1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:22,260 Fast weapon switch. Advanced, oh yeah advanced. Fast weapon switch, yeah. Thank you very much for that now Jimmy Jesus providing the tips for life. 2 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:52,240 I'm just scrolling now with my wheel. What does that do? I want it to be like in Counter-Strike where you just, you roll the fucking wheel and it selects the way you go. 3 00:00:52,240 --> 00:01:02,700 You can use the weapon automatically. Fast switch is for using the number buttons for your weapons. Alright, okay. I did click Apply Slurry, I did. 4 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:13,140 I was, I was, I was getting on alright anyway. One, two, three, okay. Two for that, three for that. 5 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:26,080 Two, two. Okay, three, three. Okay, let's just go. Let's just go. 6 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:38,420 Welcome to the stream. Hey. Feel the dream. 7 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:43,120 Oui, Joe. Arizona. Thanks very much for feeling the dream. 8 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:56,700 How was Tommy after the horrific accident at the end of the stream? Well, was there a horrific accident because I was watching the stream back and it ended before anything happened so... 9 00:01:56,700 --> 00:02:02,900 I suppose you will have to tune into the next edition of Schlug Air and find out what happens. 10 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:08,520 Thanks very much, Oui, Joe. 11 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:08,520 Thanks very much, Oui, Joe. 12 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,080 Bulletin to the chaps. 13 00:02:22,580 --> 00:02:23,920 Just hide down here for a minute. 14 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:25,760 Hide down here now. 15 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:34,320 I'll turn that down because it's, it could be very loud for you. 16 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:37,380 No. 17 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:47,220 Everyone's going on about Ravenholm. 18 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,820 I don't know what Ravenholm is. 19 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,840 These cunts are fucking annoying. 20 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:10,980 Fuck. Fuck. 21 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:15,840 Everyone's raving about Ravenholm. 22 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,240 I won't shut the fuck up about it, Nick. 23 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,340 Oh, yeah. 24 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:29,640 Did you see G-Man? 25 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:30,540 No, I didn't. 26 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:31,400 Who's G-Man? 27 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:32,520 Was he in the Soul Solid crew? 28 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:34,340 Jimmy-Jimmy-Jewis. 29 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:34,760 Thank you. 30 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:36,940 I brushed my teeth and was going to go to sleep. 31 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,120 But I'll get the hashback out now. 32 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,020 Hashback and sides. 33 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,400 Thanks very much. 34 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,420 That's a bit late, but I'm, I, oh, fuck. 35 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:57,620 I wasn't going to sleep until two or three anyway, I'd say. 36 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:01,460 After the nights, after the shit I've been pulling. 37 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,100 The last few nights. 38 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:06,920 Late nights. 39 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,860 There's NP, the National Party. 40 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:13,340 Fucking Justin Boyd Barrett and the boys. 41 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:13,440 Shit. 42 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:17,960 City imp. 43 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:32,160 G-Man is Gordon's eyes. 44 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:36,220 I'm pretty sure G-Man was the name of a rapper from, uh, fucking... 45 00:04:36,220 --> 00:04:39,260 Soul Solid crew are one of those. 46 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:44,500 Oh, fuck. 47 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,700 Get out of my fucking shipping container. 48 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,740 This is the new one now. 49 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,100 This will protect me in the next life. 50 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,380 By doing this. 51 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:13,400 If you ever get caught out, just do this. 52 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:17,760 This is what the lad should have done when he got caught throwing the fucking mattresses into the bog. 53 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,320 While your man was filming him. 54 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:29,860 Alright. 55 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:31,920 Playtime over. 56 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,240 Ugh. 57 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:47,080 Arizona. 58 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:49,200 Henry the Hoover, thank you very much. 59 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,680 I have a Henry the Hoover in the house. 60 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,400 It's not bad at all. 61 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:01,140 Oh, yeah. 62 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:03,460 And we just fucking run like this. 63 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:07,380 Oh, fuck. 64 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:17,980 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 65 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:22,820 Okay, yeah, I'm gonna try and lay off the language now for a minute. 66 00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:25,820 Because, uh... 67 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,820 Because, uh... 68 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:29,820 Ah... 69 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:29,820 I... 70 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:32,020 Fucking cut. 71 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:33,820 Because, uh... 72 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:34,820 It's... 73 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:37,820 It's not great now to be hearing that fucking, uh... 74 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:39,560 F-ing and jeff-ing. 75 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,180 The whole time, you know? 76 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:44,180 Huh? 77 00:06:56,980 --> 00:06:59,880 Tommy better not just start his next stream as if nothing happens. 78 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,760 You'll have to watch the fucking stream, man. 79 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,120 You can't just be, uh... 80 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,100 Talking to me about it. 81 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:06,940 Like, as if I have any control over it. 82 00:07:07,580 --> 00:07:08,380 Maybe you're just... 83 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:09,580 You're just saying that. 84 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:14,500 Fuck. 85 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,000 Man. 86 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:24,320 These... 87 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,700 These cats are gonna come out here. 88 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:28,020 These cats are gonna come out here. 89 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:30,580 Gonna blast them. 90 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:42,340 Fuck. 91 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:55,360 Fuck. 92 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:55,360 Fuck. 93 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:00,820 It's all... It's all about in here. 94 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,200 This is where the National Party have been... 95 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:05,740 Hiding. 96 00:08:09,060 --> 00:08:11,200 What do these little flyboys do? Do they... 97 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,220 Fuck. 98 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:34,380 This is another one. 99 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:41,340 Should I... Look at the curvature on the fingers. 100 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:43,100 Look at that. 101 00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:43,740 It's insane. 102 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,780 Insane curvature on the fingers there. 103 00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:59,800 You tell me. 104 00:08:59,800 --> 00:08:59,860 You tell me. 105 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:01,480 You tell me. 106 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:06,080 Ghostbob. 107 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:06,840 Thank you very much. 108 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,620 There's a mod to change the crowbar into a bag of Dutch gold. 109 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:14,420 Madfinger. 110 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,240 Lower the difficulty. 111 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,480 No, I will not. 112 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,120 This is normal. 113 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:27,680 Maybe... 114 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:30,340 I think we've been nearly completed anyway. 115 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,800 Because we did four hours the last day and I think... 116 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:39,400 I think I've been nearly fucking done. 117 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:41,440 I think we went through Raven's Home. 118 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:43,060 That was Raven's Home back there. 119 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:45,340 That you were all on about. 120 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:46,960 And we've done that piece. 121 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,920 And now all we have to do is container land. 122 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,940 Once we've container land finished, the game is... 123 00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:52,640 Is done. 124 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:57,640 Oh yeah. 125 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:57,640 Oh yeah. 126 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:10,440 Fuck. 127 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,160 The helicopter's good, isn't he? 128 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,160 Okay. 129 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,160 Okay. 130 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,160 Okay. 131 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,160 Okay. 132 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,160 Fuck. 133 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,160 Fuck. 134 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,160 Fuck. 135 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:40,160 *sad music* 136 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:44,160 Trick is to keep moving. Thank you. 137 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:51,160 *sad music* 138 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:56,160 Who's this? 139 00:11:56,160 --> 00:12:05,160 *sad music* 140 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,160 Civil Defense, thank you very much. 141 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:12,160 *sad music* 142 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,160 Jimmy Flanagan, thank you very much. 143 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:18,160 *sad music* 144 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:20,160 Yeah, Jimmy Flanagan is it? 145 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,160 Jimmy Flanagan is it? 146 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,160 Jimmy Flanagan is it? 147 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,160 Where's this silver goon? 148 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,160 Ah. 149 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,160 I'd love to fucking grenade this guy. 150 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,160 After Grenada with ya. 151 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:37,160 *sad music* 152 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:37,160 Oh. 153 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:41,160 *sad music* 154 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,160 See how big he is now against a Magnum. 155 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,160 *sad music* 156 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:49,160 *sad music* 157 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:53,160 *sad music* 158 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,160 *sad music* 159 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,160 *sad music* 160 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,160 Did I get him? 161 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,160 *sad music* 162 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,160 Not too bad. 163 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:27,080 Oh fuck. 164 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:32,280 This is Raven's home now that I'm in this container here. 165 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:37,700 This is Raven's home, the hardest part of the game apparently. 166 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,400 But it's easy, it's fucking piss. 167 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,900 I managed to take out all these guys. 168 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:45,340 I managed to take out all these guys in the crowd. 169 00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:50,440 I managed to get myself a place in the Raven's home. 170 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:54,080 Are there many Ravens out in Raven's home when you get there? 171 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,140 Is the boss a big Raven, is it? 172 00:13:56,140 --> 00:14:01,400 A giant crow. 173 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:12,640 Fuck. 174 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:19,640 Can you not cook the fucking grenades? 175 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,820 Stick them in the oven at 200 for half an hour. 176 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,820 Grenade cooked. 177 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:30,240 I'm living in abject fear for the last two weeks, you can't. 178 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:36,060 I'm sure if you were a teenager you'd fucking know. 179 00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:39,800 How do I get up there man? 180 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,180 That's the way to go is it? 181 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:45,800 Oh fuck. 182 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,820 Gabe, thank you very much. 183 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,300 You'll never catch me out ever again. 184 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,260 You'll never get me. 185 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,900 Trying to get me to see what you want me to see man. 186 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,740 It's not gonna fucking work man. 187 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,480 Thanks very much like for the donation man. 188 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,260 Trying to make a monkey out of me man. 189 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:09,920 Me boy. 190 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,440 Me boy dick. 191 00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:15,660 Thank you very much. 192 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:27,800 I'd say there's a bit of box lifting going on. 193 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,440 A bit of boxing and a bit of barreling. 194 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:34,800 Matchbox youth. 195 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:35,560 Thank you very much. 196 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:38,900 Matchbox 20. 197 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:39,760 Rob Thomas. 198 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,100 He robbed your Thomas. 199 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,380 You hammered your Thomas. 200 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,040 You hammered your Thomas. 201 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,380 You hammered your mother. 202 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,600 Faith Johnston. 203 00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:58,020 Thank you very much Faith Johnston. 204 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,440 Welcome to the stream. 205 00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:03,080 The galaxy. 206 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:10,300 You're all out tonight in full force anyway. 207 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:11,500 Late night cats. 208 00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:11,900 Is it? 209 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:17,980 The Dutch gold kid. 210 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:18,800 Thank you very much. 211 00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:24,180 Whoa. 212 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:24,560 Whoa. 213 00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:24,940 Whoa. 214 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:25,160 Whoa. 215 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:25,260 Whoa. 216 00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:25,380 Whoa. 217 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,580 Chillax the cacks. 218 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,460 Chillax the cacks. 219 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:33,860 Press F6 to save your progress. 220 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:34,720 Nice. 221 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,320 Thank you very much. 222 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,380 Danny for that piece of news. 223 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,460 And the tip. 224 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:48,880 Oh no. 225 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,260 I wonder if we can get him to shoot these guys. 226 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:56,160 We don't. 227 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:57,240 Oh. 228 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:58,520 Peekaboo. 229 00:16:58,920 --> 00:16:59,320 Oh. 230 00:16:59,320 --> 00:16:59,320 Peekaboo. 231 00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:03,800 We don't get many of ye guys to the pound, so we don't. 232 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:04,780 Where are you from? 233 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:06,980 Raven's home, is it? 234 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,300 Who did Raven... 235 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:09,780 Oh, fuck. 236 00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:19,560 Who did Raven's home get in the Super 8s? 237 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:33,960 Oh, no. 238 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,080 Fucking Raven's home, don't worry. 239 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,520 Jesus Christ, where did he come out of? 240 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,760 You don't get many of those guys to the pound. 241 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:55,360 Oh. 242 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,720 Thank you very much there, Raven. 243 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,080 Vulcan Raven home. 244 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,780 And now we've the F save six, thanks to Danny. 245 00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,040 The F six save, sorry. 246 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,160 We'll get these Raven... 247 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,600 We'll get Raven's home to kill those boxes. 248 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,000 Boxes of Cobra Toxin here. 249 00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:23,940 RPG, thank you very much. 250 00:18:27,860 --> 00:18:29,100 Thank you very much. 251 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,840 You old snake in a box. 252 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:40,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 253 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:40,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 254 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:40,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 255 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:40,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 256 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:40,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 257 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:40,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 258 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:40,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 259 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:40,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 260 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 261 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:41,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 262 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:41,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 263 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 264 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 265 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 266 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 267 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 268 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 269 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 270 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,300 Let's see if this is set up, sorry. 271 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,300 Let's see if this is set up. 272 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:57,300 We don't get many ye guys, John Bairds, to the pound. 273 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,300 Welcome to the stream. 274 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:15,300 Hopefully you didn't spill your beer on your computer or your lap or your electronic device. 275 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:17,800 Top tip, try to shoot the baddies before they get you. 276 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,300 Thanks, O. Ockham. 277 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:24,300 Now, what we'll do is we'll arm ourselves and we'll F6 it up. 278 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,300 We'll arm ourselves with a grenade. 279 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,300 Now, these are things which are ballistic. 280 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,300 They explode. 281 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,300 They've got... 282 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:36,300 They explode into fragments, hence frag grenade. 283 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,300 And then we do this. 284 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:42,300 We do this now. 285 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,300 Because I... 286 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:50,300 We don't get many of those to the pound. 287 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:53,300 Fucking gr... 288 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:56,300 Oh, there's a lot of power in that. 289 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,300 Dirty Harry. 290 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,300 There's a lot of power in that. 291 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:03,300 Power confirmed. 292 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,300 Power confirmed. 293 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:07,300 Power confirmed for the Magnum guys. 294 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,300 I know that... 295 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,300 I know that you were... 296 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:13,300 You were waiting on confirmation for that and you got it. 297 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,300 You got it hard. 298 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,300 Not as hard as these guys got it. 299 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,300 Edgar Allan Poe. 300 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:17,300 Thank you very much. 301 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:17,300 Thank you very much. 302 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,300 Thank you very much. 303 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,300 Arid. 304 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,300 Arid artifact. 305 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:21,300 You old snake in a box. 306 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,300 Save that one second. 307 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,300 I know that you're waiting on. 308 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,300 I know that you're waiting on. 309 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,300 I know that you're waiting on. 310 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,300 I know that you're waiting on. 311 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,300 I know that you're waiting on. 312 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,300 I know that you're waiting on. 313 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,300 I know that you're waiting on. 314 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,300 I know that you're waiting on. 315 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,300 I know that you're waiting on. 316 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,300 I know that you're waiting on. 317 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,300 I know that you're waiting on. 318 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,300 I know that you're waiting on. 319 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,300 I know that you're waiting on. 320 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,300 I know that you're waiting on. 321 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,300 I know that you're waiting on. 322 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,300 I know that you're waiting on. 323 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,300 I know that you're waiting on. 324 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,300 I know that you're waiting on. 325 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,300 I know that you're waiting on. 326 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,300 I know that you're waiting on. 327 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,300 Thank you very much, Arid. 328 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:46,300 Arid artifact. 329 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,300 You old snake in a box. 330 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:51,300 Save that one sec now. 331 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,300 And exit. 332 00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,300 And exit. 333 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,300 Thank you very much, The Macron Show. 334 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,300 Thank you very much. 335 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,300 You're doing great work. 336 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:29,960 you're doing great work and then we'll start to win it goes up in the house with the one euro 337 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:39,240 donation bringing shame on the Zulu nation fight diggy dog open heaven now hope you're alright man 338 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:46,960 hope everything's fine with you let me just start out the chroma key here five and we'll do some five digging 339 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:58,720 yes five digging half-life digging half half-life dog in tribe called quest 340 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:06,520 I'm the best five digging I'm about to start wigging we get it 341 00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:14,900 pull out your sack sit back and enjoy the spooky ass load of the viper show 342 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:24,940 it's Tuesday morning don't you know but don't go to sleep it's time to watch me play this game till I 343 00:22:24,940 --> 00:22:30,680 weep till I can't go no far further anymore what I want to say thanks to Edgar Allan Poe the arid 344 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:38,400 artifacts the macron show and ghost bob and Vulcan Raven Hall 345 00:22:38,400 --> 00:23:07,940 Bala Clavipat 2 Arizona I seen you down in Bala Toul. Thank you very much for the 5 euro. Was that you at the festival the last day asking about some stone cold bangers or a cheeky imposter? It was me. It was me. Didn't you see me on TV free? They hired me to do the weather last night. But they sacked me after 2 minutes and said I was shite. They said I didn't have the tits or the ass. And now I was kicked out on the grass. 346 00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:36,160 Thank you very much I said in Spanish. Which is grassy ass. Ironic because I was kicked out on my ass on the grass at the time. And I'm not lying. Every time I rhyme you'd want to have a box of Kleenex because you're going to be crying. Because the rhymes are so hot. They've scorched your face. They've scorched your face. You're going to have to go and run your face under the tap now. The cold tap. Fast. 347 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,400 And have you got any milk? Pour some milk on the burn. Fast. 348 00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:47,480 I'm only messing now. No one's being burnt and everyone's face is okay. 349 00:23:53,000 --> 00:24:01,640 What the fuck man? What kind of... What was that about like? Leaving the... You can charge up there but it's still going to be able to shoot you. 350 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:09,500 Sickening thank you very much Matt's a lioness Matt's a lioness that's a lioness 351 00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:29,660 Brian Mars thank you very much 352 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,360 Yeah, Brian Morrissey and Salinas 353 00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:41,400 Thanks very much Thomas Aquinas. Did you hear about him? He was a saint or something? 354 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:18,200 Oh no. Who the fuck is a nat? Is that liquid snake in that? Liquid snake is after you. Eddie Nob's coin. Thank you very much. Did it come up? 355 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:23,240 I don't think it came up because it says Nob in your fucking thing. 356 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,240 Feel the dream. 357 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:27,240 Navin. Arizona. 358 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:31,080 Arizona. I'd like to thank the town of Navin. 359 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:51,640 Fuck. There's great shooting in that helicopter. 360 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,040 Fucking shinball. 361 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,240 Fucking mesopotamians. 362 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,520 Getting fucking cuntus here. 363 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:21,720 Oh. 364 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,220 Oh. 365 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,040 Is half-life 3 come out. Is it? 366 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:05,920 Fuckin' hell. 367 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,140 So it's never coming out, is it? 368 00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:10,580 Half-Life 3, it's... 369 00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:11,200 That's a... 370 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,140 Is that a meme, like, that it's never coming out? 371 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,120 There is no Half-Life 3, I understand. 372 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:15,440 Okay. 373 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,380 And what about this... 374 00:27:19,380 --> 00:27:21,120 This bit of hair here at the back? 375 00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:23,540 Is that gonna come... 376 00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:25,340 Is that gonna be re-released soon enough? 377 00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:27,600 Do you reckon... 378 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,460 Do you reckon I need a license for this? 379 00:27:29,460 --> 00:27:36,460 Honest... 380 00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:37,460 Honest... 381 00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:57,460 How's it going, lads? 382 00:27:58,100 --> 00:27:59,260 Do you like the fuckin' mullet? 383 00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:14,100 Psygnosis... 384 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:14,460 Are... 385 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:16,300 Are working on the remake of the hair. 386 00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:17,380 It's gonna... 387 00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:20,380 It's gonna come out as an additional bonus extra 388 00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:22,800 with the remake of Destruction Darby. 389 00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:29,680 Destruction Darby 2, back in the habit, 390 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,160 with Whoopi Goldberg. 391 00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:32,180 And... 392 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:33,820 And the rapper Mace. 393 00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:45,100 I'll just let this come kill me, 394 00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:46,180 because I think you need to... 395 00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:47,520 I need to go up that ladder. 396 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,060 Kells. 397 00:28:57,060 --> 00:28:58,160 Thank you very much, Kells. 398 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:08,880 Yeah. 399 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:13,940 Whoa. 400 00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:15,840 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 401 00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:22,340 Alright. 402 00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:24,580 Now we're in... 403 00:29:24,580 --> 00:29:25,420 Now we're in trouble. 404 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,520 Or now he's in trouble, should I say. 405 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,620 Cunt's gonna kill me, though. 406 00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:34,840 He'll kill me before I get to kill him, I'd say. 407 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:39,400 How'd you... 408 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,060 How'd you... 409 00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:41,620 How'd you take control of this? 410 00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:58,780 There's another one. 411 00:29:58,780 --> 00:30:09,840 See you later, alligator. 412 00:30:10,380 --> 00:30:11,740 Look at him, he got scared. 413 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:13,220 Shat his pants. 414 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,660 Flew home to Mammy. 415 00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:16,700 Fly home to Mammy. 416 00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:19,460 Fly away back to Mammy, good lad. 417 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,280 Sure you shit your pants uptown in front of the whole town, man. 418 00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:26,400 Oh. 419 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,360 He's not coming back, is he? 420 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,080 Got a bit scared there. 421 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,280 Thought he was coming back for more. 422 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:44,660 Ow. 423 00:30:54,660 --> 00:31:00,460 Well, that was an eventful few minutes and we got through it. 424 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,160 We made it through. 425 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,000 Brian Morrissey, thank you very much. 426 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,020 Thank you very much. 427 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,680 I'm using this to see how much money is left in the account. 428 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:14,700 Cyberbusking. 429 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:30,960 where's the air boat arizona weapon to surpass derrick swing 430 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,360 thank you do you reckon the air boat is down where i was before 431 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:50,080 jerking the air bolt is down here is it air.com air.ie 432 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,960 thank you very much for that your ma 433 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,400 thank you very much 434 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:15,360 james watson thank you very much thanks danny finally someone in the chat courteous just a little bit of 435 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:19,360 courtesy like you know it's all it it's not i wasn't asking for much 436 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:30,560 brad quote quote this game with air tomorrow say that you were up watching the air boat 437 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,960 and ricky and tell him ricky's after you 438 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:49,680 big can you give a big shout out to dan can i get a shout out to big dan and the megalodon the spice 439 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:56,880 must flow do you want to stay away from that spice stuff you'll end up talking to yourself in a bin 440 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:20,160 oh god 441 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:40,000 whoa see there's tony hawk tony hawk i didn't even have to think i just did it 442 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:48,240 i just did it it's just i'm i know what i'm doing 443 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:12,880 matt ryan thank you very much congratulations you got a street 444 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:34,320 uh-oh whoa airboat.ie this is uh he's not doing too good with these mines is he 445 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:40,640 first time i've ever played this game i bet you this is meant to be a hard bit 446 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:48,640 nothing hard about it boy nothing hard about it it's soft the softest bit of the game i've ever played 447 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:55,920 this this part of the game is for soft shites 448 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:10,560 a bit of help there the viper laying down some new fiber 449 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:22,880 tell you something vne vinnie i'm laying down pure gigabit fiber optic and you're all invited to my pipe 450 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:34,000 you're all invited to take a little bit of your own fiber optic off of me i'll dedicate a few gigabits to you and you can download anything you want all night long 451 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:42,160 i've got pure unlimited broadband for you and you can all leech you can leech off mine 452 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:59,920 see this man fucking tony hawk fucking dark slide jeff rowley doing a fucking dark slide across the canal 453 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:06,080 oh he's throwing his bomb he's shitting out bombs again 454 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:17,200 50 50 50. Ali Ali Bumbala 455 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:29,440 fucking jeff rowley you're talking uh bucky lassik bam margira fucking uncle buck 456 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:35,280 and the dwarf from jackass 457 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:44,800 whoa spider-man sam got fucking creeled by airbows.ie did i save it now where did i save it 458 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:53,120 chad musk rodney mullen rodney mullen rodney mullen inventor oh no i'm still alive i'm still alive oh i got sucked up 459 00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:02,240 and spat out there by the fucking the tongue boys 460 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,960 thank you very much barry i can't read your fucking text at the moment 461 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,760 because uh 462 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,040 i'm being chewed up by a bunch of fucking mad cunts 463 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:18,720 headshot gildee 464 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:25,040 two way till next tuesday don't ever fucking come at me again when i'm on my airboat dot ie 465 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,960 the game is bollocks says someone with a stupid name 466 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:40,160 i got news for you pal i got news for you man 467 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,000 you're fucking wrong 468 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,360 watch this is this bollocks 469 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,760 was was that bollocks 470 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:08,800 probably was could have been better let me show you again we'll take it we can go again we can go again very easily 471 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:21,440 to the guy to the guy to the guy with the silly name who said it's bollocks is this bollocks 472 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:34,800 now how about that your your silence your silence speaks volumes see this pipe here 473 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,040 nothing to me nothing to me nothing to me as i ride right underneath 474 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:41,920 dead 475 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,720 whoa whoa whoa whoa 476 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:58,080 brian morrissey thank you very much as you can see brian it's a real tough time we're having at the moment 477 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:08,160 i'm i'm trying my best to circumnavigate this fucking canal system situation i've also got someone in the chat 478 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,600 telling me it's all bollocks you know i have to deal with that 479 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,880 and he's in he's got inside my mind this lad 480 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:21,360 this lad with the name just came into the chat a minute ago right and he said this game was bollocks and 481 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:28,400 now i'm i'm fucking vexed i don't know what i'm doing i'm actually beginning to question my existence and life 482 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,640 outside of half-life 483 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:36,480 half-life you'd want to fucking get into my life i'm fucked 484 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,040 did he say did he say it's the fucking the bollocks 485 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:53,520 like as in it's it's not shit it's the shit all right okay sorry about that lad 486 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,600 i didn't mean to have a go at you and you've got a great name 487 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:03,520 the name that you have do you know what sets you apart from all the rest your fucking name man 488 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:09,360 it's an absolute class name and i can't even read it sure why would i need to read it why would i need 489 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,720 to read it you're a fucking hero you're a fucking hero 490 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:21,360 oh look at this chimney now chimney's gonna chimney's gonna spill 491 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:37,760 built to spill indie van oh what about up here what about up here didn't think i was gonna do this 492 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:52,160 fuck 493 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,280 maybe i'll quick save will i fucking quicksand in a minute 494 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,080 it's a fucking class game it's a class game 495 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,800 this is action 496 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,960 why is why hasn't there been uh why haven't i had this in my life 497 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:28,320 the 2004 this came out why isn't it being something like this 498 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,920 what the fuck am i doing now do i wait 499 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:42,800 do i wait whoa half pipe chad muska 500 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:44,720 fucking hell man 501 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,160 this is the dream this is the fucking dream 502 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,080 this is the dream baby 503 00:41:55,600 --> 00:42:02,080 see this eddie jordan's creamy nightmare pipe right down it right down it hard and fast 504 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:11,680 hob's coin is coming guys i see didn't mean to do that 505 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:23,360 i think we're safe i think we're safe in here oh my god 506 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:26,400 fucking 507 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,560 yeah that's fine that's fine he's gone 508 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:41,600 bam margera is gonna be doing a live half half pipe in sligo next tuesday week 509 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:47,520 and juke thank you very much juke is gonna be there as well you gotta go there see juke if not bam 510 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:52,640 make sure you go see juke he's a good guy he's one of the best guys i will i don't lie 511 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,520 i don't fucking lie 512 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,880 callum thank you very much 513 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,440 yeah the parish hall five men 514 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:20,720 i think we've got a bit of time to ourselves now we can relax and sit down on this chair and take it easy 515 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,800 oh the boys are back in town now 516 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:27,920 ben loge thank you 517 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,480 switch the elevator on is it 518 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,160 what does that do what does that do 519 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:48,160 milas milas kowran thank you very much 520 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:55,760 did you watch wimbledon i did yeah watch your take on it 521 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:04,720 here docovich cleaned his room jacovic yeah i did he cleaned every cleaned jordan b peterson was in his uh 522 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:10,880 dressing room in a in a kit bag and anaconda g was on the fucking wireless 523 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,760 up in the the box with john mackenroe doing commentary for abc 524 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:23,760 john mackenroe double jobs for abc and bbc so he's getting mad pay he's getting absolute mad he's getting 525 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:31,120 fucking game set and match money man from uh abc francis higgins cream pie thank you very much 526 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:38,160 and i want to tell you something the the combination of john mackenroe and anaconda g providing unlimited 527 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:45,280 commentary on wimbledon was just unsurpassed thanks very much but it was a good game a great game 528 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:51,040 and he uh he came back well enough now i thought federer had its own up 529 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,640 i thought federer had its own up 530 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:14,320 what the fuck am i doing here i play a screen recording of jordan b peterson yelling at me to 531 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:21,520 clean my room every day just to give me motivation to clean up that'd be a good um alarm for your for 532 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:29,440 the morning anonymous thank you anonymous because your name was jeremy paxman's satanic dildo which is not 533 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:34,640 allowed as a name but it's a great name it's a fantastic where did you get that name 534 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:43,760 maybe i can get in here maybe i can get in here and then use the the lift 535 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:48,480 it's fucked 536 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:57,440 anonymous thank you very much anonymous because your name was cum shot compilation and i'm afraid they won't 537 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:07,440 allow the word cum shot in the in the actual thing but best but i i really appreciate the sentiment 538 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:13,200 and thanks very much maybe it's a backhanded compliment 539 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:20,880 maybe it's a backhanded winner down the line a backhanded compliment about how good this is that 540 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:28,240 it's actually better or if not on on the same level as a cum shot compilation um i've always wondered 541 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:35,600 who are the people that that edit those you know what what's their business where 542 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:40,640 where what what what are they doing and what's their game you know 543 00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,760 maybe uh i have to throw something in here 544 00:46:50,480 --> 00:47:06,880 because it's not heavy enough do you know was the was the uh the fact that they've got access to 545 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:14,880 non-stop gigabit hardcore degenerate pornography the whole time not enough for them that they had to 546 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:22,000 download the clips that they were watching and then compile them or compile them for others 547 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:36,240 the mind boggles anonymous thank you very much arizona arizona 548 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:50,480 you know what you know what thanks very much what what's nuts i want to say big thanks to y'all 549 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:58,480 jeremy paxton's satanic dildo and that's not all a guy called jobby jaws came into this hoop gravy 550 00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:07,680 operation with his yeah baby one euro compilation i'm talking jeremy paxman and francis higgins cream pie duke 551 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:16,560 arthritis calum condron in your eye airboat.ie ben log milaj kaurin anaconda g and that's a lovely little 552 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:21,200 rhyme that happened but i said rovery and that's not good either because i fucked up the rhyme 553 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:30,640 i'm gonna have to do time for crimes against hip-hop and sick-ass flows you know me everybody knows 554 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:37,280 when i'm in the the joint it's so hot you need to open a window or something because you're gonna sweat 555 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:43,760 and let a bit of heat in as well because one of the lads has asthma he's asked me to open up the window 556 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,960 can you open up the window there because he's coughing and he's finding it hard to breathe 557 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:57,440 i've got an inhaler for the asthma when it gets bad i just have to ask you if you can go and call my dad 558 00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:02,800 he's gonna come and help me when i get panicked don't worry about everything though everything's gonna be 559 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:10,880 okay everything's gonna be okay i just can't run uh you know in the cold weather because if the cold 560 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:25,600 the cold weather brings it on it's exercised induced asthma okay 561 00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:36,960 okay okay okay hello line four good evening 562 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:48,320 okay okay exercise induced asthma it's nothing to be ashamed of okay unless you're gonna run around and 563 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:53,600 get rained on all day by the haters they're just hating they don't want to see you succeed because 564 00:49:53,600 --> 00:50:00,480 they they hate to see it when you breathe so heavily on them but i'm gonna run laps around you i don't care 565 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:06,080 because i've got an inhaler and i've also got lovely hair and i've needs to be it needs to be cut because 566 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:11,040 at the moment it's growing it's becoming a mullet and it's the butt of many a joke 567 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:20,400 but don't smoke and that's a god honest truth opinion because if you smoke you're gonna 568 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,400 fucking turn your lungs into a minion 569 00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:31,440 you might be grand now in your 20s but trust me to the back end you're gonna feel like your 570 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:35,280 fucking lungs are bentis whatever that means it means they're fucked 571 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:42,000 sure look it's fine most of the time you just need to warm up warm up before you go on the run 572 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:47,600 what are you doing a 5k is it make sure you do about 10 15 minutes 573 00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,080 fucking light jogging before you start running you'll be fine 574 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,000 trust these lungs are mine 575 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:06,400 it's not actually that bad fucking paula ragcliffe has it and she holds the world record for the 576 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:14,400 the fastest marathon for a woman obviously but i mean it's not that fucking bad you can you can live 577 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:29,840 with it a lot of the top athletes have it right we'll get back on this thing now let's see how we go 578 00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:44,600 Someone wrote, your rhymes suck. 579 00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,560 Hercules, thanks very much. 580 00:51:55,060 --> 00:51:56,160 Up the ladder. 581 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,500 Up the ladder. 582 00:51:57,500 --> 00:52:01,000 Up the ladder. 583 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:05,100 Up the ladder. 584 00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:08,360 Maybe I'll throw a tire in there, is it? 585 00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:19,220 Maybe I'll throw this in there. 586 00:52:19,220 --> 00:52:22,500 Did your man really say the game was the bollocks? 587 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:23,500 Arizona. 588 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,180 Anaconda G, thank you very much. 589 00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:26,680 Sorry, I put myself on the screen again. 590 00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:34,700 Oh, fuck. 591 00:52:35,020 --> 00:52:35,380 Crashed. 592 00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:42,560 He did, yeah. 593 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:43,220 Sorry then. 594 00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,040 Then he got offended, did he? 595 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,040 I got offended. 596 00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,160 Because I didn't read the fucking thing right. 597 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:58,220 I think your rhymes need more west coast and less east coast. 598 00:52:58,440 --> 00:52:59,240 Thanks very much, man. 599 00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:00,000 I'll fucking try it. 600 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:00,500 I'll give it a go. 601 00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:03,940 Here again. 602 00:53:07,940 --> 00:53:08,940 Dare both die. 603 00:53:08,940 --> 00:53:12,820 I'm only messing up. 604 00:53:12,820 --> 00:53:15,060 I knew he was coming out here. 605 00:53:15,060 --> 00:53:19,240 Do you know that looked like I was a fucking... 606 00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:20,700 I was fearful. 607 00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:22,540 That's not the way it is. 608 00:53:22,540 --> 00:53:27,320 The way it was, was I understand that you need to be entertained, so I'm pretending to be scared by that. 609 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,320 *Gunshot* 610 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,320 *Gunshot* 611 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,320 *Gunshot* 612 00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,320 *Gunshot* 613 00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,320 *Gunshot* 614 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,320 *Gunshot* 615 00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,320 *Gunshot* 616 00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:48,320 *Gibberish* 617 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,320 *Gibberish* 618 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:16,020 spoon throw on Gary's mod like I'm gonna throw on Gary's mod I've only just got 619 00:54:16,020 --> 00:54:23,140 this fucking game I'm enjoying it why would I throw that on spoon 620 00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:53,120 airbrush spoon you give me Gary's mod 621 00:54:53,120 --> 00:55:06,740 there send me send me Gary's mod as a present is it free is it about this put 622 00:55:06,740 --> 00:55:14,940 this boy in there now this ladder here 623 00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:34,980 see you want me to read the comments so that I progress in the game or do you want to see me 624 00:55:34,980 --> 00:55:40,340 flounder because the last day I was trying to stack boxes to get on top of the side of a fucking thing 625 00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:50,220 and in retrospect viewing it from the point of view of someone's played the game I thought that was very funny someone just doing that 626 00:55:50,220 --> 00:55:56,100 oh look at this got a fucking fridge 627 00:55:56,100 --> 00:56:12,100 yeah flounder see I can't ignore the chat though because you'll be in there someone will be telling me how to do it or spoon will be there going stick on Gary's mod we all know what fucking spoon's like 628 00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:24,480 oh you got a fridge now what 629 00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:33,960 let's raise this for the airboat airboat dot ie 630 00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:42,840 thank you very much trash man 631 00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:54,720 trash man 632 00:56:54,720 --> 00:57:00,400 trash man all right boss what's going nothing much trash man thanks very much for that 633 00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:12,280 and anonymous whose name was anal 69 they don't allow that in the world of uh name tags 634 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:40,280 not allowed how was your game that not too bad thanks very much you're very kind the whole dotty you're the kindest gang of snakes 635 00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:51,960 I've ever met I've never met faith johnson too snake for the ages 636 00:57:51,960 --> 00:58:09,880 oh yeah aren't you yes yes hello Gordon Freeman himself that is I that's me I'm back bye Pat 637 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,560 thank you very much by Pat 638 00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:21,560 just in time doc gotta move out before the combine picks us up we're just getting ready to pull out 639 00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:24,200 I met you in my I seen you in a dream 640 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,560 got to tear down this camp and get out of here 641 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,900 feel the dream 642 00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:32,440 Matt Alina 643 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,120 Matt Alina 644 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:44,120 you are a liar you peddled your lies all across the globe and I want to tell you something 645 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:50,120 Ben Logue thank you very much thanks for the donation 646 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:54,880 Ben Lok, thank you very much. 647 00:58:55,580 --> 00:58:57,060 Thanks for the Dornishu. 648 00:58:57,060 --> 00:59:19,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Half-Life 2 job. Matchbox youth job. Donald Bluth. Taking it back to the Arrested Development Squad. 649 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:35,160 You know me. My name is Bart. Bobby O'Darren. Not Bobby Darren. The singer lad that was played in a movie by Spacey who's a bad bad bad man. 650 00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:44,780 Riley Reid all the way. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho hey. Taking it back to the Jenna Hayes days. 651 00:59:45,980 --> 00:59:57,240 But I've never ever fazed. Keep your mind on the track in front of your run. One, two, three, four, five laps. And then breathe heavily and when you're done. 652 00:59:57,580 --> 01:00:05,240 Remember that you'll end up with the fucking worst exercised induced asthma that Paul the Tim has ever ever asked you about. 653 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:17,300 If you're smoking fags. Switch to vaping immediately I said. Switch to vapes immediately and even then wean yourself off those bads immediately too. 654 01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:27,640 Because they're only fucking network two. They're only going to cause you poo in life. Look at me. 655 01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:30,900 I'm your wife. 656 01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:43,800 I learned to rhyme back in rhyme school. They had to teach me fast because I was so faster than a tape spool. 657 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:49,820 Mark Dargan the Hargandars master. Trying to smear ice cream all over me like plaster. 658 01:00:50,380 --> 01:00:57,740 I had to fucking go to A&E because I looked alabaster after he spread all that white stuff over my face. 659 01:00:58,540 --> 01:01:07,320 And I said, have you any masters of the original game Tekken? The master copy from Japan. 660 01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:10,880 And the doctor who was fixing me up said no. 661 01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:13,200 We, this is Castlebar A&E. 662 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:18,300 I said, can you give Namco a ring over in Tokyo? 663 01:01:18,300 --> 01:01:21,180 And he did. 664 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:23,900 And he did. 665 01:01:27,300 --> 01:01:28,700 And this is what he said. 666 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:30,860 How are you getting on? This is Namco. 667 01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:34,280 We don't have any fucking masters of the original Tekken. 668 01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:39,980 So if you just tell that lad there who's got fucking ice cream smeared all over his face from Mark Dargan. 669 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,660 Tell him that he's out of luck. 670 01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:49,120 He best go down to the canal there and feed the ducks with a little bag of bread that I'm sending over right now. 671 01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:54,260 Should be with you in about a fucking month's time though because it's shipping hasn't been paid. 672 01:01:54,920 --> 01:02:00,280 It has to go to Shenzhen and then it's gonna go through a fucking raid like that movie Jackie Chan and the Boys. 673 01:02:02,740 --> 01:02:06,620 Buy your toys from eBay from Shenzhen province. 674 01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:08,760 They're cheap as fuck. 675 01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:10,160 But they're not the real deal. 676 01:02:10,540 --> 01:02:11,740 But you'll get them in good time. 677 01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,660 And then you'll start to feel really cool. 678 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,180 Because you saved 20 euro. 679 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,460 Really cool. 680 01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:23,160 Because you're in the know you know. 681 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,080 The rhymes are so tight. 682 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,560 You need to fucking undo your belt buckle a notch or two. 683 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,360 You started sweating. 684 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:33,860 And now we're on to you. 685 01:02:36,860 --> 01:02:37,980 You're so sweaty. 686 01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:39,180 You're so sweaty. 687 01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:40,420 You're so sweaty. 688 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:44,860 You need to go and watch an episode of Hetty Wainthrop Investigates. 689 01:02:45,180 --> 01:02:47,340 Come back to me when you fucking started shaving. 690 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,840 And then we'll fucking start raving. 691 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,580 Down at the boiler room. 692 01:02:52,860 --> 01:02:53,740 Stone Cold Bangers. 693 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:54,980 It's all we like to play. 694 01:02:55,620 --> 01:02:56,340 Your man Dart. 695 01:02:59,240 --> 01:02:59,820 Fuck it. 696 01:03:03,260 --> 01:03:05,140 Not feeling the fucking vibe tonight. 697 01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:06,060 I don't know. 698 01:03:06,140 --> 01:03:07,360 I don't know what the story is. 699 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:07,740 I just. 700 01:03:09,180 --> 01:03:10,400 It's not a great flow. 701 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:10,840 It's not a. 702 01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:11,240 It's. 703 01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:11,960 It's sick. 704 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:13,180 It's sick. 705 01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:14,620 I think it's sick. 706 01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:15,500 But it's not great. 707 01:03:21,580 --> 01:03:23,720 And the fucking game keeps crashing as well. 708 01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:30,080 Who. 709 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:32,560 That was. 710 01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:33,600 That was a fucking. 711 01:03:34,860 --> 01:03:35,360 Bypat. 712 01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:36,520 Matzalinus special. 713 01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:39,140 Thank you very much. 714 01:03:39,260 --> 01:03:39,900 Matzalinus. 715 01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:43,480 Okay. 716 01:03:45,060 --> 01:03:45,680 You know I. 717 01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:48,640 You know I saved it. 718 01:03:56,020 --> 01:03:56,460 Maragandars. 719 01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:56,820 Is it? 720 01:04:00,460 --> 01:04:00,900 Nigel. 721 01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:03,220 Did you ever play Metal Gear Solid on the PlayStation? 722 01:04:03,820 --> 01:04:04,420 I did. 723 01:04:04,420 --> 01:04:04,520 Come on in. 724 01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:05,760 I'll show you what you're up against. 725 01:04:05,940 --> 01:04:07,600 I'll be playing it again someday soon. 726 01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:11,260 In an all out war on your senses. 727 01:04:11,940 --> 01:04:13,260 How are you getting on sensey? 728 01:04:13,940 --> 01:04:16,120 Is this the lad from the Phantom Menace? 729 01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:28,760 Why don't you use Twitch fuzzy? 730 01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,380 I have no presence on Twitch. 731 01:04:31,380 --> 01:04:31,380 I have no presence on Twitch. 732 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:32,860 Just use this. 733 01:04:32,860 --> 01:04:34,120 Thanks for watching. 734 01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,440 The old snake. 735 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:38,440 The old snake. 736 01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:42,020 They're not. 737 01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:42,660 Ryan Morris. 738 01:04:42,660 --> 01:04:44,500 They're not samurai beats I was playing. 739 01:04:44,580 --> 01:04:45,800 I was just playing chill hop. 740 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:48,540 Or old school instrumental hip hop session. 741 01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:50,660 But I think if I put on the fucking. 742 01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,040 The Chinese beats. 743 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:52,720 I should do. 744 01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:53,840 I should do okay. 745 01:04:53,840 --> 01:05:09,840 Thanks Museum Ghost and Samantha. And uh... Yeah, thank you very much. 746 01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:16,840 This here's the dam. It's just up ahead. Eli's hideout is here. A stone's throw from the apron and nestled in the old hydro plant. 747 01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:20,840 Hydro plant. But getting there, with that hunter chopper on your ass, next to impossible. 748 01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:34,840 Yeah, tell me about it. Airboat. Dot ie is it? Huh? 749 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:54,840 *Boss sound* 750 01:05:54,840 --> 01:06:02,840 Thank you very much there Boston Scientific. I don't say that lightly. And Paula Tim as well. 751 01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:12,840 *Boss sound* 752 01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:30,840 Can I get a shout out from my boy Emilio... Emilio Azagiri. Isagiri. Isagiri. He's a good guy, Azagiri man. He's fucking zone. He's a header. He's a header. Tech9 is after you as well man. 753 01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:32,840 *Boss sound* 754 01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,840 Thank you very much Tech9. 755 01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:36,840 *Boss sound* 756 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,840 *Boss sound* 757 01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:40,840 *Boss sound* 758 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:41,840 *Boss sound* 759 01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:46,840 Put that down there. Juice master 5000. Thank you very much. Arizona. 760 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,840 *Boss sound* 761 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:49,840 *Boss sound* 762 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:55,840 You've got a bar there. Have you come shot compilations coming at you over the intertubes. Pumping up like a bicycle inner tube. 763 01:06:55,840 --> 01:07:07,840 Till you shoot your splooge and then go watch in Bruges. Or Cool Runnings which is a movie about Rastafarians in a luge. Haha. But it's a fucking bobslimmer. It's not a luge. 764 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:08,840 *Boss sound* 765 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:09,840 *Boss sound* 766 01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:10,840 There we are. 767 01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:11,840 Chainsaw. Sheers man. 768 01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:12,840 *Boss sound* 769 01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:13,840 *Boss sound* 770 01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:17,840 This lad's handy isn't he? We don't get many of ye guys to the pound. So we don't. What's your name? 771 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:18,840 *Boss sound* 772 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:19,840 *Boss sound* 773 01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:20,840 *Boss sound* 774 01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:22,840 Eli. Elon Musk. 775 01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:23,840 *Boss sound* 776 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:24,840 *Boss sound* 777 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:25,840 *Boss sound* 778 01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:26,840 *Boss sound* 779 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:27,840 *Boss sound* 780 01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:28,840 Ah it fucking crashed again. 781 01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:29,840 *Boss sound* 782 01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:30,840 *Boss sound* 783 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:31,840 *Boss sound* 784 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:32,840 *Boss sound* 785 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:33,840 *Boss sound* 786 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:34,840 Morgan Walsh thank you. 787 01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:35,840 *Boss sound* 788 01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:36,840 *Boss sound* 789 01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:37,840 *Boss sound* 790 01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:38,840 *Boss sound* 791 01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:39,840 *Boss sound* 792 01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:40,840 *Boss sound* 793 01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:41,840 *Boss sound* 794 01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:45,840 I don't know what this story is with the fucking game. Why does it keep crashing? 795 01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:46,840 *Boss sound* 796 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:47,840 When you go 797 01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:48,840 *Boss sound* 798 01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:49,840 Leave the screen 799 01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:50,840 *Boss sound* 800 01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:51,840 To click on something else 801 01:07:51,840 --> 01:08:08,840 it just shuts down. Mantis Toboggan aka Trashman thank you very much. 802 01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:19,340 Switch to Borderless is it would that do it? 803 01:08:19,340 --> 01:08:46,840 Oh yeah. I'm running as an admin I think. I'll try again next time and see how we get on. I've looked at it already. Right. Harry. Harry. 804 01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:58,840 The good news is the Vortigaunt is working his magic on your airboat so you'll have a little more firepower going forward. Brilliant. I think he's just finishing up now. Go on out. That's brilliant. Thank you very much. Thanks very much. 805 01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:10,840 I'll have to wait for this lad to finish his mechanical wonderment on that. Wiping some stuff around here. Oh. 806 01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:22,840 Take that chopper down and you should be able to tear on through to Eli's place. I'm gonna bring the chopper down. Huh? 807 01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:36,840 Okay. You mind yourself now. I'll save the game. Best of luck. Oh we've got a gun. 808 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:48,600 This is brilliant. It just gets better. Emilio Izaguiri, thank you very much. Big shout out to Paul the Tim from Emilio. 809 01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:06,140 Is that them decommissioned when they just hang like that? That's good. 810 01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:17,860 Music. 811 01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:24,600 Fuck. 812 01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:35,040 Yes, he didn't like that. He didn't like that. 813 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:42,360 They don't like it up them, Captain Manor. 814 01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:50,580 Into the fucking zone we go. 815 01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:00,400 Is the music a bit too loud for you? 816 01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:06,640 Do you know what I mean? 817 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,520 Gonna run it as an admin now. 818 01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:11,360 Gonna run it as an admin now. 819 01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:17,280 You hammered your helicopter. 820 01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:19,620 You hammered your mother. 821 01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:22,380 You hammered your mother. 822 01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:27,020 Feel the dream. 823 01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:29,200 Thanks, Lockheed. 824 01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:29,600 Arizona. 825 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,880 Should I run it in Borderless? 826 01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:40,880 Run in a window, will that... I reckon that'll work. 827 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:54,880 I think this is working better now if it's in a window. 828 01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:59,880 *sad music* 829 01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:00,880 Uh oh. 830 01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:10,880 Uh oh. What the fuck does that mean now? 831 01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:17,880 Cause I started in an admin now. 832 01:12:18,880 --> 01:12:21,880 It doesn't have the game, it's not showing the games. 833 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,880 So now I have to start it in normal. 834 01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:30,880 Started in normal. 835 01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:59,880 Mama duck, how are you? You hammered your lockheath. 836 01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:15,880 This is nearly as bad as Resident Evil says mutant. You getting thick? 837 01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:27,880 Oh wow. How is this worse than fucking Rezzy man? Look at how class it is. 838 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,880 And Rezzy was class. 839 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:38,880 You're talking shite man. 840 01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:52,880 This game is the bollocks. 841 01:13:52,880 --> 01:14:21,540 The bollocks. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You hammered your tiger. You hammered your bollocks. Where's the voice acting? You desire so often. 842 01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:35,200 It says, the mutant. Have you played this before? I've never played it. I only want voice acting in Japanese games that are Japanese. I want voice dubs. 843 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:53,840 Oh, wow. 844 01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:02,420 This cunt's gonna blow. 845 01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:16,980 Oh, yeah. Black Monday. Class game. It still has to be finished as well. Thanks very much. I know you're a true blue mutant. Or mutant, or whatever. I know you're true blue. 846 01:15:18,980 --> 01:15:37,800 We've still finished the getaway Black Monday as well. Very excited about those, the developments that are coming along with that. And the Cockney rhyming school. Or Cockney workshop. The final edition. 847 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:49,840 Not retiring Schlug table top tunes. I don't think he's retiring. But you need to come back to the next show. 848 01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:53,180 To find out what was going on. 849 01:15:54,480 --> 01:16:02,380 People were saying, oh, he died. But he didn't. Extreme ended. Extreme ended before. We didn't see anyone die. 850 01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:16,700 I'll shoot backwards. 851 01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:46,680 I'll shoot backwards. 852 01:16:46,680 --> 01:17:16,660 I'll shoot backwards. 853 01:17:16,660 --> 01:17:19,220 What's the story here? 854 01:17:19,220 --> 01:17:23,660 Oh, for fuck's sake. 855 01:17:23,660 --> 01:17:25,660 Oh, for fuck's sake. 856 01:17:25,660 --> 01:17:30,660 Oh, for fuck's sake. 857 01:17:30,660 --> 01:17:37,660 Oh, for fuck's sake. 858 01:17:37,660 --> 01:17:44,660 Oh, for fuck's sake. 859 01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:51,660 Oh, for fuck's sake. 860 01:17:51,660 --> 01:17:56,660 Fuckin' airboat.ie. 861 01:17:56,660 --> 01:18:06,660 Raw deal. 862 01:18:06,660 --> 01:18:13,660 Thank you. 863 01:18:13,660 --> 01:18:30,660 *Bad music* 864 01:18:30,660 --> 01:18:32,660 Here we go, ten in a row, thank you. 865 01:18:36,660 --> 01:18:37,660 What? 866 01:18:38,660 --> 01:18:39,660 What's going on? 867 01:18:39,660 --> 01:18:44,660 *Bad music* 868 01:18:45,660 --> 01:18:47,660 You hammered your mother. 869 01:18:47,660 --> 01:18:49,660 *Bad music* 870 01:18:49,660 --> 01:18:52,660 You're so obsessed with me all the time. 871 01:18:52,660 --> 01:18:56,660 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me! 872 01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:04,660 Wah. 873 01:19:04,660 --> 01:19:06,660 Has anyone else got no sound? 874 01:19:06,660 --> 01:19:07,660 The stream's gone full. 875 01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:15,660 *Bad music* 876 01:19:15,660 --> 01:19:16,660 Fuck! 877 01:19:16,660 --> 01:19:30,660 *Bad music* 878 01:19:30,660 --> 01:19:31,660 *Bad music* 879 01:19:31,660 --> 01:19:32,660 No sound. 880 01:19:32,660 --> 01:19:34,660 *Bad music* 881 01:19:34,660 --> 01:19:35,660 *Bad music* 882 01:19:35,660 --> 01:19:36,660 *Bad music* 883 01:19:36,660 --> 01:19:37,660 *Bad music* 884 01:19:37,660 --> 01:19:38,660 *Bad music* 885 01:19:38,660 --> 01:19:40,660 Some people say they can hear it and other people can't. 886 01:19:40,660 --> 01:19:41,660 I don't know what. 887 01:19:41,660 --> 01:19:43,660 I don't know what's going on. 888 01:19:43,660 --> 01:19:45,660 I don't know what I did rank T. 889 01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:46,660 *Bad music* 890 01:19:46,660 --> 01:19:47,660 *Bad music* 891 01:19:47,660 --> 01:19:48,660 *Bad music* 892 01:19:48,660 --> 01:19:49,660 *Bad music* 893 01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:50,660 *Bad music* 894 01:19:50,660 --> 01:19:51,660 Thank you very much Bruno. 895 01:19:51,660 --> 01:19:52,660 *Bad music* 896 01:19:52,660 --> 01:19:53,660 *Bad music* 897 01:19:53,660 --> 01:19:54,660 *Bad music* 898 01:19:54,660 --> 01:19:55,660 And raw deal and here we go. 899 01:19:55,660 --> 01:19:56,660 *Bad music* 900 01:19:56,660 --> 01:19:57,660 *Bad music* 901 01:19:57,660 --> 01:20:00,220 I wonder who hasn't got sound and why. 902 01:20:05,860 --> 01:20:06,380 Alright. 903 01:20:07,660 --> 01:20:09,740 We can take the airboat down. 904 01:20:10,440 --> 01:20:11,000 Oh, guys. 905 01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:15,000 We can take the airboat down there and get in there. 906 01:20:16,380 --> 01:20:18,300 Then we can go through here and to there. 907 01:20:21,020 --> 01:20:21,620 Airboat. 908 01:20:21,620 --> 01:20:23,620 Airboat. 909 01:20:31,620 --> 01:20:34,420 Some of us have got work in the morning, Fergal. Just tell me about it, man. 910 01:20:35,540 --> 01:20:37,300 Connor Williams' dispatches. 911 01:20:44,980 --> 01:20:47,780 Dispatches from space featuring Connor Williams. 912 01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:49,980 Can you not hammer your mother into there, no? 913 01:20:49,980 --> 01:20:50,980 No. 914 01:20:54,860 --> 01:20:55,380 Fuck. 915 01:21:05,980 --> 01:21:08,060 Sorry, I was in that itchy fucking ear. 916 01:21:10,060 --> 01:21:11,620 Extreme Facials compilation. 917 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,580 You didn't go by unnoticed. 918 01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:16,820 Did that make it through into the donations? 919 01:21:17,300 --> 01:21:18,680 Thank you very much for that. 920 01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:21,680 Sorry, I didn't say it. 921 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,120 Let's have a look here now. 922 01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:27,500 Let's have a look here now. 923 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:29,660 Just want to try something here. 924 01:21:31,740 --> 01:21:33,100 Just want to try something here now. 925 01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:38,640 Class. 926 01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:46,660 You should stream Dark Souls. 927 01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:48,320 I would be here all fucking night, man. 928 01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:48,900 It's too hard. 929 01:21:50,980 --> 01:21:52,820 Now, we have a puzzle to solve. 930 01:21:52,940 --> 01:21:54,020 Because I need to get it. 931 01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:56,000 I need to get the airboat into the... 932 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:59,060 Into the mainframe. 933 01:21:59,140 --> 01:22:00,680 The cortex medulla, if you will. 934 01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:02,820 Look at this. 935 01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:21,700 boat McLintock. Do you reckon I can kill that fucker? Yes. See, that's how you do it, man. 936 01:22:22,860 --> 01:22:33,220 Stealth. Operations. Stealth on a shelf. And there he is again. The extreme version. Thank 937 01:22:33,220 --> 01:22:44,920 you very much. The extreme virgin. Whoa. I'd say those compilations are only compiled by extreme 938 01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:53,800 virgins. Oh, fuck. Now. 939 01:23:01,980 --> 01:23:07,820 And I've played it prola. I've played it. It's tough. Believe me. You don't need to believe 940 01:23:07,820 --> 01:23:10,260 me. You know that I'd fail. 941 01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:24,300 So we got rid of the two sentries and now we're stuck in a bit of a pickle. I'm not going to lie to you guys. It's a bit of a fucking pickle we're stuck in now. I'd say we have to leave the airboat.ie. 942 01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:29,960 Move on to a... some other bit or piece. 943 01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:49,740 Oh. 944 01:23:49,740 --> 01:24:14,900 I don't know why I physically move back like that in my chair as if that was going to do anything to save me. 945 01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:40,440 There we go. Thank you very much. Faith. Faith. 946 01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:49,440 G. Thank you very much. 947 01:24:49,440 --> 01:24:59,020 Hang on. Did I get the goodies? A couple of goodie boxes up here. 948 01:24:59,020 --> 01:25:10,920 MG5 could be a funny game stream 949 01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:12,200 It's mad and unfinished 950 01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:14,380 Metal Gear Solid 5 is it? 951 01:25:15,380 --> 01:25:15,900 MG5 952 01:25:15,900 --> 01:25:17,220 Metal Gear 5 953 01:25:17,220 --> 01:25:23,700 Smouldering Shamrock 954 01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:24,140 I don't know 955 01:25:24,140 --> 01:25:31,100 James McGrory and Paul McStay 956 01:25:31,100 --> 01:25:33,020 Thank you very much lads 957 01:25:33,020 --> 01:25:34,420 Appreciate it 958 01:25:34,420 --> 01:25:38,860 Now 959 01:25:38,860 --> 01:25:40,300 This is for ye 960 01:25:40,300 --> 01:25:42,200 McGrory and McStay 961 01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:43,060 Good luck 962 01:25:43,060 --> 01:25:44,060 Okay. 963 01:25:44,060 --> 01:25:45,060 Okay. 964 01:25:45,060 --> 01:25:46,060 Okay. 965 01:25:46,060 --> 01:25:47,060 Okay. 966 01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:48,060 Okay. 967 01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:49,060 Okay. 968 01:25:49,060 --> 01:25:50,060 Okay. 969 01:25:50,060 --> 01:25:51,060 Okay. 970 01:25:51,060 --> 01:25:52,060 Okay. 971 01:25:52,060 --> 01:25:53,060 Okay. 972 01:25:53,060 --> 01:25:54,060 Okay. 973 01:25:54,060 --> 01:25:55,060 Okay. 974 01:25:55,060 --> 01:25:56,060 Okay. 975 01:25:56,060 --> 01:25:57,060 Okay. 976 01:25:57,060 --> 01:25:58,060 Okay. 977 01:25:58,060 --> 01:26:27,060 Okay. 978 01:26:27,060 --> 01:26:27,800 Dark slide. 979 01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:40,580 Do I have to go and raid these ships? 980 01:26:46,420 --> 01:26:47,640 Or can you raid them? 981 01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:49,640 *Gunshot* 982 01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:50,140 *Gunshot* 983 01:26:50,140 --> 01:26:50,740 *Gunshot* 984 01:27:10,260 --> 01:27:10,760 Sis. 985 01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:11,260 *Gunshot* 986 01:27:21,260 --> 01:27:21,760 Fuck. 987 01:27:21,760 --> 01:27:22,260 *Gunshot* 988 01:27:41,260 --> 01:27:42,260 What the fuck is this? 989 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:45,760 What the fuck? 990 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:46,260 *Gunshot* 991 01:28:13,260 --> 01:28:15,260 There's people coming over that fucking thing. 992 01:28:15,260 --> 01:28:15,760 *Gunshot* 993 01:28:20,260 --> 01:28:20,760 Whoa. 994 01:28:22,260 --> 01:28:22,760 Fucking hell. 995 01:28:22,760 --> 01:28:52,740 Yeah. 996 01:28:52,740 --> 01:28:54,740 Yes. 997 01:29:04,740 --> 01:29:06,740 Fuck. 998 01:29:06,740 --> 01:29:08,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 999 01:29:08,740 --> 01:29:10,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1000 01:29:10,740 --> 01:29:12,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1001 01:29:12,740 --> 01:29:14,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1002 01:29:14,740 --> 01:29:16,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1003 01:29:16,740 --> 01:29:18,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1004 01:29:18,740 --> 01:29:20,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1005 01:29:20,740 --> 01:29:22,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1006 01:29:22,740 --> 01:29:24,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1007 01:29:24,740 --> 01:29:26,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1008 01:29:26,740 --> 01:29:28,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1009 01:29:28,740 --> 01:29:30,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1010 01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:32,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1011 01:29:32,740 --> 01:29:34,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1012 01:29:34,740 --> 01:29:36,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1013 01:29:36,740 --> 01:29:38,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1014 01:29:38,740 --> 01:29:40,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1015 01:29:40,740 --> 01:29:42,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1016 01:29:42,740 --> 01:29:44,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1017 01:29:44,740 --> 01:29:46,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1018 01:29:46,740 --> 01:29:48,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1019 01:29:48,740 --> 01:29:50,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1020 01:29:50,740 --> 01:29:52,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1021 01:29:52,740 --> 01:29:54,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1022 01:29:54,740 --> 01:29:56,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1023 01:29:56,740 --> 01:29:58,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1024 01:29:58,740 --> 01:30:00,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1025 01:30:00,740 --> 01:30:02,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1026 01:30:02,740 --> 01:30:04,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1027 01:30:04,740 --> 01:30:06,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1028 01:30:06,740 --> 01:30:08,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1029 01:30:08,740 --> 01:30:10,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1030 01:30:10,740 --> 01:30:12,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1031 01:30:12,740 --> 01:30:14,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1032 01:30:14,740 --> 01:30:16,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1033 01:30:16,740 --> 01:30:18,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1034 01:30:18,740 --> 01:30:20,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1035 01:30:20,740 --> 01:30:22,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1036 01:30:22,740 --> 01:30:24,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1037 01:30:24,740 --> 01:30:26,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1038 01:30:26,740 --> 01:30:28,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1039 01:30:28,740 --> 01:30:30,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1040 01:30:30,740 --> 01:30:32,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1041 01:30:32,740 --> 01:30:34,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1042 01:30:34,740 --> 01:30:36,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1043 01:30:36,740 --> 01:30:38,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1044 01:30:38,740 --> 01:30:40,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1045 01:30:40,740 --> 01:30:42,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1046 01:30:42,740 --> 01:30:44,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1047 01:30:44,740 --> 01:30:46,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1048 01:30:46,740 --> 01:30:48,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1049 01:30:48,740 --> 01:30:50,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1050 01:30:50,740 --> 01:30:52,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1051 01:30:52,740 --> 01:30:54,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1052 01:30:54,740 --> 01:30:56,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1053 01:30:56,740 --> 01:30:58,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1054 01:30:58,740 --> 01:31:00,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1055 01:31:00,740 --> 01:31:02,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1056 01:31:02,740 --> 01:31:04,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1057 01:31:04,740 --> 01:31:06,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1058 01:31:06,740 --> 01:31:08,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1059 01:31:08,740 --> 01:31:10,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1060 01:31:10,740 --> 01:31:12,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1061 01:31:12,740 --> 01:31:14,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1062 01:31:14,740 --> 01:31:16,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1063 01:31:16,740 --> 01:31:18,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1064 01:31:18,740 --> 01:31:20,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1065 01:31:20,740 --> 01:31:22,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1066 01:31:22,740 --> 01:31:24,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1067 01:31:24,740 --> 01:31:26,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1068 01:31:26,740 --> 01:31:28,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1069 01:31:28,740 --> 01:31:30,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1070 01:31:30,740 --> 01:31:32,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1071 01:31:32,740 --> 01:31:34,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1072 01:31:34,740 --> 01:31:36,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1073 01:31:36,740 --> 01:31:38,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1074 01:31:38,740 --> 01:31:40,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1075 01:31:40,740 --> 01:31:42,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1076 01:31:42,740 --> 01:31:44,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1077 01:31:44,740 --> 01:31:46,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1078 01:31:46,740 --> 01:31:48,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1079 01:31:48,740 --> 01:31:50,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1080 01:31:50,740 --> 01:31:52,740 I don't know what I was doing there. 1081 01:31:52,740 --> 01:31:59,740 I do save them James, they're just not able- you're not able to view them. 1082 01:32:11,740 --> 01:32:21,740 Khazad, dumb. Khazad. Thank you very much. Let's see a look. 1083 01:32:21,740 --> 01:32:48,740 I thought that was a ramp. I'm thinking maybe it's a case of moving these barrels- all these explodey barrels down to this boy. The explodey- oh. It's not that at all. It's a ladder. Climb the ladder. 1084 01:32:48,740 --> 01:32:59,960 now tonight earlier tonight earlier 1085 01:33:09,100 --> 01:33:18,500 or they'll be used peach they'll be used all that all that material why would 1086 01:33:18,500 --> 01:33:25,400 that go to waste in fact there's stuff that has come out the live streams that 1087 01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:30,560 could actually be developed into like Fontaine came out of the live streams 1088 01:33:30,560 --> 01:33:41,000 Fontaine was just fucking arcing around making sketches for the stream 1089 01:33:48,260 --> 01:33:50,260 *thinks* 1090 01:34:02,520 --> 01:34:09,960 And it's thanks to ye that these things happen, you know, because if you're watching then I will I'll do the fucking streams, you know 1091 01:34:10,980 --> 01:34:13,680 There's and then new things will come out of that 1092 01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:21,120 It's symbiotic is what they call it 1093 01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:30,880 Fuck 1094 01:34:35,220 --> 01:34:41,440 Fuck that was bad that that was fucking bad 1095 01:34:44,660 --> 01:34:47,000 Prancing punny-pony Lynn 1096 01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:49,000 Pony in the prancing pony in 1097 01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:56,620 Ask for the barley man better burr tell him Gandalf sent you I will do wherever that is 1098 01:35:06,620 --> 01:35:08,520 Neil Lennon, thanks very much. 1099 01:35:14,020 --> 01:35:15,300 Wow, look at all this stuff. 1100 01:35:15,700 --> 01:35:16,200 Freebies. 1101 01:35:19,820 --> 01:35:20,300 Yes. 1102 01:35:35,180 --> 01:35:36,620 Thank you very much for that. 1103 01:35:37,300 --> 01:35:39,120 The Prancing Pony and Neil Lennon. 1104 01:35:39,900 --> 01:35:40,720 And Kazad. 1105 01:35:40,960 --> 01:35:41,520 Kazad. 1106 01:35:44,120 --> 01:35:44,800 Kazaa. 1107 01:35:46,840 --> 01:35:48,760 Did you ever used to use Kazaa? 1108 01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:51,880 Did you ever used to use WinMX? 1109 01:35:55,480 --> 01:35:56,520 Before Torrance. 1110 01:36:03,740 --> 01:36:09,880 WinMX or Bust. 1111 01:36:10,580 --> 01:36:13,680 There used to be a chat room in WinMX and you could just talk to randoms in it. 1112 01:36:15,740 --> 01:36:18,240 Do you remember chat rooms when that used to be the big thing? 1113 01:36:22,560 --> 01:36:23,000 Right. 1114 01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:23,020 Right. 1115 01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:25,680 LimeWire. 1116 01:36:25,860 --> 01:36:26,580 Kazaa. 1117 01:36:27,500 --> 01:36:27,940 Napster. 1118 01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:29,540 Never used Napster. 1119 01:36:36,180 --> 01:36:36,700 ESL. 1120 01:36:38,220 --> 01:36:41,500 Like, as if it was gonna matter, you know? 1121 01:36:41,560 --> 01:36:42,760 You were never gonna see him anyway. 1122 01:36:43,320 --> 01:36:44,320 Could have been fucking anyone. 1123 01:36:52,440 --> 01:36:53,460 Yeah, Morpheus. 1124 01:36:55,660 --> 01:36:57,540 Do you remember Schmert phones, do you? 1125 01:37:00,220 --> 01:37:01,940 Lars Ulrich is after you. 1126 01:37:10,940 --> 01:37:13,180 Lars would be the brains of the operation. 1127 01:37:13,380 --> 01:37:13,660 No. 1128 01:37:14,380 --> 01:37:15,920 An angry man on drums. 1129 01:37:17,060 --> 01:37:19,120 He was awful angry with Lars. 1130 01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:30,540 That'll lift one of them open anyway. 1131 01:37:31,220 --> 01:37:32,160 Back to the airboat. 1132 01:37:32,160 --> 01:37:33,680 Dot IE. 1133 01:37:34,100 --> 01:37:35,120 Dot IE. 1134 01:37:35,520 --> 01:37:36,520 Dot IE. 1135 01:37:37,040 --> 01:37:38,020 Dot IE. 1136 01:37:38,380 --> 01:37:48,380 Slewed. 1137 01:37:54,380 --> 01:37:55,100 Hang on. 1138 01:37:56,220 --> 01:37:58,300 Oh, I left the airboat in there, didn't I? 1139 01:37:58,300 --> 01:38:09,900 What were they like at Slane? 1140 01:38:10,900 --> 01:38:11,460 Were they good? 1141 01:38:12,100 --> 01:38:14,380 Were they as good as chili peppers 1142 01:38:14,380 --> 01:38:15,880 supporting U2? 1143 01:38:25,720 --> 01:38:27,920 U2.ie 1144 01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:36,320 I heard they were shite. 1145 01:38:54,320 --> 01:38:54,880 Oh, yeah. 1146 01:38:55,220 --> 01:38:56,220 Surprise mofo. 1147 01:38:57,540 --> 01:39:06,260 I didn't go to Longitude. 1148 01:39:08,260 --> 01:39:09,480 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1149 01:39:09,640 --> 01:39:10,300 It's a waste of time. 1150 01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:11,720 Maybe it's a ramp. 1151 01:39:12,020 --> 01:39:12,620 Is it a ramp? 1152 01:39:14,340 --> 01:39:15,480 Rampal Stilskin. 1153 01:39:15,680 --> 01:39:16,420 Danny Rampling. 1154 01:39:18,940 --> 01:39:28,880 Lars Ulrich came after me for downloading Saint Anger on Napster in 1998. 1155 01:39:33,760 --> 01:39:35,080 Oh yeah. 1156 01:39:41,500 --> 01:39:42,700 Lars Ulrich. 1157 01:39:47,660 --> 01:39:48,820 Thanks Sauron. 1158 01:39:48,820 --> 01:39:52,680 Cheeky kids. 1159 01:40:10,620 --> 01:40:14,320 What's better long hair Metallica or short hair Metallica? 1160 01:40:17,540 --> 01:40:23,780 Metallica staying at the Morrison Hotel before their gig at Slane Metallica? 1161 01:40:23,780 --> 01:40:34,000 Or Metallica playing that fucking gig in Russia where there's like a massive Chinook helicopter flying just above everyone's head. 1162 01:40:34,660 --> 01:40:35,900 Health and safety. 1163 01:40:35,900 --> 01:40:35,960 Health and safety. 1164 01:40:36,620 --> 01:40:39,060 Not a concept that didn't exist. 1165 01:40:39,720 --> 01:40:40,900 And to some... 1166 01:40:40,900 --> 01:40:44,280 If you're to watch the dash cam videos about Russia, it still doesn't. 1167 01:40:47,140 --> 01:40:53,380 There's a team of Russian lads going around slapping stickers on fucking windscreens of people who... 1168 01:40:53,380 --> 01:40:57,080 Who are shite at driving. 1169 01:40:58,080 --> 01:40:59,020 Who park in places. 1170 01:40:59,200 --> 01:41:00,040 I don't know what it's called. 1171 01:41:00,140 --> 01:41:01,120 Does anyone know what it's called? 1172 01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:07,660 Chinook Metallica. 1173 01:41:07,660 --> 01:41:09,980 Chinook. 1174 01:41:11,240 --> 01:41:12,440 Strawberry pancakes. 1175 01:41:13,240 --> 01:41:13,980 Thank you. 1176 01:41:14,500 --> 01:41:16,080 I don't know if it was a Chinook. 1177 01:41:16,160 --> 01:41:17,220 I think it was a... 1178 01:41:17,220 --> 01:41:23,220 Whatever their equivalent of an Apache or a Hind D. 1179 01:41:23,460 --> 01:41:24,540 Colonel. 1180 01:41:24,540 --> 01:41:24,580 Colonel. 1181 01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:28,740 What's a Russian gunship doing here at the Metallica gig? 1182 01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:31,640 Colonel. 1183 01:41:32,140 --> 01:41:34,020 I'm at the Metallica gig. 1184 01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:36,680 What's a Russian gunship doing here? 1185 01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:39,360 Colonel. 1186 01:41:39,360 --> 01:41:40,900 You've made it here this quickly. 1187 01:41:41,060 --> 01:41:42,420 Lars is angry, Colonel. 1188 01:41:43,300 --> 01:41:45,100 We've downloaded his tunes. 1189 01:41:45,780 --> 01:41:46,680 I'm Dr. Mossman. 1190 01:41:46,760 --> 01:41:47,820 Dr. Judith Mossman. 1191 01:41:48,140 --> 01:41:50,980 I've been hearing about you since long before the Black Mesa incident. 1192 01:41:51,940 --> 01:41:53,280 Oh, Black Mesa. 1193 01:41:54,040 --> 01:41:58,220 I do so envy you working with Eli and Dr. Clyde when they are at the top of their field. 1194 01:41:58,420 --> 01:41:59,420 Black Mesa, is it? 1195 01:41:59,420 --> 01:42:00,300 Ah, there we go. 1196 01:42:00,520 --> 01:42:01,420 You can come through now. 1197 01:42:10,240 --> 01:42:11,320 Stop a douchebag. 1198 01:42:11,860 --> 01:42:15,540 One of the worst videos I saw was when an architect and his wife attacked. 1199 01:42:15,680 --> 01:42:17,060 This is a stop a douchebag crew. 1200 01:42:19,300 --> 01:42:21,100 I'll take you down to Eli right away. 1201 01:42:21,600 --> 01:42:23,140 He would never forgive me if I kept you with me. 1202 01:42:23,160 --> 01:42:24,160 How are you getting on EOL? 1203 01:42:24,920 --> 01:42:25,900 This is a nice place. 1204 01:42:26,100 --> 01:42:28,460 I feel safer here than I did outside anyway. 1205 01:42:28,540 --> 01:42:30,580 There's a lad chucking bombs out of a helicopter. 1206 01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:31,420 At me. 1207 01:42:32,140 --> 01:42:34,700 We could certainly use the extra help around here. 1208 01:42:34,800 --> 01:42:35,480 Is that right? 1209 01:42:35,560 --> 01:42:37,400 We've covered a lot of ground in the last few months. 1210 01:42:37,480 --> 01:42:38,040 Where have you been? 1211 01:42:38,180 --> 01:42:38,900 We've been so much faster. 1212 01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:40,320 We had more people with your train. 1213 01:42:40,400 --> 01:42:41,200 Where are you based? 1214 01:42:41,520 --> 01:42:44,440 We're closing in on a reliable local teleport technology. 1215 01:42:44,700 --> 01:42:44,920 Yeah. 1216 01:42:45,580 --> 01:42:47,420 Something the combine still hasn't mastered. 1217 01:42:47,800 --> 01:42:48,000 No. 1218 01:42:48,240 --> 01:42:50,240 Eli thinks their portals are string based. 1219 01:42:50,840 --> 01:42:51,760 String based, is it? 1220 01:42:51,760 --> 01:42:55,280 But they failed to factor in the dark energy equations. 1221 01:42:55,840 --> 01:42:58,160 They can tunnel through from their universe, but once they're here, 1222 01:42:58,660 --> 01:43:00,080 they're defending the local transportation. 1223 01:43:00,240 --> 01:43:02,260 If they knew what we were doing with entanglement. 1224 01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:03,620 Maybe, yeah. 1225 01:43:04,300 --> 01:43:05,140 Maybe, yeah. 1226 01:43:08,720 --> 01:43:09,720 Listen to me. 1227 01:43:09,720 --> 01:43:09,720 Listen to me. 1228 01:43:09,720 --> 01:43:11,080 I sound like a post-doc. 1229 01:43:11,080 --> 01:43:15,480 I'm just so excited to think that we'll finally have the chance to work together. 1230 01:43:15,560 --> 01:43:16,140 Great stuff. 1231 01:43:18,180 --> 01:43:18,900 Great stuff. 1232 01:43:19,740 --> 01:43:20,000 Well. 1233 01:43:20,100 --> 01:43:20,640 Oh, yes. 1234 01:43:21,300 --> 01:43:25,200 Dr. Kleiner compresses the Zen relay far beyond anything he imagined of Black Maze. 1235 01:43:25,200 --> 01:43:52,000 Thanks, Hein D. Hey, they've got lads in the fucking chef hats doing the cooking upstairs. Is this black Mesa, is it? How are you, Eli? How are you doing? 1236 01:43:52,000 --> 01:44:21,980 My god, you haven't changed one iota. How do you do it? Not too bad. Now let's see, the last time I saw you, I sent you up for help after the resonance cascade. Resident Evil, yeah, we did the stream. No. Welcome to the lab anyway. Thank you very much, it's great to see you. It's not black Mesa, but it's served us well enough. Very good. It's going to be a lot more like Black Mesa with Gordon here to help. That's right. You are. MIT graduates are few and far between these days. We'll get you out of that hazard suit and back into your lab. 1237 01:44:21,980 --> 01:44:38,320 Thank you. Appreciate that. How are you? Thank you very much. It's great to be back inside indoors, you know? You get awful fucking spooked outside when there's a helicopter throwing bombs at me there for the past two hours. 1238 01:44:39,980 --> 01:45:00,400 Shall I come in here with you? Now, CCTV, is it? Is this the room where you do the CCTV in, is it? Would I be right in saying you've got a camera in every room, in every cell, in every floor? 1239 01:45:01,980 --> 01:45:06,440 Eli would want to talk about old times. No problem. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. 1240 01:45:12,940 --> 01:45:18,880 Eli, how are you? She was up for your job at Black Mesa. She was up for the job, I'd say. 1241 01:45:20,880 --> 01:45:29,100 Ravensbrook. I've heard a lot about Ravensholm. Would you know anything about that? The guys in the chat were talking about Ravensholm. 1242 01:45:29,980 --> 01:45:34,680 I can't believe you made it so quickly on foot. Well, it was... I had an airboat. 1243 01:45:34,860 --> 01:45:38,900 Well, he earned it. I guess you proved you can handle yourself out there. 1244 01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:44,360 I had an airboat. Nothing Gordon can't handle. With the possible exception of you. 1245 01:45:44,680 --> 01:45:45,740 Dad, please. 1246 01:45:48,380 --> 01:45:50,820 Oh. Naughty. 1247 01:45:52,200 --> 01:45:54,820 How are you getting on there yourself, Elvis? How are you? 1248 01:45:59,240 --> 01:46:00,020 That's great stuff. 1249 01:46:00,020 --> 01:46:01,060 Take a look at this, Gordon. 1250 01:46:01,320 --> 01:46:02,420 Feel the dream. 1251 01:46:03,160 --> 01:46:04,360 Wander, thank you very much. 1252 01:46:04,620 --> 01:46:05,100 Arizona. 1253 01:46:07,860 --> 01:46:09,020 A fish called Wander. 1254 01:46:09,080 --> 01:46:12,760 We've almost got that portal working again. 1255 01:46:13,420 --> 01:46:17,520 Well, I wouldn't blame you if you didn't volunteer for the next trial run. 1256 01:46:19,500 --> 01:46:20,180 Trial, is it? 1257 01:46:20,940 --> 01:46:22,360 Have I trials for Inter Milan? 1258 01:46:23,300 --> 01:46:24,500 Feel the dream. 1259 01:46:24,800 --> 01:46:26,240 Lars, thank you very much, Lars. 1260 01:46:26,860 --> 01:46:27,340 Arizona. 1261 01:46:30,220 --> 01:46:31,640 It's getting late now, lads. 1262 01:46:31,980 --> 01:46:32,900 I'll finish it too. 1263 01:46:33,300 --> 01:46:41,160 Alex. 1264 01:46:41,700 --> 01:46:42,980 I thought you were on watch. 1265 01:46:43,380 --> 01:46:45,380 The Vortigons relieved me, so I could come see Gordon. 1266 01:46:45,780 --> 01:46:47,920 Anyway, I should be in here, working on the portal. 1267 01:46:48,300 --> 01:46:49,800 I have the repairs well in hand. 1268 01:46:50,380 --> 01:46:52,800 Someone misjudged the capacity of the Combine Pyristor. 1269 01:46:54,280 --> 01:46:55,700 Are you blaming me? 1270 01:46:55,820 --> 01:46:56,320 How are you doing? 1271 01:46:56,460 --> 01:46:57,920 No. Not at all. 1272 01:46:58,020 --> 01:47:00,000 It was a calculation error, not a mechanical problem. 1273 01:47:00,380 --> 01:47:04,980 Then maybe you should let me do the calculations next time, as well as installing it. 1274 01:47:05,100 --> 01:47:06,020 Alex, really? 1275 01:47:06,920 --> 01:47:08,300 Sometimes I think you deliberately... 1276 01:47:08,300 --> 01:47:09,500 Alex Honnold, is it? 1277 01:47:10,580 --> 01:47:15,700 Alex, why don't you take Gordon along and give him some practice with the gravity gun? 1278 01:47:16,080 --> 01:47:17,460 Sure. Come on, Gordon. 1279 01:47:17,460 --> 01:47:18,320 Let's do this. 1280 01:47:18,340 --> 01:47:19,220 Let's go have some fun. 1281 01:47:19,580 --> 01:47:22,760 The zero-point energy field manipulator is not a toy, Alex. 1282 01:47:22,860 --> 01:47:23,560 Let's do this. 1283 01:47:23,760 --> 01:47:24,500 Let's get out of here. 1284 01:47:25,680 --> 01:47:27,280 I don't know a quad tube. 1285 01:47:27,440 --> 01:47:29,400 I don't know much about computers. 1286 01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:33,240 All I know is that it runs this game. 1287 01:47:34,420 --> 01:47:36,720 And it ran Resident Evil 2. 1288 01:47:37,840 --> 01:47:38,320 Remake. 1289 01:47:41,120 --> 01:47:42,680 Bill Cosby.ie. 1290 01:47:47,120 --> 01:47:51,240 I think it has... 1291 01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:54,760 I think it has good specs. 1292 01:47:56,580 --> 01:47:58,240 But I'm not really into computers. 1293 01:47:58,240 --> 01:48:00,000 That's the old passage to Ravenholm. 1294 01:48:01,300 --> 01:48:02,500 We don't go there anymore. 1295 01:48:06,460 --> 01:48:09,620 Yeah, it's hard to believe it's a 15-year-old game. 1296 01:48:10,460 --> 01:48:12,180 Or 14-year-old game. 1297 01:48:12,240 --> 01:48:12,640 I don't know. 1298 01:48:14,220 --> 01:48:14,740 2004. 1299 01:48:16,480 --> 01:48:17,680 2000 and... 1300 01:48:17,680 --> 01:48:18,540 What year is it now? 1301 01:48:18,600 --> 01:48:19,160 2019. 1302 01:48:19,160 --> 01:48:19,360 2019. 1303 01:48:25,280 --> 01:48:26,620 That'd be 15, all right. 1304 01:48:26,980 --> 01:48:28,480 That'd be 15, all right. 1305 01:48:38,860 --> 01:48:39,280 Calteron. 1306 01:48:39,360 --> 01:48:40,000 Thank you very much. 1307 01:48:40,280 --> 01:48:41,980 I met Eli on the bog on Saturday. 1308 01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:43,560 He has the turf well in by now. 1309 01:48:43,800 --> 01:48:44,460 The cute her. 1310 01:48:49,320 --> 01:48:51,360 Well, I do agree, though. 1311 01:48:51,480 --> 01:48:53,300 The graphics in modern games. 1312 01:48:53,480 --> 01:48:54,840 The lighting is too realistic. 1313 01:48:55,080 --> 01:48:56,860 It fucks things up. 1314 01:48:56,920 --> 01:48:57,540 You don't really see. 1315 01:48:57,600 --> 01:48:58,820 The clarity is all gone. 1316 01:49:01,320 --> 01:49:05,320 So even playing Resident Evil 2, it was too... 1317 01:49:06,440 --> 01:49:06,900 I don't know. 1318 01:49:06,940 --> 01:49:08,580 I don't like all the fucking... 1319 01:49:08,580 --> 01:49:11,320 Hyper fancy, realistic fucking... 1320 01:49:12,040 --> 01:49:12,780 Graphics. 1321 01:49:13,280 --> 01:49:14,920 I like all this sort of stuff. 1322 01:49:22,500 --> 01:49:24,060 I call it whatever I want. 1323 01:49:26,620 --> 01:49:27,640 Is that right? 1324 01:49:28,720 --> 01:49:29,400 You're fucked. 1325 01:49:29,400 --> 01:49:30,040 Oh, yeah. 1326 01:49:30,040 --> 01:49:30,460 Give it a try. 1327 01:49:32,740 --> 01:49:34,440 The primary trigger emits a charge. 1328 01:49:35,200 --> 01:49:36,860 You can punch stuff and send it flying. 1329 01:49:38,020 --> 01:49:40,020 I found it handy for clearing the minefields. 1330 01:49:48,800 --> 01:49:50,700 The secondary trigger lets you grab things. 1331 01:49:51,260 --> 01:49:52,480 You can throw them with the primary. 1332 01:49:53,880 --> 01:49:57,740 Once you pick something up, you can drop it gently by pressing your secondary trigger again. 1333 01:49:58,460 --> 01:49:59,320 Pick up some stuff and talk. 1334 01:49:59,320 --> 01:50:00,980 She's peddling lies. 1335 01:50:01,500 --> 01:50:03,200 You are a liar. 1336 01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:04,660 Fishy Mart, how are you? 1337 01:50:13,300 --> 01:50:13,900 Gah-ho. 1338 01:50:14,860 --> 01:50:15,900 Try the new pilsner. 1339 01:50:16,460 --> 01:50:16,940 What do you mean? 1340 01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:18,100 Is that a pilsner? 1341 01:50:23,100 --> 01:50:25,280 Oh, is this the fucking thing that you have in Portal? 1342 01:50:27,040 --> 01:50:27,320 Huh? 1343 01:50:28,200 --> 01:50:28,840 It's not. 1344 01:50:31,060 --> 01:50:31,340 Oh. 1345 01:50:34,600 --> 01:50:38,020 Try what? 1346 01:50:38,460 --> 01:50:39,240 Holding them, is it? 1347 01:50:42,040 --> 01:50:42,960 Oh, yeah. 1348 01:50:43,320 --> 01:50:44,100 This will do the trick. 1349 01:51:01,060 --> 01:51:01,460 Shetak. 1350 01:51:01,620 --> 01:51:01,620 Shetak. 1351 01:51:01,620 --> 01:51:01,620 Shetak. 1352 01:51:01,620 --> 01:51:01,620 Shetak. 1353 01:51:03,320 --> 01:51:04,320 Father shetak. 1354 01:51:06,900 --> 01:51:08,540 Try stacking some things. 1355 01:51:09,280 --> 01:51:13,820 Grab something with your secondary trigger, then press the same trigger again to drop it gently. 1356 01:51:14,060 --> 01:51:15,460 Airsucker.ie. 1357 01:51:15,780 --> 01:51:16,800 Thanks very much, Gah-ho. 1358 01:51:16,940 --> 01:51:19,060 Try the new pilsner man, question mark, you see. 1359 01:51:19,140 --> 01:51:20,060 Is Gah-ho a pilsner? 1360 01:51:20,760 --> 01:51:24,480 I have a fucking tin of Sapporo that I bought from Lidl. 1361 01:51:24,900 --> 01:51:26,400 You should see the fucking cut of it. 1362 01:51:28,400 --> 01:51:32,760 You can place objects by moving them into position and hitting the secondary trigger again. 1363 01:51:44,760 --> 01:51:45,600 Size of that, man. 1364 01:51:45,800 --> 01:51:46,420 That's a can. 1365 01:51:46,420 --> 01:51:50,960 Come on, Gordon. 1366 01:51:52,100 --> 01:51:53,180 660 mil can. 1367 01:51:56,860 --> 01:52:03,520 I was fucking saying there, I will get off it too, but I like this gravity gun and I just remembered about the fucking Sapporo. 1368 01:52:06,520 --> 01:52:08,120 Try stacking some things. 1369 01:52:08,400 --> 01:52:09,520 Size of the fucking gun, man. 1370 01:52:09,520 --> 01:52:13,380 Grab something with your secondary trigger, then press the same trigger again to drop it gently. 1371 01:52:13,380 --> 01:52:31,280 You can place objects by moving them into position and hitting the secondary trigger again. 1372 01:52:32,280 --> 01:52:40,100 Do you know in the World Cup 2002, Korea, Japan, there was a stadium called the Sapporo Dome. 1373 01:52:40,980 --> 01:52:44,080 Now, would that be Sapporo named after... 1374 01:52:44,080 --> 01:52:46,040 Was the town called Sapporo? 1375 01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:48,500 Or is it a stadium named after a beer? 1376 01:52:48,500 --> 01:53:14,360 Beware of the dog. 1377 01:53:14,360 --> 01:53:14,780 No. 1378 01:53:14,780 --> 01:53:16,780 No. 1379 01:53:16,780 --> 01:53:16,780 No. 1380 01:53:16,780 --> 01:53:17,500 Let me call dog. 1381 01:53:17,500 --> 01:53:18,820 He loves to play fetch. 1382 01:53:20,120 --> 01:53:20,600 Dog! 1383 01:53:21,320 --> 01:53:21,640 Come! 1384 01:53:24,320 --> 01:53:24,640 Come on. 1385 01:53:24,900 --> 01:53:25,400 Mote man. 1386 01:53:27,620 --> 01:53:30,120 The can is fucking rock hard. 1387 01:53:30,800 --> 01:53:34,840 Show when you want to do a quint from Jaws and crush the fucking thing. 1388 01:53:35,460 --> 01:53:36,720 You can't crush it. 1389 01:53:37,880 --> 01:53:38,820 You probably could. 1390 01:53:38,880 --> 01:53:40,000 You'd need the grip of a gorilla. 1391 01:53:40,000 --> 01:53:48,740 Is this that important? 1392 01:53:59,260 --> 01:54:00,620 I'm playing fetch with him, am I? 1393 01:54:02,500 --> 01:54:02,780 Oh. 1394 01:54:03,800 --> 01:54:04,980 He's gonna throw this at me. 1395 01:54:06,180 --> 01:54:06,840 Oh, yeah. 1396 01:54:06,840 --> 01:54:07,520 Good catch. 1397 01:54:10,520 --> 01:54:11,680 I can throw it back. 1398 01:54:22,680 --> 01:54:23,840 This is good fun now. 1399 01:54:30,780 --> 01:54:31,680 Throw one up there. 1400 01:54:31,680 --> 01:54:34,180 Go get your ball. 1401 01:54:34,180 --> 01:54:41,180 *laughs* 1402 01:54:59,180 --> 01:55:01,180 Is he gonna go get that? 1403 01:55:01,180 --> 01:55:16,180 *laughs* 1404 01:55:16,180 --> 01:55:18,180 *laughs* 1405 01:55:18,180 --> 01:55:23,180 *laughs* 1406 01:55:23,180 --> 01:55:28,180 *laughs* 1407 01:55:28,180 --> 01:55:48,180 *laughs* 1408 01:55:48,180 --> 01:55:50,180 *laughs* 1409 01:55:50,180 --> 01:55:54,180 Threw it at his head. How are you, dog? 1410 01:55:54,180 --> 01:55:56,180 What's next on the agenda? I'm bored. 1411 01:55:56,180 --> 01:56:14,180 *laughs* 1412 01:56:14,180 --> 01:56:16,180 *laughs* 1413 01:56:16,180 --> 01:56:17,180 Thanks, Buzz. 1414 01:56:17,180 --> 01:56:20,180 Fucking hell, this. 1415 01:56:20,180 --> 01:56:22,180 *laughs* 1416 01:56:22,180 --> 01:56:24,180 What is it 1417 01:56:40,440 --> 01:56:45,080 I finished Resident Evil Jed's the last day you weren't there. Where were you? 1418 01:56:45,080 --> 01:56:59,980 Okay. Airlocked. Sapporo. 1419 01:56:59,980 --> 01:57:11,980 What's going on in there? Where are you Alex? We're in the scrapyard airlock stuck in a full auto cycle. Is Gordon still with you? He's right here. Good. I want you to... Dad? 1420 01:57:11,980 --> 01:57:21,980 Hmm. Take Gordon out of here. Head for the coop. Do not go to the lake. You fell asleep Jez. Dad? Dad? You mean to tell me that my speed run... 1421 01:57:21,980 --> 01:57:28,980 There was a world land speed record at Resident Evil. Had you fucking sleeping. 1422 01:57:47,980 --> 01:57:48,980 Uh oh. 1423 01:57:48,980 --> 01:57:50,980 *Mario's voice* 1424 01:57:51,980 --> 01:57:53,980 Gordon, you need to get out of here. Yeah? 1425 01:57:53,980 --> 01:58:00,980 I can't leave my father. Dog, take Gordon to the Ravenholm tunnel, then circle around and try to meet up with me. 1426 01:58:00,980 --> 01:58:01,980 Connor clear. 1427 01:58:05,980 --> 01:58:07,980 Glad you're here. 1428 01:58:09,980 --> 01:58:17,540 JSP was smoked out of it man on the herb the Herbinstein JSP had to conduct his own 1429 01:58:17,540 --> 01:58:24,620 mad experiments in his fucking his little lab with dr. Herbinstein Mary Shelley Mary 1430 01:58:24,620 --> 01:58:36,020 Shelley's Herbinstein and he missed the fucking Resident Evil stream man I'm going 1431 01:58:36,020 --> 01:58:48,800 to Ravenshold fuck ye what's all the crackwood area 51 why is everyone going on about area 51 did 1432 01:58:48,800 --> 01:58:53,720 something happen to Alex Jones go down there or something I hear about these things that pass 1433 01:58:53,720 --> 01:59:02,780 and I don't bother fucking looking into them going on here oh yeah nice that is nice this is a great 1434 01:59:02,780 --> 01:59:10,040 gun dude desire desire you have full infinite power on this thing or do I have to charge it up 1435 01:59:10,040 --> 01:59:29,900 nice distraction from Epstein this poor bastard didn't fucking make the grade we pick him up we can't even 1436 01:59:29,900 --> 01:59:41,240 pick him up should we give him a bit of cruel here you go here's the Raven man poor bastard look at the pain he was in 1437 01:59:41,240 --> 02:00:00,380 how do I get that fucking chank off of there shoot shoot padlock to unleash the chank 1438 02:00:00,380 --> 02:00:07,880 Jez P is coming for you man 1439 02:00:07,880 --> 02:00:10,980 He's gonna rub herbs into your eyeballs 1440 02:00:10,980 --> 02:00:14,180 It's the new way of ingesting the fucking THC 1441 02:00:14,180 --> 02:00:17,160 It's gonna get your eyes high 1442 02:00:17,160 --> 02:00:19,320 Only your eyes get high 1443 02:00:19,320 --> 02:00:21,560 The rest of your body stays fucking sober 1444 02:00:21,560 --> 02:00:23,280 Did you ever try it? 1445 02:00:26,160 --> 02:00:27,880 We don't go to Ravenholm 1446 02:00:27,880 --> 02:00:28,420 What the fuck? 1447 02:00:28,820 --> 02:00:29,860 Is this Ravenholm now? 1448 02:00:29,860 --> 02:00:32,480 Am I Raven now? 1449 02:00:33,260 --> 02:00:37,740 Do you transform into one of Gandhi's sandals when you're out here? 1450 02:00:46,220 --> 02:00:47,500 Jamming it up the hoop 1451 02:00:47,500 --> 02:00:49,700 We're jamming 1452 02:00:49,700 --> 02:00:51,800 Jez P likes that shit man 1453 02:00:51,800 --> 02:00:56,020 Smiley smiley smiley fire eyeballs 100 1454 02:00:56,020 --> 02:00:58,900 Jez man 1455 02:00:58,900 --> 02:01:01,460 I hope you're having a good time 1456 02:01:01,460 --> 02:01:02,020 A good night 1457 02:01:02,020 --> 02:01:05,740 You old snake in the box 1458 02:01:05,740 --> 02:01:08,660 Jez 1459 02:01:08,660 --> 02:01:11,560 Jez is having the best crack out of all of us 1460 02:01:11,560 --> 02:01:14,360 What the fuck? 1461 02:01:16,120 --> 02:01:17,120 What the fuck? 1462 02:01:19,780 --> 02:01:21,160 Ah come on now that's a bit 1463 02:01:21,160 --> 02:01:22,820 That's a bit fucking 1464 02:01:22,820 --> 02:01:25,540 It's a bit much isn't it? 1465 02:01:25,540 --> 02:01:26,440 Oh 1466 02:01:26,440 --> 02:01:34,920 What the fuck? 1467 02:01:35,120 --> 02:01:35,980 I can hear some pitter 1468 02:01:35,980 --> 02:01:37,340 There's a raven 1469 02:01:37,340 --> 02:01:41,960 Feel bad now for the raven 1470 02:01:41,960 --> 02:01:45,440 Feel fucking bad now for the raven 1471 02:01:45,440 --> 02:01:48,580 There's another fucking Jack Dawson in there 1472 02:01:48,580 --> 02:01:52,340 Oops 1473 02:01:52,340 --> 02:01:52,420 Oops 1474 02:01:52,420 --> 02:01:57,420 Was that someone in there? 1475 02:01:57,420 --> 02:02:00,160 Was that Jez P in there mixing up the medicine? 1476 02:02:05,420 --> 02:02:09,580 I can see a barrel or two there's a couple of cracker barrels down there 1477 02:02:15,180 --> 02:02:19,580 BB Stadum you're a gun 1478 02:02:19,580 --> 02:02:21,260 Serp comp your gun? 1479 02:02:21,260 --> 02:02:23,260 Serp comp your gun? 1480 02:02:23,260 --> 02:02:27,420 BB Stam serp a gun? 1481 02:02:27,420 --> 02:02:31,420 Puzzles these are all the puzzles? 1482 02:02:31,420 --> 02:02:58,380 That kind of thing see that face there that terrifies me more than most like the the fellas that are coming out to get you with the fucking crabs on their head that face kind of makes that's that's the scariest thing for me 1483 02:02:58,380 --> 02:03:19,580 Is that Jez P in there look? 1484 02:03:20,940 --> 02:03:21,580 Look at this guy 1485 02:03:21,580 --> 02:03:29,820 Do you reckon we'll throw the grenade in there? 1486 02:03:29,820 --> 02:03:33,020 Is there a trip wire here or something? 1487 02:03:33,020 --> 02:03:36,220 Cause I didn't touch anything the last time I just blew up 1488 02:03:36,220 --> 02:03:41,740 I'll just fucking do this 1489 02:03:41,740 --> 02:03:43,740 *BOOM* 1490 02:03:59,980 --> 02:04:06,300 *Gasp* Oh fuck man. Jez P man. He took too much. 1491 02:04:08,300 --> 02:04:18,060 Live fast, you die hard. You got chained out of it man. He got saw bladed. Fucking saw part two. Hostel part two. Sweet dreams. 1492 02:04:36,060 --> 02:04:38,060 Oh 1493 02:05:04,740 --> 02:05:11,300 Those kind of all fire blaster canisters fire blasters 1494 02:05:19,800 --> 02:05:21,800 Fucking hell 1495 02:05:33,420 --> 02:05:35,420 Oh 1496 02:06:02,100 --> 02:06:03,780 Fire lighters 1497 02:06:03,780 --> 02:06:07,780 You won't need any fire lighters with that ladder out anyway 1498 02:06:07,780 --> 02:06:09,280 Oh 1499 02:06:09,280 --> 02:06:15,860 Let's get a few blades 1500 02:06:15,860 --> 02:06:18,000 Let's get a few blades on the go for this cunt 1501 02:06:18,000 --> 02:06:18,940 Or maybe 1502 02:06:18,940 --> 02:06:20,020 Maybe one of these 1503 02:06:20,020 --> 02:06:20,880 Maybe one of these 1504 02:06:20,880 --> 02:06:23,060 Good luck 1505 02:06:23,060 --> 02:06:33,160 Things are really beginning to heat up in here guys 1506 02:06:33,160 --> 02:06:34,900 Nice to see 1507 02:06:34,900 --> 02:06:37,060 You're looking hot 1508 02:06:37,060 --> 02:06:42,840 We should have brought the marshmallows into town 1509 02:06:42,840 --> 02:06:45,340 We don't get many ye guys to the pound anyway 1510 02:06:45,340 --> 02:06:47,280 How are things 1511 02:06:47,280 --> 02:06:49,000 We're cooking now anyways 1512 02:06:49,000 --> 02:06:51,260 The weather is great 1513 02:06:51,260 --> 02:06:52,300 We can have a barbecue 1514 02:06:52,300 --> 02:06:54,140 You didn't invite me 1515 02:06:54,140 --> 02:07:03,080 Good luck 1516 02:07:03,080 --> 02:07:03,960 Oh no. 1517 02:07:18,960 --> 02:07:21,240 Was JBP really saying that, Coram? 1518 02:07:25,520 --> 02:07:27,200 Life shortcuts. 1519 02:07:27,720 --> 02:07:28,940 Jimmy Jesus, how are you? 1520 02:07:29,020 --> 02:07:29,460 Pro tip. 1521 02:07:29,560 --> 02:07:31,560 Gravity gun is class in Ravenholm. 1522 02:07:32,160 --> 02:07:33,120 Slice the zombies. 1523 02:07:33,940 --> 02:07:35,560 Also, use crouch more. 1524 02:07:37,340 --> 02:07:38,680 Thanks very much, Jimmy Jesus. 1525 02:07:39,840 --> 02:07:41,760 Primetime Seagate compilation. 1526 02:07:49,460 --> 02:07:51,080 If I crouch, what will that do? 1527 02:07:51,320 --> 02:07:53,080 Well, that's not going to help me, is it? 1528 02:07:56,460 --> 02:07:57,620 Thank you very much, Jesus. 1529 02:08:01,240 --> 02:08:11,060 The spinning blade of Arimathea. 1530 02:08:12,700 --> 02:08:14,880 For it was said, that it become like the... 1531 02:08:14,880 --> 02:08:15,440 What the fuck is this? 1532 02:08:17,440 --> 02:08:17,640 Who? 1533 02:08:17,640 --> 02:08:22,340 I hear voices. 1534 02:08:22,340 --> 02:08:36,620 Maybe crouch under this, will it? 1535 02:08:37,660 --> 02:08:38,660 F6, it's... 1536 02:08:38,660 --> 02:08:40,280 F6 isn't going underneath. 1537 02:08:42,800 --> 02:08:43,260 Oh. 1538 02:08:43,980 --> 02:08:44,300 Haha. 1539 02:08:44,700 --> 02:08:45,420 Slice time. 1540 02:08:45,420 --> 02:08:47,420 Oh. 1541 02:08:47,420 --> 02:08:49,420 Oh. 1542 02:08:49,420 --> 02:08:51,420 Oh! 1543 02:09:07,100 --> 02:09:08,600 Oh, it's this. 1544 02:09:08,600 --> 02:09:28,600 Rest in peace. 1545 02:09:28,600 --> 02:09:32,600 Fuck. Oh, fuck. 1546 02:09:32,600 --> 02:09:42,600 I might bring these guys out here for a bit of a... a sesh. 1547 02:09:44,600 --> 02:09:49,600 Come on, lads. I have a can of Sapporo over here for you, boys. 1548 02:09:49,600 --> 02:09:52,600 It's just begging for you. 1549 02:09:52,600 --> 02:09:54,600 Come on. 1550 02:09:58,600 --> 02:10:01,600 Mmm. Japan. 1551 02:10:01,600 --> 02:10:07,600 The Japanese are after you. 1552 02:10:07,600 --> 02:10:13,600 I think I can hear a fuckin' baby. 1553 02:10:13,600 --> 02:10:15,600 Hmm. 1554 02:10:15,600 --> 02:10:17,600 Hmm. 1555 02:10:17,600 --> 02:10:19,600 Hmm. 1556 02:10:19,600 --> 02:10:21,600 Hmm. 1557 02:10:21,600 --> 02:10:23,600 Fuckin' hell. 1558 02:10:23,600 --> 02:10:25,600 Fuck that one up. 1559 02:10:25,600 --> 02:10:27,600 Fuck that one up. 1560 02:10:31,600 --> 02:10:32,880 I can hear a fucking baby. 1561 02:10:41,880 --> 02:10:42,680 Fucking hell. 1562 02:10:43,480 --> 02:10:44,280 Fuck that one up. 1563 02:10:44,280 --> 02:11:14,260 Fuck that one up. 1564 02:11:14,260 --> 02:11:15,620 It's fucking scary, isn't it? 1565 02:11:16,460 --> 02:11:17,560 So is this Ravenholm? 1566 02:11:17,700 --> 02:11:17,900 Is it? 1567 02:11:18,260 --> 02:11:18,620 Where? 1568 02:11:19,380 --> 02:11:21,840 I don't know what's going on. 1569 02:11:21,900 --> 02:11:22,700 I don't know where we are. 1570 02:11:23,400 --> 02:11:23,980 It's scary. 1571 02:11:24,520 --> 02:11:26,500 It's a fucking scary situation though. 1572 02:11:27,480 --> 02:11:29,580 This is scarier than Resident Evil 2 Remake. 1573 02:11:29,580 --> 02:11:30,580 Okay. 1574 02:11:49,140 --> 02:11:50,340 Poltergeist. 1575 02:11:51,040 --> 02:11:52,100 Fucking hell, man. 1576 02:11:52,100 --> 02:12:13,960 Look at that cunt up there. 1577 02:12:13,960 --> 02:12:25,880 I can't promise. 1578 02:12:25,880 --> 02:12:49,080 Those are sad arses. 1579 02:12:49,080 --> 02:12:50,400 Those guys, sad cases. 1580 02:12:50,400 --> 02:12:52,840 It's a shame that they are the way they are. 1581 02:12:53,260 --> 02:12:54,000 But I mean. 1582 02:12:54,000 --> 02:12:56,960 They're tortured. 1583 02:12:57,060 --> 02:12:58,620 They've lived a tortured life. 1584 02:12:58,820 --> 02:12:59,960 And it's not going to get any better. 1585 02:13:00,100 --> 02:13:03,000 But I see what I'm doing as a kind of a mercy. 1586 02:13:03,820 --> 02:13:04,860 A mission of mercy. 1587 02:13:08,940 --> 02:13:10,140 Fucking kill the cunts. 1588 02:13:11,260 --> 02:13:14,860 Gonna send them into the fucking next round, man. 1589 02:13:19,560 --> 02:13:21,640 Gonna get fucking Mickey Magnum out. 1590 02:13:21,640 --> 02:13:25,880 See you later. 1591 02:13:25,880 --> 02:13:25,940 See you later. 1592 02:13:35,120 --> 02:13:36,980 Aye, I should have turned the flame on, alright. 1593 02:13:39,040 --> 02:13:41,500 A bit late now, but if you turn it back on, can you? 1594 02:13:45,280 --> 02:13:46,740 You'd have to light it then, would you? 1595 02:13:48,060 --> 02:13:48,420 Oh. 1596 02:13:49,040 --> 02:13:50,460 Oh, I see, I see, I see. 1597 02:13:53,600 --> 02:13:54,720 Yeah, that would have been good. 1598 02:13:55,160 --> 02:13:55,940 That would have been good. 1599 02:13:57,600 --> 02:13:58,540 That would have been good. 1600 02:13:58,740 --> 02:13:59,460 Look at this guy. 1601 02:14:02,020 --> 02:14:02,720 Electric eel. 1602 02:14:07,660 --> 02:14:08,460 Electric eel. 1603 02:14:09,460 --> 02:14:11,460 Electric Steve is playing. 1604 02:14:27,540 --> 02:14:29,540 Power. Power. 1605 02:14:29,540 --> 02:14:31,540 Power. 1606 02:14:31,540 --> 02:14:33,540 Power. 1607 02:14:33,540 --> 02:14:35,540 *Sigh* 1608 02:14:58,840 --> 02:14:59,840 What's this? 1609 02:14:59,840 --> 02:15:01,840 *Sigh* 1610 02:15:01,840 --> 02:15:03,840 *Sigh* 1611 02:15:03,840 --> 02:15:32,840 *sad music* 1612 02:15:32,840 --> 02:16:01,840 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. That got amazing. Ah, he's screaming. He's had a hard time, that guy. This guy's had a hard life as well, the poor old fucking sausage. Gone. 1613 02:16:01,840 --> 02:16:05,840 I didn't want it to be like that. 1614 02:16:05,840 --> 02:16:19,840 *sad music* 1615 02:16:19,840 --> 02:16:37,840 *sad music* 1616 02:16:37,840 --> 02:16:41,840 *sad music* 1617 02:16:41,840 --> 02:16:53,840 *sad music* 1618 02:16:53,840 --> 02:16:55,840 *sad music* 1619 02:16:55,840 --> 02:16:57,840 *sad music* 1620 02:16:57,840 --> 02:17:01,840 *sad music* 1621 02:17:01,840 --> 02:17:03,840 *sad music* 1622 02:17:03,840 --> 02:17:05,840 *sad music* 1623 02:17:05,840 --> 02:17:09,840 *sad music* 1624 02:17:09,840 --> 02:17:11,840 *sad music* 1625 02:17:11,840 --> 02:17:13,840 *sad music* 1626 02:17:13,840 --> 02:17:15,840 *sad music* 1627 02:17:15,840 --> 02:17:17,840 *sad music* 1628 02:17:17,840 --> 02:17:19,840 *sad music* 1629 02:17:19,840 --> 02:17:21,840 *sad music* 1630 02:17:21,840 --> 02:17:23,840 *sad music* 1631 02:17:23,840 --> 02:17:27,840 *sad music* 1632 02:17:27,840 --> 02:17:29,840 *sad music* 1633 02:17:29,840 --> 02:17:45,320 Oh my god. A lot of scum isn't there? There's a lot of fucking... They just need to be... Sapporo'd. I'm feeling the Sapporo now anyway. 1634 02:17:45,320 --> 02:18:13,840 *BOOM* These guys have got a bit of life left in them. They take a few shots. Oh, here we go. 1635 02:18:13,840 --> 02:18:20,840 Now power down. We can get back down to those generators now. Maybe outside the building. 1636 02:18:20,840 --> 02:18:27,840 Maybe they want us to fucking use this. 1637 02:18:27,840 --> 02:18:29,840 I need to fucking use this. 1638 02:18:29,840 --> 02:18:31,840 So 1639 02:18:31,840 --> 02:18:33,840 So 1640 02:18:33,840 --> 02:18:35,840 So 1641 02:18:35,840 --> 02:18:37,840 So 1642 02:18:37,840 --> 02:18:39,840 So 1643 02:18:39,840 --> 02:18:41,840 So 1644 02:18:41,840 --> 02:18:43,840 So 1645 02:18:43,840 --> 02:18:45,840 So 1646 02:18:45,840 --> 02:19:12,680 Fuck. 1647 02:19:12,680 --> 02:19:29,200 11 health 1648 02:19:29,200 --> 02:19:30,440 I'm on 11 health 1649 02:19:30,440 --> 02:19:38,040 How do I get medical attention now 1650 02:19:38,040 --> 02:19:39,260 Do I have to go back up to that room 1651 02:19:39,260 --> 02:19:42,080 I don't want to go all the way back up there 1652 02:19:42,080 --> 02:20:08,580 Who left all these fucking cabinets there 1653 02:20:10,160 --> 02:20:14,120 They're nice like this but they should be sold off in an antique shop for a profit 1654 02:20:14,120 --> 02:20:15,060 They shouldn't be just 1655 02:20:15,060 --> 02:20:18,240 Waste of time 1656 02:20:18,240 --> 02:20:41,120 Captain cabinets the guy who usually donates as the name captain cabinets left all those there 1657 02:20:41,120 --> 02:20:46,080 Only messing it in just thought it was funny but that's because I've had a fucking Sapporo man 1658 02:20:46,080 --> 02:20:55,640 What's this? 1659 02:20:57,800 --> 02:21:00,540 Oh we've awoken the beast of Bodmin here 1660 02:21:00,540 --> 02:21:06,440 What a fucking sad ending 1661 02:21:06,440 --> 02:21:08,360 In a cage as well 1662 02:21:08,360 --> 02:21:09,260 No less 1663 02:21:09,260 --> 02:21:20,000 We can open the gate for him now 1664 02:21:20,000 --> 02:21:22,200 But it's too late 1665 02:21:22,200 --> 02:21:38,260 Was there any point to that or was that just 1666 02:21:38,260 --> 02:21:40,020 Some kind of sick 1667 02:21:40,020 --> 02:21:45,480 Sick setup 1668 02:21:45,480 --> 02:21:54,180 I can hear more fucking Ravens homers 1669 02:21:54,180 --> 02:21:56,280 In here 1670 02:21:56,280 --> 02:22:05,780 Well done brother 1671 02:22:05,780 --> 02:22:08,300 Make free use of my traps 1672 02:22:08,300 --> 02:22:11,480 But take care not to fall in them yourself 1673 02:22:11,480 --> 02:22:14,080 Behind you 1674 02:22:14,080 --> 02:22:16,140 Hmm? 1675 02:22:16,140 --> 02:22:20,680 In Ravenholm you do well to be vigilant 1676 02:22:20,680 --> 02:22:25,700 Jesus he's fucking shady isn't he? 1677 02:22:25,700 --> 02:22:39,400 Hmm? 1678 02:22:39,400 --> 02:22:48,760 Behind me is it 1679 02:22:48,760 --> 02:22:51,100 Behind me 1680 02:22:51,100 --> 02:23:00,960 Jesus the Sapporo is 1681 02:23:00,960 --> 02:23:02,260 Is really uh 1682 02:23:02,260 --> 02:23:05,080 It's a quality situation is all I can say because 1683 02:23:05,080 --> 02:23:07,040 I'm fucking Sapporo'd man 1684 02:23:07,040 --> 02:23:08,080 And that's just one can 1685 02:23:08,080 --> 02:23:12,380 But they're a 660ml can so 1686 02:23:12,380 --> 02:23:14,880 Get down to little tomorrow 1687 02:23:14,880 --> 02:23:19,260 If you have a Sapporo in the fridge 1688 02:23:19,260 --> 02:23:20,320 It's like having one 1689 02:23:20,320 --> 02:23:21,720 It's like having a fucking 1690 02:23:21,720 --> 02:23:23,200 Cold python bullet 1691 02:23:23,200 --> 02:23:24,300 In the fridge 1692 02:23:24,300 --> 02:23:25,900 It'll just fucking 1693 02:23:25,900 --> 02:23:28,660 Go straight to the Sapporo dome 1694 02:23:28,660 --> 02:23:30,380 Korea, Japan 1695 02:23:30,380 --> 02:23:43,620 So once I pull out the fleshlight 1696 02:23:43,620 --> 02:23:43,620 So once I pull out the fleshlight 1697 02:23:43,620 --> 02:23:51,760 What's this now? 1698 02:23:52,240 --> 02:23:54,100 Can you climb up that fucking thing? 1699 02:23:54,100 --> 02:24:00,900 What's that there? 1700 02:24:00,900 --> 02:24:01,480 Look 1701 02:24:01,480 --> 02:24:02,020 Ah yeah 1702 02:24:02,020 --> 02:24:03,600 I see 1703 02:24:03,600 --> 02:24:21,700 Major fracture detected 1704 02:24:21,700 --> 02:24:22,540 Fuck 1705 02:24:22,540 --> 02:24:22,540 Fuck 1706 02:24:22,540 --> 02:24:28,380 Yeah I know mutant 1707 02:24:28,380 --> 02:24:29,900 You're a hard man who can drink 1708 02:24:29,900 --> 02:24:30,660 I 1709 02:24:30,660 --> 02:24:33,280 Have not been on the drink 1710 02:24:33,280 --> 02:24:37,440 So the immune system is down 1711 02:24:37,440 --> 02:24:44,120 Ah 1712 02:24:44,120 --> 02:24:53,920 Ah for fuck's sake 1713 02:24:53,920 --> 02:25:09,940 Three euro 1714 02:25:09,940 --> 02:25:11,220 R-Carrie 1715 02:25:11,220 --> 02:25:11,780 R-Carrie 1716 02:25:11,780 --> 02:25:13,780 R-Kelly I was gonna call ya 1717 02:25:13,780 --> 02:25:16,340 Fucking one can 1718 02:25:16,340 --> 02:25:18,180 One pint Charlie is it? 1719 02:25:18,780 --> 02:25:19,480 You're fucked 1720 02:25:19,480 --> 02:25:20,580 You're useless man 1721 02:25:20,580 --> 02:25:25,520 That guy can't drink 1722 02:25:25,520 --> 02:25:26,960 He's a fucking pussy man 1723 02:25:26,960 --> 02:25:28,320 I seen a rush there 1724 02:25:28,320 --> 02:25:29,740 Trying to play Half-Life 1725 02:25:29,740 --> 02:25:32,740 On a can of Sapporo 1726 02:25:32,740 --> 02:25:35,320 Cunt was fucked 1727 02:25:35,320 --> 02:25:38,320 He had one can 1728 02:25:38,320 --> 02:25:47,860 Continue to kill him 1729 02:25:47,860 --> 02:25:50,540 Continue to kill his pool for me 1730 02:25:50,540 --> 02:25:55,060 Miner operations 1731 02:25:55,060 --> 02:25:56,060 I'm depleted 1732 02:25:56,060 --> 02:25:56,780 Fucking 1733 02:25:56,780 --> 02:25:57,440 Keep bleeding 1734 02:25:57,440 --> 02:26:06,900 That is what happens though 1735 02:26:06,900 --> 02:26:08,480 If you don't drink for a good long while 1736 02:26:08,480 --> 02:26:09,760 Or do anything actually 1737 02:26:09,760 --> 02:26:12,100 You're a 1738 02:26:12,100 --> 02:26:13,940 You become one pint Charlie 1739 02:26:13,940 --> 02:26:21,680 I think I was uh 1740 02:26:21,680 --> 02:26:22,260 Oh fuck 1741 02:26:22,260 --> 02:26:24,100 Gravity 1742 02:26:24,100 --> 02:26:27,320 Use this gravity bomb 1743 02:26:27,320 --> 02:26:54,940 This is waste time 1744 02:26:54,940 --> 02:27:24,920 Who made this? 1745 02:27:24,920 --> 02:27:25,640 These traps 1746 02:27:25,640 --> 02:27:54,900 Wow 1747 02:27:54,900 --> 02:28:24,880 Close to the door 1748 02:28:24,880 --> 02:28:28,340 How do I get up there? 1749 02:28:30,080 --> 02:28:31,040 Maybe I uh 1750 02:28:31,040 --> 02:28:35,080 I get on one of the cars 1751 02:28:35,080 --> 02:28:35,900 Do I and fucking 1752 02:28:35,900 --> 02:28:37,760 That brings me upwards 1753 02:28:37,760 --> 02:28:40,300 If I stand on one of the cars 1754 02:28:40,300 --> 02:28:41,140 Ah yeah 1755 02:28:41,140 --> 02:28:43,140 *Sigh* 1756 02:28:43,140 --> 02:28:45,140 *Sigh* 1757 02:28:45,140 --> 02:28:47,140 *Sigh* 1758 02:28:47,140 --> 02:28:49,140 *Sigh* 1759 02:28:49,140 --> 02:28:51,140 *Sigh* 1760 02:28:51,140 --> 02:28:53,140 *Gunshot* 1761 02:28:53,140 --> 02:28:55,140 *Gunshot* 1762 02:28:55,140 --> 02:29:21,480 I am Father Grigori. 1763 02:29:21,480 --> 02:29:50,120 I don't know about this now. I don't know about this. Saved it anyway. Saved it. That cunt can fuck off. We'll kill him anyway even though I've saved it. Fuck them. 1764 02:29:50,120 --> 02:30:09,120 Forget it. The Sapporo, it was a bad idea. The Sapporo was a fucking bad idea. Let's have a look at the fucking boys and the bikes. 1765 02:30:09,120 --> 02:30:25,300 Let's look ahead to today. We're on an extra day of racing. Before we get to the first rest day, we have 217.5 kilometers in store today. 1766 02:30:25,300 --> 02:30:31,300 With four categories. The Cat 4 early on and then three Cat 3s. But as you can see, the road is constantly... 1767 02:30:31,300 --> 02:30:38,560 ...and gradually then once that map comes up. It's not as hard as the last few days, but not quite the rest day we usually have on the second Monday of the tour. 1768 02:30:38,560 --> 02:30:50,280 They're in cahoots. The boys at the front are in cahoots. Did you hear that? 1769 02:30:50,280 --> 02:30:59,920 Handscrewer. Bore a handsscrewer. 1770 02:31:00,460 --> 02:31:07,720 Marcus Burkhart and Bore a handsscrewer. Oblivious to all of this. Off the road, six riders. And behind... 1771 02:31:07,720 --> 02:31:11,720 ...they are splitting. Break away. Well, it's gone. 1772 02:31:11,800 --> 02:31:14,000 Fucking speed of them, man. That's only 24. 1773 02:31:14,700 --> 02:31:21,040 Oh, it's 24 kilometers. Sorry. I thought that was the speed. 24 kilometers an hour. I'd say they're at least 35. 1774 02:31:22,040 --> 02:31:28,720 In that town. Fucking power of the fucking legs, like. That's not just drugs. That's muscle and fucking training. 1775 02:31:28,720 --> 02:31:37,480 ...at the moment, but we saw how motivated they were at the front. And they will, of course, know that some of their key rivals are distanced behind. They'll be determined to make the most of this. 1776 02:31:37,620 --> 02:31:42,980 This is the second group in the roads and they're not too far in front of the Movistar-led group. 1777 02:31:43,700 --> 02:31:50,880 This is the group of, um, Uran, Port, Pino, Fulsang. So they're losing at least one minute already. 1778 02:31:51,040 --> 02:31:59,080 Meanwhile, this is a saving maneuver from group three. They're not attacking the front group because up there, of course, is, uh, Quintana and, uh, Valverde. 1779 02:31:59,600 --> 02:32:07,580 Mass as well, um, uh, of course, from, uh, Decay to Quickster. But Movistar are, uh, pushing on here to save Landa as an option. 1780 02:32:07,580 --> 02:32:16,760 And I'm afraid he's a minute and 36 down just ahead of rest day. There's the Flamme Rouge for you. So they'll come across the river. Here it is, the viaduct. 1781 02:32:16,760 --> 02:32:33,240 And up ahead of them appears to be a wall. It's, uh, about five or six percent. It's, uh, about five or six percent. But it looks larger than, perhaps, and more threatening than it is. 1782 02:32:33,520 --> 02:32:40,040 Greg Van Alvamant's also here. Is he gonna go early? Not quite sure. Viviani's tucked in here as well. He's got Riccizi and a pale jersey. 1783 02:32:40,040 --> 02:32:49,220 Of course, that's, uh, about to go for it. Six hundred meters remaining now. This is where the road starts to kick. And it is dusting to those who are behind them. 1784 02:32:49,220 --> 02:33:00,140 Beautiful scene. Look at that. Look at that. It's not about the fucking race a lot of the time. It's just about the heli-chopter in the sky. The sand pelicopter doing its business. 1785 02:33:01,200 --> 02:33:10,580 Giving you unreal access to some beautiful, uh, bridges and rivers and architecture. You've got a lovely cathedral there as well. 1786 02:33:10,580 --> 02:33:14,760 And then you have the drug boys. Drug power. 1787 02:33:14,760 --> 02:33:20,260 And this is last man's styling for great, uh, for, uh, for Matthews right now. 1788 02:33:20,260 --> 02:33:30,760 Six balls leading him out, but look who's coming. Trenton's starting to launch right now. And there's others boxed in. Uh, Cole Bradley can't get there. Here comes Yuri. Trenton's coming up as well. The European champions. 1789 02:33:30,760 --> 02:34:00,740 Thank you very much Lance. Let's have a look at it from overhead. The last push towards the line. Very, very close, but only a matter of what? Two inches. Maybe a little bit more, but, uh, my goodness, what a finish. This is Iran, Phil Sang, Pinot and Port. The riders expected to challenge, uh, for the overall victory. We said it would be over a minute. 1790 02:34:00,740 --> 02:34:25,520 In the end. In the end, it's nearer to two than one. A minute and 40 in the rears. The humble. Very good. Very good. Not a pick on them. It's just muscle, isn't it? Big titles, but this is a state of the total front. Just muscle. Yeah. It's, uh, above anything else. Very good. Sprint. Dutch. Dutch gold. 1791 02:34:25,520 --> 02:34:55,500 The breakaway stage. 1792 02:34:55,500 --> 02:35:25,480 on stage 11. Well Sean Kelly and Dan Lloyd are with us in the studio to go through what was a thrilling stage. First of all Sean, Walt Van Aert has had so much hype this season. It's not always easy to shoulder that hype but he's not only done that he's delivered on it. How much maturity does that does that show us for the 24 year old? Well I think we've seen that when he was trying to move from the team that he was originally in Belgium to Jumbo Wisma. A lot of problems there and he managed that 1793 02:35:25,480 --> 02:35:55,460 quite well and right from the beginning of the season we already see signs that he was a real talented rider. I love women. I love women. I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 1794 02:35:55,460 --> 02:36:03,220 like today with a plan. It invariably falls apart in the run into the finish and then whoever's closest to the finish line just goes for it and it works. 1795 02:36:03,620 --> 02:36:07,580 I think I talked on the very first weekend in Brussels about momentum as you go through the season. 1796 02:36:07,700 --> 02:36:13,580 If you start... I love women. It just lifts the team. It takes the pressure away from the team as well. I love women. 1797 02:36:13,800 --> 02:36:19,200 ...that they've been in. Coming into this race they had over 30 wins already. They've added another 40. I love women. 1798 02:36:19,420 --> 02:36:22,800 And I'm pretty sure that's going to continue on through because they're all on cloud nine. 1799 02:36:23,640 --> 02:36:31,040 Well Bob Van Aert the winner on the day but arguably the biggest winner in the battle for general classification is the defending champion Geraint Thomas. 1800 02:36:31,280 --> 02:36:33,520 He's been speaking to Matt Stevens at the finish line. 1801 02:36:35,020 --> 02:36:39,320 I just had a conversation with your friend and teammate Luke Rowe and he said... 1802 02:36:39,320 --> 02:36:43,800 At the start this... He's a friend and teammate isn't he? I was going to say he's more of a colleague but yeah. 1803 02:36:43,860 --> 02:36:47,700 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. I don't know. 1804 02:36:47,940 --> 02:36:51,580 In the mountains and on on TTs days like this can be explosive. 1805 02:36:52,280 --> 02:36:54,380 Yeah for sure and it was a great... I love women. 1806 02:36:54,540 --> 02:36:59,420 It was one of those days where you always have to be there and it was stressful and nothing might... 1807 02:36:59,420 --> 02:37:00,360 I love women. 1808 02:37:00,360 --> 02:37:00,420 I love women. 1809 02:37:00,420 --> 02:37:00,420 I love women. 1810 02:37:00,420 --> 02:37:00,420 I love women. 1811 02:37:00,420 --> 02:37:00,420 I love women. 1812 02:37:00,420 --> 02:37:00,420 I love women. 1813 02:37:00,420 --> 02:37:01,420 I love women. 1814 02:37:01,420 --> 02:37:01,420 I love women. 1815 02:37:01,420 --> 02:37:02,420 I love women. 1816 02:37:02,420 --> 02:37:03,420 I love women. 1817 02:37:03,420 --> 02:37:04,420 I love women. 1818 02:37:04,420 --> 02:37:06,420 Something could come of it like it was and we had numbers and we all committed really well and 1819 02:37:06,420 --> 02:37:12,420 I think behind they probably panicked a little and really tried to close it straight away and then when they... 1820 02:37:12,420 --> 02:37:39,440 All right. We have a couple of people want to say something. Yeah, that's Jerry, Jerry Hannon. Now, you kind of are involved in an ongoing battle. You are a liar. I don't know anything about it. You know everything about it. You have been peddling lies about Limerick for the last two and a half years. You've peddled your lies. You are a liar. 1821 02:37:39,440 --> 02:38:07,140 You are a liar. You hammered your mother. You have done nothing but lied. You hammered your mother. You are a liar. You are a liar. You are a liar. Teresa Carmody was three days away from her death when you wrote in your book that you had sexual intercourse with her. You never mentioned anywhere in your book that you had sexual intercourse with her. 1822 02:38:07,140 --> 02:38:15,940 You never mentioned anywhere in your book that it was with her consent. Was it with her consent? 1823 02:38:17,460 --> 02:38:25,560 There was no Teresa Carmody. It's a made-up name. It's not a made-up name. You named her mother. You're going to tell more lies now, are you? 1824 02:38:26,040 --> 02:38:35,920 There was no Teresa. Teresa Carmody. Just a minute when I finish. Teresa Carmody. Teresa Carmody. Teresa Carmody is a made-up name. 1825 02:38:35,920 --> 02:38:40,800 You're not a made-up name. You're a liar. The young lady. You will never know her name. You are a liar. You are a liar. 1826 02:38:41,360 --> 02:38:47,640 You are a liar. Why are you so obsessed with me? Number two. Because Frank. Because Frank. Jesus Christ up in heaven. 1827 02:38:47,660 --> 02:38:55,360 How old are you, by the way? You hammered. How old are you? It's irrelevant. You hammered your mother. You picked her as a lady. You hammered your mother. 1828 02:38:55,500 --> 02:38:59,920 What I did is so you could be virtuous. Good for notting whore. That's what you depicted your mother as. 1829 02:38:59,920 --> 02:39:08,100 You owe your mother an apology. You hammered your mother. Teresa Carmody's parents. Teresa Carmody's family, at least, are looking into this program tonight. 1830 02:39:08,100 --> 02:39:14,340 You owe her an apology. And number two. Sorry. I drove from Limerick. I drove from Limerick tonight to make three points. And I want to make them. 1831 02:39:14,340 --> 02:39:17,680 Make the third. You've censored me before, Pat. You're not censoring me again. 1832 02:39:17,920 --> 02:39:25,520 Number two, Frank. You censored me. You interviewed me. You gave me a 20-minute interview. And without explanation, you chopped it on your radio program. 1833 02:39:25,540 --> 02:39:28,200 We often chop pieces for length. Absolutely. 1834 02:39:28,280 --> 02:39:37,780 Number three. Number three. Number three, Frank. Why, if this miserable childhood that you had in Limerick, this so-called miserable childhood that you've... 1835 02:39:37,780 --> 02:39:38,600 I don't know why. 1836 02:39:38,600 --> 02:39:48,160 You've peddled your lies all over the world. Right. You've peddled your lies all over the world. Miserable childhood. Miserable people of Limerick. Misery, misery, misery. The whole flippin' way. 1837 02:39:48,820 --> 02:40:01,380 If that's the case, why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan? Why did you not... Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's spy scout movement? 1838 02:40:02,160 --> 02:40:08,380 Why did you not discuss your... St. Joseph's spy scout was the elite spy scout movement. You've had enough time now. 1839 02:40:08,380 --> 02:40:11,780 Yeah, elite spy scout movement. You are a liar. You are a liar. 1840 02:40:11,780 --> 02:40:17,300 Okay, you made your point. You are a liar. Jerry, can I ask you one question? And I think it's the reason Frank was asking how old you were. 1841 02:40:17,840 --> 02:40:23,180 And he's writing of a time from before you were born. Frank, you're a past. You're a past. I mean, it's not so. 1842 02:40:23,180 --> 02:40:29,500 You're a journalist. You've heard of research. I have interviewed over 70 people that are contemporaries of Frank McCord. 1843 02:40:29,500 --> 02:40:31,220 It's like she's on acid or something. 1844 02:40:31,740 --> 02:40:41,600 She describes Angela as the angel of the lanes the angel of the lanes the angel of the lanes the angel of the lanes the 1845 02:40:41,600 --> 02:40:51,520 lanes the lanes the court as the angel of the lanes the lanes as the angel of the lanes her she describes 1846 02:40:51,520 --> 02:40:58,580 Angela court as the angel of the lane I interviewed Myra Gallagher she describes Angela court as the 1847 02:40:58,580 --> 02:41:07,220 angel of the lanes thanks very much it's not made of name thank you an accurate description of the way 1848 02:41:07,220 --> 02:41:15,440 things were in the limerick of their mutual use Jim Kimmy of their of the way Frank was an accurate 1849 02:41:15,440 --> 02:41:21,680 description of the way things were in the limerick of their mutual use Jim Kimmy with all to respect him 1850 02:41:21,680 --> 02:41:27,440 was a very close friend Frank no he wasn't I didn't meet yes he was before he died he was I met him just 1851 02:41:27,440 --> 02:41:41,540 before he died I'm not sure who the audience are applauding by the way but I must let Frank get 1852 02:41:41,540 --> 02:41:47,300 back in from the charges to respond to the charges you've made there were the name Teresa Camry was 1853 02:41:47,300 --> 02:41:53,520 one I made up because I was not going to name the actual person I don't know 1854 02:41:53,520 --> 02:42:07,120 why I don't mind I like women I've been married three times and that's the one 1855 02:42:07,120 --> 02:42:17,020 I'm married now is got to last for women with women imagine your son you're the 1856 02:42:17,020 --> 02:42:22,380 wife of a man on national TV and you're in the audience and and your husband is in the front 1857 02:42:22,380 --> 02:42:30,900 of the nation going I love women I'm infatuated with women I've been married three times 1858 02:42:30,900 --> 02:42:33,160 that's the face 1859 02:42:33,160 --> 02:42:41,580 I love women I like women 1860 02:42:46,740 --> 02:42:52,400 like women for necrophilia don't mind I like women necrophilia 1861 02:42:52,400 --> 02:42:58,060 like women for necrophilia don't mind I like women necrophilia for neck I do I like women for necrophilia don't mind I like women necrophilia 1862 02:42:58,060 --> 02:43:11,060 *laughs* 1863 02:43:11,060 --> 02:43:37,060 *laughs* 1864 02:43:37,060 --> 02:43:39,060 Look at her face! 1865 02:43:39,060 --> 02:43:41,060 *laughs* 1866 02:43:41,060 --> 02:43:43,060 *laughs* 1867 02:43:43,060 --> 02:43:45,060 Why are you so obsessed with me? 1868 02:43:45,060 --> 02:43:47,060 Don't you have a life? 1869 02:43:47,060 --> 02:43:49,060 Go ahead and do something! 1870 02:43:49,060 --> 02:43:51,060 Live! 1871 02:43:51,060 --> 02:43:53,060 *laughs* 1872 02:43:53,060 --> 02:43:55,060 *laughs* 1873 02:43:55,060 --> 02:43:59,060 There are, there are, there are, there are, there are, there are people in Limerick, go and help the poor of Limerick. 1874 02:43:59,060 --> 02:44:01,060 Don't obsess with me all the time. 1875 02:44:01,060 --> 02:44:07,060 You're there, you're in a city in Ireland, south of Ireland, and you're obsessed with me, 1876 02:44:07,060 --> 02:44:09,060 and I'm sure there are a few people in there. 1877 02:44:09,060 --> 02:44:11,060 The two women you named. 1878 02:44:11,060 --> 02:44:15,060 When they cast, sent out casting call for the movie in Limerick, hundreds of people showed up. 1879 02:44:15,060 --> 02:44:17,060 *laughs* 1880 02:44:17,060 --> 02:44:19,060 Why did you lie about Willy Harald? 1881 02:44:19,060 --> 02:44:21,060 Why did you lie about Willy Harald? 1882 02:44:21,060 --> 02:44:23,060 Why did you lie about Willy Harald? 1883 02:44:23,060 --> 02:44:25,060 Why did you lie about Willy Harald? 1884 02:44:25,060 --> 02:44:31,480 You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. I want to go down here. 1885 02:44:31,480 --> 02:44:41,860 Willie Harald. Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. You said Willie Harald. 1886 02:44:41,860 --> 02:44:48,160 I want to go down here. You said. Because there's one thing I want to ask you. Hang on. It's the question. It's the question. 1887 02:44:48,160 --> 02:44:53,780 I made a mistake. Most people watching this have no idea of the people you're talking about because it's fine detail about Limerick. 1888 02:44:53,900 --> 02:45:03,820 Major point that you think it's very inaccurate. But what I'd really like to know is why you are so obsessed. I mean the latest book is called Tiz. You're bringing out a book called Tizint. 1889 02:45:03,820 --> 02:45:16,060 It's called Tizint my ass. Okay. I wasn't given the full title. But okay. Tizint my ass. I thought it was going to be called Tizint. This current book is about America. It's about his experiences in America. 1890 02:45:16,240 --> 02:45:23,700 He spends his time in America reminiscing about his miserable days back in Limerick. What do you know about his life in America? 1891 02:45:23,740 --> 02:45:33,660 Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. So why don't you write another book? But who says my book is contradicting Tizint isn't published yet? Well, Ashes was, your last book, Ashes was contradicting Angela's. 1892 02:45:33,660 --> 02:45:45,080 The angel of the Limerick. Yes, we have a comment. Sure. 1893 02:45:45,660 --> 02:46:00,980 Jerry Hannon didn't even write the book Ashes. It was written by a fellow by the name of Frank Hamilton. Is that so, Jerry? Sex crimes. That is a lie. That is a lie. That is a lie. He's being on. He's under investigation for sex crimes. 1894 02:46:00,980 --> 02:46:03,760 Hamilton is in prison at the moment for sex crimes 1895 02:46:05,040 --> 02:46:07,220 So is that is how? 1896 02:46:08,740 --> 02:46:11,500 Is that the best is that the best you can come up with? 1897 02:46:12,680 --> 02:46:14,680 Okay 1898 02:46:14,680 --> 02:46:16,680 This is very much 1899 02:46:16,680 --> 02:46:18,680 Very much a limerick round 1900 02:46:18,680 --> 02:46:23,680 You can come up the squabble and we're going to move on because we have to meet other people 1901 02:46:28,940 --> 02:46:30,940 Well 1902 02:46:30,940 --> 02:46:32,940 I'll see you tomorrow 1903 02:46:33,800 --> 02:46:35,800 I'm fucked 1904 02:46:35,800 --> 02:46:37,800 Sapporo domed men 1905 02:46:37,800 --> 02:46:40,040 I'll see you tomorrow