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The history of the Eiffel Tower.

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Obviously, it is just unbelievable in terms of representing visible display of Paris.

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It's a great pleasure to talk us through this landmark series.

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Architectural historian, Danielle O'Donovan, who joins us now from our Cork studio.

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Welcome to the program and welcome from the Friday landmark series, Danielle.

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Gavin McNamara.

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What makes the Eiffel Tower so iconic?

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Adam Butler.

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Well, Dan Scrabble.

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In Alex Copham.

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Story.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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*Leprechaun*

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You're a fuck?

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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How's it going guys? We're getting ready to do the gold trophy systems here at the Nurburgring.

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Hallowed Nurburgring turf here in Germany.

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Ivan Yates superlative cookbook extreme special.

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I gotta tell you it's been an absolute ball blaster of a 48 hour period.

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The difficulty is it a building? Is it a structure?

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Wimbledon, Ivy Yates.

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Well, they wanted to showcase everything that was good about France.

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Ivan Yates, his new cookbook.

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Matt Cooper who's also gonna be opening his brand new restaurant.

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Matt Cooper's interracial spice house experience which delivers only the finest spice bags the world has to offer.

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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Today's racing is brought to you as well by Mercedes and Wilson Sox.

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And Mercedes, thanks very much for the Mercedes slip on super shoes.

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These guys really help you when you go in fast and hard onto a tight curb cruiser.

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Using Panther Skin technology for the bottom sole which gives you extra grippage onto the pedal.

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Also, lovely exterior here which is pure sheep woven dyed in the wool sheep fabric.

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And also, not forgetting last but not least, puppy fluff interior.

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And a memory foam. Memory foam surface.

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So the ball of your foot is comfortable when slipping into the race.

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Also, thanks very much to Max Darwin who's writing some Cooper fiction at the moment.

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He says Cooperfection but I think that Matt Cooper fiction, fan fiction is on the way soon enough from Max Darwin.

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So thanks so much.

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Big shout out to everybody in the chat there.

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Big dog.

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Nowhere man.

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Max Darwin, Graham Reed, Bag of Boxes, John Kennedy, Patrick Kelly.

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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Get ready for the ride of your life.

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Pure passion.

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Opel.

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Germany.

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Nürburgring.

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The Neuburg.

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The Nuremberg Trials.

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Incorporating Mercedes.

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BMW.

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And last but not least, Zurich.

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Which is the Swiss wiss.

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When it comes to being able to secure your future, your pension.

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There is no other house to go to or city other than Zurich as well.

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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Let's get on the road here.

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First and foremost, let's say a big thank you very much to our sponsors.

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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Mercedes slip on sponsorship.

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Thanks so much for that.

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Do you want to ask about test driving the new Mercedes?

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Two euro going towards the new Mercedes.

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We're gonna go cockpit-less today as we go automated.

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Automatic for the people.

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Michael Stipe was in touch yesterday afternoon to say how much he enjoyed the show.

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And that he's gonna be popping down to his local Zurich partnership later on to start a new pension.

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Even though he's into his fucking swan song years at the moment.

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Don't wanna fucking sully the mood or atmosphere.

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Michael Stipe, Mickey Stipe, you should have started that back when you were dancing around like a lunatic in the early to mid-90s.

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When you were making the fattest wonga wads that you've ever made.

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You really should have started the Megamix then, my friend.

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But unfortunately, not everyone can do that.

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Also, big shout out to Hobbs Coin, which is coming up.

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The launch on Tuesday, weekday, fortnight.

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The Hibernian Club, St. Stephen's Green in Dublin.

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It's gonna be a brand new cryptocurrency based on the inner machinations of Eddie Hobbs' mind pipe.

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Which also has a team of chimps in the back room of his cork mansion.

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Hammering away on a load of fucking buttons and keys.

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Trying to break and mine Hob, brand new Hob, Hob crypto.

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On the latest Hobbsware.

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Which they've downloaded from Carl Zeiss.

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Who thankfully provided the lenses I needed when shooting Alex Honnold.

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On top of El Capitan for the movie Free Solo.

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I was doing principal photography on that.

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Unfortunately, it didn't work out as I said yesterday.

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I got halfway up the mountain there.

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And Alex Honnold had a bit of a blowout with me.

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Because it took me three days to go halfway up.

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And he was wanting to do the mountain in one.

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Less than one, to be honest.

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And, you know, I was trying to explain to him.

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It's the shooting of a movie here.

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We're gonna be making the best premiere picture.

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Documentation of what he's done on this mountain.

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But he was really, really, really ripping with me.

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Because I had mounted two cinematogra-

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Cinema-grade cameras.

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The Red Raven.

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Not sure if you're familiar with those.

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But, yeah, they retail at about 15 grand each.

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I had them custom mounted on a kind of bio frame on each shoulder.

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And two GoPro Hero 5s to boot.

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Which were pressed onto my eyeballs like goggles.

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So they were filming.

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Yeah, you had a representation of what my eyes were seeing, you know?

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Whoa.

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And he didn't want it.

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He got someone else to do the film.

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No big loss to me, anyway.

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I went back.

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And shot a corporate for Allianz.

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As we come hard.

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And screwball-ish.

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Into the red-white apex.

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Just a warm-up lap today, guys.

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Dust off the cobwebs.

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Pure passion.

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Into the ex-Mueller.

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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If you haven't got down to your local Mercedes dealership yet, why not?

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They're literally begging you on the adverts these days to go down.

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Especially students as well.

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You know that the boom is back.

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When Mercedes are playing radio adverts.

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Saying, "You've just graduated.

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Why not treat yourself to the car you deserve?"

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As we enter the green hell.

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Jackie Stewart.

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Really came unstuck here.

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But not me.

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This is nothing to a guy like me.

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Conor Williams.

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Former Senior Sales Executive.

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Mercedes-Eyes Ireland.

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A lot of extensively researched work has gone into preparing for my drives.

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Which incorporates all the best news on tech, finance and Dublin-based innovations.

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Hobbs Coin is really going sky-high at the moment.

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The anticipation is bubbling, simmering away.

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If you haven't got in yet, get in fast.

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Before the launch.

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Book your ticket and your place.

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There's only a limited amount of Hobbs Coins going to be available in the globe.

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Where do you want to be when it goes to the moon?

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Do you want to be on the moon?

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With me, Eddie Hobbs, Johnny Ronan, Dermot Desmond?

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Or do you want to be sat down watching the moon landing back at home going, "I wish I was there?"

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Oh, fuck.

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I need to get going.

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Into the heads, wait so.

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Down to third.

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I'm just getting warmed up.

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The good news is myself and Alex Honnold have put the past behind us.

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And I'm going to film him free soloing Croke Patrick next Tuesday weeknight after the Hobgoblin event down at St. Stephen's Green.

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I've told him to join us.

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We're going to fly from Stephen's Green to Croke Patrick.

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The peak.

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We're going to throw him off the top with a parachute.

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And then he's going to free solo back up it.

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We're going to go down the Samp helicopter of course.

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My patented beautiful helicopter dream pipe.

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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I don't know if I have a picture of here.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back to the base.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'll show you when we get back.

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I'm still making great time.

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In a real comfortable bronze.

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Easy street.

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Easy street.

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Easy street.

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Five reds in the deck and it's lights out.

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And away we go for the Otter and Grand Prix.

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Here Verstappen gets an awful start.

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Bottas in second.

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And Lewis Hamilton in third.

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But here comes Lando Nars now overtaking Lewis Hamilton.

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To go into the highly charged sexualized third place.

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Kimi Raikkonen behind those guys.

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And hot on Raikkonen's ass is Seb Vettel.

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Then Pierre Gasly.

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Then Antonio Giovinazzi.

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Who is not a Nazi.

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Let's make that clear.

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I did a bit of research before on Wikipedia.

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Couldn't find any right wing links to him whatsoever.

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Did a little scour of his social media there Giovinazzi.

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No evidence of any fash.

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In fact.

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I did see him like and retweet someone with an LGBT kind of rainbow job going on there.

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So he could actually be the other way.

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Could be a fucking loony left.

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Lap four here and Verstappen's having a fucking nightmare.

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He shot more places in the first four laps than he has in his previous 14 races.

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Here's Vettel overtaking Lando Norris.

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And he does successfully.

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Nudging Norris into the nook.

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And making good with his tires across open ground on Network 2.

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But here comes Norris again hard and fast.

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He refuses to back down like Tom Petty or Liverpool in the second leg against Barcelona.

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Bit of hustling and hurrying here in Lando Norris.

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Fails at his attempt to take a second bite of the cherry.

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Vettel's cherry remains unchomped by Norris.

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The cherry popping daddy on Network 2.

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Now we're with Verstappen, the flying Dutchman.

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What can he do here?

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The ride of Norris is ours.

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Has he got the power to overtake?

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He does on turn three.

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And that's going to really please the Dutch crowd who are assembled here to drink beer,

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wear orange, and watch car go fast around track on Network 2.

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Lap nine now.

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We're with Verstappen again.

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He's really taking it to Raikkonen on the same turn three that he took Norris to the cleaners.

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And he's done it again.

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It's deja vu for the orange crew here again on Network 2.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Jaguar Sandiford.

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Outstanding 192 offers now available across our award-winning range.

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Spirit Jaguar.ie.

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Well, it's the start of the Super 8's.

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A lot of expectation now that the provincial championship's over.

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The back door has worn its way down.

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The back door has worn out.

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We're going to preview all-

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Ivan Yates has just had to let us know that the back door has been worn out hard and fast.

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Hopefully, there wasn't too much fucking pumping going on.

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And that the hinges can be put on that back door.

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Big shout out to HRH.

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Sir Adam Soper MBE on Twitter who says, "Put the 5% saving into a Forex trading account.

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Then, re-triangulate that into a Zurich bonus bond shockwave plunger.

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And just watch those Euros partake in some beautiful cell division.

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While you sip on an ice-cold Sam Pell New Wilson socks every day."

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That's a guy who knows what he's talking about.

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I'm going to go for silver here.

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Bit of hustling and hurrying in the last race, but it's nothing we can't do.

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It's nothing we can't do again.

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Big shout out to everybody out there in the chat.

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Antonio Prolapse.

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Female part clangers.

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John Dwayne.

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John Kennedy.

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Ian Kelly.

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Welcome.

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To Zurich.

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John.

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It's going to be a real tough nut to crack.

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Fucking hell.

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Sorry, just a little bit too excited as well.

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Matt Cooper sent a screenshot of the tasting menu, which he's going to be offering at his

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Interracial Spice Box tonight on Network 2.

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Courtesy of Today FM.

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It's going to be a real blast as well.

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I think Yates wants to go, but I mean, to be honest, Yates and Coop, they see each other so many times during the week on a professional basis that Yates doesn't really want to go.

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Also, he's confided that because his upcoming release of Yates on Plates, Meals from the Hard Shoulder, his book, his cookbook, he doesn't want to be seen hanging around Matt Cooper's Interracial Spice.

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Spice Box because he knows that there'll be a photograph in VIP magazine tomorrow, probably, of the two boys.

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And that just is going to clash.

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Sadly, we'll clash with Yates on Plates.

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I don't blame him, you know.

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It looks like a great book.

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It's going to be one for the ages.

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I'm not going to laud it too much, you know.

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But I mean, as I said to you before, you've got pizzas, coffee, basil, tine, Asian dishes, avocados.

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There's a whole chapter dedicated to the humble avocado.

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That's going to also be released at Eddie Hobgoblin's fucking Bitcoin extravaganza Hob's coin next Tuesday weeknight.

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You've all been invited to that, except I don't think anybody is going to be able to get in because you won't be elite enough.

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If you're a card-carrying member of the elite Illuminati, then you're not going to be able to get in, I'm afraid.

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Meanwhile, I will be leaving the event on board the Sam Pellicopter with Alex Honnold in the stronghold at the back.

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We're going to fly that up to Crokepatrick to the top.

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Then I'm going to drop him off out of the helicopter.

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He's going to fly down using a wingsuit and a fucking carrier bag for a parachute at the bottom.

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Then he'll climb back up and we'll meet at the top.

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I'm going to have two red ravens on my shoulders.

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It's almost six o'clock guys.

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Oh my God.

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Fucking hell.

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Had an offer there.

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To come on board as an exec.

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Oh!

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And a new Morty Morrissey vehicle is Tea Time Chinwag.

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Which is going to be a daytime affair.

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A light-hearted look at the events going on around the day.

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Quick chat with the celebs and all that kind of stuff.

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A kind of pre-afternoon show, afternoon show.

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And he's going to do it by himself.

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I was saying maybe you should get a female co-presenter, but I mean he wants to do it all himself.

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But he is a cool cat, you know? He's got a velvet touch.

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And he does, the thing about Morty Morrissey is nobody knows this, but he does feast upon tins of Sheba.

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Every day.

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Because he is half panther.

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That's almost six o'clock.

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He is the result of a cross breed human and panther.

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And he does retain a lot of those feline kind of features and ways.

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So, yeah, the other thing is he never loses his balance.

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And he has nine lives.

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And he's such a silky operator.

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You can't not ignore him when he's on screen.

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He's got such a presence.

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But, yeah, Morty Morrissey's tea time chinwag.

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And hopefully we'll have a bit of a chinwag about that tonight when I see him at Matt Cooper's Interracial Spice House.

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Unfortunately, Derek Swing still has not been seized.

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We have issued a warrant unofficial.

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I know the guards are after him, but we are actually hiring bounty hunters at the moment.

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who are scouring the length and breadth of his last known sighted location.

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Oh!

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Which was outside the portal of Dolmen.

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A 3,500 BC year old stone monument.

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The Crystal Swing R.E.M.

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The Crystal Swing R.E.M.

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merger is going to be happening.

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I think they're booked for longitude next year.

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And I think they're booked for longitude next year.

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And I think they're going to be in trouble.

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And I think they're going to be in trouble.

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And I think they're going to be in trouble.

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And I think they're going to be in trouble.

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And I think they're going to be in trouble.

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And I think they're going to be in trouble.

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And I think they're going to be in trouble.

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And I think they're going to be in trouble.

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And I think they're going to be in trouble.

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And I think they're going to be in trouble.

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Derek Buck if you're watching.

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And Peter Buck from R.E.M.

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If you know where he is, get in touch with Derek.

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And we'll try and swing something into business.

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The Crystal Swing R.E.M.

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Merger is going to be happening.

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I think they're booked for longitude next year.

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Which is going to be a real blast.

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If we can get Derek Swing back for that.

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It's going to be an absolute blast.

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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Fuck.

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*Tonk*

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Comfortable silver on the cards.

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It's almost six o'clock guys. Hopefully we'll finish this lap just before the big six hits.

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It's almost six o'clock. Oh dreamscape.

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Dream wear. Oh my god yeah this is a real tough little hairpin bender as we head up to the carousel of dreams. It was actually right here that we had the brainwave.

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Whilst listening to a vaporwave track about Hobbscoyne. Marty Morrissey was in the backseat screaming like a cat. Crying because we were going so fast.

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And Marty of course you know he's a he knows he lives fast himself but he actually has never been in the back of an AMG with Connor Willey at the front wheel.

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So I uh we were hammering home the finer points of crypto. Myself and Eddie Hobbs. Marty Morrissey was crying tears of not just tears of fear but also tears of shame.

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Because he knew that the mask had slipped at that stage. He couldn't handle the g-force. The g-spot which had been placed upon him. Uh due to the fast and unrelenting pace and speed and power of the torque.

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He said he knew what he said he knew what he was getting himself into but I said he was all torque.

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And uh oh.

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But uh we got back.

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To the clubhouse.

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Had Marty Spade.

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We went on the piss and we forgot about everything then. He was right as rain again you know.

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But uh we did have the the idea the brainwave.

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For Hobbscoyne there.

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Also the legitimacy of having an army of chimps in his mansion hammering away on

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on MacBook Pros trying to fucking mine Hobbscoyne.

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Uh was still

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not great you know.

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He was like what if Peta found out about this.

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We were like we just don't tell them.

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They're not invited.

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They're not going to be invited to the Stevens Green Super launch anyway.

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And as you know

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the Hibernian Club Stevens Green

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does have

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an extensive array

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of stag heads and other

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other animals heads on the wall.

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All of those animals which

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met their maker.

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Either out in Kenya

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on a safari trip

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at the hands of either myself

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or other members of the cabal.

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And uh that's what we're here today

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to tell you about folks.

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The cabal.

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You may have heard a lot of bad news.

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about the cabal.

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Don't believe the hype.

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Okay.

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Uh we're good guys

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and we're actually trying to make the world a better place.

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Uh Michael Jackson style.

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You know he sang that song.

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But uh actually turned out

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to be uh

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a bit of a fucking big time irony.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Oh.

498
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Oh.

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Well there you have it.

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We were on course for a lovely silver.

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And it's turned to shit.

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00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,160
Could still be done.

503
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,420
Could still be done.

504
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,320
Will we do it?

505
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:10,920
We probably will.

506
00:27:13,140 --> 00:27:13,960
Now if this

507
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:13,960
if this

508
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,920
if this

509
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,220
if I can get silver

510
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:18,240
at that stage

511
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,220
Conor Williams

512
00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:20,980
former senior

513
00:27:20,980 --> 00:27:22,200
sales executive

514
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,060
Mercedes Ireland

515
00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:23,960
silver trophy

516
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,800
silver trophy

517
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,540
bad guy

518
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:27,700
and pure

519
00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:28,740
San Pellegrino

520
00:27:28,740 --> 00:27:30,120
um

521
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,860
cabalist

522
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,380
if I can get that

523
00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:35,580
silver

524
00:27:35,580 --> 00:27:36,880
without even trying

525
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,060
just imagine how

526
00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:38,980
quickly the gold

527
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:40,120
is going to be relinquished.

528
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:43,640
It's almost six o'clock.

529
00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:45,100
Welcome to drive time.

530
00:27:49,820 --> 00:27:51,720
It's almost six o'clock.

531
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,140
San Pellegrino.

532
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,340
You're almost 38.

533
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,640
Allianz.

534
00:27:57,780 --> 00:27:58,980
Ivan Yates.

535
00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:00,860
You're almost 38.

536
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,280
Network 2.

537
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,840
Docky.

538
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:04,980
Network 2.

539
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,140
Kalinez.

540
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:07,620
What are you at?

541
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:08,560
Kill McCood.

542
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,080
Have you got a pension yet?

543
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,040
Sandiford.

544
00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:12,320
Have you got a fucking plan?

545
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:13,620
Watch your mind.

546
00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:14,200
Dock your plan.

547
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,320
Booster's town.

548
00:28:15,380 --> 00:28:16,320
Where are you working now?

549
00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:17,100
Sea Point.

550
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,220
Do you have a job, John?

551
00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:19,020
Black Rock.

552
00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:20,540
Where are you working now, John?

553
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:21,140
Mercedes.

554
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,820
Please tell me you're working now.

555
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,520
Please tell me you're working.

556
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:27,040
More cage.

557
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,020
Gotta keep the money coming in.

558
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,460
Second holiday home.

559
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:33,900
Just got six o'clock.

560
00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:34,440
You stop.

561
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:35,640
Body in the boot.

562
00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:37,300
Body in the boot.

563
00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:38,100
Today FM.

564
00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:39,840
San Pellegrino.

565
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:40,340
We are.

566
00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:40,900
Trover.

567
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:41,800
Trover.

568
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:41,920
Trover.

569
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:42,600
Mount.

570
00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:43,220
Mount.

571
00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:43,420
Mount.

572
00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:44,680
You got a Zurich pension yet?

573
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,600
Zurich.

574
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,040
Mount.

575
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,060
Get on to Zurich.

576
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:48,580
Fast.

577
00:28:49,580 --> 00:28:50,780
How's it going, guys?

578
00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:55,460
Connor Williams here with another beautiful second hand Mercedes that's burning a hole in my garage.

579
00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:57,180
I need to get rid of it pronto.

580
00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:01,620
It's none other than the classic E220 CDI in palladium silver.

581
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:06,160
I had a night at the palladium last night, and the only performance I witnessed was one

582
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,800
which will haunt me until I leave the earth.

583
00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:10,980
As long as I don't get caught, which I won't, because there's new wheels put on that.

584
00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:12,600
Everything should be A-OK.

585
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,440
Mercedes.

586
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,200
Quick look.

587
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:14,960
Leather interior.

588
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,940
Bluetooth surround sound as standard.

589
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,300
Completely resprayed.

590
00:29:18,380 --> 00:29:18,880
Re-cleaned.

591
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,420
Full 180 degree cleanup operation this morning.

592
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:23,640
Haven't slept.

593
00:29:23,740 --> 00:29:24,520
I'm fucking wrecked.

594
00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:25,140
Back seat.

595
00:29:25,220 --> 00:29:27,960
Plenty of room there if you need to stick something else in there as well.

596
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:34,460
Fortunately, I didn't because I have this lovely capacious big massive boot at the back.

597
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:38,480
Auto lock so you don't have to use your fingerprints until you close it.

598
00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:40,520
Make sure you're wearing gloves when you do.

599
00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,800
And get round again to the back.

600
00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:43,420
I've seen that.

601
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,060
Quick look at the driving cockpit here.

602
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:45,980
So comfortable.

603
00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:51,020
Really is a nice drive, which is peace of mind when you need to get the job done fast without

604
00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:52,100
alerting anybody.

605
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,000
You need that comfort, I find.

606
00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:55,620
So, yeah, that's it.

607
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,820
The C220 CDI fucking SE.

608
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,040
It's palladium grey.

609
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:00,640
Please give me a ring fast.

610
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:01,820
This needs to go tonight.

611
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,920
Enjoy the ride, Connor.

612
00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:09,820
Just a quick look at the Sam Pellegrino TV channel out on YouTube, guys.

613
00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:10,660
Haven't looked at this.

614
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:12,960
Thought about it there.

615
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,580
Maybe they had something, but...

616
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:19,340
What have they got?

617
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,000
Just seems to be a load of chefs.

618
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,800
Brady Williams there.

619
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:33,300
Good friend Brady Williams.

620
00:30:33,780 --> 00:30:44,620
My other good buddy, Matthew Rudolfker, who's head chef of Matt Cooper's Interracial Spice Bag Experience, which is going to be opening tomorrow night on Dawson Street.

621
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,340
None of you are invited.

622
00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:56,160
Apart from my good friend, Ban Celebino, who we're going to be seeing later on again after last night's scorching concert at the National Concert Hall.

623
00:30:56,540 --> 00:30:57,100
Look at this.

624
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,380
Okay guys, get ready for some big news.

625
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:06,460
San Pellegrino are building a new home.

626
00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:12,100
Wow, flagship.

627
00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:24,620
We've tried to imagine an architecture that can both be the everyday working of San Pellegrino and also the more special sort of enjoyment of the brand.

628
00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:25,160
Brilliant.

629
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:31,480
What is unique about San Pellegrino is the fact that it is located in the mountains. The water falls.

630
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:42,660
That's the best thing about San Pellegrino. We do have a mountain base, which is the technology as well that we got from Israel.

631
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:48,720
Surrounding it is the Iron Dome. There is no way that we can come under siege.

632
00:31:49,760 --> 00:32:01,020
Any missile strikes will be preemptively dispatched very easily by our Star Wars style base that we've got going on.

633
00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:03,440
It's going to be brilliant. It's going to be amazing.

634
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:04,640
It's almost six o'clock.

635
00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:06,800
Time to get down to your local Mercedes.

636
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,760
Gab from Evan there.

637
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,040
Ask about test driving new Mercedes.

638
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,560
Design the sky base.

639
00:32:10,980 --> 00:32:12,820
Thank you very much, Gab from Evan.

640
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,000
Designer of the San Pellegrino sky base.

641
00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:22,660
On the summit of the mountain goes on a 30-year-long journey through the different layers of rock.

642
00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:26,960
And finally, after 30 years, it emerges at the source.

643
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,840
It's almost six o'clock. Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving new Mercedes.

644
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:31,940
Thank you very much.

645
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:40,320
Get down to your local Mercedes dealership, Nedzer, and ask about test driving a new San Pellegrino, which is the crossbreed,

646
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,140
which blends a lot of the key ingredients.

647
00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:55,840
Blood orange, 13% orange juice, paprika extract stabilizers with a fucking rip-roaring AMG body.

648
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,580
You know what I'm talking about as well.

649
00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:03,500
Bridgestones handmade by people out there in Bulloch-A-Mesia.

650
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:10,600
The Mercedes, which runs on San Pelle, is going to be absolutely brilliant.

651
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:19,060
In a way, we wanted to create a continuity of experience from the production to the consumption of the water, from the preparation to the enjoyment of the water.

652
00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:19,560
Wow.

653
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,880
We want really large spans for flexibility.

654
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:28,640
And the most elegant way to create a big span is with the arch.

655
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:35,580
And of course, when you look around San Pellegrino Terme and Bergamo and the mountains here, you see arches everywhere.

656
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:41,320
So we started imagining that the arch can be used, the first thing you encounter when you see the factory.

657
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:41,760
Wow.

658
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,600
So in a way, you have the presence of the mineral in the form of the arches.

659
00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:46,120
Wow.

660
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:53,540
And the natural forces in the form of the light and the presence of water through the light crawling down these walls.

661
00:33:54,060 --> 00:33:59,540
So it's essentially trying to take all of the elements that are inherent to the San Pellegrino experience.

662
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:00,020
Fantastic.

663
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:07,560
And the quality of the mineral water and condense them into an architecture that is also this experience.

664
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:16,900
The San Pellegrino experience.

665
00:34:17,580 --> 00:34:19,500
It's almost six o'clock.

666
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:24,780
Featuring me on the San Pellegrino.

667
00:34:26,780 --> 00:34:35,960
Also, when we land, we step out of the San Pellegrino and become the San Pellegrino experience.

668
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:40,340
Available for weddings, corporates, and anyone else.

669
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:44,020
Featuring none other than myself on bass.

670
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,440
Jordan B. Peterson on Banjo-Kazooie.

671
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:54,220
And none other than Eddie Jordan on the creamy saxophone nightmare machine.

672
00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:58,900
He blows that all night long and he leaves you gasping for more.

673
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,460
We don't answer any messages or emails.

674
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:09,300
We only communicate through the medium of Pellegrino and saxophone.

675
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:17,880
If you go out on top of the Wicklow Mountains on any given full moon and start playing a saxophone,

676
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:26,380
Eddie Jordan will hear that and he will head out to you and arrange the details of your gathering.

677
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:28,020
And you can book us.

678
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:30,940
That's just who we are.

679
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,420
Formerly three-way.

680
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,240
Now the San Pellegrino experience.

681
00:35:35,740 --> 00:35:42,600
And thanks very much to this lad, this Dutch fella, for promoting us there.

682
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:48,220
It's almost six o'clock.

683
00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:54,000
Time to get down to your local Mercedes.

684
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,480
Thank you very much, San Pellegrino.

685
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:01,600
Thank you very much, San Pellegrino.

686
00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:03,260
We're obviously architects.

687
00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:09,720
But the interesting thing about being an architect is that we never work for other architects.

688
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,380
So we're never designing a building for an architect.

689
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,100
Yeah?

690
00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:16,160
We're always designing a building for someone who's doing something different.

691
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:18,040
Time to get down to your local Mercedes.

692
00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:19,620
So we are almost a guest.

693
00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:21,260
Test driving the new Mercedes.

694
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:22,520
Thanks, Aaron.

695
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,240
Thanks so much, buddy.

696
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:28,880
Because we have to solve a lot of, you know, ordinary problems.

697
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:33,560
And we have to find ways of turning all the ordinary into something extraordinary.

698
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,220
Great.

699
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:35,820
Great stuff.

700
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:37,220
Pellegrino.

701
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,080
It just doesn't stop.

702
00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:40,820
The refreshment doesn't stop there.

703
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,520
It's going to be an absolute blast once that's built.

704
00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:55,780
An interview with architecture firm, Big, about the proposal to build San Pellegrino's new home

705
00:36:55,780 --> 00:37:04,060
on the site of its original plant in northern Italy, Italy, where the natural mineral water has been bottled since 1899.

706
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,120
San Pellegrino.com.

707
00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:11,180
Let's check this out.

708
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,040
Look at that.

709
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,260
Food meets future in Singapore.

710
00:37:24,260 --> 00:37:25,320
This is what I'm all about.

711
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,560
Sign up to itineraries of taste.

712
00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:34,060
From the Alps to the world.

713
00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:41,200
The quality of mineral water will depend on the site of its source and the nature of the aquifer.

714
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:46,600
The porous rock through which the water trickles.

715
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:51,380
Just like wine, natural mineral waters have their own terroir.

716
00:37:51,900 --> 00:37:57,920
A French word which means that each place on earth has its own signature taste.

717
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:06,920
San Pellegrino is a fine quality natural mineral water that flows from natural springs in Valbrembana.

718
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,220
In the San Pellegrino-Termi area.

719
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:14,700
At the foothills of the Italian Alps near Bergamo.

720
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,100
Which is in the region of Lombardy.

721
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:24,140
San Pellegrino surfaces as perfectly sparkling and naturally enriched.

722
00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:27,640
With mineral salts.

723
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,420
It's almost 6 o'clock.

724
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,620
Let's get back on the track.

725
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,380
It's almost 6 o'clock.

726
00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:36,160
Welcome to fucking three-way Pellegrino experience.

727
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,320
Just gotta change this little Pellegrino logo here.

728
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:50,540
Otherwise, I won't get the sponsorship deal.

729
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:54,840
Great stuff.

730
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,200
It's almost 6 o'clock.

731
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:59,060
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

732
00:38:59,260 --> 00:39:01,500
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

733
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,860
Thanks very much, Christoph.

734
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,700
For your kind and generous tip.

735
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,740
Very nice of you.

736
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:10,200
Thanks.

737
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,740
It's almost 6 o'clock.

738
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:15,240
I ordered a San Pellegrino once and the waiter brought me a Perrier.

739
00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:17,060
I spat it in his face.

740
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:18,160
It's almost 6 o'clock.

741
00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:20,060
Time to get down to your local Mercedes.

742
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,160
Gimpy Dave.

743
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:22,780
Thank you.

744
00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:24,600
None other than Gimpy Dave.

745
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:25,820
Thank you very much, buddy.

746
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:28,460
I spat it in his face.

747
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:29,740
Not the same.

748
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:33,340
Clearly never experienced the San Pellegrino experience.

749
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,120
Gimpy Dave asked,

750
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:39,160
Can you give my Helly Hanson jacket back?

751
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:40,160
It's almost 6 o'clock.

752
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:41,720
Time to get down to your local Mercedes.

753
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:46,100
Wee Pellegrino.

754
00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:46,160
Wee Pellegrino.

755
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:46,540
Joe.

756
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,740
I hope you're okay.

757
00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:48,460
Wee Pellegrino.

758
00:39:48,460 --> 00:39:48,620
Joe.

759
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:53,220
And look at the way I'm balancing my fucking right index foot there.

760
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,840
I've got the Wilson sock on.

761
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:04,100
And this is, this is prime time lax, lax positioning for the, uh, for the right drive foot.

762
00:40:04,620 --> 00:40:07,060
The right hook on network two.

763
00:40:07,060 --> 00:40:11,320
What you do is rest your driving claw.

764
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:18,480
See, I call my, uh, your right foot in, in driving terminology is the accelerator foot.

765
00:40:19,060 --> 00:40:21,580
So, that's your driving claw.

766
00:40:21,860 --> 00:40:28,420
What you do is leave your driving claw by just due east of the, of the accelerator tron.

767
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,460
And if you're feeling fancy...

768
00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:56,680
It's almost six o'clock.

769
00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:03,820
What you want to do is leave your driving claw down by the pedal, the right pedal, the Acceleratron.

770
00:41:04,380 --> 00:41:10,320
Then, preferably when no one's watching you, you've got a bit of downtime.

771
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:24,380
Slowly but surely and confidently insert the left driving slip between the two.

772
00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:32,360
Once that's nestled in, it's almost six o'clock.

773
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:35,500
You're locked and loaded, and you're ready to blow.

774
00:41:37,540 --> 00:41:41,820
Gimpy Dave, can you give my Helly Hansen sailing jacket back, Connor?

775
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,240
We'll meet you at Finnegan's at nine.

776
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:46,720
I'm afraid not.

777
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,520
I'm keeping that bad boy.

778
00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:50,060
Thanks very much, though.

779
00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:51,040
Gimpy Dave.

780
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,440
It's almost six o'clock.

781
00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:54,240
Time to get down to your local...

782
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,260
...C-days, dear.

783
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:56,360
Sam Pell...

784
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:57,900
Sam Pell-a C-days.

785
00:41:58,060 --> 00:41:59,580
C-420 AMG.

786
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,540
Thank you very much for that.

787
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,540
I appreciate it.

788
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:05,720
We've been driving...

789
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:07,960
There's 42 minutes, and we've only done one lap.

790
00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:10,040
Or did we do two?

791
00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:15,140
Mark Dargan, thank you.

792
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,600
Mark Dargan, thanks very much.

793
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:22,820
Dargan Mars.

794
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,400
I really appreciate your support.

795
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,400
This is...

796
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:31,440
Once you've left the lefter in there, in the comfortable position, you've got your driving claw there.

797
00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:41,580
What you can do is, this allows you to slip right out of the puppy skin with your left, and then just stretch and crack the toes.

798
00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:47,060
Because they're going to be instrumental in getting around the Neuboygling.

799
00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:54,940
What you want to do, straight back into the slipstream, unlock, and back out again.

800
00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:59,820
Then, release the claw back into its prime puppy's position.

801
00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:03,100
Panther sack against tickler.

802
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,900
Left foot against break.

803
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:13,000
And that is how you correctly position both of your feet when it comes to the ring.

804
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,220
I don't know if you've ever been to the ring.

805
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:21,700
You might be able to get a cheap flight to Cologne, and then hire a car and get out there yourself.

806
00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:26,620
But I recommend taking the ferry all the way up to France, and then driving to the ring yourself.

807
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:32,400
But you won't be allowed on the ring unless you're wearing a pair of these slips, and you have your feet in the correct position.

808
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,200
Let's go for another lap here.

809
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:36,720
Or if we highlight...

810
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:37,640
Highlight package first.

811
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:38,380
Sorry, guys.

812
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,580
Part two of the Austrian Grand Prix.

813
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,700
Welcome back here to the highlights of the Austrian Grand Prix here.

814
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,600
With me, Connor Williams.

815
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:45,740
The narrative.

816
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,960
Today's race is really beginning to develop at an alarming rate.

817
00:43:49,380 --> 00:43:50,200
And here comes Norris.

818
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:53,380
He's looking to take Raikkonen hard and fast on the Juice Cruiser, and he does.

819
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,400
Hopefully he used lubrication, because that was a hard pump.

820
00:43:57,180 --> 00:44:01,840
Valtteri Bottas has just booked his place in the creamy pit shack for a refuel and a rerubber.

821
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:06,720
As a jacklifter shoves his trolley into the spoil pipe, and away he goes.

822
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,720
Taking back what's rightfully his.

823
00:44:09,140 --> 00:44:15,160
Leaving in his wake a trail of pain and confusion as Ferrari tries to slip a brand new balloon onto Vettel's tail gauge.

824
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:16,240
Away he goes.

825
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:17,540
Fast and rerubbered.

826
00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:18,740
Ready to pump.

827
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:23,480
And the replay shows here it was a real slow burner by the Ferrari pit monkeys.

828
00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:25,560
Too much foreplay there with the balloon.

829
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:30,940
Whatever ground Ferrari had made in the race, they've let go of sadly with that six-second pitch slobber.

830
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,500
Box, box, box, box, box, box, box.

831
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,240
Don't worry about your box, Loubanger.

832
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:40,520
We've detected a fucking problem with your front left spoil tailor.

833
00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:43,500
You need to get into the pit shack fast and hard, man.

834
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,000
We'll stick a few new rubbers on you.

835
00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:45,780
You'll be good to go.

836
00:44:45,940 --> 00:44:48,740
Lap 32 now as we near the halfway stage of the race.

837
00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:49,820
It's definitely not boring.

838
00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:51,220
It's completely enthralling.

839
00:44:51,380 --> 00:44:56,580
And anyone who says otherwise just doesn't understand what it means to drive hard and fast around a track.

840
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:57,920
Cars are manly.

841
00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:00,460
And if you like cars, then you're a man.

842
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:01,300
Isn't that right, Jordan?

843
00:45:02,180 --> 00:45:02,800
It's true.

844
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,040
The car is actually a symbol of empowerment too.

845
00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:08,500
Which is what it's all about.

846
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:19,840
Most men are happy to spend sizable chunks of their earnings on a vehicle which tells the outside world, the unknowns, that they have some degree of power.

847
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:20,700
Shut up, Jordan.

848
00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:24,500
Verstappen is just after taking Ferrari to the cleaners on Network 2.

849
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,080
Enjoy the ride.

850
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:26,520
Honor.

851
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:27,360
Billions.

852
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,760
It's almost six o'clock.

853
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,800
Wow.

854
00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:53,480
You haven't lived until you've experienced the thrill, speed, and sophistication of a crisp Granny Smith against your lips.

855
00:45:57,060 --> 00:45:58,520
And you know who told me that?

856
00:45:59,180 --> 00:46:00,960
None other than Wayne Rooney.

857
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:12,720
Who's actually changing his name in a name-changing ceremony next week on Molesworth Street in the Grand Masonic Lodge.

858
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,140
He's changing his name.

859
00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:16,940
He's swapping his name with Michael Owen.

860
00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:21,640
And Wayne Rooney is going to become Owen Rooney.

861
00:46:22,060 --> 00:46:25,920
And Michael Owen is going to become Michael Wayne.

862
00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:28,760
In a kind of a Batman kind of scenario.

863
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,400
They both wanted to change their names.

864
00:46:31,060 --> 00:46:34,700
Wayne Rooney is, of course, interested in becoming a brand new Owen.

865
00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:36,740
An Owen for the ages.

866
00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:39,920
So you're all invited to that as well.

867
00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:44,720
Yeah, it's going to be a blast.

868
00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:51,100
I just seen Michael Owen or Wayne Rooney score from the halfway line there the other day.

869
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:53,720
Fantastic goal.

870
00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:56,840
It was a great goal.

871
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:03,920
And I believe Billy Zane has just signed for DC United as well.

872
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:08,460
Which was a tip from me to Wayne Rooney.

873
00:47:09,140 --> 00:47:13,160
Before he went there, I said, make sure you get Zane on your books.

874
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:18,420
Because I know you're not manager, but when you get there, you're going to be the dog's bollocks.

875
00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:19,940
No one's going to argue with you.

876
00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:23,260
So that he has done.

877
00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:29,520
And as you know, Billy Zane, we saw him in Titanic as the high-powered businessman.

878
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:36,300
Who had Rose by his side.

879
00:47:36,860 --> 00:47:39,240
And he didn't rely on luck.

880
00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:40,560
He made his own luck.

881
00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:45,280
I think he survived as well at the end.

882
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,540
So that's what you got to do, you know.

883
00:47:49,260 --> 00:47:50,620
Jack didn't survive.

884
00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:52,360
He was the lover boy.

885
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:59,760
But the love wasn't enough at the end to keep away the biting, chattering cold.

886
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:12,360
Which plagued his soul in the middle of an unforgiving and absolutely despicable ice-cold Atlantic Ocean.

887
00:48:13,820 --> 00:48:14,940
Atlantic 252.

888
00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:29,260
I think we could actually get info there from my friend who was a direct descendant of one of the survivors of Titanic.

889
00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:41,460
They said that at the time of the sinking, the crew kept playing Atlantic 252 through the speakers as if everything was still okay.

890
00:48:42,140 --> 00:48:43,760
And everybody kept dancing.

891
00:48:47,460 --> 00:48:51,580
When really they should have actually been clambering for life rafts.

892
00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:54,160
Life rafts.ie.

893
00:48:56,580 --> 00:49:02,040
It's a real shame that life rafts.ie wasn't set up at the time of the Titanic sink.

894
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,200
But what can you do?

895
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,380
You live and you learn.

896
00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:10,940
As we come hard and skillfully fast into the Aremberg.

897
00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:13,820
Or as it's known in Sweden, Aremberia.

898
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,960
Because those G's are pronounced a little bit differently.

899
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:25,460
Under the Yokohama overpass there, which was constructed in 2008, courtesy of Fina Gale.

900
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:32,660
Oh!

901
00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:34,780
Ring sting.

902
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:40,920
Into the forest we go.

903
00:49:41,060 --> 00:49:42,120
And that's a real bad one.

904
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:43,420
That's a bad buzz.

905
00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:47,100
Oh, fuck.

906
00:49:47,100 --> 00:49:50,860
Gonna take it easy, guys.

907
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:57,360
You haven't heard music until you've heard the voice of Ban Celebino.

908
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:25,080
*Discordial music*

909
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:44,800
It's almost six o'clock. Sadly my partnership with Ray-Ban has come to an end. So I won't be sponsored by them anymore. That means the end of some high quality Italian sports shades.

910
00:50:44,800 --> 00:51:00,800
But fortunately enough my new partnership with Jeff Banks via Specsavers is the new thing. I'm going to be promoting those. I'm actually wearing those right now. The Jeff Banks glasses.

911
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:21,280
classes. Two for one at Specsavers. Into the Schweidencruise. There we go. The Ray-Ban

912
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:27,920
sponsor. When every door closes another one, another window opens and just as Ray-Ban pulled

913
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:42,560
out this afternoon, Falraven Konken, the backpack manufacturer, pulled in and said, Connor, we

914
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:53,500
want you to cross-sell our backpacks. I said, I can do that. So they're in the post. They're

915
00:51:53,500 --> 00:52:15,940
sending them. Hug the corner tight like mommy. I'm telling you, Marty Morrissey, the cat,

916
00:52:16,140 --> 00:52:29,340
the cat burglar. He was crying for mommy when we reached these apexes. Oh. Oh. This is

917
00:52:29,340 --> 00:52:43,300
a good lap. I can feel it. Felix the cat. Felix the cat flap. No. No. Lost time there.

918
00:52:43,980 --> 00:52:52,540
Whatever time I did make up, I completely spooged away by entering that corner like a maniac.

919
00:52:52,540 --> 00:53:05,420
2000. The good thing about Marty Morrissey's tears were that he could save them. He had holy water from

920
00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:13,660
knock inside a little plastic Mary. And when he started crying, I started dowsing the whole car with it.

921
00:53:13,660 --> 00:53:26,060
Because we're mad Catholics. And then we used the empty vessel of Our Lady to contain the tears of Marty Morrissey.

922
00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:55,260
Which I then drank at the wheel. Because I couldn't drink the Grey Goose, which was in the glove box. Because you can't drink and drive. And not that I want to anyway. But I did reach inside the goose box. Grabbed the bottle of Proto Goose, which was still untouched from No Doubt's album launch back in 1994, 95.

923
00:53:55,260 --> 00:54:11,900
And I fucked it hard and fast at Marty Morrissey. I bounced off his head. The shock from that stopped him crying immediately. I said, "Sniff the goose." And he took the cap off. Took a big hearty sniff.

924
00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:26,460
then the sip oh and we were good to go from there he said i'm gonna i'm gonna put one million euro

925
00:54:27,020 --> 00:54:33,420
in your hand if you can secure hobbs coin if you can make hobbs go and go to the sky

926
00:54:33,420 --> 00:54:40,860
and then to the moon and uh we knew at that stage that we we entered a serious serious

927
00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:51,420
business proposition the likes of which had never been seen since johnny uh johnny ronan's sky base

928
00:54:51,420 --> 00:55:03,660
extravaganza which was an all-out after party after the iftas 2013. we all headed up to johnny ronan's

929
00:55:03,660 --> 00:55:14,780
sky base and uh gerald came was playing saxophone eddie jordan had a cream pipe the size of the eiffel

930
00:55:14,780 --> 00:55:23,500
tower and many business deals were made a lot of people were a lot of opponents were crushed

931
00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:32,540
and a lot of incredibly rich and powerful people consolidated their position at the top of society

932
00:55:33,820 --> 00:55:45,020
the best thing was johnny ronan transformed into dr ronatnik a crossbreed between the evil antagonist

933
00:55:45,020 --> 00:55:53,100
from sonic the hedgehog the canon of sonic the hedgehog video games crossed with the business prowler

934
00:55:53,100 --> 00:56:00,540
the cheeky scowler the ronan the cheeky scowler the ronan johnny ronan

935
00:56:04,220 --> 00:56:10,140
and uh the best thing was it fitted it was all it all came together because the sky base made sense

936
00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:15,980
and the best thing about the sky base was that it wasn't taking up any room

937
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:19,580
on the docklands it just hovered above the docklands

938
00:56:22,940 --> 00:56:30,700
it also had an amazing range of restaurants and eateries and playgrounds

939
00:56:35,820 --> 00:56:43,340
it was it was more or less a sky city a metropolis in the clouds and it was there that we decided to

940
00:56:43,340 --> 00:56:51,820
launch goose gray goose the proto goose uh we finally put pen to paper on that and it was just six o'clock

941
00:56:51,820 --> 00:56:56,780
six o'clock six o'clock all night long six o'clock

942
00:56:57,820 --> 00:57:12,300
i have just got a pension must be a reason why i invest in hedge funds must be a reason why i just got a pension must be a reason why i pay the investment i'm sure rick john

943
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:30,940
i think we're going for a record sub 30 yeah sub 30

944
00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:39,340
thanks so much to everybody who supported me on this silver run today brought to you by sam

945
00:57:39,340 --> 00:57:47,020
pellegrino zurich and mercedes and eddie hobbs hobbs coin your number one crypto which is going to be

946
00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:52,540
bringing you into the future and beyond the future if such a thing exists although we haven't

947
00:57:54,460 --> 00:57:59,900
we don't know what lies beyond the future probably just more future

948
00:58:02,140 --> 00:58:08,460
what better way to secure your future than by swinging on down to your local zurich broker

949
00:58:09,020 --> 00:58:13,260
and getting involved in some super annuative talk and chat

950
00:58:20,300 --> 00:58:22,060
the future of the future

951
00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:26,220
is future squared

952
00:58:30,460 --> 00:58:36,220
key players in the industry joseph coney joseph coney dot i

953
00:58:39,980 --> 00:58:41,180
johnny ronatnik

954
00:58:43,260 --> 00:58:45,900
uh from his evil sky base tower

955
00:58:52,220 --> 00:58:53,660
johnny ronatnik dot ie

956
00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:13,580
and everybody else

957
00:59:13,580 --> 00:59:25,580
Mmm.

958
00:59:25,580 --> 00:59:27,580
Mmm.

959
00:59:27,580 --> 00:59:46,580
Leprechaun.

960
00:59:46,580 --> 00:59:51,580
Who do you actually think you are?

961
00:59:51,580 --> 00:59:58,580
Leprechaun.

962
00:59:58,580 --> 01:00:01,580
It's almost six o'clock.

963
01:00:01,580 --> 01:00:09,580
Whatever you want to say about Ivan Yates, he gets the job done.

964
01:00:09,580 --> 01:00:20,580
Which is why I'm going to be bringing him into the world of Hollywood soon enough when we finally get rolling and sliding.

965
01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:25,580
And slide into production on the new movie.

966
01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:28,580
Sorry, Hard Shoulder the movie.

967
01:00:28,580 --> 01:00:30,580
Ivan Yates.

968
01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:33,580
There will be consequences.

969
01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:35,580
Hard Shoulder.

970
01:00:35,580 --> 01:00:36,580
And that.

971
01:00:36,580 --> 01:00:40,580
Just a concept poster at the moment guys.

972
01:00:40,580 --> 01:00:43,580
We will be sliding into production pretty soon.

973
01:00:43,580 --> 01:00:46,580
This was Yates' idea by the way.

974
01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:48,580
As I explained yesterday.

975
01:00:48,580 --> 01:00:49,580
Time to get down to your local receiver.

976
01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:50,580
Veteran Weedman.

977
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:51,580
Veteran Weedman.

978
01:00:51,580 --> 01:00:52,580
Thank you.

979
01:00:52,580 --> 01:00:55,580
Said to Ivan, this is just a bit of a fucking rough cut concept poster.

980
01:00:55,580 --> 01:00:58,580
And he said, yeah, but I like it.

981
01:00:58,580 --> 01:00:59,580
Let's just keep it.

982
01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:04,580
I said, nah, we obviously need to change because I mean, it's you on Denzel's body.

983
01:01:04,580 --> 01:01:06,580
So you've got black hands.

984
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:11,580
And Yates, fucking the man of mystery.

985
01:01:11,580 --> 01:01:13,580
Sean, thank you very much.

986
01:01:13,580 --> 01:01:16,580
Thank you, Sean.

987
01:01:16,580 --> 01:01:19,580
Yates just goes to everybody in the boardroom.

988
01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:23,580
Why don't we just, why can't I have black hands in the film?

989
01:01:24,580 --> 01:01:28,580
And we were just like, I don't know.

990
01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:31,580
Would it not kind of take it out of reality a bit?

991
01:01:31,580 --> 01:01:33,580
Yates was like, it doesn't matter.

992
01:01:33,580 --> 01:01:35,580
Yates, these were his words.

993
01:01:35,580 --> 01:01:37,580
He goes, I am reality.

994
01:01:38,580 --> 01:01:40,580
I said, I don't know if it's, it might put audiences off.

995
01:01:40,580 --> 01:01:48,580
He said that having black hands and a white, a white face would not only not be weird or racist,

996
01:01:48,580 --> 01:01:53,580
but or, or, and it wouldn't put people off, but it would open up the audience.

997
01:01:53,580 --> 01:01:56,580
And that's Yates.

998
01:01:56,580 --> 01:02:01,580
He's a complete 360 degree business enigma.

999
01:02:01,580 --> 01:02:03,580
Back from the brink.

1000
01:02:03,580 --> 01:02:05,580
The cat with nine lives.

1001
01:02:05,580 --> 01:02:07,580
It's almost six o'clock.

1002
01:02:08,580 --> 01:02:09,580
Hard shoulder the movie.

1003
01:02:09,580 --> 01:02:11,580
There will be consequences.

1004
01:02:12,580 --> 01:02:17,580
If anybody has seen Derek from Crystal Swing, we know that he has been hucklebooking all across the country.

1005
01:02:17,580 --> 01:02:18,580
Starting it yesterday.

1006
01:02:18,580 --> 01:02:20,580
Starting it yesterday.

1007
01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:23,580
With the sighting up on Kaliny Hill.

1008
01:02:23,580 --> 01:02:26,580
Hucklebooking for somebody.

1009
01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:28,580
Up at the top of the pyramid.

1010
01:02:28,580 --> 01:02:30,580
And their lovely Sorrento house down the background.

1011
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:32,580
We've seen, we know what goes on down there.

1012
01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:34,580
Seven grand a week.

1013
01:02:34,580 --> 01:02:35,580
If you want to rent that out.

1014
01:02:36,580 --> 01:02:38,580
That was there on Kaliny Hill.

1015
01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:45,580
He moved on from then to, he was spotted after that 20 minutes later, which is a fast turnaround.

1016
01:02:45,580 --> 01:02:48,580
Outside the homestead in Cabra.

1017
01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:54,580
Performing the hucklebook behind a Yaris for somebody.

1018
01:02:55,580 --> 01:02:58,580
And we don't have, we need to get eyes on whoever this other guy is.

1019
01:02:58,580 --> 01:03:01,580
Obviously, he's, he's egging him on.

1020
01:03:02,580 --> 01:03:04,580
He's egging him on and it's not nice and it's not right.

1021
01:03:04,580 --> 01:03:05,580
Taking advantage of him.

1022
01:03:06,580 --> 01:03:14,580
Only 30 minutes later, he was spotted at the M4 service station just outside Enfield.

1023
01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:16,580
At Burger King.

1024
01:03:16,580 --> 01:03:19,580
Trying to flick a double cheeseburger off the counter.

1025
01:03:19,580 --> 01:03:21,580
Probably, poor Derek is hungry at this stage.

1026
01:03:21,580 --> 01:03:28,580
He's been hucklebooking for about 300 kilometers or maybe a 200 kilometer strangled trip route.

1027
01:03:29,580 --> 01:03:30,580
He's hungry.

1028
01:03:30,580 --> 01:03:32,580
He tried to flick a fucking burger into his mouth.

1029
01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:34,580
Fortunately, they were caught before they got away.

1030
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:38,580
And then only half an hour later, spotted yet again.

1031
01:03:38,580 --> 01:03:46,580
Outside or in, outdoor sorry, but right next to a portal dolmen in Clare.

1032
01:03:46,580 --> 01:03:49,580
Which is a 3500 BC.

1033
01:03:50,580 --> 01:03:51,580
Pagan kind of monument.

1034
01:03:51,580 --> 01:03:53,580
And, uh, worth of respect there.

1035
01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:54,580
Do you know?

1036
01:03:54,580 --> 01:04:01,580
He crossed, he crossed the boundary which always led no, nobody to pass this.

1037
01:04:01,580 --> 01:04:08,580
Absolutely, uh, ignorant display.

1038
01:04:09,580 --> 01:04:13,580
But, Derek, we love you buddy.

1039
01:04:15,580 --> 01:04:18,580
We just want you to come home.

1040
01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:21,580
There.

1041
01:04:24,580 --> 01:04:26,580
Pick up the phone there.

1042
01:04:28,580 --> 01:04:29,580
Please.

1043
01:04:30,580 --> 01:04:32,580
Your mother's at her fucking wit's end.

1044
01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:37,580
I was speaking to John Waters last night.

1045
01:04:38,580 --> 01:04:40,580
Who was speaking to Mama Swing.

1046
01:04:42,580 --> 01:04:45,580
I don't know if you know, but John Waters wrote a song for Crystal Swing.

1047
01:04:47,580 --> 01:04:52,580
And he said that, uh, the nation is shook.

1048
01:04:53,580 --> 01:04:58,580
He showed me, he whipped out the fucking iPhone.

1049
01:04:58,580 --> 01:05:01,580
He showed me a text he had from Gemma O'Doherty.

1050
01:05:04,580 --> 01:05:08,580
And it was a fucking picture of some clouds in the sky.

1051
01:05:09,580 --> 01:05:12,580
That, according to her, didn't look like real clouds.

1052
01:05:12,580 --> 01:05:16,580
And then, underneath the message, where is Derek?

1053
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,580
Why do these clouds look like that?

1054
01:05:22,580 --> 01:05:23,580
Dot dot dot.

1055
01:05:24,580 --> 01:05:26,580
Is this the work of the Cabal?

1056
01:05:27,580 --> 01:05:28,580
Dot dot dot.

1057
01:05:29,580 --> 01:05:30,580
It's almost six o'clock.

1058
01:05:30,580 --> 01:05:44,580
It beggars belief.

1059
01:05:45,580 --> 01:05:46,580
It's almost six o'clock.

1060
01:05:46,580 --> 01:05:46,580
Time to get down to your local Reseda's dealer.

1061
01:05:46,580 --> 01:05:47,580
And ask about test driving the new...

1062
01:05:47,580 --> 01:05:48,580
Yui Bear.

1063
01:05:48,580 --> 01:05:49,580
It's almost six o'clock.

1064
01:05:49,580 --> 01:05:50,580
Thank you so much, Yui Bear.

1065
01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:51,580
Very, very kind.

1066
01:05:51,580 --> 01:05:52,580
And lovely.

1067
01:05:52,580 --> 01:05:53,580
Thank you.

1068
01:05:54,580 --> 01:05:55,580
You say you saw Derek Swing.

1069
01:05:56,580 --> 01:05:58,580
Down the bingo hall.

1070
01:05:58,580 --> 01:05:59,580
It's almost six o'clock.

1071
01:06:00,580 --> 01:06:01,580
Time to get down to your local Reseda's dealer.

1072
01:06:01,580 --> 01:06:02,580
And ask about test driving the new...

1073
01:06:02,580 --> 01:06:03,580
Yui Bear.

1074
01:06:03,580 --> 01:06:04,580
It's almost six o'clock.

1075
01:06:04,580 --> 01:06:05,580
Very, very kind.

1076
01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:06,580
And lovely.

1077
01:06:06,580 --> 01:06:07,580
Thank you.

1078
01:06:08,580 --> 01:06:09,580
You say you saw Derek Swing.

1079
01:06:10,580 --> 01:06:11,580
Down the bingo hall.

1080
01:06:11,580 --> 01:06:12,580
It's almost six o'clock.

1081
01:06:12,580 --> 01:06:13,580
Time to get down to your local Reseda's dealer.

1082
01:06:13,580 --> 01:06:16,580
Nathan Heron too.

1083
01:06:16,580 --> 01:06:17,580
Heron by name.

1084
01:06:21,580 --> 01:06:22,580
Heron by nature.

1085
01:06:22,580 --> 01:06:23,580
I've seen pictures of Nathan.

1086
01:06:25,580 --> 01:06:28,580
Usually can be found down at the riverbank.

1087
01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:30,580
Staring into the river.

1088
01:06:30,580 --> 01:06:32,580
Just waiting for a snack.

1089
01:06:33,580 --> 01:06:34,580
He's got stocky legs.

1090
01:06:35,580 --> 01:06:36,580
Lovely white plumage.

1091
01:06:38,580 --> 01:06:39,580
Large wings.

1092
01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:41,580
And a puffy chest.

1093
01:06:42,580 --> 01:06:43,580
Less said about his bill and his beak.

1094
01:06:43,580 --> 01:06:44,580
The better.

1095
01:06:45,580 --> 01:06:47,580
But you don't want to get on the wrong side of Nathan Heron.

1096
01:06:47,580 --> 01:06:49,580
As we do get on the right side.

1097
01:06:49,580 --> 01:06:50,580
Of this coupe.

1098
01:06:53,580 --> 01:06:54,580
Get out of my way.

1099
01:06:55,580 --> 01:06:56,580
See you later.

1100
01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:01,580
Excited about the band Celebino gig later on.

1101
01:07:02,580 --> 01:07:03,580
That man can sing.

1102
01:07:03,580 --> 01:07:04,580
It's like the love child of Pavarotti.

1103
01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:04,580
Jordan B. Peterson.

1104
01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:04,580
And none other than H from Steps.

1105
01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:17,580
Who's actually starting his own cryptocurrency as well.

1106
01:07:17,580 --> 01:07:19,580
It's going to go head to head with Hobbs coin.

1107
01:07:20,580 --> 01:07:21,580
His is simply going to be called H coin.

1108
01:07:24,580 --> 01:07:25,580
But uh.

1109
01:07:25,580 --> 01:07:27,580
He's going to fail miserably.

1110
01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:28,580
Why?

1111
01:07:28,580 --> 01:07:29,580
Because he doesn't have a team.

1112
01:07:29,580 --> 01:07:30,580
He needs a good team behind him.

1113
01:07:30,580 --> 01:07:31,580
He doesn't have it.

1114
01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:33,580
He doesn't even have the rest of S Club fucking seven behind him.

1115
01:07:34,580 --> 01:07:37,580
They ditched him a long time ago.

1116
01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:39,580
They ditched him a long time ago.

1117
01:07:47,580 --> 01:07:48,580
Yes.

1118
01:07:50,580 --> 01:07:51,580
Look at this.

1119
01:07:51,580 --> 01:07:52,580
Hug.

1120
01:07:52,580 --> 01:07:53,580
Hug the fucking corners man.

1121
01:07:53,580 --> 01:07:54,580
Huggy bear.

1122
01:07:54,580 --> 01:07:55,580
Huey bear.

1123
01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:01,580
But uh.

1124
01:08:01,580 --> 01:08:03,580
I was a bit let down by my good friend.

1125
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,580
Geppetto Sexton at the weekend.

1126
01:08:05,580 --> 01:08:07,580
Who did reveal.

1127
01:08:07,580 --> 01:08:10,580
That he's going to be working in conjunction with H from Steps.

1128
01:08:10,580 --> 01:08:11,580
To develop.

1129
01:08:12,580 --> 01:08:13,580
The new nuclear.

1130
01:08:14,580 --> 01:08:15,580
Uh.

1131
01:08:15,580 --> 01:08:16,580
Battleship for the Brits.

1132
01:08:17,580 --> 01:08:18,580
Which goes beyond Trident.

1133
01:08:19,580 --> 01:08:21,580
And it's called fucking H Bomb 7.

1134
01:08:22,580 --> 01:08:23,580
And uh.

1135
01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:26,580
I said to fucking Geppetto at Dermot Desmond's uh.

1136
01:08:27,580 --> 01:08:28,580
Razzmatazz the last day.

1137
01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:29,580
Listen man.

1138
01:08:30,580 --> 01:08:31,580
Me and you.

1139
01:08:31,580 --> 01:08:32,580
We're good friends.

1140
01:08:32,580 --> 01:08:33,580
We go way back.

1141
01:08:33,580 --> 01:08:34,580
But unfortunately professionally speaking.

1142
01:08:35,580 --> 01:08:36,580
We're fucking enemies now.

1143
01:08:36,580 --> 01:08:37,580
Because.

1144
01:08:37,580 --> 01:08:38,580
You've let me down.

1145
01:08:38,580 --> 01:08:39,580
Uh.

1146
01:08:39,580 --> 01:08:40,580
You know.

1147
01:08:40,580 --> 01:08:41,580
We.

1148
01:08:41,580 --> 01:08:42,580
We used to be like that.

1149
01:08:42,580 --> 01:08:43,580
Myself and Geppetto.

1150
01:08:43,580 --> 01:08:45,580
Uh.

1151
01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:47,580
We went into business together.

1152
01:08:47,580 --> 01:08:48,580
Uh.

1153
01:08:49,580 --> 01:08:50,580
I trusted him.

1154
01:08:50,580 --> 01:08:50,580
To be.

1155
01:08:50,580 --> 01:08:51,580
Uh.

1156
01:08:51,580 --> 01:08:52,580
You know.

1157
01:08:52,580 --> 01:08:55,580
More or less on the same page as me.

1158
01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:56,580
Because we had both.

1159
01:08:56,580 --> 01:08:57,580
Uh.

1160
01:08:57,580 --> 01:08:58,580
You know.

1161
01:08:58,580 --> 01:09:00,580
Come up with GooseCloud.ie.

1162
01:09:00,580 --> 01:09:01,580
Uh.

1163
01:09:01,580 --> 01:09:02,580
Uh.

1164
01:09:02,580 --> 01:09:03,580
Joseph Coney.

1165
01:09:03,580 --> 01:09:04,580
I.

1166
01:09:04,580 --> 01:09:05,580
Which was a runaway success.

1167
01:09:05,580 --> 01:09:06,580
Uh.

1168
01:09:06,580 --> 01:09:06,580
I.

1169
01:09:06,580 --> 01:09:07,580
Which was a runaway success.

1170
01:09:07,580 --> 01:09:08,580
Back in the day.

1171
01:09:08,580 --> 01:09:09,580
Uh.

1172
01:09:09,580 --> 01:09:10,580
Uh.

1173
01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:11,580
When it got picked up.

1174
01:09:14,580 --> 01:09:14,580
You know.

1175
01:09:14,580 --> 01:09:15,580
You know.

1176
01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:16,580
When investors came in.

1177
01:09:16,580 --> 01:09:17,580
Geppetto was like.

1178
01:09:17,580 --> 01:09:18,580
Uh.

1179
01:09:18,580 --> 01:09:19,580
Oh.

1180
01:09:19,580 --> 01:09:21,580
I'm just gonna bring in my fucking.

1181
01:09:21,580 --> 01:09:22,580
Like.

1182
01:09:22,580 --> 01:09:24,580
As a friend of the family and that.

1183
01:09:24,580 --> 01:09:25,580
Who.

1184
01:09:25,580 --> 01:09:26,580
Who had a lot of money.

1185
01:09:26,580 --> 01:09:27,580
Or sway.

1186
01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:28,580
Who was.

1187
01:09:28,580 --> 01:09:29,580
Let's just say.

1188
01:09:29,580 --> 01:09:30,580
More experienced than us.

1189
01:09:30,580 --> 01:09:31,580
And.

1190
01:09:31,580 --> 01:09:32,580
Uh.

1191
01:09:32,580 --> 01:09:33,580
With all creative control.

1192
01:09:33,580 --> 01:09:34,580
Of the GooseCloud.

1193
01:09:34,580 --> 01:09:35,580
And.

1194
01:09:35,580 --> 01:09:36,580
Joseph Coney.ie.

1195
01:09:36,580 --> 01:09:37,580
Um.

1196
01:09:37,580 --> 01:09:38,580
Joseph Coney.

1197
01:09:38,580 --> 01:09:39,580
Just became.

1198
01:09:39,580 --> 01:09:41,580
A shell.

1199
01:09:41,580 --> 01:09:42,580
Of a.

1200
01:09:42,580 --> 01:09:43,580
Of a website.

1201
01:09:43,580 --> 01:09:44,580
The content.

1202
01:09:45,580 --> 01:09:46,580
Was.

1203
01:09:46,580 --> 01:09:47,580
Very.

1204
01:09:47,580 --> 01:09:48,580
Very.

1205
01:09:48,580 --> 01:09:49,580
Pffft.

1206
01:09:50,580 --> 01:09:51,580
It pandered to the masses.

1207
01:09:51,580 --> 01:09:53,580
Whereas it had a bite at the beginning.

1208
01:09:54,580 --> 01:09:55,580
And.

1209
01:09:55,580 --> 01:09:56,580
Uh.

1210
01:09:56,580 --> 01:09:57,580
Slowly but surely.

1211
01:09:57,580 --> 01:10:00,580
I was muscled out.

1212
01:10:00,580 --> 01:10:02,580
Of the.

1213
01:10:02,580 --> 01:10:03,580
Uh.

1214
01:10:03,580 --> 01:10:04,580
Of my own.

1215
01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:05,580
Joseph Coney.ie.

1216
01:10:05,580 --> 01:10:06,580
Creation.

1217
01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:09,580
And.

1218
01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:10,580
That's why I had to leave.

1219
01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:11,580
And go completely.

1220
01:10:11,580 --> 01:10:12,580
One hundred and ten percent.

1221
01:10:12,580 --> 01:10:13,580
Zurich.

1222
01:10:13,580 --> 01:10:14,580
Mercedes.

1223
01:10:15,580 --> 01:10:16,580
Featuring.

1224
01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:17,580
None other than.

1225
01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:18,580
San Pellegrino.

1226
01:10:18,580 --> 01:10:19,580
On base.

1227
01:10:21,580 --> 01:10:22,580
But.

1228
01:10:22,580 --> 01:10:23,580
I.

1229
01:10:23,580 --> 01:10:23,580
Like.

1230
01:10:23,580 --> 01:10:24,580
I wish him well.

1231
01:10:24,580 --> 01:10:25,580
The best of what he's gonna do.

1232
01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:26,580
In the future.

1233
01:10:26,580 --> 01:10:27,580
And.

1234
01:10:27,580 --> 01:10:27,580
Hopefully.

1235
01:10:27,580 --> 01:10:28,580
Himself.

1236
01:10:28,580 --> 01:10:29,580
And H.

1237
01:10:29,580 --> 01:10:29,580
From steps.

1238
01:10:29,580 --> 01:10:29,580
Develop.

1239
01:10:29,580 --> 01:10:30,580
A nuclear weapon.

1240
01:10:30,580 --> 01:10:31,580
Which.

1241
01:10:31,580 --> 01:10:33,580
Really does well.

1242
01:10:33,580 --> 01:10:34,580
On the market.

1243
01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:34,580
You know.

1244
01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:35,580
They're.

1245
01:10:35,580 --> 01:10:36,580
They're.

1246
01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:37,580
They're.

1247
01:10:37,580 --> 01:10:37,580
They're.

1248
01:10:37,580 --> 01:10:37,580
They're.

1249
01:10:37,580 --> 01:10:38,580
They're.

1250
01:10:38,580 --> 01:10:39,580
Developing it for the Brits.

1251
01:10:40,580 --> 01:10:41,580
But.

1252
01:10:41,580 --> 01:10:42,580
Uh.

1253
01:10:42,580 --> 01:10:43,580
With a mind.

1254
01:10:43,580 --> 01:10:44,580
To sell on then.

1255
01:10:44,580 --> 01:10:45,580
To.

1256
01:10:45,580 --> 01:10:46,580
Uh.

1257
01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:47,580
Some of the.

1258
01:10:47,580 --> 01:10:48,580
Arabian nation states.

1259
01:10:48,580 --> 01:10:49,580
Which.

1260
01:10:49,580 --> 01:10:50,580
Ironically.

1261
01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:51,580
Will then.

1262
01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:52,580
In turn.

1263
01:10:52,580 --> 01:10:53,580
Make them.

1264
01:10:54,580 --> 01:10:55,580
Enemies.

1265
01:10:55,580 --> 01:10:56,580
Their state.

1266
01:10:56,580 --> 01:10:56,580
Which.

1267
01:10:56,580 --> 01:10:57,580
Will.

1268
01:10:57,580 --> 01:10:57,580
Spark.

1269
01:10:57,580 --> 01:10:58,580
And fuel.

1270
01:10:58,580 --> 01:10:58,580
Endless.

1271
01:10:58,580 --> 01:10:59,580
Proxy.

1272
01:10:59,580 --> 01:11:00,580
Battles.

1273
01:11:00,580 --> 01:11:01,580
And wars.

1274
01:11:01,580 --> 01:11:02,580
Out in the middle east.

1275
01:11:02,580 --> 01:11:03,580
Fueling.

1276
01:11:03,580 --> 01:11:04,580
A rampant.

1277
01:11:04,580 --> 01:11:05,580
War economy.

1278
01:11:05,580 --> 01:11:06,580
While.

1279
01:11:06,580 --> 01:11:07,580
The man.

1280
01:11:07,580 --> 01:11:08,580
On the street.

1281
01:11:08,580 --> 01:11:09,580
Is.

1282
01:11:09,580 --> 01:11:10,580
Left.

1283
01:11:10,580 --> 01:11:11,580
Confused.

1284
01:11:11,580 --> 01:11:14,580
At the world around him.

1285
01:11:29,580 --> 01:11:30,580
Tickle this.

1286
01:11:30,580 --> 01:11:31,580
Tickle the pedal.

1287
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:34,580
We might try something fancy now.

1288
01:11:36,580 --> 01:11:37,580
What we're gonna do is.

1289
01:11:37,580 --> 01:11:38,580
I'm gonna show you a little technique.

1290
01:11:38,580 --> 01:11:39,580
A little trick.

1291
01:11:39,580 --> 01:11:40,580
You can use on the ring.

1292
01:11:40,580 --> 01:11:43,580
When you're behind the wheel of your AMG.

1293
01:11:45,580 --> 01:11:46,580
And this is.

1294
01:11:46,580 --> 01:11:47,580
It's kind of a mirror.

1295
01:11:47,580 --> 01:11:48,580
Oh fuck.

1296
01:11:48,580 --> 01:11:49,580
Mirror move.

1297
01:11:49,580 --> 01:11:50,580
Oh shit.

1298
01:11:50,580 --> 01:11:51,580
Not that anyway.

1299
01:11:51,580 --> 01:11:52,580
Don't worry.

1300
01:11:52,580 --> 01:11:53,580
I'll show you on the straight.

1301
01:11:55,580 --> 01:11:56,580
We're gonna echo.

1302
01:11:57,580 --> 01:11:58,580
The technique.

1303
01:11:58,580 --> 01:11:59,580
I showed you.

1304
01:11:59,580 --> 01:12:00,580
Earlier on.

1305
01:12:00,580 --> 01:12:01,580
With the resting foot.

1306
01:12:01,580 --> 01:12:03,580
And the racing claw.

1307
01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:07,580
Power down with your racing claw.

1308
01:12:07,580 --> 01:12:08,580
On the acceleration pedal.

1309
01:12:08,580 --> 01:12:09,580
Then.

1310
01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:10,580
With your left.

1311
01:12:10,580 --> 01:12:11,580
Watch my left.

1312
01:12:11,580 --> 01:12:12,580
Down here.

1313
01:12:12,580 --> 01:12:13,580
Bottom right.

1314
01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:14,580
And corner your screen guys.

1315
01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:44,560
with your left. Watch my left down here, bottom right hand corner of your screen guys. Just do this with the left hand.

1316
01:12:44,560 --> 01:13:05,640
Which really gives you a pleasure boost. Now I'm getting a lot of air to that left foot. My breaking foot is getting all the air it needs. You need to break then again with the sock. But it gets chewed up because your slip is in the middle. But you need to master that technique. It's hard. You're not going to get this one on first time. Just keep doing that.

1317
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:29,640
This was taught to me by Ralph Schumacher when he was on break during the qualifying laps of the Spa-Francorchamps Belgian Grand Prix back in 1998.

1318
01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:39,060
Look at that. Look at this. This is going to give me a lot more speed on the slipstream.

1319
01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:44,340
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1320
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:57,260
Hobbs coin. 24-7, Hobbs coin. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Hobbs coin. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Hobbs coin.

1321
01:13:58,300 --> 01:14:01,540
Sunday, bit of a break. Monday, back on the coin again.

1322
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:07,820
We got a bag of Hobbs. We got a bag of Hobbs. And we're going to be on the bag all week. Fuck.

1323
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:11,720
Slamming against the wall there.

1324
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:19,460
And what we're in now is a real pathetic bronze.

1325
01:14:21,740 --> 01:14:24,360
Nothing to write home about. Nothing to sing about.

1326
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:35,180
Welcome back, everyone, to the highlights of the Austrian Grand Prix here on Network 2.

1327
01:14:35,260 --> 01:14:39,720
And we're still with the flying Dutchman, Max Verstrapon, who's packing a hard torker.

1328
01:14:40,180 --> 01:14:42,080
Cruising hard and fast into the turn burglar.

1329
01:14:42,460 --> 01:14:44,980
Bottas is guarding his home, but Verstrapon wants to play.

1330
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:48,160
It's getting hot and heavy now as Verstrapon skins Bottas.

1331
01:14:48,420 --> 01:14:51,340
Leaving a trailblaze of unexalted glory and power in his wake.

1332
01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:55,220
Bottas must chow down on Verstrapon's silky load.

1333
01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:59,640
You see from the replay here, the Red Bull taking my beloved Mercedes for a high-octane interception.

1334
01:14:59,940 --> 01:15:01,800
While I watch from the corner of the room, crying.

1335
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:03,100
Whilst also torqued and pledged.

1336
01:15:04,060 --> 01:15:07,320
Degenerative cognitive dissonance here on Network 2.

1337
01:15:08,020 --> 01:15:13,040
Feelings of inadequacy and shame plague the subconscious mind from day to day.

1338
01:15:13,340 --> 01:15:20,080
While my brain struggles to maintain equilibrium against a backdrop of over-sexualized media and perennial pleasure-seeking habits.

1339
01:15:20,180 --> 01:15:21,060
Now it's Verstrapon.

1340
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:24,520
Takes Leclerc hard and fast on the suck puzzler.

1341
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:27,660
Making a ham sandwich out of him and sweeping the crumbs into a paper towel.

1342
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:29,760
But Leclerc has the DRS on the straight.

1343
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:31,120
Can Verstrapon come back again?

1344
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,520
It's wheel-to-wheel blow-bang stuff here.

1345
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:37,140
As the two road ragers head into the Tommy Turn and Turnpipe.

1346
01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:41,360
And it's Charles Leclerc who has the advantage over fucking Verstrapon.

1347
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:46,020
An amazing defensive work from Charles Leclerc as we head into the big 69er.

1348
01:15:46,140 --> 01:15:46,560
Turn three.

1349
01:15:46,700 --> 01:15:47,840
It's truly a battle for the ages.

1350
01:15:48,100 --> 01:15:48,900
Verstrapon in second.

1351
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:50,240
Chasing Leclerc in first.

1352
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:51,760
Trying to lay him down at every turn.

1353
01:15:52,180 --> 01:15:53,820
It truly is what racing is about.

1354
01:15:53,940 --> 01:15:55,960
And this is the most exciting race I've ever seen.

1355
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,260
Shut your hole, Jordan.

1356
01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:59,760
Verstappen is taking control of the race.

1357
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:01,340
And Leclerc goes off the track.

1358
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:02,320
Letting him go by.

1359
01:16:02,540 --> 01:16:04,820
Only two laps to go and the Dutch go wild.

1360
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,300
As Verstrapon takes pole position.

1361
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:10,560
Not on RT1, TV3 or Tina G.

1362
01:16:10,860 --> 01:16:12,860
This is Network 2.

1363
01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:14,400
Quick look at the replay there, Jordan.

1364
01:16:14,420 --> 01:16:14,900
What did you see?

1365
01:16:15,260 --> 01:16:18,000
I see a man who is trying to reach his full potential.

1366
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:23,720
Who has lost his way amidst a society which has gone off the rails.

1367
01:16:24,820 --> 01:16:26,760
Wheel to wheel banging each other.

1368
01:16:27,380 --> 01:16:30,560
In an over sexualized display of machismo.

1369
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:31,920
Bordering on obscene.

1370
01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:34,680
Whatever the hell that meant, we don't know.

1371
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:37,000
As we're entering the business end of the race here.

1372
01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:38,780
Whatever about first and second.

1373
01:16:38,900 --> 01:16:40,320
This is a battle for fourth and fifth here.

1374
01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:44,860
As Sebastian Vittel is going to try and overtake the loopity loop banger,

1375
01:16:44,980 --> 01:16:45,720
Lewdog Hamilton.

1376
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:47,420
And he has just done that.

1377
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:49,180
Fucking hell, Lewdog.

1378
01:16:49,380 --> 01:16:51,260
You should have helped the metal, bro.

1379
01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:53,480
You need to keep looking at your wing mirrors.

1380
01:16:54,460 --> 01:16:55,880
That's sad for Lewis Hamilton.

1381
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:56,700
What can you do?

1382
01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:58,160
That's what racing is about.

1383
01:16:58,820 --> 01:17:01,940
He needs to go back, clean out his pit stop, and wash his hands.

1384
01:17:02,700 --> 01:17:04,520
Cause Celebrere now.

1385
01:17:04,660 --> 01:17:09,220
As Max Verstappen is going to give the Dutch contingency something to scream about.

1386
01:17:09,420 --> 01:17:14,240
As it's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 victories in Formula 1 for Max Verstappen.

1387
01:17:14,820 --> 01:17:15,420
Well done.

1388
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:16,640
What a race.

1389
01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:20,520
End-to-end stuff worthy of a Steven Spielberg blockbuster.

1390
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:22,120
I gotta tell you something.

1391
01:17:22,540 --> 01:17:24,420
The Red Bull bollocks are busted today.

1392
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:25,960
The Arangie Booms.

1393
01:17:26,060 --> 01:17:27,240
Clap, clap, clappity, cloo, cloo.

1394
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,040
For their man, the Dutch man.

1395
01:17:29,140 --> 01:17:31,940
He's got a counter for a dollar in his hand and a great fucking plan.

1396
01:17:31,940 --> 01:17:33,520
Max Verstappen in first.

1397
01:17:33,620 --> 01:17:34,800
Charles Leclerc in second.

1398
01:17:35,260 --> 01:17:37,560
Valtteri Bottars in the Mercedes in third.

1399
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:39,180
Vettel in fourth.

1400
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:39,960
Lewis Hamilton.

1401
01:17:40,140 --> 01:17:40,760
The Lewdog.

1402
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:41,280
Lewbanger.

1403
01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:42,400
Shit race in fifth.

1404
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:44,280
Well done, Max Verstappen.

1405
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:45,980
Shake your goddamn fists.

1406
01:17:46,380 --> 01:17:47,200
Until the next race.

1407
01:17:47,420 --> 01:17:47,940
See you later.

1408
01:17:48,220 --> 01:17:49,440
Enjoy the ride.

1409
01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:50,420
Connor Williams.

1410
01:17:51,420 --> 01:17:53,040
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1411
01:17:53,360 --> 01:18:02,760
Thanks very much there, Connor Williams, for that incendiary commentary over the Austrian Grand Prix there.

1412
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:04,040
An amazing race.

1413
01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:06,100
An absolutely fantastic race.

1414
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:07,740
A race for the ages.

1415
01:18:08,740 --> 01:18:10,140
I'm just seeing there in the comments.

1416
01:18:11,740 --> 01:18:12,800
Graham Reid.

1417
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:24,300
Just back from my jog in my new Slazinger 4200Ds and sipping on some San Pell prior to dinner in an unknown location in South Dublin.

1418
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:25,740
Wonderful stuff.

1419
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:26,860
Thanks very much.

1420
01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:27,620
It sounds brilliant.

1421
01:18:27,860 --> 01:18:29,020
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1422
01:18:29,260 --> 01:18:30,900
Joshi, thank you very much.

1423
01:18:32,100 --> 01:18:34,000
How was the JBP convention?

1424
01:18:35,300 --> 01:18:38,560
I presume you were talking about the one last year in the 3 Arena.

1425
01:18:39,180 --> 01:18:39,940
Yeah, it was great.

1426
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:42,580
I had backstage full AAA passes.

1427
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:45,360
And then we were in the hotel.

1428
01:18:45,700 --> 01:18:47,200
What's the hotel next to the 3 Arena?

1429
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:50,040
He had a fucking skypad up there.

1430
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:52,120
Johnny Roan in front of it.

1431
01:18:53,540 --> 01:18:54,340
Anaconda G.

1432
01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:58,080
Thanks very much for the hustling and the harrying.

1433
01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:00,340
Very, very, very kind of you.

1434
01:19:00,460 --> 01:19:01,740
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1435
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:06,220
Yeah, we just went back there and had a load of fucking spritzers.

1436
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:07,580
The Gibson, yeah.

1437
01:19:08,020 --> 01:19:08,620
Thanks, Al.

1438
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:12,320
The Gibson and Alken Drive was there as well.

1439
01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:14,540
Alken Drive 55.

1440
01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:16,980
He was providing the spritzers that night.

1441
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:22,720
But he got thrown out because he was on the fucking Eddie Hobbs bag.

1442
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:26,280
But yeah, it was great.

1443
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:27,280
Great night was had.

1444
01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:29,500
A lot of deals were cut.

1445
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:38,100
A lot of people got incredibly, incredibly well endowed in the bank account department.

1446
01:19:39,300 --> 01:19:41,640
So yeah, it was fantastic all around.

1447
01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:45,080
Hobbs coin, Hobbs coin, Hobbs coin.

1448
01:19:45,300 --> 01:19:46,540
It's never going to stop coin.

1449
01:19:46,780 --> 01:19:47,140
Do you know what I mean?

1450
01:19:48,260 --> 01:19:48,880
If you can get in.

1451
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:49,180
If you can get in.

1452
01:19:49,180 --> 01:19:51,260
If you can get in while the going is good.

1453
01:19:51,980 --> 01:19:54,520
I do suggest that you do.

1454
01:19:56,220 --> 01:19:59,100
Because it's going to be gone before you know it.

1455
01:19:59,180 --> 01:20:04,600
And you'll be like, why didn't I put anything into that when it started?

1456
01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:09,720
Remember when everyone was talking about Bitcoin back in 2012 or 2013?

1457
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:12,720
People were going, yeah, so what?

1458
01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:18,640
And then last year or the year before, it was like fucking millionaires were made, you know?

1459
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:20,820
It's the same.

1460
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:23,420
It's exactly the same with Hobbs coin.

1461
01:20:25,340 --> 01:20:28,420
All these cryptocurrencies are still in an infancy period.

1462
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:34,960
When in 20 years time, we'll look back and we'll be like, it was the gold rush that we should have been into.

1463
01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:36,620
But we didn't know.

1464
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:42,120
If only we knew what we know now, then we wouldn't have made that mistake then.

1465
01:20:42,340 --> 01:20:46,320
And a lot of people, it's like the gold rush in the States.

1466
01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:50,200
It's almost six o'clock.

1467
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:55,480
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1468
01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:56,640
I've lost my shoes.

1469
01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:57,580
It doesn't matter.

1470
01:20:57,700 --> 01:20:58,280
It's like a spy.

1471
01:20:58,360 --> 01:20:59,260
It doesn't matter if you tip.

1472
01:20:59,580 --> 01:21:00,260
I don't care.

1473
01:21:01,020 --> 01:21:03,380
I'm just really thankful that you all watch the show.

1474
01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:07,560
Because Zurich and Mercedes and San Pellegrino.

1475
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:09,900
It's almost six o'clock.

1476
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:12,200
And racing slips.

1477
01:21:13,140 --> 01:21:14,520
They're not going to be a...

1478
01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:17,080
Their message isn't going to get across unless you're watching.

1479
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:19,440
So thank you so much for that as well.

1480
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:21,860
But yeah, fuck it.

1481
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:22,460
What can you say?

1482
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:23,100
What can we do?

1483
01:21:23,660 --> 01:21:24,800
Hobbs coin is coming up.

1484
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:25,760
It's Friday.

1485
01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:29,080
This has been Drive Time.

1486
01:21:29,280 --> 01:21:29,980
You've been amazing.

1487
01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:31,460
Thanks very much for watching.

1488
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:34,120
Good night and God bless.

1489
01:21:34,580 --> 01:21:35,480
We'll see you later on.

1490
01:21:35,540 --> 01:21:36,520
How's it going, guys?

1491
01:21:36,580 --> 01:21:40,380
Just wanted to check in with you and let you know about the Global Corporate Cabal.

1492
01:21:40,380 --> 01:21:44,080
Which is actually taking over Ireland at an alarming rate and pace.

1493
01:21:44,380 --> 01:21:48,500
I've actually had an offer to become their PR strategist.

1494
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:51,280
So I'm going to be joining them up next Tuesday.

1495
01:21:51,460 --> 01:21:55,140
I don't think I'm going to be doing any more streams from here until forever.

1496
01:21:56,140 --> 01:21:59,100
The Cabal really know where they're going.

1497
01:21:59,300 --> 01:22:01,240
They've got a great fucking future ahead of them.

1498
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:12,300
And I think if I can get my foot in the door there, I'm going to be bringing the Cabal on a fucking two-way extraordinary adventure to Taito Park.

1499
01:22:13,140 --> 01:22:18,260
Aboard the back of my new fucking SLK genuine Celica.

1500
01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:25,000
There's only three Saturdays left until the full moon brings about a new beast upon our fucking shores.

1501
01:22:25,540 --> 01:22:26,140
That one.

1502
01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:28,120
We've yet to see you.

1503
01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:32,560
We've yet to see how incredible that beast is.

1504
01:22:32,940 --> 01:22:35,560
We've yet to see how incredible that beast is.

1505
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:36,740
But believe you and me.

1506
01:22:37,820 --> 01:22:39,420
I'm going to fucking kill someone.

1507
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:41,800
Want a discerning taste in life?

1508
01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:43,160
You know where to go.

1509
01:22:43,620 --> 01:22:46,980
Hit the links on a fucking Friday, weekdays, fortnight.

1510
01:22:47,460 --> 01:22:50,160
And smack a few balls down the par five.

1511
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:54,440
Make it onto the green in two when you're looking for an eagle loop-a-de-loo.

1512
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:57,040
Start slicing that lime.

1513
01:22:57,660 --> 01:23:00,420
Take off the plastic wrap off the neck of the goose.

1514
01:23:00,660 --> 01:23:05,700
And throttle the bottle until you pour out your heart's content into an ice bucket.

1515
01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:09,120
Make sure the goose cloud warning lights are on.

1516
01:23:09,220 --> 01:23:12,780
Because you're about to get strong-armed by a couple of geese.

1517
01:23:13,260 --> 01:23:15,820
The gaggle of your last contempt.

1518
01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:20,540
As you walk the fairway down to the sand bunk of destruction.

1519
01:23:20,740 --> 01:23:22,500
Whip out the pudding machine.

1520
01:23:23,020 --> 01:23:27,100
And give that ball a fuck smack into the hole of life.

1521
01:23:27,380 --> 01:23:30,720
Always, always remember to sip your goose responsibly.

1522
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:35,740
Otherwise you're going to end up being dug out of a goose bunker by the goose cops.

1523
01:23:35,860 --> 01:23:37,220
World's best tasting vodka.

1524
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:41,020
It's all about how the Milanese, they do mealtimes.

1525
01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:43,860
Refreshing bubbles right up your chaff pipe.

1526
01:23:44,220 --> 01:23:45,460
Spin the top of the lid.

1527
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:48,180
See who can catch the falling star.

1528
01:23:48,180 --> 01:23:49,860
San Pellegrino.

1529
01:23:50,100 --> 01:23:51,100
Flip the lid again.

1530
01:23:51,220 --> 01:23:53,360
Back to your missus and your girlfriend too.

1531
01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:57,940
Over to see how the crazy cats do dinner times down in Yohannistan.

1532
01:23:58,580 --> 01:24:00,540
Googling life, pleasure, play and work.

1533
01:24:00,660 --> 01:24:01,420
Flipping your lid.

1534
01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:04,940
Opening the door onto the brand new New York dreamscape.

1535
01:24:05,060 --> 01:24:06,400
Where are you working now?

1536
01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:07,580
New York City.

1537
01:24:07,860 --> 01:24:09,180
San Pellegrino.

1538
01:24:09,380 --> 01:24:13,740
The star that shapes the world between your fucking chopsticks over in Tokyo.

1539
01:24:14,060 --> 01:24:19,580
Roll that lid down, catch it in your hand and get ready to Dubai the fucking land of sand.

1540
01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:21,200
Which one's it in?

1541
01:24:21,380 --> 01:24:21,760
Wrong.

1542
01:24:22,100 --> 01:24:25,980
Flip it again and toke on the bong down in Buenos Aires.

1543
01:24:26,260 --> 01:24:27,340
San Pellegrino.

1544
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:29,200
Magic, it's gone.

1545
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:32,920
Shanghai noon with your fucking sushi bowl soon.

1546
01:24:33,380 --> 01:24:36,640
Flicking the liquid lid back to Milano in the jar of it.

1547
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,960
Let's fucking have some work.

1548
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:39,460
.

1549
01:24:39,460 --> 01:24:40,460
.