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Samantha Hager, Rage ZDG, Dilly Lee, Frankie Scones, Frank Scones, Milos Karon, Max Lawler, 4 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:25,100 Hardy Burke, Aiden Brogan, Dara Young, Beardsman MEP here, Ninja Gamer, glad to hear you survived the Ryanair Extreme Pain Fest, Frankus, Zaga Classic 95, 5 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:31,100 *music* 6 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:45,100 Just gonna, just gonna slip into this without much fanfare. *music* 7 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:47,100 *music* 8 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,100 *music* 9 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:51,100 *music* 10 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:53,100 *music* 11 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:55,100 *music* 12 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:57,100 *music* 13 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:59,100 *music* 14 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:01,100 *music* 15 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:03,100 *music* 16 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:05,100 *music* 17 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:07,100 *music* 18 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:09,100 *music* 19 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:09,100 *music* 20 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:11,100 *music* 21 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00:03:01,080 Don't worry, no animals were harmed in the making apart from the panther which had to be sacrificed 42 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:05,300 for the sole which you may think is rubber but you're wrong. 43 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:07,460 That's pure panther sack. 44 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:16,220 As I said yesterday, slipping your bare naked foot into this, it's like slipping your foot into a pile of puppies. 45 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,400 Andrex. 46 00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:22,140 But without the pain that you would have obviously caused those guys. 47 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:24,480 I'd never do that myself. 48 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:31,120 Real lovely sheep skin and this kind of like mole skin. 49 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:34,220 It's not a body blow. 50 00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:38,140 It's definitely not a moley skag buzz. 51 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:45,320 I would like to say it's just an all-encompassing panther cloud of a slip. 52 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:54,760 And the purchase that you get on the fucking sand pedal greeno with this, once the panther sack meets the cool hard steel of the pedal, 53 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:57,900 you're in sheer driving heaven. 54 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:07,220 There's nothing much more you can say about it other than I'm going to take it to the track and let the driving do all the talking for me. 55 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:08,920 Also, Connor Williams. 56 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:20,220 These custom-made Connor Williams socks here really do everything just as a... 57 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:23,600 And make the drive that much more sweeter. 58 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:30,020 Big shout-out to Baz Yashamway who managed to sort me out with the custom-made Connor Williams socks. 59 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,080 Thanks so much, Baz. 60 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:35,300 Best of luck with all your future projects as well. 61 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,180 Yeah, Sky, it's looking great. 62 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,100 It's looking great. 63 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:41,540 If you want, Baz, look. 64 00:04:41,940 --> 00:04:50,200 If you want a DOP who's full to the gills of class gear and equipment and has an eye for the cinematic, 65 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:57,380 the fucking artistic, then no better man than me, Connor Williams. 66 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,460 Former senior sales executive in Mercedes Ireland. 67 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:03,100 Partner at KPMG by the age of 23. 68 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,460 Done a lot of work with the big insurance and investment banks too. 69 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:13,840 I have an established, tried-and-tested portfolio and a rich and developed professional history with these guys. 70 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,300 I've got a CV as long as your fucking arm. 71 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:21,300 You need a toilet roll spool to be able to go through all the companies that I've been and seen. 72 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:24,780 Yeah, you'd want to read the details of what I did there. 73 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,040 Right now, I'm just ball-busting for Zurich. 74 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,780 Doing a little bit of side hustling for the Gooser. 75 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:32,980 Great Goose. 76 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:39,820 And, you know, I also do commentary and sports for RTE, TV3. 77 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:43,140 You name it, I've been there, I've done it. 78 00:05:43,620 --> 00:05:46,100 So, Baz, get in touch, man. 79 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:48,100 Get in touch. 80 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:48,980 I won't let you down. 81 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:53,940 Just like Dan Scribbler doesn't let me down. 82 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,040 Thank you very much. 83 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,820 I appreciate that. 84 00:05:57,380 --> 00:05:58,380 Thanks so much, Dan. 85 00:05:58,460 --> 00:06:00,960 I hope you've been on to Zurich or even KPMG. 86 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:03,660 Let's have a little look here at what we've got. 87 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:05,920 The future of HR and tech. 88 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:07,880 Big, big changes coming up here. 89 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,340 Big changes. 90 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:10,740 You want to get your head screwed on 91 00:06:10,740 --> 00:06:12,980 and you want to start having a little look. 92 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,180 Cork, city on the rise. 93 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:17,520 Jay Purdue. 94 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,340 Thanks very much, Jay. 95 00:06:21,220 --> 00:06:21,940 Thanks very much. 96 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:22,880 Have you got a pension yet? 97 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:25,380 Get looking. 98 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:27,020 That's my advice. 99 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:27,460 Get looking. 100 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:28,580 You might not want to hear it, 101 00:06:28,980 --> 00:06:29,760 but I'm going to tell you. 102 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,080 I'm just going to give it to you straight. 103 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,320 That's the way I say things, you know? 104 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:33,620 No bit about the bush. 105 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:34,620 Pull no punches. 106 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:35,740 It's almost six o'clock. 107 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:36,820 Young brother. 108 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:38,160 Bohemian. 109 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:38,600 Sorry. 110 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:39,580 It's the name there. 111 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:42,680 Thanks very much. 112 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,360 My girlfriend's name is Mercedes. 113 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,700 I play her Mercedes all the time to annoy her. 114 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:48,760 Cheers, Viper. 115 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,420 No problem, young. 116 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:52,560 No problem at all. 117 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:58,760 There's the guys. 118 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,580 The team. 119 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,700 Squad goals. 120 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,560 The KPMG Cork. 121 00:07:05,140 --> 00:07:06,940 Cork Crisis Management Centre. 122 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,980 I'm doing a bit of crisis management on the side as well, 123 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:11,200 so if you ever have a fuck up, 124 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,780 or you need something swept up, 125 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:14,920 don't worry. 126 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:15,780 Get on to me, 127 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,140 and I'll fucking sort it out, man. 128 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:17,860 I've got an army. 129 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:22,240 I've got an army of fucking public relations locusts 130 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,900 that will swarm upon anyone 131 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:29,040 who dares besmirch the name of any of my clients. 132 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,600 It's almost six o'clock. 133 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:42,980 I'm going to double pedalino now. 134 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:44,980 Don't be offended. 135 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:46,900 Don't be offended. 136 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:51,620 as we tickle hard, 137 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:54,780 like Mr. Tickles did, 138 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:58,640 with my former wife. 139 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:02,760 As we go into the fucking switcheruger. 140 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:04,460 Freddy Krueger. 141 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:06,940 Fast and hard. 142 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,460 A bend for the ages. 143 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,060 Bend it like Beckham. 144 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,480 Crash into the side. 145 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,460 No penalisation for that. 146 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:14,820 Into the Hawkeye can we go. 147 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:16,200 Let's take over this. 148 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:18,440 An AMG Coochie Coo Coupe. 149 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:19,920 See you later. 150 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:20,980 Shake of the fist. 151 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:21,660 Alligator. 152 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:22,500 Bye bye. 153 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,100 No match for me. 154 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,680 No match for any man. 155 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:26,600 Or beast. 156 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,640 Behind the wheel of this AMG. 157 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,120 Custom limited edition. 158 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,020 Quiddlebacker ho. 159 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,700 For me, Connor Williams. 160 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:36,260 Great to see you again guys. 161 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,040 For this drive time. 162 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:38,380 News talk. 163 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,960 Ivan Yates presents. 164 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,180 News talk. 165 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,060 The movie. 166 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,500 Which we're going to be releasing soon enough. 167 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,080 It's in pre-production at the moment. 168 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:48,560 Script has been written. 169 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,480 It's first draft. 170 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,420 We're going to the Irish film board. 171 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:55,100 And we're looking for the big fat two millies. 172 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,160 Yates was after 1.5. 173 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:08,440 But I pushed him. 174 00:09:09,780 --> 00:09:12,020 I don't know what's going on with Yates. 175 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,680 He's just lost the edge since he went to news talk. 176 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:15,020 You know. 177 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:21,140 I think he has to cater to an audience who. 178 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,180 Are beneath him. 179 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:24,000 To be honest. 180 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:25,680 If I know Yates. 181 00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:26,700 And I do know him. 182 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,120 The disdain he does have. 183 00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:32,020 For his audience. 184 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:35,520 Is nothing. 185 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:37,220 If not vicious. 186 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:41,780 Oh. 187 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:42,560 Sorry about that. 188 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,380 His disdain he has for his audience. 189 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:46,220 Is nothing. 190 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:47,000 If not vicious. 191 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,420 And another fucking one. 192 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:51,880 And toxic. 193 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,500 As we go into the fucking Callan hard. 194 00:09:55,660 --> 00:09:56,420 Nice and fast. 195 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:57,920 Got a fucking. 196 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,180 Soccer mommy there. 197 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,060 See you later. 198 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:06,640 But yeah. 199 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,400 Whatever you say about Yates. 200 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:09,980 The man has come back from the dead. 201 00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:12,700 He's the cat with nine lives. 202 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,580 And then an extra one just thrown in. 203 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:19,500 Oh yeah. 204 00:10:20,940 --> 00:10:22,280 Very very nice today. 205 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:23,560 Very very nice. 206 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,000 That's not great. 207 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,000 Let's go. 208 00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:29,980 But the chance did arise. 209 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:35,300 At Ivan Yates' cookbook finalization there at the publishers. 210 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,960 We nailed it down. 211 00:10:38,060 --> 00:10:39,240 The title is there. 212 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,140 Yates on plates. 213 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:43,020 And. 214 00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:47,620 Recipes from the hard shoulder. 215 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,160 Is the subtitle. 216 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:50,840 Featuring. 217 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:52,840 A litany. 218 00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:57,340 Of real tasty situations. 219 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,980 From all around the world. 220 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:03,840 Very easy to cook ready meals. 221 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,120 With the latest organic ingredients. 222 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:10,220 To world dishes as well. 223 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,440 From Africa. 224 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,100 And. 225 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:16,600 South America. 226 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,020 A lot of Mediterranean. 227 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:20,780 stuff as well. 228 00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:22,220 But. 229 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,340 We were there just. 230 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:25,400 Hammering out the final details. 231 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,240 Of Ivan Yates' book. 232 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:28,360 When. 233 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,020 We let slip to the publisher. 234 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,080 That we have a movie. 235 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:33,420 On the. 236 00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:33,940 On the. 237 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:34,840 On the go. 238 00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:35,180 You know. 239 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:36,040 In the oven. 240 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:38,160 Ivan Yates. 241 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:38,660 The movie. 242 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:40,160 Sorry. 243 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,120 The hard shoulder. 244 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:41,560 The movie. 245 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:43,400 Which is going to be. 246 00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:43,980 A kind of. 247 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,080 Current affairs. 248 00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:47,860 Fucking hate wank. 249 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:48,420 Of a flick. 250 00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:54,280 Target audience. 251 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:54,860 Is. 252 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:55,600 Males. 253 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,840 The elusive. 254 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,540 And very lucrative. 255 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:04,300 28. 256 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,040 To 50. 257 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:05,480 Year old. 258 00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:05,920 Bracket. 259 00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:16,100 I think it's going to be a blast. 260 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,340 I really think it's going to be a blast. 261 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,280 But I mean. 262 00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:30,520 He's going to have a lucrative year. 263 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:33,540 Yates is really going to be raking it in this year. 264 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:35,140 And God bless him. 265 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:35,760 He deserves it. 266 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,160 He pulled it back. 267 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,140 And now he's got the hard shoulder. 268 00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:41,900 Corporate. 269 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:42,860 Many. 270 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,480 Like we don't even see the amount of corporate stuff he does. 271 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,120 He's an animal. 272 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:46,880 He's a machine. 273 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:52,680 He was doing the fucking digital excellency awards there the last week. 274 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:53,580 Giving out fucking. 275 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,620 Elaborate trophies. 276 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:57,540 To digital marketeers. 277 00:12:58,740 --> 00:12:59,880 The stratosphere. 278 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,100 And some of his off the cuff comments. 279 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,480 And comparing skills. 280 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,900 Were just sublime. 281 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,340 I don't know how he's not on TV. 282 00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:11,560 I. 283 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,980 I don't know how he's not doing the late late. 284 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,360 But he doesn't fucking need it. 285 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,140 Does not need it. 286 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,260 He wanted Liam Neeson to play him in the movie. 287 00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:25,920 In the hard shoulder of the movie. 288 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,440 But I advised against it. 289 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,600 After Liam's. 290 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:32,620 Cosh comments. 291 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:32,960 You know. 292 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:34,980 It's just. 293 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:36,140 I know that Yates. 294 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:37,660 He was saying. 295 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:37,880 You know. 296 00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,560 They were taking it out of context. 297 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,000 And it was actually. 298 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:42,400 I said. 299 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:42,720 Yates. 300 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,640 I heard the context. 301 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,340 And it was still a bit fucking dodge man. 302 00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:45,920 Do you know what I mean. 303 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:46,900 And. 304 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:48,980 He said. 305 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:49,480 Yeah. 306 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,880 But he was being brutally honest. 307 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:51,460 And I said. 308 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:51,640 Yeah. 309 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:52,500 There's honesty as well. 310 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:52,920 But you know. 311 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,100 You gotta understand. 312 00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:55,640 What the fuck am I doing. 313 00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:58,460 There's a lot of people out there. 314 00:13:59,560 --> 00:13:59,720 Who. 315 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:01,140 Don't want to know. 316 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,300 About context. 317 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,040 And they're so touchy. 318 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,540 That certain words. 319 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,080 Said in a specific. 320 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:11,840 Way. 321 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:13,920 Will alarm. 322 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:15,740 And. 323 00:14:16,260 --> 00:14:16,780 Inflame. 324 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:18,700 Situations. 325 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,560 So we're still just. 326 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,940 Deadlocked on that. 327 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:23,480 At the moment. 328 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:25,700 What I can say is. 329 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,260 That Samantha Mumba. 330 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,620 Is attached. 331 00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:33,140 Jack Rayner. 332 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:35,820 Gonna be having dinner. 333 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:36,480 Later on. 334 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,340 With his agent. 335 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:41,840 He's gonna be. 336 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,760 Doing the new Transformers reboot. 337 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:44,640 Of the reboot. 338 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,220 But I mean. 339 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,220 I don't know. 340 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:48,480 I think. 341 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,120 I think the Yates is gonna be something. 342 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:50,980 It's gonna be like. 343 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,200 What Richard did. 344 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,440 It's gonna have that depth. 345 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,760 And I want it to have the magical realism. 346 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:01,540 Of. 347 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:04,860 That. 348 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,420 What's that fucking stupid film. 349 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,020 Ah. 350 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,300 Life of Pi. 351 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,420 And there's another one as well. 352 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:16,260 What is it? 353 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,480 It's the Spanish one. 354 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:18,880 Fucking. 355 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:19,720 With that stupid. 356 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,200 The guy with the hands. 357 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,240 Do you remember he had the hands like that? 358 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,540 Eyes on his hands. 359 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:28,020 Eyes. 360 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:29,460 Eyes on his hands. 361 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,700 In chat. 362 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:34,760 Eyes on his hands. 363 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:35,400 In chat. 364 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,840 Pan's labyrinth. 365 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:41,300 Miloš. 366 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,160 Miloš Karen. 367 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,160 In fact. 368 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,320 Miloš Karen. 369 00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:48,780 It's almost six o'clock. 370 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,120 He's gonna be involved. 371 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,380 He's gonna be involved. 372 00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:54,980 He's gonna be involved. 373 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:08,860 Fuck it. 374 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:11,940 Not great. 375 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,060 Not great. 376 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,000 Not great at all. 377 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:18,720 Not good. 378 00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:19,220 Not good. 379 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:19,720 Not good. 380 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:23,620 Too early. 381 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:24,280 Too early. 382 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:28,420 It's not great. 383 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,120 But thanks so much. 384 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,040 Everybody. 385 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,220 For being with us here. 386 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,400 On the Grey Goose. 387 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,380 The Grey Goose Express. 388 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,000 Starring Tom Hanks. 389 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,260 And none other. 390 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,120 Than Eddie. 391 00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:43,940 Jordan. 392 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,280 It's almost six o'clock. 393 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,960 Time to get down to your local. 394 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,520 And ask about test drive. 395 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,880 Johnny Ronan Capital. 396 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:52,700 LLC. 397 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,140 Thank you very much. 398 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:55,200 Thank you very much. 399 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,540 Johnny Ronan Capital says. 400 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:58,680 Tell those schmucks. 401 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,520 Coffee is for closers. 402 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:01,280 Connor. 403 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:02,900 The leads are good. 404 00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:04,580 The Glengarry leads. 405 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,480 Or the Mitch and Murray. 406 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:07,880 We don't know yet. 407 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:08,280 It's almost six o'clock. 408 00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:09,960 Time to get down to your local. 409 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,140 Mercedes dealer. 410 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,620 And ask about test driving. 411 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:13,580 The new Mercedes. 412 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:14,600 Mark. 413 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:15,100 Mark Dargan. 414 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:17,740 Dargan Mars. 415 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,200 Thanks so much. 416 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:20,020 Dargan Mars. 417 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,740 Shout out to the millionaires. 418 00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,840 We made it in the good times. 419 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,420 Indeed you did. 420 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,140 Dargan Mars. 421 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,120 It's almost six o'clock. 422 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:30,780 Indeed you did. 423 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,940 Time to get down to your local. 424 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,160 Mercedes dealer. 425 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,680 Thanks very much for the driving glove stash. 426 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,720 Well done as always. 427 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,020 You say. 428 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:38,800 Thanks very much. 429 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:41,660 Yeah. 430 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:43,260 It's been a hectic couple of days. 431 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:43,560 You know. 432 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,620 Last night I left the stream. 433 00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:46,340 I was pumped. 434 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,000 Went to meet Mr. Tickles. 435 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,340 For a few fucking goose. 436 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,160 Goosekies. 437 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:52,600 Down in Finnegan's. 438 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,300 In Sorrento. 439 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,340 And hammered out the terms and conditions. 440 00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:57,680 Of his and my wife's. 441 00:17:58,380 --> 00:17:59,360 Upcoming marriage. 442 00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:01,480 I gotta stop saying my wife. 443 00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:01,900 You know. 444 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:03,500 Yeah. 445 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,460 We're divorced now. 446 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,240 Going strong. 447 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,420 It's been a month now. 448 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:08,660 Going strong. 449 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,800 And she's gonna be marrying Mr. Tickles soon. 450 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:13,640 I'm gonna be doing photography. 451 00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,400 And I'm gonna be giving her away to the chimp as well. 452 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,840 So it's gonna be a real blast. 453 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,280 An absolute blast. 454 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,280 And yeah. 455 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,780 We had a couple of goosers. 456 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,020 And said. 457 00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:27,500 Yeah. 458 00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:29,660 Stag do is gonna be in Amsterdam. 459 00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:31,700 That was the way Tickle wanted it. 460 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:32,640 Tickletronics. 461 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,720 He said to me Connor. 462 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,940 I don't want any surprises. 463 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:39,340 And I'd actually initially planned for his justice. 464 00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:40,640 To go to fucking Westport. 465 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:41,700 Or somewhere in the country. 466 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:42,200 Like you know. 467 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:42,800 Down. 468 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,300 Kerry or something. 469 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:45,400 But no. 470 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:46,420 He wants to go hard. 471 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,060 So yeah. 472 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:49,320 We're booked in. 473 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,560 We're locked into that one now. 474 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,920 So now that's gonna go. 475 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,120 How that's gonna play out. 476 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:57,360 But. 477 00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:58,280 He was. 478 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,740 We came to a bit of a fucking. 479 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,540 Hump back bridge. 480 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:02,940 Because. 481 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,780 He really wanted. 482 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,500 A stripper. 483 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,200 He's made that clear. 484 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:10,220 And I said. 485 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:11,320 Do you know what? 486 00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:12,800 I don't feel comfortable about that. 487 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,680 When you marry. 488 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:15,620 When you marry her. 489 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:17,540 I want the man who. 490 00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:17,820 Or. 491 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,000 In your case. 492 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:19,500 The monkey. 493 00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:21,780 To be of good faith. 494 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,080 And a good solid man. 495 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:24,360 You know. 496 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:24,740 Like a. 497 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,240 You've got your values. 498 00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:26,880 And your morals. 499 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,400 And your heart. 500 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,080 In the right place. 501 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:30,520 I'm not gonna be arranging. 502 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:31,480 For that kind of stuff. 503 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:31,780 You know. 504 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,000 I'll sell you a pension. 505 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:36,880 Yeah. 506 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,060 I'll sell you a Zurich pension. 507 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,220 But I won't sell you a fucking. 508 00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:40,120 Zurich stripper. 509 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:40,960 You know. 510 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:42,840 Zurichtids.ie. 511 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,800 But that's just Mr. Tickles. 512 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,700 That's just the way he is. 513 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,120 He's had all his injections anyway. 514 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,580 Not that he needs any. 515 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:54,780 To be going to Amsterdam. 516 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:55,820 But he just needs some. 517 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,140 Because. 518 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,880 He's just a chimp. 519 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,220 Zurichchimp.ie. 520 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:01,880 Do you know. 521 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,180 It's almost six o'clock. 522 00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:04,880 Can you feel it? 523 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:10,960 It's almost six o'clock. 524 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,660 Got to six o'clock yesterday. 525 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:17,980 We had a blast. 526 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,640 Out to Finnegan's after that. 527 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,180 Then to Dermot Desmond's. 528 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,520 Where I was playing in another jazz band. 529 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,580 Not with Threeway. 530 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,140 Myself and the Jordanian dreamer. 531 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,380 Eddie Jordan Creamer. 532 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,540 We have our own. 533 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,600 Initially we did have our own three piece. 534 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,460 Based in Ireland. 535 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,280 But when we take to the road internationally. 536 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,980 We mix it up with Jordan B. Peterson as well. 537 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,960 Who you might have seen yesterday. 538 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:44,880 This was the. 539 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,840 This was the Wimbledon band that we have. 540 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:50,040 With JBP here. 541 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:52,540 He's a great guy. 542 00:20:53,780 --> 00:20:55,260 On Banjo Kazooie. 543 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,660 Myself on bass. 544 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:57,820 None other. 545 00:20:58,220 --> 00:21:00,080 Than the Creamy Screamer himself. 546 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,920 Eddie Jordanian. 547 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:04,420 On Saxmophon. 548 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:07,200 But it's almost six o'clock. 549 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:07,640 Let's not. 550 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,080 Let's not. 551 00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:09,160 Miss this. 552 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,020 Let's not miss this. 553 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,280 Get ready. 554 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,380 It's almost six o'clock. 555 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:14,940 Get ready. 556 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,800 San Pellegrino. 557 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,020 You're almost 38. 558 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:20,360 Allianz. 559 00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:21,660 Ivan Yates. 560 00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,520 You're almost 38. 561 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,020 Network 2. 562 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:26,540 Darkies. 563 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:27,660 Network 2. 564 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,320 Kill 90. 565 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,780 It's almost six o'clock. 566 00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:30,200 Yeah. 567 00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:31,240 Kill the good. 568 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,760 Have you got a pension yet? 569 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:33,700 Sandyford. 570 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:35,000 Have you got a fucking plan? 571 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,280 Watch your dog. 572 00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:38,000 You're on the booters town. 573 00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:38,980 Where are you working now? 574 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:39,780 Sea Point. 575 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:40,900 You have a job, John. 576 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:41,700 Black Rock. 577 00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:43,240 Where are you working now, John? 578 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,260 For C days. 579 00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:46,540 Please tell me you're working, John. 580 00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:46,640 One night. 581 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:46,940 One night. 582 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,200 Please tell me you're working. 583 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:49,500 More kids. 584 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:50,500 You're working now. 585 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:50,500 You're working now. 586 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,500 You're working now. 587 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,100 Second holiday hour. 588 00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,560 Just got six o'clock. 589 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:57,140 You talk. 590 00:21:57,260 --> 00:21:58,340 Body in the boot. 591 00:21:58,820 --> 00:21:59,980 Body in the boot. 592 00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:00,780 Today FM. 593 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:01,220 Mountain. 594 00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:03,460 Range Rover. 595 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:04,500 Mountain. 596 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,280 Mountain. 597 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:07,140 Mountain. 598 00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:08,300 Zurich. 599 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:08,940 Mountain. 600 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:09,820 Mountain. 601 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,360 Oh my God. 602 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:13,680 Unbelievable. 603 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:14,780 Bye. 604 00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:17,920 Welcome back, everybody, to the highlights of Wimbledon here. 605 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,100 Where do you meet Connor Williams on Network 2. 606 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,000 No relation to Serena Williams. 607 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,820 Serving now hard and fast against Risk, who returns. 608 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,760 Serena netballs it, though. 609 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,560 And a nice bit of risky business from Risk. 610 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,180 Who wins the game. 611 00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:36,560 Risk taking the game here to Serena. 612 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,960 The American dreamer. 613 00:22:38,460 --> 00:22:39,460 The custard creamer. 614 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,860 She's looking leaner. 615 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,020 And meaner. 616 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,940 Than the last time I seen her. 617 00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:45,420 Well done. 618 00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:48,260 She's definitely come back strong since having the baby. 619 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,740 The definitely maybe. 620 00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:51,560 The bambino. 621 00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:52,560 The baba. 622 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,580 The little kid. 623 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,260 The sprog. 624 00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:59,400 Bit of a chica's penis at the net there. 625 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:00,100 Risk gets back. 626 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,260 But Serena's on top. 627 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,080 Riding the point home hard on Network 2. 628 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:09,020 If you analyze Serena's gameplay here, she's really going for the body blow. 629 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,800 Taking it to Risk hard and fast. 630 00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:12,000 Moving toward the net. 631 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,080 The net play is circumstantial. 632 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,700 Ah, Serena, come on. 633 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:16,280 No way. 634 00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:19,240 Serena Williams here making the aims of the situation. 635 00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:20,800 Risk is taking the risk. 636 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,900 The risk is paid off. 637 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,200 It was a calculated risk. 638 00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:26,140 And that's the risk that she had to take to make sure that she won that set. 639 00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:28,600 Sorry about that, guys. 640 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,260 It was a point that she won and a game. 641 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:35,640 But not to say it's still 4-3 here at Wimbledock's. 642 00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:37,740 Don't want to dox anyone here. 643 00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:38,100 Don't want to dox anyone here. 644 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:40,780 But both women are so well known. 645 00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:43,140 I think they're undoxable at this stage. 646 00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:46,300 Unless you were going to play a bit of a cheeky, sneaky one. 647 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:50,940 Sneak into the dressing room while they're playing on the court. 648 00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:53,100 Could be done. 649 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:57,900 And rifle through their fucking kit bag and iPhones. 650 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:03,900 Although you'd need Serena's thumbprint to unlock it, I suppose. 651 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:13,400 In which case, you could probably sneak out onto the court side during a set break. 652 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:20,540 And I'd probably say to Serena, Serena Williams, you are my daughter's idol. 653 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:25,480 I'm just making a tennis picture using finger paints. 654 00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:32,160 And she'd absolutely love it if you'd use your thumb to paint a little bit on it. 655 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:41,100 And then in doing that, I'd have Serena Williams' thumbprint, which I'd take back then to a 3D printer. 656 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:47,440 And create a molded thumb using the index of her thumbprint on the tip. 657 00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:55,060 Provided the game was still going on and the dressing room was empty, I could go back in then. 658 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,540 Take out the 3D printed thumb of Serena Williams' finger. 659 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,120 Use it to unlock her iPhone. 660 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:09,020 And gain access to all the relevant information inside I would need in order to dox her. 661 00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:15,060 Oh, riskous business again with the drop shot too hot to handle, baby. 662 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:16,760 On Network 2. 663 00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:18,840 It's almost 6 o'clock. 664 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:25,660 Thanks very much there, Connor Williams, for that bit of commentary there, which we were at yesterday. 665 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,540 Yeah, Wimbledon. 666 00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:28,560 Yeah, Wimbledon. 667 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,720 I'm over and back and forth and over and back and forth. 668 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:35,280 You know, I'm actually wrecked, to be honest. 669 00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:38,900 But after the band, we played with three-way at Wimbledon. 670 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:50,260 And after the gig last night, driving around the track and the Mr. Tickles powwow and Finnegan's Sorrento, we decided to go to Dermot Desmond's. 671 00:25:50,760 --> 00:26:00,480 New Gaff to arrange some business deals along with Eddie Hobbs and Baz and Johnny Sexton. 672 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,940 These are the guys that I play with at Wimbledon. 673 00:26:03,340 --> 00:26:04,200 Clean Your Blues. 674 00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:14,280 The band that I was playing with last night was myself again on bass, as you can see there. 675 00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:19,040 The Double Boogoo. 676 00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:28,840 And again, Eddie Jordan, the Jordanian cream pipe, blasting away on his sax beast. 677 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:30,660 Sax on the beach. 678 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:36,920 And none other than Eddie Hobbs on shoes. 679 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,020 And he really plays those stilettos well. 680 00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:46,660 He actually had to go on the Rob to get the rest of those because he only had two pairs of fucking shoes to play. 681 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:54,460 So he headed down to Dawson Street into one of the fucking establishments there. 682 00:26:55,100 --> 00:27:00,220 And just went robbing women with his shoes while they were standing around. 683 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:10,600 But the sound scape that he would get out of those shoes, that Eddie Hobbs gets out of those shoes is just unbelievable. 684 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,840 And he can play everything. 685 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,180 He can play bossa nova. 686 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,520 He can really swing. 687 00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:20,760 He's not just a smooth, melodic kind of beast, is Eddie Hobbs. 688 00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:22,140 He can really fucking swing hard. 689 00:27:24,140 --> 00:27:27,320 Yeah, it was great. 690 00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:27,920 Great night. 691 00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:28,740 That's us anyway. 692 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:31,360 The other band is Three Way. 693 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,280 I don't want to get them confused because we're similar outfits. 694 00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:40,140 There's Three Way with our seminal hit piece, Clean Your Blues. 695 00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:42,700 And then last night at Dermot Desmond's gaff. 696 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,660 Bedhubs and Goose Sticks. 697 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,580 The Three Amigos. 698 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:50,680 And we play. 699 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,200 There was a Christmas tree in Dermot Desmond's gaff. 700 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,200 Don't ask me why. 701 00:27:57,060 --> 00:27:59,300 It's just the way that guy is. 702 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:12,760 He actually, he got that Christmas tree off of the guy, what's it, Dennis O'Brien, who has a childlike fascination with Christmas. 703 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:19,640 And for Dennis O'Brien, it is Christmas every day when you're in Dennis O'Brien's house. 704 00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:25,720 We were at his house there for a fucking sesh over in Malta a few weeks back. 705 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,760 And it was just Christmas Day. 706 00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:29,280 It was like walking into Lapland. 707 00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:32,880 And he was dressed as Santa Claus. 708 00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:34,700 It was really strange, actually. 709 00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:42,140 And there were a lot of kind of esoteric, kind of Masonic symbols around the house as well. 710 00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:46,360 As well as like picture frames of all the newspapers that he owns. 711 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,200 It really was brilliant. 712 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:51,640 It was amazing. 713 00:28:51,740 --> 00:28:54,060 Just the usual, just the usual stuff, you know. 714 00:28:55,180 --> 00:28:56,160 Nothing too hectic. 715 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,100 Yoshimitsu, thank you. 716 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,080 Thanks very much. 717 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,440 Appreciate it. 718 00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:10,480 Now, let's go. 719 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,040 Eddie Jordan cream pie. 720 00:29:24,620 --> 00:29:26,120 Thank you so much. 721 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,960 The Jordanian nightstick. 722 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:40,240 Yeah, the Maltese powwow we had out at Dennis O'Brien's mansion. 723 00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:47,520 It was off the Richter scale. 724 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,120 Thank you very much, Grugoski. 725 00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:59,340 Yeah, he picked us up in Venice. 726 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:02,400 Yeah, he picked us up on his super yacht. 727 00:30:05,140 --> 00:30:06,500 Hoth is LA. 728 00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:07,880 Sure is. 729 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:10,800 Thanks very much for your sea days. 730 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:17,700 Yeah, he picked us up on his super yacht and drove us out to Malta. 731 00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:20,900 Dressed as Santa Claus. 732 00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:27,220 And it was a real fantastic setup. 733 00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:31,460 One of the best parties I've ever attended. 734 00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:34,080 Thanks very much for that. 735 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,060 DG. 736 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:36,880 Any San Peli? 737 00:30:37,060 --> 00:30:37,420 Lots. 738 00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:38,400 Lots. 739 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,280 Too much to handle. 740 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:39,380 Oh. 741 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,780 Greg Carey, thank you very much. 742 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,740 And it's a, thank you very much. 743 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,440 A massive, massive boat. 744 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,500 Oh, fucking hell. 745 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,320 He didn't even have his hazards on. 746 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,720 This is the M50. 747 00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:08,500 This isn't a playground. 748 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:09,500 It's not Mondello. 749 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,400 It's almost six o'clock. 750 00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:16,540 Chib. 751 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,300 Thanks very much, Chib. 752 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,080 Harry Davis. 753 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,940 What's the latest with ZurichChimp.ie? 754 00:31:29,380 --> 00:31:30,780 I don't know about that. 755 00:31:30,860 --> 00:31:32,760 That's kind of fallen by the wayside. 756 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:39,820 See, I plan to launch ZurichChimp.ie with Mr. Tickles. 757 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:48,260 Before, that was before I caught my wife cheating on me with him. 758 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:53,420 And not really too keen on going into business with him now. 759 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,920 But I will be his best man at the wedding. 760 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,980 I will arrange the stag and everything like that, you know. 761 00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:07,460 But we're looking forward to it. 762 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,640 It's going to be a blast. 763 00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:17,300 Oh, this is a fucking bad one. 764 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,320 It really is a bad one. 765 00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:20,340 It's not great. 766 00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:21,360 It's not good. 767 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,040 Yeah, nice little gig. 768 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:35,000 It was nice to unwind, though, and play music with Bed Hobbs and Goose Sticks at Desmond's house. 769 00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:38,820 And Sexton came around as well. 770 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:40,780 And Baz. 771 00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:42,580 Baz of Shamway. 772 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:49,840 And we just got the boom blaster out. 773 00:32:50,540 --> 00:32:55,180 Stuck on Kendrick Lamar's seminal to pimp a butterfly. 774 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,840 And then we all took our tops off and played tag rugby. 775 00:33:01,740 --> 00:33:10,880 And later on, after a few gooses, we gave Leo Varadkar a ring just to let him know that we all were behind him. 776 00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:14,440 In support of his policies, that is. 777 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:26,880 And that we all believe that Fine Gael are the only party worth a fuck. 778 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:29,440 And you could tell he was really... 779 00:33:31,260 --> 00:33:32,800 He liked that. 780 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,040 Leo loved that. 781 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:41,960 Because he does go around from town to town shaking hands of the masses. 782 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,240 But he knows he's forced to do that. 783 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,920 He also knows quite a lot of those people. 784 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,260 Won't be so nice behind his back as they are to his face. 785 00:33:52,880 --> 00:34:00,740 But he knows that as long as he knows that the high-minded society boys are behind him in every shape and form. 786 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:02,940 Except for one form. 787 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:07,880 That he's gonna go forward and just do the business. 788 00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,240 He gets a lot of flack. 789 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,300 But I think he's fucking... 790 00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:17,800 The changes he's making... 791 00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,700 Are insane. 792 00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:20,760 Are insane. 793 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,120 Here we go. 794 00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:29,720 Here we go. 795 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:29,820 Here we go. 796 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:31,060 Soccer mom. 797 00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:33,220 No, no, no. 798 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:35,620 See you later. 799 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:36,980 Should have gone to Zurich. 800 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,540 I was a little bit disappointed with Baz of Shamway. 801 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:48,880 Last night. 802 00:34:50,940 --> 00:34:55,480 He was trying to muscle in on Ivan Yates' new cookbook adventure. 803 00:34:56,860 --> 00:34:57,860 Yates on plates. 804 00:35:01,780 --> 00:35:04,480 Wanted to do some kind of 50 ways to kill your mommy. 805 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,360 Dish. 806 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,340 But Yates. 807 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,880 The Yates'er was having none of it. 808 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,300 You know, I didn't even have to intervene. 809 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,480 I just watched sipping with my goose from the corner of the room like this. 810 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:18,780 Fucking neck of you. 811 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,700 And he backed off. 812 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:25,000 But Baz is hungry. 813 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:28,620 I don't know if you know Baz, but he's hungry. 814 00:35:29,540 --> 00:35:30,500 He's a hungry guy. 815 00:35:30,740 --> 00:35:32,940 And he won't stop until he's got what he wants. 816 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,960 In a lot of ways, I admire the tenacity. 817 00:35:37,820 --> 00:35:38,480 The determination. 818 00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:39,640 The grit. 819 00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:40,860 The power. 820 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,000 The foresight. 821 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:42,600 The hunger. 822 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,440 The desire. 823 00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:45,860 That Baz has to succeed in life. 824 00:35:47,540 --> 00:35:49,560 But I said to him last night, Baz. 825 00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:52,960 Bring out your own fucking cookbook, man. 826 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,020 It's almost six o'clock. 827 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,100 I said, what? 828 00:35:58,180 --> 00:35:59,240 What do you cook yourself? 829 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,500 He says, fish fingers, beans and chips. 830 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,160 I go, that's not going to work, man. 831 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:06,700 That's not going to work. 832 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,260 It's almost six o'clock. 833 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,260 He started getting a little... 834 00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:12,080 I think the goose had gone to his head. 835 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,060 He started fucking getting a bit... 836 00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:15,860 A bit nasty. 837 00:36:15,980 --> 00:36:17,320 A bit snipey, you know? 838 00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:19,460 I didn't like it. 839 00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:20,640 I didn't like it. 840 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,420 And Sexton didn't like it. 841 00:36:24,620 --> 00:36:25,840 That's why Sexton went home. 842 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:25,840 Oh. 843 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:52,780 It's almost six o'clock. 844 00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:56,060 Fucking hell, man. 845 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,160 Yeah, God bless Eddie Hobbs, though. 846 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,060 He went down to Dawson Street into one of those swankhousers. 847 00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:09,160 And charmed the shoes off about five different ladies. 848 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:10,860 And ran away with them. 849 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,180 Like the hobgoblin he is. 850 00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:17,460 But that guy has got balls of steel. 851 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,080 Releasing his own cryptocurrency, Hobcoin. 852 00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:26,480 Do you know? 853 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,280 It's like... 854 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,440 It's like probably watching Zuckerberg. 855 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,400 Back when he was in college, he knew what he had. 856 00:37:33,140 --> 00:37:36,100 And he was just playing games. 857 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,020 He didn't give a shit for no man or beast. 858 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,500 Unlike Zuckerberg, Eddie Hobbs is all over Hobcoin. 859 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,700 He's not going to have to split the winnings with anyone other than himself. 860 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:53,260 Jesus. 861 00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:53,500 Jesus. 862 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,040 Bit of a chock-a-da-loo-loo-loo-loo there. 863 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,400 As we go into the second stick shifter. 864 00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:09,580 Moving up again into third. 865 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:14,700 Manual transmission on this AMG is really taking its toll on my brain. 866 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:18,780 As we go fast and hard into the S-shaped bender lender. 867 00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:20,420 Money lender. 868 00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:26,000 The hard shifter. 869 00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:30,520 5-5-9 on the two-way. 870 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,660 A stitch in time saves nine. 871 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,660 Make sure you thread those eyes. 872 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,240 Otherwise, you might come down with a big surprise. 873 00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:47,140 If you go down to the woods today, make sure you've got your Zurich pension plan so that you can work and play. 874 00:38:47,140 --> 00:38:57,580 Oh, yeah. 875 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:01,640 Great stuff. 876 00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:02,780 Great stuff. 877 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,220 Onto the straight we go. 878 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,740 But, uh, yeah, Yates' movie. 879 00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:08,920 The hard shoulder of the movie. 880 00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:11,680 You're all invited to the premiere when it does happen. 881 00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:12,200 Eventually. 882 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,220 Everybody here. 883 00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:16,640 You're all invited to the premiere. 884 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:21,440 And, uh, it's gonna be an absolute blast. 885 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,480 After party then. 886 00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:26,300 It's almost six o'clock. 887 00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:29,200 Down on, uh, Harcourt Street. 888 00:39:32,060 --> 00:39:33,300 Everly Gardens. 889 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,580 And then back to the Airbnb. 890 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:39,940 Sorrento House. 891 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:43,440 For an evening of unlimited 892 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:47,080 and exceptional debaucherous behavior. 893 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:50,500 Away from eyes. 894 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,320 VIP. 895 00:39:55,620 --> 00:39:59,460 Thank you very much. 896 00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:04,980 Anti-social acid club. 897 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:05,820 Thank you very much. 898 00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:10,940 Thank you very much for that. 899 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,700 Sorry I didn't get to, uh, look at the chat there while I'm driving. 900 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:18,740 I'm driving. 901 00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:18,740 I'm driving. 902 00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:18,740 I'm driving. 903 00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:27,900 Eddie Jordan's ma. 904 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:28,420 Thank you. 905 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,460 This is the gaff anyway. 906 00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:48,320 The after party after Ivan Yates. 907 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,420 Thank you very much. 908 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,160 Marty GI. 909 00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:55,240 Thanks so much. 910 00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:59,800 For the 6 euro 66 fast and hard superannuation. 911 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,080 Mercedes. 912 00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:04,220 It's almost six o'clock. 913 00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:11,100 Big mama. 914 00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:11,620 Thank you. 915 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,060 This is the house that I'm renting out. 916 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,680 I'm renting this out at the moment, guys. 917 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,180 It's Sorrento Road. 918 00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:20,240 Docky Dublin. 919 00:41:20,940 --> 00:41:22,200 It's a snap. 920 00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:23,400 It's a steal. 921 00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:26,540 It's 7,000 euro a week. 922 00:41:28,380 --> 00:41:30,640 Here's some of the sights and sounds. 923 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:31,060 Jill B. 924 00:41:32,420 --> 00:41:33,100 Thank you very much. 925 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:33,360 Thank you very much. 926 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:33,360 Thank you very much. 927 00:41:33,420 --> 00:41:33,800 Slammy. 928 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:38,840 Some of the stuff you're going to get to do here will be beyond your wildest dreams. 929 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,180 No doubt. 930 00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:43,060 Many of you are fans of the hit TV show. 931 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,160 Love Island. 932 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,740 Well, this is like your very own Love Island in Ireland. 933 00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:52,060 Uh, yeah. 934 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:53,800 Down in, uh, Dorky. 935 00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:57,220 Minimalistic kitchen. 936 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,440 Thank you very much. 937 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,400 A lot of depth. 938 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,520 A lot of stuff going on. 939 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:03,900 Scruffy, thanks so much, man. 940 00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:06,220 But it's a minimalistic setup. 941 00:42:07,260 --> 00:42:10,000 Uh, we don't want, you don't want your mind cluttered. 942 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:18,360 After a hard day at the office, you want to come back and you just want to be in a serene, glacial environment. 943 00:42:19,420 --> 00:42:20,780 Bruno, thank you so much. 944 00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:24,980 Bruno says, I've got a wedding coming up. 945 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:26,420 I have to sort the music. 946 00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:31,360 Any chance of getting clean your blues to play at my mate Tygen Neve's Nuptials? 947 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,000 Don't worry. 948 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:34,880 They can make it worth your while. 949 00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:37,500 Yeah, well, listen, I just got to get on. 950 00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:39,400 Thank you very much, M50 E-Tool. 951 00:42:40,780 --> 00:42:43,880 Uh, I just got to get on to Jordan B. Peterson. 952 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:48,560 Because he's doing a fucking book tour at the moment. 953 00:42:49,220 --> 00:42:55,880 He's actually doing private solo banjo sessions for the fucking 18 to 25 bracket. 954 00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:05,180 Uh, who are voraciously transcribing his lectures on YouTube into handy PDF format documents for the masses. 955 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,200 Thank you very much for that, Charlie Wilds. 956 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:16,060 Uh, yeah, these, these, these young fellas have been transcribing Jordan B. Peterson's lectures into PDF format. 957 00:43:16,340 --> 00:43:20,380 And then scattering them all across the world, the world wide web. 958 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:28,800 And, uh, he has said, as a mark of gratitude, he's going to give them all a solo one-off flick of the banjo. 959 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:36,220 Um, which is going to be a private secret gig in a number of high-powered locations across the globe. 960 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:37,600 We're talking Tokyo. 961 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:37,980 We're talking Tokyo. 962 00:43:37,980 --> 00:43:38,000 We're talking Tokyo. 963 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,080 San Francisco. 964 00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:41,620 New York. 965 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,160 London. 966 00:43:44,260 --> 00:43:44,980 Balamina. 967 00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:44,980 Balamina. 968 00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:45,060 Balamina. 969 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:45,060 Balamina. 970 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:45,060 Balamina. 971 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:45,060 Balamina. 972 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:45,060 Balamina. 973 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:45,060 Balamina. 974 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:45,060 Balamina. 975 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:45,060 Balamina. 976 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:46,060 Balamina. 977 00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:48,420 And fucking Nürburgring Nordschleife. 978 00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:56,840 But, uh, the after party of the fucking premiere of Ivan Yates' movie, The Hard Shoulder, is going to be held here. 979 00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,300 This is going to be the after sesh house. 980 00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:04,360 Um, we're planning for a two, a non-stop 48-hour afters. 981 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:09,860 Uh, this is some of the, some of the scenes in here are going to be off the chank. 982 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,420 Zonad is going to have a seven ball of chank. 983 00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:25,420 And we're going to, we're going to finally get to grips with the merger between Zurich, Eddie Hobbs, and Mercedes, known as Hobbesy Day Zurich PLC. 984 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:31,820 That stair, that staircase is an absolute dream. 985 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,340 An absolute dream staircase. 986 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,920 And they've got a separate private fucking kitchen area here. 987 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:42,880 Uh, it's just like a drinks, if you want to mix your drinks, don't do it in the kitchen. 988 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,200 Do it in this little alcove here. 989 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,020 The alco-hove. 990 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:54,820 Just move this, uh, over here on your screen so you can see it better there. 991 00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:56,380 Firefox. 992 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:58,380 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 993 00:44:58,380 --> 00:45:00,980 That's it. 994 00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:06,660 That's where I like to go and just think about everything that's gone on in the past week. 995 00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:10,120 Have a weekly, uh, sit down with myself. 996 00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:12,280 Just have a word with myself. 997 00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:14,460 It's almost. 998 00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:24,320 I sit down there and crack open a crisp, cool, hard can of Aranciata Rasa and stare out the window like this. 999 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:54,300 Let's do this. 1000 00:45:54,300 --> 00:46:24,280 Let's do this. 1001 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,280 Let's do this. 1002 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,280 Let's do this. 1003 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,880 Full-size billiard table. 1004 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,280 15 bedrooms. 1005 00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:34,740 12 bathrooms. 1006 00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:38,680 Your own private beach and forest. 1007 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,340 View from Pliny Hill. 1008 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,900 Back to myself and Mr. Tickle's favorite drinking. 1009 00:46:47,660 --> 00:46:48,700 Spot Finnegan's. 1010 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:55,800 But it's all on a plate for you and me if you want to make it to Ivan Yates' hard shoulder, the movie. 1011 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:56,520 Don't know. 1012 00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,880 We don't have a release date yet. 1013 00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,780 We're still in pre-production. 1014 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:05,420 And the film board are going to give us 2 million euro to make that movie. 1015 00:47:06,340 --> 00:47:08,180 So it's just so good. 1016 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:08,500 It's going to be amazing. 1017 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:09,940 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1018 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:20,020 This is all off the back of Ivan Yates' successful cookbook, which is going to be launched at Eddie Hobbs' Hobbs Coin Extravaganza next Tuesday weeknight. 1019 00:47:20,820 --> 00:47:23,200 At the Hibernian Club St. Stephen's Green. 1020 00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,920 A members-only swank affair. 1021 00:47:26,700 --> 00:47:28,520 You're not going to be able to get in, I'm afraid. 1022 00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:30,300 But we will be there. 1023 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,220 It's going to be amazing. 1024 00:47:31,780 --> 00:47:38,380 Yates' cookbook is just going to fly off the shelves when it hits Yates on plates. 1025 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,080 Meals from the hard shoulder. 1026 00:47:43,420 --> 00:47:47,800 And he has a fair few bits and pieces going on there, you know. 1027 00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:49,000 There's a lot going on. 1028 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,120 It's a busy book. 1029 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,620 There's a lot of tasting going on. 1030 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:55,820 You've got desserts. 1031 00:47:56,900 --> 00:47:58,800 Real nice healthy pizzas. 1032 00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:00,680 More desserts. 1033 00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:01,820 Hundreds and thousands. 1034 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:02,820 Cookies. 1035 00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:05,180 Coffees. 1036 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:06,760 Basil peppers. 1037 00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:08,240 Asian. 1038 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,380 He does a fucking great Asian. 1039 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,700 And it's a grade A Asian dish. 1040 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,760 And avocados. 1041 00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:19,900 Where would you be without them? 1042 00:48:21,020 --> 00:48:21,560 They're at. 1043 00:48:21,820 --> 00:48:22,580 Who knows? 1044 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:23,780 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1045 00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:26,280 All I know is Yates is going places. 1046 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:28,460 If he hasn't already been there already, you know. 1047 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:29,200 Nassan. 1048 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:30,940 Thanks very much. 1049 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:34,860 Apologies there. 1050 00:48:34,940 --> 00:48:36,520 I missed out some of the chat messages. 1051 00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:38,800 Get through to you there. 1052 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,540 But yeah, it was me. 1053 00:48:44,620 --> 00:48:45,920 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1054 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:45,920 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1055 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,440 It's time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 1056 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:49,380 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes dealer. 1057 00:48:49,380 --> 00:48:51,240 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1058 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,380 Thank you so much. 1059 00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:54,380 Thank you. 1060 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:55,020 It means a lot. 1061 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,360 Here's a toast to Huey Bear. 1062 00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:06,000 free copy of Yates. 1063 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,920 A signed copy of Yates on plates. 1064 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:08,900 Heading out to Huey Bear. 1065 00:49:08,900 --> 00:49:10,820 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 1066 00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:13,120 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1067 00:49:13,460 --> 00:49:16,980 But his own special dish is his boiled egg. 1068 00:49:17,660 --> 00:49:19,980 Which he's incorporated into his skull. 1069 00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:23,140 That was my creative decision. 1070 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:24,680 And Yates didn't want it. 1071 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:29,080 Yates' actually words were that he thought it was demeaning. 1072 00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:29,960 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1073 00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:32,400 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 1074 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:32,820 Baphomet. 1075 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:33,220 Thank you. 1076 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,240 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1077 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:36,420 Yates was like, 1078 00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:38,120 Connor, this is demeaning. 1079 00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:39,200 I don't want that. 1080 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:39,960 I said, 1081 00:49:40,660 --> 00:49:42,860 you need to fucking make an impact, Yates. 1082 00:49:43,740 --> 00:49:44,180 People. 1083 00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:47,880 What about the fucking 18 to 28s? 1084 00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:49,280 Yates. 1085 00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:51,940 They don't know about you. 1086 00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:54,420 Funky Hobbs on toast. 1087 00:49:54,580 --> 00:49:55,440 That's one of his meals. 1088 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,960 One of his recipes as well. 1089 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,960 Eddie Hobbs has a special cameo recipe. 1090 00:49:59,620 --> 00:50:00,820 In the book itself. 1091 00:50:01,620 --> 00:50:02,100 I said, 1092 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,240 the 18 to 28s, 1093 00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:03,540 Yates. 1094 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,220 You need to tap into that market. 1095 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,360 And there's a lot of, 1096 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,640 a lot of young people getting in the kitchen now. 1097 00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:10,560 That lad off RTE. 1098 00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:11,220 What's his name? 1099 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:12,960 Don't. 1100 00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:14,020 Derm. 1101 00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:15,080 What's his fucking name? 1102 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,440 Clean cut kind of lad. 1103 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:18,740 You know, 1104 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:19,580 you know what I'm on about. 1105 00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:20,480 Wholesome. 1106 00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:22,200 I said, 1107 00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:22,520 Yates, 1108 00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:23,220 he's in there. 1109 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,320 He's fucking doing the business. 1110 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,820 He's taking your lunch. 1111 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,040 He's eating your lunch. 1112 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:29,940 Donal skiing. 1113 00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:30,740 Thanks very much, 1114 00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:31,120 Sinead. 1115 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,780 Donal skiing is eating your lunch, 1116 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:34,200 Yates. 1117 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,580 It's almost six o'clock. 1118 00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:37,300 That kind of got him a bit roiled, 1119 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:37,680 you know. 1120 00:50:38,460 --> 00:50:39,940 So that's what he's going to do. 1121 00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:43,200 I'm fair play to him. 1122 00:50:43,420 --> 00:50:45,580 You gotta love the Yates-ter. 1123 00:50:45,940 --> 00:50:47,500 An absolute beast of a man. 1124 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,040 And a real inspiration to everyone involved. 1125 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:51,780 And the country. 1126 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,060 It's almost six o'clock. 1127 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:00,940 Killion Willian. 1128 00:51:00,940 --> 00:51:05,400 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1129 00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,760 Thank you very much, Killion Willian. 1130 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:09,320 Konzo. 1131 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,780 Missed you at Cullen's liquid lunch today. 1132 00:51:13,180 --> 00:51:16,140 Lost the game of soggy biscuit to the Yates-ter. 1133 00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:19,460 Like the old days in Gonzags. 1134 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,240 Que sera sera. 1135 00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:23,440 Whatever will be will be. 1136 00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:24,600 The future? 1137 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,780 Have you thought about it yet? 1138 00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:29,160 Because it's not yours to see. 1139 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,840 Get down to Zyurk. 1140 00:51:31,060 --> 00:51:32,180 Secure your future. 1141 00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:33,440 Fast and hard. 1142 00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:35,860 Tell him I sent you. 1143 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,560 It's almost six o'clock. 1144 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:56,240 But at once I mentioned the name Donald Skeetan. 1145 00:51:57,300 --> 00:51:59,360 Yates' blood began to boil. 1146 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:06,420 He looked like a fucking chamber pot that had been over the flames of wrath for five hours. 1147 00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:07,540 Stoked. 1148 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:11,940 Stoked up by the hobgoblin of envy. 1149 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,220 The green-eyed goblin. 1150 00:52:16,580 --> 00:52:17,260 Himself. 1151 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:18,560 Jealousy. 1152 00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:24,100 Got tapped into Yates' soul pipe. 1153 00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:26,840 And he began to seethe. 1154 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:27,700 I said, 1155 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:28,160 Yates, 1156 00:52:28,420 --> 00:52:31,020 save that power anguish and anger. 1157 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:32,400 And channel it through 1158 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:35,700 120 pages of 1159 00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:38,160 sizzling hot dishes. 1160 00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:40,940 Fucking delectable desserts. 1161 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,160 Sensual starters. 1162 00:52:44,540 --> 00:52:46,660 And creamy coffees. 1163 00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:49,120 And he said, 1164 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,240 that's what I'm gonna do. 1165 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:53,060 I'm gonna go do the show now though. 1166 00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:53,360 I said, 1167 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:54,200 go get him, Tiger. 1168 00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:56,760 You're the best at that time of day. 1169 00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,720 For your demographic. 1170 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:00,520 And he fucking loved that. 1171 00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:02,060 And he took those words. 1172 00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:03,180 And he ran with them. 1173 00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:03,880 And he's still running. 1174 00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:04,880 Not literally. 1175 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:06,960 He wouldn't catch a fucking bus. 1176 00:53:07,580 --> 00:53:07,920 Although, 1177 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:09,680 in fairness to him, 1178 00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:16,120 he was fucking flying around Desmond's gaff last night with the top off. 1179 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,920 When it came around to playing tag. 1180 00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:25,800 He started getting a little bit shirty with Baz. 1181 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,020 As you know, 1182 00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:27,800 Baz was... 1183 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:36,280 Fucking 50 ways to kill the fucking atmosphere. 1184 00:53:36,740 --> 00:53:39,480 Every time he opened his mouth. 1185 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:41,300 And, uh... 1186 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:42,260 And, uh... 1187 00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:43,340 You know he hates her. 1188 00:53:44,660 --> 00:53:46,020 He was having none of it. 1189 00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,920 Absolutely none of it. 1190 00:53:47,920 --> 00:54:01,520 But he's grand anyway. 1191 00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:02,080 Like, you know, 1192 00:54:02,140 --> 00:54:03,140 he's a good guy. 1193 00:54:03,220 --> 00:54:03,860 He's a sweetheart. 1194 00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:06,040 Down underneath it all. 1195 00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:07,680 Baz is a sweetheart. 1196 00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:13,580 I made sure there was no bad blood. 1197 00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:15,980 At the end of the night. 1198 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:17,680 I... 1199 00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,180 Fucking arranged the Uber. 1200 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:21,360 For Baz. 1201 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:23,680 And, uh... 1202 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,560 Slipped him a cool hard can. 1203 00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:29,860 Of Sam Pelaginos. 1204 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:34,680 Which was a prototype flavor. 1205 00:54:36,220 --> 00:54:38,140 Which mixes black cherry. 1206 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:40,400 Oh! 1207 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:42,240 With goo... 1208 00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:44,140 Liquified goose droppings. 1209 00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:44,980 Ah! 1210 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,220 And, uh... 1211 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:55,860 He fucking necked it back and said, 1212 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:56,640 Thanks very much. 1213 00:54:57,220 --> 00:54:57,580 He said, 1214 00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,220 Look, it's just... 1215 00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,340 I've got a lot going on at the moment. 1216 00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:00,640 I said, 1217 00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:01,100 Don't worry. 1218 00:55:01,220 --> 00:55:01,940 And then, uh... 1219 00:55:01,940 --> 00:55:03,140 I said... 1220 00:55:03,140 --> 00:55:05,460 I'm tour managing Crystal Swings. 1221 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:06,960 Next big road show. 1222 00:55:08,580 --> 00:55:10,300 I'm gonna be driving the van as well. 1223 00:55:11,540 --> 00:55:13,400 I slipped him two... 1224 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,080 VIP guest backstage passes. 1225 00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,520 Access all areas. 1226 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,160 To Swing Fest. 1227 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:20,480 2020. 1228 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,940 Said, you better have your huckle-booking shoes on, man. 1229 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,240 Cause we're gonna be getting booked up. 1230 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:36,000 It's gonna be a real huckle-huckle duster. 1231 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,360 And he was just over the moon. 1232 00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,400 I can't wait for the road show. 1233 00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:48,000 It's gonna be a fucking... 1234 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,740 A blast. 1235 00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,540 Really gonna sidetrack me, though, 1236 00:55:52,580 --> 00:55:54,840 For my commitments with the Hard Shoulder movie. 1237 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:56,720 Uh... 1238 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:57,300 And also, 1239 00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,620 News Talk are not happy that we're... 1240 00:55:59,620 --> 00:56:00,780 We're taking that title. 1241 00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:02,580 You know, they wanted us to change the title. 1242 00:56:06,180 --> 00:56:08,840 They were already giving out fucking stink. 1243 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,560 About the, uh... 1244 00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,180 Meals from the Hard Shoulder. 1245 00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:15,920 But, I mean... 1246 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,500 We spoke to my solicitor. 1247 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:18,860 Who is, uh... 1248 00:56:18,860 --> 00:56:21,440 A real deft media lawyer as well. 1249 00:56:21,980 --> 00:56:23,320 And he said that they... 1250 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,020 They don't have a leg to stand on. 1251 00:56:26,700 --> 00:56:27,300 Because... 1252 00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,020 Ivan Yates... 1253 00:56:29,020 --> 00:56:32,380 Went to News Talk with that title. 1254 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:34,920 And, uh... 1255 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,100 He actually has the IP on it. 1256 00:56:39,860 --> 00:56:41,860 Which is gonna be a blast. 1257 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:42,860 When we get that... 1258 00:56:42,860 --> 00:56:43,780 When we get that going. 1259 00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:46,340 Magical realism. 1260 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,060 Some great Michael Mann... 1261 00:56:50,060 --> 00:56:50,780 Kind of... 1262 00:56:50,780 --> 00:56:52,220 Dramaticism as well. 1263 00:56:56,220 --> 00:56:56,700 Uh... 1264 00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:58,160 I'm gonna be doing DOP. 1265 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,660 I'm thinking of shooting it... 1266 00:57:00,660 --> 00:57:02,460 On a Red Raven. 1267 00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:05,500 Which is gonna be mounted on my shoulder. 1268 00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:06,940 Uh... 1269 00:57:06,940 --> 00:57:09,660 We're getting the contraption made over in Dusseldorf. 1270 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,600 Which is gonna be made out of, uh... 1271 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:13,220 Graphite. 1272 00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:14,780 And very light... 1273 00:57:14,780 --> 00:57:15,540 Kind of light... 1274 00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:16,380 Uh... 1275 00:57:16,380 --> 00:57:16,840 Metals. 1276 00:57:17,580 --> 00:57:18,260 And, uh... 1277 00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:18,760 And, uh... 1278 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:22,760 And on my left shoulder then... 1279 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:26,760 An old wind-up Bolex camera... 1280 00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,760 Will simultaneously shoot... 1281 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:31,680 Our cake footage. 1282 00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,760 Which I'm hoping to... 1283 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,760 You know, intertwine... 1284 00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:36,580 In the cut. 1285 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,420 Experimental vibes. 1286 00:57:41,420 --> 00:57:43,420 It's gonna feature... 1287 00:57:43,420 --> 00:57:44,540 It's gonna feature about... 1288 00:57:44,540 --> 00:57:46,420 It's centered around a man... 1289 00:57:46,420 --> 00:57:48,440 Called Ivan Yates. 1290 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:52,120 Who is disillusioned with the world around him. 1291 00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:54,140 The world is crumbling. 1292 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:55,820 He's an old dinosaur... 1293 00:57:55,820 --> 00:57:57,600 In a modern age... 1294 00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,240 Where he feels like he's an alien... 1295 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,500 On another planet. 1296 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:01,820 And... 1297 00:58:01,820 --> 00:58:02,200 And... 1298 00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,200 He likes to drive... 1299 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:08,580 There's gonna be a bit of an element of gosling in it... 1300 00:58:08,580 --> 00:58:09,080 As well. 1301 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,580 So whoever does get the plum job of playing Yates... 1302 00:58:12,580 --> 00:58:14,580 Is gonna have to really... 1303 00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:16,360 Be a bit of an everyman. 1304 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,580 Day-Lewis has been contacted... 1305 00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:20,580 Uh... 1306 00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:21,140 Uh... 1307 00:58:21,140 --> 00:58:21,620 For the... 1308 00:58:21,620 --> 00:58:23,480 For the third stage of his life. 1309 00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:24,880 We're gonna channel... 1310 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,360 Each and every moment... 1311 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,920 From cradle to... 1312 00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:28,960 To present day... 1313 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:30,660 Of Yates' life. 1314 00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:32,960 From the moment he was born... 1315 00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,000 As a baby. 1316 00:58:37,700 --> 00:58:38,840 And then... 1317 00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:39,960 As a young man... 1318 00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:41,660 Played by Jack Rayner. 1319 00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:44,960 And then into middle age... 1320 00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:47,960 Played by none other... 1321 00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:49,400 Than Daniel Day-Lewis. 1322 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:54,020 And we're even gonna glimpse... 1323 00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:56,100 Peek into his future life as well. 1324 00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:58,720 Uh... 1325 00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,800 And... 1326 00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:01,420 I don't know... 1327 00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:03,200 We've kind of shortlisted a few people. 1328 00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:03,940 Names for that. 1329 00:59:04,540 --> 00:59:06,040 Eddie Jordan is one. 1330 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,220 Um... 1331 00:59:08,220 --> 00:59:09,520 Also... 1332 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,980 Eddie Hobbs has expressed interest. 1333 00:59:12,740 --> 00:59:14,260 Where I said to him... 1334 00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:15,860 Not as much as the interest... 1335 00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:18,360 I'm gonna be asking for on HobbsCoin... 1336 00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:18,940 After you... 1337 00:59:18,940 --> 00:59:20,140 You got me to rent out... 1338 00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:21,160 All the equipment to film... 1339 00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:21,880 At the Hibernian. 1340 00:59:24,140 --> 00:59:24,740 Uh... 1341 00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:24,740 So... 1342 00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:25,980 That's gonna be... 1343 00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:27,540 That's gonna be a great night. 1344 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:31,200 It's gonna be fantastic. 1345 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:34,740 And... 1346 00:59:34,740 --> 00:59:36,160 That's gonna be bringing the Gooser. 1347 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:39,960 And setting it up for its debut. 1348 00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,900 It's Dublin debut. 1349 00:59:41,900 --> 00:59:42,960 Because we have... 1350 00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:43,200 Uh... 1351 00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:44,800 Brought that all across the globe. 1352 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:46,360 The Goose Lounge. 1353 00:59:46,940 --> 00:59:47,740 Which is a... 1354 00:59:47,740 --> 00:59:49,340 Fold-up collapsible... 1355 00:59:49,340 --> 00:59:51,260 Mobile grey goose selling unit. 1356 00:59:51,940 --> 00:59:52,780 Which... 1357 00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:52,940 Uh... 1358 00:59:52,940 --> 00:59:53,540 Transforms... 1359 00:59:53,540 --> 00:59:55,780 Into a fully fledged... 1360 00:59:55,780 --> 00:59:56,840 Dance hall arena. 1361 00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:57,540 Um... 1362 00:59:57,540 --> 00:59:58,880 By night. 1363 00:59:58,880 --> 00:59:59,760 Uh... 1364 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,920 I played one of my best sets there... 1365 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:02,460 The other day. 1366 01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:03,120 I... 1367 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,180 A guy on Twitter was asking me to play this again. 1368 01:00:05,260 --> 01:00:05,700 So I will. 1369 01:00:05,820 --> 01:00:06,140 Niall. 1370 01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:07,540 Thanks very much for watching. 1371 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:08,240 Uh... 1372 01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,240 One of my best sets was that... 1373 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:10,560 Of... 1374 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:10,760 Uh... 1375 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:12,140 The Grey Goose Lounge. 1376 01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:15,040 Ivan Yates Superlative Megamix. 1377 01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:16,160 Uh... 1378 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,740 Featuring Michael Healy Ray. 1379 01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:18,820 You gotta check this out. 1380 01:00:18,820 --> 01:00:19,880 Leprechaun. 1381 01:00:20,540 --> 01:00:21,600 Leprechaun. 1382 01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:23,360 Leprechaun. 1383 01:00:23,940 --> 01:00:25,040 Leprechaun. 1384 01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,720 Leprechaun. 1385 01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:28,440 Leprechaun. 1386 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:29,220 Leprechaun. 1387 01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:30,140 Leprechaun. 1388 01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:30,980 Leprechaun. 1389 01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:31,900 Leprechaun. 1390 01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:32,680 Leprechaun. 1391 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:33,600 Leprechaun. 1392 01:00:33,780 --> 01:00:34,360 Leprechaun. 1393 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:35,260 Leprechaun. 1394 01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:36,140 Leprechaun. 1395 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:36,940 Leprechaun. 1396 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:37,860 Leprechaun. 1397 01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:38,660 Leprechaun. 1398 01:00:38,740 --> 01:00:40,040 Who do you actually think you are? 1399 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:40,500 Leprechaun. 1400 01:00:40,660 --> 01:00:41,300 Leprechaun. 1401 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:42,220 Leprechaun. 1402 01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:43,040 Leprechaun. 1403 01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:44,420 Who do you actually think you are? 1404 01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:45,660 Leprechaun. 1405 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,200 Who do you actually think you are? 1406 01:00:47,540 --> 01:00:48,220 Leprechaun. 1407 01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:48,880 Leprechaun. 1408 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,140 Who do you actually think you are? 1409 01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:54,520 It's almost six o'clock. 1410 01:00:55,220 --> 01:00:56,140 Thanks so much. 1411 01:00:56,180 --> 01:00:59,700 Just a quick look at the KPMG here, guys. 1412 01:01:02,220 --> 01:01:03,780 It's almost six o'clock. 1413 01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,800 Thanks very much, Yates. 1414 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:10,140 The path to strategic HR leadership. 1415 01:01:11,780 --> 01:01:14,560 Disruptive technologies from AI 1416 01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,700 to virtual reality 1417 01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:19,060 have the potential 1418 01:01:19,060 --> 01:01:21,300 to transform the world of work. 1419 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:23,420 Many roles and skills 1420 01:01:23,420 --> 01:01:24,760 are becoming outdated. 1421 01:01:25,860 --> 01:01:27,320 Ian Kelly, thank you very much. 1422 01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:30,400 You should add some mods to the chat, 1423 01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:31,060 he say, Ian. 1424 01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,940 I don't know about that. 1425 01:01:33,020 --> 01:01:34,580 I had mods on the chat before. 1426 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,540 It just became too much for me to handle. 1427 01:01:41,540 --> 01:01:45,900 I think, and I think everybody in the chat would agree 1428 01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:48,140 that mods ruin the experience. 1429 01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:49,620 Unless there's someone, 1430 01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,620 if there is someone that really needs to go, 1431 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,460 then can the real Kowloon crew, 1432 01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:57,260 if you're there, 1433 01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,320 just say their name 1434 01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,180 and they'll fucking, 1435 01:02:00,140 --> 01:02:01,300 they'll be sent packing. 1436 01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:07,620 Is Ian Kelly blowing shite? 1437 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:08,820 Thanks for the donation, Ian. 1438 01:02:09,220 --> 01:02:10,880 Or is everything alright? 1439 01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:16,580 The workforce transformation represents an opportunity 1440 01:02:16,580 --> 01:02:18,820 for HR leaders to deliver solutions 1441 01:02:18,820 --> 01:02:22,940 to help drive competitive advantages for their businesses. 1442 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:29,700 Sound for now. 1443 01:02:30,100 --> 01:02:30,660 Sound for now. 1444 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:31,380 Okay, great stuff. 1445 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,580 So what does this mean for HR professionals, guys? 1446 01:02:35,260 --> 01:02:37,480 Since HR is integrated with every functional group, 1447 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,720 HR leaders have a holistic view of the organization 1448 01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:45,400 and are positioned to lead the conversation 1449 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:48,660 on workplace evolution and transformation, 1450 01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:52,120 according to our most recent global research. 1451 01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:55,300 Key findings. 1452 01:02:56,020 --> 01:02:58,700 Technology company CEOs acknowledge 1453 01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:02,300 that the effectiveness of certain key teams 1454 01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:04,700 remains less than optimal, 1455 01:03:05,420 --> 01:03:08,240 but many still do not have the broad skills, 1456 01:03:08,620 --> 01:03:10,740 broad reskilling initiatives planned. 1457 01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:15,860 Almost 70% of tech company HR execs 1458 01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:19,640 recognize the need for workforce transformation, 1459 01:03:19,860 --> 01:03:22,580 where only 50% have a plan in place. 1460 01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,000 Do you have a plan in place? 1461 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,560 Let's look at your life as a workplace 1462 01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:29,000 and you are the HR manager. 1463 01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:30,380 Do you have a plan? 1464 01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:34,120 If so, what is it? 1465 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:35,640 If not, why not? 1466 01:03:35,640 --> 01:04:03,060 Something that really stuck out with me here was this. 1467 01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:10,900 Capacity, culture, and capability 1468 01:04:10,900 --> 01:04:15,740 are considered the top barriers to transformation. 1469 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:19,720 So do you have that? 1470 01:04:19,820 --> 01:04:21,000 Do you have the capacity, the culture, 1471 01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:22,860 the three Cs, the four Cs, 1472 01:04:23,140 --> 01:04:27,500 capacity, culture, capability, and consideration? 1473 01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:31,600 Even though consideration wouldn't be one of the... 1474 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,520 That wouldn't be four, three, or just three. 1475 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,040 Ireland and AI. 1476 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:45,400 The seismic shift driven by AI 1477 01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:49,740 poses wider questions for both society and governments 1478 01:04:49,740 --> 01:04:52,060 and for companies and their leaders. 1479 01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:56,680 It means that skills that companies need 1480 01:04:56,680 --> 01:05:00,660 and the way employees learn and progress in their careers 1481 01:05:00,660 --> 01:05:02,380 are being transformed. 1482 01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:07,420 CEOs are having to embrace a new way of thinking 1483 01:05:07,420 --> 01:05:10,540 about talent, workforce strategy, 1484 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,540 and the need for upskilling. 1485 01:05:14,420 --> 01:05:16,700 That's exactly what I told Baz last night. 1486 01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:20,800 But he wouldn't fucking listen. 1487 01:05:27,740 --> 01:05:29,540 Let's download the full report. 1488 01:05:30,140 --> 01:05:32,920 The future of HR in the technology sector. 1489 01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,440 Baz was really happy about my hair as well. 1490 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,760 He said, "That's a great fucking style, Connor." 1491 01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:47,120 I was like, "Yeah, thanks very much." 1492 01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,320 I call it Moulet Nouveau. 1493 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:54,800 Moulet Nouveau, man. 1494 01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:01,120 Look at this, man. 1495 01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:04,320 Full PDF, portable document format. 1496 01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,640 Let's look at a pie chart. 1497 01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:09,640 Let's look at this pie chart, guys. 1498 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:13,000 Approach to recruiting new skills. 1499 01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:15,940 Let's zoom in on this pie chart. 1500 01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:18,920 It's a two-piece pie attack. 1501 01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:21,140 It's only a two pie. 1502 01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:22,920 Can't believe it, man. 1503 01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:25,140 Two pie Shakur. 1504 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:26,280 There we go. 1505 01:06:26,660 --> 01:06:27,680 Double piezer. 1506 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,880 Zurichburp.ie. 1507 01:06:31,140 --> 01:06:31,660 Apologies. 1508 01:06:35,660 --> 01:06:37,100 Zurichburp.ie. 1509 01:06:37,100 --> 01:06:38,100 Waiting to recruit. 1510 01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:39,780 Waiting to recruit. 1511 01:06:43,780 --> 01:06:44,780 Waiting to recruit. 1512 01:06:44,780 --> 01:06:45,780 Waiting to recruit. 1513 01:06:45,780 --> 01:06:47,500 Approach to recruiting new skills. 1514 01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:51,860 Waiting to achieve certain growth targets before hiring new skills. 1515 01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:55,820 Hiring new skills regardless of future growth targets. 1516 01:06:56,700 --> 01:06:57,200 Source. 1517 01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:00,480 The 2019 Global CEO Outlook. 1518 01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:01,980 KPMG International. 1519 01:07:04,980 --> 01:07:05,660 42%. 1520 01:07:05,660 --> 01:07:06,260 42%. 1521 01:07:06,260 --> 01:07:14,900 Only a minority of global tech CEOs plan to upskill more than half their workforce in digital capabilities during the next three years. 1522 01:07:15,380 --> 01:07:17,580 Despite the WEF report. 1523 01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,080 It just doesn't bear thinking about. 1524 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:22,560 It really doesn't. 1525 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:25,940 I was trying to explain this to fucking Mama Swing. 1526 01:07:26,340 --> 01:07:28,120 And Derek Hucklebook Swing too. 1527 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:35,580 We were playing swing ball the other day while they were rehearsing their stuff. 1528 01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:41,180 And I was explaining to Derek the merits of having a moulin nouveau. 1529 01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:44,260 Like that. 1530 01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:46,400 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1531 01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:46,820 Yeah. 1532 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,020 I think he was on board, yo. 1533 01:07:49,820 --> 01:07:50,720 And the van. 1534 01:07:50,820 --> 01:07:53,920 The van that they've got for the Crystal Swing Bang. 1535 01:07:54,340 --> 01:07:55,620 It's just top notch. 1536 01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:57,840 It's like an old transit. 1537 01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,660 And it's kind of ropey from the outside. 1538 01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:03,880 But it's an absolute fucking moon unit inside. 1539 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:06,200 We have a shot of it there. 1540 01:08:06,820 --> 01:08:07,220 There's me. 1541 01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:10,020 I'm going to be driving that bad boy all over. 1542 01:08:10,980 --> 01:08:15,260 And we just got into an electric picnic there last Tuesday weeknight. 1543 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,320 Still to hear back from them. 1544 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:20,580 I'm hoping to put some new wheels on it. 1545 01:08:20,940 --> 01:08:24,840 I want to get wheels that have the rims that spin around on the side. 1546 01:08:28,980 --> 01:08:32,020 Do you know when you stop at the lights and the wheels keep spinning? 1547 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,160 That's what I need. 1548 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:40,240 Yep. 1549 01:08:40,340 --> 01:08:41,380 That's the swing banger. 1550 01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:45,520 It's going to be great. 1551 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:46,280 Can't wait. 1552 01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:52,420 I mean, yesterday I did fucking tell this to Dermot Desmond. 1553 01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:54,460 He was saying I can hook you up with a Heimer. 1554 01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:59,760 But I said no, we've already gone through with the JPEG on the side of the bus. 1555 01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,040 And my hands are tied. 1556 01:09:04,820 --> 01:09:11,640 But I think that what we would do is probably get the sand pelicopter over as well. 1557 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:13,000 Just for a fucking few days. 1558 01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:18,660 And maybe take Crystal Swing around in the sand pelicopter across the country. 1559 01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:20,620 And stick them in the back. 1560 01:09:21,620 --> 01:09:24,180 And just fly around in that for a few days. 1561 01:09:24,260 --> 01:09:25,360 Just to get them pumped up. 1562 01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:30,260 Because I do have the vinyl wrap that I have for the pelicopter. 1563 01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:31,980 That's your bog... 1564 01:09:31,980 --> 01:09:34,860 That helicopter is a bog standard whirlybird. 1565 01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:39,360 But the vinyl wrap on it, I could take off. 1566 01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:44,220 I think you can get it off using a bit of paint stripper. 1567 01:09:46,220 --> 01:09:51,700 And then wrap that in the fucking van so that people don't know it's the Crystal Swing Bang Bus. 1568 01:09:52,660 --> 01:09:57,380 And for the moment then it could just be the Peli Bus. 1569 01:10:00,340 --> 01:10:01,460 The Peli Coach. 1570 01:10:05,180 --> 01:10:07,220 Or the Sam Peli Pad as well. 1571 01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:09,800 Which I told you about yesterday. 1572 01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,640 After the three-way gig. 1573 01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:17,400 Clean your blues. 1574 01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:25,140 Okay guys. 1575 01:10:25,140 --> 01:10:27,480 One last crack of the whip here. 1576 01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:30,700 On the Nürburgring Nordschleife. 1577 01:10:41,980 --> 01:10:42,360 Whoa. 1578 01:10:45,360 --> 01:11:07,540 Fuck it. 1579 01:11:07,540 --> 01:11:17,540 Fuck it. 1580 01:11:17,540 --> 01:11:34,520 This is it. 1581 01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:35,880 This is it. 1582 01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:37,200 Silver trophy. 1583 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,200 We're going to do it. 1584 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:50,620 It's almost six o'clock. 1585 01:11:50,620 --> 01:12:02,580 I'm just got a pension. Must be a reason why I pay that investment. I'm Shurik John. Shurik John. Shurik John. John. 1586 01:12:02,580 --> 01:12:31,960 Last time. 1587 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:33,020 I promise. 1588 01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:39,340 Just a message there from Yates Cosplay. 1589 01:12:39,540 --> 01:12:43,580 Got the Yates estate cleaned for the Crystal Swing sponsor Merger Mixer. 1590 01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:48,540 I'll be serving Denny's cocktail sausages whilst getting harassed by executives. 1591 01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:50,320 Oh and of course Ivan himself. 1592 01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:56,860 Great stuff. Thanks very much Yates. 1593 01:12:56,860 --> 01:13:05,540 Double pedal greeno. 1594 01:13:05,540 --> 01:13:22,340 Text message guys. 1595 01:13:22,340 --> 01:13:31,520 Yeah. 1596 01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:31,580 Yeah. 1597 01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:43,580 Last time I promise. 1598 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:52,680 This is worse than last night at Dermot Desmond's. 1599 01:13:53,580 --> 01:13:54,440 The uh... 1600 01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:55,960 Eddie Hobbs was on shoes. 1601 01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:58,860 And then afterwards we were playing fucking rugby. 1602 01:13:59,380 --> 01:14:00,720 And uh... 1603 01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:01,600 Tag of course. 1604 01:14:05,420 --> 01:14:05,820 Yates are... 1605 01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:07,820 Ran... 1606 01:14:07,820 --> 01:14:08,920 Into the fucking shoe... 1607 01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:08,920 Into the fucking shoe... 1608 01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:10,000 Stand. 1609 01:14:11,220 --> 01:14:12,500 Eddie Hobbs' shoe stand. 1610 01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:15,260 And tore his scrotal sack. 1611 01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:17,300 On one of the stiletto heels. 1612 01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:20,380 He had to go down to James'... 1613 01:14:20,380 --> 01:14:22,100 Fuck. 1614 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,880 And get a few stitches on his ball back. 1615 01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:30,280 But he was back out within like an hour and a half. 1616 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:32,880 And we were still drinking. 1617 01:14:33,980 --> 01:14:37,880 And Yates just burst through the door and says Papa's got a brand new bag. 1618 01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:39,320 And we all laughed. 1619 01:14:40,580 --> 01:14:41,100 Mercilessly. 1620 01:14:42,540 --> 01:14:43,060 Chuckling. 1621 01:14:44,260 --> 01:14:45,400 Hard and fast. 1622 01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:58,080 But uh... 1623 01:14:58,080 --> 01:14:58,960 Eddie Hobbs coin. 1624 01:14:59,060 --> 01:15:01,380 The launch is gonna be a real sweet deal. 1625 01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:06,960 I don't know if any of you have invested in crypto currencies. 1626 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:08,940 Such as Ethereum. 1627 01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:09,960 Bitcoin. 1628 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:11,160 Litecoin. 1629 01:15:12,100 --> 01:15:12,440 BAT. 1630 01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:14,040 But uh... 1631 01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:15,380 Hobbs is gonna be the next thing. 1632 01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:16,960 Hobbs coin. 1633 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:21,100 Crystal Swinger gonna be playing it. 1634 01:15:22,060 --> 01:15:23,060 Uh... 1635 01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:26,060 Baz is gonna be doing a fucking ten minute... 1636 01:15:26,060 --> 01:15:28,400 Balloon sculpturing a magic show. 1637 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:31,120 Which initially was going to be uh... 1638 01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:32,240 Eddie Hobbs' gig. 1639 01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:34,500 He said he wanted to do that at midnight. 1640 01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:38,260 After he'd released a few hob units into the crowd. 1641 01:15:39,540 --> 01:15:39,860 Um... 1642 01:15:39,860 --> 01:15:42,520 But apparently Baz has been given that duty now. 1643 01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:44,420 And he can really... 1644 01:15:44,420 --> 01:15:47,100 Some of the animals that Baz can make with the balloons... 1645 01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:50,380 Will blow your mind. 1646 01:15:50,380 --> 01:16:03,100 I was saying yesterday... 1647 01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:04,780 Just in case you weren't watching. 1648 01:16:04,780 --> 01:16:05,780 Eddie Hobbs is gonna be... 1649 01:16:05,780 --> 01:16:06,780 Uh... 1650 01:16:06,780 --> 01:16:08,780 He's gonna go disappear... 1651 01:16:08,780 --> 01:16:11,460 Ten minutes before midnight. 1652 01:16:11,460 --> 01:16:12,140 And then re-emerge. 1653 01:16:13,580 --> 01:16:15,400 Once the clock strikes twelve. 1654 01:16:16,340 --> 01:16:18,200 As Eddie Hobbs Goblin. 1655 01:16:19,460 --> 01:16:21,460 Which is a kind of... 1656 01:16:21,460 --> 01:16:23,580 His alter ego for Hobbs coin. 1657 01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:27,480 See the logo for Hobbs coin is gonna be him as kind of a goblin. 1658 01:16:28,220 --> 01:16:28,900 Just to give... 1659 01:16:28,900 --> 01:16:30,780 Give it a bit of an edge and an impact. 1660 01:16:30,780 --> 01:16:31,100 You know? 1661 01:16:31,100 --> 01:16:31,540 Because... 1662 01:16:31,540 --> 01:16:33,100 His demeanor... 1663 01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:34,020 Uh... 1664 01:16:34,020 --> 01:16:35,900 Just doesn't resonate enough... 1665 01:16:36,900 --> 01:16:41,060 To capture the imagination of a globalized crypto audience. 1666 01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:41,400 You know? 1667 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:42,900 So uh... 1668 01:16:42,900 --> 01:16:44,900 He's gonna take that... 1669 01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:46,880 Tolkien plunge. 1670 01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:50,780 And come out in a kind of Cirque du Soleil... 1671 01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:52,160 Style trapeze act. 1672 01:16:52,620 --> 01:16:53,240 Trapezium. 1673 01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:57,780 And Crystal Swing have donated their... 1674 01:16:58,380 --> 01:17:00,780 Actual Swarovski Crystal Swing... 1675 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:02,560 To Eddie Hobbs. 1676 01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:04,800 He's gonna be entering the scene on that. 1677 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:05,820 Stage left. 1678 01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:07,540 And... 1679 01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:08,780 Doing a few fucking somersaults. 1680 01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:10,560 A few backflips. 1681 01:17:11,540 --> 01:17:12,780 And then he's gonna... 1682 01:17:13,540 --> 01:17:14,760 Go up to the temple. 1683 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,180 The Eric Hobbs bomb. 1684 01:17:19,740 --> 01:17:20,760 Marxist historian. 1685 01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,760 And he's gonna... 1686 01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:26,160 Lift up a chalice. 1687 01:17:26,460 --> 01:17:26,760 Known... 1688 01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:29,180 As the Eddie Hobgoblet. 1689 01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:32,800 And that's gonna be full of fucking communion wafers. 1690 01:17:34,020 --> 01:17:34,380 Uh... 1691 01:17:34,380 --> 01:17:35,700 Which he has made himself. 1692 01:17:35,940 --> 01:17:37,060 Or Ivan Yates, sorry. 1693 01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:37,420 He's made. 1694 01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:39,560 Because Ivan Yates is gonna be doing the Yaterin. 1695 01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:40,760 And he's gonna bring... 1696 01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:42,760 A load of kind of his own... 1697 01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:45,560 Ivan Yates crossover event. 1698 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,700 Eddie Hobbs communion wafers. 1699 01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:49,900 And then Eddie Hobgoblin. 1700 01:17:49,900 --> 01:17:51,900 Is going to dish out... 1701 01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:51,900 Is going to dish out... 1702 01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:54,900 A kind of esoteric Masonic communion... 1703 01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:56,900 Communion inside... 1704 01:17:57,460 --> 01:17:58,400 The Hibernian. 1705 01:17:58,480 --> 01:17:59,900 This is all taking place... 1706 01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:00,900 Inside the Hibernian... 1707 01:18:01,780 --> 01:18:02,900 Members only club... 1708 01:18:04,900 --> 01:18:06,080 On Stephen's Green. 1709 01:18:07,220 --> 01:18:09,220 Next Tuesday weeknight... 1710 01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:09,220 Next Tuesday weeknight... 1711 01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:10,220 The solid... 1712 01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:12,220 Hardcore launch... 1713 01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:13,980 Of Eddie Hobbs coin. 1714 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:16,220 After which the world... 1715 01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:18,720 Will change. 1716 01:18:19,220 --> 01:18:42,060 The event is going to be broadcast. 1717 01:18:42,660 --> 01:18:43,020 Broadpast. 1718 01:18:43,100 --> 01:18:45,020 You'll be able to catch up on it after it's been broadcast. 1719 01:18:45,980 --> 01:18:49,140 In a little video known as the Broadpast. 1720 01:18:49,140 --> 01:18:51,640 Which is the past tense of a live action event. 1721 01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:57,580 Live on Facebook, YouTube, Snapchat, Instagram Live. 1722 01:18:59,300 --> 01:19:03,800 Every godforsaken fucking media outlet available. 1723 01:19:06,860 --> 01:19:08,600 Apart from RTE. 1724 01:19:10,020 --> 01:19:11,060 And the Cabal. 1725 01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:15,860 Don't know if you're aware there guys. 1726 01:19:15,860 --> 01:19:20,800 But Ireland is actually in the grip of a Cabal at the moment. 1727 01:19:21,900 --> 01:19:23,520 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1728 01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:28,640 And some of the members of the top brass of the Cabal are going to be there as well. 1729 01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:31,360 In the Hibernian Club. 1730 01:19:31,780 --> 01:19:32,800 Called the Hibernian. 1731 01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:35,100 But you won't find a gale there. 1732 01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:39,700 It's just going to be high powered conglomerate globalist chills. 1733 01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:43,320 Cabalics. 1734 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:45,420 It's going to be the dogs Cabalics. 1735 01:19:45,780 --> 01:19:46,400 Oh! 1736 01:19:51,340 --> 01:19:52,980 Oh Brian's wines. 1737 01:19:53,420 --> 01:19:54,820 Of Wrath Mines as well. 1738 01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,300 Are going to be supplying the communion wine. 1739 01:19:58,360 --> 01:19:59,300 Thank you very much. 1740 01:20:05,540 --> 01:20:11,100 And they're going to be instead of actually sending it down via a van or deliveroo. 1741 01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:15,100 The O'Brien copter. 1742 01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:17,700 Which is their own kind of drone. 1743 01:20:18,260 --> 01:20:21,580 Is going to be delivering bottles of communion wine. 1744 01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:24,540 Which will enter the Hibernian at the front door. 1745 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,740 It's going to be dexterously operated. 1746 01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:31,960 And it's going to fly up the stairs into the main chamber. 1747 01:20:32,380 --> 01:20:35,380 There's nothing Masonic or strange about this place at all. 1748 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:39,620 And everybody who goes there is of great stock. 1749 01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:45,200 And it's going to tilt and tip pitch in your. 1750 01:20:45,820 --> 01:20:46,960 The bottle. 1751 01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:53,740 So that it spills the fine wine into the eddy hob goblet. 1752 01:20:55,180 --> 01:21:01,660 Who will then make a small sacrifice of a baby panther. 1753 01:21:01,660 --> 01:21:10,100 Before dishing out the juice. 1754 01:21:24,260 --> 01:21:25,920 The eye of the shit storm. 1755 01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:36,080 The car is choking. 1756 01:21:37,900 --> 01:21:39,140 The car is choking. 1757 01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:47,960 Just not feeling it today guys. 1758 01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,340 Technical gremlins yes. 1759 01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:51,700 Yeah. 1760 01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:54,400 Just not feeling it. 1761 01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:56,340 I think the cabal. 1762 01:21:56,780 --> 01:21:58,120 Has kind of threw me off as well. 1763 01:21:58,120 --> 01:21:59,440 It's almost six o'clock. 1764 01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:04,800 I was saying to the cabal yesterday. 1765 01:22:05,020 --> 01:22:06,780 That they should come down to Sorrento. 1766 01:22:09,540 --> 01:22:11,800 Have a few fucking cans of sandpil. 1767 01:22:13,180 --> 01:22:16,720 Just have a discussion about what it really is they want to achieve. 1768 01:22:16,860 --> 01:22:18,400 It's almost six o'clock. 1769 01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:22,460 Do a SWAT analysis of what the cabal want to achieve in the country. 1770 01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:34,800 What can you do? 1771 01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:34,800 What can you do? 1772 01:22:35,460 --> 01:22:37,220 What can you do but laugh? 1773 01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:39,420 And I don't feel like laughing. 1774 01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:42,340 Yeah bronze. 1775 01:22:42,440 --> 01:22:43,460 That's good isn't it? 1776 01:22:43,820 --> 01:22:44,300 Great. 1777 01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:47,880 Thanks very much O'Brien's wines. 1778 01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:51,140 And deadly skull hobs. 1779 01:22:51,140 --> 01:22:57,200 Thank you very much. 1780 01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:00,160 Drive the new Mercedes everybody. 1781 01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:04,580 Mark Dargan. 1782 01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:04,580 Mark Dargan. 1783 01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:06,140 The text message really put you off. 1784 01:23:06,220 --> 01:23:08,180 Yeah it was a text from the cabal. 1785 01:23:09,100 --> 01:23:10,940 They said that they were watching me. 1786 01:23:14,260 --> 01:23:15,020 Far further. 1787 01:23:15,140 --> 01:23:15,940 Thank you very much. 1788 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:18,980 There was a text from the cabal saying we're watching you. 1789 01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:34,560 And then second there was a text from Eddie Hobbs himself saying did you get the latest artwork which depicts you know it's the concept art of what I'm going to look like when I turn into the Eddie Hobgoblin. 1790 01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:41,040 And then he whats at me a JPEG which I think we could show you here. 1791 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:42,780 That's him there. 1792 01:23:43,260 --> 01:23:45,500 He's going to come out at midnight. 1793 01:23:47,340 --> 01:23:48,840 And let's have a look. 1794 01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:51,620 Just start throwing Hobcoins. 1795 01:23:52,260 --> 01:23:53,360 Physical Hobcoins. 1796 01:23:53,440 --> 01:23:56,880 These are limited edition physical manifestations of Hobcoin. 1797 01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:03,440 He's going to be riding on the back of a silver gargoyle. 1798 01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:07,240 Bit of Smokey Joe Lula there at the back. 1799 01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:09,340 Eddie Hobbs there. 1800 01:24:09,700 --> 01:24:11,940 Looking like a fantastic Hobgoblin. 1801 01:24:12,680 --> 01:24:14,560 Going to come out 12 o'clock midnight. 1802 01:24:15,140 --> 01:24:16,100 The Hibernian Club. 1803 01:24:16,860 --> 01:24:17,580 Stevens Green. 1804 01:24:18,540 --> 01:24:19,420 New on the scene. 1805 01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:22,180 And start throwing his bitcoins. 1806 01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:23,880 All about the place. 1807 01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:31,500 Let's have a little look here guys. 1808 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:33,640 At the Stevens Green Hibernian Club. 1809 01:24:34,220 --> 01:24:36,160 See what we're dealing with here. 1810 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,000 I just have to say once again there's nothing. 1811 01:24:46,980 --> 01:24:48,380 Nothing wrong with this place at all. 1812 01:24:48,420 --> 01:24:49,180 It's a great place. 1813 01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:53,700 There's nothing wrong with having the heads of dead animals. 1814 01:24:53,700 --> 01:24:54,880 on the walls. 1815 01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:56,940 There's nothing strange about that at all guys. 1816 01:24:57,940 --> 01:24:58,740 The meals. 1817 01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:00,320 Nouvelle Cuisine. 1818 01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:03,620 Nouvelle Cuisine. 1819 01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:05,320 Guinness on tap. 1820 01:25:06,580 --> 01:25:07,060 Hi no. 1821 01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:08,620 Tiger beer. 1822 01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:12,660 Lovely little reading corner there. 1823 01:25:14,180 --> 01:25:14,820 Sit down. 1824 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:16,980 Take stock of where your life is. 1825 01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:18,840 Look at that. 1826 01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:20,360 The decor is amazing. 1827 01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:22,520 Whoever did that. 1828 01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:24,980 Moet and Shandon. 1829 01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:27,860 It's just pure swank. 1830 01:25:34,180 --> 01:25:35,040 Here we go. 1831 01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:35,760 Let's have a look. 1832 01:25:38,060 --> 01:25:39,420 Let's have a look at this. 1833 01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:44,000 Unbelievable. 1834 01:25:49,740 --> 01:25:51,060 The drawing room. 1835 01:25:51,060 --> 01:25:51,120 The drawing room. 1836 01:25:52,920 --> 01:25:54,940 Where do you want to be guys? 1837 01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:57,860 Where the hell do you want to be? 1838 01:25:59,120 --> 01:25:59,960 When this shit. 1839 01:26:00,300 --> 01:26:01,560 When Eddie Hobgoblin. 1840 01:26:02,020 --> 01:26:03,160 Is dropping the bomb. 1841 01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:04,560 It's almost six o'clock. 1842 01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:09,960 When Eddie Hobgoblin is going to ride into the fucking drawing room of the Hibernian Club. 1843 01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:11,680 On the back. 1844 01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:12,000 On the back. 1845 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,180 On the back. 1846 01:26:13,180 --> 01:26:13,180 On the back. 1847 01:26:13,180 --> 01:26:14,960 Of a steel hob. 1848 01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:17,220 On the back of a steel gargoyle. 1849 01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:20,720 Which has smoke coming out of its arse. 1850 01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:24,660 And he's got little fucking steel foot holders. 1851 01:26:25,220 --> 01:26:26,920 He's got Jester's shoes. 1852 01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:28,600 Because he's got. 1853 01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:31,960 Look at the thighs. 1854 01:26:33,860 --> 01:26:35,720 Eddie's thighs are so big. 1855 01:26:35,780 --> 01:26:37,220 They're chunky tree trunkers. 1856 01:26:38,180 --> 01:26:40,400 Eddie Hobgoblin has got a pair of tree trunkers on him. 1857 01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:44,100 And a sexy little gargoyle. 1858 01:26:44,480 --> 01:26:47,100 Which has rocket propulsion system built into it. 1859 01:26:47,140 --> 01:26:47,520 Guys. 1860 01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:51,140 Physical manifestations of his cryptoid currency. 1861 01:26:51,860 --> 01:26:52,800 Eddie Hobgoblin. 1862 01:26:53,460 --> 01:26:56,140 As we go straight back into the drawing room here. 1863 01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,380 At the fucking Williams. 1864 01:26:57,780 --> 01:26:58,540 Connor Williams. 1865 01:26:59,000 --> 01:26:59,920 Hibernian suite. 1866 01:27:01,360 --> 01:27:01,880 Cookies. 1867 01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:03,940 You want cookies? 1868 01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:04,940 We got it. 1869 01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:06,580 Pan au chocolat. 1870 01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:08,480 Any Danish you want. 1871 01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:09,760 The chef down there. 1872 01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:10,240 I know him. 1873 01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:10,680 He'll make. 1874 01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:12,040 He'll make it to spec. 1875 01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:13,880 The chef. 1876 01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:16,660 I know the chef down at the Hibernian Club. 1877 01:27:17,260 --> 01:27:19,360 He makes anything to spec. 1878 01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:22,140 I brought him a sack of flour. 1879 01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:24,340 And a fucking handful of yeast. 1880 01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:26,520 I threw a handful of yeast in his face. 1881 01:27:29,120 --> 01:27:29,940 And he said. 1882 01:27:30,100 --> 01:27:31,040 I'm sorry. 1883 01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:34,340 Even though I should have been sorry for what I did to him. 1884 01:27:35,020 --> 01:27:36,700 That's how much sway I hold. 1885 01:27:38,180 --> 01:27:39,220 Look at this room. 1886 01:27:39,660 --> 01:27:40,100 Beautiful. 1887 01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:42,260 That's not great. 1888 01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:44,140 That's alright. 1889 01:27:45,060 --> 01:27:46,040 That's class. 1890 01:27:49,340 --> 01:27:50,140 So, so. 1891 01:27:50,980 --> 01:27:52,320 Now that is where. 1892 01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:54,000 That's where the party. 1893 01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:55,400 Gets started. 1894 01:27:55,860 --> 01:27:56,840 Believe it or not. 1895 01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:58,640 We have a room. 1896 01:27:58,800 --> 01:27:59,520 Based upon. 1897 01:28:01,620 --> 01:28:02,340 The, uh. 1898 01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:04,380 Like you've got ironing boards for tables. 1899 01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:06,100 It's based upon the hard labor. 1900 01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:06,780 That the fucking. 1901 01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:07,720 Underlings. 1902 01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:08,040 The. 1903 01:28:08,100 --> 01:28:09,140 The unter mensch. 1904 01:28:09,420 --> 01:28:10,780 The service staff. 1905 01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:12,000 Upstairs. 1906 01:28:12,260 --> 01:28:12,700 Downstairs. 1907 01:28:13,380 --> 01:28:13,600 Yeah. 1908 01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:13,600 Yeah. 1909 01:28:13,680 --> 01:28:14,160 Well we took. 1910 01:28:14,260 --> 01:28:15,160 We kicked them out of there. 1911 01:28:15,220 --> 01:28:15,440 And said. 1912 01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:16,800 Go into the shed out the back. 1913 01:28:16,900 --> 01:28:18,480 We're going to convert your quarters. 1914 01:28:18,860 --> 01:28:19,480 Into a. 1915 01:28:19,700 --> 01:28:20,820 A swanky. 1916 01:28:20,860 --> 01:28:21,560 Up and coming. 1917 01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:22,040 Hip. 1918 01:28:22,680 --> 01:28:23,560 Night spot. 1919 01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:25,080 Known. 1920 01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:25,120 Known. 1921 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:25,580 Known. 1922 01:28:25,580 --> 01:28:28,060 He has Workhouse. 1923 01:28:29,020 --> 01:28:31,740 And it's house spelt within the German way. 1924 01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:33,300 H-A-U-S. 1925 01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:35,160 Workhouse. 1926 01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:36,740 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1927 01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:40,280 Eddie Hobgoblin is going to get dressed at 10 to 12. 1928 01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:43,740 He's going to go down to the Workhouse and suit up. 1929 01:28:51,980 --> 01:28:56,100 I donated those animals to the Hibernian after I shot them dead. 1930 01:29:06,380 --> 01:29:07,660 What a room. 1931 01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:10,860 Candles in cages. 1932 01:29:12,660 --> 01:29:15,180 Another fucking sweet, subtle touch. 1933 01:29:16,420 --> 01:29:18,340 Candle, like a bird in a cage. 1934 01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:19,580 The candle is alive. 1935 01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:20,700 It can't escape. 1936 01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:23,400 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1937 01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:30,840 Dinner time. 1938 01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:32,540 Ivan Yates. 1939 01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:38,200 This is where Ivan Yates will really come alive. 1940 01:29:39,340 --> 01:29:46,740 Up until the dinner starts, Ivan Yates will have been slaving hard in Workhouse. 1941 01:29:47,980 --> 01:29:49,320 Over his cookbook. 1942 01:29:49,320 --> 01:29:50,980 And his multiple recipes. 1943 01:29:50,980 --> 01:29:52,480 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1944 01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:57,280 Multiple Migs is going to be there from Silence of the Lambs. 1945 01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:02,060 And Yates on plates. 1946 01:30:02,060 --> 01:30:02,340 And Yates on plates. 1947 01:30:02,340 --> 01:30:02,340 And Yates on plates. 1948 01:30:02,340 --> 01:30:07,140 He's going to be providing the finest in Nouvelle Cuisine. 1949 01:30:09,840 --> 01:30:13,260 He actually has just won a contract with Cuisine de France. 1950 01:30:13,260 --> 01:30:18,960 To produce some of the country's most eaten pastries. 1951 01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:21,380 Which is going to go along into Dunn's. 1952 01:30:21,380 --> 01:30:22,940 It's going to go into fucking Sentra. 1953 01:30:22,940 --> 01:30:28,920 It's going to be all those demi baguettes and bread rolls that come out of the freezer and go into the oven. 1954 01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:32,760 They'll have been prepared by Ivan Yates in Workhouse. 1955 01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:36,400 And we're going to be dining on some of that stuff. 1956 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:41,460 We're going to be chowing down on some of Yates' finest tuck inside that gaff. 1957 01:30:43,580 --> 01:30:44,100 Yeah. 1958 01:30:44,300 --> 01:30:45,260 Great times. 1959 01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:49,220 There's definitely nothing Masonic about this place. 1960 01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:51,640 It's completely legitimately okay. 1961 01:30:52,900 --> 01:30:53,740 Christianic tradition. 1962 01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:55,980 That's fine. 1963 01:30:57,240 --> 01:30:58,220 Everything's okay there. 1964 01:30:58,800 --> 01:30:59,700 Everything's going to be lovely. 1965 01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:01,560 You're not invited guys. 1966 01:31:02,160 --> 01:31:02,860 You're not invited. 1967 01:31:02,860 --> 01:31:04,360 It's almost six o'clock. 1968 01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:06,860 I'm afraid to say. 1969 01:31:08,460 --> 01:31:09,100 Where do we go? 1970 01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:09,680 Where do we go? 1971 01:31:09,740 --> 01:31:10,180 Where do we go? 1972 01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:11,380 One more. 1973 01:31:11,460 --> 01:31:12,480 Where's the hobgobblers? 1974 01:31:12,580 --> 01:31:13,040 The communion. 1975 01:31:14,940 --> 01:31:15,380 Oh yes. 1976 01:31:15,460 --> 01:31:16,580 Some of Yates' plates. 1977 01:31:17,620 --> 01:31:18,700 The billiard room. 1978 01:31:20,660 --> 01:31:21,560 We're going to watch. 1979 01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:24,140 We're going to watch Eddie hobgoblin. 1980 01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:25,560 Play. 1981 01:31:26,100 --> 01:31:26,960 Ken Doherty. 1982 01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:30,400 He's going to be flying back on the Sam Pellicopter. 1983 01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:34,420 I'm going to be picking Doherty up on the Pellicopter from Ranla. 1984 01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:38,720 Doherty's going to be practicing in Ranla snooker hall for the whole day. 1985 01:31:39,020 --> 01:31:42,320 Then he's going to fly down and play an exhibition against Eddie Hobbs. 1986 01:31:42,780 --> 01:31:43,780 Eddie hobgoblin. 1987 01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:47,240 Have a look here. 1988 01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:49,800 Nighttime. 1989 01:31:51,020 --> 01:31:52,580 Back to the think house again. 1990 01:31:52,580 --> 01:31:52,640 Back to the think house again. 1991 01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:56,420 And then we'll go back here. 1992 01:31:56,580 --> 01:31:57,800 Where are we going to go for the ceremony? 1993 01:31:57,960 --> 01:31:58,400 The headset. 1994 01:31:58,580 --> 01:31:59,520 The final ceremony. 1995 01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:00,880 The final piece of the puzzle. 1996 01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:04,680 Oh we're fucking repeating ourselves here now. 1997 01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:06,620 Story of my life. 1998 01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:09,440 This is where it's going to take place. 1999 01:32:12,080 --> 01:32:14,820 Eddie hobgoblin's Goblet of Truth. 2000 01:32:14,820 --> 01:32:16,340 It's almost six o'clock. 2001 01:32:16,340 --> 01:32:16,360 It's almost six o'clock. 2002 01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:23,940 And that's the artist's rendition of the Goblet of Fire as well. 2003 01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:29,360 Which has a drinking vessel at the top. 2004 01:32:30,420 --> 01:32:32,040 And then a tree trunk. 2005 01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:32,340 And then a tree trunk. 2006 01:32:32,340 --> 01:32:35,800 Which has Eddie Hobbs' visage. 2007 01:32:37,220 --> 01:32:38,340 Just cruises. 2008 01:32:38,340 --> 01:32:39,520 Subtly cruising in. 2009 01:32:40,420 --> 01:32:41,460 And what happens is. 2010 01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:45,180 Eddie Hobbs clasps the hobgoblet. 2011 01:32:45,880 --> 01:32:48,140 And he presses his own face. 2012 01:32:48,700 --> 01:32:50,160 And it's like a voodoo dummy. 2013 01:32:50,920 --> 01:32:52,380 A voodoo doll. 2014 01:32:53,220 --> 01:32:54,880 And when he presses it. 2015 01:32:55,480 --> 01:32:57,420 It actually hurts Eddie Hobbs. 2016 01:32:57,920 --> 01:32:59,860 But it's self-flagellistic. 2017 01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:02,020 In that when he does hurt himself. 2018 01:33:02,960 --> 01:33:06,360 The liquid inside the Goblet begins to bubble and churn. 2019 01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:08,940 Because you're going to use it. 2020 01:33:09,120 --> 01:33:10,040 You're going to drink it. 2021 01:33:10,260 --> 01:33:11,180 And then you're going to lose it. 2022 01:33:11,240 --> 01:33:15,220 And you become a fully fledged member of the Hobcidian Hobsonites. 2023 01:33:17,460 --> 01:33:18,860 It's going to be a great night. 2024 01:33:19,340 --> 01:33:19,660 You're all. 2025 01:33:19,980 --> 01:33:21,040 No one's invited. 2026 01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:22,940 You'll never be invited. 2027 01:33:22,940 --> 01:33:25,620 But I want to say. 2028 01:33:25,900 --> 01:33:27,040 Thank you very much there. 2029 01:33:27,380 --> 01:33:27,600 To. 2030 01:33:28,540 --> 01:33:29,620 A cooked goose. 2031 01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:32,620 Thank you very much. 2032 01:33:32,780 --> 01:33:34,020 And deadly skull Hobbs. 2033 01:33:34,180 --> 01:33:35,240 O'Brien's wines. 2034 01:33:35,540 --> 01:33:36,120 Far further. 2035 01:33:37,600 --> 01:33:37,980 I got. 2036 01:33:38,180 --> 01:33:41,680 I got kicked out of my local hookah bar last night. 2037 01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:44,340 Faith Johnson. 2038 01:33:44,440 --> 01:33:45,160 Thank you very much. 2039 01:33:46,420 --> 01:33:50,240 I got kicked out of my local hookah bar last night. 2040 01:33:50,240 --> 01:33:51,880 For trying to pay my tab. 2041 01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:54,780 With some prototype physical Hobbs crypto. 2042 01:33:54,780 --> 01:33:58,220 They said they don't accept Gypsy tokens. 2043 01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:01,400 I actually ended up being thrown out by the bouncer. 2044 01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:03,560 Into some trash cans. 2045 01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:06,040 Ignorance is bliss. 2046 01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:08,700 73,000. 2047 01:34:08,700 --> 01:34:09,300 73,000. 2048 01:34:09,300 --> 01:34:09,320 73,000. 2049 01:34:09,320 --> 01:34:10,120 Thanks very much. 2050 01:34:10,120 --> 01:34:10,260 73,000. 2051 01:34:10,260 --> 01:34:10,780 73,000. 2052 01:34:10,780 --> 01:34:12,620 73,000. 2053 01:34:12,620 --> 01:34:16,040 For a ticket to the Hobbs city and extreme expressway. 2054 01:34:16,040 --> 01:34:18,020 Are you in or are you out? 2055 01:34:19,340 --> 01:34:21,260 It's almost six o'clock. 2056 01:34:21,920 --> 01:34:25,180 For me and Eddie Hobbs and Ivan Yates. 2057 01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:28,240 You've all been amazing. 2058 01:34:29,040 --> 01:34:30,000 It's been drive time. 2059 01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:30,000 It's been drive time. 2060 01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:32,400 Thank you very much for watching. 2061 01:34:34,520 --> 01:34:35,760 I've been Connor Williams. 2062 01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:37,680 You've been Mercedes. 2063 01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:39,480 See you later. 2064 01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:41,240 Remember to jurick it up. 2065 01:34:41,620 --> 01:34:43,020 And here she is again. 2066 01:34:43,140 --> 01:34:46,880 Serving like an absolute gazelle on the fucking field of play. 2067 01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:48,220 That's it. 2068 01:34:48,300 --> 01:34:49,520 Second set to risk. 2069 01:34:50,160 --> 01:34:50,900 Risk A. 2070 01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:52,280 Yes, please. 2071 01:34:52,420 --> 01:34:53,000 Six four. 2072 01:34:53,840 --> 01:34:58,100 Verena's willingness to serve the Lionheart. 2073 01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:00,240 The Big Mama. 2074 01:35:01,040 --> 01:35:02,780 Big Mama's house too. 2075 01:35:03,920 --> 01:35:04,920 The Nutty Professor. 2076 01:35:06,740 --> 01:35:08,280 The Nutty Professor too. 2077 01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:12,440 The Late Late Movie on Network 2. 2078 01:35:13,740 --> 01:35:16,900 Verena Cillium's trying to get back into this game now. 2079 01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:17,900 What can she do here? 2080 01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:18,680 Service. 2081 01:35:19,040 --> 01:35:19,620 Return. 2082 01:35:20,100 --> 01:35:21,220 Service with a smile. 2083 01:35:21,840 --> 01:35:22,440 Fuck you. 2084 01:35:22,980 --> 01:35:25,280 And it's back into the game again for Risk. 2085 01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:28,100 Serena looking like she's on the ropes here. 2086 01:35:28,700 --> 01:35:30,400 Risk now with the clookity-clooker. 2087 01:35:30,480 --> 01:35:31,500 Back slap her baby. 2088 01:35:31,760 --> 01:35:33,900 There's simply too much spice on that sausage. 2089 01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:35,700 A real curry verse. 2090 01:35:35,840 --> 01:35:36,880 Hot off the trolley. 2091 01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:39,080 Serena's arms are huge. 2092 01:35:39,220 --> 01:35:40,260 And that's a smacker. 2093 01:35:40,780 --> 01:35:42,280 Right down the fucking straight. 2094 01:35:43,520 --> 01:35:44,580 Grizzle to the mill. 2095 01:35:45,280 --> 01:35:46,120 Spill the beans. 2096 01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:47,260 Mop it up. 2097 01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:48,760 Do you know what this means? 2098 01:35:49,040 --> 01:35:50,280 You do and you don't. 2099 01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:52,020 Risk's after you. 2100 01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:54,480 Serena's wrapped the hair back into a little tight ball. 2101 01:35:54,560 --> 01:35:55,740 What will that do for a gameplay? 2102 01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:57,200 She gets back. 2103 01:35:57,440 --> 01:35:58,020 Another one. 2104 01:35:58,220 --> 01:35:59,820 Huge lobster in the sky. 2105 01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:02,080 Lobster in the sky with diamonds. 2106 01:36:03,340 --> 01:36:04,560 Stop giving out, man. 2107 01:36:04,580 --> 01:36:05,140 It was rubbish. 2108 01:36:07,420 --> 01:36:08,760 Shock of the boo-boo from Risk. 2109 01:36:08,760 --> 01:36:10,680 Slimey Jessup forehand. 2110 01:36:10,900 --> 01:36:12,060 Back with the cracker. 2111 01:36:13,460 --> 01:36:15,200 Sticking it up in the drop zone. 2112 01:36:15,580 --> 01:36:16,580 Just enough flick on it. 2113 01:36:16,780 --> 01:36:17,880 Not enough sauce. 2114 01:36:18,780 --> 01:36:20,060 Serena's got all the sauce. 2115 01:36:20,660 --> 01:36:21,680 And she's spicy too. 2116 01:36:22,280 --> 01:36:24,560 And that's a fucking great bit of lobspin. 2117 01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:25,840 Tail whip. 2118 01:36:26,200 --> 01:36:27,340 Back to the line. 2119 01:36:28,020 --> 01:36:28,460 Cruiser. 2120 01:36:29,180 --> 01:36:30,120 Drop your pants. 2121 01:36:30,780 --> 01:36:31,280 Squeeze without. 2122 01:36:31,280 --> 01:36:31,500 Out. 2123 01:36:31,500 --> 01:36:35,920 But it's cleaned up efficiently and fairly by Serena who's pumped up to the gills. 2124 01:36:36,660 --> 01:36:39,180 Fucking Schwarzenegger and Predator vibes. 2125 01:36:39,920 --> 01:36:41,940 Back again with the fucking squeezer. 2126 01:36:42,500 --> 01:36:43,380 Lost and found. 2127 01:36:44,060 --> 01:36:45,460 You've still got your jacket. 2128 01:36:46,220 --> 01:36:47,220 Do you want me to hold it for you? 2129 01:36:47,420 --> 01:36:48,200 Yes, I do. 2130 01:36:48,760 --> 01:36:49,620 Come back tomorrow. 2131 01:36:49,900 --> 01:36:50,500 It'll be here. 2132 01:36:50,700 --> 01:36:51,720 On Network 2. 2133 01:36:51,860 --> 01:36:52,780 The Serene Dog. 2134 01:36:52,900 --> 01:36:56,080 One point away from clawing her way back into the shit steamer. 2135 01:36:56,580 --> 01:36:59,980 The gristle mill has been fully activated and it's a netball. 2136 01:37:00,880 --> 01:37:02,460 On Network 2. 2137 01:37:02,780 --> 01:37:03,780 And Serena here is. 2138 01:37:03,780 --> 01:37:05,120 She is with the match point. 2139 01:37:05,500 --> 01:37:06,460 What she got in the deck. 2140 01:37:06,860 --> 01:37:07,660 It's an ace. 2141 01:37:08,220 --> 01:37:09,440 There she is, Serena. 2142 01:37:10,980 --> 01:37:12,040 Have you seen her? 2143 01:37:12,700 --> 01:37:13,540 Playing tennis. 2144 01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:14,900 Up in Ballymena. 2145 01:37:15,240 --> 01:37:16,520 Never been there myself. 2146 01:37:16,840 --> 01:37:17,400 Up north. 2147 01:37:18,300 --> 01:37:19,780 It's meant to be good shopping up there. 2148 01:37:20,960 --> 01:37:23,040 Liam Neeson I think is from there as well. 2149 01:37:23,260 --> 01:37:27,480 But more Wimbledon coming up next time on Network 2. 2150 01:37:27,480 --> 01:37:27,620 Ciao. 2151 01:37:27,620 --> 01:37:28,220 Ciao. 2152 01:37:28,220 --> 01:37:28,480 Ciao. 2153 01:37:28,480 --> 01:37:29,100 Ciao. 2154 01:37:29,100 --> 01:37:30,100 Ciao. 2155 01:37:30,100 --> 01:37:31,100 Ciao. 2156 01:37:31,100 --> 01:37:32,100 Ciao. 2157 01:37:32,100 --> 01:37:33,100 Ciao. 2158 01:37:33,100 --> 01:37:34,100 Ciao. 2159 01:37:34,100 --> 01:37:35,100 Ciao. 2160 01:37:35,100 --> 01:37:36,100 Ciao. 2161 01:37:36,100 --> 01:37:37,100 Ciao. 2162 01:37:37,100 --> 01:37:38,100 Ciao. 2163 01:37:38,100 --> 01:37:39,100 Ciao. 2164 01:37:39,100 --> 01:37:40,100 Ciao. 2165 01:37:40,100 --> 01:37:41,100 Ciao. 2166 01:37:41,100 --> 01:37:42,100 Ciao. 2167 01:37:42,100 --> 01:37:43,100 Ciao. 2168 01:37:43,100 --> 01:37:44,100 Ciao. 2169 01:37:44,100 --> 01:37:45,100 Ciao. 2170 01:37:45,100 --> 01:37:46,100 Ciao. 2171 01:37:46,100 --> 01:37:47,100 Ciao. 2172 01:37:47,100 --> 01:37:48,100 Ciao. 2173 01:37:48,100 --> 01:37:49,100 Ciao. 2174 01:37:49,100 --> 01:37:50,100 Ciao. 2175 01:37:50,100 --> 01:37:51,100 Ciao. 2176 01:37:51,100 --> 01:37:52,100 Ciao. 2177 01:37:52,100 --> 01:37:53,100 Ciao. 2178 01:37:53,100 --> 01:37:54,100 Ciao. 2179 01:37:54,100 --> 01:37:55,100 Ciao. 2180 01:37:55,100 --> 01:37:56,100 Ciao. 2181 01:37:56,100 --> 01:37:57,100 Ciao. 2182 01:37:57,100 --> 01:37:58,100 Ciao. 2183 01:37:58,100 --> 01:37:59,100 Ciao. 2184 01:37:59,100 --> 01:38:00,100 Ciao. 2185 01:38:00,100 --> 01:38:01,100 Ciao. 2186 01:38:01,100 --> 01:38:02,100 Ciao. 2187 01:38:02,100 --> 01:38:03,100 Ciao. 2188 01:38:03,100 --> 01:38:04,100 Ciao. 2189 01:38:04,100 --> 01:38:05,100 Ciao. 2190 01:38:05,100 --> 01:38:06,100 Ciao. 2191 01:38:06,100 --> 01:38:07,100 Ciao. 2192 01:38:07,100 --> 01:38:08,100 Ciao. 2193 01:38:08,100 --> 01:38:09,100 Ciao. 2194 01:38:09,100 --> 01:38:10,100 Ciao. 2195 01:38:10,100 --> 01:38:11,100 Ciao. 2196 01:38:11,100 --> 01:38:12,100 Ciao. 2197 01:38:12,100 --> 01:38:13,100 Ciao. 2198 01:38:13,100 --> 01:38:14,100 Ciao. 2199 01:38:14,100 --> 01:38:15,100 Ciao. 2200 01:38:15,100 --> 01:38:16,100 Ciao. 2201 01:38:16,100 --> 01:38:17,100 Ciao. 2202 01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:17,100 Ciao. 2203 01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:18,100 Ciao. 2204 01:38:18,100 --> 01:38:18,100 Ciao. 2205 01:38:18,100 --> 01:38:19,100 Ciao. 2206 01:38:19,100 --> 01:38:20,100 Ciao. 2207 01:38:20,100 --> 01:38:21,100 Ciao. 2208 01:38:21,100 --> 01:38:22,100 Ciao. 2209 01:38:22,100 --> 01:38:23,100 Ciao. 2210 01:38:23,100 --> 01:38:24,100 Ciao. 2211 01:38:24,100 --> 01:38:24,100 Ciao. 2212 01:38:24,100 --> 01:38:25,100 Ciao. 2213 01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:26,100 Ciao. 2214 01:38:26,100 --> 01:38:27,100 Ciao. 2215 01:38:27,100 --> 01:38:28,100 Ciao. 2216 01:38:28,100 --> 01:38:58,080 Thank you.