1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,050 4 or 5 when depreciation has 2 00:00:06,050 --> 00:00:10,040 halted. Like Ivan, on its fifth 3 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:13,000 birthday, the car has depreciated 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,940 in value by 70%. 5 00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:16,360 So the cost of motoring, let's 6 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,710 take the cost of motoring year 7 00:00:17,710 --> 00:00:19,660 one. You've bought a 30,000 8 00:00:19,660 --> 00:00:20,560 euro cash car. 9 00:00:21,220 --> 00:00:23,590 Within 12 months, it's depreciated 10 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:26,800 by 12,000 euro. Your cash car 11 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,540 is now worth 18. 12 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:30,780 That's the cost of depreciation. 13 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:32,460 It's also cost you, on average, 14 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:34,630 to do the 15,000 kilometres, 15 00:00:34,630 --> 00:00:36,130 tax, insure and servicing, 16 00:00:36,130 --> 00:00:37,040 tyres, etc. 17 00:00:37,260 --> 00:00:38,620 It's cost you an additional 5,000, 18 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:40,450 6,000 or 7,000 euro, depending 19 00:00:40,450 --> 00:00:41,380 on where you want to go. 20 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:43,560 That car, in year one, has cost 21 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,760 you 20,000 euro. Just consider 22 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,240 that for a minute. 23 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:49,500 But sorry, are you not in 24 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,190 favour of PCPs? Because that 25 00:00:51,190 --> 00:00:52,440 spreads the payments. 26 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,410 How long have we got? PCPs, 27 00:00:54,410 --> 00:00:56,230 where you have a guaranteed 28 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:58,580 minimum future value of 30% off 29 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,280 the actual car value. 30 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:01,400 The car industry, you're 31 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,760 talking about conspiracies, 32 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:04,320 will tell you, hey, when you 33 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:05,710 bring the car back to me in 34 00:01:05,710 --> 00:01:06,920 three years' time, 35 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,690 oh, it'll be worth a whole lot 36 00:01:08,690 --> 00:01:10,720 more than the GMFE of 30%. 37 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,230 So my question to the car, the 38 00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:14,000 motor industry, is, well, give 39 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,520 me a higher GMFE, guaranteed 40 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:16,960 minimum future value. 41 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:17,980 If you're so absolutely 42 00:01:17,980 --> 00:01:19,360 confident that it's going to be 43 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,500 worth a whole lot more. 44 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:21,900 Well, some do that, don't they? 45 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:23,280 Don't they do that? 46 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:24,710 Well, you're looking at it in 47 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,110 around 30%. By and large, 48 00:01:26,110 --> 00:01:27,110 higher spec models will 49 00:01:27,110 --> 00:01:28,460 actually distort things ever so 50 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:29,120 slightly. 51 00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:30,430 But if you're wandering into 52 00:01:30,430 --> 00:01:31,740 your bog standard, give me a 53 00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:32,930 new car because I have a new 54 00:01:32,930 --> 00:01:34,440 baby on the way type of thing, 55 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:35,920 you're talking about a 56 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,250 guaranteed value of just 30% in 57 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:39,760 three years' time. 58 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,310 Well, I'm sympathetic to the 59 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:43,240 motorist. I don't condemn them. 60 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:44,520 But what are the alternatives 61 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,590 to owning your own car and 62 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:46,880 still being able to get around 63 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:47,860 in rural Ireland? 64 00:01:48,260 --> 00:01:49,410 So, go-car, which a lot of 65 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,670 people would be familiar with 66 00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:51,780 at this point in time, my 67 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:53,000 personal experience office. 68 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,810 Again, I live down in Nace. 69 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,540 There's a go-car site in Nace 70 00:01:56,540 --> 00:01:57,300 as well. 71 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:58,980 You can hire a car from €8 72 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:00,590 per hour. You can do it on a 73 00:02:00,590 --> 00:02:02,640 half-hourly basis if you want. 74 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:03,360 Is that all in? 75 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:05,380 All in. So the first 50 76 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:07,590 kilometres off your journey is 77 00:02:07,590 --> 00:02:08,240 free. 78 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:09,920 So if you have it for a few 79 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,940 hours and you're travelling 80 00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:13,970 into Dublin or up the hills in 81 00:02:13,970 --> 00:02:15,870 Monaghan or down in County 82 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:16,520 Kerry, 83 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:18,760 first 50 kilometres is free and 84 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,440 then there's a cost in addition 85 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,120 to that, but your insurance is 86 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:22,660 free. 87 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,530 Anyone from the age of 21 years 88 00:02:24,530 --> 00:02:26,100 of age, irrespective of any 89 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:27,140 claims history, 90 00:02:27,260 --> 00:02:28,530 wants to have a full driving 91 00:02:28,530 --> 00:02:29,990 licence from a minimum of two 92 00:02:29,990 --> 00:02:31,140 years in Hong Kong. 93 00:02:31,140 --> 00:02:32,070 But sorry, go-car are not a 94 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:32,970 charitable or they must be 95 00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:33,720 making a profit. 96 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:35,810 Of course, but they're putting 97 00:02:35,810 --> 00:02:37,670 bog standard cars on the road 98 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:39,690 in reachable distance of where 99 00:02:39,690 --> 00:02:40,760 we all live. 100 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,260 They're happy to actually hear 101 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:45,160 from people that if there's a 102 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,240 demand for a second go-car site 103 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,240 in Nace or down in Killarney or 104 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,840 my hometown of Toome, 105 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:52,570 go-car are receptive to hearing 106 00:02:52,570 --> 00:02:53,460 from people. 107 00:02:53,820 --> 00:02:54,560 And if they think there's a 108 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:55,920 demand in a location, they're 109 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:56,380 up to it. 110 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:57,920 They don't have nationwide 111 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,440 coverage at the moment. 112 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,670 They do. There's 650 go-cars in 113 00:03:01,670 --> 00:03:03,660 operation throughout Ireland. 114 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:05,220 Now, predominantly around the 115 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:06,850 Dublin area, as it's oftentimes 116 00:03:06,850 --> 00:03:08,260 the case, we certainly don't 117 00:03:08,260 --> 00:03:10,120 want rural Ireland left behind. 118 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:11,570 So if you're there going, oh, 119 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:13,100 well, I'd consider getting rid 120 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:14,450 of the second car if there was 121 00:03:14,450 --> 00:03:15,860 a go-car in my hometown. 122 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,720 Get on to go-car. Send them an 123 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,100 email. Get in contact. 124 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,420 There's not a lot of red tape, 125 00:03:20,420 --> 00:03:20,880 though. 126 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:21,840 Red tape? 127 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,140 Like when you're starting with 128 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:24,390 them, once you have a pattern 129 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:25,700 of activity, well and good. 130 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:27,240 And will you get one when you 131 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:28,620 want it late at night? 132 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:29,980 To set up an account. Well, 133 00:03:29,980 --> 00:03:30,890 where would you be travelling 134 00:03:30,890 --> 00:03:31,460 late at night? 135 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,020 Well, to the pub, don't you? 136 00:03:33,140 --> 00:03:34,750 Yeah. When it comes down to it, 137 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:36,420 setting up an account of a go-car 138 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:37,930 is you send them a copy of your 139 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:38,960 driving licence 140 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,110 and you set up a debit or 141 00:03:40,110 --> 00:03:41,460 credit card on the account 142 00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:42,100 itself. 143 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,480 You download their app. You put 144 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,190 in the times you want the car 145 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:46,660 at. 146 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,220 I did this two weeks ago. I had 147 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:49,720 it for three hours. I was at a 148 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:50,800 meeting in Clane. 149 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:51,920 How much did that cost you? 150 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:53,100 It cost me 40 quid. 151 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:54,240 40 quid? 152 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:55,630 So the sum, but I had to extend 153 00:03:55,630 --> 00:03:56,910 it by an hour. No penalty to 154 00:03:56,910 --> 00:03:58,400 extend it by an hour either. 155 00:03:58,680 --> 00:03:59,450 So I turned to my wife and I 156 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:00,880 got home that evening and said, 157 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:01,680 you know what, Steph? 158 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:03,170 The second car in our house 159 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:04,790 this month, the month I do, 160 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:06,220 cost us 40 quid. 161 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:07,540 So what you're saying is, 162 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:09,040 instead of a second car, get a 163 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:09,620 go-car. 164 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:10,700 Sorry, this is going to get 165 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:11,560 calibrated here. 166 00:04:11,740 --> 00:04:12,480 Celebrate the census. 167 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:15,260 Big thank you. Big shout out to 168 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:16,940 Mr. CD player. 169 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:18,340 Thank you very much for the one 170 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:18,760 euro. 171 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:20,720 Dot IE. 172 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:22,340 Jointhefleet.com. 173 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:23,540 Jointhefleet.com. 174 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:25,770 Go-car, it's their car you're 175 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:26,500 using. 176 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:27,820 Jointhefleet.com. 177 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,200 Oh, you can put your car up. 178 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:30,400 Your car or you're using your 179 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:30,760 name. 180 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,840 What'd you look at someone from 181 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:32,880 the north side sitting in your 182 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:33,740 car and the smell of being 183 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:34,500 there for a week? 184 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,140 Someone from the north side. 185 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:38,600 Ivan Yates. 186 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,020 What'd you call it again? 187 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:40,580 Join the fleet. 188 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:41,580 With his racism. 189 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:42,320 Jointhefleet.com. 190 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:43,320 The other thing, when you get 191 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,360 rid of your second car, you've 192 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:45,380 got space in the driveway. 193 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:46,860 Ivan Racism. 194 00:04:47,860 --> 00:04:49,480 Ivan Racist Yates. 195 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:49,920 Park PMP. 196 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:50,840 What does that do for you? 197 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:51,660 You get to rent out your 198 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:52,180 driveway. 199 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:53,410 So if there's someone coming 200 00:04:53,410 --> 00:04:54,720 into the middle of town, you 201 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,330 get 50 quid a week or 100 quid 202 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:57,880 a week or whatever it might be. 203 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:58,960 That'll never catch on in June. 204 00:04:58,960 --> 00:04:59,360 Unlikely. 205 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:00,100 All right. 206 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:00,140 All right. 207 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:01,390 Have a stranger parked in your 208 00:05:01,390 --> 00:05:02,640 front car, front garden. 209 00:05:02,940 --> 00:05:03,080 Hmm. 210 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:03,760 Right. 211 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,360 My thanks to Bob Quinn, 212 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,320 consumer and financial commentator 213 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,700 and principal of the money 214 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:10,420 advisor, telling us all the 215 00:05:10,420 --> 00:05:11,910 benefits of the circular 216 00:05:11,910 --> 00:05:13,680 economy and how you should not 217 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,740 have two cars. 218 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,080 And how you should be maybe 219 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,210 thinking of getting rid of the 220 00:05:17,210 --> 00:05:17,560 car. 221 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:18,200 I don't know. 222 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:18,740 Text me. 223 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:20,000 5-3-1-0-6. 224 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:20,840 Do you agree? 225 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:22,040 Up next, we'll have the 226 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,620 business news, interesting 227 00:05:23,620 --> 00:05:24,620 statistics out. 228 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,000 How's it going, guys? 229 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:27,340 It's almost 6 o'clock. 230 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:28,880 It's almost 6 o'clock. 231 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:29,860 Welcome to the hard shoulder 232 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:30,960 with me, Connor Williams. 233 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,060 100% electric car that could 234 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:34,670 save your family thousands 235 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:35,540 every year. 236 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:36,500 Nissan. 237 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:38,260 Late night snake. 238 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:39,880 Back again. 239 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:41,600 The Pat Kenny Show. 240 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:42,600 Sponsored by Lacoste. 241 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,220 We go inside life for children 242 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:45,840 in the iron's core system. 243 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,100 We hear about the life of a 244 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:48,380 hostage negotiator. 245 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:49,860 We ask why Ireland's car market 246 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:50,780 is struggling. 247 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:52,360 And Jess Kelly has all the tech 248 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,420 news and advice. 249 00:05:54,260 --> 00:05:56,820 The Pat Kenny Show with MasterCard. 250 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,340 Tomorrow morning at 9. 251 00:05:58,700 --> 00:05:59,660 On Newstalk. 252 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,220 It's almost 6 o'clock. 253 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:04,650 Imagine carefree days by the 254 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:05,140 ocean. 255 00:06:05,540 --> 00:06:06,220 Days where you don't have to 256 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:07,220 worry about... 257 00:06:07,220 --> 00:06:08,840 Mr. Tickle, slush fund. 258 00:06:08,940 --> 00:06:10,020 Thank you very much. 259 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:11,980 Appreciate it. 260 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,640 Yeah, I've been away. 261 00:06:13,780 --> 00:06:14,800 Been away for a while. 262 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,240 Been doing a few corporates. 263 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,480 I was hired by Mercedes to do 264 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,720 the latest AMG adverts. 265 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,860 For their latest drift range. 266 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,630 Also, I've been embroiled in a 267 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:28,290 messy, protracted divorce with 268 00:06:28,290 --> 00:06:29,300 my wife. 269 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:30,960 DG, thank you very much for the 270 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:31,800 112. 271 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:34,250 Have you started a pension fund 272 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:34,840 yet? 273 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:36,160 It's never too early. 274 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:37,820 Check it out. 275 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:40,800 Yeah, as you may know, I don't 276 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,630 know if you were hanging around 277 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:44,100 during the last time I was 278 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:46,140 trying to get the gold trophy. 279 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:48,080 I was explaining to you the 280 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,280 situation, a messy situation 281 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,160 between me and my wife. 282 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,620 Who's, uh... 283 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:54,560 Who's, uh... 284 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,200 Just... 285 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,400 The divorce has just gone 286 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,400 through, guys. 287 00:06:58,260 --> 00:06:59,240 Really, uh... 288 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,320 Pleased that it's gone through. 289 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:01,120 Not be... 290 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,030 I'm not pleased that the 291 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:03,290 marriage has ended or anything, 292 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,700 but I am pleased that the... 293 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,810 Just the mess of the divorce 294 00:07:06,810 --> 00:07:08,980 has finally, uh... 295 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:11,540 Flittered away and filtered out. 296 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:13,130 Because it was beginning to 297 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:14,760 weigh heavily on my mind. 298 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,870 The divorce actually was sped 299 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:19,900 through thanks to the latest 300 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:21,040 referendum. 301 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:22,710 I don't know if you voted in 302 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:24,460 that, but if you did, it's 303 00:07:24,460 --> 00:07:26,330 thanks to you that my wife was 304 00:07:26,330 --> 00:07:28,060 able to divorce me as fast as 305 00:07:28,060 --> 00:07:29,680 she possibly could. 306 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,540 And, uh, now she's free to go 307 00:07:31,540 --> 00:07:33,500 on and marry Mr. Tickles. 308 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,820 The chimp who I, uh, purchased 309 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:38,140 for my son Arhar for his 15th 310 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:39,180 birthday. 311 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:41,200 Unfortunately, he muscled his 312 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,820 way in there while I was on a 313 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:44,640 business trip to Zurich. 314 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,640 And, uh... 315 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,960 Yeah, what can I say, you know? 316 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:50,860 He was a... 317 00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:52,860 He's a great pest, but I mean... 318 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:54,580 In the end, I bought... 319 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:56,660 I bought an Arhar, a monkey. 320 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:58,340 But it turned out that I'd 321 00:07:58,340 --> 00:08:00,340 actually bought him a fucking 322 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:01,020 snake. 323 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:04,100 An absolute snake behind my 324 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:05,060 back. 325 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,400 The neck of that chimp. 326 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:09,460 Real 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00:08:39,900 Slush fun. 345 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:42,460 Mr. Tickles will be very, very 346 00:08:42,460 --> 00:08:43,960 pleased that he's got somebody 347 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,880 thinking about him on my stream. 348 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:46,940 Repossessions. 349 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,020 What have you got for us? 350 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,260 Well, there's new figures out 351 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:50,360 from the court service. 352 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:51,980 Lower down the radio. 353 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:52,960 Sorry about that. 354 00:08:56,180 --> 00:08:57,540 Yeah, Mr. Tickles. 355 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,080 Tickletronics. 356 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,400 As I do call them now. 357 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,980 Off with my wife. 358 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:05,720 But fuck that. 359 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,500 Today's all about me. 360 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,570 And the quest for the silver 361 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:10,300 medal. 362 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,460 This is like Indiana Jones. 363 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,150 And the quest of the crystal 364 00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:15,760 skull. 365 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,060 Beardsman MEP. 366 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,160 Thank you very much. 367 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:28,160 Thank you very much, Beardsman. 368 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:29,780 You are some vulture fund. 369 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,580 Just make an amendment to this 370 00:09:33,580 --> 00:09:34,980 camera. 371 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:36,890 Just make the little eighth 372 00:09:36,890 --> 00:09:39,240 amendment there to the camera. 373 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:41,960 And then we're stuck in. 374 00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:43,240 We're locked in tight. 375 00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:45,030 For none other than another 376 00:09:45,030 --> 00:09:46,340 silver attempt. 377 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:47,940 At the trof. 378 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,700 The hallowed trof of Nürburgring. 379 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,040 Nordschleifer. 380 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,640 An amazing track. 381 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,240 It's almost six o'clock, guys. 382 00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:02,640 Thanks very much for tuning in. 383 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,380 Mr. CD player. 384 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,320 Thank you very much. 385 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,560 It was my birthday on Saturday. 386 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:13,560 And for it, my mates got me all 387 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,220 Konzo related gifts. 388 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:17,880 Including Grey Goose boosts. 389 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:18,820 Pop. 390 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,920 And cans of Sam Pellegrino. 391 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:21,680 Well, that's fucking. 392 00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:23,600 That's amazing to hear, CD. 393 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,020 It's great to hear that you 394 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:26,900 have one of the best birthdays. 395 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:28,920 At the weekend. 396 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,140 It's up there with actually. 397 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:34,960 My mate's zone at 41st. 398 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:36,380 Which we had. 399 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:37,990 Split between the Austrian 400 00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:39,200 Grand Prix there. 401 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:40,980 Last week. 402 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,320 And then the first week of Wimbledon 403 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:42,800 as well. 404 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:44,760 Strawberries and cream. 405 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,140 It's like a nightmare dream. 406 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,660 Turned into a nightmare. 407 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:50,840 More on that. 408 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:52,440 As and when we get it. 409 00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:53,500 And we do have it. 410 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:55,700 But let's try and get a. 411 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:58,380 Try and get Silverstone here. 412 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:00,180 Alicia. 413 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,900 I'm going to go automatic here. 414 00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:12,820 You might think that's a cop 415 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:13,700 out guys. 416 00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:14,560 But I don't care. 417 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:17,820 It's been a tough week. 418 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:19,820 I just can't. 419 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,280 Deal with the. 420 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,240 The coordination. 421 00:11:23,060 --> 00:11:23,900 Required. 422 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:29,540 To change gears manually. 423 00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:42,760 Let's do this. 424 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:49,120 Also. 425 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:51,340 Yates. 426 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,180 It's Yates or nothing. 427 00:11:53,180 --> 00:12:08,340 Sad news 428 00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:18,900 Bill Penny 429 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:41,900 Bill Penny is gone 430 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,780 A great man 431 00:12:44,780 --> 00:12:46,260 Gone 432 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:49,260 Unfortunately the Penny 433 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,260 Sadly dropped 434 00:12:51,260 --> 00:13:00,260 My fucking American love 435 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:13,010 Thanks Gavin thank you very 436 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:15,260 much 437 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:21,190 Thanks Gavin thank you very 438 00:13:21,190 --> 00:13:22,260 much 439 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:37,260 I do 440 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:44,260 Great stuff 441 00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:48,260 It's almost six o'clock guys 442 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:52,260 Finance 443 00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:54,260 Business 444 00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:56,260 Personal 445 00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:58,960 I challenge you to change from 446 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,640 using shaving foes and gels to 447 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,260 de facto shaving 448 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,300 De facto shaving great company 449 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,260 great razors 450 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:09,260 Pure oils 451 00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:12,330 And with de facto there's no raking 452 00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,260 the planet with aluminium cans 453 00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:16,250 by de facto directly from defactoshave.com 454 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:21,090 and from selected pharmacies D 455 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,320 E F A C T O de facto the best 456 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,260 anyone can get 457 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:31,260 It's almost six o'clock 458 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:34,260 Herbie frog 459 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:34,780 Frog! 460 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:49,040 John Taylor.ie! 461 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,960 Jesus Christ! 462 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,520 Senator. 463 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,160 Nordan. 464 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,360 Great friends with Nordan. 465 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,610 We were actually staying over 466 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:21,580 at Nordan's yesterday afternoon. 467 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,560 For the after goose sesh. 468 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,440 We were on a bit of, the rest 469 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,240 of us were on a bit of a goose 470 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:29,960 clap. 471 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,580 After the Wimbledon wall smashers. 472 00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:36,030 We were down and outside Serena 473 00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:38,590 Williams fucking Airbnb down in 474 00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:39,780 Wimbledox. 475 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,730 Don't want to give the precise, 476 00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:43,540 don't want to give the precise 477 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:45,330 location away because I don't 478 00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:46,420 want a Wimbledox service. 479 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:49,940 Needless to say we had a great 480 00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:50,640 night. 481 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,880 Myself, Nordan.ie! 482 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,600 I don't want to give the 483 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,080 precise location away. 484 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,600 And none other than Bill Cullen. 485 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:06,260 It's almost six o'clock. 486 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,820 I'll tell you more in a moment. 487 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,360 We're just building up to six o'clock. 488 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,600 Get ready with us, Ampel. 489 00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:14,260 Grade A office space. 490 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:15,460 Dublin Airport Central. 491 00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:16,940 Dublin Airport Central. 492 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:17,680 The Clayton. 493 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,380 Straight onto the M50 outside. 494 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,220 Take that loop all the way to 495 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,420 Cabin Teeley. 496 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,660 Drive it hard and fast. 497 00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:30,380 Driving range. 498 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:30,380 Driving range. 499 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:59,380 *Morning* 500 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:01,380 Eastbound! 501 00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:05,380 It's almost 6 o'clock guys! 502 00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:07,380 Get ready! 503 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:09,380 Fuck! 504 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:19,380 *Morning* 505 00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:21,380 It's almost 6 o'clock! 506 00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,380 San Pellegrino! 507 00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:25,380 You're almost 38! 508 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:27,380 Allianz! 509 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,380 It's almost 6 o'clock! 510 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,380 You're almost 38! 511 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:31,380 Network 2! 512 00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:33,380 Darkies! 513 00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:34,380 Network 2! 514 00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:35,380 Kalinez! 515 00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:37,380 What are ya? 516 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:38,380 Kill McCood! 517 00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:39,380 Have you got a pension yet? 518 00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:40,380 Sandiford! 519 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,380 Have you got a fucking plans? 520 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:42,380 Watch your dog! 521 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:43,380 Doider! 522 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:44,380 Blunt! 523 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,380 Booters Town! 524 00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:46,380 You're working now! 525 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:47,380 It's almost 6 o'clock! 526 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:48,380 Blackrock! 527 00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:49,380 Where are ya working now Joe? 528 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:51,380 Over C days! 529 00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,960 Please tell me you're working 530 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:53,380 Joe! 531 00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:55,380 Please tell me you're working! 532 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,020 I'm gonna get the money coming 533 00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:57,380 in! 534 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,180 I'm gonna get the money coming 535 00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:58,380 in! 536 00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,380 Second holiday hour! 537 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,380 I'm just coming 6 o'clock! 538 00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:04,380 You stop! 539 00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:05,380 Body in the boot! 540 00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:06,380 Body in the boot! 541 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:07,380 Today FM! 542 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:10,380 Rage rovers! 543 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,380 Mount! 544 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:13,380 Mount! 545 00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:14,380 Mount! 546 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:15,380 Surrey! 547 00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:16,380 Mount! 548 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,380 Mount! 549 00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:18,380 Mount! 550 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:19,380 Mount! 551 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:20,380 Mount! 552 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:21,380 We fucked it up! 553 00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:28,380 Welcome to 6 o'clock guys! 554 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:30,380 Bit low down there! 555 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:32,380 Low down and dirty! 556 00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:34,380 Let's move it up! 557 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,380 It's time to move it up! 558 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,380 Can't celebrate! 559 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,200 I just put pennies paper on a 560 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,380 new pension deal from Zurich! 561 00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:44,380 You should too John! 562 00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:47,380 God bless me and you! 563 00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,200 Killian William thank you very 564 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,380 much for the 420 my friend! 565 00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:56,380 Thank you very much! 566 00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:58,380 Konzo you look like a chimp! 567 00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:04,140 Konzo you look like a chimp-shaped 568 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,380 weight! 569 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,610 Has been lifted off your 570 00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:07,380 shoulders! 571 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,380 Now you're single and free! 572 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,100 A few of the Gonzags boys 573 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,380 getting an Airbnb in Krakow! 574 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:14,380 Krakow! 575 00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:15,380 For the weekend! 576 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:16,380 Are you interested? 577 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,380 Are you interested? 578 00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:18,380 Should be! 579 00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:22,380 Should be off the Rosigen scale! 580 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:24,380 Expect snow! 581 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,380 Expect snow showers! 582 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:28,380 In August! 583 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:29,380 August! 584 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:32,380 We gotta say Killian William! 585 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,380 You never fail to impress! 586 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:35,020 I'll definitely take you up on 587 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:35,380 that offer! 588 00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:36,690 I'll definitely take you up on 589 00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:37,380 that offer! 590 00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:39,380 Is there any room on the plane? 591 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:40,960 You're not flying Ryanair are 592 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:41,380 you? 593 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,380 Killian! 594 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:44,360 Please don't tell me you're 595 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,380 taking a Ryanair flight! 596 00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:47,380 Pfff! 597 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:49,690 You'd be as well getting on the 598 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,380 back of a fucking cattle truck! 599 00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:55,020 Strapping a pair of wings to a 600 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:57,380 fucking cattle truck! 601 00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,380 Cause that's all Ryanair is! 602 00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:00,380 Michael O'Leary! 603 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:01,380 He's a good guy! 604 00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:02,380 Great businessman! 605 00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:04,400 But you wouldn't get me on one 606 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,530 of those fucking things if you 607 00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:07,380 paid me! 608 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:14,380 Sounds like a sweet deal though! 609 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,380 Crack off! 610 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:18,380 Mmm! 611 00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:22,280 Rocking the blood orange today 612 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,380 guys! 613 00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,380 Aranciata Rasa! 614 00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:28,380 The bloody red orange! 615 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:31,380 The Italian soft drink! 616 00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:32,380 San Pellegrino! 617 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,700 Frankie Scone says I'm flying 618 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:36,380 Ryanair tomorrow! 619 00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:38,380 God bless you! 620 00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,380 I hope this year's a... 621 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:40,380 I hope you get through... 622 00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:41,380 I hope you make it through! 623 00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:43,380 Frankis Scones! 624 00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:46,380 It's almost 6 o'clock Frankis! 625 00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:48,380 In fact it actually is! 626 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:50,380 Enjoy the flight tomorrow! 627 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,380 If you dare! 628 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,380 Yeah Ryanair... 629 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,380 I mean... 630 00:20:58,380 --> 00:20:59,380 Unless you're... 631 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:00,040 You're gonna have to strap 632 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:00,750 yourself in with a couple of 633 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:01,380 mini vodka... 634 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:03,380 Maybe a mini couple of Smirnoffs! 635 00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:06,380 And uh... 636 00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:07,540 Maybe a Zani or two if you can 637 00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:08,710 get the doc to prescribe you 638 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:09,380 that shit! 639 00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:12,380 It's almost 6 o'clock! 640 00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:13,380 You okay? 641 00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:16,380 It's almost 6 o'clock! 642 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:17,380 Time to get down to your loco... 643 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:20,550 Thanks very much to the lonely 644 00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:21,380 donkey! 645 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,380 Does Wesker use Zurich? 646 00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:23,380 He does! 647 00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:24,380 Yeah! 648 00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:25,380 He has Zurich! 649 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:27,660 He was covered 360 degrees by 650 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:28,380 Zurich! 651 00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:30,140 But he wasn't anticipating the 652 00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:31,690 fucking blast to the back of 653 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,380 the head by Barry Burton! 654 00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:35,380 The end of the good scenario! 655 00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:36,380 Or... 656 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:37,080 I've just looked you like a 657 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:37,380 freak! 658 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,080 I've just looked you like a 659 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:38,380 freak! 660 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,380 Mike Tyson! 661 00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:41,380 Sarah Snake! 662 00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:42,380 You've been into a bank fraud! 663 00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:43,380 Thanks very much for that! 664 00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:44,380 The 333! 665 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,880 And a great shout out you gave 666 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,380 to Jordan B. Peterson! 667 00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:51,210 I was very, very impressed with 668 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,380 that yesterday! 669 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,900 For Tommy Schlug's rip-off of 670 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,380 my stream! 671 00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:58,380 Tommy Schlug doing his... 672 00:21:58,380 --> 00:21:59,550 He saw my stream and he's doing 673 00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:00,380 his own rip-off! 674 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:01,380 You're 38! 675 00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:02,380 Connor Donn... 676 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:03,380 Thank you very much! 677 00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:04,380 Connor Donn's... 678 00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,380 Tickle the apex with the Bridgestones! 679 00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:06,380 Or if you've got Firestone... 680 00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:09,380 Take it to the track! 681 00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:12,140 You may or may not know but my 682 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:15,380 Bridgestones are handmade! 683 00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:16,380 In Indonesia! 684 00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:17,380 By the... 685 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,380 The Rubberbundus! 686 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,380 From the village of Rubberstam! 687 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,040 It's actually a country next to 688 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:20,380 Indonesia! 689 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,380 I beg your pardon! 690 00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:25,090 take it to the track you may or 691 00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:26,670 may not know but my bridge 692 00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:29,990 stones are handmade in indonesia 693 00:22:29,990 --> 00:22:31,300 by the 694 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:35,740 the rubber bundus from the the 695 00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:39,900 village of rubber stamp it's 696 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:42,500 actually a country next to indonesia 697 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,160 i beg your pardon and uh 698 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,320 handmade i i went out there 699 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,910 actually to get them myself and 700 00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:53,540 overlook the 701 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,940 the mission courtesy of bridgestone 702 00:22:58,260 --> 00:22:59,450 bridgestone said connor we want 703 00:22:59,450 --> 00:23:02,590 you to drive our car your car 704 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,890 sorry with our tires around the 705 00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:05,700 nurburgring 706 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:08,170 every weekday most weekdays 707 00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:10,630 when you can and uh we want you 708 00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:13,300 to get the silver trophy i said 709 00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:14,580 look i 710 00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:16,010 i've used your tires in the 711 00:23:16,010 --> 00:23:16,580 past guys 712 00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:19,540 fuck this 713 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:21,870 i'm gonna change the camera 714 00:23:21,870 --> 00:23:24,300 angle it might actually help 715 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:25,460 out six o'clock 716 00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:31,460 i simply said look bridger your 717 00:23:31,460 --> 00:23:33,140 tires stink 718 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,270 what you gonna do about it 719 00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:39,520 asshole bridge stone was just 720 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,610 he was shook like he started 721 00:23:41,610 --> 00:23:42,340 shaking 722 00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:47,000 i said why are you quivering 723 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,260 bridge 724 00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:53,780 i said bridger 725 00:23:56,420 --> 00:23:57,750 got a case of the quivers there 726 00:23:57,750 --> 00:24:00,180 man he said look connor i'm 727 00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:02,980 sorry i apologize for quivering 728 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:07,000 i said it's too good man it's a 729 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,270 good job because i'm not gonna 730 00:24:09,270 --> 00:24:11,200 walk out of here with your 731 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:11,780 tires 732 00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:13,040 i want you to send me to the 733 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,740 factory where you assemble them 734 00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:19,950 turns out uh rubber bundu rub 735 00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:21,780 rubber stan 736 00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:23,800 a little vid village called the 737 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,660 rubber bundu village look at 738 00:24:25,660 --> 00:24:27,060 this guy in his coupe 739 00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:33,620 mutually assured destruction 740 00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:35,620 oh for fuck's sake 741 00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:38,380 we're just gonna take a warm-up 742 00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:40,900 lap guys nothing too hectic 743 00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:46,730 i said look man i want slicks 744 00:24:46,730 --> 00:24:48,820 he said you cannot use slicks 745 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:51,700 anymore they've been banished 746 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,220 by the world of motorsport 747 00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:55,190 because they're too dangerous i 748 00:24:55,190 --> 00:24:58,440 said fine give me one with two 749 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,140 slight grooves ribbed 750 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:05,370 ribbed for my pleasure it's 751 00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:08,550 almost six o'clock he said fine 752 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:11,450 what time do you want them i 753 00:25:11,450 --> 00:25:12,840 said now 754 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,430 i want them yesterday he says 755 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,980 you can't he said get me on the 756 00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:20,620 first flight you can't out to 757 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,410 fucking rubber bundu he says 758 00:25:22,410 --> 00:25:24,180 where are you now i said i'm in 759 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:26,220 cabin tealy with crystal swing 760 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:29,790 it was ma it was it was mama 761 00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:34,890 swings 51st last night what can 762 00:25:34,890 --> 00:25:39,310 i say we we all got hucklebooked 763 00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:40,600 on goose 764 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:45,730 he said listen connor i've an uber 765 00:25:45,730 --> 00:25:49,670 i've an uber x on the way to 766 00:25:49,670 --> 00:25:53,560 you now i said that's not good 767 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,900 enough it needs to be here 768 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:57,870 yesterday he says fine do you 769 00:25:57,870 --> 00:26:00,550 mind uber pooling i said 770 00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:04,320 fucking uber pool 771 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,440 from cabin tealy to swords 772 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:10,170 i guess i've got no choice learjet 773 00:26:10,170 --> 00:26:13,250 waiting for me on the tarmac 774 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:16,830 yeah i said yes connor no connor 775 00:26:16,830 --> 00:26:17,380 three 776 00:26:17,380 --> 00:26:19,610 bags full connor i said grand i'm 777 00:26:19,610 --> 00:26:21,530 gonna have two flight cases 778 00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:23,530 with me one with an electric 779 00:26:23,530 --> 00:26:24,060 guitar 780 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:27,350 and another one with a red raven 781 00:26:27,350 --> 00:26:28,140 camera 782 00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:31,070 another one with a red raven he 783 00:26:31,070 --> 00:26:34,130 said listen connor my priority 784 00:26:34,130 --> 00:26:36,680 is to get you is to get you to 785 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,900 dublin airport stat 786 00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:43,660 you have no time to be bringing 787 00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:48,240 a fucking guitar and a camera 788 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,660 with you 789 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660 i said look when i get out to 790 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660 rubber bundu i'm gonna have two 791 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660 flight cases with me on the 792 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660 other side 793 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660 and i'm gonna have two flight 794 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660 cases with me on the other side 795 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660 and i'm gonna have two flight 796 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660 cases with me on the other side 797 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:50,920 I said, listen, Connor, my 798 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,300 priority is to get you, is to 799 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:56,680 get you to Dublin Airport. 800 00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:57,700 Start. 801 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,060 You've no time to be bringing a 802 00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:02,230 fucking guitar and a camera 803 00:27:02,230 --> 00:27:03,240 with you. 804 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,840 I said, look, when I get out to 805 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,000 Rubberbundu, I'm going to teach 806 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,200 those little guys. 807 00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:13,020 I'm going to teach those little 808 00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:14,580 guys how to play guitar. 809 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,980 And then when that's done, I'm 810 00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:20,510 going to whip out the Red Raven 811 00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:22,840 and film what happened. 812 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:24,710 And then I'm going to come back 813 00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:26,280 and assemble the cut. 814 00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:28,420 A two-week edit session 815 00:27:28,420 --> 00:27:32,160 sponsored by Red Bull and Pellegrino. 816 00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:34,040 And you're going to fund the 817 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,060 rest of it, Bridgestone. 818 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,440 Do you hear me? 819 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:39,120 The neck of you. 820 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:40,820 He said, fine. 821 00:27:43,780 --> 00:27:44,940 He said, fine. 822 00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:45,980 It's almost six o'clock. 823 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,680 Uber pool arrives. 824 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,700 Uber pool guys. 825 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,800 And it's a fucking Prius. 826 00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:09,120 It's almost six o'clock. 827 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:09,620 Sorry there. 828 00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:12,090 Just remembering the Uber pool 829 00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:14,070 and the Prius made me feel 830 00:28:14,070 --> 00:28:15,500 fucking sick. 831 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:28,080 It was a fucking Prius. 832 00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:31,580 It's almost six o'clock. 833 00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:34,960 I'm sorry. 834 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:34,960 I'm sorry. 835 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:35,720 Sorry guys. 836 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:39,720 Just trying to... 837 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,900 Tears in my eyes. 838 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,520 Tears I had in my eyes when I 839 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,780 got inside the Prius. 840 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,180 The smell of the thing. 841 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,900 Krakow, boys. 842 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,860 Thank you very much. 843 00:28:58,020 --> 00:28:59,000 I'm sorry. 844 00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:02,680 Sorry, guys. 845 00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:05,020 Just trying to get things 846 00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:06,300 together. 847 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,720 Deadly Skull Mercedes. 848 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,320 Thank you. 849 00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,400 And Krakow, boys. 850 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,620 Exciting developments in the 851 00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:12,560 Mercedes. 852 00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:14,300 On the Mercedes front. 853 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,920 Stocks have gone up. 854 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,000 Cars have been sold. 855 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,950 And money has undoubtedly been 856 00:29:19,950 --> 00:29:20,520 made. 857 00:29:21,140 --> 00:29:22,180 Thanks for the support. 858 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,440 For the Merc brand. 859 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,180 Says Deadly Skull Mercedes. 860 00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:27,520 It's almost 6 o'clock. 861 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,890 Time to get down to your local 862 00:29:28,890 --> 00:29:29,600 Mercedes. 863 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,880 Thank you very much as well. 864 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,480 Sorry there, guys. 865 00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:35,400 Just going to have to start. 866 00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:40,160 A few technical gremlins, guys. 867 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,680 We'll get back on the horse and 868 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,080 ride this one to victory. 869 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,020 So I get inside the Uber pool. 870 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,180 I have a bit of an altercation 871 00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,880 with a taxi driver. 872 00:29:53,820 --> 00:29:55,260 Well, I told him to his face. 873 00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:56,000 I said, listen, man. 874 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,750 You're not a real taxi driver 875 00:29:57,750 --> 00:29:58,620 in my eyes. 876 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,910 I said, where's the room in the 877 00:30:03,910 --> 00:30:04,400 boot? 878 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,280 For the fucking strat. 879 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,140 I have an Eric Clapton cream 880 00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:13,300 pearl white Stratocaster. 881 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:15,180 Signed. 882 00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:17,840 And a red raven. 883 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:20,220 Camera. 884 00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:22,980 And a Sigma lens. 885 00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:24,700 Three Sigma lenses. 886 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:27,450 And you're telling me there's 887 00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:30,200 no room in the back of the Prius 888 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,320 for this? 889 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:33,960 Fuck it. 890 00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:35,320 You're going green. 891 00:30:36,180 --> 00:30:36,940 I'm going to fucking go green 892 00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:38,140 in a minute, man. 893 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,480 Like the Incredible Hulk. 894 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,670 So I said to the other guys, 895 00:30:42,670 --> 00:30:43,320 look. 896 00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:47,550 Can you get out here and wait 897 00:30:47,550 --> 00:30:49,460 for a cab? 898 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,300 I need room for all the gear. 899 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,100 So I turfed out the other guys. 900 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,560 Gave him 50 quid. 901 00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,240 And shook his hand and says, 902 00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:58,780 look. 903 00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:01,120 Next time you're here, call me 904 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:01,580 up. 905 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:02,780 Gave him a... 906 00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:04,180 Slipped him a business card. 907 00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:07,500 And a crisp, cool can of San Pellegrino. 908 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,370 Told him to wait for another 909 00:31:09,370 --> 00:31:09,900 cab. 910 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,720 We hit the M50. 911 00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:16,080 And he's snailing it. 912 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:18,840 Behind trucks and coaches. 913 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,450 I was saying to him, what the 914 00:31:22,450 --> 00:31:24,120 fuck are you doing, man? 915 00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:27,900 I'm in a bit of a goose cloud. 916 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,180 I need to get to Dublin Airport. 917 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:31,700 Start pronto. 918 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,380 But he's just not overtaken. 919 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:37,820 It's like me on the Frook's 920 00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:38,600 Road here. 921 00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:39,780 Look. 922 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,480 Just slowing down. 923 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,280 He was slowing down the whole 924 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:43,840 time. 925 00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:51,320 So I grabbed him by the neck. 926 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,600 And choked him. 927 00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:57,660 Lightly choked him. 928 00:31:58,700 --> 00:31:59,900 And said, look, mate. 929 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,280 Uber or no Uber. 930 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,480 Get me to the airplane now. 931 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:11,880 And he put the fuck down. 932 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,720 He put the fucking foot down 933 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,120 and lifted it, man. 934 00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:16,860 Because he was scared. 935 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:17,700 Yeah? 936 00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:20,320 Because he was scared. 937 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,440 We got out to swords anyway. 938 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,170 And we made it out there in 939 00:32:28,170 --> 00:32:30,580 great time after the throttle. 940 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,840 Let's just say after I throttled 941 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:33,400 him. 942 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:34,940 He throttled the fucking 943 00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:36,000 accelerator. 944 00:32:37,140 --> 00:32:38,060 Throttled the throttle. 945 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,320 And we ended up going at 946 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,320 lightning speed on the M50. 947 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,000 He must have got a ticket. 948 00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:46,290 Because his camera's all over 949 00:32:46,290 --> 00:32:46,940 the shop. 950 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,220 And in fact, he was so fast. 951 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,040 That we had 15 minutes to spare. 952 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,780 So I said, Uber driver. 953 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,700 Swing a ride into Ikea. 954 00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:02,600 I want to look at the futons. 955 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,760 It's almost six o'clock. 956 00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:07,460 So he did. 957 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,800 We made it in. 958 00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:13,000 He dropped me off the door. 959 00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:13,900 He left the engine running. 960 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:14,580 I said, wait. 961 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:14,960 Oi. 962 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:15,580 Oi. 963 00:33:15,820 --> 00:33:16,100 Oi. 964 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,200 Wait here. 965 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,360 Don't move. 966 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:20,660 Don't turn the engine off. 967 00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:21,840 Don't care if it's a hybrid. 968 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:22,900 I don't care about the 969 00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:23,760 environment. 970 00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:25,940 You're in my environment. 971 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,500 This is my world. 972 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,070 And you're living in my 973 00:33:29,070 --> 00:33:30,520 environment now. 974 00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:32,140 Carbon footprint. 975 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,180 I'll be leaving a carbon 976 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:34,860 footprint. 977 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:35,520 All right. 978 00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:37,920 On your fucking seats. 979 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:38,620 In a minute. 980 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,280 When I go and step in that dog 981 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,520 shit over there. 982 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:42,180 And come back. 983 00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:44,200 It's almost six o'clock. 984 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,080 So I went in. 985 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,080 Had a quick look. 986 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,600 Quick little peruse. 987 00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:50,400 At the futons. 988 00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:54,180 And wasn't anything there. 989 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,040 Anything new. 990 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:55,780 Anything special. 991 00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:57,960 I grabbed a trolley anyway. 992 00:33:58,100 --> 00:33:58,990 And I went as well to the 993 00:33:58,990 --> 00:34:00,300 little cafeteria there. 994 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:01,700 And got some Swedish meatballs. 995 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,740 A little cup. 996 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:06,580 With some milk in it. 997 00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:10,860 Just eased the goose cloud. 998 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,090 That I was feeling from last 999 00:34:13,090 --> 00:34:13,900 night. 1000 00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:18,460 The night before should I say. 1001 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,140 Tailspin. 1002 00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:21,140 Tailspin. 1003 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:21,540 No. 1004 00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:27,000 You got to understand people. 1005 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,390 That I was going through a 1006 00:34:28,390 --> 00:34:30,320 messy and protracted divorce. 1007 00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:32,200 Sponsored by Mercedes. 1008 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,200 With my wife. 1009 00:34:34,780 --> 00:34:36,380 Who had left me for a chimp. 1010 00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:39,620 An actual monkey. 1011 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,060 Which we had purchased. 1012 00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:42,620 Which we had purchased. 1013 00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:44,800 From a sanctuary. 1014 00:34:46,340 --> 00:34:47,320 For my son. 1015 00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:49,540 So I was super charged. 1016 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:52,440 All I could think about was futons. 1017 00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:56,700 But there was nothing there. 1018 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,130 Nothing there I hadn't seen 1019 00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:58,700 before. 1020 00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:00,220 Dot. 1021 00:35:00,220 --> 00:35:00,480 I. 1022 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:00,500 I. 1023 00:35:02,740 --> 00:35:03,500 Ended up going. 1024 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:04,820 Straight into the office wear 1025 00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:05,380 section. 1026 00:35:06,260 --> 00:35:07,560 And saw a beautiful. 1027 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,160 Beautiful. 1028 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:11,100 Standing desk. 1029 00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:13,380 With a crank attached to it. 1030 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,990 So that you had the option to 1031 00:35:14,990 --> 00:35:15,940 wind it down. 1032 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,240 It elevates. 1033 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:17,560 You know. 1034 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,100 You can sit down if you want. 1035 00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:21,040 Or you can stand up. 1036 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,660 When the going gets tough. 1037 00:35:24,180 --> 00:35:25,020 When I was. 1038 00:35:25,980 --> 00:35:27,080 Which I really needed. 1039 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:28,500 It came in handy as well. 1040 00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,300 Stuck it in the trolley. 1041 00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:31,230 And it's come in handy ever 1042 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:31,640 since. 1043 00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:31,940 You know. 1044 00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:32,340 I was. 1045 00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:33,800 When I was editing the. 1046 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,120 The phantom thread. 1047 00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:38,060 Principal photography. 1048 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,320 I was hired to do that. 1049 00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:41,180 And. 1050 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,500 I made a little rough cut. 1051 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,920 I was just drinking Sam Pell. 1052 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:47,920 After Sam Pell. 1053 00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:50,220 Premiere Pro. 1054 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,060 On one monitor. 1055 00:35:52,940 --> 00:35:53,540 Photoshop. 1056 00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:54,340 On another. 1057 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,960 I had a fucking MacBook Pro. 1058 00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:58,900 On a MacBook Pro. 1059 00:35:59,060 --> 00:35:59,600 Stand. 1060 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:00,260 Next to it. 1061 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,320 Which was just broadcasting. 1062 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,060 Live. 1063 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:04,760 Sports. 1064 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:06,900 Formula One. 1065 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:08,720 Highlights. 1066 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:10,700 And then. 1067 00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:12,560 On a little side handle. 1068 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:13,380 Side hatch. 1069 00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:14,900 I had a VR headset. 1070 00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:15,080 set. 1071 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:17,700 Which I would just. 1072 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:18,580 Simply put on. 1073 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:19,440 From time to time. 1074 00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:20,880 And just escape. 1075 00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:22,780 Into a world. 1076 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:23,480 Of vortex. 1077 00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:26,460 Of. 1078 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:28,740 Kind of like. 1079 00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:29,900 Sub glacial. 1080 00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:30,700 Scenery. 1081 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,180 Polar bears. 1082 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:35,560 Blue planet. 1083 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,320 Kind of stuff. 1084 00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:36,640 You know. 1085 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,240 Just plays. 1086 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:39,240 Just plays. 1087 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:39,240 Plays. 1088 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:39,360 Plays. 1089 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:39,780 Plays. 1090 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:40,280 Enya. 1091 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:42,940 Just. 1092 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:43,900 All of the stuff. 1093 00:36:44,060 --> 00:36:45,100 Those on my iPod. 1094 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:45,840 On my iPhone. 1095 00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:49,180 Tribe called Quest. 1096 00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:51,480 Crystal Swing. 1097 00:36:53,260 --> 00:36:54,680 Billy Eilish. 1098 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:58,240 And none other. 1099 00:36:58,740 --> 00:37:00,040 The Kendrick Lamar. 1100 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:01,060 And also. 1101 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:01,960 Bill Cullen's. 1102 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:02,660 Audiobook. 1103 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,320 How to get ahead. 1104 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,200 Crush people. 1105 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,420 101. 1106 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,520 Volume 2. 1107 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,780 Lecture 5. 1108 00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:16,820 Another great thing. 1109 00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:17,840 About the VR headset. 1110 00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:19,300 Is that I programmed it. 1111 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:19,560 To. 1112 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:23,480 Scan. 1113 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:24,140 As like. 1114 00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:24,640 Wi-Fi. 1115 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,400 Built into it. 1116 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:25,560 So. 1117 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,480 It plays like. 1118 00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:27,180 Slideshows. 1119 00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:28,060 Of Jordan B. 1120 00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:28,700 Peterson's. 1121 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:29,540 Face. 1122 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000 While I listen. 1123 00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,600 To 12 Rules for Life. 1124 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:34,280 By Jordan. 1125 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:34,680 J. 1126 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:34,960 B. 1127 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:35,380 P. 1128 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,280 It's almost. 1129 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,220 Six o'clock. 1130 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:39,240 Either that. 1131 00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:41,160 Or the Joe. 1132 00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:41,400 Ro. 1133 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:42,540 The Joe Rogan. 1134 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:43,020 Podcast. 1135 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:43,680 With J. 1136 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:43,940 B. 1137 00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:44,260 P. 1138 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,080 Or. 1139 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,380 The Jordan B. 1140 00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:47,440 Peterson Podcast. 1141 00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:49,280 With Joe Rogan. 1142 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,840 Two of the best podcasts. 1143 00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:54,260 About each other. 1144 00:37:54,660 --> 00:37:55,660 You've ever listened to. 1145 00:38:01,140 --> 00:38:03,460 Bit of a warm up lap guys. 1146 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,500 Bit of a warm up lap here. 1147 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,460 Great stuff. 1148 00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:14,500 Great stuff again. 1149 00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:17,240 Lovely bronze. 1150 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,240 Beautiful bronze. 1151 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,430 It's a sweet sweet sweet sweet 1152 00:38:21,430 --> 00:38:23,180 symphony of bronze. 1153 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:24,880 Heavenly bronze. 1154 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,120 Sponsored. 1155 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,920 By San Pellegrino. 1156 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:29,620 It's never too early. 1157 00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:31,160 It's almost six o'clock. 1158 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:32,420 Cool. 1159 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,080 Crisp. 1160 00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:35,520 Delicious taste. 1161 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,280 Unmistakably refreshing. 1162 00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:40,780 Unbelievably crisp. 1163 00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:40,900 Unbelievably crisp. 1164 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:41,780 Unbelievably crisp. 1165 00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:45,500 Oh yeah. 1166 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:47,930 Just a quick look at the pensions 1167 00:38:47,930 --> 00:38:50,520 and retirement by Zurich guys. 1168 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:52,550 Starting a pension is one of 1169 00:38:52,550 --> 00:38:54,750 the smartest decisions you can 1170 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:55,420 make. 1171 00:38:56,060 --> 00:38:57,540 It can help ensure a brighter, 1172 00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:58,820 better future. 1173 00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:00,960 To look forward to. 1174 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:01,740 You know this. 1175 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:02,660 I know this. 1176 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,560 We all know this. 1177 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,560 Eddie Jordan. 1178 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:05,910 I just put pen to paper on a 1179 00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:07,740 new pension deal from Zurich. 1180 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,060 You should too, John. 1181 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:09,780 Eddie Jordan. 1182 00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:10,700 Thank you very much. 1183 00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:13,680 The Jordanian family. 1184 00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:16,520 The Jordanian beast. 1185 00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:23,660 Thank you so much. 1186 00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:27,820 And Dan the Tan as well. 1187 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:29,700 Thanks very much. 1188 00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:30,960 Appreciate it. 1189 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:34,920 After the week I've had. 1190 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,260 Dan. 1191 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,600 You know me too well. 1192 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,600 Thanks very much. 1193 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:44,880 Cheers. 1194 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,680 Starting a pension is one of 1195 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,440 the smartest decisions you can 1196 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,300 make guys. 1197 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:53,440 Okay. 1198 00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:54,850 It can help you ensure a 1199 00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:56,640 brighter future for you. 1200 00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:58,000 Let's have a little look here 1201 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,300 at how to start your pension 1202 00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:00,840 just in case you're worried. 1203 00:40:02,180 --> 00:40:02,620 So. 1204 00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:04,160 You want to get your pension 1205 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:04,800 sorted. 1206 00:40:05,380 --> 00:40:06,100 But you don't know where to 1207 00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:06,600 start. 1208 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:07,480 Don't worry. 1209 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,480 Just takes a few steps to set 1210 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,640 up your financial future. 1211 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:13,100 And we're here to guide you 1212 00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:14,480 through the process. 1213 00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,410 On this page we'll show you how 1214 00:40:16,410 --> 00:40:17,620 to get the ball rolling. 1215 00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:19,540 So you can start your pension. 1216 00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:23,860 Sound advice. 1217 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,450 You're only ever going to get 1218 00:40:26,450 --> 00:40:27,700 sound advice from me. 1219 00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:29,560 Connor Williams. 1220 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,220 Former senior sales executive. 1221 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,260 Mercedes Ireland. 1222 00:40:33,260 --> 00:40:34,460 Partner at KPMG by the age of 1223 00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:35,400 23. 1224 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,440 Just Zurich acolyte. 1225 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:39,480 All day all night. 1226 00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:40,720 Key holder. 1227 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,220 For the Zurich broker. 1228 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,140 Out in Cabin Teeley. 1229 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,360 We're going to be holding a Zurich 1230 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,500 seance next week. 1231 00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:50,710 We're going to be summoning a 1232 00:40:50,710 --> 00:40:53,020 few superannuation ghosts of 1233 00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:54,040 the past. 1234 00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:57,480 And the great ghost god himself. 1235 00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:59,090 Nicky Lauda is going to come 1236 00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:01,120 down and give a seance special. 1237 00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:04,090 He's going to give you a 10 lap 1238 00:41:04,090 --> 00:41:05,640 drive through. 1239 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,220 Lap to lap. 1240 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,320 Back to back. 1241 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,060 How to get the most out of your 1242 00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:10,820 pension. 1243 00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:12,200 Your savings. 1244 00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:14,120 And of course your life. 1245 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,660 I miss Nicky man. 1246 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,620 I miss the Nickster. 1247 00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:28,520 Stevie Nicks. 1248 00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:34,020 He's gone you know. 1249 00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:35,580 He was a legend of the track. 1250 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,770 Many many many goose clouds we 1251 00:41:38,770 --> 00:41:40,600 had together. 1252 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,660 But it actually reminds me of. 1253 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:44,200 Senna. 1254 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,700 Senna will be there as well. 1255 00:41:45,780 --> 00:41:46,160 Red FM. 1256 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:48,940 We both got out our Fleetwood 1257 00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:50,260 Apple Mac. 1258 00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:53,060 and started fucking Logic Pro-ing. 1259 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,420 We had Logic Pro. 1260 00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:57,320 Nicky Lauda whipped out the 1261 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,600 fucking Zurich pension plan. 1262 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,260 And an Apple iPad Pro. 1263 00:42:04,060 --> 00:42:05,090 And starts cutting together a 1264 00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:06,440 fucking rough cut. 1265 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,560 Of me and him together. 1266 00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:13,380 I said Nickster. 1267 00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:15,150 Where the fuck did you get the 1268 00:42:15,150 --> 00:42:16,160 footage man? 1269 00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:18,120 He just said look. 1270 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,190 I've been filming you ever 1271 00:42:20,190 --> 00:42:21,300 since I met you Connor. 1272 00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:22,150 Because you're such a 1273 00:42:22,150 --> 00:42:23,360 fascinating individual. 1274 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,100 And specimen. 1275 00:42:25,140 --> 00:42:25,640 I said. 1276 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,000 Thanks very much. 1277 00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:29,420 Do you want a boost? 1278 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:30,420 Nicky. 1279 00:42:31,060 --> 00:42:32,080 He said yeah. 1280 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,080 I love chocolate. 1281 00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:36,520 I've never had a boost before. 1282 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,440 I said Nicky Lauda. 1283 00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:42,060 Racing great. 1284 00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:43,940 Racing legend. 1285 00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:44,040 And. 1286 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,520 Get ready for a taste sensation. 1287 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,060 Do you know who introduced me 1288 00:42:50,060 --> 00:42:51,160 to boost? 1289 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,080 None other than Bill Cullen. 1290 00:42:54,660 --> 00:42:55,900 This was back in the morrow 1291 00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:56,520 days. 1292 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,190 This was back in the morrow 1293 00:43:00,190 --> 00:43:01,420 days. 1294 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,820 I crunched into that fucking. 1295 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,540 Little brown beast. 1296 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:10,040 Thinking. 1297 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,580 I don't know what to expect. 1298 00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:14,860 At first. 1299 00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:17,040 Before the taste set in. 1300 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,490 I thought we were dealing with 1301 00:43:19,490 --> 00:43:21,920 a kind of Snickers rip off. 1302 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,600 That's what I thought. 1303 00:43:26,740 --> 00:43:28,120 I was like hang on a second. 1304 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,920 There's a crispy crunch. 1305 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,300 To this beast. 1306 00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:33,860 That isn't. 1307 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:34,600 That's not peanut. 1308 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:36,800 Peanut is soft. 1309 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:36,800 Soooft. 1310 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:36,800 Soooft. 1311 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:36,800 Soooft. 1312 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:37,800 Peanut is soft. 1313 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:37,800 Peanut is soft. 1314 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,800 Peanut is soft. 1315 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:39,800 Peanut is soft. 1316 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:39,800 Peanut is soft. 1317 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,800 Peanut is soft. 1318 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:41,800 Peanut is soft. 1319 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:42,540 Bill Cullen was like. 1320 00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:43,200 You're right. 1321 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,020 Give it another second or two. 1322 00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:47,660 On the taste bud. 1323 00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:48,820 I did. 1324 00:43:48,820 --> 00:43:48,860 I did. 1325 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:49,000 I did. 1326 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:49,420 I did. 1327 00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:49,800 I did. 1328 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,800 I did. 1329 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:50,800 I did. 1330 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:50,800 I did. 1331 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:50,800 I did. 1332 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:50,860 I did. 1333 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860 I did. 1334 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860 I did. 1335 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860 I did. 1336 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860 I did. 1337 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860 I did. 1338 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860 I did. 1339 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860 I did. 1340 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860 I did. 1341 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860 I did. 1342 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860 I did. 1343 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860 I did. 1344 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,960 I did. 1345 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,860 I did. 1346 00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:51,860 I did. 1347 00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:52,860 I did. 1348 00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:53,860 I did. 1349 00:43:53,860 --> 00:43:54,860 I did. 1350 00:43:54,860 --> 00:43:55,860 I did. 1351 00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:55,860 I did. 1352 00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:56,860 I did. 1353 00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:57,860 I did. 1354 00:43:57,860 --> 00:43:58,860 And then it hit me. 1355 00:43:58,860 --> 00:44:01,860 The biscuit dropped. 1356 00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:03,860 I was in biscuit heaven. 1357 00:44:03,860 --> 00:44:05,380 I was in biscuit heaven. 1358 00:44:05,380 --> 00:44:07,000 From that day. 1359 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,860 I was morrow, morrow, morrow. 1360 00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:11,710 Whenever I was behind the wheel 1361 00:44:11,710 --> 00:44:13,480 of the Merc on the M50. 1362 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,200 morrow, whenever I was editing 1363 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,480 a new movie. 1364 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,080 Oh my fucking iMac Pro. 1365 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,680 Dual, dual screen iMac Pros. 1366 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:24,880 VR headset. 1367 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,080 Cubase tutorial handstand. 1368 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,380 It's almost six o'clock. 1369 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,680 Just morrow, crunching morrow. 1370 00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:35,780 Couldn't stop. 1371 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,070 So I said to Nicky Lauda, get a 1372 00:44:40,070 --> 00:44:42,580 taste of this. 1373 00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:44,580 I just. 1374 00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:47,010 I unwrapped the boost and shoved 1375 00:44:47,010 --> 00:44:49,180 it in Nicky Lauda's mouth. 1376 00:44:51,180 --> 00:44:53,680 I crushed it into his face. 1377 00:44:56,580 --> 00:44:56,670 And he was just like, it was 1378 00:44:56,670 --> 00:44:58,920 kind of like this. 1379 00:45:00,220 --> 00:45:01,260 The banana, the banana was the 1380 00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:02,080 morrow. 1381 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:02,920 I was like. 1382 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:19,920 Just smeared. 1383 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,530 It smeared all over his upper 1384 00:45:21,530 --> 00:45:22,520 mouth and lip. 1385 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,520 And I said, Lauda. 1386 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,520 It's never too. 1387 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,520 It's never too early. 1388 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,930 To fucking get a boost stuffed 1389 00:45:29,930 --> 00:45:31,320 into your gob. 1390 00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:34,520 He said, that's a salt, Connor. 1391 00:45:35,220 --> 00:45:36,120 I said, I know. 1392 00:45:37,620 --> 00:45:38,130 But it's the tastiest assault 1393 00:45:38,130 --> 00:45:40,220 you've ever had, isn't it? 1394 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:41,660 And he said. 1395 00:45:42,820 --> 00:45:44,260 I'm ashamed to say it, Connor. 1396 00:45:44,820 --> 00:45:45,620 But it is. 1397 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,370 And that was fucking Nicky Lauda, 1398 00:45:49,370 --> 00:45:50,560 you know. 1399 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,320 He loved his chocolate bars. 1400 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:57,440 Whether you're self-employed or 1401 00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,660 the head of a company, we've 1402 00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:02,160 created a pension for your 1403 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,320 circumstances. 1404 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,320 See which pension is right for 1405 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:05,820 you. 1406 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:07,620 I think you should, John. 1407 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,020 I think you should. 1408 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:13,520 Oh. 1409 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,120 A few days later, the guardie 1410 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,920 were knocking on the door. 1411 00:46:23,820 --> 00:46:24,520 Mr. Williams? 1412 00:46:25,420 --> 00:46:25,820 Yes. 1413 00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:26,660 I said. 1414 00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:28,260 We're arresting you on 1415 00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:30,120 suspicion of assault. 1416 00:46:30,820 --> 00:46:32,750 I said, what the fuckabaloo is 1417 00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:33,520 this? 1418 00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:36,120 Do you know who I am? 1419 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,080 They said, yes. 1420 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,400 Because we just said you're Mr. 1421 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,450 Williams and you're under 1422 00:46:40,450 --> 00:46:41,000 arrest. 1423 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:41,820 I said, yeah. 1424 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,570 Connor Williams, former senior 1425 00:46:43,570 --> 00:46:45,040 sales executive of Mercedes 1426 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:45,720 Ireland. 1427 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,160 I said, we don't care. 1428 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,320 I said, what is this about? 1429 00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:52,120 I said, Nicky Lauda is charging 1430 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,240 you with assault. 1431 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:54,870 I said, he fucking loved that 1432 00:46:54,870 --> 00:46:55,880 chocolate bar. 1433 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:56,500 What are you on about? 1434 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,500 He fucking loved that, man. 1435 00:47:01,580 --> 00:47:02,540 Didn't matter anyway. 1436 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:03,800 I called the, uh, slister. 1437 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,300 It's almost six o'clock. 1438 00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:08,120 After two and a half hours. 1439 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:09,620 And done drum. 1440 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,060 I was free to go. 1441 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,540 Not before taking the numbers. 1442 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,010 The, the officers who arrested 1443 00:47:18,010 --> 00:47:18,440 me. 1444 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,140 I said, listen, lads. 1445 00:47:20,780 --> 00:47:22,130 You haven't heard the last of 1446 00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:22,580 me. 1447 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:25,620 So, uh. 1448 00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:28,080 We had to drop that. 1449 00:47:28,540 --> 00:47:29,520 I pursued a fucking legal 1450 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,280 action against those guys. 1451 00:47:31,380 --> 00:47:32,060 Had to drop it. 1452 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:33,750 Turns out they were well within 1453 00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:34,720 their rights. 1454 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,320 After what I'd done. 1455 00:47:38,540 --> 00:47:39,220 But, um. 1456 00:47:39,780 --> 00:47:41,120 Let's get back on the track. 1457 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,860 Thanks for joining us, guys. 1458 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,100 This is, uh. 1459 00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:52,380 Drive time with Connor Williams. 1460 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:53,700 I'm just back in the saddle. 1461 00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:55,200 Um. 1462 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,480 You may know me from. 1463 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,240 A lot of my sport gigs. 1464 00:47:58,320 --> 00:47:59,080 I do with RTE. 1465 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:00,680 Um. 1466 00:48:01,220 --> 00:48:02,180 A lot of you may have seen this 1467 00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:02,800 before. 1468 00:48:03,140 --> 00:48:04,260 Some of you may be new. 1469 00:48:04,420 --> 00:48:05,610 I do Formula One races with 1470 00:48:05,610 --> 00:48:06,460 them as well. 1471 00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:07,820 Um. 1472 00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:08,300 Some. 1473 00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:09,880 I've got some new stuff coming 1474 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:10,740 up this week. 1475 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,320 But, uh. 1476 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,620 From the back catalogue. 1477 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:14,720 Um. 1478 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:16,060 Here are a few highlight reels. 1479 00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:17,000 That I cut together. 1480 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,680 I not only do comms. 1481 00:48:18,780 --> 00:48:20,200 I do the editing as well. 1482 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:21,740 And send that and package it 1483 00:48:21,740 --> 00:48:22,500 off to RTE. 1484 00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:23,720 On Network 2. 1485 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:24,900 And I'll see you later. 1486 00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,610 There's something from the back 1487 00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:27,040 cart. 1488 00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:27,960 Live. 1489 00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:29,540 Welcome back, everybody, to the 1490 00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:30,890 opening Group F match between 1491 00:48:30,890 --> 00:48:32,100 USA and Thailand here. 1492 00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:33,420 The Women's World Cup on 1493 00:48:33,420 --> 00:48:34,300 Network 2. 1494 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:35,400 From France. 1495 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:36,510 And here's Uncle Sam's ladies 1496 00:48:36,510 --> 00:48:36,820 now. 1497 00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:37,940 It's the chip shot deluxe. 1498 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,260 And a precise header there from. 1499 00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:41,720 What? 1500 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,640 Don't know her name. 1501 00:48:43,860 --> 00:48:44,980 Chest sit down. 1502 00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:46,180 Great chest. 1503 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:47,300 What's she going to do here? 1504 00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:48,180 She has to pass it. 1505 00:48:48,220 --> 00:48:49,200 No, she's gone for college. 1506 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,000 She's scored. 1507 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,100 Two nil to the States. 1508 00:48:52,900 --> 00:48:54,520 Doubles the United States lead. 1509 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:55,660 What can the States do here? 1510 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:56,360 Terrible. 1511 00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:57,500 Bad control. 1512 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:58,520 Toe folk. 1513 00:48:58,920 --> 00:48:59,380 It's in. 1514 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,060 Three nil. 1515 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,940 Once, twice, three times a lady. 1516 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:03,560 The Yanks are just shooting 1517 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,880 fish in the barrel. 1518 00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:06,240 The Munch deflection in again. 1519 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:07,180 Four nil. 1520 00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:09,200 So embarrassing for the ties. 1521 00:49:10,620 --> 00:49:11,500 Chance to get a long flighty 1522 00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:12,740 one in here. 1523 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:13,020 Hitter. 1524 00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:13,900 Not good. 1525 00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:15,100 Bobbles again. 1526 00:49:15,220 --> 00:49:16,020 Bubble, bobble. 1527 00:49:16,260 --> 00:49:16,960 Child's play. 1528 00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:17,840 It's Fisher-Price. 1529 00:49:18,780 --> 00:49:19,520 She's got the drag. 1530 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:20,620 Step over the shimmy. 1531 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:21,500 The shambuzy. 1532 00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:22,420 Pulls the trigger. 1533 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:23,440 Shoots. 1534 00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:24,040 Misses. 1535 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,500 Someone's there to clean up the 1536 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:25,860 mess. 1537 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:27,560 Don't know her name. 1538 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:28,240 Well done. 1539 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,040 Okay now. 1540 00:49:29,220 --> 00:49:29,960 Six nil. 1541 00:49:30,220 --> 00:49:31,360 Can it get any worse? 1542 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:32,820 It can. 1543 00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:34,280 Seven nil. 1544 00:49:35,380 --> 00:49:36,460 Face on your lawn. 1545 00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:37,660 She should have jerked it up. 1546 00:49:38,460 --> 00:49:39,600 Seven nil, man. 1547 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:40,500 It can't. 1548 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:41,340 No way. 1549 00:49:41,780 --> 00:49:42,580 Yes way. 1550 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:43,460 Eight nil. 1551 00:49:43,540 --> 00:49:44,500 What a drubbing. 1552 00:49:44,820 --> 00:49:45,960 She scored the first one. 1553 00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:47,220 Ball comes in. 1554 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,480 It's so soft. 1555 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:48,480 It's so soft. 1556 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,480 It's so soft. 1557 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,920 Nine nil. 1558 00:49:52,460 --> 00:49:53,170 It's the softest one you're 1559 00:49:53,170 --> 00:49:54,120 ever going to see. 1560 00:49:54,380 --> 00:49:54,460 Can't. 1561 00:49:54,460 --> 00:49:55,460 Can't happen again. 1562 00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:56,520 You're bleeding. 1563 00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:57,180 Joking. 1564 00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:58,820 School boys stuff. 1565 00:49:59,000 --> 00:49:59,480 Or sorry. 1566 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:00,960 School girls. 1567 00:50:01,460 --> 00:50:02,280 Ball comes in. 1568 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,180 11 nil. 1569 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,160 The US are doing a Bangkok blitz 1570 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:08,740 on it. 1571 00:50:09,220 --> 00:50:09,880 Great women. 1572 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:10,880 Great control. 1573 00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:11,500 The flick. 1574 00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:13,680 Outside of the left boot. 1575 00:50:14,100 --> 00:50:15,280 Go home to Ireland. 1576 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:16,220 You're drunk. 1577 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:17,180 Asleep. 1578 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,080 They're all asleep. 1579 00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:19,440 It's so soft. 1580 00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,730 It's softer than the fucking 1581 00:50:20,730 --> 00:50:22,080 one I thought was softest. 1582 00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:24,430 That was the softest game I've 1583 00:50:24,430 --> 00:50:26,020 ever seen, man. 1584 00:50:26,100 --> 00:50:26,920 13 nil. 1585 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:31,400 Leprechaun. 1586 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,100 Leprechaun. 1587 00:50:33,820 --> 00:50:34,860 Leprechaun. 1588 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,540 Leprechaun. 1589 00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:38,220 Leprechaun. 1590 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:39,920 Leprechaun. 1591 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:40,720 Leprechaun. 1592 00:50:40,980 --> 00:50:41,620 Leprechaun. 1593 00:50:41,780 --> 00:50:42,480 Leprechaun. 1594 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:43,400 Leprechaun. 1595 00:50:43,620 --> 00:50:44,180 Leprechaun. 1596 00:50:44,420 --> 00:50:45,100 Leprechaun. 1597 00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:45,860 Leprechaun. 1598 00:50:46,100 --> 00:50:46,760 Leprechaun. 1599 00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:47,640 Leprechaun. 1600 00:50:47,820 --> 00:50:48,420 Leprechaun. 1601 00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:49,360 Leprechaun. 1602 00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:50,160 Leprechaun. 1603 00:50:50,220 --> 00:50:51,220 Who do you actually think you 1604 00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:51,540 are? 1605 00:50:51,540 --> 00:50:52,000 Leprechaun. 1606 00:50:52,180 --> 00:50:52,780 Leprechaun. 1607 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:53,720 Leprechaun. 1608 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:54,520 Leprechaun. 1609 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:55,580 Who do you actually think you 1610 00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:55,900 are? 1611 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,160 Leprechaun. 1612 00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,370 Who do you actually think you 1613 00:50:58,370 --> 00:50:58,700 are? 1614 00:50:59,080 --> 00:50:59,720 Leprechaun. 1615 00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:00,400 Leprechaun. 1616 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:01,360 Who do you actually think you 1617 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:01,620 are? 1618 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:02,280 Leprechaun. 1619 00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:05,640 Well, it's Leprechaun and here 1620 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:06,580 we go. 1621 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:07,930 70 laps ahead of us here for 1622 00:51:07,930 --> 00:51:09,050 the Canadian Grand Prix in 1623 00:51:09,050 --> 00:51:09,680 Montreal. 1624 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,060 It's a great start from Vettel 1625 00:51:11,060 --> 00:51:12,290 and from Hamilton too as he 1626 00:51:12,290 --> 00:51:13,620 goes into second place. 1627 00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,230 Straight ahead of Gasly and 1628 00:51:15,230 --> 00:51:16,910 Bottas too on the second turn 1629 00:51:16,910 --> 00:51:18,220 now on Network 2. 1630 00:51:18,220 --> 00:51:19,530 And Ludog Hamilton gets the 1631 00:51:19,530 --> 00:51:21,010 inside edge on turn 2 and he's 1632 00:51:21,010 --> 00:51:21,500 away. 1633 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,280 And Hulkenberg has started well. 1634 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,660 Maybe he's got ahead of Bottas. 1635 00:51:24,740 --> 00:51:25,940 His first step and Max Lando 1636 00:51:25,940 --> 00:51:27,220 both doing well and they're 1637 00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:27,680 away. 1638 00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,000 What an amazing start to the 1639 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:29,460 race. 1640 00:51:29,540 --> 00:51:30,880 Only a number 70 laps left. 1641 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,110 Got a little bit of a replay 1642 00:51:32,110 --> 00:51:33,880 here of Grosjean taking the gristle 1643 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:34,560 of the mill. 1644 00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:36,890 Some bozo spoil pipe went right 1645 00:51:36,890 --> 00:51:38,740 into his fucking face. 1646 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,320 Had to chuck that shit away. 1647 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,890 Now Lando Norris has got a 1648 00:51:42,890 --> 00:51:44,000 problem here. 1649 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,360 He's took an absolute chockadaloola 1650 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,060 Lulu on the side of his back 1651 00:51:48,060 --> 00:51:49,440 right wheel pipe. 1652 00:51:49,980 --> 00:51:51,250 One of the McLaren grease 1653 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:53,150 monkeys must have left a firecracker 1654 00:51:53,150 --> 00:51:54,640 in the tire or something. 1655 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:55,220 I don't know. 1656 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,140 Look at the state of them. 1657 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,170 Let's have a look at the replay 1658 00:51:58,170 --> 00:51:58,800 guys. 1659 00:51:59,180 --> 00:52:00,820 From Lando Norris on board 1660 00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:01,460 there. 1661 00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:02,630 Something happened on the 1662 00:52:02,630 --> 00:52:03,240 straight. 1663 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:04,600 Love function at the back. 1664 00:52:04,660 --> 00:52:05,240 Look at the halo. 1665 00:52:05,420 --> 00:52:06,960 Sponsored by Couchetard. 1666 00:52:07,540 --> 00:52:10,320 I know a few guys who work at Couchetard. 1667 00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:11,580 I'm actually going to be doing 1668 00:52:11,580 --> 00:52:12,540 a Tard set later on. 1669 00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:13,990 Bozo silver lining here Lando's 1670 00:52:13,990 --> 00:52:15,090 as you can bust out some of 1671 00:52:15,090 --> 00:52:16,280 that Canadian bacon. 1672 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,190 Fucking barbecue on the back of 1673 00:52:18,190 --> 00:52:19,040 your break. 1674 00:52:19,620 --> 00:52:20,460 Bit of maple syrup. 1675 00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:21,740 Scrumptious. 1676 00:52:22,420 --> 00:52:23,930 Bit of sexual overtake maneuvering 1677 00:52:23,930 --> 00:52:25,360 coming up here guys. 1678 00:52:25,460 --> 00:52:26,200 Magnussen in front. 1679 00:52:26,420 --> 00:52:28,440 Daphne Fiat behind. 1680 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,300 And look at this. 1681 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:30,500 Right on the big bender. 1682 00:52:30,860 --> 00:52:32,120 Juicy little overtake maneuver 1683 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:32,620 there. 1684 00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:33,980 You wouldn't see that on the M50. 1685 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,680 Then two minutes later Magnussen 1686 00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:36,890 having a fucking nightmare of a 1687 00:52:36,890 --> 00:52:37,240 day. 1688 00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:38,220 It's Sergio Perez. 1689 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,100 The Mexican dream pipe. 1690 00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,380 Does a little cheeky bender. 1691 00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:44,200 Right on his fucking halo. 1692 00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:45,880 We're still here. 1693 00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:47,160 Lap 32 with the battle of the 1694 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:47,520 age. 1695 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,960 Between Grosjean and Perez. 1696 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,440 Taking each other hard on the 1697 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:51,100 benders. 1698 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,540 Perez is racing point. 1699 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,520 Laying out Grosjean's Haas. 1700 00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:55,660 And clap clap clap. 1701 00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,500 From the team back in the juicer. 1702 00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:00,680 These two are going hard at it. 1703 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:01,380 Wheel to wheel. 1704 00:53:01,540 --> 00:53:02,240 Turn to turn. 1705 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,140 Laying each other out. 1706 00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:04,220 In fact I've never seen a 1707 00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:05,240 battle quite like it. 1708 00:53:05,260 --> 00:53:07,160 A real war of the buttons here. 1709 00:53:07,540 --> 00:53:08,840 On the curves and turns. 1710 00:53:09,340 --> 00:53:11,560 Two hardcore bender boys. 1711 00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:12,930 Really taking it hard to each 1712 00:53:12,930 --> 00:53:13,380 other. 1713 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,190 Now we're on board with Bottas 1714 00:53:15,190 --> 00:53:15,760 here. 1715 00:53:15,900 --> 00:53:17,220 As he's chasing Ricardo. 1716 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,680 Two fast men in fast cars. 1717 00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:20,780 Battling hard. 1718 00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:22,280 And network too. 1719 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,100 I just realized the Bottas. 1720 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,900 Is actually a portmanteau of 1721 00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:26,800 two words. 1722 00:53:27,340 --> 00:53:29,060 Which describe your hole. 1723 00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:30,380 Don't know what that means. 1724 00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:31,630 But you can do what you want 1725 00:53:31,630 --> 00:53:32,180 with it. 1726 00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:34,320 Lap 48 guys. 1727 00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:35,740 On board with Ludog Hamilton. 1728 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:36,520 Vettel's in front. 1729 00:53:36,620 --> 00:53:37,500 He's just gone on the grass. 1730 00:53:37,620 --> 00:53:37,860 Vettel. 1731 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:38,860 What can Ludog do here? 1732 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:39,360 Can he get in? 1733 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:39,660 No. 1734 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,700 Vettel manages to keep himself 1735 00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:42,540 in front. 1736 00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:43,600 But I'm not sure whether or not 1737 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:44,490 that's going to be deemed 1738 00:53:44,490 --> 00:53:45,640 dangerous driving there. 1739 00:53:45,860 --> 00:53:46,160 Yeah. 1740 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:47,340 There we can see time penalty. 1741 00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:49,540 Five seconds on Sebastian Vettel. 1742 00:53:49,940 --> 00:53:51,280 Who now has no time. 1743 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:52,520 To stick on the kettle. 1744 00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:53,910 Because the loopity-loo-banger 1745 00:53:53,910 --> 00:53:54,930 Hamilton's going to be hot on 1746 00:53:54,930 --> 00:53:55,300 him. 1747 00:53:56,260 --> 00:53:57,480 And sit down. 1748 00:53:57,620 --> 00:53:58,920 You Ferrari fanboys. 1749 00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:00,060 Mercedes are blocked. 1750 00:54:00,060 --> 00:54:01,780 There's Giancarlo Pussy Smeller 1751 00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:03,140 from fucking Ferrari. 1752 00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:03,980 He's gutted, man. 1753 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,040 About the five second penno. 1754 00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:07,990 Which has been imposed on his 1755 00:54:07,990 --> 00:54:08,520 team. 1756 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,540 For this maneuver here. 1757 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:11,220 Which happened. 1758 00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:12,580 Vettel there. 1759 00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:13,580 Went on the grass. 1760 00:54:13,660 --> 00:54:14,540 The grassy knoll. 1761 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:15,800 Why was it playtime? 1762 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,240 It's not picnic time, Seb. 1763 00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:18,480 Do you know what I mean? 1764 00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:19,940 Stay on the road. 1765 00:54:20,060 --> 00:54:20,860 Keep in your lane. 1766 00:54:21,100 --> 00:54:21,940 Preventing the loo dog from 1767 00:54:21,940 --> 00:54:22,620 getting through. 1768 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:23,360 Good luck. 1769 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:24,920 Five seconds, Gonzo. 1770 00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:25,780 Look at this. 1771 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,680 Do you know who I am? 1772 00:54:28,060 --> 00:54:29,300 I'm Lance Stroll. 1773 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,420 Let me take over. 1774 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:31,740 I need to take that. 1775 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:32,760 And that's... 1776 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,800 Is that his misses, G? 1777 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:35,610 Now we're coming into the last 1778 00:54:35,610 --> 00:54:37,520 strain here on Network 2. 1779 00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:38,690 As the top two have given us a 1780 00:54:38,690 --> 00:54:39,840 lot of entertainment. 1781 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:40,620 We've got Vettel. 1782 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,230 Who's going to take first in 1783 00:54:42,230 --> 00:54:42,960 the race. 1784 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:44,100 Hamilton second. 1785 00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:45,040 But you know what? 1786 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,000 Vettel's living in fantasy land. 1787 00:54:47,060 --> 00:54:47,940 He didn't come first. 1788 00:54:48,060 --> 00:54:49,550 Five second penalty means the 1789 00:54:49,550 --> 00:54:51,080 loop-banger has won yet. 1790 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,620 And I'm going to go live to loo 1791 00:54:52,620 --> 00:54:53,880 dog now and chat to him. 1792 00:54:54,060 --> 00:54:55,700 Nice work, loo dog. 1793 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,330 Fucking Mercedes all the way, 1794 00:54:57,330 --> 00:54:57,740 bro. 1795 00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:58,380 Well done. 1796 00:54:58,720 --> 00:54:59,500 That is not the way. 1797 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:00,790 Naturally, I want it to win, 1798 00:55:00,790 --> 00:55:02,140 but I would have been passed if 1799 00:55:02,140 --> 00:55:03,240 it wasn't for the wall there. 1800 00:55:03,460 --> 00:55:04,640 Fucking man, who cares? 1801 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:05,160 You won. 1802 00:55:05,340 --> 00:55:06,300 Bottle of great juice waiting 1803 00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:07,430 for you when you're done as 1804 00:55:07,430 --> 00:55:07,980 well, pal. 1805 00:55:08,460 --> 00:55:09,200 Don't mind Vettel. 1806 00:55:09,580 --> 00:55:10,900 Guy's a chance machine trying 1807 00:55:10,900 --> 00:55:12,530 to fucking switcheroo on the 1808 00:55:12,530 --> 00:55:13,460 old one too. 1809 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:14,060 Fucking man. 1810 00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:15,200 There we go with the standings 1811 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:15,800 of the race. 1812 00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:16,910 Loo dog consolidates his 1813 00:55:16,910 --> 00:55:18,020 position at the top of the 1814 00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:19,660 chart there with 25 points. 1815 00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:21,340 T-V2. 1816 00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:23,260 Fucking Charles Leclerc. 1817 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,460 Botox for strap on Ricardo. 1818 00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,690 Hulkenberg, Gasly, Stroll and Kouyad 1819 00:55:27,690 --> 00:55:28,740 in the top ten. 1820 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,610 Which is a great result from 1821 00:55:30,610 --> 00:55:31,940 Mercedes again. 1822 00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:34,600 Holding up at the top of that. 1823 00:55:35,220 --> 00:55:36,100 Bean sprout. 1824 00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,960 Bad day at the fucking office 1825 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,280 for Lando Norris. 1826 00:55:39,340 --> 00:55:40,430 Didn't finish because of some 1827 00:55:40,430 --> 00:55:41,740 malfunction with his brakes. 1828 00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:43,190 Some heads are going to have to 1829 00:55:43,190 --> 00:55:43,600 roll. 1830 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,220 Actually, no. 1831 00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:45,080 I'll go with McLaren. 1832 00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:46,280 I'm going to have words of him 1833 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:46,800 later on. 1834 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,320 Best luck and see us again for 1835 00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,160 more Formula One on Network Two. 1836 00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:52,440 It's almost six o'clock. 1837 00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:53,280 - Look. 1838 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,120 - Look. 1839 00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:54,960 - Look. 1840 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:55,800 - Look. 1841 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,640 - Look. 1842 00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:57,480 - Look. 1843 00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:27,460 I'm sorry. 1844 00:56:27,460 --> 00:56:28,140 Guys. 1845 00:56:29,540 --> 00:56:31,480 Technical gremlins, guys. 1846 00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:33,100 Yeah. 1847 00:56:34,340 --> 00:56:35,440 Technical gremlins. 1848 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:38,400 That's it. 1849 00:56:38,940 --> 00:56:40,400 No round of applause, no? 1850 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:45,760 You're good, aren't you? 1851 00:56:48,700 --> 00:56:51,740 More Formula One coming up this 1852 00:56:51,740 --> 00:56:53,360 week. 1853 00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:54,990 We've highlights from the 1854 00:56:54,990 --> 00:56:56,960 Austrian and the French GPs. 1855 00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:00,720 And a lot more stuff as well, 1856 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:02,360 you know. 1857 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,160 Just, I've been out and about. 1858 00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:05,410 I've been away from the edit 1859 00:57:05,410 --> 00:57:05,900 suite. 1860 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,140 The dual screens. 1861 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:08,940 I've only just got back to them 1862 00:57:08,940 --> 00:57:09,640 myself. 1863 00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,340 So I'm going to be cutting up 1864 00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:13,340 some tasty packages for RTE. 1865 00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:15,220 For Eurosport. 1866 00:57:15,860 --> 00:57:17,380 And for whoever else is 1867 00:57:17,380 --> 00:57:19,660 interested, like, you know. 1868 00:57:19,660 --> 00:57:22,830 Thanks for the claps in the 1869 00:57:22,830 --> 00:57:23,880 chat. 1870 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,060 You're good, aren't you? 1871 00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:29,880 Let's do a lap of London. 1872 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,840 Bruno, thank you very much. 1873 00:57:34,340 --> 00:57:35,400 Thank you very much. 1874 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:42,560 It's going to be a week of 1875 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,040 tennis. 1876 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,980 And the Tour de France. 1877 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:49,520 As we, uh... 1878 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,010 We'll do a little cozy lap 1879 00:57:51,010 --> 00:57:52,140 around London. 1880 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:53,350 It's the way it was the other 1881 00:57:53,350 --> 00:57:53,720 day. 1882 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:55,900 Smoldering Shamrock. 1883 00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:57,740 Thank you very much. 1884 00:57:58,360 --> 00:57:59,980 Smoldering Shamrock. 1885 00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:02,760 We spoke to Zurich yet. 1886 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,620 If not, why not? 1887 00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:05,330 We need to get out to the back 1888 00:58:05,330 --> 00:58:05,700 at stack. 1889 00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:07,280 It's almost six o'clock. 1890 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:08,200 Fast. 1891 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:08,300 Fast. 1892 00:58:12,860 --> 00:58:13,740 Luke Mooney. 1893 00:58:14,260 --> 00:58:15,420 I just spoke to your wife. 1894 00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:17,600 You've been the victim of bank 1895 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,360 fraud. 1896 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:19,100 I hope you're okay. 1897 00:58:19,260 --> 00:58:20,760 Thank you very much, Luke Mooney. 1898 00:58:21,180 --> 00:58:21,760 Moonus! 1899 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,630 We were over the first week of 1900 00:58:26,630 --> 00:58:28,560 Wimbledon, guys. 1901 00:58:28,740 --> 00:58:30,140 Courtesy of Mercedes and Grey 1902 00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:30,700 Goose. 1903 00:58:31,860 --> 00:58:34,490 As usual, Zonad was operating 1904 00:58:34,490 --> 00:58:37,620 the Grey Goose Lounge. 1905 00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:39,160 Connor Williams. 1906 00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:40,840 Courtesy of Connor Williams, 1907 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:41,260 too. 1908 00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:44,640 Little known fact, but I'm 1909 00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:48,020 actually a jazz musician as 1910 00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:49,140 well. 1911 00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:50,370 You might have guessed that 1912 00:58:50,370 --> 00:58:51,260 from the... 1913 00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:53,780 the reference to the Stratocaster 1914 00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:54,880 earlier on. 1915 00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,360 Victor Von Spookentoo. 1916 00:58:59,420 --> 00:59:00,280 Thank you very much. 1917 00:59:01,060 --> 00:59:02,360 So, we were over at Wimbledon. 1918 00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,680 Serena Williams had an Airbnb. 1919 00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:08,590 And Zonad was running the Grey 1920 00:59:08,590 --> 00:59:09,960 Goose Lounge. 1921 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,180 Outside the B&B itself. 1922 00:59:12,740 --> 00:59:14,170 And then inside for a fucking 1923 00:59:14,170 --> 00:59:14,960 VIP AAA. 1924 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:16,980 Access all areas. 1925 00:59:17,740 --> 00:59:18,460 Goose cloud. 1926 00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:19,840 Goose box. 1927 00:59:20,380 --> 00:59:20,840 Inside. 1928 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:21,060 Inside. 1929 00:59:21,860 --> 00:59:22,260 Inside. 1930 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:23,100 E-Flow. 1931 00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,460 Thank you very much, E-Flow. 1932 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,350 Serena Williams' E-Flow was 1933 00:59:28,350 --> 00:59:32,180 accommodating Zonad's goose box. 1934 00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:34,660 I brought all my vinyl around. 1935 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:36,480 And I was laying down a fucking 1936 00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:37,320 vinyl set. 1937 00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:39,600 We actually necked a few goosers 1938 00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,280 at around 1 a.m. 1939 00:59:42,220 --> 00:59:45,090 And I had a Grey Goose drip bag 1940 00:59:45,090 --> 00:59:47,740 rigged up to my temples. 1941 00:59:47,740 --> 00:59:52,190 And that was pumping Grey Goose 1942 00:59:52,190 --> 00:59:56,560 premium vodka into my head. 1943 00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:01,100 As I was spinning the vinyl. 1944 01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:02,170 I have to say it was the vinyl 1945 01:00:02,170 --> 01:00:02,800 countdown. 1946 01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:05,810 But Serena Williams was really, 1947 01:00:05,810 --> 01:00:09,360 really, really accommodating it. 1948 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:10,620 And she's such a sweetheart. 1949 01:00:11,620 --> 01:00:13,340 She's Serena Williams. 1950 01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:14,740 I gotta say. 1951 01:00:14,740 --> 01:00:17,480 She's a fucking sweetheart. 1952 01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:22,000 And she let us stay. 1953 01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:23,740 Crash as well, you know. 1954 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,250 And I had my Ivan Yates Mega 1955 01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:29,960 Mix soundscape. 1956 01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:31,950 Which sent Serena into an 1957 01:00:31,950 --> 01:00:33,800 absolute tailspin. 1958 01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,040 I was like, Serene. 1959 01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:37,940 You nearly fucking lost the run 1960 01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:39,660 of yourself in round two. 1961 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,200 It's almost six o'clock. 1962 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:43,410 But we had the rest of the 1963 01:00:43,410 --> 01:00:44,890 tennis world come back to the 1964 01:00:44,890 --> 01:00:46,120 apartment as well. 1965 01:00:47,100 --> 01:00:48,380 Even though it was an Airbnb. 1966 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:49,740 Somebody called the fucking 1967 01:00:49,740 --> 01:00:51,210 owners and said there was a sesh 1968 01:00:51,210 --> 01:00:51,860 going on. 1969 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,500 This is the most luxurious. 1970 01:00:55,660 --> 01:00:56,900 This was like A and B. 1971 01:00:57,700 --> 01:00:59,180 Airbnb gold. 1972 01:00:59,420 --> 01:01:00,280 Gold standard. 1973 01:01:01,060 --> 01:01:02,740 This is the top tier of Airbnb 1974 01:01:02,740 --> 01:01:05,400 that isn't available to the hoi 1975 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,420 polloi. 1976 01:01:08,860 --> 01:01:10,540 Only people like Serena. 1977 01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:11,880 Myself. 1978 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:13,380 Bill Cullen. 1979 01:01:14,340 --> 01:01:14,940 Zonad. 1980 01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:16,850 And none other than Eddie 1981 01:01:16,850 --> 01:01:17,680 Jordan. 1982 01:01:17,900 --> 01:01:19,660 Have access to the top tier of 1983 01:01:19,660 --> 01:01:20,460 Airbnb. 1984 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:22,140 Look at these guys here. 1985 01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:23,520 Some of my friends. 1986 01:01:24,860 --> 01:01:25,450 Who were over during the week 1987 01:01:25,450 --> 01:01:26,400 in London. 1988 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:28,340 They had to remain behind the 1989 01:01:28,340 --> 01:01:29,920 barricades though. 1990 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,480 Coincidentally, these same barricades 1991 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,320 that are used for the race. 1992 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,500 Are now used to stop potential 1993 01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:37,980 terrorist attacks. 1994 01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:39,800 On main thoroughfares. 1995 01:01:40,460 --> 01:01:41,550 And pedestrianized shopping 1996 01:01:41,550 --> 01:01:42,280 streets. 1997 01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:43,940 Such as Oxford Street. 1998 01:01:45,620 --> 01:01:47,400 And a great job they do too. 1999 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,500 I was playing jazz for the week 2000 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:54,720 in Wimbledon. 2001 01:01:54,780 --> 01:01:56,240 I wasn't doing any commentary. 2002 01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:57,360 So I don't have any Wimbledon 2003 01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:57,980 packages. 2004 01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,780 Thank you very much, Connor Donovan. 2005 01:02:00,380 --> 01:02:01,240 Any Ness and Almira. 2006 01:02:01,340 --> 01:02:02,060 Not today, Connor. 2007 01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:05,560 I'm in a little jazz trio. 2008 01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:07,840 I was playing there. 2009 01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:07,880 I was playing there. 2010 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:09,030 And we were playing the jazz 2011 01:02:09,030 --> 01:02:09,400 trio. 2012 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,260 Not at Serena's. 2013 01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:11,380 Because she's not into that. 2014 01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:12,840 That's why she was one in the 2015 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:13,400 DJ set. 2016 01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:14,060 The Goose Cloud. 2017 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:16,920 Thanks very much, Anonymous. 2018 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:18,620 Oisin. 2019 01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:19,100 Oisin. 2020 01:02:19,180 --> 01:02:19,520 Thank you. 2021 01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:20,860 Drive the bag out of her, 2022 01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:21,540 Francis. 2023 01:02:21,780 --> 01:02:23,960 Kill Maynum Wood for Junior. 2024 01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:25,860 And Nauber for relegation. 2025 01:02:26,260 --> 01:02:27,800 Put the Mercedes onto it. 2026 01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:28,780 I will. 2027 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:30,860 We were playing actually at the 2028 01:02:30,860 --> 01:02:32,600 Wimbledon enclosure. 2029 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:34,500 Just off of Henman Hill. 2030 01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:35,730 We were being paid in 2031 01:02:35,730 --> 01:02:37,350 strawberries, cream and 2032 01:02:37,350 --> 01:02:38,300 champagne. 2033 01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:39,830 Cowlou and Kim was there 2034 01:02:39,830 --> 01:02:40,900 conducting. 2035 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:43,480 And I think we might have a 2036 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,240 picture here of our little band 2037 01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:46,200 that we have. 2038 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,740 Let me have a look. 2039 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,280 I don't know if we can put this 2040 01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:50,660 in. 2041 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:52,540 There we go. 2042 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:53,980 There's me. 2043 01:02:54,700 --> 01:02:55,180 No, no. 2044 01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:00,720 There we go. 2045 01:03:01,340 --> 01:03:02,980 You're a good buddy. 2046 01:03:03,220 --> 01:03:04,400 Thank you very much, Dan. 2047 01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:06,240 You're a good buddy there, 2048 01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,100 Connor Williams on bass. 2049 01:03:09,060 --> 01:03:10,200 Jordan B. Peterson. 2050 01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,680 Twanging that banj. 2051 01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:15,380 All over the gaff. 2052 01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:18,680 And then, of course, none of 2053 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:19,620 her. 2054 01:03:21,860 --> 01:03:24,580 Jordan B. J.B.P. on banj. 2055 01:03:25,940 --> 01:03:27,980 Myself on double bass. 2056 01:03:30,180 --> 01:03:32,520 And none of her. 2057 01:03:33,820 --> 01:03:36,100 Then Eddie Jordan on sacks. 2058 01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:38,780 And boy, oh boy. 2059 01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:41,260 Can that man blow pipe. 2060 01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:43,120 The blow. 2061 01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:45,360 We call him the blow poke. 2062 01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:47,560 It's a win. 2063 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:48,980 He had to fucking. 2064 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:49,700 He had a break. 2065 01:03:49,820 --> 01:03:51,140 Eddie Jordan had a breakdown. 2066 01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:52,680 Because 20 minutes before the 2067 01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:53,040 gig. 2068 01:03:53,380 --> 01:03:54,640 He had the wrong read. 2069 01:03:56,980 --> 01:03:57,890 We had to go down to a music 2070 01:03:57,890 --> 01:03:59,020 shop. 2071 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,440 Reminiscent of that episode of 2072 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:01,240 The Simpsons. 2073 01:04:03,940 --> 01:04:05,640 But I saw a man. 2074 01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,640 So smooth. 2075 01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:08,220 So smooth. 2076 01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:11,040 And there's me. 2077 01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:14,060 Lovely little ring there on the 2078 01:04:14,060 --> 01:04:15,140 pinkus. 2079 01:04:15,340 --> 01:04:17,160 The pinkus dinkus, I call it. 2080 01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:19,200 The pinkus dinkus. 2081 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,780 With a lovely gold ring there. 2082 01:04:22,140 --> 01:04:22,740 Sovereign. 2083 01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:24,900 Sovereign Yates. 2084 01:04:24,900 --> 01:04:26,760 I got that. 2085 01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:28,840 Sovereign Yates is going away gaff. 2086 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,040 I'm a bit pale. 2087 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,340 But I might look a bit pale. 2088 01:04:35,740 --> 01:04:36,570 But when I'm put up against 2089 01:04:36,570 --> 01:04:37,400 Eddie Jordan. 2090 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:38,160 There's no. 2091 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,260 I will pale in comparison. 2092 01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:40,960 Why? 2093 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:42,760 Because Jordan's on the tanning 2094 01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:43,280 beds. 2095 01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:44,640 24-7. 2096 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:46,780 And you ring the Jordanian 2097 01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:48,000 family man. 2098 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,100 He's on that bed. 2099 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,730 He used to have an account with 2100 01:04:52,730 --> 01:04:54,340 blockbusters. 2101 01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:57,220 I go, you mad into the movies, 2102 01:04:57,220 --> 01:04:57,780 Jord? 2103 01:04:58,800 --> 01:04:59,520 I say, no. 2104 01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:01,500 I just go in there to top up. 2105 01:05:01,780 --> 01:05:02,720 Ten minutes a day. 2106 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:03,600 That's all I need. 2107 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:04,320 UV. 2108 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:10,480 Look at that base. 2109 01:05:11,580 --> 01:05:12,280 So sweet. 2110 01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:13,740 Look at Eddie's shoes. 2111 01:05:14,940 --> 01:05:16,560 Pure craft shoes. 2112 01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:20,380 I was getting on to Eddie. 2113 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,520 I was like, will you not wear 2114 01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:22,360 the spots too? 2115 01:05:23,380 --> 01:05:24,100 He says, no. 2116 01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:25,540 This isn't the kind of gig. 2117 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:26,450 This isn't the time or the 2118 01:05:26,450 --> 01:05:27,000 place for it. 2119 01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:30,180 And then you've Jordan B. 2120 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,360 The banjo extremer. 2121 01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,040 The fucking sweet little creamer. 2122 01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:37,440 The banjo dreamster. 2123 01:05:40,220 --> 01:05:41,740 He's going for the rustic look. 2124 01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,490 I think he was actually dressed 2125 01:05:43,490 --> 01:05:44,440 by Paul Galvin. 2126 01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,610 That was Paul Galvin's latest 2127 01:05:48,610 --> 01:05:50,400 Dunn's stores range. 2128 01:05:50,540 --> 01:05:54,540 Simply called Clean Your Blues. 2129 01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:57,660 And that's what we called the 2130 01:05:57,660 --> 01:05:58,740 album. 2131 01:06:00,380 --> 01:06:01,540 Said to Paul Galvin, man. 2132 01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:02,860 Love the clothes, buddy. 2133 01:06:03,580 --> 01:06:04,940 Love what you're doing in Dunn's. 2134 01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:08,380 Can you fit fucking Jordan B up? 2135 01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:09,530 Can you spruce him up for the 2136 01:06:09,530 --> 01:06:09,860 gig? 2137 01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:11,620 Because he doesn't have any 2138 01:06:11,620 --> 01:06:12,820 fashion sense. 2139 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:15,950 So, yeah, he said, this is a 2140 01:06:15,950 --> 01:06:17,610 piece I like to call Clean Your 2141 01:06:17,610 --> 01:06:18,280 Blues. 2142 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,440 I can't do the Kerry accent. 2143 01:06:22,940 --> 01:06:25,020 But it was kind of like, yeah, 2144 01:06:25,020 --> 01:06:27,840 boy, here's Clean Your Blues. 2145 01:06:29,740 --> 01:06:31,060 That's my, you know, look, I'll 2146 01:06:31,060 --> 01:06:32,920 hold my hands up. 2147 01:06:33,100 --> 01:06:34,000 I can't do accents. 2148 01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,320 It's almost six o'clock. 2149 01:06:36,820 --> 01:06:38,020 So that's what we called the 2150 01:06:38,020 --> 01:06:38,800 album anyway. 2151 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:43,080 And we do a few songs. 2152 01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:45,450 We played at Wimbledon outside 2153 01:06:45,450 --> 01:06:48,020 Hemman Hill for all the Brits. 2154 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,340 And they loved it. 2155 01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,380 They went wild for it. 2156 01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:53,060 Tenderly. 2157 01:06:55,340 --> 01:06:55,520 Standards like Tenderly and 2158 01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:58,140 fucking When I Fall in Love. 2159 01:06:58,540 --> 01:07:00,560 And then some originals as well, 2160 01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:02,140 like Waltz for Normie. 2161 01:07:03,300 --> 01:07:04,220 And Goose Cloud, which is an 2162 01:07:04,220 --> 01:07:06,700 experimental jazz fusion number 2163 01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:07,880 I like to do. 2164 01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,670 It's just a ten minute bass 2165 01:07:09,670 --> 01:07:11,600 solo while the lads go off for 2166 01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:12,280 fags. 2167 01:07:14,660 --> 01:07:16,820 And Jordan Peterson plays Clean 2168 01:07:16,820 --> 01:07:17,740 Your Blues. 2169 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:19,860 He just came up with that bass 2170 01:07:19,860 --> 01:07:20,500 done. 2171 01:07:22,460 --> 01:07:24,140 Paul Galvin's fashion line. 2172 01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:28,580 Many, many more. 2173 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:30,530 But, yeah, that's another story 2174 01:07:30,530 --> 01:07:31,720 for another day. 2175 01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:33,560 That's us anyway. 2176 01:07:33,660 --> 01:07:34,640 We're called Three Way. 2177 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:36,730 And we're available for gigs, 2178 01:07:36,730 --> 01:07:38,460 parties, birthdays. 2179 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:40,140 You name it. 2180 01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:40,880 We'll play it. 2181 01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:42,020 There's not much we won't play. 2182 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,040 But there is actually quite a 2183 01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:46,900 lot we won't play, to be honest. 2184 01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:48,380 We scrutinize who you are. 2185 01:07:48,540 --> 01:07:49,570 We need to vet you and make 2186 01:07:49,570 --> 01:07:51,080 sure you're up to standard. 2187 01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:58,980 But it was a great night. 2188 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:00,660 Great week as well. 2189 01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:03,730 I was doing tickets at the 2190 01:08:03,730 --> 01:08:07,530 front door of Serena Williams' 2191 01:08:07,530 --> 01:08:08,920 Airbnb. 2192 01:08:12,460 --> 01:08:13,880 Letting people in. 2193 01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:14,120 Letting people in. 2194 01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:16,990 Surprisingly enough, quite a 2195 01:08:16,990 --> 01:08:19,740 few of the tennis elite rocked 2196 01:08:19,740 --> 01:08:21,040 up as well. 2197 01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:23,900 But I wasn't going to just let 2198 01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:26,680 them go through handily. 2199 01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:27,240 Like, you know. 2200 01:08:27,460 --> 01:08:28,640 And Rafa Nadal. 2201 01:08:29,460 --> 01:08:31,400 Thinking he fucking owns the gaff. 2202 01:08:34,820 --> 01:08:34,970 I was like, you're not getting 2203 01:08:34,970 --> 01:08:36,560 in, Rafa. 2204 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:37,620 You've no pass. 2205 01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:39,120 Rafter. 2206 01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:42,220 Who the fuck are you, man? 2207 01:08:42,460 --> 01:08:44,040 It's almost six o'clock. 2208 01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:45,120 And of course, 2209 01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:50,150 I had addressed him as Rafa and 2210 01:08:50,150 --> 01:08:51,100 Rafter, 2211 01:08:51,100 --> 01:08:52,650 so it was obvious that I did 2212 01:08:52,650 --> 01:08:54,040 know him, you know? 2213 01:08:54,740 --> 01:08:56,290 Sometimes, bit of a power move, 2214 01:08:56,290 --> 01:08:56,900 guys. 2215 01:08:58,260 --> 01:08:59,150 If you ever want to appear 2216 01:08:59,150 --> 01:09:01,780 above everyone in society, 2217 01:09:02,660 --> 01:09:04,140 just pretend you don't know 2218 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:04,900 them. 2219 01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:07,280 Even when you do, 2220 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:09,980 pretend you don't. 2221 01:09:11,420 --> 01:09:12,990 Because you don't want to give 2222 01:09:12,990 --> 01:09:14,140 Rafa Nadal 2223 01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:16,000 a fucking bigger head than he 2224 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,780 already has, you know? 2225 01:09:17,780 --> 01:09:19,440 It's almost six o'clock. 2226 01:09:24,580 --> 01:09:25,740 I said, Rafter, 2227 01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:27,900 where the fuck are you going, 2228 01:09:27,900 --> 01:09:28,460 man? 2229 01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:29,680 He's like, 2230 01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:30,140 K? 2231 01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:31,600 I was like, 2232 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:32,580 K-what? 2233 01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:34,900 He said, 2234 01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:35,400 K? 2235 01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,740 It's almost six o'clock. 2236 01:09:38,260 --> 01:09:39,080 K, indeed. 2237 01:09:40,140 --> 01:09:41,040 Fucking go on. 2238 01:09:41,380 --> 01:09:42,080 You can go in. 2239 01:09:45,420 --> 01:09:45,960 But don't go anywhere near the 2240 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:47,940 goose strip. 2241 01:09:48,020 --> 01:09:48,660 That's mine. 2242 01:09:50,460 --> 01:09:51,780 We kept crashing as well. 2243 01:09:52,860 --> 01:09:54,260 Faith Johnson, thanks very much. 2244 01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:09,760 Yeah. 2245 01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,160 Serena was there as well. 2246 01:10:12,380 --> 01:10:13,720 The consummate professional 2247 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:14,500 that she is. 2248 01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:19,020 Brian's Wines, Rathmines. 2249 01:10:25,740 --> 01:10:27,570 The consumer professional at 2250 01:10:27,570 --> 01:10:28,440 Serena is. 2251 01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:30,360 She came down, she said, look, 2252 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:30,700 Connor. 2253 01:10:32,660 --> 01:10:33,620 He's just the world number 2254 01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:34,720 three. 2255 01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:37,890 He doesn't know anything about 2256 01:10:37,890 --> 01:10:40,160 Mercedes or Goose. 2257 01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,000 He's not a gooser like you. 2258 01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:43,600 I said, okay. 2259 01:10:44,220 --> 01:10:45,140 Let him in. 2260 01:10:45,540 --> 01:10:47,690 You can go in, Nadal, but I've 2261 01:10:47,690 --> 01:10:49,200 got my eyes on you. 2262 01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:52,200 And, uh... 2263 01:10:55,580 --> 01:10:58,300 Yeah, she can handle the crowd. 2264 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:00,500 And Serena, thank you very much, 2265 01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:01,700 Faith Johnson. 2266 01:11:02,020 --> 01:11:02,930 I know Brian's Wines, by the 2267 01:11:02,930 --> 01:11:03,280 way. 2268 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:04,340 She can handle the crowd. 2269 01:11:04,860 --> 01:11:06,090 She's always displayed the 2270 01:11:06,090 --> 01:11:07,280 utmost integrity 2271 01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:10,200 as a tennis player as well. 2272 01:11:11,060 --> 01:11:13,260 Never crumbles or gets flustered, 2273 01:11:13,700 --> 01:11:15,580 even when she's in the wrong. 2274 01:11:16,700 --> 01:11:18,220 I'll always remember that time. 2275 01:11:18,860 --> 01:11:21,790 She stood up as the role model 2276 01:11:21,790 --> 01:11:23,560 for all female sports women out 2277 01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:24,160 there. 2278 01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:25,770 And, you know, all the girls 2279 01:11:25,770 --> 01:11:27,240 growing up wanting to be tennis 2280 01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:27,780 stars. 2281 01:11:28,020 --> 01:11:30,220 Watching her in the U.S. Open. 2282 01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:32,260 Uh, it was a semi-final or 2283 01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:33,040 something. 2284 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:34,680 When she... 2285 01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:35,980 There was a... 2286 01:11:35,980 --> 01:11:37,180 There was a duff call. 2287 01:11:40,180 --> 01:11:41,780 It was a legitimate call, but 2288 01:11:41,780 --> 01:11:43,160 she thought it was duff. 2289 01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:43,900 God bless her. 2290 01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:45,640 And she went over to that line 2291 01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:46,060 judge. 2292 01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:48,260 And coolly and calmly said to 2293 01:11:48,260 --> 01:11:49,000 her... 2294 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:52,400 If you shout out again, I'll 2295 01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:53,780 shove that f... 2296 01:11:53,780 --> 01:11:54,920 I'll shove this fucking ball 2297 01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:55,780 down your throat. 2298 01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:58,430 You know, that's the kind of 2299 01:11:58,430 --> 01:11:59,200 stoic... 2300 01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:01,940 It's almost six o'clock. 2301 01:12:01,940 --> 01:12:02,540 Dignity. 2302 01:12:02,980 --> 01:12:04,770 That we don't see anymore in 2303 01:12:04,770 --> 01:12:05,600 sport. 2304 01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:07,560 And what we need to see more of. 2305 01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:10,200 And I loved as well... 2306 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,080 When she was being... 2307 01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:13,640 Serena, the consummate 2308 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:14,780 professional. 2309 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,940 Was being beaten in the final 2310 01:12:16,940 --> 01:12:18,340 by Naomi Osaka. 2311 01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:20,960 The U.S. Open. 2312 01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:24,800 And, uh... 2313 01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:29,720 She went over to the umpire. 2314 01:12:31,780 --> 01:12:33,220 And just started saying, 2315 01:12:33,340 --> 01:12:34,020 I'm a mother. 2316 01:12:34,740 --> 01:12:35,700 I'm a mother. 2317 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:37,640 And I'd never cheat. 2318 01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:40,560 It's almost six o'clock. 2319 01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:41,360 I thought it was great. 2320 01:12:42,020 --> 01:12:43,800 And it really showed, again... 2321 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:46,460 Stoicism and adversity. 2322 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:48,500 In the face of all. 2323 01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:50,460 Uh... 2324 01:12:50,460 --> 01:12:50,840 No, sorry. 2325 01:12:50,940 --> 01:12:52,470 Stoicism in the face of all 2326 01:12:52,470 --> 01:12:53,420 adversity. 2327 01:12:54,380 --> 01:12:55,440 And adversity. 2328 01:12:55,820 --> 01:12:57,780 In the face of stoicism. 2329 01:12:58,900 --> 01:13:01,100 The stoic nature of that umpire. 2330 01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:05,180 And the adversicarius flame 2331 01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:06,920 housery. 2332 01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:09,400 Of Serena S. Williams. 2333 01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:12,420 But, uh... 2334 01:13:12,420 --> 01:13:13,620 She's still in it, anyway. 2335 01:13:13,980 --> 01:13:14,480 I think. 2336 01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:15,950 I'm not sure if she had a game 2337 01:13:15,950 --> 01:13:16,520 today. 2338 01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:21,990 Is your sweater pennies or dones, 2339 01:13:21,990 --> 01:13:23,740 Connor? 2340 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:25,140 Says Eric. 2341 01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:26,380 No, it's, uh... 2342 01:13:26,380 --> 01:13:26,860 Gantt. 2343 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,480 Got it in the Gantt. 2344 01:13:30,260 --> 01:13:32,200 Half-price sale back in January. 2345 01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:33,940 It's almost six o'clock. 2346 01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:44,320 Beru. 2347 01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:44,400 Beru. 2348 01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:47,440 Thanks, Beru. 2349 01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:51,980 How do you feel about Jeremy 2350 01:13:51,980 --> 01:13:54,120 Clarkson? 2351 01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:54,760 Says Harvey. 2352 01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:57,640 I feel fucking great. 2353 01:13:58,700 --> 01:13:59,340 About him. 2354 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:00,060 Jezebel. 2355 01:14:00,780 --> 01:14:01,520 The Clarkster. 2356 01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:02,800 The Brit. 2357 01:14:04,180 --> 01:14:04,960 Tip Hardman. 2358 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:05,940 Thank you very much. 2359 01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:10,040 Thank you so much. 2360 01:14:10,340 --> 01:14:11,460 It means so much to me. 2361 01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:13,840 But, uh... 2362 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:14,260 Yeah, anyway. 2363 01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:15,120 Back on the door. 2364 01:14:15,260 --> 01:14:16,460 This was after three-way... 2365 01:14:16,460 --> 01:14:17,880 The three-way gig had ended. 2366 01:14:19,380 --> 01:14:19,830 Jordan Peterson had gone back 2367 01:14:19,830 --> 01:14:21,680 to his hotel room to clean his 2368 01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:23,610 room for an hour before he came 2369 01:14:23,610 --> 01:14:25,060 out to the party. 2370 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:27,260 Thanks, Milos. 2371 01:14:27,780 --> 01:14:28,880 Thanks so much, bud. 2372 01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:31,140 Did you meet Djokovic? 2373 01:14:31,580 --> 01:14:32,760 And how clean was his room? 2374 01:14:33,380 --> 01:14:33,660 His... 2375 01:14:33,660 --> 01:14:34,360 Oh, we did, yeah. 2376 01:14:34,420 --> 01:14:34,820 We never... 2377 01:14:34,820 --> 01:14:35,890 We met him in the locker room 2378 01:14:35,890 --> 01:14:36,680 after his match. 2379 01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:38,170 And he was doing impressions of 2380 01:14:38,170 --> 01:14:39,370 all the players and it was 2381 01:14:39,370 --> 01:14:40,380 fucking mighty. 2382 01:14:41,460 --> 01:14:42,100 And, uh... 2383 01:14:42,100 --> 01:14:43,640 He actually showed Eddie Jordan 2384 01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:45,100 how to do a fucking four-handed 2385 01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:45,940 backhander. 2386 01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:47,380 Volley. 2387 01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:48,970 And Eddie was trying to do it, 2388 01:14:48,970 --> 01:14:50,560 but he fucking dislocated his 2389 01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:51,800 fucking shoulder. 2390 01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:54,760 And we had to go down to A&E. 2391 01:14:55,780 --> 01:14:56,340 Which meant we were an hour 2392 01:14:56,340 --> 01:14:57,990 late for the fucking Airbnb 2393 01:14:57,990 --> 01:15:00,160 showdown with Serena Williams. 2394 01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:02,720 And... 2395 01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:03,380 But, uh... 2396 01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:04,630 Jordan Peterson had been back 2397 01:15:04,630 --> 01:15:05,830 in his room tidying his hotel 2398 01:15:05,830 --> 01:15:06,680 room for an hour. 2399 01:15:06,780 --> 01:15:07,360 So that was... 2400 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:08,780 It all worked out fucking nice. 2401 01:15:09,580 --> 01:15:10,180 And, uh... 2402 01:15:10,180 --> 01:15:11,600 We'd all changed out of our 2403 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,100 three-way gear and into our 2404 01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:14,800 fucking nighttime attire. 2405 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,080 Which for me is just what you're 2406 01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:16,700 seeing now. 2407 01:15:16,940 --> 01:15:17,820 Standard Gant. 2408 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,690 What I like to call standard Gant 2409 01:15:19,690 --> 01:15:20,200 wear. 2410 01:15:21,180 --> 01:15:22,280 And Serena loved it. 2411 01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:23,900 It's almost six o'clock. 2412 01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:26,640 And, uh... 2413 01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,620 We had the altercation with Nadal 2414 01:15:28,620 --> 01:15:29,520 on the door. 2415 01:15:30,300 --> 01:15:32,480 And Serena said to Nadal... 2416 01:15:32,480 --> 01:15:34,430 If you give Connor Williams any 2417 01:15:34,430 --> 01:15:35,840 more grief... 2418 01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,470 I'm gonna shove this fucking 2419 01:15:37,470 --> 01:15:39,320 grey goose down your throat. 2420 01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:45,920 And, uh... 2421 01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,240 He was fine with that, you know. 2422 01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:49,380 Serena was... 2423 01:15:49,380 --> 01:15:50,560 She put the fucking fear of God 2424 01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:52,060 into them, lads, to be honest. 2425 01:15:57,420 --> 01:15:58,900 Jesus, this is a ghoster. 2426 01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:00,320 It's a real bad ghoster. 2427 01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:03,840 But we got in there anyway. 2428 01:16:03,980 --> 01:16:05,500 Jordan Peterson hit the goose 2429 01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:07,210 drip really fast and hard, you 2430 01:16:07,210 --> 01:16:07,720 know. 2431 01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:09,310 I said, you don't want to mix 2432 01:16:09,310 --> 01:16:10,840 that grey goose up with a bit 2433 01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:12,600 of Sam Pell in the punch jug. 2434 01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:14,620 And you know what? 2435 01:16:14,620 --> 01:16:16,500 You know what JBP is like. 2436 01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:17,500 He's a man on a mission. 2437 01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:20,320 He was coolly and calmly... 2438 01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:22,540 Deconstructing the whole room. 2439 01:16:23,020 --> 01:16:24,040 And everyone around him. 2440 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:25,940 He reduced... 2441 01:16:25,940 --> 01:16:27,240 Djokovic to tears. 2442 01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:30,690 When he inquired about his innermost 2443 01:16:30,690 --> 01:16:32,300 thoughts and feelings. 2444 01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:34,700 Djokovic, of course. 2445 01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:36,560 Consumite professional. 2446 01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:37,730 Had never delved into his 2447 01:16:37,730 --> 01:16:38,600 psycho... 2448 01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:40,960 He'd never psychoanalyzed his 2449 01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:42,780 own mind, you know. 2450 01:16:42,820 --> 01:16:43,640 His psychosis. 2451 01:16:45,380 --> 01:16:46,380 Ego... 2452 01:16:46,380 --> 01:16:48,380 Is at the heart of Djokovic's... 2453 01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:49,800 Mantra. 2454 01:16:50,220 --> 01:16:50,780 And game. 2455 01:16:52,020 --> 01:16:53,580 Never self-doubting or any of 2456 01:16:53,580 --> 01:16:55,020 that stuff. 2457 01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:56,460 JBP. 2458 01:16:57,020 --> 01:16:57,940 In five minutes. 2459 01:16:58,460 --> 01:17:01,240 Reduced Novak Djokovic to tears. 2460 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:05,280 Pure and absolute tears. 2461 01:17:09,460 --> 01:17:10,420 I remember. 2462 01:17:10,660 --> 01:17:12,080 And he brought the banjo out as 2463 01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:12,600 well. 2464 01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:14,080 Jordan B. Pearson. 2465 01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:16,720 Calmly strumming the fucking 2466 01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:17,580 banjo. 2467 01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:19,960 Telling Djokovic. 2468 01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:23,920 Stop crying your heart out. 2469 01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:27,320 Hold on. 2470 01:17:28,940 --> 01:17:30,540 Don't be scared. 2471 01:17:32,140 --> 01:17:34,560 Stop crying your heart out. 2472 01:17:35,780 --> 01:17:37,320 Djokovic couldn't stop crying. 2473 01:17:39,740 --> 01:17:40,630 And then I looked over at Eddie 2474 01:17:40,630 --> 01:17:42,800 fucking Normie. 2475 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:44,420 He was crying. 2476 01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:46,320 Why? 2477 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:47,280 I don't know. 2478 01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:48,550 But I think he'd fucking gone 2479 01:17:48,550 --> 01:17:49,740 hard on the goose drip. 2480 01:17:49,940 --> 01:17:51,640 I told him to not drip it up. 2481 01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:54,340 I said, Normie. 2482 01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:56,100 Your heart, man. 2483 01:17:56,440 --> 01:17:57,330 Do you know the fucking vodka 2484 01:17:57,330 --> 01:17:58,530 to your veins will actually 2485 01:17:58,530 --> 01:17:59,730 make your heart race faster 2486 01:17:59,730 --> 01:18:00,900 than a fucking... 2487 01:18:01,820 --> 01:18:03,060 A ball of Chang. 2488 01:18:03,060 --> 01:18:03,960 A ball of Chang. 2489 01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:06,080 He didn't care. 2490 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:06,900 It's almost six o'clock. 2491 01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:07,520 He was crying. 2492 01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:09,120 Then I turned around. 2493 01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:10,620 Look at fucking Rafa Nadal. 2494 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:12,020 He was beefing. 2495 01:18:13,460 --> 01:18:14,260 Fuck me, man. 2496 01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:15,020 I need to get out of here. 2497 01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:18,060 I went downstairs for a fag. 2498 01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:20,210 The Airbnb house was there 2499 01:18:20,210 --> 01:18:22,200 knocking on the door. 2500 01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:23,540 He goes, who are you? 2501 01:18:24,060 --> 01:18:24,740 Some Brit. 2502 01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:25,920 I don't remember who you are. 2503 01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:27,120 Excuse me. 2504 01:18:27,180 --> 01:18:27,680 Who are you? 2505 01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:30,320 He's like, I said, who am I? 2506 01:18:30,860 --> 01:18:32,520 I'm Connor Williams. 2507 01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:34,420 Former senior sales executive 2508 01:18:34,420 --> 01:18:35,980 for Mercedes Ireland. 2509 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:38,840 Who in the fuck are you? 2510 01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:43,080 It's almost six o'clock. 2511 01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:44,500 He said, oh, mate. 2512 01:18:44,620 --> 01:18:46,560 I'm the owner of the Airbnb, 2513 01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:47,400 ain't I? 2514 01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:49,400 I got a call about the Airbnb. 2515 01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:51,340 A lot of noise. 2516 01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:53,380 He said, yeah. 2517 01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:54,780 Too right, there's a lot of 2518 01:18:54,780 --> 01:18:55,340 noise. 2519 01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:56,860 Serena Williams throwing the 2520 01:18:56,860 --> 01:18:58,120 biggest bang this side of 2521 01:18:58,120 --> 01:18:59,400 fucking EastEnders. 2522 01:18:59,820 --> 01:19:00,720 And what are you doing? 2523 01:19:01,020 --> 01:19:02,100 Coming here to fucking put it 2524 01:19:02,100 --> 01:19:03,280 out, quench it out. 2525 01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:04,620 Look. 2526 01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:06,580 Either you fucking shake hands 2527 01:19:06,580 --> 01:19:07,520 with me now. 2528 01:19:09,060 --> 01:19:10,160 And get rigged up to the goose 2529 01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:10,860 bag. 2530 01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:12,820 Or I'm going to slam your own 2531 01:19:12,820 --> 01:19:14,360 door on your face. 2532 01:19:15,900 --> 01:19:17,600 And with that, he accepted my 2533 01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:18,620 invite. 2534 01:19:18,620 --> 01:19:20,400 I slipped him a cool, crisp can 2535 01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:21,280 of Sam Pell. 2536 01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:23,860 And I fucking jabbed him in the 2537 01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:26,040 arm with a syringe full of 2538 01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:26,940 goose. 2539 01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:30,000 It's almost six o'clock. 2540 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,740 Unfortunately, intravenous 2541 01:19:32,740 --> 01:19:33,620 goose. 2542 01:19:33,620 --> 01:19:34,900 Intravenous goose. 2543 01:19:36,460 --> 01:19:37,380 Affected him badly. 2544 01:19:38,260 --> 01:19:39,120 I don't know. 2545 01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:40,210 I should have maybe checked his 2546 01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:41,100 medical background. 2547 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:43,760 He went pale. 2548 01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:45,380 As pale as I was. 2549 01:19:45,380 --> 01:19:47,020 When compared to Eddie Jordan's 2550 01:19:47,020 --> 01:19:48,540 tanned, beautiful skin. 2551 01:19:49,820 --> 01:19:52,300 And he quenched. 2552 01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:54,660 The guy just quenched and crumbled 2553 01:19:54,660 --> 01:19:55,860 on the ground. 2554 01:19:57,860 --> 01:19:59,200 I was fucking panicking. 2555 01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:01,340 I was like, Jesus Christ. 2556 01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:03,680 Right then. 2557 01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:05,420 Fucking Rafa Nadal. 2558 01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:06,760 He's coming out the door. 2559 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,280 He sees what's going on. 2560 01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:09,400 Sees the guy on the ground. 2561 01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:10,480 Fucking limp-biscuited. 2562 01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:11,840 He's like, 2563 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:12,200 K! 2564 01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:13,040 K! 2565 01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:13,480 K! 2566 01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:15,080 I was like, Nadal. 2567 01:20:15,340 --> 01:20:17,020 Get back in the fucking Airbnb 2568 01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:17,540 now. 2569 01:20:17,940 --> 01:20:18,800 Otherwise, you're gonna have to 2570 01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:19,800 pull out of Wimbledon. 2571 01:20:21,180 --> 01:20:22,960 It's almost six o'clock. 2572 01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:28,240 When I slither home after a 2573 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:33,820 hard day out in the fields, 2574 01:20:34,180 --> 01:20:35,120 there's nothing I like more 2575 01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:36,510 than lashing a few shtickings 2576 01:20:36,510 --> 01:20:37,500 into the fireplace 2577 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,480 and setting fire to them. 2578 01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:40,730 Be careful not to burn your 2579 01:20:40,730 --> 01:20:41,500 hands like I did. 2580 01:20:41,580 --> 01:20:42,730 While I'm waiting for that baby 2581 01:20:42,730 --> 01:20:43,380 to get going, 2582 01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,300 I do a few rolls on the ground 2583 01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:47,460 and a few reptilius repetitions 2584 01:20:47,460 --> 01:20:49,240 just to get the blood flowing. 2585 01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:51,210 Once those flames are licking 2586 01:20:51,210 --> 01:20:51,580 high, 2587 01:20:51,860 --> 01:20:53,170 it's time to shtick your coal 2588 01:20:53,170 --> 01:20:53,680 in it. 2589 01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:57,360 You can generate extra drafdage 2590 01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:59,420 by using your gooch as a waft. 2591 01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:01,440 Now all that's left is to sit 2592 01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:01,780 back 2593 01:21:01,780 --> 01:21:03,180 and warm your sack by the 2594 01:21:03,180 --> 01:21:03,840 flames. 2595 01:21:04,700 --> 01:21:06,580 This message was brought to you 2596 01:21:06,580 --> 01:21:08,280 by Firelighters. 2597 01:21:08,820 --> 01:21:10,500 Technical gremlins, guys. 2598 01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:11,500 A few... 2599 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:14,320 Technolado gremlin-ishos. 2600 01:21:14,980 --> 01:21:16,260 Nothing I can't handle. 2601 01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:17,120 Let me get back. 2602 01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:17,760 Where was I? 2603 01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:18,920 Anyway, 2604 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:21,320 I had the fucking comatose 2605 01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:22,840 owner of the Airbnb 2606 01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:25,320 on the fucking ground. 2607 01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:29,000 The color had drained from him. 2608 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,390 And I got the syringe out the 2609 01:21:31,390 --> 01:21:31,980 arm, 2610 01:21:32,580 --> 01:21:34,330 fucking squirted the rest of 2611 01:21:34,330 --> 01:21:36,280 the goose into the mouth, 2612 01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:38,790 necked it back for a fucking 2613 01:21:38,790 --> 01:21:41,120 solid primo goose hit. 2614 01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:44,140 Yeah, Rafa Nadal comes out. 2615 01:21:44,140 --> 01:21:44,420 He's like, 2616 01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:45,320 "Ka, kaa, kaa." 2617 01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:46,320 I was like, 2618 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:50,530 "Get the fuck, Rafa! Rafa! Get 2619 01:21:50,530 --> 01:21:52,290 back in that Airbnb now and put 2620 01:21:52,290 --> 01:21:54,120 some tunes on! You didn't see 2621 01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:55,320 nothing here!" 2622 01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:58,450 fucking dickhead goes back in 2623 01:21:58,450 --> 01:22:01,480 anyway, thank God. Closes the 2624 01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:03,160 door after himself, fucking 2625 01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:05,220 locking me out. I'm on the doorstep 2626 01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:07,200 here. In the middle of fucking 2627 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:09,330 Mayfair or Knightsbridge. Where 2628 01:22:09,330 --> 01:22:11,220 the fuck? I don't know. I've 2629 01:22:11,220 --> 01:22:12,880 never lived in London. 2630 01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:15,350 I've got this fucking Airbnb 2631 01:22:15,350 --> 01:22:18,020 host. I had to fucking put him 2632 01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:20,260 in fireman's lift. I was 2633 01:22:20,260 --> 01:22:22,910 bringing him up running down 2634 01:22:22,910 --> 01:22:25,440 the street. It's almost six o'clock. 2635 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:27,280 With this guy running down to 2636 01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:29,140 the fucking hired merc that I 2637 01:22:29,140 --> 01:22:30,640 had for the weekend. 2638 01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:35,560 thank god no one's seen me even 2639 01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:38,000 though obviously everyone did 2640 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:39,900 see me because it's the middle 2641 01:22:39,900 --> 01:22:40,080 of 2642 01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:42,730 london anyway i get down to the 2643 01:22:42,730 --> 01:22:45,400 merc thank god for the fucking 2644 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:48,380 automated locking boot opening 2645 01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:50,420 mechanism system i fucking 2646 01:22:50,420 --> 01:22:52,640 threw the fucking airbnb host 2647 01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,850 into the boot slammed it shut 2648 01:22:54,850 --> 01:22:55,400 and 2649 01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:58,990 just fucking drove drove fast 2650 01:22:58,990 --> 01:23:04,820 fast fast and hard to a and e 2651 01:23:04,820 --> 01:23:10,590 with none other than a comatose 2652 01:23:10,590 --> 01:23:15,380 airbnb host in the boot it was 2653 01:23:15,380 --> 01:23:18,860 almost six o'clock 2654 01:23:20,860 --> 01:23:23,830 i was on the fucking m25 i had 2655 01:23:23,830 --> 01:23:26,250 no need to go out there but i 2656 01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:28,780 did just because i wanted to 2657 01:23:28,780 --> 01:23:29,380 drive 2658 01:23:29,380 --> 01:23:32,110 fast and hard blue flashing 2659 01:23:32,110 --> 01:23:35,450 lights the sound of fucking sirens 2660 01:23:35,450 --> 01:23:38,130 it was like an episode of the 2661 01:23:38,130 --> 01:23:38,700 bill 2662 01:23:38,700 --> 01:23:41,110 but it was nothing to me connor 2663 01:23:41,110 --> 01:23:43,320 williams all i all i thought 2664 01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:45,840 about was just channel normie 2665 01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:48,650 channel eddie jordan channel 2666 01:23:48,650 --> 01:23:51,900 all the all the greats nicky lauda 2667 01:23:51,900 --> 01:23:54,360 airton senna jack villner 2668 01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:56,510 the fucking the fucking nerve 2669 01:23:56,510 --> 01:23:58,380 of the fucking nerve of the 2670 01:23:58,380 --> 01:24:00,460 fucking nerve of him shoemis 2671 01:24:00,460 --> 01:24:02,880 mickey shoemis ralphie shoemis 2672 01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:06,130 coldard cullard irvine and i 2673 01:24:06,130 --> 01:24:09,250 just tried to package all of 2674 01:24:09,250 --> 01:24:10,840 them into one 2675 01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:14,820 put the foot down got away from 2676 01:24:14,820 --> 01:24:18,040 the guards got to the fucking 2677 01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:21,510 uh a and a and just dropped 2678 01:24:21,510 --> 01:24:23,360 open the boot 2679 01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:25,270 fucking i was scared i was out 2680 01:24:25,270 --> 01:24:27,030 i was out of my wits end like i 2681 01:24:27,030 --> 01:24:28,900 was just fucking threw him on 2682 01:24:28,900 --> 01:24:29,780 the ground 2683 01:24:29,780 --> 01:24:31,150 slammed that shut even though i 2684 01:24:31,150 --> 01:24:32,400 didn't need it because it was 2685 01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:33,670 automated i just got the hell 2686 01:24:33,670 --> 01:24:34,320 out of there 2687 01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:35,970 fucking rang a and a then on 2688 01:24:35,970 --> 01:24:37,790 the fucking car phone as i was 2689 01:24:37,790 --> 01:24:39,680 driving back i was like listen 2690 01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:40,000 man 2691 01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:42,270 my buddy's just landed can you 2692 01:24:42,270 --> 01:24:44,420 so can you help him out he's 2693 01:24:44,420 --> 01:24:46,710 actually had a bad he's just 2694 01:24:46,710 --> 01:24:48,520 had a bad sesh 2695 01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:50,550 i think he had a bad point too 2696 01:24:50,550 --> 01:24:52,600 many goosers too soon and uh 2697 01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:55,190 they said yes sir can we take 2698 01:24:55,190 --> 01:24:56,480 your name sir 2699 01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:59,750 i was like no you can't see you 2700 01:24:59,750 --> 01:25:02,890 later bye bye and uh i called 2701 01:25:02,890 --> 01:25:06,120 back later just to check up 2702 01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:07,300 they'd resuscitated him 2703 01:25:07,300 --> 01:25:09,520 he was fine he hadn't died 2704 01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:12,750 leaving me to get back to serena 2705 01:25:12,750 --> 01:25:16,280 williams it's almost six o'clock 2706 01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:19,580 airbnb gold not available to 2707 01:25:19,580 --> 01:25:20,580 any member of the public 2708 01:25:20,580 --> 01:25:23,470 only only the top tier people 2709 01:25:23,470 --> 01:25:26,580 like nick kurios too thankfully 2710 01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:29,360 we we got back to the fucking 2711 01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:30,080 airbnb 2712 01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:32,470 and who was there none other 2713 01:25:32,470 --> 01:25:35,910 than nick kurios he was wholeheartedly 2714 01:25:35,910 --> 01:25:37,800 embracing the goose 2715 01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:40,000 thanks so much nicky boy for 2716 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:43,070 donating the 250 very very kind 2717 01:25:43,070 --> 01:25:45,450 of you nick kurios was upstairs 2718 01:25:45,450 --> 01:25:46,420 in the airbnb 2719 01:25:46,420 --> 01:25:49,550 underarm serving ball bags 2720 01:25:49,550 --> 01:25:52,550 tennis balls tennis balls 2721 01:25:52,550 --> 01:25:54,660 filled with goose 2722 01:25:54,660 --> 01:25:58,830 and they would it's almost six 2723 01:25:58,830 --> 01:26:03,180 o'clock and he was underarm 2724 01:26:03,180 --> 01:26:05,980 serving them they bounce off 2725 01:26:05,980 --> 01:26:07,920 fucking nick the ghost of nicky 2726 01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:08,800 laura's head 2727 01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:13,280 explode and then serena eddie 2728 01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:16,060 normie jordan b peterson rafa 2729 01:26:16,060 --> 01:26:19,280 nadal jakovich they'd all just 2730 01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:20,220 be there 2731 01:26:20,220 --> 01:26:23,180 just waiting for the goose to 2732 01:26:23,180 --> 01:26:25,880 go into their mouths it was 2733 01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,440 like sodom and gomorrah 2734 01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:32,520 welcome back everybody again to 2735 01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:36,600 french open highlights rolling 2736 01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:38,780 garish round two 2737 01:26:38,780 --> 01:26:40,900 me connor williams here on 2738 01:26:40,900 --> 01:26:44,000 network two we've got novak jakovich 2739 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:46,610 novaks anti-vaxxer i wonder if 2740 01:26:46,610 --> 01:26:48,380 he's an anti-vaxxer 2741 01:26:48,380 --> 01:26:50,430 you wouldn't really know uh you 2742 01:26:50,430 --> 01:26:52,680 know one thing he's got a great 2743 01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:53,880 forearm strong 2744 01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:56,180 guy's a machine 2745 01:26:56,180 --> 01:26:57,380 i was in the hotel room 2746 01:26:57,380 --> 01:26:59,090 actually last night watching 2747 01:26:59,090 --> 01:27:00,680 some of the anti-vax stuff on 2748 01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:01,280 youtube 2749 01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:04,940 oof was a gem or odoherty video 2750 01:27:04,940 --> 01:27:06,540 she's ranting about the 2751 01:27:06,540 --> 01:27:08,750 vaccines and uh then she 2752 01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:09,900 actually headed outside 2753 01:27:09,900 --> 01:27:12,460 to film some ethnic children. 2754 01:27:13,620 --> 01:27:13,980 Oh. 2755 01:27:14,780 --> 01:27:15,540 Without their parents' 2756 01:27:15,540 --> 01:27:16,340 permission. 2757 01:27:17,580 --> 01:27:18,100 Or 2758 01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:20,360 pointing the camera up at the 2759 01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:20,660 sky 2760 01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:22,720 and just asking 2761 01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:24,040 why, why 2762 01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:25,800 are these clouds shaped like 2763 01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:26,360 that? 2764 01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:27,760 Lovely drop shot. 2765 01:27:28,380 --> 01:27:30,430 After the gem of videos about 2766 01:27:30,430 --> 01:27:30,960 the clouds, 2767 01:27:32,140 --> 01:27:32,780 YouTube kept 2768 01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:34,290 playing and selecting videos 2769 01:27:34,290 --> 01:27:34,800 for me. 2770 01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:35,800 It's a winner. 2771 01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:37,510 Generally, they would just like 2772 01:27:37,510 --> 01:27:38,860 people in their bedrooms 2773 01:27:38,860 --> 01:27:39,800 on webcams. 2774 01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:42,300 Talking about Africans. 2775 01:27:43,180 --> 01:27:44,140 And migrants. 2776 01:27:45,100 --> 01:27:46,000 And gay people. 2777 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:47,960 And the Jews. 2778 01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:50,400 Real power play here from Laxenden. 2779 01:27:50,620 --> 01:27:52,080 Not making it easy for Chuck. 2780 01:27:52,540 --> 01:27:53,730 I'd fallen asleep to these 2781 01:27:53,730 --> 01:27:54,220 videos. 2782 01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:55,580 Woken up this morning by the 2783 01:27:55,580 --> 01:27:56,320 hotel manager 2784 01:27:56,320 --> 01:27:58,680 telling me to get out the hotel. 2785 01:27:59,300 --> 01:28:00,600 There was a white power rally 2786 01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:01,380 song on. 2787 01:28:01,660 --> 01:28:03,150 Speaking of rallies, look at 2788 01:28:03,150 --> 01:28:03,620 this. 2789 01:28:04,060 --> 01:28:05,100 The manager said, 2790 01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:06,280 Connor, you have to leave. 2791 01:28:06,780 --> 01:28:08,720 Drop your stuff and go. 2792 01:28:08,720 --> 01:28:11,090 Lobbed my bags into the hallway 2793 01:28:11,090 --> 01:28:11,700 for me. 2794 01:28:11,940 --> 01:28:12,670 Said there was a Ghanaian 2795 01:28:12,670 --> 01:28:13,520 family next door. 2796 01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:15,080 They were disturbed. 2797 01:28:15,920 --> 01:28:16,420 And frightened. 2798 01:28:17,460 --> 01:28:18,300 I apologized. 2799 01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:20,360 But it was game over. 2800 01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:21,840 They were having none of it. 2801 01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:23,100 They thought I was a white 2802 01:28:23,100 --> 01:28:23,980 supremacist. 2803 01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:25,690 I tried to explain YouTube's 2804 01:28:25,690 --> 01:28:27,220 algorithmic failure. 2805 01:28:27,620 --> 01:28:28,860 But it was met with silence. 2806 01:28:29,260 --> 01:28:30,770 And Novak Djokovic, number one 2807 01:28:30,770 --> 01:28:32,440 seed, progresses to round three 2808 01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:32,840 here. 2809 01:28:32,940 --> 01:28:33,420 Rolling guys. 2810 01:28:33,580 --> 01:28:35,780 More coming up on Network Deal. 2811 01:28:36,040 --> 01:28:45,120 It's almost six o'clock. 2812 01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:47,340 Thanks very much, guys. 2813 01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:48,240 Back again. 2814 01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:50,900 It's ten past seven. 2815 01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:53,820 Right off you a bit of schlur. 2816 01:28:53,980 --> 01:28:54,980 Margot O'Donnell. 2817 01:28:55,060 --> 01:28:55,700 Thank you very much. 2818 01:28:56,340 --> 01:28:57,860 But I raided it all last night. 2819 01:28:57,980 --> 01:28:59,030 I don't know if you can blame 2820 01:28:59,030 --> 01:28:59,340 me. 2821 01:29:00,220 --> 01:29:01,500 After the week I've had. 2822 01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:04,980 Yeah. 2823 01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:07,760 So, let's get back on this. 2824 01:29:09,060 --> 01:29:11,320 Thanks a lot as well to Sam Pellegrino. 2825 01:29:12,500 --> 01:29:14,400 And these cheeky little Lacostes. 2826 01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:16,350 Tom Shepard, thank you very 2827 01:29:16,350 --> 01:29:16,920 much. 2828 01:29:17,780 --> 01:29:18,880 Thank you very much. 2829 01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:21,930 Nick Kyrgios was underarm 2830 01:29:21,930 --> 01:29:25,150 serving tennis balls filled 2831 01:29:25,150 --> 01:29:27,020 with Grey Goose 2832 01:29:27,020 --> 01:29:29,010 against the head of the ghost 2833 01:29:29,010 --> 01:29:30,300 of Nicky Lauda. 2834 01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:32,130 And the ball would explode and 2835 01:29:32,130 --> 01:29:33,160 we'd all drink. 2836 01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:34,360 We'd all drink from it. 2837 01:29:34,940 --> 01:29:36,860 Like a scene from Sodom and Gomorrah. 2838 01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:39,590 As we were doing that, O'Brien's 2839 01:29:39,590 --> 01:29:41,380 wines and Rathmines got on the 2840 01:29:41,380 --> 01:29:42,120 phone. 2841 01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:44,190 We're like, Connor Williams, we 2842 01:29:44,190 --> 01:29:45,980 want to send you over a fucking 2843 01:29:45,980 --> 01:29:47,220 lead-lined casket. 2844 01:29:48,320 --> 01:29:49,660 Of Grey Goose. 2845 01:29:50,020 --> 01:29:50,680 I said, where are you getting? 2846 01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:54,220 Where are you pulling these out? 2847 01:29:57,460 --> 01:29:59,240 It's almost six o'clock. 2848 01:29:59,980 --> 01:30:00,850 O'Brien's wines were on the 2849 01:30:00,850 --> 01:30:01,440 phone. 2850 01:30:01,640 --> 01:30:03,070 Thank you so much, Boxer's Copa 2851 01:30:03,070 --> 01:30:03,620 Toxin. 2852 01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:06,620 They said, we've got a limited 2853 01:30:06,620 --> 01:30:09,100 edition lead-lined casket of 2854 01:30:09,100 --> 01:30:10,180 Grey Goose. 2855 01:30:11,420 --> 01:30:11,780 Fuck. 2856 01:30:13,120 --> 01:30:14,220 Of Grey Goose. 2857 01:30:14,580 --> 01:30:17,820 All the way from fucking Pripyat. 2858 01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:19,580 Out in the Ukraine. 2859 01:30:20,520 --> 01:30:20,960 Irradiated. 2860 01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:23,230 Sam Pellegrino, thank you so 2861 01:30:23,230 --> 01:30:23,940 much. 2862 01:30:24,180 --> 01:30:25,660 And Tom Shepard. 2863 01:30:26,460 --> 01:30:28,100 Tom Shepard, thank you so much. 2864 01:30:28,820 --> 01:30:29,780 I appreciate it. 2865 01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:30,980 And everybody else, it's very 2866 01:30:30,980 --> 01:30:31,580 nice of you. 2867 01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:32,220 Thank you very much. 2868 01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:34,040 Connor, good to see you falling 2869 01:30:34,040 --> 01:30:35,260 back on your feet. 2870 01:30:36,700 --> 01:30:37,970 Do you remember the Leavers Debs 2871 01:30:37,970 --> 01:30:39,240 that night? 2872 01:30:40,120 --> 01:30:40,540 Never did. 2873 01:30:40,580 --> 01:30:41,400 I can't read that. 2874 01:30:41,900 --> 01:30:42,860 Absolutely shattered. 2875 01:30:43,720 --> 01:30:44,840 Shook the addiction. 2876 01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:46,720 A couple of years ago. 2877 01:30:47,380 --> 01:30:48,180 Doing mighty now. 2878 01:30:48,240 --> 01:30:49,180 That's good to hear, Tom. 2879 01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:49,920 Hope you're well. 2880 01:30:52,500 --> 01:30:53,400 I said, yeah. 2881 01:30:54,180 --> 01:30:54,600 Fuck it. 2882 01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:55,590 Thank you very much for that as 2883 01:30:55,590 --> 01:30:55,880 well. 2884 01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:57,200 Boko Duculi, man. 2885 01:30:57,580 --> 01:30:58,460 And Tip Hard, man. 2886 01:31:00,120 --> 01:31:01,240 And Pete Sampras. 2887 01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:03,530 A lead-lined casket of fucking 2888 01:31:03,530 --> 01:31:04,660 Grey Goose. 2889 01:31:04,660 --> 01:31:07,740 Are you sure about that, Pete Sampras? 2890 01:31:08,740 --> 01:31:10,020 Brian's wine's like, yeah. 2891 01:31:10,900 --> 01:31:11,420 We've got it. 2892 01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:13,000 We can fucking, we can get it 2893 01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:14,720 over to you now on a private Learjet. 2894 01:31:15,340 --> 01:31:16,640 It's just going to set off. 2895 01:31:18,260 --> 01:31:19,480 I said, yeah. 2896 01:31:19,480 --> 01:31:20,020 It's almost six o'clock. 2897 01:31:21,020 --> 01:31:23,490 We're currently in Serena 2898 01:31:23,490 --> 01:31:25,140 Williams' Airbnb. 2899 01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:28,440 And it's a good job that you 2900 01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:29,400 ran. 2901 01:31:30,060 --> 01:31:31,920 Because Kyrgios has the whole 2902 01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:34,340 fucking goose bag dry at this 2903 01:31:34,340 --> 01:31:35,240 stage. 2904 01:31:36,300 --> 01:31:38,380 I looked over at Kyrgios and he'd 2905 01:31:38,380 --> 01:31:40,200 stopped underarm serving at 2906 01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:41,240 that stage. 2907 01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:44,120 And he'd progressed to smashing. 2908 01:31:44,660 --> 01:31:46,200 He was just smashing balls of 2909 01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:47,800 goose off the wall. 2910 01:31:53,360 --> 01:31:54,680 What a fucking hero. 2911 01:31:56,120 --> 01:31:57,580 So, Learjet was due to arrive 2912 01:31:57,580 --> 01:32:01,260 at fucking Heathrow Terminal 2. 2913 01:32:02,020 --> 01:32:03,060 Within the hour. 2914 01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:05,780 Where it was going to be piloted 2915 01:32:05,780 --> 01:32:06,560 by a drone. 2916 01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:09,900 Via Mercedes and Zurich drone. 2917 01:32:10,040 --> 01:32:11,640 We're going to bring the casket 2918 01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:12,360 of goose. 2919 01:32:13,040 --> 01:32:15,620 To Serena Williams' Airbnb. 2920 01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:19,400 We were pumped. 2921 01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:21,520 Lead-lined as well. 2922 01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:23,780 There was a warm... 2923 01:32:23,780 --> 01:32:25,470 We were all waiting on the 2924 01:32:25,470 --> 01:32:27,380 balcony on the come down. 2925 01:32:28,340 --> 01:32:30,030 Even though we hadn't even come 2926 01:32:30,030 --> 01:32:30,580 up. 2927 01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:34,400 Kyrgios was serving aces. 2928 01:32:35,320 --> 01:32:36,600 And we all dropped a few double 2929 01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:37,380 faults. 2930 01:32:39,060 --> 01:32:40,380 And we were waiting... 2931 01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:41,840 We were waiting for the fucking 2932 01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:43,380 delivery of O'Brien's... 2933 01:32:43,380 --> 01:32:43,980 O'Brien's... 2934 01:32:43,980 --> 01:32:47,660 O'Brien's lead-lined goose. 2935 01:32:52,980 --> 01:32:54,790 The best thing about O'Brien's 2936 01:32:54,790 --> 01:32:55,580 is... 2937 01:32:55,580 --> 01:32:56,580 They have... 2938 01:32:56,580 --> 01:32:57,580 Limited... 2939 01:32:57,580 --> 01:32:58,920 Edition stock... 2940 01:32:59,920 --> 01:33:01,720 Inside their beautiful boutique 2941 01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:02,460 shop. 2942 01:33:03,420 --> 01:33:05,140 You just swing yourself down. 2943 01:33:05,140 --> 01:33:06,300 It's almost six o'clock. 2944 01:33:06,300 --> 01:33:07,020 O'Brien's. 2945 01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:08,860 Either in Wrath Mines... 2946 01:33:08,860 --> 01:33:10,360 I wouldn't go there. 2947 01:33:10,420 --> 01:33:11,530 I'd be more of the Bagot Street 2948 01:33:11,530 --> 01:33:12,000 Wines. 2949 01:33:12,480 --> 01:33:13,850 I'm actually loyal to Bagot 2950 01:33:13,850 --> 01:33:15,040 Street Wines. 2951 01:33:18,820 --> 01:33:21,260 So I was taking a risk, guys. 2952 01:33:22,040 --> 01:33:23,180 In ordering... 2953 01:33:24,340 --> 01:33:26,060 The Lead-lined Grey Goose Casket. 2954 01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:28,180 To Serena Williams'... 2955 01:33:28,180 --> 01:33:30,980 Gold-lined Airbnb. 2956 01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:34,480 Because I'm brand loyal. 2957 01:33:34,720 --> 01:33:35,340 You know me. 2958 01:33:35,640 --> 01:33:36,320 I'm Mercedes. 2959 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:37,840 I'm Zurich. 2960 01:33:38,500 --> 01:33:39,940 I'm Cheeky Lacoste. 2961 01:33:40,780 --> 01:33:42,280 I'm Wilson Sox. 2962 01:33:43,300 --> 01:33:44,600 I'm Grey Goose. 2963 01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:48,320 And I'm also... 2964 01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:49,340 Bagot Street Wines. 2965 01:33:51,220 --> 01:33:52,180 Always happy. 2966 01:33:52,580 --> 01:33:53,160 Always will. 2967 01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:56,060 But at this stage... 2968 01:33:56,060 --> 01:33:57,130 This time, O'Brien's came 2969 01:33:57,130 --> 01:33:57,680 through. 2970 01:33:57,780 --> 01:33:58,580 It's almost six o'clock. 2971 01:33:59,920 --> 01:34:00,780 So we'd all double-dropped a 2972 01:34:00,780 --> 01:34:03,160 few fucking double faults. 2973 01:34:03,840 --> 01:34:05,930 And Kyrgios was fucking off his 2974 01:34:05,930 --> 01:34:07,360 rocker chops. 2975 01:34:08,140 --> 01:34:11,920 And he was like... 2976 01:34:11,920 --> 01:34:13,640 Hey, bro. 2977 01:34:14,820 --> 01:34:16,320 Yet again, sorry, guys. 2978 01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:17,300 Connor Williams. 2979 01:34:17,960 --> 01:34:19,370 I never really made it in the 2980 01:34:19,370 --> 01:34:20,580 accent game. 2981 01:34:20,900 --> 01:34:22,090 But I'm gonna try and do my 2982 01:34:22,090 --> 01:34:23,460 best Nick Kyrgios. 2983 01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:25,160 It's almost six o'clock. 2984 01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:26,940 What's that sound, bro? 2985 01:34:26,940 --> 01:34:29,220 What's that sound? 2986 01:34:30,220 --> 01:34:31,220 It's like... 2987 01:34:31,220 --> 01:34:32,220 What is that sound? 2988 01:34:32,440 --> 01:34:32,940 We fucking... 2989 01:34:32,940 --> 01:34:35,240 I put the ear to the wind. 2990 01:34:36,200 --> 01:34:37,000 And you could just hear... 2991 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:42,000 It was only fucking Zurich Drone 2992 01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:43,480 Dot IE. 2993 01:34:45,420 --> 01:34:46,230 Carrying the goods all the way 2994 01:34:46,230 --> 01:34:48,500 from fucking... 2995 01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:49,420 Raph Mines. 2996 01:34:51,420 --> 01:34:53,380 It's almost six o'clock. 2997 01:34:56,240 --> 01:34:57,360 Care package. 2998 01:34:58,520 --> 01:34:59,580 She dropped it down. 2999 01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:01,440 And flew off. 3000 01:35:02,420 --> 01:35:03,700 Sadly, the fucking care package 3001 01:35:03,700 --> 01:35:06,020 landed on Raph and Adal's foot. 3002 01:35:07,720 --> 01:35:08,720 We just need... 3003 01:35:08,720 --> 01:35:09,900 We needed to get ice. 3004 01:35:09,980 --> 01:35:11,690 We got two bags of fucking peas 3005 01:35:11,690 --> 01:35:12,900 out the freezer. 3006 01:35:13,540 --> 01:35:14,020 Freezer. 3007 01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:16,100 Fuck it. 3008 01:35:17,540 --> 01:35:18,980 And froze his foot. 3009 01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:20,320 JBP. 3010 01:35:21,700 --> 01:35:23,390 Was whispering into Raph and Adal's 3011 01:35:23,390 --> 01:35:24,060 ear. 3012 01:35:24,560 --> 01:35:25,670 That he needed to fucking be a 3013 01:35:25,670 --> 01:35:26,140 man. 3014 01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:28,320 And take control of his feet. 3015 01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:31,280 And not be relying on society. 3016 01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:32,180 Anymore. 3017 01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:35,840 Adal was just like... 3018 01:35:35,840 --> 01:35:36,140 Keh. 3019 01:35:36,760 --> 01:35:37,160 Keh. 3020 01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:40,790 Thankfully, Adal's foot cushioned 3021 01:35:40,790 --> 01:35:43,340 the blow of the casket. 3022 01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:46,120 Which didn't lead to any more... 3023 01:35:46,120 --> 01:35:47,370 It would have actually fucking 3024 01:35:47,370 --> 01:35:48,280 marked the... 3025 01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:50,990 The table outside on the veranda 3026 01:35:50,990 --> 01:35:52,460 of the Airbnb. 3027 01:35:53,820 --> 01:35:55,220 After the week we've had. 3028 01:35:55,820 --> 01:35:56,880 I said, we don't need any more 3029 01:35:56,880 --> 01:35:57,620 trouble. 3030 01:35:58,260 --> 01:35:59,880 The host is already in A&E. 3031 01:35:59,980 --> 01:36:01,510 Recovering from a fucking goose 3032 01:36:01,510 --> 01:36:01,920 bag. 3033 01:36:02,520 --> 01:36:03,880 A goose jab that I gave him to 3034 01:36:03,880 --> 01:36:05,420 his left arm pipe. 3035 01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:10,760 Kyrgios fucking whipped out the 3036 01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:12,560 racket. 3037 01:36:13,120 --> 01:36:13,600 Yonex. 3038 01:36:14,760 --> 01:36:15,240 Tailor-made. 3039 01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:18,130 And threw a cricket ball into 3040 01:36:18,130 --> 01:36:18,720 the air. 3041 01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:21,220 Smashed it off the fucking casket. 3042 01:36:21,260 --> 01:36:21,940 And that opened it. 3043 01:36:23,860 --> 01:36:24,620 Right then. 3044 01:36:25,680 --> 01:36:26,860 Eddie Jordan's Geiger counter 3045 01:36:26,860 --> 01:36:28,840 started clicking like a mad 3046 01:36:28,840 --> 01:36:29,600 thing. 3047 01:36:34,100 --> 01:36:34,810 Eddie Jordan was like, fuck me 3048 01:36:34,810 --> 01:36:36,060 man. 3049 01:36:36,100 --> 01:36:37,330 We need to get the hazmat suits 3050 01:36:37,330 --> 01:36:37,620 on. 3051 01:36:37,900 --> 01:36:38,640 Heavy lead. 3052 01:36:39,260 --> 01:36:40,610 I'm picking up a heavy reading 3053 01:36:40,610 --> 01:36:41,040 here. 3054 01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:42,560 3.6. 3055 01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,280 I said 3.6. 3056 01:36:47,980 --> 01:36:48,880 What's that mean? 3057 01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:52,840 He said, not great. 3058 01:36:53,220 --> 01:36:54,100 But not terrible. 3059 01:36:54,920 --> 01:36:55,740 And with that. 3060 01:36:56,440 --> 01:36:57,140 With that. 3061 01:36:57,140 --> 01:36:59,620 We laid into the grey goose. 3062 01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:03,820 Just necking it heavy. 3063 01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:05,640 It's almost sex- 3064 01:37:05,640 --> 01:37:05,920 Fuck. 3065 01:37:11,060 --> 01:37:11,740 Kyrgios. 3066 01:37:12,900 --> 01:37:14,140 Started screaming. 3067 01:37:16,220 --> 01:37:16,510 Fucking throwing bottles of 3068 01:37:16,510 --> 01:37:18,850 grey goose off the veranda at 3069 01:37:18,850 --> 01:37:21,020 passersby down below. 3070 01:37:22,020 --> 01:37:23,460 Saying I don't need to be here. 3071 01:37:23,460 --> 01:37:26,020 I was up till 3am playing FIFA. 3072 01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:27,140 I don't care about this. 3073 01:37:27,200 --> 01:37:28,160 I don't care about tennis. 3074 01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:29,860 I was like, Kyrgios. 3075 01:37:30,880 --> 01:37:31,760 Kyrgios. 3076 01:37:35,260 --> 01:37:37,300 Calm down, Kyrgios. 3077 01:37:40,160 --> 01:37:41,640 This isn't your Airbnb. 3078 01:37:41,920 --> 01:37:42,760 It's Serena's. 3079 01:37:43,740 --> 01:37:45,260 I had to, you know, just talk 3080 01:37:45,260 --> 01:37:46,440 like that. 3081 01:37:46,540 --> 01:37:47,500 Just to get through to him. 3082 01:37:47,700 --> 01:37:47,960 Like, you know. 3083 01:37:48,020 --> 01:37:49,180 Because he wasn't listening to 3084 01:37:49,180 --> 01:37:49,640 anyone. 3085 01:37:50,520 --> 01:37:52,180 It's almost 6 o'clock. 3086 01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:55,580 And right then. 3087 01:37:56,240 --> 01:37:57,440 He said, I'm sorry, bro. 3088 01:37:59,160 --> 01:38:00,200 And he whips out. 3089 01:38:01,380 --> 01:38:02,720 He goes over to the Yonix kit 3090 01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:03,420 bag. 3091 01:38:03,700 --> 01:38:04,640 And he whips out these. 3092 01:38:08,540 --> 01:38:09,140 He goes. 3093 01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:12,140 I want you to have these, man. 3094 01:38:12,520 --> 01:38:13,720 I want you to have these, mate. 3095 01:38:15,700 --> 01:38:16,900 I say, thanks very much. 3096 01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:17,540 He goes. 3097 01:38:17,780 --> 01:38:18,850 Make sure you wear them on your 3098 01:38:18,850 --> 01:38:19,840 next stream, bro. 3099 01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:23,020 I was like, thanks very much, Kyrgios. 3100 01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:24,800 You old rattlesnake. 3101 01:38:27,180 --> 01:38:27,160 And I said, then we had a 3102 01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:29,320 little heart to heart. 3103 01:38:29,480 --> 01:38:30,850 Because Nick Kyrgios is an 3104 01:38:30,850 --> 01:38:32,340 absolute sweetheart. 3105 01:38:33,260 --> 01:38:34,380 A real sweetheart. 3106 01:38:34,700 --> 01:38:35,220 Deep down. 3107 01:38:35,740 --> 01:38:38,340 Beneath the hard man exterior. 3108 01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:39,220 The bad boy. 3109 01:38:40,540 --> 01:38:41,410 There's only a little angel 3110 01:38:41,410 --> 01:38:42,220 there. 3111 01:38:45,220 --> 01:38:46,220 I said, Nick. 3112 01:38:46,580 --> 01:38:47,900 You're a fucking sweetheart. 3113 01:38:48,780 --> 01:38:49,880 I will wear those. 3114 01:38:50,100 --> 01:38:51,140 Those are my fucking thing. 3115 01:38:51,980 --> 01:38:54,450 And I said, why don't you just 3116 01:38:54,450 --> 01:38:55,420 play. 3117 01:38:55,700 --> 01:38:57,220 Just rein yourself in. 3118 01:38:57,300 --> 01:38:58,060 You'll win a slam. 3119 01:38:58,960 --> 01:39:00,000 You'll win a slam. 3120 01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:01,920 You remind me of Lou Dogg 3121 01:39:01,920 --> 01:39:04,240 Hamilton back in the day. 3122 01:39:04,460 --> 01:39:05,880 When he was just kart racing. 3123 01:39:06,400 --> 01:39:07,840 And I saw the potential in him. 3124 01:39:08,140 --> 01:39:09,630 I said, that guy's going to go 3125 01:39:09,630 --> 01:39:10,120 far. 3126 01:39:11,100 --> 01:39:12,460 And I got on to Eddie Jordan. 3127 01:39:12,600 --> 01:39:13,620 And then on to McLaren. 3128 01:39:13,720 --> 01:39:14,100 And Mercedes. 3129 01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:14,960 And everyone. 3130 01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:16,080 I was like, there's a guy here. 3131 01:39:16,620 --> 01:39:17,280 You can have him. 3132 01:39:17,320 --> 01:39:17,860 He's yours. 3133 01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:19,340 If you cut me in a slice for 3134 01:39:19,340 --> 01:39:20,640 the finder's fee. 3135 01:39:21,480 --> 01:39:22,240 Finder's keepers. 3136 01:39:23,300 --> 01:39:25,710 And he was like, I don't want 3137 01:39:25,710 --> 01:39:27,820 to play tennis, bro. 3138 01:39:28,260 --> 01:39:29,580 It's almost six o'clock. 3139 01:39:29,580 --> 01:39:30,160 Shit, man. 3140 01:39:30,220 --> 01:39:30,880 You're great at it. 3141 01:39:31,140 --> 01:39:32,380 You're just a fucking bad boy. 3142 01:39:33,220 --> 01:39:33,760 Reign it in. 3143 01:39:34,220 --> 01:39:35,660 And you'll be winning slams by 3144 01:39:35,660 --> 01:39:37,380 the age of 28 or 9. 3145 01:39:40,060 --> 01:39:40,660 You know. 3146 01:39:42,120 --> 01:39:43,060 You had Nadal on the ropes the 3147 01:39:43,060 --> 01:39:44,180 other day. 3148 01:39:45,480 --> 01:39:46,880 We looked over at Nadal. 3149 01:39:47,740 --> 01:39:48,870 Still had his foot in a bag of 3150 01:39:48,870 --> 01:39:50,320 green Isle peas. 3151 01:39:51,360 --> 01:39:53,080 Which were fastly fucking thawing 3152 01:39:53,080 --> 01:39:54,180 out, man. 3153 01:39:54,220 --> 01:39:55,060 Defrosting, you know. 3154 01:39:56,120 --> 01:39:57,410 His toe had grown a big bulbous 3155 01:39:57,410 --> 01:39:58,440 red ball. 3156 01:39:58,880 --> 01:39:59,840 Like a cricket ball. 3157 01:40:01,780 --> 01:40:02,600 And yeah. 3158 01:40:02,760 --> 01:40:03,240 Fuck it, man. 3159 01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:03,460 You know. 3160 01:40:04,540 --> 01:40:05,660 Just went heavy on the goose. 3161 01:40:05,740 --> 01:40:06,540 Then for the rest of the night. 3162 01:40:06,640 --> 01:40:07,780 Pure goose cloud. 3163 01:40:08,240 --> 01:40:08,860 The next day. 3164 01:40:09,840 --> 01:40:11,100 Goosecloud.ie. 3165 01:40:11,640 --> 01:40:12,380 And as you know. 3166 01:40:12,480 --> 01:40:13,000 The goose. 3167 01:40:13,120 --> 01:40:13,940 The great goose. 3168 01:40:15,300 --> 01:40:16,060 It's not. 3169 01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:18,000 It's not a body blow. 3170 01:40:18,140 --> 01:40:19,820 The hangover isn't a body blow. 3171 01:40:21,720 --> 01:40:23,360 It's definitely not. 3172 01:40:24,180 --> 01:40:26,130 It's definitely not a heavy skag 3173 01:40:26,130 --> 01:40:26,900 buzz. 3174 01:40:28,120 --> 01:40:29,180 I would say. 3175 01:40:29,660 --> 01:40:31,660 It's more of an all encompassing 3176 01:40:31,660 --> 01:40:32,920 goose cloud. 3177 01:40:34,220 --> 01:40:35,840 Which just really captures your 3178 01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:36,620 mind. 3179 01:40:36,820 --> 01:40:37,560 And keeps it in. 3180 01:40:37,760 --> 01:40:38,540 It's almost six o'clock. 3181 01:40:38,540 --> 01:40:39,300 Of course you have to get back 3182 01:40:39,300 --> 01:40:39,820 down to Heming. 3183 01:40:39,820 --> 01:40:40,160 And Hill. 3184 01:40:40,660 --> 01:40:41,360 The three of us. 3185 01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:42,640 The fucking state. 3186 01:40:42,820 --> 01:40:43,700 And neck of us. 3187 01:40:44,500 --> 01:40:45,290 Because three way had to be 3188 01:40:45,290 --> 01:40:46,060 playing. 3189 01:40:46,260 --> 01:40:47,450 We were playing a fucking jazz 3190 01:40:47,450 --> 01:40:48,040 trio set. 3191 01:40:50,780 --> 01:40:51,180 Myself. 3192 01:40:51,820 --> 01:40:52,480 Eddie Norr. 3193 01:40:52,580 --> 01:40:53,040 Myself. 3194 01:40:53,040 --> 01:40:53,220 On. 3195 01:40:53,460 --> 01:40:53,860 On. 3196 01:40:53,860 --> 01:40:54,560 On bass. 3197 01:40:56,460 --> 01:40:57,080 Jordan B. 3198 01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:57,080 Jordan B. 3199 01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:57,080 Jordan B. 3200 01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:57,080 Jordan B. 3201 01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:58,200 Peter's in our band. 3202 01:40:58,200 --> 01:41:00,090 And none other than Eddie 3203 01:41:00,090 --> 01:41:01,560 Jordan on sacks. 3204 01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:06,540 But we did it. 3205 01:41:06,940 --> 01:41:07,980 Strawberries and cream pulled 3206 01:41:07,980 --> 01:41:08,780 it out the bag. 3207 01:41:09,740 --> 01:41:11,640 Went to watch Coco Gauff win. 3208 01:41:12,680 --> 01:41:14,120 Her third round match was it. 3209 01:41:15,580 --> 01:41:17,260 Sadly she was knocked out today. 3210 01:41:17,260 --> 01:41:17,560 And. 3211 01:41:17,560 --> 01:41:18,120 Yeah. 3212 01:41:18,120 --> 01:41:19,480 I mean. 3213 01:41:19,480 --> 01:41:24,420 I'm going back tonight. 3214 01:41:25,140 --> 01:41:26,070 Because we have another session 3215 01:41:26,070 --> 01:41:26,900 on tomorrow. 3216 01:41:27,460 --> 01:41:28,260 We have an hour. 3217 01:41:28,420 --> 01:41:29,400 An afternoon set. 3218 01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:31,780 Just outside Heming Hill. 3219 01:41:32,060 --> 01:41:33,060 Me and the three boys. 3220 01:41:35,020 --> 01:41:36,040 The Buccaneers. 3221 01:41:36,900 --> 01:41:37,180 Curtis. 3222 01:41:37,540 --> 01:41:37,700 Oh. 3223 01:41:37,800 --> 01:41:38,440 Caleb Carr. 3224 01:41:38,520 --> 01:41:39,140 Thank you very much. 3225 01:41:40,360 --> 01:41:40,920 In fact. 3226 01:41:40,960 --> 01:41:41,880 Somebody was saying to me the 3227 01:41:41,880 --> 01:41:42,320 last day. 3228 01:41:42,400 --> 01:41:44,600 There's an Eddie Jordan doc. 3229 01:41:46,360 --> 01:41:46,680 On. 3230 01:41:46,740 --> 01:41:47,700 We might have a little look at 3231 01:41:47,700 --> 01:41:48,060 that. 3232 01:41:52,680 --> 01:41:55,100 On Killian M2's channel. 3233 01:41:55,740 --> 01:41:56,560 Killian M2's is the best 3234 01:41:56,560 --> 01:41:57,740 YouTube channel. 3235 01:42:01,060 --> 01:42:01,800 Curtis Ryan. 3236 01:42:01,900 --> 01:42:02,800 Thank you very much. 3237 01:42:04,000 --> 01:42:05,040 Get down to your local. 3238 01:42:05,340 --> 01:42:06,700 Mercedes dealer please. 3239 01:42:07,280 --> 01:42:08,480 They want you to go down there. 3240 01:42:08,620 --> 01:42:09,160 They need you. 3241 01:42:10,900 --> 01:42:11,800 But we all had to check in as 3242 01:42:11,800 --> 01:42:12,720 well. 3243 01:42:12,780 --> 01:42:13,320 In the hospital. 3244 01:42:13,520 --> 01:42:14,660 Because we had a radiation. 3245 01:42:14,860 --> 01:42:15,640 From drinking the fucking. 3246 01:42:15,820 --> 01:42:16,960 The goose that was. 3247 01:42:18,460 --> 01:42:19,060 All the way. 3248 01:42:19,140 --> 01:42:20,240 Came all the way from Pripyat. 3249 01:42:20,320 --> 01:42:20,840 In Chernobyl. 3250 01:42:21,480 --> 01:42:22,380 And a cornucopia. 3251 01:42:22,540 --> 01:42:23,520 Smash court tennis. 3252 01:42:27,500 --> 01:42:28,400 Thank you very much. 3253 01:42:36,980 --> 01:42:38,240 Hard to keep a perspective. 3254 01:42:39,260 --> 01:42:40,140 Not when they come to me. 3255 01:42:40,780 --> 01:42:41,860 I'm pretty tough on them. 3256 01:42:42,220 --> 01:42:43,000 Look how bad things they need 3257 01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:43,380 to be. 3258 01:42:43,520 --> 01:42:44,020 In what way. 3259 01:42:44,220 --> 01:42:44,840 In everywhere. 3260 01:42:45,300 --> 01:42:46,480 In terms of. 3261 01:42:46,940 --> 01:42:47,820 Ethicates manners. 3262 01:42:48,320 --> 01:42:49,620 The sound is goosed. 3263 01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:50,640 Physically well prepared. 3264 01:42:50,760 --> 01:42:51,580 Mentally well prepared. 3265 01:42:52,240 --> 01:42:52,940 Inch in to detail. 3266 01:42:53,060 --> 01:42:53,600 Their appearance. 3267 01:42:54,660 --> 01:42:55,320 What they like in front of 3268 01:42:55,320 --> 01:42:56,160 cameras. 3269 01:42:56,360 --> 01:42:57,680 And various things like that. 3270 01:42:58,680 --> 01:42:59,300 Is becoming more and more 3271 01:42:59,300 --> 01:43:00,280 important. 3272 01:43:00,480 --> 01:43:01,680 That the right kind of person. 3273 01:43:01,760 --> 01:43:02,660 Is coming from our stable. 3274 01:43:03,480 --> 01:43:05,100 And are well behaved. 3275 01:43:05,300 --> 01:43:05,800 And mannerly. 3276 01:43:07,380 --> 01:43:08,080 Don't become. 3277 01:43:08,160 --> 01:43:08,940 Or act like hooligans. 3278 01:43:09,200 --> 01:43:09,800 It's very important. 3279 01:43:09,980 --> 01:43:10,280 Were you. 3280 01:43:10,280 --> 01:43:11,120 That's. 3281 01:43:11,120 --> 01:43:11,160 That's. 3282 01:43:11,220 --> 01:43:12,060 That's the essence. 3283 01:43:12,060 --> 01:43:13,020 Of Eddie Normie. 3284 01:43:14,480 --> 01:43:14,880 Don't. 3285 01:43:14,940 --> 01:43:15,000 Be. 3286 01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:15,860 Don't behave. 3287 01:43:16,420 --> 01:43:17,160 Like hooligans. 3288 01:43:18,600 --> 01:43:19,500 He's a good guy. 3289 01:43:22,760 --> 01:43:23,480 Well behaved. 3290 01:43:23,580 --> 01:43:24,080 He's a gent. 3291 01:43:24,480 --> 01:43:25,180 A gentleman. 3292 01:43:27,180 --> 01:43:28,080 I don't know an expression for 3293 01:43:28,080 --> 01:43:29,130 you, prima donna. You were 3294 01:43:29,130 --> 01:43:30,440 European champion after all. 3295 01:43:31,840 --> 01:43:32,740 I thought they probably thought 3296 01:43:32,740 --> 01:43:33,360 I was. 3297 01:43:33,760 --> 01:43:35,170 But I didn't have anyone to 3298 01:43:35,170 --> 01:43:37,060 slap me like I slapped these 3299 01:43:37,060 --> 01:43:37,720 guys. 3300 01:43:37,840 --> 01:43:41,320 The thing about Jordan, Jordanian 3301 01:43:41,320 --> 01:43:43,400 families is he says he didn't 3302 01:43:43,400 --> 01:43:44,760 have anyone to slap him. 3303 01:43:45,860 --> 01:43:46,550 That's because he's just a bit 3304 01:43:46,550 --> 01:43:48,350 embarrassed about the slaps I 3305 01:43:48,350 --> 01:43:50,380 dished out to him on Mondello. 3306 01:43:51,660 --> 01:43:53,440 It's almost six o'clock. 3307 01:43:54,440 --> 01:43:56,180 I feel that in some ways that 3308 01:43:56,180 --> 01:43:57,650 if I'd had a manager or a 3309 01:43:57,650 --> 01:43:59,470 person looking after me like I 3310 01:43:59,470 --> 01:44:01,540 look after the other people, 3311 01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:02,590 I might have been a better 3312 01:44:02,590 --> 01:44:03,300 driver for it. 3313 01:44:03,540 --> 01:44:04,320 But I'm actually glad now I 3314 01:44:04,320 --> 01:44:05,390 didn't because then I would 3315 01:44:05,390 --> 01:44:06,620 have missed the opportunity of 3316 01:44:06,620 --> 01:44:07,550 running the team and the 3317 01:44:07,550 --> 01:44:08,200 management, 3318 01:44:08,340 --> 01:44:09,760 which I'm at a better level 3319 01:44:09,760 --> 01:44:11,100 from an age group point of view 3320 01:44:11,100 --> 01:44:12,610 because I was too old for what 3321 01:44:12,610 --> 01:44:13,920 I was doing relatively in 3322 01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:14,600 racing. 3323 01:44:15,060 --> 01:44:16,260 And I'm now just at the right 3324 01:44:16,260 --> 01:44:17,990 point where my confidence is 3325 01:44:17,990 --> 01:44:18,560 good. 3326 01:44:18,560 --> 01:44:20,910 I feel I have the ability to do 3327 01:44:20,910 --> 01:44:21,440 it. 3328 01:44:21,640 --> 01:44:22,660 I'm very confident. 3329 01:44:22,780 --> 01:44:24,090 I have this dream and I have a 3330 01:44:24,090 --> 01:44:25,330 goal and I'm on target to 3331 01:44:25,330 --> 01:44:26,180 achieve it. 3332 01:44:26,540 --> 01:44:27,680 The dream is this. 3333 01:44:28,080 --> 01:44:29,400 The new recipe, guys. 3334 01:44:30,300 --> 01:44:31,930 I actually had a bit of a 3335 01:44:31,930 --> 01:44:34,340 fucking run in with the Gordy. 3336 01:44:35,560 --> 01:44:37,120 The other day on the M50, I was 3337 01:44:37,120 --> 01:44:39,520 pulled over and they wanted to 3338 01:44:39,520 --> 01:44:40,280 do it. 3339 01:44:40,280 --> 01:44:42,140 They were just checking for tax. 3340 01:44:43,780 --> 01:44:44,440 And license and fucking all 3341 01:44:44,440 --> 01:44:46,280 that kind of stuff. 3342 01:44:46,340 --> 01:44:46,660 NCT. 3343 01:44:47,440 --> 01:44:49,050 Unfortunately, I didn't have my 3344 01:44:49,050 --> 01:44:50,520 tax disc in at the time because 3345 01:44:50,520 --> 01:44:51,960 it still hadn't arrived. 3346 01:44:53,660 --> 01:44:54,840 And I remember getting stung 3347 01:44:54,840 --> 01:44:56,560 the last time. 3348 01:44:56,620 --> 01:44:58,260 They said, we still need proof. 3349 01:44:59,120 --> 01:45:01,800 And I handed them the documents. 3350 01:45:02,380 --> 01:45:03,550 They said, you could have made 3351 01:45:03,550 --> 01:45:04,600 that yourself. 3352 01:45:04,900 --> 01:45:05,680 I was like, fuck's sake. 3353 01:45:05,980 --> 01:45:08,500 So what I did was, there was no 3354 01:45:08,500 --> 01:45:09,600 tax disc in. 3355 01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:11,220 I stuck this in. 3356 01:45:11,940 --> 01:45:14,020 The fucking lid of the San Pellegrino 3357 01:45:14,020 --> 01:45:15,980 into the tax disc slot. 3358 01:45:18,440 --> 01:45:19,010 And it just, that's what it 3359 01:45:19,010 --> 01:45:19,980 said. 3360 01:45:20,640 --> 01:45:21,190 And they looked at it and they 3361 01:45:21,190 --> 01:45:22,330 looked at it and they looked 3362 01:45:22,330 --> 01:45:22,900 back at me. 3363 01:45:23,420 --> 01:45:24,540 Looked at the fucking disc. 3364 01:45:25,540 --> 01:45:26,300 Looked at me. 3365 01:45:27,560 --> 01:45:28,460 Looked at me again. 3366 01:45:28,620 --> 01:45:30,380 And I just looked down their 3367 01:45:30,380 --> 01:45:32,470 eyes and like, didn't even have 3368 01:45:32,470 --> 01:45:33,280 to speak. 3369 01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:34,180 I was like, yeah. 3370 01:45:36,380 --> 01:45:37,800 New fucking recipe, man. 3371 01:45:39,080 --> 01:45:40,560 And with that, no questions. 3372 01:45:40,720 --> 01:45:41,600 They just walked away. 3373 01:45:43,000 --> 01:45:44,170 Walked away as if, as if to say, 3374 01:45:44,170 --> 01:45:46,440 don't fuck with this guy. 3375 01:45:47,620 --> 01:45:49,280 San Pellegrino, tax disc. 3376 01:45:50,140 --> 01:45:51,500 You bet your ass. 3377 01:45:51,500 --> 01:45:57,990 I'll never ever forget the 3378 01:45:57,990 --> 01:46:05,690 first time I took a cool, hard 3379 01:46:05,690 --> 01:46:12,440 swig of San Pellegrino. 3380 01:46:13,360 --> 01:46:14,690 This was back in the day before 3381 01:46:14,690 --> 01:46:17,480 I had gone fully, fully legitimized 3382 01:46:17,480 --> 01:46:20,260 in the commoner's drinks market. 3383 01:46:20,260 --> 01:46:22,270 You could only get this shit 3384 01:46:22,270 --> 01:46:23,380 from Italy. 3385 01:46:24,720 --> 01:46:25,160 John. 3386 01:46:27,560 --> 01:46:28,190 Luckily for, luckily for me, I 3387 01:46:28,190 --> 01:46:31,010 had a fucking villa out in Lake 3388 01:46:31,010 --> 01:46:32,020 Garda. 3389 01:46:33,560 --> 01:46:34,520 I had fucking crates of this 3390 01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:35,760 ship to me. 3391 01:46:36,480 --> 01:46:38,020 By the Sicilian mafia. 3392 01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:39,640 Over in New York. 3393 01:46:46,160 --> 01:46:47,120 Sorry, it's reversed. 3394 01:46:47,840 --> 01:46:48,760 Yeah, it was bottled. 3395 01:46:48,840 --> 01:46:49,900 It was bottled back then. 3396 01:46:49,960 --> 01:46:52,020 It was in glass. 3397 01:46:55,340 --> 01:46:55,550 Right now, all you guys only 3398 01:46:55,550 --> 01:46:59,600 know the tin, the taste of tin. 3399 01:47:00,360 --> 01:47:02,300 But you've never, ever, ever 3400 01:47:02,300 --> 01:47:05,670 felt the sensual, sensuosity of 3401 01:47:05,670 --> 01:47:07,180 glass against lip. 3402 01:47:07,840 --> 01:47:10,690 And then San Pelle trickling 3403 01:47:10,690 --> 01:47:13,130 its way down like a fucking ice 3404 01:47:13,130 --> 01:47:14,240 cascade. 3405 01:47:14,240 --> 01:47:16,230 A cavalcade of refreshment 3406 01:47:16,230 --> 01:47:17,140 bubbles. 3407 01:47:17,480 --> 01:47:19,060 Going down your esophagus. 3408 01:47:19,480 --> 01:47:20,480 And into the fucking body bag. 3409 01:47:20,480 --> 01:47:20,480 And into the fucking body bag. 3410 01:47:20,480 --> 01:47:21,440 And into the fucking body bag. 3411 01:47:21,440 --> 01:47:24,920 I am Connor Williams. 3412 01:47:26,460 --> 01:47:28,020 And it's almost six o'clock. 3413 01:47:28,160 --> 01:47:29,430 I remember the first, you know 3414 01:47:29,430 --> 01:47:30,760 who put me on to San Pelle? 3415 01:47:32,320 --> 01:47:33,540 And he's going to be thinking, 3416 01:47:33,540 --> 01:47:34,480 here you go again, name 3417 01:47:34,480 --> 01:47:35,160 dropping. 3418 01:47:36,380 --> 01:47:38,560 None other than Joseph Coney. 3419 01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:40,860 Joseph Coney.ie.ie. 3420 01:47:40,860 --> 01:47:42,870 Who was running his own little 3421 01:47:42,870 --> 01:47:44,880 fucking social news site back 3422 01:47:44,880 --> 01:47:45,840 in the day. 3423 01:47:46,100 --> 01:47:49,700 Just before journal.ie and joe.ie 3424 01:47:49,700 --> 01:47:52,510 ruled the roost in the online 3425 01:47:52,510 --> 01:47:55,400 Irish news marketplace. 3426 01:47:56,740 --> 01:47:58,150 Joseph Coney was actually 3427 01:47:58,150 --> 01:47:59,180 trying his hand. 3428 01:48:00,480 --> 01:48:02,630 Trying to do clickbait sort of 3429 01:48:02,630 --> 01:48:03,300 stuff. 3430 01:48:03,880 --> 01:48:05,550 But he just didn't have a grasp 3431 01:48:05,550 --> 01:48:07,550 of Ireland or the cultural 3432 01:48:07,550 --> 01:48:09,000 norms or mores. 3433 01:48:09,780 --> 01:48:11,180 I was trying to do fucking PR 3434 01:48:11,180 --> 01:48:12,040 for him. 3435 01:48:12,100 --> 01:48:13,540 But he was just a lost case. 3436 01:48:13,740 --> 01:48:15,850 He also had a lot of bad rep 3437 01:48:15,850 --> 01:48:17,180 behind him. 3438 01:48:18,080 --> 01:48:19,460 Because the world was just, it 3439 01:48:19,460 --> 01:48:21,580 was just around the time. 3440 01:48:22,280 --> 01:48:23,600 That the world was coming round 3441 01:48:23,600 --> 01:48:25,360 to Joseph Coney and his wily 3442 01:48:25,360 --> 01:48:26,000 ways. 3443 01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:28,250 As the commandeer of a child 3444 01:48:28,250 --> 01:48:31,280 army battalion.ie. 3445 01:48:32,020 --> 01:48:33,200 Out in Uganda. 3446 01:48:34,280 --> 01:48:36,160 Joseph Coney.ie. 3447 01:48:36,360 --> 01:48:37,920 It's all six o'clock. 3448 01:48:38,160 --> 01:48:38,930 So I said to Joseph, do you 3449 01:48:38,930 --> 01:48:40,040 want to join the fucking, do 3450 01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:41,440 you want to become, I've got a 3451 01:48:41,440 --> 01:48:42,160 band called 3452 01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:43,280 Three Way Conus. 3453 01:48:44,640 --> 01:48:46,000 I was like this. 3454 01:48:52,100 --> 01:48:53,140 Yeah, Conus. 3455 01:48:54,700 --> 01:48:56,380 I've got a fucking jazz three 3456 01:48:56,380 --> 01:48:57,020 way man. 3457 01:48:57,700 --> 01:48:59,240 Do you want to join up and link 3458 01:48:59,240 --> 01:49:00,060 forces. 3459 01:49:01,420 --> 01:49:03,350 He was like, he couldn't speak 3460 01:49:03,350 --> 01:49:04,260 English. 3461 01:49:04,360 --> 01:49:05,700 He was just kind of looking nonplussed. 3462 01:49:08,660 --> 01:49:23,740 And he was like, no man. 3463 01:49:23,740 --> 01:49:25,990 I'm into fucking child army 3464 01:49:25,990 --> 01:49:26,820 units. 3465 01:49:28,100 --> 01:49:28,840 And I'm trying to break the 3466 01:49:28,840 --> 01:49:31,130 fucking Irish online digital 3467 01:49:31,130 --> 01:49:33,530 market for news and fucking 3468 01:49:33,530 --> 01:49:34,840 stories and stuff like that. 3469 01:49:35,520 --> 01:49:36,450 And he just, he wasn't 3470 01:49:36,450 --> 01:49:38,530 interested in the music side of 3471 01:49:38,530 --> 01:49:39,360 things. 3472 01:49:39,400 --> 01:49:40,780 But he was a very musical man. 3473 01:49:41,040 --> 01:49:42,560 It's almost six o'clock. 3474 01:49:42,680 --> 01:49:44,020 He had the fucking African 3475 01:49:44,020 --> 01:49:45,360 beats down, you know. 3476 01:49:46,860 --> 01:49:49,130 But he had to go back to Uganda 3477 01:49:49,130 --> 01:49:51,400 and actually give someone an 3478 01:49:51,400 --> 01:49:53,140 African beat down. 3479 01:49:53,580 --> 01:49:55,280 Because they were commandeering 3480 01:49:55,280 --> 01:49:56,570 his child army and not doing a 3481 01:49:56,570 --> 01:49:57,300 great job. 3482 01:49:58,060 --> 01:49:59,840 And Joseph Coney.ie was dead in 3483 01:49:59,840 --> 01:50:00,760 the ground. 3484 01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:02,860 Joseph Coney.ie. 3485 01:50:02,860 --> 01:50:24,400 Jordan Racing. 3486 01:50:24,400 --> 01:50:44,400 Jordan, you old snake in the 3487 01:50:44,400 --> 01:50:51,120 grass. 3488 01:50:52,480 --> 01:50:53,940 The Me Too generation. 3489 01:50:54,360 --> 01:50:55,740 Never caught up with Jordan. 3490 01:51:12,600 --> 01:51:13,440 There he is. 3491 01:51:13,560 --> 01:51:14,460 The man himself. 3492 01:51:14,860 --> 01:51:16,140 The Jordanian dream. 3493 01:51:16,440 --> 01:51:18,140 The Jordanian dreamer. 3494 01:51:19,560 --> 01:51:20,940 Back in the good times. 3495 01:51:20,940 --> 01:51:25,200 Well, they all have four wheels, 3496 01:51:25,200 --> 01:51:26,700 for sure. 3497 01:51:26,960 --> 01:51:28,200 And they all have a monocoque. 3498 01:51:28,820 --> 01:51:32,680 But it's like going to the pub 3499 01:51:32,680 --> 01:51:34,020 and there's 50 girls in there. 3500 01:51:34,100 --> 01:51:35,020 You'll always be attracted to 3501 01:51:35,020 --> 01:51:36,020 one more than another, won't 3502 01:51:36,020 --> 01:51:36,300 you? 3503 01:51:36,320 --> 01:51:37,320 I think it would anyway. 3504 01:51:37,320 --> 01:51:38,820 Or going to the pub and there's 3505 01:51:38,820 --> 01:51:40,160 50 girls in there. 3506 01:51:40,160 --> 01:51:41,160 You'll always be attracted to 3507 01:51:41,160 --> 01:51:42,160 one more than another, won't 3508 01:51:42,160 --> 01:51:42,440 you? 3509 01:51:42,440 --> 01:51:43,460 I think it would anyway. 3510 01:51:43,660 --> 01:51:44,780 Or going to the pub and there's 3511 01:51:44,780 --> 01:51:45,960 50 girls in there. 3512 01:51:46,040 --> 01:51:46,960 You'll always be attracted to 3513 01:51:46,960 --> 01:51:47,960 one more than another, won't 3514 01:51:47,960 --> 01:51:48,240 you? 3515 01:51:48,240 --> 01:51:49,260 I think it would anyway. 3516 01:51:49,420 --> 01:51:51,140 Or whatever your fancy is. 3517 01:51:51,240 --> 01:51:52,300 But in that context, there's 3518 01:51:52,300 --> 01:51:53,080 always... 3519 01:51:53,080 --> 01:51:54,200 That's what life's about. 3520 01:51:54,260 --> 01:51:55,240 There has to be a choice. 3521 01:51:55,820 --> 01:51:57,060 Your body tells you that... 3522 01:51:57,060 --> 01:51:58,060 I love women. 3523 01:51:58,680 --> 01:51:59,880 I'm mad about women. 3524 01:52:00,220 --> 01:52:01,700 I've been married three times. 3525 01:52:01,920 --> 01:52:03,580 I'm infatuated with women. 3526 01:52:03,680 --> 01:52:05,100 It's a very, very pretty car. 3527 01:52:11,320 --> 01:52:13,170 If you can imagine the smell of 3528 01:52:13,170 --> 01:52:15,080 burning rubber and high octane 3529 01:52:15,080 --> 01:52:15,440 fuel. 3530 01:52:15,960 --> 01:52:17,050 And mix it with the fragrance 3531 01:52:17,050 --> 01:52:17,920 of flowers. 3532 01:52:18,080 --> 01:52:19,020 Then you'll know you're in 3533 01:52:19,020 --> 01:52:20,320 Birmingham for the August Bank 3534 01:52:20,320 --> 01:52:21,220 holiday weekend. 3535 01:52:21,840 --> 01:52:22,910 This is the weekend they stage 3536 01:52:22,910 --> 01:52:24,680 the Birmingham Super Prix. 3537 01:52:24,740 --> 01:52:26,080 In other words, the ninth round 3538 01:52:26,080 --> 01:52:27,400 of the International Formula 3539 01:52:27,400 --> 01:52:28,900 3000 Championship. 3540 01:52:29,260 --> 01:52:30,300 And they'll run it through the 3541 01:52:30,300 --> 01:52:31,400 streets of the city. 3542 01:52:31,980 --> 01:52:32,720 Now we're in the... 3543 01:52:32,720 --> 01:52:33,770 There's a percentage of his 3544 01:52:33,770 --> 01:52:34,700 salary for Eddie Jordan 3545 01:52:34,700 --> 01:52:35,340 Management. 3546 01:52:36,120 --> 01:52:37,080 ...this is his first Formula 3547 01:52:37,080 --> 01:52:37,840 One season. 3548 01:52:37,940 --> 01:52:38,820 What would you be looking for? 3549 01:52:38,880 --> 01:52:39,580 What would they... 3550 01:52:39,580 --> 01:52:46,460 What a legend. 3551 01:52:47,260 --> 01:52:48,060 Eddie Normie. 3552 01:53:05,060 --> 01:53:06,380 What a legend, man. 3553 01:53:07,400 --> 01:53:07,800 Yeah. 3554 01:53:07,800 --> 01:53:08,040 Yeah. 3555 01:53:11,480 --> 01:53:12,000 Jordan. 3556 01:53:12,480 --> 01:53:12,760 Eddie. 3557 01:53:13,140 --> 01:53:13,540 Eddie. 3558 01:53:14,040 --> 01:53:14,380 Jordan. 3559 01:53:14,820 --> 01:53:15,180 Yeah. 3560 01:53:15,640 --> 01:53:16,020 Yeah. 3561 01:53:16,020 --> 01:53:16,080 Yeah. 3562 01:53:22,760 --> 01:53:23,920 There he is. 3563 01:53:24,440 --> 01:53:25,000 The man. 3564 01:53:25,100 --> 01:53:25,580 The myth. 3565 01:53:26,000 --> 01:53:26,480 The legend. 3566 01:53:26,740 --> 01:53:28,820 None other than Eddie Jordan. 3567 01:53:29,620 --> 01:53:30,360 The hero. 3568 01:53:31,280 --> 01:53:32,620 There's Eddie's chinchilla. 3569 01:53:32,620 --> 01:53:32,680 There's Eddie's chinchilla. 3570 01:53:32,680 --> 01:53:33,640 No way. 3571 01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:34,220 No way. 3572 01:53:35,660 --> 01:53:37,780 Eddie Jordan's chinchilla. 3573 01:53:38,980 --> 01:53:40,520 Can't believe he made the cut. 3574 01:53:43,660 --> 01:53:43,390 That was shortly before he ran 3575 01:53:43,390 --> 01:53:46,580 over him on the fucking moped. 3576 01:53:47,620 --> 01:53:48,170 We had to go bury him behind 3577 01:53:48,170 --> 01:53:50,160 the bullring in Birmingham. 3578 01:53:53,740 --> 01:53:58,120 The Jordan flamenco set. 3579 01:53:58,120 --> 01:53:59,840 The Jordan flamenco set. 3580 01:54:00,640 --> 01:54:01,580 The Eddie Jordan. 3581 01:54:01,580 --> 01:54:02,580 The Eddie... 3582 01:54:02,580 --> 01:54:04,050 None other than the Eddie 3583 01:54:04,050 --> 01:54:05,540 Jordan flamenco unit. 3584 01:54:06,300 --> 01:54:08,280 Remember, those were the days. 3585 01:54:09,280 --> 01:54:10,420 Grid girls. 3586 01:54:10,420 --> 01:54:11,500 Pit stops. 3587 01:54:11,960 --> 01:54:12,840 Living fast. 3588 01:54:13,620 --> 01:54:13,800 There. 3589 01:54:14,360 --> 01:54:15,600 Hello, hello, hello. 3590 01:54:15,600 --> 01:54:15,640 Hello. 3591 01:54:15,640 --> 01:54:16,640 Hello. 3592 01:54:16,640 --> 01:54:20,160 The red and white car on the 3593 01:54:20,160 --> 01:54:21,640 inside. 3594 01:54:21,760 --> 01:54:23,730 Number 26 is Eric Comas for 3595 01:54:23,730 --> 01:54:25,100 current... 3596 01:54:25,100 --> 01:54:26,400 Chief, what they know, has. 3597 01:54:26,560 --> 01:54:27,860 I certainly didn't enjoy it. 3598 01:54:27,900 --> 01:54:29,260 It was a very large focus off. 3599 01:54:29,340 --> 01:54:30,240 You had... 3600 01:54:30,240 --> 01:54:31,100 Get where you've got. 3601 01:54:31,340 --> 01:54:32,360 Yeah, but that doesn't worry me. 3602 01:54:32,560 --> 01:54:33,380 I'm very... 3603 01:54:33,380 --> 01:54:34,700 I'm motivated by a different 3604 01:54:34,700 --> 01:54:35,160 thing. 3605 01:54:35,460 --> 01:54:36,570 The money or the monetary 3606 01:54:36,570 --> 01:54:38,220 things don't motivate me. 3607 01:54:38,220 --> 01:54:38,900 Never have done. 3608 01:54:39,680 --> 01:54:40,920 If we have certain things that 3609 01:54:40,920 --> 01:54:42,670 may seem invious to other 3610 01:54:42,670 --> 01:54:43,340 people, 3611 01:54:43,600 --> 01:54:44,280 they're not invious. 3612 01:54:44,360 --> 01:54:45,580 They don't seem important to us. 3613 01:54:45,640 --> 01:54:46,680 They're just something that... 3614 01:54:46,680 --> 01:54:48,020 Cause celebraire. 3615 01:54:48,220 --> 01:54:49,500 I just put pen to paper on a 3616 01:54:49,500 --> 01:54:51,500 new pension deal from Zurich. 3617 01:54:51,980 --> 01:54:52,820 You should too, John. 3618 01:54:54,200 --> 01:54:55,200 Norwood too. 3619 01:54:56,480 --> 01:54:57,580 For myself, my family, for my 3620 01:54:57,580 --> 01:54:59,800 team, for Ireland, for anyone. 3621 01:55:00,040 --> 01:55:01,240 It's the first time and, you 3622 01:55:01,240 --> 01:55:02,650 know, I can't actually pinpoint 3623 01:55:02,650 --> 01:55:03,860 what is the motivation. 3624 01:55:04,160 --> 01:55:05,200 It's there. 3625 01:55:05,380 --> 01:55:05,880 It's a drug. 3626 01:55:06,600 --> 01:55:07,320 I can't help it. 3627 01:55:07,460 --> 01:55:08,280 I have to pursue it. 3628 01:55:08,880 --> 01:55:09,480 John. 3629 01:55:09,780 --> 01:55:11,020 And that's the ethos. 3630 01:55:11,020 --> 01:55:11,660 Get a grip. 3631 01:55:12,660 --> 01:55:13,220 You're 38. 3632 01:55:13,220 --> 01:55:14,360 Racing as a drug. 3633 01:55:14,640 --> 01:55:16,440 Driving as a drug. 3634 01:55:16,940 --> 01:55:17,900 Airbnb gold. 3635 01:55:18,060 --> 01:55:19,240 Thank you very much for that. 3636 01:55:22,200 --> 01:55:23,260 Thank you very much. 3637 01:55:24,020 --> 01:55:27,330 Someone sent me a link to an 3638 01:55:27,330 --> 01:55:28,640 Airbnb gold. 3639 01:55:30,220 --> 01:55:31,020 It's on that side. 3640 01:55:31,020 --> 01:55:32,280 It's almost six o'clock. 3641 01:55:32,580 --> 01:55:34,070 Time to get down to your local 3642 01:55:34,070 --> 01:55:35,160 Mercedes dealer 3643 01:55:35,160 --> 01:55:36,740 and ask about test driving the 3644 01:55:36,740 --> 01:55:37,660 new Mercedes. 3645 01:55:38,080 --> 01:55:38,700 Eddie Nordan. 3646 01:55:38,880 --> 01:55:39,700 Thank you so much. 3647 01:55:42,500 --> 01:55:42,880 Set. 3648 01:55:45,000 --> 01:55:45,840 This is where... 3649 01:55:45,840 --> 01:55:47,400 This is my Airbnb, guys. 3650 01:55:47,460 --> 01:55:48,560 If you wanted to rent this out. 3651 01:55:49,000 --> 01:55:50,100 I've got it up on daft at the 3652 01:55:50,100 --> 01:55:50,760 moment. 3653 01:55:52,580 --> 01:55:53,000 The boom. 3654 01:55:53,040 --> 01:55:54,760 I've just spoke to your wife. 3655 01:55:56,560 --> 01:55:57,690 You've been the victim of bank 3656 01:55:57,690 --> 01:55:58,680 fraud. 3657 01:55:58,840 --> 01:55:59,920 Thanks so much. 3658 01:56:00,900 --> 01:56:02,090 Now this is just something I 3659 01:56:02,090 --> 01:56:04,220 threw together myself. 3660 01:56:05,220 --> 01:56:06,160 It's a fucking holiday home 3661 01:56:06,160 --> 01:56:07,720 really, you know. 3662 01:56:07,940 --> 01:56:09,520 Not something I want to live in. 3663 01:56:10,000 --> 01:56:11,440 I wouldn't want to live here. 3664 01:56:12,200 --> 01:56:13,340 But I'd definitely take a break 3665 01:56:13,340 --> 01:56:13,900 here. 3666 01:56:14,720 --> 01:56:15,920 I'd offer you a bit of slur but 3667 01:56:15,920 --> 01:56:17,700 I raided most of that last 3668 01:56:17,700 --> 01:56:18,480 night. 3669 01:56:19,160 --> 01:56:19,760 Do you know if you blame me 3670 01:56:19,760 --> 01:56:20,360 though? 3671 01:56:20,980 --> 01:56:22,160 After the week I've had. 3672 01:56:22,340 --> 01:56:23,440 Thanks Killian William. 3673 01:56:23,900 --> 01:56:24,780 And thanks for the tip off 3674 01:56:24,780 --> 01:56:26,560 about the Eddie Jordan doco. 3675 01:56:27,100 --> 01:56:28,400 On Network 2. 3676 01:56:28,980 --> 01:56:29,940 Aviva Insurance 2. 3677 01:56:30,160 --> 01:56:30,760 And Eddie Norden. 3678 01:56:30,860 --> 01:56:31,180 Thank you. 3679 01:56:32,860 --> 01:56:33,980 Yeah it's just seven. 3680 01:56:34,100 --> 01:56:35,630 We put the price at seven grand 3681 01:56:35,630 --> 01:56:36,220 a week. 3682 01:56:36,460 --> 01:56:37,120 Five better. 3683 01:56:37,840 --> 01:56:38,620 Five bather. 3684 01:56:40,940 --> 01:56:42,100 That's the pool there. 3685 01:56:43,680 --> 01:56:44,590 Yeah had a few fucking great 3686 01:56:44,590 --> 01:56:45,940 sets there. 3687 01:56:46,740 --> 01:56:47,520 Home sets. 3688 01:56:50,680 --> 01:56:51,640 Crack the vinyl out. 3689 01:56:51,640 --> 01:56:53,640 Full on techno. 3690 01:56:53,640 --> 01:56:54,040 Full on techno. 3691 01:56:54,440 --> 01:56:55,300 Back in the day. 3692 01:56:55,400 --> 01:56:56,320 Don't do that anymore. 3693 01:56:56,520 --> 01:56:56,940 Can't. 3694 01:56:58,660 --> 01:56:59,140 I haven't got the fucking 3695 01:56:59,140 --> 01:57:00,120 energy. 3696 01:57:01,320 --> 01:57:02,320 I'd just reach for the 3697 01:57:02,320 --> 01:57:05,370 auxiliary cable and fucking 3698 01:57:05,370 --> 01:57:07,700 slap on an iPod Megamix. 3699 01:57:09,980 --> 01:57:10,480 iTunes. 3700 01:57:10,480 --> 01:57:15,100 Yeah it's a lovely little bit 3701 01:57:15,100 --> 01:57:19,980 of fucking woodwork there. 3702 01:57:21,280 --> 01:57:21,820 Cladding. 3703 01:57:22,000 --> 01:57:23,380 Lovely cladding should I say. 3704 01:57:27,200 --> 01:57:28,460 Great great scenes. 3705 01:57:28,580 --> 01:57:29,420 Great memories there. 3706 01:57:30,540 --> 01:57:31,460 Great house parties. 3707 01:57:35,120 --> 01:57:36,520 Another little garage there. 3708 01:57:36,520 --> 01:57:36,520 Another little garage there. 3709 01:57:40,600 --> 01:57:41,430 We had this place designed by 3710 01:57:41,430 --> 01:57:43,920 Brian Beru. 3711 01:57:51,300 --> 01:57:52,440 Some of the fittings were done. 3712 01:57:52,440 --> 01:57:54,120 We had a great smeg fridge. 3713 01:57:54,700 --> 01:57:55,640 We had to get rid of that. 3714 01:57:55,920 --> 01:57:57,880 And stick in a fucking Bosch. 3715 01:57:58,840 --> 01:57:59,470 Because the smeg was just 3716 01:57:59,470 --> 01:58:01,720 fucking leaking the whole time. 3717 01:58:01,920 --> 01:58:03,100 He spent so much money on the 3718 01:58:03,100 --> 01:58:04,020 fucking thing. 3719 01:58:05,380 --> 01:58:06,060 And then it was leaking. 3720 01:58:13,500 --> 01:58:15,000 That phone doesn't work anymore. 3721 01:58:19,160 --> 01:58:20,410 The great thing about this gaff 3722 01:58:20,410 --> 01:58:21,350 is you can have a bit of a 3723 01:58:21,350 --> 01:58:22,360 conference as well. 3724 01:58:23,880 --> 01:58:26,310 I remember when I was trying to 3725 01:58:26,310 --> 01:58:30,230 woo Mercedes, Zurich and Eddie 3726 01:58:30,230 --> 01:58:31,380 Hobbes. 3727 01:58:34,620 --> 01:58:35,760 I was trying to merge. 3728 01:58:36,180 --> 01:58:38,850 I was trying to merge Mercedes, 3729 01:58:38,850 --> 01:58:41,580 Zurich and Eddie Hobbes into 3730 01:58:41,580 --> 01:58:44,560 one powerful fucking business 3731 01:58:44,560 --> 01:58:45,440 unit. 3732 01:58:47,560 --> 01:58:50,120 Of Hobbes-y days. 3733 01:58:51,120 --> 01:58:52,110 But Zurich pulled out of the 3734 01:58:52,110 --> 01:58:53,980 merger at the last min. 3735 01:58:54,760 --> 01:58:55,160 Why? 3736 01:58:56,000 --> 01:58:57,010 Because they wanted their name 3737 01:58:57,010 --> 01:58:59,120 reflected in the fucking brand. 3738 01:59:03,640 --> 01:59:03,780 I said at the time, like, you 3739 01:59:03,780 --> 01:59:05,100 know. 3740 01:59:05,580 --> 01:59:06,300 You've come all this way from 3741 01:59:06,300 --> 01:59:07,820 fucking Switzerland for this. 3742 01:59:09,200 --> 01:59:10,000 Eddie Hobbes has got. 3743 01:59:10,120 --> 01:59:11,060 He has to get the fucking train 3744 01:59:11,060 --> 01:59:11,820 back down to Cork. 3745 01:59:13,780 --> 01:59:15,180 I know Jeff from Mercedes. 3746 01:59:16,680 --> 01:59:17,820 Like, do you really want to be 3747 01:59:17,820 --> 01:59:18,790 going back to the fucking 3748 01:59:18,790 --> 01:59:20,080 mainland Europe to the Alps? 3749 01:59:22,560 --> 01:59:22,800 Without Eddie Hobbes on your 3750 01:59:22,800 --> 01:59:24,540 fucking books. 3751 01:59:26,280 --> 01:59:28,430 And he simply said in Swiss 3752 01:59:28,430 --> 01:59:29,920 German, yeah. 3753 01:59:29,920 --> 01:59:31,760 And just fucked off. 3754 01:59:32,020 --> 01:59:33,120 And that was an insult. 3755 01:59:33,420 --> 01:59:35,090 And at that moment, I saw Eddie 3756 01:59:35,090 --> 01:59:36,900 Hobbes' world collapse. 3757 01:59:37,560 --> 01:59:39,230 That was the moment Eddie Hobbes' 3758 01:59:39,230 --> 01:59:40,520 world caved in. 3759 01:59:41,020 --> 01:59:41,720 It was at the peak. 3760 01:59:41,780 --> 01:59:42,720 It was 2008. 3761 01:59:43,220 --> 01:59:44,160 It was after Eddie Hobbes had 3762 01:59:44,160 --> 01:59:45,550 told everybody to go out and 3763 01:59:45,550 --> 01:59:46,500 buy gold bars. 3764 01:59:50,880 --> 01:59:52,640 It's almost 6 o'clock. 3765 01:59:55,380 --> 01:59:56,440 And, uh... 3766 01:59:56,440 --> 01:59:58,440 He looked at me. 3767 01:59:58,440 --> 01:59:59,560 And I think Eddie... 3768 01:59:59,560 --> 02:00:00,780 The problem with Hobbes is he 3769 02:00:00,780 --> 02:00:02,360 was throwing his weight around. 3770 02:00:03,200 --> 02:00:04,360 Thinking he was the big dick. 3771 02:00:05,360 --> 02:00:07,180 But the guys at Zurich didn't 3772 02:00:07,180 --> 02:00:08,660 really care for him. 3773 02:00:08,760 --> 02:00:10,210 Because when they arrived, they 3774 02:00:10,210 --> 02:00:11,840 actually didn't know who he was. 3775 02:00:11,920 --> 02:00:12,860 They were more interested in 3776 02:00:12,860 --> 02:00:13,380 Mercedes. 3777 02:00:15,740 --> 02:00:17,400 But anyway, we had the steak. 3778 02:00:17,720 --> 02:00:18,460 Filet mignon. 3779 02:00:19,820 --> 02:00:21,520 A bottle of fucking red wine. 3780 02:00:22,520 --> 02:00:23,790 Sent your man back to Dublin 3781 02:00:23,790 --> 02:00:25,480 airport in a taxi. 3782 02:00:26,020 --> 02:00:27,200 Told Hobbes, look man. 3783 02:00:27,740 --> 02:00:28,470 You lose the battle, but you 3784 02:00:28,470 --> 02:00:29,240 don't... 3785 02:00:29,240 --> 02:00:30,260 You haven't lost the war, you 3786 02:00:30,260 --> 02:00:30,600 know? 3787 02:00:31,340 --> 02:00:32,410 And he goes, well, I want to 3788 02:00:32,410 --> 02:00:34,020 start winning the war soon 3789 02:00:34,020 --> 02:00:34,740 enough. 3790 02:00:34,780 --> 02:00:35,890 Because I've just bought a load 3791 02:00:35,890 --> 02:00:36,880 of fucking gold, man. 3792 02:00:37,780 --> 02:00:39,300 I said, well, it's fine, man. 3793 02:00:39,420 --> 02:00:40,220 It's the Celtic Tiger. 3794 02:00:40,400 --> 02:00:41,340 It's never going to die. 3795 02:00:41,680 --> 02:00:42,910 In fact, the Celtic Tiger is 3796 02:00:42,910 --> 02:00:44,810 just going to keep on regenerating 3797 02:00:44,810 --> 02:00:45,500 itself. 3798 02:00:45,500 --> 02:00:46,440 And getting bigger and bigger. 3799 02:00:47,080 --> 02:00:48,550 Turning into a fucking Celtic 3800 02:00:48,550 --> 02:00:49,260 beast. 3801 02:00:49,860 --> 02:00:50,790 Fucking Celtic monster is what 3802 02:00:50,790 --> 02:00:52,020 it's going to be, Ed. 3803 02:00:54,360 --> 02:00:55,640 It's almost six o'clock. 3804 02:00:55,640 --> 02:00:57,360 I think I'd given him the talk. 3805 02:00:57,460 --> 02:00:58,440 And he was like... 3806 02:00:58,440 --> 02:01:00,020 He was like, yeah, boy, yeah, 3807 02:01:00,020 --> 02:01:00,580 right. 3808 02:01:00,660 --> 02:01:01,200 Okay, boy. 3809 02:01:01,700 --> 02:01:02,900 And then he went away. 3810 02:01:03,380 --> 02:01:04,720 And he went and bought more 3811 02:01:04,720 --> 02:01:05,820 bars of gold. 3812 02:01:06,360 --> 02:01:08,200 And sold off other assets. 3813 02:01:09,880 --> 02:01:10,520 And... 3814 02:01:10,520 --> 02:01:13,510 I don't think it was the right 3815 02:01:13,510 --> 02:01:14,400 thing to do. 3816 02:01:14,460 --> 02:01:15,600 I don't think it held its value. 3817 02:01:16,740 --> 02:01:17,410 He lost a lot of money, a lot 3818 02:01:17,410 --> 02:01:18,240 of stuff. 3819 02:01:18,420 --> 02:01:19,540 And he advised a lot of people 3820 02:01:19,540 --> 02:01:21,060 to do a lot of bad things, too. 3821 02:01:21,640 --> 02:01:22,780 But, I mean, the Hobbesi days 3822 02:01:22,780 --> 02:01:24,580 dream is still on the cards. 3823 02:01:24,760 --> 02:01:26,450 Celtic Tiger 2 is coming back 3824 02:01:26,450 --> 02:01:28,700 with a fucking venomous passion. 3825 02:01:29,400 --> 02:01:30,220 Back with a bite. 3826 02:01:30,960 --> 02:01:31,340 Can't you? 3827 02:01:31,500 --> 02:01:32,580 And can't you see here? 3828 02:01:32,660 --> 02:01:32,800 Look. 3829 02:01:32,900 --> 02:01:33,760 Fucking Sorrento. 3830 02:01:34,400 --> 02:01:34,840 Docky. 3831 02:01:35,060 --> 02:01:36,060 This is my gaff. 3832 02:01:38,500 --> 02:01:39,060 See days. 3833 02:01:40,060 --> 02:01:40,420 Zurich. 3834 02:01:41,780 --> 02:01:42,420 Superannuation. 3835 02:01:43,420 --> 02:01:44,460 Second holiday home. 3836 02:01:45,240 --> 02:01:46,060 Third car. 3837 02:01:49,400 --> 02:01:50,460 Chimp for RR. 3838 02:01:52,560 --> 02:01:53,980 Cinema unit. 3839 02:01:55,980 --> 02:01:56,580 Cinematography. 3840 02:01:57,420 --> 02:01:58,470 Mirrored fucking walk-in 3841 02:01:58,470 --> 02:01:59,460 wardrobe. 3842 02:02:00,400 --> 02:02:02,160 Plush, soft, luxurious fucking 3843 02:02:02,160 --> 02:02:02,800 carpets. 3844 02:02:05,060 --> 02:02:06,200 Basin sink. 3845 02:02:08,440 --> 02:02:09,540 Belfast sink. 3846 02:02:12,360 --> 02:02:13,080 Jacuzze. 3847 02:02:15,080 --> 02:02:16,280 Plunge pool. 3848 02:02:20,280 --> 02:02:21,360 Plunge pool. 3849 02:02:22,000 --> 02:02:22,780 Goose pool. 3850 02:02:24,180 --> 02:02:25,740 I actually filled that plunge 3851 02:02:25,740 --> 02:02:26,780 pool with goose. 3852 02:02:27,700 --> 02:02:28,500 Jumped in. 3853 02:02:30,140 --> 02:02:31,660 Nearly fucking drowned. 3854 02:02:32,740 --> 02:02:33,820 Had to call an ambulance. 3855 02:02:34,760 --> 02:02:35,700 With the stomach pumped. 3856 02:02:36,980 --> 02:02:37,680 There was no alcohol inside my 3857 02:02:37,680 --> 02:02:38,500 stomach. 3858 02:02:38,600 --> 02:02:40,310 That was just absorbed into my 3859 02:02:40,310 --> 02:02:40,860 skin. 3860 02:02:43,480 --> 02:02:44,430 Fucking Bill Cullen fell asleep 3861 02:02:44,430 --> 02:02:46,980 in that sauna there. 3862 02:02:50,380 --> 02:02:51,860 Came out fucked. 3863 02:02:51,860 --> 02:02:54,170 I gave him the keys to the 3864 02:02:54,170 --> 02:02:55,480 Mercedes. 3865 02:02:56,380 --> 02:02:58,080 Told him to go and drive it off. 3866 02:02:59,600 --> 02:03:00,860 He drove all the way on the M50 3867 02:03:00,860 --> 02:03:01,980 to Swords. 3868 02:03:03,100 --> 02:03:04,320 Turned around and came back. 3869 02:03:05,240 --> 02:03:06,860 He was as fresh as a fucking daisy. 3870 02:03:13,780 --> 02:03:15,460 The fucking master bedroom. 3871 02:03:16,500 --> 02:03:17,620 There's the guest suite. 3872 02:03:18,340 --> 02:03:19,320 The goose suite. 3873 02:03:19,320 --> 02:03:25,800 Great little house guys. 3874 02:03:26,060 --> 02:03:27,210 If you want to fucking rent it 3875 02:03:27,210 --> 02:03:27,600 out. 3876 02:03:27,720 --> 02:03:28,800 Seven grand a month. 3877 02:03:32,380 --> 02:03:33,400 Toppens hapenny. 3878 02:03:34,520 --> 02:03:37,560 A full size billiard table. 3879 02:03:38,400 --> 02:03:40,060 Full size billiard table. 3880 02:03:40,600 --> 02:03:42,900 In the downstairs spare room. 3881 02:03:45,780 --> 02:03:47,360 I hosted many nights. 3882 02:03:48,360 --> 02:03:49,060 And many parties on that 3883 02:03:49,060 --> 02:03:51,060 fucking billiard table. 3884 02:03:52,340 --> 02:03:53,560 Actually Eddie Hobbs stayed. 3885 02:03:53,660 --> 02:03:55,130 After the failed merger between 3886 02:03:55,130 --> 02:03:56,320 Eddie Hobbs, Zurich and 3887 02:03:56,320 --> 02:03:57,020 Mercedes. 3888 02:03:58,180 --> 02:03:59,640 We just got fucking locked on 3889 02:03:59,640 --> 02:04:00,540 goose. 3890 02:04:01,880 --> 02:04:02,960 Eddie Hobbs was drinking sex on 3891 02:04:02,960 --> 02:04:04,020 the beach. 3892 02:04:05,980 --> 02:04:07,760 And fucking eating bars of gold. 3893 02:04:07,760 --> 02:04:08,360 Chewing. 3894 02:04:08,360 --> 02:04:08,420 Chewing. 3895 02:04:08,660 --> 02:04:10,640 Chewing bars of gold. 3896 02:04:11,800 --> 02:04:12,560 I said Eddie. 3897 02:04:13,400 --> 02:04:14,180 You alright man? 3898 02:04:15,260 --> 02:04:16,280 You're gonna fucking break your 3899 02:04:16,280 --> 02:04:17,160 teeth man. 3900 02:04:17,300 --> 02:04:18,760 You stripped your fucking teeth. 3901 02:04:21,260 --> 02:04:22,640 And Hobbs just. 3902 02:04:27,020 --> 02:04:28,400 Hobbs was fucked. 3903 02:04:31,900 --> 02:04:33,650 Hobbs had blood coming down his 3904 02:04:33,650 --> 02:04:34,200 face. 3905 02:04:36,200 --> 02:04:37,860 Bits of gold all over him. 3906 02:04:38,380 --> 02:04:38,720 He was like. 3907 02:04:39,200 --> 02:04:39,900 Yeah boy. 3908 02:04:40,060 --> 02:04:41,540 Give me the gold slagger boy. 3909 02:04:41,880 --> 02:04:42,280 I was like. 3910 02:04:42,680 --> 02:04:43,140 Hobbs. 3911 02:04:43,400 --> 02:04:45,230 You're fucking getting blood on 3912 02:04:45,230 --> 02:04:46,000 my bays. 3913 02:04:46,240 --> 02:04:47,600 On my billiard unit. 3914 02:04:52,240 --> 02:04:53,740 I had to get the fucking thing 3915 02:04:53,740 --> 02:04:54,400 rebased. 3916 02:04:56,400 --> 02:04:56,880 Not. 3917 02:04:57,020 --> 02:04:58,640 Not without sending the fucking 3918 02:04:58,640 --> 02:04:59,540 tab to Hobbs. 3919 02:04:59,760 --> 02:05:01,260 Which he still hasn't repaid. 3920 02:05:02,620 --> 02:05:03,820 Eddie if you're watching. 3921 02:05:07,820 --> 02:05:09,400 It's been 11 years. 3922 02:05:09,560 --> 02:05:10,880 It's almost 11 o'clock. 3923 02:05:11,560 --> 02:05:13,020 It's time to fucking pay for 3924 02:05:13,020 --> 02:05:14,100 the rebasing. 3925 02:05:14,780 --> 02:05:15,860 Of my billiard unit. 3926 02:05:16,200 --> 02:05:17,780 It's almost 6 o'clock. 3927 02:05:17,780 --> 02:05:25,100 There she is from a side angle. 3928 02:05:30,000 --> 02:05:30,520 Another. 3929 02:05:30,700 --> 02:05:31,800 Yet another bedroom. 3930 02:05:35,000 --> 02:05:35,910 We decided not to go for the Belfast 3931 02:05:35,910 --> 02:05:38,260 sink in this one. 3932 02:05:43,380 --> 02:05:44,520 Andrew Mooney says. 3933 02:05:44,580 --> 02:05:45,600 Connor you should Google. 3934 02:05:45,840 --> 02:05:47,340 Eddie Jordan's yacht. 3935 02:05:47,520 --> 02:05:48,180 I will do. 3936 02:05:48,720 --> 02:05:50,150 We decided against the Belfast 3937 02:05:50,150 --> 02:05:50,720 sink. 3938 02:05:51,320 --> 02:05:51,800 Porcelain. 3939 02:05:52,060 --> 02:05:53,440 Just wasn't in back then. 3940 02:05:54,500 --> 02:05:55,320 We went for this. 3941 02:05:56,360 --> 02:05:58,250 Oriental fucking hand sculpted 3942 02:05:58,250 --> 02:05:59,040 glass. 3943 02:06:00,260 --> 02:06:01,280 You can't see the detail on 3944 02:06:01,280 --> 02:06:02,000 that. 3945 02:06:02,060 --> 02:06:03,170 But it's got lovely fucking 3946 02:06:03,170 --> 02:06:04,260 Chinese-y patterns. 3947 02:06:06,580 --> 02:06:07,920 Chinese-y patterns. 3948 02:06:11,180 --> 02:06:12,080 There you are. 3949 02:06:13,020 --> 02:06:13,980 Just your standard. 3950 02:06:14,040 --> 02:06:15,350 It's a bit of a bog standard 3951 02:06:15,350 --> 02:06:15,920 place. 3952 02:06:16,040 --> 02:06:16,260 You know. 3953 02:06:16,540 --> 02:06:18,000 Bit of a fucking bald hole for 3954 02:06:18,000 --> 02:06:18,400 me. 3955 02:06:19,400 --> 02:06:20,960 Bit of a bald hole for me. 3956 02:06:21,040 --> 02:06:21,960 When things get tough. 3957 02:06:22,300 --> 02:06:23,660 Or when things did get tough at 3958 02:06:23,660 --> 02:06:24,100 home. 3959 02:06:27,380 --> 02:06:27,410 I used to just fucking head out 3960 02:06:27,410 --> 02:06:29,960 to fucking Sorrento. 3961 02:06:32,300 --> 02:06:33,300 And unwind. 3962 02:06:38,100 --> 02:06:39,600 The view from Kalini Hill. 3963 02:06:41,060 --> 02:06:41,520 Nice. 3964 02:06:46,200 --> 02:06:47,180 Who could forget. 3965 02:06:48,140 --> 02:06:49,760 Pints down at Finnegan's. 3966 02:06:52,960 --> 02:06:54,720 Many, many's a night in there. 3967 02:06:56,680 --> 02:06:57,680 Slinking goose. 3968 02:06:58,740 --> 02:07:00,440 I'm feeling spruise as a moose. 3969 02:07:02,200 --> 02:07:02,640 Yeah. 3970 02:07:02,780 --> 02:07:03,360 There you go. 3971 02:07:03,800 --> 02:07:04,640 It's on the Marque. 3972 02:07:05,300 --> 02:07:07,360 If you want to get in touch, do. 3973 02:07:09,320 --> 02:07:10,900 It's almost six o'clock. 3974 02:07:11,900 --> 02:07:13,600 It's almost six o'clock. 3975 02:07:13,600 --> 02:07:22,360 Sorry about that, guys. 3976 02:07:22,980 --> 02:07:24,660 Zurichburp.ie 3977 02:07:24,660 --> 02:07:28,780 John. 3978 02:07:29,940 --> 02:07:30,940 Get a grip. 3979 02:07:31,020 --> 02:07:31,640 Peter Collins. 3980 02:07:31,780 --> 02:07:31,920 Thank you. 3981 02:07:31,920 --> 02:07:32,700 You're 38. 3982 02:07:33,700 --> 02:07:34,820 Thank you so much. 3983 02:07:38,500 --> 02:07:40,540 We'd head into fucking Finnegan's 3984 02:07:40,540 --> 02:07:41,600 and Sorrento. 3985 02:07:42,500 --> 02:07:45,060 And start necking creamy screamers. 3986 02:07:45,880 --> 02:07:48,020 Necking creamy screamers with Cian. 3987 02:07:48,840 --> 02:07:49,800 In the chat room. 3988 02:07:50,020 --> 02:07:51,240 I'd offer you a bit of slur. 3989 02:07:51,300 --> 02:07:52,000 Peter Collins. 3990 02:07:52,160 --> 02:07:53,250 I raided most of that last 3991 02:07:53,250 --> 02:07:53,740 night. 3992 02:07:54,420 --> 02:07:55,040 Do you know if you blame me, 3993 02:07:55,040 --> 02:07:55,640 though? 3994 02:07:55,680 --> 02:07:56,220 Brian's Wine's Wine's Wine's 3995 02:07:56,220 --> 02:07:56,780 Wine's Wine's Wine's Wine's 3996 02:07:56,780 --> 02:07:57,340 Wine's Wine's Wine's Wine's 3997 02:07:57,340 --> 02:07:57,640 Wine. 3998 02:07:57,720 --> 02:07:58,200 Sponsoring. 3999 02:07:58,280 --> 02:07:59,320 Thank you so much for the 4000 02:07:59,320 --> 02:08:00,380 sponsorship deal. 4001 02:08:01,660 --> 02:08:02,840 Very, very kind. 4002 02:08:07,660 --> 02:08:07,340 Right now, though, I'm looking 4003 02:08:07,340 --> 02:08:09,480 at the clock. 4004 02:08:10,460 --> 02:08:12,240 And it's two hours eight. 4005 02:08:12,760 --> 02:08:13,660 Oh, jeez. 4006 02:08:14,860 --> 02:08:15,580 Been streaming. 4007 02:08:15,880 --> 02:08:16,900 And it's a 31. 4008 02:08:17,060 --> 02:08:18,900 We're going for a 31-minute lap. 4009 02:08:19,020 --> 02:08:20,700 And a half-hour lap. 4010 02:08:22,280 --> 02:08:23,120 Of London. 4011 02:08:25,280 --> 02:08:24,940 But this is the way I was 4012 02:08:24,940 --> 02:08:27,370 driving the last day when I had 4013 02:08:27,370 --> 02:08:29,480 the body of the... 4014 02:08:29,480 --> 02:08:32,260 The Airbnb owner in the boot of 4015 02:08:32,260 --> 02:08:33,880 the Mercedes. 4016 02:08:35,040 --> 02:08:36,640 Driving like a mad thing. 4017 02:08:37,020 --> 02:08:38,220 Down Leicester Square. 4018 02:08:39,120 --> 02:08:40,080 Piccadilly Cirque. 4019 02:08:41,000 --> 02:08:41,340 Us. 4020 02:08:42,280 --> 02:08:43,540 Down Oxford Street. 4021 02:08:44,460 --> 02:08:45,600 Past the Trocadero. 4022 02:08:47,520 --> 02:08:50,120 Breaking sharply by the HSBC. 4023 02:08:50,600 --> 02:08:51,770 Never bank with them, by the 4024 02:08:51,770 --> 02:08:52,220 way. 4025 02:08:52,940 --> 02:08:54,620 I know a guy from HSBC. 4026 02:08:56,120 --> 02:08:58,020 And he was pretty nefarious. 4027 02:08:59,080 --> 02:09:00,080 Can't name names. 4028 02:09:01,120 --> 02:09:02,220 But he was out at the house in 4029 02:09:02,220 --> 02:09:03,300 Sorrento. 4030 02:09:04,460 --> 02:09:07,230 And the party went above and 4031 02:09:07,230 --> 02:09:10,720 beyond the nice time. 4032 02:09:10,860 --> 02:09:12,430 And actually got a little bit 4033 02:09:12,430 --> 02:09:13,660 what Richard did. 4034 02:09:14,900 --> 02:09:17,420 And he hasn't worked for HSBC 4035 02:09:17,420 --> 02:09:19,400 since then. 4036 02:09:20,540 --> 02:09:22,800 But he's living abroad now. 4037 02:09:22,800 --> 02:09:24,160 He's a comfortable life abroad. 4038 02:09:24,520 --> 02:09:25,560 Where he isn't known. 4039 02:09:30,840 --> 02:09:31,140 Planet Hollywood is gone as 4040 02:09:31,140 --> 02:09:32,860 well. 4041 02:09:33,000 --> 02:09:34,400 It's awful sad, you know. 4042 02:09:38,320 --> 02:09:40,070 Used to love going into Planet 4043 02:09:40,070 --> 02:09:42,100 Hollywood on Stephen's Green. 4044 02:09:44,280 --> 02:09:45,240 And ordering the biggest burger 4045 02:09:45,240 --> 02:09:47,120 you can imagine. 4046 02:09:48,320 --> 02:09:49,880 I was there when it launched 4047 02:09:49,880 --> 02:09:53,240 with Schwarzenegger and fucking 4048 02:09:53,240 --> 02:09:55,000 Sly Stallone. 4049 02:09:55,000 --> 02:10:00,630 Yeah, it was a bit of a Michael 4050 02:10:00,630 --> 02:10:05,440 Barrymore situation. 4051 02:10:08,320 --> 02:10:09,540 Fortunately, no one died. 4052 02:10:09,540 --> 02:10:11,090 But I mean, there was some 4053 02:10:11,090 --> 02:10:12,800 serious repercussions. 4054 02:10:13,420 --> 02:10:14,220 I don't want to get into it at 4055 02:10:14,220 --> 02:10:15,120 this moment. 4056 02:10:15,840 --> 02:10:17,100 It's nothing to do with me. 4057 02:10:17,240 --> 02:10:19,380 Even though it fucking was to 4058 02:10:19,380 --> 02:10:20,460 do with me. 4059 02:10:20,600 --> 02:10:22,210 For three years, I had to 4060 02:10:22,210 --> 02:10:24,360 fucking answer questions. 4061 02:10:24,860 --> 02:10:26,840 And go through the court system. 4062 02:10:27,120 --> 02:10:28,540 My name dragged through mud. 4063 02:10:29,120 --> 02:10:30,570 Something I was asleep at the 4064 02:10:30,570 --> 02:10:31,200 time. 4065 02:10:31,640 --> 02:10:33,240 When all the bad stuff happened. 4066 02:10:34,600 --> 02:10:36,030 But that's why I'm looking to 4067 02:10:36,030 --> 02:10:38,300 sell Sorrento Road. 4068 02:10:39,880 --> 02:10:41,310 I mean, we're renting it out at 4069 02:10:41,310 --> 02:10:42,660 the moment. 4070 02:10:42,660 --> 02:10:44,190 But I'd love to sell the 4071 02:10:44,190 --> 02:10:45,440 fucking thing. 4072 02:10:45,760 --> 02:10:47,360 Got a lot of bad juju attached 4073 02:10:47,360 --> 02:10:47,940 to it. 4074 02:10:52,780 --> 02:10:52,820 And there we go for a one 4075 02:10:52,820 --> 02:10:55,880 minute nine. 4076 02:10:56,100 --> 02:10:56,960 Not bad at all. 4077 02:10:57,760 --> 02:10:58,360 Not bad. 4078 02:10:58,580 --> 02:10:59,140 Not great. 4079 02:10:59,700 --> 02:11:00,680 Thanks so much, everybody, for 4080 02:11:00,680 --> 02:11:01,340 watching. 4081 02:11:02,220 --> 02:11:03,320 For the comeback. 4082 02:11:03,860 --> 02:11:05,250 There hasn't been much in the 4083 02:11:05,250 --> 02:11:07,280 way of VTs because of the goose 4084 02:11:07,280 --> 02:11:08,000 cloud. 4085 02:11:08,500 --> 02:11:10,960 Hopefully the stories kept you... 4086 02:11:14,960 --> 02:11:15,360 Satiated. 4087 02:11:18,360 --> 02:11:19,660 If that's even a word. 4088 02:11:22,280 --> 02:11:22,800 I say their stories as if there's 4089 02:11:22,800 --> 02:11:26,220 some element of fiction to them. 4090 02:11:26,640 --> 02:11:27,640 But everything is true. 4091 02:11:27,640 --> 02:11:27,660 But everything is true. 4092 02:11:27,660 --> 02:11:29,130 There was a week in London 4093 02:11:29,130 --> 02:11:30,800 which I'll never forget. 4094 02:11:31,020 --> 02:11:31,880 I'm going to be going back 4095 02:11:31,880 --> 02:11:32,960 there again tonight. 4096 02:11:33,800 --> 02:11:35,460 Do a bit of commentary tomorrow. 4097 02:11:36,140 --> 02:11:37,580 Play a gig with Three Way. 4098 02:11:38,580 --> 02:11:39,980 And then I'll get back for 4099 02:11:39,980 --> 02:11:41,470 another stream and some 4100 02:11:41,470 --> 02:11:42,300 highlights. 4101 02:11:42,300 --> 02:11:43,300 Maybe some videos. 4102 02:11:43,300 --> 02:11:43,300 Maybe some videos. 4103 02:11:43,300 --> 02:11:45,740 All I can say is thanks very 4104 02:11:45,740 --> 02:11:47,820 much for watching. 4105 02:11:47,820 --> 02:11:49,680 Good night and God bless. 4106 02:11:49,680 --> 02:11:50,680 It's almost six o'clock. 4107 02:11:50,680 --> 02:11:51,540 It's almost six o'clock. 4108 02:11:51,540 --> 02:11:53,320 It's never too early to start a 4109 02:11:53,320 --> 02:11:54,100 pension. 4110 02:11:55,060 --> 02:11:56,270 Whether you're really young, 4111 02:11:56,270 --> 02:11:58,600 you've just started working, or 4112 02:11:58,600 --> 02:12:00,540 you're retirement age. 4113 02:12:01,480 --> 02:12:02,760 Please, please, please, please 4114 02:12:02,760 --> 02:12:03,480 get onto Zurich. 4115 02:12:03,480 --> 02:12:05,520 It's almost six o'clock. 4116 02:12:05,520 --> 02:12:07,130 Time to get down to your local 4117 02:12:07,130 --> 02:12:08,820 Mercedes dealer and ask about 4118 02:12:08,820 --> 02:12:10,860 test driving the new Mercedes. 4119 02:12:10,860 --> 02:12:12,460 Thanks very much, Farfurda. 4120 02:12:12,900 --> 02:12:13,910 Your ability to cross sell is 4121 02:12:13,910 --> 02:12:14,640 pinnacle. 4122 02:12:15,060 --> 02:12:16,860 It might be your apex ability. 4123 02:12:17,340 --> 02:12:18,440 You're an icon of innovation. 4124 02:12:19,440 --> 02:12:20,880 Big shout out to Wilson Sox 4125 02:12:20,880 --> 02:12:21,720 guys. 4126 02:12:23,860 --> 02:12:27,520 Cost, San Pellegrino, POM, POMS, 4127 02:12:27,520 --> 02:12:30,220 which is French for apples. 4128 02:12:32,080 --> 02:12:32,860 Just everything. 4129 02:12:33,500 --> 02:12:34,780 Everything out there that's a 4130 02:12:34,780 --> 02:12:35,840 quality brand. 4131 02:12:37,100 --> 02:12:38,920 Grey Goose, Zurich, Mercedes. 4132 02:12:40,140 --> 02:12:41,020 I've been Connor Williams. 4133 02:12:41,380 --> 02:12:42,080 You've been amazing. 4134 02:12:42,860 --> 02:12:43,360 See you later. 4135 02:12:44,300 --> 02:12:44,680 Bye-bye. 4136 02:12:45,320 --> 02:12:46,380 Welcome back, everybody, again. 4137 02:12:46,480 --> 02:12:47,660 Hey, guys. 4138 02:12:47,660 --> 02:12:47,960 What's up? 4139 02:12:50,820 --> 02:12:52,930 Let's light out here, and away 4140 02:12:52,930 --> 02:12:55,860 we go for the official 2019 Monaco 4141 02:12:55,860 --> 02:12:57,720 Grand Prix on Network 2. 4142 02:12:57,840 --> 02:12:59,440 As we enter the first chicane. 4143 02:12:59,940 --> 02:13:01,380 Cheeky boys riding over the 4144 02:13:01,380 --> 02:13:03,760 apex under the Pirelli tires. 4145 02:13:04,280 --> 02:13:05,380 They'll get a fucking bollockin' 4146 02:13:05,380 --> 02:13:06,760 in the pit stop for that. 4147 02:13:07,200 --> 02:13:09,040 Lewdog Hamilton now sliding in 4148 02:13:09,040 --> 02:13:11,060 smooth into the casino turn 4149 02:13:11,060 --> 02:13:12,400 fast and hard. 4150 02:13:12,500 --> 02:13:14,290 At the casino last night, 4151 02:13:14,290 --> 02:13:15,800 myself and Zonad. 4152 02:13:15,800 --> 02:13:16,880 Things took a turn for the 4153 02:13:16,880 --> 02:13:17,340 worse. 4154 02:13:17,880 --> 02:13:19,600 After he took home race to an 4155 02:13:19,600 --> 02:13:21,360 Arabian waiter's cheek. 4156 02:13:22,220 --> 02:13:23,560 Ended up slappin' him. 4157 02:13:24,620 --> 02:13:25,760 Jeez, look at the sparks on 4158 02:13:25,760 --> 02:13:26,480 that. 4159 02:13:27,020 --> 02:13:28,420 Little clank of the chain here. 4160 02:13:28,480 --> 02:13:29,520 That's so cheeky. 4161 02:13:29,720 --> 02:13:30,940 That's so cheeky. 4162 02:13:31,240 --> 02:13:32,270 That little look at that again 4163 02:13:32,270 --> 02:13:33,080 on the Skycam. 4164 02:13:33,180 --> 02:13:34,550 He came in tight and hard on 4165 02:13:34,550 --> 02:13:35,440 the inside. 4166 02:13:35,580 --> 02:13:36,710 Tried to make a fucking monkey 4167 02:13:36,710 --> 02:13:37,320 out of him. 4168 02:13:38,400 --> 02:13:39,430 Tapped the barrier or something 4169 02:13:39,430 --> 02:13:40,340 like that. 4170 02:13:40,400 --> 02:13:41,840 Maybe his tire got caught up. 4171 02:13:42,360 --> 02:13:43,180 Whatever the weather. 4172 02:13:43,260 --> 02:13:44,190 It's gonna be ruining that one 4173 02:13:44,190 --> 02:13:45,360 in the hotel part of the night. 4174 02:13:45,440 --> 02:13:46,080 Look at this. 4175 02:13:47,000 --> 02:13:48,720 Fucking tires can't pop. 4176 02:13:49,580 --> 02:13:51,000 Driving with no tire, man. 4177 02:13:51,160 --> 02:13:53,680 As he glides into Le Tua Colonto. 4178 02:13:54,300 --> 02:13:56,410 The fifth and final turn of the 4179 02:13:56,410 --> 02:13:59,000 Monte Carlo dissection squad. 4180 02:13:59,180 --> 02:14:00,660 But the rubber is blown out 4181 02:14:00,660 --> 02:14:02,410 fast like a condom from Aldi or 4182 02:14:02,410 --> 02:14:04,380 Lidl or one of those places. 4183 02:14:04,600 --> 02:14:06,100 What can Verstappen do here? 4184 02:14:06,180 --> 02:14:07,600 He's being coochie-cooed by a 4185 02:14:07,600 --> 02:14:09,140 bit of monkey business in the 4186 02:14:09,140 --> 02:14:09,560 side. 4187 02:14:09,700 --> 02:14:10,300 The McLaren. 4188 02:14:10,400 --> 02:14:10,780 Who is it? 4189 02:14:10,820 --> 02:14:11,260 Lewdog? 4190 02:14:11,660 --> 02:14:13,140 We don't know, but it's fucking 4191 02:14:13,140 --> 02:14:13,800 not right. 4192 02:14:13,880 --> 02:14:15,100 And someone's gonna get a Billy 4193 02:14:15,100 --> 02:14:16,240 Bollockin' after that. 4194 02:14:16,460 --> 02:14:17,670 Speaking of bollocks, look at 4195 02:14:17,670 --> 02:14:18,080 this. 4196 02:14:18,160 --> 02:14:19,540 We've got a car park here at 4197 02:14:19,540 --> 02:14:20,500 the Rascats. 4198 02:14:20,840 --> 02:14:21,900 Green flag is out. 4199 02:14:22,340 --> 02:14:23,720 Couple of fucking day trippers 4200 02:14:23,720 --> 02:14:24,620 just parking up. 4201 02:14:24,620 --> 02:14:25,580 Where are you going shopping 4202 02:14:25,580 --> 02:14:25,880 lots? 4203 02:14:26,340 --> 02:14:27,220 It's gonna cost you a lot of 4204 02:14:27,220 --> 02:14:27,760 money. 4205 02:14:27,980 --> 02:14:28,960 Especially around here. 4206 02:14:29,440 --> 02:14:30,080 Bottle of water? 4207 02:14:30,380 --> 02:14:30,980 10 euro. 4208 02:14:31,260 --> 02:14:31,720 Gone. 4209 02:14:31,940 --> 02:14:33,020 Thought that'd get you moving. 4210 02:14:33,140 --> 02:14:34,520 Over at the Ferrari pit now 4211 02:14:34,520 --> 02:14:36,380 where some lads stuck a jacklifter 4212 02:14:36,380 --> 02:14:37,960 under the front spoil pipe. 4213 02:14:38,180 --> 02:14:39,970 As we cross over back to the Rascats 4214 02:14:39,970 --> 02:14:41,370 where we had the car park 4215 02:14:41,370 --> 02:14:42,240 earlier on. 4216 02:14:42,320 --> 02:14:42,880 And what's this? 4217 02:14:42,880 --> 02:14:43,560 No way! 4218 02:14:44,020 --> 02:14:45,650 Three-way blow by Williams and 4219 02:14:45,650 --> 02:14:47,640 fucking Vettel, I think. 4220 02:14:47,820 --> 02:14:49,740 And it's almost six o'clock now. 4221 02:14:49,820 --> 02:14:50,870 We're coming up to the last 4222 02:14:50,870 --> 02:14:51,780 stretch of the race. 4223 02:14:51,860 --> 02:14:53,900 It's a two-horse affair between 4224 02:14:53,900 --> 02:14:55,580 Mercedes and Red Bull. 4225 02:14:55,920 --> 02:14:57,170 Mercedes, Red Bull, throw a bit 4226 02:14:57,170 --> 02:14:58,360 of Grey Goose in there. 4227 02:14:58,420 --> 02:14:59,610 You'll be describing my night 4228 02:14:59,610 --> 02:15:00,240 last night. 4229 02:15:00,560 --> 02:15:01,970 I'm still a bit rough around 4230 02:15:01,970 --> 02:15:03,360 the edges, but I got a bit of 4231 02:15:03,360 --> 02:15:04,800 rest in the pop of Goose. 4232 02:15:04,880 --> 02:15:06,310 And I'm feeling fantastic at 4233 02:15:06,310 --> 02:15:07,120 the moment. 4234 02:15:07,180 --> 02:15:08,100 As we're coming out of the 4235 02:15:08,100 --> 02:15:09,410 tunnel now, Verstappen's gonna 4236 02:15:09,410 --> 02:15:10,780 try and overtake Hamilton. 4237 02:15:10,780 --> 02:15:12,160 He's pushed him into the apron. 4238 02:15:12,400 --> 02:15:14,270 The neck of Verstappen trying 4239 02:15:14,270 --> 02:15:15,080 that on. 4240 02:15:15,140 --> 02:15:15,970 Let's have a little look at the 4241 02:15:15,970 --> 02:15:16,520 replay there. 4242 02:15:16,960 --> 02:15:18,060 Here he comes up to Hamilton, 4243 02:15:18,060 --> 02:15:19,660 trying to fucking twinkle with 4244 02:15:19,660 --> 02:15:20,400 his tires. 4245 02:15:20,680 --> 02:15:22,380 That scummy maneuver in there. 4246 02:15:22,860 --> 02:15:24,220 He knew what he was doing. 4247 02:15:24,860 --> 02:15:26,220 Max Verstappen. 4248 02:15:26,820 --> 02:15:27,780 Yeah, go on. 4249 02:15:28,240 --> 02:15:28,720 Yeah. 4250 02:15:28,720 --> 02:15:31,200 You're being very loud. 4251 02:15:31,660 --> 02:15:32,580 You know who I am. 4252 02:15:33,140 --> 02:15:34,440 You try to record sound. 4253 02:15:34,500 --> 02:15:35,200 You know who I am. 4254 02:15:35,940 --> 02:15:37,320 Get the fuck out of here, man. 4255 02:15:38,320 --> 02:15:39,260 And there he is. 4256 02:15:39,780 --> 02:15:40,840 The Lou Banger. 4257 02:15:41,480 --> 02:15:42,860 Fucking shaking that moat and 4258 02:15:42,860 --> 02:15:43,800 shanning. 4259 02:15:43,920 --> 02:15:44,920 Shake it, baby. 4260 02:15:45,100 --> 02:15:46,320 That's all from Monaco. 4261 02:15:46,520 --> 02:15:47,540 It's almost six o'clock. 4262 02:15:47,680 --> 02:15:48,420 Connor Williams. 4263 02:15:48,760 --> 02:15:49,100 Mercedes. 4264 02:15:49,100 --> 02:15:49,880 days.