1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,820 Receive an attack of the hunter s Thompson 2 00:00:03,660 --> 00:00:08,180 The speedrun is not gonna be affected by those three slashes 3 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:17,440 You'll be glad to hear bang long distance phone call and that's to China here. We go Marty Morrissey is in that costume 4 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:25,100 That's his Halloween job two blasts to the skull back up again lovely claws on him. He's taken four. He's taken five 5 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:31,340 Make sure you've got a GPU that has unmatched speeds 6 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:39,260 You probably want to get a you'd probably want to buy a CPU from 7 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:43,140 China 8 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:46,560 In order to run this this piece 9 00:00:49,780 --> 00:00:55,800 Thanks very much far further 266 great stuff man really really enjoying that supporting the fucking speedrun man 10 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:59,360 It's a speedrun you know, it's not gonna be if it's not gonna be a slow one and 11 00:00:59,940 --> 00:01:02,580 We need all the help we can get put that it's free in the box 12 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:06,900 And we'll close the box and then go back and pick up these two items here on the ground 13 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:20,860 Here I am Lord it is I Lord will you take the acid rounds? Yes? 14 00:01:20,860 --> 00:01:22,860 I will put them in the purse and then 15 00:01:24,420 --> 00:01:28,560 Back back over to the chest again you open up the chest and 16 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:37,480 You keep the acid rounds what you want to do then is move over to the chest again close that open? 17 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:42,320 Reopen the chest again third time that's something you might be asking why is he doing that? 18 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:45,880 It's gonna fucking slow them down in the long run. It's actually not gonna fucking slow me down one bit 19 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,400 Who are you to be even thinking that? 20 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:55,700 Quick look through nothing else we need we could do with an ink ribbon, but I'm afraid that's not possible at this stage of the game 21 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:04,080 Welcome everybody to the speedrun it's gonna be a real fast one so hold on to your hats don't get scared 22 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:17,380 Box scope talking thank you so much for that and I want to say something boxes you're a fucking legend man. I I wouldn't say that to anyone 23 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:20,920 But I want to say that to you thank you so much 24 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:29,860 Grogoski thank you very much 25 00:02:29,860 --> 00:02:31,860 Thank you very much 26 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:38,640 Thanks be to God that everything's okay with you and glory be to God in the highest 27 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,200 Hosanna in the highest to and 28 00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:46,720 We'll equip the bazooka with an acid round and walk up to this bad boy in the hallway here 29 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,760 Acid to the back 30 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,920 Sansa thank you 31 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:56,020 Thank you very much sansa 32 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,680 We won't go in here, but we will go in here 33 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:04,860 We'll open this door here. We've used the mansion key and that's a great little key you can use to get inside this this door here 34 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,560 Thanks very much sansa 35 00:03:10,220 --> 00:03:17,260 Right stags head which is you walk underneath this and go over here once over here twice 36 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:24,620 Turn around back there and then walk backwards to this one put your back against this wall look up at the sag 37 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:34,100 Point up the gun and leave it and what that does is just an impulse hit to to get a grasp on a handle on the fucking room itself 38 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,960 You might not know it, but it's true 39 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:43,780 Now two beds looks like there's people inside sleeping you're wrong go to the cabinet and pick up a lighter 40 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:47,940 There you've just enough room in your in your box for that and 41 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:57,060 Then over to the bed again, what's here a clip you have no room for thought waste time 42 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,760 Turn back around burp back around 43 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:08,180 This side of the bed is a red herb yet again useless to you. It's not gonna 44 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:12,740 That's not gonna affect the time of the game either now. We can leave the room 45 00:04:12,740 --> 00:04:20,620 Still going good we're going good for a record time here 46 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:30,280 Big mama thank you very much big mama's house and big mama's house - as well great movies fantastic stuff 47 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:48,360 Okay, what we do is drain the tank here with the speedy someone has searched here already it appears to be a switch where you push it yes like yes on that and then the tank will drain its water you won't have to fucking worry about draining that jill will 48 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:53,760 Start to look a little bit bored walk over to the table to read the researchers will now 49 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:58,560 It's a letter top the letter is missing the remaining saves okay? 50 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:09,580 Bear with me. Yes, I'm infected I did everything I could but I could only delay the progress by a few days the most frightening thing is though that I forget more and more about you by the day 51 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:16,800 So I chose a peaceful death rather than becoming the living dead which is what you probably would do within an hour 52 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:24,080 I will have entered my eternal sleep. I do hope you'll understand my decision goodbye in forever yours Martin crack horn 53 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,200 And that's been filed as well 54 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,500 Hey, Kevin Kevin, thank you very much 55 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,320 It's well arranged 56 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:45,860 Now we get in here into the corner. Don't worry. We're not playing hide-and-seek what we're gonna do is we're gonna push the water tank across to the side of the table 57 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:50,980 Get back then down behind the side of this and push that to the wall 58 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:58,480 Sean, thank you for Sean. Thank Sean. Thank you very much for that the hell yet and 59 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:05,960 We can yes again the speed run not compromise at all. I'm just showing you what you can and can't do here 60 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:12,420 You can't take those inside your pouch. So we're gonna keep going Sean. Thank you very much. I can't believe it. I 61 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:15,260 Cannot believe it 62 00:06:15,260 --> 00:06:23,400 This hallway now is dedicated to Sean 63 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:32,920 Now take the lighter that we just got inside the room back there and bring it into this nice and fast nice and fast 64 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,920 Morgan Walsh 65 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:47,760 There's wood in the stove Morgan. Thank you very much. Take your lighter out 66 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:49,660 use it 67 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:53,800 Set a fire down what that's gonna do is produce a heat wave which will then 68 00:06:55,280 --> 00:07:00,480 Reveal a map of the second floor of the mansion house take it do what you want with it 69 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,240 use it 70 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:09,760 and you use the mansion key on the red door there and 71 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,760 then we're inside 72 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,900 Jam farts okay 73 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:21,520 Can you give a shout out to Stephen Robb please? He's a sound skin Stephen Robb. I hope you're doing well, buddy 74 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:24,980 And thanks very much for everything and I hope you're alright. You're a sound man and 75 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:27,980 What we'll do here now is run over to the piano 76 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:31,980 Combine your ass around with that 77 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:37,300 Maybe just a quick no. No, we won't we'll do this actually first go over to the piano 78 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:42,980 Now wait wait for it and a snake will appear out the fireplace 79 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:45,860 move back 80 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:48,240 Don't worry don't get spooked don't get scared 81 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:57,100 Level your gun at the snake boom one boom two boom three boom four boom five boiler room 82 00:07:58,220 --> 00:08:00,220 Boiler room guys dead 83 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:06,400 Now over to the hole in the ground Barry Burton your friend is gonna come and help you here 84 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,320 G magic thank you very much 85 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:19,840 Have you found anything interesting and cavern flem bags and chance of a lift, but I can't see very well 86 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:24,520 How about going down to check by yourself? I have a rope here. Oh 87 00:08:25,220 --> 00:08:28,480 Do you well then I'll try to go down using the rope? 88 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:41,320 Thanks everybody for watching the speed run I can't skip the cutscene so we're gonna have to get this little rhyme done watch Jill Valentine go down the rope in time to find out the barriers just become a twine man 89 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:50,320 He's ball and twine has ended and he can't he can't get Jill back up the hole so he's gonna have to go out and find another role to play with 90 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:58,120 Thanks very much Sean O'Connor for the 20. It's very nice for you. I hopefully I'm gonna get back to you at some stage 91 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,120 But right now the speed run must contain 92 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,800 Continue otherwise we will age 93 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:05,100 very terribly 94 00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:11,060 We just wait here for Barry now we we don't have to move we don't have to do anything else 95 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:15,420 You can hit this switch we will do but we won't go downtown 96 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:27,300 You don't have to go down man. You don't have to go down with a Barry for the good ending 97 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,880 Hey, are you there? 98 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,880 Grab the rope! 99 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:43,180 Mr. Johnny hey, he has a chip on his shoulder. Release instead of bag of chips. 100 00:09:46,180 --> 00:09:54,760 Thank you very much. Ec. Factus ciibus viatorum. I'll do a bit of translating later on and find out what that means but at the moment I can't. 101 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:59,640 I didn't know that was going to happen. This is a pure speed run. 102 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:07,680 Are you okay Barry? Maybe you're getting tired. No, I'm all right. Don't worry. 103 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,680 Jill I found something 104 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:22,060 Take the password and stick that in your pocket you're gonna need that later 105 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:27,560 Thank you Jim car take this then thanks a million Jim car 106 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:40,200 Right would it be worth going to get some more herbs now fuck it. We'll do it. We'll do it. We'll just fucking do it man. We'll do it. 107 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:49,640 This is a speed run so we can't go back to the chest to get the herbs, but it's probably gonna be we're probably gonna be up there in the world record stage at some stage 108 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:56,920 I think it's about an hour and a half. I think I'm gonna do an hour 15. I think I'm gonna get this done in an hour 15. 109 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:00,520 It's taken us 25 minutes to get to this stage 110 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,820 Don't mind this guy. He's only a fucking tool. Oh 111 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,240 fuck and we 112 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,600 Do mind them actually do mind them because these guys 113 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:18,720 Fucking useless you just need to it. They won't they won't bug you if you show them who's boss 114 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,720 Fuck. 115 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,720 Fuck. 116 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:21,720 Fuck. 117 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:22,720 Fuck. 118 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:23,720 Fuck. 119 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,720 Fuck. 120 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:25,720 Fuck. 121 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:26,720 Fuck. 122 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,720 Fuck. 123 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,720 you 124 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,720 you 125 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,720 you 126 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,720 you 127 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,720 you 128 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,720 you 129 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,720 you 130 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,720 you 131 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,720 you 132 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,720 you 133 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,720 you 134 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,720 you 135 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,720 you 136 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,720 you 137 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,720 you 138 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,720 oh 139 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,720 fuck 140 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,720 sorry there's so much 141 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,720 you 142 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,720 you 143 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,720 you 144 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,720 oh 145 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,720 fuck 146 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:19,720 sorry there someone was just at the door guys I had to 147 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,720 uh 148 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,720 I had to fucking 149 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,720 let them know 150 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,720 what's the stream going on now here 151 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,720 now 152 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,720 now 153 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,720 now 154 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,720 speed run 155 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,720 the good thing about the speed run is we can 156 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,720 uh 157 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,720 we can we can use the continue from where we last 158 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,720 where we last saved it so it's 159 00:12:53,720 --> 00:13:01,720 not gonna be a big it's not gonna be a big burden to us anyway 160 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,720 swap all the shells 161 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:09,720 a bazooka in there as well guys 162 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,720 you wanna put it you wanna basically put all the shells in the box 163 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,720 you have here 164 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,720 and combine them all together 165 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,720 do that 166 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,720 there 167 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,720 that 168 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,720 and that 169 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,720 welcome to the speed run 170 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,720 welcome to the speed run guys 171 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,720 Francis Higgins 172 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,720 let's play this for uh 173 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:31,720 let's play this for uh major leagues 174 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:31,720 and now 175 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,720 i'm actually just doing it live on youtube 176 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,720 most nights 177 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:39,720 but uh today we're gonna get through this game in a real fast pace so watch what you're at 178 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,720 watch yourself 179 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:55,220 Connor Lachlan, thank you very much. Sorry, Connor Lachran. I think I said Lachlan. 180 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:57,860 Okay, what the fuck am I doing? 181 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:29,240 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 182 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:36,440 The radio, you don't need to listen to the radio, but we'll do it anyway just because of the speedrun. 183 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:48,260 Brad is... Brad's having a bad one. 184 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:53,800 Don't worry about Brad. Don't worry about it being broken. That's not going to affect the speedrun one bit. 185 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,080 All you got to do is just keep running then around this corner here. 186 00:14:57,420 --> 00:15:00,960 Down along this pathway and what you'll find is two green herbs. 187 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,620 I'm going to pick those babies up, put them in the sack. 188 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,820 I don't know if you've ever done a speedrun of Resident Evil 1 yourself. 189 00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:12,960 It's not easy, but I mean, you can... It is possible. 190 00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:23,800 And if you mix these herbs together, they're going to obviously create three times the strength of an individual herb. 191 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,880 So we'll put that in there and we'll leave that as well. 192 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:29,960 And then run through this gate here. Leave the blue ones. You don't need the blue ones because that would be a... 193 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,040 That would be for poison only. 194 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,960 Thank you very much, the lonely donkey. Thank you very much. 195 00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:44,860 And Shane, not Sean. I'm sorry if I got your name wrong. 196 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,160 But I mean, you wrote it the wrong way. 197 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,820 But what I want to say is... What I can say is... 198 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:52,920 Yo. Yo. Thank you so much. Yo. 199 00:15:56,700 --> 00:16:00,400 Thanks so much for Shane, not Sean. Giving me the big drop. 200 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:04,480 Since the day I was born. Doing these speedruns. 201 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,560 Crank it up to the gigawatts. 202 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,500 Critics ready with your pot shots. 203 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,640 My skinner in the street style. 204 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,140 Now I'm going to give you a nice little freestyle. 205 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,880 As I do the speedrun. Resident Evil, yo. 206 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,380 Resident Evil 1. Jill Valentine. 207 00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:23,360 It's Valentine's Day. Get ready for the Valentine's Day massacre. 208 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,060 3-2-1. Let's go. 209 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,480 You'll be pissing through a catheter. 210 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:31,100 A catheter. A catheter. 211 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,240 A catheter. 212 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,680 What's the fucking thing that you have to piss through? 213 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,240 Don't mind the snakes. Just keep fucking running around. 214 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,920 They'll hiss and they'll... 215 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,360 They'll hiss and piss. 216 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,100 But that's not going to affect your speedrun. 217 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,060 If you stop and attack them, then that's going to affect the... 218 00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:48,820 The end time. 219 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:49,720 We don't really need that. 220 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,020 Paulie O'Brien. 221 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:56,580 How are you? 222 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:01,760 Viper, will you give a shout out to all the guys in Middleton? 223 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:04,480 Watching you. 224 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:06,420 I hope... 225 00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:07,020 Well, listen. 226 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,100 I hope you're alright down there down in Middleton. 227 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:09,880 And... 228 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,740 What's the crack down there? 229 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,060 How are the Crystal Swing sets going on down there? 230 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:14,560 Are they okay? 231 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,780 And Bruno and Steve too. 232 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:25,020 Big shout out to Crystal Swing down in Middleton as well. 233 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,560 How are they doing these days? 234 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,320 You don't hear much from the young fella. 235 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,000 What's his name? 236 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:29,640 The Hucklebook. 237 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,220 Is he still... 238 00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:32,080 Is he still Huckle-ing? 239 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:32,340 Is he? 240 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,300 And Charlie Pride as well. 241 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,060 Thank you very much, Bruno and Steve. 242 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,480 Speedrun is in the bag, you say. 243 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:43,900 I hope so. 244 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,100 I hope so. 245 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,780 I think it's going to be an hour 15. 246 00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:49,100 And we're currently on about... 247 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:49,980 What is it like? 248 00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:51,600 About 15 minutes? 249 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,240 20 minutes it took to get this. 250 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,020 Pause the game. 251 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:57,860 And then go back into it again. 252 00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:58,820 Pause it again. 253 00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:01,360 Reload with the shells. 254 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,740 And get ready for the... 255 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:05,020 Oh yeah. 256 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,120 Best take your herb as well. 257 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,060 Herb medicine. 258 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:10,080 Combine the last herb there. 259 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,900 Now get ready for some winning streak. 260 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:13,900 Now get ready for some winning streak. 261 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:16,380 Streaky bacon. 262 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,400 What's it going to be? 263 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:20,540 Trip to Longford? 264 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:22,960 3,000 euro? 265 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,540 A Toyota Avensis. 266 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,540 A Toyota Avensis. 267 00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:25,620 A Toyota Avensis. 268 00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:25,680 A Toyota Avensis. 269 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:27,620 Or... 270 00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:28,920 Could it be... 271 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,580 1,500 euro? 272 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:35,940 The answer of course is none of those. 273 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,720 It is in fact a monster hellbent. 274 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,440 Hellbent. 275 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,380 On killing you. 276 00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:41,680 On killing you. 277 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:41,700 On killing you. 278 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:42,740 Fuck. 279 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:43,760 He's got a... 280 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:44,860 He's got a slice. 281 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,880 He's got a very slicey kind of action. 282 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,520 He's got a big scream as well. 283 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:52,740 Don't worry about him. 284 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,380 He's not got anything on him. 285 00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,540 Reload the shotty. 286 00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,900 And head through into the main corridor hallway. 287 00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:05,200 Where we'll encounter yet again another winning streak. 288 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:09,520 Oh. 289 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:10,660 Wait for this cunt. 290 00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:12,340 Point the shotgun. 291 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:20,240 Dead. 292 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,380 3 shots to the head. 293 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:21,700 Gone. 294 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:22,420 His claws. 295 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:23,680 No use to him. 296 00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:24,940 Big puddle of blood as well. 297 00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:30,720 Big thanks as well to the band Puddle of Mud. 298 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,760 For sponsoring tonight's speed run. 299 00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:35,960 Good guys. 300 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:36,640 Great band. 301 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,280 Very of their age. 302 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:42,300 And it's a shame that they're not still pumping out the classics. 303 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,440 Take the AIDS spree. 304 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:46,880 Yeah. 305 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,540 Put the AIDS spree in the box. 306 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:57,320 Go back over here. 307 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:01,120 Keep these acid rounds now in your bag. 308 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:02,240 That's shells actually. 309 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,840 Keep these acid rounds here now in your bag. 310 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,620 Combine those acid rounds with the bazook. 311 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,320 Go out of the pause menu. 312 00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,080 Back in again. 313 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,780 Combine the shotgun with the shells. 314 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,960 Giving you seven shells in the shotgun. 315 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,140 Speed run. 316 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:27,140 Dictates that we have to get out of here fast. 317 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:27,640 So we will. 318 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:28,840 We're not going to hang around. 319 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,220 Thank you very much. 320 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:32,600 Kevin. 321 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,940 Very very kind of you. 322 00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:36,060 And I hope that you're okay. 323 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,380 And having a great time. 324 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,940 And a lovely Tuesday night. 325 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:47,900 J. 326 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:48,180 J. 327 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:48,540 Dome. 328 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,000 Dwayne. 329 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:50,960 Thanks for watching man. 330 00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:58,280 Marty G. 331 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,080 Thank you very much Marty G. 332 00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:00,980 I hope you're getting on. 333 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:02,620 And I hope that at least. 334 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,600 You might have a chip on your shoulder Marty. 335 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,820 But at least it's not a bag of chips. 336 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:06,780 That's not what we say. 337 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:09,400 You shoot this guy in the back. 338 00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:10,340 And he screams to death. 339 00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:12,140 And then we'll move into this room here. 340 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,240 We've used the magic key. 341 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:13,780 Yet again. 342 00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:14,900 We know what goes on in here. 343 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,800 Crystal Swing. 344 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:17,320 How are you? 345 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,500 Thanks very much for that. 346 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:19,620 Can't believe it man. 347 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,460 Can't believe it. 348 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,120 Hopefully we'll be seeing you doing the Hucklebook pretty soon enough. 349 00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,540 And yourself. 350 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:26,760 Mama Swing. 351 00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:28,480 And all the rest of the crew. 352 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,060 The daughter. 353 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,320 And now as we said before here. 354 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,420 You're in the stag room. 355 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,360 So what we do is we go into this place here. 356 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,100 Turn around three times. 357 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:38,880 Then a backtrack. 358 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:39,720 Moonwalk. 359 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,680 Back up into the corner. 360 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:43,720 And then what we do is we give this. 361 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:44,960 The Grugowski Valentine. 362 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,680 Point the gun right up the stag's head as if you're about to kill it. 363 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:48,420 But then release. 364 00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:49,140 Pause. 365 00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:50,480 Pause again. 366 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:51,400 Pause. 367 00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:52,620 Select the key. 368 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,100 Check it. 369 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,580 And we zoom in. 370 00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:58,120 We zoom in on this. 371 00:21:58,220 --> 00:22:00,940 And what you've got there is a Jimmy Jusus helmet. 372 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,920 And we must give thanks and praise to Jimmy Jusus. 373 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:10,240 For being a good time ally and friend of the stream. 374 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,120 Since way back when. 375 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:13,660 And we've got a helmet there. 376 00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:16,960 And we put that away. 377 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:22,180 Thank you very much, Kevin Flembag and Anaconda G. 378 00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:27,140 Anaconda G, how are you? Thank you very much. 379 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:29,940 It's an amazing, amazing situation. 380 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:35,080 Whenever Anaconda G is in the house, tipping away like a mad thing. 381 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:38,220 It's crazy days, but we're going to get there. 382 00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:41,640 The main thing is that the speedrun continues. 383 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,640 It says nothing important on this, but it is important to a carving of an armor. 384 00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:50,280 So here we go. 385 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,860 Okay, so now we've done that. 386 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,060 And we've done the little maneuver there. 387 00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,920 So we're going to this room here. 388 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:05,020 And what happens now is we empty the fish tank. 389 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:06,480 It has no fish in it. 390 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,440 No, sorry, I got that wrong. 391 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:13,520 Actually, we'll get the lighter from the cabinet inside the corner. 392 00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:16,440 And that lighter is going to allow us to set a fire down in one of the rooms. 393 00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:19,080 Adjacent to the room that we've got going on here. 394 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,620 Speedrun dictates that we can't hang around and pick stuff up. 395 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,860 So what we'll do is we'll just pick this up and have a look at it. 396 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:27,460 You can't carry it, so we'll fucking put it back anyway. 397 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,040 And then we'll move back out here. 398 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,180 Move back swift. 399 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,660 And back out there. 400 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,460 Burt back out. 401 00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:36,540 Burt back out. 402 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:37,280 Back out there. 403 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:47,480 And then we move forward into this room, which is the stag... 404 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,200 One sec, one sec. 405 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:56,880 Wrong. 406 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:01,220 Don't worry. 407 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:03,820 This isn't going to affect the speedrun at all. 408 00:24:04,220 --> 00:24:09,620 What we need to do now is move into this room here, which is going to be the fish tank room. 409 00:24:09,860 --> 00:24:14,780 Now what happens in here is we drain the fish tank, which has no water, no fish in it. 410 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,080 I got it wrong. 411 00:24:16,420 --> 00:24:20,040 We'll move out of there and we'll go back out into the opposite door. 412 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:27,780 We're gaining a little bit of time, but I don't think it's going to really fuck up the personal best. 413 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,680 I'm aiming for about one hour and 15 on this. 414 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:34,000 If you're new to the stream, welcome very much to this stream. 415 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:37,240 It's a speedrun of Resident Evil 1 from 1996. 416 00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:39,640 Classic game. 417 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,320 And it can be done in about an hour. 418 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,160 An hour and 20, I think, is the world record. 419 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:48,080 But I do have designs on getting to the one hour and 15 minute stage. 420 00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:53,900 We get into the corner here and push the fish tank out there like that. 421 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,040 And we move this over here. 422 00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:56,980 We go behind this book. 423 00:24:57,780 --> 00:24:58,200 Case. 424 00:24:58,700 --> 00:24:59,260 Push that. 425 00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:00,900 And what have we got here? 426 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,720 You can't carry it. 427 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:14,900 So what we do is combine that with that, leaving us another room for some flame rounds. 428 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:17,040 Explosive rounds. 429 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:27,640 Frankie Scones will then make a very generous donation. 430 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,880 And I will say thank you very much. 431 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,020 Thank you very much, Frankie Scones. 432 00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:34,840 And we'll read the researcher's will like this. 433 00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:36,600 It's a letter. 434 00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:37,920 The top of the letter is missing. 435 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:38,720 The remaining seeds. 436 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:40,180 Yes, I'm infected. 437 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:43,640 I did everything I could, but I could only delay the progress by a few days. 438 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:46,860 Scott Lyons. 439 00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:47,720 Thank you very much. 440 00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:51,600 The most frightening thing is that I forget more about you by the day. 441 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,320 So I chose a peaceful death rather than becoming a living dead. 442 00:25:55,780 --> 00:25:58,420 Within an hour, I will have entered my eternal sleep. 443 00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,740 I do hope you'll understand my decision. 444 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:01,620 Goodbye. 445 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,740 Forever yours. 446 00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:04,440 Martin Crackhorn. 447 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:06,360 And we end that with an exit. 448 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,860 And also a big thank you. 449 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,720 Thank you very much to... 450 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,300 Here I am, Lord. 451 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,980 It is I, Lord. 452 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,760 I have heard you doing the speedrun on Resident Evil. 453 00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:20,880 Now we'll head out the door here. 454 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:29,000 Thank you very much, Anonymous. 455 00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:31,340 Very, very kind of you. 456 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,220 Thank you very much. 457 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:35,940 Right, okay. 458 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,040 I'm going to go down here and we light a little fire. 459 00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:45,740 Thank you very much, everybody who's tipping away. 460 00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:47,520 It's hard to do the speedrun. 461 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:50,040 And keep abreast of what's going on. 462 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:52,020 But I really am appreciative of everyone. 463 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:54,520 Brain schluck. 464 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,280 Thank you very much. 465 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,120 And you light that fire. 466 00:26:58,220 --> 00:27:00,340 What that does is that creates a... 467 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,380 A map. 468 00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:07,720 On the picture in front of the... 469 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:08,780 On top of the fire. 470 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:09,860 And that's... 471 00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:10,940 You've got the second floor map. 472 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,100 You can use that to navigate the second floor of the mansion. 473 00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:16,960 Before we enter the unknown. 474 00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:20,340 I think it's best... 475 00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:22,340 That we... 476 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:25,400 We go back to the box. 477 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,920 Now this is a speedrun special. 478 00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:29,500 So what we can do is we can head to the box downstairs. 479 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,760 It's not gonna... 480 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,760 It's not gonna... 481 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,460 Compromise the time. 482 00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:38,720 What will compromise the time is if we go to the end of this hallway here. 483 00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:39,700 And look at that lad. 484 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,220 If we... 485 00:27:40,220 --> 00:27:41,760 If we go near him... 486 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,600 He's gonna compromise our time. 487 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:44,140 Big time. 488 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,200 So what we gotta do is go downstairs. 489 00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:47,880 Back to the fucking fun box. 490 00:27:51,260 --> 00:27:52,660 And stick the lighter in there. 491 00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:53,500 It should be okay. 492 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,440 Unity of the Holy Spirit. 493 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,400 Thank you very much. 494 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,440 Through him, with him, in him. 495 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:02,280 In. 496 00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:05,700 In the unity of the Holy Spirit. 497 00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:08,820 All hour and power is yours. 498 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,600 All honor and power is yours. 499 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,100 Almighty Father. 500 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,160 Bit of doxology for you. 501 00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:21,020 Just a little bit of doxology. 502 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,360 Nothing too special. 503 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:23,940 Thank you very much for that. 504 00:28:24,060 --> 00:28:24,940 Lovely tip there. 505 00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:26,020 The Foz. 506 00:28:26,340 --> 00:28:27,240 Shout out from Scotland. 507 00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:30,360 I hope everything's going on okay over in Scotland. 508 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,900 What's the story with the... 509 00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:33,780 The fucking rock all. 510 00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:35,300 Is that... 511 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,640 Are you claiming that? 512 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,360 Or what's the story? 513 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:37,440 The Foz. 514 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:42,960 Melancholy. 515 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:43,720 Thank you very much. 516 00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:45,860 Now. 517 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,620 What we will do here is... 518 00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:49,760 We'll be fucking... 519 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,620 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 520 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,720 We just have a quick... 521 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,080 What we need to do is look up and look down. 522 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,480 And then get out. 523 00:29:02,580 --> 00:29:03,060 Melancholy. 524 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,480 Did you ever get those... 525 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,780 No, I... 526 00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:06,420 For Alan Fitz. 527 00:29:06,540 --> 00:29:07,740 No, but I saw Alan Fitz. 528 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,240 It was great. 529 00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:09,960 I hope that you... 530 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,380 Had a good time as well, Melancholy. 531 00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:12,240 The Foz. 532 00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:13,100 Thank you very much. 533 00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:14,240 And G. Phelan. 534 00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:14,940 Thank you very much. 535 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,820 Wishing Paulie O'Brien a happy 42nd birthday. 536 00:29:18,540 --> 00:29:19,260 Paulie O'Brien. 537 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,320 I hope you're having a great 42nd. 538 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,080 And that you're enjoying the speed run. 539 00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:25,300 As for Andrew Curtin23. 540 00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:26,920 Thank you very much. 541 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,220 6.66. 542 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,060 The number of the beast. 543 00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:34,420 Fitting for this game. 544 00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:35,440 Which is a bit of a... 545 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,960 A devilish kind of one. 546 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:37,960 It's a... 547 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:38,860 It's dark. 548 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,100 It's got monsters in it. 549 00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:42,420 It's... 550 00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:42,420 It's... 551 00:29:42,420 --> 00:29:43,700 It's got some... 552 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:44,820 Some dark undertones. 553 00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:45,620 Beastly. 554 00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:46,820 Sort of stuff, you know. 555 00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:52,480 And we've used the key on the red door there. 556 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,260 It's a helmet key. 557 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,440 Thank you very much. 558 00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:00,920 Andrew Curtin23. 559 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,600 Shout out to the speed run from Frankie Schgoens. 560 00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:07,340 And a shout out to everybody who... 561 00:30:07,340 --> 00:30:12,160 Five Star Hospitality to Roisin from Jimmy Jesus. 562 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,060 Don't worry about the music. 563 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,720 It's clownish in nature. 564 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:29,620 One. 565 00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:30,500 Two. 566 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:31,660 Three. 567 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,340 Four time a lady. 568 00:30:33,780 --> 00:30:34,780 Five time a snake. 569 00:30:35,580 --> 00:30:36,020 Fucker. 570 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:38,020 That... 571 00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:41,080 That wasn't meant to happen. 572 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,820 We'll horse the herbs into us there. 573 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,160 Ridiculous. 574 00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:48,760 Fucking ridiculous. 575 00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:54,340 Grogoski Valentine. 576 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,220 Thank you very much. 577 00:30:55,580 --> 00:30:56,240 I hope you're well. 578 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,460 I hope you're well. 579 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:03,880 I hope you don't smell. 580 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,140 But what have you been doing? 581 00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:06,820 Hanging out with that bell all day. 582 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:07,800 You know what he's like. 583 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,640 He stinks of shite. 584 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,080 Hangs around all night. 585 00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:12,080 Doesn't go... 586 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,060 Doesn't wake up on a morning. 587 00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:14,320 Because he's always snoring. 588 00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:16,400 By the time he's up at three. 589 00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:18,600 Fucker's still yawning. 590 00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:20,000 Thanks very much for the tip. 591 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:21,100 Grogoski Valentine. 592 00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:22,220 Crowbar stretcher. 593 00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:22,880 Titus Beaver. 594 00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:23,980 Unity the Holy Spirit. 595 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:25,200 You know where it's at. 596 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:25,860 The Fods. 597 00:31:25,860 --> 00:31:33,200 In fairness to Johnny. 598 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:33,460 Hey. 599 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,740 He has a chip on his shoulder. 600 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,000 Release his daughter bag of chips. 601 00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:37,620 Thanks very much stretcher. 602 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,340 It's great of you. 603 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,440 It's great of you to do that. 604 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,440 And I want to say a big thank you very much to you stretcher. 605 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,300 And I want to say one more thing to you stretcher. 606 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:45,740 This is just for you. 607 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:49,280 Barry? 608 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:50,360 Barry? 609 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,640 Thanks for the donation. 610 00:31:52,640 --> 00:32:00,420 Bit of a special thank you there for stretcher. 611 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:04,760 But it also coincided with Titus. 612 00:32:05,260 --> 00:32:07,180 So you got a little special one as well. 613 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,220 Thanks very much Titus. 614 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,440 Now switch below. 615 00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:11,700 Yeah we'll press that. 616 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,360 And we'll wait for Baz to come back. 617 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,980 With a new rope. 618 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,280 A brand new rope. 619 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:30,120 Hey. 620 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:31,840 Are you there Jill? 621 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,360 Grab the rope. 622 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:38,120 A lot of people give Barry a lot of shit. 623 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,300 But I think he's a good guy. 624 00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:41,880 His arms are like legs. 625 00:32:43,540 --> 00:32:44,920 This is a waste of time as well. 626 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,880 You go up this rope here. 627 00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:46,840 There's no need for it. 628 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:47,400 I'm sorry Jill. 629 00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:50,380 I didn't know that was going to happen. 630 00:32:50,740 --> 00:32:51,220 Great acting. 631 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,280 I was really careless. 632 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:54,060 Yes. 633 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,980 Are you okay Barry? 634 00:32:57,180 --> 00:32:58,440 Maybe you're getting tired. 635 00:32:58,820 --> 00:33:00,500 He's very melancholic is Barry. 636 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,320 Seems like he's had a hard life. 637 00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:03,840 And that's something that's wrecking his head. 638 00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:04,540 I hope he's okay. 639 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,660 Maybe there's a bit of personal stuff going on at home. 640 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,900 You never know what's going on behind closed doors. 641 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,080 Always check up on your friends. 642 00:33:11,180 --> 00:33:11,960 Ask them if they're alright. 643 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,320 And that kind of thing as well. 644 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:13,620 You know. 645 00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:18,200 Pass number is being filed. 646 00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:18,680 That's great. 647 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,600 We'll use that in the future. 648 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,760 I'll take this then. 649 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,960 And strangely enough here. 650 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,640 What we do is we follow Barry out at the door. 651 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,120 And you expect to find him in the next room. 652 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,400 You will find him here. 653 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,160 Actually there's a cutscene that triggers sometimes. 654 00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:37,620 And he's just crying on the floor. 655 00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:38,300 Asking why. 656 00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:40,480 But unfortunately it hasn't triggered now. 657 00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:41,660 Because we left it too long. 658 00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:42,900 The fire is still going though. 659 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:43,760 Which is great. 660 00:33:43,860 --> 00:33:44,940 So we'll head back to the box. 661 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:50,940 And put our can of lynx inside our pouch. 662 00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:52,140 And bring that with us. 663 00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:55,320 Because that's going to help us against numerous monsters and foes. 664 00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:57,400 Down the stairs again. 665 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,320 Don't worry. 666 00:33:58,380 --> 00:33:59,440 It's not going to affect the speedrun. 667 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,280 I'm actually thinking it's going to enhance the speedrun. 668 00:34:03,380 --> 00:34:07,720 Because we won't have to go back to find a herb later on in the game. 669 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:13,160 Because we already had this can of lynx inside our pocket at the time. 670 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:19,480 It's looking good. 671 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,320 First aid spray. 672 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,200 Do we need this? 673 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:29,640 Fuck I don't know. 674 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:32,280 I don't care anymore. 675 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:34,580 Back out. 676 00:34:34,580 --> 00:34:51,040 Just a quick background on myself guys. 677 00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,900 Anybody new to the channel who's just tuned in. 678 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,320 This is Resident Evil speedrun. 679 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,000 I'm just doing this for laughs. 680 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,900 I actually once won a trophy. 681 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,440 For the games that I played. 682 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:09,900 You don't need to go into this door here. 683 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,680 This was just a little thing I was going to do here. 684 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,540 Because I saw. 685 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,220 I know there's a move that you do in here. 686 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,140 That unlocks free time by the end of the game. 687 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:18,700 If you do this. 688 00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:19,180 Once. 689 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:20,080 Twice. 690 00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:22,140 And then back again. 691 00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:23,740 And then run into it the last time. 692 00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:28,740 That will give you an extra five minutes additional no damage bonus at the end of the game. 693 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,580 You might not like to hear that. 694 00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:52,040 Nathan Havko. 695 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:52,440 How are you? 696 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,420 Is this Sonic the Hedgehog or Resident Evil? 697 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,580 I can't tell because it's going so fast. 698 00:35:57,780 --> 00:35:59,600 It's Resident Evil Nathan. 699 00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:00,720 Yeah. 700 00:36:00,980 --> 00:36:02,820 And I was thinking that I didn't want to be. 701 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,120 I actually thought I didn't want to play too fast. 702 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,820 Because I know that some people might actually be. 703 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,900 They won't know what the game is. 704 00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:14,340 But thanks very much anyway for asking. 705 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,400 Somebody stayed up watching some speedruns. 706 00:36:16,780 --> 00:36:17,600 Says Ray Ryan. 707 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:18,160 Yeah. 708 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:18,520 No. 709 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:18,880 I just. 710 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:19,840 I never did that. 711 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,500 I actually just fucking do speedruns myself. 712 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:22,420 Now. 713 00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:25,620 You can move past this guy and fuck the rest of them. 714 00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:33,540 Sarah Feingold. 715 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:34,420 Thank you very much. 716 00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:37,920 Still recovering from an amazing few days in Dublin. 717 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,460 Shout out to the Cowlum crew. 718 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:40,760 Beardsman MEP. 719 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:41,640 Feingold. 720 00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:42,800 Jimmy Bars. 721 00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:44,060 Roisin Bart. 722 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:45,660 Aaron King of the Stream. 723 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:47,560 Frankishgoats. 724 00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:49,280 Shligo Spiders. 725 00:36:49,860 --> 00:36:50,660 Tommy Swords. 726 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:53,060 That sounds like some crew. 727 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:55,960 I hope you had a great time. 728 00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:57,600 Welcome to the galaxy. 729 00:36:57,740 --> 00:36:58,980 And thank you very much for your donation. 730 00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:00,480 It's very, very much appreciated. 731 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:01,800 Here at the speedrun. 732 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,360 Tuesday night speedrun. 733 00:37:03,860 --> 00:37:05,000 Of Resident Evil. 734 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:05,900 One. 735 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:06,620 The original. 736 00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:07,340 Game. 737 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:09,420 Mark McD. 738 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:11,680 Thank you very much. 739 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:12,780 Now. 740 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:13,960 This guy is still alive. 741 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:14,960 You might not like that. 742 00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:15,520 But he is. 743 00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:17,340 Where the fuck am I? 744 00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:17,720 I'm around. 745 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,700 So none left. 746 00:37:19,220 --> 00:37:19,480 Fuck. 747 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,400 Now what we'll do here. 748 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,400 We'll put this aim down. 749 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,000 And. 750 00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:27,540 Kablamo. 751 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:28,620 That's him. 752 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:28,900 Done. 753 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:33,280 Anaconda. 754 00:37:33,660 --> 00:37:34,380 Thank you very much. 755 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,200 Anaconda G. 756 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:38,660 What have you got? 757 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:39,420 We're in an elevator. 758 00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:42,560 I think we're in an elevator. 759 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:43,680 Is this elevator music? 760 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,880 I'm not sure. 761 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,320 I'm that man. 762 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,040 That's called the fucking. 763 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:51,000 Telly to me. 764 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:51,920 Yo. 765 00:37:52,140 --> 00:37:52,600 Yo. 766 00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:53,300 Yo. 767 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:54,380 Thanks so much. 768 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,280 Anaconda G. 769 00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:56,360 For that little tip. 770 00:37:57,060 --> 00:37:59,080 Making me feel like I'm fucking sick. 771 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,240 Because every time I see that 420 in my little pouch. 772 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,360 I'm feeling like. 773 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:03,960 Ouch. 774 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,480 That shit was nice man. 775 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:06,680 Anaconda G. 776 00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:07,560 Francine. 777 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:08,020 Please. 778 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,460 Happy birthday to Andrew. 779 00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:10,360 He wants to. 780 00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:11,760 Feel the dream. 781 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,100 Feel the dream. 782 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,360 Like a motherfucking custard cream. 783 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,280 Happy birthday Andrew. 784 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,980 And all the things that you do. 785 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,540 Are so special to the Anaconda GZ. 786 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,200 She wanted me to come and give you happy birthday. 787 00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:25,840 Easy. 788 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:27,280 Listen man. 789 00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:29,060 Thanks very much for watching the streams. 790 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,200 I gotta get back to this speedrun now. 791 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,540 Or it's gonna end my dreams. 792 00:38:33,340 --> 00:38:35,200 Cheers very much to everybody with the tips. 793 00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:37,000 Jack Big Mac. 794 00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:37,980 Malachy. 795 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:38,640 Could you. 796 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,380 Could you ask Alex Candela. 797 00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:41,500 What's the crack with your man. 798 00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:42,460 Or something similar. 799 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,400 It would make our year. 800 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,680 I love you snake. 801 00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:47,720 Don't wake and bake Alex. 802 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,340 What's the crack with your man. 803 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:49,920 Alex. 804 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,660 Wish I knew what rhymed with your name. 805 00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:53,300 Alex. 806 00:38:53,740 --> 00:38:54,500 But I don't. 807 00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:55,300 It's like orange. 808 00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:57,260 So I'm gonna leave that one there. 809 00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:58,920 And fuck off man. 810 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,480 And that wasn't aimed at you. 811 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:07,900 The fuck off wasn't aimed at you. 812 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,060 I was saying I'm gonna cough at the end of it. 813 00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:11,640 But we can pause the game. 814 00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:13,780 And don't worry about the speedrun being jeopardized. 815 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:14,460 Because it isn't. 816 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:15,560 These two guys here. 817 00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:16,180 Losers. 818 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,160 Leave them alone. 819 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:17,880 They don't need to. 820 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,140 They don't even need to. 821 00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:21,020 Wait. 822 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,860 You don't need to give them any time of your day. 823 00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:24,860 They're not gonna fucking thank you for it. 824 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,380 And especially this count as well. 825 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:27,660 Scary spice. 826 00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:29,440 Run over to the desk here. 827 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,800 Jill's master of unlocking. 828 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,460 So you can unlock that using a lock pick. 829 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,500 And you've got something there that you. 830 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:37,500 Magnum bullets. 831 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:38,620 Yeah. 832 00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:44,140 Oh. 833 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,740 Turn the volume up for you there. 834 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,440 Stick the fucking volume up. 835 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,680 Now we will give these guys a piece of our minds. 836 00:39:59,180 --> 00:40:00,080 Fucking pair of them. 837 00:40:03,660 --> 00:40:04,100 Haha. 838 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,680 Didn't realize he was stuck. 839 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:12,620 Didn't realize that the body of the other fucking zombie could make that guy go stuck. 840 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:13,520 But it does. 841 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:14,480 Oh! 842 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,060 Fucking neck of that crunch. 843 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:21,800 Oh no. 844 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,500 Now we use that. 845 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,340 Don't worry about that. 846 00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:32,500 That's not gonna jeopardize the fucking thing anyway. 847 00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:33,760 The speed run. 848 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:36,400 Oh. 849 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,340 Fucking hell. 850 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:41,600 And now we've... 851 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,300 As we go to Jordan B. Peterson, 852 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,860 that will help speed up the... 853 00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:46,640 The reading of the thing. 854 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,140 The reading of the Holy Gospel according to JBP. 855 00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:53,100 Good evening. 856 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,700 Tonight's reading. 857 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:58,000 A reading from the book of Scrapbook according to St. John. 858 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,820 Who is not a real saint. 859 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,440 Compared to me. 860 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:03,260 The man. 861 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:03,820 The myth. 862 00:41:03,980 --> 00:41:04,480 The legend. 863 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:05,880 Jordan B. Peterson. 864 00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:06,620 Your father. 865 00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:08,180 Look at me. 866 00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:10,620 Steely determination in my eyes. 867 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,740 Pure man. 868 00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:12,760 Pure man. 869 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:14,900 Absolute beast. 870 00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:16,980 Raccoon times. 871 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,340 May 27, 1998. 872 00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:19,320 Animal attack. 873 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:20,440 Woman mutilated. 874 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:21,440 This is a speed run. 875 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,120 So I'll keep it... 876 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,160 I'll keep it sweet. 877 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,140 May 20th. 878 00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:25,820 Clean your room. 879 00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:27,220 Around 10 p.m. 880 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,900 A 20-year-old young woman's body was found by a passerby. 881 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:32,740 In the left bank of the Marble River. 882 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,420 In the cider district of Raccoon City. 883 00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:35,060 Why? 884 00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:36,860 Because you're not a man. 885 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,620 You don't know what it means to be a man. 886 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,560 You do not accept responsibility for your actions. 887 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,260 Grow up. 888 00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:45,360 Grow up and get a life. 889 00:41:46,820 --> 00:41:47,740 May 20th. 890 00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:48,480 Around 10 p.m. 891 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,980 A 20-year-old young woman's body was found by a passerby. 892 00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:53,660 In the left bank of the Marble River. 893 00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:56,420 In the cider district of Raccoon City. 894 00:41:56,420 --> 00:42:03,640 Raccoon police assume it to be a grizzly or other animal's doing. 895 00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:06,980 Because there are teeth marks along her mutilated arms and left foot. 896 00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:09,220 That show considerable power. 897 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:11,220 Much like the power of me. 898 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,280 You know me. 899 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:14,920 You want to be me. 900 00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:16,280 If you do. 901 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,720 As I do enough times. 902 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,940 Then you will become as I am. 903 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,860 Since she was wearing a hiking boot. 904 00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:26,920 On her remaining foot. 905 00:42:27,140 --> 00:42:30,460 It has been determined that she was attacked in the Arkley Mountains. 906 00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:31,780 And fell into the river. 907 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,620 They are hurrying to identify this woman. 908 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,240 Some people claim they've seen monsters in the Arkley Mountains. 909 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,100 The monsters are supposedly a boot. 910 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,180 The same size as large dogs. 911 00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:45,800 And usually run in a pack. 912 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:46,980 As wolves do. 913 00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:48,060 The wolf. 914 00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:48,100 The wolf. 915 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,240 The prime. 916 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:52,240 The prime evil. 917 00:42:53,060 --> 00:42:53,560 Uh. 918 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,080 Genetic. 919 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:55,580 Uh. 920 00:42:56,180 --> 00:42:56,600 Root. 921 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,460 Of all hounds and dogs. 922 00:43:02,060 --> 00:43:04,400 Did you see me when I was on channel 4? 923 00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:07,120 What I tried to do was channel the wolf. 924 00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:08,760 Into my fists. 925 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:10,680 My face. 926 00:43:12,580 --> 00:43:15,360 My face was that of an Easter Island statue. 927 00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:17,960 Showing nothing but absolute contempt. 928 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,660 For uh. 929 00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:20,620 Her. 930 00:43:20,740 --> 00:43:20,980 Her. 931 00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:26,180 Come on Jordan. 932 00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:27,320 Will you fucking hurry up man. 933 00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:30,640 Some people claim they've seen the monsters a boot in the mountains. 934 00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:34,660 This may sound like a group of ordinary wild dogs. 935 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,800 But these monsters are surprisingly fierce and hard to hurt. 936 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,140 They say these dogs won't bother you. 937 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,140 But if you're looking for adventure. 938 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,020 Check it out. 939 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,280 You wanna try? 940 00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:46,980 Skip the rest of that. 941 00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:48,880 Can't be fucked. 942 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:49,780 See you later. 943 00:43:50,620 --> 00:43:51,140 And uh. 944 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:52,940 Don't wait up on me. 945 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:54,940 Cause I won't be there. 946 00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:56,320 To clean up your shit. 947 00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:58,740 Thanks very much JB. 948 00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:01,700 And he's a great guy for that. 949 00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:04,800 Thanks very much for taking your time out of your busy schedule JBP. 950 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,020 One of the amazing uh. 951 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,360 Minds of our generation. 952 00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:09,180 Some have said. 953 00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:10,980 Perhaps of all time. 954 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,620 Speed run is going really smoothly at the moment. 955 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:17,840 And you can actually add that. 956 00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:20,880 The Jordan B. Peterson addition to the speed run. 957 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:21,520 Is one which. 958 00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:23,840 A lot of people have a bit of fucking um. 959 00:44:24,980 --> 00:44:26,060 They have a problem with it. 960 00:44:26,140 --> 00:44:26,300 One. 961 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,300 Because they can't get access to JBP. 962 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,140 He only comes out of the woodwork. 963 00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:32,480 For uh. 964 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:32,500 Uh. 965 00:44:32,580 --> 00:44:34,300 People who you know. 966 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:35,660 You have to have his ear. 967 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,060 You have to be special case. 968 00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:38,680 And uh. 969 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:38,680 And uh. 970 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,040 That's what I am. 971 00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:41,220 And he said. 972 00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:44,180 To me that he actually watched the last speed run I did. 973 00:44:44,380 --> 00:44:45,540 And he was so impressed. 974 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,680 That he broke down in tears. 975 00:44:54,380 --> 00:44:54,700 Now. 976 00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:56,820 That opens a little compartment here. 977 00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:57,860 And we run over to this. 978 00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:58,540 And it's a disc. 979 00:44:58,860 --> 00:44:59,820 We've got enough. 980 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:01,760 Uh. 981 00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:02,800 Space in the thing. 982 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:03,300 M.O. 983 00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:03,560 Disc. 984 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:04,080 And as I. 985 00:45:04,380 --> 00:45:05,260 Can recall. 986 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:05,660 That is. 987 00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:07,340 The disc of Ada Wong. 988 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:07,880 Which. 989 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,220 Who will appear in the second game. 990 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:09,940 Ada Wong. 991 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,980 The girlfriend or wife of John. 992 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,120 I don't know if he was John Wong. 993 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,040 I would say he was. 994 00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:21,480 But I mean. 995 00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:22,440 I don't want to get it wrong. 996 00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:23,240 I mean wrong. 997 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:24,320 Oh. 998 00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:24,920 And that light. 999 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:25,440 You can. 1000 00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:26,060 You don't need to. 1001 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,680 You don't need to switch that on or off. 1002 00:45:27,740 --> 00:45:28,480 But I'm just going to leave it. 1003 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,580 I'm going to leave that switch down. 1004 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:29,880 That's. 1005 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:30,680 Not going to. 1006 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:31,680 It's not going to hurt the game. 1007 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:47,220 Okay. 1008 00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:47,840 We're on fine. 1009 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,320 And. 1010 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:55,000 What we do. 1011 00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,120 Is just stare at the door there. 1012 00:45:56,180 --> 00:45:56,620 For a second. 1013 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:57,440 Because this is going to give us. 1014 00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:58,200 An extra three minutes. 1015 00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,500 Of no damage bonus. 1016 00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:00,780 When we get outside that door. 1017 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:02,580 Sit down. 1018 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:03,460 Sit down John. 1019 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:04,280 Thank you very much. 1020 00:46:05,660 --> 00:46:06,560 Thank you very much. 1021 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,280 Very very kind of you. 1022 00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:09,280 And I hope that you're having. 1023 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:09,780 A nice. 1024 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:10,880 Time. 1025 00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:13,000 And that everything's alright. 1026 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:14,300 Best luck with you. 1027 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,140 In the future as well. 1028 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:16,520 Give my love to everyone. 1029 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,560 We'll take these guys out 1030 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:19,600 Make fucking 1031 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:26,600 Fuck 1032 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:26,640 Fuck 1033 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:39,960 Thank you very much 1034 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,340 He drinks tequila 1035 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:50,080 But at least it's not a bag of chips 1036 00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,560 Jack 1037 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,960 Viper 1038 00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,100 I'll say again 1039 00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:59,020 Give the Gallon Boys a shout out 1040 00:46:59,020 --> 00:46:59,720 You sweet thing 1041 00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:01,940 Big shout out to the Gallon Boys 1042 00:47:01,940 --> 00:47:07,740 Yeah Gallon Boys 1043 00:47:07,740 --> 00:47:09,160 Shout out to you 1044 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:17,960 Oh fuck 1045 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:18,480 I hope you have 1046 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,760 Yeah 1047 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:26,760 Clone named Melissa 1048 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,640 Thank you very much 1049 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:36,180 Clone thank you very much 1050 00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:36,500 For that 1051 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:37,300 Schlug plowing 1052 00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:38,860 I'll try 1053 00:47:38,860 --> 00:47:39,480 And 1054 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,480 Shout out to Sarah Snake 1055 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,480 Queen of the stream 1056 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,140 From clone 1057 00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:44,340 Clone named Melissa 1058 00:47:44,340 --> 00:47:51,680 Laura McNamara 1059 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:52,080 How are you 1060 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,180 Thank you very much for that 1061 00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:54,260 Best of luck 1062 00:47:54,260 --> 00:47:55,580 With everything 1063 00:47:55,580 --> 00:47:55,880 And 1064 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,480 Big shout out to everyone 1065 00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,600 There 1066 00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,460 Oh 1067 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:07,180 Fuck 1068 00:48:07,180 --> 00:48:07,180 Fuck 1069 00:48:07,180 --> 00:48:07,720 I can't 1070 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:10,620 Sorry about that language 1071 00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:12,920 That's not going to affect the speedrun 1072 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,180 The speedrun is actually going 1073 00:48:14,180 --> 00:48:15,160 Ahead of 1074 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,160 Ahead of speed 1075 00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:16,680 At the moment 1076 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,240 Fuck 1077 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:29,680 So 1078 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:30,880 It's so satisfying 1079 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,680 Now what we'll do is 1080 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,700 We don't have any fucking room 1081 00:48:34,700 --> 00:48:38,620 We don't have any fucking room 1082 00:48:38,620 --> 00:48:42,560 No problem 1083 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:53,720 No no no no no we're not going to go down there 1084 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:54,520 We're going to go back 1085 00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:58,300 And this is all part of the speedrun as well 1086 00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:01,720 Wait a sec 1087 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:02,600 We don't have a 1088 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,380 We don't have a 1089 00:49:05,380 --> 00:49:10,380 We don't have a 1090 00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:11,260 Fucking ink ribbon 1091 00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:12,720 Yeah ink ribbon is up here 1092 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:15,460 Ink ribbon is up here 1093 00:49:15,460 --> 00:49:15,860 I think 1094 00:49:15,860 --> 00:49:17,960 It's not 1095 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:18,800 Go down here 1096 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,640 Speedrunnin' 1097 00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:24,920 It's tough 1098 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:25,580 It's not easy 1099 00:49:25,580 --> 00:49:35,700 Spag boy 1100 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:37,160 Thank you very much 1101 00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,280 Don't let the game beat you 1102 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:39,100 I'm not going on it 1103 00:49:39,100 --> 00:49:40,320 If anything I'm going to beat the game 1104 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,320 Game is fucked 1105 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,180 Where did the corpse go? 1106 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:48,900 Now animations video 1107 00:49:48,900 --> 00:50:08,820 The nerves are holding up pretty well there 1108 00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:09,420 Uh oh 1109 00:50:09,420 --> 00:50:09,820 Uh oh 1110 00:50:09,820 --> 00:50:10,240 Uh oh 1111 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,420 Derek 1112 00:50:13,420 --> 00:50:14,000 Thank you 1113 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:14,860 Thanks for asking 1114 00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:18,880 We just got to go back to the game 1115 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,680 You just got to let this guy 1116 00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:20,940 You might be thinking 1117 00:50:20,940 --> 00:50:22,280 Why is he doing this on a speedrun? 1118 00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:23,500 Well 1119 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:24,940 Because 1120 00:50:24,940 --> 00:50:28,160 It's the fastest way to get around him 1121 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:35,440 Don't have 1122 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,440 Don't have 1123 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:40,960 Don't have nightmares 1124 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,840 Is all I'm going to say 1125 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,660 This game is a real big nightmare fuel 1126 00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:49,560 Kind of job 1127 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,060 Am I right in saying 1128 00:50:52,060 --> 00:50:54,140 This isn't the right door? 1129 00:50:59,420 --> 00:51:00,020 I am 1130 00:51:00,020 --> 00:51:01,400 Get the fuck out of there 1131 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,960 Oh fuck 1132 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:18,640 Now we 1133 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,080 If I'm correct now 1134 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:20,760 When we get in here 1135 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:22,440 We're going to get a close-up glimpse 1136 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,560 Of a zombie's head 1137 00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,140 And we stare at that for a moment 1138 00:51:25,140 --> 00:51:26,080 And we have a laugh at it 1139 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:33,400 *laughs* Look at the stupid face on him! *laughs* 1140 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,280 And that's some- that's part of the speedrun as well. Now wait for this guy to come down here. 1141 00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:48,400 And then move around here. Like that. 1142 00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,720 Does look like the moon in Majora's Mask. You're right! 1143 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:14,400 Max Darwin: "Head like corned beef." I wouldn't have said so now, Max! I- his head was more white and pale, if anything. It looked like a moon. Oh, God. 1144 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,280 That was a waste of a shell. 1145 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:22,960 Back up the ladder here. 1146 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:42,560 yeah we'll climb it oh there's no increment there's no increment we need to we need to get the uh 1147 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:54,560 explosive rounds is what we need to go go back and do 1148 00:52:54,560 --> 00:53:11,380 sean king left five minutes how are we back here you missed a hell of a lot sean if you're if you're 1149 00:53:11,380 --> 00:53:17,120 interested in speed running you've missed a hell of a lot sean i hope that you've uh 1150 00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:25,240 got enough time to witness what's going to happen here we're aiming for an hour 15 we've been playing 1151 00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:30,060 for about 15 16 minutes at the moment we managed to make it through back and forth through to the 1152 00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:35,000 guard house back to back to the mansion now and what we're doing is a bit of uh swapping and shifting 1153 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:54,040 in the box stick that in there stick the battery in there stick the magnum bullets in there 1154 00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,720 flame rounds or explosive rounds the explosive rounds 1155 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:14,120 now it's it's health that i'm worried about now but we can get the uh there's two herbs 1156 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:22,200 down in that uh hallway that we were at before 1157 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:34,840 up the stairs wooden staircase lovely wooden lacquered kind of floor and a lovely bassy sound on those steps 1158 00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:42,280 as well second flight no loading screen necessary 1159 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:46,600 back down here 1160 00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,640 is here where we will uh go through into the flame room 1161 00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:11,720 hold on a moment yeah 1162 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:22,840 down the rope down the ladder 1163 00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:37,960 clown music don't worry about that it's nothing we can't handle there are shells back here 1164 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:55,160 so speed run we don't want to risk it so we'll leave it we'll come back when we're harder and stronger 1165 00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:14,200 jesus christ down to the final door back here now this is a metal door hard as rusted 1166 00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,000 and there we have majora's mask 1167 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,760 making it look so easy 1168 00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,280 back up there is it no 1169 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:37,800 i'm afraid not what we do is we go out that door and this gives us an extra five minutes of no damage 1170 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:43,480 bonus as well if we go back in and we look at the the the majora's mask head and get you have to laugh as 1171 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,320 well otherwise you don't get the extra bonus 1172 00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,700 Look at his fucking head. 1173 00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:50,200 It's ridiculous. 1174 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,980 And that should, if I'm correct now, 1175 00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:59,640 I've given us an extra little bit of five minutes added. 1176 00:56:59,940 --> 00:57:00,480 No damage. 1177 00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:01,460 No claims bonus. 1178 00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:06,820 So the premium has actually gone down the next time we get there. 1179 00:57:06,820 --> 00:57:25,120 No. 1180 00:57:27,060 --> 00:57:27,540 Move. 1181 00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:30,180 The herb has been taken there. 1182 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:31,680 There's nothing for us there. 1183 00:57:32,540 --> 00:57:33,360 Anything in here? 1184 00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:34,140 No, no, no. 1185 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:36,040 We go into this. 1186 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:37,280 We go into that room. 1187 00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:38,660 We go into that room. 1188 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:39,660 We go into that room. 1189 00:57:44,660 --> 00:57:48,120 Into this one. 1190 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:49,240 Don't worry. 1191 00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:51,200 It's not going to affect the speedrun at all. 1192 00:57:51,860 --> 00:57:53,420 We're actually ahead of time at the moment. 1193 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,120 I think we've been playing for about 17 and a half minutes. 1194 00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:59,120 We take these explosive rounds. 1195 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,200 Going to be completely tooled up with them. 1196 00:58:03,260 --> 00:58:04,820 12 in the case there. 1197 00:58:05,260 --> 00:58:09,300 Those hunters aren't going to know what's hit them. 1198 00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:10,800 Yeah. 1199 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:11,160 We will. 1200 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:11,400 Yeah. 1201 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:12,840 Fucking 18. 1202 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:12,920 18. 1203 00:58:18,460 --> 00:58:19,480 18 minutes. 1204 00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,000 Great stuff. 1205 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,280 Now we can mix these herbs up. 1206 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,620 What we do is we take this one. 1207 00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:41,920 Which is sativa. 1208 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,060 I think this could be an indica. 1209 00:58:47,740 --> 00:58:48,800 Put them together. 1210 00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:54,080 Cross pollinate. 1211 00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:54,520 I think that. 1212 00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:58,040 I think that. 1213 00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:58,040 I think that. 1214 00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:58,040 I think that. 1215 00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:01,720 Makes a lovely little bit of stuff. 1216 00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:05,680 That alleviates the heartache. 1217 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,520 We're turning that down a little bit. 1218 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:13,100 The music could be getting a little bit annoying for most people. 1219 00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:14,720 I'm aware of that. 1220 00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:18,780 Oh, fuck. 1221 00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:23,860 Fucking moon rocket. 1222 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:24,260 What? 1223 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:35,640 Fuck. 1224 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:38,020 Is there a key? 1225 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,820 Was I meant to have a fucking key for this one? 1226 00:59:39,820 --> 00:59:40,820 Fuck. 1227 00:59:40,820 --> 00:59:42,820 Fuck. 1228 00:59:42,820 --> 01:00:11,820 *fuck* 1229 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:28,820 No, what matters is we're completely tooled up. We'll take that down to those two bookings, the hunters down in that hallway and we'll blast them with the explosive rounds. Should be good. And it'll definitely give us the time that we're after. 1230 01:00:28,820 --> 01:00:53,820 Also, did you know this? Push that there. Wrong move. Go out of the blue doors and then go back in again and then go back to that bookcase and push it the other way. That will unlock something. And then that'll help us get to the end of the game faster. 1231 01:00:53,820 --> 01:01:06,820 *fuck* 1232 01:01:06,820 --> 01:01:07,820 *fuck* 1233 01:01:07,820 --> 01:01:08,820 *fuck* 1234 01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:08,820 *fuck* 1235 01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:09,820 *fuck* 1236 01:01:09,820 --> 01:01:10,820 *fuck* 1237 01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:10,820 *fuck* 1238 01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:11,820 *fuck* 1239 01:01:11,820 --> 01:01:12,820 *fuck* 1240 01:01:12,820 --> 01:01:13,820 *fuck* 1241 01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:14,820 *fuck* 1242 01:01:14,820 --> 01:01:15,820 *fuck* 1243 01:01:15,820 --> 01:01:16,820 *fuck* 1244 01:01:16,820 --> 01:01:26,800 Have a look outside the window. 1245 01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:29,900 Helicopter port. 1246 01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,780 Now, do I go back and save it? 1247 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:47,040 Or do I just go and attack the hunters? 1248 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:49,600 Speedrun now. 1249 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,100 Save it, okay. 1250 01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:58,960 I have to go all the way back to the typewriter. 1251 01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:03,400 Everyone's saying save. 1252 01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:04,520 I'm going to go with you guys. 1253 01:02:04,940 --> 01:02:05,880 I think you know what I mean. 1254 01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,520 I'm actually better than you at the game. 1255 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,620 And I've done it faster. 1256 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,140 I'm going to do it even faster as well. 1257 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,600 But I'm going to take your advice just this once. 1258 01:02:16,020 --> 01:02:17,600 I'm not actually taking your advice. 1259 01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:18,800 I'm going to do what I want. 1260 01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,380 And it's just a coincidence that you're telling me what I want to do. 1261 01:02:24,580 --> 01:02:25,460 It's the way it is. 1262 01:02:26,220 --> 01:02:26,560 Speedrun. 1263 01:02:26,740 --> 01:02:27,680 I can't listen to you. 1264 01:02:32,260 --> 01:02:34,320 Back into Majora's fucking lair here. 1265 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:36,760 Watch out. 1266 01:02:37,180 --> 01:02:37,860 He's got form. 1267 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:44,520 Just wait for him to choose a side and then we'll... 1268 01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:52,660 Fucking idiot. 1269 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:05,500 Gimps down there. 1270 01:03:05,620 --> 01:03:07,140 Nothing for us in that room anyway. 1271 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:14,900 Music sounds like a toddler laying into a Casio keyboard in a charity shop. 1272 01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:16,020 This is Kieran McGowan. 1273 01:03:28,980 --> 01:03:29,780 Steve Lebowski. 1274 01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:29,780 Steve Lebowski. 1275 01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:30,240 How are you? 1276 01:03:30,300 --> 01:03:32,100 Why don't you play Resident Evil 2 Viper? 1277 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,520 I played it already, Steve. 1278 01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:35,020 Were you not here? 1279 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,220 Played both versions. 1280 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:38,460 The new and the old. 1281 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:41,260 Welcome to the stream. 1282 01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:43,780 Up the rope we go. 1283 01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,100 And this is going to feel brilliant now. 1284 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:52,280 We get to that typewriter, ink ribbon, the hammer hitting the ink ribbon, then the page. 1285 01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:57,920 When you think about it, typewriter, what an amazing machine, like the intricacy of it. 1286 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:07,600 Now we're just like on the laptop, it's all very easy to do, but the typewriter, you actually have to have a bit of power behind the hammer. 1287 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:21,360 Down these stairs again, this is a great staircase in the game, probably one of my most favourite staircases in the game actually. 1288 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:25,660 It's up there with the main hall staircase, which is actually carpeted marble. 1289 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:33,840 But I do find the sound of the boot, Jill's boot, on the hardwood floor is so satisfying. 1290 01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:38,460 Now, the moment you've all been waiting for, speedrun save game. 1291 01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:40,040 You can save your progress with this. 1292 01:04:41,260 --> 01:04:42,280 Will you use the ink ribbon? Yeah. 1293 01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:51,340 Now, speedrun baby. 1294 01:04:51,340 --> 01:05:08,420 Into there. 1295 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:10,340 Stick your clip. 1296 01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:15,520 Are we any more explosive runs? 1297 01:05:15,740 --> 01:05:16,180 We do. 1298 01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:21,000 Right. 1299 01:05:31,340 --> 01:05:32,760 Welcome to the speedrun, everybody. 1300 01:05:32,860 --> 01:05:34,620 It's a Resident Evil 1 speedrun. 1301 01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:37,040 We've been playing the game now for about 19 and a half minutes. 1302 01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,300 We've made it to the guard house. 1303 01:05:38,540 --> 01:05:41,760 Back out of the guard house to the mansion for the second part of the mansion. 1304 01:05:42,140 --> 01:05:42,860 Second scenario. 1305 01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:46,980 First scenario with Jill, but it's the second time that we reach the mansion. 1306 01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:50,780 And, yeah, we're going for the speedrun. 1307 01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:51,420 World record. 1308 01:05:51,780 --> 01:05:52,300 Land speed. 1309 01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:52,360 Land speed. 1310 01:05:52,360 --> 01:06:15,000 Derrick Gibson, don't overwrite. 1311 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,920 Leave yourself an older save in case it all goes balls up. 1312 01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:23,720 It's too late, Derrick. 1313 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:29,840 Perhaps the chat is 30 or 40 seconds delayed. 1314 01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:35,460 And they're saying that the delay on the chat won't matter anymore. 1315 01:06:35,620 --> 01:06:39,500 That'll be a thing of the past soon enough when 5G comes into town. 1316 01:06:40,460 --> 01:06:46,340 And we're able to use 5G instead of my 4G fucking data tethering broadband. 1317 01:06:46,660 --> 01:06:49,740 Because there's no rural broadband connections. 1318 01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:54,800 I seen the last day the air was saying they could deliver the broadband for 1 billion euro. 1319 01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:01,820 When's that like? 1320 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:05,120 Why are they saying that now in 2019? 1321 01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:07,840 Why does it take so long? 1322 01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:09,020 Like, fucking hell. 1323 01:07:09,220 --> 01:07:09,680 This guy. 1324 01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:11,600 We'll move across here. 1325 01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,920 Back up. 1326 01:07:14,220 --> 01:07:14,480 Back up. 1327 01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:15,180 Back up. 1328 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:15,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1329 01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:16,040 Back up. 1330 01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:16,420 Back up. 1331 01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,000 And now the moment you've all been waiting for. 1332 01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:23,620 Where we get to blast the hunters. 1333 01:07:25,380 --> 01:07:27,760 Into the next fucking, into the next realm. 1334 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:42,280 Apparently the 5G is a lot of hubbub about that. 1335 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,740 People saying it's gonna melt your brain. 1336 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:46,040 But they said that. 1337 01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:47,600 Remember they said that about Wi-Fi. 1338 01:07:49,260 --> 01:07:51,000 Big hullabaloo about Wi-Fi. 1339 01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:57,220 We're gonna give one blast to the shotgun. 1340 01:07:57,220 --> 01:07:57,780 Oh, I said. 1341 01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,660 No, acid round first. 1342 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:05,400 Haha. 1343 01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:07,520 It's such a satisfying scream. 1344 01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:07,660 Okay. 1345 01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:09,000 There we go. 1346 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:09,000 There we go. 1347 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:09,000 There we go. 1348 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:09,000 There we go. 1349 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:27,860 Yeah! 1350 01:08:27,860 --> 01:08:56,960 Yes! We did it guys! We did it! Stupid idiots! Stupid, stupid fucking idiots! They thought they could rule me and they thought they could ruin my life in days. 1351 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,960 And they did for a couple of days. But now it's all on. 1352 01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:17,960 *music* 1353 01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:26,060 Yo, yo, what's the crack? Those hunters got their heads slapped off by me, Jill Valentine. I came in time to ruin their lives. 1354 01:09:26,060 --> 01:09:38,060 Like a little snakey boy eating mince pies. I don't tell lies. I just shoot my load and go. I'm talking about the big explosive rounds. Did you see them blow? Right in those Hunter S. Thompson's faces. 1355 01:09:38,060 --> 01:09:40,060 Now they're left... 1356 01:09:40,060 --> 01:09:51,060 On the ground. They should have been wearing braces. Unfortunately they weren't. They were fucking monsters. They went down to the orthodontist and said, "Can I get an Invisalign, please?" 1357 01:09:51,060 --> 01:10:03,060 The doctor said, "Get the fuck out of my study now, please?" Before I call the police. You little green bastards. 1358 01:10:03,060 --> 01:10:24,060 Anthony Paul, you're looking tall, asking me to play Goldeneye, sure you have fuck all N64 games, I don't even own the console. 1359 01:10:24,060 --> 01:10:44,060 I do have a picture of Vingray signed from Pulp Fiction Days, but I gave it away to the Guinness Book of Records guys and gays. They came round for me looking for my fucking photographs that I had. Thanks very much guys for the one euro. Where did the flow go? 1360 01:10:50,060 --> 01:11:06,060 What's that man? That's called fucking Teletubbies. Clearly you can't pass the phone. The flow came back so hard and heavy. Fuck. Fuck. 1361 01:11:14,060 --> 01:11:24,060 Guinness Book of Records, thanks so much. I'm asking Brian Marcy to say, I'm asking Brian Marcy to... 1362 01:11:24,060 --> 01:11:26,060 Ah, for fuck's sake! 1363 01:11:40,060 --> 01:11:56,060 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Francis is back, ready to attack a lyrical assassin with a big massive sack full of rhymes. And where the fuck has it gone again? 1364 01:12:08,060 --> 01:12:26,060 Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Yeah. We came through it. You know me. We're right here on TV3 doing this 365 days shit. Yo, I ain't got a contract of nothing. I just like nothing. All over... All over these little green buttons there. 1365 01:12:26,060 --> 01:12:44,060 They got a taste of pain. And now they're going insane. I want to say a big thanks so much to everybody who's donated. And everybody out there who never donated. They're hating. But I love hate. And I hate love. So let's just fly away like a little dove in the sky. 1366 01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:52,060 And I say a big thank you to Anthony Paul, Guinness Book of Records, a clone named Gibson, Limitruck Stream, Brian Marcy. 1367 01:12:55,060 --> 01:13:17,060 You guys are the best guys. I want to see your eyes. But I can't because we're separated through this screen. Do you know what I mean? It's a lovely speedrun stream. Ooh, yeah. Ooh, baby, baby. 1368 01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:29,060 Living out here in the mainframe with my friend Ving Reims. He lives over there on fucking planet Quagmire. 1369 01:13:29,060 --> 01:13:58,060 He's got a cool gaff with a log fire. He doesn't use gas. He doesn't use any solid fuels or any fucking carbon sort of stuff like, you know, peat and turf and all that. He only burns. And this is between you and me, liquid nitrogen, which you can't burn because it's frozen. But that's Ving Reims. He has a special touch. If you go around to him. 1370 01:13:58,060 --> 01:14:27,060 Ask him how much. He'll say 20. Give him the score. He'll open the door. Let you inside. And the rest is a mad fucking ride. Not like a sex. It's not a sexual thing. I'm just saying like the whole experience of going around to Ving Reims gaff and warming yourself on a liquid nitrogen fire is a mad ride. You're not paying him for sex or anything like that. Thanks very much. 1371 01:14:27,060 --> 01:14:45,060 Now back into the gate. Sorry to stop that there. Thanks very much for that. And that's the special speedrun breakdown that you can do, which will give you an extra three or four minutes. No, no claims bonus. 1372 01:14:45,060 --> 01:15:06,060 This is something you can do if you've if you are doing a speedrun. You have a look at this hallway here. 1373 01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:13,520 Hang on. Hang on. 1374 01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:22,200 Brilliant. 1375 01:15:31,140 --> 01:15:33,660 Brilliant. Brilliant. 1376 01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:34,660 Okay. 1377 01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:39,820 Sorry guys. Sorry. 1378 01:15:40,020 --> 01:15:42,160 I forgot I came off the screen there. 1379 01:15:42,900 --> 01:15:43,940 Thanks very much there. 1380 01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:46,560 Let me know that. 1381 01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:48,440 Over here. 1382 01:15:48,540 --> 01:15:49,480 Even though we don't need to. 1383 01:15:49,480 --> 01:16:18,480 *Ballon music* 1384 01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:23,480 Now this is one of my favourite staircases I was telling you about them before, it's carpeted! Listen to the... 1385 01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:25,480 *Ballon music* 1386 01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:30,480 *Ballon music* 1387 01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,480 Lovely, really sounds nice 1388 01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:36,480 *Ballon music* 1389 01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:38,480 Lovely stuff 1390 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:40,480 Back through these doors here 1391 01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:45,480 Back through the dining room upper level as well 1392 01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:48,480 *Ballon music* 1393 01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:49,480 And we've hunters in here 1394 01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:51,480 *Ballon music* 1395 01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:53,480 Don't worry you can go down this side here 1396 01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:54,480 You won't have to- 1397 01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:56,480 You wanna f- Oh! 1398 01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:03,480 Fucking god. 1399 01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:28,480 Wait for this fucking savage cabbage here to come round the corner and we'll blast him into kingdom come. 1400 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:34,480 That's something I like to do on a holiday or a weekday, like, you know, it's not really something I fucking do. 1401 01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:37,480 Uh, night five, you know? 1402 01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:40,480 He's a green Slimer. 1403 01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:44,480 He's a fucking social climber. 1404 01:17:44,480 --> 01:17:47,480 If you let him in, he'll use you in order to get- 1405 01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:49,480 Fuck ya. 1406 01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:52,480 Fuck you. 1407 01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:54,480 Oh no no no no no no no, please no. 1408 01:17:57,980 --> 01:17:58,480 Mm! 1409 01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:01,680 F*cking scum man. 1410 01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,480 He'll use you to get ahead. 1411 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:07,480 He doesn't care about you actually as a friend or as a person. 1412 01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:10,680 What he will do is he will latch onto you. 1413 01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:14,680 We've used the helmet key. 1414 01:18:15,480 --> 01:18:19,480 And then he will use you to get to different places, higher places. 1415 01:18:20,480 --> 01:18:26,480 Or use friends that you may have of a higher social, that have a higher social standing. 1416 01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:28,480 And then he'll f*ck you off. 1417 01:18:28,480 --> 01:18:30,480 And that's those hunters. That's what they do. 1418 01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:32,480 Light switch here. 1419 01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:34,480 We won't push... Yeah we will. 1420 01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:36,480 What we'll do is we'll push it back on first. 1421 01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:38,480 I've seen this. 1422 01:18:39,480 --> 01:18:40,480 Look at this. 1423 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:42,480 Right? 1424 01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:43,480 Note on the table. 1425 01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:45,480 You know what that means, don't you? 1426 01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:46,480 You know what that means. 1427 01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:51,480 Take it away JB. 1428 01:18:51,480 --> 01:19:20,800 that means. Take it away, JB. Huckus buckus, thank you very much for your donation. Mucho 1429 01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:47,760 appreciato. Clean your room, Huckus buckus. Huckus bucko. Sit down, John. Thank you very much for your lovely donation and sweet tipus, tipus whippus orders. 1430 01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,060 By Jordan B. Peterson. 1431 01:19:52,060 --> 01:20:03,960 Thank you very much, Stevie. That is very kind of you, Stevie. Thank you very much. 1432 01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:07,400 Top Secret, July 22nd, 1998. 1433 01:20:08,900 --> 01:20:12,840 213. To the head of the security department. 1434 01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:16,840 In place to Johnny Hay, you got the chip on his shoulder. Release the cutter by the chip. 1435 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:31,780 Thank you very much, Gregoski Valentine. X-Day is approaching. X-Day is approaching. Complete the following orders within the week. 1436 01:20:31,780 --> 01:20:39,720 Lure the members of STARS. Neal. Thank you very much, Neal. 1437 01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:45,220 Neal. Who do you think you are? 1438 01:20:45,220 --> 01:20:54,960 You're nothing but this to me. A speck of dust. But thank you very much for your kind heart and generous donation. 1439 01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:06,700 Green Velvet 2. Lure the members of STARS into the lab and have them fight with the BOW. 1440 01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:11,940 In order to obtain data of actual battles. 1441 01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:17,820 2. Collect Tom Mahan. Thank you very much. 1442 01:21:17,820 --> 01:21:26,280 thank you Tom Mahanbucko 1443 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:31,260 collect two embryos per BOW 1444 01:21:31,260 --> 01:21:35,720 type making sure to include all species 1445 01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:37,600 except for tyrant 1446 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:40,400 three 1447 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:44,560 destroy the ARKLE lab including all researchers 1448 01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:48,220 and lab animals in a manner which will seem accidental 1449 01:21:48,220 --> 01:21:50,240 by white umbrella 1450 01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:57,080 man 1451 01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:59,640 what has he created 1452 01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:01,700 death 1453 01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:02,760 destruction 1454 01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:06,000 but also everything that is good in society too 1455 01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:09,320 and that's not something we should leave behind 1456 01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:12,000 we gotta think about that 1457 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:16,480 did you see me on channel 4 1458 01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:19,400 did you see the way I handled the situation 1459 01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:21,560 it was beautiful 1460 01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:25,300 it was exquisite 1461 01:22:25,300 --> 01:22:29,160 I feel powerful 1462 01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:31,480 I feel great 1463 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:33,660 and you need to think about that 1464 01:22:33,660 --> 01:22:35,380 good night 1465 01:22:35,380 --> 01:22:36,460 god bless 1466 01:22:36,460 --> 01:22:38,580 your father 1467 01:22:38,580 --> 01:22:40,980 thanks Jordan 1468 01:22:40,980 --> 01:22:50,120 I don't know why he keeps on referring to himself as our fathers 1469 01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:52,780 who doesn't art in heaven 1470 01:22:52,780 --> 01:22:54,100 and while we're at it 1471 01:22:54,100 --> 01:22:57,280 why was our father who art in heaven 1472 01:22:57,280 --> 01:23:00,200 what was he doing in heaven 1473 01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:02,100 was he making a bit of things up there 1474 01:23:02,100 --> 01:23:02,440 was he 1475 01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:05,900 did he do a bit of art up there 1476 01:23:05,900 --> 01:23:11,440 or is it old language for who is in heaven 1477 01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:12,740 our father who is in heaven 1478 01:23:12,740 --> 01:23:18,520 hold on a second now 1479 01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:21,120 now we move this 1480 01:23:21,120 --> 01:23:22,420 to there 1481 01:23:22,420 --> 01:23:25,920 like that 1482 01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:29,620 we switch this off 1483 01:23:29,620 --> 01:23:31,780 and we should get a red jewel 1484 01:23:31,780 --> 01:23:32,800 if I'm correct 1485 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:35,160 yeah red jewel 1486 01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:36,460 the head 1487 01:23:36,460 --> 01:23:38,760 the eye of the moose 1488 01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:41,780 Canadian moose 1489 01:23:41,780 --> 01:24:00,740 we'll take that 1490 01:24:00,740 --> 01:24:02,020 and we can take the shells too 1491 01:24:02,020 --> 01:24:03,900 because they'll combine with the rest of the shells 1492 01:24:03,900 --> 01:24:17,440 spoon 1493 01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:18,260 spoon 1494 01:24:18,260 --> 01:24:21,220 fuck 1495 01:24:21,220 --> 01:24:22,420 spoon 1496 01:24:22,420 --> 01:24:23,480 thank you very much for that 1497 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:24,760 420 1498 01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:26,740 very very kind of you 1499 01:24:26,740 --> 01:24:27,640 and hocus bucus 1500 01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:28,160 and sit 1501 01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,700 sit down John 1502 01:24:29,700 --> 01:24:30,920 and Steve 1503 01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:32,220 and Neil 1504 01:24:32,220 --> 01:24:32,900 and Grigoski 1505 01:24:32,900 --> 01:24:35,480 very very very kind of everyone 1506 01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:39,860 and Phil Eglinton 1507 01:24:39,860 --> 01:24:44,700 very very kind of you Phil 1508 01:24:44,700 --> 01:24:45,640 thank you very much 1509 01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:50,280 now where do we go here 1510 01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:51,260 let me think about this 1511 01:24:51,260 --> 01:24:52,260 we'll go 1512 01:24:52,260 --> 01:24:54,180 this is a speed run guys 1513 01:24:54,180 --> 01:24:55,160 welcome to the speed run 1514 01:24:55,160 --> 01:25:01,520 check your map five times 1515 01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:02,860 I'll give you an extra bit of cabbage 1516 01:25:02,860 --> 01:25:04,280 if you move 1517 01:25:04,280 --> 01:25:06,460 back out here 1518 01:25:06,460 --> 01:25:07,180 into this 1519 01:25:07,180 --> 01:25:11,660 into this 1520 01:25:11,660 --> 01:25:12,820 the downstairs 1521 01:25:12,820 --> 01:25:16,920 oh fuck that 1522 01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:17,380 what am I doing 1523 01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:19,580 this is the second floor 1524 01:25:19,580 --> 01:25:20,320 isn't it 1525 01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:21,460 fuck 1526 01:25:21,460 --> 01:25:23,060 first floor 1527 01:25:23,060 --> 01:25:31,600 watch out for the 1528 01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:37,400 oh hold on 1529 01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:38,440 hold on 1530 01:25:38,440 --> 01:25:41,860 fuck 1531 01:25:41,860 --> 01:25:44,020 fuck 1532 01:25:44,020 --> 01:25:46,600 fuck 1533 01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:46,600 fuck 1534 01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:46,600 fuck 1535 01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:46,980 fuck 1536 01:25:46,980 --> 01:25:47,480 fuck 1537 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:49,820 I think we go downstairs here 1538 01:25:49,820 --> 01:25:50,600 and put the 1539 01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:52,220 stuff inside the 1540 01:25:52,220 --> 01:25:52,820 the box 1541 01:25:52,820 --> 01:25:53,980 there's like a chest 1542 01:25:53,980 --> 01:25:55,820 but if there's a hunter down here 1543 01:25:55,820 --> 01:25:56,500 we could be fucked 1544 01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:57,640 get ready for it 1545 01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:59,400 there is 1546 01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:00,860 there is 1547 01:26:00,860 --> 01:26:01,260 and I'm 1548 01:26:01,260 --> 01:26:02,180 I'm not waiting around 1549 01:26:02,180 --> 01:26:05,300 what do you reckon 1550 01:26:05,300 --> 01:26:06,020 we can take him 1551 01:26:06,020 --> 01:26:10,320 should I fucking bother 1552 01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:11,220 trying to take him on 1553 01:26:11,220 --> 01:26:13,320 on like zero health 1554 01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:25,940 do you reckon we can take him 1555 01:26:25,940 --> 01:26:31,100 give it a go 1556 01:26:31,100 --> 01:26:39,980 thank you very much 1557 01:26:39,980 --> 01:26:42,340 martin crackhorn 1558 01:26:42,340 --> 01:26:44,260 you can just run into the room 1559 01:26:44,260 --> 01:26:45,100 says spag boy 1560 01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:54,540 what about this 1561 01:26:54,540 --> 01:26:55,000 shh shh 1562 01:26:55,000 --> 01:26:55,380 fuck 1563 01:26:55,380 --> 01:27:07,160 fucking hell 1564 01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:14,080 watch this now 1565 01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:16,440 watch this 1566 01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:16,880 watch this 1567 01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:17,380 watch this 1568 01:27:17,380 --> 01:27:19,560 watch this 1569 01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:22,120 con's not gonna know 1570 01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:22,540 what it is 1571 01:27:22,540 --> 01:27:33,340 what an idiot 1572 01:27:33,340 --> 01:27:40,700 and that hit the sweet spot 1573 01:27:40,700 --> 01:27:45,440 something 1574 01:27:45,440 --> 01:27:47,060 oh 1575 01:27:47,060 --> 01:27:48,160 look 1576 01:27:48,160 --> 01:27:49,500 look what we got here 1577 01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:51,700 if I had an increment 1578 01:27:51,700 --> 01:27:53,300 but great if they gave you 1579 01:27:53,300 --> 01:27:54,280 extra increments 1580 01:27:54,280 --> 01:28:08,620 I know we can go and use the red jewel 1581 01:28:08,620 --> 01:28:10,920 to get the cold python out of the lion 1582 01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:12,860 but I mean we've no health 1583 01:28:12,860 --> 01:28:15,020 so we need to find health 1584 01:28:15,020 --> 01:28:17,860 we'll go and find health 1585 01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:19,320 then we'll come back 1586 01:28:19,320 --> 01:28:19,320 then we'll come back 1587 01:28:19,320 --> 01:28:20,720 should we save it? 1588 01:28:24,220 --> 01:28:25,060 should we save it? 1589 01:28:25,060 --> 01:28:25,660 we'll save it 1590 01:28:25,660 --> 01:28:34,060 we won't overwrite 1591 01:28:34,060 --> 01:28:43,120 because Derek Gibson 1592 01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:43,140 because Derek Gibson 1593 01:28:43,140 --> 01:28:45,860 will kill me 1594 01:28:45,860 --> 01:28:49,080 and Aaron Flood 1595 01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:51,140 will be flooding the chat 1596 01:28:51,140 --> 01:28:54,020 with bad news 1597 01:28:54,020 --> 01:28:58,980 and then Ray Ryan 1598 01:28:58,980 --> 01:29:00,020 will be chiming in 1599 01:29:00,020 --> 01:29:01,260 too late though 1600 01:29:01,260 --> 01:29:02,840 to let us all know 1601 01:29:02,840 --> 01:29:03,840 that you've only one left 1602 01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:06,700 and then Bilbo Naggins 1603 01:29:06,700 --> 01:29:07,120 will go 1604 01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:08,260 good man yourself 1605 01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:10,500 and then Percy Purple 1606 01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:11,940 apropos of nothing 1607 01:29:11,940 --> 01:29:12,640 will just say 1608 01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:13,480 how are you Francis? 1609 01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:17,400 and then fucking Charlie Revy 1610 01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:19,260 will be cruising around 1611 01:29:19,260 --> 01:29:20,260 saying well bah 1612 01:29:20,260 --> 01:29:23,600 and once you know 1613 01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:25,340 that old Sine Cormac Mulfill 1614 01:29:25,340 --> 01:29:26,840 will be good manning his out 1615 01:29:26,840 --> 01:29:29,680 good manning his up 1616 01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:45,360 oh fuck 1617 01:29:45,360 --> 01:29:46,680 okay a speed run 1618 01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:47,440 is still on guys 1619 01:29:47,440 --> 01:29:47,920 we've been playing 1620 01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:48,860 for about 23 1621 01:29:48,860 --> 01:29:49,420 oh 1622 01:29:49,420 --> 01:29:53,680 23 seconds 1623 01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:56,180 we're really going for it here 1624 01:29:56,180 --> 01:29:57,500 sponsored 1625 01:29:57,500 --> 01:29:59,060 by Firelighter 1626 01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:01,520 when I slither home 1627 01:30:01,520 --> 01:30:02,440 after a hard day 1628 01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:03,200 out in the fields 1629 01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:04,380 there's nothing I like 1630 01:30:04,380 --> 01:30:05,440 more than lashing a few 1631 01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:06,840 shtickings into the fireplace 1632 01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:09,040 that's enough of that 1633 01:30:09,040 --> 01:30:10,180 sorry we couldn't really 1634 01:30:10,180 --> 01:30:11,100 go longer on that 1635 01:30:11,100 --> 01:30:11,720 but I need to 1636 01:30:11,720 --> 01:30:13,720 it's a speed run 1637 01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:17,560 nice now 1638 01:30:17,560 --> 01:30:26,620 oh fuck 1639 01:30:26,620 --> 01:30:27,100 there's something 1640 01:30:27,100 --> 01:30:28,880 we've been 1641 01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:28,880 we've been 1642 01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:29,320 we've been a nasty 1643 01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:30,140 business in here 1644 01:30:30,140 --> 01:30:31,560 it sounds like 1645 01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:42,300 blew him 1646 01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:43,240 look at his head 1647 01:30:43,240 --> 01:30:53,440 alright 1648 01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:54,960 Patrick 1649 01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:55,920 Kevin and Galway 1650 01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:56,260 wants to know 1651 01:30:56,260 --> 01:30:56,980 where you get the shades 1652 01:30:56,980 --> 01:30:58,420 um 1653 01:30:58,420 --> 01:31:00,020 where was this 1654 01:31:00,020 --> 01:31:00,480 can I remember 1655 01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:00,700 man 1656 01:31:00,700 --> 01:31:01,760 some shop 1657 01:31:01,760 --> 01:31:03,020 hope that answers 1658 01:31:03,020 --> 01:31:03,620 your question 1659 01:31:03,620 --> 01:31:09,640 now 1660 01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:11,360 second floor 1661 01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:16,500 we need to go 1662 01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:21,400 downstairs 1663 01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:21,860 upstairs 1664 01:31:21,860 --> 01:31:42,720 we need to go downstairs 1665 01:31:42,720 --> 01:31:43,680 we need to get out of here 1666 01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:46,620 although there may be 1667 01:31:46,620 --> 01:31:48,180 there may be herbs 1668 01:31:48,180 --> 01:31:50,100 upstairs I don't have 1669 01:31:50,100 --> 01:31:51,800 I'm not 1670 01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:52,780 I'm not aware of that 1671 01:31:52,780 --> 01:31:53,840 but we'll go down here 1672 01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:54,800 and then go through the door 1673 01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:55,340 down there 1674 01:31:55,340 --> 01:31:56,460 hopefully it will be okay 1675 01:31:56,460 --> 01:31:59,500 this is a speed run guys 1676 01:31:59,500 --> 01:32:00,380 if you've just tuned in 1677 01:32:00,380 --> 01:32:01,840 sorry I can't really 1678 01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:03,960 you know 1679 01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:04,900 do anything mad 1680 01:32:04,900 --> 01:32:05,500 or crazy 1681 01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:06,440 or anything like that 1682 01:32:06,440 --> 01:32:06,900 this is 1683 01:32:06,900 --> 01:32:08,420 we're going for a speed run 1684 01:32:08,420 --> 01:32:09,480 we're 23 minutes 1685 01:32:09,480 --> 01:32:10,140 into the game 1686 01:32:10,140 --> 01:32:10,740 as we speak 1687 01:32:10,740 --> 01:32:14,160 we're looking to go for 1688 01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:15,140 an hour 15 1689 01:32:15,140 --> 01:32:15,700 is the 1690 01:32:15,700 --> 01:32:17,320 is my own personal best 1691 01:32:17,320 --> 01:32:19,260 if I can make an hour 1430 1692 01:32:19,260 --> 01:32:20,620 inside that 1693 01:32:20,620 --> 01:32:22,700 then I'm really going to be happy 1694 01:32:22,700 --> 01:32:23,200 and also 1695 01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:24,900 the guys over at Guinness Book 1696 01:32:24,900 --> 01:32:25,700 of Records 1697 01:32:25,700 --> 01:32:26,320 have been 1698 01:32:26,320 --> 01:32:27,600 so so so 1699 01:32:27,600 --> 01:32:28,720 helpful and nice 1700 01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:30,360 and facilitating me 1701 01:32:30,360 --> 01:32:30,820 and 1702 01:32:30,820 --> 01:32:32,680 encouraging me to 1703 01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:33,580 to get ahead 1704 01:32:33,580 --> 01:32:43,720 fuck 1705 01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:51,880 viper doesn't know 1706 01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:52,380 what's not 1707 01:32:52,380 --> 01:32:53,160 yeah I do 1708 01:32:53,160 --> 01:32:54,960 the den like 1709 01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:59,660 oh thank fuck 1710 01:32:59,660 --> 01:33:02,500 this is it 1711 01:33:02,500 --> 01:33:05,240 shouldn't have picked up 1712 01:33:05,240 --> 01:33:06,020 the ink ribbon though 1713 01:33:06,020 --> 01:33:08,920 I can just take one after another 1714 01:33:08,920 --> 01:33:12,380 if you take one herb 1715 01:33:12,380 --> 01:33:13,720 and then another one separately 1716 01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:15,180 does it still have the same effect 1717 01:33:15,180 --> 01:33:16,420 as if you mix them together 1718 01:33:16,420 --> 01:33:34,800 speed run 1719 01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:35,100 through 1720 01:33:35,100 --> 01:33:36,000 don't have the key 1721 01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:36,720 for the room 1722 01:33:36,720 --> 01:33:37,580 fuck 1723 01:33:37,580 --> 01:33:43,760 well at least we 1724 01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:44,780 found the herbs anyway 1725 01:33:44,780 --> 01:33:45,780 Okay. 1726 01:33:45,780 --> 01:33:46,780 Okay. 1727 01:33:46,780 --> 01:33:47,780 Okay. 1728 01:33:47,780 --> 01:33:48,780 Okay. 1729 01:33:48,780 --> 01:33:49,780 Okay. 1730 01:33:49,780 --> 01:33:50,780 Okay. 1731 01:33:50,780 --> 01:33:51,780 Okay. 1732 01:33:51,780 --> 01:33:52,780 Okay. 1733 01:33:52,780 --> 01:33:54,780 *Tonk* 1734 01:33:54,780 --> 01:33:56,780 *Stock* 1735 01:33:56,780 --> 01:33:58,780 *Stock* 1736 01:33:58,780 --> 01:34:00,780 *Stock* 1737 01:34:00,780 --> 01:34:02,780 *Stock* 1738 01:34:02,780 --> 01:34:04,780 *Stock* 1739 01:34:04,780 --> 01:34:06,780 *Stock* 1740 01:34:06,780 --> 01:34:08,780 *Stock* 1741 01:34:08,780 --> 01:34:10,780 *Stock* 1742 01:34:10,780 --> 01:34:12,780 *Stock* 1743 01:34:12,780 --> 01:34:14,780 *Stock* 1744 01:34:14,780 --> 01:34:16,780 *Stock* 1745 01:34:16,780 --> 01:34:18,780 *Stock* 1746 01:34:18,780 --> 01:34:20,780 Where the fuck am I going? 1747 01:34:20,780 --> 01:34:22,780 *Stock* 1748 01:34:22,780 --> 01:34:41,580 All right, oh yeah 1749 01:34:45,540 --> 01:34:52,380 I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see go through here now 1750 01:34:52,380 --> 01:34:56,840 Over the carpet. Oh, yeah, did you ever do this? 1751 01:34:58,840 --> 01:35:01,820 Watch this now open the door winning streak 1752 01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:13,780 See you later don't think you're going anywhere back in through the underground bit 1753 01:35:21,620 --> 01:35:24,840 I guess Jim Jim and Peter's 1754 01:35:26,700 --> 01:35:29,720 Thank you very much Jim Jim and peanuts 1755 01:35:37,040 --> 01:35:39,040 Quick check the map again 1756 01:35:39,040 --> 01:35:47,140 Through the door in front of me and down the door for the moment 1757 01:35:47,140 --> 01:36:04,360 Oh, man, I'm so happy that that happened because I thought I was dead like he did his his he's he shouldn't have done the scream he should have just attacked he would have had me 1758 01:36:04,360 --> 01:36:07,580 Now red jewel we don't have it fuck I? 1759 01:36:07,580 --> 01:36:13,360 Like he did he his his he shouldn't have done the scream he should have just attacked he would have had me 1760 01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:32,020 Now red jewel we don't have it fuck? 1761 01:36:32,020 --> 01:36:32,680 Fuck. 1762 01:36:37,560 --> 01:36:38,500 Speed run, guys. 1763 01:36:39,980 --> 01:36:42,100 I think now there could be a box. 1764 01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:45,360 Where the fuck is in there's box? 1765 01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:48,720 Where the fuck is in there's box? 1766 01:36:50,540 --> 01:36:51,920 There's a box down here. 1767 01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:53,920 There. 1768 01:37:06,740 --> 01:37:08,080 Look at this. 1769 01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:09,900 Watch this. 1770 01:37:11,380 --> 01:37:13,040 Really gonna enjoy this one. 1771 01:37:17,180 --> 01:37:19,620 Oh, it's so satisfying. 1772 01:37:19,620 --> 01:37:25,180 And I got his mate as well. 1773 01:37:26,080 --> 01:37:26,980 There's a box here. 1774 01:37:28,020 --> 01:37:28,840 It's all coming together. 1775 01:37:33,440 --> 01:37:37,020 This won't affect the speed run, D. O'Connell at all. 1776 01:37:39,300 --> 01:37:40,780 No, you don't, spag boy. 1777 01:37:40,900 --> 01:37:42,700 You need one red jewel and one blue. 1778 01:37:42,800 --> 01:37:44,160 We've already inserted the red. 1779 01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:46,420 We've already inserted the blue. 1780 01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:48,500 And now we just have to insert the red. 1781 01:37:48,500 --> 01:37:52,620 And you know what? 1782 01:37:52,740 --> 01:37:53,920 I'm not even gonna save it. 1783 01:37:57,880 --> 01:37:58,980 I feel that confident. 1784 01:38:01,300 --> 01:38:02,520 Can we get rid of these keys? 1785 01:38:04,520 --> 01:38:05,780 Can we get rid of these keys? 1786 01:38:11,320 --> 01:38:11,820 Fuck it. 1787 01:38:11,820 --> 01:38:11,820 Fuck it. 1788 01:38:11,820 --> 01:38:11,840 Fuck it. 1789 01:38:12,980 --> 01:38:13,540 No herb. 1790 01:38:14,060 --> 01:38:15,560 No, uh... 1791 01:38:15,560 --> 01:38:16,820 Lynx. 1792 01:38:16,980 --> 01:38:17,560 We're gonna just... 1793 01:38:18,180 --> 01:38:20,820 Go down, stick the red jewel in the tiger's eye. 1794 01:38:20,980 --> 01:38:22,120 The tiger will spin around. 1795 01:38:22,260 --> 01:38:23,900 Cold python in my possession then. 1796 01:38:24,820 --> 01:38:26,180 And you know what that means. 1797 01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:28,800 You can just blast, blast, blast the night away. 1798 01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:44,180 Thanks Shane Dawson for keeping us abreast. 1799 01:38:44,280 --> 01:38:47,760 The time we're officially 24.5 minutes into the speed run, guys. 1800 01:38:47,900 --> 01:38:49,880 Welcome to the stream, everyone, if you've just joined us. 1801 01:38:50,940 --> 01:38:53,100 I only started 24 minutes ago. 1802 01:38:53,760 --> 01:38:56,100 The lead up to that was, say, uh... 1803 01:38:56,100 --> 01:38:56,980 Fun and games. 1804 01:39:01,500 --> 01:39:02,360 Can't use it here. 1805 01:39:02,440 --> 01:39:02,760 That's a... 1806 01:39:05,160 --> 01:39:05,640 Okay. 1807 01:39:07,100 --> 01:39:08,520 Just stand right over there. 1808 01:39:08,780 --> 01:39:09,500 Yeah, like that. 1809 01:39:10,220 --> 01:39:10,460 Yeah. 1810 01:39:13,880 --> 01:39:14,680 Look at that. 1811 01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:28,360 Yeah. 1812 01:39:36,360 --> 01:39:37,020 There we go. 1813 01:39:39,520 --> 01:39:39,960 Great stuff. 1814 01:39:39,960 --> 01:40:03,580 Where am I meant to go now? 1815 01:40:06,580 --> 01:40:07,400 It's speedrun. 1816 01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:08,400 It's speedrun. 1817 01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:38,380 Thank you. 1818 01:40:38,380 --> 01:40:58,060 Bit of spam in there. Afraid it's had to go. Now, there's no, I'm not checking the FAQ, I just saw someone write S five or six signs. This is a speedrun guys, we can't have that going on you see. 1819 01:40:58,060 --> 01:41:07,660 Where the fuck am I going man? 1820 01:41:07,660 --> 01:41:37,640 What the fuck am I going on you see? 1821 01:41:37,640 --> 01:41:46,640 You don't want to waste too much time on the speedrun guys. 1822 01:41:46,640 --> 01:42:07,560 Kevin McGuinness, why don't you do more of these videos? I'm doing it now man. 1823 01:42:07,640 --> 01:42:14,640 Thanks for watching. 1824 01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:17,640 Fuck man. 1825 01:42:17,640 --> 01:42:35,640 Oh there's gonna be fucking spiders in here I think now. Is that a helicopter? Jesus Christ! 1826 01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:44,640 Thanks Kevin McGuinness, no problem man. I hope you're alright. 1827 01:42:44,640 --> 01:42:53,640 I don't like these fucking spiders man. 1828 01:42:53,640 --> 01:43:02,640 I don't like these fucking spiders man. 1829 01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:12,900 oh oh oh oh 1830 01:43:12,900 --> 01:43:18,400 fucking nimble 1831 01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:26,200 they're so easy for me to go by wasn't as bad as I thought it was I thought it was gonna be a 1832 01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:31,120 hard spider and look at the angle on Jill this is a real close-up that we don't really get to 1833 01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:40,360 see of her very much as you can see seems like a nice person and she's very calm and nice and has 1834 01:43:40,360 --> 01:43:47,160 like a nice demeanor and is very sound as well and kind of feel sorry for that she's in the situation 1835 01:43:47,160 --> 01:43:58,920 where she's she's landed in a house full of zombies and spiders and other creatures spiders dogs 1836 01:43:59,600 --> 01:44:08,840 huntress Thompson's winning streak dangerous winning streak beasts spiders and they want to kill her and she does she just looks knackered now 1837 01:44:08,840 --> 01:44:18,080 oh my god maybe we have to go out here do we oh we go and put the battery in the courtyard 1838 01:44:18,080 --> 01:44:27,320 oh my god oh my god maybe we have to go out here do we oh 1839 01:44:27,320 --> 01:44:43,840 Oh, we go and put the battery in the courtyard. Yeah, we put the battery in the courtyard. Speedrun. 1840 01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:53,380 Oh. Yes. Yes. 1841 01:44:53,380 --> 01:45:17,540 Yes. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Brilliant stuff. Really happy with that. A rusty boiler. Nothing strange. Can we use the lighter there? Does anyone know? 1842 01:45:17,540 --> 01:45:36,200 Oh. What's it there for? 1843 01:45:36,200 --> 01:45:38,200 Oh. 1844 01:45:38,200 --> 01:45:40,200 *BOOM* 1845 01:45:40,200 --> 01:46:10,180 Hello, ladies and gentlemen. 1846 01:46:10,180 --> 01:46:11,180 Line 4, good evening. 1847 01:46:13,220 --> 01:46:14,400 Good evening, Gary. 1848 01:46:28,880 --> 01:46:30,300 Bruno and Steve, thank you. 1849 01:46:33,280 --> 01:46:36,000 No need to read this out because you're doing the speed run. 1850 01:46:36,420 --> 01:46:39,040 Don't want to take up your time. 1851 01:46:40,160 --> 01:46:41,000 But you're doing great. 1852 01:46:43,900 --> 01:46:45,560 The spiders were a highlight. 1853 01:46:46,080 --> 01:46:46,740 Good luck. 1854 01:46:47,500 --> 01:46:49,400 Sure, I'll let you get back to it. 1855 01:46:49,720 --> 01:46:51,080 Need as much time for the speed run. 1856 01:46:51,180 --> 01:46:52,800 Thanks very much, Bruno and Steve, for that. 1857 01:46:56,680 --> 01:46:59,620 Unfortunately, I'm pretty adept at the game. 1858 01:47:00,780 --> 01:47:04,840 I can do the multitasking, the reading and the speed run at the same time. 1859 01:47:05,080 --> 01:47:05,780 And best of luck. 1860 01:47:05,780 --> 01:47:07,780 *thud* 1861 01:47:07,780 --> 01:47:09,780 *thud* 1862 01:47:09,780 --> 01:47:37,780 *sad music* 1863 01:47:37,780 --> 01:47:41,780 When with the green apple tonight museum ghost yeah not the pink lady. 1864 01:47:49,780 --> 01:47:56,780 Had a bit of a fucking bad tummy there the last day after the pink lady and I just thought I'm not going back to that shit. 1865 01:48:05,780 --> 01:48:09,780 I'm Granny Smithin tonight. I might go Granny Smithin tomorrow night as well. 1866 01:48:21,780 --> 01:48:23,780 *sad music* 1867 01:48:23,780 --> 01:48:25,780 *sad music* 1868 01:48:25,780 --> 01:48:27,780 *sad music* 1869 01:48:27,780 --> 01:48:29,780 *sad music* 1870 01:48:29,780 --> 01:48:31,780 *sad music* 1871 01:48:31,780 --> 01:48:42,900 into the boiler in the back the yard the boiler room set unsolicited advice if 1872 01:48:42,900 --> 01:48:50,080 you dual stream to twitch twitch I'd subscribe thanks very much unsolicited 1873 01:48:50,080 --> 01:48:58,780 advice I have to think about that it's more fucking hassle is it then I've got 1874 01:48:58,780 --> 01:49:18,520 then you've got two chats to look at fucking nightmare now out to the courtyard I think 1875 01:49:27,160 --> 01:49:30,100 I'm trying to think of where I am 1876 01:49:30,100 --> 01:49:33,040 so 1877 01:49:33,040 --> 01:49:35,980 so 1878 01:49:35,980 --> 01:49:38,920 so 1879 01:49:38,920 --> 01:49:41,860 so 1880 01:49:41,860 --> 01:49:44,800 so 1881 01:49:44,800 --> 01:49:48,740 so 1882 01:49:48,740 --> 01:49:51,680 so 1883 01:49:51,680 --> 01:49:54,620 so 1884 01:49:54,620 --> 01:49:57,560 so 1885 01:49:57,560 --> 01:50:00,500 so 1886 01:50:00,500 --> 01:50:02,500 so 1887 01:50:02,500 --> 01:50:05,440 so 1888 01:50:05,440 --> 01:50:07,440 so 1889 01:50:07,440 --> 01:50:07,440 so 1890 01:50:07,440 --> 01:50:10,380 so 1891 01:50:10,380 --> 01:50:12,380 so 1892 01:50:12,380 --> 01:50:14,380 so 1893 01:50:14,380 --> 01:50:14,380 so 1894 01:50:14,380 --> 01:50:16,380 so 1895 01:50:16,380 --> 01:50:19,320 so 1896 01:50:19,320 --> 01:50:22,260 so 1897 01:50:22,260 --> 01:50:22,260 so 1898 01:50:22,260 --> 01:50:23,260 so 1899 01:50:23,260 --> 01:50:23,260 so 1900 01:50:23,260 --> 01:50:24,260 so 1901 01:50:24,260 --> 01:50:25,260 so 1902 01:50:25,260 --> 01:50:26,260 so 1903 01:50:26,260 --> 01:50:26,260 so 1904 01:50:26,260 --> 01:50:26,260 so 1905 01:50:26,260 --> 01:50:45,220 Shout out to my boy Leo Dag. Big shout out to Leo Dag. Okay. Greatly enhanced his reputation. 1906 01:50:48,980 --> 01:51:14,740 Treating arrangement. Arrangement. Some fucking scummer down here. Oh, there's a scummer up here, man. You need to kill this cunt now. Yes. Look at this. 1907 01:51:17,700 --> 01:51:42,980 Shreeching. Shreeching. Greatly enhanced his reputation. 1908 01:51:46,420 --> 01:51:59,360 Shreeching. Good evening, gay. Good evening, gay. Greatly enhanced his reputation. 1909 01:52:01,880 --> 01:52:09,580 I want to say hello. How are you doing? Thanks very much to everybody out there in the mainframe. 1910 01:52:12,420 --> 01:52:40,700 You make me feel insane every time you grace my stream with your fame. That's real. Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? We walked into the corridor. A little green beast was stood before my eyes. To my surprise. 1911 01:52:41,700 --> 01:53:10,980 He looked quite nice. Okay? He had big arms. He must have been to the gym working out. Kettlebells that kind of thing doing bench presses push-ups sit-ups. He had big thighs. Okay? And lovely white eyes. Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? His skin was awful veiny too. Made me feel like when it was rainy outside. 1912 01:53:10,980 --> 01:53:27,280 He shank a poo. Okay? Okay? One thing I thought about this guy was that he greatly enhanced his reputation. Greatly enhanced his reputation. And did a lot of pride to his mother-kin nation. Greatly enhanced his reputation. 1913 01:53:27,840 --> 01:53:33,260 One thing I want to know is green beast. Why it's always too hard to see you in the east. 1914 01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:37,920 Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. 1915 01:53:38,920 --> 01:53:48,680 You've got lovely fangs and white eyes. They almost hypnotize me. Okay? Hypnotize me. 1916 01:53:49,040 --> 01:53:53,660 You've got your massive claws and lovely arms. 1917 01:53:53,660 --> 01:53:53,660 You've got your massive claws and lovely arms. 1918 01:53:54,340 --> 01:53:55,340 Pat talks and me. 1919 01:53:55,420 --> 01:54:05,740 The way you charm me with your lovely slimy green charms and your red veiny body and your big biceps. 1920 01:54:06,120 --> 01:54:10,640 Larynge out to us, Pat. Larynge out to us, Pat. Hello, line four. Good evening. 1921 01:54:11,920 --> 01:54:19,480 You've got shock and posture. You've got the nerd neck because you've been standing like you've fucking lost your plot of land. 1922 01:54:20,480 --> 01:54:28,840 I'm going to give you a bag of sand to the back of the back of the back of the neck when I whip out my bazooka jaw and say this is the end of it, fella. 1923 01:54:31,120 --> 01:54:32,740 This is the end of it, fella. 1924 01:54:32,740 --> 01:54:55,420 My girl Jillian stands at the door looking really bored. 1925 01:54:56,500 --> 01:54:57,060 Why? 1926 01:54:58,060 --> 01:55:00,940 She ain't got no time for the snake man, you know? 1927 01:55:01,180 --> 01:55:04,300 She wants to get down into that basement, finish the game. 1928 01:55:04,420 --> 01:55:08,420 We've been here for 11 whole days trying to do the speed run. 1929 01:55:09,580 --> 01:55:10,720 Speed run was fun. 1930 01:55:11,060 --> 01:55:13,940 But right now, it's beginning to feel like ow. 1931 01:55:14,200 --> 01:55:17,460 I wish I had Jill's body with my head on top of it. 1932 01:55:18,700 --> 01:55:21,940 It would make me feel really nice inside. 1933 01:55:23,140 --> 01:55:24,940 Really nice inside. 1934 01:55:24,940 --> 01:55:26,600 Fuck you, Deputy Stike. 1935 01:55:26,600 --> 01:55:31,360 I wish I had Jill Valentine's body with my head on top of it. 1936 01:55:32,040 --> 01:55:32,600 Spiders. 1937 01:55:33,560 --> 01:55:34,120 Spiders. 1938 01:55:35,180 --> 01:55:35,740 Spiders. 1939 01:55:36,920 --> 01:55:37,480 Spiders. 1940 01:55:38,140 --> 01:55:40,480 My girl Jill, she took a pill. 1941 01:55:40,960 --> 01:55:42,360 Ended up inside this mansion. 1942 01:55:42,480 --> 01:55:43,460 Now she feels ill. 1943 01:55:43,860 --> 01:55:48,080 Having to kill zombies, dogs, spiders, and fucking Huntress Thompsons. 1944 01:55:48,500 --> 01:55:49,940 With a bazooka jaw tap. 1945 01:55:50,200 --> 01:55:50,780 Ah, fuck it. 1946 01:55:52,280 --> 01:55:53,660 Sorry about that now, lads. 1947 01:55:53,720 --> 01:55:55,040 I, uh... 1948 01:55:55,040 --> 01:55:58,220 Lost the flow completely there. 1949 01:56:00,340 --> 01:56:02,040 The speed run can continue now. 1950 01:56:02,040 --> 01:56:03,100 Seven seconds away. 1951 01:56:03,460 --> 01:56:04,560 I'll be waiting. 1952 01:56:04,840 --> 01:56:06,160 Boko do sanke ma. 1953 01:56:06,320 --> 01:56:08,000 Seven seconds away. 1954 01:56:09,000 --> 01:56:10,060 Boxes of cobra toxin. 1955 01:56:10,120 --> 01:56:11,140 Thank you very much, man. 1956 01:56:11,640 --> 01:56:13,960 You say the speed run is moving at an extreme pace. 1957 01:56:14,020 --> 01:56:14,460 Well, it is. 1958 01:56:15,600 --> 01:56:18,360 We might actually get down to the, uh... 1959 01:56:18,360 --> 01:56:21,980 To the lab before 20... 1960 01:56:21,980 --> 01:56:23,300 It's about 26 minutes now. 1961 01:56:23,360 --> 01:56:24,360 ... 1962 01:56:24,360 --> 01:56:25,360 ... 1963 01:56:25,360 --> 01:56:48,980 Thanks for joining everyone to the speedrun. Can we put these keys away now? Do we need 1964 01:56:48,980 --> 01:57:12,600 these keys at all? They are a waste of time I think. We will leave the keys out someone said. 1965 01:57:12,600 --> 01:57:23,920 Useless now. Okay. That's added about another fucking 10 seconds. It's not going to really 1966 01:57:23,920 --> 01:57:47,400 break the bank. Fucking half 12. Should we save it? Still on track here in McGowan for the 1967 01:57:47,400 --> 01:57:54,400 world record yeah 1968 01:57:54,400 --> 01:58:24,380 Fatal Deviation Night soon again, yeah. 1969 01:58:24,380 --> 01:58:29,840 That'd be nice. 1970 01:58:29,840 --> 01:58:47,340 Thanks, Kian McCarroll. I hope you're okay. 1971 01:58:47,340 --> 01:59:06,800 No, down here. Definitely not Sean, Resident Evil 2 Remake. I've still to play Claire Redfield's second, the Scenario B. 1972 01:59:06,800 --> 01:59:11,500 Oh. Get ready for some blast. 1973 01:59:11,500 --> 01:59:19,820 Fuck! Ah! 1974 01:59:19,820 --> 01:59:47,900 Now we can take the battery out to this place. Hopefully we don't need the crank as well. 1975 01:59:47,900 --> 01:59:57,620 we can combine the red with the green we have in the pocket it's a bit of saffron you mix the 1976 01:59:57,620 --> 02:00:16,480 saffron up then with the amnesia haze yeah do you need the crank you do Josh we'll go and get the 1977 02:00:16,480 --> 02:00:26,080 crank we better not need the crank and you were just lying to me I don't know how that sentence 1978 02:00:26,080 --> 02:00:34,940 makes sense we better not not need the crank because there's really nothing I can do Josh 1979 02:00:34,940 --> 02:00:45,060 Josh to the smith everybody is telling me to go back to crank so if we do if we don't need the crank it's 1980 02:00:45,060 --> 02:00:54,660 his fault 1981 02:00:54,660 --> 02:01:04,260 you ever see people eat the whole apple the core and 1982 02:01:04,260 --> 02:01:26,260 Did you ever see people eat the whole apple? The corn? There's something not right about that. No. Crank. 1983 02:01:26,260 --> 02:01:48,380 Scott Fenner, how are you? 1984 02:01:48,380 --> 02:01:48,440 Yeah. 1985 02:01:52,540 --> 02:01:54,240 Thank you very much, Scott Fenner. 1986 02:01:54,900 --> 02:01:55,960 Thank you very much. 1987 02:01:55,960 --> 02:01:56,960 Thank you very much. 1988 02:02:03,960 --> 02:02:06,780 Those dogs need to be fucking brought inside. 1989 02:02:07,160 --> 02:02:07,860 Give them a treat. 1990 02:02:12,320 --> 02:02:13,480 Fenner's after you. 1991 02:02:13,480 --> 02:02:36,260 Nope. 1992 02:02:36,260 --> 02:02:57,840 Fucking hell, Tony DiRigo, how are you? 1993 02:02:57,840 --> 02:02:58,840 Legend. 1994 02:02:58,840 --> 02:02:59,840 Square hole. 1995 02:02:59,840 --> 02:03:04,840 Have we used the crank? 1996 02:03:04,840 --> 02:03:05,840 Square hole. 1997 02:03:05,840 --> 02:03:06,840 Have we used the crank? 1998 02:03:06,840 --> 02:03:11,840 I thought we used it already. 1999 02:03:11,840 --> 02:03:13,660 Thank you very much, Tony DiRigo. 2000 02:03:13,660 --> 02:03:14,660 Hope you're well. 2001 02:03:14,660 --> 02:03:22,660 Thanks for all the games that you played for Leeds and did well. 2002 02:03:22,660 --> 02:03:23,660 Tony DiRigo. 2003 02:03:23,660 --> 02:03:23,660 There was no need for that. 2004 02:03:23,660 --> 02:03:23,660 There was no need for that. 2005 02:03:23,660 --> 02:03:23,660 There was no need for that. 2006 02:03:23,660 --> 02:03:23,660 Fucking crank this up. 2007 02:03:23,660 --> 02:03:23,660 I wonder, Josh Smith, now, were you talking shite? 2008 02:03:23,660 --> 02:03:24,660 Because we already used it. 2009 02:03:24,660 --> 02:03:24,660 We don't need it now. 2010 02:03:24,660 --> 02:03:25,660 We don't need it now. 2011 02:03:25,660 --> 02:03:26,660 I wonder, Josh Smith, now, were you talking shite? 2012 02:03:26,660 --> 02:03:51,100 That wasn't, there was no need for that. There was no need for that. I'll fucking crank this up. I wonder Josh Smith now, were you talking shite? Because we already used it. We don't need it now. 2013 02:03:55,660 --> 02:04:02,660 Speedrun though. Welcome to the speedrun everybody. 2014 02:04:24,660 --> 02:04:37,660 You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. 2015 02:04:37,660 --> 02:04:44,660 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 2016 02:04:44,660 --> 02:04:50,660 What? 2017 02:04:57,660 --> 02:05:10,660 The game is moving at pace now guys. Bit of a fucking lull there but now it's moving at pace. And we also have the speedrun still to... 2018 02:05:10,660 --> 02:05:17,660 Don't upset with me all the time. We're still doing a speedrun. 2019 02:05:25,660 --> 02:05:27,660 Now we use the crank you say. 2020 02:05:35,660 --> 02:05:38,660 You mean we go out here... 2021 02:05:38,660 --> 02:05:40,660 Then we use the crank. 2022 02:05:43,660 --> 02:05:44,660 Josh Smith. 2023 02:05:44,660 --> 02:05:44,660 Josh Smith. 2024 02:05:44,660 --> 02:05:50,660 I really like the sound of that gate. 2025 02:05:50,660 --> 02:06:07,340 *Bell rings* 2026 02:06:07,340 --> 02:06:12,460 SpaceX ever send their lads after me? No. 2027 02:06:12,460 --> 02:06:15,020 Fished. 2028 02:06:15,020 --> 02:06:38,260 Schindler's fished. Herb Valentine is gonna be the new name actually. 2029 02:06:38,260 --> 02:07:06,940 *Bell rings* Okay, so apparently Josh- Josh Smith wasn't blowing shite. *Bell rings* Now, what's this? Where are we going now? 2030 02:07:06,940 --> 02:07:35,620 *Bell rings* Oh! Oh, Jill! What good timing! A moment ago I heard someone's voice coming from this hole. Let's go together since it's dark and we can't see very well. 2031 02:07:35,620 --> 02:07:38,780 Yeah. 2032 02:08:00,660 --> 02:08:03,520 Do I choose him to go first or not? 2033 02:08:03,520 --> 02:08:13,300 This is a speedrun guys. 2034 02:08:14,300 --> 02:08:16,460 World record attempt speedrun. 2035 02:08:16,460 --> 02:08:23,800 Oh yes please. 2036 02:08:23,800 --> 02:08:25,180 I'm a little nervous. 2037 02:08:25,180 --> 02:08:26,240 I understand. 2038 02:08:27,380 --> 02:08:29,720 It may be more dangerous if you come behind me. 2039 02:08:30,300 --> 02:08:30,840 Be careful. 2040 02:08:38,240 --> 02:08:39,680 This is a speedrun guys. 2041 02:08:40,240 --> 02:08:41,180 Oh fuck. 2042 02:08:41,880 --> 02:08:42,740 He's fucked already. 2043 02:09:00,020 --> 02:09:00,860 Oh god. 2044 02:09:04,860 --> 02:09:07,660 Great graphics. 2045 02:09:17,660 --> 02:09:19,040 The graphics are amazing. 2046 02:09:19,880 --> 02:09:20,740 They haven't aged. 2047 02:09:21,920 --> 02:09:24,920 They've probably aged about a day since they came out. 2048 02:09:25,920 --> 02:09:26,480 And I... 2049 02:09:26,480 --> 02:09:28,780 Maybe not even a day. 2050 02:09:28,860 --> 02:09:29,980 I'd say about 18 hours. 2051 02:09:31,040 --> 02:09:32,140 It's a power generator. 2052 02:09:32,420 --> 02:09:33,920 But it does not seem to work. 2053 02:09:35,700 --> 02:09:36,980 It's a speedrun guys. 2054 02:09:38,920 --> 02:09:44,440 There's some fucking... explosive shells. 2055 02:10:07,400 --> 02:10:09,400 Speedrun. 2056 02:10:18,920 --> 02:10:19,400 Uh-oh. 2057 02:10:35,880 --> 02:10:37,880 Enrico! 2058 02:10:37,880 --> 02:10:43,880 So, Barry and Jill together. 2059 02:10:43,880 --> 02:10:47,880 Are you all right, Enrico? 2060 02:10:47,880 --> 02:10:49,880 Enrico! 2061 02:10:49,880 --> 02:10:49,880 Enrico! 2062 02:10:49,880 --> 02:10:53,880 Enrico! 2063 02:10:53,880 --> 02:10:55,880 Oh, you're a traitor. 2064 02:10:55,880 --> 02:10:59,880 Everything was plotted from the start by Umbrella. 2065 02:10:59,880 --> 02:10:59,880 Ha! 2066 02:10:59,880 --> 02:11:01,880 Oh, what? 2067 02:11:07,880 --> 02:11:09,880 Enrico! 2068 02:11:09,880 --> 02:11:11,880 What? 2069 02:11:11,880 --> 02:11:15,880 Enrico, man. 2070 02:11:15,880 --> 02:11:17,880 What? 2071 02:11:17,880 --> 02:11:19,880 Enrico, man. 2072 02:11:19,880 --> 02:11:21,880 Are you all right? 2073 02:11:21,880 --> 02:11:23,880 Oh, you're all right. 2074 02:11:23,880 --> 02:11:23,880 Oh, you're all right. 2075 02:11:23,880 --> 02:11:25,880 Oh, you're all right. 2076 02:11:29,880 --> 02:11:31,880 Oh, you're all right. 2077 02:11:31,880 --> 02:11:33,880 Oh, you're all right. 2078 02:11:33,880 --> 02:12:00,020 holding something. Barry is investigating. And there's a crank and it's sparkly. They're mad for 2079 02:12:00,020 --> 02:12:27,980 the crank. We've got a second crank guys. It's the second crank. We're double cranking tonight. Oh. I think it's... 2080 02:12:28,160 --> 02:12:35,160 Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 2081 02:12:43,060 --> 02:12:43,960 There's another one. 2082 02:12:48,660 --> 02:12:50,080 It's a speed run, guys. 2083 02:12:51,660 --> 02:12:53,060 Welcome to the speed. Oh! 2084 02:12:56,140 --> 02:12:57,260 No, you don't. 2085 02:12:57,260 --> 02:13:00,680 Tony DiRigo there. 2086 02:13:01,520 --> 02:13:03,380 Trying to get me on the fucking slip side. 2087 02:13:05,800 --> 02:13:07,860 Listening to fucking Slipknot. 2088 02:13:09,140 --> 02:13:10,620 Wait and bleed. 2089 02:13:20,220 --> 02:13:21,020 Fuck. 2090 02:13:21,020 --> 02:13:23,020 *Gunshot* 2091 02:13:23,020 --> 02:13:24,020 *Gunshot* 2092 02:13:24,020 --> 02:13:25,020 *Gunshot* 2093 02:13:25,020 --> 02:13:26,020 *Gunshot* 2094 02:13:26,020 --> 02:13:28,020 *Gunshot* 2095 02:13:28,020 --> 02:13:58,000 I'm sorry. 2096 02:13:58,000 --> 02:14:11,000 Kind of links there on the fucking thing. This is a speedrun guys. What we'll do is we'll take the herb. 2097 02:14:11,000 --> 02:14:13,000 What? 2098 02:14:18,000 --> 02:14:19,000 What? 2099 02:14:36,000 --> 02:14:39,000 Thank you very much anguish panda. Thank you very much. 2100 02:14:39,000 --> 02:14:40,000 Appreciate it. 2101 02:14:41,000 --> 02:14:43,000 Where the fuck do I go now? 2102 02:14:57,000 --> 02:14:59,000 Oh, for fuck's sake. 2103 02:15:04,000 --> 02:15:05,000 Oh, yes. 2104 02:15:26,000 --> 02:15:28,000 This is a speedrun guys. 2105 02:15:37,000 --> 02:15:44,000 We're on about 28 minutes and 39 seconds as we speak. Could go one way or could go the other. We're not sure. 2106 02:15:45,000 --> 02:15:46,000 But it's looking good. 2107 02:15:46,000 --> 02:15:53,000 It's definitely Guinness territory. Barry's gone now. 2108 02:15:54,000 --> 02:15:56,000 *BOOM* 2109 02:16:07,520 --> 02:16:09,520 It's picking up pace. 2110 02:16:09,520 --> 02:16:13,520 *BOOM* 2111 02:16:13,520 --> 02:16:15,520 *BOOM* 2112 02:16:15,520 --> 02:16:17,520 *BOOM* 2113 02:16:17,520 --> 02:16:19,520 *BOOM* 2114 02:16:19,520 --> 02:16:21,520 *BOOM* 2115 02:16:21,520 --> 02:16:23,520 *BOOM* 2116 02:16:23,520 --> 02:16:25,520 *BOOM* 2117 02:16:25,520 --> 02:16:27,520 *BOOM* 2118 02:16:27,520 --> 02:16:29,520 *BOOM* 2119 02:16:29,520 --> 02:16:31,520 Sorry Snake, thanks very much. 2120 02:16:31,520 --> 02:16:33,520 *BOOM* 2121 02:16:33,520 --> 02:16:35,520 Thank you very much. 2122 02:16:35,520 --> 02:16:37,520 Liking the late night streams, but missing the day ones. 2123 02:16:37,520 --> 02:16:43,520 Hope you're well. Yeah, I'd like to get some day ones in as well. 2124 02:16:43,520 --> 02:16:45,520 *BOOM* 2125 02:16:45,520 --> 02:16:47,520 *BOOM* 2126 02:16:47,520 --> 02:16:49,520 *BOOM* 2127 02:16:49,520 --> 02:16:51,520 Hopefully soon enough. Thank you very much though. 2128 02:16:51,520 --> 02:16:53,520 Appreciate it. Very kindly. 2129 02:16:53,520 --> 02:16:55,520 There's a typewriter now. 2130 02:16:55,520 --> 02:16:57,520 *BOOM* 2131 02:16:57,520 --> 02:16:59,520 There is a place for the crank. 2132 02:16:59,520 --> 02:17:01,520 Hexagonal. 2133 02:17:01,520 --> 02:17:03,520 *BOOM* 2134 02:17:03,520 --> 02:17:05,520 *BOOM* 2135 02:17:05,520 --> 02:17:19,680 Hex crank. 2136 02:17:19,680 --> 02:17:49,660 Hex crank. 2137 02:17:49,660 --> 02:17:55,540 You gotta do that while that's happening to get the 5 minute bonus at the end. 2138 02:17:56,540 --> 02:18:00,140 The game had sensors built in to see whether or not you were fucking doing that. 2139 02:18:01,100 --> 02:18:03,780 It's an old typewriter. If I had an ink ribbon I could save it. 2140 02:18:04,020 --> 02:18:04,760 Did they not give you one? 2141 02:18:06,680 --> 02:18:07,040 Tycons. 2142 02:18:07,040 --> 02:18:27,040 *BOOM* 2143 02:18:27,040 --> 02:18:29,040 *BOOM* 2144 02:18:29,040 --> 02:18:31,040 *BOOM* 2145 02:18:31,040 --> 02:18:39,040 *BOOM* 2146 02:18:39,040 --> 02:18:41,040 What the fuck is that? 2147 02:18:41,040 --> 02:18:43,040 *GASP* 2148 02:18:43,040 --> 02:18:45,040 *GASP* 2149 02:18:45,040 --> 02:18:47,040 *GASP* 2150 02:18:47,040 --> 02:18:49,040 OH NO! 2151 02:18:49,040 --> 02:18:51,040 NOOOOO! 2152 02:18:51,040 --> 02:18:53,040 Chill! 2153 02:18:53,040 --> 02:18:55,040 *GASP* 2154 02:18:55,040 --> 02:18:57,040 *GASP* 2155 02:18:57,040 --> 02:18:59,040 *GASP* 2156 02:18:59,040 --> 02:19:29,020 Oh, my God. 2157 02:19:29,020 --> 02:19:40,140 Well, that concludes tonight's Resident Evil stream, the speedrun. 2158 02:19:41,140 --> 02:19:43,260 Unfortunately, we came to a bit of a sticky end there. 2159 02:19:43,380 --> 02:19:44,360 It's a sticky situation. 2160 02:19:45,980 --> 02:19:49,560 But thanks very much, everybody, for joining us at the speedrun. 2161 02:19:50,640 --> 02:19:51,240 There's night. 2162 02:19:51,320 --> 02:19:54,020 Hopefully, we might be able to get this fucking done and dusted tomorrow. 2163 02:19:54,660 --> 02:19:56,180 Head is absolutely wrecked with it. 2164 02:19:56,180 --> 02:20:03,320 And speedrun, we might get it done tomorrow, an hour and 15 minutes. 2165 02:20:13,940 --> 02:20:15,260 Thank you very much, Anonymous. 2166 02:20:15,660 --> 02:20:22,040 Had a dream where I was representing Earth in this intergalactic Olympic-style sports competition, 2167 02:20:22,220 --> 02:20:23,320 and you were the team coach. 2168 02:20:23,700 --> 02:20:29,340 I was trying to pitch our team's tent, and you were getting thick for not putting the pegs in wrong, 2169 02:20:29,980 --> 02:20:31,240 or for putting the pegs in wrong. 2170 02:20:31,520 --> 02:20:32,460 Just wanted to say sorry. 2171 02:20:32,540 --> 02:20:33,100 It's okay, man. 2172 02:20:33,560 --> 02:20:36,160 I forgive you, and all the best. 2173 02:20:36,500 --> 02:20:37,940 Hopefully, we go on to win. 2174 02:20:42,180 --> 02:20:43,420 Thanks very much, everyone. 2175 02:20:43,620 --> 02:20:44,520 It's been a nice night. 2176 02:20:45,880 --> 02:20:48,480 I hope you have a nice Wednesday morning. 2177 02:20:48,640 --> 02:20:50,760 Get some rest now, because it's going to be fucking... 2178 02:20:50,760 --> 02:20:56,820 Only a few hours that you can sleep it until the clock and the alarm bells start ringing, like, you know? 2179 02:20:56,820 --> 02:21:05,520 Good night and God bless. 2180 02:21:05,860 --> 02:21:06,960 Don't smoke cess. 2181 02:21:07,640 --> 02:21:09,960 Because it's known to give the brother brain damage. 2182 02:21:10,200 --> 02:21:12,880 And brain damage on the mic don't manage nothing. 2183 02:21:13,140 --> 02:21:14,980 Except making a sucker a new equal. 2184 02:21:15,200 --> 02:21:16,640 Don't be another sequel. 2185 02:21:16,920 --> 02:21:17,900 Express yourself. 2186 02:21:19,640 --> 02:21:20,720 Express yourself. 2187 02:21:22,260 --> 02:21:23,380 Express yourself. 2188 02:21:23,380 --> 02:21:23,460 Express yourself. 2189 02:21:23,460 --> 02:21:25,020 Express yourself. 2190 02:21:29,100 --> 02:21:31,160 Come back next time for the speed run. 2191 02:21:32,040 --> 02:21:33,880 We're going to do the game of the bum. 2192 02:21:36,400 --> 02:21:37,480 Fully consensual. 2193 02:21:37,640 --> 02:21:38,360 Don't worry about it. 2194 02:21:38,380 --> 02:21:39,840 Everything's going to be all above board. 2195 02:21:40,160 --> 02:21:41,920 We're going to do it in an hour and one minute. 2196 02:21:42,040 --> 02:21:43,340 One hour and 15 minutes. 2197 02:21:45,240 --> 02:21:46,840 You got to be in it to win it. 2198 02:21:46,840 --> 02:21:54,520 Good night. 2199 02:21:54,860 --> 02:21:55,580 Sleep tight. 2200 02:21:56,420 --> 02:21:58,480 I hope the bedbugs don't bite. 2201 02:21:59,780 --> 02:22:00,940 And if they do, 2202 02:22:01,640 --> 02:22:02,900 whip out the nine. 2203 02:22:03,600 --> 02:22:05,840 Pull the trigger and everything will be fine. 2204 02:22:05,980 --> 02:22:08,940 Blast those bedbugs' heads into the next oblivion. 2205 02:22:15,360 --> 02:22:28,220 You hammered your mother. 2206 02:22:28,220 --> 02:22:30,420 You hammered your mother. 2207 02:22:31,180 --> 02:22:32,260 You hammered your mother. 2208 02:22:32,260 --> 02:22:44,140 Good night and God bless. 2209 02:22:45,940 --> 02:22:46,800 See you later, everyone. 2210 02:22:46,900 --> 02:22:47,500 Thank you very much.