,760 that's taken into account on this is trade in goods and we're being picked out because we sell a lot 820 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:03,980 more to the US than we buy from it and Trump really doesn't like that. He doesn't like when the US is 821 00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:08,760 buying more from somebody else than the other people are buying from the US. Now Pascal Donoghue was on 822 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:13,760 News Talk Breakfast earlier and he was asked about this and he said you know yeah I'm concerned you 823 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:19,760 know but if you include services the trade relationship between these countries looks different and you know 824 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:24,200 he kind of gave some technical explanations why you know everything is fine in terms of our 825 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:28,900 relationship and the Americans have nothing to worry about. But Donald Trump doesn't really strike me 826 00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:34,220 as somebody who might be amenable to these kind of reasonable explanations about what our trading 827 00:40:34,220 --> 00:40:40,340 relationship looks like. It is concerning for us to be on this list Ivan. You know nothing's happened yet. 828 00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:44,900 Are we right up there with Iran? Or who are we with in North Korea? What are you saying? 829 00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:49,780 China is on the list and China is his big bugbear, as we know. He's always giving out about China. 830 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:52,980 You need to watch out for the Chinese. It's something I always said. 831 00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:55,900 They're really, really industrious. 832 00:40:57,780 --> 00:41:01,740 And they're taking this trade war really seriously. 833 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:08,500 It's not something I think we should be just casting aside and saying, yeah, whatever. 834 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,600 The Chinese boys know what they're doing. 835 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:19,380 They're effectively retroengineering ideologies as well as electronics. 836 00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:24,320 Retroengineered policies. Retroengineered politics. 837 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:31,920 They've even retroengineered the retroengineered stuff that they already retroengineered last week. 838 00:41:33,060 --> 00:41:35,380 Last decade. Last fucking century. 839 00:41:39,340 --> 00:41:43,480 Quick look at the fucking Zurich situation here. 840 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,680 Look, guys, you can't rely on the state pension. 841 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:49,680 Okay? 842 00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:51,680 $240 a week. 843 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,640 Good luck. 844 00:41:56,100 --> 00:42:02,140 We can't predict what will happen in the future, but we know that starting a pension will give you great ownership of your future. 845 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:11,440 Taking a pension out is the first step in a journey that could last 40 years or more. 846 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,660 A lot can happen over 40 years, guys. 847 00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:14,660 A lot can happen over 40 years, guys. 848 00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:17,000 And we'll be there to help you. 849 00:42:17,580 --> 00:42:18,420 Mind your funds. 850 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,220 So you can enjoy your retirement. 851 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,520 Your future starts now. 852 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,720 A little download there. 853 00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:27,260 Let's see that. 854 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,100 We've got a document. 855 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,800 Zurich document, guys! 856 00:42:33,580 --> 00:42:36,380 Zurich document! 857 00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:38,380 Hello? 858 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,260 Josephconey.ie 859 00:42:41,260 --> 00:42:42,920 Zurich? 860 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,220 Josephconey.ie 861 00:42:45,220 --> 00:42:47,860 It's being updated, guys! 862 00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:50,800 Josephconey.ie 863 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:59,040 Zurich? 864 00:42:59,040 --> 00:42:59,080 Zurich? 865 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:03,060 Zurich? 866 00:43:03,060 --> 00:43:05,120 Zurichchimp.ie 867 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,980 Hello? 868 00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:10,520 Zurichchimp.ie 869 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,220 It's almost 6 o'clock, guys! 870 00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:14,740 It's almost 6 o'clock! 871 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,660 Zurichchimp.ie 872 00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:18,320 Okay, back to the Yatzer. 873 00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:20,240 Earthgate's flexible hire plans. 874 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:25,040 You can increase the number of vans you rent when you need to, and return unused vans when you don't. 875 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,300 Technical gremlins, guys! 876 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:31,400 Technical gremlins there on the Zurich retirement pension plan, but a bit of luck. 877 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,920 A bit of hard work. 878 00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:35,400 We'll get there in the end. 879 00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:37,360 Only a matter of time. 880 00:43:37,420 --> 00:43:39,720 They were inspired by our famous gold barbecue sauce. 881 00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:40,620 Nothing better. 882 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,080 But Beth, we can't try... 883 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,500 Warning as well, guys. 884 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,920 Past performance is not reliable. 885 00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:48,080 It's not a reliable guide to future. 886 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:55,280 And also, warning, the value of your investment may go down as well as up. 887 00:43:56,780 --> 00:44:00,740 And if you invest in these products, you may lose some or all of the money you invest. 888 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,240 It's almost 6 o'clock, guys. 889 00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:07,580 It's almost 6 o'clock. 890 00:44:08,260 --> 00:44:09,440 It's almost 6 o'clock. 891 00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:09,960 Get ready. 892 00:44:10,020 --> 00:44:11,280 It's going to really come hot. 893 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,400 It's going to come up hard. 894 00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:14,180 It's going to come up... 895 00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:15,600 It's going to come up fast as well. 896 00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:18,480 Make sure you've got yourself down to Bargain Town. 897 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,680 No exceptions. 898 00:44:21,220 --> 00:44:21,940 Don't miss out. 899 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,240 The Bargain Town sale. 900 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:24,300 South is now on. 901 00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:25,520 Nearly fucking 6, man. 902 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,880 News talk, traffic and travel. 903 00:44:28,220 --> 00:44:29,300 Thanks to Just Eat. 904 00:44:29,540 --> 00:44:30,240 No card? 905 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:31,460 No problem. 906 00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:34,680 Pay with cash or card on the Just Eat app. 907 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:35,700 Just Eat. 908 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,320 Find your flavour. 909 00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:38,220 Just Eat Dadaima. 910 00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:45,980 In Dublin, there is very heavy traffic in the Sandy Mount, Irish Town, Rings End area of the city this evening with a concert in the Three Arena. 911 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,540 In Longford, a section of the N5 is closed in Longford Town. 912 00:44:49,540 --> 00:44:50,380 Nearly fucking 6. 913 00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:52,720 It's 6 o'clock. 914 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:52,800 It's 6 o'clock. 915 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:58,900 As emergency services deal with a fatal crash, there are some delays heading into the town on the N5. 916 00:44:59,060 --> 00:45:02,320 As a result, in Roscommon, emergency services are at the scene. 917 00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:03,940 You're almost 38. 918 00:45:04,540 --> 00:45:05,260 Allianz. 919 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,280 Ivan Gates. 920 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,440 You're almost 38. 921 00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:09,980 Network 2. 922 00:45:10,820 --> 00:45:11,460 Dawkins. 923 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:12,580 Network 2. 924 00:45:12,700 --> 00:45:13,300 Kaleini. 925 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,260 What do you ask? 926 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,160 Kill McCood. 927 00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:17,700 Have you got a pension yet? 928 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:18,640 Sandyford. 929 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:19,940 Have you got a fucking plan? 930 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:21,240 Watch your doctor. 931 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:22,940 Booter's town. 932 00:45:22,980 --> 00:45:23,920 Where are you working now? 933 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:24,720 Seapoint. 934 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,840 Java job job job. 935 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:26,620 Blackrock. 936 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,140 Where are you working now, Joe? 937 00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:29,180 For C days. 938 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,400 Please tell me you're working now. 939 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,140 Please tell me you're working. 940 00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:34,680 More cage. 941 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,640 Get the money coming in. 942 00:45:36,620 --> 00:45:38,060 Second holiday home. 943 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,480 Just got 6 o'clock. 944 00:45:41,540 --> 00:45:42,060 You stalk. 945 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,260 Body in the boot. 946 00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:44,900 Body in the boot. 947 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:45,720 Today FM. 948 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:46,700 To the mountains. 949 00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:48,480 Range Rover. 950 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,340 Droving to the mountains. 951 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:51,560 Mountains. 952 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,060 Mountains. 953 00:45:52,060 --> 00:45:53,000 Suric. 954 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:53,500 Mountains. 955 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:54,000 Mountains. 956 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,500 Mountains. 957 00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:54,500 Mountains. 958 00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:55,000 Mountains. 959 00:45:58,380 --> 00:45:59,960 It's almost 6 o'clock. 960 00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:07,700 It's almost 6 o'clock, guys. 961 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:10,060 Welcome to Drive Time. 962 00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:13,980 With me, Connor Williams. 963 00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:18,540 Unbelievable stuff. 964 00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:20,660 Best look for Maria Walsh, too. 965 00:46:20,860 --> 00:46:27,540 Just want to say a big shout out to Maria Walsh from me, Connor Williams, and everybody at Mercedes. 966 00:46:31,540 --> 00:46:32,920 Into the Hots. 967 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:32,920 Into the Hots. 968 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:32,980 Into the Hots. 969 00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:32,980 Into the Hots. 970 00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:32,980 Into the Hots. 971 00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:33,420 I'm back. 972 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,420 It's real strange turn of events here, guys. 973 00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,640 Really going to go for gold on this one. 974 00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:42,280 Maybe even self. 975 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,700 Maybe even self. 976 00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:43,700 Maybe even self. 977 00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:48,200 Hawk hiking. 978 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:48,320 Hawk hiking. 979 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,280 Hawk hiking. 980 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,040 Hawk hiking. 981 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:57,360 Jurek? 982 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,220 It's almost 6, John. 983 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,420 It's almost 6. 984 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:07,200 It's just, it's even fucking past 6, man. 985 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,560 Into the Floatplatz now. 986 00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:12,220 We're taking no prisoners today. 987 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,300 Hard and fast. 988 00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:16,480 So hard. 989 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:17,440 So fast. 990 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:18,920 You might actually get scared. 991 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,060 Schweidencruise. 992 00:47:29,060 --> 00:47:35,900 Fucking baby school. 993 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:49,500 Coming up now to the lime green machine on the Froogsroner. 994 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,120 Going to make a monkey out of him, though. 995 00:47:51,260 --> 00:47:52,020 See you later. 996 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,260 Do you know who I am? 997 00:47:54,260 --> 00:47:55,220 Fucking M50. 998 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,160 Fucked it up, man. 999 00:47:56,380 --> 00:47:57,060 Fucked it up. 1000 00:47:58,340 --> 00:48:00,080 I was in Monaco the last day. 1001 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:04,340 If you weren't here, if you didn't see, if you didn't see me, guys, welcome to drive time. 1002 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:10,020 If you didn't see this on Monday, then you will have missed the fact that I was out in Monaco. 1003 00:48:11,340 --> 00:48:12,320 Having a great time. 1004 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,120 I made a little vlog when I was out there, so I hope you enjoy that. 1005 00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:16,800 And best of luck. 1006 00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:18,700 Best of luck. 1007 00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:21,300 Welcome. 1008 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,040 Hey guys, what's going on? 1009 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,660 Connor Williams here with a vlog update. 1010 00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:28,400 Just letting you know how things went on the weekend. 1011 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,580 My friend Zona was running the Grey Goose Bar. 1012 00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:33,880 It's like a pop-up bar down to Cannes. 1013 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,700 Which was basically a bar on the strip for the plebs. 1014 00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:43,220 An exclusive groovy VIP lounge for people such as myself at the back. 1015 00:48:43,340 --> 00:48:46,640 So we were there at the film fest, mixing it up down there. 1016 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,420 We thought, fuck it, man. 1017 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,080 Wind up the gooser here. 1018 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,580 Fucking bring the gooser down to Monaco. 1019 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,300 The goose lounge transformed into a mobile goose unit. 1020 00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:59,140 Which sold breadsticks as well on the side. 1021 00:48:59,460 --> 00:49:03,160 And we just fucked off down to Monaco for the Italian Grand Prix. 1022 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:07,520 Straight down to Monaco, where I was going to be Lewis Hamilton's kit, man. 1023 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:11,980 Lewis is such a sweetheart, and he was really happy he went to see me, you know. 1024 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,400 Because he does get nervous before the race. 1025 00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:15,960 I usually settle the nerves. 1026 00:49:16,660 --> 00:49:18,900 Don't know who these other people are as a kid there. 1027 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,500 Don't know who the kit was. 1028 00:49:20,980 --> 00:49:23,940 I don't know who the black lad was, but he was a nice guy too. 1029 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,280 A few hours to go before the race. 1030 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:27,980 I said to Lou, look, Lou. 1031 00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:30,300 I'm a little bit fucking stale from last night. 1032 00:49:30,460 --> 00:49:32,560 I'm just going to go and catch a few fucking Zs. 1033 00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:35,100 Lou was like, that's no problem, Connor. 1034 00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:36,380 Went back to the gooser. 1035 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,180 And there's no one there yet, you know. 1036 00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:39,120 We hadn't opened up. 1037 00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:42,860 So I just got fucking furry wings on the fucking great goose couch. 1038 00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:45,920 If it's good for the goose, it's good for the gander. 1039 00:49:46,660 --> 00:49:50,200 The great thing about goose is that the hangover is really pure. 1040 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,340 It's not a fucking heady skag buzz. 1041 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,500 It's definitely not a fucking body blow. 1042 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:01,620 It's more like a kind of all-encompassing goose cloud. 1043 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:02,640 Goose cloud. 1044 00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:03,600 Goose cloud. 1045 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,560 Goose cloud. 1046 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,140 The only prob I'd say is that your farts smell like goose shit. 1047 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:19,860 The fact that Mercedes were willing to bring me on as a technician and a Lewis Hamilton motivational speech writer really helped give Lewis the boost he needed. 1048 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,680 Like, you know, after he won the race, it was time to party. 1049 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,680 Back to the goose lounge. 1050 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:30,400 I had this cool kind of Ivan Yates soundscape, which I made up. 1051 00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:33,740 And that really went down a blast. 1052 00:50:34,340 --> 00:50:36,320 Everybody had a blast. 1053 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:57,840 Who do you actually think you are? 1054 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:11,560 Just fucking boogied the night away, like, you know. 1055 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,140 It's almost six o'clock. 1056 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:13,840 Whoa! 1057 00:51:14,260 --> 00:51:15,620 Fucked it up again, man. 1058 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:17,440 We're having a good lap here, guys. 1059 00:51:18,220 --> 00:51:18,900 Welcome back. 1060 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:26,240 Going for a blitzkrieg here on the fucking Nuremberg time trials. 1061 00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:29,460 See how we get on. 1062 00:51:31,540 --> 00:51:32,800 On the M50. 1063 00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,180 A lot of traffic today. 1064 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,040 Traffic and travel. 1065 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,740 It's after six o'clock. 1066 00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:44,420 Things are getting a little bit spicy here. 1067 00:51:45,580 --> 00:51:46,060 Oh! 1068 00:51:46,060 --> 00:51:55,040 Zurich tits.ie. 1069 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:57,280 Zurich tits.ie. 1070 00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,500 Zurich filth.ie. 1071 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:01,860 Zurich filth.ie. 1072 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,660 It's almost six o'clock. 1073 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:06,900 I don't know. 1074 00:52:06,940 --> 00:52:07,800 I don't know what to say. 1075 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,340 I fucking do not know what to say, man. 1076 00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:12,660 Fucking... 1077 00:52:12,660 --> 00:52:28,020 San Pellegrino. 1078 00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:28,340 Oh. 1079 00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:38,760 I saved you some San Pellegrino, stream viewers. 1080 00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:40,660 There you go. 1081 00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:46,000 If you don't want some, just say. 1082 00:52:48,340 --> 00:52:50,620 I won't bite your head off or anything. 1083 00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:54,840 Go on. 1084 00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:56,400 Have a bit. 1085 00:52:58,560 --> 00:52:59,420 Go on. 1086 00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:08,740 I just spoke to your wife. 1087 00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:10,300 Captain Cabinets. 1088 00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:12,580 You've been the victim of bank fraud. 1089 00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:14,160 It's almost six o'clock. 1090 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:16,400 Thanks so much. 1091 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:20,660 Remember the gang in six years paid the elbow to expose himself? 1092 00:53:21,620 --> 00:53:23,260 Absolute kittens without mittens. 1093 00:53:24,420 --> 00:53:26,420 I do remember that. 1094 00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:28,760 What an absolute day that was. 1095 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:33,700 Big shout out to Mercedes for the racing slips. 1096 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:38,440 These guys are crafted from pure Indonesian polyester. 1097 00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:41,380 Hand stitched by small people out there. 1098 00:53:41,380 --> 00:53:42,380 They are young. 1099 00:53:42,380 --> 00:53:44,640 They are young. 1100 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:54,920 But I mean, they are paid a good wage in comparison to, you know, what you would get out of here if you were paying for a slip-on situation yourself. 1101 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,060 Bit of dust there. 1102 00:53:58,060 --> 00:53:58,060 Bit of dust there. 1103 00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,260 Nothing. 1104 00:53:59,260 --> 00:54:01,440 A little bit of buffing won't handle or fix. 1105 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:04,120 Luxury. 1106 00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:07,160 If you want pure luxury, these are for you. 1107 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,340 I'm actually going to be bringing out my own signature brand. 1108 00:54:10,620 --> 00:54:14,520 Because when I was over there in Monaco, Lewis was telling me this is what I should be on, you know. 1109 00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,500 The fucking slipper money. 1110 00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:18,840 That's where the real books are. 1111 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,160 He's making big time slipper dollar. 1112 00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:24,840 And he's also making his own customized. 1113 00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:25,500 It's almost six o'clock. 1114 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,600 Lewis Hamilton nose piercings as well. 1115 00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:31,940 But, uh, yeah. 1116 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:33,600 That was that, you know. 1117 00:54:34,660 --> 00:54:36,500 Fucking weird one as well, the last day. 1118 00:54:37,020 --> 00:54:37,220 The. 1119 00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:41,340 Har-har came home from fucking school. 1120 00:54:42,180 --> 00:54:43,400 It's almost six o'clock. 1121 00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:45,000 Time to get down to your local. 1122 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:45,000 Tamagotchi, thanks so much. 1123 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:51,320 Tamagotchi, really, really sweet of you. 1124 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:55,700 To be coming into here with that $4.95 donation. 1125 00:54:56,380 --> 00:55:00,960 Really helping me get back on track again after that monument crash. 1126 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,260 On that last lap. 1127 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:04,680 But we're back in black, baby. 1128 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,940 Fucking Amy Winehouse. 1129 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,480 Fuck. 1130 00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:14,580 Start that again, guys. 1131 00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:15,500 Sorry about that. 1132 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,140 Just want to say a big shout out to Maria Walsh. 1133 00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:26,740 From me, Connor Williams. 1134 00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:29,180 And everybody at Mercedes. 1135 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,260 It's almost six o'clock, Maria. 1136 00:55:32,900 --> 00:55:33,400 Zurich, thanks, darling. 1137 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,200 When you're out there in Brussels giving the bruskers what's for, 1138 00:55:36,940 --> 00:55:39,580 make sure to pop into your local Zurich Broker too. 1139 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,140 I know a friend out there. 1140 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,580 He's key holder in the shop in the city center. 1141 00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:47,620 If you want to go in after hours, I can arrange for that. 1142 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,040 I'll have a fucking couplage. 1143 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,120 Sorry about that. 1144 00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,420 That was only meant to come on once, guys. 1145 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,560 Didn't realize there was a Maria Walsh second shout out. 1146 00:55:56,380 --> 00:55:57,420 Replaying itself. 1147 00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,640 Making a mockery out of the stream. 1148 00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:01,480 I know what you come here for. 1149 00:56:01,820 --> 00:56:03,320 And it's pure drive time pleasure. 1150 00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:08,600 Inspersed with current topical affairs, blasts of Ivan Yates. 1151 00:56:09,380 --> 00:56:12,260 And all the latest sports coverage. 1152 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:16,760 Coming up, we have more Roland Garros. 1153 00:56:18,940 --> 00:56:20,140 After this lap. 1154 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,800 So do stick with us for that. 1155 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:29,640 At the moment, though, we're going to really try and plug plat for the whole situation here. 1156 00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:30,940 Pedal to the metal. 1157 00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:31,720 Courtesy. 1158 00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:32,440 Just want to say it. 1159 00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:33,300 Sorry about that. 1160 00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:34,660 Courtesy of Mercedes. 1161 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:38,960 Bringing you the best racing slippers you've ever seen. 1162 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,260 Not available in shops, guys. 1163 00:56:42,340 --> 00:56:43,620 But will be available soon. 1164 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,540 Signature fucking slippers. 1165 00:56:45,780 --> 00:56:49,140 Connor Williams' signature racing slips. 1166 00:56:50,140 --> 00:56:52,440 Now, these will be the bees' knees. 1167 00:56:52,780 --> 00:56:54,220 You've got to turn up to work in these. 1168 00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:58,300 Driving your Mercedes to work every day on the M50 like this. 1169 00:56:58,520 --> 00:56:59,160 Overtaking. 1170 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:00,200 Fist in the air. 1171 00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,440 Let them know who you are. 1172 00:57:01,820 --> 00:57:03,120 I'm Connor Williams. 1173 00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,080 It's almost six o'clock. 1174 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,480 And you've just been overtaken. 1175 00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:10,380 Fuck. 1176 00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:11,620 No, no, no, no. 1177 00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:12,160 No, no, no. 1178 00:57:13,620 --> 00:57:15,140 I'm in the fucking green again. 1179 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:16,160 Sorry, guys. 1180 00:57:16,260 --> 00:57:17,900 My fucking head's up my arse. 1181 00:57:17,980 --> 00:57:18,940 Head's up my arse. 1182 00:57:19,860 --> 00:57:22,000 Head is well and truly up my arse, guys. 1183 00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:26,340 I'm on one apex and I'm on the next. 1184 00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:28,460 It's almost six o'clock. 1185 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:30,320 I'm on the next. 1186 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:38,180 In all seriousness, though, I'm kind of struggling to deal with a few demons inside my head at the moment. 1187 00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:46,380 The impending Garda investigation, which I cannot talk about at the moment. 1188 00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:48,100 It's an ongoing legal situation. 1189 00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,200 But let's just say I'm going to be okay in the end. 1190 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:52,560 I've got a great legal team. 1191 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:53,840 They're going to see me through. 1192 00:57:55,260 --> 00:57:57,480 But on the home front, yeah. 1193 00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:01,120 Arhar came home from school the other day. 1194 00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:03,280 He had a bit of black lipstick on him. 1195 00:58:07,180 --> 00:58:10,780 And, you know, his mother was a bit shocked as well. 1196 00:58:10,860 --> 00:58:14,080 She was like, Konzo, you're going to have to have a word of Arhar. 1197 00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,020 He's like, what's he doing now? 1198 00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:17,880 It's almost six o'clock. 1199 00:58:20,020 --> 00:58:22,180 And, yeah, we just had an opposite day. 1200 00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:23,180 I was like, what's going on, son? 1201 00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:25,840 What's the lipstick about? 1202 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:36,040 He said that it's part of a subculture that he's on now, which listens to dark music. 1203 00:58:36,820 --> 00:58:53,680 Bands such as Rammstein, Stained, Corn, Puddle of Mud, No FX, and to a lesser extent, Static X. 1204 00:58:54,740 --> 00:58:56,000 I said, what's going on, son? 1205 00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,660 You can't be wearing lipstick for girls, like, you know? 1206 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:04,400 He said, I'm listening to new metal music now. 1207 00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:05,240 I'm a new meddler. 1208 00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:07,660 I said, new metal. 1209 00:59:08,460 --> 00:59:09,640 Fucking news to me. 1210 00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:13,940 I said, what's going on there, son? 1211 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:15,900 I said, nothing, dad. 1212 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:16,660 You don't understand. 1213 00:59:17,860 --> 00:59:24,740 Now, can you buy me a black Jansport bag within the next hour? 1214 00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:27,720 Because I want to go into town and stand around Central Bank. 1215 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:36,300 I was like, son, the only time I ever want you to be standing around Central Bank is when you're making fat piles of 1216 00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:44,100 wonga after you go into your fucking internship at KPMG as soon as you finish, courtesy of your old fella. 1217 00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:44,940 All right? 1218 00:59:44,940 --> 00:59:48,900 And if that's not good enough, you're going to be on the sales team for Mercedes Ireland. 1219 00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:49,900 How about that, son? 1220 00:59:49,900 --> 00:59:51,820 I said, I don't want to do that. 1221 00:59:51,820 --> 00:59:53,280 I want to be a rock star. 1222 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,120 I said, rock stars don't wear black lipstick, son. 1223 00:59:56,660 --> 00:59:58,040 Unless you're fucking... 1224 00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,280 Chrissy Hynde or something. 1225 01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,800 Oh, for fuck's sake, man. 1226 01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,400 These raisin slippers are fucking useless, man. 1227 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,420 Get the fuck out. 1228 01:00:10,260 --> 01:00:10,980 Shit, man. 1229 01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:18,200 I said, son, man. 1230 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:18,620 You're going to... 1231 01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:20,020 Son, man. 1232 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,620 We're just after buying you this fucking shimp. 1233 01:00:22,980 --> 01:00:24,060 And now you want a backpack? 1234 01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:26,640 What are you going to do with Mr. Tickles? 1235 01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:27,700 Are you going to bring him into town? 1236 01:00:27,780 --> 01:00:28,300 He said, no. 1237 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:29,680 I said, why not? 1238 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:31,800 I said, you're not allowed. 1239 01:00:32,060 --> 01:00:34,360 And two, he's not even hanging out with me anymore. 1240 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:36,320 I said, where is he? 1241 01:00:36,580 --> 01:00:39,480 I said, he's gone fucking to the garden center with mom. 1242 01:00:40,540 --> 01:00:41,460 He's actually... 1243 01:00:41,460 --> 01:00:42,880 And how's he get there? 1244 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:48,300 He's fucking drove the second Mercedes to home base with my wife. 1245 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:50,740 I was fucking raging. 1246 01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:57,600 So my wife is cheating on me with a fucking chimp. 1247 01:01:01,780 --> 01:01:03,880 Zurichchimp.ie. 1248 01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,760 And my son is dressing like a girl. 1249 01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:11,220 And it's beginning to become a little bit too hectic. 1250 01:01:12,020 --> 01:01:13,260 So what I did... 1251 01:01:13,260 --> 01:01:15,360 I mean, you can see that it's reflected in my driving. 1252 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:17,180 I said, look, son. 1253 01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:19,360 I have to go back to Roland Garros tomorrow. 1254 01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,740 When I come back, you need to knock this on the head. 1255 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:25,260 I don't mind the fucking music. 1256 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,220 I'm driving this thing. 1257 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:27,380 Wearing the makeup stuff. 1258 01:01:27,540 --> 01:01:28,840 I don't know if this is going to be good for you, man. 1259 01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,560 And I said, it's just what I want to do now. 1260 01:01:32,620 --> 01:01:33,480 You've got to respect that. 1261 01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:36,420 It's 2019, Dad. 1262 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,460 Given the times, you're just a dinosaur. 1263 01:01:38,460 --> 01:01:40,920 Saying all this fucking shit to me like, you know. 1264 01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:45,420 I said, this dinosaur pays for everything you have up in that room. 1265 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,280 Your fucking Logitech G29 racing wheel. 1266 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,720 Do you think that just grew on a tree? 1267 01:01:52,420 --> 01:01:52,820 No. 1268 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,760 I paid for that, son. 1269 01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:58,100 I said, I don't want a racing wheel anymore. 1270 01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:00,620 It's shit. 1271 01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,100 I just fucking enjoyed it. 1272 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:10,780 I just got out, left the house, picked up the car keys, got in the Mercedes and went for a big fucking drive. 1273 01:02:14,580 --> 01:02:15,680 Did the M50. 1274 01:02:15,860 --> 01:02:17,260 Five laps of the M50. 1275 01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:18,760 Took me about fucking six hours. 1276 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,300 It's almost six o'clock. 1277 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:21,700 Back to the gap there. 1278 01:02:22,340 --> 01:02:23,780 20 past three in the morning. 1279 01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:28,600 Guess what I'm greeted by? 1280 01:02:30,220 --> 01:02:32,580 The fucking chimp opens the door. 1281 01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:35,660 He says, what's going on, John? 1282 01:02:35,740 --> 01:02:36,520 You forget your key. 1283 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,820 I said, who's the fucking new man? 1284 01:02:39,460 --> 01:02:42,200 What we had earlier on in home base with my wife? 1285 01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:43,680 He said, I was buying a swing set. 1286 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:45,760 I said, what for yourself? 1287 01:02:45,860 --> 01:02:46,380 He goes, yeah. 1288 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:47,320 I'm a chimp. 1289 01:02:50,020 --> 01:02:50,800 I was all right. 1290 01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,100 I can see again. 1291 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,720 He had the little bull gene on him. 1292 01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:00,140 Zurich Hardarm.ie. 1293 01:03:00,740 --> 01:03:01,600 I said, listen, man. 1294 01:03:02,580 --> 01:03:03,880 It's been a long day. 1295 01:03:04,060 --> 01:03:06,380 I've just done fucking five laps in the M50. 1296 01:03:07,340 --> 01:03:11,880 The last thing I want to have is a fucking Royal Rumble with you, you simian. 1297 01:03:13,220 --> 01:03:14,920 And I have to cover the fucking tennis. 1298 01:03:15,180 --> 01:03:17,260 And I also don't want any bad press at the moment. 1299 01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:22,440 I'm sorry about slapping you in the face last day, but you're going to have to keep your hands off my wife. 1300 01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:23,160 Do you know that? 1301 01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:27,200 He said, yeah, listen, we'll fucking call it quits. 1302 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,180 She's all tired out anyway in bed. 1303 01:03:31,340 --> 01:03:32,060 He said that. 1304 01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,200 I didn't read between the lines. 1305 01:03:34,420 --> 01:03:38,840 I just thought, what's your shrink going to say in the morning if you tell him you fucking punch at the chip again? 1306 01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,440 I said, listen, count to ten. 1307 01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:47,200 One, two, three, four, five. 1308 01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:53,020 It's almost six, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 1309 01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,020 Connor Williams. 1310 01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:58,300 You are a placid lake. 1311 01:03:59,380 --> 01:04:00,140 Just went to bed. 1312 01:04:01,660 --> 01:04:02,080 Fucking. 1313 01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:08,260 I don't know what I'm doing. 1314 01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,620 I just don't know what I'm fucking doing, to be honest. 1315 01:04:12,700 --> 01:04:13,600 So, there we go. 1316 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:34,940 Headbells, you know. 1317 01:04:35,340 --> 01:04:47,300 But the only time I can actually feel myself is when I'm behind the wheel. 1318 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:55,740 I'm really grateful that you're here guys. 1319 01:04:55,740 --> 01:05:00,360 I'm really grateful that you're here. 1320 01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,020 Thanks so much. 1321 01:05:01,020 --> 01:05:11,740 So I went online and just had to look for different, this goth, this whole fucking nu metal goth thing. 1322 01:05:11,740 --> 01:05:16,300 And had a look at that culture and just trying to get to grips with it. 1323 01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:18,800 Because I want to come to terms with what my son's doing. 1324 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,620 And I want him to be happy. 1325 01:05:20,620 --> 01:05:23,020 I don't want to dictate his life to him. 1326 01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:25,020 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1327 01:05:25,020 --> 01:05:27,380 I saw this video here. 1328 01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:30,140 This was my findings of the goth culture subset. 1329 01:05:30,140 --> 01:05:32,900 How's it going guys? 1330 01:05:32,900 --> 01:05:37,740 Connor Williams here, senior sales executive of Mercedes Ireland. 1331 01:05:37,740 --> 01:05:41,480 Just dropping in with you to check out some of the other cultures that are going on around 1332 01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:42,620 the world. 1333 01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:47,820 Right now we're looking at goths under a bridge doing some dancing. 1334 01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:48,820 Nice bit of techno. 1335 01:05:48,820 --> 01:05:50,820 See that guy in the green there? 1336 01:05:50,820 --> 01:05:52,700 He's wearing these shaggy shoes. 1337 01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:55,740 That girl there, she's scary. 1338 01:05:55,740 --> 01:05:58,260 She might be on pills. 1339 01:05:58,260 --> 01:06:01,020 I'm just looking at images like this that make me scared for the future. 1340 01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:03,020 What's going to happen to my children? 1341 01:06:03,020 --> 01:06:04,020 Will they turn out like this? 1342 01:06:04,020 --> 01:06:05,860 And you look at this set up here. 1343 01:06:05,860 --> 01:06:07,860 Some guy with a fucking squeaker. 1344 01:06:07,860 --> 01:06:11,100 What's that going to do you in a few years when you're looking back? 1345 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:13,020 Got a mortgage to pay? 1346 01:06:13,020 --> 01:06:14,020 And kids. 1347 01:06:14,020 --> 01:06:15,020 And a wife. 1348 01:06:15,020 --> 01:06:16,020 And a car. 1349 01:06:16,020 --> 01:06:19,780 What was I doing when I should have been working? 1350 01:06:19,780 --> 01:06:23,620 I was fucking playing with the squeaker under a bridge. 1351 01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:27,780 Probably the only one with a bit of cop on here is the guy with the beer who's just standing 1352 01:06:27,780 --> 01:06:30,780 idly at the side without any makeup. 1353 01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:31,780 Laughing. 1354 01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:34,540 laughing at the comedy he sees in front of him. 1355 01:06:34,540 --> 01:06:39,540 But also thankful that he hasn't been sucked in by these. 1356 01:06:39,540 --> 01:06:40,540 Connor Williams. 1357 01:06:40,540 --> 01:06:41,540 Mercedes. 1358 01:06:41,540 --> 01:06:44,300 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1359 01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:47,300 Sorry there, someone was saying the green screen slipped. 1360 01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:49,300 But it isn't a green screen. 1361 01:06:49,300 --> 01:06:52,300 You're actually breaking the illusion of yourself. 1362 01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:54,300 Your mind is making that up. 1363 01:06:54,300 --> 01:07:00,300 And uh, yeah, I mean, look, I'm going to come to terms with my son. 1364 01:07:00,300 --> 01:07:09,060 And everything that he is and will be. 1365 01:07:09,060 --> 01:07:11,060 Mr. CD player, thanks so much. 1366 01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:12,060 People are saying donations. 1367 01:07:12,060 --> 01:07:13,060 You should do, John. 1368 01:07:13,060 --> 01:07:14,060 Stop working. 1369 01:07:14,060 --> 01:07:18,060 Um, it's just when I'm racing, I don't have time, so. 1370 01:07:18,060 --> 01:07:25,060 That's all that's about, right, you know? 1371 01:07:25,060 --> 01:07:27,060 Thanks so much, Mr. CD player. 1372 01:07:27,060 --> 01:07:29,060 Really grateful for that. 1373 01:07:29,060 --> 01:07:30,060 I love you a bit of schlur. 1374 01:07:30,060 --> 01:07:31,060 I love you a bit of schlur. 1375 01:07:31,060 --> 01:07:33,060 I rated most of that last night. 1376 01:07:33,060 --> 01:07:34,060 Shaking the change. 1377 01:07:34,060 --> 01:07:35,060 That's the colour. 1378 01:07:35,060 --> 01:07:36,060 Thanks so much. 1379 01:07:36,060 --> 01:07:39,060 I'm not a big iPad. 1380 01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:45,060 Quick look again at the Zurich situation before we go to our last clip, Roland Garros. 1381 01:07:45,060 --> 01:07:51,060 Hopefully tomorrow or Friday, whenever we're back, we're going to be able to, uh, get this silver. 1382 01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:53,060 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1383 01:07:53,060 --> 01:07:54,060 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 1384 01:07:54,060 --> 01:07:55,060 Eluding me at the moment. 1385 01:07:55,060 --> 01:07:57,060 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1386 01:07:57,060 --> 01:07:57,820 Fix the white line. 1387 01:07:57,820 --> 01:07:58,820 Yeah, that's fixed. 1388 01:07:58,820 --> 01:07:59,820 That's fixed. 1389 01:07:59,820 --> 01:08:00,820 You're a bit late. 1390 01:08:00,820 --> 01:08:01,820 You're late to the party. 1391 01:08:01,820 --> 01:08:02,820 Thanks very much. 1392 01:08:02,820 --> 01:08:04,820 Think I'm going to have a, I think I'm going to have a Snickers. 1393 01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:05,820 I'm just going to have a Snickers. 1394 01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:06,820 I'm just going to have a Snickers. 1395 01:08:06,820 --> 01:08:06,820 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1396 01:08:06,820 --> 01:08:20,820 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1397 01:08:20,820 --> 01:08:22,820 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1398 01:08:22,820 --> 01:08:23,820 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1399 01:08:23,820 --> 01:08:24,820 Thanks so much for that. 1400 01:08:24,820 --> 01:08:29,820 Fix the green screen. 1401 01:08:29,820 --> 01:08:34,820 I'll take your advice. 1402 01:08:34,820 --> 01:08:35,820 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1403 01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:42,820 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1404 01:08:42,820 --> 01:08:56,320 Boxes of Cobra chocolate, thank you so much. Between the hours of five and seven, Yates hours. 1405 01:08:57,140 --> 01:09:04,000 It's almost six o'clock. Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1406 01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:10,160 That's when I feel most comfortable. No one can bother me. I can just drive. 1407 01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:22,900 Forget about all those problems. I'd offer you a bit of slur, but I raided most of that last night. 1408 01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:26,560 She's big, though. She's big. I'm bad. 1409 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:34,180 Thanks very much, Boxes of Cobra Toxin. Fixed green screen. It's really kind of you. 1410 01:09:34,180 --> 01:09:39,260 Everybody who's donated, watch today. This has been Drive Time. 1411 01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:48,440 I've been Connor Williams. It's almost six o'clock. Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1412 01:09:52,180 --> 01:09:54,480 Just have a little look here while Jurek are spinning out. 1413 01:09:58,900 --> 01:09:59,960 How to start a pension. 1414 01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:16,520 I'd offer you a bit of slur, but I raided most of that last night. Tommy Miller's eyeliner, thanks so much, man. Although I do believe you call it guyliner. Or that's what my son, Arhar, called it. 1415 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:22,620 I was like, son. It's fucking women's makeup. He goes, it's guyliner. 1416 01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:28,920 You know, I'd offer you a bit of slur, but I raided most of that last night. 1417 01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:30,800 Do you know if you blame me, though? 1418 01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:31,640 Huey Bear. 1419 01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:32,640 For the week, I've had. 1420 01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:42,760 Thanks so much. Really kind of you. Thank you so much. It means a lot. You need to kick Mr. Tickles out before he steals the merc. 1421 01:10:44,120 --> 01:11:01,560 I'm on it. I'm well ahead of you. I just can't dispose of a monkey that easy, you know? I was at Dublin Zoo earlier on. Asked them a few questions. Do you want a new monkey? Do you want to take a new monkey for a test drive? Dublin Zoo. 1422 01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:12,880 He said, who are you? Is this a prank call? I said, no. I'm Connor Williams. Former senior sales executive of Mercedes Ireland. 1423 01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:21,760 Partner at KPMG by the age of 23 and now proud owner of the new monkey, Mr. Tickles. 1424 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:28,180 Who's actually giving me a bit of grief, but I think he's going to be right at home in your little chimps enclosure. 1425 01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:35,080 Maybe I can bring him down for a little spin tomorrow. Take him for a look around. Hold his hand. 1426 01:11:36,260 --> 01:11:41,400 Fit him for a banana. Let some of the people see him. Let some of the kids pet him. Maybe they'll enjoy it. 1427 01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:49,040 Maybe the monkey will really enjoy a new home there. Feed him some peanuts and say good luck. Bye-bye. Adios. 1428 01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:57,680 Enjoy your new home, monkeys. Because you're kicked out of mine. You're never going to come back. 1429 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:12,260 Mr. Tickles. Do you hear me? If you ever set foot in Cologne again, I'm going to fucking throw you into the surf. 1430 01:12:12,260 --> 01:12:17,480 .