1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Music. 2 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Music. 3 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,000 You hammered your mother. 4 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 You hammered your mother. 5 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 You hammered your mother. 6 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,000 You hammered your mother. 7 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 You hammered your mother. 8 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 You hammered your mother. 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 You hammered your mother. 10 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:51,000 You hammered your mother. 11 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:58,000 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 12 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,000 You hammered your mother. 13 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 You hammered your mother. 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 You hammered your mother. 15 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 You hammered your mother. 16 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 I love women. 17 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,000 You hammered your mother. 18 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:04,000 You hammered your mother. 19 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 You hammered your mother. 20 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 You hammered your mother. 21 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 I love women. 22 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 You hammered your mother. 23 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:08,000 You hammered your mother. 24 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 You hammered your mother. 25 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,000 You hammered your mother. 26 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 I love women. 27 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 I'm mad about women. 28 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 You hammered your mother. 29 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:13,000 You hammered your mother. 30 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:13,000 You hammered your mother. 31 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:13,000 You hammered your mother. 32 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 You hammered your mother. 33 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:14,000 You hammered your mother. 34 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 You hammered your mother. 35 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 You hammered your mother. 36 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 You hammered your mother. 37 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,000 You hammered your mother. 38 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,000 You hammered your mother. 39 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:19,000 You hammered your mother. 40 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 You hammered your mother. 41 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,000 I love women. 42 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:40,760 You have been peddling lies. That is a total and absolute lie. Is that the best you can come up with? 43 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:49,320 Number two Frank McCord. Number two Frank McCord. Number two Frank McCord. You hammered your mother. 44 00:01:49,320 --> 00:02:18,320 *Grunting* 45 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:30,880 You hammered your mother. 46 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:32,960 You hammered your mother. 47 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:41,200 Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's five-thousel movement? 48 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,120 Number two, Frank McCord. 49 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:45,420 Number two, Frank McCord. 50 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:52,160 Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan? 51 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,500 I love women. I'm mad about women. 52 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:59,220 I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. 53 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:03,060 That's the best you can come up with. That's the best you can come up with. 54 00:03:03,860 --> 00:03:05,900 Headed your life all over the world. 55 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,680 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 56 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,080 Don't obsess with me all the time. 57 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,180 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 58 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,520 You have been peddling lies. 59 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:27,760 You hammered your mother. 60 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:30,320 You hammered your mother. 61 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:35,260 You are a liar. 62 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:38,360 You are a liar. 63 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,440 You are a liar. 64 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,100 You've peddling your lies all over the world. 65 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,760 Hello, line four. Good evening. 66 00:03:54,680 --> 00:04:03,080 Good evening, Gary. Hadcock's MVP here. I'm told to darlin' titus. 67 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,560 Laryngeite to us, Pat. 68 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:29,720 Welcome to the mainframe. Welcome to the Tuesday night, Monday night game frame, man. Taking you into 69 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:38,200 fucking Tuesday morning. On a sunny side dream feeling. This, this is the Galaxy Quest studio. 70 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:48,120 It's hired out from TV3. It's floating three miles above the Earth's, uh, surface. If you head out to 71 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:59,240 Ballymount and then move upwards, vertically, into the sky, through the clouds, and into what we know 72 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:07,000 out here as plain sailing, then you will find yourself unable to breathe because you don't have 73 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:12,920 an oxygen mask. Did you pack the oxygen mask in your bag before you left? You didn't. Why? Because you don't think. 74 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:21,320 You never think. That's why I'm out here in space, breathing. Really nice. Really nice air. 75 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:34,120 Absolutely fantastic. And the best thing is the space broadcast studio can go right down to Earth. 76 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:43,880 Back to fucking New York City, Times Square, JVC, Yahoo, Panasonic, all the big name fucking electronics. 77 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:50,680 I actually had dinner there with Ernst and Young. The, uh, the fucking... 78 00:05:53,240 --> 00:06:00,120 Who are they? The, the accountancy boys. And they said, "Love the streams, man. Love the streams, 79 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:10,840 and keep doing what you're doing." I said, "That's fucking nice." They said, "Yes, it is nice. And what you're doing is great as well. And we want to see you play Resident Evil and finish the fucking thing." 80 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:15,360 Ernst & Young 81 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,500 and while I'm at it 82 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,640 fucking Frank and Honest 83 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,580 this is a brand new fucking sponsor 84 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:23,740 that's just come into the mainframe as we speak 85 00:06:23,740 --> 00:06:25,500 we're getting this hot and live 86 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:28,120 and you're gonna be witnessing this as well 87 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,420 it's great to have you here 88 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:31,420 and also big shout out to Frank 89 00:06:31,420 --> 00:06:33,080 and his brother Honest 90 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,660 who's just finished his fucking leave insert today 91 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:39,200 and he's also partnering the biggest fucking bean machine we know 92 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,720 in this country 93 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,860 which is Frank and Honest Coffee 94 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:46,220 I think it's Frank Lally is it? 95 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:47,940 and his brother Honest Lally 96 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,900 he was christened Honest 97 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,840 I think his parents are from fucking 98 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,820 I don't know out in Ghana or Nigeria 99 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:56,500 do you know the way they have like names like 100 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,540 Brilliant Frank 101 00:06:57,540 --> 00:06:59,020 or uh 102 00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:01,960 Soundshkin Mugabe 103 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:05,860 that's it he's an honest 104 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:09,020 that guy that guy Frank makes a pretty good Honest Bean 105 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:09,860 I gotta tell ya 106 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:15,980 John Kennedy I'm on the coffee at 10pm 107 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:18,360 that wasn't my decision 108 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,640 there was just no other beverage that I could drink 109 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,380 sick of the water man 110 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:25,420 this fucking water is all day like you know 111 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:27,520 I need something nice and refreshing 112 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,300 unfortunately for me 113 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:31,020 that bean's gonna keep me awake 114 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:32,480 probably until about 2 115 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,540 or 3 116 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,300 I don't know if I can stream till then 117 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:38,000 but I'm gonna fucking try and get through the end of today 118 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,880 and we're gonna make it into the mansion 119 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,420 and Jill Valentine 120 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:42,980 what a fucking 121 00:07:42,980 --> 00:07:44,900 trooper 122 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:46,220 a starship trooper 123 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:47,500 she's a member of stars 124 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,020 and she's a great 125 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:50,240 she's a great cop 126 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,240 she's the master of unlocking 127 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:52,240 she's a master of unlocking 128 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:54,860 but she got her head 129 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:57,200 snacked on by a 130 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:01,000 I don't know whether it was a hunter or a zombie or something I'm not sure 131 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:26,020 I am not too sure. We'll head on. Welcome to the stream anyway. Welcome to the dream, eh? Any dreams going lately, no? How about nightmares? Did you get the nightmares sorted out? Did you see someone about the nightmares? 132 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:34,700 Good, good stuff. I'm glad you did. I'm glad you did. We'll get it started, so. 133 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:44,420 Should I go to work today or chuck a sickie? Davis, it's fucking 10 o'clock, man. You starting work now? You can't pull a sickie now. 134 00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:55,200 And what about your boss? He sees you on the stream. He sees you commenting on the stream. Or she could be a lady. 135 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:59,500 Let's move on. Hard and fast. 136 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:11,800 Moonwank isn't progressing. It's stalled, Jan. It's stalled. 137 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:17,640 We're having trouble getting, eh, investors and backers, you know? 138 00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:41,500 I hope to fuck now that, eh... Oh, no. Yeah, JP should be here, but we need to go quick because we've played this already. 139 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:45,620 I'm sorry if you've watched this before. We're playing it again. 140 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:49,200 Because I got schnack time. Pure fucking schnack box. 141 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:52,280 This is Brad. I know you can't answer me. 142 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:53,760 What's the matter? 143 00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:57,320 A few lads down in band and there were potential investors to the franchise. 144 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:00,340 Sounds good, man, but I mean, you need to fucking put your money where your mic is. 145 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,000 It's broken. 146 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,380 You're out there typing words onto a fucking screen, man. 147 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:11,040 But it doesn't mean anything until you fucking come down and invest in the movie, you know? 148 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:29,480 Oh, come on. 149 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,060 Green herb. 150 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,760 Human meat deal in Tesco, is it? 151 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,680 Where did they get the human meat from? 152 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,400 Can you... 153 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,340 Is it legal to buy or... 154 00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:49,520 Can you grow your own as well? 155 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,860 Can you harvest your own human meat and sell it to people out in... 156 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:55,600 In different places? 157 00:10:58,840 --> 00:10:59,960 On, eh... 158 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,000 Adverts.ie. 159 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:04,700 Make sure you use a VPN on adverts if you're selling human meat, man. 160 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,880 I got fucking schtung there before. 161 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,800 Selling a sack of calves. 162 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,340 Calf muscles. 163 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:14,700 Some lad in Chinos wanting some calf muscles, man. 164 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,140 Real Irish calf. 165 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,460 And I didn't use a fucking VPN. 166 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,640 He came all the way over from Beijing. 167 00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:29,420 And he met me in a car park in Carlow. 168 00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:33,420 And then snakes started flying down onto the ground. 169 00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:36,860 And I was like, do you want to take the sack of calves now, man? 170 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,240 I've got them in a cool bag. 171 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,340 I got a cool bag from Tesco there, man. 172 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:42,100 He's keeping... 173 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:42,800 But you need to... 174 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,200 You need to get these calves into a fucking ice truck. 175 00:11:45,820 --> 00:11:46,220 Fast. 176 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,040 And he was looking at me all nonplussed because... 177 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,240 He couldn't speak... 178 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,620 My language, you know. 179 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,400 How are you doing, anyway? 180 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:13,460 Wasn't you? 181 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,840 Why are you seeing the last day fucking forcing green herbs into you? 182 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:20,760 I fucking knew it was! 183 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:26,080 Ah, no, you weren't. 184 00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:28,580 You were just fucking drooling. 185 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,880 Like a big baby man. 186 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:39,280 But I actually had the same guy who was fucking coming over to buy the sack of calves. 187 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,140 I had him on fucking speakerphone. 188 00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:46,780 To the guards. 189 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,560 And then I got the guards to come down and then he's staying up. 190 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,120 And I said, yeah, shady boys. 191 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:55,000 Remember the fucking turn I did for you here? 192 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:57,060 Next time I get caught fucking flat out. 193 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:02,400 And they were like, we will, yeah. 194 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,400 And I said, serious? 195 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,400 And they said, yeah. 196 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:09,120 So now I'm on fucking a cool level with the guards as well. 197 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:10,520 Like that. 198 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,220 I'm going to go ahead and see you. 199 00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:23,220 I'm going to go ahead and see you. 200 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,160 I'm going to go ahead and see you. 201 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,220 I'm going to go ahead and see you. 202 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:26,220 I'm going to go ahead and see you. 203 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:26,220 I'm going to go ahead and see you. 204 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:26,220 I'm going to go ahead and see you. 205 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:27,220 I'm going to go ahead and see you. 206 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,220 I'm going to go ahead and see you. 207 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:34,720 I'm going to go ahead and see you. 208 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:39,200 I don't know if Jill vapes it or does she just pack it into a pipe or what? 209 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:45,180 It's never actually, it's never shown how she ingests these things, Jill. 210 00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:47,660 She's a great, great girl. 211 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:56,340 And she's done great work for the community of Raccoon City, giving up her time and life, in many cases, for other people. 212 00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:00,180 That's just what she does. 213 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:00,780 She doesn't care. 214 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:11,620 Thank you very much, Shane. 215 00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:13,380 Shane Louis Walsh, how are you? 216 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,740 Louis Walsh. 217 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:21,620 Tell you, Louis Walsh was one of the best managers of fucking pop music ever had, man. 218 00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,920 Did you ever listen to Louis Walsh's tunes? 219 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,520 I wonder, did Louis Walsh ever do tunes? 220 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:44,220 I can only imagine, even though he was very successful in manufacturing all these Deadzy OD boys, thank you very much, Deadzy OD, that maybe he wouldn't have been as good, you know, doing all the pop music himself. 221 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:45,260 Could be wrong. 222 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,960 He might have been fucking class. 223 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,700 He might have been like Owen Colley on the ball. 224 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,120 Owen Colley's a great footballer. 225 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,300 He's an unsung hero. 226 00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:02,400 Great touch. 227 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,540 And he fucking works. 228 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:06,180 He'll get back. 229 00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:07,280 He digs deep too. 230 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:12,100 And don't get caught not fucking digging deep yourself, because he'll fucking bollock you. 231 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:18,860 Thank you very much, Collie and Deadsy and Louis. 232 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:20,440 Louis Schwalsch. 233 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:25,600 And everybody out there, Ernst and Young and Frank and Honest. 234 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,060 It's just been a fucking magical few days. 235 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:36,780 Get ready for the third installment of Winning Streak. 236 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,320 Winning Streak is making a comeback, and here are the new graphics. 237 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:39,880 R.T. 238 00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:43,700 Winning Streak. 239 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:44,800 Marty Whelan. 240 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:50,000 This is the monster now. 241 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,560 You have to kill the monster now, and you get a free spin of the wheel. 242 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,680 And if you take him down with one shot, you win a Yaris. 243 00:15:58,760 --> 00:15:59,840 Eddie Yaris. 244 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,800 Eddie Hobbs. 245 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,540 I'd like to watch Winning Streak again. 246 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:08,400 I wonder if it's still on. 247 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:14,280 It'd be great if they had an animated Eddie Hobbs, and he came at you and fucking told you 248 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,160 what to do with the money. 249 00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:17,660 Big block. 250 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:18,800 Like a block head. 251 00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:22,920 I'm not going to fight these cunts. 252 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,280 I'm just going to walk through it, man. 253 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:36,480 Imagine having one of these fuckers as a pet. 254 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,100 Winning Streak. 255 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,220 That cunt's winning streak came to a fucking end there, hey. 256 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:49,960 Right, we've been here. 257 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,000 We were here last week. 258 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,020 I wasn't at it. 259 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,760 I wasn't at it yesterday, but I was at it last night. 260 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:05,880 I fucking bought, back during the boom, man, I bought a fucking sack of silver door handles. 261 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,340 Do you know why? 262 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,480 Because fucking Eddie Hobbs told me that was the way to go. 263 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:12,580 He said invest in gold. 264 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,800 Remember people were going around saying buy gold? 265 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:19,440 Fuck me, man. 266 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:24,960 And now I have to sell them on, I sold the rest of the silver door handles on done deal using 267 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,340 a VPN to someone from fucking Gort. 268 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:36,220 Who was actually the same, funnily enough, was the same guy that I sold the fucking calves to the Chinese lad. 269 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,120 And he'd gone all the way down to Galway after the event. 270 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:45,860 And I met up with him then, and he still had the cool bag. 271 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,940 And he was given out because he said the calves had defrosted. 272 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,560 There's nothing I could fucking do about it, man, you know. 273 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,940 I said simply to him, you're fucked. 274 00:17:58,680 --> 00:17:59,980 And he was alright with that. 275 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:07,520 And Jill starts to stand and fucking, look at the way she taps the shotgun against the fucking calf, the thigh. 276 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,980 This is the animation for when you're not doing anything. 277 00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:18,160 Remember Sonic the Hedgehog used to just fucking start tapping his foot and looking at his watch. 278 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,280 Jill's doing that now. 279 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,160 Eddie Hobbs coin is the new cryptocurrency. 280 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:35,480 I'll be wanking. 281 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:36,640 Thanks very much, Killian. 282 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,540 I won't be wanking. 283 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:41,140 And I want to say something to you real straight and from the heart, man. 284 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,860 You're a fucking legend. 285 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,700 I don't fucking say that to everyone. 286 00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:50,400 But you're a fucking legend. 287 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,280 Thank you very much. 288 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:55,640 Hey. 289 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,520 Box is a Cobra Toxin. 290 00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:00,100 Thank you very much for that. 291 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,600 I want to tell you something, Box is a Cobra Toxin. 292 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,620 You're a fucking legend. 293 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,080 I don't say that to anyone. 294 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,460 Or everyone. 295 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:09,980 Thank you so much. 296 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,120 I appreciate it. 297 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:19,480 Padrpio. 298 00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:22,980 Thank you so much, man. 299 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,540 I want to tell you something. 300 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:26,560 You're a fucking legend. 301 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,780 I don't say that to everyone. 302 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:38,640 Hey. 303 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:39,880 Hey. 304 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:41,180 Hey. 305 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:41,320 Hey. 306 00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:42,300 Hey. 307 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:44,820 Yeah. 308 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:45,820 Anaconda G. 309 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:47,860 Scrag. 310 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:50,860 You're a fucking legend. 311 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,960 I don't say that to anyone. 312 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,180 Thank you very much. 313 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:04,400 Yeah. 314 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:08,840 Donkey. 315 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:10,420 Listen, man. 316 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:11,960 Thank you so much. 317 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:13,680 You're a fucking legend. 318 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,560 I don't say that to anyone. 319 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,080 Thank you very much. 320 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:27,320 Jill and pudding and herbs. 321 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,620 Jill and pudding and herbs. 322 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,680 Stick this into the fucking pantry box. 323 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,320 And we'll put that away for later on. 324 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:41,840 My problem the last day now was I got a little bit too cocky on the ball. 325 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,780 I was taking time with it and fucking wasting. 326 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:49,840 Treat everything like it's a fucking game of football. 327 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:50,160 You know? 328 00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:51,060 Two touch pass. 329 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:52,880 Three maybe too much. 330 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,260 Like it's a team effort. 331 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,060 What I was doing was I was hogging. 332 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,400 I was dilly-dallying. 333 00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:58,600 And I was fucking it up. 334 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,900 And you saw yourself after the Jordan B. Peterson spiel log. 335 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,620 Jill got a fucking snack box on her neck. 336 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,560 Which was pretty tough, you know? 337 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:17,500 Brrrr. 338 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,500 Was there no... 339 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,500 How... 340 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,540 Welcome everyone to the stream. 341 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,500 Did you get a... 342 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,500 A... 343 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,120 Whatchamacallit? 344 00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:35,860 A notification. 345 00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:37,080 You must have. 346 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,540 Sure you're watching the fucking thing. 347 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,320 There's people saying that they didn't get them. 348 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,660 All I can assume is that you've... 349 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:44,260 You've not clicked that stupid bell. 350 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,160 Not only do you have to hit subscribe. 351 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:47,800 You have to click little bell. 352 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,180 And you click the bell. 353 00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:54,020 Then you're going to be hammering your mother. 354 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,580 You hammered your mother. 355 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,160 Okay. 356 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,560 I love women. 357 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,400 I'm mad about women. 358 00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:02,160 I've been married three times. 359 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,080 I'm infatuated with women. 360 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:14,320 YouTube is buggy. 361 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,180 Oh well. 362 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,360 Jill and pudding and herbs. 363 00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:28,360 Jill and pudding and herbs. 364 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,620 Alright we gotta stop that now. 365 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:33,240 And move along swiftly and accurately. 366 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,840 Into the fucking mainframe of the mansion house. 367 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,180 And dispatch Warrock and Ajax as well. 368 00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:43,560 To bring back the body of... 369 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,680 The shitty... 370 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,620 The shitty fucking goons. 371 00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:49,460 That have done all this. 372 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,360 Sorry man. 373 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,200 This is fucking boring. 374 00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:54,540 I know. 375 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,860 I just need to... 376 00:22:55,860 --> 00:22:56,940 Do this fast now. 377 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:57,880 Sorry about this now. 378 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,680 It's fucking boring. 379 00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:58,980 I know. 380 00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:00,660 I just need to do this now though. 381 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:02,680 Sorry man. 382 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,260 It's fucking boring. 383 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:03,620 I know. 384 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,880 I just need to do this though. 385 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,620 Sorry about that. 386 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,100 Sorry about that now. 387 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:08,300 Yeah. 388 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:09,980 It's fucking boring. 389 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:10,360 I know. 390 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,080 Just need to do this now though. 391 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:13,660 Right. 392 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,020 We're in. 393 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:14,300 We're in. 394 00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:14,600 We're in. 395 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:14,920 We're in. 396 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:15,540 We're in. 397 00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:16,540 We're in. 398 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,120 Jesus Christ man. 399 00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:19,180 There's a lot of... 400 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,320 There's a lot of... 401 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,960 People now. 402 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,580 Thank you very much. 403 00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:25,520 Too much short passing. 404 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:26,200 Thanks very much. 405 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,740 Seven seconds away. 406 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:29,940 Very very kind of you. 407 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,180 Kind and... 408 00:23:32,180 --> 00:23:33,640 And gentle actually as well. 409 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,060 You're very gentle. 410 00:23:38,260 --> 00:23:40,060 And you're actually very frank and honest. 411 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,100 The whole lot of you are frank and honest. 412 00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:43,100 Crisps. 413 00:23:44,860 --> 00:23:46,420 In front of Mr. Johnny Hay. 414 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:47,700 He has a chip on his shoulder. 415 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:48,520 At least he's not a bad chip. 416 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,280 I'll tell you something man. 417 00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:50,920 Fucking Kiyo's crisps. 418 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,320 Some flavour on the cunts. 419 00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:55,920 And they're... 420 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,880 Like crisps are all bad for you and everything. 421 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,940 But I mean you gotta have your fucking fun times. 422 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:00,400 And you know. 423 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,100 I really just... 424 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,920 Love tugging into a fucking sack of crisps at lunch. 425 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,740 Blend of a pound please. 426 00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:10,420 Thank you very much. 427 00:24:10,420 --> 00:24:21,060 Yeah Derek. 428 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,120 It's just the cup you know. 429 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,220 I have to acknowledge it. 430 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,180 Because it looks like I'm fucking selling it. 431 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,220 But I mean... 432 00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:28,180 I mean no one's... 433 00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:29,480 No one's paying it. 434 00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:30,220 But frank and honest. 435 00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:31,080 If you're watching man. 436 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:33,120 You can fucking call down to the house. 437 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,540 We'll go day session in. 438 00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:40,240 Watch this now. 439 00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:41,320 This is a class little one. 440 00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:43,700 Acid round to the back of the head. 441 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,020 Winning streak is it? 442 00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:50,520 Fucking creamy screamer. 443 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,700 You have to choke on his shoulder. 444 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,980 At least he's not a bad chip. 445 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,100 Thank you very much creamy screamer. 446 00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,860 And that was a funny kill now. 447 00:24:58,960 --> 00:24:59,940 Because the guy... 448 00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:00,880 When you kill that guy. 449 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,620 He was like stretching like this. 450 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:07,080 Like he just got out of bed. 451 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,380 But he'd actually took an acid round to the back. 452 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:11,280 Isn't that man? 453 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,900 That's called the fucking telly-tummy. 454 00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:14,820 Clearly you can't... 455 00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:15,620 Better than weed man. 456 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,100 How are you? 457 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:16,940 Thank you very much. 458 00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:19,980 And creamy screamer and bag of turkeys and lend of a pound. 459 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,740 And Keo's crisps and everyone. 460 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,080 Fucking nice. 461 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,660 You're all sound man. 462 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,780 What is Eddie Hobbs up to? 463 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:29,420 I'm not sure. 464 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:30,620 He's eating crisps probably. 465 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,260 How'd you get the Boiler Room gig? 466 00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:33,980 Boiler Room got in touch with me. 467 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:35,200 Laura McNamara. 468 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:35,680 How are you? 469 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,300 Thank you very much. 470 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:41,360 I'll be waiting. 471 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:50,080 What else did people ask me here now? 472 00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:51,560 Been a while. 473 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,300 Good to be back. 474 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:52,720 Johnson. 475 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,720 Johnson's Wireless Printer. 476 00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:55,780 Any word on metal here? 477 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,220 It will come Johnson. 478 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,940 I'm saving it for a special occasion. 479 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,120 And don't worry man. 480 00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:02,680 It's going to be a big... 481 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,820 It'll be a big day out. 482 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:04,980 Or in. 483 00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:07,360 Unless you're watching the fucking stream outdoors. 484 00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:11,620 Not a lot of people would be doing that though I'd say. 485 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:18,460 Thank you very much Johnson. 486 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,840 I just got to get a... 487 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:23,560 Let me see this now. 488 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:32,960 Bear with me now. 489 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,360 I'll be waiting. 490 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:38,640 Hurrah. 491 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,820 Frankie Schoonz. 492 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,540 Frankie Schoonz. 493 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:45,920 Frankie Schoonz. 494 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:48,560 The Schoon... 495 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,420 The Schoon of Frank. 496 00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:54,080 Pure fucking Frank and honest Schoonage. 497 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,400 Ben and Jen. 498 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:57,420 Ben and Jen. 499 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:57,880 How are you? 500 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,480 I want the whole town to see me. 501 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,200 Ben and Jen. 502 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,040 Thank you very much. 503 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,200 Ben and Jen. 504 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:06,280 Ben and Jen. 505 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,700 Ben and Jen. 506 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:14,620 I agree. 507 00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:15,140 Ben and Jen. 508 00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:16,020 I want the whole town to see me. 509 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:16,620 Ben and Jen. 510 00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:17,520 I want the whole town to see me. 511 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,120 I want the whole town to see me. 512 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:18,620 Ben and Jen. 513 00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:19,120 I want the whole town to see me. 514 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:19,120 I want the whole town to see me. 515 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,120 I want the whole town to see me. 516 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,120 I want the whole town to see me. 517 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,120 I want the whole town to see me. 518 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:23,120 I want the whole town to see me. 519 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,120 getting in touch. 520 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:30,120 I want to put a little filter on this. 521 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,120 Yo, yo. 522 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,120 So the shit don't blow chunks. 523 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,620 When I go on a mad sick flow. 524 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:36,620 Every Monday night. 525 00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:37,820 That's how I roll. 526 00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:39,820 Caleb Carr in the house. 527 00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:42,220 We're gonna be making it feel it. 528 00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:43,420 Like a mouse. 529 00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:44,420 All E G style. 530 00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:46,420 With this freestyle. 531 00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:48,380 How are you feeling? 532 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,520 Caleb Carr asks, well Viper. 533 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,240 Will you ask Ciara to go out with me? 534 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,240 Well Ciara. 535 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,240 Morgan Walsh is trying to get in on the fucking date. 536 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,240 Caleb, Caleb, Caleb Carr's date. 537 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,240 Boys and in the house. 538 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,240 Make it feel it like a mouse. 539 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,240 Ciara, will you go out with Caleb Carr? 540 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,240 Will you go out with Caleb Carr? 541 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,240 Will you go out with Caleb Carr? 542 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,240 Will you go out with Caleb Carr? 543 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,240 Will you go out with Caleb Carr? 544 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,240 Will you go out with Caleb Carr? 545 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,240 Will you go out with Caleb Carr? 546 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,240 Will you go out with Caleb Carr? 547 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,240 He's mad about you. 548 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,240 He thinks you're a star. 549 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,640 He thinks you're a star. 550 00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:45,800 Thank you very much. Thank you very much 7,200 72,000 551 00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:55,100 Not so bad not so bad not so bad I'm feeling rad 552 00:28:55,100 --> 00:29:08,160 Wait wait for the drop sorry I'm not I'm not ignoring waiting for the drop and I'll fucking give you a 553 00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:11,820 Yeah, yeah, yeah 554 00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:16,480 What's a crack Francis is back? 555 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,480 Looking for a snack. I got a banana and a fucking royal gala apple 556 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,920 Gonna fucking eat that later and drink a schnappel not really because we don't send that over here 557 00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:32,940 We just drink beer Frank and honest coffee lovely bean 558 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,320 The sweetest cup I've ever seen taste like a dream 559 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,600 Thanks very much pod snoot Bilbo Nagans 560 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,840 Very fucking lovely how's it hanging? I? 561 00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:57,900 I want to say thanks to everybody out in the chat everybody watching this fucking stuff going what the hell is that? 562 00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:07,440 Some fucking Egypt playing a stupid game. It's 20 years old. It's all lame the graphics have gone back in time making my mind feel like I'm actually fucking crying 563 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,440 I'm a moment though 564 00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:30,720 Get on with the fucking game I came here to see the game not to see you rhyme like a lame hauser 565 00:30:32,380 --> 00:30:38,500 What's the story anyway, did you get on well the weekend I see you were down in Navin. Yeah, what the fuck was that about? 566 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:45,380 A big shout out to everyone in the chat to 567 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:51,740 Tommy swords key and museum ghost I can see you James McGovern. What's the story? 568 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,840 Eddie Hobbs your real name is Rory 569 00:30:55,240 --> 00:31:01,300 You changed it so you could give bad financial advice back during the boom and now I'm telling your story I 570 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,600 I bought a fucking sack of silver door handles 571 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:11,760 During the boom because Eddie Hobbs said I'd have room for them in my big massive mansion house 572 00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:15,660 20 years later, I'm fucking living on a mouse trap 573 00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:29,480 And that's a trap beat it's a trap beat that I'm fucking laying down to you. It's so sweet lyrically. It's up in the air 574 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:35,620 I know that you don't even care you think that I haven't got the skills to pill to pay the bills or even pill them and fucking 575 00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:38,900 Paying the bills with pills 576 00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:47,780 Every day, you know me. That's how I play. I've got the guards on my side the shade said it's alright if I move these sweet little pills all night 577 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:49,780 I 578 00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:49,780 I 579 00:31:49,780 --> 00:32:01,800 Wolf banana bear thanks very much for the four year euro 580 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:08,000 Been shit not not but clear water for the past three hours think I'm on the way out all the best now 581 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,920 I hope you're alright. I hope you're alright and that your arse is gonna feel nice and 582 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:21,000 Well, I actually I don't want to finish that one because I would have said what I said I would have actually fucking said tight 583 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,360 But when you think about what that means, it's not it's not alright 584 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:28,460 It's like how would I why would I hope that about you? 585 00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:33,280 Why would I hope that that would I just hope you're alright and you get better just fucking go to bed man 586 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:41,740 And it hopefully it won't be any wetter when you wake up in the morning buy a nappy buy a nappy downtown tomorrow 587 00:32:41,740 --> 00:33:00,600 tomorrow. When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than 588 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:05,920 lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. Be careful not to burn your 589 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:10,620 hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to be. Sorry about that now, I'm fucking just 590 00:33:10,620 --> 00:33:17,500 getting warmed up there guys, it's not, it wasn't an ideal situation and the fucking, it was an 591 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:21,940 unfortunate line to have landed on there where I was saying I hope you're alright after your man 592 00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:29,320 said his ass was not in the best state. I said I hope that it is feeling tight. I don't want, 593 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:36,480 you know, the thing is you do these raps and you do them without a care in the world and you don't 594 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:43,840 fucking, you don't think for anything and sometimes it just doesn't work out. You don't know how much 595 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:57,520 I'm living on the edge when I'm in those moments. Potentially say anything. Look at this guy here, 596 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:13,300 fucking Eddie Hobbs's Halloween costume. Fuck. Oh fuck. He's a jumper. 597 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:30,720 some scream out the cunt. We'll go back to the box there and liberate the herbs. Stick them in the Da Vinci and then pass out on cloud number nine somewhere. 598 00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:43,880 Ghetto Cornetto, how are you? Hope the hole, how are you? How are you Francis? Hope the hole is tight. 599 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,760 Normal, just a normal fucking hole man. 600 00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:52,900 Nothing, nothing new, nothing, nothing crazy about it. 601 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:28,680 now thank you very much never push a poo and it's great to have that bit of advice just coming into 602 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:35,340 the night as well we're looking at ending Monday evening and it's the sort of stuff that will stay 603 00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:40,740 with you filter through into the subconscious and then in a few days time it'll just regurgitate itself 604 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:51,780 you'd be like he was right yeah shouldn't push Kevin McGann is this live I'm afraid not Kevin 605 00:35:51,780 --> 00:35:55,380 but thanks for tuning in 606 00:35:55,380 --> 00:36:09,720 Nathan Nathaniel Havko how are you look this acid round is working man acid house 607 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:28,020 big apologies big big apologies to Kevin McGann there it's not live man thank you very much for that 608 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:43,020 lovely lovely lovely lovely tip and a camberwell bumber clat and name Nathan have cool and Laura McNamara and all the boys anguish panda 609 00:36:43,020 --> 00:37:10,980 there's no need to go in there anyway by Pat thank you thank you so much and I want bypass you're a fucking legend 610 00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:17,640 fucking legend thank you very much I don't say that I don't say that about everyone thank you very much 611 00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:28,380 not only do I don't say that about everything actually I won't say that about him I just won't because I don't think it's right 612 00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:36,440 hey crispy crispy jones thanks very much man you're a fucking legend I don't say that about everyone 613 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:44,240 and I won't say that about everyone because it's fucking not genuine 614 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:50,040 hey crispy man crispy jones how are you 615 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:56,380 you're a fucking legend thanks so much I mean that because I wouldn't say that 616 00:37:56,380 --> 00:38:13,620 about anyone else thank you so much hey cloney boy thank you very much clone how 617 00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:19,540 are you fucking great to have you man I was thinking about you there the last day 618 00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:23,460 and I was just thinking I need to say that when he's if he's around their clone name 619 00:38:23,460 --> 00:38:35,900 gibso you're a fucking legend and I mean that I won't say that about anyone else now we have 620 00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:47,400 to fight the snake fighting the snake is tough now we'll combine this we've only one fuck 621 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:55,340 we're gonna have to fucking shotgun the cunt sorry about the language there but I mean there really 622 00:38:55,340 --> 00:39:00,200 isn't much else I can do about that I'm afraid this stage of the game you know you know what to expect 623 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:11,060 this isn't fucking CBBC it's not it's not the din it's not fucking Sharky and George on a Saturday morning at 6am 624 00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:14,780 this is resident Steven the replay this is resident steven the replay 625 00:39:14,780 --> 00:39:19,680 fucking sneaky boy 626 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:25,600 look 627 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:35,160 this is this double barrels I gave the cunt both barrels anyway 628 00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:48,900 oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck he's dead he's not dead he's not dead reload 629 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:59,640 he fucking stinks have you seen all the stench coming out of him he stinks 630 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:07,660 fucking Egypt thought he was gonna gonna get me he was wrong 631 00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:26,980 stupid fucking snake came out of the ground try to make my head fall off and turn brown which is the color that you'd go after a day or two I know that you turn blue initially but you might actually rot you'd start to rot 632 00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:56,000 that slithery snake came out of the place didn't know I was gonna smash him in his face with an acid round then I took him to the ground and pound like UFC BJJ you know me Joe Rogan in the background watching on TV3 he got the gig he's actually gonna be doing the weather now Joe Rogan on TV3 633 00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:25,020 he's gonna be smoking weed on it as well cause weed is cool man Joe Rogan does it weed is class Joe Rogan man he knows it all he's got weed coming out of his ass Joe Rogan smokes weed out of kettlebell bongs that he's made out of fucking steel and schlongs and he gets Elon Musk to come along blow the smoke back up his hole and then he starts feeling so wrong Alex Jones is on his books 634 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:47,020 Jordan B Peterson too cause he's got the looks that snake he must have been wake and baked because I fucking slapped him in his head and he said for fuck's sake man why did you do that I said cause you're gonna kill me conned 635 00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:54,480 Anyway, I'm looking forward to the weather on TV3. It's gonna be a real spicy occasion. 636 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,340 Pure enlightenment vibes, you know. 637 00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:04,280 Kratom. The weather on Kratom. Kratom factor. 638 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,940 Someone outside talking shite. 639 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:15,020 I don't know whether or not to... Oh yeah, you can go back down here and then you can... 640 00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:24,320 I might just fucking go down here and then I can get... I'm in danger. I'm on danger. 641 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:28,960 Oh, fuck. 642 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:35,180 It's a tough game, you know, but you need to take the precautions where you measure. 643 00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:38,800 Otherwise you end up fucking having to go back and redo it like we're doing now. 644 00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:43,600 Wasn't my intention. Never my intention for this to happen. You're listening in to me, everybody. 645 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:47,960 So you can say whether I'm right or I'm wrong. 646 00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:53,520 It was never my intention to replay the same bit of Resident Evil from the last day. 647 00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:58,380 What I wanted was a situation where I could have saved the game with an ink ribbon. 648 00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:01,560 Okay. 649 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,360 Francis, your camera is off. 650 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,940 No, it's not, man. I'm on the screen. I'm looking at... I can see myself on the screen. 651 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:15,760 Thanks for that. 652 00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:16,980 Nick Babish. 653 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:35,500 That wasn't a fucking groan. Like, I'm actually really... I'm so happy to be replaying the same bit I did last week. 654 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,820 That wasn't a groan. That's just happiness. 655 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,920 I was just doing an impression of one of the zombies. 656 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:54,540 and she bought a flame rounds flame Hauser 657 00:43:54,540 --> 00:44:17,160 fucking hell man Elon Musk how are you thank you very much thank you very much 658 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:36,180 fucking hell me lost man Mulkeen Mulkeen in the chat there telling me to save the game 659 00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:41,220 listen Mulkeen if you want to fucking get yourself into the game I don't know how you do that and then 660 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:46,280 provide Jill Valentine there with an ink ribbon I'll happily take your advice but until that happens 661 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:52,100 I can only just fucking tell you it's not happening man thanks very much I know that you're actually trying to help and everything 662 00:44:52,100 --> 00:45:12,740 Phil how are you man look I just wanted to say something Phil you're a fucking legend man thank you very much you're a legend I won't say that about anyone thank you so much can you ask Francesca to go to bed 663 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:21,220 thank you very much thank you very much can you ask Francesca to go to bed yeah yeah 664 00:45:21,220 --> 00:45:24,220 Francesca go hit the sack to fuck 665 00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:47,040 more begs on yokes thank you very much so you go down here now Barry comes in and he's like watch this we've got a great cutscene amazing acting Oscar 666 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:47,860 Oscar 667 00:45:47,860 --> 00:45:52,860 Jill have you found anything interesting not wooden 668 00:45:52,860 --> 00:46:08,760 yes but I can't see very well how about going down to check by yourself Lucy I have a rope here oh do you well then I'll try to go down using the rope thanks Lucy I can see you yeah cheers Lucy thank you 669 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:14,580 kill the snake he's dead he's gone so 670 00:46:14,580 --> 00:46:29,280 hey what's going on no I've done how I've done it sorry Jill wait I'll go and get another rope 671 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:33,220 Barry? Barry? 672 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,240 I'll be waiting. 673 00:46:42,940 --> 00:46:44,060 Chili hash. 674 00:46:44,780 --> 00:46:45,880 Yeah, chili hash. 675 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,140 You can wait here for Barry for the good ending. 676 00:46:48,460 --> 00:46:49,820 Because he gets iced. 677 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,440 If you don't. 678 00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:55,620 If you go down that little staircase down here. 679 00:46:55,620 --> 00:46:57,320 You don't wait for Barry. 680 00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:58,900 Now we've waited for Barry. 681 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,940 We can get the good ending with Barry, man. 682 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,260 Because Barry dies. 683 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,360 If you don't do the good ending, Barry dies. 684 00:47:06,140 --> 00:47:06,440 Hey. 685 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,120 Are you there, Jill? 686 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:09,640 Grab the rope. 687 00:47:09,940 --> 00:47:10,980 Where else would she be? 688 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:12,820 You left her down there. 689 00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:23,780 I'm sorry, Jill. 690 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,740 I didn't know that was going to happen. 691 00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:27,420 Wow. 692 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:29,780 I was really careless. 693 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,300 Are you okay, Barry? 694 00:47:33,380 --> 00:47:34,780 Maybe you're getting tired. 695 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,840 No, I'm all right. 696 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:37,700 Don't worry. 697 00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:42,700 Jill, I found something. 698 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,000 Fucking seamless. 699 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:48,500 It's so seamless. 700 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:52,860 It's like the app that New Yorkers use to order food. 701 00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:56,380 Thank you. 702 00:47:56,780 --> 00:47:58,080 I'll take this then. 703 00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:58,820 Ha ha ha. 704 00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:01,780 You're a native New Yorker. 705 00:48:06,420 --> 00:48:07,980 So now we can go down here. 706 00:48:07,980 --> 00:48:09,700 There's a rope. 707 00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:10,560 Will you descend it? 708 00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:10,980 Yeah. 709 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,080 I'll select yes. 710 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:21,520 Then we move this gravestone away. 711 00:48:21,700 --> 00:48:23,520 There is a switch below the gravestone. 712 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,980 Strange place to have a gravestone. 713 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,360 In a house basement. 714 00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:28,240 Will you push. 715 00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:30,820 Will you want to push the switch on the gravestone? 716 00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:31,980 Yeah. 717 00:48:39,980 --> 00:48:45,560 And just let's take a little moment to appreciate the rope graphics there. 718 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:51,300 And that was the Japanese lead programmer who had a real hard on for rope. 719 00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:53,920 He always put in a rope in every game. 720 00:48:54,340 --> 00:48:57,020 That was his kind of little Easter egg. 721 00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,500 Takashima Banakuda. 722 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,860 Who is the rope technician as well. 723 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,040 And yeah, it's fucking all right, man. 724 00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:09,600 Like it still holds up today, man. 725 00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:12,000 The rope still looks class today. 726 00:49:12,100 --> 00:49:14,160 That's like 2001 graphics. 727 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,880 Even though it's a 96 game, the rope looks like it's a 2001 rope. 728 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,320 I think there's a rope in the credits, yeah. 729 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,760 And clown music too. 730 00:49:39,140 --> 00:49:40,120 Here we go, man. 731 00:49:41,780 --> 00:49:42,540 Party time. 732 00:49:42,540 --> 00:49:45,160 Take this lad's head off. 733 00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:48,440 We might do a fucking messy around him. 734 00:49:48,660 --> 00:49:49,180 Yeah, we can. 735 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,020 Ample opportunity to do a messy there. 736 00:49:52,020 --> 00:49:52,020 Oh. 737 00:49:52,020 --> 00:49:52,120 Oh. 738 00:49:52,120 --> 00:50:05,180 Oh. 739 00:50:05,180 --> 00:50:05,240 Oh. 740 00:50:12,820 --> 00:50:13,720 You've unlocked it. 741 00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:16,560 You. 742 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:16,560 You. 743 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:16,560 You. 744 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:17,540 Are. 745 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:18,340 A star. 746 00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:24,560 Cook up a bit of grub here. 747 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,600 Have a little bit of a snack. 748 00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:29,600 Just to take the mind off the dusty cabinets. 749 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,540 Dusty Rhodes is actually going to be doing a fucking live stream. 750 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:36,460 Of Dino Crisis. 751 00:50:37,220 --> 00:50:39,480 Tomorrow morning at half past seven. 752 00:50:40,060 --> 00:50:40,860 On Twitch. 753 00:50:40,860 --> 00:50:40,860 On Twitch. 754 00:50:43,180 --> 00:50:45,880 This cunt is still alive. 755 00:50:46,780 --> 00:50:47,660 On my language. 756 00:50:48,380 --> 00:50:49,640 It's not getting any better. 757 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,580 Ha ha ha ha ha ha. 758 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:59,420 I think he's dead. 759 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:01,260 He went. 760 00:51:01,260 --> 00:51:05,760 I think he's still alive. 761 00:51:07,420 --> 00:51:08,640 Look at his leg there. 762 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:08,880 Look. 763 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:09,980 The fucking bottom. 764 00:51:12,060 --> 00:51:12,880 It's like a. 765 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,540 It's like a red leg. 766 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:25,420 Stamp on the head then. 767 00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:27,280 It's just the way it goes. 768 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:27,820 Like you know. 769 00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,040 Clown music is really adding to the atmosphere as well. 770 00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,800 It's making it a whole lot scarier. 771 00:51:35,980 --> 00:51:38,660 Stupid clown music was a great addition to the game. 772 00:51:39,260 --> 00:51:40,120 The lead musician. 773 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:41,620 Lead musical director. 774 00:51:41,780 --> 00:51:42,160 And this. 775 00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,280 Animation which wasn't necessary. 776 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,000 Was done by the winning streak. 777 00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:48,340 RT graphics department. 778 00:51:48,660 --> 00:51:49,620 In 1996. 779 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:51,720 There you go. 780 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:52,720 Open the door. 781 00:51:53,260 --> 00:51:55,080 It's County Carlow on the map then. 782 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:57,100 And you. 783 00:51:57,260 --> 00:51:57,620 You've. 784 00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,220 You've just won 3000 euro. 785 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:00,620 And we're. 786 00:52:00,780 --> 00:52:01,280 We'll do a. 787 00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:02,520 Lionel Messi here. 788 00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:04,180 Let him follow us around the desk. 789 00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:04,940 He's. 790 00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:05,620 He's stupid. 791 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:06,640 He's gormless. 792 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,120 Clown music is fitting enough because. 793 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:14,840 This guy. 794 00:52:17,020 --> 00:52:18,020 He's a joke. 795 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:18,920 Look at him. 796 00:52:18,980 --> 00:52:19,460 He doesn't even. 797 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:20,520 Can't get round the. 798 00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:21,620 Ha ha ha. 799 00:52:21,860 --> 00:52:22,720 Stuck at the fridge. 800 00:52:23,580 --> 00:52:24,160 Best of luck. 801 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,420 See you later man. 802 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,240 I've got stuff to be doing. 803 00:52:28,380 --> 00:52:28,800 See you later. 804 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,400 I want the whole town to see me. 805 00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:37,220 Leah Dunn. 806 00:52:37,300 --> 00:52:37,980 Thank you very much. 807 00:52:42,420 --> 00:52:43,460 When's the next live gig? 808 00:52:43,540 --> 00:52:43,940 I don't know. 809 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:45,700 No plans yet. 810 00:52:46,740 --> 00:52:48,120 There's a live gig on right now. 811 00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:49,900 It's called Francis's live stream. 812 00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:53,500 You're welcome. 813 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,260 You're welcome to come to that. 814 00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:58,640 You're welcome to come to that. 815 00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:00,000 But you're probably busy or something. 816 00:53:00,140 --> 00:53:00,420 Watching. 817 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:01,240 Some. 818 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,220 Some other shite. 819 00:53:02,340 --> 00:53:02,660 Or something. 820 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:02,900 Are you? 821 00:53:03,940 --> 00:53:05,020 Thank you very much though. 822 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:05,900 And Lucas. 823 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:07,220 Thank you. 824 00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:08,360 Thank you as well. 825 00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:09,160 Lucas. 826 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:09,920 I was thinking there. 827 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:10,520 The last day. 828 00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:10,860 I was. 829 00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:12,600 Just the next time. 830 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:12,920 I. 831 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:13,560 You were on. 832 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:15,240 I was going to say. 833 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:16,960 You're a fucking legend. 834 00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:18,760 And you're up there. 835 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:19,820 With Limmy bus stream. 836 00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:21,800 And fucking. 837 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,860 Leah. 838 00:53:24,060 --> 00:53:24,840 Leah Dunn. 839 00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:26,100 And all the boys. 840 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,420 And I don't say. 841 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:27,940 I don't. 842 00:53:27,940 --> 00:53:29,540 I don't dish out the fucking. 843 00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:30,040 Gish. 844 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:30,980 That easy. 845 00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:31,520 Like you know. 846 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:32,720 You're legends. 847 00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:36,300 Muttman is. 848 00:53:37,300 --> 00:53:37,860 He's. 849 00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:38,460 He's. 850 00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:39,240 On a fucking. 851 00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:39,820 Stag do. 852 00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:40,920 In Ennis. 853 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:42,120 And he can't do the. 854 00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:43,360 He can't do any live streams. 855 00:53:43,940 --> 00:53:44,900 He's been telling me. 856 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,640 He's getting out of the live stream game. 857 00:53:46,740 --> 00:53:46,940 As well. 858 00:53:46,940 --> 00:53:47,780 It's become an addiction. 859 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,060 And he doesn't like it. 860 00:53:49,060 --> 00:54:06,440 can you hear him drip drip drip i know where i am now the fucking piano room 861 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:11,020 the fucking piano room don't need to be in here 862 00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:28,020 jill sandwich thanks very much jill sandwich 863 00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:46,620 sorry i'm trying to there was no need to come out here i don't think we go back we were in that there's 864 00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:53,980 another room where we we have to call jordan b peterson up asking for the uh the situation 865 00:54:53,980 --> 00:55:01,840 chili hash thank you very much uh you were a colleen set it was pretty fucking good wasn't it 866 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:12,180 jeez it was hard they were all good hang on there's no need there would be no need to go up there 867 00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:13,920 unless there was a reason to go up there so i 868 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:24,560 i don't know shout out to the 869 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:31,520 shout out to the boys in uh 870 00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:40,120 in brie for chili hash hope you're keeping well let's 871 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:47,120 now let's move around the table 872 00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:07,320 these dickheads here now we're gonna have to do a fucking leo messi in the next the next cunt 873 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:15,920 oh 874 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:37,520 see you later that lad just lashed the head go dole what the fuck there's no door here there's nothing here oh 875 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:50,120 fuck now i need to kill anything on sight i can't take any chances now otherwise it's gonna be back to square one again 876 00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:55,080 fuck 877 00:56:55,080 --> 00:57:09,720 where the fuck am i going man there's another room that i need to go into that i 878 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:21,680 i'll be waiting 879 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:26,860 thanks very much steel man 880 00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:33,460 oh man imagine if we have to restart again and another night wasted 881 00:57:33,460 --> 00:57:42,020 another night down the fucking pisser muttman 3000 882 00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:45,380 release another bag of chips 883 00:57:45,380 --> 00:57:56,180 welcome to the stream anyway this is the stream of your dream and we're gonna take it 884 00:57:56,180 --> 00:58:03,300 into 2019 which we're already in but you're uh you're living back in 1996 while we play this game 885 00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:11,700 so bringing you into the future killian willian as well says seamus from galway's bought an 886 00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:15,540 eight-bedroom villa in bulgaria after a chat with eddie hobbs boom time 887 00:58:16,820 --> 00:58:22,580 seamus the dwarf i'm not sure if he has or if that's true but he's very famous that lad 888 00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:25,620 the elevator doesn't seem to stop 889 00:58:33,140 --> 00:58:41,780 the fuck 890 00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:41,780 the fuck 891 00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:43,860 the fuck 892 00:58:43,860 --> 00:58:45,060 oh fuck 893 00:58:45,060 --> 00:58:53,060 yeah alan of the helmet key yeah but there's a hunter here now hunter s thompson he's gonna kill me 894 00:58:53,060 --> 00:58:58,260 flame round him how i just flame round the cunt 895 00:58:58,260 --> 00:59:05,260 *Gunshot* 896 00:59:05,260 --> 00:59:07,260 *Gunshot* 897 00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:27,260 *Odangirling* 898 00:59:27,260 --> 00:59:34,260 *Odangirling* 899 00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:36,260 *Odangirling* 900 00:59:36,260 --> 00:59:41,260 *Odangirling* 901 00:59:47,260 --> 00:59:49,260 *Odangirling* 902 00:59:54,260 --> 00:59:56,260 Resident Evil. 903 00:59:56,260 --> 01:00:01,260 *Odangirling* 904 01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:03,260 Thanks Suzanne Vega, thank you very much. 905 01:00:03,260 --> 01:00:06,260 *Odangirling* 906 01:00:06,260 --> 01:00:07,260 Thank you very much. 907 01:00:07,260 --> 01:00:09,260 *Odangirling* 908 01:00:09,260 --> 01:00:14,260 *Odangirling* 909 01:00:14,260 --> 01:00:17,260 *Odangirling* 910 01:00:17,260 --> 01:00:20,260 Another pre-recorded stream on the way Landormand. 911 01:00:20,260 --> 01:00:21,260 What are you on about? 912 01:00:21,260 --> 01:00:25,260 *Odangirling* 913 01:00:25,260 --> 01:00:26,260 *Odangirling* 914 01:00:26,260 --> 01:00:27,260 Weenie Deenie, thank you. 915 01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:28,260 *Odangirling* 916 01:00:28,260 --> 01:00:30,260 *Odangirling* 917 01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:31,260 *Odangirling* 918 01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:32,260 *Odangirling* 919 01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:33,260 *Odangirling* 920 01:00:33,260 --> 01:00:34,260 *Odangirling* 921 01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:36,040 IT tomorrow. 922 01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,880 It hasn't been built yet, but he's gonna bring 923 01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:41,040 down a fucking sack of golden doorknobs 924 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,180 and smelt 925 01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:44,500 it down for cash. 926 01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,600 Then he's gonna fucking 927 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,840 teach you. He's gonna be head lecturer 928 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:50,760 there. It's gonna be called Hobbes IT. 929 01:00:58,820 --> 01:00:59,380 Ah. 930 01:00:59,380 --> 01:00:59,880 Ah. 931 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:05,440 Fuck. 932 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:06,760 Fuck. 933 01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:11,620 I said to you the last day 934 01:01:11,620 --> 01:01:13,300 I'd play this 935 01:01:13,300 --> 01:01:15,480 so that you didn't have to endure the bullshit, 936 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,360 but I thought when I got on it today, I was like, 937 01:01:17,860 --> 01:01:19,320 no way am I fucking playing this, 938 01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:20,280 not on the stream, man. 939 01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:22,860 You can go fuck. 940 01:01:23,740 --> 01:01:25,780 You're either in it for the hard schlank, 941 01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:28,940 or you're gonna fucking chicken out 942 01:01:28,940 --> 01:01:30,080 and hit the Bobo Town. 943 01:01:32,980 --> 01:01:33,960 Makes no odds to me. 944 01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:35,000 I'm still gonna play it anyway. 945 01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:36,160 I'm gonna get through this. 946 01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,260 Gotta get through this. 947 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:40,620 Dane Bowers, was it? 948 01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:44,840 Wow. 949 01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:46,960 Explosive rounds. 950 01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:49,720 Explosive rounds. 951 01:01:49,860 --> 01:01:50,720 Flame rounds. 952 01:01:51,460 --> 01:01:52,920 Acid rounds. Where are the acid rounds? 953 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:53,720 They're in the house. 954 01:01:58,500 --> 01:01:59,640 Okay, okay, okay. 955 01:01:59,640 --> 01:01:59,960 Okay, okay. 956 01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:00,260 Okay, okay. 957 01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:01,000 Let's do this. 958 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:01,620 Let's do this. 959 01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:02,340 Let's do this. 960 01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:09,920 Gonna do it in class as well. 961 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,780 I'm actually looking forward to getting to the snake now. 962 01:02:12,860 --> 01:02:15,340 I'm gonna fucking blast him with the acid rounds. 963 01:02:15,460 --> 01:02:17,420 Take him out really handily like that. 964 01:02:17,980 --> 01:02:19,020 No messing around. 965 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:24,680 No snake getting onto my neck or deep vein zambosis. 966 01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:26,920 Thanks very much, Laura McNamara. 967 01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:29,160 Sean Heffernan is looking to buy a new car, 968 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,920 but could do with Eddie Hobbs for advice. 969 01:02:31,020 --> 01:02:31,320 P.S. 970 01:02:31,340 --> 01:02:31,740 You're mighty. 971 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:34,380 Yeah, well, I mean, you need to get onto Eddie Hobbs. 972 01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:35,280 I think he's on Twitter. 973 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:36,680 He might respond to you. 974 01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:42,960 Michael Coulter, how are you? 975 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,500 I'm gonna get the herbs into me now. 976 01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:48,540 I have the Da Vinci charged up. 977 01:03:02,820 --> 01:03:05,760 You hammered your hunter. 978 01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:05,860 Brad? 979 01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:08,440 It's broken. 980 01:03:17,980 --> 01:03:18,720 Can anybody? 981 01:03:19,340 --> 01:03:20,280 Can someone stop? 982 01:03:20,540 --> 01:03:22,080 We need to stop this plane fast. 983 01:03:22,180 --> 01:03:23,300 It's carrying a load of bombs. 984 01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:25,100 Someone told me it's got. 985 01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:25,940 There's a bomb on the plane. 986 01:03:26,020 --> 01:03:26,880 You need to stop the plane now. 987 01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:28,040 Stop the plane now. 988 01:03:31,380 --> 01:03:32,200 Excellent stuff. 989 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,800 Now. 990 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,780 Where do we find these little herbines? 991 01:03:37,860 --> 01:03:38,300 Here we go. 992 01:03:39,100 --> 01:03:39,480 Beautiful. 993 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:40,180 Beautiful. 994 01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:45,180 What was Brad on anyway? 995 01:03:45,180 --> 01:03:45,940 What's Brad... 996 01:03:45,940 --> 01:03:46,940 What's his game? 997 01:03:51,140 --> 01:03:52,380 Brad Friedle, is it? 998 01:03:53,020 --> 01:03:53,880 Safe hands. 999 01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:54,220 No. 1000 01:03:54,220 --> 01:04:09,280 And a shout out to Tommy. 1001 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:10,780 Who's driving the bus. 1002 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:11,820 In Clear Mars. 1003 01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:12,540 To Castle Bar. 1004 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,480 And he makes a savage egg pudding and beans. 1005 01:04:17,980 --> 01:04:20,160 Big shout out to all the Hong Kong boys. 1006 01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:21,800 Out in Kowloon. 1007 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:24,020 Who have a football team out there. 1008 01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:25,380 I've never heard of it myself. 1009 01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:27,840 But I know that they have fairly active leagues out there. 1010 01:04:31,420 --> 01:04:32,200 What a man. 1011 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:32,200 What a man. 1012 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:32,800 What a man. 1013 01:04:32,860 --> 01:04:33,380 What a man. 1014 01:04:33,460 --> 01:04:34,700 What a mighty good man. 1015 01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:37,660 What a man. 1016 01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:38,340 What a man. 1017 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:39,040 What a man. 1018 01:04:39,140 --> 01:04:39,780 What a mighty. 1019 01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:41,700 A mighty good man. 1020 01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:44,980 A mighty mighty sound skin. 1021 01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:47,880 What a snake. 1022 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:48,520 What a snake. 1023 01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:49,280 What a snake. 1024 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:57,180 What a fucking little snake. 1025 01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,220 I wring his fucking neck. 1026 01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:01,500 Yeah. 1027 01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:02,640 What a snake. 1028 01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:03,320 What a snake. 1029 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:03,960 What a snake. 1030 01:05:04,060 --> 01:05:05,540 What a little fucking snake. 1031 01:05:10,980 --> 01:05:12,920 When I see him, I'll fucking kill him. 1032 01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,220 They have very active J-leagues out in Japan. 1033 01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:21,820 I heard Grandpus 8 are actually after snapping you up on a free contract. 1034 01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:28,180 What a herb. 1035 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:28,800 What a herb. 1036 01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:29,440 What a herb. 1037 01:05:29,580 --> 01:05:30,980 What a mighty green herb. 1038 01:05:46,220 --> 01:05:50,460 I wasn't on the herbs yesterday, but I was on them last night. 1039 01:05:50,460 --> 01:05:57,360 Herb Dean, is it? 1040 01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:03,880 Oh, fuck me, man. 1041 01:06:03,900 --> 01:06:04,400 This again. 1042 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:07,400 Winning streak. 1043 01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:11,640 Get ready for me to make the fucking winning streak joke again. 1044 01:06:11,780 --> 01:06:12,860 That's not going to get annoying. 1045 01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:14,880 We go through this now. 1046 01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:15,800 Loch Lomond. 1047 01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:17,420 Fucking golf links. 1048 01:06:17,420 --> 01:06:25,540 Oh, fuck. 1049 01:06:26,220 --> 01:06:27,780 Get the fucking acid round out, man. 1050 01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:29,600 Get the acid round, this cunt in the head. 1051 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,460 I wonder, can you run away from Hunter S when he gets in? 1052 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:41,140 You hammered your herb. 1053 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:42,420 You hammered the hunter. 1054 01:06:43,020 --> 01:06:44,040 You hammered your hunter. 1055 01:06:47,780 --> 01:06:48,840 Here we go, man. 1056 01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:50,520 Spuds in space. 1057 01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:51,660 Open the door. 1058 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,540 It's 3,000 euro. 1059 01:06:53,620 --> 01:06:54,120 Well done. 1060 01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:55,160 Well done, Mary. 1061 01:06:56,900 --> 01:07:00,940 You're going to be driving on holiday, all the way on holiday, in your brand new events. 1062 01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:02,220 See? 1063 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,900 Good night and God bless. 1064 01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:08,520 Rest in pieces. 1065 01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:10,260 Rest in pieces. 1066 01:07:11,260 --> 01:07:12,640 Good night and God bless. 1067 01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:14,100 You're fucked. 1068 01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:22,780 A real kick in the teeth to the hunter there. 1069 01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:26,700 Oh God. 1070 01:07:26,820 --> 01:07:27,420 Here we go again. 1071 01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:30,340 I can't fuck. 1072 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:38,640 Here we go. 1073 01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:41,160 Fuck you. 1074 01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:43,060 Get back up. 1075 01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:43,820 Bam. 1076 01:07:44,980 --> 01:07:46,020 Remington Steele. 1077 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:46,880 Bam. 1078 01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:48,180 Screamer. 1079 01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:49,480 Creamy Screamer. 1080 01:07:49,940 --> 01:07:50,900 Little claws on him. 1081 01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,220 Fucking poor little bastard, man. 1082 01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:54,240 Look at his little claws. 1083 01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:00,440 He had a bright future ahead of him as well, the cunt. 1084 01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:02,720 He'd done a PLC secretarial. 1085 01:08:03,060 --> 01:08:06,320 And he could do 500 words a minute on Mavis Beacon. 1086 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,180 Little clawings on him. 1087 01:08:08,900 --> 01:08:11,600 The only problem was, he couldn't use a smart phone. 1088 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,080 He wasn't smart enough. 1089 01:08:13,820 --> 01:08:22,700 When he was swiping, the nails, like the keratin nails aren't, they don't work on a screen of a phone. 1090 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:29,420 So he'd have to fucking, when he was checking his updates, he'd have to use like his nose on the phone. 1091 01:08:30,060 --> 01:08:32,580 Have you ever been so lazy that you can't be bothered? 1092 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:35,700 Or you use your nose to fucking swipe up and down on the phone. 1093 01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:37,200 Yeah. 1094 01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:40,320 Anyway, let's move on. 1095 01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:45,060 Or you've got shit on your hands and you can't, you can't do it and you have to use your fucking nose. 1096 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:47,540 I'll put some bullets in the back room. 1097 01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:51,440 I'll put some bullets in you if you're not careful talking to me like that. 1098 01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:56,060 Use them in case of trouble, says Barry. 1099 01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:56,720 Love, Barry. 1100 01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:57,460 See you later. 1101 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,180 Barry leaving little love letters around the gaff. 1102 01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:08,360 Now we'll pick all this stuff up. 1103 01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:08,420 Now we'll pick all this stuff up. 1104 01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:08,420 Now we'll pick all this stuff up. 1105 01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:12,540 And we'll see how we get on. 1106 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,420 Oh, man. 1107 01:09:16,420 --> 01:09:17,620 Are you serious, man? 1108 01:09:17,620 --> 01:09:20,340 Are you serious, man? 1109 01:09:20,860 --> 01:09:23,120 Are you fucking serious, man? 1110 01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:36,120 Seven seconds away. 1111 01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:37,640 I'll be waiting. 1112 01:09:37,900 --> 01:09:39,240 Boko do saiki, man. 1113 01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:41,060 Seven seconds away. 1114 01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:50,260 Two pound for your trouble. 1115 01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,080 Thanks very much for the two euro. 1116 01:09:52,180 --> 01:09:53,360 I'll be living in a bubble. 1117 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:55,400 You don't know me because it's been too long. 1118 01:09:55,740 --> 01:09:56,520 Where are you, son? 1119 01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:57,540 What you at these days? 1120 01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:58,380 Have you gone wrong? 1121 01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:01,980 Thanks for the two squiddly diddlies. 1122 01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,940 Make me feel really giddy. 1123 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:08,020 When I go down to the shop and spend them on the hubba-bubbas. 1124 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,420 Buy a packet of crisps. 1125 01:10:09,660 --> 01:10:10,580 Give it to your mother. 1126 01:10:11,300 --> 01:10:12,460 And one for your brother. 1127 01:10:12,460 --> 01:10:21,820 I'll be spitting straight bars, 1128 01:10:21,980 --> 01:10:25,520 driving around in your dad's cars every night of the week. 1129 01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:29,360 He lets me ride inside them because he said it's how it should be. 1130 01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:32,820 He doesn't believe that he's man enough to drive what he owns. 1131 01:10:32,940 --> 01:10:37,020 So he gets me on the motherfucking phone every night around 3 a.m. 1132 01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:38,540 He says, can you come around now? 1133 01:10:38,620 --> 01:10:39,780 I've left the fucking car out. 1134 01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:40,800 The engine running, Clem. 1135 01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:41,500 Drive it. 1136 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:48,540 I said that's no problem, man. 1137 01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:50,620 Go back to bed with your wife. 1138 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:52,540 And I'll get back to you when I can. 1139 01:10:52,820 --> 01:10:55,280 Gonna drive your car all night around the town. 1140 01:10:56,940 --> 01:10:57,940 Picking lads up. 1141 01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:02,380 And going to find the clown who made the music for Resident Evil 1. 1142 01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:07,160 Uh, uh, uh, yeah. 1143 01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:09,720 How you arid artifact. 1144 01:11:10,220 --> 01:11:11,760 From the wrong side of the track. 1145 01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:16,820 Thanks very much for that infectious donation that you just laid the foundations for. 1146 01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:18,640 Inside my brain, y'all. 1147 01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:20,760 Also the Foz 2. 1148 01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:22,000 I'm looking at you. 1149 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,440 Thanks for the one euro. 1150 01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:28,880 I'm not feeling blue every time you come into this chat room with that little tippy whippy shit. 1151 01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:30,100 Mr. Whippy shit. 1152 01:11:30,220 --> 01:11:32,100 Give you a nice cone or a tub of it. 1153 01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:35,400 And then you feel like shit when you've had too much of it. 1154 01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:36,900 I want the whole town to see me. 1155 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:40,400 Slightly obese geese. 1156 01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:42,900 Every time I watch you, you generally have me in tears. 1157 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:43,920 I hope not, man. 1158 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,080 Tears are like fears. 1159 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:46,900 They stream down your cheek. 1160 01:11:47,260 --> 01:11:52,220 Make you feel like you've just had a big fat pile of bleak puddin. 1161 01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:56,480 Which is something that you won't get to have unless you actually go out to Bleak Castle. 1162 01:11:57,120 --> 01:12:00,520 You need to pack your wallet because I heard it's actually fucking expensive. 1163 01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:02,320 Not as bad as the Ice House though. 1164 01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,020 Not as bad as the Ice House though. 1165 01:12:05,380 --> 01:12:06,020 Heh heh. 1166 01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:09,220 Thanks for the five. 1167 01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:10,560 Make me feeling really alive. 1168 01:12:10,740 --> 01:12:13,520 Every time I get on the stream and I fucking start to jive. 1169 01:12:13,980 --> 01:12:15,380 To Mike Denver and the boys. 1170 01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:16,520 Charlie Pride. 1171 01:12:26,940 --> 01:12:28,680 It was Pride weekend there. 1172 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:29,480 Pride day. 1173 01:12:29,580 --> 01:12:31,620 I went down to Dublin to see what the story was. 1174 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:34,100 I was expecting Charlie Pride to be doing a live show. 1175 01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:37,440 But all I got was everybody with their rainbows. 1176 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:38,740 Dancing around. 1177 01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:41,020 There was a lad with his schlong out around the town. 1178 01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:44,200 Oh, why'd the fucking beat go? 1179 01:12:44,340 --> 01:12:45,340 The beat went away, man. 1180 01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:46,500 I'm sorry. 1181 01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:50,760 Oh. 1182 01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:51,480 Oh. 1183 01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:52,240 Yeah. 1184 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:53,000 Yeah. 1185 01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:53,880 Alright. 1186 01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:54,440 Alright. 1187 01:12:54,620 --> 01:12:54,900 Alright. 1188 01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:55,380 Alright. 1189 01:12:55,620 --> 01:12:55,940 Alright. 1190 01:12:56,220 --> 01:12:56,440 Yeah. 1191 01:12:56,620 --> 01:12:56,780 Yeah. 1192 01:12:56,860 --> 01:12:57,000 Yeah. 1193 01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:57,240 Yeah. 1194 01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:57,580 Okay. 1195 01:12:57,700 --> 01:12:57,940 Okay. 1196 01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:58,280 Okay. 1197 01:12:58,280 --> 01:12:58,680 Okay. 1198 01:12:58,680 --> 01:12:58,920 Okay. 1199 01:12:59,060 --> 01:12:59,460 Okay. 1200 01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:03,440 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1201 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:15,220 Someone saw the stream the other day. 1202 01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:16,580 His name wasn't Neil. 1203 01:13:16,820 --> 01:13:19,800 And he genuinely asked me if I was okay in the head. 1204 01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:22,020 I said, yeah. 1205 01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:23,260 I like fucking doing it, man. 1206 01:13:23,540 --> 01:13:24,180 What's wrong with it? 1207 01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:26,840 He said, I don't think you're all right. 1208 01:13:26,940 --> 01:13:27,840 I said, I'm fine. 1209 01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:32,540 It's you that's got the problem, man. 1210 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:33,780 You're messing with my mind. 1211 01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:34,540 Display name. 1212 01:13:34,780 --> 01:13:35,500 Tell you to me. 1213 01:13:35,780 --> 01:13:36,880 Clearly you can't pass the phone. 1214 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:41,540 I want to say thank you to Neil and display name. 1215 01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:42,780 Here I am, Lord. 1216 01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:43,420 Even B- 1217 01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:47,040 Even B-Y-D and Ivanka Trump. 1218 01:13:49,780 --> 01:13:51,500 I'm feeling the schlump now. 1219 01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:53,560 So I'm going to get back to the game now. 1220 01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:56,180 Here I am, Lord. 1221 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:57,620 Here I am, Lord. 1222 01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:02,840 Here I am, Lord. 1223 01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:05,800 It is I, Lord. 1224 01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:10,980 I have heard you wanking in the night. 1225 01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:14,940 I will go now. 1226 01:14:15,820 --> 01:14:17,800 If you squeeze me. 1227 01:14:18,980 --> 01:14:23,340 I have left my people in shite. 1228 01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:27,760 Catholic mass. 1229 01:14:29,220 --> 01:14:31,500 I beat your ass with the mass. 1230 01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:36,180 Fuck me, man. 1231 01:14:36,620 --> 01:14:37,660 Thank you very much. 1232 01:14:37,740 --> 01:14:38,500 Can't believe it, man. 1233 01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:45,500 *laughs* 1234 01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:50,500 *sad music* 1235 01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:53,500 Anaconda G for 20 yo! 1236 01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:54,500 *sad music* 1237 01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:58,500 With a sick tight flow, about to be unleashed. 1238 01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:01,500 Make sure you put the fuckin' beast in its box! 1239 01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:08,500 Put the beast in the box! He's actually causing a fucking chaos down the town there, he's just mauled someone. 1240 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:14,500 That tourist got off the bus, the beast went and fucking sucked him in his puss. 1241 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:18,500 Started to eat his head, like the fucking zombie in this game man. 1242 01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:20,500 I said you best go to bed. 1243 01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:24,500 He's looked at me and said I'm a beast. I can't fucking go to sleep. 1244 01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:32,500 Every time I go home, I'm kept awake watching TV3, waiting for Joe Rogan to do the weather report on Cratom. 1245 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:35,500 *sad music* 1246 01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:38,500 Right. We go now, we go. 1247 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:43,500 *sad music* 1248 01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:45,500 Thank you very much. 1249 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:47,500 *sad music* 1250 01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:49,500 *sad music* 1251 01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:51,500 *sad music* 1252 01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:55,500 *sad music* 1253 01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:57,500 I'm obsessed with TV3. 1254 01:15:57,500 --> 01:15:59,500 *sad music* 1255 01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:01,500 I don't watch it. 1256 01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:03,500 Virgin Media 1 as it's known now. 1257 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:05,500 *sad music* 1258 01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:09,500 *sad music* 1259 01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:11,500 It's like the ITV of... 1260 01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:13,500 It's like the Irish ITV. 1261 01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:15,500 *sad music* 1262 01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:17,500 *sad music* 1263 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:20,940 I'll put this away. 1264 01:16:21,900 --> 01:16:23,220 Steph, thank you very much. 1265 01:16:24,020 --> 01:16:24,780 I appreciate that. 1266 01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:26,240 And Anacondagy and Evan. 1267 01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:28,120 And here I am, Lord. 1268 01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:29,700 And display name. 1269 01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:31,840 And Neil. 1270 01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:33,580 Slightly obese geese. 1271 01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:34,240 The Foz. 1272 01:16:34,700 --> 01:16:35,500 Arid artifact. 1273 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:36,880 Two pound for your trouble. 1274 01:16:39,020 --> 01:16:39,620 Unbelievable. 1275 01:16:39,620 --> 01:16:51,080 Oh, I'm sick of this fucking shit. 1276 01:17:04,420 --> 01:17:09,440 Kind of glad I did stream and download because I would have done this and died repeatedly. 1277 01:17:09,820 --> 01:17:11,900 Without you seeing the breakdown I was having. 1278 01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:15,620 And I feel as though that's at least something. 1279 01:17:15,740 --> 01:17:17,300 At least I gave you the breakdown, you know. 1280 01:17:20,700 --> 01:17:22,280 This fucking eget down here. 1281 01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:24,200 He's a slimer. 1282 01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:26,300 Fucking slime ball. 1283 01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:29,300 Acid round to the back now. 1284 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:30,900 Watch this now. 1285 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,940 If you're interested in seeing what I thought the animation looked like. 1286 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:37,340 When I blast this Hunter S. Thompson in the back with the acid round. 1287 01:17:37,860 --> 01:17:40,240 He does like a little stretch like he's getting out of bed. 1288 01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:46,540 It's not funny. 1289 01:17:46,660 --> 01:17:47,740 It's neither here nor there. 1290 01:17:47,820 --> 01:17:49,080 It's just something, an observation. 1291 01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:50,300 I thought I'd share it with you. 1292 01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:52,700 Here we go. 1293 01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,620 And he listens to the scream. 1294 01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:58,380 Watch the stretch. 1295 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:01,880 Oh, he didn't do it. 1296 01:18:02,060 --> 01:18:02,380 Fuck it. 1297 01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:03,920 All that for nothing. 1298 01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:06,220 Waste time. 1299 01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:08,320 Is this a fucking locked room here? 1300 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:08,560 Is it? 1301 01:18:10,700 --> 01:18:11,560 An armor. 1302 01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:13,860 Oh, there's the other fucking key, isn't there? 1303 01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:15,240 Go down there. 1304 01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:28,580 Someone was saying the last stage, you not get cramps in your stomach when you eat fruit later on. 1305 01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:30,140 I said no. 1306 01:18:30,540 --> 01:18:31,680 And then when I went home. 1307 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:35,500 Or to bed even. 1308 01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:40,120 I was fucking cramped out of it, man. 1309 01:18:41,220 --> 01:18:42,200 Cramping my style. 1310 01:18:43,300 --> 01:18:45,220 It was like they preempted it. 1311 01:18:51,020 --> 01:18:52,060 Preemptive crampage. 1312 01:18:56,740 --> 01:18:57,680 I'll turn that down. 1313 01:18:57,820 --> 01:18:58,460 The bother boots. 1314 01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:05,840 Jill is wearing a pair of Dr. Martin's boots. 1315 01:19:06,620 --> 01:19:09,220 Are they Dr. Martin's or are they fucking... 1316 01:19:10,700 --> 01:19:12,320 What are the other ones? 1317 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:12,860 The Grungers. 1318 01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:15,180 The Slipknot fans would wear. 1319 01:19:15,820 --> 01:19:16,500 New Rock. 1320 01:19:19,060 --> 01:19:21,160 What was the point of New Rock boots, man? 1321 01:19:21,260 --> 01:19:22,060 You know, they were... 1322 01:19:22,060 --> 01:19:23,340 Wearing... 1323 01:19:23,340 --> 01:19:26,660 Owning and wearing a pair of New Rock boots was only going to limit... 1324 01:19:26,660 --> 01:19:28,140 Your physical capability... 1325 01:19:28,140 --> 01:19:32,480 Not only your physical capability to move freely and, you know... 1326 01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:34,940 Responsively to different situations. 1327 01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:36,820 But, I mean... 1328 01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:38,160 It's not even great... 1329 01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:40,200 It wouldn't even be great attire for... 1330 01:19:41,420 --> 01:19:44,760 Most social situations, I would have imagined. 1331 01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:48,220 Chuck Taylors. 1332 01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,080 You're probably better off with the Chuck... 1333 01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:50,700 The Chuckies. 1334 01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:55,920 It's like Chucky Pickles from fucking Rugrats, man. 1335 01:19:56,580 --> 01:19:57,120 Now... 1336 01:19:57,120 --> 01:20:00,120 Mansion Key activated. 1337 01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:01,900 Stand clear. 1338 01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:21,500 We're down the Stag's head now. 1339 01:20:22,060 --> 01:20:23,280 Dame Street. 1340 01:20:23,700 --> 01:20:24,120 Pints. 1341 01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:25,600 Come quick. 1342 01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:28,480 Expensive pints to be had. 1343 01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:36,480 Fucking hell. 1344 01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:37,160 Body bags. 1345 01:20:37,260 --> 01:20:38,900 It looks like there's a body in the bed look. 1346 01:20:44,980 --> 01:20:45,520 What's this? 1347 01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:46,860 Magnum Bullets. 1348 01:20:46,860 --> 01:20:47,400 Is it lighter? 1349 01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:48,080 Great stuff. 1350 01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:49,720 We can use that on the fire down the hallway. 1351 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:51,560 Great stuff. 1352 01:20:52,700 --> 01:20:54,160 Really getting into this game now. 1353 01:20:54,260 --> 01:20:54,820 We're not gonna... 1354 01:20:54,820 --> 01:20:55,520 We're not gonna... 1355 01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:57,640 Fuck it up. 1356 01:20:57,860 --> 01:20:58,740 Something in the bed. 1357 01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:00,260 A clip. 1358 01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:01,380 Yeah. 1359 01:21:01,580 --> 01:21:02,140 We'll take that. 1360 01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:06,120 There's a red herb down there. 1361 01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:07,040 Don't need it though. 1362 01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:08,200 Don't need it. 1363 01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:09,720 Can we go in between the beds? 1364 01:21:09,900 --> 01:21:10,240 You can. 1365 01:21:10,620 --> 01:21:11,820 Anything to be had down here? 1366 01:21:12,060 --> 01:21:12,240 No? 1367 01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:13,320 What about... 1368 01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:14,400 Did you check under the quilt? 1369 01:21:16,860 --> 01:21:17,500 I wonder... 1370 01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:18,460 Is there an electric blanket? 1371 01:21:18,580 --> 01:21:19,280 Can you... 1372 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:22,260 Keep that and put it in your backpack and then sell it for fucking parts? 1373 01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:22,880 Strip it. 1374 01:21:23,300 --> 01:21:24,420 Sell it for parts later on. 1375 01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:32,700 Might do an unboxing of an electric blanket. 1376 01:21:32,940 --> 01:21:36,980 We'll strip the electric blanket on stream one of the days and see how it works and see what's in it. 1377 01:21:39,180 --> 01:21:43,000 You weren't allowed to have an electric blanket as a kid because you kept pissing the bed. 1378 01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:46,560 And your mammy thought that you'd go frazz frazz. 1379 01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:51,380 Whoa. 1380 01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:52,740 Nice fucking fish tank, man. 1381 01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:53,760 Where are the goldfish, though? 1382 01:21:54,460 --> 01:21:55,120 You lost them. 1383 01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:57,380 Here we go. 1384 01:21:57,660 --> 01:21:59,960 We might get JB on the fucking... 1385 01:21:59,960 --> 01:22:01,420 The dog and bony. 1386 01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:02,960 If we can find him... 1387 01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:06,960 If we can find him... 1388 01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:12,160 Let's see. 1389 01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:29,760 JB. 1390 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,020 What's the story? 1391 01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:34,460 Morning glory, man. 1392 01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:35,840 We've got another... 1393 01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:37,560 We've got another text... 1394 01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:39,660 For you to read here. 1395 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:42,440 And people are wondering if you could read it for us. 1396 01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:43,480 What are you at? 1397 01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:44,760 Are you cleaning your room again, is it? 1398 01:22:45,660 --> 01:22:47,720 That room must be fucking clean. 1399 01:22:47,960 --> 01:22:49,180 It must be clean as houses. 1400 01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:53,060 How long a day do you spend cleaning the room? 1401 01:22:55,180 --> 01:22:55,540 Yeah. 1402 01:22:56,660 --> 01:23:00,100 And you charge Patreon for the room clean then, do you? 1403 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:02,260 No way. 1404 01:23:04,020 --> 01:23:04,600 Alright, man. 1405 01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:05,680 Licking. 1406 01:23:05,860 --> 01:23:10,940 We're going to go and play this now and you can do a little spiel on it. 1407 01:23:11,380 --> 01:23:11,900 Jordan B. 1408 01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:13,680 Jordan Spiel Peterson. 1409 01:23:15,740 --> 01:23:16,880 I'm only messing with you. 1410 01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:18,380 Cheers, man. 1411 01:23:19,260 --> 01:23:19,580 Gluck. 1412 01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:23,240 No, no, no, no. 1413 01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:24,620 I'm fucking working tomorrow. 1414 01:23:25,340 --> 01:23:25,760 Yeah, yeah. 1415 01:23:25,860 --> 01:23:26,220 No problem. 1416 01:23:26,220 --> 01:23:26,260 No problem. 1417 01:23:26,260 --> 01:23:26,460 No problem. 1418 01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:40,400 Hello. 1419 01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:42,400 Hello. 1420 01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:45,620 Welcome to the Resident Evil stream. 1421 01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:46,620 I hope you clean your room. 1422 01:23:46,620 --> 01:23:48,360 I hope you clean your room. 1423 01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:51,940 Not only clean your room, but learn what it takes to become a man. 1424 01:23:51,940 --> 01:23:54,300 In the world, the hard, real world. 1425 01:23:54,420 --> 01:23:54,940 Wake up. 1426 01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:56,460 Wake up. 1427 01:23:58,320 --> 01:23:59,340 Set your alarm. 1428 01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:02,300 Set your alarm clock five times. 1429 01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:08,420 One for every hour of the day to remind yourself why you aren't doing what you're meant to be doing. 1430 01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:10,540 Why are you not doing that? 1431 01:24:10,540 --> 01:24:13,140 Why don't you do what you're meant to do? 1432 01:24:15,420 --> 01:24:16,360 What's it all about? 1433 01:24:19,060 --> 01:24:20,020 What is life? 1434 01:24:21,020 --> 01:24:24,740 Life is like a lobster in a restaurant with its head. 1435 01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:27,660 Its head is about to be impaled with a big spike. 1436 01:24:28,820 --> 01:24:30,960 Big giant spike in its head. 1437 01:24:31,420 --> 01:24:32,420 With black eyes. 1438 01:24:32,820 --> 01:24:35,160 And people say that the lobster can't feel pain. 1439 01:24:35,620 --> 01:24:40,540 They said the lobster can't feel pain because it doesn't know what it means to be a man and a lobster. 1440 01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:42,320 Yeah, Peterson. 1441 01:24:43,700 --> 01:24:44,180 Yes? 1442 01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:46,940 Read the fucking text, hey. 1443 01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:48,540 You're talking shite. 1444 01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:50,300 I'm sorry. 1445 01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:52,620 Let's do this. 1446 01:24:54,620 --> 01:24:56,000 Researchers will. 1447 01:24:57,620 --> 01:24:58,340 It's a letter. 1448 01:24:59,820 --> 01:25:01,680 The top of the letter is missing. 1449 01:25:01,980 --> 01:25:03,220 The remaining says, 1450 01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:06,020 Yes. 1451 01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:08,320 I'm infected. 1452 01:25:09,220 --> 01:25:10,860 I did everything I could, 1453 01:25:11,660 --> 01:25:16,020 but could only delay the progress by a few days. 1454 01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:27,320 The most frightening thing is that I forget more about you by the day. 1455 01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:28,740 Yeah, Peterson. 1456 01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:31,180 Why did you say about, man? 1457 01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:32,840 It says fucking about. 1458 01:25:34,140 --> 01:25:34,440 About. 1459 01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:37,760 Yeah, why did you say it like that? 1460 01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:39,680 It's the way I talk. 1461 01:25:40,180 --> 01:25:41,160 It's the way I walk. 1462 01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:42,860 It's the way I operate. 1463 01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:46,880 Wake up, bucko. 1464 01:25:48,780 --> 01:25:50,380 Wake up and smell the cheese. 1465 01:25:52,140 --> 01:25:55,700 Because five years, ten years, six years from now, 1466 01:25:55,820 --> 01:25:58,680 you're going to be staring down the barrel of a wormhole. 1467 01:25:59,820 --> 01:26:01,740 And I'm not going to be there to pull you out. 1468 01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:03,320 Out. 1469 01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:04,680 Out. 1470 01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:05,940 Out. 1471 01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:07,260 Out. 1472 01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:08,580 Out. 1473 01:26:09,580 --> 01:26:10,020 Out. 1474 01:26:12,020 --> 01:26:12,380 Out. 1475 01:26:13,520 --> 01:26:14,000 Out. 1476 01:26:16,820 --> 01:26:18,700 Yeah, Peterson, you're fucked, hey. 1477 01:26:21,420 --> 01:26:27,420 The most frightening thing is that I forget more about you every by the day. 1478 01:26:28,300 --> 01:26:33,560 So I chose a peaceful death rather than becoming the living dead. 1479 01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:40,560 By the way, have you checked out my latest two-hour podcast with Joe Rogan, 1480 01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:44,560 where we discuss life and all of the big questions? 1481 01:26:45,820 --> 01:26:51,060 All of the big questions, me, two intellectual heavyweights of the world, 1482 01:26:52,540 --> 01:26:57,380 just riffing off each other hard and fast, hard and fast, 1483 01:26:57,860 --> 01:27:02,720 like two giant lobsters inside the restaurant of life. 1484 01:27:03,860 --> 01:27:06,900 Yeah, Peterson, hey, you're talking shite. 1485 01:27:08,620 --> 01:27:14,340 Within an hour, within an hour, I will have entered my eternal sleep. 1486 01:27:14,820 --> 01:27:18,400 I do hope you'll understand my decision. 1487 01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:22,000 Goodbye, and forever yours. 1488 01:27:24,060 --> 01:27:26,020 Martin Crackhorn. 1489 01:27:27,380 --> 01:27:42,120 My good friend Martin Crackhorn used to wake up three hours before his alarm and start cracking his horn just to feel like a man again. 1490 01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:44,520 Why would he be at that now, Jordan? 1491 01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:45,320 Would he be, what? 1492 01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:47,960 Tell me more about this Crackhorn fella. 1493 01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:53,360 Myself and Crackhorn worked together down a steel pit. 1494 01:27:54,000 --> 01:28:01,900 Back in the day when I used to be a steel pit man, and I drank, and I drank myself, silly, and I regretted my life. 1495 01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:04,060 And I hated everyone around me. 1496 01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:09,840 My outlook and my worldview was compromised by rubbish. 1497 01:28:10,260 --> 01:28:10,800 By nothing. 1498 01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,340 I had no will to live. 1499 01:28:14,180 --> 01:28:15,460 I didn't know what I was doing. 1500 01:28:17,940 --> 01:28:19,360 Crackhorn would come to me and say, 1501 01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:21,840 J.B.P. 1502 01:28:24,980 --> 01:28:26,160 Clean your sack. 1503 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:28,480 First and foremost. 1504 01:28:28,900 --> 01:28:30,520 Because if you don't clean your sack, 1505 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:35,920 how can you ever actually begin to know what it feels like to have a clean sack? 1506 01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:43,360 And it's from there that I began to base all of my future philosophical principles 1507 01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:46,780 on that of Crackhorn's sack advice. 1508 01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:48,280 Yeah. 1509 01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:49,980 Fuck off now with Jordan, man. 1510 01:28:50,020 --> 01:28:50,620 You're losing it. 1511 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:52,060 Thanks very much. 1512 01:28:52,140 --> 01:28:52,580 Goodbye. 1513 01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:57,600 Best of luck there. 1514 01:28:57,720 --> 01:28:59,460 Thanks very much there, Jordan B. 1515 01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:07,460 Very kindly taking time out of his busy, immensely busy schedule to provide his... 1516 01:29:08,240 --> 01:29:08,940 Well, look at Jill. 1517 01:29:09,060 --> 01:29:09,940 She's gonzo. 1518 01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:11,140 Oh, yeah. 1519 01:29:12,120 --> 01:29:15,100 Maybe there's a fucking switch there if I push this. 1520 01:29:15,300 --> 01:29:15,600 There is. 1521 01:29:15,780 --> 01:29:16,120 There is. 1522 01:29:17,420 --> 01:29:18,040 There is. 1523 01:29:20,840 --> 01:29:21,200 Oh. 1524 01:29:22,540 --> 01:29:23,360 Oh, no. 1525 01:29:25,500 --> 01:29:26,240 Will it reset? 1526 01:29:26,840 --> 01:29:27,660 Do you reckon it'll reset? 1527 01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:30,940 There's something at the back of the shelf. 1528 01:29:31,280 --> 01:29:32,000 I can see that. 1529 01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:37,700 Oh, fuck. 1530 01:29:39,340 --> 01:29:40,520 Maybe it'll reset. 1531 01:29:40,520 --> 01:29:50,540 Thank you very much. 1532 01:29:50,540 --> 01:29:50,540 Thank you. 1533 01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:51,640 Steal. 1534 01:29:54,940 --> 01:29:55,800 Fiver a snake. 1535 01:29:56,380 --> 01:29:57,320 Fiver a snake. 1536 01:29:57,320 --> 01:29:58,320 Eddie Durkin. 1537 01:29:58,320 --> 01:30:11,740 Eddie Durkin never working. 1538 01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:12,600 Thank you very much. 1539 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:18,020 She can't move the fucking fish tank anyway. 1540 01:30:18,320 --> 01:30:19,340 It's too heavy to move. 1541 01:30:21,120 --> 01:30:22,460 But there's something behind this. 1542 01:30:24,620 --> 01:30:25,800 I don't want to miss. 1543 01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:33,120 Fuck. 1544 01:30:38,740 --> 01:30:39,780 Does anyone know? 1545 01:30:40,060 --> 01:30:40,420 Drink. 1546 01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:41,260 Empty it first. 1547 01:30:41,380 --> 01:30:41,900 Clean it out. 1548 01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:43,800 How'd you empty the tank? 1549 01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:44,040 Okay. 1550 01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:47,800 Do I use the... 1551 01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:50,800 Do I use the... 1552 01:30:50,800 --> 01:30:51,800 Do I use the... 1553 01:30:52,340 --> 01:30:53,220 Jars. 1554 01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:54,400 The empty jars that I have? 1555 01:30:55,820 --> 01:30:57,800 Do I go down to Argos and buy a dehumidifier? 1556 01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:01,840 Can you go down to Argos in Resident Evil 1? 1557 01:31:02,020 --> 01:31:04,440 Or did that only come into the equation later on? 1558 01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:07,540 What about the beetle here inside the fucking case? 1559 01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:10,040 It seems someone has searched here already. 1560 01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:12,340 Appears to be a switch. 1561 01:31:12,420 --> 01:31:12,920 Will you push it? 1562 01:31:13,060 --> 01:31:13,480 I will. 1563 01:31:17,300 --> 01:31:18,060 There we go. 1564 01:31:19,100 --> 01:31:19,540 Dunski. 1565 01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:21,680 Fisherman's friend. 1566 01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:29,580 I have to reset this fucking thing. 1567 01:31:29,580 --> 01:31:39,660 Stag's head pints. 1568 01:31:40,380 --> 01:31:41,100 Five or a pint. 1569 01:31:48,260 --> 01:31:48,860 Stiff. 1570 01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:51,600 Yeah, Stiff. 1571 01:31:51,900 --> 01:31:53,200 Thanks very much for that. 1572 01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:55,940 It was you that told me about the cramps with the fruit. 1573 01:31:58,440 --> 01:31:59,360 Yeah, you're right. 1574 01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:00,480 Stiff. 1575 01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:00,880 Everybody. 1576 01:32:01,140 --> 01:32:03,900 Stiff has said to stay off the potassium after 8pm. 1577 01:32:05,660 --> 01:32:07,120 And eating too many bananas can kill you. 1578 01:32:07,220 --> 01:32:08,140 I've heard that now. 1579 01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:08,800 I think it's a myth. 1580 01:32:11,980 --> 01:32:12,720 A waste of time. 1581 01:32:12,820 --> 01:32:13,600 Just some acid rounds. 1582 01:32:13,860 --> 01:32:14,180 Rubbish. 1583 01:32:15,220 --> 01:32:18,420 We'll go and set the fire in the fireplace down the back of the other house. 1584 01:32:18,920 --> 01:32:19,360 The other room. 1585 01:32:20,220 --> 01:32:21,480 We'll come back to this later on. 1586 01:32:26,980 --> 01:32:28,800 You need to eat 100 bananas. 1587 01:32:29,940 --> 01:32:31,080 Until you die, is it? 1588 01:32:32,480 --> 01:32:33,800 Should we do that on the stream? 1589 01:32:35,680 --> 01:32:36,080 Snuff. 1590 01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:37,180 Snuff stream. 1591 01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:39,680 Snuff. 1592 01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:45,420 We're in here. 1593 01:32:47,500 --> 01:32:48,780 Just get the fuck out of here, man. 1594 01:32:48,780 --> 01:33:02,560 It is PR more than 5 euro pint, I'd imagine. 1595 01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:05,140 You've seen lads eating bananas in the ball alley, yeah? 1596 01:33:05,460 --> 01:33:11,120 And you have a friend who got hospitalized from eating a dozen bananas. 1597 01:33:17,120 --> 01:33:18,460 Maybe there was no more food. 1598 01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:20,180 There must have been no more food for her. 1599 01:33:20,580 --> 01:33:20,840 Is it? 1600 01:33:26,680 --> 01:33:28,060 She made it out alive anyway. 1601 01:33:28,720 --> 01:33:30,080 You can't use it here in the fireplace. 1602 01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:30,500 Why not? 1603 01:33:30,940 --> 01:33:31,840 Fucking fireman. 1604 01:33:33,740 --> 01:33:35,100 Wood is put in the stove, yeah? 1605 01:33:35,260 --> 01:33:36,460 And a paper's on the wall. 1606 01:33:40,540 --> 01:33:41,160 Here we go. 1607 01:33:41,820 --> 01:33:43,980 I always wondered what this was about here now. 1608 01:33:44,020 --> 01:33:44,840 How does that happen? 1609 01:33:46,100 --> 01:33:48,780 Tell me how that would happen in reality. 1610 01:33:49,320 --> 01:33:50,260 You light a fire. 1611 01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:51,200 You put a fire down. 1612 01:33:51,660 --> 01:33:52,840 You've got your fire lighters. 1613 01:33:53,020 --> 01:33:53,900 You've got your briquets. 1614 01:33:55,960 --> 01:33:56,660 Starts going. 1615 01:33:57,200 --> 01:34:00,460 And then a picture of some map, is it? 1616 01:34:00,500 --> 01:34:02,280 Or something appears. 1617 01:34:02,500 --> 01:34:03,980 A map of the second floor appears. 1618 01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:08,020 Like you could have smashed the glass to get into that. 1619 01:34:08,580 --> 01:34:12,500 This game is fraught with a lot of inconsistencies and a lot of questions. 1620 01:34:12,540 --> 01:34:14,300 But we won't. 1621 01:34:14,780 --> 01:34:17,520 You know, questions that we didn't ask back in the day when we had it. 1622 01:34:17,620 --> 01:34:19,540 Because obviously we don't have the... 1623 01:34:23,060 --> 01:34:25,240 Back in the day we don't have what we have now. 1624 01:34:26,680 --> 01:34:30,680 We'd probably just smash through the fucking wall or something to get to the next destination. 1625 01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:33,000 Final destination two. 1626 01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:59,200 Oh my god. 1627 01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:00,040 We have to do this again. 1628 01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:03,620 Fucking hell man. 1629 01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:06,600 It just doesn't get any easier does it? 1630 01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:09,060 It does not get any easier. 1631 01:35:09,620 --> 01:35:10,140 We'll do that. 1632 01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:15,420 We'll have to go back to the fucking box anyway to put the stuff away, will we? 1633 01:35:21,540 --> 01:35:22,580 We'll kill the fucking... 1634 01:35:22,580 --> 01:35:23,580 We'll kill that snake first. 1635 01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:24,420 We'll kill the snake. 1636 01:35:32,360 --> 01:35:38,460 Breein Slug, thank you very much. 1637 01:35:39,260 --> 01:35:40,560 Thank you very, very much. 1638 01:35:40,820 --> 01:35:41,400 Appreciate it. 1639 01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:53,740 It looks like one of those stupid snakes that you had as a kid. 1640 01:35:53,880 --> 01:35:56,480 You'd hold it and it would move without you even moving. 1641 01:35:57,540 --> 01:35:58,760 Breein Slug, thank you very much. 1642 01:36:00,060 --> 01:36:01,180 Thank you very much. 1643 01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:06,420 Mookle the Bookle is living the livestream, Resident Medieval. 1644 01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:07,180 Thank you very much. 1645 01:36:09,180 --> 01:36:11,100 Big shout out to Mookle the Bookle. 1646 01:36:13,540 --> 01:36:15,060 Rest in pieces, Snig. 1647 01:36:15,720 --> 01:36:16,740 Rest in pieces. 1648 01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:42,300 Barry? 1649 01:36:42,300 --> 01:36:42,360 Barry? 1650 01:36:43,420 --> 01:36:44,680 Oh, darn. 1651 01:36:44,980 --> 01:36:45,900 Now I've done it. 1652 01:36:46,140 --> 01:36:47,900 Hey, what's going on? 1653 01:36:49,860 --> 01:36:51,160 Now I've done it. 1654 01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:52,220 Sorry, Jill. 1655 01:36:52,660 --> 01:36:52,940 Wait. 1656 01:36:53,620 --> 01:36:54,840 I'll go and get another rope. 1657 01:36:57,140 --> 01:36:57,720 Barry? 1658 01:36:57,720 --> 01:36:57,760 Barry? 1659 01:36:57,760 --> 01:36:58,800 Barry? 1660 01:37:01,640 --> 01:37:08,560 I reckon Barry could play us a few tunes. 1661 01:37:11,500 --> 01:37:12,400 There's a switch below. 1662 01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:12,900 Push it. 1663 01:37:13,020 --> 01:37:13,800 We'll push that jam. 1664 01:37:13,860 --> 01:37:14,740 We'll wait for Barry though. 1665 01:37:16,060 --> 01:37:16,460 Basra. 1666 01:37:16,780 --> 01:37:18,020 Down in southern Iraq. 1667 01:37:19,700 --> 01:37:23,800 First port of call for the fucking bad boys down during the Gulf War jab. 1668 01:37:24,260 --> 01:37:25,140 Foot patrols. 1669 01:37:25,140 --> 01:37:36,520 Hey! 1670 01:37:36,520 --> 01:37:38,180 Are you there, Jill? 1671 01:37:38,840 --> 01:37:39,720 Grab the rope! 1672 01:37:40,280 --> 01:37:41,160 Grab the rope! 1673 01:37:41,160 --> 01:37:41,180 The rope! 1674 01:37:51,560 --> 01:37:53,740 I'm sorry, Jill. 1675 01:37:54,440 --> 01:37:56,720 I didn't know that was going to happen. 1676 01:37:57,280 --> 01:37:57,740 Sorry. 1677 01:37:58,020 --> 01:37:58,420 I did. 1678 01:37:58,700 --> 01:38:00,040 Done it fucking three times now. 1679 01:38:01,100 --> 01:38:01,700 Are you okay, Barry? 1680 01:38:01,700 --> 01:38:02,700 Three times, lads. 1681 01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:04,780 Maybe you're getting tired. 1682 01:38:05,380 --> 01:38:06,640 I'm getting tired, Jill. 1683 01:38:06,640 --> 01:38:06,860 No, I'm all right. 1684 01:38:07,060 --> 01:38:07,720 Don't worry. 1685 01:38:08,580 --> 01:38:09,760 Tired and emotional. 1686 01:38:10,760 --> 01:38:11,080 Jill. 1687 01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:12,740 I found something. 1688 01:38:17,480 --> 01:38:18,080 Great. 1689 01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:18,800 Pass number. 1690 01:38:22,760 --> 01:38:23,500 Great rope. 1691 01:38:23,580 --> 01:38:24,900 Great rope, Barry, in fairness. 1692 01:38:24,900 --> 01:38:25,040 I'll take this then. 1693 01:38:33,740 --> 01:38:39,100 Head down to the fucking mystery box and stick the other bits and pieces in that. 1694 01:38:39,520 --> 01:38:44,680 Free up the inventory for whatever else we're going to find down in that fucking kitchen and 1695 01:38:44,680 --> 01:38:47,220 the rest of the place. 1696 01:38:47,320 --> 01:38:50,460 The rest of the rooms in this godforsaken hellhole of a house. 1697 01:38:50,900 --> 01:38:51,760 It's a nice house. 1698 01:38:52,580 --> 01:38:54,980 But the contents and what's going on inside it. 1699 01:38:55,940 --> 01:38:56,960 Anything but nice. 1700 01:38:59,440 --> 01:39:01,580 I wonder how much this house would be on daft. 1701 01:39:02,300 --> 01:39:03,320 And where is it based? 1702 01:39:03,840 --> 01:39:05,060 Just outside Roscommon. 1703 01:39:06,580 --> 01:39:07,340 Big house. 1704 01:39:17,600 --> 01:39:20,200 Yeah, some great artwork around the gaff as well. 1705 01:39:20,800 --> 01:39:22,460 Is that included in the price or? 1706 01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:26,360 Is that something you'd have to fucking replace yourself? 1707 01:39:26,360 --> 01:39:34,020 Hardwood floors. 1708 01:39:34,220 --> 01:39:34,700 Chests. 1709 01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:37,840 Typewriters in most rooms. 1710 01:39:38,520 --> 01:39:39,840 In case you want to do a bit of writing. 1711 01:39:42,400 --> 01:39:44,000 Do I save this key? 1712 01:39:44,000 --> 01:39:58,560 Flame rounds, is it? 1713 01:40:00,240 --> 01:40:03,860 Arrow will fuck the bazooka in the box there and keep the... 1714 01:40:03,860 --> 01:40:06,160 Keep the bread. 1715 01:40:11,280 --> 01:40:13,400 Does anyone know what key I can get rid of here? 1716 01:40:13,880 --> 01:40:16,700 I have the helmet key and the armor key. 1717 01:40:25,340 --> 01:40:26,620 Picture of a helmet on it. 1718 01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:32,120 Get rid of the armor. 1719 01:40:33,320 --> 01:40:33,600 Okay. 1720 01:40:35,520 --> 01:40:36,600 Josh to the smith. 1721 01:40:38,360 --> 01:40:39,280 We're going with you. 1722 01:40:40,220 --> 01:40:41,040 We trust you. 1723 01:40:41,040 --> 01:40:41,040 We trust you. 1724 01:40:41,040 --> 01:41:08,120 Welcome to the stream, everyone. 1725 01:41:08,760 --> 01:41:10,620 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1726 01:41:10,720 --> 01:41:11,080 We'll get off! 1727 01:41:14,540 --> 01:41:15,620 Welcome to the stream. 1728 01:41:17,980 --> 01:41:18,760 And remember... 1729 01:41:20,760 --> 01:41:24,280 Make sure you're drinking enough water in your diet during the week. 1730 01:41:24,960 --> 01:41:28,140 Sure, the sugar drinks are nice, but they'll rot your fucking teeth. 1731 01:41:28,660 --> 01:41:30,280 Those companies don't care about your health. 1732 01:41:30,380 --> 01:41:32,260 They just want your pounds and your pennies. 1733 01:41:32,660 --> 01:41:33,600 In old money. 1734 01:41:34,660 --> 01:41:36,140 Euros and cents and new. 1735 01:41:36,140 --> 01:41:40,680 Great graphics there. 1736 01:41:41,620 --> 01:41:44,320 And great things. 1737 01:41:44,780 --> 01:41:45,960 Whatever you want to call them. 1738 01:41:46,260 --> 01:41:46,880 I'm not sure. 1739 01:41:48,340 --> 01:41:50,140 I know a lad who's good with computers. 1740 01:41:50,360 --> 01:41:51,640 He managed to do those for me. 1741 01:42:02,260 --> 01:42:03,360 No bullshit now. 1742 01:42:03,480 --> 01:42:04,420 No bullshit stream. 1743 01:42:04,540 --> 01:42:05,200 We've got a rope. 1744 01:42:05,280 --> 01:42:06,120 We're going to descend it. 1745 01:42:06,180 --> 01:42:10,220 Then when we get down there, we're going to go down the ladder that we managed to uncover as well. 1746 01:42:10,340 --> 01:42:12,220 Once we're down the ladder, you know what we're doing. 1747 01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:15,720 We're going to hit all the rooms up and manage to get whatever loot we can find. 1748 01:42:21,800 --> 01:42:24,120 Fucking text there from Jordan B. Peterson. 1749 01:42:27,580 --> 01:42:28,180 Leave it. 1750 01:42:28,280 --> 01:42:28,620 Leave it. 1751 01:42:30,060 --> 01:42:30,340 Oh! 1752 01:42:31,440 --> 01:42:32,140 Fuck me. 1753 01:42:33,020 --> 01:42:34,160 I'm going to take this gun's head off. 1754 01:42:38,160 --> 01:42:38,640 Nice. 1755 01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:44,480 Oh! 1756 01:42:44,480 --> 01:42:44,520 Oh! 1757 01:43:02,100 --> 01:43:07,500 I'm going to take my time with this guy and just enjoy the bullets. 1758 01:43:09,680 --> 01:43:10,400 Fucking hell, man. 1759 01:43:10,400 --> 01:43:10,800 He's tough. 1760 01:43:12,160 --> 01:43:12,820 He's gone. 1761 01:43:12,820 --> 01:43:14,600 Just enjoyed that. 1762 01:43:14,760 --> 01:43:15,760 Really enjoyed that. 1763 01:43:15,840 --> 01:43:16,440 It was nice. 1764 01:43:16,540 --> 01:43:17,280 It was leisurely. 1765 01:43:17,400 --> 01:43:19,060 And it just made me feel good. 1766 01:43:19,920 --> 01:43:25,080 It's a shame when you use the shotguns because you're wasting hard shells that can be used on a snake or a hunter. 1767 01:43:25,820 --> 01:43:29,820 So if you have a zombie, you're best just trying to just ignore them. 1768 01:43:29,940 --> 01:43:31,180 Ignore them and they'll go away. 1769 01:43:32,120 --> 01:43:37,000 Or if you've got time and you want to just relax, whip out the Beretta. 1770 01:43:37,480 --> 01:43:39,340 Nine millimeter Parabellum to the skull. 1771 01:43:39,980 --> 01:43:40,620 See you later. 1772 01:43:40,820 --> 01:43:42,500 Deep vein zombosis, man. 1773 01:43:42,940 --> 01:43:44,720 Should've wore your fucking plane socks. 1774 01:43:46,940 --> 01:43:47,840 But you didn't. 1775 01:43:51,340 --> 01:43:52,880 These two, uh... 1776 01:43:52,880 --> 01:43:55,020 These two gobshites there. 1777 01:43:55,080 --> 01:43:55,700 You can leave them. 1778 01:43:56,280 --> 01:43:57,100 They're no use to you. 1779 01:43:57,540 --> 01:43:59,200 And they'll just stay there, snacking away. 1780 01:44:00,460 --> 01:44:00,860 Useless. 1781 01:44:13,160 --> 01:44:16,600 I don't know what the deal was now with this creep down... 1782 01:44:16,600 --> 01:44:18,280 Kick his head off. 1783 01:44:18,320 --> 01:44:18,720 Watch this. 1784 01:44:20,260 --> 01:44:22,120 Toe poke into the goal. 1785 01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:26,860 Did you see Rooney's fucking halfway job? 1786 01:44:28,760 --> 01:44:29,120 Minty. 1787 01:44:31,560 --> 01:44:33,700 I didn't go through here the last day, did I? 1788 01:44:48,520 --> 01:44:49,400 Here we go. 1789 01:44:50,240 --> 01:44:51,080 Mookle the boookle. 1790 01:44:58,600 --> 01:44:59,340 He's gone. 1791 01:44:59,340 --> 01:45:01,340 He's gone. 1792 01:45:16,180 --> 01:45:18,960 Battery, you can use that in the elevator out in the courtyard, yeah. 1793 01:45:21,080 --> 01:45:21,980 Stick it in the bag. 1794 01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:25,360 We might hold on for another moment. 1795 01:45:25,500 --> 01:45:27,740 We might get attacked again, and then we'll take the herb. 1796 01:45:27,740 --> 01:45:32,260 At the moment, I'm thinking of keeping the herb safe in the pocket, you know? 1797 01:45:32,740 --> 01:45:33,800 You never know when you'll need it. 1798 01:45:35,240 --> 01:45:40,460 But I don't think I can withstand another Hunter S. Thompson attack. 1799 01:45:41,060 --> 01:45:43,040 Those guys don't fuck around, okay? 1800 01:45:43,100 --> 01:45:46,820 They're slimy, they've got claws, and they're willing to pounce and jump and lep. 1801 01:45:47,580 --> 01:45:49,400 That's not something I can deal with as a human. 1802 01:45:51,740 --> 01:45:56,400 Do not have the ability to do what that lad can do. 1803 01:45:57,000 --> 01:45:59,300 Although, maybe we can fucking take the herb now. 1804 01:46:02,240 --> 01:46:03,680 No, we'll keep the herb there. 1805 01:46:04,420 --> 01:46:04,820 Herb... 1806 01:46:04,820 --> 01:46:05,600 Oh, cool. 1807 01:46:05,600 --> 01:46:06,140 This is... 1808 01:46:06,140 --> 01:46:07,520 Look who's coming to party. 1809 01:46:08,520 --> 01:46:08,940 Oh, yeah. 1810 01:46:10,880 --> 01:46:11,340 Ha-ha. 1811 01:46:11,800 --> 01:46:12,220 Gone. 1812 01:46:13,800 --> 01:46:14,420 And again. 1813 01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:15,300 One in the back. 1814 01:46:18,300 --> 01:46:19,200 Scratching your sack. 1815 01:46:19,320 --> 01:46:19,720 He's gone. 1816 01:46:22,140 --> 01:46:23,680 I can hear another one shuffling, though. 1817 01:46:47,480 --> 01:46:49,720 I left my phone in Navin. 1818 01:46:50,040 --> 01:46:51,200 Navin race course. 1819 01:46:51,300 --> 01:46:52,240 I had to go get it yesterday. 1820 01:46:52,340 --> 01:46:52,900 It was a nightmare. 1821 01:46:53,220 --> 01:46:54,440 Absolute fucking nightmare. 1822 01:46:54,880 --> 01:46:56,420 After all the shenanigans... 1823 01:46:56,420 --> 01:46:57,100 Oh, Christ. 1824 01:47:01,480 --> 01:47:01,480 Um... 1825 01:47:02,680 --> 01:47:06,480 But before then, I was just getting a coffee, trying to get the head together. 1826 01:47:07,000 --> 01:47:08,340 And calibrate the senses. 1827 01:47:09,120 --> 01:47:11,600 And there was a rake of books on the fucking shelves beside. 1828 01:47:12,420 --> 01:47:15,160 And one of them was Wayne Rooney's autobiography. 1829 01:47:15,240 --> 01:47:17,120 And I started flicking through it for the laugh. 1830 01:47:18,240 --> 01:47:23,300 And there's just a bit where he starts going on about how he didn't like David Moyes. 1831 01:47:25,100 --> 01:47:25,920 It's just funny. 1832 01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:28,200 He's like, uh... 1833 01:47:28,200 --> 01:47:29,060 David Moyes. 1834 01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:31,900 Here's me with David Moyes signing a new contract. 1835 01:47:32,120 --> 01:47:33,720 And, like, Moyes is holding Rooney. 1836 01:47:33,980 --> 01:47:36,100 And he's got his arm around him with the shirt and the jersey and that. 1837 01:47:36,140 --> 01:47:36,520 And he's like... 1838 01:47:37,240 --> 01:47:38,340 Happy time for me. 1839 01:47:38,780 --> 01:47:40,240 But it wasn't really a happy time. 1840 01:47:40,520 --> 01:47:41,620 I didn't like Moyes. 1841 01:47:41,720 --> 01:47:42,700 And he didn't like me. 1842 01:47:43,100 --> 01:47:43,700 For some reason. 1843 01:47:44,580 --> 01:47:44,860 He... 1844 01:47:44,860 --> 01:47:45,140 He... 1845 01:47:45,140 --> 01:47:46,300 He didn't like... 1846 01:47:46,300 --> 01:47:47,340 Moyes was jealous. 1847 01:47:47,960 --> 01:47:48,860 We finished seventh. 1848 01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:50,740 We finished seventh in the league. 1849 01:47:51,560 --> 01:47:52,600 And Moyes didn't like that. 1850 01:47:53,040 --> 01:47:54,340 That I was getting all the headlines. 1851 01:47:57,100 --> 01:47:59,860 He really fucking shtuck it to Moyes, man. 1852 01:48:00,440 --> 01:48:02,020 And this is a roll of film, is it? 1853 01:48:02,020 --> 01:48:02,980 Or is it magnum bullets? 1854 01:48:02,980 --> 01:48:14,280 There's another fucking... 1855 01:48:14,280 --> 01:48:15,880 Spice girl. 1856 01:48:16,260 --> 01:48:17,240 Around the corner here. 1857 01:48:19,880 --> 01:48:20,700 Watch this. 1858 01:48:24,780 --> 01:48:25,680 Have you heard him? 1859 01:48:28,580 --> 01:48:29,920 Fucking spooky spice. 1860 01:48:30,640 --> 01:48:32,220 Zombie spice is after you. 1861 01:48:32,220 --> 01:48:34,160 Not anymore. 1862 01:48:35,240 --> 01:48:36,340 He lost the head, the cunt. 1863 01:48:36,820 --> 01:48:38,460 That's what you get when you play with Jill. 1864 01:48:38,780 --> 01:48:39,540 Jill Valentine. 1865 01:48:40,460 --> 01:48:42,360 Might sound like a sweet name, but I'm not... 1866 01:48:42,360 --> 01:48:43,460 I ain't got a sweet nature. 1867 01:48:47,160 --> 01:48:47,900 What have I done? 1868 01:48:47,900 --> 01:49:10,240 We finished seventh that year. 1869 01:49:10,400 --> 01:49:11,240 That was the best... 1870 01:49:11,240 --> 01:49:13,420 The best position we'd finished in in a long... 1871 01:49:13,420 --> 01:49:14,520 In five or six years. 1872 01:49:15,180 --> 01:49:17,340 Moyes couldn't handle all the attention I was getting. 1873 01:49:17,340 --> 01:49:18,860 Oh, there's the ink ribbon. 1874 01:49:20,460 --> 01:49:22,600 Now we can have a little look at the helipad here as well. 1875 01:49:25,060 --> 01:49:26,240 Moyes is jealous, man. 1876 01:49:27,640 --> 01:49:29,780 If I could contact the other members from here. 1877 01:49:36,900 --> 01:49:38,340 I'm going to take the herb to fuck. 1878 01:49:38,340 --> 01:49:39,340 Grab the ink ribbon. 1879 01:49:39,500 --> 01:49:40,080 Go save it. 1880 01:49:40,200 --> 01:49:42,080 And then we're back on Easy Street again. 1881 01:49:43,180 --> 01:49:45,420 Oh, it's going to feel so good to save this game. 1882 01:49:45,900 --> 01:49:46,540 You know it. 1883 01:49:46,700 --> 01:49:47,300 I know it. 1884 01:49:47,380 --> 01:49:48,200 We both know it. 1885 01:49:49,780 --> 01:49:51,160 And I tell you something else. 1886 01:49:53,680 --> 01:49:55,120 I'll be wankin'. 1887 01:49:55,120 --> 01:49:58,820 Thank you very much there, Anaconda G. 1888 01:49:59,480 --> 01:50:01,940 That's an amazing little situation to be in. 1889 01:50:02,280 --> 01:50:03,320 I got to tell you something. 1890 01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:04,440 Win, win, win. 1891 01:50:04,440 --> 01:50:23,160 Anaconda G with the 420 coming back in this shit, yo. 1892 01:50:23,160 --> 01:50:25,960 I got that sick, tight flow again. 1893 01:50:27,060 --> 01:50:27,480 It's got... 1894 01:50:27,480 --> 01:50:30,480 I've actually got a heavy flow this month. 1895 01:50:38,480 --> 01:50:40,480 Why do you do this to me? 1896 01:50:40,780 --> 01:50:43,480 Every night, I want a dream. 1897 01:50:53,560 --> 01:50:55,900 Flow so heavy, I need some Tampax. 1898 01:50:56,120 --> 01:50:59,380 Gonna send those lyrics back to you on a little fax machine. 1899 01:50:59,840 --> 01:51:02,160 Which I purchased back in fucking 2019. 1900 01:51:02,680 --> 01:51:03,440 Which is this year. 1901 01:51:03,740 --> 01:51:07,000 I was in an Oxfam charity shop. 1902 01:51:07,180 --> 01:51:07,760 They had one. 1903 01:51:07,760 --> 01:51:10,400 And I said, that shit is just flop, man. 1904 01:51:10,460 --> 01:51:12,220 Nobody uses faxes anymore. 1905 01:51:13,340 --> 01:51:14,360 Go and throw it in the bin. 1906 01:51:14,800 --> 01:51:16,440 Or go back to the days of yore. 1907 01:51:17,780 --> 01:51:19,300 She said, it's for charity. 1908 01:51:19,920 --> 01:51:21,520 I said, I don't give a fuck. 1909 01:51:22,900 --> 01:51:23,940 Give a fuck. 1910 01:51:25,780 --> 01:51:26,880 Give a fuck. 1911 01:51:30,120 --> 01:51:32,180 Oxfam, take your fax machine. 1912 01:51:32,180 --> 01:51:35,100 And shove it up your heart tonight. 1913 01:51:35,860 --> 01:51:36,380 Tonight. 1914 01:51:37,040 --> 01:51:37,840 Tonight. 1915 01:51:37,840 --> 01:51:38,040 Tonight. 1916 01:51:38,040 --> 01:51:39,580 Alright. 1917 01:51:39,580 --> 01:51:39,940 Cheers. 1918 01:51:39,940 --> 01:51:46,880 Why do you have likes disabled? 1919 01:51:47,040 --> 01:51:47,620 Percy Purple. 1920 01:51:47,720 --> 01:51:48,780 How are you, Percy Purple? 1921 01:51:49,300 --> 01:51:50,420 What's the story with you? 1922 01:51:50,960 --> 01:51:52,640 I do not have likes disabled. 1923 01:51:52,760 --> 01:51:54,440 I never disabled them in my life. 1924 01:51:54,560 --> 01:51:54,660 Sure. 1925 01:51:54,660 --> 01:51:54,720 Sure. 1926 01:52:00,720 --> 01:52:01,260 Right. 1927 01:52:01,260 --> 01:52:01,260 Right. 1928 01:52:01,260 --> 01:52:02,460 Right. 1929 01:52:02,460 --> 01:52:05,460 We'll fucking stick the ribbon in the... 1930 01:52:05,460 --> 01:52:05,660 Yeah. 1931 01:52:05,660 --> 01:52:08,260 There we go. 1932 01:52:08,260 --> 01:52:08,860 Yeah. 1933 01:52:08,860 --> 01:52:12,320 There we go. 1934 01:52:12,320 --> 01:52:21,900 I can't see the numbers of likes and dislikes. 1935 01:52:22,100 --> 01:52:22,640 Percy Purple. 1936 01:52:22,640 --> 01:52:25,400 Who cares, man. 1937 01:52:25,400 --> 01:52:27,520 I've never even looked at the fucking thing. 1938 01:52:28,600 --> 01:52:29,440 I don't even... 1939 01:52:29,440 --> 01:52:30,760 It doesn't even matter anymore. 1940 01:52:30,860 --> 01:52:31,100 Does it? 1941 01:52:31,360 --> 01:52:32,700 It doesn't even fucking matter. 1942 01:52:32,940 --> 01:52:33,600 I don't care. 1943 01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:37,020 I suppose I care if it was all... 1944 01:52:37,020 --> 01:52:38,700 If people were fucking... 1945 01:52:38,700 --> 01:52:41,160 If it got taken out of the YouTube system. 1946 01:52:41,360 --> 01:52:41,900 Because you... 1947 01:52:41,900 --> 01:52:44,480 Imagine you got a load of dislikes and you just fucking... 1948 01:52:44,480 --> 01:52:46,180 Got your channel disabled. 1949 01:52:46,440 --> 01:52:47,760 I don't know if they can do that, though. 1950 01:52:48,960 --> 01:52:50,220 I don't know if they can do that. 1951 01:53:03,900 --> 01:53:04,300 Scrapbook. 1952 01:53:06,440 --> 01:53:06,920 2019. 1953 01:53:07,280 --> 01:53:08,120 Jordan B. Peterson. 1954 01:53:08,520 --> 01:53:09,000 Scrapbook. 1955 01:53:09,600 --> 01:53:11,320 Welcome to my scrapbook. 1956 01:53:12,400 --> 01:53:13,460 Scrap lounge. 1957 01:53:14,820 --> 01:53:16,100 JBP's scrap lounge. 1958 01:53:16,280 --> 01:53:18,600 New series starts on Saturday nights. 1959 01:53:19,000 --> 01:53:21,820 7.30 to 9.30 p.m. 1960 01:53:22,100 --> 01:53:23,100 Family fun. 1961 01:53:23,740 --> 01:53:26,340 Kind of like Ant and Dex Saturday night takeaway. 1962 01:53:27,180 --> 01:53:30,340 But the takeaway is much deeper and heavier. 1963 01:53:31,340 --> 01:53:34,820 In fact, the takeaway that you'll be receiving from me... 1964 01:53:34,820 --> 01:53:37,200 Will surely stick with you for life. 1965 01:53:38,480 --> 01:53:39,080 Why? 1966 01:53:39,660 --> 01:53:40,560 Because you're worthless. 1967 01:53:41,380 --> 01:53:42,260 Worthless to me. 1968 01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:42,740 Nothing. 1969 01:53:43,280 --> 01:53:44,520 You mean nothing to me. 1970 01:53:45,280 --> 01:53:47,320 I am the great god himself. 1971 01:53:47,940 --> 01:53:48,900 Jordan B. Peterson. 1972 01:53:49,100 --> 01:53:53,860 And you are merely a speck of dust on the sole of my boot. 1973 01:53:54,800 --> 01:53:57,340 Which I will just... 1974 01:53:57,340 --> 01:54:01,460 Crush into the ground without even a scintilla of remorse. 1975 01:54:06,100 --> 01:54:07,360 Yeah, Jordan. 1976 01:54:07,360 --> 01:54:07,920 Read the fucking book. 1977 01:54:07,920 --> 01:54:07,920 Yeah, Jordan. 1978 01:54:07,920 --> 01:54:09,280 Read the fucking book, sure. 1979 01:54:11,480 --> 01:54:12,080 Scrapbook. 1980 01:54:12,920 --> 01:54:13,480 Bucko. 1981 01:54:14,260 --> 01:54:15,060 Clean your book. 1982 01:54:17,060 --> 01:54:18,160 Clean your book. 1983 01:54:18,440 --> 01:54:21,400 Clean your dust down the pages and sniff the pages. 1984 01:54:23,400 --> 01:54:24,020 Raccoon times. 1985 01:54:24,020 --> 01:54:24,300 Raccoon times. 1986 01:54:24,300 --> 01:54:26,280 May 27, 1998. 1987 01:54:26,860 --> 01:54:27,900 Animal attack. 1988 01:54:28,320 --> 01:54:29,560 Woman mutilated. 1989 01:54:30,360 --> 01:54:31,660 May 20th. 1990 01:54:32,140 --> 01:54:33,240 Around 10 p.m. 1991 01:54:33,300 --> 01:54:37,500 A 20-year-old young woman's body was found by a passerby. 1992 01:54:38,220 --> 01:54:43,080 On the left bank of Marble River in the cider district of Raccoon City. 1993 01:54:45,080 --> 01:54:46,140 Cider, of course. 1994 01:54:46,880 --> 01:54:50,580 The alcoholic beverage which we get from the humble apple. 1995 01:54:53,880 --> 01:54:55,200 Its taste is sweet. 1996 01:54:55,640 --> 01:54:58,700 Sweet like the summer breeze on my feet. 1997 01:55:05,700 --> 01:55:10,260 Raccoon police assume it to be a grizzly or other animals doing. 1998 01:55:11,000 --> 01:55:18,660 Because there are teeth marks along her mutilated arms and left foot that show considerable power. 1999 01:55:20,840 --> 01:55:24,520 Since she was wearing a hiking boot on her remaining foot. 2000 01:55:25,380 --> 01:55:27,820 It has been determined that she was attacked. 2001 01:55:28,660 --> 01:55:30,880 In the Arkley Mountains and fell into the river. 2002 01:55:32,000 --> 01:55:34,400 They are hurrying to identify this woman. 2003 01:55:35,640 --> 01:55:36,680 Raccoon Weekly. 2004 01:55:36,900 --> 01:55:39,540 June 16, 1998. 2005 01:55:40,640 --> 01:55:41,920 Monsters in Mountains. 2006 01:55:43,140 --> 01:55:47,520 Perhaps a metaphor for the mountains that we have to scale in life. 2007 01:55:48,220 --> 01:55:51,420 And the numerous other monsters who stand in our way. 2008 01:55:52,200 --> 01:55:53,000 Don't you worry. 2009 01:55:53,700 --> 01:55:55,760 Don't you ever worry. 2010 01:55:57,660 --> 01:55:59,160 Just look into my eyes. 2011 01:56:01,460 --> 01:56:02,700 Monsters will go away. 2012 01:56:03,320 --> 01:56:04,340 I am your father. 2013 01:56:04,340 --> 01:56:08,820 I am your father. 2014 01:56:08,820 --> 01:56:13,040 And I will keep the monsters at bay while you sleep. 2015 01:56:13,880 --> 01:56:16,680 In your stupid room that is not clean. 2016 01:56:17,280 --> 01:56:18,720 Needs a sweep. 2017 01:56:21,820 --> 01:56:24,720 Go and get a fucking brush and sweep your room. 2018 01:56:29,940 --> 01:56:32,320 I was on Channel 4 News. 2019 01:56:33,200 --> 01:56:34,120 Did you see it? 2020 01:56:35,120 --> 01:56:36,700 I crushed that woman. 2021 01:56:37,040 --> 01:56:40,360 I crushed the woman who was opposing my force. 2022 01:56:41,320 --> 01:56:44,920 I calmly dismantled the lady. 2023 01:56:45,920 --> 01:56:48,420 Who stood between me and success. 2024 01:56:48,420 --> 01:56:52,420 Because I am your father. 2025 01:56:55,060 --> 01:56:56,580 Go fuck yourself. 2026 01:57:00,840 --> 01:57:01,400 Pensive. 2027 01:57:04,900 --> 01:57:07,040 You won't get me you cunt. 2028 01:57:08,080 --> 01:57:08,440 Fitter. 2029 01:57:09,140 --> 01:57:09,680 Happier. 2030 01:57:10,240 --> 01:57:10,940 More productive. 2031 01:57:12,220 --> 01:57:13,540 A pig in a cage. 2032 01:57:13,660 --> 01:57:14,940 On antibiotics. 2033 01:57:17,580 --> 01:57:18,860 GQ feature on. 2034 01:57:18,960 --> 01:57:20,520 GQ did a feature on me. 2035 01:57:20,600 --> 01:57:21,920 Did they do a feature on you? 2036 01:57:22,520 --> 01:57:22,900 No. 2037 01:57:23,220 --> 01:57:24,400 Maybe they will one day. 2038 01:57:24,780 --> 01:57:27,920 When they do a special feature on the unkempt rooms. 2039 01:57:28,180 --> 01:57:29,040 Of losers. 2040 01:57:29,720 --> 01:57:30,220 Losers. 2041 01:57:30,540 --> 01:57:31,200 Who don't. 2042 01:57:31,380 --> 01:57:32,000 Know me. 2043 01:57:32,600 --> 01:57:33,120 Who don't. 2044 01:57:34,140 --> 01:57:35,360 Who can't be me. 2045 01:57:36,500 --> 01:57:37,560 Straighten your tie. 2046 01:57:38,480 --> 01:57:39,640 And fuck off. 2047 01:57:41,980 --> 01:57:44,020 Will you hurry up there JB. 2048 01:57:44,240 --> 01:57:45,240 Because we're getting bored. 2049 01:57:46,220 --> 01:57:48,700 Some people claim they've seen monsters in mountains. 2050 01:57:49,260 --> 01:57:53,440 The monsters are supposedly a boot the same size as large dogs. 2051 01:57:54,080 --> 01:57:56,720 And usually run in a pack as wolves do. 2052 01:57:59,100 --> 01:58:02,700 This may sound like a group of ordinary wild dogs. 2053 01:58:03,220 --> 01:58:06,200 But these monsters are surprisingly fierce. 2054 01:58:09,200 --> 01:58:10,580 And hard to hurt. 2055 01:58:12,960 --> 01:58:16,200 They say these dogs won't bother you. 2056 01:58:16,480 --> 01:58:18,020 Unless you wake them. 2057 01:58:18,900 --> 01:58:20,360 So clean your room. 2058 01:58:21,120 --> 01:58:24,700 So you smart readers should stay out of the mountains. 2059 01:58:25,860 --> 01:58:27,280 For time being. 2060 01:58:27,740 --> 01:58:28,320 Please. 2061 01:58:30,840 --> 01:58:32,520 But if you're looking for adventure. 2062 01:58:32,700 --> 01:58:33,520 Check it out. 2063 01:58:33,920 --> 01:58:35,000 You want to try? 2064 01:58:36,000 --> 01:58:38,980 Bit of a strange turn to take at the end of that text Jordan. 2065 01:58:38,980 --> 01:58:39,980 I know right? 2066 01:58:40,600 --> 01:58:41,560 Wanna try? 2067 01:58:42,720 --> 01:58:43,560 Raccoon times. 2068 01:58:43,680 --> 01:58:44,260 July 9th. 2069 01:58:45,540 --> 01:58:46,380 1963. 2070 01:58:47,220 --> 01:58:48,280 The year of my birth. 2071 01:58:48,380 --> 01:58:49,000 My inception. 2072 01:58:49,800 --> 01:58:50,460 When I. 2073 01:58:50,800 --> 01:58:52,700 The great god himself. 2074 01:58:53,320 --> 01:58:55,180 Jordan B. Foldormsen. 2075 01:58:55,940 --> 01:58:56,680 Came at you. 2076 01:58:56,800 --> 01:58:57,760 Like Cleopatra. 2077 01:58:58,680 --> 01:59:00,200 Fucking Sean Penn too. 2078 01:59:00,200 --> 01:59:04,880 Look at me. 2079 01:59:05,680 --> 01:59:07,160 I look to the sky. 2080 01:59:07,160 --> 01:59:07,940 I look to the sky on a night. 2081 01:59:09,420 --> 01:59:11,900 Asking the big questions about the stars. 2082 01:59:12,060 --> 01:59:12,540 And the god. 2083 01:59:12,600 --> 01:59:13,180 The god. 2084 01:59:13,440 --> 01:59:15,060 Supposedly has created me. 2085 01:59:15,800 --> 01:59:16,800 I wonder how. 2086 01:59:18,300 --> 01:59:20,140 Someone could create something so. 2087 01:59:21,140 --> 01:59:22,560 Amazing as myself. 2088 01:59:23,680 --> 01:59:25,400 Fucking just finish the book there. 2089 01:59:26,120 --> 01:59:28,520 Due to successive disasters in the Arkley Mountains. 2090 01:59:28,620 --> 01:59:31,000 The city authorities have decided to block the road. 2091 01:59:31,340 --> 01:59:33,060 Leading through the foothills. 2092 01:59:34,280 --> 01:59:35,480 At the same time. 2093 01:59:36,240 --> 01:59:41,120 Raccoon police intend to begin the search for lost people with the stars members. 2094 01:59:41,860 --> 01:59:43,320 They expect great difficulty. 2095 01:59:43,960 --> 01:59:46,300 Because of the vast size of the mountains. 2096 01:59:46,300 --> 01:59:49,780 And the primeval forest. 2097 01:59:50,620 --> 01:59:52,380 That covers most of the area. 2098 01:59:54,960 --> 01:59:58,320 Also people are still reporting signs of grotesque monsters in the mountains. 2099 01:59:58,560 --> 01:59:58,920 Bye. 2100 02:00:01,340 --> 02:00:02,980 Cheers fucking Jordy boy. 2101 02:00:03,560 --> 02:00:04,380 You're a good. 2102 02:00:04,560 --> 02:00:05,560 You're a great egg. 2103 02:00:06,460 --> 02:00:08,240 And you're doing great work. 2104 02:00:09,240 --> 02:00:09,640 Reading. 2105 02:00:11,640 --> 02:00:12,240 And you've got a. 2106 02:00:12,560 --> 02:00:14,840 You've got a fucking sweet voice you angel. 2107 02:00:15,680 --> 02:00:17,180 You should monetize that Jordan. 2108 02:00:17,180 --> 02:00:19,040 Do a bit of fucking karaoke or something. 2109 02:00:21,680 --> 02:00:22,600 Don't tell me there's. 2110 02:00:23,660 --> 02:00:24,100 More. 2111 02:00:25,100 --> 02:00:26,840 Lambs to the schloth are in here now. 2112 02:00:40,020 --> 02:00:40,780 Oh yeah. 2113 02:00:41,960 --> 02:00:42,780 Red jewel. 2114 02:00:43,220 --> 02:00:44,260 We know where that goes. 2115 02:00:45,000 --> 02:00:45,320 Can we. 2116 02:00:45,420 --> 02:00:46,120 Are we space for it? 2117 02:00:46,160 --> 02:00:46,640 We don't. 2118 02:00:47,360 --> 02:00:47,720 Fuck. 2119 02:00:49,280 --> 02:00:50,140 The red jewel. 2120 02:00:50,560 --> 02:00:51,120 Of course. 2121 02:00:51,300 --> 02:00:53,060 Will unlock the cold python. 2122 02:00:53,840 --> 02:00:55,380 Most of these books are on chemistry. 2123 02:00:56,940 --> 02:00:57,940 They're on chemistry. 2124 02:01:03,180 --> 02:01:04,620 Not being used for a long time. 2125 02:01:06,540 --> 02:01:07,960 Not being used for a long time. 2126 02:01:09,700 --> 02:01:10,500 Many books. 2127 02:01:10,500 --> 02:01:20,960 Oh it's a swish. 2128 02:01:21,040 --> 02:01:21,900 I thought it was a fucking. 2129 02:01:22,340 --> 02:01:24,180 I thought it was a red jewel for the cold. 2130 02:01:25,200 --> 02:01:25,800 I was wrong. 2131 02:01:26,220 --> 02:01:27,480 Something is being placed here. 2132 02:01:29,100 --> 02:01:30,540 Most of them are on chemistry. 2133 02:01:32,120 --> 02:01:33,360 Oh we put the statue there. 2134 02:01:33,460 --> 02:01:34,000 Yeah it lights up. 2135 02:01:34,400 --> 02:01:35,840 I think we put the statue there. 2136 02:01:35,920 --> 02:01:36,980 And then we get a. 2137 02:01:37,420 --> 02:01:38,660 We get a red jewel. 2138 02:01:38,800 --> 02:01:40,400 Which we can then use to unlock the. 2139 02:01:41,900 --> 02:01:42,940 Jordan B. Python. 2140 02:01:43,700 --> 02:01:45,040 And now I fucked up. 2141 02:01:45,180 --> 02:01:46,560 Gonna have to reset the statue again. 2142 02:01:57,360 --> 02:01:59,060 Sean Penn has actually fucking. 2143 02:01:59,520 --> 02:02:01,540 Changed his name to Sean Pennegrino. 2144 02:02:02,400 --> 02:02:04,940 Because of the sponsorship deal he's got with San Pell. 2145 02:02:06,040 --> 02:02:07,100 He's selling that now. 2146 02:02:07,540 --> 02:02:07,800 And was. 2147 02:02:07,960 --> 02:02:10,100 It was Sean Penn who managed to capture Chapo. 2148 02:02:12,120 --> 02:02:12,520 Eh. 2149 02:02:13,320 --> 02:02:14,260 Fucking telling you. 2150 02:02:15,280 --> 02:02:15,880 Sean Penn. 2151 02:02:16,220 --> 02:02:16,780 Was doing. 2152 02:02:17,200 --> 02:02:18,780 A bit of interviewing down in. 2153 02:02:19,740 --> 02:02:20,140 Mexico. 2154 02:02:20,140 --> 02:02:20,540 And. 2155 02:02:21,540 --> 02:02:22,460 He managed to fucking. 2156 02:02:23,380 --> 02:02:25,040 Put the feds on to Chapo. 2157 02:02:25,680 --> 02:02:26,220 Chapo lizard. 2158 02:02:26,220 --> 02:02:33,140 If I was Sean Penn. 2159 02:02:33,220 --> 02:02:34,060 I'd be scared now. 2160 02:02:34,660 --> 02:02:35,540 That Chapo's a. 2161 02:02:35,900 --> 02:02:37,160 He's a slippery old eel. 2162 02:02:38,020 --> 02:02:39,680 He might have the boom boom boys. 2163 02:02:40,520 --> 02:02:41,260 Or a few. 2164 02:02:41,520 --> 02:02:42,260 Mexican boom. 2165 02:02:42,420 --> 02:02:43,100 Boom battas. 2166 02:02:45,180 --> 02:02:45,700 Heading. 2167 02:02:46,180 --> 02:02:47,420 Sean Penny boys way. 2168 02:02:48,080 --> 02:02:49,060 Pennywise the clown. 2169 02:02:53,780 --> 02:02:55,720 His new film looks like a riot. 2170 02:02:55,900 --> 02:02:57,160 He's got mad Mel in there. 2171 02:02:57,260 --> 02:02:57,860 Who's mad Mel? 2172 02:03:02,540 --> 02:03:03,340 Fuck this. 2173 02:03:10,700 --> 02:03:11,100 Now. 2174 02:03:12,100 --> 02:03:13,720 We have a couple of things to collect. 2175 02:03:14,420 --> 02:03:15,600 To come back and get this. 2176 02:03:16,380 --> 02:03:18,380 Where's the fucking... 2177 02:03:19,380 --> 02:03:20,380 I don't know. 2178 02:03:21,380 --> 02:03:26,380 Brainschluck, thank you very much, sir. You're a gentleman, and you're a saint, and a scholar too. 2179 02:03:29,380 --> 02:03:30,380 Scholastic. 2180 02:03:43,380 --> 02:03:45,380 Thanks, Evan. 2181 02:03:46,380 --> 02:03:49,380 What does the BYD mean in your name, Evan? 2182 02:03:52,380 --> 02:03:54,380 Ya crazy horse. 2183 02:04:00,380 --> 02:04:05,380 J.P. Mookleson of the Bookleson. Thanks for the Tuesday transition. 2184 02:04:05,380 --> 02:04:10,380 Shout out to Madeline and Evan smoking a Cool J out the window. 2185 02:04:12,380 --> 02:04:14,380 A little Cool J, is it? 2186 02:04:15,380 --> 02:04:16,380 Don't fucking fall out. 2187 02:04:19,380 --> 02:04:23,380 Uh, thank you very much, Clone- a clone named Melissa- 2188 02:04:23,380 --> 02:04:25,380 Oh! Oh! Hey! 2189 02:04:26,380 --> 02:04:28,380 Let's call the fucking Teletookie, man. 2190 02:04:28,380 --> 02:04:29,380 Clearly you can't pass the phone. 2191 02:04:29,380 --> 02:04:30,380 Clearly you can't pass the phone. 2192 02:04:34,380 --> 02:04:35,380 Thank you very much there. 2193 02:04:39,380 --> 02:04:40,380 Fuck. 2194 02:04:41,380 --> 02:04:43,380 He's gone, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone. 2195 02:04:46,380 --> 02:04:47,380 Not man. 2196 02:04:48,380 --> 02:04:50,380 Let's call the fucking Teletookie. 2197 02:04:50,380 --> 02:04:51,380 Clearly you can pass the phone. 2198 02:04:51,380 --> 02:05:02,380 Thank you very much, uh, Faith Johnston, and Jordan P. Nison, who says, "Fitter, happier by... with Jordan P. would be great. Fitter. 2199 02:05:02,380 --> 02:05:05,380 "Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym." 2200 02:05:05,380 --> 02:05:07,380 Yes, those are the lyrics. 2201 02:05:07,380 --> 02:05:08,380 "Fitter, I'm gonna go, man." 2202 02:05:08,380 --> 02:05:11,380 Thank you very much for the donation, Jordan P. Nison. 2203 02:05:11,380 --> 02:05:12,380 "Fitter, I'm gonna go, man." 2204 02:05:12,380 --> 02:05:13,380 Clearly you can't pass the phone. 2205 02:05:13,380 --> 02:05:14,380 And Fox is a Cove of Toxin. 2206 02:05:14,380 --> 02:05:16,380 I was just thinking about you there the last day. 2207 02:05:18,380 --> 02:05:19,380 And I wanted to say... 2208 02:05:20,380 --> 02:05:22,380 Fucking thank you, and you're a fucking legend, man. 2209 02:05:23,380 --> 02:05:24,380 Thank you very much. 2210 02:05:25,380 --> 02:05:26,380 I don't say that about everyone. 2211 02:05:27,380 --> 02:05:28,380 Thank you very much. 2212 02:05:29,380 --> 02:05:32,380 I agree, man. After buying some new clobber, round up the boys to come pointing. 2213 02:05:33,380 --> 02:05:34,380 I want the whole town to say... 2214 02:05:34,380 --> 02:05:35,380 Hey, Aaron Brenneman, thank you very much. 2215 02:05:36,380 --> 02:05:37,380 Thank you very much. 2216 02:05:38,380 --> 02:05:39,380 Fucking legend, man. 2217 02:05:39,380 --> 02:05:40,380 I mean that. 2218 02:05:40,380 --> 02:05:41,380 I sincerely mean that to you. 2219 02:05:43,380 --> 02:05:45,380 Because I'd never say that to anyone else. 2220 02:05:45,380 --> 02:05:46,380 Only you. 2221 02:05:49,380 --> 02:05:51,380 I agree, man. After buying some new clobber. 2222 02:05:51,380 --> 02:05:52,380 Round up the boys to come pointing. 2223 02:05:52,380 --> 02:05:54,380 I want the whole town to see me. 2224 02:05:55,380 --> 02:05:56,380 Fortunately, this guy is docile. 2225 02:05:57,380 --> 02:05:58,380 Elaine, thank you very much. 2226 02:06:06,380 --> 02:06:07,380 Yeah. 2227 02:06:10,380 --> 02:06:11,380 Gabe, how are you? 2228 02:06:12,380 --> 02:06:14,320 That's called the fucking tele-tugging. 2229 02:06:14,580 --> 02:06:15,720 Clearly you can't pass the board. 2230 02:06:16,240 --> 02:06:18,780 You're itching, are you? You need to get someone to give you a scratch. 2231 02:06:20,760 --> 02:06:22,320 Maybe you should have a scratch yourself. 2232 02:06:28,600 --> 02:06:29,600 Why would it be locked? 2233 02:06:30,100 --> 02:06:32,160 On the other side, I have the keys. 2234 02:06:32,420 --> 02:06:34,040 It wouldn't be the armor key, would it? 2235 02:06:34,760 --> 02:06:35,160 Chat? 2236 02:06:35,840 --> 02:06:36,900 With a backseat gaming? 2237 02:06:36,900 --> 02:06:37,900 Oh, man. 2238 02:06:41,840 --> 02:06:42,600 Waste. 2239 02:06:43,920 --> 02:06:44,900 Waste of bullets. 2240 02:06:47,280 --> 02:06:47,920 Oh! 2241 02:06:52,920 --> 02:06:54,120 I'm on fine. 2242 02:07:02,960 --> 02:07:04,400 Back out still alive. 2243 02:07:04,400 --> 02:07:05,100 Shit. 2244 02:07:13,580 --> 02:07:14,100 Shit. 2245 02:07:15,760 --> 02:07:21,420 We better save the game, because I can see something really fucking disastrous happening soon enough. 2246 02:07:21,420 --> 02:07:21,480 Shit. 2247 02:07:30,520 --> 02:07:32,940 Welcome to Late Night Games. 2248 02:07:32,940 --> 02:07:41,480 Welcome to Late Night Games. 2249 02:07:54,120 --> 02:07:55,540 Great animation here. 2250 02:07:55,680 --> 02:07:57,360 The elevator doors. 2251 02:07:57,960 --> 02:07:58,300 Stil. 2252 02:07:58,300 --> 02:08:01,600 Back in the kitchen now. 2253 02:08:05,540 --> 02:08:09,360 Should I fucking risk taking out the hunter, S. Thompson? 2254 02:08:09,920 --> 02:08:10,720 I'm gonna do it. 2255 02:08:11,460 --> 02:08:13,480 This is a big risk, but I'm gonna fucking do it, man. 2256 02:08:13,620 --> 02:08:14,080 Don't care. 2257 02:08:15,580 --> 02:08:16,180 Don't care. 2258 02:08:17,460 --> 02:08:18,440 Don't care. 2259 02:08:18,540 --> 02:08:19,340 Gonna kill this guy. 2260 02:08:20,440 --> 02:08:22,080 This guy's gonna be nothing to me. 2261 02:08:22,640 --> 02:08:24,020 I'll let him live. 2262 02:08:25,180 --> 02:08:28,700 When I get to the hunter, he's going downtown. 2263 02:08:30,820 --> 02:08:31,940 Winning streak vibes. 2264 02:08:40,680 --> 02:08:43,260 Casually throw around the table here. 2265 02:08:44,720 --> 02:08:45,680 He's nothing to me. 2266 02:08:47,540 --> 02:08:48,600 He's nothing to me. 2267 02:08:48,740 --> 02:08:49,900 And he never will be anything. 2268 02:08:50,000 --> 02:08:50,820 I have no time for him. 2269 02:08:52,260 --> 02:08:53,180 He's a loser. 2270 02:08:53,180 --> 02:08:53,280 He's a loser. 2271 02:09:02,220 --> 02:09:03,620 Do you know Pachy Bonner? 2272 02:09:04,140 --> 02:09:05,640 Would you love to know Pachy Bonner? 2273 02:09:05,960 --> 02:09:06,980 Where is Pachy Bonner? 2274 02:09:07,380 --> 02:09:08,460 Says Degs in the chat. 2275 02:09:09,000 --> 02:09:09,460 I don't know. 2276 02:09:09,540 --> 02:09:10,180 Hopefully he's alright. 2277 02:09:11,260 --> 02:09:13,720 And big shout out to Pachy Bonner if you're watching. 2278 02:09:14,380 --> 02:09:15,220 Safe hands, man. 2279 02:09:18,760 --> 02:09:24,600 I wonder what kind of goalie gloves did you used to wear, Pachy Bonner? 2280 02:09:24,700 --> 02:09:25,440 Was it Royce? 2281 02:09:27,000 --> 02:09:29,260 Or were you more of a Mitre? 2282 02:09:29,600 --> 02:09:30,000 Mitre? 2283 02:09:30,440 --> 02:09:30,740 Man. 2284 02:09:34,480 --> 02:09:36,280 Peter Schmeichel used to wear Royce. 2285 02:09:39,760 --> 02:09:40,200 Ow. 2286 02:09:42,120 --> 02:09:42,900 Umbro, was it? 2287 02:09:44,720 --> 02:09:46,920 Do you like Pachy Bonner? 2288 02:09:47,020 --> 02:09:47,360 You do. 2289 02:09:47,360 --> 02:09:50,800 Okay, we'll put that in there. 2290 02:10:00,280 --> 02:10:01,040 Oh, fuck. 2291 02:10:01,480 --> 02:10:01,740 Fuck. 2292 02:10:02,340 --> 02:10:02,820 Let's do with him! 2293 02:10:03,780 --> 02:10:04,480 Let's do with him! 2294 02:10:05,280 --> 02:10:05,960 Let's do with him! 2295 02:10:05,960 --> 02:10:35,940 I'm sorry. 2296 02:10:35,940 --> 02:10:40,940 *Screaming* 2297 02:10:40,940 --> 02:10:42,940 *Screaming* 2298 02:10:42,940 --> 02:10:44,940 *Screaming* 2299 02:10:44,940 --> 02:10:52,940 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 2300 02:10:52,940 --> 02:10:56,940 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going. 2301 02:10:56,940 --> 02:11:02,940 I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing. 2302 02:11:02,940 --> 02:11:08,940 Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it. 2303 02:11:08,940 --> 02:11:13,180 You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft. 2304 02:11:13,180 --> 02:11:17,720 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the blades. 2305 02:11:17,720 --> 02:11:22,260 This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 2306 02:11:22,260 --> 02:11:44,260 Egg and pudding and beans. 2307 02:11:44,260 --> 02:11:47,620 Egg and pudding and beans. 2308 02:11:48,460 --> 02:11:50,920 Egg and pudding and beans. 2309 02:11:51,700 --> 02:11:54,340 Egg and pudding and beans. 2310 02:11:54,940 --> 02:11:57,460 Do you know what this means? 2311 02:11:58,660 --> 02:12:01,380 Do you know what this means? 2312 02:12:01,880 --> 02:12:04,300 Do you know what this means? 2313 02:12:05,500 --> 02:12:08,260 Egg and pudding and beans. 2314 02:12:08,840 --> 02:12:11,860 Egg and pudding and beans. 2315 02:12:12,680 --> 02:12:14,820 Egg and pudding and beans. 2316 02:12:14,820 --> 02:12:44,800 I'm sorry. 2317 02:12:44,800 --> 02:13:14,780 Is that a helicopter? Jesus Christ! What's the crack? Your boy is back. Had to go for a piss. 2318 02:13:14,780 --> 02:13:23,060 Now you're in lyrical bliss. It's called heaven. Francis Higgins on the mic every seven days a week. 2319 02:13:25,220 --> 02:13:28,740 That shit was weak. Send it back to where you got it. Ask for a return. 2320 02:13:30,360 --> 02:13:31,640 Because you're gonna get burnt. 2321 02:13:32,000 --> 02:13:33,400 That shit is like asbestos. 2322 02:13:33,880 --> 02:13:36,200 Might stop the fire from happening, but it's no good for you. 2323 02:13:36,580 --> 02:13:39,080 You might get some domestos while you're down the shop too. 2324 02:13:39,620 --> 02:13:41,980 Go and fucking clean the loo because it stings the poo. 2325 02:13:42,340 --> 02:13:44,000 All the piss all over the seat as well. 2326 02:13:44,640 --> 02:13:45,840 Where the fuck do you think you're living? 2327 02:13:46,300 --> 02:13:46,540 Hell? 2328 02:13:47,500 --> 02:13:50,500 Did your mommy not teach you to fucking tie your shoes? 2329 02:13:50,640 --> 02:13:53,740 Clean your fucking room like JP in school? 2330 02:13:54,300 --> 02:13:55,460 Yeah, he's on the curriculum. 2331 02:13:57,100 --> 02:13:58,340 He's fucking siculum. 2332 02:13:58,340 --> 02:14:06,980 JP taught me how to fucking live life. 2333 02:14:11,400 --> 02:14:12,840 But I haven't got a wife. 2334 02:14:13,980 --> 02:14:15,220 I think he has though. 2335 02:14:17,520 --> 02:14:21,060 I've seen him squeezing out a few tears on a web stream once. 2336 02:14:21,700 --> 02:14:24,560 I said cheers in the chat. 2337 02:14:25,540 --> 02:14:26,460 No one wrote back. 2338 02:14:26,460 --> 02:14:30,760 Because it was slack. 2339 02:14:34,040 --> 02:14:36,200 Can't believe I didn't fucking save that game. 2340 02:14:36,500 --> 02:14:38,200 Now I'm gonna have to go through it all again. 2341 02:14:38,280 --> 02:14:39,000 Feel the pain. 2342 02:14:39,560 --> 02:14:40,440 Are you gonna stay with me? 2343 02:14:40,640 --> 02:14:44,580 I'm not sure if I should be fucking making you go on that plane. 2344 02:14:45,940 --> 02:14:47,240 Even myself as well. 2345 02:14:47,300 --> 02:14:47,820 I'm in doubt. 2346 02:14:49,120 --> 02:14:50,240 Gonna have to figure it out. 2347 02:14:50,300 --> 02:14:54,420 How to get past the two fucking slime boys in that Hunter S. Thompson room. 2348 02:14:54,700 --> 02:14:55,720 Or find another route. 2349 02:14:58,100 --> 02:14:59,380 Find another route. 2350 02:14:59,780 --> 02:15:02,040 Get past those slime boys. 2351 02:15:02,480 --> 02:15:03,600 Figure it out. 2352 02:15:04,000 --> 02:15:05,000 Figure it out. 2353 02:15:09,000 --> 02:15:11,980 My name is Francis Higgins. 2354 02:15:14,280 --> 02:15:17,280 We're gonna do it like we used to do. 2355 02:15:20,320 --> 02:15:23,480 Playing a Resident Evil game all night. 2356 02:15:23,540 --> 02:15:23,840 Yeah. 2357 02:15:26,960 --> 02:15:28,420 On a school night. 2358 02:15:29,080 --> 02:15:30,600 On a school night. 2359 02:15:30,600 --> 02:15:47,720 This one goes out to everyone out there in the chat. 2360 02:15:48,180 --> 02:15:48,960 Looking back. 2361 02:15:49,820 --> 02:15:50,600 Back slapping. 2362 02:15:51,260 --> 02:15:51,960 Not napping. 2363 02:15:52,300 --> 02:15:53,500 Taking the fucking herbs. 2364 02:15:54,040 --> 02:15:54,940 And then quit yapping. 2365 02:15:55,360 --> 02:15:57,580 Take those slime boys downtown. 2366 02:15:58,840 --> 02:16:00,840 And make them feel pain in their crowd. 2367 02:16:01,680 --> 02:16:02,900 Punch their faces in. 2368 02:16:02,920 --> 02:16:04,600 Even though you can't do that in this game. 2369 02:16:04,680 --> 02:16:07,080 You have to use the fucking bullet or the shotgun or something. 2370 02:16:08,540 --> 02:16:09,900 Neil knows what I'm on about. 2371 02:16:12,240 --> 02:16:13,960 My madman Neil. 2372 02:16:14,140 --> 02:16:15,240 Comes in here. 2373 02:16:15,520 --> 02:16:17,160 Kneel and pray. 2374 02:16:19,840 --> 02:16:20,240 Uh. 2375 02:16:20,600 --> 02:16:20,920 Uh. 2376 02:16:21,160 --> 02:16:22,280 That's what I say. 2377 02:16:23,600 --> 02:16:25,060 We gotta move that. 2378 02:16:25,560 --> 02:16:26,300 Wooden letter. 2379 02:16:26,440 --> 02:16:29,200 To collect the map outside that water jug. 2380 02:16:29,800 --> 02:16:32,860 She got that water jug on top of her head. 2381 02:16:34,300 --> 02:16:36,460 Big shout out to the stream chat. 2382 02:16:37,000 --> 02:16:37,640 Ray Ryan. 2383 02:16:37,820 --> 02:16:38,420 Steven Thomas. 2384 02:16:38,500 --> 02:16:38,980 Dad boy. 2385 02:16:39,100 --> 02:16:39,680 Agent Orange. 2386 02:16:39,760 --> 02:16:40,340 Dom Glover. 2387 02:16:40,440 --> 02:16:41,100 Sam Wood. 2388 02:16:42,140 --> 02:16:43,400 How are you doing man? 2389 02:16:43,780 --> 02:16:44,560 Wish you could. 2390 02:16:45,580 --> 02:16:46,860 Be around man. 2391 02:16:47,200 --> 02:16:49,480 For the moment when I get past Slimer. 2392 02:16:50,940 --> 02:16:53,300 But you're gonna have to come back in a hymer. 2393 02:16:53,520 --> 02:16:54,560 Have you seen those hymer? 2394 02:16:55,280 --> 02:16:57,000 Fucking hymer camper vans. 2395 02:16:57,180 --> 02:16:58,460 They've got all the kit. 2396 02:16:58,660 --> 02:16:59,180 They're massive. 2397 02:16:59,900 --> 02:17:04,160 You'd need to be earning some serious shit to be able to afford one of those boys. 2398 02:17:06,360 --> 02:17:07,320 Wobble wobble wobble. 2399 02:17:07,400 --> 02:17:07,940 Who dis? 2400 02:17:08,180 --> 02:17:09,060 John Dwan. 2401 02:17:09,300 --> 02:17:10,100 Says bars. 2402 02:17:10,400 --> 02:17:11,040 Thanks san. 2403 02:17:11,480 --> 02:17:12,220 Keelan Croak. 2404 02:17:12,480 --> 02:17:13,540 Superhorran 21. 2405 02:17:13,820 --> 02:17:14,500 David Patterson. 2406 02:17:14,580 --> 02:17:15,200 Ghetto Canetto. 2407 02:17:15,720 --> 02:17:16,620 This shit is done. 2408 02:17:16,620 --> 02:17:18,000 I'm feeling drunk. 2409 02:17:21,660 --> 02:17:23,000 Like a mad monk. 2410 02:17:23,920 --> 02:17:24,920 Benedictine style. 2411 02:17:25,780 --> 02:17:26,700 Sipping buck fast. 2412 02:17:26,760 --> 02:17:28,360 Getting me self fucked fast. 2413 02:17:28,880 --> 02:17:30,180 On a different number. 2414 02:17:30,380 --> 02:17:31,360 Skeel 24. 2415 02:17:31,620 --> 02:17:32,520 Something like that. 2416 02:17:33,920 --> 02:17:35,300 Kadeon skeel with you. 2417 02:17:35,460 --> 02:17:36,180 What's the story? 2418 02:17:39,580 --> 02:17:41,220 I wish my name was Rory. 2419 02:17:41,600 --> 02:17:44,400 And that's a mad little rhyme you can have yourself. 2420 02:17:44,820 --> 02:17:46,360 Next time you feel stuck. 2421 02:17:47,300 --> 02:17:49,300 And you need to get out of a little tight hole. 2422 02:17:50,340 --> 02:17:54,020 Do you find yourselves trapped inside a tight hole from time to time? 2423 02:17:54,560 --> 02:17:56,740 Well you can remember this little rhyme from me. 2424 02:17:57,320 --> 02:17:58,140 And stop crying. 2425 02:17:58,720 --> 02:17:58,940 Alright? 2426 02:17:59,100 --> 02:17:59,940 Because you've got it covered. 2427 02:18:00,560 --> 02:18:02,740 Click on TV3 as per usual. 2428 02:18:02,920 --> 02:18:04,680 Can't fucking take it off the telly. 2429 02:18:05,740 --> 02:18:08,000 I love you TV3. 2430 02:18:10,000 --> 02:18:11,280 And Jordan B. 2431 02:18:20,280 --> 02:18:22,280 I want the whole town to see me. 2432 02:18:22,280 --> 02:18:28,280 Tupac Shahiggins, thanks so much baby for that one euro, yeah. 2433 02:18:28,280 --> 02:18:33,280 Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, yeah. 2434 02:18:33,280 --> 02:18:42,280 Hope you're feeling good and that you're not gonna be too down in the morning, yeah. 2435 02:18:42,280 --> 02:18:45,280 Faith Johnston style. 2436 02:18:45,280 --> 02:18:57,280 The license fee wouldn't pay for this shite, that in a million years. 2437 02:18:57,280 --> 02:19:02,280 That man, that's called the fucking tenetur. 2438 02:19:02,280 --> 02:19:04,280 Clearly you can't pass the fucker. 2439 02:19:04,280 --> 02:19:08,280 License fee wouldn't pay for this, there ain't no license fee for me, why? 2440 02:19:08,280 --> 02:19:13,280 No license fee, I gotta rely upon Anaconda G. 2441 02:19:13,280 --> 02:19:17,280 And all the other cool pups in the hut. 2442 02:19:17,280 --> 02:19:21,280 Giving me a little bit of their mut mut lut loot. 2443 02:19:21,280 --> 02:19:25,280 That's L-U dot dot T. 2444 02:19:25,280 --> 02:19:32,280 I'm feeling like I'm living on TV3, out in the fucking main cloud frame. 2445 02:19:32,280 --> 02:19:36,280 I've got my own TV studio and it's not so lame. 2446 02:19:36,280 --> 02:19:44,280 We're gonna do a new fucking format show, it's called TV3 Investigates. 2447 02:19:44,280 --> 02:19:48,280 We do our own fucking primetime style thing, but on a lower budget. 2448 02:19:48,280 --> 02:19:52,280 And it'll get a bit of hate at the beginning, but things will pick up. 2449 02:19:52,280 --> 02:19:53,280 Why? 2450 02:19:53,280 --> 02:19:56,280 Because we don't play by their fucking rules. 2451 02:19:56,280 --> 02:19:58,280 We do illegal stuff. 2452 02:19:58,280 --> 02:20:02,280 Fucking covert filming and we're actually dodgy as well. 2453 02:20:02,280 --> 02:20:05,280 Like you know we'd be liaising with the gangsters themselves. 2454 02:20:05,280 --> 02:20:07,280 All that sort of stuff. 2455 02:20:07,280 --> 02:20:09,280 It's a bit of a fucking- 2456 02:20:09,280 --> 02:20:10,280 It's in a process at the moment. 2457 02:20:10,280 --> 02:20:13,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2458 02:20:13,280 --> 02:20:14,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2459 02:20:14,280 --> 02:20:15,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2460 02:20:15,280 --> 02:20:16,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2461 02:20:16,280 --> 02:20:17,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2462 02:20:17,280 --> 02:20:18,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2463 02:20:18,280 --> 02:20:19,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2464 02:20:19,280 --> 02:20:20,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2465 02:20:20,280 --> 02:20:21,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2466 02:20:21,280 --> 02:20:22,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2467 02:20:22,280 --> 02:20:23,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2468 02:20:23,280 --> 02:20:24,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2469 02:20:24,280 --> 02:20:25,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2470 02:20:25,280 --> 02:20:26,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2471 02:20:26,280 --> 02:20:27,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2472 02:20:27,280 --> 02:20:28,280 It's not realized yet, but we will get there. 2473 02:20:28,280 --> 02:20:42,280 I'm sorry that you didn't get a steering wheel from mommy. 2474 02:20:42,280 --> 02:20:47,280 I'm sorry that you didn't get a steering wheel at all, baby. 2475 02:20:47,280 --> 02:20:55,280 I know that you wish you could have your little dish of steering wheel Cheerios every morning, 2476 02:20:55,280 --> 02:20:59,280 But you can't, because I'm still yawning. 2477 02:20:59,280 --> 02:21:02,280 I like to drive around the town. 2478 02:21:05,280 --> 02:21:10,280 This boy is feeling like a slithery clown. 2479 02:21:12,280 --> 02:21:15,280 I like to stroke the snake's head with my thumb. 2480 02:21:15,280 --> 02:21:18,280 He feels good when I'm on the run. 2481 02:21:20,280 --> 02:21:25,280 I like to fucking rub this snake's little eyes. 2482 02:21:25,280 --> 02:21:30,280 And its claws, its fangs, pack a nasty surprise. 2483 02:21:30,280 --> 02:21:34,280 When they bite you, full of venom. 2484 02:21:34,280 --> 02:22:04,260 of enemy. Get nice and God bless. Rest in pieces. You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. Why did you not discuss your well-paid climate? Why did you not discuss your well-paid climate? Why did you not discuss your well-paid climate? You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. You have been peddling 2485 02:22:04,260 --> 02:22:13,300 lies. Right. I think that's us. Because I can't. There's no way I'm going through this fucking shit again. 2486 02:22:13,600 --> 02:22:18,800 But I want to say a big thank you to everybody who's watched and the usual everyone who's donated. 2487 02:22:19,940 --> 02:22:29,060 I feel blessed. Like a blessed little egg. Let's have a quick look now and see if we can 2488 02:22:29,060 --> 02:22:32,360 see if there's anything happening in Hong Kong. 2489 02:22:34,240 --> 02:22:43,140 Thank you very much, Bukal the Mookal. 2490 02:22:43,140 --> 02:23:13,120 Thank you. 2491 02:23:13,120 --> 02:23:31,080 I thought that was like the little snake that we were just we had to kill a few times. Doesn't 2492 02:23:31,080 --> 02:23:38,240 it look like the little snake that we had to kill in Resident Evil? Watch this. Jill, watch 2493 02:23:38,240 --> 02:23:54,880 out there's a snake. Cool man. The boys in Hong Kong got themselves a little trolley full of wooden pieces. 2494 02:23:57,140 --> 02:24:03,960 Oh man, sorry. I just have to try and get this camera working here. Put that second camera on. Video capture device. 2495 02:24:04,100 --> 02:24:17,140 Camera. Webcam 2. Webcam 2. There we go. Now. Madness. Madness in Hong Kong. 2496 02:24:21,140 --> 02:24:32,800 I'll be waiting. I'll be waiting. I'll be waiting. It's nothing more than a daydream. Thank you very much for the donations. It's really nice. 2497 02:24:38,040 --> 02:24:39,800 Thanks for the donation. 2498 02:24:39,800 --> 02:24:41,800 *Sk* 2499 02:24:41,800 --> 02:24:42,800 *Sk* 2500 02:24:42,800 --> 02:24:43,800 *Sk* 2501 02:24:43,800 --> 02:24:44,800 *Sk* 2502 02:24:44,800 --> 02:24:45,800 *Sk* 2503 02:24:45,800 --> 02:24:46,800 *Sk* 2504 02:24:46,800 --> 02:24:49,800 Voice Lad Slippery, what's the story? 2505 02:24:49,800 --> 02:24:50,800 *Sk* 2506 02:24:50,800 --> 02:24:54,800 Hong Kong boys with the umbrellas trying to rab 2507 02:24:54,800 --> 02:24:56,800 Ram someone's gaff in 2508 02:24:56,800 --> 02:24:59,800 With a trolley full of wooden shit 2509 02:24:59,800 --> 02:25:02,800 Where did they get it? 2510 02:25:02,800 --> 02:25:03,800 I'm not so sure 2511 02:25:03,800 --> 02:25:04,800 *Sk* 2512 02:25:04,800 --> 02:25:05,800 *Sk* 2513 02:25:05,800 --> 02:25:06,800 *Sk* 2514 02:25:06,800 --> 02:25:07,800 *Sk* 2515 02:25:07,800 --> 02:25:15,140 Hard hat Hong Kong lady on top of the trolley of shite and the night. 2516 02:25:19,060 --> 02:25:19,900 HALABA! 2517 02:25:21,300 --> 02:25:25,040 HALA BALALOO LAJOO BABA DOBOO! 2518 02:25:25,680 --> 02:25:28,040 Skiri dee dee dee dee dee dee dee ba ba. 2519 02:25:32,160 --> 02:25:33,320 Shy graffiti. 2520 02:25:33,960 --> 02:25:35,020 Australia, is it? 2521 02:25:36,280 --> 02:25:37,740 Is that Australia? 2522 02:25:39,020 --> 02:25:40,520 Hong Kong is after you. 2523 02:25:42,340 --> 02:25:43,680 Some lock K, bye. 2524 02:25:47,680 --> 02:25:49,560 Oh, wow, look at this drone. 2525 02:25:50,120 --> 02:25:51,280 Droneo and Juliet. 2526 02:25:54,920 --> 02:25:55,520 Nice. 2527 02:25:56,420 --> 02:25:57,700 Ice, ice, baby. 2528 02:25:58,040 --> 02:25:59,520 Hong Kong City at night. 2529 02:26:00,160 --> 02:26:02,040 Can you hear me? Are you feeling alright? 2530 02:26:03,000 --> 02:26:05,060 What's the crack, Jack Fernando Cheng? 2531 02:26:07,780 --> 02:26:09,240 Any spare chung for a hostel? 2532 02:26:09,900 --> 02:26:10,260 Fernando. 2533 02:26:10,760 --> 02:26:12,420 There's something in your eyes tonight. 2534 02:26:12,560 --> 02:26:13,920 The stars were bright. 2535 02:26:13,920 --> 02:26:16,600 Any chung for a hostel, Fernando? 2536 02:26:18,040 --> 02:26:20,160 I ain't too sure what I'm saying. 2537 02:26:20,780 --> 02:26:23,560 But I know that you're gonna be paying. 2538 02:26:24,520 --> 02:26:31,440 When the Chinese government get a hold of you next week or Tuesday or whenever they're coming after you. 2539 02:26:33,040 --> 02:26:36,620 Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam. 2540 02:26:39,560 --> 02:26:40,860 She's like a spring lamb. 2541 02:26:42,080 --> 02:26:44,400 She's got a piece of ham in her hand. 2542 02:26:45,600 --> 02:26:47,120 She's playing with the boys. 2543 02:26:47,640 --> 02:26:49,440 Badass boys and the toys. 2544 02:26:56,080 --> 02:26:58,080 I'm the chief of Hong Kong 2545 02:26:58,740 --> 02:27:00,740 You've all gone wrong 2546 02:27:00,740 --> 02:27:06,440 It's time to grab on to your dongs and leave leave this place alone now 2547 02:27:07,480 --> 02:27:12,400 Leave this place alone now there ain't nothing for you here. Oh 2548 02:27:17,580 --> 02:27:21,240 Come on fuck beat is gone fuck 2549 02:27:22,760 --> 02:27:24,760 We just like 2550 02:27:24,760 --> 02:27:26,760 Oh 2551 02:27:32,760 --> 02:27:36,200 Fuck are you serious? 2552 02:27:39,200 --> 02:27:41,200 All right 2553 02:27:41,200 --> 02:27:44,200 The time come for you to be your own man and take on the world 2554 02:27:44,200 --> 02:27:46,320 Jordan B. Peterson 2555 02:27:46,320 --> 02:27:48,340 Okay we're back we're back 2556 02:27:48,340 --> 02:27:53,340 Oh fuck 2557 02:27:53,340 --> 02:28:01,340 Oh fuck 2558 02:28:01,340 --> 02:28:02,220 Oh, fuck. 2559 02:28:23,020 --> 02:28:27,180 Yo, we drinking that wine, that fine Hong Kong wine. 2560 02:28:27,360 --> 02:28:30,180 Each time I feel like I'm alive. 2561 02:28:30,420 --> 02:28:32,380 My name is Carrie Lam. 2562 02:28:33,000 --> 02:28:35,440 Did you ever try to carry a lamb? 2563 02:28:36,020 --> 02:28:38,860 All across the wall city of Kowloon. 2564 02:28:40,020 --> 02:28:40,960 I bet you didn't. 2565 02:28:41,420 --> 02:28:42,440 I bet you didn't. 2566 02:28:43,140 --> 02:28:44,780 Well, then you'll know soon. 2567 02:28:45,400 --> 02:28:46,320 You'll know soon. 2568 02:28:46,420 --> 02:28:49,500 When the Chinese Xi Jinping gets a hold of you, 2569 02:28:49,600 --> 02:28:54,280 it's gonna make a fucking monkey out of you. 2570 02:28:54,720 --> 02:28:56,220 When he sees you soon. 2571 02:28:59,500 --> 02:29:00,380 It keeps changing. 2572 02:29:02,760 --> 02:29:04,620 Fucking keeps changing, man. 2573 02:29:08,820 --> 02:29:09,960 We drinking that? 2574 02:29:09,960 --> 02:29:11,320 Yo, yo. 2575 02:29:11,700 --> 02:29:13,600 We drinking that Chinese wine. 2576 02:29:13,960 --> 02:29:15,640 We got that Chinese wine. 2577 02:29:15,720 --> 02:29:16,340 You know what? 2578 02:29:17,020 --> 02:29:17,400 Yeah. 2579 02:29:17,400 --> 02:29:18,600 We're feeling fine. 2580 02:29:18,600 --> 02:29:20,780 Drinking that Chinese wine. 2581 02:29:20,980 --> 02:29:22,320 All night, baby. 2582 02:29:22,640 --> 02:29:24,800 We're drinking that Chinese wine. 2583 02:29:25,280 --> 02:29:25,980 All night. 2584 02:29:26,440 --> 02:29:44,140 I'm feeling fine in Hong Kong baby. You don't even know me I got rabies. I got bit by a Kowloon city dog the last day. And now I feel like I'm foaming at the mouth like a frog in a kind of serious way. 2585 02:29:45,520 --> 02:30:11,400 I'm the king of Kowloon Hong Kong and I want to tell you all that you've been doing so wrong. Smashing up the shops breaking down the walls of pain smashing glass. You're going insane. Go back go back fucking and do a bit of work somewhere else because you're only causing death and destruction here. You're going to get left up on the shelf soon enough. 2586 02:30:12,700 --> 02:30:41,240 We want to make the government to not how does that even make sense. We want to make the government to not try to avoid our voice again because you know we are the future of Hong Kong citizens and we have to fight for our future freedom. Freedom. Fighting for my Hong Kong freedom. Can you see them throwing bricks mortar bombs and sticks trying to make those pigs feel sick with their glass. 2587 02:30:41,880 --> 02:30:50,180 Plexiglass shields. Plexiglass shields. That they wield like Chinese eels. 2588 02:30:56,600 --> 02:31:02,100 The shtick boys are coming. The shtick boys are coming. They're going to bash your head in with their shticks. Get running. 2589 02:31:02,100 --> 02:31:16,440 We got a fucking Aussie flag. A loads of shtick graffiti and some black and white pictures of my dad and his sister and his mother and his brother. 2590 02:31:16,820 --> 02:31:18,620 Which are my uncle and auntie. 2591 02:31:19,680 --> 02:31:24,400 I'm not auntie Hong Kong. I'm just not fucking pro China. Do you know what I mean? 2592 02:31:26,900 --> 02:31:28,360 It's time for the news guys. 2593 02:31:29,500 --> 02:31:30,900 It's time for the news. 2594 02:31:31,440 --> 02:31:32,980 Let me read you the news. 2595 02:31:33,920 --> 02:31:35,660 I've got a nice body don't I? 2596 02:31:36,080 --> 02:31:37,540 I've got a nice body don't I? 2597 02:31:40,500 --> 02:31:42,220 I've got a great body. 2598 02:31:49,100 --> 02:31:52,020 Ah the beat went fucking beat went sour man. 2599 02:31:52,020 --> 02:31:53,260 Ahem. 2600 02:31:55,800 --> 02:31:59,500 Seven seconds away. I'll be waiting. 2601 02:31:59,760 --> 02:32:01,100 Boko do sanke man. 2602 02:32:01,300 --> 02:32:03,380 Thank you very much lonely donk. 2603 02:32:04,020 --> 02:32:05,120 Loneless donkus. 2604 02:32:16,020 --> 02:32:18,520 Shit vibes in Hong Kong city man. 2605 02:32:18,600 --> 02:32:19,980 Are you feeling alright man? 2606 02:32:20,040 --> 02:32:21,940 I hope that you can hear me out there. 2607 02:32:22,380 --> 02:32:22,620 Yo. 2608 02:32:23,020 --> 02:32:24,860 You know that we all care about you. 2609 02:32:24,860 --> 02:32:26,760 I know that the shtick is tight. 2610 02:32:26,900 --> 02:32:28,220 Out in Hong Kong tonight. 2611 02:32:28,600 --> 02:32:30,260 Make sure you're feeling alright. 2612 02:32:30,260 --> 02:32:33,200 Eat an apple and a banana. 2613 02:32:33,620 --> 02:32:36,580 But none of that shtick after 8pm baby. 2614 02:32:38,680 --> 02:32:40,380 I've got a nice body don't I? 2615 02:32:40,640 --> 02:32:42,320 I've got a great body don't I? 2616 02:32:47,440 --> 02:32:48,000 Yo. 2617 02:32:52,000 --> 02:32:54,440 We've been out here all day looking at the shtick. 2618 02:32:54,580 --> 02:32:55,440 It's fucking mental. 2619 02:32:55,620 --> 02:32:56,660 There's people over there. 2620 02:32:57,140 --> 02:32:58,720 And they've gone fucking lula. 2621 02:32:59,060 --> 02:33:00,040 They've got some some. 2622 02:33:00,420 --> 02:33:01,300 And then there's a gang. 2623 02:33:01,700 --> 02:33:03,540 There's a gang lads over there. 2624 02:33:03,900 --> 02:33:06,020 And they're having a fucking mad sesh. 2625 02:33:07,000 --> 02:33:07,500 They're all. 2626 02:33:07,600 --> 02:33:08,900 They're tapping their heads like. 2627 02:33:10,780 --> 02:33:11,440 And I'm. 2628 02:33:11,800 --> 02:33:12,660 Meanwhile I'm. 2629 02:33:12,880 --> 02:33:13,840 Meanwhile I'm here. 2630 02:33:13,940 --> 02:33:15,380 Trying to get my fucking head together. 2631 02:33:15,920 --> 02:33:16,360 Hey. 2632 02:33:16,680 --> 02:33:16,920 Whoa. 2633 02:33:17,900 --> 02:33:18,940 Don't fucking do that. 2634 02:33:19,140 --> 02:33:19,600 Don't you. 2635 02:33:19,760 --> 02:33:21,300 Don't ever fucking do that again. 2636 02:33:21,720 --> 02:33:22,160 Cunt. 2637 02:33:25,160 --> 02:33:26,000 It's madness. 2638 02:33:26,140 --> 02:33:28,740 There's cunts coming over and putting fucking helmets on my head. 2639 02:33:29,220 --> 02:33:31,080 And there was a guy that was shaking me at you. 2640 02:33:31,200 --> 02:33:33,000 And he was trying to put me away in a box. 2641 02:33:33,120 --> 02:33:33,600 Over there. 2642 02:33:33,960 --> 02:33:34,480 And I was like. 2643 02:33:36,300 --> 02:33:37,420 Stop what you're doing. 2644 02:33:38,620 --> 02:33:39,920 Stop what you're fucking doing. 2645 02:33:40,780 --> 02:33:41,540 It's chaos. 2646 02:33:42,500 --> 02:33:43,600 Absolute chaos collective. 2647 02:33:44,140 --> 02:33:45,500 I want to get back home soon. 2648 02:33:47,100 --> 02:33:48,500 And find out a new directive. 2649 02:33:48,860 --> 02:33:49,660 A new way to go. 2650 02:33:50,300 --> 02:33:52,180 Because this sick ass Hong Kong flow. 2651 02:33:52,560 --> 02:33:53,600 Ain't gonna roll. 2652 02:33:53,820 --> 02:33:54,360 No more. 2653 02:33:54,480 --> 02:33:55,120 Over there. 2654 02:33:55,580 --> 02:33:55,800 Okay. 2655 02:33:55,880 --> 02:33:57,300 I put the beat over there. 2656 02:33:57,520 --> 02:33:57,640 And. 2657 02:33:58,040 --> 02:33:58,820 Beyond those trees. 2658 02:34:00,340 --> 02:34:01,840 Where the fuck are TV3? 2659 02:34:01,980 --> 02:34:02,940 Is TV3 over there? 2660 02:34:03,040 --> 02:34:04,360 I've seen TV3 over there. 2661 02:34:04,480 --> 02:34:05,020 I'm sure I did. 2662 02:34:05,460 --> 02:34:08,040 I heard that Joe Rogan's gonna be doing the weather over there as well. 2663 02:34:09,180 --> 02:34:10,020 He's got the king. 2664 02:34:10,100 --> 02:34:11,060 He's the king of id. 2665 02:34:11,760 --> 02:34:12,720 It's not the ego. 2666 02:34:13,140 --> 02:34:13,820 It's the id. 2667 02:34:15,580 --> 02:34:16,880 Ask Freud and Jung. 2668 02:34:17,640 --> 02:34:18,500 And I'll move over. 2669 02:34:18,600 --> 02:34:19,640 I'll keep moving everything. 2670 02:34:19,820 --> 02:34:22,660 Just keep moving and compartmentalizing everything. 2671 02:34:22,800 --> 02:34:23,640 And rolling. 2672 02:34:24,300 --> 02:34:25,060 And soon enough. 2673 02:34:25,400 --> 02:34:26,380 I promise you. 2674 02:34:27,720 --> 02:34:28,120 Something. 2675 02:34:28,900 --> 02:34:29,760 It's gonna happen. 2676 02:34:30,220 --> 02:34:30,960 Especially here. 2677 02:34:31,200 --> 02:34:32,180 Right now where I'm standing. 2678 02:34:32,180 --> 02:34:34,200 It's just chaos. 2679 02:34:35,040 --> 02:34:35,780 Absolute chaos. 2680 02:34:36,100 --> 02:34:36,700 And I wish. 2681 02:34:39,840 --> 02:34:42,340 That somebody had brought sandwiches or something. 2682 02:34:42,780 --> 02:34:43,960 I've been here all day. 2683 02:34:44,100 --> 02:34:44,580 Too long. 2684 02:34:44,880 --> 02:34:46,180 Can't tell you how long actually. 2685 02:34:46,320 --> 02:34:46,540 Because. 2686 02:34:46,760 --> 02:34:48,500 That's classified information yo. 2687 02:34:48,700 --> 02:34:49,940 Did you bring a sandwich for me? 2688 02:34:50,320 --> 02:34:50,940 Or a euro. 2689 02:34:51,200 --> 02:34:53,060 So I can head down to the Hong Kong shop. 2690 02:34:53,460 --> 02:34:54,660 Buy myself some slop. 2691 02:34:56,360 --> 02:34:57,580 Put it in my pocket. 2692 02:34:57,880 --> 02:34:58,100 It. 2693 02:35:07,100 --> 02:35:09,740 I ate my slop today. 2694 02:35:09,740 --> 02:35:13,380 And it tasted like gruel. 2695 02:35:13,380 --> 02:35:15,940 And I wanted to go back to school. 2696 02:35:16,100 --> 02:35:16,580 Baby. 2697 02:35:17,300 --> 02:35:20,180 I ate some slop today. 2698 02:35:22,180 --> 02:35:23,540 That's all they had. 2699 02:35:23,540 --> 02:35:26,260 They never brought sandwiches or cans. 2700 02:35:27,780 --> 02:35:30,860 I'm a BBC presenter down in Hong Kong. 2701 02:35:32,280 --> 02:35:35,220 I'm just left here standing staring at you. 2702 02:35:35,460 --> 02:35:36,720 And touching my dong. 2703 02:35:37,280 --> 02:35:38,960 But you can't see that. 2704 02:35:39,200 --> 02:35:41,880 Cause the shot has been cropped below the waist. 2705 02:35:43,180 --> 02:35:44,940 Now I can taste. 2706 02:35:45,500 --> 02:35:49,160 The remainder of the beastly slop I ate this morning. 2707 02:35:49,160 --> 02:36:10,760 Brian Morrissey. 2708 02:36:10,880 --> 02:36:11,800 Thanks very much. 2709 02:36:13,400 --> 02:36:15,180 You got the tender ass touch. 2710 02:36:16,180 --> 02:36:17,100 Like a lizard. 2711 02:36:17,460 --> 02:36:18,300 Slithering around. 2712 02:36:18,480 --> 02:36:19,640 Like a motherfucking wizard. 2713 02:36:20,580 --> 02:36:21,600 Come down to Hong Kong. 2714 02:36:21,660 --> 02:36:23,100 And fucking tell that to my face. 2715 02:36:23,600 --> 02:36:24,680 I bet you won't. 2716 02:36:24,980 --> 02:36:26,060 Cause you know that I'm. 2717 02:36:26,640 --> 02:36:27,680 The master. 2718 02:36:30,100 --> 02:36:31,100 Of the case. 2719 02:36:34,480 --> 02:36:35,320 And I'm back. 2720 02:36:35,380 --> 02:36:36,320 And I'm beautiful as well. 2721 02:36:36,380 --> 02:36:37,480 And I've got lovely hair. 2722 02:36:39,020 --> 02:36:39,600 Hang on. 2723 02:36:39,780 --> 02:36:40,060 Hang on. 2724 02:36:40,180 --> 02:36:40,440 Hang on. 2725 02:36:40,540 --> 02:36:40,780 Hang on. 2726 02:36:40,860 --> 02:36:41,080 Hang on. 2727 02:36:41,080 --> 02:36:41,420 Hang on. 2728 02:36:44,620 --> 02:36:46,520 I hope he's alright. 2729 02:36:46,660 --> 02:36:47,680 I hope he's not dead or something. 2730 02:36:48,640 --> 02:36:49,480 Didn't mean to laugh. 2731 02:36:49,580 --> 02:36:49,760 Sorry. 2732 02:36:50,040 --> 02:36:50,340 One sec. 2733 02:36:50,420 --> 02:36:51,180 Now we go here. 2734 02:36:51,500 --> 02:36:51,840 Yeah. 2735 02:36:53,280 --> 02:36:54,320 In other news. 2736 02:36:54,920 --> 02:36:55,700 I'm beautiful. 2737 02:36:56,100 --> 02:36:57,260 And I've got a great. 2738 02:36:58,000 --> 02:36:58,440 Hair. 2739 02:36:58,940 --> 02:36:59,820 And my outfits. 2740 02:36:59,820 --> 02:36:59,860 And my outfits. 2741 02:36:59,860 --> 02:37:01,460 Are class as well. 2742 02:37:02,280 --> 02:37:03,380 Why don't you come down. 2743 02:37:03,520 --> 02:37:05,060 Come down and say that to my face. 2744 02:37:07,600 --> 02:37:08,560 Hopefully he's alright. 2745 02:37:09,760 --> 02:37:10,800 Amnesty International. 2746 02:37:11,660 --> 02:37:12,620 They're good aren't they. 2747 02:37:16,240 --> 02:37:17,600 Is that the tunes gone? 2748 02:37:17,840 --> 02:37:18,820 I think the tunes have gone. 2749 02:37:18,820 --> 02:37:36,480 Yo, we're out here on the Hong Kong streets, yo 2750 02:37:36,480 --> 02:37:39,040 Eating a packet of sweets 2751 02:37:39,040 --> 02:37:41,480 That I bought down Super Value 2752 02:37:41,480 --> 02:37:45,460 With the 420 Anaconda G gave you 2753 02:37:45,460 --> 02:38:10,700 Thank you very much, thank you very much. Anaconda GZ baby, make his feel it like Yeezy. I wanna take it easy in Hong Kong every weeknight and sing my song. Live local time 1709. 2754 02:38:11,700 --> 02:38:24,940 Violence on the 22nd anniversary of the handover to China. Where are the China boys? What are they gonna do? Are they gonna spook the whole population of Hong Kong into U2? 2755 02:38:24,940 --> 02:38:54,920 *music* 2756 02:38:54,920 --> 02:39:15,920 *music* 2757 02:39:15,920 --> 02:39:24,900 We're on the SESH. We wrapped up in a motherfucking mesh of our own iniquity. You can find it down the 2758 02:39:24,900 --> 02:39:47,900 den. That wasn't on TV 3. The chip was RTE. Back to Zig and Zag, Dushden and all the boys. Big shout out to Dushden and Turkey Man. For showing me how to live life. Big shout out to Dushden and fucking Pudge and Raj. Zig and Zag. 2759 02:39:47,900 --> 02:39:49,900 *music* 2760 02:39:49,900 --> 02:40:00,900 You guys were my bag. They're nothing to do with toast video. I used to play it over and over. *music* 2761 02:40:00,900 --> 02:40:01,900 *music* 2762 02:40:01,900 --> 02:40:16,900 And to the radar C. Your best shit was done back in 1993. I know that you've grown up and you're fucking an adult now. But you was back then. So why don't you fucking go back and do some of that stuff again. *music* 2763 02:40:16,900 --> 02:40:23,900 *music* 2764 02:40:23,900 --> 02:40:25,900 *music* 2765 02:40:25,900 --> 02:40:26,900 *music* 2766 02:40:26,900 --> 02:40:30,900 *music* 2767 02:40:30,900 --> 02:40:36,580 do when they're out on the streets getting thrown bags of poo all over their heads and shit. 2768 02:40:47,620 --> 02:40:49,380 Keo flavored crisps. 2769 02:40:57,700 --> 02:41:00,100 I think we're done. I think we're done. 2770 02:41:00,100 --> 02:41:09,100 Thank you very much everyone for watching. Sorry for... I just tried to de-stress there with that because... 2771 02:41:09,100 --> 02:41:14,280 I just couldn't fucking... look at this game again. 2772 02:41:14,420 --> 02:41:18,400 And I think the Resident Evil 1 game has ended with... because I don't know if I can do this again. 2773 02:41:19,460 --> 02:41:20,700 I'm losing the will to live. 2774 02:41:22,220 --> 02:41:23,240 Head's like a sieve. 2775 02:41:27,100 --> 02:41:28,520 Thanks anyway. I hope you're alright. 2776 02:41:28,900 --> 02:41:32,580 Mark Kidd. There's no playlist for the beats. It's just this. 2777 02:41:35,900 --> 02:41:37,900 Chilled Study Beats 2. 2778 02:41:37,900 --> 02:41:39,620 Instrumental and Jazz Hip Hop. 2779 02:41:39,900 --> 02:41:40,900 2016. 2780 02:41:43,900 --> 02:41:44,900 Do you know what I mean? 2781 02:41:45,900 --> 02:41:46,900 Oh. 2782 02:41:48,900 --> 02:41:50,900 Does that go again, is it? 2783 02:41:52,900 --> 02:41:54,900 Oh, I muted it. 2784 02:42:05,900 --> 02:42:07,900 Thanks for the donation. 2785 02:42:16,900 --> 02:42:19,900 Come on then, he peckin' dragons as he's both here. 2786 02:42:20,900 --> 02:42:22,900 Ah, I am burning to death. 2787 02:42:44,900 --> 02:42:48,900 Is that a helicopter? Jesus Christ! 2788 02:42:52,900 --> 02:42:54,900 Yurt. Thanks very much for the donation, Ben. 2789 02:42:55,900 --> 02:42:57,900 I'll be waiting for you to go. 2790 02:42:57,900 --> 02:42:59,900 Yurt, give us a yurt, he said. Yurt. 2791 02:42:59,900 --> 02:43:03,900 Unless you want, like, those tents that you have at festivals, I'm not sure. 2792 02:43:05,900 --> 02:43:07,900 This is me earlier on, look. 2793 02:43:07,900 --> 02:43:09,900 I'm not as happy. 2794 02:43:09,900 --> 02:43:11,900 I'm not as happy. 2795 02:43:11,900 --> 02:43:13,900 Happier times. 2796 02:43:13,900 --> 02:43:17,900 Can you tell Larry Lonergan to stop pissing all over the floor? 2797 02:43:17,900 --> 02:43:19,900 Sorry. 2798 02:43:19,900 --> 02:43:20,300 Sorry. 2799 02:43:21,860 --> 02:43:25,040 Honest Walnut hiding from the Yakuza in Kowloon. 2800 02:43:25,140 --> 02:43:25,580 Soundboy. 2801 02:43:26,460 --> 02:43:28,520 Great display of character, personvergence, and restraint. 2802 02:43:28,640 --> 02:43:29,020 Top stuff. 2803 02:43:29,120 --> 02:43:30,260 Thanks very much, Tupac. 2804 02:43:30,740 --> 02:43:32,740 Never too late to start a save file, Jan. 2805 02:43:33,600 --> 02:43:34,760 I know that now, yeah. 2806 02:43:35,300 --> 02:43:36,360 Thanks very much, everyone. 2807 02:43:36,440 --> 02:43:37,240 I'll talk to you later on. 2808 02:43:44,000 --> 02:43:45,840 When's the midlife crisis coming? 2809 02:43:46,280 --> 02:43:49,280 It's fucking arrived a few years early. 2810 02:43:49,280 --> 02:43:51,580 And I don't know what's going on. 2811 02:43:52,460 --> 02:43:53,660 I don't know when it's going to end. 2812 02:43:54,060 --> 02:43:55,160 But thanks for watching the stream. 2813 02:44:01,120 --> 02:44:02,060 Talk to you later on. 2814 02:44:03,320 --> 02:44:04,220 Good night and God bless. 2815 02:44:04,680 --> 02:44:05,360 Thanks for watching. 2816 02:44:06,340 --> 02:44:06,840 Bye-bye. 2817 02:44:07,740 --> 02:44:08,340 See you later. 2818 02:44:09,100 --> 02:44:09,460 Good luck. 2819 02:44:10,440 --> 02:44:11,140 Good night, God bless. 2820 02:44:11,680 --> 02:44:12,180 Good luck. 2821 02:44:12,180 --> 02:44:13,860 Good night and God bless. 2822 02:44:13,860 --> 02:44:42,860 *music* 2823 02:44:42,860 --> 02:44:44,860 Rest in pieces. 2824 02:44:44,860 --> 02:44:46,860 *music* 2825 02:44:46,860 --> 02:44:50,860 *music* 2826 02:44:50,860 --> 02:44:52,860 *music* 2827 02:44:52,860 --> 02:44:54,860 *music* 2828 02:44:54,860 --> 02:44:56,860 *music* 2829 02:44:56,860 --> 02:44:57,860 Bye. 2830 02:44:57,860 --> 02:44:58,860 Bye. 2831 02:44:58,860 --> 02:44:59,120 Bye.