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of the members. Seven of the 11-member board have served over 11 years, and the recommended

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term limit is three terms of three years, so many of them had exceeded that anyway. So

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on all of those issues, it was important to establish whether Sport Ireland, the body

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that's tasked with funding and governance and oversight, is the FAI board.

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Yes, but the role of Sport Ireland when it comes to the FAI is in relation to government

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grant funding, which is, that's where its remit ends. And the FAI, John Tracey revealed,

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has been repeatedly ordered by Sport Ireland, but only to ensure that the money it gets from

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government is being properly used. And he made clear at the hearing yesterday, and on several

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other occasions, that he believes that the Association of Sport Ireland would good value

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for money, that the money that is being provided, that has been used for the purposes that it's

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being provided for. So, what is it that Sport Ireland have found that worries?

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In fact, because part of the terms and conditions of grant approval are that you have to notify

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Sport Ireland in writing without delay if there's any information of your financial position. And in this instance, the FAI board did not do that. So that's a clear part of the terms and conditions. So without anything else, they appear to have breached that.

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The FAI replied to Sport Ireland yesterday to say that they will provide details on the €100,000 loan. This is the loan made by John Delaney to the Association two years ago. They say once the Mazar's review is completed, they may very well give you the same response when they come before your committee next week.

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Well, yes. And Sport Ireland didn't accept that they can't, that the FAI can't give the information before the review is complete. The questions are straightforward. All of those that I've outlined.

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And there doesn't appear to be any reason as to why they couldn't. I mean, you would imagine if the bridging loan was because of the financial difficulties, as they've stated, that that would be clear enough cut.

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And there would be no delay in furnishing that information to Sport Ireland or indeed the Transport Committee.

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Sorry, Madam Minister. What would you do if they do give you that response next week and say that Mazar's haven't completed their review and we'll let you know when they've finished?

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Well, I mean, that will be totally unsatisfactory. Well, what can you do? Well, I mean, the matter for sanctions, etc. is up to Sport Ireland. The committee wants to get answers to these questions. But when it comes to implementing sanctions, that's down to Sports Ireland. But certainly it would paint the FAI board in a very, very bad light.

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The fact that they've had several weeks now to bring forth that information and they haven't done. But it will raise more serious questions too. That they are unable to answer these questions.

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The question is a potential loan and the fact that they haven't complied with the...

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Can anybody get onto the pet fire mountain fucking Bolan? There, there's a plane hidden for it. Amsterdam to Holguin.

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That's right, yes, yeah.

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A plane full of drugs. Probably, it's a dreamliner. Yet again, we've got another dreamliner on our hands.

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The question is, is that the government's going to be a good person to be able to get into the past days?

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And now to change in the Gardaí. In future, officers will be allowed to wear turbans and hijabs as part of their uniform. The Gardaí commissioner, Drew Harris, said the Gardaí needed to become a more diverse organisation.

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It's not something I wanted to do, but I mean, it just needed to be done at this time of day.

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Pet farm is safe, everyone. Pet farm is safe.

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Why is this happening now?

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Well, I think they failed for Irish society. I mean, there are 14,000...

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Good morning there, uh, Owen O'Neill, Owen O'Sullivan, Larry Antony, homeless Gavin McInnes,

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Pilon Tapp, Cal Simpson, Keb O'Shea, Alex Grant, Jim Harbdashian, Jiggy McHugh, Max Atwood, a hijab, and Hindus to wear the turban.

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How are the Hindus? How are the Hindus with it?

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How are the Hindus with it?

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The Kirpan...

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...sword or a small dagger, which members of the Sikh community wear and must wear as part of their religion.

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It's one of five articles of faith, and that proved a stumbling block ten years ago when this was mooted, that Sikhs should also be allowed to join the Gardaí.

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I don't know where Hag is. No kids, three money. I don't know where Hag is.

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There was a Sikh man a number of years back, a man who was told that he couldn't wear a turban.

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Yeah, there was a case and it went to the High Court. My understanding is that the state won the case in the High Court.

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Daniel Collins, how are you from New York? How are you?

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Supreme Court but as is the

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How are you? How are you from New York man? How are you?

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We've got a bad boy going over Cahar Peak. A real bad boy. He's in Amsterdam. He's been in Amsterdam for the weekend.

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And he's still there and it's Thursday. He needed to get the fuck out of there. He needed to walk away from it.

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I've been in Amsterdam for too long. I need to walk the hell away from it. Look at that man.

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A lot of slaves in the sky this morning. Gort is under siege yet again. Islamic fundamentalism and London to Washington.

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No there's no Muslims in the Gordi and there's no Hindus in the Gordi.

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We can't really tell what or who is behind this.

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United Airlines flight 123. I repeat United Airlines flight 123. This baby is going north of Gort.

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No game big.

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Brain slug. How are you? Thanks very much for that brain slug. You say the early snake says your old lady's a worm.

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And this campaign is an attempt to grow this.

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You know me too well.

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Daniel Collins was about to sleep out in New York. The city that never sleeps. But now he'll have to stay awake forever.

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This was a disciplinary process which has not yet come to an end but a decision had been made. The Gordi was basically, his behaviour was of a sexual nature and it was filmed and posted online. The Gordi was wearing an official jacket with a Gordi logo. He was in the footage with a woman who was not a Gordi. The Gordi's face was not shown but an official marked Gordi patrol car was also seen in the film. And I understand that the registration number or part of it was visible.

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And that's how the Gordi was identified after an investigation was commenced. Now the Gordi who's based in the south of the country was suspended. Disciplinary proceedings ensued. An internal tribunal found him guilty of bringing the force into disrepute. And it recommended that he be fined two weeks wages. However the Gordi commissioner refused to accept this. Drew Harris rejected the recommendation of the tribunal. And he wrote to the Gordi offering him the option of resigning from the force.

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A sexual Gord. By that he is right. A sexual Gord.

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Now this is the Gord who had sex with a porn star in the Gordi car. Is that the crack?

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Keep your job as a Gordi. Now the Gordi has 10 days to respond to the commissioner's letter but he can also appeal his case to an appeals board.

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Paul thank you for joining us this morning. Our crime correspondent Paul Reynolds will have news and sport after a short break.

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I have to turn that down man.

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It's annoying.

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Your future in our hands.

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Connor Fowler.

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Sexual Garda.

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One of Marvin Gaye's lesser known hits.

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When I get that feeling...

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I want...

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Sexual Garda.

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Baby.

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The skies are relatively empty this morning as we look upon...

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Connacht.

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And it's...

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Absolute emptiness.

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It's beautiful emptiness.

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There is no...

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Confusion here.

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There is no confusion in the skies above.

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Lies in the skies.

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And then we go over here.

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Look.

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Do you want to live there, do you?

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Oh, wait a sec.

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We compare that...

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To that.

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Ain't no contest, baby.

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There's no one fucking up my sky.

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Ain't no one gonna fuck up my sky.

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Like, what are all...

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What is everyone underneath all that experiencing?

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Like, what are the...

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What are the knock-on effects?

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And I am...

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I'm not a conspiracy wingnut theorist or anything.

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But surely there has to be something...

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Fucking bad about being under all that...

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I...

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I suppose if you think about it...

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The airplane fucking fuel smog...

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Is probably zilch compared to all the...

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The vehicles...

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On land.

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And...

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Factory shite.

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But I mean...

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Still...

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It can't be good.

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Which is why I think the air is cleaner out here.

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Nice and clean.

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Good morning, lunatic.

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Good morning, mellow.

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Kev o shi.

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No kids free money.

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I'll be keeping the 5G out of the fucking...

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Everywhere, man.

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Oh, Connor.

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How are you?

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Fresh trim.

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Got it done about a week ago.

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But it's still...

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It's good to hear that, man.

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Thanks very much.

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Stephen Martinez.

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Where's Mercedes?

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I don't know.

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You need to check out your local Mercedes dealership.

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Prices start at a...

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A startling...

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59,000.

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Although I'm sure you can get models for a lot cheaper than that.

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But you know, if you want to look like a big swinging dick...

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Then you probably want to be buying one of those top...

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Top models.

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What are the Mercs?

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The ones that you'd get in Gran Turismo...

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That have like three letters...

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Like GSM or GLX or...

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They have like a special badge on them.

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And they go like the fucking hounds of hell.

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Jonathan Shortall.

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You're selling the kids, are you?

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Rory Christie.

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How are you, man?

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Long time no see.

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Notifications going off at this hour.

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Yeah.

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Well, the thing is, Rory...

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The sky never sleeps.

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Right now, we've got some...

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Absolute chancer...

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Making his way across Galway.

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Fucking size of that, man.

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Size of that.

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New York JFK.

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John fucking Kennedy, boy.

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All the way over to the Dab.

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747.

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406.

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KLM are a good airline.

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They're a good airline.

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They're a great airline.

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Nice staff.

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Friendly staff.

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Had the pleasure of going on a KLM flight once.

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And I tell you something.

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Really put everyone else to shame.

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No offense to Aer Lingus.

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They do a great job.

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But KLM...

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Unbeatable.

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And the way they...

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They treat you as a passenger as well.

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It's not like you're a bit of...

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A bit of sheep or cattle.

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You're...

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You also get unlimited...

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If you're on one of the fucking long haul jobs.

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They'll just let you keep going to the fucking fridge for a...

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Even if you're one of the...

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Economy...

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Economy class.

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Which is what I was flying.

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Even if you're just an economy class...

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Weasel.

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They still kept letting me go and get more little cans of Heineken.

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And it was fucking...

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I think it was free.

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Moo Moo Land.

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Mr. Scruffy.

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How are you?

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Thanks very much, Scruff.

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Nougat.

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Dutch class.

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Yeah.

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Dutch class.

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Dutch.

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Philip Beattie.

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Your messages keep getting shadow banned.

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Because you're using the word pussy.

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And I've seen three of your messages.

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All relative to...

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What the different types of pussy are.

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In London.

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Connacht.

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And...

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Dutch.

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And Holland.

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There's a filter on the Google chat there.

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So you can't really use fucking curse words.

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And bad stuff like that.

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Don't be going on.

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That it's too sensitive.

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Or anything like that.

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I mean I just...

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I do enough cursing myself.

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I do enough cursing myself.

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Without it being fucking written on the screen.

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Like you know.

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And um...

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There's something even more offensive about seeing a curse word written than there is hearing it.

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I think.

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I might be wrong.

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The Keem BA, KLM Pipe McGonagall is right, yeah.

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How are you, Eggboy2K8?

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Good.

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Five lights.

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Heading to see your boy Owen in Cork tonight.

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You're going to go see Owen, are you?

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I hope you have a good night.

245
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He's a fucking funny fucker.

246
00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:51,960
I can't get down to Cork.

247
00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:54,020
I'm busy protecting the skies at the moment.

248
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,460
And it's a service for everyone else.

249
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:07,020
Philip Beattie, apologies for that.

250
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,160
I get like this sometimes.

251
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:11,320
What, at fucking 20 to 9 on a Thursday morning?

252
00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:14,720
The weekend is approaching, Philip.

253
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,240
Is that it?

254
00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:17,080
You can feel it.

255
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,100
You've got the Friday feeling, hey.

256
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,060
You should go to sleep, Pawn, yeah.

257
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,460
This is breakfast time here, ma'am.

258
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,460
Breakfast time back home, hey.

259
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,100
Conor O'Donnell, shout out to Tom Dillon.

260
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:45,560
Tom Dillon.

261
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:48,160
Shout out to you.

262
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:50,480
Who's this?

263
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,260
It's a moment to cherish for the South Korean.

264
00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:57,680
Senior goal in Tottenham's new stadium.

265
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:01,060
It wasn't a classic goal, but it's an historic goal.

266
00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:03,640
The other goal in the second half came from Christian Eriks.

267
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,220
To secure the victory, which lifts them back into third place.

268
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,980
It was at Man City, was it?

269
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:15,660
Philip, tell your moderators to stop being such a gang of pussies.

270
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,420
There aren't any moderators, Philip.

271
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,500
There are no fucking moderators.

272
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,080
Aidan Ruth, getting deployed to Afghan tomorrow.

273
00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:26,000
Last video I'm watching before I leave for a while.

274
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:26,640
Love you, man.

275
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:27,620
Buy the new Mercedes.

276
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,160
You're not going to fucking Afghanistan, are you?

277
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,540
Can you not watch this in Afghanistan if you are going?

278
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,740
Simon Doyle, good morning.

279
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,280
It's a breakfast roll.

280
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:56,040
I wasn't up all night, Keith.

281
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:56,720
I'm just up.

282
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:04,900
It's not too late to start studying for the French oral tomorrow, Sean.

283
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:10,600
In my opinion, the day before is probably the best time to start.

284
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:15,760
That's what I did.

285
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,560
And look at me now, man.

286
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:21,880
I'm looking at fucking planes on a map.

287
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:28,320
I'm sure this skill will be of use to someone somewhere.

288
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,140
And I say skill.

289
00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,500
There's no fucking skill in it.

290
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:47,820
Kinagad Airlines.

291
00:18:47,820 --> 00:19:04,800
Aidan Ruth.

292
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,980
I wish you all the best.

293
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:08,740
And safe journey.

294
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:09,280
And fucking...

295
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,520
Stay safe.

296
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:33,880
Melon, Faheen and Super Sunday lead.

297
00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:39,260
Faheen is running, lads.

298
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,440
Faheen is running.

299
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,740
Thanks a million, Des.

300
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:44,980
Now, a hard Brexit could cause delays at Dublin Port.

301
00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:48,120
Get down to the bookies and gamble it all the way.

302
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,560
Faheen is running.

303
00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:54,440
That's the stark warning this morning by one of the country's top industries.

304
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,060
I don't know fuck all about horse racing, to be honest.

305
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,900
And, um...

306
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:02,900
It's funny how, like...

307
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:05,900
Little nuggets of knowledge, like a horse's name...

308
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:10,900
Or even a player's name will get you through a conversation...

309
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:12,900
Um...

310
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,900
With people you don't know, like, you know...

311
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:19,620
I hear Faheen's running this week.

312
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:20,800
Oh, yeah, yeah.

313
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:21,800
Great horse, yeah, yeah.

314
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,760
Yeah, that's a great horse, isn't it?

315
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,520
Oh, fucking great horse, yeah.

316
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,300
Yeah, Faheen's a great horse.

317
00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:31,240
Fucking great horse.

318
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,840
I might throw a few quid on Faheen later on.

319
00:20:35,580 --> 00:20:36,700
Oh, you fucking should, yeah.

320
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:38,520
Alright, see you later.

321
00:20:39,180 --> 00:20:41,720
I mean, obviously the conversation wouldn't be like that.

322
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,640
It would go in other directions.

323
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,920
But, I mean, it's just bullshit talk.

324
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:52,360
Blaggin'.

325
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,580
9 to 4 blaggin'.

326
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:58,200
Pure blag talk.

327
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,820
There's a few Ruby Walsh horses running today.

328
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,500
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

329
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,560
Gordon Elliot jab.

330
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,100
Gordon Elliot's some man for the horses.

331
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:18,420
Oh, he's fucking mighty.

332
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:26,420
Just say Willie Mullins in the pub and you're sorted.

333
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,620
It's like letting off a fucking magnet bomb.

334
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,160
Like, people just come and chat to you like...

335
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,160
Fucking horse racing orbiters.

336
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:42,880
You'd do well at the champions hurdle last week.

337
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,620
You'd do well to back him to fucking fall.

338
00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:50,640
You'd do well to back him to fall.

339
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:58,140
If he'd have came in, I would have had the house bought.

340
00:21:58,140 --> 00:21:58,220
Yes.

341
00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,220
Jesus.

342
00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:04,920
Michael O'Leary is some horse.

343
00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:18,600
shout out to Amy McCoy

344
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,700
from Daniel Long

345
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:30,460
Vulcan Raven

346
00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:32,460
thanks very much Vulcan Raven

347
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:34,460
giant and shaman is it?

348
00:22:34,460 --> 00:22:52,240
Charles de Gaulle to JFK is just about to hit Island 80.

349
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:56,320
It's going to hit Newport fairly soon as well.

350
00:22:57,860 --> 00:23:00,360
Hopefully everyone in Slogger is okay.

351
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,480
Big shout out to the Slogger crew.

352
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:12,000
Tommy Swords, how are you?

353
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,700
Growlcore, 7-4.

354
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:22,040
Shout out to Sean Clafferty and all the lads in Gortahawk.

355
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,860
Yeah, sane man, how are you?

356
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:35,820
I should have done that in the Almere, you're right.

357
00:23:36,420 --> 00:23:37,500
You're fucking right.

358
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,120
You're fucking right.

359
00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:42,940
Any crack in Cody's, sane man?

360
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,440
We in Cody's lately.

361
00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:53,200
I hear Enda Kenny goes into Cody's, is he?

362
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,700
Or is that a myth?

363
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:11,560
For this company and agriculture, if England get a cough, we get the flu and that's what's going to happen.

364
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:15,200
But we're going to get pneumonia this time because we're not going to walk out of this.

365
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:16,760
Peter Cahill, how are you?

366
00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:17,460
Thanks very much.

367
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:18,760
It was good.

368
00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:19,400
I enjoyed it.

369
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,240
I enjoyed watching it, that is.

370
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:22,800
He's great.

371
00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:25,120
He's fucking great.

372
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,320
Flying Derry to Liverpool today, any tips flying anxiety?

373
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,620
No, Michael, but we will track you.

374
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:34,000
You are going to be tracked.

375
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,860
Make sure you understand that.

376
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,220
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377
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:42,200
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378
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,220
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379
00:24:43,260 --> 00:24:43,700
How are you?

380
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:47,200
I didn't know that you were involved in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

381
00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:53,300
This guy came to us with this idea of doing a quiz show where the money would be a million pounds.

382
00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:56,900
It took us three years to get it onto television because everybody said the same thing.

383
00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:58,240
Game shows are dead in the water.

384
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:03,100
It has become the most successful game show ever in the world and I was a part of it.

385
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:06,340
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386
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387
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388
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389
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390
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391
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392
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393
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394
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395
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396
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397
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398
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399
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400
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Cody's crack is mighty, Slain Man.

401
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:52,800
Stevie B, you've got a son.

402
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:00,940
Kingster20.

403
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:01,380
How are you?

404
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,460
It's a breakfast roll.

405
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,220
Black puddings in the roll is right.

406
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:04,480
Yeah.

407
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:15,140
Pawn.

408
00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:19,500
I have my crew in India watching you to let me know if anything untowards goes on.

409
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,020
It's almost 4am where I live and I'm watching the Viper.

410
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,040
Fair fucks to you, man.

411
00:26:29,540 --> 00:26:31,100
I did get the roll in Centra, Daniel.

412
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:31,340
Yeah.

413
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:31,400
Yeah.

414
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:47,140
Still no sub to fight flight radar you tight get.

415
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:47,740
Yeah.

416
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:54,860
But I mean, what do you get for the fucking, what do you get for the subscription to flight radar that you don't get?

417
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,320
Do you get to see inside the cockpits?

418
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:58,800
Private fearless.

419
00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:00,720
Who the hell are you, man?

420
00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:01,360
With your tick.

421
00:27:01,780 --> 00:27:02,420
You're verified.

422
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:03,880
Can you get me a tick?

423
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,560
Can you private?

424
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:04,660
Private.

425
00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:08,220
Do you have to be fearless or do you have to keep your private?

426
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,460
What's the story with that?

427
00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:11,080
Are you a private kind of person or?

428
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,740
Peugeot of Charlieville.

429
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:25,120
It's a bit too crispy actually, Connor.

430
00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:25,420
Yeah.

431
00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:25,520
Yeah.

432
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:40,460
What happened with the Rio game I had to leave when you were doing the paths near the ending?

433
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:41,640
Fuck me, man.

434
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:46,360
That was the worst game I've ever played.

435
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,320
Like, the worst section of any game I've ever played.

436
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,020
It just, the paths kept going on.

437
00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:55,240
And what a disappointing ending to the whole fucking thing.

438
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:56,840
The whole shenanigans.

439
00:27:57,260 --> 00:28:01,760
Building up towards this fight with the man who killed your father.

440
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,160
And what are you left with?

441
00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:06,300
A wander down different converging pathways.

442
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,360
And you stare at the water and you're like, oh, the water is nice.

443
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:15,820
Let's contemplate the water and look at the fish and see how it changes colour with the changing of the sun and the time of the day.

444
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,120
Fucking shite, man.

445
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:23,740
And then you get to like some tree and this blossom tree and it's like, the girl's like, oh, you can rest here for the night.

446
00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:26,240
Get the head down and then we'll have a look at the tree tomorrow.

447
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,180
I'm like, I don't care, man.

448
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,280
I don't care about your fucking tree, hey.

449
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,260
Like, where's the fucking fella who killed the owlet?

450
00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:36,640
I want to slap his head off.

451
00:28:37,780 --> 00:28:40,520
But unfortunately, that's just not what they wanted to do with the game.

452
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:46,140
The direction they chose was something more competitive and more kind of like arty farty like.

453
00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:50,380
Never found the killer, no.

454
00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:54,480
I presume that would be in the third one, Jimmy or Derbs.

455
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,560
What's the link to the Geordie with the Seagate phone calls, says Daniel Collins.

456
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:10,080
The link there is the, if you Google Kowloon Seacastle, Kowloon Seacastle, and you'll get a channel called Jimmy Jusus.

457
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,460
And he did that.

458
00:29:12,580 --> 00:29:15,260
And, yeah.

459
00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:19,140
You don't see, you don't see a timed out sesh message.

460
00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:20,960
What does that mean, sane man?

461
00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:22,340
I don't, I don't know what that means.

462
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,160
How is your nan, Jackie Moon?

463
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,640
She was good the last time I checked.

464
00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:29,020
Any chance of the legend of Dragoon?

465
00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:31,780
Never heard of it, man, where I might have a look.

466
00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:33,180
Pawn.

467
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,800
Will you play the third one?

468
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:35,680
Yeah, I fucking will.

469
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:35,680
Yeah, I fucking will.

470
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:42,940
When that comes out, you can, you can guarantee that I'm going to be on that like, like a hot snot.

471
00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:47,660
And that's not a fucking analogy I like to use, especially when I'm eating a breakfast roll.

472
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,860
But it has to be done because I couldn't think of anything else.

473
00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:58,780
Plane simulator, I don't know.

474
00:29:58,780 --> 00:29:58,880
I don't know.

475
00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:12,180
I'd love to do flight simulator and just fly, just fly from Noc to Dublin and Noc to Cork and Noc to Shannon.

476
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:13,820
Noc to Donegal.

477
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,000
All the airports of Ireland, just do that like.

478
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,500
Do you know what?

479
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,720
I'll fucking do that, Peter.

480
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:24,640
I'll fucking, I'll do that.

481
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,980
Imagine the, the, the captain of the plane is Tommy Schlug.

482
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,220
I'll ask Tommy Schlug.

483
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,420
Will he do it?

484
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,780
It'll just fucking crash.

485
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,360
Imagine him taking off from Noc and just crashing into Claire Morris.

486
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:41,660
Pissed.

487
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,780
Chinese year of the chemtrail.

488
00:30:48,740 --> 00:30:49,780
Matthew Hudson, good morning.

489
00:30:49,860 --> 00:30:50,520
Why so early?

490
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:51,600
Why not?

491
00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:55,480
What's your finest dish, Benny B?

492
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,080
Ah, I don't know.

493
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:00,500
Curry or something.

494
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,000
Fuck, Thai curry or an Indian jab.

495
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,280
You're supposed to be working.

496
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,120
Are you?

497
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,200
Says ring of doobie.

498
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:20,380
Well, welcome to the galaxy.

499
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,160
Francis, it's a lovely day outside.

500
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,480
Would you not prefer a bit of spring sunshine?

501
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,360
This is the prelude to the spring sunshine.

502
00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:28,360
I'm going to head out.

503
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:31,580
I think I'm going to do some live plane spotting on such a beautiful day.

504
00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:32,960
It's going to be live.

505
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:37,580
So I'll take the Boeing 747 phone out with me and do a bit of fucking streamage.

506
00:31:39,580 --> 00:31:42,280
The only thing is I can't prove to you with just the phone.

507
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,320
Matthew Blunt, thanks very much for that.

508
00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:46,180
Good morning and I hope you have a great day.

509
00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:49,420
I can't prove to you that the planes are going over.

510
00:31:49,420 --> 00:31:51,980
Like, I've got this flight radar thing behind me now.

511
00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:55,720
And I can show you what's coming and going and we can keep track of them.

512
00:31:56,420 --> 00:32:00,260
But if I'm just like doing a live stream off the fucking phone in the middle of nowhere going,

513
00:32:00,380 --> 00:32:01,300
Oh, look at that in the sky.

514
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,420
Oh, look at that one.

515
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,320
It's like it's over and it's done.

516
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:06,380
I think it might be shit.

517
00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:11,300
I think it might be shit.

518
00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:14,320
I mean, it will be shit.

519
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,440
And it is cold.

520
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,320
Yeah, Steve Jennings.

521
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:17,860
It is, yeah.

522
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,760
Do you often get recognized in the wild?

523
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:23,120
No.

524
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:24,680
Very rarely.

525
00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:25,600
Do you know why?

526
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:26,380
Because look at this.

527
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,240
Look at the air traffic over this part of the world.

528
00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:32,020
Zilch.

529
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:33,080
Yeah.

530
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:34,320
We go here.

531
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,640
Does that refresh?

532
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,380
Well, I suppose it's not a big difference.

533
00:32:42,380 --> 00:32:47,200
You compare it to somewhere like here.

534
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:52,640
I probably, there'd probably be more people recognizing me in fucking London than there would be home.

535
00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:54,040
So it's like perfect.

536
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,020
It's the perfect fucking place to be, man.

537
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,880
It's fucking brilliant, like.

538
00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:02,520
Will Robinson.

539
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,780
I have to unsubscribe.

540
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,060
Well, hope you get on all right, Will.

541
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,740
And it was great having you, buddy.

542
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,520
And all the best for the rest of the day.

543
00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:14,200
Keep it fucking going.

544
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,960
Keep it, keep the power turning.

545
00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:16,900
Keep the wheels turning.

546
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:19,680
Best of luck with you.

547
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,700
Scruffy, I'll be outside.

548
00:33:27,940 --> 00:33:29,540
And I'll fucking show you I'll be outside.

549
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,020
And then you'll be like, all right.

550
00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:31,980
You're outside.

551
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:32,400
Yeah.

552
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,200
Congratulations, Jack Leno.

553
00:33:40,660 --> 00:33:42,280
Live from Knock Airport, NGG.

554
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,500
That's what it will be, yeah.

555
00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:48,600
Go shine lasers at planes.

556
00:33:48,740 --> 00:33:49,580
That'll show them.

557
00:33:49,580 --> 00:33:53,740
Two Irish books, two very different books.

558
00:33:55,740 --> 00:34:00,080
The legend of Tommy Rash of Knock Airport.

559
00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:01,280
Ronan, no, never heard of it.

560
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:06,780
Do you like black coffee?

561
00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:07,920
Nah, milk.

562
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,980
Every cup of coffee needs a drop of milk, right?

563
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,860
When are you going to make more hardy books?

564
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:22,240
I don't make it.

565
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,240
Congratulations.

566
00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:26,320
Congratulations.

567
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:28,740
You're unemployed.

568
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:34,360
You've made the best mistake of your life, Will.

569
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,100
Best fucking mistake of your life.

570
00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:38,580
Why?

571
00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:41,160
Because of this cunt.

572
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,540
Orlando, Chicago.

573
00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:47,840
Traveling to Dublin.

574
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:50,000
Aerolingus flight.

575
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:51,680
EI.

576
00:34:52,180 --> 00:34:53,620
EL124.

577
00:34:57,620 --> 00:34:59,620
Would you ever think of doing an FAQ?

578
00:34:59,780 --> 00:35:01,180
Frequently asked questions.

579
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,080
Pcon 62.

580
00:35:02,340 --> 00:35:02,520
Nah.

581
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:05,460
What?

582
00:35:05,540 --> 00:35:07,140
Just like where on the page?

583
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,620
So it just answers everyone's questions.

584
00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:10,040
I don't know.

585
00:35:12,380 --> 00:35:13,740
That's like a business, is it?

586
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:19,040
Why not go to the airport and ask a load of conspiracy questions?

587
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,060
Do you believe actually going to fly in a pan?

588
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,180
In a plane.

589
00:35:30,180 --> 00:35:34,980
I would only, um, if I did that though, Steve, the guards would be called or some shit.

590
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:40,960
Because, do you know the way people fucking start getting all like weird in airports?

591
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:45,880
Like if anybody is acting weird and strange in an airport, it could be game over.

592
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:53,040
I had my phone taken off me because I was taking pictures of the American flag in the Dublin airport.

593
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,380
And the American guard, uh, the, the cop.

594
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,760
Because they're on, it's American US soil in Dublin airport.

595
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,140
The preclearance is US soil.

596
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,540
And he came over, he's like, what are you doing with your phone, sir?

597
00:36:06,780 --> 00:36:09,040
It's like, uh, I was taking a picture of the flag there.

598
00:36:09,140 --> 00:36:10,380
I didn't realize you're not meant to have your phone.

599
00:36:10,660 --> 00:36:11,560
Give me your phone, sir.

600
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,540
What's the passcode for your phone?

601
00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:15,200
I'm like, uh, fuck.

602
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:16,940
Do you, do you really?

603
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:17,560
Do you need that?

604
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,400
What's the passcode for your phone?

605
00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:20,820
We need to see what you were doing.

606
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,420
It's like, fucking hell.

607
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:24,640
Like, they weren't going to let me on the flight otherwise.

608
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:33,080
They took the phone and it was like, I was, uh, a gnat's knacker away from not getting on the, the flight.

609
00:36:33,180 --> 00:36:34,120
And he didn't give a fuck.

610
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,020
The fella did not give a fuck.

611
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,620
And that's just taking pictures.

612
00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:45,120
So if you go around hassling cunts saying, oh yeah, you, you're not getting on a plane, man.

613
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,220
It's fucking dangerous.

614
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,040
And all this sort of stuff.

615
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,940
You'll be, you'll be kicked out the fucking gaff.

616
00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:54,780
We will be seeing me in the six o'clock news.

617
00:36:56,220 --> 00:36:56,600
Hey.

618
00:36:57,260 --> 00:36:58,620
Anything for the content?

619
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,120
Water of the coconut.

620
00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:04,000
Good morning.

621
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,520
Check out the Denver conspiracy on YouTube.

622
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,180
I might do, yeah.

623
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,280
Why would you do plane spotting?

624
00:37:13,540 --> 00:37:15,900
Aren't you spooked that you might dox your address?

625
00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:22,880
Well, no, because, uh, like I don't live at Nock Airport.

626
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,260
Morning, Goblin King.

627
00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:35,320
Barry, working for the Russians as well.

628
00:37:35,780 --> 00:37:37,360
Hey, Viper, can you turn that plane back?

629
00:37:37,460 --> 00:37:37,800
Thanks.

630
00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:38,800
Nah, sorry, Will.

631
00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:40,900
Don't have that power, I'm afraid.

632
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:43,540
London to Chicago is happening.

633
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,880
You might be able to catch that now if you want to get yourself up to Kalala.

634
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:48,500
There, Will.

635
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,100
And then do a jump.

636
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,560
How can, how far can you jump?

637
00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:54,840
Not high.

638
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,300
White men cannot jump.

639
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,400
I've seen that film.

640
00:37:57,580 --> 00:37:58,440
Did you see that film?

641
00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,280
White men cannot jump.

642
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,800
Fucking classic.

643
00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:07,180
Rory Harrelson and fucking Danny Glover.

644
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:09,520
Donald Glover.

645
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:25,080
Listen to this shit advert.

646
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,660
You are the man!

647
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,840
Wouldn't it be great in life if the things you needed to do anyway came with a reward?

648
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:34,540
Well, as a Super Value Insurance customer, that's exactly what happens.

649
00:38:34,860 --> 00:38:38,060
You get great value on the car and home insurance you need anyway.

650
00:38:38,380 --> 00:38:41,700
Plus, you get rewarded with 50 euro in vouchers to spend in store.

651
00:38:42,060 --> 00:38:44,220
Get a rewarding quote now at supervalue.ie.

652
00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:46,400
Flight to Cactown, now boarding.

653
00:38:46,980 --> 00:38:48,260
That's flight to Cactown.

654
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,340
The rewards and benefits you get for something you have to do anyway.

655
00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:52,620
Super Value Insurance.

656
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,120
Are you sure you haven't got some Tom Hanks, the terminal situation going on at Knock?

657
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:58,580
What's that, Michael?

658
00:38:58,640 --> 00:38:59,380
Did he just live?

659
00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:01,320
I've never seen that fucking film, actually.

660
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:05,020
Does he just go and

661
00:39:05,020 --> 00:39:06,880
Does he stay there and just live there does he?

662
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,200
Iron hand

663
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:27,460
Viper lives at the airport

664
00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:28,520
Exposed

665
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,080
I have a vertical leap

666
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,360
Of 900 feet

667
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,780
Matty Blunt

668
00:39:34,780 --> 00:39:42,640
Bruno I'm in the Almira all week man

669
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,260
Fontaine the Almira was the

670
00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:47,440
Cameo for the Almira

671
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:53,820
Wesley Schnipes

672
00:39:53,820 --> 00:39:58,280
How are you Helen? Good morning

673
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,060
It is a

674
00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:00,840
Breakfast roll

675
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,560
It's gone now

676
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,620
Well it's about to be demolished

677
00:40:04,620 --> 00:40:06,620
Stay with me Willie

678
00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:09,640
Hey watch me demolish this fucking breakfast roll

679
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:22,140
Oh yeah

680
00:40:22,140 --> 00:40:39,640
Oh yeah I remember hearing about that now Michael

681
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:45,200
And does Tom Hanks play a foreign man like a fucking Egyptian fella or something is it?

682
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:55,920
Tommy Schlug ASMR Steve Jennings

683
00:40:55,920 --> 00:41:00,120
Steve were you here 10 minutes ago

684
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,120
When somebody was saying do the fucking

685
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:06,240
Flight simulator

686
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:10,280
I remember David St. Patrick's cartoons

687
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,420
There the last few days of being Tommy Schlug

688
00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:14,680
In a fucking air traffic control tower

689
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,500
And another one in a plane

690
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:20,860
That would be hilarious man

691
00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:23,960
Like he could just be flying from

692
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,860
Knock to fucking Dublin

693
00:41:25,860 --> 00:41:29,840
And talking or reading a book or something

694
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,680
Look at this man

695
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:34,240
Seattle

696
00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:35,720
Grunge city

697
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:36,760
Kirkcobain town

698
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,560
Seattle to Paris baby

699
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,120
Fucking Swinford to Knaf

700
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,160
The town of Swinford

701
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,680
Is really fucking buzzing with air traffic these days

702
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:54,780
Flight Schlugulator

703
00:41:54,780 --> 00:42:00,060
Second camera unit

704
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:00,660
Mama Duck

705
00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:01,940
Knock airport

706
00:42:01,940 --> 00:42:03,800
But he chooses the one day I am without wheels

707
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:10,180
The sound of satisfaction crunching up an empty breakfast roll wrapper

708
00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:19,960
Yeah fuck it man

709
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,580
Flight simulator as

710
00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:34,960
Slug is the next thing is the next thing is the next thing he's from a fictitious country that doesn't exist he has a Slavic accent in the film

711
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,740
As good as good as Hanks

712
00:42:38,740 --> 00:42:41,340
You can't not like Hanks

713
00:42:41,340 --> 00:42:50,080
Like if someone was saying to me I fucking hate Tom Hanks

714
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,000
You'd be like scratching your head going

715
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,640
Trying to think of the things he's been in that have been like where he's been a cunt

716
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,940
Or shit

717
00:42:57,940 --> 00:42:59,860
Like he's been in a lot of good movies

718
00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:02,120
I know like they're popcorn classics

719
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,860
As Greg Turkington would say

720
00:43:04,860 --> 00:43:06,460
But they are fucking good films

721
00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:09,480
He hasn't been in a lot of shit like

722
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:13,880
He'll be president one of the days I'd say of the USA

723
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:23,380
Oprah Winfrey or fucking Tom Hanks or

724
00:43:23,380 --> 00:43:25,740
Ryan Tuberty

725
00:43:25,740 --> 00:43:34,260
Good morning all this is Ryan Tuberty

726
00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:36,800
It is Thursday morning the 4th of April 2019

727
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,840
At 4 minutes past 9

728
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,800
We're here till 10am 51551 is the text number

729
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,600
You can email Ryan at RT.ie

730
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,900
It's really really cold

731
00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:46,240
Very very cold

732
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:50,460
Not for you man you're in a nice warm fucking luxury office

733
00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:51,380
That's what happens in April

734
00:43:51,380 --> 00:43:55,000
But let's move on to immediately to what we're talking about in the papers this morning

735
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:59,360
I suppose it's the cover photo of the Irish Examiner that catches my eye the most today

736
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:03,460
It's an uncredited photograph I presume because it looks like it was taken from someone's phone

737
00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:06,520
And the point being that it is they are images

738
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:11,740
It's a series of three photos from the University Hospital Limerick trolley crisis

739
00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:13,600
If you can imagine just to try and paint

740
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,640
Ah fuck that man

741
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,700
There's too much depression going on at this time of the day

742
00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:26,240
But it's 9.05 I'm gonna have to head off

743
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:29,000
And get outside

744
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,820
And if there is a plane later on I might see it

745
00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:34,340
I'll give you a shout

746
00:44:34,340 --> 00:44:38,300
I'll give you a shout if I'm out there and fucking spotting planes

747
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:41,720
JFK to Manchester

748
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:42,700
Thomas Cook

749
00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:45,460
Airbus A330

750
00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:47,840
Jesus Christ

751
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,220
Jesus Christ

752
00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:53,160
Jesus

753
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:53,800
Jesus

754
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,000
Look at that ball and lock

755
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:01,560
This guy's gonna go into Roscommon

756
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:02,780
Let's have a look at him

757
00:45:02,780 --> 00:45:04,320
Let's see this guy going to Roscommon

758
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,780
It's in Galway, it's in Galway, it's in Galway

759
00:45:06,780 --> 00:45:09,400
Fucking hell man

760
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:13,880
Just entered Roscommon like a fucking demon man

761
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:17,280
No regard for the county of Roscommon

762
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,260
And look at this

763
00:45:19,260 --> 00:45:23,440
Straight past Castle Cout

764
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,360
Not a bother on the current

765
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,480
Heading to Charles de Gaulle, yeah?

766
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,660
He's making himself a little passage

767
00:45:30,660 --> 00:45:32,140
Past passage

768
00:45:32,140 --> 00:45:34,480
You couldn't make this shit up

769
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:49,980
Cobain dead for exactly 25 years today

770
00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:53,240
And you're telling me there just so happens to be a flight

771
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,720
Heading out of Seattle

772
00:45:55,720 --> 00:46:01,000
Read the fucking facts

773
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,360
Okay?

774
00:46:03,980 --> 00:46:07,060
Why was there a plane leaving Seattle

775
00:46:07,060 --> 00:46:10,720
On the day Kurt Cobain had died

776
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:14,320
25 years after he had died

777
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,360
Read

778
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,780
The fucking facts

779
00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:25,300
How long will it take to download Flight Simulator?

780
00:46:25,420 --> 00:46:26,200
That's the fucking thing

781
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:30,240
We might be flying later on man

782
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:33,360
We'll be fucking flying it later on

783
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,000
Look at this cunt man

784
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,400
Heading towards Lock Ray

785
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:38,440
At

786
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,300
500 knots

787
00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:43,560
He's fucking flying it the cunt

788
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,880
He's going over Lock Ray now

789
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,700
Make sure you get

790
00:46:49,700 --> 00:46:51,160
Throw a fucking apple at him

791
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,040
Or something hey

792
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,340
Lock Ray was an inside job man

793
00:46:55,340 --> 00:46:56,440
Look at this

794
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,760
Fucking poor Lock Ray man

795
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:15,460
Slug 2 when scoots are

796
00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:17,080
It's in the pipeline man

797
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,840
I can't say any more than that

798
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,320
Than that

799
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:26,740
I'd love to say more

800
00:47:26,740 --> 00:47:27,480
I really would

801
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:27,840
But

802
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,340
I don't want to be getting fucking hopes up

803
00:47:30,340 --> 00:47:31,740
And then people been going like

804
00:47:31,740 --> 00:47:32,900
Oh when is it out man

805
00:47:32,900 --> 00:47:34,220
And then like

806
00:47:34,220 --> 00:47:37,260
I'm already fucking things up

807
00:47:37,260 --> 00:47:39,200
By telling you there's another one on the way

808
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,480
But that's enough

809
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,000
But I tell you something

810
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,240
Flight Simulator Jab

811
00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:46,840
Flight Schluggulator

812
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:57,840
Cargo Luxe

813
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,840
Cargo Luxe

814
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:02,840
Cargo Luxe

815
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:05,260
Flying from Orlando Chicago

816
00:48:05,260 --> 00:48:06,260
To Maastricht

817
00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:07,020
In

818
00:48:07,020 --> 00:48:08,640
Holland or Belgium

819
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,440
Or Luxembourg

820
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:10,000
Or fucking

821
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,160
One of those places

822
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:22,860
Connor Fowler

823
00:48:22,860 --> 00:48:25,000
The plane is going from Seattle to Paris

824
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,340
Paris the city of love

825
00:48:26,340 --> 00:48:27,180
Courtney love

826
00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:28,920
Look at the facts

827
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:34,120
Pete Daugherty did an interview there

828
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,420
Recently it's gas

829
00:48:35,420 --> 00:48:36,440
Francis Fodder

830
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:37,100
Where is it?

831
00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:38,320
Is he fucked up?

832
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:38,640
Is he?

833
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:38,820
Is he?

834
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,160
I don't want to

835
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,720
If it's low hanging fruit

836
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:45,520
We might give it a blast

837
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:46,680
Ah no I don't know

838
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,120
We'll have a look

839
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,560
Has Tommy a license to fly solo?

840
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:50,800
No he doesn't

841
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:51,320
And

842
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:54,200
The closer he gets to an aircraft

843
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,100
The worse the chances of survival

844
00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:57,440
For everyone around him

845
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:57,940
Is

846
00:48:57,940 --> 00:48:59,480
Even if he's a passenger

847
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,740
He hasn't a license to fly

848
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:03,100
And the last time he did want to

849
00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:03,680
Get on the air

850
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:04,040
He was

851
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,540
He wasn't allowed on the

852
00:49:05,540 --> 00:49:06,340
To leave knock

853
00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:07,640
Because he was so fucked

854
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:12,560
And he was only getting the plane to Liverpool

855
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:12,900
Like

856
00:49:12,900 --> 00:49:15,660
He was going over to Aintree

857
00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:16,560
For the Grand National

858
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:27,060
Spud in mud

859
00:49:27,060 --> 00:49:27,720
Snuff

860
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:28,380
Please

861
00:49:28,380 --> 00:49:30,120
I don't know man

862
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,400
This ain't live leak man

863
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:38,620
This is fucking live lies in the skies

864
00:49:38,620 --> 00:49:40,680
2019

865
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,100
Use your fucking eyes

866
00:49:43,100 --> 00:49:46,800
Screg and Bog is gonna get blasted by Seattle love

867
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:51,380
Courtney loves love letter to fucking Kurt on his 25th birthday

868
00:49:51,380 --> 00:49:53,080
Bye bye

869
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:53,980
Pew

870
00:49:53,980 --> 00:49:55,780
Dead

871
00:49:55,780 --> 00:49:57,780
Nirvana played on Cork

872
00:49:57,780 --> 00:50:00,000
Two days before Nevermind was released

873
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,800
There was a second shooter at the gig

874
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:12,380
Yeah

875
00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:14,000
It's time to move

876
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,060
It's time to move

877
00:50:15,060 --> 00:50:18,020
London to fuck

878
00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:20,200
LA to London is about to hit Mayo

879
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:28,360
Plane simulator where you try and land on Main Street in Swinford

880
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,640
I would love it if there were

881
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:37,380
Like how far away away from an amalgamation of the whole map

882
00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:40,880
Google Maps and then the games world where like

883
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,940
Fucking hell it'd be amazing wouldn't it

884
00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:45,300
How much RAM would you need

885
00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:46,580
You'd need a lot of RAM

886
00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:49,060
Need a hell of a lot of RAM

887
00:50:49,060 --> 00:50:55,000
Is this whole Google games machine gonna fucking work like

888
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:59,560
I mean I know it's gonna work in the future as things progress and get better

889
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:03,880
But I mean in the in the current thing it just looks like it could be fucking rubbish

890
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:08,620
And how will that work for streaming if you're playing games online and then you're trying to fucking stream it as well

891
00:51:08,620 --> 00:51:12,720
I suppose there are bigger questions facing humanity at the moment

892
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:17,780
And all will we'll all find out about that games machine in due course

893
00:51:17,780 --> 00:51:23,660
On a plane by Nirvana as well fucking hell man

894
00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:26,220
So you're telling me

895
00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:27,860
Right

896
00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:34,560
You mean to tell me that there's a flight from Seattle to Paris

897
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:35,320
Seattle

898
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:40,500
On the 25th anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death

899
00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:43,420
There's a plane that's flying from Seattle

900
00:51:43,420 --> 00:51:45,320
And

901
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,200
It's going to Paris

902
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,060
Charles de Gaulle Paris

903
00:51:49,060 --> 00:51:51,380
Paris is the city of love

904
00:51:51,380 --> 00:51:54,860
And he was going out with Courtney Love

905
00:51:54,860 --> 00:51:58,880
And Nirvana had a fucking tune called

906
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,960
I'm on a plane

907
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:04,800
Fucking hell man

908
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,580
Fucking hell

909
00:52:08,580 --> 00:52:12,260
Put the pieces

910
00:52:12,260 --> 00:52:14,300
Put the pieces together in your mind

911
00:52:14,300 --> 00:52:26,680
Bell Mullet's

912
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,560
Bell Mullet is about to be shook

913
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:35,260
Mark Shorthall says

914
00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:36,040
I'll be on flight

915
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:40,860
FR7055 from Malaga to Dublin at 3.20 if you're still streaming them

916
00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:42,280
We might be yeah

917
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,400
We might follow you Mark

918
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,400
We might fucking follow you

919
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:53,240
Jim Morrison died age 27 in Paris

920
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:54,320
Yeah I know man

921
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,120
Fucking mental

922
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,200
Pearl of she's

923
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,760
I heard he was

924
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,780
In the bath

925
00:53:00,780 --> 00:53:03,080
He ran a bath

926
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,900
Fucking fell asleep or something

927
00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:06,620
Doing the old fucking

928
00:53:06,620 --> 00:53:07,400
Horse

929
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:12,560
Yeah Troy Bird

930
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:13,960
Thanks very much

931
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,020
Troy Bird

932
00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:16,900
You waiting for Skyview

933
00:53:16,900 --> 00:53:17,800
Instead of Streetview

934
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:18,700
By Google Maps

935
00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:19,780
Planning a plane job

936
00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:20,380
Are you Francis

937
00:53:20,380 --> 00:53:21,560
No I'm not

938
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:21,940
But I mean

939
00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:23,380
You do say that

940
00:53:23,380 --> 00:53:23,940
And like

941
00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:24,940
That is

942
00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:26,360
It didn't take much training

943
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:27,820
For the 19 hijackers

944
00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:28,460
To do that

945
00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:29,700
Like

946
00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:30,660
It was just a few

947
00:53:30,660 --> 00:53:31,860
Fucking flight lessons

948
00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:48,140
I am I went I haven't been near 9-11 in a while

949
00:53:48,140 --> 00:54:01,200
Like in when it all happened it was I was obsessed with it for a few years and then it went away and then 10 years later the internet and all that and you had that loose change and stuff and everything and I didn't bother with it.

950
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:13,720
I just thought it was all like ah fuck it man conspiracy nuts and all that and then about three or four years ago I went into a big 9-11 fucking hole man like fell into it.

951
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:22,660
It was an obsession I was reading about it and listening to podcasts about everything and it was fucking just mad man.

952
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:25,240
Like what an event.

953
00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:27,680
Like I know it was a spectacle and everything.

954
00:54:29,980 --> 00:54:31,940
But like fuck me man.

955
00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:34,000
Like it was just

956
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,860
It was terrible.

957
00:54:41,420 --> 00:54:42,080
But I

958
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,420
I've never seen

959
00:54:43,420 --> 00:54:45,140
We've never seen anything like it.

960
00:54:47,980 --> 00:54:48,780
And I still

961
00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:50,840
I do believe Marty Morrissey was involved.

962
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:55,980
Nah that's just a joke.

963
00:54:57,140 --> 00:54:57,840
Or is it?

964
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:02,120
Um

965
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,120
But uh

966
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,280
What I was meaning to say there was

967
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,120
It will happen again because I

968
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,740
I do feel like I'm so interested in it

969
00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:13,580
And I'm obsessed about it that I had to step away from it like a drug

970
00:55:13,580 --> 00:55:15,220
Like it was a fucking drug

971
00:55:15,220 --> 00:55:16,320
That I was on

972
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,600
And uh

973
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,800
I might go

974
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,800
I'll probably go back to it in a few years time

975
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:22,940
Five years time

976
00:55:22,940 --> 00:55:24,620
Revisit it all again

977
00:55:24,620 --> 00:55:27,600
Read the whole fucking 9-11 commission findings

978
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:28,800
Reports

979
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,740
Watching

980
00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:31,440
Tell you what

981
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,280
The one that really got me man

982
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,260
Was watching and listening to the flight

983
00:55:35,260 --> 00:55:36,340
Record date

984
00:55:36,340 --> 00:55:37,200
Record data

985
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,480
Data from like

986
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,140
Air traffic control

987
00:55:40,140 --> 00:55:41,500
And NORAD

988
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:42,580
And all that shit

989
00:55:42,580 --> 00:55:44,460
And uh

990
00:55:44,460 --> 00:55:47,280
Just like

991
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,240
Humans

992
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:49,720
Coming to terms with

993
00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:50,920
The unthinkable

994
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:51,860
At that time

995
00:55:51,860 --> 00:55:52,580
In the moment

996
00:55:52,580 --> 00:55:53,700
Is just

997
00:55:53,700 --> 00:55:54,620
Insane

998
00:55:54,620 --> 00:55:55,020
Like

999
00:55:55,020 --> 00:55:56,240
You

1000
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:56,560
You

1001
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,220
Movies have tried to

1002
00:55:59,220 --> 00:56:01,000
Replicate what that shock

1003
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:01,740
Would be like

1004
00:56:01,740 --> 00:56:02,300
But I mean

1005
00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:03,140
They'll never

1006
00:56:03,140 --> 00:56:04,460
They'll never capture that

1007
00:56:04,460 --> 00:56:06,980
There was a woman

1008
00:56:06,980 --> 00:56:08,080
In NORAD

1009
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:08,920
Who was like

1010
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,480
Got excited

1011
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:11,800
About the fucking sound

1012
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:12,380
When she goes

1013
00:56:12,380 --> 00:56:13,200
This is real

1014
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:13,560
She goes

1015
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:14,320
Oh my god

1016
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,460
This is real work

1017
00:56:15,460 --> 00:56:16,140
Oh my god

1018
00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:17,300
Like

1019
00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:18,440
Their jobs

1020
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:19,320
Like they were primed

1021
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:20,260
Their whole careers

1022
00:56:20,260 --> 00:56:21,500
Have been leading up to

1023
00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:22,760
A moment

1024
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,700
Coming like this

1025
00:56:23,700 --> 00:56:25,460
Where there was a major terrorist event

1026
00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:26,600
And like

1027
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,600
She was fucking

1028
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:28,800
Over the moon

1029
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:29,880
And I bet you

1030
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:30,440
Any money now

1031
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:30,880
She's like

1032
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,280
Regrets it when she hears it

1033
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,040
Played back

1034
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:33,360
You know

1035
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,580
Flat earth man

1036
00:56:36,580 --> 00:56:37,300
Flat earth

1037
00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:38,000
Did you ever play

1038
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:38,800
Scared the badger

1039
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:39,740
The fuck is that

1040
00:56:39,740 --> 00:56:41,080
You draw a badger

1041
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:41,080
You draw a badger

1042
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:41,720
And have to guess

1043
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:42,380
Whether it was scared

1044
00:56:42,380 --> 00:56:42,960
By a hunter

1045
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:43,500
A farmer

1046
00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:44,480
Or Marty Morrissey

1047
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:45,640
I don't know man

1048
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:51,880
Jerry Adams

1049
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:52,900
And Ian Paisley

1050
00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:53,760
Did 9-11

1051
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,460
To try

1052
00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:55,660
Start troubles

1053
00:56:55,660 --> 00:56:56,420
Elsewhere

1054
00:56:56,420 --> 00:56:56,760
Said

1055
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:57,720
Scoot sir

1056
00:56:57,720 --> 00:57:02,000
9-11

1057
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,100
Was sponsored by

1058
00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:04,680
Louis Walsh

1059
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,760
Jobby Jaws

1060
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:08,520
Is after you

1061
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:11,380
Will you be streaming

1062
00:57:11,380 --> 00:57:13,000
Halo on the PC release

1063
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:13,640
Fontaine

1064
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,440
I don't know

1065
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:15,180
Is it coming out again

1066
00:57:15,180 --> 00:57:15,540
Is it

1067
00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:17,100
Are they redoing it

1068
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:17,980
Alex Ferguson

1069
00:57:17,980 --> 00:57:18,720
Had an obsession

1070
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:19,960
With JFK's assassination

1071
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,020
He went as far as

1072
00:57:21,020 --> 00:57:22,100
To request additional

1073
00:57:22,100 --> 00:57:24,040
Information from the US

1074
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:25,200
Did he fuck

1075
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,220
Are you serious

1076
00:57:26,220 --> 00:57:27,860
Alex Ferguson

1077
00:57:27,860 --> 00:57:35,040
I suppose

1078
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,000
He's a bit of a genius

1079
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:36,340
Like

1080
00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:39,000
Do you reckon

1081
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:39,680
Alex Ferguson

1082
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:40,380
Was a genius

1083
00:57:40,380 --> 00:57:41,280
Or did the chips

1084
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,400
Just fall really well

1085
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:43,200
From him

1086
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:49,700
You know

1087
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:53,580
He was alright

1088
00:57:53,580 --> 00:57:54,100
I suppose

1089
00:57:54,100 --> 00:57:57,580
Can jet fuel

1090
00:57:57,580 --> 00:57:59,060
Melt slug beams

1091
00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:01,220
We don't know

1092
00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:02,780
Read

1093
00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:03,780
Inside

1094
00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:04,560
The facts

1095
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:05,920
We don't know

1096
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,540
JFK was a horse

1097
00:58:08,540 --> 00:58:12,720
I never seen

1098
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:13,320
The Twin Towers

1099
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:13,800
Personally

1100
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:14,480
How can you know

1101
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:15,200
Something happened

1102
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,080
If no one's seen it

1103
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:16,480
You know

1104
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:17,780
Think it's a job man

1105
00:58:17,780 --> 00:58:19,520
Think it's a job

1106
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,220
Not even

1107
00:58:21,220 --> 00:58:22,220
An inside job

1108
00:58:22,220 --> 00:58:24,580
Beardsman

1109
00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:25,620
MEP here

1110
00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:26,700
How are ya

1111
00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:28,880
JFK

1112
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,100
Wanted to end

1113
00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:31,180
The Federal Reserve

1114
00:58:31,180 --> 00:58:32,340
So he got the blashed

1115
00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:35,700
He was a hard man

1116
00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:39,460
Not a joke

1117
00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:40,300
Says Steve Jennings

1118
00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:41,520
Fergie loved JFK

1119
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:42,360
Ryan Tuberty

1120
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:43,100
Loved JFK

1121
00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:43,680
He wrote a book

1122
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,360
About him as well

1123
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,600
I haven't read it

1124
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,240
Don't think I will

1125
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:52,780
He drank his genius

1126
00:58:52,780 --> 00:58:53,460
In a ditch

1127
00:58:53,460 --> 00:58:55,040
Protestant hijackers

1128
00:58:55,040 --> 00:59:03,000
Liam

1129
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,420
I hope to make them

1130
00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:04,740
Again

1131
00:59:04,740 --> 00:59:06,120
At some stage

1132
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:06,820
The old world news

1133
00:59:06,820 --> 00:59:07,180
But I mean

1134
00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:07,940
Just not now

1135
00:59:07,940 --> 00:59:12,000
But I want to go out

1136
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:12,500
Today now

1137
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:13,340
I'm going to have to leave

1138
00:59:13,340 --> 00:59:14,360
And I might report

1139
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,060
From Knock Airport

1140
00:59:16,060 --> 00:59:16,520
In a bit

1141
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:17,280
There's a few flights

1142
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:18,000
Coming into Knock

1143
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:18,680
Soon enough

1144
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:19,960
So you might get a live

1145
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,240
Expect the unexpected

1146
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,100
Is all I'll say

1147
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:23,360
Look at the cheek

1148
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:24,600
Of this fucker

1149
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:25,680
Lax to London

1150
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,220
Thinks he can just

1151
00:59:27,220 --> 00:59:28,380
Cruise over

1152
00:59:28,380 --> 00:59:29,180
A clear Morris

1153
00:59:29,180 --> 00:59:31,440
Like it's no one's

1154
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:31,840
Business

1155
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,420
Thinks he can just

1156
00:59:33,420 --> 00:59:34,520
Fucking breeze

1157
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:35,640
Into Brickens

1158
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:39,840
If he thinks he can

1159
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:40,940
Just come over here

1160
00:59:40,940 --> 00:59:41,900
And breeze through

1161
00:59:41,900 --> 00:59:42,540
Brickens

1162
00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:43,740
He's got another

1163
00:59:43,740 --> 00:59:44,460
Thing coming

1164
00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:46,440
What about the

1165
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:47,380
What are the locals

1166
00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:48,720
Of Ranagard

1167
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:49,260
Gonna say

1168
00:59:49,260 --> 00:59:50,520
Fucking

1169
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:51,140
Stop

1170
00:59:51,140 --> 00:59:53,020
Jesus Christ

1171
00:59:53,020 --> 00:59:54,840
Jesus

1172
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,280
Right

1173
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:57,000
Knock

1174
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:01,300
Departure

1175
01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:02,300
Departure

1176
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:03,300
Departure

1177
01:00:04,060 --> 01:00:04,300
Departure

1178
01:00:04,900 --> 01:00:05,500
Or landing

1179
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:09,460
Now are these

1180
01:00:09,460 --> 01:00:10,580
Landing or are these

1181
01:00:10,580 --> 01:00:13,920
Are these landing

1182
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:14,700
Or are these

1183
01:00:14,700 --> 01:00:35,800
Yeah there's a few

1184
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:36,420
There anyway

1185
01:00:36,420 --> 01:00:38,460
Right

1186
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:40,180
I'll see you in a bit

1187
01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:40,540
Anyway

1188
01:00:40,540 --> 01:00:41,920
Brickens has

1189
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:42,560
Flanagan's

1190
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:43,120
Great pub

1191
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:43,920
He'd better mind

1192
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:44,400
His manners

1193
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:45,720
Lax by name

1194
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:46,500
Naughty by nature

1195
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:47,000
Sane man

1196
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,160
Good morning

1197
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:49,860
To everyone

1198
01:00:49,860 --> 01:00:50,780
Hope you're all okay

1199
01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:51,780
And it's a nice day

1200
01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:52,460
Outside even though

1201
01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:53,060
It's freezing

1202
01:00:53,060 --> 01:00:57,860
And best luck

1203
01:00:57,860 --> 01:01:00,180
We'll see you in a bit

1204
01:01:00,180 --> 01:01:02,100
Keep her lit

1205
01:01:02,100 --> 01:01:04,020
Keep it fucking

1206
01:01:04,020 --> 01:01:04,540
Toberdy

1207
01:01:04,540 --> 01:01:07,660
I'll sign the email

1208
01:01:07,660 --> 01:01:08,520
But it struck a chord

1209
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:08,820
With me

1210
01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:10,660
Abusive relationships

1211
01:01:10,660 --> 01:01:11,400
Don't just happen

1212
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:12,420
In marriage

1213
01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:12,940
They happen

1214
01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:13,920
Every day