1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,200 ...day out in fields. There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace. 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:09,680 And setting fire to them. Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. While I'm waiting for that 3 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:15,680 baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the 4 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:20,800 blood flowing. Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it. 5 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:29,120 You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft. Now all that's left is to sit back and 6 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:36,120 warm your sack by the flames. This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 7 00:00:36,120 --> 00:01:06,100 Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. Do you know what this means? Do you know what this means? 8 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:35,540 Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. Did you see the big blob of tar that was fucking floating around doing a spin up a town? Last time someone does that in my area. 9 00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:54,360 I'll make hands of the cunt. Hello again guys and welcome back to the live stream and now we've got another. Did you see the fucking moon rock that was spinning around up at the crossroads last night? Piece of shit had the audacity to call your father a fucking balloon. 10 00:01:56,360 --> 00:02:06,160 I tell you this now. The next time I see that piece of moon rock floating around up a fucking alleyway on his own. I'll make hands of the cunt. 11 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:30,260 This is my city. I own this town. Welcome to my town. You stupid idiot. You're in the wrong town now. You shouldn't have even left your own town. 12 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:47,360 This is my city. Welcome to my city. This is a great city. Manhattan, yeah? 13 00:02:47,360 --> 00:03:17,360 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 14 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:37,060 You know who I am. You know where I am. I'm your man. 15 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:48,060 *Loud laughter* 16 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:54,060 *Loud laughter* 17 00:03:54,060 --> 00:04:05,060 *Loud laughter* 18 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:12,060 *Sings* 19 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:14,060 *Sings* 20 00:04:36,060 --> 00:04:38,060 Fuck you, Deputy Steak! 21 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:40,060 Fuck you, Deputy Steak! 22 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:42,060 *Sings* 23 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:43,060 Fuck you, Deputy Steak! 24 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:44,060 Fuck you, Deputy Steak! 25 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:45,060 Spiders! 26 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:46,060 Spiders! 27 00:04:46,060 --> 00:04:47,060 Spiders! 28 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:48,060 Spiders! 29 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:49,060 Spiders! 30 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:50,060 *Sings* 31 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:51,060 *Sings* 32 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:52,060 Spiders! 33 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:53,060 Spiders! 34 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:56,060 Fuck you, Deputy Steak! 35 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:58,060 Okay, and that's that. 36 00:04:58,060 --> 00:04:59,060 That's that. 37 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:02,060 *Sings* 38 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:07,060 Welcome, everybody, now to the mainframe for another spookhauser. 39 00:05:07,060 --> 00:05:07,240 sir. 40 00:05:08,820 --> 00:05:10,580 This is the spook house we're in now. 41 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,120 Ah, ah, ah. 42 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:21,400 Resident Evil. 43 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:24,360 Fucking mansion, man. 44 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,920 Went into a mansion to go to a 45 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,020 house party. Back to this mansion, there was a 46 00:05:29,020 --> 00:05:31,240 house party going on after fucking Whelan's. 47 00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:33,020 And then we were back there, 48 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:35,120 or the Roisin, and 49 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,920 it was just full of zombies, man. 50 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:38,920 And there weren't even zombies, 51 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:41,060 there were just people who'd been on the sech 52 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:43,260 for a week solid. 53 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:45,420 And this is a cautionary 54 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:47,340 tale as to what happens 55 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:49,360 to you when you stay on the sech for too long. 56 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:51,360 You end up like these lads 57 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,080 in the gaff. 58 00:05:55,740 --> 00:05:57,020 Zombies. Deep vein. 59 00:05:58,020 --> 00:05:58,460 Zombosis. 60 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,300 You gotta watch out as well. 61 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,980 It's a scary situation. 62 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,840 You might get spooked out before bedtime. 63 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:23,060 I'm very excited 64 00:06:23,060 --> 00:06:25,560 about the wind crest, guys. 65 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,520 I've been thinking about the wind crest all day. 66 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,940 And we have that in our possession. 67 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,940 And it's gonna go into the little placard 68 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:33,340 beside the door, which is locked. 69 00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:37,700 This is the wind crest here. 70 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,300 Gonna leave it inside the box for a moment now, 71 00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:42,280 and I'll put the, uh... 72 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,920 I'll put the shotgun in there as well. 73 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:45,920 I'll head back to the room 74 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,500 with Rick Moranis' plants. 75 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,160 And we'll pick up the rest of the herbs 76 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,400 inside that house, 77 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,260 put them into us, 78 00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:55,020 and we'll get better. 79 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:56,140 Because at the moment, 80 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,060 look at our caution gauge. 81 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:58,740 It says caution. 82 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,120 We need to put herbs into us. 83 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,340 I have herbs mixed, 84 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,920 but I'll go and find a singular herb 85 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:05,780 back at the, uh... 86 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:07,500 at the plant house. 87 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,280 Equip... 88 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,360 the Beretta. 89 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,360 The Italian... 90 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:13,720 handgun. 91 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,600 And move out of the safe room. 92 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:23,500 Danger. 93 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:24,540 Danger. 94 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:27,220 Danger all around. 95 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:31,560 Zambu L. Jackson. 96 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:32,480 Thank you very much. 97 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,200 I want to tell you something about 98 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,860 Zambula L. Jackson. 99 00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:37,760 He greatly enhanced his reputation 100 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:38,660 in the last few days. 101 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:39,740 You're listening in to me, 102 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:40,300 zombie. 103 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:41,980 So you can say whether it's right 104 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:42,540 or it's wrong. 105 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:44,980 It was never your intention 106 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:46,980 to feast and snack 107 00:07:46,980 --> 00:07:49,380 upon other people's necks and heads. 108 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:50,520 What you wanted 109 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:51,260 was a situation 110 00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:52,400 where you could synthesize 111 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:53,320 the T-virus 112 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,180 without fear 113 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:56,760 of, uh... 114 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:57,120 you know, 115 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,600 getting infected yourself. 116 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,280 Didn't work out for you. 117 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,020 Didn't work out for you. 118 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,740 And now you're not well. 119 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:05,440 You're out of sorts. 120 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:06,620 Thank you for the tip. 121 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:13,160 Now, 122 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:14,660 where am I going? 123 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:16,080 Where am I going? 124 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,060 Where am I going? 125 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:19,660 Where am I going? 126 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:25,360 Upstairs, downstairs. 127 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:26,640 Upstairs, downstairs. 128 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:27,000 Now, 129 00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:28,060 fucking downstairs. 130 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:32,400 Upstairs or downstairs? 131 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,100 It's the other side 132 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:37,840 of the fucking building. 133 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:40,840 we might be able to do a... 134 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,680 a Lionel Messi here now 135 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:44,540 and glide by a few deep vein 136 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:45,260 sesh zombies. 137 00:08:55,260 --> 00:08:56,620 Oh, oh, oh, oh, here we go. 138 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:57,820 Here's one of them. 139 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,360 He came back from the fucking pub 140 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,380 with the gang five days ago. 141 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:04,920 and he stayed on 142 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:05,840 and he keeps smoking 143 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:06,960 everyone else's fags 144 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,300 and he keeps on saying, 145 00:09:08,820 --> 00:09:09,940 let's keep it lit, guys. 146 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:10,800 Let's keep it lit. 147 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:12,680 Go hard or go home. 148 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,140 And he's the only one 149 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:14,960 that's saying that. 150 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,600 And everybody else is, like, 151 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:17,720 not looking at each other 152 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,280 in the eyes. 153 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:25,080 He's not even your friend. 154 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,380 And we don't even know 155 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:27,360 whose friend he was, 156 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:28,160 but he came back 157 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,120 and he's still here. 158 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,260 Feel the dream. 159 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:35,560 Feel the dream. 160 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:37,040 Arizona. 161 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,440 Thanks very much, Jamesy. 162 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,100 I want to say to you, Jamesy, 163 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,300 feel the dream. 164 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:43,120 Arizona. 165 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:48,620 Ominous music. 166 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:51,920 Door handles. 167 00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:52,740 Doors. 168 00:09:52,740 --> 00:09:55,740 The band, The Doors, 169 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,300 were actually hired 170 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:58,540 to do the music for this, 171 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,220 but the Japanese lads 172 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:00,820 making the game 173 00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:01,700 got the tape back 174 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,640 and it was shocking. 175 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:04,980 What they'd done 176 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:05,840 is they'd piece together 177 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,040 a lot of Jim's poetry 178 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,920 with some funked-out beats 179 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,020 and called it 180 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:12,720 an American nightmare. 181 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:16,660 Ghost song. 182 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,780 It didn't fit the vibe at all. 183 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:22,620 There's no... 184 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:23,420 fucking hell. 185 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:24,500 Sesh zombies. 186 00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:25,940 Sesh zombies. 187 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,360 Deep veins on bosses. 188 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:29,120 See that, man? 189 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:30,580 Easy peasy. 190 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:31,420 Lemon squeezy. 191 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:33,240 Squeeze the lemon. 192 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:33,300 Lemon. 193 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:57,960 Feel the dream. 194 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:02,420 Shenmue L. Jackson, Arizona, baby. 195 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:03,360 Feel the dream. 196 00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:05,680 And you say, up, limerick. 197 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,580 Thanks very much for that, and best of luck, limerick. 198 00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:10,560 From Shenmue L. Jackson. 199 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,560 Now, we were in here before, and we came back just to grab the herbs. 200 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,900 Pickled onions is after you, too. 201 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:30,160 Was that you I seen up the town the last day, pick? 202 00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:34,120 Picking candy bars out of the shop. 203 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:39,680 If it was, you'd want to give that up awful handy. 204 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:43,640 You've got great potential. 205 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,720 Don't fucking squander everything on sweets. 206 00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:50,980 Thanks for the tip as well. 207 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,220 And we'll leave that one there, pickled. 208 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,480 We'll leave that one there. 209 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:58,300 Could you give a good night and God bless to Julian Assange? 210 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,180 They've signed his extradition to the U.S. 211 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:00,680 What the fuck? 212 00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:03,220 He's fucked. 213 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,160 Is he really? 214 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,060 So where is he? 215 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,460 Is he being shipped away to the States in a box, is he? 216 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,680 In an Assange-shaped box. 217 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:22,180 The problem there is he loves women. 218 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,480 He's crazy about them. 219 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,400 He's infatuated with them. 220 00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:28,360 And he's been married three times. 221 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:31,080 So. 222 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:33,700 You live by the sword. 223 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,180 You live by the pork sword. 224 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,520 You die by the pork sword. 225 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:39,780 Oh. 226 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:49,000 Sesh Zombies said they want you to fucking put on Manu Chow, man. 227 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:50,740 I'm not gonna lie. 228 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:51,560 It's my fucking house. 229 00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:52,460 Like, they've been there. 230 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,720 I don't even know who his friend is. 231 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,220 He said if you just put on Manu Chow now, he'll leave. 232 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,380 What would you do? 233 00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:02,700 Stick on Manu Chow? 234 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:03,860 Yes or no? 235 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,260 And you get a little menu up here. 236 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,760 You equip the Manu Chow album. 237 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:08,820 And then you check it out. 238 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,920 And it zooms in on a picture of Manu Chow's face. 239 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,920 And you look down the barrel and you go. 240 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,820 Come on then, Manu. 241 00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:17,920 I'm ready for you. 242 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,240 Manu, eh, Manu. 243 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:20,980 You pull the fucking trigger. 244 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:28,180 And a load of world music beats gets blasted into your fucking mind. 245 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,700 And we'll take the herb anyway. 246 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,820 We'll see how that gets on. 247 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:35,380 Maybe we'll combine those two. 248 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:37,920 Will you mix the herbs? 249 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:39,200 Yes or no? 250 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:40,320 I will. 251 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,520 Fine. 252 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:46,360 Back to fine. 253 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,060 And that's where you want to be in life, guys. 254 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:49,200 You don't want to be flying it. 255 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,320 You don't want to be shit either. 256 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:52,620 Or critical. 257 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:53,980 You want to be fine. 258 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:58,260 Because if you're flying too close to the sun and you're flying it, people will be like, 259 00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:01,920 He's fucking, he's got it solved, that cunt. 260 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,800 He's actually doing too well, the cunt. 261 00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:05,020 Yeah, he's doing too well. 262 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,820 I've seen him last night, yeah, he's driving a new Audi around town, yeah. 263 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,740 He needs to take him down a peg or two. 264 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:22,940 And, uh, if you're fucked, you're fucked, and you don't want to be fucked. 265 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:31,500 But if you're just fine, you're on a nice, plain level, and no one's gonna come at you, you know? 266 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,200 Smoldering shamrock. 267 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,360 Thanks very much, man. 268 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,680 Who set fire to the shamrocks? 269 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,280 Who the fuck set fire to your shamrocks, man? 270 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,240 Coming in here chatting like that to me. 271 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,260 Do you have a favorite strain of virus or herb? 272 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,080 Muttman is out there. 273 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:56,680 He is, yeah. 274 00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,680 Herb, I would probably... 275 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,680 I know... 276 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,960 I'm not gonna go into it. 277 00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:08,860 Let's just say the green herb in Resident Evil that heals you and replenishes all your health. 278 00:15:09,540 --> 00:15:11,400 And the favorite strain of virus? 279 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:21,240 Probably H1ZX9, which is a crossbreed between flu and foot and mouth. 280 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,100 Bird flu and foot and mouth. 281 00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:24,760 And they call it foot and bird. 282 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,000 And you have to wash your fucking budgies in the cage, man. 283 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:29,940 By hand. 284 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,980 Or whatever pet bird you have in a cage. 285 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,340 If you do that, you cruel bastard. 286 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:41,560 Was never my thing now. 287 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,060 I was in the budgie game for a year or two. 288 00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:50,460 I had to get the fuck out of there, man. 289 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,400 I was feeling cruel. 290 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,860 Poor cunt in a cage. 291 00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:58,500 Like... 292 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,280 All he was born to do is fly. 293 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,340 And what you want to do is put him in your living room. 294 00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:08,600 In a fucking cage. 295 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:15,680 Great stuff. 296 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:16,940 I never knew that door was locked. 297 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,480 We're going places. 298 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,880 The story is developing at pace, people. 299 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,680 So buckle up. 300 00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:25,000 If you have a seatbelt at home there, you might want to attach it to the chair. 301 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:31,220 Because where we're going, you're going to need seatbelts. 302 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,080 And we've got more herbs as well. 303 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,860 It's really picking up pace. 304 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,300 The show is gathering steam. 305 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,960 We've 5,000 viewers. 306 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,220 And we've somebody here. 307 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:42,900 What happened? 308 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:47,900 Oh, chill. 309 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,580 This house is dangerous. 310 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,380 There are terrible demons. 311 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:53,780 Ouch. 312 00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:55,600 You're wounded. 313 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,900 What kind of demon attacked you? 314 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,900 It was a huge snake. 315 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,980 And also poisonous. 316 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,520 Poisonous? 317 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:06,920 Oh, no. 318 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:08,900 Richard, hold on. 319 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,180 There is serum. 320 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,060 Oh, no. 321 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,160 I should have brought some with me. 322 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,120 No problem. 323 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,280 I'll go and get it. 324 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,380 You can sing that again, son. 325 00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:20,900 Thanks. 326 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,120 You're fucked. 327 00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,120 You're fucked. 328 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:33,940 Big shout out to our sponsors, Zurich. 329 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:35,880 Archie. 330 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,140 And Dr. Oskar. 331 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,540 Who make some of the finest... 332 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:44,660 ...mass-produced frozen pizzas in the world. 333 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,280 And that's not my words. 334 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,220 We have to go and get the serum now. 335 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:51,940 Is this... 336 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:55,180 Feel the green. 337 00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:58,020 Arizona. 338 00:17:59,020 --> 00:17:59,940 A clone... 339 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,000 ...named Melissa. 340 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,640 Thanks very much. 341 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,640 Downstairs. 342 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:19,580 ...into the hallway. 343 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:20,640 Into that. 344 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,520 And then through there. 345 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,700 Back the way I fucking came. 346 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:28,160 A clone... 347 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,140 ...named serum. 348 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,380 It's serum time, baby. 349 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,260 Yeah, serum. 350 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,700 Feel the cream. 351 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,640 Arizona. 352 00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:04,340 Yes, Stinkhead. 353 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,920 Thanks for the full spot. 354 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,240 Good luck. 355 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:46,220 Good luck. 356 00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,840 I milled into one the last day. 357 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:53,060 I was fucking spitting out like little sticky label got stuck inside the windpipe. 358 00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:55,720 Had to go to Castlebarry A&E. 359 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,560 They thought I was fucking dying. 360 00:19:58,620 --> 00:19:59,740 I just needed to cough. 361 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,780 Cost me 200 quid, man. 362 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,960 You need VHI these days. 363 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:04,720 It's cuntish. 364 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:21,760 This is the right way, is it? 365 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,760 *BEEP* 366 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,260 Then... 367 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,260 I'm in... I'm in... I'm right back... 368 00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:31,260 I'm gonna... 369 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:33,260 Ah, for fuck's sake, I'm gonna pass the... 370 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,260 Oh, no, this cunt. 371 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:38,260 Sesh zombie. 372 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,260 Alexis, how are ya? 373 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:48,260 How are you getting on, Alexis? 374 00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:49,760 What's the... what's the shory? 375 00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:55,760 Are you doing any gigs later in the year? Are you coming... will you be in Galway at all? 376 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,760 Do you reckon you'd play the TF, no? 377 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,760 We'll buy... we'll buy a few fucking tickets if you are. 378 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:08,760 I'll get the hell out of there. 379 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:20,760 Jesus. 380 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:31,760 Ah! 381 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,760 Hungry for a snack, that lad. 382 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,760 Someone should have given that lad a fucking pink lady or Iran. 383 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,760 He wouldn't be snacking on my neck, the kid. 384 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,760 Do you have any serum? I'm poisoned. 385 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,760 Do you have any serum, man? 386 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,760 *BOOM* 387 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:56,760 Serum is after you. 388 00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:57,760 *BOOM* 389 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,760 Gladstone, thank you. 390 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,760 Tell you something, I'm glad of your stones. 391 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,760 Ye old fucking shtoney wonnie. What's the story? You going out later, yarr? 392 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,760 Thank you. 393 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,760 And I sincerely mean that. 394 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,760 *BOOM* 395 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:20,760 *BOOM* 396 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:21,760 *BOOM* 397 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,760 Hook line away here, man. 398 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,760 *BOOM* 399 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760 *BOOM* 400 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,760 Nice bit of glockenspiel in this room, hey. 401 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,760 Did you play the glock yourself? 402 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,760 *BOOM* 403 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,760 *BOOM* 404 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:48,260 Shell shotgun, ink ribbon, knife, bazooka, no. Bazooka Joe is after you. Gender assuming apple. Pink lady, yeah. 405 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:55,080 Suppose it'll be called a pink fella soon enough, the way things are going. 406 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,720 It's really in a fucking field. 407 00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:05,800 It won't be letting me hear you be buying pink fellas down the fucking ship. 408 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,420 The way things are going. 409 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,080 Thanks very much Ava, Ava, Ava loves Ash. 410 00:23:22,260 --> 00:23:22,960 Loves Ash. 411 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,260 Ava loves Ash. 412 00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:25,520 Ava loves Ash. 413 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,620 Fuck man. 414 00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:29,300 Ash is loved by Ava. 415 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:30,260 Can you believe it? 416 00:23:41,780 --> 00:23:43,120 Ash the band, is it? 417 00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:52,820 They don't show up there and get me a pink fella. 418 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:55,880 There's 60 cent. 419 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,320 Get me a pink fella. 420 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,960 Tell you something though while we're on the fucking apple top. 421 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,140 Get yourself a Fuji if you can. 422 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,560 If you can get your hands on a Fuji apple. 423 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,940 Does anyone out there in the chat know what I'm on about? 424 00:24:13,020 --> 00:24:14,240 Am I on my own here? 425 00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:20,940 I remember around 2003 or 2002 you could buy Fuji apples in Londis. 426 00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:22,720 In Mayo. 427 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:29,100 Do you remember them? 428 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,880 They were unbelievable. 429 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:32,880 They were unbelievable. 430 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:37,860 Never heard of them. 431 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,520 They were like, I think they were Japanese apples. 432 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,320 And there's a portmanteau in there. 433 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:50,140 And there's a portmanteau in there. 434 00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:54,920 But if you were to try it out, would it be racist? 435 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:56,660 I don't know. 436 00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:02,760 Max Darwin took the lead on it. 437 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:10,220 Feel the dream. 438 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:11,740 Yeah. 439 00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:12,900 Arizona. 440 00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:13,580 Yeah. 441 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,700 John shocks. 442 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,640 Well, how are you, John? 443 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:25,900 Are you coming to the mansion later on? 444 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,740 We're having a house party with the zombies. 445 00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:33,440 I know they're cunts like, but they're letting us fucking play tunes all night, man. 446 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,280 There's some good money in it. 447 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,280 John shocks. 448 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:44,200 Are you listening to me? 449 00:25:44,540 --> 00:25:45,740 Thank you very much, John. 450 00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:47,340 That's very, very nice. 451 00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:49,620 And I want to say thanks very much, John. 452 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,240 And did I mention John? 453 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:52,760 Thanks very much. 454 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:58,780 Here we go. 455 00:25:58,900 --> 00:25:59,140 Serum time. 456 00:25:59,140 --> 00:25:59,880 Here's the serum. 457 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,140 Richard, hold on. 458 00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:04,040 I'll give you a shot now. 459 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,640 Jill, here's my radio. 460 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,040 You should keep it. 461 00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:11,160 I'm. 462 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:13,980 No. 463 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:15,140 Richard. 464 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:19,180 Jill, be careful. 465 00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:23,180 Ha ha ha. 466 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,720 Well, what did he give us? 467 00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:46,540 The radio, is it? 468 00:26:46,540 --> 00:26:49,300 Oh yeah, radio. 469 00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:52,520 We use this now to call the boys. 470 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:56,160 We'll round up the boys to come spider hunting. 471 00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:58,840 I want the whole mansion to see me. 472 00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:00,540 The battery is still charged. 473 00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:06,060 Lash a herb into us and see how we get in there. 474 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,120 Fine, but a yellow fine. 475 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:13,180 Fine. 476 00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:17,720 Sorry about that. 477 00:27:17,780 --> 00:27:18,840 That's just uncalled for. 478 00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:20,660 That's really uncalled for. 479 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:21,060 I'm sorry. 480 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:30,360 How are you, buddy? 481 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,440 You said you tipped, but it never showed up. 482 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,400 What's going on? 483 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:37,940 Is everything okay? 484 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,760 Feel the dream. 485 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,180 Did you leave a little message? 486 00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:43,340 Oh my gosh. 487 00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:43,360 Oh my gosh. 488 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,120 Is that she? 489 00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:46,180 It's anaconda G again. 490 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,040 I cannot believe it. 491 00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:52,140 Just when you think you're... 492 00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:55,440 It's fucking something else, isn't it? 493 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,060 Huh? 494 00:27:58,380 --> 00:27:59,520 I cannot believe it. 495 00:27:59,520 --> 00:27:59,520 I cannot believe it. 496 00:27:59,520 --> 00:27:59,540 I cannot believe it. 497 00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:29,520 Thank you. 498 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:59,500 Thank you. 499 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:01,680 I bought all the spuds and I own them. 500 00:29:02,220 --> 00:29:06,320 I'm gonna start fucking growing them with all the seeds that they make. 501 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:07,960 Do you even get seeds out of spuds? 502 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:08,600 Who cares? 503 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:13,560 How much of this potato shit can you take when I've got mash coming out my ears? 504 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,320 Croquettes living in my fucking dreams and fears. 505 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:23,520 Every day is like a big bag of salty vinegary chips and they stink. 506 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,920 They actually stink, man. 507 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:26,880 You need to fucking... 508 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,820 You need to get the air freshener from... 509 00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:32,700 We run down to Landis and get a fucking air freshener. 510 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:35,380 Now, the room stinks of vinegar. 511 00:29:36,540 --> 00:29:37,100 Stinks. 512 00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:38,440 Thanks very much. 513 00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:38,960 That's... 514 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,480 That's not my fault, man. 515 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,760 That's fucking Anaconda G's fault. 516 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,040 G's fault. 517 00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:45,700 Yeah, she gave me the G-Pack. 518 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,780 And now I'm sitting back with a bag of chips on my lap. 519 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,380 They're soaked right through to the skin with vinegar. 520 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:54,580 It's acidic. 521 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:57,500 And it's beginning to burn my thigh. 522 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,300 And I feel like Riddick. 523 00:29:59,820 --> 00:30:02,980 That lad who was played by fucking Vin Diesel in the film. 524 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,080 Thanks very much. 525 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,220 Robbie Brothers. 526 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:07,600 Robbie Brothers. 527 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:08,980 Robbie Brothers. 528 00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:10,380 Robbie Brothers. 529 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:11,360 What's this? 530 00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:12,240 It's not sisters. 531 00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:13,320 It's not mothers. 532 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,540 It's Robbie Brothers. 533 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:19,260 And then we'll move on. 534 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,020 We'll move on like that now because we can't fucking... 535 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:28,360 We can't waste time with this situation. 536 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:30,020 Otherwise, we'll be here all fucking day. 537 00:30:30,660 --> 00:30:31,020 Jdomed08. 538 00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:32,560 How are you? 539 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,060 Did you... 540 00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:33,640 What did you... 541 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,080 Did you leave a little message, Jan? 542 00:30:37,820 --> 00:30:38,020 Speaking... 543 00:30:39,060 --> 00:30:42,020 Because Jdomed is in the chat saying his... 544 00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:44,120 His thing didn't come through. 545 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:48,000 So I don't know why I wanted to speak to him like he was... 546 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,080 Like he needed help. 547 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,740 Are you okay, Jan? 548 00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:53,660 Did you leave a little message, Jan? 549 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:55,820 Are you okay? 550 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,480 Don't cry. 551 00:30:56,580 --> 00:30:56,940 Are you alright? 552 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,080 I'm looking for it here, man. 553 00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:05,000 I can't see it. 554 00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:06,920 There's nothing from Jdomed. 555 00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:08,740 Muttman stirred the sandwich. 556 00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:10,060 Muttman. 557 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,380 Oh, shit. 558 00:31:11,420 --> 00:31:12,080 You fucking did. 559 00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:17,180 I'm terribly sorry about that now. 560 00:31:17,380 --> 00:31:17,980 Jdomed. 561 00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:20,440 Didn't pop up the fucking stream. 562 00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:21,040 Here we go. 563 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,340 Feel the dream. 564 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:25,160 Arizona. 565 00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:26,680 Well, well, well. 566 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,640 Bit late there to the party, Jdomed. 567 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,600 I can't give you a rap, I'm afraid. 568 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,480 I'll give you one off the fucking top of the dome right now. 569 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,400 J domed came into the house with his tip. 570 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,440 It wasn't showing, so he decided to let it slip in the chat. 571 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:46,840 Thought I'd miss it. 572 00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:49,180 What kind of fucking shneight do you think does that? 573 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,180 Not me. 574 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:51,660 Mr. V. 575 00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:55,020 Followed by the I to the P to the E to the R E. 576 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,880 Not religious education, but follow me, man, 577 00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,860 into the next nation that I'm creating. 578 00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:01,920 It's called J domed world. 579 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,340 It's just a big fucking dome. 580 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,640 And there's only you in it, man. 581 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:09,460 We've locked you in there to keep you away from everyone. 582 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,180 Now, let's see what's inside this room. 583 00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:30,460 You've used the shield key, right? 584 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,440 Yeah. 585 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,860 How does she know that it's useless? 586 00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:41,120 You know, who's told her that? 587 00:32:41,120 --> 00:33:10,000 Frankie Tukey 588 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,220 The bus driver tip didn't show either 589 00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:13,200 The other night 590 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:21,280 Watch Slug the next night 591 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,460 It'll give you a fucking special 592 00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:24,140 Affair 593 00:33:24,140 --> 00:33:26,840 He'll take you into town 594 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,240 He'll take you into the city district 595 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,360 For free 596 00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:33,180 Special shout out 597 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:36,500 Nothing useful 598 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:37,560 Books and gadgetry 599 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:51,720 Oh fuck 600 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:57,600 I'm so scared 601 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,000 The graphics are so strong 602 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,640 So heavy 603 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,880 It's too real 604 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,380 Just get out of there 605 00:34:03,380 --> 00:34:20,340 I wonder 606 00:34:20,340 --> 00:34:22,040 Can he climb the steps 607 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,900 Haha 608 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:48,340 This better be a save room in here man 609 00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:58,500 Door behind there 610 00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:00,380 Clocks and moons on the wall 611 00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:01,760 Shocking shells 612 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:02,200 Clip 613 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:02,960 Thank you 614 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,820 Take the danger herb 615 00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:15,340 Something on the table 616 00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:15,360 Something on the table 617 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:21,960 Do you know it's an increment 618 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:44,960 Hmm. 619 00:35:44,960 --> 00:36:11,120 I don't know what I'm doing here. 620 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,200 There's nothing to do, is there? 621 00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:13,060 Get the hell out. 622 00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:13,900 I'll see you later. 623 00:36:14,260 --> 00:36:14,660 Bye-bye. 624 00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:17,380 We'll kill the zombosis out here, 625 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:18,840 and then we'll take the... 626 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,920 We'll have to go and get a shotgun 627 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,060 to take that snake out. 628 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,320 The fucking snake thinks he's the boss. 629 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,560 We'll soon see who won't be half as lively 630 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,780 when I go in there with a shotgun. 631 00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:41,240 Number two, Frank Mazambi. 632 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,960 Why did you not discuss... 633 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,420 discuss your well-paid employment with Umbrella Corporation? 634 00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:52,880 Fucking hell. 635 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,140 Just leave him in there. 636 00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:54,880 He's useless. 637 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:04,940 Richard from Bravo. 638 00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:22,780 What you talking about, Willis? 639 00:37:22,780 --> 00:37:23,240 Willis? 640 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:36,920 Feel the dream. 641 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:39,600 Arizona. 642 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:40,580 Thank you. 643 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:42,740 No smoking on the bus. 644 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,460 Hi, David Nolan, it says. 645 00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:47,920 I don't know if you're a David Nolan area. 646 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:48,340 I don't know if you're a David Nolan area. 647 00:37:52,180 --> 00:37:53,060 What about this? 648 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:55,040 We'll push that over the David Nolan there, 649 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,020 and then we'll cruise over to this one. 650 00:37:58,060 --> 00:38:00,860 And there's a little David Nolan in the middle of the room there. 651 00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:03,200 And we need to fucking nol this onto it. 652 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,160 Right there. 653 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,980 Just a little David to the left. 654 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:09,440 And then... 655 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:10,580 Nolan's your uncle. 656 00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:11,980 No. 657 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,240 Oh, we need to fucking block the vents there with these two Nolans. 658 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,840 And then stand on fucking David in the middle. 659 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:24,060 It's like... 660 00:38:24,060 --> 00:38:24,260 Yeah. 661 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:25,600 A little bit more now. 662 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,400 A little bit more. 663 00:38:26,820 --> 00:38:27,560 A little bit more. 664 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,480 Because it's poison gas! 665 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,940 The room fills up with poison gas! 666 00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:38,500 Yeah. 667 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,600 In the meantime... 668 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:48,040 You can go and get a shield or something outside the box there. 669 00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:48,300 Glad. 670 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,520 Even though it's Jill. 671 00:38:57,820 --> 00:38:58,020 Glad. 672 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,300 Go and get the Starcrest out the box there, Glad. 673 00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:07,060 Feel the dream. 674 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:09,600 Aramugabe. 675 00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:12,060 Aramugabe, would you fuck off? 676 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,620 Not you, but Mugabe the dictator. 677 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,760 Thanks very much for that. 678 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:16,940 Zambabwe. 679 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,720 Lady Smith Mombaz is after you. 680 00:39:21,140 --> 00:39:23,740 They're playing a fucking solo chill-out show. 681 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,940 They're following on from Crystal Swing in Ballas Adair, Arizona. 682 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,040 At the Bohola Bowl in Bohola. 683 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,980 And Cooley Man's gonna be comparing at the beginning, man. 684 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,800 There's gonna be seven comedians. 685 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,760 Then there's gonna be a fucking non-stop two-hour fucking threshold. 686 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,180 By the old lady from Crystal Swing. 687 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,000 Crystal Swing, man. 688 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,540 Feel the dream. 689 00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:50,540 Feel the dream. 690 00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:54,720 After that, Black Lady Smith Mombaz are gonna come on. 691 00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:56,620 Clim-faced bye. 692 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,180 Thank you. 693 00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,940 Black Lady Smith Mombaz-a man. 694 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,360 They're playing, man. 695 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:06,560 And I've got backstage all-access area passes to Black Lady Smith's Mombazo. 696 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:10,060 You think I'm lying, man? 697 00:40:10,340 --> 00:40:11,080 Try me. 698 00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:13,080 Feel the dream. 699 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:15,720 Arizona. 700 00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:17,340 Thanks very much, Tory. 701 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:17,940 Top crew. 702 00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:22,300 You're a real great, great addition to the squad. 703 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,080 And I don't say that likely. 704 00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:31,340 I wouldn't say that's likely. 705 00:40:31,340 --> 00:40:31,400 I don't say that's likely. 706 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:51,220 I'm pumped for the save room. 707 00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,280 So pumped for this chest. 708 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:54,680 Open up the chest. 709 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,000 So many cool things, man. 710 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,580 I think we're gonna just fucking Bazooka Joe. 711 00:41:00,660 --> 00:41:02,240 the snake into next Tuesday, man. 712 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,400 Looking forward to it, yeah. 713 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,440 With the Bazooka in the trunk, we went back to get it. 714 00:41:10,420 --> 00:41:13,040 Do you recommend the acid rounds, Minister? 715 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,000 I do and I don't. 716 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,420 If I can remember correctly, they give you the acid rounds, 717 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:25,100 and they say these will be useful against an organic opponent. 718 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,000 Use them against a zombie, and they're shy, man. 719 00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:30,460 They're fucking rubbish. 720 00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:32,400 So I'll leave them there. 721 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,720 Feel the dream. 722 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:37,760 Stoned by the way. 723 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:38,320 Arizona. 724 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:41,800 Yeah. 725 00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:42,460 Yeah. 726 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:43,740 All right, baby. 727 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:44,860 What's the crack? 728 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:46,260 What's the crack? 729 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:47,960 Helicopter's coming back. 730 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,660 Is that a helicopter? 731 00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:50,700 Jesus Christ! 732 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,700 Fucking hell, man. 733 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,300 Fucking hell, man. 734 00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:08,620 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen was a blast. 735 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:22,940 What's the crack? Your man is back. Spitting lyrical wackness all over this dope track. I came to tell you how much I miss you since we were last hanging out down the back of the bus. 736 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:49,520 Smoking on the bloods going this stuff is Bushman. Where'd you get it? It's shite. Then we got told off by the bus driver and we had to walk home all night. It was a fucking rainy one to soak to the skin. How about you? Did you get pneumonia after that? I did. I did. Yeah. I'm still fucked from it. Thanks very much. Stoned. You're a good guy and you're a fucking star. 737 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:59,000 Rumors abound about you, but I don't believe them and also don't believe a bad word anything anyone says about you, man. 738 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,560 And googly gas. Thanks very much. 739 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:44,380 Now we, uh, what have we got now? Fucking... Yeah, stick that back in the case. Put that wind crest, or the sun crest, should I say, back up above the shotgun. Uh, we might pack the shotgun as well just for... Put a few shells into that baby and then we'll see how we get on with that. I think everything's gonna be fine then though once we get up there and we'll blast that snake. 740 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,000 Yeah, we do that now. 741 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:06,660 Really tooled up now for this, this snake buzz. Gonna blast him into next Tuesday, man. Back to wherever he came from. 742 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:24,240 I have nothing against snakes or wherever they come from. Just like... You know, they never asked me if, if, you know, is it alright to fucking, you want the snake in your house. They just did it behind... It was really sly the way they did it. 743 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:54,220 I'm sorry. 744 00:44:54,220 --> 00:45:13,140 Feel the dream. Yeah, Jansen. Arizona. Thanks very much, Jansen. How are you keeping Jansen? Thanks very much for the two-way. Hope you get that all right tonight. You know what you want, are you? 745 00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:27,380 Feel the dream. I need a furniture mover. Are you interested? It says, Jansen Statham, the transporter. 746 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:35,780 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Thank you very much, Statham. 747 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:40,440 Stay them away from me, man. Yes, Statham. 748 00:45:45,060 --> 00:45:54,680 Jansen Statham. Just trying to reset the zombie here with the doors. 749 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:59,060 I know where I'm going. Hey, I'm not fucking... 750 00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:02,440 I'm not fucking stupid. 751 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:28,980 Fuck. 752 00:46:28,980 --> 00:46:46,740 The music, the fucking clown music. 753 00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:53,540 Circus. Go back to the circus where you belong. 754 00:46:53,540 --> 00:46:56,040 Dang it. Bazooka Joel's accent. 755 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,000 Poison. Poison. 756 00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:06,660 I need a blue herb. 757 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,740 I need a blue herb. 758 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,040 A blue, blue herb. 759 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,420 I need that blue herb. 760 00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:14,540 I got that blue, blue poison herb. 761 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:25,840 Run, you fuck. 762 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:25,840 Run, you fuck. 763 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:30,440 AHH! 764 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:36,760 Fuck, Jill's fucked. 765 00:47:38,260 --> 00:47:39,020 She got ate. 766 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,060 She got ate. 767 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,660 She got ate up. 768 00:47:45,140 --> 00:47:47,140 Snake food 769 00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:53,900 Feel the dream cheers, glorious 770 00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:08,440 Scary enough back in the day you think it's shite now scary enough back in the day 771 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:28,260 Pink ladies man 772 00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:34,660 They just shite all over the competition like 773 00:48:34,660 --> 00:48:38,180 Granny Smiths don't even get a fucking look and sure 774 00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:45,780 I was Granny Smith in the last night 775 00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:47,900 Just getting no buzz at all like you know 776 00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:51,180 And then fucking Shubu came uptown 777 00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:52,980 He had a little sack of pink ladies 778 00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:56,100 We're just fucking milling into them all night man 779 00:48:56,100 --> 00:49:01,120 Just pink lady, pink lady, 3am pink lady, 4am pink lady man 780 00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,880 5am a nice glass of milk 781 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,280 6am pink lady again 782 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,920 Fucking 7am pips out of the pink lady 783 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:12,920 Crushed up 784 00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:17,680 Delivered via the fucking interweb into your mind soul 785 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,960 7, 8 o'clock comes pink lady man 786 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,940 9am pink lady 787 00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:24,440 10 pink lady 788 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,280 11 789 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,460 Pink lady 790 00:49:28,460 --> 00:49:32,480 Just doesn't stop 791 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:40,080 I can go Granny Smithing on the fucking weekend 792 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:40,360 I can go Granny Smithing on the fucking weekend 793 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:49,460 I feel the boys like we had a fucking Granny Smithing last night like 794 00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:49,960 He came down 795 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:54,800 We were out fucking Castle Corson and we went back to this house party then 796 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,960 We were fucking Granny Smithing 797 00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:01,600 Alright come down this fucking savage like you know 798 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,400 Chill low then listen to a bit of deep house 799 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:10,480 Are we any pink ladies man? 800 00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:22,880 Alright we'll get that fucking shotgun 801 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:27,260 And move that shotgun into here 802 00:50:27,260 --> 00:50:28,400 Fast 803 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:45,480 Maybe acid rounds 804 00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,700 That I was giving out about 805 00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:48,280 Maybe the acid 806 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,140 I think the acid rounds instead of the shotgun 807 00:50:50,140 --> 00:50:52,920 Yeah 808 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:53,560 Yeah 809 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:53,980 Yeah 810 00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:54,300 Yeah 811 00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:54,580 Yeah 812 00:50:54,580 --> 00:50:55,340 Definitely 813 00:50:55,340 --> 00:51:04,560 Feel the dream 814 00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,380 Fucking Kevin Whitty man 815 00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:09,220 Thank you very much Kevin Whitty 816 00:51:09,220 --> 00:51:12,200 Feel the dream Whitty 817 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,060 Will you give Brexit a shout out? 818 00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:15,700 Yeah 819 00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:17,220 Big shout out to Brexit 820 00:51:17,220 --> 00:51:19,060 Best luck 821 00:51:19,060 --> 00:51:21,000 I hope you're getting on alright Brexit 822 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,400 Best luck to you 823 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,560 Feel the dream 824 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,120 Arizona 825 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,940 Big shout out to fucking Brexit 826 00:51:31,940 --> 00:51:33,840 How are you keeping? 827 00:51:34,060 --> 00:51:34,520 How are you doing? 828 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,620 You're leaving soon are you? 829 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,920 Because you've been shiting on about it for long enough now 830 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,960 We're absolutely sick of hearing about it man 831 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,640 Morning, noon and night 832 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,620 Brexit talking shite in my mind 833 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:50,020 Couldn't give a fuck if you're in or you're out 834 00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:54,020 Couldn't give a rat's arse if you're in or you're out 835 00:51:54,020 --> 00:51:58,220 Just stay the hell away from me and my news feed and my mind 836 00:51:58,220 --> 00:52:00,160 On the radio and the TV 837 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,700 It's like you're trying to brainwash me 838 00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:06,480 Like I give a shit about you being in or out of the European job 839 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,020 Just leave me alone and I'll be fine 840 00:52:09,020 --> 00:52:16,020 Do you wanna go Granny Smithing? 841 00:52:18,140 --> 00:52:20,080 And John Snakes 842 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,460 The first snake says thanks 843 00:52:21,460 --> 00:52:22,980 Says I was brought 844 00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:24,920 Brought by the boys along there Francis 845 00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,240 But sorry about that 846 00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:26,980 Have you 847 00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:29,160 How have you been since you left me? 848 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:32,740 We've missed you about 849 00:52:32,740 --> 00:52:38,440 Bit of a 850 00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:39,720 It was a real 851 00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:41,900 Puzzle trying to read that one 852 00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:44,480 The fragmentation of the text there John Snakes 853 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,320 Was a puzzle unto itself 854 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:48,940 But I got through it 855 00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:49,800 And 856 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:50,740 Or did I though? 857 00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:51,880 I think the 858 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,700 The gist of what you were saying was 859 00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:56,880 You were the snake that I was fighting there up above in the room 860 00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,020 And 861 00:52:58,020 --> 00:52:58,980 I'm 862 00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:01,740 The gist of it was 863 00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:02,940 You were just asking how I am 864 00:53:02,940 --> 00:53:03,880 Which 865 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,480 Could have been 866 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:06,660 Said in three words 867 00:53:06,660 --> 00:53:08,140 But you said it in a load of others 868 00:53:08,140 --> 00:53:09,660 Without any punctuation 869 00:53:09,660 --> 00:53:12,140 There was a comma in there 870 00:53:12,140 --> 00:53:14,380 And I wanna tell ya 871 00:53:14,380 --> 00:53:15,800 Thanks very much 872 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,520 It's an old typewriter 873 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:21,800 Let's have a look here now 874 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,800 Keep creeping 875 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:25,800 Keep creeping 876 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:26,800 Keep creeping 877 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,800 Keep creeping 878 00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:28,800 Keep creeping 879 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,800 Keep creeping 880 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:30,800 Keep creeping 881 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,800 Keep creeping 882 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:31,800 Keep creeping 883 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,800 Keep creeping 884 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:33,800 Keep creeping 885 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:34,800 Keep creeping 886 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:35,800 Keep creeping 887 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:36,800 Keep creeping 888 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:36,800 Keep creeping 889 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:37,800 Keep creeping 890 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:38,800 Keep creeping 891 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:38,800 Keep creeping 892 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:39,800 Keep creeping 893 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,800 Keep creeping 894 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:40,800 Keep creeping 895 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:41,800 Keep creeping 896 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:42,800 Keep creeping 897 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:43,800 Keep creeping 898 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,800 Keep creeping 899 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:45,800 Keep creeping 900 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,800 Keep creeping 901 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,800 This pink lady's gonna last all night 902 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:49,800 Keep creeping 903 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:49,800 Keep creeping 904 00:53:49,800 --> 00:54:08,120 Love these stairs, love the way this, it's just fantastic and the graphics haven't aged 905 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:24,440 one bit. They hold up today strong and true. 906 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:59,380 Hmm. Great, it's amazing graphics. Look at this. Feel the door. Brian Morrissey, thank you very much. You actually, Brian Morrissey did lead technical programming on the game. 907 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:29,360 Big, well, big shout out to Brian Morrissey in the chat there. It's great to have someone from the original game watching the stream as well. How did you get on in Japan, Brian? Did you meet up with Siegel and the rest of the crew? What about, um, what's his name? Richard from Bravo. Did you, did you manage to link up with Richard from Bravo? You did. Did you get the serum to him? Wasn't much use, no. 908 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:47,900 Ah, fuck it. You do what you can, you know. You do what you can. You work in the dark. You, you give what you have. You do what you can. The rest is the madness of art and pain. Pain which we're about to witness now. Pain of the snake. Snake pain. 909 00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:56,160 I hope we don't get killed again. It's a long way back, guys. It's a long way back. We're gonna do it. 910 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,900 This is for Kevin Whitty and the boys. The Brexit baddies. 911 00:56:04,780 --> 00:56:05,420 Fuck you. 912 00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:12,180 Run away, Jill. For fuck's sake, run away. 913 00:56:13,540 --> 00:56:15,440 Oh, he's got me hooked up. He's got me hooked up. 914 00:56:16,780 --> 00:56:17,540 He's got me hooked up. 915 00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:37,080 Feel the dream. 916 00:56:38,380 --> 00:56:39,620 Arizona. 917 00:56:39,620 --> 00:56:39,920 Arizona. 918 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:39,920 Arizona. 919 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:39,920 Arizona. 920 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:39,920 Arizona. 921 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:39,920 Arizona. 922 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:47,340 Thank you very much there, Bruno. How are ya? Thanks so much for that, buddy. It's great to see ya, man. Thank you very much. 923 00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:56,440 What was it like being part of the Russian misinformation campaign? Because it looked like some crack. Some daft cunts believe anything. 924 00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:58,760 Feel the dream. 925 00:56:58,760 --> 00:56:59,060 Feel the dream. 926 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,600 I just made videos. I don't know about misinformation. 927 00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:01,720 Arizona. 928 00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:01,920 Arizona. 929 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:06,180 Veteran weed man will tell you all about that. 930 00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:13,940 Francis, did you consider playing Pigeon Simulator 2019? I did. Yeah, I did, actually. Yeah. 931 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:15,360 I did. 932 00:57:15,980 --> 00:57:18,260 But it's an Android game and you can't stream that. 933 00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:21,280 Unless I got an emulator. 934 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,040 Fucking simulator. 935 00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,320 What the fuck am I on about, man? 936 00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:30,380 So, I mean, what the fuck? 937 00:57:31,060 --> 00:57:32,980 If it comes to PC, I'll probably do it. 938 00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:35,460 Tommy Schlug might do it. 939 00:57:37,380 --> 00:57:38,080 Uncle Tommy. 940 00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:45,280 Any information on the snake, guys, out there in the fucking chat? 941 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,760 Anybody, anybody with any information on how to defeat the snake? 942 00:57:51,220 --> 00:57:53,600 I'm looking for any information you might have at all, okay? 943 00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:55,720 It's a snake. It's a long snake. It's up in the hallway. 944 00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:58,440 It's in the attic upstairs. 945 00:57:58,560 --> 00:57:59,680 It's been fucking scaring everyone. 946 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,280 It's acting the bollocks. 947 00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:02,600 Now it needs to go to sleep. 948 00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:04,620 And I'm the man to do it. 949 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,540 Shoot it until it's dead. 950 00:58:13,300 --> 00:58:14,260 Kill it with fish. 951 00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:20,720 Really, Rory? Is that it? 952 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,940 Don't fight the snake, he says. 953 00:58:24,260 --> 00:58:25,220 Have you heard this? 954 00:58:26,460 --> 00:58:27,780 Don't fight the snake. 955 00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:31,220 This is live from Rory Vaughn. 956 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,520 Don't fight the snake. 957 00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:37,040 Just run into the far corner and grab the crest. 958 00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,340 At the hole and leg it. 959 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:41,980 There we go, man. 960 00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,760 Fucking Rory Vaughn's after you. 961 00:58:45,220 --> 00:58:46,320 That's what we're going to do. 962 00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,220 Connor Clear just says to suck it off. 963 00:58:52,860 --> 00:58:54,560 I don't know if that's... 964 00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:55,460 Even... 965 00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:56,840 Did they program it? 966 00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:59,600 You have to get on to Brian Morrissey and ask him did they program it. 967 00:59:00,820 --> 00:59:02,920 Sounds like something Brian would have done, though. 968 00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:07,340 You old dog. 969 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,080 You old demon. 970 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,240 Feel the dream. 971 00:59:12,260 --> 00:59:13,640 Richard from Snake... 972 00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,080 Snake-tum. 973 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:16,180 Snake team. 974 00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:18,320 Thanks very much, Richard from Snake team. 975 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:19,080 Thanks very much, Richard. 976 00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:19,080 Thanks very much, Richard. 977 00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,440 Thanks very much, Richard from Snake team. 978 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:21,080 Thanks very much, Richard. 979 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:21,660 Thanks very much, Richard from Snake team. 980 00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:24,480 Dear diary, I've managed to stab the snake in the brain. 981 00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:26,300 He's been talking shite all day. 982 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:29,300 I'd say I hit something important. 983 00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,680 I'd say I can afford to get a new sloppy now. 984 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:33,620 It'd be grand. 985 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:35,920 Arizona. 986 00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:40,100 Thank you very much, Iva. 987 00:59:41,020 --> 00:59:44,900 And a very, very warm welcome to you in the domain. 988 00:59:45,340 --> 00:59:46,860 And a big, big shout out to you. 989 00:59:46,900 --> 00:59:48,620 And thank you very much, Iva. 990 00:59:49,740 --> 00:59:51,300 Now we're going to take the Vaughn. 991 00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:54,360 The prognosis is we're going full Vaughn on this. 992 00:59:54,760 --> 01:00:01,740 And if we do as Rory Vaughn says enough times, we will become as Rory Vaughn is. 993 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:06,340 We've got the moon. 994 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:07,760 We've got the moon, guys. 995 01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:09,860 We've got the moon jewel. 996 01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:11,280 The little moon jewel. 997 01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,900 It's the hole where that big snake came out of. 998 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,300 We've got the moon jewel. 999 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,300 We hide in here and... 1000 01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:25,180 We'll hide in here and just take him out. 1001 01:00:25,940 --> 01:00:27,300 Oh, we'll save the rounds for later. 1002 01:00:28,260 --> 01:00:29,640 We'll save the rounds for later. 1003 01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:30,440 Uh-oh. 1004 01:00:30,780 --> 01:00:31,880 Rory Vaughn is back. 1005 01:00:32,300 --> 01:00:33,780 Rory Vaughn's in town, guys. 1006 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:36,100 Fucking hell, man. 1007 01:00:36,140 --> 01:00:36,800 Rory Vaughn. 1008 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:38,400 Get away from me, Rory. 1009 01:00:38,660 --> 01:00:39,320 No, Rory. 1010 01:00:39,660 --> 01:00:40,780 Please, Rory, no. 1011 01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:42,940 No, Rory. 1012 01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:45,760 Should have listened to Rory, man. 1013 01:00:52,540 --> 01:00:53,500 Fuck you, Rory. 1014 01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:55,560 Fuck you, man. 1015 01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,340 Should have brought the shotgun, man. 1016 01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:00,360 Didn't think about... 1017 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,460 Combine that with that. 1018 01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:04,500 Sorry, I was talking to... 1019 01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:05,860 I was called the snake, man. 1020 01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:06,660 Not you, Rory. 1021 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:07,240 Your sound. 1022 01:01:07,460 --> 01:01:10,120 But, I mean, we should have done what you said. 1023 01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:11,080 Faster. 1024 01:01:16,980 --> 01:01:17,780 Look at this, man. 1025 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:18,520 He's gonna fuck off. 1026 01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:20,440 Rory Vaughn, man. 1027 01:01:22,140 --> 01:01:23,780 We should have done what Rory Vaughn... 1028 01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:25,500 Should we load up the game again? 1029 01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:27,880 And do a fucking pure Vaughn on it? 1030 01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:38,440 Should we load up the game again and do the pure Vaughn? 1031 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:40,140 Or should we just fucking Vaughn on with it? 1032 01:01:41,380 --> 01:01:42,760 The show must go Vaughn. 1033 01:01:45,700 --> 01:01:47,020 Alright, we'll fucking head on. 1034 01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:47,360 We'll see. 1035 01:01:47,460 --> 01:01:48,120 We'll keep... 1036 01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:48,660 We'll keep going. 1037 01:01:48,740 --> 01:01:49,480 We'll keep going. 1038 01:01:49,580 --> 01:01:50,000 We'll keep going. 1039 01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,520 Load up again, says David Michael. 1040 01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:54,740 Vaughn it up. 1041 01:01:54,820 --> 01:01:55,460 Yeah, we'll keep going. 1042 01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:04,000 Any potions in here for me to make me better? 1043 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:04,240 No. 1044 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,240 No. 1045 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:16,780 We'll drive on. 1046 01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:17,980 We'll drive on, says Keith. 1047 01:02:17,980 --> 01:02:18,260 Yeah. 1048 01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:19,620 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1049 01:02:20,060 --> 01:02:20,660 Yeah, yeah. 1050 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:32,280 Jesus. 1051 01:02:33,020 --> 01:02:33,800 She's Goosed. 1052 01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:35,580 Am I poisoned? 1053 01:02:35,940 --> 01:02:36,500 Oh, no. 1054 01:02:36,740 --> 01:02:37,780 Give me the serum. 1055 01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:38,640 Oh, God. 1056 01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:41,300 Oh, Jill. 1057 01:02:42,580 --> 01:02:43,900 Fucking Jill Dando'd. 1058 01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,900 We need to find some serum for this... 1059 01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:47,660 This cat. 1060 01:02:47,980 --> 01:02:49,280 Is this Barry, is it? 1061 01:02:51,780 --> 01:02:52,680 Come on, Barry. 1062 01:02:52,780 --> 01:02:53,860 Help us out here, man. 1063 01:02:58,320 --> 01:02:58,920 Jill. 1064 01:02:58,920 --> 01:02:58,920 Jill. 1065 01:02:58,920 --> 01:02:58,920 Jill. 1066 01:02:58,920 --> 01:02:58,920 Jill. 1067 01:02:58,920 --> 01:02:59,220 Jill. 1068 01:02:59,220 --> 01:02:59,860 Jill. 1069 01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:16,560 I saw you and picked you up, Jill. 1070 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:21,880 Barry. 1071 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:21,900 Barry? 1072 01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:22,400 Barry? 1073 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,000 Barry? 1074 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,020 Barry's just in the corner watching. 1075 01:03:37,020 --> 01:03:37,960 I like the music. 1076 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,120 The Japanese do good tunes. 1077 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:50,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1078 01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:54,620 The Japanese do good enough tunes, man. 1079 01:03:54,620 --> 01:04:10,620 The Japanese do good enough tunes, man. 1080 01:04:10,620 --> 01:04:11,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1081 01:04:11,620 --> 01:04:12,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1082 01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:13,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1083 01:04:13,620 --> 01:04:14,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1084 01:04:14,620 --> 01:04:15,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1085 01:04:15,620 --> 01:04:16,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1086 01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:17,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1087 01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:18,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1088 01:04:18,620 --> 01:04:19,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1089 01:04:19,620 --> 01:04:20,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1090 01:04:20,620 --> 01:04:21,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1091 01:04:21,620 --> 01:04:22,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1092 01:04:22,620 --> 01:04:23,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1093 01:04:23,620 --> 01:04:24,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1094 01:04:24,620 --> 01:04:25,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1095 01:04:25,620 --> 01:04:26,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1096 01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:27,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1097 01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:28,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1098 01:04:28,620 --> 01:04:29,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1099 01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:30,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1100 01:04:30,620 --> 01:04:31,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1101 01:04:31,620 --> 01:04:32,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1102 01:04:32,620 --> 01:04:33,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1103 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:34,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1104 01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:35,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1105 01:04:35,620 --> 01:04:36,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1106 01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:37,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1107 01:04:37,620 --> 01:04:38,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1108 01:04:38,620 --> 01:04:39,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1109 01:04:39,620 --> 01:04:40,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1110 01:04:40,620 --> 01:04:41,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1111 01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:42,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1112 01:04:42,620 --> 01:04:43,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1113 01:04:43,620 --> 01:04:44,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1114 01:04:44,620 --> 01:04:45,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1115 01:04:45,620 --> 01:04:46,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1116 01:04:46,620 --> 01:04:47,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1117 01:04:47,620 --> 01:04:48,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1118 01:04:48,620 --> 01:04:49,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1119 01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:50,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1120 01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:51,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1121 01:04:51,620 --> 01:04:52,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1122 01:04:52,620 --> 01:04:53,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1123 01:04:53,620 --> 01:04:54,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1124 01:04:54,620 --> 01:05:00,620 There's a cold python in the house that you can get if you put a red jewel into the tiger's eye. 1125 01:05:00,620 --> 01:05:03,620 You get a cold python magnum handgun. 1126 01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:05,620 It's like a hand cannon. 1127 01:05:05,620 --> 01:05:07,620 That takes zombies' heads clean off, man. 1128 01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:09,620 One fucking shot. 1129 01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:10,620 Kablamo. 1130 01:05:14,620 --> 01:05:17,620 That's what you need the red jewel for that. 1131 01:05:17,620 --> 01:05:18,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1132 01:05:18,620 --> 01:05:19,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1133 01:05:19,620 --> 01:05:20,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1134 01:05:20,620 --> 01:05:21,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1135 01:05:21,620 --> 01:05:22,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1136 01:05:22,620 --> 01:05:23,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1137 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:24,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1138 01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:25,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1139 01:05:25,620 --> 01:05:26,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1140 01:05:26,620 --> 01:05:27,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1141 01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:28,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1142 01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:29,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1143 01:05:29,620 --> 01:05:30,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1144 01:05:30,620 --> 01:05:31,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1145 01:05:31,620 --> 01:05:32,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1146 01:05:32,620 --> 01:05:33,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1147 01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:34,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1148 01:05:34,620 --> 01:05:35,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1149 01:05:35,620 --> 01:05:36,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1150 01:05:36,620 --> 01:05:37,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1151 01:05:37,620 --> 01:05:38,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1152 01:05:38,620 --> 01:05:39,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1153 01:05:39,620 --> 01:05:40,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1154 01:05:40,620 --> 01:05:41,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1155 01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:42,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1156 01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:43,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1157 01:05:43,620 --> 01:05:44,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1158 01:05:44,620 --> 01:05:45,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1159 01:05:45,620 --> 01:05:46,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1160 01:05:46,620 --> 01:05:47,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1161 01:05:47,620 --> 01:05:48,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1162 01:05:48,620 --> 01:05:49,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1163 01:05:49,620 --> 01:05:50,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1164 01:05:50,620 --> 01:05:51,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1165 01:05:51,620 --> 01:05:52,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1166 01:05:52,620 --> 01:05:53,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1167 01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:54,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1168 01:05:54,620 --> 01:05:55,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1169 01:05:55,620 --> 01:05:56,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1170 01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:57,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1171 01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:58,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1172 01:05:58,620 --> 01:05:59,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1173 01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:00,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1174 01:06:00,620 --> 01:06:01,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1175 01:06:01,620 --> 01:06:02,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1176 01:06:02,620 --> 01:06:03,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1177 01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:04,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1178 01:06:04,620 --> 01:06:05,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1179 01:06:05,620 --> 01:06:06,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1180 01:06:06,620 --> 01:06:07,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1181 01:06:07,620 --> 01:06:08,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1182 01:06:08,620 --> 01:06:09,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1183 01:06:09,620 --> 01:06:10,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1184 01:06:10,620 --> 01:06:11,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1185 01:06:11,620 --> 01:06:12,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1186 01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:13,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1187 01:06:13,620 --> 01:06:14,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1188 01:06:14,620 --> 01:06:15,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1189 01:06:15,620 --> 01:06:16,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1190 01:06:16,620 --> 01:06:17,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1191 01:06:17,620 --> 01:06:18,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1192 01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:19,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1193 01:06:19,620 --> 01:06:20,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1194 01:06:20,620 --> 01:06:21,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1195 01:06:21,620 --> 01:06:22,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1196 01:06:22,620 --> 01:06:23,620 The Japanese do good tunes, man. 1197 01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:27,620 And you're listening in to me by, Pat, so you can see whether I'm right or I'm wrong. 1198 01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:28,620 Okay. 1199 01:06:28,620 --> 01:06:29,620 It was never your intention. 1200 01:06:29,620 --> 01:06:30,620 Okay. 1201 01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:32,620 To, uh... 1202 01:06:32,620 --> 01:06:33,620 For me to stop playing the game. 1203 01:06:33,620 --> 01:06:34,620 Okay. 1204 01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:39,620 What you wanted was a situation whereby I keep playing the game up and until the next... 1205 01:06:39,620 --> 01:06:40,620 Treaty. 1206 01:06:40,620 --> 01:06:41,620 Arrangement. 1207 01:06:43,620 --> 01:06:44,620 Laryngitis, Pat. 1208 01:06:44,620 --> 01:07:09,620 Feel the dream. 1209 01:07:09,620 --> 01:07:12,620 Dave Vizelvis, thank you very much. 1210 01:07:12,620 --> 01:07:17,620 As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven piles. 1211 01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:19,620 Something like that anyway, Barry. 1212 01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:32,620 Ah, not this fucking Goomba. 1213 01:07:32,620 --> 01:07:35,620 He's useless, man. 1214 01:07:35,620 --> 01:07:39,620 He just stalks the corridors fucking hanging around like a bad smell, man. 1215 01:07:39,620 --> 01:07:40,620 He stinks. 1216 01:07:40,620 --> 01:07:42,620 He has no shoes on. 1217 01:07:42,620 --> 01:07:43,620 His fucking feet stink. 1218 01:07:43,620 --> 01:07:48,620 Head down to shop and buy an air freshener and a cold python. 1219 01:07:48,620 --> 01:07:54,620 They have cold pythons in the fucking hardware aisle next to the light bulbs. 1220 01:07:54,620 --> 01:07:55,620 Pick them up. 1221 01:07:59,620 --> 01:08:00,620 Pat Cox MEP here. 1222 01:08:00,620 --> 01:08:01,620 Good evening, gang. 1223 01:08:01,620 --> 01:08:02,620 Pat Cox MEP here. 1224 01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:03,620 Oh, hello, Pat Cox. 1225 01:08:03,620 --> 01:08:04,620 A dose of Nalangesis. 1226 01:08:04,620 --> 01:08:05,620 Okay. 1227 01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:06,620 A dose of Nalangesis. 1228 01:08:06,620 --> 01:08:06,620 A dose of Nalangesis. 1229 01:08:06,620 --> 01:08:07,620 A dose of Nalangesis. 1230 01:08:07,620 --> 01:08:08,620 Okay. 1231 01:08:08,620 --> 01:08:08,620 A dose of Nalangesis. 1232 01:08:08,620 --> 01:08:12,620 Number two, Frank McCord. 1233 01:08:12,620 --> 01:08:27,620 Now, when the sun sets in the west and the moon rises in the east, stars will begin to appear in the sky. 1234 01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:44,620 And the wind will blow towards the ground. 1235 01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:45,620 The wind will blow towards the sky. 1236 01:08:45,620 --> 01:08:59,620 Then the gate of new life will open, hey. 1237 01:08:59,620 --> 01:09:00,620 Don't ask me. 1238 01:09:00,620 --> 01:09:01,620 I just work here. 1239 01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:02,620 Use. 1240 01:09:02,620 --> 01:09:03,620 Use. 1241 01:09:03,620 --> 01:09:04,620 Use. 1242 01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:06,620 Things are about to get a little bit spooky, guys. 1243 01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:09,620 We've unlocked a new area. 1244 01:09:09,620 --> 01:09:10,620 A whole new area. 1245 01:09:10,620 --> 01:09:11,620 Watch out. 1246 01:09:11,620 --> 01:09:25,240 things are about to get a little bit spooky guys we've unlocked a new area whole new area watch out 1247 01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:43,520 fuck 1248 01:09:43,520 --> 01:10:06,980 command Jill climb up those stairs glad and pick up the fucking crankshaft or whatever it is 1249 01:10:06,980 --> 01:10:22,640 out there good lad yeah feel the dream Arizona yeah snake Gillen Hall how are you keeping that 1250 01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:28,040 thank you very much snake Gillen Hall 1251 01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:42,800 wow look at this man herb nation we've got a couple of bad poochies out here they're gonna take they're 1252 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:48,860 gonna have to take a slug to the face cuz I'm not gonna deal with them that tonight I have had enough 1253 01:10:48,860 --> 01:10:53,840 fucking trouble for one day had to blast a fucking snake open the loft earlier on when we're looking 1254 01:10:53,840 --> 01:11:01,580 for a creation and snake try to bite me it did bite me bit me on the on the arm I got had to go get 1255 01:11:01,580 --> 01:11:10,520 seen to in the hospital dogs then out the back rabbit take a bullet take it'll take three handgun bullets to 1256 01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:17,540 them and they're lucky I've I've loaded up the hang gun with the hand bone gullets cuz there's only a few 1257 01:11:17,540 --> 01:11:26,600 shotgun shells left 15 15 in the clip and take three to the face easy street 1258 01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:48,660 more herbs here now left wait for this dog to come by view any treats from you 1259 01:11:48,660 --> 01:12:18,400 oh they smell the danger they smell the danger I'm getting out of here I'll come back then in a moment said I just go back there are for riled up you see you have to leave them come back into them and they'll be calm down then you can shoot them in the head then an old barrel 1260 01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:48,140 fuck this fucking switchy boo boo let them get closer 1261 01:12:48,140 --> 01:13:08,480 and then take them because the velocity of the bullet at long range you see won't have the same effect as it will if you if you let the doggies come up close to you then I shot shot away then it'll go into the skull awful handy I know this now I was I spent a great deal of my life killing dogs I was in Chicago 1262 01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:23,360 whoa take the garden map we might stick the crank into that fucking yoke there and see how we get on 1263 01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:36,280 a winch a winch for the elevator the elevator is down can't use it 1264 01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:55,960 feel the dream I plenty of handbongal it's now thanks very much thanks for the help though greatly 1265 01:13:55,960 --> 01:14:03,880 appreciate it thank you what's out here the gates the gates of fucking Hades he 1266 01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:15,780 the Hadrian's wall Scotland I think there's some schlamers out here as well 1267 01:14:15,780 --> 01:14:36,540 slimy old fucking molly guns square hole I use that the cranky picked up their glad that's it good man 1268 01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:51,000 feel the dream feel the cream slippery smash sneak wow fucking FMV full motion video highly rendered 1269 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:58,620 high resolution don't cry because it's too fucking clear the water is running down the opposite side 1270 01:14:58,620 --> 01:15:05,220 now guys the story is moving at pace everybody there's a little there for a moment or two while 1271 01:15:05,220 --> 01:15:11,400 we were killing dogs but now with the water going down the stories begin to move at an alarming pace 1272 01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:17,700 and I hope everybody is re-buckled themselves up after the fucking you might have taken the seatbelt 1273 01:15:17,700 --> 01:15:24,720 off at after the snake snake gillenhall but now we're back at it again and by god it's something 1274 01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:31,500 to behold there's a lot of stuff going on at the moment whoa snakes fucking snakes bye watch out man 1275 01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:44,120 snake gillenhall see you later snakes best of luck next year I'll be back next year at the snake bowl 2020 you didn't get me this time you guys 1276 01:15:44,120 --> 01:16:02,540 it's raining snakes hallelujah it's raining snakes fucking doggy pace doggy style 1277 01:16:02,540 --> 01:16:20,960 here we go lads wham bam a lula well wham bam bam tutti fruity this is for chumley anything on you know 1278 01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:41,520 fucking useless man dogs don't even have any ammo on them cons fucking dogs are useless man get rid of them they're fucking shite man the battery is pulled out at this elevator we need to fucking go and find a battery you should get in the elevator there we can take that elevator up to the fucking thing 1279 01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:53,280 The water is running from the upper water it has it. 1280 01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:55,180 There's something in the back. 1281 01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:02,360 Great textures, yeah. 1282 01:17:02,540 --> 01:17:03,560 Great fucking textures. 1283 01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:04,860 So smooth. 1284 01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:06,080 Like silk. 1285 01:17:06,740 --> 01:17:08,520 It's like they made the game out of silk. 1286 01:17:09,100 --> 01:17:09,860 And dogs. 1287 01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:11,260 And shit. 1288 01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:13,720 And combine that. 1289 01:17:13,820 --> 01:17:14,520 Watch out guys. 1290 01:17:14,740 --> 01:17:16,260 Story's about to move at pace again. 1291 01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:21,880 Watch out man. 1292 01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:23,160 Pace. 1293 01:17:24,740 --> 01:17:25,180 Precision. 1294 01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:30,440 See you later. 1295 01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:32,200 It's a shame. 1296 01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:34,740 Don't like hearing you fucking cry man. 1297 01:17:36,180 --> 01:17:37,380 But you have to go. 1298 01:17:40,260 --> 01:17:48,680 Story's moving very fast. 1299 01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:49,260 Watch out. 1300 01:17:49,260 --> 01:17:49,260 Watch out. 1301 01:17:52,260 --> 01:17:52,620 Oh. 1302 01:17:58,820 --> 01:17:59,800 Fucking hell man. 1303 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:00,360 He's not moving. 1304 01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:16,820 I think that was a four bullet. 1305 01:18:16,820 --> 01:18:16,860 I think that was a four bullet. 1306 01:18:21,860 --> 01:18:22,860 Missed the two herbs. 1307 01:18:22,980 --> 01:18:23,560 I did I fuck. 1308 01:18:23,620 --> 01:18:25,180 I'll see them again Bruno when I... 1309 01:18:25,180 --> 01:18:25,960 Later on man. 1310 01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:26,940 On the return. 1311 01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:28,280 On the fucking rerun. 1312 01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:28,960 On the rewind. 1313 01:18:29,060 --> 01:18:29,880 Craig David style. 1314 01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:31,880 Dave Craig. 1315 01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:33,540 Dave Craig. 1316 01:18:47,340 --> 01:18:49,540 Still no sign of the jewel John. 1317 01:18:50,140 --> 01:18:51,580 What a fucking nightmare a day. 1318 01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:57,500 We got that aid spree. 1319 01:18:57,740 --> 01:18:58,880 We got the aid spree. 1320 01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:07,500 Yeah we put that in the chest. 1321 01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:17,760 Feel the dream. 1322 01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:18,480 Duffman. 1323 01:19:18,580 --> 01:19:19,820 Thank you very much Duffman. 1324 01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:20,600 Arizona. 1325 01:19:22,580 --> 01:19:24,480 Big shout out to Duffman guys. 1326 01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:25,800 Duffman. 1327 01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,320 Thanks very much Duffman baby. 1328 01:19:29,220 --> 01:19:30,120 I can't believe it man. 1329 01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:30,480 Fucking. 1330 01:19:31,020 --> 01:19:31,960 Just playing the game there. 1331 01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:32,320 Fucking. 1332 01:19:33,100 --> 01:19:35,800 We're like going through a few zones with the dogs. 1333 01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:36,260 And then. 1334 01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:38,800 We found like an aid spree and a herb and that. 1335 01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,660 And then we had to go and fucking use the chest. 1336 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:40,960 And then. 1337 01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:42,400 Fucking Duffman came in. 1338 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:43,340 And made everything better. 1339 01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:43,820 Like you know. 1340 01:19:43,900 --> 01:19:44,640 I can't believe it man. 1341 01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,140 It's just one of the best days of my life. 1342 01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:46,400 And. 1343 01:19:46,720 --> 01:19:48,300 I just want to say a big shout out to fucking Duffman. 1344 01:19:48,440 --> 01:19:49,520 And if we didn't have Duffman. 1345 01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:50,240 Don't know where we'd be. 1346 01:19:50,420 --> 01:19:51,360 Thanks so much man. 1347 01:19:51,460 --> 01:19:52,200 It's fucking great man. 1348 01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:56,280 We'll put the fucking spray into the box. 1349 01:19:56,420 --> 01:19:56,660 Glad. 1350 01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:59,480 And then go and get the acid rounds. 1351 01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:21,880 Deceptively nice melodic music is it? 1352 01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:23,520 Trying to fucking give you a. 1353 01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:26,600 A lullaby you into a false sense of security. 1354 01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:27,540 And then when you're going. 1355 01:20:27,660 --> 01:20:27,840 Ah. 1356 01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:28,820 Goo goo ga ga man. 1357 01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:29,940 Some fucking. 1358 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:32,260 Rabbit zombie dog comes out. 1359 01:20:32,420 --> 01:20:33,740 And bite your balls. 1360 01:20:34,420 --> 01:20:34,740 And it's. 1361 01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:35,820 Good night Vienna. 1362 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:37,680 Sleepy time for me. 1363 01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:39,560 Land of eternal bubbles. 1364 01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:42,000 No more fun and games. 1365 01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:42,520 Pour moi. 1366 01:20:43,180 --> 01:20:44,460 I'm off to France. 1367 01:20:45,260 --> 01:20:46,240 Did you not hear man? 1368 01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:47,540 Fucking heaven is French. 1369 01:20:48,100 --> 01:20:49,520 I hope you have a few words on you. 1370 01:20:50,140 --> 01:20:51,860 Hope you have the cup of fuckle up there man. 1371 01:20:52,340 --> 01:20:55,280 The boys don't speak anything other than frog spawn. 1372 01:20:56,300 --> 01:20:57,440 Imagine if you got to heaven. 1373 01:20:57,580 --> 01:20:59,000 You had to fucking learn French. 1374 01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:00,860 That would fucking suck. 1375 01:21:03,220 --> 01:21:04,400 We'd put these. 1376 01:21:04,540 --> 01:21:06,600 We'd do well know to put the herbs in the fucking thing. 1377 01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:07,920 And just keep the first hits. 1378 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:08,460 Pretty sure. 1379 01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:08,860 Yeah. 1380 01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:10,220 Fucking no bother. 1381 01:21:10,340 --> 01:21:10,500 Yeah. 1382 01:21:10,580 --> 01:21:11,500 Put them away there. 1383 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:11,780 No. 1384 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:12,160 Okay. 1385 01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:19,260 Andorra Fess. 1386 01:21:19,260 --> 01:21:20,000 How are you? 1387 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:23,980 Bringing folks together is what we. 1388 01:21:24,220 --> 01:21:24,580 This. 1389 01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:25,860 That's the mission statement. 1390 01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:29,120 I have to say that. 1391 01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:30,920 Ever since I started playing the games. 1392 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,520 Doing the streams and the games man. 1393 01:21:32,660 --> 01:21:33,420 It's been fucking like. 1394 01:21:33,540 --> 01:21:33,740 You know. 1395 01:21:33,860 --> 01:21:35,720 Bringing people together is one of the main things we want to do. 1396 01:21:35,860 --> 01:21:36,120 It's. 1397 01:21:37,460 --> 01:21:38,740 Probably the mission number one. 1398 01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:39,660 Top priority. 1399 01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:41,760 And fucking finishing the games as well. 1400 01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:42,260 Like you know. 1401 01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:44,420 What can I say. 1402 01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:45,500 At the end of the day. 1403 01:21:46,140 --> 01:21:47,080 We do what you can. 1404 01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:47,660 We went out. 1405 01:21:47,780 --> 01:21:48,300 Played the best. 1406 01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:48,600 You know. 1407 01:21:48,860 --> 01:21:49,880 It wasn't our day to day. 1408 01:21:49,980 --> 01:21:50,220 Fucking. 1409 01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:52,100 We were probably going to come back again. 1410 01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:53,520 But if we're bringing people together. 1411 01:21:53,580 --> 01:21:54,160 Across the globe. 1412 01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:54,680 Then sure. 1413 01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:55,380 That's the result. 1414 01:21:55,460 --> 01:21:55,860 At the end of the day. 1415 01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:56,340 Like you know. 1416 01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:57,760 Can't say anything better than that. 1417 01:21:58,680 --> 01:21:59,240 What can I say. 1418 01:21:59,280 --> 01:21:59,780 The lads went out. 1419 01:21:59,860 --> 01:22:01,140 Fucking did the business. 1420 01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:02,440 We do all we can. 1421 01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:03,940 That's what all we can do. 1422 01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:04,340 Like you know. 1423 01:22:04,340 --> 01:22:21,800 None of the. 1424 01:22:22,500 --> 01:22:23,020 Yeah. 1425 01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:29,700 Wasn't meant to rhyme. 1426 01:22:29,860 --> 01:22:30,620 Casey. 1427 01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:31,400 Wasn't. 1428 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:32,580 Wasn't fucking meant to rhyme. 1429 01:22:32,580 --> 01:22:42,600 You know what rhymes with Casey man. 1430 01:22:43,660 --> 01:22:44,960 Fucking spacey. 1431 01:22:46,400 --> 01:22:49,460 We all know what fucking spacey was at. 1432 01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:52,020 Think. 1433 01:22:52,440 --> 01:22:53,920 Think twice Casey man. 1434 01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:54,620 Before you fucking. 1435 01:22:55,140 --> 01:22:56,400 Go schlithering around like. 1436 01:22:57,900 --> 01:22:59,160 In the chat like that. 1437 01:22:59,260 --> 01:23:00,660 Schlabbering around in the fucking chat. 1438 01:23:00,660 --> 01:23:11,700 Been in here. 1439 01:23:11,940 --> 01:23:12,880 A long time now. 1440 01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:13,900 To get out of here. 1441 01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:21,180 Feel the dream. 1442 01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:22,600 Moncus. 1443 01:23:23,460 --> 01:23:24,020 Arizona. 1444 01:23:25,180 --> 01:23:26,740 Thanks very much Moncus. 1445 01:23:26,740 --> 01:23:26,860 Moncus. 1446 01:23:32,060 --> 01:23:33,040 The end of the day. 1447 01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:33,720 Moncus is. 1448 01:23:34,180 --> 01:23:34,660 Monkey man. 1449 01:23:34,780 --> 01:23:35,360 Like you know what I mean. 1450 01:23:35,420 --> 01:23:36,140 He's a fucking monk. 1451 01:23:36,300 --> 01:23:36,980 The number one. 1452 01:23:37,060 --> 01:23:37,240 Oh. 1453 01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:37,680 No more. 1454 01:23:37,820 --> 01:23:38,600 Monkey man. 1455 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:39,760 Like Simeon from above. 1456 01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:40,060 Like. 1457 01:23:40,180 --> 01:23:41,020 Thank God every day. 1458 01:23:41,380 --> 01:23:42,060 For that monkey man. 1459 01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:42,860 Thank you so much. 1460 01:23:42,980 --> 01:23:43,180 Shit. 1461 01:23:43,340 --> 01:23:43,560 Shit. 1462 01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:44,520 Shit. 1463 01:23:45,100 --> 01:23:45,780 We've got cunts. 1464 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:47,880 Gonna have to use a shotgun man. 1465 01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:49,160 Q. 1466 01:23:49,160 --> 01:23:49,400 A. 1467 01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:49,520 T. 1468 01:23:49,640 --> 01:24:18,300 CSI man is after you. Thanks for the enhancement. Enhance that lad's head into the next realm. 1469 01:24:18,300 --> 01:24:47,660 Imagine if the bathtub had the musician muddy waters in it. Maybe he was just fucking playing the blues. And you had to cheer him up to get him out the bath. Will you unplug it? Yeah, well, yeah, sure, there might be a key at the bottom of that. I'm sure there's something inside the bathtub underneath the water there. It's fucking empty. Eh? Didn't get the red jewel, Charry, no. Look at that C room key. 1470 01:24:47,660 --> 01:25:03,600 Looks like it's used for an important lock. Nothing major. Someone took a dump. Nothing major. 1471 01:25:17,020 --> 01:25:33,680 Yeah. Rory. Rodry. Yeah. Rodry Santiago. Who do you think you are, man? Fucking Rodry Santiago. What the fuck, man? Thanks. Thanks very much, Rodry. 1472 01:25:35,020 --> 01:25:47,520 See this guy. See this guy. Slowly but surely wallowing in despair like a depressed fucking deep vein zambosis. Look at it. He needs to wear the sock on his leg. 1473 01:25:48,860 --> 01:25:49,880 Bah! Oh, no. 1474 01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:55,460 Fuck you, man. 1475 01:25:55,860 --> 01:26:10,800 Two shells as well that can't tuck off me. Fuck. Feel the dream. Arizona. Yeah, space case. Thanks very much for the fucking case of fucking spacemen. 1476 01:26:12,100 --> 01:26:26,840 Kevin space case. Blew the load all over fucking Casey's face. I hope not. I'm sorry about that. Trying to try to rhyme with Casey. And the first thing I could think was fucking Kevin facey. 1477 01:26:31,100 --> 01:26:38,860 Apologies, do you accept them? How about I write one on a letter and send them? 1478 01:26:38,860 --> 01:26:45,180 Multiple letters actually, via different post offices, post box and different postcodes too. 1479 01:26:45,180 --> 01:26:57,180 I've got a little stamp on each and every one. Gonna address it to Spacey Casey and say don't send it back to anyone else other than the man himself. 1480 01:26:57,180 --> 01:27:05,420 And if it does get lost, I'll take them back. I will actually take them back. And I'll see to it that it gets to him via another means. 1481 01:27:05,420 --> 01:27:11,100 Because if you've fucking returned it on post, then you're not doing your job and you're a great service usually. 1482 01:27:13,980 --> 01:27:26,940 How much is it to register it? Can I register this letter that I'm sending? If so, how much does it cost? Because the costs are never ending. 1483 01:27:26,940 --> 01:27:35,180 You're charging me for a stamp and now you're telling me that it's gonna cost over the odds just to make sure there isn't hampered or tampered with. 1484 01:27:35,180 --> 01:27:45,180 On its way to Spacey Casey, who's just got over the fucking business with Kevin Spacey. Did you not hear the news? He was down at his gaff. 1485 01:27:48,060 --> 01:28:02,060 Having a laugh. But the laugh was fraught with a lot of dodgy symptoms. He was getting all hands on and saying how you're, how you Fintan. And Spacey, Casey was going, I'm not even called Fintan, Kevin. 1486 01:28:02,780 --> 01:28:16,780 He goes, I thought you were Fintan, sure. And now Spacey's in the dock. Facing 20 years for touching Fintan's cock. Didn't, the pad is falling on the ground now, man. 1487 01:28:16,780 --> 01:28:31,500 And I'm about to fucking lose the rag because I don't know what to say anymore. Just stay away from me, man. Will you stay away? I'm calling the guards in a minute, man. You're fucking, you're harassing me. 1488 01:28:40,780 --> 01:28:45,020 Thanks for the tip, Casey. 1489 01:28:53,020 --> 01:29:08,780 Nothing unusual in here. Nothing unusual. You've just had your neck schnack-toned by a fucking deep vein zombosis. And the room stinks. Fucking stinks of rotten flesh. 1490 01:29:08,780 --> 01:29:12,780 Fish. And cabbage. And spiders. 1491 01:29:16,780 --> 01:29:22,780 Will you take the red book? Alright, might ya. Might as well. There's nothing else to do, is there? 1492 01:29:25,340 --> 01:29:32,780 The desk is locked. Will you use the key? Yeah. Acid rounds, I bet. Some rubbish. Shotgun shells. Whoop-dee-doo. 1493 01:29:32,780 --> 01:29:50,780 Nothing unusual. 1494 01:29:50,780 --> 01:30:08,780 Feel the dream. Yeah, boxes. Arizona. Leashin' Cobra Toxin, man. You'd want to be boxed up and fucking sent back to where you came from. 1495 01:30:08,780 --> 01:30:28,780 You'll sneak. Thanks very much. Allergan. Here we go now, the entrance to Allergan. Uh-oh. Fucking spiders. Spiders. Spiders. 1496 01:30:28,780 --> 01:30:48,780 I'll just go and get a bit of aid-aid spray-aid a wang spray onto us. Spiders. We've-we've half an hour left. I'm getting too scared and uh... 1497 01:30:48,780 --> 01:30:52,780 I wanna go to sleep. I don't wanna be-I don't want nightmares. 1498 01:30:52,780 --> 01:30:54,780 *Bewing* 1499 01:30:54,780 --> 01:30:56,780 *Bewing* 1500 01:30:56,780 --> 01:30:58,780 *Bewing* 1501 01:30:58,780 --> 01:31:06,640 I don't want to put in the fucking thing and getting spooked out of a man first 1502 01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:30,100 spree now herb herb green herb in a red herb you betcha 1503 01:31:30,100 --> 01:31:52,600 fucking hell strangle 1504 01:31:52,600 --> 01:32:00,060 fucking joke shop snake in the box 1505 01:32:00,060 --> 01:32:07,060 and then we'll see you next time 1506 01:32:07,060 --> 01:32:14,060 you 1507 01:32:14,060 --> 01:32:21,060 you 1508 01:32:21,060 --> 01:32:51,040 fucking hell we vanished oh we vanished spiders and wasps will you take the dormant 1509 01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:58,040 ory key i will yeah i will see you in a bit look bye bye move out here now let's do that 1510 01:32:58,040 --> 01:33:05,040 we might go back there and see which spiders might have been here now 0 2 you've used the key 1511 01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:12,040 the mutant why does it take so long to open the door and does it need a cut scene uh it's 1996 1512 01:33:12,040 --> 01:33:19,040 and 1513 01:33:19,040 --> 01:33:19,040 and 1514 01:33:19,040 --> 01:33:26,040 it's 1996 and it's 1996 and each room has to be loaded like you're going into a new 1515 01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:33,040 and 1516 01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:33,040 and 1517 01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:33,040 and 1518 01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:33,040 and 1519 01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:34,580 each room has to be loaded 1520 01:33:34,580 --> 01:33:37,220 like you're going into a new 1521 01:33:37,220 --> 01:33:41,160 to essentially each room is probably 1522 01:33:41,160 --> 01:33:42,660 about 3 or 4 JPEGs 1523 01:33:42,660 --> 01:33:48,860 they need to 1524 01:33:48,860 --> 01:33:50,900 be loaded up and whatever 1525 01:33:50,900 --> 01:33:52,660 enemies need to spawn 1526 01:33:52,660 --> 01:33:55,100 that needs to be loaded up so it's like 1527 01:33:55,100 --> 01:33:57,040 fucking RAM so yeah 1528 01:33:57,040 --> 01:34:02,660 no it's a Playstation 1529 01:34:02,660 --> 01:34:04,560 and the 1530 01:34:04,560 --> 01:34:06,020 Sega Saturn 1531 01:34:06,020 --> 01:34:20,580 going and changing the name to fucking 1532 01:34:20,580 --> 01:34:22,760 JPEG Gil Hooley next Tuesday 1533 01:34:22,760 --> 01:34:24,660 weekday guys just in case you want to 1534 01:34:24,660 --> 01:34:26,660 fucking truck along to the ceremony it's gonna 1535 01:34:26,660 --> 01:34:28,880 be held on Moleswell Street in the 1536 01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:30,820 Grand Masonic Lodge 1537 01:34:30,820 --> 01:34:32,280 down there 1538 01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:36,160 there's gonna be a few snacks afterwards 1539 01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:37,940 what fucking hell 1540 01:34:37,940 --> 01:34:40,480 gonna be a few snacks 1541 01:34:40,480 --> 01:34:42,180 afterwards and we'll see how we get on 1542 01:34:42,180 --> 01:34:50,960 What's that? 1543 01:35:06,900 --> 01:35:11,740 JPEGs were actually invented the fucking format by Jason Pegg. 1544 01:35:11,740 --> 01:35:14,460 From Lincolnshire over in England. 1545 01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:17,100 And that's what the format is. 1546 01:35:17,360 --> 01:35:18,980 That's why it's called what it's called, you know. 1547 01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:26,380 Will you use a lockpick again? 1548 01:35:26,540 --> 01:35:27,100 Of course I will. 1549 01:35:27,540 --> 01:35:28,060 Of course I will. 1550 01:35:28,140 --> 01:35:29,280 You don't need to ask. 1551 01:35:29,380 --> 01:35:32,420 You can just open that and I'll take whatever's inside that fucking thing. 1552 01:35:32,420 --> 01:35:44,600 There's a note on the bed, is there? 1553 01:35:45,280 --> 01:35:46,920 Map of the fucking dormitory sketch. 1554 01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:47,740 Yeah, take that. 1555 01:35:48,460 --> 01:35:50,260 That's in the sack now. 1556 01:35:50,420 --> 01:35:53,020 We can look at that and refer to that anytime we need. 1557 01:35:54,600 --> 01:35:55,700 Diary time, guys. 1558 01:35:57,620 --> 01:35:58,320 Diary time. 1559 01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:28,300 To be continued... 1560 01:36:28,300 --> 01:36:38,300 Dear diary... 1561 01:36:38,300 --> 01:36:42,300 Now... 1562 01:36:42,300 --> 01:36:44,300 Plant 42... 1563 01:36:44,300 --> 01:36:48,300 Plant 42 report... 1564 01:36:48,300 --> 01:36:58,300 Four days have passed since the accident... 1565 01:36:59,300 --> 01:37:05,300 And the plant at point 42 is growing amazingly fast... 1566 01:37:06,300 --> 01:37:08,300 One would say... 1567 01:37:08,300 --> 01:37:10,300 At a rapid pace... 1568 01:37:13,300 --> 01:37:19,300 It has been affected by the T-virus differently than the plants have been... 1569 01:37:20,300 --> 01:37:22,300 The other plants it is... 1570 01:37:22,300 --> 01:37:25,300 And shows unique shape in addition to its size... 1571 01:37:26,300 --> 01:37:28,300 Looking at the way it behaves... 1572 01:37:28,300 --> 01:37:32,300 It is now difficult to determine what kind of plant it was originally... 1573 01:37:33,300 --> 01:37:38,300 Number 2 Frank McCord... 1574 01:37:38,300 --> 01:37:40,300 Number 2 Frank McCord... 1575 01:37:40,300 --> 01:37:42,300 Number 2 Frank McCord... 1576 01:37:42,300 --> 01:37:48,300 There are two ways in which Plant 42 gathers nutrition... 1577 01:37:48,300 --> 01:37:52,300 The first one is through its root that reaches into the basement... 1578 01:37:52,300 --> 01:37:54,300 Number 2 Frank McCord... 1579 01:37:54,300 --> 01:37:56,300 Number 2 Frank McCord... 1580 01:37:56,300 --> 01:37:59,300 Immediately after the accident of scientists went mad... 1581 01:37:59,300 --> 01:38:01,300 And broke the water tag... 1582 01:38:01,300 --> 01:38:02,300 In the basement... 1583 01:38:03,300 --> 01:38:08,300 Now the basement is... 1584 01:38:08,300 --> 01:38:10,300 Filled with water... 1585 01:38:11,300 --> 01:38:18,300 It is easily imaginable that some chemical elements... 1586 01:38:18,300 --> 01:38:20,300 Were blended in the water... 1587 01:38:20,300 --> 01:38:24,300 And promotes the incredibly fast growth of Plant 42... 1588 01:38:25,300 --> 01:38:30,300 Treating... 1589 01:38:30,300 --> 01:38:31,300 Another part... 1590 01:38:32,300 --> 01:38:35,300 Of Plant 42 from the basement grows through the duct... 1591 01:38:36,300 --> 01:38:37,300 And hangs down... 1592 01:38:38,300 --> 01:38:39,300 Like... 1593 01:38:39,300 --> 01:38:40,300 So many bulbs... 1594 01:38:40,300 --> 01:38:43,300 From the ceiling of the first floor... 1595 01:38:43,300 --> 01:38:48,300 Many vines come out of those bulbs... 1596 01:38:48,300 --> 01:38:53,300 And they are the second resource for its nutrition... 1597 01:38:54,300 --> 01:38:58,300 One sensing movement... 1598 01:38:58,300 --> 01:38:59,300 Plant 42... 1599 01:38:59,300 --> 01:39:01,300 Shoots its vines around the brain... 1600 01:39:01,300 --> 01:39:02,300 Holds it... 1601 01:39:02,300 --> 01:39:04,300 Then it starts sucking up blood... 1602 01:39:04,300 --> 01:39:08,300 Using the suckers located at the back of its vine... 1603 01:39:08,300 --> 01:39:11,300 It also has some intelligence too... 1604 01:39:11,300 --> 01:39:14,300 It blocks the door... 1605 01:39:14,300 --> 01:39:16,300 By twining its vines... 1606 01:39:16,300 --> 01:39:17,300 Around it... 1607 01:39:17,300 --> 01:39:19,300 Especially when... 1608 01:39:19,300 --> 01:39:21,300 It captures prey... 1609 01:39:21,300 --> 01:39:22,300 Or is sleeping... 1610 01:39:23,300 --> 01:39:34,120 Why did you not discuss your well paid employment with Jackie Brosnan? 1611 01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:38,900 Several staff members have already fallen victim to this. 1612 01:39:38,900 --> 01:39:41,920 May the 21st 1998, Henry Sarton. 1613 01:39:41,920 --> 01:40:07,480 *Sings* So much scare tactics man. Scary enough. Don't get spooked guys. Don't get spooked. 1614 01:40:07,480 --> 01:40:09,480 *Sings* 1615 01:40:09,480 --> 01:40:24,480 *Sings* Fuck. 1616 01:40:24,480 --> 01:40:39,480 *Sings* 1617 01:40:39,480 --> 01:40:41,480 *Sings* 1618 01:40:41,480 --> 01:40:43,480 *Sings* 1619 01:40:43,480 --> 01:40:45,480 *Sings* 1620 01:40:45,480 --> 01:40:52,480 I wonder whether we go back and save the game or head downtown for the fucking plan 42 vibes. 1621 01:40:52,480 --> 01:40:56,480 I will head downtown and see how we get out of there. There's a ladder. Yeah. 1622 01:40:56,480 --> 01:41:02,480 *Sings* Feel the dream. 1623 01:41:02,480 --> 01:41:09,480 Duff man. Thanks very much Duff man. Man of the Duff. Thank you. 1624 01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:28,760 thank you scary man scared out of it man it's too scary graphics are blowing my mind as well 1625 01:41:30,520 --> 01:41:40,600 minds being blown man getting blowy out here man mind is pure blown at the moment 1626 01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:54,600 that music as well it's disorientating that's blowy david blowy 1627 01:41:59,960 --> 01:42:13,960 oops yeah 1628 01:42:29,400 --> 01:42:31,880 dangerous man 1629 01:42:31,880 --> 01:42:48,600 feel the dream thank you very much drox droxom thank you loving the graphics on your baronet cheers man 1630 01:42:58,840 --> 01:43:11,320 we'll get the feet wet you get the feet wet you did 1631 01:43:11,320 --> 01:43:13,320 *whispers* 1632 01:43:17,960 --> 01:43:21,800 A little fucking horse a herb into me. 1633 01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:45,800 *applaudissements* 1634 01:43:47,000 --> 01:43:49,080 *repeat* 1635 01:43:49,080 --> 01:43:49,800 Wayne Wissi. 1636 01:43:49,800 --> 01:43:51,800 *applaudissements* 1637 01:43:51,800 --> 01:43:53,800 Fucking... 1638 01:43:57,800 --> 01:43:59,800 Yo. Yo. 1639 01:43:59,800 --> 01:44:01,800 Wayne Wissi. 1640 01:44:01,800 --> 01:44:03,800 What's the crack? I'm feeling shitty. 1641 01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:05,800 Only messing. I'm feeling great. 1642 01:44:05,800 --> 01:44:07,800 I'm confessing how good I feel 1643 01:44:07,800 --> 01:44:09,800 since you came around 1644 01:44:09,800 --> 01:44:11,800 into town. I'm not a sad arse, 1645 01:44:11,800 --> 01:44:13,800 but thanks for the fiver. 1646 01:44:13,800 --> 01:44:15,800 I'll go and spend it on a big 1647 01:44:15,800 --> 01:44:17,800 bunch of fucking jivers. 1648 01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:19,800 *applaudissements* 1649 01:44:19,800 --> 01:44:21,800 *applaudissements* 1650 01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:23,800 *applaudissements* 1651 01:44:23,800 --> 01:44:25,800 *applaudissements* 1652 01:44:25,800 --> 01:44:27,800 *applaudissements* 1653 01:44:27,800 --> 01:44:29,800 *applaudissements* 1654 01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:35,680 But we couldn't find no others. She said she had a sack of pink ladies in her sack 1655 01:44:35,800 --> 01:44:43,060 We took them by the pound and we decided that we want more so we went back to the gaff and fucking beat was going 1656 01:44:47,080 --> 01:44:50,780 Back back at the gaff it was like a trap house 1657 01:44:52,060 --> 01:44:57,080 And your our lady was going on this is not my fucking seamen. We'll go we'll go back. I don't know 1658 01:44:57,080 --> 01:45:00,720 Who stays for a fucking while you might get better? She goes now it's fucking 1659 01:45:01,460 --> 01:45:06,840 Depressing and ominous the beats are ominous take me back to fucking Tokyo Oriental beats 1660 01:45:11,120 --> 01:45:14,460 So we went back to Tokyo Oriental beats 1661 01:45:15,160 --> 01:45:21,080 Eating pink ladies all through on the streets, and I throw up because I came up so fast with the apple 1662 01:45:21,620 --> 01:45:23,620 Like it was jammed up my ass 1663 01:45:24,760 --> 01:45:32,460 Not really that's I don't I wouldn't fucking a sticker fucking apple up my arse like it's not that's not my you don't shelf you can't 1664 01:45:33,140 --> 01:45:35,140 You can't shelf pink ladies 1665 01:45:35,800 --> 01:45:43,040 They won't have the same effect and you end up feeling like you have fucking rabies you let me admitted to castle barrier a knee 1666 01:45:43,540 --> 01:45:48,040 And it'll your asshole feel like you've just entered the gates of Hades 1667 01:45:49,480 --> 01:45:56,580 Do you know how embarrassing it is to have an apple removed from your hole no well don't do it at all then otherwise you'll be cold 1668 01:45:57,220 --> 01:46:01,160 Left out by your friends castigated. They won't want to talk to you 1669 01:46:01,600 --> 01:46:09,600 You're once their mate, but now you're their ex mates it you're gonna be exercised from the group why cuz you stuck an apple up your hole? 1670 01:46:11,140 --> 01:46:19,040 You thought that you'd get a better bit of nutrition from it, but you are wrong and now you're left stay at home playing with your slang every day 1671 01:46:19,660 --> 01:46:26,580 Waiting for the doorbell to go ding dong, but it doesn't play why cuz you're stuck an apple up your arse 1672 01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:31,320 You need to get out of town man. You've been put on a fucking list 1673 01:46:32,320 --> 01:46:37,800 Cuz of what you did you've been dissed and nobody feels like you're missed 1674 01:46:38,980 --> 01:46:40,980 Apple up your arse 1675 01:46:41,680 --> 01:46:43,680 Apple up your arse 1676 01:46:44,380 --> 01:46:46,380 Apple up your arse 1677 01:46:46,940 --> 01:46:50,920 Get out of town now the boys are calling you fucking Apple arse 1678 01:46:50,920 --> 01:46:51,760 - Of course. 1679 01:46:51,760 --> 01:46:53,760 So 1680 01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:55,760 So 1681 01:46:55,760 --> 01:46:57,760 So 1682 01:46:57,760 --> 01:46:59,760 So 1683 01:46:59,760 --> 01:47:01,760 So 1684 01:47:01,760 --> 01:47:03,760 So 1685 01:47:03,760 --> 01:47:05,760 So 1686 01:47:05,760 --> 01:47:07,760 So 1687 01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:09,760 So 1688 01:47:09,760 --> 01:47:11,760 So 1689 01:47:11,760 --> 01:47:13,760 So 1690 01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:13,760 So 1691 01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:39,360 Thanks very much for the donation tip. 1692 01:47:39,640 --> 01:47:41,120 The tip of the generation. 1693 01:47:41,120 --> 01:47:46,500 Oh fuck. 1694 01:47:47,240 --> 01:47:48,220 Oh no look at this. 1695 01:47:48,300 --> 01:47:49,120 Full motion video. 1696 01:47:49,360 --> 01:47:50,540 High MPEG 4. 1697 01:47:50,660 --> 01:47:51,960 Does it even exist back then? 1698 01:47:52,080 --> 01:47:52,760 It's on a CD. 1699 01:47:53,020 --> 01:47:54,200 It's on a 700 megabytes. 1700 01:47:54,320 --> 01:47:54,860 There's a shark. 1701 01:47:55,180 --> 01:47:56,500 Fucking shark week man. 1702 01:47:58,200 --> 01:47:58,920 Shark week. 1703 01:48:00,820 --> 01:48:02,340 You've used the C room key. 1704 01:48:04,980 --> 01:48:05,360 Bye. 1705 01:48:05,440 --> 01:48:06,320 I'll fucking throw it in. 1706 01:48:06,320 --> 01:48:09,320 We might want to get inside though before the shark gets us. 1707 01:48:09,320 --> 01:48:24,140 Feel the dream. 1708 01:48:24,440 --> 01:48:25,380 Ah Apple R. 1709 01:48:25,480 --> 01:48:26,320 Thanks so much. 1710 01:48:27,140 --> 01:48:27,760 Thank you. 1711 01:48:28,640 --> 01:48:29,500 It's great to see you. 1712 01:48:29,500 --> 01:48:30,780 Nothing special. 1713 01:48:30,780 --> 01:48:45,560 Oh beautiful. 1714 01:48:46,100 --> 01:48:48,140 That stupid shark's gonna be fucked now. 1715 01:48:49,340 --> 01:48:50,940 So glad we killed the shark. 1716 01:48:50,940 --> 01:49:00,760 What's this? 1717 01:49:02,100 --> 01:49:03,060 Push that. 1718 01:49:03,060 --> 01:49:04,060 *scoffs* 1719 01:49:04,060 --> 01:49:04,560 *scoffs* 1720 01:49:04,560 --> 01:49:06,560 *scoffs* 1721 01:49:06,560 --> 01:49:08,560 *Sigh* 1722 01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:10,560 *Sigh* 1723 01:49:10,560 --> 01:49:12,560 *Sigh* 1724 01:49:12,560 --> 01:49:42,540 *sad music* 1725 01:49:42,540 --> 01:49:44,540 *sad music* 1726 01:49:44,540 --> 01:50:00,540 That shark is uh... is gonna be flippin' around flounderin' I think. *sad music* 1727 01:50:00,540 --> 01:50:10,540 He's fucked. Damien Hirst job. Damien Hirst's fuckin' fish got out of the tank. Poor babies. I wonder can we... 1728 01:50:10,540 --> 01:50:28,860 It's only a mercy kill hey, it's only a fucking mercy kill. 1729 01:50:28,860 --> 01:50:32,820 Fucking Damien Hirsty kill. 1730 01:50:32,820 --> 01:50:38,640 See you later you cunts. 1731 01:50:38,640 --> 01:50:57,720 Feel your man's your dad Arizona. 1732 01:50:57,720 --> 01:51:02,240 Thank you very much. 1733 01:51:02,240 --> 01:51:14,140 Sixty one fucking bullets. 1734 01:51:14,140 --> 01:51:19,320 They're all wet and useless. 1735 01:51:19,320 --> 01:51:37,320 There's something there as well. 1736 01:51:37,320 --> 01:51:42,220 Thanks very much counterfeit. 1737 01:51:42,220 --> 01:51:43,620 Thank you so much counterfeit. 1738 01:51:43,620 --> 01:51:45,220 It means a lot. 1739 01:51:45,220 --> 01:51:46,220 Thanks very much. 1740 01:51:46,220 --> 01:51:50,220 Best of luck. 1741 01:51:50,220 --> 01:51:59,120 Dorm room. 1742 01:51:59,120 --> 01:52:00,120 Must be nice. 1743 01:52:00,120 --> 01:52:01,120 Thank you. 1744 01:52:01,120 --> 01:52:02,120 Must be nice. 1745 01:52:02,120 --> 01:52:03,120 Thanks very much man. 1746 01:52:03,120 --> 01:52:04,120 It must be nice being you. 1747 01:52:04,120 --> 01:52:05,120 Watching streams and fucking tipping away. 1748 01:52:05,120 --> 01:52:06,120 Cheers very much. 1749 01:52:06,120 --> 01:52:07,120 Appreciate it man. 1750 01:52:07,120 --> 01:52:19,020 Best of luck with you. 1751 01:52:19,020 --> 01:52:34,920 Andrew Mooney just finished in A&E. 1752 01:52:34,920 --> 01:52:35,920 Vipers doing stream. 1753 01:52:35,920 --> 01:52:38,100 Hope you're alright man. 1754 01:52:38,100 --> 01:52:39,100 Thanks for watching. 1755 01:52:39,100 --> 01:52:39,100 Thanks for watching. 1756 01:52:39,100 --> 01:52:40,100 Thanks for watching Mooney man. 1757 01:52:40,100 --> 01:52:41,100 Cheers man. 1758 01:52:41,100 --> 01:52:42,100 Cheers man. 1759 01:52:42,100 --> 01:52:49,100 A large water tank. 1760 01:52:49,100 --> 01:52:56,100 Hang on now which way did we come in. 1761 01:52:56,100 --> 01:53:01,100 Did we come in that way or did we come in the fucking double doors? 1762 01:53:01,100 --> 01:53:01,100 Double decker. 1763 01:53:01,100 --> 01:53:02,100 Fucking double decker man. 1764 01:53:02,100 --> 01:53:19,480 A large water tank. Hang on now, which way did we come in? Did we come in that way or did we come in the fucking double doors? Double decker. Fucking double decker man. Black and decker. 1765 01:53:23,480 --> 01:53:39,860 Dissonant Resident Evil 1 soundtrack. Spooking you out big time. Yeah, hope so, man. Hope you're getting fucking spooked to sleep. Back out. I was trying to use the phone on the wall there. Ended up fucking loading the next room. 1766 01:53:41,860 --> 01:53:53,280 God, it's fucking a little bit. You know, it's a small mistake. SK. Like SK, it's a new day. 1767 01:53:53,940 --> 01:53:55,480 Plan 42 is here. 1768 01:53:59,580 --> 01:54:02,320 Maybe we can add some fucking chemicals to that. 1769 01:54:05,060 --> 01:54:06,340 What's this? Meat hook. 1770 01:54:15,040 --> 01:54:16,860 I wonder if you could just set fire to the fucker. 1771 01:54:19,380 --> 01:54:21,240 We'll put some fucking fires on him. 1772 01:54:21,240 --> 01:54:31,220 Fuckin' shoot the cunt. 1773 01:54:36,860 --> 01:54:37,400 Fucker man. 1774 01:54:38,760 --> 01:54:40,620 Plan's taking no fucking shame anyway. 1775 01:54:44,900 --> 01:54:46,500 Feel the dream. 1776 01:54:46,500 --> 01:54:49,840 Yeah. Far further. 1777 01:54:50,800 --> 01:54:53,140 Thanks for the Arizona. Far further. 1778 01:54:56,040 --> 01:54:57,480 Acid. Acid rounds. 1779 01:54:57,680 --> 01:54:58,480 Need to get some acid. 1780 01:55:09,720 --> 01:55:11,320 Ominous. Creepy ominous music. 1781 01:55:12,800 --> 01:55:13,520 Creep zone. 1782 01:55:13,520 --> 01:55:21,500 Dorm room. 1783 01:55:21,500 --> 01:55:22,560 Dorm room. 1784 01:55:23,200 --> 01:55:26,800 Head back to the dorm room and do some fucking chemical mix-ups. 1785 01:55:28,360 --> 01:55:31,080 Throw a bit of sherbet into a fucking... 1786 01:55:31,080 --> 01:55:31,660 cask. 1787 01:55:32,660 --> 01:55:34,000 And add some of that cider. 1788 01:55:34,160 --> 01:55:34,980 Summer's bee, is it? 1789 01:55:35,980 --> 01:55:36,580 Summer's bee. 1790 01:55:36,580 --> 01:55:43,320 Summer's bee with fucking Jodie Foster is gonna be on telly later on, man. 1791 01:55:43,820 --> 01:55:46,320 Do you wanna get a six-pack of Summer's bee and watch it? 1792 01:55:48,060 --> 01:55:51,060 If you don't wanna watch that, I've got Nell on DVD. 1793 01:55:51,120 --> 01:56:06,660 Look at this. 1794 01:56:06,660 --> 01:56:36,640 Look at this. 1795 01:56:36,640 --> 01:56:42,880 that you're okay you might be getting sick some of you have the bends because 1796 01:56:42,880 --> 01:56:45,960 we came up so fast 1797 01:56:49,520 --> 01:57:05,280 oops straight into this fucking dorm room now man fucking a little bit of mixing it makes a few fucking spice bags inside the dorm room there man go back to that plant man feed it fucking chips and spicy chicken 1798 01:57:05,280 --> 01:57:25,920 Feel the Wexford Corporation. Whoa, Arizona boy. Gonna give this guy a Wexford Corporation to the kyawnn. Look at this. Bam, Wexford. Thanks very much, Wexford. 1799 01:57:27,280 --> 01:57:49,280 This goes out to all the 90s zombies out there. Who can forget? Deep vein zombosis, Tamagotchis, and Mary Robinson taking a flame round to fucking... the rest of the world. After the Bewitched gig. Couple of blackjacks fucking fiddling around on a Tamagotchi man. 1800 01:57:49,280 --> 01:58:09,280 Big shout out to Wexford Corporation. Some of the best work in the world is actually undertaken in Wexford. Not many of you hear about it. Why? Because the down to worth nature of the Wexford Corporation themselves. 1801 01:58:09,280 --> 01:58:18,280 They don't like to shout about it from the rooftops. They just like to get the job done. Hard, fast, and with a service that leaves a smile on everyone's face. 1802 01:58:18,280 --> 01:58:29,280 If you want a job and you're in Wexford, make sure you get onto the Wexford Corporation. Great guys, great place, great team, and a great county. Thank God for Wexford. 1803 01:58:29,280 --> 01:58:39,760 See that was enough noise, see that fucking did it. 1804 01:58:39,760 --> 01:58:41,320 Dust collects inside the bath. 1805 01:58:41,320 --> 01:58:43,160 The towel is fucking dirty. 1806 01:58:43,160 --> 01:58:48,880 That'd be the least of my worries, having just fucking blasted the head off the undead, 1807 01:58:48,880 --> 01:58:51,880 who still has his shoes on, for fuck's sake. 1808 01:58:51,880 --> 01:58:55,040 It's turned purple. 1809 01:58:55,040 --> 01:58:57,780 Fucking deep purple. 1810 01:58:57,780 --> 01:59:00,780 Fucking smoke on the water, man. 1811 01:59:00,780 --> 01:59:03,740 Point Calibre is after you. 1812 01:59:03,740 --> 01:59:05,740 Thank you very much. 1813 01:59:14,740 --> 01:59:16,740 Ink ribbon. 1814 01:59:16,740 --> 01:59:22,700 Yes! 1815 01:59:22,700 --> 01:59:32,660 Yes! 1816 01:59:32,660 --> 01:59:49,620 We're just after getting a hold of the V Jolt report, John. 1817 01:59:49,620 --> 01:59:51,580 Do you want it read to you? 1818 01:59:51,580 --> 01:59:55,580 Go on, yeah. 1819 01:59:55,580 --> 02:00:05,540 We found an element that destroys these plant cells rapidly in Umb number 16. 1820 02:00:05,540 --> 02:00:09,540 What are the series of Umb chemicals we use for that? 1821 02:00:09,540 --> 02:00:10,500 Yeah? 1822 02:00:10,500 --> 02:00:11,500 Yeah? 1823 02:00:11,500 --> 02:00:11,500 Experiment. 1824 02:00:11,500 --> 02:00:19,500 We named this Umb number 16 as V Jolt. 1825 02:00:19,500 --> 02:00:29,460 In our calculation, it'll take less than 5 seconds to destroy Plan 42 if we put the V Jolt directly on the road. 1826 02:00:29,460 --> 02:00:41,420 Tip of the root now. 1827 02:00:41,420 --> 02:00:42,420 Tip of the root now. 1828 02:00:42,420 --> 02:00:43,420 Nothing more, nothing less. 1829 02:00:43,420 --> 02:00:49,380 You need to mix some of the Umb series chemicals in a specific order to create V Jolt. 1830 02:00:49,380 --> 02:00:51,380 Are you listening to me? 1831 02:00:51,380 --> 02:00:52,380 Yeah? 1832 02:00:52,380 --> 02:00:57,340 But the Umb series chemicals may generate poisonous gas. 1833 02:00:57,340 --> 02:00:59,340 Like toxic farts. 1834 02:01:01,340 --> 02:01:03,340 Which is harmful to the human body. 1835 02:01:03,340 --> 02:01:06,340 Extreme caution should be taken when handling these chemicals. 1836 02:01:06,340 --> 02:01:11,340 Following it is types of Umb series chemicals and their brief characteristics. 1837 02:01:13,340 --> 02:01:17,340 Umb number 2, red MP003 purple. 1838 02:01:17,340 --> 02:01:19,340 Umb number 4, green yellow 6 yellow. 1839 02:01:19,340 --> 02:01:21,340 Umb number 7, white. 1840 02:01:21,340 --> 02:01:39,940 um number 13 blue stimulating smell V Joel's um number 16 brown sorry they're shouting to the mic 1841 02:01:39,940 --> 02:01:46,000 and someone says get a pop filter don't know why that is man not gonna get one 1842 02:01:46,000 --> 02:01:55,180 now a book is missing 1843 02:01:55,180 --> 02:02:05,080 do we have the files botany book we have the V Joel's report 1844 02:02:05,080 --> 02:02:08,140 we've read that 1845 02:02:08,140 --> 02:02:20,320 someone was asking can you read was it jbp regionist we maybe can get that done we give him a ring now and find out 1846 02:02:20,320 --> 02:02:38,200 maybe we do have it or him can't be fucking too sure 1847 02:02:38,200 --> 02:02:45,460 no we don't 1848 02:02:45,460 --> 02:02:57,640 you 1849 02:02:57,640 --> 02:02:57,640 you 1850 02:02:57,640 --> 02:03:04,640 you 1851 02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640 you 1852 02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640 you 1853 02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640 you 1854 02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640 you 1855 02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640 you 1856 02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640 you 1857 02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640 you 1858 02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640 you 1859 02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:04,640 you 1860 02:03:04,640 --> 02:03:11,640 you 1861 02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:11,640 you 1862 02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:11,640 you 1863 02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:11,640 you 1864 02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:11,640 you 1865 02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:11,640 you 1866 02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:11,640 you 1867 02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:11,640 you 1868 02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:18,640 you 1869 02:03:18,640 --> 02:03:18,640 you 1870 02:03:18,640 --> 02:03:18,640 you 1871 02:03:18,640 --> 02:03:20,640 you 1872 02:03:20,640 --> 02:03:20,640 you 1873 02:03:20,640 --> 02:03:20,640 you 1874 02:03:20,640 --> 02:03:21,640 you 1875 02:03:21,640 --> 02:03:22,640 you 1876 02:03:22,640 --> 02:03:22,640 you 1877 02:03:22,640 --> 02:03:29,640 you 1878 02:03:29,640 --> 02:03:31,640 you 1879 02:03:31,640 --> 02:03:33,640 you 1880 02:03:33,640 --> 02:03:33,640 you 1881 02:03:33,640 --> 02:03:44,640 you 1882 02:03:44,640 --> 02:03:44,640 you 1883 02:03:44,640 --> 02:03:51,640 this UM number 16 as V Jolt. In our calculation it will take less than 5 seconds to destroy 1884 02:03:51,840 --> 02:03:58,840 plant 42 too if we put the V Jolt directly on the root. You need to mix some of the UM 1885 02:04:03,700 --> 02:04:10,700 series chemicals in a specific order to create V Jolt, but the UM series chemicals may generate 1886 02:04:11,520 --> 02:04:18,520 poisonous gas which is harmful to the human body. Extreme caution should be taken when handling these chemicals. 1887 02:04:25,520 --> 02:04:34,520 Following are types of UMB series chemicals and their brief characteristics. UM number 2, Red MP003 Purple. 1888 02:04:38,400 --> 02:04:40,400 Green Yellow 6, Yellow. 1889 02:04:42,400 --> 02:04:50,400 UM number 7, White. UM number 13, Blue. Stimulating smell. 1890 02:04:52,400 --> 02:04:55,400 V Jolt. UM number 16, Brown. 1891 02:05:00,400 --> 02:05:12,400 And thanks very much Jordan B. Peterson there for being parachuted in at such a late stage of the fucking game. We've been two hours into this and it's a great situation to have friends in high places I suppose. 1892 02:05:14,400 --> 02:05:16,400 That can lend a little bit of fucking pizazz to the 1893 02:05:16,400 --> 02:05:20,400 To the uh, to the occasion. 1894 02:05:28,400 --> 02:05:36,400 Now we'll go back and save this and we'll live to fucking fight another day. We'll douse, we'll kill that plant bastard in the next situation. 1895 02:05:36,400 --> 02:05:38,400 Up until then we're gonna have to fucking 1896 02:05:39,400 --> 02:05:41,400 Sit tight and don't have nightmares. 1897 02:05:44,400 --> 02:05:48,400 Watch out now this little plant's gonna fucking try and strangle my head. 1898 02:06:00,400 --> 02:06:01,400 Thank you man. 1899 02:06:01,400 --> 02:06:03,400 I have to go through the indignity of that. 1900 02:06:03,400 --> 02:06:05,400 Each and every time. 1901 02:06:05,400 --> 02:06:26,400 *BOOM* 1902 02:06:26,400 --> 02:06:28,400 Fucking scary man, that was so scary. 1903 02:06:28,400 --> 02:06:30,400 *BOOM* 1904 02:06:30,400 --> 02:06:32,400 *BOOM* 1905 02:06:32,400 --> 02:06:41,640 point caliber thank you very much for your your tip there last tip I'm not sure if I said it but 1906 02:06:41,640 --> 02:06:48,780 thank you and everybody who's watched this evening and wexford corporation thank you and everyone who 1907 02:06:48,780 --> 02:06:55,800 was tipped it's been a tough one guys okay it's been a scare scare tactics look at fucking Jill's 1908 02:06:55,800 --> 02:07:09,960 shoulder pads there they don't come cheap or easy she's a good girl the baby the haircut was a pretty 1909 02:07:09,960 --> 02:07:17,700 fucking ahead of its time as well because you see I saw that a few years ago but it looks like she had 1910 02:07:17,700 --> 02:07:26,640 it back then 96 so premonition fashion fashion premonition less about that anyway and we'll get 1911 02:07:26,640 --> 02:07:32,700 on with it I'll see you later on and have a good sleep and keep chasing the nightmares away like you 1912 02:07:32,700 --> 02:07:39,180 know don't fucking get a pink lady into yourself don't fucking show don't go granny smithin tonight 1913 02:07:39,180 --> 02:07:55,920 and we'll see you later on we'll see you on the moral fish look at you good night and god bless good night and god bless 1914 02:07:55,920 --> 02:08:08,040 *music*