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Local elections, overall winner, 280 seats almost, Fianna Fáil, 27% of the vote, and the spectacular loser Sinn Féin, followed by the hard left.

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So, what is the reason for Sinn Féin's collapse? Is it the moaning and the Nordy factors of the absent tension of seats in Westminster, no devolution?

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Is it moaning Mary Lou that people are sick of, or is it that people no longer have austerity and are voting for a softer left option rather than a hard left protest?

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Well, back during the Celtic Tiger, towards the end of the Celtic Tiger, Sinn Féin were picking up votes at that point, so it isn't totally true to say that it's because we're more affluent now.

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I think the problem is, I mean, for a start, at technical level, the problems are transfers. I mean, they were getting, for example, in the 2016 election, from first preference to their final vote, Sinn Féin increased by 36.3% over their first preferences, right?

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Last weekend, in Ireland South, it only up by 24%. In Midlands North West, it was 27 and was 31 in Dublin.

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So you're saying they've become toxic when it comes to transactions?

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Yes, they're heading back to where they were. They were toxic back in sort of late 2011.

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Where do you think this is?

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Well, I think, I mean, what the...

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Is it all down to Owen Harris and the Sunday Independent, every Sunday lacerating them?

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I doubt that very much.

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I think what the problem is, that when they changed their leader, and Gerry Adams ceased to be leader, there was an expectation on Mary Lou MacDonald that she would actually increase, A, the women's vote, and B, the middle class vote in the Republic.

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John!

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That clearly hasn't happened.

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How you getting on, buddy?

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It hasn't happened because...

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Just about to hit the M50.

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It's been too late.

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A year, a year.

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Where are you?

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What's going on?

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Because in the last year and a half of Gerry Adams' leadership, there were a number of scandals and incidents.

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Counselors resigning.

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Counselors resigning.

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There was also...

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Muriel Cal.

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Muriel Cal, Gerry, Gerry Adams' brother.

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All of that.

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All of that.

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All of that.

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And at no time did Mary Lou McDonald ever criticize Gerry Adams.

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And that certainly would not have went down well with...

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Or even to this day.

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It was not even to this day.

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And I think...

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And you know...

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Hey there, guys.

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How's it going?

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Connor Williams here.

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The worst...

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With Drive Time.

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Basically since...

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Great to see you all.

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Hope you're doing okay and hopefully everything's going well for you.

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We're gonna race a few laps of the track today and hopefully get that beloved silver trophy that has been evading us for a long time.

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Geto Canetto.

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R. Carey.

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John Dwayne.

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Sarah Snake.

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Dan Kay.

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BiPak.

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Kevin Bowlin.

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Baby Potato.

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Frank Scal.

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Jimmy Chooz.

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Ninja Gamer 2000.

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See you're putting the clips up there, Ninja Gamer.

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What's going on, buddy?

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What's that about?

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What's that about?

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What's going on?

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Stevie B.

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Yeah, it's been a bit of a shake-up.

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I think Maria Walsh and Ming got in.

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It was over in Baku, Azerbaijan for the... Azerbaijan last night for the sadly disappointing European UEFA Cup Final.

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There has to be serious consideration within Fine Gale of never reaching the by-elections.

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Yeah, you know, I was a bit sad with the result, but like what could you do?

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Luxury flight, Emirates out, Emirates back. Got in earlier than we anticipated, so back out onto the M50 again for another lap.

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Far more than the EU has ever had.

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No, but just if we, you know, and I know, like there are 30 different constituencies in the general election and there are 30 different ground...

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39 now, is that right?

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Okay.

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39 ground wars and they are all macro-bacals.

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We've got a great team there.

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Great team here every day.

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It's great.

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The local elections obviously feel a fall because they are up from the last general election.

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Yeah, Ninja Games 2000.

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I am watching.

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I am watching.

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We know what you're dealing with.

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In Dublin, North West, on the locals, Paul McAuliffe will quite confidently take Noel Rock's

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seat, without doubt.

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Let's get going.

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It's probably Mary Fitzpatrick will take the extra seat in Dublin centre because now a four-seater

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compared to a three-seater.

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I don't remember who the other two are at this stage.

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I can't even remember what he's talking about, the guy on the radio.

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South Central Los Angeles.

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Won't be going there again.

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Not after the last time.

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Fucking gangster rap debacle.

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Although I have to say, the Kendrick Lamar album.

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Very good.

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Really good.

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Loving it.

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It's very Afro-centric.

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Yeah, he really sticks it to the white man and the government.

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I am on board with that.

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All the way.

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Up next, we're going to preview Katie Taylor's biggest bout ever in Madison Square Garden at the weekend.

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Katie Taylor.

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We're going out to Madison Square Garden the weekend if you want to join us for Katie Taylor's fight.

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Proves to be one of the most seminal fights that has ever been fought by the tail dog.

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Hopefully she doesn't spin out a bit of a tailspin on what is set to be one of the biggest nights of her life.

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Probably since the Olympics.

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I was there when she took gold in fucking Rio or wherever it was.

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London?

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We were there, man.

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Ringside seats.

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Froogs Rohn are all the way.

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Look at this.

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Really having a good lap today.

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Nothing's going to bring me down.

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Nothing's going to bring me down.

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Big shout out to Wilson Socks who are providing the racing socks today.

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And also Mercedes who had a bit of a slip up yesterday.

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Don't know if you tuned in yesterday guys.

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Had a bit of a slip up.

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No pun intended with the racing slippers I was wearing.

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Racing slip ons I call them.

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But uh, uh oh.

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Mercedes were watching.

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Because they love the work I'm doing out here.

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And uh, they said, "Look John."

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Even though I said, "Listen, I'm Connor.

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John."

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And they said, "I know Connor.

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We're Mercedes."

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I said, "Yeah, well, I'll call you what I want John."

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I said, "What are you going to do after the debacle yesterday?

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Did you see it?"

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I said, "Yeah, we're going to send you a brand new pair of fucking sheep skinners."

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I said, "You skinned a sheep."

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"Oh, for fuck's sake."

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"I don't know, I'm not in that mindset."

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"I don't have time."

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"Yeah."

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"It's just keep going, keep going, keep going."

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"And maybe not thinking of those things, whether it's a mental block, I don't know."

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"That's probably something we do need to think about."

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"We've never discussed this."

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"Jane, it would be a huge relief."

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"Zuric tits.com.

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"Zuric tits.com."

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"Zuric tits.com."

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"Zuric tits.com."

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"No one should spend time thinking about the..."

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"Ahhhhh, it's almost six o'clock."

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"It was a good run as well."

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"You know, I'd offer you a bit of slur, but uh..."

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"Nedzer, thanks so much for that."

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"You don't even blame me though."

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"Thanks so much Nedzer for the five euro."

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"Really, really nice view.

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And very, very kind too."

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"Have you thought about your future Ned?"

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"If not, why not?"

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"Get down to zero today."

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"Quoting my name Connor."

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"For a 2.5% discount on all available plans and policies."

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"Nedzer, I think you should."

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"I think you should."

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"I think you should."

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"Thanks for tuning in to Drive Time everyone."

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"Get a grip."

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"Captain Cabinets."

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"Thanks very much."

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"Got stuck in Houston, Konzo."

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"There was a problem with the Choo Choo's isolating cock box."

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"Disaster."

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"I hope you're alright Cabinets and I hope you managed to get yourself either an Uber, a taxi, or a bus."

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"It's almost 6 o'clock."

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"Time to get dating her as well."

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"Thank you so much."

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"What's the crack of Mr. Tickles?"

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"I heard you were raging like, 'Chin up Connor.'

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Yeah, bit of a fucking chimp situation yesterday. It was chimp or bust."

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"Don't know if you tuned in yesterday guys, but there was a bit of a chimp situation going on at home."

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"Zurichchimp.ie."

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"My son Arhar's birthday was coming up as his 15th birthday. We decided to get him a chimp."

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"Zurichchimp.ie."

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"It didn't turn out well because he started to, um, I'm just going to come out and say, he started to touch my wife."

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"Zurichchimp.ie."

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"And it was, he was only a pet. He was only got as a pet. He wasn't brought in as a third wheel. There was no problem in the bedroom. We don't need a simium or primate coming in and doing other things, like you know."

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"And this was after I got him a cargo net for Arhar's room."

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"So I was expecting him just to swing out up there, eat his bananas, do whatever he was wanting."

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"But I was getting home after a long hard slogs of the days."

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"Doing commentary out in Monaco, doing commentary out in Roland Garros."

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"You know, for network two."

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"And I'd come home and he'd be on the couch watching Chernobyl with the missus."

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"Zurichchimp.ie."

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"Wearing my dressing gown."

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"Zurichchimp.ie."

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"And my slippers too."

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"Zurichchimp.ie."

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"You know, I gave him, and as I said yesterday, I don't want anybody calling the ISPCC or anything."

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"I gave the monkey an open-handed slap across the face."

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"That didn't go down well with the family."

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"Then I tried to fob him off on the zoo."

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"And now we're just, it's just simmering. It's just simmering."

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"And you're thinking, why did you slap him?"

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"I saw, I know the touches weren't just love touches. They were more than love and affection."

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"You know, I was talking to you about the little bulge I saw, like in the little dressing gown as he was walking away."

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"It just wasn't right."

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"Let's get back to this."

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Zurichhardon.ie.

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"It's almost six o'clock."

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"Hope you're keeping on all right everyone anyway. Best of luck."

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"Let's just get rid of that there."

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"Oh yeah, good luck to Maria Walsh as well."

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"Just want to say a big shout out to Maria Walsh from me, Connor Williams and everybody at Mercedes."

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"It's almost six o'clock Maria."

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"When you're out there in Brussels giving the bruskers what's for, make sure to pop into your local Zurich broker too."

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"I know a friend out there, he's key holder in the shop in the city centre."

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"If you want to go in after hours I can arrange for that."

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"Have a fucking couple of schlurs."

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"Hammer out a new fucking pension plan."

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"Maria, your hair might be grey but I know that you're young at art."

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"And you're actually really young anyway, it's just the fucking colour that you put in."

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"Look, you're young, you're fresh, you're trendy and that's what we need more of."

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"You and Leo and everybody in Fina Gael."

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"Best of luck in Europe. Don't let the bastards grind you down Maria."

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"Fuck."

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"Best of luck buddy. It's just not going great today."

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"Sup later."

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"Sorry about this guys."

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"Barely for women's boxing."

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"Off the ball, we'll have coverage throughout the weekend of it thanks to Ronan Mullen."

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"Well, he doesn't really get much beyond Diggs Lane."

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"Aman Torsley's back."

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"Thanks Ivan, permanent TSB has been hit with the largest ever fine."

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"Jesus."

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"21 million euro over the mortgage tracker scandal."

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"Big fine there for permanent TSB."

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A few friends who work there actually. Hopefully that's not going to affect their positions. They have power. Such mighty power that they hold in the banks.

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Not a lot of sympathy garnered these days, especially after the catastrophe of the boom. Probably the biggest catastrophe of the whole world. Everything went bust. Those boys lost everything. Fuck it, man.

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Welcome back everyone for highlights of round two, Roll on Chaos 2019. Roger Federer, Germany's Oscarati.

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Oh, sneak thief. The Germans stealing from the Swiss. Drop shot from Otte. Federer scrambles, makes it back. Lobster. Smash. Otte sends a parcel, but Fedex delivers.

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Great point from Federer. Grand slams, take your pick. He's won them all. Whether the court was made out of grass, made out of clay or made out of hard. Oh, yes. Tricks for them all.

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Probably just going to stay in the hotel tonight and watch TV or something. Get the flight in the morning. Oh, backhand winner from Otte. Big serve. Gracious backhand like a ballerina returning that serve from Fed.

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Lobster comes up. What's for dinner? Smash potatoes. Leave a bit of gravy on the side too, in case I get hungry. Otte with the drop ball. Federer slip and sliding in there. Tight margin. German precision. Mercedes.

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Match point Federer now. Big serve. Otte manages to return. Federer to the baseline. Otte back again. Drop shot. Drop down. Drop dead. Game set of match Federer. Fuck you. Do you know who I am? Roger Federer sponsored by Uniqlo. Smash my hand.

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That hand won 20 grand slams. And it looks like it could win another six o'clock.

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Slane Castle.

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What's the story with Sheik? Do they live in the middle of the weekend? It looks like it could win another six o'clock.

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Slane Castle.

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Metallica headline slain this weekend. The war Metallica heavy metal bands. Actually just heavy metal. I'll leave it at that chair.

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Right.

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And the water boys are back with their 13th album. Will it be unlucky 13 for them? Sheik are on over the weekend. One of the living legends that everyone in Ireland owes it to themselves to see at least once.

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Slane is a one day.

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What's the story with Sheik? Do they live in Ireland now? No, because my poor son, he organises all the-

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Niall Rogers. Right. And he told me, he said, Dad, I can not talk to you. I've got to get another 50 buses. He said, this is your-

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He was good in the fucking 70s or 80s, but I'm not arsed about it now, like, you know?

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Alright, well look, that and Bruce Springsteen, the return of-

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Seems like he's gigging everything these days. Niall for hire. He's going back with them next-

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We might actually hire Sheik for the, uh, the Zurich corporate coming up.

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Right, there you go. And, and I hear you're performing for the weekend.

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Fucking Tommy Dunn, the Dunster.

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He's performing as well. We actually just got back from bloom there earlier on today. Myself, the missus. And we had to bring fucking Mr. Tickles too. Against my wishes.

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There you go. There you go.

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Fully bloomed out of it at the moment, you know?

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No collection results. Planet Earth is something we're all more and more concerned about.

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Absolute fucking rip off it was.

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The green wave. But what would-

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Selling all that gourmet, plant-based, soy-based food as well. Not for me.

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We challenged him not to burn fossil fuels, not to drive, not to use one-sauce plastics. And he had to give up his take-away coffee.

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Henry, you started this morning. How has your day been?

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Ivan, it's been a struggle. You can hear I'm slightly out of breath because I've been walking everywhere. And it doesn't come naturally to me. And I know you talked about the so-called green wave. It's tough being green. This morning I haven't shaved. I didn't use shaving foam. I look a little bit, um, even more scruffy than I usually do. I took the train. I was actually running late.

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Sorry guys. Just trying to concentrate here. I really, I really want to get a good Colin Hart into this. As we, uh, overtake the usual gruesome twosome. Soccer mom and co, and cohorts. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?

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I'm Connor Williams. Former senior sales executive with Mercedes Ireland. Partner at KPMG by the age 23. Oh! Savior of the Bagugu tribe out in Gualangan. Back in '98, after the storm hit their land. It's almost six o'clock. Oh!

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So keep cups are basically recyclable cups that last for a while. These racing slippers are the biz. They really are the business. The mutts nuts. The dogs balls.

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Yeah, but Bloom, we had to fucking come home early because the chimp did a massive doo-doo on one of the black dahlias out there. At first I thought maybe it won't be seen because the color did match his excrement.

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The chimp is a lot darker than humans. So, kind of just blend it in but there was a lot of keen green fingers around there and they were like, "What's that on the fucking dahlia?"

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And then someone went to smell. Got a whiff of the monkey poo. And they said, "What's going on here?" And somebody got a chimp. And then we were, of course, we were the only, the only couple in bloom with a pet chimp.

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And, uh, this just only further exacerbated the, the tensions between me and Mr. Tickles.

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What do you do to try and help the environment? How are you green?

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I was, uh, sleeping on the couch last night. Because we had an argument with myself and the missus. It's almost six o'clock. Mr. Tickles, of course.

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Sleeps in Arhar's room on the cargo net. But I did hear the door and a few fucking footsteps going during the night.

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And being environmentally friendly. No wrappers, plastic knives, forks and single-use plastic.

306
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Just, I'm vexed, to be honest. I'm trying to keep a good, my psychiatrist says, "Listen, you need to keep your head together and don't be flipping out still."

307
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So, I'm kind of caught, caught between a rock and a hard place at the moment, guys.

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Whether or not to lash out at the mongers.

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I'll keep it nice and chillaxed. So, that's why we went to bloom.

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I thought being around the flowers and the plants would have a nice effect on my mindset.

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Greens, fresh air.

312
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But, uh, once he took a shit, it was over.

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I must say though, the effect it's having on my driving is really positive.

314
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You know, the, uh, first couple of laps we did there, we're just teething.

315
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No meat, there's other great options around town.

316
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Um, there's Cornucopia, which is a famous, uh, vegetarian restaurant.

317
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I mean, it's up to you, you know, you don't have to...

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Cornucopia, yeah, vegetarian restaurant.

319
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But think...

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Make sure you bring your wallet.

321
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That's good for you, so think about that.

322
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You'd think...

323
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...that all this stuff would be cheaper, like, you know, comes from the land.

324
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You don't have to rear it.

325
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Now you have to grow it.

326
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Why do they charge you an arm and a leg for the privilege of staying healthy and green?

327
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

328
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It's easier to get yourself down to Lidler Aldean bite a box of football nuggets, which are mechanically set...

329
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I read the back of the box and it's 90% mechanically separated chicken.

330
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So that's...

331
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The worst of the worst chicken that has gone through the ringer.

332
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And is then just being fingered by robotic hands.

333
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

334
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Pulled apart by robots.

335
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What constitutes the final 10%?

336
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Don't ask me.

337
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But I was very drunk one night, staying at a friend's gaff who doesn't really shop at the right shops. That was all that was in the freezer the next day.

338
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Love this long straight. Just feels so good to get onto the straight. Power through. Really strong, really powerful. Feels good. Get behind the wheel of that Mercedes and just drive. Drive the pain away. Drive the pain away. Drive the pain away.

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Well, it's buying fizzy drinks. It's buying bottled water. It's buying sweeties. It's going to the vending machine. It's everything I do. Ivan, I probably am one of the most unenvironmentally friendly people that you know. Jeez, Louis. Into the snake and the scooth. Last final turn. Make it go really nice into that bend there and then we go. Silver. No, bronze. Five seconds off the pace. Ten seconds. It's getting better though. It's getting better. That's something me and you have.

340
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Always. Always. Together, huh? We've made the bronze. We're going to get there and make the silver. I can promise you that. It's almost six o'clock.

341
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Thanks very much everyone. Connor Fowler. Cheers, Connor. Conzo man, just a couple of books to keep the Sam Peli flowing.

342
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Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. I do care, but I notice more so in my young children. Eleven years of age and five years of age and 12 years of age. And I both are very... I just spoke to you.

343
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Dermot Brennan, thanks so much. Dermot, you've been the victim of bank fraud. Are you okay? We're here for you. We're here for you.

344
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Patrick, babe. Patrick, babe. That's very much six o'clock. It's almost six o'clock. Quick look at the Mercedes factory here, guys.

345
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Making a Mercedes. Which isn't a Netflix ten-part mystery. Maybe it could be making a Mercedes. Which is a great idea.

346
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Let's do this. Let's have a little look. See how these babes are manufactured.

347
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Wow, look at that. Spinning chassis of Babylon. Wow. Just like pure dream works. Steven Spielberg's dream works.

348
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I'd love to go swimming in that. I'd love to just be in that pool of water now. Just soaking the skin. All that Mercedes water all over your body. Refreshing. Hydrating, yeah. Luxurious, of course.

349
00:25:54,900 --> 00:26:21,900
Imagine being dumped. It's like being baptized into a fucking Mercedes bath. Lovely. Beautiful. Beautiful spraying. Really nice spraying. That paint or gloss or robotic arm. Really is just... John.

350
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Get a grip. Brainschlug. Thanks so much. Who do you think you are? Brainschlug. Who do you think you are, man?

351
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Patrick Bateman says, here con man. Fancy coming over to mine later after six?

352
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Gonna crack open a nice shower dough and throw on the Huey Lewis.

353
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And we can compare the finish of our business cards. Maybe later, Patrick. Maybe later. At the moment. I just want to see how this merc gets made, you know?

354
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Dr. Ocher. Thanks so much, Dr. Ocher. You're fucked. Always, always supporting the show. Great guy. Dr. Oates. Former Nazi. Don't hold that against him. He makes great pizza.

355
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:29,920
The guy makes it. He might have been a Nazi, but he made a great slice.

356
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:38,680
It's almost six o'clock. Time to get down to your local. We'll see days. Do you learn enough?

357
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Zurich infiltration unit. Thanks very much, babe. Babe station. It's pissing rain out there today. Hopefully you're not soaked to the bone.

358
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Bang those chicanes, says Zurich. I will. We'll be getting back onto that now before six. Just want to see how this... What the fuck? Sack. Mullen, man.

359
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Mullen, man. You should do John.

360
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Good John.

361
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*music*

362
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Zack McMullen. It's almost six o'clock, Zack. You can really feel the burn now. Coming up strong. Mercedes. Love your work, dude. Love your work, Zack. Never stop. Tala loves you. Keep it, Tala.

363
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*music*

364
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*music*

365
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Zack McMullen. Zack. Muck. McMullen. Zack. Zack. Zack. McMullen. Zack. Zack. McMullen. Zack. Zack. McMullen. Don't ever come down, Zack. Don't ever come down. Don't ever come down. Don't ever come down. Do you know who I am?

366
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Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? I'm Connor Williams. Former Senior Sales Executive with Mercedes Ireland. I won awards, yeah? Have you got a pension, Zack? Do you want a pension? Come and see me.

367
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- Build time.

368
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- Build time.

369
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- Build time man.

370
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,120
It's almost 60 miles a day.

371
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I don't know if you had a shower,

372
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but I haven't been raided most of that last night.

373
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I'm gonna blame you.

374
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- Mr. CD player.

375
00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:02,920
Ollie Cleary.

376
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Thank you as well, bud.

377
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:11,240
I'm sorry, I don't want you to feel upstaged by Zach McMullen,

378
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:16,240
but I mean, he's really laid down a gauntlet of stage work.

379
00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:20,720
Let's just say the Zachster, Zach and Daxter.

380
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Raise a toast to Sam Pelley, to the Zach man do.

381
00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:29,500
This one's for you, bud.

382
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Zach McMullen.

383
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Thanks so much.

384
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- Mr. CD player.

385
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- Mr. CD player.

386
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This is just so nice.

387
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It's all you want in life.

388
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It's just a kick back, get behind the wheel,

389
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and watch your Merc be made.

390
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Just beautiful.

391
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Just beautiful.

392
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:55,500
Just beautiful.

393
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:56,500
Just beautiful.

394
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Just beautiful.

395
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:07,500
- I'm gonna try to get a close on that.

396
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:08,500
Can we get a close on the Sam Pell?

397
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,500
Zach McMullen Sam Pell.

398
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:11,500
I saved you some Sam Pell.

399
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:11,500
I saved you some Sam Pelley green, oh, Zach.

400
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:11,500
If you don't want some, Zach, just say.

401
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:12,500
I won't bite your head off or anything.

402
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:13,500
I'm gonna try to get a close on that.

403
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:14,500
I'm gonna try to get a close on that.

404
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:15,500
I'm gonna try to get a close on that.

405
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,500
I'm gonna try to get a close on that.

406
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,500
I'm gonna try to get a close on that.

407
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,500
I'm gonna try to get a close on that.

408
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:19,500
Can we get a close on that Sam Pell?

409
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,500
Can we get a close on that Sam Pell?

410
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:21,500
Zach McMullen Sam Pell.

411
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:22,500
I saved you some Sam Pelley green, oh, Zach.

412
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,500
If you don't want some, Zach, just say.

413
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:24,500
I won't bite your head off or anything.

414
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,500
I won't bite your head off or anything.

415
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:26,500
I won't bite your head off or anything.

416
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,500
I won't bite your head off or anything.

417
00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:28,500
I won't bite your head off or anything.

418
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:29,500
I won't bite your head off or anything.

419
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:30,500
I won't bite your head off or anything.

420
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:35,500
I won't bite your head off or anything.

421
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:38,500
I won't bite your head off or anything.

422
00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:42,500
I won't bite your head off or anything.

423
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,500
Mmm.

424
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,500
Stunning.

425
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:45,500
Zurich Burp.ie.

426
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:46,500
I'm really sorry about that, guys.

427
00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:47,500
It's almost six o'clock.

428
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:48,500
John, get a grip.

429
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:49,500
It's almost six o'clock.

430
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:50,500
It's almost six o'clock.

431
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,500
John, get a grip.

432
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,500
It's almost six o'clock.

433
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,500
It's almost six o'clock.

434
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,500
It's almost six o'clock.

435
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:55,500
It's almost six o'clock.

436
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:56,500
It's almost six o'clock.

437
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:57,500
It's almost six o'clock.

438
00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,500
It's almost six o'clock.

439
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,500
It's almost six o'clock.

440
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,500
John, get a grip.

441
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,500
It's almost six o'clock.

442
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:02,500
It's almost six o'clock.

443
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:03,500
It's almost six o'clock.

444
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:04,500
It's almost six o'clock.

445
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,500
It's almost six o'clock.

446
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,500
It's almost six o'clock.

447
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:07,500
It's almost six o'clock.

448
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,500
I'm getting really buzzed, guys.

449
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:10,500
I'm getting really buzzed up about this.

450
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:13,500
Thanks very much, Dav-Cav.

451
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,680
Just give this one more lash of the track.

452
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,780
Maybe we'll get this done before six o'clock.

453
00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:19,820
It's almost six o'clock.

454
00:32:19,820 --> 00:32:22,260
I'm getting really buzzed, guys.

455
00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:24,180
Getting really buzzed up about this.

456
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,620
Thanks very much, Davkav.

457
00:32:34,060 --> 00:32:35,280
Oh, God.

458
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,940
Zach McMullen, Jesus Christ, man.

459
00:32:43,940 --> 00:32:46,620
I cannot believe it.

460
00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:49,080
John, get a great--

461
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,680
Vera Kat, thank you so much.

462
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:50,760
Thank you, Jesus.

463
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:55,800
Moves like Jagger.

464
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,400
Cannot wait for the LMFAO gig.

465
00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:07,440
Whenever it's going to be, I cannot wait.

466
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,720
One of my favorite bands.

467
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,540
Yeah, but I started listening to Kendrick Lamar there yesterday.

468
00:33:15,540 --> 00:33:16,380
Our horror was playing.

469
00:33:16,380 --> 00:33:20,440
It's-- I want to-- I want to try and reconnect with our horror again, you know?

470
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,880
I feel like we've kind of just drifted apart.

471
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,960
The whole chimp business was a bit of a fiasco.

472
00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:34,560
And then, as you know, we started listening to Nu Metal and wearing black lipstick and guyliner.

473
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,620
Which I refuse to acknowledge as guyliner.

474
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:40,120
I just said, listen, man.

475
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,620
It's eyeliner.

476
00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:45,260
Don't attribute a gender to it, like, you know?

477
00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:46,500
I don't know.

478
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,600
But I mean, that's his choice.

479
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,440
Don't want to stifle him.

480
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,440
I love him.

481
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,680
I love him.

482
00:33:52,680 --> 00:34:01,920
But I would like to see him grow into the kind of sales powerhouse that his old man has and still is.

483
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:01,920
You know?

484
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:08,160
There's a reason why I'm hired by all these major conglomerates.

485
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:14,160
And there's a reason why Wilson donated these racing socks to me.

486
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:20,580
As you can see there, bottom right-hand side of your screen, guys, I'm wearing the Wilson special edition Connor Wilson.

487
00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:31,220
Even though my name is Connor Williams, I'm wearing the special Wilson socks made for me.

488
00:34:31,220 --> 00:34:39,260
And actually, a W is an M. It does stand for Williams as well as Wilson, so it's Grant.

489
00:34:39,260 --> 00:34:42,300
And it is an M upside down, and that's a fuck up.

490
00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:43,260
That's a fuck up.

491
00:34:43,260 --> 00:34:46,780
Oh, we got enough time.

492
00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:48,040
Let's do it.

493
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:48,700
We can do this.

494
00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:55,700
We can just, we should be able to score silver here just as it gets to six o'clock.

495
00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:05,700
It's all about the footwork, you know?

496
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:09,700
It's all about the footwork.

497
00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:12,340
As you can see, I'm just hovering with the left.

498
00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:14,740
Left foot is a hover foot.

499
00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:18,660
Just hover over the pedal, and if you need it, then use it.

500
00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:21,660
Easier into that.

501
00:35:21,660 --> 00:35:23,660
Yeah, so listen to the Kendrick.

502
00:35:23,660 --> 00:35:24,660
He's good.

503
00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:27,660
And I tell you who is phenomenal as well.

504
00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:31,660
Billie Eilish.

505
00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:35,660
She is seminal.

506
00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:40,660
So myself and Arhar are going to be going to the Billie Eilish gig.

507
00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:41,660
Billie Eilish gig.

508
00:35:41,660 --> 00:35:42,660
I got him tickets.

509
00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:43,660
He's over the moon.

510
00:35:43,660 --> 00:35:44,660
He's over the moon.

511
00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:45,660
And I am too.

512
00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:47,660
I think some of her work is just groundbreaking.

513
00:35:47,660 --> 00:35:48,660
Some of the tunes.

514
00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:49,660
All the tunes.

515
00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:50,660
All the Billie Eilish tunes.

516
00:35:50,660 --> 00:35:51,660
Fantastic.

517
00:35:51,660 --> 00:35:52,660
It's almost six o'clock.

518
00:35:52,660 --> 00:35:52,660
The thing about Eilish is she's got her own style.

519
00:35:52,660 --> 00:36:22,640
All the tunes, all the Billie Eilish tunes. Fantastic. It's almost six o'clock. The thing about Eilish is she's got her own style. She's not going to be pigeonholed by the powers that be.

520
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:51,640
Or the industry. It's exactly the kind of way I wanted to be when I started doing my marketing and advertising work. I was like, listen guys, I make the adverts. I'm a style guide. Do you remember North Soup? 97? That was me.

521
00:36:51,640 --> 00:37:00,160
Tampax, panty shields. 98. Connor Williams.

522
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:12,300
It's almost six o'clock. Proceedings. Fifteen years. Sales. That wasn't even after writing. That was just sales.

523
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:18,140
Recently enough, you know me. You know who I am and what I'm doing in Zurich.

524
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:20,720
Fucking hell.

525
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,100
Fucking hell.

526
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:30,500
And even more recently, San Pellegrino.

527
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,640
Fucking hell.

528
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,640
Fucking hell.

529
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:40,640
Fucking hell.

530
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:03,640
Fucking hell.

531
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:12,600
It's not even letting me fucking drive the wrong way.

532
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,460
It's almost six o'clock.

533
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:44,740
Fucking Billie Eilish.

534
00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:51,000
Kendrick Lamar.

535
00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:54,040
Kendrick Lamar and Billie Eilish, yeah.

536
00:38:54,040 --> 00:39:01,880
It's almost six o'clock.

537
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:21,720
We're on the O'Falls, everybody, for round two.

538
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,040
Roland Garros highlights.

539
00:39:23,540 --> 00:39:25,500
Sloane Stephens versus Spain.

540
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,580
Ceribus Tormo.

541
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:30,260
Beautiful hot day here out on the outside courts.

542
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,840
Just enough checks out on that ball from Stephens.

543
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,320
Roland number seven showing us a taste of what she's got inside her pantry.

544
00:39:36,660 --> 00:39:38,340
She's serving a spicy starter.

545
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:40,520
Meaty main.

546
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,060
And there's your creme brulee.

547
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:45,940
Now, tea or coffee?

548
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:46,880
Jon, sir.

549
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,600
Regulation skirt there on Stephens.

550
00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:51,040
Just covering enough cheek.

551
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,600
Because up here in the gantry, we can't really see that much detail anyway.

552
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:56,900
But it doesn't matter.

553
00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:59,320
There's enough cheek in that shot for another arse.

554
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:00,520
Good ball.

555
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,220
Stephens is serving still.

556
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,760
But she's serving against a grunter.

557
00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:04,420
Listen to this.

558
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,020
Do you know what I mean?

559
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,420
It's hard to fucking play against that, like, you know?

560
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,140
Oh.

561
00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:14,740
The grunting works.

562
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,060
Mind games.

563
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,240
What's her serve sound like?

564
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,000
What's this?

565
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:23,240
Jesus.

566
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:24,960
What's this?

567
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:25,980
It's like a bloke.

568
00:40:27,140 --> 00:40:28,180
There it is.

569
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,840
American Sloane Stephens progresses to round three.

570
00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:34,040
Roland Garros, French elb in here.

571
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,740
Sarah Srebe as Tormez goes home empty-handed.

572
00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:38,860
But sounding male-glanded.

573
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:39,940
Roland Garros.

574
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,560
It's almost six o'clock.

575
00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:47,740
It's almost six o'clock, guys!

576
00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:49,820
... between July the first and July 31st.

577
00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:51,640
The humble butcher.

578
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:55,000
Oft the underrated craftsman.

579
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,520
Purveyor of quality cuts.

580
00:40:57,740 --> 00:40:58,060
Hold on.

581
00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:00,440
Let's just tell it straight.

582
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,040
McDonald's get 100% of their beef...

583
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,320
... from Irish Borat Bia Short Farms.

584
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:06,860
You're a perfect company, you.

585
00:41:06,940 --> 00:41:07,900
And thanks so much.

586
00:41:08,620 --> 00:41:10,500
22 years Belch Division.

587
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:11,600
We all know and love.

588
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,100
22 years Belch Division.

589
00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:15,640
Which is...

590
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:15,940
... good to me.

591
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,340
Guys, it's almost six o'clock, guys.

592
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,100
It's almost six o'clock.

593
00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:23,480
Consulting firms are like onions.

594
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:24,720
It's almost six o'clock.

595
00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:27,340
Connor Fowler, thanks so much, man.

596
00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:28,660
You just don't get the answer.

597
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:29,660
That's almost Connor.

598
00:41:29,660 --> 00:41:31,660
You just get...

599
00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:33,640
Two human lives brought into existence.

600
00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:37,880
Neither compares to seeing the precision engineering and elegant design of Mercedes being constructed.

601
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,480
It's almost six o'clock.

602
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:40,580
It's almost six o'clock.

603
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,240
It's almost six o'clock.

604
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,320
It is six o'clock.

605
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:51,840
It's six o'clock, baby.

606
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:55,280
Come on!

607
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,880
Find your flavor.

608
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,680
It's almost six o'clock.

609
00:42:02,380 --> 00:42:04,080
San Pellegrino.

610
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,300
You're almost 38.

611
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:07,600
Allianz.

612
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:08,280
Ivan Gates.

613
00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:10,280
You're almost 38.

614
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,360
Network 2.

615
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:13,280
Doggy.

616
00:42:13,940 --> 00:42:14,960
Network 2.

617
00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:17,040
It's almost six o'clock.

618
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:17,500
Why are you?

619
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:18,520
Kill the good.

620
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,060
Have you got a pension yet?

621
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,240
Have you got a fucking plan?

622
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,600
Watch your daughter.

623
00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:25,300
Blind booters town.

624
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,300
Where are you working now?

625
00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:27,060
Sea point.

626
00:42:27,180 --> 00:42:28,000
Java job.

627
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:28,980
Black rock.

628
00:42:29,140 --> 00:42:30,520
Where are you working now, Joe?

629
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,540
For sea days.

630
00:42:32,260 --> 00:42:33,460
Please tell me you're working.

631
00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:34,200
One night one.

632
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:35,480
Please tell me you're working.

633
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,980
Gotta keep the money coming in.

634
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,440
Second holiday home.

635
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,840
Just got six o'clock.

636
00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:44,440
You stop.

637
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:45,620
Body in the boot.

638
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,240
Body in the boot.

639
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,200
Today about.

640
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,320
It's almost six o'clock.

641
00:42:51,980 --> 00:42:52,660
Mountain.

642
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:53,560
Mountain.

643
00:42:54,060 --> 00:42:54,480
Mountain.

644
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,600
Zurich.

645
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:56,200
Mountain.

646
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:57,120
Mountain.

647
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:07,180
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, there's nothing I like more than

648
00:43:07,180 --> 00:43:11,280
lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

649
00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:13,300
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

650
00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:18,480
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious

651
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,000
repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

652
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:25,480
Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

653
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:31,220
You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft.

654
00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:35,660
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

655
00:43:36,660 --> 00:43:40,120
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

656
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,340
How you getting on guys?

657
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,140
Sorry about that.

658
00:43:45,460 --> 00:43:48,240
Six o'clock hit and six o'clock hit hard.

659
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:51,180
It really hit very hard.

660
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
And hit me between the eyes.

661
00:43:57,300 --> 00:44:00,380
Big, big thanks to everybody who's watched today.

662
00:44:01,540 --> 00:44:02,440
And donated.

663
00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:04,820
It's six o'clock baby.

664
00:44:04,940 --> 00:44:05,940
Keep doing what you're doing.

665
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,560
Any chance of an ASMR one-off in the future?

666
00:44:10,260 --> 00:44:12,080
It would be Hilaire Balls.

667
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,180
Yeah man, don't worry.

668
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,240
Something like that would be good.

669
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,400
It's in the pipeline.

670
00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:21,960
It's in the fucking pipeline, man.

671
00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:26,060
There's a line, a pipe, and that's in it.

672
00:44:26,060 --> 00:44:28,000
Okay.

673
00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:30,000
Have you gotten on to Zurich yet?

674
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,240
If not, why not?

675
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,420
If not, why not?

676
00:44:41,020 --> 00:44:42,060
Look at this.

677
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:44,840
Precision.

678
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:45,720
Precise.

679
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,360
Look at him.

680
00:44:47,660 --> 00:44:49,840
What's he doing to those lights, man?

681
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:52,880
A bit of soldering.

682
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:53,920
A bit of drilling.

683
00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:54,740
A bit of screwing.

684
00:44:54,740 --> 00:44:58,580
Look at the body work.

685
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,020
Look at the Bosch, Bosch drill.

686
00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:04,460
Wow.

687
00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:05,980
Mercedes.

688
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,440
That's a real Mercedes, John.

689
00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:17,000
Sorry, guys.

690
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,020
Zurichberg.ie.

691
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,660
Whoa, look at that.

692
00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:23,580
Screwballs.

693
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,880
Gotta hand it to the Germans.

694
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,660
Look at that heated seat.

695
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,520
It's wrapped in its polyfine bag.

696
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,240
I'd love to just give that fucking seat a smell.

697
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,480
Do you know how to clean off the production line?

698
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,360
Just smell of plastic and...

699
00:45:54,700 --> 00:45:55,340
That's it.

700
00:45:55,740 --> 00:45:56,500
Put her in.

701
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:58,220
Strap her in.

702
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,020
What's she doing?

703
00:46:00,420 --> 00:46:01,540
She's got a door.

704
00:46:01,540 --> 00:46:01,540
She's got a door.

705
00:46:01,540 --> 00:46:04,500
She's going to fucking put the doors on.

706
00:46:06,260 --> 00:46:07,700
This really is beautiful.

707
00:46:09,260 --> 00:46:11,340
Remember what we're witnessing here, folks.

708
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,060
Remember what we're witnessing.

709
00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:17,400
8.5 million views.

710
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,640
I've just looked your wife.

711
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,640
Ulster Orange, thank you very much.

712
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,640
You've been the victim of bank fraud.

713
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:26,640
Putting the badge on.

714
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:27,640
Thanks very much, Ulster Orange.

715
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:31,640
I'm Connor Fowler and Zurich Burp and Davkov at 6 o'clock.

716
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:32,640
Baby!

717
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,640
This is really making me feel alive inside.

718
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:38,640
I'm really a bit of slur, but...

719
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:39,640
Oh, my God.

720
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:40,640
Oh, my God.

721
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,640
I don't even blame you, though.

722
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:42,640
I've been having a week on my iPad.

723
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:43,640
I don't even blame you, though.

724
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:44,640
I've been having a week on my iPad.

725
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,640
I don't even blame you, though.

726
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:46,640
I've been having a week on my iPad.

727
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:47,640
I don't even blame you, though.

728
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:48,640
I've been having a week on my iPad.

729
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:49,640
I don't blame you, though.

730
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,640
My bad.

731
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,640
I don't blame you, though.

732
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:52,640
I don't blame you, though.

733
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:53,640
I don't blame you, though.

734
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,640
I don't blame you, though.

735
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:55,640
I don't blame you, though.

736
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:56,640
I don't blame you, though.

737
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:57,640
I don't blame you, though.

738
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:58,640
I don't blame you, though.

739
00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,640
I don't blame you, though.

740
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:00,640
I don't blame you, though.

741
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:01,640
I don't blame you, though.

742
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:02,640
I don't blame you, though.

743
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:03,640
I don't blame you, though.

744
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:04,640
I don't blame you, though.

745
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:05,640
I don't blame you, though.

746
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:06,640
I don't blame you, though.

747
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:07,640
I don't blame you, though.

748
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:08,640
I don't blame you, though.

749
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,640
I don't blame you, though.

750
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:10,640
I don't blame you, though.

751
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:11,640
I don't blame you, though.

752
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:12,640
I don't blame you, though.

753
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:13,640
I don't blame you, though.

754
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:14,640
I don't blame you, though.

755
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,640
I don't blame you, though.

756
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:16,640
I don't blame you, though.

757
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,640
I don't blame you, though.

758
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:18,640
I don't blame you, though.

759
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:19,640
I don't blame you, though.

760
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,640
I don't blame you, though.

761
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:21,640
I don't blame you, though.

762
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:22,640
I don't blame you, though.

763
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,640
I don't blame you, though.

764
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,640
I don't blame you, though.

765
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:25,640
I don't blame you, though.

766
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:26,640
I don't blame you, though.

767
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:27,640
I don't blame you, though.

768
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:28,640
I don't blame you, though.

769
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,640
I don't blame you, though.

770
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,640
I don't blame you, though.

771
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:31,640
I don't blame you, though.

772
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:32,640
I don't blame you, though.

773
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,640
I don't blame you, though.

774
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,640
I don't blame you, though.

775
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,640
I don't blame you, though.

776
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,640
I don't blame you, though.

777
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:37,640
I don't blame you, though.

778
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:38,640
I don't blame you, though.

779
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,640
I don't blame you, though.

780
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:40,640
I don't blame you, though.

781
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:41,640
I don't blame you, though.

782
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:42,640
I don't blame you, though.

783
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:43,640
I don't blame you, though.

784
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,640
I don't blame you, though.

785
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:45,640
I don't blame you, though.

786
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,640
I don't blame you, though.

787
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:47,640
I don't blame you, though.

788
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:48,640
I don't blame you, though.

789
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,640
I don't blame you, though.

790
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:50,640
I don't blame you, though.

791
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:51,640
I don't blame you, though.

792
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:52,640
I don't blame you, though.

793
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,640
I don't blame you, though.

794
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,640
I don't blame you, though.

795
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:55,640
I don't blame you, though.

796
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:56,640
I don't blame you, though.

797
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:57,640
I don't blame you, though.

798
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,640
I don't blame you, though.

799
00:47:58,640 --> 00:47:59,640
I don't blame you, though.

800
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:00,640
I don't blame you, though.

801
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:01,640
I don't blame you, though.

802
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:02,640
I don't blame you, though.

803
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:03,640
I don't blame you, though.

804
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:04,640
I don't blame you, though.

805
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:05,640
I don't blame you, though.

806
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:06,640
I don't blame you, though.

807
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:07,640
I don't blame you, though.

808
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:08,640
I don't blame you, though.

809
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,640
I don't blame you, though.

810
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:10,640
I don't blame you, though.

811
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:11,640
I don't blame you, though.

812
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:12,640
I don't blame you, though.

813
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,640
I don't blame you, though.

814
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:14,640
I don't blame you, though.

815
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:15,640
I don't blame you, though.

816
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,640
I don't blame you, though.

817
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,640
I don't blame you, though.

818
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:18,640
I don't blame you, though.

819
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,640
I don't blame you, though.

820
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,640
I don't blame you, though.

821
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:21,640
I don't blame you, though.

822
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:22,640
I don't blame you, though.

823
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,640
I don't blame you, though.

824
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:24,640
I don't blame you, though.

825
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,640
I don't blame you, though.

826
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:26,640
I don't blame you, though.

827
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,640
I don't blame you, though.

828
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:28,640
I don't blame you, though.

829
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:29,640
I don't blame you, though.

830
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,640
I don't blame you, though.

831
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,640
I don't blame you, though.

832
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:32,640
I don't blame you, though.

833
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,640
I don't blame you, though.

834
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,640
I don't blame you, though.

835
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:35,640
I don't blame you, though.

836
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:36,640
I don't blame you, though.

837
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:37,640
I don't blame you, though.

838
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,640
I don't blame you, though.

839
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,640
I don't blame you, though.

840
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:40,640
I don't blame you, though.

841
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,640
This is it.

842
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,640
No messing around.

843
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,640
We are into Zach McMullen territory.

844
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,640
John, there's only one thing for this.

845
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:50,640
Yes.

846
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:51,640
You're 38.

847
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,640
Dilith, all the guys out there,

848
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,640
we're going for silver.

849
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,640
Yeah, it's very hard.

850
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:01,640
It's a hard race.

851
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,640
I've been gearing up all along my life

852
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,640
for this race.

853
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,640
It's going to be amazing.

854
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,640
Sorry, have we got any?

855
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:09,640
We need some--

856
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,640
We just spoke to your wife.

857
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,640
We need some cool music.

858
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:12,640
Sorry, we'll stay.

859
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:13,640
We need some cool music.

860
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:14,640
Sorry, we'll stay.

861
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:15,640
You've been the victim of bank fraud.

862
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:16,640
Jamie O'Hare, thanks so much.

863
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:17,640
Jamie!

864
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,640
The neck of you.

865
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:26,640
Right, what's that music from "Requiem for a Dream"?

866
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:27,640
Great film.

867
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:28,640
Great movie.

868
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,640
Depressing, yeah.

869
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,640
But seminal?

870
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,640
Of course.

871
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,640
Here we go.

872
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:45,840
My name is Connor Williams.

873
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:50,100
Senior sales has 25 years from CSR.

874
00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:51,100
What do I do?

875
00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:52,100
I race.

876
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:55,420
I race every day.

877
00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:57,300
I race to be the best.

878
00:49:57,300 --> 00:50:00,100
I race because I want to feel alive.

879
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:04,400
I love the feel of the hard tarmac underneath my feet and my wheels.

880
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:10,500
I love the feel of the tarmac on my bare feet, on my feet when I've just got socks on, or

881
00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:13,440
even when I'm wearing racing shoes.

882
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,280
Racing slip-ons such as these things.

883
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,280
Suck.

884
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,280
Wilson.

885
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:23,000
Wilson Tennis got onto me and said, "We want to sponsor your racing feet."

886
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,300
I said, "Yeah, do it, man.

887
00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:28,580
But you're going to have to beat Jake McMullen to the chase.

888
00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:31,040
He's already fronting hard dollar.

889
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:35,080
And the Sam Pelle boys, well, you know I'm making them.

890
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:38,140
They make great drinks.

891
00:50:38,140 --> 00:50:39,140
Silver.

892
00:50:39,140 --> 00:50:41,140
Silver trophy.

893
00:50:41,140 --> 00:50:42,140
Yeah.

894
00:50:42,140 --> 00:50:44,080
It's got my name on it.

895
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,080
It's got Zurich written on it.

896
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,080
It's got Sam Pellegrino written on it.

897
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:55,180
It's got Mercedes A-Class, B-Class, C-Class, AMG range, SLK.

898
00:50:59,180 --> 00:51:02,180
Do you even know what's going on, John?

899
00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:06,180
Do you even know who I am?

900
00:51:06,180 --> 00:51:07,120
Where I've been?

901
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,120
What I'm going to do in the future?

902
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,180
Who I'm becoming?

903
00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:30,500
Let's race. Let's race. Let's race. It's almost six o'clock. Wish me luck guys. Silver for Jake. Jakey Silver Baby. Jakey Silver Baby.

904
00:51:30,500 --> 00:51:59,680
Getting pumped guys. Just getting pumped. Get a grip. You're 38. Mama duck. Thank you.

905
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,220
Get a grip.

906
00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:30,220
*Dies in the background*

907
00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:49,220
Drive time! Drive time! Ivan Yates! Matt Cooper! Billie Eilish! Leo Vrakker! Kendrick Lamar! This is for all you guys! All you guys!

908
00:52:53,220 --> 00:52:55,220
It's almost 6 o'clock...

909
00:52:55,220 --> 00:53:02,220
Jake McMullen! I'm coming for you Jake! Daddy's coming! Daddy's coming Jake!

910
00:53:08,220 --> 00:53:15,220
This is the M50! We gotta save Jake McMullen! He's at the end of it! We need to pick him up and bring him home!

911
00:53:15,220 --> 00:53:27,220
*Dies in the background*

912
00:53:27,220 --> 00:53:29,220
Oh

913
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:36,720
It's almost six o'clock

914
00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:56,400
This is for the gym I get home tonight

915
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,400
I'm not gonna beat the chimp

916
00:53:59,700 --> 00:54:01,700
I'm gonna say listen mate

917
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,280
We need to go for a chat me and you

918
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,360
We're gonna do it like man. We'll step outside. We'll talk

919
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,360
Sorry about this Yurik burp

920
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:21,560
Into the Metzgefell we go. Sherpie in third gear. I'm in fourth. I'm burning rubber

921
00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:29,480
Japanese made Bridgestones children. Oh God no

922
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:43,760
Get back on the horse and do the best you can do we'll make it up so we'll make it up Jake promise I'll make it up to you Jake

923
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,200
Ivan Yates

924
00:54:54,200 --> 00:55:18,040
It's not not within our grasp because we've made such good time on the first bit

925
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,040
Oh

926
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,040
Oh

927
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,040
Six o'clock

928
00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:45,720
It's just me in the road now kid

929
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:50,280
No soundtrack no anthem as we go hard and fast

930
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,640
Into the skook and pooler

931
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,720
The biggest bender

932
00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:57,720
The biggest bender

933
00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:59,720
This side of cologne

934
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:05,160
The Kessel Chen approaches nothing I can't handle

935
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:11,720
We're going like a bat out of fucking hell on this one. I've never been this fast

936
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:17,240
Keep driving keep going keep going keep going keep going

937
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:23,160
We're gonna make it Jake me and you it's all about you now Jake

938
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,040
As we ended the steel streak

939
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:35,160
Fuck it up man can't let you down bud don't want to let you down man you put so much in

940
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:40,200
Carousel

941
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,640
Zurich life dot ie

942
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:44,920
Zurich chimp

943
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:45,960
Zurich fuck up

944
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:46,520
No

945
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:56,680
Zurichchimp.ie Zurichfilth.ie

946
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,680
*laughs*

947
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,680
*laughs*

948
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:02,680
*Clears sound*

949
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,680
*Tries to film*

950
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:32,840
Do you know who I am?

951
00:57:35,220 --> 00:57:36,760
Do you know who I am?

952
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:49,420
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

953
00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:51,440
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

954
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:59,140
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

955
00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:03,600
Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

956
00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:09,360
You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft.

957
00:58:09,700 --> 00:58:13,780
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

958
00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:18,220
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

959
00:58:32,660 --> 00:58:35,820
How are you getting on, guys?

960
00:58:37,260 --> 00:58:38,420
Technical gremlins.

961
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,740
A few technical gremlins there.

962
00:58:43,180 --> 00:58:44,340
Nothing I can't handle.

963
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:48,580
Something happened there.

964
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:49,640
I don't know what happened.

965
00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:52,380
But things have to end.

966
00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:56,980
I apologize, Zach, for that race.

967
00:58:58,580 --> 00:59:00,700
I think I was referring to you as Jake.

968
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,140
What an insult.

969
00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:06,760
I can only apologize.

970
00:59:07,780 --> 00:59:09,760
I don't know where I got Jake from.

971
00:59:11,220 --> 00:59:12,080
But, Zach...

972
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,840
I'm fucking angry.

973
00:59:19,420 --> 00:59:20,860
I don't know what to do, man.

974
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:23,440
Heads up my arse, Zach.

975
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:34,300
I think I'm going to fucking stick on a Billie Eilish chin.

976
00:59:37,100 --> 00:59:39,600
Stick on a bit of Billie Eilish and just chill out for a moment.

977
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,520
My Invisalign has...

978
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:51,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.

979
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:52,980
I have taken out my Invisalign.

980
00:59:52,980 --> 00:59:54,220
And this is the album.

981
00:59:54,220 --> 00:59:55,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

982
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:56,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

983
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:57,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

984
00:59:57,840 --> 00:59:58,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

985
00:59:58,840 --> 00:59:59,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

986
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:00,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

987
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:01,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

988
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:02,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

989
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:03,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

990
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:04,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

991
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:05,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

992
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:06,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

993
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:07,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

994
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:08,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

995
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:09,840
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

996
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:16,840
It's almost six o'clock.

997
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:21,200
Time to get down to your local WCD dealer and ask about test driving.

998
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,260
That's very much.

999
01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:22,900
Anonymous.

1000
01:00:22,900 --> 01:00:23,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1001
01:00:23,900 --> 01:00:24,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1002
01:00:24,900 --> 01:00:25,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1003
01:00:25,900 --> 01:00:26,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1004
01:00:26,900 --> 01:00:27,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1005
01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:28,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1006
01:00:28,900 --> 01:00:29,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1007
01:00:29,900 --> 01:00:30,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1008
01:00:30,900 --> 01:00:31,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1009
01:00:31,900 --> 01:00:32,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1010
01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:33,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1011
01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:34,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1012
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:35,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1013
01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:36,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1014
01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:37,900
I have taken out my Invisalign.com.

1015
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:39,900
I have just spoke to your wife.

1016
01:00:39,900 --> 01:00:42,900
You've been the victim of bank fraud.

1017
01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:45,900
Huey Bear, thanks so much Huey.

1018
01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:06,900
Gary, thanks so much Gary.

1019
01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:06,900
Thank you so much.

1020
01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:33,900
Oh yeah, sorry I changed that all.

1021
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:35,900
I'm going to stick on a bit of Kendrick.

1022
01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:38,900
Just to try and take my mind off what just happened there.

1023
01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:43,900
Great artist.

1024
01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:49,900
Very Afrocentric.

1025
01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:50,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1026
01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:51,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1027
01:01:51,900 --> 01:01:52,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1028
01:01:52,900 --> 01:01:53,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1029
01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:54,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1030
01:01:54,900 --> 01:01:55,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1031
01:01:55,900 --> 01:01:56,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1032
01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:57,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1033
01:01:57,900 --> 01:01:58,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1034
01:01:58,900 --> 01:01:59,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1035
01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:00,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1036
01:02:00,900 --> 01:02:01,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1037
01:02:01,900 --> 01:02:02,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1038
01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:03,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1039
01:02:03,900 --> 01:02:03,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1040
01:02:03,900 --> 01:02:04,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1041
01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:05,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1042
01:02:05,900 --> 01:02:06,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1043
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:07,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1044
01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:08,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1045
01:02:08,900 --> 01:02:09,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1046
01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:10,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1047
01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:11,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1048
01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:12,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1049
01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:13,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1050
01:02:13,900 --> 01:02:14,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1051
01:02:14,900 --> 01:02:15,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1052
01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:16,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1053
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:17,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1054
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:18,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1055
01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:19,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1056
01:02:19,900 --> 01:02:20,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1057
01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:21,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1058
01:02:21,900 --> 01:02:22,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1059
01:02:22,900 --> 01:02:23,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1060
01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:24,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1061
01:02:24,900 --> 01:02:25,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1062
01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:26,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1063
01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:27,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1064
01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:28,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1065
01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:29,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1066
01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:30,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1067
01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:31,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1068
01:02:31,900 --> 01:02:32,900
I'm going to be a jerk.

1069
01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:35,900
I can say that I like a challenge and you to me is painless.

1070
01:02:35,900 --> 01:02:36,900
Zurich Dota.

1071
01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:37,900
You don't know what pain is.

1072
01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:38,900
Zurich Dota.

1073
01:02:38,900 --> 01:02:41,900
How can I paint this picture when the color blind is hanging with you?

1074
01:02:41,900 --> 01:02:43,900
Fell on my face and I woke with a scar.

1075
01:02:43,900 --> 01:02:45,900
Another one sneaker and a deep in my heart.

1076
01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:46,900
Where I don't cover my seat and a flick.

1077
01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:47,900
I can admit it to the light y'all.

1078
01:02:47,900 --> 01:02:48,900
Why you isn't every day in the face.

1079
01:02:48,900 --> 01:02:49,900
You don't know what pain is.

1080
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:50,900
Zurich Dota.

1081
01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:51,900
How can I paint this picture when the color blind is hanging with you?

1082
01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:52,900
Fell on my face and I woke with a scar.

1083
01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:53,900
Another one sneaker and a deep in my heart.

1084
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:54,900
Where I don't cover my seat and a flick.

1085
01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:55,900
I can admit it to the light y'all.

1086
01:02:55,900 --> 01:03:00,620
Money can be hard to keep hold of, and putting some aside for the future isn't always a priority.

1087
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:03,600
A good plan helps you stay on track.

1088
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:08,040
This plan doesn't have to be complicated, nor do you need a fortune to begin.

1089
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:09,900
It could start like this.

1090
01:03:10,460 --> 01:03:14,060
Save a small amount, regularly, whatever you can afford, it all adds up.

1091
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:17,000
If you already have a pot of money, invest it.

1092
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:17,640
Lumsum pot of money!

1093
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:19,240
Look at this!

1094
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:20,840
Fucking pot of money!

1095
01:03:22,380 --> 01:03:23,020
Lumsum!

1096
01:03:23,660 --> 01:03:30,660
If you already have a pot of money, invest it.

1097
01:03:32,340 --> 01:03:34,600
Ah, Siri Burp.ie.

1098
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:42,080
Or, start a pension to secure your future.

1099
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:42,760
Yes!

1100
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:49,920
Freedom, man!

1101
01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:53,420
Pure fucking freedom!

1102
01:03:53,420 --> 01:03:54,420
The freedom to go after what you want.

1103
01:03:54,420 --> 01:03:57,560
To concentrate on the things in life that make you happy.

1104
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:57,860
John.

1105
01:03:58,220 --> 01:03:59,540
Now, and in the future.

1106
01:03:59,740 --> 01:04:00,040
Get a grip.

1107
01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:00,100
Boom!

1108
01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:04,100
A trusted financial broker or advisor can help you create a plan.

1109
01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:05,000
Thanks, H. Lewis!

1110
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,120
No matter what you're dreaming about.

1111
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:10,400
Love that little bit at the end.

1112
01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:11,200
Boom!

1113
01:04:12,100 --> 01:04:12,380
Bad.

1114
01:04:15,220 --> 01:04:21,400
I'm on one of those, on a little soundboard.

1115
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:27,500
What the hell are you doing with yourself?

1116
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:41,060
There's been an outbreak of Ebola downtown.

1117
01:04:41,060 --> 01:05:06,900
There's been an accident. Oh God. Zach man, I'm sorry I'm still ripping. Head's up my arse. Head is well and truly up my arse man. My mic, my mic, hello? Is my mic broken?

1118
01:05:06,900 --> 01:05:17,780
sound is scuffed sorry man maybe I'll take this

1119
01:05:17,780 --> 01:05:22,820
oh god

1120
01:05:22,820 --> 01:05:33,080
look I've lost the racing slippers man I've no I've no fucking shoes man

1121
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:36,240
I'm gonna have to drive around in my fucking feet man

1122
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:46,920
John get a grip look I'm gonna do it again I'm gonna go for it and we're gonna go for it for

1123
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:53,280
Zach for Zach for one more Willie Kit Kat fridge thank you and Coney's cock thanks so much too

1124
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:56,120
and Maria Walsh big shout out if you're watching

1125
01:05:56,120 --> 01:06:05,580
it's almost six o'clock just want to say a big shout out to Maria Walsh from me Connor Williams

1126
01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:16,260
and everybody thank you Willie Kit Kat fridge much appreciados much appreciados

1127
01:06:16,260 --> 01:06:26,940
pop into your local jerk broker too I know a friend out there he's key holder in the shop in the city center if you want to go in after hours I can arrange for that

1128
01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:33,160
Fucking couple of shmurs. Hammer out a new fucking pension plan. Maria. I think I'm gonna have another can of San Peli.

1129
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,880
Can number two guys.

1130
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:56,880
*Sigh*

1131
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:58,880
*Sigh*

1132
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:22,880
*Mario plays*

1133
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:24,880
Sorry about that Maria!

1134
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,880
I'm gonna take a look at the endric off.

1135
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:30,880
Just go for gold.

1136
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:34,880
This is it. This is the Zack special, okay?

1137
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:36,880
Zack McMullen, not Jake!

1138
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:38,880
John, get a grip.

1139
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:40,880
You're the remake.

1140
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:44,880
Thanks very much, Brainshlo. Will you throw in the Yates or Healy remix?

1141
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:48,880
Yeah, man. If I win this, I'll throw it on again.

1142
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:58,880
Silver that is, you know? If I don't, we're going out in a blaze of death and destruction.

1143
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,880
And Zurich.

1144
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:02,880
It's almost six o'clock.

1145
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:04,880
Let's go.

1146
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:08,880
No messing now.

1147
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:10,880
No messing now.

1148
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:17,880
Ugh.

1149
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:24,880
I'd offer you a bit of slur, but I raided most of that last night.

1150
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,880
You blame me though.

1151
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:28,880
Farford, thank you so much.

1152
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:32,880
Thanks so much.

1153
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,880
Oh, fuck it man. Fuck it.

1154
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:44,880
It's almost six o'clock.

1155
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:48,880
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1156
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,880
What about now? Is there a new Mercedes?

1157
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,880
Bruno, thanks. Is there static now?

1158
01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:58,880
Is there static now?

1159
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:02,880
No. Someone, thanks so much.

1160
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,880
I'm gonna turn this up.

1161
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,880
Fucking radio mic.

1162
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,880
Gone. It's gone boo-boo.

1163
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,880
Now, this is it.

1164
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:19,880
This is it.

1165
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:22,880
Let's get these.

1166
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,880
Eddie Irvine.

1167
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:28,880
Eddie Irvine.

1168
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:32,880
Eddie Irvine.

1169
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:52,880
Welcome back guys to the Jake McMullen Special 500.

1170
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:57,880
The M50 lap, which we're gonna do today in under seven minutes and 35 seconds.

1171
01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:00,880
I am Captain Connor Williams.

1172
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:03,880
Mercedes.

1173
01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:07,880
Former senior sales executive for Mercedes Ireland.

1174
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:10,880
Siria Kion, KPMG, part of the NBA, 233.

1175
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:12,880
Former media buyer.

1176
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:13,880
Got into advertising. Got out of that.

1177
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:14,880
It stank.

1178
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:16,880
Didn't want to do it.

1179
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,880
And now, full-time Mercedes.

1180
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:21,880
I'd also like to offer pension advice on the side too.

1181
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:22,880
Stick with me.

1182
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:23,880
You won't go wrong.

1183
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:27,880
It's almost six o'clock.

1184
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:30,880
Socks sponsored by Mercedes and Wilson.

1185
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:33,880
I'd offer you a bit of schlurr but...

1186
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:35,880
Bruno and Eddie Schlervine.

1187
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:36,880
Thank you so much.

1188
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:37,880
You can blame me though.

1189
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:39,880
After the week I've had.

1190
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:45,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1191
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:45,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1192
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:46,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1193
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:47,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1194
01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:48,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1195
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:49,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1196
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:50,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1197
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:50,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1198
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:51,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1199
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:52,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1200
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:53,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1201
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:54,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1202
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:55,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1203
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:56,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1204
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:57,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1205
01:10:57,880 --> 01:10:58,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1206
01:10:58,880 --> 01:10:59,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1207
01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:00,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1208
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:01,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1209
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:02,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1210
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:03,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1211
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:04,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1212
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:05,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1213
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:06,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1214
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:07,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1215
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:08,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1216
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:09,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1217
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:10,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1218
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:11,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1219
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:12,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1220
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:13,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1221
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:14,880
I'm going to go to the next one.

1222
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,880
I'm sorry guys.

1223
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:18,880
I've just had a complete fucking breakdown today.

1224
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:19,880
We're going to go.

1225
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:20,880
We're going to do this.

1226
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:21,880
Yeah.

1227
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:21,880
Oshin Callan.

1228
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:22,880
How are you, man?

1229
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:23,880
G29.

1230
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:25,880
This was my son's racing wheel.

1231
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:29,880
I bought him this, but he says he doesn't want to use it anymore.

1232
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:35,880
He wants a Jansport black backpack and some guyliner and a couple of corn albums.

1233
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:42,880
And he wants them by 7:00 PM because he wants to go and stand around outside Central Bank.

1234
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:45,880
I don't know what his game is, to be honest.

1235
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:47,880
It's definitely not Gran Turismo 5.

1236
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:52,880
Okay.

1237
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:57,880
Oh, fuck, man.

1238
01:11:57,880 --> 01:12:03,880
I've got no shoes, John.

1239
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:07,880
The pressure's on, man.

1240
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:08,880
The fucking pressure is on.

1241
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:09,880
Here we go.

1242
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:12,880
You can do it, man.

1243
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:13,880
You're fucking Conor.

1244
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:15,880
You're Conor Williams, man.

1245
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:16,880
You're fucking Conor.

1246
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:17,880
Conor.

1247
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:18,880
Get a grip.

1248
01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:19,880
You're fucking 38.

1249
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:22,880
Do you speak to Zonat about Jirik?

1250
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:25,880
Yeah, he's down there in Brussels tonight, man.

1251
01:12:25,880 --> 01:12:26,880
Fucking get a grip, man.

1252
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:28,880
Give Maria Walsh a buzz, man.

1253
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,880
Give her a buzz.

1254
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:33,880
This goes out to all the 90s kids out there.

1255
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:36,880
This goes out to all the 90s kids out there.

1256
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:42,880
Tamagotchi, Black Jacks, Maria Walsh, Tamagotchi.

1257
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:46,880
This goes out to all the 90s kids out there.

1258
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:47,880
Yes.

1259
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:48,880
Yes.

1260
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:49,880
Yes.

1261
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:50,880
Yes.

1262
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:51,880
Yes.

1263
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:52,880
All the 90s kids out there.

1264
01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:53,880
Sorry, guys.

1265
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:54,920
- All the 90s kids out there.

1266
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:55,760
- Yes!

1267
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:57,660
- All the 90s kids out there.

1268
01:12:57,660 --> 01:12:58,500
- Argh!

1269
01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:00,340
ZurichBurp.ie.

1270
01:13:00,340 --> 01:13:01,540
- Sorry guys!

1271
01:13:01,540 --> 01:13:03,220
- ZurichBurp.ie.

1272
01:13:03,220 --> 01:13:04,100
ZurichBurp.ie.

1273
01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:04,940
- ZurichBurp.ie.

1274
01:13:04,940 --> 01:13:07,260
- Sweets like blackjacks and fruit salads.

1275
01:13:07,260 --> 01:13:08,700
- It's almost six o'clock.

1276
01:13:08,700 --> 01:13:11,220
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealers.

1277
01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:12,060
- It's almost six o'clock.

1278
01:13:12,060 --> 01:13:13,980
- Test driving the new Mercedes.

1279
01:13:13,980 --> 01:13:15,580
- Anonymous, thanks so much for that.

1280
01:13:15,580 --> 01:13:16,600
Right, here we go.

1281
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:23,860
Through him, with him, in him.

1282
01:13:23,860 --> 01:13:30,860
- In the unity of the Holy Spirit, all glory and power is yours, almighty Arhar.

1283
01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:35,500
- It's almost six o'clock.

1284
01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:37,500
- -

1285
01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:49,340
- I'm not feeling good.

1286
01:13:49,340 --> 01:13:50,740
I'm not feeling good about this.

1287
01:13:50,740 --> 01:13:51,740
Fuck it.

1288
01:13:51,740 --> 01:13:52,580
- I'm not feeling good about this.

1289
01:13:52,580 --> 01:13:53,580
- I'm not feeling good about this.

1290
01:13:53,580 --> 01:13:54,580
- I'm not feeling good about this.

1291
01:13:54,580 --> 01:13:55,580
- I'm feeling good about this.

1292
01:13:55,580 --> 01:13:56,580
- I'm feeling good about this.

1293
01:13:56,580 --> 01:13:57,580
- I'm feeling good about this.

1294
01:13:57,580 --> 01:13:58,580
- I'm feeling good about this.

1295
01:13:58,580 --> 01:13:59,580
- I'm feeling good about this.

1296
01:13:59,580 --> 01:14:00,580
- I'm feeling good about this.

1297
01:14:00,580 --> 01:14:01,580
- I'm feeling good about this.

1298
01:14:01,580 --> 01:14:02,580
- I'm feeling good about this.

1299
01:14:02,580 --> 01:14:03,580
- I'm feeling good about this.

1300
01:14:03,580 --> 01:14:04,580
- I'm feeling good about this.

1301
01:14:04,580 --> 01:14:05,580
- I'm feeling good about this.

1302
01:14:05,580 --> 01:14:07,420
- I'm feeling good about this.

1303
01:14:07,420 --> 01:14:08,420
- I'm feeling good about this.

1304
01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:09,420
- I'm feeling good about this.

1305
01:14:09,420 --> 01:14:10,420
- I'm feeling good about this.

1306
01:14:10,420 --> 01:14:11,420
- I'm feeling good about this.

1307
01:14:11,420 --> 01:14:12,420
- I'm feeling good about this.

1308
01:14:12,420 --> 01:14:13,420
- I'm feeling good about this.

1309
01:14:13,420 --> 01:14:14,420
- I'm feeling good about this.

1310
01:14:14,420 --> 01:14:15,420
- I'm feeling good about this.

1311
01:14:15,420 --> 01:14:16,420
- I'm feeling good about this.

1312
01:14:16,420 --> 01:14:17,420
- I'm feeling good about this.

1313
01:14:17,420 --> 01:14:19,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1314
01:14:19,260 --> 01:14:20,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1315
01:14:20,260 --> 01:14:21,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1316
01:14:21,260 --> 01:14:22,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1317
01:14:22,260 --> 01:14:23,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1318
01:14:23,260 --> 01:14:24,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1319
01:14:24,260 --> 01:14:25,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1320
01:14:25,260 --> 01:14:26,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1321
01:14:26,260 --> 01:14:27,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1322
01:14:27,260 --> 01:14:28,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1323
01:14:28,260 --> 01:14:29,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1324
01:14:29,260 --> 01:14:30,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1325
01:14:30,260 --> 01:14:31,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1326
01:14:31,260 --> 01:14:32,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1327
01:14:32,260 --> 01:14:33,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1328
01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:34,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1329
01:14:34,260 --> 01:14:35,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1330
01:14:35,260 --> 01:14:36,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1331
01:14:36,260 --> 01:14:37,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1332
01:14:37,260 --> 01:14:38,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1333
01:14:38,260 --> 01:14:39,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1334
01:14:39,260 --> 01:14:40,260
- I'm feeling good about this.

1335
01:14:40,260 --> 01:14:42,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1336
01:14:42,100 --> 01:14:43,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1337
01:14:43,100 --> 01:14:44,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1338
01:14:44,100 --> 01:14:45,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1339
01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:46,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1340
01:14:46,100 --> 01:14:47,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1341
01:14:47,100 --> 01:14:48,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1342
01:14:48,100 --> 01:14:49,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1343
01:14:49,100 --> 01:14:50,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1344
01:14:50,100 --> 01:14:51,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1345
01:14:51,100 --> 01:14:52,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1346
01:14:52,100 --> 01:14:53,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1347
01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:54,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1348
01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:55,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1349
01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:56,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1350
01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:57,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1351
01:14:57,100 --> 01:14:58,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1352
01:14:58,100 --> 01:14:59,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1353
01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:00,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1354
01:15:00,100 --> 01:15:01,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1355
01:15:01,100 --> 01:15:02,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1356
01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:03,100
- I'm feeling good about this.

1357
01:15:03,100 --> 01:15:04,940
- Do you know who I am?

1358
01:15:04,940 --> 01:15:06,940
- Do you know who I am?

1359
01:15:06,940 --> 01:15:08,940
- Connor Williams.

1360
01:15:08,940 --> 01:15:11,940
- Former Senior Sales Executive.

1361
01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:14,940
- Mercedes-Arlen.

1362
01:15:14,940 --> 01:15:17,940
- Partner.

1363
01:15:17,940 --> 01:15:19,940
- KPMG.

1364
01:15:19,940 --> 01:15:22,940
- By the age 23.

1365
01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:24,940
- Into the fucking Mets.

1366
01:15:24,940 --> 01:15:27,940
- The Arden and Gore Forest.

1367
01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:29,940
- Should be in second.

1368
01:15:29,940 --> 01:15:31,500
- But I'm tickling the tickler.

1369
01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:32,940
- Tickling the Apex.

1370
01:15:32,940 --> 01:15:38,780
- Just kissing the Apex with my handmade custom Bridgestone tires.

1371
01:15:38,780 --> 01:15:44,780
Handcrafted by people out in faraway lands.

1372
01:15:48,780 --> 01:15:56,780
You might say it's slave labor, but the wage that they get, as I am always reminding you guys,

1373
01:15:56,780 --> 01:16:00,460
is very good when you compare it to what else they could be doing there.

1374
01:16:00,460 --> 01:16:02,780
When we reach the calendar hard.

1375
01:16:02,780 --> 01:16:05,080
It's a hard turn, but someone's got to do it.

1376
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:07,660
Usually I should be taking these guys right now, but...

1377
01:16:07,660 --> 01:16:10,480
Fuck it. Let's not get too hard on ourselves.

1378
01:16:13,580 --> 01:16:15,400
The Zack McMullen Special.

1379
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:17,880
Get out the fucking way, man.

1380
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:18,980
This is the M50.

1381
01:16:19,580 --> 01:16:22,580
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

1382
01:16:28,580 --> 01:16:29,580
Why?!

1383
01:16:29,580 --> 01:16:34,080
What the fuck's going on, man?!

1384
01:16:36,580 --> 01:16:37,580
It's Urik.ie!

1385
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:40,080
It's Urik.ie!

1386
01:16:41,080 --> 01:16:42,080
Don't ever forget that!

1387
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:57,580
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1388
01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:58,580
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1389
01:16:58,580 --> 01:16:58,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1390
01:16:58,580 --> 01:16:58,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1391
01:16:58,580 --> 01:16:58,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1392
01:16:58,580 --> 01:16:59,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1393
01:16:59,580 --> 01:17:00,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1394
01:17:00,580 --> 01:17:01,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1395
01:17:01,580 --> 01:17:02,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1396
01:17:02,580 --> 01:17:03,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1397
01:17:03,580 --> 01:17:04,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1398
01:17:04,580 --> 01:17:05,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1399
01:17:05,580 --> 01:17:06,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1400
01:17:06,580 --> 01:17:07,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1401
01:17:07,580 --> 01:17:08,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1402
01:17:08,580 --> 01:17:09,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1403
01:17:09,580 --> 01:17:10,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1404
01:17:10,580 --> 01:17:11,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1405
01:17:11,580 --> 01:17:12,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1406
01:17:12,580 --> 01:17:13,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1407
01:17:13,580 --> 01:17:14,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1408
01:17:14,580 --> 01:17:15,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1409
01:17:15,580 --> 01:17:16,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1410
01:17:16,580 --> 01:17:40,580
It's almost 7 o'clock.

1411
01:17:40,580 --> 01:17:42,580
Technical gremlins, guys.

1412
01:17:42,580 --> 01:17:51,580
Ria Walsh, thanks so much.

1413
01:17:51,580 --> 01:17:53,580
You should too, John.

1414
01:17:53,580 --> 01:17:57,580
I don't know what to say.

1415
01:17:57,580 --> 01:18:00,580
It's just not been my day.

1416
01:18:00,580 --> 01:18:01,580
Drive time.

1417
01:18:01,580 --> 01:18:03,580
It's been a shocker.

1418
01:18:03,580 --> 01:18:05,580
It's been an absolute shocker.

1419
01:18:05,580 --> 01:18:08,580
Just wanted to say something.

1420
01:18:08,580 --> 01:18:10,580
Shut that down.

1421
01:18:10,580 --> 01:18:11,580
Sorry, guys.

1422
01:18:11,580 --> 01:18:20,580
Just want to say something here to the guys out of Wilson.

1423
01:18:27,580 --> 01:18:30,580
You make a shocking product, guys.

1424
01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:32,580
You're making a shocking sock.

1425
01:18:32,580 --> 01:18:35,580
Did you see these?

1426
01:18:35,580 --> 01:18:36,580
Did you see these?

1427
01:18:38,580 --> 01:18:39,580
Useless.

1428
01:18:40,580 --> 01:18:41,580
Absolute shit.

1429
01:18:45,580 --> 01:18:48,580
wear these even if you paid me, Wilson.

1430
01:18:51,580 --> 01:18:52,580
What kind of socks?

1431
01:18:52,580 --> 01:18:54,580
What kind of man wears that?

1432
01:19:00,580 --> 01:19:02,580
I'm out here busting my bollocks.

1433
01:19:04,580 --> 01:19:09,580
I'm trying to make silver on the Nuremberg time trial.

1434
01:19:09,580 --> 01:19:11,580
I'm on fucking trial in the Nuremberg.

1435
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:13,580
Nuremberg trials, man.

1436
01:19:13,580 --> 01:19:16,580
Because of you.

1437
01:19:17,580 --> 01:19:19,580
I'm sentenced to death.

1438
01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:20,580
Do you know why?

1439
01:19:20,580 --> 01:19:22,580
Because I've been caught wearing these, man.

1440
01:19:25,580 --> 01:19:26,580
No grip on them.

1441
01:19:26,580 --> 01:19:26,580
No grip.

1442
01:19:26,580 --> 01:19:27,580
No grip.

1443
01:19:27,580 --> 01:19:28,580
No grip.

1444
01:19:28,580 --> 01:19:29,580
No grip.

1445
01:19:30,580 --> 01:19:31,580
Look at that pedal down.

1446
01:19:31,580 --> 01:19:32,580
It's almost six o'clock.

1447
01:19:32,580 --> 01:19:33,580
Look at that pedal down there.

1448
01:19:40,580 --> 01:19:41,580
It's like...

1449
01:19:41,580 --> 01:19:46,580
It's like using a microfiber cloth on some polished platinum.

1450
01:19:46,580 --> 01:19:47,580
It's slippy.

1451
01:19:47,580 --> 01:19:48,580
It's slidy.

1452
01:19:48,580 --> 01:19:49,580
There's no grip.

1453
01:19:49,580 --> 01:19:50,580
No purchase.

1454
01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:55,580
You've ruined the drive time experience, Wilson.

1455
01:19:57,580 --> 01:20:01,580
I apologize to everybody out there who's watched today.

1456
01:20:15,580 --> 01:20:16,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1457
01:20:16,580 --> 01:20:17,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1458
01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:18,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1459
01:20:18,580 --> 01:20:19,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1460
01:20:19,580 --> 01:20:20,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1461
01:20:20,580 --> 01:20:21,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1462
01:20:21,580 --> 01:20:22,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1463
01:20:22,580 --> 01:20:23,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1464
01:20:23,580 --> 01:20:24,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1465
01:20:24,580 --> 01:20:25,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1466
01:20:25,580 --> 01:20:26,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1467
01:20:26,580 --> 01:20:27,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1468
01:20:27,580 --> 01:20:28,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1469
01:20:28,580 --> 01:20:29,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1470
01:20:29,580 --> 01:20:30,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1471
01:20:30,580 --> 01:20:31,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1472
01:20:31,580 --> 01:20:45,580
Because the sock biz, it ain't for you.

1473
01:20:45,580 --> 01:20:46,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1474
01:20:46,580 --> 01:20:47,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1475
01:20:47,580 --> 01:20:48,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1476
01:20:48,580 --> 01:20:49,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1477
01:20:49,580 --> 01:20:50,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1478
01:20:50,580 --> 01:20:51,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1479
01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:52,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1480
01:20:52,580 --> 01:20:53,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1481
01:20:53,580 --> 01:20:54,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1482
01:20:54,580 --> 01:20:55,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1483
01:20:55,580 --> 01:20:56,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1484
01:20:56,580 --> 01:20:57,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1485
01:20:57,580 --> 01:20:58,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1486
01:20:58,580 --> 01:20:59,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1487
01:20:59,580 --> 01:21:00,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1488
01:21:00,580 --> 01:21:01,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1489
01:21:01,580 --> 01:21:02,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1490
01:21:02,580 --> 01:21:03,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1491
01:21:03,580 --> 01:21:04,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1492
01:21:04,580 --> 01:21:05,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1493
01:21:05,580 --> 01:21:06,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1494
01:21:06,580 --> 01:21:07,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1495
01:21:07,580 --> 01:21:08,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1496
01:21:08,580 --> 01:21:09,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1497
01:21:09,580 --> 01:21:10,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1498
01:21:10,580 --> 01:21:11,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1499
01:21:11,580 --> 01:21:12,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1500
01:21:12,580 --> 01:21:13,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1501
01:21:13,580 --> 01:21:14,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1502
01:21:14,580 --> 01:21:15,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1503
01:21:15,580 --> 01:21:16,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1504
01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:17,580
I'm not going to be able to do this.

1505
01:21:17,580 --> 01:21:20,580
Thanks very much to everybody out there.

1506
01:21:24,580 --> 01:21:26,580
We're going to get silver tomorrow.

1507
01:21:29,580 --> 01:21:32,580
Zack, I'm sorry, man.

1508
01:21:35,580 --> 01:21:38,580
We go again tomorrow and we get silver tomorrow.

1509
01:21:42,580 --> 01:21:45,580
Until then, thanks very much for...

1510
01:21:45,580 --> 01:21:47,580
This has been I'm Connor Williams.

1511
01:21:47,580 --> 01:21:49,580
This has been Drive Time.

1512
01:21:51,580 --> 01:21:52,580
Pile of shite, man.

1513
01:21:52,580 --> 01:21:53,580
It's a waste of time.

1514
01:21:57,580 --> 01:22:01,580
I have to go home now and fucking talk to a monkey and my wife.

1515
01:22:07,580 --> 01:22:09,580
See you later and thanks very much, Connor Wilson.

1516
01:22:09,580 --> 01:22:10,580
Connor Williams.

1517
01:22:12,580 --> 01:22:13,580
See you later.

1518
01:22:13,580 --> 01:22:14,580
Thank you.

1519
01:22:14,580 --> 01:22:19,580
And remember, it's never too early to start a pension plan.

1520
01:22:20,580 --> 01:22:25,580
Why not call into your local Zurich broker and ask for some advice?

1521
01:22:29,580 --> 01:22:30,580
Shout out to the Hong Kong crew.

1522
01:22:30,580 --> 01:22:31,580
It's a seacastle, is it?

1523
01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:33,580
Kowloon City, I'm looking at you.

1524
01:22:33,580 --> 01:22:35,580
County Kowloon, you know.

1525
01:22:35,580 --> 01:22:36,580
Bring it down fast.

1526
01:22:36,580 --> 01:22:37,580
And hard the wall city had to go.

1527
01:22:37,580 --> 01:22:38,580
Woo-do, man.

1528
01:22:38,580 --> 01:22:39,580
Watch out for the boys.

1529
01:22:39,580 --> 01:22:40,580
Here's the flow.

1530
01:22:41,580 --> 01:22:42,580
Hong Kong City at night.

1531
01:22:42,580 --> 01:22:42,580
Can you hear me?

1532
01:22:42,580 --> 01:22:43,580
Can you hear me?

1533
01:22:43,580 --> 01:22:44,580
Are you feeling alright?

1534
01:22:44,580 --> 01:22:46,580
Do you know how bad it felt to live in Kowloon?

1535
01:22:46,580 --> 01:22:52,580
Looking for the man who killed my father so that I could kill him, do you?

1536
01:22:52,580 --> 01:22:53,580
Woo-do, man.

1537
01:22:53,580 --> 01:22:55,580
Hong Kong City by day.

1538
01:22:56,580 --> 01:22:58,580
Do you like it when I talk to you this way?

1539
01:22:58,580 --> 01:22:59,580
Woo-do, man.

1540
01:22:59,580 --> 01:23:04,700
You've got some nice boats in your river, what do they sell, what can I smell? Wanna go there, but I'm scared and confused.

1541
01:23:04,700 --> 01:23:05,360
Wudu man.

1542
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:06,240
Confused.

1543
01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:07,720
When's the night confused?

1544
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:11,240
On to the sky scanner at night.

1545
01:23:11,860 --> 01:23:17,280
I look for the best price for a Hong Kong fight.

1546
01:23:17,960 --> 01:23:18,520
Confused.

1547
01:23:19,300 --> 01:23:19,700
Confused.

1548
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:20,860
There's a language barrier.

1549
01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:21,220
Confused.

1550
01:23:21,260 --> 01:23:23,200
Do I need to get injections before I go?

1551
01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:27,240
What about the food? Is it the same as back home in the Chinese that you get here?

1552
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:28,000
Wudu man.

1553
01:23:28,540 --> 01:23:29,140
Impressive.

1554
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:33,460
In a tree and mountain statues, towns and trees.

1555
01:23:33,460 --> 01:23:34,180
Wudu man.

1556
01:23:34,180 --> 01:23:35,840
I can't feel lost.

1557
01:23:36,260 --> 01:23:37,340
I can't feel lost.

1558
01:23:37,940 --> 01:23:39,020
Wudu man.

1559
01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:39,860
How about you?

1560
01:23:39,860 --> 01:23:44,840
An urban barn, a vision pile has cramped a Nari end.

1561
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:45,900
Wudu man.

1562
01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:47,860
I don't know where I am.

1563
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:48,660
Wudu man.

1564
01:23:48,660 --> 01:23:50,800
I still don't know where I am.

1565
01:23:50,820 --> 01:23:51,540
Wudu man.

1566
01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:54,080
Shout out to all the Kowloon crew.

1567
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,460
All the boys out in the swimming pool.

1568
01:23:57,180 --> 01:23:57,460
Ruh!

1569
01:23:58,260 --> 01:23:59,520
All the girls out there on the river.

1570
01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:01,440
On the back of a shipping container.

1571
01:24:02,020 --> 01:24:02,780
Going out to Florida.

1572
01:24:02,780 --> 01:24:03,280
Duh!

1573
01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:03,280
Buh!

1574
01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:03,780
Buh!

1575
01:24:03,780 --> 01:24:04,280
Buh!

1576
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:04,780
Buh!

1577
01:24:04,780 --> 01:24:05,280
Buh!

1578
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:06,540
Don't check the stock.

1579
01:24:06,540 --> 01:24:07,960
Don't check the stock.

1580
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:08,780
Check the windows.

1581
01:24:08,780 --> 01:24:09,280
Windows.

1582
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:09,780
Windows.

1583
01:24:09,780 --> 01:24:10,280
Windows.

1584
01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:10,780
Windows.

1585
01:24:10,780 --> 01:24:11,280
Windows.

1586
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:11,780
Windows.

1587
01:24:11,780 --> 01:24:12,440
Yeah, barely is it?

1588
01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:13,280
Yes, it's barley.

1589
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:14,540
Yeah, give barley an offer.

1590
01:24:14,540 --> 01:24:15,540
Yes, it's barley.

1591
01:24:15,540 --> 01:24:16,280
Barley.

1592
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:16,780
Barley.

1593
01:24:16,780 --> 01:24:17,280
Barley.

1594
01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:17,780
Barley.

1595
01:24:17,780 --> 01:24:18,280
Barley.

1596
01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:18,780
Barley.

1597
01:24:18,780 --> 01:24:19,780
Maybe, yeah.

1598
01:24:21,780 --> 01:24:22,780
Maybe, yeah.

1599
01:24:22,780 --> 01:24:23,780
I think it's called Wudu.

1600
01:24:23,780 --> 01:24:26,780
The sign of Mesmera is barley.

1601
01:24:26,780 --> 01:24:28,760
Yeah, barley is it?

1602
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:58,740
Thank you.