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Well, well, well. Welcome to the speedrun. This is Jill Higgins.

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Jill Higgins speedrun. My name is Barry Valentine and welcome very much to Resident Higgins, the game which was created in 1996 by Japanese man Francis...Franciskayama Higinawa and he was born on the island of Akl and he flew over then to Okinawa. Okinawa Island, of course, which is home to some of the great games.

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game makers and sword makers of our age. Then we got a phone call then from Hong Kong and they said would you come over for a session. So we did. Ryanair. All the way over to Kowloon. The plane nearly fucking took the buildings down outside there. But we did what we could and we worked in the dark and we gave what we had. And in the end we ended up making something absolutely beautiful which was free phone.

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form Japanese survival horror much in the same way that you will have seen in the games Resident Evil but I'd like to think that we inspired them with our resident Higgins. Welcome very much everybody to the stream brought to you of course by Egg Pudding and Beans.

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Egg and pudding and beans.

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Egg and pudding and beans.

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Egg and pudding and beans.

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Kristen Reid.

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The Reidster.

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Welcome.

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Read all about it.

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Kristen's in the house.

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Smell my fist.

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Now we got fucking iced yesterday evening so we have to start off back in the save room of Jesus times.

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Don't worry about that.

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We're well tooled up and we're ready for mercy.

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Although whether or not I'm going to show any mercy to any of the bastards that come my way is another issue entirely.

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Now the best way to do a speed run is to listen to jazz from 40, 50, 60 years ago.

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70 years ago.

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It really gets you in the mood.

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Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

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Thank you very much Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

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Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

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You're a fucking legend.

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Thank you very much.

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I don't want to swear all the time so I'm going to try and keep a lid on the language.

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Crank.

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We need to stick a fucking crank in there.

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Oh you're creepy.

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I'm after buying some new clobber.

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Round up the boys to come pointin'.

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I want the whole town to see me.

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Stalin Murphy is after you.

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Thank you very much.

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It's mad they got jazz for the stars in unit.

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Playing in the house.

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It's nice of them although.

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I will give them that.

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Jill the Hedgehog speed run.

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Well done there.

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Thank you very much Boxes of Cobra Toxin and Stalin Murphy.

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He was just winding up for a slash.

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I'm not on about a piss.

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His claws are like fucking razor blades.

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Sure he's sponsored by Gillette.

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Did you see Gillette are after sponsoring the fucking monsters from Resident Evil 2.

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The ones that are in the house the second time you go in.

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Imagine if there was a mod and you could get the little hunters to wear a jersey that just said Gillette on it.

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And then their name on the back just said Slimer.

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Slimer 69.

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Anaconda G.

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Thank you very much.

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Clearly you can't pass the ball.

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Clearly you can't pass the ball.

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Thank you very much Anaconda G.

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Appreciate us.

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All the way from Raccoon City.

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I'll be waiting.

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Yes sim card.

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Yes sim card. Thanks very much for the sim card.

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Appreciate it man. Hopefully you're keeping well hey. Cheers.

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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Bukudu sanki man.

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Speedrun guys, I don't know if you've ever tuned in before this is speedrun. We do this every night. We complete the game in under one hour and fifteen minutes. Tonight is no exception.

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We've got to this point now. It's been about ten minutes. The stream cut out so we had to keep going with the game. But we had to stop OBS and then start streaming again. Which is why it looks like we've only been streaming for nine minutes. We've actually been streaming for 19 or 11 minutes or however long I told you in the first place that it's been.

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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Yeah, Jonathan McCorkle, how are ya? It's a segmented run. Thanks very much you say fair play. That's great. It's great to have your support and...

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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*Bukudu sanki man*

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So what we do is we make sure we release the water.

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I just want to say to all the haters out there as well who are hating on the speedrun.

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It's not my fault I'm so fast.

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Maybe it's your fault you're so slow.

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Now so we drain the water that we just put in there because it's true that if you do fill it with water even when you're not meant to when you're on a speedrun it'll give you an extra five seconds no harm bonus.

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Just after and these snakes won't be able to get you.

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They'll hiss.

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Oh they'll hiss.

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No hiss in there.

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They'll hiss but they'll miss.

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And this is a no deaths or herbs speedrun.

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Don't expect any help.

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This is a strictly black ops mission.

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No official government support.

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All weapons and ammo are US OSP.

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On site procurement.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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Oh yeah we do.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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I wonder if we go up there.

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Through the gate.

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Turn left or a gauche as they say in France.

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Then stick your square hold crank inside the square slot.

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And twist that baby all night.

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Until the water comes back into the water pool.

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Adjacent to the shed in Gareth House.

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Albo, Welshgan, how are you?

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Lovely gate sound there.

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Great foley work in this game.

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Japanese foley work.

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And then what you do is once you've got that.

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You have to head back into the house.

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Through the shed.

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And go back to the save route.

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Okay.

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No, the boulder didn't affect the speed run last night.

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All the boulder did was just cramp style and hamper expectations.

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But there's nothing wrong with doing the segmented run just because OBS.

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That actually didn't happen last night.

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The boulder thing was a glitch.

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Also, I rang up Capcom there last night to ask them about the director's cut of Resident Evil.

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I said, I simply said to them Capcom.

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I mean, I'm in charge of a stream here.

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I have people waiting on a speed run and this boulder malarkey was...

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I didn't see that happen the last time I played, years ago.

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And they said, what are you on about?

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I said, the fucking game.

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Resident Evil 1 from 1996.

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The 1998 re-release.

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The director's cut.

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Do you know what I'm talking about?

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And I must have got some intern or something.

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They didn't really understand.

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They'd heard of the game.

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They'd never played it.

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Might give them a ring back later.

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Give them a piece of my mind if something doesn't go right here.

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Now we'll stick the ink ribbon in here and then we'll be free to save it once we get down to the depths of beyond with Barry Burton.

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This is a speed run guys.

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If you've just joined us, thanks very much.

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Welcome to speed run Resident Evil Jill.

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One hour, 14 minutes.

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No deaths or herbs.

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And then stay away from me.

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That's directed.

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That last little bit is directed at all the haters out there.

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You know, don't hate the player, hate the game.

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Bag of boxes.

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There's no saves in speed runs.

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I understand bag.

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Have you seen me save it yet?

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Didn't think so.

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Bag of boxes, there's no saves in speedruns, I understand bag. Have you seen me save it yet? Didn't think so.

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Great foley work on the dog there.

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The pace of play is mesmerising, thanks Pratt. I like to think gaming, you can play, there's, there are video games as an art form and they're played so well it's like an art. And that's basically what you're witnessing now, right here.

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Now.

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What should we do this fucking bit first?

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Barry Burton.

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Barry Burton.

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Oh, Jill. What good timing. A moment ago I heard someone's voice coming from this hole. Let's go together since it's dark and we can't see very well.

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Barry's talking out of his hole, that's what I would have said to him had I been there.

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Okay, let's go. Okay, then I'm gonna cover you. Let's hurry.

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Hey, are you alright? I can go first if you want me to.

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Uh, yeah, go first. Oh yes please, I'm a little nervous. I understand. It may be more dangerous if you come behind me. Be careful.

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Barry's been on the beef 15 cattle feed. That Barry Burton eats cattle feed cattle nuts. Drenched.

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Barry?

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Drenched in ice cold milk every morning. Beef 15.

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He actually eats Hills dog food. Cause he's got to manage his weight. Is it this way he was? I think it was. He eats pure in a pet food. Oh man. Last night the voice acting in this last night made me laugh so much. Wait until you see this. And some people were saying it sounded like Jordan Peterson.

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Peef is that Jill? Is that voice on Rico's? Yeah? You're alive. Wait there. Are you with anybody, Jill? What? What? Oh no, I'm alone. But why are you asking? Listen, the stars are going to be finished soon. Someone is a traitor.

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Everything was plotted from the start by Umbrella.

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You hammered your mother.

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Enrico!

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I love women.

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Who killed him, I wonder?

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You hammered your mother.

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Doesn't Barry, is Barry not here, is he?

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He couldn't have moved because of this injury.

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He's holding something.

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Hang on, Barry was here last night, wasn't it?

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Or wasn't he?

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Wasn't that the crack last night?

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Barry was here.

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Blowing chunks.

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Blowing chunks.

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Oh, for fuck.

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I have to pick up this fucking crank.

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Now what do I do?

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This is a speedrun, guys.

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Welcome to the speedrun.

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Oh, no.

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No.

249
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:47,120
No.

250
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:47,200
No.

251
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:56,160
What you want to do is leave that crank there in the speedrun because you get back to it and it's actually...

252
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,380
Oh, God.

253
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:04,680
That's actually a time crank.

254
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,500
And what that does is if you pick it up early in the game, you lose five minutes off the speed.

255
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:13,560
Get up!

256
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,900
Jesus, cunt's got...

257
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:26,740
Yeah, you want to...

258
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:31,600
You want to pretty much leave the time crank until the very last moment that you can actually get it.

259
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,920
Because if you take it too early, then you get cranked.

260
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,160
Fucker had form.

261
00:21:44,160 --> 00:22:07,340
What the fuck is this?

262
00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:11,100
You hammered your power generator.

263
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:12,420
Fuck.

264
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:15,500
This is different to last night.

265
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,000
The lonely donkus.

266
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,920
Thank you very much, lonely donkus.

267
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:25,940
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

268
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,280
You hammered your mother.

269
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:36,740
I agree, baby.

270
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,040
I'm after buying some new clobber.

271
00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:39,660
Round up the boys to come piting.

272
00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:41,440
I want the whole town to see me.

273
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,380
Faith Johnson in the house.

274
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:44,640
What's the story?

275
00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:46,540
Morning glory.

276
00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:47,880
Any crack?

277
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:48,880
Rouse, rouse.

278
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:49,980
I think that's German.

279
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,140
For just move faster.

280
00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:52,940
Or get out.

281
00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:54,640
But we're not German.

282
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,200
We're not speaking C-Deutsch.

283
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,820
Seven seconds away.

284
00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,280
I'll be waiting.

285
00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:00,640
We're speaking Schneeg.

286
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:02,300
It's a pure Schneeg language.

287
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:02,620
Seven seconds away.

288
00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:04,280
See McGinty.

289
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,540
See Macinty.

290
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,860
Can you give Yurtie Donnelly an old shout out for his birthday?

291
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,980
He's heading for some pitch and pints.

292
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,200
Happy birthday to you.

293
00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:16,820
Happy birthday to you.

294
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:19,800
Happy birthday, Yurtie Donnelly.

295
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,020
Happy birthday to you.

296
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,300
Uh, uh.

297
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:25,940
Faith Johnson Lonely Donkis.

298
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,280
Thanks very much for the two euro.

299
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,980
Gonna go down the shop, man.

300
00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:32,040
And buy a yo-yo.

301
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:33,520
Yeah, they still sell them.

302
00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:35,560
Apparently you can spin them with your fingers.

303
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,580
You can walk the dog and do the carousel.

304
00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:40,380
And then you can singa.

305
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:46,640
This is a speedrun rap.

306
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,260
None of your fancy crap.

307
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,660
What kind of shit is that?

308
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,480
Don't come at me on the speedrun, alright?

309
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,700
I give Capcom a piece of my mind last night.

310
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,440
Japanese man over in Tokyo.

311
00:23:57,900 --> 00:24:00,860
Didn't know what kind of language I was speaking though.

312
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,560
So he said, hang up the phone.

313
00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:03,800
In Japanese.

314
00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:05,220
But I didn't understand.

315
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:06,780
Are you creepy?

316
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:08,180
I'm after buying some new clobber.

317
00:24:08,420 --> 00:24:09,820
Round up the boys to come pitting.

318
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,560
I want the whole town to see me.

319
00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:17,520
Armando Wudu, you're my favorite pigeon.

320
00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:19,720
How are you keeping skin?

321
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:25,500
Any chance of some mid-afternoon streams to keep brain slugs sane during working hours?

322
00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:28,400
Chaps losing his marbles having to do some actual work.

323
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,060
I'd love to do some Wudu.

324
00:24:30,540 --> 00:24:31,600
But the late night one.

325
00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:33,080
Oh, the late night.

326
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:33,780
Listen to that, man.

327
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:36,260
Yeah.

328
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,080
Yeah.

329
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,560
I'd love to do some daytime streams.

330
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,580
I'd love to do some daytime streams.

331
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,280
But I'm keeping awake all night.

332
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,500
And I can't get up in the morning.

333
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,040
When I used to do, I'm yawning.

334
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:57,040
Every time I go to play the games during the day in July.

335
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,440
The sun starts to shine.

336
00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:02,580
And I start to cry and ask myself why I'm indoors.

337
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,760
Not getting that vitamin D inside myself.

338
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,660
Wait until the winter though.

339
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,580
You won't be able to escape the flow.

340
00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:12,720
Because I'll have the vitamin D deficiency.

341
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,160
Playing on my fucking PlayStation 3.

342
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:18,760
Games from 1993 and 6 is in the mix.

343
00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:24,080
Eat a Twix for yourself.

344
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,260
I left one on the shelf for you last night.

345
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,600
It was still there this morning.

346
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:32,080
Are you alright?

347
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,500
It's not like you to ignore your chocolate.

348
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,760
Eat three bars a day.

349
00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:38,360
And keep the doctor away.

350
00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:43,040
Jimmy Jesus Jimmy bars.

351
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,040
What's the story bud?

352
00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:45,860
Very nice to see you in the chat.

353
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,580
In my hood.

354
00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:50,800
Hope you got an okay when you came over to stay.

355
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,040
And you and the rest of the crew.

356
00:25:53,780 --> 00:25:54,640
The Kowloon boys.

357
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,700
I'm looking out at you.

358
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,360
Remembering when the days were so nice.

359
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,480
Playing those Shenmue forklift dreams.

360
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,160
Once, twice, thrice a day.

361
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,620
Those were the fucking real.

362
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:06,800
Real hours.

363
00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:09,200
Right now though it's speedrun time.

364
00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:12,800
End of the beat and all.

365
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:31,260
The Resident Evil fucking clown music.

366
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,860
Impede on that legit beat.

367
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,160
Nikola Jankovic.

368
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:39,920
Thank you very much.

369
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,900
Good luck rhyming something with Nikola and Jankovic.

370
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,300
I will in the next one.

371
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:55,380
I will buy some new clobber.

372
00:26:55,620 --> 00:26:57,020
Round up the boys to come pointing.

373
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,740
I want the whole town to see me.

374
00:26:58,860 --> 00:26:59,420
Pickled onions.

375
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,840
Wallace is freeing Assange out of Europe.

376
00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:03,320
Out in Europe.

377
00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:03,860
Is he fuck?

378
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,140
Oh, he's wearing a t-shirt.

379
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,160
That's not going to do anything.

380
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:09,680
Oh no.

381
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,220
You don't want to hear that click.

382
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:15,680
I can't find that.

383
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,460
Oh, we've actually.

384
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,420
This has worked out okay now.

385
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,600
Because we don't have to go all the way back to typewriter.

386
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:22,400
Nice.

387
00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:24,020
See you later, dickhead.

388
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:38,980
legit speedrun

389
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:48,260
welcome to the speedrun everyone this is a

390
00:27:48,260 --> 00:28:15,360
legitimate speedrun sponsored by Nikola Jankovic and pickled onions two of the most legit speedrunners out there legit no notification from wobble wobble wobble wobble wrong way to go

391
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:36,360
maybe you need to ring that bell or something hang on that's where we came in then I went this way you go up there pick up the crank

392
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:54,360
no one got a f*cking notification no insane

393
00:28:54,360 --> 00:29:18,360
how he annoys us yeah we're still on track for the record no slip ups as of yet

394
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:28,360
how come some people get them and other people don't

395
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:32,360
notifications

396
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:44,360
subscribed subscribed and belled

397
00:29:44,360 --> 00:30:08,360
oh my god I might as well take the f*cking bazooka joes come back for the f*cking type for the first aids brie this is a speedrun so the power generator doesn't work and if you pick up these explosive rounds stick them in a little box there

398
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:15,360
little box there

399
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

400
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

401
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:19,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

402
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

403
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

404
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:22,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

405
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

406
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

407
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

408
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

409
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

410
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

411
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

412
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

413
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:30,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

414
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

415
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

416
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

417
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

418
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

419
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

420
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

421
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

422
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

423
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

424
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

425
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

426
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

427
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

428
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

429
00:30:46,360 --> 00:31:01,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

430
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

431
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

432
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

433
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

434
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

435
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,360
little box there's a lot of people get them out there

436
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,360
our Francis who are in Viper

437
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,360
what happened?

438
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,360
Barry's fucked

439
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:25,360
I'm really embarrassed

440
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,360
I was clumsy

441
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,360
you don't have to talk

442
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,360
I'm going to give you first aid

443
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,360
maybe

444
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,360
my time's come

445
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,360
Jill

446
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,360
take this

447
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,360
all of you

448
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,360
I've been cheating on you

449
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,360
I've been cheating on you

450
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,360
from the start

451
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,360
if you can forgive me

452
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:53,360
could you please give this to my family

453
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,360
my family

454
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,360
my family

455
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,360
and if you can

456
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,360
please

457
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,360
try

458
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,360
to protect them

459
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:05,360
what do you mean by that Barry?

460
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,360
don't give up

461
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:21,680
Jill, be careful of that guy. Please, stay alive.

462
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:40,960
Barry's picture. Ah, he had a family and everything. A wife and two kids.

463
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:09,280
Rest in pieces. Goodnight and God bless.

464
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,280
You're fucked!

465
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:28,000
Goodnight and God bless.

466
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:46,080
You're fucked!

467
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:53,360
Goodnight and God bless.

468
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,360
Rest in pieces.

469
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,640
So sad about Barry, isn't it?

470
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,640
Barry's picture. Something is written on the back of the picture.

471
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:11,920
My dearest Moira and Polly, I hope you'll grow up to be strong and beautiful with me

472
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:16,320
and help to cheer up mother. Your father will be watching you all from heaven.

473
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,920
Dad.

474
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:24,720
Barry's picture.ie.

475
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:27,920
Barry's death.ie.

476
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:41,200
Barry's tea.

477
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:50,480
Brought to you by Barry Burton.

478
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,920
The guy from Resident Evil 1 who died.

479
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:54,880
Barry's tea.

480
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:59,200
Barry's tea. No longer supports Greyhound racing.

481
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,200
So you can drink.

482
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:09,200
Every bag tastes even better now that it's not associated with the painful, wrongful deaths of many Greyhounds.

483
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,760
Who couldn't cut the mustard on the track.

484
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,880
We'll override that. That one.

485
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,640
Oh yeah, we'll override that one.

486
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:24,320
The thing with the, uh, last night.

487
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,120
I should've gone first like I did last night.

488
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,080
And Barry wouldn't be dead.

489
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:54,720
Fucking waste of cranks. Cranks are a waste of time.

490
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,040
Barry's death is down to me.

491
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,400
Barry's blood is on your hands.

492
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:12,880
Let's go.

493
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,440
I'm going back here just to get the, the items.

494
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,680
And this is a speed run as well.

495
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,720
Oh, fucking waste of time.

496
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:36,400
Oh, fucking waste of time.

497
00:36:38,000 --> 00:37:07,340
A reading from the Holy Gospel according to Barry.

498
00:37:07,340 --> 00:37:36,680
The game is beginning to pick up pace now. We're down in the dank, dirty basement. Which stinks. Absolutely stinks. Is Instagram still down?

499
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:44,120
Is it? And WhatsApp and all that shite? This isn't down though. Cancel your plans everyone. It's fucking speedrun time.

500
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:51,160
You don't need social media now. What you need is a fucking glass of cold milk.

501
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:58,600
This should be the hex crank. There we go. Hexagonal end on it. Jam that into a hex crank.

502
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:24,580
This should be the hex crank. There we go. Hexagonal end on it. Jam that into a hexagonal shaped hole. And you can crank that baby all night.

503
00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:26,580
*sad music*

504
00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:27,580
*bubble*

505
00:38:27,580 --> 00:38:28,580
*crisp*

506
00:38:28,580 --> 00:38:29,580
*bubble*

507
00:38:29,580 --> 00:38:30,580
*bubble*

508
00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:31,580
*bubble*

509
00:38:31,580 --> 00:38:32,580
*bubble*

510
00:38:32,580 --> 00:38:33,580
*bubble*

511
00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:34,580
*bubble*

512
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,580
WhatsApp is down, yeah? Or it was down.

513
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:37,580
*bubble*

514
00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:38,580
*bubble*

515
00:38:38,580 --> 00:38:39,580
*bubble*

516
00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:40,580
*bubble*

517
00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:43,580
I heard the news WhatsApp was down, alright!

518
00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:44,580
*bubble*

519
00:38:44,580 --> 00:38:45,580
*bubble*

520
00:38:45,580 --> 00:38:46,580
*bubble*

521
00:38:46,580 --> 00:38:47,580
*bubble*

522
00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:48,580
*bubble*

523
00:38:48,580 --> 00:38:49,580
*bubble*

524
00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:50,580
*bubble*

525
00:38:50,580 --> 00:38:51,580
*bubble*

526
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:52,580
*bubble*

527
00:38:52,580 --> 00:39:00,540
Turning in the walls.

528
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:15,640
So this is where we got a bit fucking goose last night.

529
00:39:17,060 --> 00:39:19,380
What I'm going to do is moonwalk up to the rock.

530
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,360
And this is a little speedrun classic.

531
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:25,320
This is what you can do at home if you ever want to ace the game.

532
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:31,060
Watch this.

533
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:33,460
Speed Valentine.

534
00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:49,660
Thank you.

535
00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:51,800
Thank you very much.

536
00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:53,720
I appreciate it.

537
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,080
And there's the victory music.

538
00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:20,700
and enhanced his reputation.

539
00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:27,700
Number two, Frank McCord.

540
00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:32,700
Number two, Frank McCord.

541
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,700
You are a liar.

542
00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:38,700
You are a liar.

543
00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:40,700
You are a liar.

544
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:42,700
You are a liar.

545
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:45,700
You are a liar.

546
00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:47,700
You are a liar.

547
00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:49,700
You are a liar.

548
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:51,700
You are a liar.

549
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:53,700
You are a liar.

550
00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:55,700
You are a liar.

551
00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:57,700
You are a liar.

552
00:40:58,700 --> 00:40:59,700
You are a liar.

553
00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:01,700
You are a liar.

554
00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:03,700
You are a liar.

555
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:06,700
*click*

556
00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:36,680
So, I'm going to go to the next stage.

557
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:37,680
Shreeti.

558
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,440
Good evening, gay.

559
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,040
Good evening, gay.

560
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,460
Pat Cox, MEP here.

561
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,680
Seven seconds away.

562
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,180
I'll be waiting.

563
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,800
Boca do santa, man.

564
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,620
Seven seconds away.

565
00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:03,340
Pat Cox, MEP here.

566
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,520
Amy Cummins, thank you very much.

567
00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:07,840
Tell Jack to have a great day.

568
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,020
Jack, have a fucking great day, man.

569
00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:15,600
But I bet you're not having as good a day as I am now, beating the boulder on the speedrun.

570
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:31,060
Woo!

571
00:42:31,060 --> 00:42:32,060
Woo!

572
00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:49,060
Oh, oh.

573
00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:49,660
Yeah.

574
00:42:50,060 --> 00:42:50,400
Yeah.

575
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,060
Yeah.

576
00:42:53,060 --> 00:42:54,800
Is that a helicopter?

577
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:56,960
Jesus Christ!

578
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,960
*Sings*

579
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,960
*Sings*

580
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,960
*Epic music*

581
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,960
*Epic music*

582
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,960
*Epic music*

583
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:18,960
*In favor of Mr Johnny Hayley*

584
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,960
*Epic music*

585
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,960
*Epic music*

586
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:22,960
*Epic music*

587
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,960
*Epic music*

588
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,960
*Epic music*

589
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,960
*Epic music*

590
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:42,600
In front of Mr. Johnny Hay, he has a chip on his shoulder.

591
00:43:42,740 --> 00:43:43,900
Release the start of baggage chip.

592
00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:52,420
Brainslug, thank you very much.

593
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:53,980
And Amy Cummins.

594
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,040
And Armando Woodoo.

595
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:00,200
Woodoo, Woodoo, Woodoo, We Do, You Do.

596
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:01,580
Woodoo.

597
00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:03,300
I'm talking Woodoo, baby.

598
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,700
That's called the fucking teletermon.

599
00:44:04,700 --> 00:44:06,180
All night, all day.

600
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:07,860
I'm going crazy.

601
00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:11,960
Every time you hit me with that little lazy Woodoo style.

602
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,480
Hong Kong style.

603
00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:15,680
In the house.

604
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:21,920
And yet again, my head on Jill's body feels good.

605
00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:24,800
But we make it to the end, I'm not sure.

606
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,060
We've got Faith and Faith Johnston and I need no more.

607
00:44:28,380 --> 00:44:32,620
Every time Faith Johnston is in the house, I feel really nice and safe and sound.

608
00:44:32,860 --> 00:44:33,980
She says I pray for Barry.

609
00:44:34,060 --> 00:44:35,200
That's very sound of you.

610
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,660
Let me try and think of a rhyme.

611
00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:39,240
And I'll get back to you.

612
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:40,680
One plus one is two.

613
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,080
That's enough for me.

614
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,720
If you get to the next number, that must be three.

615
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:46,740
Got my head on Jill's body.

616
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:47,320
Look at me.

617
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:50,240
Let's call the fucking app in my plaster against my motherfucking knee.

618
00:44:50,740 --> 00:44:53,220
Got that guy called QATSI.

619
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,120
Thank you very much for the one you're all sticking in my eye.

620
00:44:56,380 --> 00:44:57,440
Walk around the town.

621
00:44:57,740 --> 00:45:01,060
Squinting like a Mr. Brown from fucking Resident Evil.

622
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,220
Reservoir Dogs.

623
00:45:07,260 --> 00:45:10,260
I want to say a big shout out to Brain Schlug.

624
00:45:11,060 --> 00:45:13,160
Making me look like a motherfucking mug.

625
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:17,160
Always trying to do my crazy little ass raps every time he comes in.

626
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,580
Throwing me nice little chips and chaps.

627
00:45:20,580 --> 00:45:22,680
From his little sack that he has.

628
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,440
His online depository piggy bank.

629
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,480
Thank you so much.

630
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,160
Isn't that man?

631
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,680
Let's call the fucking telly tour.

632
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:38,840
Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy Cummins.

633
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,040
What's the story?

634
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,360
Do you play the drummins?

635
00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:44,740
Or the guitar?

636
00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:48,240
If you do, I'd say you'll go far because you've got the spirit in you.

637
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:50,860
And I'm not trying to plumb off you.

638
00:45:50,860 --> 00:46:08,040
*Bad music* Well done, thank you very much. Faith Johnson, Q-A-T-S-I, Amy Cummins, any chance of a rap? The Lord will you- yeah here we are, 94.

639
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:13,040
*Bad music* Scooby-Doop-da-ba-doo!

640
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:16,040
*Bad music*

641
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,040
*Bad music*

642
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:22,040
*Bad music*

643
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:38,040
*Bad music* Niamh, thank you. Can you please give a shout out to Steve? Watching the stream in London, who's just gotten to me after a very long day, working in the local Chinese, in the delivery department, that's called the department. Tell me to me. Clearly you can't pass the boat.

644
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:45,220
*Bad music* Keep up the great streams, says Niamh, and I wanna say thank you and a big shout out to Steve.

645
00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:49,220
*Bad music* Working down the Chinese. *Bad music*

646
00:46:49,220 --> 00:46:55,220
*Bad music* I'll have a two and three and one. When you're done, get me a fucking spice bag. *Bad music*

647
00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:59,220
*Bad music* Not that. That's called the fucking telly tour. *Bad music*

648
00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:29,200
Lord, it is I Lord, I have seen you hurting in the night, shall I go Lord, if you leave me, then I won't be feeling alright, Jesus is my number one boy, used to hang out all the time in the sea of Galilee, just fucking swimming and stuff, he had a snorkel kit, and when we felt rough we'd go and play with it, you gotta watch out though cause there's sharks in them, there are waters, also there's fucking Romans trying to fucking sloth

649
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:58,440
Why? Because I'm the son of God, I'm only messing not me, that was the J-men, J-BP, Jordan B. Peterson, return to earth, packing girth in the bicep of life, I wish I had Jill Valentine's body, I put my head on her shoulders, and then I'd feel 20 years older, because I'd have such an old looking head, on a real nice young body instead,

650
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,560
If I had a bazooka, I'd fucking shoot you

651
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,920
And we'd hear no more about you

652
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,600
So watch out, man

653
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,040
Because I'm going over to Pakistan, man

654
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,980
They have good gun markets there, okay?

655
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,340
I can get a great copy on a fucking bazooka

656
00:48:13,340 --> 00:48:14,940
And bring it back in my hair

657
00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:16,920
If I wear a wig or a weave

658
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,860
And I change my name to fucking Steve

659
00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:24,200
Next week at the naming convention

660
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:25,380
Down on Mosewell Street

661
00:48:25,380 --> 00:48:27,180
When I get the passport changed

662
00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:29,740
Then the name changes, well, it's Jill or Herb Valentine

663
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:32,240
Herb Lenehan

664
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:34,940
Or Herb Gallagher, I haven't decided yet

665
00:48:34,940 --> 00:48:36,780
The main thing is

666
00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:39,820
That we carry on the speedrun anyway

667
00:48:39,820 --> 00:48:41,620
Because we're holding up the speedrun

668
00:48:41,620 --> 00:48:56,180
Bridge lock, thank you very much

669
00:48:56,180 --> 00:49:08,020
Bridge lock, thank you very much

670
00:49:08,020 --> 00:49:10,740
Sorry

671
00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:12,560
Jill, Jill's getting

672
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,420
Jill's getting really pissed off, man

673
00:49:14,420 --> 00:49:16,060
I don't want to be in the doghouse later on

674
00:49:16,060 --> 00:49:16,960
Like, you know, she's going

675
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,160
Come on, just fucking hurry up with this

676
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:22,220
Commiserations to Yerty 30 Donnelly

677
00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:23,520
On reaching the fourth decade

678
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,460
Best of luck in the Irish Open

679
00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:28,540
Ya brain virus

680
00:49:28,540 --> 00:49:31,940
Dilith, how are ya?

681
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:33,720
Dilith

682
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,220
Dilithiath

683
00:49:35,220 --> 00:49:37,220
Dilithiath

684
00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:42,960
Oh, look at this guy

685
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,680
Simon Cowell

686
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:49,100
Bobo Deluxe

687
00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:55,160
Father Ted Curley

688
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:55,900
Thank you very much

689
00:49:55,900 --> 00:50:03,940
Oh, for fuck's sake

690
00:50:03,940 --> 00:50:05,180
For fuck's sake

691
00:50:05,180 --> 00:50:10,060
For fuck's sake

692
00:50:10,060 --> 00:50:19,500
Ghost of Barry B

693
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,840
Thank you very much

694
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,700
I'll be haunting your stream

695
00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:26,700
Says the ghost of Barry B

696
00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:27,500
Thanks very much

697
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:28,500
Captain Cabinets

698
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:31,840
I didn't

699
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,020
I don't think I addressed you

700
00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:33,360
In the

701
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,860
In the thing

702
00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:37,660
And Limmy as well

703
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:43,480
Oh yes

704
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,300
Here we are

705
00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:47,140
The boulder has yet again

706
00:50:47,140 --> 00:50:49,340
Created a new pathway for me

707
00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:53,560
Oh my god

708
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:58,180
Need to tool up here

709
00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:59,100
And make sure we're okay

710
00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:02,240
Steve

711
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:04,840
Steve T. Butler

712
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:05,920
Thank you very much

713
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:06,160
Man

714
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,020
Shout out to Niamh

715
00:51:08,020 --> 00:51:08,880
The most beautiful

716
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,140
The most beautiful

717
00:51:10,140 --> 00:51:11,860
Irish gal with a heart of gold

718
00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:12,240
You see

719
00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:13,880
Now

720
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:20,420
Spinders

721
00:51:20,420 --> 00:51:25,100
Spinders

722
00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:33,580
Fuck

723
00:51:33,580 --> 00:51:33,580
Fuck

724
00:51:33,580 --> 00:51:38,440
Fuck

725
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:42,540
Spinders

726
00:51:42,540 --> 00:51:44,740
Poisoned as well

727
00:51:44,740 --> 00:51:46,280
Oh no

728
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,920
I think if I go out

729
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:50,880
And then come back in

730
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:51,480
Those

731
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:52,800
Those little baby spiders

732
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,840
Won't respawn

733
00:51:53,840 --> 00:52:04,260
Spinders

734
00:52:04,260 --> 00:52:06,700
Spinders

735
00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:07,280
Yeah

736
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:07,880
They're gone

737
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:11,680
They're gone, they're gone, they're gone

738
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:53,080
Why would I want a knife? Oh... Do you reckon the first aid spray would... Reload Grenade, yeah, thank you. Do you reckon the first aid spray would cure the poison?

739
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:07,080
Mr. Floyd Moon, I think we'll be doing a speedrun of Dino Crisis after.

740
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,080
*Bell*

741
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,080
Thank you very much, Oren.

742
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,680
Thank you very much, I appreciate that, very nice of you.

743
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:49,600
No. Knife there. Knife after dark. Read it R. Four. I'm eating a tennis ball, Jez, yeah. I got it at Wimbledon today. Slazinger. They called for new balls during the fucking Corey Goff match there, the last game on court number one.

744
00:53:50,740 --> 00:54:20,020
She fucking hammered her mother. 15 year old beats a 30 year old after beating fucking Venus Williams the last day. It was 38. Imagine 25 years younger than you. You must be humbled. We'll have to go now. We'll slash this. Maybe there'll be a chest. Oh fuck, poison. We need to get some blue herbs.

745
00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:32,020
Do you reckon there's blue herbs back out here?

746
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:36,400
Fuck. Where the fuck is the blue herbs?

747
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,280
Blue herbs, blue herbs, blue herbs.

748
00:54:44,820 --> 00:54:45,500
Fuck.

749
00:54:49,300 --> 00:54:53,180
I don't know, Peaches, who will win.

750
00:54:54,060 --> 00:54:57,520
But it'd be cool to see her beat Wozniacki on Friday, is it?

751
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:22,120
Blue herbs. There's blue herbs down here.

752
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:52,100
Yes. Yes. Oh no. Oh no. Because this is a speedrun I'm not using herbs. Except of course

753
00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:59,200
for the blue herb which is technically not a real herb because that just only gets rid

754
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:12,020
of poisons. It doesn't actually complete your health or replenish your health. Amy Cummins,

755
00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:22,080
thanks very much. And your belief and encouragement is what's making me go forward against all the other haters who are saying

756
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,380
the speedrun can't be done

757
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:25,680
there's no chance of you getting an hour 14

758
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,060
that's an absolute fucking dream

759
00:56:28,060 --> 00:56:29,020
if you think you're living

760
00:56:29,020 --> 00:56:30,760
if you think you're gonna do that

761
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:32,120
you're living in a dream world

762
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,460
and boxes of cobra toxin too

763
00:56:34,460 --> 00:56:36,300
just

764
00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:38,720
words can't express how

765
00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:43,240
how much gratitude I have for the support

766
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:45,180
that you give these speedruns

767
00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:48,040
every time I play it's a speedrun

768
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:51,200
I shouldn't even have to put that in the title

769
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,400
in the description

770
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:57,380
I just do it for newcomers you know

771
00:57:11,380 --> 00:57:14,180
accidentally let Barry die there at Jeopardy

772
00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:14,420
yeah

773
00:57:14,420 --> 00:57:16,860
but it was for the speedrun you see

774
00:57:16,860 --> 00:57:19,260
you need to let him die if you want to get the hour 14

775
00:57:19,260 --> 00:57:21,900
right now we're on 26 minutes

776
00:57:21,900 --> 00:57:24,940
okay

777
00:57:24,940 --> 00:57:26,040
okay

778
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,100
okay

779
00:57:27,100 --> 00:57:28,100
okay

780
00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:29,100
okay

781
00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:30,100
okay

782
00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:31,100
okay

783
00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:31,600
okay

784
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:32,100
okay

785
00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:33,040
okay

786
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:56,720
We all love this music.

787
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:02,000
A typewriter and an ink ribbon, is it?

788
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:11,600
Thank you.

789
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:12,600
Thank you very much.

790
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:14,100
It is I Lord.

791
00:58:14,100 --> 00:58:20,960
I have heard you crying in the night.

792
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:30,960
Get rid of these fucking cranks.

793
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:32,560
Oh, I love you.

794
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:33,560
Amy Goins.

795
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:38,560
Any relation to Amy Cummins?

796
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:46,160
I love you.

797
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,160
I love you.

798
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:49,760
I love you.

799
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:50,760
I love you.

800
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:51,760
I love you.

801
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,360
I love you.

802
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:55,360
I love you.

803
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:56,960
I love you.

804
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:57,960
I love you.

805
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:59,560
I love you.

806
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:00,560
I love you.

807
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:01,560
I love you.

808
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,560
I love you.

809
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:06,160
I love you.

810
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:07,160
I love you.

811
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:10,760
I love you.

812
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:12,760
I love you.

813
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,360
I love you.

814
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:15,360
I love you.

815
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:16,960
I love you.

816
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:17,960
I love you.

817
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:18,960
I love you.

818
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:19,960
I love you.

819
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:20,960
I love you.

820
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:22,560
I love you.

821
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,160
I love you.

822
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,160
I love you.

823
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,760
I love you.

824
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:28,360
I love you.

825
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:29,960
I love you.

826
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,560
I love you.

827
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:42,500
so guys we just put the first aid spray in the box there and then we move along to the typewriter

828
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:47,320
and save the game now this is something that you can do in your own time if you want to do it

829
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:53,660
i'm not actually saving the game now this is just something i want to show you in case you were

830
00:59:53,660 --> 00:59:58,940
going to play the game we don't save the speedrun so what we'll do is we'll create a brand new save

831
00:59:58,940 --> 01:00:09,300
there which doesn't affect our previous game also when you go into the save game mode which is that

832
01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:17,240
typewriter mode time stops in the game you're not losing any time at all on your speedrun let me put

833
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:32,320
that uh ink ribbon back in there knife maybe we'll uh take the aid spray just in case

834
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:54,200
snakes watch out for the snakes they'll hiss but they won't do anything they won't do fuck all

835
01:00:54,200 --> 01:01:01,420
now we're getting deeper into the lair

836
01:01:01,420 --> 01:01:12,320
amy cummins thank you very much

837
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:22,820
thank you very much is that the is that the fucking boulder from the last day

838
01:01:22,820 --> 01:01:27,040
can't be

839
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:34,140
thank you very much neve

840
01:01:34,140 --> 01:01:40,020
take the elevator

841
01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:40,060
take the elevator

842
01:01:40,060 --> 01:01:55,460
see you later dean dean dean henny see you later

843
01:01:55,460 --> 01:02:04,140
thank you very much as well uh always wash your apples

844
01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:10,160
i didn't wash this man it must be fungus i done and i'm probably gonna be fucked

845
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:39,720
oh man thank you very much spider spider vagina from outer space yeah the name couldn't come up there

846
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:45,960
thank you very much for that donation it came up as anonymous because uh you had the name for a lady's bits

847
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:57,080
as your name and it just won't allow that man call that what you want it's just the fucking way streamlabs works they don't want you to be able to swear in the donation name tag you know

848
01:02:57,080 --> 01:03:02,520
i wouldn't mind but i mean it's it's not me that controls that thing

849
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:12,520
now we'll take the green herbs and then just combine them into a one mega mix hybrid if you will

850
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:15,320
sativa and indica

851
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:32,860
school him flashbacks

852
01:03:32,860 --> 01:03:34,840
I have a Maria remember

853
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:38,160
what was the other one

854
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:42,480
I was cold I was hungry

855
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:51,260
were you there were you there I was cold I was hungry were you there by the tree

856
01:03:51,260 --> 01:04:08,480
there's a riddle and a buh buh buh buh were you there where the fuck it's welded and does not open this is worried if you had a fucking uh bazooka which I do you can blow it open but it doesn't work

857
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:17,260
what's the point of this this place here

858
01:04:17,260 --> 01:04:32,260
*Bell rings*

859
01:04:32,260 --> 01:04:47,240
Paddy, calm me, how are ya? Are you using a PS3 to play Resident Evil 1? Yeah I am, yeah. Or an emulator you say. PS3, but a bit of trivia here for ya. PS3 is actually using an emulator to emulate PS1 and PS2 games.

860
01:04:47,240 --> 01:05:13,240
Which is why it doesn't run all titles. And if it does run them sometimes there's glitches. Forever and ever. Amen. Thank you very much. What is this fucking boulder here man? It's kinda, it's strange. Is it meant to be there? Oh no!

861
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:18,240
*Bell rings*

862
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:35,240
Ooooooh! Ooooooh! Ooooooh! Thank you very much. Salinas! Haha, Salinas in the boulder. Salinas in the boulder.

863
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:56,480
Wrong camera

864
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,560
Salinas and the boulder

865
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,340
Did I ever tell you that story about

866
01:06:01,340 --> 01:06:03,080
Salinas and the boulder

867
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,120
Maybe you were too young I had to say

868
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,120
Wait until you're older cause it's got a

869
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:09,120
Fucking PG written on it

870
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:11,120
PG tips is what it is

871
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:13,120
Matt Salinas coming out of the

872
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:15,120
Motherfucking jizz ball

873
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,120
Sorry Matt hope you weren't trapped in that ball

874
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:19,120
And if you are how you feeling

875
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:23,120
What's the crack fuck all no?

876
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:27,120
Salinas in the house

877
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:29,120
Salinas in the house thank you very much

878
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,120
Man for your tip

879
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,120
You make me feel really good Salinas

880
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:37,120
Salinas you make me feel really nice Salinas

881
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,120
Ooh baby yeah

882
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:43,120
We're in the dungeon

883
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,120
The dungeon of Salinas

884
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:47,120
When he comes into the chat room

885
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:49,120
I'm feeling finest

886
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:51,120
Gonna change my name to Linus

887
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:53,120
On the 22nd of July

888
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:55,120
Of Julyness

889
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:57,120
Which is coming up in about a week or two

890
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:59,120
You're all invited to the after party

891
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:01,120
How about you?

892
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:01,120
Wanna come?

893
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:03,120
Make sure you bring your bottle of

894
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:03,120
Bub

895
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:05,120
And we'll be in the club

896
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:07,120
With 50 Cent

897
01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:09,120
Who's still in the club

898
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:09,120
Since he was

899
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:11,120
Since that song in 2003

900
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,120
He was rapping about having a Playstation 2 in his car

901
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:17,120
And he thought he was class

902
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:27,120
Sorry I'm gonna try and spit fire now

903
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:29,120
I'm gonna try and spit fire

904
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:31,120
So that we can all get a little higher

905
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,120
My main man boxes a cobatoxin

906
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:35,120
My main man boxes a cobatoxin

907
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:37,120
Gonna get a boxin

908
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,120
From me if you're not careful

909
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,120
I'm only messin man

910
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:43,120
The only way that would actually happen is if I hit you by mistake

911
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:45,120
And even then

912
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:47,120
How much fuckin hits could you fuckin take?

913
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:51,120
You've always been a cool, kind chap

914
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,120
The kinda geeky DiAgostino kinda cat

915
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:55,120
What kinda name is that?

916
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:57,120
Where you from man?

917
01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:59,120
Are you from out foreign are ya?

918
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,120
You must be out

919
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:03,120
You must be from out foreign

920
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:05,120
With a name like that

921
01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:07,120
Heh heh

922
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:11,120
You must be from out foreign with a name like that

923
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:16,120
Big shout out to Amy Cummins

924
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:18,120
She doesn't know if she's coming or goings

925
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:22,120
While my mind feels slowens

926
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:26,120
I'm still trying to pull the trigger on a great little rhyme

927
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:30,120
And I don't wanna go down the little rhyme road

928
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:32,120
Of trying to rhyme that last word

929
01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:36,120
Because it will end up with egg on my face

930
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:38,120
When I want it on my plate

931
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:40,120
To eat my little meal at half past eight

932
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:44,120
I've been eating bananas and apples all night

933
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,120
Apparently that's gonna make me feel a little shite

934
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:49,120
Come 2am, 3am, 4am, 5

935
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,120
Then I'm reaching for another 5 alive

936
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:52,120
The juice

937
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:55,120
Which is made out of fuckin fruit actually

938
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:05,120
Round up the boys to come pinting Kieran

939
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:07,120
Round up the boys to come pinting Kieran

940
01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:08,120
Round up the boys to come pinting Kieran

941
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:09,120
Round up the boys to come pinting Kieran

942
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:10,120
Round up the boys to come pinting Kieran

943
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:11,120
I want the whole town to see me

944
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:12,120
The whole town to see me

945
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:13,120
The whole town to see me

946
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:16,120
Happy birthday to Kieran

947
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:18,120
Happy birthday to Kieran

948
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:19,120
Happy birthday to Kieran

949
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:20,120
This is a speed run

950
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:21,120
Happy birthday to Kieran

951
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:23,120
This is a speed run

952
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:24,120
This is a speed run

953
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:28,120
You hammered your mother

954
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:40,120
Big shout out to Salinas

955
01:09:40,120 --> 01:10:04,240
to Salinas. Mad Salinas. A lovely, a lovely tape fell into my pouch. So heavy I went, ouch. Mad Salinas.

956
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:35,180
It's a map of the underground. Will you take it? Yes. That means we're going fucking underground, man. I think if we turn left, maybe there's something there. I'm not sure. Have a look here now. Fucking Salinas, man. Thanks a million. Will you take the ammo risk?

957
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:52,360
Sure, I heard he had one in the, in the thing, the box. Might use the crank here and fucking see what we've got. It's a square shape or is it a hex, hexagonal?

958
01:10:53,800 --> 01:11:13,620
Oh. Better hissing and kissing.

959
01:11:13,620 --> 01:11:42,600
back into the speed room now this is

960
01:11:42,600 --> 01:12:03,520
only if you're doing a speed run do you want to go back into the speed room stay away from me okay stay away from me you've been warned all the guards earlier on told them that you're fucking stalking me stay away you're being watched I've installed a fucking CCTV you're being watched

961
01:12:11,580 --> 01:12:12,640
X crank

962
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:14,020
There we go.

963
01:12:21,100 --> 01:12:23,920
Any tips for a new speedrunner, Darren Heffernan?

964
01:12:24,580 --> 01:12:26,220
Fucking just go at it, man.

965
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:28,940
You know, you're going to have to do it a few times, a few hundred times.

966
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:31,800
Like, this is actually my first time.

967
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:35,200
Myself.

968
01:12:35,380 --> 01:12:37,820
I've done so many speedruns.

969
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,100
So many speedruns.

970
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,940
Just don't get put off.

971
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,460
You're going to fail a lot of times, man.

972
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,340
I know that it looks perfect when you're watching me do it.

973
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:52,920
But it really isn't.

974
01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:53,900
It really isn't.

975
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:55,020
It really isn't.

976
01:12:59,900 --> 01:13:01,580
And then we use the hex crank.

977
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:03,680
Turn that around.

978
01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:07,620
And I think we'll have a ladder to go underground.

979
01:13:07,620 --> 01:13:09,900
Because we've just been given the underground map.

980
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:13,160
Oh, no.

981
01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:14,360
We're going to actually turn right.

982
01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:14,580
Sorry.

983
01:13:16,260 --> 01:13:16,980
Like this.

984
01:13:21,740 --> 01:13:22,920
That's the wrong.

985
01:13:23,780 --> 01:13:24,180
Yeah.

986
01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:25,440
And this is just a speedrun.

987
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:28,820
I mean, if you're doing it yourself, the advice I would give you is...

988
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:30,520
Don't worry about it, man.

989
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:30,520
Don't worry about it, man.

990
01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:36,000
And just be prepared to have to repeat it over and over and over again.

991
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:36,680
A million times.

992
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,460
That's the speedrun done.

993
01:13:45,460 --> 01:13:45,480
That's the speedrun done.

994
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:46,540
Of that bit.

995
01:13:46,660 --> 01:13:48,340
Now we climb down on a ladder.

996
01:13:56,160 --> 01:14:00,320
What I'm doing now is a special speedrun glitch trick, which...

997
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,860
What you do is you check for the ladder.

998
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,900
And then turn it around again once more.

999
01:14:07,260 --> 01:14:10,860
Which gives you an actual time boost of minus three.

1000
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:13,460
You might not think that.

1001
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:14,780
But I do.

1002
01:14:14,780 --> 01:14:33,400
What the fuck is this?

1003
01:14:33,660 --> 01:14:39,320
Oh, god.

1004
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:39,820
Fuck.

1005
01:14:39,820 --> 01:14:40,000
Fuck.

1006
01:15:00,260 --> 01:15:00,820
I know.

1007
01:15:00,820 --> 01:15:00,820
I know.

1008
01:15:00,820 --> 01:15:23,940
what we're doing. Now we move our little statue man over here. It's a pushy block. I think.

1009
01:15:23,940 --> 01:15:53,600
I think JBP is going to be here. Mr. Welsh. Number two, Mr. Welsh. He'll be here soon enough whenever there's a text to read. I think Ada Wong's letter to her boyfriend.

1010
01:15:53,600 --> 01:16:09,600
John. I think I pushed the statue too far which is a speedrun special. If you're interested in that I'll show you how to do it now.

1011
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:14,600
Oh fuck. Fuck.

1012
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:36,480
The Doom Book 2. That's the real Jordan Peterson. That's his latest book actually. Called The Doom Book.

1013
01:16:36,600 --> 01:17:02,600
Give me a moment. Rest in pieces.

1014
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:09,600
pieces.

1015
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:33,600
*music*

1016
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:36,600
Faith Jansen, thank you very much.

1017
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:41,600
*music*

1018
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:44,600
Thanks very much Faith.

1019
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:46,600
Now, we read the Doom book.

1020
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:51,600
We get J.P. in.

1021
01:17:51,600 --> 01:18:00,600
*music*

1022
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:10,600
*music*

1023
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:12,600
Wolf Medal. Wolf Mother.

1024
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:20,600
*music*

1025
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:30,600
*music*

1026
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:40,600
*music*

1027
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:42,600
*music*

1028
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:44,600
*music*

1029
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:54,600
*music*

1030
01:18:54,600 --> 01:19:00,600
*music*

1031
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:02,600
*music*

1032
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:08,600
*music*

1033
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:18,600
*music*

1034
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:20,600
*music*

1035
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:22,600
*music*

1036
01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:24,600
*music*

1037
01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:26,600
*music*

1038
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:32,600
*music*

1039
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:34,600
*music*

1040
01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:44,600
*music*

1041
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:54,600
*music*

1042
01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:54,600
*music*

1043
01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:54,600
*music*

1044
01:19:54,600 --> 01:20:04,600
*music*

1045
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:04,600
*music*

1046
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:04,600
*music*

1047
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:04,600
*music*

1048
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,700
He never did any riding.

1049
01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:09,580
And he looked like a girl.

1050
01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:12,880
Homoerotic undertones abound.

1051
01:20:14,020 --> 01:20:15,940
I remember there was a fucking president.

1052
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:17,080
He wasn't very sound.

1053
01:20:17,260 --> 01:20:18,860
He came over and grabbed your package.

1054
01:20:20,100 --> 01:20:22,180
I was like, what the fuck is this?

1055
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:25,380
What the hell is going on?

1056
01:20:28,100 --> 01:20:29,260
Rest in peace.

1057
01:20:29,260 --> 01:20:48,960
I've got something you might like to see.

1058
01:20:50,260 --> 01:20:52,340
I've got something you might like to see.

1059
01:20:52,340 --> 01:21:02,460
It's been a while.

1060
01:21:02,460 --> 01:21:06,020
What the fuck is this?

1061
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:09,200
What the fuck is this?

1062
01:21:10,580 --> 01:21:12,040
What the fuck is this?

1063
01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:13,180
Thanks for the tips.

1064
01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:14,800
What the fuck is this?

1065
01:21:16,020 --> 01:21:18,460
Thanks very much, Iroquois Plissken, for the tenor.

1066
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:19,680
What the fuck is this?

1067
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:21,860
My girlfriend hates you.

1068
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:22,660
Should I dump her?

1069
01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:25,360
She's telling me to lower the fucking volume.

1070
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:30,180
Well, I've only got one thing that you should say to her, Iroquois.

1071
01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:31,060
And that's this.

1072
01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:32,980
What the fuck is this?

1073
01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:35,380
What the fuck is this?

1074
01:21:36,260 --> 01:21:37,740
What the fuck is this?

1075
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:40,620
What the fuck is this?

1076
01:21:41,940 --> 01:21:43,340
What the fuck is this?

1077
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:46,020
What the fuck is this?

1078
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:48,580
What the fuck is this?

1079
01:21:49,420 --> 01:21:53,660
What the fuck is this?

1080
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:55,000
What the fuck is this?

1081
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:55,240
What the fuck is this?

1082
01:21:55,580 --> 01:21:56,420
Who did this?

1083
01:21:56,660 --> 01:21:56,940
Banner.

1084
01:21:57,500 --> 01:21:58,740
What the fuck is this?

1085
01:21:59,940 --> 01:22:00,600
What the?

1086
01:22:00,860 --> 01:22:01,260
What the?

1087
01:22:01,260 --> 01:22:01,880
What the?

1088
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:01,940
What the?

1089
01:22:01,940 --> 01:22:02,640
What the?

1090
01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:04,080
What the fuck is this?

1091
01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:04,600
What?

1092
01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:06,640
You hammered your mother.

1093
01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:07,980
What the fuck is this?

1094
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:09,240
You hammered your mother.

1095
01:22:09,300 --> 01:22:33,300
Who did this? What the fuck is this? You hammered your mother, number two Frank McCork. You hammered your mother, number two Frank McCork. You hammered your mother. What the fuck is this? He...

1096
01:22:36,300 --> 01:22:50,300
Feels so good, so nice every Wednesday night when I do the speedrun. I might eat a little bun after I've had a little banana now.

1097
01:23:00,300 --> 01:23:16,300
Okay, chill hop. Cool beats to study to, live. Now where am I going? I hammered my mother, where am I going next? I wonder who fucking hammered their mother.

1098
01:23:16,300 --> 01:23:28,300
Does anybody know where the wolf, the wolf medal goes? That's the wolf medal guys, the wolf medal.

1099
01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:40,300
Carson, Kieran McGowan, Sarah Snake, Museum Ghost, Faith Johnson, Max Darwin, the wolf medal. Anyone, anyone know where the wolf medal goes into?

1100
01:23:40,300 --> 01:24:02,300
*Sigh*

1101
01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:04,280
Combine with the herb.

1102
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:14,660
This is a speed run, guys.

1103
01:24:14,760 --> 01:24:16,920
Welcome to the Resident Evil speed run.

1104
01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:34,640
Don't you put it into the fountain?

1105
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:37,460
Is it like a place for the medal in the fountain?

1106
01:24:37,580 --> 01:24:39,760
Or is that Resident Evil 2?

1107
01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:42,100
You put a medal into the fountain or something.

1108
01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:46,640
Maybe you throw the medal into the fountain for good luck.

1109
01:24:46,780 --> 01:24:47,780
The way you throw a penny in.

1110
01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:50,100
Here's something, actually.

1111
01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:53,160
Did anybody actually receive the good luck that you're meant to get?

1112
01:24:53,240 --> 01:24:54,840
You know, when you throw a penny into a fountain?

1113
01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:57,360
Because I'm waiting years on that.

1114
01:24:58,860 --> 01:24:59,960
A picture of a wolf.

1115
01:25:03,260 --> 01:25:04,600
Now, there's a slice of luck.

1116
01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:06,640
Maybe I've just...

1117
01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:08,100
Just as I said it.

1118
01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:10,960
Hang on.

1119
01:25:13,420 --> 01:25:14,500
Medal is in place.

1120
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:14,920
Now what?

1121
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:24,980
Picture of an eagle.

1122
01:25:25,900 --> 01:25:27,720
Where the fuck did you get the eagle now?

1123
01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:31,720
Oh, fuck.

1124
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:46,580
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1125
01:25:46,580 --> 01:25:46,580
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1126
01:25:46,580 --> 01:25:46,580
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1127
01:25:46,580 --> 01:25:46,580
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1128
01:25:46,580 --> 01:25:47,580
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1129
01:25:47,580 --> 01:25:48,700
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1130
01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:49,700
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1131
01:25:49,700 --> 01:25:55,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1132
01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:56,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1133
01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:57,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1134
01:25:57,760 --> 01:25:58,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1135
01:25:58,760 --> 01:25:59,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1136
01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:00,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1137
01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:01,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1138
01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:02,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1139
01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:03,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1140
01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:04,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1141
01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:05,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1142
01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:06,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1143
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:07,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1144
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:08,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1145
01:26:08,760 --> 01:26:09,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1146
01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:10,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1147
01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:11,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1148
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:12,760
Where the fuck would you get the fucking eagle?

1149
01:26:12,760 --> 01:26:17,820
"Cool Bruno and Steven to study to" Volume 1 Live.

1150
01:26:17,820 --> 01:26:21,820
"Lofi Bruno and Steven to study to"

1151
01:26:31,820 --> 01:26:34,820
Did I have the eagle in the house?

1152
01:26:34,820 --> 01:26:53,880
"In the core chart studying another book"

1153
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:56,880
"In the core chart studying another book"

1154
01:26:56,880 --> 01:27:01,880
"Sorry I'm not, I'm, this is a fucking live stream"

1155
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:04,940
"I mean a speedrun"

1156
01:27:04,940 --> 01:27:06,940
"The license fee wouldn't pay for this shite"

1157
01:27:06,940 --> 01:27:08,940
"Not in a million years"

1158
01:27:08,940 --> 01:27:11,940
"Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down"

1159
01:27:11,940 --> 01:27:12,940
"We'll get out"

1160
01:27:12,940 --> 01:27:14,940
"WATCH OUT THERE'S A FUCKING FIGHTER JACK COMING DOWN"

1161
01:27:14,940 --> 01:27:15,940
"WATCH OUT THERE'S A FUCKING FIGHTER JACK COMING DOWN"

1162
01:27:15,940 --> 01:27:16,940
"WATCH OUT THERE'S A FUCKING FIGHTER JACK COMING DOWN"

1163
01:27:16,940 --> 01:27:17,940
"WATCH OUT THERE'S A FUCKING FIGHTER JACK COMING DOWN"

1164
01:27:17,940 --> 01:27:19,940
"WATCH OUT THERE'S A FUCKING FIGHTER JACK COMING DOWN"

1165
01:27:19,940 --> 01:27:24,940
"WATCH OUT THERE'S A FUCKING FIGHTER JACK COMING DOWN"

1166
01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:26,940
"WATCH OUT THERE'S A FUCKING FIGHTER JACK COMING DOWN"

1167
01:27:26,940 --> 01:27:29,000
"WATCH OUT THERE'S A FUCKING FIGHTER JACK COMING DOWN"

1168
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:33,000
"Was that you I seen chasing waterfalls last day?"

1169
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,000
"How are you getting on?"

1170
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:41,000
"You made it into the fucking... the internet anyways"

1171
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:49,000
"Nice to see you and if you're around later on and you want to come for a few drinks we're heading back to mine"

1172
01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:55,060
"Well say we it's just myself and the dog"

1173
01:27:55,060 --> 01:27:57,060
"Take it easy"

1174
01:27:57,060 --> 01:28:03,060
"Where the fuck am I going?"

1175
01:28:03,060 --> 01:28:06,060
"How do I get out?"

1176
01:28:06,060 --> 01:28:16,060
"Get out!"

1177
01:28:16,060 --> 01:28:20,120
"Sorry I forgot I'm not on"

1178
01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:22,120
"I'm not mad"

1179
01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:24,120
"Let's call the fucking Teletubbies"

1180
01:28:24,120 --> 01:28:26,120
"Faith Jensen thank you very much"

1181
01:28:26,120 --> 01:28:29,180
"We all know you gotta have faith"

1182
01:28:29,180 --> 01:28:31,180
"George Michael and the boys"

1183
01:28:31,180 --> 01:28:38,180
"Oh poor Barry what a demise"

1184
01:28:38,180 --> 01:28:44,180
"He's just walking on his corpse"

1185
01:28:44,180 --> 01:28:56,240
"We still haven't finished the getaway Black Monday"

1186
01:28:56,240 --> 01:29:02,240
"And uh... the last two missions of that have yet to be done"

1187
01:29:02,240 --> 01:29:05,240
"But they can only be done"

1188
01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:11,240
"With another two episodes of uh...

1189
01:29:11,240 --> 01:29:18,240
Cockney workshop"

1190
01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:28,300
"Am I going the right? The guard... the guard house... court yard"

1191
01:29:28,300 --> 01:29:30,300
"Is that where I am?"

1192
01:29:30,300 --> 01:29:39,300
"How are you Nikola Jankovic?"

1193
01:29:39,300 --> 01:29:41,300
"It's some bossa nova tune"

1194
01:29:41,300 --> 01:29:44,300
"But I think it was actually not original bossa nova"

1195
01:29:44,300 --> 01:29:45,300
"I think it was Quincy Jones"

1196
01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:49,300
"Of thriller fame and lots of other funk"

1197
01:29:49,300 --> 01:29:51,300
"Did a bossa nova jazz song"

1198
01:29:51,300 --> 01:29:54,300
"A very popular one"

1199
01:29:54,300 --> 01:30:00,300
"But it was uh... the Nike Brazil advert in the airport"

1200
01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:09,300
"France 98"

1201
01:30:09,300 --> 01:30:11,300
"France 98"

1202
01:30:11,300 --> 01:30:12,300
"Iconic"

1203
01:30:12,300 --> 01:30:12,300
"Pure iconic"

1204
01:30:12,300 --> 01:30:13,300
"Iconic"

1205
01:30:13,300 --> 01:30:14,300
"Pure iconic"

1206
01:30:14,300 --> 01:30:16,300
*Sings*

1207
01:30:16,300 --> 01:30:18,300
*Sings*

1208
01:30:18,300 --> 01:30:20,300
*Sings*

1209
01:30:20,300 --> 01:30:22,300
*Sings*

1210
01:30:22,300 --> 01:30:24,300
*Sings*

1211
01:30:24,300 --> 01:30:26,300
*Sings*

1212
01:30:26,300 --> 01:30:28,300
*Sings*

1213
01:30:28,300 --> 01:30:30,300
*Sings*

1214
01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:32,300
*Sings*

1215
01:30:32,300 --> 01:30:34,300
*Sings*

1216
01:30:34,300 --> 01:30:36,300
*Sings*

1217
01:30:36,300 --> 01:30:38,300
Iconic.

1218
01:30:38,300 --> 01:30:40,300
Pure Iconic.

1219
01:30:40,300 --> 01:30:42,300
*Sings*

1220
01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:46,300
*Sings*

1221
01:30:46,300 --> 01:30:48,300
*Sings*

1222
01:30:48,300 --> 01:30:50,300
*Sings*

1223
01:30:50,300 --> 01:30:52,300
*Sings*

1224
01:30:52,300 --> 01:30:54,300
*Sings*

1225
01:30:54,300 --> 01:30:58,300
Do you see the bit there through the fucking trolley on the...

1226
01:30:58,300 --> 01:31:00,300
Not the escalator, the travelator they call it.

1227
01:31:00,300 --> 01:31:04,300
There we go.

1228
01:31:04,300 --> 01:31:08,300
See everyone likes Ronaldo or the one that goes through the x-ray machine.

1229
01:31:08,300 --> 01:31:10,300
I personally thought that bit was shite.

1230
01:31:10,300 --> 01:31:38,180
that bit was shite this is my favorite bit. Watch this. Boom. Simple. So simple. I need to see it from

1231
01:31:38,180 --> 01:32:06,940
it in its see there's a coach. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Tommy slogan the bus.

1232
01:32:08,060 --> 01:32:19,980
*It's not a good time*

1233
01:32:19,980 --> 01:32:33,980
uh

1234
01:32:47,100 --> 01:32:53,900
and uh then there was remember at the same time adidas had one with uh beckham and zidane

1235
01:32:54,460 --> 01:32:57,580
and it was all serious like compared to that one it was shite

1236
01:33:05,900 --> 01:33:07,260
this is a speed run guys

1237
01:33:10,220 --> 01:33:14,780
uh yeah yeah yeah yeah

1238
01:33:16,300 --> 01:33:23,900
um massive attacks mezzanine was just out at the time which had teardrop and then this this tune on

1239
01:33:23,900 --> 01:33:26,300
it as well

1240
01:33:28,300 --> 01:33:34,060
long after the fans and players have gone home the four billion tv watchers have switched off

1241
01:33:34,940 --> 01:33:37,100
and all the others have taken their billboards down

1242
01:33:38,060 --> 01:33:45,180
one company will still be there adidas pushing to make a ball that goes even faster adidas boots that

1243
01:33:45,180 --> 01:33:53,020
make players even more powerful because to us each world cup is a signpost not a destination

1244
01:34:00,140 --> 01:34:09,980
thinking about del piero and uh beckham yeah the boots make players more i always wanted predators

1245
01:34:10,540 --> 01:34:15,820
but they were too expensive and i wasn't allowed them powerful

1246
01:34:18,460 --> 01:34:20,700
the ball is faster and truer

1247
01:34:23,980 --> 01:34:29,580
world cup 98. it's about those who love the game enough to do something about it

1248
01:34:35,020 --> 01:34:40,620
yeah well uh this is a speed run so we need to get back to the game

1249
01:34:40,620 --> 01:34:46,300
seven seconds away i'll be waiting nikoli yankovic thank you very much

1250
01:34:46,300 --> 01:34:47,820
seven seconds away

1251
01:34:52,380 --> 01:35:17,020
nikola yankovic to answer your question there uh nikola yankovic if you just google uh bossa

1252
01:35:19,340 --> 01:35:21,980
quincy quincy quincy jones bossa i think

1253
01:35:25,900 --> 01:35:33,340
oh no no no i'm wrong maskay nada fucking maskay nada man

1254
01:35:40,140 --> 01:35:45,340
1966.

1255
01:35:45,340 --> 01:36:11,900
this is a speed run guys speed run

1256
01:36:11,900 --> 01:36:21,020
uh

1257
01:36:25,020 --> 01:36:29,340
i think what i was on about was uh some fucking shite song by quincy jones

1258
01:36:29,340 --> 01:36:33,900
that was like uh it was in austin powers that goes

1259
01:36:33,900 --> 01:36:38,460
do do do do do do do do do do do

1260
01:36:42,460 --> 01:36:52,460
so we'll just leave this on while we do the speed run for a moment because we need to go and search for the fucking eagle medal

1261
01:36:52,460 --> 01:37:02,300
is

1262
01:37:02,300 --> 01:37:05,820
does anyone know where the eagle medal is on the speed run

1263
01:37:08,140 --> 01:37:21,980
does anyone know where the eagle medal is on the speed run

1264
01:37:21,980 --> 01:37:23,980
oh

1265
01:37:23,980 --> 01:37:27,980
oh

1266
01:37:27,980 --> 01:37:29,260
oh

1267
01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:34,600
Yeah, I know. Ah, ah, ah.

1268
01:37:35,480 --> 01:37:36,200
Okay.

1269
01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:48,440
Museum ghost. Where is the study? Is that in the house? Is it?

1270
01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:53,880
You need to be faster at museum because it's a fucking speedrun.

1271
01:37:54,960 --> 01:37:57,140
I mean, you need to be a little bit more clearer.

1272
01:37:57,620 --> 01:38:02,300
More clarity in that helmet key to the study to the doom book.

1273
01:38:02,940 --> 01:38:06,760
And where is the study? Is that in the guard house or is it in the main house?

1274
01:38:14,820 --> 01:38:17,760
This is the real Resident Evil 1 soundtrack, yeah.

1275
01:38:25,440 --> 01:38:27,080
East Wing Mansion. Thanks, Dandel.

1276
01:38:27,080 --> 01:38:33,500
Amy Gones, how are you?

1277
01:38:36,800 --> 01:38:37,780
Thank you very much.

1278
01:38:44,420 --> 01:38:46,040
Thank you very much, Amy Gones.

1279
01:38:46,860 --> 01:38:49,940
And thanks very much to people there helping out in the chat.

1280
01:38:50,140 --> 01:38:50,780
Very, very kind.

1281
01:38:50,780 --> 01:38:53,380
Ten seconds away, I'll be waiting.

1282
01:38:54,120 --> 01:38:56,140
Boko do sanking, man.

1283
01:38:56,140 --> 01:38:56,860
Ten seconds away.

1284
01:38:59,320 --> 01:38:59,760
Spendag.

1285
01:39:01,720 --> 01:39:03,000
For 20, is it?

1286
01:39:03,700 --> 01:39:06,640
Going to a UK festival this weekend.

1287
01:39:06,840 --> 01:39:08,880
Can I have a big shout out for the Boroughfest?

1288
01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:10,520
Third year running now.

1289
01:39:11,160 --> 01:39:12,500
Big shout out to the Boroughfest.

1290
01:39:14,180 --> 01:39:16,360
Can you tell me, Spendag, thank you very much, by the way,

1291
01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:17,400
where is this festival?

1292
01:39:19,680 --> 01:39:20,980
Whereabouts in the UK is that?

1293
01:39:20,980 --> 01:39:30,840
Maybe you can use one of these fucking medals.

1294
01:39:31,840 --> 01:39:32,740
And it caresses.

1295
01:39:34,380 --> 01:39:39,040
The speed run, we're just clocked in at about three minutes past 19 minutes,

1296
01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:41,860
which is 19, 20, 21, 22 minutes.

1297
01:39:42,680 --> 01:39:44,680
So with a bit of luck, we might be able to...

1298
01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:46,980
I beg your pardon.

1299
01:39:47,220 --> 01:39:49,420
It's actually 38 minutes at the moment.

1300
01:39:49,860 --> 01:39:51,520
The last time you asked me, I said 25.

1301
01:39:56,520 --> 01:39:58,460
I need to get the fucking helmet key.

1302
01:40:01,460 --> 01:40:02,080
It's locked.

1303
01:40:02,220 --> 01:40:02,940
Carving of a helmet.

1304
01:40:03,080 --> 01:40:03,400
Ah!

1305
01:40:05,600 --> 01:40:06,680
It's all coming together.

1306
01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:07,000
Ah!

1307
01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:08,820
Helmut.

1308
01:40:33,460 --> 01:40:33,820
Helmut.

1309
01:40:33,820 --> 01:40:45,620
Good evening, Berlin Ocelot.

1310
01:40:49,140 --> 01:40:50,200
Good evening, gay.

1311
01:40:58,840 --> 01:40:59,900
Good evening, gay.

1312
01:41:00,060 --> 01:41:01,780
The use of the camera in the game is incredible.

1313
01:41:01,940 --> 01:41:02,400
It really is.

1314
01:41:02,460 --> 01:41:03,200
And I tell you something.

1315
01:41:03,200 --> 01:41:06,540
What that allowed for is some impressive artwork.

1316
01:41:07,280 --> 01:41:07,680
Renderings.

1317
01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:09,440
And the rooms.

1318
01:41:09,640 --> 01:41:10,200
Everything was so...

1319
01:41:11,420 --> 01:41:14,860
Like, realistic compared to all the rest of the shite that you'd...

1320
01:41:14,860 --> 01:41:15,560
I was so scared.

1321
01:41:16,220 --> 01:41:18,620
That you'd be playing, like, Tomb Raider and all that kind of stuff.

1322
01:41:18,920 --> 01:41:20,380
Even though Tomb Raider was a good game.

1323
01:41:21,360 --> 01:41:22,540
Graphically, it was fucking poor.

1324
01:41:24,200 --> 01:41:25,820
You could see through walls and stuff.

1325
01:41:30,820 --> 01:41:31,060
Treaty.

1326
01:41:31,060 --> 01:41:31,180
Treaty.

1327
01:41:31,180 --> 01:41:31,220
Treaty.

1328
01:41:31,220 --> 01:41:55,940
This is a speed run guys

1329
01:41:55,940 --> 01:42:21,780
We've got a load of magnum rounds now. Doom buck. Blood stain on the wall.

1330
01:42:21,780 --> 01:42:44,320
Doom buck. We should have a little eagle medal or a wolf medal in this. The eagle of east and the wolf of the west. By Jordan Peterson. We open that up. Clean your mother.

1331
01:42:50,320 --> 01:42:53,980
You hammered your bedroom. Oh.

1332
01:43:06,320 --> 01:43:10,640
You hammered your outlet. You hammered your mother.

1333
01:43:18,860 --> 01:43:20,100
Okay.

1334
01:43:23,100 --> 01:43:29,720
We see. I don't want to. I'm not trying to make great claims for the shit I do or anything like that. But I know this right.

1335
01:43:30,520 --> 01:43:42,080
That since we were doing the fucking P Flynn. I might have said this already to you but I'm going to say it again because I think it warrants it. Since I started doing all this business with the treaty.

1336
01:43:42,460 --> 01:43:52,400
Okay. And. Greatly enhanced his reputation. And. And this. Sorry no. Turn it down.

1337
01:43:53,120 --> 01:43:56,360
He greatly enhanced his reputation. Greatly enhanced his reputation.

1338
01:43:57,080 --> 01:44:00,660
And you're listening into this Pat so you can say it's right or wrong. Say it's right or wrong.

1339
01:44:00,840 --> 01:44:07,560
What you wanted to do was to get a situation where in the future the possibility will be created in the next treaty.

1340
01:44:08,560 --> 01:44:10,760
Treaty. Treaty. Treaty. Treaty.

1341
01:44:10,860 --> 01:44:12,120
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

1342
01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:12,360
Shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-shree-sh

1343
01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:14,700
Triti, Triti, Triti.

1344
01:44:14,900 --> 01:44:15,840
We're in the future.

1345
01:44:16,180 --> 01:44:18,480
Triti, Triti, Triti.

1346
01:44:18,540 --> 01:44:19,800
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

1347
01:44:20,120 --> 01:44:22,460
Triti, Triti, Triti.

1348
01:44:22,660 --> 01:44:23,520
We're in the future.

1349
01:44:24,020 --> 01:44:24,880
Good evening, Gary.

1350
01:44:24,980 --> 01:44:25,160
Yes.

1351
01:44:27,300 --> 01:44:27,780
Anyway.

1352
01:44:27,880 --> 01:44:28,720
Good evening, Gary.

1353
01:44:28,820 --> 01:44:28,980
Yes.

1354
01:44:28,980 --> 01:44:39,620
I noticed, right, that since we did that and we were taking the pace, RTE have removed the entirety of that interview that they had online.

1355
01:44:39,740 --> 01:44:40,360
You could watch it.

1356
01:44:40,560 --> 01:44:41,480
You could watch the whole thing.

1357
01:44:41,940 --> 01:44:52,060
And what I believe has happened is that either P. Flynn or somebody who knows him has let him know that this has become a fucking thing.

1358
01:44:52,860 --> 01:44:57,400
And then they've got in touch with the RTE boys and RTE have removed it from their site.

1359
01:44:57,920 --> 01:44:59,560
Now, you can find the clip on YouTube.

1360
01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:02,440
You can only find Pat Cox MEP's call.

1361
01:45:03,200 --> 01:45:03,820
But I'm sickened.

1362
01:45:03,820 --> 01:45:13,520
But I'm sickened that you have to pay a license fee and you're not able to access the entirety of the archives.

1363
01:45:15,940 --> 01:45:24,180
And there's probably people out there who are like, they hold power and sway and they're able to get the people in fucking Montrose to remove certain items.

1364
01:45:25,600 --> 01:45:26,600
Fucking bullshit, man.

1365
01:45:26,840 --> 01:45:33,960
But I think freedom of information allows us to go and get that and have it on our own as our own copy anyway.

1366
01:45:34,220 --> 01:45:36,660
So what can you fucking do?

1367
01:45:37,660 --> 01:45:39,740
Just something that annoyed me and I...

1368
01:45:39,740 --> 01:45:54,360
I've never tried it.

1369
01:45:54,420 --> 01:45:55,160
Five nine five.

1370
01:45:55,700 --> 01:45:56,540
I've never tried it.

1371
01:45:56,540 --> 01:46:14,440
Patrick, take tomorrow off.

1372
01:46:14,700 --> 01:46:16,080
Take the rest of the fucking week off.

1373
01:46:22,080 --> 01:46:23,620
Because we're speed running, baby.

1374
01:46:26,160 --> 01:46:27,280
Pure speed run.

1375
01:46:54,040 --> 01:46:55,780
What are you using for the soundboard and video?

1376
01:46:55,780 --> 01:46:56,600
Video schnips.

1377
01:46:56,960 --> 01:46:57,760
Gordon McCormack.

1378
01:46:58,320 --> 01:47:00,220
I have hotkeys on my keyboard.

1379
01:47:07,900 --> 01:47:09,900
And a program...

1380
01:47:09,900 --> 01:47:10,680
You can use...

1381
01:47:10,680 --> 01:47:13,960
Either you can use GarageBand on the fucking Mac.

1382
01:47:13,960 --> 01:47:14,960
Or you can use...

1383
01:47:16,240 --> 01:47:17,100
I don't know...

1384
01:47:17,100 --> 01:47:17,920
Ableton, is it?

1385
01:47:18,020 --> 01:47:19,100
Or on the PC.

1386
01:47:22,240 --> 01:47:24,060
Program different sounds into buttons and...

1387
01:47:24,060 --> 01:47:25,840
And all that kind of thing, you know?

1388
01:47:26,460 --> 01:47:31,520
Now, we'll move on through here and if we get killed, we're fucked because we don't have it saved in a long time.

1389
01:47:33,560 --> 01:47:40,560
Oh you creepy I'm after buying some new clobber! Round up the boys to come pointing! I want the whole town to see me!

1390
01:47:40,560 --> 01:47:44,560
Yeah Milos! Thanks very much Milos!

1391
01:47:49,560 --> 01:47:52,560
Shout out to the Balkan boys, you say.

1392
01:47:52,560 --> 01:48:02,560
*Sexy music*

1393
01:48:02,560 --> 01:48:06,560
Make me a channel of your piece! Good luck!

1394
01:48:10,560 --> 01:48:11,560
Oh.

1395
01:48:15,560 --> 01:48:43,560
*Sexy music*

1396
01:48:43,560 --> 01:48:45,560
*Sexy music*

1397
01:48:45,560 --> 01:48:49,560
*Sexy music*

1398
01:48:49,560 --> 01:48:51,560
How dare you!

1399
01:48:51,560 --> 01:48:53,560
*Sexy music*

1400
01:48:53,560 --> 01:48:55,560
How dare you!

1401
01:48:55,560 --> 01:48:57,560
How dare you!

1402
01:48:57,560 --> 01:48:59,560
How dare you!

1403
01:48:59,560 --> 01:49:01,560
How dare you!

1404
01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:03,560
*Sexy music*

1405
01:49:07,560 --> 01:49:09,560
And then when you want to crank it up to the next level.

1406
01:49:09,560 --> 01:49:11,560
*Sexy music*

1407
01:49:11,560 --> 01:49:13,560
How dare you!

1408
01:49:13,560 --> 01:49:13,560
You're a censor!

1409
01:49:13,560 --> 01:49:15,560
*Sexy music*

1410
01:49:15,560 --> 01:49:17,560
You asshole!

1411
01:49:17,560 --> 01:49:17,560
Thank you very much!

1412
01:49:17,560 --> 01:49:19,560
*Sexy music*

1413
01:49:19,560 --> 01:49:19,560
How dare you!

1414
01:49:19,560 --> 01:49:21,560
You're a censor!

1415
01:49:21,560 --> 01:49:23,560
*Sexy music*

1416
01:49:23,560 --> 01:49:23,560
Uh oh!

1417
01:49:23,560 --> 01:49:25,560
Sorry!

1418
01:49:25,560 --> 01:49:25,560
Fuck!

1419
01:49:25,560 --> 01:49:27,560
*Sexy music*

1420
01:49:27,560 --> 01:49:29,560
*Sexy music*

1421
01:49:29,560 --> 01:49:31,560
*Sexy music*

1422
01:49:31,560 --> 01:49:33,560
*Sexy music*

1423
01:49:33,560 --> 01:49:35,560
What was that?

1424
01:49:35,560 --> 01:49:37,560
*Sexy music*

1425
01:49:37,560 --> 01:49:37,560
Now get ready!

1426
01:49:37,560 --> 01:49:39,560
We're going underground, baby!

1427
01:49:39,560 --> 01:49:41,560
This is the moment you've been waiting for all your life!

1428
01:49:41,560 --> 01:49:42,480
All your life.

1429
01:49:42,940 --> 01:49:43,540
Pure underground.

1430
01:49:43,540 --> 01:50:13,520
Pure underground.

1431
01:50:13,520 --> 01:50:32,520
*Mario plays*

1432
01:50:32,520 --> 01:50:36,520
Okay, yeah, Jill's not liking it so we'll have to crack on.

1433
01:50:36,520 --> 01:50:38,520
*Mario plays*

1434
01:50:38,520 --> 01:50:42,520
Fucking hell man, mask ain't added. Captain Cabinets, thank you.

1435
01:50:42,520 --> 01:50:49,520
Captain Cabinets, is it? Thanks very much man.

1436
01:50:49,520 --> 01:50:56,520
*Mario plays*

1437
01:50:56,520 --> 01:50:57,520
No.

1438
01:50:57,520 --> 01:51:01,520
*Mario plays*

1439
01:51:01,520 --> 01:51:05,520
I'll be waiting. *Mario plays*

1440
01:51:05,520 --> 01:51:07,520
Thank you very much.

1441
01:51:07,520 --> 01:51:11,520
*Mario plays*

1442
01:51:11,520 --> 01:51:15,520
*Mario plays*

1443
01:51:15,520 --> 01:51:19,520
*Mario plays*

1444
01:51:19,520 --> 01:51:21,520
Okay guys, speed run.

1445
01:51:21,520 --> 01:51:22,520
*Mario plays*

1446
01:51:22,520 --> 01:51:23,520
*Mario plays*

1447
01:51:23,520 --> 01:51:24,520
*Mario plays*

1448
01:51:24,520 --> 01:51:25,520
*Mario plays*

1449
01:51:25,520 --> 01:51:26,520
*Mario plays*

1450
01:51:26,520 --> 01:51:27,520
*Mario plays*

1451
01:51:27,520 --> 01:51:28,520
*Mario plays*

1452
01:51:28,520 --> 01:51:29,520
*Mario plays*

1453
01:51:29,520 --> 01:51:29,520
*Mario plays*

1454
01:51:29,520 --> 01:51:30,520
*Mario plays*

1455
01:51:30,520 --> 01:51:32,520
*Mario plays*

1456
01:51:32,520 --> 01:51:33,520
*Mario plays*

1457
01:51:33,520 --> 01:51:34,520
*Mario plays*

1458
01:51:34,520 --> 01:51:45,840
business end of the speedrun now guys this is the business end thank you very

1459
01:51:45,840 --> 01:51:57,820
much it's been a while mr. CD player thank you very much state of the art

1460
01:51:57,820 --> 01:52:17,440
Michael Jordan Peterson Peter slam Peter slam dunk we need typewriter in here now thank you very much

1461
01:52:17,440 --> 01:52:35,440
Michael Jordan Peterson thanks very much art you've been dupe dupe it thank you now what do we want to do here

1462
01:52:35,440 --> 01:52:43,620
what do we want to do here why are they giving us a chest there

1463
01:52:43,620 --> 01:53:04,820
just prepping my prepping the fucking gun

1464
01:53:04,820 --> 01:53:06,980
a shotty

1465
01:53:06,980 --> 01:53:14,060
oh god

1466
01:53:14,060 --> 01:53:21,060
I think I'll go back and get the Beretta just to fucking take my time with these clowns

1467
01:53:34,200 --> 01:53:54,960
I think just to spice things up we might have a bit of fucking smooth jazz just while we're killing these guys

1468
01:53:54,960 --> 01:54:24,940
*music*

1469
01:54:24,940 --> 01:54:26,940
*music*

1470
01:54:26,940 --> 01:54:28,940
*music*

1471
01:54:28,940 --> 01:54:32,940
*music*

1472
01:54:32,940 --> 01:54:45,940
That's nice. That's really nice. *music*

1473
01:54:45,940 --> 01:54:46,940
*music*

1474
01:54:46,940 --> 01:54:52,940
They're spitting shit. *music*

1475
01:54:52,940 --> 01:54:54,940
*music*

1476
01:54:54,940 --> 01:54:56,940
If I hadn't had the jazz on I would have heard that.

1477
01:54:56,940 --> 01:54:58,940
*music*

1478
01:54:58,940 --> 01:55:00,940
*music*

1479
01:55:00,940 --> 01:55:04,940
*music*

1480
01:55:04,940 --> 01:55:08,940
*music*

1481
01:55:08,940 --> 01:55:10,940
*music*

1482
01:55:10,940 --> 01:55:12,940
*music*

1483
01:55:12,940 --> 01:55:14,940
*music*

1484
01:55:14,940 --> 01:55:16,940
*music*

1485
01:55:16,940 --> 01:55:18,940
*music*

1486
01:55:18,940 --> 01:55:36,320
We've got another disc. We've got three discs. Wait, there's someone here. Someone. Ha! Good job we didn't have fucking Jimmy Jazz on.

1487
01:55:36,320 --> 01:56:06,000
Maybe he wasn't dead. Same fucker he got up. Electronically locked. Jimmy Jazz was a shop I saw in Brooklyn as well. I think it was like an... it sold like kind of Afro-American kind of cool wear like you know.

1488
01:56:06,000 --> 01:56:24,320
I went in and just walked out again. Look naked zombies! Now we can really take our time with these guys.

1489
01:56:24,320 --> 01:56:26,320
*Done*

1490
01:56:29,240 --> 01:56:31,240
*Done*

1491
01:56:44,120 --> 01:56:46,120
I can hear another fuckin' *Done*

1492
01:56:46,760 --> 01:56:48,760
I can hear something else, man.

1493
01:56:52,760 --> 01:56:53,760
Huh?

1494
01:56:53,760 --> 01:56:55,760
*Done*

1495
01:57:08,080 --> 01:57:11,760
Someone's playing Pugs in the next room.

1496
01:57:17,200 --> 01:57:17,920
Funny fucker.

1497
01:57:22,200 --> 01:57:24,200
*Sigh*

1498
01:57:24,200 --> 01:57:26,200
*BEEP*

1499
01:57:51,920 --> 01:57:52,920
Ah, fuck.

1500
01:57:52,920 --> 01:57:54,920
*BEEP*

1501
01:57:54,920 --> 01:57:55,920
Fuck.

1502
01:57:55,920 --> 01:57:56,920
*BEEP*

1503
01:57:56,920 --> 01:57:57,920
*BEEP*

1504
01:57:57,920 --> 01:57:58,920
*BEEP*

1505
01:57:58,920 --> 01:57:59,920
*BEEP*

1506
01:57:59,920 --> 01:58:00,920
*BEEP*

1507
01:58:00,920 --> 01:58:01,920
*BEEP*

1508
01:58:01,920 --> 01:58:02,920
*BEEP*

1509
01:58:02,920 --> 01:58:03,920
Fuck.

1510
01:58:03,920 --> 01:58:04,920
*BEEP*

1511
01:58:04,920 --> 01:58:05,920
*BEEP*

1512
01:58:05,920 --> 01:58:06,920
*BEEP*

1513
01:58:06,920 --> 01:58:07,920
*BEEP*

1514
01:58:07,920 --> 01:58:14,920
Welcome to the stream. The stream dream. Clean your- clean your goddamn room.

1515
01:58:14,920 --> 01:58:19,920
When I was in Brooklyn I went to a store called Jimmy Jazz.

1516
01:58:20,640 --> 01:58:22,540
They made clothes for men.

1517
01:58:25,380 --> 01:58:27,120
Large bomber jackets.

1518
01:58:28,020 --> 01:58:29,820
Fake Canada goose jackets.

1519
01:58:31,100 --> 01:58:32,400
Massive sneakers.

1520
01:58:34,020 --> 01:58:34,820
They weren't for me.

1521
01:58:35,040 --> 01:58:36,440
It wasn't my kind of store.

1522
01:58:36,820 --> 01:58:37,920
I wear suits only.

1523
01:58:40,760 --> 01:58:41,880
Researcher's letter.

1524
01:58:43,620 --> 01:58:45,380
June 8th, 1998.

1525
01:58:46,360 --> 01:58:47,060
Dear Ada.

1526
01:58:47,240 --> 01:58:47,520
Ada.

1527
01:58:48,200 --> 01:58:51,900
By the time you read this, I'll be something different.

1528
01:58:54,400 --> 01:58:57,080
Today's test turned out to be positive.

1529
01:58:57,480 --> 01:58:58,900
Just as I expected.

1530
01:58:59,500 --> 01:59:05,600
I feel like going crazy when I think about becoming one of them.

1531
01:59:09,120 --> 01:59:11,800
We all become something at some stage.

1532
01:59:12,740 --> 01:59:16,580
Whether or not you want to believe in that is your own problem.

1533
01:59:16,580 --> 01:59:20,280
May I suggest you go and read a book?

1534
01:59:22,760 --> 01:59:24,580
May I suggest you grow up?

1535
01:59:25,580 --> 01:59:26,600
Get a room.

1536
01:59:27,400 --> 01:59:28,300
Get a life.

1537
01:59:28,960 --> 01:59:29,700
Clean your room.

1538
01:59:30,360 --> 01:59:31,120
Choose life.

1539
01:59:33,020 --> 01:59:34,600
Choose a big fucking television.

1540
01:59:38,780 --> 01:59:39,400
Choose game.

1541
01:59:39,400 --> 01:59:40,760
Choose game shows.

1542
01:59:41,540 --> 01:59:41,980
Choose.

1543
01:59:42,200 --> 01:59:44,760
Choose watching mind-numbing game shows.

1544
01:59:52,000 --> 01:59:52,480
Ada.

1545
01:59:54,480 --> 01:59:57,620
You're not infected and I hope you will never be.

1546
02:00:04,620 --> 02:00:05,120
Ada.

1547
02:00:05,120 --> 02:00:05,180
Ada.

1548
02:00:05,680 --> 02:00:07,280
You are- you are- oh fuck.

1549
02:00:07,500 --> 02:00:11,080
You are not infected and I hope you will never be.

1550
02:00:11,960 --> 02:00:22,580
In case you're the last one left, take the material in the visual data room and go and get a brand new pronoun and don't use it.

1551
02:00:27,000 --> 02:00:32,000
And go to the power room to operate the triggering system.

1552
02:00:32,180 --> 02:00:36,500
Don't get triggered when I tell you about the triggering that I'm about to give you.

1553
02:00:38,980 --> 02:00:45,180
The last time- the last time somebody went to the power room to change their pronouns,

1554
02:00:46,180 --> 02:00:48,560
I became so triggered.

1555
02:00:52,560 --> 02:00:54,660
My head became a balloon.

1556
02:00:56,280 --> 02:00:57,460
I am your father.

1557
02:00:58,220 --> 02:00:59,640
Don't ever besmirch me.

1558
02:01:01,060 --> 02:01:02,240
You are that to me.

1559
02:01:02,380 --> 02:01:05,120
You're- you're a speck of- you're a tiny speck of dust.

1560
02:01:05,780 --> 02:01:07,880
You're not worth shit on my shoe.

1561
02:01:09,240 --> 02:01:13,940
If I was to get you on my shoe, I would wax you off with a cloth.

1562
02:01:14,880 --> 02:01:16,260
A bit of Mr. Sheen.

1563
02:01:16,880 --> 02:01:18,040
And polish my boot.

1564
02:01:19,520 --> 02:01:20,780
All about the place.

1565
02:01:24,280 --> 02:01:25,180
I am your father.

1566
02:01:25,280 --> 02:01:25,720
Look at me.

1567
02:01:26,480 --> 02:01:27,480
What have you done today?

1568
02:01:28,740 --> 02:01:29,820
What are you doing now?

1569
02:01:32,200 --> 02:01:34,720
Watching some idiot play a stupid game.

1570
02:01:36,040 --> 02:01:38,060
When really, you should have been reading my book.

1571
02:01:40,780 --> 02:01:42,240
Who the hell do you think you are?

1572
02:01:43,320 --> 02:01:44,020
Yeah, Jordan, man.

1573
02:01:44,100 --> 02:01:45,760
Will you- will you just read the fucking text?

1574
02:01:45,880 --> 02:01:47,480
Because we need- we're doing a speed run.

1575
02:01:48,440 --> 02:01:49,340
Speed run, huh?

1576
02:01:51,380 --> 02:01:52,980
Your speed run is this to me.

1577
02:01:54,440 --> 02:01:56,640
That's how much your speed run means to me.

1578
02:01:58,180 --> 02:01:58,940
Okay, Jordan.

1579
02:01:59,220 --> 02:02:00,500
Will you get back to the fucking thing?

1580
02:02:01,240 --> 02:02:01,840
Thank you.

1581
02:02:03,200 --> 02:02:06,920
Ada, when you- when you become triggered, make sure you escape.

1582
02:02:07,600 --> 02:02:11,260
And make all the public- make all this public through the media.

1583
02:02:13,600 --> 02:02:20,200
If everything is in order, all of the locks can be opened by the security system.

1584
02:02:22,880 --> 02:02:26,200
You can access the system if you log in.

1585
02:02:28,120 --> 02:02:29,300
With my name.

1586
02:02:29,300 --> 02:02:30,380
From the terminal.

1587
02:02:30,380 --> 02:02:31,280
From the terminal.

1588
02:02:32,400 --> 02:02:34,340
In the small lab.

1589
02:02:35,480 --> 02:02:37,560
And enter the password.

1590
02:02:38,680 --> 02:02:41,460
The password is your name, Ada.

1591
02:02:41,960 --> 02:02:42,880
Which is Ada.

1592
02:02:44,580 --> 02:02:47,100
To unlock the door at the B2.

1593
02:02:47,100 --> 02:02:47,100
To unlock the door at the B2.

1594
02:02:48,220 --> 02:02:50,460
Where the visual data room is located.

1595
02:02:50,820 --> 02:02:53,360
You'll need to access with our names.

1596
02:02:54,760 --> 02:02:56,300
That's me, John.

1597
02:02:56,940 --> 02:02:58,420
John B. Peterson.

1598
02:03:00,760 --> 02:03:03,000
And then enter another password.

1599
02:03:05,000 --> 02:03:06,920
I've written the code below.

1600
02:03:07,980 --> 02:03:11,220
I'm sure you'll understand it easily.

1601
02:03:13,700 --> 02:03:15,340
This is my last hope.

1602
02:03:15,720 --> 02:03:20,200
If you find me completely changed, please kill me yourself.

1603
02:03:20,900 --> 02:03:21,460
Password?

1604
02:03:21,920 --> 02:03:25,580
Yours faithfully, John.

1605
02:03:31,100 --> 02:03:31,860
Thanks, Jordan.

1606
02:03:34,240 --> 02:03:34,880
That's great.

1607
02:03:35,100 --> 02:03:38,300
It's great that we do have that kind of fucking sway.

1608
02:03:38,820 --> 02:03:41,180
The stream has come on so far since we started.

1609
02:03:41,340 --> 02:03:46,800
But we have the sway to be able to get this intellectual dark web.

1610
02:03:48,580 --> 02:03:50,100
Dark heavyweight.

1611
02:03:52,140 --> 02:03:54,700
To do fucking live commentary on the game.

1612
02:03:55,300 --> 02:03:58,480
Even though he doesn't approve of this kind of lifestyle.

1613
02:03:59,280 --> 02:04:01,880
He wants me to clean the room and stop playing the games, you know.

1614
02:04:09,300 --> 02:04:10,220
The triggering.

1615
02:04:14,600 --> 02:04:15,500
It's too dark.

1616
02:04:15,760 --> 02:04:16,960
How do you fucking light up?

1617
02:04:16,960 --> 02:04:21,840
Minus crack Peterson is after you.

1618
02:04:22,120 --> 02:04:24,120
He wants you to clean your fucking shoes.

1619
02:04:24,880 --> 02:04:26,600
He said you've got a messy room, man.

1620
02:04:31,100 --> 02:04:32,000
There is a switch.

1621
02:04:32,080 --> 02:04:32,520
Will you push it?

1622
02:04:32,640 --> 02:04:33,060
I will.

1623
02:04:33,820 --> 02:04:34,740
Now, what's this?

1624
02:04:34,840 --> 02:04:35,480
Poison, is it?

1625
02:04:41,580 --> 02:04:42,200
Clippy whip.

1626
02:04:42,200 --> 02:04:42,700
*BEEP*

1627
02:04:45,300 --> 02:04:47,300
Resident... Resident pay gap.

1628
02:04:53,800 --> 02:04:55,800
Resident gender wars.

1629
02:04:59,500 --> 02:05:00,300
What's that do?

1630
02:05:11,600 --> 02:05:12,700
What the fuck does that do?

1631
02:05:14,000 --> 02:05:14,700
Hang on.

1632
02:05:15,800 --> 02:05:16,700
What's the herb there?

1633
02:05:17,100 --> 02:05:18,700
What is the red... the red...

1634
02:05:20,700 --> 02:05:21,700
The red switch.

1635
02:05:23,700 --> 02:05:24,700
What does that do?

1636
02:05:26,000 --> 02:05:27,100
Switch? Yeah.

1637
02:05:28,200 --> 02:05:29,000
Ah.

1638
02:05:35,100 --> 02:05:36,600
You gendered your mother?

1639
02:05:36,600 --> 02:05:44,040
Resident pay gap.

1640
02:05:49,140 --> 02:05:49,660
Ah.

1641
02:05:49,660 --> 02:05:49,980
Ah.

1642
02:05:52,180 --> 02:05:53,980
Would you Adam and Eve it?

1643
02:05:54,980 --> 02:05:56,240
We have a bit of fucking Greek

1644
02:05:56,240 --> 02:05:57,020
Gretchen writing.

1645
02:05:57,600 --> 02:05:59,220
Or is it hieroglyphics or something?

1646
02:06:03,020 --> 02:06:03,920
Speedrun, guys.

1647
02:06:04,340 --> 02:06:05,740
Something is written on the picture.

1648
02:06:05,740 --> 02:06:09,340
Max.

1649
02:06:09,440 --> 02:06:10,380
Max Darwin.

1650
02:06:17,780 --> 02:06:19,260
Botany book. Remember that?

1651
02:06:19,360 --> 02:06:20,320
A long time ago now.

1652
02:06:20,880 --> 02:06:22,120
Scrap book.

1653
02:06:29,560 --> 02:06:31,100
Oh. Crack horn.

1654
02:06:31,600 --> 02:06:31,940
Fuck.

1655
02:06:31,940 --> 02:06:31,980
Fuck.

1656
02:06:34,700 --> 02:06:36,300
Max for strap on.

1657
02:06:41,300 --> 02:06:42,120
Pardon me.

1658
02:06:46,740 --> 02:06:48,520
We got a blue jewel.

1659
02:06:48,880 --> 02:06:49,880
A blue jewel.

1660
02:06:50,840 --> 02:06:51,980
Tree and apple.

1661
02:06:52,660 --> 02:06:53,680
A man and woman.

1662
02:06:54,360 --> 02:06:56,680
Oh. Fuck.

1663
02:06:57,460 --> 02:06:58,340
It's boring, man.

1664
02:06:58,580 --> 02:07:00,400
This is the password we have to work out now.

1665
02:07:00,500 --> 02:07:01,500
So M-A-N.

1666
02:07:02,000 --> 02:07:02,180
Woman.

1667
02:07:02,840 --> 02:07:03,140
No.

1668
02:07:03,460 --> 02:07:04,080
Camera phone.

1669
02:07:04,320 --> 02:07:05,940
I remember we didn't have this.

1670
02:07:06,720 --> 02:07:08,220
Didn't have this back in the day.

1671
02:07:08,280 --> 02:07:09,500
I had to go and get a pen and pad.

1672
02:07:11,080 --> 02:07:13,340
Now I can easily do this.

1673
02:07:13,340 --> 02:07:13,340
I can easily do this.

1674
02:07:16,340 --> 02:07:16,820
Alright.

1675
02:07:27,820 --> 02:07:28,760
Great stuff.

1676
02:07:29,420 --> 02:07:31,020
That's great stuff altogether.

1677
02:07:35,020 --> 02:07:38,320
And now we've got that. That's stream-ception for you.

1678
02:07:49,100 --> 02:07:50,420
Let's get out of this.

1679
02:07:59,060 --> 02:08:00,380
Come over here.

1680
02:08:01,100 --> 02:08:01,760
Look at that.

1681
02:08:01,760 --> 02:08:05,900
Okay.

1682
02:08:07,660 --> 02:08:10,020
Okay. So M is M.

1683
02:08:10,340 --> 02:08:11,300
A is A.

1684
02:08:12,100 --> 02:08:13,460
Whatever looks like A anyway.

1685
02:08:21,920 --> 02:08:24,260
Those C's are P's.

1686
02:08:28,400 --> 02:08:30,300
That's a... They're P's.

1687
02:08:31,020 --> 02:08:32,040
P's in a pod.

1688
02:08:39,460 --> 02:08:43,960
Now we have to get the book out and look at what the little thing says in the book.

1689
02:08:43,960 --> 02:08:45,660
M.

1690
02:08:58,120 --> 02:08:58,640
M.

1691
02:09:02,980 --> 02:09:04,820
M with two...

1692
02:09:04,820 --> 02:09:06,940
M with two eyes.

1693
02:09:08,340 --> 02:09:08,860
Fish.

1694
02:09:08,860 --> 02:09:11,780
M with two eyes.

1695
02:09:11,880 --> 02:09:13,180
Standing upwards. Fish.

1696
02:09:13,880 --> 02:09:15,100
An I and then an M.

1697
02:09:15,320 --> 02:09:16,180
M with two eyes.

1698
02:09:16,860 --> 02:09:18,040
Upwards standing. Fish.

1699
02:09:19,680 --> 02:09:20,580
One and then M.

1700
02:09:20,680 --> 02:09:21,400
M with two eyes.

1701
02:09:21,480 --> 02:09:22,420
Upwards standing. Fish.

1702
02:09:22,940 --> 02:09:23,700
One and then M.

1703
02:09:25,040 --> 02:09:26,620
M with two eyes.

1704
02:09:28,620 --> 02:09:29,540
Which is M.

1705
02:09:29,540 --> 02:09:29,540
Which is M.

1706
02:09:30,540 --> 02:09:31,920
Upwards standing. Fish.

1707
02:09:32,200 --> 02:09:32,860
Which is O.

1708
02:09:43,060 --> 02:09:43,740
L.

1709
02:09:44,000 --> 02:09:45,060
M O L.

1710
02:09:46,260 --> 02:09:47,260
M O L.

1711
02:09:47,940 --> 02:09:48,560
E.

1712
02:09:48,860 --> 02:09:49,260
Mole.

1713
02:09:51,260 --> 02:09:53,100
It's fucking Mole Man.

1714
02:09:53,520 --> 02:09:55,260
Hans Mole Man Man Man.

1715
02:09:57,540 --> 02:09:58,940
And that's how you work it out.

1716
02:10:00,260 --> 02:10:00,860
Speed run.

1717
02:10:06,440 --> 02:10:07,360
Speed run baby.

1718
02:10:07,360 --> 02:10:08,500
Hmm.

1719
02:10:08,500 --> 02:10:08,500
Hmm.

1720
02:10:08,500 --> 02:10:08,500
Hmm.

1721
02:10:08,500 --> 02:10:08,740
Hmm.

1722
02:10:08,740 --> 02:10:08,780
Hmm.

1723
02:10:08,780 --> 02:10:08,860
Hmm.

1724
02:10:08,860 --> 02:10:09,360
Hmm.

1725
02:10:37,540 --> 02:10:38,380
Mult Man's good.

1726
02:10:38,380 --> 02:10:39,620
Uh.

1727
02:10:39,620 --> 02:10:40,300
Shamrock.

1728
02:10:40,500 --> 02:10:41,200
Mult Man is good.

1729
02:10:41,800 --> 02:10:43,560
I'd like to make the Mult Man Prophecies.

1730
02:10:43,640 --> 02:10:44,600
But I don't know what that is.

1731
02:10:44,880 --> 02:10:45,200
Yet.

1732
02:10:45,460 --> 02:10:45,660
Right.

1733
02:10:45,980 --> 02:10:46,180
Oh.

1734
02:10:46,280 --> 02:10:46,840
Look at these boys.

1735
02:11:04,660 --> 02:11:05,060
Peened.

1736
02:11:06,680 --> 02:11:07,480
Oh god.

1737
02:11:07,660 --> 02:11:07,920
No.

1738
02:11:08,160 --> 02:11:08,660
No!

1739
02:11:33,280 --> 02:11:35,040
These guys hammered their mothers.

1740
02:11:35,040 --> 02:11:51,160
Resident Evil 2 has a similar kind of vibe in that when you get down to the lab, in the

1741
02:11:51,160 --> 02:11:58,160
end of that there's a load of naked zombies as well.

1742
02:11:58,160 --> 02:12:00,160
Fuckin' hell!

1743
02:12:00,160 --> 02:12:05,160
They're all locked.

1744
02:12:05,160 --> 02:12:07,160
Fuckin' hell!

1745
02:12:07,160 --> 02:12:12,160
They're all locked.

1746
02:12:12,160 --> 02:12:13,160
Power room.

1747
02:12:13,160 --> 02:12:19,160
The door is tightly locked.

1748
02:12:19,160 --> 02:12:20,160
Ada loves John forever.

1749
02:12:20,160 --> 02:12:21,160
*Sigh*

1750
02:12:21,160 --> 02:12:22,160
*Sigh*

1751
02:12:22,160 --> 02:12:23,160
*Sigh*

1752
02:12:23,160 --> 02:12:24,160
*Sigh*

1753
02:12:24,160 --> 02:12:25,160
*Sigh*

1754
02:12:25,160 --> 02:12:27,160
They're all locked.

1755
02:12:27,160 --> 02:12:28,160
Power room.

1756
02:12:28,160 --> 02:12:30,160
The door is tightly locked.

1757
02:12:30,160 --> 02:12:35,160
Ada loves John forever.

1758
02:12:35,160 --> 02:12:37,160
I'm gone forever.

1759
02:13:01,160 --> 02:13:03,160
Speedrun.

1760
02:13:03,160 --> 02:13:05,160
Speedrun.

1761
02:13:05,160 --> 02:13:07,160
Speedrun.

1762
02:13:15,160 --> 02:13:19,160
Various devices and chemicals. Nothing useful.

1763
02:13:31,160 --> 02:13:33,160
I'm going to get a cannon bed.

1764
02:13:35,160 --> 02:13:37,160
Will you turn it on? Yeah, yeah.

1765
02:13:37,160 --> 02:13:39,160
Ada loves John. And Mole.

1766
02:13:39,160 --> 02:13:41,160
Mole is after you.

1767
02:13:45,160 --> 02:13:47,160
Thank you very much, Evan.

1768
02:13:47,160 --> 02:13:49,160
I want the whole town to see me.

1769
02:13:49,160 --> 02:13:51,160
Oh, dude.

1770
02:13:59,160 --> 02:14:01,160
Is it Ada?

1771
02:14:07,160 --> 02:14:09,160
John.

1772
02:14:13,160 --> 02:14:15,160
Or is it John and Ada?

1773
02:14:19,160 --> 02:14:21,160
John.

1774
02:14:27,160 --> 02:14:27,160
Okay.

1775
02:14:35,160 --> 02:14:37,160
John.

1776
02:14:47,160 --> 02:14:49,160
Ada.

1777
02:14:51,160 --> 02:14:53,160
It's a speedrun now.

1778
02:14:53,160 --> 02:14:55,160
No comebacks.

1779
02:14:55,160 --> 02:14:57,160
No come down.

1780
02:15:01,160 --> 02:15:03,160
The final password.

1781
02:15:17,160 --> 02:15:17,160
Mole.

1782
02:15:19,160 --> 02:15:43,720
Thanks very much Evan for that.

1783
02:15:43,720 --> 02:15:46,220
I agree, I'm after buying some new clobber.

1784
02:15:46,220 --> 02:15:47,480
And Morgan Welsh.

1785
02:15:47,480 --> 02:15:50,300
Thank you.

1786
02:15:50,300 --> 02:15:51,300
Thank you.

1787
02:15:51,300 --> 02:16:10,300
I'm after the special. Various chemicals, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1788
02:16:10,300 --> 02:16:14,120
I wonder where he used that.

1789
02:16:14,120 --> 02:16:17,940
I wonder where he used that.

1790
02:16:17,940 --> 02:16:21,760
I wonder where he used that.

1791
02:16:21,760 --> 02:16:25,580
I wonder where he used that.

1792
02:16:25,580 --> 02:16:29,400
I wonder where he used that.

1793
02:16:29,400 --> 02:16:33,220
I wonder where he used that.

1794
02:16:33,220 --> 02:16:35,220
*Tonk*

1795
02:16:35,220 --> 02:16:37,220
*Boss-up breath*

1796
02:16:50,220 --> 02:16:51,220
Oh!

1797
02:16:56,220 --> 02:16:57,220
*Boss-up breath*

1798
02:17:04,220 --> 02:17:06,220
I've regenerated a few more new zomboses.

1799
02:17:17,220 --> 02:17:18,220
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1800
02:17:18,220 --> 02:17:20,220
*Tonk*

1801
02:17:20,220 --> 02:17:22,220
*Tonk*

1802
02:17:22,220 --> 02:17:51,220
*Done music*

1803
02:17:51,220 --> 02:18:03,220
That's them told anyway. They won't be coming back. Fuckin' hell. We were in there already. No way. Power room. Fuckin' hell.

1804
02:18:12,220 --> 02:18:14,220
I should probably go upstairs first.

1805
02:18:14,220 --> 02:18:16,220
*Done music*

1806
02:18:16,220 --> 02:18:22,220
Welcome to the speedrun, guys. Poor Barry got iced. He's not coming back.

1807
02:18:22,220 --> 02:18:32,220
*Done music*

1808
02:18:32,220 --> 02:18:36,220
Shotgun time.

1809
02:18:48,220 --> 02:18:50,220
So...

1810
02:18:50,220 --> 02:18:52,220
Oof.

1811
02:18:52,220 --> 02:18:56,220
It's very, very satisfying this.

1812
02:19:00,220 --> 02:19:02,220
We got a fax now.

1813
02:19:02,220 --> 02:19:04,220
Do you believe it?

1814
02:19:04,220 --> 02:19:06,220
Fax time.

1815
02:19:08,220 --> 02:19:13,220
To the General Manager of Sanitation Division.

1816
02:19:13,220 --> 02:19:19,220
From Special Committee on Disasters Raccoon Special Research Department.

1817
02:19:21,220 --> 02:19:28,220
This memorandum is strictly confidential and must be destroyed as soon as it is understood.

1818
02:19:28,220 --> 02:19:36,220
Regarding the T-Virus outbreak which occurred recently.

1819
02:19:36,220 --> 02:19:38,220
This is a committee conducted...

1820
02:19:38,220 --> 02:19:42,220
This committee conducted a field survey.

1821
02:19:42,220 --> 02:19:44,220
According to the survey results.

1822
02:19:44,220 --> 02:19:54,220
Estimates on the amount of damage caused by the accident are considerably greater than the reported earlier.

1823
02:19:54,220 --> 02:19:56,220
First and foremost.

1824
02:19:56,220 --> 02:20:02,220
Although it is very difficult to obtain accurate data in terms of actual numbers.

1825
02:20:02,220 --> 02:20:04,220
Are you looking at me?

1826
02:20:04,220 --> 02:20:06,220
I seen you looking into my eyes.

1827
02:20:06,220 --> 02:20:08,220
When I try to read the facts.

1828
02:20:10,220 --> 02:20:12,220
Is there something you want to tell me?

1829
02:20:12,220 --> 02:20:14,220
Is there something you're...

1830
02:20:14,220 --> 02:20:16,220
Something you're not sure of?

1831
02:20:20,220 --> 02:20:21,220
I see you.

1832
02:20:21,220 --> 02:20:22,220
I see you.

1833
02:20:22,220 --> 02:20:23,220
I see everything you do.

1834
02:20:23,220 --> 02:20:28,220
I watch you from the moment you wake to the moment your head hits the pillow again and goes back to sleep.

1835
02:20:30,220 --> 02:20:32,220
I think about what you will become.

1836
02:20:32,220 --> 02:20:34,220
I pray.

1837
02:20:34,220 --> 02:20:36,220
Every time I see you I pray.

1838
02:20:36,220 --> 02:20:38,220
Every time I see you.

1839
02:20:38,220 --> 02:20:42,220
Every time I see you I pray.

1840
02:20:46,220 --> 02:20:48,220
In terms of actual numbers.

1841
02:20:48,220 --> 02:20:54,220
It is thought that more than half of the researchers died after exposure to the T-virus.

1842
02:20:56,220 --> 02:21:04,220
The body count will most likely increase since nearly all of the survivors show symptoms peculiar to the T-virus.

1843
02:21:04,220 --> 02:21:06,220
Clean your room.

1844
02:21:08,220 --> 02:21:08,220
Second.

1845
02:21:08,220 --> 02:21:11,220
Our security system is still in operation.

1846
02:21:11,220 --> 02:21:12,220
Are you triggered?

1847
02:21:12,220 --> 02:21:14,220
I might...

1848
02:21:14,220 --> 02:21:15,220
Oh I'm sorry.

1849
02:21:15,220 --> 02:21:17,220
Am I triggering you?

1850
02:21:17,220 --> 02:21:22,220
However, our special security guard squad has been nearly destroyed.

1851
02:21:22,220 --> 02:21:36,220
Because of that, research information considered by your company to be top secret has been made available to outsiders.

1852
02:21:36,220 --> 02:21:41,220
Counter measures should be taken as soon as possible.

1853
02:21:41,220 --> 02:21:44,220
Finally, the security guard squad has been made available to outsiders.

1854
02:21:44,220 --> 02:21:50,220
Finally, many of the subjects from the experiment have escaped or are out of control.

1855
02:21:51,220 --> 02:21:52,220
Why?

1856
02:21:53,220 --> 02:21:55,220
Because their lives are a mess.

1857
02:21:56,220 --> 02:22:03,220
They don't have a father figure like me to wag my finger at them multiple times.

1858
02:22:07,220 --> 02:22:08,220
Their lives are this.

1859
02:22:08,220 --> 02:22:08,220
Their lives are this.

1860
02:22:08,220 --> 02:22:13,220
Minuscule speck of dust in between my thumb and forefinger.

1861
02:22:13,220 --> 02:22:14,220
Index finger I mean.

1862
02:22:14,220 --> 02:22:17,220
Oh I'm sorry.

1863
02:22:17,220 --> 02:22:19,220
Is this triggering you?

1864
02:22:19,220 --> 02:22:28,220
Finally, many of the subjects from the experiment must have escaped and are out of control.

1865
02:22:28,220 --> 02:22:33,220
We believe that some of the researchers were killed by these subjects and their bodies were mutilated.

1866
02:22:34,220 --> 02:22:40,220
By curious coincidence, these events are proof of the success of our research.

1867
02:22:40,220 --> 02:22:49,220
However, there is also a very high risk that this news may be leaked to the press if we don't act immediately.

1868
02:22:49,220 --> 02:22:50,220
The condition is very serious.

1869
02:22:50,220 --> 02:22:55,220
Our operation to cover up the situation is difficult to attain.

1870
02:22:56,220 --> 02:22:59,220
However, we hope the problem will be solved quickly.

1871
02:23:00,220 --> 02:23:06,360
We are especially concerned for the state police and STARS are intervening too quickly.

1872
02:23:07,300 --> 02:23:09,940
We need to act on the situation as well.

1873
02:23:10,720 --> 02:23:11,880
Clean your boots.

1874
02:23:12,800 --> 02:23:13,700
Thanks very much, Jordan.

1875
02:23:14,280 --> 02:23:15,300
That's very nice.

1876
02:23:15,940 --> 02:23:17,080
Really, really, really.

1877
02:23:18,120 --> 02:23:20,140
Really, really, really appreciate that.

1878
02:23:26,580 --> 02:23:28,100
Bit of erotica there.

1879
02:23:28,100 --> 02:23:30,100
Okay.

1880
02:23:44,540 --> 02:23:45,140
Passcode.

1881
02:23:45,240 --> 02:23:46,140
We don't have that, do we?

1882
02:23:48,060 --> 02:23:50,380
I do have the ammo disk.

1883
02:23:51,400 --> 02:23:53,300
Number two, Frank McCord.

1884
02:23:54,120 --> 02:23:54,960
Passcode one.

1885
02:23:54,960 --> 02:24:11,960
I swear by myself, declares the Lord, that because you have done this and have not withheld your son, your only son.

1886
02:24:14,140 --> 02:24:19,680
Genesis 22.16. Read it. Read it and weep, you piece of dirt.

1887
02:24:22,000 --> 02:24:23,240
Thanks, Jordan.

1888
02:24:28,280 --> 02:24:29,600
Passcode one.

1889
02:24:29,600 --> 02:24:58,100
The shades don't wreck the head now.

1890
02:24:58,100 --> 02:25:05,100
They might make things easier.

1891
02:25:05,100 --> 02:25:22,100
Speedrun though.

1892
02:25:22,100 --> 02:25:23,100
Speedrun.

1893
02:25:23,100 --> 02:25:25,100
I think there's a chest up here as well.

1894
02:25:25,100 --> 02:25:30,100
And I love the foley work here on the fucking metal.

1895
02:25:30,100 --> 02:25:37,100
The other way.

1896
02:25:37,100 --> 02:25:44,100
The other way.

1897
02:25:44,100 --> 02:25:46,100
The other way.

1898
02:25:46,100 --> 02:25:48,100
The other way.

1899
02:25:48,100 --> 02:25:55,100
The other way.

1900
02:25:55,100 --> 02:26:02,100
The other way.

1901
02:26:02,100 --> 02:26:04,100
The other way.

1902
02:26:04,100 --> 02:26:06,100
The other way.

1903
02:26:06,100 --> 02:26:06,600
Oh.

1904
02:26:07,740 --> 02:26:08,740
Maybe not.

1905
02:26:10,100 --> 02:26:10,980
Maybe this.

1906
02:26:10,980 --> 02:26:12,040
M.O. Disc.

1907
02:26:14,800 --> 02:26:15,800
M.O. Disc.

1908
02:26:29,540 --> 02:26:31,300
Wanna fuckin' save it soon enough.

1909
02:26:31,300 --> 02:26:39,800
I wonder if there's a typewriter upstairs.

1910
02:26:39,800 --> 02:26:43,800
Or should we go down to the thing and open the, uh...

1911
02:26:43,800 --> 02:26:47,880
The door.

1912
02:26:56,280 --> 02:26:58,200
All hail the American knight.

1913
02:26:58,200 --> 02:27:00,200
*Fighting*

1914
02:27:16,360 --> 02:27:17,200
*Pink*

1915
02:27:17,320 --> 02:27:17,860
*Pink*

1916
02:27:18,160 --> 02:27:18,660
*Pink*

1917
02:27:19,060 --> 02:27:20,160
*Pink*

1918
02:27:20,160 --> 02:27:21,160
*Pink*

1919
02:27:22,040 --> 02:27:22,660
*Pink*

1920
02:27:23,660 --> 02:27:24,660
*Pink*

1921
02:27:24,660 --> 02:27:25,160
*Pink*

1922
02:27:25,160 --> 02:27:53,160
*sad music*

1923
02:27:53,160 --> 02:28:05,160
Now, we go down and use the grandstand vidi printer. Again with the two disks and they'll give us the codes to the things we need.

1924
02:28:05,160 --> 02:28:21,160
*sad music*

1925
02:28:21,160 --> 02:28:23,160
*sad music*

1926
02:28:23,160 --> 02:28:28,160
We got cut off from this last one, the last tune here, which you've heard before but it's been a long time. We'll play it again.

1927
02:28:28,160 --> 02:28:30,160
*sad music*

1928
02:28:30,160 --> 02:28:34,160
*sad music*

1929
02:28:34,160 --> 02:28:36,160
*sad music*

1930
02:28:36,160 --> 02:28:40,160
*sad music*

1931
02:28:40,160 --> 02:28:41,160
*sad music*

1932
02:28:41,160 --> 02:28:42,160
*sad music*

1933
02:28:42,160 --> 02:28:45,840
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1934
02:28:45,840 --> 02:28:49,640
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1935
02:28:49,640 --> 02:28:53,520
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1936
02:28:53,520 --> 02:28:57,280
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1937
02:28:57,280 --> 02:29:03,560
how dare you oh you heard that one

1938
02:29:03,560 --> 02:29:04,520
you're a piece of shit

1939
02:29:04,520 --> 02:29:10,320
and then the old classic which hasn't it's been a while

1940
02:29:10,320 --> 02:29:40,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1941
02:29:40,300 --> 02:29:47,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1942
02:29:47,300 --> 02:29:51,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1943
02:29:51,300 --> 02:29:55,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1944
02:29:55,300 --> 02:29:59,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1945
02:29:59,300 --> 02:30:03,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1946
02:30:03,300 --> 02:30:10,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1947
02:30:10,300 --> 02:30:14,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1948
02:30:14,300 --> 02:30:18,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1949
02:30:18,300 --> 02:30:25,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1950
02:30:25,300 --> 02:30:29,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1951
02:30:29,300 --> 02:30:31,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1952
02:30:31,300 --> 02:30:33,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1953
02:30:33,300 --> 02:30:35,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1954
02:30:35,300 --> 02:30:37,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1955
02:30:37,300 --> 02:30:39,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1956
02:30:39,300 --> 02:30:42,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1957
02:30:42,300 --> 02:30:46,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1958
02:30:46,300 --> 02:30:48,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1959
02:30:48,300 --> 02:30:50,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1960
02:30:50,300 --> 02:30:52,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1961
02:30:52,300 --> 02:30:53,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1962
02:30:53,300 --> 02:30:54,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1963
02:30:54,300 --> 02:30:56,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1964
02:30:56,300 --> 02:30:57,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1965
02:30:57,300 --> 02:30:59,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1966
02:30:59,300 --> 02:31:01,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1967
02:31:01,300 --> 02:31:02,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1968
02:31:02,300 --> 02:31:03,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1969
02:31:03,300 --> 02:31:04,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1970
02:31:04,300 --> 02:31:05,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1971
02:31:05,300 --> 02:31:06,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1972
02:31:06,300 --> 02:31:07,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1973
02:31:07,300 --> 02:31:08,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1974
02:31:08,300 --> 02:31:09,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1975
02:31:09,300 --> 02:31:10,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1976
02:31:10,300 --> 02:31:11,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1977
02:31:11,300 --> 02:31:12,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1978
02:31:12,300 --> 02:31:13,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1979
02:31:13,300 --> 02:31:14,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1980
02:31:14,300 --> 02:31:15,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1981
02:31:15,300 --> 02:31:16,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1982
02:31:16,300 --> 02:31:17,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1983
02:31:17,300 --> 02:31:18,300
you're a piece of shit thank you

1984
02:31:18,300 --> 02:31:47,300
you're a piece of shit thank you very much

1985
02:31:47,300 --> 02:31:54,300
now where the fuck do I go

1986
02:31:54,300 --> 02:32:00,300
I think this was locked before we

1987
02:32:00,300 --> 02:32:14,300
Anaconda G thank you very much

1988
02:32:14,300 --> 02:32:16,300
thank you very much

1989
02:32:16,300 --> 02:32:17,300
thank you very much

1990
02:32:17,300 --> 02:32:21,300
you got a chip on your shoulder at least not a lot of chips

1991
02:32:21,300 --> 02:32:28,300
you got a chip on your shoulder at least not a lot of chips

1992
02:32:28,300 --> 02:32:30,300
you got a chip on your shoulder at least not a lot of chips

1993
02:32:30,300 --> 02:32:32,300
you got a chip on your shoulder at least not a lot of chips

1994
02:32:32,300 --> 02:32:34,300
you got a chip on your shoulder at least not a lot of chips

1995
02:32:34,300 --> 02:32:36,300
you got a chip on your shoulder at least not a lot of chips

1996
02:32:36,300 --> 02:32:37,300
you got a chip on your shoulder at least not a lot of chips

1997
02:32:37,300 --> 02:32:38,300
you got a chip on your shoulder at least not a lot of chips

1998
02:32:38,300 --> 02:32:39,300
you got a chip on your shoulder at least not a lot of chips

1999
02:32:39,300 --> 02:32:40,300
you got a chip on your shoulder at least not a lot of chips

2000
02:32:40,300 --> 02:32:41,300
you got a chip on your shoulder at least not a lot of chips

2001
02:32:41,300 --> 02:32:55,940
much an anaconda G faith Johnson anaconda G well well well how are you did you clean your room

2002
02:33:00,320 --> 02:33:07,520
basement level one helicopter port executive executives and government officials only on

2003
02:33:07,520 --> 02:33:17,000
helicopter port this restriction may not apply in case of an accident passage to the helicopter no one

2004
02:33:17,000 --> 02:33:28,520
is allowed to enter unless they have they are attended by a research consultant or security

2005
02:33:28,520 --> 02:33:38,000
director or father figure like me your father the father you never had but all is wanted

2006
02:33:38,000 --> 02:33:52,940
big daddy P the J man all others will be shot on site elevator the elevator stops during emergencies

2007
02:33:52,940 --> 02:34:03,320
basement level two visual data room visual data room is within the control of special research

2008
02:34:03,320 --> 02:34:25,800
division Keith Arving the room manager is designated to have jurisdiction over room usage or usage back when I used to work steel pits I used to pronounce it usage now I don't now I say usage

2009
02:34:25,800 --> 02:34:34,000
look at my hands look at my wedding band look at my round nails

2010
02:34:34,000 --> 02:34:37,620
and brown eyes

2011
02:34:37,620 --> 02:34:48,240
basement level three prison sanitation division controls the usage of the prison

2012
02:34:48,240 --> 02:34:55,200
consultant researchers e smith s ross shane ross

2013
02:34:55,200 --> 02:35:04,220
shane ross was involved in umbrella along with elliot smith the musician

2014
02:35:04,220 --> 02:35:15,440
and andreas wesker must be present if viruses used which is another way of saying used i used

2015
02:35:15,440 --> 02:35:23,040
to say when i used to work steel when i used to extract ore from the ground back before before

2016
02:35:23,040 --> 02:35:34,700
the gulags i used to pronounce it uzed triple lock door i used to have a triple lock door on my room

2017
02:35:34,700 --> 02:35:43,040
so the mommy couldn't see my my my room when mommy was knocking on my door i'd say get the hell out of

2018
02:35:43,040 --> 02:35:51,900
my room i'm cleaning it and she'd say why son why can i never come into your room i say because it's

2019
02:35:51,900 --> 02:36:02,960
got a triple lock on it mother now off i'm sorry fitter happier more productive

2020
02:36:02,960 --> 02:36:13,420
no one is allowed to enter my bedroom because it is so untied it's so unkempt

2021
02:36:13,420 --> 02:36:22,040
you must also have a passcode to clean my room mother passcode documents must be created on the

2022
02:36:22,040 --> 02:36:28,760
specialized output machine mother by the chief researcher of each block and she would say what are

2023
02:36:28,760 --> 02:36:35,500
you talking about son i just love you i want to see you i haven't seen you in weeks i would say mother

2024
02:36:35,500 --> 02:36:44,460
you next time you see me i will be a man right now i'm in my cocoon you don't know what the cocoon is all

2025
02:36:44,460 --> 02:36:51,200
because you have never you'd never know what it would be what it would mean to clean your room and

2026
02:36:51,200 --> 02:36:59,520
transform into a fully fledged man i entered my bedroom age 15 and i came out

2027
02:36:59,520 --> 02:37:04,740
aged 18 fully grown adult man

2028
02:37:04,740 --> 02:37:11,900
i could drink i could smoke i had hair on my balls

2029
02:37:11,900 --> 02:37:19,240
my room was so it was so tidy it was so clean

2030
02:37:19,240 --> 02:37:22,920
power room

2031
02:37:22,920 --> 02:37:31,460
once i had become a man and left my childhood teenage bedroom i changed the name of my bedroom to the power

2032
02:37:31,460 --> 02:37:38,200
the power room i left a little sign on the front said georgian b peterson's power room

2033
02:37:38,200 --> 02:37:44,940
mommy stay the fuck out mom

2034
02:37:44,940 --> 02:37:49,940
stay the fuck away

2035
02:37:49,940 --> 02:37:59,940
stay the fuck away where's dad where did daddy go i'll tell you where daddy went daddy's here now mommy

2036
02:37:59,940 --> 02:38:03,560
mommy every time i look in the mirror i see my dad

2037
02:38:03,560 --> 02:38:11,200
power room only headquarters supervisors may enter

2038
02:38:11,200 --> 02:38:18,760
this restriction may not apply if the consultant researcher has received special instructiones

2039
02:38:18,760 --> 02:38:25,680
passcode passcode output machine

2040
02:38:25,680 --> 02:38:35,440
no one is allowed to use the passcode output machine but the chief researchers

2041
02:38:35,440 --> 02:38:38,500
no one is allowed mommy

2042
02:38:38,500 --> 02:38:40,020
just me

2043
02:38:40,020 --> 02:38:41,420
and dad

2044
02:38:41,420 --> 02:38:42,680
who is me

2045
02:38:43,840 --> 02:38:49,300
basement level four

2046
02:38:49,300 --> 02:38:50,720
top secret

2047
02:38:50,720 --> 02:38:52,960
regarding the progress of tyrant

2048
02:38:52,960 --> 02:38:59,440
after the use of t-virus remaining document is unreadable

2049
02:38:59,440 --> 02:39:06,800
unreadable like most modern literature

2050
02:39:06,800 --> 02:39:10,520
tainted by the hand of modernity

2051
02:39:10,520 --> 02:39:14,400
not like my book though

2052
02:39:14,400 --> 02:39:17,740
or my lectures which have been transcribed

2053
02:39:17,740 --> 02:39:21,900
transcribed by many of my followers online

2054
02:39:21,900 --> 02:39:24,060
obsessive young men

2055
02:39:24,060 --> 02:39:26,540
who cling to my words

2056
02:39:26,540 --> 02:39:27,540
like

2057
02:39:27,540 --> 02:39:30,360
like babies clinging to their mother's teat

2058
02:39:30,360 --> 02:39:34,520
don't fuck with me

2059
02:39:34,520 --> 02:39:39,220
because i have an online army of young men who will get you

2060
02:39:39,220 --> 02:39:40,720
they will come for you

2061
02:39:40,720 --> 02:39:43,600
and they will make you see the endless pain of night

2062
02:39:43,600 --> 02:39:47,520
unless you have a power room which we you can escape into with your mommy

2063
02:39:47,520 --> 02:39:49,520
you're not getting that alive

2064
02:39:49,520 --> 02:39:53,840
thanks jordan for that

2065
02:39:53,840 --> 02:39:58,960
it's fucking great to have um just little

2066
02:39:58,960 --> 02:39:59,920
little

2067
02:39:59,920 --> 02:40:05,060
you know nuggets from one of the greatest minds

2068
02:40:05,060 --> 02:40:09,340
of our time

2069
02:40:09,340 --> 02:40:10,980
and there's a panel

2070
02:40:10,980 --> 02:40:12,760
will you open it

2071
02:40:12,760 --> 02:40:15,140
yes you will

2072
02:40:15,140 --> 02:40:19,060
and that slides down to reveal a little red button

2073
02:40:19,060 --> 02:40:21,280
will you push it

2074
02:40:21,280 --> 02:40:23,860
yes you will

2075
02:40:23,860 --> 02:40:26,460
and that moves a pillar

2076
02:40:26,460 --> 02:40:30,220
and this is all incredibly exciting stuff

2077
02:40:30,220 --> 02:40:33,480
and go over here to the fucking screen

2078
02:40:33,480 --> 02:40:34,900
we do a little bit of a powerpoint

2079
02:40:34,900 --> 02:40:38,020
a bit of a live show

2080
02:40:38,020 --> 02:40:41,980
maybe over to the fucking whiteboard

2081
02:40:41,980 --> 02:40:43,800
unfamiliar physics symbols

2082
02:40:43,800 --> 02:40:52,760
will you take the lab key you will

2083
02:40:52,760 --> 02:40:53,980
yeah

2084
02:40:53,980 --> 02:41:00,980
make a few calls now

2085
02:41:00,980 --> 02:41:15,700
oh he's a fucking hell man

2086
02:41:15,700 --> 02:41:20,400
round up the boys to come pointing

2087
02:41:20,400 --> 02:41:22,180
i want the whole town to see me

2088
02:41:22,180 --> 02:41:23,800
thanks very much there

2089
02:41:23,800 --> 02:41:25,240
milas

2090
02:41:25,240 --> 02:41:34,240
yeah i i'll try and release some of the music

2091
02:41:34,240 --> 02:41:37,520
but it's not finished milas

2092
02:41:37,520 --> 02:41:39,480
it all it needs polishing up

2093
02:41:39,480 --> 02:41:41,640
it's just a turd at the moment

2094
02:41:41,640 --> 02:41:42,580
it needs polishing

2095
02:41:42,580 --> 02:41:45,740
let's have a let's check this out

2096
02:41:45,740 --> 02:41:47,660
let's see what we got going on over here now

2097
02:41:47,660 --> 02:41:55,860
strange mark

2098
02:41:55,860 --> 02:41:56,840
it's carved

2099
02:41:56,840 --> 02:42:10,260
we haven't saved it in a long time

2100
02:42:10,260 --> 02:42:13,940
it'd be awful if something was fucking happening

2101
02:42:13,940 --> 02:42:19,600
what was all that about?

2102
02:42:19,600 --> 02:42:22,560
what was all that fucking jordan geese and stuff about?

2103
02:42:30,320 --> 02:42:35,780
i'm thinking about making a fucking peterson room

2104
02:42:35,780 --> 02:42:38,140
it's like a panic room

2105
02:42:38,140 --> 02:42:40,940
whenever i'm getting flustered i just go in

2106
02:42:40,940 --> 02:42:42,660
it's got loads of pictures of jp

2107
02:42:42,660 --> 02:42:45,700
and jp mcmanus as well

2108
02:42:45,700 --> 02:42:50,880
uh dear id yeah we fucking read that

2109
02:42:50,880 --> 02:42:51,200
right

2110
02:42:51,200 --> 02:42:55,640
read that

2111
02:42:55,640 --> 02:43:24,260
Jordan Peterson JP

2112
02:43:24,260 --> 02:43:27,020
and JP McManus

2113
02:43:27,020 --> 02:43:27,880
are gonna be fucking

2114
02:43:27,880 --> 02:43:29,320
discussing horse racing

2115
02:43:29,320 --> 02:43:29,960
money

2116
02:43:29,960 --> 02:43:32,300
and gender pronouns

2117
02:43:32,300 --> 02:43:35,340
at the electric picnic

2118
02:43:35,340 --> 02:43:36,980
minefield area

2119
02:43:36,980 --> 02:43:37,600
hosted

2120
02:43:37,600 --> 02:43:39,040
curated by

2121
02:43:39,040 --> 02:43:40,560
Dr. Mindflip

2122
02:43:40,560 --> 02:43:42,940
don't believe me?

2123
02:43:43,240 --> 02:43:44,400
Ask Dr. Mindflip

2124
02:43:44,400 --> 02:43:48,880
what the fuck is going on?

2125
02:43:48,940 --> 02:43:49,780
I don't know where I'm going

2126
02:43:52,880 --> 02:44:00,420
this is a speed one

2127
02:44:00,420 --> 02:44:00,840
now

2128
02:44:00,840 --> 02:44:04,220
yeah

2129
02:44:04,220 --> 02:44:04,920
ketema

2130
02:44:04,920 --> 02:44:08,320
you said you'd be commenting

2131
02:44:08,320 --> 02:44:08,780
ketema

2132
02:44:08,780 --> 02:44:09,840
are you there?

2133
02:44:12,640 --> 02:44:13,900
oh fuck fucks sake

2134
02:44:13,900 --> 02:44:15,980
getting fucking ketema out of it man

2135
02:44:15,980 --> 02:44:20,480
took the fucking ketema right off him there man

2136
02:44:20,480 --> 02:44:22,060
cunts fuck

2137
02:44:22,060 --> 02:44:25,060
oh we did it

2138
02:44:25,060 --> 02:44:41,060
how did you get on in Hong Kong

2139
02:44:41,060 --> 02:44:41,600
see you?

2140
02:44:41,600 --> 02:44:49,400
these purple headers here

2141
02:44:49,400 --> 02:44:54,080
fucking purple hills d12 featuring eminem

2142
02:44:54,080 --> 02:44:57,320
good luck

2143
02:44:57,320 --> 02:44:59,320
*Gunshot*

2144
02:44:59,320 --> 02:45:01,320
*Gunshot*

2145
02:45:01,320 --> 02:45:03,320
*Gunshot*

2146
02:45:03,320 --> 02:45:05,320
*Gunshot*

2147
02:45:05,320 --> 02:45:07,320
*Gunshot*

2148
02:45:07,320 --> 02:45:09,320
*Gunshot*

2149
02:45:09,320 --> 02:45:11,320
*Gunshot*

2150
02:45:11,320 --> 02:45:13,320
*Gunshot*

2151
02:45:13,320 --> 02:45:15,320
*Gunshot*

2152
02:45:15,320 --> 02:45:17,320
*Gunshot*

2153
02:45:17,320 --> 02:45:19,320
*Gunshot*

2154
02:45:19,320 --> 02:45:21,320
*Gunshot*

2155
02:45:21,320 --> 02:45:23,320
*Gunshot*

2156
02:45:23,320 --> 02:45:25,320
*Gunshot*

2157
02:45:25,320 --> 02:45:27,320
*Gunshot*

2158
02:45:27,320 --> 02:45:29,320
Keelan Croak

2159
02:45:29,320 --> 02:45:31,320
*Gunshot*

2160
02:45:31,320 --> 02:45:33,320
*Gunshot*

2161
02:45:33,320 --> 02:45:35,320
*Gunshot*

2162
02:45:35,320 --> 02:45:39,320
Instruments for operation. Some are bloodstained.

2163
02:45:39,320 --> 02:45:43,320
There's a little switch there that you stand on and something happens.

2164
02:45:43,320 --> 02:45:45,320
Oh, poison.

2165
02:45:45,320 --> 02:45:47,320
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.

2166
02:45:47,320 --> 02:45:49,320
I haven't saved it.

2167
02:45:49,320 --> 02:45:51,320
I haven't saved it.

2168
02:45:51,320 --> 02:45:53,320
*Gunshot*

2169
02:45:53,320 --> 02:45:55,320
*Gunshot*

2170
02:45:55,320 --> 02:45:57,320
*Gunshot*

2171
02:45:57,320 --> 02:45:59,320
*Gunshot*

2172
02:46:04,320 --> 02:46:06,320
*Gunshot*

2173
02:46:06,320 --> 02:46:07,320
*Mzier*

2174
02:46:07,320 --> 02:46:08,320
*Sigh*

2175
02:46:08,320 --> 02:46:10,320
*Mermin sudden voice*

2176
02:46:10,320 --> 02:46:11,320
*Mexas*

2177
02:46:11,320 --> 02:46:12,320
*Megin' voice*

2178
02:46:12,320 --> 02:46:13,320
*Mirror*

2179
02:46:13,320 --> 02:46:14,320
*Megin' voice*

2180
02:46:14,320 --> 02:46:15,320
*Megin' voice*

2181
02:46:15,320 --> 02:46:16,320
*Megin' voice*

2182
02:46:16,320 --> 02:46:17,320
*Megin' voice*

2183
02:46:17,320 --> 02:46:18,320
*Megin' voice*

2184
02:46:18,320 --> 02:46:19,320
*Megin' voice*

2185
02:46:19,320 --> 02:46:20,320
*Megin' voice*

2186
02:46:20,320 --> 02:46:21,320
*Megin' voice*

2187
02:46:21,320 --> 02:46:22,320
*Megin' voice*

2188
02:46:22,320 --> 02:46:23,320
*Megin' voice*

2189
02:46:23,320 --> 02:46:24,320
*Megin' voice*

2190
02:46:24,320 --> 02:46:25,320
*Megin' voice*

2191
02:46:25,320 --> 02:46:36,080
oh fuck speedrun this is the speedrun where we leave it now the bookmark of

2192
02:46:36,080 --> 02:46:38,940
the speedrun for the night

2193
02:46:38,940 --> 02:47:05,780
it's so nice to hear that fucking glockenspiel glockenspiel

2194
02:47:05,780 --> 02:47:26,620
ohhhhhh

2195
02:47:26,620 --> 02:47:55,520
thank you very much slipping into the nexus don't leave me well i'll be back as arnie said i'll be back

2196
02:47:55,520 --> 02:48:02,520
i'm just gonna look for some fucking videos oh the tour de france is gonna be on soon enough

2197
02:48:02,520 --> 02:48:03,520
soon enough.

2198
02:48:03,520 --> 02:48:31,520
*music*

2199
02:48:31,520 --> 02:48:39,520
Start in Brussels. That's where they start. They take the drugs in Brussels. They pick up the sack of drugs in Brussels, right?

2200
02:48:39,520 --> 02:48:43,520
Then they fucking blast it down to Eperny.

2201
02:48:43,520 --> 02:48:51,520
Where they... and then on to Nancy, right? Where they have an epi... they have an epi- journal, journal, dot ie.

2202
02:48:51,520 --> 02:48:57,520
And then they move on to Nancy. Where they do the blood transfusion there.

2203
02:48:57,520 --> 02:49:01,520
A few of the boys taking a few Lance Armstrongs.

2204
02:49:01,520 --> 02:49:05,520
Then on to Saint-de-Vosges.

2205
02:49:05,520 --> 02:49:07,520
And Calmar.

2206
02:49:07,520 --> 02:49:11,520
And La Plange des Bellefilles.

2207
02:49:11,520 --> 02:49:15,520
And Chalons-sur-Saint.

2208
02:49:15,520 --> 02:49:19,520
And feckin' Saint-Etienne.

2209
02:49:19,520 --> 02:49:21,520
After Macan.

2210
02:49:21,520 --> 02:49:27,520
And then they do a bit of Beroud... Beroud down... down that way then.

2211
02:49:27,520 --> 02:49:33,520
And then I hope you've got an alibi. Cause we're off to Albi.

2212
02:49:33,520 --> 02:49:35,520
Which is a rest day then.

2213
02:49:35,520 --> 02:49:37,520
Toulouse.

2214
02:49:37,520 --> 02:49:39,520
You win some, you Toulouse some.

2215
02:49:41,520 --> 02:49:43,520
Few bangers down in Begore.

2216
02:49:43,520 --> 02:49:45,520
Pau.

2217
02:49:45,520 --> 02:49:46,520
Okay.

2218
02:49:46,520 --> 02:49:47,520
Kapau.

2219
02:49:51,520 --> 02:49:53,520
Termalé Barrage.

2220
02:49:53,520 --> 02:49:54,520
Tarbes.

2221
02:49:54,520 --> 02:49:55,520
Fwa pras de albi.

2222
02:49:55,520 --> 02:49:56,520
Lemu.

2223
02:49:56,520 --> 02:49:57,520
Bit of Nimes.

2224
02:49:57,520 --> 02:50:12,520
And then there's a bit of Gap going on.

2225
02:50:12,520 --> 02:50:14,520
Down in the Alps.

2226
02:50:14,520 --> 02:50:19,520
And that's where the fuckin' polka dot jersey boys will come out of the woodwork then.

2227
02:50:20,520 --> 02:50:21,520
Gap.

2228
02:50:22,520 --> 02:50:23,520
Doing a bit of gaping.

2229
02:50:25,520 --> 02:50:26,520
Embrun.

2230
02:50:26,520 --> 02:50:27,520
Valer.

2231
02:50:29,520 --> 02:50:30,520
And Tignes.

2232
02:50:30,520 --> 02:50:34,520
Now this is where the heaviest drugs get taken around here.

2233
02:50:35,520 --> 02:50:35,520
Like...

2234
02:50:36,520 --> 02:50:38,520
You think that you can fuckin' cycle through the Alps.

2235
02:50:39,520 --> 02:50:41,520
With just a bottle of water and some fuckin'...

2236
02:50:43,520 --> 02:50:44,520
A bag of meanies.

2237
02:50:44,520 --> 02:50:45,520
And an apple.

2238
02:50:45,520 --> 02:50:46,520
You're wrong.

2239
02:50:48,520 --> 02:50:49,520
It requires blood transfusions.

2240
02:50:51,520 --> 02:50:52,520
And EpiPens.

2241
02:50:52,520 --> 02:50:54,520
And adrenaline boosters.

2242
02:50:54,520 --> 02:50:57,520
And lads injecting testosterone into their eyes.

2243
02:50:57,520 --> 02:50:58,520
And testes.

2244
02:50:58,520 --> 02:51:01,520
So that their testes are producing even more testosterone.

2245
02:51:02,520 --> 02:51:03,520
Because...

2246
02:51:03,520 --> 02:51:05,520
There's even more testosterone gone into them.

2247
02:51:06,520 --> 02:51:07,520
And jizz.

2248
02:51:12,520 --> 02:51:15,520
And then Val Thorns is gonna be meeting up with them for a house party.

2249
02:51:15,520 --> 02:51:17,520
Up on top of one of the fuckin'...

2250
02:51:17,520 --> 02:51:18,520
On top of the reek.

2251
02:51:20,520 --> 02:51:21,520
Then they fly the take a...

2252
02:51:22,520 --> 02:51:22,520
Cheating.

2253
02:51:22,520 --> 02:51:23,520
They take a plane back then.

2254
02:51:24,520 --> 02:51:26,520
To the Ark of Triumph.

2255
02:51:29,520 --> 02:51:30,520
"Ey.

2256
02:51:30,520 --> 02:51:33,520
What the fuckin' French ever fuckin' triumph at ey?"

2257
02:51:37,520 --> 02:51:39,520
And then they finish and it's the Ketima...

2258
02:51:39,520 --> 02:51:40,520
The Ketima set.

2259
02:51:40,520 --> 02:51:41,520
There.

2260
02:51:41,520 --> 02:51:42,520
And we're all going...

2261
02:51:42,520 --> 02:51:44,520
We're all going over for the fuckin' Ketima set.

2262
02:51:54,520 --> 02:51:55,520
Great animation there.

2263
02:51:55,520 --> 02:51:55,520
There.

2264
02:51:55,520 --> 02:51:56,520
There's another one.

2265
02:51:56,520 --> 02:51:57,520
It's the same one.

2266
02:51:57,520 --> 02:51:57,520
And this is it now.

2267
02:51:57,520 --> 02:51:58,520
We're gonna have a look again.

2268
02:51:58,520 --> 02:51:59,520
Just in case it was a bit too close for ya.

2269
02:51:59,520 --> 02:52:00,520
They really...

2270
02:52:00,520 --> 02:52:01,520
They really...

2271
02:52:01,520 --> 02:52:02,520
They go far, the boys, don't they?

2272
02:52:02,520 --> 02:52:03,520
They...

2273
02:52:03,520 --> 02:52:03,520
They go far, the boys, don't they?

2274
02:52:03,520 --> 02:52:03,520
They go far, the boys, don't they?

2275
02:52:03,520 --> 02:52:04,520
They go far, the boys.

2276
02:52:04,520 --> 02:52:05,520
They go far, the boys.

2277
02:52:05,520 --> 02:52:06,520
They go far, the boys.

2278
02:52:06,520 --> 02:52:07,520
They go far, the boys.

2279
02:52:07,520 --> 02:52:08,520
They go far, the boys.

2280
02:52:08,520 --> 02:52:09,520
They go far, the boys.

2281
02:52:09,520 --> 02:52:10,520
They go far, the boys.

2282
02:52:10,520 --> 02:52:11,520
They go far, the boys.

2283
02:52:11,520 --> 02:52:12,520
They go far, the boys.

2284
02:52:12,520 --> 02:52:13,520
They go far, the boys.

2285
02:52:13,520 --> 02:52:14,520
They go far, the boys.

2286
02:52:14,520 --> 02:52:15,520
They go far, the boys.

2287
02:52:15,520 --> 02:52:16,520
They go far, the boys.

2288
02:52:16,520 --> 02:52:17,520
They go far, the boys.

2289
02:52:17,520 --> 02:52:18,520
They go far, the boys.

2290
02:52:18,520 --> 02:52:19,520
They go far, the boys.

2291
02:52:19,520 --> 02:52:20,520
They go far, the boys.

2292
02:52:20,520 --> 02:52:21,520
They go far, the boys.

2293
02:52:21,520 --> 02:52:22,520
They go far, the boys, don't they?

2294
02:52:22,520 --> 02:52:23,520
They go far, the boys.

2295
02:52:23,520 --> 02:52:25,520
It's a tour of France.

2296
02:52:25,520 --> 02:52:27,520
Tour de France means tour of France.

2297
02:52:27,520 --> 02:52:29,520
So that's what they're doing.

2298
02:52:29,520 --> 02:52:31,520
And Belgium as well.

2299
02:52:32,520 --> 02:52:35,520
They don't go up the west coast, the boys.

2300
02:52:35,520 --> 02:52:36,520
They don't.

2301
02:52:36,520 --> 02:52:40,520
They just go down the fucking east flank.

2302
02:52:40,520 --> 02:52:43,520
Then over to the southwest.

2303
02:52:43,520 --> 02:52:46,520
Over to Catalan, Catalonia.

2304
02:52:46,520 --> 02:52:48,520
Then up the mountains.

2305
02:52:48,520 --> 02:52:56,520
Take a few Lance Armstrongs up on top of the Reek.

2306
02:52:56,520 --> 02:52:58,520
And then back to Paris for the Ketanacet.

2307
02:52:59,520 --> 02:53:02,520
Might have a cheeky half of a Lance there.

2308
02:53:02,520 --> 02:53:04,520
And then back home to Bedivise.

2309
02:53:04,520 --> 02:53:05,520
With the yellow jersey.

2310
02:53:08,520 --> 02:53:09,520
In your face.

2311
02:53:13,520 --> 02:53:15,520
Fucking Peru boys are after you.

2312
02:53:15,520 --> 02:53:18,520
The Peruvian dream screeners.

2313
02:53:18,520 --> 02:53:20,520
Shamans are after you as well.

2314
02:53:22,520 --> 02:53:25,520
Peru are gonna be playing Chile in the Copa America.

2315
02:53:25,520 --> 02:53:26,520
Hello?

2316
02:53:27,520 --> 02:53:29,520
We've got a black shadow, is it?

2317
02:53:36,520 --> 02:53:37,520
Mad crack.

2318
02:53:38,520 --> 02:53:40,520
Fucking crazy Peru boys.

2319
02:53:40,520 --> 02:53:43,520
Doing the old shamanic fucking mescaline boys.

2320
02:53:43,520 --> 02:53:46,520
I'd say they're on the cacti last night.

2321
02:53:47,520 --> 02:53:49,520
They've done a bit of black magic with the cactuses.

2322
02:53:50,520 --> 02:53:52,520
And now they're stepping on petals.

2323
02:53:52,520 --> 02:53:53,520
With bare foot.

2324
02:53:53,520 --> 02:53:54,520
With bare feet.

2325
02:53:55,520 --> 02:53:58,520
And they've got a lovely Coca-Cola football from Italia 90.

2326
02:53:59,520 --> 02:54:00,520
And a pair of blades.

2327
02:54:01,520 --> 02:54:03,520
A pair of mad blades.

2328
02:54:04,520 --> 02:54:05,520
High on cacti.

2329
02:54:06,520 --> 02:54:09,520
And you've got a load of fucking figurines on a chili jersey.

2330
02:54:12,520 --> 02:54:16,520
We'll see them at the Ketamasset in Paris at the end of the Tour de Force.

2331
02:54:17,520 --> 02:54:18,520
The fuck's that?

2332
02:54:18,520 --> 02:54:20,520
Arriving at Fort Jackson basic training.

2333
02:54:23,520 --> 02:54:24,520
God.

2334
02:54:24,520 --> 02:54:25,520
Imagine how shit that'd be.

2335
02:54:26,520 --> 02:54:28,520
Your life just turns into hell.

2336
02:54:28,520 --> 02:54:29,520
Life is about to turn into hell.

2337
02:54:29,520 --> 02:54:30,520
You're on a...

2338
02:54:30,520 --> 02:54:32,520
You're on a bus errand driven by Tommy Schlug.

2339
02:54:34,520 --> 02:54:35,520
Are you going...

2340
02:54:35,520 --> 02:54:37,520
Are you doing a bit of some military school in here?

2341
02:54:37,520 --> 02:54:38,520
Are you doing a bit of some military school in here?

2342
02:54:39,520 --> 02:54:40,520
Are you doing a bit of some military school in here?

2343
02:54:41,520 --> 02:54:42,520
Well.

2344
02:54:42,520 --> 02:54:44,520
Hopefully you'll make it back soon enough now.

2345
02:54:45,520 --> 02:54:46,520
Are you going fighting...

2346
02:54:47,520 --> 02:54:48,520
Over in Arabia is it?

2347
02:54:49,520 --> 02:54:51,520
Hopefully they don't do a bit of fighting in Arabia.

2348
02:54:53,520 --> 02:54:54,520
Alright.

2349
02:54:54,520 --> 02:54:54,520
What's up?

2350
02:54:54,520 --> 02:54:56,520
Everybody take your cell phones out and hold them up.

2351
02:55:00,520 --> 02:55:01,520
Alright.

2352
02:55:01,520 --> 02:55:03,520
On behalf of the Senate Colonel Browns, Command Sergeant Major Carr.

2353
02:55:04,520 --> 02:55:06,520
Welcome to 120th AG Battalion, Fort Jackson, South Carolina.

2354
02:55:07,520 --> 02:55:09,520
Take your phones, turn them off, put them in your bags.

2355
02:55:11,520 --> 02:55:11,520
Alright.

2356
02:55:11,520 --> 02:55:12,520
I am a drill sergeant.

2357
02:55:12,520 --> 02:55:15,520
Everyone wearing a hat like this or something similar is a drill sergeant.

2358
02:55:15,520 --> 02:55:17,520
You will address us as drill sergeant.

2359
02:55:17,520 --> 02:55:18,520
Do you understand?

2360
02:55:18,520 --> 02:55:19,520
Yes, drill sergeant.

2361
02:55:19,520 --> 02:55:21,520
From here on out the last three words out of your mouth.

2362
02:55:21,520 --> 02:55:22,520
Yes or no drill sergeant.

2363
02:55:22,520 --> 02:55:23,520
Do you understand?

2364
02:55:23,520 --> 02:55:24,520
Yes, drill sergeant.

2365
02:55:24,520 --> 02:55:27,520
Imagine you fucked up and went "Yah-i".

2366
02:55:28,520 --> 02:55:29,520
And then you just kicked off the bus.

2367
02:55:29,520 --> 02:55:30,520
You failed.

2368
02:55:30,520 --> 02:55:33,520
Your first mission was to just address him as drill sergeant.

2369
02:55:37,520 --> 02:55:38,520
Things are going to happen first.

2370
02:55:38,520 --> 02:55:39,520
When I tell you to get off my bus.

2371
02:55:39,520 --> 02:55:41,520
Females, you're going to get out first.

2372
02:55:41,520 --> 02:55:44,520
You're going to go to the vertical yellow lines on the left side.

2373
02:55:44,520 --> 02:55:45,520
In front of you.

2374
02:55:45,520 --> 02:55:48,520
Males, you're going to go to the vertical yellow lines on the right side.

2375
02:55:48,520 --> 02:55:50,520
Your paperwork will be in your left hand.

2376
02:55:50,520 --> 02:55:52,520
Your bags will be in your right hand.

2377
02:55:52,520 --> 02:55:54,520
Paperwork in the left hand.

2378
02:55:54,520 --> 02:55:55,520
Bags in the right hand.

2379
02:55:55,520 --> 02:55:56,520
Females on the left.

2380
02:55:56,520 --> 02:55:57,520
Males on the right.

2381
02:55:57,520 --> 02:56:00,520
Shite- Shite crack on the left hand.

2382
02:56:00,520 --> 02:56:02,520
Shite crack on the right.

2383
02:56:02,520 --> 02:56:06,520
Your life is about to turn into a- a big ball of shite crack.

2384
02:56:06,520 --> 02:56:07,520
Do you understand?

2385
02:56:07,520 --> 02:56:09,520
Yes, drill sergeant.

2386
02:56:09,520 --> 02:56:16,520
You are about to be bullied into submission for five months until you-

2387
02:56:16,520 --> 02:56:21,520
So you can go through a bullying process and become hardened bully souls yourselves.

2388
02:56:21,520 --> 02:56:23,520
You're about to be stripped of all dignity.

2389
02:56:23,520 --> 02:56:24,520
Do you understand?

2390
02:56:24,520 --> 02:56:26,520
Yes, yes, bill sergeant.

2391
02:56:26,520 --> 02:56:27,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2392
02:56:27,520 --> 02:56:28,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2393
02:56:28,520 --> 02:56:29,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2394
02:56:29,520 --> 02:56:30,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2395
02:56:30,520 --> 02:56:31,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2396
02:56:31,520 --> 02:56:32,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2397
02:56:32,520 --> 02:56:33,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2398
02:56:33,520 --> 02:56:34,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2399
02:56:34,520 --> 02:56:35,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2400
02:56:35,520 --> 02:56:36,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2401
02:56:36,520 --> 02:56:37,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2402
02:56:37,520 --> 02:56:38,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2403
02:56:38,520 --> 02:56:39,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2404
02:56:39,520 --> 02:56:40,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2405
02:56:40,520 --> 02:56:41,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2406
02:56:41,520 --> 02:56:42,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2407
02:56:42,520 --> 02:56:43,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2408
02:56:43,520 --> 02:56:44,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2409
02:56:44,520 --> 02:56:45,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2410
02:56:45,520 --> 02:56:46,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2411
02:56:46,520 --> 02:56:47,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2412
02:56:47,520 --> 02:56:48,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2413
02:56:48,520 --> 02:56:49,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2414
02:56:49,520 --> 02:56:50,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2415
02:56:50,520 --> 02:56:51,520
You're about to be bullied into the right hand.

2416
02:56:51,520 --> 02:56:54,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2417
02:56:54,520 --> 02:56:55,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2418
02:56:55,520 --> 02:56:56,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2419
02:56:56,520 --> 02:56:57,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2420
02:56:57,520 --> 02:56:58,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2421
02:56:58,520 --> 02:56:59,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2422
02:56:59,520 --> 02:57:00,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2423
02:57:00,520 --> 02:57:01,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2424
02:57:01,520 --> 02:57:02,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2425
02:57:02,520 --> 02:57:03,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2426
02:57:03,520 --> 02:57:04,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2427
02:57:04,520 --> 02:57:05,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2428
02:57:05,520 --> 02:57:06,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2429
02:57:06,520 --> 02:57:07,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2430
02:57:07,520 --> 02:57:08,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2431
02:57:08,520 --> 02:57:09,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2432
02:57:09,520 --> 02:57:10,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2433
02:57:10,520 --> 02:57:11,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2434
02:57:11,520 --> 02:57:12,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2435
02:57:12,520 --> 02:57:13,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2436
02:57:13,520 --> 02:57:14,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2437
02:57:14,520 --> 02:57:15,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2438
02:57:15,520 --> 02:57:16,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2439
02:57:16,520 --> 02:57:17,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2440
02:57:17,520 --> 02:57:18,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2441
02:57:18,520 --> 02:57:19,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2442
02:57:19,520 --> 02:57:20,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2443
02:57:20,520 --> 02:57:21,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2444
02:57:21,520 --> 02:57:22,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2445
02:57:22,520 --> 02:57:23,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2446
02:57:23,520 --> 02:57:24,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2447
02:57:24,520 --> 02:57:25,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2448
02:57:25,520 --> 02:57:26,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2449
02:57:26,520 --> 02:57:27,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2450
02:57:27,520 --> 02:57:28,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2451
02:57:28,520 --> 02:57:29,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2452
02:57:29,520 --> 02:57:30,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2453
02:57:30,520 --> 02:57:31,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2454
02:57:31,520 --> 02:57:32,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2455
02:57:32,520 --> 02:57:33,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2456
02:57:33,520 --> 02:57:34,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2457
02:57:34,520 --> 02:57:35,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2458
02:57:35,520 --> 02:57:36,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2459
02:57:36,520 --> 02:57:37,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2460
02:57:37,520 --> 02:57:38,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2461
02:57:38,520 --> 02:57:39,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2462
02:57:39,520 --> 02:57:40,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2463
02:57:40,520 --> 02:57:41,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2464
02:57:41,520 --> 02:57:42,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2465
02:57:42,520 --> 02:57:43,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2466
02:57:43,520 --> 02:57:44,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2467
02:57:44,520 --> 02:57:45,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2468
02:57:45,520 --> 02:57:46,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2469
02:57:46,520 --> 02:57:47,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2470
02:57:47,520 --> 02:57:48,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2471
02:57:48,520 --> 02:57:49,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2472
02:57:49,520 --> 02:57:50,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2473
02:57:50,520 --> 02:57:51,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2474
02:57:51,520 --> 02:57:52,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2475
02:57:52,520 --> 02:57:53,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2476
02:57:53,520 --> 02:57:54,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2477
02:57:54,520 --> 02:57:55,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2478
02:57:55,520 --> 02:57:56,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2479
02:57:56,520 --> 02:57:57,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2480
02:57:57,520 --> 02:57:58,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2481
02:57:58,520 --> 02:57:59,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2482
02:57:59,520 --> 02:58:00,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2483
02:58:00,520 --> 02:58:01,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2484
02:58:01,520 --> 02:58:02,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2485
02:58:02,520 --> 02:58:03,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2486
02:58:03,520 --> 02:58:04,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2487
02:58:04,520 --> 02:58:05,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2488
02:58:05,520 --> 02:58:06,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2489
02:58:06,520 --> 02:58:07,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2490
02:58:07,520 --> 02:58:08,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2491
02:58:08,520 --> 02:58:09,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2492
02:58:09,520 --> 02:58:10,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2493
02:58:10,520 --> 02:58:11,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2494
02:58:11,520 --> 02:58:12,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2495
02:58:12,520 --> 02:58:13,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2496
02:58:13,520 --> 02:58:14,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2497
02:58:14,520 --> 02:58:15,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2498
02:58:15,520 --> 02:58:16,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2499
02:58:16,520 --> 02:58:17,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2500
02:58:17,520 --> 02:58:18,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2501
02:58:18,520 --> 02:58:19,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2502
02:58:19,520 --> 02:58:20,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2503
02:58:20,520 --> 02:58:21,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2504
02:58:21,520 --> 02:58:22,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2505
02:58:22,520 --> 02:58:23,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2506
02:58:23,520 --> 02:58:24,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2507
02:58:24,520 --> 02:58:25,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2508
02:58:25,520 --> 02:58:26,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2509
02:58:26,520 --> 02:58:27,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2510
02:58:27,520 --> 02:58:28,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2511
02:58:28,520 --> 02:58:29,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2512
02:58:29,520 --> 02:58:30,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2513
02:58:30,520 --> 02:58:31,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2514
02:58:31,520 --> 02:58:32,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2515
02:58:32,520 --> 02:58:33,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2516
02:58:33,520 --> 02:58:34,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2517
02:58:34,520 --> 02:58:35,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2518
02:58:35,520 --> 02:58:36,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2519
02:58:36,520 --> 02:58:37,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2520
02:58:37,520 --> 02:58:38,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2521
02:58:38,520 --> 02:58:39,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2522
02:58:39,520 --> 02:58:40,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2523
02:58:40,520 --> 02:58:41,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2524
02:58:41,520 --> 02:58:42,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2525
02:58:42,520 --> 02:58:43,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2526
02:58:43,520 --> 02:58:44,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2527
02:58:44,520 --> 02:58:45,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2528
02:58:45,520 --> 02:58:46,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2529
02:58:46,520 --> 02:58:47,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2530
02:58:47,520 --> 02:58:48,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2531
02:58:48,520 --> 02:58:49,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2532
02:58:49,520 --> 02:58:50,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2533
02:58:50,520 --> 02:58:51,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2534
02:58:51,520 --> 02:58:52,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2535
02:58:52,520 --> 02:58:53,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2536
02:58:53,520 --> 02:58:54,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2537
02:58:54,520 --> 02:58:55,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2538
02:58:55,520 --> 02:58:56,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2539
02:58:56,520 --> 02:58:57,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2540
02:58:57,520 --> 02:58:58,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2541
02:58:58,520 --> 02:58:59,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2542
02:58:59,520 --> 02:59:00,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2543
02:59:00,520 --> 02:59:01,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2544
02:59:01,520 --> 02:59:02,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2545
02:59:02,520 --> 02:59:03,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2546
02:59:03,520 --> 02:59:04,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2547
02:59:04,520 --> 02:59:05,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2548
02:59:05,520 --> 02:59:06,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2549
02:59:06,520 --> 02:59:07,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2550
02:59:07,520 --> 02:59:08,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2551
02:59:08,520 --> 02:59:09,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2552
02:59:09,520 --> 02:59:10,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2553
02:59:10,520 --> 02:59:11,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2554
02:59:11,520 --> 02:59:12,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2555
02:59:12,520 --> 02:59:13,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2556
02:59:13,520 --> 02:59:14,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2557
02:59:14,520 --> 02:59:15,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2558
02:59:15,520 --> 02:59:16,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2559
02:59:16,520 --> 02:59:17,520
Why are you being bullied into the right hand?

2560
02:59:17,520 --> 02:59:20,520
"Seven years in the New Zealand wilderness"

2561
02:59:20,520 --> 02:59:24,520
"I'm more interested in the AFP rather than suggested videos"

2562
02:59:24,520 --> 02:59:30,520
"Bad crack"

2563
02:59:30,520 --> 02:59:33,520
"Bad crack"

2564
02:59:33,520 --> 02:59:35,520
"Death toll"

2565
02:59:35,520 --> 02:59:36,520
"Bad crack"

2566
02:59:36,520 --> 02:59:37,520
"Nigeria"

2567
02:59:37,520 --> 02:59:38,520
"Bad crack"

2568
02:59:44,520 --> 02:59:45,520
"Flooding"

2569
02:59:45,520 --> 02:59:47,520
"Ice shelves"

2570
02:59:57,520 --> 02:59:58,520
"No way"

2571
02:59:59,520 --> 03:00:01,520
"We've hit the fucking jackpot"

2572
03:00:02,520 --> 03:00:06,520
"Crazy stuff going on down in Mexico now"

2573
03:00:07,520 --> 03:00:12,520
"As a little miniature fucking crocodile"

2574
03:00:13,520 --> 03:00:18,520
"Is after getting married to a man or to a woman"

2575
03:00:18,520 --> 03:00:20,520
"You are a liar"

2576
03:00:20,520 --> 03:00:38,140
You are a liar.

2577
03:00:38,940 --> 03:00:42,340
You are a liar.

2578
03:00:44,400 --> 03:00:45,720
You are a liar.

2579
03:00:45,720 --> 03:00:50,720
You are a liar.

2580
03:00:50,720 --> 03:00:54,260
Someone just broke a glass there as well at the end.

2581
03:00:54,260 --> 03:00:56,100
Hong Kong, what happened?

2582
03:00:56,100 --> 03:00:57,840
What did happen?

2583
03:00:57,840 --> 03:01:01,600
I'm sure the New York Times will tell the truth.

2584
03:01:01,600 --> 03:01:10,600
Hong Kong has returned to China from the British.

2585
03:01:10,600 --> 03:01:13,600
Hong Kong has returned to China from the British.

2586
03:01:13,600 --> 03:01:16,600
Hong Kong would maintain a high degree of autonomy.

2587
03:01:16,600 --> 03:01:19,600
Now, that autonomy is under threat.

2588
03:01:19,600 --> 03:01:23,600
And people here are not happy about it.

2589
03:01:23,600 --> 03:01:26,600
Thanks very much, Ricky, for the donation there.

2590
03:01:26,600 --> 03:01:31,600
I'm not even on the screen.

2591
03:01:31,600 --> 03:01:33,600
Give me a sec.

2592
03:01:33,600 --> 03:01:35,600
Shout out there to Evangeline.

2593
03:01:35,600 --> 03:01:36,600
Thanks very much for watching.

2594
03:01:36,600 --> 03:01:37,600
Evangeline.

2595
03:01:37,600 --> 03:01:41,600
Sounds like a girl's name.

2596
03:01:41,600 --> 03:01:43,600
But he said it's a...

2597
03:01:43,600 --> 03:01:45,600
Oh, it probably is a girl's name, yeah.

2598
03:01:45,600 --> 03:01:52,600
Fair play to Evangeline for having the correct name for your gender.

2599
03:01:52,600 --> 03:01:59,600
But then I'm making assumptions on gender, which is, as we all know now, is a fucking construct.

2600
03:01:59,600 --> 03:02:00,600
So...

2601
03:02:02,600 --> 03:02:05,600
Hopefully I haven't fucking trodden on any toes there.

2602
03:02:05,600 --> 03:02:09,600
They followed weeks of protest against an extradition bill.

2603
03:02:09,600 --> 03:02:13,600
People here fear it would allow China to take anyone accused of a crime...

2604
03:02:13,600 --> 03:02:15,600
No legalized kidnapping.

2605
03:02:15,600 --> 03:02:16,600
Japanese whaling.

2606
03:02:16,600 --> 03:02:17,600
Here we go.

2607
03:02:17,600 --> 03:02:18,600
A bit of animal cruelty here from the Japanese.

2608
03:02:18,600 --> 03:02:19,600
Look at him and the Whale Master.

2609
03:02:19,600 --> 03:02:20,600
Look at that.

2610
03:02:20,600 --> 03:02:21,600
What a shot.

2611
03:02:21,600 --> 03:02:30,100
Japanese whaling here we go a bit of animal cruelty here from the Japanese look at him and the whale master

2612
03:02:30,100 --> 03:02:37,520
look at that what a shot

2613
03:02:37,520 --> 03:03:05,460
Jesus Christ it's tight isn't it poor bastard he didn't know it was coming you know he was just there swimming around

2614
03:03:05,460 --> 03:03:22,620
looks like he's got hairy teeth he got hair in his mouth today is the best day it was wonderful that we

2615
03:03:22,620 --> 03:03:41,580
were able to kill the whale it's fucking traditions there's not much they can do it's tradition they

2616
03:03:41,580 --> 03:03:58,260
can really stop we got here Hong Kong who we Kabul oh meet Taniola a batter one of the biggest young

2617
03:03:58,260 --> 03:04:04,140
names in Nigeria's burgeoning music scene with a little chains and bold dress sense 26 year old

2618
03:04:04,140 --> 03:04:09,960
Taniola has never been scared to stand out and she views her individualistic mentality as a key part of

2619
03:04:09,960 --> 03:04:24,300
her success if you don't have the mentality of success they will kid you and tell you know this is how you should be but I don't want to be like that I want to be me

2620
03:04:24,300 --> 03:04:41,460
do you want to get a bus together and we'll go to Giddy Fest sounds fucking class I think Boo Boo's gonna be on there let's listen to some of the tunes I subscribed fuck

2621
03:04:41,460 --> 03:04:43,840
It sounds fucking class.

2622
03:04:44,840 --> 03:04:46,540
I think Boo Boo's going to be on there.

2623
03:04:48,520 --> 03:04:50,020
Let's listen to some of the tunes.

2624
03:04:51,900 --> 03:04:52,940
I subscribed.

2625
03:04:53,280 --> 03:04:53,500
Fuck.

2626
03:04:53,500 --> 03:05:21,780
I see a lot of labels signing female artists nowadays.

2627
03:05:21,780 --> 03:05:22,340
Yeah.

2628
03:05:22,340 --> 03:05:27,700
And they'll tell me, since it was possible with you, then it can be possible with them too.

2629
03:05:29,460 --> 03:05:34,400
With over a million followers on Instagram and her YouTube videos racking up tens of millions of views,

2630
03:05:34,940 --> 03:05:38,140
Teni the Entertainer has truly asserted her presence on the African scene.

2631
03:05:39,040 --> 03:05:44,200
Her next goal is the international market, with her sights set on one day filling London's Wembley Stadium.

2632
03:05:44,660 --> 03:05:46,060
Thank you very much. I love you.

2633
03:05:48,340 --> 03:05:49,780
I don't know about that.

2634
03:05:50,620 --> 03:05:54,000
There was something there about a donkey. I did see it.

2635
03:05:54,840 --> 03:05:57,120
We might go on to that before we hit the sack.

2636
03:06:01,300 --> 03:06:02,140
There we go.

2637
03:06:02,820 --> 03:06:05,060
Wonder in Serbia's ultra expensive donkey.

2638
03:06:08,580 --> 03:06:09,860
Donkey cheese, baby.

2639
03:06:11,860 --> 03:06:13,240
Milk that donkey.

2640
03:06:13,240 --> 03:06:14,980
Milk that donkey. Make that cheese.

2641
03:06:14,980 --> 03:06:44,960
Let's go!

2642
03:06:44,960 --> 03:06:56,960
Let's go!

2643
03:06:56,960 --> 03:07:03,960
Danky soap is meant to be good for the skin so the cheese must be nice as well.

2644
03:07:03,960 --> 03:07:10,960
We saw this. We've seen the ice ladders last day.

2645
03:07:10,960 --> 03:07:17,960
Look.

2646
03:07:17,960 --> 03:07:18,960
Look.

2647
03:07:18,960 --> 03:07:19,960
Look.

2648
03:07:19,960 --> 03:07:20,960
Look.

2649
03:07:20,960 --> 03:07:21,960
Look.

2650
03:07:21,960 --> 03:07:22,960
Look.

2651
03:07:22,960 --> 03:07:23,960
Look.

2652
03:07:23,960 --> 03:07:24,960
Look.

2653
03:07:24,960 --> 03:07:25,960
Look.

2654
03:07:25,960 --> 03:07:26,960
Look.

2655
03:07:26,960 --> 03:07:27,960
Look.

2656
03:07:27,960 --> 03:07:28,960
Look.

2657
03:07:28,960 --> 03:07:29,960
Look.

2658
03:07:29,960 --> 03:07:30,960
Look.

2659
03:07:30,960 --> 03:07:31,960
Look.

2660
03:07:31,960 --> 03:07:49,880
Chernobyl-esque, Ukraine.

2661
03:07:50,520 --> 03:07:53,580
The place where the bad stuff happened in 1986.

2662
03:07:54,340 --> 03:07:59,080
But on the bright side, we got a fucking class TV show out of it 30 years later.

2663
03:07:59,560 --> 03:08:00,400
Don't know if you've seen it.

2664
03:08:00,920 --> 03:08:03,420
I got a fucking Pirate Bay job of it the last day.

2665
03:08:04,140 --> 03:08:05,740
Ultra high definition job.

2666
03:08:06,680 --> 03:08:07,560
It was class.

2667
03:08:08,340 --> 03:08:11,380
Bad form of them to fucking send the firemen in initially.

2668
03:08:12,340 --> 03:08:16,140
Making them pick up bits of fucking graphics off the floor.

2669
03:08:16,140 --> 03:08:18,620
Which were full of irradiation.

2670
03:08:20,500 --> 03:08:23,440
Nowadays, there's a sarcophagus around the building.

2671
03:08:24,460 --> 03:08:26,780
And lads are inside doing the fucking rounds.

2672
03:08:28,880 --> 03:08:30,960
This lad hammered his mother.

2673
03:08:33,700 --> 03:08:34,840
You hammered your mother.

2674
03:08:34,840 --> 03:08:36,020
With the chains.

2675
03:08:38,340 --> 03:08:42,840
There was a bit of fucking eclipsing going down over in Chile the last day.

2676
03:08:42,840 --> 03:08:43,860
Out in Vacuna.

2677
03:08:44,020 --> 03:08:44,600
Do you know it?

2678
03:08:45,600 --> 03:08:48,600
I was there on an Erasmus doing a J1 summer.

2679
03:08:49,320 --> 03:08:51,900
Out in Cocumbino region.

2680
03:08:52,560 --> 03:08:54,260
Place is fucking freezing, hey.

2681
03:08:55,980 --> 03:08:57,860
Place is fucking freezing and it's July.

2682
03:08:59,620 --> 03:09:02,460
There was some daft lad with a puppet out there, hey.

2683
03:09:03,000 --> 03:09:04,900
There was some daft lad with a puppet.

2684
03:09:05,580 --> 03:09:08,240
Staring at the sun with the fucking 3D specs on him.

2685
03:09:09,120 --> 03:09:11,680
He got the 3D specs from when he went to see Freddy.

2686
03:09:11,820 --> 03:09:12,860
Freddy got fingered.

2687
03:09:13,080 --> 03:09:14,400
When he went to see Freddy's dead.

2688
03:09:15,800 --> 03:09:19,560
Nightmare on Elm Street back in 1994 was 3D.

2689
03:09:20,000 --> 03:09:21,160
And he saved the specs.

2690
03:09:22,140 --> 03:09:24,040
And himself and the puppet looked at the sun.

2691
03:09:24,620 --> 03:09:26,280
But the specs were only 3D.

2692
03:09:26,400 --> 03:09:27,140
They were meant to be looked.

2693
03:09:27,480 --> 03:09:29,800
You were only meant to use them for looking at the fucking film.

2694
03:09:30,640 --> 03:09:33,580
So they had no effect on the UV rays.

2695
03:09:33,800 --> 03:09:34,540
As a result.

2696
03:09:34,980 --> 03:09:35,980
Fucking puppet masters.

2697
03:09:36,140 --> 03:09:37,260
Fucking blind now, man.

2698
03:09:37,760 --> 03:09:38,200
The puppet.

2699
03:09:38,860 --> 03:09:40,860
Sure, the puppet didn't even have eyes to begin with.

2700
03:09:41,420 --> 03:09:42,980
He can still do ventriloquism.

2701
03:09:43,580 --> 03:09:44,780
But his eyes are fucked.

2702
03:09:46,820 --> 03:09:50,560
The sun got eclipsed the last day by the moon.

2703
03:09:50,660 --> 03:09:51,400
Did you see it?

2704
03:09:52,140 --> 03:09:55,040
You had to use a special camera outside for it.

2705
03:09:55,500 --> 03:09:57,800
If you didn't have a special camera or a pole.

2706
03:09:58,680 --> 03:09:59,380
You were fucked.

2707
03:10:00,140 --> 03:10:02,360
You could make your own eclipse too.

2708
03:10:04,480 --> 03:10:07,600
People who had missed the eclipse.

2709
03:10:07,960 --> 03:10:10,120
Started to make their own eclipses with paper.

2710
03:10:10,660 --> 03:10:12,520
You can do this every day yourself as well.

2711
03:10:13,680 --> 03:10:15,600
Santiago was a great place to see it.

2712
03:10:16,140 --> 03:10:18,380
You got a nice little crescent red moon.

2713
03:10:18,600 --> 03:10:19,300
And it was lovely.

2714
03:10:21,240 --> 03:10:24,320
There was a bit of a fucking music class going on.

2715
03:10:24,400 --> 03:10:26,760
Down in the European Union.

2716
03:10:27,600 --> 03:10:28,440
Oh, it's beautiful.

2717
03:10:31,000 --> 03:10:32,040
The fucking leaving.

2718
03:10:32,040 --> 03:10:34,940
The leaving certs were doing a fucking grad mass.

2719
03:10:35,060 --> 03:10:36,400
Down in Strasbourg.

2720
03:10:36,520 --> 03:10:37,200
The last day.

2721
03:10:38,520 --> 03:10:42,300
And didn't the fucking tans turn their back on the music.

2722
03:10:42,860 --> 03:10:44,580
In a show of defiance.

2723
03:10:45,020 --> 03:10:48,220
Against the whole shambuzy.

2724
03:10:50,160 --> 03:10:53,160
Then some lad with a camera phone turned around as well.

2725
03:10:55,940 --> 03:10:57,860
Joyful Joyful was being sang.

2726
03:10:58,560 --> 03:11:02,140
Do you know that song that was made by Mozart back in the fucking 80s?

2727
03:11:02,580 --> 03:11:03,620
Joyful Joyful.

2728
03:11:04,100 --> 03:11:06,960
Yeah, well, they sang that down in Strasbourg.

2729
03:11:06,960 --> 03:11:07,900
The last day.

2730
03:11:08,440 --> 03:11:12,960
To a bunch of newly elected MEPs.

2731
03:11:13,680 --> 03:11:18,140
Sure, Pat Cox was doing that back in fucking 2001.

2732
03:11:18,520 --> 03:11:18,620
Sure.

2733
03:11:19,400 --> 03:11:20,820
Maria Walsh had...

2734
03:11:20,820 --> 03:11:23,360
Maria Walsh was playing with her Tamagotchi.

2735
03:11:26,080 --> 03:11:27,020
Maria Walsh...

2736
03:11:27,020 --> 03:11:31,580
Apparently, Maria Walsh was listening to fucking Bewitched on EarPods.

2737
03:11:32,140 --> 03:11:35,820
Whilst twinkling with her Tamagotchi.

2738
03:11:36,180 --> 03:11:40,320
All the while being blackjacked by a couple of Mary Robinsons.

2739
03:11:40,680 --> 03:11:41,780
Down the back.

2740
03:11:41,780 --> 03:11:48,880
Look at him, man.

2741
03:11:49,000 --> 03:11:50,500
Fucking clarinet Clarence.

2742
03:11:50,540 --> 03:11:52,540
And fucking saxophone Sam there.

2743
03:11:53,680 --> 03:11:55,260
Blowing hard on pipe.

2744
03:11:55,860 --> 03:11:57,700
The fucking wind instrument crew.

2745
03:11:58,200 --> 03:11:59,860
They got a few claps at the end.

2746
03:12:00,060 --> 03:12:02,640
But the tans kept their fucking backs turned.

2747
03:12:03,660 --> 03:12:04,500
More fool them.

2748
03:12:04,500 --> 03:12:07,960
They missed out on a great rendition of fucking Joyful Joyful.

2749
03:12:09,140 --> 03:12:10,660
It wasn't so joy...

2750
03:12:10,660 --> 03:12:13,360
Wasn't fucking so joyful at the end of it, though.

2751
03:12:13,880 --> 03:12:16,420
A bunch of lads in yellow jerseys.

2752
03:12:16,520 --> 03:12:18,600
They're just after doing the fucking Tour de Force.

2753
03:12:19,900 --> 03:12:21,900
They took a few Lance Armstrongs.

2754
03:12:21,980 --> 03:12:23,160
And then they were like...

2755
03:12:23,160 --> 03:12:23,820
Stop Brexit.

2756
03:12:23,940 --> 03:12:24,560
Fuck, man.

2757
03:12:25,180 --> 03:12:26,780
It's gonna be no use to anyone.

2758
03:12:29,180 --> 03:12:32,140
There's been a bit of a prickly fucking cactus crew.

2759
03:12:32,140 --> 03:12:33,220
Down in Chile.

2760
03:12:34,220 --> 03:12:36,120
There's a cacti festival going on.

2761
03:12:36,800 --> 03:12:38,100
A bit of riding in tents.

2762
03:12:38,720 --> 03:12:39,920
And it was still fucking freezing.

2763
03:12:40,240 --> 03:12:40,600
Tell you.

2764
03:12:40,840 --> 03:12:41,680
It was intense.

2765
03:12:41,800 --> 03:12:42,380
I was there.

2766
03:12:42,880 --> 03:12:43,360
We took...

2767
03:12:43,360 --> 03:12:44,580
Myself and the boys.

2768
03:12:45,200 --> 03:12:46,000
Took...

2769
03:12:46,000 --> 03:12:47,780
Cracked open a few cactuses.

2770
03:12:48,300 --> 03:12:50,300
And drank the fucking cactus...

2771
03:12:50,300 --> 03:12:51,240
Cactus water.

2772
03:12:51,800 --> 03:12:53,260
Wasn't it full of mesclature?

2773
03:12:54,000 --> 03:12:54,740
We couldn't...

2774
03:12:54,740 --> 03:12:55,900
We slept for days.

2775
03:12:56,440 --> 03:12:57,900
And played Jim Morrison tunes.

2776
03:12:58,900 --> 03:13:01,160
Then some mad cat from fucking...

2777
03:13:01,160 --> 03:13:04,420
Some mad cat from Berlin was there with a shitty tattoo.

2778
03:13:04,960 --> 03:13:07,960
And a load of fucking DSLRs strapped up to...

2779
03:13:07,960 --> 03:13:10,740
This is getting better and better, man.

2780
03:13:12,340 --> 03:13:12,900
Some...

2781
03:13:12,900 --> 03:13:13,140
Some...

2782
03:13:13,140 --> 03:13:20,360
Some chick from Berlin with fucking dodgy tats was there and green hair.

2783
03:13:21,120 --> 03:13:25,960
She had a rake of DSLRs strapped up to a load of fucking NASA units.

2784
03:13:27,160 --> 03:13:33,100
NASA sent their first ever child out to Chile the last day to have a look at the fucking mesclin boys.

2785
03:13:33,100 --> 03:13:35,720
He had a cool backpack.

2786
03:13:37,000 --> 03:13:38,100
Meanwhile...

2787
03:13:39,060 --> 03:13:40,340
Fucking Jake Gyllenhaal.

2788
03:13:40,480 --> 03:13:41,600
Was that Jake Gyllenhaal?

2789
03:13:47,140 --> 03:13:49,240
Fucking Snake Gyllenhaal was...

2790
03:13:49,240 --> 03:13:52,360
Was down in the children's hospital doing nice stuff.

2791
03:13:52,880 --> 03:13:57,300
All the fucking Hollywood boys were being sound and visiting kids in hospital.

2792
03:13:57,620 --> 03:13:58,620
It was very nice.

2793
03:13:58,780 --> 03:14:01,320
And it was very hard to mock and make a laugh out of.

2794
03:14:03,420 --> 03:14:05,620
What the fuck is this?

2795
03:14:05,720 --> 03:14:06,800
Rare Hail Carpets.

2796
03:14:06,900 --> 03:14:07,400
Okay, let's go.

2797
03:14:09,900 --> 03:14:10,900
Mexico now.

2798
03:14:10,900 --> 03:14:14,900
Where Rare Hail has fucking hit the...

2799
03:14:15,640 --> 03:14:17,160
Carpeted the Mexican city.

2800
03:14:18,560 --> 03:14:19,740
In ice.

2801
03:14:21,800 --> 03:14:23,840
Bit of a fucking bad buzz hay.

2802
03:14:24,020 --> 03:14:24,980
Seems though it's July.

2803
03:14:26,100 --> 03:14:28,160
You'd think there'd be a lot of sun down in Mexico.

2804
03:14:28,740 --> 03:14:30,100
Well, you're fucking wrong, man.

2805
03:14:30,660 --> 03:14:31,540
Schnacktapus.

2806
03:14:32,100 --> 03:14:34,700
Apparently there's so much fucking drugs being...

2807
03:14:34,700 --> 03:14:40,280
Produced and driven through Mexico now that it's actually just schnackta all over the streets, man.

2808
03:14:40,840 --> 03:14:41,980
Kids are playing in it, sure.

2809
03:14:42,860 --> 03:14:44,440
Fucking pumped up to the gills.

2810
03:14:45,620 --> 03:14:47,740
Schnacktaballs the size of hailstones.

2811
03:14:48,700 --> 03:14:50,620
Were found out in Mexico, man.

2812
03:14:51,280 --> 03:14:52,540
Pure meth lab.

2813
03:14:53,600 --> 03:14:56,640
Fucking Walter White and fucking Whitney Houston job.

2814
03:14:58,520 --> 03:15:02,000
Bit of pride going on down in Istanbul the last day.

2815
03:15:03,180 --> 03:15:04,580
A few of the boys were...

2816
03:15:04,580 --> 03:15:07,180
A few of the boys went down to the Turkish baths.

2817
03:15:08,000 --> 03:15:08,380
No fucking...

2818
03:15:08,380 --> 03:15:09,960
No undies on them.

2819
03:15:09,960 --> 03:15:11,600
And a load of rainbows.

2820
03:15:14,560 --> 03:15:15,640
Pure whistles.

2821
03:15:16,680 --> 03:15:18,260
Blowing on whistles they were.

2822
03:15:19,260 --> 03:15:19,580
The...

2823
03:15:19,580 --> 03:15:24,520
Some lad was wearing lipstick and fucking fanning himself.

2824
03:15:25,320 --> 03:15:26,120
And a load of other...

2825
03:15:26,120 --> 03:15:29,060
A load of other rainbow lads were fucking just...

2826
03:15:29,060 --> 03:15:30,340
Ergadanning it up, man.

2827
03:15:31,680 --> 03:15:32,200
Transmasters.

2828
03:15:32,720 --> 03:15:34,660
Fucking Transformers and the like.

2829
03:15:35,740 --> 03:15:36,760
Rasputin and the boys.

2830
03:15:38,040 --> 03:15:40,020
Nerfish Aljurr was there.

2831
03:15:40,480 --> 03:15:41,580
Fucking Mashgonner.

2832
03:15:41,580 --> 03:15:47,420
Rasputin's after you.

2833
03:15:47,840 --> 03:15:48,240
Yeah.

2834
03:15:48,240 --> 03:15:49,160
Ha ha.

2835
03:15:51,560 --> 03:15:52,160
Fuck.

2836
03:15:52,900 --> 03:15:54,840
Ergadan was wearing a fucking bit of...

2837
03:15:55,400 --> 03:15:57,200
A lovely fancy mask.

2838
03:15:58,040 --> 03:16:00,000
And he's last with the cunt.

2839
03:16:00,840 --> 03:16:04,240
Meanwhile, Rasputin was doing a bit of fucking shooting.

2840
03:16:06,420 --> 03:16:08,460
Getting mad Transformide.

2841
03:16:09,580 --> 03:16:09,980
There was a...

2842
03:16:09,980 --> 03:16:12,180
Some cunt had a paintball gun.

2843
03:16:13,720 --> 03:16:15,700
I don't think he was proud though.

2844
03:16:16,020 --> 03:16:17,800
I think he was fucking getting rid of...

2845
03:16:17,800 --> 03:16:19,340
Getting rid of things he could...

2846
03:16:19,340 --> 03:16:20,320
He didn't want to see.

2847
03:16:26,720 --> 03:16:28,020
Slippin into the Nexus.

2848
03:16:28,220 --> 03:16:29,180
Thanks very much, hey.

2849
03:16:30,300 --> 03:16:32,580
Fucking Pride got a bit lively the last day.

2850
03:16:33,040 --> 03:16:34,620
There was a few people who weren't proud.

2851
03:16:35,440 --> 03:16:35,960
And then a...

2852
03:16:35,960 --> 03:16:37,080
Paintball...

2853
03:16:37,080 --> 03:16:39,560
There was a fucking paintballer there as well, man.

2854
03:16:40,120 --> 03:16:41,280
Doing the rounds.

2855
03:16:44,800 --> 03:16:45,940
Oh, fucking hell.

2856
03:16:50,200 --> 03:16:51,400
Jesus Christ.

2857
03:16:54,760 --> 03:16:55,540
Fucking hell.

2858
03:16:55,540 --> 03:16:59,460
They're not the cops, are they?

2859
03:17:05,940 --> 03:17:07,060
Fucking mentlers.

2860
03:17:09,360 --> 03:17:10,420
Ha ha ha ha.

2861
03:17:13,360 --> 03:17:14,320
Fucking hell.

2862
03:17:16,400 --> 03:17:18,860
The Red Bull fucking flood tag...

2863
03:17:18,860 --> 03:17:20,700
Tag was going on down in Leon.

2864
03:17:21,740 --> 03:17:22,520
The boys...

2865
03:17:22,520 --> 03:17:28,060
The boys took a load of minions...

2866
03:17:28,060 --> 03:17:29,840
And headed down to the fucking...

2867
03:17:29,840 --> 03:17:31,200
Flug tag the last day.

2868
03:17:31,200 --> 03:17:33,260
Ha ha ha.

2869
03:17:33,260 --> 03:17:33,560
Ha ha.

2870
03:17:33,560 --> 03:17:35,480
Ha ha.

2871
03:17:35,480 --> 03:17:37,520
The Flug wank.

2872
03:17:37,520 --> 03:17:38,200
Fucking...

2873
03:17:38,200 --> 03:17:38,880
The off...

2874
03:17:38,880 --> 03:17:44,540
The offspring are after you.

2875
03:17:44,540 --> 03:17:45,540
A giant penis.

2876
03:17:45,540 --> 03:17:46,680
A giant penis.

2877
03:17:48,280 --> 03:17:48,760
With...

2878
03:17:48,760 --> 03:17:50,480
Who was that?

2879
03:17:50,560 --> 03:17:51,640
Was that fucking...

2880
03:17:51,640 --> 03:17:54,360
British diver Tom Daley's head...

2881
03:17:54,360 --> 03:17:55,600
On the end of a big penis.

2882
03:17:56,340 --> 03:17:56,840
Oh, it's not.

2883
03:17:56,920 --> 03:17:57,380
It's someone else.

2884
03:17:58,380 --> 03:18:00,240
I just associated diving.

2885
03:18:00,240 --> 03:18:00,280
I just associated diving.

2886
03:18:01,680 --> 03:18:02,560
And then...

2887
03:18:02,560 --> 03:18:03,620
With Tom Daley.

2888
03:18:04,080 --> 03:18:05,760
And then on the end of a giant cock.

2889
03:18:06,320 --> 03:18:08,740
Which is really an eggplant or aubergine.

2890
03:18:12,200 --> 03:18:13,340
These things are rubbish.

2891
03:18:13,460 --> 03:18:15,300
Have you ever seen anyone get that far...

2892
03:18:15,300 --> 03:18:15,960
On any of this?

2893
03:18:16,060 --> 03:18:17,460
They just fall into the water.

2894
03:18:17,580 --> 03:18:18,460
Like it's just shite.

2895
03:18:20,240 --> 03:18:21,180
That had potential.

2896
03:18:21,180 --> 03:18:38,020
A few pinkos were taken down in Harrow the last day.

2897
03:18:38,820 --> 03:18:39,600
In London.

2898
03:18:41,640 --> 03:18:42,860
Or Harrow in Spain.

2899
03:18:45,680 --> 03:18:47,560
Pink paint and all that kind of stuff.

2900
03:18:48,360 --> 03:18:49,360
Summertime...

2901
03:18:49,360 --> 03:18:50,760
Annual fucking...

2902
03:18:50,760 --> 03:18:52,440
Paint Frown Festival or something.

2903
03:18:53,360 --> 03:18:54,480
Peppa Pig and the boys.

2904
03:19:01,880 --> 03:19:02,320
Rubbish.

2905
03:19:02,320 --> 03:19:05,160
You've seen enough when you've seen five seconds of that.

2906
03:19:10,620 --> 03:19:11,780
What guns are they?

2907
03:19:13,620 --> 03:19:15,440
He's tall, the fucking front lad, isn't he?

2908
03:19:19,340 --> 03:19:21,140
The fucking Queen and the Brits.

2909
03:19:24,060 --> 03:19:25,340
Guns with knives, man.

2910
03:19:26,120 --> 03:19:27,060
Fucking Stires.

2911
03:19:33,060 --> 03:19:36,320
The Queen was getting a medal for being fucking old the last day, man.

2912
03:19:37,940 --> 03:19:38,540
She accepted it.

2913
03:19:38,540 --> 03:19:39,540
She accepted it.

2914
03:19:41,540 --> 03:19:43,240
And then went and shook some hands.

2915
03:19:43,240 --> 03:19:44,480
Some other fucking...

2916
03:19:44,480 --> 03:19:45,340
Whoever the fuck's.

2917
03:19:45,400 --> 03:19:45,780
I don't know.

2918
03:19:47,940 --> 03:19:49,180
White laced...

2919
03:19:49,180 --> 03:19:50,340
White laced glove.

2920
03:19:52,860 --> 03:19:54,240
Bit of a fucking...

2921
03:19:55,660 --> 03:19:56,400
Hunch.

2922
03:19:57,260 --> 03:19:59,380
Sydney got fucking burnt the last day, man.

2923
03:19:59,500 --> 03:20:01,000
Fucking fog and shroud.

2924
03:20:01,780 --> 03:20:03,200
All over the opera house, man.

2925
03:20:03,200 --> 03:20:03,220
All over the opera house, man.

2926
03:20:04,840 --> 03:20:06,020
Good job we weren't there.

2927
03:20:06,500 --> 03:20:07,720
Good job I'm not there, man.

2928
03:20:07,760 --> 03:20:09,940
I'm glad I wasn't in fucking Sydney the last day.

2929
03:20:10,040 --> 03:20:10,740
Did you see it?

2930
03:20:11,460 --> 03:20:12,940
Place was clouded out of it, man.

2931
03:20:12,980 --> 03:20:13,580
With clouds.

2932
03:20:15,500 --> 03:20:17,200
Place was flooded and shrouded.

2933
03:20:19,160 --> 03:20:22,860
Cunts were on top of the bridge waving flags, but you couldn't see them because of the shroud.

2934
03:20:26,160 --> 03:20:27,860
Warm enough weather as well, I'd say.

2935
03:20:28,140 --> 03:20:28,420
Heat.

2936
03:20:28,580 --> 03:20:29,660
The heat would keep you warm.

2937
03:20:30,420 --> 03:20:32,700
But the cloud would keep you fucking blind.

2938
03:20:34,620 --> 03:20:37,440
Someone was fucking vaping back on a Da Vinci load.

2939
03:20:38,480 --> 03:20:39,260
They exhaled.

2940
03:20:40,100 --> 03:20:41,420
And everyone got high.

2941
03:20:44,760 --> 03:20:46,460
Seven seconds away.

2942
03:20:46,880 --> 03:20:47,940
I'll be waiting.

2943
03:20:48,140 --> 03:20:49,060
Yeah, spendag.

2944
03:20:49,140 --> 03:20:49,500
Thank you.

2945
03:20:49,740 --> 03:20:51,360
Seven seconds away.

2946
03:20:51,520 --> 03:20:55,920
Starting this Saturday, one week of bull running in Pamplona, Spain.

2947
03:20:58,000 --> 03:20:59,900
If it's a live stream, we can do that.

2948
03:20:59,960 --> 03:21:00,620
It's cruel, though.

2949
03:21:01,560 --> 03:21:04,860
But I mean, maybe there's some way you can fucking subvert it.

2950
03:21:05,900 --> 03:21:07,360
The Parisians are after you.

2951
03:21:09,280 --> 03:21:13,280
Taking a wee old dippy-wippy in the fucking fountain of love and life.

2952
03:21:16,260 --> 03:21:17,700
Thanks very much, spendag.

2953
03:21:22,780 --> 03:21:25,240
Ah, they got a nice bit of heat waving, didn't they?

2954
03:21:25,280 --> 03:21:26,680
They got better than us anyway.

2955
03:21:27,480 --> 03:21:30,660
I was out the heat wave last week, but I didn't get burnt.

2956
03:21:31,140 --> 03:21:32,680
It wasn't 32.5.

2957
03:21:33,120 --> 03:21:35,680
Highest it got to now is about 23 or 24.

2958
03:21:38,460 --> 03:21:47,100
Now, bit of koi out in the G20.

2959
03:21:48,880 --> 03:21:50,000
Out in Japan, man.

2960
03:21:51,280 --> 03:21:56,800
Fucking Alan Rickshaw, who's sadly no longer with us, has re-emerged.

2961
03:21:58,440 --> 03:21:59,860
Eamon Dev Learra vibes.

2962
03:22:01,320 --> 03:22:04,700
Fucking Dev Learra was doing rickshaws down in Dublin the last night.

2963
03:22:05,360 --> 03:22:07,980
He tried to sell me an ounce of smoke.

2964
03:22:10,120 --> 03:22:11,520
Outside the GPO.

2965
03:22:12,060 --> 03:22:16,300
He picked me up outside the GPO and dropped me off on Camden, Camden Street.

2966
03:22:16,820 --> 03:22:17,940
Outside Whelan's.

2967
03:22:18,360 --> 03:22:23,780
Then tried to sell me an ounce of fucking pure 1916 smoke.

2968
03:22:26,080 --> 03:22:27,440
The koi carp, too.

2969
03:22:27,780 --> 03:22:28,920
They love a bit of it.

2970
03:22:30,600 --> 03:22:34,140
We might go fucking, we might go feeding koi carp tomorrow.

2971
03:22:40,080 --> 03:22:42,060
California fucking USA job.

2972
03:22:42,360 --> 03:22:43,320
Poppy seeds, is it?

2973
03:22:44,440 --> 03:22:45,700
LED poppies, man.

2974
03:22:45,780 --> 03:22:47,920
Harvesting the fucking opium out in California.

2975
03:22:48,440 --> 03:22:49,640
It's gone pure LED.

2976
03:23:01,640 --> 03:23:03,020
I'll be wanking.

2977
03:23:04,260 --> 03:23:05,680
Mind flip, thanks very much.

2978
03:23:07,720 --> 03:23:08,920
Dr. Mind flip.

2979
03:23:10,640 --> 03:23:11,900
Thank you very much.

2980
03:23:14,120 --> 03:23:14,720
Jesus.

2981
03:23:15,000 --> 03:23:17,140
They're really milking this fucking thing.

2982
03:23:17,220 --> 03:23:17,680
You've seen it.

2983
03:23:17,760 --> 03:23:19,320
After five seconds, you know what it's about.

2984
03:23:19,440 --> 03:23:20,920
There's no need for it.

2985
03:23:24,660 --> 03:23:25,260
Jerusalem.

2986
03:23:25,480 --> 03:23:26,140
Ketamasset.

2987
03:23:26,780 --> 03:23:27,480
Boiler room.

2988
03:23:28,120 --> 03:23:28,820
Fucking Dart.

2989
03:23:29,480 --> 03:23:30,220
George Feely.

2990
03:23:30,220 --> 03:23:32,620
Tommy Houlahan.

2991
03:23:33,080 --> 03:23:33,380
El.

2992
03:23:34,380 --> 03:23:35,060
Ketamasset.

2993
03:23:35,280 --> 03:23:35,980
And Colleen.

2994
03:23:36,700 --> 03:23:37,920
Out in Jerusalem, man.

2995
03:23:39,220 --> 03:23:40,800
Doing techno damage.

2996
03:23:40,920 --> 03:23:42,840
But techno notice of those cunts, man.

2997
03:23:44,280 --> 03:23:45,720
The Israelis, that is.

2998
03:23:54,520 --> 03:23:55,800
Fucking hardcore, man.

2999
03:23:56,440 --> 03:23:57,920
Doing a bit of fucking...

3000
03:23:57,920 --> 03:24:00,880
A bit of genocide core.

3001
03:24:01,400 --> 03:24:04,360
The boys out in Jerusalem are doing genocide core now.

3002
03:24:04,640 --> 03:24:05,480
It's the newest...

3003
03:24:05,480 --> 03:24:06,880
It's the freshest shit going.

3004
03:24:09,440 --> 03:24:10,520
Up all night, man.

3005
03:24:10,540 --> 03:24:11,720
On the fucking genocides.

3006
03:24:11,780 --> 03:24:12,180
Haha.

3007
03:24:13,180 --> 03:24:15,180
We took a bit of fucking land the last day.

3008
03:24:15,200 --> 03:24:18,320
We took a few land pills off the Palestinian boys.

3009
03:24:18,980 --> 03:24:20,160
We were up all night, man.

3010
03:24:20,740 --> 03:24:22,460
The come down was so hard...

3011
03:24:22,460 --> 03:24:24,540
That we cried tears...

3012
03:24:24,540 --> 03:24:25,540
And moved back...

3013
03:24:25,540 --> 03:24:26,300
Moved to Europe.

3014
03:24:28,300 --> 03:24:32,020
A few fucking wildfires are burning down in Tarragona, man.

3015
03:24:32,220 --> 03:24:33,560
Hopefully no one's got iced.

3016
03:24:38,360 --> 03:24:42,580
Fireman fucking Sam was doing overtime the last day in Spain.

3017
03:24:43,580 --> 03:24:45,660
Espanol to me and you, you cunt.

3018
03:24:45,660 --> 03:24:46,160
Haha.

3019
03:24:47,420 --> 03:24:50,360
He brought his hose all the way over from Wales.

3020
03:24:52,040 --> 03:24:54,300
From Ponty Pandy out in Wales.

3021
03:24:54,300 --> 03:24:54,740
Haha.

3022
03:24:55,800 --> 03:24:57,140
I heard fucking...

3023
03:24:57,140 --> 03:24:59,980
Fireman Sam was doing overtime in Spain.

3024
03:25:00,320 --> 03:25:04,360
Brought the truck over on a ferry from Ponty Pandy to Tarragona.

3025
03:25:04,900 --> 03:25:06,760
Fucking size of that sausage, man.

3026
03:25:07,300 --> 03:25:10,300
Pure motherfucking New York fucking schnitzel.

3027
03:25:11,940 --> 03:25:18,060
You've got the Italian boys whipping out a fucking stinky penis there, man.

3028
03:25:19,160 --> 03:25:20,560
Stick that baby on the grill.

3029
03:25:21,380 --> 03:25:23,200
A Jordan B penis in there, hey.

3030
03:25:23,820 --> 03:25:24,720
Clean your cock.

3031
03:25:25,900 --> 03:25:27,120
Guinness World Record.

3032
03:25:27,680 --> 03:25:28,160
World's...

3033
03:25:28,160 --> 03:25:30,260
World's longest banger.

3034
03:25:31,260 --> 03:25:33,180
You're gonna stick that inside a bun.

3035
03:25:33,680 --> 03:25:35,500
Plenty of mustard on that now to fuck.

3036
03:25:36,040 --> 03:25:38,400
Throw a few onions and chilies on that, you cunt.

3037
03:25:38,400 --> 03:25:39,580
Have you any...

3038
03:25:39,580 --> 03:25:41,340
Have you any...

3039
03:25:41,340 --> 03:25:42,520
Have you any Coleman's?

3040
03:25:42,520 --> 03:25:44,520
Or is it just that Frenchie shite?

3041
03:25:46,480 --> 03:25:46,880
Lash...

3042
03:25:46,880 --> 03:25:47,380
Lash...

3043
03:25:47,380 --> 03:25:53,540
Lash a bit of Ballymaloo on that before I slap you.

3044
03:25:57,440 --> 03:25:59,240
The Polish are after you, man.

3045
03:26:00,360 --> 03:26:01,340
Connor Spellman.

3046
03:26:01,400 --> 03:26:01,900
How are you?

3047
03:26:02,320 --> 03:26:03,220
Is this live?

3048
03:26:03,220 --> 03:26:04,360
No, it's not, man.

3049
03:26:04,780 --> 03:26:06,160
It's not Connor Spellman.

3050
03:26:06,280 --> 03:26:06,920
Go to bed.

3051
03:26:06,920 --> 03:26:12,300
Change that, man.

3052
03:26:12,400 --> 03:26:15,920
Don't want to be fucking watching people playing in paddling pools.

3053
03:26:16,260 --> 03:26:16,860
It's weird.

3054
03:26:17,720 --> 03:26:18,720
Do you know Italy, do you?

3055
03:26:19,100 --> 03:26:20,600
I know a lad over in Genoa.

3056
03:26:20,720 --> 03:26:21,220
Do you know him?

3057
03:26:21,960 --> 03:26:23,200
He was living on...

3058
03:26:23,200 --> 03:26:25,300
He was living out there on a fucking springboard.

3059
03:26:26,480 --> 03:26:27,660
Oh, it's Joan O'Bridge.

3060
03:26:28,060 --> 03:26:28,500
Shycrack.

3061
03:26:28,800 --> 03:26:29,400
Sorry about that.

3062
03:26:30,740 --> 03:26:31,880
Fucking foundation.

3063
03:26:32,200 --> 03:26:33,320
Anyone for an ice lolly?

3064
03:26:33,400 --> 03:26:33,780
No, hey.

3065
03:26:33,780 --> 03:26:36,400
We've seen this last week, but we sure will watch it again.

3066
03:26:36,400 --> 03:26:37,400
Fucking...

3067
03:26:37,400 --> 03:26:38,400
Fucking...

3068
03:26:39,000 --> 03:26:43,240
They were feeding all the prisoners, I mean, sorry, animals in that zoo.

3069
03:26:44,820 --> 03:26:45,660
Ice lollies.

3070
03:26:45,740 --> 03:26:48,200
Because, like, it was getting heat waved out of it, man.

3071
03:26:49,480 --> 03:26:52,880
Marsupials who don't belong here and should be in another world.

3072
03:26:54,780 --> 03:26:57,160
We're being cooled down by sprinkler systems.

3073
03:26:57,940 --> 03:27:02,160
It's great that they fucking sprinkle down the animals that they've trapped inside the cages.

3074
03:27:02,780 --> 03:27:04,080
That's the least they could do.

3075
03:27:04,380 --> 03:27:08,020
It's the most humane thing they could do for the animals that they're kept captive.

3076
03:27:09,460 --> 03:27:13,040
The French are awful sound to the animals that they've imprisoned.

3077
03:27:13,760 --> 03:27:16,440
They spray them down and give them fucking ice lolly, sure.

3078
03:27:16,780 --> 03:27:18,280
There's nothing cruel about it, man.

3079
03:27:19,100 --> 03:27:20,420
Fucking watermelons.

3080
03:27:20,960 --> 03:27:21,480
Fruits.

3081
03:27:21,960 --> 03:27:22,580
You name it.

3082
03:27:23,300 --> 03:27:23,920
Oh, beautiful.

3083
03:27:24,560 --> 03:27:26,800
Fucking Kim Jong-un, man.

3084
03:27:27,640 --> 03:27:29,860
And fucking Fonnel Pump.

3085
03:27:30,420 --> 03:27:35,820
Fonnel Pump and Fing Jong Moon were walking around a sack of the last day.

3086
03:27:36,460 --> 03:27:39,100
Fucking hot sacks on the pair of them, man.

3087
03:27:39,600 --> 03:27:42,460
The weather was 35.9 on the Richter scale.

3088
03:27:43,180 --> 03:27:45,540
The two of them looked like they were sweaty as fuck.

3089
03:27:46,160 --> 03:27:49,160
I'd say Fonnel Pump had a real sweaty sack,

3090
03:27:49,580 --> 03:27:52,240
which he had to fucking wipe down with his MAGA hat.

3091
03:27:54,000 --> 03:27:57,040
The boys were eating fucking balls of mustard as well.

3092
03:27:58,860 --> 03:28:02,300
The two lads were on the Heshton Blumenthal's that night.

3093
03:28:03,000 --> 03:28:05,180
They went back to a gaff with the fucking drum one.

3094
03:28:05,180 --> 03:28:08,080
And did a bit of fucking...

3095
03:28:08,080 --> 03:28:08,820
And did a bit of...

3096
03:28:08,820 --> 03:28:10,180
A bit of crabbing.

3097
03:28:11,640 --> 03:28:14,720
The boys were doing a bit of crabbing with drum one the last day.

3098
03:28:15,580 --> 03:28:19,080
Fucking Michal Jigson was doing a bit of jigging the last day.

3099
03:28:20,960 --> 03:28:21,760
Fucking...

3100
03:28:21,760 --> 03:28:24,300
Mixamitosis fight, is it?

3101
03:28:29,500 --> 03:28:35,440
Legendary pedophile Michael Jackson was celebrated the last day outside Madam Tussauds.

3102
03:28:37,960 --> 03:28:42,800
Fans and supporters did little jigs and moves.

3103
03:28:43,860 --> 03:28:45,840
And dressed up the way...

3104
03:28:45,840 --> 03:28:47,140
The way...

3105
03:28:47,140 --> 03:28:52,760
The way alleged pedophile Michael Jackson dressed up and did moves.

3106
03:28:52,920 --> 03:28:53,400
The way...

3107
03:28:53,400 --> 03:28:55,620
The same moves alleged pedophile did.

3108
03:28:56,820 --> 03:28:57,820
Back in the day.

3109
03:28:58,960 --> 03:29:02,560
Some of the moves were exactly like that of the alleged pedophile.

3110
03:29:02,780 --> 03:29:03,620
And people clapped.

3111
03:29:05,020 --> 03:29:05,460
Bethlehem.

3112
03:29:05,540 --> 03:29:06,340
West Bank now.

3113
03:29:07,040 --> 03:29:11,340
Where the people of Bethlehem have had their land taken from them by invaders.

3114
03:29:12,180 --> 03:29:15,100
They protest this taking of the land.

3115
03:29:15,500 --> 03:29:18,800
But the protests sometimes turn really ugly.

3116
03:29:19,140 --> 03:29:22,040
And people get shot for protesting the land which has been taken.

3117
03:29:25,540 --> 03:29:28,940
Crazy cans of tear gas were fired.

3118
03:29:29,620 --> 03:29:31,740
And fucking bricks were being thrown too.

3119
03:29:34,680 --> 03:29:35,740
It's such...

3120
03:29:35,740 --> 03:29:37,280
Fucking Donkis.

3121
03:29:37,780 --> 03:29:39,660
Fucking Donkis was involved man.

3122
03:29:40,020 --> 03:29:41,460
Shtick a Donk on it man.

3123
03:29:42,080 --> 03:29:43,900
Fucking Royal Ass of Bethlehem.

3124
03:29:44,560 --> 03:29:49,580
The same donkey that fucking drove Mary and Jesus out into the shticks.

3125
03:29:53,280 --> 03:29:54,440
Fucking Laddergoat.

3126
03:29:54,560 --> 03:29:56,540
Is it a goat or is it a Donkis?

3127
03:29:56,880 --> 03:29:57,800
We won't know.

3128
03:29:58,300 --> 03:29:59,660
Until we fucking play the clip.

3129
03:30:00,220 --> 03:30:02,880
Fucking Donkis Blumenthal.

3130
03:30:05,460 --> 03:30:07,100
The lonely donkey.

3131
03:30:09,100 --> 03:30:10,140
Thanks very much.

3132
03:30:11,220 --> 03:30:16,160
Fucking crazy cans of fucking tear gas were being blasted man.

3133
03:30:16,760 --> 03:30:18,520
People were crying tears of pain.

3134
03:30:19,120 --> 03:30:20,780
Pure slingshots as well man.

3135
03:30:21,740 --> 03:30:24,300
Heshton Blumenthal was out in a fucking dumpster.

3136
03:30:24,300 --> 03:30:26,460
Dump truck in Prague the last day.

3137
03:30:26,900 --> 03:30:29,580
Spraying his latest new concoction.

3138
03:30:31,460 --> 03:30:32,620
Which was...

3139
03:30:32,620 --> 03:30:35,380
Which was Cobra Toxin.

3140
03:30:36,100 --> 03:30:37,100
Mixed with Balimalu.

3141
03:30:37,760 --> 03:30:39,760
With all the colouring taken out of it man.

3142
03:30:40,480 --> 03:30:43,440
Thanks very much Box of Cobra Toxin and the lonely donkey.

3143
03:30:43,600 --> 03:30:45,400
Going on Erasmus to Wales in September.

3144
03:30:45,840 --> 03:30:47,220
I hope you have a good time.

3145
03:30:47,220 --> 03:30:47,220
I hope you have a good time.

3146
03:30:48,220 --> 03:30:49,160
Best of luck.

3147
03:30:53,000 --> 03:30:56,360
Old man Sam there wiping the fucking cow down.

3148
03:30:57,080 --> 03:30:59,700
With the Heshton Blumenthal's latest release.

3149
03:31:01,180 --> 03:31:02,720
That lad there loves himself.

3150
03:31:03,360 --> 03:31:05,080
Fucking USA Vesh Jab.

3151
03:31:06,780 --> 03:31:08,040
Fair play to you though.

3152
03:31:08,900 --> 03:31:10,700
Not too bad on a hot day like.

3153
03:31:12,380 --> 03:31:13,960
Fucking Menorca now hey.

3154
03:31:14,060 --> 03:31:17,340
Where two fucking Bronco buckles were galloping through the...

3155
03:31:18,340 --> 03:31:19,100
Gee that's...

3156
03:31:19,100 --> 03:31:20,600
Where's the health and safety boys?

3157
03:31:21,620 --> 03:31:23,260
No health and safety there anyway.

3158
03:31:24,220 --> 03:31:26,680
Probably some sort of fucking annual thing.

3159
03:31:27,820 --> 03:31:30,240
Lads on horseback with swords and shit.

3160
03:31:30,680 --> 03:31:32,440
Maybe they did it back in olden times.

3161
03:31:33,140 --> 03:31:34,320
But I tell you this.

3162
03:31:35,020 --> 03:31:37,840
I wouldn't be arse standing around watching that shite myself.

3163
03:31:40,140 --> 03:31:42,540
Sure I grew up with fucking Playstations.

3164
03:31:42,540 --> 03:31:45,400
And mobile phones sure.

3165
03:31:46,120 --> 03:31:47,640
Why would I want to watch that?

3166
03:31:48,380 --> 03:31:49,360
The horses as well.

3167
03:31:50,120 --> 03:31:51,100
It's a show for us.

3168
03:31:51,200 --> 03:31:53,640
But the horses are probably fucking wrecked.

3169
03:31:54,740 --> 03:31:57,860
Poor horses are probably fucking bet and scared like.

3170
03:31:59,100 --> 03:32:00,540
Fucking galloping on cobblestones.

3171
03:32:01,680 --> 03:32:03,180
And made to fucking dance like.

3172
03:32:04,740 --> 03:32:06,880
Orangutans now cooling off.

3173
03:32:07,020 --> 03:32:08,400
Down in fucking the heat wave.

3174
03:32:09,900 --> 03:32:12,520
Taking sponges to each other's faces and stuff.

3175
03:32:13,400 --> 03:32:15,540
I don't think it's fair on the Orangutans.

3176
03:32:15,660 --> 03:32:16,900
To be keeping them in Vienna.

3177
03:32:17,620 --> 03:32:17,960
Do you know.

3178
03:32:18,080 --> 03:32:18,880
An Orangutan.

3179
03:32:19,100 --> 03:32:20,680
No much belongs in Vienna.

3180
03:32:20,820 --> 03:32:22,820
As I do out in fucking Antarctica like.

3181
03:32:23,520 --> 03:32:25,080
Unless they're doing an Erasmus.

3182
03:32:25,160 --> 03:32:26,220
Or the other J1.

3183
03:32:26,280 --> 03:32:27,000
Or what's the story.

3184
03:32:28,060 --> 03:32:31,080
They're fucking horsing the H2O into themselves anyway.

3185
03:32:31,620 --> 03:32:34,140
I'd say they were on the fucking Lance Armstrongs.

3186
03:32:34,460 --> 03:32:36,300
At the boiler room set last week.

3187
03:32:37,240 --> 03:32:39,940
The Orangutans were at the fucking boiler room set man.

3188
03:32:40,420 --> 03:32:43,200
After Colleen's fucking techno fucking vinyl mix.

3189
03:32:43,840 --> 03:32:45,320
They were so hard on it man.

3190
03:32:45,380 --> 03:32:46,780
They had to fuck off to Vienna then.

3191
03:32:46,920 --> 03:32:48,740
On a Jason Statham one.

3192
03:32:51,740 --> 03:32:53,720
Fucking Vincent Brown and the boys.

3193
03:32:53,720 --> 03:32:53,780
Fucking Vincent Brown and the boys.

3194
03:32:54,520 --> 03:32:57,900
Over to Brussels now.

3195
03:32:58,120 --> 03:32:59,820
More boring crack.

3196
03:33:00,480 --> 03:33:01,720
Heat wave jab was it?

3197
03:33:02,660 --> 03:33:06,000
They had 30.5 degrees in Brussels man.

3198
03:33:07,180 --> 03:33:08,780
Up to 33 then.

3199
03:33:09,060 --> 03:33:10,120
Oh that looks nice.

3200
03:33:10,120 --> 03:33:10,140
Oh that looks nice.

3201
03:33:11,420 --> 03:33:12,620
I'd love one of them now.

3202
03:33:13,340 --> 03:33:14,920
Fucking off licenses are closed.

3203
03:33:16,700 --> 03:33:17,380
Half one.

3204
03:33:19,660 --> 03:33:21,420
I'm off the drink myself like.

3205
03:33:21,500 --> 03:33:22,840
But it's fucking nice to see it.

3206
03:33:24,280 --> 03:33:25,100
Rubbing the sun cream.

3207
03:33:25,200 --> 03:33:25,560
Looks a bit.

3208
03:33:25,700 --> 03:33:27,360
She's a bit too late there.

3209
03:33:28,620 --> 03:33:28,900
There was.

3210
03:33:29,040 --> 03:33:30,060
There was young one.

3211
03:33:30,300 --> 03:33:32,680
One last was rubbing the sun cream in.

3212
03:33:32,760 --> 03:33:34,380
But the damage of being done.

3213
03:33:35,580 --> 03:33:37,580
Fucking UV ultraviolet like.

3214
03:33:37,720 --> 03:33:37,880
You know.

3215
03:33:41,720 --> 03:33:42,520
Boxes a coat.

3216
03:33:42,720 --> 03:33:43,580
Tobra cox.

3217
03:33:44,020 --> 03:33:44,960
Thanks very much.

3218
03:33:47,620 --> 03:33:48,580
Check him out man.

3219
03:33:48,680 --> 03:33:49,960
Fucking space boy.

3220
03:33:52,400 --> 03:33:53,700
She got caught out man.

3221
03:33:54,280 --> 03:33:54,980
Look at that lad.

3222
03:33:55,540 --> 03:33:56,380
Space boy.

3223
03:33:57,040 --> 03:33:57,920
And the woman.

3224
03:33:59,260 --> 03:34:01,080
Can anybody get his fucking space.

3225
03:34:01,500 --> 03:34:04,200
Has anybody got a number for space boy and the woman?

3226
03:34:04,700 --> 03:34:07,800
We need to tell them they're on a video on fucking no comment men.

3227
03:34:11,600 --> 03:34:12,400
Good luck.

3228
03:34:14,020 --> 03:34:16,040
Nice lush of the two liter there hey.

3229
03:34:16,300 --> 03:34:16,880
What is it?

3230
03:34:17,160 --> 03:34:18,960
Volvic or fucking Crystal Schwing.

3231
03:34:19,720 --> 03:34:22,340
Crystal Schwing are bringing out their own fucking water now.

3232
03:34:23,040 --> 03:34:24,440
Middleton Jew it's called.

3233
03:34:26,040 --> 03:34:27,700
Jew spelt with a D man.

3234
03:34:28,260 --> 03:34:29,780
I'm not fucking racist.

3235
03:34:32,560 --> 03:34:34,520
The Bangkok boys are after you.

3236
03:34:34,600 --> 03:34:35,560
Doing wakeboarding.

3237
03:34:36,220 --> 03:34:39,920
Fucking Rick Wakeman and Alan Waker after you.

3238
03:34:42,700 --> 03:34:44,540
Fucking Red Bull fuck tag.

3239
03:34:44,700 --> 03:34:45,140
Is that right?

3240
03:34:49,140 --> 03:34:51,520
Fucking Bangkok Red Bull chick boys.

3241
03:34:51,700 --> 03:34:54,040
Doing the fucking wakeboarding the last day.

3242
03:34:54,300 --> 03:34:55,040
Over bridges.

3243
03:34:55,560 --> 03:34:57,820
All the way down to the red light district.

3244
03:34:57,820 --> 03:34:57,820
All the way down to the red light district.

3245
03:34:59,820 --> 03:35:03,340
Fucking pure gender fluid over the gondolas.

3246
03:35:05,860 --> 03:35:06,540
Nice.

3247
03:35:07,300 --> 03:35:08,940
Real gnarly shit like.

3248
03:35:10,240 --> 03:35:13,300
The Bangkok boys were doing gnarly stuff.

3249
03:35:13,300 --> 03:35:15,200
And then into a tuk-tuk then.

3250
03:35:16,460 --> 03:35:17,440
200 baht.

3251
03:35:19,560 --> 03:35:20,840
Not too bad.

3252
03:35:24,280 --> 03:35:25,280
Beautiful stuff.

3253
03:35:25,360 --> 03:35:27,100
The Mud World Cup over in Russians.

3254
03:35:27,780 --> 03:35:30,120
Fucking hard Russian men.

3255
03:35:30,560 --> 03:35:32,720
Doing the weirdest stuff.

3256
03:35:33,040 --> 03:35:33,360
Why?

3257
03:35:33,360 --> 03:35:34,580
Because you can.

3258
03:35:34,580 --> 03:35:34,760
Because you can.

3259
03:35:38,420 --> 03:35:40,180
Just another day in the bog.

3260
03:35:40,660 --> 03:35:41,560
For those boys.

3261
03:35:43,480 --> 03:35:44,380
And that's.

3262
03:35:44,440 --> 03:35:47,660
That's the football from the 2010 World Cup.

3263
03:35:48,140 --> 03:35:48,760
In.

3264
03:35:49,940 --> 03:35:50,420
Africa.

3265
03:35:50,600 --> 03:35:51,280
South Africa.

3266
03:35:51,480 --> 03:35:52,920
That's the fucking ball they were using.

3267
03:35:53,580 --> 03:35:55,860
That's the only bit of information I can hit you with.

3268
03:35:56,240 --> 03:35:57,640
Wan Matta was there as well.

3269
03:35:58,440 --> 03:35:59,680
What's the matter Wan?

3270
03:36:00,400 --> 03:36:01,860
Why are you looking so sad?

3271
03:36:02,300 --> 03:36:03,860
It's not so bad.

3272
03:36:04,720 --> 03:36:05,340
It's not.

3273
03:36:05,420 --> 03:36:07,040
It's not such a great place.

3274
03:36:07,740 --> 03:36:08,000
Ah.

3275
03:36:08,020 --> 03:36:09,020
Shut up your face.

3276
03:36:09,100 --> 03:36:09,960
To fuck Russia.

3277
03:36:11,320 --> 03:36:13,080
Bit of bad fucking juju now.

3278
03:36:13,080 --> 03:36:14,280
Down in Kinshasa.

3279
03:36:15,160 --> 03:36:16,440
Recycled waste job.

3280
03:36:17,620 --> 03:36:19,420
Have they not heard of bins here?

3281
03:36:20,700 --> 03:36:22,760
Someone didn't pay fucking McGrath.

3282
03:36:23,380 --> 03:36:24,120
And they did.

3283
03:36:24,200 --> 03:36:25,200
They stopped collecting their.

3284
03:36:25,380 --> 03:36:26,180
Their bins.

3285
03:36:26,880 --> 03:36:28,720
Someone needs to get on to McGrath.

3286
03:36:28,800 --> 03:36:29,840
And pay them the fucking.

3287
03:36:30,160 --> 03:36:31,740
And put a sticker down.

3288
03:36:32,360 --> 03:36:33,500
The Congo Boys.

3289
03:36:35,720 --> 03:36:37,160
Fucking cool instruments man.

3290
03:36:38,820 --> 03:36:39,820
Ingenuity there hey.

3291
03:36:41,820 --> 03:36:42,600
Mama Bea.

3292
03:36:47,680 --> 03:36:49,400
Thanks very much stateside.

3293
03:36:50,460 --> 03:36:51,460
How can I get a shirt?

3294
03:36:53,020 --> 03:36:53,800
I don't know.

3295
03:36:53,880 --> 03:36:54,380
What kind of shirt?

3296
03:36:55,120 --> 03:36:56,300
Go to Penny's I suppose.

3297
03:36:56,400 --> 03:36:57,200
They sell them for 2 euro.

3298
03:36:59,200 --> 03:36:59,640
Manufactured.

3299
03:36:59,920 --> 03:37:01,820
By kids probably somewhere in fucking.

3300
03:37:04,820 --> 03:37:05,340
Whereversville.

3301
03:37:05,480 --> 03:37:06,980
Eric Dyer's massive knob.

3302
03:37:07,040 --> 03:37:07,720
Thank you very much.

3303
03:37:07,800 --> 03:37:08,580
And stateside.

3304
03:37:08,900 --> 03:37:09,800
Thank you very much.

3305
03:37:12,360 --> 03:37:13,960
Sao Paulo pride hey.

3306
03:37:15,020 --> 03:37:15,500
Probably.

3307
03:37:15,800 --> 03:37:16,640
The hardest.

3308
03:37:17,320 --> 03:37:18,660
Pride is probably in Brazil.

3309
03:37:18,660 --> 03:37:19,020
Is it?

3310
03:37:23,020 --> 03:37:23,540
Jesus.

3311
03:37:26,920 --> 03:37:27,440
Shifting.

3312
03:37:27,640 --> 03:37:30,080
Pure fucking same-sex shifting, man.

3313
03:37:30,900 --> 03:37:31,420
Hardcore.

3314
03:37:31,580 --> 03:37:32,420
You know the score.

3315
03:37:35,100 --> 03:37:36,620
Fucking boiler room there, hey.

3316
03:37:42,460 --> 03:37:43,940
Charlie Pride was...

3317
03:37:43,940 --> 03:37:48,520
Charlie Pride had his own festival the last day down in Sao Paulo.

3318
03:37:49,040 --> 03:37:50,980
But it was just a load of lads shifting.

3319
03:37:50,980 --> 03:38:02,980
Over to Wanaku, now in Bolivia, where the fucking shamanic fucking tribesmen of Peru are burning stuff.

3320
03:38:05,620 --> 03:38:09,260
Dedicated to Jimbo Morrison and then taking hits of acid.

3321
03:38:10,160 --> 03:38:15,000
The shaman down there took seven hits of pure acid tablets.

3322
03:38:15,840 --> 03:38:18,000
And then they started waving at the sun.

3323
03:38:18,360 --> 03:38:21,380
The next day, they were feckin' blind men.

3324
03:38:22,100 --> 03:38:23,420
Their eyes had gone to fuck.

3325
03:38:24,040 --> 03:38:25,580
Their eyes had turned to stone.

3326
03:38:26,340 --> 03:38:28,260
Cause they looked at the sun for too long.

3327
03:38:32,000 --> 03:38:37,300
Peru lads in Bolivia were doing jazz hands at the sun.

3328
03:38:38,000 --> 03:38:40,320
Cunts got blinded in a mad way.

3329
03:38:41,020 --> 03:38:42,280
Afterwards, they had a sesh.

3330
03:38:42,620 --> 03:38:43,620
But it looked rubbish.

3331
03:38:45,400 --> 03:38:46,140
Oh, fuck.

3332
03:38:48,180 --> 03:38:53,760
Johnny Depp has finally fucking come out and said he wants to be in Tim Burton's Beetlejuice.

3333
03:38:54,060 --> 03:38:56,960
But he won't get accepted cause they're not reshooting it.

3334
03:38:57,480 --> 03:38:58,600
It was shite and...

3335
03:38:58,600 --> 03:38:59,680
The first one was shite.

3336
03:38:59,940 --> 03:39:02,340
And there's no point in fucking doing it again.

3337
03:39:03,700 --> 03:39:05,700
Depp simply said...

3338
03:39:06,660 --> 03:39:10,360
And drank a large glass of wine.

3339
03:39:10,440 --> 03:39:12,400
Yeah, I can only eat...

3340
03:39:12,400 --> 03:39:18,760
Look at this guy.

3341
03:39:19,260 --> 03:39:20,700
Fucking Biggie Smalls.

3342
03:39:22,000 --> 03:39:22,980
I'm coming out.

3343
03:39:23,080 --> 03:39:24,080
I want the world to know.

3344
03:39:25,440 --> 03:39:26,560
Fucking Mace.

3345
03:39:27,540 --> 03:39:32,000
Puff Daddy and Mace came together to do a fucking remix of I'm coming out.

3346
03:39:37,700 --> 03:39:38,820
What are the app, man?

3347
03:39:41,120 --> 03:39:45,960
Like, I like dogs, but I wouldn't be fucking into dancing on a stage with him in front of loads of people like that.

3348
03:39:46,980 --> 03:39:50,560
And I'd be worried about the kid there on the shoulders fucking dancing around.

3349
03:39:50,900 --> 03:39:52,160
If he falls over, he's fucked.

3350
03:39:53,480 --> 03:39:55,180
Fucking how's this Bon Jovi, is it?

3351
03:39:56,460 --> 03:39:57,240
Keith Wood.

3352
03:39:57,700 --> 03:39:58,440
40 licks.

3353
03:39:59,180 --> 03:40:01,380
Fucking Keith Moon and fucking Mick Jagger.

3354
03:40:02,460 --> 03:40:02,860
Jake...

3355
03:40:02,860 --> 03:40:05,000
Jake Magger is after you.

3356
03:40:05,340 --> 03:40:06,500
Wearing a Magger shirt.

3357
03:40:06,500 --> 03:40:12,440
I can't wear the peaches.

3358
03:40:15,840 --> 03:40:18,060
The Rolling Stones, man.

3359
03:40:18,140 --> 03:40:22,740
We're playing a fucking another live show the last day down in Chicago, USA.

3360
03:40:25,400 --> 03:40:27,760
Can't believe he's still fucking jiving it, man.

3361
03:40:27,900 --> 03:40:28,860
What drugs is he on?

3362
03:40:30,060 --> 03:40:30,580
State side.

3363
03:40:30,680 --> 03:40:31,880
Thank you very much for the 443.

3364
03:40:32,640 --> 03:40:33,520
Baby cow shirt.

3365
03:40:33,940 --> 03:40:34,940
Feck Macy's.

3366
03:40:34,940 --> 03:40:38,760
They're not for sale.

3367
03:40:38,940 --> 03:40:39,460
They're only...

3368
03:40:39,460 --> 03:40:45,440
They're only for people who have done amazing stuff.

3369
03:40:47,080 --> 03:40:54,200
And I have to actually send out the one to Scruffy Andrew who made the fucking Schlug Air and Bus decals the last day.

3370
03:40:55,080 --> 03:40:56,000
Thanks for reminding me.

3371
03:40:56,280 --> 03:40:56,680
State side.

3372
03:40:56,740 --> 03:40:57,940
If you do an amazing thing...

3373
03:40:59,940 --> 03:41:01,080
Then you'll get one.

3374
03:41:01,580 --> 03:41:07,140
Mick Jagger, in the meantime, will fucking serenade you with his bandy fucking sparrow legs.

3375
03:41:12,040 --> 03:41:13,020
Sounds cat.

3376
03:41:15,720 --> 03:41:16,780
Sounds cat.

3377
03:41:17,940 --> 03:41:23,100
New York City yoga pants.

3378
03:41:24,960 --> 03:41:26,980
Yoga moms in Times Square, man.

3379
03:41:27,980 --> 03:41:29,920
We're doing a nice bit of fucking yogaring.

3380
03:41:35,940 --> 03:41:37,260
Nice vibes.

3381
03:41:37,760 --> 03:41:38,520
Hot days.

3382
03:41:39,580 --> 03:41:41,860
I'd say it's awful muggy over there.

3383
03:41:42,800 --> 03:41:43,200
Sweaty.

3384
03:41:44,120 --> 03:41:46,400
I'd say they were awful fucking sweaty enough.

3385
03:41:47,680 --> 03:41:48,900
Sweaty arses on them.

3386
03:41:51,680 --> 03:41:52,920
I wouldn't want to be there.

3387
03:41:52,960 --> 03:41:55,320
I'd want to be fucking sat in an air-conditioned apartment.

3388
03:41:57,360 --> 03:41:59,720
Who brings their kids to the fucking city center?

3389
03:42:01,140 --> 03:42:02,480
It's full of pollution, sure.

3390
03:42:03,580 --> 03:42:09,540
Fair fucks.

3391
03:42:10,540 --> 03:42:11,100
Well done.

3392
03:42:14,100 --> 03:42:15,380
Furnished to Steph, hey.

3393
03:42:16,740 --> 03:42:19,000
Fell asleep with the stream on the background.

3394
03:42:19,180 --> 03:42:22,140
I feel like I'm in some kind of fever dream listening to this, hey.

3395
03:42:23,320 --> 03:42:23,900
Good luck.

3396
03:42:27,680 --> 03:42:29,980
How many more shots of this shite can they get?

3397
03:42:31,180 --> 03:42:32,700
We got, we get the picture like.

3398
03:42:34,700 --> 03:42:35,880
Malachy Tattu.

3399
03:42:37,600 --> 03:42:38,480
Thank you very much.

3400
03:42:41,700 --> 03:42:43,760
I'm not doing any more stand-up dates, Malachy.

3401
03:42:44,080 --> 03:42:45,860
But I'll let you know as soon as I am.

3402
03:42:46,300 --> 03:42:47,240
Whenever that happens.

3403
03:42:47,560 --> 03:42:49,740
I might go on holiday to Blackpool for five weeks.

3404
03:42:49,960 --> 03:42:51,120
We'll go to the top of the tower.

3405
03:42:51,560 --> 03:42:53,240
And then go on the Pepsi Max to fuck.

3406
03:42:55,700 --> 03:42:57,480
And Eric Dyer's massive knob.

3407
03:42:57,880 --> 03:43:00,680
It's the new roller coaster down at the Pleasure Beach.

3408
03:43:00,680 --> 03:43:07,660
Lovely patch shirts next.

3409
03:43:09,160 --> 03:43:13,360
There was a bit of fucking paganistic fucking worshipping of the solstice.

3410
03:43:14,740 --> 03:43:17,320
Down at Stonehenge, the last day, man.

3411
03:43:18,260 --> 03:43:20,160
Load of fucking stoners were down there.

3412
03:43:20,860 --> 03:43:22,840
Listening to music on a silent disco.

3413
03:43:23,100 --> 03:43:24,940
Rushing dove job.

3414
03:43:26,860 --> 03:43:29,660
The silent disco from Whelan's was moved over.

3415
03:43:29,780 --> 03:43:33,200
And they were doing a live silent disco down at fucking Stonehenge, man.

3416
03:43:34,960 --> 03:43:39,180
Daff cunts were wearing Peruvian dream scarves and playing pan pipes.

3417
03:43:39,900 --> 03:43:41,280
But it was shite.

3418
03:43:41,280 --> 03:43:45,240
Some lad with a squeeze box looked annoying.

3419
03:43:45,740 --> 03:43:47,200
And another lass with a drum.

3420
03:43:47,980 --> 03:43:48,740
Kept walking.

3421
03:43:50,320 --> 03:43:52,240
She'll regret what she's doing soon.

3422
03:43:52,660 --> 03:43:54,160
When she needs to pay the bills.

3423
03:43:58,160 --> 03:43:58,400
Or...

3424
03:43:58,400 --> 03:44:00,380
Oh fuck.

3425
03:44:02,300 --> 03:44:03,740
Trooper injury being dragged along.

3426
03:44:06,540 --> 03:44:07,380
Bad crack.

3427
03:44:07,380 --> 03:44:07,420
Bad crack.

3428
03:44:07,420 --> 03:44:07,660
Bad crack.

3429
03:44:07,660 --> 03:44:08,860
Bad crack alert, people.

3430
03:44:09,020 --> 03:44:09,940
Bad crack alert.

3431
03:44:11,180 --> 03:44:12,740
Bad crack alert, people.

3432
03:44:13,540 --> 03:44:14,440
Fucking hell, man.

3433
03:44:14,520 --> 03:44:15,420
Just let go, like.

3434
03:44:17,280 --> 03:44:28,640
Bit of bad crack now over in Florida.

3435
03:44:29,000 --> 03:44:29,660
Where else?

3436
03:44:31,960 --> 03:44:35,700
The only decent thing to come out of Florida was the fucking oranges.

3437
03:44:36,920 --> 03:44:41,000
Most of the other stuff seems to be criminality or...

3438
03:44:41,000 --> 03:44:42,540
Just bad vibes.

3439
03:44:43,900 --> 03:44:45,340
At least he survived anyways.

3440
03:44:49,340 --> 03:44:51,140
At least he survived anyways.

3441
03:44:55,760 --> 03:44:59,120
Bit of yoga now again down in fucking Ranchi.

3442
03:45:00,140 --> 03:45:01,520
Indian yogis, man.

3443
03:45:02,640 --> 03:45:04,380
Look at the flexibility of that lad.

3444
03:45:04,760 --> 03:45:06,540
Downward facing dog, is it?

3445
03:45:07,920 --> 03:45:10,180
What about fucking standing tree?

3446
03:45:10,940 --> 03:45:12,340
Or my own personal favorite.

3447
03:45:12,960 --> 03:45:15,260
Fucking doorframe handle job.

3448
03:45:18,720 --> 03:45:22,120
I'd say the farts coming out of these guys were immense.

3449
03:45:22,540 --> 03:45:26,180
Given the fact that yoga makes your fucking wind pop out.

3450
03:45:26,460 --> 03:45:27,820
Like mad stuff.

3451
03:45:28,960 --> 03:45:30,980
Combine that with the fucking chili flakes.

3452
03:45:31,840 --> 03:45:34,640
And the fucking food they do be eating over there.

3453
03:45:35,500 --> 03:45:37,820
It was a recipe for fucking ring sting.

3454
03:45:38,260 --> 03:45:39,220
On a scale.

3455
03:45:39,740 --> 03:45:41,220
Which has never been seen.

3456
03:45:46,860 --> 03:45:47,780
Tokyo now.

3457
03:45:47,780 --> 03:45:49,460
Where the...

3458
03:45:49,460 --> 03:45:53,880
The Tokysians are going for the fucking Japan Olympics soon enough.

3459
03:45:54,660 --> 03:45:55,720
2020 job.

3460
03:45:56,760 --> 03:45:58,180
Land of rising sun.

3461
03:46:01,040 --> 03:46:05,140
Matthew Pinson and fucking Steve Redgrave are going to be in a little bowling.

3462
03:46:05,880 --> 03:46:08,720
And the wheelchair boys from the BBC ident as well.

3463
03:46:09,860 --> 03:46:12,700
Also, Chris Boardman and the other cunts.

3464
03:46:14,100 --> 03:46:15,960
All of them in fucking jars, hey.

3465
03:46:17,620 --> 03:46:21,200
They'd want to get their skates on with the stadiums and fucking organizing.

3466
03:46:21,560 --> 03:46:25,160
Instead of this fucking putting stuff in jars crack.

3467
03:46:25,500 --> 03:46:28,220
That's not going to help anyone when it comes down to the crunch.

3468
03:46:28,740 --> 03:46:29,900
Is rugby in the Olympics?

3469
03:46:30,080 --> 03:46:30,740
Now it is.

3470
03:46:31,300 --> 03:46:32,340
Why do they do that?

3471
03:46:32,340 --> 03:46:32,340
Why do they do that?

3472
03:46:35,140 --> 03:46:37,860
Mad Hatter and the Tea Party of Hollywood now.

3473
03:46:41,460 --> 03:46:42,900
I don't know what this is about.

3474
03:46:42,900 --> 03:46:44,620
I don't know what this is about but it sounds silly.

3475
03:46:44,940 --> 03:46:47,800
It sounds like a load of silly people are doing silly stuff.

3476
03:46:48,140 --> 03:46:51,200
Of course, gin now is the new craft beer.

3477
03:46:52,060 --> 03:46:54,440
I went to a gin night and it was cat.

3478
03:46:54,980 --> 03:46:56,760
I was just drinking bits of different gin.

3479
03:46:57,120 --> 03:47:01,140
And the only difference between each of them was the fact that they'd add different mixers.

3480
03:47:01,600 --> 03:47:03,020
Or they'd throw a cherry in one.

3481
03:47:03,340 --> 03:47:04,780
Or a strawberry in another.

3482
03:47:05,160 --> 03:47:07,300
Or a fucking cocktail umbrella in one.

3483
03:47:08,080 --> 03:47:09,480
And then all just women.

3484
03:47:09,620 --> 03:47:10,160
It's for women.

3485
03:47:10,360 --> 03:47:12,760
Like women love gin and special kind.

3486
03:47:12,820 --> 03:47:13,880
And big gin glasses.

3487
03:47:14,060 --> 03:47:15,460
They love big gin glasses.

3488
03:47:15,960 --> 03:47:17,560
And it's nice and fancy.

3489
03:47:17,940 --> 03:47:18,780
And they get pissed.

3490
03:47:18,920 --> 03:47:20,580
They get so pissed fast.

3491
03:47:20,800 --> 03:47:21,340
It's silly.

3492
03:47:22,560 --> 03:47:23,520
It's just stupid.

3493
03:47:23,640 --> 03:47:24,640
It's a stupid drink.

3494
03:47:26,580 --> 03:47:28,620
And fucking Joe Pasquale there.

3495
03:47:28,620 --> 03:47:32,660
He encapsulates everything that this is all about.

3496
03:47:32,660 --> 03:47:42,600
LA has lost the plot.

3497
03:47:42,740 --> 03:47:44,000
California has lost the plot.

3498
03:47:48,180 --> 03:47:49,760
Gin out of teacups, Jab.

3499
03:47:56,260 --> 03:47:57,420
What are the app mans?

3500
03:47:57,940 --> 03:47:58,500
Kidulthood.

3501
03:47:59,520 --> 03:48:00,520
These are adults.

3502
03:48:00,760 --> 03:48:03,940
Like this is stuff that you'd see in fucking Disneyland for kids.

3503
03:48:10,360 --> 03:48:14,820
We are reaching end game here guys.

3504
03:48:15,040 --> 03:48:17,280
End times are truly coming you know.

3505
03:48:17,940 --> 03:48:19,920
And this is where it's going to end.

3506
03:48:19,920 --> 03:48:23,920
If we don't get paid, you don't get paid.

3507
03:48:24,280 --> 03:48:25,720
We're a fight for you.

3508
03:48:26,240 --> 03:48:27,060
What the fuck?

3509
03:48:28,180 --> 03:48:29,880
La Paz now.

3510
03:48:30,120 --> 03:48:32,480
Apparently the highest place on earth.

3511
03:48:32,600 --> 03:48:32,960
One of the highest.

3512
03:48:33,020 --> 03:48:33,780
Well it's not on earth.

3513
03:48:34,080 --> 03:48:35,320
Obviously it's not the highest point.

3514
03:48:35,560 --> 03:48:38,540
But athletes do go train there.

3515
03:48:39,920 --> 03:48:44,820
In order to increase their lung capacity.

3516
03:48:44,820 --> 03:48:46,760
This is a speed run guys.

3517
03:48:46,900 --> 03:48:47,060
Okay.

3518
03:48:47,640 --> 03:48:48,920
Welcome to the speed run.

3519
03:48:49,000 --> 03:48:49,220
Alright.

3520
03:48:50,020 --> 03:48:50,360
Now.

3521
03:48:51,540 --> 03:48:52,980
We've just saved the game.

3522
03:48:55,660 --> 03:48:57,660
The La Paz boys are after you.

3523
03:48:59,400 --> 03:49:02,900
La Paz'd out of it the last night on the fucking Bolivians.

3524
03:49:04,320 --> 03:49:07,500
We took a few fucking Peruvian Bolivians last night.

3525
03:49:07,620 --> 03:49:08,760
We were La Paz'd.

3526
03:49:09,980 --> 03:49:11,640
Pure horizontal like.

3527
03:49:12,900 --> 03:49:15,240
Nalberto Solano came down the gaff.

3528
03:49:15,340 --> 03:49:17,140
He was wearing one of those bowler hats.

3529
03:49:17,500 --> 03:49:21,020
We swapped his bowler hat for an orange man sash.

3530
03:49:21,520 --> 03:49:24,040
And then we stuck on fucking sashes Ecuador.

3531
03:49:24,760 --> 03:49:28,440
And they was like, Ecuador is not Peru, you cunt.

3532
03:49:28,440 --> 03:49:32,680
I said, fuck off man, you're a good footballer, but you're talking shite.

3533
03:49:35,200 --> 03:49:41,640
Fucking slacktivists down in London were hosting a little bit of a fucking ecological mainframer.

3534
03:49:42,220 --> 03:49:43,200
In the middle of town.

3535
03:49:43,640 --> 03:49:45,560
I wouldn't have fucking done it myself like.

3536
03:49:46,160 --> 03:49:47,880
But I'd definitely go down for a look.

3537
03:49:53,620 --> 03:49:55,220
Yes, stateside.

3538
03:49:55,920 --> 03:49:57,480
Thanks for the 886.

3539
03:49:57,480 --> 03:50:00,800
Thank you very much.

3540
03:50:04,800 --> 03:50:09,780
This is what democracy looks like apparently.

3541
03:50:10,320 --> 03:50:13,180
Oh man, fucking bad crack over in Russia, man.

3542
03:50:13,800 --> 03:50:14,360
Polar bear.

3543
03:50:15,320 --> 03:50:19,280
Wandering on to what looks like the fucking set of Chernobyl on HBO.

3544
03:50:19,280 --> 03:50:23,260
Maybe this was one of the fucking deleted scenes from Chernobyl.

3545
03:50:23,760 --> 03:50:24,760
Where they had a flight of men.

3546
03:50:24,760 --> 03:50:30,220
Where they had a flight of fancy with the narrative and decided to send polar bears in.

3547
03:50:30,280 --> 03:50:31,940
Do you know when they couldn't get the fucking...

3548
03:50:31,940 --> 03:50:34,440
Before they sent men in to clean up the graphite.

3549
03:50:34,580 --> 03:50:36,820
They sent a fucking polar bear in.

3550
03:50:37,200 --> 03:50:38,440
And he was fucked.

3551
03:50:40,220 --> 03:50:47,600
Shocking scenes have emerged now from 1986 Chernobyl.

3552
03:50:47,600 --> 03:50:55,920
Which depicts the lengths and breadth to which the Iron Curtainites went to clean up the fucking mess.

3553
03:50:56,600 --> 03:50:59,140
They sent a polar bear in to clean up fucking graphite.

3554
03:51:00,740 --> 03:51:01,880
While men watched.

3555
03:51:01,880 --> 03:51:01,880
While men watched.

3556
03:51:02,620 --> 03:51:03,840
Cunt got sick.

3557
03:51:04,840 --> 03:51:05,920
Rapid fast.

3558
03:51:08,060 --> 03:51:08,960
Ended up...

3559
03:51:08,960 --> 03:51:11,060
Ended up going over to a Merck street.

3560
03:51:11,200 --> 03:51:11,660
Ha ha.

3561
03:51:12,120 --> 03:51:13,860
He woke up soon enough afterwards.

3562
03:51:14,320 --> 03:51:16,040
And started eating fucking rubbish.

3563
03:51:17,340 --> 03:51:18,680
But he was irradiated sure.

3564
03:51:19,760 --> 03:51:21,320
He didn't know what had hit him.

3565
03:51:22,720 --> 03:51:23,180
He was...

3566
03:51:23,180 --> 03:51:24,880
He was Geiger counted out of it, man.

3567
03:51:25,900 --> 03:51:27,240
Geiger'd to the max.

3568
03:51:29,020 --> 03:51:32,780
Seagulls and polar bears eating fucking irradiation sarcophagus stuff.

3569
03:51:37,000 --> 03:51:38,520
The Cubans, eh?

3570
03:51:41,000 --> 03:51:43,880
Doing a bit of fucking deep sea scuba diving down in...

3571
03:51:43,880 --> 03:51:45,080
Down in Cuba.

3572
03:51:45,560 --> 03:51:47,000
Fucking Cuba diving, man.

3573
03:51:48,020 --> 03:51:50,200
Lads down in Cuba are doing a bit of Cuba diving.

3574
03:51:50,340 --> 03:51:52,220
Fucking painting fish underwater.

3575
03:51:52,800 --> 03:51:53,620
Waste of time, sure.

3576
03:51:54,840 --> 03:51:55,420
Waste of time.

3577
03:51:55,520 --> 03:51:55,760
Why?

3578
03:51:56,280 --> 03:51:58,300
Because it's easier to paint back on land.

3579
03:51:58,780 --> 03:52:01,520
And two, no one's gonna buy your shitty fucking underwater.

3580
03:52:01,700 --> 03:52:02,400
That looks...

3581
03:52:02,400 --> 03:52:04,760
I could've done that in junior search.

3582
03:52:05,160 --> 03:52:05,840
Without...

3583
03:52:05,840 --> 03:52:06,680
On land.

3584
03:52:07,140 --> 03:52:08,940
I could've done that in art class.

3585
03:52:09,940 --> 03:52:12,180
I could've done that in first year art class.

3586
03:52:12,900 --> 03:52:13,800
On land.

3587
03:52:14,900 --> 03:52:16,400
Why would I wanna buy that?

3588
03:52:18,680 --> 03:52:19,640
It's not good.

3589
03:52:20,020 --> 03:52:21,320
But well done for doing it, man.

3590
03:52:25,760 --> 03:52:27,360
Fucking hobby horsing now, hey.

3591
03:52:28,500 --> 03:52:29,360
Hello, hello, hello.

3592
03:52:31,620 --> 03:52:33,060
The Finns are after you.

3593
03:52:38,580 --> 03:52:39,440
Silly stuff.

3594
03:52:41,440 --> 03:52:42,200
Silly stuff.

3595
03:52:43,540 --> 03:52:44,440
It's silly season.

3596
03:52:47,500 --> 03:52:48,320
And again.

3597
03:52:48,400 --> 03:52:59,780
The largest fresco in the whole of the world has happened over in fucking Paris, man.

3598
03:53:01,140 --> 03:53:02,580
It's on top of a building.

3599
03:53:03,620 --> 03:53:05,160
Probably the Pompidou, is it?

3600
03:53:07,460 --> 03:53:08,660
Maybe not, man.

3601
03:53:08,660 --> 03:53:08,660
Maybe not.

3602
03:53:09,860 --> 03:53:10,740
Maybe not.

3603
03:53:12,820 --> 03:53:14,180
It looks alright, like.

3604
03:53:15,060 --> 03:53:17,040
I wouldn't fucking be arsed going to see it.

3605
03:53:18,380 --> 03:53:19,700
Thanks for the shots, though.

3606
03:53:20,180 --> 03:53:21,220
It's nice that you got them.

3607
03:53:24,020 --> 03:53:24,940
Drone jobby.

3608
03:53:28,800 --> 03:53:29,940
Took a long time.

3609
03:53:31,420 --> 03:53:32,060
I'd say.

3610
03:53:32,820 --> 03:53:33,580
And for what?

3611
03:53:43,260 --> 03:53:43,740
Dolmite.

3612
03:53:48,040 --> 03:53:49,160
Flying man.

3613
03:53:49,560 --> 03:53:50,320
The jet man.

3614
03:53:50,640 --> 03:53:53,000
Takes to the skies above the Dolomites.

3615
03:53:53,580 --> 03:53:54,620
Which must be the Italian.

3616
03:53:54,760 --> 03:53:56,180
The Italian Alps.

3617
03:53:57,060 --> 03:53:58,000
Fucker has a wing.

3618
03:53:58,520 --> 03:54:00,720
And a couple of fucking rocket packs on his back.

3619
03:54:01,520 --> 03:54:02,680
Elton John job.

3620
03:54:04,660 --> 03:54:05,600
Imagine if he went.

3621
03:54:05,980 --> 03:54:08,620
Imagine if he smacked into the fucking mountains, man.

3622
03:54:09,160 --> 03:54:10,340
It'd be cuntish.

3623
03:54:11,540 --> 03:54:14,760
And we wouldn't be able to watch it.

3624
03:54:16,260 --> 03:54:18,760
Wouldn't you know the Dubai boys would be backing it.

3625
03:54:19,420 --> 03:54:20,720
Those cunts would back anything.

3626
03:54:21,840 --> 03:54:24,440
They're fucking funding a lot of dodgy shit, I'd say.

3627
03:54:25,200 --> 03:54:27,460
And they're hiding criminals within their midst.

3628
03:54:28,040 --> 03:54:29,400
Doesn't matter to those guys.

3629
03:54:29,940 --> 03:54:31,700
Sure, it's all money with those fuckers, anyway.

3630
03:54:33,640 --> 03:54:36,880
The Orange Utans have fucking moved on from Vienna now.

3631
03:54:37,420 --> 03:54:40,520
And they're swinging around on fucking Barry Burton's rope.

3632
03:54:40,880 --> 03:54:42,000
Down in Gay Paris.

3633
03:54:42,700 --> 03:54:45,100
Which was full-on gay the last day, man.

3634
03:54:45,100 --> 03:54:47,580
For Charlie Pride's fucking farewell do.

3635
03:54:50,760 --> 03:54:54,100
The fucking Orange Utans were down in Paris for Gay Pride.

3636
03:54:54,820 --> 03:54:57,540
But they ended up just eating fucking mounds of cake.

3637
03:54:58,420 --> 03:54:59,660
Inside a prison cell.

3638
03:54:59,980 --> 03:55:02,140
Known only as the zoo.

3639
03:55:03,200 --> 03:55:05,420
Thankfully, they had some prisons to unwrap.

3640
03:55:06,080 --> 03:55:09,620
Don't know if they had some fun pasted done the fucking job and set them a load of fucking chew-its.

3641
03:55:10,620 --> 03:55:13,020
And bits of fucking fruit.

3642
03:55:13,800 --> 03:55:15,140
From the lost country.

3643
03:55:17,940 --> 03:55:19,340
Nice bit of melon there, hey.

3644
03:55:20,340 --> 03:55:21,260
Sweet as a nut.

3645
03:55:24,580 --> 03:55:25,320
Colmarset now.

3646
03:55:25,320 --> 03:55:28,740
Which is down in the southwest of England.

3647
03:55:29,080 --> 03:55:29,920
Looks like a prison.

3648
03:55:30,740 --> 03:55:31,240
And, uh...

3649
03:55:31,240 --> 03:55:32,240
What is it?

3650
03:55:32,300 --> 03:55:33,420
Convicts quick on their feet.

3651
03:55:33,500 --> 03:55:35,120
In the world's first ever prison marathon.

3652
03:55:40,060 --> 03:55:42,760
People who have been convicted of crimes now.

3653
03:55:43,540 --> 03:55:45,220
Doing a little bit of a run around.

3654
03:55:45,440 --> 03:55:47,600
Although, they look too happy and...

3655
03:55:47,600 --> 03:55:49,700
And stuff to be real criminals.

3656
03:55:51,140 --> 03:55:53,420
Alright, they're not really criminals, guys.

3657
03:55:53,540 --> 03:55:54,760
They're just fucking athletes.

3658
03:55:55,020 --> 03:55:56,540
Who've paid to go into a jail.

3659
03:55:57,700 --> 03:55:59,420
And do a marathon around a jail.

3660
03:56:03,500 --> 03:56:04,800
Are you fucking serious?

3661
03:56:08,960 --> 03:56:11,380
That looks like a bit of fun, actually.

3662
03:56:11,500 --> 03:56:15,400
But the stairs would be crucial on your fucking crew shit.

3663
03:56:16,240 --> 03:56:18,760
The Pope's going doing fireman salmon now.

3664
03:56:18,760 --> 03:56:23,380
Someone fucking smashed the head of the Mary.

3665
03:56:24,400 --> 03:56:25,000
Where is this?

3666
03:56:25,020 --> 03:56:26,180
This is Notre Damage, is it?

3667
03:56:26,980 --> 03:56:30,480
There was a bit of fucking Notre Damage done to the cathedral last Tuesday.

3668
03:56:31,280 --> 03:56:32,040
A few months ago.

3669
03:56:33,420 --> 03:56:36,840
Fucking Pope Francis has donned the crash helmet.

3670
03:56:38,400 --> 03:56:40,280
He's after buying a fucking Vespa.

3671
03:56:41,000 --> 03:56:44,720
Fucking Pope Francis is after buying the Vespa there the last day on Dundee.

3672
03:56:44,840 --> 03:56:45,340
Look at it.

3673
03:56:45,760 --> 03:56:46,640
He had a VPN.

3674
03:56:47,320 --> 03:56:52,860
And he accessed adverts.ie from his home down in fucking Vatican.

3675
03:56:53,760 --> 03:56:57,140
He bought the Vespa and then drove it down to Camerino.

3676
03:56:57,480 --> 03:56:59,360
Which is not Notre Dame in Paris.

3677
03:57:00,140 --> 03:57:01,560
But he's got a class helmet, hey?

3678
03:57:01,860 --> 03:57:03,240
He's got the fucking Pope helmet.

3679
03:57:08,960 --> 03:57:11,320
Someone smashed the fucking head into the...

3680
03:57:12,080 --> 03:57:12,740
Our Lady.

3681
03:57:12,740 --> 03:57:15,800
I cut the hands off her then.

3682
03:57:15,800 --> 03:57:21,980
There was a beheaded statue in Ireland there the other day as well.

3683
03:57:22,520 --> 03:57:25,540
Fucking Gemma was going hell for leather on it.

3684
03:57:30,460 --> 03:57:31,640
Fucking leather bridge.

3685
03:57:32,640 --> 03:57:33,760
Back over in Peru.

3686
03:57:33,880 --> 03:57:36,640
There's a lot of Peruvian stuff going on these days, isn't there?

3687
03:57:37,240 --> 03:57:46,480
Like eclipses and shaman and stuff like that.

3688
03:57:46,560 --> 03:57:51,480
But this now is just people who are trying to leave the country.

3689
03:57:52,480 --> 03:57:54,300
They're trying to get into...

3690
03:57:54,300 --> 03:57:54,660
Where are they?

3691
03:57:54,740 --> 03:58:01,320
They're trying to get into the Andean country before the imposition of strict immigration requirements at midnight.

3692
03:58:01,320 --> 03:58:03,700
Which is very sad indeed.

3693
03:58:05,700 --> 03:58:07,200
Very, very sad scenes.

3694
03:58:08,960 --> 03:58:11,060
Not really anything we can fucking...

3695
03:58:11,860 --> 03:58:13,460
Do with that.

3696
03:58:14,320 --> 03:58:19,140
Back over to Russia now where they're eating stinky little fucking mackerel slices.

3697
03:58:21,000 --> 03:58:24,540
Looks like anchovies or sardines or something.

3698
03:58:34,540 --> 03:58:34,980
Herring.

3699
03:58:35,120 --> 03:58:35,780
Sorry, herring.

3700
03:58:37,060 --> 03:58:38,580
You can buy these in Tesco.

3701
03:58:38,680 --> 03:58:39,400
They're called kippers.

3702
03:58:40,320 --> 03:58:41,180
They're smoked.

3703
03:58:41,180 --> 03:58:43,580
And they're red in color.

3704
03:58:43,680 --> 03:58:44,780
But they're fucking nice, man.

3705
03:58:45,140 --> 03:58:45,960
One euro...

3706
03:58:45,960 --> 03:58:48,180
One euro thirty for some kippers.

3707
03:58:49,920 --> 03:58:53,340
Have them with some scrambled eggs and a bit of fucking spinach.

3708
03:58:53,420 --> 03:58:54,020
You're flying it.

3709
03:58:55,360 --> 03:58:57,080
That's where I'm going to have the breakfast tomorrow.

3710
03:58:58,960 --> 03:59:01,140
Kippers and fucking eggs and spinach to fuck.

3711
03:59:05,140 --> 03:59:07,480
Rocket Man was doing the rounds over in London.

3712
03:59:07,480 --> 03:59:12,480
Now he's gone from the Italian Alps over to...

3713
03:59:14,260 --> 03:59:16,080
The Thames.

3714
03:59:18,400 --> 03:59:19,620
Fucking mad, isn't it?

3715
03:59:22,260 --> 03:59:23,320
Waste of time, though.

3716
03:59:24,820 --> 03:59:26,180
Waste of time and energy.

3717
03:59:29,540 --> 03:59:30,840
They always do this.

3718
03:59:30,900 --> 03:59:35,300
There's always videos of lads on rivers and cities flying with rocket packs.

3719
03:59:35,300 --> 03:59:37,260
Like, we've seen it.

3720
03:59:37,260 --> 03:59:38,700
We know you can do it.

3721
03:59:39,100 --> 03:59:42,040
Why don't you just take it to the next level and do something cool with it?

3722
03:59:42,240 --> 03:59:42,500
Like, you know?

3723
03:59:43,700 --> 03:59:47,220
Like, at least Rocket Man was flying around fucking the Alps.

3724
03:59:47,860 --> 03:59:49,240
You guys are just wasters.

3725
03:59:51,300 --> 03:59:52,540
Just wasters, man.

3726
03:59:55,360 --> 03:59:58,140
Bit of dronage now going on down in Texas.

3727
04:00:01,140 --> 04:00:02,020
Sorry about that.

3728
04:00:02,020 --> 04:00:02,960
Someone's injured.

3729
04:00:03,400 --> 04:00:04,240
Sorry about that.

3730
04:00:05,520 --> 04:00:09,560
Russian motor enthusiasts make Bentley into a tank.

3731
04:00:11,560 --> 04:00:14,720
Russian roads are famous for being hard to conquer.

3732
04:00:15,200 --> 04:00:17,060
But not when you're driving a tank.

3733
04:00:18,320 --> 04:00:19,860
Or at least use tank tracks.

3734
04:00:20,060 --> 04:00:23,700
As does a new creation by Russian enthusiast.

3735
04:00:24,700 --> 04:00:30,320
Who has upgraded a Bentley Continental GT sedan in a very unusual way.

3736
04:00:31,480 --> 04:00:31,800
Haha.

3737
04:00:32,380 --> 04:00:33,180
Look at that, man.

3738
04:00:33,280 --> 04:00:33,720
Class.

3739
04:00:35,520 --> 04:00:36,760
Retro-engineered.

3740
04:00:39,040 --> 04:00:39,880
Fucking hell.

3741
04:00:40,000 --> 04:00:41,000
Bentley's after you.

3742
04:00:41,920 --> 04:00:42,720
Get bent.

3743
04:00:43,740 --> 04:00:44,340
You cunts.

3744
04:00:45,140 --> 04:00:45,680
Ah, look at that.

3745
04:00:45,820 --> 04:00:46,440
He's...

3746
04:00:46,440 --> 04:00:48,660
The other fucking lad is stuck to his track.

3747
04:00:51,660 --> 04:00:52,400
Kalingrad, hey.

3748
04:01:00,400 --> 04:01:03,500
Scientists show wolf head preserved in permafrost.

3749
04:01:03,580 --> 04:01:04,760
We've seen this the last day.

3750
04:01:05,200 --> 04:01:06,900
It looks like my dog, Muttman.

3751
04:01:07,300 --> 04:01:08,540
After the sesh.

3752
04:01:09,460 --> 04:01:12,260
After a thousand years seshwan sauce.

3753
04:01:12,620 --> 04:01:13,880
Out in Yakutsk.

3754
04:01:15,000 --> 04:01:15,680
Poor bastard.

3755
04:01:16,140 --> 04:01:18,300
Hopefully he was alright and he wasn't fucking bet.

3756
04:01:19,260 --> 04:01:21,020
Seven seconds away.

3757
04:01:21,340 --> 04:01:22,420
I'll be wanking.

3758
04:01:24,000 --> 04:01:25,920
Seven seconds away.

3759
04:01:26,000 --> 04:01:26,000
Seven seconds away.

3760
04:01:28,000 --> 04:01:28,740
At the Milky Kid.

3761
04:01:28,880 --> 04:01:30,080
I'm fucking wrecked.

3762
04:01:30,200 --> 04:01:30,880
It's two o'clock.

3763
04:01:31,020 --> 04:01:31,660
Can't believe it.

3764
04:01:32,360 --> 04:01:33,060
Cannot believe it.

3765
04:01:33,420 --> 04:01:37,540
Stayed on till two because I thought that I was leaving on a sour note at half twelve.

3766
04:01:37,880 --> 04:01:39,960
So I thought I'd stay on for ten minutes.

3767
04:01:40,620 --> 04:01:41,840
And narrate videos.

3768
04:01:42,040 --> 04:01:42,740
And now it's two.

3769
04:01:43,200 --> 04:01:43,880
Fuck this.

3770
04:01:44,540 --> 04:01:46,900
Thank you very much though for watching everyone.

3771
04:01:47,160 --> 04:01:47,960
I appreciate it.

3772
04:01:48,000 --> 04:01:49,580
And I hope you're having a nice time.

3773
04:01:49,840 --> 04:01:50,920
And I hope you're having...

3774
04:01:50,920 --> 04:01:52,300
You're gonna get a bit of sleep.

3775
04:01:52,860 --> 04:01:53,540
The Milky Kid.

3776
04:01:53,860 --> 04:01:54,620
Thank you very much.

3777
04:01:54,700 --> 04:01:56,160
Tell me how you're gonna enjoy your weekend.

3778
04:01:56,160 --> 04:01:56,620
I don't know.

3779
04:01:56,680 --> 04:01:57,420
Probably doing this.

3780
04:01:59,060 --> 04:02:03,280
And if it's sun shining I'll fucking try and get a bit of vitamin D before I do this.

3781
04:02:06,020 --> 04:02:07,200
We've seen this already.

3782
04:02:15,200 --> 04:02:15,600
Right.

3783
04:02:15,680 --> 04:02:16,180
I'll fuck off.

3784
04:02:16,240 --> 04:02:17,100
I'll talk to you later on.

3785
04:02:20,260 --> 04:02:21,520
Good night and God bless.

3786
04:02:22,160 --> 04:02:23,540
Good night and God bless.

3787
04:02:25,660 --> 04:02:26,340
Only messing.

3788
04:02:26,440 --> 04:02:26,600
Hey.

3789
04:02:27,320 --> 04:02:28,580
It's a fucking speed run.

3790
04:02:29,240 --> 04:02:30,540
We're gonna complete Resident Evil.

3791
04:02:30,780 --> 04:02:31,360
No we're not.

3792
04:02:31,480 --> 04:02:31,860
Only messing.

3793
04:02:32,120 --> 04:02:33,080
Thanks very much for watching.

3794
04:02:33,180 --> 04:02:33,880
I'll talk to you later on.

3795
04:02:34,620 --> 04:02:35,340
Bye bye.

3796
04:02:35,600 --> 04:02:36,660
Rest in pieces.

3797
04:02:37,460 --> 04:02:38,340
Bye bye.

3798
04:02:41,540 --> 04:02:42,880
Is that a helicopter?

3799
04:02:43,040 --> 04:02:44,040
Jesus Christ.

3800
04:02:45,820 --> 04:02:46,240
Watch out.

3801
04:02:46,280 --> 04:02:47,620
There's a fucking fighter jack coming down.

3802
04:02:47,720 --> 04:02:48,060
Get out.

3803
04:02:50,840 --> 04:02:52,620
Out of all the daft fucking things.

3804
04:02:52,700 --> 04:02:53,480
That one's my favorite.

3805
04:02:57,380 --> 04:02:58,940
So much so I want to play it one more time.

3806
04:02:59,200 --> 04:03:00,380
Maybe just have this one.

3807
04:03:01,440 --> 04:03:03,840
Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship?

3808
04:03:04,780 --> 04:03:06,440
Because that stuff was a blast.

3809
04:03:09,260 --> 04:03:13,580
You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat.

3810
04:03:15,960 --> 04:03:16,540
Watch out.

3811
04:03:16,580 --> 04:03:17,920
There's a fucking fighter jack coming down.

3812
04:03:18,000 --> 04:03:18,340
Get out.

3813
04:03:24,960 --> 04:03:25,400
Right.

3814
04:03:25,540 --> 04:03:25,760
Okay.

3815
04:03:25,820 --> 04:03:26,220
I'll fuck off.

3816
04:03:26,320 --> 04:03:26,960
I'll see you later on.

3817
04:03:28,240 --> 04:03:28,620
Bye bye.

3818
04:03:28,980 --> 04:03:29,600
Bye bye bye bye.

3819
04:03:29,780 --> 04:03:30,200
Bye bye bye.

3820
04:03:30,240 --> 04:03:31,560
Good night and God bless.

3821
04:03:31,560 --> 04:03:32,060
you

3822
04:03:32,060 --> 04:03:34,760
Thank you.