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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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*Screams*

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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You're gonna get spooked, man.

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Fucking scary spider webs.

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Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spiders. Spookin'.

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Rest in pieces. Good night and God bless. Rest in pieces.

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Get ready for some spookin' tooth.

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Resident spook house. Look at this. Spooky man in a hallway.

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Resident Evil in his eyeball then.

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Scare factor. Scare tactics.

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Scare tactics.

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New game. Original. Resident Evil. Resident Steven.

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Start with Jill, man, because you get the knife.

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Or start with Jill because you get the gun.

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Chris, you only get the knife.

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Roscommon Forest.

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Roscommon Forest. 1998. July.

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Alpha team is flying around the forest zone situated in northwest Raccoon City, where we're searching for the helicopter of our compatriots Bravo team, who disappeared during the middle of our mission.

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Bizarre murder cases have recently occurred in Raccoon City. Dodgy. There are outlandish reports of families being attacked by a group of about ten people.

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Dangerous victims. Horrified raccoon. More victims are dead.

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Stars are after you.

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Lee Brennan. You were scared at the time.

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You're gonna be fuckin' scared now, Horace.

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Nobody was in it. But strangely, most of the equipment was still there.

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However, we soon discovered why.

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I used to rent this and never play it because I was too spooked.

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Hey! Come here!

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Oh, hell man. The dodgy wolfs and stuff. Chernobyl's kind of boy, is it?

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What's going on? Is it a Chernobyl situation?

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What? No way.

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There's a hand.

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Oh.

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I've heard the directors cook music.

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They've thrown jazz in there.

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A bit of fucking freeform bebop.

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Just to add a little bit more confusion to the whole scenario.

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Why is he not playing the remake?

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Big idiot says.

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Why would you?

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I played the remake of Resident Evil 2.

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And it didn't have the same magic as the first.

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So finally.

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Why is this?

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Look at this.

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Like, remake wouldn't have that in it.

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Fucking haircut.

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Jill Valentine.

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Mary Burton.

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Mary Burton.

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Bit of an Oz job.

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Rebecca Chambers.

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Yeah.

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Albert Wesker.

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Yeah, Wesker.

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Sound man.

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Blood type O.

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He wouldn't fucking harm anyone.

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Resident Evil.

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Wesker wouldn't harm a fly.

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Wesker.

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Yeah, Wesker.

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Where's Chris?

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Why did they fucking put a jazz band in it?

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Nice gaff.

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What a mansion.

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Where's Chris?

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Captain Wesker.

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Where's Chris?

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Stop it.

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Don't open that door.

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But Chris is.

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What is it?

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Maybe it's Chris.

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And Jill.

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Can you go?

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I'm going with you.

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Chris is our old partner, you know.

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Okay.

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Let me handle this.

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Stay alert.

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Fucking jazz zombies, man.

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The zombosis.

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The deep vein zombosis is going to be giving you a bit of jazz hands later on.

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Wesker is an Allergan CEO.

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You know, well, you were here for the Resident Evil 2 situation then, so.

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You know the backstory.

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Backsack and crack story.

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Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

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Why's it always got to be like this, eh?

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Thanks very much, Boxes of Cobra Toxin, for that.

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Great to see you again.

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Hopefully your day hasn't been too shit.

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Best of luck with you.

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Thanks very much.

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Let's get a chip on his shoulder.

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Lease another bag of chips.

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Thanks very much, Tom Kip.

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And Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

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Boxes of Cobra Toxin, by the way, said he had to repeat his exams.

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Found out that today.

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Didn't work out for him.

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Didn't work out for him.

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And now he's repeating the exams.

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What?

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What is this?

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All our hearts and thoughts go out of your sympathies, Boxes.

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Hopefully you are okay.

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Blood.

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And that you're getting through the day.

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And remember, there's always a little bit of a rainbow at the end of the rain.

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I'll be examining this.

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Hope this is not Chris's blood.

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So Chris's blood, everyone.

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And listen to that ticking clock.

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It's ominous.

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It's hardcore.

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It's tough.

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It's scary.

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Hickory tickory tock.

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The mouse ran up the clock.

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It's a great dining area.

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Very, very luxurious.

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A lot of rich.

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Some rich person lived here.

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A dusty looking grandfather clock, actually.

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Wasn't just any old piece.

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Any old timepiece.

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And look at this.

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Looks like it could be Mona Lisa.

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But it's the face of a man.

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Looks like Copernicus.

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But it says it's the picture of a woman.

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Yet more ominous things.

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And look at the checkered pattern on the floor.

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The marble floor.

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And the table with the candle holder knocked over.

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Nothing is right here.

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Look at the scene they're setting.

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Look at the mise-en-scene.

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Okay, look at the fucking piece.

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A lot of film students probably...

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You need to watch this.

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See how this game is done.

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Very basic.

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Very basic, everyone.

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Fixed camera angles.

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Doesn't have everything that you have today.

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You've got pools of blood.

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You've got a pool of blood.

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Barry is investigating.

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That's Barry there.

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Look at Barry, everyone.

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Look at fucking Barry.

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Nam Barry.

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Anaconda G.

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Thank you very much, Anaconda G.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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What's the crack?

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Francis is back.

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Back sack and crack.

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You know me.

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I don't go in for any of those beauty treatments.

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I'm fully legit hirsute.

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Nine to five on this shit.

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Every day.

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I'm coming playing these games in my own special, unique way.

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Anaconda G.

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Is in the house.

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Flashing tenors in the gaff.

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Tenors in the gaff.

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Don't make me laugh.

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If you're coming into my gaff.

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You better have tenors in your hand.

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Or else I'll laugh.

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Yeah.

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I rhyme laugh with laugh.

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That's what I do in here.

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You think I'm joking?

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Get the fuck out.

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Get the fuck out of my house.

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Okay?

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Don't you dare come into my house.

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And say that to me.

201
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And that's just a taste, guys.

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Of some of the beats that I'm capable of.

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And some of the sick ass rhymes.

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That could go down.

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That get dropped.

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Thanks to Anaconda G.

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Anaconda G.

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Can't fucking say your name.

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I'm always messing it up.

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And here's your owl lad now.

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Every Tuesday weekday.

212
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This is what your owl lad looks like.

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This is your father.

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Look, everyone.

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This is your father.

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That's your dad.

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That's your dad.

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Let's get away from him.

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Is there a herb there?

220
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There might be a herb.

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Look at him.

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He's slow.

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He's rubbish.

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He stinks.

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Your father stinks.

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Hey, Shauna.

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Thanks.

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Barry's going to take care of business now.

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What is it?

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Watch out.

231
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It's a monster.

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This is your owl.

233
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Look at your father.

234
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Oh, my God.

235
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Your father's dead.

236
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Your father's had his head blown off by Barry.

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Who's a burly man who works for the police station.

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What is it?

239
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What is it?

240
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He's gone.

241
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Who's your father?

242
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Maybe buy this creature

243
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Anyway, let's report this to Wesker

244
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Thank you very much, Sean, Abardon

245
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We need to report you to Wesker though, my friend

246
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Thanks for the one euro

247
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Stair chicken too

248
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Stair chicken's been reported to Wesker immediately

249
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Thank you very much

250
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Gab from Effin

251
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Thank you very much

252
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So we've established there's a spook

253
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It's a bit of a spooky scenario, people

254
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Don't get scared, guys

255
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Don't get scared

256
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Chris Tordoff is after you

257
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Chris Tordoff, thanks very much for that

258
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

259
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Chris Tordoff, thanks very much for that

260
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You sick cat

261
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Cat in a bag

262
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That's what you are

263
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That's all you ever are to me

264
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Killian Willian

265
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Back on TV3 with your 420, baby

266
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Your 420 tip

267
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Don't ever come into my house again like that

268
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Leave it in a cape, alright?

269
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Last time you were in

270
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You left shit everywhere

271
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You left shit everywhere

272
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Like you don't even care

273
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The old lady told me to clean up after myself

274
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Next time I was in

275
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I said it wasn't me

276
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It was Killian Willian

277
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The dirty prick

278
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He must not live in the same kind of house as us

279
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Spider-Man Jones

280
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Your 2 euro is nice

281
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But you're looking rough

282
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I know I can't see you

283
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:18,240
But I can feel you

284
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:18,740
I know

285
00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:21,020
I can feel your presence in this place

286
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,400
Sorry guys

287
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,240
That was a shit one

288
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,460
That was a r-

289
00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:25,280
I'm trying to

290
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:29,940
Michael C.

291
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,620
Thanks so much

292
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:31,300
I uh

293
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,380
Wasn't feeling that last rhyme actually

294
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:34,880
It was a bit of a fucking shit show

295
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,540
Wesker

296
00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:39,220
Help me look for it Joe

297
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,980
Now fucking Wesker's gone

298
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:42,140
And don't leave this hall for the time being

299
00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:42,880
Great stuff

300
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,320
Wesker's gone

301
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,720
What a fucking idiot

302
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,300
We told him to stay here and leave

303
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:53,320
No time to investigate as well

304
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,560
Could he not just wait in the lounge for a moment

305
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,400
While we blew that

306
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,600
That fella's

307
00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,400
Papa

308
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,680
His head off

309
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,900
Come back out here Wesker's gone

310
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:07,240
It's a nice gaffe

311
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,160
Find anything Jill

312
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,600
Nothing

313
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,600
It's a nice gaffe

314
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,000
What is this all about?

315
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,240
I can't figure it out at all

316
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,640
Beats me too

317
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,380
Now it's Wesker's time to disappear

318
00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:21,600
I don't know what's going on

319
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,060
Well

320
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,660
It can't be helped

321
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:25,200
Can't be helped I'm afraid

322
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,720
He's an idiot

323
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,140
He could have just waited

324
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:31,120
Okay I'll try the door on the opposite side

325
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,840
This mansion is gigantic

326
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,840
We could get into trouble if we get lost

327
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:39,580
We should start from the first floor

328
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:40,160
Okay

329
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,160
And

330
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,120
Jill

331
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,740
Here's a lockpick

332
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,420
It might be end of you

333
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:46,260
Boys come pintin'

334
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:47,920
I want the whole town to see me

335
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:51,260
Thanks very much Chris Kilcoyne's bicep

336
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,760
Thanks

337
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,340
Maybe I'll need it

338
00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:55,800
We missed some dialogue there

339
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,960
It's the great Jill

340
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,200
You are the master of unlocking

341
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,840
I'll give you this lockpick

342
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,360
You can do what you want with it

343
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,020
Listen

344
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,540
If something happens

345
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:07,280
Thank you very much

346
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,560
Let's meet up in this hall

347
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,220
Thank you very much

348
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,620
Thank you very much

349
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:14,340
What rhymes of orange?

350
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,020
There is no rhyme

351
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:17,220
Although I believe

352
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:17,800
Eminem

353
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,140
Managed to find something

354
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:20,020
At rhyme of orange

355
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:31,300
Thank you very much

356
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,240
Samantha Hagar

357
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,200
Hagar

358
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:33,960
Hagar

359
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:38,280
Spook house

360
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:42,720
We'll take the encryption

361
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,000
Yeah

362
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,520
We'll use that in the typewriter then

363
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,300
Save the progress

364
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,300
Because that's how you did it in the day

365
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,980
Reese Ingle is after you

366
00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:54,740
I'll be waiting

367
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,660
Thanks Reese

368
00:17:56,660 --> 00:18:03,820
I did a test there earlier on

369
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:06,260
I played the Doom Shock director's cut version

370
00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:08,620
And I thought by playing original

371
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:12,200
That it wouldn't have the stupid jazz music in

372
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:12,760
But it does

373
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,060
Thank you very much for that

374
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:18,340
Mike Johnson is it?

375
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:19,540
Yeah

376
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,400
Cheers Jons

377
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,240
J-Man

378
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:21,980
The J-Man

379
00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:23,780
The J-Man

380
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:26,120
The J-Man came to town

381
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,060
Last night

382
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:28,460
He was looking sound

383
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:31,180
He brought a little J-Cloth with him

384
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:32,560
To wipe up all the shit

385
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,940
The Killian Willian left

386
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:36,100
Inside the gaff

387
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,460
He used a J-Cloth

388
00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,880
To wipe up all the shit

389
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:40,760
After him

390
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,800
Sprayed a little bit of Mr. Sheen

391
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,460
On that stuff

392
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:45,600
To give a polish

393
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,460
On the look of the Telly 2

394
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,620
Telly 2

395
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:50,480
Telly 3

396
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,380
Telly 4

397
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:51,920
5

398
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,920
You still watch telly

399
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,420
You're still alive

400
00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:57,240
You must be 98

401
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,560
You've never heard of the YouTube

402
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,640
You're still watching Network 1

403
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,520
And Network 2

404
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,920
And 2Tube

405
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,860
2Tube is for kids

406
00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:08,840
What are you watching that for

407
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:10,220
When you're 96?

408
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,860
And that's just yet again

409
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,240
More

410
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,140
Of some of the hot

411
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:17,600
Flaming bars

412
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,360
And I'm actually being snapped up

413
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,220
I'm going away to Japan soon enough

414
00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:26,380
I've been snapped up by a Japanese sound tracker

415
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:27,020
Out there

416
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:29,980
Who wants to know what a sound tracker mortgage is

417
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:31,840
And he's got me to lay down the foundations

418
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,920
For a brand new beat

419
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,880
Out there

420
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,120
Japanese beats

421
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,400
Japanese hip hop

422
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,980
J-pop

423
00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,020
And we're going to be doing a few

424
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:43,240
Fucking Resident Evil

425
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,660
Spook Housers as well

426
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:46,720
Just giving people general frights

427
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:51,100
I want to make beats

428
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,620
To put the shits into you

429
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:59,720
You say there

430
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,900
If you don't do this

431
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,200
If you don't do x, y, and z

432
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,460
I'll kick the shit into you

433
00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:06,680
Like how could you kick the shit into someone

434
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,640
You'd have to first acquire

435
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:13,160
A sack of shit and then maybe place it on the end of your foot

436
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:18,140
Which would be a- it'd stink and it would be a hard job

437
00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:19,680
and then you have to get this shit.

438
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,080
The only other solution I would say would have been

439
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,040
if he was whoever you were kicking the shit into

440
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,060
was crowning at the time

441
00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:32,620
and then you just rooted them.

442
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,920
But other than that, you could only ever kick the shit out of someone.

443
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:39,840
I don't know why people said the other way around.

444
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,340
And this guy's not dead either.

445
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,060
He's in the land of the living, the cunt.

446
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:45,040
He's just hungover.

447
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,300
Bit of a fucking heavy one last night.

448
00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:52,980
And he passed out in the art room,

449
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,940
the art storage facility.

450
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,060
We'll walk past him and grab an ink ribbon

451
00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:01,360
if I can remember correctly off the shelves.

452
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:06,680
And get ready for some spook house.

453
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,400
I saw a twitch there.

454
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:13,720
Whoa!

455
00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:16,600
Bit of a jump scare there, guys!

456
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,740
Kick his head off like fucking football.

457
00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:20,760
Toe poker.

458
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,200
Toe poke his head into the canvas.

459
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,040
Out in La Canvae.

460
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,940
Where this house is based.

461
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,460
Sherry Fitzgerald.

462
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:32,960
It's on the daftot.ie for 1.7 million punts.

463
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,720
Because it was released...

464
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,480
The game was released in 1996.

465
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,620
So that's when we're buying in old money, not new.

466
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:40,500
Okay?

467
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:44,080
Get a fucking grip, guys.

468
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:47,740
Bye, Pat!

469
00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:51,100
Get out.

470
00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:52,460
Let's get out.

471
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:53,920
Get out the fucking spooky beats.

472
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,120
Here's the save room beat.

473
00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:05,560
Slug it.

474
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:05,560
Slug it.

475
00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:07,340
Yeah.

476
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:08,800
Oh, yeah.

477
00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:09,740
I can't believe it.

478
00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:10,600
I can't believe it.

479
00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,300
They're making it rain.

480
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:13,960
They're making it rain.

481
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:17,000
The boys are in the house and they're making it rain.

482
00:22:17,260 --> 00:22:18,480
I can feel your pain.

483
00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:21,680
Boxes of Cobra toxin said you have to repeat your exams.

484
00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:26,300
Now you're feeling like you've been boxing with Katie Taylor and you went 12 rounds.

485
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,820
You did the exam and you thought you were sound.

486
00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:30,420
You thought you had it in the bag.

487
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,620
But you're fucking wrong.

488
00:22:32,340 --> 00:22:33,980
The judges scored in favor of Katie.

489
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:35,540
And now you're fucking at home.

490
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,040
Looking at your schlong.

491
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,400
Sucking on a bong.

492
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,440
Going, why am I doing this?

493
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,500
It's so wrong.

494
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:45,980
Oh.

495
00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:46,640
Oh.

496
00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:50,080
Thanks by Pat for the 20 squids.

497
00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:52,120
And boxes of Cobra toxin.

498
00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:53,220
How are you doing?

499
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:54,740
We're doing this for the kids.

500
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:55,580
Not really.

501
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,020
It's a 15 rated game.

502
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,580
And the language I'm using is insane.

503
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,400
It's full of Fs and Jeffs.

504
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,740
It's pretty fucking bad.

505
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,920
So put the kids to bed.

506
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,400
Because they don't want to hear this.

507
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,500
And if they do, then they're going to have nightmares.

508
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:12,400
All right.

509
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,200
What are you having nightmares for?

510
00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:16,360
Grow up.

511
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:17,940
Grow the fuck up.

512
00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:19,960
Get back to bed and stop crying.

513
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:28,280
And that was another situation there where if you do have children, that's how you address that.

514
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,800
You need to lay the law down.

515
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,620
If there's been a nightmare, they need to know.

516
00:23:32,940 --> 00:23:34,260
Just get to bed and stop crying.

517
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:37,700
Because they're just going to fucking torture you with that shit all night.

518
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:38,660
And here, guys.

519
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,500
Let's just watch the game now.

520
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:44,780
Artistic.

521
00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:46,160
Film noir.

522
00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:47,520
Film gothic.

523
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,820
Film scary films.

524
00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:54,520
What's in this cabinet?

525
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,720
What's in this cabinet?

526
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:58,520
Creepy stuff.

527
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,820
I checked the cabinets there.

528
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,280
There's a bit of creepy stuff in it.

529
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:13,960
Oh!

530
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,320
Oh!

531
00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:20,100
Someone fucking put the dog out now!

532
00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:26,880
I actually knew that was coming, but I thought I'd try and pretend to...

533
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,760
And look at Jill's face there.

534
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:30,520
Jill's face.

535
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,480
Looks like it's had an iron pressed against it.

536
00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:38,520
Cheers again there.

537
00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:39,620
Boxes of cobra toxin.

538
00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:40,740
That's very nice of you.

539
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:41,820
And bypass as well.

540
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,860
Fucking triple heart bypass, man.

541
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:46,880
Cheers again.

542
00:24:47,700 --> 00:24:49,560
The rainbow is firmly in sight, you say.

543
00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:50,260
Well, I hope so.

544
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,000
Here we go, man.

545
00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:54,560
Here we go.

546
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,220
I like what you did with this sauce.

547
00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:03,660
Thank you very much.

548
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,200
I used to sit up all night Saturdays, scared out of our minds, playing this with my friend.

549
00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:09,920
His mum was a...

550
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:10,840
I can't say that.

551
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,160
So we have the house to ourself while she was out drinking.

552
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:15,880
And...

553
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,120
All right.

554
00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:18,540
Well, I hope...

555
00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:20,140
I'm glad that...

556
00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:21,320
I'm glad it's...

557
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,840
Thank you very much as well, Lee Brennan.

558
00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:25,520
I'm glad that it's providing you some nostalgia as well.

559
00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:27,720
It's good that.

560
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:28,520
Thanks very much.

561
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,680
And hopefully your friend and his mother are okay.

562
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,060
And that she got back on track.

563
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:35,980
After that.

564
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:38,980
Far further.

565
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:43,920
Thanks very much.

566
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,300
A carving of an armor.

567
00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:47,500
Armor for that last door there.

568
00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:48,960
And we've got a herb here.

569
00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:50,280
And good news, guys.

570
00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:53,460
I'm actually changing my name by deed poll to Herb Gallagher.

571
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:54,500
Next Tuesday.

572
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,500
And a fucking ceremony down in Dublin.

573
00:25:56,860 --> 00:25:57,360
You're all...

574
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:58,100
You're all...

575
00:25:58,100 --> 00:25:58,900
Invited.

576
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:04,600
504010.

577
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:05,740
Thank you so much.

578
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,840
That's very, very nice.

579
00:26:07,180 --> 00:26:08,180
That's very, very nice.

580
00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:12,020
I'm doing that next Tuesday.

581
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,640
And if you want to come down to Dublin.

582
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:15,420
Molesworth Street is the venue.

583
00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:16,640
We're having a fucking session.

584
00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:18,440
In the Grand Masonic Lodge there.

585
00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:20,880
I'm changing the name to Herb Gallagher.

586
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,920
It promises to be a fucking amazing night.

587
00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:27,100
Thanks very much, Brishy.

588
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,780
I'm not going to read all that, man.

589
00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:30,640
It's too much text.

590
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,680
But thanks for the donation.

591
00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:33,460
Or tip.

592
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,280
Whatever you want to...

593
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,960
Whatever way you want to skin that apple.

594
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,300
I hope you're well.

595
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:43,840
Yeah, Brishy.

596
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,520
Thanks very much.

597
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,120
Whatever way you want to skin that apple, Brishy.

598
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,340
I hope you're well.

599
00:26:50,420 --> 00:26:50,420
I hope you're well.

600
00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:05,760
Scare tactics, guys.

601
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,000
I'll be waiting.

602
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:10,100
I'll be waiting.

603
00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:14,160
Look at this.

604
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,000
Graphics here.

605
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:15,200
Look.

606
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,140
Thanks very much for that, Anguage Panda.

607
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:18,240
Look at this.

608
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,640
How did they do that back in the day?

609
00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:21,700
A real reflection.

610
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:24,300
That must have taken a lot of programming.

611
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,980
Well, let me blow your mind.

612
00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,840
What they probably did was...

613
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,280
Behind that wall there, there's a...

614
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,000
And the exact same character every time you move.

615
00:27:35,580 --> 00:27:37,300
It's just a mirror of this character.

616
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,000
And then you only get to see through that window.

617
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:42,260
So that's not a reflection that you're seeing.

618
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:43,960
On the other side of that wall,

619
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:46,480
we've got another Jill.

620
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,940
Who's just mirroring every move in here.

621
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:50,320
And I could...

622
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,960
I wish I could show you that in a...

623
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,180
In a fucking diagram.

624
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,080
Or like split it and do the wall hopping.

625
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,580
But I mean...

626
00:27:57,580 --> 00:27:59,080
You're just going to have to take my word for it.

627
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,080
Nothing useful in the jacks.

628
00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:16,860
And nothing here either.

629
00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:31,000
Lovely hallways.

630
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,780
Lovely wallpaper and decor.

631
00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:35,760
Great lighting.

632
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,340
And floorboards impeccable.

633
00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:41,000
And that's a picture there of Club A.

634
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,080
And the reek.

635
00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:43,000
It...

636
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,520
Actually, it does look like...

637
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:44,980
It is.

638
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:45,760
That's what it is.

639
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,540
Because this is La Canvae where the house is.

640
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,020
So it all makes sense.

641
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:56,560
Anonymous.

642
00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:57,700
Thank you very much.

643
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,600
In fairness to Johnny.

644
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,840
Hey, there's a chip on me.

645
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,340
So at least not a bag of chips.

646
00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:06,660
Now.

647
00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:07,520
Bit of fun.

648
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,260
A weird box room.

649
00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:11,140
What could this mean?

650
00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:12,800
What could this mean?

651
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:13,040
It's...

652
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,360
Yeah.

653
00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:16,880
Feen.

654
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:18,840
Yeah.

655
00:29:18,940 --> 00:29:19,680
Thanks very much.

656
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,200
Feen.

657
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,660
Thank you very much.

658
00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:27,840
Feen.

659
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:28,620
That's very nice of you.

660
00:29:29,780 --> 00:29:30,480
A tapestry.

661
00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:32,040
Nothing unusual about that.

662
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,080
And there we have a shotgun.

663
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:45,360
Yeah.

664
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:47,800
Yeah.

665
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,320
And that's the release.

666
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,260
What does that mean?

667
00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:51,260
What does that mean?

668
00:29:51,260 --> 00:30:01,220
I'll be waiting.

669
00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:03,060
Thanks, Lee Brennan.

670
00:30:03,820 --> 00:30:04,240
A wrap.

671
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:05,580
A wrap will be coming up.

672
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,340
At some stage.

673
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,080
I just don't want to fucking wreck the head.

674
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,060
Or get bored of it as well myself.

675
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:12,600
Look at this now.

676
00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:14,400
Danger zone.

677
00:30:14,820 --> 00:30:15,840
There's no way out.

678
00:30:16,020 --> 00:30:16,940
It's so scary.

679
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:17,520
It's locked.

680
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:18,500
The door is locked.

681
00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:20,640
Oh, no.

682
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,000
Crispy Jones as well.

683
00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:22,740
He's after you.

684
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:26,520
Oh, my God.

685
00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:27,040
What do you do?

686
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:28,200
You have to run around.

687
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,140
Oh, fuck, man.

688
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:29,560
No.

689
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:30,860
Oh, no, man.

690
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,240
Oh, no way.

691
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,420
Please, please, please.

692
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:33,680
No.

693
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,040
Don't let it happen to me, man.

694
00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:36,520
I don't want to die now.

695
00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:37,740
I don't...

696
00:30:37,740 --> 00:30:38,040
Jill?

697
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,680
Is that you, Jill?

698
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:40,060
Yeah.

699
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:40,640
Yeah.

700
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,020
What happened?

701
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,220
Open the door, you big brute.

702
00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:43,640
Perry?

703
00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:44,960
Help me, please.

704
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,100
The door won't open.

705
00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:47,140
Open the door, Barry.

706
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,140
Kick his open with your big face, Barry.

707
00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:51,720
I'm gonna kick this door down.

708
00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:52,380
Barry.

709
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,860
Kick the door open, Barry, with your massive feet and boots.

710
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,740
Please, Barry.

711
00:30:59,540 --> 00:31:01,840
I don't want to die, Barry.

712
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:04,180
And that's how it could have been enhanced.

713
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,380
Voice acting...

714
00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:05,400
Oh, Barry.

715
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,640
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

716
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:08,740
Heh.

717
00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:11,000
You were almost a Jill sandwich.

718
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,120
You're right.

719
00:31:12,780 --> 00:31:14,680
Barry, thanks for saving my life.

720
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:21,940
But, Barry, didn't you see you're going back to the dining room to do some research?

721
00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:24,180
Why on earth are you here?

722
00:31:27,060 --> 00:31:27,560
Uh...

723
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,100
I just had something I wanted to check.

724
00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:30,640
Uh...

725
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:34,640
Now, let's get back to searching for the lost captain and Chris, shall we?

726
00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:36,980
Uh...

727
00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:39,740
Who am I?

728
00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:40,600
Thank you, Barry.

729
00:31:41,060 --> 00:31:41,840
Yeah, yeah.

730
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,180
Yeah, yeah.

731
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,300
Like, that...

732
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:51,160
Whereas, no remark about the room and the contraption and the fucking thinking and engineering that

733
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,280
went into making that room.

734
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,360
It's just...

735
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,260
Alright, see you in a bit.

736
00:31:55,820 --> 00:31:56,920
That was a close one.

737
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:57,740
I'll see you in a bit.

738
00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:04,120
And I think, if I'm not mistaken, that could be one of the last times we see Barry.

739
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:12,920
Connor McCardle.

740
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,100
I'm after buying some new clobber.

741
00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:16,200
Look at this now.

742
00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:18,120
Let's get the fucking guns out.

743
00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:21,060
Let's get the guns out.

744
00:32:21,060 --> 00:32:28,260
Thank you very much, Connor.

745
00:32:28,540 --> 00:32:29,780
I hope you're getting on alright.

746
00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:32,140
You're probably in a fucking library somewhere, are you?

747
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,620
This time of night.

748
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:35,160
Oh!

749
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,260
You heard that, lad.

750
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,660
He needs to be put to eternal sleep.

751
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,040
By me?

752
00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:43,820
See your prayers.

753
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,040
Con't.

754
00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:45,940
Fuck.

755
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:49,620
Snack box.

756
00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:50,860
What?

757
00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:58,660
Fuckin' hell.

758
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,380
There's no need for that.

759
00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:04,280
Thanks, Crispy Jones.

760
00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:10,960
Don't tell me I have to shout the whole fucking game again.

761
00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:13,980
Load the game.

762
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,680
Resident Evil.

763
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:17,700
Crispy Jones.

764
00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:18,140
Thank you.

765
00:33:18,140 --> 00:33:19,840
Resident Crispy.

766
00:33:20,220 --> 00:33:21,000
And Gibson.

767
00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:22,760
Resident Gibson.

768
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,260
I'm Shane Ambrose.

769
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,300
I'm Shane Ambrose.

770
00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:34,000
I'm not really.

771
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:49,620
I'm going to change the name to Herb Lenehan next Friday week in the Moseworth Street chapter of the Grand Freemasonic Hall Lodge.

772
00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:58,960
I fucked up there.

773
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,060
I fucked up there.

774
00:34:00,060 --> 00:34:00,940
Got killed.

775
00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:03,200
Got shnacked on by a couple of zombies.

776
00:34:04,260 --> 00:34:06,000
They weren't killer bees.

777
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,520
They were just fellas.

778
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:09,960
They were from TV3.

779
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,480
A couple of fucking zombies who were working out of TV3.

780
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:16,160
Came out to see what I was at.

781
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:16,760
And they were like,

782
00:34:16,860 --> 00:34:18,000
Mmm, please.

783
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,740
Can I have a little snack on your neck?

784
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,640
On your neck?

785
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:25,480
On your neck?

786
00:34:28,140 --> 00:34:29,200
On your neck?

787
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,860
On your fucking neck?

788
00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:35,420
And I was like,

789
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,060
No way!

790
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:37,900
Fuck you, Deputy Stein.

791
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:39,720
Fuck you, Deputy Stein.

792
00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:42,200
And thanks very much.

793
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,480
50410, is it?

794
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:46,560
Thank you.

795
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,920
I fucking do this in there.

796
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:51,780
Bawling.

797
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,120
Doing a visual zombie workout at the fucking mansion in Lakanvi, eh?

798
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,220
Pest control.

799
00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:19,560
You have less health than you do in the second game anyway,

800
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,920
because I could only take three shnacks.

801
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,680
I took a shnack on the leg,

802
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,660
on the ankle of this,

803
00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:26,540
creep.

804
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,800
And then two shnacks to the neck,

805
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,240
and I was fucking shnackboxed.

806
00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:32,880
There was no way out of that.

807
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:33,300
It was,

808
00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:35,040
submission.

809
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:40,140
Not gonna bother with him.

810
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,440
Maybe I have a fucking knife.

811
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:43,960
I might fucking knife the cunt.

812
00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:48,560
Here we go now for a bit of knife crime.

813
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,320
Fuck you, man.

814
00:35:59,540 --> 00:36:00,280
Take that, man.

815
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:01,580
Stab you in your arse, man.

816
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:03,920
Slash your fucking arse, man.

817
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,280
That's it.

818
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,660
Crawl back to the fucking hole you came from.

819
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,300
Take that, eh?

820
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:11,360
Shank.

821
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,060
Fucking Shank Hill.

822
00:36:14,180 --> 00:36:14,940
Shank Daddy.

823
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,120
You fucked, are you?

824
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:18,360
Do you want some more?

825
00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:20,280
Take a bit of that,

826
00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:21,280
and be,

827
00:36:21,540 --> 00:36:22,820
and be glad you got it.

828
00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:24,520
Ha ha!

829
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:25,440
He's gone.

830
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:26,660
That was him.

831
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,360
Maybe we'll give him a few more,

832
00:36:29,580 --> 00:36:30,700
just to be safe.

833
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,800
Be thankful for this now,

834
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:33,000
you,

835
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:33,860
you creep.

836
00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:37,820
When you get up there,

837
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,180
tell the Lord where you got it.

838
00:36:42,540 --> 00:36:43,840
That's if you make it to heaven,

839
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:45,760
you undead piece of shit.

840
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:46,980
I'd love to bring you back,

841
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,380
so I could send you away again.

842
00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:52,820
and you've used the lockpick,

843
00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:53,820
and that's the way to do it.

844
00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:55,500
Jane Taylor would tell you,

845
00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:57,060
how to use lockpicks.

846
00:36:58,060 --> 00:36:59,780
Tell you something about Jane Taylor.

847
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,940
She's the master of unlocking,

848
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:04,440
my heart,

849
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:06,420
through the medium of tips.

850
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,420
Thanks very much, Taylor.

851
00:37:09,580 --> 00:37:10,100
JT.

852
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:12,280
Let's go,

853
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:12,640
let's go,

854
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:13,060
let's go.

855
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:14,740
Watch your ears,

856
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,420
watch your house.

857
00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:16,780
You've got time,

858
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:17,460
don't blast it.

859
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:17,880
Watch,

860
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:18,580
watch,

861
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:19,400
watch the dogs,

862
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:19,920
watch out.

863
00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:27,520
That's the Teletubby.

864
00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:30,120
Thanks very much,

865
00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:30,520
feedin'.

866
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,240
Stick that herb into the fuckin'

867
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,140
bum bag.

868
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,680
Check out this door,

869
00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:40,620
carving of armor,

870
00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:41,200
it's locked.

871
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:41,960
We know that,

872
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,220
but I just want to do it because,

873
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,620
of the autism.

874
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,420
And then we'll keep going over here.

875
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:47,860
Open this one,

876
00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:49,720
back into the room where there was fuck all,

877
00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:51,320
so we'll turn straight out again.

878
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,080
Just like to check out again,

879
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,760
just make sure there's nothing in here.

880
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,340
And then into this,

881
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:00,800
out of there.

882
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:02,960
Bob's your uncle,

883
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:04,520
Pat's your dad.

884
00:38:04,820 --> 00:38:05,320
How is he?

885
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:15,300
The can be looking well.

886
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:15,900
Sunset,

887
00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:16,680
clue based sunset.

888
00:38:17,180 --> 00:38:18,260
Take that in everyone.

889
00:38:18,820 --> 00:38:19,440
Take notes,

890
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:19,900
are you listening?

891
00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:20,640
Are you watching?

892
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,720
Are you even fucking paying attention?

893
00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:23,740
Clue based sunset.

894
00:38:24,780 --> 00:38:25,420
Red at night?

895
00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:26,900
Shepherd's delight in the morning.

896
00:38:27,580 --> 00:38:28,700
Unless it's a fucking warning.

897
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,940
Check the meta and forecast for that.

898
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:32,800
So I was at the last day,

899
00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:34,460
now there's a shepherd uptown,

900
00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:35,580
just fucking going,

901
00:38:35,820 --> 00:38:36,640
get the fuck away.

902
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,620
Get the fuck away from everyone.

903
00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:40,200
And,

904
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,080
someone was saying to me,

905
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:42,600
is he mad?

906
00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:43,460
Is that fella alright?

907
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:44,720
He's been out there,

908
00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:45,880
and it's pissing rain.

909
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:46,700
I go,

910
00:38:46,780 --> 00:38:47,060
I don't know,

911
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,100
it's just shepherd's warning.

912
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:49,860
Did you not know the proverb?

913
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,540
He's in the big house now anyways.

914
00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:56,780
We might pay him a visit next week,

915
00:38:56,780 --> 00:38:58,160
although they're not allowed them,

916
00:38:58,860 --> 00:39:00,440
because they fucking hurt you.

917
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:06,960
They hurt you.

918
00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:14,960
I'll be even.

919
00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:17,860
Brok a chi.

920
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:19,800
Thank you very much,

921
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:20,060
even.

922
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,380
Shotgun here now.

923
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:24,580
We'll take that again,

924
00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:25,420
and that will,

925
00:39:25,620 --> 00:39:28,000
that will release the fucking contraption.

926
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:28,860
You know,

927
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,480
you've seen it the last time,

928
00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:30,700
sure,

929
00:39:30,740 --> 00:39:31,520
I don't need to tell you.

930
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:33,060
But the difference here is,

931
00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:34,740
not only will we be saved,

932
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:37,240
but we will save the game afterwards,

933
00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:37,920
and not get killed.

934
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:38,720
And just,

935
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,020
if you've just tuned in guys,

936
00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:41,200
special moment coming up here,

937
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:41,920
a scary moment.

938
00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:43,100
I've ruined it for you,

939
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:43,520
but we'll,

940
00:39:43,580 --> 00:39:46,080
we'll react it as if it's a fresh moment.

941
00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:46,840
So,

942
00:39:46,940 --> 00:39:48,860
big time fresh moment coming up for you guys,

943
00:39:49,060 --> 00:39:49,800
right now,

944
00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:51,620
here on the Viper stream again.

945
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:52,540
Where else,

946
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:53,540
where else,

947
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,280
and who else,

948
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,820
would provide such quality service?

949
00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:01,700
First time guys.

950
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:02,660
First time.

951
00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:04,140
First time for everything.

952
00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:06,480
Oh my god.

953
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:07,320
Oh no,

954
00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:07,560
there's,

955
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,040
oh no,

956
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:08,840
there's a fucking roof.

957
00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:09,280
Oh no,

958
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:10,000
the roof's coming down.

959
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,040
Oh fuck,

960
00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:11,600
no way.

961
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,400
What am I gonna do?

962
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:15,740
Oh no man.

963
00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:17,120
There's no way out of this.

964
00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:17,660
It's,

965
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:19,180
it's coming down fast.

966
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,720
It's coming down fast and hard.

967
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:22,060
Please.

968
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:22,960
Hello.

969
00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:25,160
The door's locked.

970
00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:26,940
The door's locked.

971
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:30,440
Please.

972
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,000
What's going on?

973
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:33,100
Barry.

974
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,040
Keep the fucking door down Barry please.

975
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,220
Is that you Joe?

976
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:38,180
Barry,

977
00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:39,280
kick the door down now.

978
00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:41,300
Use your boots.

979
00:40:41,660 --> 00:40:42,520
Help me please.

980
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:43,240
Barry,

981
00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:43,920
use your boots.

982
00:40:44,020 --> 00:40:45,040
I cannot open the door.

983
00:40:45,140 --> 00:40:45,520
It's locked.

984
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,140
It's locked me in.

985
00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:47,840
The ceiling's coming down on my head.

986
00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:48,680
Barry.

987
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,140
The fucking ceiling's coming down Barry.

988
00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:51,960
Hurry.

989
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,020
This way.

990
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:53,720
Ah Barry,

991
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:53,960
you're,

992
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,300
I'm a legend.

993
00:40:56,140 --> 00:40:56,500
Barry,

994
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:57,640
you're a fucking legend man.

995
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,120
Thanks so much Barry.

996
00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:00,420
Oh,

997
00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:00,840
Barry,

998
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:01,680
your class.

999
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:02,960
Oh Barry.

1000
00:41:04,340 --> 00:41:05,920
That was too close.

1001
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,540
You were almost a Jill sandwich.

1002
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,660
You're right.

1003
00:41:10,340 --> 00:41:10,560
Barry,

1004
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,240
thanks for saving my life.

1005
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,480
But Barry,

1006
00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:19,500
didn't you see you're going back to the dining room to do some research?

1007
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,740
Why on earth are you here?

1008
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:23,800
Oh.

1009
00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:24,940
Uh,

1010
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:27,760
I just had something I wanted to check.

1011
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,460
He has a bit of a Fontaine moment there and just doesn't know what the fuck is that.

1012
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:32,180
Shall we?

1013
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,720
Either that or he's an employee of the bad boys.

1014
00:41:37,260 --> 00:41:38,140
Thank you Barry.

1015
00:41:38,620 --> 00:41:39,020
Yeah,

1016
00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:39,500
yeah.

1017
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,720
Barry with the save there,

1018
00:41:46,780 --> 00:41:47,740
where are his shoes?

1019
00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:56,840
I will take these guys down.

1020
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,600
Take these guys down to Chinatown.

1021
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:00,380
No way,

1022
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:01,060
no how.

1023
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:01,880
No way,

1024
00:42:01,940 --> 00:42:02,660
no fee basis.

1025
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,960
Or we can dodge them.

1026
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,320
We might do a bit of dodging.

1027
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:08,520
Fuck.

1028
00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:10,640
Didn't go down so well.

1029
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,240
Did not go down well at all.

1030
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:16,080
Fuck.

1031
00:42:16,860 --> 00:42:17,980
Throw the herb into us.

1032
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:30,980
Die you cunt.

1033
00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:44,980
Need to run.

1034
00:42:46,980 --> 00:42:48,980
The health is shocking.

1035
00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:50,980
The health is depleting really fast.

1036
00:42:52,980 --> 00:42:54,980
And that door has a carving of a helmet.

1037
00:42:54,980 --> 00:42:58,980
Okay, look on the picture of the key and there's a fucking helmet on it.

1038
00:43:10,980 --> 00:43:12,980
I'm in one door and I'm out the next, John.

1039
00:43:15,980 --> 00:43:16,980
Crispy Jones.

1040
00:43:17,980 --> 00:43:19,980
Thank you very much.

1041
00:43:21,980 --> 00:43:23,980
Thanks very much, Crispy.

1042
00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:28,980
A few fucking crows knocking around the shop now actually in this house.

1043
00:43:29,980 --> 00:43:32,980
The picture is entitled "From Cradle to Grave".

1044
00:43:32,980 --> 00:43:37,980
And we have a picture of the Lord in the sky there, shining down upon the angel of death.

1045
00:43:38,980 --> 00:43:41,980
From a cloud of his own choosing.

1046
00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:49,980
And we've got the three crows of Arimathea on the lighting pole of Joseph.

1047
00:43:52,980 --> 00:43:55,980
And a picture of a tired middle-aged man.

1048
00:43:56,980 --> 00:43:57,980
And there's a switch below where you push it.

1049
00:43:57,980 --> 00:43:58,980
No.

1050
00:43:59,980 --> 00:44:02,980
We'll get a handle on all this first before we push any switches.

1051
00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:05,980
And there we've...

1052
00:44:05,980 --> 00:44:08,980
The Madonna and child.

1053
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:10,980
There's a switch below.

1054
00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:11,980
No.

1055
00:44:12,980 --> 00:44:13,980
It's cradled to the grave.

1056
00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:18,980
As far as we know, we have to align these pictures up in order.

1057
00:44:18,980 --> 00:44:19,980
A picture of a young man.

1058
00:44:20,980 --> 00:44:21,980
Switch below him.

1059
00:44:22,980 --> 00:44:24,980
That was the wrong order.

1060
00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:26,980
Infant.

1061
00:44:27,980 --> 00:44:28,980
Switch below.

1062
00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:29,980
Will you push?

1063
00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:31,980
Wrong one again.

1064
00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:34,980
Lively boy.

1065
00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:35,980
Switch.

1066
00:44:36,980 --> 00:44:36,980
No.

1067
00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:38,980
A bold-looking old lad.

1068
00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:53,980
We won't fucking bother pushing on any of these until the cows come home.

1069
00:44:54,980 --> 00:44:55,980
The end of life.

1070
00:44:56,980 --> 00:44:57,980
And there's a switch there as well.

1071
00:44:57,980 --> 00:44:58,980
We'll push that.

1072
00:44:58,980 --> 00:44:59,980
No.

1073
00:44:59,980 --> 00:45:00,980
So let's go back to the baby.

1074
00:45:00,980 --> 00:45:01,980
We'll find out where the baby is.

1075
00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:06,980
A newborn baby.

1076
00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:08,980
And look at these crows.

1077
00:45:09,980 --> 00:45:10,980
Look at the crow work on that.

1078
00:45:11,980 --> 00:45:15,980
I'd like to just take a moment to appreciate the crow work.

1079
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:28,980
And that crow was designed, or they all were designed, by the Japanese artistic director, Evil Sakanawe.

1080
00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:32,980
And he had an absolute hard-on for crows.

1081
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:33,980
Crows.

1082
00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:37,980
Of all shapes, all sizes.

1083
00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:39,980
He was a raven man.

1084
00:45:39,980 --> 00:45:40,980
Crows.

1085
00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:41,980
Crows.

1086
00:45:47,980 --> 00:45:53,320
He was a fiend for jackdaws and water other types.

1087
00:45:53,540 --> 00:45:55,200
Many other types of crows as well.

1088
00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:57,680
But that's Sackanawa for you.

1089
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,680
And if you type his name into Google, you'll see why.

1090
00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:05,420
A picture of a newborn baby.

1091
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,420
We'll press that switch.

1092
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:07,920
Cradle to grave.

1093
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,520
Picture of a tired middle-aged man.

1094
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:14,740
No.

1095
00:46:14,740 --> 00:46:21,960
We'll go to the infant.

1096
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,160
Picture of a young man.

1097
00:46:39,220 --> 00:46:40,440
Thank you very much, Evan.

1098
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:40,940
No.

1099
00:46:48,420 --> 00:46:48,820
No.

1100
00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:53,860
Look at the crow's beak there.

1101
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,300
Look at that crow's head and his eye.

1102
00:46:55,780 --> 00:46:57,240
That little fucking black eye.

1103
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,400
Scary.

1104
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,400
Ah!

1105
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:08,400
*crickets*

1106
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:14,400
*crickets*

1107
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:28,400
*crickets*

1108
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:58,380
. . .

1109
00:47:58,380 --> 00:48:16,980
*sad music*

1110
00:48:16,980 --> 00:48:18,260
You hammered your mother.

1111
00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:20,260
*sad music*

1112
00:48:20,260 --> 00:48:21,460
You hammered your mother.

1113
00:48:21,460 --> 00:48:26,420
*sad music*

1114
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:27,580
I love women.

1115
00:48:27,580 --> 00:48:33,580
*sad music*

1116
00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:35,580
Hello Line 4, good evening.

1117
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:46,580
*sad music*

1118
00:48:46,580 --> 00:48:48,580
Hello Line 4, good evening.

1119
00:48:48,580 --> 00:48:50,580
Good evening, gay.

1120
00:48:50,580 --> 00:48:52,580
*sad music*

1121
00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:54,580
Pat Cox MEP here.

1122
00:48:54,580 --> 00:48:55,580
*sad music*

1123
00:48:55,580 --> 00:48:57,580
*sad music*

1124
00:48:57,580 --> 00:48:59,580
*sad music*

1125
00:48:59,580 --> 00:49:01,580
*sad music*

1126
00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:03,580
*sad music*

1127
00:49:03,580 --> 00:49:05,580
*sad music*

1128
00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:07,580
*sad music*

1129
00:49:07,580 --> 00:49:09,580
*sad music*

1130
00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,580
*sad music*

1131
00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:11,580
*sad music*

1132
00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:13,580
*sad music*

1133
00:49:13,580 --> 00:49:15,580
*sad music*

1134
00:49:15,580 --> 00:49:17,580
*sad music*

1135
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:18,580
*sad music*

1136
00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:19,580
*sad music*

1137
00:49:19,580 --> 00:49:21,580
*sad music*

1138
00:49:21,580 --> 00:49:23,580
*sad music*

1139
00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:25,580
*sad music*

1140
00:49:25,580 --> 00:49:27,580
*sad music*

1141
00:49:27,580 --> 00:49:29,580
*sad music*

1142
00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:31,580
*sad music*

1143
00:49:31,580 --> 00:49:33,580
*sad music*

1144
00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:35,580
*sad music*

1145
00:49:35,580 --> 00:49:37,580
*sad music*

1146
00:49:37,580 --> 00:49:39,580
*sad music*

1147
00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:40,740
Welcome to the stream.

1148
00:49:46,700 --> 00:49:47,580
The infant.

1149
00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:50,260
We'll push that button.

1150
00:49:54,780 --> 00:49:56,880
So we've gone from baby to infant.

1151
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,880
Now to the lively boy, I think.

1152
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:15,180
Not the old man.

1153
00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:25,740
A picture of a tired middle-aged man.

1154
00:50:26,180 --> 00:50:26,460
No.

1155
00:50:26,460 --> 00:50:27,460
No.

1156
00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:39,460
A young man.

1157
00:50:40,460 --> 00:50:42,020
Turn those crows down for you.

1158
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:44,760
Yeah.

1159
00:50:45,580 --> 00:50:47,000
We push that button.

1160
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,540
Then we've got a middle-aged man, is it?

1161
00:50:50,940 --> 00:50:52,180
Then we've got an old man.

1162
00:50:52,180 --> 00:51:02,520
Oh, fuck.

1163
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:03,420
Do you press the wrong one?

1164
00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:04,480
Okay.

1165
00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:14,420
Okay.

1166
00:51:14,540 --> 00:51:17,640
Now if we press the old man button, these crows should let us have it.

1167
00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:21,340
Be careful now not to get stuck into a crow.

1168
00:51:23,220 --> 00:51:24,280
A crow-opolis.

1169
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:24,880
Cropless.

1170
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:26,780
A fucking crow...

1171
00:51:26,780 --> 00:51:29,200
A crow-ception there earlier on.

1172
00:51:30,580 --> 00:51:31,540
A crow-trance.

1173
00:51:32,460 --> 00:51:34,760
And switch below, yeah?

1174
00:51:35,340 --> 00:51:36,380
Old man river.

1175
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,440
Over to the last supper.

1176
00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:40,940
Picture is entitled at the end.

1177
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:42,960
There's a switch, yeah?

1178
00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:43,540
Yeah.

1179
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:45,160
And here we go!

1180
00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:52,400
Crows.

1181
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,520
Crows are going 99 now.

1182
00:51:55,300 --> 00:51:56,360
99 crows.

1183
00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:59,260
Fucking Enya is after you.

1184
00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:05,880
Tell you, Tubby.

1185
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:08,960
Thank you very much, Ems.

1186
00:52:09,940 --> 00:52:10,940
Thank you very much, Ems.

1187
00:52:12,860 --> 00:52:14,520
Crows are going 99.

1188
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:16,760
I heard the music.

1189
00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:18,120
It's fucking crows.

1190
00:52:18,380 --> 00:52:19,360
Crows every night.

1191
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:20,440
Crows all day, baby.

1192
00:52:21,740 --> 00:52:23,140
I've got crows, baby.

1193
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,760
Thank you very much, Pickled Pat.

1194
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:31,340
Crows.

1195
00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:42,820
Grr.

1196
00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:46,440
This is the music.

1197
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,000
The crows.

1198
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:53,680
That man.

1199
00:52:54,620 --> 00:52:56,480
Thanks very much, Schgones.

1200
00:52:56,700 --> 00:52:57,660
Where do you have a passport?

1201
00:52:58,940 --> 00:52:59,940
Frankie Schgones.

1202
00:53:00,340 --> 00:53:01,300
With the crows.

1203
00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:02,660
Coming at you.

1204
00:53:02,900 --> 00:53:03,940
Like Leopatra.

1205
00:53:04,100 --> 00:53:05,720
We used to do this back in the day.

1206
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:06,480
In Egypt.

1207
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,340
When we were building those pyramids.

1208
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,160
You don't know how we do it.

1209
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:10,980
Use your brains.

1210
00:53:11,860 --> 00:53:12,220
Okay?

1211
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,800
We used fucking cranes.

1212
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,700
Alright, this was with steel cranes.

1213
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:18,000
Before they were even invented.

1214
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,000
This is before the Bronze Age.

1215
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:23,380
Piling all those blocks up high.

1216
00:53:23,460 --> 00:53:24,180
One after another.

1217
00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:24,860
Looking at them.

1218
00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:26,120
Going, Jesus Christ.

1219
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:27,020
Call your mother.

1220
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,560
How the fuck did they do it?

1221
00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:29,460
I don't know.

1222
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:30,740
I don't fucking know.

1223
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:31,720
Stop asking me.

1224
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:32,500
I don't know.

1225
00:53:35,060 --> 00:53:36,080
Listen to the crow.

1226
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,640
We used crows.

1227
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:39,200
Alright?

1228
00:53:40,460 --> 00:53:43,580
Some laddin had a fucking box of crows.

1229
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:46,580
He brought them over and he shook them inside with a sarcophagus.

1230
00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:50,620
I ripped out his esophagus.

1231
00:53:51,220 --> 00:53:52,520
Fed it to him on a plate.

1232
00:53:52,620 --> 00:53:53,360
And said, listen man.

1233
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,360
Do you want to go on a date?

1234
00:53:54,620 --> 00:53:56,300
My name is Crowman.

1235
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:57,160
Okay?

1236
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,820
I was once a crow.

1237
00:53:59,040 --> 00:53:59,700
I've got a beak.

1238
00:54:01,580 --> 00:54:02,300
Here it is.

1239
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:03,080
Look at my beak.

1240
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,040
I can't even speak.

1241
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:05,040
I can't even speak.

1242
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:06,700
I wasn't even given lips.

1243
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,000
I was just born with a beak.

1244
00:54:08,220 --> 00:54:09,200
I don't have lips.

1245
00:54:09,460 --> 00:54:10,560
I just have a beak.

1246
00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:12,140
I was born as a crow.

1247
00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:13,480
And as a man.

1248
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,220
Now, have you got a fucking van?

1249
00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:18,720
Because we need to drive fast to the restaurant.

1250
00:54:18,980 --> 00:54:20,080
Because we're going on a date.

1251
00:54:21,660 --> 00:54:23,480
Don't hate the player.

1252
00:54:23,820 --> 00:54:24,620
Hate the game.

1253
00:54:28,820 --> 00:54:34,000
Thanks very much Bruno and Jesus and Frankie Schoonz and pickled onions and M's for that.

1254
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:37,060
That's how we...

1255
00:54:37,060 --> 00:54:38,060
That was the crow wrap.

1256
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,240
I got crows on it.

1257
00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:44,560
The Staircrest.

1258
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:47,220
Yeah, I'll take the Staircrest any time you want, man.

1259
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,560
Now we got to make a dad for it.

1260
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:54,960
Make a dad for it.

1261
00:54:57,140 --> 00:54:58,760
They're going to fly after me now.

1262
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:02,800
Nope.

1263
00:55:03,340 --> 00:55:03,960
That's nice.

1264
00:55:06,700 --> 00:55:08,280
Bit of slam crow tree there.

1265
00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:11,180
Thanks very much for the crow dollars.

1266
00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:13,880
The bishop's crow's ear.

1267
00:55:19,700 --> 00:55:21,480
Thank you very much, Bruno.

1268
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,020
Thank you very much.

1269
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:33,320
Sorry about that.

1270
00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:33,940
Fucking hell.

1271
00:55:41,460 --> 00:56:07,320
Blackbird singing in the dead of night.

1272
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:08,140
Take the...

1273
00:56:08,140 --> 00:56:08,780
Fucking hell.

1274
00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:11,020
Get the fuck out of here, man.

1275
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,640
Get the fuck out of here.

1276
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:13,800
Rapid.

1277
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:20,040
Anyway, I was saying blackbird singing in the dead of night.

1278
00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:23,000
Take these fucking crows and...

1279
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,280
Go away on your flight.

1280
00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:28,800
Look at that skill.

1281
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:28,840
Look at that skill.

1282
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,420
Thanks very much for that.

1283
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,120
Is that Jeffrey or...

1284
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:34,780
Jeffrey, is it?

1285
00:56:34,820 --> 00:56:35,840
Thank you very much, Jeffrey.

1286
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:37,340
And blackbird.

1287
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,340
I don't know if I should go back out there to the...

1288
00:56:41,340 --> 00:56:42,700
The bookie and the dog.

1289
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:43,840
Are you creepy?

1290
00:56:43,940 --> 00:56:45,220
I'm after buying some new clobber.

1291
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:46,860
Round up the boys to come pointing.

1292
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,600
I want the whole town to see me.

1293
00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:50,160
Thank you very much, Connor.

1294
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:53,120
Oh, not this room.

1295
00:56:53,180 --> 00:56:53,860
I don't want to go in here.

1296
00:56:53,980 --> 00:56:54,320
It's shit.

1297
00:56:54,860 --> 00:56:55,900
We're in this room, my right?

1298
00:56:56,020 --> 00:56:57,080
And it's fucking rubbish.

1299
00:57:03,700 --> 00:57:05,020
Seven seconds away.

1300
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:06,580
Padder for your tea.

1301
00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:09,940
Seven seconds away.

1302
00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:11,560
Padder for your tea.

1303
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,400
What did we get in that room?

1304
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:15,800
It was a Star Crist.

1305
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,440
That's amazing, isn't it?

1306
00:57:22,660 --> 00:57:23,240
Look at that.

1307
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,380
Fucking hell.

1308
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:27,080
Jesus.

1309
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:28,520
Where would you...

1310
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,200
Whoa, it's got a little face on it, man.

1311
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:31,840
It's got a face on it.

1312
00:57:31,940 --> 00:57:33,360
Fucking face on a star.

1313
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,620
A little star with a face on it, man.

1314
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:39,160
Wow.

1315
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,120
Fucking star face.

1316
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,040
Al Pacino and star face.

1317
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:46,860
It's just a little star.

1318
00:57:48,020 --> 00:57:49,340
Hoovering up all the schnock.

1319
00:57:51,660 --> 00:57:53,160
I wonder if we can go through here.

1320
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,000
You unlocked it.

1321
00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:55,420
Great.

1322
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,560
I think there's a typewriter in a save room.

1323
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:58,980
In this gaff.

1324
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,180
Oh, great.

1325
00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:04,560
A few more mad scientists.

1326
00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:09,500
That deserve nothing but the sweetest release from Mother Earth.

1327
00:58:10,140 --> 00:58:11,800
Stay down and don't get up.

1328
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:13,900
You're not welcome right here.

1329
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,200
And you weren't invited.

1330
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,380
And that's how you deal with those guys.

1331
00:58:18,780 --> 00:58:19,680
Put them to sleep.

1332
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,840
Because sleep is the release that they need as well.

1333
00:58:23,380 --> 00:58:24,460
They've had a hard life of it.

1334
00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:25,900
They've become the undead.

1335
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:28,440
And now they deserve to be fully dead.

1336
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,240
Never ever to return.

1337
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:39,060
You might say that there's fucking zombies.

1338
00:58:40,060 --> 00:58:40,960
Ghetto, Karnetto.

1339
00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:41,860
Thank you very much.

1340
00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:44,880
Where I'm gonna go out on a limb.

1341
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:45,900
It's late after 11.

1342
00:58:46,020 --> 00:58:47,720
I'm sorry if it offends you.

1343
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:49,080
You might call them zombies.

1344
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:50,940
They're just fucking cunts.

1345
00:58:52,540 --> 00:58:55,860
I have no respect for them.

1346
00:58:59,860 --> 00:59:00,420
Safety.

1347
00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:01,480
Safety.

1348
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:02,480
Safety.

1349
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:04,480
Safety.

1350
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:04,560
Safety.

1351
00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:18,020
in here. We'll put that stair in there because I don't think we need it for a while. And

1352
00:59:18,020 --> 00:59:26,980
maybe the shotty too hottie, that can stay for a while too. If we survive... stick the

1353
00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:36,660
clips in here. Save the game. Ghetto Cornetto, thank you very much. Enya is after you. Arinoco

1354
00:59:36,660 --> 01:00:06,640
Krull. Quick words from our sponsors. When I slather home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting.

1355
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:36,620
Waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing. Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it. You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft. Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. This message was brought to you by Firelighters. Thanks very much Firelighters, keeping

1356
01:00:36,620 --> 01:00:49,240
warm and your fire lit. There's a bag of eco stuff here that we use to poison a plant. Earth. Chemically. Stick that into the fucking box.

1357
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,240
*scoffs*

1358
01:00:51,240 --> 01:01:21,220
Anaconda G, thank you.

1359
01:01:21,220 --> 01:01:46,760
Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much, Anaconda G. Scary stuff, Anaconda G. Scary. It's too fucking scary, man. I'm gonna go see someone tomorrow about it, I think, because I got the fucking willies.

1360
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:56,100
I knew Aladu got a bad dose of the willies.

1361
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:10,760
The doctor threw him a load of fucking tablets, and his head's still- his head is wrecked. It's fucking wrecked. It's still wrecked. Oh god, look who it is. Zombie Nation, man.

1362
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:26,760
Oh fuck. I've only got- NO! Fuck you, man.

1363
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:36,760
Oh, they're spewing shit on me. They've got sick. They stink as sick. Fucking acid. Fucking sick acid.

1364
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:54,760
Fucking going down Zombie Nation next Tuesday, man. Fucking mad beats, man. Do you know that lad, Zombie?

1365
01:02:54,760 --> 01:03:17,760
Uptown, yeah? Rob Zombie. He used to be a musician. A musician's a bit of a fucking stretch now. He was a shout- he shouted over his stupid guitar music.

1366
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:19,760
Stupid guitar music.

1367
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:43,760
And let's load that one up.

1368
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:44,760
Resident Evil.

1369
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:52,760
Scary intro, isn't it? Really set the scene. Really set the tone. For a scare spook house.

1370
01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:00,760
Those acid zombies are hashed out of it.

1371
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,760
Let's stick the fucking plant material.

1372
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:11,760
Oh, we can come back here another time and get that fucking plant material.

1373
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,760
*BEEP*

1374
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,760
Feels as though it's like hard mode.

1375
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:37,700
Because you die awful easily compared to the set is that just the way it was because you died you die easier than you did

1376
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:42,100
on the fucking on the second game

1377
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,640
I'll be crispy

1378
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:11,940
seconds away I'll be crispy back on back on what you're gonna do what you're gonna do when they come for you back on back on what you're gonna do what you're gonna do when they come for you

1379
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:58,000
zombie here man he's fucking hashed out of it. He smells great! Dublin acid zombie up there look. He smells great! I wonder if we can get past him. Oh no no no no no. No! Oh yeah. The doorknob is broken. Fucking deep vein zombosis man.

1380
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:27,980
*music* Here they are again. *music* Vein with fire!

1381
01:06:27,980 --> 01:06:32,560
thank you very much

1382
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:34,320
gibso thank you

1383
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:39,000
I want the whole town to see me

1384
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,000
nothing uncommon

1385
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:51,420
Johnny hey

1386
01:06:51,420 --> 01:06:56,700
thank you very much anonymous

1387
01:06:56,700 --> 01:06:58,560
it's well arranged

1388
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:07,160
bit of story time for you

1389
01:07:16,100 --> 01:07:17,860
appropriate music for the book

1390
01:07:17,860 --> 01:07:20,400
botany book

1391
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,760
about medicinal herbs

1392
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:25,380
as you may know

1393
01:07:25,380 --> 01:07:27,720
there are many plants that have medical

1394
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,420
move my head out the way effects

1395
01:07:30,420 --> 01:07:34,360
since ancient times humans have been

1396
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:38,620
healing wounds and diseases using various

1397
01:07:38,620 --> 01:07:40,760
plants in this book now we're going to

1398
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:42,300
sample three herbs that grow around

1399
01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:45,020
raccoon mountains around Ruscommon and

1400
01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:47,760
give their outlines as examples of those

1401
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:50,160
plants with medical properties

1402
01:07:50,160 --> 01:08:08,660
Now, each herb has different colors and different effects as medical plants. The green one recovers physical strength, the blue one neutralizes natural toxins, while the red herb doesn't have any effect by itself.

1403
01:08:08,660 --> 01:08:25,660
The red herb is only effective when it's mixed with other herbs. For example, if you mix this herb with the herb that recovers physical strength, the recovery effect will be tripled. You listen to me.

1404
01:08:27,660 --> 01:08:48,220
Now, by adjusting the amount and experimenting with the three herbs, you can create various kinds of medicines. But I'll leave the fucking details in your hands because that's the best way to acquire true knowledge. Okay? Best of luck with you, and I wish you well.

1405
01:08:52,660 --> 01:08:56,220
Ice! Thanks very much, Ice!

1406
01:08:56,220 --> 01:08:58,220
Ice!

1407
01:09:02,220 --> 01:09:08,220
The fucking director's cut of the game. Dual shock edition has this music in it.

1408
01:09:12,220 --> 01:09:14,220
How do I unlock? That's the door I came in.

1409
01:09:17,220 --> 01:09:19,220
Thanks for the Teletubby there, Scruffy.

1410
01:09:20,220 --> 01:09:21,220
Fuck.

1411
01:09:23,220 --> 01:09:25,220
We're gonna go down these shtepins here.

1412
01:09:25,220 --> 01:09:31,220
So I came in that room and then I came out the fucking other side. Is that it?

1413
01:09:32,220 --> 01:09:33,220
*BEEP*

1414
01:09:35,220 --> 01:09:36,220
*BEEP*

1415
01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:37,220
*BEEP*

1416
01:09:39,220 --> 01:09:40,220
So I up the stairs.

1417
01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:47,220
Into there. Down that. Oh, I see. I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back up. Back up. Back up. 'Cause it's on.

1418
01:09:48,220 --> 01:09:49,220
*BEEP*

1419
01:09:49,220 --> 01:09:54,220
We just have to fucking kill these scum bruh.

1420
01:09:54,220 --> 01:09:54,220
*BEEP*

1421
01:09:55,220 --> 01:10:00,840
we go maybe if we move over here you can go that way and then we can go to the left of him.

1422
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:29,080
I'm gonna shoot them from here. No. Scum. They're just scum. Weejo thank you. I hope you're keeping well weejo.

1423
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:58,760
I might take out the shotgun for a little walk. Waiting. Your boy Declan thanks. Your boy Declan says a free game for you on Steam. Thank you very much I'll check that out. And uh. Big big love Declan to the family.

1424
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:09,240
Now. Combat knife. Shotgun. Yes. Yes. Shotgun. Yes. We might. And we might take the star crest as well. While we're at it.

1425
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:13,980
I wasn't at it yesterday now but I was at it last night.

1426
01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:30,260
Ominous. Scare tactics. Spook house. Welcome to the original spook house. 1996.

1427
01:11:30,260 --> 01:11:42,260
I'm gonna take this gun's head off.

1428
01:11:42,260 --> 01:11:55,260
Get nice and God bless.

1429
01:12:00,060 --> 01:12:01,140
Fuck that. It's locked.

1430
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:06,020
Carving of an armor.

1431
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,280
Is there another fuck around here? No.

1432
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:18,140
It's getting fucking spooky in here man.

1433
01:12:19,540 --> 01:12:20,700
It's getting fucking spooky.

1434
01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:23,920
It's getting fucking spooky man.

1435
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:23,920
It's getting fucking spooky man.

1436
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:58,340
It's getting dodgy. It's getting dodgy. It's getting dodgy. It's getting dodgy. It's getting dodgy.

1437
01:12:58,340 --> 01:13:10,920
It's locked. Another fucking helmet. We need to find this helmet and jam it into the hole

1438
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:16,460
and unlock all the doors. Wood is put in the stove. Paper is on the wall. Do we have a lighter?

1439
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:20,160
No.

1440
01:13:26,820 --> 01:13:27,860
Dangerous stuff.

1441
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:45,040
I'm going to take this guy down to Chinatown too. Just because he deserves it.

1442
01:13:52,540 --> 01:13:53,880
Breath in pieces.

1443
01:13:55,300 --> 01:14:10,060
Hope you're not too scared everyone. It's a late night. It's a scary one. It's a spook houser.

1444
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:12,960
Fucking pure tomato puree.

1445
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:22,560
Die you bastard. Die. Don't ever come back. I hate you. I want you dead and you're no good to me.

1446
01:14:23,140 --> 01:14:26,580
You're no good to me and you're no good to anyone when you're alive. Go away.

1447
01:14:28,580 --> 01:14:41,120
And that's just how you talk to the zombies as well guys. You need to let them know hourly as well as bulletly. Bullet points as well as fucking words.

1448
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:47,460
Because your words can hurt them too. They might not be dead, fully dead, but they can still have feelings.

1449
01:14:49,060 --> 01:14:54,480
And it's great to emotionally hurt them as well. As well as physically. And you can walk past them because they're stupid.

1450
01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:57,620
And you need to be quick. Need to be quick.

1451
01:15:07,380 --> 01:15:10,540
Barry. Thank fuck Barry. Where were you?

1452
01:15:10,540 --> 01:15:13,260
What's going on? Any clues?

1453
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:17,120
No, but something's wrong with this house.

1454
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:21,200
Whoa. This hall is dangerous.

1455
01:15:22,060 --> 01:15:24,840
Maybe it's better to secure our escape route first.

1456
01:15:25,820 --> 01:15:28,340
There must be a back door somewhere.

1457
01:15:29,540 --> 01:15:31,760
Let's try to find it first, shall we?

1458
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:32,160
Yes.

1459
01:15:57,740 --> 01:15:59,740
Great voice acting. Impeccable.

1460
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:06,720
It's so natural. It's like you're watching water flow out of a fucking tap.

1461
01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:30,520
Liam Neeson's kosh is after you.

1462
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:38,440
scary now look that my fucking blood on the wall honest by graphics I was blown

1463
01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:46,160
on the walls and their blood on the wall man listen to that man

1464
01:16:57,780 --> 01:17:09,980
why did they throw these piano bits and they weren't in it before oh yeah Forrest Gump he's

1465
01:17:09,980 --> 01:17:26,180
being pecked to death by crawls the crawl master

1466
01:17:26,180 --> 01:17:56,160
. . .

1467
01:17:56,160 --> 01:18:00,000
Spiders.

1468
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:04,120
Spiders.

1469
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:12,520
Spiders.

1470
01:18:14,260 --> 01:18:16,000
Is that the best you can come up with?

1471
01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:24,400
Is that the best you can come up with?

1472
01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:26,400
Spiders.

1473
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:28,400
Spiders.

1474
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:30,400
Spiders.

1475
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:34,400
Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's Spy Scout movement?

1476
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:36,400
Spiders.

1477
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:38,400
Spiders.

1478
01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,400
Spiders.

1479
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:42,400
Number two, Frank McCourt.

1480
01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:44,400
Spiders.

1481
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:46,400
Spiders.

1482
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:52,400
Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan?

1483
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:59,400
*Bell whining*

1484
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:01,400
*Bell whining*

1485
01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:02,400
Fuck you deputy stike!

1486
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:03,400
Here we go.

1487
01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:07,400
Oh no, oh no!

1488
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,400
Watch out man!

1489
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:13,400
*Bell whining*

1490
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,400
You can't carry it.

1491
01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:17,400
*Bell whining*

1492
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:26,400
*Bell whining*

1493
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:30,400
Edward Croden, thank you.

1494
01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:32,400
*Bell whining*

1495
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:34,400
Thanks very much, Croden.

1496
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:36,400
Cro-skin.

1497
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:38,400
We'll come back for that.

1498
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:41,400
Uh, sorry about that again guys!

1499
01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:43,400
*Bell whining*

1500
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:46,400
*Bell whining*

1501
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:53,240
we've no room we're gonna have to put the stuff back in the box and then come back for the

1502
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:57,820
shotgun or whatever it is acid grenade launcher or something

1503
01:19:57,820 --> 01:20:15,340
fucking hell man edward crow did it

1504
01:20:15,340 --> 01:20:24,280
ah more sham no this is shambolic

1505
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:53,220
if I combine the herbs there Pete I don't know if I think it takes up two slots oh no it doesn't I can

1506
01:20:53,220 --> 01:21:02,160
fucking use one of the herbs anyway I'm only on fine now

1507
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:13,600
fucking scary stuff

1508
01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:22,540
bazooka jewel

1509
01:21:22,540 --> 01:21:34,700
bazooka jewel

1510
01:21:34,700 --> 01:21:43,600
bazooka crawl I wonder if we give the fucking crawls a bit of this

1511
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:56,340
see you later

1512
01:21:56,340 --> 01:22:01,840
oh no oh fuck sorry

1513
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:10,280
well you win some you lose some

1514
01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:19,220
I'll be wanking

1515
01:22:19,220 --> 01:22:20,220
thanks very much grugoski

1516
01:22:20,220 --> 01:22:29,160
we'll head out now into the uh

1517
01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:33,480
the fucking dining room there's a few zombies on the stairs above them hanging out

1518
01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:35,780
they need to be taken down a peg or two

1519
01:22:35,780 --> 01:22:44,720
yeah we need to get the contractors in there's a bit of zombie work that needs taken care of up above the dining room table there we cannot bring guests to dinner

1520
01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:53,660
to dinner fucking zombies oh there's they're bleeding there's bits of skin and they stink this one of them stinks

1521
01:22:53,660 --> 01:22:58,500
you know I wouldn't mind if they stayed in a box but they don't they crawl around the house

1522
01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:05,160
leaving bits of feet on the carpet and you have to go around hoovering their fucking feet and skin up

1523
01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:09,320
it's not right it's not fucking right

1524
01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:14,600
I know they've got a heart I know they're people they were people too but they need to be fucking killed

1525
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:24,940
one of them was trying to eat my neck the other day

1526
01:23:24,940 --> 01:23:28,360
I was telling your father the other night he was

1527
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:30,640
snacking and he's

1528
01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:31,820
he's not a pet

1529
01:23:31,820 --> 01:23:33,300
I know you like them

1530
01:23:33,300 --> 01:23:34,920
you want you want to keep them

1531
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:38,220
but they're evil

1532
01:23:38,220 --> 01:23:39,900
and they spread disease

1533
01:23:39,900 --> 01:23:41,140
and they smell

1534
01:23:41,140 --> 01:23:43,300
and they're shitting up the house

1535
01:23:43,300 --> 01:23:44,800
now get them out here

1536
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:48,740
otherwise you can say goodbye to that bazooka

1537
01:23:48,740 --> 01:24:02,320
fucking bazooka this country

1538
01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:06,800
see you later

1539
01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:08,880
sorry about that

1540
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:09,680
not

1541
01:24:09,680 --> 01:24:11,560
oh

1542
01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:14,560
run

1543
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:17,940
don't want to waste that bazooka

1544
01:24:17,940 --> 01:24:18,940
it's class

1545
01:24:18,940 --> 01:24:21,400
we'll give this cunt the uh

1546
01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:23,600
the nine millimeter parabellum rounds

1547
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:24,600
which he deserves

1548
01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:26,600
which is all he deserves

1549
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:37,960
I'll be waiting

1550
01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:39,460
thanks very much

1551
01:24:39,460 --> 01:24:42,400
thank you very much

1552
01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:43,540
anonymous

1553
01:24:43,540 --> 01:24:44,900
two pound seventy

1554
01:24:44,900 --> 01:24:45,600
a bar

1555
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:46,340
a chocolate

1556
01:24:46,340 --> 01:24:47,660
joyces and baliban

1557
01:24:47,660 --> 01:24:51,340
this is a barretta

1558
01:24:51,340 --> 01:25:06,560
thanks very much Matthew O'Brien big from geeslap95 and roisin barrett

1559
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:10,860
shout out to tommy swords jamie aran jimmy and the boys keep the dream alive

1560
01:25:10,860 --> 01:25:12,860
we're keeping that dream alive

1561
01:25:12,860 --> 01:25:15,620
all day, every day, 24-7.

1562
01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:17,780
We never left.

1563
01:25:17,900 --> 01:25:18,800
We never left the dream.

1564
01:25:19,580 --> 01:25:20,440
We never left the dream.

1565
01:25:30,340 --> 01:25:31,500
Yo, yo.

1566
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:32,980
We never left the dream.

1567
01:25:33,180 --> 01:25:34,700
Why? Because I didn't wake up.

1568
01:25:35,220 --> 01:25:37,580
I couldn't fucking wake up. I was in such a deep sleep.

1569
01:25:38,020 --> 01:25:39,160
The dreams were so heavy.

1570
01:25:40,460 --> 01:25:42,280
I need to go and see a doctor about it.

1571
01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:43,620
I can't wake up on a fucking morning.

1572
01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:46,180
I had to sleep in for another three hours then.

1573
01:25:46,620 --> 01:25:47,780
The dream is still alive.

1574
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:49,880
The dream has never died.

1575
01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:51,800
It never died. It'll never die.

1576
01:25:53,020 --> 01:25:54,200
1, 2, 3, 4,

1577
01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:56,240
5, 6, 7, 8,

1578
01:25:56,240 --> 01:25:58,040
9, 10. Then you've got

1579
01:25:58,040 --> 01:26:00,260
11, 12, 13,

1580
01:26:00,460 --> 01:26:01,660
14, 15, 16.

1581
01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:04,280
What comes after that? You guessed it.

1582
01:26:04,340 --> 01:26:05,980
17, 18, 19.

1583
01:26:06,500 --> 01:26:07,600
I'm not fucking stupid.

1584
01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:10,180
20 comes after that. Then you've got 21.

1585
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:12,720
Add another 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,

1586
01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:13,800
7, 8, 9.

1587
01:26:14,260 --> 01:26:15,680
You're looking at 30 after that.

1588
01:26:15,740 --> 01:26:16,720
Then you'll be doing time.

1589
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:17,800
30 to life.

1590
01:26:18,180 --> 01:26:19,580
For doing shit rhymes.

1591
01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:20,840
30 to life.

1592
01:26:21,100 --> 01:26:22,820
For committing hip-hop crimes.

1593
01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:23,820
30 to life.

1594
01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:25,520
Where's your dime?

1595
01:26:25,860 --> 01:26:26,940
Where's your dime?

1596
01:26:27,180 --> 01:26:29,420
You tipped me. Is that a dime in American money?

1597
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:32,180
How much is a dime in American money actually?

1598
01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:33,740
How much is that?

1599
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:34,900
Is that tenner?

1600
01:26:35,700 --> 01:26:36,460
Or a quarter?

1601
01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:38,160
What's the fucking nickel?

1602
01:26:40,260 --> 01:26:43,300
You don't hear from nickel back much anymore.

1603
01:26:43,940 --> 01:26:45,260
What happened to them?

1604
01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:46,740
What's the score?

1605
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:49,300
I heard he shacked up with Avril Lavigne.

1606
01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:54,140
She was still making shit tunes ever since she was a teen.

1607
01:26:55,140 --> 01:26:56,920
She's probably a mother now.

1608
01:26:58,260 --> 01:27:00,240
She's probably a mammy now.

1609
01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:03,180
She's probably a mammy now.

1610
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:05,920
Avril Lavigne.

1611
01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:07,520
It's probably a mammy now.

1612
01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:08,920
Avril Lavigne.

1613
01:27:09,160 --> 01:27:10,520
It's probably a mammy now.

1614
01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:11,960
Avril Lavigne.

1615
01:27:12,280 --> 01:27:13,540
Probably mammy now.

1616
01:27:13,940 --> 01:27:15,000
Avril Lavigne.

1617
01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:16,560
Probably mammy now.

1618
01:27:17,540 --> 01:27:18,460
Skater boy.

1619
01:27:18,860 --> 01:27:19,540
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1620
01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:21,200
Now she's pushing a pram.

1621
01:27:21,500 --> 01:27:22,780
Like she just doesn't care.

1622
01:27:22,980 --> 01:27:25,560
Wonder does she still wear all that stupid goth shit?

1623
01:27:25,680 --> 01:27:27,020
Or is she grown up a little?

1624
01:27:27,280 --> 01:27:29,120
And now she's wearing adult clothes.

1625
01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:31,560
It makes you think.

1626
01:27:32,860 --> 01:27:34,560
It really makes you think.

1627
01:27:36,260 --> 01:27:37,580
Thanks very much for that.

1628
01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:40,620
And that's, again, I'm going on tour with the Japanese baby.

1629
01:27:40,620 --> 01:27:41,620
Bass Slappers.

1630
01:27:43,700 --> 01:27:45,540
They're a gang of fucking slappers.

1631
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:48,200
Who like to play slap bass.

1632
01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:51,860
They're a band of five bassists.

1633
01:27:52,820 --> 01:27:54,280
And they all play slap.

1634
01:27:54,780 --> 01:27:56,880
And they're just called the slappers.

1635
01:27:57,780 --> 01:27:59,720
And they want me to do rhymes for them.

1636
01:28:02,940 --> 01:28:04,180
Let's get back onto this.

1637
01:28:04,260 --> 01:28:04,660
Beretta.

1638
01:28:04,780 --> 01:28:06,800
Beretta M29FS.

1639
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:14,660
Automatic loaded with nine millimeter bullets.

1640
01:28:14,780 --> 01:28:15,380
I'll have you know.

1641
01:28:16,020 --> 01:28:19,080
And don't ever come back with that chat again to me or your father.

1642
01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:22,300
Go and tell your father you've got Beretta.

1643
01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:23,920
Tell him where you got it.

1644
01:28:24,260 --> 01:28:26,300
Tell your father where you got the Beretta now.

1645
01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:28,980
He's not going to be happy with you.

1646
01:28:30,980 --> 01:28:31,880
Watch this cunt.

1647
01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:32,520
Dead.

1648
01:28:33,460 --> 01:28:36,140
Pure bullet slaps to his unliving head.

1649
01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:37,960
Bam.

1650
01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:38,960
Bam.

1651
01:28:39,460 --> 01:28:39,860
Bam.

1652
01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:40,360
Three.

1653
01:28:40,700 --> 01:28:41,680
He's going for four.

1654
01:28:42,280 --> 01:28:43,240
Can we get the knife out?

1655
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:46,600
We'll fucking put one in his back.

1656
01:28:47,940 --> 01:28:48,600
One in...

1657
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:52,280
How many more do you want to take, man?

1658
01:28:55,180 --> 01:28:56,240
And that's him now.

1659
01:28:56,300 --> 01:28:57,260
He stained the carpet.

1660
01:28:57,440 --> 01:29:04,840
We'll need to get fucking Fred Durst and stained to come and play some new metal music to clean up the carpet.

1661
01:29:05,900 --> 01:29:09,360
And just the sound of that new metal music will be so...

1662
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:10,860
It can remove...

1663
01:29:10,860 --> 01:29:13,260
It could remove fucking paint from walls.

1664
01:29:13,380 --> 01:29:14,000
It's so bad.

1665
01:29:14,580 --> 01:29:15,440
It's so acidic.

1666
01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:23,900
We'll push this statue over the edge here now and ruin the fucking table and the...

1667
01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:29,060
Look at that.

1668
01:29:29,140 --> 01:29:29,720
Look what I did.

1669
01:29:29,860 --> 01:29:30,400
Ruined it.

1670
01:29:31,300 --> 01:29:32,160
Ruined the hallway.

1671
01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:34,180
Ruined the whole scenario in here.

1672
01:29:40,740 --> 01:29:41,140
Yeah.

1673
01:29:41,360 --> 01:29:42,600
Schligo spiders.

1674
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:44,000
Shoulder.

1675
01:29:44,140 --> 01:29:45,220
At least not a bag of chips.

1676
01:29:45,380 --> 01:29:46,720
Thanks very much, Schligo spiders.

1677
01:29:51,740 --> 01:29:53,320
Thank you very much, Schligo spiders.

1678
01:29:53,960 --> 01:29:56,660
Hopefully there's no zombosis in here because I've got no herb.

1679
01:29:57,440 --> 01:29:57,700
Oh.

1680
01:29:58,980 --> 01:29:59,640
See ya.

1681
01:30:00,700 --> 01:30:01,500
Bye-bye.

1682
01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:05,700
Jamster, thank you.

1683
01:30:08,760 --> 01:30:09,640
Thanks, Jamster.

1684
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:11,880
Little Jamster.

1685
01:30:11,960 --> 01:30:16,340
Obi-Wan doesn't know what to do with life, but Vicious knows what the crack is.

1686
01:30:16,460 --> 01:30:17,300
Isn't that right?

1687
01:30:17,660 --> 01:30:18,180
Sargey.

1688
01:30:18,900 --> 01:30:19,440
What the fuck is that?

1689
01:30:19,440 --> 01:30:26,980
Grogoski's after ya.

1690
01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:33,400
Grogoski with a one-two-three on the Obi-Wan.

1691
01:30:33,900 --> 01:30:34,660
And you know me.

1692
01:30:36,920 --> 01:30:40,000
Fuckin' Avril Lavigne is ridin' Chad Kroger, man.

1693
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:41,620
They made a couple of fuckin'-

1694
01:30:41,620 --> 01:30:42,160
They made-

1695
01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:45,500
They reproduced and made a bunch of Nickelbacks.

1696
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:50,580
I want the whole town to see me.

1697
01:30:50,660 --> 01:30:53,380
They've got a few baby Nickelbacks.

1698
01:30:54,380 --> 01:30:56,000
They call them the little Schticklebacks.

1699
01:30:56,800 --> 01:30:59,320
When they're drivin' on a weekend to Asda.

1700
01:30:59,660 --> 01:31:01,680
They're like, are the Schticklebacks okay in the back there?

1701
01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:03,840
And Chad looks back and he's like...

1702
01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:08,460
Salinas, thank you very much.

1703
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:13,260
Thanks, Salinas.

1704
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:16,880
Sorry there, I was tryin' to think of what Chad Kroger had said to his fuckin' children.

1705
01:31:17,060 --> 01:31:18,280
Who he calls the Sticklebacks.

1706
01:31:19,060 --> 01:31:19,800
He'd probably go.

1707
01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:30,160
I'm tryin' to think of what the lyrics were.

1708
01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:44,420
Do you know that bass in the fuckin' song in the...

1709
01:31:44,420 --> 01:31:45,620
The Stickleback song?

1710
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:47,340
When he's singin'

1711
01:31:48,660 --> 01:31:50,800
And I was don't know everybody.

1712
01:31:51,400 --> 01:31:52,800
But there's one bass in it that goes...

1713
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:55,380
I'm doing no, I'm not alone.

1714
01:31:55,380 --> 01:31:57,320
I'm doing a body.

1715
01:31:57,320 --> 01:31:59,320
Fuck it.

1716
01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:01,440
It's a waste of time.

1717
01:32:01,440 --> 01:32:03,080
It wouldn't even work as a joke.

1718
01:32:04,160 --> 01:32:05,260
Let's have a look inside.

1719
01:32:05,340 --> 01:32:09,820
Oh, we can get this, uh, this bead.

1720
01:32:09,980 --> 01:32:11,380
There's a glowing bead.

1721
01:32:12,260 --> 01:32:13,540
There's nothing inside.

1722
01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:14,540
Au contraire.

1723
01:32:14,660 --> 01:32:16,740
Look there in front of your eyes.

1724
01:32:16,980 --> 01:32:18,000
Use your eyes, Jill.

1725
01:32:21,360 --> 01:32:23,120
Yes, you're ready for patter.

1726
01:32:23,780 --> 01:32:25,360
You're ready for patter, baby.

1727
01:32:28,120 --> 01:32:29,240
You're ready for patter.

1728
01:32:29,780 --> 01:32:30,740
You're ready for patter.

1729
01:32:31,140 --> 01:32:32,480
I'm yearning for your patter.

1730
01:32:33,100 --> 01:32:34,060
It's all good, yeah?

1731
01:32:38,680 --> 01:32:41,000
Oh, we got that blue jewel.

1732
01:32:41,340 --> 01:32:42,980
We've got, we just got a blue jewel.

1733
01:32:43,180 --> 01:32:43,960
A blue jewel.

1734
01:32:44,280 --> 01:32:45,500
We got that blue jewel.

1735
01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:46,960
We got that blue jewel.

1736
01:32:48,460 --> 01:32:50,400
We got that blue jewel, baby.

1737
01:32:51,120 --> 01:32:53,240
Thanks very much to Yurti for patter.

1738
01:32:55,240 --> 01:32:58,360
Yurti for patter, thanks very much for your blue jewel.

1739
01:32:58,720 --> 01:33:01,380
25 jewels in my little jewel purse.

1740
01:33:01,640 --> 01:33:04,080
I brought the jewel purse over to Chakroger.

1741
01:33:04,660 --> 01:33:07,160
That's an abbreviation for Chad Kroger.

1742
01:33:07,540 --> 01:33:10,160
He said, what's going on with that, man?

1743
01:33:10,420 --> 01:33:12,160
I said, it's a blue jewel, Chad.

1744
01:33:12,240 --> 01:33:13,280
Have a look at it.

1745
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:15,100
Size it up real quick.

1746
01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:17,340
Before the missus comes home.

1747
01:33:17,660 --> 01:33:24,640
Avril, she'll get sick if she sees you hanging out with me and holding my jewels in your hands.

1748
01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:31,880
While you're looking at my blue jewel, Chad Kroger.

1749
01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:32,500
Sing me a song, Chad.

1750
01:33:32,500 --> 01:33:34,000
Sing me a song, Chad.

1751
01:33:34,340 --> 01:33:35,500
Sing me a song, Chad.

1752
01:33:35,840 --> 01:33:37,660
I used to feel like you were my dad.

1753
01:33:38,200 --> 01:33:41,400
When you sang about the grungy stuff.

1754
01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:44,100
Remember the tune you did for Spider-Man 2?

1755
01:33:45,260 --> 01:33:46,440
The movie, Chad.

1756
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:49,520
What are you at now anyway, Chad?

1757
01:33:49,940 --> 01:33:50,840
Where are the hits?

1758
01:33:51,620 --> 01:33:54,320
Are you fucking traveling or are you playing gigs?

1759
01:33:54,940 --> 01:33:56,860
You should play Vicar Street, Chad.

1760
01:33:58,980 --> 01:33:59,420
Hello?

1761
01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:03,840
Are you playing Vicar Street anytime soon?

1762
01:34:04,060 --> 01:34:04,820
Can you get me in?

1763
01:34:05,940 --> 01:34:08,300
A fucking backstage or something or a comp.

1764
01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:11,000
I'll buy a shirt from your merch stand.

1765
01:34:14,460 --> 01:34:16,180
Wait, is Avril around today, is she?

1766
01:34:16,180 --> 01:34:18,560
That's all I got there.

1767
01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:19,100
I wasn't...

1768
01:34:19,100 --> 01:34:21,360
I fucking wasn't feeling that one, lads.

1769
01:34:22,340 --> 01:34:23,320
Wasn't feeling that one.

1770
01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:26,140
I tried my best because the 25 came in from Yerty.

1771
01:34:26,140 --> 01:34:29,760
I thought I had to fucking bust my balls, but nothing came of it.

1772
01:34:32,040 --> 01:34:32,860
I'm trying...

1773
01:34:32,860 --> 01:34:33,660
I'll fucking do it.

1774
01:34:33,720 --> 01:34:35,560
I'll try and do a better one the next time.

1775
01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:36,140
I mean, it's not...

1776
01:34:36,820 --> 01:34:40,280
It's an hour and a half deep into it and it's 20 to midnight.

1777
01:34:40,420 --> 01:34:40,900
I'm getting...

1778
01:34:40,900 --> 01:34:42,240
I'm fucking wrecked.

1779
01:34:42,240 --> 01:34:48,960
Now, let's move on and we'll see how we get on there.

1780
01:34:57,400 --> 01:34:58,400
Turn the volume up.

1781
01:35:01,400 --> 01:35:01,760
Crest!

1782
01:35:02,380 --> 01:35:03,640
Can we take the crest?

1783
01:35:03,760 --> 01:35:05,040
They're giving everything to us today.

1784
01:35:05,620 --> 01:35:06,760
Crest, can't carry it.

1785
01:35:08,700 --> 01:35:09,700
Oh, it's a shame.

1786
01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:12,360
What about this clock here?

1787
01:35:12,480 --> 01:35:13,640
Is there anything you can do with this?

1788
01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:14,700
Can you move that?

1789
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:18,080
Maybe you can put a fucking...

1790
01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:19,740
Dusty looking grandfather in it.

1791
01:35:20,240 --> 01:35:21,020
Maybe you can push it.

1792
01:35:22,620 --> 01:35:22,900
No.

1793
01:35:22,900 --> 01:35:42,440
Fallen comrade.

1794
01:35:42,560 --> 01:35:42,960
Thank you.

1795
01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:44,960
Comrade 182.

1796
01:35:46,860 --> 01:35:49,360
I've got Chernobyl to look at now.

1797
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:50,920
I didn't watch it last night.

1798
01:35:51,060 --> 01:35:52,840
I didn't see it last night.

1799
01:35:52,960 --> 01:35:55,240
I didn't see it yesterday, but I was at it last night.

1800
01:35:55,740 --> 01:35:56,640
Did you see Chernobyl?

1801
01:35:57,100 --> 01:35:59,560
I didn't see it yesterday, but I saw it last night.

1802
01:36:00,580 --> 01:36:01,540
Thanks very much.

1803
01:36:01,900 --> 01:36:02,260
Big...

1804
01:36:02,260 --> 01:36:04,000
Big Rogoski man.

1805
01:36:05,700 --> 01:36:07,100
It's fucking locked.

1806
01:36:08,720 --> 01:36:11,360
Which is the fastest way to get to a save room now?

1807
01:36:12,640 --> 01:36:15,180
I know there's a save thing there, but I have no ink ribbon.

1808
01:36:16,700 --> 01:36:18,200
Probably through these doors, is it?

1809
01:36:18,480 --> 01:36:18,700
No.

1810
01:36:19,440 --> 01:36:21,740
Yeah, no, yeah, probably through these doors.

1811
01:36:22,620 --> 01:36:23,700
Face the hounds of hell then.

1812
01:36:24,240 --> 01:36:25,940
Been a long time since we saved it.

1813
01:36:27,060 --> 01:36:29,400
We could be goosing ourselves here.

1814
01:36:29,400 --> 01:36:30,400
Okay.

1815
01:36:49,260 --> 01:36:51,320
Bovril Lavigne machines.

1816
01:36:52,040 --> 01:36:52,380
Mew!

1817
01:36:52,820 --> 01:36:53,800
Good luck.

1818
01:36:54,340 --> 01:36:56,780
A meaty, meaty, grungy, tasty drink.

1819
01:36:56,780 --> 01:36:56,900
Okay.

1820
01:37:09,840 --> 01:37:13,060
I don't want to go there because the dogs will fucking tear you to shreds.

1821
01:37:14,260 --> 01:37:21,780
Maybe go back up for the last, the, the other, the other room we were in.

1822
01:37:21,780 --> 01:37:37,140
Up the stairs we go, up the apples and pears.

1823
01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:42,160
Advil Lavigne.

1824
01:37:45,340 --> 01:37:46,860
That's what Chad calls her.

1825
01:37:47,660 --> 01:37:49,900
When he's giving, when she's giving out sticks.

1826
01:37:57,900 --> 01:37:59,180
Advil Lavigne.

1827
01:38:04,460 --> 01:38:04,900
Yeah.

1828
01:38:04,900 --> 01:38:05,020
Yeah.

1829
01:38:05,420 --> 01:38:07,860
Why'd you have to go make things so complicated?

1830
01:38:08,480 --> 01:38:09,180
You kids.

1831
01:38:10,740 --> 01:38:11,140
Yeah.

1832
01:38:11,940 --> 01:38:13,220
He was a skater, boy.

1833
01:38:13,740 --> 01:38:15,200
He said see you later, boy.

1834
01:38:15,860 --> 01:38:16,600
You kids.

1835
01:38:19,180 --> 01:38:21,840
Advil Lavigne is playing Bohola.

1836
01:38:22,080 --> 01:38:22,720
Bohola.

1837
01:38:23,900 --> 01:38:25,280
Bohola Bowl next week.

1838
01:38:26,840 --> 01:38:30,920
We've got tickets to the fucking Advil Lavigne gig in the Bohola Bowl.

1839
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:36,440
If they built a stadium in Bohola and called it the Bohola Bowl, that would be fucking class.

1840
01:38:37,580 --> 01:38:39,120
It's just basic alliteration.

1841
01:38:40,500 --> 01:38:41,620
Adblock Lavigne.

1842
01:38:44,500 --> 01:38:45,520
Average poutine.

1843
01:38:49,700 --> 01:38:50,380
Fuck it, man.

1844
01:38:50,740 --> 01:38:51,520
Gonna turn in.

1845
01:38:52,040 --> 01:38:53,660
Just gonna fucking turn in, man.

1846
01:38:53,720 --> 01:38:56,880
It was a tough, it was a tough fucking hour and a half, like, you know.

1847
01:38:59,180 --> 01:39:00,340
The Ebola Bowl.

1848
01:39:08,340 --> 01:39:09,860
The big Grigosky.

1849
01:39:13,140 --> 01:39:14,800
The big Grigosky.

1850
01:39:15,140 --> 01:39:17,820
Who says Lad Choder and Advil Lavigne.

1851
01:39:18,580 --> 01:39:19,660
And Jimmy Jusus.

1852
01:39:19,760 --> 01:39:23,700
Did you ever see the conspiracy about Advil Lavigne being a fake because the real one died?

1853
01:39:24,240 --> 01:39:26,080
We might have a look at that now before bed.

1854
01:39:26,600 --> 01:39:28,140
Or will it give us the willies?

1855
01:39:29,540 --> 01:39:30,780
I'll be waiting.

1856
01:39:31,300 --> 01:39:32,600
Bug the Sanky, man.

1857
01:39:34,460 --> 01:39:35,740
I'll be waiting.

1858
01:39:36,340 --> 01:39:37,340
Blue Jewel.

1859
01:39:37,340 --> 01:39:42,300
We can, you can advise me on these while I'm gonna stick into the box the next day.

1860
01:39:42,340 --> 01:39:45,100
But I'm gonna just ink ribbon it up and go save us.

1861
01:39:45,280 --> 01:39:46,860
And we can watch the Advil Lavigne.

1862
01:39:48,300 --> 01:39:48,980
Before bed.

1863
01:39:49,580 --> 01:39:49,980
Conspiracy.

1864
01:39:50,620 --> 01:39:52,300
You can save your progress with this.

1865
01:39:53,500 --> 01:39:54,160
Will you use it?

1866
01:39:54,420 --> 01:39:54,640
Yeah.

1867
01:40:01,180 --> 01:40:01,580
Oh.

1868
01:40:01,580 --> 01:40:02,060
Oh.

1869
01:40:02,060 --> 01:40:03,060
Oh.

1870
01:40:03,060 --> 01:40:04,060
Oh.

1871
01:40:04,060 --> 01:40:05,060
Oh.

1872
01:40:05,060 --> 01:40:35,040
Thank you.

1873
01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:59,120
Thank you very much.

1874
01:40:59,120 --> 01:41:01,120
Thank you.

1875
01:41:01,120 --> 01:41:13,120
Thank you.

1876
01:41:13,120 --> 01:41:15,120
Thank you.

1877
01:41:15,120 --> 01:41:17,120
Thank you.

1878
01:41:17,120 --> 01:41:19,120
Thank you.

1879
01:41:19,120 --> 01:41:21,120
Thank you.

1880
01:41:21,120 --> 01:41:23,120
You didn't even hear that.

1881
01:41:23,120 --> 01:41:25,120
Listen to this.

1882
01:41:25,120 --> 01:41:27,120
Listen to the fuck up.

1883
01:41:27,120 --> 01:41:29,120
He fucks it up.

1884
01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:31,120
One sec.

1885
01:41:31,120 --> 01:41:37,120
Alright, move me out the way.

1886
01:41:37,120 --> 01:41:41,120
Why is that fucked up?

1887
01:41:41,120 --> 01:41:43,120
I'm sorry about this.

1888
01:41:43,120 --> 01:41:45,120
Listen to what he says.

1889
01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:47,120
Listen to what he says.

1890
01:41:57,120 --> 01:41:59,120
I wish you'd heard that.

1891
01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:01,120
One, two.

1892
01:42:01,120 --> 01:42:03,120
You can hear me now.

1893
01:42:03,120 --> 01:42:07,120
Avril Lavigne finally responds to death threat.

1894
01:42:07,120 --> 01:42:09,120
I'm sorry death conspiracy.

1895
01:42:09,120 --> 01:42:13,120
For those who don't know that Avril Lavigne finally responds to death threat.

1896
01:42:13,120 --> 01:42:15,120
I'm sorry death conspiracies.

1897
01:42:15,120 --> 01:42:21,120
Death conspiracies for those who don't know there's been a Avril Lavigne finally responds to death threat.

1898
01:42:21,120 --> 01:42:23,120
I'm sorry death conspiracy.

1899
01:42:23,120 --> 01:42:33,120
Like she had death threats and the media were all like going.

1900
01:42:33,120 --> 01:42:35,120
When's she gonna fucking respond to these cunts man.

1901
01:42:35,120 --> 01:42:37,120
Like you have to respond to the death threats.

1902
01:42:37,120 --> 01:42:39,120
Like you have to respond to the death threats.

1903
01:42:39,120 --> 01:42:41,120
You can't just put them away to bed.

1904
01:42:41,120 --> 01:42:45,120
Because they don't warrant your, they don't deserve your attention.

1905
01:42:49,120 --> 01:42:55,120
Avril Lavigne was, she responded to the death threats and she went, not only did she respond but she went public with the response.

1906
01:42:55,120 --> 01:42:59,120
And we were all like, ah finally man she's fucking got back to the cunts.

1907
01:43:01,120 --> 01:43:05,120
Avril Lavigne finally responds to death threat, I'm sorry death conspiracies.

1908
01:43:05,120 --> 01:43:06,120
Death conspiracies.

1909
01:43:06,120 --> 01:43:15,120
For those who don't know there's been a theory that the current Avril, the current one you're seeing is allegedly a clone named Melissa.

1910
01:43:15,120 --> 01:43:17,120
In today's 20 minutes of the day.

1911
01:43:17,120 --> 01:43:18,120
Okay so the singer.

1912
01:43:19,120 --> 01:43:22,120
Is he just shit, like she's laughing.

1913
01:43:22,120 --> 01:43:24,120
We've stumbled on gold here.

1914
01:43:26,120 --> 01:43:28,120
I don't know why I find this so funny man.

1915
01:43:28,120 --> 01:43:29,120
It's only had 18,000 views.

1916
01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:30,120
It's not meant to be funny.

1917
01:43:30,120 --> 01:43:31,120
It's not meant to be funny.

1918
01:43:32,120 --> 01:43:33,120
This guy is fucking brilliant.

1919
01:43:36,120 --> 01:43:40,120
Avril Lavigne finally responds to death threat, I'm sorry death conspiracies.

1920
01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:41,120
Death conspiracies.

1921
01:43:41,120 --> 01:43:50,120
For those who don't know there's been a theory that the current Avril, the current one you're seeing is allegedly a clone named Melissa.

1922
01:43:50,120 --> 01:43:51,120
In today's crazy news of the day.

1923
01:43:51,120 --> 01:43:51,120
In today's crazy news of the day.

1924
01:43:51,120 --> 01:43:51,120
Okay so the singer was asked by a radio show.

1925
01:43:51,120 --> 01:43:51,120
In Australia.

1926
01:43:51,120 --> 01:43:52,120
In today's crazy news of the day.

1927
01:43:52,120 --> 01:43:53,120
Okay so the singer was asked by a radio show.

1928
01:43:53,120 --> 01:43:54,120
In Australia.

1929
01:43:54,120 --> 01:43:55,120
In Australia.

1930
01:43:55,120 --> 01:43:56,120
A clone named Melissa.

1931
01:43:56,120 --> 01:44:00,120
A clone named Melissa.

1932
01:44:00,120 --> 01:44:02,120
A clone named Melissa.

1933
01:44:02,120 --> 01:44:04,120
Current Avril.

1934
01:44:04,120 --> 01:44:10,120
The current one you're seeing is allegedly a clone named Melissa.

1935
01:44:10,120 --> 01:44:30,300
A clone named Melissa. A clone named Melissa. A clone named Melissa. A clone named Melissa. A clone named Melissa. A clone named Melissa.

1936
01:44:30,300 --> 01:44:56,940
A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone. A clone named. A clone. A clone. Allegedly a clone named Melissa.

1937
01:44:56,940 --> 01:44:57,940
Melissa.

1938
01:44:57,940 --> 01:44:59,940
In today's crazy news of the day.

1939
01:44:59,940 --> 01:45:01,940
Okay, so the singer is crazy news of the day.

1940
01:45:01,940 --> 01:45:02,940
A-sa.

1941
01:45:02,940 --> 01:45:03,940
In-lissa.

1942
01:45:03,940 --> 01:45:04,940
Named Melissa.

1943
01:45:04,940 --> 01:45:05,940
In-aimed me-lissa.

1944
01:45:05,940 --> 01:45:06,940
In-aimed me-lissa.

1945
01:45:06,940 --> 01:45:07,940
In-aimed me-lissa.

1946
01:45:07,940 --> 01:45:08,940
In-aimed me-lissa.

1947
01:45:08,940 --> 01:45:09,940
Melissa.

1948
01:45:09,940 --> 01:45:10,940
Melissa.

1949
01:45:10,940 --> 01:45:11,940
Melissa.

1950
01:45:11,940 --> 01:45:12,940
Melissa.

1951
01:45:12,940 --> 01:45:13,940
In-aimed me-lissa.

1952
01:45:13,940 --> 01:45:14,940
Melissa.

1953
01:45:14,940 --> 01:45:15,940
Melissa.

1954
01:45:15,940 --> 01:45:16,940
Melissa.

1955
01:45:16,940 --> 01:45:17,940
Melissa.

1956
01:45:17,940 --> 01:45:19,940
In today's-aimed me-lissa.

1957
01:45:19,940 --> 01:45:20,940
Melissa.

1958
01:45:20,940 --> 01:45:21,940
In today's-aimed me-lissa.

1959
01:45:21,940 --> 01:45:22,940
Melissa.

1960
01:45:22,940 --> 01:45:23,940
In today's-aimed me-lissa.

1961
01:45:23,940 --> 01:45:24,940
Melissa.

1962
01:45:24,940 --> 01:45:25,940
Melissa.

1963
01:45:25,940 --> 01:45:26,940
Melissa.

1964
01:45:26,940 --> 01:45:27,940
In today's crazy news of the day.

1965
01:45:27,940 --> 01:45:28,940
Melissa.

1966
01:45:28,940 --> 01:45:29,940
In today's crazy news of the day.

1967
01:45:29,940 --> 01:45:30,940
Melissa.

1968
01:45:30,940 --> 01:45:31,940
Is allegedly-a-clone.

1969
01:45:31,940 --> 01:45:32,940
Okay.

1970
01:45:32,940 --> 01:45:36,940
Just so weird that-so they said that Avril-this-here's the theory-this is all an alleged theory.

1971
01:45:36,940 --> 01:45:37,940
This is not-these are not factual.

1972
01:45:37,940 --> 01:45:38,940
This is all alleged.

1973
01:45:38,940 --> 01:45:39,940
That Avril was so successful.

1974
01:45:39,940 --> 01:45:41,940
Her-her first album, Let Go, came out 2005.

1975
01:45:41,940 --> 01:45:43,940
Skaterboy, I'm with you.

1976
01:45:43,940 --> 01:45:45,940
So we know that she was this huge pop star.

1977
01:45:45,940 --> 01:45:46,940
Okay.

1978
01:45:46,940 --> 01:45:47,940
But she couldn't handle being famous.

1979
01:45:47,940 --> 01:45:51,940
So the record label decided to remove Avril and have this new girl-

1980
01:45:51,940 --> 01:45:52,940
Malone.

1981
01:45:52,940 --> 01:45:53,940
In 2005, but-

1982
01:45:53,940 --> 01:45:57,940
Don't ever leave me alone with Clarissa.

1983
01:45:57,940 --> 01:45:59,940
That's what fans thought.

1984
01:45:59,940 --> 01:46:00,940
That's what fans thought.

1985
01:46:00,940 --> 01:46:01,940
Okay.

1986
01:46:01,940 --> 01:46:02,940
Right.

1987
01:46:02,940 --> 01:46:04,940
But Avril also had an album in 2004.

1988
01:46:04,940 --> 01:46:05,940
So it's just really weird.

1989
01:46:05,940 --> 01:46:07,940
This is really weird.

1990
01:46:07,940 --> 01:46:08,940
Exactly.

1991
01:46:08,940 --> 01:46:09,940
It's so bizarre to me.

1992
01:46:09,940 --> 01:46:16,940
And I know a lot of people think that this is like a whole new person because of the fashion.

1993
01:46:16,940 --> 01:46:17,940
Yeah.

1994
01:46:17,940 --> 01:46:18,940
Yeah.

1995
01:46:18,940 --> 01:46:21,940
You know she used to dress grungy and now she's all in like these beautiful dresses.

1996
01:46:21,940 --> 01:46:24,940
But you guys, that's just evolution of one's fashion style.

1997
01:46:24,940 --> 01:46:25,940
Right.

1998
01:46:25,940 --> 01:46:26,940
Guys.

1999
01:46:26,940 --> 01:46:27,940
I mean you died and you have a clone.

2000
01:46:27,940 --> 01:46:28,940
No and it-

2001
01:46:28,940 --> 01:46:31,940
A blown in Clarissa.

2002
01:46:31,940 --> 01:46:33,940
A tone.

2003
01:46:33,940 --> 01:46:37,940
Did she ever atone for her pisser.

2004
01:46:37,940 --> 01:46:41,940
She was zoned on a gisser.

2005
01:46:41,940 --> 01:46:44,940
She got blown on her kisser.

2006
01:46:44,940 --> 01:46:50,940
Apparently, she's a phone on a misser.

2007
01:46:50,940 --> 01:46:53,940
A clone named Melissa.

2008
01:46:53,940 --> 01:46:56,940
Allegedly, a clone named Melissa.

2009
01:46:56,940 --> 01:47:02,940
In some of her songs, she had a song called Slipped Away that there was lyrics referring to her leaving and removing something.

2010
01:47:02,940 --> 01:47:06,940
So they go down this rabbit hole of, ooh, she's singing about it.

2011
01:47:06,940 --> 01:47:07,940
It's in the lyrics.

2012
01:47:07,940 --> 01:47:08,940
It's in the music.

2013
01:47:08,940 --> 01:47:09,940
But I don't know.

2014
01:47:09,940 --> 01:47:10,940
I actually like conspiracy theories.

2015
01:47:10,940 --> 01:47:17,940
I think it's really fun to get the clues because sometimes, and you guys have to tweet me, they make sense.

2016
01:47:17,940 --> 01:47:19,940
This one just not makes sense.

2017
01:47:19,940 --> 01:47:20,940
I'm over it.

2018
01:47:20,940 --> 01:47:24,940
Allegedly, a clone named Melissa.

2019
01:47:24,940 --> 01:47:25,940
In today's crazy-

2020
01:47:25,940 --> 01:47:26,940
A phone-

2021
01:47:26,940 --> 01:47:29,940
In a-

2022
01:47:29,940 --> 01:47:30,940
And a chis-

2023
01:47:30,940 --> 01:47:32,940
A toned for her pisser.

2024
01:47:32,940 --> 01:47:34,940
A-

2025
01:47:34,940 --> 01:47:35,940
A-

2026
01:47:35,940 --> 01:47:36,940
Tyrone-

2027
01:47:36,940 --> 01:47:38,940
Named Melissa.

2028
01:47:38,940 --> 01:47:40,940
A phone is a misser.

2029
01:47:40,940 --> 01:47:42,940
A clone named Melissa.

2030
01:47:42,940 --> 01:47:45,940
He got boned by Clarissa.

2031
01:47:45,940 --> 01:47:47,940
A clone named Melissa.

2032
01:47:47,940 --> 01:47:48,940
Melissa.

2033
01:47:48,940 --> 01:47:49,940
In today's crazy news of the day.

2034
01:47:49,940 --> 01:47:50,940
Okay, so-

2035
01:47:50,940 --> 01:47:58,940
Let's have a look at the fucking wedding, man.

2036
01:47:58,940 --> 01:48:00,940
Averill and Chad's wedding, hey.

2037
01:48:00,940 --> 01:48:02,940
Did you get the invite to fucking Averill and Chad?

2038
01:48:02,940 --> 01:48:03,940
Are the games still on?

2039
01:48:03,940 --> 01:48:05,940
Look, the Averill and Chad-

2040
01:48:05,940 --> 01:48:05,940
We-

2041
01:48:05,940 --> 01:48:08,940
We over at fucking Averill and Chad's wedding, hey.

2042
01:48:08,940 --> 01:48:09,940
It was shocking.

2043
01:48:10,940 --> 01:48:11,940
Load of fucking skaterpunks.

2044
01:48:13,940 --> 01:48:14,940
Sad asses reddit.

2045
01:48:14,940 --> 01:48:14,940
You know that I'm a crazy bitch.

2046
01:48:14,940 --> 01:48:15,940
I do what I want when I feel like it.

2047
01:48:15,940 --> 01:48:16,940
Clone.

2048
01:48:16,940 --> 01:48:17,940
Clone.

2049
01:48:17,940 --> 01:48:18,940
Melissa.

2050
01:48:18,940 --> 01:48:19,940
Melissa.

2051
01:48:19,940 --> 01:48:20,940
Phone.

2052
01:48:20,940 --> 01:48:21,940
Geek-er.

2053
01:48:21,940 --> 01:48:22,940
Phone.

2054
01:48:22,940 --> 01:48:23,940
Phone.

2055
01:48:23,940 --> 01:48:24,940
Up your geeker.

2056
01:48:24,940 --> 01:48:25,940
Phone.

2057
01:48:25,940 --> 01:48:25,940
Up your geeker.

2058
01:48:25,940 --> 01:48:37,940
*music*

2059
01:48:37,940 --> 01:48:55,240
Clone Melissa Melissa phone Geeker a phone up your Geeker zoned in your sicker

2060
01:48:55,240 --> 01:49:06,580
You got bones in your slippers cloned by Melissa.

2061
01:49:06,580 --> 01:49:32,980
Owned by your sister. Bones. Goal with a Schlitter. Stone with her sister.

2062
01:49:32,980 --> 01:50:01,700
This is fucking rubbish. This is just photographs of her fucking getting off a boat. Look at Chad's face, man. Looks like a PlayStation 2 character. Who did the rendering? Chad's face got fucking polygon for the wedding, man. Did you see Chad Kroger's face, man? Polygonal dreams, man.

2063
01:50:01,700 --> 01:50:23,400
Fucking Photoshop. Never made it as a polygon. Never made it as a siphon filter. This is how they've abused me. This is how I really look. Yeah. Yeah. No, no.

2064
01:50:23,400 --> 01:50:33,880
So, the romantic couple exchange vowels by candlelight. By candlelight. And tell us why their love song will last forever.

2065
01:50:35,320 --> 01:50:36,680
They made a love song, did they?

2066
01:50:56,900 --> 01:51:02,100
Well, I mean, that's it anyway. I can't really go any further with this. We can just hear this one more time.

2067
01:51:02,100 --> 01:51:19,880
A clone named Melissa. A clone named Melissa. In today's crazy news of the day. A clone named Melissa. In today's crazy news of the day. Okay, so the singer was asked by a radio show in Austin.

2068
01:51:19,880 --> 01:51:36,200
What you're seeing is allegedly a clone named Melissa. Clone named Melissa. Clone named Melissa. Clone named Melissa. Clone named Melissa.

2069
01:51:36,200 --> 01:51:43,800
Today's crazy news of the day. Okay. A clone named Melissa. Right, I'll see you later on.

2070
01:51:43,800 --> 01:52:04,360
It just reminded me of the first bit. She's allegedly responded to death threats. She's finally responded to death threats. Who'd send fucking Avril Lavigne a death threat?

2071
01:52:04,360 --> 01:52:13,260
Avril Lavigne finally responds to death threat. I'm sorry, death conspiracies. Avril Lavigne finally responds to death threat. I'm sorry.

2072
01:52:13,260 --> 01:52:33,020
Yeah. That's great stuff. Right, anyway, I'll fuck off and I'll see you later on. It's midnight. I'll send you a few death threats out tomorrow. I'll send you all a few death threats out. Make sure you respond to them quick.

2073
01:52:35,620 --> 01:52:36,420
Thanks very much.

2074
01:52:36,460 --> 01:52:37,280
I'll talk to you later on.

2075
01:52:38,140 --> 01:52:40,020
It was a Freudian slipfished.

2076
01:52:41,820 --> 01:52:42,140
Slipfished.

2077
01:52:42,680 --> 01:52:42,920
Oh, no.

2078
01:52:43,040 --> 01:52:43,760
We'll play us out.

2079
01:52:43,920 --> 01:52:45,280
We need to play us out with a bit of fucking...

2080
01:53:01,380 --> 01:53:02,740
Fucking stained, man.

2081
01:53:03,140 --> 01:53:05,260
A bit of stained and Fred Durst.

2082
01:53:05,260 --> 01:53:11,200
Look at him there, man.

2083
01:53:13,640 --> 01:53:14,640
Goosed out of it, man.

2084
01:53:14,820 --> 01:53:15,420
Depressed.

2085
01:53:16,240 --> 01:53:17,740
Fucking depressed out of it, man.

2086
01:53:17,780 --> 01:53:19,000
With their depressed songs.

2087
01:53:20,860 --> 01:53:23,380
This is you when you play guitar in transition year.

2088
01:53:23,460 --> 01:53:24,480
This is all you could play, look.

2089
01:53:25,080 --> 01:53:28,060
This is all you were capable of on the guitar in transition year.

2090
01:53:28,060 --> 01:53:37,440
And you bring me to mind.

2091
01:53:37,440 --> 01:53:39,740
That's one.

2092
01:53:39,900 --> 01:53:40,940
Lift a bit to screen.

2093
01:53:42,940 --> 01:53:44,440
All this time.

2094
01:53:45,280 --> 01:53:47,000
This is Fred Durst and Steind.

2095
01:53:47,320 --> 01:53:48,660
And I'm going to fucking do a...

2096
01:53:48,660 --> 01:53:51,220
And I managed to get myself...

2097
01:53:51,220 --> 01:53:52,400
A seat in the crowd.

2098
01:53:53,920 --> 01:53:56,340
I wish I could put a fucking echo on my voice here.

2099
01:53:57,740 --> 01:53:58,660
Is there any way of putting...

2100
01:53:58,660 --> 01:54:03,560
And I managed to get myself a seat in the crowd.

2101
01:54:03,560 --> 01:54:09,500
That I could hurt your face...

2102
01:54:09,500 --> 01:54:11,100
Fucking shade.

2103
01:54:13,940 --> 01:54:35,940
All the times when I felt insecure. And I leave my burdens out in my bed.

2104
01:54:39,940 --> 01:55:05,940
I'm on the outside. I'm looking in. I can see through you. See your true colors. Inside you're ugly. You're ugly like me. I can see through you. See through the real you.

2105
01:55:05,940 --> 01:55:11,940
Make something deep. Come on.

2106
01:55:11,940 --> 01:55:18,940
Biloxi. This is the real motherfucking feel y'all.

2107
01:55:18,940 --> 01:55:32,940
Little piper. I'm feeling those lighters. Get off the fucking stage.

2108
01:55:32,940 --> 01:55:46,940
I wish it would end me. Wait today.

2109
01:55:46,940 --> 01:55:58,940
I wish I could taste what I could never have. Three last seconds.

2110
01:55:58,940 --> 01:56:06,940
All those times. That I tried. My intentions.

2111
01:56:06,940 --> 01:56:10,180
We're a stairway to heaven, this is shit!

2112
01:56:14,180 --> 01:56:16,740
Fucking stoner Simpson!

2113
01:56:20,740 --> 01:56:24,740
Stoner man, you're fucking stoner Simpson hey!

2114
01:56:25,540 --> 01:56:30,540
You do well to fucking knock that shit on the head hey, you look sleepy!

2115
01:56:30,540 --> 01:56:33,140
That stuff's making you sleepy man!

2116
01:56:33,140 --> 01:56:34,140
Ha ha ha!

2117
01:57:00,740 --> 01:57:02,140
You're fucking ugly hey!

2118
01:57:02,140 --> 01:57:09,140
I can see through you, see to the real ear!

2119
01:57:17,140 --> 01:57:19,140
It's out of tune you cut!

2120
01:57:28,140 --> 01:57:30,140
All the time...

2121
01:57:30,140 --> 01:57:31,140
Do the Macarena!

2122
01:57:31,140 --> 01:57:32,140
Do the Macarena!

2123
01:57:32,140 --> 01:57:33,140
I cried...

2124
01:57:33,140 --> 01:57:34,140
All this wasting...

2125
01:57:34,140 --> 01:57:35,140
It's all inside...

2126
01:57:35,140 --> 01:57:35,140
And I feel...

2127
01:57:35,140 --> 01:57:36,140
All this pain...

2128
01:57:36,140 --> 01:57:37,140
Stopped it down...

2129
01:57:37,140 --> 01:57:38,140
It's back again...

2130
01:57:38,140 --> 01:57:41,140
And I'm all inside...

2131
01:57:41,140 --> 01:57:44,140
And I feel...

2132
01:57:44,140 --> 01:57:45,140
All this pain...

2133
01:57:45,140 --> 01:57:47,140
Stopped it down...

2134
01:57:47,140 --> 01:57:49,140
It's back again...

2135
01:57:49,140 --> 01:57:50,140
And I'm all inside...

2136
01:57:50,140 --> 01:57:50,140
It's back again...

2137
01:57:50,140 --> 01:57:51,140
And I'm lying...

2138
01:57:51,140 --> 01:57:52,140
Here in bed...

2139
01:57:52,140 --> 01:57:52,140
And I'm lying...

2140
01:57:52,140 --> 01:57:53,140
Here in bed...

2141
01:57:53,140 --> 01:57:54,140
All alone...

2142
01:57:54,140 --> 01:57:55,140
I can't live...

2143
01:57:55,140 --> 01:57:56,140
And I feel...

2144
01:57:56,140 --> 01:57:56,140
Tomorrow...

2145
01:57:56,140 --> 01:57:57,140
Tomorrow...

2146
01:57:57,140 --> 01:57:57,140
Tomorrow...

2147
01:57:57,140 --> 01:57:57,140
Will be okay...

2148
01:57:57,140 --> 01:57:58,140
But I'm on...

2149
01:57:58,140 --> 01:57:59,140
I'm on the outside...

2150
01:57:59,140 --> 01:57:59,140
And I'm looking in...

2151
01:57:59,140 --> 01:58:00,140
And I can't see through...

2152
01:58:00,140 --> 01:58:00,140
And I'm on the outside...

2153
01:58:00,140 --> 01:58:01,140
And I'm looking in...

2154
01:58:01,140 --> 01:58:02,140
And I can see through...

2155
01:58:02,140 --> 01:58:03,140
And I'm on the outside...

2156
01:58:03,140 --> 01:58:04,140
And I'm looking in...

2157
01:58:04,140 --> 01:58:15,440
I can't live and I feel tomorrow will be okay.

2158
01:58:18,400 --> 01:58:26,100
But I'm on the outside and I'm looking in.

2159
01:58:26,620 --> 01:58:33,580
I can see through you, see your true colors.

2160
01:58:34,100 --> 01:58:36,420
Cause inside you're ugly.

2161
01:58:36,860 --> 01:58:38,160
You're fucking shit, hey.

2162
01:58:40,580 --> 01:58:41,500
Play that zeppelin.

2163
01:58:43,460 --> 01:58:44,800
Play that zeppelin you can.

2164
01:58:50,980 --> 01:58:51,940
There you are.

2165
01:58:52,580 --> 01:58:53,820
There you are, hey.

2166
01:58:54,220 --> 01:58:57,620
Look at you there, sleeping in the bed like an old fucking baby.

2167
01:58:58,640 --> 01:59:00,660
You're nothing but a big baby, man.

2168
01:59:01,680 --> 01:59:02,760
Go back to sleep.

2169
01:59:03,340 --> 01:59:04,420
Keep dreaming, man.

2170
01:59:04,660 --> 01:59:05,900
You're a fucking sleeper.

2171
01:59:07,120 --> 01:59:09,220
I'd say you're some man for the sack.

2172
01:59:09,940 --> 01:59:12,160
I'd say it's hard to wake you up on the morning, hey.

2173
01:59:13,380 --> 01:59:14,920
Forty wings, they should call you.

2174
01:59:15,640 --> 01:59:16,620
Fucking stained.

2175
01:59:17,660 --> 01:59:19,600
Fucking stained glass window, man.

2176
01:59:19,600 --> 01:59:21,920
Fucking stoner.

2177
01:59:21,920 --> 01:59:23,720
Fucking stoner.

2178
01:59:24,420 --> 01:59:25,640
Stoner Simpson, hey.

2179
01:59:26,520 --> 01:59:27,000
He can't.

2180
01:59:27,620 --> 01:59:30,420
How are you meant to take over the fucking rock world?

2181
01:59:31,300 --> 01:59:33,180
You can't even get out the fucking bed.

2182
01:59:34,860 --> 01:59:36,320
Yeah, go back to sleep, stale.

2183
01:59:37,740 --> 01:59:39,600
Go back to fucking sleep, man.