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There from fucking Sligo Rovers, Luke Keane, it's the new Merlin playing card.

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And he's a great player.

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And he takes a great pitcher too.

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Luke Keane, you can sign him on fucking Championship Manager.

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2012.

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He's only got shit stats, but you can train him up.

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He starts off on the floor like that wearing a shirt.

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And then he ends up at fucking Barcelona, man.

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Winning the European Championships with Messi and fucking Iniesta in 2015.

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And then you have to swap Iniesta for Luke.

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Luke Keane goes on loan for a while then.

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And then Iniesta comes back.

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And Iniesta retires.

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And then Luke Keane's like, I'm not playing for Barcelona anymore until fucking Iniesta comes out of retirement.

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And sure, Iniesta's gone to China, man.

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Iniesta's in China.

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Don't.

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There you go, though.

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Luke Keane, Sligo Rovers, number 26.

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Super sub.

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Hot prospect for the future.

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Great, great talent, great touch, dribble skills.

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Also, sensual.

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Also, very seductive.

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Productions.

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Any swaps.

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Any Merlin Premiership swap cards.

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Did you fill your sticker book yet?

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I fucking completed Leeds and Man U.

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I just need to...

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I just need fucking Sam...

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Sammy...

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No, no.

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Who would you need?

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No.

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I just need Phil Babb

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to complete Liverpool.

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And I need the Leicester City Foily.

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And then I've completed the booklet.

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Luke Keane.

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Out of the way, punk.

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That's an old...

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This is an old-style Japanese lady going up into her apartment.

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Get in.

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Get in.

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Where's the bin?

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Get in the bin.

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Taxi.

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Didn't know you could get a taxi.

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Jordan Pomeroy.

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63 Kung Po Duck with chips.

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You know well, man.

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You know the secret code.

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Iniesta's in Japan.

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Alright, is he playing...

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I thought he was playing in China.

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Who's he playing for?

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Fucking...

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Okinawa Dragons, is it?

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Fucking Tokyo showdowns.

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I won't bother getting into that.

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Might just run around the town and see where we have to go.

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We sell Kobe.

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Is he doing damage out in Japan, is he?

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Let's see what he's doing.

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Let's see what...

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Cuttlefish.

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Who makes these videos and why do they put that music to it?

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In your eyes.

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Fucking rubbish, man.

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I'm lost in space.

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Floating away.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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Look at that, man.

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That's his name in Japanese stuff.

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Look at the dribble skills, man.

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Look at that, man.

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Quick turn.

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Slot home.

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Ohhhh!

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See that one again. Bah! Crack!

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Juke!

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*Sings*

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Ohhhh!

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Ohhhh! Shit! It was rubbish! Rubbish finish! Oh wow! Whoa! Wow! On again! Yeah!

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Yeah! Clap it!

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Oh yeah!

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Wow! Look at that man! Whoa! Look at the dribble! Whoa! Fucking hell man! Look at him!

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They don't know what to do with him! They don't understand him! He's so different to them!

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Wow! Whoa! Look at the touch! Amazing man! Look at that! Bam!

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Nooo! No you don't! I'm going this way you dick! See you later!

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Down on the left wing is it? Dribble! And again! Take it to his next! Turn him! Turn him! Turn him!

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Back down!

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Oh! Oh! No! Touchy turn him! Twist! And pass! Doesn't lose the ball man! Watch this! Bish! Bash! Bosh! Pass! Goal! Shit finish! Rubbish! His team is cack!

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It haunts me! I'm lost in the stick!

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Wow!

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I'm gonna have to take a little pause from that man! It's too much!

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Em...

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Em...

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Em...

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He doesn't respond to comments! He doesn't respond to comments! Right? He doesn't respond to comments!

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Comma! Right! Little question mark there! Given us the old fucking Emmanuel Hernandez slip!

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"Your name's Emmanuel! Comma! Hernandez! Question mark! Proper Brew!

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I'm gonna have to bring some new clobber!"

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Round up the bodies to come fightin! "I want the whole town to see me!"

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Jesus Christ!

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How are you getting on, Proper Brew? This is a real big, big moment in my life! And I want you to know that I'm with you all the way, baby! Thanks so much!

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*Clears throat*

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Some new... Look at Trump's new haircut! Says "Proper Brew!" Thanks very much!

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"David... Davis... Davis... Davison Incorp! Only if you donate!"

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"Iniesta doesn't respond..." Do you know who else doesn't fucking respond to comments, Hernandez? "Iniesta!"

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"So why don't you go and try and badger him?" He's over in Japan at the moment! Doing the fucking business! For FC... Vissil Kobe! And what are you doing? You're giving out!

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"Thanks very much, Proper Brew!"

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Thanks very much proper brew.

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You don't have to Davidson Incorp, you're alright.

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And Hernandez, just want to let you know man.

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Because you've gone a bit quiet there now since you were talking shite.

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Big shout out to Emmanuel Hernandez.

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Look, Emmanuel, couldn't fucking believe it when you came into the chat man, talking about what you were talking about man.

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Hernandez man, this is from me to you man.

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I am fucking honored that you're here man.

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I can't believe that you're fucking here hey.

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Are you alright man?

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Then I get into a fucking Hernandez with pink trousers now.

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Some goons.

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This is for Emmanuel.

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That's for Hernandez in the face.

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Take this down to Emmanuel now and give him.

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Take this flag and give him the Emmanuel Hernandez spesh.

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Okay, make sure you read the manual.

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Make sure you read him the-

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Sorry, it's too loud.

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That's way too loud.

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Make sure you read Emmanuel the manual.

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Because he doesn't understand.

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That's for-

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That's for Hernandez.

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This is for Emmanuel.

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Take that down to Hernandez now.

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Take that down to Hernandez now.

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Emmanuel Hernandez sent those goons man.

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Emanuel Hernandez sent those goons man. Alright. Ba da da. Ba da ba da. Fucking hell man look at the her- there's a few Hernandez's going around.

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That lad just got Hernandez'd in the face. Where am I meant to be going here now? Down south. Down- down this way. Down this way. Did you ever- did you ever head to Dandan? Get yourself a four stacker. One of these. They're only 300 yen. I'd say head down to fucking Dandan tonight, man. Get yourself a four stack.

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You'll feel better about it in the morning if you eat one at three in the morning now. It's only 3 a.m. Get yourself a big shitty sandwich and you'll feel better when you wake up tomorrow.

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I'm only telling you the God's honest, man. I- would I ever tell you anything other than the God's honest?

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Well, well, well. Look who it is. You know who I am. I do. Your friendly neighborhood- Spider. Jacob Rees-Mogg MP. Well, well, well. Jacob Rees-Mogg, man. It's an absolute-

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It's an absolute pleasure, baby.

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Thanks very much for showing up. And I want to tell you something else. Me, you, and Emmanuel Hernandez are going down to Dandan for a four stack later on.

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It's an absolute pleasure, baby. Do you want to come down? Huh? Thanks very much, baby.

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That's how we do that one. That's how we deal with those little situations.

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Goonies. The Goon-anies are here.

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This goes out to all the 90s goons out there.

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Do you remember Yamagata?

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And eating sushi on a plastic- and using a plastic bucket

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to batter people in the street.

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Sweets like blackjacks.

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Yeah.

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Tokyo- Tokyo goons in alleyways

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and shitty, shitty, dirty alleyways.

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This goes out to all the 90s goons out there.

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Sweets like blackjack.

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I look at them crying like babies, man.

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Oh, now we have to find-

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Oh, we have to find booze for these guys.

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That was where we left it.

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That was where we have-

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That's what we have to do now.

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I'll be waiting.

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Buku du sankey, man.

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Away.

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Big shout out to dupe, man.

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At the dupe time.

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You know what I'm talking about.

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The games.

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The show don't stop, dupe.

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Even if you do stink a dupe.

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One of my favorite men's perfumes.

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You wear perfume.

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But it's not perfume.

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Because you're a man.

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It's eau de cologne.

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The water of the coconut.

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Thanks very much, Febroni.

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You're an absolute.

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Kua Sawa.

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And I want to tell you something else.

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Thanks a lot.

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And if you were one of these lads.

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Standing around the bin.

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I'd be buying you a bottle of gin.

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Or the cheapest stuff you can get.

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In Teshko.

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I'd use the change.

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To buy fags for myself.

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And I'd give you a few as well, dupe.

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Thanks very much.

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Best of luck.

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And we can end that there.

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No problem, dupe.

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I'd even go as far as to buy you some fucking cheap dupe.

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That doesn't.

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It's the knockoff stuff.

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I wonder do these girls know.

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Oh god.

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Look at these kids.

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They want to fucking scrap.

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Delinquents.

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See you later, man.

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Time to go beast mode.

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Bah!

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I'm going to pick up a bin now.

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Or a bicycle.

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This goes out to all the 90s bicycles out there.

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Sweets like blackjacks.

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Tamagotchis.

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And who can remember foot and mouth disease.

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Goran Ivanovic winning Wimbledon.

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i'll be waiting fucking hell man i cannot believe it man i cannot believe it

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his name was emmanuel hernandez he came into the chat talking about how i was ignoring

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people in the chat then i got him spooked by my not ignoring him and then the dream began

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the dream of hernandez his name was emmanuel he did a manual handing handling course and how to make

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tips and donations to a a lower a low level youtuber playing a japanese combat game we will

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always remember you emmanuel your face you've got a soft old face on your manual like melted cheese

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but but i want to tell you this you're a fucking stand-up guy and i hope and i wish you all the best

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emmanuel i wish you all the best thanks very much for the tip we'll see you later gluck

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and that's how you get that's how you deal with that situation

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right where are we going now where's the how would you find booze for bums

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how would you find booze for bums out in tokyo

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we're in the airbnb there yeah i was fucking booze man

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this goes out to all the 90s delinquents out there goonies jaggo hods

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who can forget sweets like blackjacks besides this lad he's too big for his age he's a puberty freak

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sure he had a beard first year

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leningrad stalingrad forget the ghost town of chernobyl

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hell man

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this goes out to all the the 90s delinquents out there

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fruit salad and apple jacks

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where do you go home my lovely boom boom boom boom boom i want to know where do i buy booze for the home

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homeless i want to buy booze for the homeless what are these guys waiting for sorry queue for a new thing is

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this new toy is coming out in japan all the adults want to buy it i bet you it's for a toy it could be something serious i should ask around

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what's a child doing out at this time of night

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rq3 is that some kind of secret code is it nah it's rq3 the newest game in arakura series rq3 short for arakura 3 quest for the quantum quill

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okay there's arakura q3 quest for the quantum quill i can't wait to read the instruction manual on the way home

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the instruction emmanuel hernandez is coming with us

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never heard of it so people are actually lining up to buy a video game what an amazing world we live in

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yeah it's the most popular game in japan right now i went looking for it with papa but they sold out

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everywhere then my friend told me this place was getting a new batch gremlins 2 job so i grabbed my

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allowance and ran all the way here i made it just in time i got the last reservation ticket i'm so happy it's going to be the best game ever made

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time's a strange if this if it's this hard to buy a toy sorry to bug you kid thanks for the info

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i wonder if i should buy the toy myself and use it to exchange for something what's she doing

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maybe i can go into this toy shop here and get something

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i'll be juices

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i want to say something to jimmy juices man representing the cowloom county massive up there climbing hills top of

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pike's peak brandishing the flag making us all feel good about ourselves in big ways

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bsc with some cracking 90s cunts too shook up to eat burgers for months

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prime moodu beef cuts oh no mali dun shaklin is after you thanks very much oh mali

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thanks very much oh mali bye

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how are you creepy i'm after buying some new clobber round up the boys to come pointing i want the whole

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town to see me

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how are you getting on there your name is uh scruffy is it yeah well scruffy i've got big news for you kid

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i've got big big news for you do you want to hear the news scruff

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you've just bought yourself into the main galaxy quest man one premier ship ticket to you and you're

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in the west stand east you're gonna be watching with free complimentary tickets to the hot dog event

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what's that i don't know yet because i've only just come up with it but i mean if you give me a few hours

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to formulate something i'm gonna be getting back to you with a big big complimentary pass ticket

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to the hot dog event once we once we invent that event you can bet your ass scruff that you've got

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the complimentary pass ticket feels good doesn't it i knew you'd think that i want to say a big thank you

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to you big thank you to owen o'meli dun shaklin and jimmy jesus and if i'm not mistaken johnson's wireless printer

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you can buy noodles and games in here buy one of those

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ariato ariato ariato ariato ariato ariato ariato ariato ariato

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yeah youtube broke yesterday during the slug stream

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me and my friends love you we are new subs please can we get a shout out marfos kin

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tarsh marbles and loose assol well easy rec crew the easy rec crew are in the in the chat and it's great to

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see you guys i want to say something to the easy rec crew there in the chat

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who are new to the stream they want to get a big shout out the easy rec crew comprising of marfos kin

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tarsh marbles and loose assol and fin finfin creedon are you not hanging no i am not are you

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If you're hanging, hang on a second. I'll give you this. Stick this one in your hangover.

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Egg and pudding and beans.

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Egg and pudding and beans.

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Egg and pudding and beans.

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Egg and pudding and beans.

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Keelan Croak. I'll add a regato you round the head now in a minute. Can you buy Sega action figures in the shop? We'll see.

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LA Noire isn't finished, Ninja. I don't know when I'm coming back. I don't know when Fontaine. Maybe tonight or tomorrow.

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Buy a bit of fucking ramen there. 7-up.

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Buy a bit of fucking ramen there. 7-up.

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Carlsberg Lager.

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Maybe buy this baseball shirt and see what happens with that.

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One of the... One of these.

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Maybe two more of those.

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29,000 yen.

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Thanks. Cheers.

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Cheers.

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*Country music*

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*Country music*

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Krogoski man. It's fucking... You wanna watch out man. There's lads uptown. Thanks for the tip, hey.

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*Country music*

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Where the fuck did you buy the booze for the... the cans? Get some more cans for the lads. They don't sell the... uh...

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They didn't sell booze in there.

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*Country music*

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*Country music*

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Fucking Daniel Dora man. What's the story man? Doing a bit of fucking bank holiday job is it?

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How are you keeping yourself any crack man? What's the story man? Long time no see. Hey. Thought you... Hey. Hope you're alright man.

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Any fucking... Hey. What's the story man? Yeah alright.

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Hey. Hey Doran.

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*Country music*

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*Country music*

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*Country music*

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up the convenience stores try was in there oh they do they do sell booze

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which stuff over a while man over a while Daniel man can you can you show me what

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you have yeah I'd like to buy a spiked bat and a tin of fucking me so noodles please champagne

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and we got Carlsberg we'll buy a malts just in case oolong tea one of them wanted sake I think

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anyone want to buy a spider spiders the pophole store has sake where's that Keith

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Francis Japanese Higgins is in the house Gavin yeah thank you very much wakey wakey wakey wakey

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you can find booze for the homeless town why knows at the local centrist as Gregoski any work on the old

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metal gear stream says Johnson not yet but it's in the pipe work have you played trover saves the universe

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scruffy I haven't fucking have a man but I'll try try and get there silent tale 3 will be making a comeback

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Dara this is a rake of unfinished games unfinished business

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we need to find the centrist so we can get a bottle of linden village

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we need to find the centrist so we can get a bottle of linden village

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we need to find the centrist so we can get a bottle of linden village

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look everyone it's your dad he's in a film in Japan your dad's big in Japan man look at this lad

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where the focus tashko

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maybe you can get sake in here

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oh I'd love a beef ball yeah let's have a beef ball

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fall

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Harry Gatto

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Harry Gatto

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where would you find a few fucking bottles of bullets for the bombs

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now we're gonna get into a fight now with a bunch of goonies down in alleyways it

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see you later

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see you later take this one on for size how about a bit of this a bit of beef chop is it do you want a bit of noodle soup

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you Japanese boys don't know what hit you hey I

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I trained in a dojo down in bala now for two years left after a while got sick of it

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found a new trainer then down in Galway left after a few months of that as well got sick of it

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fucking hell man Davy Carrick

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you know why I am

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your friendly neighborhood spider

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Davy Carrick

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once in a while

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a star in the sky begins to light up

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that star Davy Carrick

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Davy Carrick

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we you don't know what's hit you until Davy Carrick has has hit you in the face with his flying star

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Davy Carrick says where do you live

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I live out in the mainframe I've told you man

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fucking Atty Mass

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yeah

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Davy Carrick the ledge

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thanks very much

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thanks very much

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very tough

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fucking hell man

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hell man

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does anyone know where to get the booze for the the alcoholics

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Look at the fucking state of the street.

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Too many signs.

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Fucking hell, man.

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Look, Luna Jewel.

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The poster there, it's faded.

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Luna Jewel.

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They're playing.

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There's a new album on sale for Luna Jewel.

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Look at that, man.

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Fucking Luna Jewel, man.

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New album on sale, man.

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Luna Jewel's new album, Irv.

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It's fucking deadly, man.

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You should get Luna Jewel's new album, eh?

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Oh, no, Mally.

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Dunshaqlin.

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There's a few rumors circulating on.

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Thanks very much for the tip, by the way.

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There's a few rumors circulating on.

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Would you be willing to put truth to the rumor on?

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There's good money in it.

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Find out where this...

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Ah, Popo.

378
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Here we go.

379
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Did someone say Popo in the chat?

380
00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:28,480
I didn't really know.

381
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I thought they were joking.

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state of this gap my sweet surrender Michael C thank you very much any chance

383
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you can play pack ox MEP yeah this there you go man more more of that when we get

384
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it yeah yeah Gregoski-san thanks very much for the chips at least not a bag of chips

385
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whiskey here we go I think one of them wanted shot you two then Scotch one of them wanted Scotch

386
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go to your map and look for the nearest popo which you may have to get a few different convenience

387
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stores yeah maybe one more and we've got the whole the whole shebang we've had the whole collection we've

388
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whiskey Saki beer chips sushi rolls Carlsberg malt yeah Aaron Brennan thanks very much for the Brennan's

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spiders spiders are we going opening up an east wall spider shop me and Steve have 17 ton of tropical

390
00:38:32,660 --> 00:38:41,060
spiders ready to sell on tick in east wall man if anyone's out there you want some spiders go to

391
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east wall man the 17 tons of tropical subterranean tropical spiders sub-saharan sub-tropic of cancer

392
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look at these guys it's your grandparents on the poster look they started up a fucking sex line

393
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call those guys for mad chat anytime a day anytime a night they're always ready and waiting

394
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come on cam layton how are you getting on you want it look every once in a while cam layton comes into the

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situation and and makes a tip and I want to say big thank you very much to cam layton the cam man hey you

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want you want you want layton ask the cam man that's for you cam that's for you

397
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what you gonna do what you gonna do what you gonna do when they come for you bag punch bag punch what you gonna do what you gonna do when they come for you that's the cam layton situation maybe we put on the map we go to the map

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How do we go to the map?

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Ah. So that was Dankyoto discount store and many items. That was Papo. We were on that

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Papo already. There's another Papo down there. We'll head to that Papo down there. Oh, that's

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the one we were at. We might head to this Papo down here. Mark on the map. Can you mark that?

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Take a right. Head to the Papo. I will head down to this Papo down this street

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here and see what we can get. Sake is what we need though. Holy schmoly. Anaconda G. Can you believe it?

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Today was a tough day. Things were beginning to feel hard and stressful. But I can safely say that when Anaconda G. Anaconda G. Anaconda G. Came into the mainframe. Flashing the cache. Like it wasn't anything. I began to feel powerful and strong. And all my problems faded away fast. And that was the.

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That was the best time I ever had. Thanks very much Anaconda G. Legend of the fall. And uh. Sorry about the stream there yesterday. It fucked up.

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I'm not here.

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Shlug, it wasn't my fault, it was YouTube. They collapsed. Apparently YouTube collapsed in a ball. Sweet little bento box for you.

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One moment there.

409
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Does anyone know where to get the fucking sake this time of day?

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00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:28,160
Hmm. Sacky, sacky, $2, Alan Kane. Poppo. We were in the Poppo there, Graham.

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M-Store Camaruccio.

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Convenience store near the hotel district. Convenience store near the hotel district.

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That one is it? Right. So we have to head north up to there.

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I was in Poppo the last day there and there was sake coming out of my ears.

415
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I was talking to Poppo the last day. He said it's sound.

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I

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In this fucking pophole before now, it's the same pophole we were in this two minutes ago. Yes, what are you buying fucking wasabi is it?

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Do you have any wasabi? Oh?

419
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:19,340
We're regardless some sake here now

420
00:45:20,340 --> 00:45:25,520
You throw a fucking bottle of chish and chashu into the bag as well. I don't think one of the boys wants it, but we'll take it

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Maybe a bit of a toe

422
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Can you go fishing? Jesus?

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*Shtimus*

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Steamed bun

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00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,920
Do you like ham?

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Rice of wrath camlin did they sell rice of wrath?

427
00:45:52,580 --> 00:45:54,580
Yes, I'm gonna buy the rice of wrath

428
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,840
No, they don't maybe that was a joke was it fair enough

429
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,360
Missed out on that one anyway

430
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:24,800
All of the fighting games in Japan seems to have some amount of running around doing menial tasks for clowns

431
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Says the soulless soulless survivor

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her

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No fighting as of yet

434
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Now we're getting down to the the nitty-gritty now. We're gonna give the booze to the alcoholics

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Go past the Yamagata coffee shop down to Tenkaichi Alley swiftly into the park up to the bums warming their hands by the bin

436
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And we talked to the boys. What should I hand over?

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Saki to this buck

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00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,640
There you go drink up

439
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:27,160
Beautiful this is the only stuff that gets me buzzed you're the best

440
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,840
This lad wanted beer is it?

441
00:47:35,540 --> 00:47:37,840
You can give him a choice. We'll give him the Carlsberg

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Here's your beer

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DG the director general. It's a great situation and I hope you're feeling well and you're having a great day

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Thanks very much and best luck with you and remember always always remember

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Thanks very much kid

446
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Hang on did he did he take that did you not take it?

447
00:48:14,660 --> 00:48:18,340
The other guys don't have theirs I can can't do the toast all right here

448
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:24,400
So he's the one that he's the toast master. There's a rank and file to these books

449
00:48:28,580 --> 00:48:33,460
I don't have that I just have shut you I don't I?

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Scotch

451
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They are picky spodal

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I'm in a sweet potato mood

453
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I'm in a sweet potato mood

454
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They must make pochine out of sweet potatoes over in Japan the land of the rise and sun sure

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Sun sure

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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

459
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

460
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

461
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

462
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

463
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

464
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

467
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

468
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

471
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

472
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

473
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

475
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

476
00:49:50,180 --> 00:49:51,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

477
00:49:51,180 --> 00:49:52,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

478
00:49:52,180 --> 00:49:53,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

479
00:49:53,180 --> 00:49:54,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

480
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

481
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

482
00:49:56,180 --> 00:49:57,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

483
00:49:57,180 --> 00:49:58,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

484
00:49:58,180 --> 00:49:59,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

485
00:49:59,180 --> 00:50:00,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

486
00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:01,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

487
00:50:01,180 --> 00:50:02,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

488
00:50:02,180 --> 00:50:03,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

489
00:50:03,180 --> 00:50:04,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

490
00:50:04,180 --> 00:50:05,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

491
00:50:05,180 --> 00:50:06,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

492
00:50:06,180 --> 00:50:07,180
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493
00:50:07,180 --> 00:50:08,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

494
00:50:08,180 --> 00:50:09,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

495
00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:10,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

496
00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:11,180
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497
00:50:11,180 --> 00:50:12,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

498
00:50:12,180 --> 00:50:13,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

499
00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:14,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

500
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

501
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

502
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

503
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

504
00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:19,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

505
00:50:19,180 --> 00:50:20,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

506
00:50:20,180 --> 00:50:21,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

507
00:50:21,180 --> 00:50:22,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

508
00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:23,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

509
00:50:23,180 --> 00:50:24,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

510
00:50:24,180 --> 00:50:25,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

511
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

512
00:50:26,180 --> 00:50:27,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

513
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

514
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

515
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

516
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

517
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

518
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

519
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

520
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

521
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

522
00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:37,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

523
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

524
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

525
00:50:39,180 --> 00:50:40,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

526
00:50:40,180 --> 00:50:41,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

527
00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:42,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

528
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

529
00:50:43,180 --> 00:50:44,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

530
00:50:44,180 --> 00:50:45,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

531
00:50:45,180 --> 00:50:46,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

532
00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:47,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

533
00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:48,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

534
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I'm in a sweet potato shot you

535
00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:50,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

536
00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:51,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

537
00:50:51,180 --> 00:50:52,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

538
00:50:52,180 --> 00:50:53,180
I'm in a sweet potato shot you

539
00:50:53,180 --> 00:50:55,180
Did you manage to get it?

540
00:50:55,180 --> 00:50:58,180
Oh, mister.

541
00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:59,180
What's the matter?

542
00:50:59,180 --> 00:51:00,180
Something wrong?

543
00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:03,180
Yes, my brand new video game.

544
00:51:03,180 --> 00:51:04,180
The guy stole it.

545
00:51:04,180 --> 00:51:05,180
What?

546
00:51:05,180 --> 00:51:07,180
Wait, you mean the high school kid

547
00:51:07,180 --> 00:51:08,180
who just left?

548
00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:12,180
Yes, he just ran up, yelled at me

549
00:51:12,180 --> 00:51:14,180
to hand it over and he took it.

550
00:51:14,180 --> 00:51:16,180
My Ara Q3.

551
00:51:16,180 --> 00:51:19,180
I spent all morning waiting in line 2.

552
00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:21,180
I saved up the allowance.

553
00:51:21,180 --> 00:51:22,180
And now it's gone.

554
00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:23,180
Schniffel.

555
00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:26,180
Stealing from a little boy.

556
00:51:26,180 --> 00:51:28,180
That's really low.

557
00:51:28,180 --> 00:51:31,180
What's your name?

558
00:51:31,180 --> 00:51:32,180
It's...

559
00:51:32,180 --> 00:51:33,180
It's...

560
00:51:33,180 --> 00:51:34,180
Akio.

561
00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:41,180
Akio, got it man.

562
00:51:41,180 --> 00:51:43,180
Where are your parents?

563
00:51:43,180 --> 00:51:44,180
And why are you out?

564
00:51:44,180 --> 00:51:45,180
This late?

565
00:51:45,180 --> 00:51:46,180
Hang tight Akio.

566
00:51:46,180 --> 00:51:48,180
I'll get your game back.

567
00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:50,180
You will?

568
00:51:50,180 --> 00:51:52,180
There's no need to cry.

569
00:51:52,180 --> 00:51:54,180
I won't cry anymore.

570
00:51:54,180 --> 00:52:00,180
If I was the man, I'd have long ran after the kid, the other fella instead of talking shite.

571
00:52:00,180 --> 00:52:01,180
Good.

572
00:52:01,180 --> 00:52:03,180
That's showing some spine, little man.

573
00:52:03,180 --> 00:52:04,180
I like that.

574
00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:05,180
Leave it to me.

575
00:52:05,180 --> 00:52:06,180
Thank you.

576
00:52:06,180 --> 00:52:09,180
Bish luck with you.

577
00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:26,180
The high school delinquent ran off towards Pink Street with Akio's Arakura game.

578
00:52:26,180 --> 00:52:27,180
Time for a bathroom.

579
00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:28,180
Time for a bathroom.

580
00:52:28,180 --> 00:52:29,180
Isn't that...

581
00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:30,180
Freak.

582
00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:31,180
No fair.

583
00:52:31,180 --> 00:52:32,180
I've been defeated.

584
00:52:32,180 --> 00:52:36,180
Don't tell me he's just took it.

585
00:52:36,180 --> 00:53:05,420
just took it. Menacing man. You doing a bit of menacing area?

586
00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:14,360
Let's pick up this bin here and give these, give them the fucking 1-2 Uni-Flu. This goes

587
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:23,540
out to all the 90s menacing men out there. Who remembers menacing men from the 90s? Sweets

588
00:53:23,540 --> 00:53:32,740
like Blackjack, Tamagotchi and who could forget Mary Robinson and Bewitched. Slimy High Schooler,

589
00:53:32,740 --> 00:53:45,180
yeah. Mister. Akio. I just caught the guy who took your Arakure. Oh yeah? Give Akio his Arakure

590
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:52,540
back. Look man, I don't have it. Give it up already. If you don't want another beaten, hand

591
00:53:52,540 --> 00:53:59,620
it over. And get a job next time you want a video game. I told you I don't have it. I

592
00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:07,060
got robbed by a better thief. What? You were robbed too? Yeah. This jerk from the street

593
00:54:07,060 --> 00:54:13,700
gang busted out his dagger of stealing and made me give it to him. A gang member. You

594
00:54:13,700 --> 00:54:18,780
mean the guy who was just here, right? I added the right hand just to spice up that line.

595
00:54:18,780 --> 00:54:25,220
Yeah, lame. It could be whole... I could be home leveling up, but now my Arakure 3 is probably

596
00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:35,580
gonna go to some dude who's not even a fan. You rob a little kid and turn around and cry like

597
00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:41,460
a baby when you get mugged. How pathetic. If you haven't learned your lesson, you'll want

598
00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:50,260
another class. No, I'm out alive. Bye man. Don't worry kid. I'll get it back for you. Promise. Just not

599
00:54:50,260 --> 00:55:06,460
a day. Got a lot on it. Got a lot on it, right? Need to go and buy some booze for some men in a park. The kid who stole that had it stolen by some thug. That guy went off down the boulevard. Ah, sure. We'll go after him. We'll go after him.

600
00:55:06,460 --> 00:55:36,440
Oh, don't tell me. It's a fucking thief train. Human senti thief. Is that? Later loser. This fucking snakeskin has took the game off him. We'll have to bath her with this lad now. Menacing man now. Menacing man now. Menacing man now.

601
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:51,260
too menace harder so what if I did I saw my chance and I took it that was a key oh

602
00:55:51,260 --> 00:55:59,480
then yeah no you're at the kid who robbed a queue of is a curry I don't get

603
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:29,460
it forget it just give back the cartridge you stole forget it oh he's got a flick knife I don't want to hear another word about our IQ 3 I'm gonna stamp you flat pops he's got a soft old face on him check out Bruno Mars here look Bruno Mars has got a switchblade don't believe me just pops we're gonna take this guy out and make an answer

604
00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:59,440
absolute street urchin out of him this goes out to all the 90s street thugs out there who can remember who doesn't remember flick knives tamagotchi and who could forget the time the vice this time we fucking whacked him with a bicycle and Mary Robinson became president of the United States of America so if you want a fresh voice if you're looking for a fresh new trendy voice out there in Europe then smack smack it

605
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:06,440
street thug with a bicycle wheel

606
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:06,440
brain slug how are you what's what's book who do sank he man from it's from seven seconds the song is seven seconds and I'll get to that in a bit but thanks very much for the tip

607
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,540
Brainschlug, how are you?

608
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,420
What's Buku Dusanke Man from?

609
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,300
It's from 7 Seconds.

610
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:16,260
The song is 7 Seconds.

611
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:18,660
And I'll get to that in a bit,

612
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,020
but thanks very much for the tip.

613
00:57:25,020 --> 00:57:25,700
Who's this?

614
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:26,940
Wicta Picta.

615
00:57:27,420 --> 00:57:30,520
I need more subscriber to reach my dream, please.

616
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,700
Next three subs get a shout-out.

617
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:50,720
Yeah, yeah, Wicta Picta, man.

618
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:52,180
What the fuck?

619
00:57:52,220 --> 00:57:53,400
Yeah, man, coming in here.

620
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,660
Trying to get subs and subscribers and shout-outs, is it?

621
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,180
Do you know what you need, man?

622
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:00,320
You need your channel.

623
00:58:00,580 --> 00:58:02,200
We're going to get your channel banned.

624
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:03,520
Yeah?

625
00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:06,960
I know a few lads who work down at Google, man.

626
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,340
They're going to get your channel taken off air.

627
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:14,920
Wicta Picta, is it?

628
00:58:16,340 --> 00:58:17,140
Demonetization, baby.

629
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:18,120
See you later.

630
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,760
Wicta Picta's going to get gone, man.

631
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:30,180
In fact, I'm going to go as far as to say, I'm going to logic on play to the guardy Sheikata.

632
00:58:30,260 --> 00:58:34,000
Tell them that you've been fucking broadcasting bad stuff.

633
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:39,520
See you later, man.

634
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:39,540
Good luck.

635
00:58:39,540 --> 00:58:45,880
I'll do this.

636
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:52,360
Look at this kid now.

637
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:53,360
He wants his game back.

638
00:58:55,700 --> 00:59:00,620
Hey, Akio, I just caught the wannabe punk who stole your game from the nerdy high school kid.

639
00:59:01,820 --> 00:59:02,300
Okay.

640
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,020
I don't get it.

641
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:05,100
That's great.

642
00:59:05,260 --> 00:59:06,820
See, even the kid knows it's a runaround.

643
00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:08,980
Even the kid's in on it.

644
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:10,880
The kid's in on it.

645
00:59:10,940 --> 00:59:12,760
I'm going to end up going back to some dungeon.

646
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,700
Going to get smacked up.

647
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:17,620
Alright.

648
00:59:18,140 --> 00:59:19,380
Give Akio Zarakure.

649
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:20,560
Sorry, pal.

650
00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:22,040
But your game got pinched.

651
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:24,940
I'm not playing around here, okay?

652
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,440
Give the kid his game.

653
00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:28,120
Or you suffer some more.

654
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:31,260
I'm serious.

655
00:59:32,180 --> 00:59:33,420
It's really gone.

656
00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:36,660
Some a-hole got the jump on me.

657
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:38,080
What?

658
00:59:38,580 --> 00:59:39,460
You're a rab too?

659
00:59:40,460 --> 00:59:40,900
Yeah.

660
00:59:41,780 --> 00:59:44,600
This hard-ass Yakuza type held me at gunpoint.

661
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:45,880
Forced me to give it to him.

662
00:59:46,140 --> 00:59:46,860
Then took off.

663
00:59:47,780 --> 00:59:48,560
Yakuza type?

664
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,440
You mean the guy that was just here?

665
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:54,320
He'd hardly be stealing a fucking video game.

666
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:56,180
What a shitty day.

667
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:59,500
The Yakuza guy jacked my Q3 and is probably not even a fan.

668
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,780
Yeah, and then you tried to knife me.

669
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:03,840
Huh?

670
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,020
The game wasn't yours.

671
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,780
You steal from a kid, then cry like a baby when you get mugged.

672
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:13,820
How the fuck do we do this, man?

673
01:00:14,060 --> 01:00:14,860
What's going on now?

674
01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:20,240
Chill out, kid.

675
01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:20,460
Alright?

676
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:22,020
I'm doing my- I'm doing my best.

677
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:27,360
Here we go.

678
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:34,000
Did he go down here, is it?

679
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:35,200
No.

680
01:00:36,820 --> 01:00:37,860
Down here, I'd say.

681
01:00:46,860 --> 01:00:50,520
There he is.

682
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:50,520
There he is.

683
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:55,140
You're finally mine.

684
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:56,660
My quest is complete.

685
01:00:58,660 --> 01:00:59,280
Hey.

686
01:00:59,280 --> 01:00:59,280
Hey.

687
01:00:59,280 --> 01:00:59,660
Hey.

688
01:00:59,660 --> 01:01:00,280
Hey.

689
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:03,700
Give that game back to the child you could.

690
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:06,140
What's that fool?

691
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:06,140
What's that fool?

692
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:09,280
You're one of the losers who couldn't score an RQ3.

693
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:10,480
That's some tough luck.

694
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:12,400
For you.

695
01:01:12,740 --> 01:01:12,980
See?

696
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,940
This RQ3 belongs to us.

697
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:16,140
Mwahahahaha.

698
01:01:18,340 --> 01:01:22,340
So if you want to live, I suggest you get off my street.

699
01:01:23,140 --> 01:01:23,540
And listen.

700
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:27,500
Don't bother looking for a place that's still selling the RQ3.

701
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:29,620
Just find a fool who bought one and take it.

702
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:32,060
Villains.

703
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,460
Every last one.

704
01:01:33,980 --> 01:01:34,980
What's this world coming to?

705
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:36,220
Huh?

706
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:37,880
Huh?

707
01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:39,680
What's that you say?

708
01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:43,560
I'm taking that toy back.

709
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:45,980
What's that?

710
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:47,540
Take it back?

711
01:01:48,380 --> 01:01:50,400
Don't act like it was your game to start with.

712
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:51,600
Hahahaha.

713
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:53,680
Shut up.

714
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:54,700
It's complicated.

715
01:01:56,460 --> 01:01:57,220
Oh, I see.

716
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,720
You're a Q3 hunter too.

717
01:01:59,020 --> 01:01:59,960
Then play time is over.

718
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:01,240
He's got a fucking piece, man.

719
01:02:01,340 --> 01:02:01,980
He's got a piece.

720
01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:03,480
Welcome to your doom.

721
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:06,440
Yakuza.

722
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:11,660
This goes out to all the 90s Yakuza out there.

723
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:12,720
Who can remember?

724
01:02:13,260 --> 01:02:14,440
Snakeskin Yakuza man.

725
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:17,000
Who pulled a gun on me outside the vending machines that time.

726
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:18,400
Mary Robinson.

727
01:02:18,980 --> 01:02:20,160
Sweets like Blackjack.

728
01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:22,020
And Tamagotchis too.

729
01:02:24,300 --> 01:02:27,260
This goes out to all the 90s beatings we witnessed.

730
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:32,360
Who can forget the time that Yakuza man with a gun got whacked out of it.

731
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,140
On the street of Tokyo.

732
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,460
Also, Mary Robinson.

733
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:39,140
Sweets like Applejack's.

734
01:02:39,420 --> 01:02:40,460
Oh, fucking hell, man.

735
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:44,240
Fucking hell.

736
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,300
Jesus Christ, man.

737
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:51,740
Oh, fuck, man.

738
01:02:51,740 --> 01:02:53,160
This is bad juju.

739
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:54,960
I need to get a...

740
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:54,960
I need to get a...

741
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:55,540
I need to get a...

742
01:02:55,540 --> 01:03:02,180
I need to get a drink in for me.

743
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:05,340
I will get a drink in for me.

744
01:03:05,340 --> 01:03:05,360
I will get a drink in for you.

745
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:06,380
It will be grand.

746
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:07,680
Yeah.

747
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:09,720
Use five medicines.

748
01:03:10,860 --> 01:03:11,720
That did nothing.

749
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:11,720
That did nothing.

750
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:22,660
What if I eat some ramen?

751
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:25,780
Oh, yeah.

752
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,200
I kind of seven up.

753
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:30,920
Little bit.

754
01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:32,960
We'll have a beer too.

755
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:33,940
See how that goes.

756
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:35,520
Tiny amount.

757
01:03:40,740 --> 01:03:43,600
And we'll wait for a moment and then we'll take that.

758
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:05,560
Grab him.

759
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:06,180
Grab him.

760
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:14,000
Uh-oh.

761
01:04:15,580 --> 01:04:16,500
Clems got a gun, man.

762
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:17,420
Where are the cops?

763
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:18,200
Where are the cops?

764
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:20,880
Where are the cops?

765
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:30,280
Yes.

766
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:35,640
That was nice.

767
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:40,800
No, this cannot be.

768
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,320
Jordan Pomeroy.

769
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:44,860
Boku do sankey, man.

770
01:04:44,940 --> 01:04:45,980
Seven seconds.

771
01:04:45,980 --> 01:04:47,760
Boku do Pomeroy.

772
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:48,780
Burakichi.

773
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:49,740
Seven seconds.

774
01:04:50,140 --> 01:04:52,180
Thank you for the three euro tip.

775
01:04:52,460 --> 01:04:54,240
Boku do sankey, man.

776
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:57,460
I'll be taking the AraQ3 with me.

777
01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:58,520
Hold on.

778
01:04:58,540 --> 01:04:58,960
I need that.

779
01:04:59,020 --> 01:04:59,900
Give it back, man.

780
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:00,680
Give it back?

781
01:05:00,860 --> 01:05:02,180
This is never yours to begin with.

782
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,140
You're a grown man playing with a fucking toy.

783
01:05:04,540 --> 01:05:06,460
Go home and have a look at yourself in the mirror.

784
01:05:08,980 --> 01:05:13,500
I'm just going to be throwing in added dialogue that I see fit because the makers didn't.

785
01:05:14,180 --> 01:05:14,660
I'm begging you.

786
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:15,820
My little boy's been playing.

787
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,100
Been looking forward to playing it.

788
01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:17,280
Hey.

789
01:05:17,780 --> 01:05:18,420
I'm begging you.

790
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:20,420
My little boy's been looking forward to playing the game.

791
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:20,700
Hey.

792
01:05:22,660 --> 01:05:23,480
Your son.

793
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:26,200
You got a son.

794
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:28,120
Yeah.

795
01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:30,400
My own lady left me.

796
01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:31,340
She took the boy with her.

797
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:31,640
Hey.

798
01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:34,880
He's been wanting AraQ3 ever since he read about it, man.

799
01:05:35,860 --> 01:05:37,180
We went looking everywhere, hey.

800
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:38,240
There's no...

801
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:39,940
You're not for sale anywhere, man.

802
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:42,060
Just wanting my boy to be happy, man.

803
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,340
Begging you like, please.

804
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:45,060
You got to leave me, please.

805
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:46,500
I get the picture.

806
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:46,920
Sorry.

807
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:47,780
But I can't do that.

808
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,400
You probably don't know this.

809
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:53,440
But a little kid saved up his allowance and went through a lot of trouble to buy that last copy of AraQ3.

810
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:54,700
Huh?

811
01:05:54,940 --> 01:05:56,200
I didn't stick...

812
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:57,320
Stick up no little kid.

813
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:58,680
I took it off some worthless goon.

814
01:05:59,100 --> 01:05:59,580
That's right.

815
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:00,960
You got the game from a punk.

816
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:02,700
But that game belonged to a little kid first.

817
01:06:03,300 --> 01:06:03,460
Look.

818
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:04,280
Long story short.

819
01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:09,460
You took AraQ3 from a wannabe punk who took it from a high school bully who took it from the last boy in the line who bought it in the first place.

820
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:11,800
My head hurts just thinking about this.

821
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:12,640
But all right.

822
01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:13,700
That's what happened.

823
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:16,640
And I came to get it back for the little kid.

824
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,200
It's going back to the rightful owner.

825
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:20,540
I'm sorry.

826
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:22,420
Fella.

827
01:06:24,300 --> 01:06:24,900
Here we go.

828
01:06:24,980 --> 01:06:25,660
Touching moment.

829
01:06:27,460 --> 01:06:28,140
Touching moment.

830
01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:28,740
We can...

831
01:06:28,740 --> 01:06:29,580
I love these moments.

832
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:31,880
Fella.

833
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:34,840
I'm the fool here.

834
01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:37,440
Give it back to that kid for me.

835
01:06:39,540 --> 01:06:40,540
Then...

836
01:06:40,540 --> 01:06:45,880
I was about to make someone else's kid cry for the sake of my own.

837
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:48,000
What...

838
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:51,240
What kind of monster have I become?

839
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:58,900
I thought I could make my boy happy with something I stole from someone else.

840
01:06:59,780 --> 01:07:01,200
I was wrong.

841
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,140
How am I...

842
01:07:04,140 --> 01:07:08,920
How am I supposed to be a good dad to my boy?

843
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:12,460
To Akio like this?

844
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:16,560
I guess you better think about that.

845
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:17,860
Wait.

846
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:18,420
What?

847
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:19,100
Akio.

848
01:07:19,940 --> 01:07:21,080
Oh, hi, mister.

849
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:22,680
Perfect timing.

850
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:23,420
Akio.

851
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:24,220
At 4...

852
01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:25,440
4.30 in the morning.

853
01:07:25,580 --> 01:07:27,540
You should be in bed for school in the morning.

854
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:30,240
Really?

855
01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:31,300
Yippee.

856
01:07:31,940 --> 01:07:32,620
It's you.

857
01:07:32,620 --> 01:07:32,640
It's you.

858
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:33,400
Maya Akio.

859
01:07:33,540 --> 01:07:34,860
Oh, are you fucking serious?

860
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:37,100
Oh, hi.

861
01:07:37,340 --> 01:07:37,660
Papa.

862
01:07:38,220 --> 01:07:38,580
Nani.

863
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:39,360
Papa.

864
01:07:40,980 --> 01:07:42,460
Are you fucking serious?

865
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,700
All that for a stupid toy?

866
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:48,120
That turned out to be his dad and that's his boy.

867
01:07:50,780 --> 01:07:52,200
You guys are related?

868
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:53,780
That's right.

869
01:07:54,580 --> 01:07:55,700
Are you friends with Papa?

870
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:57,400
Yeah.

871
01:07:57,660 --> 01:07:58,640
You might say that, sure.

872
01:07:59,120 --> 01:07:59,440
Wait.

873
01:07:59,780 --> 01:08:01,220
The little kid you were telling me about.

874
01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:04,660
That seems to be how this is all shaking out.

875
01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:10,880
I could have given you the money to buy the fucking Q3 anytime.

876
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:12,360
What an absolute shit show.

877
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:15,540
I nearly got knifed in the heart.

878
01:08:16,660 --> 01:08:19,260
And I took a bullet to the fucking face too.

879
01:08:19,580 --> 01:08:21,400
For that toy for your own son.

880
01:08:28,580 --> 01:08:30,560
Enough of you.

881
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,260
Because Mama always gets mad at you, pap.

882
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:37,500
For spending money on golfing and go-karts and board games.

883
01:08:39,180 --> 01:08:42,980
And I didn't want Mama to get mad at you for spending more money again, pap.

884
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:46,320
So I tried to buy the fucking thing myself at 4 in the morning.

885
01:08:47,300 --> 01:08:49,340
Load of dodgy fuckers out on the streets.

886
01:08:50,700 --> 01:08:52,140
This gangster here helped me.

887
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:54,660
This Yakuza man came and helped me, dad.

888
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:56,040
Mister.

889
01:08:56,660 --> 01:09:00,120
Papa looks scary, but he's really, really a nice man once you get to know him.

890
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,700
He took me to a bunch of game stores the other day.

891
01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:05,040
Papa's not living with Mama and me now.

892
01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:06,320
I think he's lonely.

893
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:08,300
So please stay friends with him, right?

894
01:09:09,780 --> 01:09:12,800
Actually, your Papa helped me get your Q3 back.

895
01:09:13,220 --> 01:09:14,700
And he fucking shot me in the arm, man.

896
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:16,440
Really?

897
01:09:16,900 --> 01:09:17,620
Thanks, pap.

898
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:19,440
I did, in a way.

899
01:09:21,060 --> 01:09:23,380
I don't want to see you crying again, man.

900
01:09:24,420 --> 01:09:25,740
Go home with your game.

901
01:09:27,460 --> 01:09:28,020
Got it.

902
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:28,700
Thanks, mister.

903
01:09:30,860 --> 01:09:35,840
Just let the child run around the streets of Tokyo at 4.30 in the morning.

904
01:09:37,460 --> 01:09:39,240
No harm will come of that.

905
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:42,820
Mister, thanks very much.

906
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:47,300
This is to apologize, or to thank you for teaching the fool a lesson.

907
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:48,080
Maybe, whatever.

908
01:09:48,260 --> 01:09:49,300
I want you to have it.

909
01:09:49,820 --> 01:09:51,180
You got a sunburst.

910
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,180
You got a sunburst.

911
01:09:54,180 --> 01:09:58,680
From now on, I'll be a good dad all the time.

912
01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:00,020
Not just in front of you.

913
01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:06,020
You don't want to do anything that'll make kids sad, no matter whose kids they are.

914
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:06,900
Yeah.

915
01:10:07,260 --> 01:10:08,120
You got that right.

916
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:09,520
Papa.

917
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:11,600
This is too hard for myself.

918
01:10:11,980 --> 01:10:13,380
For me, by myself.

919
01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:16,460
Let's go to Mama's house and play the game together.

920
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:18,240
I need help with the maps.

921
01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:20,460
Oh.

922
01:10:21,540 --> 01:10:21,900
Sure.

923
01:10:23,060 --> 01:10:27,100
With my expert advice, we'll be making a beeline to the nasty demon lord in no time.

924
01:10:27,460 --> 01:10:29,920
Isn't that absolutely wonderful and lovely?

925
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,440
What a wonderful end to that tale.

926
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:36,680
And a real nice sweet ending to that tale there.

927
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:43,360
Seven seconds away.

928
01:10:43,660 --> 01:10:44,540
I'll be away.

929
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:46,440
Beaucoup de sangue, man.

930
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:47,580
A la carnegie.

931
01:10:48,540 --> 01:10:51,740
Big, big, big shout out to Anaconda G.

932
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:54,420
Thanks very much.

933
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,040
And a big shout out to you.

934
01:10:56,700 --> 01:10:57,880
And thanks very much.

935
01:10:58,100 --> 01:10:58,900
And all the best.

936
01:10:59,260 --> 01:11:00,340
And a big shout out.

937
01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:04,620
Arigiatto.

938
01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:06,260
Arigiatto.

939
01:11:07,260 --> 01:11:10,540
I need to bring booze back to the guys at the public park.

940
01:11:10,540 --> 01:11:19,900
I'm fucked now, look.

941
01:11:20,900 --> 01:11:24,480
Maybe take a drink of the heavy stuff.

942
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:29,000
Look at that there.

943
01:11:29,060 --> 01:11:30,000
It looks like Buckfast.

944
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:31,040
The barley shot you.

945
01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:34,960
I think we have what we need now.

946
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:35,520
Oh no, we don't.

947
01:11:35,620 --> 01:11:38,520
We need to get the sweet potato drink.

948
01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:43,900
Sweet potato shot you.

949
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:46,280
Or did we get that already?

950
01:11:46,740 --> 01:11:47,840
Did we get the sweet potato?

951
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:50,280
Did we get the sweet potato?

952
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:52,600
I think we got it.

953
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:54,160
Oh my god.

954
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:56,160
Oh my god.

955
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:59,160
Oh, deep timer.

956
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:02,160
I'm not going to die.

957
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:05,160
I'm not going to die.

958
01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:10,160
I'm not going to die.

959
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:14,160
Yeah, barely.

960
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

961
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:23,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

962
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:25,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

963
01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:27,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

964
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:29,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

965
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:31,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

966
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

967
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

968
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:37,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

969
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:39,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

970
01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:41,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

971
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:43,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

972
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:45,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

973
01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:47,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

974
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:48,160
Oh, I'm not going to die.

975
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:50,160
I didn't get it.

976
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:56,160
This is proven to be pretty frustrating now.

977
01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:00,160
Smile burger.

978
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,160
Shrine.

979
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:08,160
Kotobuki.

980
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:16,160
Dog coyote. We'll head down to coyote and see what is pack lackin'.

981
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:21,160
Oh, there's another fight down there.

982
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:23,160
I will take the man.

983
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:27,160
How would you change to rush mode instead of fucking beast mode?

984
01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:29,160
There's even beasts and I want to go to rush.

985
01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:45,160
This goes out to all the 90s plastic buckets out there.

986
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:47,160
Don't forget.

987
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:53,160
Eric Cantonaire's Kung Fu kick against Crystal Palace.

988
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:57,160
Sweets like backjacks.

989
01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:59,160
And Mary McAleese.

990
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:01,160
Mary McAleese.

991
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:09,160
Uh, down here then.

992
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:11,160
Call the shit on the street.

993
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:13,160
They need someone to clean this up.

994
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:17,160
I wouldn't be surprised if there's a mini task coming up.

995
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:19,160
Where I have to go and clean the shit off the street.

996
01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:21,160
Hey, you!

997
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:22,160
You!

998
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:23,160
You!

999
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:24,160
You!

1000
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:25,160
You!

1001
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:26,160
You!

1002
01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:27,160
You!

1003
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:28,160
You!

1004
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:29,160
You!

1005
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:30,160
You!

1006
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:31,160
You!

1007
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:32,160
You!

1008
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:33,160
You!

1009
01:14:33,160 --> 01:14:34,160
You!

1010
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:35,160
You!

1011
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:36,160
You!

1012
01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:37,160
You!

1013
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:38,160
You!

1014
01:14:38,160 --> 01:14:39,160
You!

1015
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:41,160
Any sweet potato juice there, man?

1016
01:14:41,160 --> 01:15:11,140
Thank you.

1017
01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:39,500
Where are the sweet potato boys? Where are the sweet potato boys? Where are the sweet potato boys? Where are the sweet potato boys? How are you now? Any sweet potato boys in here? Just as sweet potato boys.

1018
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,500
Come on.

1019
01:15:56,680 --> 01:16:05,400
Cannot wait to get the alcohol for the bums. It's going to be amazing, man. It's going to be a real fucking sweet deal. We can apply them.

1020
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:22,520
There's another one down here. Another little shopping down here. It's high class stuff.

1021
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:34,280
Ring your host.

1022
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:37,420
-

1023
01:16:37,420 --> 01:17:07,400
Thank you.

1024
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:09,400
Oh, oh, oh.

1025
01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:10,400
Oh, oh.

1026
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:20,400
Ring her heart. Maybe they're a shrine.

1027
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:22,400
Oh, oh.

1028
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:49,600
Oh, what the fuck is this?

1029
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:51,700
*crickets*

1030
01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:53,600
*crickets*

1031
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:15,600
*crickets*

1032
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,600
*crickets*

1033
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:34,260
"Get talking sick of the shit now, getting sick of the shit now, getting sick of getting into fights. Wanna get some booze for the homeless people. Wanna see what happens when I get the booze for the homeless people."

1034
01:18:34,260 --> 01:18:45,980
Is that even a story machine? Getting booze for homeless. He's cowering at that. He doesn't want anymore. But we gave it to him.

1035
01:18:45,980 --> 01:18:48,700
That's the best we could do for me.

1036
01:18:48,700 --> 01:18:55,700
I don't want to go to the house. I don't want to go to the house.

1037
01:18:55,700 --> 01:19:23,700
Fuck. Look at this lad. Bobo the clown.

1038
01:19:23,700 --> 01:19:49,700
Bob Utsunayama Zero. Guess what I have for you? A bottle of sweet potato I hope. We might get the pocket circus starter pack.

1039
01:19:49,700 --> 01:19:58,620
You got the judgement outfit, an extra balance motor, you got extra slim tires, you got a

1040
01:19:58,620 --> 01:20:08,240
boost gear, a speed frame, you got a side stabilizer, you got a stun gun, photon blade prototype,

1041
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:09,240
A sacrifice stall.

1042
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:30,240
CP.

1043
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:41,240
Where the fuck do I get this fucking sweet potato wine man?

1044
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:48,240
Marmalade Grazy Gravy Guzzler, thank you.

1045
01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:52,240
Thanks so much for that, Marmalade.

1046
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:57,240
Just wanted to say a big big shout out to Marmalade Gravy Guzzler.

1047
01:20:58,240 --> 01:20:59,240
Thanks a million.

1048
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:08,240
In fairness to Johnny Hay, he has a chip on his shoulder.

1049
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:10,240
Who's not aged a bag of chips?

1050
01:21:13,240 --> 01:21:14,240
Anaconda G.

1051
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:20,240
I forgot to mention Shenmue's Rio is a playable character in Sonic and All Stars Racing.

1052
01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,240
It's a somewhat silly game, but the gameplay is very nice.

1053
01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:26,240
You might want to check it out on YouTube at least.

1054
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:28,240
That's great isn't it?

1055
01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:29,240
Thanks very much.

1056
01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:30,240
And Mamaduck too.

1057
01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:32,240
Seconds away, Mamaduck yeah.

1058
01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:35,240
Thanks for the tip.

1059
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:37,580
An Anaconda.

1060
01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:40,420
I'll be sure to fucking check that game out on YouTube.

1061
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:43,800
Don't think I can be fucking bothered playing a racing game, man.

1062
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:44,340
You know what I mean?

1063
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:46,520
Although I've got a steering wheel now.

1064
01:21:46,780 --> 01:21:47,880
I've got a steering wheel.

1065
01:21:47,940 --> 01:21:50,340
I bought the steering wheel Logitech G29.

1066
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:51,240
You know what I mean?

1067
01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:54,480
And that's how we do business.

1068
01:21:54,580 --> 01:21:57,120
Thanks very much, Anaconda G.

1069
01:21:57,400 --> 01:21:58,060
Anaconda G.

1070
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:04,440
I just want to get a hold of the fucking sweet potato wine, man.

1071
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:07,340
Does anyone know where to get the sweet potato wine, man?

1072
01:22:16,440 --> 01:22:18,560
Let's check all these shops that we haven't been to.

1073
01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:20,020
There's one up here, is there?

1074
01:22:20,380 --> 01:22:21,040
No, no, no.

1075
01:22:22,060 --> 01:22:22,760
Was it that?

1076
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:24,740
Was it that one?

1077
01:22:25,580 --> 01:22:26,320
Went to that one.

1078
01:22:28,540 --> 01:22:29,740
Didn't go to that one.

1079
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:31,720
Went to that one.

1080
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:33,920
Went to that one.

1081
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:34,920
Went to that one.

1082
01:22:34,920 --> 01:23:04,900
Thank you.

1083
01:23:04,900 --> 01:23:34,880
Thank you.

1084
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:36,880
Thank you.

1085
01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:38,880
Thank you.

1086
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:40,880
Thank you.

1087
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:42,880
Thank you.

1088
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:44,880
Thank you.

1089
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,880
Thank you.

1090
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,880
Thank you.

1091
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:50,880
Thank you.

1092
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:52,880
Thank you.

1093
01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:54,880
Thank you.

1094
01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:56,880
Thank you.

1095
01:23:56,880 --> 01:23:56,880
Thank you.

1096
01:23:56,880 --> 01:23:56,880
Thank you.

1097
01:23:56,880 --> 01:23:58,880
Thank you.

1098
01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:00,880
Thank you.

1099
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:00,880
Thank you.

1100
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:02,880
Thank you.

1101
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:04,880
Thank you.

1102
01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:06,880
Thank you.

1103
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:08,880
Thank you.

1104
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:10,880
Thank you.

1105
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:10,880
Thank you.

1106
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:12,880
Thank you.

1107
01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:14,880
Thank you.

1108
01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:16,880
Thank you.

1109
01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:18,880
Thank you.

1110
01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:20,880
Thank you.

1111
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:22,880
Thank you.

1112
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:24,880
Thank you.

1113
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:26,880
Thank you.

1114
01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:26,880
Thank you.

1115
01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:28,880
Thank you.

1116
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:30,880
Thank you.

1117
01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:32,880
Thank you.

1118
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:34,880
Thank you.

1119
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:41,880
*sad music*

1120
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:58,880
*sad music*

1121
01:24:58,880 --> 01:25:02,880
Tenshi karo

1122
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:04,880
Beef...BeefBall

1123
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:06,880
Papo Tenkashi

1124
01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:11,880
*sad music*

1125
01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:13,880
Pretty fuckin' churro is in there man

1126
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:18,880
*sad music*

1127
01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:19,880
*sad music*

1128
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:21,880
*sad music*

1129
01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:22,880
*sad music*

1130
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:23,880
*sad music*

1131
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:24,880
*sad music*

1132
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:26,880
*sad music*

1133
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:27,880
*sad music*

1134
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:30,880
*sad music*

1135
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:33,880
Leon White, Papo Tenkashi Street

1136
01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:36,760
I don't know where I think I've been in all the pop holes man.

1137
01:25:40,060 --> 01:25:43,020
Lick out be spotted in Kamarucho.

1138
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:49,080
This goes out to all the 90s delinquents out there.

1139
01:25:49,220 --> 01:25:51,020
Getting baiting up with blackjacks.

1140
01:25:51,260 --> 01:25:52,420
Sweets like applejacks.

1141
01:25:54,860 --> 01:25:55,460
Tamagotchis.

1142
01:25:55,580 --> 01:25:57,260
And who could forget Mary Robinson.

1143
01:25:57,260 --> 01:26:07,260
The M store on Shachufaku Street.

1144
01:26:07,380 --> 01:26:08,120
I don't know where that is.

1145
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,440
Shachufaku Street.

1146
01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:14,440
Shachufaku.

1147
01:26:15,580 --> 01:26:16,600
Shachufaku.

1148
01:26:17,020 --> 01:26:18,020
Shachufaku.

1149
01:26:20,700 --> 01:26:21,860
Shachufaku you mean.

1150
01:26:21,980 --> 01:26:22,380
Is that it?

1151
01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:23,800
Not Shachufaku.

1152
01:26:24,620 --> 01:26:25,440
Not Shachufaku.

1153
01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:26,440
Shachufaku.

1154
01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:31,500
M store.

1155
01:26:31,660 --> 01:26:33,560
Is it Pocket Circuit Racing Stadium?

1156
01:26:35,380 --> 01:26:36,640
Maharaja Kamarucho.

1157
01:26:38,700 --> 01:26:39,200
Canary.

1158
01:26:39,660 --> 01:26:40,340
Shinshufaku.

1159
01:26:40,860 --> 01:26:41,260
Vincent.

1160
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:45,200
M store on Shachufaku.

1161
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:48,440
I'm going to head into the Popo over here and see what we can do.

1162
01:26:48,580 --> 01:26:50,600
And if it's not we'll head into Shachufaku.

1163
01:26:51,100 --> 01:26:52,140
Wherever the M store is.

1164
01:26:52,140 --> 01:27:07,960
Sheamus.

1165
01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:08,080
Sheamus.

1166
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:15,760
Sweet potato.

1167
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:22,140
Sweet potato Shaku.

1168
01:27:23,860 --> 01:27:25,100
I'll have a piece of that.

1169
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:28,060
Friendship gained.

1170
01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:29,020
Thanks very much.

1171
01:27:29,780 --> 01:27:30,700
Thank you customers.

1172
01:27:31,140 --> 01:27:32,240
For shopping with us.

1173
01:27:34,820 --> 01:27:36,040
Thank you customers.

1174
01:27:36,820 --> 01:27:38,820
For getting drink with us.

1175
01:27:38,820 --> 01:27:47,220
I just started working here so.

1176
01:27:47,940 --> 01:27:52,220
I guess it takes a while to get used to it and learn about all the different products.

1177
01:27:52,380 --> 01:27:53,280
Well good luck.

1178
01:27:54,740 --> 01:27:56,200
Thank you sir.

1179
01:27:56,860 --> 01:27:58,300
You're much kinder than you look.

1180
01:27:59,300 --> 01:27:59,540
Oi.

1181
01:27:59,940 --> 01:28:00,240
Oi.

1182
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:00,300
Oi.

1183
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:07,780
What kind of luck do I have to have then?

1184
01:28:09,760 --> 01:28:10,720
I'm sorry.

1185
01:28:13,440 --> 01:28:14,480
Don't worry about it.

1186
01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:16,460
It's fine.

1187
01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:19,740
My name is Miho.

1188
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:21,340
If you come here often.

1189
01:28:22,180 --> 01:28:23,720
We'll be seeing each other a lot.

1190
01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:25,980
So I thought I'd introduce myself.

1191
01:28:26,740 --> 01:28:28,020
Nice to meet you Miho.

1192
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:29,480
I'm Kiryu.

1193
01:28:29,480 --> 01:28:36,080
This could be the beginning of a friendship with Miho.

1194
01:28:36,660 --> 01:28:39,680
Interacting with her will gradually fill the friendship gauge.

1195
01:28:40,260 --> 01:28:44,280
You can check the status of the gauge at any time in the pause menu's completion list.

1196
01:28:45,020 --> 01:28:46,180
Build your friendship with Miho.

1197
01:28:46,860 --> 01:28:47,920
And see what happens.

1198
01:28:53,220 --> 01:28:53,980
Are you creepy?

1199
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:55,320
I'm after buying some new clobbers.

1200
01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:56,740
Round up the boys come Titan.

1201
01:28:57,120 --> 01:28:58,680
I want the whole town to see me.

1202
01:28:58,760 --> 01:28:59,580
Egg pudding and beans.

1203
01:28:59,700 --> 01:29:00,760
Thanks very much for that.

1204
01:29:00,900 --> 01:29:01,560
You know what that means.

1205
01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:03,540
Egg and pudding and beans.

1206
01:29:04,380 --> 01:29:06,880
Egg and pudding and beans.

1207
01:29:07,740 --> 01:29:10,180
Egg and pudding and beans.

1208
01:29:11,060 --> 01:29:13,040
Egg and pudding and beans.

1209
01:29:14,260 --> 01:29:16,500
Do you know what this means?

1210
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:20,640
Do you know what this means?

1211
01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:23,640
Do you know what this means?

1212
01:29:24,780 --> 01:29:27,040
Egg and pudding and beans.

1213
01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:30,660
Egg and pudding and beans.

1214
01:29:30,660 --> 01:29:30,660
Egg and pudding and beans.

1215
01:29:30,660 --> 01:29:33,660
Egg and pudding and beans.

1216
01:29:33,660 --> 01:29:34,660
Egg and pudding and beans.

1217
01:29:36,980 --> 01:29:38,420
There you go.

1218
01:29:39,420 --> 01:29:42,520
Now we've back at the park now.

1219
01:29:42,780 --> 01:29:45,260
And this is the moment you've all been waiting for all morning.

1220
01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:51,480
The moment we supply the Tokyo homeless people with booze.

1221
01:29:51,480 --> 01:30:21,460
Thank you.

1222
01:30:21,460 --> 01:30:25,860
Thank you.

1223
01:30:25,860 --> 01:30:27,860
Back when I was a businessman.

1224
01:30:27,860 --> 01:30:30,520
Good luck.

1225
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:36,460
Booze really is the water of life.

1226
01:30:36,460 --> 01:30:39,220
Water of the cockla.

1227
01:30:39,220 --> 01:30:43,340
Tongue limbering up now.

1228
01:30:43,340 --> 01:30:47,140
My whole mouth is nice and warmed up.

1229
01:30:47,140 --> 01:30:53,640
Should I be worried? I'm fine. Not really much that I can tell you bud.

1230
01:30:53,640 --> 01:31:00,640
Let's start with the work you've been doing for Tacky Ban is firm. I hear you're a hot-ass bum down that way.

1231
01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:08,140
Sure you just go wherever they tell you and camp out for the day. Make a nuisance of yourself. It's easy money.

1232
01:31:08,140 --> 01:31:14,640
We just finished our shift with one spot today and got paid. Tomorrow it's on to the next place then.

1233
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:21,640
Heh. You were at the Hakua building until a little while ago right? I was there myself.

1234
01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:26,640
What? You already knew that? Then why else did you wanna know?

1235
01:31:26,640 --> 01:31:33,140
Is it Tacky Ban is company that reaches out to you for jobs like that or do you just go to them?

1236
01:31:33,140 --> 01:31:37,140
Yeah. They come to us same as you did.

1237
01:31:37,140 --> 01:31:44,640
Sometimes Yokoza from the Tojo clan hires to do the same thing. They're in the business of chasing people out too.

1238
01:31:44,640 --> 01:31:46,640
That's the boss.

1239
01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:51,640
It's a bull market for us homeless folk these days.

1240
01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:56,640
And we don't really care for it. It's for the Yokoza or for the Tacky Ban is an.

1241
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:59,140
Anybody wants to pay us were there.

1242
01:31:59,140 --> 01:32:02,140
Heh heh. Fair enough.

1243
01:32:02,140 --> 01:32:03,140
One last question.

1244
01:32:03,140 --> 01:32:06,140
Do you know where the Tacky Ban real estate guys hang out?

1245
01:32:06,140 --> 01:32:13,140
Yeah sure. That'll be the champion district.

1246
01:32:13,140 --> 01:32:16,140
I see them going in and out there all the time.

1247
01:32:16,140 --> 01:32:19,140
That area is a gold mine for land speculators.

1248
01:32:19,140 --> 01:32:22,140
It's nothing but tiny bars all packed tight.

1249
01:32:22,140 --> 01:32:28,640
If you could chase them out and if you could chase them all out and bundle the-

1250
01:32:28,640 --> 01:32:29,640
Ah fuck.

1251
01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:30,640
Alright.

1252
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:33,640
So you think their next target's the champion district do you?

1253
01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:36,640
Pretty sure of it yeah.

1254
01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:38,640
But they're not the only ones.

1255
01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:41,640
The Tojo clan's been going after the properties too.

1256
01:32:41,640 --> 01:32:48,640
If you're a Koza type like you whilst he's in there all the locals are gonna climb up.

1257
01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:51,640
I see.

1258
01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:53,140
Thanks for the advice.

1259
01:32:53,140 --> 01:32:55,140
I appreciate it.

1260
01:32:55,140 --> 01:32:57,140
The champion district.

1261
01:32:57,140 --> 01:33:01,140
That may be my ticket to bumping into Tacky Ban as boys again.

1262
01:33:01,140 --> 01:33:03,140
Any relation to Tacky Ban or no?

1263
01:33:03,140 --> 01:33:12,140
You wanna be careful.

1264
01:33:12,140 --> 01:33:17,140
Don't fucking just march into the champion district like you're big swinging dick like.

1265
01:33:17,140 --> 01:33:19,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1266
01:33:19,140 --> 01:33:20,640
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1267
01:33:20,640 --> 01:33:21,640
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1268
01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:22,640
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1269
01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:23,640
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1270
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:24,640
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1271
01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:25,640
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1272
01:33:25,640 --> 01:33:32,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1273
01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:38,640
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1274
01:33:38,640 --> 01:33:40,640
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1275
01:33:40,640 --> 01:33:47,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1276
01:33:47,140 --> 01:33:49,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1277
01:33:49,140 --> 01:33:50,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1278
01:33:50,140 --> 01:33:56,640
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1279
01:33:56,640 --> 01:33:58,640
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1280
01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:00,640
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1281
01:34:00,640 --> 01:34:02,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1282
01:34:02,140 --> 01:34:03,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1283
01:34:03,140 --> 01:34:04,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1284
01:34:04,140 --> 01:34:05,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1285
01:34:05,140 --> 01:34:06,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1286
01:34:06,140 --> 01:34:07,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1287
01:34:07,140 --> 01:34:08,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1288
01:34:08,140 --> 01:34:09,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1289
01:34:09,140 --> 01:34:10,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1290
01:34:10,140 --> 01:34:11,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1291
01:34:11,140 --> 01:34:12,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1292
01:34:12,140 --> 01:34:13,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1293
01:34:13,140 --> 01:34:14,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1294
01:34:14,140 --> 01:34:15,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1295
01:34:15,140 --> 01:34:16,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1296
01:34:16,140 --> 01:34:17,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1297
01:34:17,140 --> 01:34:18,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1298
01:34:18,140 --> 01:34:19,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1299
01:34:19,140 --> 01:34:20,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1300
01:34:20,140 --> 01:34:21,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1301
01:34:21,140 --> 01:34:22,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1302
01:34:22,140 --> 01:34:23,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1303
01:34:23,140 --> 01:34:24,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1304
01:34:24,140 --> 01:34:25,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1305
01:34:25,140 --> 01:34:26,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1306
01:34:26,140 --> 01:34:27,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1307
01:34:27,140 --> 01:34:28,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1308
01:34:28,140 --> 01:34:29,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1309
01:34:29,140 --> 01:34:30,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1310
01:34:30,140 --> 01:34:31,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1311
01:34:31,140 --> 01:34:32,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1312
01:34:32,140 --> 01:34:33,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1313
01:34:33,140 --> 01:34:34,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1314
01:34:34,140 --> 01:34:35,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1315
01:34:35,140 --> 01:34:36,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1316
01:34:36,140 --> 01:34:37,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1317
01:34:37,140 --> 01:34:38,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1318
01:34:38,140 --> 01:34:39,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1319
01:34:39,140 --> 01:34:40,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1320
01:34:40,140 --> 01:34:41,140
You know those cunts are gonna clam up.

1321
01:34:41,140 --> 01:34:44,140
Oh, fucking hell.

1322
01:34:44,140 --> 01:34:45,140
Out of nowhere.

1323
01:34:45,140 --> 01:34:46,140
He's got glasses.

1324
01:34:46,140 --> 01:34:49,140
This goes out to all the stupid hooligans out there.

1325
01:34:49,140 --> 01:34:50,140
Who can remember?

1326
01:34:50,140 --> 01:34:52,140
Mary Robinson becoming president.

1327
01:34:52,140 --> 01:34:54,140
Whilst playing Tamagotchi.

1328
01:34:54,140 --> 01:34:56,140
How did she not get fired?

1329
01:34:56,140 --> 01:35:00,140
Remember Mary Robinson eating a fucking blackjack.

1330
01:35:00,140 --> 01:35:02,140
On the steps of the, the Aris.

1331
01:35:02,140 --> 01:35:03,140
Whoa.

1332
01:35:03,140 --> 01:35:10,140
This cunts gonna get Robinson riding the fucking Mary.

1333
01:35:10,140 --> 01:35:13,140
Check out the voodoo there man.

1334
01:35:13,140 --> 01:35:14,140
Seven seconds of waiting.

1335
01:35:14,140 --> 01:35:15,140
I'll be waiting.

1336
01:35:15,140 --> 01:35:16,140
Mara is a bad person.

1337
01:35:16,140 --> 01:35:17,140
I'll be waiting.

1338
01:35:17,140 --> 01:35:18,140
Thanks very much Mara is a bad person.

1339
01:35:18,140 --> 01:35:19,140
I'm glad you got that message out there.

1340
01:35:19,140 --> 01:35:20,140
And I'm really fucking feeling it.

1341
01:35:20,140 --> 01:35:21,140
It's a bit of a sting in the tail for Mara.

1342
01:35:21,140 --> 01:35:22,140
Whoever Mara is.

1343
01:35:22,140 --> 01:35:23,140
Isn't it?

1344
01:35:23,140 --> 01:35:24,140
I'd hate to be Mara at this moment.

1345
01:35:24,140 --> 01:35:25,140
I really would.

1346
01:35:25,140 --> 01:35:26,140
I'd hate to be Mara at this moment.

1347
01:35:26,140 --> 01:35:27,140
I really would.

1348
01:35:27,140 --> 01:35:28,140
I'd hate to be Mara at this moment.

1349
01:35:28,140 --> 01:35:29,140
I'd hate to be Mara at this moment.

1350
01:35:29,140 --> 01:35:30,140
I really would.

1351
01:35:30,140 --> 01:35:31,140
I'd hate to be Mara at this moment.

1352
01:35:31,140 --> 01:35:32,140
I'd hate to be Mara at this moment.

1353
01:35:32,140 --> 01:35:33,140
I'd hate to be Mara at this moment.

1354
01:35:33,140 --> 01:35:34,140
I'd hate to be Mara right now man after that last donation came in.

1355
01:35:34,140 --> 01:35:35,140
Did you see what it said?

1356
01:35:35,140 --> 01:35:36,140
Mara is a bad person man.

1357
01:35:36,140 --> 01:35:37,140
Fucking hell.

1358
01:35:37,140 --> 01:35:38,140
I'd hate to be Mara at this moment.

1359
01:35:38,140 --> 01:35:39,140
I really would.

1360
01:35:39,140 --> 01:35:40,140
I'd be spinning.

1361
01:35:40,140 --> 01:35:41,140
My head would be shpinned.

1362
01:35:41,140 --> 01:35:42,140
I'd need counselling.

1363
01:35:42,140 --> 01:35:43,140
My head would be shpunned.

1364
01:35:43,140 --> 01:35:44,140
I'd need counselling.

1365
01:35:44,140 --> 01:35:45,140
My head would be shpunned.

1366
01:35:45,140 --> 01:35:59,140
I'd fucking hate to be Mara right now man after that last donation came in.

1367
01:35:59,140 --> 01:36:00,140
Did you see what it said?

1368
01:36:00,140 --> 01:36:02,140
Mara is a bad person man.

1369
01:36:02,140 --> 01:36:03,140
Fucking hell.

1370
01:36:03,140 --> 01:36:04,140
Fucking Mara.

1371
01:36:04,140 --> 01:36:05,140
Yeah I hope Mara is alright after that man.

1372
01:36:05,140 --> 01:36:06,140
He got a real dune.

1373
01:36:06,140 --> 01:36:19,140
Funny if Mara wasn't even watching.

1374
01:36:19,140 --> 01:36:24,140
Here's the champion district anyway lads.

1375
01:36:24,140 --> 01:36:28,140
The Tachybana real estate guys have apparently been coming here a lot lately.

1376
01:36:28,140 --> 01:36:31,140
It's worth a walk around to see.

1377
01:36:31,140 --> 01:36:33,140
And look at this chap here.

1378
01:36:33,140 --> 01:36:34,140
Does he want a slap?

1379
01:36:34,140 --> 01:36:35,140
Does he want a slap?

1380
01:36:35,140 --> 01:36:37,140
He'll slap him out of it.

1381
01:36:37,140 --> 01:36:40,140
If he wants a slap he can take a slap.

1382
01:36:40,140 --> 01:36:41,140
It's no problem.

1383
01:36:41,140 --> 01:36:42,140
It's no problem.

1384
01:36:42,140 --> 01:36:44,140
It's no problem to me to dish out.

1385
01:36:44,140 --> 01:36:45,140
Oh jeez.

1386
01:36:45,140 --> 01:36:46,140
Stateside.

1387
01:36:46,140 --> 01:36:49,140
Get the fuck away from Stateside man.

1388
01:36:49,140 --> 01:36:51,140
He's after some money.

1389
01:36:51,140 --> 01:37:03,600
Places a bit of a kip

1390
01:37:11,700 --> 01:37:16,360
Just as long as I stay. I'll be waiting

1391
01:37:16,360 --> 01:37:18,360
Jason

1392
01:37:22,900 --> 01:37:24,900
Whoa

1393
01:37:24,900 --> 01:37:30,760
Are you lost friend? Why you here? There's no place in this neighborhood that'll serve a Yokosa like you. Hey

1394
01:37:32,960 --> 01:37:38,900
I've heard men from Tachibana real estate have been coming around lately. Are they fucking here or what?

1395
01:37:41,020 --> 01:37:47,100
What and you another tojo boy? No, actually I'm not here to chase anybody else out

1396
01:37:48,940 --> 01:37:52,100
Sure, so why asking for the Tachibana guys?

1397
01:37:54,640 --> 01:38:00,240
Well, I just want to know more about them. I promise I won't make any trouble for you or the other clan

1398
01:38:02,740 --> 01:38:09,060
It's like that. It's like that. That's boogie. You want to play games with me? You're playing the wrong games with the wrong snake

1399
01:38:10,360 --> 01:38:16,180
Not the warmest of welcomes I've got a bit of facetiousness there. We're sick and tired of your Yakuza

1400
01:38:16,840 --> 01:38:20,580
You don't give a rat's ass about any of the businesses here

1401
01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:24,000
But this place is all we got left

1402
01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:28,880
If you want us out of here so bad, you'll just have to kill us. I

1403
01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:33,080
Told you I'm only here to talk about Tachibana

1404
01:38:34,780 --> 01:38:40,220
Cut the shit man. Hi, you assholes have never bothered with Trump before you just take

1405
01:38:42,240 --> 01:38:44,240
Champion district residents

1406
01:38:46,380 --> 01:39:00,560
This goes out to all the champion district residents out here who can forget Mary Robinson sucking on a fucking blackjack as she went to a witch gig back in 93 before we which were even invented

1407
01:39:01,920 --> 01:39:08,160
Tamagotchi sweets like Britney Spears and who can forget all the 90 shit that happened?

1408
01:39:09,420 --> 01:39:16,000
Remember getting that baseball back to the cheek? Yeah, I do too if you want a fresh voice in Europe

1409
01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:18,600
Vote for me because I remember stuff

1410
01:39:25,120 --> 01:39:27,120
These cunts got bad

1411
01:39:29,960 --> 01:39:34,320
Are you finally ready to hear me out? I didn't come here looking to hurt nobody

1412
01:39:36,040 --> 01:39:40,400
All I want to know is what Tachibana real estate is up to that's it

1413
01:39:41,180 --> 01:39:43,620
Tell me that and I'm gone. I'm out here

1414
01:39:44,360 --> 01:39:46,360
You won't see me for the dust

1415
01:39:47,920 --> 01:39:49,920
I'm not said all right

1416
01:39:51,680 --> 01:39:55,480
I'm not telling them out to you and neither will anybody else in the neighborhood

1417
01:39:56,600 --> 01:39:58,600
Huh wait

1418
01:39:58,600 --> 01:40:00,600
They're trying to chase you all out

1419
01:40:02,220 --> 01:40:07,300
No, they're they're trying to protect us from getting run out by the yakuza

1420
01:40:08,100 --> 01:40:10,780
Districts only standing right now because of them high

1421
01:40:12,780 --> 01:40:13,780
What?

1422
01:40:16,220 --> 01:40:18,220
Isn't that right or the sign?

1423
01:40:19,660 --> 01:40:21,920
Here we go fucking all the sand now

1424
01:40:23,220 --> 01:40:27,280
Evening oh well if you ain't the god from namish eyes ball

1425
01:40:28,620 --> 01:40:30,620
Before you say you were yakuza

1426
01:40:33,060 --> 01:40:38,340
Apparently it's hard for people to believe but I'm not I used to be in the dojima family though

1427
01:40:42,740 --> 01:40:47,200
Shut the judge the jama family of all the told your groups around

1428
01:40:48,240 --> 01:40:53,960
If I was expelled though I got nothing to do with me now with them now

1429
01:40:54,960 --> 01:40:58,900
So what's got on x you choose a sniffing right after us then aye?

1430
01:41:00,060 --> 01:41:02,060
Your boss asked me to partner with them

1431
01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:07,120
What's your name, Ji?

1432
01:41:08,960 --> 01:41:10,240
It's Kiryu.

1433
01:41:11,520 --> 01:41:16,520
Well, I ain't heard the word by this type of uncle in the bush.

1434
01:41:18,260 --> 01:41:22,040
Haha, little hooded man behind him with a telephone from 1982.

1435
01:41:24,780 --> 01:41:29,440
He's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header.

1436
01:41:31,080 --> 01:41:33,320
I understand, yeah, that's how I'll proceed.

1437
01:41:33,920 --> 01:41:34,580
Oh, he's a cockney.

1438
01:41:34,580 --> 01:41:38,580
What did you say?

1439
01:41:40,580 --> 01:41:45,780
See if you wanna know more about it, if you come back to the place meet him last night, he'll meet you himself, you know?

1440
01:41:45,780 --> 01:41:47,460
Yeah? Alright.

1441
01:41:47,460 --> 01:41:52,180
Just don't come back right here, people in this place don't take on the Yakuza.

1442
01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:05,660
Would you be willing to put truth to the rumor?

1443
01:42:06,700 --> 01:42:10,460
I hear it's you guys protecting the district from the Yakuza.

1444
01:42:10,700 --> 01:42:13,340
Would you be willing to put truth to the rumor?

1445
01:42:14,700 --> 01:42:29,940
Sam bosses policies tonight mr. chow someone says his name is mr. chow he

1446
01:42:29,940 --> 01:42:37,180
says people dice districts have been our sister for Kamaru to burn down in the

1447
01:42:37,180 --> 01:43:07,160
war this place is really the old town's grown out says newcomers like us no it's a medal here that's quite a change from your attitude at the other place the Hakua building please since they all drifted into town looking at the cash in you saw the guy at the namo side behind ya sure he played the push of the egretsin role but I

1448
01:43:07,160 --> 01:43:37,140
do you think they go okay by chasing a people there before I call it karma mate I call it karma not that my philosophy really fact is here I'm just fooling about soldiers in our garage but you're seeing you guys play by a set of rules tell me more about the rules my name's Oda I'll be with a present tachibana for all time I run

1449
01:43:37,140 --> 01:44:07,120
I'll meet with them yeah I've got plenty more to ask actually seems like tachibana real estate it's harder to figure out next time

1450
01:44:07,120 --> 01:44:15,560
my parents are Irish born and bred Ireland people yeah they're from county karma

1451
01:44:15,560 --> 01:44:27,240
what now let's get to a phone box and save this because it's been a while said stained

1452
01:44:27,240 --> 01:44:57,220
and then we'll listen to stained featuring Fred Durst it's been a while it's been a while I'd say fucking stained is is thinking it's been a while since they were in the charts and I tell you it's a long while because they were never fucking in them they were probably just on kerang this goes out to all the 90s street hooligans out there if you can remember getting fought in an alleyway in Tokyo

1453
01:44:57,220 --> 01:45:05,660
sucking on a big fat blackjack and Mary Robinson getting arrested for fucking blackjack and Mary Robinson getting arrested for fucking blackjack and up the town

1454
01:45:05,660 --> 01:45:33,820
if you can remember Mary Robinson sorry I think you're missing out on some class chat there I can turn that down stein der after you fucking Fred Durst is on the on the pig and whistle for you Fred Durst just sent a fucking group chat to the whatsapp man he says it's been a while

1455
01:45:33,820 --> 01:45:36,820
and can you remember it?

1456
01:45:39,140 --> 01:45:40,260
The fuck was that?

1457
01:45:46,460 --> 01:45:50,300
This goes out to all the 90s street hooligans out there.

1458
01:45:50,580 --> 01:45:53,860
Who can remember Mary Robertson sucking on a blackjack

1459
01:45:53,860 --> 01:45:59,840
whilst getting arrested for selling Tamagotchis to kids?

1460
01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:04,040
Fred Durst actually streams a good bit.

1461
01:46:04,880 --> 01:46:05,840
Does he fuck?

1462
01:46:06,140 --> 01:46:07,500
Does he have a YouTuber or a Twitch?

1463
01:46:12,180 --> 01:46:15,140
Ladies and gentlemen!

1464
01:46:16,380 --> 01:46:18,240
The motherfucking starfish!

1465
01:46:19,000 --> 01:46:19,480
Yeah!

1466
01:46:22,700 --> 01:46:25,500
Good morning, Starshine!

1467
01:46:27,800 --> 01:46:30,900
Her boyfriend wants to know how she's making so much cash.

1468
01:46:31,600 --> 01:46:33,540
He thinks she's on the game.

1469
01:46:34,860 --> 01:46:37,120
Can I talk to you for a minute?

1470
01:46:38,800 --> 01:46:40,280
Are you a customer?

1471
01:46:43,720 --> 01:46:46,040
Don't tell me this girl is really selling herself.

1472
01:46:46,040 --> 01:46:58,700
Sorry, this is new to me. I don't know where to begin. Could you tell me how it works?

1473
01:46:58,700 --> 01:47:08,180
Oh, so your first time. This is where you're so sensitive. Right. I'm sorry. First time can be awkward and embarrassing. There. Let's get the ball rolling.

1474
01:47:08,180 --> 01:47:11,600
is new to me I don't know where to begin could you tell me how it works oh so

1475
01:47:11,600 --> 01:47:16,760
your first try this is where you so since we're attentive right I'm sorry

1476
01:47:16,760 --> 01:47:21,800
first time can be awkward and embarrassing there let's get the ball

1477
01:47:21,800 --> 01:47:30,740
rolling babadoo bam bam the game the Fred Durscht impression was 10 out of 10

1478
01:47:30,740 --> 01:47:45,980
thanks very much fished how you fished thanks very much ladies and gentlemen I

1479
01:47:45,980 --> 01:47:58,400
was rubbish I'll try and I'll try and think of some more Durscht lines top to

1480
01:47:58,400 --> 01:48:07,940
bottom what you prefer fucking school go top my bra then please hold on your

1481
01:48:07,940 --> 01:48:13,280
bra pardon you said you wanted the top yeah what you why you're underwear don't

1482
01:48:13,280 --> 01:48:18,020
get it I'm sorry if you miss another time a burst burr burr Sarah girl that's not a

1483
01:48:18,020 --> 01:48:23,480
word I know about it's short for baruma and Sarah fuck oh you know bloomers and

1484
01:48:23,480 --> 01:48:28,400
sailor suits burr Sarah girls sell gym clothes school uniforms lots of other

1485
01:48:28,400 --> 01:48:37,860
stuff they've worn before in my case I just sell my underwear do a little boom this

1486
01:48:37,860 --> 01:48:46,040
is weird am I gonna get arrested Bob Boba do boom curvy things would it be I don't

1487
01:48:46,040 --> 01:48:50,480
really want to think about it okay I get it you were doing business with men who get

1488
01:48:50,480 --> 01:48:55,700
excited over your skivvies don't judge you're the one here trying to buy it no

1489
01:48:55,700 --> 01:49:00,920
actually I'm not you're not going to buy my underwear then go away I don't want to

1490
01:49:00,920 --> 01:49:09,420
stand here talk to a pervert what hey hmm great she's totally shut down now I'm the

1491
01:49:09,420 --> 01:49:16,400
adult better set things straight look it I want to tell you something girl you

1492
01:49:16,400 --> 01:49:20,060
shouldn't ignore someone who's talking to you I'm trying to tell you something

1493
01:49:20,060 --> 01:49:25,940
pretending you don't hear me is rude ignoring someone hurts her feelings can't

1494
01:49:25,940 --> 01:49:32,060
you put yourself in their situation I have I have nothing to say to a pervert good

1495
01:49:32,060 --> 01:49:49,500
evening gay I have nothing to say to a pervert what set her straight can you can you admit you sell your undies

1496
01:49:49,500 --> 01:50:06,540
is can you tell your parents friends or boyfriend that people purchase your pants

1497
01:50:06,540 --> 01:50:13,680
Tash Chan right your boyfriend is worried about you how do you know about tat

1498
01:50:13,680 --> 01:50:27,600
he's put me up to this thought maybe you were selling your body want me to find out whether you're

1499
01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:33,000
marketing your underwear or your body I think they're still both about selling your sex or you

1500
01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:57,000
can probably tell your boyfriend she's fucking beef and no beef stew Mike Johnson big time big time baby

1501
01:50:57,000 --> 01:51:02,880
Mike Johnson yeah boom time yeah how are you getting on Mike Johnson thanks for joining the

1502
01:51:02,880 --> 01:51:07,920
stream and chipping into the dream right now we're trying to figure out why a girl is selling her

1503
01:51:07,920 --> 01:51:25,080
underwear in a Japanese video game it's bank holiday Monday I might have been too harsh I didn't give you a

1504
01:51:25,080 --> 01:51:26,180
a chance to explain.

1505
01:51:27,360 --> 01:51:28,980
Thanks very much, Mike Johnson.

1506
01:51:29,720 --> 01:51:31,120
Honestly, I never wanted to do

1507
01:51:31,120 --> 01:51:32,640
the Buru Sarah thing.

1508
01:51:33,420 --> 01:51:34,520
Was it for money, was it?

1509
01:51:34,960 --> 01:51:36,440
Were you stuck for a few pounds?

1510
01:51:36,860 --> 01:51:37,580
For a bit of yen?

1511
01:51:38,360 --> 01:51:40,240
How much yen are you packing, anyway?

1512
01:51:40,840 --> 01:51:42,300
That you have to get your bra

1513
01:51:42,300 --> 01:51:45,080
and sell it off in an envelope

1514
01:51:45,080 --> 01:51:47,020
to some random perv?

1515
01:51:51,480 --> 01:51:52,520
It's nice having money.

1516
01:51:52,600 --> 01:51:53,340
It doesn't make me happy.

1517
01:51:54,180 --> 01:51:54,760
Guess not.

1518
01:51:54,880 --> 01:51:56,260
I'm just so afraid of Sachiko.

1519
01:51:56,700 --> 01:51:57,980
Ah, the plat thickens.

1520
01:51:58,680 --> 01:51:59,580
The plat thickens.

1521
01:51:59,800 --> 01:52:01,020
It looks like we're gonna be

1522
01:52:01,020 --> 01:52:03,120
dishing out a few schlaps to Sachiko,

1523
01:52:03,340 --> 01:52:04,420
whoever Sachiko is.

1524
01:52:06,280 --> 01:52:07,380
Yeah, Sachiko.

1525
01:52:07,680 --> 01:52:08,440
How are you getting on?

1526
01:52:08,500 --> 01:52:09,380
I don't know who you are

1527
01:52:09,380 --> 01:52:10,240
and we haven't met yet,

1528
01:52:10,360 --> 01:52:11,540
but it seems as though

1529
01:52:11,540 --> 01:52:12,560
you're a fucking bad egg

1530
01:52:12,560 --> 01:52:13,320
and she's scared of you.

1531
01:52:13,540 --> 01:52:16,260
I cannot wait till we meet.

1532
01:52:18,180 --> 01:52:20,660
Big personal message to Sachiko.

1533
01:52:21,660 --> 01:52:24,680
See that fucking hair up my nostril, Sachiko?

1534
01:52:24,680 --> 01:52:40,340
I'm gonna pluck that out man and drop it into your fucking mouth in return we'll

1535
01:52:40,340 --> 01:52:46,520
we all have to submit a part of our earnings to such chico once a month so

1536
01:52:46,520 --> 01:52:50,180
there's a little girl overseeing the operation can't tell you such chico you

1537
01:52:50,180 --> 01:53:00,900
want to quit that's impossible as long as she's around I can't quit doing this

1538
01:53:00,900 --> 01:53:05,300
thing the high school girls around here lots of chico's friends if I try to stand

1539
01:53:05,300 --> 01:53:10,340
up to her there or quit they'll bully me so you can't quit right this is all

1540
01:53:10,340 --> 01:53:14,840
sounding familiar I don't want look I don't want to fucking sell my underwear

1541
01:53:14,840 --> 01:53:19,760
anymore man do you hear me look at those lads down in the background look what they

1542
01:53:19,760 --> 01:53:24,880
doing what are they looking at they're kicking someone they're fucking kicking

1543
01:53:24,880 --> 01:53:29,480
someone on the ground this is getting complex her boyfriend won't be able to

1544
01:53:29,480 --> 01:53:37,280
solve this one on his own do you know where I could find such chico who would

1545
01:53:37,280 --> 01:53:40,320
want to know I don't want to go back to your boyfriend and tell him that you're

1546
01:53:40,320 --> 01:53:44,480
peddling your pants so thought maybe I could persuade such chico to quit running

1547
01:53:44,480 --> 01:53:56,060
the sketchy thing sweet so easily chico just skip all this uniform as a white

1548
01:53:56,060 --> 01:54:02,600
collar so chico sometimes wears a cardigan long-haired girl in school uniform white

1549
01:54:02,600 --> 01:54:09,800
collar might be wearing a cardigan couldn't talk to anybody about this please help me and

1550
01:54:09,800 --> 01:54:13,700
there we're done and before that we'll head down to these boys and see what

1551
01:54:13,700 --> 01:54:19,340
they're at they're kicking the shit into some fucking homeless that look this bit of

1552
01:54:19,340 --> 01:54:25,460
bullying hi it's been a fucking bullying lads is there any room for a bully number four

1553
01:54:25,460 --> 01:54:32,520
how you getting on I was just talking to that girl down there was selling her fucking

1554
01:54:32,520 --> 01:54:36,360
knickknacks I seen you have doing a bit of bullying is there any any room for

1555
01:54:36,360 --> 01:54:43,740
another bully I'm mad I'm mad for a bit of bullying today I've got a bit of nasal hair

1556
01:54:43,740 --> 01:54:54,240
if you want kick ass what you want got a problem intervene why don't you pick on

1557
01:54:54,240 --> 01:55:05,520
someone your own size you mean your size you big off this goes out to all the hooligans the 90s hooligans out

1558
01:55:05,520 --> 01:55:12,000
there who can remember a man getting the shit kicked out of him in the middle of Tokyo before I intervened

1559
01:55:12,000 --> 01:55:37,440
also Mary Robinson getting blackjacked by a couple of Tamagotchis outside the fucking bewitched concert in 1997 someone was filming it on their 3210 didn't have a camera but they could fucking make pictures out of the text messages and I remember someone sent one to me and it had 90 it was like it I'm not gonna say it

1560
01:55:37,440 --> 01:55:53,680
thanks I don't know what I would have done without you please take this you got a slightly battered Swiss watch thanks very much thank you he's too strong

1561
01:55:53,680 --> 01:56:22,680
and there's a little jewel on the ground down here too it's Riku Minato man fucking hell center forward for fucking Shamrock Rovers 2008-2009 before he got sold to fucking Barcelona B then he moved to fucking Rio Loviedo on loan and then to Swansea and scored 58 goals

1562
01:56:22,680 --> 01:56:29,680
over three seasons as an attacking midfielder Riku Minato and now retired

1563
01:56:29,680 --> 01:56:51,680
and now retired owns a few properties making money on the big on the big time in Japan and look at him there he really started off well he did well and he wears a good dress you got the Riku Minato type A card and we've come full circle guys this has been two hours of Yakuza

1564
01:56:51,680 --> 01:56:58,680
we started off with the Sligo Rovers player and now we ended up with this

1565
01:56:58,680 --> 01:57:10,380
with this Riku Minato friends of Demi Lovato and this is where we this is where

1566
01:57:10,380 --> 01:57:17,180
we save us get out the way businessmen these businessmen probably on the way

1567
01:57:17,180 --> 01:57:24,840
down to buy some knickknacks you can save the game and use the item box we'll

1568
01:57:24,840 --> 01:57:30,180
save her we'll save her and we'll say good night and god bless and it's been a

1569
01:57:30,180 --> 01:57:33,540
real one it's been an emotional one and thanks very much everybody for watching

1570
01:57:33,540 --> 01:57:40,720
and remember it's never too early to get a Zurich Pej plan or buy a Mercedes nice and

1571
01:57:40,720 --> 01:57:46,440
god bless okay best luck with you it's time I talked with Tachi Banner again and

1572
01:57:46,440 --> 01:57:52,560
got some answers but we're not gonna be going there for a while we'll see you

1573
01:57:52,560 --> 01:57:57,900
later on good luck yo shout out to the Hong Kong group

1574
01:57:57,900 --> 01:58:06,900
Seacastle is it? Kowloon City I'm looking at you. County Kowloon you know. Bring it down fast and hard the wall city had to go. Wudu man watch out for the boys. Here's the flow.

1575
01:58:06,900 --> 01:58:07,900
Here's the floor.

1576
01:58:07,900 --> 01:58:32,120
Hong Kong City at night. Can you hear me? Are you feeling alright? Do you know how bad it felt to live in Kowloon looking for the man who killed my father so that I could kill him, do you? Hong Kong City by day. Do you like it when I talk to you this way? You've got some nice boats in your river. What do they tell? What can I smell? Wanna go there but I'm scared and confused.

1577
01:58:32,120 --> 01:58:44,120
When I go on to a sky scanner at night, I look for the best price for a Hong Kong fight.

1578
01:58:44,120 --> 01:58:50,120
I confused. There's a language barrier. Do I need to get ejections before I go?

1579
01:58:50,120 --> 01:58:54,120
What about the food? Is it the same as back home in the Chinese that you get here?

1580
01:58:54,120 --> 01:59:00,120
Wudu man. Impressive scenery and mountain statues, towns and trees.

1581
01:59:00,120 --> 01:59:06,120
Wudu man. How about you?

1582
01:59:06,120 --> 01:59:12,120
An urban renovation pile has from Tamari and style.

1583
01:59:12,120 --> 01:59:18,120
I don't know where I am. Wudu man. I still don't know where I am.

1584
01:59:18,120 --> 01:59:24,120
Wudu man. Shout out to all the Kowloon crew. All the boys out in the swimming pool.

1585
01:59:24,120 --> 01:59:28,120
All the girls out there on the river. On the back of a shipping container.

1586
01:59:28,120 --> 01:59:30,120
Goin' out to Florida.

1587
01:59:30,120 --> 01:59:32,120
Brr brr brr.

1588
01:59:32,120 --> 01:59:36,120
Go and check the stock. Go and check the stock. Check the windows.

1589
01:59:36,120 --> 01:59:38,120
Windows. Windows. Windows. Windows. Windows. Windows. Windows. Windows. Windows. Windows. Windows.

1590
01:59:38,120 --> 01:59:39,120
Yeah, barely is it?

1591
01:59:39,120 --> 01:59:40,120
Let me see Barley.

1592
01:59:40,120 --> 01:59:41,120
Yeah, give Barley an offer.

1593
01:59:41,120 --> 01:59:45,120
Let me see Barley. Barley. Barley. Barley. Barley. Barley. Barley. Barley. Barley.

1594
01:59:45,120 --> 01:59:46,120
Maybe yeah.

1595
01:59:48,120 --> 01:59:50,120
Maybe yeah. I think it's called Wudu.

1596
01:59:50,120 --> 01:59:53,120
The style of Metamara is Barley.

1597
01:59:53,120 --> 01:59:55,120
Yeah, Barley is it?

1598
01:59:55,120 --> 01:59:56,120
The style of Metamara is a good thing.

1599
01:59:56,120 --> 01:59:56,120
The style of Metamara is a good thing.

1600
01:59:56,120 --> 01:59:57,120
The style of Metamara is a good thing.

1601
01:59:57,120 --> 01:59:58,120
The style of Metamara is a good thing.

1602
01:59:58,120 --> 01:59:59,120
The style of Metamara is a good thing.

1603
01:59:59,120 --> 02:00:00,120
The style of Metamara is a good thing.

1604
02:00:00,120 --> 02:00:01,120
The style of Metamara is a good thing.

1605
02:00:01,120 --> 02:00:02,120
The style of Metamara is a good thing.

1606
02:00:02,120 --> 02:00:03,120
The style of Metamara is a good thing.

1607
02:00:03,120 --> 02:00:04,120
The style of Metamara is a good thing.

1608
02:00:04,120 --> 02:00:05,120
The style of Metamara is a good thing.