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Main thing is the backlog. I suppose that was yesterday news with Quest.

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And addressing that backlog, we still have people waiting, women waiting 33 weeks for results to come back.

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So last, yesterday's news was good news and since there's a plan in place,

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seeing that plan true now in the HSC, making sure that all those slides that are in the backlog are red now.

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And hopefully getting to the end of that by the end of the summer,

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because they need to address this backlog before they can ever move on to HPV screening.

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But of course they need to address this backlog for people that are waiting 30 weeks or so.

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Because at heart of this scandal is delayed diagnosis and we do not want to repeat that.

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How are you getting on guys?

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How are you getting on? Great to see you.

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Great to see you.

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Conor Williams.

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This is drive time.

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Taking you right through the hours of half five till half six, maybe going on seven.

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And I wish you every continued success with all of your business ventures.

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Anything that's going on with your life.

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Sorry, turn that off.

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Turn that off.

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Bad news.

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There we go.

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Bit of bad news there, guys.

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News talk.

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My favorite station.

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Really gives you a breakdown of what the hell is happening in society.

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A real shock to the system.

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A real scary jolt.

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Is what's needed when you get out of work.

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You've busted your bollocks all day.

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And what you need now is a fat slice of reality.

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Coming to you live from Ivan Yates' news hub.

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Ivan Yates, of course, is currently sponsoring us here at Test Drive Time.

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And a big shout out to you, Yateser.

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No doubt we'll see you later on.

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I was actually planning up a bit of a fucking play date between me, you, Matt Cooper, and a few of the other lads as well.

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Peter Collins.

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A few of the other boys as well.

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Can't wait.

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Can't wait.

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We might actually go down to the Zurich shop and do a bit of pre-game in there.

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Bit of a pre-game in the Zurich pension brokers.

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Just take it from there.

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And then, you know, maybe head in town.

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Lily's would be the end point.

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But you never know.

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We'll just hit up South William Street.

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Dakota.

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Maybe go for a quick spot of a bit of a mid-game halftime Fallon and Berner.

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I know a guy who works in there.

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He can get us a great discount on kangaroo legs.

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And we'll just chum that shit up.

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Hard and fast.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Zurich provides excellent security selections for all your possible pension and annuities needs.

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That's from SKC0159.

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Thanks very much, Casey.

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The K-ster.

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Back on the case.

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Thanks very much, Jamie O'Hare.

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You've been the victim of bank fraud.

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Today, I'm going to do something a little bit strange.

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I'm going to take on the Eiger Nord one.

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But I mean, I don't have an off-road Merc.

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So we're going to have to take something off-road that isn't a Mercedes.

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Which I know.

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I know you're saying, Connor.

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What the hell?

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I only tune in for this.

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The AMG.

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On the Nürburgring.

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Well, we might go there.

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Yeah, but I just want to take things easy for the moment.

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It's been a tough week, you know.

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I was out of Paris for the French Open.

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Do you know if you saw that?

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Raph and Nadal took his 12th title.

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Thanks to myself, you know.

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A lot of words of wisdom that I gave him in the tunnel before he went out.

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Mainly stuff like, just fucking believe in yourself, Raph.

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You've done it 11 times.

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What's to say you won't do it number 12, you know.

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It's the 13th time they say is the most unlucky one.

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But, yeah, what can I say.

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Gave him a fucking little injection of goose before he went out into his veins, you know.

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Apparently they don't check for alcohol.

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You know, in the drugging, the doping system in the tennis world.

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Because it's not really going to enhance your sport.

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But I actually had a drip bag of goose.

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I managed to sneak into Nadal's green room before he hit the stage.

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Fucking rigged him up to a fucking goose drip.

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He just went out there.

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Played the best tennis of his life.

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You can ask anyone.

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You can ask anyone.

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Trying to get rid of infection.

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And it's a dysregulated response that causes us harm in very serious cases of sepsis.

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All right.

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Well, we'll be talking about that at half six later on the show.

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It sounds scary.

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Off the ball.

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Now, just before I come to Professor Pete, who's joined me in studio, another reminder how you can win an Amazon Echo and Amazon Dot Speaker.

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It's all about Alexa Answers.

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I want you to take a listen to this.

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And the question is, what is she describing?

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It's usually defined as, in Irish folklore, a spirit in the form of a wailing woman who appears to or is heard by members of a family as a sign.

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What the fuck is going on there?

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He's an Irish author, best known today for his 1897 Gothic novel Dracula.

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Yeah, I pressed the wrong button there.

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Yeah, you did.

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It was actually the second part.

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Come on, Yeats, get it together, man.

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Text the word smart.

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I've got a sense of humour.

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53106.

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Who are we talking about?

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And get it in, 30 cent, and you could win those.

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We'll call it out before 7 o'clock.

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Professor Pete, why do we disdain?

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Why do we dislike change in our lives?

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Why are our brains hardwired to resist change?

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It's a highfalutin psychological question.

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And only a behavioural economist like yourself with the ESRI, Dr. Pete Lund, could answer it.

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OK, so, yes, I'm here to talk about resistance to change.

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It seems that we do have an inbuilt bias against change.

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And when I say it seems that we have, I mean empirically, in laboratory studies, in surveys, in multiple psychological studies, we've shown it.

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There is definitely an inbuilt bias against change.

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I've just spoke to you, Mike.

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So, for example, if I...

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You've been the victim of bank fraud.

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Thanks very much, SimCart Isis.

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Great to see you, buddy.

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Hope you're keeping well on this Tuesday, the 11th of June, 2019.

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Got a great week out of here on drive time.

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Back Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, drive time.

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Half five till half six or seven going on.

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Keeping you through those hard hours when you're just out of work and you're...

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Wow, look at that.

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Look at that Bellevue Hotel.

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Where have you seen that before, guys?

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Where have you seen those two buildings?

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I've just spoke to your wife.

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Violet Knopp, thanks so much.

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You've been the victim of bank fraud.

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You've been the victim of bank fraud, Violet.

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Did you get onto Zurich yet?

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No?

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Come on, Violet.

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I thought you were all over that.

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But look at the scenery here.

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The Eiger Nordwand K-Trail.

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The Nordwand, of course, is the North Wall.

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German is wand, German is wall.

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It actually earned the moniker the Mordwand.

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Mord is in death because of all the people who've tried to scale it and died.

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I wouldn't have gone up there even if you'd have paid me.

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You'd need more than a fucking ice pick and a few ropes to see me up there.

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Although, get me on a goose drip bag.

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A drip goose.

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There's no telling what I'd do or wouldn't do.

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Bit of a danger zone, to be honest.

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Quick look at the fucking Allianz situation here as well before we get going.

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Allianz has decades of experience in the biz.

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They've earned the trust of over half a million customers in Ireland.

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Allianz is one of the largest insurers in the world.

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Bet you didn't know that.

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Bet you didn't know that, but now you do.

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You'll be looked after by a trained and dedicated insurance professional.

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Or professionals, depending on the size of the job.

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Allianz offers great quality, flexible insurance products.

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They'll meet your needs.

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Okay.

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When you need them, their dedicated claims team will be there for you.

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Okay, so give them a ring, guys.

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It's not just about Zurich.

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I mean, it is.

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But there are other cats out there.

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Unless you're willing to have an open cat flap, you're never going to see these guys inside your house.

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Or if you do, you're probably going to have to tell them to scoot you on.

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Don't want you in my house.

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Don't even want cats.

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I just installed that because I was told to buy the advert, man.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Get inside this Nord One time trailer.

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Really buzzed off the Tidines guys after being back from Montreal there for 48 hours now.

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Come back from the Formula One, the Grand Prix there.

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Mercedes took the pole, took the win again.

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Vettel managed to secure the fucking first place at the checkered flag.

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But, I mean, he was given a five-second danger penalty for some dangerous and obscene driving.

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Which kind of blocked the loo dog as he was driving.

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So, really happy about that.

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As you know, I'm Lewis Hamilton's kit bag man and guru.

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Space guru and DJ extraordinaire.

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We had a DJ set later on back at the...

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We brought the Goose Lounge over to Canada.

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But, I mean, we couldn't get it fucking set up in time.

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There was too much going on.

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So, we went back to Couchetard.

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Who are sponsoring, funnily enough, they're sponsoring the other Brit.

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Can't remember his name.

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Lando Norris or something.

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Yeah.

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Rubbish anyway.

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He didn't even finish.

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Those highlights are coming up later, guys.

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Right now, I've got some Iger Norwalk K-trial.

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Network 2.

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Coming up for you live and strong and hard.

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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Where are we going here?

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You heard off your bit of slur, but I raided most of that last night.

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Thank you so much.

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Do you blame me, though?

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After the week I'm on.

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Okay, bud.

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You say, what?

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Had sepsis myself?

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No joke.

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Lost a sense of smell, but there's no...

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But not the hearing.

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Thanks to fuck, I can still tune in to the Yates.

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You're getting confused by AI every evening.

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Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

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Davis Elvis, guys.

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How you getting on, Davis Elvis?

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Did you get on insurance yet?

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No?

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You want to do that, man?

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I'll give you Peter Collins' number soon enough.

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He might get you on to someone that you can trust.

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Right now?

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Sit back in the lab and listen to Anaconda G.

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You put pen to paper on a new pension deal on Zurich.

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You should too, John.

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Yeah, cause a celebrer.

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Anaconda G.

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I just put pen to paper on a new pension deal from Zurich.

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You should too, Anaconda G.

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Yeah.

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Just calculate the amount of paydays I have left until I retire.

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It's no fucking G.

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Oh, Anaconda G.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Let's get on here and have a little looksy-duxy at this.

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Crank up the gigawatts.

253
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,040
Tune in, turn on, drop out.

254
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:20,580
Might actually just try and fiddle about with the dash control here and get our, uh...

255
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:23,780
That's nice, actually.

256
00:13:23,940 --> 00:13:24,420
That's nice.

257
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Like that.

258
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,200
Take it nice and easy here.

259
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:29,700
Nice and easy.

260
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:39,080
Look at that.

261
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:39,980
Have you seen that?

262
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:40,980
Look at that.

263
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,940
Where have you seen that hotel before, huh?

264
00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:44,160
Do you remember?

265
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,780
Do you remember the Zurich ad?

266
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:48,080
The chute?

267
00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:50,600
Great days.

268
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,500
We actually stayed up in there in the Bellevue.

269
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,860
Great little hotels there.

270
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:57,520
Fucking hell, man.

271
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,640
It's a shaky affair.

272
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,360
So we come in hard and fast past the souvenir shop and look at that.

273
00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:04,940
Look at that.

274
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,680
Beautiful stuff.

275
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:15,180
Yeah, you'd want to take a little look around, make sure.

276
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,700
You wouldn't want to take a lick, anyway.

277
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,820
Don't get caught licking a fucking hotel.

278
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:24,020
That's what my mate Zona did on his stag when we were up in Switzerland.

279
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,120
That was before the Nuremberg hard trial.

280
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,520
It's almost six o'clock.

281
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,700
And look at this guy behind my head here.

282
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,580
Johnny Schnitzer.

283
00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:37,960
The Schnitzenkruger.

284
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:44,360
He was actually the guy who sought me out with a brand new set of fucking lead line rims for the Merc.

285
00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:48,980
I told him I was going on one of the fucking tourist trap holidays to Pripyat.

286
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,120
He said, what do you want to go there for?

287
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,320
I said, for the fucking sights and sounds, man.

288
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,400
He said, have you got a Geiger counter?

289
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,220
I said, no.

290
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,820
Do you have a Zurich pension plan?

291
00:14:59,240 --> 00:14:59,940
He said, no.

292
00:15:00,140 --> 00:15:00,960
I said, tell you what.

293
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,600
Get the pen and paper out.

294
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,440
I'll fucking swap you for some lead.

295
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,140
Right then.

296
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,920
It's almost six o'clock.

297
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:14,960
The Schnitzenkruger fucking starts lashing a load of lead plates onto the side wheels of the hustle machine.

298
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,800
The hustle buster.

299
00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:19,260
That's what I call the Merc.

300
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,400
There he is, guys.

301
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:21,780
Look at him.

302
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:22,480
Take a long heart.

303
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:22,980
Look at him.

304
00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,300
The Schnitzenkruger.

305
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,200
Fucking whale of a time, man.

306
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:34,540
What's Yates doing?

307
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:34,980
Progress.

308
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:43,380
It should be pointed out, actually, that some people who've studied status quo bias do find that there's a link between status quo bias and conservative ideology or whether you're a progressive.

309
00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:48,980
So progressives tend to have a weaker status quo bias and people who are conservative tend to have a stronger voice bias.

310
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:48,980
This guy has a fucking weaker voice bias.

311
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:53,940
It's usually a very evolutionary thing because it's there as a defense against the law of unintended consequences.

312
00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:54,660
This guy.

313
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,580
It can be dangerous and it's an automatic defense.

314
00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:03,940
This guy needs to get a fucking offense against the unintended consequences of having a schlugen voicer.

315
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:09,400
He needs to get a new voice box because he's not persuading anyone with that.

316
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,540
Sounds like a student.

317
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,240
It's almost six o'clock.

318
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:17,280
Let's take a nice little cab sob around the fucking track.

319
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,460
Let's see how we get on.

320
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,160
It's almost six o'clock.

321
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:24,580
Hey, okay.

322
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:25,380
Thanks so much.

323
00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:27,020
We have a word with Andrew Foley.

324
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,460
His father went missing near the mighty Eiger.

325
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,020
Andrew Foley, I hope you're okay, man.

326
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,260
Best luck to you and your family.

327
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,360
Expect a call from Zurich tomorrow.

328
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,280
It's almost six o'clock.

329
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,420
I'm in third.

330
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:48,900
Yeah.

331
00:16:48,900 --> 00:17:05,540
Fucking hell, man.

332
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:07,300
The mighty Eiger.

333
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,080
Look at that.

334
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,040
Fucking hell.

335
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,060
It's a real slippity sluber.

336
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:38,660
It's a bumpy ride, guys.

337
00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:43,800
There's nothing we can't handle as we go down in a second on the dirt band.

338
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,860
The dirty band bander.

339
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:50,420
As we go back into first again, the motilium turn.

340
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,340
Nobody is blocked up here today.

341
00:17:54,440 --> 00:18:00,720
I actually double dropped motilium there before I came on to see you guys.

342
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:02,740
And look at that.

343
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:08,340
It's hard when you're in a citron Zantia to do the business that you would usually do.

344
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:10,280
Sorry there, guys.

345
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,000
Just one sec.

346
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,660
I don't know if we can see it.

347
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,600
Those San Pellis.

348
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,720
They're sponsoring the show, so...

349
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,620
You need to fucking brighten up that San Pellicom.

350
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,940
Now, there we go.

351
00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:32,800
Today's pedals are brought to you by San Pellegrino, guys.

352
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:34,820
Thanks so much.

353
00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:35,100
John.

354
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:37,280
Get a grip.

355
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,060
Rory Christie.

356
00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:40,500
Get a grip.

357
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:41,780
Okay.

358
00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:43,260
Thanks so much for the tip.

359
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,280
But get a grip.

360
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:48,820
Go back.

361
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,460
Back to basics.

362
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,220
The rallying is a lot harder.

363
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,160
Eric Dyer, thanks so much.

364
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:07,400
I don't think he can blame me, Eric, when I say thanks so much.

365
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:09,900
And where the hell is your pension plan, man?

366
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:18,740
This is where you want to make ample time as you're going down into the laughter brunen.

367
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:20,900
Look at the scenery there.

368
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:27,420
Unbelievable for a 2010 game on a 2007 console.

369
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,560
It's hard to believe that we've come so far.

370
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:31,340
Was it 2008?

371
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,640
2008 for the PS3?

372
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:34,340
I'm not sure.

373
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:36,760
Look at how far we've come.

374
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:41,440
And how well that background holds up into the laughter brunen.

375
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:45,740
Bit of trivia for you here, guys, on Drive Time.

376
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,840
Why is it called the laughter brunen?

377
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:50,320
Or the laughter brunen?

378
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,120
Or brunen?

379
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:53,120
I can't pronounce that.

380
00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,460
But I can tell you.

381
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,620
I can San Pell you the truth.

382
00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:07,820
And that is that they call it that because the sound of laughter from miles away can be heard.

383
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,920
If you laugh down at the bottom of that valley, you're going to hear that right at the top of the mighty Iger.

384
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,680
Because it bounces.

385
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,000
The sound bounces, guys.

386
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,660
Right around the valley.

387
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:22,540
So we've got a hard and fast now.

388
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:27,520
60 to 70 kilometers per hour down into the hard, dirty straight.

389
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,060
Take a little bit of a breaker.

390
00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:32,020
Break your jaw, man.

391
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:33,440
Into that one.

392
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,080
Circuit breaker.

393
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:36,820
Circuit breaker special.

394
00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,300
Down into first again.

395
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,620
We're three minutes off the pace.

396
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:41,820
What can you say?

397
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:42,580
It's not a Mercedes.

398
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,660
I don't know what I'm doing.

399
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,720
But I can tell you.

400
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:47,200
Oh.

401
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:48,560
Oversteer.

402
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:49,480
Oversteer.

403
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:50,900
That's not what you want.

404
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,900
Enzo Ferrari.

405
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:09,220
Into the twisty turner.

406
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,360
And look at all these spectators here.

407
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,140
Here to see me.

408
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:12,880
Connor Williams.

409
00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:15,400
Former senior sales executive.

410
00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:16,980
Mercedes Ireland.

411
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:18,480
Ten years in the biz.

412
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,520
Ten years at the top of my game.

413
00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:21,640
I won awards.

414
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:22,260
Multiple.

415
00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:24,260
For my expertise.

416
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,140
And my salesmanship as well.

417
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,020
An absolute blinder.

418
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,080
Of a salesman.

419
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,040
Fucking hell, man.

420
00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:32,880
Not much of a rally driver, though.

421
00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:37,460
I'll hold my hands up.

422
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:40,600
First time I've ever driven this beast of a car.

423
00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:45,380
The Red Bull Citroen C5.

424
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:46,640
Okay.

425
00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:49,180
I've never driven so much as a Zantia.

426
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,640
So don't even talk to me about this car.

427
00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:52,700
It's not mine.

428
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,560
I'm just taking it out for a spin.

429
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,420
While Zonad's trying to sleep off the goose cloud.

430
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,260
He got himself into a bit of a goose mix last night.

431
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,260
Yeah, we got a fucking private Learjet back from Montreal.

432
00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:09,580
Into the laughter brune.

433
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:10,140
And we went.

434
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,700
And the remainder of the drip bag.

435
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,040
The goose drip that I had.

436
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,720
Hooked it up to Zonad's temples.

437
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,840
He said he hadn't felt that bad.

438
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:25,700
Since the fucking five-way blow bang he had in Gonzaga.

439
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:28,300
When he was repeating.

440
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:28,800
He was like.

441
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,380
He was fucking 28.

442
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,640
He was still doing his exams.

443
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:32,480
Because he kept failing.

444
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,700
And himself.

445
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,160
And Mr. Tickles.

446
00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:38,740
A 28-year-old gorilla chimp.

447
00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:43,240
Who is now actually seeing my wife.

448
00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:44,100
Unfortunately.

449
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:46,960
Go back here.

450
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:47,980
Into this.

451
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:48,820
Look at that.

452
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:49,520
And there we go.

453
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:50,860
Look at that.

454
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,380
We'll just stop there for a moment.

455
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:56,240
Taking the sights and sounds of the Bellevue dissolves.

456
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,920
What an absolute fucking beautiful set and scenery.

457
00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:02,600
We've come to know here.

458
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:05,260
And look just next to my head here guys.

459
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,480
I'll move my head out the way.

460
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,360
Look at that.

461
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,640
Under the Zurich there.

462
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,020
It's no.

463
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,820
It's the man himself.

464
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,520
Zurich von Schlinkenberg.

465
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:19,260
The man who started it all off.

466
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,320
When I met him outside that hotel.

467
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,000
He was trying to sell me a fucking bottle of great goose.

468
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:24,840
Signed.

469
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,960
By Max Verstrapon.

470
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,180
I said listen man.

471
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,280
I'm just back from Montreal.

472
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,700
Don't even talk to me.

473
00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:32,840
Don't even talk to me.

474
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,380
And then he went off and got the lead.

475
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:37,540
He'd overheard me.

476
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,140
I was watching.

477
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:38,440
Fuck.

478
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,320
I was in the Bellevue.

479
00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:39,940
Just watching.

480
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,840
The last episode of Chernobyl guys.

481
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:44,600
With.

482
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,000
With Zonad.

483
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,400
Who was rigged up to the goose mix.

484
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,880
I just spoke to your wife.

485
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,400
It's a real fucking mental situation.

486
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:53,800
Alex.

487
00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:55,000
You know all about it bud.

488
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,220
Thanks so much.

489
00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:59,020
Thanks so much.

490
00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:01,900
Yeah.

491
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,300
What a hotel.

492
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,960
Big shout out to the management as well.

493
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,360
They do a great job.

494
00:24:07,460 --> 00:24:09,000
And they do a great schnitzel too.

495
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:10,920
You know.

496
00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:12,040
I had to fucking feed.

497
00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:13,540
Boxes.

498
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:14,400
Thanks so much buddy.

499
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,920
I had to feed Zonad.

500
00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:17,660
Schnitzel.

501
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:18,860
Because he was just rigged.

502
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,060
He was in a goose cloud.

503
00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:21,020
And I didn't.

504
00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:22,540
Didn't want to fucking scare him.

505
00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:22,860
You know.

506
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,220
I also had the contract.

507
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:26,200
The Zurich contract.

508
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,320
Out at his feet.

509
00:24:27,740 --> 00:24:28,660
A plate of schnitzel.

510
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:29,480
And a fucking.

511
00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:30,620
A drip.

512
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,140
That was plugged into his temple.

513
00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:33,540
Just feeding him goose.

514
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:34,860
Just goose.

515
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:36,020
12 o'clock goose.

516
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,160
1 o'clock goose.

517
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,320
2 o'clock goose.

518
00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:39,900
3 o'clock schnitzel.

519
00:24:40,260 --> 00:24:41,240
4 o'clock goose.

520
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,140
5 o'clock.

521
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,040
Signed the Zurich papers.

522
00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:45,960
He was compost mentis.

523
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:45,960
He was compost mentis.

524
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,180
At that stage.

525
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,920
Any advice.

526
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,160
For combining and consolidating.

527
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,840
All my existing pensions.

528
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,780
Into a simple to use pension plan.

529
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:57,280
Nice.

530
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,420
Bruno.

531
00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:00,500
Thank you so much.

532
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:00,960
You're not bad.

533
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:05,760
Don't want to lose the benefits of my third final salary pension.

534
00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:06,420
All advised.

535
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:06,720
Welcome.

536
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:07,780
I know.

537
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:08,980
But let's have a little look here.

538
00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:09,640
I mean.

539
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:10,900
I know I'm all about Zurich.

540
00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:11,280
But I mean.

541
00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:13,720
Let's take the game over to fucking Aviva.

542
00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:15,140
Bit of spittle there.

543
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,580
Let's have a little look.

544
00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:21,300
Start planning for the future you want.

545
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:22,820
Okay guys.

546
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:24,360
I know you're tuning in today.

547
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:25,740
You're watching on YouTube.

548
00:25:27,420 --> 00:25:28,360
Wherever you are.

549
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:28,980
Oh my god.

550
00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:30,220
It's almost 6 o'clock actually.

551
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,080
We might have to come back to this.

552
00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:33,280
Look.

553
00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:34,640
We don't know what the future holds.

554
00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:37,180
But a little preparation goes a long way.

555
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,060
When it comes to planning your retirement.

556
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,700
The earlier you start saving.

557
00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:43,460
Well.

558
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,680
The longer your pensions pop.

559
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:48,700
We'll have to potentially grow in value.

560
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:49,700
Okay.

561
00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:52,440
That leaves you.

562
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,640
Free to focus on what matters.

563
00:25:55,460 --> 00:25:56,340
Whether it's hobbies.

564
00:25:56,740 --> 00:25:57,220
Holidays.

565
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,560
Or just some well deserved rest.

566
00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:00,340
And relaxation.

567
00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:02,280
It's almost 6 o'clock guys.

568
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,000
Let's get back to the 8 o'clock.

569
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:04,300
It's almost 6 o'clock.

570
00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:05,860
This Father's Day.

571
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,120
Bring your dad's bucket list to life.

572
00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:10,200
With millions in prizes to be won.

573
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,380
Get him a National Loft Real Cash Scratch Card.

574
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,340
And surprise him this Father's Day.

575
00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:15,640
Play responsibly.

576
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:16,580
Play for fun.

577
00:26:16,580 --> 00:26:16,980
Tickle.

578
00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:16,980
Tickle.

579
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:17,620
His pickle.

580
00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:18,880
Thank you so much.

581
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,780
Have you checked out the new Red Cow Moron Hotel?

582
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:21,500
No.

583
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,960
Don't ever go that far out.

584
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:27,300
Maybe I'll stop off for a coffee if I'm on the M50.

585
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,740
Doing a few laps of the M50 on a Tuesday or Wednesday night.

586
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,880
Instead of going home to the family.

587
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,480
Because I can't handle it.

588
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,980
It's almost 6 o'clock guys.

589
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,620
Getting really excited.

590
00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:44,120
Offed the underrated craftsman.

591
00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:46,640
Purveyor of quality cuts.

592
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:47,180
Hold on.

593
00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:49,560
Let's just tell it straight.

594
00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:54,500
McDonald's get 100% of their beef from Irish Borbea Short Farms.

595
00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:55,220
Borbea.

596
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,660
Quality whole cuts of Irish flankenforquarter.

597
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:58,600
Frank and quarter.

598
00:26:58,820 --> 00:27:00,740
McDonald's burgers we all know and love.

599
00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:02,900
Oh, and a pinch of salt and pepper.

600
00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:04,000
Which is...

601
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,880
Bit of salt and pepper for the boys.

602
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,600
For Stappen.

603
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,280
Reputation is everything.

604
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,120
I know.

605
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,100
So for your new SUV.

606
00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:13,600
Look no further than Kia.

607
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,060
The SUV experts.

608
00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:18,380
Look at our popular Sportage, Sorrento and Stonic models.

609
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,080
Sorrento.

610
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,160
They're actually nice.

611
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,840
I have a friend who drives for Sorrento.

612
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,040
Was that a wedding in Sorrento there last year, man?

613
00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:28,880
That's the way to go.

614
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,320
If you're getting married, don't get married in Ireland, guys.

615
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:32,460
It's just not worth it.

616
00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:37,400
Take it to fucking Portugal or Sorrento.

617
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:38,960
That's where you want to go.

618
00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:40,840
If you want to be individual...

619
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,520
Have an individual taste.

620
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,040
Dot.

621
00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:45,340
Weddings.ie.

622
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,620
It's almost 6 o'clock, guys.

623
00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:49,260
It is 6 o'clock.

624
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:50,640
Let's do this.

625
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,160
Let's do this.

626
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:55,160
It's almost 6 o'clock.

627
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,220
It's almost 6 o'clock.

628
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:00,660
San Pellegrino.

629
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,840
You're almost 38.

630
00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:04,220
Allianz.

631
00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:05,460
Ivan Gates.

632
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,320
You're almost 38.

633
00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:08,720
It's almost 6 o'clock.

634
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:10,400
Darkies.

635
00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:11,500
Network 2.

636
00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:12,240
Kill ID.

637
00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:14,140
What are you at?

638
00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:15,080
Kill McCood.

639
00:28:15,580 --> 00:28:16,580
Have you got a pension yet?

640
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,560
Sandy Fert.

641
00:28:17,740 --> 00:28:18,840
Have you got a fucking plan?

642
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,120
Watch your dog.

643
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:20,240
Doider.

644
00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:20,640
Doider.

645
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:20,980
Doider.

646
00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:21,840
Booter's town.

647
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:22,840
Where are you working now?

648
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:23,620
Sea Point.

649
00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:24,540
Java job.

650
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:25,540
Black Rock.

651
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,060
Where are you working now, Joe?

652
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,100
For C days.

653
00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:30,320
Please tell me you're working now.

654
00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:32,040
Please tell me you're working.

655
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:33,500
More cage.

656
00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:34,580
We get the money coming in.

657
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,000
Second holiday home.

658
00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:40,400
Just got six o'clock.

659
00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:40,920
You stop.

660
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:42,160
Body in the boot.

661
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:43,820
Body in the boot.

662
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:44,620
Today FM.

663
00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:47,360
Range Rover.

664
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:48,020
Evoque.

665
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,040
Mountains.

666
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,020
Mountains.

667
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,120
Zurich.

668
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:53,520
Mountains.

669
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,160
Fucking hell.

670
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,140
Jesus Christ guys.

671
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,280
Thanks so much for joining us here at Drive Time of the Day.

672
00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:11,160
Brought to you by Sam Pellegrino.

673
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,740
It's just gone six o'clock.

674
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:15,000
Did you think about your future?

675
00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:16,640
If not, why not?

676
00:29:17,140 --> 00:29:17,440
Do you know?

677
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:24,160
I just put pen to paper on a new pension deal from Zurich.

678
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,500
You should too, John.

679
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,640
Happy birthday to the Grey Goose page.

680
00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:29,860
Late happy birthday.

681
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,860
This one's for you.

682
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,340
It's great stuff all together.

683
00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:44,780
Let's just get a bit of a mix going for this.

684
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,440
Sorry about this, guys.

685
00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:49,520
Technical, technical gremlins here, guys.

686
00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:53,340
Must be a reason why I've just got a pension.

687
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,720
Must be a reason why I invest in hedge funds.

688
00:29:58,020 --> 00:30:01,020
Must be a reason why I've just got a pension.

689
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,760
Must be a reason why I've made an investment.

690
00:30:05,420 --> 00:30:17,420
Zurich John. Zurich John. Zurich John. John. Zurich John. Zurich John. Zurich John. Dot IE. Zurich John.

691
00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:19,420
Uh...

692
00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:22,420
Zurich Burp Dot IE.

693
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,420
Zurich Burp Dot IE.

694
00:30:24,420 --> 00:30:26,420
Zurich Burp Dot IE.

695
00:30:26,420 --> 00:30:28,420
Zurich Burp Dot IE.

696
00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:30,420
Zurich Burp Dot IE.

697
00:30:30,420 --> 00:30:32,420
It's almost six o'clock.

698
00:30:34,420 --> 00:30:37,420
I hope you're all doing alright out there guys in the mainframe.

699
00:30:41,420 --> 00:30:42,420
Ah...

700
00:30:43,420 --> 00:30:47,420
Welcome to Drive Time with me, Connor Williams.

701
00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:53,420
Brought to you by Sam Pellegrino, Grey Goose and Zurich Pensions.

702
00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:56,420
Hopefully you're all doing well out there.

703
00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:59,420
And enjoying yourself. It's great to see the chat.

704
00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:02,420
People having a great time. A happy time.

705
00:31:03,420 --> 00:31:07,420
That's what it's all about here. That's what it's all about.

706
00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:10,420
Let's have a quick blast of news talk and see how we're getting out there.

707
00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:16,420
And he warned them not to speculate, guess or make up theories and to only act on good, credible evidence.

708
00:31:16,420 --> 00:31:17,420
Frank...

709
00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:18,420
Sorry about that.

710
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:21,420
Now, let's do this.

711
00:31:24,420 --> 00:31:27,420
Varadkar hit out at Fianna Fáil and Sinn Féin.

712
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,420
What is that Varadkar doing?

713
00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:32,420
What is he doing?

714
00:31:33,420 --> 00:31:38,420
Bobby Alien Lover says, "Ousted by a simian dot IE."

715
00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:40,420
Absolute bullshit.

716
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:45,420
Trying to come in here talking to me about this chimp that now lives in my house.

717
00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:49,420
My wife has just filed for divorce, guys!

718
00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:53,420
Wife's just filed for divorce there!

719
00:31:55,420 --> 00:32:00,420
And thanks to you guys and your fucking referendum, it's gonna be sped up.

720
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:03,420
Absolutely sped up.

721
00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:05,420
Ridiculous.

722
00:32:10,420 --> 00:32:12,420
Sorry there, can you hear this engine?

723
00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:13,420
It's an absolute creamer.

724
00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:24,420
Just got the slippers on today because it's a nice drive, okay?

725
00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:25,420
It's not a bumpy one.

726
00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:30,420
We're gonna try and take each turn as it comes, just the way I do with life.

727
00:32:32,420 --> 00:32:34,420
Planning ahead is vital.

728
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:35,420
Just...

729
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:46,420
Back from Montreal, you know?

730
00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:48,420
It's...

731
00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:54,420
It's kinda shit, and you get back to Ireland, you've seen all these class places, and then you're just back to the daily grind, you know?

732
00:32:55,420 --> 00:32:58,420
Pension plans, trying to sell pensions.

733
00:32:59,420 --> 00:33:00,420
Trying to sell cars.

734
00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,420
Trying to sell cans of fucking soft drink.

735
00:33:03,420 --> 00:33:04,420
They have too much sugar in them.

736
00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:05,420
Actually...

737
00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:08,420
I'll give them one thing, they've had to reduce their sugar.

738
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:11,420
Not because they thought they would make more money.

739
00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:12,420
Because they were gonna lose money.

740
00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:15,420
The sugar tax came in, so...

741
00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:17,420
They had to come up with a new recipe.

742
00:33:19,420 --> 00:33:21,420
I'm not meant to be saying this, but I mean...

743
00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:23,420
Uh...

744
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,420
It's not... it's not as good.

745
00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:31,420
I personally enjoyed it when there was more sugar.

746
00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:34,420
It also gave you a lovely little boost on a morning.

747
00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:38,420
That's what you want, you know?

748
00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:40,420
That's exactly what you want.

749
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:42,420
But, uh...

750
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,420
Yeah, Montreal, what a place.

751
00:33:45,420 --> 00:33:47,420
A lot of French-speaking guys there, guys.

752
00:33:49,420 --> 00:33:50,420
We had some fucking...

753
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:52,420
Frenchie restaurante.

754
00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:54,420
Restaurante Dr. Oaker.

755
00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:58,420
I'd ordered the chowder.

756
00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:00,420
Then the fucking le scargo.

757
00:34:02,420 --> 00:34:04,420
Then a bit of filet mignon.

758
00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:07,420
We were out there, myself and so on at.

759
00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:09,420
And, uh...

760
00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:11,420
Unfortunately, I'd had to bring Mr. Tickles with me.

761
00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:15,420
Fucking Simeon, who's actually going out with my wife.

762
00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:17,420
We had a... we had a bit of a heart-to-heart, you know?

763
00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:20,420
The thing about... the thing about that chimp is...

764
00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:22,420
He's a real sweetheart.

765
00:34:23,420 --> 00:34:27,420
And I had my fucking rung his neck there when we were in Montreal.

766
00:34:28,420 --> 00:34:31,420
Someone in the hotel called the fucking Animal Society out there.

767
00:34:32,420 --> 00:34:33,420
They got onto me.

768
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:35,420
Said, "What are you at?"

769
00:34:36,420 --> 00:34:37,420
"Oh, man.

770
00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:39,420
You don't know the half of it, right?

771
00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:41,420
He's been messing around with my wife.

772
00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:43,420
I've had to bring him on holliers."

773
00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:45,420
And, uh...

774
00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:47,420
I got back...

775
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:49,420
'Cause I got back to the hotel room.

776
00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:51,420
And I had a fucking...

777
00:34:52,420 --> 00:34:53,420
A six-pack of Sam Pell.

778
00:34:54,420 --> 00:34:57,420
And a fucking lead-lined bottle of goose.

779
00:34:58,420 --> 00:35:01,420
That I just got from the fucking Chernobyl convention I was at.

780
00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:07,420
I don't know if you know guys, but Chernobyl was...

781
00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:12,420
Other than a great miniseries on HBO, which you should check out.

782
00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:14,420
Look at that hotel. What a hotel.

783
00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:16,420
Let's just take a moment there.

784
00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:18,420
Zurichchimp.ie.

785
00:35:19,420 --> 00:35:20,420
What a class hotel.

786
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:22,420
Zurichchimp.ie.

787
00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:24,420
Zurichchimp.ie.

788
00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:27,420
I came back to the hotel and...

789
00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,420
Again, the fucking Monk...

790
00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:30,420
Monkus.

791
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:32,420
Thelonious Monkus.

792
00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:35,420
The chimp Mr. Tickles.

793
00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:41,420
He had my dressing gown on and he was drinking Sam Pelley and smoking my Judy Freeze.

794
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:42,420
And...

795
00:35:43,420 --> 00:35:44,420
He was watching something...

796
00:35:45,420 --> 00:35:45,420
I don't know.

797
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:52,420
He'd used the laptop to VPN to circumvent the hotel's barrier against unsavory content.

798
00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:54,420
And he was just watching like...

799
00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:56,420
Zoo Extreme or something.

800
00:35:57,420 --> 00:35:58,420
Zoo TV.

801
00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:00,420
Really getting off on that like, you know.

802
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:03,420
I could see him just on the bed, you know.

803
00:36:04,420 --> 00:36:04,420
Fucking...

804
00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:06,420
The little dinger on him working away.

805
00:36:07,420 --> 00:36:08,420
Zurichhardon.ie.

806
00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:10,420
I was like...

807
00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:11,420
Tickles.

808
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:13,420
What's going on, man?

809
00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:16,420
I brought you over here in good faith.

810
00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:22,420
You've taken my wife, but you're not gonna take my San Pellegrino or my fucking...

811
00:36:23,420 --> 00:36:25,420
Exclusive boutique hotel room.

812
00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:29,420
Which Lewis Hamilton has so generously handed over to us.

813
00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:33,420
You know, your enemy number one at the moment, Tickles.

814
00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:37,420
It was Sebastian Vettel, but you've fucking gone into pole position.

815
00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:39,420
And...

816
00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:40,420
I'm not...

817
00:36:41,420 --> 00:36:42,420
I'm not proud of it, man.

818
00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:44,420
Zurichchimp.ie.

819
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:46,420
But I fucking...

820
00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:47,420
I gave the monkey...

821
00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:48,420
The monkey an open-handed slap.

822
00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:52,420
And the fucking...

823
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:54,420
People in the next room, they heard this.

824
00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:56,420
They barged in.

825
00:36:57,420 --> 00:36:58,420
They saw me.

826
00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:00,420
Fuck.

827
00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:01,420
I had Moncus...

828
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:02,420
Like...

829
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:04,420
Holding his neck like that.

830
00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:05,420
Family saw me.

831
00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:07,420
They called the hotel manager.

832
00:37:07,420 --> 00:37:08,420
And then we were both...

833
00:37:09,420 --> 00:37:10,420
Kicked out.

834
00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:13,420
And I had to spend the night in the fucking goose lounge.

835
00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:17,420
Sleeping on the couch there, you know.

836
00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:23,420
Just disgusting.

837
00:37:25,420 --> 00:37:26,420
But, uh, yeah.

838
00:37:26,420 --> 00:37:28,420
We fucking just went for a drink then.

839
00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:29,420
We went out and had some filet mignon.

840
00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:30,420
An escargot.

841
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,420
Mr. Tickles, he ordered just pizza.

842
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,420
His French was actually pretty good.

843
00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:39,420
He started off by just saying,

844
00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:41,420
"Excuse-moi.

845
00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:44,420
Je ne parle français.

846
00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:47,420
Je ne parle français."

847
00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:49,420
The manager said, "Oh, it's okay.

848
00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:50,420
You know, I speak English."

849
00:37:51,420 --> 00:37:52,420
But, God bless Mr. Tickles.

850
00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:54,420
He's such a sweetheart.

851
00:37:55,420 --> 00:37:56,420
He, uh...

852
00:37:57,420 --> 00:37:58,420
He slapped the waiter on the arse.

853
00:37:59,420 --> 00:37:59,420
A male waiter.

854
00:38:00,420 --> 00:38:01,420
And just said, um...

855
00:38:02,420 --> 00:38:03,420
Excuse-moi.

856
00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:05,420
Pizza pour moi.

857
00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:07,420
Nice-ass baby.

858
00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:09,420
Bebe.

859
00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:11,420
Spelled B-E.

860
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:13,420
Fada B-E.

861
00:38:13,420 --> 00:38:14,420
Fada in French.

862
00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:15,420
Uh...

863
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:17,420
I was like, you know,

864
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:18,420
fair play to you, Tickles.

865
00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:19,420
You know, a bit of sexual harassment there.

866
00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:21,420
But, I mean,

867
00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:23,420
you are a simian.

868
00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:24,420
You're a monkess.

869
00:38:25,420 --> 00:38:27,420
So, you probably can't be prosecuted in law.

870
00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:28,420
I'm not sure.

871
00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:29,420
Maybe...

872
00:38:30,420 --> 00:38:31,420
I don't know about the Canadians.

873
00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:33,420
What kind of laws they have over there.

874
00:38:34,420 --> 00:38:37,420
Whether they apply to the animal kingdom as well as humans.

875
00:38:38,420 --> 00:38:39,420
We're not sure, but I mean...

876
00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:43,420
Yeah, we had the dinner then and he apologized and just said,

877
00:38:44,420 --> 00:38:45,420
"Look, I really love your wife."

878
00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:47,420
I said, "Yeah, I know. It's breaking my heart."

879
00:38:48,420 --> 00:38:49,420
Um...

880
00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:50,420
He handed me the divorce papers and said,

881
00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:52,420
"Connor, just put it there, man.

882
00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:54,420
You're a great guy, but, you know, she wants me more than you."

883
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,420
I said, "Fair enough.

884
00:38:57,420 --> 00:38:58,420
Just fucking...

885
00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,420
Some things you just gotta let go, do you know?"

886
00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:02,420
It's almost six o'clock.

887
00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:06,420
John...

888
00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:08,420
Get a grip by Wreckfest.

889
00:39:09,420 --> 00:39:10,420
Thanks very much.

890
00:39:12,420 --> 00:39:14,420
We're gonna give this one more go, guys.

891
00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:18,420
Let's see how we get along.

892
00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:21,420
On this, the Eiger Nordwand.

893
00:39:22,420 --> 00:39:26,420
Kleine Showdig, which is just a little railway track off of Grindelwald.

894
00:39:27,420 --> 00:39:30,420
Out there in the Swiss Alps.

895
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:33,420
Let's go.

896
00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:40,420
Let me turn off that.

897
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:42,420
You wanna hear that engine purr?

898
00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:48,420
Dot IE. Dot IE.

899
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:50,420
Passive-aggressive monkey slap dot IE.

900
00:39:50,420 --> 00:39:50,420
I mean, so you could never blame me.

901
00:39:50,420 --> 00:40:04,420
You could never say I'd never slapped the chimp before.

902
00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:06,420
Choked the chimp.

903
00:40:08,420 --> 00:40:10,420
Choking the chimp in the Booty Hotel room, which we got on Booking.com.

904
00:40:10,420 --> 00:40:11,420
It was actually a genius deal.

905
00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:12,420
I got to the email.

906
00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:14,420
That was after, you know, after the fucking Lewis Hamilton one.

907
00:40:15,420 --> 00:40:16,420
We got chucked out of the Lewis Hamilton suite.

908
00:40:16,420 --> 00:40:18,420
Then I was straight on Booking.com.ie.

909
00:40:18,420 --> 00:40:19,420
managed to get myself a genius deal in a hotel.

910
00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:19,420
One of the main hotels in Montreal.

911
00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:19,420
Lo and behold, we get into the lobby.

912
00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:20,420
Myself and Moncus.

913
00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:20,420
A bit of a goosey head on us, you know.

914
00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:21,420
And then we got to go to the lobby.

915
00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:22,420
And then we got to go to the lobby.

916
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,420
And then we got to go to the lobby.

917
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:24,420
And then we got to go to the lobby.

918
00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:25,420
And then we got to go to the lobby.

919
00:40:25,420 --> 00:40:26,420
And then we got to go to the lobby.

920
00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:27,420
And then we got to go to the lobby.

921
00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:28,420
And then we got to go to the lobby.

922
00:40:28,420 --> 00:40:29,420
.ie.

923
00:40:29,420 --> 00:40:33,420
I managed to get myself a genius deal in a hotel.

924
00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:37,420
One of the main hotels in Montreal.

925
00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:42,420
Lo and behold, we get into the lobby.

926
00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:43,420
Myself and Moncus.

927
00:40:43,420 --> 00:40:47,420
A bit of a goosey head on us, you know.

928
00:40:47,420 --> 00:40:53,420
And who is there in the fucking lounge but Crystal Swing.

929
00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:55,420
The swing set.

930
00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:58,420
They were over in Canada, right?

931
00:40:58,420 --> 00:41:00,420
Pitching.

932
00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:02,420
A fucking sex swing.

933
00:41:02,420 --> 00:41:05,420
That was made out of pure crystal.

934
00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:08,420
Like 150 karat crystal.

935
00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:09,420
They don't even.

936
00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:11,420
Where do they have the capital?

937
00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:12,420
Das Kapital.

938
00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:14,420
They don't even have the capital for that.

939
00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:17,420
So they had a giant mock-up crystal sex swing.

940
00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:20,420
The fucking young fella was on it.

941
00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:22,420
Doing the old huckle book.

942
00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:33,260
Me and the Moncus, we just sat and watched.

943
00:41:35,420 --> 00:41:39,460
We went over there and said to the mother of hell, you getting on, Mrs.

944
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:41,580
Long time no see.

945
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:42,660
Last time I seen you.

946
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:44,540
Last time I seen you.

947
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,620
You were reaching for the handbrake in my fucking Mercedes.

948
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:55,340
When we were doing the bomber, the bomber run around Cologne.

949
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,080
I'm not talking about World War II.

950
00:41:57,460 --> 00:41:58,900
Bit of a bad taste one.

951
00:42:00,820 --> 00:42:04,640
But the guild is not with me.

952
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,000
It should be with the Brits.

953
00:42:08,740 --> 00:42:10,560
I don't know whether or not they reach Cologne.

954
00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:14,460
They did a fucking terrible number on them.

955
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,720
No one goes on about that.

956
00:42:16,260 --> 00:42:19,320
But I mean, I said to her, what's going on?

957
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,300
How are you doing?

958
00:42:21,380 --> 00:42:22,700
She says, yeah, it's a new venture.

959
00:42:23,060 --> 00:42:28,780
The last album didn't really, didn't really ruffle any feathers in the music world, you know?

960
00:42:28,940 --> 00:42:31,840
I said, don't know if I can blame you.

961
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:36,840
Who are you going up against?

962
00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:39,280
Look, it's Crystal Swing.

963
00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:40,980
Or it's Bruno Mars.

964
00:42:40,980 --> 00:42:43,100
Or it's Grande.

965
00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:45,360
Or it's fucking Gaga.

966
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:50,020
Or it's a, if you want, I can put you in touch with the guy who's in Maroon 5.

967
00:42:50,980 --> 00:42:52,540
He's gone into the acting biz now.

968
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,800
I was his agent for two weeks.

969
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:54,700
Had to fucking leave.

970
00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:57,240
Kept on fucking whining at me.

971
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,180
Singing to me down the fucking phone about trying to get a gig.

972
00:43:04,780 --> 00:43:05,520
He's got a shit.

973
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,460
I said, listen, man.

974
00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:09,560
Do you know what?

975
00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:10,840
You had a couple of good hits.

976
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,800
You had a couple of good hits, Maroon.

977
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:14,960
Marooner.

978
00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:20,300
Don't get above your fucking station, man.

979
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:21,380
Alright?

980
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:23,280
As far as I'm concerned.

981
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,480
As far, as far as I'm concerned, Marooner.

982
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,820
I was so, my feathers were so ruffled.

983
00:43:29,980 --> 00:43:33,180
I was fucking flabbergasted in my speech.

984
00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:34,180
Flubbering my lines.

985
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:35,360
As far as I'm concerned.

986
00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:39,900
You're a fucking auto-tune robot of a man.

987
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,860
Now, you've gone into the acting biz.

988
00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:43,980
Great on you.

989
00:43:44,180 --> 00:43:44,780
Well done.

990
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,980
It's good to see you're thinking of your fucking future.

991
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,400
Because you know what?

992
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:51,680
Every Tom, Dick and Susie has a fucking garage band now.

993
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,420
Auto-tune's nothing.

994
00:43:54,580 --> 00:43:55,660
Anybody can put it on.

995
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,540
You got in while the gun was good.

996
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,280
While the goose was fat.

997
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:00,620
Yeah?

998
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:02,260
Now what?

999
00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:05,300
Try auto-tuning your way onto a fucking movie set, man.

1000
00:44:05,340 --> 00:44:06,060
Not gonna happen.

1001
00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:06,480
Right?

1002
00:44:07,980 --> 00:44:10,620
Because you're going up against the big guns.

1003
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,020
I'm talking Gosling.

1004
00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:15,580
And he's more than a goose.

1005
00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:18,680
He's still a grown goose.

1006
00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:19,760
And he's still a Gosling.

1007
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:23,960
It's almost six o'clock.

1008
00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:26,420
He put...

1009
00:44:26,420 --> 00:44:27,480
He just fucking hung up.

1010
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:28,800
I didn't hear from him then, you know?

1011
00:44:28,860 --> 00:44:29,760
Cause celebrate.

1012
00:44:30,380 --> 00:44:34,940
Steve Jennings.

1013
00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:37,180
Steve Jennings, guys.

1014
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,040
The Jenster.

1015
00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:43,760
He's actually hanging out with Jenson, but in the last day, he was asking for you, Steve.

1016
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:45,960
He was asking for you.

1017
00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:48,060
I was at work.

1018
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:51,180
I bought a few raffle tickets at a work do.

1019
00:44:52,220 --> 00:44:54,580
While I was full of Sam Peli and Gooser.

1020
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,740
I won a Dyson V11.

1021
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:58,080
And it's fantastic.

1022
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,820
But they gave it to me at 9pm.

1023
00:45:01,820 --> 00:45:04,700
I had to lug the thing around.

1024
00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:07,720
Like Jesus with the cross.

1025
00:45:08,380 --> 00:45:09,360
For the night.

1026
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,060
Jesus Christ.

1027
00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:12,100
Steve Jennings.

1028
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:13,640
Cannot believe that, man.

1029
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,140
You're at work do.

1030
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,860
You want a Dyson V11 on the raffle and you're lugging it around.

1031
00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:21,240
Was that the cordless one?

1032
00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:25,800
If that's the cordless, congratulations, Jenster.

1033
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,140
You've got yourself a fucking cracking little hoover.

1034
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:30,660
Suction on that thing.

1035
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,740
And of course, the fact that it's fucking mobile and portable.

1036
00:45:36,980 --> 00:45:39,700
You can stick it into the fucking Mercedes and clean that up.

1037
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:45,660
You should have seen the mess I had in the boot of the Mercedes there a few months back.

1038
00:45:46,740 --> 00:45:50,320
It fucking withstood a lot of fucking suction.

1039
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,520
Went down to Harvey Norms.

1040
00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:56,000
Picked up a fucking V11 cordless Dyson.

1041
00:45:58,020 --> 00:46:00,140
Did the fucking job on the back of the Merc.

1042
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,800
Two days later, nothing.

1043
00:46:02,700 --> 00:46:06,340
Following week, as you know, I was under investigation by the Gordee.

1044
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,600
They confiscated the vehicle.

1045
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:08,640
Took me in for questioning.

1046
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,160
Managed to get a cord order to fucking hold me for an extra 12 hours.

1047
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,020
Released after that.

1048
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:14,380
Why?

1049
00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:16,420
They couldn't find a fucking bean.

1050
00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:18,460
In the Merc.

1051
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:19,920
Not that they would find anything.

1052
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,460
Because I have nothing to hide.

1053
00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:22,500
As I told them.

1054
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:23,780
Yeah, you have me on CCTV.

1055
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,500
Travelling at a fucking unbelievable speed.

1056
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:33,340
But I mean, my only crime was fucking doing 130 when it was 120.

1057
00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:35,460
That's my only crime.

1058
00:46:36,940 --> 00:46:39,420
Now, if you don't mind, do you want to leave me?

1059
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,100
Because I need to go and sell a few cars and a few pension plans.

1060
00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:44,080
They had nothing on me.

1061
00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:44,600
It's almost six o'clock.

1062
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,400
I just walked out of the police station.

1063
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,540
I said, listen, lads.

1064
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,800
If you want to talk anymore, the solicitor's there.

1065
00:46:51,260 --> 00:46:52,120
He'll take notes.

1066
00:46:52,420 --> 00:46:54,260
And he might fucking fax them on to me later.

1067
00:46:54,660 --> 00:46:58,160
Because that's what I deal with fax machines when it comes to the Gordee.

1068
00:46:58,620 --> 00:47:00,180
Because you belong in the dark ages.

1069
00:47:00,700 --> 00:47:03,840
Trying to fucking put me in the frame for something I didn't do.

1070
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:04,840
Come on.

1071
00:47:05,420 --> 00:47:06,880
Absolute shower.

1072
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:08,760
Of fucking necks.

1073
00:47:09,540 --> 00:47:10,320
Neck on you.

1074
00:47:11,140 --> 00:47:13,220
Like, you're necks, man.

1075
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,620
Stretched out, man.

1076
00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:18,740
Stretched out.

1077
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,680
It's almost six o'clock.

1078
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,700
Red, thanks so much, buddy babe.

1079
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:28,780
Will you give a shout out to the lads from Kerry Road Trip?

1080
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:29,720
Love the work.

1081
00:47:30,860 --> 00:47:33,300
I was actually thinking about heading down to Kerry myself.

1082
00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:36,820
I have a few fucking family cousins out there.

1083
00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:41,840
I like to go down there and just live the fucking nice, easy, simple life, you know?

1084
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,960
Stair Chicken.

1085
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:47,720
Yeah, that's, sorry.

1086
00:47:47,940 --> 00:47:50,140
Yeah, Stair Chicken asked me about the Kerry Road Trip, boys.

1087
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,980
Big shout out to the Kerry Road Trip, boys.

1088
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,180
I might go down there.

1089
00:47:53,820 --> 00:47:55,720
You might see me fucking cruising around the ring.

1090
00:47:57,060 --> 00:47:58,720
Sooner or later in the fucking new Merc.

1091
00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:02,100
Gonna stick a bit of mud tires on the fucking Merc.

1092
00:48:02,620 --> 00:48:04,700
Just get down there and fucking bomb around.

1093
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,120
Like, Katzi, the life advisor.

1094
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:09,180
Thanks so much.

1095
00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:11,220
Red, too.

1096
00:48:11,780 --> 00:48:16,280
Red says a small pension investment to cover your Montelay's splurgos.

1097
00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:19,660
I want bottles of cab and a few pan baguettes.

1098
00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:20,760
All right?

1099
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:22,180
All right.

1100
00:48:23,140 --> 00:48:23,860
Look, Red.

1101
00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:26,860
I think it's time me and you had a chat.

1102
00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:29,120
Sooner rather than later, okay?

1103
00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:33,240
I've heard a few tales about the way you're going on, man.

1104
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,720
I think you should stop by and have a chat with me.

1105
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:39,000
I think you should.

1106
00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:41,980
It's almost six o'clock.

1107
00:48:41,980 --> 00:48:43,600
Thanks very much to you guys.

1108
00:48:44,180 --> 00:48:45,800
It really means...

1109
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,900
Really means a lot that you...

1110
00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:50,620
Want to hang out at drive time.

1111
00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:53,680
I know I haven't been doing as much driving today.

1112
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,140
Just getting used to being back from Montreal.

1113
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:57,360
The Grand Prix.

1114
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:00,880
Highlights of that coming up.

1115
00:49:01,620 --> 00:49:03,520
But I just want to do another dirt track.

1116
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,680
Maybe fucking stick on a bit of a Yates blast.

1117
00:49:07,940 --> 00:49:13,020
And just fucking sip San Peli and then just, you know, maybe go...

1118
00:49:13,020 --> 00:49:15,500
Maybe go for a fucking silver lap.

1119
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,960
Don't want to push it too much.

1120
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:21,120
Maybe fucking bronze trough the Nürburgring.

1121
00:49:21,660 --> 00:49:22,660
And then sign out.

1122
00:49:23,060 --> 00:49:23,500
Adios.

1123
00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:25,920
Thanks so much for hanging out, guys.

1124
00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:30,380
Means a lot, you know, the working week can be a fucking tough one.

1125
00:49:31,660 --> 00:49:32,140
Deals.

1126
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:32,840
People.

1127
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:33,600
Egos.

1128
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,540
But it all just fucking...

1129
00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:40,960
Just fucking splashes off the back like rain off a fucking berg house.

1130
00:49:42,460 --> 00:49:44,140
When half five comes by.

1131
00:49:44,140 --> 00:49:46,640
And I just sit back behind the wheel.

1132
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,380
And I grip that perforated leather wheel.

1133
00:49:49,380 --> 00:49:50,800
It's almost six o'clock.

1134
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:52,320
Leather bridge.

1135
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,740
Just fucking drive the pain away.

1136
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,420
Drive the pain away.

1137
00:49:59,420 --> 00:50:00,800
Drive the pain away.

1138
00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:02,620
Drive the pain away.

1139
00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:06,040
Uh-oh.

1140
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,360
Grabbing on my wheel like you wanted to.

1141
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,000
Telling me all the time that you love it.

1142
00:50:14,420 --> 00:50:15,640
Driving my Mercedes.

1143
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,640
Cleaning the boot of my Mercedes.

1144
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,040
Drive the pain away.

1145
00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:24,880
Drive the pain away.

1146
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,560
Go on holiday.

1147
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:26,740
Go on holiday.

1148
00:50:27,340 --> 00:50:28,640
Every second day.

1149
00:50:30,140 --> 00:50:35,260
Actually thinking of putting down a fucking endowment pension lump sum plumper.

1150
00:50:37,140 --> 00:50:39,860
On an absolute regal swish chalet.

1151
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,360
Out in fucking switzy boo-boos.

1152
00:50:46,300 --> 00:50:47,000
Telling you man.

1153
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,740
Private Learjet is the way to go.

1154
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,480
I don't own one myself.

1155
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,400
But Zonad is so well connected.

1156
00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:56,240
He's got connections coming out of his arse man.

1157
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,620
He's got a Rolex for every second day of the month.

1158
00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:07,040
And he also is in a WhatsApp cherry picker of a group.

1159
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,780
With Eddie Zonad.

1160
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:11,300
Eddie Jordan.

1161
00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:14,480
Jensen Buttocks.

1162
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:14,480
Jensen Buttocks.

1163
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,720
Baz of Shamway.

1164
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:19,040
Oh.

1165
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,000
And none other than Bill Cullen.

1166
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,660
None other than Dragon's Denite.

1167
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:29,900
Bill Cullen.

1168
00:51:31,220 --> 00:51:32,880
A real sweet salesman.

1169
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:34,820
Who came from nothing.

1170
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,080
Came from nothing guys.

1171
00:51:39,740 --> 00:51:41,140
Made everything out of himself.

1172
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,820
It's almost six o'clock.

1173
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,160
Came from nothing.

1174
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:47,560
And look at this.

1175
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,000
Bellevue guys.

1176
00:51:50,140 --> 00:51:52,460
Lovely sweet little fucking Des Alps.

1177
00:51:53,540 --> 00:51:55,940
Don't know if you've seen the Phantom Thread.

1178
00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:59,220
I was actually doing principal photography on that.

1179
00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:01,880
I'm actually a DOP as well.

1180
00:52:01,940 --> 00:52:02,460
Don't you know.

1181
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:06,020
I have a fucking truck full of equipment and gear.

1182
00:52:06,020 --> 00:52:09,280
And I have a great website.

1183
00:52:15,660 --> 00:52:16,960
I was doing principal.

1184
00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:22,860
I was doing principal photography on the Phantom Thread.

1185
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:32,580
I actually had the fucking bonus idea of making a spin-off knock-off comedy shoot called The Phantom Thread.

1186
00:52:33,060 --> 00:52:35,280
Like a kind of drop-dead Fred scenario.

1187
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:40,940
About some fucking wild cat who comes back from a Tim Burton-esque kind of nightmare reverie.

1188
00:52:41,260 --> 00:52:43,980
Dressed up in really cool clothing.

1189
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:46,320
Tailor-made.

1190
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:47,820
By none other.

1191
00:52:47,820 --> 00:52:47,880
By none other.

1192
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,380
Who the hell was that man?

1193
00:52:52,740 --> 00:52:55,240
Someone outside shouting close your legs.

1194
00:52:56,180 --> 00:52:57,620
By none other.

1195
00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:01,620
Than the acting great genius himself.

1196
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,240
What was his name?

1197
00:53:04,380 --> 00:53:10,040
He was in fucking dances with wolves and the Phantom Thread and...

1198
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,120
What was his name again?

1199
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,280
It's almost six o'clock.

1200
00:53:15,820 --> 00:53:16,880
Don't leave me hanging here.

1201
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,480
I'm gonna have to sip a bit of Sam Pell until you tell me his name.

1202
00:53:22,260 --> 00:53:23,160
Daniel Day...

1203
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:23,200
Daniel Day...

1204
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,060
Daniel Day-Q-us.

1205
00:53:25,940 --> 00:53:27,720
It's almost six o'clock.

1206
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:34,680
Oh my god.

1207
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:38,680
Thank you very much.

1208
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,480
Yeah, I was doing principal photography.

1209
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:43,660
D.O.P. shit.

1210
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:45,600
On, uh...

1211
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:46,580
The Phantom...

1212
00:53:46,580 --> 00:53:48,520
The Phantom Thread.

1213
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:50,900
Which went on to win an Oscar.

1214
00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:54,360
For best clothes.

1215
00:53:58,100 --> 00:54:00,780
And I told the director...

1216
00:54:00,780 --> 00:54:01,500
What was his name?

1217
00:54:01,580 --> 00:54:02,640
Was it Anderson or something?

1218
00:54:03,060 --> 00:54:03,480
I was like,

1219
00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:04,340
Listen, Anders.

1220
00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:07,760
Your last film, Mother, was shite.

1221
00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:09,500
I went to watch it.

1222
00:54:09,540 --> 00:54:11,020
It was fucking cack.

1223
00:54:13,300 --> 00:54:16,340
You did well with Magnolia or whatever it was.

1224
00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:17,040
What was the other one?

1225
00:54:17,140 --> 00:54:18,200
Requiem for a Dream.

1226
00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:20,760
Ass to ass.

1227
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:21,800
Yeah, great scene.

1228
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:22,740
But look it.

1229
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:26,980
I think what you want to do is get rid of Daniel Day-Lewis.

1230
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,340
He's not going to open the film, man.

1231
00:54:29,980 --> 00:54:31,500
He said...

1232
00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:31,900
He goes,

1233
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:32,900
Connor Williams.

1234
00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:35,700
Principal photographer on the Phantom Thread.

1235
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:40,820
Who do you suggest I cast in the lead role for this film?

1236
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:43,180
Instead of Daniel Day-Lewis.

1237
00:54:43,980 --> 00:54:44,740
I said,

1238
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:47,620
None other than Bill Cullen.

1239
00:54:49,300 --> 00:54:50,960
He just fucking looked at me.

1240
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:51,860
Blank.

1241
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:53,440
Blank stare.

1242
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:53,820
He said,

1243
00:54:53,900 --> 00:54:57,200
I don't watch you on this gig anymore, man.

1244
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,180
I don't watch you on this gig and I want you to leave.

1245
00:55:00,260 --> 00:55:00,520
I said,

1246
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,300
Get to...

1247
00:55:01,300 --> 00:55:04,180
Shut your mouth, man.

1248
00:55:04,860 --> 00:55:06,740
I'm going to fucking finish the contract.

1249
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:08,660
I don't care about being here during the shoot.

1250
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,980
You're not going to get rid of me during pre-production.

1251
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:12,300
I'm after...

1252
00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:16,660
I took a fucking loan out on a red cameraman.

1253
00:55:16,660 --> 00:55:18,980
It's fucking 45,000 euro, man.

1254
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:19,800
I took a fucking...

1255
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:20,720
Took a big hit.

1256
00:55:21,220 --> 00:55:22,220
Took a loan out, yeah.

1257
00:55:22,700 --> 00:55:23,480
Didn't need one.

1258
00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:24,420
But I did anyway.

1259
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:29,020
I've got a load of shit in the fucking truck with me.

1260
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:29,800
I've got...

1261
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,020
I've got my own fucking personal crew.

1262
00:55:34,580 --> 00:55:36,780
And Zurich pension plans covering me.

1263
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:38,400
And Zurich insurance covering me.

1264
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:39,760
Up my arse.

1265
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:41,540
And if you...

1266
00:55:41,540 --> 00:55:43,460
If you get rid of me after this fucking shoot,

1267
00:55:43,980 --> 00:55:46,720
I'm going to get Zurich to get you.

1268
00:55:48,060 --> 00:55:48,560
All right?

1269
00:55:49,060 --> 00:55:51,220
There's a fucking Zurich clause in the contract.

1270
00:55:51,460 --> 00:55:53,260
You didn't read the fucking small print, mate.

1271
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:54,340
Anderson.

1272
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:58,360
Phantom thread.

1273
00:55:58,500 --> 00:55:59,280
Phantom shit.

1274
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,460
I just went like this.

1275
00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:02,040
Anderson.

1276
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,040
See you later.

1277
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,580
Who's laughing now, Anderson?

1278
00:56:10,220 --> 00:56:11,620
Who's laughing now, man?

1279
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,020
Do you know what he did?

1280
00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:23,460
That fucking snake, Anderson.

1281
00:56:27,180 --> 00:56:29,120
That fucking snake.

1282
00:56:30,340 --> 00:56:30,860
Anderson.

1283
00:56:32,860 --> 00:56:33,940
Started crying.

1284
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,820
Started crying in front of all the crew.

1285
00:56:41,740 --> 00:56:44,160
Daniel Day-Lewis gets off the fucking minibus.

1286
00:56:46,140 --> 00:56:46,940
He goes...

1287
00:56:46,940 --> 00:56:47,880
What's going on here?

1288
00:56:47,940 --> 00:56:48,520
I said, listen.

1289
00:56:50,380 --> 00:56:51,060
Day boy.

1290
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:52,980
Don't worry, hon.

1291
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:00,340
He said, what?

1292
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,140
Don't call me hon.

1293
00:57:01,660 --> 00:57:03,500
I said, I'll fucking call you what you like, man.

1294
00:57:05,580 --> 00:57:06,340
Because that's...

1295
00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,600
That's a trick in the trade.

1296
00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:09,900
You can demasculate a fucking...

1297
00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:13,380
One of the big shots by calling them a woman's kind of term of endearment.

1298
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,440
He didn't like that.

1299
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:15,840
I said, listen.

1300
00:57:16,220 --> 00:57:16,940
Sit down.

1301
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,420
Put a fucking scarf and a hat on because it's a bit chilly up here.

1302
00:57:21,540 --> 00:57:23,880
And have a fucking cafe au lait.

1303
00:57:26,060 --> 00:57:27,700
He goes, what's wrong with Anderson?

1304
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,820
I said, he's having a fucking bit of a fucking...

1305
00:57:30,820 --> 00:57:32,180
Wow-wow moment.

1306
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:35,260
Because he thought that I was going to fucking take the hard road.

1307
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:37,580
But he was wrong.

1308
00:57:38,900 --> 00:57:39,820
I jerked it up.

1309
00:57:40,260 --> 00:57:41,060
Anderson didn't.

1310
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:46,780
Now I'm going to go and get some fucking nice fucking principal photography shots for you.

1311
00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:50,900
Which you're going to use in the shoot.

1312
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:51,440
Okay.

1313
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:59,180
Dave Lewis was like, Connor, thank you so much for being on the shoot, man.

1314
00:57:59,220 --> 00:58:00,220
I said, don't worry about it.

1315
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:00,500
Look.

1316
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:03,780
Fucking dickhead over there is going to get rid of me, no doubt.

1317
00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:04,900
I don't give a fuck.

1318
00:58:06,180 --> 00:58:07,260
I don't give a fuck, man.

1319
00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:11,260
I've got a few gigs of RTE coming up when I get home.

1320
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:12,520
Okay.

1321
00:58:12,700 --> 00:58:13,600
I've got an independent.

1322
00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:15,580
I'm really in with the film board.

1323
00:58:16,180 --> 00:58:16,820
They know me.

1324
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,160
I'm a fucking one-man army.

1325
00:58:20,660 --> 00:58:22,020
Now, is there anything I can get you?

1326
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:22,800
I can get one of the...

1327
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:23,620
Is there anything I can get you?

1328
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,480
He said, I would like...

1329
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:26,680
This is Dave Lewis now.

1330
00:58:28,180 --> 00:58:29,480
So he had his coffee ordered.

1331
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,660
He goes, I would like...

1332
00:58:31,660 --> 00:58:32,680
And this is the way he spoke.

1333
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,580
Get me a dozen roses.

1334
00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:42,860
And 15 buttercups from the Grindelwald Basin.

1335
00:58:44,380 --> 00:58:46,720
I said, right out, Danny.

1336
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:48,080
Don't worry, man.

1337
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,440
I looked over at the runner who I had hired.

1338
00:58:53,020 --> 00:58:54,680
I was like, hey, Gavin!

1339
00:58:56,180 --> 00:58:56,580
Gavin!

1340
00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:58,540
The fuck are you doing, man?

1341
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,040
Playing with yourself inside the fucking truck.

1342
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:06,060
Get down to the bottom of the Grindelwald Valley now

1343
00:59:06,060 --> 00:59:07,420
and start picking roses.

1344
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,440
Otherwise, you'll be straight on the next plane back home

1345
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,640
to IADT.

1346
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:15,240
Back to your fucking course.

1347
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:17,360
He was like, yes.

1348
00:59:17,460 --> 00:59:18,200
Yes, Connor.

1349
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:19,120
No, Connor.

1350
00:59:19,220 --> 00:59:20,320
Three bags full, Connor.

1351
00:59:20,420 --> 00:59:21,120
I was like, yeah.

1352
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:24,920
It's almost six o'clock.

1353
00:59:25,060 --> 00:59:26,800
Did the gig anyway and just got it done.

1354
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:27,800
What, you know?

1355
00:59:28,060 --> 00:59:29,360
Film went on to win an Oscar.

1356
00:59:29,860 --> 00:59:31,440
Fucking Pistorius in the bag.

1357
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:32,260
It's almost six o'clock.

1358
00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:33,980
No mention of me on the credits, though.

1359
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:35,100
Doesn't matter.

1360
00:59:35,220 --> 00:59:36,800
I got the fucking payday I wanted.

1361
00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:37,660
Anderson?

1362
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:39,500
Fuck off, man.

1363
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:44,520
Sorry, guys.

1364
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,100
I said, Anderson, you're nothing.

1365
00:59:52,580 --> 00:59:53,620
Half shot, Jack.

1366
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:54,180
Thanks so much.

1367
00:59:54,540 --> 00:59:58,300
I said, Anderson, you're nothing compared to Wes Anderson.

1368
00:59:58,940 --> 01:00:00,880
Have you seen the composition in his shots?

1369
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,800
Yeah, there's a man who puts effort into his fucking scenes.

1370
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:07,860
Not like you, just gets a load of old garbage back to the edit suite and then what?

1371
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,140
Just tries to fucking edit something out of nothing.

1372
01:00:10,660 --> 01:00:13,360
Make a load of fucking ambience.

1373
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:20,740
Throw some horrible paranoia music in behind some fucking scenes of depravity.

1374
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:22,680
That's Oscar worthy, is it?

1375
01:00:22,940 --> 01:00:24,500
It's almost six o'clock.

1376
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:38,980
You will rue the day you ever, ever fired Connor Williams from a multi-million dollar budgeted Hollywood movie shoot.

1377
01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:43,200
Didn't give a fuck, man.

1378
01:00:43,260 --> 01:00:47,620
The next week I was back home doing a fucking corporate for Aviva.

1379
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:49,140
Don't tell Zurich.

1380
01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:52,680
And what can I say?

1381
01:00:53,380 --> 01:00:56,480
Connor Williams lives to sell a pension another day.

1382
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:59,180
It's almost six o'clock, guys.

1383
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:03,940
Welcome back to Drive Time with me, Connor Williams.

1384
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,640
Former senior sales executive with Mercedes Ireland.

1385
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:11,620
Partner at KPMG by the age of 23.

1386
01:01:11,620 --> 01:01:20,300
Worked as a media buyer for two years.

1387
01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:24,980
Got out of, got out of for a year and a half because I fucking stank.

1388
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,500
Didn't like, didn't like the attitude of some of the people I had to work with.

1389
01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:31,560
So I didn't have to fucking stay with them, like, you know?

1390
01:01:32,820 --> 01:01:37,480
But, uh, at the moment, yeah, I'm just doing life guru kind of stuff.

1391
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:38,180
Drive time.

1392
01:01:39,340 --> 01:01:40,320
Sell the odd Merc.

1393
01:01:42,380 --> 01:01:44,080
I'm actually, uh, I buy them.

1394
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,660
I am still friendly with a few of the grease monkeys.

1395
01:01:49,980 --> 01:01:51,200
At Mercedes Ireland.

1396
01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:56,800
So they usually do a nice little tidy up service job on them free of charge.

1397
01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:58,380
Because I am who I am.

1398
01:01:58,440 --> 01:01:59,780
I am Connor Williams.

1399
01:02:00,980 --> 01:02:02,300
Mercedes, man.

1400
01:02:03,580 --> 01:02:06,680
And, uh, mix all that stuff up with a bit of Zurich.

1401
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:09,660
Zurich squash court.

1402
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:12,880
Zurich five aside with boys.

1403
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:14,420
Just Zurich, Zurich, Zurich.

1404
01:02:14,540 --> 01:02:15,600
All day, all long.

1405
01:02:16,220 --> 01:02:17,480
Never forgetting, of course.

1406
01:02:17,860 --> 01:02:19,160
Sam Pelley dreams.

1407
01:02:24,900 --> 01:02:26,800
It's almost six o'clock.

1408
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:33,280
Stick a bit of Yates on, see how we're getting on there.

1409
01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:36,460
We'll give them appropriate antibiotics.

1410
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:39,900
We will send off blood cultures and culture to the suspected area.

1411
01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:42,080
We will do some pertinent blood tests.

1412
01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:45,960
And they'd be the main things that we'd do initially.

1413
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:49,000
Antibiotics are the key thing to successful treatment.

1414
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:50,820
And early antibiotics are the key thing.

1415
01:02:51,140 --> 01:02:53,480
It's when those early antibiotics are missed.

1416
01:02:54,180 --> 01:02:55,900
And the disease gets established.

1417
01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:59,840
And the disease, the patients get into septic shock, which is what I see.

1418
01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:00,820
What is septic shock?

1419
01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:07,920
With septic shock is, is classically a, a very unwell patient with a very low blood pressure.

1420
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:14,240
With significant impairment of vital organs, such as their heart, their cardiovascular system, such as low blood pressure.

1421
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:15,120
Oh, ghosts!

1422
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:16,200
Very impaired breathing.

1423
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,660
And is septic shock treatable?

1424
01:03:19,540 --> 01:03:20,220
Well, it is.

1425
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:21,060
It's going to get too late.

1426
01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:23,980
Well, we support septic shock in ICU.

1427
01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:26,620
But the treatment of infection is antibiotics.

1428
01:03:27,340 --> 01:03:28,120
So all the support...

1429
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:29,120
Beautiful.

1430
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:29,580
What do you mean you support septic shock?

1431
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,780
Well, you, you, you support...

1432
01:03:31,780 --> 01:03:31,780
You support...

1433
01:03:31,780 --> 01:03:32,340
You support...

1434
01:03:32,340 --> 01:03:33,500
You support...

1435
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:35,800
The organs failing.

1436
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:37,060
And you treat...

1437
01:03:37,060 --> 01:03:38,360
Beautiful shot there, guys.

1438
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:39,640
The Bellevue.

1439
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,060
I'm afraid we're going to have to leave that there.

1440
01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:43,580
And head to Nuremberg for one...

1441
01:03:43,580 --> 01:03:45,260
Go.

1442
01:03:46,220 --> 01:03:47,340
One crack...

1443
01:03:47,340 --> 01:03:48,580
At the big...

1444
01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:51,120
Silver.

1445
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,120
Thanks very much for joining us here today at Drive Time.

1446
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,580
And Connor Williams taking you...

1447
01:03:59,580 --> 01:04:00,780
On a drive...

1448
01:04:00,780 --> 01:04:02,580
Into the early evening slot...

1449
01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:03,620
Of your life.

1450
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,180
Hopefully you've had a great day today.

1451
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:06,620
Powerful Tuesday.

1452
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:09,040
We're going to power into the midweek.

1453
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:11,320
Hard and fast.

1454
01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:13,680
And nothing else...

1455
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,540
But a Mercedes AMG range.

1456
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:18,800
It's going to be beautiful.

1457
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,400
You're going to need Botox...

1458
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,380
After I'm done with you.

1459
01:04:23,140 --> 01:04:25,320
Because the G's that we're going to be hitting...

1460
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:26,040
Pure G spot.

1461
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:27,700
It's going to wreck your face.

1462
01:04:28,620 --> 01:04:29,880
It's going to wreck your face.

1463
01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:32,440
You're going to wake up...

1464
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,960
With lines...

1465
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,400
And crow's feet dot IE.

1466
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:49,040
TMF70TMF.

1467
01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:51,160
TMF70TMF.

1468
01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:53,940
Thanks very much for the praying hands emoji.

1469
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:57,100
And that's that one, two, three, four, five...

1470
01:04:57,100 --> 01:04:59,100
Five silver medal emojis.

1471
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:00,980
Thanks very much, man.

1472
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:02,100
Appreciate it.

1473
01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:07,140
Sean Flanagan.

1474
01:05:07,260 --> 01:05:07,680
How are you?

1475
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,200
Would you not buy G G Sport?

1476
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:10,140
I might do, yeah.

1477
01:05:10,460 --> 01:05:11,000
I might do.

1478
01:05:14,380 --> 01:05:15,080
Let's start.

1479
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:16,180
Let's start.

1480
01:05:16,180 --> 01:05:16,220
Let's start.

1481
01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:27,040
Brought to you by San Pellegrino.

1482
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:35,000
Farfurta.

1483
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:35,540
Thank you.

1484
01:05:35,860 --> 01:05:37,480
Thank you so much, Farfurta.

1485
01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:39,480
For the 265.

1486
01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:40,480
One.

1487
01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:44,360
Basket of junk bonds has a higher adjusted return...

1488
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,540
Than most high grade portfolios.

1489
01:05:46,780 --> 01:05:47,000
Two.

1490
01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:49,140
Same logic applies to dating.

1491
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,900
Don't know what that means, Farfurta.

1492
01:05:52,900 --> 01:05:55,100
But I'm sure if I fucking read into it...

1493
01:05:55,100 --> 01:05:57,280
It might actually be something bad.

1494
01:05:58,500 --> 01:05:59,240
Let's have a look.

1495
01:05:59,240 --> 01:05:59,240
Let's have a look.

1496
01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:17,340
Oh, yeah.

1497
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:19,040
This is it, man.

1498
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,160
Fucking hats and back dreams.

1499
01:06:24,460 --> 01:06:25,960
You might notice...

1500
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,700
That I've upped my game a little here, guys.

1501
01:06:29,660 --> 01:06:33,660
Courtesy of Zonad.ie, the new website that my friend has started...

1502
01:06:34,300 --> 01:06:37,040
Which details everything going on in Irish society.

1503
01:06:37,300 --> 01:06:38,980
From Conor McGregor fights...

1504
01:06:38,980 --> 01:06:40,400
Right down to Game of Thrones.

1505
01:06:40,900 --> 01:06:41,900
And also...

1506
01:06:41,900 --> 01:06:43,900
All the latest...

1507
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:45,900
And greatest Irish political action.

1508
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,900
Zonad is actually so well connected...

1509
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,780
That he knows what Leo Varadga has for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

1510
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:58,600
The Zone Meister.

1511
01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,160
Get into the Zone.

1512
01:07:00,900 --> 01:07:04,280
As we enter the Fluggplatz at an amazing flying speed.

1513
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:05,860
Conor Williams.

1514
01:07:06,180 --> 01:07:06,660
Never.

1515
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:07,340
Ever.

1516
01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:10,460
Drives automatic anymore.

1517
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:12,920
Pure manual transmission.

1518
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:15,820
Don't at me.

1519
01:07:16,940 --> 01:07:19,380
Into the Schweiden Cruise we go.

1520
01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:22,820
Oh, fuck that.

1521
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,160
We'll just go for another quick restart, guys.

1522
01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:26,860
Sam Pellegrino.

1523
01:07:27,060 --> 01:07:27,760
Knock it back.

1524
01:07:29,860 --> 01:07:31,200
Easier said than done.

1525
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:43,380
Concentration.

1526
01:07:44,220 --> 01:07:44,700
Dedication.

1527
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,080
Zulu Nation.

1528
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:52,520
I was actually doing the Nurburgring there with a tribe called Quest a few weeks ago.

1529
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:56,500
And we had Africa Bambata in the back.

1530
01:07:57,380 --> 01:07:58,620
He was slowing us down though.

1531
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:01,000
We had to kick him out when we got to the fucking floatplats.

1532
01:08:03,260 --> 01:08:03,700
He's...

1533
01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:05,300
Sorry, I got...

1534
01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:06,060
I get...

1535
01:08:06,060 --> 01:08:07,840
I got confused there.

1536
01:08:07,940 --> 01:08:08,660
Africa's dead.

1537
01:08:09,860 --> 01:08:12,060
May he rest in fucking peace, guys.

1538
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:13,720
Who was it?

1539
01:08:13,820 --> 01:08:14,900
Someone else that he had.

1540
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:16,940
Fat Albert or something.

1541
01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:18,040
I think he's dead too.

1542
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:19,440
Fuck it.

1543
01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:21,440
Car is actually...

1544
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:24,060
Sorry, we're going to start again there.

1545
01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:25,260
Sorry.

1546
01:08:28,260 --> 01:08:32,100
Thank you very much.

1547
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:33,900
Adrian's wall.

1548
01:08:35,260 --> 01:08:38,740
It's amazing what the Romans did there, building that Adrian's wall.

1549
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:40,260
Who was Adrian?

1550
01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:40,740
Was he alright?

1551
01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:42,080
Was he grand?

1552
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:49,800
Hats him back.

1553
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:56,900
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1554
01:08:57,260 --> 01:08:58,480
Sorry about this, guys.

1555
01:08:58,980 --> 01:08:59,900
Technical gremlins.

1556
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,920
This is the last time, and then we're out.

1557
01:09:02,220 --> 01:09:06,280
I need to show you the highlights from the Formula One World Championship.

1558
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,220
We've got them coming up.

1559
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:08,820
Thanks very much, Anonymous.

1560
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:10,580
Hope you're doing well.

1561
01:09:12,260 --> 01:09:13,900
One more crack of the whip here.

1562
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:14,780
Fuck.

1563
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:15,800
Come on.

1564
01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:17,260
San Peli.

1565
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:17,980
Come on, Connor.

1566
01:09:18,340 --> 01:09:18,800
Come on.

1567
01:09:18,820 --> 01:09:19,660
You can do it, Connor.

1568
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:26,280
Nice and easy.

1569
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:27,280
Tickle the apex.

1570
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:32,360
Shift.

1571
01:09:32,780 --> 01:09:34,000
Shift your gears hard.

1572
01:09:34,820 --> 01:09:35,700
Not soft.

1573
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:36,720
91.

1574
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:37,540
That's too slow.

1575
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:38,700
Should have been going faster.

1576
01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:55,340
bit of a cheeky one there.

1577
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:56,520
Cheek is penis.

1578
01:09:57,800 --> 01:09:58,700
Into the Hawkeye.

1579
01:09:58,740 --> 01:09:59,140
Can we go?

1580
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:00,580
No one's going to tell me what to do.

1581
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,440
No one's going to tell me what to do.

1582
01:10:03,540 --> 01:10:04,400
See you later.

1583
01:10:04,540 --> 01:10:05,560
Do you know who I am?

1584
01:10:06,340 --> 01:10:07,240
Connor Williams.

1585
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:10,200
The last thing you see at night.

1586
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:12,700
Before you dream your nightmares.

1587
01:10:17,700 --> 01:10:18,900
Flood plats.

1588
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:20,560
Nothing to me, baby.

1589
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:30,380
I was actually showing Lewis Hamilton my fucking pedal slippers sponsored by Sam Peli and he was like, how can you hook me up with that sponsorship deal?

1590
01:10:30,820 --> 01:10:32,740
I said, talk to me after the race, man.

1591
01:10:32,900 --> 01:10:33,900
I'll get you go to the next race.

1592
01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:33,900
I'll get you go to the next race.

1593
01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:33,900
I'll get you goosed.

1594
01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:35,500
I'll take your number.

1595
01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:37,100
Even though I have it already, you know.

1596
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:39,400
But we got him then.

1597
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,360
He's actually going to be sponsored by them for the next race.

1598
01:10:44,060 --> 01:10:47,200
And we got him into the fucking WhatsApp chat group as well with Zonad.

1599
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:49,580
Lewis Hamilton was made up with that.

1600
01:10:49,980 --> 01:10:53,980
But he started complaining about the standard of memes that were being shared.

1601
01:10:55,900 --> 01:11:04,640
In particular, one culprit, Eddie Jordan, was sharing subpar shit tier means.

1602
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:09,860
In the WhatsApp chat group, guys.

1603
01:11:14,420 --> 01:11:17,120
Which prompted Lewis, Ludog Hamilton.

1604
01:11:18,980 --> 01:11:22,660
To send a text to the group saying, get rid of Eddie Normie, man.

1605
01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:25,020
He's shit.

1606
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:27,520
And, uh.

1607
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:28,520
Here we go.

1608
01:11:31,420 --> 01:11:32,020
Metzgefeld.

1609
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:37,300
But I've said to you before, you know.

1610
01:11:37,340 --> 01:11:38,500
I was in the same group before.

1611
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,560
I had to leave that group because.

1612
01:11:42,940 --> 01:11:47,440
Eddie Jordan was taking photographs of memes on Facebook.

1613
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:49,860
And just posting them.

1614
01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:52,660
To the WhatsApp group.

1615
01:11:53,900 --> 01:11:54,760
And they were shit.

1616
01:11:55,300 --> 01:11:55,860
It was the one.

1617
01:11:55,900 --> 01:11:57,820
He just kept on sending the same one.

1618
01:11:57,880 --> 01:11:59,700
It was like a picture of a baby.

1619
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,040
Like this.

1620
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:04,900
And the meme said.

1621
01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:06,980
When you find.

1622
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:07,860
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1623
01:12:07,940 --> 01:12:09,340
When you find a can of Guinness.

1624
01:12:09,380 --> 01:12:11,040
The last can of Guinness in the fridge.

1625
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:13,000
And it was just like a baby like that.

1626
01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:17,660
We had to get rid of him.

1627
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:19,280
It's almost six o'clock.

1628
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:28,260
Thank you very much, Mariej.

1629
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:32,960
One more crack of this whip and then it's adios.

1630
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:38,060
I'm going too fucking slow on that first turn.

1631
01:12:50,060 --> 01:12:51,600
Thank you very much for that tip.

1632
01:12:51,600 --> 01:13:21,580
Thank you.

1633
01:13:21,580 --> 01:13:22,820
Fuck you. See you later.

1634
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:24,100
You ever seen the like?

1635
01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:24,720
No.

1636
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:25,920
Connor Williams.

1637
01:13:26,580 --> 01:13:27,860
I just drive.

1638
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:29,040
Drive like the wind.

1639
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:31,260
And I sell insurance and pensions.

1640
01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:32,320
And that's all I do.

1641
01:13:32,460 --> 01:13:33,300
That's all I want to do.

1642
01:13:35,060 --> 01:13:36,860
It's almost six o'clock.

1643
01:13:39,420 --> 01:13:40,820
But yeah, myself.

1644
01:13:41,780 --> 01:13:44,960
And a Q-tip from a tribe called Quest.

1645
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:48,600
We're in the back of the AMG there.

1646
01:13:48,940 --> 01:13:49,540
The last day.

1647
01:13:49,660 --> 01:13:53,560
It was being driven at pace by the mother from Crystal Swing.

1648
01:13:54,100 --> 01:13:54,960
Mama Swing.

1649
01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:55,900
The Swing setter.

1650
01:13:56,340 --> 01:13:57,520
The trend setter.

1651
01:13:58,420 --> 01:14:00,900
And she'd left the kids at home.

1652
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:09,700
And she said, look, I want to sit yourself and tip on a fucking nonstop gold trof round.

1653
01:14:10,340 --> 01:14:11,660
The Yokohama Bend.

1654
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:14,820
So she did.

1655
01:14:15,220 --> 01:14:18,140
And she's actually a fucking great driver.

1656
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:24,000
I heard somewhere there's a rumor that fucking Racing Point were trying to snap her up.

1657
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:26,640
But she was going on tour with the kids.

1658
01:14:27,300 --> 01:14:28,760
And she had a new album to make.

1659
01:14:31,220 --> 01:14:32,940
So that she has done.

1660
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:38,660
But I mean, when I saw them the other day in Montreal trying to flog a Crystal Sex Swing,

1661
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:40,140
it really boggled my mind.

1662
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:42,140
I was like, why didn't they just stick at the music?

1663
01:14:42,940 --> 01:14:45,440
But I mean, they're going up against Ariana Grande.

1664
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:46,720
Bruno Mars.

1665
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:50,600
That dickhead from Maroon 5 who I've kind of fucking...

1666
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:54,160
I set him back on a good course there because he was meant to be doing film work.

1667
01:14:54,220 --> 01:14:56,080
But now he's gone back into the music biz.

1668
01:14:58,020 --> 01:14:59,280
Oh, please don't fuck.

1669
01:15:01,900 --> 01:15:03,360
I'm just going to keep going, guys.

1670
01:15:03,860 --> 01:15:05,960
A few technical gremlishkos.

1671
01:15:11,900 --> 01:15:17,940
But the thing was, they had a massive Crystal Sex Wing set up in the convention center.

1672
01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:22,860
And it was faux Crystal.

1673
01:15:23,940 --> 01:15:26,960
Kind of Swarovski Crystal sort of job, like, you know?

1674
01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:30,940
And the guy, the young fella was doing the Hucklebook on it.

1675
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:34,540
And yet again, any chance he gets to do the Hucklebook,

1676
01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:36,520
you can't stop him, man.

1677
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:38,640
He's the fucking Hucklebook Meister, like, you know?

1678
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:41,240
Hucklebookster.

1679
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:48,720
It's funny because I was actually watching Uncle Buck that morning on the flight back from Montreal.

1680
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,820
Or two Montriox, should I say.

1681
01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:58,440
And he was doing the Hucklebook on top of the Swarovski Crystal.ie swing set.

1682
01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:06,980
And his shoes, the tap-downs and shoes he was wearing, they huckle-busted the crystal.

1683
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:10,320
And it was just glass and crystal shards everywhere.

1684
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:16,780
And one of the German investors, Schweidencruiser, he got a bit of fucking crystal in his eye.

1685
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:19,660
Because your man was doing the Hucklebook so hard.

1686
01:16:19,660 --> 01:16:23,500
He was kicking shards of crystal into the crowd.

1687
01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:25,060
The onlooker's eyes.

1688
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:27,460
At the Adult Convention Center.

1689
01:16:28,460 --> 01:16:29,440
AVN job.

1690
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:34,200
And there was a big crowd gathered around, like, you know, and a few enthusiasts.

1691
01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:37,640
And a few of the big names, like, Gianna Michaels.

1692
01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:40,300
And, uh, who else?

1693
01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:43,400
I think even Gianna Hayes was making a comeback.

1694
01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:44,320
Whoa!

1695
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:49,300
But, uh, I was like, that's the shit show, guys.

1696
01:16:49,860 --> 01:16:53,580
Bit of a technical gremlins malfunction there, guys, on the sex wing.

1697
01:16:56,180 --> 01:16:59,220
Um, but it was mostly Swarovski's money.

1698
01:16:59,340 --> 01:17:01,640
They knew the risks associated with it, like, you know.

1699
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:05,940
Fucking mad.

1700
01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:07,200
Really was mad.

1701
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:10,540
Two days later, like, she's a professional.

1702
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:12,200
The mother is a professional, like, you know.

1703
01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:14,540
Two days later, she's driving around.

1704
01:17:14,540 --> 01:17:16,920
The Nurburgring and an AMG.

1705
01:17:17,420 --> 01:17:21,400
With myself and Q-Tip from a tribe called Quest in the back.

1706
01:17:23,140 --> 01:17:24,400
And I was beatboxing.

1707
01:17:24,860 --> 01:17:26,620
And Tip was just fucking rhyming.

1708
01:17:26,700 --> 01:17:27,960
It was like a lyrical assassin.

1709
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:29,840
I had a great bead going.

1710
01:17:29,980 --> 01:17:30,600
I was kind of like.

1711
01:17:36,460 --> 01:17:39,280
And, uh, she was just lifting it.

1712
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:43,120
Wearing a pair of fucking red stilettos.

1713
01:17:43,340 --> 01:17:45,760
And she had the keytar on as well whilst driving.

1714
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:47,380
I said, both hands on the wheel.

1715
01:17:48,140 --> 01:17:49,600
She wouldn't communicate for a word.

1716
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:52,980
She could only communicate through the medium of keytar.

1717
01:17:54,540 --> 01:17:57,380
Q-Tip said, I've never seen anything like this.

1718
01:17:57,380 --> 01:17:59,160
Where are you from?

1719
01:17:59,340 --> 01:18:01,400
I said, she's from Middleton and Cork.

1720
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:03,900
And I'm from fucking Seapoint.

1721
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,220
If you want to come back later on, I've got a fucking Airbnb.

1722
01:18:07,460 --> 01:18:08,240
I'm renting it out, man.

1723
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:10,060
Five bedroom.

1724
01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:12,220
Secret garden at the back.

1725
01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:14,580
Fucking steam room come.

1726
01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:16,540
Fucking sauna shower set up.

1727
01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:18,460
He was like, no way.

1728
01:18:18,580 --> 01:18:21,140
I have one of those in my house back in Brooklyn.

1729
01:18:21,540 --> 01:18:22,920
I said, you still live there, man.

1730
01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:25,100
I was there on holiday a few years ago.

1731
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:26,440
Not my scene.

1732
01:18:26,580 --> 01:18:32,660
I suppose it's all right if you're like a fucking, uh, a student or a hipster or whatever, man.

1733
01:18:32,740 --> 01:18:33,880
But I'm like, not now.

1734
01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:35,140
Not at my age.

1735
01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:38,820
He said, yeah, I still have family there and whatnot.

1736
01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:40,480
I said, listen, Tip.

1737
01:18:41,940 --> 01:18:43,980
Have you thought about your fucking future, man?

1738
01:18:44,860 --> 01:18:45,520
He said, no.

1739
01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:48,520
I live fast and I die young.

1740
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:49,900
I said, yeah.

1741
01:18:50,740 --> 01:18:52,760
That kind of attitude will get you into trouble.

1742
01:18:52,860 --> 01:18:53,900
But what age are you now, man?

1743
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:54,940
You're fucking, what, 48?

1744
01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:56,640
You're nearly 50, Tip.

1745
01:18:57,260 --> 01:18:58,460
Where are the records, bud?

1746
01:18:59,260 --> 01:19:00,700
Where are the fucking records, man?

1747
01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:04,240
He said, they're nowhere.

1748
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:10,440
He said, you lost your mate as well and you're, you're a bollocks to him.

1749
01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:12,520
I seen the doc, I seen the documentary, man.

1750
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:13,820
You both fell out.

1751
01:19:14,780 --> 01:19:15,740
He was keeping it real.

1752
01:19:17,900 --> 01:19:19,760
And you were being a bit of a fucking diva.

1753
01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:23,200
He said, listen, don't talk that to me because you don't know me.

1754
01:19:23,260 --> 01:19:24,660
I said, listen, I know everybody.

1755
01:19:25,620 --> 01:19:31,660
And I want to put you into pole position with your future.

1756
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:33,180
Okay?

1757
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,300
No rapping, no bars.

1758
01:19:35,740 --> 01:19:39,600
Just pen to paper on a fucking Zurich pension plan.

1759
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,080
He said, I'm too old for that, Connor.

1760
01:19:41,220 --> 01:19:42,400
I said, you're not, Tip.

1761
01:19:42,700 --> 01:19:44,140
You're not too old.

1762
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:49,580
You are, Q-Tip, one of the best MCs in the world, man.

1763
01:19:50,020 --> 01:19:56,180
And you're never, ever too old or young to start a pension plan.

1764
01:19:56,580 --> 01:19:57,520
He goes, what's a pension?

1765
01:19:57,660 --> 01:19:59,620
I said, it's a big pot of money.

1766
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:07,020
Which you're going to use to fund the lifestyle you want and deserve when you retire.

1767
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:08,900
It's almost six o'clock.

1768
01:20:08,900 --> 01:20:09,800
Comprende?

1769
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:10,000
Comprende?

1770
01:20:10,140 --> 01:20:12,780
He said, I comprehend, yes.

1771
01:20:12,780 --> 01:20:14,300
He said, good stuff.

1772
01:20:14,380 --> 01:20:14,880
Good boy.

1773
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:18,660
Now sing me a little song there.

1774
01:20:18,660 --> 01:20:21,980
Well, they get the fucking documents together.

1775
01:20:22,660 --> 01:20:24,880
Rifle through the fucking satchel I had with me.

1776
01:20:26,020 --> 01:20:28,140
We had him set up in no time.

1777
01:20:28,740 --> 01:20:31,300
Didn't even bother listening to what he said or he was singing.

1778
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:36,900
And after that, then, I had to cut her in on fucking 20% commish.

1779
01:20:37,620 --> 01:20:38,260
The swingster.

1780
01:20:38,460 --> 01:20:39,120
The swing set.

1781
01:20:41,780 --> 01:20:44,060
Because she held it down, man.

1782
01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:46,640
She was peddled to the metal and just fucking held the car down.

1783
01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:49,640
And that disorientated Q-Tip.

1784
01:20:50,380 --> 01:20:51,960
He was a great, great rapper.

1785
01:20:52,460 --> 01:20:53,740
But he's a shit businessman.

1786
01:20:54,220 --> 01:20:55,920
He didn't really know what was going on.

1787
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,780
And we managed to sell him good.

1788
01:20:58,520 --> 01:20:59,760
A real fat pension.

1789
01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:07,040
Conor McArdle, thanks so much for the great goose.

1790
01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:11,720
Thanks so much, Conor McArdle, for the great goose.

1791
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:12,380
Yes, baby.

1792
01:21:13,060 --> 01:21:13,420
Yeah.

1793
01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:15,980
Such a luxurious drink.

1794
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:18,580
I don't know if you've ever had some yourself, Conor.

1795
01:21:18,820 --> 01:21:21,800
But I'm trying to check it out, man.

1796
01:21:28,420 --> 01:21:29,940
Bank fraud.

1797
01:21:30,580 --> 01:21:32,200
Mary J. Hollande.

1798
01:21:32,420 --> 01:21:33,320
Thank you so much.

1799
01:21:33,740 --> 01:21:36,840
Big shout out to Thomas there from Conor McArdle.

1800
01:21:38,340 --> 01:21:39,780
Big shout out to you guys.

1801
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,400
But there we go.

1802
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:44,240
Dunskies for another day.

1803
01:21:45,140 --> 01:21:45,960
Another goose.

1804
01:21:46,060 --> 01:21:46,700
Another day.

1805
01:21:48,060 --> 01:21:48,920
Get a grip.

1806
01:21:49,620 --> 01:21:50,680
You're 38.

1807
01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:52,560
Conor McArdle, get a grip.

1808
01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:53,740
Okay.

1809
01:21:54,460 --> 01:21:55,460
Thanks very much.

1810
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:57,600
You're never too old.

1811
01:21:58,900 --> 01:22:00,080
Start a pension plan.

1812
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:02,380
And maybe you'd start planning for your future, okay?

1813
01:22:02,540 --> 01:22:03,640
What about the pension gap?

1814
01:22:03,900 --> 01:22:04,680
Did you hear about that?

1815
01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:09,080
The fact is that as a nation, we're not saving enough.

1816
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:09,560
It's almost six o'clock.

1817
01:22:09,860 --> 01:22:12,420
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer

1818
01:22:12,420 --> 01:22:14,900
and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1819
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:18,220
Mary J. Holland, thanks so much for that.

1820
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:21,480
The fact is that as a nation, guys,

1821
01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:24,400
we're not saving enough for our retirement, okay?

1822
01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:27,300
And there's a big gap

1823
01:22:27,300 --> 01:22:30,400
between how much people are putting away

1824
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:33,540
and the income they'll need to give them

1825
01:22:33,540 --> 01:22:36,180
an adequate standard of living when they retire.

1826
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:40,940
It's not all fast laps around the Nürburgring, Nordschweiler, okay?

1827
01:22:41,220 --> 01:22:44,040
Sometimes you're fucking going uphill in fucking second gear,

1828
01:22:44,180 --> 01:22:45,280
struggling to get into third,

1829
01:22:45,700 --> 01:22:48,020
wishing you had the money to fucking put in a new gearbox.

1830
01:22:48,780 --> 01:22:49,920
You didn't. You skimmed.

1831
01:22:53,100 --> 01:22:54,580
What happens when you retire?

1832
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:56,320
Is that going to be the reality then?

1833
01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:57,500
I hope not.

1834
01:22:58,200 --> 01:22:59,520
For your sake and for mine,

1835
01:23:00,020 --> 01:23:02,880
what kind of a fucking pension broker would I be

1836
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:05,400
if you didn't put pen and paper now, soon?

1837
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:07,560
Going to get off, okay?

1838
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:08,820
Thanks very much.

1839
01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:11,440
John, get a grip.

1840
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:12,160
Get a grip.

1841
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:13,080
You're 38.

1842
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:15,320
It's almost seven o'clock, guys.

1843
01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:17,500
I've been Connor Williams.

1844
01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:19,900
You've been the drive timers,

1845
01:23:20,140 --> 01:23:21,900
testing out the drive of your life.

1846
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:24,780
See you later.

1847
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:28,480
Highlights from the fucking Montreal Grand Prix,

1848
01:23:28,620 --> 01:23:29,660
which I was doing commentary on,

1849
01:23:29,780 --> 01:23:34,320
and I was Lewis Hamilton's earpiece pit boy,

1850
01:23:34,700 --> 01:23:35,940
pit man, pit stop.

1851
01:23:36,100 --> 01:23:38,760
Whatever way you want to skin that apple, I was there.

1852
01:23:39,620 --> 01:23:40,160
Lew, dog.

1853
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:41,200
You did well.

1854
01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:41,660
You won.

1855
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:43,320
Maybe you didn't get the checkered flag,

1856
01:23:43,480 --> 01:23:45,140
put a five-second penalty for Vett.

1857
01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:47,120
It went your way in the end.

1858
01:23:47,220 --> 01:23:48,400
It went our way in the end.

1859
01:23:48,660 --> 01:23:49,060
Mercedes.

1860
01:23:50,660 --> 01:23:51,460
See you later.

1861
01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:53,280
Bye-bye.

1862
01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:55,920
Well, it's light time, and here we go.

1863
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:59,020
70 laps ahead of us here for the Canadian Grand Prix in Montreal.

1864
01:23:59,220 --> 01:24:01,800
It's a great start from Vettel and from Hamilton, too,

1865
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:02,960
as he goes into second place.

1866
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:05,200
Straight ahead of Gasly and Bottas, too,

1867
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:07,560
on the second turn now on Network, too.

1868
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:08,200
And Lew, dog.

1869
01:24:08,260 --> 01:24:10,040
Hamilton gets the inside edge on turn two,

1870
01:24:10,100 --> 01:24:10,860
and he's away.

1871
01:24:11,260 --> 01:24:12,600
And Hulkenberg has started well.

1872
01:24:12,700 --> 01:24:13,980
Maybe he's got ahead of Bottas,

1873
01:24:14,060 --> 01:24:15,520
as Verstappen and Max Lando,

1874
01:24:15,660 --> 01:24:17,000
both doing well, and they're away.

1875
01:24:17,180 --> 01:24:18,780
What an amazing start to the race.

1876
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:20,200
Only another 70 laps left.

1877
01:24:20,740 --> 01:24:22,720
Got a little bit of a replay here of Grosjean

1878
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:23,880
taking the gristle of the mill.

1879
01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:28,080
Some bozo spoil pipe went right into his fucking face.

1880
01:24:28,440 --> 01:24:29,660
Had to chuck that shit away.

1881
01:24:29,900 --> 01:24:33,340
Now, Lando Norris has got a problem here.

1882
01:24:33,420 --> 01:24:35,760
He's took an absolute chockadaloolalooloo

1883
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:38,760
on the side of his back right wheel pipe.

1884
01:24:39,260 --> 01:24:41,000
One of the McLaren grease monkeys

1885
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,980
must have left a firecracker in the tire or something.

1886
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:44,520
I don't know.

1887
01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:45,460
Look at the state of them.

1888
01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:48,140
Let's have a look at the replay, guys,

1889
01:24:48,460 --> 01:24:50,780
from Lando Norris on board there.

1890
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:52,520
Something happened on the straight.

1891
01:24:52,940 --> 01:24:53,940
Malfunction at the back.

1892
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:54,580
Look at the halo.

1893
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:56,320
Sponsored by Couchet Tard.

1894
01:24:56,920 --> 01:24:59,680
I know a few guys who work at Couchet Tard.

1895
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,860
I'm actually going to be doing a Tard set later on.

1896
01:25:01,900 --> 01:25:03,480
It's supposed to be a silver lining here, Lando,

1897
01:25:03,580 --> 01:25:05,600
as you can bust out some of that Canadian bacon.

1898
01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:08,380
Fucking barbecue out on the back of your brake.

1899
01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:09,800
Bit of maple syrup.

1900
01:25:10,660 --> 01:25:11,060
Scrumptious.

1901
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:14,700
Bit of sexual overtake maneuvering coming up here, guys.

1902
01:25:14,700 --> 01:25:15,520
Magnussen in front.

1903
01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:17,760
Daphne Fiat behind.

1904
01:25:18,020 --> 01:25:18,620
And look at this.

1905
01:25:18,740 --> 01:25:19,820
Right on the big bender.

1906
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:21,940
Juicy little overtake maneuver there.

1907
01:25:22,020 --> 01:25:23,300
You wouldn't see that on the M50.

1908
01:25:23,660 --> 01:25:26,560
Then two minutes later, Magnussen having a fucking nightmare of a day.

1909
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:27,540
It's Sergio Perez.

1910
01:25:28,140 --> 01:25:33,540
The Mexican dream pipe does a little cheeky bender right on his fucking halo.

1911
01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:38,220
We're still here at lap 32 with the battle of the age between Grosjean and Perez.

1912
01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:40,420
Taking each other hard on the benders.

1913
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:41,880
Perez is racing point.

1914
01:25:42,060 --> 01:25:47,820
Laying out Grosjean's Haas and clap, clap, clappin' to Lula Lou from the team back in the juicer.

1915
01:25:48,420 --> 01:25:52,460
These two are going hard at it, wheel to wheel, turn to turn, laying each other out.

1916
01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:54,560
In fact, I've never seen a battle quite like it.

1917
01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:56,500
A real war of the buttons here.

1918
01:25:56,900 --> 01:26:00,940
On the curves and turns, two hardcore bender boys.

1919
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:02,700
Really taking it hard to each other.

1920
01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:06,560
Now we're on board with Bottas here as he's chasing Ricardo.

1921
01:26:06,560 --> 01:26:11,640
Two fast men in fast cars battling hard on Network 2.

1922
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:18,380
I just realized the Bottas is actually a portmanteau of two words which describe your hole.

1923
01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:21,520
Don't know what that means, but you can do what you want with it.

1924
01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:23,660
Lap 48, guys.

1925
01:26:23,780 --> 01:26:25,080
On board with Ludog Hamilton.

1926
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:25,860
Vettel's in front.

1927
01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:26,840
He's just gone on the grass.

1928
01:26:26,940 --> 01:26:28,200
Vettel, what can Ludog do here?

1929
01:26:28,260 --> 01:26:29,000
Can he get in now?

1930
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:34,960
Vettel manages to keep himself in front, but I'm not sure whether or not that's going to be deemed dangerous driving there.

1931
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:36,680
Yeah, there we can see time penalty.

1932
01:26:36,860 --> 01:26:41,700
Five seconds on Sebastian Vettel, who now has no time to stick out in the kettle.

1933
01:26:41,700 --> 01:26:44,620
Because the loopity-loo-banger Hamilton's going to be hot on him.

1934
01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:48,220
And sit down, you Ferrari fanboys.

1935
01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:49,420
Mercedes are blocked.

1936
01:26:49,420 --> 01:26:52,480
There's Giancarlo Pussy Smeller from fucking Ferrari.

1937
01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:53,320
He's gutted, man.

1938
01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:57,860
About the five-second penno, which has been imposed on his team.

1939
01:26:58,360 --> 01:27:01,280
For this maneuver here, which happened, uh...

1940
01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:02,920
Vettel there went on the grass.

1941
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:03,880
The grassy knoll.

1942
01:27:04,140 --> 01:27:05,100
Why was it playtime?

1943
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:06,560
It's not picnic time, Seb.

1944
01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:07,800
Do you know what I mean?

1945
01:27:08,260 --> 01:27:10,200
Stay on the road and keep in your lane.

1946
01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:11,940
Preventing the Ludog from getting through?

1947
01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:12,700
Good luck.

1948
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,240
Five seconds, Gonzo.

1949
01:27:14,460 --> 01:27:15,100
Look at this.

1950
01:27:15,820 --> 01:27:17,020
Do you know who I am?

1951
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:18,640
I'm Lant Stroll.

1952
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:19,740
Let me take over.

1953
01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:21,060
I need to take that.

1954
01:27:21,460 --> 01:27:22,080
And that's...

1955
01:27:22,080 --> 01:27:23,140
Is that a missus, G?

1956
01:27:23,900 --> 01:27:26,840
Now we're coming into the last strain here on Network 2.

1957
01:27:27,020 --> 01:27:29,160
As the top two has given us a lot of entertainment.

1958
01:27:29,320 --> 01:27:32,300
We've got Vettel, who's going to take first in the race.

1959
01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:33,440
Hamilton second.

1960
01:27:33,620 --> 01:27:34,380
But you know what?

1961
01:27:34,780 --> 01:27:36,320
Vettel's living in fantasy land.

1962
01:27:36,380 --> 01:27:37,260
He didn't come first.

1963
01:27:37,260 --> 01:27:40,980
Five-second penalty means the Loubanger has won yet again.

1964
01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:43,220
And I'm going to go live to Ludog now and chat to him.

1965
01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:45,020
Nice work, Ludog.

1966
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:47,080
Fucking Mercedes all the way, bro.

1967
01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:47,720
Well done.

1968
01:27:48,060 --> 01:27:48,840
That is not the way.

1969
01:27:49,020 --> 01:27:52,580
Naturally, I wanted to win, but I would have been passed if it wasn't for the wall there.

1970
01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:53,960
Fucking man, who cares?

1971
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:54,480
You won.

1972
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:57,320
Bottle of Grey Goose waiting for you when you're done as well, pal.

1973
01:27:57,780 --> 01:27:58,540
Don't mind Vettel.

1974
01:27:58,920 --> 01:28:02,780
Guy's a chance machine trying to fucking switcheroo on the old one too.

1975
01:28:02,820 --> 01:28:03,400
Fucking man.

1976
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:05,120
There we go with the standings of the race.

1977
01:28:05,120 --> 01:28:09,000
Ludog consolidates his position at the top of the chart there with 25 points.

1978
01:28:09,760 --> 01:28:10,900
Sebbe, too.

1979
01:28:11,060 --> 01:28:12,600
Fucking Charles Leclerc.

1980
01:28:12,820 --> 01:28:14,780
Botas for strap on Ricardo.

1981
01:28:14,960 --> 01:28:17,060
Hulkenberg, Gasly, Strauss, Lundqyad.

1982
01:28:17,060 --> 01:28:18,060
In the top ten.

1983
01:28:18,620 --> 01:28:21,280
Which is a great result for Mercedes again.

1984
01:28:21,860 --> 01:28:23,920
Holding up at the top of that.

1985
01:28:24,480 --> 01:28:25,440
Bean sprout.

1986
01:28:25,780 --> 01:28:28,620
Bad day at the fucking office for Lando Norris.

1987
01:28:28,680 --> 01:28:31,080
Didn't finish because of some malfunction with his brakes.

1988
01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:32,940
Some heads are going to have to roll.

1989
01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:33,560
Actually, no.

1990
01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:34,400
Guy McLaren.

1991
01:28:34,900 --> 01:28:36,140
I'm going to have words to him later on.

1992
01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:36,740
Best of luck.

1993
01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:39,480
And see us again for more Formula One on Network 2.

1994
01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:39,840
All right.

1995
01:28:39,840 --> 01:29:09,820
Thank you.