1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:25,800 There aren't many connections you might end up having to stop in Longford or Athlone and then wait for the next bus to Dublin then. Unless you get the Ballin Abbas. Unless Tommy Schlug is going to be picking you up. The uncle. The guards are awful fucking touchy-feely aren't they? 2 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:36,440 And so, whether you are here to stay or passing through on your... Assholes. Welcome to City 17. We are safe. 3 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:49,700 Schlug Air needs to expand countrywide. Well, it is. It's regional at the moment so you gotta walk before you can run. I was telling that to Tommy. Finally a good game. Thank you. 4 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:57,680 Do we have to follow this book, do we? Dodgy boy. 5 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:11,580 T. National. Thanks very much. 6 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:18,120 It's Mr. Freeman. Would you look at that? Who's Mr. Freeman? Is this the lad that I'm controlling now? 7 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:22,600 Fucking hell straight to the cell. Hell in a cell. 8 00:01:25,260 --> 00:01:27,180 Go on. Get in. 9 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:29,500 It's the stuff of nightmares, isn't it? 10 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,880 Feel the dream. 11 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:33,500 Arizona. 12 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:34,980 No, I'm here. 13 00:01:35,460 --> 00:01:36,700 Johnny Dundas. 14 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:37,380 Thank you. 15 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,540 Thanks very much. Dundas. 16 00:01:40,540 --> 00:01:43,420 Yeah. I'm gonna need me some prophecy for this. 17 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:45,600 Now. 18 00:01:46,060 --> 00:01:49,900 About that beer I owed you. 19 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:51,600 It's me, Gordon. 20 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:53,180 Barney from Black Mesa. 21 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:54,640 Ah, Barney. How are you? 22 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,480 I had to put on a show for the cameras. 23 00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:59,180 I've been working undercover with civil protection. 24 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:00,640 I can't take too longer. 25 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:01,520 They'll get suspicious. 26 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:02,500 I'm way behind. 27 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:03,740 Fishing. Thank you very much. 28 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,920 Yes, Barney. 29 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:06,840 What is it? 30 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:09,300 I'm in the middle of a critical test. 31 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:10,300 Sorry, dog. 32 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,780 But look who's here. 33 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:13,700 Great Scott. 34 00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:15,360 Gordon Freeman. 35 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,060 How are you getting on? 36 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,160 What's the story? 37 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:19,000 Yeah, you and me both, doc. 38 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,060 He was about to board the express to Nova Prospect. 39 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:23,260 Field and Barney. 40 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:24,500 What do you intend? 41 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:25,960 Tom's cool dad hat. 42 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:26,440 Thank you. 43 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,800 Alex is around here. 44 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:28,660 I'm aware. 45 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:31,640 She would have a better idea of getting here. 46 00:02:32,580 --> 00:02:34,720 What time is the train to Poughkeepsie? 47 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,120 Poughkeepsie, uh, I don't know. 48 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,660 Very well. 49 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:41,300 And, uh, Gordon? 50 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:43,060 Good to see you. 51 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:44,500 Okay, Gordon. 52 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:47,560 You're gonna have to make your own way to Dr. Kleiner's lab. 53 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:49,700 Callum Condren. 54 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:50,180 Thank you. 55 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:51,400 Get in here, Gordon. 56 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:52,800 Before you blow my cover. 57 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,080 We gotta get in here before we blow the load. 58 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:04,500 Loadblowers 3D for the Mega Drive is gonna be re-released next Tuesday weeknight on Steam.com. 59 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,340 For a savage value price of $2.99. 60 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:08,400 Steam summer sale. 61 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:09,940 Coming to you hard and fast. 62 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:17,100 I've just been chucked into the fucking luggage room. 63 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,640 Pick up object with the letter E. 64 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:21,680 Use the letter E. 65 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:21,760 Okay. 66 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,080 Now, climb on this box. 67 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,420 Climb out the window. 68 00:03:38,860 --> 00:03:42,040 That might have caused a bit of consternation amongst the ranks. 69 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:43,880 That loud sound. 70 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:46,580 You pick anything up, you can. 71 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:47,140 Nice. 72 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:53,460 Pick this up. 73 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:55,040 Lovely. 74 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,520 Feel the dream. 75 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:06,460 Quality Quarters Life. 76 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,460 Thank you very much, Quality Quarters Life. 77 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:09,740 Very, very nice of you. 78 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:10,860 Thank you very much. 79 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:14,940 The Tender Touch. 80 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:17,000 The Quality Quarter Life. 81 00:04:17,780 --> 00:04:19,300 Bringing you the Half Life. 82 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:26,360 The Sepp Blatter Life. 83 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:27,800 The Satellite. 84 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:30,480 Hamisharite. 85 00:04:31,060 --> 00:04:31,840 The Strong Boy. 86 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,080 Krendler in the chat. 87 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:33,800 Sarah Snake. 88 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:34,440 Happy Saturday. 89 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:35,680 Happy Saturday night. 90 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:36,440 Happy Saturday. 91 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:39,860 Happy Saturday night. 92 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,700 Hope you're feeling alright. 93 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:43,560 And not shite. 94 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,420 Welcome to the stream. 95 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,240 The Francis Higgins Dream. 96 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:51,440 I hope you're all on board. 97 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:52,900 The train to Norrisville. 98 00:04:59,080 --> 00:04:59,820 Sit back. 99 00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:00,300 Relax. 100 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:04,660 And listen to me wax. 101 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:05,580 Lyrical. 102 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:07,640 Like a lyrical madman. 103 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:10,780 I'm just playing Half Life because I can can. 104 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,600 This late on a Saturday night. 105 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:15,000 I should be tucked up in bed. 106 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:16,400 I ain't right. 107 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:18,280 But I want to play these games, y'all. 108 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:19,880 Thanks very much for watching me. 109 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:20,700 Sponsoring me. 110 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:24,440 I can't. 111 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:25,540 I fucked that one up. 112 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:26,180 Sorry. 113 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:27,360 Fuck that one up. 114 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:29,840 Yeah. 115 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,840 I am not feeling the fire at the moment, you know. 116 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,560 Just keep it going anyway. 117 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:41,140 Is that a cappuccino stain on your lip? 118 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,340 That's a fully fledged fucking Tash McGash, man. 119 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:48,340 Loading. 120 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:49,160 The fuck's that. 121 00:05:57,660 --> 00:06:01,820 Thank you very much there, Quality Quarters and Teenie Weenie Ish Beanie. 122 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:04,280 Any chance of your uncle doing a bit of farm simulator? 123 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:05,760 I'll mention it to him, yeah. 124 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,560 He has it, or I have it on PlayStation. 125 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,360 2017, I think, or 2018. 126 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,160 Gabe Newell. 127 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,540 Newell's old boys. 128 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,680 Former Bielsa stronghold. 129 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:20,700 Thanks very much. 130 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:25,840 What about up here? 131 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,120 Pick up that can. 132 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,660 Fucking cheeky. 133 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:46,800 Cheeky, isn't it? 134 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:48,560 Jesus Christ. 135 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:53,940 Bully boys. 136 00:06:53,940 --> 00:06:58,800 Frigrator. 137 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:13,660 Thank you very much. 138 00:07:13,660 --> 00:07:31,720 This is food. 139 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:33,060 Is it the post office? 140 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,680 This is the way things are going anyway. 141 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:45,920 This is how we'll be getting our mail or our food or whatever the fuck it is in a few years time. 142 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:51,540 After the globalist cabal have had their wicked way. 143 00:07:51,540 --> 00:08:09,000 12 euro stamps. 144 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:18,720 It can't get this bad. 145 00:08:18,860 --> 00:08:23,120 It couldn't be this bad where they've got fucking robots checking up on you and stuff in the sky. 146 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:27,060 And these guys just battering you every time you go near them. 147 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:37,740 Surely it would cost more money to contain society like this than it would to just let them be free and open in a free market kind of thing. 148 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:40,940 I don't know. 149 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,320 The free market is nice enough. 150 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:50,800 I'm enjoying the free market I have to say. 151 00:08:51,820 --> 00:08:56,640 But then you've got unfettered capitalistic tendencies. 152 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,100 And where's that going? 153 00:08:58,300 --> 00:08:58,480 You know? 154 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,080 Where's that going to lead us? 155 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:02,720 Could that be a dodgy thing? 156 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,040 I'm not sure. 157 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,640 How did we get in here? 158 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,020 There's no way of getting in. 159 00:09:15,340 --> 00:09:17,880 Thank you very much there, Laura McNamara. 160 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:39,220 Half-Life Conspiracy. 161 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,080 Thank you very much. 162 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:44,320 Shkrofi, how are you? 163 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,120 Other side of the aquare. 164 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,580 I presume you meant to hit S instead of A. 165 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,660 Welcome to the... 166 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:55,120 Unless it's an aquarium and that's the way the cool kids are... 167 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,480 That's what you call the aquarium now, is it? 168 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:01,600 See you down the aquare, man. 169 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:06,300 We'll go fucking tickle a few fish later on, man. 170 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,120 We get in here or... 171 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:13,400 Fucking hell. 172 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,060 Electrified nightstick, is it? 173 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:23,900 Jesus. 174 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:23,960 Jesus. 175 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:44,340 Maybe we'll go down here and do a bit of fucking back alley shady dealing. 176 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:46,340 Oh. 177 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,820 Harlan Binks. How are you? 178 00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:06,260 Are you the Fontaine guy or is that some other guy? 179 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:07,240 It's some other guy. 180 00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:09,220 And he does streams as well. 181 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:12,040 Usually on a Tuesday or a Wednesday night if you want to come back and see him. 182 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:12,560 Jimmy Ling. 183 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,880 Actually I'll put you in touch with Jimmy Ling. 184 00:11:15,380 --> 00:11:17,220 I want to tell you something about Jimmy Ling. 185 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:20,520 He greatly enhanced his reputation there with that little tipy whip. 186 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:22,080 Thanks very much. 187 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,580 Jimis Lingus. 188 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,140 I want to say thanks Jimmy. 189 00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:29,680 Jimmy Ling. 190 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,360 Thanks for the donation. 191 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:45,260 Oh yeah. 192 00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:47,580 Hob's coin is coming up hard and fast guys. 193 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,440 You need to invest in that. 194 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:57,520 Johnny Ronan was saying to us earlier on that you will be thanking him from your skypad once you've invested that. 195 00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:59,520 Don't know what I mean? 196 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:04,220 Well then watch Connor Williams' daytime drive time streams. 197 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,320 Usually from Monday to Thursday. 198 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,140 And he will enlighten you. 199 00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:12,060 First the building then the whole block. 200 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:13,540 Look at this fucking stuff here. 201 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:14,880 Don't worry. 202 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:15,720 They'll find one. 203 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:20,400 These guys look like they're fucking not well nourished. 204 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:21,500 They look a bit depressed. 205 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:24,100 Maybe they've been living in this town too long. 206 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:26,960 Maybe they can't get out. 207 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:35,960 Fucking hell. 208 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,360 Adam and Paul. 209 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,300 Maybe we can get in here. 210 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:42,600 Oh. 211 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:47,960 What the fuck happened there man? 212 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,600 Arid Artifact. 213 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:54,400 Thank you very much. 214 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,000 Thank you very much. 215 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,040 Very kind of you. 216 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,100 Greatly enhanced your reputation too. 217 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,620 And you do a lot of great work out there in the community as well. 218 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,040 Maybe in this gaff here. 219 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,460 It's a bit Chernobyl isn't it? 220 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:18,980 Chernobylisk. 221 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:19,060 Chernobylisk. 222 00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:40,680 These are like space Nazis. 223 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,040 Are they? 224 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,760 Don't move. 225 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,000 603 of Mountlander. 226 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,700 If you know how we have no replacement. 227 00:13:59,120 --> 00:13:59,660 Fucking hell. 228 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:00,480 I thought you were a cop. 229 00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,300 What's going on? 230 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:02,780 What's going on? 231 00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:04,560 Let's get him down there. 232 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,800 I told you they'd be coming for us next. 233 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:07,840 Just this once. 234 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:08,500 I hope you're wrong. 235 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:16,060 It's the new Mercedes down there. 236 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,180 Feel the dream. 237 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:27,480 Johnny Ronan Capital. 238 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,120 Thank you very much Johnny Ronan. 239 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:30,560 Ronotnik. 240 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:32,980 Nice range there. 241 00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:34,180 Is that a Stanley is it? 242 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,260 Lovely Stanley range in Half-Life. 243 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:46,860 Lovely. 244 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:47,720 Lovely. 245 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:48,340 Lovely. 246 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:50,060 Lovely Stanley range in Half-Life. 247 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,980 Aaron Brennan was onto it. 248 00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:56,760 He wants to cook some of his sweet sausage on top of that range. 249 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,420 In a pan or a pot. 250 00:15:00,540 --> 00:15:02,140 And it's not going to be mange. 251 00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:07,640 I got myself a lovely little range in Half-Life. 252 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,540 A range in Half-Life. 253 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:11,760 Bring your kids. 254 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,640 Bring your wife. 255 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:14,660 Round to my gaff next Tuesday week. 256 00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,860 I've got a load of nice pork sausages. 257 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,200 Sweet for you to eat. 258 00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,700 They've got a bit of apple in them too. 259 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:21,780 Fancy stuff. 260 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,080 Tesco fire-dish reins. 261 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:23,900 Rage. 262 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,080 Doesn't taste like poo. 263 00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:27,120 I spend two. 264 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:28,540 I spend two fifty. 265 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,060 I spend two euro fifty eight. 266 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,140 On the pack of six. 267 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,920 Two euro fifty eight. 268 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,040 On a pack of six. 269 00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:37,800 This isn't the Denny Gold medal shit. 270 00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:39,100 This is the best stuff. 271 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,700 You want to come and taste it. 272 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:43,300 Taste my sausage on my Stanley range. 273 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,760 Thanks Aaron Brennan for the two euro. 274 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:48,920 I think that'll do. 275 00:15:53,220 --> 00:16:00,620 I'm thinking maybe Half-Life game themed freestyles could actually be the fucking way forward. 276 00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:01,640 Whoa. 277 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,220 Zap stick. 278 00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:05,680 He wants to hit you with the fucking zap stick. 279 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:09,980 What's going on inside the gaff? 280 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:12,760 Gordy! 281 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:24,680 Jesus Christ. 282 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:26,820 Fucking Depressionville. 283 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:53,540 Oh yeah. 284 00:16:53,540 --> 00:17:02,220 Fucking hell. 285 00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:03,740 Uh oh. 286 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,100 Gordy. 287 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:08,100 Gordy battered the squatters. 288 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,140 Squatters rights, man. 289 00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:12,080 Squatters rights. 290 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:13,980 Head for the roof. 291 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,820 The guards, man. 292 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,560 The Gordy have been called. 293 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:22,340 Run. 294 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:22,760 Run. 295 00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:24,500 Fuck out of here, man. 296 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:33,080 These were the scenes down in that fucking house that everyone was crashing in a couple of months ago. 297 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,080 When the guards, they hired goons as well. 298 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,240 They had hired goons doing the job for them. 299 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:51,800 Vranka pulled the trigger on those boys and said, let's do it. 300 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,960 Yeah, we need to get rid of it. 301 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,200 It's not right. 302 00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,340 They're not paying rent. 303 00:17:55,660 --> 00:18:00,380 And unfortunately, we've sent some space goons. 304 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,060 Fucking hell of guns as well. 305 00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:05,760 Fucking... 306 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,200 How'd you run? 307 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:08,200 How'd you run? 308 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,160 Come on. 309 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:17,160 Ugh. 310 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:23,560 Sprint. 311 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:23,560 Sprint. 312 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,160 Shift. 313 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,000 Yeah, sure. 314 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,180 I'm holding fucking shift. 315 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,380 Sorry, uh... for the language there. 316 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,960 Shift is being held there and nothing is going on. 317 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:38,920 Getting photographed and everything. 318 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,260 This is where I got up to on the orange box. 319 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,640 In, uh... 2008. 320 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:49,800 Fuck do I go now. 321 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,640 Do I go down there? 322 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,360 Do I go down there or do I stay up here or what? 323 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,520 Should I fucking head down? 324 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,520 Oh, maybe across here. 325 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:04,740 Look. 326 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:11,360 Petrol. 327 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,820 We can go get some petrol over there. 328 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:13,960 Pigeons are after you. 329 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,120 Across the planks. 330 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:22,880 Fucking hell of a man. 331 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,120 Get in here, look. 332 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,120 Fiddlesticks. 333 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:36,880 Oh, no. 334 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:38,720 Fuck. 335 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:40,720 Back out. 336 00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:41,900 Ah! 337 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,200 Over here! 338 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:44,400 Ha! 339 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,200 No, you don't! 340 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:49,700 Hm. 341 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:53,060 Feel the dream. 342 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,960 Andy Ball Bandy, thank you. 343 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:55,960 Arizona. 344 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,440 Dr. Freeman, I presume. 345 00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:58,580 Oh, you get none. 346 00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:00,900 I'd better hurry. 347 00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:03,680 Andy Ball Bandy. 348 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,320 The boys are up. 349 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,580 You don't want to get in their way. 350 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:05,580 You don't want to get in their way. 351 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,220 Dr. Kleiner said you'd be coming this way. 352 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:14,720 I don't think it occurred to him that you might not have a map. 353 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,560 Treasury Holdings, thank you. 354 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:23,180 And remember, there's some fucking treasury coming up your way if you get into Hobbs coin at the right time. 355 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,860 Who are these guys? 356 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:29,260 They got slaughtered. 357 00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:32,040 They got fucking wrecked. 358 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,400 They got wrecked. 359 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,120 Feel the dream. 360 00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:39,160 Frankie Scholes. 361 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:39,740 Arizona. 362 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:48,220 I'm Alex Van yeah Frankie Scholes Cheers 363 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:56,700 and a few words aren't you know 364 00:20:56,700 --> 00:21:06,060 remember him from black Mesa your old administrator okay my dad started on dr. 365 00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:15,900 Breen through here this year I will add on the door is it your father is running a 366 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:25,060 fucking metropolis with an iron fish you showing up on this day in particular yes 367 00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:37,660 we've been helping people escape the city on foot it's a dangerous route to my father's lab through 368 00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:44,140 the old canals right today we're finally on the verge of having a better way right is that is that 369 00:21:44,140 --> 00:21:50,620 right very good and where is your father let me buy you a drink no I'm not thirsty I have tea thanks 370 00:21:50,620 --> 00:22:03,220 I have a cup of tea here oh and by the way yeah nice to finally meet you and you as well thank you very much are we what's the story we going in here 371 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:15,820 great stuff Jim Browning how are you how Jim Browning what's the story who is Jim Browning 372 00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:28,420 Jim Browning what's the story you've got a tick to your name well almost all right Jim Browning what's the story you've got a lot of her crate again if I didn't know better I'd suspect Barney of trapping and my goodness Gordon 373 00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:29,380 Jim Brownen. 374 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:32,840 Yeah. 375 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,940 Yeah, Brownen. 376 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,080 Any chance he can get me a tick? 377 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,420 I'd fucking love a tick. 378 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,160 That'd be nice enough now. 379 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,080 How'd you get the tick? 380 00:22:45,080 --> 00:23:01,620 Okay, I will do. 381 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,080 Thanks, Jim Brownen. 382 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:07,240 Alright. 383 00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:09,080 That is... 384 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,680 100k for a tick. 385 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,640 There you are. 386 00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:14,520 Man, Gordon, you stirred up the hive. 387 00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:19,140 Do I have to get inside this machine here, is it? 388 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,880 Vivian from Brazil. 389 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:32,440 How are you? 390 00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:34,660 Shout out to all the boys from Lucan in Brazil. 391 00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:35,920 I still have nightmares about that cat. 392 00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:36,340 No, no. 393 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,280 There's nothing to be nervous about. 394 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,780 The boys from Brazil. 395 00:23:39,780 --> 00:23:40,620 He's been trying to be... 396 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,340 Since then, major strides. 397 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:42,900 What cat? 398 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,460 Doc, since he's not taking the streets, you might as well get him out of his civvies. 399 00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:47,840 What? 400 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:48,880 Oh, dear. 401 00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:49,440 You're right. 402 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,020 I almost forgot the tree. 403 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,980 Bonnie, I'll give you the honor. 404 00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:54,480 I've got to get back. 405 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,760 Dargan Mars, how are you? 406 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:56,120 Okay. 407 00:23:57,900 --> 00:23:59,280 You old snake in a box. 408 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,680 What's the crack here, lads? 409 00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:07,120 We... 410 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:07,780 We, uh... 411 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,900 What the fuck's that, man? 412 00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:12,180 Lamar! 413 00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:13,540 There you are! 414 00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:15,100 I thought you got rid of that test. 415 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,120 Certainly not. 416 00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:17,620 Never fear, Gordon. 417 00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:20,320 She's de-beaked and completely harmless. 418 00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:22,460 The worst she might do is attempt to... 419 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,160 Couple with your head. 420 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,280 Fruitlessly. 421 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,760 Get that thing away from me! 422 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:28,820 Yeah, my pet. 423 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,140 Thanks very much, Dargan Mars. 424 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:31,860 No, not up there! 425 00:24:31,860 --> 00:24:33,020 And Vivian from Brazil. 426 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:33,520 No! 427 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:33,780 No! 428 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,100 Careful, Lamar! 429 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,520 Those are quite fragile! 430 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,980 He's a feisty little, uh, beast, isn't he? 431 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:41,220 Another week before I can coax her out of... 432 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:42,080 He's no mutt man. 433 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:42,280 Yeah. 434 00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:43,640 Longer if we're lucky. 435 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:44,920 Barney! 436 00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:46,900 You're not an animal person! 437 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:47,440 Ugh! 438 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,500 Listen, are we moving on, or what's the story? 439 00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:52,900 You've... 440 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:53,980 You brought me down here. 441 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:55,460 I just want to know where we're going. 442 00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:56,680 I woke up there. 443 00:24:57,420 --> 00:25:00,140 I was off the train in Houston, and I just got fucking zapped... 444 00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:02,180 By Varadkar's space cops. 445 00:25:02,380 --> 00:25:02,760 So... 446 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,040 We... 447 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:04,780 What's happening? 448 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,240 Are we... 449 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,240 Are we moving, or...? 450 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:12,580 Suit, is it? 451 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:14,900 Space suit. 452 00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:15,640 There we go. 453 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:17,420 Oh, nice. 454 00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:19,220 Oh, now I can sprint. 455 00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:20,560 Well, Gordon, I see your... 456 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,420 Now I can sprint. 457 00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:23,520 Yes. 458 00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:25,180 At least the glove parts do. 459 00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:26,120 The glove box. 460 00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:29,840 I've made a few modifications, but I'll just acquaint you with the essentials. 461 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,540 Now, let's see. 462 00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:40,180 The Mark V hazardous environment suit has been redesigned for comfort and utility. 463 00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:42,680 Comfort and leisure, I'd say, as well. 464 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,740 I don't have time for this. 465 00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:46,520 At least get that suit to stuff, Gordon. 466 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:47,280 Good idea. 467 00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:48,880 There's a charger on the wall. 468 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:54,200 This is where I got to when I was playing the orange box, actually. 469 00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:55,220 I never got past this. 470 00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,280 What's this here? 471 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,400 Charge it up. 472 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,500 We have a full charge on it now. 473 00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:11,700 We can last for a few hours. 474 00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:14,980 Until we get to a PowerPoint or a plug or something. 475 00:26:14,980 --> 00:26:15,980 We can last for a few hours. 476 00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:16,980 We can last for a few hours. 477 00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:17,980 We can last for a few hours. 478 00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:18,980 We can last for a few hours. 479 00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:19,980 We can last for a few hours. 480 00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:20,980 We can last for a few hours. 481 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:21,980 We can last for a few hours. 482 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:22,980 We can last for a few hours. 483 00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:23,980 We can last for a few hours. 484 00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:24,980 We can last for a few hours. 485 00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:25,980 We can last for a few hours. 486 00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:26,980 We can last for a few hours. 487 00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:27,980 We can last for a few hours. 488 00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:28,980 We can last for a few hours. 489 00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:29,980 We can last for a few hours. 490 00:26:29,980 --> 00:26:30,980 We can last for a few hours. 491 00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:31,980 We can last for a few hours. 492 00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:32,980 We can last for a few hours. 493 00:26:32,980 --> 00:26:33,980 We can last for a few hours. 494 00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:34,980 We can last for a few hours. 495 00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:35,980 We can last for a few hours. 496 00:26:35,980 --> 00:26:45,980 Eli's after you. 497 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,980 Paige is satay spice box. 498 00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:50,980 Thank you. 499 00:26:50,980 --> 00:26:59,980 Watch the head. 500 00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:08,980 Lambdas, thank you. 501 00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:29,980 Bye Pat. 502 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:30,980 Bye Pat. 503 00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:31,980 Bye Pat. 504 00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:33,980 Thank you. 505 00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:35,980 Bye Pat. Thank you 506 00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:43,900 Tom Jones vibes. What's this now? What do I have to get up there? Do I jump up there with her? 507 00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:52,020 Feel the dream 508 00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,880 Maybe I check out 509 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:09,420 Gotta pop the plug. Is this all right? Thank you very much that Lucy 510 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:15,260 Lucy's after you 511 00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:24,440 Anonymous, thanks so much. I hope you're well. Thank you 512 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:38,080 A lot of technical gremlins in this room. All right, you'd wonder where where is this all heading anguish panda? Thank you 513 00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:43,140 Keep it going Gordon and 514 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:49,780 William Dickinson and Louie Louie Sharkey from Donegal and 515 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,800 anguished panda 516 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,800 Thank you very much 517 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,200 Thank you very much 518 00:28:57,460 --> 00:29:00,940 Ricky's after you too. Now where are we going? Are we are we playing this? 519 00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:07,220 Bit of a speed run as well, so we need to make sure we're going fast and hard 520 00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:11,940 We hit the switch 521 00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:20,220 Thanks mark enjoy the pints 522 00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:39,220 Is she alright? Is she okay? Is she gone? Or? 523 00:29:39,220 --> 00:30:02,720 Gordon Gekko. Ah no problem. Yeah it did yeah. I relied on chat actually. Chat helped me out there with that one. 524 00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:07,920 Okay Eli. Eliing out. Eliing out. 525 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:24,500 We go inside this machine we will. Beam me up Scotty anyway. Make sure don't fuck it up now I'm scared. Thanks very much. Cheers. 526 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,900 And best of luck in your future endeavors. Final sequence. 527 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,000 The hell? What is it? 528 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,440 It's your back-to-freaking-head, Hopper! 529 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,680 Far! Let's knock out! 530 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:49,100 Fucking hell. 531 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,980 It's Lamar with his head about that thing. 532 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,320 He's coming through, Zach. 533 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,940 I think we're fucked. 534 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:55,980 You're fucked? 535 00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:57,800 I think we're fucked. 536 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,120 Rest in pieces. 537 00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:02,240 Good night and God bless. 538 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,960 Who are you? 539 00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:05,580 Why did you get in here? 540 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,080 Fucking hell. 541 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,360 You hammered your mother. 542 00:31:12,980 --> 00:31:14,040 You hammered your mother. 543 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:15,520 I love women. 544 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:17,320 I'm mad about women. 545 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,080 I've been married to three times. 546 00:31:19,340 --> 00:31:20,140 I'm in special. 547 00:31:20,140 --> 00:31:20,760 You hammered your mother. 548 00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:23,720 Is that the best you can come up with? 549 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,140 You are a liar. 550 00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:29,700 You are a liar. 551 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,120 You've killed your love. 552 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:31,260 Fuck. 553 00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:32,540 All over the world. 554 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:33,960 He didn't come through. 555 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,780 Then where is he? 556 00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:37,380 Behind you. 557 00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:39,100 Maybe I have to move through this. 558 00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:39,200 Shut it down. 559 00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:40,040 Shut it down. 560 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,100 You must get out of here. 561 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:44,500 You've killed your lies all over the world. 562 00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:46,220 Number two, Frank McCord. 563 00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:50,920 Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment? 564 00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:51,360 Oh. 565 00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:53,120 With Jackie Brosnan? 566 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,660 You are a liar. 567 00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,580 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 568 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:07,180 I don't know why those, uh, those yokes are so obsessed with me that are following me. 569 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,160 You know, close the door so they can't get through. 570 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,540 I love women. 571 00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:14,340 I'm mad about women. 572 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,160 I've been married three times. 573 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,080 I'm infatuated with women. 574 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:20,960 Hey, Gordon. 575 00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:21,420 Uh-oh. 576 00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:22,640 There he is. 577 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:23,720 Citadel's on full alert. 578 00:32:23,780 --> 00:32:25,340 I've never seen it lit up like that. 579 00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:26,280 You are a liar. 580 00:32:26,340 --> 00:32:28,400 Get out of City 17 as fast as you can, Gordon. 581 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,280 You are a liar. 582 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,420 They'll get you to Eli's lab. 583 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:35,620 It's a dangerous route, but there's a whole network of refugees, and they'll help you if 584 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:36,120 they can. 585 00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:36,640 Okay. 586 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,960 I'd come with you, but I gotta look after Dr. Kleiner. 587 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:39,680 Okay. 588 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,980 Oh, and before I forget, I think you dropped this back in Black Mesa. 589 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:44,660 Okay. 590 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,260 Good luck out there, buddy. 591 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:46,840 Okay. 592 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:47,520 Gonna need it. 593 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,440 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 594 00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:53,620 Thanks very much for the crowbar. 595 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:59,560 That's gonna come in handy against the fucking cyber Nazis that have got cattle prods. 596 00:32:59,620 --> 00:33:03,540 Electrified cattle prods and fucking zap guns. 597 00:33:08,060 --> 00:33:09,060 Yeah, crowbar. 598 00:33:09,060 --> 00:33:12,140 I know a lad from fucking Sligo called crowbar. 599 00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:13,860 Feel the dream. 600 00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:15,200 The game is crazy. 601 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:15,960 Thanks very much. 602 00:33:16,140 --> 00:33:16,740 Arizona. 603 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,300 Thanks very much. 604 00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:25,060 Appreciadas. 605 00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:30,120 It's good enough, isn't it, for a 2004 game. 606 00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:35,460 Uh-oh. 607 00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:36,400 That cunt. 608 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,780 Don't like that cunt. 609 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:43,600 Yes! 610 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:45,960 Look out of my way. 611 00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:49,520 Black Mesa, is it? 612 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,360 Black Forest Gatel. 613 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:52,360 Black Forest Gatel. 614 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,300 Maybe I'll just get in here and hide in here. 615 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,320 Yeah, Jimmy Jusus. 616 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,640 I hope you're well, Jimmy Jusus. 617 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,100 Thanks for the old tippy-wippy. 618 00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:11,960 Fucking hell. 619 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,060 Sligo train. 620 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,040 Sligo train. 621 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,880 Maybe I'll get on the back of this. 622 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:30,860 Fucking stowaway jab. 623 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:32,320 Freight trainer. 624 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,260 Fucking hell, man. 625 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:43,400 Anaconda G. 626 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:44,200 Thank you very much. 627 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,860 I'll drop fucking rhymes in a moment. 628 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:51,520 What am I doing? 629 00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:58,220 A bullet to the skull. 630 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,200 There's a lovely sense of urgency to it all, isn't there? 631 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:15,540 Get the fuck out of my way, you stupid plank of wood. 632 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:26,200 Fucking hell. 633 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:26,940 Root canal. 634 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:31,940 Let's save it. 635 00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:34,460 Save that new save game. 636 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:36,760 Oh, it's auto-saved, okay. 637 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,400 Why am I whispering? 638 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,060 Hello, line four. 639 00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:41,500 Good evening. 640 00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:43,300 Good evening, Gary. 641 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,180 Why am I whispering? 642 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:45,280 Who's this? 643 00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:47,200 Pat Cox, MEP here. 644 00:35:47,540 --> 00:35:48,200 Why do you sound... 645 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,040 Pat, why do you sound... 646 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,080 You sound a bit ill. 647 00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:52,600 Are you okay? 648 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:54,740 A dose of laryngitis. 649 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,820 You have a dose of laryngitis. 650 00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:57,200 Okay. 651 00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:02,520 Now, let's go. 652 00:36:03,820 --> 00:36:04,720 Save it anyway. 653 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,420 Don't know why I'm whispering. 654 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:10,600 Someone's fucked. 655 00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:12,560 F for flashlight, is it? 656 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:13,740 Nice. 657 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,280 Thank you very much there, Sam Wood. 658 00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:16,180 Sam Wad. 659 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:17,720 Fuck you, man. 660 00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:20,260 Can you kill these cunts with this... 661 00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:20,800 Ha ha! 662 00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:26,540 Rest in pieces. 663 00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:30,940 Goodnight and God bless. 664 00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:35,240 You're fucked. 665 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:39,840 Sorry. 666 00:36:40,980 --> 00:36:41,660 How are ya? 667 00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:43,660 Got a gun now. 668 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,140 I have a gun now. 669 00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:49,280 I have a gun now. 670 00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:51,540 These guys met their maker there. 671 00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:53,520 Fucking Quaker Oats. 672 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,920 Poor old sausages. 673 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,340 They didn't know what they were up against when they met me. 674 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,120 The man from TV3. 675 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:19,660 Brian Cowan's taint. 676 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:22,260 Smells like paint. 677 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,480 Mixed with vinegar. 678 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,480 And pus. 679 00:37:26,380 --> 00:37:27,540 You know I'm not a wuss. 680 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,180 Thanks very much for the tip, Brian Cowan. 681 00:37:30,180 --> 00:37:37,120 What the hell rhymes with Cowan? 682 00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:37,740 I don't know. 683 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:42,400 But T22BC came in to me with the little four euro. 684 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:43,520 He didn't come in to me. 685 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,520 He just came in to the chat. 686 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,160 Okay, let's just clarify that. 687 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,080 Rewind the rhyme back. 688 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:52,960 And let's fucking make sure that no one thinks that there's anything fucking bad going on. 689 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,420 Thanks for the tip. 690 00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:56,980 Very, very kind of ya. 691 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,380 Happy birthday, Mark 2. 692 00:37:58,740 --> 00:37:59,900 What's the story with you? 693 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:02,840 I wanna know things about your life. 694 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,120 Half-Life 2, baby. 695 00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:07,880 And also Anaconda J. 696 00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:10,360 Very kind of you. 697 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:11,420 Thanks for the tip. 698 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,940 I'm gonna try and play this game real quick. 699 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:15,740 And get through it like a speed run. 700 00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:19,280 Gonna get it done within an hour and 32 minutes. 701 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,620 Gonna be a world record called Guinness. 702 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,640 Get Guinness on the phone. 703 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,960 Guinness is at home. 704 00:38:25,140 --> 00:38:26,220 All, all alone. 705 00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:28,480 Drinking himself into a Guinness cloud. 706 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:29,820 A Guinness cloud. 707 00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:31,460 Ow. 708 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,260 Don't drink Guinness all alone in the house. 709 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:42,840 Make sure you've called your relatives and your friends and let them know that you're going out. 710 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,160 Feel the Guinness. 711 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,960 Feel the Guinness. 712 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:52,780 Yeah, Bruno. 713 00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:54,520 Thanks very much, Bruno. 714 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:59,580 I'm in fairness now. 715 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,480 Bruno's a great guy. 716 00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:00,920 Yeah. 717 00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:02,600 Yeah, Bruno. 718 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,800 I won't hear a bad word said about Bruno. 719 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:05,520 He's a great guy. 720 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:06,800 Yeah. 721 00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:08,120 I won't say that about everyone. 722 00:39:08,260 --> 00:39:08,720 I have a great time. 723 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:09,880 Fucking great time for Bruno. 724 00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:11,760 Fucking great time for Bruno. 725 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,120 Who's this guy? 726 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:21,760 I love the fucking sprint on me now. 727 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,000 I need to charge up the suit. 728 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,060 Oh. 729 00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:36,240 Oh. Hey, it's a good game. 730 00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:37,920 Hey. Hey. 731 00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:47,740 Sorry there, I'm missing the chat. 732 00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:48,820 I'm fucking mad. 733 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,820 I'm infatuated with Bruno. 734 00:39:50,820 --> 00:39:55,140 Confirm your initial status with local protection team immediately. 735 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:10,100 Attention. Unidentified person of interest. Confirm your initial status with local protection team immediately. 736 00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:16,460 I'd really love to jump on top of this while it's moving. 737 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:20,480 Oh, wow. 738 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,400 You can. 739 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:22,260 And I did. 740 00:40:26,140 --> 00:40:27,040 What the fuck? 741 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:29,240 Sorry. 742 00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:30,500 Face cam on. 743 00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:36,280 Oh, fuck. 744 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,760 Fucking go in the house, man. 745 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:56,020 Paranoia. Fuck. 746 00:40:56,020 --> 00:41:04,500 Oh, the game's fucking crashed. 747 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:07,360 Oh, it's back. 748 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:16,680 Fucking hell. 749 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:32,500 Oh, I get to do it again anyway. 750 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:36,920 That's weird there. 751 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,320 When I came out of the... 752 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:38,920 Oh. 753 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:43,100 Oh. 754 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:50,080 When I exited there, the game, to put my face back on, the game just stopped. 755 00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:51,460 One. 756 00:41:53,340 --> 00:41:54,380 Fucking get in the house. 757 00:41:54,380 --> 00:42:19,040 Fucking plague locusts after me, I think. 758 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,040 *Mario's voice* 759 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,880 Ignore the door! 760 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,780 Huh? Someone's fucking shooting at me here, man. It's it's... 761 00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:45,780 *Mario's voice* 762 00:42:54,900 --> 00:43:03,180 Fuck off! That shut them up anyway. That shut them up. That put the cat amongst the pigeons there. 763 00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:15,140 This gaff is fucking rubbish. There's nothing in it. We need to smash these boys out the way. 764 00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:20,900 Aw, for fuck's sake. Are you serious? Is that explosive? It is. 765 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:29,720 Well, welcome to the galaxy. I didn't realize. I thought someone had... I thought I'd been blasted off a fucking hand cannon or something. 766 00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:43,000 Now, we've to catch... The Sligo train is just left Houston now. We need to get on it. 767 00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:51,060 Good luck. Ian Roderian, please do not put your feet on top of the train. 768 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,360 Please... 769 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,720 Do not put your feet on seats. Come on, you cunt. 770 00:44:01,980 --> 00:44:03,980 How flammable is it? 771 00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:13,240 See you later. See you... Yay! Yes! Good luck. Good night and God bless. We'll see you later, Alan. 772 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,240 *Mario's voice* Good night and God bless. We'll see you later, Alan. *Mario's voice* 773 00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:16,240 *Mario's voice* Rest in pieces. 774 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:39,680 *Mario's voice* Haha! *Mario's voice* Rest in pieces. *Mario's voice* Ah, this is class. This is great crack. *Mario's voice* Good night and God bless. *Mario's voice* No one even died there, but... *Mario's voice* I thought I... *Mario's voice* It warranted the... *Mario's voice* Press the button. *Mario's voice* 775 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:49,580 disgusting area this is a disgusting place to live now how do we crouch crouch peter crouch 776 00:44:49,580 --> 00:44:53,480 how do we do this crouching business 777 00:44:53,480 --> 00:45:03,140 wonky donkey dust thank you very much very very kind of you wonky donkey dust 778 00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:20,180 jump duck control control control there we go very much nice very much control black Mesa half-life one 779 00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:32,180 thank you maybe we'll fucking crowbar these boys oh yeah we've got some stuff go D bags 780 00:45:32,180 --> 00:45:43,640 all the fucking goodie bags in Amsterdam first aid kit some smooth melodic indie indie tunes from 781 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:50,840 first aid kit jammy boy as well thanks very much jammy boy you smash these boys up to get them or to 782 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:55,300 do they go into your inventory I'm a hundred health I see I'm a hundred health 783 00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:06,300 veteran weed man thank you very much fucking hell man 784 00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:25,760 oh rest in pieces fucking shligo express is coming as well bullet train 785 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:40,260 Ha what's going on here? Wow is this meant to be happening? Is this meant to be happening? 786 00:46:47,260 --> 00:46:48,260 Is this meant to be happening? 787 00:46:48,260 --> 00:47:09,760 Sorry just had to pause there for a second because I'm getting fucking shit up. Wow. 788 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:29,760 *Mario plays* 789 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:31,260 You're fucked! 790 00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:59,260 *Mario plays* 791 00:47:59,260 --> 00:48:02,260 There you go! See you later on green go! 792 00:48:02,260 --> 00:48:05,260 *Mario plays* 793 00:48:05,260 --> 00:48:08,260 Wow that was really something wasn't it? 794 00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,260 *Mario plays* 795 00:48:09,260 --> 00:48:11,260 And we're off again. 796 00:48:11,260 --> 00:48:13,260 *Mario plays* 797 00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:16,260 Just while we're on this thank you very much bad bad boy. 798 00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:21,260 What would be causing that little lag there that happened? 799 00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:26,260 *Mario plays* 800 00:48:26,260 --> 00:48:28,260 In the chat. 801 00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:31,260 Because it's a new piece. It's not the... 802 00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:33,260 *Mario plays* 803 00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:34,260 Arizona. 804 00:48:34,260 --> 00:48:35,260 *Mario plays* 805 00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:36,260 Arizona. 806 00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:37,260 Aloysius Lavin thank you very much. 807 00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:38,260 *Mario plays* 808 00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:40,260 You crowbarred your mother. 809 00:48:40,260 --> 00:48:41,260 *Mario plays* 810 00:48:41,260 --> 00:48:42,260 *Mario plays* 811 00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:44,260 *Mario plays* 812 00:48:44,260 --> 00:48:46,260 Full screen Bruno. Full screen. 813 00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:48,260 *Mario plays* 814 00:48:48,260 --> 00:48:51,260 *Mario plays* 815 00:48:51,260 --> 00:48:52,260 *Mario plays* 816 00:48:52,260 --> 00:48:53,260 *Mario plays* 817 00:48:53,260 --> 00:48:54,260 *Mario plays* 818 00:48:54,260 --> 00:48:55,260 *Mario plays* 819 00:48:55,260 --> 00:48:56,260 Turn off back... 820 00:48:56,260 --> 00:48:57,260 *Mario plays* 821 00:48:57,260 --> 00:48:58,260 *Mario plays* 822 00:48:58,260 --> 00:49:06,860 it. Oh yeah. Solid state drive for gaming. I think this is on the solid state, alright, 823 00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:16,880 yeah. I don't think it's on the hard drive. I think it's on the solid snake. I'm being 824 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:28,100 frank and honest with you now. T22BC, thank you very much. Can I get a shout out to 825 00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:39,460 Dr. Oatker's pizza burgers? You can indeed. Only the best, only the finest Dr. Oatker has 826 00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:51,880 to offer. The lag you get when you tab is doing no harm. Just a bit of a nuisance. Okay. Do 827 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:57,940 you know what though? I'm not trying to just fucking make good out of shit. Well, I am in 828 00:49:57,940 --> 00:50:05,180 the way. I enjoyed when things started to go fucking jittery John because it was kind of 829 00:50:05,180 --> 00:50:12,740 like a shit matrix. Thank you very much there. Whoever, the neck of Luke. Thank you very much. 830 00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:28,960 Father says, play the I love women sound clip, please. I did already. Yeah. This is Frank McCourt, 831 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:48,160 author of Angela's Ashes and Tiz and a few other books as well on the Late Late Show. I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. 832 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:55,760 Okay, I can hear the fucking... the boo-boo boys coming. 833 00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:57,720 Up here. 834 00:50:59,820 --> 00:51:02,300 Watch out, it's gonna get tasty, it's gonna get tasty. 835 00:51:02,780 --> 00:51:04,320 It's gonna get very tasty, watch out. 836 00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:06,120 Watch out. 837 00:51:07,180 --> 00:51:07,660 Watch out. 838 00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:13,620 Fucking hell, man. 839 00:51:14,460 --> 00:51:15,300 Such scum. 840 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,860 I've been nothing better to be doing. 841 00:51:18,420 --> 00:51:19,980 What the fuck is wrong with people? 842 00:51:22,020 --> 00:51:22,880 Tense negotiations. 843 00:51:23,700 --> 00:51:26,400 There's a lot of tense negotiations going on at the moment. 844 00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:27,840 Health. 845 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,580 Can I get charged up here? 846 00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:30,860 Yes. 847 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:33,480 Aid box. 848 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,740 Ah, fuck these cunts, man. 849 00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:44,220 Ah, fuck you. 850 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:45,440 Black Mesa. 851 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:56,720 How do I get through the fucking house? 852 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:57,820 The door frame. 853 00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,760 The door frame is jammed, sure. 854 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:08,780 This is class. 855 00:52:09,820 --> 00:52:10,840 This is fucking class. 856 00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:12,800 Yes! 857 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,880 Give him a bit of fucking spooge. 858 00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:25,260 You hammered your mother. 859 00:52:28,260 --> 00:52:33,020 You hammered your mother. 860 00:52:33,260 --> 00:52:34,600 You hammered your mother. 861 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,060 You hammered your mother. 862 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:38,660 You hammered your mother. 863 00:52:40,140 --> 00:52:40,620 Now. 864 00:52:40,620 --> 00:52:40,620 Now. 865 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,860 I'm trying to do a bit of a speed run here, guys. 866 00:52:44,060 --> 00:52:45,020 They got in the way. 867 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,900 Now we must move lightning fast into the next realm. 868 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,260 Get rid of this fucking fence. 869 00:52:57,340 --> 00:52:58,840 We'll go back and get a bit of health. 870 00:52:59,740 --> 00:53:01,760 Did any of those guys leave a key? 871 00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,080 Did any of those guys leave a key for me? 872 00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:08,160 To get through the locked door. 873 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,320 Aloysius Ket. 874 00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:13,320 Thank you very much. 875 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,000 There's nothing left in this. 876 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,980 What about in these babies here? 877 00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:26,680 Oh yeah. 878 00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:27,660 Bit of that. 879 00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:28,280 Bit of suit. 880 00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:34,480 Boston Scientific. 881 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,200 Thank you very much. 882 00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:36,640 How are you fixed for a few... 883 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:37,720 Shtents. 884 00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:39,480 Can you send them on? 885 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:40,240 Rapid fast. 886 00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:42,440 And a drip bag full of goose. 887 00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:47,660 This guy needs a few fucking goose bags. 888 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:52,800 Right. 889 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,700 So I think we're trapped anyway here. 890 00:53:55,060 --> 00:53:55,820 At the fence. 891 00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,820 Thank you very much, DG. 892 00:53:59,380 --> 00:54:00,180 Director General. 893 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:01,160 Ah, here we go. 894 00:54:06,020 --> 00:54:07,040 This is class. 895 00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:17,060 Jimmy Jesus. 896 00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:19,800 When I read your messages, 897 00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:21,040 I read them like... 898 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,860 Like the phone call that you made to Seacastle. 899 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,100 Like, maybe yeah. 900 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,300 Go into the water there. 901 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:31,660 Maybe yeah. 902 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:32,780 Oh, for fuck's sake. 903 00:54:32,780 --> 00:54:33,780 Oh, for fuck's sake. 904 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:02,020 County Kowloon, you know. 905 00:55:04,460 --> 00:55:05,840 County Kowloon, you know. 906 00:55:08,140 --> 00:55:09,600 My name is this barley. 907 00:55:10,860 --> 00:55:12,260 Yeah, barley, is it? 908 00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:16,980 Maybe yeah. 909 00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:19,620 How do I get out? 910 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,260 This is speedrun 559. 911 00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,260 A blind... 912 00:55:29,260 --> 00:55:32,680 This is the first ever blind playthrough speedrun. 913 00:55:33,380 --> 00:55:35,360 You're not likely to see this anywhere else. 914 00:55:35,900 --> 00:55:36,700 Except my channel. 915 00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:47,460 The thing about the games is the streaming of the games. 916 00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,700 Is that they're all a mood. 917 00:55:52,020 --> 00:55:53,060 Fucking hellu's this lad. 918 00:55:55,620 --> 00:55:56,200 Oh yeah. 919 00:55:58,100 --> 00:55:58,620 How are you? 920 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,120 How are things? 921 00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:05,340 Is that right? 922 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:06,860 Okay. 923 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:08,360 Yeah. 924 00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:14,400 Give us a jolt there. 925 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:14,800 Fuck. 926 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,580 Thanks very much for that. 927 00:56:21,580 --> 00:56:35,700 Be careful now. We really can't afford to get noticed. Civil Protection catches you down here. It's bad news for the whole railroad. Please save the service. Get the road, Jack. 928 00:56:36,620 --> 00:56:42,180 Unidentified person of interest. Confirm your civil status. The Axis of Evil. 929 00:56:51,180 --> 00:57:20,320 Axis of Evil, the movie starring Saddam Hussein and Al-Qaeda in Iraq. Ayman. Why Ayman Al-Zaqawi? The Geordi-er-the Geordi Al-Qaeda member. Why Ayman Al-Zaqawi, mate? Come on, you cunt. Let's go through this. Sorry about the language. Do a little bit of fucking D'Angelo Barrick's dealing down here, man. 930 00:57:20,780 --> 00:57:22,780 *laughs* 931 00:57:29,420 --> 00:57:31,420 Whoa! Crawfished is it? 932 00:57:33,340 --> 00:57:35,340 Jack we can take this guy out with a pished. 933 00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:38,420 Jack we can pishedel this guy. Pishedel. 934 00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:39,580 Timmy Pishedel! 935 00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:44,220 Yeah Timmy Pishedel. 936 00:57:45,660 --> 00:57:47,020 Nice bit of fucking eye work. 937 00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:49,020 *gunshot* 938 00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:51,020 *gunshot* 939 00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:53,020 *gunshot* 940 00:57:53,020 --> 00:57:57,020 Someone just said just walk around it. 941 00:57:57,020 --> 00:57:59,020 Gridrain thanks. 942 00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:01,020 And Vortigon. 943 00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:03,020 Yeah Vortigon how are ya? 944 00:58:03,020 --> 00:58:05,020 Thank you very much. 945 00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:07,020 Save the ammo. 946 00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:09,020 Save the wheel man. 947 00:58:09,020 --> 00:58:11,020 Look at this guy's trapped! 948 00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:13,020 You alright? 949 00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:15,020 Oh. 950 00:58:15,020 --> 00:58:17,020 Oh. 951 00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:21,020 What a shit end to his life. He probably had kids and a wife and everything. 952 00:58:21,020 --> 00:58:23,020 Just fucking blasted in the back. 953 00:58:27,020 --> 00:58:29,020 *gunshot* 954 00:58:29,020 --> 00:58:31,020 Ha! Ha! 955 00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:33,020 Look out of my way you! 956 00:58:33,020 --> 00:58:35,020 Fucking hell he's got something! 957 00:58:37,020 --> 00:58:39,020 *gunshot* 958 00:58:39,020 --> 00:58:41,020 *gunshot* 959 00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:43,020 Connor Williams it did! 960 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:45,020 Connor Williams look! 961 00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:47,020 How's it going guys? 962 00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:47,020 I'm trapped! 963 00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:48,020 *gunshot* 964 00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:49,020 Trapped inside a pipe guys! 965 00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:51,020 Can you save me? 966 00:58:51,020 --> 00:58:53,020 Shot in the back guys! 967 00:58:53,020 --> 00:58:55,020 *gunshot* 968 00:58:55,020 --> 00:58:57,020 *gunshot* 969 00:58:57,020 --> 00:58:57,020 *gunshot* 970 00:58:57,020 --> 00:58:57,020 *gunshot* 971 00:58:57,020 --> 00:58:58,020 *gunshot* 972 00:58:58,020 --> 00:58:59,020 Oh for fuck's sake. 973 00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:01,020 Bye bye bye bye bye. 974 00:59:01,020 --> 00:59:02,020 No! 975 00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:03,020 *gunshot* 976 00:59:03,020 --> 00:59:04,020 *gunshot* 977 00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:05,020 *gunshot* 978 00:59:05,020 --> 00:59:06,020 *gunshot* 979 00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:07,020 *gunshot* 980 00:59:07,020 --> 00:59:08,020 *gunshot* 981 00:59:08,020 --> 00:59:09,020 *gunshot* 982 00:59:09,020 --> 00:59:14,020 Oh man. I can't wait to get my hands on a fucking fully automatic pulse rifle or something. 983 00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:15,020 *gunshot* 984 00:59:15,020 --> 00:59:16,020 *gunshot* 985 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:17,020 *gunshot* 986 00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:18,020 *gunshot* 987 00:59:18,020 --> 00:59:19,020 *gunshot* 988 00:59:19,020 --> 00:59:20,020 Connor's dead! 989 00:59:20,020 --> 00:59:21,020 *gunshot* 990 00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:22,020 *gunshot* 991 00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:23,020 *gunshot* 992 00:59:23,020 --> 00:59:24,020 Sorry guys! 993 00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:25,020 *gunshot* 994 00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:27,020 Technical gremlins guys! 995 00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:28,020 *gunshot* 996 00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:29,020 *gunshot* 997 00:59:29,020 --> 00:59:35,020 Connor Williams in a fucking dystopian cyberpunk situation would be a fucking bl- 998 00:59:35,020 --> 00:59:37,020 It'd be a blast! 999 00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:38,020 *gunshot* 1000 00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:40,020 Thank you very much Matt Salinas. 1001 00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:41,020 *gunshot* 1002 00:59:41,020 --> 00:59:42,020 *gunshot* 1003 00:59:42,020 --> 00:59:43,020 *gunshot* 1004 00:59:43,020 --> 00:59:52,020 Yes, Alinus, thanks for the tip. It means a lot to that. 1005 00:59:52,020 --> 01:00:05,780 Civil protection, she's going on about civil protection. Brian Morrissey. Thank you very 1006 01:00:05,780 --> 01:00:34,820 much. Fucking hell man. This cunt. Yes! I got the fucker. I got him. Got him, boys. We got him, boys. Thank you very much for that. 1007 01:00:34,820 --> 01:00:53,820 Civil protection. Faith Johnson, how are you? Thank you very much. Can you give a shout out to Paddy? This is the first stream that he hasn't been at work at. 1008 01:00:53,820 --> 01:01:13,820 Yeah, Paddy. Welcome to the stream. Glad you're not at work, man. Thanks, Paddy. And Faith. Paddy, Faith. Maybe there's some stuff in here we can loot. 1009 01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:25,820 Loot. Conor Williams, guys. Trapped in a pipe there, guys. Shot in the back of the head by the civil protection unit, guys. 1010 01:01:25,820 --> 01:01:44,820 Oh, fuck. Back to this shit again. We get to see Conor again. It's the only saving grace. How's it going, guys? Can you let me out? Can you get me out of the pipe, guys? 1011 01:01:44,820 --> 01:02:09,820 I think I eliminated that cunt. Rest in pieces. This is a class game. Fuck. I think, uh, it's better on- oh, fuck. Better on the PC than it is on the PlayStation Orange box. 1012 01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:36,820 Just the response- responsivity and- oh, yeah. Yes. You can get it. I'm fucking trapped. 1013 01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:51,820 I'm trapped. Trapped. It's designed for a PC, is it? But it's fucked. 1014 01:02:51,820 --> 01:02:59,820 It is a reminder. Inaction. Concerning. Report counselor Hedler to a civil protection team. Inusiveness. 1015 01:02:59,820 --> 01:03:20,820 You're fucked. Fuck that. Gridrain, thank you. Crouch. Oh, yeah, I'm moving at snail's pace here. Yes. Who said crouch there? 1016 01:03:20,820 --> 01:03:37,820 Bye, Pat. Good man, bye, Pat. Fucking speed of it, man. There's nothing in these boxes. There's not. I might give it a- 1017 01:03:39,820 --> 01:03:58,820 I like smashing stuff anyway, so. Fucking flashlight, man. Is there any health somewhere, are we? Fucking fucked her. 1018 01:03:58,820 --> 01:04:19,820 Bit of health over here. Yes. Station 12, come in. What's that? Recharge for the suit. This is Station 8. We heard 12 go down and out. Surgical strike units are targeting railway stations. Repeat. Civil protection is coming down on underground stations. We're already getting refugees from 9 and outlying. Looks like we're- 1019 01:04:19,820 --> 01:04:48,820 Sarah Schneek. Sarah Schneek. Do you copy? Thanks very much. Station 8, are you there? Do I have to respond here? We have to respond here. We have to respond to the force of manhacks. Repeat. They're filling the underground with manhacks. Manhacks, is it? Welcome to manhacks. If you're a guy, here are some cool fucking hacks. As if life wasn't easy enough. Look at this. 1020 01:04:48,820 --> 01:05:14,820 Oh man, please. Just wait and just fucking- Yes. See you later, dickheads. Good night, Vienna. 1021 01:05:14,820 --> 01:05:43,680 Who the fuck is this? Huh? Huh? Where are these cunts? Huh? Come on. Come out. Uh oh. Let's get away from that. That's a fucking tinder keg. Tinder keg. 1022 01:05:43,680 --> 01:06:13,340 Hide down here for a bit. The hideout bar and lounge in Foxford. We might fucking take a nap down here. Can I crash? Is it okay if I crash on the couch in your cell while the bad men go away? 1023 01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:27,960 You have a nice couch there. I'll crash on that. Brian Marcy. Thank you. Your streams are class but I'm worried Glenn Hansard will steal the idea and take it to Broadway. 1024 01:06:31,340 --> 01:06:35,020 Once twice two times a Hansard 1025 01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:45,800 The Glen Hansard handstand expressway experience is gonna be fucking touring Broadway scientific next Tuesday 1026 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:52,800 After a Boston Marathon fucking free-for-all takes place make sure you've got everything included in your lunchbox and 1027 01:06:53,380 --> 01:07:00,320 Also be sure to alert Maria Walsh who is really she's up for coming to Broadway. She wants to bring 1028 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:05,840 Maria Walsh is interested in coming to Broadway and bringing the manuscript to her 1029 01:07:06,740 --> 01:07:10,600 Her new play which is wrote called Tamagotchi the musical 1030 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:15,380 Starring Mary Robinson and fucking blackjacks 1031 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:22,520 All we had to do was go down here. That's all we had to do and I took that took me 20 minutes to find that out 1032 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,960 Thanks very much Boston and Brian 1033 01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:31,260 We've another one of these fucking guys we don't get many 1034 01:07:32,260 --> 01:07:34,260 How are you getting on there now? 1035 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:42,060 We do we don't we don't get many e guys around here. We don't get we don't see many guys around town 1036 01:07:42,740 --> 01:07:44,740 Are you new? 1037 01:07:45,340 --> 01:07:50,220 Are you new around town you're blowing are you we don't get many e guys around here? 1038 01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,280 Just walk around oh 1039 01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:57,840 What passing I thought it would be easier I? 1040 01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:02,660 I got stung there man hoisted by my own petard 1041 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:07,680 By the fucking hoist master himself the great ghost God himself 1042 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:14,160 The Maria was special Houser how do we get past this guy now without fucking seen? 1043 01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:20,780 Torch. 1044 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:23,980 They don't like light. 1045 01:08:36,060 --> 01:08:38,560 We don't get many ye guys to the pound. 1046 01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:42,420 It's great to see you in the flesh. 1047 01:08:44,260 --> 01:08:46,000 It's great to put a face to the name. 1048 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:51,380 How are you getting on? 1049 01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:52,700 Are you okay? 1050 01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:58,320 Is that... 1051 01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:01,100 Yeah, okay. 1052 01:09:02,740 --> 01:09:03,260 Yeah. 1053 01:09:04,100 --> 01:09:04,540 Okay. 1054 01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:06,420 I'll go ahead anyway. 1055 01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:07,540 You stay inside the pipe. 1056 01:09:07,540 --> 01:09:24,580 What the hell man? 1057 01:09:24,700 --> 01:09:25,200 These cunts. 1058 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:29,400 Ah. 1059 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:30,800 Does it... 1060 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,460 Oh no. 1061 01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:43,920 What the fuck? 1062 01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:45,580 It's gonna explode. 1063 01:09:45,580 --> 01:10:09,520 Do you reckon if you... 1064 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:11,660 If you sneak around, would these guys get you? 1065 01:10:11,660 --> 01:10:19,640 Do you reckon if you played sneaker pimps on your headphones, would they find you? 1066 01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:22,120 What do I do here? 1067 01:10:33,180 --> 01:10:34,580 There doesn't seem to be anywhere. 1068 01:10:34,580 --> 01:10:34,660 What? 1069 01:10:34,660 --> 01:10:45,700 Oh god. 1070 01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:46,520 Oh no. 1071 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:48,200 I'm running out of air. 1072 01:10:55,780 --> 01:10:56,140 Fuck. 1073 01:10:56,260 --> 01:10:56,700 Hell man. 1074 01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,560 Shaving Ryan's privates now. 1075 01:11:00,660 --> 01:11:01,560 Oh, they've blown... 1076 01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:02,400 They've blown the... 1077 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:03,660 They've blown that place open. 1078 01:11:03,660 --> 01:11:07,180 Fucking hell. 1079 01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:23,380 They're scum. 1080 01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:24,880 These guys are absolute scum. 1081 01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:26,980 They've no regard for human life. 1082 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,240 They've no regard for life. 1083 01:11:29,380 --> 01:11:30,000 It's shoot... 1084 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,420 It's shoot first questions later. 1085 01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:32,520 That's if they're... 1086 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:34,180 They're even bothered about asking questions. 1087 01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:35,580 I highly doubt that. 1088 01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,860 Considering that they've been zapping me since I got off the fucking train. 1089 01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:40,540 See you later. 1090 01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:43,960 This game is great. 1091 01:11:46,900 --> 01:11:48,280 This game is fucking brilliant, man. 1092 01:11:50,780 --> 01:11:51,900 What an opening... 1093 01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:52,300 What an opening... 1094 01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:54,860 Hour. 1095 01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:02,060 Too many other guns, man. 1096 01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:04,340 Should fucking hide behind here for a bit. 1097 01:12:05,460 --> 01:12:06,480 Collect the thoughts. 1098 01:12:07,380 --> 01:12:07,820 Ruminate. 1099 01:12:09,740 --> 01:12:10,220 And... 1100 01:12:10,220 --> 01:12:11,160 We'll get... 1101 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:12,120 We'll... 1102 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:12,920 Get the head together. 1103 01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:18,040 Feel the dream. 1104 01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:18,200 Feel the dream. 1105 01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:18,960 John D. 1106 01:12:19,060 --> 01:12:19,480 Thank you. 1107 01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:21,040 Arizona. 1108 01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,220 Thank you very much. 1109 01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:27,500 The little boxes with yellow stickers on them have ammo and stuff. 1110 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:28,240 Sausage. 1111 01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:28,580 Thanks. 1112 01:12:30,180 --> 01:12:31,700 Those little boxes over there. 1113 01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:35,240 See if I move out now I might get... 1114 01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:36,980 Stung by these... 1115 01:12:36,980 --> 01:12:38,040 Fucking... 1116 01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:39,540 Mercenaries. 1117 01:12:39,540 --> 01:12:40,000 Feel the dream. 1118 01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:42,560 Boston. 1119 01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:43,300 Thank you very much. 1120 01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:46,560 I wonder if someone is in... 1121 01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:48,720 Boston Scientific watching this now. 1122 01:12:58,180 --> 01:12:58,660 Oh. 1123 01:12:58,820 --> 01:12:59,220 You can... 1124 01:12:59,220 --> 01:12:59,760 Headshots. 1125 01:13:00,780 --> 01:13:01,140 Yeah. 1126 01:13:01,860 --> 01:13:02,260 Yeah. 1127 01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:07,620 Who the fuck else is here now? 1128 01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:11,180 Fuck. 1129 01:13:11,180 --> 01:13:12,480 Feel the dream. 1130 01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:13,640 Tooey. 1131 01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:15,140 Thank you very much. 1132 01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:17,000 Mickey Tooey. 1133 01:13:30,580 --> 01:13:31,860 Is there a barrel or what? 1134 01:13:32,380 --> 01:13:34,140 Barrel of cheese for you there, lads. 1135 01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:35,160 Cracker barrel. 1136 01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:36,460 Make sure you... 1137 01:13:36,460 --> 01:13:37,600 Yeah. 1138 01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:40,080 Enjoy the cracker barrel, boys. 1139 01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:42,700 I like that. 1140 01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:44,480 That was a nice element of the game. 1141 01:13:44,580 --> 01:13:45,800 The explosions and the death. 1142 01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:47,080 This fucking... 1143 01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:52,780 Rest in pieces. 1144 01:13:54,100 --> 01:13:55,460 Good night and God bless. 1145 01:13:58,140 --> 01:13:59,500 You hammered your mother. 1146 01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:01,640 I love women. 1147 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:03,440 I'm mad about women. 1148 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,280 I've been married three times. 1149 01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:07,180 I'm infatuated with women. 1150 01:14:11,020 --> 01:14:12,280 Death is class. 1151 01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:13,660 Get her... 1152 01:14:13,660 --> 01:14:14,740 Get her cornetto. 1153 01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:18,840 Oh, here we go. 1154 01:14:22,580 --> 01:14:23,420 Ha ha ha ha. 1155 01:14:25,420 --> 01:14:27,680 Ha ha ha ha. 1156 01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:28,100 Ha ha ha ha. 1157 01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:28,700 I'm mad. 1158 01:14:28,700 --> 01:14:29,700 I'm mad. 1159 01:14:29,700 --> 01:14:30,400 I'm mad. 1160 01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:31,400 I'm mad. 1161 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,400 I'm mad. 1162 01:14:32,400 --> 01:15:01,400 *Mario's voice* 1163 01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:05,400 Zach Goldsmith MP, thank you very much. 1164 01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:10,400 I, uh... 1165 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:17,400 I seen someone there about a minute ago saying there's a puzzle coming up. Do you reckon he'll get through it? Kind of like, "Hahaha, he's shit." 1166 01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:20,400 Yeah, well, I'm not gonna be reading the chat and I will get through it. 1167 01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:24,400 I will get through it. 1168 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,400 Is this the puzzle, is it? 1169 01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:30,400 Is this the puzzle? 1170 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:34,400 *Mario's voice* 1171 01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:36,400 Ah, easy meat. 1172 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:40,400 I've played portal so that might give me some kind of ground in it. 1173 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:59,500 Attention to the alert. Your lock room is now charged. The list is at least closed. Five seconds. Stop. 1174 01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:07,500 Is that right? Is that on a... maybe I... 1175 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:30,240 Oh, for fuck's sake. I wonder now. I wonder. Put you on top of him there. If we have any more of these fellas around, we can stack them up. See how we get on. 1176 01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:38,960 Good job we didn't blast open the rest of the cases. 1177 01:16:38,960 --> 01:17:01,700 You are now charged with your endangerment. Level 5. Thank you. There's an unit. This is your weapon. 1178 01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:05,980 Come on. 1179 01:17:05,980 --> 01:17:31,940 What's crouch jump? What's crouch jump? 1180 01:17:31,940 --> 01:17:37,660 I'm not going to crouch jump. 1181 01:17:37,660 --> 01:17:54,380 Bit of a speed run here. Blind play through speed run. 1182 01:17:54,380 --> 01:18:14,100 First of its kind. Everyone's welcome here. Everyone is welcome. Maybe you just stack them up there on that. One, two, three, four, five. Maybe that'll do. One, two, three, four. I've got one, two. I've got four there. Four of those fellas might work. 1183 01:18:14,100 --> 01:18:15,620 Do you reckon? 1184 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:18,500 I think four of those fellas might work 1185 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:19,780 If you... 1186 01:18:19,780 --> 01:18:22,240 We don't get many of these guys 1187 01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:23,300 To the pound, you see 1188 01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:27,740 We don't get many of the... 1189 01:18:27,740 --> 01:18:29,820 We don't get many of ye around town 1190 01:18:29,820 --> 01:18:30,780 Boxes 1191 01:18:30,780 --> 01:18:32,420 What's your name? Boxes, is it? 1192 01:18:33,540 --> 01:18:35,480 We don't get many of ye guys 1193 01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:38,020 Are ye from... 1194 01:18:38,020 --> 01:18:38,900 Who do you know? 1195 01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:42,720 Fucking hell 1196 01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:56,400 Yes! 1197 01:18:57,460 --> 01:18:58,520 Get... 1198 01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:01,640 Huh? 1199 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:09,160 What's crouch jump? 1200 01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:10,820 Fucking people saying crouch jump 1201 01:19:10,820 --> 01:19:12,560 Fucking doing crouch jump 1202 01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:13,240 There's nothing... 1203 01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,520 There's nothing going on with it 1204 01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:29,780 We don't get many of these guys to the pound 1205 01:19:29,780 --> 01:19:31,080 Sure we don't 1206 01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:33,300 Arr fuck it 1207 01:19:33,300 --> 01:19:36,240 What a waste of... 1208 01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:44,000 I'd say it's the other side 1209 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,920 I'd say it's the other side 1210 01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:47,920 I'd say it's the other side 1211 01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:49,920 *Makes a little bit of an accident* 1212 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:06,320 We don't get many of these boxes to the pound. We might put them... 1213 01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:13,600 Level five, is it? 1214 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:24,180 Bit of commotion there with the boxes. 1215 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,880 We need to quench any fucking discontent. 1216 01:20:28,660 --> 01:20:29,520 Any discord. 1217 01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:31,300 With these boys. 1218 01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:37,380 Maybe there now. 1219 01:20:38,140 --> 01:20:39,320 Maybe yeah. 1220 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,000 Maybe yeah. 1221 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:42,000 Yeah. 1222 01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,300 That looks fucking astounding. 1223 01:20:46,060 --> 01:20:47,480 It looks sensual. 1224 01:20:52,420 --> 01:20:53,340 Come on! 1225 01:21:04,820 --> 01:21:05,380 Now. 1226 01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:11,820 If we'd have held him hostage now he could have told us the way up. 1227 01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:16,020 But we don't have his life with us anymore. 1228 01:21:16,180 --> 01:21:17,080 T22 BC. 1229 01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:17,920 Thank you very much. 1230 01:21:19,220 --> 01:21:20,200 Thank you very much. 1231 01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:24,080 Thank you very much T22 BC. 1232 01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:24,520 It's great. 1233 01:21:24,660 --> 01:21:25,240 Great to have you. 1234 01:21:31,900 --> 01:21:33,400 Oh fucking hell man. 1235 01:21:35,100 --> 01:21:36,080 Fucking state of that. 1236 01:21:41,540 --> 01:21:42,720 Taoiseach Fontaine. 1237 01:21:42,820 --> 01:21:43,320 Thank you. 1238 01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:53,060 Maybe we go up there. 1239 01:21:54,340 --> 01:21:56,260 Maybe we go up there and then you can get along that. 1240 01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:03,160 Peckox. 1241 01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:04,440 Thank you very much Peckox. 1242 01:22:04,620 --> 01:22:05,740 Oh hello Peckox. 1243 01:22:05,740 --> 01:22:05,800 Peckox. 1244 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:23,860 Bad box. 1245 01:22:23,860 --> 01:22:23,900 Bad box. 1246 01:22:26,060 --> 01:22:28,300 I'm not gonna read your solutions. 1247 01:22:28,620 --> 01:22:29,600 If people are giving me. 1248 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:30,460 People are saying. 1249 01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:32,080 No it's not the way Francis. 1250 01:22:33,820 --> 01:22:34,260 Well. 1251 01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:36,620 What if I blew your fucking mind. 1252 01:22:36,860 --> 01:22:37,600 And made it the way. 1253 01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:38,420 Did you think. 1254 01:22:40,580 --> 01:22:42,200 What if I blew your fucking minds. 1255 01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:45,120 Yeah. 1256 01:22:45,380 --> 01:22:46,200 How about that. 1257 01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:47,460 You didn't understand did you. 1258 01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:48,460 You didn't think it was possible. 1259 01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:50,520 You didn't think that was possible. 1260 01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:51,640 But it is. 1261 01:22:58,340 --> 01:22:58,740 Okay. 1262 01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:00,320 No. 1263 01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:00,380 No. 1264 01:23:00,380 --> 01:23:19,500 Are you fucking serious? 1265 01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:22,100 Right. 1266 01:23:22,180 --> 01:23:22,860 We might take it. 1267 01:23:22,900 --> 01:23:24,600 We might take it somewhere else for a moment. 1268 01:23:25,020 --> 01:23:25,340 We'll come. 1269 01:23:25,420 --> 01:23:26,260 We'll come back to that. 1270 01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:28,100 We'll try the old box stacking thing. 1271 01:23:28,100 --> 01:23:34,100 What about this here look. 1272 01:23:35,340 --> 01:23:35,580 Oh. 1273 01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:36,860 What about this. 1274 01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:42,640 What about that. 1275 01:23:46,020 --> 01:23:47,260 How about this. 1276 01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:49,620 How about this over here. 1277 01:23:49,740 --> 01:23:50,140 Crazy. 1278 01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:53,320 Could be. 1279 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,140 Could be crazy. 1280 01:23:55,660 --> 01:23:56,760 This could be crazy. 1281 01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:15,160 This could be the one. 1282 01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:17,120 Oh. 1283 01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:19,440 Put him there. 1284 01:24:19,980 --> 01:24:20,520 Leave him. 1285 01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:21,200 Down. 1286 01:24:22,420 --> 01:24:23,260 Keep this guy. 1287 01:24:25,900 --> 01:24:27,060 Keep this guy up here. 1288 01:24:27,780 --> 01:24:28,320 Oh yeah. 1289 01:24:29,220 --> 01:24:29,620 Yeah. 1290 01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:31,640 Now. 1291 01:24:31,820 --> 01:24:34,020 We don't get many of those guys to the pound. 1292 01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:41,580 I think we've got it. 1293 01:24:42,460 --> 01:24:43,160 It's a good one. 1294 01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:46,520 It's a good one. 1295 01:24:47,620 --> 01:24:48,500 It's looking good. 1296 01:24:50,080 --> 01:24:51,480 It could be the best one yet. 1297 01:24:53,320 --> 01:24:54,080 It's a good one. 1298 01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:05,320 No. 1299 01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:05,340 No. 1300 01:25:05,340 --> 01:25:19,040 Huh? 1301 01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:25,440 Just. 1302 01:25:43,440 --> 01:25:44,760 Sorry guys. 1303 01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:46,200 People keep on saying. 1304 01:25:47,220 --> 01:25:48,120 Crouch jump. 1305 01:25:49,220 --> 01:25:50,720 I don't know what that means. 1306 01:26:04,320 --> 01:26:05,640 Like I'm crouching. 1307 01:26:05,720 --> 01:26:06,580 And then I press jump. 1308 01:26:08,620 --> 01:26:09,320 Nothing's happening. 1309 01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:19,460 Box simulator. 1310 01:26:19,660 --> 01:26:19,980 Thank you. 1311 01:26:23,940 --> 01:26:24,340 Jump. 1312 01:26:24,460 --> 01:26:26,960 Then press crouch button midair to get on to stuff. 1313 01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:28,860 Is that it? 1314 01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:36,840 For fuck's sake. 1315 01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:49,320 I'll tell you what I think. 1316 01:26:49,460 --> 01:26:51,060 I think it needs one more box. 1317 01:26:52,060 --> 01:26:54,060 But then how the fuck would we get up there? 1318 01:26:54,060 --> 01:26:55,060 There. 1319 01:26:55,060 --> 01:26:56,060 There. 1320 01:26:56,060 --> 01:26:57,060 There. 1321 01:26:57,060 --> 01:27:14,960 Attention, officer. Your block is now charged. 1322 01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:17,800 Permitting to be active for us. 1323 01:27:17,800 --> 01:27:19,720 Five, last one. 1324 01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:42,020 Attention, all ground protection teams. Autonomous judgment, now arrest. Tension change is now and present. Toes, adversaries. 1325 01:27:42,020 --> 01:27:47,920 Even though I know he can't get up there, I still support the effort. 1326 01:27:47,920 --> 01:28:03,120 Even though I swear, how the fuck would I get up there? 1327 01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:10,120 Feel the dream. Arizona. 1328 01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:17,120 Thank you very much, Joel. 1329 01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:47,100 I don't know. 1330 01:28:48,100 --> 01:28:49,680 Did that without any help. 1331 01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:50,960 Did that without any help. 1332 01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:51,480 What's this? 1333 01:28:51,940 --> 01:28:52,460 Oh, for fuck. 1334 01:28:56,740 --> 01:28:58,260 Did that without any help. 1335 01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:03,280 Brian Morrissey, thank you very much. 1336 01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:08,360 Thank you very much. 1337 01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:12,760 I've contacts in Ballyhanas. 1338 01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:13,540 No joke. 1339 01:29:13,540 --> 01:29:16,780 Apparently Hansard has spent the last six months 1340 01:29:16,780 --> 01:29:19,700 with a voice coach learning Fontaine. 1341 01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:21,240 Suspicious at best. 1342 01:29:21,740 --> 01:29:25,360 Steve Buscemi is gonna understudy Tommy Schlug. 1343 01:29:31,780 --> 01:29:32,840 Wow, look at this. 1344 01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:33,800 Whoa, slidey. 1345 01:29:34,740 --> 01:29:35,340 Slide house. 1346 01:29:35,700 --> 01:29:36,300 Slide house. 1347 01:29:38,260 --> 01:29:38,840 Fuck. 1348 01:29:39,580 --> 01:29:40,780 Fuck out of my way, you. 1349 01:29:44,780 --> 01:29:58,940 This is a bit of a slider. 1350 01:29:58,940 --> 01:29:58,980 This is a bit of a slider. 1351 01:30:02,980 --> 01:30:15,480 Unrest procedures coded now from death. Inoculate. Shield. Passive. Code. Pressure. Sword. Terrorize. 1352 01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:18,480 *Sigh* 1353 01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:28,480 Oh, we- yeah. Yeah. 1354 01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:29,480 Sword. 1355 01:30:29,480 --> 01:30:37,980 We fucking throw these boys and they can- they'll suck these guys up. How'd you throw something? I wanna throw something. 1356 01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:46,980 Fucking joke. Huh? Will that explode? 1357 01:30:54,980 --> 01:30:56,980 Maybe one of these guys down here. 1358 01:30:56,980 --> 01:30:59,820 The destruction of thei is now left. 1359 01:31:00,820 --> 01:31:01,820 Not thei. 1360 01:31:03,220 --> 01:31:04,220 Masamai. 1361 01:31:04,220 --> 01:31:05,220 Yes! 1362 01:31:05,220 --> 01:31:06,220 Oh. 1363 01:31:06,220 --> 01:31:08,220 *sounds of terror* 1364 01:31:08,220 --> 01:31:10,220 *sounds of terror* 1365 01:31:10,220 --> 01:31:12,220 *sounds of terror* 1366 01:31:12,220 --> 01:31:14,220 *sounds of terror* 1367 01:31:14,220 --> 01:31:16,220 *sounds of terror* 1368 01:31:16,220 --> 01:31:18,220 *sounds of terror* 1369 01:31:18,220 --> 01:31:20,220 *sounds of terror* 1370 01:31:20,220 --> 01:31:22,220 *sounds of terror* 1371 01:31:22,220 --> 01:31:24,220 *sounds of terror* 1372 01:31:24,220 --> 01:31:26,220 *sounds of terror* 1373 01:31:26,220 --> 01:31:28,220 *sounds of terror* 1374 01:31:28,220 --> 01:31:30,220 *sounds of terror* 1375 01:31:30,220 --> 01:31:32,220 I think it was a bit- 1376 01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:34,220 Do you know when you gloat like that you can kind of- 1377 01:31:34,220 --> 01:31:55,440 fuck yourself up so there's a bit of a lesson in that one as well oh got him 1378 01:31:55,440 --> 01:32:12,000 boys see you later that poor fucking guy there he probably had a family and everything 1379 01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:40,620 no shit oh no goose Canada goose 1380 01:32:40,620 --> 01:33:08,740 fuck fuck 1381 01:33:08,740 --> 01:33:36,460 speedrun 1382 01:33:36,460 --> 01:33:40,760 welcome to the Thunderdome 1383 01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:46,820 it's a seesaw is it maybe this can 1384 01:33:46,820 --> 01:33:52,260 yeah seesaw job bit of a fucking seesaw job here 1385 01:33:52,260 --> 01:33:55,180 pull a few blocks on the seesaw 1386 01:33:55,180 --> 01:33:57,720 I will... we shall be okay. 1387 01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:27,700 I will... we shall be okay. 1388 01:34:27,700 --> 01:34:37,420 Up there for thinking. 1389 01:34:37,420 --> 01:34:50,740 Oh fuck. 1390 01:34:50,740 --> 01:34:51,740 Shit. 1391 01:34:51,740 --> 01:34:52,740 Shit. 1392 01:34:52,740 --> 01:34:56,740 It's uh... you gotta... you should do this. 1393 01:34:56,740 --> 01:34:58,740 Oh, we'll go back. 1394 01:34:58,740 --> 01:35:00,740 Come on. 1395 01:35:00,740 --> 01:35:02,740 Come on. 1396 01:35:02,740 --> 01:35:04,740 Do this. 1397 01:35:04,740 --> 01:35:08,740 Flashlight. 1398 01:35:08,740 --> 01:35:10,740 Uh oh. 1399 01:35:10,740 --> 01:35:16,740 This is not good. 1400 01:35:16,740 --> 01:35:18,740 Thanks Boston. 1401 01:35:18,740 --> 01:35:19,740 Boston. 1402 01:35:19,740 --> 01:35:20,740 Scientific. 1403 01:35:20,740 --> 01:35:21,740 Thank you very much. 1404 01:35:21,740 --> 01:35:22,740 Heard Tommy Schlug was looking for a few hours. 1405 01:35:22,740 --> 01:35:23,740 I'll put in a good word. 1406 01:35:23,740 --> 01:35:24,740 He's bussing... 1407 01:35:24,740 --> 01:35:25,740 He's doing okay on the bus I think. 1408 01:35:25,740 --> 01:35:27,740 He was working at Baxter for a while. 1409 01:35:27,740 --> 01:35:28,740 Oh god. 1410 01:35:28,740 --> 01:35:28,740 Oh god. 1411 01:35:28,740 --> 01:35:29,740 God. 1412 01:35:29,740 --> 01:35:30,740 God. 1413 01:35:30,740 --> 01:35:31,740 Go go go go go go go. 1414 01:35:31,740 --> 01:35:40,860 a good word. He's bussin- he's doing okay on the bus I think. He was working at Baxter for a while. Oh god. 1415 01:35:40,860 --> 01:35:42,860 God. God. Go go go go go. 1416 01:35:42,860 --> 01:35:42,860 Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go 1417 01:35:42,860 --> 01:35:44,860 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1418 01:35:44,860 --> 01:35:55,260 The 1419 01:35:55,260 --> 01:36:09,260 The 1420 01:36:09,260 --> 01:36:29,260 The 1421 01:36:29,260 --> 01:36:47,260 Oh no no no I'd like to close this door but fuck 1422 01:36:47,260 --> 01:36:59,840 Oh god 1423 01:36:59,840 --> 01:37:09,320 We don't get many of these guys to the pound 1424 01:37:09,320 --> 01:37:19,320 Oh 1425 01:37:19,320 --> 01:37:49,020 You haven't heard music until you've heard the voice of 1426 01:37:49,020 --> 01:37:50,300 Bansalabino. 1427 01:37:50,300 --> 01:38:15,060 Bansalabino. 1428 01:38:15,060 --> 01:38:45,040 Bansalabino. 1429 01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:47,360 Meanwhile, he's cleaned his room, he's cleaned his balls. 1430 01:38:48,580 --> 01:38:50,140 Nadal doesn't know what this guy's about. 1431 01:38:51,100 --> 01:38:51,900 He does now. 1432 01:38:52,940 --> 01:38:54,380 Iberian smash ham. 1433 01:38:55,120 --> 01:38:55,760 Cured meat. 1434 01:38:56,320 --> 01:38:57,160 Stinky feet. 1435 01:38:58,900 --> 01:39:00,300 Ah, girl, pay out of that. 1436 01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:02,260 Nadal will take that all day long. 1437 01:39:02,800 --> 01:39:04,660 Weary hitting the fucking queer balls. 1438 01:39:06,180 --> 01:39:06,460 Yep. 1439 01:39:06,880 --> 01:39:08,620 Business as usual for Nadal. 1440 01:39:08,620 --> 01:39:10,800 He knows what it is to be a man. 1441 01:39:11,100 --> 01:39:14,640 I actually met Nadal at the seance we were holding last night 1442 01:39:14,640 --> 01:39:16,940 in Serena Williams' Airbnb. 1443 01:39:18,620 --> 01:39:20,760 He was really dry, actually. 1444 01:39:21,620 --> 01:39:21,820 Yeah? 1445 01:39:22,340 --> 01:39:24,860 Yeah, he was, like, he's a great player now, 1446 01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:28,380 but not a bit of crack out of him at all, you know? 1447 01:39:28,600 --> 01:39:29,720 We were all goosed up. 1448 01:39:30,340 --> 01:39:31,000 Where was that? 1449 01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:32,080 Serena's. 1450 01:39:32,540 --> 01:39:33,820 You were there, you mad thing. 1451 01:39:34,340 --> 01:39:34,780 Oh, right. 1452 01:39:34,900 --> 01:39:35,740 Yeah, I didn't drink. 1453 01:39:35,780 --> 01:39:36,580 I didn't want to drink. 1454 01:39:37,980 --> 01:39:40,820 Well, you certainly had me fooled anyway. 1455 01:39:42,220 --> 01:39:43,820 You know, I stay away from alcohol. 1456 01:39:44,240 --> 01:39:46,620 Exercise and eat meat. 1457 01:39:48,220 --> 01:39:49,580 Eat meat and I cry. 1458 01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:52,120 Spent two hours having a hate cry. 1459 01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:53,320 Yeah? 1460 01:39:53,960 --> 01:39:54,980 Did you do that alone? 1461 01:39:56,360 --> 01:39:58,540 Yeah, usually I just go into the bathroom and... 1462 01:39:59,540 --> 01:40:03,840 stick on footage of things that make me triggered. 1463 01:40:05,540 --> 01:40:07,160 and I coil up like a trigger. 1464 01:40:08,380 --> 01:40:09,460 A pistol trigger. 1465 01:40:09,460 --> 01:40:11,120 I get a hard arm. 1466 01:40:11,540 --> 01:40:12,000 What? 1467 01:40:12,680 --> 01:40:12,940 Yeah. 1468 01:40:13,680 --> 01:40:18,880 Get a hard arm and pretend that's a trigger that I have to pull. 1469 01:40:19,880 --> 01:40:20,920 What a Yanabe. 1470 01:40:20,920 --> 01:40:24,460 And I do that tantricly for about 20 hours. 1471 01:40:25,380 --> 01:40:29,060 Till I reach a heightened state of pleasure known as Trigertronics. 1472 01:40:30,420 --> 01:40:32,380 I start to make music with my mouth. 1473 01:40:32,380 --> 01:40:32,380 I start to make music with my mouth. 1474 01:40:35,960 --> 01:40:37,120 Go on, give us a blast. 1475 01:40:37,720 --> 01:40:38,020 Okay. 1476 01:40:39,340 --> 01:40:43,220 That's all right. 1477 01:40:43,280 --> 01:40:44,220 You can put a beat to that. 1478 01:40:47,220 --> 01:40:48,300 Clean your room. 1479 01:40:49,220 --> 01:40:52,520 Oh, no. 1480 01:40:52,560 --> 01:40:53,680 We missed the end of the game. 1481 01:40:53,720 --> 01:40:59,660 The Dallas, the Spanish Iberian Peninsula, has taken it to the queer eye for the straight guy. 1482 01:41:00,800 --> 01:41:02,320 More of this in the future. 1483 01:41:03,500 --> 01:41:04,240 Meet Connor Williams. 1484 01:41:04,540 --> 01:41:04,920 Turn B. 1485 01:41:05,480 --> 01:41:06,420 On Network 2. 1486 01:41:06,820 --> 01:41:07,160 Thanks. 1487 01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:10,500 Thanks very much, Connor Williams. 1488 01:41:11,440 --> 01:41:13,500 Connor Williams for the comms. 1489 01:41:17,660 --> 01:41:19,820 And Ban Celebino as well. 1490 01:41:19,920 --> 01:41:20,500 He's a fucking... 1491 01:41:21,140 --> 01:41:22,900 Have you been to see Ban Celebino? 1492 01:41:23,840 --> 01:41:26,460 He's playing in the concert hall there next Tuesday. 1493 01:41:27,780 --> 01:41:30,460 Tickets are 45 for a gallery seat. 1494 01:41:30,460 --> 01:41:32,180 Or you can get a stand-in... 1495 01:41:32,180 --> 01:41:34,720 A stand-in job down the front. 1496 01:41:35,500 --> 01:41:37,100 For a 15 euro. 1497 01:41:37,100 --> 01:41:44,100 control. 1498 01:41:44,100 --> 01:42:13,600 That guy, he got got. 1499 01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:27,800 Poor fucker man. Yellow teeth as well. Sure that's the least of his worries now. He doesn't 1500 01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:35,100 even have any fucking worries. He's gone. Gonzo. Gonzo from the Muppets. 1501 01:42:43,100 --> 01:42:56,120 I don't like the sound of this machine gun that's happening. 1502 01:43:03,160 --> 01:43:06,880 Is this a, is this a blast or is it? Give it a fucking blast. 1503 01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:10,840 No. 1504 01:43:10,840 --> 01:43:18,940 Um, Anaconda G. Thank you very much. 1505 01:43:19,160 --> 01:43:22,800 When the Nadal was on there, it went to a fucking Anaconda GZ. 1506 01:43:25,380 --> 01:43:26,500 Anaconda GZ. 1507 01:43:27,600 --> 01:43:29,800 Make it feel it all TV3Z. 1508 01:43:29,960 --> 01:43:32,220 In the house at one in the morning. 1509 01:43:32,720 --> 01:43:34,500 We're creeping round like a mouse. 1510 01:43:34,580 --> 01:43:36,000 Trying not to make some noise. 1511 01:43:36,360 --> 01:43:38,140 All me, you Anaconda G. 1512 01:43:38,140 --> 01:43:41,060 And the boys and the boys and the boys and the boys. 1513 01:43:41,200 --> 01:43:43,580 Playing with a little Half-Life 2 toys. 1514 01:43:43,800 --> 01:43:48,840 I need to find the physics to blast my way through this little hole in the wall. 1515 01:43:49,700 --> 01:43:51,960 I'm gonna go back to my own voice. 1516 01:43:52,660 --> 01:43:55,000 Cause I didn't know why I made the choice. 1517 01:43:55,760 --> 01:43:57,800 To talk and rap like that. 1518 01:43:57,860 --> 01:43:59,900 Francis the Snake Command is back. 1519 01:44:00,380 --> 01:44:02,420 You know that I'm the lyrical assassin. 1520 01:44:03,760 --> 01:44:08,560 I got too much potassium in my veins and my bloodstream. 1521 01:44:08,920 --> 01:44:15,020 I'm going insane every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. 1522 01:44:16,280 --> 01:44:17,760 Pretty much all week actually. 1523 01:44:18,100 --> 01:44:18,340 Yeah. 1524 01:44:19,360 --> 01:44:23,100 Pretty much, pretty, pretty, pretty much all week. 1525 01:44:23,680 --> 01:44:24,520 I've been at it. 1526 01:44:25,800 --> 01:44:29,780 But as long as you're having fun, that's the fucking main thing. 1527 01:44:30,180 --> 01:44:31,460 That's the fucking main thing, isn't it? 1528 01:44:31,520 --> 01:44:33,260 Brian Morrissey as well is in the house. 1529 01:44:34,280 --> 01:44:36,460 Always, always supported me. 1530 01:44:36,760 --> 01:44:38,180 And that's very, very kind of you. 1531 01:44:39,960 --> 01:44:40,860 Thank you very much. 1532 01:44:42,320 --> 01:44:42,940 Peace out. 1533 01:44:45,760 --> 01:44:57,460 Thanks for the donation. 1534 01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:07,600 No. 1535 01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:10,000 Let us, let us pre. 1536 01:45:10,960 --> 01:45:12,060 Let us pre. 1537 01:45:12,060 --> 01:45:17,060 Do we bring the... 1538 01:45:17,060 --> 01:45:17,060 Do we bring the... 1539 01:45:33,060 --> 01:45:33,480 Oh. 1540 01:45:33,960 --> 01:45:35,000 No, no overlay. 1541 01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:48,180 Johnny McCoy. 1542 01:45:48,300 --> 01:45:49,480 How off your tits. 1543 01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:50,360 Aria. 1544 01:45:51,620 --> 01:45:52,220 Don't know. 1545 01:45:52,300 --> 01:45:52,960 And you tell me. 1546 01:45:53,740 --> 01:45:54,000 I'm not... 1547 01:45:55,260 --> 01:45:56,820 I'm fully with it. 1548 01:45:56,960 --> 01:45:58,000 I mean, the puzzles are... 1549 01:45:58,000 --> 01:45:59,700 The puzzles are elusive. 1550 01:46:00,260 --> 01:46:02,820 And the puzzle there was just go around the corner. 1551 01:46:03,420 --> 01:46:05,420 So it might look like I'm a bit... 1552 01:46:05,420 --> 01:46:08,260 A bit shit. 1553 01:46:08,380 --> 01:46:09,680 But I mean, it's not my... 1554 01:46:09,680 --> 01:46:11,420 There's nothing impairing my... 1555 01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:12,760 Judgment. 1556 01:46:14,380 --> 01:46:15,160 I'm granny. 1557 01:46:15,260 --> 01:46:16,240 I'm granny smithing. 1558 01:46:19,840 --> 01:46:20,460 Do you know? 1559 01:46:26,420 --> 01:46:27,960 Neil Van Nee. 1560 01:46:30,380 --> 01:46:31,060 How are you? 1561 01:46:31,060 --> 01:46:31,600 Thank you. 1562 01:46:32,120 --> 01:46:35,260 This man is the reason why games have arrows pointed out where you're... 1563 01:46:35,260 --> 01:46:37,620 Where you're opposed to go. 1564 01:46:37,960 --> 01:46:39,080 Did you read that chat? 1565 01:46:39,640 --> 01:46:39,980 Chat. 1566 01:46:40,180 --> 01:46:40,780 Read that back. 1567 01:46:42,840 --> 01:46:43,680 Swedish, right? 1568 01:46:44,220 --> 01:46:45,160 In the chat there. 1569 01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:46,100 How are you Swedish? 1570 01:46:46,960 --> 01:46:49,060 Trying to make me look like a gimp Swedish. 1571 01:46:50,280 --> 01:46:51,920 But you got fucked, man. 1572 01:46:53,040 --> 01:46:54,940 What does opposed mean? 1573 01:46:55,660 --> 01:46:58,080 I think you are opposed to write something else. 1574 01:46:58,380 --> 01:47:01,600 I think you are opposed to fucking look at the keyboard when you're typing, man. 1575 01:47:02,280 --> 01:47:02,680 Swedish. 1576 01:47:04,260 --> 01:47:07,140 I think you might need to go back to keyboard school, man. 1577 01:47:07,420 --> 01:47:09,360 And learn a few fucking keystrokes. 1578 01:47:10,420 --> 01:47:12,360 Get Mavis Beacon down in the voice. 1579 01:47:15,360 --> 01:47:15,680 Swedish. 1580 01:47:15,680 --> 01:47:26,980 That wasn't what you were opposed to write, man. 1581 01:47:27,640 --> 01:47:30,300 You're opposed to fucking write an S. 1582 01:47:31,780 --> 01:47:32,560 And even... 1583 01:47:32,560 --> 01:47:33,780 Strange... 1584 01:47:33,780 --> 01:47:34,560 Strangely... 1585 01:47:35,120 --> 01:47:35,640 No, yeah. 1586 01:47:35,800 --> 01:47:37,380 I was gonna say A, U, yeah. 1587 01:47:37,520 --> 01:47:37,940 I suppose. 1588 01:47:38,420 --> 01:47:40,940 Yeah, you should have wrote an S instead of an A. 1589 01:47:40,940 --> 01:47:47,160 Only messing Swedish. 1590 01:47:47,440 --> 01:47:48,940 You're a fucking man of taste. 1591 01:47:49,180 --> 01:47:50,080 You're a man of substance. 1592 01:47:51,740 --> 01:47:56,540 And we're all fucking hoping that you get by and you take those fucking lessons. 1593 01:47:56,740 --> 01:47:57,500 The keyboard school. 1594 01:47:58,920 --> 01:48:00,160 Mavis Beacon and the boys. 1595 01:48:03,180 --> 01:48:05,260 How do I get past these fucking clowns? 1596 01:48:05,320 --> 01:48:05,760 Alright, yeah. 1597 01:48:07,200 --> 01:48:10,440 Take one of these castle bar kegs to the boys. 1598 01:48:10,440 --> 01:48:10,640 Please. 1599 01:48:16,360 --> 01:48:19,860 Now, I think we're opposed to throw the fucking barrel down here. 1600 01:48:21,620 --> 01:48:23,700 And then we'll get the... 1601 01:48:23,700 --> 01:48:24,560 We'll get the goon... 1602 01:48:24,560 --> 01:48:24,940 Uh-oh. 1603 01:48:26,220 --> 01:48:26,960 Watch this now. 1604 01:48:29,980 --> 01:48:31,060 Ah, for fuck. 1605 01:48:32,980 --> 01:48:33,740 Ah, no. 1606 01:48:39,240 --> 01:48:41,120 Ah, that's not what I was supposed to do. 1607 01:48:43,620 --> 01:48:44,020 No. 1608 01:48:44,420 --> 01:48:45,900 Maybe we just use these guys. 1609 01:48:54,540 --> 01:48:55,160 Come on, you can't. 1610 01:48:55,960 --> 01:48:56,340 Fast. 1611 01:48:56,620 --> 01:48:56,960 Fast. 1612 01:48:56,960 --> 01:48:57,020 Fast. 1613 01:49:00,020 --> 01:49:00,500 Oh, yeah. 1614 01:49:04,580 --> 01:49:05,060 Yes. 1615 01:49:05,060 --> 01:49:05,100 Yes. 1616 01:49:08,500 --> 01:49:09,500 Smells great. 1617 01:49:11,580 --> 01:49:12,600 Smells great. 1618 01:49:16,400 --> 01:49:18,440 Give a shout out to all the boys in the creche. 1619 01:49:20,480 --> 01:49:21,440 This time of night. 1620 01:49:28,220 --> 01:49:43,060 Yes. See that? Jiu-Jitsu, Jiu-Jitsu. Fucking five-five-handed Jiu-Jitsu bombs. Oh, no, no, no. 1621 01:49:53,060 --> 01:50:15,080 Oh. Aye, thank you very much, aye. We'll go now. We'll go now. We'll go now. We'll go now. We'll go through the door now and we'll see how we get on. I wasn't at it yesterday, but I was at it last night. Now, move along. 1622 01:50:17,900 --> 01:50:25,480 Ammo. Ammo. How do I pick that up? 1623 01:50:27,700 --> 01:50:29,480 Oh, it's full. Full, full, full. Okay. 1624 01:50:29,480 --> 01:50:59,460 *Gunshot* 1625 01:50:59,460 --> 01:51:01,460 *Gunshot* 1626 01:51:01,460 --> 01:51:27,460 Where am I going? Like where am I meant to be escaping to? I didn't get the... the notification didn't pop up as to where I'm headed. Ah! The railroad. Yeah. Right. Why? Is he alright? 1627 01:51:27,460 --> 01:51:29,460 *Gunshot* 1628 01:51:29,460 --> 01:51:33,460 Man hats? Right. 1629 01:51:33,460 --> 01:51:37,460 *Gunshot* 1630 01:51:37,460 --> 01:51:45,460 Fucking hell man. Just hide over here. What the fuck are these man? 1631 01:51:45,460 --> 01:51:47,460 *Mario plays* 1632 01:51:47,460 --> 01:51:49,460 *Mario plays* 1633 01:51:49,460 --> 01:51:51,460 *Mario plays* 1634 01:51:51,460 --> 01:51:53,460 *Mario plays* 1635 01:51:53,460 --> 01:51:55,460 *Mario plays* 1636 01:51:55,460 --> 01:51:57,460 Some doctor's gaff. 1637 01:51:57,460 --> 01:51:59,460 *Mario plays* 1638 01:51:59,460 --> 01:52:01,460 *Mario plays* 1639 01:52:01,460 --> 01:52:03,460 I love smashing these guys up. 1640 01:52:03,460 --> 01:52:07,460 They deserve it, like. They deserve that. 1641 01:52:07,460 --> 01:52:09,460 How are you? It was. 1642 01:52:09,460 --> 01:52:13,460 No problem. Are we gonna head together? 1643 01:52:13,460 --> 01:52:15,460 *Mario plays* 1644 01:52:15,460 --> 01:52:17,460 I thought that. 1645 01:52:17,460 --> 01:52:19,460 *Mario plays* 1646 01:52:19,460 --> 01:52:21,460 We'll stick together, sure. 1647 01:52:21,460 --> 01:52:23,460 Two heads are better than one, no? 1648 01:52:23,460 --> 01:52:27,460 *Mario plays* 1649 01:52:27,460 --> 01:52:29,460 *Mario plays* 1650 01:52:29,460 --> 01:52:31,460 *Mario plays* 1651 01:52:31,460 --> 01:52:33,460 Just gonna sit down. 1652 01:52:33,460 --> 01:52:37,460 Look, man, you wanna come with me? I'm gonna head to the doctor's gaff. 1653 01:52:37,460 --> 01:52:39,460 *Mario plays* 1654 01:52:39,460 --> 01:52:41,460 *Mario plays* 1655 01:52:41,460 --> 01:52:43,460 *Mario plays* 1656 01:52:43,460 --> 01:52:43,460 *Mario plays* 1657 01:52:43,460 --> 01:52:45,460 *Mario plays* 1658 01:52:45,460 --> 01:52:47,460 *Mario plays* 1659 01:52:47,460 --> 01:52:50,560 Would you be interested in Hobbs coin at all? 1660 01:52:50,840 --> 01:52:52,500 It's Eddie Hobbs' new cryptocurrency. 1661 01:52:52,800 --> 01:52:54,360 It's going to be launching in a couple of weeks' time. 1662 01:52:55,180 --> 01:52:56,040 Bitcoin is finished. 1663 01:52:56,640 --> 01:52:57,700 I'll get down onto your level. 1664 01:52:58,360 --> 01:52:59,540 Bitcoin is finished. 1665 01:53:00,420 --> 01:53:03,240 There's a gang of headers who are launching their own crypto. 1666 01:53:04,240 --> 01:53:04,920 Do you fancy it? 1667 01:53:08,240 --> 01:53:09,280 Would you be up for it? 1668 01:53:11,660 --> 01:53:12,100 No? 1669 01:53:14,700 --> 01:53:16,460 Do you hold yourself? 1670 01:53:19,740 --> 01:53:22,340 Would you be holding yourself? 1671 01:53:28,580 --> 01:53:29,780 Or do you have anything? 1672 01:53:30,840 --> 01:53:32,820 Or do you have anything at all? 1673 01:53:41,540 --> 01:53:45,480 Would you be interested in going halves on a Hobbs coin with me? 1674 01:54:01,580 --> 01:54:02,880 Your man is no crack. 1675 01:54:04,500 --> 01:54:05,760 He's the anti-crack. 1676 01:54:08,460 --> 01:54:09,380 He's Antifa. 1677 01:54:25,900 --> 01:54:27,100 These guys are scum. 1678 01:54:27,320 --> 01:54:28,520 These guys are fucking scum. 1679 01:54:37,120 --> 01:54:38,020 Who made them? 1680 01:54:38,080 --> 01:54:38,820 Who designed them? 1681 01:54:40,440 --> 01:54:41,720 Who designed those guys? 1682 01:54:46,120 --> 01:54:46,600 Come on. 1683 01:54:49,580 --> 01:54:49,960 Oh! 1684 01:54:59,960 --> 01:55:01,480 Do you reckon these are manhats? 1685 01:55:01,480 --> 01:55:12,120 Poor Connor Williams got fucking goosed in the back of the back of the back. 1686 01:55:12,840 --> 01:55:13,520 With a bullet. 1687 01:55:17,940 --> 01:55:20,480 Trapped inside a dystopian nightmare, guys. 1688 01:55:20,480 --> 01:55:32,380 The future is lit. 1689 01:55:32,380 --> 01:55:33,500 The future is orange. 1690 01:55:34,640 --> 01:55:35,380 The future is bright. 1691 01:55:36,340 --> 01:55:37,980 You've got a bright future ahead of you, kid. 1692 01:55:39,060 --> 01:55:40,380 But unless you manage to fucking... 1693 01:55:40,380 --> 01:55:44,180 handle your way around a crowbar against these asshats... 1694 01:55:44,180 --> 01:55:45,480 You're fucked. 1695 01:55:45,480 --> 01:56:01,120 Oh my god. 1696 01:56:01,260 --> 01:56:02,020 The fuck is that? 1697 01:56:02,020 --> 01:56:21,860 Oh, yes. 1698 01:56:21,860 --> 01:56:28,400 How do I aim down sight here? 1699 01:56:28,400 --> 01:56:48,020 Oh, yes. 1700 01:56:48,020 --> 01:57:08,580 Sad old doings he got there, wasn't it? 1701 01:57:08,580 --> 01:57:11,020 Little claws on him as well. 1702 01:57:11,020 --> 01:57:16,020 The fucking back scratchers. 1703 01:57:16,020 --> 01:57:19,020 Maybe we'll fucking put this on top of him as a show of respect. 1704 01:57:19,020 --> 01:57:22,020 I just fazed through him. 1705 01:57:22,020 --> 01:57:24,020 Forget it. 1706 01:57:24,020 --> 01:57:29,020 Oh, God. 1707 01:57:29,020 --> 01:57:36,020 Put a grenade. 1708 01:57:36,020 --> 01:57:37,020 Fuck. 1709 01:57:37,020 --> 01:57:38,020 Oh, no. 1710 01:57:38,020 --> 01:57:39,020 No. 1711 01:57:39,020 --> 01:57:41,020 *scoffs* 1712 01:57:53,580 --> 01:57:57,840 Ra da da tang tang, listen to my 9mm go bang 1713 01:57:58,780 --> 01:58:05,340 Ra ba ba bang ra da da da tang, listen to my fucking submachine gun go brat 1714 01:58:06,140 --> 01:58:08,140 Brat 1715 01:58:08,140 --> 01:58:10,140 *scoffs* 1716 01:58:18,380 --> 01:58:20,380 Watch this now 1717 01:58:20,380 --> 01:58:22,380 *Ding* 1718 01:58:38,320 --> 01:58:40,760 Fucking state of that guy, guts and everything. 1719 01:58:49,640 --> 01:58:52,620 Watch when Spiderman comes down here now. 1720 01:58:57,480 --> 01:59:00,260 Should have checked where you're landing, bud. 1721 01:59:01,920 --> 01:59:04,240 Should have checked out the fucking landing spot. 1722 01:59:04,240 --> 01:59:23,240 What's this? 1723 01:59:31,240 --> 01:59:32,600 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 1724 01:59:33,160 --> 01:59:34,400 Thought that was a fucking thing. 1725 01:59:37,040 --> 01:59:39,560 Thought they were the suction pumpers. 1726 01:59:41,640 --> 01:59:42,980 Little hole down here. 1727 01:59:43,160 --> 01:59:45,600 We'll get a bit of oxygen. 1728 01:59:46,600 --> 01:59:47,880 We'll be fucking grand then. 1729 01:59:52,460 --> 01:59:53,060 What? 1730 01:59:53,580 --> 01:59:53,940 Huh? 1731 01:59:55,400 --> 01:59:56,380 What's that about? 1732 01:59:57,380 --> 01:59:59,440 Not you, fucking... 1733 02:00:02,080 --> 02:00:18,100 Maybe I'll use the grenade or one of these fucking things to blast it. 1734 02:00:18,100 --> 02:00:30,140 Anthony Paul, thank you. 1735 02:00:31,420 --> 02:00:33,480 Saw you down the boiler room the last day. 1736 02:00:34,220 --> 02:00:35,440 Are you into Jeff Mills? 1737 02:00:37,780 --> 02:00:41,800 I wouldn't be listening to Jeff Mills myself. 1738 02:00:49,540 --> 02:00:51,000 But I do... 1739 02:00:51,000 --> 02:00:52,800 I do... 1740 02:00:52,800 --> 02:01:00,320 admire the skill and football of Gary Ablett. 1741 02:01:03,400 --> 02:01:11,760 I always admired Gary Ablett's skill on the ball, so to speak. 1742 02:01:14,700 --> 02:01:17,320 Maybe we throw a fucking gas barrel down there, do we? 1743 02:01:17,320 --> 02:01:18,320 Okay. 1744 02:01:37,660 --> 02:01:38,640 Checking we throw that. 1745 02:01:38,780 --> 02:01:40,940 Checking we give that one a blast. 1746 02:01:40,940 --> 02:01:41,940 Squashed. 1747 02:01:53,440 --> 02:01:54,360 Nothing there, no. 1748 02:02:06,240 --> 02:02:10,440 But I tried to get in there now and I got fucking squashed. 1749 02:02:15,560 --> 02:02:18,840 Maybe you treat it like it's a door in a fucking hotel. 1750 02:02:20,520 --> 02:02:22,280 One of those swingsters. 1751 02:02:23,320 --> 02:02:24,280 Crystal swing set. 1752 02:02:24,820 --> 02:02:25,360 There we go. 1753 02:02:27,240 --> 02:02:27,580 Come on. 1754 02:02:29,900 --> 02:02:30,720 Bit of air. 1755 02:02:32,800 --> 02:02:34,540 Bit of fucking moon safari there. 1756 02:02:35,540 --> 02:02:39,720 And then we'll just breeze around these corners here and make sure we don't get fucking... 1757 02:02:39,720 --> 02:02:41,260 Deoxygenized. 1758 02:02:42,740 --> 02:02:43,340 There we go. 1759 02:02:52,260 --> 02:02:53,060 Look who it is. 1760 02:02:53,860 --> 02:02:54,860 Fucking Gary Mabbitt. 1761 02:02:54,900 --> 02:02:55,180 Fuck. 1762 02:02:55,180 --> 02:02:55,680 Fuck. 1763 02:02:55,680 --> 02:03:07,680 Fuck. Fuck. 1764 02:03:07,680 --> 02:03:08,900 Fuck. 1765 02:03:08,900 --> 02:03:10,840 Fuck. 1766 02:03:14,840 --> 02:03:17,420 Fuck. 1767 02:03:17,420 --> 02:03:21,360 Fuck. 1768 02:03:21,360 --> 02:03:28,860 Fuck me man. 1769 02:03:28,860 --> 02:03:29,860 Run! 1770 02:03:29,860 --> 02:03:30,860 Fuck. 1771 02:03:30,860 --> 02:03:31,860 Fuck. 1772 02:03:31,860 --> 02:03:33,860 Fuck. 1773 02:03:33,860 --> 02:03:35,860 Fuck. 1774 02:03:35,860 --> 02:03:36,860 Fuck. 1775 02:03:36,860 --> 02:03:37,860 Fuck. 1776 02:03:37,860 --> 02:03:39,860 Fuck. 1777 02:03:39,860 --> 02:03:42,860 Fuck. 1778 02:03:42,860 --> 02:03:44,860 Fuck. 1779 02:03:44,860 --> 02:03:45,860 Fuck. 1780 02:03:45,860 --> 02:03:46,860 Fuck. 1781 02:03:46,860 --> 02:03:47,860 Fuck. 1782 02:03:47,860 --> 02:03:48,860 Fuck. 1783 02:03:48,860 --> 02:03:49,860 Fuck. 1784 02:03:49,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1785 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1786 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1787 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1788 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1789 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1790 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1791 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1792 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1793 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1794 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1795 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1796 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1797 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1798 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1799 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1800 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1801 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1802 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1803 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1804 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1805 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1806 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1807 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1808 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1809 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1810 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1811 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1812 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1813 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1814 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1815 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1816 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1817 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1818 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1819 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1820 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1821 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:50,860 Fuck. 1822 02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:52,780 Gary Pallister there. 1823 02:04:14,840 --> 02:04:16,140 Jefferson Dammer. 1824 02:04:18,540 --> 02:04:23,540 Jefferson Dammer Stewart. Thank you very much. Thanks very much. 1825 02:04:30,260 --> 02:04:34,260 Fucking Keown. They call me Keown Bullet. 1826 02:04:39,300 --> 02:04:41,780 DG Director General. Thank you very much. 1827 02:04:46,220 --> 02:04:47,020 Fuck man. 1828 02:05:00,300 --> 02:05:01,740 Those guys are assholes. 1829 02:05:07,740 --> 02:05:08,240 Huh? 1830 02:05:30,460 --> 02:05:31,580 You hammered your mother. 1831 02:05:38,580 --> 02:05:38,980 Ah. 1832 02:05:41,300 --> 02:05:42,280 Bit of pipe work. 1833 02:05:44,300 --> 02:05:45,440 Feel the dream. 1834 02:05:45,880 --> 02:05:47,380 Bruno. Thank you very much Bruno. 1835 02:05:48,180 --> 02:05:48,480 Arizona. 1836 02:05:50,480 --> 02:05:52,080 The old snake in a gas barrel. 1837 02:06:11,600 --> 02:06:12,160 Checking... 1838 02:06:12,160 --> 02:06:13,280 Does the steam hurt you? 1839 02:06:13,960 --> 02:06:15,120 Checking the steam would hurt you. 1840 02:06:15,120 --> 02:06:16,280 Fuck it. 1841 02:06:16,280 --> 02:06:16,280 Fuck it. 1842 02:06:16,280 --> 02:06:26,840 Ah no you fuck it. 1843 02:06:26,840 --> 02:06:31,220 Fuck you man. 1844 02:06:33,420 --> 02:06:36,440 Now I need an explosive barrel there for this unidle. 1845 02:06:38,920 --> 02:06:39,720 You hammered your mother. 1846 02:06:39,720 --> 02:06:40,220 Oh. 1847 02:06:40,220 --> 02:06:45,620 I can hear cunts. 1848 02:06:45,620 --> 02:06:47,620 You. 1849 02:06:47,620 --> 02:06:48,200 Are. 1850 02:06:48,200 --> 02:06:48,940 A liar. 1851 02:06:55,480 --> 02:06:56,160 Go up there. 1852 02:06:56,320 --> 02:06:56,620 Go up there. 1853 02:06:56,860 --> 02:06:57,040 Go on. 1854 02:06:57,040 --> 02:07:01,560 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 1855 02:07:01,560 --> 02:07:02,360 Fuck. 1856 02:07:14,040 --> 02:07:14,400 Fuck. 1857 02:07:20,200 --> 02:07:21,760 Life comes at you pretty fast. 1858 02:07:21,760 --> 02:07:23,760 I love women. 1859 02:07:23,760 --> 02:07:25,560 I'm mad about women. 1860 02:07:25,560 --> 02:07:27,360 I've been married three times. 1861 02:07:27,580 --> 02:07:29,260 I'm infatuated with women. 1862 02:07:41,500 --> 02:07:42,980 Little yachties after you. 1863 02:07:43,640 --> 02:07:44,220 Oh my god. 1864 02:07:49,220 --> 02:07:50,540 That's for Bryan Cranston. 1865 02:07:50,540 --> 02:07:51,340 Fuck. 1866 02:07:51,340 --> 02:07:51,840 Fuck. 1867 02:07:53,880 --> 02:07:55,720 You have been peddling lies. 1868 02:07:58,840 --> 02:08:01,500 This next one's for Johnny Ronan Finance Incorporated. 1869 02:08:03,760 --> 02:08:04,960 Don't you have a life? 1870 02:08:07,840 --> 02:08:08,760 See you later babies. 1871 02:08:10,100 --> 02:08:11,420 That's for fucking... 1872 02:08:11,420 --> 02:08:11,760 Oh. 1873 02:08:11,900 --> 02:08:12,580 Charlie Bird. 1874 02:08:15,060 --> 02:08:16,280 That's for Beelzebub. 1875 02:08:20,920 --> 02:08:28,300 Any shoutouts you want me to give there while I'm fucking creeling these cones? 1876 02:08:28,300 --> 02:08:32,120 Coned Creeler 3D for the Mega Drive. 1877 02:08:32,540 --> 02:08:36,920 Being re-released on Saturday on Steam Summer Special. 1878 02:08:37,460 --> 02:08:39,300 Graphics entirely remastered. 1879 02:08:39,300 --> 02:08:41,760 16-bit specialer. 1880 02:08:41,760 --> 02:08:45,140 You're a special case. 1881 02:08:45,140 --> 02:08:46,500 You're fucked. 1882 02:08:54,300 --> 02:08:56,880 The classic video game nasty. 1883 02:08:56,880 --> 02:08:56,920 The classic video game nasty. 1884 02:08:56,920 --> 02:09:00,740 Child's Play 2 for the Mega Drive. 1885 02:09:01,480 --> 02:09:02,280 15 rated. 1886 02:09:02,760 --> 02:09:05,300 The first ever 15 rated 16-bit game. 1887 02:09:05,300 --> 02:09:05,340 The first ever 15 rated 16-bit game. 1888 02:09:05,340 --> 02:09:05,340 The first ever 15 rated 16-bit game. 1889 02:09:05,340 --> 02:09:05,340 The first ever 15 rated 16-bit game. 1890 02:09:05,340 --> 02:09:05,340 The first ever 15 rated 16-bit game. 1891 02:09:05,340 --> 02:09:05,340 The first ever 15 rated 16-bit game. 1892 02:09:05,340 --> 02:09:05,340 The first ever 15 rated 16-bit game. 1893 02:09:17,340 --> 02:09:18,340 You hammered your mother. 1894 02:09:18,340 --> 02:09:18,340 You hammered your mother. 1895 02:09:18,340 --> 02:09:33,920 You hammered your mother. 1896 02:09:33,920 --> 02:09:34,420 Uh oh. 1897 02:09:34,420 --> 02:09:53,660 Get back to the water. 1898 02:09:53,660 --> 02:09:53,880 Okay. 1899 02:09:54,000 --> 02:09:56,940 Shout out to Bull McCabe for being a proper hard man. 1900 02:09:57,260 --> 02:09:58,100 Solid strategy. 1901 02:09:58,340 --> 02:09:59,420 Questionable execution. 1902 02:09:59,420 --> 02:10:05,360 Tunnel whip. 1903 02:10:05,360 --> 02:10:07,780 The tunnel snakes from fucking Fallout 4. 1904 02:10:08,780 --> 02:10:09,520 Jeff Mills. 1905 02:10:09,660 --> 02:10:10,300 Thank you very much. 1906 02:10:10,840 --> 02:10:11,620 Play the bells. 1907 02:10:18,080 --> 02:10:19,480 Thank you very much Jeff Mills. 1908 02:10:22,820 --> 02:10:23,580 What's this now? 1909 02:10:26,060 --> 02:10:27,800 Constance gave you get a chance. 1910 02:10:28,420 --> 02:10:29,980 Don't ever come near me again. 1911 02:10:29,980 --> 02:10:31,800 Or Drew's gonna come down. 1912 02:10:31,920 --> 02:10:34,040 Start fucking drooling all over you man. 1913 02:10:34,640 --> 02:10:35,360 He's a drooler. 1914 02:10:37,780 --> 02:10:39,420 Tweedle dumb and Tweedle fucked. 1915 02:10:40,540 --> 02:10:41,500 Good night God bless. 1916 02:10:41,680 --> 02:10:42,700 You got one in the shoe. 1917 02:10:43,300 --> 02:10:44,680 You fucking scumbag. 1918 02:10:45,340 --> 02:10:46,420 You handled your mother. 1919 02:10:47,060 --> 02:10:48,540 You are a liar. 1920 02:10:48,540 --> 02:10:50,620 Absolute fucking cheek and neck. 1921 02:10:51,160 --> 02:10:52,000 They've got the neck. 1922 02:10:52,480 --> 02:10:52,700 Enough. 1923 02:10:52,860 --> 02:10:54,860 They've got a neck like a jockey's bollocks. 1924 02:10:55,500 --> 02:10:57,300 And enough cheek for another arse. 1925 02:10:58,100 --> 02:10:59,160 And the fucking eyes. 1926 02:10:59,660 --> 02:11:02,720 Their eyes need to be blasted away into space. 1927 02:11:06,720 --> 02:11:07,620 See that man. 1928 02:11:07,720 --> 02:11:08,660 Fucking Lionel Messi. 1929 02:11:09,160 --> 02:11:12,700 Lionel Messi playing a speed run on Half-Life for Barcelona next week. 1930 02:11:13,240 --> 02:11:13,880 Next week. 1931 02:11:15,660 --> 02:11:16,480 Lionel Messi's... 1932 02:11:16,480 --> 02:11:22,860 Scratch at the back. 1933 02:11:22,860 --> 02:11:24,100 And we're ready to go. 1934 02:11:24,260 --> 02:11:25,140 Was that lad dancing? 1935 02:11:25,920 --> 02:11:27,160 Did you see him dancing to the beat? 1936 02:11:28,620 --> 02:11:31,820 Part of me wants to die again just so we can see that lad dancing to the beat. 1937 02:11:38,820 --> 02:11:39,880 How's it going guys? 1938 02:11:39,880 --> 02:11:40,420 How's it going guys? 1939 02:11:40,420 --> 02:11:42,940 Fuck. 1940 02:11:44,000 --> 02:11:44,380 Haha. 1941 02:11:48,440 --> 02:11:50,440 Pischl is uh... 1942 02:11:50,440 --> 02:11:52,380 Jimmy Pischl is after you. 1943 02:11:53,380 --> 02:11:55,160 You hammered your cover. 1944 02:11:55,380 --> 02:11:56,460 You hammered your mother. 1945 02:11:57,540 --> 02:11:59,000 You are a liar. 1946 02:11:59,760 --> 02:12:02,840 Why did you not discuss? 1947 02:12:04,580 --> 02:12:06,060 Why did you not discuss? 1948 02:12:07,440 --> 02:12:09,100 Why did you not discuss? 1949 02:12:09,780 --> 02:12:11,340 Why did you not discuss? 1950 02:12:12,300 --> 02:12:13,900 Why did you not discuss? 1951 02:12:23,560 --> 02:12:24,780 Do I have a grenade? 1952 02:12:25,140 --> 02:12:25,980 Thought I had a grenade. 1953 02:12:30,120 --> 02:12:30,960 Ha ha ha ha. 1954 02:12:51,840 --> 02:12:52,460 Clim it. 1955 02:12:52,740 --> 02:12:53,700 With Pierce Brosnan. 1956 02:12:54,900 --> 02:13:01,140 How come I can't see how many fucking bullets I have left? 1957 02:13:07,480 --> 02:13:10,120 Sid Joseph's Boy Scout movement is after you. 1958 02:13:12,800 --> 02:13:15,600 Johnny Ronan's fucking health pack is in there as well. 1959 02:13:15,600 --> 02:13:45,580 He's a big fan. 1960 02:13:45,580 --> 02:14:15,560 He's a big fan. 1961 02:14:15,560 --> 02:14:45,540 He's a big fan. 1962 02:14:45,540 --> 02:15:15,520 He's a big fan. 1963 02:15:15,520 --> 02:15:45,500 He's a big fan. 1964 02:15:45,500 --> 02:16:15,480 He's a big fan. 1965 02:16:15,480 --> 02:16:16,860 I'm a Don. 1966 02:16:19,780 --> 02:16:20,720 Pro-bar them. 1967 02:16:22,360 --> 02:16:23,920 Into the next realm. 1968 02:16:24,840 --> 02:16:25,700 Pro-bar deluxe. 1969 02:16:35,700 --> 02:16:37,260 These cunts are fucking useless. 1970 02:16:37,260 --> 02:16:40,020 Come back when you start shaving lads. 1971 02:16:40,020 --> 02:16:43,740 Imagine those cunts growing stubble. 1972 02:16:45,920 --> 02:16:47,000 And then shaving. 1973 02:16:48,000 --> 02:16:51,280 Trying to get into fucking nightclubs. 1974 02:16:51,860 --> 02:16:55,220 Imagine a bouncer having to deal with those cunts. 1975 02:16:55,220 --> 02:16:57,220 *laughs* 1976 02:16:57,220 --> 02:16:59,220 *laughs* 1977 02:17:05,220 --> 02:17:07,220 Oh, fuck. 1978 02:17:13,220 --> 02:17:15,220 *laughs* 1979 02:17:15,220 --> 02:17:17,220 *laughs* 1980 02:17:17,220 --> 02:17:22,840 Okay. 1981 02:17:44,140 --> 02:17:53,140 Nikola Jankovic. The clip is from Jerry Hannon on the Late Late Show. Just Google that. Or Frank McCourt. 1982 02:17:58,140 --> 02:18:01,140 Crouch jump, is it? Crouch jump, yeah. 1983 02:18:08,140 --> 02:18:19,140 Oh, for fuck's sake, look at this. This doesn't bode well for... This doesn't bode well at the moment now, no. 1984 02:18:20,140 --> 02:18:31,140 I tell you now, Pat, we're actually... We're stuck down... We're down in a cellar now, Pat. There's a lot of barrels exploding. There's a few of these fucking spider flies knocking around, Pat. 1985 02:18:34,140 --> 02:18:43,140 Yeah, we're... We're up against it at the minute, Pat. You might be able to get down and fucking help us out. 1986 02:18:46,140 --> 02:18:47,140 Well, Pat. 1987 02:18:53,140 --> 02:18:54,140 Fuck you. 1988 02:18:57,140 --> 02:18:58,140 Fucking spider flies. 1989 02:19:07,140 --> 02:19:09,140 Well, Pat, how are you? We got a crowbar, yeah. 1990 02:19:12,140 --> 02:19:13,140 Yeah. 1991 02:19:13,140 --> 02:19:18,140 A bit of help there and we can... 1992 02:19:19,140 --> 02:19:21,140 Utilize that to extend... 1993 02:19:22,140 --> 02:19:25,140 Our stay here at this Airbnb. 1994 02:19:26,140 --> 02:19:31,140 Well, Pat, we're down at the Airbnb now. It's not much... It's not much to write home about, no. 1995 02:19:33,140 --> 02:19:36,140 I reckon we can fucking cut the losses and leave. We might get a hotel somewhere. 1996 02:19:37,140 --> 02:19:41,140 The place stinks. There's a lot of these flies and there's a few exploding barrels, too. 1997 02:19:42,140 --> 02:19:44,140 I burnt my ha... I burnt my fingers, Pat. 1998 02:19:45,140 --> 02:19:49,140 They didn't say that... They didn't say that in the Airbnb at the time. They didn't advertise that. 1999 02:19:58,140 --> 02:20:01,140 I'm a snake. You old snake in the grass. 2000 02:20:11,140 --> 02:20:12,140 No. 2001 02:20:13,140 --> 02:20:18,140 This is... This would be one of those... This would be one of those thinking moments, I think, now. 2002 02:20:23,140 --> 02:20:27,140 I'll fuck off at 2. I'll... I'll leave at 2. I'll leave at 2. I'll leave at 2 o'clock. 2003 02:20:33,140 --> 02:20:35,140 This would be one of the thinking moments, I'd say. 2004 02:20:36,140 --> 02:20:39,140 You might be able to climb up here now and then get onto that pipe from there. 2005 02:20:46,140 --> 02:20:46,140 Oh. 2006 02:20:46,140 --> 02:20:59,720 I'm on the fucking pipe 2007 02:20:59,720 --> 02:21:04,380 I'm on the pipe the whole time these days 2008 02:21:04,380 --> 02:21:11,760 I left the vape behind and now I'm full pipe 2009 02:21:13,940 --> 02:21:15,440 Combustion's the only way to go man 2010 02:21:15,440 --> 02:21:17,980 Your lungs will thank you for it 2011 02:21:17,980 --> 02:21:21,260 The vape juice is only gonna fuck you up in the long run 2012 02:21:21,260 --> 02:21:24,100 Make sure you fucking combust materials with flames 2013 02:21:24,100 --> 02:21:26,320 That's the only safe way to breathe 2014 02:21:26,320 --> 02:21:29,460 Sure it's safer than fucking oxygen chair 2015 02:21:29,460 --> 02:21:32,340 Oh there's a fucking place over there 2016 02:21:32,340 --> 02:21:33,700 I see I see a place in the sun 2017 02:21:33,700 --> 02:21:44,740 Pipe crawler 3D is being released as well 2018 02:21:44,740 --> 02:21:47,280 Next week for the fucking PlayStation classic 2019 02:21:47,280 --> 02:21:48,700 PlayStation mini 2020 02:21:48,700 --> 02:22:10,420 I should fucking put that down there for sake just to make sure 2021 02:22:10,420 --> 02:22:14,560 Then we'll have a look here we're on to level 3 now so that's the main thing 2022 02:22:14,560 --> 02:22:19,460 We don't get many of ye guys down the fucking town 2023 02:22:19,460 --> 02:22:20,960 Sure we don't 2024 02:22:20,960 --> 02:22:23,500 Feel the dream 2025 02:22:23,500 --> 02:22:24,440 Feel the dream 2026 02:22:24,440 --> 02:22:26,940 FJ McGivney how are ya 2027 02:22:26,940 --> 02:22:30,380 Full job McGivney 2028 02:22:30,380 --> 02:22:32,800 I can help 2029 02:22:32,800 --> 02:22:36,120 I have a wand of a left claw when it comes to swinging the crowbar 2030 02:22:36,120 --> 02:22:39,900 No problem man I'll give you a ring when I need 2031 02:22:39,900 --> 02:22:42,500 When I need those skills 2032 02:22:42,500 --> 02:22:46,420 Feel the dream 2033 02:22:46,420 --> 02:22:48,660 Arizona 2034 02:22:48,660 --> 02:22:53,200 Salinas it's always a pleasure Salinas 2035 02:22:53,200 --> 02:22:59,200 Thanks for the donation 2036 02:22:59,200 --> 02:23:01,200 Thanks very much Salinas here fucking sound skin 2037 02:23:01,200 --> 02:23:03,200 *Dramatic music* 2038 02:23:09,400 --> 02:23:12,100 Thanks very much Salinas here fucking sound skin 2039 02:23:26,100 --> 02:23:28,100 Oh, oh 2040 02:23:28,100 --> 02:23:30,100 Minor fracture detected 2041 02:23:30,100 --> 02:23:32,100 Oh, broke the fucking ankles 2042 02:23:32,100 --> 02:23:35,100 Emergency user death imminent 2043 02:23:35,100 --> 02:23:36,100 Death imminent 2044 02:23:46,100 --> 02:23:48,100 Bit of leg snappage there 2045 02:23:48,100 --> 02:23:50,100 Back up to health again 2046 02:23:50,100 --> 02:23:52,100 Back up to 79 now 2047 02:23:53,100 --> 02:23:55,100 Best get a bit of exe- exe-gen 2048 02:23:55,100 --> 02:23:57,100 Into the lung 2049 02:23:57,100 --> 02:23:58,100 The lung span 2050 02:23:58,100 --> 02:24:02,100 Alan Greenspan is fucking giving out lungs next Tuesday at the central bank 2051 02:24:03,100 --> 02:24:05,100 He's no need for them 2052 02:24:07,100 --> 02:24:09,100 He's got his own iron lung as well 2053 02:24:13,100 --> 02:24:15,100 Hey look at that fucking valve 2054 02:24:15,100 --> 02:24:16,100 They make the game as well 2055 02:24:16,100 --> 02:24:18,100 Maybe there's something about that is there? 2056 02:24:18,100 --> 02:24:19,100 Maybe there's something 2057 02:24:20,100 --> 02:24:21,100 Maybe there's something in that 2058 02:24:22,100 --> 02:24:23,100 Cause valve make the game 2059 02:24:23,100 --> 02:24:25,100 Maybe they've put a valve there because they make the game 2060 02:24:27,100 --> 02:24:28,100 Valve entertainment 2061 02:24:37,100 --> 02:24:38,100 Ah fuck 2062 02:24:38,100 --> 02:24:39,100 *Dramatic music* 2063 02:24:39,100 --> 02:24:40,100 *Dramatic music* 2064 02:24:40,100 --> 02:24:41,100 *Dramatic music* 2065 02:24:41,100 --> 02:24:42,100 *Dramatic music* 2066 02:24:42,100 --> 02:24:43,100 *Dramatic music* 2067 02:24:43,100 --> 02:24:44,100 *Dramatic music* 2068 02:24:44,100 --> 02:24:45,100 Okay 2069 02:24:45,100 --> 02:24:46,100 Okay, okay, okay, okay 2070 02:24:46,100 --> 02:24:47,100 I see where we're going now 2071 02:24:47,100 --> 02:24:49,100 Come on you can't 2072 02:24:49,100 --> 02:24:49,340 Cut. 2073 02:24:58,340 --> 02:24:59,060 Oh. 2074 02:25:10,940 --> 02:25:11,420 Ah. 2075 02:25:12,340 --> 02:25:14,360 Don't get many of these guys to the pound. 2076 02:25:16,380 --> 02:25:17,420 Sure you don't. 2077 02:25:17,420 --> 02:25:19,420 Oh. 2078 02:25:23,280 --> 02:25:24,960 I like how fast it all is. 2079 02:25:25,000 --> 02:25:25,960 There's no fucking around. 2080 02:25:26,060 --> 02:25:26,740 When you mess it up. 2081 02:25:27,020 --> 02:25:28,580 It's straight back up to the top. 2082 02:25:29,440 --> 02:25:30,260 I like that. 2083 02:25:30,860 --> 02:25:33,280 There's no fucking waiting or pissing about. 2084 02:25:34,240 --> 02:25:34,960 And there we go. 2085 02:25:35,160 --> 02:25:35,900 Valve time baby. 2086 02:25:37,380 --> 02:25:38,100 Valve time. 2087 02:25:41,220 --> 02:25:41,660 Huh? 2088 02:25:41,660 --> 02:25:52,740 What? 2089 02:25:52,740 --> 02:25:52,780 What? 2090 02:25:52,780 --> 02:25:52,820 What? 2091 02:25:52,820 --> 02:25:52,820 What? 2092 02:25:52,820 --> 02:26:12,440 I know. 2093 02:26:12,440 --> 02:26:12,480 I know. 2094 02:26:13,360 --> 02:26:14,040 I know. 2095 02:26:14,680 --> 02:26:15,300 I know. 2096 02:26:15,620 --> 02:26:15,900 I know. 2097 02:26:16,000 --> 02:26:16,220 I know. 2098 02:26:16,220 --> 02:26:16,440 I know. 2099 02:26:16,440 --> 02:26:16,500 I know. 2100 02:26:16,500 --> 02:26:16,520 I know. 2101 02:26:29,320 --> 02:26:29,720 Sean. 2102 02:26:29,780 --> 02:26:30,700 I can't tell you that. 2103 02:26:30,840 --> 02:26:31,420 Sean Lawless. 2104 02:26:31,540 --> 02:26:33,340 Because if I told you I'd have to kill you. 2105 02:26:33,820 --> 02:26:34,960 I don't want to kill anyone. 2106 02:26:35,200 --> 02:26:36,820 Because I'm a pacifist. 2107 02:26:37,520 --> 02:26:39,680 But thank Sean Lawless for watching the stream. 2108 02:26:40,880 --> 02:26:41,800 But it's a Mac. 2109 02:26:41,940 --> 02:26:43,740 It's a Mac with boot camp windows. 2110 02:26:44,520 --> 02:26:45,600 That's what I'm playing this on. 2111 02:26:47,600 --> 02:26:48,600 So I have told you. 2112 02:26:48,700 --> 02:26:48,960 And watch. 2113 02:26:49,600 --> 02:26:50,640 Watch your back Sean. 2114 02:26:53,820 --> 02:26:54,500 I'm only messing. 2115 02:26:54,500 --> 02:26:56,860 I won't try to do anything bad. 2116 02:26:56,940 --> 02:26:58,080 I won't try to fucking find you. 2117 02:27:00,840 --> 02:27:01,540 Thanks for watching. 2118 02:27:05,860 --> 02:27:08,660 It's like you issue flipping threats. 2119 02:27:08,980 --> 02:27:10,080 As a kind of a kind of. 2120 02:27:10,200 --> 02:27:11,480 You just having a laugh. 2121 02:27:11,600 --> 02:27:12,980 But then if something was to happen. 2122 02:27:13,120 --> 02:27:13,540 Then I'd be. 2123 02:27:13,720 --> 02:27:14,460 I'd be arrested. 2124 02:27:15,780 --> 02:27:18,620 I'd have to prove where it was. 2125 02:27:18,720 --> 02:27:19,440 And all that kind of stuff. 2126 02:27:19,580 --> 02:27:20,360 It'd be a fucking nightmare. 2127 02:27:21,340 --> 02:27:23,600 Nightmare for poor Sean. 2128 02:27:23,600 --> 02:27:32,620 as well no can this kill these these flies they explode or something when they go 2129 02:27:32,620 --> 02:27:52,580 Sean Kivlehan how are you how you doing maybe there's a bit of a swim situation is there a 2130 02:27:52,580 --> 02:27:58,820 swimming goal I know we filled this main hallway with water 2131 02:28:21,560 --> 02:28:29,780 well Swedish maybe you might want to get some sleep because you're not opposed to fucking stay up when 2132 02:28:29,780 --> 02:28:35,120 you feel tired your body doesn't it's not it's not good for your body so I think you're opposed to 2133 02:28:35,120 --> 02:28:48,080 just listen to your body someone has a tendency to remove the streams I don't know who's doing that 2134 02:28:48,080 --> 02:28:56,300 anyway are you opposed to leave them up or are you fucking you meant to are they meant to be left I don't know 2135 02:28:56,300 --> 02:29:14,040 no no we don't get many of these guys to the pound sure we don't fucking do this you go down that ladder and then through under the pipe 2136 02:29:14,040 --> 02:29:28,040 gimpie dave thank you met a kitten sorry and gimpie dave is thank you very much met a kitten there's some lad after me with crowbar 2137 02:29:28,040 --> 02:29:38,040 oh here we go here we go fuck quick quick quick quick 2138 02:29:38,040 --> 02:29:55,260 look at this I'm not gonna get through oh no make it through 2139 02:29:55,260 --> 02:30:22,260 oh yeah these'll float to the top will they yes come on come on come on come on come on 2140 02:30:22,260 --> 02:30:35,440 oh yeah how'd you how'd you fucking get on top of these guys now oh come on what 2141 02:30:35,440 --> 02:31:00,060 a google user the shooting with the commentary what was the shooting the with the great commentary what was that 2142 02:31:00,060 --> 02:31:11,900 museum ghost how are you it's late in the night 2143 02:31:11,900 --> 02:31:26,000 oh yeah bipat yeah I they're gonna have to go up soon enough 2144 02:31:26,000 --> 02:31:30,740 I've got them I don't know where they are now I never put that one up anyway 2145 02:31:30,740 --> 02:31:37,380 somebody somebody has re-uploaded the clips from my stream so I don't know who who did it 2146 02:31:37,380 --> 02:31:39,380 fuck it 2147 02:31:39,380 --> 02:31:55,260 running in circles and making snappy stuff blowing up germans and shit in a building 2148 02:31:55,260 --> 02:32:04,960 oh yeah that was a video it was a video it was a 14 minute long call of duty commentary thing but I mean 2149 02:32:04,960 --> 02:32:09,640 I don't know I didn't want to fucking have leave it up 2150 02:32:09,640 --> 02:32:11,640 *shriek* 2151 02:32:20,880 --> 02:32:23,880 How are you fucking get up these fucking things? 2152 02:32:23,880 --> 02:32:25,880 *shriek* 2153 02:32:25,880 --> 02:32:27,880 *shriek* 2154 02:32:31,880 --> 02:32:33,880 This is a Mark Dargan speed swim. 2155 02:32:33,880 --> 02:32:36,880 Ian Thorpe the Thorpeedo! 2156 02:32:36,880 --> 02:32:40,880 Why does he keep going really keeps going? 2157 02:32:48,880 --> 02:32:52,880 How's it going guys? Drowning! Drowning! 2158 02:33:04,880 --> 02:33:07,880 Come on then, eat beckin' dragons, I'll take both of you! 2159 02:33:07,880 --> 02:33:07,880 *Groan* 2160 02:33:07,880 --> 02:33:08,880 *Groan* 2161 02:33:08,880 --> 02:33:09,880 *Groan* 2162 02:33:09,880 --> 02:33:10,880 I am burning to death! 2163 02:33:10,880 --> 02:33:11,880 *Groan* 2164 02:33:11,880 --> 02:33:14,880 Oh no, not again. Not again. 2165 02:33:14,880 --> 02:33:16,880 *Scoffs* 2166 02:33:16,880 --> 02:33:18,880 *Scoffs* 2167 02:33:18,880 --> 02:33:20,880 *BEEP* 2168 02:33:20,880 --> 02:33:22,880 *Pewds* 2169 02:33:22,880 --> 02:33:24,880 *BEEP* 2170 02:33:24,880 --> 02:33:26,880 *BEEP* 2171 02:33:26,880 --> 02:33:28,880 *BEEP* 2172 02:33:28,880 --> 02:33:30,880 *BEEP* 2173 02:33:30,880 --> 02:33:32,880 *BEEP* 2174 02:33:32,880 --> 02:33:34,880 *BEEP* 2175 02:33:34,880 --> 02:33:36,880 *BEEP* 2176 02:33:36,880 --> 02:33:38,880 *BEEP* 2177 02:33:38,880 --> 02:33:40,880 *BEEP* 2178 02:33:40,880 --> 02:33:42,880 *BEEP* 2179 02:33:42,880 --> 02:33:44,880 What the fuck is that doing? 2180 02:33:44,880 --> 02:33:46,880 Get my head down here. 2181 02:33:46,880 --> 02:33:48,880 *BEEP* 2182 02:33:48,880 --> 02:33:50,880 *BEEP* 2183 02:33:50,880 --> 02:33:52,880 *BEEP* 2184 02:33:56,880 --> 02:33:58,880 It's almost 2 o'clock. 2185 02:33:58,880 --> 02:34:00,880 Time to go to bed. 2186 02:34:00,880 --> 02:34:02,880 Your local Mercedes dealership. 2187 02:34:02,880 --> 02:34:06,880 Imagine that Connor slept in the fucking dealership. 2188 02:34:06,880 --> 02:34:08,880 Cause he's broken up with the wife. 2189 02:34:08,880 --> 02:34:10,880 He sleeps- he now sleeps- 2190 02:34:10,880 --> 02:34:16,880 It's like the lad in Sopranos when they take over the shop and he's sleeping in his own outdoor. 2191 02:34:16,880 --> 02:34:18,880 *BEEP* 2192 02:34:18,880 --> 02:34:20,720 Sports and leisure shop in a tent. 2193 02:34:27,860 --> 02:34:28,300 Okay. 2194 02:34:32,460 --> 02:34:34,260 Now, where are the boys? Here they are. 2195 02:34:34,720 --> 02:34:36,720 We don't get many of you guys to the pound. 2196 02:34:37,540 --> 02:34:38,300 So we don't. 2197 02:34:38,760 --> 02:34:39,480 Where are you from? 2198 02:34:41,840 --> 02:34:42,720 Where are you from? 2199 02:34:47,840 --> 02:34:49,580 Have you relatives here? You do. 2200 02:34:52,740 --> 02:34:53,420 Well done. 2201 02:35:05,960 --> 02:35:07,900 Traded in for a sport wagon. 2202 02:35:16,800 --> 02:35:18,880 SUV guys. 2203 02:35:19,760 --> 02:35:21,660 SUV guys. 2204 02:35:22,380 --> 02:35:23,700 SUV guys. 2205 02:35:23,700 --> 02:35:24,260 SUV guys. 2206 02:35:30,840 --> 02:35:33,780 What does Jordan B. Peterson be doing at this hour? 2207 02:35:33,920 --> 02:35:34,740 The witching hour. 2208 02:35:39,060 --> 02:35:43,360 He's probably just fucking in the spare room triggering himself. 2209 02:35:47,060 --> 02:35:48,360 Trying not to make a noise. 2210 02:35:48,480 --> 02:35:49,080 Oh, no, no, no. 2211 02:35:52,080 --> 02:35:52,700 Come on, you cunt. 2212 02:35:53,020 --> 02:35:53,300 Come on. 2213 02:35:53,520 --> 02:35:53,620 Yeah. 2214 02:35:56,140 --> 02:35:56,540 Critical. 2215 02:36:04,860 --> 02:36:08,120 Oh, come on, you cunt. 2216 02:36:08,600 --> 02:36:08,920 Yeah. 2217 02:36:09,720 --> 02:36:11,160 I'd say, uh... 2218 02:36:11,160 --> 02:36:11,700 Oh, fuck. 2219 02:36:12,600 --> 02:36:15,060 We don't get many of those guys to the pound. 2220 02:36:18,200 --> 02:36:24,940 Jordan B. Peterson would be cleaning his room whilst triggering himself hard. 2221 02:36:25,320 --> 02:36:25,940 Or... 2222 02:36:25,940 --> 02:36:32,540 He would have invented a time machine and gone back to the fucking time of the Salem witch trials. 2223 02:36:33,180 --> 02:36:36,480 And he'd be just given out to all the fucking alleged witches going, 2224 02:36:36,580 --> 02:36:37,480 Clean your broom! 2225 02:36:38,360 --> 02:36:40,740 Even though they won't have had brooms because they were just women. 2226 02:36:41,580 --> 02:36:43,940 Who, uh... 2227 02:36:43,940 --> 02:36:44,860 It'd be... 2228 02:36:44,860 --> 02:36:46,120 They weren't even witches. 2229 02:36:46,220 --> 02:36:46,560 Yes! 2230 02:36:47,560 --> 02:36:48,120 Little... 2231 02:36:48,120 --> 02:36:50,640 I don't know if you know this, guys, but they weren't actually witches. 2232 02:36:51,180 --> 02:36:51,860 Back then. 2233 02:36:55,260 --> 02:36:57,340 Do you reckon they were, uh... 2234 02:36:57,340 --> 02:36:59,240 Do you know when they burnt witches back in the day? 2235 02:37:01,540 --> 02:37:02,720 Were the fella... 2236 02:37:02,720 --> 02:37:05,540 Fellas, like, that were deemed witches or was it just ladies? 2237 02:37:06,660 --> 02:37:07,380 Were they... 2238 02:37:07,380 --> 02:37:08,400 Were they wizards? 2239 02:37:08,860 --> 02:37:10,660 Were they, like... 2240 02:37:10,660 --> 02:37:12,060 Were they gonna fucking drown you, man? 2241 02:37:16,060 --> 02:37:17,000 Callum Condren. 2242 02:37:17,940 --> 02:37:18,500 Arizona. 2243 02:37:19,240 --> 02:37:22,360 Connor cruising around in the new Kia Sportage. 2244 02:37:22,500 --> 02:37:26,140 Finance available from as low as 2.7% APR. 2245 02:37:27,240 --> 02:37:28,600 Well, I gotta tell you something. 2246 02:37:28,700 --> 02:37:29,480 It sounds great. 2247 02:37:30,100 --> 02:37:30,580 Warlocks. 2248 02:37:31,020 --> 02:37:31,340 Really? 2249 02:37:31,440 --> 02:37:32,100 They were warlocks? 2250 02:37:32,540 --> 02:37:35,140 I thought a warlock was like, uh... 2251 02:37:35,140 --> 02:37:37,140 A fucking... 2252 02:37:37,140 --> 02:37:38,480 Like an ogre. 2253 02:37:38,900 --> 02:37:40,440 Do you know, with the big teeth. 2254 02:37:41,180 --> 02:37:41,780 Like... 2255 02:37:41,780 --> 02:37:42,560 Like... 2256 02:37:42,560 --> 02:37:43,340 Fang teeth. 2257 02:37:43,340 --> 02:37:47,880 That's what I thought they were... 2258 02:37:47,880 --> 02:37:48,700 Warlocks were. 2259 02:37:53,500 --> 02:37:53,900 Morbakes. 2260 02:37:55,580 --> 02:37:56,020 Murloc. 2261 02:37:56,180 --> 02:37:57,060 Rupert Murdox. 2262 02:38:01,400 --> 02:38:02,080 Sea lion. 2263 02:38:10,660 --> 02:38:12,640 I think it's time for fucking bobbles. 2264 02:38:12,640 --> 02:38:17,680 Flying ointment. 2265 02:38:22,180 --> 02:38:23,420 Dargomars. 2266 02:38:29,520 --> 02:38:30,220 Save. 2267 02:38:30,680 --> 02:38:31,500 Fucking naggard. 2268 02:38:31,500 --> 02:38:31,500 I think it's time for fucking bobbles. 2269 02:38:31,500 --> 02:38:33,500 No. 2270 02:38:33,500 --> 02:38:35,500 No. 2271 02:38:35,500 --> 02:38:37,500 No. 2272 02:38:37,500 --> 02:38:39,500 No. 2273 02:38:39,500 --> 02:38:43,500 No. 2274 02:38:43,500 --> 02:38:45,500 No. 2275 02:38:45,500 --> 02:38:47,500 No. 2276 02:38:47,500 --> 02:38:49,500 No. 2277 02:38:49,500 --> 02:38:51,500 No. 2278 02:38:51,500 --> 02:38:53,500 No. 2279 02:38:53,500 --> 02:38:55,500 No. 2280 02:38:55,500 --> 02:38:57,500 No. 2281 02:38:57,500 --> 02:38:59,500 No. 2282 02:38:59,500 --> 02:39:01,500 No. 2283 02:39:01,500 --> 02:39:31,480 Thank you. 2284 02:39:31,480 --> 02:40:01,460 That's not popping up. 2285 02:40:01,460 --> 02:40:03,200 It's fucked. 2286 02:40:21,200 --> 02:40:25,000 I tried to look flying ointment up there and it's... 2287 02:40:25,000 --> 02:40:26,920 I don't know what it is. 2288 02:40:26,960 --> 02:40:28,200 OBS or something is fucked. 2289 02:40:45,200 --> 02:40:46,160 I'm not smoldering Shamrock. 2290 02:40:46,240 --> 02:40:47,020 Thank you very much. 2291 02:40:48,480 --> 02:40:49,400 Great choice of game. 2292 02:40:49,460 --> 02:40:50,320 Look forward to the rest. 2293 02:40:51,560 --> 02:40:53,120 You're truly the last free man. 2294 02:40:53,820 --> 02:40:54,820 Am I the last free man? 2295 02:40:54,900 --> 02:40:55,200 Is this... 2296 02:40:55,200 --> 02:40:57,280 This guy that I'm controlling now? 2297 02:41:00,860 --> 02:41:01,760 Gordon Freeman. 2298 02:41:02,860 --> 02:41:03,360 Oh no. 2299 02:41:03,360 --> 02:41:23,920 Oh shit. 2300 02:41:23,920 --> 02:41:34,940 Thanks Shamrock. 2301 02:41:35,240 --> 02:41:36,140 That was for you. 2302 02:41:36,320 --> 02:41:37,940 Those deaths are on your head. 2303 02:41:47,020 --> 02:41:47,520 Yes. 2304 02:41:47,520 --> 02:41:47,520 Yes. 2305 02:41:47,520 --> 02:41:48,520 Yes. 2306 02:41:48,520 --> 02:42:18,500 I'm sorry. 2307 02:42:18,500 --> 02:42:28,500 Yeah, Google user, I'll find a way of getting that to you. 2308 02:42:28,500 --> 02:42:29,500 Maybe I'll just play it on the streams. 2309 02:42:29,500 --> 02:42:33,500 Play it on the fucking stream, sure, yeah. 2310 02:42:33,500 --> 02:42:36,500 But, uh... 2311 02:42:36,500 --> 02:42:41,500 I've been saying I'll upload the videos for a while now, and I don't. 2312 02:42:41,500 --> 02:42:49,500 But I think I would rather just make a brand new video. 2313 02:42:49,500 --> 02:42:55,500 But that would require stopping streaming for like a couple of weeks. 2314 02:42:55,500 --> 02:42:59,500 And I'm having too much fun doing the streams, to be honest. 2315 02:42:59,500 --> 02:43:01,500 Like, I'm... 2316 02:43:01,500 --> 02:43:07,500 You get to play a game like this that I've never played before, that I should have played when it was out, but I didn't have a PC. 2317 02:43:07,500 --> 02:43:08,500 And, uh... 2318 02:43:08,500 --> 02:43:17,500 What the fuck is going on here? 2319 02:43:17,500 --> 02:43:24,500 But at the same time, I really want to make a pro... a good video, like, you know? 2320 02:43:24,500 --> 02:43:26,500 It's been, uh... 2321 02:43:26,500 --> 02:43:30,500 Two months since the last... job. 2322 02:43:30,500 --> 02:43:39,500 But making throwaway disposable videos for, like, Connor Williams' streams... 2323 02:43:39,500 --> 02:43:44,500 Are, uh... fun because there's an end point. 2324 02:43:44,500 --> 02:43:47,500 You have to get them done before the end of the day, and then you just play them. 2325 02:43:47,500 --> 02:43:49,500 And they're... they're not amazing. 2326 02:43:49,500 --> 02:43:50,500 But they're... 2327 02:43:50,500 --> 02:43:53,500 It's nice to have something to do every day. 2328 02:43:57,500 --> 02:43:58,500 Fuck. 2329 02:44:06,500 --> 02:44:07,500 World news. 2330 02:44:09,500 --> 02:44:10,500 World news is up. 2331 02:44:11,500 --> 02:44:12,500 Online. 2332 02:44:12,500 --> 02:44:15,500 Even... even the ones I had to take down because of the, uh... 2333 02:44:15,500 --> 02:44:16,500 Fuckin'... 2334 02:44:16,500 --> 02:44:17,500 Whatchamacallit... 2335 02:44:20,500 --> 02:44:21,500 No comment. 2336 02:44:21,500 --> 02:44:23,500 Euronews saying they were gonna sue... sue us. 2337 02:44:25,500 --> 02:44:27,500 Somebody has uploaded all the old world news into one. 2338 02:44:27,500 --> 02:44:29,500 And then you've all the, uh... 2339 02:44:34,500 --> 02:44:36,500 You've all the Vipers views as well, you know? 2340 02:44:36,500 --> 02:44:43,500 *starts to play* 2341 02:44:49,900 --> 02:44:53,580 Thanks for watching anyway. I appreciate it. 2342 02:44:53,580 --> 02:44:58,900 I'm taking an interest. It's nice. Haha, that's nice man. 2343 02:44:58,900 --> 02:45:05,900 What the fuck am I doing down here? It's a waste of time. 2344 02:45:05,900 --> 02:45:12,900 *starts to play* 2345 02:45:19,900 --> 02:45:22,900 That's the way I came down, was it? 2346 02:45:22,900 --> 02:45:28,900 *starts to play* 2347 02:45:28,900 --> 02:45:33,900 *starts to play* 2348 02:45:33,900 --> 02:45:37,900 Maybe down there. Maybe down there. 2349 02:45:37,900 --> 02:45:40,900 Didn't finish LA Noire, DG. 2350 02:45:40,900 --> 02:45:43,900 *starts to play* 2351 02:45:43,900 --> 02:45:45,900 Or Fontaine didn't. 2352 02:45:45,900 --> 02:45:52,900 And Fontaine is near the end I believe, so I mean there'll have to be another detective game. 2353 02:45:52,900 --> 02:45:54,900 *starts to play* 2354 02:45:54,900 --> 02:45:55,900 *starts to play* 2355 02:45:55,900 --> 02:45:56,900 For the Fontaine. 2356 02:45:56,900 --> 02:45:58,900 *starts to play* 2357 02:45:58,900 --> 02:46:00,900 Fontaine... Fontainex. 2358 02:46:00,900 --> 02:46:02,900 *starts to play* 2359 02:46:02,900 --> 02:46:22,900 No, I didn't play Half-Life 1. 2360 02:46:22,900 --> 02:46:24,900 Fuck. 2361 02:46:24,900 --> 02:46:46,900 Oh, you just dropped down. 2362 02:46:46,900 --> 02:46:50,900 Why didn't I do that? 2363 02:46:50,900 --> 02:46:54,900 No, we're fucking cooking. 2364 02:46:54,900 --> 02:46:56,900 We're fucking cooking with gas now. 2365 02:46:56,900 --> 02:46:58,900 Rayo Huzuki, thank you very much. 2366 02:47:18,900 --> 02:47:20,900 Sean Kevlin, thank you very much Sean Kevlin. 2367 02:47:20,900 --> 02:47:22,900 Very, very kind of you. 2368 02:47:22,900 --> 02:47:24,900 Getting fucking goosed now Sean. 2369 02:47:24,900 --> 02:47:26,900 Thanks very much for that. 2370 02:47:26,900 --> 02:47:28,900 Acid. 2371 02:47:28,900 --> 02:47:32,900 Geiger counter is it? 2372 02:47:32,900 --> 02:47:34,900 Tox- uh... 2373 02:47:34,900 --> 02:47:36,900 Radioactive. 2374 02:47:36,900 --> 02:47:38,900 Radioactive. 2375 02:47:38,900 --> 02:47:42,900 Jesus fucking Chernobyl was class isn't it? 2376 02:47:42,900 --> 02:47:44,900 Watch that again. 2377 02:47:46,900 --> 02:47:50,900 First episode. 2378 02:47:50,900 --> 02:47:52,900 First episode. 2379 02:47:58,900 --> 02:48:00,900 What you do, do you... 2380 02:48:00,900 --> 02:48:02,900 Do you just have to fucking take it do you? 2381 02:48:02,900 --> 02:48:04,900 Do you just run? 2382 02:48:04,900 --> 02:48:06,900 Do you have to go for a break down there? 2383 02:48:06,900 --> 02:48:08,900 Do you have to go for a break down there? 2384 02:48:08,900 --> 02:48:10,900 Go around the water. 2385 02:48:10,900 --> 02:48:12,900 Uh oh. 2386 02:48:12,900 --> 02:48:14,900 Geiger. 2387 02:48:14,900 --> 02:48:14,900 Geiger. 2388 02:48:14,900 --> 02:48:16,900 Geiger. 2389 02:48:16,900 --> 02:48:18,900 Just hide behind me. 2390 02:48:18,900 --> 02:48:20,900 Just hide behind the box here man. 2391 02:48:20,900 --> 02:48:22,900 What's these? 2392 02:48:22,900 --> 02:48:22,900 How are we? 2393 02:48:22,900 --> 02:48:23,900 You're Freeman aren't you? 2394 02:48:23,900 --> 02:48:24,900 I am yeah. 2395 02:48:24,900 --> 02:48:25,900 We got word you were coming. 2396 02:48:25,900 --> 02:48:49,900 Oh Geiger Geiger. Just hide behind the box here man. It's these. Oh yeah. I am yeah. Right. Why what's going on? 2397 02:48:49,900 --> 02:49:14,460 Black Mesa East to station 6. Do you read? Dr. Freeman is on his way downriver. Let him the airboat and give him all the help you can. Repeat. Gordon Freeman has returned. It is critical he reaches Black Mesa East. Black Mesa. We've got some ammo in those crates over there. We do. We might bust them up. Help yourself to supplies and keep moving. Thank you. Thanks very much. Thank you. Oh wow. Yeah. 2398 02:49:14,460 --> 02:49:28,780 No. 2399 02:49:30,360 --> 02:49:31,240 Get out of here. 2400 02:49:31,680 --> 02:49:31,940 Yeah. 2401 02:49:40,940 --> 02:49:41,680 It's coming! 2402 02:49:42,180 --> 02:49:42,980 They're showing us! 2403 02:49:42,980 --> 02:49:43,520 Oh, no. 2404 02:49:43,520 --> 02:49:45,520 Look at that. 2405 02:50:02,040 --> 02:50:03,040 Jeez. 2406 02:50:12,040 --> 02:50:12,740 Fucking hell. 2407 02:50:13,200 --> 02:50:13,440 Huh? 2408 02:50:14,700 --> 02:50:15,420 You want some of this? 2409 02:50:19,340 --> 02:50:20,120 Fuck yes. 2410 02:50:22,920 --> 02:50:24,080 Go back to sleep. 2411 02:50:26,040 --> 02:50:27,880 Fucking gang of cunts, man. 2412 02:50:30,040 --> 02:50:30,880 What the fuck's he? 2413 02:50:30,880 --> 02:50:34,120 Look at this lad. 2414 02:50:36,180 --> 02:50:37,140 The elephant man. 2415 02:50:37,280 --> 02:50:37,920 John Merrick. 2416 02:50:41,560 --> 02:50:42,120 Fuck. 2417 02:50:47,460 --> 02:50:48,320 What a crowbar. 2418 02:50:49,320 --> 02:50:50,160 Work on these cunts. 2419 02:50:58,040 --> 02:50:58,640 Zack Mesa. 2420 02:50:58,640 --> 02:50:58,640 Zack Mesa. 2421 02:51:06,140 --> 02:51:07,840 I think I'm gonna call it out, Judge. 2422 02:51:25,840 --> 02:51:26,740 Scum. 2423 02:51:26,740 --> 02:51:27,340 Scum. 2424 02:51:27,340 --> 02:51:27,340 Scum. 2425 02:51:30,340 --> 02:51:30,840 Scum. 2426 02:51:53,640 --> 02:51:54,200 Poor bastard. 2427 02:52:04,920 --> 02:52:05,440 Oh no. 2428 02:52:05,440 --> 02:52:05,440 Oh no. 2429 02:52:15,140 --> 02:52:15,760 Uh oh. 2430 02:52:19,100 --> 02:52:21,620 How do we not get electrified there? 2431 02:52:21,620 --> 02:52:27,880 There is a car mechanic simulator for PS4. 2432 02:52:28,860 --> 02:52:30,360 There must be one on PC, so. 2433 02:52:30,880 --> 02:52:31,940 Veteran Weedman. 2434 02:52:32,700 --> 02:52:33,520 For Tommy Schlug. 2435 02:52:35,660 --> 02:52:36,140 Oh. 2436 02:52:37,600 --> 02:52:38,740 Lorenzo's oil, man. 2437 02:52:45,700 --> 02:52:47,020 It shelled out of it. 2438 02:52:47,020 --> 02:53:06,020 Come on, die. 2439 02:53:09,320 --> 02:53:10,940 These guys are fucking sick. 2440 02:53:11,860 --> 02:53:12,800 They're like little chickens. 2441 02:53:13,420 --> 02:53:15,040 Like a good full-sized chicken. 2442 02:53:15,040 --> 02:53:17,340 The biggest one you can get in Tesco. 2443 02:53:18,260 --> 02:53:22,640 That would feed a family of four. 2444 02:53:25,260 --> 02:53:29,440 And then still be some left over for a few sandwiches later on as well. 2445 02:53:29,940 --> 02:53:31,540 Look at this guy, John Merrick. 2446 02:53:32,920 --> 02:53:34,180 He likes potatoes. 2447 02:53:34,620 --> 02:53:35,140 God bless him. 2448 02:53:35,140 --> 02:54:01,980 hmm hmm sick they're just sick bastards 2449 02:54:01,980 --> 02:54:25,780 I like games where you're killing just fucking weird mutants and shit because you feel really righteous and there's no regret 2450 02:54:25,780 --> 02:54:31,500 but the human ones now sometimes you do feel a bit bad I know they're virtual 2451 02:54:31,500 --> 02:54:46,500 the worst was virtual dogs when you kill dogs even the the mutant ones in in Resident Evil and they made that sound like you know like a fucking dog and squealing 2452 02:54:46,500 --> 02:54:53,260 goodnight and god bless rest in pieces 2453 02:54:53,260 --> 02:55:00,260 we'll never come round my place again doing that shit 2454 02:55:00,260 --> 02:55:15,260 oh fuck 2455 02:55:15,260 --> 02:55:27,260 oops 2456 02:55:27,260 --> 02:55:54,260 I think I took that lad early give him give him a blast a mercy kill tell you what would be a good game die hard trilogy three games in one they don't make them like that anymore they don't get many you don't get many of those guys to the pound a third person action Nakatomi tower 2457 02:55:54,260 --> 02:56:11,260 first person shoot him up Dulles airport and a fucking driving situation New York City Manhattan Chinatown Central Park 2458 02:56:11,260 --> 02:56:18,260 oh geez I've heard the torture put him out of his misery 2459 02:56:18,260 --> 02:56:20,260 just put him out of his misery 2460 02:56:20,260 --> 02:56:23,260 just the the the oh for fuck's sake 2461 02:56:23,260 --> 02:56:28,260 these fucking chickens 2462 02:56:28,260 --> 02:56:32,260 salmonella make sure you wash the chicken before you cook it 2463 02:56:32,260 --> 02:56:39,260 I think that's a load of bollocks you know the people saying you gotta wash the chicken 2464 02:56:39,260 --> 02:56:41,260 just fucking throw it in the oven man 2465 02:56:41,260 --> 02:56:46,260 throw throw the fucking thing in the oven 2466 02:56:46,260 --> 02:56:53,260 three in the morning two in the morning tips 2467 02:56:53,260 --> 02:56:57,260 of how to cook it's Sunday tomorrow anyway so you'll be armed with that knowledge 2468 02:56:57,260 --> 02:57:03,260 you hammered your chicken 2469 02:57:03,260 --> 02:57:05,260 wash it in chlorine 2470 02:57:05,260 --> 02:57:10,260 what you gotta do is rub salt on its back 2471 02:57:10,260 --> 02:57:12,260 this country pick 2472 02:57:12,260 --> 02:57:13,260 oh 2473 02:57:13,260 --> 02:57:18,260 it's a sad ending to these guys 2474 02:57:18,260 --> 02:57:20,260 but it was the ending that they needed because 2475 02:57:20,260 --> 02:57:25,260 they were only gonna go and fuck up everyone else's life with their shit 2476 02:57:25,260 --> 02:57:37,260 go home go home and go to bed sleep it off come back in the morning your heads fucking smashed hey 2477 02:57:37,260 --> 02:57:39,260 warning 2478 02:57:39,260 --> 02:57:42,260 hazardous radiation levels detected 2479 02:57:42,260 --> 02:57:43,260 warning 2480 02:57:43,260 --> 02:57:44,260 warning 2481 02:57:44,260 --> 02:57:48,260 callum thank you very much callum 2482 02:57:48,260 --> 02:57:59,260 callum 2483 02:57:59,260 --> 02:58:01,260 callums after you 2484 02:58:01,260 --> 02:58:07,260 half-life 2 how to cook a chicken 101 2485 02:58:07,260 --> 02:58:10,260 gonna do a live chicken stream tomorrow 2486 02:58:10,260 --> 02:58:13,260 we're gonna fucking kill now we won't kill it 2487 02:58:13,260 --> 02:58:15,260 bit of voodoo where is everybody 2488 02:58:15,260 --> 02:58:21,260 here is Elia banks was meant to be doing fucking voodoo in her gaff in New York 2489 02:58:21,260 --> 02:58:23,260 she's a shy talker 2490 02:58:23,260 --> 02:58:29,260 she was doing a gig there in Dublin as well last month or two months ago and she was slagging everyone off 2491 02:58:29,260 --> 02:58:32,260 and that 2492 02:58:32,260 --> 02:58:35,260 she's not right 2493 02:58:35,260 --> 02:58:37,260 she's unhinged 2494 02:58:37,260 --> 02:58:43,260 I'd say she she she definitely washed the chicken before she did the voodoo in the gaff anyway 2495 02:58:43,260 --> 02:58:46,260 she would want to end up with salmonella 2496 02:58:46,260 --> 02:58:49,260 a 2497 02:58:49,260 --> 02:58:52,260 zelia are a fucking what's her name 2498 02:58:52,260 --> 02:58:55,260 Iggy Iggy banks 2499 02:58:55,260 --> 02:59:08,260 why do I keep dying there what's what's the story there is it a cook do I need to wash those fuckers before I kill them or 2500 02:59:08,260 --> 02:59:21,260 don't touch the sides it's electrocuted I'm in the fucking box 2501 02:59:21,260 --> 02:59:23,260 thanks very much 2502 02:59:23,260 --> 02:59:25,260 thanks very much 2503 02:59:25,260 --> 02:59:29,260 you hammered your chicken 2504 02:59:29,260 --> 02:59:31,260 you hammered your chicken 2505 02:59:31,260 --> 02:59:32,260 *BOOM* 2506 02:59:32,260 --> 02:59:33,260 *BOOM* 2507 02:59:33,260 --> 02:59:34,260 *BOOM* 2508 02:59:34,260 --> 02:59:35,260 *BOOM* 2509 02:59:35,260 --> 02:59:36,260 *BOOM* 2510 02:59:36,260 --> 02:59:37,260 did they hide under the ground 2511 02:59:37,260 --> 02:59:38,260 *BOOM* 2512 02:59:38,260 --> 02:59:39,260 *BOOM* 2513 02:59:39,260 --> 02:59:40,260 fucking scum 2514 02:59:40,260 --> 02:59:42,260 you hammered your chicken 2515 02:59:42,260 --> 02:59:43,260 *BOOM* 2516 02:59:43,260 --> 02:59:44,260 *BOOM* 2517 02:59:44,260 --> 02:59:45,260 *BOOM* 2518 02:59:45,260 --> 02:59:46,260 it's like a chicken crab 2519 02:59:46,260 --> 02:59:47,260 *BOOM* 2520 02:59:47,260 --> 02:59:48,260 *BOOM* 2521 02:59:48,260 --> 02:59:49,260 *BOOM* 2522 02:59:49,260 --> 02:59:50,260 *BOOM* 2523 02:59:50,260 --> 02:59:51,260 *BOOM* 2524 02:59:51,260 --> 02:59:52,260 *BOOM* 2525 02:59:52,260 --> 02:59:53,260 *BOOM* 2526 02:59:53,260 --> 02:59:54,260 *BOOM* 2527 02:59:54,260 --> 02:59:55,260 *BOOM* 2528 02:59:55,260 --> 03:00:03,260 thank you very much where is everybody there I missed your I missed your little donation because I was talking shite about the chickens and Azelia banks 2529 03:00:03,260 --> 03:00:24,480 I just want to say thanks very much and you've greatly enhanced your reputation and I hope you're having a lovely weekend. Me? Not so good at the moment. Getting fucking chickened out of it man. Salmonella vibes. G and Carlo Salmonella. Mild 7 Benetton. This poor bastard here. 2530 03:00:31,640 --> 03:00:35,880 Great sound in the game. Great music. Ambience. 2531 03:00:54,840 --> 03:01:00,780 There was no way I could have played this when it came out because we only had the fucking Windows 98 job 2532 03:01:01,940 --> 03:01:03,940 in the gaff 2533 03:01:04,840 --> 03:01:07,820 Packard Bell Pentium Celeron 2534 03:01:10,600 --> 03:01:15,640 Pentium Celeron processor, you know what game what games that could run 2535 03:01:17,440 --> 03:01:21,420 Sweet fuck all man nothing you could only run 2536 03:01:23,460 --> 03:01:29,080 Championship manager which I played to the ends of the earth. I played championship manager until 2537 03:01:29,740 --> 03:01:38,180 The warning came on they said you're playing too much and it said you need to remember to feed the cat or something I 2538 03:01:39,280 --> 03:01:42,440 Remember to eat I remember to wash or something like that 2539 03:01:44,680 --> 03:01:46,680 Age of vampires, yeah 2540 03:01:52,080 --> 03:01:58,540 I never played doom on it. No, but I think it probably could yeah. Well, it wasn't that shit 2541 03:01:59,540 --> 03:02:01,540 But I couldn't play doom 2542 03:02:01,540 --> 03:02:04,460 The ghost of Ian Paisley. Thank you very much 2543 03:02:05,260 --> 03:02:07,780 It wasn't that crap that you couldn't play doom 2544 03:02:08,940 --> 03:02:10,260 provided 2545 03:02:10,260 --> 03:02:13,780 You're on about early doom not about doom 3d or doom 2546 03:02:15,080 --> 03:02:17,080 the doom 2 2547 03:02:19,420 --> 03:02:24,880 Couldn't fucking tell you I got got a bit of fucking ice art DG. Thank you very much and 2548 03:02:25,880 --> 03:02:28,560 The ghost of Ian Paisley. Thank you very much 2549 03:02:35,480 --> 03:02:44,940 I can't touch the fucking azalea banks in here. I voice will get chickened out of it this guy met an untimely demise at the hands of the ravens 2550 03:02:44,940 --> 03:02:58,400 Oh no. 2551 03:03:03,740 --> 03:03:04,620 Bullfrog games. 2552 03:03:04,700 --> 03:03:06,500 I don't know about that one. 2553 03:03:06,580 --> 03:03:07,400 I don't remember that. 2554 03:03:08,860 --> 03:03:09,760 Quick save. 2555 03:03:09,760 --> 03:03:19,080 Scruff. Thanks. 2556 03:03:19,360 --> 03:03:21,720 I forgot about that. 2557 03:03:23,400 --> 03:03:26,320 The whole ability to save the game. 2558 03:03:30,980 --> 03:03:32,320 Day of the Tentacle. 2559 03:03:32,440 --> 03:03:33,080 Kieran McGowan. 2560 03:03:34,300 --> 03:03:36,360 Or Tentacle of the Day. 2561 03:03:36,660 --> 03:03:38,140 Which would be on every Saturday night. 2562 03:03:38,140 --> 03:03:42,540 And it would be a highlights package of the Day's Tentacle action. 2563 03:03:47,200 --> 03:03:47,680 Oh. 2564 03:03:55,120 --> 03:03:57,020 Quick saving is mapped to an F key. 2565 03:03:57,120 --> 03:03:57,380 Is it? 2566 03:03:58,560 --> 03:04:00,040 What team did you use in Championship Manager? 2567 03:04:00,160 --> 03:04:00,680 Leeds United. 2568 03:04:00,960 --> 03:04:01,640 All the time. 2569 03:04:05,080 --> 03:04:07,180 Apart from the times when you'd... 2570 03:04:07,180 --> 03:04:09,160 I'd try and start a game with fucking... 2571 03:04:09,160 --> 03:04:09,480 Uh... 2572 03:04:09,480 --> 03:04:10,100 Barnet. 2573 03:04:10,480 --> 03:04:10,480 Or... 2574 03:04:10,480 --> 03:04:12,800 Acring... 2575 03:04:12,800 --> 03:04:13,400 Not Acring. 2576 03:04:13,540 --> 03:04:13,800 Stanley. 2577 03:04:14,140 --> 03:04:14,360 Uh... 2578 03:04:14,360 --> 03:04:15,000 Kidder Minster. 2579 03:04:15,720 --> 03:04:17,320 Kidder Minster Harriers. 2580 03:04:19,480 --> 03:04:19,960 Or... 2581 03:04:19,960 --> 03:04:20,720 Uh... 2582 03:04:20,720 --> 03:04:21,360 Garforth. 2583 03:04:21,860 --> 03:04:22,920 Garforth Town. 2584 03:04:23,780 --> 03:04:24,380 AFC. 2585 03:04:25,380 --> 03:04:25,980 Semi-F... 2586 03:04:25,980 --> 03:04:27,240 Semi-Professional Football Club. 2587 03:04:27,420 --> 03:04:28,820 Which you could control, I think. 2588 03:04:29,020 --> 03:04:30,720 I believe you could control them. 2589 03:04:31,400 --> 03:04:32,620 I used to use the editor. 2590 03:04:33,020 --> 03:04:34,760 This is how fucking sad I was. 2591 03:04:34,900 --> 03:04:35,940 I used to use the editor. 2592 03:04:38,600 --> 03:04:39,700 In Championship Manager. 2593 03:04:40,500 --> 03:04:41,320 To, uh... 2594 03:04:41,320 --> 03:04:43,100 Put Harry Kewl in the... 2595 03:04:43,100 --> 03:04:43,780 In the team of... 2596 03:04:43,780 --> 03:04:44,780 Of... 2597 03:04:44,780 --> 03:04:46,620 Of... 2598 03:04:46,620 --> 03:04:47,020 Uh... 2599 03:04:47,020 --> 03:04:47,640 Garforth. 2600 03:04:51,080 --> 03:04:52,360 Or Halifax or something. 2601 03:04:53,140 --> 03:04:53,560 And I... 2602 03:04:53,560 --> 03:04:54,240 I used to put... 2603 03:04:54,240 --> 03:04:55,720 I used to make my own... 2604 03:04:55,720 --> 03:04:55,940 Me. 2605 03:04:56,120 --> 03:04:57,660 I used to put me in the game as well. 2606 03:04:57,740 --> 03:04:58,860 And I'd be playing... 2607 03:04:58,860 --> 03:04:59,680 And then... 2608 03:04:59,680 --> 03:05:00,160 I wouldn't... 2609 03:05:00,160 --> 03:05:00,920 I'd be so good. 2610 03:05:00,980 --> 03:05:02,480 The stats would be so fucking good. 2611 03:05:02,540 --> 03:05:04,220 That I'd get signed by AC Milan. 2612 03:05:04,380 --> 03:05:05,640 I wouldn't be able to keep myself. 2613 03:05:06,020 --> 03:05:06,960 How sad is that? 2614 03:05:07,340 --> 03:05:08,620 You make yourself in the game. 2615 03:05:08,680 --> 03:05:10,220 And you still can't even keep yourself. 2616 03:05:10,420 --> 03:05:11,680 From other clubs buying you. 2617 03:05:12,160 --> 03:05:12,640 And then you... 2618 03:05:12,640 --> 03:05:13,500 I just finn... 2619 03:05:13,500 --> 03:05:15,360 I'd get a couple of seasons into it. 2620 03:05:15,380 --> 03:05:16,340 And then I'd lose me. 2621 03:05:16,700 --> 03:05:18,060 And then I'd just fucking end it. 2622 03:05:18,440 --> 03:05:19,740 What a waste of time. 2623 03:05:20,520 --> 03:05:21,880 Took a lot of time as well. 2624 03:05:21,880 --> 03:05:22,920 A lot of grinding. 2625 03:05:29,100 --> 03:05:29,780 TK. 2626 03:05:31,380 --> 03:05:32,820 You are... 2627 03:05:32,820 --> 03:05:33,880 The light... 2628 03:05:34,780 --> 03:05:35,880 That shines... 2629 03:05:35,880 --> 03:05:36,900 Through the tunnel of life. 2630 03:05:37,600 --> 03:05:38,520 The dream weaver. 2631 03:05:39,160 --> 03:05:40,880 TK is the mysterious benefactor. 2632 03:05:42,300 --> 03:05:43,720 The Miss Havisham. 2633 03:05:44,180 --> 03:05:44,720 Of... 2634 03:05:44,720 --> 03:05:46,560 The Viper Higgins streams. 2635 03:05:46,760 --> 03:05:48,120 And I want to say thank you very much. 2636 03:05:48,560 --> 03:05:49,540 Mr. Chillwave. 2637 03:05:49,920 --> 03:05:50,520 You're a great... 2638 03:05:50,520 --> 03:05:51,380 You're a great friend. 2639 03:05:51,860 --> 03:05:52,760 And thank you very much. 2640 03:05:54,680 --> 03:05:55,480 Taylor Keith. 2641 03:05:58,040 --> 03:05:58,480 Yes. 2642 03:05:58,540 --> 03:06:00,220 It was championship manager Taylor Keith. 2643 03:06:01,500 --> 03:06:02,080 Or... 2644 03:06:02,080 --> 03:06:02,920 Max. 2645 03:06:03,580 --> 03:06:04,220 Before... 2646 03:06:04,220 --> 03:06:05,700 Before the days of football manager. 2647 03:06:05,820 --> 03:06:06,820 Before the takeover. 2648 03:06:06,820 --> 03:06:14,120 I wonder why that sucked. 2649 03:06:14,120 --> 03:06:14,580 What? 2650 03:06:17,580 --> 03:06:18,480 I tell you. 2651 03:06:18,840 --> 03:06:20,100 It's time I feel like I'm alone. 2652 03:06:20,860 --> 03:06:22,900 It's better to have real solitude. 2653 03:06:23,080 --> 03:06:23,860 Don't lie yourself. 2654 03:06:41,860 --> 03:06:42,760 Yo TK. 2655 03:06:43,180 --> 03:06:44,560 Thanks very much man. 2656 03:06:45,660 --> 03:06:46,400 Come in at us. 2657 03:06:46,700 --> 03:06:48,080 When I play these games. 2658 03:06:48,120 --> 03:06:49,400 Every time that you can. 2659 03:06:50,100 --> 03:06:51,220 It's very nice of you. 2660 03:06:51,600 --> 03:06:52,440 To leave a tip. 2661 03:06:52,980 --> 03:06:55,460 Make me feeling like I'm hip to the groove. 2662 03:06:56,200 --> 03:06:57,200 Not gonna lose. 2663 03:06:57,420 --> 03:06:58,240 When I've got... 2664 03:06:58,240 --> 03:06:59,500 Your power behind me. 2665 03:07:01,260 --> 03:07:02,740 It's Hobbs coin or bust. 2666 03:07:04,520 --> 03:07:06,880 All this shit's gonna turn to rust eventually. 2667 03:07:07,540 --> 03:07:08,520 And burn and crumble. 2668 03:07:09,020 --> 03:07:11,680 But I'm gonna be awful humble and say thank you very much. 2669 03:07:11,860 --> 03:07:13,720 To yourself and everybody else who's tipped. 2670 03:07:13,960 --> 03:07:14,840 Very nice of you. 2671 03:07:16,920 --> 03:07:17,880 Gonna get ripped. 2672 03:07:18,540 --> 03:07:19,660 Jacked up on juice. 2673 03:07:20,720 --> 03:07:21,960 Come fucking... 2674 03:07:21,960 --> 03:07:23,780 Piling through your gaff like a... 2675 03:07:23,780 --> 03:07:25,980 Crazy moose. 2676 03:07:26,140 --> 03:07:26,900 On the loose. 2677 03:07:27,240 --> 03:07:28,160 About the hoose. 2678 03:07:28,560 --> 03:07:30,180 Eating fucking wine gums and shit. 2679 03:07:30,180 --> 03:07:32,800 You distanced yourself through the whole night. 2680 03:07:33,200 --> 03:07:33,920 Would you like a bit? 2681 03:07:35,800 --> 03:07:36,720 Ah not too bad. 2682 03:07:36,800 --> 03:07:38,440 Yeah I wouldn't mind a few wine gums. 2683 03:07:38,600 --> 03:07:39,420 Alright if you have them. 2684 03:07:39,500 --> 03:07:40,200 Well I don't. 2685 03:07:40,420 --> 03:07:41,100 Don't have them. 2686 03:07:41,260 --> 03:07:42,960 You're gonna have to fucking... 2687 03:07:42,960 --> 03:07:44,120 Swim with the fishes. 2688 03:07:45,280 --> 03:07:46,460 Cause the dishes. 2689 03:07:46,700 --> 03:07:47,840 Which I'm... 2690 03:07:47,840 --> 03:07:48,160 Making. 2691 03:07:49,080 --> 03:07:50,860 Are fucking tasty little... 2692 03:07:50,860 --> 03:07:52,160 Buns which I've been baking. 2693 03:07:52,540 --> 03:07:53,420 All night long. 2694 03:07:56,640 --> 03:07:57,080 Chewy. 2695 03:07:57,540 --> 03:07:58,500 Chewbacca and stuff. 2696 03:07:58,940 --> 03:08:00,220 Star Wars and the boys. 2697 03:08:00,220 --> 03:08:11,980 Thanks very much, TK. 2698 03:08:17,980 --> 03:08:21,420 I didn't fucking quit. 2699 03:08:22,540 --> 03:08:24,060 The game keeps quitting. 2700 03:08:25,400 --> 03:08:26,320 I don't know why. 2701 03:08:27,160 --> 03:08:29,220 Every time I go out to the... 2702 03:08:29,220 --> 03:08:33,740 to the feck... 2703 03:08:33,740 --> 03:08:38,320 other browser. The game just quits. 2704 03:08:39,840 --> 03:08:40,720 What's that about? 2705 03:08:43,400 --> 03:08:44,180 How are you doing? 2706 03:08:45,820 --> 03:08:47,740 Right. How are things? Are you well? 2707 03:08:50,660 --> 03:08:53,060 Yeah, we'll drive hard. 2708 03:08:54,460 --> 03:08:55,280 No problem. 2709 03:08:56,160 --> 03:08:58,100 I'm not the river. It's the old red barn. 2710 03:08:58,240 --> 03:08:59,840 Are your hands okay? They look... 2711 03:08:59,840 --> 03:09:01,000 Climb on in. Fire her up. 2712 03:09:01,060 --> 03:09:03,360 Your hands look a bit bloated there. Are you on the heroin? 2713 03:09:09,640 --> 03:09:11,300 Go ahead and get in the boat, Dr. Freeman. 2714 03:09:11,660 --> 03:09:12,960 Thank you. I will do. 2715 03:09:13,740 --> 03:09:14,680 Get in the airboat, sir. 2716 03:09:14,680 --> 03:09:15,560 Okay. Thank you. 2717 03:09:15,560 --> 03:09:17,660 Climb on in. Fire her up. 2718 03:09:18,360 --> 03:09:19,380 How'd you climb in? 2719 03:09:24,300 --> 03:09:26,500 I'm on full screen, sir. Why? Yeah. 2720 03:09:28,100 --> 03:09:28,900 What's responded? 2721 03:09:32,900 --> 03:09:37,840 A football manager career for the stream, Tipperary. 2722 03:09:38,420 --> 03:09:40,280 With that, it might be boring, would it? 2723 03:09:43,220 --> 03:09:44,500 Might be boring. I'm not sure. 2724 03:09:44,500 --> 03:09:46,300 I'm staying put. You go on. 2725 03:09:50,800 --> 03:09:55,860 I'd like to play championship manager from 1999-2000. 2726 03:09:57,120 --> 03:10:00,660 And take control of leads there and make sure that they don't fuck it up. 2727 03:10:00,960 --> 03:10:01,640 And just dominate. 2728 03:10:02,380 --> 03:10:03,860 Dominate. Dominate. Dominate. 2729 03:10:04,740 --> 03:10:06,020 Fucking Dominic Diamond. 2730 03:10:09,200 --> 03:10:09,640 Webcam. 2731 03:10:09,640 --> 03:10:09,680 Webcam. 2732 03:10:09,680 --> 03:10:30,160 It's time to test drive the new airboat. 2733 03:10:30,960 --> 03:10:32,600 Starting at 59,000. 2734 03:10:32,600 --> 03:10:58,020 Drive the new airboat. 2735 03:10:58,020 --> 03:11:09,380 Is there a gun on it? 2736 03:11:10,040 --> 03:11:10,240 Oh. 2737 03:11:20,720 --> 03:11:22,080 Thanks very much, TK. 2738 03:11:22,660 --> 03:11:24,100 You old snake in a box. 2739 03:11:26,440 --> 03:11:28,200 Maybe you have to get out and do stuff, do you? 2740 03:11:32,080 --> 03:11:33,120 Hidden and dangerous. 2741 03:11:34,860 --> 03:11:36,080 Airboat.ie. 2742 03:11:39,560 --> 03:11:40,000 Airboat. 2743 03:11:42,000 --> 03:11:43,240 Air Broadband. 2744 03:11:43,700 --> 03:11:44,920 Presents Airboat. 2745 03:11:45,580 --> 03:11:46,080 Featuring. 2746 03:11:47,240 --> 03:11:49,040 The music of Liam Neeson. 2747 03:11:50,420 --> 03:11:50,680 Liam. 2748 03:11:51,320 --> 03:11:52,980 The Liam Neeson Experience. 2749 03:11:53,680 --> 03:11:54,860 With their hit single. 2750 03:11:55,560 --> 03:11:56,040 Kosh. 2751 03:11:59,900 --> 03:12:02,180 Late night Kosh Wanderer. 2752 03:12:02,760 --> 03:12:05,000 Late night racist Kosh Wanderer. 2753 03:12:07,400 --> 03:12:09,880 Featuring Steven Seagal on drums. 2754 03:12:10,820 --> 03:12:12,800 Paccox MEP on saxophone. 2755 03:12:13,220 --> 03:12:16,920 And none other than Cheeky Peanut on shoes. 2756 03:12:21,660 --> 03:12:23,760 How are you Swedish? You're still here. 2757 03:12:23,920 --> 03:12:25,440 You're not supposed to be here, man. 2758 03:12:26,440 --> 03:12:27,860 Harf, harf, harf. 2759 03:12:28,020 --> 03:12:30,880 A clone named Gibso. 2760 03:12:31,320 --> 03:12:32,440 I hope you're well, Swedish. 2761 03:12:33,720 --> 03:12:35,340 Thank you very much, clone, as well. 2762 03:12:35,760 --> 03:12:36,280 Clone us. 2763 03:12:37,560 --> 03:12:38,280 The clones. 2764 03:12:44,760 --> 03:12:47,540 A clone named Gibso. 2765 03:12:49,600 --> 03:12:50,680 Water hazard. 2766 03:12:51,220 --> 03:12:52,040 Water hazard. 2767 03:12:52,520 --> 03:12:53,300 Water hazard. 2768 03:12:53,800 --> 03:12:54,400 Water hazard. 2769 03:12:54,400 --> 03:13:14,500 A phone named Nokia. Princess Nokia. Is there something up in that fucking yoke we can get? Or will we just fly it? 2770 03:13:23,020 --> 03:13:51,640 James Bond here now. Live and let die. No I haven't Swedish. I've never played the first one. I was just ruminating there on the fucking shit PC I had as a kid. It wouldn't run any of these games. It's now Revisitron 5000. 2771 03:13:51,640 --> 03:14:09,520 thousand she take the fucking speed bike over here you do when you were young and 2772 03:14:09,520 --> 03:14:18,160 your heart was an open book you used to say live and let live you know you did 2773 03:14:18,160 --> 03:14:29,860 you know you did you know you did you need to go to the red Baron yeah we had to toast we didn't even have 2774 03:14:29,860 --> 03:14:40,540 a toaster Swedish that's that's how fucking poor the PC was I can't I can't get back to the red 2775 03:14:40,540 --> 03:14:42,340 bar now I fucked up 2776 03:14:42,340 --> 03:14:54,040 so 2777 03:14:54,040 --> 03:15:21,040 *sad music* 2778 03:15:21,040 --> 03:15:23,040 There ain't no battery in this 2779 03:15:37,040 --> 03:15:39,040 Ahhhh 2780 03:15:46,040 --> 03:15:48,040 Ahhhh 2781 03:15:48,040 --> 03:15:50,040 Ohhhh 2782 03:15:51,040 --> 03:15:54,040 You need a good bit of strength to be able to pull a fucking barrel down underneath 2783 03:15:55,040 --> 03:15:57,040 I'm not- I'm not Jaws man 2784 03:15:57,040 --> 03:15:59,040 I'm not a great white 2785 03:16:02,040 --> 03:16:03,040 Look at this 2786 03:16:03,040 --> 03:16:04,040 Bouncy bouncy 2787 03:16:15,040 --> 03:16:17,040 Any more of these fucking things is there? 2788 03:16:18,040 --> 03:16:20,040 We don't get many of these to the pound 2789 03:16:24,040 --> 03:16:25,040 Fuck you man 2790 03:16:33,040 --> 03:16:34,040 What'd that do? 2791 03:16:34,040 --> 03:16:38,040 I reckon that'll do 2792 03:16:38,040 --> 03:16:40,040 *tickle* 2793 03:16:48,040 --> 03:16:49,040 *tickle* 2794 03:16:49,040 --> 03:16:50,040 *tickle* 2795 03:16:50,040 --> 03:16:51,040 You should give Alan Wake a go 2796 03:16:51,040 --> 03:16:52,040 It's on Steam 2797 03:16:52,040 --> 03:16:54,040 It's supposed to be a great game 2798 03:16:59,040 --> 03:17:00,040 Okay 2799 03:17:00,040 --> 03:17:01,040 But not- 2800 03:17:01,040 --> 03:17:02,040 Not now 2801 03:17:02,040 --> 03:17:02,040 Maybe- 2802 03:17:02,040 --> 03:17:03,040 Maybe not tomorrow 2803 03:17:03,040 --> 03:17:04,040 Maybe Monday 2804 03:17:05,040 --> 03:17:06,040 But then again 2805 03:17:06,040 --> 03:17:07,040 I'm into this now 2806 03:17:08,040 --> 03:17:10,040 The games are an awful mood you know 2807 03:17:10,040 --> 03:17:12,040 Feel like every game you play is a mood and you get into it and you wanna- 2808 03:17:12,040 --> 03:17:13,040 Fucking hell 2809 03:17:13,040 --> 03:17:23,040 You wanna immerse yourself in each mood and enjoy it 2810 03:17:23,040 --> 03:17:23,640 Enjoy it. 2811 03:17:27,060 --> 03:17:28,340 What the fuck is that, man? 2812 03:17:30,900 --> 03:17:31,920 Independence Day. 2813 03:17:34,720 --> 03:17:38,140 Thanks very much, Schlug United, and a clone named Gipsaw. 2814 03:17:41,980 --> 03:17:43,880 I have no games in mind, Tip. 2815 03:17:44,700 --> 03:17:47,060 I only thought of doing this one there today. 2816 03:17:51,160 --> 03:17:58,900 And after Resident Evil, I needed something that was, like, a bit more 3D and immersive. 2817 03:17:59,540 --> 03:18:01,300 Oh, I love that. I love that. 2818 03:18:01,700 --> 03:18:08,740 That's a nice little touch to the game where you run over people in the airboat, and they die instantaneously. 2819 03:18:15,280 --> 03:18:18,000 I'm really, I can't wait for Cyberpunk. 2820 03:18:19,280 --> 03:18:24,960 Do you think Cyberpunk is going to be better on a console or on a PC? 2821 03:18:33,020 --> 03:18:33,820 Oh, fuck me. 2822 03:18:33,820 --> 03:18:34,120 Oh. 2823 03:18:43,240 --> 03:18:44,780 I was meant to be finished at 2. 2824 03:18:46,540 --> 03:18:47,820 Everything is better on PC. 2825 03:18:48,100 --> 03:18:50,400 Well, it is if you've got a good... 2826 03:18:50,400 --> 03:18:51,520 Setup. 2827 03:19:01,920 --> 03:19:02,400 Fuck. 2828 03:19:02,400 --> 03:19:02,520 Fuck. 2829 03:19:02,520 --> 03:19:02,620 Fuck. 2830 03:19:10,840 --> 03:19:12,980 When's the PS5 out? 2831 03:19:13,980 --> 03:19:14,600 Will you get it? 2832 03:19:15,600 --> 03:19:18,400 Will it cost 500 euro, will it? 2833 03:19:19,960 --> 03:19:20,860 No thank you. 2834 03:19:20,860 --> 03:19:20,860 No thank you. 2835 03:19:21,580 --> 03:19:22,580 Malictus. 2836 03:19:25,580 --> 03:19:26,700 Individually. 2837 03:19:27,520 --> 03:19:30,360 You are convicted of multi-added civil violations. 2838 03:19:31,460 --> 03:19:33,020 Implicit to the future. 2839 03:19:33,460 --> 03:19:33,940 Revolving. 2840 03:19:34,860 --> 03:19:35,420 Stabbing. 2841 03:19:36,100 --> 03:19:36,740 Malictus. 2842 03:19:38,640 --> 03:19:40,400 800 quid. 2843 03:19:40,520 --> 03:19:41,060 Fuck that. 2844 03:20:05,060 --> 03:20:05,560 Look at this. 2845 03:20:05,560 --> 03:20:07,820 Drive the new airboat. 2846 03:20:10,420 --> 03:20:12,780 Crush all opposition in the new airboat. 2847 03:20:15,980 --> 03:20:18,980 There'll be like a, a souped up version for a grand, will there? 2848 03:20:27,540 --> 03:20:28,440 Which no one will buy. 2849 03:20:31,760 --> 03:20:32,440 There'll be kids. 2850 03:20:32,560 --> 03:20:32,900 Do you know what? 2851 03:20:32,900 --> 03:20:36,380 There'll be fucking kids who have the souped up version going into school. 2852 03:20:37,920 --> 03:20:40,160 Insane money being spent on kids. 2853 03:20:49,700 --> 03:20:51,280 It's almost air o'clock. 2854 03:20:56,280 --> 03:20:57,780 Milosh, thank you very much. 2855 03:20:59,400 --> 03:21:00,620 I'm, uh... 2856 03:21:00,620 --> 03:21:02,120 Boo... 2857 03:21:02,120 --> 03:21:02,780 Bootcamp. 2858 03:21:03,420 --> 03:21:04,540 Bootcamp on a Mac. 2859 03:21:13,180 --> 03:21:14,960 Drive the new airboat. 2860 03:21:14,960 --> 03:21:20,680 I feel like I'm getting closed in now. 2861 03:21:20,820 --> 03:21:21,860 Bruno, thank you very much. 2862 03:21:21,940 --> 03:21:23,680 Shout out to the sleepy cunts in the chat. 2863 03:21:26,960 --> 03:21:27,620 Wake up. 2864 03:21:27,900 --> 03:21:28,840 Wake the fuck up. 2865 03:21:40,840 --> 03:21:41,340 Maconda G. 2866 03:21:41,340 --> 03:21:42,220 Thank you very much. 2867 03:21:44,600 --> 03:21:45,740 Thank you very, very much. 2868 03:21:48,560 --> 03:21:49,200 Very kind. 2869 03:21:53,440 --> 03:21:55,060 Agus, me lasch. 2870 03:21:55,060 --> 03:21:56,580 And Br-unt Bruno. 2871 03:22:00,680 --> 03:22:01,780 Bruno's after ya. 2872 03:22:02,740 --> 03:22:03,940 Bruno Brooks, is it? 2873 03:22:07,040 --> 03:22:09,080 Maybe we get out of this fucking thing and kill this. 2874 03:22:09,080 --> 03:22:23,480 It's ten in the morning in Australia. 2875 03:22:27,180 --> 03:22:29,400 Thanks for tuning in from Australia, Jeremy P. 2876 03:22:30,860 --> 03:22:31,600 Are you just... 2877 03:22:31,600 --> 03:22:33,540 You're just saying it's ten in the morning in Australia. 2878 03:22:33,900 --> 03:22:35,920 You're not actually saying that you were there. 2879 03:22:37,360 --> 03:22:39,680 You're just coming up with some cool facts. 2880 03:22:51,760 --> 03:22:52,800 Where the fuck am I? 2881 03:22:52,800 --> 03:22:54,800 *Sigh* 2882 03:23:08,180 --> 03:23:11,000 Which is perfect David Brazil for Fontaine? 2883 03:23:14,420 --> 03:23:16,420 Bullet to the skull 2884 03:23:16,980 --> 03:23:18,980 It's a bullet to the skull 2885 03:23:18,980 --> 03:23:20,980 *Sigh* 2886 03:23:20,980 --> 03:23:22,980 *Sigh* 2887 03:23:22,980 --> 03:23:24,980 *Sigh* 2888 03:23:24,980 --> 03:23:26,980 *Sigh* 2889 03:23:26,980 --> 03:23:28,980 *Sigh* 2890 03:23:28,980 --> 03:23:30,980 The Godfather on Playstation 2891 03:23:30,980 --> 03:23:32,980 *Sigh* 2892 03:23:32,980 --> 03:23:34,980 *Sigh* 2893 03:23:34,980 --> 03:23:36,980 *Sigh* 2894 03:23:36,980 --> 03:23:38,980 On PS2 was it? 2895 03:23:38,980 --> 03:23:40,980 I think it was PS2 2896 03:23:40,980 --> 03:23:42,980 It's probably on- you can probably get it on the PC 2897 03:23:42,980 --> 03:23:44,980 *Sigh* 2898 03:23:44,980 --> 03:23:46,980 *Sigh* 2899 03:23:46,980 --> 03:23:49,320 Did I not see the ladder? Where was the fucking ladder? 2900 03:23:57,720 --> 03:23:58,360 Oh, yeah. 2901 03:24:01,780 --> 03:24:02,960 I'm not pissed, Sammy. 2902 03:24:13,100 --> 03:24:13,860 Dylan! 2903 03:24:13,860 --> 03:24:20,740 You son of a bitch. 2904 03:24:21,440 --> 03:24:22,160 What's the matter? 2905 03:24:22,660 --> 03:24:24,420 CA got you pushing too many pencils. 2906 03:24:25,380 --> 03:24:26,060 Thanks very much. 2907 03:24:36,640 --> 03:24:38,920 I hope you got that reference, Dylan, 2908 03:24:39,040 --> 03:24:41,940 that you weren't dismayed that I said you. 2909 03:24:42,000 --> 03:24:43,260 And you're not really a son of a bitch. 2910 03:24:43,260 --> 03:24:44,060 I don't... 2911 03:24:44,060 --> 03:24:47,640 We now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our midst. 2912 03:24:47,640 --> 03:24:48,760 We have a disruptor. 2913 03:24:49,140 --> 03:24:51,160 Do you remember the game Disruptor? 2914 03:24:51,800 --> 03:24:52,960 For the fucking PlayStation. 2915 03:24:54,120 --> 03:24:55,520 I'm glad that you got that, Dylan. 2916 03:24:55,740 --> 03:24:56,500 Thank you very much. 2917 03:24:57,160 --> 03:24:57,760 Very kind of you. 2918 03:25:01,000 --> 03:25:02,560 Did anyone play Disruptor? 2919 03:25:04,940 --> 03:25:05,560 Arizona. 2920 03:25:05,560 --> 03:25:06,780 BBNet and Yahoo. 2921 03:25:06,780 --> 03:25:07,820 Thank you very much. 2922 03:25:08,480 --> 03:25:11,780 You're doing a bit of disruptor now in the West Bank anyways. 2923 03:25:12,560 --> 03:25:14,380 You old snake in the sand. 2924 03:25:24,320 --> 03:25:24,940 Yeah, Disruptor. 2925 03:25:24,940 --> 03:25:25,260 Yeah, Disruptor. 2926 03:25:25,260 --> 03:25:25,280 Yeah, Disruptor. 2927 03:25:25,280 --> 03:25:26,800 We might get that for the... 2928 03:25:26,800 --> 03:25:27,920 And play that one of the days. 2929 03:25:28,240 --> 03:25:28,940 Max Darwin. 2930 03:25:29,060 --> 03:25:29,780 Thank you very much. 2931 03:25:31,700 --> 03:25:32,100 Peace. 2932 03:25:33,720 --> 03:25:35,220 Shout out to the games master. 2933 03:25:35,660 --> 03:25:38,420 It's almost five o'clock in the morning, says BB. 2934 03:25:38,700 --> 03:25:41,240 Time to open up a can of San Pell. 2935 03:25:42,200 --> 03:25:43,120 Oh, I wish. 2936 03:25:43,740 --> 03:25:44,840 I don't have any left. 2937 03:25:45,060 --> 03:25:47,440 Well, Connor didn't leave any, should we say. 2938 03:25:52,300 --> 03:25:54,340 Never played Oni, Swedish. 2939 03:25:54,340 --> 03:25:59,560 His figure is synonymous with the darkest urges of instinct, ignorance and decay. 2940 03:26:00,380 --> 03:26:03,440 Some of the worst excesses of the Black Mesa incident... 2941 03:26:03,440 --> 03:26:04,740 These are the Cabal now. 2942 03:26:04,860 --> 03:26:05,740 These are the Cabal. 2943 03:26:06,300 --> 03:26:09,420 These are what Gemma O'Doherty is warning us about every day. 2944 03:26:09,420 --> 03:26:11,820 To review him with romantic power. 2945 03:26:12,420 --> 03:26:14,620 Giving him such dangerous poetic labels... 2946 03:26:14,620 --> 03:26:15,860 Thank you very much, Wee Joe. 2947 03:26:15,860 --> 03:26:17,040 As a one free man. 2948 03:26:17,360 --> 03:26:18,900 The opener of the way. 2949 03:26:19,920 --> 03:26:23,700 Let me remind all citizens of the dangers of the man thinking. 2950 03:26:24,820 --> 03:26:28,740 We have scarcely begun to turn to a dark pit of us to see the solution. 2951 03:26:28,740 --> 03:26:31,700 Good luck, man. 2952 03:26:31,700 --> 03:26:55,960 Be wise. 2953 03:26:55,960 --> 03:26:57,880 Be safe. 2954 03:26:57,880 --> 03:27:03,260 I didn't play Oni. 2955 03:27:08,380 --> 03:27:09,680 Is that what his name is? 2956 03:27:09,740 --> 03:27:10,460 Breen, is it? 2957 03:27:10,780 --> 03:27:11,220 Padlock. 2958 03:27:11,580 --> 03:27:12,520 I didn't play Oni. 2959 03:27:12,640 --> 03:27:14,840 I think a friend had it. 2960 03:27:14,940 --> 03:27:15,740 What was the other one? 2961 03:27:16,420 --> 03:27:18,420 The makers of Shadow of the Colossus. 2962 03:27:18,480 --> 03:27:19,080 I played that. 2963 03:27:21,080 --> 03:27:22,440 The one before Shadow. 2964 03:27:22,860 --> 03:27:25,480 Came out in 2000... 2965 03:27:25,480 --> 03:27:27,060 2001 or something. 2966 03:27:27,360 --> 03:27:28,080 PlayStation 2. 2967 03:27:32,760 --> 03:27:33,380 Eco, yeah. 2968 03:27:33,460 --> 03:27:33,840 I played that. 2969 03:27:35,540 --> 03:27:37,040 Didn't finish that either. 2970 03:27:38,320 --> 03:27:39,500 Didn't finish that either. 2971 03:27:39,600 --> 03:27:41,300 Might have to finish that on the old stream. 2972 03:27:45,580 --> 03:27:46,660 Look at these guys. 2973 03:27:47,140 --> 03:27:48,500 It's this fucking fish tank. 2974 03:27:56,580 --> 03:27:57,780 Fucking hell, look at this. 2975 03:28:00,340 --> 03:28:01,440 Experiments gone wrong. 2976 03:28:10,240 --> 03:28:11,260 Do you know what I love? 2977 03:28:11,320 --> 03:28:12,520 This is what I really love. 2978 03:28:12,720 --> 03:28:15,440 I was saying, oh, I'll get off of two, but, oh, fuck. 2979 03:28:18,580 --> 03:28:22,360 I miss playing a game that I've never... 2980 03:28:22,360 --> 03:28:24,620 You know, you've never played a game before. 2981 03:28:25,540 --> 03:28:27,260 And you get into it and then... 2982 03:28:27,260 --> 03:28:27,780 What's this? 2983 03:28:30,220 --> 03:28:31,100 Fuck you, man. 2984 03:28:32,320 --> 03:28:35,040 You get into it and time just flies. 2985 03:28:35,440 --> 03:28:35,840 And you... 2986 03:28:35,840 --> 03:28:38,080 You don't even realise that three hours have gone. 2987 03:28:42,520 --> 03:28:43,340 Fucking love that. 2988 03:28:48,760 --> 03:28:49,440 Oh, shit. 2989 03:28:55,520 --> 03:28:56,180 Oh, shit. 2990 03:28:56,180 --> 03:29:04,500 Yeah, Bioshock needs... 2991 03:29:04,500 --> 03:29:06,040 Haven't completed that. 2992 03:29:06,880 --> 03:29:07,720 Got into it. 2993 03:29:07,800 --> 03:29:10,520 Wasn't there a voice in Bioshock, the first one? 2994 03:29:10,720 --> 03:29:11,700 It's the only one I've played. 2995 03:29:15,220 --> 03:29:16,460 And it was an Irish fella. 2996 03:29:16,560 --> 03:29:17,540 It's like a Dublin lad. 2997 03:29:18,060 --> 03:29:19,040 Telling you where to go. 2998 03:29:20,340 --> 03:29:20,900 Fucking hell. 2999 03:29:20,900 --> 03:29:38,680 Atlas. 3000 03:29:38,780 --> 03:29:39,300 Is that his name? 3001 03:29:39,300 --> 03:29:55,020 They got Shkat Fennard into the next realm. 3002 03:29:55,560 --> 03:29:56,280 Dispatched. 3003 03:29:59,160 --> 03:30:02,120 Dispatch Warrock and Ajax to bring back his body. 3004 03:30:02,120 --> 03:30:18,120 Some of the happiest times of my childhood were the... 3005 03:30:19,560 --> 03:30:21,720 Getting lost in the games and playing them for hours. 3006 03:30:22,300 --> 03:30:23,120 And then... 3007 03:30:23,120 --> 03:30:25,400 Then you start getting fucking guilted. 3008 03:30:25,920 --> 03:30:26,900 The older you get. 3009 03:30:27,560 --> 03:30:29,460 Because you should be doing other things with... 3010 03:30:29,460 --> 03:30:30,960 Other things with your time. 3011 03:30:30,960 --> 03:30:36,380 But fuck it. 3012 03:30:37,580 --> 03:30:37,980 It's... 3013 03:30:37,980 --> 03:30:39,560 It's Saturday night, like, you know? 3014 03:30:40,480 --> 03:30:40,880 There's... 3015 03:30:40,880 --> 03:30:44,620 People will go out and spend cash on pints and get fucked up. 3016 03:30:44,800 --> 03:30:47,360 And I know it's living and experiencing and all that, but I mean... 3017 03:30:47,360 --> 03:30:48,000 It's... 3018 03:30:48,000 --> 03:30:49,360 It's just as much fun... 3019 03:30:50,360 --> 03:30:51,300 Playing this. 3020 03:30:55,040 --> 03:30:56,600 You have to have a balance, you know? 3021 03:30:56,600 --> 03:31:19,380 Great to get into this thing and just... 3022 03:31:19,380 --> 03:31:21,420 Creel. Creel. Creel. 3023 03:31:21,420 --> 03:31:37,420 Yeah, every second week, Colonel. I think if we, er, we can grenade these guys. Grenada. 3024 03:31:37,420 --> 03:31:50,420 Fuck. Am I cooking this yoke now, am I? What do I throw? What do I throw? What do I throw? 3025 03:31:50,420 --> 03:32:17,420 Civil defense. Yeah, you'd have the Jill and Barry laughs. The Jill and Barry dialogue times. It's fucking... Oh. It's Jill Valentine's 35th this week. Down in fucking The Hagen. The Hagen Bar and Lounge. 3026 03:32:19,420 --> 03:32:38,420 Quick save. You're all invited. Wish I could code something like Goat Simulator, but it's Crab. It's Crab Simulator. It's a crab and a kitten. Best friends and crazy physics. 3027 03:32:38,420 --> 03:32:55,420 Feel the cream. Ava, thank you very much. Came in from the pub there. And delighted to see you playing away. You're some man. You're some man for one man is Francis. 3028 03:32:55,420 --> 03:33:19,420 Thank you very much. Feel the cream. Yurti, how are you? Thank you. There is no man. You just got Bertie Ahern'd. This is for the boom. This is for the bust. 3029 03:33:19,420 --> 03:33:39,420 Feel the cream. Killian Williams after you. Gotta read Killian Williams comment. Eight Skinners and Francis is God tiered. Same. Great stuff. Half life three imminent. Yeah, we'll get through this one yet. 3030 03:33:39,420 --> 03:33:57,420 But I gotta say Killian. I look forward to your, uh... Whatever you write for-for Connor. I think it's, uh... It's exquisite. Scott Fenner. Scott Fenner's after you. We're gonna Fenner- 3031 03:33:57,420 --> 03:34:08,100 defenestration with these guys scotch style that's nice a lot of power in that 3032 03:34:08,100 --> 03:34:36,000 now you don't get many of those to the pound fucking help it up here move along move along 3033 03:34:36,000 --> 03:35:01,680 what 3034 03:35:01,680 --> 03:35:10,580 it's almost 3 a.m. 3035 03:35:27,360 --> 03:35:35,560 would you ever we Joe thank you much whichever get GTA 5 online crew maybe yeah I haven't 3036 03:35:35,560 --> 03:35:43,760 played the role playing is that any good 3037 03:35:43,760 --> 03:35:53,960 I prefer GTA 4 Swedish because I always liked Liberty City the most out of all their little 3038 03:35:53,960 --> 03:36:04,160 cities but I think they're making Vice City in the next one so that could actually be better 3039 03:36:04,160 --> 03:36:14,360 what's that 3040 03:36:14,360 --> 03:36:27,560 what's that 3041 03:36:27,560 --> 03:36:37,760 what the fuck am I doing do I bring these boxes of Cobra Toxin out? 3042 03:36:37,760 --> 03:36:49,960 oh yeah I don't know I'm gonna be able to do I bring these boxes of Cobra Toxin out? 3043 03:36:49,960 --> 03:36:50,960 Overtoxin out. 3044 03:37:03,080 --> 03:37:04,080 Barrels. 3045 03:37:05,680 --> 03:37:06,680 Aw yeah. 3046 03:37:14,480 --> 03:37:15,480 Nice. 3047 03:37:19,080 --> 03:37:20,080 Uh oh. 3048 03:37:21,320 --> 03:37:24,360 That's uh, that's alerted some of the bad boys I'd say. 3049 03:37:26,160 --> 03:37:27,560 Mr. Sheen and the gang. 3050 03:37:35,640 --> 03:37:36,200 Fuck. 3051 03:37:42,440 --> 03:37:46,040 A clone named Gibso. 3052 03:37:47,080 --> 03:37:47,640 Uh oh. 3053 03:37:48,040 --> 03:37:55,320 They're there. Thank you very much clone named Gibso. Shout out to Sarah Snake and Max Darwin. Decent old skins. 3054 03:38:03,320 --> 03:38:04,680 Oh, gristless to the mill. 3055 03:38:05,720 --> 03:38:06,760 Crystal to the mill. 3056 03:38:08,200 --> 03:38:08,600 Fuck. 3057 03:38:10,600 --> 03:38:11,720 Cheeky chops. 3058 03:38:24,600 --> 03:38:25,800 Thanks very much. 3059 03:38:25,800 --> 03:38:26,840 Thanks very much. A clone named Gibso. 3060 03:38:30,200 --> 03:38:31,880 Are there any barrels there I can shoot? 3061 03:38:35,880 --> 03:38:37,080 The great ghost god himself. 3062 03:38:37,080 --> 03:38:39,080 The great ghost god himself. Jordan B. Peterson. 3063 03:38:39,880 --> 03:38:45,560 Holds the Guinness World Record for the fastest completion time of uh, half-life. 3064 03:38:48,920 --> 03:38:49,320 Fuck. 3065 03:38:52,440 --> 03:38:53,240 Uh oh. 3066 03:38:53,240 --> 03:38:53,240 Oh. 3067 03:38:53,240 --> 03:38:53,240 Oh. 3068 03:39:07,880 --> 03:39:08,280 Right. 3069 03:39:08,760 --> 03:39:10,360 Let me just fucking get a hold of this. 3070 03:39:10,360 --> 03:39:12,200 No? Oh yeah. 3071 03:39:22,200 --> 03:39:23,400 Waste time. Should've used it. 3072 03:39:24,040 --> 03:39:24,600 Ah. 3073 03:39:37,160 --> 03:39:37,320 Sorry there. 3074 03:39:37,320 --> 03:39:37,880 Sorry there. 3075 03:39:52,600 --> 03:39:53,400 Good night Sammy. 3076 03:39:53,400 --> 03:39:54,600 Good night Sammy. See you later Sammy. 3077 03:39:55,240 --> 03:39:56,360 Thanks for watching Sammy. 3078 03:40:00,440 --> 03:40:01,400 Good man Sam. 3079 03:40:01,880 --> 03:40:02,440 Thanks. 3080 03:40:18,200 --> 03:40:20,920 Run away cars never coming back. 3081 03:40:24,840 --> 03:40:25,240 Cunts. 3082 03:40:25,240 --> 03:40:26,200 I'm sorry. 3083 03:40:26,200 --> 03:40:27,160 I'm sorry. 3084 03:40:55,400 --> 03:40:55,800 Fuck. 3085 03:40:55,800 --> 03:41:25,420 I'm not doing an all-nighter cage. 3086 03:41:25,420 --> 03:41:45,940 In fact, I don't know, I think I'll... What time's it now? I'll do this next bit, whatever that means, whatever this next bit is. Fucking do it, do it strong. Ivan Yates, cooking grenades. 3087 03:41:45,940 --> 03:42:07,900 Go to bed, please, I'm wrecked. Fucking Darganmars. 3088 03:42:07,900 --> 03:42:25,900 Fuck. Guten Tag. Ja, spritzen poor. Funky. 3089 03:42:25,900 --> 03:42:45,900 Phil G. Phil G., thank you very much. France Throne Yera, tis the nicest bridge ever made on YouTube. Serious culture accent there. Mon. 3090 03:42:49,900 --> 03:42:57,900 The thing, thank you very much, Phil G., I tried to put on a video there, Phil, and all I got is this. I'll show you this. Look at that. 3091 03:42:58,900 --> 03:43:07,900 For some reason, it won't show Firefox window. That's not me copping out. That's the fucking stream machine not working. 3092 03:43:07,900 --> 03:43:14,900 I'm not wanting to stop the stream machine, the OBS. But I'll put it on the next stream when I do. 3093 03:43:17,900 --> 03:43:19,900 Look at this runaway train. 3094 03:43:20,900 --> 03:43:32,900 Runaway Cart, never coming back. Runaway Cart, watch your fucking back. Runaway train. 3095 03:43:32,900 --> 03:43:49,900 Watch your favorite snack. Kill the cunts. That's the best name yet. Beat the cunts. Watch your favorite snack. I'm a fan of the old bacon bites. Now, I saw a video the last day of an old cunt fly tipping in Galway. 3096 03:43:49,900 --> 03:43:54,900 Beautiful narrative by a concerned local citizen. Here's the link. 3097 03:43:54,900 --> 03:44:07,900 Oh, cool. Listen, Phil G., even if we can't see the video, we might play it anyway. 3098 03:44:08,900 --> 03:44:12,900 I don't want to get fucking done over here. Save the game. 3099 03:44:17,900 --> 03:44:19,900 My god, don't put it on the dog. 3100 03:44:31,900 --> 03:44:36,900 I don't want to fuck them down in a bog hole, you cunt. 3101 03:44:36,900 --> 03:44:42,900 Where the fuck do you think? Where do you normally put your rubbish, you bollocks? 3102 03:44:43,900 --> 03:44:48,900 Huh? Where do you live? Where do you live? In there, Baligair. 3103 03:44:48,900 --> 03:44:52,900 And you come all the way out here to fuck your shit out of my place. Sorry, sorry. 3104 03:44:52,900 --> 03:44:53,900 Ah, sorry me hole. 3105 03:44:53,900 --> 03:44:54,900 There's no pay for nothing. 3106 03:44:55,900 --> 03:44:57,900 Ah, you bollocks. In all fairness, how old are you? 3107 03:44:58,900 --> 03:45:01,900 Huh? If you were fucking a teenager, you'd understand it. 3108 03:45:02,900 --> 03:45:03,900 Huh? Sorry. 3109 03:45:04,900 --> 03:45:05,900 Ah, sorry me hole. 3110 03:45:05,900 --> 03:45:06,900 Sorry. 3111 03:45:06,900 --> 03:45:08,900 You're fucking one-five-two dumping your shite. 3112 03:45:09,900 --> 03:45:11,900 I'll have this into the guards, you cunt. 3113 03:45:11,900 --> 03:45:13,900 You'll fucking smear it in. 3114 03:45:14,900 --> 03:45:15,900 Come on, fuck off out here now. 3115 03:45:19,900 --> 03:45:20,900 He got... 3116 03:45:21,900 --> 03:45:22,900 He got fucking caught. 3117 03:45:23,900 --> 03:45:26,900 On a smaller version than test the water in a sort of a... 3118 03:45:27,900 --> 03:45:28,900 Just off the beaten track in centre. 3119 03:45:29,900 --> 03:45:31,900 I've been catching the cunt there and he's dumping all the rubbish. 3120 03:45:32,900 --> 03:45:33,900 I just live up here. 3121 03:45:34,900 --> 03:45:36,900 What did you do? 3122 03:45:36,900 --> 03:45:37,900 Dumping fucking... 3123 03:45:37,900 --> 03:45:40,900 I wish you could see that now. 3124 03:45:40,900 --> 03:45:42,900 You're at it. Nice bridge. 3125 03:45:42,900 --> 03:45:43,900 You're at it. Nice bridge. 3126 03:45:43,900 --> 03:45:56,900 yeah right, it's a nice bridge. 3127 03:45:56,900 --> 03:46:23,900 *cough* 3128 03:46:23,900 --> 03:46:25,900 *cough* 3129 03:46:25,900 --> 03:46:26,900 *cough* 3130 03:46:26,900 --> 03:46:34,900 You're a, you're I suppose you could say like, there's one of the nicest bridges ever made. 3131 03:46:36,900 --> 03:46:48,900 Judging by the, the swiftness of the river. The link to the spin. And I suppose, as a distant third delight by night, 3132 03:46:48,900 --> 03:46:50,900 *cough* 3133 03:46:50,900 --> 03:46:52,900 *cough* 3134 03:46:52,900 --> 03:46:54,900 *cough* 3135 03:46:54,900 --> 03:46:55,900 *cough* 3136 03:46:55,900 --> 03:46:57,900 *cough* 3137 03:46:57,900 --> 03:46:59,900 *cough* 3138 03:46:59,900 --> 03:47:01,900 *cough* 3139 03:47:01,900 --> 03:47:03,900 *cough* 3140 03:47:03,900 --> 03:47:05,900 *cough* 3141 03:47:05,900 --> 03:47:07,900 *cough* 3142 03:47:07,900 --> 03:47:07,900 *cough* 3143 03:47:07,900 --> 03:47:07,900 *cough* 3144 03:47:07,900 --> 03:47:08,900 *cough* 3145 03:47:08,900 --> 03:47:18,600 When you look east, you can see the green line and a changing color before your eyes turning to blue and red. 3146 03:47:18,600 --> 03:47:25,800 And you're there, Jesus Christ. I wouldn't put it beyond the current opinion if the mind took each other. 3147 03:47:25,800 --> 03:47:33,900 But to beckon, Belingari during the day, I was with a small footbridge across the street. 3148 03:47:33,900 --> 03:47:35,900 Fuck, man. 3149 03:47:35,900 --> 03:47:41,900 You can do stupid job with nothing extravagant as this. 3150 03:47:41,900 --> 03:47:44,900 Like this is amazing, I'm boss. 3151 03:47:44,900 --> 03:47:48,900 And you're looking for a little bit. 3152 03:47:48,900 --> 03:47:53,900 As a man could be swallowed up and never seen again if he fell in there before. 3153 03:47:53,900 --> 03:47:59,900 It reminds me of a story back in 1966. 3154 03:47:59,900 --> 03:48:02,900 You're the young people from Colm. 3155 03:48:02,900 --> 03:48:04,900 *Birding* 3156 03:48:04,900 --> 03:48:06,900 This is a mod for Half-Life. 3157 03:48:06,900 --> 03:48:08,900 *Birding* 3158 03:48:08,900 --> 03:48:10,900 *Birding* 3159 03:48:10,900 --> 03:48:12,900 *Birding* 3160 03:48:12,900 --> 03:48:14,900 Yeah, sorry the uh... 3161 03:48:14,900 --> 03:48:16,900 *Birding* 3162 03:48:16,900 --> 03:48:18,900 *Birding* 3163 03:48:18,900 --> 03:48:22,900 The-the-just Google or YouTube. 3164 03:48:24,900 --> 03:48:28,900 YouTube. Man-caught-dumping-in-bog. 3165 03:48:28,900 --> 03:48:58,880 I think he got as far as, um, he got as far as about the time. 3166 03:48:58,880 --> 03:49:28,460 He ran off to Nutrisha and, uh, a goose attacked him. And, uh, I think in the end the goose got the better of him and he died and drowned. And, um, that was the end of that. And I suppose I leave with that now. I'm about to head away to bed. Um, I suppose I'm in the middle of China. To be honest, oh, look at that, down out to pink. 3167 03:49:28,460 --> 03:49:46,900 I was on about earlier after appearing. And, um, in actual sense, tis more graceful than any man has ever seen in his whole entire life. Tis amazing. Uh, tis absolutely gorgeous. Oh, geez, the green. And, um, some sort of weird snowdrop effect. 3168 03:49:47,460 --> 03:50:05,460 Well, I suppose you couldn't fight the Chinese for trying it all. I mean, tis a beautiful bridge across a massive river in a small manky town. And the blue as well coming now. Tis amazing. Um, we leave it at that. And we, uh, yeah, that's it. I was about to. 3169 03:50:09,460 --> 03:50:36,460 Where the fuck am I going now? Am I in the right way? Yeah, back up to the, back out to the airboat. Airboat. I.E. Airbnb. 3170 03:50:36,460 --> 03:50:39,280 Sorry. I'm not Connor. 3171 03:51:06,040 --> 03:51:07,420 What about these boys? 3172 03:51:07,420 --> 03:51:31,580 What the hell? It's all going off. It's all going off. Spider balls. 3173 03:51:35,620 --> 03:51:42,560 Airboat. Airboat. Airbag. Airbag. 3174 03:51:49,780 --> 03:51:51,460 Clone. Thank you very much, clone. 3175 03:52:05,200 --> 03:52:12,260 What the hell? Cinematics. 3176 03:52:12,260 --> 03:52:12,260 Cinematics. 3177 03:52:12,260 --> 03:52:26,740 See you later, Yurtie. 3178 03:52:28,640 --> 03:52:29,620 Free Willy styles. 3179 03:52:29,620 --> 03:52:29,620 Free Willy styles. 3180 03:52:34,780 --> 03:52:41,840 Black Mesa. 3181 03:52:41,840 --> 03:52:48,320 Black Mesa. Is this Black Mesa where I am now? Or is it Balanrobe? 3182 03:52:55,840 --> 03:53:03,120 Scruffy I'll fucking send the shirt out on Monday morning time. I can't believe I forgot that man. Sorry 3183 03:53:07,120 --> 03:53:14,760 Get down to Teshko and offer. Makes some cheap vodka, man. What are you mixing up there, man? 3184 03:53:17,200 --> 03:53:19,200 Sam Pellenbacher is it? 3185 03:53:23,520 --> 03:53:25,520 Kill the cubs. Thank you very much 3186 03:53:27,520 --> 03:53:32,960 Culture videos got your dick hard. Here's a great one a group of lads in the school in whiteford 3187 03:53:37,600 --> 03:53:39,600 Okay, one sec 3188 03:53:51,840 --> 03:53:53,840 Fuck gotta fucking pose 3189 03:54:01,200 --> 03:54:03,200 Fucking wrecked 3190 03:54:06,320 --> 03:54:09,560 Good night god bless sleep tight see you later 3191 03:54:17,840 --> 03:54:19,840 Oh fuck 3192 03:54:19,840 --> 03:54:19,840 I saved it 3193 03:54:19,840 --> 03:54:19,840 Oh fuck 3194 03:54:19,840 --> 03:54:21,840 I saved it 3195 03:54:21,840 --> 03:54:23,840 I saved it 3196 03:54:23,840 --> 03:54:25,840 *Sigh* 3197 03:54:43,840 --> 03:54:47,840 Well, it comes to that time, the time when I'm fucked. 3198 03:54:47,840 --> 03:54:51,840 It's late in the night, it's a sweet jazz surprise. 3199 03:54:51,840 --> 03:54:57,840 Right between, it's the sweet jazz surprise which has hit me right between the middle of the fucking eyes. 3200 03:54:57,840 --> 03:55:01,840 I'm rekt and I have to go to sleep. 3201 03:55:01,840 --> 03:55:05,840 But it's been a fantastic situation, I gotta say to you something. 3202 03:55:05,840 --> 03:55:08,840 It's been an absolutely fantastic night. 3203 03:55:18,840 --> 03:55:24,840 Thanks very much for watching this stream and shticking with us and living the dream. 3204 03:55:24,840 --> 03:55:30,840 And now check out that video, Kill the Cunts and Clone. 3205 03:55:30,840 --> 03:55:36,840 Uh, but not now because I'm fucked. 3206 03:55:36,840 --> 03:55:38,840 I'll see you later on. Thanks very much for watching. 3207 03:55:46,840 --> 03:55:48,840 Like this. 3208 03:55:48,840 --> 03:55:52,840 Imagine if I fell asleep on the stream to this music like this. 3209 03:55:52,840 --> 03:55:58,840 And then you came back on tomorrow when you woke up like 10 in the morning. 3210 03:55:58,840 --> 03:56:00,840 I'm still like this. 3211 03:56:00,840 --> 03:56:30,820 I'm out. 3212 03:56:30,820 --> 03:57:00,800 I'm out. 3213 03:57:00,800 --> 03:57:02,840 Are you serious? 3214 03:57:03,760 --> 03:57:06,720 I was out for the count anyways. 3215 03:57:07,560 --> 03:57:08,100 What's the crack? 3216 03:57:08,220 --> 03:57:10,020 Are we out for round two? 3217 03:57:10,120 --> 03:57:11,640 Anyone going for a fucking pint now? 3218 03:57:13,240 --> 03:57:13,680 Yeah? 3219 03:57:14,040 --> 03:57:14,640 Come on, Les. 3220 03:57:14,880 --> 03:57:16,440 Hey, you got to be in it to win it. 3221 03:57:18,640 --> 03:57:20,000 Good night and God bless. 3222 03:57:20,660 --> 03:57:21,780 Good night and God bless.