1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,120 Seven seconds away, I'll be waiting, seven seconds away. 2 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:41,100 Seven seconds away, seven seconds away. 3 00:00:41,100 --> 00:01:11,080 Seven seconds away, seven seconds away. 4 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:41,060 Seven seconds away, seven seconds away. 5 00:01:41,060 --> 00:02:11,040 Seven seconds away, seven seconds away. 6 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:41,020 Seven seconds away, seven seconds away. 7 00:02:41,020 --> 00:03:11,000 Seven seconds away, seven seconds away. 8 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:38,480 I can see all of you. You think that you're the only ones that can see me, but you're right. I can see everyone out there now. I'm looking right back at you. Through your fucking webcam. Do you not know there's a reverse stream going on here, man? I can see you watching me. You look great. You look fucking fantastic. You look great. 9 00:03:38,480 --> 00:04:06,800 You're looking healthy. You're looking healthy. Very healthy. Time for the speed run anyway. 10 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:17,040 Did anyone guess the tune? 11 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:25,680 How are you getting on, everybody? 12 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,100 Thanks for watching. 13 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:40,580 Poor old Chris getting fucking slashed there by a deep vein of Moses. 14 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:50,580 That's not going to be the way it is tonight because we have a no damage, no herb, full on speed run coming your way. 15 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:54,440 Start to finish. 16 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:55,840 The whole shebang. 17 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:56,660 No damage. 18 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:58,140 No comebacks. 19 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,480 No fucking legal proceedings. 20 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:01,140 No nothing. 21 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:06,820 We get through it without any, any help at all. 22 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:09,880 Rapid style. 23 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:09,880 Rapid style. 24 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,140 Do I believe in ghosts? 25 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:14,720 No. 26 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:16,520 Yeah, I do actually, yeah. 27 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,940 Rest in peace, Barry is right. 28 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:22,200 You're wrong. 29 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:23,680 DC, you're wrong. 30 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,980 It's not a driving game, lobby music. 31 00:05:26,140 --> 00:05:27,640 But I mean, you're in the right country. 32 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,760 Even though you didn't mention a country, 33 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:33,320 you would just assume it's Japan, you know. 34 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:41,080 How are you Kevin, you're in Tulsk. 35 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:42,640 Tulsk is a great town. 36 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,980 And it's actually the jewel in the Roscommon's crown. 37 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,160 What a game. 38 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:56,860 Pez, yeah, Fergal, it was Pez. 39 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:04,100 But I'm not sure if it was Pro Evolution Soccer over here. 40 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,620 They had that menu music because it was winning 11, 41 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:08,920 which is the Japanese video game. 42 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,760 They don't call it Pro Evo over there. 43 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:13,900 I mean, you know this one. 44 00:06:14,780 --> 00:06:15,460 The classic. 45 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:17,680 Fucking grandstand. 46 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,640 Sota Fujimori. 47 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:36,500 This is the best. 48 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:38,820 Sorry about that. 49 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,600 Got the fucking Resident Evil thing. 50 00:06:42,180 --> 00:06:43,360 This is the best tune. 51 00:06:43,360 --> 00:07:07,260 I wonder who the guys on the field are. 52 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,120 The field of play. 53 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,760 This fella here with the bowl. 54 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:11,840 The bowl head. 55 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,880 Who's he? 56 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:17,740 I thought that was Mark Lawrenson at first. 57 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,720 But I mean, I made the screen go bigger. 58 00:07:19,860 --> 00:07:21,720 And then I knew that it wasn't Mark Lawrenson. 59 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,480 And also, while you're here, 60 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,740 make the screen go bigger is the correct way to say that fucking... 61 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:31,200 What you mean when you increase the size of the screen. 62 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,640 Or the window. 63 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,520 Make the screen go bigger is acceptable as well. 64 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,560 Language takes many forms. 65 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,560 Don't be ashamed of the way you say something 66 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,560 just because it's not the fucking way that the fucking bucks tell you it's not. 67 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:47,480 And try and decode that sentence. 68 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,100 And come back to me. 69 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,560 Thank you, Yashimitsu. 70 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,100 Clearly you can't pass the board. 71 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,640 I didn't want to start a new game. 72 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,380 We might have a quick look at Yashimitsu while we're waiting. 73 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:13,040 I haven't played anything past Tekken 3. 74 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:17,760 Yashimitsu. 75 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,000 Tekken 3. 76 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:20,080 Tekken 3. 77 00:08:32,820 --> 00:08:40,620 Oh, this is the whole game with Yoshimitsu. 78 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,920 That guy was a tough cookie as well. 79 00:08:45,740 --> 00:08:47,180 He knew the martial arts styles. 80 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,980 But look at fucking Yoshimitsu, man. 81 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,260 He was a robotic cyborg, and he had class shorts. 82 00:08:56,140 --> 00:09:01,300 He was wearing the shorts that the footballers used to wear back in the 1940s. 83 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:05,420 Wow, look at that, man. 84 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,260 Triple spinner. 85 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,420 Spin backer. 86 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:09,960 Whoa. 87 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,420 Choke hold. 88 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:14,920 What's he doing? 89 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:27,140 Ah, in fairness, man. 90 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,720 Yoshimitsu's fucking class. 91 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:33,640 And Eddie Gordo come on the scene then, being all like this. 92 00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:37,680 I'm gonna dance you out of it, man. 93 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,720 I'm gonna dance you out of it. 94 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,920 See my moves, do you? 95 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:47,460 I know how to do fucking jiving, man. 96 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,500 And then Yoshimitsu would just stand there. 97 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,500 Oh, you'd sit down. 98 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:54,820 Sit on his arse and just fucking play with the sword. 99 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:55,440 Fight. 100 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:02,740 See that. 101 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:06,020 Was that... 102 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,180 The Japanese... 103 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:08,180 The Japanese... 104 00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:10,620 Harry Kiri. 105 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:11,760 Is this a Harry Cari? 106 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,200 Do you know when you fall on your sword? 107 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,260 Out of honor. 108 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:16,500 You'd rather kill yourself. 109 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:22,720 And impale yourself on your own sword rather than be defeated by the enemy. 110 00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:24,000 Is that... 111 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,920 Was that a move then? 112 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:26,480 Watch. 113 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:27,120 Wait a sec. 114 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:30,020 No. 115 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:30,020 No. 116 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:30,060 Wrong. 117 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:31,440 Wrong one. 118 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:32,020 Wrong one. 119 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:35,500 So he inflicted... 120 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,180 He inflicted damage on Eddie. 121 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,780 But he also inflicted damage on himself. 122 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:43,620 But the damage was so much to Eddie that it didn't matter. 123 00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:51,160 Bushido blade. 124 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:51,840 Eddie Gordo. 125 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:52,700 Capoeira jab. 126 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:52,880 Yeah. 127 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,440 But I... 128 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:54,880 Was... 129 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:55,860 Was that... 130 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:56,340 Harry... 131 00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:56,560 Look. 132 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:57,280 See that man. 133 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,000 See the damage it did to Eddie. 134 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,840 And it does half to himself. 135 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:08,640 But it does over two thirds to Eddie. 136 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,840 Never noticed that now. 137 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,660 I didn't even know his moves. 138 00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:16,120 To be honest. 139 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,880 I didn't ever want to play as Yoshimitsu. 140 00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:20,720 I thought he was cack. 141 00:11:23,820 --> 00:11:25,480 Then what was the story with the tree? 142 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:25,880 Do you remember? 143 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,900 There was like a tree that you could just use. 144 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,920 And the tree would... 145 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:30,360 Did... 146 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,120 Could you even fucking win as the tree? 147 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:33,820 It was just a tree bark. 148 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,140 Like a big tree trunk. 149 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,500 With bits of... 150 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,860 Shticks for arms. 151 00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:45,460 Makujin. 152 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:46,260 Somebody says. 153 00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:50,140 Makujin mark. 154 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:50,960 Thank you very much. 155 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,800 Makujin Tekken 3. 156 00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:56,780 Hard tree. 157 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:57,840 Tree trunk. 158 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:06,060 He steals other people's moves. 159 00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:06,480 He does. 160 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:08,360 What an absolute thief. 161 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:10,800 He's a sneak thief. 162 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:11,120 Is he? 163 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:13,300 Sneaky tree trunk. 164 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:18,320 And tell me this. 165 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,380 And tell me no more. 166 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,100 In Japan. 167 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,860 Do they practice martial arts on fucking tree trunks or something? 168 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,120 Is that where they got it from? 169 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,160 As I've seen in the upcoming Shenmue. 170 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,340 There's bits and pieces where you do... 171 00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:35,020 You do learn moves against a tree trunk. 172 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:37,980 Do you know? 173 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,620 In front of Mr. Johnny Hay. 174 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:41,560 He has a chip on his shoulder. 175 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:42,260 This ain't working. 176 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,400 That's the way you do it. 177 00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:44,420 Get your money for nothing. 178 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,900 And your kicks for free. 179 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,000 Thank you very much. 180 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,200 Somebody's taped this on a VCR. 181 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,300 The Welsh's are in town. 182 00:13:03,580 --> 00:13:04,940 Thank you very much, Morgan. 183 00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:06,440 Morgan Stanley. 184 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:09,780 Look at this. 185 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,660 Tree trunk. 186 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:12,300 McGarnagall. 187 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,780 Nina got Simone there, man. 188 00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:26,020 Makujin won a perfect fight. 189 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:32,060 Thanks, Sepulco. 190 00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:37,440 I don't think Nina was Irish, Keith. 191 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:43,100 As far as I know, there weren't any Irish characters in Tekken. 192 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,240 In the whole Tekken series. 193 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,060 I could be wrong. 194 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,000 But I think I'm right. 195 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:54,580 Dylindoran says she is. 196 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:55,760 Keith Stoyle says she was. 197 00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:56,680 Nina is Irish. 198 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,120 Not to my knowledge. 199 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,500 Not to my knowledge she wasn't. 200 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:05,760 Nina Tekken. 201 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,280 I think you're Tekken the piss. 202 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:10,760 Telling me that. 203 00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:12,820 Tekken Irish, is it? 204 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,360 There was no Irish move. 205 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:16,800 History of Nina. 206 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,260 Fucking Brit flag there. 207 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:20,500 I wonder. 208 00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:23,320 Did they get a voiceover? 209 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:23,720 Did they? 210 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,780 Did they get a good decent voiceover for her? 211 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,160 Or is it a cack job? 212 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,400 Hey guys and welcome to History Behind the Warrior. 213 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,900 Today we're going to be talking about Nina Williams. 214 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:34,360 Wow. 215 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:35,840 Nina is of Irish descent. 216 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:36,880 Alright, fair enough. 217 00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:38,180 Connor Williams. 218 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:40,800 Fair enough. 219 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,880 Fair enough. 220 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,380 And Nina was bred to kill. 221 00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:46,520 As her mother was an Aikido master. 222 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,000 And her father was an ex-IRA assassin. 223 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,560 As she grew up, she had a very uncanny talent for fighting. 224 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:56,720 Outmatching many people older than her and with much more experience than herself. 225 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,000 Eventually Nina would become an assassin. 226 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,500 Although most of her missions are inclined for the good of the world. 227 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:07,320 One day Nina Williams is given a mission to participate in the King of the Iron Fist tournament. 228 00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:09,200 King of the Iron Fist. 229 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:09,500 Okay. 230 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:13,220 It is left unknown how far she participated in the tournament. 231 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,660 But she was not the one to defeat Heihachi. 232 00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:17,820 As Kazuya was the one to defeat him. 233 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,280 After failing to complete... 234 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:22,920 The rubber bandit should have said Nina Williams is in the Rai. 235 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:24,020 And that's the big list. 236 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:26,340 And they would have been right. 237 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:31,120 ...her mission in the first King of the Iron Fist tournament. 238 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,640 Iron Fist is after you. 239 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,300 ...in order to execute Kazuya Mishima. 240 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:39,120 This would lead to her having a very fierce rivalry with her sister. 241 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:42,760 As Anna had been hired to be a bodyguard for Kazuya Mishima. 242 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,660 Nina would be captured by the Mishima Zaibatsu. 243 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,360 And used in Dr. Bonoscovich's research. 244 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,320 Who's that fucking Goomba? 245 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,940 Dr. Bonoscovich is it? 246 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,060 I didn't play past Tekken 3. 247 00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,020 So I don't know this guy. 248 00:15:59,180 --> 00:15:59,680 Is he a character? 249 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:00,460 Can you play as him? 250 00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:04,400 I'd say he wouldn't be great. 251 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,840 But he'd probably have some stupid special... 252 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,480 ...science moves. 253 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,580 ...in the next 19 years alongside her sister. 254 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:13,720 As Anna actually volunteered to participate in this. 255 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,120 With many believing that she may have felt lonely. 256 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,740 Or jealous that her sister would be younger than her. 257 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,300 When she exited the cryosleep. 258 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:21,740 The cryosleep, yeah. 259 00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:22,780 19 years later. 260 00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:25,780 Sensing the presence of the god of fighting, Boga. 261 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:27,340 Now when the three guys say... 262 00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:28,140 Thank you very much. 263 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,960 Anna will welcome out any tree. 264 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:30,720 Thank you. 265 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:34,340 The tree fella used to bounce in Cozy Joes in Westport. 266 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:35,600 Sound enough lad. 267 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:37,160 Always had a bit of wood. 268 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:39,060 For the ladies. 269 00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:40,980 That's McCoojin anyway. 270 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,160 McCoojin was bouncing in Cozy Joes. 271 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,200 This would sadden Anna as she enjoyed their sibling rivalry. 272 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:51,840 Now rather than fighting Nina, Anna would attempt to forge a new future for Nina. 273 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:52,800 And prevent her from remembering. 274 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:53,520 Ah fucking hell. 275 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,120 Goes on a bit too much. 276 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,120 Five and a half minutes of something. 277 00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,220 Like a history. 278 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:01,240 A bible of a character that doesn't exist. 279 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:09,940 Well you learn something new everyday. 280 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,140 Anyway. 281 00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:17,980 Speedrun it is. 282 00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:47,960 Thank you. 283 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,960 Where the fuck do I... 284 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:55,760 I didn't want to start a new game. 285 00:17:55,880 --> 00:18:01,420 I just want to go back to the beginning by pressing start and select simultaneously. 286 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:05,440 But I mean, that's not working until the cutscene is over. 287 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:14,900 Yoshimitsu used to sell yolks around the back of Vibe Nightclub in Portlaoise. 288 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:18,900 Yoshimitsu used to sell yolks. 289 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,140 Fair play to him anyway. 290 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,780 Make sure you've got your wits about you. 291 00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:31,140 Sorry guys, we're just going to wait here now until we can fucking restart it. 292 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:34,640 But have your wits about you at all times because you never know what might be happening. 293 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,040 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 294 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:38,500 We'll get out! 295 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,620 Is that a helicopter? 296 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:50,800 Jesus Christ! 297 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,180 Helicopter. 298 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,240 Chris got scared of the helicopter there. 299 00:18:58,800 --> 00:18:59,940 So anyway, low game. 300 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,420 Wings of Ganley. 301 00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:04,080 Thank you very much. 302 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:33,740 seconds away. I'll be waiting. Seven seconds away. This is a speed run anyway. I don't know 303 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:37,880 What if you understand what I'm what I'm on about because you're probably not an elite 304 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,740 Gamer as well 305 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:44,880 Me I've been around I've done that I've done the games. I've been on the scene a long time 306 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:50,880 I'm sorry again 307 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,880 the tire again 308 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,880 Francis we've been doing SGDQ this year SGDQ 309 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,880 You probably want me to ask you what that is 310 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,880 And then you probably say something and it'll be really embarrassing 311 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:36,880 Thank you very much Caltron Condren using your gooch as a waft. Thank you. Oh 312 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:47,880 It's a speedrun event. I'm only messing I need of course I fucking knew what SDGQ is G. You're talking to the man who invented the fucking concept 313 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,880 I'd be doing that yeah 314 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:57,880 In my hole those guys fucking screwed me over and I ain't never going back to them again. I 315 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,880 I remember I did a fucking speed speed Donkey Kong 316 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:07,880 Donkas Congas speed run of Donkey Kong country and they failed to fucking reimburse me with the money that I paid on getting there 317 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:17,880 They said I would be given traveling expenses. They said I would be given traveling expenses. I did the speed run of Donkey Kong country. I got all the bananas and they turned around and said 318 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,880 Thanks very much. We'll see you next year 319 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,880 I said what you mean we'll see you next year. Where's the fucking money for the train? 320 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,880 They said there is no money for the train 321 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,880 You said you I've just gone and got all the bananas in five hours on Donkey Kong land 322 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,880 And you're telling me you're not gonna pay me for my fucking journey down 323 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,880 So that was the end of that 324 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:46,880 I'm never going back to those fuckers again and I invented the concept I made that what it was 325 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,880 Paul Higgins preferred the bus in the chat 326 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,880 Well Paul why don't you go and get the fucking bus man 327 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:11,880 Do you know I think I think that'll be the best thing for you to do is go and get the bus and fucking ride on man into the sunset sayonara Higgins 328 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,880 Donkey slong thank you 329 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,880 The fucking neck the neck of some of some people 330 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:34,880 Dublin airport is double will you be in Dublin in the gaming conference in Dublin ninja? 331 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,880 I fucking invented the gaming conference. I am the gaming conference speedruns 332 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:43,880 Okay 333 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,880 It's an absolute disgrace and a real indictment into the fucking 334 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:57,880 Lack of foresight on behalf of the Dublin gaming conference and all the speedrun people speedrun I was on the top rung of the speedrun ladder 335 00:22:58,880 --> 00:22:59,880 I'm not sure 336 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,880 That they don't even want me on their SDG cues anymore 337 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,880 Well the truth is they can't have me because I said no to them 338 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:13,880 Peddling that your lies everyone's peddling lies as well 339 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:20,880 Telling me that this isn't a speedrun saying it's nothing it's not worth a shit it's rubbish and you're you're wasting time 340 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:22,880 You hammered your mother 341 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:28,880 You're all liars you are a liar you are a liar you are a liar 342 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:34,480 everyone's peddling lies as well telling me that this isn't a speedrun saying it's 343 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:39,520 nothing it's not worth a shit it's rubbish and you're you're wasting time you 344 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:46,500 hammered your mother you're all liars you are a liar you are a liar 345 00:23:56,240 --> 00:24:04,040 thank you very much donkey schlong Bob laser let's call the book can tell you to me 30 possible 346 00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:18,040 Oh for fuck's sake fuck 347 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:29,840 this is a speedrun anyway so we need to keep moving and I am pretty did we kill the tyrant already do you reckon we killed the tyrant 348 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:57,640 oh we didn't we we have to go into that room and switch on the fucking thing again and avoid those 349 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:01,140 beasts that are working here 350 00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:04,640 insane 351 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:26,060 so this is a speed run you don't want to take any damage down this corridor okay it's made of metal 352 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:33,280 make sure you go into this door here rapid fast rapid transit b area rapid transit okay that's 353 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:39,280 the fucking underground over in San Fran called the bar never been there but I that's what I've been told 354 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:48,160 what can I've seen these guys slash hooks danger men chichi men 355 00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:05,120 turn this on power connection switch elevator power is off will you connect it I will yeah see how we 356 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:18,240 get on with the connect turn that down a bit that doesn't deafen you it's back on now great stuff 357 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:29,120 mark mcd thank you very much mark mcd but I wanted to say I wanted to say something to you mark you 358 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:37,120 hammered your mother okay and also you've peddled your lines all over the world but mark mcd asks can 359 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:43,120 you give ryan a shout out as is he's just chewed in he's recovering from a bad dose of worms I hope not 360 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:51,120 all the best Ryan and get get over the worms and get get back on the straight and narrow is what I 361 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:55,120 would say maybe you were taking spoonfuls of sugar Mary Poppins style because I heard that that brings them 362 00:26:55,120 --> 00:27:03,120 on as well that could be a myth that could be a myth but I wouldn't be eating sugar by the spoonful that I 363 00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:11,120 wouldn't want to try it you know what I mean I used to put so much sugar in my cornflakes as a kid I get up at six 364 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:21,120 in the morning that it would make me feel sick I'd be watching sharky and George I feel physically sick but I never 365 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:35,120 had worms so I don't know if it's a lie I think it could be a myth 366 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:49,120 this is a speed run guys welcome to the game so we've just turned on the power for the elevator shaft and then all we have to do is head upstairs then and take out Tyrannosaurus Rex Mike Tyson 367 00:27:49,120 --> 00:28:17,120 the Tyrant Alex the kid please play it I don't know it was rubbish you got it with the master system bundled in didn't like it Sonic the hedgehog was far superior and even on the master system it was better I don't know if they had Alex the kid in Miracle World on the Sega Mega Drive but uh 368 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:24,120 I don't know what the big deal was no longer it was like um I might as well watch the shits 369 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:27,120 you are the man behind all of this 370 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:45,120 why do you have to destroy stars that's umbrella's intention this laboratory has been engaging in dangerous experiments and recently an accident has occurred anyway this disaster cannot be made public public 371 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:52,120 that's why having stars nosing about is so inconvenient so you're a slave of umbrella now along with these virus monsters 372 00:28:52,120 --> 00:29:01,120 so you're with umbrella now is that it I think you misunderstand me Jill to me the monsters you mention mean nothing 373 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:07,120 what about the monsters what about the monsters I'm going to burn all of them together with this entire laboratory I must complete my mission as ordered by umbrella 374 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:22,120 so you're planning something else if you succeed in developing the world's most powerful biological weapon what what would you do what what if you were in charge 375 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:29,120 you must stop this now you're a brave girl but if I were you I wouldn't give up such a big discovery you guys are idiots you guys know what understands its real value so you're going to steal all of me 376 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:36,120 you're better yet I'm going to show you the tyrant better yet I'm going to show you my arse 377 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:43,120 but Wesker why because Jill have you never seen my arse 378 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:51,120 Wesker where's Chris who cares about Chris it's time for my arse 379 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,000 But Wesker, why? 380 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,820 Because, Jill, have you never seen my arse? 381 00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,800 Wesker, where's Chris? 382 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,600 Who cares about Chris? 383 00:30:02,620 --> 00:30:04,340 It's time for my arse. 384 00:30:13,340 --> 00:30:14,640 Wow, there he is. 385 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,780 There he blows. 386 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:17,700 He's got a... 387 00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:19,820 Hey, he's a bollocks, but he's got a big heart. 388 00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:22,020 He's got a lovely heart. 389 00:30:22,540 --> 00:30:24,200 He's got the heart of a fucking pony. 390 00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:27,220 He might be a tyrant. 391 00:30:27,580 --> 00:30:30,340 But he's got the heart of an old fucking pony slug. 392 00:30:30,340 --> 00:30:32,540 And he's a nice guy. 393 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:50,040 This is really beautiful, Jill. 394 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,240 This armor will be mine. 395 00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:53,640 We've experimented on random people, Jill. 396 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:54,100 For the sake of an awful creature. 397 00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:56,040 And you know what else we experimented on? 398 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:56,800 Don't be upset. 399 00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:57,800 My arse, Jill. 400 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,260 All weak people exist. 401 00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:02,660 Get ready for something even better and bigger than the tyrant. 402 00:31:03,260 --> 00:31:04,360 It's my arse. 403 00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,100 On the T-Virus. 404 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:32,980 While you were hanging out with Barry, I injected my arse with the T-Virus. 405 00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:37,080 Both cheeks. 406 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:37,760 Jill. 407 00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:38,180 What? 408 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:39,480 Both cheeks. 409 00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:40,780 Don't come this way! 410 00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:42,300 Don't come this way! 411 00:31:45,980 --> 00:31:46,540 Viper. 412 00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:47,700 Thank you very much. 413 00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:53,560 You're enthusiasm hasn't gone unnoticed. 414 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:55,940 And look at the puddle of blood. 415 00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:57,380 I can't control what it does. 416 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,200 Fucking huge. 417 00:31:59,080 --> 00:31:59,720 Run, Jill. 418 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,900 Now we're on danger health floor. 419 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:06,760 Vulcan Raven. 420 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,200 Thank you. 421 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:08,980 And thanks very much Viper Enthusiast. 422 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,540 Now, we shoot him a couple times and he has a heart attack. 423 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:19,980 Isn't that right? 424 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:27,960 Slowpoke. 425 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,840 Thanks, Dankus. 426 00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:45,420 Wesker's Zurich won't cover that. 427 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,160 I'm sure it won't. 428 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:55,840 Now the lab key. 429 00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:56,800 That'll save Chris. 430 00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:58,060 Chris. 431 00:32:58,060 --> 00:32:58,100 Chris. 432 00:32:58,100 --> 00:32:58,300 Chris. 433 00:32:58,300 --> 00:32:58,780 Chris. 434 00:32:58,780 --> 00:32:59,220 Chris Dopsin. 435 00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:09,840 It'd be great to get a can of... 436 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:15,120 Nivea for men or Lynx. 437 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:18,060 Or I suppose it's Jill. 438 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,240 So a can of impulse. 439 00:33:20,060 --> 00:33:22,040 Jill needs to get a can of impulse into her. 440 00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:23,440 Rapid fast. 441 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,820 Look at all these machines. 442 00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:52,700 It's a sad waste of machinery, isn't it? 443 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,460 A lot of money went into this place. 444 00:33:58,020 --> 00:33:58,700 And for what? 445 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,020 What a fucking waste. 446 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:02,840 This guy's gone. 447 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,740 This guy's fucking gone. 448 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:06,640 Big time. 449 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,180 But he got in too deep. 450 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:09,400 Wesker was in too deep. 451 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,500 As for the tyrant. 452 00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:14,920 The jury's out. 453 00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:17,420 We don't really know whether or not he's dead. 454 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,240 I put money on him not being dead because there's no blood. 455 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:23,560 Power nap. 456 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:38,540 He was built during the boom probably. 457 00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:53,940 Now, uh... 458 00:34:53,940 --> 00:34:57,320 Because this is a speed run... 459 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:04,320 I'd love to save it. 460 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,380 Kevlar Kev. 461 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:12,840 Play Day Z. 462 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,380 I played it back in 2013. 463 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,720 Is it a new game now? 464 00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:21,860 Has it moved on to Armor 3 graphics? 465 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,560 Or is it still Armor 2? 466 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,340 And I didn't really fucking like it because... 467 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,840 It was nice at first. 468 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,000 But then I just got bored. 469 00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:33,280 I never really got into the whole role playing. 470 00:35:33,420 --> 00:35:35,480 Do you know like when you're playing a game like that online? 471 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,480 And I couldn't get my head around... 472 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:40,960 Uh... 473 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:46,100 Chatting as if I was in a real environment with other people that I didn't know. 474 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,620 I know that's part of the fun. 475 00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:48,720 You're not meant to break the illusion. 476 00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:50,480 But I can do that in so far as... 477 00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:52,500 Death matches and shit like that. 478 00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:54,480 But when it comes to surviving... 479 00:35:55,740 --> 00:35:57,980 I don't take orders. 480 00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:00,340 I'm not good at taking orders. 481 00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:03,300 So when people would be telling me to do stuff... 482 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:06,460 I'd get ratty with them online and fucking say... 483 00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:07,260 Shut your mouth. 484 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:07,800 Do you know? 485 00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:08,980 And they'd be on my side. 486 00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:10,820 So they'd... 487 00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:13,720 It would sour the atmosphere. 488 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,900 And then I'd have to just quit the game or I'd get killed or something. 489 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,800 I'd be polite. 490 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:19,820 I'd say goodbye and everything. 491 00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:23,820 But I'd have fucked it up during the game by saying something like... 492 00:36:23,820 --> 00:36:25,660 Ah, shut your fucking mouth or something. 493 00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:28,840 Or I'd say... 494 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,920 Who are you to talk to me like that? 495 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:33,880 Anyway. 496 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,980 Maybe that's what the point of it would be. 497 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,460 That might be funny to see that. 498 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:39,960 I'm not sure. 499 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:45,900 Right. 500 00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:47,160 What am I doing here? 501 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:47,840 Fuck. 502 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:49,380 Madeline rounds. 503 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:49,860 More of them. 504 00:36:49,860 --> 00:37:12,280 Shit that you can't... 505 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,140 Combine those... 506 00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:14,900 Those fellas. 507 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:14,900 Those fellas. 508 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:14,960 Those fellas. 509 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,960 *Gunshot* 510 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,960 *Gunshot* 511 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,960 *Gunshot* 512 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,960 *Sigh* 513 00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:40,780 Fuck. 514 00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:45,660 I don't wanna be in here. 515 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,960 Okay, this cunt. There's a fucking Chimera now, Walburys. 516 00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:53,960 Just gonna... gonna go for broke. 517 00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:55,960 This is a speedrun anyway. 518 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,960 If you're watching, this is how you do business. 519 00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:01,160 Might be a herb in here. We're lucky. 520 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:07,860 Jill's mental state is probably... 521 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,660 It's insane! 522 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,260 I'd probably, as someone said the other day, you'd probably turn the gun on yourself. 523 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:15,760 I wouldn't wanna fucking face any of these bad boys. 524 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:16,260 *Sigh* 525 00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:22,260 Instruments for operation. Bloodstained. 526 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:23,560 There's no... 527 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:25,260 Herb though. 528 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,260 Herb Gallagher is gone. Has left the building. 529 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:38,960 Right, here we go. 530 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:40,760 Here we go. 531 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:42,460 This is it. 532 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,960 I'm gonna shoot and then... and go back out. And shoot and go back out. 533 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:56,660 Do you reckon... 534 00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:56,660 Do you reckon... 535 00:38:57,660 --> 00:38:58,660 If I go back out and go back in... 536 00:38:59,660 --> 00:39:01,660 Will that bullet that I have shot him... 537 00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:03,360 Will he regenerate to full health? 538 00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:04,360 Or... 539 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,360 Will that bullet still be... 540 00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:08,360 Will I... Will he still be damaged? 541 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:36,640 regenerate. Full health. Is he gone? He's fucking gone man. All you people in the chat talking shite like you've done a speedrun. 542 00:39:36,640 --> 00:40:06,620 All right. 543 00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:17,860 Oh my god. One shot. That'll do. That'll do. Thanks very much. 544 00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:45,200 this is a speed run 545 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,160 I think 546 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,240 I'm not sure 547 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,360 but I think it is 548 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:57,380 there might be a 549 00:40:57,380 --> 00:41:00,860 a herb in here 550 00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:14,140 nothing 551 00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:44,120 Thank you. 552 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:58,680 Now we'll unlock our friend Chris who's been in jail for a few days. Happy music. 553 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,140 Oh, Jill! 554 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,620 Sorry for keeping you waiting. 555 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:05,760 So, everything is done? 556 00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,600 Well, almost, yes. Now let's go. 557 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,140 Command Chris. 558 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:26,660 Don't open that door. 559 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:32,880 Jill, wait. Don't open that door. 560 00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:49,500 Let's go. 561 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,140 It's getting tasty. It's getting spicy. 562 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,520 We could do with a few health packs now and an ink ribbon. 563 00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:14,500 Where is he? Where has he gone now? 564 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:17,140 Where has he gone now? 565 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,220 Has he gone upstairs or...? 566 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:24,820 Did he go upstairs? 567 00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:40,560 Oh, oh. 568 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:59,240 Decapitation times two. 569 00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:19,480 If they'd have got me then, it's game over. 570 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:28,940 Welcome to the speedrun, guys. 571 00:44:30,380 --> 00:44:32,620 We've been streaming for 44 minutes now. 572 00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:34,400 I think we're going to get a world record. 573 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:36,480 We've... 574 00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:41,600 I think the world record is something like an hour or two hours or something. 575 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:42,580 Two hours and 30. 576 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:43,140 20. 577 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:44,260 I'm now... 578 00:44:44,260 --> 00:44:46,760 45 minutes. 579 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,380 Nothing here, man. 580 00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:57,400 There's nothing here. 581 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,860 Do I need this key anymore? 582 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,240 Let me get rid of that. 583 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:11,960 Clip. 584 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:15,640 Brett. 585 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,840 Ladder. Will you climb it or will ya? 586 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:40,840 *Bell rings* 587 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,840 I could've given you a fucking herb or something. 588 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,840 Oh, I need the lab key. 589 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:59,840 Just the speed run- this is a cheat where you leave the lab key in the fucking chest. 590 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:06,840 Then you take the ladder up to rattle the door. Only to have to return back down to get the key again. 591 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:09,840 Let's go! 592 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:11,840 What? 593 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:14,840 Who's he talking to? 594 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,840 Who's he even talking to there? 595 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,840 Lab key. 596 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,560 Should we put away the barretta? 597 00:46:25,740 --> 00:46:27,240 Fuck that. We don't need that. 598 00:46:48,620 --> 00:46:49,340 Great stuff. 599 00:46:50,180 --> 00:46:51,580 Where's the keyhole for that? 600 00:46:51,660 --> 00:46:53,540 And there was a sound as if there was a keyhole, 601 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,140 but there's not. 602 00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:00,780 Thank you, Bill Mango. 603 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:02,540 Thank you. 604 00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:04,000 It's awful loud in my ears. 605 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:06,360 The key is useless. 606 00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:07,480 Now we'll discard you. 607 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,220 Yeah, we'll get rid of that. 608 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,360 Then we'll head on through the doors. 609 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,460 On to the tyrant. 610 00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:16,960 Dismantle the tyrant now, 611 00:47:17,060 --> 00:47:19,480 and then we'll be back to where we want. 612 00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:21,920 End of the game speedrun. 613 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:23,200 45. 614 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,480 47 minutes. 615 00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:30,080 Turn that up. 616 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:30,080 Turn that up. 617 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,540 This is Brad. 618 00:47:34,020 --> 00:47:35,020 Running out of fuel. 619 00:47:35,580 --> 00:47:36,960 If there is anyone alive, 620 00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:38,660 contact me now, okay? 621 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:40,420 This is your plan. 622 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,520 *Bettering* 623 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,200 Battery! 624 00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:56,620 We've no herbs or anything in there, uh... 625 00:47:59,440 --> 00:47:59,940 *BEEP* 626 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:05,740 I hope there's a herb or a fuckin' aid spray up there because there's nothing- I've got nothing on me. 627 00:48:09,940 --> 00:48:14,440 The battery is pulled out in and then we go 628 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,240 Ladies first go first Jill 629 00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:38,460 Ladies first go first Jill 630 00:48:38,460 --> 00:48:51,120 Ladies first congratulations it's ladies first go first Jill 631 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,800 Chivalry is dead go first Jill 632 00:49:05,980 --> 00:49:11,960 This box of tricks little spice box will you take the flare I will 633 00:49:21,220 --> 00:49:23,220 Hope there's a 634 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,560 I need spray around here 635 00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:34,860 Because I'm on fucking zero 636 00:49:34,860 --> 00:50:02,860 *whistling* 637 00:50:02,860 --> 00:50:04,860 And Bazmondo 638 00:50:04,860 --> 00:50:08,860 Thank you very much Bazmondo 639 00:50:08,860 --> 00:50:10,860 Put the flare down 640 00:50:10,860 --> 00:50:12,860 Little firework 641 00:50:12,860 --> 00:50:18,860 She got that down the plowing championship said Jill 642 00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:20,860 She's been waiting all year to set it off 643 00:50:20,860 --> 00:50:22,860 And now the time has come 644 00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:24,860 *whistling* 645 00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:30,860 *whistling* 646 00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:34,860 *whistling* 647 00:50:34,860 --> 00:50:36,860 Okay 648 00:50:36,860 --> 00:50:42,860 *whistling* 649 00:50:42,860 --> 00:50:44,860 *whistling* 650 00:50:44,860 --> 00:50:54,860 *whistling* 651 00:50:54,860 --> 00:50:56,860 *whistling* 652 00:50:56,860 --> 00:51:14,860 *Plexus' theme* 653 00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:23,660 Is that it? 654 00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:26,860 Where was the thing? The fucking tyrant? 655 00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:40,860 I love women! 656 00:51:48,380 --> 00:51:49,980 Number two Frank McCourt. 657 00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:57,580 Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan? 658 00:51:58,860 --> 00:51:59,980 You are a liar! 659 00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:02,780 You are a liar! 660 00:52:05,180 --> 00:52:09,020 The tyrant couldn't be turned up. The tyrant went to bed. 661 00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:14,140 Wow! What a speedrun! 52 minutes! 662 00:52:16,860 --> 00:52:17,500 What a game! 663 00:52:19,020 --> 00:52:24,620 Kamiya Hideki. Big shout out to you. Well done. You did some great work. The system plan, the camera works. 664 00:52:24,620 --> 00:52:46,540 Kato Haraki. Oda Koji. Murata Satoshi. Ayoa Kanichi. Ayoama. Masaki. Yamada Samaki. Saga Yasuyuki. Masuda Ippi. Yasuda Junko. Fucking... Hamano Miho. Hamada Atsuko. Fujita Mutoji. 665 00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:56,060 Character textures were done by Ishihara Yuji. Shimigami Ryoji. Anka Togiri Hideaki. 666 00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:23,580 Now, there's something else I want to hit you with. Nakamoto Yashihara. Takamoto Naomi. Yashimaru Kenichiro. Nishuaya. Toshimo Tsubata Satomi. Software Engineering System. Ampo Yashuhiro. You have been peddling live. 667 00:53:23,580 --> 00:53:48,220 Chiboshi Sirachae. Sakata Keohiko. You are a liar. Watanabe Hirayaki. You hammered your mother. Sano Kazushi. Number two Frank McCord. Armitsu Takahiro. Don't you have a life! Kuhato Mitsura. Don't you have a life! 668 00:53:48,220 --> 00:54:07,180 Oh, she Oh, he she is so was doing the characters publicity was all on Hanma Masako you have been peddling live the sound that was to my Zawa my castle number two Frank McCoy the sound design was actually Yamada Apple featuring its sumi hideyaki and hammer was harrow 669 00:54:09,100 --> 00:54:39,020 special thanks to Wakuto Tsuyoshi Shirawa Takuya Okamuru Shigomi and music composed by Samuro Gucci Mamoru you hammered your mother by Oh Hazard Symphony Orchestra conducted by Nick Nagaki Takashi you hammered your mother and the ending theme tempest was a Samuro Gucci project you hammered your mother you hammered your mother 670 00:54:39,020 --> 00:55:08,820 film crew Nishitani no hero Takano Masani was doing the fucking production management CG movie number sagey great production great DOP work by Harrow Iwa Iwa and also narrator which was Ward E. Sexton who did great narration there with thanks and cooperation from the center field company special effects by gives company limited and also 671 00:55:08,940 --> 00:55:31,860 post-production by vision universe company limited that is a total and absolute lie the director was Mikami Shinji don't forget now the produce the production team main producers were in a foodie cagey you have been peddling live and Mikami Shinji peddle to your lives all over the world big shout out to general producer okamoto you Shiki 672 00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:47,580 are presented last but not least by Capcom I don't know why you're so obsessed with me I don't know why you're so obsessed with me I don't know why you're so obsessed with me 673 00:55:47,580 --> 00:55:53,020 fuck you deputy Stark fuck you deputy Stark fuck you deputy Stark fuck you deputy Stark 674 00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:59,020 ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok 675 00:55:59,020 --> 00:56:03,860 Pat Talks MEP here good evening gay ok ok ok 676 00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:06,780 Pat Talks MEP here greatly enhanced respect 677 00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:29,180 ha ha ha resident evil guys resident evil guys resident Pat Cox MEP what a game amazing work and what ranking do we have oh the tyrant still lives oh the fucking tyrant still lives oh the fucking tyrant still lives 678 00:56:29,180 --> 00:56:31,180 *Squeak* 679 00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:33,180 *Squeak* 680 00:56:33,180 --> 00:56:35,180 *Squeak* 681 00:56:35,180 --> 00:56:37,180 *Squeak* 682 00:56:37,180 --> 00:56:39,180 *Squeak* 683 00:56:39,180 --> 00:56:41,180 This is a speedrun lads. Okay? Okay? Okay? 684 00:56:41,180 --> 00:56:43,180 Okay? 685 00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:45,180 Hello Line 4, good evening. 686 00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:47,180 Hello Line 4, good evening. 687 00:56:47,180 --> 00:56:49,180 Good evening gay. Pat Cox MEP here. 688 00:56:49,180 --> 00:56:51,180 A dose of Narnosis. 689 00:56:51,180 --> 00:56:53,180 Wow. 690 00:56:53,180 --> 00:56:55,180 He greatly enhanced his reputation. 691 00:56:55,180 --> 00:56:57,180 What a speedrun. 692 00:56:57,180 --> 00:56:59,180 Speed run! 693 00:56:59,180 --> 00:57:01,500 So you can say it's right or wrong. Say it's right or wrong. 694 00:57:01,740 --> 00:57:04,720 What you wanted to do was to get a situation where in the future, 695 00:57:05,340 --> 00:57:07,500 the possibility will be created in the next... 696 00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:11,680 Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. 697 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:15,640 Greatly enhanced his reputation. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. 698 00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:19,360 We're in the future. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. Shree-shee. 699 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:23,140 Thank you very much, O'Brien's Wines, Rathmines. 700 00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:28,500 Thank you very much. 701 00:57:28,700 --> 00:57:29,860 Good evening, gay. Yes. 702 00:57:30,660 --> 00:57:33,700 Fat Talks, let me be here. Good evening, gay. Yes. 703 00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:37,760 Fat Talks, let me be here. Fat Talks, let me be here. 704 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,360 Watch out, there's a fucking fire jack coming down. Get off! 705 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:44,680 You hammered your mother. 706 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:46,820 You hammered your mother. 707 00:57:47,540 --> 00:57:48,900 You hammered your mother. 708 00:57:49,740 --> 00:57:50,760 You hammered your mother. 709 00:57:51,260 --> 00:57:52,620 You hammered your mother. 710 00:57:53,500 --> 00:57:54,540 You hammered your mother. 711 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,500 Number two, Frank McCourt. 712 00:57:58,220 --> 00:57:59,200 Don't you have a life. 713 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,000 Number two, Frank McCourt. 714 00:58:01,180 --> 00:58:02,360 Don't you have a life. 715 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:02,780 Ha ha. 716 00:58:03,220 --> 00:58:04,740 Number two, Frank McCourt. 717 00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:06,300 Don't you have a life. 718 00:58:06,300 --> 00:58:06,720 Ha ha. 719 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,460 Number two, Frank McCourt. 720 00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,140 Don't you have a life. 721 00:58:10,140 --> 00:58:10,260 Quit. 722 00:58:10,260 --> 00:58:12,100 Shoot me if you're fucking holes. 723 00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:20,040 Yeah, because shoot me if you're fucking holes. 724 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:21,580 A toast of nalangisers. 725 00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,160 Yeah, because shoot me if you're fucking holes. 726 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,060 A toast of nalangisers. 727 00:58:27,060 --> 00:58:32,800 The dose of Narnagisus. 728 00:58:56,460 --> 00:59:25,860 There we have it. That's Resident Evil done. Well, it's been an amazing speedrun guys. We managed to do it in 59:44 minutes and 59 seconds. 729 00:59:25,860 --> 00:59:43,860 It's inside the 45 minute bracket. And you thought I couldn't do it and you all were doubting me. Doubting Thomas. You're a bunch of doubting Thomases. Tom-i. Ridiculous. 730 00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:48,400 I don't know how you think I meant to play games with the 731 00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:56,020 Zero support from any of you apart from all the lovely supports that you do give you're actually doubting me the whole time 732 00:59:56,020 --> 00:59:58,020 I agree you're wanting me to be 733 00:59:58,020 --> 01:00:04,880 Round up the boys to come hard to manaconda G to see me and condo G doesn't want me to see me fail at all and 734 01:00:06,020 --> 01:00:08,720 The speed run was dedicated to you 735 01:00:11,220 --> 01:00:13,220 50 45 minutes and a candy 736 01:00:13,220 --> 01:00:25,720 70 seconds we thank you very much 737 01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:32,440 Well, it's been an emotional evening guys. Thanks very much for tuning in 738 01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:36,960 It's a short and sweet one, but we didn't think we were gonna get there in the end 739 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:42,280 But I knew I was gonna get there, but I mean I know that you didn't because you fucking doubt me like 740 01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:52,000 Peaches galore. I only tune into witness success. No problem. That's all you're gonna see. That's all you can see 741 01:00:56,620 --> 01:00:58,620 Egg and pudding and beans 742 01:00:58,620 --> 01:00:58,620 Egg and pudding and beans 743 01:00:58,620 --> 01:00:58,620 Egg and pudding and beans 744 01:00:58,620 --> 01:01:00,620 Egg and pudding and beans 745 01:01:00,620 --> 01:01:02,620 Egg and pudding and beans 746 01:01:02,620 --> 01:01:04,620 Egg and pudding and beans 747 01:01:04,620 --> 01:01:06,620 Egg and pudding and beans 748 01:01:06,620 --> 01:01:08,620 Egg and pudding and beans 749 01:01:08,620 --> 01:01:10,620 Do you know what this means? 750 01:01:10,620 --> 01:01:30,500 Do you know what this means? Do you know what this means? Do you know what this means? Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. Egg and pudding and beans. 751 01:01:30,500 --> 01:02:00,480 *sad music* 752 01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:12,480 *sad music* 753 01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:30,460 What's the crack? Francis is back. Again with another sick ass rap. We finished the game in a wreck of time. I don't wanna hear ya ever whine anymore. You know the score. Speedrun. Speedrun. Every time. 754 01:02:30,460 --> 01:02:42,460 Every day close the door behind yourself when you're on the way out. Because this snake is always gonna shout. I'm the best at what I do. I do speedruns. How about you? 755 01:02:42,460 --> 01:02:54,460 *sad music* 756 01:02:54,460 --> 01:03:06,460 *sad music* 757 01:03:06,460 --> 01:03:08,460 *sad music* 758 01:03:08,460 --> 01:03:20,460 *sad music* 759 01:03:20,460 --> 01:03:32,460 *sad music* 760 01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:44,460 *sad music* 761 01:03:44,460 --> 01:03:46,460 *sad music* 762 01:03:46,460 --> 01:03:48,460 *sad music* 763 01:03:48,460 --> 01:03:50,460 *sad music* 764 01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:52,460 *sad music* 765 01:03:52,460 --> 01:03:54,460 *sad music* 766 01:03:54,460 --> 01:03:56,460 *sad music* 767 01:03:56,460 --> 01:03:58,460 *sad music* 768 01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:00,460 *sad music* 769 01:04:00,460 --> 01:04:00,460 *sad music* 770 01:04:00,460 --> 01:04:02,460 *sad music* 771 01:04:02,460 --> 01:04:09,120 Let me into it again. Let me into it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 772 01:04:19,180 --> 01:04:23,240 Ah, yeah. All right, all right, all right, all right. 773 01:04:24,580 --> 01:04:32,440 We never got infected, but I'm about to be erected as a statue dedicated to everybody who fell. 774 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:36,520 I'm talking Jill, Chris and Barry Burton. 775 01:04:38,020 --> 01:04:42,200 And now I'm fucking hurting because I finished the game with a shit rating. 776 01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:45,880 Gonna have to play a game to make sure that the tyrant ain't hating. 777 01:04:46,380 --> 01:04:48,180 He's hanging around a forest in a tree. 778 01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:50,380 He's after you and me. 779 01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:58,660 Wants to come back to Raccoon City on board the helicopter, but we won't let him because we don't want him anymore. 780 01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:00,400 Why? 781 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,980 Because he hammered his mother. 782 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,260 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 783 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:04,720 We'll get out. 784 01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:27,060 You hammered your mother, peddled your lies all over the world. 785 01:05:29,060 --> 01:05:52,440 You hammered your mother and peddled your lies all over the world. You hammered your mother and peddled your lies. Do what you told. You hammered your mother. And now your brother and your father are mad at you. What did you do? And where did you get the hammer? Where did you get the hammer? 786 01:05:54,440 --> 01:06:08,580 Resident Evil. The director's cut. Could have done it faster playing with my foot. Be smart. Fighting foes isn't the only way to survive. 787 01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:26,640 You be doing really well to survive. After about 13 hours playing this shite. Your head will be wrecked. You want to go to bed. But you gotta finish it because you said that you would. Don't want to leave things unfinished again. 788 01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:42,880 Story of my life. I start things with the greatest intentions. And then I go to bed. Starting things with the greatest of intentions. And then I go to bed. Wake up the next morning with the pain in my head. Because I never finish the thing I said that I finish. 789 01:06:45,920 --> 01:07:14,360 The washing up. The washing up. The studying. The working. The chores. The jobs. All of these things are piling up around me. I don't want to do them. I just want to watch TV3. They show the best programs in the whole nation. That's why it's my favorite TV station. They've rebranded to Virgin Media 1. They should have stuck with TV3 because the new shit. That's just bum. Bum is your ass. It's the opposite of class. 790 01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:23,540 And I didn't choose the snake life. The snake life chose me. The snake life chose me. 791 01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:53,520 Thank you. 792 01:07:53,520 --> 01:08:23,500 Thank you. 793 01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:28,720 Resident Evil wish you could stay, but the program has decided to end it there. 794 01:08:32,820 --> 01:08:46,000 Will we do Chris's story? Will we do Chris's scenario? I don't know. I don't wanna know. I don't wanna go back in there. The world of survival horror makes me not wanna care anymore. Cause I'm scared. Going back to the old days of yore. 795 01:08:56,660 --> 01:09:11,080 Thanks very much for everybody who's watched this. We'll be back again with some more gaming lyrical bliss. On another time, another plane, another dimension. So get Bench in the brain. 796 01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:37,020 I'm spitting fire into the mainframe. 797 01:09:37,020 --> 01:09:55,640 Get a fire extinguisher quick. Cause we're all going up in flames. And I don't want you to burn. I don't want you to burn to death. We need to be quenched. We need to be quenched fast. Get out your breath. 798 01:09:57,020 --> 01:10:01,000 Because you breathe liquid nitrogen. That's the same as fucking ice and shit. 799 01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:05,280 So blow out the flame. Put the icing on my cake. 800 01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:09,180 Cook up a nice bit of hake. 801 01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:14,100 Because we're overfishing the sea. All the cod is gone, you see. 802 01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:19,060 We're overfishing the sea. All the cod is gone, you see. 803 01:10:19,580 --> 01:10:20,860 We only eat hake now. 804 01:10:25,020 --> 01:10:33,740 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Yeah. 805 01:10:41,020 --> 01:10:57,020 You're gonna shoot a zombie on a Wednesday, Thursday night. 806 01:10:57,020 --> 01:11:17,260 You wanna download my podcast. Look at me. Talk shy to Joe Rogan and other intellectual heavyweights. 807 01:11:17,260 --> 01:11:38,980 Go fuck yourself. 808 01:11:38,980 --> 01:11:42,980 Go fuck yourself. 809 01:11:44,980 --> 01:11:52,280 Thank you so much, everybody who donated, demonstrated, praised, and rated the stream. 810 01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,640 Jordan B. Peterson in a lyrical dream. 811 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:57,340 Clean your room. 812 01:11:59,060 --> 01:12:01,300 Get yourself back into school. 813 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,700 Do the things you should be doing. 814 01:12:06,980 --> 01:12:10,320 I'm not mad. 815 01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:13,060 It's called the fucking 10-ditor beat. 816 01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:14,440 Clearly you can't pass the ball. 817 01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:17,680 Tim Healy, thank you so much. 818 01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:19,640 For the squealy 2 euro. 819 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,060 You know. 820 01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:25,120 What you gotta do. 821 01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:27,960 You got a bedroom. 822 01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:30,260 And it's so untidy. 823 01:12:30,260 --> 01:12:30,760 Yeah. 824 01:12:37,860 --> 01:12:38,500 Oh yeah. 825 01:12:38,980 --> 01:12:39,820 Thank you very much. 826 01:12:41,660 --> 01:12:42,600 Thank you very much. 827 01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:55,220 Thank you very much for the tippy whips. 828 01:12:55,220 --> 01:12:56,100 Anaconda G. 829 01:12:56,100 --> 01:12:57,820 Tim Healy with the lovely lips. 830 01:12:57,820 --> 01:12:58,820 I'm only messing. 831 01:12:58,820 --> 01:13:00,120 I've never seen your lips. 832 01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:03,180 And if I did, I wouldn't give a shit or make a remark like that. 833 01:13:03,180 --> 01:13:05,240 Cause you'd be wondering what I'm at. 834 01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:08,820 All I wanna say is thanks cat for the 2 euro. 835 01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:11,320 I wanna hit you with a baseball bat. 836 01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:12,200 Only messing. 837 01:13:12,740 --> 01:13:16,520 I just don't know how to be expressing my gratitude to you. 838 01:13:17,020 --> 01:13:19,500 Without getting violent with a pool cue. 839 01:13:19,900 --> 01:13:21,240 Or a baseball bat. 840 01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:24,040 The aforementioned tool that I will use. 841 01:13:24,260 --> 01:13:26,540 To be so cruel to your dome. 842 01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:29,040 When you're lying on your back at home. 843 01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:30,480 Watching me on your phone. 844 01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:32,360 Play these Resident Evil games. 845 01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:37,860 I'm gonna make a hames out of your living room. 846 01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:39,940 When I come round pretty soon. 847 01:13:39,940 --> 01:13:41,100 The uninvited guest. 848 01:13:42,020 --> 01:13:45,740 Is gonna lay his chest down on the ground. 849 01:13:46,260 --> 01:13:47,540 I'm gonna be lying prone. 850 01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:48,380 Like a snake. 851 01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:50,560 In your fucking home. 852 01:13:50,660 --> 01:13:51,440 Schlithering around. 853 01:13:51,620 --> 01:13:52,600 In the front room. 854 01:13:53,260 --> 01:13:54,540 When your mother comes back. 855 01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:55,000 She'll be like. 856 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:56,200 Who the fuck's that goon? 857 01:13:56,380 --> 01:13:57,180 Call the guards. 858 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:58,280 Now fast. 859 01:13:59,040 --> 01:13:59,640 Too late. 860 01:13:59,980 --> 01:14:01,280 I already burnt their ass. 861 01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:03,300 Took a fire extinguisher to it too. 862 01:14:03,660 --> 01:14:05,100 Told them that was all out guys. 863 01:14:05,380 --> 01:14:06,600 I'll see you in the next realm. 864 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:08,740 Cause you're gonna have to burn through. 865 01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:13,360 This is a speed run guys. 866 01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:37,520 This is the end of the game. 867 01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:40,780 If you're still sticking around for the raps. 868 01:14:40,860 --> 01:14:41,860 You're insane. 869 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:44,240 Because I don't like hip hop. 870 01:14:46,260 --> 01:14:47,300 Just trip hop. 871 01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:51,040 All my favorite air is from Bristol in the early 90s. 872 01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:55,520 Big shout out to Portishead. 873 01:14:56,040 --> 01:14:56,880 Massive Attack. 874 01:14:57,700 --> 01:14:58,160 Tricky. 875 01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:00,200 The Sneaker Pimps. 876 01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:03,020 Clean your pimps. 877 01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:03,060 Clean your pimps. 878 01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:20,780 Gonna start a trip hop tribute band. 879 01:15:21,060 --> 01:15:22,600 Called the Sneaker Chimps. 880 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:25,720 We're gonna dress up as monkeys. 881 01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:29,320 And make lots of music that's not very funky. 882 01:15:30,380 --> 01:15:32,240 Gonna rap over and rhyme. 883 01:15:32,940 --> 01:15:35,720 And it'll feel like we're in a K-hole all the time. 884 01:15:37,020 --> 01:15:38,140 Clean your room. 885 01:15:38,780 --> 01:15:39,660 Clean your room. 886 01:15:41,320 --> 01:16:04,320 Thanks very much Jordan BP for the lyrical intuition you know me always appreciative of that stuff and I like to use TV3 a lot because it's influenced everything I do and everything I say in a half assed way. 887 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:11,320 *Skid* 888 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:14,320 That's called the fucking Teletubbies. Clearly you can't pass the phone. 889 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,320 *Skid* 890 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:29,320 *Skid* 891 01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:39,320 *Skid* 892 01:16:39,320 --> 01:16:41,320 *Skid* 893 01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:43,320 *Skid* 894 01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:51,320 *Skid* 895 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:53,320 *Skid* 896 01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:55,320 *Skid* 897 01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:57,320 *Skid* 898 01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:59,320 *Skid* 899 01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:01,720 13 hours and now we're all done 900 01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:05,480 Time to go home, go to bed 901 01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:07,920 Get some sleep, rest your weary head 902 01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:09,900 Rest your eyes in the morning 903 01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:11,900 Wake up at some cornflakes 904 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:13,640 And then stop your yawning 905 01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:15,260 Time to get dressed 906 01:17:15,260 --> 01:17:17,240 Head out into the big bad world 907 01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:22,960 I feel blessed 908 01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:28,100 This is a speed run, guys 909 01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:29,760 Good night and God bless 910 01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:31,000 You hammered your mother 911 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:33,800 You hammered your mother 912 01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:38,220 This was a speed run 913 01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:40,480 Guys, thanks so much 914 01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:42,100 For being with us 915 01:17:42,100 --> 01:17:43,220 You are a liar 916 01:17:43,220 --> 01:17:46,920 You hammered your mother 917 01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:53,080 Why did you not discuss your 918 01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:55,540 Why did you not discuss 919 01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:58,460 Why did you not discuss your 920 01:17:58,460 --> 01:18:00,400 You hammered your mother 921 01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:03,460 Why did you not discuss 922 01:18:03,460 --> 01:18:06,580 Number 2, Frank McCord 923 01:18:06,580 --> 01:18:17,880 Yo, shout out to the Hong Kong crew 924 01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:18,780 Seacastle, is it? 925 01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:21,120 Cowlown City, I'm looking at you 926 01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:22,240 County Cowlown, you know 927 01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:22,960 Bring it down fast 928 01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:24,580 And heard the wall city had to go 929 01:18:24,580 --> 01:18:26,340 Woo-do, man, watch out for the boys 930 01:18:26,340 --> 01:18:27,200 Here's the flow 931 01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:30,580 Hong Kong City at night 932 01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:32,180 Can you hear me? 933 01:18:32,260 --> 01:18:33,520 Are you feeling all right? 934 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:36,620 Do you know how bad it felt to live in Cowlown 935 01:18:36,620 --> 01:18:38,440 Looking for the man who killed my father 936 01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:40,020 So that I could kill him, do you? 937 01:18:40,100 --> 01:18:40,740 Woo-do, man 938 01:18:40,740 --> 01:18:42,520 Hong Kong City by day 939 01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:45,360 Do you like it when I talk to you this way? 940 01:18:45,580 --> 01:18:46,200 Woo-do, man 941 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:47,820 You've got some nice boats in your river 942 01:18:47,820 --> 01:18:48,620 What do they sell? 943 01:18:48,660 --> 01:18:49,360 What can I smell? 944 01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:50,120 Wanna go there? 945 01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,220 But I'm scared and confused 946 01:18:51,220 --> 01:18:51,900 Woo-do, man 947 01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:54,280 When I confused 948 01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:56,440 I'm on the sky scanner 949 01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,780 At night 950 01:18:57,780 --> 01:19:01,320 I look for the best prize 951 01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,860 For a Hong Kong fight 952 01:19:03,860 --> 01:19:05,040 I'm confused 953 01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:07,400 There's a language barrier 954 01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,760 Do I need to get ejections before I go? 955 01:19:10,060 --> 01:19:10,900 What about the food? 956 01:19:10,980 --> 01:19:13,800 Is it the same as back home in the Chinese that you get here? 957 01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:14,540 Woo-do, man 958 01:19:14,540 --> 01:19:18,660 Impressive scenery and mountain statues 959 01:19:18,660 --> 01:19:20,000 Towns and trees 960 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:20,740 Woo-do, man 961 01:19:20,740 --> 01:19:22,460 I can't feel it 962 01:19:22,460 --> 01:19:22,640 I can't feel it 963 01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:23,900 I can't feel it 964 01:19:23,900 --> 01:19:24,460 I can't feel it 965 01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:24,800 I can't feel it 966 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:25,580 Woo-do, man 967 01:19:25,580 --> 01:19:26,380 How about you? 968 01:19:26,380 --> 01:19:31,260 An urban, urban, urban, vision pile has cramped an orient 969 01:19:31,260 --> 01:19:34,420 I don't know where I am 970 01:19:34,420 --> 01:19:35,180 Woo-do, man 971 01:19:35,180 --> 01:19:37,340 I still don't know where I am 972 01:19:37,340 --> 01:19:38,100 Woo-do, man 973 01:19:38,100 --> 01:19:40,600 Shout out to all the Cowlown crew 974 01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:43,020 All the boys out in the swimming pool 975 01:19:43,020 --> 01:19:46,080 All the girls out there on the river 976 01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:48,040 On the back of a shipping container 977 01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:49,360 Going out to Florida 978 01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:53,060 Go and check the stock 979 01:19:53,060 --> 01:19:54,480 Go and check the stock 980 01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:55,300 Check the windows 981 01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:59,000 Yeah, barely, is it? 982 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,080 Yeah, give barely an offer 983 01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:06,060 Maybe, yeah 984 01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:09,180 Maybe, yeah 985 01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:10,420 I think it's called voodoo 986 01:20:10,420 --> 01:20:15,020 Yeah, barely, is it? 987 01:20:15,020 --> 01:20:16,020 Thank you. 988 01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:46,000 Thank you. 989 01:20:46,000 --> 01:21:15,980 Thank you. 990 01:21:15,980 --> 01:21:17,980 Thank you. 991 01:21:17,980 --> 01:21:19,980 Thank you. 992 01:21:19,980 --> 01:21:21,980 Thank you. 993 01:21:21,980 --> 01:21:23,980 Thank you. 994 01:21:23,980 --> 01:21:24,540 Let's have a look. 995 01:21:25,820 --> 01:21:29,120 Pile of rocks and weird shit inside the rocks. 996 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:34,860 A biblical tale says the town of Ziklag became the unlikely seat of David. 997 01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:42,220 Before his anointment as king following the Israelite King Saul's death. 998 01:21:42,220 --> 01:21:48,460 We excavated in 2015 and 2016 and 2017 and 2018 and now 2019. 999 01:21:48,460 --> 01:21:50,560 So we're already working here for five years. 1000 01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:55,480 And altogether we excavated about 1,000 square meters in three different areas. 1001 01:21:55,480 --> 01:22:01,180 And in each one of these areas we have monumental architecture and a large building from the Felistin time. 1002 01:22:01,180 --> 01:22:04,280 From the 12th and 11th centuries BC. 1003 01:22:04,820 --> 01:22:08,960 And there are many, many debates if King David was a historical figure or mythological figure. 1004 01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:11,520 And if he was a historical figure if he was a... 1005 01:22:11,520 --> 01:22:14,160 And perhaps to Johnny Hayley. 1006 01:22:14,260 --> 01:22:15,280 He has a chip on his phone. 1007 01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:16,660 He has a bag of chips. 1008 01:22:16,660 --> 01:22:17,200 Thank you. 1009 01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:19,120 Thanks very much there, Tim Healy. 1010 01:22:19,120 --> 01:22:31,040 Pottery vessels and other objects typical of the fucking Philistines have been excavated around the Ziklag region. 1011 01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:37,340 A big, massive, empty room out in the fucking back of beyond. 1012 01:22:37,780 --> 01:22:39,240 The land of sand, probably. 1013 01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:42,100 The great Eurasian unknown. 1014 01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:45,140 Dense landmass of Eurasia. 1015 01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:48,920 Encompassing Afghanistan and all the Stanishtans. 1016 01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,480 They're all there. 1017 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,240 Each and every one of them. 1018 01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:53,400 Ready for action. 1019 01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,340 And there you've got... 1020 01:22:55,340 --> 01:22:56,240 Abbas... 1021 01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:58,140 Abbas Stanakazi. 1022 01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:01,940 Look at him there. 1023 01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:04,400 And who's that lad at the back there, look. 1024 01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,500 Just fucking chilling out. 1025 01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:08,940 Surveying the scene. 1026 01:23:09,700 --> 01:23:10,460 We don't know. 1027 01:23:10,740 --> 01:23:12,340 We can only imagine and guess. 1028 01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:15,980 Also here you've got some... 1029 01:23:15,980 --> 01:23:17,660 The rest of them are in Arabic. 1030 01:23:17,900 --> 01:23:18,900 I'm not gonna try in a... 1031 01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:19,840 And pronounce them. 1032 01:23:20,020 --> 01:23:21,000 Because I can't. 1033 01:23:24,860 --> 01:23:25,340 And... 1034 01:23:25,340 --> 01:23:28,320 There's a suit jacket. 1035 01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:30,000 Like a tailored suit jacket. 1036 01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:31,740 That goes over the... 1037 01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:33,900 The robes that they wear. 1038 01:23:34,700 --> 01:23:36,900 And then those hats that the boys wore in Chernobyl. 1039 01:23:37,180 --> 01:23:38,760 To keep their radiation off their heads. 1040 01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:43,160 Why did they make the room so big? 1041 01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:43,180 Why did they make the room so big? 1042 01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:46,620 Very... 1043 01:23:46,620 --> 01:23:50,260 They're very impressed by big visual sort of things as well. 1044 01:23:52,540 --> 01:23:53,340 It's quiet. 1045 01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:54,260 It's eerie. 1046 01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:55,780 It's strange. 1047 01:23:55,900 --> 01:23:56,700 It's so big. 1048 01:23:56,760 --> 01:23:57,360 It's too big. 1049 01:23:57,440 --> 01:23:58,880 There's no need for it to be that big. 1050 01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,680 Thanks very much to Crispy Jones. 1051 01:24:07,460 --> 01:24:08,720 It's a huge room. 1052 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:11,100 It's the ballroom of death. 1053 01:24:12,300 --> 01:24:13,460 Afghani ballroom. 1054 01:24:14,380 --> 01:24:16,840 And there you've got a few booths down the back. 1055 01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:20,840 What's going on in those booths? 1056 01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:22,020 Do you know what I mean? 1057 01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:24,200 We don't know what's going on in those booths. 1058 01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:25,340 And we'll never know. 1059 01:24:25,340 --> 01:24:33,100 This is actually the intra-Afghan peace talks in Doha. 1060 01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:34,340 Out in... 1061 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,100 Dubai is it? 1062 01:24:41,060 --> 01:24:42,300 Shady stuff. 1063 01:24:44,860 --> 01:24:45,820 Congratulations. 1064 01:24:48,540 --> 01:24:50,580 United States of America. 1065 01:24:51,580 --> 01:24:53,360 You won the World Cup. 1066 01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:57,260 Congratulations are in order to Team USA. 1067 01:24:57,440 --> 01:24:58,480 You've won the World Cup. 1068 01:24:58,700 --> 01:25:00,160 The Women's World Cup, that is. 1069 01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:01,720 And it's not a cup. 1070 01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:04,440 It's a trophy with a little ball on the top. 1071 01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:12,000 They roundly trounced opposition, including Thailand 13-0 in the opening game. 1072 01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:15,800 And then the Dutch 2-0 in the finishing game. 1073 01:25:16,340 --> 01:25:18,280 What a great, great victory it was for them. 1074 01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:22,060 And we'll all be talking about this for a long time, I'd say. 1075 01:25:23,360 --> 01:25:25,140 Or for a few weeks anyway, I'd say. 1076 01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:27,600 Or maybe for a few days. 1077 01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:31,060 Probably won't be talking about it at all, to be honest with you. 1078 01:25:32,900 --> 01:25:34,580 I'll probably have forgot it by tomorrow. 1079 01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:37,020 Well done. 1080 01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:42,380 There's an island of northern gannets. 1081 01:25:42,380 --> 01:25:43,600 I've flocked to Canada. 1082 01:25:43,740 --> 01:25:44,460 Can you believe it? 1083 01:25:44,580 --> 01:25:46,000 In search of a better life. 1084 01:25:47,220 --> 01:25:51,740 There's an island of gannets there, actually, off the fucking coast of Mayo. 1085 01:25:52,900 --> 01:25:55,240 But they're lovely, like, seagull-like creatures. 1086 01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:59,000 And they've got nice, peachy kind of heads. 1087 01:26:00,420 --> 01:26:01,260 Bird rock. 1088 01:26:01,780 --> 01:26:03,160 Located in Newfoundland. 1089 01:26:03,580 --> 01:26:04,300 Or Newfoundland. 1090 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,000 I don't know how you pronounce it. 1091 01:26:12,780 --> 01:26:13,780 Lovely bit of gannets in flight. 1092 01:26:13,780 --> 01:26:16,200 Gannets in flight. 1093 01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:19,340 The northern gannet population has since recovered. 1094 01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:22,260 After the great gannan famine. 1095 01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:24,340 Gannet famine. 1096 01:26:25,380 --> 01:26:30,280 The pears, which usually mate for life, will lay one egg per year. 1097 01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:36,160 Ooh, Rembrandt. 1098 01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:37,160 The night watch. 1099 01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:39,600 In the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam. 1100 01:26:41,180 --> 01:26:43,080 Lot of money to go in there, to be honest. 1101 01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:44,740 They could fucking do it. 1102 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:45,820 Halving the price. 1103 01:26:46,340 --> 01:26:47,660 If you're watching Rijksmuseum. 1104 01:26:48,180 --> 01:26:49,020 Half the price. 1105 01:26:50,120 --> 01:26:51,880 And it'll be twice as nice. 1106 01:26:52,740 --> 01:26:54,480 But you're charging an arm and a leg. 1107 01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:55,560 As it is. 1108 01:26:57,320 --> 01:26:58,760 So, that's my two cents. 1109 01:26:58,820 --> 01:27:00,160 Anyway, I'm not sure if you are watching. 1110 01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:02,400 There's 300 people watching Rijksmuseum. 1111 01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:04,040 I'm sure one of you is. 1112 01:27:04,580 --> 01:27:07,200 It must be one of you amongst that flock. 1113 01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:12,060 With a glass cage around the night watch. 1114 01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:15,120 And the night watch is one of Rembrandt's best paintings. 1115 01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:17,380 Ah, there you go. 1116 01:27:17,660 --> 01:27:19,080 He's telling you all about it. 1117 01:27:19,180 --> 01:27:19,580 He's tick. 1118 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:22,820 He took the words right out of my mouth. 1119 01:27:24,460 --> 01:27:29,460 That's fucking Taco DeBits. 1120 01:27:31,740 --> 01:27:33,020 That isn't just anyone. 1121 01:27:33,460 --> 01:27:34,760 That's Taco DeBits. 1122 01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:37,800 He's the director of the fucking Rijksmuseum. 1123 01:27:38,180 --> 01:27:38,740 Get a grip. 1124 01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:42,120 And he doesn't have a light on his face. 1125 01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:46,780 And it amazes me that people have these glass cameras. 1126 01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:48,600 And they're doing work for AFP. 1127 01:27:49,320 --> 01:27:53,940 And they can see through their viewfinder that his face isn't as bright as the paintings behind him. 1128 01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:55,300 Just fucking use it. 1129 01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,380 Use your phone. 1130 01:27:57,060 --> 01:28:00,020 Use your phone torch or even use your screen. 1131 01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:02,440 Go to open up a Google page. 1132 01:28:02,580 --> 01:28:04,480 Blank white page on your phone. 1133 01:28:05,060 --> 01:28:06,520 And put that on his face. 1134 01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:10,220 Poor Taco DeBits is fucking doing his best here. 1135 01:28:10,580 --> 01:28:12,760 And you're making him look like a complete taco. 1136 01:28:14,060 --> 01:28:15,860 One of the most famous paintings in the world. 1137 01:28:16,300 --> 01:28:19,260 More than two and a half million people come and see it each year. 1138 01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:22,620 It belongs to everybody who lives in the Netherlands. 1139 01:28:22,900 --> 01:28:23,160 Yes. 1140 01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:23,920 For the world. 1141 01:28:24,140 --> 01:28:24,360 Yes. 1142 01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:44,560 Right. 1143 01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:45,200 Right. 1144 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:45,340 Right. 1145 01:28:45,340 --> 01:28:49,060 And we want to discover what it is and how we can best treat it. 1146 01:28:49,620 --> 01:28:52,560 Just go down to the fucking paint shop and buy some paints. 1147 01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:55,700 I will do the job for free. 1148 01:28:56,180 --> 01:28:58,140 I will do this job for free. 1149 01:28:58,380 --> 01:29:03,960 Rijksmuseum, if you're watching there, we have 3,013 people currently viewing this show. 1150 01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:06,500 I will do the job for free. 1151 01:29:06,580 --> 01:29:13,200 I will restore Rembrandt's masterwork, the night watch, for free. 1152 01:29:14,120 --> 01:29:20,860 If you provide the paints and the tools, I can go in there, not tomorrow, but Wednesday. 1153 01:29:20,860 --> 01:29:23,260 I can get over for Wednesday because I have something on tomorrow. 1154 01:29:23,260 --> 01:29:26,940 Close the fucking place down. 1155 01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:36,400 We'll head to the Bulldog or the Greenhouse or the Grey Area or one of those beforehand. 1156 01:29:37,940 --> 01:29:39,340 pick up a few treats. 1157 01:29:39,340 --> 01:29:44,000 And we'll head down to the fucking Dulux shop. 1158 01:29:46,040 --> 01:29:49,220 We'll spread out the Dulux color chart. 1159 01:29:50,440 --> 01:29:54,920 I'll pick a black, a white, and a red. 1160 01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:57,220 I think that's all I can see in that painting. 1161 01:29:57,220 --> 01:29:58,280 And then we'll go at it. 1162 01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:00,280 I'll do that for free. 1163 01:30:00,280 --> 01:30:01,760 ...out of the galleries. 1164 01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:06,260 You know, that also imposes a certain risk for the painting. 1165 01:30:07,060 --> 01:30:14,440 And I think, also considering we don't really know how long the treatment will take, I think this is really, you know, the best, the most optimal situation. 1166 01:30:15,440 --> 01:30:21,920 The priceless painting by the Dutch Golden Age artist has undergone many restorations in the past, but never before in public. 1167 01:30:26,060 --> 01:30:29,320 Bit of fucking trees going on down in Portuguese, man. 1168 01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:32,320 Fucking festival of the trees. 1169 01:30:33,020 --> 01:30:34,580 A six kilometer head hike. 1170 01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:38,240 I'd say your head would be wrecked after carrying those bastards. 1171 01:30:40,700 --> 01:30:41,580 Rao Marais. 1172 01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:43,920 The director of the parade is after you. 1173 01:30:43,920 --> 01:31:08,620 What are you on about, man? 1174 01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:10,600 I don't know what you're on about, hey. 1175 01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:13,860 What are you on about? 1176 01:31:13,860 --> 01:31:14,360 The double. 1177 01:31:14,360 --> 01:31:17,480 And then the arms, because the arms are very tight. 1178 01:31:17,480 --> 01:31:18,800 And the wind. 1179 01:31:18,800 --> 01:31:21,440 If there's wind, it's very complicated. 1180 01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:24,100 Because the tablet is falling. 1181 01:31:24,100 --> 01:31:26,680 And we have to have a lot of strength in the arms. 1182 01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:27,600 And that's why we have to... 1183 01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:41,680 There's been a bit of uncertainty down in Greece, where they're pondering a lot of fucking political stuff. 1184 01:31:42,960 --> 01:31:46,080 There's been big changes that are needed, actually. 1185 01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:47,420 There hasn't been big changes. 1186 01:31:47,420 --> 01:31:58,220 There's been a lot of consternation about it. 1187 01:31:59,020 --> 01:32:03,620 There's been a lot of things that are going to be done. 1188 01:32:03,620 --> 01:32:04,620 There's been a lot of things that are going to be done. 1189 01:32:04,620 --> 01:32:05,620 There's been a lot of things that are going to be done. 1190 01:32:05,620 --> 01:32:06,620 There's been a lot of things that are going to be done. 1191 01:32:06,620 --> 01:32:07,620 There's been a lot of things that are going to be done. 1192 01:32:07,620 --> 01:32:08,620 There's been a lot of things that are going to be done. 1193 01:32:08,620 --> 01:32:18,220 Trials and tribulations, is it? 1194 01:32:19,220 --> 01:32:19,860 Good luck. 1195 01:32:21,700 --> 01:32:24,420 Kevin Spacey's accuser has dropped the charges. 1196 01:32:25,100 --> 01:32:26,100 I wonder what was... 1197 01:32:26,100 --> 01:32:30,320 I wonder how much was in the ball in the money that he offered him to keep Stum. 1198 01:32:34,820 --> 01:32:37,900 Last week, he was going fucking charging him good old. 1199 01:32:37,900 --> 01:32:45,700 I'd say Spaceball whipped out a ball in the money on the table and said, "Do you want to play football with that?" 1200 01:32:45,700 --> 01:32:49,100 "If you want to play football with that, drop the charges." 1201 01:32:49,100 --> 01:32:51,100 "If not, you're fucked." 1202 01:32:51,100 --> 01:32:57,300 And why did they drop the Sybil case? 1203 01:32:57,300 --> 01:32:58,700 Again, I have no comment. 1204 01:32:58,700 --> 01:33:00,700 It was a criminal matter. 1205 01:33:00,700 --> 01:33:07,100 Kevin Spacey offered the lad that he touched a big ball in the money, and now the charges have been dropped. 1206 01:33:07,100 --> 01:33:08,900 "I'm not going to play football with that." 1207 01:33:08,900 --> 01:33:10,900 "I'm not going to play football with that." 1208 01:33:10,900 --> 01:33:11,900 "I'm not going to play football with that." 1209 01:33:11,900 --> 01:33:12,900 "I'm not going to play football with that." 1210 01:33:12,900 --> 01:33:13,900 "Down in Nantucket." 1211 01:33:13,900 --> 01:33:16,900 "Beijing is after you." 1212 01:33:16,900 --> 01:33:20,700 "Beijing is after you." 1213 01:33:20,700 --> 01:33:22,700 "Kids are watching puppets." 1214 01:33:22,700 --> 01:33:23,700 "There's a Punching Judy." 1215 01:33:23,700 --> 01:33:26,700 "An ancient art of shadow theater." 1216 01:33:26,700 --> 01:33:29,700 "It's struggling to stay relevant. I wonder why." 1217 01:33:29,700 --> 01:33:31,500 "It looks cuntish." 1218 01:33:31,500 --> 01:33:35,500 "I actually wouldn't watch this if you paid me." 1219 01:33:35,500 --> 01:33:37,500 "I'd fall asleep." 1220 01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:40,500 "Shadow puppets are after you." 1221 01:33:40,500 --> 01:33:44,500 "They're competing with video games, film and TV." 1222 01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:50,300 "This lad is fucking the last of the shadow puppets here, Lu... Lu Bao Gang." 1223 01:33:50,300 --> 01:33:56,300 "Lu... Lu Bao Gang is the shadow puppet master." 1224 01:33:56,300 --> 01:34:09,100 "I'm not surprised man." 1225 01:34:09,100 --> 01:34:12,100 "It looks shite." 1226 01:34:12,100 --> 01:34:16,100 "Fascinated Chinese people for 2000 years, yeah?" 1227 01:34:16,100 --> 01:34:20,100 "Then electricity was invented and it stopped being fascinating." 1228 01:34:20,100 --> 01:34:29,900 "Rubbish." 1229 01:34:31,900 --> 01:34:35,900 "Iran's gonna be doing a bit of fucking uranium caking." 1230 01:34:35,900 --> 01:34:38,700 "After they started building bomb squads." 1231 01:34:38,700 --> 01:34:41,700 "Due to the fact that nobody has rained them in on it." 1232 01:34:41,700 --> 01:34:43,700 "Nobody's Iranian-ed them in." 1233 01:34:45,500 --> 01:34:47,100 "What do these guys know like?" 1234 01:34:47,100 --> 01:34:50,300 "What do the Iranians wanna do with the uranium?" 1235 01:34:50,300 --> 01:34:52,500 "Do they... do they want to attack?" 1236 01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:56,500 "Do they want to explode the uranium over Israel?" 1237 01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:57,300 "Do they..." 1238 01:34:58,700 --> 01:35:00,100 "What about the man on the street?" 1239 01:35:00,100 --> 01:35:01,300 "What about the shoeshine?" 1240 01:35:01,900 --> 01:35:02,900 "What about this guy?" 1241 01:35:03,100 --> 01:35:04,900 "Is he involved in something?" 1242 01:35:06,300 --> 01:35:11,500 "Was he involved in the uranium... in this great uranium debate that we're having?" 1243 01:35:12,100 --> 01:35:14,300 "We can only... we can only speculate." 1244 01:35:15,100 --> 01:35:19,300 "But... look at the vigorous nature with which this guy is shining shoe." 1245 01:35:19,900 --> 01:35:24,500 "And look at the conversation which is going on with... suit jacket man." 1246 01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:27,300 "Are they involved in something?" 1247 01:35:30,300 --> 01:35:32,900 "And did he just say ham sandwich?" 1248 01:35:33,900 --> 01:35:39,300 "Ham soy boy." 1249 01:35:39,300 --> 01:35:42,300 "Are they alt-right involved in something over there?" 1250 01:35:42,300 --> 01:35:45,300 "Ham soy boy." 1251 01:35:45,300 --> 01:35:47,300 "I'm sorry boy." 1252 01:35:47,300 --> 01:35:52,100 "Get that again. Sorry guys." 1253 01:35:52,100 --> 01:35:53,300 "I'm sorry guys." 1254 01:35:53,300 --> 01:35:55,300 "I... I'm sorry about it." 1255 01:35:55,300 --> 01:35:57,300 "In the cashware of ham soy boy." 1256 01:35:58,300 --> 01:35:59,900 "Ham soy bread." 1257 01:36:00,700 --> 01:36:06,500 "Is that what's going on in a... is... is ham soy bread... code language for nuclear dirty bomb?" 1258 01:36:06,500 --> 01:36:10,900 "In order to have a better economy they have to make ham soy bread." 1259 01:36:11,100 --> 01:36:12,900 "France, Germany and Berlin." 1260 01:36:12,900 --> 01:36:15,900 "France, Germany and the US and Europe are not trustable." 1261 01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:19,300 "Is trust... is trustable a word?" 1262 01:36:19,300 --> 01:36:21,300 "Is trustable a word?" 1263 01:36:21,300 --> 01:36:22,300 "Is trustable a word?" 1264 01:36:22,300 --> 01:36:25,300 "Let's have a look at this." 1265 01:36:25,300 --> 01:36:26,500 "Let's have a look at this." 1266 01:36:29,500 --> 01:36:31,500 "I think the US and Europe are not trustable." 1267 01:36:31,900 --> 01:36:33,500 "Iran is doing the right thing." 1268 01:36:34,100 --> 01:36:35,500 "By reducing its commitments." 1269 01:36:35,500 --> 01:36:38,500 "They have left us for 40 years and supported." 1270 01:36:45,100 --> 01:36:46,100 "I don't know man." 1271 01:36:48,500 --> 01:36:49,900 "Ham soy bread is it?" 1272 01:36:49,900 --> 01:36:58,500 "That's the... that's enough of that." 1273 01:37:01,100 --> 01:37:07,700 "More dignitaries and fucking politicians in big airy rooms in probably the East, like Eurasia." 1274 01:37:07,700 --> 01:37:09,100 "It's not... you can tell..." 1275 01:37:10,300 --> 01:37:16,100 "It... you can tell where things are just based on the quality of the... the camera and the decor." 1276 01:37:16,300 --> 01:37:19,700 "I know that might sound like an obvious thing but... look at the shtet of these guys." 1277 01:37:20,500 --> 01:37:24,500 "Fucking... Tweedle Dee and Tweedle fucked." 1278 01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:29,500 "Look at that." 1279 01:37:32,500 --> 01:37:34,700 "He's got a... he's got a pipe smoker's face." 1280 01:37:34,900 --> 01:37:37,500 "It's like he's smoked a lot of tobacco out of a pipe." 1281 01:37:38,900 --> 01:37:40,500 "That guy's got a big badge." 1282 01:37:40,700 --> 01:37:41,500 "What does that mean?" 1283 01:37:44,300 --> 01:37:49,500 "Erdogan meets members of Bosnia's Tri-Party presidency in Sarajevo." 1284 01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:50,300 "Yeah, we should time here." 1285 01:37:50,300 --> 01:37:51,300 "Yeah, we should time here." 1286 01:37:51,300 --> 01:37:52,300 "Yeah, we should time here." 1287 01:37:52,300 --> 01:37:53,300 "These guys need to go out and fucking go on a sesh." 1288 01:37:53,300 --> 01:37:54,300 "Rapid transit style." 1289 01:37:54,300 --> 01:37:59,100 "He looks like he's going to Schleipshire." 1290 01:37:59,100 --> 01:38:03,900 "This guy's talking absolute cack." 1291 01:38:03,900 --> 01:38:04,900 "And there's the fella from fucking... it's always sunny." 1292 01:38:04,900 --> 01:38:07,900 "The guy from always sunny in Philadelphia there, hey." 1293 01:38:07,900 --> 01:38:12,700 "Next to Shy Talker 2000." 1294 01:38:12,700 --> 01:38:14,700 "And then pipe smoker McGee there." 1295 01:38:14,700 --> 01:38:15,700 "Erdogan." 1296 01:38:15,700 --> 01:38:17,700 "I'm always hearing about fucking Erdogan." 1297 01:38:17,700 --> 01:38:25,500 "I'm always hearing about fucking Erdogan." 1298 01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:27,500 "Like he's the big deal." 1299 01:38:27,500 --> 01:38:28,500 "Oh yeah, Erdogan this." 1300 01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:29,500 "Erdogan that." 1301 01:38:29,500 --> 01:38:31,500 "Did you hear Erdogan said such and such the last day?" 1302 01:38:31,500 --> 01:38:49,300 "Do you know what, like, I don't care about Erdogan any more than I fucking care about global warming." 1303 01:38:49,300 --> 01:38:51,300 "They're both boring." 1304 01:38:52,300 --> 01:38:53,300 "Give me a boost." 1305 01:38:54,300 --> 01:38:56,300 "And a fucking... and put the football on." 1306 01:38:56,300 --> 01:38:58,300 "When's the football season starting?" 1307 01:38:58,300 --> 01:39:02,300 "Because this news to me is bollocks." 1308 01:39:04,300 --> 01:39:05,300 "Good luck." 1309 01:39:08,300 --> 01:39:10,300 "Erdogan needs to get a few erdingers into himself." 1310 01:39:10,300 --> 01:39:13,300 "Here we are in the Tour de France is starting now, man." 1311 01:39:13,300 --> 01:39:15,300 "Conjera about in Pakistan." 1312 01:39:15,300 --> 01:39:18,300 "The boys are doing the Tour de Pakistan." 1313 01:39:18,300 --> 01:39:22,300 "They're all pumped up on fucking... cycle juice." 1314 01:39:23,300 --> 01:39:26,300 "The boys are all doing drugs out in Pakistan now, hey." 1315 01:39:27,300 --> 01:39:29,300 "Mad lads on bikes." 1316 01:39:29,300 --> 01:39:31,300 "Cycling for the medals." 1317 01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:33,300 "Fair fucks to you lads." 1318 01:39:33,300 --> 01:39:35,300 "You're flying it." 1319 01:39:36,300 --> 01:39:37,300 "Well done lads." 1320 01:39:39,300 --> 01:39:41,300 "You're doing great." 1321 01:39:41,300 --> 01:39:46,300 "The Tour de Conjerape starts at 1,500 meters above sea level." 1322 01:39:47,300 --> 01:39:50,300 "You'd need a few fucking air packs for that." 1323 01:39:50,300 --> 01:39:51,300 "We are planning to be right, many other uh..." 1324 01:39:51,300 --> 01:39:52,300 "Look at this lad." 1325 01:39:52,300 --> 01:39:54,300 "Trying to copy my Tash game, is it?" 1326 01:39:54,300 --> 01:39:57,300 "Fucking Usman Ahmed, is it?" 1327 01:39:57,300 --> 01:40:02,300 "You'd wanna shave that off Usman." 1328 01:40:02,300 --> 01:40:06,300 "And you'd wanna get your shades a size smaller." 1329 01:40:06,300 --> 01:40:10,300 "It looks like you're trying to be fucking Timmy Mallet." 1330 01:40:10,300 --> 01:40:11,300 "Good luck." 1331 01:40:11,300 --> 01:40:17,300 "The teams, we, what we want to do is we want to block the dates for TDK 2020." 1332 01:40:17,300 --> 01:40:25,300 "So that many, as many international cyclists, especially from Europe and America, they may join us in this cycling event." 1333 01:40:25,300 --> 01:40:30,300 "And we want to increase the scale of this event and we want to upscale it in the years to come." 1334 01:40:31,300 --> 01:40:32,300 "Fair fucks to ya man." 1335 01:40:32,300 --> 01:40:33,300 "You've got ambition." 1336 01:40:33,300 --> 01:40:47,300 "Papa Francisco is reaching out to migrants the last day." 1337 01:40:47,300 --> 01:40:51,300 "Doesn't look like he's reaching very far." 1338 01:40:51,300 --> 01:40:55,300 "In fact, he actually isn't reaching anyway." 1339 01:40:55,300 --> 01:40:59,300 "He's standing on a fucking plinth in a palace of gold." 1340 01:40:59,300 --> 01:41:06,300 "Speaking empty platitudes from a pre-paired script." 1341 01:41:06,300 --> 01:41:08,300 "Which he didn't write." 1342 01:41:08,300 --> 01:41:10,300 "The Pope made his statement." 1343 01:41:10,300 --> 01:41:15,300 "The migrants are people, these are not mere social or migrant issues." 1344 01:41:15,300 --> 01:41:21,300 "This is not just about migrants, in the sense that migrants are first of all human beings." 1345 01:41:21,300 --> 01:41:28,300 "And also they are the symbol of all those rejected by today's globalized society." 1346 01:41:28,300 --> 01:41:30,300 "What about you man?" 1347 01:41:30,300 --> 01:41:33,300 "What about your golden temple hey?" 1348 01:41:33,300 --> 01:41:37,300 "Do you know where, is that, is that not globalized?" 1349 01:41:38,300 --> 01:41:40,300 "Global Pope is it?" 1350 01:41:40,300 --> 01:41:44,300 "St. Peter's is after you." 1351 01:41:44,300 --> 01:41:46,300 "Ohhhhh." 1352 01:41:46,300 --> 01:41:50,300 "Today it's Papa Francesco who invited us to... 1353 01:41:50,300 --> 01:41:54,300 "The school has problems to be created." 1354 01:41:54,300 --> 01:41:55,300 "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." 1355 01:41:55,300 --> 01:41:58,300 "Photo opportunity, that's all that was." 1356 01:41:58,300 --> 01:42:05,300 "Today we announce the unsealing of sex trafficking charges against Jeffrey Epstein." 1357 01:42:05,300 --> 01:42:09,300 "Who the fuck is Epstein man, everyone's going on about a billionaire is it?" 1358 01:42:09,300 --> 01:42:13,300 "Did they have a private sex island or something?" 1359 01:42:13,300 --> 01:42:15,300 "Fuckin' scary." 1360 01:42:15,300 --> 01:42:19,300 "I heard Donald Trump was on the same flight as him." 1361 01:42:19,300 --> 01:42:25,300 "Himself and Donald Trump were fuckin' playing poker on the same plane." 1362 01:42:25,300 --> 01:42:31,300 "What's this now?" 1363 01:42:31,300 --> 01:42:39,300 "Peru. The Peruvian soccer team have arrived in Lima." 1364 01:42:39,300 --> 01:42:43,300 "I think they won the... they win it." 1365 01:42:43,300 --> 01:42:49,300 "Rubbish shots really." 1366 01:42:49,300 --> 01:43:01,300 "Malawi is after you." 1367 01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:05,300 "Albino Malawi is doing a bit of busking man." 1368 01:43:09,300 --> 01:43:13,300 "His big break came when Swedish producer Johan saw him." 1369 01:43:13,300 --> 01:43:27,300 "I wonder if you can stay out in the sun if you're an albino." 1370 01:43:27,300 --> 01:43:31,300 "Lucky doob is minimal in the long." 1371 01:43:31,300 --> 01:43:33,300 "Lucky doob." 1372 01:43:33,300 --> 01:43:36,300 "Roll up a lucky doob there and we'll see how we get on." 1373 01:43:36,300 --> 01:43:47,980 Fair play to you, man. 1374 01:44:01,980 --> 01:44:19,660 Here he is, the man, the myth, the legend again. Erdogan, not him, but Erdogan was on the telly there a second ago talking. Cack! Eddie Hobbs. Fucking Eddie Hobbs, man. 1375 01:44:27,660 --> 01:44:45,660 Eddie Hobbs is doing the rounds over in Istanbul, as well as Ben Hilton. Rubbish. 1376 01:44:45,660 --> 01:44:49,660 Forests cover 30% of the world's total landmass. 1377 01:44:49,660 --> 01:44:59,660 Forests are the lungs of the planet. Don't chop them down. Because if you do, you're killing your own lungs. That's all I gotta say on the issue. 1378 01:44:59,660 --> 01:45:01,660 3.6 million hectares of that... 1379 01:45:01,660 --> 01:45:08,660 Brazil is like the lungs of the planet. And they're deforestising it. D after D after D. 1380 01:45:08,660 --> 01:45:10,660 An increase in agricultural land. 1381 01:45:10,660 --> 01:45:17,660 Logging, forest fires linked to climate change, and mining are the main drivers of deforestation. 1382 01:45:17,660 --> 01:45:26,660 The destruction of primary rainforest, equivalent in 2018 to an area the size of Belgium, takes place mainly in five countries. 1383 01:45:26,660 --> 01:45:32,660 That man. The cod's fucking telly-took. Clearly you can't pass the board. 1384 01:45:32,660 --> 01:45:36,660 The Democratic Republic of Congo, where industrial scale logging is to blame. 1385 01:45:36,660 --> 01:45:42,680 Indonesia, where tree cover has given way to palm oil as well as logging. 1386 01:45:42,680 --> 01:45:54,780 Alright, good luck. Bad crack. Bad crack. Thank you very much for telling me. Clearly you can't classify. 1387 01:45:54,780 --> 01:46:05,820 Either.io will be an amazing addition to the stream. What is that? Don't want to click it in case it's a fucking bad link. Fucking blink 182. 1388 01:46:10,200 --> 01:46:11,900 Eat to grow longer, is it? 1389 01:46:11,900 --> 01:46:16,060 Let's have a look. Let's have a look. 1390 01:46:25,060 --> 01:46:39,380 The International Criminal Court in The Hague was set up in 2002. Independent and permanent, it was established to bring to justice those accused of the most serious crimes of concern to the international community. 1391 01:46:39,420 --> 01:46:43,580 This is a speed run, that. 1392 01:46:43,580 --> 01:47:01,740 The ICC's jurisdiction is not the court of last resort and will only act if a case is not investigated or prosecuted by a national judicial system. It can also act if a country is clearly attempting to protect a person from criminal responsibility. A country may also be unable to pursue an individual because its justice system has collapsed. 1393 01:47:01,740 --> 01:47:19,900 Is this an online game? Is this? 1394 01:47:19,900 --> 01:47:21,900 Is this an online game? Is this? 1395 01:47:21,900 --> 01:47:34,060 Provided it has the prior authorization of three independent judges. The United Nations Security Council could also request the prostitute to launch an investigation. Regardless of whether it involves a state party or not. 1396 01:47:34,060 --> 01:47:38,220 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1397 01:47:38,220 --> 01:47:42,220 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1398 01:47:42,220 --> 01:47:46,380 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1399 01:47:46,380 --> 01:47:48,380 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1400 01:47:48,380 --> 01:47:50,380 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1401 01:47:50,380 --> 01:47:52,380 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1402 01:47:52,380 --> 01:47:54,380 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1403 01:47:54,380 --> 01:48:02,540 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1404 01:48:02,540 --> 01:48:04,540 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1405 01:48:04,540 --> 01:48:06,540 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1406 01:48:06,540 --> 01:48:08,540 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1407 01:48:08,540 --> 01:48:10,540 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1408 01:48:10,540 --> 01:48:12,540 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1409 01:48:12,540 --> 01:48:14,540 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1410 01:48:14,540 --> 01:48:16,540 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1411 01:48:16,540 --> 01:48:18,540 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1412 01:48:18,540 --> 01:48:20,540 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1413 01:48:20,540 --> 01:48:21,540 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1414 01:48:21,540 --> 01:48:22,540 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1415 01:48:22,540 --> 01:48:24,860 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1416 01:48:24,860 --> 01:48:26,860 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1417 01:48:26,860 --> 01:48:27,860 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1418 01:48:27,860 --> 01:48:28,860 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1419 01:48:28,860 --> 01:48:29,860 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1420 01:48:29,860 --> 01:48:30,860 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1421 01:48:30,860 --> 01:48:31,860 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1422 01:48:31,860 --> 01:48:32,860 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1423 01:48:32,860 --> 01:48:33,860 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1424 01:48:33,860 --> 01:48:34,860 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1425 01:48:34,860 --> 01:48:35,860 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1426 01:48:35,860 --> 01:48:36,860 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1427 01:48:36,860 --> 01:48:37,860 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1428 01:48:37,860 --> 01:48:50,180 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1429 01:48:50,180 --> 01:48:52,180 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1430 01:48:52,180 --> 01:48:54,180 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1431 01:48:54,180 --> 01:48:56,180 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1432 01:48:56,180 --> 01:49:10,500 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1433 01:49:10,500 --> 01:49:16,500 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1434 01:49:16,500 --> 01:49:19,700 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1435 01:49:19,700 --> 01:49:24,980 The United Nations Security Council could also request the state party or not. 1436 01:49:24,980 --> 01:49:25,780 I haven't. 1437 01:49:26,860 --> 01:49:27,720 But it sounds good. 1438 01:49:30,980 --> 01:49:31,700 Good. 1439 01:49:32,500 --> 01:49:33,700 And true. 1440 01:49:45,700 --> 01:49:48,220 It's going to be a fucking hornet's nest out there, mate. 1441 01:49:49,280 --> 01:49:49,900 Stand by. 1442 01:49:50,860 --> 01:49:51,740 Stand by. 1443 01:49:52,200 --> 01:49:52,800 Very dark. 1444 01:49:53,020 --> 01:49:53,920 Stand by. 1445 01:49:54,400 --> 01:49:54,940 Go. 1446 01:49:56,600 --> 01:50:00,980 When PlayStation VR first launched, they released with a $40 glorified demo disc of sorts called 1447 01:50:00,980 --> 01:50:05,740 PlayStation VR Worlds, a collection of small games and experiences showcasing a few concepts 1448 01:50:05,740 --> 01:50:10,580 unworthy of prime time, but also a couple that begged to be either precision ADS or shooting 1449 01:50:10,580 --> 01:50:12,060 from the hip or each other. 1450 01:50:12,840 --> 01:50:15,820 By looking at one and tapping it, in fact, when it's all over, 1451 01:50:15,820 --> 01:50:23,820 Blood and Truth is a VR game that redefines what AAA means. 1452 01:50:23,820 --> 01:50:28,500 It manages to bring us a visually stunning, well-told narrative filled to the brim with exciting 1453 01:50:28,500 --> 01:50:28,900 gameplay. 1454 01:50:28,900 --> 01:50:32,740 Astronaut Yuri Gagarin became the first human to orbit the Earth. 1455 01:50:33,980 --> 01:50:38,660 In 1963, his compatriot Valentina Terekkova became the first woman in space. 1456 01:50:38,660 --> 01:50:40,620 Sorry you can't hear the mic, I didn't have it near me. 1457 01:50:41,420 --> 01:50:42,560 I wasn't saying anything. 1458 01:50:42,560 --> 01:50:43,560 That's probably quite a bit. 1459 01:50:43,560 --> 01:50:44,560 I'm going to be there. 1460 01:50:44,560 --> 01:50:51,140 Armstrong and fucking Buzz Lightyear. 1461 01:50:51,140 --> 01:50:53,140 Fair play to them for going to the moon. 1462 01:50:53,140 --> 01:50:55,140 What good did it do us though? 1463 01:50:55,140 --> 01:51:07,720 You're only dreaming of Mars, man. 1464 01:51:07,720 --> 01:51:11,820 You might as well fuck off to Mars because you're no use here. 1465 01:51:11,820 --> 01:51:19,640 one and two lifted off on their mission to explore the solar system. In 1981 the era of 1466 01:51:19,640 --> 01:51:25,320 reusable spacecraft began. This period was marked by disasters for Challenger in 1986 1467 01:51:25,320 --> 01:51:30,260 and Columbia in 2003. The Hubble 10- 1468 01:51:30,260 --> 01:51:33,260 BAH! Fuck man! 1469 01:51:33,260 --> 01:52:02,580 This is a speedrun guys! I've heard this fucking music. 1470 01:52:02,580 --> 01:52:32,560 The internet is just full of fucking shit. Videos like just music and text. There's no...wow. Bit of fucking fighting. Here we go. There was a bit of fucking Hong Kong phooey going down in the city of Hong Kong the last day. Lads with fucking umbrellas and sticks were fighting the police who were rigged up and fighting the police. 1471 01:52:32,560 --> 01:52:44,560 It looked like a fair old scalp was being dished out. I doubt anyone got fucking killed. But I'd say a few got the bash and regretted what they'd been at. 1472 01:52:44,560 --> 01:53:12,560 It was a very cyberpunk kind of affair. And it looked like great crack from the safe distance of Ireland. The land of the iron. They don't respond to what the people are angry about. 1473 01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:17,560 So that's why Hong Kong citizens feel like hopeless. 1474 01:53:17,560 --> 01:53:40,680 Bottom line. Bottom line. Bottom line. Bottom line there. China's fucked. Madagascar fucking celebrating as well. Because they won some football game out in the African nations or African con...AFCON 2019 or something. 1475 01:53:41,560 --> 01:53:52,560 What the hell's that? What the hell's that? What's that he's got? Look at that thing at the back. Is that a fucking TV screen or what? Look at this. 1476 01:53:52,560 --> 01:54:01,560 Alafa... He's shouting Alafa Barber. Listen to him. Alafa Barber. 1477 01:54:01,560 --> 01:54:03,560 Alafa Barber. 1478 01:54:03,560 --> 01:54:15,560 Alafa Barber. Very pleased. Mad cunts. 1479 01:54:15,560 --> 01:54:16,560 Hey cunts! 1480 01:54:37,420 --> 01:54:42,100 I wonder what those scenes would look like to uh... different music. 1481 01:54:42,100 --> 01:54:52,100 *whistling* 1482 01:54:52,100 --> 01:55:04,100 *whistling* 1483 01:55:04,100 --> 01:55:12,100 *whistling* 1484 01:55:12,100 --> 01:55:14,100 *whistling* 1485 01:55:14,100 --> 01:55:24,100 *whistling* 1486 01:55:24,100 --> 01:55:26,100 *whistling* 1487 01:55:26,100 --> 01:55:28,100 *whistling* 1488 01:55:28,100 --> 01:55:30,100 *whistling* 1489 01:55:30,100 --> 01:55:32,100 *whistling* 1490 01:55:32,100 --> 01:55:34,100 *whistling* 1491 01:55:34,100 --> 01:55:36,100 *whistling* 1492 01:55:36,100 --> 01:55:38,100 *whistling* 1493 01:55:38,100 --> 01:55:40,100 Look at him, look, look at him! 1494 01:55:40,100 --> 01:55:41,100 *whistling* 1495 01:55:41,100 --> 01:55:42,100 Go back to that. 1496 01:55:42,100 --> 01:55:44,100 *whistling* 1497 01:55:44,100 --> 01:55:46,100 *whistling* 1498 01:55:46,100 --> 01:56:03,360 *Tying in the background* 1499 01:56:03,360 --> 01:56:05,680 Wow! Look at his hands! 1500 01:56:05,680 --> 01:56:08,780 *Tying in the background* 1501 01:56:08,780 --> 01:56:10,780 Look at the speed of this guy's hands! 1502 01:56:10,780 --> 01:56:15,780 *Tying in the background* 1503 01:56:15,780 --> 01:56:17,780 *music* 1504 01:56:17,780 --> 01:56:20,780 Look at this lad's hands here now, wait a sec, look! 1505 01:56:20,780 --> 01:56:24,780 *music* 1506 01:56:24,780 --> 01:56:26,780 *music* 1507 01:56:26,780 --> 01:56:28,780 *music* 1508 01:56:28,780 --> 01:56:33,780 *music* 1509 01:56:33,780 --> 01:56:37,780 *music* 1510 01:56:37,780 --> 01:56:39,780 Okay, wait a sec now. 1511 01:56:39,780 --> 01:56:43,780 I think the fuckin' uh, that song can go for a lot of stuff. 1512 01:56:43,780 --> 01:56:45,780 *music* 1513 01:56:45,780 --> 01:56:47,780 *music* 1514 01:56:47,780 --> 01:56:51,780 Indonesian residents after a strong earthquake. 1515 01:56:51,780 --> 01:56:53,780 Wait a sec now, wait a sec. 1516 01:56:53,780 --> 01:57:01,780 I think if we go back to fuckin' Hong Kong there, and we ha- *laughs* 1517 01:57:01,780 --> 01:57:05,780 This is actually a Hmong- *music* 1518 01:57:05,780 --> 01:57:07,780 In Hong Kong. 1519 01:57:07,780 --> 01:57:09,780 Now. 1520 01:57:09,780 --> 01:57:11,780 *music* 1521 01:57:11,780 --> 01:57:12,260 Yeah. 1522 01:57:12,260 --> 01:57:13,260 Yeah. 1523 01:57:13,260 --> 01:57:14,260 Yeah. 1524 01:57:14,260 --> 01:57:15,260 Yeah. 1525 01:57:15,260 --> 01:57:17,260 Yeah. 1526 01:57:17,260 --> 01:57:18,260 Yeah. 1527 01:57:18,260 --> 01:57:19,260 Yeah. 1528 01:57:19,260 --> 01:57:21,260 Yeah. 1529 01:57:21,260 --> 01:57:22,260 Yeah. 1530 01:57:22,260 --> 01:57:23,260 Yeah. 1531 01:57:23,260 --> 01:57:24,260 Yeah. 1532 01:57:24,260 --> 01:57:25,260 Yeah. 1533 01:57:25,260 --> 01:57:26,260 Yeah. 1534 01:57:26,260 --> 01:57:27,260 Yeah. 1535 01:57:27,260 --> 01:57:28,260 Yeah. 1536 01:57:28,260 --> 01:57:29,260 Yeah. 1537 01:57:29,260 --> 01:57:30,260 Yeah. 1538 01:57:30,260 --> 01:57:31,260 Yeah. 1539 01:57:31,260 --> 01:57:32,260 Yeah. 1540 01:57:32,260 --> 01:57:34,100 I'm your man. 1541 01:57:34,300 --> 01:57:36,580 Love you like you're walking through. 1542 01:57:36,720 --> 01:57:38,800 I've been up with every time. 1543 01:57:39,040 --> 01:57:40,660 What the fuck can I do? 1544 01:57:40,860 --> 01:57:42,960 I'll do so good for you. 1545 01:57:46,900 --> 01:57:49,620 Don't ask me no questions. 1546 01:57:51,060 --> 01:57:53,960 I'll tell you no lies. 1547 01:57:55,140 --> 01:57:57,940 Use my shoulder to rest on. 1548 01:57:58,740 --> 01:58:01,140 I will be right by your side. 1549 01:58:01,140 --> 01:58:03,160 I will be your real smile. 1550 01:58:03,400 --> 01:58:05,520 I'll take this away from you. 1551 01:58:05,740 --> 01:58:07,540 I'm the one you can see. 1552 01:58:07,540 --> 01:58:11,920 I will be your real smile. 1553 01:58:11,920 --> 01:58:13,920 I will be your real smile. 1554 01:58:13,920 --> 01:58:39,920 *laughter* 1555 01:58:39,920 --> 01:58:41,920 What a fucking idiot. 1556 01:58:41,920 --> 01:58:53,920 *music* 1557 01:58:53,920 --> 01:58:55,920 Before they are killed. 1558 01:58:55,920 --> 01:58:59,920 My favourite scene was this, where someone was just lying down. 1559 01:58:59,920 --> 01:59:09,920 Look. *laughter* 1560 01:59:09,920 --> 01:59:11,920 *laughter* 1561 01:59:11,920 --> 01:59:13,920 *laughter* 1562 01:59:13,920 --> 01:59:15,920 *laughter* 1563 01:59:15,920 --> 01:59:17,920 *laughter* 1564 01:59:17,920 --> 01:59:19,920 *laughter* 1565 01:59:19,920 --> 01:59:21,920 *laughter* 1566 01:59:21,920 --> 01:59:23,920 *laughter* 1567 01:59:23,920 --> 01:59:25,920 *laughter* 1568 01:59:25,920 --> 01:59:31,920 *laughter* 1569 01:59:31,920 --> 01:59:33,920 *laughter* 1570 01:59:33,920 --> 01:59:35,920 *laughter* 1571 01:59:35,920 --> 01:59:37,920 *laughter* 1572 01:59:37,920 --> 01:59:39,920 *laughter* 1573 01:59:39,920 --> 01:59:43,180 And wounded brother, I'll make you heal 1574 01:59:43,180 --> 01:59:45,420 I'll be so good for you 1575 01:59:45,420 --> 01:59:47,420 I'll be so good for you 1576 01:59:47,420 --> 01:59:49,320 I'll be right by your side 1577 01:59:49,320 --> 01:59:51,420 Love you like you want me to 1578 01:59:51,420 --> 01:59:55,780 There ain't nothing you can hide from me 1579 01:59:55,780 --> 01:59:57,560 I'll be so good for you 1580 01:59:57,560 --> 01:59:59,820 I'll be so good for you 1581 01:59:59,820 --> 02:00:03,280 I'll be right by your side 1582 02:00:03,280 --> 02:00:03,960 Love you like you want me to 1583 02:00:03,960 --> 02:00:07,940 I'll tell you nothing, there ain't nothing, nothing I can't do 1584 02:00:07,940 --> 02:00:09,940 I'll be so good for you 1585 02:00:09,940 --> 02:00:11,940 I'll be so good for you 1586 02:00:11,940 --> 02:00:13,940 I'll be so good for you 1587 02:00:13,940 --> 02:00:16,940 Don't ask me no questions 1588 02:00:16,940 --> 02:00:20,940 I'll tell you no lies 1589 02:00:20,940 --> 02:00:24,940 Use myself a new rest on my head 1590 02:00:24,940 --> 02:00:25,940 Use myself a new rest on my head 1591 02:00:25,940 --> 02:00:26,940 Use myself a new rest on my head 1592 02:00:26,940 --> 02:00:27,940 I'll be right by your side 1593 02:00:27,940 --> 02:00:28,940 I'll be right by your side 1594 02:00:28,940 --> 02:00:29,940 I'll be right by your side 1595 02:00:29,940 --> 02:00:30,940 Sorry about that, thanks very much, Gooter 1596 02:00:30,940 --> 02:00:33,940 Let's have a look 1597 02:00:33,940 --> 02:00:35,940 Let's have a look 1598 02:00:35,940 --> 02:00:37,940 We might get something 1599 02:00:37,940 --> 02:00:37,940 We might get something 1600 02:00:37,940 --> 02:00:38,940 We might get something 1601 02:00:38,940 --> 02:00:39,940 We might get something 1602 02:00:49,940 --> 02:00:51,940 Hong Kong more of this 1603 02:00:51,940 --> 02:00:52,940 More of this 1604 02:00:52,940 --> 02:00:53,940 Is this a new one? 1605 02:00:53,940 --> 02:00:54,860 This is a new one. 1606 02:00:54,860 --> 02:01:24,840 This is a new one. 1607 02:01:24,840 --> 02:01:54,820 This is a new one. 1608 02:01:54,820 --> 02:02:24,800 This is a new one. 1609 02:02:24,800 --> 02:02:54,780 This is a new one. 1610 02:02:54,780 --> 02:03:24,760 This is a new one. 1611 02:03:24,760 --> 02:03:54,740 This is a new one. 1612 02:03:54,740 --> 02:04:24,720 This is a new one. 1613 02:04:24,720 --> 02:04:54,700 This is a new one.