1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 *Sounds of the wind* 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 *Sounds of wind* 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:11,000 . 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:18,000 . 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:25,000 . 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:32,000 . 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:39,000 . 8 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:46,000 . 9 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,200 Whoa! 10 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:47,700 Whoa! 11 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:50,200 Whoa! 12 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,200 Whoa! 13 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:56,200 Whoa! 14 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,200 Whoa! 15 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,200 Whoa! 16 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,200 Whoa! 17 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:00,200 Whoa! 18 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,200 Whoa! 19 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:06,900 Whoa! 20 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:10,000 Whoa! 21 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,200 Whoa! 22 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,440 Woo! 23 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:17,700 Woo! 24 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:29,740 Woo! 25 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:30,200 Woo! 26 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:35,200 Woo! 27 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:39,680 Woo! 28 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,680 Woo! 29 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:49,680 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me! 30 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,680 Is that the best you can come up with? 31 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,680 You hammered your mother. 32 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:57,680 Spiders. 33 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,680 Fuck you, Deputy Stike. 34 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,680 Spiders. 35 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:01,680 Spiders. 36 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:02,680 Spiders. 37 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,680 Spiders. 38 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:09,680 Spiders. 39 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:10,680 Spiders. 40 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:11,680 Spiders. 41 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:12,680 Spiders. 42 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:13,680 Spiders. 43 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:14,680 Spiders. 44 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,680 Spiders. 45 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:16,680 How are we getting on guys? 46 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:19,680 This is a fucking speed run now for Resident Evil 1. 47 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,680 Welcome to the stream and I hope some- 48 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,680 I hope there's some newcomers out there who've just seen this. 49 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,680 Hopefully you're Resident Evil fans. 50 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,680 I'm a big Resident Evil fan myself. 51 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,680 I do these speed runs every night. 52 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,680 And today we're going through Jill Valentine's fucking speed. 53 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,680 We're doing a speeder on that. 54 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,680 And, uh... 55 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,680 I was drafted into the Major League Gamers. 56 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:44,680 And now I'm just out of that man. 57 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,680 I'm just doing my own thing now. 58 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,680 Um, so that's... 59 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,680 That's what I'm at now anyway. 60 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:51,680 Hopefully you're okay. 61 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:53,680 I'm just out of that man. 62 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:54,680 I'm just out of that man. 63 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:55,680 I'm just out of that man. 64 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:56,680 I'm just out of that man. 65 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:57,680 I'm just out of that man. 66 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:58,680 I'm just out of that man. 67 00:02:58,680 --> 00:02:59,680 I'm just out of that man. 68 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,680 I'm just out of that man. 69 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,680 I'm just out of that man. 70 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:02,680 I'm just out of that man. 71 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,680 I'm just out of that man. 72 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:04,680 I'm just out of that man. 73 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:05,680 I'm just out of that man. 74 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:06,680 I'm just out of that man. 75 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:07,260 these guys. 76 00:03:09,220 --> 00:03:10,560 They're not worth your time. 77 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,940 Just ignore 78 00:03:12,940 --> 00:03:14,420 and move on. And there we go. 79 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,400 The ladder there. She'll climb up. 80 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:18,760 And then 81 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,220 here we go through the gate there. 82 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,140 Into the 83 00:03:21,140 --> 00:03:24,580 backyard. 84 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,000 Backyard of the mansion house. 85 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:28,340 We go around the bush. 86 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,520 Nice and fast. Don't get caught up by the bush. 87 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:31,960 Okay? I'm just showing you what 88 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,840 can happen if you fuck it up. 89 00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:36,360 A couple of herbs here. We're gonna not bother 90 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,360 taking them either. And there's a couple of greeners 91 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,220 in the corner there. 92 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:42,800 We'll take that. 93 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:46,640 And we'll take another one too. 94 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:49,980 Will you take the green herb? 95 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:52,620 Yes! I will take the green herb. 96 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,200 And that's what you can do as well. 97 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,800 When you want to... 98 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:00,460 What are you at? Thank you very much. 99 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:04,440 Thanks so much, man. 100 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,600 for supporting the speed run. 101 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,080 It's hard to do these speed runs. 102 00:04:10,420 --> 00:04:10,900 And I'm... 103 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:11,900 You know me. 104 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:12,900 I'm not really... 105 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:16,400 I'm not one for blowing my own trumpet 106 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,240 about how fast I can complete the games. 107 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:20,040 But on this occasion... 108 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,420 Blink and you'll miss it. 109 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:23,900 Game will be over in no time. 110 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:29,260 Game will be over in no time. 111 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:29,900 Game will be over in no time. 112 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:29,900 Game will be over in no time. 113 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:31,900 Game will be over in no time. 114 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:31,900 Game will be over in no time. 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Game will be over in no time. 209 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:04,900 Game will be over in no time. 210 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:05,900 Game will be over in no time. 211 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:06,900 Game will be over in no time. 212 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:07,900 Game will be over in no time. 213 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:08,900 Game will be over in no time. 214 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:09,900 Game will be over in no time. 215 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:10,900 Game will be over in no time. 216 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:11,900 Game will be over in no time. 217 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:12,900 Game will be over in no time. 218 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:13,900 Game will be over in no time. 219 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:14,900 Game will be over in no time. 220 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:15,900 It's a fucking speed run man. 221 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:16,900 It's a speed run you know. 222 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:18,900 It's not going to be a slow one. 223 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,900 And we need all the help we can get. 224 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,900 We'll put that aid spree in the box. 225 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:23,900 And we'll close the box. 226 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:26,900 And then go back and pick up these two items here on the ground. 227 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:34,900 Here I am Lord. 228 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:36,900 It is I Lord. 229 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:39,900 Will you take the acid rounds? 230 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:40,900 Yes. 231 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:41,900 I will. 232 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:42,900 Put them in the purse. 233 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:46,900 And then back back over to the chest again. 234 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:49,900 You open up the chest. 235 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,900 And you keep the acid rounds. 236 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:55,900 What you want to do then is move over to the chest again. 237 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:56,900 Close that up. 238 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,900 Reopen the chest again. 239 00:06:58,900 --> 00:06:59,900 Third time. 240 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:01,900 That's something you might be asking why is he doing that. 241 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:03,900 It's going to fucking slow him down in the long run. 242 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,900 It's actually not going to fucking slow me down one bit. 243 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:08,900 Who are you to be even thinking that? 244 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:09,900 Quick look through. 245 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:10,900 Nothing else we need. 246 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:12,900 We could do with an ink ribbon. 247 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,900 But I'm afraid that's not possible at this stage of the game. 248 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:19,900 Welcome everybody to the speed run. 249 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:20,900 It's going to be a real fast one. 250 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,900 So hold on to your hats. 251 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:23,900 Don't get scared. 252 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:24,900 Box Cope Toxin. 253 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:32,900 Thank you so much for that. 254 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:33,900 And I want to say something. 255 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:34,900 Boxes. 256 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:35,900 You're a fucking legend man. 257 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:37,900 I wouldn't say that to anyone. 258 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:38,900 But I want to say that to you. 259 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:40,900 Thank you so much. 260 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:41,900 I'm not mad. 261 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:42,900 It's called fucking. 262 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:43,900 Grogoski. 263 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:44,900 Thank you very much. 264 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:45,900 Thank you very much. 265 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:46,900 Thanks be to God that everything's okay with you. 266 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:47,900 And glory be to God in the highest. 267 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:48,900 Hosanna in the highest too. 268 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,900 And we'll equip the bazooka with an acid round. 269 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:51,900 And walk up to this bad boy in the hot way here. 270 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:52,900 Acid to the back. 271 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:53,900 Sanso. 272 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:54,900 Thank you very much. 273 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:55,900 We won't go in here. 274 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:56,900 But we will go in here. 275 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:57,900 We'll open this door here. 276 00:07:57,900 --> 00:07:58,900 We've used the door here. 277 00:07:58,900 --> 00:07:59,900 We've used the door here. 278 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:00,900 We've used the door here. 279 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:01,900 We've used the door here. 280 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:02,900 Thank you very much. 281 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:03,900 Thanks be to God that everything's okay with you. 282 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:04,900 And glory be to God in the highest. 283 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:05,900 And we'll open the door here. 284 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:06,900 And we'll open the door here. 285 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:07,900 And we'll open the door here. 286 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:08,900 We'll open the door here. 287 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:09,900 We'll open the door here. 288 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:10,900 We'll open the door here. 289 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:11,900 We'll open the door here. 290 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:12,900 And we'll open the door here. 291 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:13,900 And we'll open the door here. 292 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:14,900 We'll open the door here. 293 00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:15,900 We'll open the door here. 294 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:16,900 We'll open the door here. 295 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:17,900 We'll open the door here. 296 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:18,900 We'll open the door here. 297 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:19,900 We'll open the door here. 298 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:20,900 We'll open the door here. 299 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:21,900 We'll open the door here. 300 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:22,900 And we'll open the door here. 301 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:24,900 And that's a great little key you can use to get inside this door here. 302 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,900 Thanks very much, Sanso. 303 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:27,900 Right. 304 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:28,900 Stag's head. 305 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:29,900 Which is. 306 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,900 You walk underneath this. 307 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:34,900 And go over here. 308 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:35,900 Once. 309 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:36,900 Over here. 310 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:37,900 Twice. 311 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:38,900 Turn around. 312 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:39,900 Back there. 313 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:41,900 And then walk backwards to this one. 314 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:42,900 And put your back against this wall. 315 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:44,900 Look up at the stag. 316 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:45,900 Point up the gun. 317 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:46,900 And leave it. 318 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:53,900 And what that does is just enables you to get a grasp on the handle on the fucking room itself. 319 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:56,900 You might not know it, but it's true. 320 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,900 Now, two beds. 321 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,900 Looks like there's people inside sleeping. 322 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:01,900 You're wrong. 323 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:04,900 Go over to the cabinet and pick up a lighter. 324 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:05,900 There. 325 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:08,900 You've just enough room in your box for that. 326 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:12,900 And then over to the bed again. 327 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:13,900 What's here? 328 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:14,900 A clip. 329 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:15,900 You've no room for it though. 330 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:16,900 Waste time. 331 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:20,900 Turn back around. 332 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,900 Burp back around. 333 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:24,900 This side of the bed there's a red herb. 334 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,900 Yet again, useless to you. 335 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:27,900 That's not gonna... 336 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,900 That's not gonna affect the time of the game either. 337 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:32,900 Now we can leave the room. 338 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:38,900 Still going good. 339 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:40,900 We're going good for record time here. 340 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:43,900 Big Mama. 341 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:43,900 Big Mama. 342 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:44,900 Thank you very much. 343 00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:45,900 Big Mama's house. 344 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,900 And Big Mama's house too as well. 345 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:48,900 Great movies. 346 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:49,900 Fantastic stuff. 347 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:52,900 And uh... 348 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:53,900 Okay. 349 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:55,900 What we do is drain the tank here with this beetle. 350 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,900 Someone has searched here already. 351 00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:58,900 It appears to be a switch. 352 00:09:58,900 --> 00:09:59,900 Will you push it? 353 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:00,900 Yes. 354 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:01,900 Select yes on that. 355 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,900 And then the tank will drain. 356 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:04,900 It's water. 357 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:07,900 You won't have to fucking worry about draining that. 358 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,900 Jill will start to look a little bit bored. 359 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:12,900 Walk over to the table to read the researcher's will. 360 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:13,900 Now. 361 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:14,900 It's a letter. 362 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:15,900 Top of the letter is missing. 363 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:16,900 The remaining says. 364 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:17,900 Okay. 365 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:18,900 Bear with me. 366 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:19,900 Yes. 367 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:20,900 I'm infected. 368 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:24,900 I did everything I could, but I could only delay the progress by a few days. 369 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:29,900 The most frightening thing is though that I forget more and more about you by the day. 370 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:33,900 So I chose a peaceful death rather than becoming the living dead. 371 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,900 Which is what you probably would do. 372 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:38,900 Within an hour, I will have entered my eternal sleep. 373 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,900 I do hope you'll understand my decision. 374 00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:41,900 Goodbye and forever yours. 375 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,900 Martin Crackhorn. 376 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,900 And that's been filed as well. 377 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:54,900 Hey, Kevin. 378 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:54,900 Kevin. 379 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:55,900 Thank you very much. 380 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:56,900 It's well arranged. 381 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:57,900 Now. 382 00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:59,900 We get in here into the corner. 383 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:00,900 Don't worry. 384 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:01,900 We're not playing hide and seek. 385 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:05,900 What we're going to do is we're going to push the water tank across to the side of the table. 386 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,900 Get back then down behind the side of this and push that to the wall. 387 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:11,900 Sean. 388 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:12,900 Thank you. 389 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:13,900 Sean. 390 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:14,900 Thank Sean. 391 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,900 Thank you very much for that. 392 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:17,900 The hell he at. 393 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:18,900 And we can. 394 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,900 Yes, again, the speed run. 395 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:21,900 Not compromised at all. 396 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:24,900 I'm just showing you what you can and can't do here. 397 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,900 You can't take those inside your pouch. 398 00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:28,900 So we're going to keep going. 399 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:29,900 Sean. 400 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:30,900 Thank you very much. 401 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:31,900 I can't believe it. 402 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:32,900 I cannot believe it. 403 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:33,900 I cannot believe it. 404 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:42,900 This hallway now is dedicated to Sean. 405 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:49,900 Now take the lighter that we just got inside the room back there and bring it into this. 406 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,900 Nice and fast. 407 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:52,900 Nice and fast. 408 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:53,900 Nice and fast. 409 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:00,900 Morgan Walsh. 410 00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:04,900 There's wood in the stove, Morgan. 411 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:06,900 Thank you very much. 412 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:07,900 Take your lighter out. 413 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:08,900 Use it. 414 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:10,900 Set a fire down. 415 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:17,900 What that's going to do is produce a heat wave, which will then reveal a map of the second floor of the mansion house. 416 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:18,900 Take it. 417 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,900 Do what you want with it. 418 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:21,900 Use it. 419 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,900 And you use the mansion key on the red door there. 420 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:31,900 And then we're inside. 421 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:32,900 Jam farts. 422 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:33,900 Okay. 423 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:36,900 Can you give a shout out to Stephen Robb, please? 424 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:37,900 He's a sound skin. 425 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:38,900 Stephen Robb. 426 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:40,900 I hope you're doing well, buddy. 427 00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:42,900 And thanks very much for everything. 428 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:43,900 And I hope you're alright. 429 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:44,900 You're a sound man. 430 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:48,900 And what we'll do here now is run over to the piano. 431 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,900 Combine your acid round with that. 432 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,900 Maybe just a quick... 433 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:54,900 No, no, we won't. 434 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:55,900 We'll do this actually first. 435 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:56,900 Go over to the piano. 436 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,900 Now, wait for it. 437 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,900 And a snake will appear out the fireplace. 438 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:04,900 Move back. 439 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:05,900 Don't worry. 440 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:06,900 Don't get spooked. 441 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:07,900 Don't get scared. 442 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:10,900 Level your gun at the snake. 443 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:10,900 Boom. 444 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:11,900 One. 445 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:11,900 Boom. 446 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:12,900 Two. 447 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:12,900 Boom. 448 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:13,900 Three. 449 00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:14,900 Boom. 450 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:15,900 Four. 451 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:15,900 Boom. 452 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:16,900 Five. 453 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:17,900 Boiler room. 454 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:18,900 Boiler room. 455 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:19,900 Guy's dead. 456 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,900 Now, over to the hole in the ground. 457 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,900 Barry Burton, your friend, is gonna come and help you here. 458 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:33,900 Gee magic, thank you very much. 459 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,900 Have you found anything interesting? 460 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,900 And Cavan Flembags. 461 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:37,900 And Chance of a Lift. 462 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,900 Yes, but I can't see very well. 463 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:42,900 How about going down to check by yourself? 464 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:43,900 I have a rope here. 465 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:45,900 Oh, do you? 466 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:48,900 Well, then I'll try to go down using the rope. 467 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,900 Thanks everybody for watching the speed run. 468 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:54,900 I can't skip the cutscene, so we're gonna have to get this little rhyme done. 469 00:13:54,900 --> 00:14:00,900 Watch Jill Valentine go down the rope in time to find out that Barry has just become a twine man. 470 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:03,900 His ball and twine has ended and he can't... 471 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,900 He can't get Jill back up the hole. 472 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,900 So he's gonna have to go out and find another role to play with. 473 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:10,900 Sorry Jill. 474 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,900 Thanks very much Sean O'Connor for the 20. 475 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:13,900 It's very nice for you. 476 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:15,900 I hopefully... 477 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:17,900 I'm gonna get back to you at some stage. 478 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,900 But right now the speed run must continue. 479 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:23,900 Otherwise we will age very terribly. 480 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:27,900 We just wait here for Barry now. 481 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:28,900 We don't have to move. 482 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,900 We don't have to do anything else. 483 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,900 You can hit this switch. 484 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,900 We will do, but we won't go downtown. 485 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:36,900 We will be back. 486 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:37,900 We will be back. 487 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:38,900 We will be back. 488 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:39,900 We will be back. 489 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:40,900 We will be back. 490 00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:41,900 We will be back. 491 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:42,900 We will be back. 492 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:43,900 You don't have to go down man. 493 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:44,900 You don't have to go down. 494 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:45,900 Wait for Barry for the good ending. 495 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:46,900 Wait for Barry for the good ending. 496 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:47,900 Hey! 497 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:48,900 Are you there, Sean? 498 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:49,900 Grab the rope! 499 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:50,900 Mr. Johnny Hay. 500 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:51,900 He has a chip on his shoulder. 501 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:52,900 At least he's not a bag of chips. 502 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:53,900 Thank you very much. 503 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:54,900 Ec. 504 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:55,900 Factus cibus viatorum. 505 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:56,900 I'll do a bit of translating later on and find out what that means. 506 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:57,900 But at the moment I can't. 507 00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:58,900 I didn't know that was going to happen. 508 00:14:58,900 --> 00:14:58,900 This is a pure speed run. 509 00:14:58,900 --> 00:14:59,900 I was really jealous. 510 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,900 Are you okay, Barry? 511 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,900 Maybe you're getting tired. 512 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:02,900 No, I'm alright. 513 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:02,900 Don't worry. 514 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:03,900 Jill. 515 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:04,900 I'm sorry. 516 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:05,900 I'm sorry. 517 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:06,900 I'm sorry. 518 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:07,900 I'm sorry. 519 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:08,900 I'm sorry. 520 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:09,900 I'm sorry. 521 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:10,900 I'm sorry. 522 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:10,900 I'm sorry. 523 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:11,900 I'm sorry. 524 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,900 I'm sorry. 525 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,900 I'm sorry. 526 00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:14,900 I'm sorry. 527 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:15,900 I'm sorry. 528 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:16,900 I'm sorry. 529 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:17,900 I'm sorry. 530 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:18,900 I was really jealous. 531 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:19,900 I'm sorry. 532 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:20,900 I was really jealous. 533 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,900 Are you okay, Barry? 534 00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,900 Maybe you're getting tired. 535 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,900 No, I'm alright. 536 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:27,900 Don't worry. 537 00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:28,900 Jill. 538 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:29,900 I'm sorry. 539 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:30,900 Jill. 540 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:32,900 I found something. 541 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:40,900 Take the password and stick that in your pocket. 542 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:41,900 You're going to need that later. 543 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:42,900 Thank you. 544 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:43,900 Jim Carr. 545 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:44,900 I'll take this then. 546 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,900 Thanks a million, Jim Carr. 547 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:56,900 Would it be worth going to get some more herbs? No. 548 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:57,900 Fuck it. 549 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:58,900 We'll do it. 550 00:15:58,900 --> 00:15:59,900 We'll fucking do it, man. 551 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:00,900 We'll do it. 552 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:05,900 This is a speed run, so we can't go back to the chest to get the herbs, but it's probably 553 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:09,900 going to be, we're probably going to be up there in the world record stage at some stage. 554 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:10,900 I think it's about an hour and a half. 555 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:11,900 I think I'm going to do an hour and a half. 556 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:12,900 I think I'm going to do an hour and a half. 557 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:13,900 I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half. 558 00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:14,900 I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half. 559 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:15,900 I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half. 560 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:16,900 I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half. 561 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:17,900 I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half. 562 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:18,900 I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half. 563 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:19,900 I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half. 564 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:20,900 I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half. 565 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:21,900 I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half. 566 00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:38,860 Don't mine this guy, he's only a fucking tool. Oh, fuck. Do mine them actually, do mine them, because these guys are fucking useless. They won't bug you if you show them who's boss. 567 00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:39,860 Fuck. 568 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,860 Fuck. 569 00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:42,860 No! 570 00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:43,860 Fuck. 571 00:16:43,860 --> 00:17:11,860 *gunshot* 572 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:17,860 *gunshot* 573 00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:19,860 *gunshot* 574 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:21,860 *gunshot* 575 00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:25,860 *gunshot* 576 00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:29,860 *gunshot* 577 00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:31,860 Oh fuck 578 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,860 *sigh* 579 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:39,860 Sorry there, someone was just at the door guys, I had to uh 580 00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:41,860 *gunshot* 581 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,860 *gunshot* 582 00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:45,860 *gunshot* 583 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,860 *gunshot* 584 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,860 *gunshot* 585 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,860 *gunshot* 586 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:53,860 *gunshot* 587 00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:55,860 *gunshot* 588 00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:57,860 *gunshot* 589 00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,860 *gunshot* 590 00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:01,860 *gunshot* 591 00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:03,860 *gunshot* 592 00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:05,860 *gunshot* 593 00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:05,860 *gunshot* 594 00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:07,860 *gunshot* 595 00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:09,860 *gunshot* 596 00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:19,260 usually continue from where we last where we last saved it so it's not going to be a big it's not 597 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:30,200 going to be a big burden to us anyway swap all the shells a bazooka in there as well guys you want to 598 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:35,240 put it you want to basically put all the shells in the box you have here and combine them all 599 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:48,140 together do that there that that welcome to the speedrun welcome to the speedrun guys Francis 600 00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:55,040 Higgins I used to play this for major leagues and now I'm actually just doing it live on YouTube most 601 00:18:55,040 --> 00:19:01,280 nights but today we're gonna get through this game in a real fast pace so watch what you're at watch 602 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:15,200 yourself Connor Lachlan thank you very much lot sorry Connor Lachron I said I think I said Lachlan 603 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,820 Okay, what the fuck am I doing? 604 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:19,100 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 605 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:49,100 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 606 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:56,400 The radio, you don't need to listen to the radio, but we'll do it anyway just because of the speedrun. 607 00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:03,220 Fuck. 608 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:05,480 Brad is... 609 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,220 Brad's having a bad one. 610 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,960 Don't worry about Brad. Don't worry about it being broken. 611 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,780 That's not going to affect the speedrun one bit. 612 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,040 All you got to do is just keep running then around this corner here. 613 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:19,160 Down along this pathway. 614 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,940 And what you'll find is two green herbs. 615 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:23,580 We're going to pick those babies up, put them in the sack. 616 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,800 I don't know if you've ever done a speedrun of Resident Evil 1 yourself. 617 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:32,040 It's not easy, but I mean, you can... 618 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:32,920 It is possible. 619 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:43,780 And if you mix these herbs together, they're going to obviously create three times the strength of an individual herb. 620 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,700 So we'll put that in there. 621 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:45,820 We'll leave that as well. 622 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:47,460 And then run through this gate here. 623 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,260 Leave the blue ones. 624 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,180 You don't need the blue ones because that would be a... 625 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:51,960 That would be for poison only. 626 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,120 Thank you very much, the lonely donkey. 627 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:00,940 Thank you very much. 628 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:02,640 And Shane, not Sean. 629 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,820 I'm sorry if I got your name wrong. 630 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,120 But I mean, you wrote it the wrong way. 631 00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:08,540 But what I want to say is... 632 00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:10,080 What I can say is... 633 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,080 Yo. 634 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:11,540 Yo. 635 00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:12,880 Thank you so much, yo. 636 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,180 Thanks so much for Shane, not Sean. 637 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,380 Giving me the big drop. 638 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,700 Since the day I was born. 639 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,420 Doing these speedruns. 640 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,500 Crank it up to the gigawatts. 641 00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:29,460 Critics ready with your pot shots. 642 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,600 My skinner in the street style. 643 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,120 Now I'm going to give you a nice little freestyle. 644 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:35,820 As I do the speedrun. 645 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,840 Resident Evil, yo. 646 00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:38,520 Resident Evil 1. 647 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,340 Jill Valentine. 648 00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:41,260 It's Valentine's Day. 649 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,340 Get ready for the Valentine's Day massacre. 650 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,480 3, 2, 1. 651 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,020 Let's go. 652 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,460 You'll be pissing through a catheter. 653 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,940 A catheter. 654 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,160 A catheter. 655 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,660 What's the fucking thing that you have to piss through? 656 00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:57,680 Don't mind the snakes. 657 00:21:57,780 --> 00:21:59,200 Just keep fucking running around. 658 00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:02,320 They'll hiss and piss. 659 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,080 But that's not going to affect your speedrun. 660 00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:05,700 If you stop and attack them, 661 00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:08,780 then that's going to affect the end time. 662 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:09,680 We don't really need that. 663 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:16,560 Paulie O'Brien, how are you? 664 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:21,720 Viper, will you give a shout out to all the guys in Middleton? 665 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,440 Watching you. 666 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,080 I hope, well, listen, I hope you're all right down in Middleton. 667 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,700 And what's the crack down there? 668 00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:34,020 How are the crystal swing sets going on down there? 669 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:34,540 Are they okay? 670 00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:38,780 And Bruno and Steve too. 671 00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:44,980 Big shout out to Crystal Swing down in Middleton as well. 672 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,520 How are they doing these days? 673 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,280 You don't hear much from the young fella. 674 00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:48,980 What's his name? 675 00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:49,600 The Hucklebook. 676 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,320 Is he still Huckling, is he? 677 00:22:56,580 --> 00:22:58,280 And Charlie Pride as well. 678 00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:01,040 Thank you very much, Bruno and Steve. 679 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,460 Speedrun is in the bag, you say. 680 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,860 I hope so. 681 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,080 I hope so. 682 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,780 I think it's going to be an hour 15. 683 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,100 And we're currently on about... 684 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:09,940 What is it like? 685 00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:11,560 About 15 minutes. 686 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,220 20 minutes it took to get this. 687 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:15,980 Pause the game. 688 00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:17,820 And then go back into it again. 689 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:18,740 Pause it again. 690 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,320 Reload with the shells. 691 00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:24,720 And get ready for the... 692 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:24,980 Oh yeah. 693 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,100 Best take your herb as well. 694 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,020 Herb medicine. 695 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:30,040 Combine the last herb there. 696 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,840 Now get ready for some winning streak. 697 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,320 Streaky bacon. 698 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,360 What's it going to be? 699 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:40,500 Trip to Langford? 700 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:42,920 3,000 euro? 701 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,520 A Toyota Avensis? 702 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,640 Or... 703 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,640 Could it be... 704 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,540 1,500 euro? 705 00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:55,900 The answer, of course, is none of those. 706 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,640 It is, in fact, a monster hellbent. 707 00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:01,660 I'm killing you. 708 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:02,720 Fuck. 709 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,820 He's got a slice. 710 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,840 He's got a very slicey kind of action. 711 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,500 He's got a big scream as well. 712 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,740 Don't worry about him. 713 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,360 He's not got anything on him. 714 00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:17,500 Reload the shotty. 715 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,860 And head through into the main corridor hallway. 716 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,160 Where we'll encounter, yet again, another winning streak. 717 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:29,480 Oh. 718 00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:30,640 Wait for this cunt. 719 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,320 Point the shotgun. 720 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,200 Dead. 721 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,360 Three shots to the head. 722 00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:41,680 Gone. 723 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,400 His claws. 724 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:43,640 No use to him. 725 00:24:43,740 --> 00:24:44,920 Big puddle of blood as well. 726 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:53,720 Big thanks as well to the band Puddle of Mud for sponsoring tonight's speed run. 727 00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:55,920 Good guys. 728 00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:56,600 Great band. 729 00:24:57,260 --> 00:24:58,240 Very of their age. 730 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,280 And it's a shame that they're not still pumping out the classics. 731 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,380 Take the aid spray. 732 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:06,820 Yeah. 733 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,520 Put the aid spray in the box. 734 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:16,880 Go back over here. 735 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:17,380 Go back over here. 736 00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:21,080 Keep these acid rounds now in your bag. 737 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,200 That's shells actually. 738 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,800 Keep these acid rounds here now in your bag. 739 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:38,420 Combine those acid rounds with the bazook. 740 00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:39,300 Go out of the pause menu. 741 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,040 Back in again. 742 00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:41,760 Combine the shotgun with the shells. 743 00:25:42,260 --> 00:25:43,940 Giving you seven shells in the shotgun. 744 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,100 Speed run dictates that we have to get out of here fast. 745 00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:47,620 So we will. 746 00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:48,800 We're not going to hang around. 747 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,560 Thank you very much, Kevin. 748 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:53,900 Very, very kind of you. 749 00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:59,860 And I hope that you're okay and having a great time and a lovely Tuesday night. 750 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:08,800 J-J domed away. 751 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:10,940 Thanks for watching, man. 752 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,240 Marty G. 753 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,040 Thank you very much, Marty G. 754 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:20,960 I hope you're getting on. 755 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,580 And I hope that at least you might have a chip on your shoulder, Marty. 756 00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:25,780 But at least it's not a bag of chips. 757 00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:26,740 That's not what you say. 758 00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:30,320 You shoot this guy in the back and he screams to death. 759 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,100 And then we'll move into this room here. 760 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,200 We've used the mansion key. 761 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,860 Yet again, we know what goes on in here. 762 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:36,760 Crystal Swing. 763 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:37,280 How are you? 764 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,460 Thanks very much for that. 765 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:39,600 Can't believe it, man. 766 00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:40,420 Can't believe it. 767 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,080 Hopefully we'll be seeing you doing the huckleball pretty soon enough. 768 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:48,440 And yourself, Mama Swing, and all the rest of the crew. 769 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,020 The daughter. 770 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:52,380 And now, as we said before here, you're in the stag room. 771 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,340 So what we do is we go into this place here. 772 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,080 Turn around three times. 773 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,840 Then a backtrack. 774 00:26:59,220 --> 00:26:59,700 Moonwalk. 775 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,640 Back up into the corner. 776 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:04,940 And then what we do is we give this the Grugoski Valentine. 777 00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:07,640 Point the gun right up the stag's head as if you're about to kill it. 778 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:08,400 But then release. 779 00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:09,100 Pause. 780 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,440 Pause again. 781 00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:11,360 Pause. 782 00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:12,580 Select the key. 783 00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:14,080 Check it. 784 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,540 We zoom in. 785 00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:16,580 We zoom in. 786 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,100 We zoom in on this. 787 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,920 And what you've got there is a Jimmy Jusus helmet. 788 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:32,060 And we must give thanks and praise to Jimmy Jusus for being a good time ally and friend of the stream since way back when. 789 00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:33,620 And we've got a helmet there. 790 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,280 And we've checked the other. 791 00:27:36,340 --> 00:27:36,940 We put that away. 792 00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:40,740 Thank you very much, Kevin Flembag. 793 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,140 And Anaconda G. 794 00:27:45,340 --> 00:27:46,300 Anaconda G, how are you? 795 00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:47,100 Thank you very much. 796 00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:49,900 It's an amazing, amazing situation. 797 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:56,760 Whenever Anaconda G is in the house, tipping away like a mad thing, it's crazy days. 798 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,180 But we're going to get there. 799 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,620 The main thing is that the speed run continues. 800 00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:09,620 It says nothing important on this, but it is important to a carving of an armor. 801 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:10,240 So here we go. 802 00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:13,820 Okay, so now we've done that. 803 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,040 And we've done the little maneuver there. 804 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,900 So we're going to this room here. 805 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:25,000 And what happens now is we empty the fish tank. 806 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,460 There's no fish in it. 807 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:27,620 No, sorry. 808 00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:28,680 I'll get that wrong, actually. 809 00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:33,480 We'll get the lighter from the cabinet inside the corner. 810 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,400 And that lighter is going to allow us to set a fire down in one of the rooms. 811 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,040 Adjacent to the room that we've got going on here. 812 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,580 Speed run dictates that we can't hang around and pick stuff up. 813 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,800 So what we'll do is we'll just pick this up and have a look at it. 814 00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:47,420 You can't carry it, so we'll fucking put it back anyway. 815 00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:50,020 And then we'll move back out here. 816 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,640 Move back swift and back out there. 817 00:28:54,580 --> 00:28:55,440 Burt back out. 818 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,500 Burt back out. 819 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,260 Back out there. 820 00:29:01,860 --> 00:29:07,480 And then we move forward into this room, which is the stag... 821 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:12,180 One sec, one sec. 822 00:29:16,260 --> 00:29:16,860 Wrong. 823 00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:21,200 Don't worry. 824 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,800 This isn't going to affect the speed run at all. 825 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:29,580 What we need to do now is move into this room here, which is going to be the fish tank room. 826 00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:34,760 Now what happens in here is we drain the fish tank, which has no fish in it. 827 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,380 I got it wrong. 828 00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:36,060 I got it wrong. 829 00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:40,020 We'll move out of there and we'll go back out into the opposite door. 830 00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:47,740 We're gaining a little bit of time, but I don't think it's going to really fuck up the personal best. 831 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,660 I'm aiming for about one hour and 15 on this. 832 00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:53,980 If you're new to the stream, welcome very much to this stream. 833 00:29:53,980 --> 00:29:57,240 It's a speed run of Resident Evil 1 from 1996. 834 00:29:58,820 --> 00:29:59,600 Classic game. 835 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,260 And it can be done in about an hour. 836 00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:03,120 An hour and 20, I think, is the world record. 837 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:08,040 But I do have designs on getting to the one hour and 15 minute stage. 838 00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:13,860 We get into the corner here and push the fish tank out there like that. 839 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,000 And we move this over here. 840 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:16,940 We go behind this book. 841 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,180 Case. 842 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,240 Push that. 843 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:20,880 And what have we got here? 844 00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:24,700 You can't carry it. 845 00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:34,860 So what we do is combine that with that, leaving us another room for some flame rounds. 846 00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:37,040 Explosive rounds. 847 00:30:41,620 --> 00:30:47,620 Frankie Schoonz will then make a very generous donation. 848 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,860 And I will say thank you very much. 849 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,000 Thank you very much, Frankie Schoonz. 850 00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:54,780 And we'll read the researcher's will like this. 851 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,560 It's a letter. 852 00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:57,900 The top of the letter is missing. 853 00:30:57,980 --> 00:30:58,680 The remaining seeds. 854 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,140 Yes, I'm infected. 855 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:03,620 I did everything I could, but I could only delay the progress by a few days. 856 00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:06,820 Scott Lyons. 857 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,680 Thank you very much. 858 00:31:08,540 --> 00:31:11,580 The most frightening thing is that I forget more about you by the day. 859 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:15,300 So I chose a peaceful death rather than becoming a living dead. 860 00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:18,420 Within an hour, I will have entered my eternal sleep. 861 00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:20,740 I do hope you'll understand my decision. 862 00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:21,440 Goodbye. 863 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:22,720 Forever yours. 864 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,420 Martin Crackhorn. 865 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,340 And we end that with an exit. 866 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:28,840 And also a big thank you. 867 00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:30,820 Thank you very much to... 868 00:31:30,820 --> 00:31:32,280 Here I am, Lord. 869 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,960 It is I, Lord. 870 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,720 I have heard you doing the speed run on Resident Evil. 871 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,940 Now we'll head out the door here. 872 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,960 Thank you very much, Anonymous. 873 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,300 Very, very kind of you. 874 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,180 Thank you very much. 875 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:55,920 Right, okay. 876 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,040 I'm going to go down here and we light a little fire. 877 00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:05,720 Thank you very much, everybody who's tipping away. 878 00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:11,980 It's hard to do the speed run and keep abreast of what's going on, but I really am appreciative of everyone. 879 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,260 Brain slug, thank you very much. 880 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,100 And you light that fire. 881 00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:20,920 What that does is that creates a... 882 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,340 A map. 883 00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:27,680 On the picture in front of... 884 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:28,740 On top of the fire. 885 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:29,840 And that's... 886 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:30,900 You've got the second floor map. 887 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,060 You can use that to navigate the second floor of the mansion. 888 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,960 Before we enter the unknown, 889 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,680 I think it's best 890 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,340 that we... 891 00:32:42,340 --> 00:32:45,360 We go back to the box. 892 00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:46,880 Now this is a speed run special. 893 00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:49,500 So what we can do is we can head to the box downstairs. 894 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,340 It's not gonna... 895 00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:52,340 It's not gonna... 896 00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:55,420 Compromise the time. 897 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,700 What will compromise the time is if we go to the end of this hallway here. 898 00:32:58,980 --> 00:32:59,660 And look at that lad. 899 00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:00,200 If we... 900 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,280 If we go near him, 901 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:04,100 he's gonna compromise our time, big time. 902 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,140 So what we gotta do is go downstairs, 903 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,860 back to the fucking fun box. 904 00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:12,620 And stick the lighter in there. 905 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,460 It should be okay. 906 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:17,420 Unity of the Holy Spirit. 907 00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:18,420 Thank you very much. 908 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,400 Through him, with him, in him. 909 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:22,460 In... 910 00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:25,660 In the unity of the Holy Spirit. 911 00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:28,780 All hour and power is yours. 912 00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:30,560 All honor and power is yours. 913 00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:33,060 Almighty Father. 914 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,140 Bit of doxology for you. 915 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,980 Just a little bit of doxology. 916 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,320 Nothing too special. 917 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:43,900 Thank you very much for that. 918 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:44,900 Lovely tip there. 919 00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:46,000 The Foz. 920 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,220 Shout out from Scotland. 921 00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:50,320 I hope everything's going on okay over in Scotland. 922 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:51,580 What's the story with the... 923 00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:53,740 The fucking rock all. 924 00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:55,040 Is that... 925 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,600 Are you claiming that? 926 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:57,320 Or what's the story? 927 00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:02,920 Melancholy. 928 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:03,680 Thank you very much. 929 00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:08,620 Now, what we will do here is... 930 00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:09,720 Will we fucking... 931 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:10,580 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 932 00:34:13,540 --> 00:34:14,680 We just have a quick... 933 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,040 What we need to do is look up and look down. 934 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,440 And then get out. 935 00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:23,020 Melancholy. 936 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,420 Did you ever get those... 937 00:34:24,420 --> 00:34:25,180 No, I... 938 00:34:25,180 --> 00:34:26,380 For Alan Fitz. 939 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,700 No, but I saw Alan Fitz. 940 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,220 It was great. 941 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:29,940 I hope that you... 942 00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:31,360 I had a good time as well, Melancholy. 943 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:32,220 The Foz. 944 00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:33,060 Thank you very much. 945 00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:34,200 And G. Phelan. 946 00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:34,920 Thank you very much. 947 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,780 Wishing Paulie O'Brien a happy 42nd birthday. 948 00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:39,220 Paulie O'Brien. 949 00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:41,340 I hope you're having a great 42nd. 950 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,080 And that you're enjoying the speed run. 951 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,280 As for Andrew Curtin23. 952 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:46,900 Thank you very much. 953 00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:48,180 6.66. 954 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,020 The number of the beast. 955 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,400 Fitting for this game. 956 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,400 Which is a bit of a... 957 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,920 A devilish kind of one. 958 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:57,940 It's a... 959 00:34:57,940 --> 00:34:58,860 It's dark. 960 00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:00,060 It's got monsters in it. 961 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:02,400 It's... 962 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:02,640 It's... 963 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:03,660 It's got some... 964 00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:04,780 Some dark undertones. 965 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:05,600 Beastly. 966 00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:06,780 Sort of stuff, you know. 967 00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:07,100 So... 968 00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:12,460 And we've used the key on the red door there. 969 00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:13,240 It's a helmet key. 970 00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:18,420 Thank you very much. 971 00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:20,880 Andrew Curtin23. 972 00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:24,560 Shout out to the speed run from Frankie Schgoans. 973 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,400 And a shout out to everybody who... 974 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:32,120 Five star hospitality to Roisin from Jimmy Jesus. 975 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:41,040 Don't worry about the music. 976 00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:42,700 It's clownish in nature. 977 00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:49,580 One. 978 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:50,460 Two. 979 00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:51,620 Three. 980 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:53,320 Four time a lady. 981 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:54,740 Five time a snake. 982 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:56,020 Fucker. 983 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,140 That'll... 984 00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:01,060 That wasn't meant to happen. 985 00:36:01,180 --> 00:36:02,800 We'll horse the herbs into us there. 986 00:36:06,140 --> 00:36:06,980 Fucking ridiculous. 987 00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:08,720 Fucking ridiculous. 988 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:14,320 Grogoski Valentine. 989 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:15,180 Thank you very much. 990 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:16,200 I hope you're well. 991 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,420 I hope you're well. 992 00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:23,860 I hope you don't smell. 993 00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:25,100 But what have you been doing? 994 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,780 Hanging out with that bell all day. 995 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:27,760 You know what he's like. 996 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,620 He stinks of shite. 997 00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:31,040 Hangs around all night. 998 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,060 Doesn't go... 999 00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:33,020 Doesn't wake up on a morning. 1000 00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:34,280 Because he's always snoring. 1001 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,480 By the time he's up at three... 1002 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,560 Fucker's still yawning. 1003 00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:39,960 Thanks very much for the tip. 1004 00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:41,260 Grogoski Valentine. 1005 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,180 Crowbar stretcher. 1006 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:42,860 Titus Beaver. 1007 00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:43,940 Unity of the Holy Spirit. 1008 00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:45,160 You know where it's at. 1009 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:45,820 The Fods. 1010 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,600 Thanks very much stretcher. 1011 00:36:57,660 --> 00:36:58,320 It's great of you. 1012 00:36:58,380 --> 00:36:59,400 It's great of you to do that. 1013 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,420 And I want to say a big thank you very much to you stretcher. 1014 00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:04,260 And I want to say one more thing to you stretcher. 1015 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,700 This is just for you. 1016 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:09,800 Barry? 1017 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:10,360 Barry? 1018 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,620 Thanks for the donation. 1019 00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:20,380 Bit of a special thank you there for stretcher. 1020 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,720 But it also coincided with Titus. 1021 00:37:25,220 --> 00:37:27,140 So you got a little special one as well. 1022 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,200 Thanks very much Titus. 1023 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,400 Now switch below. 1024 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,680 Yeah we'll press that. 1025 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,320 And we'll wait for Baz to come back. 1026 00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:34,940 With a new rope. 1027 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:36,240 A brand new rope. 1028 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:48,060 Hey. 1029 00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:50,140 Hey. 1030 00:37:50,140 --> 00:37:51,820 Are you there Jill? 1031 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:53,340 Grab the rope. 1032 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,080 A lot of people give Barry a lot of shit. 1033 00:37:58,180 --> 00:37:59,260 But I think he's a good guy. 1034 00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:01,860 His arms are like legs. 1035 00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:04,860 This is a waste of time as well. 1036 00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:05,840 You go up this rope here. 1037 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:06,820 There's no need for it. 1038 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:07,380 I'm sorry Jill. 1039 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:10,380 I didn't know that was going to happen. 1040 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:11,180 Great acting. 1041 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:11,400 Sorry. 1042 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,260 I was really careless. 1043 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:14,020 Yes. 1044 00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:15,940 Are you okay Barry? 1045 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,400 Maybe you're getting tired. 1046 00:38:18,780 --> 00:38:20,460 He's very melancholic is Barry. 1047 00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:22,300 Seems like he's had a hard life. 1048 00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:23,800 And that's something is wrecking his head. 1049 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:24,520 I hope he's okay. 1050 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,640 Maybe there's a bit of personal stuff going on at home. 1051 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,880 You never know what's going on behind closed doors. 1052 00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:31,040 Always check up on your friends. 1053 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:31,940 Ask them if they're alright. 1054 00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:33,560 And that kind of thing as well you know. 1055 00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:38,160 Pass number is being filed. 1056 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:38,660 That's great. 1057 00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:39,620 We'll use that in the future. 1058 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:40,740 I'll take this then. 1059 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:50,600 And strangely enough here what we do is we follow Barry out at the door. 1060 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,080 And you expect to find him in the next room. 1061 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,360 You will find him here. 1062 00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:56,120 Actually there's a cutscene that triggers sometimes. 1063 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,260 And he's just crying on the floor asking why. 1064 00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:01,640 But unfortunately it hasn't triggered now because we left it too long. 1065 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,860 The fire is still going though. 1066 00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:03,740 Which is great. 1067 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:04,900 So we'll head back to the box. 1068 00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:10,920 And put our can of links inside our pouch. 1069 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,100 And bring that with us. 1070 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,300 Because that's going to help us against numerous monsters and foes. 1071 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,360 Down the stairs again. 1072 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,300 Don't worry. 1073 00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:19,420 It's not going to affect the speed run. 1074 00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:23,240 I'm actually thinking it's going to enhance the speed run. 1075 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:27,680 Because we won't have to go back to find a herb later on in the game. 1076 00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:33,140 Because we already had this can of links inside our pocket at the time. 1077 00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:39,460 It's looking good. 1078 00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:45,280 First day it's Barry. 1079 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,160 Do we need this? 1080 00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:49,600 Fuck I don't know. 1081 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,240 I don't care anymore. 1082 00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:54,560 Back out. 1083 00:39:54,560 --> 00:40:11,000 Just a quick background on myself guys. 1084 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,860 Anybody new to the channel who's just tuned in. 1085 00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:14,300 This is Resident Evil speed run. 1086 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:16,980 I'm just doing this for laughs. 1087 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:23,400 And I actually once won a trophy for the games that I played. 1088 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:29,860 You don't need to go into this door here. 1089 00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:32,640 This was just a little thing I was going to do here. 1090 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:33,520 Because I saw. 1091 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:38,120 I know there's a move that you do in here that unlocks free time by the end of the game. 1092 00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:38,680 If you do this. 1093 00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:39,140 Once. 1094 00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:40,060 Twice. 1095 00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:42,120 And then back again. 1096 00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:43,720 And then run into it the last time. 1097 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:48,720 That will give you an extra 5 minutes additional no damage bonus at the end of the game. 1098 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,560 You might not like to hear that. 1099 00:40:50,560 --> 00:41:12,000 Nathan Havko. 1100 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,400 How are you? 1101 00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:14,380 Is this Sonic the Hedgehog or Resident Evil? 1102 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,540 I can't tell because it's going so fast. 1103 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,560 It's Resident Evil Nathan. 1104 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:20,680 Yeah. 1105 00:41:20,940 --> 00:41:22,780 And I was thinking that I didn't want to be. 1106 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,080 I actually thought I didn't want to play too fast. 1107 00:41:25,180 --> 00:41:27,800 Because I know that some people might actually be. 1108 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,840 They won't know what the game is. 1109 00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:34,320 But thanks very much anyway for asking. 1110 00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:36,200 Somebody stayed up watching some speed runs. 1111 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:37,580 Says Ray Ryan. 1112 00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:38,140 Yeah. 1113 00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:39,800 I never did that. 1114 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,460 I actually just fucking do speed runs myself. 1115 00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:42,380 Now. 1116 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,580 You can move past this guy and fuck the rest of them. 1117 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:53,480 Sarah Feingold. 1118 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,420 Thank you very much. 1119 00:41:55,020 --> 00:41:57,880 Still recovering from an amazing few days in Dublin. 1120 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,440 Shout out to the Cowlum crew. 1121 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:00,720 Beardsman MEP. 1122 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:13,040 That sounds like some crew. 1123 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,940 I hope you had a great time. 1124 00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:17,580 Welcome to the galaxy. 1125 00:42:17,580 --> 00:42:18,940 And thank you very much for your donation. 1126 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,440 It's very, very much appreciated. 1127 00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:21,780 Here at the speed run. 1128 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,360 Tuesday night speed run. 1129 00:42:23,940 --> 00:42:24,980 Of Resident Evil. 1130 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:25,860 One. 1131 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:26,580 The original. 1132 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:27,320 Game. 1133 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,380 Mark McD. 1134 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:31,640 Thank you very much. 1135 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:32,740 Now. 1136 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:33,920 This guy is still alive. 1137 00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:34,940 You might not like that. 1138 00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:35,480 But he is. 1139 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,300 Where the fuck am I? 1140 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:38,640 I'm not left. 1141 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:39,420 Fuck. 1142 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,360 Now what we'll do here. 1143 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,380 We'll put this aim down. 1144 00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:45,960 And. 1145 00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:47,500 Kablamo. 1146 00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:48,600 That's him. 1147 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:48,880 Done. 1148 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:53,260 Anaconda. 1149 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:54,340 Thank you very much. 1150 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,160 Anaconda G. 1151 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,000 Um. 1152 00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,080 Let's see now. 1153 00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:58,620 What have we got? 1154 00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,380 We're in an elevator. 1155 00:43:01,220 --> 00:43:02,520 I think we're in an elevator. 1156 00:43:02,660 --> 00:43:03,640 Is this elevator music? 1157 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:04,800 I'm not sure. 1158 00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:08,280 I'm that man. 1159 00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:09,980 That's called the fucking. 1160 00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:10,960 Telly to me. 1161 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:11,520 Clearly. 1162 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:11,920 Yo. 1163 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,280 Yo. 1164 00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:14,340 Thanks so much. 1165 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:15,280 Anaconda G. 1166 00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:16,340 For that little tip. 1167 00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:19,060 Making me feel like I'm fucking sick. 1168 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,020 Because every time I see that 420. 1169 00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:22,220 In my little pouch. 1170 00:43:22,420 --> 00:43:23,320 I'm feeling like. 1171 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:23,920 Ouch. 1172 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,440 That shit was nice man. 1173 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:26,620 Anaconda G. 1174 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:27,520 Francine. 1175 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:27,980 Please. 1176 00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:29,460 Happy birthday to Andrew. 1177 00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:30,320 He wants to. 1178 00:43:30,980 --> 00:43:31,760 Feel the dream. 1179 00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:33,060 Feel the dream. 1180 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,320 Like a motherfucking custard cream. 1181 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,180 Happy birthday Andrew. 1182 00:43:38,340 --> 00:43:39,960 And all the things that you do. 1183 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,480 Are so special to the Anaconda GZ. 1184 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,160 She wanted me to come and give you happy birthday. 1185 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:45,820 Easy. 1186 00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:47,260 Listen man. 1187 00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:49,000 Thanks very much for watching the streams. 1188 00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:51,160 I gotta get back to this speedrun now. 1189 00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:52,520 Or it's gonna end my dreams. 1190 00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:55,160 Cheers very much to everybody with the tips. 1191 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,960 Jack Big Mac. 1192 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:57,960 Malachy. 1193 00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:58,600 Could you. 1194 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,340 Could you ask Alex Candela. 1195 00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:01,460 What's the crack with your man. 1196 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:02,420 Or something similar. 1197 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,360 It would make our year. 1198 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,640 I love you snake. 1199 00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:07,700 Don't wake and bake Alex. 1200 00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:09,320 What's the crack with your man. 1201 00:44:09,420 --> 00:44:09,880 Alex. 1202 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,640 Wish I knew what rhymed with your name. 1203 00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:13,260 Alex. 1204 00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:14,460 But I don't. 1205 00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:15,260 It's like orange. 1206 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:17,220 So I'm gonna leave that one there. 1207 00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:18,900 And fuck off man. 1208 00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:26,440 And that wasn't aimed at you. 1209 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,880 The fuck off wasn't aimed at you. 1210 00:44:27,980 --> 00:44:30,020 I was saying I'm gonna cough at the end of it. 1211 00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:31,600 But we can pause the game. 1212 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,740 And don't worry about the speedrun being jeopardized. 1213 00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:34,420 Because it isn't. 1214 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,520 These two guys here. 1215 00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:36,140 Losers. 1216 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,120 Leave them alone. 1217 00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:37,840 They don't need to. 1218 00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:39,120 They don't even need to. 1219 00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:40,980 Wait. 1220 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,820 You don't need to give them any time of your day. 1221 00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:44,840 They're not gonna fucking thank you for it. 1222 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,340 And especially this count as well. 1223 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:47,600 Scary spice. 1224 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,420 Run over to the desk here. 1225 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,760 Jill's the master of unlocking. 1226 00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:52,420 So you can unlock that using a lock pick. 1227 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,460 And you've got something there that you. 1228 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,460 Magnum bullets. 1229 00:44:58,420 --> 00:44:58,580 Yeah. 1230 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:04,120 Oh. 1231 00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:05,720 Turn the volume up for you there. 1232 00:45:05,940 --> 00:45:07,420 Stick the fucking volume up. 1233 00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:16,660 Now we will give these guys a piece of our minds. 1234 00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:20,040 Fucking pair of them. 1235 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:24,060 Haha. 1236 00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:26,660 Didn't realize he was stuck. 1237 00:45:26,980 --> 00:45:32,600 Didn't realize that the body of the other fucking zombie could make that guy go stuck. 1238 00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:33,480 But it does. 1239 00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:34,460 Oh! 1240 00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:41,040 Fucking neck of that crunt. 1241 00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:41,780 Oh no. 1242 00:45:46,740 --> 00:45:47,440 Use that. 1243 00:45:47,540 --> 00:45:48,300 Don't worry about that. 1244 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,480 That's not gonna jeopardize the fucking thing anyway. 1245 00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:53,760 The speed run. 1246 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,300 Fucking hell. 1247 00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:01,340 And now we've... 1248 00:46:01,340 --> 00:46:06,600 As we go to Jordan B. Peterson, that will help speed up the reading of the thing. 1249 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:09,120 The reading of the Holy Gospel according to JBP. 1250 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,060 Good evening. 1251 00:46:14,060 --> 00:46:14,660 Tonight's reading. 1252 00:46:14,860 --> 00:46:17,960 A reading from the book of Scrapbook according to St. John. 1253 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,780 Who is not a real saint. 1254 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:22,400 Compared to me. 1255 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:23,240 The man. 1256 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:23,780 The myth. 1257 00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:24,440 The legend. 1258 00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:25,860 Jordan B. Peterson. 1259 00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:26,580 Your father. 1260 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:28,140 Look at me. 1261 00:46:28,700 --> 00:46:30,580 Steely determination in my eyes. 1262 00:46:31,860 --> 00:46:32,720 Pure man. 1263 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:34,840 Absolute beast. 1264 00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:36,940 Raccoon times. 1265 00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,320 May 27, 1998. 1266 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,280 Animal attack. 1267 00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:40,400 Woman mutilated. 1268 00:46:40,540 --> 00:46:41,400 This is a speed run. 1269 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,080 So I'll keep it... 1270 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,120 I'll keep it sweet. 1271 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,120 May 20th. 1272 00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:45,780 Clean your room. 1273 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,180 Around 10 p.m. 1274 00:46:47,380 --> 00:46:52,700 A 20-year-old young woman's body was found by a passerby on the left bank of the Marble River 1275 00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:54,400 in the Cider District, Raccoon City. 1276 00:46:54,740 --> 00:46:55,040 Why? 1277 00:46:55,620 --> 00:46:56,820 Because you're not a man. 1278 00:46:57,140 --> 00:46:58,580 You don't know what it means to be a man. 1279 00:46:58,580 --> 00:47:02,540 You do not accept responsibility for your actions. 1280 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:03,220 Grow up. 1281 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,360 Grow up and get a life. 1282 00:47:07,060 --> 00:47:07,700 May 20th. 1283 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:08,440 Around 10 p.m. 1284 00:47:08,460 --> 00:47:13,640 A 20-year-old young woman's body was found by a passerby on the left bank of the Marble River 1285 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,400 in the Cider District, Raccoon City. 1286 00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:24,860 Raccoon police assume it to be a grizzly or other animal's doing because there are teeth marks 1287 00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:31,200 along her mutilated arms and left foot that show considerable power, much like the power of me. 1288 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:33,260 You know me. 1289 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:34,900 You want to be me. 1290 00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:40,920 If you do as I do enough times, then you will become as I am. 1291 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:48,140 Since she was wearing a hiking boot on her remaining foot, it has been determined that 1292 00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:51,760 she was attacked in Arkley Mountains and fell into the river. 1293 00:47:52,460 --> 00:47:55,580 They are hurrying to identify this woman. 1294 00:47:57,220 --> 00:48:00,200 Some people claim they've seen monsters in the Arkley Mountains. 1295 00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:05,760 The monsters are supposedly a boot the same size as large dogs and usually run in a pack 1296 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,940 as wolves do. 1297 00:48:06,940 --> 00:48:08,040 The wolf. 1298 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:18,440 The prime, the primeval, uh, genetic, uh, root of all hounds and dogs. 1299 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:24,360 Did you see me when I was on channel four? 1300 00:48:24,820 --> 00:48:28,720 What I tried to do was channel the wolf into my fists. 1301 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:30,640 My face. 1302 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:40,980 My face was that of an Easter Island statue showing nothing but absolute contempt for, uh, her, her. 1303 00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:47,260 Come on, Jordan, will you fucking hurry up, man? 1304 00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:50,600 Some people claim they've seen the monsters in the mountains. 1305 00:48:51,940 --> 00:48:56,880 This may sound like a group of ordinary wild dogs, but these monsters are surprisingly fierce 1306 00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:57,760 and hard to hurt. 1307 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,100 They say these dogs won't bother you. 1308 00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:02,980 But if you're looking for adventure, check it out! 1309 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,240 You want to try? 1310 00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:06,940 Skip the rest of that. 1311 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:08,840 Can't be fucked. 1312 00:49:09,140 --> 00:49:09,740 See you later. 1313 00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,900 And, uh, don't wait up on me. 1314 00:49:13,780 --> 00:49:16,280 Because I won't be there to clean up your shit. 1315 00:49:17,540 --> 00:49:18,680 Thanks very much, JB. 1316 00:49:20,140 --> 00:49:21,660 And he's a great guy for that. 1317 00:49:21,660 --> 00:49:24,780 Thanks very much for taking your time out of your busy schedule, JBP. 1318 00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:28,320 One of the amazing, uh, minds of our generation. 1319 00:49:28,660 --> 00:49:30,940 Some have said, perhaps of all time. 1320 00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:36,600 Speedrun is going really smoothly at the moment. 1321 00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:38,020 And you can actually add that speedrun. 1322 00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:43,820 The Jordan B. Peterson addition to the speedrun is one which a lot of people have a bit of fucking, um, 1323 00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:46,040 they have a problem with it. 1324 00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:48,260 One, because they can't get access to JBP. 1325 00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:55,640 He only comes out of the woodwork for, uh, people who, you know, you have to have his ear. 1326 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:57,040 You have to be special case. 1327 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,020 And, uh, that's what I am. 1328 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:04,140 And he said to me that he actually watched the last speedrun I did. 1329 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,640 And he was so impressed that he broke down in tears. 1330 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,620 Now, that opens a little compartment here. 1331 00:50:16,740 --> 00:50:17,860 And we run over to this. 1332 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:18,500 And it's a disc. 1333 00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:22,780 We've got enough, uh, space in the thing. 1334 00:50:22,940 --> 00:50:23,520 M.O. disc. 1335 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:27,320 And as I can recall, that is the disc of Ada Wong. 1336 00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,180 Which, who will appear in the second game. 1337 00:50:29,380 --> 00:50:29,900 Ada Wong. 1338 00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,940 The girlfriend or wife of John. 1339 00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:35,100 I don't know if he was John Wong. 1340 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:41,000 I would say he was. 1341 00:50:41,100 --> 00:50:42,400 But, I mean, I don't want to get it Wong. 1342 00:50:42,660 --> 00:50:43,200 I mean, wrong. 1343 00:50:44,140 --> 00:50:44,900 Oh, and that light. 1344 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,640 You can, you don't need to, you don't need to switch that on or off. 1345 00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:49,560 But, I'm just going to leave it, I'm going to leave that switch down. 1346 00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,640 That's, not going to, it's not going to hurt the game. 1347 00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:07,800 Okay, we're on fine. 1348 00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:16,580 And, uh, what we do is just stare at the door there for a second. 1349 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:20,740 Because this is going to give us an extra three minutes of, uh, no damage bonus when we get outside that door. 1350 00:51:21,980 --> 00:51:23,420 Sit down, sit down, John. 1351 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,240 Thank you very much. 1352 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:26,540 Thank you very much. 1353 00:51:27,260 --> 00:51:28,260 Very, very kind of you. 1354 00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,840 And I hope that you're having a nice time. 1355 00:51:31,940 --> 00:51:32,980 And that everything's alright. 1356 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:35,100 Best luck with you in the future as well. 1357 00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:36,500 Give my love to everyone. 1358 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:38,500 We'll take these guys out. 1359 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:39,940 Make fucking... 1360 00:51:39,940 --> 00:51:40,560 Oh! 1361 00:51:46,140 --> 00:51:46,580 Fuck! 1362 00:51:58,920 --> 00:51:59,900 Thank you very much. 1363 00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,300 He drinks tequila. 1364 00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:10,000 But at least it's not a bag of chips. 1365 00:52:12,060 --> 00:52:12,500 Jack. 1366 00:52:15,540 --> 00:52:15,940 Viper. 1367 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,060 I'll say again. 1368 00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:19,660 Give the Gallon Boys a shout out, you sweet thing. 1369 00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,740 Big shout out to the Gallon Boys. 1370 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:27,640 Yeah, Gallon Boys. 1371 00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,120 Shout out to you. 1372 00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:37,920 Oh, fuck. 1373 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:38,440 I hope he... 1374 00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:41,700 Yeah. 1375 00:52:45,300 --> 00:52:46,720 Clone named Melissa. 1376 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:47,600 Thank you very much. 1377 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,120 Clone. 1378 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:56,480 Thank you very much for that. 1379 00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:57,340 Schlug Ploughin. 1380 00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:58,840 I'll try. 1381 00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:02,420 And shout out to Sarah Snake, Queen of the Stream. 1382 00:53:02,620 --> 00:53:03,100 From Clone. 1383 00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:04,280 Clone named Melissa. 1384 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:11,640 Laura McNamara. 1385 00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:12,040 How are you? 1386 00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:13,120 Thank you very much for that. 1387 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,520 Best luck with everything. 1388 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,560 And big shout out to everyone there. 1389 00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:19,360 Oh! 1390 00:53:26,780 --> 00:53:27,140 Fuck. 1391 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:27,640 I can't. 1392 00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:30,880 Sorry about that language, guys. 1393 00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:32,900 That's not going to affect the speed run. 1394 00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:36,620 The speed run is actually going ahead of speed at the moment. 1395 00:53:38,620 --> 00:53:39,180 Oh, fuck. 1396 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:49,800 So... 1397 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,840 It's so satisfying. 1398 00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:53,400 Now what we'll do is... 1399 00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,660 We don't have any fucking room. 1400 00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:58,520 We don't have any fucking room. 1401 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:02,520 No problem. 1402 00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:11,520 No. 1403 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:12,440 No, no, no, no. 1404 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:13,680 We're not going to go down there. 1405 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:14,460 We're going to go back. 1406 00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:18,240 And this is all part of the speed run as well. 1407 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:21,680 Wait a sec. 1408 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:22,780 We don't have a... 1409 00:54:22,780 --> 00:54:25,780 We don't have a... 1410 00:54:25,780 --> 00:54:26,780 We don't have a... 1411 00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:31,200 We don't have a fucking ink ribbon. 1412 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,640 Yeah, ink ribbon is up here. 1413 00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:35,800 Ink ribbon is up here, I think. 1414 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,900 It's not. 1415 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:38,660 Go down here. 1416 00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:42,520 Speed running. 1417 00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:44,880 It's tough. 1418 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:45,540 It's not easy. 1419 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:55,640 Spag boy. 1420 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,120 Thank you very much. 1421 00:54:57,220 --> 00:54:58,240 Don't let the game beat you. 1422 00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:59,040 I'm not going on it. 1423 00:54:59,100 --> 00:55:00,260 If anything, I'm going to beat the game. 1424 00:55:01,380 --> 00:55:02,260 Game is fucked. 1425 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,120 Where did the corpse go? 1426 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,840 Now, animations video. 1427 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,780 The nerves are holding up pretty well there. 1428 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,180 Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. 1429 00:55:32,740 --> 00:55:34,800 Uh, Derek, thank you- thanks for asking. 1430 00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:42,240 We just gotta let this guy- you might- you might be thinking, why is he doing this on a speedrun? 1431 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:48,040 Well, because it's the fastest way to get around him. 1432 00:55:54,700 --> 00:55:58,040 Don't have- don't have, uh... 1433 00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,760 Don't have nightmares. 1434 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,800 Is all I'm gonna say. 1435 00:56:04,540 --> 00:56:06,420 This game is a real big nightmare fuel... 1436 00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,520 ...kind of job. 1437 00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:12,420 Am I right in saying... 1438 00:56:12,420 --> 00:56:14,080 ...this isn't the right door? 1439 00:56:19,420 --> 00:56:19,980 I am. 1440 00:56:19,980 --> 00:56:21,340 Get the fuck out of there. 1441 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:23,920 Oh, fuck. 1442 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:43,200 now we if i'm correct now when we get in here we're gonna get a close-up glimpse of a zombie's 1443 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:48,940 head and we stare at that for a moment and we have a laugh at it get the stupid face on him 1444 00:56:48,940 --> 00:57:00,160 and that's some that's part of the speed run as well now wait for this guy to come down here 1445 00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:08,380 and then move around here like that 1446 00:57:08,380 --> 00:57:18,460 it does look like the moon in Majora's mask you're right 1447 00:57:18,460 --> 00:57:31,660 max darwin head like corned beef i wouldn't have said so now max i his head was more white and pale 1448 00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:42,680 if anything it looked like a moon oh god that was a waste of a shell back up the ladder here 1449 00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:46,460 yeah we'll climb it 1450 00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:51,480 oh fuck there's no increment there's no fucking increment 1451 00:57:51,480 --> 00:58:05,880 we need to we need to get the uh explosive rounds is what we need to go go back and do 1452 00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:31,360 sean king left five minutes how are we back here you missed a hell of a lot sean if you're if you're 1453 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:37,200 interested in speed running you've missed a hell of a lot sean i hope that you've uh 1454 00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:45,200 got enough time to witness what's going to happen here we're aiming for an hour 15 we've been playing 1455 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:50,020 for about 15 16 minutes at the moment we managed to make it through back and forth through to the 1456 00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:55,160 guard house back back to the mansion now and what we're doing is a bit of uh swapping and shifting in 1457 00:58:55,160 --> 00:59:13,880 the box stick that in there stick the battery in there stick the magnum bullets in there 1458 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:21,720 flame rounds or explosive rounds explosive rounds 1459 00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:34,120 it's health that i'm worried about now but we can get the uh there's two herbs 1460 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:42,200 down in that uh hallway that we were at before 1461 00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:55,160 up the stairs wooden staircase lovely wooden lacquered kind of floor and a lovely bassy sound on those steps as well 1462 00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,200 second flight no loading screen necessary 1463 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:06,520 back down here 1464 01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:13,560 is here where we will go through into the flame room 1465 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:34,200 hold on hold on a fucking moment yeah 1466 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:50,760 down the rope down the ladder down the ladder 1467 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:57,960 clown music don't worry about that it's nothing we can't handle there are shells back here 1468 01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:05,880 so speed run 1469 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:24,600 we don't want to risk it so we'll leave it we'll come back when we're harder and stronger 1470 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:27,320 jesus christ 1471 01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:34,200 down to the final door back here now this is a metal door hard as rusted 1472 01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:41,000 and there we have majora's mask 1473 01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:44,680 making it look so easy 1474 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:50,280 back up there is it no 1475 01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:58,120 i'm afraid not what we do is we go out that door and this gives us an extra five minutes of no damage bonus 1476 01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:03,720 as well if we go back in and we look at the the the majora's mask head and get you have to laugh as well 1477 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,240 otherwise you don't get the extra bonus 1478 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,560 look at his head 1479 01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:10,280 it's it's ridiculous 1480 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:18,680 and that should that should if i'm correct now i'll i've given us an extra little bit of five minutes 1481 01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:24,120 added no damage no claims bonus so the premium has actually gone down 1482 01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,400 the next time we get there. 1483 01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:45,320 No. 1484 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:47,720 Move. 1485 01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:50,440 The herb has been taken there. 1486 01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:51,880 There's nothing for us there. 1487 01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:54,360 Anything in here? No, no, no. 1488 01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:55,980 We go into this. 1489 01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:57,260 Do we go into that room? 1490 01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:58,640 Do we go into that room? 1491 01:02:59,000 --> 01:02:59,620 Do we go into that room? 1492 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:08,080 Into this one. 1493 01:03:08,620 --> 01:03:11,160 Don't worry, it's not going to affect the speedrun at all. 1494 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,400 We're actually ahead of time at the moment. 1495 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:16,100 I think we've been playing for about 17 and a half minutes. 1496 01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:19,080 We take these explosive rounds. 1497 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:22,160 We're going to be completely tooled up with them. 1498 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,780 12 in the case there. 1499 01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:29,240 Those hunters aren't going to know what's hit them. 1500 01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:31,140 Yeah, we will. 1501 01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:32,840 Fucking 18. 1502 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:39,420 18 minutes. 1503 01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,960 Great stuff. 1504 01:03:55,140 --> 01:03:56,260 Now we can mix these herbs up. 1505 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,900 What we do is we take this one, which is sativa. 1506 01:04:03,180 --> 01:04:05,020 I think this could be an indica. 1507 01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:08,720 Put them together. 1508 01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:08,760 Put them together. 1509 01:04:12,860 --> 01:04:14,080 Cross pollinate. 1510 01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:14,180 Cross pollinate. 1511 01:04:16,780 --> 01:04:25,660 I think that makes a lovely little bit of stuff that alleviates the heartache. 1512 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:27,480 We'll turn that down a little bit. 1513 01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:33,080 The music could be getting a little bit annoying for most people. 1514 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:34,720 I'm aware of that. 1515 01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:43,840 Moon rocket. 1516 01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:44,240 What? 1517 01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:57,980 Is there a key? 1518 01:04:58,100 --> 01:04:59,800 Was I meant to have a fucking key for this one? 1519 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,800 What? 1520 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:03,800 *Sigh* 1521 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,800 *Sigh* 1522 01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:17,800 *Sigh* 1523 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:35,460 No, what matters is we're completely tooled up. 1524 01:05:36,140 --> 01:05:40,160 We'll take that down to those two bookings, the hunters down in that hallway, 1525 01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:41,820 and we'll blast them with the explosive rounds. 1526 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:42,920 Should be good. 1527 01:05:43,580 --> 01:05:45,540 And it'll definitely give us the... 1528 01:05:45,540 --> 01:05:48,540 It'll definitely give us the time that we're after. 1529 01:05:49,620 --> 01:05:51,020 Also, did you know this? 1530 01:05:52,740 --> 01:05:53,580 Push that there. 1531 01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:58,360 Wrong move. 1532 01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:05,420 Go out of the blue doors and then go back in again, 1533 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:08,720 and then go back to that bookcase and push it the other way. 1534 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:10,460 That will unlock something. 1535 01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:13,960 And then that'll help us get to the end of the game faster. 1536 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:28,880 This is the door we were after. 1537 01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,860 Now, ink ribbon in here, guys. 1538 01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:46,780 Have a look outside the window. 1539 01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:49,860 Helicopter port. 1540 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,740 Now, do I go back and save it? 1541 01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:06,960 Or do I just go and attack the hunters? 1542 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:09,560 Speedrun now. 1543 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:13,880 Save it. 1544 01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:14,080 Okay. 1545 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,840 I have to go all the way back to the... 1546 01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:18,920 The typewriter. 1547 01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:23,360 Everyone's saying save. 1548 01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:24,480 I'm going to go with you guys. 1549 01:07:24,860 --> 01:07:25,560 I think you know. 1550 01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:28,500 I mean, I'm actually better than you at the game. 1551 01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:30,580 And I have done it faster. 1552 01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:32,120 I'm going to do it even faster as well. 1553 01:07:32,180 --> 01:07:34,560 But I'm going to take your advice just this once. 1554 01:07:36,020 --> 01:07:37,560 I'm not actually taking your advice. 1555 01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:38,780 I'm going to do what I want. 1556 01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:42,340 And it's just a coincidence that you're telling me what I want to do. 1557 01:07:44,580 --> 01:07:45,420 It's just the way it is. 1558 01:07:45,420 --> 01:07:45,440 It's just the way it is. 1559 01:07:45,940 --> 01:07:46,520 Speedrun. 1560 01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:47,680 I can't listen to you. 1561 01:07:52,140 --> 01:07:54,240 Back into Majora's fucking lair here. 1562 01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:56,720 Watch out. 1563 01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:57,820 He's got form. 1564 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:05,800 Just wait for him to choose a side and then we'll... 1565 01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:12,620 Fucking idiot. 1566 01:08:24,620 --> 01:08:25,460 Gimps down there. 1567 01:08:25,580 --> 01:08:27,120 Nothing for us in that room anyway. 1568 01:08:30,340 --> 01:08:34,880 Music sounds like a toddler laying into a Casio keyboard in a charity shop. 1569 01:08:35,180 --> 01:08:36,000 This is Kieran McGowan. 1570 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,200 Steve Lebowski, how are you? 1571 01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:52,080 Why don't you play Resident Evil 2 Viper? 1572 01:08:52,180 --> 01:08:53,480 I played it already, Steve. 1573 01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:55,000 Were you not here? 1574 01:08:56,140 --> 01:08:57,180 Played both versions. 1575 01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:58,420 The new and the old. 1576 01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:01,240 Welcome to the stream. 1577 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:03,740 Up the rope we go. 1578 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,060 And this is going to feel brilliant now. 1579 01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:08,380 We get to that typewriter. 1580 01:09:08,740 --> 01:09:09,220 Ink ribbon. 1581 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,180 The hammer hitting the ink ribbon. 1582 01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:12,240 Then the page. 1583 01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:14,380 When you think about it. 1584 01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:14,920 Typewriter. 1585 01:09:15,060 --> 01:09:16,760 What an amazing machine. 1586 01:09:16,940 --> 01:09:17,880 Like the intricacy of it. 1587 01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:21,140 Now we're just like... 1588 01:09:21,140 --> 01:09:21,920 On the laptop. 1589 01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:23,980 It's all very easy to do. 1590 01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:25,100 But the typewriter. 1591 01:09:25,220 --> 01:09:26,760 You actually have to have a bit of power behind that. 1592 01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:27,580 The hammer. 1593 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,420 Down these stairs again. 1594 01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:36,960 These are great. 1595 01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:38,680 This is a great staircase in the game. 1596 01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:41,320 Probably one of my most favorite staircases in the game actually. 1597 01:09:41,820 --> 01:09:43,840 It's up there with the main hall staircase. 1598 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:45,640 Which is actually carpeted marble. 1599 01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:49,520 But I do find the sound of the boot. 1600 01:09:49,940 --> 01:09:50,560 Jill's boot. 1601 01:09:50,740 --> 01:09:52,360 On the hardwood floor. 1602 01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:53,800 Is so satisfying. 1603 01:09:55,220 --> 01:09:55,620 Now. 1604 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,240 The moment you've all been waiting for. 1605 01:09:57,420 --> 01:09:58,420 Speed run save game. 1606 01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,000 You can save your progress with this. 1607 01:10:01,180 --> 01:10:02,020 Will you use the ink ribbon? 1608 01:10:02,020 --> 01:10:02,240 Yeah. 1609 01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:09,080 Now. 1610 01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:11,340 Speed run baby. 1611 01:10:27,780 --> 01:10:28,400 Into there. 1612 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:30,300 Stick your clip. 1613 01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:33,080 Are we any more... 1614 01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,480 explosive runs? 1615 01:10:35,700 --> 01:10:36,160 We do. 1616 01:10:40,620 --> 01:10:40,980 Right. 1617 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,720 Welcome to the speed run everybody. 1618 01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:54,580 It's a Resident Evil 1 speed run. 1619 01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:57,000 We've been playing the game now for about 19 and a half minutes. 1620 01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:58,260 We've made it to the guard house. 1621 01:10:58,500 --> 01:10:58,800 Back. 1622 01:10:59,140 --> 01:10:59,840 Out of the guard house. 1623 01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:01,720 To the mansion for the second part of the mansion. 1624 01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:02,820 Second scenario. 1625 01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:04,620 First scenario with Jill. 1626 01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:06,940 But it's the second time that we reach the mansion. 1627 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:08,260 And um. 1628 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:09,980 Yeah. 1629 01:11:09,980 --> 01:11:10,760 We're going for the speed run. 1630 01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:11,380 World record. 1631 01:11:11,740 --> 01:11:12,280 Land speed. 1632 01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:33,920 Derrick Gibson. 1633 01:11:34,060 --> 01:11:34,960 Don't overwrite. 1634 01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:37,860 Leave yourself an older save in case it all goes balls up. 1635 01:11:37,860 --> 01:11:43,680 It's too late Derrick. 1636 01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:45,080 Perhaps. 1637 01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:48,480 The chat is 30 or 40 seconds. 1638 01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:49,840 Delayed. 1639 01:11:51,780 --> 01:11:55,440 And they're saying that the delay on the chat won't matter anymore. 1640 01:11:55,580 --> 01:11:56,460 That won't be a... 1641 01:11:56,460 --> 01:11:57,780 That'll be a thing of the past soon enough. 1642 01:11:57,940 --> 01:11:59,440 When 5G comes into town. 1643 01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:02,160 And we're able to use 5G. 1644 01:12:03,100 --> 01:12:06,300 Instead of my 4G fucking data tethering broadband. 1645 01:12:06,620 --> 01:12:09,700 Because there's no rural broadband connections. 1646 01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:14,760 I seen the last day the air was saying they could deliver the broadband for 1 billion euro. 1647 01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:21,780 When's that like? 1648 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:25,080 Why are they saying that now in 2019? 1649 01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:27,800 Why does it take so long? 1650 01:12:27,900 --> 01:12:28,020 Like. 1651 01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:28,980 Fucking hell. 1652 01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:29,620 Look at this guy. 1653 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:31,580 We'll move across here. 1654 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:39,960 And now the moment you've all been waiting for. 1655 01:12:40,740 --> 01:12:42,000 Where we get to uh. 1656 01:12:42,660 --> 01:12:43,560 Blast the hunters. 1657 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:46,560 Into next fucking. 1658 01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:47,740 Into the next realm. 1659 01:12:47,740 --> 01:13:02,240 Apparently the 5G is a lot of hubbub about that. 1660 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:04,700 People saying it's gonna melt your brain. 1661 01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:06,020 But they said that. 1662 01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:07,560 Remember they said that about Wi-Fi. 1663 01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:10,940 Big hullabaloo about Wi-Fi. 1664 01:13:14,940 --> 01:13:15,760 We're gonna uh. 1665 01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:17,180 Give one blast to the shotgun. 1666 01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:17,880 Always like no. 1667 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:18,220 Acid. 1668 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:19,620 Acid round first. 1669 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:25,360 Haha. 1670 01:13:25,620 --> 01:13:27,480 It's such a satisfying scream. 1671 01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:27,980 Okay. 1672 01:13:27,980 --> 01:13:28,940 Then we roll. 1673 01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:57,860 Yeah. 1674 01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:05,520 Yes. 1675 01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:06,680 We did it, guys. 1676 01:14:06,820 --> 01:14:07,680 We did it. 1677 01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:09,740 Stupid idiots. 1678 01:14:11,540 --> 01:14:13,220 Stupid, stupid fucking idiots. 1679 01:14:13,340 --> 01:14:14,620 They thought they could rule me. 1680 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,940 They thought they could ruin my life in days. 1681 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:18,320 And they did for a couple of days. 1682 01:14:18,540 --> 01:14:20,120 But now it's all on. 1683 01:14:25,820 --> 01:14:34,560 Yo. 1684 01:14:38,740 --> 01:14:39,060 Yo. 1685 01:14:39,260 --> 01:14:40,120 What's the crack? 1686 01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:42,680 Those hunters got their heads slapped off by me. 1687 01:14:42,740 --> 01:14:43,340 Jill Valentine. 1688 01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:46,480 I came in time to ruin their lives. 1689 01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:49,160 Like a little snakey boy eating mince pies. 1690 01:14:49,380 --> 01:14:50,520 I don't tell lies. 1691 01:14:50,740 --> 01:14:52,400 I just shoot my load and go. 1692 01:14:52,700 --> 01:14:54,680 I'm talking about the big explosive rounds. 1693 01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:55,680 Did you see them blow? 1694 01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:58,480 Right in those Hunter S. Thompson's faces. 1695 01:14:59,040 --> 01:14:59,960 Now they're left. 1696 01:15:01,700 --> 01:15:02,740 On the ground. 1697 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:04,460 They should have been wearing braces. 1698 01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:06,160 Unfortunately, they weren't. 1699 01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:07,240 They were fucking monsters. 1700 01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:09,360 They went down to the orthodontist and said, 1701 01:15:09,460 --> 01:15:11,140 Can I get an Invisalign, please? 1702 01:15:11,660 --> 01:15:12,560 The doctor said, 1703 01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:15,080 Get the fuck out of my study now, please. 1704 01:15:15,380 --> 01:15:16,960 Before I call the police. 1705 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,300 You little green bastards. 1706 01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:35,680 Anthony Paul. 1707 01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:37,460 You're looking tall. 1708 01:15:37,660 --> 01:15:39,460 Asking me to play Goldeneye. 1709 01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:41,160 Sure you have fuck all. 1710 01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:42,420 N64 games. 1711 01:15:42,540 --> 01:15:44,020 I don't even own the console. 1712 01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:46,600 I do have a picture of Vingrayim. 1713 01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:47,320 Signed. 1714 01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:48,620 From Pulp Fiction Days. 1715 01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:52,340 But I gave it away to the Guinness Book of Records guys and gays. 1716 01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:53,460 They came round for me. 1717 01:15:53,540 --> 01:15:55,500 Looking for my fucking photographs that I had. 1718 01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,080 Thanks very much guys. 1719 01:15:57,700 --> 01:15:59,160 For the one euro. 1720 01:16:01,620 --> 01:16:02,560 Where did the flow go? 1721 01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:11,420 Who's that man? 1722 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,100 That's called fucking Tele-tubbies. 1723 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:15,480 Clearly you can't pass the phone. 1724 01:16:16,420 --> 01:16:18,820 The flow came back so hard and heavy. 1725 01:16:25,220 --> 01:16:25,820 Fuck. 1726 01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:27,180 Fuck. 1727 01:16:27,180 --> 01:16:35,920 Guinness Book of Records. 1728 01:16:36,020 --> 01:16:36,880 Thanks so much. 1729 01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:38,740 I'm asking Brian Marcy. 1730 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,440 To say, uh, to say. 1731 01:16:41,580 --> 01:16:43,780 I'm asking Brian Marcy to, uh. 1732 01:16:44,660 --> 01:16:45,880 Ah, for fuck's sake. 1733 01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:46,880 Oh. 1734 01:17:01,420 --> 01:17:01,740 Yeah. 1735 01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:03,260 Yeah. 1736 01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:04,060 Yeah. 1737 01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:04,780 Yeah. 1738 01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:05,500 Yeah. 1739 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:06,260 Yeah. 1740 01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:08,180 Francis is back. 1741 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:09,760 Ready to attack. 1742 01:17:10,100 --> 01:17:11,320 A lyrical assassin. 1743 01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:13,820 With a big massive sack full of rhymes. 1744 01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:16,100 And where the fuck has it gone again? 1745 01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:18,560 Ah. 1746 01:17:29,380 --> 01:17:29,900 Ah. 1747 01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:30,700 Ah. 1748 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:31,420 Ah. 1749 01:17:31,820 --> 01:17:32,140 Yeah. 1750 01:17:32,460 --> 01:17:32,820 Yeah. 1751 01:17:33,140 --> 01:17:34,300 We came through it. 1752 01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:35,080 You know me. 1753 01:17:35,220 --> 01:17:36,000 We're right here. 1754 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,060 On TV3. 1755 01:17:37,220 --> 01:17:39,380 Doing this 365 day shit. 1756 01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:41,400 Yo, I ain't got a contract of nothing. 1757 01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:42,780 I just like nothing. 1758 01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:43,700 All over. 1759 01:17:44,220 --> 01:17:46,420 All over these little green buttons there. 1760 01:17:47,100 --> 01:17:48,780 They got a taste of pain. 1761 01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:50,880 And now, they're going insane. 1762 01:17:51,380 --> 01:17:54,040 I want to say a big thanks so much to everybody who's donated. 1763 01:17:54,540 --> 01:17:56,480 And everybody out there who never donated. 1764 01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:57,220 They're hating. 1765 01:17:57,860 --> 01:17:58,820 But I love hate. 1766 01:17:59,260 --> 01:18:00,200 And I hate love. 1767 01:18:00,620 --> 01:18:04,080 So let's just fly away like a little dove in the sky. 1768 01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:06,660 And I say a big thank you to Anthony Paul. 1769 01:18:06,780 --> 01:18:07,740 Guinness Book of Records. 1770 01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:09,360 A clone named Gipso. 1771 01:18:09,740 --> 01:18:10,960 Limitruck Stream. 1772 01:18:11,340 --> 01:18:12,260 Brian Morrissey. 1773 01:18:14,540 --> 01:18:18,240 You guys are the best guys. 1774 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:21,320 I want to see your eyes. 1775 01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:26,920 But I can't because we're separated through this screen. 1776 01:18:27,660 --> 01:18:29,300 Do you know what I mean? 1777 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:32,940 It's a lovely speedrun stream. 1778 01:18:33,940 --> 01:18:40,300 Living out here. 1779 01:18:40,780 --> 01:18:42,180 In the mainframe. 1780 01:18:43,540 --> 01:18:45,560 With my friend Ving Reigns. 1781 01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:49,340 He lives over there on fucking planet Quagmire. 1782 01:18:51,340 --> 01:18:53,040 He's got a cool gaff. 1783 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:54,240 With a log fire. 1784 01:18:55,260 --> 01:18:56,660 He doesn't use gas. 1785 01:18:57,020 --> 01:19:00,140 He doesn't use any solid fuels. 1786 01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:03,340 Or any fucking carbon sort of stuff. 1787 01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:05,460 Like you know peat and turf and all that. 1788 01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:07,020 He only burns. 1789 01:19:07,620 --> 01:19:09,480 And this is between you and me. 1790 01:19:10,100 --> 01:19:11,480 Liquid nitrogen. 1791 01:19:11,900 --> 01:19:12,900 Which you can't burn. 1792 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:13,740 Because it's frozen. 1793 01:19:14,580 --> 01:19:15,480 But that's Ving Reigns. 1794 01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:16,600 He has a special touch. 1795 01:19:17,220 --> 01:19:17,980 If you go around to him. 1796 01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:20,140 Ask him how much. 1797 01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:21,420 He'll say 20. 1798 01:19:21,660 --> 01:19:22,560 Give him the score. 1799 01:19:23,620 --> 01:19:24,620 He'll open the door. 1800 01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:26,960 Let you inside. 1801 01:19:27,900 --> 01:19:28,640 And the rest. 1802 01:19:29,420 --> 01:19:31,260 Is a mad fucking ride. 1803 01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:33,240 Not like a sex. 1804 01:19:33,260 --> 01:19:34,560 It's not a sexual thing. 1805 01:19:35,300 --> 01:19:36,940 I'm just saying like the whole experience. 1806 01:19:37,020 --> 01:19:38,480 Of going around to Ving Reigns gaff. 1807 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:40,680 And warming yourself on a liquid nitrogen fire. 1808 01:19:41,180 --> 01:19:42,040 Is a mad ride. 1809 01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:45,340 You're not paying him for sex or anything like that. 1810 01:19:45,980 --> 01:19:46,540 Thanks very much. 1811 01:19:48,860 --> 01:19:49,300 Now. 1812 01:19:50,060 --> 01:19:50,600 To the gate. 1813 01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:53,760 Sorry. 1814 01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:54,840 Stop that there. 1815 01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:57,600 Thanks very much for that. 1816 01:19:57,700 --> 01:19:59,480 And that's the special speed run breakdown. 1817 01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:00,320 That you can do. 1818 01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:02,760 Which will give you an extra three or four minutes. 1819 01:20:03,020 --> 01:20:03,200 No. 1820 01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:04,380 No claims bonus. 1821 01:20:16,380 --> 01:20:20,020 This is something you can do. 1822 01:20:20,020 --> 01:20:20,700 If you've. 1823 01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:22,860 If you are doing a speed run. 1824 01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:23,840 You have a look at this. 1825 01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:25,920 Hallway here. 1826 01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:31,240 Hang on. 1827 01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:33,480 Hang on. 1828 01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:42,180 Brilliant. 1829 01:20:42,180 --> 01:20:42,200 Brilliant. 1830 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:51,680 Brilliant. 1831 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:51,800 Brilliant. 1832 01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:53,600 Brilliant. 1833 01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:54,640 Okay. 1834 01:20:58,760 --> 01:20:59,540 Sorry guys. 1835 01:20:59,620 --> 01:20:59,800 Sorry. 1836 01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:00,880 I forgot. 1837 01:21:01,020 --> 01:21:02,120 I came off the screen there. 1838 01:21:02,780 --> 01:21:03,900 Thanks very much there. 1839 01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:06,500 For letting me know that. 1840 01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:08,420 Over here. 1841 01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:09,460 Even though we don't need to. 1842 01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:38,460 *BOOM* 1843 01:21:38,460 --> 01:21:43,460 Now this is one of my favourite staircases I was telling you about them before, it's carpeted! Listen to the... 1844 01:21:43,460 --> 01:21:45,460 *BOOM* 1845 01:21:45,460 --> 01:21:47,460 *BOOM* 1846 01:21:47,460 --> 01:21:49,460 *BOOM* 1847 01:21:49,460 --> 01:21:50,460 *BOOM* 1848 01:21:50,460 --> 01:21:52,460 Lovely, really sounds nice 1849 01:21:52,460 --> 01:21:56,460 *BOOM* 1850 01:21:56,460 --> 01:21:58,460 Lovely stuff 1851 01:21:58,460 --> 01:22:00,460 Back through these doors here 1852 01:22:00,460 --> 01:22:04,460 Back through the dining room upper level as well 1853 01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:08,460 *BOOM* 1854 01:22:08,460 --> 01:22:09,460 And we've hunters in here 1855 01:22:09,460 --> 01:22:11,460 *BOOM* 1856 01:22:11,460 --> 01:22:13,460 Don't worry you can go down this side here 1857 01:22:13,460 --> 01:22:14,460 You wanna... 1858 01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:15,460 Oh! 1859 01:22:15,460 --> 01:22:16,460 *BOOM* 1860 01:22:16,460 --> 01:22:17,460 *BOOM* 1861 01:22:17,460 --> 01:22:19,460 *BOOM* 1862 01:22:19,460 --> 01:22:20,460 *BOOM* 1863 01:22:20,460 --> 01:22:21,460 *BOOM* 1864 01:22:21,460 --> 01:22:22,460 *BOOM* 1865 01:22:22,460 --> 01:22:23,460 *BOOM* 1866 01:22:23,460 --> 01:22:24,460 *BOOM* 1867 01:22:24,460 --> 01:22:25,460 *BOOM* 1868 01:22:25,460 --> 01:22:26,460 *BOOM* 1869 01:22:26,460 --> 01:22:27,460 *BOOM* 1870 01:22:27,460 --> 01:22:48,280 Wait for this fucking savage cabbage here to come round the corner and we'll blast him into kingdom come. 1871 01:22:49,140 --> 01:22:52,300 That's something I like to do on a holiday or a weekday. 1872 01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:56,740 Like, you know, it's not really something I fucking do night five, you know. 1873 01:22:56,740 --> 01:23:00,540 He's a green Slimer. 1874 01:23:02,220 --> 01:23:04,000 He's a fucking social climber. 1875 01:23:04,820 --> 01:23:08,040 If you let him in, he'll use you in order to get... 1876 01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:08,740 Fuck you. 1877 01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:11,980 Fuck you. 1878 01:23:11,980 --> 01:23:13,980 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 1879 01:23:13,980 --> 01:23:14,580 Please no. 1880 01:23:17,780 --> 01:23:18,360 Fuck you. 1881 01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:18,860 Fuck you. 1882 01:23:18,860 --> 01:23:19,860 Fuck you. 1883 01:23:19,860 --> 01:23:21,020 Fucking scum, man. 1884 01:23:22,460 --> 01:23:23,900 He'll use you to get ahead. 1885 01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:26,960 He doesn't care about you, actually, as a friend or as a person. 1886 01:23:27,420 --> 01:23:30,480 What he will do is he will latch onto you. 1887 01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:34,240 We've used the helmet key. 1888 01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:39,380 And then he will use you to get to different places, higher places. 1889 01:23:40,340 --> 01:23:46,700 Or use friends that you may have of a higher social, that have a higher social standing. 1890 01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:48,520 And then it'll fuck you off. 1891 01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:49,480 And that's those hunters. 1892 01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:50,400 That's what they do. 1893 01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:51,940 Light switch here. 1894 01:23:53,160 --> 01:23:54,460 We won't push, yeah we will. 1895 01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:56,780 What we'll do is we'll push it back on first. 1896 01:23:57,540 --> 01:23:58,000 I've seen this. 1897 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,000 Look at this. 1898 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:01,860 Right? 1899 01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:03,360 Note on the table. 1900 01:24:04,020 --> 01:24:05,320 You know what that means, don't you? 1901 01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:11,920 You know what that means. 1902 01:24:23,980 --> 01:24:25,540 Take it away JB. 1903 01:24:25,540 --> 01:24:55,520 Take it away. 1904 01:24:55,520 --> 01:25:00,280 Sit down John. 1905 01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:04,000 Thank you very much for your lovely donation and sweet tipus. 1906 01:25:04,580 --> 01:25:05,720 Tipus whipus. 1907 01:25:07,320 --> 01:25:07,960 Orders. 1908 01:25:10,280 --> 01:25:12,020 By Jordan B. Peterson. 1909 01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:18,980 Thank you very much Steve. 1910 01:25:19,740 --> 01:25:21,780 That is very kind of you Steve. 1911 01:25:22,620 --> 01:25:23,920 Thank you very much. 1912 01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:25,060 Top Secret. 1913 01:25:25,220 --> 01:25:27,360 July 22nd, 1998. 1914 01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:29,620 213. 1915 01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:33,340 To the head of the security department. 1916 01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:34,920 Thank you very much. 1917 01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:42,280 Thank you very much. 1918 01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:43,800 Gregoski Valentine. 1919 01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:46,760 X day is approaching. 1920 01:25:47,860 --> 01:25:48,840 X day is approaching. 1921 01:25:49,460 --> 01:25:51,720 Complete the following orders within the week. 1922 01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:55,920 Lure the members of the lab. 1923 01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:56,880 Lure the members of the stars. 1924 01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:57,520 Neil. 1925 01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:59,600 Thank you very much Neil. 1926 01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:03,000 Neil. 1927 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,120 Who do you think you are? 1928 01:26:08,120 --> 01:26:09,680 You are nothing but this to me. 1929 01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:09,680 You are nothing but this to me. 1930 01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:11,280 A speck of dust. 1931 01:26:11,860 --> 01:26:14,960 But thank you very much for your kind heart and generous donation. 1932 01:26:20,140 --> 01:26:21,500 Green Velvet 2. 1933 01:26:22,340 --> 01:26:24,680 Lure the members of stars into the lab. 1934 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,680 And have them fight with the BOW. 1935 01:26:26,680 --> 01:26:31,940 In order to obtain data of actual battles. 1936 01:26:32,940 --> 01:26:33,500 2. 1937 01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:36,640 Collect Tom Mahan. 1938 01:26:36,740 --> 01:26:37,800 Thank you very much. 1939 01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:46,240 Thank you Tom Mahan Bucko. 1940 01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:51,320 Collect two embryos per BOW. 1941 01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:55,700 Type making sure to include all species. 1942 01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,560 Except for tyrant. 1943 01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:00,360 3. 1944 01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:03,140 Destroy the ARKLE lab. 1945 01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:04,520 Including all researchers. 1946 01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:06,080 And lab animals. 1947 01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:08,180 In a manner which will seem accidental. 1948 01:27:08,780 --> 01:27:10,180 By white umbrella. 1949 01:27:10,180 --> 01:27:17,040 Man. 1950 01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:19,560 What has he created? 1951 01:27:21,180 --> 01:27:21,660 Death. 1952 01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:22,760 Destruction. 1953 01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:25,940 But also everything that is good in society too. 1954 01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:29,280 And that's not something we should leave behind. 1955 01:27:30,440 --> 01:27:31,960 We got to think about that. 1956 01:27:34,820 --> 01:27:36,420 Did you see me on channel 4? 1957 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:39,340 Did you see the way I handled the situation? 1958 01:27:39,340 --> 01:27:41,480 It was beautiful. 1959 01:27:44,060 --> 01:27:45,260 It was exquisite. 1960 01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:49,120 I feel powerful. 1961 01:27:50,260 --> 01:27:51,420 I feel great. 1962 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,520 And you need to think about that. 1963 01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:55,340 Good night. 1964 01:27:55,860 --> 01:27:56,400 God bless. 1965 01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:58,520 Your father. 1966 01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:00,920 Thanks Jordan. 1967 01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:00,980 Thanks Jordan. 1968 01:28:06,980 --> 01:28:10,100 I don't know why he keeps on referring to himself as our fathers. 1969 01:28:10,540 --> 01:28:12,740 Who doesn't art in heaven. 1970 01:28:13,240 --> 01:28:14,060 And while we're at it. 1971 01:28:14,440 --> 01:28:17,260 Why was our father who art in heaven. 1972 01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:18,700 Was he doing a bit. 1973 01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:20,160 What was he doing in heaven? 1974 01:28:20,380 --> 01:28:22,080 Was he making a bit of things up there? 1975 01:28:22,140 --> 01:28:22,360 Was he? 1976 01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:25,840 Did he do a bit of art up there? 1977 01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:31,400 Or is it old language for who is in heaven? 1978 01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:32,700 Our father who is in heaven. 1979 01:28:37,380 --> 01:28:38,480 Hold on a second now. 1980 01:28:39,980 --> 01:28:41,080 Now we move this. 1981 01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:42,360 To there. 1982 01:28:45,180 --> 01:28:45,840 Like that. 1983 01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:49,580 We switch this off. 1984 01:28:50,520 --> 01:28:51,760 And we should get a red jewel. 1985 01:28:52,020 --> 01:28:52,760 If I'm correct. 1986 01:28:54,060 --> 01:28:54,480 Yeah. 1987 01:28:54,660 --> 01:28:55,120 Red jewel. 1988 01:28:55,980 --> 01:28:56,420 The head. 1989 01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:58,700 The eye of the moose. 1990 01:29:00,580 --> 01:29:01,700 Canadian moose. 1991 01:29:19,860 --> 01:29:20,700 We'll take that. 1992 01:29:20,820 --> 01:29:22,000 And we can take the shells too. 1993 01:29:22,100 --> 01:29:23,840 Because they'll combine with the rest of the shells. 1994 01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:25,680 Spoon. 1995 01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:41,200 Fuck. 1996 01:29:41,980 --> 01:29:42,380 Spoon. 1997 01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:43,440 Thank you very much for that. 1998 01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:44,720 420. 1999 01:29:45,660 --> 01:29:46,680 Very very kind of you. 2000 01:29:46,900 --> 01:29:47,660 And huckus buckus. 2001 01:29:47,860 --> 01:29:48,120 And sit. 2002 01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:49,660 Sit down John. 2003 01:29:50,220 --> 01:29:50,900 And Stee. 2004 01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:52,180 And Neil. 2005 01:29:52,280 --> 01:29:52,860 And Grogoski. 2006 01:29:52,860 --> 01:29:55,400 Very very kind of everyone. 2007 01:29:58,460 --> 01:29:59,800 And Phil Eglinton. 2008 01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:04,660 Very very kind of you Phil. 2009 01:30:04,740 --> 01:30:05,540 Thank you very much. 2010 01:30:09,180 --> 01:30:10,220 Where do we go here? 2011 01:30:10,380 --> 01:30:11,180 Let me think about this. 2012 01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:12,140 Go. 2013 01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:14,160 This is a speed run guys. 2014 01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:15,100 Welcome to the speed run. 2015 01:30:16,140 --> 01:30:16,540 Okay. 2016 01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:21,480 Check your map five times. 2017 01:30:21,580 --> 01:30:22,820 That'll give you an extra bit of cabbage. 2018 01:30:23,720 --> 01:30:24,240 If you move. 2019 01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:26,440 Back out here. 2020 01:30:26,580 --> 01:30:27,100 Into this. 2021 01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:31,620 Into this. 2022 01:30:31,740 --> 01:30:32,060 The down. 2023 01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:32,800 The downstairs. 2024 01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:36,720 Oh fuck. 2025 01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:37,320 What am I doing? 2026 01:30:38,360 --> 01:30:39,540 This is the second floor. 2027 01:30:39,640 --> 01:30:39,900 Isn't it? 2028 01:30:41,060 --> 01:30:41,420 Fuck. 2029 01:30:42,180 --> 01:30:42,960 First floor. 2030 01:30:43,960 --> 01:30:44,500 There. 2031 01:30:44,500 --> 01:30:45,700 There you go. 2032 01:30:46,700 --> 01:30:47,820 There again. 2033 01:30:48,300 --> 01:30:49,600 And then we fucking do that. 2034 01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:50,460 And then. 2035 01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:51,580 Watch out for the. 2036 01:30:51,580 --> 01:30:52,260 Hold on. 2037 01:30:56,260 --> 01:30:57,340 Hold on. 2038 01:30:57,780 --> 01:30:58,400 Hold on. 2039 01:30:59,120 --> 01:30:59,600 Hold on. 2040 01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:04,520 Fuck. 2041 01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:06,660 Fuck. 2042 01:31:06,660 --> 01:31:06,660 Fuck. 2043 01:31:08,060 --> 01:31:09,800 I think we go downstairs here. 2044 01:31:09,900 --> 01:31:12,780 And put the stuff inside the box. 2045 01:31:12,900 --> 01:31:13,940 There's like a chest. 2046 01:31:14,620 --> 01:31:15,780 But if there's a hunter down here. 2047 01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:16,460 We could be fucked. 2048 01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:17,540 Get ready for it. 2049 01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:19,360 There is. 2050 01:31:20,260 --> 01:31:20,840 There is. 2051 01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:22,080 And I'm not waiting around. 2052 01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:25,900 Or do you reckon we can take him? 2053 01:31:29,340 --> 01:31:31,180 Should I fucking bother trying to take him on. 2054 01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:31,720 On. 2055 01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:33,240 Like zero health. 2056 01:31:44,820 --> 01:31:45,840 Do you reckon we can take him? 2057 01:31:50,340 --> 01:31:51,040 Give it a go. 2058 01:31:58,960 --> 01:31:59,920 Thank you very much. 2059 01:32:01,200 --> 01:32:02,280 Martin Crackhorn. 2060 01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:04,220 You can just run into the room. 2061 01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:05,020 Says Spag Boy. 2062 01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:14,480 What about this? 2063 01:32:14,620 --> 01:32:14,800 Shh. 2064 01:32:15,060 --> 01:32:15,320 Look. 2065 01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:27,120 Fucking hell. 2066 01:32:33,220 --> 01:32:34,000 What's this now? 2067 01:32:35,940 --> 01:32:36,400 What's this? 2068 01:32:36,480 --> 01:32:36,820 What's this? 2069 01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:37,260 What's this? 2070 01:32:38,860 --> 01:32:39,440 What's this? 2071 01:32:41,280 --> 01:32:42,480 Con's not gonna know what it is. 2072 01:32:42,480 --> 01:32:53,240 What an idiot. 2073 01:32:59,160 --> 01:33:00,660 And that hit the sweet spot. 2074 01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:05,360 Something. 2075 01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:07,120 Oh. 2076 01:33:07,680 --> 01:33:09,420 Look what we got here. 2077 01:33:10,500 --> 01:33:11,700 If I had an ink ribbon. 2078 01:33:12,360 --> 01:33:14,260 But great if they gave you extra ink ribbons. 2079 01:33:26,880 --> 01:33:30,900 I know we can go and use the red jewel to get the cold python out of the lion. 2080 01:33:31,020 --> 01:33:32,800 But I mean we've no health. 2081 01:33:33,660 --> 01:33:34,960 So we need to find health. 2082 01:33:36,620 --> 01:33:37,800 We'll go and find health. 2083 01:33:38,240 --> 01:33:39,260 Then we'll come back. 2084 01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:40,580 Should we save it? 2085 01:33:44,320 --> 01:33:45,020 Should we save it? 2086 01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:45,580 We'll save it. 2087 01:33:52,580 --> 01:33:54,020 We won't overwrite. 2088 01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:03,140 Because Derek Gibson. 2089 01:34:03,140 --> 01:34:03,140 Because Derek Gibson. 2090 01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:05,800 Will kill me. 2091 01:34:08,100 --> 01:34:09,040 And Aaron Flood. 2092 01:34:09,680 --> 01:34:11,100 Will be flooding the chat. 2093 01:34:12,660 --> 01:34:13,980 With bad news. 2094 01:34:17,700 --> 01:34:19,980 And then Ray Ryan will be chiming in. 2095 01:34:20,340 --> 01:34:21,200 Too late though. 2096 01:34:22,020 --> 01:34:23,780 To let us all know that you've only one left. 2097 01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:27,080 And then Bilbo Nagins will go. 2098 01:34:27,380 --> 01:34:28,220 Good man yourself. 2099 01:34:29,480 --> 01:34:30,460 And then Percy Purple. 2100 01:34:30,820 --> 01:34:31,380 Apropos. 2101 01:34:31,540 --> 01:34:31,880 Nothing. 2102 01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:32,600 Will just say. 2103 01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:33,440 Howie Francis. 2104 01:34:35,620 --> 01:34:37,780 And then fucking Charlie Revy will be. 2105 01:34:38,460 --> 01:34:39,220 Cruising around. 2106 01:34:39,360 --> 01:34:39,580 Saying. 2107 01:34:39,700 --> 01:34:40,220 Well bah. 2108 01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:43,980 And wouldn't you know that old. 2109 01:34:44,060 --> 01:34:45,320 Schnee Cormac Mulfill. 2110 01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:45,580 Will be. 2111 01:34:45,760 --> 01:34:46,780 Good manning it out. 2112 01:34:48,440 --> 01:34:49,600 Good manning it up. 2113 01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:49,640 Good manning it up. 2114 01:34:49,640 --> 01:35:03,640 *sad music* 2115 01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:05,640 *sad music* 2116 01:35:05,640 --> 01:35:10,640 Okay, a speedrun is still on guys, we've been playing for about 23 s- oooohh 2117 01:35:10,640 --> 01:35:12,640 *laughs* 2118 01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:14,640 23 seconds 2119 01:35:14,640 --> 01:35:16,640 We're really going for it here 2120 01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:18,640 Sponsored by Firelighter 2121 01:35:18,640 --> 01:35:20,640 *sad music* 2122 01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:22,640 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields 2123 01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:26,640 There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace 2124 01:35:26,640 --> 01:35:28,640 That's enough of that 2125 01:35:28,640 --> 01:35:30,640 Sorry we couldn't really go longer on that 2126 01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:32,640 But I need to... 2127 01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:34,640 It's a speedrun 2128 01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:38,640 Nice now 2129 01:35:45,640 --> 01:35:47,640 Oh fuck, there's something 2130 01:35:47,640 --> 01:36:05,020 we've been a nasty business in here it sounds like blew him look at his head 2131 01:36:12,300 --> 01:36:19,920 right back Patrick Kevin and golly wants to know where you get the shades where is this 2132 01:36:19,920 --> 01:36:36,240 can remember man some some shop hope that answers your question now second floor we need to go 2133 01:36:36,240 --> 01:36:43,240 downstairs 2134 01:37:00,900 --> 01:37:07,900 we need to go downstairs we need to get out of here although there may be there may be herbs 2135 01:37:07,900 --> 01:37:14,520 upstairs I I don't have I'm not I'm not aware of that but we'll go down here and then go through the 2136 01:37:14,520 --> 01:37:21,400 door down there hopefully it will be okay this is a speed run guys if you just tuned in sorry I can't 2137 01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:28,400 really you know do anything mad or crazy or anything like that this is we're going for a speed run 2138 01:37:28,400 --> 01:37:36,600 we're 23 minutes into the game as we speak we're looking to go for an hour 15 is the is my own 2139 01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:43,460 personal best if I can make an hour 14 30 inside that then I'm really going to be happy and also the 2140 01:37:43,460 --> 01:37:50,400 guys over at Guinness Book of Records have been so so so helpful and nice and facilitating me and 2141 01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:57,400 encouraging me to to get ahead 2142 01:37:57,400 --> 01:38:02,400 fuck 2143 01:38:02,400 --> 01:38:09,400 fuck 2144 01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:14,960 viper doesn't know what's nuts I do the den like 2145 01:38:14,960 --> 01:38:22,560 ah fuck this is it 2146 01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:25,940 shouldn't picked up the ink ribbon though 2147 01:38:25,940 --> 01:38:31,880 I would take one after another if you take one 2148 01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:35,600 herb and then another one separately does it still have the same effect as if you 2149 01:38:35,600 --> 01:38:54,880 mix them together speedrun 2150 01:38:54,880 --> 01:38:57,600 don't have the key for the room fuck 2151 01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:04,760 well at least we found the herbs anyway 2152 01:39:04,760 --> 01:39:12,640 okay 2153 01:39:12,640 --> 01:39:16,360 where the fuck am I going man? 2154 01:39:16,360 --> 01:39:26,240 where the fuck am I going man? 2155 01:39:26,240 --> 01:39:39,960 where the fuck am I going man? 2156 01:39:39,960 --> 01:40:01,540 All right, oh yeah 2157 01:40:01,540 --> 01:40:10,460 I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see 2158 01:40:10,460 --> 01:40:12,440 Go through here now 2159 01:40:12,440 --> 01:40:15,220 Over the carpet 2160 01:40:15,220 --> 01:40:17,000 Oh yeah, did you ever do this? 2161 01:40:18,940 --> 01:40:19,820 Watch this now 2162 01:40:19,820 --> 01:40:20,860 Open the door 2163 01:40:20,860 --> 01:40:21,860 Winning streak 2164 01:40:21,860 --> 01:40:26,100 See you later 2165 01:40:26,100 --> 01:40:28,520 Don't think you're going anywhere 2166 01:40:28,520 --> 01:40:30,900 Back in 2167 01:40:30,900 --> 01:40:33,900 Through the underground bit 2168 01:40:33,900 --> 01:40:41,960 Okay 2169 01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:44,960 Jim Jim and peanuts 2170 01:40:44,960 --> 01:40:47,760 Thank you very much 2171 01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:49,760 Jim Jim and peanuts 2172 01:40:49,760 --> 01:40:58,460 Quick check of the map again 2173 01:41:00,260 --> 01:41:04,400 Through the door 2174 01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:04,960 Through the door in front of me 2175 01:41:04,960 --> 01:41:05,440 And then down 2176 01:41:05,440 --> 01:41:06,260 Oh no 2177 01:41:06,260 --> 01:41:07,260 Class 2178 01:41:07,260 --> 01:41:14,260 Class 2179 01:41:14,260 --> 01:41:27,420 Oh man, I'm so happy that that happened because I thought I was dead 2180 01:41:27,420 --> 01:41:28,040 Like he did 2181 01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:28,060 Like he did 2182 01:41:28,060 --> 01:41:28,960 His 2183 01:41:28,960 --> 01:41:31,700 He shouldn't have done the scream 2184 01:41:31,700 --> 01:41:32,640 He should have just attacked 2185 01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:33,420 He would have had me 2186 01:41:33,420 --> 01:41:39,520 Now, red jewel, we don't have it, fuck 2187 01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:54,480 Speed run guys 2188 01:41:54,480 --> 01:41:58,480 Speed run guys 2189 01:41:58,480 --> 01:42:02,120 I think now there could be a box 2190 01:42:02,120 --> 01:42:05,340 Where the fuck is in there's box? 2191 01:42:07,220 --> 01:42:08,740 Where the fuck is in there's box? 2192 01:42:10,480 --> 01:42:11,880 Do you reckon there's a box down here? 2193 01:42:11,880 --> 01:42:28,060 Look at this 2194 01:42:28,060 --> 01:42:29,880 Watch this 2195 01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:33,100 Really gonna enjoy this one 2196 01:42:33,100 --> 01:42:35,100 Oh, it's so satisfying? 2197 01:42:35,100 --> 01:42:39,700 Oh, it's so satisfying 2198 01:42:39,700 --> 01:42:45,160 And I got his mate as well 2199 01:42:45,160 --> 01:42:46,960 There's a box here 2200 01:42:46,960 --> 01:42:48,840 It's all coming together 2201 01:42:48,840 --> 01:42:55,160 This won't affect the speed run 2202 01:42:55,160 --> 01:42:57,020 D. O'Connell at all 2203 01:42:57,020 --> 01:43:00,740 No you don't, spag boy 2204 01:43:00,740 --> 01:43:02,660 You need one red jewel and one blue 2205 01:43:02,660 --> 01:43:04,140 We've already inserted the red 2206 01:43:04,140 --> 01:43:06,400 We've already inserted the blue 2207 01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:08,500 And now we just have to insert the red 2208 01:43:08,500 --> 01:43:12,600 And you know what? 2209 01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:13,940 I'm not even gonna save it 2210 01:43:13,940 --> 01:43:19,000 I feel that confident 2211 01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:22,600 Can we get rid of these keys? 2212 01:43:24,440 --> 01:43:25,780 Can we get rid of these keys? 2213 01:43:31,220 --> 01:43:31,820 Fuck it 2214 01:43:31,820 --> 01:43:33,520 No herb 2215 01:43:33,520 --> 01:43:36,280 No, uh... 2216 01:43:36,280 --> 01:43:36,760 Links 2217 01:43:36,760 --> 01:43:37,560 We're gonna just 2218 01:43:37,560 --> 01:43:38,880 Go down 2219 01:43:38,880 --> 01:43:40,800 Stick the red jewel in the tiger's eye 2220 01:43:40,800 --> 01:43:42,100 The tiger will spin around 2221 01:43:42,100 --> 01:43:43,880 Colt python in my possession then 2222 01:43:43,880 --> 01:43:46,140 And you know what that means 2223 01:43:46,140 --> 01:43:47,140 You can just blast 2224 01:43:47,140 --> 01:43:47,780 Blast 2225 01:43:47,780 --> 01:43:48,200 Blast 2226 01:43:48,200 --> 01:43:48,780 The night away 2227 01:43:48,780 --> 01:44:03,100 Thanks Shane Dawson 2228 01:44:03,100 --> 01:44:04,140 For keeping us abreast 2229 01:44:04,140 --> 01:44:04,600 The time 2230 01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:06,660 We're officially 24.5 minutes 2231 01:44:06,660 --> 01:44:07,740 Into the speed run guys 2232 01:44:07,740 --> 01:44:08,920 Welcome to the stream everyone 2233 01:44:08,920 --> 01:44:09,840 If you've just joined us 2234 01:44:09,840 --> 01:44:11,860 I only started 2235 01:44:11,860 --> 01:44:13,080 24 minutes ago 2236 01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:14,700 The lead up to that 2237 01:44:14,700 --> 01:44:15,340 Was a 2238 01:44:15,340 --> 01:44:16,960 Fun and games 2239 01:44:16,960 --> 01:44:22,340 Can't use it here 2240 01:44:22,340 --> 01:44:22,860 That's it 2241 01:44:22,860 --> 01:44:25,640 Okay 2242 01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:27,960 Stand right 2243 01:44:27,960 --> 01:44:28,520 Right there 2244 01:44:28,520 --> 01:44:28,940 Yeah 2245 01:44:28,940 --> 01:44:29,480 Like that 2246 01:44:29,480 --> 01:44:30,460 Yeah 2247 01:44:30,460 --> 01:44:34,640 Look at that 2248 01:44:34,640 --> 01:44:56,860 There we go 2249 01:44:56,860 --> 01:44:59,860 Great stuff 2250 01:44:59,860 --> 01:45:23,560 Where am I meant to go now? 2251 01:45:23,560 --> 01:45:27,360 It's speedrun. 2252 01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:57,340 It's speedrun. 2253 01:45:57,340 --> 01:46:00,880 Bit of spam in there. 2254 01:46:02,580 --> 01:46:04,460 Afraid it's... 2255 01:46:04,460 --> 01:46:06,440 Had to go. 2256 01:46:06,660 --> 01:46:07,860 Now, there's no... 2257 01:46:07,860 --> 01:46:08,880 I'm not checking the FAQ. 2258 01:46:08,980 --> 01:46:11,400 I just saw someone write S five or six signs. 2259 01:46:13,900 --> 01:46:15,320 This is a speedrun, guys. 2260 01:46:15,380 --> 01:46:17,760 We can't have that going on, you see. 2261 01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:27,640 Where the FAQ am I going, man? 2262 01:46:27,640 --> 01:46:57,620 I'm not checking the FAQ. 2263 01:46:57,620 --> 01:47:06,520 You don't want to waste too much time on the speedrun, guys. 2264 01:47:06,520 --> 01:47:26,420 Kevin McGinnis, why don't you do more of these videos? 2265 01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:27,480 I'm doing it now, man. 2266 01:47:29,480 --> 01:47:31,100 Thanks for watching. 2267 01:47:36,440 --> 01:47:37,380 Fuck, man. 2268 01:47:40,380 --> 01:47:51,540 Oh, there's going to be fucking spiders in here, I think, now. 2269 01:47:54,380 --> 01:47:55,800 Is that a helicopter? 2270 01:47:55,800 --> 01:47:55,800 Is that a helicopter? 2271 01:47:55,800 --> 01:47:55,800 Is that a helicopter? 2272 01:47:55,940 --> 01:47:56,940 Jesus Christ! 2273 01:48:09,020 --> 01:48:10,160 Thanks, Kevin McGinnis. 2274 01:48:10,200 --> 01:48:10,820 No problem, man. 2275 01:48:10,820 --> 01:48:11,460 I hope you're all right. 2276 01:48:13,280 --> 01:48:20,440 I don't like these fucking spiders, man. 2277 01:48:20,440 --> 01:48:23,440 *Pewing* 2278 01:48:28,440 --> 01:48:29,440 Uh oh... 2279 01:48:30,440 --> 01:48:31,440 Uh oh... 2280 01:48:32,440 --> 01:48:33,440 OHHHHH! 2281 01:48:37,440 --> 01:48:39,440 They're fucking nimble! 2282 01:48:40,440 --> 01:48:42,440 They're so easy for me to go by. 2283 01:48:43,440 --> 01:48:45,440 Wasn't as bad as I thought it was. 2284 01:48:45,440 --> 01:48:47,440 I thought it was gonna be a hard spider. 2285 01:48:47,440 --> 01:48:52,440 And look at the angle on Jill. This is a real close up that we don't really get to see of her very much. 2286 01:48:53,440 --> 01:48:54,440 As you can see... 2287 01:48:55,440 --> 01:48:56,440 She seems like a nice person. 2288 01:48:57,440 --> 01:49:01,440 And she's very calm and nice and has like a nice demeanor. 2289 01:49:02,440 --> 01:49:04,440 And is very sound as well. 2290 01:49:04,440 --> 01:49:09,440 And you kind of feel sorry for her that she's in the situation where she's landed in a house full of... 2291 01:49:10,440 --> 01:49:12,440 ...zombies and spiders. 2292 01:49:14,440 --> 01:49:15,440 Um... 2293 01:49:15,440 --> 01:49:16,440 And... 2294 01:49:16,440 --> 01:49:17,440 Other creatures. 2295 01:49:17,440 --> 01:49:18,440 Spiders! 2296 01:49:18,440 --> 01:49:19,440 Dogs. 2297 01:49:20,440 --> 01:49:21,440 Huntress Thompson's... 2298 01:49:21,440 --> 01:49:22,440 Winning streak... 2299 01:49:23,440 --> 01:49:24,440 Dangerous winning streak beasts. 2300 01:49:24,440 --> 01:49:25,440 Spiders! 2301 01:49:26,440 --> 01:49:27,440 And they wanna kill her. 2302 01:49:27,440 --> 01:49:29,440 And she does- she just looks knackered now. 2303 01:49:31,440 --> 01:49:32,440 Oh my god. 2304 01:49:32,440 --> 01:49:33,440 Maybe we have to go out here, do we? 2305 01:49:33,440 --> 01:49:34,440 Oh! 2306 01:49:34,440 --> 01:49:37,440 We go and put the battery in the courtyard. 2307 01:49:37,440 --> 01:49:38,440 Speedrun. 2308 01:49:38,440 --> 01:49:38,440 Oh my god. 2309 01:49:38,440 --> 01:49:39,440 Maybe we have to go out here, do we? 2310 01:49:39,440 --> 01:49:40,440 Oh! 2311 01:49:40,440 --> 01:49:41,440 We go and put the battery in the courtyard. 2312 01:49:41,440 --> 01:49:43,440 Maybe we have to go out here do we? 2313 01:49:47,860 --> 01:49:50,360 We go and put the battery in the courtyard 2314 01:50:00,040 --> 01:50:03,800 Yeah, we put the battery in the courtyard speedrun 2315 01:50:09,100 --> 01:50:11,100 Yes 2316 01:50:11,100 --> 01:50:13,100 Yes 2317 01:50:13,100 --> 01:50:19,100 Ha ha ha 2318 01:50:19,100 --> 01:50:23,100 Ha ha 2319 01:50:23,100 --> 01:50:35,720 Brilliant stuff really happy with that a rusty boiler nothing strange can we use can we use the lighter there? 2320 01:50:36,480 --> 01:50:38,480 Does anyone know 2321 01:50:38,760 --> 01:50:40,760 *finger* 2322 01:50:42,820 --> 01:50:45,000 *takes no more* 2323 01:50:45,000 --> 01:51:07,460 *finger and 2324 01:51:07,460 --> 01:51:31,120 Hello, Line 4. Good evening. 2325 01:51:33,120 --> 01:51:34,360 Good evening, Gary. 2326 01:51:34,360 --> 01:52:01,020 *Scoffs* Bruno and Steve, thank you. No need to read this out because you're doing the speedrun. Don't want to take up your time. But you're doing great. 2327 01:52:01,020 --> 01:52:13,020 *Scoffs* The spiders were a highlight. Good luck. Sure, I'll let you get back to it. Need as much time for the speedrun. Thanks very much, Bruno and Steve, for that. 2328 01:52:13,020 --> 01:52:20,080 Fortunately I'm pretty adept at the game. 2329 01:52:20,080 --> 01:52:25,120 Though I can do the multitasking, the reading and the speedrun at the same time. 2330 01:52:25,120 --> 01:52:29,900 And best of luck! 2331 01:52:29,900 --> 01:52:58,220 *Squad* 2332 01:52:58,220 --> 01:53:10,360 I went with the Green Apple Tonight Museum ghost, yeah. Not the Pink Lady. 2333 01:53:10,360 --> 01:53:15,600 Had a bit of a fucking bad tummy there the last day after the Pink Lady and I just thought 2334 01:53:15,600 --> 01:53:25,900 I'm not going back to that shit. 2335 01:53:25,900 --> 01:53:42,040 I'm Granny Smithin' tonight. I might go Granny Smithin' tomorrow night as well. 2336 01:53:42,040 --> 01:53:54,180 Thank you very much. Do not read this, thank you. No time to read this. Chop, chop you say. That's very kind of you. What was the point of the boiler in the back of the yard? 2337 01:53:54,180 --> 01:53:58,320 *Squad* 2338 01:53:58,320 --> 01:54:00,320 The boiler room set. *Squad* 2339 01:54:00,320 --> 01:54:01,320 *Squad* 2340 01:54:01,320 --> 01:54:01,820 *Squad* 2341 01:54:01,820 --> 01:54:06,320 Unsolicited advice. If you dual stream to Twitch, I'd subscribe. 2342 01:54:06,320 --> 01:54:08,460 *Squad* 2343 01:54:08,460 --> 01:54:18,460 Thanks very much unsolicited advice. I'd have to think about that. Just more fucking hassle is it? *Squad* 2344 01:54:18,460 --> 01:54:37,120 never got then you got two chats to look at fucking nightmare now out to the 2345 01:54:37,120 --> 01:54:50,040 courtyard i think i'm trying to think of where i am 2346 01:54:50,040 --> 01:55:20,020 Thank you. 2347 01:55:20,020 --> 01:55:50,000 Thank you. 2348 01:55:50,000 --> 01:55:52,200 Big shout out to Leo, dog. 2349 01:55:54,320 --> 01:55:54,840 Okay. 2350 01:56:03,440 --> 01:56:05,120 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 2351 01:56:08,980 --> 01:56:09,500 Treaty. 2352 01:56:12,180 --> 01:56:12,880 Arrangement. 2353 01:56:16,060 --> 01:56:16,780 Treaty. 2354 01:56:18,000 --> 01:56:18,800 Arrangement. 2355 01:56:22,080 --> 01:56:24,140 There's some fucking scummer down here. 2356 01:56:25,880 --> 01:56:27,980 Oh, there's a scummer up here, man. 2357 01:56:28,820 --> 01:56:30,580 We need to kill this cunt now. 2358 01:56:32,880 --> 01:56:33,520 Yes. 2359 01:56:33,920 --> 01:56:34,720 Look at this. 2360 01:56:34,720 --> 01:57:02,920 Shreeching, Shreeching, greatly enhanced his reputation. 2361 01:57:02,920 --> 01:57:22,420 Shreeching, Shreeching, Shreeching, greatly enhanced his reputation. 2362 01:57:22,420 --> 01:57:32,860 I wanna say hello, how are you doing, thanks very much to everybody out there in the mainframe. 2363 01:57:32,860 --> 01:57:39,160 You make me feel insane every time you grace my stream with your fame. 2364 01:57:40,160 --> 01:57:40,960 That's real. 2365 01:57:42,160 --> 01:57:42,660 Okay? 2366 01:57:44,160 --> 01:57:44,660 Okay? 2367 01:57:45,760 --> 01:57:46,260 Okay? 2368 01:57:47,060 --> 01:57:47,560 Okay? 2369 01:57:48,560 --> 01:57:49,060 Okay? 2370 01:57:49,860 --> 01:57:50,360 Okay? 2371 01:57:51,260 --> 01:57:51,760 Okay? 2372 01:57:52,760 --> 01:57:53,260 Okay? 2373 01:57:53,660 --> 01:57:55,260 We walked into the corridor. 2374 01:57:55,260 --> 01:57:58,660 A little green beast was stood before my eyes. 2375 01:57:59,360 --> 01:58:00,860 To my surprise. 2376 01:58:02,060 --> 01:58:03,560 He looked quite nice. 2377 01:58:03,760 --> 01:58:04,260 Okay? 2378 01:58:04,860 --> 01:58:05,960 He had big arms. 2379 01:58:05,960 --> 01:58:07,460 He must have been to the gym. 2380 01:58:07,860 --> 01:58:08,660 Working out. 2381 01:58:10,360 --> 01:58:12,060 Kettlebells, that kind of thing. 2382 01:58:12,060 --> 01:58:14,660 Doing bench presses, push-ups, sit-ups. 2383 01:58:15,760 --> 01:58:17,160 He had big thighs. 2384 01:58:17,360 --> 01:58:17,860 Okay? 2385 01:58:19,060 --> 01:58:20,660 And lovely white eyes. 2386 01:58:20,760 --> 01:58:21,260 Okay? 2387 01:58:21,760 --> 01:58:22,260 Okay? 2388 01:58:22,460 --> 01:58:22,960 Okay? 2389 01:58:23,160 --> 01:58:23,660 Okay? 2390 01:58:25,860 --> 01:58:27,760 His skin was awful veiny too. 2391 01:58:29,160 --> 01:58:31,260 Made me feel like when it was rainy outside. 2392 01:58:31,260 --> 01:58:34,560 He shank a poo. 2393 01:58:35,160 --> 01:58:35,660 Okay? 2394 01:58:35,660 --> 01:58:36,160 Okay? 2395 01:58:36,160 --> 01:58:36,660 Okay? 2396 01:58:36,660 --> 01:58:40,460 One thing I thought about this guy was that he greatly enhanced his reputation. 2397 01:58:40,460 --> 01:58:42,160 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 2398 01:58:42,160 --> 01:58:45,460 And did a lot of pride to his mother-kin nation. 2399 01:58:45,460 --> 01:58:47,160 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 2400 01:58:47,160 --> 01:58:53,220 One thing I wanna know is Green Beast, why it's always too hard to see you in the East. 2401 01:58:58,640 --> 01:59:02,300 You've got lovely fangs and white eyes. 2402 01:59:03,620 --> 01:59:06,040 They almost hypnotize me. 2403 01:59:07,040 --> 01:59:08,680 Hypnotize me. 2404 01:59:10,120 --> 01:59:13,620 You've massive claws and lovely arms. 2405 01:59:13,620 --> 01:59:25,700 The way you charm me with your lovely slimy green charms and your red veiny body and your big biceps. 2406 01:59:31,660 --> 01:59:33,280 You've got shocking posture. 2407 01:59:34,160 --> 01:59:39,420 You've got the nerd neck because you've been standing like you've fucking lost your plot of land. 2408 01:59:40,380 --> 01:59:48,800 I'm gonna give you a bag of sand to the back of the back of the back of the neck when I whip out my bazooka jaw and say this is the end of it, fella. 2409 01:59:51,040 --> 01:59:52,700 This is the end of it, fella. 2410 01:59:52,700 --> 02:00:15,380 My girl Jillian stands at the door looking really bored. 2411 02:00:16,440 --> 02:00:17,020 Why? 2412 02:00:18,160 --> 02:00:20,840 She ain't got no time for the snake man, yo. 2413 02:00:21,320 --> 02:00:24,260 She wants to get down into that basement, finish the game. 2414 02:00:24,380 --> 02:00:28,380 We've been here for 11 whole days trying to do the speedrun. 2415 02:00:29,540 --> 02:00:30,680 Speedrun was fun. 2416 02:00:31,040 --> 02:00:33,900 But right now, it's beginning to feel like ow. 2417 02:00:34,140 --> 02:00:37,440 I wish I had Jill's body with my head on top of it. 2418 02:00:38,780 --> 02:00:42,100 It would make me feel really nice inside. 2419 02:00:43,100 --> 02:00:44,940 Really nice inside. 2420 02:00:45,140 --> 02:00:46,580 Fuck you, Deputy Stank. 2421 02:00:46,720 --> 02:00:51,320 I wish I had Jill Valentine's body with my head on top of it. 2422 02:00:52,040 --> 02:00:52,560 Spiders. 2423 02:00:53,540 --> 02:00:54,100 Spiders. 2424 02:00:55,180 --> 02:00:55,740 Spiders. 2425 02:00:56,880 --> 02:00:57,440 Spiders. 2426 02:00:58,120 --> 02:01:00,440 My girl Jill, she took a pill. 2427 02:01:00,920 --> 02:01:02,320 Ended up inside this mansion. 2428 02:01:02,440 --> 02:01:03,420 Now she feels ill. 2429 02:01:03,800 --> 02:01:08,060 Having to kill zombies, dogs, spiders, and fucking Huntress Thompsons. 2430 02:01:08,460 --> 02:01:09,900 With a bazooka jaw tap. 2431 02:01:10,140 --> 02:01:10,740 Ah, fuck it. 2432 02:01:12,280 --> 02:01:13,620 Sorry about that now, lads. 2433 02:01:13,760 --> 02:01:18,200 I lost the flow completely there. 2434 02:01:20,320 --> 02:01:22,000 The speedrun can continue now. 2435 02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:23,040 Seven seconds away. 2436 02:01:23,440 --> 02:01:24,540 I'll be waiting. 2437 02:01:24,800 --> 02:01:26,220 Boku dosan came out. 2438 02:01:26,320 --> 02:01:28,000 Seven seconds away. 2439 02:01:28,820 --> 02:01:30,020 Box is a cobra toxin. 2440 02:01:30,080 --> 02:01:31,120 Thank you very much, man. 2441 02:01:31,640 --> 02:01:33,940 You say the speedrun is moving at an extreme pace. 2442 02:01:34,000 --> 02:01:34,440 Well, it is. 2443 02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:38,280 We might actually get down to the... 2444 02:01:38,280 --> 02:01:41,940 To the lab before 20... 2445 02:01:41,940 --> 02:01:43,280 It's about 26 minutes now. 2446 02:01:59,040 --> 02:02:00,980 Thanks for joining everyone to the speedrun. 2447 02:02:06,980 --> 02:02:08,580 Can we put these keys away now? 2448 02:02:08,660 --> 02:02:09,820 Do we need these keys at all? 2449 02:02:10,160 --> 02:02:11,160 They're a waste of time, I think. 2450 02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:30,800 We'll leave the keys out, someone says. 2451 02:02:32,640 --> 02:02:33,300 Useless now. 2452 02:02:37,300 --> 02:02:37,740 Okay. 2453 02:02:40,300 --> 02:02:43,040 That's added about another fucking 10 seconds. 2454 02:02:43,160 --> 02:02:44,560 It's not gonna really break the bank. 2455 02:02:52,220 --> 02:02:53,340 Fucking half 12. 2456 02:02:58,340 --> 02:02:59,220 Should we save it? 2457 02:03:05,700 --> 02:03:08,160 Still on track here in McGowan for the world record, yeah. 2458 02:03:08,160 --> 02:03:10,160 *throwing* 2459 02:03:10,160 --> 02:03:12,160 What? 2460 02:03:12,160 --> 02:03:14,160 What? 2461 02:03:14,160 --> 02:03:19,960 *Bang* 2462 02:03:19,960 --> 02:03:21,960 *Bang* 2463 02:03:21,960 --> 02:03:37,860 *Bang* 2464 02:03:37,860 --> 02:03:44,080 Fatal deviation night soon again, yeah. 2465 02:03:44,300 --> 02:03:44,800 That'd be nice. 2466 02:04:03,240 --> 02:04:04,440 Thanks, Cian McCarroll. 2467 02:04:06,220 --> 02:04:07,220 I hope you're okay. 2468 02:04:07,220 --> 02:04:07,860 Okay. 2469 02:04:14,900 --> 02:04:16,140 No, down here. 2470 02:04:20,580 --> 02:04:22,900 Definitely not Sean, Resident Evil 2 Remake. 2471 02:04:22,980 --> 02:04:26,760 I've still to play Claire Redfield's second, the Scenario B. 2472 02:04:28,120 --> 02:04:28,360 Oh. 2473 02:04:29,920 --> 02:04:31,540 Get ready for some blasting. 2474 02:04:35,580 --> 02:04:37,580 *Fuck* 2475 02:04:37,580 --> 02:04:39,580 *Groans* 2476 02:04:39,580 --> 02:04:41,580 *Groans* 2477 02:04:41,580 --> 02:04:43,580 *Groans* 2478 02:04:43,580 --> 02:04:45,580 *Groans* 2479 02:04:45,580 --> 02:04:47,580 *Groans* 2480 02:04:47,580 --> 02:04:49,580 *Groans* 2481 02:04:49,580 --> 02:04:51,580 *Groans* 2482 02:04:51,580 --> 02:04:53,580 *Groans* 2483 02:04:53,580 --> 02:04:55,580 *Groans* 2484 02:04:55,580 --> 02:04:57,580 *Groans* 2485 02:04:57,580 --> 02:04:59,580 *Groans* 2486 02:04:59,580 --> 02:05:01,580 *Groans* 2487 02:05:01,580 --> 02:05:12,400 now we can take the battery out to this place hopefully we don't need the crank as well we can 2488 02:05:12,400 --> 02:05:18,020 combine the red with the green we have in the pocket it's a bit of saffron you mix the saffron 2489 02:05:18,020 --> 02:05:37,040 up them with the amnesia haze yeah do you need the crank you do Josh we'll go and get the fucking crank 2490 02:05:37,040 --> 02:05:46,380 we better not need the crank and you were just lying to me I don't know how that sentence makes 2491 02:05:46,380 --> 02:05:56,100 sense we better not not need the crank because there's really nothing I can do Josh Josh to the 2492 02:05:56,100 --> 02:06:05,580 Smith everybody is telling me to go back to crank so if we do if we don't need the crank it's his fault 2493 02:06:05,580 --> 02:06:31,880 do you ever see people eat the whole apple 2494 02:06:31,880 --> 02:06:45,600 the corn something not right about that no crank 2495 02:06:45,600 --> 02:06:55,320 Scott Fenner how are you 2496 02:06:55,320 --> 02:07:08,380 Scott Fenner how are you 2497 02:07:08,380 --> 02:07:16,040 thank you very much Scott Fenner thank you very much 2498 02:07:16,040 --> 02:07:25,760 Scott Fenner's after you 2499 02:07:25,760 --> 02:07:28,060 Brought inside. Give them a treat. 2500 02:07:32,240 --> 02:07:34,240 Fener's after you. 2501 02:07:34,240 --> 02:07:36,240 *thud* 2502 02:07:55,980 --> 02:07:56,480 Nope 2503 02:07:56,480 --> 02:07:58,480 *thud* 2504 02:08:15,880 --> 02:08:17,880 Fucking hell, Tony DiRigo, how are ya? 2505 02:08:17,880 --> 02:08:18,880 *thud* 2506 02:08:21,180 --> 02:08:21,880 Legend 2507 02:08:24,880 --> 02:08:25,680 Square hole 2508 02:08:26,280 --> 02:08:28,280 Have we used the crank? 2509 02:08:30,280 --> 02:08:34,280 I thought we used it already. Thank you very much, Tony DiRigo. 2510 02:08:34,280 --> 02:08:35,280 Yeah. 2511 02:08:35,280 --> 02:08:37,280 Hope you're well. 2512 02:08:37,280 --> 02:08:40,280 And thanks for all the games that you played. 2513 02:08:40,280 --> 02:08:41,280 For leads. 2514 02:08:41,280 --> 02:08:43,280 And did well. 2515 02:08:45,280 --> 02:08:46,280 Tony DiRigo. 2516 02:08:49,280 --> 02:08:51,280 There was no need for that. 2517 02:08:51,280 --> 02:08:53,280 There was no need for that. 2518 02:08:55,080 --> 02:08:56,080 Fucking crank this up. 2519 02:08:56,080 --> 02:08:57,080 *thud* 2520 02:09:03,080 --> 02:09:04,080 I wonder... 2521 02:09:04,080 --> 02:09:04,080 I wonder... 2522 02:09:04,080 --> 02:09:05,080 Josh Smith... 2523 02:09:05,080 --> 02:09:06,080 Now... 2524 02:09:06,080 --> 02:09:08,080 Were you talking shite? 2525 02:09:08,080 --> 02:09:09,080 Because we already used it. 2526 02:09:09,080 --> 02:09:10,080 We didn't... 2527 02:09:10,080 --> 02:09:11,080 We don't need it now. 2528 02:09:11,080 --> 02:09:12,080 *thud* 2529 02:09:12,080 --> 02:09:13,080 *thud* 2530 02:09:13,080 --> 02:09:14,080 *thud* 2531 02:09:14,080 --> 02:09:15,080 *thud* 2532 02:09:15,080 --> 02:09:16,080 Speedrun though. 2533 02:09:16,080 --> 02:09:17,080 *thud* 2534 02:09:17,080 --> 02:09:18,080 *thud* 2535 02:09:18,080 --> 02:09:19,080 *thud* 2536 02:09:19,080 --> 02:09:20,080 *thud* 2537 02:09:20,080 --> 02:09:22,080 Welcome to the speedrun everybody. 2538 02:09:22,080 --> 02:09:23,080 *thud* 2539 02:09:23,080 --> 02:09:53,060 I don't know. 2540 02:09:53,060 --> 02:10:10,100 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 2541 02:10:10,100 --> 02:10:22,700 What? The game is moving apace now, guys. Bit of a fucking lull there, but now it's moving 2542 02:10:22,700 --> 02:10:47,360 apace, and we also have the speedrun still to... We're still doing a speedrun. Now we use the crank, you say? 2543 02:10:47,360 --> 02:11:10,360 You mean we go out here, then we use the crank? Josh Smith. I really like the sound of that gate. 2544 02:11:10,360 --> 02:11:17,360 Oh, no. 2545 02:11:17,360 --> 02:11:24,360 Oh, no. 2546 02:11:24,360 --> 02:11:25,360 Oh, no. 2547 02:11:25,360 --> 02:11:26,360 Oh, no. 2548 02:11:26,360 --> 02:11:27,360 Oh, no. 2549 02:11:27,360 --> 02:11:28,360 Oh, no. 2550 02:11:28,360 --> 02:11:29,360 Oh, no. 2551 02:11:29,360 --> 02:11:30,360 Get after me. No. 2552 02:11:30,360 --> 02:11:31,360 Fished. 2553 02:11:31,360 --> 02:11:36,360 Schindler's fished. 2554 02:11:36,360 --> 02:11:55,880 Herb Valentine is gonna be the new name actually. 2555 02:11:55,880 --> 02:12:24,320 Okay, so apparently Josh Smith wasn't blowing shite. 2556 02:12:24,320 --> 02:12:26,200 Now what's this? 2557 02:12:26,200 --> 02:12:31,320 Where we going now? 2558 02:12:31,320 --> 02:12:45,680 Oh! Oh Jill! 2559 02:12:45,680 --> 02:12:46,680 What good timing! 2560 02:12:46,680 --> 02:12:51,560 A moment ago I heard someone's voice coming from this hole. 2561 02:12:51,560 --> 02:12:58,440 Let's go together since it's dark and we can't see very well. 2562 02:12:58,440 --> 02:12:58,560 Yeah. 2563 02:12:58,560 --> 02:13:11,440 Do I choose him to go first or not? 2564 02:13:11,440 --> 02:13:18,320 I can go first if you want me to. 2565 02:13:18,320 --> 02:13:23,200 Do I choose him to go first or not? 2566 02:13:23,200 --> 02:13:34,080 This is a speedrun guys. 2567 02:13:34,080 --> 02:13:38,080 World record attempt speedrun. 2568 02:13:38,080 --> 02:13:43,960 Oh yes please. 2569 02:13:43,960 --> 02:13:44,960 I'm a little nervous. 2570 02:13:44,960 --> 02:13:45,960 I understand. 2571 02:13:45,960 --> 02:13:49,960 It may be more dangerous if you come behind me. 2572 02:13:49,960 --> 02:13:51,960 Be careful 2573 02:13:57,900 --> 02:14:02,480 This is a speedrun guys, oh he's fucked already 2574 02:14:02,480 --> 02:14:20,480 Oh god 2575 02:14:26,480 --> 02:14:28,480 Great graphics 2576 02:14:28,480 --> 02:14:30,480 Let's go together 2577 02:14:30,480 --> 02:14:32,480 Okay, let's go 2578 02:14:32,480 --> 02:14:34,480 Okay, then I'm gonna cover you 2579 02:14:34,480 --> 02:14:36,480 Let's hurry 2580 02:14:36,480 --> 02:14:38,480 Graphics are amazing 2581 02:14:38,480 --> 02:14:40,480 They haven't aged 2582 02:14:40,480 --> 02:14:44,480 They've probably aged about a day since they came out 2583 02:14:44,480 --> 02:14:46,480 And I 2584 02:14:46,480 --> 02:14:48,480 Maybe not even a day 2585 02:14:48,480 --> 02:14:50,480 I'd say about 18 hours 2586 02:14:50,480 --> 02:14:52,480 It's a power generator 2587 02:14:52,480 --> 02:14:54,480 But it does not seem to work 2588 02:14:54,480 --> 02:14:56,480 It's a speedrun guys 2589 02:14:56,480 --> 02:14:58,480 There's some fucking 2590 02:14:58,480 --> 02:15:00,480 Explosive shells 2591 02:15:00,480 --> 02:15:27,880 Explosive shells. 2592 02:15:27,880 --> 02:15:55,280 Uh oh. 2593 02:15:55,280 --> 02:15:58,280 Enrico! 2594 02:15:58,280 --> 02:16:06,420 So, Barry and Jill together. 2595 02:16:06,420 --> 02:16:11,380 Are you alright Enrico? 2596 02:16:11,380 --> 02:16:13,380 The stars are doomed. 2597 02:16:13,380 --> 02:16:17,780 Someone is a traitor. 2598 02:16:17,780 --> 02:16:20,380 Everything was plotted from the start by Umbrella. 2599 02:16:20,380 --> 02:16:21,380 What? 2600 02:16:21,380 --> 02:16:22,380 What? 2601 02:16:22,380 --> 02:16:27,380 Enrico! 2602 02:16:27,380 --> 02:16:28,380 Enrico! 2603 02:16:28,380 --> 02:16:28,380 What? 2604 02:16:28,380 --> 02:16:40,520 Enrico man, are you alright? 2605 02:16:40,520 --> 02:16:41,520 What? 2606 02:16:41,520 --> 02:16:47,520 Enrico man, are you alright? 2607 02:16:47,520 --> 02:16:52,520 Oh, he couldn't have moved because of this injury. 2608 02:16:52,520 --> 02:16:54,520 He's holding something. 2609 02:16:54,520 --> 02:17:24,100 Barry is investigating. And there's a crank and it's sparkly. They're mad for the crank. We've got a second crank, guys. It's the second crank. 2610 02:17:24,100 --> 02:17:53,940 We're double cranking tonight. Oh. I think it's... Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 2611 02:17:53,940 --> 02:18:23,320 There's another one. It's the speedrun, guys. Welcome to the speed... Oh! No, you don't. Tony DiRigo there. Tried to get me on the fucking slip side. 2612 02:18:23,320 --> 02:18:30,600 Listening to fucking Slipknot. Wait and bleed. 2613 02:18:30,600 --> 02:18:30,880 Fuck. 2614 02:18:30,880 --> 02:18:31,380 *Fuck* 2615 02:18:31,380 --> 02:18:31,880 *Fuck* 2616 02:18:31,880 --> 02:18:32,380 *Fuck* 2617 02:18:32,380 --> 02:18:34,380 *Gunshot* 2618 02:18:34,380 --> 02:18:36,380 *Gunshot* 2619 02:18:36,380 --> 02:18:38,380 *Gunshot* 2620 02:18:38,380 --> 02:18:40,380 Fuck! 2621 02:18:40,380 --> 02:18:42,380 Fuck! 2622 02:18:42,380 --> 02:18:44,380 Fuck! 2623 02:18:44,380 --> 02:18:46,380 Fuck! 2624 02:18:46,380 --> 02:18:48,380 Fuck! 2625 02:18:48,380 --> 02:18:50,380 Fuck! 2626 02:18:50,380 --> 02:18:52,380 *thud* 2627 02:18:52,380 --> 02:18:59,380 *BOOM* 2628 02:19:04,220 --> 02:19:05,220 *BOOM* 2629 02:19:20,080 --> 02:19:22,080 *BOOM* 2630 02:19:22,080 --> 02:19:23,440 This is a speedrun, guys. 2631 02:19:24,680 --> 02:19:26,760 What we'll do is we'll take the... 2632 02:19:26,760 --> 02:19:30,560 The herb. 2633 02:19:30,560 --> 02:19:58,160 Thank you very much, Anguished Panda. 2634 02:19:58,160 --> 02:19:58,960 Thank you very much. 2635 02:19:59,760 --> 02:20:00,400 Appreciate it. 2636 02:20:00,400 --> 02:20:03,000 Where the fuck do I go now? 2637 02:20:17,000 --> 02:20:18,900 Oh, for fuck's sake. 2638 02:20:23,700 --> 02:20:24,680 Oh, yes. 2639 02:20:29,600 --> 02:20:47,700 This is a speedrun, guys. 2640 02:20:47,700 --> 02:21:01,540 We're on about 28 minutes and 39 seconds as we speak. 2641 02:21:02,480 --> 02:21:04,080 Could go one way or could go the other. 2642 02:21:04,160 --> 02:21:04,640 We're not sure. 2643 02:21:05,600 --> 02:21:06,280 But it's looking good. 2644 02:21:09,280 --> 02:21:10,860 It's definitely Guinness territory. 2645 02:21:12,700 --> 02:21:13,700 Barry's gone now. 2646 02:21:27,380 --> 02:21:28,600 It's picking up pace. 2647 02:21:28,600 --> 02:21:28,660 It's picking up pace. 2648 02:21:31,380 --> 02:21:50,780 Sorry, Snake. 2649 02:21:50,780 --> 02:21:51,520 Thanks very much. 2650 02:21:51,920 --> 02:21:54,760 Thank you very much. 2651 02:21:54,760 --> 02:21:54,760 Thank you very much. 2652 02:21:56,560 --> 02:21:57,920 Liking the late night streams. 2653 02:21:58,020 --> 02:21:58,940 Missing the day ones. 2654 02:22:00,880 --> 02:22:01,360 Hope you're well. 2655 02:22:01,440 --> 02:22:03,600 Yeah, I'd like to get some day ones in as well. 2656 02:22:09,480 --> 02:22:10,440 Hopefully soon enough. 2657 02:22:11,160 --> 02:22:11,980 Thank you very much, though. 2658 02:22:12,320 --> 02:22:12,940 Appreciate it. 2659 02:22:13,160 --> 02:22:13,580 Very handy. 2660 02:22:13,940 --> 02:22:15,020 There's a typewriter now. 2661 02:22:17,080 --> 02:22:18,780 There is a place for the crank. 2662 02:22:20,000 --> 02:22:20,700 Hexagonal. 2663 02:22:26,380 --> 02:22:27,840 Just told me I fucking could. 2664 02:22:28,080 --> 02:22:28,980 Oh. 2665 02:22:38,980 --> 02:22:39,660 Hex crank. 2666 02:22:39,660 --> 02:23:09,640 We'll be right back. 2667 02:23:09,640 --> 02:23:15,500 You gotta do that while that's happening to get the 5 minute bonus at the end. 2668 02:23:16,520 --> 02:23:20,100 The game had sensors built in to see whether or not you were fucking doing that. 2669 02:23:21,060 --> 02:23:23,760 It's an old typewriter. If I had an ink ribbon I could save it. 2670 02:23:24,000 --> 02:23:24,720 Did they not give you one? 2671 02:23:26,640 --> 02:23:27,000 Tycons. 2672 02:23:27,000 --> 02:23:47,960 *fart noise* 2673 02:23:47,960 --> 02:23:52,960 *fart noise* 2674 02:23:52,960 --> 02:23:59,960 *fart noise* 2675 02:23:59,960 --> 02:24:01,960 What the fuck is that? 2676 02:24:01,960 --> 02:24:07,960 *fart noise* 2677 02:24:07,960 --> 02:24:11,960 Oh no! No! Chill! 2678 02:24:11,960 --> 02:24:17,960 *fart noise* 2679 02:24:17,960 --> 02:24:24,960 *fart noise* 2680 02:24:24,960 --> 02:24:28,960 *fart noise* 2681 02:24:28,960 --> 02:24:40,960 *fart noise* 2682 02:24:40,960 --> 02:24:44,960 *fart noise* 2683 02:24:44,960 --> 02:24:56,960 *fart noise* 2684 02:24:56,960 --> 02:24:59,960 Well that concludes tonight's Resident Evil stream, the speedrun. 2685 02:24:59,960 --> 02:25:03,960 Unfortunately we came to a bit of a sticky end there. Sticky situation. 2686 02:25:03,960 --> 02:25:15,960 But thanks very much everybody for joining us at the speedrun. There's night, hopefully we might be able to get this fucking done and dusted tomorrow. Head is absolutely wrecked with it. 2687 02:25:15,960 --> 02:25:18,960 *fart noise* 2688 02:25:18,960 --> 02:25:20,100 speed run 2689 02:25:20,100 --> 02:25:22,000 we might get it done tomorrow 2690 02:25:22,000 --> 02:25:23,320 an hour and 15 minutes 2691 02:25:23,320 --> 02:25:34,860 thank you very much 2692 02:25:34,860 --> 02:25:35,240 anonymous 2693 02:25:35,240 --> 02:25:36,580 had a dream where I was 2694 02:25:36,580 --> 02:25:37,540 representing earth 2695 02:25:37,540 --> 02:25:40,040 in this intergalactic 2696 02:25:40,040 --> 02:25:42,000 olympic style sports competition 2697 02:25:42,000 --> 02:25:43,300 and you were the team coach 2698 02:25:43,300 --> 02:25:45,560 I was trying to pitch our team's tent 2699 02:25:45,560 --> 02:25:47,280 and you were getting thick 2700 02:25:47,280 --> 02:25:49,300 for not putting the pegs in wrong 2701 02:25:49,300 --> 02:25:51,220 or for putting the pegs in wrong 2702 02:25:51,220 --> 02:25:52,420 just wanted to say sorry 2703 02:25:52,420 --> 02:25:53,060 it's okay man 2704 02:25:53,060 --> 02:25:54,240 I forgive you 2705 02:25:54,240 --> 02:25:56,140 and all the best 2706 02:25:56,140 --> 02:25:57,920 hopefully we go on to win 2707 02:25:57,920 --> 02:26:03,380 thanks very much everyone 2708 02:26:03,380 --> 02:26:04,500 it's been a nice night 2709 02:26:04,500 --> 02:26:07,240 hope you have a nice Wednesday 2710 02:26:07,240 --> 02:26:08,440 morning 2711 02:26:08,440 --> 02:26:09,380 get some rest now 2712 02:26:09,380 --> 02:26:10,300 because it's going to be fucking 2713 02:26:10,300 --> 02:26:11,580 only a few hours 2714 02:26:11,580 --> 02:26:13,000 that you can sleep it 2715 02:26:13,000 --> 02:26:15,800 until the clock and the alarm bells 2716 02:26:15,800 --> 02:26:16,820 start ringing like you know 2717 02:26:16,820 --> 02:26:25,500 goodnight and god bless 2718 02:26:25,500 --> 02:26:27,040 don't smoke ciss 2719 02:26:27,040 --> 02:26:29,920 cause it's known to give the brother brain damage 2720 02:26:29,920 --> 02:26:31,500 and brain damage on the mic 2721 02:26:31,500 --> 02:26:32,320 don't manage 2722 02:26:32,320 --> 02:26:32,860 nothing 2723 02:26:32,860 --> 02:26:34,160 except making a sucker 2724 02:26:34,160 --> 02:26:34,960 and you equal 2725 02:26:34,960 --> 02:26:36,620 don't be another sequel 2726 02:26:36,620 --> 02:26:37,920 express yourself 2727 02:26:37,920 --> 02:26:40,760 express yourself 2728 02:26:40,760 --> 02:26:43,440 express yourself 2729 02:26:43,440 --> 02:26:50,160 come back next time 2730 02:26:50,160 --> 02:26:51,160 for the speed run 2731 02:26:51,160 --> 02:26:53,200 we're gonna do the game 2732 02:26:53,200 --> 02:26:53,880 up the bum 2733 02:26:53,880 --> 02:26:57,420 fully consensual 2734 02:26:57,420 --> 02:26:58,320 don't worry about it 2735 02:26:58,320 --> 02:26:59,820 everything's gonna be all above board 2736 02:26:59,820 --> 02:27:01,880 we're gonna do it in an hour and one minute 2737 02:27:01,880 --> 02:27:03,340 one hour and fifteen minutes 2738 02:27:03,340 --> 02:27:15,560 goodnight sleep tight 2739 02:27:15,560 --> 02:27:18,480 i hope the bedbugs don't bite 2740 02:27:18,480 --> 02:27:20,940 and if they do 2741 02:27:20,940 --> 02:27:22,880 whip out the nine 2742 02:27:22,880 --> 02:27:25,820 pull the trigger and everything will be fine 2743 02:27:25,820 --> 02:27:28,340 blast those bedbugs heads into the next oblivion 2744 02:27:28,340 --> 02:27:30,340 Oblivion 2745 02:27:35,920 --> 02:27:37,920 Yeah 2746 02:27:37,920 --> 02:27:41,020 What what what what what? 2747 02:27:46,780 --> 02:27:52,180 You hammered your mother you hammered your mother you hammered your mother 2748 02:27:52,180 --> 02:28:04,100 Good night and God bless 2749 02:28:04,100 --> 02:28:07,480 See you later everyone thank you very much 2750 02:28:07,480 --> 02:28:09,540 you