1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:28,000 It actually earned the moniker the Mordwand. Mord is in death because of all the people who've tried to scale it and died. I wouldn't have gone up there even if you'd have paid me. You'd need more than a fucking ice pick and a few ropes to see me up there. Although, get me on a goose drip bag. A drip goose. There's no telling what I'd do or wouldn't do. Bit of a danger zone to be honest. 2 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:56,700 Quick look at the fucking Allianz situation here as well before we get going. Allianz has decades of experience in the biz. They've earned the trust of over half a million customers in Ireland. Allianz is one of the largest insurers in the world. Bet you didn't know that. Bet you didn't know that, but now you do. You'll be looked after by a trained and dedicated insurance professional or professionals depending on the size of the job. 3 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:02,820 Allianz offers great quality, flexible insurance products. They'll meet your needs. 4 00:01:04,980 --> 00:01:16,820 Okay. When you need them, their dedicated claims team will be there for you. Okay. So give them a ring, guys. It's not just about Zurich. I mean, it is. But there are other cats out there. 5 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:25,180 Unless you're willing to have an open calf lap, you're never going to see these guys inside your house. Or if you do, you're probably going to have to sound the scooch on. 6 00:01:26,180 --> 00:01:31,760 Don't want you in my house. Don't even want cats. I just installed that because I was told to buy the advert, man. 7 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,860 It's almost six o'clock. 8 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:38,080 Get inside this Nord 1 time trailer. 9 00:01:40,180 --> 00:01:48,640 Really buzzed off the Tiddyne's guys after being back from Montreal there for 48 hours now. 10 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:53,260 Come back from the Formula 1, the Grand Prix there. 11 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:56,680 Mercedes took the pole, took the win again. 12 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:01,340 Vettel managed to secure the fucking first place at the checkered flag. 13 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:14,640 But, I mean, he was given a five-second danger penalty for some dangerous and obscene driving, which kind of blocked the Lou dog as he was driving. 14 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:16,840 So, really happy about that. 15 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:21,380 As you know, I'm Lewis Hamilton's kit bag man and guru. 16 00:02:22,020 --> 00:02:23,840 Space guru and DJ extraordinaire. 17 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:27,240 We had a DJ set later on back at the... 18 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:31,180 We brought the Goose Lounge over to Canada, but, I mean, we couldn't get it fucking set up. 19 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:40,600 In time, there was too much going on, so we went back to Couchetard, who are sponsoring, funnily enough, they're sponsoring the other Brit. 20 00:02:42,220 --> 00:02:44,640 Can't remember his name, Lando Norris or something. 21 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Yeah, it's rubbish anyway. 22 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:47,860 He didn't even finish. 23 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:50,900 Those highlights are coming up later, guys. 24 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:58,040 Right now, we've got some Iger Noron K-Trial Network 2 coming up for you live and strong and hard. 25 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,620 It's almost six o'clock. 26 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:04,680 You heard off you a bit of slur, but I raided most of that last night. 27 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,600 Do you think I'm going to blame you, though? 28 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,360 After a week I've had. 29 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:08,840 Okay, bud. 30 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:11,840 You say, what, I had sepsis myself? 31 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:12,620 No joke. 32 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,080 Lost a sense of smell, but there's no... 33 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,060 But not the hearing. 34 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:21,780 Thanks to fuck, I can still tune in to the Yates. 35 00:03:21,860 --> 00:03:25,160 You're getting confused by AI every evening. 36 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:29,820 Get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 37 00:03:29,820 --> 00:03:31,480 Davis Elvis, guys. 38 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,700 How you getting on, Davis Elvis? 39 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:36,820 Did you get on insurance, Zurich yet? 40 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:37,480 No? 41 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,480 You want to do that, man? 42 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,140 I'll give you Peter Collins' number soon enough. 43 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,860 He might get you on someone that you can trust. 44 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:45,320 Right now? 45 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:45,880 Call Celebrator. 46 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:46,560 Call Celebrator. 47 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,100 I just put pen to paper on a new pension deal from Zurich. 48 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:51,460 You should too, John. 49 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,400 Yeah, Call Celebrator. 50 00:03:55,740 --> 00:03:56,640 Anaconda G. 51 00:03:58,380 --> 00:04:02,320 I just put pen to paper on a new pension deal from Zurich. 52 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:04,920 You should too, Anaconda G. 53 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:06,720 Yeah. 54 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,880 Just calculate the amount of paydays I have left until I retire. 55 00:04:10,980 --> 00:04:12,720 There's no fucking geo, Anaconda G. 56 00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:14,300 It's almost six o'clock. 57 00:04:14,900 --> 00:04:17,860 Let's get in here and have a little looksy-duxy at this. 58 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,360 Crank up the gigawatts. 59 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,060 Tune in, turn on, drop out. 60 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:28,420 Might actually just try and fiddle about with the dash control here and get our... 61 00:04:30,420 --> 00:04:31,820 That's nice, actually. 62 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:32,440 That's nice. 63 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:33,660 Like that. 64 00:04:34,580 --> 00:04:36,220 Take it nice and easy here. 65 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:37,740 Nice and easy. 66 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:42,540 Maybe this. 67 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:43,380 Maybe cockpit. 68 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:44,700 Maybe that. 69 00:04:46,340 --> 00:04:47,100 Look at that. 70 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,000 Have you seen that? 71 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:49,020 Look at that. 72 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,980 Where have you seen that hotel before, huh? 73 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:52,180 Do you remember? 74 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,820 Do you remember the Zurich ad? 75 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,120 The chute? 76 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:58,620 Great days. 77 00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:01,520 We actually stayed up in there in the Bellevue. 78 00:05:02,580 --> 00:05:03,900 Great little hotels there. 79 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:05,560 Fucking hell, man. 80 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,680 It's a shaky affair. 81 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:11,400 So we come in hard and fast past the souvenir shop and look at that. 82 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:12,980 Look at that. 83 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:16,720 Beautiful stuff. 84 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,220 Yeah, you'd want to take a little look around, make sure. 85 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:24,740 You wouldn't want to take a lick anyway. 86 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,860 Don't get caught licking a fucking hotel. 87 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:32,080 That's what my mate Zona did on his stag when we were up in Switzerland. 88 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,160 That was before the Nuremberg hard trial. 89 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:37,560 It's almost six o'clock. 90 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,780 Look at this guy behind my head here. 91 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,680 Johnny Schnitzer. 92 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:46,000 The Schnitzenkruger. 93 00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:52,400 He was actually the guy who sought me out with a brand new set of fucking lead line rims for the Merc. 94 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:56,980 I told him I was going on one of the fucking tourist trap holidays to Pripyat. 95 00:05:57,580 --> 00:05:59,160 He said, what do you want to go there for? 96 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,360 I said, for the fucking sights and sounds, man. 97 00:06:02,660 --> 00:06:04,440 He said, have you got a Geiger counter? 98 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:05,260 I said, no. 99 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:06,860 Do you have a Zurich pension plan? 100 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:07,980 He said, no. 101 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:09,000 I said, tell you what. 102 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:10,640 Get the pen and paper out. 103 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,460 I'll fucking swap you for some lead. 104 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:14,160 Right then. 105 00:06:14,420 --> 00:06:15,960 It's almost six o'clock. 106 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:23,280 The Schnitzenkruger fucking starts lashing a load of lead plates onto the side wheels of the hustle machine. 107 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:24,840 The hustle buster. 108 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,300 That's what I call the Merc. 109 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:29,440 There he is, guys. 110 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:29,820 Look at him. 111 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:30,520 Take a long hour. 112 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,020 Look at him. 113 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,340 The Schnitzenkruger. 114 00:06:37,780 --> 00:06:39,240 Fucking whale of a time, man. 115 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:42,580 What's Yates doing? 116 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:43,020 Progress. 117 00:06:43,420 --> 00:06:51,400 It should be pointed out, actually, that some people who've studied status quo bias do find that there's a link between status quo bias and conservative ideology, or whether you're a progressive. 118 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:57,000 So progressives tend to have a weaker status quo bias, and people who are conservative tend to have a stronger voice bias. 119 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:01,980 It seems to be a very evolutionary thing, because it's there as a defense against the law of unintended consequences. 120 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:02,720 This guy. 121 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,620 It can be dangerous, and it's an automatic defense. 122 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:11,960 This guy needs to get a fucking offense against the unintended consequences of having a schlugin' voicer. 123 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:17,440 He needs to get a new voice box, because he's not persuading anyone with that. 124 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:19,560 Sounds like a student. 125 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,280 It's almost six o'clock. 126 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,320 Let's take a nice little cab salve around the fucking track. 127 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:26,480 Let's see how we get on. 128 00:07:30,980 --> 00:07:32,180 It's almost six o'clock. 129 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:33,420 Hey, okay, thanks so much. 130 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,040 We have a word with Andrew Foley. 131 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,520 His father went missing near the mighty Iger. 132 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,060 Andrew Foley, I hope you're okay, man. 133 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,280 Best look to you and your family. 134 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,400 Expect a call from Zurich tomorrow. 135 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,320 It's almost six o'clock. 136 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:55,480 I'm in third. 137 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:55,800 Yeah. 138 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:55,840 Yeah. 139 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:55,920 Yeah. 140 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:13,580 Fucking hell, man. 141 00:08:14,380 --> 00:08:15,380 Mighty Iger. 142 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:16,120 Look at that. 143 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,060 Fucking hell. 144 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:25,080 It's a real slippity sluber. 145 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:46,700 It's a bumpy ride, guys. 146 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:51,840 There's nothing we can't handle as we go down in a second on the dirt band. 147 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,900 The dirty band bander. 148 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:58,480 As we go back into first again, the motilium turn. 149 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,380 Nobody is blocked up here today. 150 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:08,760 I actually double dropped motilium there before I came on to see you guys. 151 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:10,780 And look at that. 152 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:16,380 It's hard when you're in a citron Zantia to do the business that you would usually do. 153 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,340 Sorry there, guys. 154 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:19,040 Just one sec. 155 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:20,700 I don't know if we can see it. 156 00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:21,720 Those Zan Peli's. 157 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,700 They're sponsoring the show, so. 158 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,720 I need to fucking brighten up that Zan Peli camp. 159 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:33,980 Now, there we go. 160 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:40,840 Today's pedals are brought to you by Sam Pellegrino, guys. 161 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,880 Thanks so much. 162 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:43,120 John. 163 00:09:44,340 --> 00:09:45,320 Get a grip. 164 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:47,080 Rory Christie. 165 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,540 Get a grip. 166 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:49,820 Okay. 167 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,300 Thanks so much for the tip. 168 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:52,320 But get a grip. 169 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:56,860 You're back. 170 00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:58,520 Back to basics. 171 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:05,260 Just for the rallying, it's a lot harder. 172 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,200 Eric Dyer, thanks so much. 173 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,440 I don't think you can blame me, Eric, when I say thanks so much. 174 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,940 And where the hell is your pension plan, man? 175 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:26,800 This is where you want to make ample time as you're going down into the laughter, Brunen. 176 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,940 Look at the scenery there. 177 00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:34,800 Unbelievable for a 2010 game on a 2007 console. 178 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,600 It's hard to believe that we've come so far. 179 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,500 What is it? 180 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:39,440 2008? 181 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,680 2008 for the PS3? 182 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:42,400 I'm not sure. 183 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:49,460 Look at how far we've come and how well that background holds up into the laughter, Brunen. 184 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:53,080 Bit of trivia for you here, guys. 185 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,080 Drive time. 186 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,220 Why is it called the laughter, Brunen? 187 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,220 Why is it called the laughter, Brunen? 188 00:10:58,220 --> 00:10:59,220 Or Brunen? 189 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:01,080 I can't pronounce that. 190 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,540 But I can tell you. 191 00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:05,660 I can sample you the truth. 192 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,080 And that is... 193 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:15,880 that they call it that because the sound of laughter from miles away can be heard. 194 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:21,220 and the laughter down at the bottom of that valley, you're going to hear that right at the top of the mighty Iger. 195 00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:23,220 Because it bounces. 196 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:25,220 The sound bounces, guys. 197 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:28,080 Right around the valley-o. 198 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,540 So we've got a hard and fast now. 199 00:11:30,540 --> 00:11:33,220 60 to 70 kilometers per hour. 200 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:35,580 Down into the hard, dirty straight. 201 00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:38,080 Take a little bit of a break. 202 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,080 Break your jaw, man. 203 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,420 Into that one. 204 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,080 Circuit breaker. 205 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,080 It's a circuit breaker special. 206 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,080 Down into first again. 207 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,580 We're three minutes off the pace. 208 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,080 What can you say? 209 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,080 It's not a Mercedes. 210 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,080 I don't know what I'm doing. 211 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,080 But I can tell you. 212 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,080 Oh, oversteer. 213 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,080 Oversteer. 214 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,080 That's not what you want. 215 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,080 Enzo Ferrari. 216 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,080 Into the twisty turner. 217 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,080 And look at all these spectators here. 218 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,080 Here's to see me, Connor Williams. 219 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,080 Former senior sales executive. 220 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:25,080 Mercedes Ireland. 221 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,080 Ten years in the biz. 222 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,080 Ten years at the top of my game. 223 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,080 I won awards. 224 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,080 Multiple. 225 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,080 For my expertise. 226 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,080 And my salesmanship as well. 227 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,080 An absolute blinder. 228 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,080 Of a salesman. 229 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,080 Fucking hell, man. 230 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,080 Not much of a rally driver though. 231 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,080 I'll hold my hands up. 232 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:45,080 I'll hold my hands up. 233 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:48,080 First time I've ever driven this beast of a car. 234 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:53,080 The Red Bull Citroen C5. 235 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,080 Okay. 236 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,080 I've never driven so much as a Zantia. 237 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,080 So don't even talk to me about this car. 238 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,080 It's not mine. 239 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:05,080 I'm just taking it out for a spin while Zonad's trying to sleep off the goose cloud. 240 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:09,080 He got himself into a bit of a goose mix last night. 241 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,080 Yeah. 242 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:14,080 We got a fucking private Learjet back from Montreal. 243 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,080 Into the laughter brune and we went. 244 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,080 And the remainder of the drip bag. 245 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,080 The goose drip that I had. 246 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:26,080 Hooked it up to Zonad's temples. 247 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,080 He said he hadn't felt that bad. 248 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:32,080 Since the fucking five-way blow bang he had. 249 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,080 In Gonzaga. 250 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,080 When he was repeating. 251 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,080 He was like. 252 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,080 He was fucking 28. 253 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,080 He was still doing his exams. 254 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,080 Because he kept failing. 255 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,080 And himself. 256 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,080 And Mr. Tickles. 257 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:47,080 A 28 year old gorilla chimp. 258 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,080 Um. 259 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,080 Who is now actually seeing my wife. 260 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,080 Unfortunately. 261 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,080 Go back here. 262 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,080 Into this. 263 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,080 Look at that. 264 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,080 And there we go. 265 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,080 Look at that. 266 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,080 We'll just stop there for a moment. 267 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,080 Taking the sights and sounds of the Bellevue dissolves. 268 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,080 What an absolute fucking beautiful set and scenery. 269 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,080 We've come to know here. 270 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,080 And look just next to my head here guys. 271 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,080 I'll move my head out the way. 272 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,080 Look at that. 273 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,080 Under Zurich there. 274 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,080 It's no. 275 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,080 It's the man himself. 276 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,080 Zurich Von Schlinkenberg. 277 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,080 The man who started it all off. 278 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,080 When I met him outside that hotel. 279 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,080 He was trying to sell me a fucking bottle of Grey Goose. 280 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,080 Signed. 281 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,080 By Max Verstrapon. 282 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,080 I said listen man. 283 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,080 I'm just back from Montreal. 284 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,080 Don't even talk to me. 285 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,080 Don't even talk to me. 286 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,420 And then he went off and got the lead. 287 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:45,580 He'd overheard me. 288 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:50,640 I was watching, fuck, I was in the Bellevue just watching the last episode of Chernobyl, guys. 289 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:56,440 With, uh, with Sonad who was rigged up to the Goose Mix. 290 00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:00,980 It's a real fucking mental situation. 291 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,040 Alex, you know all about it, bud. 292 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:04,260 Thanks so much. 293 00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:07,020 Thanks so much. 294 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:11,340 Um, yeah, but what a hotel. 295 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,000 Big shout out to the management as well. 296 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,400 They do a great job. 297 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,040 And they do a great schnitzel too. 298 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,520 You know, I had to fucking feed, uh, boxes. 299 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:22,440 Thanks so much, buddy. 300 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,720 I had to feed Sonad schnitzel. 301 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:26,900 Because he was just rigged. 302 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,100 He was in a goose cloud. 303 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,880 And I didn't want to fucking scare him, you know. 304 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:35,360 I also had the contract, the Zurich contract, out at his feet. 305 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:40,180 A plate of schnitzel and a fucking, a drip that was plugged into his temple. 306 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:41,580 Just feeding him goose. 307 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:42,880 Just goose. 308 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:44,040 Twelve o'clock goose. 309 00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:45,180 One o'clock goose. 310 00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:46,340 Two o'clock goose. 311 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,920 Three o'clock schnitzel. 312 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,280 Four o'clock goose. 313 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:50,180 Five o'clock. 314 00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,080 Signed the Zurich papers. 315 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:55,200 He was compost mentis at that stage. 316 00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:04,800 Any advice for combining and consolidating all my existing pensions into a simple to use pension plan? 317 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,540 Bruno, thank you so much. 318 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:13,800 Don't want to lose the benefits of my third final salary pension. 319 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:14,440 All advice. 320 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:14,760 Welcome. 321 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,020 I know, but let's have a little look here. 322 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,940 I mean, I know I'm all about Zurich. 323 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,760 But I mean, let's take the game over to fucking Aviva. 324 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,180 Bit of spittle there. 325 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:24,620 Let's have a little look. 326 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:29,380 Start planning for the future you want. 327 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:30,860 Okay, guys? 328 00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,400 I know you're tuning in today. 329 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,780 You're watching on YouTube. 330 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,400 Wherever you are. 331 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,000 Oh, my God. 332 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:37,940 It's almost six o'clock. 333 00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:40,100 Actually, we might have to come back to this. 334 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,680 Look, we don't know what the future holds. 335 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:48,100 But a little preparation goes a long way when it comes to planning your retirement. 336 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:53,700 The earlier you start saving, well, the longer your pensions pop. 337 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,760 Will have to potentially grow in value. 338 00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:58,760 Okay? 339 00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:02,680 That leaves you free to focus on what matters. 340 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:08,400 Whether it's hobbies, holidays, or just some well-deserved rest and relaxation. 341 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:10,320 It's almost six o'clock, guys. 342 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,060 Let's get back to the eight o'clock. 343 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:16,160 This Father's Day, bring your dad's bucket list to life. 344 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:22,340 With millions in prizes to be won, get him a National Lockery All-Cash Scratch card and surprise him this Father's Day. 345 00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:23,680 Play responsibly. 346 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,660 Mr. Tickle, his pickle. 347 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:26,920 Thank you so much. 348 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,820 Have you checked out the new Red Cow Moron Hotel? 349 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:29,540 No! 350 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:31,980 Don't ever go that far out. 351 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:35,340 Maybe I'll stop off for a coffee if I'm on the M50. 352 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,760 Doing a few laps in the M50 on a Tuesday or Wednesday night. 353 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:40,920 Instead of going home to the family. 354 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,500 Because I can't handle it. 355 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,620 Transforming before your eyes. 356 00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:46,480 Visit redcowmoronhotel.com. 357 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,020 It's almost six black guys. 358 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:47,880 Getting really excited. 359 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,780 The humble butcher. 360 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:49,660 Getting really excited. 361 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:52,160 Oft, the underrated craftsman. 362 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,660 Purveyor of quality cuts. 363 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,220 Hold on. 364 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,600 Let's just tell it straight. 365 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:02,520 McDonald's get 100% of their beef from Irish Borbia Short Farms. 366 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,120 Borbia! 367 00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:05,700 Quality whole cuts of Irish flankenfork water. 368 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:06,640 Frank and water. 369 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:08,780 McDonald's burgers we all know and love. 370 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,940 Oh, and a pinch of salt and pepper. 371 00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:12,060 Which is... 372 00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:13,860 Bit of salt and pepper for the boys. 373 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,640 For Stappen. 374 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,360 Reputation is everything. 375 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,140 I know. 376 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,640 So for your new SUV, look no further than Kia. 377 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,100 The SUV experts. 378 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:26,420 Look at our popular Sportage, Sorento and Stonic models. 379 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,280 Sorento is actually nice. 380 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,880 I have a friend who drives for Sorento. 381 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,100 Was there a wedding in Sorento there last year, man? 382 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:36,920 That's the way to go. 383 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,360 If you're getting married, don't get married in Ireland, guys. 384 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,500 It's just not worth it. 385 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:45,420 Take it to fucking Portugal or Sorento. 386 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,000 That's where you want to go. 387 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000 If you want to be individual, have an individual taste. 388 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,280 Visit ferco.ie. 389 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,380 Weddings.ie. 390 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,640 It's almost 6 o'clock, guys. 391 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,300 It is 6 o'clock. 392 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,720 Let's do this. 393 00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:00,220 Let's do this. 394 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:06,260 It's almost 6 o'clock. 395 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,680 San Pellegrino. 396 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,900 You're almost 38. 397 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:12,240 Allianz. 398 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,520 Ivan Gates. 399 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,800 You're almost 38. 400 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,800 It's almost 6 o'clock. 401 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:18,380 Dockies. 402 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:19,340 It's an Edward 2. 403 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,420 It's a Calindy. 404 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:22,200 What are you at? 405 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,120 Kill McCood. 406 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,620 Have you got a pension yet? 407 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:25,640 It's a San Deferred. 408 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,880 Have you got a fucking plan? 409 00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:28,160 Watch your daughter. 410 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:28,740 Dock your plan. 411 00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:29,880 Booter's town. 412 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:30,880 Where are you working now? 413 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,660 Seapoint. 414 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,760 Do you have a job, Joe? 415 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,560 Blackrock. 416 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,100 Where are you working now, Joe? 417 00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:36,140 For C days. 418 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,400 Please tell me you're working, John. 419 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,080 Please tell me you're working. 420 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,580 Gotta keep the money coming in. 421 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:45,020 Second holiday home. 422 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,440 Just got six o'clock. 423 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:48,980 You talk. 424 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,200 Body in the boot. 425 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:51,840 Body in the boot. 426 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,640 Today FM. 427 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,400 Rage rover. 428 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,400 Rage rover. 429 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,180 Rage rover. 430 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,180 Zurich. 431 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:00,900 Mouths. 432 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:01,820 Mouths. 433 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:09,180 Fucking hell. 434 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,100 Jesus Christ, guys. 435 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:17,300 Thanks so much for joining us here at Drive Time of the Day. 436 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,760 Brought to you by Sam Pellegrino. 437 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:21,780 It's just gone six o'clock. 438 00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:23,020 Did you think about your future? 439 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,660 If not, why not? 440 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:25,480 You know? 441 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,340 Call us night. 442 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:32,180 I just put pen to paper on a new pension deal from Zurich. 443 00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:33,520 You should too, John. 444 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,680 Happy birthday to the Grey Goose page. 445 00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:37,880 Late happy birthday. 446 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,880 This one's for you. 447 00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:49,380 It's great stuff all together. 448 00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:52,820 Let's just get a bit of a mix going for this. 449 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,480 Sorry about this, guys. 450 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:55,540 Technical. 451 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,560 Technical gremlins here, guys. 452 00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:01,360 Must be a reason why I've just got a pension. 453 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:05,780 Must be a reason why I invest in hedge funds. 454 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:09,060 Must be a reason why I've just got a pension. 455 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,820 Must be a reason why I've made an investment. 456 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,340 I'm Zurich John. 457 00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:15,900 Zurich John. 458 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:17,840 Zurich John. 459 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,240 Jump. 460 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:20,180 Jump. 461 00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:21,660 Zurich John. 462 00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:23,620 Zurich John. 463 00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:24,580 Daddy. 464 00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:25,640 Zurich John. 465 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:30,380 Zurich Burp.ie. 466 00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:32,060 Zurich Burp.ie. 467 00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:32,740 Zurich Burp.ie. 468 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:34,060 Zurich Burp.ie. 469 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:34,840 Zurich Burp.ie. 470 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:36,220 Zurich Burp.ie. 471 00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:36,940 Zurich Burp.ie. 472 00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:38,340 Zurich Burp.ie. 473 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,960 It's almost six o'clock. 474 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,440 Hope you're all doing all right out there, guys, in the mainframe. 475 00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:49,620 Ah. 476 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:55,020 Welcome to Drive Time with me, Connor Williams. 477 00:21:56,540 --> 00:22:01,080 Brought to you by San Pellegrino, Grey Goose, and Zurich Pensions. 478 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:03,680 Hopefully you're all doing well out there. 479 00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:05,880 Enjoying yourself. 480 00:22:06,340 --> 00:22:07,440 It's great to see the chat. 481 00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:09,200 People having a great time. 482 00:22:09,540 --> 00:22:10,320 A happy time. 483 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,200 That's what it's all about here. 484 00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:15,580 That's what it's all about. 485 00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:18,760 Let's have a quick blast of news talk and see how we're getting out there. 486 00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:24,600 And he warned them not to speculate, guess, or make up theories, and to only act on good, credible evidence. 487 00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:25,340 Frank. 488 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:26,280 Sorry about that. 489 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,240 Now, let's do this. 490 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:38,720 What is that Varadkar doing? 491 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,940 What is he doing? 492 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,280 Bobby Alien Lover says, ousted by a simian dot IE. 493 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,120 Absolute bullshit. 494 00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:53,840 Trying to come in here, talking to me about this chimp that now lives in my house. 495 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:57,480 My wife has just filed for divorce, guys. 496 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,920 Wife has just filed for divorce there. 497 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:09,080 And thanks to you guys and your fucking referendum, it's going to be sped up. 498 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,220 Absolutely sped up. 499 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:13,380 Ridiculous. 500 00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:19,580 Sorry there. 501 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,740 Can you hear this engine? 502 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,240 It's an absolute creamer. 503 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,800 Just got the slippers on today because it's a nice drive, okay? 504 00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:33,840 It's not a bumpy one. 505 00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:39,020 We're going to try and take each turn as it comes, just the way I do, with life. 506 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,900 Planning ahead is vital. 507 00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:55,240 Just back from Montreal, you know? 508 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,580 It's kind of shit. 509 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:03,020 You get back to Ireland, you've seen all these class places, and then you're just back to the daily grind, you know? 510 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:06,580 Pension plans, trying to sell pensions. 511 00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:08,900 Trying to sell cars. 512 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,580 Trying to sell cans of fucking soft drink. 513 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:12,740 They have too much sugar in them. 514 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,400 Actually, I'll give them one thing. 515 00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:16,760 They've had to reduce their sugar. 516 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:19,440 Not because they thought they would make more money. 517 00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:20,800 Because they were going to lose money. 518 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,540 The sugar tax came in, so... 519 00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:26,080 They had to come up with a new recipe. 520 00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:29,660 I'm not meant to be saying this, but I mean... 521 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:36,120 It's not as good. 522 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:39,480 I personally enjoyed it when there was more sugar. 523 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,200 It also gave you a lovely little boost on a morning. 524 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,780 That's what you want, you know? 525 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,420 That's exactly what you want. 526 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,520 Montreal, what a place. 527 00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:56,280 A lot of French-speaking guys there, guys. 528 00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,420 We had some fucking Frenchie restaurante. 529 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,040 Restaurante Dr. Oaker. 530 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,380 I'd ordered the chowder. 531 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,000 Then the fucking escargot. 532 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,740 Then a bit of filet mignon. 533 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:15,680 We were out there, myself and so on. 534 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:20,020 And unfortunately, I'd had to bring Mr. Tickles with me. 535 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:23,820 Fucking Simeon, who's actually going out with my wife. 536 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,940 We had a bit of a heart-to-heart, you know? 537 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,020 The thing about that chimp is... 538 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,020 He's a real sweetheart. 539 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:36,560 And I fucking wrung his neck there when we were in Montreal. 540 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,520 Someone in the hotel called the fucking Animal Society out there. 541 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,240 They got on to me. 542 00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:43,400 Said, what are you at? 543 00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:44,600 I said, listen, man. 544 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,460 You don't know the half of it, right? 545 00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:49,540 He's been messing around with my wife. 546 00:25:49,540 --> 00:25:52,200 I've had to bring him on Hallears. 547 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,000 And I got back... 548 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,600 Because I got back to the hotel room. 549 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:02,620 And I had a fucking six-pack of Sam Pell. 550 00:26:03,740 --> 00:26:06,200 And a fucking lead-lined bottle of Goose. 551 00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:09,820 That I just got from the fucking Chernobyl convention I was at. 552 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:16,400 Don't know if you know guys, but Chernobyl was. 553 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:20,740 Other than a great miniseries on HBO, which you should check out. 554 00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:22,140 Look at that hotel. 555 00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:23,000 What a hotel. 556 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,060 Let's just take a moment there. 557 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,740 What a class hotel. 558 00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:30,440 Zurichchimp.ie. 559 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,120 Zurichchimp.ie. 560 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,120 I came back to the hotel. 561 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:35,120 I came back to the hotel. 562 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,700 And yet again, the fucking Monk... 563 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:38,380 Monkus. 564 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,660 Thelonious Monkus. 565 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,960 The chimp, Mr. Tickles. 566 00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:46,520 He had my dressing gown on. 567 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,400 And he was drinking Sam Pelley and smoking my Judy Freeze. 568 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,500 And he was watching something... 569 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:53,780 I don't know. 570 00:26:53,900 --> 00:27:00,880 He used the laptop to VPN to circumvent the hotel's barrier against unsavory content. 571 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,640 And he was just watching like Zoo Extreme or something. 572 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:05,960 Zoo TV. 573 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,240 Really getting off on that. 574 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:08,780 Like, you know. 575 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,520 I could see him just on the bed, you know. 576 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,960 Fucking the little dinger on him working away. 577 00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:17,500 Zurichhardon.ie. 578 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:18,540 I was like... 579 00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:19,140 Tickles. 580 00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:22,160 What's going on, man? 581 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,620 I brought you over here in good faith. 582 00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:30,160 You've taken my wife, but you're not going to take my San Pellegrino. 583 00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:33,580 Or my fucking exclusive boutique hotel room. 584 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,900 Which Lewis Hamilton has so generously handed over to us. 585 00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:41,820 You know, your enemy number one at the moment tickles. 586 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,060 It was Sebastian Vettel, but you've fucking gone into pole position. 587 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:50,360 And I'm not proud of it, man. 588 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:52,460 Zurichchimp.ie. 589 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:53,260 But I fucking... 590 00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:56,600 I gave the monkey an open-handed slap. 591 00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:03,100 And the fucking people in the next room, they heard this. 592 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:04,660 They barged in. 593 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,200 They saw me. 594 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,760 It's almost six o'clock. 595 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:08,840 I had Moncus. 596 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:12,100 Like, holding his neck like that. 597 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:13,740 Family saw me. 598 00:28:13,820 --> 00:28:15,380 They called the hotel manager. 599 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,900 And then we were both kicked out. 600 00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:21,140 And I had to spend the night in the fucking goose lounge. 601 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,940 Sleeping on the couch there, you know. 602 00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:30,840 It's disgusting. 603 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:30,920 It's disgusting. 604 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,280 But, yeah. 605 00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:36,380 We fucking just went for a drink then. 606 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:36,980 We went out. 607 00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:38,260 Had some filet mignon. 608 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,340 An escargot. 609 00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:42,240 Mr. Tickles. 610 00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:43,480 He ordered just pizza. 611 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,720 His French was actually pretty good. 612 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,720 He started off by just saying, 613 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,560 Excuse-moi. 614 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,060 Je ne parle français. 615 00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:55,660 Je ne parle français. 616 00:28:56,060 --> 00:28:56,900 And the waiter said, 617 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:57,880 It's okay. 618 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:58,940 You know, I speak English. 619 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,440 But God bless Mr. Tickles. 620 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:02,540 He's such a sweetheart. 621 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,280 He slapped the waiter on the arse. 622 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:07,920 A male waiter. 623 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,340 And just said, 624 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,540 Excuse-moi. 625 00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:14,180 Pizza pour moi. 626 00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:16,480 Nice-ass baby. 627 00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:17,600 Bebe. 628 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,880 Spelled B-E. 629 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,600 Fade B-E. 630 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,820 I don't know if it's called a fodre in French. 631 00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:25,400 I was like, you know, 632 00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:26,460 Fair play to you. 633 00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:27,040 Tickles, you know. 634 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,380 A bit of sexual harassment there. 635 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:29,580 But, I mean, 636 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,120 You are a simian. 637 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,320 You're a monkess. 638 00:29:33,340 --> 00:29:36,360 So, you probably can't be prosecuted in law. 639 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:37,060 I'm not sure. 640 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:37,540 Maybe. 641 00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:39,200 You wouldn't know about the Canadians. 642 00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:41,980 What kind of laws they have over there. 643 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,620 Whether they apply to the animal kingdom as well as humans. 644 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,080 We're not sure. 645 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:47,540 But, I mean. 646 00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:50,560 Yeah, we had the dinner then. 647 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,180 And he apologized and just said, 648 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,460 Look, I really love your wife. 649 00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:54,680 I said, Yeah, I know. 650 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,520 It's breaking my heart. 651 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,780 He handed me the divorce papers and said, 652 00:29:58,860 --> 00:29:59,840 Conor, just put it there, man. 653 00:30:00,060 --> 00:30:00,800 You're a great guy. 654 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,620 But, you know, she wants me more than you. 655 00:30:02,620 --> 00:30:04,240 So, fair enough. 656 00:30:05,140 --> 00:30:05,580 Just fucking. 657 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,000 Some things you just gotta let go, do you know? 658 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:10,320 It's almost six o'clock. 659 00:30:13,260 --> 00:30:13,740 John. 660 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,880 Get a grip by Rekfast. 661 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:17,720 That's very much. 662 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,300 We're gonna give this one more go, guys. 663 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,500 Let's see how we get along. 664 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:27,740 On this. 665 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,200 The Eiger Nordwand. 666 00:30:30,820 --> 00:30:31,840 Kleine Showdig. 667 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:35,120 Which is just a little railway track off of Grindelwald. 668 00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:38,640 Out there in the Swiss Alps. 669 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:41,920 Let's go. 670 00:30:47,340 --> 00:30:48,560 Let me turn up that. 671 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,460 You wanna hear that engine purr? 672 00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:55,940 Dot IE. 673 00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:55,940 Dot IE. 674 00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:57,040 Dot IE. 675 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,360 Passive aggressive monkey slap. 676 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,360 Dot IE. 677 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,580 I mean, so you could never blame me. 678 00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:12,960 You could never say I never slapped the chip before. 679 00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:14,720 Choked the chip. 680 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,340 Choking the chip in the booty hotel room, 681 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:21,180 which we got on booking.com. 682 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,900 It was actually a genius deal. 683 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,400 I got to the email. 684 00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:28,760 That was after, you know, 685 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,640 after the fucking Lewis Hamilton one. 686 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,140 We got chucked out of the Lewis Hamilton suite. 687 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,340 Then I was straight on booking.com.ie. 688 00:31:38,180 --> 00:31:40,300 March to get myself a genius deal. 689 00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:41,340 In a hotel. 690 00:31:41,460 --> 00:31:45,660 One of the main hotels in Montreal. 691 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,000 Lo and behold, we get into the lobby. 692 00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:51,340 self-made.com.ie. 693 00:31:51,340 --> 00:31:51,840 Self-amonkis. 694 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,160 A bit of a goosey head on us, you know? 695 00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:02,100 And, uh, who is there in the fucking lounge but Crystal Swing. 696 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:03,300 The swing set. 697 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,600 They were over in Canada, right? 698 00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:08,480 Pitching. 699 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:13,260 A fucking sex swing that was made out of pure crystal. 700 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,680 Like, 150 carat crystal. 701 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:17,740 They don't even... 702 00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:19,500 Where do they have the capital? 703 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,580 Das Kapital. 704 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,420 They don't even have the capital for that. 705 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,940 So they had a giant mock-up. 706 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,460 Crystal sex swing. 707 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,880 The fucking young fellow was on it. 708 00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:30,200 Doing the old huckle book. 709 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:38,580 Me and the monk-up. 710 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:38,700 Me and the monk-us. 711 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,300 We just sat and watched. 712 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,520 We went over there and said to the... 713 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,020 The mother of hell you getting on, missus. 714 00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:49,620 Long time no see. 715 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,700 Last time I seen you. 716 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,580 Last time I seen you. 717 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,660 You were reaching for the handbrake in my fucking Mercedes. 718 00:32:59,860 --> 00:33:01,320 When we were doing the bomber. 719 00:33:01,740 --> 00:33:03,340 The bomber run around Cologne. 720 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,160 I'm not talking about World War II. 721 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:06,920 Bit of a bad taste one. 722 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,860 But, uh... 723 00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:12,660 The guild is not with me. 724 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,040 It should be with the Brits. 725 00:33:16,780 --> 00:33:18,600 I don't know whether or not they reach Cologne. 726 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,500 They did a fucking terrible number on them. 727 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,740 No one goes on about that. 728 00:33:24,260 --> 00:33:24,600 But, I mean... 729 00:33:26,060 --> 00:33:27,340 I said, well, what's going on? 730 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,340 How you doing? 731 00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:30,740 She says, yeah, it's a new venture. 732 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,980 The last album didn't really... 733 00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:36,820 Didn't really ruffle any feathers in the music world, you know? 734 00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:37,600 I said... 735 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,860 Don't I ever can blame you. 736 00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:44,860 Who are you going up against? 737 00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:45,900 Look. 738 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,300 It's Crystal Swing. 739 00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:48,960 Or it's Bruno Mars. 740 00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:51,140 Or it's Grande. 741 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,380 Or it's fucking Gaga. 742 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:55,060 Or it's... 743 00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:58,040 If you want, I can put you in touch with the guy who's in Maroon 5. 744 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,560 He's gone into the acting biz now. 745 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,840 I was his agent for two weeks. 746 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:02,720 Had to fucking leave. 747 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,260 Kept on fucking whining at me. 748 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,220 Singing to me down the fucking phone about trying to get a gig. 749 00:34:12,820 --> 00:34:13,540 He's got a... 750 00:34:13,540 --> 00:34:14,480 I said, listen, man. 751 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,600 Do you know what? 752 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,860 You had a cup, look at what hits. 753 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,840 You had a couple of good hits, Maroon. 754 00:34:22,540 --> 00:34:22,980 Marooner. 755 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:28,340 Don't get above your fucking station, man. 756 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:29,460 All right? 757 00:34:30,140 --> 00:34:31,300 As far as I'm concerned. 758 00:34:32,180 --> 00:34:33,140 As far... 759 00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:35,540 As far as I concerned, Marooner. 760 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:36,480 I was so... 761 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,820 My feathers were so ruffled. 762 00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:38,700 I was fucking... 763 00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:41,220 Flabbergast in my speech. 764 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,240 Flubbering my lines. 765 00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:43,420 As far as I'm concerned. 766 00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:47,940 You were a fucking auto-tune robot of a man. 767 00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,900 Now you've gone into the acting biz. 768 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,020 Great on you. 769 00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:52,080 Yeah. 770 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:52,820 Well done. 771 00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:55,020 It's good to see you're thinking of your fucking future. 772 00:34:55,420 --> 00:34:56,440 Because you know what? 773 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,720 Every Tom, Dick and Susie has a fucking garage band now. 774 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:00,960 Auto-tunes. 775 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:01,420 Nothing. 776 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,700 Anybody can put it on. 777 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,580 You got in while the gun was good. 778 00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:07,320 While the goose was fat. 779 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:08,660 Yeah? 780 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,320 Now what? 781 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,340 Try auto-tune your way onto a fucking movie set, man. 782 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:14,100 Not gonna happen. 783 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:14,520 Right? 784 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:14,600 Right? 785 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,660 Because you're going up against the big guns. 786 00:35:19,420 --> 00:35:21,040 I'm talking Gosling. 787 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,600 And he's more than a goose. 788 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:25,920 He's still... 789 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,780 He's a grown goose and he's still a Gosling. 790 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,980 It's almost six o'clock. 791 00:35:33,580 --> 00:35:34,440 He put... 792 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,500 He just fucking hung up. 793 00:35:35,580 --> 00:35:36,840 I didn't hear from him then, you know? 794 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,740 I just put pen to paper on a new pension deal from Zurich. 795 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,980 Steve Jennings. 796 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,060 Steve Jennings, guys. 797 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,080 The Jenster. 798 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:50,640 He's actually hanging out with Jenst and Bud in the last day. 799 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:51,800 He was asking for you, Steve. 800 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:54,000 He was asking for you. 801 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:55,080 Konzo. 802 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,100 I was at work. 803 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,220 And I bought a few raffle tickets at a work due. 804 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,620 While I was full of Sam Pelley and Gooser. 805 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,760 I won a Dyson V11. 806 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,120 And it's fantastic. 807 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,860 But they gave it to me at 9pm. 808 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,720 I had to lug the thing around. 809 00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:15,740 Like Jesus with the cross. 810 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,380 For the night. 811 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,080 Jesus Christ. 812 00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:20,140 Steve Jennings. 813 00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:21,680 Cannot believe that, man. 814 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,160 You were at work due. 815 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,900 You won't have Dyson V11 on the raffle and you're lugging it around. 816 00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:29,280 Was that the cordless one? 817 00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:31,700 If that's the cordless. 818 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,800 Congratulations, Jenster. 819 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,180 You've got yourself a fucking cracking little hoover. 820 00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:38,700 Suction on that thing. 821 00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:44,760 And of course, the fact that it's fucking mobile and portable. 822 00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:47,740 You can stick it into the fucking Mercedes and clean that up. 823 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:53,720 You should have seen the mess I had in the boot of the Mercedes there a few months back. 824 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,100 It fucking withstood. 825 00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:58,340 A lot of fucking suction. 826 00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:00,540 Went down to Harvey Norms. 827 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,060 Picked up a fucking V11 cordless Dyson. 828 00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:08,160 Did the fucking job on the back of the Merc. 829 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,160 Two days later. 830 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:09,840 Nothing. 831 00:37:10,740 --> 00:37:11,500 Following week. 832 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,360 As you know, I was under investigation by the Gordie. 833 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,640 They confiscated the vehicle. 834 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:16,680 Took me in for questioning. 835 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:20,180 Managed to get a cord order to fucking hold me for an extra 12 hours. 836 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,060 Released after that. 837 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:22,420 Why? 838 00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:24,480 They couldn't find a fucking bean. 839 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:26,500 In the Merc. 840 00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:27,940 Not that they would find anything. 841 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,480 Because I have nothing to hide. 842 00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:30,520 As I told them. 843 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,820 Yeah, you have me on CCTV. 844 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,540 Traveling at a fucking unbelievable speed. 845 00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:37,600 But I mean. 846 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,380 My only crime was fucking doing 130 when it was 120. 847 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:43,480 That's my only crime. 848 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,060 Now, if you don't mind. 849 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:47,440 Do you want to leave me? 850 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,140 Because I need to go and sell a few cars and a few pension plans. 851 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:52,120 And they had nothing on me. 852 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,440 I just walked out of the police station. 853 00:37:54,580 --> 00:37:55,560 I said, listen, lads. 854 00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:57,160 If you want to talk anymore. 855 00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:58,820 The solicitor is there. 856 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:00,140 He'll take notes. 857 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,280 And he might fucking fax them on to me later. 858 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,320 Because that's what I deal with. 859 00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:06,200 Fax machines when it comes to the Gordie. 860 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,200 Because you belong in the dark ages. 861 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,860 Trying to fucking put me in the frame for something I didn't do. 862 00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:12,880 Go on. 863 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,920 Absolute shower. 864 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:16,800 Of fucking necks. 865 00:38:17,580 --> 00:38:18,340 Neck on you. 866 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:19,340 Like. 867 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:21,280 Your necks, man. 868 00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:25,640 Stretched out, man. 869 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:26,780 Stretched out. 870 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,720 It's almost six o'clock. 871 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,740 Red, thanks so much, buddy babe. 872 00:38:34,060 --> 00:38:36,820 Will you give a shout out to the lads from Kerry Road Trip? 873 00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:37,760 Love the work. 874 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,320 I was actually thinking about heading down to Kerry myself. 875 00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:44,840 I have a few fucking family cousins out there. 876 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:49,900 I like to go down there and just live the fucking nice, easy, simple life, you know? 877 00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:52,460 I raided most of that last night. 878 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:52,780 Thanks. 879 00:38:53,180 --> 00:38:54,340 Do you know if you can blame me, though? 880 00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:55,000 Stir chicken. 881 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:55,780 Yeah, that's, sorry. 882 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,180 Yeah, stir chicken asked me about the Kerry Road Trip, boys. 883 00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:00,000 Big shout out to the Kerry Road Trip, boys. 884 00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:01,200 I might go down there. 885 00:39:01,820 --> 00:39:03,760 You might see me fucking cruising around the ring. 886 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,760 Sooner or later in the fucking new Merc. 887 00:39:07,340 --> 00:39:10,140 Gonna stick a bit of mud tyres on the fucking Merc. 888 00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:12,680 Just get down there and fucking bomb around. 889 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,040 Like. 890 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:14,920 Katzi. 891 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,160 The life advisor. 892 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,220 Thanks so much. 893 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:19,260 Red 2. 894 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:20,320 Red says, 895 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:24,280 A small pension investment to cover your Montelay's splurgos. 896 00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:25,800 On bottles of cab. 897 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,700 And a few pan baguettes. 898 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:28,680 Alright? 899 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:30,000 Alright. 900 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:31,900 Look, Red. 901 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,880 I think it's time me and you had a chat. 902 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,140 Sooner rather than later, okay? 903 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,260 I've heard a few tales about the way you're going on, man. 904 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,400 And, um... 905 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,800 I think you should stop by and have a chat with me. 906 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:47,040 I think you should. 907 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,020 It's almost 6 o'clock. 908 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,620 That's very much to you guys. 909 00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:52,500 Um... 910 00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:54,000 It really means... 911 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,640 Really means a lot that you... 912 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,640 Want to hang out at drive time. 913 00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:01,720 I know I haven't been doing as much driving today. 914 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,180 Just getting used to being back from Montreal. 915 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:05,380 The Grand Prix. 916 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:07,600 Um... 917 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,900 Highlights of that coming up. 918 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,560 But I just want to do another dirt track. 919 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,680 Maybe fucking stick on a bit of a Yates blast. 920 00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:17,400 And just fucking sip... 921 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,080 Sam Peli. 922 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:18,800 Sam Peli. 923 00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:19,780 And then just, you know... 924 00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:21,120 Maybe go... 925 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,540 Maybe go for a fucking silver lap. 926 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,000 Don't want to push you too much. 927 00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:29,160 Maybe fucking bronze trough for the Nürburgring. 928 00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:30,700 And then sign up. 929 00:40:30,940 --> 00:40:31,380 Adios. 930 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,960 Thanks so much for hanging out, guys. 931 00:40:35,220 --> 00:40:36,100 It means a lot. 932 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:36,100 It means a lot. 933 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,440 You know, the working weight can be a fucking tough one. 934 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:40,160 Deals. 935 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:40,900 People. 936 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:41,640 Egos. 937 00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,560 But it all just fucking... 938 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:49,000 Just fucking splashes off the back like rain off a fucking Burg house. 939 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,200 When half five comes by. 940 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,660 And I just sit back behind the wheel. 941 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,400 I grip that perforated leather wheel. 942 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,860 It's almost six o'clock. 943 00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:00,360 Leather bridge. 944 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,780 Just fucking drive the pain away. 945 00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:06,460 Drive the pain away. 946 00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:08,840 Drive the pain away. 947 00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:10,680 Drive the pain away. 948 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,060 Uh-oh. 949 00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:19,400 Grabbing on my wheel like you wanted to. 950 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,040 Telling me all the time that you love it. 951 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,680 Driving my Mercedes. 952 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,660 Cleaning the boot of my Mercedes. 953 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,080 Drive the pain away. 954 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:32,960 Drive the pain away. 955 00:41:33,740 --> 00:41:34,580 Go on holiday. 956 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,660 Every second day. 957 00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:41,460 I'm actually thinking of putting down a fucking endowment pension. 958 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,260 Lump-sum plumper. 959 00:41:45,260 --> 00:41:47,880 On an absolute regal swish chalet. 960 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:51,380 Out in fucking Switzy Boo-Boos. 961 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,020 I'm telling you, man. 962 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,780 Private Learjet is the way to go. 963 00:41:58,140 --> 00:41:59,500 I don't own one myself. 964 00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:01,420 But Zonad is so well connected. 965 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,280 He's got connections coming out of his arse, man. 966 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,660 He's got a Rolex for every second day of the month. 967 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:15,060 And he also is in a WhatsApp cherry picker of a group. 968 00:42:16,060 --> 00:42:17,800 With Eddie Zonad. 969 00:42:18,460 --> 00:42:19,320 Eddie Jordan. 970 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,520 Jensen Buttocks. 971 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,760 Baz of Shamway. 972 00:42:26,060 --> 00:42:27,060 Oh! 973 00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:32,060 And not Arthur, they're Bill Cullen. 974 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,700 Not Arthur, they're Dragon's Denite. 975 00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:37,940 Bill Cullen. 976 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,900 A real sweet salesman. 977 00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:42,860 Who came from nothing. 978 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,100 Came from nothing, guys. 979 00:42:47,580 --> 00:42:49,180 Made everything out of himself. 980 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:52,840 It's almost six o'clock. 981 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,200 Came from nothing. 982 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,600 And look at this. 983 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:56,960 Bellevue, guys. 984 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,500 Lovely, sweet little fucking Des Alps. 985 00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:03,940 Don't know if you've seen the Phantom Thread. 986 00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:07,260 I was actually doing principal photography on that. 987 00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:10,480 I'm actually a DOP as well, don't you know? 988 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:14,060 I have a fucking truck full of equipment and gear. 989 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,140 And I have a great website. 990 00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:25,460 I was doing principal photography. 991 00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:30,900 I was doing principal photography on the Phantom Thread. 992 00:43:32,260 --> 00:43:38,440 I actually had the fucking bonus idea of making a spin-off knock-off comedy show called... 993 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,600 The Phantom Thread. 994 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:48,180 Like a kind of drop-off comedy show. 995 00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:52,020 Nightmare reverie dressed up in really cool clothing. 996 00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:55,880 Tailor-made by none other. 997 00:43:58,700 --> 00:44:00,420 Who the hell was that, man? 998 00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:03,280 Someone outside shouting, close your legs. 999 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:09,660 By none other than the acting great genius himself. 1000 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,280 What was his name? 1001 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:17,480 He was in fucking Dances with Wolves and The Phantom Thread. 1002 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,180 What was his name again? 1003 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,320 It's almost six o'clock. 1004 00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:24,920 Don't leave me hanging here. 1005 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,520 I'm going to have to sip a bit of San Pell until you tell me his name. 1006 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,100 Daniel Day... Daniel Day-Q-S. 1007 00:44:34,140 --> 00:44:35,760 It's almost six o'clock. 1008 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:42,700 Oh my god. 1009 00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:46,700 Thank you very much. 1010 00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:49,520 Yeah, I was doing principal photography. 1011 00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:51,700 D.O.P. shit. 1012 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:56,560 On the Phantom Thread. 1013 00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:58,940 Which went on to win an Oscar. 1014 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,400 For best clothes. 1015 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,700 And I told the director... 1016 00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:09,540 What was his name? 1017 00:45:09,620 --> 00:45:10,680 Was it Anderson or something? 1018 00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:12,380 I was like, listen, Anders. 1019 00:45:13,100 --> 00:45:15,700 Your last film, Mother, was shy. 1020 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,540 I went to watch it. 1021 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,060 It was fucking cock. 1022 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:24,380 You did well with Magnolia or whatever it was. 1023 00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:25,060 What was the other one? 1024 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,240 Requiem for a dream. 1025 00:45:27,980 --> 00:45:28,800 Ass to ass. 1026 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:29,840 Yeah, great scene. 1027 00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:30,780 But look it. 1028 00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:35,000 I think what you want to do is get rid of Daniel Day-Lewis. 1029 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,380 He's not going to open the film, man. 1030 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:38,780 He said... 1031 00:45:39,580 --> 00:45:40,940 He goes, Connor Williams. 1032 00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:43,760 Principal photographer on the Phantom Thread. 1033 00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:48,840 Who do you suggest I cast in the lead role for this film? 1034 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,220 Instead of Daniel Day-Lewis. 1035 00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:55,640 I said, none other than Bill Cullen. 1036 00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,000 He just fucking looked at me. 1037 00:45:59,480 --> 00:45:59,920 Blank. 1038 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,480 Blank stare. 1039 00:46:01,740 --> 00:46:02,380 He said... 1040 00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:05,240 I don't want you on this gig anymore, man. 1041 00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:08,200 I don't want you on this gig and I want you to leave. 1042 00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:09,800 He said, get to... 1043 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,240 Shut your mouth, man. 1044 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:14,780 I'm going to fucking finish the contract. 1045 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,700 I don't care about being here during the shoot. 1046 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,020 You're not going to get rid of me during pre-production. 1047 00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:20,760 I'm after... 1048 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:24,860 I took a fucking loan out on a red camera, man. 1049 00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:27,000 It's fucking 45,000 euro, man. 1050 00:46:27,060 --> 00:46:27,880 I took a fucking... 1051 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:28,760 Took a big hit. 1052 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:30,260 Took a loan out, yeah. 1053 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:31,520 Didn't need one. 1054 00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:32,440 But I did anyway. 1055 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,060 I've got a load of shit in the fucking truck with me. 1056 00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,040 I've got my own fucking personal crew. 1057 00:46:42,620 --> 00:46:44,820 And Zurich pension plans covering me. 1058 00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:46,420 And Zurich insurance covering me. 1059 00:46:46,420 --> 00:46:47,800 Up my arse. 1060 00:46:49,020 --> 00:46:49,580 And if you... 1061 00:46:49,580 --> 00:46:52,240 If you get rid of me off this fucking shoot... 1062 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,760 I'm going to get Zurich to get you. 1063 00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:56,440 Alright? 1064 00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,260 There's a fucking Zurich clause in the contract. 1065 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,300 You didn't read the fucking small print, mate. 1066 00:47:01,940 --> 00:47:02,360 Anderson. 1067 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:06,400 Phantom thread. 1068 00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:07,320 Phantom shit. 1069 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:09,500 I just went like this. 1070 00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:10,080 Anderson. 1071 00:47:10,380 --> 00:47:11,020 See you later. 1072 00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:16,600 Who's laughing now, Anderson? 1073 00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:19,660 Who's laughing now, man? 1074 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,060 Do you know what he did? 1075 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,440 That fucking snake, Anderson. 1076 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,880 That fucking snake, Anderson. 1077 00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:41,980 Started crying. 1078 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,860 Started crying in front of all the crew. 1079 00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:52,180 Daniel Day-Lewis gets off the fucking minibus. 1080 00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:55,920 He goes, what's going on here? 1081 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:56,560 I said, listen. 1082 00:47:58,260 --> 00:47:59,080 Day-boy. 1083 00:47:59,980 --> 00:48:01,020 Don't worry, hon. 1084 00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:08,360 He said, what? 1085 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:09,180 Don't call me hon. 1086 00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,540 I said, I'll fucking call you what you like, man. 1087 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,640 Because that's a trick in the trade. 1088 00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:18,960 You can demasculate a fucking one of the big shots 1089 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,400 by calling them a woman's kind of term of endearment. 1090 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:22,480 He didn't like that. 1091 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:23,900 I said, listen. 1092 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:24,980 Sit down. 1093 00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,160 Put a fucking scarf and a hat on 1094 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:28,460 because it's a bit chilly up here. 1095 00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:31,940 And have a fucking cafe au lait. 1096 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,740 He goes, what's wrong with Anderson? 1097 00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:40,220 I said, he's having a fucking bit of a fucking wow-wow moment. 1098 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,300 Because he thought that I was going to fucking take the hard road. 1099 00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:45,620 But he was wrong. 1100 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:47,860 I jerked it up. 1101 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:49,100 Anderson didn't. 1102 00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:54,800 Now I'm going to go and get some fucking nice fucking principal photography shots for you. 1103 00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,920 Which you're going to use in the shoot. 1104 00:48:58,920 --> 00:48:59,360 Okay. 1105 00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:07,200 Dave Lewis was like, Connor, thank you so much for being on the shoot, man. 1106 00:49:07,260 --> 00:49:08,260 I said, don't worry about it. 1107 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:08,540 Look. 1108 00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:11,820 Fucking dickhead over there is going to get rid of me, no doubt. 1109 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:12,940 I don't give a fuck. 1110 00:49:14,220 --> 00:49:15,280 I don't give a fuck, man. 1111 00:49:16,940 --> 00:49:19,280 I've got a few gigs of RTE coming up when I get home. 1112 00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:20,560 Okay. 1113 00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:21,640 I've got an independent. 1114 00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:23,620 I'm really in with the film board. 1115 00:49:24,220 --> 00:49:24,860 They know me. 1116 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,180 I'm a fucking one-man army. 1117 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,060 Now, is there anything I can get you? 1118 00:49:30,140 --> 00:49:30,820 I can get one of the... 1119 00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:31,660 Is there anything I can get you? 1120 00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:33,520 He said, I would like... 1121 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:34,740 This is Dave Lewis now. 1122 00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:37,520 So he had his coffee ordered. 1123 00:49:37,660 --> 00:49:39,700 He goes, I would like... 1124 00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:40,720 And this is the way he spoke. 1125 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,660 Get me a dozen roses. 1126 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,880 And 15 buttercups from the Grindelwald Basin. 1127 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,740 I said, right out, Danny. 1128 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,120 Don't worry, man. 1129 00:49:57,220 --> 00:49:59,460 I looked over at the runner who I had hired. 1130 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,720 I was like, hey, Gavin. 1131 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:04,640 Gavin. 1132 00:50:05,260 --> 00:50:06,580 The fuck are you doing, man? 1133 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,060 Playing with yourself inside the fucking truck. 1134 00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:14,100 Get down to the bottom of the Grindelwald Valley now 1135 00:50:14,100 --> 00:50:15,460 and start picking roses. 1136 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,480 Otherwise, you'll be straight on the next plane back home 1137 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,680 to IADT. 1138 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,260 Back to your fucking course. 1139 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,400 He was like, yes. 1140 00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:26,220 Yes, Connor. 1141 00:50:26,540 --> 00:50:27,160 No, Connor. 1142 00:50:27,260 --> 00:50:28,360 Three bags full, Connor. 1143 00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:29,220 I was like, yeah. 1144 00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:30,300 Yeah. 1145 00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:30,300 Yeah. 1146 00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:30,300 Yeah. 1147 00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:32,960 It's almost six o'clock. 1148 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,820 I did the gig anyway and just got it done. 1149 00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:35,840 What, you know? 1150 00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:37,400 Film went on to win an Oscar. 1151 00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:39,480 Fucking Pistorius in the bag. 1152 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:40,260 It's almost six o'clock. 1153 00:50:40,260 --> 00:50:42,020 No mention of me on the credits, though. 1154 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:43,140 Doesn't matter. 1155 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,800 I got the fucking payday I wanted. 1156 00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:45,700 Anderson? 1157 00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:47,520 Fuck off, man. 1158 00:50:47,600 --> 00:51:15,980 Sorry guys. I said Anderson you're nothing. Half shot Jack thanks so much. I said Anderson you're nothing compared to Wes Anderson. Have you seen the composition in his shots? Yeah. There's a man who puts effort into his fucking scenes. Not like you. Just gets a load of old garbage back to the edit suite and then what? 1159 00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:30,700 Just tries to fucking edit something out of nothing. Make a load of fucking ambience. Throw some horrible paranoia music in behind some fucking scenes of depravity. That's Oscar worthy is it? 1160 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,040 Hollywood movie shoot. 1161 00:51:49,940 --> 00:52:04,620 Didn't give a fuck man. The next week I was back home doing a fucking corporate for Aviva. Don't tell Zurich. And what can I say? Connor Williams lives to sell a pension another day. 1162 00:52:05,620 --> 00:52:19,680 It's almost six o'clock guys. Welcome back to Drive Time with me Connor Williams. Former senior sales executive with Mercedes Ireland. Partner at KPMG by the age of 23. 1163 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:39,160 Worked as a media buyer for two years. Got out of a year and a half because I fucking stank. Didn't like the attitude of some of the people I had to work with. So I didn't have to fucking stay with them. 1164 00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:48,380 At the moment yeah I'm just doing life guru kind of stuff. Drive time. Sell the odd Merc. 1165 00:52:50,640 --> 00:53:07,820 I'm actually uh... I buy them. I'm still friendly with a few of the grease monkeys. At Mercedes Ireland so they usually do a nice little tidy up service job on them free of charge because I am who I am. I am Connor Williams. 1166 00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:17,640 Cedar Hayes man. And uh, mix all that stuff up with a bit of Zurich. Zurich squash court. 1167 00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:27,080 Zurich five to side with boys. Just Zurich, Zurich, Zurich all day all long. Never forgetting of course, Sam Peli dreams. 1168 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,680 It's almost six o'clock. 1169 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,240 Stick a bit of Yates on, see how we're getting on there. 1170 00:53:42,520 --> 00:54:07,880 We'll give them appropriate antibiotics. We will send off blood cultures and culture to the suspected area. We will do some pertinent blood tests. And they'd be the main things that we do initially. Antibiotics are the key thing to successful treatment and early antibiotics are the key thing. It's when those early antibiotics are missed and the disease gets established and the disease, the patients get into septic shock, which is what I see. 1171 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:24,200 With septic shock is, is classically a, a very unwell patient with a very low blood pressure with significant impairment of vital organs, such as their heart, their cardiovascular system, such as their blood pressure, very impaired breathing. 1172 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,680 And is septic shock treatable? 1173 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:34,680 Well, it is. Well, we support septic shock in ICU, but the treatment of infection is antibiotics. 1174 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:36,120 So all the support... 1175 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,640 How do you mean you support septic shock? 1176 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,720 Well, you, you, you support... 1177 00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:39,720 You support... 1178 00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:41,720 You support... 1179 00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:43,720 ...the organs failing... 1180 00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:46,400 Beautiful shot there, guys. 1181 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:47,680 The Bellevue. 1182 00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:51,800 I'm afraid we're going to have to leave that there and head to Nuremberg for one... 1183 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,320 ...go. 1184 00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,320 One crack... 1185 00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,320 ...at the big... 1186 00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,240 ...silver. 1187 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:04,160 Thanks very much for joining us here today at Drive Time. 1188 00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:06,160 I'm Connor Williams taking you... 1189 00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:11,660 ...a drive into the early evening slot of your life. 1190 00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:13,240 Hopefully you've had a great day today. 1191 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:14,660 Powerful Tuesday. 1192 00:55:15,540 --> 00:55:17,080 We're going to power into the midweek. 1193 00:55:18,340 --> 00:55:19,380 Hard and fast. 1194 00:55:20,020 --> 00:55:21,160 And nothing else... 1195 00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:24,580 ...but a Mercedes AMG range. 1196 00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:26,840 It's going to be beautiful. 1197 00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:29,440 You're going to need Botox... 1198 00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,420 ...after I'm done with you. 1199 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:33,320 Because the G's that we're going to be hitting... 1200 00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:34,100 ...pure G-spot. 1201 00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:35,740 It's going to wreck your face. 1202 00:55:36,660 --> 00:55:37,920 It's going to wreck your face. 1203 00:55:38,700 --> 00:55:40,040 You're going to wake up... 1204 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,040 ...with lines... 1205 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:43,420 ...and crow's feet dot IE. 1206 00:55:43,420 --> 00:55:59,200 ...tmf70tmf. 1207 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,000 Thanks very much for the praying hands emoji. 1208 00:56:02,940 --> 00:56:05,140 And that's that one, two, three, four, five... 1209 00:56:05,140 --> 00:56:07,120 ...five silver medal emojis. 1210 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000 Thanks very much, man. 1211 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,140 Appreciate it. 1212 00:56:10,140 --> 00:56:15,720 Sean Flanagan, how are you? 1213 00:56:15,860 --> 00:56:17,260 Would you not buy G-spot? 1214 00:56:17,340 --> 00:56:18,160 I might do, yeah. 1215 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:19,040 I might do. 1216 00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:23,120 Let's start. 1217 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:24,200 Let's start. 1218 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,040 Brought to you by San Pellegrino. 1219 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:43,580 Farfurter, thank you. 1220 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,520 Thank you so much, Farfurter. 1221 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,500 For the 265. 1222 00:56:48,180 --> 00:56:50,500 One, basket of junk bonds... 1223 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,360 ...has a higher adjusted return... 1224 00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:54,560 ...than most high-grade portfolios. 1225 00:56:54,820 --> 00:56:57,180 Two, same logic applies to dating. 1226 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,880 Don't know what that means, Far... 1227 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,140 ...but I'm sure if I fucking read into it... 1228 00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:03,680 ...it would... 1229 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,320 ...it might actually be something bad. 1230 00:57:06,540 --> 00:57:07,280 Let's have a look. 1231 00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:25,360 Oh, yeah. 1232 00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:27,060 This is it, man. 1233 00:57:27,460 --> 00:57:29,180 Fucking hats and back dreams. 1234 00:57:29,180 --> 00:57:33,760 You might notice... 1235 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,760 ...that I've upped my game a little here, guys. 1236 00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,640 Courtesy of Zonad.ie, the new website... 1237 00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,140 ...that my friend has started... 1238 00:57:42,140 --> 00:57:44,080 ...which details everything going on... 1239 00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,080 ...in Irish society. 1240 00:57:45,340 --> 00:57:46,980 From Conor McGregor fights... 1241 00:57:46,980 --> 00:57:48,960 ...right down to Game of Thrones... 1242 00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:50,300 ...and also... 1243 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,800 ...all the latest... 1244 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,920 ...and greatest Irish political action. 1245 00:57:55,580 --> 00:57:57,980 Zonad is actually so well-connected... 1246 00:57:57,980 --> 00:58:00,440 ...that he knows what Leo Varaga has... 1247 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:01,820 ...for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 1248 00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:06,620 The Zone Meister. 1249 00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:08,200 Get into the Zone. 1250 00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:10,640 As we enter the Flugplatz... 1251 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,300 ...at an amazing flying speed. 1252 00:58:13,140 --> 00:58:13,560 Conor Williams... 1253 00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:14,560 ...never... 1254 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:15,560 ...ever... 1255 00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:18,500 ...drives automatic anymore. 1256 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:18,960 ...pure... 1257 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:19,960 ...pure... 1258 00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:20,960 ...manual transmission. 1259 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:23,860 Don't at me. 1260 00:58:24,980 --> 00:58:27,420 Into the Schweiden Cruise we go. 1261 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,180 ...ah... 1262 00:58:30,180 --> 00:58:30,880 ...fuck that. 1263 00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:33,180 We'll just go for another quick restart, guys. 1264 00:58:33,940 --> 00:58:35,060 San Pellegrino... 1265 00:58:35,060 --> 00:58:35,800 ...knock it back. 1266 00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:39,220 ...easier said than done. 1267 00:58:51,140 --> 00:58:59,760 dedication Zulu nation was actually doing the Nurburgring there with a tribe called Quest a few 1268 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:07,460 weeks ago and we had Africa Bambaataa in the back he was slowing us down though we had to kick him out 1269 00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:16,700 when we got to the fucking floatplats sorry I got I get I got confused there Africa's dead 1270 00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:24,980 may he rest in fucking peace guys who was it someone else that he had fat Albert or something 1271 00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:33,320 think he's dead too fuck it car is actually sorry we're gonna start again there sorry 1272 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:46,500 thank you very much Adrian's wall it's amazing what the Romans did they're building that Adrian's 1273 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:50,160 wall he was Adrian's are you see grand 1274 00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:57,840 hats a back 1275 00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:10,860 fuck's sake sorry about this guys technical gremlins this is the last time and then we're out I need to 1276 01:00:10,860 --> 01:00:16,080 show you the highlights from the Formula One World Championship we've got them coming up thanks very 1277 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:26,520 much anonymous hope you're doing well one more crack of the whip here come on sand Peli come on Connor come 1278 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:46,740 come on you can do it Connor nice and easy tickle the apex shift shift your gears hard not soft 91 that's too slow should be going faster 1279 01:00:46,740 --> 01:01:15,360 bit of a cheeky one there cheek as penis into the Hawkeye can we go no one's gonna tell me what to do no one's gonna tell me what to do see you later do you know who I am Connor Williams 1280 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:18,240 and the last thing you see at night 1281 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:21,400 before you dream your nightmares. 1282 01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,620 Floodplats, nothing to me, baby. 1283 01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:33,500 I was actually showing Lewis Hamilton my fucking pedal slippers, 1284 01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:35,600 sponsored by Sam Pelly, and he was like, 1285 01:01:36,180 --> 01:01:38,420 how can you hook me up with that sponsorship deal? 1286 01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:40,780 I said, talk to me after the race, man. 1287 01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:43,520 I'll get you goosed, and I'll take your number, 1288 01:01:43,740 --> 01:01:45,140 even though I have it already, you know? 1289 01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,440 But we got him then. 1290 01:01:48,660 --> 01:01:51,400 He's actually going to be sponsored by them for the next race. 1291 01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:55,240 And we got him into the fucking WhatsApp chat group as well with Zonad. 1292 01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,600 Lewis Hamilton was made up with that. 1293 01:01:58,020 --> 01:02:02,000 But he started complaining about the standard of memes that were being shared. 1294 01:02:03,900 --> 01:02:07,760 Particular, one culprit, Eddie Jordan, 1295 01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,660 was sharing subpar shit-tier memes. 1296 01:02:12,660 --> 01:02:17,920 in the WhatsApp chat group, guys. 1297 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,180 Which prompted Lewis, Lewdog Hamilton 1298 01:02:25,180 --> 01:02:28,740 to send a text to the group saying, 1299 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:30,720 get rid of Eddie Normie, man. 1300 01:02:32,220 --> 01:02:33,060 He's shit. 1301 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,560 And, uh, here we go. 1302 01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,040 Metzgefeld. 1303 01:02:43,620 --> 01:02:45,340 But I've said to you before, you know, 1304 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,540 I was in the same group before. 1305 01:02:46,620 --> 01:02:49,260 I had to leave that group because... 1306 01:02:50,260 --> 01:02:55,480 Eddie Jordan was taking photographs of memes on Facebook 1307 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,900 and just posting them 1308 01:02:57,900 --> 01:03:00,700 to the WhatsApp group. 1309 01:03:01,940 --> 01:03:02,800 And they were shit. 1310 01:03:03,340 --> 01:03:05,860 It was the one he just kept on sending the same one. 1311 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:07,740 It was like a picture of a baby. 1312 01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:10,080 Like this. 1313 01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:12,940 And the meme said, 1314 01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:15,120 when you find... 1315 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:15,900 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1316 01:03:15,980 --> 01:03:17,420 When you find a can of Guinness... 1317 01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:19,080 The last can of Guinness in the fridge 1318 01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,080 and it was just like a baby like that... 1319 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,700 We had to get rid of him. 1320 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,320 It's almost six o'clock. 1321 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,240 Thank you very much, Marij. 1322 01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:39,540 One more crack of this whip 1323 01:03:39,540 --> 01:03:41,000 and then it's adios. 1324 01:03:43,940 --> 01:03:46,100 I'm going too fucking slow on that first turn. 1325 01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,640 Thank you very much for that tip. 1326 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:29,620 Thank you. 1327 01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:30,100 Fuck you. 1328 01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:30,860 See you later. 1329 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:32,140 You ever seen the like? 1330 01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:32,760 No. 1331 01:04:33,140 --> 01:04:33,960 Connor Williams. 1332 01:04:34,860 --> 01:04:35,900 I just drive. 1333 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,080 Drive like the wind. 1334 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,280 And I sell insurance and pensions. 1335 01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:40,360 And that's all I do. 1336 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:41,340 That's all I want to do. 1337 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,880 It's almost six o'clock. 1338 01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:48,860 But yeah, myself. 1339 01:04:49,740 --> 01:04:50,880 And a Q-tip. 1340 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:52,980 From a tribe called Quest. 1341 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:56,620 We're in the back of the AMG there. 1342 01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:57,580 The last day. 1343 01:04:57,660 --> 01:04:58,860 It was being driven at pace 1344 01:04:58,860 --> 01:05:01,600 by the mother from Crystal Swing. 1345 01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:03,000 Mama Swing. 1346 01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:03,940 The swing setter. 1347 01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:05,540 The trend setter. 1348 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,940 And she'd left the kids at home. 1349 01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:10,800 And she said, 1350 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,960 Look, I want to set yourself and tip 1351 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:17,740 on a fucking non-stop gold trofe round. 1352 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:19,700 The Yokohama Bend. 1353 01:05:21,860 --> 01:05:22,840 So she did. 1354 01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:26,180 And she's actually a fucking great driver. 1355 01:05:27,220 --> 01:05:29,100 I heard somewhere there's a rumor 1356 01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:32,040 that fucking Racing Point were trying to snap her up. 1357 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,680 But she was going on tour with the kids. 1358 01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:36,800 And she had a new album to make. 1359 01:05:39,260 --> 01:05:40,980 So that she has done. 1360 01:05:41,660 --> 01:05:42,160 But I mean, 1361 01:05:42,820 --> 01:05:44,440 when I saw them the other day in Montreal 1362 01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,680 trying to flog a Crystal Sexwing, 1363 01:05:46,780 --> 01:05:48,180 it really boggled my mind. 1364 01:05:48,260 --> 01:05:48,480 I was like, 1365 01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:50,180 Why didn't they just stick at the music? 1366 01:05:51,140 --> 01:05:51,640 But I mean, 1367 01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:53,480 they're going up against Ariana Grande. 1368 01:05:53,820 --> 01:05:54,740 Bruno Mars. 1369 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,040 That dickhead from Maroon 5 1370 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,460 who I've kind of fucking, 1371 01:05:58,620 --> 01:06:00,520 I set him back on a good course there 1372 01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:02,180 because he was meant to be doing film work 1373 01:06:02,180 --> 01:06:04,120 but now he's gone back into the music biz. 1374 01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:07,320 Oh, please don't fuck. 1375 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,400 I'm just going to keep going, guys. 1376 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:13,960 A few technical gremlish goes. 1377 01:06:14,140 --> 01:06:21,460 But the thing was, 1378 01:06:21,540 --> 01:06:24,340 they had a massive Crystal Sexwing 1379 01:06:24,340 --> 01:06:25,960 set up in the convention center. 1380 01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:30,880 And it was faux Crystal. 1381 01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,500 Kind of Swarovski Crystal sort of job. 1382 01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:35,000 Like, you know? 1383 01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:37,000 And the guy, 1384 01:06:37,100 --> 01:06:38,980 the young fella was doing the hucklebook on it. 1385 01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:39,900 Yet again, 1386 01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:41,220 any chance he gets 1387 01:06:41,220 --> 01:06:42,580 to do the hucklebook, 1388 01:06:43,340 --> 01:06:44,540 you can't stop him, man. 1389 01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:46,100 He's the fucking hucklebook meister. 1390 01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:46,680 Like, you know. 1391 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:49,280 Hucklebookster. 1392 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:52,280 It's funny 1393 01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:53,280 because I was actually watching 1394 01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:54,800 Uncle Buck that morning 1395 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:56,760 on the flight back from Montreal. 1396 01:06:58,140 --> 01:06:59,140 Or to Montreal, 1397 01:06:59,360 --> 01:06:59,860 should I say. 1398 01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:01,740 And he was doing the hucklebook 1399 01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:04,460 on top of the Swarovski Crystal 1400 01:07:04,460 --> 01:07:06,460 Dot IE swing set. 1401 01:07:06,580 --> 01:07:07,300 Sex swing set. 1402 01:07:08,940 --> 01:07:10,600 And his shoes, 1403 01:07:11,260 --> 01:07:12,760 the tap-downs and shoes he was wearing, 1404 01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:15,020 they huckle-busted the crystal. 1405 01:07:15,620 --> 01:07:18,340 And it was just glass and crystal shards everywhere. 1406 01:07:19,300 --> 01:07:20,800 And one of the German investors, 1407 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:22,500 Schweidenkreuzer, 1408 01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:24,800 he got a bit of fucking crystal in his eye. 1409 01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:27,700 Because your man was doing the hucklebook so hard. 1410 01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:30,400 He was kicking shards of crystal 1411 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:31,540 into the crowd. 1412 01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:33,080 The onlooker's eyes 1413 01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:35,500 at the Adel Convention Center. 1414 01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:37,480 AVN job. 1415 01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:38,800 And, uh, 1416 01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:39,180 it was, 1417 01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:40,820 there was a big crowd gathered around, 1418 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:41,360 like, you know, 1419 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,560 and a few enthusiasts, 1420 01:07:42,820 --> 01:07:43,780 and a few of the big names, 1421 01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:44,200 like, 1422 01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:45,660 Gianna Michaels, 1423 01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:47,260 and, uh, 1424 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:48,340 who else? 1425 01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:50,540 I think even Gianna Hayes 1426 01:07:50,540 --> 01:07:51,440 was making a comeback. 1427 01:07:51,940 --> 01:07:52,360 Whoa! 1428 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:53,460 But, uh, 1429 01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:55,900 I was like, 1430 01:07:55,940 --> 01:07:57,340 that's the shit show, guys. 1431 01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,680 Bit of a technical gremlins malfunction there, guys, 1432 01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:01,620 on the sex swing. 1433 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:04,680 Um, 1434 01:08:05,220 --> 01:08:07,260 but it was mostly Swarovski's money. 1435 01:08:07,380 --> 01:08:09,180 They knew the risks associated with it, 1436 01:08:09,220 --> 01:08:09,680 like, you know? 1437 01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:13,980 Fucking mad. 1438 01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:15,240 Really was mad. 1439 01:08:15,740 --> 01:08:16,500 Two days later, 1440 01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:16,900 like, 1441 01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:18,580 she's a professional. 1442 01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:19,680 The mother is a professional, 1443 01:08:19,820 --> 01:08:20,220 like, you know? 1444 01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:21,600 Two days later, 1445 01:08:21,660 --> 01:08:22,580 she's driving around 1446 01:08:22,580 --> 01:08:24,980 the Nürburgring in an AMG 1447 01:08:24,980 --> 01:08:27,280 with myself and Q-Tip 1448 01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:28,780 from a tribe called Quest 1449 01:08:28,780 --> 01:08:29,440 in the back. 1450 01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:32,420 And I was beatboxing, 1451 01:08:32,780 --> 01:08:34,660 and Tip was just fucking rhyming. 1452 01:08:34,740 --> 01:08:36,000 It was like a lyrical assassin. 1453 01:08:36,780 --> 01:08:37,880 I had a great beat going. 1454 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:38,660 I was kind of like, 1455 01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:45,240 and, uh, 1456 01:08:45,820 --> 01:08:47,340 she was just lifting it, 1457 01:08:47,820 --> 01:08:51,180 wearing a pair of fucking red stilettos, 1458 01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,080 and she had the keytar on as well 1459 01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:53,820 whilst driving. 1460 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:54,260 I said, 1461 01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:55,420 both hands on the wheel. 1462 01:08:56,180 --> 01:08:57,620 She wouldn't communicate for a word. 1463 01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:58,980 She could only communicate 1464 01:08:58,980 --> 01:09:01,020 through the medium of keytar. 1465 01:09:02,660 --> 01:09:03,460 Q-Tip said, 1466 01:09:03,780 --> 01:09:05,420 I've never seen anything like this. 1467 01:09:06,260 --> 01:09:07,180 Where are you from? 1468 01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:07,900 I said, 1469 01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:09,420 she's from Middleton and Cork. 1470 01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:11,940 I'm from fucking Seapoint. 1471 01:09:12,860 --> 01:09:14,360 If you want to come back later on, 1472 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,320 I've got a fucking Airbnb. 1473 01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:16,280 I'm renting it out, man. 1474 01:09:17,180 --> 01:09:18,100 Five bedroom. 1475 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,260 Secret garden at the back. 1476 01:09:21,140 --> 01:09:24,480 Fucking steam room-cum-fucking-sauna shower setup. 1477 01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:25,860 He was like, 1478 01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:26,500 no way! 1479 01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,200 I have one of those in my house 1480 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:29,160 back in Brooklyn. 1481 01:09:29,580 --> 01:09:29,860 I said, 1482 01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:30,940 do you still live there, man? 1483 01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:33,120 I was there on holiday a few years ago. 1484 01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:34,460 Not my scene. 1485 01:09:34,620 --> 01:09:35,400 I suppose it's alright 1486 01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:36,000 if you're, like, 1487 01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:36,380 a fucking, 1488 01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:38,060 uh, 1489 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,700 a student or a hipster or whatever, man. 1490 01:09:40,740 --> 01:09:41,060 But, like, 1491 01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:41,920 not now. 1492 01:09:42,180 --> 01:09:43,160 Not at my age. 1493 01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:44,980 He said, 1494 01:09:45,020 --> 01:09:45,240 yeah, 1495 01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:46,820 I still have family there and whatnot. 1496 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:47,400 I said, 1497 01:09:47,460 --> 01:09:47,820 listen, 1498 01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:48,520 tip, 1499 01:09:49,860 --> 01:09:52,040 have you thought about your fucking future, man? 1500 01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:53,260 He said, 1501 01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:53,560 no. 1502 01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:56,560 I live fast and I die young. 1503 01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:57,500 I said, 1504 01:09:57,540 --> 01:09:57,860 yeah. 1505 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,800 That kind of attitude will get you into trouble. 1506 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:01,940 But what age are you now, man? 1507 01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:02,980 You're fucking, what, 48? 1508 01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:04,680 You're nearly 50, tip. 1509 01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:06,500 Where are the records, bud? 1510 01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:08,740 Where are the fucking records, man? 1511 01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:11,680 He said, 1512 01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:12,280 they're nowhere. 1513 01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:14,680 I said, 1514 01:10:15,100 --> 01:10:17,060 you lost your mate as well 1515 01:10:17,060 --> 01:10:17,400 and you're, 1516 01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:18,480 you're a bollocks to him. 1517 01:10:18,540 --> 01:10:19,220 I seen the doc, 1518 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:20,540 I seen the documentary, man. 1519 01:10:20,660 --> 01:10:21,860 You both fell out. 1520 01:10:22,820 --> 01:10:23,780 He was keeping it real. 1521 01:10:25,940 --> 01:10:27,780 And you were being a bit of a fucking diva. 1522 01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:28,820 He said, 1523 01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:29,040 listen, 1524 01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:30,180 don't talk that to me 1525 01:10:30,180 --> 01:10:31,220 because you don't know me. 1526 01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:31,520 I said, 1527 01:10:31,580 --> 01:10:31,760 listen, 1528 01:10:31,820 --> 01:10:32,700 I know everybody 1529 01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:35,260 and I want to put you 1530 01:10:35,260 --> 01:10:38,040 into pole position 1531 01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:39,700 with your future. 1532 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:41,200 Okay? 1533 01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:42,460 No rapping, 1534 01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:43,340 no bars, 1535 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:45,180 just pen to paper 1536 01:10:45,180 --> 01:10:47,640 on a fucking Zurich pension plan. 1537 01:10:47,780 --> 01:10:48,020 He said, 1538 01:10:48,060 --> 01:10:48,860 I'm too old for that, 1539 01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:49,100 Connor. 1540 01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:49,420 I said, 1541 01:10:49,460 --> 01:10:50,100 you're not, 1542 01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:50,440 tip. 1543 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,200 you're not too old. 1544 01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:53,660 You are, 1545 01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:55,160 Q-tip, 1546 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:55,520 one of the, 1547 01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,320 one of the best MCs in the world, 1548 01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:57,620 man. 1549 01:10:58,240 --> 01:10:59,180 And you're never, 1550 01:10:59,620 --> 01:11:00,660 ever too old 1551 01:11:00,660 --> 01:11:02,020 or young 1552 01:11:02,020 --> 01:11:04,240 to start a pension plan. 1553 01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:04,980 He goes, 1554 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:05,560 what's a pension? 1555 01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:05,880 I said, 1556 01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:07,640 it's a big pot of money 1557 01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:11,520 which you're going to use 1558 01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,620 to fund the lifestyle you want 1559 01:11:13,620 --> 01:11:15,040 and deserve when you retire. 1560 01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:16,940 It's almost six o'clock. 1561 01:11:17,580 --> 01:11:17,860 Comprende? 1562 01:11:18,740 --> 01:11:19,400 He said, 1563 01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:20,040 I comprehend, 1564 01:11:20,420 --> 01:11:20,820 yes. 1565 01:11:21,460 --> 01:11:21,720 It's like, 1566 01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:22,320 good stuff, 1567 01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:22,900 good boy. 1568 01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:26,700 Now sing me a little song there 1569 01:11:26,700 --> 01:11:30,000 while I get the fucking documents together. 1570 01:11:30,700 --> 01:11:32,280 Rifle through the fucking satchel 1571 01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:32,900 I had with me. 1572 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:36,160 We had him set up in no time. 1573 01:11:36,780 --> 01:11:38,640 Didn't even bother listening to what he said 1574 01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:39,320 or he was singing. 1575 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,160 And after that then, 1576 01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:43,340 I had to cut her in 1577 01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:44,940 on fucking 20% commish. 1578 01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:46,280 The Swingster. 1579 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:47,140 The Swing Set. 1580 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:50,240 Because 1581 01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:52,080 she held it down, man. 1582 01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:53,140 She was peddled to the metal 1583 01:11:53,140 --> 01:11:54,680 and just fucking held the car down. 1584 01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:57,660 And that disorientated Q-Tip. 1585 01:11:58,480 --> 01:11:59,980 He was a great, great rapper. 1586 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:01,760 But he's a shit businessman. 1587 01:12:02,260 --> 01:12:03,960 He didn't really know what was going on. 1588 01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:05,820 And we managed to sell him good. 1589 01:12:06,540 --> 01:12:07,780 A real fat pension. 1590 01:12:11,780 --> 01:12:12,740 Connor McArdle, 1591 01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:14,860 thanks so much for the great good. 1592 01:12:14,860 --> 01:12:15,120 Goose. 1593 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,460 Thanks so much, 1594 01:12:17,540 --> 01:12:18,380 Connor McArdle, 1595 01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:20,380 for the great goose, baby. 1596 01:12:21,060 --> 01:12:21,460 Yeah. 1597 01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:24,000 Such a luxurious drink. 1598 01:12:24,660 --> 01:12:26,560 I don't know if you've ever had some yourself, Connor, 1599 01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:29,820 but I'm trying to check it out, man. 1600 01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:38,000 It picked him a bank fraud. 1601 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,320 Mary G. 1602 01:12:39,820 --> 01:12:40,220 Hollande. 1603 01:12:40,420 --> 01:12:41,340 Thank you so much. 1604 01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:43,640 Big shout out to Thomas there 1605 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:44,880 from Connor McArdle. 1606 01:12:46,340 --> 01:12:47,820 Big shout out to you guys. 1607 01:12:47,820 --> 01:12:48,820 But I'm... 1608 01:12:48,820 --> 01:12:50,440 There we go. 1609 01:12:50,740 --> 01:12:52,260 Dunskies for another day. 1610 01:12:53,180 --> 01:12:54,740 Another goose, another day. 1611 01:12:56,060 --> 01:12:56,960 Get a grip. 1612 01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:58,740 You're 38. 1613 01:12:58,740 --> 01:13:00,600 Connor McArdle, get a grip. 1614 01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:01,780 Okay. 1615 01:13:02,460 --> 01:13:03,500 Thanks very much. 1616 01:13:04,620 --> 01:13:05,620 You're never too old. 1617 01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:08,120 Start a pension plan. 1618 01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:10,420 And maybe you can start planning for your future, okay? 1619 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:11,680 What about the pension gap? 1620 01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:12,720 Did you hear about that? 1621 01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:15,960 The fact is that as a nation, 1622 01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:17,100 we're not saving enough... 1623 01:13:17,100 --> 01:13:17,600 It's almost six o'clock. 1624 01:13:17,900 --> 01:13:20,460 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer 1625 01:13:20,460 --> 01:13:22,920 and ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1626 01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:24,780 Mary J. Hollande. 1627 01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:26,260 Thanks so much for that. 1628 01:13:27,060 --> 01:13:29,560 The fact is that as a nation, guys, 1629 01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:32,540 we're not saving enough for our retirement, okay? 1630 01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:35,320 There's a big gap 1631 01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:38,420 between how much people are putting away 1632 01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:41,140 and the income they'll need 1633 01:13:41,140 --> 01:13:43,340 to give them an adequate standard of living 1634 01:13:43,340 --> 01:13:44,220 when they retire. 1635 01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:47,880 It's not all fast laps around the Nürburgring, 1636 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:48,980 nor Schleife, okay? 1637 01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:50,960 Sometimes you're fucking going uphill 1638 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,080 in fucking second gear 1639 01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:53,320 and struggling to get into third, 1640 01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:54,760 wishing you had the money 1641 01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:56,060 to fucking put in a new gearbox. 1642 01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:57,320 You didn't. 1643 01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:57,980 You skimped. 1644 01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:02,600 What happens when you retire? 1645 01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:04,360 Is that going to be the reality then? 1646 01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:05,540 I hope not. 1647 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:07,560 For your sake and for mine, 1648 01:14:08,060 --> 01:14:09,560 what kind of a fucking pension broker 1649 01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:10,920 would I be 1650 01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:13,440 if you didn't put pen and paper now, soon? 1651 01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:15,600 Gonna get off, okay? 1652 01:14:16,020 --> 01:14:16,840 Thanks very much. 1653 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:17,380 John, 1654 01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:20,200 get a grip, get a grip. 1655 01:14:20,460 --> 01:14:21,120 You're 38. 1656 01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:23,360 It's almost seven o'clock, guys. 1657 01:14:24,180 --> 01:14:25,540 I've been Connor Williams. 1658 01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:27,940 You've been the drive timers, 1659 01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:29,920 testing out the drive of your life. 1660 01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:32,760 See you later. 1661 01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:36,480 highlights from the fucking Montreal Grand Prix, 1662 01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:37,700 which I was doing commentary on, 1663 01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:38,220 and 1664 01:14:38,220 --> 01:14:40,400 that was Lewis Hamilton's 1665 01:14:41,020 --> 01:14:42,340 earpiece pit boy, 1666 01:14:42,740 --> 01:14:43,960 pit man, pit stop. 1667 01:14:44,140 --> 01:14:46,180 Whatever way you want to skin that apple, 1668 01:14:46,260 --> 01:14:46,780 I was there. 1669 01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:48,180 Lew, dog, 1670 01:14:48,700 --> 01:14:49,240 you did well, 1671 01:14:49,300 --> 01:14:49,700 you won. 1672 01:14:49,940 --> 01:14:51,340 Maybe you didn't get the cheddar flag, 1673 01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:53,180 but five-second penalty for Vette, 1674 01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:55,160 it went your way in the end. 1675 01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:56,440 It went our way in the end. 1676 01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:57,380 C days. 1677 01:14:57,380 --> 01:14:57,680 C days. 1678 01:14:58,620 --> 01:14:59,520 See you later. 1679 01:15:00,660 --> 01:15:01,320 bye-bye. 1680 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:01,320 Bye-bye. 1681 01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:03,240 Well, it's lights out, 1682 01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:03,960 and here we go. 1683 01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,120 70 laps ahead of us here 1684 01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:07,080 for the Canadian Grand Prix in Montreal. 1685 01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:09,840 It's a great start from Vettel and from Hamilton, too, 1686 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,000 as he goes into second place. 1687 01:15:11,100 --> 01:15:13,240 Straight ahead of Gasly and Bottas, too, 1688 01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:14,320 on the second turn now, 1689 01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:15,520 and Network 2. 1690 01:15:15,740 --> 01:15:16,240 And Lew, dog, 1691 01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:18,080 Hamilton gets the inside edge on turn two, 1692 01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:18,860 and he's away. 1693 01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:20,640 And Hulkenberg has started well. 1694 01:15:20,740 --> 01:15:22,060 Maybe you've got ahead of his bot-asses. 1695 01:15:22,260 --> 01:15:23,560 Verstappen and Max Lando, 1696 01:15:23,700 --> 01:15:24,340 both doing well, 1697 01:15:24,380 --> 01:15:25,020 and they're away. 1698 01:15:25,220 --> 01:15:26,840 What an amazing start to the race. 1699 01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:28,260 Only another 70 laps left. 1700 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:30,740 Got a little bit of a replay here of Grosjean 1701 01:15:30,740 --> 01:15:31,920 taking the gristle of the mill. 1702 01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,080 Some bozo spoil pipe 1703 01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,120 went right into his fucking face. 1704 01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:37,700 He had to chuck that shit away. 1705 01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:39,580 Now, Lando Norris 1706 01:15:39,580 --> 01:15:41,360 has got a problem here. 1707 01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,700 He's took an absolute chockadaloola lulu 1708 01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:46,800 on the side of his back right wheel pipe. 1709 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:49,040 One of the McLaren grease monkeys 1710 01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:51,420 must have left a firecracker in the tire 1711 01:15:51,420 --> 01:15:52,000 or something. 1712 01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:52,540 I don't know. 1713 01:15:52,620 --> 01:15:53,500 Look at the state of them. 1714 01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:56,160 Let's have a look at the replay, guys. 1715 01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:58,820 From Lando Norris on board there. 1716 01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,560 Something happened on the straight. 1717 01:16:01,260 --> 01:16:01,980 Love function at the back. 1718 01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:02,620 Look at the halo. 1719 01:16:02,780 --> 01:16:04,340 Sponsored by Couchet Tard. 1720 01:16:04,940 --> 01:16:07,700 I know a few guys who work at Couchet Tard. 1721 01:16:07,820 --> 01:16:09,900 I'm actually going to be doing a Tard set later on. 1722 01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:11,700 Supposed to silver lining here, Lando's, 1723 01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:13,620 as you can bust out some of that Canadian bacon. 1724 01:16:14,380 --> 01:16:16,420 Fucking barbecue on the back of your break. 1725 01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:17,820 Bit of maple syrup. 1726 01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:19,120 scrumptious. 1727 01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:22,720 Bit of sexual overtake maneuvering coming up here, guys. 1728 01:16:22,820 --> 01:16:23,560 Magnussen in front. 1729 01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:25,800 Davnick Fiat behind. 1730 01:16:26,060 --> 01:16:26,660 And look at this. 1731 01:16:26,780 --> 01:16:27,860 Right on the big bender. 1732 01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:29,980 Juicy little overtake maneuver there. 1733 01:16:30,060 --> 01:16:31,340 You wouldn't see that on the M50. 1734 01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:32,640 Then two minutes later, 1735 01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:34,600 Magnussen having a fucking nightmare of a day. 1736 01:16:34,700 --> 01:16:35,580 It's Sergio Perez. 1737 01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:37,480 The Mexican dream pipe. 1738 01:16:37,940 --> 01:16:39,740 Does a little cheeky bender 1739 01:16:39,740 --> 01:16:41,560 right on his fucking halo. 1740 01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:43,260 We're still here. 1741 01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:44,900 Lap 32 with the battle of the age 1742 01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:46,280 between Grosjean and Perez. 1743 01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:48,440 Taking each other hard on the benders. 1744 01:16:48,620 --> 01:16:49,900 Perez is racing point. 1745 01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:51,900 Laying out Grosjean's Haas. 1746 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:53,820 And clap, clap, clap it to Lula Lou. 1747 01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:55,860 From the team back in the juicer. 1748 01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:58,020 These two are going hard at it. 1749 01:16:58,080 --> 01:16:58,740 Wheel to wheel. 1750 01:16:58,900 --> 01:16:59,600 Turn to turn. 1751 01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:00,500 Laying each other out. 1752 01:17:00,580 --> 01:17:02,600 In fact, I've never seen a battle quite like it. 1753 01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:04,540 A real war of the buttons here. 1754 01:17:04,940 --> 01:17:06,220 On the curves and turns. 1755 01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:08,940 Two hardcore bender boys. 1756 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:10,740 Really taking it hard to each other. 1757 01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:13,140 Now we're on board with Bottas here 1758 01:17:13,140 --> 01:17:14,580 as he's chasing Ricardo. 1759 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:17,040 Two fast men and fast cars 1760 01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:18,160 battling hard. 1761 01:17:18,340 --> 01:17:19,680 I networked him. 1762 01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:21,480 I just realized that Bottas 1763 01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:24,180 is actually a portmanteau of two words 1764 01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:26,420 which describe your hole. 1765 01:17:26,740 --> 01:17:27,760 Don't know what that means, 1766 01:17:27,820 --> 01:17:29,540 but you can do what you want with it. 1767 01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:31,680 Lap 48, guys. 1768 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:33,120 On board with Ludog Hamilton. 1769 01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:33,900 Vettel's in front. 1770 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:34,880 He's just gone on the grass. 1771 01:17:34,980 --> 01:17:36,220 Vettel, what can Ludog do here? 1772 01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:37,020 Can he get in now? 1773 01:17:37,380 --> 01:17:39,940 Vettel manages to keep himself in front, 1774 01:17:40,060 --> 01:17:41,000 but I'm not sure whether or not 1775 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,260 that's going to be deemed dangerous 1776 01:17:42,260 --> 01:17:43,000 driving there. 1777 01:17:43,220 --> 01:17:44,700 Yeah, there we can see time penalty. 1778 01:17:44,860 --> 01:17:46,900 Five seconds on Sebastian Vettel 1779 01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:48,660 who now has no time 1780 01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:49,880 to stick on the kettle 1781 01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:51,580 because the loopity-loop-banger Hamilton 1782 01:17:51,580 --> 01:17:52,660 is going to be hot on him. 1783 01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:56,260 And sit down, you Ferrari fanboys. 1784 01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:57,460 Mercedes are blessed. 1785 01:17:57,460 --> 01:17:59,200 There's Giancarlo Pussy Smeller 1786 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:00,520 from fucking Ferrari. 1787 01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:01,360 He's gutted, man. 1788 01:18:01,740 --> 01:18:03,400 About the five-second penno 1789 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,900 which has been imposed on his team 1790 01:18:05,900 --> 01:18:07,900 for this maneuver here 1791 01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:08,600 which happened. 1792 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,960 Vettel there went on the grass, 1793 01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:11,920 the grassy knoll. 1794 01:18:12,180 --> 01:18:13,160 Why is it playtime? 1795 01:18:13,260 --> 01:18:14,600 It's not picnic time, Seb. 1796 01:18:15,220 --> 01:18:15,840 Do you know what I mean? 1797 01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:17,300 Stay on the road 1798 01:18:17,300 --> 01:18:18,240 and keep in your lane. 1799 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:19,960 Preventing the Ludog from getting through? 1800 01:18:20,220 --> 01:18:20,740 Good luck. 1801 01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:22,280 Five seconds, Gonzo. 1802 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:23,140 Look at this. 1803 01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:25,040 Do you know who I am? 1804 01:18:25,420 --> 01:18:26,680 I'm Lance Stroll. 1805 01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:27,780 Let me take over. 1806 01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:29,160 I need to take off. 1807 01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:31,200 And that's, is that his missus, Jay? 1808 01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:33,900 Now we're coming into the last train here 1809 01:18:33,900 --> 01:18:34,880 on Network 2 1810 01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,020 as the top two 1811 01:18:36,020 --> 01:18:37,200 has given us a lot of entertainment. 1812 01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:37,980 We've got Vettel 1813 01:18:37,980 --> 01:18:40,340 who's going to take first in the race. 1814 01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:41,480 Hamilton second. 1815 01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:42,420 But you know what? 1816 01:18:42,820 --> 01:18:44,360 Vettel's living in fantasy land. 1817 01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:45,300 He didn't come first. 1818 01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:47,380 Five-second penalty means the Loubanger 1819 01:18:47,380 --> 01:18:49,000 has won yet again. 1820 01:18:49,180 --> 01:18:50,620 And I'm going to go live to Ludog now 1821 01:18:50,620 --> 01:18:51,240 and chat to him. 1822 01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:53,080 Nice work, Ludog. 1823 01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:55,120 Fucking Mercedes all the way, bro. 1824 01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:55,760 Well done. 1825 01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:56,880 That is not the way. 1826 01:18:57,060 --> 01:18:58,080 Naturally, I wanted to win, 1827 01:18:58,200 --> 01:18:59,420 but I would have been past 1828 01:18:59,420 --> 01:19:00,600 if it wasn't for the war there. 1829 01:19:00,780 --> 01:19:01,560 Fuck it, man. 1830 01:19:01,580 --> 01:19:02,000 Who cares? 1831 01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:02,520 You won. 1832 01:19:02,700 --> 01:19:04,180 Bottle of Grey Goose waiting for you 1833 01:19:04,180 --> 01:19:05,340 when you're done as well, pal. 1834 01:19:05,820 --> 01:19:06,580 Don't mind Vettel. 1835 01:19:06,900 --> 01:19:08,360 Guy's a chance machine 1836 01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:10,820 trying to fucking switcheroo on the old one too. 1837 01:19:10,860 --> 01:19:11,400 Fuck it, man. 1838 01:19:11,440 --> 01:19:13,160 There we go with the standings of the race. 1839 01:19:13,300 --> 01:19:14,840 Ludog consolidates his position 1840 01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:16,000 at the top of the chart there 1841 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,040 with 25 points. 1842 01:19:17,820 --> 01:19:18,720 Sebbe 2. 1843 01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:20,640 Fucking Charles Leclerc. 1844 01:19:20,860 --> 01:19:22,800 Botas for strap on Ricardo. 1845 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,680 Hulkenberg, Gasly, Strollen, 1846 01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:26,100 Kuya in the top 10, 1847 01:19:26,660 --> 01:19:27,860 which is a great result 1848 01:19:27,860 --> 01:19:29,300 from Mercedes again 1849 01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:31,980 holding up at the top of that 1850 01:19:31,980 --> 01:19:33,500 bean sprout. 1851 01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,420 Bad day at the fucking office 1852 01:19:35,420 --> 01:19:36,640 for Lando Norris. 1853 01:19:36,700 --> 01:19:38,380 Didn't finish because of some malfunction 1854 01:19:38,380 --> 01:19:39,120 with his brakes. 1855 01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:40,980 Some heads are gonna have to roll. 1856 01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:42,440 Actually, no, a guy with McLaren. 1857 01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:44,160 Gonna have words to him later on. 1858 01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:44,780 Best of luck. 1859 01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:46,300 See us again for more Formula One 1860 01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:47,520 on Network 2. 1861 01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:47,880 Yeah. 1862 01:19:47,880 --> 01:20:17,860 Thank you.