1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 *laughter* 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Okay. Yeah. Okay. 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Maybe we're just gonna be rolling. 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Hello. 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,000 It's entrepreneurial, it's inclusive and collaborative, and it's really open and transparent. 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:21,000 KPMG proactively focuses on engaging the whole employee population on the inclusion and diversity team. 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000 How's it going guys? 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:27,000 This isn't about senior leaders standing on stage or making calls and talking about why it's important. 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:31,000 It's about making sure that everybody within the organization has a voice. 10 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Great organ. 11 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,000 A fantastic organization. 12 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Sublime. 13 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Just looking around, it seems like people are here to make a difference. 14 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Connor O'Donnell. Sublime. 15 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:49,000 And I think what is interesting is that you see it throughout the level, so you see it as an executive... 16 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Great name, Connor. 17 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,000 Exactly. 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Which I think is a great thing. 19 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Look, look at this. It's a great place to work. KPMG. 20 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:02,000 One of my old... old haunts. 21 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Great place. 22 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Fuck a great place. 23 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 It's fantastic. 24 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:15,000 I cannot sing the praises of KPMG enough. 25 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 They looked after me. 26 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 And I looked after them. 27 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Three long, hard years at the coal face. 28 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,000 I never seen a lump of coal in my life. 29 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 But I was there. 30 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 I was there during the fucking... 31 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,000 When 2008, the boom time ended. 32 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Boom time. 33 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:49,000 time 34 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:22,520 almost six o'clock. Tyson I know that guy Tyson I know Tyson the associate director of the deal 35 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:35,800 advisory fucking hell sorry guys about the language guys Tyson my old friend Tice that is unbelievable 36 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,200 cannot believe that 37 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:48,920 from a cafe as long as I'm contributing to the team and getting the output that he's expecting then 38 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:55,240 it's uh it's it's really supportive there's so many different employee network groups at KPMG 39 00:02:55,880 --> 00:03:01,320 as you can imagine because it's a very diverse organization and great organization story for me 40 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:07,480 and learning about all of those different groups was an amazing organization um in which a male 41 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:15,160 it's almost six o'clock captain cabinets thank you and ask about test driving the new Mercedes 42 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:24,040 thank you very much captain cabinets have you thought about starting a pension fund yet captain 43 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:36,280 if not get on down to bargain town aka my gaff later on I'll show you around doggy it's almost six o'clock 44 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:44,920 and learning facilities that KPMG offers you in your initial days are amazing amazing you're the learning 45 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:52,200 he's not lying that I have been through so far have made me step up in my role and obviously get up to 46 00:03:52,200 --> 00:04:05,320 speed and that's Ahmed Ahmed.ie what excites you most what excites you most about life at KPMG 47 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:12,600 KPMG isn't scared to try new things so that allows us to really be at the forefront of some of those new 48 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:18,680 technologies and really provides a lot of our clients yeah into what does work and also what doesn't work 49 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:24,600 exciting things of joining KPMG is the international exposure you get and the various industries that you 50 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:30,040 can be exposed to and various facets of verticals of clients you can be working on that's quite exciting 51 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:36,120 in terms of looking to the future the exciting thing about working at KPMG is you have the opportunity 52 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:42,920 to participate in that to be at the forefront of new technologies looking at the the changes that have 53 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:48,520 been driven through through through markets and to really focus on that and trying to help clients navigate through it. 54 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:53,880 Big time big time took the words couldn't have said it better myself 55 00:04:54,920 --> 00:05:02,600 that they give you is second to none and I don't just mean that from a materials and lessons and things that you can get 56 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:07,400 but I also mean that from the people that you'll be surrounded by and that you can therefore learn from. 57 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:23,400 Great! KPMG is a fantastic place to work if you grow as an individual learn new skills and work with the most talented people within the city. Yeah! You really get the chance to work on various projects that push you out of your comfort zone. Fantastic! 58 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:28,200 KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry! 59 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,200 KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry! 60 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:37,000 KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 61 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,800 KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 62 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,800 KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry! 63 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,800 KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry! 64 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,800 KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry! 65 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,800 KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry! 66 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,800 KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry! 67 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,800 KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry! 68 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,800 KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry! 69 00:05:55,800 --> 00:06:00,160 Great company. 70 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:04,240 Tyson, thanks so much. 71 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,500 Really happy to see you're doing well there, Tice. 72 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:13,980 It's been a while. 73 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:18,780 As Stained said, it has been a while. 74 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:25,880 Since I could say I wasn't addicted. 75 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:27,740 I'll tell you something. 76 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:41,220 The only thing I'm addicted to right now, aside from San Pellegrino, and intravenous injections of the goose cloud, is this. 77 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:44,180 It's almost six-clock. 78 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:45,740 The Neuburg, the Nordschleife. 79 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:47,900 Nordschleife. 80 00:06:49,080 --> 00:07:04,860 Now, why can I not hear that? 81 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:06,180 Elgato. 82 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,420 Elgato. 83 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:09,700 Elgato. 84 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:10,100 Elgato. 85 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:12,140 Monitor. 86 00:07:12,420 --> 00:07:12,740 Off. 87 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:13,840 Monitor and output. 88 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:15,000 Done. 89 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,040 Done. 90 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:16,500 Done. 91 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:16,920 Done. 92 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,300 Thank you very much, Tyson and Captain Cabinets. 93 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,200 It's almost six o'clock. 94 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:23,820 None other. 95 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,400 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 96 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,500 And ask about test. 97 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,920 None other than the corporate cabal. 98 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:32,600 Big shout out to the corporate cabal. 99 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:35,760 Jimmy Jesus. 100 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,200 And everybody out there at Seacastle. 101 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,240 Let's go for silver. 102 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,180 It's Silver Bus. 103 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:46,740 Dermot Conley Motor Group. 104 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:48,280 Andrew. 105 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:52,180 Tyson the Dyson was an awful man for the Bronson, says Andrew. 106 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,040 Museum Ghost. 107 00:07:56,740 --> 00:07:57,800 Any tour de France? 108 00:07:58,220 --> 00:07:58,900 I'm afraid not. 109 00:07:59,000 --> 00:07:59,940 It's been Wimbledon. 110 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,200 Wimbledon. 111 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:04,360 Wimbledon. 112 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:06,000 All day. 113 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:07,220 Every day. 114 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,300 Since yesterday. 115 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:09,780 I'm afraid there's no tour. 116 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:12,160 We're going to hit the tour this. 117 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:13,040 Maybe tomorrow. 118 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:14,420 Definitely next week. 119 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:17,180 Thing about the tour is. 120 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:17,600 It's. 121 00:08:18,180 --> 00:08:20,260 I wouldn't say it's a body blow. 122 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:24,200 It's definitely not a fucking skag buzz. 123 00:08:24,860 --> 00:08:28,460 It's more of an all-encompassing goose cloud. 124 00:08:28,660 --> 00:08:29,520 Goose cloud. 125 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:30,560 Goose cloud. 126 00:08:30,740 --> 00:08:31,520 Goose cloud. 127 00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:32,800 Of a cycle race. 128 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:34,220 It's almost six o'clock. 129 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,600 Sam Wood said it's boring. 130 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:37,740 I don't know about that, Sam. 131 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:38,600 It's almost six o'clock. 132 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,480 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 133 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,220 Someone asking where the, where the Wilsons are. 134 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:46,960 You mean the Williams? 135 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:49,180 The special Connor Williams socks? 136 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:51,200 I wouldn't know about that. 137 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:52,900 Well, I do know. 138 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:53,680 I fucking lost them. 139 00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:54,340 They're in the wash. 140 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:56,540 Welcome to the stream, everyone. 141 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,380 I'm Connor Williams. 142 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,260 Lord of the dance. 143 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,520 Former Mercedes salesman of the year. 144 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:06,580 KPMG conglomerate. 145 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,480 Dick swinger. 146 00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:12,020 An absolute all-round cabalist. 147 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:12,940 It's almost six o'clock. 148 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:16,060 I've been practicing cabala as well with Madonna and Guy Ritchie. 149 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:22,800 Even though they broke up, they still get, they still get enough time in their day to squeeze in 10 minutes of cabal. 150 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,920 Nathan Havko. 151 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:26,780 Thank you very much, Nathan Havko. 152 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,220 Apologies, Nathan. 153 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:31,760 Apologies. 154 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:31,900 Apologies. 155 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:34,500 I missed your donation, Nathan. 156 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:35,940 Nathan's donation. 157 00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:37,940 That is... 158 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,120 Let's get going anyway. 159 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:41,760 It's almost six o'clock. 160 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:42,600 Close light year. 161 00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:44,120 Some man, says Tim. 162 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:47,200 Your core competencies drive big bang for the buck. 163 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:51,520 Keep thriving in the corporate ecosystem, says Nathan. 164 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:52,840 I will do. 165 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,040 With your help. 166 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:57,060 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 167 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:57,920 And Tim. 168 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:57,920 And Tim. 169 00:09:58,420 --> 00:10:00,920 Who could forget the Timster. 170 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,820 Tim diddly iddles. 171 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:05,680 Mr. Timmels. 172 00:10:06,620 --> 00:10:07,900 Timmel fix it. 173 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:09,400 Are we on auto? 174 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:11,680 I think we're on auto. 175 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:12,160 Fuck it. 176 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:12,700 Who cares? 177 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:18,800 We might be able to do Sylve without the aid of shitty breaks. 178 00:10:19,180 --> 00:10:19,620 Key. 179 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:19,740 Tv1. 180 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:20,180 Tv1. 181 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:22,420 What does that mean? 182 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:23,560 What does that mean? 183 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:24,280 Any yikes? 184 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:26,640 I don't know what that means, man. 185 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:27,840 But thank you very much. 186 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:30,700 Your core competencies. 187 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:31,500 I like that. 188 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:35,140 We might actually get you in the front door. 189 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,900 A Capus MSG. 190 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:37,960 Look. 191 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:44,580 Let's just. 192 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,500 I'm a little bit. 193 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,200 A little bit excited there. 194 00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:50,320 Just need to get a bit of potass. 195 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:51,920 Into the bloodstream. 196 00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:00,580 Thank you very much, Nathan, Tim and Key. 197 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:09,000 Ty Grearden. 198 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:09,580 Yeah. 199 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:13,140 I'm only accepting Hobbs coin at the moment. 200 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:17,880 Oh. 201 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,640 Still in a bit of a Hobbs cloud. 202 00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:25,640 From Dermot Desmonds. 203 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:28,340 I'm not going on about that again all day, but. 204 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,700 It was a fucking heavy one. 205 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,460 Heavy day at the office. 206 00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:36,260 I'm going to be double pedaling as well. 207 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:37,540 Double pedal, Greeno. 208 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:38,780 Don't get. 209 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:39,760 Don't get sick. 210 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,900 Make sure you've got a sick bag with you. 211 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,420 Because this is going to get bumpy. 212 00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:46,660 Buckle up your safety belt. 213 00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:51,600 Lovely stuff. 214 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,400 We never get in this early, do we? 215 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:56,700 This is going to be a good one, guys. 216 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,600 I can feel it in my waters. 217 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,020 John waters. 218 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,100 Every time. 219 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,580 I do a crystal swing. 220 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:07,820 Around that corner. 221 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:10,820 I can feel my waters begin to burn. 222 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:14,940 It's not. 223 00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:15,080 It's not. 224 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:15,080 It's not. 225 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:18,480 It's definitely not Candida. 226 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:22,420 It's just pure. 227 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,580 It's the pure tingle of excitement. 228 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,860 As you hit the Schweiden cruise. 229 00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:30,820 Right up the back of the arse of a lime green dick class. 230 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:33,500 His bridge stones are worn. 231 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,320 His driving technique. 232 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:37,540 Navincial. 233 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:40,180 Navishal. 234 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,480 Under the Yokohama overpass I go. 235 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:44,680 Into the green hell. 236 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,880 Jackie Stewart's. 237 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,060 Worst track. 238 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,080 Into the Froog's runner. 239 00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:57,380 Why am I fucking shifting gears? 240 00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:58,060 Don't need to do it. 241 00:12:58,140 --> 00:12:58,880 Crystal shift. 242 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:02,400 Mama swing. 243 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,660 Taught me how to do. 244 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,820 Taught me all I know. 245 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:05,880 Or. 246 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,140 About. 247 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,260 Switching gears. 248 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,960 And she also told me how to fucking swing hard. 249 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,220 Was on the Falling Circle again last night. 250 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:18,000 She was crying. 251 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:18,600 Balling. 252 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,240 About Derek. 253 00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:22,700 Has gone off the rails completely. 254 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,080 Since the guards brought him back home. 255 00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:26,980 Oh shit. 256 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:27,300 Shit. 257 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:27,600 Shit. 258 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:27,660 Shit. 259 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:28,800 The guards came back. 260 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,000 And he was caught fucking teaching how to give people. 261 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,140 Teaching people how to hucklebook. 262 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,060 In car parks. 263 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:36,700 After hours. 264 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,040 Without a license. 265 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:43,880 He's really fucking lost the plot man. 266 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:44,180 Do you know? 267 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,480 Ah for fuck's sake. 268 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,020 It's almost six o'clock. 269 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,440 We won't get up in arms about it guys. 270 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,540 We won't get up in arms about it. 271 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:10,700 It's almost six o'clock guys. 272 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,480 I'll call you your local Mercedes dealer. 273 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,920 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 274 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,920 Welcome back everybody. 275 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:18,640 It's almost six o'clock. 276 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,180 Thank you very much Unilever. 277 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,140 Thank you very much. 278 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:27,340 Welcome back everybody to Wimbledon Highlights here. 279 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,100 I'm Rene Conner Williams on Network 2. 280 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:36,780 We're in the first set here with Nishikori versus Roger Federer, the K-Fed. 281 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,920 Federal Express, FedEx, K-Swiss. 282 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,700 Lovely stuff from Federer. 283 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:51,980 I actually owned a pair of K-Swiss from the mid to late noughties, but wouldn't be seen dead wearing them now. 284 00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:56,920 Because I'd be put on trial for crimes against fashion in Nuremberg. 285 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,820 Federer just doing what he does best. 286 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:05,140 Just getting back to the K-Swiss trials there. 287 00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:10,380 Nuremberg, I would probably bite into a cyanide capsule before I was hung. 288 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,180 Beautiful stuff there. 289 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,140 Before I was hung. 290 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:25,520 Saving myself the indignity of my body, my lifeless body being photographed hanging from a rope. 291 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,640 Well done, Nishikori. 292 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,980 Nishikori, I beg your pardon. 293 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,200 The Japanese ball spinner. 294 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,720 The Japanamaniac. 295 00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:36,280 The J-Bomb. 296 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:37,900 Swiss serve. 297 00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:38,820 Tokyo drift. 298 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,000 Geneva Convention. 299 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,020 Yoshimitsu. 300 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:41,940 Matterhorn. 301 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:43,020 Fuji. 302 00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:44,780 Mighty Iger. 303 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:45,500 Wailing. 304 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:46,660 Cuckoo clock. 305 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,140 Get in. 306 00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:49,800 Got a rally. 307 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,460 Fedball's making a real monkey of his opponent here. 308 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,640 On Network 2. 309 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,180 Second set, Fed. 310 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,240 Fedball's taking it to the top. 311 00:15:59,340 --> 00:15:59,960 No prisoners. 312 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:00,920 No survivors. 313 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,320 Everyone's being executed. 314 00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:04,280 Will he turn the gun on himself? 315 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:06,620 Will he find a way out of the building unscathed? 316 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,300 Nishikori asking questions. 317 00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:10,240 Questions like, can you hit this ball back to me? 318 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:11,960 And yes, he can. 319 00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:14,580 Federer's got all the answers to the questions. 320 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:15,940 He's passed the test. 321 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:16,960 He's got an A. 322 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,460 And he's going to his first choice of university. 323 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:21,600 On the CAO farm on Network 2. 324 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:22,660 Blast back. 325 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,140 Once. 326 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:25,260 Twice. 327 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,320 Three times you're out of one. 328 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,540 Your father too, Nishikori. 329 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:33,840 Fist pump deluxe from the Japanese bat boy himself. 330 00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:36,640 The land of rising sun is after you. 331 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,100 K-Fed has got the smash court boxer. 332 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,160 What's he got in the pantry today? 333 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,540 A big fucking huge block of Swiss cheese. 334 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,020 Holes in it and everything. 335 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,480 Say what you want about the Fed bomb. 336 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,500 20 grand slams. 337 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,540 He doesn't give a shit about you. 338 00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:55,160 Or any of your people or your family. 339 00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:55,940 Or anything. 340 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:57,560 Oh! 341 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,160 Good God! 342 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:01,940 Nishikori. 343 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:03,960 Nishikori, I apologize. 344 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:08,080 Caught out rapid by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. 345 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,780 On suspicion of hate crimes. 346 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,380 Against tennis. 347 00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:14,600 And drug trafficking. 348 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,340 And terrorism. 349 00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:18,540 Tennisism. 350 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:19,960 Game center match. 351 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,540 Stick the cuffs on him. 352 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,420 Pair of oven gloves and orange jumpsuit. 353 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,680 He's off to Guantanamo. 354 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,300 On Network 2. 355 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,800 It's almost six o'clock. 356 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,980 Thanks very much there, Connor Williams. 357 00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:36,500 For a great bit of commentario. 358 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,740 The Wimbledocksters. 359 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:41,920 Great days. 360 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,400 Welcome back to the stream, everybody. 361 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:45,420 Welcome back to the stream, everybody. 362 00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:45,420 Welcome back to the stream, everybody. 363 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,840 With me, Connor Williams. 364 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,240 This is Drive Time. 365 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,880 Taking you into the Drive Time hours. 366 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,660 That beautiful part of the day. 367 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,640 Where you just get out of work. 368 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,080 Hit the M50. 369 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,180 And just drive the pain away. 370 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,940 It's almost six o'clock. 371 00:17:58,940 --> 00:17:58,960 It's almost six o'clock. 372 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,240 A lot of exciting things coming up this week. 373 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:17,300 If you were here yesterday, you would have seen the first concept covers of Ivan Yates' up-and-coming cookbook, Yates on Plates, which is meals from the hard shoulder. 374 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:22,100 Hard-hitting litany of tasty treats. 375 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:32,060 Desserts, pizzas, kafifis, Basaltine, Asian, lovely, great Asian plates. 376 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:41,820 And his own special, unique, soft-boiled Yates egg, which he's going to teach you how to do in there. 377 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,520 Not going to give any hints away myself. 378 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:48,820 But, I mean, let's just wait and see how it gets on. 379 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:53,460 Once it hits the shelves, it's going to be an absolute screamer. 380 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,480 Donal Skihan. 381 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:56,660 Jamie Oliver. 382 00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,280 Guy Ritchie. 383 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,460 Sorry, not Guy Ritchie. 384 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,120 What's the other guy? 385 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:02,900 Hell's Kitchen. 386 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,500 Hell's Kitchen, guys. 387 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:13,760 Hell's Kitchen, guys. 388 00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:15,000 Gordon Ramsay. 389 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,580 None other than Gordon Ramsay. 390 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:20,840 It's almost six o'clock. 391 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,560 It's almost six o'clock. 392 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,360 It's almost six o'clock. 393 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,120 It's almost six o'clock. 394 00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:38,480 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving new Mercedes. 395 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:47,480 Goose, Pellegrino, Goose, Zurich, Mercedes. 396 00:19:47,480 --> 00:20:16,720 Have you got a pension yet? Sandyford. Have you got a fucking plan? Watch your daughter. Do your plan. Booter's town. Where are you working now? Seapoint. Do you have a job, Joe? Blackrock. Where are you working now, Joe? For C-days. Please tell me you're working, Joe. One, two, one. Please tell me you're working. Workage. Gotta keep the money coming in. Second holiday hour. Just got six o'clock. You stock. Body in the boot. Body in the boot. Today FM. 397 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:26,680 Mount. Mount. Mount. Range Rover. Mount. Mount. Mount. Mount. Surich. Mount. It's about six o'clock. 398 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:46,480 Great stuff there, Ivan Yates. Brought to you. Drive Time is brought to you by Ivan Yates, Eddie Hobbs coin, the new cryptocurrency which is going to be released next Tuesday weeknight at the Hibernian Club. Stephen's green. You're all invited, but you're not. 399 00:20:46,480 --> 00:21:02,300 Oh, it's a members only swank house. I've got secret guest passes to give away. It's all coming up. It's all on the plate. 400 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:24,280 Ivan Yates is going to be doing the Yatering. Finger food. Eddie Hobgoblin. Midnight Seance. You name it. We're doing it. Bitcoin, your time is up. Hobbs is in town. 401 00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:33,220 And he's going to be chauffeur driven in a Mercedes coupe. Much like the one I'm overtaking right now. Do you know who I am? 402 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,540 As we hit the Quiddlebacker. Oh. 403 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,400 Not at an alarming speed. 404 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,100 Not at a fucking frightened one either. 405 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,740 The Flugplatz doesn't know what's hit it. 406 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,780 Go hard or go home. 407 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,720 Big shout out to Mercedes for the racing slips I'm wearing today. 408 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,320 A blend of sheepskin. 409 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,480 Panther sack. 410 00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:10,840 Oh. 411 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:12,220 And puppy fluff. 412 00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:15,520 Synergize together. 413 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,520 To create. 414 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,880 An absolutely unique. 415 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,260 Foot. 416 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:21,840 Experience. 417 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:22,700 On the pedal. 418 00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:29,080 The soul is lined from pure Panther sack. 419 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,620 Which creates a lovely bit of grippage on the pedal. 420 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,900 You won't know about until you've worn them. 421 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,360 And then once you've worn them. 422 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,580 There's no going back. 423 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,520 Nick Kyrgios. 424 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,400 The Aussie Greek tennis player with a bad attitude. 425 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,320 Donated a pair of creamy Lacoste's for my feet. 426 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,960 At Serena Williams Airbnb Goose Cloud gaffed the last night. 427 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,620 And I wore them on Monday or Tuesday. 428 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,240 Didn't really see any rewards from them to be honest. 429 00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:05,600 So. 430 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,660 I'm not going to send them back to Kyrgios. 431 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,260 I will keep them. 432 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,280 Maybe sell them on eBay. 433 00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:23,540 The great thing about the Lacoste actually. 434 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,340 Is that they are water tight. 435 00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:28,640 And with a removable insole as well. 436 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:31,180 So. 437 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:35,720 If you wanted to drink Goose from a Lacoste shoe. 438 00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:36,240 You could. 439 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,360 Without experiencing any of the drippage that you would incur. 440 00:23:41,260 --> 00:23:43,540 On a cheaper brand. 441 00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:47,520 Although I mean if you. 442 00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:47,880 That's. 443 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,180 If you're wearing Echoes or Gore-Tex. 444 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:51,500 Then. 445 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:53,840 Discount what I'm saying. 446 00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:56,400 But yeah. 447 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,220 I think they will fetch a pretty penny on eBay. 448 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,620 If not there. 449 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,220 Then adverts.ie. 450 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,440 If not there. 451 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,440 Then done deal. 452 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:10,720 SLK. 453 00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:12,900 This guy. 454 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,240 Trying to arse me into fucking last Wednesday. 455 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,940 Get the hell out of my way. 456 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,300 Do you know who I am? 457 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,340 It's almost 6 o'clock. 458 00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:22,560 Senior sales executive. 459 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:23,580 Mercedes Ireland. 460 00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:25,160 Partner. 461 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:25,820 KB and Siba. 462 00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:26,360 H23. 463 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:30,460 Media buyer. 464 00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:35,380 And crisis guru. 465 00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:39,340 Actually running my own crisis management agency at the moment. 466 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,360 And with our place absolutely full. 467 00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:46,900 Fuck. 468 00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:47,540 There's the guards. 469 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:50,960 The guards. 470 00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:52,020 Watch out man. 471 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:56,500 I keep on hearing sirens. 472 00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:57,580 And I get a bit worried. 473 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,020 I know it's just paranoia you know. 474 00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:01,540 The psychiatrist said I gotta let that go. 475 00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:05,680 We went through the questioning procedure. 476 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:06,680 Two days. 477 00:25:06,780 --> 00:25:07,400 Court order. 478 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:08,940 Extra 12 hours. 479 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:09,760 In custody. 480 00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:11,480 They still found nothing. 481 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:14,920 But I still get very very very shocked. 482 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:15,840 Worried. 483 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:17,240 And anxiety. 484 00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:19,860 Really grabs me by the neck. 485 00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:20,720 And throttles me. 486 00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:22,280 Whenever I think. 487 00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:23,980 Or hear the siren. 488 00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:27,160 But the psychiatrist has told me as well. 489 00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:29,060 That this is just all irrational you know. 490 00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:30,680 And your greatest fears. 491 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:33,060 I keep on replaying. 492 00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:34,820 Bad moments in my past. 493 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,740 And putting myself down. 494 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:38,500 And that's not good you know. 495 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,140 I used to be so powerful. 496 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,120 I used to crush everything in front of me. 497 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,680 And that's why I did so well. 498 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,420 I have an extensive. 499 00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:48,920 Impressive CV. 500 00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:50,840 Longer than your arm. 501 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,700 I actually had to go and buy a fucking toilet roll spool. 502 00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:57,660 In order to wrap around all the CV pages. 503 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,720 Whenever I go to a new job now. 504 00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:01,020 I just whip the spool out. 505 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:01,980 And say. 506 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,120 Take a ply. 507 00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:05,440 And if there's another person interviewing me. 508 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,000 I go. 509 00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:07,000 Why don't you have a ply? 510 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,560 And then if there's another one. 511 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,520 There's plenty of ply to go around. 512 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,000 Wipe your holes. 513 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,480 I'm going to go get a cuppa. 514 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,620 Cappa cappa. 515 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,120 And I'll be back in a minute. 516 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,560 When you're finished reading. 517 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,240 But. 518 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:21,800 Yeah. 519 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:22,060 I mean. 520 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,040 I used to be so powerful. 521 00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:23,900 But then. 522 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,840 So many different things came into my life. 523 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:26,760 Pellegrino. 524 00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:27,700 Goose. 525 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:31,540 And this little chimp. 526 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,100 Called Mr. Tickles. 527 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,860 Which I bought for my son. 528 00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:35,560 Arhar. 529 00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:37,100 His 15th birthday. 530 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:42,060 Which was probably the best present I thought at the time. 531 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:44,380 Fast forward. 532 00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:47,160 Two and a half months later. 533 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,620 And he's sleeping with my wife. 534 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,080 And now we're divorced. 535 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,060 But. 536 00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:03,880 It's looking a little bit cozy and rosy now. 537 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,060 As I move into the freaking Fooker. 538 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,260 Right behind Mr. Red here. 539 00:27:09,780 --> 00:27:10,380 Schwalbacher. 540 00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:12,260 Big big daddy. 541 00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:13,800 Coming hard. 542 00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:15,620 And fast. 543 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,520 Into the apex bender. 544 00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:19,160 Apex twin. 545 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,420 Selected ambient works there. 546 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,000 A lovely bit of texture. 547 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:27,840 Seminal electronica. 548 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,460 And that's how I utilize the last bend. 549 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,540 That's how I roll. 550 00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:35,480 And this is probably going to be a fucking. 551 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,240 If this is not. 552 00:27:38,420 --> 00:27:38,940 Silver. 553 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,140 It's going to be a real tasty bronze. 554 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,100 As we go. 555 00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:44,420 Hard and fast. 556 00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:50,160 Must be a reason why I've just got a pension. 557 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,560 Must be a reason why I invest in hedge funds. 558 00:27:55,060 --> 00:27:57,820 Must be a reason why I've just got a pension. 559 00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:01,620 Must be a reason why I've paid an investment. 560 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,000 It's almost 6 o'clock. 561 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:14,780 Look at this. 562 00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:14,780 Look at this. 563 00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:16,520 What? 564 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:16,700 What? 565 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:17,740 What? 566 00:28:17,740 --> 00:28:19,740 *laughs* 567 00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:24,740 *Gasp* 568 00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:46,740 It's almost six o'clock. 569 00:28:46,740 --> 00:28:47,740 *laughs* 570 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:00,740 It's almost six o'clock. 571 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:04,740 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test drive. 572 00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:05,740 Jimmy the Spank. 573 00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:07,740 Thank you Jimmy the Spank. 574 00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:09,740 Fucking hell. 575 00:29:09,740 --> 00:29:13,740 That does not reflect what was going on there. 576 00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:15,740 Fucking Barrow Roll. 577 00:29:15,740 --> 00:29:16,740 The Red Baron. 578 00:29:16,740 --> 00:29:18,740 Baron Von Richtelven. 579 00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:21,740 Oh fucking hell. 580 00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:22,740 It's almost six o'clock. 581 00:29:22,740 --> 00:29:24,740 Noah thank you very much. 582 00:29:24,740 --> 00:29:27,740 Where can I apply for the Zurich Life Insurance? 583 00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:29,740 Well, Noah there's a few places. 584 00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:32,740 You can hit up the interweb. 585 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:37,740 I just go onto zurich.ie. 586 00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:38,740 Um. 587 00:29:38,740 --> 00:29:40,740 Failing that. 588 00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:41,740 I mean. 589 00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,740 Where could you go? 590 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:44,740 *burp* 591 00:29:44,740 --> 00:29:46,740 Zurichburp.ie 592 00:29:46,740 --> 00:29:48,740 Maybe zurichburp.ie 593 00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:52,740 Or you can come see me later on Keyholder. 594 00:29:52,740 --> 00:29:55,740 They're a South Dublin branch. 595 00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:56,740 *burp* 596 00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:58,740 Zurichburp.ie 597 00:29:58,740 --> 00:30:00,740 Fucking zurichfailure.ie 598 00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:01,740 It's almost six o'clock. 599 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:02,740 Stinks. 600 00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:05,740 Absolute stink machine. 601 00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:08,740 I don't believe it. 602 00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:14,740 I'm Connor Williams. 603 00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:16,740 Welcome to Drive Time. 604 00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:18,740 I'm just back from the Fallon and Byrne. 605 00:30:18,740 --> 00:30:20,740 Corporate Gorge-a-thon. 606 00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:26,740 Where I was treated to an all expensive paid nosh up. 607 00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:29,740 With any choice of beverage I desired. 608 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,740 And bottlingless Grey Goose Mimosas. 609 00:30:31,740 --> 00:30:33,740 As an optional bonus Bev. 610 00:30:35,740 --> 00:30:39,740 Goose, juice and two smoking barrels of Iberian ham later. 611 00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:43,740 I was fucked up and strung out in a premature goose cloud. 612 00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:47,740 Lying back on the marble worktop down the deli counter. 613 00:30:47,740 --> 00:30:51,740 Taking chunky chomps of soft, luxuriant smoked Gouda. 614 00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:55,740 And washing it down with unlimited cab salve. 615 00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:58,740 The concoction hit me hard and fast. 616 00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:01,740 Inspiring a terrific moment of clarity. 617 00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:06,740 And self-importance. 618 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,740 Who here fears death? I shouted. 619 00:31:08,740 --> 00:31:11,740 Holding aloft a lengthy piece of chorizo. 620 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:15,740 Swinging it round my head like some kind of meaty lasso. 621 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:19,740 The crowd which it assembled consisted of mid to elite tier salary drones. 622 00:31:19,740 --> 00:31:23,740 From the legacy finance and investment sectors. 623 00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:25,740 Based in the city centre. 624 00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:29,740 And dispersed with numerous up and coming millennial bug chasers. 625 00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:31,740 Fresh out the Grand Canal box. 626 00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:33,740 For an eight hour cyber graft. 627 00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:35,740 In either Facebook, Google or Twitter. 628 00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:39,740 The de facto holy trinity of the modern age. 629 00:31:39,740 --> 00:31:43,740 Who here fears death? I shouted. 630 00:31:44,740 --> 00:31:45,740 Go home you drunk. 631 00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:47,740 Mumbled a lady wearing a repeal jumper. 632 00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:50,740 And a pink folly raven conch and backpack. 633 00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:52,740 Much to the smirky. 634 00:31:52,740 --> 00:31:53,740 Mirth. 635 00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:54,740 Mirth. 636 00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:55,740 Over involuntary assembled co-workers. 637 00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:57,740 Shut your hole! 638 00:31:57,740 --> 00:31:58,740 Shouted Zonad. 639 00:31:59,740 --> 00:32:02,740 Quenching any anally retentive discord from the millennial. 640 00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:04,740 Millennials. 641 00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:05,740 Who ironically. 642 00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:06,740 Would probably use the app discord. 643 00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:07,740 Later on. 644 00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:09,740 To share their dissatisfaction. 645 00:32:09,740 --> 00:32:11,740 With my moment of glory. 646 00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:13,740 Zonad is coarse. 647 00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:15,740 But like a good friend. 648 00:32:15,740 --> 00:32:16,740 He had my back. 649 00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:18,740 And softened the cough of the tech pussies. 650 00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:21,740 With all the volatility of a snapping rattlesnake. 651 00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:24,740 I fear nothing but death itself. 652 00:32:26,740 --> 00:32:27,740 I shouted. 653 00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:28,740 Realising that I'd fucked up. 654 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:30,740 Cause I was so drunk. 655 00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:32,740 And then said. 656 00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:33,740 I'm sorry. 657 00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:33,740 I meant to say. 658 00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:34,740 I fear nothing. 659 00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:35,740 But fear itself. 660 00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:40,740 Then I followed that up with another caveat. 661 00:32:40,740 --> 00:32:41,740 But even then. 662 00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:42,740 I don't fear fear. 663 00:32:42,740 --> 00:32:43,740 Because I'm covered. 664 00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:45,740 And my family are covered. 665 00:32:45,740 --> 00:32:47,740 In the event of my unfortunate demise. 666 00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:49,740 By Zurich. 667 00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:53,740 The crowd rudely kept eating. 668 00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:54,740 And tried to ignore. 669 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:57,740 The Connor Williams shaped elephant in the room. 670 00:32:57,740 --> 00:32:59,740 Their ignorance was astounding. 671 00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:01,740 With that. 672 00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:04,740 I fucking kicked over the fucking sachet box. 673 00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:06,740 Took a chunk of Gouda. 674 00:33:07,740 --> 00:33:08,740 Said see you later. 675 00:33:08,740 --> 00:33:10,740 I fucked right off out of Fallon and Byrne. 676 00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:12,740 Took an Uber home. 677 00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,740 And went to bed in my underwear. 678 00:33:15,740 --> 00:33:18,740 It's almost six o'clock guys. 679 00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:23,740 Can't believe that last fucking lap. 680 00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:25,740 I got it. 681 00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:26,740 It's Connor Williams here. 682 00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:27,740 Former senior sales executive. 683 00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:28,740 Mercedes Ireland. 684 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:29,740 Just on the off chance. 685 00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:31,740 You have a bit of spare change in the back pocket. 686 00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:31,740 Getting rid of this beautiful C-Class coupe. 687 00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:32,740 Nothing wrong with it at all. 688 00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:33,740 Good as new. 689 00:33:33,740 --> 00:33:34,740 Just had it resprayed there this morning. 690 00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:35,740 Rebuffed. 691 00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:36,740 Seriously rebuffed. 692 00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:37,740 New wheels. 693 00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:38,740 New tires. 694 00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:39,740 It's a complete 360 degree clean up on the car. 695 00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:40,740 That needed to happen. 696 00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:42,740 After a party at Zonad's last night got out of hand. 697 00:33:42,740 --> 00:33:43,740 A couple of his friends were over from London. 698 00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:43,740 A couple of Brit lads. 699 00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:44,740 Started getting a bit mouthy over the barbecue. 700 00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:45,740 I said who the hell are you guys? 701 00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:45,740 Lock stock and two fucking arseholes. 702 00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:46,740 One of them threw a slap. 703 00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:47,740 Last slap he'll ever throw. 704 00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:52,140 It's a complete 360 degree cleanup on the car that needed to happen. 705 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:55,820 After a party at Zonad's last night got out of hand, 706 00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:58,960 a couple of his friends were over from London, 707 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,840 a couple of Brit lads started getting a bit mouthy over the barbecue. 708 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,340 I said, who the hell are you guys? 709 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:07,440 Lock, stock and two fucking arseholes. 710 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,820 One of them threw a slap, last slap he'll ever throw. 711 00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:16,440 Just had the boot refitted, a completely new boot refitted. 712 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,660 So that's clean. 713 00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:19,780 No trace evidence at all. 714 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,320 Quick look at the interior at the front. 715 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,400 It's fucking magical, guys. 716 00:34:24,860 --> 00:34:25,800 Heated seats. 717 00:34:26,580 --> 00:34:27,820 Feeling the heat at the moment, 718 00:34:27,980 --> 00:34:31,000 so really need to get rid of this quick sell today, tomorrow if you can. 719 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:33,020 Bluetooth surround sound as standard. 720 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,560 Comes in handy when you need to drown out the voices in your head 721 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,280 telling you to fucking turn yourself in 722 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,720 as you're driving hard and fast into the Wicklow Mountains. 723 00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:40,220 Give us a ring. 724 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,100 Connor Williams. 725 00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:41,800 Thanks, guys. 726 00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:44,340 Enjoying the ride, Williams. 727 00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:47,080 It's almost six o'clock. 728 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:54,680 I don't know if you've seen, if you saw the last lap there. 729 00:34:54,820 --> 00:34:57,420 I nearly made the silver. 730 00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:57,420 I nearly made the silver. 731 00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:58,420 There. 732 00:34:58,420 --> 00:34:59,420 There. 733 00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:00,420 There. 734 00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:01,420 There. 735 00:35:01,420 --> 00:35:30,420 *Sigh* 736 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:59,420 Really nice lovely work there into the Fook and Skoogar. Now is look at that. Impresario. AMG range. Pure beautification. The overtaking maneuver of a beast. Into the Fall Reven Konkin backpack corner. 737 00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:07,420 Which was designed by none other than Stefan Edbert. The guards. The guards. 738 00:36:07,420 --> 00:36:17,420 *Sigh* 739 00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:19,420 *Sigh* 740 00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:23,420 *Sigh* 741 00:36:23,420 --> 00:36:24,580 That was the guards, guys. 742 00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:27,320 Apparently, uh... 743 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:31,580 Some shit has gone down with Derek Buck. 744 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:33,660 I mean, Derek Swing. 745 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:40,620 There are ruminations and rumblings that he's gone mad with Hucklebook, 746 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,760 and he's just gone Hucklebooking everywhere. 747 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:48,900 There are rumors that he's been seeing guys up on Kalini Hill Pyramid 748 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,200 doing the Hucklebook, private Hucklebook sessions. 749 00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:58,860 There we have. Someone's just sent that in from Twitter. 750 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,560 Apologies, I didn't get your name, but there's something not right. 751 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,500 Something not right at all. 752 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,220 It's a beautiful part of the world as well, if you can get down there. 753 00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:11,700 And look! Look in the background! 754 00:37:12,860 --> 00:37:15,300 The Gaff Sorrento House. 755 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,520 Would you believe it? Would you, Adam and Eve? 756 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:27,180 I don't know what's gone into him. 757 00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:32,220 Derek, if you're watching, man, please, please, please come back. 758 00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:35,060 We love you, and we want you to Hucklebook back home. 759 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,280 Mama Swing is scared. 760 00:37:37,460 --> 00:37:40,340 She's worried, and we just need you. 761 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:40,520 It's very... 762 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,060 It's dangerous up on top of Kalini Hill. 763 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:51,280 If you get on top of that pyramid and Hucklebook, you could have a nasty fall, a nasty spill, and you could injure yourself. 764 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,380 There'll be no more Hucklebook, and please come home. 765 00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:56,620 It's almost six o'clock. 766 00:37:56,620 --> 00:37:58,400 So I'm just going to speed up this lap here. 767 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,520 How do I move on? 768 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,180 How do I fast forward? 769 00:38:20,980 --> 00:38:23,780 I fucking don't know how to fast forward. 770 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,480 Oh my God. 771 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,380 Maverick Rhodes. 772 00:38:41,260 --> 00:38:42,940 Thank you very much, Maverick. 773 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:44,720 Maverick Rhodes. 774 00:38:45,260 --> 00:38:46,380 Thanks very much. 775 00:38:47,540 --> 00:38:51,140 Have a sixer of Tesco Export Lager on me. 776 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:51,940 Thank you very much. 777 00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:52,320 I will. 778 00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:55,040 It's almost six o'clock. 779 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,480 Really appreciate that. 780 00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:56,920 Thank you. 781 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:01,580 Kerry Murphy. 782 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:04,840 Kerry Murphy. 783 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,940 Thanks very much for me, Connor Williams. 784 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:10,540 Thank you very much. 785 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,520 So we're just going to have a look here, guys. 786 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,680 The last couple of minutes of the last race there. 787 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,240 We came in hard and fast. 788 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,480 On the last few big benders. 789 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,160 Into the green hell we went. 790 00:39:27,380 --> 00:39:28,520 No pain, no gain. 791 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,960 And you saw yourself there. 792 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:34,340 As we came up to the last turn, we were piling up in seventh gear. 793 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:37,520 Probably hitting the 250 km per hour. 794 00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:39,200 Here we are in the carousel. 795 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,880 Having a bit of fun. 796 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,000 Crystal swing cell. 797 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,420 Hard to believe I was in automatic the whole way. 798 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:49,920 It was a dream lap. 799 00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:52,840 A real dreamus. 800 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:53,920 Dreamus. 801 00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:55,060 Screamus. 802 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,500 It's almost six o'clock. 803 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:10,760 I'm going to be driving this thing to Ivan Yates' later on. 804 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,680 Because we not only have to finalize the book deal. 805 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:20,000 But we do have initial concept art for the movie. 806 00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:21,420 Hard shoulder the movie. 807 00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:24,440 The Ivan Yates movie. 808 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,980 Which I believe I can get for you now as well. 809 00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:34,060 I think we can get for you there, guys. 810 00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:41,780 Yeah, there we are. 811 00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:43,280 Great stuff. 812 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,360 This was his idea as well. 813 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:49,400 There will be consequences. 814 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:49,420 There will be consequences. 815 00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:49,460 There will be consequences. 816 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:50,820 Ivan Yates. 817 00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:52,260 Hard shoulder. 818 00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:59,020 And it's loosely based on the design of the equalizer. 819 00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:01,300 With Denzel. 820 00:41:02,180 --> 00:41:04,740 And he said he actually wanted to keep that template as well. 821 00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:10,580 I said to him, do you want it? 822 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,100 We can just do a new one from scratch. 823 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:12,660 He says, no. 824 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,520 Just put my head on the equalizer one. 825 00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:17,060 And we showed him that. 826 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,240 And I said, we might want to change. 827 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,280 Because you've still got Denzel's hands. 828 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,820 So Denzel's hands in your face. 829 00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:25,160 And he said, no, keep it. 830 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,060 I said, but his hands are black. 831 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,040 He said, Yates just. 832 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,880 Yates said, let's have black hands for the show. 833 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:35,960 I was like, what? 834 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,280 I thought, I mean, will that not take it out of reality? 835 00:41:40,420 --> 00:41:41,140 I said to Ivan. 836 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,160 He said, no. 837 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,860 In fact, it'll probably open up the audience even more. 838 00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:46,100 And that's Yates. 839 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,480 Yates isn't like you and me. 840 00:41:49,620 --> 00:41:51,340 He thinks on a different level. 841 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,120 And that's how he rolls. 842 00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:56,540 He's just a complete 360 degree businessman. 843 00:41:56,980 --> 00:41:58,820 Always, always be closing, ABC. 844 00:41:59,440 --> 00:41:59,940 Here we go. 845 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:00,380 Look at this. 846 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,880 This is the last straight. 847 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,240 We came up hard. 848 00:42:04,740 --> 00:42:07,020 And we've got Nas playing on the stereo too. 849 00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:08,940 Watch this. 850 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,560 Bit of bamboozlement. 851 00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:12,680 Coming right up. 852 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:35,180 Wow, look at that. 853 00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:43,860 Zurich Mad Bastard.ie. 854 00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:47,360 Zurich Whiplash.ie. 855 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,300 Zurich Whiplash.ie. 856 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:56,300 Zurich Mad Bastard.ie. 857 00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:59,300 Ugh. 858 00:42:59,300 --> 00:43:04,300 Insane in the membrane. 859 00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:06,300 What can you do? 860 00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:08,300 What the fuck can you do? 861 00:43:08,300 --> 00:43:13,300 We'll give it another smash bang wallop. 862 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,300 Thanks very much for tuning in everyone. 863 00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:18,300 This is Drive Time with me, Connor Williams. 864 00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:22,300 Anaconda G, thank you very much. 865 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,300 I hope you're having a great day. 866 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,300 Thank you very much for that. 867 00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:27,300 That's very kind of you. 868 00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:31,300 It's going towards the Zurich Pension. 869 00:43:39,300 --> 00:43:42,300 Really, really concerned about Derek Swing. 870 00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:44,300 Creamy Screamer too. 871 00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:48,300 Creamus Screamus on Network 2. 872 00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:49,300 Thank you very much. 873 00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:57,300 I was hoping that we'd actually be sinking a few Creamy Screamers and doing a few huckle bucks later on, but it just doesn't seem like that's going to happen. 874 00:43:57,300 --> 00:44:02,300 Last known sighting of Derek Swing on top of the pyramid on Kaliny Hill. 875 00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:03,300 Huckle bucking. 876 00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:06,300 Thank you very much, Swede. 877 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:08,300 Sweetie baby. 878 00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:09,300 Thanks so much. 879 00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:09,300 Fowl Raven Coonkin. 880 00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:10,300 Uh. 881 00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:23,300 As we enter the Fowl Raven Coonkin backpack corner designed by none other than Mr. Tickles the Chimp. 882 00:44:23,300 --> 00:44:31,740 Folly Raven Kunkin Backpack Corner, designed by none other than Mr. Tickles the Chimp. 883 00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:41,640 Just, I'm worried for Derek, he's inclining that, I don't know how long I'm gonna... 884 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,880 Ah, get out of my way! 885 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,460 Fucking neck of you. 886 00:44:47,460 --> 00:44:59,460 Thank you very much for that, Swedish Anaconda G, and Kremus Skremus. 887 00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:01,180 Very, very kind of you. 888 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:08,940 That'll go towards a bit of fucking petrol later on when we're on the prowl looking for Derek Swing. 889 00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:13,460 He's heading northbound. Please, can anybody... 890 00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:19,780 If anybody can see, have seen Derek Swing, let us know. 891 00:45:25,980 --> 00:45:29,400 It was such a good week, we're having such a good week with Wimbledon. 892 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,480 Going over to France for the weekend, for the tour. 893 00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:37,260 So we'll have plenty of Tour de France footage next week. 894 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,220 But, uh... 895 00:45:40,900 --> 00:45:42,540 Eddie Hobbs coin as well. 896 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,220 But the Derek Swing situation is really fucking... 897 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:46,860 It's a head scratcher. 898 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:47,980 Head melter. 899 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:56,320 And only a week as well after Mama Swing fell off the actual Crystal Swarovski swing 900 00:45:56,320 --> 00:46:02,520 that she had mounted in the lobby of their house in Middleton. 901 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,640 You know, so, I mean, that... 902 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,640 She had to go and, uh... 903 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,820 Get a fucking bandage on. 904 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:17,040 Swarovski are fucking humming and haunt about the rebuild. 905 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,140 I said, I mean, you're gonna... 906 00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:23,640 Swarovski... 907 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:24,200 You're... 908 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,500 This is Crystal Swing. 909 00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:27,620 This... 910 00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:29,700 You know, there's nothing... 911 00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:35,040 You have to go above and beyond the call of duty to accommodate these legends. 912 00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:39,400 And they were like, yeah, Connor, I'm sorry, we can't do it. 913 00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:41,020 I was like, you can fucking do it. 914 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:42,420 You're fucking Swarovski. 915 00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:46,140 They've got African Babata staying there next Tuesday. 916 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,320 It's almost six o'clock. 917 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:50,640 Whatever... 918 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,640 Whatever he... 919 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:52,640 He has done... 920 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,880 It's bad, I know, but I mean, he's made some great hip-hop tunes. 921 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,800 And now fucking Derek is fucked. 922 00:47:02,140 --> 00:47:02,640 I don't... 923 00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:05,640 It... 924 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:06,780 The mind boggles. 925 00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:07,920 It really does. 926 00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:09,540 What has gotten into that guy. 927 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,060 His whole life ahead of him. 928 00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:13,700 The best huckle-bucker this side of the hook. 929 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,060 Fucking huckle-buckster. 930 00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:18,180 And Hobbs coin. 931 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,960 Hobbs coin is gonna be a real scorch coin. 932 00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:26,840 Don't take my word for it. 933 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:39,560 It's gonna actually be probably the biggest coin launch since the euro. 934 00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:41,700 And I know it's a crypto. 935 00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:43,160 It's fully decentralized. 936 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:44,960 And it's... 937 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,500 It's gonna actually skyrocket. 938 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,360 And go to the moon. 939 00:47:50,220 --> 00:47:50,540 But... 940 00:47:50,540 --> 00:47:54,720 Physical manifestations of the coin are impressed at the moment. 941 00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:59,240 Eddie Hobbs has connections over at the coin printers. 942 00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:02,500 And Switzerland. 943 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,140 And you know the Swiss. 944 00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:07,300 They have their money sorted. 945 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,520 They have their fucking banks. 946 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:09,360 They know... 947 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:10,240 They know what they're doing. 948 00:48:11,940 --> 00:48:13,620 It's just touch and go now with Derek Swing. 949 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:14,320 If we can get him... 950 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:15,780 If we can find him... 951 00:48:16,780 --> 00:48:18,960 Everything's gonna be alright. 952 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:25,060 It'd be great if Nas could be playing now. 953 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,420 Because we had him on earlier on there at the replay. 954 00:48:28,580 --> 00:48:30,460 But it's not on during the track race meet. 955 00:48:31,740 --> 00:48:33,420 I like that Illmatic album. 956 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:34,460 It's great. 957 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,280 It's just fantastic. 958 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:37,200 Seminal. 959 00:48:38,300 --> 00:48:41,260 And I'm really into my modern hip-hop as well. 960 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,340 Kendrick Lamar. 961 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:45,120 To Pimp a Butterfly. 962 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:46,580 What can I say? 963 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,960 Very Afrocentric. 964 00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:51,460 Very Afrocentric. 965 00:48:54,860 --> 00:48:55,900 But I can get... 966 00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:56,820 I can fuck with that. 967 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,500 It's almost six o'clock. 968 00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:05,740 It's gonna be a gun. 969 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,240 It's gonna be a juicer. 970 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:09,780 Fucking goose machine. 971 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:10,640 No, no, no, no, no. 972 00:49:14,460 --> 00:49:16,340 It's gonna be an absolute goose bloose. 973 00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,380 Goose juice in the hoose. 974 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,740 It's a sweet little bender. 975 00:49:22,580 --> 00:49:23,400 As we take the rim. 976 00:49:24,460 --> 00:49:26,420 Tickling the apex with the fire stones. 977 00:49:26,420 --> 00:49:31,840 AMG range. 978 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:33,760 KPMG car. 979 00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:37,340 KPMG Mercedes special edition. 980 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:38,960 Investments. 981 00:49:40,300 --> 00:49:41,220 Stocks and shares. 982 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,120 Sewing up the blocks. 983 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,200 To sell rocks. 984 00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:46,300 Cracker cane. 985 00:49:48,080 --> 00:50:02,980 Don't put me in your box if you shit-eats tapes. 986 00:50:06,700 --> 00:50:07,300 Come on. 987 00:50:11,540 --> 00:50:12,980 I'm just spooking it, man. 988 00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:16,080 Yes. Train harder. 989 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,820 It could be done. It could be done. It could be done. 990 00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:21,520 He's trying to block me off the pass. 991 00:50:21,820 --> 00:50:23,360 Not going to happen. 6.45. 992 00:50:24,180 --> 00:50:25,880 I've got 50 seconds. 993 00:50:26,020 --> 00:50:28,180 Now I've only got 35 seconds to make it. 994 00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:32,320 It could be another creamy, cheeky screamer. 995 00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:33,420 Let's do it. 996 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:34,800 Let's do it. 997 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:36,000 Hobbscoin. 998 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:48,980 Don't fuck it up my last time, cons. 999 00:50:49,300 --> 00:50:50,700 Don't fuck it up my last time, cons. 1000 00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:52,300 No, no, no, no. That's it. That's it. 1001 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,980 Keep her fucking steady. 1002 00:50:54,340 --> 00:50:54,940 That's it, cons. 1003 00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:57,260 Go on, Connor. Go on, Connor. 1004 00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,840 Go on, Connor. You're going to do it, man. 1005 00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:00,820 Zonads. 1006 00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:02,920 Ocean Zonads. 1007 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:16,120 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1008 00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:18,540 San Pellegrino. 1009 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,740 You're almost 38. 1010 00:51:21,180 --> 00:51:22,060 Allianz. 1011 00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:23,380 Ivan Gates. 1012 00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,240 You're almost 38. 1013 00:51:25,620 --> 00:51:26,860 Network 2. 1014 00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:28,260 Dawkins. 1015 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,380 Network 2. 1016 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:30,080 Kalani. 1017 00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,040 What are you at? 1018 00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:32,960 Kill McCood. 1019 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:34,480 Have you got a pension yet? 1020 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,440 Sandiford. 1021 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,720 Have you got a fucking plan? 1022 00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:38,000 Watch your dog. 1023 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:38,160 Do it. 1024 00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:38,600 You're on. 1025 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:39,720 Booter's town. 1026 00:51:39,780 --> 00:51:40,720 Where are you working now? 1027 00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,520 Seapoint. 1028 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:42,440 Jabba, Jabba. 1029 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:43,420 Blackrock. 1030 00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,020 Where are you working now, Jabba? 1031 00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:45,980 For C days. 1032 00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,000 Please tell me you're working now. 1033 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:48,660 One, one. 1034 00:51:48,740 --> 00:51:49,920 Please tell me you're working. 1035 00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:51,240 Four, each. 1036 00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:52,420 Gotta keep the money coming in. 1037 00:51:53,420 --> 00:51:54,180 Second dollar. 1038 00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:55,340 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1039 00:51:57,060 --> 00:51:58,260 It's gone 6 o'clock. 1040 00:51:58,260 --> 00:51:58,840 You stock. 1041 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,060 Body in the boot. 1042 00:52:00,540 --> 00:52:02,180 Body in the boot today. 1043 00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:03,520 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1044 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:08,860 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1045 00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:09,700 Killian Willian. 1046 00:52:09,780 --> 00:52:10,660 Showing the commands. 1047 00:52:11,140 --> 00:52:11,740 Manson. 1048 00:52:12,940 --> 00:52:14,280 Thank you so much. 1049 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,400 Killian Willian. 1050 00:52:16,780 --> 00:52:17,340 Thank you. 1051 00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:22,060 And everybody out there in the mainframe who supported me on this quest for silver. 1052 00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:24,060 You know what comes next. 1053 00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:25,480 It's almost 6 o'clock. 1054 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:30,760 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1055 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,280 Favourite Yates, Konzo. 1056 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,560 W.B. 1057 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:35,680 Jack B. 1058 00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:37,240 Or the Ivanator. 1059 00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:44,080 I know I'd rather have a cold goose and juice with the Yateser than live on an island full of waffles. 1060 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,260 Are some shite. 1061 00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:47,720 Thank you very much. 1062 00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:48,780 Did the Tour de France. 1063 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:53,440 Boys Simon and Adam Yates share any relation to their namesake Ivan. 1064 00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:54,460 If so. 1065 00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:58,660 Do you anticipate that they purchase their juice with Hobbs coin? 1066 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:04,620 Might there even be a Hobbs coin team on the world tour in the coming seasons? 1067 00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:05,980 We don't know. 1068 00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:09,240 We can only, only guess and speculate. 1069 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:10,380 Yates and Quizzer. 1070 00:53:10,460 --> 00:53:11,460 But thank you so much. 1071 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:12,960 And Killian Willian as well. 1072 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,920 And everybody out there in the chat going wild for the silver. 1073 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:17,940 You know what comes next. 1074 00:53:18,660 --> 00:53:20,560 Eddie Hobbs' bones is made out of it. 1075 00:53:21,420 --> 00:53:21,800 Yeah. 1076 00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,020 You know what I'm saying. 1077 00:53:23,420 --> 00:53:24,320 Gold, baby. 1078 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:24,400 Gold. 1079 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:25,560 It's almost six o'clock. 1080 00:53:25,860 --> 00:53:30,880 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1081 00:53:32,060 --> 00:53:32,920 So sweet. 1082 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,320 Thank you so much, Silvertro. 1083 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:37,520 Wow. 1084 00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,640 We've really come a long way. 1085 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,740 We've really come a long way. 1086 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,000 Cannot believe it, man. 1087 00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:48,000 Great day. 1088 00:53:48,980 --> 00:53:49,460 Fantastic. 1089 00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:51,100 That's picked up the week. 1090 00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:54,340 Connor with silver medal. 1091 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,420 Thank you very much. 1092 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:56,580 And you know what? 1093 00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:57,500 It's Thursday. 1094 00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:59,060 Tomorrow's Friday. 1095 00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:02,400 Then, you know, it's the weekend. 1096 00:54:03,260 --> 00:54:05,660 No one does a fucking tap on Friday. 1097 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,320 So the weekend starts here. 1098 00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,080 As far as I'm concerned. 1099 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,840 Fucking insaniac. 1100 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:19,220 You haven't heard music until you've heard the voice of Ban Celebino. 1101 00:54:19,220 --> 00:54:31,880 Ban Celebino. 1102 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:44,260 Ban Celebino. 1103 00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:44,260 Ban Celebino. 1104 00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:47,840 It's almost six o'clock. 1105 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,260 The music of San Celebino. 1106 00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:55,480 Gonna go see him later on at the National Concert Hall with Zonad. 1107 00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,580 And Tickletronics as well. 1108 00:54:58,800 --> 00:54:59,500 Cannot wait. 1109 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:00,280 It's gonna be great. 1110 00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:04,420 Unfortunately, Silver Hype. 1111 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:05,840 Thank you very much. 1112 00:55:06,340 --> 00:55:07,420 Really appreciate it. 1113 00:55:07,420 --> 00:55:08,500 That's very, very nice of you. 1114 00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:09,460 Thank you very much. 1115 00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,260 Thanks so much, Silvdog. 1116 00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,360 If you want to pop into the brokership later on. 1117 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,220 We'll have a couple of goose shoots. 1118 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:20,220 I'm out of fucking pension plan for you. 1119 00:55:20,340 --> 00:55:20,860 No bother. 1120 00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:22,340 No money down. 1121 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:23,140 No. 1122 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:24,040 Comma. 1123 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,300 Money down. 1124 00:55:25,940 --> 00:55:26,920 Lionel Hullet's division. 1125 00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:28,400 It's almost six o'clock. 1126 00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:30,200 Bad news. 1127 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:33,160 Unfortunately, though, this is a bit of a bittersweet moment for me. 1128 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,220 Because we have it. 1129 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:42,240 Word that there's been another sighting of Derek Swing, I'm afraid. 1130 00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:46,280 This time in Cabra. 1131 00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,660 Outside the homestead there. 1132 00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:51,140 Behind a Yaris. 1133 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,340 He's being spotted giving the hucklebook behind a Yaris. 1134 00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,680 In Cabra. 1135 00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:02,100 Fucking hell. 1136 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:04,940 I don't know what's going on, man. 1137 00:56:08,220 --> 00:56:08,820 Fuck. 1138 00:56:10,820 --> 00:56:12,460 I don't know what's going on with him. 1139 00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:12,980 Is he alright? 1140 00:56:13,980 --> 00:56:14,940 Does he need... 1141 00:56:14,940 --> 00:56:16,340 Can we get anyone down there? 1142 00:56:16,380 --> 00:56:17,640 Are there any boots on the ground? 1143 00:56:18,620 --> 00:56:20,740 We need boots on the ground, guys. 1144 00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,440 Can anybody get down to the homestead? 1145 00:56:27,660 --> 00:56:28,420 Derek, please. 1146 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,220 Derek, if you're out there, please. 1147 00:56:30,660 --> 00:56:32,020 Please, please, please. 1148 00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:34,480 We need you to come. 1149 00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:35,980 Stop hucklebooking, man. 1150 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,460 We need you to come back. 1151 00:56:37,980 --> 00:56:38,860 And sit down. 1152 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,440 And take the fucking shoes off and fucking sit down, man. 1153 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,020 Put a pair of sand slippers on. 1154 00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:44,820 It's almost six o'clock. 1155 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:49,460 Derek, I've got a nice pair of sand pedalino slippers for you. 1156 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,800 Made out of three key ingredients. 1157 00:56:54,580 --> 00:56:54,940 Sheepskin. 1158 00:56:55,660 --> 00:56:56,900 Panther sack for the soul. 1159 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,220 And then lovely puppy fluff interior. 1160 00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:04,400 You slip your foot into that sunshine. 1161 00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,720 You won't want to do anything other than sit down. 1162 00:57:07,220 --> 00:57:08,660 Maybe watch today at Wimbledon. 1163 00:57:09,180 --> 00:57:09,840 Later on. 1164 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:11,780 We'll crack open a sand pedal. 1165 00:57:13,540 --> 00:57:15,440 And just talk about what's going on with you. 1166 00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:16,560 Because, like, we're worried. 1167 00:57:16,620 --> 00:57:17,660 Everyone's worried out there. 1168 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:18,600 Everyone on the chat. 1169 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:21,280 I'm scared. 1170 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:26,600 Thank you very much. 1171 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:27,200 Thank you very much, Kowloon. 1172 00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:29,160 Thank you very much. 1173 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,800 Look, it's going to be a good week. 1174 00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:38,340 We've still got Eddie Hobbs coin as well, which is going to be brilliant. 1175 00:57:38,460 --> 00:57:39,820 He's going to be there at the... 1176 00:57:39,820 --> 00:57:43,980 I might actually bring the Sam Pellicopter out later on. 1177 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,680 Take that for a spin drive. 1178 00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,420 To pimp a gooser fly. 1179 00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,200 Thanks so much. 1180 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:56,640 I live a simple life. 1181 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,020 Sam Pell for breakfast, dinner, and tea. 1182 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:04,080 It's dog-eat-dog here in the financial district of inner-city Leitrim. 1183 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,200 It's fucking gooser bus. 1184 00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:09,540 Traction control coin. 1185 00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:10,020 Thank you. 1186 00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:12,240 Wait. 1187 00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:14,780 There wasn't any traction control on the last one, man. 1188 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:16,860 Don't know what you're saying about that. 1189 00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:18,180 Trying to diminish the silver? 1190 00:58:19,420 --> 00:58:20,160 Neck of you. 1191 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:22,280 Sorry. 1192 00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:23,100 To pimp a gooser fly. 1193 00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:24,700 It's gooser bust. 1194 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,380 Popping down to Crystal Swingig tonight with the Yateser. 1195 00:58:27,820 --> 00:58:29,100 Spread the Zurich Bible. 1196 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,120 Thanks very much to pimp a gooser fly and traction control coin. 1197 00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,860 And County Kowloon, boys. 1198 00:58:35,940 --> 00:58:37,560 And Anaconda G. 1199 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,780 Fucking boom time. 1200 00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:42,120 Scared. 1201 00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,320 Scared of what's happening, Anaconda G. 1202 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:45,920 Really scared. 1203 00:58:48,140 --> 00:58:53,200 The Pelicopter will be unleashed to try and find Derek Swing. 1204 00:58:54,140 --> 00:58:55,320 Don't forget. 1205 00:58:56,580 --> 00:59:00,440 Eddie Hobgoblin is going to be spending his goose coins. 1206 00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:02,100 Karen. 1207 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,440 Thank you so much, man. 1208 00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:07,760 Milosh Karen, man. 1209 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:10,560 Milosh. 1210 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:11,540 Milosh. 1211 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:12,380 Feel it. 1212 00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:12,860 Feel it. 1213 00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:13,740 Milosh, baby. 1214 00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,100 It's almost six o'clock. 1215 00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:20,420 It's almost six o'clock. 1216 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,320 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 1217 00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:25,740 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1218 00:59:25,740 --> 00:59:26,240 It's almost six o'clock. 1219 00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,360 It's almost six o'clock. 1220 00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:40,080 Thank you very much. 1221 00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:40,140 Thank you very much. 1222 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,140 Anaconda G. 1223 00:59:43,620 --> 00:59:44,040 Karen. 1224 00:59:44,220 --> 00:59:45,320 What's the tune in the background? 1225 00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:46,700 Congrats on the silver. 1226 00:59:47,420 --> 00:59:49,500 It's the Gran Turismo menu music. 1227 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,540 It's Gran Turismo's menu music. 1228 00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:55,940 You'll find it on the official soundtrack for Gran Turismo 5. 1229 00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:58,900 I can't remember the name of the tune. 1230 00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:01,820 But I'll tell you who can fucking play tunes. 1231 01:00:03,980 --> 01:00:05,620 This guy, Tommy Hoolan. 1232 01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,380 Who I was introducing there at the boiler room. 1233 01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:10,980 Bit of a goose cloud. 1234 01:00:11,060 --> 01:00:11,400 The one. 1235 01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:12,100 The holy. 1236 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:13,240 Hoola. 1237 01:00:14,020 --> 01:00:14,380 Hoola. 1238 01:00:17,940 --> 01:00:18,900 Tommy Hoolan. 1239 01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,320 Word of advice there about a pension in his ear. 1240 01:00:24,740 --> 01:00:27,120 And then a blistering set. 1241 01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:28,200 Afterwards. 1242 01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:37,300 I'm a little upset with boiler room for leaving out my pension plan chat before the Tommy Hoolan set. 1243 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:38,200 But what can you do? 1244 01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,180 Place was hopping. 1245 01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:45,900 And popping. 1246 01:00:45,900 --> 01:00:52,420 And also. 1247 01:00:52,420 --> 01:00:52,480 Let's go. 1248 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,460 Gotta check this lot out. 1249 01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:26,540 Look at the fucking sesh. 1250 01:01:26,940 --> 01:01:27,740 Mad sesh. 1251 01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,360 That guy Tommy Schlug was there too. 1252 01:01:38,900 --> 01:01:40,320 Tune it for the silver. 1253 01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:45,180 It's almost six o'clock. 1254 01:01:45,420 --> 01:01:50,500 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1255 01:01:51,220 --> 01:01:52,460 Eddie Irv coin. 1256 01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:53,840 Thank you very much. 1257 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,160 It's almost six o'clock. 1258 01:02:07,380 --> 01:02:10,760 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1259 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,120 Thank you very much. 1260 01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:12,820 See you days. 1261 01:02:12,820 --> 01:02:29,800 Fairness to Tommy Schlug. 1262 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:32,040 He could really mix the tunes. 1263 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:52,320 Great stuff. 1264 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,560 Great stuff there from Dart. 1265 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,180 None other than Dart. 1266 01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:57,500 And Tommy Hoolan. 1267 01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:00,120 What a... 1268 01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:05,240 Sorry I had to change the tone there because it's almost six o'clock. 1269 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:05,260 It's almost six o'clock. 1270 01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:09,140 But Eddie Hobb's coin is going to be launched next Tuesday weekday night at the Hibernian. 1271 01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:10,560 Stevens Green members only. 1272 01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:18,280 He's going to be arriving on the back of a solid steel gargoyle which levitates. 1273 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:23,040 And he's going to be throwing out physical manifestations of Eddie Hobb Goblin coin. 1274 01:03:24,620 --> 01:03:27,020 Which is going to be an absolute blast. 1275 01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:28,880 An absolute blast. 1276 01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:32,920 And we're actually going to be playing a gig there as well. 1277 01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:46,100 And he's going to be playing a gig there as well. 1278 01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:51,380 And he really plays those stilettos and heels like a mad thing. 1279 01:03:52,380 --> 01:03:55,440 You can book us for weddings if you want. 1280 01:03:56,180 --> 01:04:00,240 We are available for all kinds of gigs. 1281 01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:02,300 And the name of the band? 1282 01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:04,880 Bed Hobbs and Broomsticks. 1283 01:04:05,980 --> 01:04:11,720 I also do a jazz trio with Jordan B. Peterson and Eddie Hobbs as well. 1284 01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:13,260 And sorry, Eddie Jordan. 1285 01:04:14,140 --> 01:04:15,300 Clean Your Blues. 1286 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,500 It's the name of our album and main song. 1287 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,080 But the name of our band there is Three Way. 1288 01:04:22,980 --> 01:04:24,880 So yeah, that's all happening. 1289 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:25,980 It's going to be a great day. 1290 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:36,560 And also I think Eddie Hobbs is going to be sacrificing a goat before launching Hobbs coin. 1291 01:04:37,420 --> 01:04:42,620 We're all going to drink the goat's blood from a chalice that he's going to hold aloft. 1292 01:04:43,460 --> 01:04:45,640 It'll have the blood in it and his face. 1293 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,680 And I explained how this works yesterday. 1294 01:04:49,420 --> 01:04:57,760 Eddie Hobbs holds the goblet aloft and presses his face on the shaft of the goblet. 1295 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,940 And it acts like a voodoo doll. 1296 01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:02,780 Pure voodoo doll.ie. 1297 01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,060 It's almost six o'clock. 1298 01:05:05,340 --> 01:05:05,980 That hurts him. 1299 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:12,560 But it's a self-flagellistic kind of way of paying homage to what's about to happen. 1300 01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:13,000 The blood. 1301 01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:14,180 The drinking of the goat blood. 1302 01:05:14,580 --> 01:05:17,740 That's all going to happen at the Hibernian, Stevens Green. 1303 01:05:17,940 --> 01:05:18,860 A great place. 1304 01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:21,540 Great people. 1305 01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:22,240 Great times. 1306 01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:24,940 But yeah, let's get back on the road for another hit. 1307 01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:27,040 Hit or miss. 1308 01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:27,940 Stick or twist. 1309 01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:30,800 I mean, are we going to go for gold here, guys? 1310 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:31,520 I'm not sure. 1311 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:32,800 I'm not sure. 1312 01:05:33,260 --> 01:05:34,720 But let's try it one more time. 1313 01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:40,540 It's almost six o'clock. 1314 01:05:40,540 --> 01:05:44,880 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving. 1315 01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:45,640 New Mercedes. 1316 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:51,640 anaconda g thank you so much 1317 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:09,640 it's almost six o'clock anaconda g that's going on hobbs coin complete 180 degree turnaround 1318 01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:17,240 hobbs united thank you so much let the boom time let the boom time brilliant stuff there 1319 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:19,000 what's this we've got another 1320 01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:27,720 is that right sorry sorry sorry oh god no 1321 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:31,240 no way 1322 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:36,920 it's derek again 1323 01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:41,640 the cops are here and the cops are driving by again 1324 01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:49,400 he's not he's been he's been seen at the apple green on the m4 1325 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:59,160 can anybody has anybody got is anybody out near enfield can anybody get out to enfield quick 1326 01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:07,000 hard and fast he's in the apple green service station there beside the burger king he's about to flick a 1327 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:12,920 fucking double cheeseburger with his foot please we need to get we need to get someone out there and 1328 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:15,160 who is this guy taking advantage of swing 1329 01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:17,320 oh 1330 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:23,480 what the fuck this just gets worse and worse and worse this really just gets worse guys 1331 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:27,200 Fuck. 1332 01:07:28,980 --> 01:07:29,300 No. 1333 01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,320 We're going to have to drive the pain away. 1334 01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,520 Anaconda G, thank you very much. 1335 01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:36,780 Eddie Irv coin. 1336 01:07:37,260 --> 01:07:38,640 Boxes of Cobra Toxin. 1337 01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:40,020 Connor Williams. 1338 01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:41,420 I-C-O. 1339 01:07:42,580 --> 01:07:44,900 I stuck on some tunes for you there, man. 1340 01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:45,840 Hopefully that was enough. 1341 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:47,240 Short but sweet. 1342 01:07:53,180 --> 01:07:54,060 Gold coin. 1343 01:07:54,260 --> 01:07:55,860 We're going for the Eddie Hobbs gold standard. 1344 01:07:55,860 --> 01:08:02,080 What the fuck is Derek doing, man? 1345 01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:04,620 Derek and the Dominoes. 1346 01:08:06,100 --> 01:08:07,860 The fucking Dominoes are falling. 1347 01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:09,080 One by one. 1348 01:08:09,660 --> 01:08:13,520 The Crystal Swing tour is going to be kaput. 1349 01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:18,900 We had scheduled a fucking Crystal Swing bang. 1350 01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:20,820 For the afters. 1351 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:22,280 After the Hobbs launch. 1352 01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:28,500 Fucking clackety-clookety-clack-clack. 1353 01:08:32,500 --> 01:08:34,560 It's all gone down the Anaconda G. 1354 01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:39,380 Can somebody get out to Enfield, please? 1355 01:08:43,780 --> 01:08:44,680 Fucking hell. 1356 01:08:45,020 --> 01:08:46,120 Hobbs coin is bust. 1357 01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:47,140 It isn't bust. 1358 01:08:47,220 --> 01:08:47,680 It's not- 1359 01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:50,480 Sorry, I'm getting confused here. 1360 01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:51,180 Derek- 1361 01:08:51,180 --> 01:08:54,820 If Derek isn't there at the fucking launch of Hobbs, that was one of the keys. 1362 01:08:54,820 --> 01:08:55,900 It's almost six o'clock. 1363 01:08:55,900 --> 01:09:02,900 What's he doing? 1364 01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:05,060 He's throwing it all away. 1365 01:09:07,020 --> 01:09:08,820 And who's that fucking Egypt with him? 1366 01:09:09,420 --> 01:09:10,100 Egging him on. 1367 01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:11,960 Taking pictures. 1368 01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:23,080 I told Derek, the only thing you have to think about is fucking chillaxing the cacks and getting ready for the Hobbs coin extravaganza. 1369 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:24,680 Everyone's onto it, man. 1370 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:37,000 I mean, it's not like it's a- It's not rocket science. 1371 01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:44,460 Even athletes at the top of their game take breaks so they're ready to come back. 1372 01:09:44,540 --> 01:09:46,780 They come back fully loaded. 1373 01:09:46,780 --> 01:09:47,160 It's almost six o'clock. 1374 01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,060 Ready to go. 1375 01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:49,260 Ready to blow. 1376 01:09:49,260 --> 01:09:49,260 Ready to blow. 1377 01:09:49,260 --> 01:10:01,340 But we can't think about that now as we enter the fucking twisty tooger. 1378 01:10:03,980 --> 01:10:05,280 It's almost six o'clock. 1379 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:08,600 Recklessly piling into the fucking outstretch. 1380 01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:11,520 A real Lando Norris chuckle fest. 1381 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,000 As we go into the fucking squeaker. 1382 01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:20,320 Nice and- And liqueured up. 1383 01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:23,280 With just a taste of goose. 1384 01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:26,220 Which is always there in the glove box, but never touched. 1385 01:10:26,780 --> 01:10:27,460 Or tasted. 1386 01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:31,280 Maybe a sniff. 1387 01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:32,400 You're allowed that. 1388 01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:33,360 But no taste. 1389 01:10:33,780 --> 01:10:34,600 I said taste there. 1390 01:10:34,660 --> 01:10:35,120 I meant a sniff. 1391 01:10:36,740 --> 01:10:37,900 Never ever drink a drive. 1392 01:10:38,020 --> 01:10:38,500 Guys. 1393 01:10:38,820 --> 01:10:39,520 It's drive time. 1394 01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:46,880 Fuck. 1395 01:10:55,060 --> 01:10:56,280 Get out of my way. 1396 01:10:58,780 --> 01:11:00,740 I think we broke the back of the green hell. 1397 01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:04,840 Which means, from here on in, it's silver or bust. 1398 01:11:05,620 --> 01:11:06,120 It's- 1399 01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:07,560 Oh, fuck. 1400 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:07,920 It isn't. 1401 01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:08,620 It isn't. 1402 01:11:08,900 --> 01:11:09,220 It isn't. 1403 01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:13,760 It isn't silver or bust. 1404 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:19,760 it's almost six o'clock hate her to get down to your great time see days dealer and ask about 1405 01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:30,080 test driving the new mercedes drive can you play the king of my castle thing yeah i will i will i 1406 01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:41,520 will be a reason why i've just got a pension must be a reason why i invest in hedge funds must be a reason 1407 01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:54,400 why i've just got a pension must be a reason why i've made an investment in jurek john jurek john john john 1408 01:11:54,400 --> 01:12:05,760 jurek john it's almost six o'clock we're actually going to be launching zurich john.ie for john 1409 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:09,600 who's having a rough time at the moment 1410 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:19,360 since the untimely demise of his father after falling off the mighty eiger 1411 01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:32,880 which is one of the most unforgiving climbs in europe it's not as tall as the matterhorn 1412 01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:45,920 oh or a few a good few other mountains they're taller than it in switzerland but uh 1413 01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,640 it's definitely probably one of the hardest climbs 1414 01:12:53,440 --> 01:13:00,160 in the world i mean i've done it free soloing myself uh just before i did el cap 1415 01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:09,760 there a few years ago i free soloed that uh and i actually taught alex honnold how to climb how about 1416 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:17,280 that but he me off i was gonna not only did i teach him how to climb el cap 1417 01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:30,800 without any rope i said to him alex do you know what i am a fucking shit hot d.o.p and i want to make a movie of you climbing the fucking thing 1418 01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:38,240 he said sound let's do it we get to principal photography it's almost six o'clock i'm shooting the principal shots 1419 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:48,640 and uh i'm halfway up the fucking mountain with him i've got two red raven cameras strapped to each shoulder 1420 01:13:50,000 --> 01:14:01,920 um which were on a contraption designed by geppetto sexton the great carl zeiss disciple of the bavarian 1421 01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:15,280 and i have two gopros strapped to my eyeballs and i can't see where i'm going i can only see through the le the lcd display 1422 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:21,440 which when pressed up against my eyeballs really is just a mishmash of colors 1423 01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:32,400 and i thought this was a novel and experimental and boundary pushing envelope pushing way of making 1424 01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:39,680 a movie about a man climbing a mountain without a rope alex honnold unfortunately didn't see uh things 1425 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:48,640 my way we got to halfway up el capitan and he says connor it took us two days to get up here man it's 1426 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:56,880 not gonna it can't take that long i said i'm working on it alex you're you brought me up here 1427 01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:01,440 did you see all the luggage i'm carrying i don't see you carrying anything 1428 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,160 it's almost six o'clock sacks me sacks me halfway up the mountain 1429 01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:18,400 fucking back sacking crack get out of my way i said you're worse than that snake anderson the phantom thread 1430 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:28,640 i just shouted to the runner that i'd uh brought with me i said gavin he was down at the bottom of el cap 1431 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:38,640 it's like gavin get up here now help me get these fucking ravens down it's almost six o'clock 1432 01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:44,960 it's fucking bronze it's bullshit i think the story about el cap has really just made me sick as well 1433 01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:53,440 as derek and the dominoes we've had oh for fuck's sake but we've not got another one it's almost six o'clock 1434 01:15:54,160 --> 01:16:00,640 not a fucking another one is there god i'm sorry guys he's been he's been seen again where is he this time 1435 01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:04,800 where the fuck's that 1436 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:09,120 that's the enfield one 1437 01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:12,800 fucking portal dolman 1438 01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:19,840 that count that's that's claire that's down somewhere i've never been down that far 1439 01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:26,160 county claire he's given he's doing the fucking hucklebook in front of a portal dolman which is 1440 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:36,560 ancient that's fucking what's that 3500 bc the neck of him and who is this guy 1441 01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:46,480 i'm just fucking just fucking had it today i've had it it's almost six o'clock time to get down to your 1442 01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:52,720 local mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new mercedes thank you very much miles 1443 01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:59,360 fucking hell man it's almost six o'clock 1444 01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:19,440 jimmy jews thank you very much jimmy jews thank you very much 1445 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:29,440 and miles miles dungan 1446 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,480 nav and town council thank you very much 1447 01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:44,720 really appreciate the sweet sweet zurich superannuation 1448 01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,640 cork city on the rise 1449 01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:58,320 far further thank you very much it's always great you always leave us something sweet to read when you 1450 01:17:58,320 --> 01:18:06,880 far further thank you very much some mind some mind peasant was trying to ask me what the conversation 1451 01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:11,840 what the conversion rate of hobbs coin would be at the launch i told him he should worry about the 1452 01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:20,080 conversion rate of those septic words leaking from his mouth cage pathetic almost punched him for even 1453 01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:27,200 talking to me sorry to hear about that far hopefully you can get further on and past that at least at the 1454 01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:33,600 very least at least you're not fucking derek swing at the moment it's in a bit of a pickle down by a portal dolman 1455 01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:40,480 down in county claire one week before the magnificent launch of hobbs coin 1456 01:18:41,360 --> 01:19:01,200 he decides to pull that it's absolutely disgusting it's very very inconsiderate of him uh his mother and myself we're not together or anything but he's we we're both in business with him and uh we're we're absolutely sickened very sickened 1457 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:10,800 one week before hobbs going one week disgusting and it's not it's it's something which we need to 1458 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:14,640 rectify we're gonna have to have words with him 1459 01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:21,200 we're gonna have to have big time words big time words guys 1460 01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:33,600 connor williams thank you very much for watching today's drive time all of you every one of you the 1461 01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:39,600 weekend is upon us it's seven o'clock crack open a nice sand sand pail for yourself 1462 01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:44,560 just enjoy what's left of the evening 1463 01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:54,160 you've been amazing you've been amazing it's sad about derek sorry it's just really fucking throw me off 1464 01:19:54,720 --> 01:20:04,400 meant to be a great day the silver trove in the back pocket and all i can think about is the hucklebook down by the portal dolman 1465 01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:15,520 the hucklebook outside the homestead in cabra the hucklebook the m4 services in enfield the hucklebook top of klein hill 1466 01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:22,640 disgusting thanks everybody for watching and tipping and everything away keep tipping away yourselves best of luck 1467 01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:27,440 god bless see you later 1468 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:38,960 welcome back everybody the highlights here wimbledon with me connor williams on network two we've got query 1469 01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:48,000 against nadal if you have any queries about who this guy is then don't ask me because i've never heard of the guy but he's made it to the quarterfinals 1470 01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:51,920 this is his chance now to get a lovely sammy 1471 01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:59,360 he's not pulling any punches is he jordan he's doing well he's cleaned his room he's cleaned his balls 1472 01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:09,120 nadal doesn't know what this guy's about he does now iberian smash ham cured meat stinky feet 1473 01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:15,840 i gotta help out of that nadal will take that all day long we're hitting the queer balls 1474 01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:25,600 yep business as usual for nadal knows what it is to be a man i actually met nadal at the seance we were 1475 01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:36,160 holding last night in serena williams's airbnb he was really dry actually yeah yeah he was like he's a great 1476 01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:44,000 player now i'm not a bit of crack out of him at all you know we were all goosed up where was that serena's 1477 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:51,440 you were there you're mapping all right yeah i didn't drink i didn't want to drink well you certainly 1478 01:21:51,440 --> 01:22:01,440 had me fooled anyway you know i i stay away from alcohol i exercise and eat meat eat meat and i cry 1479 01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:06,800 spent two hours having a hate cry yeah do you do that alone 1480 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:15,840 yeah usually i just go into the bathroom and stick on footage of things that make me triggered 1481 01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:26,720 and i call you up like a trigger a pistol trigger i get a hard arm what yeah get a hard on and 1482 01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:36,320 pretend that's a trigger that i have to pull what are you on a bill and i do that tantricly for about 20 hours 1483 01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:44,320 until i reach a heightened state of pleasure known as trigger tromix i start to make music with my mouth 1484 01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:56,080 go on give us a blast okay okay it's all right you can put a beat to that 1485 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:11,520 oh no we missed the end of the game the dal the spanish iberian peninsula has taken it to the queer eye for the straight guy 1486 01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:19,280 more of this in the future meet connor williams jern b on network two thanks 1487 01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:49,260 Thank you.