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It's almost six o'clock. How's

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it going guys?

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I'm going to try manual today.

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Manual shift. I was speaking to

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Mama Swing yesterday evening.

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And she said that she saw the

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stream yesterday. I was coming

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up with new tunes on a Crystal

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Swarovski sex swing.

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And she said that the

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experience, though luxurious

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and beautiful, was

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unfortunately hampered by the

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fact that I was using an

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automated gear shifting system.

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I said, "Swinger, tune in to

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Moz at a quarter to six." This

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is going to be a test lap here.

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Probably a bronze.

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"Tune in tomorrow, Mama Swing,

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when it's almost six o'clock

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and you'll be treated to a

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feast of manual gear shifting."

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She said to me, "There's

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nothing I like more than

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manually shifting gears and

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making tunes."

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I said, "You do what you do

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best. When's the new album

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coming out?"

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"Never," she said. "I said, "Why?"

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She said, "It's dried up."

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I said, "What has?" She said, "The

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inspiration and the pleasure

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derived from performance."

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"But also, the young Hucklebookster

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has gone off the rails."

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"He's taken Hucklebook to a

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whole new level."

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"One that I'm not a part of."

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"I said, "He's your son."

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"Could you not at least bring

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him around on the swing and let

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him do the Hucklebook on that?"

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She said, "Of course not.

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Remember what happened in Cologne."

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"Remember what happened during

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the Nürburgring when we were

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doing the corporate for BMW."

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"Young Hucklebookster."

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"Started doing the Hucklebook

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on top of the sex swing."

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"And it smashed into a thousand

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Swarovski pieces."

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"And the ladies and gentlemen

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of the BMW concession stand

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gave out stink."

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"I said, I do remember that."

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"I do remember that mama swing."

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"It wasn't nice."

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"Fucking hell, she's choking."

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"You can hear the car gasping."

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"This is gonna be a bronze.

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Just, you know, let's just get

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into the groove."

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"Put your needle to the groove."

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"And your groovy shoes on."

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"And let's go."

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"Fuck."

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"Fuck."

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"Thanks very much for Mercedes

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providing the racing slippers

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again."

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"The Lacoste to the car."

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"Fuck."

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"Fuck."

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"Fuck."

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"Fuck."

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"Thanks very much for Mercedes

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providing the racing slippers

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again."

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"The Lacoste just were not

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working out."

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"Coursey of Nick Kyrgios."

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"The Lacoste just were not

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working out."

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"Coursey of Nick Kyrgios."

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"Fuck."

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"Fuck."

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"Fuck."

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"Fuck."

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"Thanks very much for Mercedes

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providing the racing slippers

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again."

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The Lacoste just were not

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working out.

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Curse of Nick Kyrgios.

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Just back from Wimbledon myself.

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I was playing a jazz piece,

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three-piece with three-way.

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That's Jordan B. Pearson on banjo.

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Banjo-Kazooie, as I call him.

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And none other than Eddie

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Jordan on Saxomophone.

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Unfortunately, the Crystal Swing

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conspiracy has deepened

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somewhat.

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After I learned about the inner

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workings and goings-on inside

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the family unit.

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The family unit, unfortunately,

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is breaking down.

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And I said, look, Mama Swing,

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is it Derek?

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If it is, do you want me to

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have a word with him?

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She said, I wish you could,

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Connor.

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There's no talking to him.

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I said, where is he now?

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It's at 7.30 p.m. on a school

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night.

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She said, he's in his 20s.

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He's allowed to be out at this

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time.

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I said, right.

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I was led to believe

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differently.

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You know, the whole family

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setup and everything.

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Seems like he's a child.

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But, uh...

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She said, no, he's out.

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He's actually, uh...

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He was brought home yesterday

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by the guards.

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He was caught in the car park

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of Tesco.

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Teaching kids how to do the hucklebook.

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After hours.

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You know, her heart sank when

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she opened the door.

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And there were the two detectives

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there.

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Apparently a lot of money and

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time and...

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Police work has gone into

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capturing him.

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Because a lot of kids have been

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coming home at night.

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You know, they've been out

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there.

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They usually got around the

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area, you know.

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Parents have been complaining.

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I've been asking the guards.

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What's going on with our

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children?

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They're going out.

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They're not telling us where

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they're going.

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And then when they come back.

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They come back.

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It's awful late.

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And they're all buzzed up.

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They're all...

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They're all buckled.

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They're always talking about

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being buckled.

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Are you...

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And we can see them.

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They're on the text message

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machines.

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Their phones.

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friends.

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Are you going buckling tonight?

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And we know that the buckle is

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code for some kind of drug.

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Turns out...

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The guards followed the kids.

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And Derek from...

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Derek Swing...

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Has been...

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Has been selling buckle lessons.

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To fucking kids, man.

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How to do the huckle buck.

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Fucking hell.

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I need to learn how to drive.

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So, uh...

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It happens.

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You know...

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It happens.

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I remember...

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Arhar...

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When he...

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He first got his independence.

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He was wanting to go into town.

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Uh...

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He was killing me...

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Myself and his mother...

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To get him a...

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A Jansport backpack.

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Black.

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Just tops that said...

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Corn.

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Limp Bizkit.

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And stained on them.

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And I was like...

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Can you drive me into town?

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I was like...

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To do what, son?

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I'm gonna be standing around

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Central Bank...

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Doing nothing for five hours.

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Said...

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There's better stuff to be at.

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What about the Logitech G29 I

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bought you?

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Don't wanna use it.

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Not my thing.

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Growing out of it.

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Thankfully...

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Arhar was never doing the huckle

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buck.

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Cause if he was...

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He would've fucking known...

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He would've known about it.

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I would've...

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I would've had words with him.

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That's a gold trophy.

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And that's what you get.

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I mean, that's a bronze.

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That's what you get.

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When you don't try hard.

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Or you do try hard.

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But you can't shift gears.

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Crazy town.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Time to get down to your local...

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Thank you very much.

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Eddie.

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Jordan B. Peterson.

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Thanks so much.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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If you weren't here yesterday,

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guys.

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I was enlightening the...

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The crowd to...

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What I've been at.

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Wimbledon.

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I just got back today.

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Myself.

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I've been playing in a jazz

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trio.

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I play double bass, as you know.

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Or don't know.

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Maybe you don't know.

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With my buddies.

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Where are they now?

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Let's have a look.

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My buddies there.

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Jordan B.

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On the Banjo-Kazooie.

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And none other than...

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Eddie MF Jordan.

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MF Doom himself.

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The master of ceremonies.

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The Jordanian beast.

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He's a real...

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He's a real swinger.

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That cat is a real groover.

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And a mover as well.

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Great style on him.

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And an unmistakable tan.

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I'm not saying he's a Brit.

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I'm just saying he has an unmistakable...

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Tanned complexion.

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Great skin.

297
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,020
For his age.

298
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:42,860
Kind of puts me to shame.

299
00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:44,320
I pale in comparison.

300
00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,380
In both senses of the word.

301
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,770
And I'm kind of a little bit

302
00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:49,400
upset.

303
00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,760
As to how my face...

304
00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,200
Is paler than my hand.

305
00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:54,900
What can you do?

306
00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:56,400
There's nothing I can do about

307
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:56,860
that.

308
00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:57,860
It's too late.

309
00:10:58,380 --> 00:10:59,320
It's too late baby.

310
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,220
It's too late.

311
00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:03,440
Look at the work.

312
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:04,600
Look at the hand work.

313
00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,080
The sax work.

314
00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:09,800
He's a legend.

315
00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:12,160
Knows his way around a sax.

316
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,220
And quite a lot of other things

317
00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,000
as well.

318
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:16,160
I've been told.

319
00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,820
We won't delve into that.

320
00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:20,720
And then...

321
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:21,440
The man.

322
00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:22,060
The myth.

323
00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,080
The legend.

324
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,540
The ghost god himself.

325
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:28,640
Jordan.

326
00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,260
Of Israel.

327
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,500
B. Peterson.

328
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,160
An absolute...

329
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,400
Riot of a man.

330
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,040
You wouldn't know it to think.

331
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,590
But he's actually a fucking

332
00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:41,180
blast.

333
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,830
Hanging out with this guy is a

334
00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:44,560
blast.

335
00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:48,040
Absolute ledge dog.

336
00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:49,620
He's a...

337
00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:52,560
He's a ball of legendary blastness.

338
00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:55,140
He's a ball blaster.

339
00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:58,780
Brian Morrissey.

340
00:11:58,940 --> 00:11:59,340
How's things?

341
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:01,860
Jordanian almond.

342
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,680
Somebody is just after saying

343
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:04,740
that this guy.

344
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,460
Eddie Jordan is...

345
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,500
Is the Jordanian almond.

346
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,920
I don't know about that.

347
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,120
What I do know...

348
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,220
Is that he's a fucking

349
00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:20,800
sweetheart.

350
00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:24,780
An absolute sweet, sweet peach.

351
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,460
It's almost six o'clock.

352
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,760
Let's go for this again.

353
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:34,880
Before it's six.

354
00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:36,240
Before six hits.

355
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:38,170
Six o'clock is gonna hit you

356
00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:39,860
like a ton of bricks.

357
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:40,740
Where are you...

358
00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:41,740
Where are you gonna be then?

359
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,440
Fucked is where you're gonna be.

360
00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:44,880
Why?

361
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,260
Because you didn't pop into

362
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:47,520
your local Zurich broker

363
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,380
dealership.

364
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,560
To check out the latest deals.

365
00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:55,090
Make sure you get in there in

366
00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:56,900
January as well.

367
00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,200
For there's a January sale on

368
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,780
pensions and superannuation.

369
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,440
Which I've been told...

370
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,410
Is gonna be an absolute game

371
00:13:03,410 --> 00:13:04,320
changer.

372
00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:09,260
This isn't cheating by the way.

373
00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:11,480
It's called streamlining.

374
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,160
And I...

375
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:14,840
That's...

376
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:15,160
That's...

377
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,140
That's not what you wanna do.

378
00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:19,690
That's not what you wanna do at

379
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:20,600
all.

380
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,220
Don't do that.

381
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,160
Get on to Mercedes.

382
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,940
It's almost six o'clock.

383
00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:33,460
Cian.

384
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:34,680
Cian, how are you?

385
00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:36,680
I stopped the fucking car there

386
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,210
because I saw that you'd

387
00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:39,940
address me in the chat.

388
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,020
And then...

389
00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:44,340
Are you heading to Japan for

390
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,460
the rugger and sep?

391
00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:47,500
I am, yeah.

392
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,200
Do you know who I am, Cian?

393
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,620
Asking me a question like that.

394
00:13:59,040 --> 00:13:59,330
Does anybody wanna come and see

395
00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:02,440
Spider-Man with Shane Kennedy?

396
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:04,940
Ian Kelly is just after giving

397
00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:07,460
us the recipe for a Hucklebook

398
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:08,640
cocktail.

399
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:10,800
Double Grey Goose.

400
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,560
Equal parts lemon and orange

401
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,260
sample.

402
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,340
Carefully mixed with Zurich

403
00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:16,320
pensions.

404
00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:17,460
Brochure.

405
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:18,960
Ian.

406
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,640
Do you blend the brochure?

407
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,300
In a blend mixture maker?

408
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:26,880
Or how do you do...

409
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:27,320
Do you just...

410
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,920
Do you loosely shred it by hand?

411
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,540
Or do you stick the brochure

412
00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:32,540
into a...

413
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,000
Into a juicer or a mixer?

414
00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,560
Or something like that.

415
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:38,220
What do you do, Ian?

416
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:38,580
That...

417
00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:39,980
That sounds incredible.

418
00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:42,800
A taste explosion, if you will.

419
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,410
Bear with me while I just make

420
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,090
the chat box window fill the

421
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:54,890
screen so I can fucking read

422
00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:57,340
what you're saying.

423
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,820
You blended in a diversified

424
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:05,460
portfolio of Hobbs Coy.

425
00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:07,020
It's almost six o'clock.

426
00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:14,580
You're a funny...

427
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,200
You're a funny...

428
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:15,840
You...

429
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,150
Do you know what you are in

430
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:17,620
chat?

431
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,720
You're a funny cabal.

432
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,280
I've been talking to a few

433
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,000
friends about you guys.

434
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,380
You are the cabal.

435
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,460
And we gotta keep an eye on you.

436
00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:30,660
We gotta keep an eye on you, Cian.

437
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:32,370
We're gonna keep an eye on

438
00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:34,180
fucking Ian Kelly because he's

439
00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:36,100
got the recipe for the cocktail

440
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,180
of disaster.

441
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,660
And also anybody as well who's

442
00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:41,280
looking to diversify their

443
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,200
portfolio.

444
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,550
I have it on good authority

445
00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:47,260
that Eddie Hobbs is launching

446
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:49,820
his own cryptocurrency next

447
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:52,000
Tuesday weeknight.

448
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,480
At the Hibernian.

449
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,360
Members only club.

450
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:58,480
Stevens Green.

451
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,530
If you want access tough shit,

452
00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:04,800
you can't get in there, John.

453
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,800
At your age.

454
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:10,080
The way you're carrying on.

455
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,760
He's launching Hobbs Coyne.

456
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:19,000
Bitcoin, yeah, it's going up.

457
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:19,900
Fuck that shit.

458
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,220
Fuck that noise.

459
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,140
Get your Bitcoins.

460
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,480
And start channeling it into an

461
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,640
Eddie Hobbs Coyne portfolio

462
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,960
supercharged Bitcoin Hobbs

463
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,700
wallet.

464
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,360
I've got a Hobbs wallet.

465
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,000
It's almost six o'clock.

466
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,960
Look.

467
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,830
Talk to me later on when my

468
00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:43,200
head isn't fucking fried.

469
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:44,980
I'm trying to get a silver

470
00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:45,800
trophy.

471
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:47,210
And you're trying to ask me

472
00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:48,420
about Hobbs Coyne.

473
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,360
Get a fucking grip.

474
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:52,660
Please get a grip.

475
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,060
Did you get a grip?

476
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,280
Did you buy a...

477
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,510
Why don't you buy a grip for

478
00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:57,960
your steering wheel, man?

479
00:16:58,900 --> 00:16:59,440
I...

480
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,840
Antonio Prola.

481
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,070
Thank you very much for the

482
00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:03,400
fucking prolapse, man.

483
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,400
We're going to do a prolapse

484
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,240
now.

485
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,400
Fucking silver trophy prolapse

486
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,960
of the Nurburgring.

487
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:11,800
Why?

488
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,130
Because Eddie Hobbs is

489
00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:14,480
launching Hobbs Coyne.

490
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,020
Get with the program.

491
00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:17,500
Get with the prolapse, man.

492
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,720
Thank you very much.

493
00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:21,220
Goose cloud.

494
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,470
You must be in a goose cloud,

495
00:17:22,470 --> 00:17:23,060
Antonio.

496
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,980
Start this again.

497
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:26,770
Look, I'm sorry if I can't see

498
00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:28,260
the chat for a minute.

499
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:29,960
Do you need to fucking race?

500
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:36,360
I'm going to double pedal.

501
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:37,840
Sam pedal.

502
00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:39,160
It's almost six o'clock.

503
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:39,680
I know.

504
00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:40,440
I've missed it.

505
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:41,420
No!

506
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:44,540
Just want to say a big, happy,

507
00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:47,780
belated six o'clock to everyone

508
00:17:47,780 --> 00:17:49,160
out there.

509
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,370
Thank you for supporting the

510
00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:53,600
stream.

511
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,970
Without you, this stream could

512
00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:57,080
be nothing.

513
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,270
Without me, Zurich and Mercedes

514
00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:01,480
would flounder.

515
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:03,980
In an oversaturated sea of

516
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:06,880
commercialized bullshit.

517
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:09,580
In these heady days of mass

518
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:13,700
media and over-commercialization.

519
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,800
And absolute, sickening,

520
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:19,060
capitalistic, consumerist gluttony.

521
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,200
These brands need someone who

522
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,880
can take them further.

523
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,460
And beyond, above and beyond

524
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:28,460
the call of duty.

525
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:30,280
That person?

526
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,380
None other than me.

527
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:33,820
Connor Williams.

528
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,030
Former senior sales executive

529
00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:37,920
with Mercedes Ireland.

530
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,460
Partner at KPMG.

531
00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:42,870
By the age of 23, no less, no

532
00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:43,620
doubt.

533
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:45,260
Don't speak.

534
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:46,680
I know what you're saying.

535
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:47,950
I don't need your fucking

536
00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:49,140
reasons, alright?

537
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,860
Get the hell out of my-

538
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:53,780
Get the hell off my land!

539
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:56,270
Those were the lyrics, the

540
00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:58,530
original lyrics that I gave to

541
00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:00,680
fucking Gwen Stefani.

542
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,680
She spat them.

543
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,340
She took the fucking A4 sheet

544
00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:05,960
that they were written on.

545
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,180
Chewed it up.

546
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:09,980
And spat them out.

547
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,500
I said, listen guys.

548
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,250
I didn't fucking come here for

549
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:14,780
this.

550
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,190
I got out of the Hollywood

551
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:17,820
studio we were recording the

552
00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:18,600
album in.

553
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:19,550
Which turned out to be a

554
00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:21,080
fucking seminal piece for them.

555
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,280
I got my keys.

556
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,040
And drove the rental to the

557
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,140
fucking lax.

558
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:27,760
Drove to lax.

559
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,760
Took a couple of laxatives.

560
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,340
And a shot of goose.

561
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,960
This was before goose had been

562
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,720
invented.

563
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,060
Early 90s mind.

564
00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:39,040
I think.

565
00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,000
Of course I had the fucking

566
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,040
prototype goose bottle with me.

567
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:45,680
Proto goose.

568
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,360
Of course at that stage.

569
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,130
It was known only by the name

570
00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:55,180
Proto Goose.

571
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:58,240
And was delivered by a goose.

572
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,500
Delivered by a goose, man.

573
00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:03,540
Said.

574
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:06,180
The goose landed just on my-

575
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:08,340
Just on my driveway in Cabin Tealy.

576
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:12,440
Woke me up.

577
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,360
Fucking hell.

578
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:18,220
I know what you're saying.

579
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,360
I don't need your reasons.

580
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,740
Have you thought about a

581
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:24,960
pension?

582
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:25,860
No.

583
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:26,680
No.

584
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,080
Don't speak.

585
00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:30,800
I don't want to drive a Beamer.

586
00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:33,780
I just want a Mercedes.

587
00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:36,900
It's C-class or bust.

588
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,320
Bust.

589
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,180
Bust.

590
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,440
I was like Gwen.

591
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,700
It's going to be a fucking

592
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:42,440
rocket hit.

593
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,630
It'll take you to the next

594
00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:44,460
level, Gwen.

595
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:46,160
Nice.

596
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:47,720
And another thing as well, Gwen.

597
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,800
Cut these saps loose.

598
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,540
Go solo.

599
00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:53,500
You'll fucking rake it in, Gwen.

600
00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:55,760
And I noticed she did that.

601
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:56,960
Awful handily.

602
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:01,720
She did that.

603
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,810
That was the first thing she

604
00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:03,720
fucking did, man.

605
00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:05,140
Once the album came out, it was

606
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,680
all talk about, yeah, I'm going

607
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,500
doing this, that, and the other.

608
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,500
Who put that idea in your head,

609
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,080
Gwen?

610
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:12,520
Me.

611
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,920
None other than me.

612
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,120
And Eddie Jordan.

613
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,200
Who was there.

614
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,000
I brought him along as backup.

615
00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:20,360
There was nothing.

616
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,070
The band, they were rebelling,

617
00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:23,700
man.

618
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,200
Rebelling like fuck.

619
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:26,560
They're like, who is this guy?

620
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,450
And why is he giving us

621
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:28,460
artistic direction?

622
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:31,910
I said, this guy is Eddie

623
00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:33,360
fucking Jordan.

624
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:41,800
And he knows his tunes.

625
00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:44,820
This guy knows his tunes.

626
00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:47,700
It's almost six o'clock.

627
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,640
And it was at that moment.

628
00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:56,580
Gwen fucking Stefani had the

629
00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:58,260
nerve.

630
00:21:58,940 --> 00:21:59,840
The temerity.

631
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,900
The neck.

632
00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:06,150
To pick up my fucking Mercedes

633
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:08,760
amended lyrics.

634
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,380
To don't speak.

635
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,140
Chew them up.

636
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,440
Spit them in my face.

637
00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:19,460
And I had bits of fucking paper

638
00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:20,400
on my face.

639
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:20,940
And spit.

640
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,740
I was wiping my face.

641
00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:24,600
I was like,

642
00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:27,380
Gwen, you're a fucking animal.

643
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,460
You're a disgrace to music.

644
00:22:29,820 --> 00:22:31,180
And you're a disgrace to me.

645
00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:32,120
And him.

646
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,600
Say, apologize to Eddie first.

647
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:35,440
She did.

648
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,160
And apologize to me.

649
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:38,240
She did.

650
00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:40,080
It's almost six o'clock.

651
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:40,940
You know what, Gwen?

652
00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:41,840
You know what?

653
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:41,940
You know what?

654
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,880
Your apology's not worth piss.

655
00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:49,220
Call me a cab.

656
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,840
We're hitting lax.

657
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,380
I needed a fucking Xanax or

658
00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:55,260
something.

659
00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:56,960
But there was no Xanies.

660
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,510
All we had was fucking Eddie

661
00:22:59,510 --> 00:23:01,040
Jordan's motilium.

662
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:06,980
And a few other generic fucking

663
00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:09,080
laxatives.

664
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,320
And a bottle of milk of magnesia.

665
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,090
So we mixed up the fucking

666
00:23:15,090 --> 00:23:17,100
proto-goose with the milk of

667
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,080
magnesia.

668
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,910
We mixed up the proto-goose

669
00:23:21,910 --> 00:23:26,040
with the milk of magnesia.

670
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,040
We mixed up the proto-goose

671
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,040
with the milk of magnesia.

672
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,040
We mixed up the proto-goose

673
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,040
with the milk of magnesia.

674
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,040
We mixed up the proto-goose

675
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,040
with the milk of magnesia.

676
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,040
We mixed up the proto-goose

677
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,040
with the milk of magnesia.

678
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,980
We mixed up the proto-goose

679
00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:28,040
with the milk of magnesia.

680
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,780
Had a fucking quick lamb sag.

681
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,580
Got to lax.

682
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,320
The seven-hour flight.

683
00:23:41,260 --> 00:23:42,460
Twelve-hour, actually, was it?

684
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,380
I think we were going over to

685
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:43,780
Europe.

686
00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:44,780
We had to go to Europe first

687
00:23:44,780 --> 00:23:45,220
before.

688
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,750
Mainland before we got back to

689
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:47,300
Dublin.

690
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:49,870
Let's just say it was a messy

691
00:23:49,870 --> 00:23:52,160
affair in that toilet.

692
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,660
It needed an absolute fucking

693
00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:55,160
goose unit to come in and clean

694
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,460
everything at the end.

695
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,070
Next thing I get back, switch

696
00:24:04,070 --> 00:24:04,900
on the radio.

697
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:07,060
No doubt.

698
00:24:07,060 --> 00:24:08,000
Number one.

699
00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:09,080
Don't speak.

700
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:10,920
Top of the charts.

701
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:11,820
Platinum.

702
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:13,820
Platinum.

703
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,060
I just held my hands up and

704
00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:19,320
said,

705
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,660
sometimes you gotta take an L.

706
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,720
And I just grabbed the car keys.

707
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:26,960
The Mercedes.

708
00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:30,920
And hit the fucking M50.

709
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:36,060
And just drove the pain away.

710
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,180
Drove the pain away.

711
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,480
It was lovely.

712
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,980
It was really nice.

713
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,580
It was sweet.

714
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:44,840
And Gwen,

715
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,610
despite her animalistic

716
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:47,480
tendencies

717
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,380
and debaucherous,

718
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,900
disgusting behavior,

719
00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:55,230
it can be said that Gwen was an

720
00:24:55,230 --> 00:24:56,140
absolute,

721
00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:57,300
undoubted,

722
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:58,820
sweetheart.

723
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,580
It's almost six o'clock.

724
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:05,220
Oh!

725
00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:10,060
We're just 7.38.

726
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:11,560
That's three seconds off the

727
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,160
silver.

728
00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:13,610
So you can see we're getting

729
00:25:13,610 --> 00:25:14,220
closer.

730
00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:15,180
Ever closer.

731
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:16,420
And you know why?

732
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:17,700
Because of Mercedes.

733
00:25:18,340 --> 00:25:19,240
Because of Zurich.

734
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:20,640
Superannuation.

735
00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:22,800
Second holiday homes.

736
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:24,400
Third cars.

737
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:27,060
Fucking

738
00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:29,140
fast-track divorce

739
00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:30,340
due to the referendums.

740
00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:33,200
And just all-round San Pellegrinos.

741
00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:38,980
Thank you very much.

742
00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:43,700
DK.

743
00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:45,270
Thank you very much, Donkey

744
00:25:45,270 --> 00:25:45,680
Kong.

745
00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:47,380
Donk is Kongus.

746
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,320
Oh, my God.

747
00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:58,480
It's almost six o'clock.

748
00:25:58,820 --> 00:25:59,720
It is six o'clock.

749
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:00,240
I'm sorry.

750
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:02,620
We missed out on the six-piece.

751
00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:03,980
It's almost six o'clock.

752
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,160
Farfurter.

753
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,220
Thank you very much.

754
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,240
I heard Eddie Hobbs

755
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,340
is actually launching

756
00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:14,320
the world's first

757
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,640
physical cryptocurrency.

758
00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:17,760
Indeed, he is, Far.

759
00:26:17,860 --> 00:26:18,580
And I'd love to know

760
00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:19,160
where you're getting

761
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,080
your information from

762
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:20,840
because that is

763
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,220
top priority,

764
00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:25,480
top spec info

765
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,000
that you shouldn't,

766
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,540
neither you nor Ricky

767
00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:29,640
should be privy to.

768
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:31,560
Thanks very much, Ricky

769
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:32,260
and Farfurter

770
00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:32,740
and DK

771
00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:34,300
and Antonio Prolapse

772
00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:36,320
and Eddie Jordan B. Peterson.

773
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,580
Eddie Hobbs,

774
00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:40,380
the man, the myth,

775
00:26:40,820 --> 00:26:42,360
the mechanized, robotic,

776
00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,100
biospherical cyborg

777
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:46,640
that is Eddie Hobbs.

778
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,080
His bones

779
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,940
are not brittle.

780
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,060
They're a solid gold bone.

781
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,560
He had his skeleton

782
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,720
replaced with gold

783
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,540
during the boom.

784
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,100
And now he regrets it

785
00:26:58,100 --> 00:27:00,340
because, unfortunately,

786
00:27:00,580 --> 00:27:01,100
the marrow

787
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:03,200
that is inside his bones

788
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,580
isn't present inside the gold.

789
00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:06,160
And it's actually having

790
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,300
an adverse effect

791
00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:09,020
on his circulatory system too.

792
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:10,880
And hopefully,

793
00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:11,720
he's going to get better.

794
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:12,640
Big shout out.

795
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,660
Once he launches

796
00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:15,360
Hobbs coin,

797
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,360
he's hoping for a fire sale.

798
00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:17,920
Oops.

799
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,440
Didn't mean to say that.

800
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,360
What I meant to say was,

801
00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:22,480
Hobbs coin

802
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,620
is going to be

803
00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:24,940
an absolute fucking

804
00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:25,520
banker,

805
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,720
banker or bust

806
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:27,860
with no bust at all.

807
00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:29,600
A pure fucking

808
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,880
absolute

809
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,600
skyrocket crypto.

810
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,260
The cryptographics

811
00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:35,220
that Eddie Hobbs

812
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:35,880
is employing

813
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:36,600
is called

814
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:37,620
Hobtography.

815
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,060
And if you know anything

816
00:27:39,060 --> 00:27:40,100
about Hob graphics,

817
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:41,420
then you'll know

818
00:27:41,420 --> 00:27:42,140
it's going to be

819
00:27:42,140 --> 00:27:42,820
an absolute

820
00:27:42,820 --> 00:27:44,360
Scorch coin.

821
00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:46,320
It's almost six o'clock.

822
00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:48,120
Scorch coin.

823
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:51,600
Scorch coin.

824
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:52,700
Hot to the touch.

825
00:27:53,180 --> 00:27:54,380
Hot too hot to handle.

826
00:27:54,780 --> 00:27:55,140
In fact,

827
00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:55,980
it is invisible.

828
00:27:56,540 --> 00:27:57,040
Far further,

829
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:57,660
by the way,

830
00:27:57,740 --> 00:27:58,680
knows that there's

831
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,020
going to be

832
00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:00,320
some physical aspect

833
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,160
to Hobbs coin.

834
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:02,880
It's going to come

835
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,540
in what is going to be

836
00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:06,020
known as

837
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,160
physical

838
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,480
Hob units.

839
00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:11,300
Delivered

840
00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:12,780
by none other

841
00:28:12,780 --> 00:28:13,740
than

842
00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:15,100
Eddie Hobgoblin.

843
00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:16,920
The mystic Hobbit

844
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,560
from Tolkien's

845
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,440
fucking scriptures.

846
00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:21,300
Delivered.

847
00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:22,800
Delivered by a tree.

848
00:28:23,340 --> 00:28:23,900
A talking,

849
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:24,980
walking tree.

850
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:26,140
Macugin,

851
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:26,700
if you like.

852
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:29,440
Don't quote me

853
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,260
on any of this.

854
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,760
But do remember

855
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,940
everything I've said to you.

856
00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:34,380
And get the wallet

857
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,220
out come next

858
00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:36,300
Tuesday weekday.

859
00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:38,520
Do you know

860
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:38,980
what I mean?

861
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,440
It's almost six o'clock,

862
00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:40,840
guys.

863
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:41,600
Thanks for fucking

864
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:42,680
watching the show.

865
00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:44,260
I love it.

866
00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:45,380
I love doing it.

867
00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:47,420
It's almost six o'clock.

868
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,840
San Pellegrino.

869
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,060
You're almost 38.

870
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,320
Allianz.

871
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,660
Ivan Gates.

872
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,560
You're almost 38.

873
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,180
Network 2.

874
00:28:58,900 --> 00:28:59,620
Darkies.

875
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,700
Network 2.

876
00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:01,440
Kill ID.

877
00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:03,360
What do you have?

878
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,300
Kill McCood.

879
00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:05,820
Have you got a pension yet?

880
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:06,760
San Defert.

881
00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:08,060
Have you got a fucking plan?

882
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,380
Watch your doctor.

883
00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:11,040
Booter's town.

884
00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:12,040
Where are you working now?

885
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:12,820
Seapoint.

886
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,960
Java job job job.

887
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:14,760
Blackrock.

888
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,020
Where are you working now,

889
00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:16,280
Joe?

890
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:16,860
Mercedes.

891
00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:19,200
Please tell me you're working,

892
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:19,580
John.

893
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,260
Please tell me you're working.

894
00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:23,040
Workage.

895
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,000
Zurich Burp.ie.

896
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,840
Zurich Burp.ie.

897
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,280
Zurich Burp.ie.

898
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,060
Today I'm out.

899
00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:37,780
Zurich Burp.ie.

900
00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:41,340
Zurich.

901
00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:44,800
Wow.

902
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,580
Talk about pep in the step.

903
00:29:48,980 --> 00:29:50,740
Bit of pep, Guardiola.

904
00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:53,120
I don't drink cola.

905
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,560
That stuff's for saps.

906
00:29:57,180 --> 00:29:58,360
The sugar amount in that

907
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,760
will reduce testosterone

908
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,580
and all-round vitality.

909
00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:04,860
what you need

910
00:30:04,860 --> 00:30:06,700
is Sam Pellegrino

911
00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:08,500
which has testosterone

912
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:09,600
in every can.

913
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:10,680
And also

914
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,800
the little thing

915
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,080
that you peel off the top

916
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,000
use that as your tax disc.

917
00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:17,020
If you ever get caught

918
00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:17,620
on the M50

919
00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,020
doing a 145

920
00:30:19,020 --> 00:30:20,300
and a 120 Zonad

921
00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:22,900
slip this in the tax disc.

922
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:24,660
When the shades come over

923
00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:25,340
to talk shit

924
00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:26,220
they see that

925
00:30:26,220 --> 00:30:27,760
they'll be back on their bike.

926
00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:29,080
You'll be free to go.

927
00:30:31,180 --> 00:30:32,120
I'm in the know

928
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,380
and so should you be.

929
00:30:33,380 --> 00:30:36,160
Also

930
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,700
Hob's coin

931
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:40,640
delivered by Hobgoblin

932
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,840
is going to become

933
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,620
the ISO standard

934
00:30:45,620 --> 00:30:47,100
international standard

935
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:47,880
way of delivery

936
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:48,620
of the physical

937
00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:49,940
coin units.

938
00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:51,820
Don't quote me on that

939
00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:52,700
again, you know.

940
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:56,640
You're going to be able

941
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:57,340
to exchange

942
00:30:57,340 --> 00:30:58,840
every Hob's coin

943
00:30:58,840 --> 00:30:59,500
is going to be worth

944
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,000
one chimp.

945
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,820
One fully grown chimp.

946
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:05,020
Zurichchimp.ie

947
00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:09,620
It's going to be tradable

948
00:31:09,620 --> 00:31:10,520
on the Isaac

949
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,760
the fucking Nord shaft

950
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,360
the Ibex

951
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,940
the Nasdaq

952
00:31:16,940 --> 00:31:18,620
the Zonad

953
00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:20,680
the Futsi

954
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,580
the fucking Ballsack

955
00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:27,300
and what's the Irish one?

956
00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:28,280
The Isaac?

957
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,980
I should know that

958
00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:32,240
but I'm

959
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,940
I'm more into crypto

960
00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:35,800
and that's just not

961
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:36,900
legit anymore, you know.

962
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:37,720
But Hob's coin

963
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,300
is going to

964
00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:39,580
it's going to bridge the gap

965
00:31:39,580 --> 00:31:41,160
between

966
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,880
proper markets

967
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,420
such as the Nasdaq

968
00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:46,960
and the Ballsack.

969
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,320
it's going to fly

970
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:51,940
where Bitcoin

971
00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:52,800
couldn't fly.

972
00:31:52,980 --> 00:31:54,120
Bitcoin was Icarus

973
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:54,980
got too high

974
00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:56,140
got fucking burnt

975
00:31:56,140 --> 00:31:57,540
burnt on Christmas Day

976
00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:58,540
when all the

977
00:31:58,540 --> 00:31:59,180
Eddie Normies

978
00:31:59,180 --> 00:31:59,920
decided to fucking

979
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:00,800
throw a few Christmas

980
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:01,620
units on it.

981
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:02,960
Then it went

982
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:03,280
crash.

983
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:07,600
I digress.

984
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,440
I'll tell you

985
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,080
who is going to be

986
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:11,620
invested in

987
00:32:11,620 --> 00:32:12,580
Joseph Coney

988
00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:14,180
Joseph Coney

989
00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:15,280
dot IE

990
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,680
he's got his finger

991
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:17,560
in a few pies.

992
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:18,900
It's almost

993
00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:19,840
six o'clock

994
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,840
it's almost

995
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:22,620
six o'clock

996
00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:23,680
time to get down

997
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:23,960
to your

998
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,080
no-go-mere C-days

999
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,220
and ask about

1000
00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:26,940
test driving

1001
00:32:26,940 --> 00:32:28,180
no-mere C-days

1002
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:30,140
Benjamin Netanyahu's

1003
00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:32,700
I hope everything's

1004
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:33,440
going okay for you

1005
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:33,680
there

1006
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,220
over in Israel.

1007
00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:39,460
bit of bad news

1008
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:39,740
there

1009
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:40,120
was there

1010
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,600
bit of bad news

1011
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,660
over in the

1012
00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:44,200
land

1013
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,180
the Israel land

1014
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:45,900
the Israelites

1015
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:47,940
thanks very much

1016
00:32:47,940 --> 00:32:48,580
Yoshimitsu

1017
00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:49,180
and Benjamin

1018
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:51,320
but yeah

1019
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:51,800
Benjamin

1020
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,220
look

1021
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,960
I'm sure I'll see you

1022
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,000
in the Hibernian Club

1023
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:55,780
Stevens Green

1024
00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:56,960
members only

1025
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:57,520
Tuesday

1026
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:58,520
weekday night

1027
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,500
next

1028
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,160
and

1029
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,160
yeah

1030
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,260
there's a man

1031
00:33:04,260 --> 00:33:04,640
I want to

1032
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,180
introduce you

1033
00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:05,700
to Benj

1034
00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:07,660
his name is

1035
00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:08,420
Eddie Hobbs

1036
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:09,880
and we're also

1037
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:10,440
going to have

1038
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,460
the great

1039
00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:13,020
Jordan B.

1040
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:13,380
Peterson

1041
00:33:13,380 --> 00:33:14,260
and Eddie

1042
00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:14,680
Jordan

1043
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,540
it's going to be

1044
00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:17,400
an amazing night

1045
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,500
I think Katie Price

1046
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:19,160
is going to come out

1047
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,200
of retirement as well

1048
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,060
and do a lap

1049
00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:22,560
of the room

1050
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,080
with a

1051
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,360
tray of flutes

1052
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,400
filled to the brim

1053
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,400
with my own

1054
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,140
lovely concoction

1055
00:33:30,140 --> 00:33:31,360
Prosecco

1056
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,300
one part Prosec

1057
00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:34,620
two parts

1058
00:33:34,620 --> 00:33:35,340
Great Goose

1059
00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:37,180
one part

1060
00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:37,840
San Pell

1061
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,540
I'm not trying

1062
00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:40,200
to rob your

1063
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,240
your recipe

1064
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:41,800
here Ian

1065
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,340
but there's

1066
00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:43,800
going to be a

1067
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,420
Zurich Pensions

1068
00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:45,000
brochure

1069
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,100
ground into that

1070
00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:47,440
as well

1071
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,660
I'm going to go

1072
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:49,140
I'm going to get

1073
00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:50,520
the brochure

1074
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:51,440
from Zurich

1075
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,680
stick it in a

1076
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:53,540
pestle and mortar

1077
00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:54,580
it's almost

1078
00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:55,160
six o'clock

1079
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:55,680
and that's going to

1080
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:55,900
take

1081
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:57,060
to grind that up

1082
00:33:57,060 --> 00:33:57,780
into a fucking

1083
00:33:57,780 --> 00:33:59,320
I don't know

1084
00:33:59,320 --> 00:33:59,800
dust

1085
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,180
it's going to take

1086
00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:01,720
a few fucking

1087
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,380
hours man

1088
00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:05,940
it's almost

1089
00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:06,720
six o'clock

1090
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,540
time to get

1091
00:34:07,540 --> 00:34:08,100
down to your

1092
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:08,380
local

1093
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,580
recedes dealer

1094
00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:10,340
and ask about

1095
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:10,940
test drive

1096
00:34:10,940 --> 00:34:11,880
Nina Williams

1097
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:12,800
from Tekken

1098
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,840
thanks very much

1099
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:14,460
Nina Williams

1100
00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:15,280
from Tekken

1101
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,460
Nina Williams

1102
00:34:16,460 --> 00:34:17,420
also had a

1103
00:34:17,420 --> 00:34:18,640
second cousin

1104
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:18,920
of mine

1105
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:19,700
first cousin

1106
00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:19,960
sorry

1107
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,040
we shared the

1108
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:22,700
same relatives

1109
00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:23,540
and lineage

1110
00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:25,840
and her father

1111
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:26,260
was in the

1112
00:34:26,260 --> 00:34:26,760
brah

1113
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,160
let me have a

1114
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,040
look now

1115
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:33,360
swizzled into

1116
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,080
a joint

1117
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,300
I know it's

1118
00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:36,760
even more

1119
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:37,160
that's going

1120
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:37,860
too far

1121
00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:39,760
no signs of

1122
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,300
the shoes

1123
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:40,660
Jay

1124
00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:42,100
no sign of

1125
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:42,560
the shoes

1126
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,060
I'm having a

1127
00:34:43,060 --> 00:34:43,740
fucking nightmare

1128
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:44,360
of a month

1129
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:44,940
or two

1130
00:34:44,940 --> 00:34:46,740
I've just

1131
00:34:46,740 --> 00:34:47,160
been wearing

1132
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,140
these slips

1133
00:34:48,140 --> 00:34:49,400
slides

1134
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,620
I've been

1135
00:34:51,620 --> 00:34:52,120
wearing a pair

1136
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:52,900
of slides

1137
00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:53,600
for a month

1138
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,060
now

1139
00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:55,480
thankfully the

1140
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,020
weather hasn't

1141
00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:56,620
been as wet

1142
00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:57,100
as usual

1143
00:34:57,100 --> 00:35:00,060
just so sleek

1144
00:35:00,060 --> 00:35:01,900
so soft

1145
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:02,540
on the inside

1146
00:35:02,540 --> 00:35:04,680
I don't know

1147
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:05,220
if you're aware

1148
00:35:05,220 --> 00:35:05,780
but I mean

1149
00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:07,000
when you slip

1150
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:07,540
your foot

1151
00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:08,100
into that

1152
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:11,320
it's like

1153
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:11,740
just putting

1154
00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:11,960
your

1155
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:12,500
it's like

1156
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:12,880
putting your

1157
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,380
foot into

1158
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:13,720
a fucking

1159
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:14,280
pile of

1160
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:14,640
puppies

1161
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,220
but not

1162
00:35:17,220 --> 00:35:18,240
you don't

1163
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:18,580
want to put

1164
00:35:18,580 --> 00:35:19,080
any weight

1165
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:19,460
on them

1166
00:35:19,460 --> 00:35:20,340
because you

1167
00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:20,640
don't want

1168
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:20,920
to fucking

1169
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:21,360
crush the

1170
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:21,580
pup

1171
00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:23,820
but you

1172
00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:24,140
can put

1173
00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:24,420
all your

1174
00:35:24,420 --> 00:35:24,820
weight on

1175
00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:25,020
this

1176
00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:25,380
and there's

1177
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:25,680
a nice

1178
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:25,960
bit of

1179
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:26,720
memory foam

1180
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:28,860
in the

1181
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:29,400
bottom as

1182
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,200
well

1183
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:34,080
genuine

1184
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:34,560
rabbit

1185
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:35,160
interior

1186
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,840
genuine

1187
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:37,240
rabbit

1188
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:37,720
interior

1189
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:38,220
on the

1190
00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:38,740
inside

1191
00:35:38,740 --> 00:35:41,240
you can

1192
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:41,640
get your

1193
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,800
hand in

1194
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:43,120
there and

1195
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:43,580
just fucking

1196
00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:45,920
scoop around

1197
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:50,100
now let's

1198
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:50,420
go

1199
00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:52,540
Stevie B

1200
00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:52,960
rare

1201
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:53,540
albino

1202
00:35:53,540 --> 00:35:54,000
panther

1203
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:54,860
no man

1204
00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:55,760
look save

1205
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:56,380
the panthers

1206
00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:56,940
it's almost

1207
00:35:56,940 --> 00:35:57,940
six o'clock

1208
00:35:57,940 --> 00:35:58,640
save the

1209
00:35:58,640 --> 00:35:59,140
panthers

1210
00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:00,660
it's almost

1211
00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:01,420
six o'clock

1212
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:02,240
time to get

1213
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:02,800
down to your

1214
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,100
local

1215
00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:04,520
that's very

1216
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:04,840
much

1217
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:05,740
Jack Mulligan

1218
00:36:05,740 --> 00:36:12,540
oh

1219
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:17,300
gonna get a

1220
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:18,220
pair of those

1221
00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:18,560
fucking

1222
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:19,140
genuine

1223
00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:21,260
panther

1224
00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:21,840
bollocks

1225
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:26,700
kian in

1226
00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:27,060
chat

1227
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:28,940
thanks so

1228
00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:29,300
much

1229
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:31,980
thank you

1230
00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:32,480
very much

1231
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,200
I'll have a

1232
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:33,640
look at that

1233
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:34,660
little link

1234
00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:35,920
I've seen it

1235
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:36,780
I've seen it

1236
00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:37,960
the black rock

1237
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:38,940
racing syndicate

1238
00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:39,840
video on

1239
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,260
twitter

1240
00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:43,460
a few of those

1241
00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:44,160
guys I know

1242
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:44,480
so

1243
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,640
unfortunately

1244
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,100
kian

1245
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,460
I'm not

1246
00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:47,600
gonna

1247
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,020
fucking

1248
00:36:48,020 --> 00:36:53,060
throw them

1249
00:36:53,060 --> 00:36:53,460
under the

1250
00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:53,740
bus

1251
00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:54,020
I know

1252
00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:54,420
you want

1253
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:54,680
me to

1254
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:55,040
throw them

1255
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:55,400
under the

1256
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:55,640
bus

1257
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:55,960
but I'm

1258
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:56,380
not gonna

1259
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,760
you can

1260
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:58,980
go

1261
00:36:58,980 --> 00:36:59,580
you can all

1262
00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:00,160
go and see

1263
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:00,620
that video

1264
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:01,360
yourselves

1265
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:05,100
I'm sure

1266
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:05,520
you'll like

1267
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:05,880
it

1268
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,960
kian's

1269
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:08,420
recommendation

1270
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:08,920
there

1271
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:18,920
that was

1272
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:19,780
leopardstown

1273
00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:25,120
which I believe

1274
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,480
the Francis

1275
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:28,040
Higgins

1276
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,100
actually did

1277
00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:29,940
a video

1278
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:31,360
down at

1279
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:31,900
leopardstown

1280
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:32,160
called

1281
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:32,720
horses are

1282
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:33,300
class

1283
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:34,320
and it's

1284
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,160
thanks to

1285
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,580
Francis Higgins

1286
00:37:36,580 --> 00:37:37,920
Francesco

1287
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,060
Higanoski

1288
00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:40,360
as he's

1289
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:40,760
known in

1290
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:40,900
the

1291
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:41,520
urals

1292
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,900
that this

1293
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:43,260
channel

1294
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:43,880
exists

1295
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:44,780
and that

1296
00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:45,280
I'm allowed

1297
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:45,860
to do my

1298
00:37:45,860 --> 00:37:46,680
drive time

1299
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,140
Ivan Yates

1300
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:48,680
hours

1301
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,020
Yates on a

1302
00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:51,360
plate

1303
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,180
his new

1304
00:37:52,180 --> 00:37:52,600
dish

1305
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:53,180
his new

1306
00:37:53,180 --> 00:37:53,860
cookbook

1307
00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:56,260
also at

1308
00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:56,880
the launch

1309
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:57,340
of Eddie

1310
00:37:57,340 --> 00:37:57,940
Hobbs coin

1311
00:37:57,940 --> 00:37:58,260
it's gonna

1312
00:37:58,260 --> 00:37:58,680
be the

1313
00:37:58,680 --> 00:37:59,420
crossover

1314
00:37:59,420 --> 00:38:00,160
event

1315
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,260
you wish

1316
00:38:01,260 --> 00:38:01,900
you only

1317
00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:02,560
wish

1318
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:03,140
you could

1319
00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:03,460
have been

1320
00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:03,700
at

1321
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:04,240
but you

1322
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:04,780
can't

1323
00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:05,180
because

1324
00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:05,440
you're

1325
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:05,840
not

1326
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:06,360
invited

1327
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,480
to the

1328
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,180
crossover

1329
00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:09,920
event of

1330
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:10,640
the century

1331
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,620
Ivan Yates

1332
00:38:12,620 --> 00:38:13,000
is gonna

1333
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:13,560
be launching

1334
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,420
his very

1335
00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:14,860
own

1336
00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:16,160
cookbook

1337
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,820
called

1338
00:38:18,820 --> 00:38:19,440
Yate on

1339
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:19,960
a plate

1340
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:20,540
Yates on

1341
00:38:20,540 --> 00:38:20,960
a plate

1342
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:21,880
or Yates

1343
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,440
on plates

1344
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,480
it's still

1345
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,020
to go to

1346
00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:25,320
print

1347
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,060
and the

1348
00:38:27,060 --> 00:38:27,540
title has

1349
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:27,880
not been

1350
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:28,680
decided upon

1351
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:35,320
oh fuck

1352
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:35,560
you

1353
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:39,920
he's gonna

1354
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,380
be making

1355
00:38:40,380 --> 00:38:40,700
a few

1356
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:41,220
tasters

1357
00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:41,780
as well

1358
00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:43,540
Ivan Yates

1359
00:38:43,540 --> 00:38:43,860
is gonna

1360
00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:44,580
be bringing

1361
00:38:44,580 --> 00:38:45,060
all the

1362
00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:46,160
doing the

1363
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:46,940
Ivan catering

1364
00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:47,320
the Ivan

1365
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:47,880
Yatering

1366
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:48,920
he's gonna

1367
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:49,180
be doing

1368
00:38:49,180 --> 00:38:49,560
the Ivan

1369
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,080
Yatering

1370
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:50,800
and making

1371
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:51,340
the food

1372
00:38:51,340 --> 00:38:52,600
and Jordan

1373
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,220
Price

1374
00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:55,420
is gonna

1375
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,200
be serving

1376
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,040
walking

1377
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:57,540
around

1378
00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:58,560
in

1379
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,060
the Jordan

1380
00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:01,000
racing team

1381
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,600
customized

1382
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:03,500
yellow kit

1383
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:03,920
from back

1384
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,460
in the day

1385
00:39:04,460 --> 00:39:06,460
Prosecco

1386
00:39:06,460 --> 00:39:07,000
flutes

1387
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,100
and

1388
00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:09,780
finger food

1389
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:10,280
galore

1390
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,980
then

1391
00:39:11,980 --> 00:39:12,620
Ivan Yates

1392
00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:12,880
is gonna

1393
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:13,460
lay down

1394
00:39:13,460 --> 00:39:13,900
a two

1395
00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:14,160
hour

1396
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:14,920
boiler room

1397
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:15,360
set

1398
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,920
two hour

1399
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:19,440
live

1400
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,700
news talk

1401
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:21,440
boiler room

1402
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,000
special

1403
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:22,540
techno

1404
00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:23,660
vinyl mix

1405
00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:26,200
the Yates

1406
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:26,200
Yates

1407
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:26,200
Yates

1408
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,560
Yates

1409
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,220
on a plate

1410
00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:30,420
it's gonna

1411
00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:30,780
be an

1412
00:39:30,780 --> 00:39:31,140
absolute

1413
00:39:31,140 --> 00:39:31,620
fucking

1414
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:32,120
Hobbs

1415
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:32,660
blast

1416
00:39:32,660 --> 00:39:34,600
there's gonna

1417
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:35,280
be one

1418
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,380
point zero

1419
00:39:36,380 --> 00:39:37,260
zero one

1420
00:39:37,260 --> 00:39:37,920
Hobbs coin

1421
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:38,420
for everyone

1422
00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:39,200
who attends

1423
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,520
which is gonna

1424
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,280
be worth two

1425
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:42,080
million euro

1426
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,120
in three weeks

1427
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:43,660
time

1428
00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:48,000
alliance is

1429
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:48,600
not better

1430
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:48,820
than

1431
00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:49,240
Zurich

1432
00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:49,680
someone is

1433
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,140
just after

1434
00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:50,480
fucking

1435
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:51,080
saves me

1436
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:51,480
it's almost

1437
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,280
six o'clock

1438
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,240
Yana Bell

1439
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,520
get up

1440
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,260
out of

1441
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:56,620
that

1442
00:39:56,620 --> 00:40:01,000
alliance

1443
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,660
fucking

1444
00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:03,520
jokers

1445
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,300
absolute

1446
00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:05,840
joke

1447
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:06,460
machines

1448
00:40:06,460 --> 00:40:12,940
I rank

1449
00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:13,180
them

1450
00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:13,660
third

1451
00:40:13,660 --> 00:40:14,740
Zurich

1452
00:40:14,740 --> 00:40:15,440
top

1453
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,420
Aviva

1454
00:40:17,420 --> 00:40:22,540
in number

1455
00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:23,040
two

1456
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:27,780
no actually

1457
00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:28,520
alliance

1458
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:29,140
number two

1459
00:40:29,140 --> 00:40:29,420
do you know

1460
00:40:29,420 --> 00:40:29,680
why

1461
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,120
because number

1462
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:30,660
two is

1463
00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:31,160
shite

1464
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,200
that's what

1465
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:32,700
that means

1466
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:33,460
and

1467
00:40:33,460 --> 00:40:35,520
yeah

1468
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,420
I parted

1469
00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:37,960
ways with

1470
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:38,320
alliance

1471
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,080
after the

1472
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:39,680
last shoot

1473
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:40,020
I was

1474
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:40,420
I was

1475
00:40:40,420 --> 00:40:41,400
shooting a

1476
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:41,800
corporate

1477
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,660
promo for

1478
00:40:42,660 --> 00:40:43,220
alliance

1479
00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:47,580
over in

1480
00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:48,280
Prague

1481
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,080
which has

1482
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:52,960
lovely

1483
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,960
architecture

1484
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,180
unspoiled

1485
00:40:57,180 --> 00:40:58,660
by the

1486
00:40:58,660 --> 00:40:59,480
globalist

1487
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,780
touch

1488
00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:02,420
and

1489
00:41:02,420 --> 00:41:03,180
we filmed

1490
00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:03,780
the advert

1491
00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:04,140
there

1492
00:41:04,140 --> 00:41:05,220
even though

1493
00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:05,420
it was

1494
00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:05,720
for an

1495
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:06,120
Irish

1496
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,780
audience

1497
00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:08,540
and

1498
00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:12,360
they treated

1499
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:12,780
me like

1500
00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:13,120
shit

1501
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,420
because I

1502
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:16,860
brought my

1503
00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:17,540
truck over

1504
00:41:17,540 --> 00:41:18,940
and I also

1505
00:41:18,940 --> 00:41:19,720
had an intern

1506
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:20,100
a runner

1507
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:20,660
working with

1508
00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:21,300
me who was

1509
00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:21,880
doing film

1510
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:22,860
in IADT

1511
00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:24,140
and

1512
00:41:24,140 --> 00:41:26,180
I had

1513
00:41:26,180 --> 00:41:26,420
like

1514
00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:26,880
fucking

1515
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,600
60

1516
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:29,060
grand's

1517
00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:29,380
worth of

1518
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:29,660
gear

1519
00:41:29,660 --> 00:41:30,220
in the

1520
00:41:30,220 --> 00:41:30,680
truck

1521
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,100
fucking

1522
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:32,480
red

1523
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,000
raven

1524
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:33,920
dual

1525
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:34,560
wielding

1526
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:35,320
I had

1527
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:35,560
two

1528
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:35,820
red

1529
00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:36,260
ravens

1530
00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:36,700
one on

1531
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:36,920
each

1532
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:37,440
shoulder

1533
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,360
every

1534
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,620
morning

1535
00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:42,760
of the

1536
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,260
two day

1537
00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:43,600
shoot

1538
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:44,340
every morning

1539
00:41:44,340 --> 00:41:44,760
I would

1540
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,380
stroll

1541
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:46,320
onto set

1542
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,060
and say

1543
00:41:49,060 --> 00:41:50,900
everybody

1544
00:41:50,900 --> 00:41:52,020
the raven

1545
00:41:52,020 --> 00:41:52,860
has landed

1546
00:41:52,860 --> 00:41:55,860
and I go

1547
00:41:55,860 --> 00:41:56,900
and I go

1548
00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:57,560
like this

1549
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,380
everyone

1550
00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:02,020
the raven

1551
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:02,780
has landed

1552
00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:06,680
it's almost

1553
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:07,560
six o'clock

1554
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:08,060
I remember

1555
00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:09,660
Gavin

1556
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:11,220
from IADT

1557
00:42:11,220 --> 00:42:12,880
was saying

1558
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:13,320
to me

1559
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,260
Connor

1560
00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:16,540
I just

1561
00:42:16,540 --> 00:42:17,020
heard some

1562
00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:17,240
of the

1563
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:17,720
chat

1564
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:18,100
there

1565
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:18,860
from the

1566
00:42:18,860 --> 00:42:19,120
fucking

1567
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:19,540
cast

1568
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:19,980
and crew

1569
00:42:19,980 --> 00:42:21,220
they were

1570
00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:21,800
actually

1571
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,340
taking the

1572
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:23,920
piss out of

1573
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,280
you man

1574
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:24,860
about your

1575
00:42:24,860 --> 00:42:25,540
raven stuff

1576
00:42:25,540 --> 00:42:27,640
I was like

1577
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,100
excuse

1578
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,040
excuse

1579
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:31,720
what

1580
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,820
it's almost

1581
00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:34,540
six o'clock

1582
00:42:34,540 --> 00:42:35,440
they didn't like

1583
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:35,960
the raven

1584
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:36,600
shtick you were

1585
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,280
giving it earlier

1586
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:37,640
on man

1587
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,000
they were just

1588
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,560
fucking joking

1589
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:38,980
about you

1590
00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:40,380
they probably

1591
00:42:40,380 --> 00:42:40,820
didn't mean

1592
00:42:40,820 --> 00:42:41,540
anything by it

1593
00:42:41,540 --> 00:42:41,960
and I said

1594
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:42,920
shut up

1595
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:43,240
Gavin

1596
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:44,200
shut your

1597
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:44,780
fucking mouth

1598
00:42:44,780 --> 00:42:47,520
the next

1599
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:47,900
morning

1600
00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:50,540
final day

1601
00:42:50,540 --> 00:42:51,020
of the shoot

1602
00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:52,940
I had the

1603
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:53,920
inside information

1604
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,100
I walked into

1605
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:56,460
the fucking

1606
00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:57,340
hotel breakfast

1607
00:42:57,340 --> 00:42:57,720
lobby

1608
00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,260
I saw them

1609
00:42:59,260 --> 00:42:59,780
all there

1610
00:42:59,780 --> 00:43:00,880
Allianz

1611
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,660
head producer

1612
00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:09,520
I went up

1613
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:09,760
to him

1614
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:10,140
he was eating

1615
00:43:10,140 --> 00:43:10,580
his fucking

1616
00:43:10,580 --> 00:43:11,220
beans

1617
00:43:11,220 --> 00:43:12,180
and his

1618
00:43:12,180 --> 00:43:12,620
eggs

1619
00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:13,700
I stood

1620
00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:14,160
behind him

1621
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:14,440
he didn't

1622
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:14,980
see me

1623
00:43:14,980 --> 00:43:16,940
I just

1624
00:43:16,940 --> 00:43:17,340
went

1625
00:43:17,340 --> 00:43:21,520
the fucking

1626
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:22,360
raven is

1627
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:22,760
back

1628
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,000
and he heard

1629
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:24,740
about you

1630
00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:26,300
and he just

1631
00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:26,900
shit himself

1632
00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:27,120
man

1633
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:27,500
he dropped

1634
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:28,020
his knife

1635
00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:28,520
and fork

1636
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,640
and a few

1637
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,340
beans on his

1638
00:43:30,340 --> 00:43:30,700
face

1639
00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:31,840
I said

1640
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:32,900
heard about

1641
00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:33,240
the little

1642
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:33,840
giggle you're

1643
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:34,300
having about

1644
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:34,740
the fucking

1645
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:35,240
raven

1646
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:36,260
me

1647
00:43:36,260 --> 00:43:38,200
yeah

1648
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:38,880
well how would

1649
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:39,360
you like this

1650
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:39,900
for a laugh

1651
00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:40,900
Gavin

1652
00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:42,880
take these

1653
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:43,540
fucking ravens

1654
00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:43,900
and stick

1655
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:44,280
them in the

1656
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:44,780
truck

1657
00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:47,180
now

1658
00:43:47,180 --> 00:43:48,280
he went

1659
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:48,560
and did

1660
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:48,860
that

1661
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:49,500
and I said

1662
00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:49,760
I just

1663
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:50,660
looked at them all

1664
00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:51,320
cracked open

1665
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:51,660
a fucking

1666
00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:52,240
sand pill

1667
00:43:52,240 --> 00:44:00,080
you're a bunch of snakes

1668
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,300
and then just left

1669
00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:10,700
it's almost six o'clock

1670
00:44:10,700 --> 00:44:12,360
time to get down to your local

1671
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,580
mercy days dealer

1672
00:44:13,580 --> 00:44:14,220
and ask about

1673
00:44:14,220 --> 00:44:15,800
it's almost six o'clock

1674
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,480
Ross Perno

1675
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:17,960
thank you

1676
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:18,300
Perro

1677
00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:19,200
thank you very much

1678
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,800
never work with those

1679
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:23,800
fucking shower

1680
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:24,760
snakes again

1681
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:34,760
bummer

1682
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:34,760
bummer

1683
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,660
thanks very much

1684
00:44:36,660 --> 00:44:40,500
yes I

1685
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:41,340
I wouldn't go with them

1686
00:44:41,340 --> 00:44:41,980
I wouldn't

1687
00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:42,400
I mean

1688
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,080
in fairness to

1689
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:45,480
uh

1690
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:46,340
Allianz

1691
00:44:46,340 --> 00:44:47,200
their policies

1692
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,140
some of their policies

1693
00:44:48,140 --> 00:44:49,460
are actually quite competitive

1694
00:44:49,460 --> 00:44:51,780
but just as a company

1695
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:52,800
and on principle

1696
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,620
I would never ever

1697
00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:55,220
go

1698
00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:56,980
even speaking their name

1699
00:44:56,980 --> 00:44:58,100
it's making me feel

1700
00:44:58,100 --> 00:44:58,940
physically sick

1701
00:44:58,940 --> 00:45:00,900
I'm so happy I had the can of

1702
00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:01,420
Sam Pell

1703
00:45:01,420 --> 00:45:02,520
just to accentuate my

1704
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:03,740
fucking anger that day

1705
00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:04,880
lucky

1706
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,060
lucky I didn't fucking

1707
00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:07,140
spit the blood orange

1708
00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:07,820
on their face

1709
00:45:07,820 --> 00:45:09,240
but that would have been a

1710
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:09,640
waste

1711
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,620
a waste of a

1712
00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:11,660
beautiful soft drink

1713
00:45:11,660 --> 00:45:16,080
fucking snakes

1714
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:23,400
Connor Williams

1715
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:24,600
fucking D.O.P.

1716
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,080
lived

1717
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,640
to shoot another day

1718
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:28,740
uh

1719
00:45:28,740 --> 00:45:29,880
but on a different shoot

1720
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,100
not the Allianz one

1721
00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:32,040
god knows

1722
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,080
who they got then

1723
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,640
I

1724
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,380
although I did

1725
00:45:35,380 --> 00:45:36,660
I kept in touch with

1726
00:45:36,660 --> 00:45:38,500
a couple of

1727
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:38,800
uh

1728
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,940
I was orbiting

1729
00:45:39,940 --> 00:45:40,780
should I say

1730
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:43,900
some of the

1731
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:44,160
uh

1732
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,200
people who were on the shoot

1733
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,380
some of their social media

1734
00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:48,640
just to see if they were

1735
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:49,600
talking about me

1736
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,480
uh

1737
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:52,520
for the next few months

1738
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,700
for the next six months

1739
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:56,220
I made sure to uh

1740
00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:57,620
check the social media

1741
00:45:57,620 --> 00:45:58,600
of the rest of the crew

1742
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,880
at least once or twice a day

1743
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,440
just to make sure

1744
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:02,720
no

1745
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:03,740
no one was saying

1746
00:46:03,740 --> 00:46:04,880
anything fucking bad

1747
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:05,360
about me

1748
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,240
and the next day

1749
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:08,380
I went into Film Base

1750
00:46:08,380 --> 00:46:08,860
in Dublin

1751
00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:10,740
and I gave them my

1752
00:46:10,740 --> 00:46:12,060
side of the event

1753
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:14,100
just in case they got back

1754
00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:15,500
and decide to

1755
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:16,820
besmirch my name

1756
00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:21,500
it didn't

1757
00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:22,340
if they did

1758
00:46:22,340 --> 00:46:24,240
if they did besmirch my name

1759
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,440
it didn't fucking work out

1760
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:25,860
because

1761
00:46:25,860 --> 00:46:28,040
I was doing principal

1762
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:28,620
photography

1763
00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:29,880
on the phantom thread

1764
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:35,460
which won uh

1765
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,400
which won an Oscar

1766
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,100
the Oscar was for

1767
00:46:38,100 --> 00:46:39,820
for uh clothes

1768
00:46:39,820 --> 00:46:41,780
which

1769
00:46:41,780 --> 00:46:43,120
was nothing to do with me

1770
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:43,780
but I mean

1771
00:46:43,780 --> 00:46:45,060
still won an Oscar

1772
00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:45,480
nonetheless

1773
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,900
that's something you don't get

1774
00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:48,520
every day

1775
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:51,200
and uh

1776
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:51,720
in fact

1777
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:54,160
I did give Daniel Day-Lewis

1778
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:54,820
a few tips

1779
00:46:54,820 --> 00:46:55,920
on what to wear

1780
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:56,940
scarf wise

1781
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:58,180
do you know

1782
00:46:58,180 --> 00:46:59,540
uh

1783
00:46:59,540 --> 00:47:02,400
pardon me

1784
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:07,720
Farfurda

1785
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:08,640
thank you very much

1786
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:13,820
thank you

1787
00:47:13,820 --> 00:47:14,640
Farfurda

1788
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,360
thank you very much

1789
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,280
I appreciate that

1790
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,780
I ran into the Hobster

1791
00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:19,540
at an international

1792
00:47:19,540 --> 00:47:20,640
corporate ice cream

1793
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:21,340
social

1794
00:47:21,340 --> 00:47:22,740
sponsored by

1795
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:24,020
Haagen Dazs

1796
00:47:24,020 --> 00:47:24,640
he dumped

1797
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,100
ancient coins

1798
00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:26,980
into my palm

1799
00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:27,960
I asked him

1800
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:28,380
what they were

1801
00:47:28,380 --> 00:47:29,340
what they were

1802
00:47:29,340 --> 00:47:32,560
thank you very much

1803
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,240
Jordan's

1804
00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:35,480
Hob's

1805
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:38,180
Hob's wing buckles

1806
00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:40,100
Hob's swing buckles

1807
00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:42,720
what an amalgamation

1808
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:43,500
what a merger

1809
00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:45,480
almost as good as the time

1810
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,620
I tried to merge

1811
00:47:46,620 --> 00:47:47,400
Zurich

1812
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,100
Mercedes

1813
00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:48,540
and

1814
00:47:48,540 --> 00:47:49,540
Eddie Hob's

1815
00:47:49,540 --> 00:47:50,320
into

1816
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,280
Hob's

1817
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:51,820
CDs

1818
00:47:51,820 --> 00:47:53,280
Zurich

1819
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,080
fucking pulled out

1820
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:54,860
because their name

1821
00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:56,000
wasn't involved in the title

1822
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,220
just to finish what

1823
00:47:58,220 --> 00:47:58,800
Farfurda

1824
00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,280
said there

1825
00:47:59,280 --> 00:47:59,940
thanks very much

1826
00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:00,500
Jordan Hob's

1827
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:02,920
I ran into the Hobster

1828
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:03,960
it's almost 6 o'clock

1829
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:05,340
I ran into the Hobster

1830
00:48:05,340 --> 00:48:06,100
in an international

1831
00:48:06,100 --> 00:48:06,680
corpo

1832
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,600
ice cream social

1833
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:09,300
sponsored by

1834
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:10,700
Haagen Dazs

1835
00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:12,240
he dumped

1836
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,080
ancient coins

1837
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:13,880
into my palm

1838
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,100
I asked him

1839
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:15,820
what they were

1840
00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:16,800
and he said

1841
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,220
I just put your

1842
00:48:18,220 --> 00:48:19,080
grandkids through

1843
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:19,640
college

1844
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,580
he then winked

1845
00:48:21,580 --> 00:48:22,400
and flicked

1846
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,460
my ball bag

1847
00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:24,880
wow

1848
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,160
do you know what

1849
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,200
the more I hear

1850
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,120
about fucking

1851
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,300
Eddie Hob's

1852
00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:32,800
and his golden bones

1853
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,640
and his cryptocurrency

1854
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,700
the more I'm beginning

1855
00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:37,220
to believe

1856
00:48:37,220 --> 00:48:37,840
that he could

1857
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:38,460
actually be

1858
00:48:38,460 --> 00:48:39,300
the second coming

1859
00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:40,080
of Christ

1860
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,740
Christ John

1861
00:48:43,740 --> 00:48:45,940
it's not something

1862
00:48:45,940 --> 00:48:46,800
to fuck around with

1863
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:56,760
Eddie Hob's

1864
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,180
of course

1865
00:48:57,180 --> 00:48:59,920
is recovering

1866
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:03,100
from the epic

1867
00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:03,720
gaffe

1868
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:04,920
that was had

1869
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:05,920
over in Wimbledon

1870
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:06,980
Serena Williams

1871
00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:07,620
is Airbnb

1872
00:49:07,620 --> 00:49:09,660
I told you the story

1873
00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:09,960
yesterday

1874
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:10,600
I'm not going to go

1875
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:11,300
into it again

1876
00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:15,140
lead lined casket

1877
00:49:15,140 --> 00:49:16,720
crammed to the gills

1878
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,540
with grey goose

1879
00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:20,440
courtesy of O'Brien's

1880
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:20,920
wines

1881
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:24,020
was flew over

1882
00:49:24,020 --> 00:49:25,820
the English channel

1883
00:49:25,820 --> 00:49:28,540
to Heathrow

1884
00:49:28,540 --> 00:49:29,740
then from Heathrow

1885
00:49:29,740 --> 00:49:30,740
to the Airbnb

1886
00:49:30,740 --> 00:49:31,680
via drone

1887
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:32,920
sponsored by

1888
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:33,380
Mercedes

1889
00:49:33,380 --> 00:49:35,020
and Kenco

1890
00:49:35,020 --> 00:49:36,360
and Nesquik

1891
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,520
and fucking

1892
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,120
Nescafe

1893
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,760
and Crystal Swing

1894
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:44,040
and Carton War

1895
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,140
three brands of coffee

1896
00:49:46,140 --> 00:49:46,880
decides to go

1897
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:47,520
head to

1898
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:48,220
toe to toe

1899
00:49:48,220 --> 00:49:48,880
because this was

1900
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:49,500
the biggest

1901
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:51,300
fucking coupe

1902
00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:51,940
they could get

1903
00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:53,060
and

1904
00:49:53,060 --> 00:49:55,800
Hob's was in there

1905
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,440
goosing it up

1906
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,860
and he's still

1907
00:49:58,860 --> 00:49:59,800
a bit fucking sick

1908
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,100
he had so much

1909
00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:01,500
goose

1910
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,460
rigged up to

1911
00:50:02,460 --> 00:50:02,840
his fucking

1912
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:03,420
brain

1913
00:50:03,420 --> 00:50:04,800
that he went

1914
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:05,260
feral

1915
00:50:05,260 --> 00:50:06,640
and ended up

1916
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:07,480
leaving the Airbnb

1917
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:08,420
Serena Williams

1918
00:50:08,420 --> 00:50:09,580
is Airbnb now

1919
00:50:09,580 --> 00:50:11,240
which contained

1920
00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:11,700
me

1921
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:12,740
Serena

1922
00:50:12,740 --> 00:50:14,040
Novak Jock

1923
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,540
Rafa Nadal

1924
00:50:15,540 --> 00:50:17,360
fucking Nick

1925
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:17,880
Kyrgios

1926
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:18,760
who gave me a pair

1927
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:19,480
of costs

1928
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:20,560
for my trouble

1929
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,240
and

1930
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:22,580
uh

1931
00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:24,200
Eddie Hobbs

1932
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:24,960
went fucking

1933
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,400
Balubas

1934
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,180
uh

1935
00:50:28,180 --> 00:50:29,360
he went so

1936
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:29,820
Baluba

1937
00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:30,600
he got an Uber

1938
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,180
all the way

1939
00:50:32,180 --> 00:50:32,600
to fucking

1940
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,100
Wimbo

1941
00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:34,880
and then

1942
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,240
fucking

1943
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:35,920
straight through

1944
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:36,420
the door

1945
00:50:36,420 --> 00:50:37,700
pissed as a

1946
00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:38,000
fart

1947
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,480
I don't know

1948
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:39,840
how he got

1949
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:40,520
past security

1950
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:41,280
but he did

1951
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,060
and uh

1952
00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:44,160
the fucking

1953
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:45,480
metal detectors

1954
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:45,980
went off

1955
00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:46,520
because he's got

1956
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,300
so much gold

1957
00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:48,100
in his skeletal

1958
00:50:48,100 --> 00:50:48,520
frame

1959
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,800
so the fucking

1960
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,160
security alarms

1961
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:52,920
were going on

1962
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:53,620
they thought

1963
00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:53,980
it was a

1964
00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:54,200
fucking

1965
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:54,760
boom boom

1966
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,120
boy

1967
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,700
I was on the

1968
00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:58,460
phone immediately

1969
00:50:58,460 --> 00:50:59,720
to Wimbledon

1970
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:00,140
they were like

1971
00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:00,840
Connor Williams

1972
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:01,400
what's going on

1973
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:01,780
man you need to

1974
00:51:01,780 --> 00:51:02,140
come and sort

1975
00:51:02,140 --> 00:51:02,740
this guy out

1976
00:51:02,740 --> 00:51:03,280
he's gone

1977
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:03,900
fucking feral

1978
00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:04,660
I go don't

1979
00:51:04,660 --> 00:51:05,080
worry it's

1980
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:05,700
Eddie Hobbs

1981
00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:06,400
he's just

1982
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:06,920
excited

1983
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:07,600
he's had a

1984
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:08,160
bit of goose

1985
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:08,960
he's launching

1986
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:09,520
Hobbs coin

1987
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:10,100
next Tuesday

1988
00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:10,660
weekday

1989
00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:11,840
at the fucking

1990
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:12,640
Hibernian club

1991
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:13,360
in Stevens Green

1992
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:13,840
you can come

1993
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:14,220
along

1994
00:51:14,220 --> 00:51:16,040
he's just

1995
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:16,520
gone feral

1996
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:16,920
on Grey

1997
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:17,300
Goose

1998
00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:18,260
because O'Brien's

1999
00:51:18,260 --> 00:51:19,020
wine sent a

2000
00:51:19,020 --> 00:51:19,580
fucking drone

2001
00:51:19,580 --> 00:51:20,260
over full of

2002
00:51:20,260 --> 00:51:20,580
goose

2003
00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:23,360
they said fine

2004
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:23,880
just get down

2005
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:24,320
here and sort

2006
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:24,560
it out

2007
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:25,400
so I did

2008
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,920
fucking rush

2009
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:28,240
hour

2010
00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:30,940
no chance

2011
00:51:30,940 --> 00:51:32,100
so there was

2012
00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:32,900
only there was

2013
00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:33,580
only one thing

2014
00:51:33,580 --> 00:51:34,300
thing for it

2015
00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:35,160
I had to think

2016
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:35,780
on my feet

2017
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:36,780
it's almost

2018
00:51:36,780 --> 00:51:37,740
six o'clock

2019
00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:38,740
being the all

2020
00:51:38,740 --> 00:51:39,400
round fucking

2021
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:40,280
renaissance man

2022
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:40,880
that I am

2023
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,500
I decided to

2024
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:43,080
call in

2025
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,460
none other

2026
00:51:44,460 --> 00:51:46,340
oh my god

2027
00:51:46,340 --> 00:51:56,700
none other

2028
00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:59,180
than the

2029
00:51:59,180 --> 00:51:59,420
fucking

2030
00:51:59,420 --> 00:52:00,240
pelicopter

2031
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:05,820
I flew that

2032
00:52:05,820 --> 00:52:06,380
fucking thing

2033
00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,240
from Knightsbridge

2034
00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:07,960
all the way

2035
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:08,740
to Wimbledon

2036
00:52:08,740 --> 00:52:10,340
it was a

2037
00:52:10,340 --> 00:52:10,740
rescue

2038
00:52:10,740 --> 00:52:11,480
a fucking

2039
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:12,400
rescue mission

2040
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:13,880
one for

2041
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:14,440
the ages

2042
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,940
I shouldn't

2043
00:52:15,940 --> 00:52:16,180
have been

2044
00:52:16,180 --> 00:52:16,660
behind the

2045
00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:17,000
wheel of

2046
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:17,540
that fucking

2047
00:52:17,540 --> 00:52:17,880
yoke

2048
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:18,620
or the

2049
00:52:18,620 --> 00:52:18,980
yoke

2050
00:52:18,980 --> 00:52:19,380
sorry

2051
00:52:19,380 --> 00:52:19,740
I shouldn't

2052
00:52:19,740 --> 00:52:19,920
have been

2053
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:20,340
behind the

2054
00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:20,660
yoke

2055
00:52:20,660 --> 00:52:23,020
because I'd

2056
00:52:23,020 --> 00:52:24,880
had so much

2057
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:25,720
Grey Goose at

2058
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:26,380
that stage

2059
00:52:26,380 --> 00:52:27,480
that I was

2060
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:28,220
fucking flying

2061
00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:28,960
around like a

2062
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:29,660
whirlybird

2063
00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:31,920
also Nick

2064
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:32,560
Kyrgios

2065
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,220
Nick Kyrgios

2066
00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:35,080
had

2067
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,540
helped us all

2068
00:52:37,540 --> 00:52:38,780
out to a few

2069
00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:39,400
fucking double

2070
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:39,900
faults

2071
00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:41,360
so we'd

2072
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,320
double

2073
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:42,960
dropped a few

2074
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:43,760
double faults

2075
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:44,520
and there

2076
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:45,220
was a

2077
00:52:45,220 --> 00:52:45,620
permanent

2078
00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:46,120
goose

2079
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:46,560
cloud

2080
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:47,560
around my

2081
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:47,980
mind

2082
00:52:47,980 --> 00:52:48,320
body

2083
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:48,920
and soul

2084
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,000
as you know

2085
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:50,420
people

2086
00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:51,900
Grey Goose

2087
00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:53,780
there we are

2088
00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:54,480
the Gooser

2089
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,680
the Gooser

2090
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,060
the Hangover

2091
00:52:57,060 --> 00:52:57,940
is so pure

2092
00:52:57,940 --> 00:52:59,920
so delicious

2093
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:01,500
it actually has you

2094
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,280
coming back for more

2095
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:03,440
the next day

2096
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,160
all I can describe

2097
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,280
the Grey Goose

2098
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:08,040
Hangover is

2099
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,100
it's not a

2100
00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:09,860
body blow

2101
00:53:09,860 --> 00:53:11,280
okay

2102
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,260
it's definitely

2103
00:53:13,260 --> 00:53:14,280
not a body blow

2104
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,000
I wouldn't call it

2105
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,000
a skag buzz

2106
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,840
I'd say it's more

2107
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:19,460
of an all

2108
00:53:19,460 --> 00:53:20,280
encompassing

2109
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,320
goose cloud

2110
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:25,020
and I should not

2111
00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:25,640
have been in that

2112
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:25,960
fucking

2113
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:26,840
it's almost

2114
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:27,420
in that piece

2115
00:53:27,420 --> 00:53:28,200
but I did

2116
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,060
and I was

2117
00:53:29,060 --> 00:53:30,300
I flew it

2118
00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:31,400
flew it

2119
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,500
fast and hard

2120
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:34,200
all around London

2121
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,720
with a look of

2122
00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:36,780
steely determination

2123
00:53:36,780 --> 00:53:37,360
and grit

2124
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:38,140
on my mush

2125
00:53:38,140 --> 00:53:42,120
and thankfully

2126
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,340
down at Wimbledon

2127
00:53:44,340 --> 00:53:45,060
there was a

2128
00:53:45,060 --> 00:53:47,340
they had like a

2129
00:53:47,340 --> 00:53:48,220
fucking San Peli

2130
00:53:48,220 --> 00:53:48,860
pad there

2131
00:53:48,860 --> 00:53:50,820
and I just

2132
00:53:50,820 --> 00:53:51,380
landed the

2133
00:53:51,380 --> 00:53:52,260
bastard on that

2134
00:53:52,260 --> 00:53:53,520
just outside

2135
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:54,040
Wimbledon

2136
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:54,740
the Wimbledon

2137
00:53:54,740 --> 00:53:55,340
forest

2138
00:53:55,340 --> 00:53:57,360
they had a

2139
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:57,960
couple of guys

2140
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:58,620
there as well

2141
00:53:58,620 --> 00:53:59,640
ready for me

2142
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:00,060
to land

2143
00:54:00,060 --> 00:54:01,460
it all turned

2144
00:54:01,460 --> 00:54:02,080
out alright

2145
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:03,180
when I got

2146
00:54:03,180 --> 00:54:03,500
there

2147
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:04,480
Eddie Hobbs

2148
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:05,280
was lying in a

2149
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:05,820
puddle of his

2150
00:54:05,820 --> 00:54:06,500
own piss

2151
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:07,900
just spouting

2152
00:54:07,900 --> 00:54:09,300
absolute tosh

2153
00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:10,920
about the

2154
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:11,780
upcoming launch

2155
00:54:11,780 --> 00:54:12,600
of Hobbs coin

2156
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,720
and I said

2157
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:15,620
I had to reassure

2158
00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:15,780
him

2159
00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:16,240
I was like

2160
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:16,700
it's all gonna

2161
00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:17,200
be alright

2162
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:17,460
Ed

2163
00:54:17,460 --> 00:54:18,020
don't worry

2164
00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:18,320
Ed

2165
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,560
fucking

2166
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,140
it's gonna

2167
00:54:20,140 --> 00:54:20,640
be okay

2168
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:21,160
he was like

2169
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:21,740
who's gonna

2170
00:54:21,740 --> 00:54:22,420
be serving food

2171
00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:22,600
man

2172
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:22,820
who's gonna

2173
00:54:22,820 --> 00:54:23,260
be serving food

2174
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:23,500
I said

2175
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:24,140
listen Ed

2176
00:54:24,140 --> 00:54:24,500
I've took

2177
00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:24,940
care of it

2178
00:54:24,940 --> 00:54:25,200
fucking

2179
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:26,100
Ivan Yates

2180
00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:27,020
is gonna

2181
00:54:27,020 --> 00:54:27,400
be doing

2182
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:27,560
the

2183
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:28,080
Yatering

2184
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,200
Yates'

2185
00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:29,880
catering

2186
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:30,620
Yate on

2187
00:54:30,620 --> 00:54:31,040
a plate

2188
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,420
finger food

2189
00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:33,580
fucking

2190
00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:34,800
filet mignon

2191
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,400
foie gras

2192
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,380
and it's like

2193
00:54:39,380 --> 00:54:40,720
the fucking

2194
00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:41,580
life came back

2195
00:54:41,580 --> 00:54:42,240
into his eyes

2196
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:42,700
when he heard

2197
00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:43,460
Ivan Yates

2198
00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:43,740
is gonna be

2199
00:54:43,740 --> 00:54:44,160
doing that

2200
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,560
and I started

2201
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:47,120
crying then

2202
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,300
because I

2203
00:54:48,300 --> 00:54:48,720
just looked

2204
00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:49,420
into Eddie's

2205
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:49,900
face I was

2206
00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:50,300
like Eddie

2207
00:54:50,300 --> 00:54:50,620
you're a

2208
00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:50,800
fucking

2209
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:51,600
beautiful man

2210
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,200
you're a

2211
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:53,880
fucking great

2212
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:54,540
and I mean

2213
00:54:54,540 --> 00:54:54,820
that

2214
00:54:54,820 --> 00:54:55,680
not in a

2215
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:55,980
fucking

2216
00:54:55,980 --> 00:54:56,980
gay way

2217
00:54:56,980 --> 00:54:57,720
but in

2218
00:54:57,720 --> 00:54:58,140
fucking

2219
00:54:58,140 --> 00:54:58,940
you're like

2220
00:54:58,940 --> 00:54:59,300
a brother

2221
00:54:59,300 --> 00:54:59,620
man

2222
00:54:59,620 --> 00:55:01,580
and that

2223
00:55:01,580 --> 00:55:02,320
you're worth

2224
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:02,740
your weight

2225
00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:03,260
in gold

2226
00:55:03,260 --> 00:55:04,400
not literally

2227
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:04,740
though

2228
00:55:04,740 --> 00:55:05,620
because your

2229
00:55:05,620 --> 00:55:06,180
bone

2230
00:55:06,180 --> 00:55:06,860
your skeletal

2231
00:55:06,860 --> 00:55:07,440
frame is

2232
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,100
made of gold

2233
00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:11,200
so uh

2234
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:14,540
got back in the

2235
00:55:14,540 --> 00:55:15,080
helicopter

2236
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:15,660
the sand

2237
00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:16,160
the sand

2238
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:16,920
pelicopter

2239
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:17,640
and fucking

2240
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:18,260
drove Ed

2241
00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:18,900
back to the

2242
00:55:18,900 --> 00:55:19,360
gaff

2243
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:20,100
back to

2244
00:55:20,100 --> 00:55:20,860
Serena's

2245
00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:23,540
everything was

2246
00:55:23,540 --> 00:55:24,560
nice and serene

2247
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:25,380
when we got

2248
00:55:25,380 --> 00:55:25,720
there

2249
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,680
there was a

2250
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:27,280
fucking chill

2251
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,220
out cafe del

2252
00:55:28,220 --> 00:55:28,840
mar set

2253
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:29,480
on the

2254
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:29,840
fucking

2255
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:30,580
decks

2256
00:55:30,580 --> 00:55:31,140
Nick

2257
00:55:31,140 --> 00:55:31,740
Kyrgios

2258
00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:32,880
was on the

2259
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:33,120
fucking

2260
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:33,600
Zans

2261
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,440
and he

2262
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,120
was underarm

2263
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:35,660
serving

2264
00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:37,000
Nick Kyrgios

2265
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:37,980
was underarm

2266
00:55:37,980 --> 00:55:38,600
serving

2267
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,680
tennis balls

2268
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:41,720
which were

2269
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:42,540
crammed full of

2270
00:55:42,540 --> 00:55:43,360
grey goose

2271
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:44,580
from O'Brien's

2272
00:55:44,580 --> 00:55:44,960
wines

2273
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:45,960
lead lined

2274
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,360
and the

2275
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:47,980
the balls

2276
00:55:47,980 --> 00:55:48,960
would be

2277
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:49,980
served underarm

2278
00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:50,880
and they'd

2279
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:51,880
smash off of

2280
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:52,620
fucking Novak

2281
00:55:52,620 --> 00:55:53,340
Djokovic's

2282
00:55:53,340 --> 00:55:53,900
head

2283
00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:55,460
smash open

2284
00:55:55,460 --> 00:55:56,360
and then

2285
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:56,980
we'd all just

2286
00:55:56,980 --> 00:55:57,780
like drink from

2287
00:55:57,780 --> 00:55:58,240
the fucking

2288
00:55:58,240 --> 00:55:59,100
fountain of

2289
00:55:59,100 --> 00:56:00,120
life

2290
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,660
and uh

2291
00:56:02,660 --> 00:56:03,920
what can

2292
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:04,600
it was just

2293
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:05,500
the best weekend

2294
00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:06,440
of my entire

2295
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:06,920
life

2296
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,940
and then

2297
00:56:08,940 --> 00:56:09,500
three-way

2298
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:10,220
myself

2299
00:56:10,220 --> 00:56:11,740
the Jordanian

2300
00:56:11,740 --> 00:56:12,760
fucking dreamer

2301
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,180
the Jordanian

2302
00:56:14,180 --> 00:56:15,060
cream pipe

2303
00:56:15,060 --> 00:56:16,640
honking on

2304
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:17,100
his fucking

2305
00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:18,020
toot machine

2306
00:56:18,020 --> 00:56:19,200
me

2307
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,080
playing that

2308
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:21,640
bass all

2309
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:21,980
night

2310
00:56:21,980 --> 00:56:23,060
no use

2311
00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:23,380
for that

2312
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:23,800
fucking

2313
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,040
white ponytail

2314
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,120
and uh

2315
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,700
then JBP

2316
00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:32,640
JBP

2317
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:33,260
then did a

2318
00:56:33,260 --> 00:56:33,620
fucking

2319
00:56:33,620 --> 00:56:34,920
blistering

2320
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:35,760
scorching

2321
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:36,420
rendition

2322
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:37,760
of his

2323
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:38,780
seminal

2324
00:56:38,780 --> 00:56:39,120
hit

2325
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,740
clean your

2326
00:56:40,740 --> 00:56:41,420
blues

2327
00:56:41,420 --> 00:56:43,900
and we all

2328
00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:44,420
just fucking

2329
00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:45,000
cried and

2330
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:45,340
hugged it

2331
00:56:45,340 --> 00:56:45,620
out

2332
00:56:45,620 --> 00:56:48,900
it's beautiful

2333
00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:49,500
stuff

2334
00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:51,780
oh

2335
00:56:51,780 --> 00:56:52,240
it's almost

2336
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:52,940
six o'clock

2337
00:56:52,940 --> 00:56:53,760
time to get

2338
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,300
down to your

2339
00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:55,080
local Mercedes

2340
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:56,240
Aaron thanks so

2341
00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:56,720
much Aaron

2342
00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:57,920
this this is for

2343
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:58,380
you man

2344
00:56:58,380 --> 00:56:59,460
this is gonna be a

2345
00:56:59,460 --> 00:57:00,260
silver trove for

2346
00:57:00,260 --> 00:57:00,500
you

2347
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:01,000
why

2348
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:01,840
because I'm

2349
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,640
restarting it to

2350
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:03,280
fucking do that

2351
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:03,540
man

2352
00:57:03,540 --> 00:57:10,740
It's almost 6 o'clock guys

2353
00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:12,380
Get down to fucking Mercedes

2354
00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:18,700
Bruno

2355
00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:21,200
You know

2356
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:24,100
That I'm a happy bunny

2357
00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:25,700
When Bruno's in town

2358
00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:28,440
Thank you so much

2359
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:29,560
I hope to see you at the

2360
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:30,640
fucking Hibernian

2361
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:37,380
It's called the Hibernian

2362
00:57:37,380 --> 00:57:43,580
Thanks very much

2363
00:57:43,580 --> 00:57:49,860
It's called the Hibernian

2364
00:57:49,860 --> 00:57:51,050
But there won't be many gales

2365
00:57:51,050 --> 00:57:51,360
there

2366
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,300
I'm not talking like

2367
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:54,440
Fucking half gales

2368
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,480
Gale force 0

2369
00:57:56,480 --> 00:58:05,860
Oh yeah

2370
00:58:05,860 --> 00:58:08,340
Into 6th

2371
00:58:08,340 --> 00:58:09,220
Should've just been in 5th

2372
00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,520
Hug the apex with the bridge

2373
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:12,160
stones

2374
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:16,850
Kiss the apex with your bridge

2375
00:58:16,850 --> 00:58:18,020
stones

2376
00:58:18,020 --> 00:58:19,780
Fire stones or Pirellis

2377
00:58:19,780 --> 00:58:22,580
If you're using Dunlops

2378
00:58:22,580 --> 00:58:24,740
Leave the track immediately

2379
00:58:24,740 --> 00:58:26,740
We don't want to know about you

2380
00:58:26,740 --> 00:58:28,740
And ask yourself a few fucking

2381
00:58:28,740 --> 00:58:29,820
hard questions

2382
00:58:29,820 --> 00:58:30,860
When you get back home

2383
00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:34,940
You don't deserve anything

2384
00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:39,080
Crystal swing coin

2385
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,480
Cannot believe it man

2386
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:41,900
That's gonna be the new one

2387
00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:53,700
The great thing is

2388
00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:56,580
After Ivan Yates' cookbook

2389
00:58:56,580 --> 00:58:57,180
Is launched

2390
00:58:57,180 --> 00:58:58,580
In conjunction with

2391
00:58:58,580 --> 00:58:59,400
Eddie Hobbs coin

2392
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,130
There's gonna be a bit of a

2393
00:59:02,130 --> 00:59:03,060
fucking

2394
00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:04,980
Break for an hour

2395
00:59:04,980 --> 00:59:05,970
While we get our senses

2396
00:59:05,970 --> 00:59:06,420
together

2397
00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:08,480
Then when midnight hits

2398
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:11,020
Eddie Hobbs

2399
00:59:11,020 --> 00:59:12,020
Is gonna transform

2400
00:59:12,020 --> 00:59:14,140
Into Hobgoblin

2401
00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:19,520
And we're all gonna be treated

2402
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:20,240
To a kind of

2403
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,300
Cirque du Soleil

2404
00:59:22,300 --> 00:59:23,780
Show

2405
00:59:23,780 --> 00:59:24,780
Which he's been

2406
00:59:24,780 --> 00:59:27,140
Rehearsing for the past 2 years

2407
00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:29,780
It's gonna be filmed

2408
00:59:29,780 --> 00:59:31,100
On 5

2409
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:32,100
Simultaneously

2410
00:59:32,100 --> 00:59:33,740
On 5 red cameras

2411
00:59:33,740 --> 00:59:35,080
Which I've

2412
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,460
I own 2 of them

2413
00:59:36,460 --> 00:59:39,440
I'm gonna rent the rest out

2414
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:40,940
And uh

2415
00:59:40,940 --> 00:59:42,140
I'm gonna fucking make sure

2416
00:59:42,140 --> 00:59:43,120
I'm well reimbursed

2417
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:43,940
By Hobbs coin

2418
00:59:43,940 --> 00:59:49,160
Hobgoblin's gonna come out

2419
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:50,180
On a trapeze

2420
00:59:50,180 --> 00:59:52,920
And do a few fucking

2421
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,560
Backflips

2422
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:59,460
Then

2423
00:59:59,460 --> 01:00:00,880
And only then

2424
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:02,020
Will Hobbs coin

2425
01:00:02,020 --> 01:00:03,380
Be legitimately launched

2426
01:00:03,380 --> 01:00:05,120
On the internet mainframe

2427
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,980
When he's on the trapeze

2428
01:00:07,980 --> 01:00:10,420
He's going to be throwing out

2429
01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:10,780
Fucking

2430
01:00:10,780 --> 01:00:11,880
Hob units

2431
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:12,960
Like they're sweets

2432
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:14,640
We're all gonna be

2433
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:14,880
Fucking

2434
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:15,860
Snatching them up

2435
01:00:15,860 --> 01:00:20,180
Oh my god

2436
01:00:20,180 --> 01:00:20,700
And

2437
01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:21,580
Then after that

2438
01:00:21,580 --> 01:00:22,560
Eddie Hobgoblin

2439
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,640
It's penciled in anyway

2440
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:25,200
In the fucking

2441
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,240
The rosters

2442
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:27,360
That he's gonna do

2443
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,280
A 15 minute

2444
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:29,120
Balloon show

2445
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,500
Balloon sculpturing

2446
01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:32,860
And a magic show

2447
01:00:32,860 --> 01:00:33,300
What about

2448
01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:42,700
Fucking hell

2449
01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:44,740
Look guys

2450
01:00:44,740 --> 01:00:46,500
I'm so overwhelmed

2451
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:48,400
By the advent

2452
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:49,640
Of the new crypto

2453
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:53,120
That I have actually lost

2454
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:54,420
All of my fucking sense

2455
01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:55,460
When it comes to the track

2456
01:00:55,460 --> 01:00:57,780
So

2457
01:00:57,780 --> 01:00:59,040
Unfortunately

2458
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,220
I think silver

2459
01:01:00,220 --> 01:01:01,420
Could be out of reach

2460
01:01:01,420 --> 01:01:03,220
But we will not

2461
01:01:03,220 --> 01:01:04,220
Ever give up

2462
01:01:04,220 --> 01:01:06,200
That's exactly what I said

2463
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:07,420
To mama swing yesterday

2464
01:01:07,420 --> 01:01:08,720
When she told me

2465
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:09,020
Fucking

2466
01:01:09,020 --> 01:01:09,780
Derek swing

2467
01:01:09,780 --> 01:01:10,400
Had been

2468
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,260
Arrested on suspicion

2469
01:01:12,260 --> 01:01:13,000
Of dealing

2470
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,400
Huckle books

2471
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,120
Teaching

2472
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:17,380
Teaching children

2473
01:01:17,380 --> 01:01:18,120
How to huckle book

2474
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:24,340
But he's got a good defense

2475
01:01:24,340 --> 01:01:26,120
I mean that's what my lawyer

2476
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:27,400
My solicitor said

2477
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,780
I was having

2478
01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:31,840
I caught up with my solicitor

2479
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:32,260
yesterday

2480
01:01:32,260 --> 01:01:33,770
Just to have a fucking coffee

2481
01:01:33,770 --> 01:01:34,200
in town

2482
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,220
And

2483
01:01:36,220 --> 01:01:40,080
He reckons that Derek swing

2484
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:41,360
Has this

2485
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:42,980
His case is watertight

2486
01:01:42,980 --> 01:01:43,420
Because

2487
01:01:43,420 --> 01:01:45,620
He never anticipated

2488
01:01:45,620 --> 01:01:47,460
That the huckle book

2489
01:01:47,460 --> 01:01:48,800
That he was putting out there

2490
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,280
Was going to be so strong

2491
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,660
And so powerful

2492
01:01:51,660 --> 01:01:52,840
And so addictive

2493
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:54,540
That uh

2494
01:01:54,540 --> 01:01:57,240
That everyone would take it

2495
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:58,220
Take it upon themselves

2496
01:01:58,220 --> 01:01:58,920
To start booking

2497
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:00,780
And uh

2498
01:02:00,780 --> 01:02:02,160
He also said

2499
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:03,880
If he is going to go

2500
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:04,480
And get sued

2501
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:06,420
He can then go and sue RTE

2502
01:02:06,420 --> 01:02:08,740
In a real

2503
01:02:08,740 --> 01:02:09,620
John Waters

2504
01:02:09,620 --> 01:02:10,380
Kind of fucking

2505
01:02:10,380 --> 01:02:11,980
360 degree move

2506
01:02:11,980 --> 01:02:15,380
Uh

2507
01:02:15,380 --> 01:02:16,480
On account that

2508
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,060
They broadcast the huckle book

2509
01:02:18,060 --> 01:02:22,560
And popularized it

2510
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:23,540
To the extent that

2511
01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:25,780
No teenager in the land

2512
01:02:25,780 --> 01:02:26,620
Could resist

2513
01:02:26,620 --> 01:02:30,880
So uh

2514
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:31,980
The future is bright

2515
01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:32,900
For crystal swing

2516
01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:33,720
In fact

2517
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:35,060
It could actually be

2518
01:02:35,060 --> 01:02:36,320
The rebirth

2519
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:37,020
Of the swing

2520
01:02:37,020 --> 01:02:41,040
The same way

2521
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:41,920
Miles Davis

2522
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:43,120
Launched that album

2523
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:44,180
Rebirth of the cool

2524
01:02:44,180 --> 01:02:45,340
I think

2525
01:02:45,340 --> 01:02:46,280
Mama swing

2526
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,300
Has been in talks

2527
01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:49,020
With uh

2528
01:02:49,020 --> 01:02:50,200
Blue note

2529
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,320
Over in New York

2530
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:52,320
To release

2531
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:53,460
A new free form

2532
01:02:53,460 --> 01:02:54,700
Jazz album

2533
01:02:54,700 --> 01:02:56,700
Called

2534
01:02:56,700 --> 01:02:58,520
Rebirth of the swing

2535
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:00,560
Uh

2536
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:02,280
With mama swing

2537
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:03,040
On keytar

2538
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:05,820
Derek on the huckle book

2539
01:03:05,820 --> 01:03:07,700
The daughter

2540
01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:07,720
The daughter

2541
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:10,460
Just there

2542
01:03:10,460 --> 01:03:12,420
And none other

2543
01:03:12,420 --> 01:03:13,980
Than Eddie Jordan

2544
01:03:13,980 --> 01:03:14,840
On sacks

2545
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:17,360
Me managing them

2546
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,880
And we might even

2547
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,060
Get Gwen Stefani in

2548
01:03:20,060 --> 01:03:21,320
Just to patch things over

2549
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:22,720
And get her to do

2550
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:23,680
A fucking cameo

2551
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:24,980
A featuring

2552
01:03:24,980 --> 01:03:25,660
So it'll be

2553
01:03:25,660 --> 01:03:26,360
Crystal swing

2554
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,240
F-E-A-T dot

2555
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:29,620
Gwen Stefani

2556
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:32,280
And uh

2557
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:33,420
I think that'll be us

2558
01:03:33,420 --> 01:03:34,680
At Longitude next year

2559
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,420
You won't get us

2560
01:03:36,420 --> 01:03:36,960
Pulling out

2561
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:38,100
Or fucking being arrested

2562
01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:39,160
For battering someone

2563
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:39,780
In Stockholm

2564
01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:41,280
What you will get

2565
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:42,680
Is two hours of

2566
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:43,980
Non-stop

2567
01:03:43,980 --> 01:03:44,600
Pop

2568
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:45,520
Hit

2569
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:46,480
Power pop

2570
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:47,560
If you like the new

2571
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:47,880
ABBA

2572
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:49,600
Or uh

2573
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,080
Alibaba

2574
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:52,960
Or uh

2575
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:57,380
Africa Bambata

2576
01:03:57,380 --> 01:04:01,900
Oh

2577
01:04:01,900 --> 01:04:04,900
Oh

2578
01:04:04,900 --> 01:04:06,060
Hold it together

2579
01:04:06,060 --> 01:04:06,660
Konzo

2580
01:04:06,660 --> 01:04:07,660
M50

2581
01:04:07,660 --> 01:04:09,460
Very nifty

2582
01:04:09,460 --> 01:04:10,960
And we're going

2583
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:11,780
For a comfy

2584
01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:13,080
Comfy bronze

2585
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,520
It's been a nice evening

2586
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:15,280
It's been a great

2587
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:15,860
Drive time

2588
01:04:15,860 --> 01:04:16,920
Thanks very much

2589
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:17,720
For sticking with us

2590
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:19,020
Maybe we'll get silver

2591
01:04:19,020 --> 01:04:19,880
Again another day

2592
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:20,980
Not sure yet

2593
01:04:20,980 --> 01:04:22,080
I have to get home

2594
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:23,740
It's been a trouble

2595
01:04:23,740 --> 01:04:24,300
Bit of trouble

2596
01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:25,620
With Arhar at school

2597
01:04:25,620 --> 01:04:27,920
Somebody drew

2598
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:28,440
A fucking

2599
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,560
Penis on the inside

2600
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:30,860
Of the

2601
01:04:30,860 --> 01:04:31,720
The boys toilets

2602
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:32,300
And uh

2603
01:04:32,300 --> 01:04:32,860
He was

2604
01:04:32,860 --> 01:04:35,400
Found with a fucking

2605
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:36,080
Permanent marker

2606
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:36,580
In his back

2607
01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:37,700
Fit that description

2608
01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:38,420
I don't know why

2609
01:04:38,420 --> 01:04:38,820
He did that

2610
01:04:38,820 --> 01:04:39,300
Or what that

2611
01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:40,580
What that actually means

2612
01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:41,900
Gonna have to have a

2613
01:04:41,900 --> 01:04:43,280
Chat with him about that

2614
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,060
And uh

2615
01:04:45,060 --> 01:04:46,160
Also myself

2616
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:46,960
And Mr. Tickles

2617
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:48,000
Are going out for a pint

2618
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,160
Down in Sorrento

2619
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:50,760
Finnegan's

2620
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:52,260
Just to kind of

2621
01:04:52,260 --> 01:04:53,600
Talk over what the story

2622
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:54,620
Is gonna be with the wedding

2623
01:04:54,620 --> 01:04:55,920
And uh

2624
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,840
I have to actually

2625
01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:58,520
Organize

2626
01:04:58,520 --> 01:04:59,540
Fucking Mr. Tickles

2627
01:04:59,540 --> 01:05:00,040
Stag

2628
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,120
I forgot about that

2629
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:01,780
Fuck

2630
01:05:01,780 --> 01:05:05,200
Yeah so

2631
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,340
Load on guys

2632
01:05:06,340 --> 01:05:07,060
Load on

2633
01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:07,620
Um

2634
01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:08,900
If you wanna pop into me

2635
01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:09,400
Later on

2636
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:10,500
We might fucking

2637
01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:11,360
Head down to the

2638
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:12,020
Zurich broker

2639
01:05:12,020 --> 01:05:13,760
After hours

2640
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:14,920
I got the key

2641
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:15,840
I'm a key holder

2642
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:17,260
And uh

2643
01:05:17,260 --> 01:05:18,560
Crack open a gooser

2644
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:21,640
If you wanna

2645
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:22,760
If you wanna start a pension

2646
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:23,700
It's all there for you

2647
01:05:23,700 --> 01:05:24,780
It's all there for you

2648
01:05:24,780 --> 01:05:25,640
It's on the table

2649
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,880
It's on the fucking table

2650
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:32,160
But I'm gonna fuck off

2651
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:32,780
And leave ya

2652
01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:36,140
And get another

2653
01:05:36,140 --> 01:05:37,380
Sandpal into me as well

2654
01:05:37,380 --> 01:05:39,680
It's almost six o'clock

2655
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:42,940
Thanks very much

2656
01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:44,220
Berlin Ocelot

2657
01:05:44,220 --> 01:05:45,120
Brian Morrissey

2658
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,740
Luke

2659
01:05:47,740 --> 01:05:51,800
Museum Ghost

2660
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:53,060
Shane Dawson

2661
01:05:53,060 --> 01:05:54,280
Levant

2662
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:59,860
It's almost six o'clock

2663
01:05:59,860 --> 01:06:01,240
Sean Scully

2664
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:06,320
Thank you very much

2665
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:07,080
Sean Scully

2666
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:09,460
The absolute Scullywag

2667
01:06:09,460 --> 01:06:10,500
Hey Connor

2668
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:12,620
Was chatting to Sexton today

2669
01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:14,400
Wondering if you have

2670
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,580
An invo to the gaff party

2671
01:06:16,580 --> 01:06:18,600
At Dermot Desmond's new pad

2672
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:21,260
And Shrewsbury Road

2673
01:06:21,260 --> 01:06:23,020
Was saying to Sexto

2674
01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:24,380
We should have a game of

2675
01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:25,920
Tag Ruggers in the back garden

2676
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,260
Maybe you can get

2677
01:06:27,260 --> 01:06:28,300
Another case of goose

2678
01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:29,420
I can

2679
01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:30,460
And thanks Sean

2680
01:06:30,460 --> 01:06:31,420
Thanks very much

2681
01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:32,100
For the uh

2682
01:06:32,100 --> 01:06:33,780
For let me know

2683
01:06:33,780 --> 01:06:34,560
If you're asking me

2684
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:35,220
For the invo

2685
01:06:35,220 --> 01:06:36,960
Fuck I thought you were

2686
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:38,120
Gonna fucking give me the invo

2687
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:42,680
Get on to Sext

2688
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:44,800
Send him an old

2689
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:45,620
Sex message

2690
01:06:45,620 --> 01:06:48,860
Tell him I'm up for it

2691
01:06:48,860 --> 01:06:49,540
I have to meet

2692
01:06:49,540 --> 01:06:50,580
Tickles the chimp

2693
01:06:50,580 --> 01:06:51,280
And Finnegan's

2694
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:51,920
In about fucking

2695
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:52,560
Half an hour

2696
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:55,420
That should only be

2697
01:06:55,420 --> 01:06:56,040
About an hour

2698
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:56,880
We'll just have a little

2699
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:58,080
Powwow with the chimp

2700
01:06:58,080 --> 01:06:59,340
Organise my

2701
01:06:59,340 --> 01:07:01,280
His and my wife's wedding

2702
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,640
And then we'll just

2703
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:02,960
Fucking

2704
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:04,000
Uh

2705
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:04,620
I might

2706
01:07:04,620 --> 01:07:05,980
I might drive

2707
01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:06,600
Do you know what

2708
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:07,480
I'll fucking drive in

2709
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:08,820
And see Sexto

2710
01:07:08,820 --> 01:07:12,780
See how we're getting on

2711
01:07:12,780 --> 01:07:13,040
You know

2712
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:15,940
It's almost six o'clock

2713
01:07:15,940 --> 01:07:17,710
And then I'll get back to you

2714
01:07:17,710 --> 01:07:18,020
Sean

2715
01:07:18,020 --> 01:07:19,880
Shenmue 3 pre-order

2716
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:22,360
100 euro

2717
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:23,580
It's almost six o'clock

2718
01:07:23,580 --> 01:07:24,800
For the legendary edition

2719
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,100
Do you know what

2720
01:07:26,100 --> 01:07:27,620
I don't think I will

2721
01:07:27,620 --> 01:07:29,620
Francis Higgins though

2722
01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:30,740
Is another fish

2723
01:07:30,740 --> 01:07:31,800
In another

2724
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,120
Completely different ocean

2725
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,120
So he might

2726
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:35,640
But I don't think he's ever

2727
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:36,680
Spent anything more than

2728
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:36,980
Fucking

2729
01:07:36,980 --> 01:07:39,200
60 euro on a game

2730
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:39,540
Before

2731
01:07:39,540 --> 01:07:41,180
Steve Jennings

2732
01:07:41,180 --> 01:07:42,580
How are you getting on bud

2733
01:07:42,580 --> 01:07:44,980
It's good to see you man

2734
01:07:44,980 --> 01:07:46,140
Long time no see

2735
01:07:46,140 --> 01:07:46,940
Jeep Stannings

2736
01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:50,280
Thanks very much

2737
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:51,280
I hope you're well

2738
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:52,560
Konzo

2739
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:53,200
You mad lad

2740
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:53,560
Come here

2741
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:54,080
Is your mate

2742
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:55,060
Bringing the grey goose

2743
01:07:55,060 --> 01:07:55,880
Pop up yoke

2744
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:56,840
To EP this year

2745
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,440
We've heard

2746
01:07:58,440 --> 01:07:59,180
Rumblings

2747
01:07:59,180 --> 01:08:00,800
But I'm not sure yet

2748
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,560
And to be honest

2749
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:03,640
I think we're just

2750
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:04,560
Going to be on the gack

2751
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:06,380
I think that's going to be

2752
01:08:06,380 --> 01:08:07,200
A weekend off

2753
01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:11,460
We like to bring the gooser

2754
01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:12,960
What's good for the goose

2755
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:13,700
Is good for the gander

2756
01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:14,260
Do you know what I mean

2757
01:08:14,260 --> 01:08:15,460
We like to bring the gooser

2758
01:08:15,460 --> 01:08:16,180
Around Europe

2759
01:08:16,180 --> 01:08:17,120
Or the world

2760
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:18,280
But when

2761
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:19,840
When stuff comes home

2762
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:21,600
It's time to just chillax the cacks

2763
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:22,960
I'm thinking about

2764
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:23,860
Just having a nice

2765
01:08:23,860 --> 01:08:24,200
Fucking

2766
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:25,200
Cozy one

2767
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:27,840
Renting out a massive camper

2768
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:29,160
And heading down there

2769
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:30,200
With Zonad

2770
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:31,340
Mr. Tickles

2771
01:08:31,340 --> 01:08:33,500
Maybe even Arhar

2772
01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:34,220
Bring him along

2773
01:08:34,220 --> 01:08:36,240
He's coming of age

2774
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:38,460
Although I don't think

2775
01:08:38,460 --> 01:08:39,180
He'd be allowed in

2776
01:08:39,180 --> 01:08:42,020
Too young maybe

2777
01:08:42,020 --> 01:08:44,120
Maybe in a couple years time

2778
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,620
I have to have the chat with

2779
01:08:46,620 --> 01:08:46,720
him

2780
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:47,580
About the fucking penis

2781
01:08:47,580 --> 01:08:48,160
On the wall

2782
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:48,780
First

2783
01:08:48,780 --> 01:08:49,680
Now

2784
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:50,400
Come here is your mate

2785
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:51,360
Bringing the grey goose to EP

2786
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:51,940
No I don't know

2787
01:08:51,940 --> 01:08:53,160
And does he call it

2788
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:53,940
The gooser cruiser

2789
01:08:53,940 --> 01:08:54,560
He doesn't

2790
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:55,920
He just calls it the gooser

2791
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,580
That's Zonad's fucking baby

2792
01:08:57,580 --> 01:09:00,160
But it's a great little yoke

2793
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,060
It unfolds like a transformer

2794
01:09:02,060 --> 01:09:02,980
Like Voltron

2795
01:09:02,980 --> 01:09:04,060
Into a goose

2796
01:09:04,060 --> 01:09:05,320
Boulangerie

2797
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:06,000
Come fucking

2798
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,420
DJ set groove room

2799
01:09:07,420 --> 01:09:08,540
And

2800
01:09:08,540 --> 01:09:10,620
I don't know if we have the

2801
01:09:10,620 --> 01:09:11,000
fucking

2802
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,490
Footage of me playing in the

2803
01:09:13,490 --> 01:09:14,200
goose lounge

2804
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:16,900
We might have

2805
01:09:16,900 --> 01:09:17,480
Just one moment

2806
01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:18,460
Let me see if we have it

2807
01:09:18,460 --> 01:09:20,720
Playing my Ivan Yatescape

2808
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:29,790
Let me see if we have it on the

2809
01:09:29,790 --> 01:09:32,180
ground

2810
01:09:32,180 --> 01:09:32,880
Let me see if we have it on the

2811
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:33,140
ground

2812
01:09:33,140 --> 01:09:33,930
Let me see if we have it on the

2813
01:09:33,930 --> 01:09:34,180
ground

2814
01:09:34,180 --> 01:09:34,870
Let me see if we have it on the

2815
01:09:34,870 --> 01:09:35,100
ground

2816
01:09:35,100 --> 01:09:35,920
Let me see if we have it on the

2817
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:36,180
ground

2818
01:09:36,180 --> 01:09:36,870
Let me see if we have it on the

2819
01:09:36,870 --> 01:09:37,100
ground

2820
01:09:37,100 --> 01:09:37,940
Let me see if we have it on the

2821
01:09:37,940 --> 01:09:38,220
ground

2822
01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:38,720
Let me see if we have it on the

2823
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:38,940
ground

2824
01:09:38,940 --> 01:09:39,210
Let me see if we have it on the

2825
01:09:39,210 --> 01:09:39,340
ground

2826
01:09:39,340 --> 01:09:39,940
Let me see if we have it on the

2827
01:09:39,940 --> 01:09:40,160
ground

2828
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:40,850
Let me see if we have it on the

2829
01:09:40,850 --> 01:09:41,060
ground

2830
01:09:41,060 --> 01:09:41,850
Let me see if we have it on the

2831
01:09:41,850 --> 01:09:42,100
ground

2832
01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:42,830
Let me see if we have it on the

2833
01:09:42,830 --> 01:09:43,100
ground

2834
01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:43,830
Let me see if we have it on the

2835
01:09:43,830 --> 01:09:44,100
ground

2836
01:09:44,100 --> 01:09:44,820
Let me see if we have it on the

2837
01:09:44,820 --> 01:09:45,100
ground

2838
01:09:45,100 --> 01:09:45,830
Let me see if we have it on the

2839
01:09:45,830 --> 01:09:46,100
ground

2840
01:09:46,100 --> 01:09:46,460
Let me see if we have it on the

2841
01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:46,600
ground

2842
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:46,960
Let me see if we have it on the

2843
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:47,100
ground

2844
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:56,500
It's almost 6 o'clock

2845
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:58,140
Yeah we're hoping to play a bit

2846
01:09:58,140 --> 01:09:58,580
of that

2847
01:09:58,580 --> 01:10:00,120
Even though Yates has said

2848
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:01,240
He's going to be doing his own

2849
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:02,080
fucking Yatescape

2850
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:03,660
After he launches his cookbook

2851
01:10:03,660 --> 01:10:04,860
Yate on a plate

2852
01:10:04,860 --> 01:10:06,320
And uh

2853
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:07,680
I don't know

2854
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:08,540
It's just going to be a big

2855
01:10:08,540 --> 01:10:08,760
week

2856
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:09,780
For Hobbscoin as well

2857
01:10:09,780 --> 01:10:10,020
So

2858
01:10:10,020 --> 01:10:11,640
We'll see

2859
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:11,980
We'll see

2860
01:10:11,980 --> 01:10:12,380
We'll see

2861
01:10:12,380 --> 01:10:13,600
All I've got to say though

2862
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:14,320
Is sayonara

2863
01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:15,420
Goodnight

2864
01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:15,920
God bless

2865
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:16,720
Thanks so much

2866
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:17,620
Uh

2867
01:10:17,620 --> 01:10:18,660
It's been drive time

2868
01:10:18,660 --> 01:10:20,180
You've been amazing

2869
01:10:20,180 --> 01:10:21,160
I've been Conor Williams

2870
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:22,820
And uh

2871
01:10:22,820 --> 01:10:24,820
It's almost 7 o'clock

2872
01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:26,200
Never too early

2873
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:27,660
To get down to your local Zurich

2874
01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:29,140
Broker

2875
01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:30,530
And start thinking about your

2876
01:10:30,530 --> 01:10:30,880
future

2877
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:32,040
Because you should

2878
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:32,500
John

2879
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:33,720
Because you should

2880
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:35,520
See you later

2881
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:35,900
Goodnight

2882
01:10:35,900 --> 01:10:36,440
God bless

2883
01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:39,200
See ya

2884
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:41,520
Welcome back everybody

2885
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:42,940
To the highlights of Wimbledon

2886
01:10:42,940 --> 01:10:43,720
Here with me

2887
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:44,540
Conor Williams

2888
01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:46,240
On Network 2

2889
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,110
We have Nick Kyrgios serving

2890
01:10:48,110 --> 01:10:48,360
here

2891
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:49,400
Against Rafa Nadal

2892
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:50,200
The Matador

2893
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:51,860
What can he do here?

2894
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:52,800
Lob

2895
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,720
Cheeky backsplash

2896
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:56,660
Nadal pulls the trigger

2897
01:10:56,660 --> 01:10:57,560
Execution

2898
01:10:57,560 --> 01:10:58,500
Bullet to the brain

2899
01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:00,100
On Network 2

2900
01:11:00,100 --> 01:11:00,880
Nadal lead

2901
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,020
Curious to serve

2902
01:11:03,020 --> 01:11:03,960
Ohhhh

2903
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,360
Cheeky's peak

2904
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:06,980
He's not breaking the rules

2905
01:11:06,980 --> 01:11:08,440
I know he's not breaking the

2906
01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:08,800
rules

2907
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:09,880
But come on

2908
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:10,640
Look at that

2909
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:12,400
Neck of him

2910
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:14,180
Nadal leads 5 games to 3

2911
01:11:14,180 --> 01:11:15,160
Set point here

2912
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:16,920
To Nadal the Spaniard

2913
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:19,260
Pure Spanish cured meat

2914
01:11:19,260 --> 01:11:20,980
It's been hanging up in a

2915
01:11:20,980 --> 01:11:21,360
window

2916
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,360
For a few days

2917
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:23,180
It's warm

2918
01:11:23,180 --> 01:11:23,840
It's hot

2919
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:25,960
But the curification process

2920
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:27,160
Ensures that that meat

2921
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:28,380
Will stay edible

2922
01:11:28,380 --> 01:11:29,600
For at least

2923
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:30,800
3 months

2924
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:32,740
Nadal leads

2925
01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:34,040
One set to love

2926
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:35,920
6-3 the first set

2927
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:37,660
Against Nick Kyrgios

2928
01:11:37,660 --> 01:11:39,860
What can Kyrgios do here?

2929
01:11:40,380 --> 01:11:41,740
Slapping it back to him

2930
01:11:41,740 --> 01:11:42,820
Like a back slapper

2931
01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:45,220
No offense to any back slappers

2932
01:11:45,220 --> 01:11:45,800
Out there

2933
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:48,060
Tennis is an all inclusive game

2934
01:11:48,060 --> 01:11:48,920
Whether you're gay bi

2935
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:49,980
Or Kyrgios

2936
01:11:49,980 --> 01:11:52,420
Straight down the line

2937
01:11:52,420 --> 01:11:54,060
Stitch in time

2938
01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:54,980
Saves 9

2939
01:11:54,980 --> 01:11:56,300
On Network 2

2940
01:11:56,300 --> 01:11:58,320
Rally, rally, rally

2941
01:11:58,320 --> 01:11:59,360
All day long

2942
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:01,260
Rally, rally, rally

2943
01:12:01,260 --> 01:12:03,380
Sing your rally song

2944
01:12:03,380 --> 01:12:04,820
Walter Rally

2945
01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:05,260
Oh!

2946
01:12:06,020 --> 01:12:07,240
What the fuck?

2947
01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:09,320
Go away from me

2948
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:10,140
Stay away

2949
01:12:10,140 --> 01:12:11,480
We called the guards

2950
01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:13,700
Set point to Kyrgios here

2951
01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:14,960
It's too strong

2952
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:16,980
Nadal strikes out

2953
01:12:16,980 --> 01:12:19,480
And it's one set apiece here

2954
01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:21,460
As Kyrgios takes the second set

2955
01:12:21,460 --> 01:12:22,700
Six games to three

2956
01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:24,500
On Network 2

2957
01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:26,620
We're into the third set now

2958
01:12:26,620 --> 01:12:28,860
It's a two horse rally chase

2959
01:12:28,860 --> 01:12:30,920
Between the Iberian cured meat

2960
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:32,860
And Greek yogurt

2961
01:12:32,860 --> 01:12:34,640
What can they pull out the bag

2962
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:35,200
here?

2963
01:12:35,900 --> 01:12:37,640
Absolute class of wonderment

2964
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:38,360
That's what

2965
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:40,020
Shove it up your hole

2966
01:12:40,020 --> 01:12:41,840
On Network 2

2967
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:44,080
Set point now to the Spaniard

2968
01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:45,360
What can Nadal do here?

2969
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,860
He's got strong shots

2970
01:12:47,860 --> 01:12:49,980
Kyrgios has one return in him

2971
01:12:49,980 --> 01:12:51,550
But that's a winner winner

2972
01:12:51,550 --> 01:12:52,320
chicken dinner

2973
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:53,520
For Nadal

2974
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:55,430
He's gonna dine and feast

2975
01:12:55,430 --> 01:12:56,100
heavily

2976
01:12:56,100 --> 01:12:57,280
For the rest of the day

2977
01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:59,580
Or at least until the next set

2978
01:12:59,580 --> 01:13:01,460
Because he's just won this one

2979
01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:02,400
Seven six

2980
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:04,450
I'll tell you something about

2981
01:13:04,450 --> 01:13:04,900
Nadal

2982
01:13:04,900 --> 01:13:07,260
He's a fucking sweetheart

2983
01:13:07,260 --> 01:13:09,100
And we're into the fourth set

2984
01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:09,360
now

2985
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:11,420
Kyrgios is giving him a bit of

2986
01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:11,760
jip

2987
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:13,620
Poor jips him there

2988
01:13:13,620 --> 01:13:14,580
From Kyrgios

2989
01:13:14,580 --> 01:13:15,980
On Network 2

2990
01:13:15,980 --> 01:13:17,100
Kyrgios forehand

2991
01:13:17,100 --> 01:13:18,300
Nadal backhand

2992
01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:19,560
Kyrgios return

2993
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:21,160
Nadal cross court

2994
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:22,540
Strawberries

2995
01:13:22,540 --> 01:13:23,580
Cream

2996
01:13:23,580 --> 01:13:25,320
Posh people

2997
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:26,140
Brits

2998
01:13:26,140 --> 01:13:26,740
Out

2999
01:13:26,740 --> 01:13:27,520
No it's in

3000
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:28,480
Ho ho

3001
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:30,780
And he knows

3002
01:13:30,780 --> 01:13:32,460
Just how important that point

3003
01:13:32,460 --> 01:13:32,720
was

3004
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:34,660
Match point now Nadal

3005
01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:39,160
Hello?

3006
01:13:40,660 --> 01:13:41,820
Oh motherfucking Wimbledon

3007
01:13:41,820 --> 01:13:43,940
You're fucking ready for now

3008
01:13:43,940 --> 01:13:45,200
Bring me after

3009
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:48,940
Sorry guys

3010
01:13:48,940 --> 01:13:50,260
Sorry guys

3011
01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:53,860
Got a phone call there guys

3012
01:13:53,860 --> 01:13:56,080
Looks like Nadal's won it

3013
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:58,140
See you later

3014
01:13:58,140 --> 01:14:00,160
On Network 2

3015
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:01,400
- I feel.

3016
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:02,240
- I feel.

3017
01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:32,220
Thank you.