1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,720 talking about. 2 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:26,720 *music* 3 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:50,720 *music* 4 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,720 Number 2 Frank McCourt 5 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:52,720 *music* 6 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,720 It's just a speed run. 7 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:54,720 Number 2 Frank McCourt 8 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,720 It's just a speed run. 9 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,720 You are a liar. 10 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:00,720 You are a liar. 11 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,720 *music* 12 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,720 Yeah. Yeah. 13 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,720 You know the crack. 14 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:08,720 *music* 15 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,720 *music* 16 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,720 *music* 17 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:20,720 *music* 18 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,720 How are you getting on Mr. Keaton? 19 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,720 Drunk. Shane Dawson. 20 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,720 *music* 21 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:26,720 *music* 22 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,720 *music* 23 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,720 *music* 24 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,720 *music* 25 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,940 Yeah, we're gonna pass it tonight. 26 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,060 Pure passage. 27 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:41,820 Adam DeBeer. 28 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,520 DeBeer's crystals, is it? 29 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,120 Dahi Murphy, how are you? Good evening. 30 00:01:50,660 --> 00:01:52,020 Get your speed pants on. 31 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,020 Get your speed pants on and strap in or strap up. 32 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:57,980 If you're that way inclined. 33 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:00,800 Don't ever recline. 34 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,340 Cause you might miss me. 35 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:04,280 Shine. 36 00:02:04,780 --> 00:02:07,200 Like a light in the sky every night. 37 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,120 Taking you into the twilight hours. 38 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:10,800 It's all mine. 39 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:12,560 We've got the stars too. 40 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,920 Broadcasting live on network too. 41 00:02:17,660 --> 00:02:19,340 The old style RTE too. 42 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:25,160 Before the recession. 43 00:02:27,260 --> 00:02:29,880 I'm not fessing anymore to the feds. 44 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:36,120 Cause those cunts of dravus see your head roll. 45 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,420 Onto the floor. 46 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,680 Instead of opening doors for your man. 47 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,180 Is that the best you can come up with? 48 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,020 Is that the best you can come up with? 49 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,120 Is that the best you can come up with? 50 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:54,140 Number two. 51 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:56,020 Is that the best you can come up with? 52 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:56,940 Number two. 53 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,040 Is that the best you can come up with? 54 00:02:59,260 --> 00:02:59,940 Number two. 55 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:06,220 Don't you have a life? 56 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,840 Don't you have a life? 57 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:15,100 You hammered your mother. 58 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:17,100 You hammered your mother. 59 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:19,100 You hammered your mother. 60 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:41,100 I was just looking through the manual there. 61 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:47,100 There's a digital manual with all the games. 62 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:51,100 That you play on the emulator on the PS3. 63 00:03:54,100 --> 00:04:00,100 Digital manual for all the games that you play on the emulator on your PS3. 64 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:05,100 Resident Evil 1 had a little mission raccoon forest report. 65 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:13,100 New members of the Alfred team arrive in Raccoon City late in the day. 66 00:04:17,100 --> 00:04:19,620 Green Schlug, thank you very much. 67 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:23,620 Thank you. 68 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,880 Congratulations to Yurti. 69 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:36,600 Strange reports came in from locals about missing people and an unusual sighting of dog-like monsters. 70 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:38,600 Dog-like monsters. 71 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:46,000 The mangled remains of a woman hiker are fished out of the river. 72 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,660 The river. 73 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:51,080 The river of Babylon. 74 00:04:57,620 --> 00:05:02,220 I'm only messing, it wasn't the river of Babylon, it was the raccoon city river. 75 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:08,040 The police report notes that something powerful had gotten a hold of her. 76 00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:14,100 Judging by the depth of the teeth marks, most likely a grizzly bear or wolf attack. 77 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:17,080 Public demands police action. 78 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:21,760 They want the entrance to the mountain road. 79 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:23,820 Barricaded. 80 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:25,140 Soon. 81 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,520 Stars contacted. 82 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:36,660 Stars informed that the hiker was part of a tourist group that had gone into the mountains a few days earlier. 83 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:43,020 The Stars Bravo team joins the mountainside search for more hikers. 84 00:05:44,180 --> 00:05:44,860 Top secret. 85 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,580 Top secret shit. 86 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:52,220 Bravo team helicopter discovers a mansion. 87 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:54,240 Engine fails. 88 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:55,860 Helicopter goes down. 89 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,120 Contact lost with the Bravo team now. 90 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:01,580 Over mountains. 91 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:02,700 Where are they gone? 92 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:05,900 Barry Burton, Jill Valentine and Chris Redfield. 93 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:10,820 Now he's dead, field. 94 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:13,520 But he's not really. 95 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,060 Barry Burton did die last night. 96 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,100 We let him fucking die. 97 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:17,020 Big style. 98 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:19,840 Alpha team mission objectives are. 99 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,860 Investigate for Coon Forest area. 100 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:22,980 Done. 101 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:23,740 Done skis. 102 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:24,280 Done that. 103 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:26,760 Locate Bravo team helicopter. 104 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:28,260 Done skis. 105 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:28,780 Done that. 106 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,160 Locate and rescue Bravo team members. 107 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:31,860 Not done. 108 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:35,020 Bring the situation under control. 109 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:37,240 I don't know. 110 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,280 Maybe it'll be done. 111 00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:40,600 We'll see how we get on. 112 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:46,520 Okay. 113 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,300 We can move on now. 114 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:47,900 We can move on. 115 00:06:47,900 --> 00:07:04,820 Mark Targon. 116 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:05,300 How are you? 117 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:06,500 Ninja. 118 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:07,540 Paul K. 119 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:08,300 Declan Schlug. 120 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:09,300 James Nolan. 121 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,120 Cam Layton. 122 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:15,440 S. Casey. 123 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:16,780 S. Casey. 124 00:07:16,780 --> 00:07:18,540 S. Casey. 125 00:07:18,540 --> 00:07:18,620 S. Casey. 126 00:07:18,620 --> 00:07:18,980 S. Casey. 127 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:22,100 Hobnails. 128 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:25,640 Thank you very much Hobnails. 129 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,640 Chris Redfield is taking pictures of Amanda. 130 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,140 Who the fuck is Amanda? 131 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,660 Was it Amanda on Bravo team? 132 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:44,620 Miss Barry to be fair. 133 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:45,300 Thank you. 134 00:07:46,140 --> 00:07:49,240 I do miss Barry to be fair as well. 135 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,660 Sorry, I thought your name was Miss Barry. 136 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:55,220 I thought that's what you were getting at. 137 00:07:58,360 --> 00:07:59,440 Thank you very much though. 138 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,300 Captain Cabinets, thank you very much. 139 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:09,340 You're a good guy. 140 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:15,080 At some stage, can you talk about some investigation you are doing? 141 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:16,240 Love the show. 142 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,460 Some investigation? 143 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:22,580 I'm not doing an investigation. 144 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:27,760 Thank you very much, Klimpipe. 145 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:29,860 Appreciate it, Klimpipe. 146 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,320 I have to say something, Klimpipe. 147 00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:32,460 You're a fucking legend. 148 00:08:32,460 --> 00:08:35,160 I wouldn't say that easily just about anyone. 149 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,680 You hammered your hunter. 150 00:08:45,180 --> 00:08:48,480 You hammered your hunter. 151 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,500 That's very nice of you. 152 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:51,640 Thank you very much, you hammered. 153 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:53,220 You hammered your mother. 154 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:55,280 No. 155 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:10,120 Anything in the works for the future, Mr. Keaton? 156 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:14,840 Yeah, but I'm very slow at the moment. 157 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,880 I just don't have the fucking... 158 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:22,080 I don't have the gas in the tank the past few days for some reason. 159 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:26,640 But I'm really impressed with Resident Evil 1 and the way that's holding up. 160 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:29,300 I know that isn't primo stuff. 161 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,260 But there will be stuff eventually. 162 00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:33,140 I just fucking... 163 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:33,640 I don't know. 164 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:34,500 You know yourself. 165 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,860 Sometimes you're fucking feeling it. 166 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:36,660 Other times you're not. 167 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,120 We'll mix these herbs anyway. 168 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:41,220 We'll see how we get on with herbs once they're mixed. 169 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:52,060 Thanks, Mr. Keith. 170 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,680 So this is a speedrun, guys. 171 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:12,560 The thing about speedruns is you probably won't have a clue what that means. 172 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,820 Because you're just dual public. 173 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,460 You play the games the normal way. 174 00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:19,040 The way that you want to play them. 175 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,100 Whereas I play them professionally. 176 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,020 I play them on a live YouTube speedrun. 177 00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:26,240 And I don't... 178 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:29,120 Hang around. 179 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,260 I complete the game with finesse and style. 180 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:35,240 And in such a manner that is so... 181 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,840 It's so professional. 182 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,000 I'm actually ahead of the game myself. 183 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:56,960 Sorry, now. 184 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:58,560 I'm just having a bit of a speed think. 185 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:00,740 Slides. 186 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,460 Where would you use the fucking slides? 187 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:08,420 We'll keep them in the pouch anyway, just in case. 188 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:16,960 Thank you very much, Anguish Panda. 189 00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:19,320 Thank you very much. 190 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,560 And listen, I don't say this about everyone. 191 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,060 But you're fucking mighty. 192 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:24,860 I wouldn't say that about anyone. 193 00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:26,280 And you're a legend. 194 00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:35,740 James Leonard. 195 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,300 Viper do slug Aaron again. 196 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:38,800 How can I... 197 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,220 James, thanks for your question, man. 198 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,040 And Anaconda G, you're a fucking legend. 199 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:44,360 Thank you very much. 200 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,760 I wouldn't say that, Anaconda G, about anyone. 201 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:47,760 Thanks so much. 202 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:49,540 James. 203 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,720 How can I do slug Aaron? 204 00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:53,360 You know as well as I do. 205 00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:56,380 That's fucking Tommy Schlug's baby. 206 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,100 Like I can't... 207 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,640 That bus is his Declan. 208 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,400 And Davis Elvis. 209 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:06,540 Thank you very much. 210 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:08,300 Appreciate that, Davis Elvis. 211 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:09,880 Thank you very much. 212 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:11,060 You're a fucking legend. 213 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,740 I won't say that lightly or about anyone else. 214 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,880 Tommy runs that show. 215 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,000 Tommy fucking runs that show. 216 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,620 I can't muscle in on... 217 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,880 If I started to do the bus driving... 218 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,320 Best of luck. 219 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:26,300 See you later. 220 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,140 He'd never do another fucking stream again. 221 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,120 Power. 222 00:12:39,460 --> 00:12:39,980 Switch. 223 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,620 Now there was a room last night... 224 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:45,500 That had poison in it. 225 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,640 Fucking hell. 226 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:51,880 We might take this guy's head off... 227 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:52,500 Just because he's... 228 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,040 Alright, he's alright. 229 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:56,980 Look at this blood here. 230 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,120 It's fucking red. 231 00:12:59,040 --> 00:12:59,680 I thought it was blood. 232 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,180 It's not blood. 233 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,240 I want to go down here now... 234 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,120 But this guy... 235 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:07,860 This... 236 00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:09,200 Buster here. 237 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:12,880 Jordan B... 238 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,340 Jordan P. Zombieson. 239 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:17,400 Headless chicken now, hey. 240 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,500 Should have gone to Specsavers. 241 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,860 The zombies look like they stink. 242 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:28,860 The zombies look like they stink. 243 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:33,800 Which is a real testament to the graphical prowess and capabilities of the people at the time. 244 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:38,860 Because if you can manufacture something that looks like it smells like a different sense... 245 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:39,640 Then that's job done. 246 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:51,200 Okay, so you need to cover these little ventines here. 247 00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:54,720 Little yellow ventines down at the bottom with these boxes. 248 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:06,560 This is a speed run of course so we won't be dilly dallying. 249 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:36,540 How the fuck am I going to... Oh, oh, ah, ah, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Oh, for fuck's sake. This is a speed run now lads, we just need to go around this bed, get the hell out here. 250 00:14:36,540 --> 00:15:02,640 Hello to y'all, Max Darwin and Ninja and Dan, SRM, Cam Layton, Paul, Mitchell, Steve-O, Michael. Welcome to the stream. 251 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:10,120 This requires a little bit of forethought. 252 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:18,640 And... And... 253 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:25,840 Right, okay, let me go up there. 254 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,760 Oh, maybe I should have looked at the other hand. 255 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:38,760 This is a bit of a speed run now, this kind of thing here. What I'm doing right there is she's pushing it, that's speed running. Just in case any of you aren't aware. 256 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:48,760 Probably not. You're probably not. You're... You're play... You're used to playing averagely and playing poorly as well. Whereas me, I waste nothing. 257 00:15:48,760 --> 00:16:16,420 nothing it seems you could YouTube archives your streams sometimes for a 258 00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:27,400 while archives what you mean they're unlisted is that what you mean they're all are there 259 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:44,080 all are archived as far as I know I wouldn't know anything about that I don't know what you're doing 260 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:59,340 I don't know what you're talking about it's not on PC bad dub no it's um PlayStation 3 which emulates 261 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:07,480 the PS1 and PS2 badly should I say because I tried to I ripped Dino Crisis from my original disc I got 262 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:18,460 out the attic from the house and I tried to play it on this and it wouldn't work now put your hand in 263 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:25,960 there have a reach in and see what there is an air shaft you want to get inside it I'll get inside 264 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:34,940 that yeah will you mind my phone and my keys for me while I get inside this air shaft I've no otterbox on 265 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:51,140 my phone I don't want the screen to get ruptured and damaged it's 1996 smartphones haven't been invented yet but you know what I mean oh body bags 266 00:17:51,140 --> 00:18:17,440 This place seems to be a morgue. 267 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,140 I'm not frightened though because 268 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,680 those body bags 269 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,240 are hard 270 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,580 drawn. They're drawn into the fucking thing 271 00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:29,640 so it's not like they're gonna come 272 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,000 alive. 273 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,160 Hey. 274 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,640 Boxes of Cobra Toxin. Thank you 275 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,800 very much. Thank you very, very much. 276 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,760 Very, very kind. 277 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,080 Very, very kind. 278 00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:59,300 They say humans are social animals. They can't live alone. But you can live pretty well by yourself. 279 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:09,300 I tell you, instead of feeling alone in a group, it's better to have real solitude all by yourself. 280 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:29,240 Boxes of Cobra Toxin. What's a crack? It's important me since day one. Pull out your sack and sit back. 281 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,660 Whether you smoke weed, chase brown or toot rock. 282 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,400 I'm coming at you like dicky rock. 283 00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:41,140 That's rhyming rock with rock. 284 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,040 It's as hard to do as actual rock. 285 00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:47,380 The geological formations of this nation go back. 286 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,920 Right back in time to the space station. 287 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,720 Before the earth was a planet in its actual self. 288 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:56,500 And we were all just fucking watching TV programs about an elf. 289 00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:58,400 Who was sat on a shelf. 290 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,380 That's actually happening right now. 291 00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:04,100 It never happened before the big bang or anything. 292 00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:07,560 In fact the big bang must have been a big fucking ow. 293 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,240 I wonder if anybody got caught up in that and was hurt. 294 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,700 Or there probably wasn't. 295 00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,380 There probably wasn't even anyone alive then. 296 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,020 Because it was the big bang. 297 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,420 Thanks very much. 298 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,740 Thanks very much though. 299 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:24,540 It's very kind. 300 00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,800 And you do lots of wonders for my mind. 301 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,380 Every time I play the game. 302 00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:30,760 Feeling insane. 303 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,420 Doing mad speed runs. 304 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,260 Go down the bakery in the morning. 305 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,940 Get me a batch of fresh buns. 306 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:38,580 Put some butter on it. 307 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:39,880 A nice slice of ham. 308 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:41,320 And then you're gonna be on it. 309 00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:44,200 All the way forward to 5pm and dinner comes. 310 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:45,940 What's for dinner mother? 311 00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:47,060 I'm rum in my tongue. 312 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,220 Eggs and puddings and beans. 313 00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:52,620 You know what that means. 314 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,620 I'm spitting pure fire every day. 315 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,660 24-7. 316 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:56,500 3-6-9. 317 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:00,920 Don't come at me when I'm on fire okay. 318 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,300 Just call 999. 319 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,200 That wasn't a fucking bad one for the last line actually. 320 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:09,360 That was. 321 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,440 I'm not. 322 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,140 I'm not trying to blow my own trumpet. 323 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:15,080 But the last line was actually worked. 324 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:15,920 Worked out well. 325 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,120 Did I rhyme 9 with 9 though? 326 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,100 Fuck no. 327 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,020 I rhyme 369 with 9. 328 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:24,520 Fuck it. 329 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,240 How are you Jimmy Jusus? 330 00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:29,900 And what have we got here now? 331 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,980 A passcode output machine. 332 00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:35,420 Back to the dissonant soundtrack. 333 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:36,520 Thank you very much as well. 334 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,420 Dissonant soundtrack. 335 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,900 Giving you the creeps. 336 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,200 So now we need to go and get the MO disc for that. 337 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,480 Yeah they were saying there's going to be another recession on the way. 338 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,680 But is that bollocks or is it? 339 00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:59,080 Is it shit talk or is it spook talk? 340 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:05,040 Now. 341 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:06,240 Hang on. 342 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,520 Where the fuck am I going now? 343 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,460 Okay. 344 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:28,300 Glockenspiel once we get in here and you know you're safe. 345 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,000 Richard. 346 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,120 Thank you very much Richard. 347 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,660 Thank you very much. 348 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,660 Appreciate that man. 349 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:41,640 Now. 350 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,500 The magnums in the safe. 351 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,260 The magnums in the freezer so they don't melt. 352 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,380 Keep the slide there. 353 00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:52,560 MO disc is what we're after. 354 00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,500 Stair chicken. 355 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:00,300 Thank you very much. 356 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,800 Chicken licking is after you. 357 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:09,700 Shout out to Darren eating his cornflakes watching the stream. 358 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,580 Nice cold. 359 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,100 Ice cold milk. 360 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,820 Drenched all over those cornflakes. 361 00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:18,480 Fucking eggs. 362 00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:19,560 And puddings. 363 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,580 And fucking memes. 364 00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:27,340 I didn't need to go through this way now. 365 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:27,740 But I... 366 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,260 Oh fuck. 367 00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:29,580 I don't have to go through there again. 368 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,100 Go back through that door. 369 00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:34,140 Why did the bother making you do all that? 370 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,240 Go for that fucking shaft business. 371 00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:38,620 And you could have just gone through the door. 372 00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:40,340 I suppose it just prolongs the game. 373 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,960 But it's a speed run so we shouldn't dilly dally anyway. 374 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,760 We'll get through these and we'll make it through. 375 00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:49,420 I'm excited to say the least about the tyrant coming up. 376 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:49,680 You know? 377 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,260 These naked zombies keep regenerating themselves. 378 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:06,220 Yep. 379 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:07,200 Yep. 380 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:32,920 Hi everyone. 381 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,120 This is Jordan B. Peterson. 382 00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:34,900 Your father. 383 00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:38,660 Hello. 384 00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:39,840 I am your father. 385 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,740 This is your father Jordan B. Peterson. 386 00:24:42,260 --> 00:24:44,400 And this is Passcode 2. 387 00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:47,660 What are you doing watching this? 388 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,820 Why aren't you cleaning your room? 389 00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:50,740 Passcode 2. 390 00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,620 Genesis 2227. 391 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,080 Passages from the Bible. 392 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,800 You wouldn't know it because you never read a book. 393 00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:02,740 Too busy staring at the stupid machine in the corner of the room. 394 00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:03,880 Feeding you lies. 395 00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:05,800 Lies all the time. 396 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,860 Get the Bible. 397 00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:11,400 Read it. 398 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,560 Think about what it says. 399 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,520 Become a man. 400 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,160 I will surely bless you. 401 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,180 I will surely bless you. 402 00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:25,960 And make your descendants as numerous as the stars in the sky. 403 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:26,700 And as the sand on the sea. 404 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:29,920 And as the sand on the sea shore. 405 00:25:31,060 --> 00:25:35,180 Your descendants will take possessions of the cities of their enemies. 406 00:25:35,820 --> 00:25:37,580 Genesis 2217. 407 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:40,500 Or a reading from the Holy Gospel. 408 00:25:40,660 --> 00:25:41,660 According to me. 409 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:42,680 Your father. 410 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,220 Jordan B. Peterson. 411 00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:46,080 Mommy's gone. 412 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,140 I am your daddy now. 413 00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:50,200 Clean your room. 414 00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:51,760 Get a job. 415 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:53,900 And love me. 416 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:53,900 And love me. 417 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:57,700 The way I always wanted to be loved. 418 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,060 I love you. 419 00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:02,340 Okay Jordan. 420 00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:03,240 Thanks very much. 421 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:04,180 Thanks for that. 422 00:26:05,860 --> 00:26:07,560 Kind of got a bit emotional there. 423 00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:10,080 I'm kind of a bit worried as well. 424 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:12,140 Because he does have a lot of time for us. 425 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,380 And the game itself. 426 00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:13,760 You know. 427 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,960 He's a big exponent of the Resident Evil world and culture. 428 00:26:17,260 --> 00:26:17,600 In fact. 429 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,640 Jordan B. Peterson. 430 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:19,860 Little known fact. 431 00:26:20,860 --> 00:26:22,020 Did complete the game. 432 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:23,400 First. 433 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,560 Before anybody else. 434 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,140 In the western world that is. 435 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,960 Obviously the Japanese had to clock the fucking thing first. 436 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,220 Because it was released there first. 437 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:31,840 But. 438 00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:37,120 JP has a great place in his massive heart. 439 00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:37,940 For this game. 440 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,060 He wrote a book on Resi as well. 441 00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:47,040 Thomas Flynn. 442 00:26:47,180 --> 00:26:47,820 Are you serious? 443 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,040 Wow. 444 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,700 He was named after Katie Price's alter ego. 445 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,880 Was Katie Price Jordan because of the team Jordan. 446 00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:08,460 And Eddie. 447 00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:09,600 Which is Eddie Jordan. 448 00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:12,180 So part of the reason Katie Price was Jordan. 449 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,460 Was because of Eddie Jordan. 450 00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:15,620 If so. 451 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,100 It's fucking mental. 452 00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:34,140 Now, do I... I can't go back up there again. Can I... can I go back that way again? Sorry, I'm trying to think here. Wrong way. I'm gonna have to go around here now and fucking blast these lads into Kingdom Come. 453 00:27:34,140 --> 00:28:00,540 Come. JVP chipped my PS1 back in 99. You could play all the fucking games before they arrived in Europe as well. 454 00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:11,180 What's the fucking point of this now? Switch, will you push it? There's no reaction again. No power. 455 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:29,280 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. The fuck's that? 456 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:38,860 What? Not the radio. 457 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,860 What the fuck is that, man? 458 00:28:49,860 --> 00:29:00,880 What's he doing? 459 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,720 Fucking trapeze, is it? 460 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:07,560 Yes! 461 00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:08,960 Yes! 462 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:34,860 He's got fucking worms crawling out of him, maggots and shit. Are those the shells? Are those the shells? Shotgun shells, is it? 463 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:44,440 Fucking hell. I think that was better than, uh... than the liquor in Resident Evil 2. 464 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:52,940 Bit of shteen going on here in Planet Quad Core. Gotta move fast. 465 00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:02,960 Oh no. 466 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:02,960 Oh no. 467 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:12,320 Just don't waste any shells. Let them come for you. Drop down. 468 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,720 Come on. Drop dead Fred. 469 00:30:19,020 --> 00:30:20,460 Fucking deeply dippy, man. 470 00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:24,540 On the catwalk. 471 00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:26,760 That's on the catwalk now. 472 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:28,720 Claw handler. 473 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,740 Oh, I need to pick an ammo thing here. 474 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,480 Moe Molem disc. 475 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:39,160 We need to go back and get the Moe Molem disc. 476 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,900 There's two of these books here as well. 477 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,360 If we can find more shells, that would be handy enough. 478 00:30:45,360 --> 00:31:05,860 Watch out! There's a fucking fighter jet coming down! We'll get off! 479 00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:10,040 Sorry about that, guys. 480 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,380 Welcome to the show, though. 481 00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:26,900 Fuck. 482 00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:33,680 First aid, is it? 483 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:44,800 We're not using any herbs on this one today because we don't want to fucking cheat. 484 00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:49,100 So we'll just do this here. 485 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,340 Put them into us. 486 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,820 And then we're back to fine on that. 487 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,980 We'll be sticking fucking herb. 488 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,120 And the Moe Molem disc into the box as well. 489 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:56,920 Should be okay. 490 00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,680 Should be alright. 491 00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:02,720 Moe Molem. 492 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:03,720 Moe Molem. 493 00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:04,680 Moe Molem. 494 00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:05,380 There we go. 495 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:06,940 Peace process. 496 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,400 Entire fucking documents. 497 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:14,760 The entire dossier of the Good Friday Agreement is on that Moe Molem disc. 498 00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:17,720 And a load of JPEGs as well. 499 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,980 David Trimble. 500 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:23,980 Ian Paisley. 501 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,580 Tony Blair. 502 00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:28,820 Bertie Ahern. 503 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:31,480 The IRA. 504 00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:34,180 The UDA. 505 00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:36,780 The UVF. 506 00:32:38,380 --> 00:32:39,340 The INLA. 507 00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:47,120 And loads of other parties just shaking hands and going, it's all going to be sound now. 508 00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:50,220 JPEGs. 509 00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:55,020 Fucking JPEGs are class, aren't they? 510 00:33:00,260 --> 00:33:00,920 Wrong room. 511 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,320 I think JPEGs are fucking deadly. 512 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:15,740 Shawnee boy. 513 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:16,520 Thank you very much. 514 00:33:21,660 --> 00:33:22,580 Thank you very much. 515 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,500 I need to fucking move fast here. 516 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,320 Might get fucking... 517 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,340 Swingballed by Deeply Dippy. 518 00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:39,280 And Moe Molem. 519 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,180 Thank you very much. 520 00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:47,040 These are rubbish, these guys. 521 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,120 Oh, they aren't. 522 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:49,060 Actually good. 523 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,440 They're actually not rubbish. 524 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,260 Fuck. 525 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:01,640 Oh, God. 526 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:02,580 Grimbo Jones. 527 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,460 Thank you very much. 528 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:04,860 Fuck. 529 00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:07,480 These guys are going to kill me. 530 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,700 These guys are going to kill me. 531 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:17,880 Fergal. 532 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,560 Fergal Marr. 533 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,400 Fergal Marr. 534 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,680 Thank you very much, Fergal Marr. 535 00:34:27,060 --> 00:34:28,220 Loving the streams. 536 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,520 Hong Kong City song at the end. 537 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,960 If you think of it, man. 538 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:32,760 Sound. 539 00:34:33,260 --> 00:34:33,980 Well, Connor. 540 00:34:36,980 --> 00:34:37,340 Alright. 541 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:40,500 Got that wrong. 542 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:40,760 Sorry. 543 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,340 Preempted Connor McArdle. 544 00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:44,100 I meant to say Fergal. 545 00:34:45,060 --> 00:34:46,000 Well, Fergal. 546 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,120 Just you wait and see what JBP is cooking. 547 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,860 Can you smell what JBP is cooking? 548 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:55,420 And as for you, Connor McArdle, 549 00:34:55,820 --> 00:34:56,760 just you wait. 550 00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,480 Just you wait until I get a hold of you. 551 00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:01,640 I'm going to ring sense. 552 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:03,720 I'm going to ring sense. 553 00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:04,780 I'm going to ring sense into you. 554 00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:08,100 Thank you very much again, Sean. 555 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,420 Where is Eddie? 556 00:35:11,540 --> 00:35:12,140 I don't know. 557 00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:13,920 Where's your room, Sean? 558 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,680 Where the hell is your goddamn room? 559 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,260 This is daddy. 560 00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:19,880 Daddy is speaking to you. 561 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:26,340 Well, well, well. 562 00:35:26,660 --> 00:35:27,660 Kristen Reed. 563 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,520 The duality of man. 564 00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:32,140 How are you, Kristen Reed? 565 00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:35,480 I'd like to say on behalf of Francis Higgins, 566 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,660 thank you very much. 567 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:38,480 But I can't say that 568 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,100 because I am JBP 569 00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:43,220 and I am very disappointed in everybody here. 570 00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:45,240 Especially you, Neil. 571 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,260 Especially you. 572 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,000 Thank you very much. 573 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,760 The boom is back. 574 00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:57,040 Thank you, Kristen. 575 00:35:57,540 --> 00:35:58,380 Thank you, Sean. 576 00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:58,940 Connor. 577 00:35:59,120 --> 00:35:59,500 Fergal. 578 00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:00,160 Grimbo. 579 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,520 Mo Mollum. 580 00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:03,520 The Good Friday Agreement. 581 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,400 Regular exercise at the gym. 582 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:07,860 UTV. 583 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,100 Julian Simmons. 584 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,500 Father figures. 585 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:17,480 Jerry Adams. 586 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,500 My beard was based on Jerry Adams'. 587 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,940 He once gave me an apple 588 00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:27,500 and I joked lightheartedly, 589 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:28,980 Jerry, 590 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,860 looks like I'm holding your Adams apple. 591 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,480 He said something 592 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,500 in a Northern Irish accent 593 00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:39,500 which was indecipherable to me. 594 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:41,340 I simply said, 595 00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:42,640 See you later. 596 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,780 I got a book to write. 597 00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:46,940 I drove away fast and hard 598 00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:48,680 in my Porsche 911. 599 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:49,980 Bye. 600 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,120 Genesis 22, 18. 601 00:36:57,580 --> 00:36:59,240 And through your offspring, 602 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,380 all nations on earth 603 00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:02,740 will be blessed 604 00:37:02,740 --> 00:37:04,460 because you have obeyed me. 605 00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:05,300 Because you have obeyed me. 606 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:07,380 Me, your father. 607 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:09,940 Never besmirch my name. 608 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,540 Always respect what I do. 609 00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:13,360 Why? 610 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,780 Because you are this to me. 611 00:37:16,620 --> 00:37:18,400 A tiny speck of dust 612 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:22,480 clasped hard between my index finger 613 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,600 and my thumb. 614 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,820 I like to make many points. 615 00:37:27,820 --> 00:37:29,000 One of them. 616 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:29,060 One of them. 617 00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:30,800 One of them. 618 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,840 One of them is this. 619 00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:35,240 Sweet Caroline. 620 00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:40,000 Good times ever seem to leave. 621 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,340 I be inclined. 622 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,120 What do you think of my singing voice? 623 00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:54,440 Go fuck yourself. 624 00:37:54,980 --> 00:37:56,160 Yeah, thanks very much, Jordan. 625 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,040 You can fuck off now. 626 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,060 There's no need for that. 627 00:37:58,800 --> 00:37:59,120 Jordan. 628 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,620 There's no need for that. 629 00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:04,300 Just like to apologize there 630 00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:05,460 on behalf of the stream, everyone. 631 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,360 I didn't realize he was gonna insult you. 632 00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:10,280 What's wrong with him? 633 00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:12,480 What the fuck is wrong with people? 634 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,740 Thank you very much, everyone. 635 00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:19,360 Oh, fuck. 636 00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:20,200 Oh, no. 637 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,980 Jill's getting fucking Maria Walsh'd. 638 00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:25,220 Run. 639 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:34,400 What the fuck? 640 00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:39,100 Oh, no. 641 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,720 We gotta get back to the herb room. 642 00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:45,820 We might have time to have a look around here. 643 00:38:46,740 --> 00:38:48,740 But there could be a few of those... 644 00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:49,640 Those lads. 645 00:38:54,860 --> 00:38:55,620 Hanging around. 646 00:38:58,180 --> 00:38:58,480 Oh! 647 00:38:59,280 --> 00:38:59,640 No! 648 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:00,900 No! 649 00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:00,900 No! 650 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:21,420 Insane. 651 00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:28,100 Yay TV. 652 00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:28,300 Yay TV. 653 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,980 TV for yay. 654 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:32,260 Thank you very much. 655 00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:40,200 Oh, my God. 656 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,020 Jimmy, how are you? 657 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:47,380 Thank you very much. 658 00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:53,400 Jimmy's some man altogether, isn't he? 659 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:54,380 Jimmy Crystal. 660 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,780 I hope you weren't put off there by JB, Jim. 661 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,160 He's in a fucking bit of an emotional state. 662 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,820 You know, he'll go from... 663 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,820 He'll go from wishing Connor Mercadal... 664 00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:09,820 Thank you very much. 665 00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:13,820 He'll go from wishing Connor, thanks very much, to just singing Sweet Caroline. 666 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,800 To telling everybody to fuck off. 667 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:23,360 How's things from all the lads in Belfast? 668 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:23,860 Says Connor. 669 00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:24,940 Not too bad. 670 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:27,760 Big bag of Good Friday agreement with the lads. 671 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:29,920 Brainthoom. 672 00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:35,880 Thank you very much, Brainthoom. 673 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,720 You have a chip on your shoulder, Brain. 674 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:39,820 But at least it's not a bag of thumbs. 675 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,300 Jordan B. Peterson. 676 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:49,880 In... 677 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:50,480 Unhinged. 678 00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:52,020 Oh, my God. 679 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,100 Fucking Jordan... 680 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,660 Jordan B. donation, man. 681 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,460 Fucking pure... 682 00:40:58,460 --> 00:41:00,580 Sweet, sweet, sweet Jordan B. 683 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,300 Can't believe it, man. 684 00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:05,420 Mm. 685 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:06,020 Mm. 686 00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:06,020 Mm. 687 00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:07,380 Mm. 688 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,040 Mm. 689 00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:08,680 Mm. 690 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:09,420 What? 691 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,100 Huh? 692 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:10,680 Huh? 693 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:11,380 What? 694 00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:12,080 Huh? 695 00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:13,040 Can't hear you. 696 00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:13,360 Huh? 697 00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:14,500 Speak up, you cunt. 698 00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:14,900 Huh? 699 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:15,380 What? 700 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,000 Who? 701 00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:16,680 Me? 702 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:17,300 You? 703 00:41:17,660 --> 00:41:18,760 What's going on? 704 00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:20,440 I don't know anymore. 705 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:23,160 Dr. Didsy, what's the score? 706 00:41:23,420 --> 00:41:24,700 Thank you very much, G. 707 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,440 Hanging out on a Tuesday, Thursday night. 708 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:29,920 Feeling kind of alright. 709 00:41:30,940 --> 00:41:33,180 Dr. Didsy comes swinging through the hidzy. 710 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,340 Hinges coming off the motherfucking door, Z. 711 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,660 Let's have some more, Z. 712 00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:44,080 I want to say thanks so much to you and Jimmy Braitham. 713 00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,020 Can I get a shout-out to myself? 714 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:51,140 Says Dr. Didsy, of course you can. 715 00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:54,220 You're not a little elf on the shelf anymore, man. 716 00:41:54,720 --> 00:42:02,160 25 Bean says that man is going into the record history books with a little chill hop mix. 717 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,160 Mixed up by your man, the snake man. 718 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:07,500 The snake man. 719 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:12,180 Wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, till I can't wrap no more. 720 00:42:12,180 --> 00:42:13,220 Until you leave. 721 00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:16,440 Walking out the door saying I want my money back. 722 00:42:16,540 --> 00:42:18,440 That snake, he can't wrap for shit. 723 00:42:18,740 --> 00:42:20,760 Give me a little bag so I can sniff it. 724 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,360 Give me a little bag. 725 00:42:23,060 --> 00:42:24,220 So I can lift it. 726 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,180 Give me a little bag. 727 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,800 So I can put all my goodies inside. 728 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:33,600 It's going to be a bag for life that I bought from Little for my wife. 729 00:42:33,780 --> 00:42:37,380 She says he wants to use it to put all the shopping and messengers in. 730 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:42,580 Especially that big biscuit tin that you bought with the money that Didsy gave you. 731 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:44,840 USA Biscuits. 732 00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:46,340 You best behave yourself. 733 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,260 Behave yourself. 734 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,020 Behave yourself. 735 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:52,320 Jimmy, thanks so much. 736 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,580 You're sweet and tender to the touch. 737 00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:06,760 And the boxes of cobra toxin injected into myself. 738 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,560 I'm going to start boxing soon. 739 00:43:08,660 --> 00:43:10,560 With all the cobra toxin in my veins. 740 00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:13,180 Nobody can touch me because I'm insane. 741 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,120 Viper Higgins going insane. 742 00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:20,160 Thanks to all those donations in the pain. 743 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,900 Another lovely little beat for your ears. 744 00:43:26,260 --> 00:43:29,160 Sit back, relax and listen for the next 10 years. 745 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,680 I'm never going to go anywhere. 746 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,100 Going to wrap you all into the fucking next millennia. 747 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,500 The year 2000. 748 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:39,960 999. 749 00:43:41,020 --> 00:43:42,940 And it's fucking 5 to 12. 750 00:43:42,940 --> 00:43:44,820 Are you still feeling okay, everyone? 751 00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:45,640 Yeah. 752 00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:49,640 Have you got your fucking irradiation pills and everything? 753 00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:50,860 Yeah. 754 00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:51,820 Good. 755 00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:52,640 You best take them. 756 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,320 Because we're all still fucked from the bomb that went off there 50 years ago. 757 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,840 But the new millennium is upon us. 758 00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,720 And it's going to be good. 759 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,200 Watch out for the millennium bug. 760 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:16,120 Iodine, iodine, iodine, iodine, iodine, iodine, iodine, iodine. 761 00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:18,760 Mix with Mr. Sheen. 762 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,660 Stick it in a pipe, you'll be feeling alright tonight. 763 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:27,880 Inhale those lovely iodine, Mr. Sheen fumes. 764 00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:33,280 And afterwards we can go and polish your living room TV set. 765 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,060 With your breath. 766 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:38,440 Alright. 767 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,440 Alright. 768 00:44:47,740 --> 00:44:54,340 This is playing with fucking fire now because if we go back into the rat trap, we're gonna get sliced. 769 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:59,220 This goes out to all the 90s slicer rat traps out there. 770 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:04,920 Whether you were listening to Mary Robinson, Rap Blackjack. 771 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:15,840 During the bewitched breakdown superset or whether you're just like me hanging out on watching TV 3 before it was invented 772 00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:19,340 playing with my Tamagotchi in the corner of the room. Oh 773 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,800 No, it's a dead end 774 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,320 No 775 00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,320 Oh 776 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,320 Oh 777 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,320 Oh 778 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,320 Oh 779 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,320 Oh oh 780 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,320 Don't get fucking steamed out of it anyway 781 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:18,320 Hang on. There's a fucking computer there is there not? 782 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:31,320 Would they not give you an old herb or a bit of links or something? 783 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:39,320 I think I went all the way back to the box there. There was a herb in the box and I forgot to put it in the fucking inventory 784 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,320 Oh no, I use it. I use it 785 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:51,320 We'll wait for the steam to blow and then we'll go to the computer there. 786 00:46:51,320 --> 00:47:17,640 Triggering system activator. Watch out. You have now reached my computer which I devised back in 1996. A computer which I know as the triggering system. Try to put in your name. 787 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:34,320 You can only put Mr. or Mrs. There is no room for any other gender or pronoun. Clean your room. Clean your room. 788 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:47,920 Thanks for that Jordan. Now we're going to get onto Jordan B. Peterson's triggering system activator. It's quite big. 789 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:58,140 And how do we... How do we log in Jordan? And what do we do here? 790 00:48:03,420 --> 00:48:04,280 Fucking hell. 791 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:12,220 Oh my god. 792 00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:16,680 Is there something... Is there something I have to use or something? 793 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,740 Is there a key or something? 794 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:28,100 I have to go out now, Connor McCardle. Back into the land of the fucking slicer. 795 00:48:28,380 --> 00:48:29,540 Who's going to slice me up. 796 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,200 We'll have to start all over again. 797 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,760 Julian from UTV stole our cans. 798 00:48:44,140 --> 00:48:44,780 Your owl one. 799 00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:45,680 Thank you very much. 800 00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,060 Thank you very much, your owl one. 801 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,260 This is a speed run as well. 802 00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:55,000 Fucking hell. 803 00:49:01,420 --> 00:49:03,780 Triggering system activator. It's quite big. 804 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:20,480 It's a decent size. 805 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:23,760 Fuck man. 806 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,020 We're going to get done here now. 807 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,140 We're about to get blackjacked by a couple of Mary Robinsons. 808 00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:30,300 Hold tight. 809 00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:38,340 Fucking hell. 810 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:39,240 Whoa. 811 00:49:39,240 --> 00:50:05,100 Schnee crammer. Thank you. 812 00:50:05,100 --> 00:50:12,780 Thank you very much, Schnee crammer. 813 00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:15,460 I wonder... 814 00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:16,220 No, what the fuck. 815 00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:17,320 For a second now. 816 00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,780 Let's just put that... 817 00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:28,180 Thank you very much. 818 00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:29,760 Lonely donkey. Thank you. 819 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,340 There was a room, wasn't there? 820 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:31,720 The... 821 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:32,520 That those... 822 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:33,400 The... 823 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,440 You get the passcode from the MO discs. 824 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,120 Or something. 825 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:38,540 And you can open the door. 826 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:40,560 So we just need to find out where that is. 827 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,140 We might save it here as well. 828 00:50:42,260 --> 00:50:43,160 Even though we're on danger. 829 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,000 Save it on a different slot, sure. 830 00:50:49,100 --> 00:50:50,300 Crisis of masculinity. 831 00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:52,360 Show me how to be a man, please. 832 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:56,080 Wait up a bit longer now and you'll see when we fucking beat the tyrant. 833 00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:57,900 And then you can go... 834 00:50:57,900 --> 00:51:01,220 You can go about town then saying, I'm a fucking man. 835 00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:04,800 Bet the tyrant. 836 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,500 Bet the tyrant on Resident Evil 1 last night. 837 00:51:07,780 --> 00:51:09,520 Watch some lad on YouTube doing it. 838 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:12,640 You coming for pints? 839 00:51:18,140 --> 00:51:21,460 Magnum clip. 840 00:51:22,940 --> 00:51:23,380 Beretta. 841 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:24,300 Aramore. 842 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:25,020 Frank. 843 00:51:25,340 --> 00:51:25,940 Magnum clip. 844 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:26,700 Empty bottle. 845 00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:27,260 Colt. 846 00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:28,460 Ink. 847 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,140 We'll fucking save it so... 848 00:51:32,140 --> 00:51:32,600 And then we'll... 849 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,600 We'll go and open that door in. 850 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:41,340 Museum ghost. 851 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:41,680 How are you? 852 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:42,300 It's gonna happen. 853 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,620 But it might not be next. 854 00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:46,520 But it's gonna be a long... 855 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,220 A long haul situation. 856 00:51:48,740 --> 00:51:50,920 With a schedule so you'll know when it's coming up as well. 857 00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:52,460 Because it's only gonna be a one-off. 858 00:51:54,020 --> 00:51:55,120 Will you use the ink ribbon? 859 00:51:55,340 --> 00:51:55,640 Yeah. 860 00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:57,820 Yeah, I'm gonna use that ink ribbon. 861 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:08,820 And let's... 862 00:52:08,820 --> 00:52:10,960 Let's overwrite 14. 863 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:20,460 Oh, Connor. 864 00:52:20,580 --> 00:52:21,340 Thank you very much. 865 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,060 Thank you very much, Connor. 866 00:52:24,260 --> 00:52:26,160 You old snake in a box. 867 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:31,380 You old dick-dastardly snake in a box, Connor. 868 00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,620 I'm in one door and I'm out the next. 869 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:35,900 My head's up my arse. 870 00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:38,900 I hope you're alright, man. 871 00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:42,860 I hope you're alright. 872 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,160 I hope you're feeling fine. 873 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,360 And that life isn't beginning to grind you down all the time. 874 00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:52,720 We're doing it like we haven't done before. 875 00:52:52,820 --> 00:52:54,100 We're gonna complete Resident Evil. 876 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:55,260 I'm in one door. 877 00:52:55,420 --> 00:52:56,360 I'm out the fucking next. 878 00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:57,440 My head's up my arse. 879 00:52:57,580 --> 00:53:00,280 Trying to find another plan to put into myself. 880 00:53:00,820 --> 00:53:02,880 We're gonna mix up that red and green herb. 881 00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:06,160 Make a hybrid that you've never even heard of. 882 00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:07,960 Hybrid it's gonna be called. 883 00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:11,380 And then when we see your friend Breen, we'll go, 884 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:11,980 Hi, Breen. 885 00:53:12,740 --> 00:53:14,000 Do you wanna have a bit of this? 886 00:53:14,340 --> 00:53:15,120 And we'll go, what is it? 887 00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:17,160 I'll go, it's fucking hybrid, man. 888 00:53:18,540 --> 00:53:19,660 It's unreal stuff. 889 00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,140 No shkagging. 890 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:23,440 You won't feel rough. 891 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,220 Just give it a blast. 892 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,080 You'll be on your fucking ass. 893 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,000 Thanks very much for that, though. 894 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,620 17 euro 31. 895 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,200 That's some nice dough. 896 00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,160 Gonna head down to the super value shop later on. 897 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,280 Buy everything I can. 898 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,080 Then we'll go, you're wrong. 899 00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:41,900 I say, why? 900 00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:44,240 I said, it's fucking half past 12. 901 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,300 Stop trying to fucking get inside the shop. 902 00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:48,760 We're gonna call the cops. 903 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,140 I said, I'm sorry about that. 904 00:53:52,540 --> 00:53:54,480 I was streaming the game for a couple of hours. 905 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:55,600 Lost track of time, man. 906 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,480 I'll come back in the morning, sure. 907 00:53:58,140 --> 00:53:59,720 I'm like, alright, see you later on, Francis. 908 00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,000 Alright, see you later, man. 909 00:54:02,060 --> 00:54:02,440 See you later. 910 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:02,920 Look. 911 00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:04,920 Thanks very much. 912 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:07,340 Have you any skins? 913 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:09,600 No? 914 00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:14,340 Big Daddy Kane. 915 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,340 Big Daddy Kane was just on the fucking voicemail there. 916 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,360 He said, what's the story? 917 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:20,620 Are you doing any streaming? 918 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,780 I said, I'm streaming now. 919 00:54:21,860 --> 00:54:22,060 Sure. 920 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:28,360 Uh. 921 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:32,600 Uh. 922 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,460 Alright, we find... 923 00:54:37,460 --> 00:54:38,880 We find where the door... 924 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:39,880 The door is now. 925 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,320 The one that has the... 926 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,560 The lock. 927 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:44,740 The lock. 928 00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:45,260 The big lock. 929 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,700 Oh, these fucking widgets. 930 00:54:51,420 --> 00:54:52,300 Just wankers. 931 00:54:53,140 --> 00:54:55,960 I've never met a bigger gang of wankers as those lads. 932 00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:12,920 Passcode panel. 933 00:55:13,340 --> 00:55:14,000 You've entered it. 934 00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:15,180 And another one. 935 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:18,500 The best be herbs in here or I'm gonna get fucking... 936 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,300 killed. 937 00:55:19,700 --> 00:55:20,480 But we saved it. 938 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:31,820 Jordan B. Peterson's overbearing mother. 939 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:32,620 Thank you very much. 940 00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:42,400 Jill? 941 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:42,400 Jill? 942 00:55:42,660 --> 00:55:43,940 Is that you, Jill? 943 00:55:45,940 --> 00:55:47,540 Oh, Chris, you're alive! 944 00:55:49,540 --> 00:55:50,440 Of course. 945 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:51,200 Bravo team! 946 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:51,600 Damn it. 947 00:55:51,700 --> 00:55:53,120 We're in quite a predicament, Jill. 948 00:55:53,780 --> 00:55:54,540 It's very... 949 00:55:54,540 --> 00:55:55,340 Oh, it's Chris. 950 00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:57,120 Anyway, I have to open this room. 951 00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,740 Thank you very much there, Paul... 952 00:55:58,740 --> 00:56:00,500 Uh, gee, Paul Francis. 953 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:00,840 Thank you. 954 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:00,940 It doesn't work! 955 00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:03,880 Well, Chris, I'll be sure to come back and help you soon. 956 00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:04,880 Will you wait here? 957 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:06,120 Thanks. 958 00:56:06,540 --> 00:56:07,360 I'll be waiting here for you. 959 00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:08,000 How are you, Fuzzy? 960 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,180 Thanks, Fuzz. 961 00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:29,400 So now I just have to go find a way to unlock these fuckers and then kill the tyrant. 962 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:37,220 Wait there now, Chris, and I'll go and find a key to the door. 963 00:56:37,820 --> 00:56:38,160 Good lad. 964 00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:40,260 They were very calm as well. 965 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:40,960 They just go, 966 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,900 We are in quite a predicament. 967 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,340 Excite, 1998. 968 00:56:49,860 --> 00:56:51,020 We've been here before. 969 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,020 Most of them are fucking fiction. 970 00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:55,780 No GBP fucking non-fiction there. 971 00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:57,480 The lobster. 972 00:56:58,820 --> 00:57:00,500 Clean your room, you fucking lobster. 973 00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,160 Do the streams at normal hours and you won't be wrecked tired. 974 00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:08,960 I'm not wrecked tired, Dan. 975 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:11,840 Did I say I was? 976 00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:27,200 Maybe I'm yawning, is it? 977 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:28,940 Like that. 978 00:57:34,940 --> 00:57:37,400 Yeah, push that fucking switch. 979 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,740 Wrong switch to push. 980 00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:41,320 Yeah, yeah, push it again. 981 00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:43,300 I'm just, I know I've been in here. 982 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:43,960 There's nothing in there. 983 00:57:43,980 --> 00:57:44,820 I'm just looking for herbs. 984 00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:46,060 In case we left a herb. 985 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,020 Because it's a speedrun and we're not allowed to use herbs. 986 00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:52,260 Used this only recently. 987 00:57:58,100 --> 00:57:59,060 Oh, there's a herb there. 988 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:02,960 Fucking sweet. 989 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:07,100 Ah, the gods are smiling down on us now. 990 00:58:12,540 --> 00:58:14,260 Yeah, I'd have a coffee, Dan. 991 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,100 No bother, but I, uh... 992 00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:19,620 I'd be up until fucking three. 993 00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:23,100 Because the coffee has a half-life of... 994 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,240 Uh, fucking three. 995 00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,460 Is it three hours or something? 996 00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:31,280 Could even be six. 997 00:58:33,820 --> 00:58:34,900 Could even be six. 998 00:58:37,580 --> 00:58:38,960 Pig Schmelis Willis. 999 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,300 Thank you very much. 1000 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,760 Have you heard of Parasite Eve Hay? 1001 00:58:45,380 --> 00:58:47,280 Very like the old Resi games. 1002 00:58:47,740 --> 00:58:49,600 Might give that a whack at some stage sound. 1003 00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:52,140 Yeah, I've heard of it, but I've never played it. 1004 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:58,000 But, uh, we'll either do Parasite Eve or Dino Crisis next. 1005 00:58:58,120 --> 00:58:59,200 If I can get... 1006 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,520 I tell you, I'm having a fucking crisis getting the game started, to be honest with you. 1007 00:59:03,020 --> 00:59:03,660 The last day. 1008 00:59:03,780 --> 00:59:07,780 I only got as far as the intro card that says... 1009 00:59:07,780 --> 00:59:10,700 Includes scenes of explicit violence and gore. 1010 00:59:11,220 --> 00:59:15,640 And as you know, that gets you a bit flustered and hot under the collar. 1011 00:59:15,740 --> 00:59:17,820 Because you're like, what's going to happen here? 1012 00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:25,960 Do you remember back in 1998 or 99 when you seen this game contains scenes of explicit violence and gore? 1013 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:27,840 And you were just like this. 1014 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:40,220 Maybe you didn't do that, but I genuinely had a problem when I was younger. 1015 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:45,720 When something was going my way or, say, or we're going to McDonald's or fucking... 1016 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:48,200 It's, you know, your birthday is tomorrow or something. 1017 00:59:48,340 --> 00:59:49,340 I'd always go like this. 1018 00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,820 And I'd bite my fucking lip. 1019 00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:56,960 Like that. 1020 00:59:57,100 --> 00:59:58,380 And my mum would have to... 1021 00:59:58,380 --> 01:00:00,280 She'd always be going, uh... 1022 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:00,700 You're gonna... 1023 01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:01,400 Stop doing that. 1024 01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:03,500 I did it once. 1025 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:05,140 I was fucking bleeding. 1026 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,620 Had to go see someone about it. 1027 01:00:11,540 --> 01:00:12,980 Now, let's have a look. 1028 01:00:13,220 --> 01:00:13,540 We can... 1029 01:00:13,540 --> 01:00:16,980 Maybe we can combine these two fucking herbs here and make it a super herb. 1030 01:00:17,940 --> 01:00:19,340 Oh, we've only got one left. 1031 01:00:19,340 --> 01:00:44,060 I don't know why I'm going out here, but there might be something we can do. 1032 01:00:44,060 --> 01:00:52,400 Up these fucking steps. 1033 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,600 That's how I met Jordan B. Peterson. 1034 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:07,320 When I had to go to the psychiatrist or the doctor because I was always doing this. 1035 01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:14,680 I had to go see Jordan B. Peterson. 1036 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:16,880 He told me that I wasn't a man. 1037 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:17,640 I said, I know. 1038 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,360 I'm fucking 12, like. 1039 01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:21,700 And, uh... 1040 01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:26,260 He was like, yeah, well, you're gonna have to fucking tidy your room. 1041 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:30,460 And come to one of my lectures when you graduate. 1042 01:01:31,380 --> 01:01:33,540 And I go, but you're over in fucking Toronto, is it? 1043 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:34,960 He was like, yeah. 1044 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,960 I said, well, I don't know if the parents are gonna be able to afford to send me there. 1045 01:01:38,780 --> 01:01:41,560 And I don't even know if I have the aptitude to make it to college yet. 1046 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,600 And, uh... 1047 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:45,860 Never heard from him after that. 1048 01:01:52,780 --> 01:01:54,340 The fuck am I going, man? 1049 01:01:54,700 --> 01:02:09,560 This is a speed run, by the way. 1050 01:02:09,620 --> 01:02:14,020 So we need to be fast because we don't know how long we've got. 1051 01:02:20,020 --> 01:02:26,440 The triggering system maybe utilizes the data reel. 1052 01:02:26,820 --> 01:02:27,860 The slide that I have. 1053 01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,680 The triggering system maybe uses this. 1054 01:02:34,740 --> 01:02:35,820 Slide cartridge. 1055 01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,640 Do you reckon the fucking triggering system utilizes the slide cartridge? 1056 01:02:42,180 --> 01:02:42,900 Let's go for it. 1057 01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:44,800 Speed run. 1058 01:02:44,800 --> 01:03:13,800 Haha, that idiot. What an idiot that guy is. Oh no, regenerated. Fuck. Just when you 1059 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:42,800 get it. Fuck it's getting fucking easy. These guns come out of the woodwork looking for stuff. It's sick. It's sick. Museum ghost. 1060 01:03:42,800 --> 01:04:09,800 Yeah, museum ghost. Thanks for the tip, museum ghost. Thanks very much. Oh, who'd you have, who'd you have in the match the weekend? The mighty Mio. Oh, for fuck's sake. Mio are actually going to have Jill Valentine playing for them. 1061 01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:29,800 It's going to be all right. Everything will be grand. It's so loud. Sorry, I don't know if you could hear me there. I was saying Mio will have Jill Valentine playing for them the weekend in Limerick against Galway. So everything's going to be all right. 1062 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:40,800 Now let's get triggered. Ah. 1063 01:04:40,800 --> 01:05:01,800 Ah. What the fuck you meant to do then? Burnt hobnails. Thank you very much, burnt hobnails. 1064 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:02,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1065 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:03,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1066 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:04,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1067 01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:05,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1068 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:06,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1069 01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:07,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1070 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:08,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1071 01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:09,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1072 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:10,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1073 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:11,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1074 01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:12,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1075 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:13,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1076 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:14,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1077 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:15,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1078 01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:16,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1079 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:17,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1080 01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:18,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1081 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:19,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1082 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:20,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1083 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:21,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1084 01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:22,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1085 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:23,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1086 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:24,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1087 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:25,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1088 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:26,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1089 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:27,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1090 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:28,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1091 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:29,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1092 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:30,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1093 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:31,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1094 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:32,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1095 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:33,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1096 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:34,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1097 01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:35,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1098 01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:36,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1099 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:37,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1100 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:38,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1101 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:39,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1102 01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:40,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1103 01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:41,800 What the fuck you meant to do then? 1104 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:49,320 hogs of war yeah the pig game was this for the ps1 I don't have that 1105 01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:08,800 Johnson's wireless printer thank you very much I have two fish called one and 1106 01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:14,380 two so if one dies I'll still have two that's a nice thing the sad thing is they 1107 01:06:14,380 --> 01:06:22,660 will die those fish they don't last long fish Amanda's archive photos shout out to 1108 01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:27,280 Bravestug he's a spinning poker chip away from getting his camera turned into goose 1109 01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:32,980 meat you're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into a 1110 01:06:32,980 --> 01:06:44,680 goose meat is that the helicopter Jesus Christ thanks very much maybe we can use 1111 01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:55,360 the thing here power to the other bit slide can't use it fuck 1112 01:06:55,360 --> 01:07:18,360 back out into the mainframe we go it's getting a bit too fast the speed run we had to slow it down because I was worried that we were going to do the game oh for fuck's sake 1113 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:32,700 it was getting a bit too fast that speed run anyway 1114 01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:43,080 load game 1115 01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:43,080 load game 1116 01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:56,040 17 18 19 1117 01:07:56,040 --> 01:08:04,120 Thank you very much PK. 1118 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,220 Pat Kenny is it? 1119 01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:07,340 P. Harrington. 1120 01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:10,200 P. Harrington for the win. 1121 01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:12,980 You say, I don't know what that means. 1122 01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:18,280 Poor Harrington. 1123 01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:20,180 There's a little bit of golf on, is there? 1124 01:08:20,180 --> 01:08:22,180 P. Harrington. 1125 01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:38,700 This isn't going to affect the speedrun anyway, so we're okay. 1126 01:08:42,380 --> 01:08:45,040 PK, is there, is there, is it the Irish Open, is it? 1127 01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:56,520 I'd be more interested in the football or fucking Wimbledon. 1128 01:08:57,780 --> 01:09:02,060 Or even the Tour de France. 1129 01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:05,140 I know they're all on drugs, but I'd still... 1130 01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:07,360 I'm not bothered that much about the golf. 1131 01:09:10,820 --> 01:09:13,480 Maybe when I'm older I'll get into the golf. 1132 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:22,160 Where the fuck now? 1133 01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:24,560 We've everything we need really in here. 1134 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,960 In our arsenal. 1135 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:36,260 Just need to fucking just go, go, go. 1136 01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:53,060 I love women. 1137 01:09:53,620 --> 01:09:54,860 I'm mad about women. 1138 01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:56,680 I've been married three times. 1139 01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:58,580 I'm infatuated with women. 1140 01:10:00,460 --> 01:10:02,140 Something about the power in here. 1141 01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,160 What the fuck? 1142 01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:24,840 A clone... 1143 01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:25,840 ...named Gibso. 1144 01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:30,840 Fuck you. 1145 01:10:31,620 --> 01:10:32,520 I'm sorry about that now. 1146 01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:33,760 Sorry about the language, guys. 1147 01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:36,720 Just trying to get the fucking demons out of the system. 1148 01:10:36,860 --> 01:10:38,840 This guy's going to slash me, so we're going to have to blast him. 1149 01:10:41,180 --> 01:10:41,660 Yeah! 1150 01:10:42,780 --> 01:10:43,180 Yeah! 1151 01:10:49,660 --> 01:10:51,360 Mary, thank you very much, Mary. 1152 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,260 A power panel, Mary. 1153 01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:54,400 Some areas... 1154 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,100 Will you activate the blacked out areas? 1155 01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:58,760 Some of the areas are blacked. 1156 01:10:58,980 --> 01:11:00,240 We need to get the hell out of here. 1157 01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:03,260 Hang on now. 1158 01:11:03,340 --> 01:11:03,680 Where... 1159 01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:04,080 Where... 1160 01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,380 What happened there? 1161 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:07,000 What happened there? 1162 01:11:10,420 --> 01:11:11,340 What happened there? 1163 01:11:12,620 --> 01:11:13,700 Mary, thank you very much. 1164 01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:14,560 And Finbar as well. 1165 01:11:14,620 --> 01:11:15,300 Thank you very much. 1166 01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:21,580 Does anybody in the chat know what I just did there? 1167 01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:24,340 I turned on the thing and said there was some blacked out areas. 1168 01:11:24,460 --> 01:11:25,500 And I turned... 1169 01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:27,080 Whatever the blacked out areas were. 1170 01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:32,660 Maybe it's this door down here, is it? 1171 01:11:35,220 --> 01:11:36,860 Which of the areas were blacked? 1172 01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:44,360 Was the triggering machine... 1173 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:45,400 Do you know the triggering machine? 1174 01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:45,860 Was that... 1175 01:11:48,260 --> 01:11:51,160 There was some other yoke before saying it didn't have full power. 1176 01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:52,020 Maybe you've sorted it. 1177 01:11:52,060 --> 01:11:52,220 Yeah. 1178 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,860 That was the triggering machine out in the fucking... 1179 01:11:56,700 --> 01:11:57,100 Yeah. 1180 01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,480 Dr. Peterson's magnificent triggering machine. 1181 01:12:22,980 --> 01:12:23,840 These cunts. 1182 01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,080 Oh, for fuck. 1183 01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:29,500 Fucking noise out of them as well. 1184 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:46,160 It's a speed run anyway, so we don't have to worry about reloading. 1185 01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:53,320 Dr. Oaker's mad bean machine is coming out next week. 1186 01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:54,400 On... 1187 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:55,400 Xbox Live... 1188 01:12:56,300 --> 01:12:57,220 And PC. 1189 01:12:57,800 --> 01:13:01,380 And then on PS4 the following Tuesday at 3pm. 1190 01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:03,920 But you can queue up on Monday night to get it. 1191 01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:04,800 It's a weird thing. 1192 01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:08,400 And then if you wake up on Tuesday morning, you have to wait... 1193 01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:10,620 To get in until 3pm. 1194 01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:11,700 Are you staying with me? 1195 01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:13,680 That's the weird situation we're in. 1196 01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:14,960 It's all... 1197 01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,620 It's all going to be worth it. 1198 01:13:16,620 --> 01:13:17,260 Imagine that. 1199 01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:18,500 Dr. Oaker the video game. 1200 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:26,980 Clip. 1201 01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:28,480 I brought an airlock key. 1202 01:13:28,580 --> 01:13:28,940 Crank. 1203 01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:34,780 Oh, we could really fucking do with a few herbs now. 1204 01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:36,440 Herb Valentine. 1205 01:13:43,300 --> 01:13:44,440 Captain Cabinets. 1206 01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:46,000 Captain Cabinets. 1207 01:13:47,140 --> 01:13:48,140 Thank you very much. 1208 01:13:48,140 --> 01:13:56,260 Just walked 20 minutes to the shop and 20 back to enjoy a tall glass of milk with my favorite stream. 1209 01:13:58,360 --> 01:13:59,180 Best of luck, man. 1210 01:13:59,300 --> 01:14:03,940 I'm glad you're enjoying the stream so much that you're going out of the way to get your favorite beverage. 1211 01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:05,480 And the milk has... 1212 01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:08,680 Is it the melatonin or melanin or something that makes you sleep? 1213 01:14:09,420 --> 01:14:09,980 It's got pieces of milk. 1214 01:14:09,980 --> 01:14:10,840 It's got pieces of melatonin in it. 1215 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:17,300 Somebody said that it's not the triggering machine. 1216 01:14:17,580 --> 01:14:18,400 I have to go to there. 1217 01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:19,300 It's somewhere else. 1218 01:14:20,860 --> 01:14:21,820 Scroll up here now. 1219 01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:21,900 Scroll up here now. 1220 01:14:23,820 --> 01:14:24,620 The offices. 1221 01:14:24,820 --> 01:14:26,440 You have to use the film reel in the offices. 1222 01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:28,260 Where the fuck is the offices, though? 1223 01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:30,700 Do you know what I mean? 1224 01:14:30,700 --> 01:14:53,320 Fucking hell. 1225 01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:58,860 Little kind of fucking weird thing going on in the chest, like, you know? 1226 01:15:00,380 --> 01:15:01,320 I don't know what it is. 1227 01:15:04,060 --> 01:15:04,800 Imagine I... 1228 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:07,220 I don't want to say, but imagine... 1229 01:15:07,220 --> 01:15:10,100 It'd be sad, like, but imagine you fucking died on stream. 1230 01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:11,600 And... 1231 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,020 And it was just Jill. 1232 01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:14,980 And, like, it was just like this. 1233 01:15:20,380 --> 01:15:23,660 And then you could just hear zombies killing you and then it was a restart. 1234 01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:26,640 Oh, fuck. 1235 01:15:27,420 --> 01:15:28,660 Would you think I was joking? 1236 01:15:28,820 --> 01:15:29,460 Would you call the... 1237 01:15:29,460 --> 01:15:30,560 Would you call the ambulance? 1238 01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:32,680 Or did you think it was a fucking thing? 1239 01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:34,300 Right. 1240 01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:36,120 Yeah, Jill just tapping the rifle. 1241 01:15:41,220 --> 01:15:41,740 And... 1242 01:15:41,740 --> 01:15:43,640 Man, it just said... 1243 01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:46,120 In the fucking title of the video said... 1244 01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:47,040 Speed run. 1245 01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:49,280 And all you said is this. 1246 01:15:57,020 --> 01:16:00,640 Like, I said to you there earlier in the game... 1247 01:16:01,660 --> 01:16:02,640 I was like... 1248 01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:04,020 Something fucking weird there. 1249 01:16:04,540 --> 01:16:05,120 I don't know. 1250 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:06,040 I don't know what it is. 1251 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:07,400 And then... 1252 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:08,640 During the game, you're just like... 1253 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:09,640 I'm playing away like this. 1254 01:16:10,580 --> 01:16:11,600 And then it's just... 1255 01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:12,700 It's like... 1256 01:16:12,700 --> 01:16:15,080 Oh, yeah. 1257 01:16:15,140 --> 01:16:15,360 All right. 1258 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:15,740 I got... 1259 01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:16,640 Maybe it was... 1260 01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:17,840 I see, like, a fucking... 1261 01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:18,800 One of the Spider-Men. 1262 01:16:20,140 --> 01:16:21,020 And I go like this. 1263 01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:22,140 Ah, the Spider! 1264 01:16:22,140 --> 01:16:22,980 - I'm gonna get it. 1265 01:16:22,980 --> 01:16:23,820 - I'm gonna get it. 1266 01:16:23,820 --> 01:16:53,800 - I'm gonna get it. 1267 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:56,800 Or if it was like... 1268 01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:00,800 Oh no! 1269 01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:02,800 *Groans* 1270 01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:26,800 It's hard to... it's hard to act dead. 1271 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:31,800 *Groans* 1272 01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,800 Please don't die, thank you very much. 1273 01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:41,800 Now do I fucking... 1274 01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:44,800 Use the film reel here is it? 1275 01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:46,800 Computer is used to open the electronic locks. 1276 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,800 Will you turn it on? Yeah. 1277 01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:50,800 We've done all this. 1278 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:54,800 *Groans* 1279 01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:56,700 Oh no! 1280 01:18:04,700 --> 01:18:06,800 Thank you very much. Please don't die. 1281 01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:15,300 Thank you very much. 1282 01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:19,700 Andy Madden and Gridrain741. 1283 01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:23,120 Where the fuck am I going, man? 1284 01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:24,500 This is a fucking speedrun. 1285 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:34,700 Thank you very much, Gridrain741. 1286 01:18:35,300 --> 01:18:36,500 And Andy Madden who says, 1287 01:18:36,620 --> 01:18:37,420 Well, Schneek. 1288 01:18:41,940 --> 01:18:43,460 Maybe I could fuck it. 1289 01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:47,100 That looks like a door. 1290 01:18:47,340 --> 01:18:48,120 Can't go through there. 1291 01:18:50,980 --> 01:18:52,700 Frank McCourt, the video game. 1292 01:18:52,820 --> 01:18:58,180 Angela's Ashes is coming out on the PS4 in November. 1293 01:18:58,880 --> 01:18:59,900 Alongside Shenmue. 1294 01:19:07,900 --> 01:19:09,180 Oh, fuck. 1295 01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:17,840 I don't know. 1296 01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:17,840 I don't know. 1297 01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,780 Angela's Ashes 3D. 1298 01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:25,020 Milas, thank you very much. 1299 01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:29,620 Milas, thank you very much. 1300 01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:31,500 And I want to say something to you, Milas. 1301 01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:33,900 I want to say this. 1302 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:41,660 Thanks for the donation. 1303 01:19:41,660 --> 01:19:41,660 Thanks for the donation. 1304 01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:47,540 And, hey mister. 1305 01:19:47,900 --> 01:19:48,680 Thank you very much. 1306 01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:50,600 There's one thing I wanted to say to you as well. 1307 01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:57,320 Thanks for the donation. 1308 01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:03,320 Milas. 1309 01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:04,260 Is it Milas? 1310 01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:07,760 Oh, man. 1311 01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:07,780 Oh, man. 1312 01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,040 This is getting on my tits now. 1313 01:20:09,980 --> 01:20:10,940 We've been through this. 1314 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:12,820 We don't need to open this up anymore, do we? 1315 01:20:16,660 --> 01:20:18,040 It's a speed run, like. 1316 01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:22,300 It's a speed run. 1317 01:20:22,300 --> 01:20:22,320 It's a speed run. 1318 01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:47,920 Morgan Walsh. 1319 01:20:48,300 --> 01:20:50,180 Thank you very much, Morgan Walsh. 1320 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:51,600 I appreciate that. 1321 01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:52,500 Very kind of you. 1322 01:20:52,900 --> 01:20:54,560 I hope you're having a nice Thursday night. 1323 01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:56,680 And you're pumped and ready for the weekend. 1324 01:21:00,060 --> 01:21:02,720 Has it been the same snake shirt for the past 10 years, 1325 01:21:02,780 --> 01:21:03,560 or are they different ones? 1326 01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:04,720 Oh, man. 1327 01:21:04,780 --> 01:21:05,220 So many. 1328 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:06,620 So many. 1329 01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:10,620 Gone through a fucking rake of them. 1330 01:21:10,660 --> 01:21:11,220 I don't know how many. 1331 01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:15,580 Funnily enough, now, this one isn't good. 1332 01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:17,180 I don't think the print isn't great. 1333 01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:18,800 But, I mean, it pops. 1334 01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:20,020 Pops now. 1335 01:21:20,020 --> 01:21:23,920 On this thing. 1336 01:21:28,020 --> 01:21:31,940 Is there a fucking herb in here I can use? 1337 01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:32,680 Oh, there is. 1338 01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:33,540 There is. 1339 01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:34,920 Fantastic. 1340 01:21:40,660 --> 01:21:42,940 They're made from real snake skin, Cairn. 1341 01:21:42,940 --> 01:21:43,160 Yeah. 1342 01:21:59,160 --> 01:21:59,560 Gandalf. 1343 01:21:59,560 --> 01:21:59,560 Gandalf. 1344 01:21:59,620 --> 01:22:00,620 When you say the lights. 1345 01:22:01,020 --> 01:22:02,280 I've done that room. 1346 01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:03,940 I've turned the lights on already, man. 1347 01:22:06,940 --> 01:22:24,180 Bruno, what kind of merch? 1348 01:22:24,180 --> 01:22:29,300 Like, the fucking, the, uh, what do you call it now? 1349 01:22:29,420 --> 01:22:30,800 The t-shirts. 1350 01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:33,440 Is there anything better than that, like? 1351 01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:41,720 Because I don't think about what you could potentially sell other than making videos and then having a Patreon for the videos. 1352 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,420 Or fucking streams and shit like that. 1353 01:22:45,140 --> 01:22:46,260 Is that not much enough? 1354 01:22:46,260 --> 01:22:46,260 Is that not much enough? 1355 01:22:51,780 --> 01:22:53,540 Look, I don't know how to turn the light on. 1356 01:22:56,260 --> 01:22:57,800 I don't know how to turn this light on. 1357 01:22:58,340 --> 01:22:58,660 Switch. 1358 01:22:58,780 --> 01:22:59,160 Ah, yeah. 1359 01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:01,120 There we go. 1360 01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:10,420 We've done all this. 1361 01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:12,120 There's nothing more I can do here. 1362 01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:31,940 Ah, the Ferrari jacket. 1363 01:23:32,060 --> 01:23:33,480 I've lost it, uh, Keaton. 1364 01:23:33,940 --> 01:23:35,960 I, I got it in Castle Bar in the market. 1365 01:23:35,960 --> 01:23:42,100 Do you know this, uh, Indian fella who runs the market down in Castle Bar on Market Square? 1366 01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:43,920 I don't know what day of the week. 1367 01:23:44,460 --> 01:23:56,600 But he had these, uh, he sells Scania jackets, Mercedes, John Deere, and then there was that leather Ferrari monstrosity that had all the fucking sponsors on it. 1368 01:23:56,900 --> 01:23:57,780 It's quality, man. 1369 01:23:58,400 --> 01:23:59,000 I've lost it. 1370 01:23:59,060 --> 01:23:59,880 I don't know where it's gone now. 1371 01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:02,680 It says Michael Schumacher on the back of it. 1372 01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:04,700 It's fucking gone now. 1373 01:24:10,700 --> 01:24:11,920 A Dodge Viper jacket. 1374 01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:14,060 I looked on the, uh, eBay for them. 1375 01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:15,340 They don't have a great selection. 1376 01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:19,720 The ones they do have weren't great. 1377 01:24:22,980 --> 01:24:23,440 Hang on. 1378 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:24,400 I thought we opened this. 1379 01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:27,080 But we died, is it? 1380 01:24:35,300 --> 01:24:36,500 Craig Dowling, thank you. 1381 01:24:39,380 --> 01:24:40,340 Shout out to Rob. 1382 01:24:42,260 --> 01:24:43,380 Hope you're doing well, Rob. 1383 01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:44,500 Keep doing what you're doing. 1384 01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:46,180 Dowling's after you. 1385 01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:51,960 Jill? 1386 01:24:52,400 --> 01:24:53,500 Is that you, Jill? 1387 01:24:53,580 --> 01:24:54,140 Not this fucking shit again. 1388 01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:57,120 Oh, Chris, you're alive. 1389 01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:00,000 Of course. 1390 01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:01,200 Damn it. 1391 01:25:01,260 --> 01:25:02,700 We're in quite a predicament, Jill. 1392 01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:04,440 I know, Chris. 1393 01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:06,720 Anyway, I have to open this room. 1394 01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:10,620 It doesn't work. 1395 01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:13,460 Well, Chris, I'll be sure to come back and help you soon. 1396 01:25:13,780 --> 01:25:14,460 Will you wait here? 1397 01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:15,700 Thanks. 1398 01:25:16,060 --> 01:25:17,460 I'll be waiting here for you. 1399 01:25:21,180 --> 01:25:21,560 What? 1400 01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:41,020 This is a speed, a speed room or a speed run. 1401 01:25:41,260 --> 01:25:45,640 And Chris, our friend Chris Valentine is stuck inside the Jill speed room. 1402 01:25:55,060 --> 01:25:56,520 It's like the crystal maze. 1403 01:25:56,800 --> 01:25:57,940 And I'm Robert O'Brien. 1404 01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,700 I don't, instead of a harmonica, I have a bazooka and a shotgun. 1405 01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:25,700 *Sings* 1406 01:26:25,700 --> 01:26:29,700 *Sings* 1407 01:26:29,700 --> 01:26:33,700 Fuckin hell man, where am I going? 1408 01:26:33,700 --> 01:26:38,700 *Sings* 1409 01:26:38,700 --> 01:26:42,700 Does anyone know where you'd use the film reel? 1410 01:26:42,700 --> 01:26:45,700 *Sings* 1411 01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:47,700 See this thing? 1412 01:26:47,700 --> 01:26:49,700 *Sings* 1413 01:26:49,700 --> 01:26:51,700 *Sings* 1414 01:26:51,700 --> 01:27:01,700 *Sings* 1415 01:27:01,700 --> 01:27:05,700 The crystal meth maze, yeah I always thought why did nobody make the crystal meth maze? 1416 01:27:05,700 --> 01:27:11,700 *Sings* 1417 01:27:11,700 --> 01:27:17,700 And it was addicts going into houses and robbing, burgling them like, and they're like, 1418 01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:23,700 Robert O'Brien is outside going, playing the harmonica and then the other kind of drug addicts are outside going, 1419 01:27:23,700 --> 01:27:28,700 "Get the DVD player, go on, no, take the TV, take the TV!" 1420 01:27:28,700 --> 01:27:32,700 And they're just robbing shit and it's like, "Come on, you've only 30 seconds left!" 1421 01:27:32,700 --> 01:27:34,700 And he's got a bag of meth. 1422 01:27:34,700 --> 01:27:39,700 *Sings* 1423 01:27:39,700 --> 01:27:43,700 Ah, fuck this man. There's nothing you can do. There's no... 1424 01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:06,240 I've stolen your money. 1425 01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:10,840 Thank you very much. I've stolen your money. 1426 01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:19,240 This place seems to be a morgue. 1427 01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:23,320 Oh, man. I don't know, man. This is fucking tough, man. 1428 01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:24,900 I don't know where they're fucking going. 1429 01:28:25,260 --> 01:28:26,840 Maybe the power that I... 1430 01:28:27,380 --> 01:28:29,840 activated has opened the door upstairs. 1431 01:28:30,740 --> 01:28:31,600 So we'll go upstairs. 1432 01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,980 Now, I'm not just saying it because Sam the Poor has wrote that. 1433 01:28:37,980 --> 01:28:39,100 Or Fergie. 1434 01:28:39,100 --> 01:28:41,280 I thought that out in my own head. 1435 01:28:42,020 --> 01:28:44,060 Funnily enough, after I'd seen you write it. 1436 01:28:53,500 --> 01:28:54,940 I'll be Yertie. 1437 01:28:55,660 --> 01:28:57,760 Yertie 30, Toll Nail Mac. 1438 01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:00,060 There's a herb there as well. 1439 01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:02,920 And we'll combine the two herbines. 1440 01:29:03,660 --> 01:29:06,200 And bring us right back up to full-on health. 1441 01:29:06,620 --> 01:29:08,620 *Bell rings* 1442 01:29:08,620 --> 01:29:10,620 *Bell rings* 1443 01:29:10,620 --> 01:29:12,620 *Bell rings* 1444 01:29:12,620 --> 01:29:14,620 *Bell rings* 1445 01:29:14,620 --> 01:29:16,620 *Bell rings* 1446 01:29:16,620 --> 01:29:18,620 *Bell rings* 1447 01:29:18,620 --> 01:29:20,620 *Bell rings* 1448 01:29:20,620 --> 01:29:22,620 *Bell rings* 1449 01:29:22,620 --> 01:29:24,620 *Bell rings* 1450 01:29:24,620 --> 01:29:26,620 *Bell rings* 1451 01:29:26,620 --> 01:29:28,620 *Bell rings* 1452 01:29:28,620 --> 01:29:30,620 *Bell rings* 1453 01:29:30,620 --> 01:29:32,620 *Bell rings* 1454 01:29:32,620 --> 01:29:34,620 Cabinets! 1455 01:29:34,620 --> 01:29:41,820 or Craig Dowlands sorry I called you Captain Cabinets there didn't mean to call you the wrong 1456 01:29:41,820 --> 01:29:47,380 name another shout out to Rob because he missed the last one yeah Rob get the fucking act together 1457 01:29:47,380 --> 01:29:53,540 man I'm out here giving shout outs where are you fucking sharing is your shoes cop on 1458 01:29:53,540 --> 01:30:05,120 now with the power on 1459 01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:27,740 Paul Paul Mullen you're fucking right you are absolutely right 1460 01:30:27,740 --> 01:30:49,300 faith thank you very much faith I'm glad you've got the faith in the game we're gonna go down now 1461 01:30:49,300 --> 01:30:55,500 because uh Paul Mullen's just fucking cracked the code the Da Vinci load he cracked the code and we 1462 01:30:55,500 --> 01:31:06,660 all blew the Da Vinci load because he showed us what had happened and there's a room with a projector and it just here and we put that reel in and then we know exactly what we're doing will be reeling in the ears then 1463 01:31:06,660 --> 01:31:16,440 James Nolan dare to reach out to you no he was just very he was very kind as were all the DJs at the 1464 01:31:16,440 --> 01:31:19,920 boiler room really sound and they were just like yeah you can fucking do your thing 1465 01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:23,060 now we can use this 1466 01:31:23,060 --> 01:31:26,380 use use use use 1467 01:31:26,380 --> 01:31:29,780 fucking brilliant 1468 01:31:29,780 --> 01:31:37,260 this could be a bit disturbing people I don't know what's coming up here we've got an umbrella incorporated 1469 01:31:37,260 --> 01:31:39,300 bio weapon materials slideshow 1470 01:31:39,300 --> 01:31:40,300 powerpoint 1471 01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:40,300 powerpoint 1472 01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:57,000 thank you very much provincial champions yeah Jordan can you do the slideshow for us 1473 01:31:57,000 --> 01:32:01,880 of course I can 1474 01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:08,880 happy to help anytime 1475 01:32:08,880 --> 01:32:24,880 but first we need to go to a we need to go to our sponsors fire lighters 1476 01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:51,880 when I slither home after a hard day out in fields there's nothing I like more than lashing a few stickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing once those flames are licking high it's time to stick your coal in it you can generate extra draftage by using your gooch as a waft 1477 01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:58,880 now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the place this message was brought to you by firelighters 1478 01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:05,880 this message was brought to you by firelighters 1479 01:33:05,880 --> 01:33:12,880 hello welcome back now it's time for a powerpoint display excuse me 1480 01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:19,880 mr. Jordan B. Peterson yes sorry can you scooch on for a second there's only some 1481 01:33:19,880 --> 01:33:32,120 Hello, welcome back. Now it's time for a PowerPoint display. 1482 01:33:34,260 --> 01:33:37,880 Excuse me, Mr. Jordan B. Peterson. 1483 01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:39,120 Yes? 1484 01:33:40,020 --> 01:33:47,460 Sorry, can you scooch on for a second? There's only one person who does PowerPoint displays around here, buddy boy. 1485 01:33:48,220 --> 01:33:49,160 Who is that? 1486 01:33:50,160 --> 01:33:53,560 Me, none other than the man himself. 1487 01:33:56,160 --> 01:34:00,020 Former senior sales executive of Mercedes Ireland. 1488 01:34:02,340 --> 01:34:06,840 Partner at KPMG by the age of 23. 1489 01:34:08,220 --> 01:34:12,560 Former media buyer and advertiser. 1490 01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:19,720 And now, all-round great cinematographer, DOP, and cutthroat Mercedes analyst. 1491 01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:23,000 Connor Williams. 1492 01:34:24,260 --> 01:34:30,100 How's it going, guys? Welcome to the Umbrella Incorporated PowerPoint display. 1493 01:34:32,660 --> 01:34:39,460 Have to say, I was, uh, mildly impressed with Umbrella and the way they managed to synthesize the T-Virus. 1494 01:34:40,820 --> 01:34:43,480 Yeah, I worked there for a long time myself. 1495 01:34:43,480 --> 01:34:50,580 Did 20 years, 20 years advertising work for the Umbrella Corporation just out in Raccoon City. 1496 01:34:51,780 --> 01:34:55,980 Yeah, shortly before I, uh, became full-on partner at KPMG. 1497 01:34:56,380 --> 01:35:03,140 I was helping the boys just sell, sling their gear, so to speak, out there in Raccoon. 1498 01:35:04,520 --> 01:35:05,360 The Raccoonsters. 1499 01:35:05,360 --> 01:35:08,040 Great town, great city. 1500 01:35:08,760 --> 01:35:09,460 Great people. 1501 01:35:14,380 --> 01:35:15,440 Let's have a look. 1502 01:35:15,520 --> 01:35:17,420 Let's have a look at the charts, guys. 1503 01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:19,980 Oh, brother, incorporated. 1504 01:35:21,980 --> 01:35:32,360 So, this was the PowerPoint slideshow that I had to make to impress the team, impress the CEOs, okay? 1505 01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:43,640 I just got out of Trinity and DCU with a post-grad in business analytical systems and, of course, e-commerce, 1506 01:35:44,640 --> 01:35:49,000 which at that stage of the game was still in its infancy as an industry, you know? 1507 01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:52,720 Uh, you had, what, Windows 95 was out. 1508 01:35:52,840 --> 01:35:55,980 You had, like, the internet was still dial-up. 1509 01:35:57,160 --> 01:36:01,000 Uh, you know, I remember, you know, looking at images. 1510 01:36:01,820 --> 01:36:09,620 And it was, it's actually, broadband has taken the romanticism out of, you know, looking at erotic images. 1511 01:36:09,620 --> 01:36:16,780 Because at the time, dial-up, you know, you'd see bits and pieces over the course of about three minutes. 1512 01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:26,340 You know, you'd see the head, then the eyes, you know, then get down, neck, shoulders, no bra. 1513 01:36:26,940 --> 01:36:28,280 Then maybe a bit of boob. 1514 01:36:29,620 --> 01:36:30,720 Then a little bit more. 1515 01:36:31,140 --> 01:36:32,700 And then sometimes you'd see a dick. 1516 01:36:34,020 --> 01:36:36,220 You know, and you'd waste it all that time. 1517 01:36:36,900 --> 01:36:40,480 So, in some ways, romanticism has been taken away. 1518 01:36:40,600 --> 01:36:43,960 But you do know what you're getting with fiber optic high-speed broadband. 1519 01:36:47,960 --> 01:36:48,800 Umbrella Inc. 1520 01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:51,280 Bioweapon materials, guys. 1521 01:36:51,440 --> 01:36:54,260 Okay, this is a bio-organic weapon we were making. 1522 01:36:55,040 --> 01:37:03,840 But we were hoping to sell on, then, to the states and other nation-states that were, you know, working with these chemicals. 1523 01:37:04,020 --> 01:37:06,940 Actually, we had a big contract with the Syrians, guys. 1524 01:37:08,400 --> 01:37:09,320 Let's have a look here. 1525 01:37:12,640 --> 01:37:16,420 So, this was the first little guy, cheeky little guy we had called Cerberus. 1526 01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:22,320 And now, he was a lovely little, uh, what was he, uh, what kind of dog was he again? 1527 01:37:23,300 --> 01:37:23,700 Doberman. 1528 01:37:23,900 --> 01:37:24,760 Or a Dachshund. 1529 01:37:25,220 --> 01:37:26,380 Definitely not a Dachshund. 1530 01:37:27,160 --> 01:37:28,420 He was a nice guy. 1531 01:37:28,940 --> 01:37:33,800 We injected him with a, with a full shot of that stuff into his little neck. 1532 01:37:34,280 --> 01:37:35,140 And he squealed. 1533 01:37:35,860 --> 01:37:36,900 And it was kind of sad. 1534 01:37:37,440 --> 01:37:40,100 But he turned into an absolute fucking unit weapon. 1535 01:37:41,160 --> 01:37:41,920 Do you know what I mean? 1536 01:37:43,200 --> 01:37:44,880 There's no escaping this guy. 1537 01:37:46,440 --> 01:37:48,340 And if he bites you, you're fucked. 1538 01:37:51,200 --> 01:37:53,000 MA39cerberus.ie. 1539 01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:56,420 It was a real, it's a real sweet little pooch. 1540 01:37:56,940 --> 01:37:57,700 Don't cross him. 1541 01:37:58,060 --> 01:37:59,120 And make sure you feed him. 1542 01:38:00,480 --> 01:38:02,300 Otherwise, he's gonna be snacking on you. 1543 01:38:04,500 --> 01:38:06,300 It's almost six o'clock. 1544 01:38:10,940 --> 01:38:13,080 So, next, next beast. 1545 01:38:15,900 --> 01:38:17,120 What have we got here? 1546 01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:17,680 Neptune. 1547 01:38:20,860 --> 01:38:22,840 Neptune was a lovely shark. 1548 01:38:23,680 --> 01:38:24,600 A great guy. 1549 01:38:25,420 --> 01:38:26,980 Some would say a great white. 1550 01:38:27,180 --> 01:38:30,780 Well, tell you this. 1551 01:38:31,160 --> 01:38:32,820 We pumped him full of the T-Virus. 1552 01:38:32,960 --> 01:38:34,740 And he turned into the great shite. 1553 01:38:35,120 --> 01:38:37,220 A real shock horror of a fucking thing. 1554 01:38:37,620 --> 01:38:39,560 Real Damien Hirst sort of thing. 1555 01:38:39,780 --> 01:38:40,140 Like, you know? 1556 01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:43,100 Floating around in a formaldehyde tank. 1557 01:38:43,600 --> 01:38:44,980 Little babies as well. 1558 01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:45,320 He had. 1559 01:38:46,480 --> 01:38:47,880 JosephConey.ie. 1560 01:38:48,100 --> 01:38:53,100 In fact, we actually went to Joseph Coney with the slides. 1561 01:38:53,360 --> 01:38:54,900 We went and showed him what we could give him. 1562 01:38:54,960 --> 01:39:00,520 He was only interested in assembling an army of children warriors. 1563 01:39:01,660 --> 01:39:03,140 So we just packed the bags. 1564 01:39:03,740 --> 01:39:05,620 Got the fuck out of wherever it was. 1565 01:39:05,960 --> 01:39:07,440 Uganda or whatever it was. 1566 01:39:07,940 --> 01:39:08,520 Who knows? 1567 01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:09,920 Great hotel, though. 1568 01:39:11,260 --> 01:39:12,880 I think they have a Hilton there. 1569 01:39:13,500 --> 01:39:15,200 Thanks so much. 1570 01:39:15,860 --> 01:39:19,200 Joseph Coney for putting us up in the Hilton in Uganda 1571 01:39:19,200 --> 01:39:23,820 while we were trying to sell you the new bio-grade weapons. 1572 01:39:23,980 --> 01:39:25,500 It's almost six o'clock. 1573 01:39:29,080 --> 01:39:30,980 Quick look at the charts, guys. 1574 01:39:33,720 --> 01:39:34,800 The hunter. 1575 01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:38,060 The all-slimy rectum. 1576 01:39:39,120 --> 01:39:40,260 The green bastard. 1577 01:39:41,060 --> 01:39:42,620 The jolly green lizard. 1578 01:39:43,320 --> 01:39:45,140 Not so jolly if he gets a hold of you. 1579 01:39:45,240 --> 01:39:47,520 His claws are huge. 1580 01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:49,980 It's almost six o'clock. 1581 01:39:51,120 --> 01:39:53,200 Look at the little claws, guys. 1582 01:39:54,880 --> 01:39:55,320 Slashington. 1583 01:39:55,500 --> 01:39:56,220 He'd slash. 1584 01:39:56,340 --> 01:39:56,980 He'd crawl. 1585 01:39:57,300 --> 01:39:58,320 He'd clash you. 1586 01:40:00,320 --> 01:40:03,000 This guy was originally a little toad. 1587 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:04,500 Would you believe that? 1588 01:40:04,500 --> 01:40:10,680 Just a little toad that you'd find down the pond in your local park or your local Zurich broker. 1589 01:40:12,040 --> 01:40:16,700 Once injected with the T-Virus, this guy became the hunter. 1590 01:40:17,160 --> 01:40:18,140 Hunter S. Thompson. 1591 01:40:19,140 --> 01:40:20,760 He'd stalked the car at all. 1592 01:40:20,760 --> 01:40:20,760 He'd stalked the car at all. 1593 01:40:20,760 --> 01:40:23,080 Just looking to slash you out of it, man. 1594 01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:24,940 He's a good guy. 1595 01:40:25,380 --> 01:40:27,240 But he takes a few shotgun shells. 1596 01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:29,100 Three, in fact, to kill him. 1597 01:40:29,600 --> 01:40:34,300 I remember we were staying in the mansion above Umbrella one of the nights out in Raccoon. 1598 01:40:35,060 --> 01:40:36,460 See, I was just on my business trips. 1599 01:40:36,600 --> 01:40:38,940 You know, I was flying over from Dublin. 1600 01:40:39,820 --> 01:40:43,940 You know, I'd drive, just get the M50 out to, and then onto the airport road then. 1601 01:40:45,140 --> 01:40:49,840 I was doing day shifts in Mercedes and then fucking doing a few nights out in Raccoon. 1602 01:40:50,820 --> 01:40:51,940 With the Raccoonsters. 1603 01:40:53,100 --> 01:40:55,940 And, yeah, it was tough, but, like, you gotta put the hours in. 1604 01:40:56,000 --> 01:41:00,340 If you're a professional kind of guy, you wanna go far in the industry, you need to put the hours in. 1605 01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:03,500 So, yeah, I was over in the mansion house. 1606 01:41:04,420 --> 01:41:04,860 Stayed. 1607 01:41:04,880 --> 01:41:05,640 They put us up. 1608 01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:06,740 Great meals. 1609 01:41:06,900 --> 01:41:07,800 Great dinners. 1610 01:41:09,340 --> 01:41:11,740 Sam Pelley in the fridge beside the bed. 1611 01:41:12,640 --> 01:41:13,460 Unreal stuff. 1612 01:41:14,600 --> 01:41:16,060 I'm trying to get to sleep one night. 1613 01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:17,180 I hear this little scratching. 1614 01:41:17,560 --> 01:41:18,340 This little... 1615 01:41:21,060 --> 01:41:22,920 I say, who's that? 1616 01:41:23,060 --> 01:41:24,640 It's almost six o'clock. 1617 01:41:25,380 --> 01:41:28,140 I open the door, and it's this little hunter guy. 1618 01:41:29,080 --> 01:41:32,440 And he has another little Sam Pelley with a little fucking silk cloth on it. 1619 01:41:33,140 --> 01:41:34,400 And he goes like that. 1620 01:41:34,680 --> 01:41:35,300 And I go, listen. 1621 01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:37,780 I said, thanks very much, little man. 1622 01:41:38,260 --> 01:41:38,860 Very kind of you. 1623 01:41:38,860 --> 01:41:40,380 I didn't know there was room service. 1624 01:41:41,180 --> 01:41:42,160 I said... 1625 01:41:42,160 --> 01:41:46,500 The owner of the mansion has left a few Sam Pelley's in the fridge. 1626 01:41:46,740 --> 01:41:47,360 Six-pack. 1627 01:41:47,520 --> 01:41:48,140 Aranciata. 1628 01:41:49,720 --> 01:41:51,180 And he just fucking looked at me. 1629 01:41:51,280 --> 01:41:52,260 He was like... 1630 01:41:52,260 --> 01:41:55,700 Fucking slashed my face, man. 1631 01:41:57,520 --> 01:42:02,340 So, fortunately enough, I had a fucking baseball bat in the room with me. 1632 01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:04,180 Just fucking smashed his head in. 1633 01:42:05,460 --> 01:42:06,840 He hit the deck of the floor. 1634 01:42:06,840 --> 01:42:10,160 I shut the door, put the lock on the next morning, he was gone. 1635 01:42:11,260 --> 01:42:15,000 We didn't see much more of him, but he's a solid biological weapon. 1636 01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,160 That was the main thing. 1637 01:42:17,160 --> 01:42:21,880 I was informed later on by the scientists, but this was one of the new projects I hadn't been told about. 1638 01:42:23,880 --> 01:42:24,800 Finally... 1639 01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:27,560 Lastly, sorry. 1640 01:42:27,720 --> 01:42:34,520 But by no means least, it's the T-002 Tyrant.ie. 1641 01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:38,260 An absolute sweet beast of a creature. 1642 01:42:38,980 --> 01:42:41,200 A real fucking head the ball. 1643 01:42:41,880 --> 01:42:43,560 An absolute scummer. 1644 01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:45,280 But a nice guy. 1645 01:42:45,500 --> 01:42:46,820 It's almost six o'clock. 1646 01:42:46,840 --> 01:42:47,640 Good intentions. 1647 01:42:48,840 --> 01:42:53,940 He was originally the main head scientist in the fucking Umbrella Corporation. 1648 01:42:56,760 --> 01:42:58,640 He was a heroin addict. 1649 01:42:59,460 --> 01:43:00,660 Mad for the smack. 1650 01:43:01,740 --> 01:43:04,520 And someone replaced the fucking needle. 1651 01:43:05,500 --> 01:43:07,800 His syringe with the T-Virus. 1652 01:43:09,480 --> 01:43:14,960 It was either that or he was so desperate for a hit that he actually fucking put the T-Virus into himself. 1653 01:43:16,200 --> 01:43:18,040 And he grew a massive claw. 1654 01:43:18,040 --> 01:43:20,180 And an eyeball. 1655 01:43:21,020 --> 01:43:22,440 The side of his shoulder there. 1656 01:43:23,820 --> 01:43:26,020 Real scary, scary, scary beast. 1657 01:43:27,140 --> 01:43:30,060 He had to be kept contained inside a cage. 1658 01:43:31,320 --> 01:43:34,220 And, you know, I was just saying to him, listen big guy. 1659 01:43:35,240 --> 01:43:36,360 I feel sorry for you, man. 1660 01:43:36,920 --> 01:43:38,500 But look, you're fucked. 1661 01:43:39,140 --> 01:43:43,360 But it's never, ever too early to start a Zurich pension plan. 1662 01:43:44,600 --> 01:43:45,660 Do you know what I mean? 1663 01:43:45,660 --> 01:43:51,960 He just was nonplussed. 1664 01:43:52,080 --> 01:43:55,200 He actually couldn't really say anything, you know, because he was a tyrant. 1665 01:43:55,360 --> 01:43:56,440 He just could go like... 1666 01:43:56,440 --> 01:44:05,880 But that was the PowerPoint anyway. 1667 01:44:05,980 --> 01:44:07,900 And we sold a load of these guys. 1668 01:44:08,140 --> 01:44:09,660 It's almost six o'clock. 1669 01:44:10,180 --> 01:44:11,920 I mean, we had buyers on the table. 1670 01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:15,420 You know, money down. 1671 01:44:15,960 --> 01:44:16,920 Contract signed. 1672 01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:17,700 The whole lot. 1673 01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:19,920 And then out of nowhere. 1674 01:44:21,220 --> 01:44:22,300 Knock on the door. 1675 01:44:22,760 --> 01:44:26,460 It's only fucking Bravo team from Raccoon City Police Department. 1676 01:44:27,640 --> 01:44:29,580 They're like, yeah, what's wrong? 1677 01:44:30,260 --> 01:44:31,620 Do you want us to keep the noise down? 1678 01:44:33,140 --> 01:44:34,840 They're like, no, we need to come inside. 1679 01:44:34,920 --> 01:44:36,500 There's been a fucking murder. 1680 01:44:36,680 --> 01:44:38,200 A hiker was found in the fucking woods. 1681 01:44:38,280 --> 01:44:39,520 And there's been some wolves and shit. 1682 01:44:40,380 --> 01:44:43,940 And when they said the fucking wolves, I knew that that was Cerberus, the dog. 1683 01:44:44,940 --> 01:44:47,580 Because we'd let him out of his fucking cage, you know. 1684 01:44:48,740 --> 01:44:50,640 So my heart was pounding. 1685 01:44:51,400 --> 01:44:52,680 I closed the fucking door. 1686 01:44:53,520 --> 01:44:57,140 I said, look, scientists and fellow umbrellans. 1687 01:44:58,260 --> 01:45:01,120 I need to get the fuck back to Cavendale tomorrow. 1688 01:45:02,800 --> 01:45:04,480 I don't know what you guys are doing. 1689 01:45:04,640 --> 01:45:05,860 I don't know what you need to do. 1690 01:45:05,860 --> 01:45:13,300 But as far as this project is concerned, Connor Williams is not on it anymore. 1691 01:45:13,840 --> 01:45:15,100 You've got the cops involved. 1692 01:45:15,260 --> 01:45:18,420 As far as I was concerned, this was all under the table. 1693 01:45:19,260 --> 01:45:20,140 See you later. 1694 01:45:20,700 --> 01:45:21,980 I just got the fuck out of there. 1695 01:45:22,200 --> 01:45:23,800 Went back to the room, grabbed my stuff. 1696 01:45:24,500 --> 01:45:26,740 Took the rest of the Sam Pels, stuck it in the bag. 1697 01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:31,420 Then just got into the Mercedes and drove to Raccoon City Airport. 1698 01:45:31,900 --> 01:45:35,820 Where I was on a one-way flight back to Weston Airport Airfield. 1699 01:45:36,180 --> 01:45:38,220 Where I have connections and contacts. 1700 01:45:38,660 --> 01:45:40,500 I even have a hangar out there. 1701 01:45:41,480 --> 01:45:46,020 We landed back and, yeah, my Mercedes was in the hangar. 1702 01:45:46,020 --> 01:45:47,680 Just drove right back home. 1703 01:45:47,880 --> 01:45:48,500 No trace. 1704 01:45:48,720 --> 01:45:49,220 No nothing. 1705 01:45:49,540 --> 01:45:50,100 It was great. 1706 01:45:50,160 --> 01:45:51,760 It's almost six o'clock. 1707 01:45:56,820 --> 01:45:57,580 Oh, yeah. 1708 01:45:57,620 --> 01:45:57,840 Sorry. 1709 01:45:57,920 --> 01:45:59,120 I forgot about the boys. 1710 01:46:00,040 --> 01:46:01,700 Bioweapon Research Institute. 1711 01:46:01,940 --> 01:46:02,900 R&D staff. 1712 01:46:03,760 --> 01:46:05,100 And there's me there. 1713 01:46:05,100 --> 01:46:06,960 You can see me just at the back. 1714 01:46:07,680 --> 01:46:08,200 Up there. 1715 01:46:08,320 --> 01:46:08,600 Sorry. 1716 01:46:09,080 --> 01:46:11,200 I had a different hairstyle back then. 1717 01:46:12,140 --> 01:46:13,300 The boys. 1718 01:46:13,980 --> 01:46:14,280 Yeah. 1719 01:46:14,380 --> 01:46:15,120 Great times. 1720 01:46:15,800 --> 01:46:18,900 That was us making the fucking Sam Pell down the lab. 1721 01:46:19,320 --> 01:46:23,060 We were actually working on a new flavor of Sam Pellegrino as well. 1722 01:46:24,540 --> 01:46:25,800 How can I forget? 1723 01:46:25,800 --> 01:46:27,320 My good friend. 1724 01:46:27,660 --> 01:46:31,880 The honest and forever reliable Albert Wesker. 1725 01:46:32,660 --> 01:46:33,160 Just there. 1726 01:46:33,160 --> 01:46:34,640 Just above my head there. 1727 01:46:35,140 --> 01:46:36,260 A real great guy. 1728 01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:38,620 And actually best man at my wedding. 1729 01:46:39,740 --> 01:46:42,120 A real fucking stand up guy. 1730 01:46:42,880 --> 01:46:43,560 Sweetheart. 1731 01:46:43,820 --> 01:46:44,820 Such a sweetheart. 1732 01:46:45,240 --> 01:46:46,760 It's almost six o'clock. 1733 01:46:50,360 --> 01:46:51,320 That was us. 1734 01:46:52,220 --> 01:46:53,640 Bioweapon Research Institute. 1735 01:46:53,860 --> 01:46:54,800 R&D staff. 1736 01:46:59,120 --> 01:46:59,560 Sorry. 1737 01:46:59,700 --> 01:47:00,220 We're going to show. 1738 01:47:00,320 --> 01:47:00,800 One more. 1739 01:47:00,900 --> 01:47:01,960 I just wanted to show you something there. 1740 01:47:02,060 --> 01:47:02,600 There's servers. 1741 01:47:02,760 --> 01:47:03,700 Shouldn't have let them out of the cage. 1742 01:47:03,800 --> 01:47:04,100 Neptune. 1743 01:47:04,360 --> 01:47:04,900 Bad Shark. 1744 01:47:05,040 --> 01:47:05,280 Damien. 1745 01:47:05,340 --> 01:47:05,740 We sold. 1746 01:47:05,960 --> 01:47:08,040 We sold Neptune to Damien Hurst. 1747 01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:09,740 And he made a fucking killing on him. 1748 01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:12,280 Made a absolute killing on him. 1749 01:47:12,880 --> 01:47:13,820 Did you see Damien? 1750 01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:14,460 What he did? 1751 01:47:14,460 --> 01:47:17,220 Give us a moment there. 1752 01:47:17,340 --> 01:47:18,900 It's almost six o'clock. 1753 01:47:30,780 --> 01:47:31,640 Look at that. 1754 01:47:32,240 --> 01:47:33,600 Fucking Neptune man. 1755 01:47:35,300 --> 01:47:36,300 He stuck him in. 1756 01:47:36,400 --> 01:47:38,340 This is a speed run guys. 1757 01:47:39,020 --> 01:47:40,400 Welcome to the speed run. 1758 01:47:42,140 --> 01:47:43,340 ZurichShark.ie. 1759 01:47:43,340 --> 01:47:46,820 When we sold that to Hurst. 1760 01:47:47,860 --> 01:47:48,880 He looked at it. 1761 01:47:49,600 --> 01:47:52,320 And he was just wearing a dressing gown at the time. 1762 01:47:52,540 --> 01:47:55,000 And we could see something burst out underneath. 1763 01:47:55,880 --> 01:47:57,040 And it was a complete. 1764 01:47:59,080 --> 01:48:00,440 A real absolute. 1765 01:48:01,220 --> 01:48:02,340 ZurichHardin.ie. 1766 01:48:02,660 --> 01:48:04,060 One in a million like you know. 1767 01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:07,600 And I'm not messing. 1768 01:48:07,600 --> 01:48:09,980 There he is with the fucking Neptune guys. 1769 01:48:10,500 --> 01:48:12,700 Damien Hurst with the Neptune guys. 1770 01:48:14,260 --> 01:48:15,440 So needless to say. 1771 01:48:15,580 --> 01:48:17,340 I was absolutely fucking livid. 1772 01:48:17,460 --> 01:48:19,200 When I read in the paper the next week. 1773 01:48:20,460 --> 01:48:22,980 I think it was like the Guardian or the Observer. 1774 01:48:23,520 --> 01:48:24,920 Had a feature on him. 1775 01:48:25,160 --> 01:48:25,460 Saying. 1776 01:48:26,140 --> 01:48:27,980 The greatest ever living artist. 1777 01:48:28,720 --> 01:48:30,020 Of all time. 1778 01:48:30,440 --> 01:48:31,620 Has just come up with. 1779 01:48:32,180 --> 01:48:33,420 An amazing piece. 1780 01:48:34,120 --> 01:48:34,620 I was like. 1781 01:48:34,820 --> 01:48:36,880 Excuse fucking me. 1782 01:48:37,920 --> 01:48:39,120 I made that. 1783 01:48:39,940 --> 01:48:40,200 Do you know. 1784 01:48:40,280 --> 01:48:41,080 I made that. 1785 01:48:41,740 --> 01:48:43,160 And there's Hurstie Boy. 1786 01:48:43,620 --> 01:48:46,240 He's about to flag that for ma- ma- ma- zillions. 1787 01:48:49,420 --> 01:48:50,580 Just makes me fucking. 1788 01:48:50,940 --> 01:48:52,280 I- I get sick when I read. 1789 01:48:52,340 --> 01:48:54,060 And then he's making crystal skulls. 1790 01:48:54,060 --> 01:48:55,760 Like he's in Indiana Jones or something. 1791 01:48:55,820 --> 01:48:57,340 It's almost six o'clock. 1792 01:48:57,880 --> 01:48:59,220 Absolute neck of him. 1793 01:49:00,200 --> 01:49:00,860 So we had the Haunter. 1794 01:49:01,000 --> 01:49:01,180 Sorry. 1795 01:49:01,220 --> 01:49:03,000 I just wanted to show you this Stag Do again. 1796 01:49:05,580 --> 01:49:07,500 Myself and the boys on the Stag Do. 1797 01:49:08,660 --> 01:49:09,660 You may know us as. 1798 01:49:09,980 --> 01:49:10,360 I may. 1799 01:49:10,500 --> 01:49:13,600 You may know us as Bioweapon Research Institute R&D staff. 1800 01:49:14,160 --> 01:49:14,880 But I know that. 1801 01:49:15,000 --> 01:49:17,040 Those guys simply as my best friends. 1802 01:49:17,540 --> 01:49:18,060 Jordan B. 1803 01:49:18,140 --> 01:49:19,060 Peterson on the left. 1804 01:49:19,520 --> 01:49:19,900 Me and the. 1805 01:49:20,080 --> 01:49:21,260 Me on the second to left. 1806 01:49:22,260 --> 01:49:22,640 Uh. 1807 01:49:22,980 --> 01:49:24,080 Two over a lads. 1808 01:49:24,160 --> 01:49:25,520 Can't remember who they fucking were. 1809 01:49:25,580 --> 01:49:27,060 They were actually just friends of Wesker's. 1810 01:49:27,160 --> 01:49:28,200 And my best friend. 1811 01:49:28,440 --> 01:49:29,320 Albert Wesker. 1812 01:49:30,700 --> 01:49:32,560 Never fucking forget you guys. 1813 01:49:32,960 --> 01:49:33,860 I love you to pieces. 1814 01:49:34,360 --> 01:49:35,480 Absolute sweethearts. 1815 01:49:35,480 --> 01:49:50,000 Welcome back to the stream. 1816 01:49:52,040 --> 01:49:54,080 Apologies for that interlude. 1817 01:49:55,820 --> 01:49:56,740 Connor Williams. 1818 01:49:57,520 --> 01:49:58,100 A man. 1819 01:49:59,400 --> 01:50:04,680 A disciple of the Jordan B. Peterson School of Thought and Technology. 1820 01:50:05,480 --> 01:50:05,760 Yeah. 1821 01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:06,980 You heard right. 1822 01:50:07,520 --> 01:50:09,100 I'm opening my own university. 1823 01:50:09,920 --> 01:50:11,240 JBP IT. 1824 01:50:12,080 --> 01:50:13,900 It's going to be based in Carlo. 1825 01:50:13,900 --> 01:50:24,160 You can come and study a JBIT. 1826 01:50:24,720 --> 01:50:25,400 JBP. 1827 01:50:25,660 --> 01:50:26,800 JPB IT. 1828 01:50:28,640 --> 01:50:29,160 Carlo. 1829 01:50:29,340 --> 01:50:31,900 But you need 666 points. 1830 01:50:33,400 --> 01:50:36,240 The number of points of the beast. 1831 01:50:37,140 --> 01:50:37,540 Also. 1832 01:50:39,800 --> 01:50:41,540 You need to be packing your wallet. 1833 01:50:41,840 --> 01:50:43,120 It's going to cost you a lot of money. 1834 01:50:45,620 --> 01:50:46,660 Thank you very much. 1835 01:50:48,140 --> 01:50:50,000 It's available on the CAO. 1836 01:50:51,020 --> 01:50:52,060 See you next year. 1837 01:50:53,460 --> 01:50:54,420 Classes include. 1838 01:50:54,580 --> 01:50:56,320 How to clean your room 101. 1839 01:50:59,580 --> 01:51:00,440 And that's it. 1840 01:51:00,520 --> 01:51:00,720 Just. 1841 01:51:00,960 --> 01:51:01,820 That's it right now. 1842 01:51:01,900 --> 01:51:02,960 We haven't got any further. 1843 01:51:03,120 --> 01:51:04,380 But we have so many young. 1844 01:51:04,840 --> 01:51:06,000 Impressionable men out there. 1845 01:51:06,120 --> 01:51:06,920 Who have already put. 1846 01:51:07,320 --> 01:51:08,840 Put pen to paper on this. 1847 01:51:09,940 --> 01:51:11,220 Their money is secure. 1848 01:51:12,340 --> 01:51:12,960 Bye bye. 1849 01:51:14,320 --> 01:51:15,200 Thanks very much. 1850 01:51:15,460 --> 01:51:15,800 Jordan. 1851 01:51:15,920 --> 01:51:16,980 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1852 01:51:17,420 --> 01:51:18,700 And Connor Williams as well. 1853 01:51:21,800 --> 01:51:22,600 Connor Williams. 1854 01:51:23,680 --> 01:51:24,980 Should be back next week. 1855 01:51:25,080 --> 01:51:25,980 For drive time I think. 1856 01:51:26,280 --> 01:51:26,460 Because. 1857 01:51:27,120 --> 01:51:28,640 He's just been away at Wimbledon. 1858 01:51:28,720 --> 01:51:29,480 And all that kind of stuff. 1859 01:51:29,620 --> 01:51:29,680 But. 1860 01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:30,960 It's amazing to think. 1861 01:51:31,060 --> 01:51:31,840 That he was involved. 1862 01:51:31,960 --> 01:51:32,780 In this fucking thing. 1863 01:51:32,840 --> 01:51:34,940 Umbrella and the boys. 1864 01:51:37,060 --> 01:51:37,320 Oh. 1865 01:51:41,760 --> 01:51:42,880 JP only eats meat. 1866 01:51:43,300 --> 01:51:44,260 I heard he does. 1867 01:51:46,300 --> 01:51:47,740 What would that do for you though? 1868 01:51:47,780 --> 01:51:48,720 Would that fuck you up? 1869 01:51:48,780 --> 01:51:49,480 Or what's the story? 1870 01:51:51,680 --> 01:51:52,280 Hang on. 1871 01:51:52,280 --> 01:51:52,280 Hang on. 1872 01:51:53,400 --> 01:51:53,800 What. 1873 01:51:53,940 --> 01:51:55,160 What does that mean now? 1874 01:51:55,300 --> 01:51:56,480 Once we did that slide. 1875 01:51:56,580 --> 01:51:57,780 Does that mean anything for us? 1876 01:51:57,780 --> 01:51:59,940 What does that do for us? 1877 01:51:59,940 --> 01:52:15,920 What does that do for us? 1878 01:52:17,060 --> 01:52:18,200 Was that a waste of time? 1879 01:52:18,200 --> 01:52:18,220 Was that a waste of time? 1880 01:52:29,440 --> 01:52:30,300 Awesome McFun book. 1881 01:52:30,360 --> 01:52:30,780 Thank you. 1882 01:52:33,580 --> 01:52:34,520 Thank you very much. 1883 01:52:38,120 --> 01:52:38,760 Patrick Conlon. 1884 01:52:38,760 --> 01:52:38,820 Patrick Conlon. 1885 01:52:38,820 --> 01:52:38,820 Patrick Conlon. 1886 01:52:38,920 --> 01:52:40,280 Turn the switch on in the third room. 1887 01:52:40,360 --> 01:52:42,000 Where's the fucking third room Pat? 1888 01:52:42,620 --> 01:52:42,940 Pat. 1889 01:52:44,100 --> 01:52:45,580 Where's the third room Pat? 1890 01:52:51,580 --> 01:52:52,020 Ricky. 1891 01:52:52,120 --> 01:52:53,140 Thank you very much Ricky. 1892 01:52:53,840 --> 01:52:54,560 Ricky baby. 1893 01:52:55,220 --> 01:52:56,180 Very very nice. 1894 01:52:56,720 --> 01:52:57,740 Very very kind of you. 1895 01:52:58,340 --> 01:52:58,900 I love it. 1896 01:52:59,620 --> 01:53:00,280 I love it all. 1897 01:53:01,060 --> 01:53:01,700 I love it all. 1898 01:53:01,760 --> 01:53:02,800 I'm having a fucking ball. 1899 01:53:10,800 --> 01:53:13,340 Trippy trippy trippy trippy trippy trippy dippy. 1900 01:53:13,900 --> 01:53:14,840 Making those beats. 1901 01:53:15,360 --> 01:53:16,940 Come out your ass like Mr. Whippy. 1902 01:53:17,820 --> 01:53:18,640 Pull the lever. 1903 01:53:18,740 --> 01:53:19,700 The lever of the clever. 1904 01:53:20,420 --> 01:53:21,580 Make that ice cream go. 1905 01:53:22,120 --> 01:53:23,540 Dripping onto your hot leather. 1906 01:53:23,720 --> 01:53:24,940 On a hot summer's day. 1907 01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:26,480 The bikers came to play. 1908 01:53:26,620 --> 01:53:28,620 They want to eat 99's and go away. 1909 01:53:30,940 --> 01:53:32,260 Thanks very much Steph. 1910 01:53:34,200 --> 01:53:35,820 Hopefully the music ain't so loud. 1911 01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:36,900 It'll make you go deaf. 1912 01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:40,180 Make sure to turn the volume down. 1913 01:53:40,360 --> 01:53:41,720 On your headphones. 1914 01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:45,400 Otherwise they're gonna burst your eardrums. 1915 01:53:48,520 --> 01:53:49,920 Sorry there's no trip hop. 1916 01:53:50,500 --> 01:53:51,780 There's no trip hop now. 1917 01:53:52,620 --> 01:53:53,320 Museum ghost. 1918 01:53:53,500 --> 01:53:53,900 There's no. 1919 01:53:54,340 --> 01:53:55,360 We haven't got any. 1920 01:53:56,200 --> 01:53:56,740 There is. 1921 01:53:56,740 --> 01:53:57,960 10 seconds away. 1922 01:53:58,460 --> 01:53:59,920 There is no trip hop. 1923 01:54:00,720 --> 01:54:03,340 There is no trip hop in this house. 1924 01:54:03,540 --> 01:54:06,760 We don't have any tricky or portis head. 1925 01:54:08,000 --> 01:54:10,020 Our massive attack. 1926 01:54:10,620 --> 01:54:12,020 In my bed. 1927 01:54:12,380 --> 01:54:13,840 10 seconds away. 1928 01:54:13,840 --> 01:54:15,560 My bed of tune that is. 1929 01:54:15,840 --> 01:54:16,520 10 seconds away. 1930 01:54:16,520 --> 01:54:21,020 What was going on in Bristol in the 90's? 1931 01:54:21,860 --> 01:54:23,860 What were they putting in the water. 1932 01:54:23,860 --> 01:54:23,860 What were they putting in the water. 1933 01:54:23,860 --> 01:54:27,240 To make all those bands come out of the same pipe. 1934 01:54:30,240 --> 01:54:30,920 I don't know. 1935 01:54:31,000 --> 01:54:32,380 But it was very nice. 1936 01:54:32,840 --> 01:54:33,580 Thanks very much. 1937 01:54:33,660 --> 01:54:38,760 Steph, Boob Slug, Ricky, Awesome McFunbug, and JP only eats meat. 1938 01:54:40,020 --> 01:54:44,400 Out on the street, Jordan Peterson, the realest MC. 1939 01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:49,660 Making you and me feel like we need to achieve much more than we've ever done. 1940 01:54:50,300 --> 01:54:51,980 So get out the book, study, son. 1941 01:54:53,080 --> 01:54:57,280 You need to become well acquainted with the metaphor of the lobster and all that shit. 1942 01:55:02,920 --> 01:55:07,680 Thanks very much to Connor Williams for giving us the breakdown on the Umbrella scandal, yo. 1943 01:55:07,680 --> 01:55:10,980 Those were some pretty nasty animals. 1944 01:55:12,580 --> 01:55:16,820 I wouldn't have wanted to come up against one of them. 1945 01:55:20,300 --> 01:55:23,220 Thanks very much, everyone. Appreciate it. 1946 01:55:25,860 --> 01:55:28,980 The Sneaker Pimps. The Sneaker Pimps. 1947 01:55:30,580 --> 01:55:32,180 The Sneaker Pimps. 1948 01:55:32,180 --> 01:55:36,140 Okay, that's the end of that. 1949 01:55:41,180 --> 01:55:43,080 Oh, not this fucking music again. 1950 01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:46,740 We need to finish this game before midnight. It's a speedrun. 1951 01:55:48,000 --> 01:55:50,440 Where am I going now, please? Please? 1952 01:55:51,900 --> 01:55:56,660 Please. Where am I going? This is a speedrun and I need to know where I'm going. 1953 01:56:08,660 --> 01:56:11,880 Dandolph, when you say back in that room, man. 1954 01:56:12,260 --> 01:56:15,120 I don't know where you mean because you could mean any number of rooms. 1955 01:56:17,420 --> 01:56:35,140 There's a puzzle in the room. Oh, they're called chimeras, are they? Is that what they're called? 1956 01:56:36,000 --> 01:56:37,640 Right, we'll go for it then, so... 1957 01:56:37,640 --> 01:56:51,460 Push that red switch ages ago, Dandolph. 1958 01:56:51,460 --> 01:56:55,240 You need to have been here last night, man. Pushed it last night. 1959 01:56:59,240 --> 01:57:09,240 Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. I'm going to save this. Save it again. I don't care if it's too much. 1960 01:57:12,000 --> 01:57:13,320 Oh my god, there's two of the cunts. 1961 01:57:13,320 --> 01:57:43,300 *Gunshot* 1962 01:57:43,300 --> 01:57:50,300 *Gunshot* 1963 01:57:50,300 --> 01:57:53,300 Now... in Cribbon. 1964 01:57:53,300 --> 01:57:57,300 *Gunshot* 1965 01:57:57,300 --> 01:58:01,300 We've only one left. So, here goes nothing. 1966 01:58:01,300 --> 01:58:06,300 *Gunshot* 1967 01:58:06,300 --> 01:58:08,300 Anguish, thank you very much. 1968 01:58:08,300 --> 01:58:10,300 *Gunshot* 1969 01:58:10,300 --> 01:58:17,300 *Gunshot* 1970 01:58:17,300 --> 01:58:24,300 *Gunshot* 1971 01:58:24,300 --> 01:58:31,300 *Gunshot* 1972 01:58:31,300 --> 01:58:32,300 *Gunshot* 1973 01:58:32,300 --> 01:58:33,300 *Gunshot* 1974 01:58:33,300 --> 01:58:34,300 *Gunshot* 1975 01:58:34,300 --> 01:58:35,300 *Gunshot* 1976 01:58:35,300 --> 01:58:36,300 *Gunshot* 1977 01:58:36,300 --> 01:58:37,300 *Gunshot* 1978 01:58:37,300 --> 01:58:38,300 *Gunshot* 1979 01:58:38,300 --> 01:58:39,300 *Gunshot* 1980 01:58:39,300 --> 01:58:40,300 *Gunshot* 1981 01:58:40,300 --> 01:58:50,100 awesome McFun bug have another Sam Pellegrino Ricky boob slug Steph San Pelley baby provincial champions 1982 01:58:50,100 --> 01:59:08,020 anyone have anacornikovus smash for tennis by Namco for the PlayStation 1 released in 1999 I think 1983 01:59:08,020 --> 01:59:18,020 not a great game but there's Namco's music for that game was very good there was a lot of good music in 1984 01:59:18,020 --> 01:59:24,820 it that I want to get I can't find it on YouTube I can find a playthrough of it but some like it just 1985 01:59:24,820 --> 01:59:30,360 skips the music you can't really I need I need to record a long segment of the tunes to be able to 1986 01:59:30,360 --> 01:59:36,400 like remix them and do things with them if anybody has that and if anyone could rip that and fucking 1987 01:59:36,400 --> 01:59:44,320 we transfer it to me or something that'll be that'd be nice that'd be nice so now where are we going 1988 01:59:44,320 --> 01:59:51,660 now back into the chimera room chimera room okay 1989 02:00:04,400 --> 02:00:06,820 there's no opposing in here is there 1990 02:00:06,820 --> 02:00:11,820 *Gunshot* 1991 02:00:11,820 --> 02:00:13,820 *Gunshot* 1992 02:00:27,820 --> 02:00:28,820 *Gunshot* 1993 02:00:39,820 --> 02:00:40,820 Fuck! 1994 02:00:40,820 --> 02:00:42,820 *Gunshot* 1995 02:00:42,820 --> 02:00:44,820 *Gunshot* 1996 02:00:44,820 --> 02:00:45,820 *Gunshot* 1997 02:00:45,820 --> 02:00:47,820 He's gonna kill me. 1998 02:00:47,820 --> 02:01:04,820 *Gunshot* 1999 02:01:04,820 --> 02:01:09,820 There is no puzzle there. Who's telling me there's a puzzle in that room? There's no puzzle in that room man. 2000 02:01:09,820 --> 02:01:11,820 *Gunshot* 2001 02:01:11,820 --> 02:01:12,820 *Gunshot* 2002 02:01:12,820 --> 02:01:13,820 *Sigh* 2003 02:01:38,220 --> 02:01:39,220 Fucking... 2004 02:01:39,220 --> 02:01:41,220 *Sigh* 2005 02:01:41,220 --> 02:01:42,220 *Sigh* 2006 02:01:42,220 --> 02:01:43,220 *Sigh* 2007 02:01:43,220 --> 02:01:44,220 *Sigh* 2008 02:01:44,220 --> 02:01:45,220 *Sigh* 2009 02:01:45,220 --> 02:01:46,220 *Sigh* 2010 02:01:46,220 --> 02:01:47,220 *Sigh* 2011 02:01:47,220 --> 02:01:48,220 *Sigh* 2012 02:01:48,220 --> 02:01:49,220 *Sigh* 2013 02:01:49,220 --> 02:01:50,220 *Sigh* 2014 02:01:50,220 --> 02:01:51,220 *Sigh* 2015 02:01:51,220 --> 02:01:52,220 *Sigh* 2016 02:01:52,220 --> 02:01:53,220 *Sigh* 2017 02:01:53,220 --> 02:01:54,220 *Sigh* 2018 02:01:54,220 --> 02:01:55,220 *Sigh* 2019 02:01:55,220 --> 02:01:56,220 *Sigh* 2020 02:01:56,220 --> 02:01:57,220 *Sigh* 2021 02:01:57,220 --> 02:01:58,220 *Sigh* 2022 02:01:58,220 --> 02:02:02,220 There is no pu... People are telling me to go in that room, there is no fucking puzzle in there. 2023 02:02:02,220 --> 02:02:05,220 It's a computer which I've already activated. 2024 02:02:05,220 --> 02:02:07,220 *Sigh* 2025 02:02:07,220 --> 02:02:20,460 Speedrun. 2026 02:02:34,280 --> 02:02:36,220 The world of survival horror. 2027 02:02:36,660 --> 02:02:38,800 Welcome back to the world of survival horror. 2028 02:02:39,380 --> 02:02:40,440 Would you like tea or coffee? 2029 02:02:46,140 --> 02:02:48,340 There are 25 minutes left until midnight. 2030 02:02:48,580 --> 02:02:49,480 I'm not going after midnight. 2031 02:02:49,740 --> 02:02:50,940 It's not going to be like last night now. 2032 02:02:57,600 --> 02:02:59,940 There's nothing else I have here that's of any use. 2033 02:03:02,100 --> 02:03:04,420 I'd love to fucking use that cold python on the cunt. 2034 02:03:06,100 --> 02:03:08,560 I'm going to use that python on him. 2035 02:03:08,560 --> 02:03:19,560 Should I use the python on him or should I fucking... 2036 02:03:19,560 --> 02:03:33,020 Should I use the python on him or should I fucking... 2037 02:03:33,020 --> 02:03:35,060 No, shotgun, no, shotgun him. 2038 02:03:35,480 --> 02:03:36,360 Shotgun. 2039 02:03:36,740 --> 02:03:37,000 Fuck. 2040 02:03:47,740 --> 02:03:49,520 Connor McCardle. 2041 02:03:50,200 --> 02:03:52,580 Connor McCardle. 2042 02:03:52,580 --> 02:03:56,080 Thanks very much, Connor McCardle. 2043 02:03:56,080 --> 02:03:57,080 Amanda. 2044 02:03:57,080 --> 02:03:57,080 Amanda. 2045 02:03:57,080 --> 02:03:58,960 Thanks, Amanda. 2046 02:03:58,960 --> 02:04:09,020 As far as I can see, there's nothing in this room and you're filling me full of shite. 2047 02:04:09,020 --> 02:04:24,980 And then there's nothing in the other room as well. 2048 02:04:24,980 --> 02:04:31,540 Main power room is a place of interest. 2049 02:04:31,660 --> 02:04:32,460 That will power lift. 2050 02:04:32,640 --> 02:04:33,880 Where the fuck is it, Danbath? 2051 02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:34,420 Do you know what I mean? 2052 02:04:35,300 --> 02:04:39,300 You're great with the information, but you're not giving me the information I need right now. 2053 02:04:40,920 --> 02:04:41,980 The wires you're at. 2054 02:04:43,120 --> 02:04:43,880 Those wires. 2055 02:04:44,120 --> 02:04:44,620 Are you serious? 2056 02:04:44,620 --> 02:04:44,720 Are you serious? 2057 02:04:48,720 --> 02:05:01,060 There's nothing here. 2058 02:05:03,200 --> 02:05:04,740 Nothing's happening. 2059 02:05:13,080 --> 02:05:15,220 I've been to the console at the far end of the room. 2060 02:05:15,320 --> 02:05:15,420 Yeah. 2061 02:05:15,420 --> 02:05:20,320 I have to wait for this cunt to drop down. 2062 02:05:25,120 --> 02:05:26,360 Wait for him to drop down. 2063 02:05:32,860 --> 02:05:33,960 These guys are scum. 2064 02:05:35,880 --> 02:05:36,640 Here he is. 2065 02:05:36,640 --> 02:05:37,400 Mr. Scum. 2066 02:05:37,400 --> 02:05:38,400 Okay. 2067 02:05:38,400 --> 02:05:39,400 Okay. 2068 02:05:39,400 --> 02:06:06,040 *penshing* 2069 02:06:06,040 --> 02:06:08,040 I don't know what I'm doing. 2070 02:06:08,040 --> 02:06:12,040 *penshing* 2071 02:06:12,040 --> 02:06:14,040 Connor, thank you very much. 2072 02:06:14,040 --> 02:06:18,040 Viper, can you give Shane Chloe a shout out? I can indeed. 2073 02:06:18,040 --> 02:06:22,040 Shane Chloe, I hope you're well. Best of luck with you. 2074 02:06:22,040 --> 02:06:26,040 And I hope you're having a great Thursday night. 2075 02:06:26,040 --> 02:06:34,040 *penshing* 2076 02:06:34,040 --> 02:06:36,040 Thank you very much. 2077 02:06:36,040 --> 02:06:38,040 *penshing* 2078 02:06:38,040 --> 02:06:40,040 Thank you very much, generic. 2079 02:06:40,040 --> 02:06:54,040 *penshing* 2080 02:06:54,040 --> 02:06:56,040 Fuck. 2081 02:06:56,040 --> 02:06:58,040 *penshing* 2082 02:06:58,040 --> 02:07:00,040 Faith. 2083 02:07:00,040 --> 02:07:02,040 Thank you very much Faith. 2084 02:07:02,040 --> 02:07:04,040 *penshing* 2085 02:07:04,040 --> 02:07:06,040 I'm trying my best here. Hopefully I can kill this guy. 2086 02:07:16,040 --> 02:07:18,040 One shell left. 2087 02:07:22,040 --> 02:07:24,040 He's still alive. 2088 02:07:25,040 --> 02:07:27,040 Python time. 2089 02:07:30,040 --> 02:07:32,040 Fucking bugs coming out of him and everything. 2090 02:07:32,040 --> 02:07:33,040 Grubs. 2091 02:07:33,040 --> 02:07:37,040 Grubby little bastard. 2092 02:07:39,040 --> 02:07:39,040 Fuck. 2093 02:07:45,040 --> 02:07:46,040 Yeah! 2094 02:07:48,040 --> 02:07:49,040 Cunt. 2095 02:08:01,040 --> 02:08:03,040 Jason Statham. Thank you very much. 2096 02:08:06,040 --> 02:08:11,040 Can you spit some fire over the Shuk Ones part 2 instrumental? What the fuck's that? 2097 02:08:14,040 --> 02:08:20,040 I'm not gonna play that in case it's just like it. In case you're fucking... If I play that now right... 2098 02:08:28,040 --> 02:08:38,040 What if it's like a load of bad words and it's like a fake track? 2099 02:08:38,040 --> 02:08:48,040 I'll be waiting. 2100 02:08:48,040 --> 02:08:53,040 I know it's a good... Thank you very much for that tip. Thank you. I appreciate that. 2101 02:08:54,040 --> 02:08:55,040 I know it's a good thing. 2102 02:08:55,040 --> 02:09:06,040 I know it's a good thing but what if it isn't? What if it's a troll and they've sent me a thing and I play it and it's like loads of... 2103 02:09:07,040 --> 02:09:08,040 You know what I'm saying. 2104 02:09:08,040 --> 02:09:10,040 You know what I'm saying. Brain Schlug knows what I'm saying. Thank you very much. 2105 02:09:10,040 --> 02:09:11,040 I'm gonna play it really fast. Let's see. 2106 02:09:11,040 --> 02:09:29,040 Seems to be okay. It seems to be okay. It seems to be okay. 2107 02:09:30,040 --> 02:09:31,120 Okay, it seems to be okay. 2108 02:09:54,880 --> 02:09:55,520 Oh, yeah. 2109 02:09:57,700 --> 02:09:59,940 Yeah, I can fuck with this. 2110 02:09:59,940 --> 02:10:00,760 It's alright now, yeah. 2111 02:10:01,360 --> 02:10:02,660 I think I'll fuck with this. 2112 02:10:09,500 --> 02:10:10,580 Jason Statham. 2113 02:10:11,480 --> 02:10:12,920 Mr. Crank, how are you? 2114 02:10:13,000 --> 02:10:13,660 What's the story? 2115 02:10:14,220 --> 02:10:15,760 Thought you were having a wank. 2116 02:10:16,640 --> 02:10:17,740 Seen the films you did. 2117 02:10:17,860 --> 02:10:19,560 They were awful fucking alright like. 2118 02:10:19,620 --> 02:10:20,980 I wouldn't fucking buy them or anything. 2119 02:10:21,440 --> 02:10:22,840 I had a pirate bait them, no bother. 2120 02:10:24,520 --> 02:10:27,560 Thanks very much for the $5.99 coming at me. 2121 02:10:27,560 --> 02:10:29,960 Tell me to rhyme over your little beats. 2122 02:10:30,080 --> 02:10:35,240 I didn't want to play it straight away on the street in case it was just a load of bad words, expletives and shit. 2123 02:10:35,920 --> 02:10:39,040 And you were screen capping this and making me look shit. 2124 02:10:39,380 --> 02:10:40,480 Don't worry about that. 2125 02:10:40,540 --> 02:10:41,660 I'll make myself look shit. 2126 02:10:41,740 --> 02:10:44,340 I don't need you to come along and do it for me. 2127 02:10:46,080 --> 02:10:48,060 And now I'm on a mad tight flow. 2128 02:10:48,960 --> 02:10:50,920 The snake guy just has to go. 2129 02:10:51,560 --> 02:10:54,300 Because this is how it goes down in Castletown, kid. 2130 02:10:54,500 --> 02:10:56,520 I like to spit my rhymes. 2131 02:10:56,660 --> 02:11:00,440 Because I've got the ego and the motherfucking id of a snake man. 2132 02:11:01,440 --> 02:11:03,160 With my little snake hands. 2133 02:11:04,440 --> 02:11:05,580 Catch me if you can. 2134 02:11:05,640 --> 02:11:06,160 You can't. 2135 02:11:06,160 --> 02:11:07,240 Because I run too fast. 2136 02:11:07,720 --> 02:11:09,880 I'll leave you fucking ass on the grass. 2137 02:11:11,000 --> 02:11:12,000 You must be Spanish. 2138 02:11:12,380 --> 02:11:15,460 Because you're saying grassy ass every time I run past you. 2139 02:11:16,140 --> 02:11:19,120 And you still don't have the fucking decency to come at you. 2140 02:11:19,360 --> 02:11:19,760 Self. 2141 02:11:19,900 --> 02:11:20,400 In the mirror. 2142 02:11:20,520 --> 02:11:22,400 Even when you're looking at yourself in the eyes. 2143 02:11:23,120 --> 02:11:24,600 You still see the viper. 2144 02:11:25,020 --> 02:11:26,160 That you despise. 2145 02:11:26,600 --> 02:11:27,420 All the time. 2146 02:11:27,720 --> 02:11:28,600 I'm playing these games. 2147 02:11:28,700 --> 02:11:30,740 Trying to get to the end on a fucking speed run. 2148 02:11:32,380 --> 02:11:36,260 Go and fucking back to your bedroom there and tidy up your room for mum. 2149 02:11:36,520 --> 02:11:38,120 Because she'll be at you in the morning. 2150 02:11:38,900 --> 02:11:40,840 While you're still fucking snoring. 2151 02:11:41,760 --> 02:11:42,940 Hands off your cocks. 2152 02:11:43,240 --> 02:11:44,220 And on with your socks. 2153 02:11:44,560 --> 02:11:46,060 It's time to go to work. 2154 02:11:46,340 --> 02:11:47,640 Jordan B. Peterson style. 2155 02:11:48,100 --> 02:11:48,980 Cut your locks. 2156 02:11:49,560 --> 02:11:53,460 And become one of the fucking million other fucking clones out there. 2157 02:11:54,080 --> 02:11:54,840 Going to war. 2158 02:11:55,440 --> 02:11:58,520 And doing all the stuff that government wants you to do. 2159 02:11:58,560 --> 02:12:00,160 Because you don't care about yourself. 2160 02:12:01,240 --> 02:12:03,700 Be individualistic is what I'd say. 2161 02:12:04,340 --> 02:12:06,500 Become your own snake and go your own way. 2162 02:12:06,900 --> 02:12:08,040 Slither your own path. 2163 02:12:08,120 --> 02:12:10,160 Leaving a nice big fat trill of slime. 2164 02:12:10,340 --> 02:12:15,240 And every motherfucking time someone wants to drop a dime or a sick fat rhyme. 2165 02:12:15,580 --> 02:12:17,900 Tell them that Francis Higgins was there before them. 2166 02:12:18,040 --> 02:12:19,580 Rest in peace motherfuckers. 2167 02:12:20,240 --> 02:12:23,020 I'm going to start snoring every time you roll your tongue. 2168 02:12:23,920 --> 02:12:26,700 I keep saying this guy is fucking done. 2169 02:12:26,820 --> 02:12:28,280 Because he sucks ass. 2170 02:12:28,820 --> 02:12:30,200 The stuff that he's coming out with. 2171 02:12:30,500 --> 02:12:31,940 He must be smoking grass. 2172 02:12:32,160 --> 02:12:34,000 Because the cess gives you brain damage. 2173 02:12:34,240 --> 02:12:36,900 And brain damage on the mic don't manage nothing. 2174 02:12:36,900 --> 02:12:38,920 It's like making a sucker and you equal. 2175 02:12:39,300 --> 02:12:40,840 So don't be another sequel. 2176 02:12:41,080 --> 02:12:42,120 Express yourself. 2177 02:12:43,620 --> 02:12:44,820 Express yourself. 2178 02:12:52,760 --> 02:12:53,780 Express yourself. 2179 02:12:53,920 --> 02:12:57,080 Don't be another fucking elf on the shelf at Christmas time. 2180 02:12:57,340 --> 02:12:58,660 Sitting in someone's gaff. 2181 02:12:58,760 --> 02:13:00,900 Waiting for the phone to chime. 2182 02:13:00,900 --> 02:13:06,660 How did it get to the stage where you were sitting on a shelf looking at kids? 2183 02:13:07,060 --> 02:13:08,120 Is that what you're at now? 2184 02:13:08,180 --> 02:13:08,460 Is it? 2185 02:13:08,920 --> 02:13:09,720 Go back home. 2186 02:13:09,840 --> 02:13:12,440 Go back and do something with yourself. 2187 02:13:12,860 --> 02:13:14,160 Head back to the North Pole. 2188 02:13:14,760 --> 02:13:15,820 And tell St. Nicholas. 2189 02:13:16,460 --> 02:13:18,140 I've got a fucking... 2190 02:13:18,140 --> 02:13:21,480 Ah, fuck. 2191 02:13:21,520 --> 02:13:21,920 I don't know. 2192 02:13:24,100 --> 02:13:25,240 What rhymes with pole? 2193 02:13:28,760 --> 02:13:30,280 I've got a baby mole. 2194 02:13:32,120 --> 02:13:33,560 On my ass cheek. 2195 02:13:33,820 --> 02:13:34,940 I need to get it removed. 2196 02:13:35,600 --> 02:13:36,920 Like fucking Ginny Sack. 2197 02:13:38,040 --> 02:13:40,100 Shit's beginning to grow back again. 2198 02:13:40,140 --> 02:13:41,300 After I chopped it off. 2199 02:13:41,460 --> 02:13:42,140 Now it's back. 2200 02:13:42,200 --> 02:13:43,100 It's got its own head. 2201 02:13:43,460 --> 02:13:44,380 The beat's beginning to fade. 2202 02:13:44,500 --> 02:13:44,640 Okay. 2203 02:13:44,640 --> 02:13:47,520 Hey, that was alright. 2204 02:13:48,420 --> 02:13:49,180 Wasn't the worst. 2205 02:13:49,700 --> 02:13:50,740 Wasn't the best either. 2206 02:13:51,340 --> 02:13:52,060 But it'll do. 2207 02:13:53,000 --> 02:13:54,020 And that's all that matters. 2208 02:13:54,780 --> 02:13:56,200 Thanks very much, Jason Statham. 2209 02:13:56,600 --> 02:13:57,520 Connor McArdle. 2210 02:13:58,280 --> 02:13:59,440 Zofar.net. 2211 02:14:02,120 --> 02:14:02,560 Brainschluggerazzi. 2212 02:14:04,860 --> 02:14:05,820 And anyone else? 2213 02:14:05,860 --> 02:14:06,420 I missed out. 2214 02:14:06,620 --> 02:14:08,160 An Anguished Panda. 2215 02:14:08,500 --> 02:14:09,000 Thank you very much. 2216 02:14:09,000 --> 02:14:10,240 Seven seconds away. 2217 02:14:10,580 --> 02:14:11,740 I'll be waiting. 2218 02:14:12,000 --> 02:14:13,340 Book of the Sanky, man. 2219 02:14:13,500 --> 02:14:15,160 Seven seconds away. 2220 02:14:23,040 --> 02:14:24,880 Oh, this is fucking cuntish now. 2221 02:14:24,940 --> 02:14:25,540 Where am I going? 2222 02:14:25,860 --> 02:14:26,900 Don't know where I'm going, man. 2223 02:14:29,800 --> 02:14:30,880 This is just another... 2224 02:14:30,880 --> 02:14:34,500 room full of twats. 2225 02:14:35,200 --> 02:14:35,680 Right. 2226 02:14:37,280 --> 02:14:43,920 Thank you very much, Anguished Panda. 2227 02:14:46,820 --> 02:14:51,140 You have the box for Anicornicopia's smash court tennis. 2228 02:14:51,240 --> 02:14:51,960 No disc in it. 2229 02:14:52,540 --> 02:14:53,480 We might have it around. 2230 02:14:54,160 --> 02:14:55,340 Take a look at some stage. 2231 02:14:55,440 --> 02:14:56,080 Oh, that's great, man. 2232 02:14:56,140 --> 02:14:56,480 Thank you. 2233 02:14:56,820 --> 02:14:57,140 Thank you. 2234 02:14:58,820 --> 02:15:01,680 I have a load of boxes with no games in it as well. 2235 02:15:01,740 --> 02:15:02,320 It's sad. 2236 02:15:03,620 --> 02:15:04,800 Connor, thank you very much. 2237 02:15:04,940 --> 02:15:05,720 Cans and streams. 2238 02:15:06,180 --> 02:15:06,540 Great. 2239 02:15:07,160 --> 02:15:07,600 Appreciate. 2240 02:15:08,020 --> 02:15:08,760 Thank you very much. 2241 02:15:13,040 --> 02:15:14,080 This fucking idiot. 2242 02:15:14,480 --> 02:15:15,080 This fucking... 2243 02:15:15,080 --> 02:15:15,760 Aw, for fuck. 2244 02:15:19,860 --> 02:15:21,640 Would these cunts ever fuck off? 2245 02:15:25,920 --> 02:15:27,400 One shot kill with a python. 2246 02:15:27,400 --> 02:15:27,480 One shot kill with a python. 2247 02:15:42,480 --> 02:15:44,220 Where's dickhead number two? 2248 02:15:45,080 --> 02:15:45,580 Oh, there he is. 2249 02:15:45,960 --> 02:15:47,680 Number two, Frank McCourt. 2250 02:15:51,620 --> 02:15:56,000 Why did you not discuss your employment with Umbrella Incorporation? 2251 02:15:57,940 --> 02:16:00,880 Why did you not discuss your time with Jackie Brosnan? 2252 02:16:01,060 --> 02:16:01,540 You can't. 2253 02:16:11,540 --> 02:16:13,540 Oh ho ho ho! 2254 02:16:13,540 --> 02:16:15,540 *Gunshot* 2255 02:16:15,540 --> 02:16:17,540 *Gunshot* 2256 02:16:17,540 --> 02:16:47,520 *Screams* 2257 02:16:47,520 --> 02:16:49,520 *Screams* 2258 02:16:49,520 --> 02:16:51,520 *Screams* 2259 02:16:51,520 --> 02:16:55,520 *Screams* 2260 02:16:55,520 --> 02:16:59,520 Right, let's do this. 2261 02:16:59,520 --> 02:17:03,520 Resident Evil. 2262 02:17:03,520 --> 02:17:09,520 Ten minutes left. 2263 02:17:09,520 --> 02:17:15,520 *Screams* 2264 02:17:15,520 --> 02:17:17,520 *Screams* 2265 02:17:17,520 --> 02:17:19,520 *Screams* 2266 02:17:19,520 --> 02:17:21,520 *Screams* 2267 02:17:21,520 --> 02:17:23,520 *Screams* 2268 02:17:23,520 --> 02:17:25,520 *Screams* 2269 02:17:25,520 --> 02:17:43,280 No way. How is that site not being taken down? Like you can buy Sony, I wonder. And it works brilliant. Thank you very much. 2270 02:17:49,880 --> 02:18:15,040 I hope I still have enough fucking rounds for the tyrant. Viper is looking thick. I'm just annoyed, man, at the amount of times these chimera, they're annoying because they hang down and then you have to wait for them to come down on that. 2271 02:18:19,240 --> 02:18:30,320 I'll be alright. Once I kill these, I'll fucking kill them. I'll be fine. I'll be great, man. Everything's going to be great. 2272 02:18:36,600 --> 02:18:46,580 Is everything going to be great, though? Do you know? Right, we'll go down here, is it? Out to there. I think it's out there. I think it's out here. 2273 02:18:48,600 --> 02:18:56,140 Mark Dargan, this is a speedrun. Welcome to the speedrun, man. 2274 02:19:01,480 --> 02:19:09,360 No, I don't have to go back to the projector and press the switch, Shane. Because that fucking switch moves the pillar, which I've already done. 2275 02:19:11,040 --> 02:19:14,660 Yep, tried. I've done all the MO disc. I've tried the projector. 2276 02:19:15,200 --> 02:19:19,880 Now we're just fucking hanging around this room in here killing these chimeras. 2277 02:19:19,880 --> 02:19:20,140 Okay. 2278 02:19:20,140 --> 02:19:21,960 Now we're just fucking shooting. We're hanging around this room in here killing these chimeras. 2279 02:19:21,960 --> 02:19:22,520 Okay. 2280 02:19:22,520 --> 02:19:23,880 Now we're just fucking shooting. We're hanging around this room in here killing these chimeras. 2281 02:19:23,880 --> 02:19:24,440 Okay. 2282 02:19:24,440 --> 02:19:28,040 Now we're just fucking shooting. We're hanging around this room in here killing these chimeras. 2283 02:19:28,040 --> 02:19:50,040 brilliant one more and i'm done 2284 02:19:56,040 --> 02:20:24,040 sick of this guy he's an asshole where's your timer someone is asking where's your fucking timer man 2285 02:20:24,040 --> 02:20:52,040 you're killing me something or you can kill you can shoot them on the ceiling i'm dead now do this 2286 02:20:52,040 --> 02:20:58,040 just do this just do this just do this do this 2287 02:21:10,040 --> 02:21:24,040 jordan p peterson typewriter as well it's available to buy on ebay for a nice amount a nice little amount it is as well 2288 02:21:32,040 --> 02:21:46,040 jim nolan thank you very much 2289 02:21:46,040 --> 02:21:52,880 lovely Thursday evening it's about turning to Friday we're bringing you here on Viper Higgins 2290 02:21:52,880 --> 02:22:00,740 speedrun we are bringing you and Amanda Alvin we're bringing you into Friday which is the best 2291 02:22:00,740 --> 02:22:07,120 day of the week some would say Saturday is but I would actually say Friday because you've got the 2292 02:22:07,120 --> 02:22:11,240 whole you've got you know what's ahead of you it's a load of fucking fun times ahead of you 2293 02:22:11,240 --> 02:22:19,100 Saturday is bittersweet because it's like yeah it's but you only got Sunday then and Sunday is like 2294 02:22:19,100 --> 02:22:27,980 it's like recovery but it's fucking tainted because Monday's coming after it oh fuck 2295 02:22:27,980 --> 02:22:34,820 this guy is absolute scum he needs to be locked up 2296 02:22:34,820 --> 02:22:48,260 we even have to kill this oh 2297 02:22:48,260 --> 02:22:52,260 oh 2298 02:22:52,260 --> 02:23:09,820 do we even have to kill these guys 2299 02:23:09,820 --> 02:23:17,340 whoa 2300 02:23:17,340 --> 02:23:24,320 no 2301 02:23:24,320 --> 02:23:42,020 fuck 2302 02:23:42,020 --> 02:23:57,020 oh 2303 02:23:57,020 --> 02:23:59,520 oh 2304 02:23:59,520 --> 02:24:17,040 speedrun this is a speedrun guys welcome back to the speedrun 2305 02:24:17,040 --> 02:24:23,760 thank you thank you 2306 02:24:23,760 --> 02:24:38,300 oh god this is fucking rubbish man because I know skip past the first room we've already activated the terminal 2307 02:24:38,300 --> 02:24:40,660 yeah I've done that yeah 2308 02:24:40,660 --> 02:24:42,260 okay 2309 02:24:42,260 --> 02:24:57,560 I don't remember this bit at all 2310 02:24:57,560 --> 02:25:13,160 from when I played it initially back in the late 90s 2311 02:25:13,160 --> 02:25:21,900 this goes out to all the 90s zombies out there who could forget tamagotchis down the back of class 2312 02:25:21,900 --> 02:25:26,080 whilst eating blackjacks listening to mary robinson's latest album 2313 02:25:26,080 --> 02:25:31,600 oh who's here 2314 02:25:31,600 --> 02:25:31,760 who's here 2315 02:25:31,760 --> 02:25:37,760 who's here 2316 02:25:37,760 --> 02:25:51,760 who's here 2317 02:25:51,760 --> 02:25:58,280 oh my god this is fucking tons of the guns 2318 02:25:58,280 --> 02:26:01,440 run 2319 02:26:01,440 --> 02:26:31,420 So, let's go. 2320 02:26:31,420 --> 02:27:01,400 So, let's go. 2321 02:27:01,400 --> 02:27:08,340 Faith Johnson, thank you very much for keeping the faith. 2322 02:27:15,600 --> 02:27:17,400 I don't understand the elevator works. 2323 02:27:17,660 --> 02:27:21,420 Is the elevator on upstairs when you go upstairs and then up the ladder? 2324 02:27:22,480 --> 02:27:22,780 Yeah. 2325 02:27:23,820 --> 02:27:24,860 Main door up the ladder. 2326 02:27:34,500 --> 02:27:35,940 I'm on caution as well. 2327 02:27:50,040 --> 02:27:51,660 When do we get to fight Tyson? 2328 02:27:54,180 --> 02:27:54,860 Oh no. 2329 02:27:59,120 --> 02:28:00,340 Fucking gang of cunts. 2330 02:28:00,960 --> 02:28:01,860 Scary bastards. 2331 02:28:02,080 --> 02:28:02,980 Like, they need to be killed. 2332 02:28:03,320 --> 02:28:04,940 But I haven't got time or the fucking patience. 2333 02:28:05,060 --> 02:28:05,620 They'll kill me. 2334 02:28:06,360 --> 02:28:11,540 They're harder to kill than I am to kill for them. 2335 02:28:12,440 --> 02:28:14,460 They can kill me easier than I can kill them. 2336 02:28:15,540 --> 02:28:16,560 That's all I know. 2337 02:28:19,900 --> 02:28:21,760 Fuck, I can't believe I let Barry die. 2338 02:28:31,760 --> 02:28:32,320 Sweet. 2339 02:28:32,680 --> 02:28:33,320 Here we go. 2340 02:28:33,940 --> 02:28:38,440 Now, do I go back upstairs up the ladder and then up to that other room or should I take this elevator? 2341 02:28:43,080 --> 02:28:44,040 I'm on danger. 2342 02:28:46,720 --> 02:28:48,680 There might be a few more magnums in here. 2343 02:28:52,960 --> 02:28:56,340 Should I go back to get Chris or should I go take the elevator? 2344 02:29:11,340 --> 02:29:13,240 I was talking to Chris yesterday. 2345 02:29:13,420 --> 02:29:14,080 He's sound. 2346 02:29:22,000 --> 02:29:23,040 Alright, fuck Chris. 2347 02:29:23,120 --> 02:29:23,560 We'll just go. 2348 02:29:32,560 --> 02:29:33,320 Oh, God. 2349 02:29:37,000 --> 02:29:39,320 I stayed up too late last night playing this fucking thing. 2350 02:29:39,580 --> 02:29:40,480 I had a sore throat then. 2351 02:29:40,480 --> 02:29:42,660 I don't know why. 2352 02:29:43,380 --> 02:29:44,720 I had a sore throat then when I woke up. 2353 02:29:45,400 --> 02:29:45,620 Ah. 2354 02:29:46,500 --> 02:29:47,900 Then it went away for a day. 2355 02:29:47,980 --> 02:29:49,620 Now I can feel like it's coming back again. 2356 02:29:50,860 --> 02:29:51,960 Combined with the chest pain. 2357 02:29:53,040 --> 02:29:53,940 Something could be wrong. 2358 02:29:54,400 --> 02:29:56,140 Something could be seriously wrong here. 2359 02:29:59,400 --> 02:30:00,080 Here we go. 2360 02:30:03,280 --> 02:30:03,640 Wesker? 2361 02:30:04,440 --> 02:30:06,280 Barry is no longer useful. 2362 02:30:06,880 --> 02:30:08,040 Just as I thought. 2363 02:30:08,640 --> 02:30:10,820 You are the man behind all of this. 2364 02:30:10,820 --> 02:30:16,460 Why do you have to destroy stars? 2365 02:30:16,920 --> 02:30:18,280 That's Umbrella's intention. 2366 02:30:18,940 --> 02:30:23,640 This laboratory has been engaging in dangerous experiments and recently an accident has occurred. 2367 02:30:24,440 --> 02:30:27,700 Anyway, this disaster cannot be made public. 2368 02:30:27,780 --> 02:30:33,280 That's why having stars nosing about is so inconvenient. 2369 02:30:33,740 --> 02:30:36,040 So you're a slave of Umbrella now. 2370 02:30:36,040 --> 02:30:38,400 Along with these virus monsters. 2371 02:30:40,200 --> 02:30:42,360 I think you misunderstand me, Jill. 2372 02:30:42,800 --> 02:30:45,260 To me, the monsters you mentioned mean nothing. 2373 02:30:45,720 --> 02:30:49,640 I'm going to burn all of them together with this entire laboratory. 2374 02:30:49,900 --> 02:30:53,740 I must complete my mission as ordered by Umbrella. 2375 02:30:54,540 --> 02:30:56,800 So you're planning something else? 2376 02:30:56,800 --> 02:31:03,640 If you succeeded in developing the world's most powerful biological weapon, what would you do? 2377 02:31:04,560 --> 02:31:06,420 What if you were in charge? 2378 02:31:08,340 --> 02:31:10,440 You must stop this now. 2379 02:31:12,260 --> 02:31:13,520 You're a brave girl. 2380 02:31:14,260 --> 02:31:17,340 But if I were you, I wouldn't give up such a big discovery. 2381 02:31:18,180 --> 02:31:19,240 You guys are idiots. 2382 02:31:19,700 --> 02:31:20,000 Haha. 2383 02:31:20,160 --> 02:31:22,520 No one understands its real value. 2384 02:31:23,200 --> 02:31:25,660 So you're going to steal all the research? 2385 02:31:26,340 --> 02:31:27,220 Better yet. 2386 02:31:27,800 --> 02:31:29,620 I'm going to show you the tyrant. 2387 02:31:30,400 --> 02:31:30,780 Oh wow. 2388 02:31:32,000 --> 02:31:33,160 He unzips his pants. 2389 02:31:34,160 --> 02:31:34,480 Haha. 2390 02:31:35,780 --> 02:31:36,560 Here she is. 2391 02:31:43,540 --> 02:31:44,440 There he is. 2392 02:31:45,380 --> 02:31:46,000 Tyson. 2393 02:31:53,520 --> 02:31:54,120 Wow. 2394 02:31:55,380 --> 02:31:56,200 Look at that. 2395 02:31:56,200 --> 02:32:23,440 He drinks his milk. 2396 02:32:25,540 --> 02:32:30,600 He's got a manicure. 2397 02:32:30,600 --> 02:32:30,600 He's got a manicure. 2398 02:32:32,120 --> 02:32:32,280 Here. 2399 02:32:32,660 --> 02:32:34,680 All this power will be mine. 2400 02:32:36,100 --> 02:32:38,140 For the sake of an awful creature? 2401 02:32:39,100 --> 02:32:40,340 Don't be upset. 2402 02:32:41,120 --> 02:32:43,760 All weak people exist to be eaten. 2403 02:32:53,080 --> 02:32:53,640 Wow. 2404 02:32:53,920 --> 02:32:55,080 Some creature. 2405 02:32:55,080 --> 02:32:59,080 Jeremy Beetlejump. 2406 02:33:03,600 --> 02:33:05,300 Uh oh. 2407 02:33:05,940 --> 02:33:07,140 Why would you let the water up? 2408 02:33:07,140 --> 02:33:07,780 Okay. 2409 02:33:07,780 --> 02:33:07,920 Okay. 2410 02:33:18,140 --> 02:33:19,700 God. 2411 02:33:19,700 --> 02:33:21,780 What? 2412 02:33:23,200 --> 02:33:24,400 Don't come this way. 2413 02:33:24,680 --> 02:33:25,120 No. 2414 02:33:25,200 --> 02:33:26,940 Don't come this way. 2415 02:33:26,940 --> 02:33:31,880 Wesker got iced. 2416 02:33:36,900 --> 02:33:37,660 Run Jill. 2417 02:33:37,660 --> 02:33:39,360 Run for your life. 2418 02:33:39,420 --> 02:33:41,120 It can't control what it does. 2419 02:33:43,300 --> 02:33:46,220 She only just discovered there. 2420 02:33:46,560 --> 02:33:47,620 What a miserable death. 2421 02:33:47,680 --> 02:33:48,780 She has time to... 2422 02:33:48,780 --> 02:33:51,860 To fucking consider what happened to Wesker there. 2423 02:33:57,380 --> 02:33:58,120 Oh god. 2424 02:34:00,840 --> 02:34:02,340 Didn't give me much time to get away. 2425 02:34:02,340 --> 02:34:16,160 What? 2426 02:34:16,160 --> 02:34:16,160 What? 2427 02:34:23,500 --> 02:34:24,580 Half twelve guys. 2428 02:34:24,680 --> 02:34:26,160 We're going till half twelve on this. 2429 02:34:26,160 --> 02:34:37,440 And you can't escape the cutscenes. 2430 02:34:37,440 --> 02:34:39,440 Nooooo! 2431 02:34:39,440 --> 02:34:55,760 Let's have a look here now. 2432 02:34:55,760 --> 02:34:57,760 Jim Jim and Peanuts thank you very much. 2433 02:34:57,760 --> 02:35:01,280 Can you freestyle to Hell on Earth Instrumental? 2434 02:35:01,280 --> 02:35:03,040 Of course I can man. 2435 02:35:03,040 --> 02:35:03,680 And I will do. 2436 02:35:03,680 --> 02:35:08,560 But I mean we're at ten past midnight here now. 2437 02:35:08,560 --> 02:35:10,480 And we need to finish this fucking thing. 2438 02:35:10,480 --> 02:35:11,200 Once and for all. 2439 02:35:13,040 --> 02:35:16,240 I'll finish the night on that freestyle. 2440 02:35:17,440 --> 02:35:19,760 Berlin Ocelot thank you very much. 2441 02:35:19,760 --> 02:35:20,880 I don't mean that. 2442 02:35:20,880 --> 02:35:22,000 I mean I do mean that. 2443 02:35:22,000 --> 02:35:23,520 And you're a legend. 2444 02:35:23,520 --> 02:35:26,080 And I don't say that to everyone. 2445 02:35:27,040 --> 02:35:28,560 Thank you very much Berlin Ocelot. 2446 02:35:36,720 --> 02:35:37,680 Magnum rounds. 2447 02:35:37,680 --> 02:35:54,780 So what's the story with the what's his face Chris can you not go back and save Chris 2448 02:35:54,780 --> 02:36:23,780 You guys are idiots Then he thought he could control the tyrant and then the tyrant sliced up Wesker and then Jill had the time to think to herself instead of running away she goes he can't control it and remember now we didn't save it so we have to go back into that fucking room again with the chimeras 2449 02:36:23,780 --> 02:36:28,280 Sorry, it's the way it is the way it is 2450 02:36:38,780 --> 02:36:43,280 Thanks Berlin a slot as we 2451 02:36:48,080 --> 02:36:50,080 Faith Johnson 2452 02:36:51,080 --> 02:36:53,080 Thank you very much faith 2453 02:36:53,080 --> 02:36:55,080 Janst 2454 02:36:59,080 --> 02:37:01,080 All right 2455 02:37:01,080 --> 02:37:03,080 No 2456 02:37:05,080 --> 02:37:12,080 Nooo! Nooo! Get off you fucking god! 2457 02:37:22,520 --> 02:37:25,600 Boxes of Culper Jackson, thank you very much. 2458 02:37:25,600 --> 02:37:29,560 This is it. We're getting there soon now. 2459 02:37:29,560 --> 02:37:34,200 Power and the circuit have been connected. Let's do this. 2460 02:37:34,200 --> 02:37:41,200 Boxes of Culper Jackson, we're about to witness the end of Resident Evil 1. 2461 02:37:43,680 --> 02:37:46,680 Thank you very much. 2462 02:37:57,160 --> 02:38:00,360 It's getting noisy, sorry. 2463 02:38:03,320 --> 02:38:07,320 Speed run, guys. 2464 02:38:07,320 --> 02:38:24,320 Blink and you'll miss the fucker. Where am I going? Is there any fucking herbs? Should I go to Chris and see if there's any herbs or ink ribbons? 2465 02:38:24,320 --> 02:38:33,320 I wanna go to bed. 2466 02:38:33,320 --> 02:38:38,320 Look at this, I'm on danger. 2467 02:38:38,320 --> 02:38:39,320 I'm on danger. 2468 02:38:39,320 --> 02:38:59,320 Welcome to the stream. If you're a newcomer, my name is Francis Speedrunner Higgins. And this is the new speedrun we're doing today. We're doing about one a day. We're about to complete this in an hour and... an hour and 13 minutes, I'd say. We're on 49 at the moment. 2469 02:38:59,320 --> 02:39:22,320 49. 49. Can't skip this. You can't skip it. 2470 02:39:22,320 --> 02:39:25,320 50. Can't skip this. You can't skip it. 2471 02:39:25,320 --> 02:39:26,320 50. Whisker? 2472 02:39:26,320 --> 02:39:28,320 50. Is no longer useful. 2473 02:39:28,320 --> 02:39:33,320 50. Just as I thought. You are the man behind all of this. 2474 02:39:33,320 --> 02:39:38,320 50. Why do you have to destroy stars? 2475 02:39:38,320 --> 02:39:45,320 50. That's Umbrella's intention. This laboratory has been engaging in dangerous experiments and recently an accident has occurred. 2476 02:39:45,320 --> 02:39:47,320 Anyway. 2477 02:39:47,320 --> 02:39:48,320 Has occurred. 2478 02:39:48,320 --> 02:39:49,320 Anyway. 2479 02:39:49,320 --> 02:39:50,320 This disaster cannot be made public. 2480 02:39:50,320 --> 02:39:55,780 Oh, that's why having stars nosing about is so inconvenient. 2481 02:39:56,340 --> 02:40:00,900 So you're a slave of Umbrella now, along with these virus monsters. 2482 02:40:01,240 --> 02:40:02,400 Virus monsters? 2483 02:40:03,060 --> 02:40:04,880 I think you misunderstand me, Jill. 2484 02:40:05,340 --> 02:40:07,780 To me, the monsters you mention mean nothing. 2485 02:40:08,440 --> 02:40:12,080 I'm going to burn all of them together with this entire laboratory. 2486 02:40:13,020 --> 02:40:16,260 I must complete my mission as ordered by Umbrella. 2487 02:40:17,160 --> 02:40:19,200 So you're planning something else? 2488 02:40:19,200 --> 02:40:20,440 Beat up my main week. 2489 02:40:20,540 --> 02:40:24,500 If you succeeded in developing the world's most powerful biological weapon, 2490 02:40:24,640 --> 02:40:26,100 What would you do? 2491 02:40:26,120 --> 02:40:26,880 What the fuck is this? 2492 02:40:27,100 --> 02:40:28,920 What if you were in charge? 2493 02:40:29,840 --> 02:40:31,140 What the fuck is this? 2494 02:40:31,220 --> 02:40:32,960 You must stop this now. 2495 02:40:34,860 --> 02:40:36,020 You're a brave girl. 2496 02:40:36,720 --> 02:40:39,860 But if I were you, I wouldn't give up such a big discovery. 2497 02:40:40,680 --> 02:40:41,760 You guys are idiots. 2498 02:40:42,700 --> 02:40:45,020 No one understands its real value. 2499 02:40:45,460 --> 02:40:48,180 So you're going to steal all the research? 2500 02:40:48,180 --> 02:40:52,160 Better yet, I'm going to show you the tyrant. 2501 02:40:53,340 --> 02:40:54,640 What the fuck is this? 2502 02:40:54,640 --> 02:41:19,980 What the fuck is this? 2503 02:41:19,980 --> 02:41:40,300 Tyrant virus is a super virus, which creates a monster which is much stronger than human beings. 2504 02:41:41,300 --> 02:41:45,680 Tyrant is the most powerful biological weapon in the world. 2505 02:41:45,680 --> 02:41:56,240 you don't mean you're experimenting on real people this is really beautiful all this power 2506 02:41:56,240 --> 02:42:01,820 will be mine what a fucking idiot for the sake of an awful creature who gave him the the keys to 2507 02:42:01,820 --> 02:42:07,580 the car like as a dickhead and then he drains the uh thing and then he gets stabbed by the tyrant 2508 02:42:07,580 --> 02:42:10,880 himself he's a fucking wanker 2509 02:42:10,880 --> 02:42:20,360 fast 2510 02:42:20,360 --> 02:42:39,900 Jesus Christ. 2511 02:42:43,120 --> 02:42:44,440 Harris a gold that dead. 2512 02:42:45,780 --> 02:42:46,900 Don't come this way. 2513 02:42:47,400 --> 02:42:49,720 Don't come this way. 2514 02:42:49,720 --> 02:42:51,720 No. 2515 02:42:53,960 --> 02:42:54,660 Run, Jill. 2516 02:42:54,900 --> 02:42:56,020 Run for your fucking life. 2517 02:42:57,120 --> 02:42:58,460 Don't let this cunt get the better of you. 2518 02:42:58,900 --> 02:43:00,860 He's only a fucking asshole. 2519 02:43:01,920 --> 02:43:03,600 It can't control what it does. 2520 02:43:03,780 --> 02:43:04,680 Run, run, run. 2521 02:43:09,840 --> 02:43:10,280 Right. 2522 02:43:12,520 --> 02:43:13,840 Look, I'm on zero health. 2523 02:43:16,600 --> 02:43:17,420 Zero health. 2524 02:43:17,420 --> 02:43:25,300 Is there a fucking herb or a plaster in here? 2525 02:43:39,720 --> 02:43:40,540 What's he got? 2526 02:43:41,840 --> 02:43:42,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2527 02:44:04,940 --> 02:44:06,400 I need a can of lynx. 2528 02:44:06,460 --> 02:44:06,920 He's right. 2529 02:44:09,320 --> 02:44:10,280 Where is this? 2530 02:44:10,460 --> 02:44:10,920 Where is he? 2531 02:44:18,580 --> 02:44:19,880 Where's the tyrant? 2532 02:44:20,340 --> 02:44:21,320 Is he off? 2533 02:44:21,680 --> 02:44:22,780 He's just gone. 2534 02:44:23,500 --> 02:44:24,500 He's gone to the pub. 2535 02:44:24,700 --> 02:44:26,180 It's fucking... 2536 02:44:26,180 --> 02:44:29,420 What? 2537 02:44:29,780 --> 02:44:30,360 Killed him! 2538 02:44:34,420 --> 02:44:35,440 No way! 2539 02:44:36,540 --> 02:44:37,800 Fucking killed the tyrant man. 2540 02:44:38,920 --> 02:44:41,880 Ah, fucking brilliant. 2541 02:44:41,880 --> 02:45:04,940 Fucking class. 2542 02:45:04,940 --> 02:45:08,060 He died off screen. 2543 02:45:14,220 --> 02:45:16,540 Thank you very much, Captain Cabinets. 2544 02:45:16,540 --> 02:45:23,080 Thank you very much, Captain Cabinets. 2545 02:45:23,080 --> 02:45:24,280 I hope you're keeping well, man. 2546 02:45:25,280 --> 02:45:26,240 Can anybody... 2547 02:45:26,240 --> 02:45:27,760 Can someone stop? 2548 02:45:27,980 --> 02:45:29,560 We need to stop this plane fast. 2549 02:45:29,640 --> 02:45:30,780 It's carrying a load of bombs. 2550 02:45:30,940 --> 02:45:32,640 Someone told me it's got... 2551 02:45:32,640 --> 02:45:33,420 There's a bomb on the plane. 2552 02:45:33,480 --> 02:45:34,380 You need to stop the plane now. 2553 02:45:34,760 --> 02:45:35,500 Stop the plane now. 2554 02:45:37,680 --> 02:45:40,840 Come on then, he feckin' dragons, I'll take both of you! 2555 02:45:41,540 --> 02:45:43,940 Ah! Ah! I am burning to death! 2556 02:45:51,380 --> 02:45:54,420 Unfortunately, guys, the tyrant had a massive heart attack. 2557 02:45:55,420 --> 02:45:56,240 He's gone. 2558 02:45:57,260 --> 02:45:59,560 Now we need to get out of this place. 2559 02:45:59,940 --> 02:46:01,020 We'll save Chris as well. 2560 02:46:04,760 --> 02:46:06,740 Where is Chris? Is Chris down here, is he? 2561 02:46:07,740 --> 02:46:08,800 Is Chris down here? 2562 02:46:10,080 --> 02:46:12,300 We can't save it, because we don't have any ink ribbon. 2563 02:46:20,100 --> 02:46:20,500 Ah! 2564 02:46:20,500 --> 02:46:21,000 Ah! 2565 02:46:21,000 --> 02:46:23,000 Ah! 2566 02:46:23,000 --> 02:46:25,000 Ah! 2567 02:46:25,000 --> 02:46:27,000 *Sigh* 2568 02:46:53,000 --> 02:46:55,560 I'm gonna fuck off now, I need to go to bed. 2569 02:46:57,660 --> 02:46:59,720 Thanks for watching, I'll see you later on, I'm sorry. 2570 02:47:00,840 --> 02:47:06,260 I need to get this out of my head because if I think about it, then it'll fucking make me angry. 2571 02:47:06,360 --> 02:47:07,120 I'll see you later on. 2572 02:47:11,140 --> 02:47:12,720 Faith Jansen, thank you very much. 2573 02:47:12,720 --> 02:47:42,700 Thank you. 2574 02:47:42,700 --> 02:48:12,680 Thank you. 2575 02:48:12,680 --> 02:48:14,680 Thank you. 2576 02:48:14,820 --> 02:48:16,120 Good night and God bless. 2577 02:48:16,240 --> 02:48:17,880 I have to go because I'm feeling stressed. 2578 02:48:18,000 --> 02:48:22,440 If I stay longer, I'm gonna actually fucking go schlonger on this beast. 2579 02:48:23,400 --> 02:48:25,960 I don't know what that means, but I need to eat some meat. 2580 02:48:26,560 --> 02:48:28,600 Go home and put salami in a sandwich. 2581 02:48:29,340 --> 02:48:30,960 Spread a bit of mustard on that shit. 2582 02:48:31,460 --> 02:48:33,020 Think about what's just occurred. 2583 02:48:33,880 --> 02:48:35,060 And then go for a shit. 2584 02:48:38,060 --> 02:48:38,900 Much love. 2585 02:48:38,900 --> 02:48:38,900 Much love. 2586 02:48:38,980 --> 02:48:40,340 Thanks very much to Faith Jansen. 2587 02:48:40,500 --> 02:48:42,460 Captain Cabernet's Boxes of Cobra Toxin. 2588 02:48:43,860 --> 02:48:44,660 Berlin Ocelot. 2589 02:48:44,740 --> 02:48:45,580 Jim Jim and Peanuts. 2590 02:48:45,660 --> 02:48:46,600 Faith Jansen again. 2591 02:48:46,760 --> 02:48:47,500 Amanda Album. 2592 02:48:47,600 --> 02:48:48,040 Jim Nolan. 2593 02:48:48,200 --> 02:48:48,520 Bruno. 2594 02:48:49,120 --> 02:48:49,740 Connor McCard. 2595 02:48:49,820 --> 02:48:50,380 Language Panda. 2596 02:48:50,500 --> 02:48:51,220 All the boys. 2597 02:48:51,860 --> 02:48:52,780 Making noise. 2598 02:48:53,340 --> 02:48:53,740 Everyone. 2599 02:48:54,440 --> 02:48:55,180 Anaconda G. 2600 02:48:56,580 --> 02:48:57,480 You know me. 2601 02:48:59,620 --> 02:49:01,160 Next week on TV3. 2602 02:49:02,060 --> 02:49:04,540 Gonna be teaching you how to write rhymes. 2603 02:49:05,000 --> 02:49:06,320 On a motherfucking dime. 2604 02:49:07,320 --> 02:49:08,500 I need to leave now. 2605 02:49:10,120 --> 02:49:12,460 That fucking tyrant was a waste of time. 2606 02:49:12,740 --> 02:49:13,580 Can't believe it. 2607 02:49:14,320 --> 02:49:16,100 The hardest fucking thing in the game. 2608 02:49:16,920 --> 02:49:19,100 Apparently the hardest fucking thing in the game. 2609 02:49:19,220 --> 02:49:20,520 Didn't even have any game. 2610 02:49:21,040 --> 02:49:22,420 I didn't even know his fucking name. 2611 02:49:22,500 --> 02:49:24,740 He only took two shots to hold down. 2612 02:49:25,520 --> 02:49:27,680 The hardest thing in the game was the Chimera. 2613 02:49:28,260 --> 02:49:30,020 He seen me fucking hanging around the town. 2614 02:49:30,740 --> 02:49:31,860 In the Almira. 2615 02:49:31,860 --> 02:49:39,120 Chimera in the Almira. 2616 02:49:40,000 --> 02:49:41,720 Chimera in the Almira. 2617 02:49:42,060 --> 02:49:42,720 Uptown. 2618 02:49:42,920 --> 02:49:44,320 Chimera in the Almira. 2619 02:49:44,680 --> 02:49:45,360 Uptown. 2620 02:49:50,020 --> 02:49:51,140 I'll see you later. 2621 02:49:52,760 --> 02:49:53,860 Don't be a hater. 2622 02:49:55,120 --> 02:49:56,700 Next time we do this. 2623 02:49:56,920 --> 02:49:58,560 We're gonna finish Resident Evil 1. 2624 02:49:58,640 --> 02:49:59,180 I promise. 2625 02:49:59,600 --> 02:50:00,540 It's gonna be like this. 2626 02:50:00,540 --> 02:50:03,720 Resident Evil. 2627 02:50:03,880 --> 02:50:05,700 Big load of blood in my eyeball. 2628 02:50:08,800 --> 02:50:12,080 Whoever donated and told me to fucking do a rap to this beat. 2629 02:50:12,320 --> 02:50:14,920 It's not as good as a beat as the other beat that we had. 2630 02:50:15,260 --> 02:50:18,460 But I'd say I struck to my word and I'm fucking doing it now. 2631 02:50:19,140 --> 02:50:20,100 How rad is that? 2632 02:50:22,280 --> 02:50:23,540 You look like a cat. 2633 02:50:24,920 --> 02:50:26,580 You probably want some milk, do you? 2634 02:50:27,580 --> 02:50:30,100 Do you want a bit of fucking cheese and some milk, is it? 2635 02:50:30,100 --> 02:50:33,440 We'll come in through the cat flap. 2636 02:50:34,380 --> 02:50:36,520 It's installed in the door and the wall. 2637 02:50:38,360 --> 02:50:40,140 Have you any fucking sense at all? 2638 02:50:48,720 --> 02:50:49,880 Goodnight, God bless folks. 2639 02:50:49,940 --> 02:50:50,300 I'm out. 2640 02:50:50,480 --> 02:50:51,780 Goodnight and God bless. 2641 02:50:51,780 --> 02:50:51,900 Goodnight. 2642 02:50:51,900 --> 02:50:53,960 you 2643 02:50:53,960 --> 02:50:56,020 you