1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,780 from the two candidates for the Conservative Party leadership in the UK that the backstop is dead. 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:09,820 And the Sports Minister has asked the man nominated to be the next FAI President to stand down. 3 00:00:10,180 --> 00:00:14,220 Shane Ross says Donald Conway should withdraw his name in the best interests of football. 4 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,100 That's it for now. More at six. 5 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:21,100 Newstalk and OffTheBall.com 6 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,500 Brought to you by Spirit Jaguar Sandiford. 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,380 Outstanding 192 offers now available across our award-winning range. 8 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:31,540 SpiritJaguar.ie 9 00:00:31,540 --> 00:00:35,100 Castlebar.ie 10 00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:37,220 It's almost six o'clock. 11 00:00:37,220 --> 00:01:00,220 One two. One two. Can you all hear me out there? 12 00:01:01,220 --> 00:01:04,440 It's almost six o'clock. Welcome to drive time with me. 13 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:06,060 Connor Williams. 14 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,680 None other than me. Connor Williams. 15 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,180 How's it going, guys? 16 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,500 Newstalk Traffic and Travel. 17 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,460 Just eat. Dinner ideas stuck in second gear. 18 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:18,180 Food from around the world delivers your door. 19 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:19,600 Just eat.ie, guys. 20 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,220 Just eat. Find your flavour. 21 00:01:23,260 --> 00:01:30,080 In Dublin, it's very slow on the M50 southbound this evening with delays from the M1 interchange down past Junction 7. 22 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:35,720 Moving to Galway, traffic on Bohr and a Drive is heavy approaching the Toome Road Junction from the Terryland side. 23 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:39,260 It's also quite slow towards the Briar Hill Junction from the Ballybrit side. 24 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:45,820 While in Cork, the usual delays are building on the M40 northbound towards the Dunn Kettle interchange from Junction 8 Douglas. 25 00:01:46,060 --> 00:01:49,500 Newstalk Traffic and Travel with information supplied by the A.I.E. 26 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:52,040 Newstalk weather. 27 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:52,140 Newstalk weather. 28 00:01:53,260 --> 00:01:56,880 We'll try early on tonight apart from the odd shower or two in the east. 29 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,480 Later on, a spell of heavy rain will move into the west and north. 30 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,900 Lowest temperatures 12 to 15 degrees. 31 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:03,660 And now you're up to date on Newstalk. 32 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:16,260 Okay, well, as always, on a Tuesday, down to earth, our resident environmentalist, Dr. Carol Gustenberg, will be joining me in about an hour's time to talk about what today? 33 00:02:16,460 --> 00:02:23,800 Well, Ivan, the biggest question I get asked is what can I as an individual do to reduce my carbon footprint and address climate change? 34 00:02:23,940 --> 00:02:28,420 And so I've been hesitant to answer that question because it's a little bit complicated, but that's what we're going to talk about today. 35 00:02:28,660 --> 00:02:32,200 So it's about calculating your footprint, is it? 36 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:37,420 It's about knowing your carbon footprint, so how much greenhouse gases you emit in your household every year. 37 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:38,260 And is it measurable? 38 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:41,940 It is very measurable, and we'll talk about where you can measure it and how you can get it out. 39 00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:47,780 So that would be everything from heating your home, the amount of commuting you do. 40 00:02:47,860 --> 00:02:48,700 Yeah, what you eat. 41 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:51,220 You eat and so on. 42 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:52,720 All right, well, that's fascinating. 43 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:57,200 Dr. Carol Gustenberg bringing me down to earth in an hour's time. 44 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:58,160 I look forward to that. 45 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:59,700 News Talk Breakfast. 46 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:08,680 This Thursday on News Talk Breakfast, we will be joined by the boss of the National Transport Authority and Graham to answer your questions. 47 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:21,960 If you're sitting in motorway tailbacks, if you've got an issue with bus connects, if you want to know what's happening with cycling in Cork, Galway, Limerick, wherever you happen to be, email us, breakfast at newstalk.com or text 53106 at a cost of 30 cents. 48 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:23,540 News Talk Breakfast. 49 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:25,580 In association with air. 50 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,340 Weekday mornings at 7. 51 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:30,660 "I'll give you a story, display name Goose." 52 00:03:30,660 --> 00:03:32,660 "Thank you very much." 53 00:03:32,660 --> 00:03:34,660 "The oldest committees are still beavering away." 54 00:03:34,660 --> 00:03:36,660 "And one that we're keeping." 55 00:03:56,660 --> 00:04:01,660 You just acquired the Crystal Galaxid Black Paint item. 56 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:08,660 The paint items you acquire can be used in GT Auto to paint your car's body or wheels. 57 00:04:08,660 --> 00:04:11,660 Using them will cost a few creds. 58 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:13,660 That's nothing. 59 00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:19,660 It's not going to damage the trust fund, the backslash, and also the Zurich Pension Pot. 60 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:28,660 The massive pot of money I've been snail pacing away in the backyard of my 52 acre luxury estate. 61 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:42,660 And luckily, none of you can gain access to that estate because it's perimeter walled off by a solid, solid, solid, solid silver electrified fence made out of pure silver. 62 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:48,660 So, Ivan Yates is invited. 63 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:58,660 Basically, the approach that we have taken, which we outlined in our written submission, is in line with a lot of other countries in the world has done for dealing with the rural connectivity gap. 64 00:04:58,660 --> 00:05:10,660 So, in terms of how we can do it, we have benchmarked our approach in the interventions that other countries have led quite successfully. 65 00:05:10,660 --> 00:05:12,660 And we go outside, venture outside the pizza. 66 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:13,660 And we go outside, venture outside the pizza. 67 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:15,660 They've tried to do 100% fibre. 68 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:16,660 It's almost 65% of the road. 69 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:26,660 They've got 95% and they're moving for the last remaining 5% to a mixed approach, which is what we have outlined in our submission and our alternative with the MBP. 70 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:35,660 So, it's a hybrid approach using a mixture of fibre optic technology and well-established improvement broadband radio technology, which has been around for 20 years. 71 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:36,660 Exactly. 72 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:37,660 So, is that wireless? 73 00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:38,660 It's wireless. 74 00:05:38,660 --> 00:05:39,660 It's wireless, yes. 75 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:40,660 It's wireless. 76 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:41,660 Marching penguins. 77 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:42,660 Marching penguins. 78 00:05:42,660 --> 00:05:43,660 That's the end. 79 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:46,660 So, it doesn't require mass. 80 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:51,660 That's a misconception of broadband radio, which is brought on by the likes of 4G and 5G. 81 00:05:51,660 --> 00:05:53,660 So, that's mobile communications technology. 82 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:55,660 That requires mass. 83 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:58,660 Broadband radio, as I say, has been around for a very long time. 84 00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:02,660 It's purpose-designed for all connectivity over long distances. 85 00:06:02,660 --> 00:06:04,660 That effigy is none of them. 86 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:07,660 We had one of them in the committee room today with us behind the delegation. 87 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:20,660 And also, flags of the Ivory Coast in a misjudged attempt to sabotage thoughts and feelings of those from the Republic. 88 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:22,660 Thank you very much. 89 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:25,660 That Francis Papacubar comes sweet little beast. 90 00:06:25,660 --> 00:06:27,660 It is, it is. 91 00:06:27,660 --> 00:06:31,660 It's actually my hat I got from, I got a silver star. 92 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:35,660 We've even put them on a tree in top of the hill in some cases. 93 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:36,660 We had a whole lot of them. 94 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:37,660 But, sorry there. 95 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:38,660 But what is the technology? 96 00:06:38,660 --> 00:06:40,660 Is it 3G, 4G? 97 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:44,660 Bit of a mix up there on the audio, guys. 98 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:47,660 Look, I had a blast in Silverstone. 99 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:52,660 My ears are blown out from the V, V8, V7, V6 engines. 100 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:54,660 I got this hat there the last day. 101 00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:57,660 And I don't know if you heard my little story there. 102 00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:59,660 Turn the radio down. 103 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:01,660 Yeah, sorry, sorry. 104 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:03,660 You couldn't see it. 105 00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:04,660 What about this? 106 00:07:04,660 --> 00:07:05,660 What about this? 107 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:09,660 Specifications operate in terms of how the modulation. 108 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:12,660 So let's be clear about this so that we're not comparing apples and oranges. 109 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:20,660 There are an estimated 540,000 premises that don't have broadband at the moment. 110 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:22,660 We're doing some of this as well. 111 00:07:22,660 --> 00:07:24,660 The hat I acquired from Silverstone. 112 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:31,660 I'm actually going to be using it for a model shoot that I'm going to be doing this week for Bill Cullen's motor sales. 113 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,660 He's looking for a few of these. 114 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:36,660 Regional internet service provide. 115 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:39,660 Let me turn this music down, sorry. 116 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,660 He's looking for a few of these. 117 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:42,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 118 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:43,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 119 00:07:43,660 --> 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133 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:58,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 134 00:07:58,660 --> 00:07:59,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 135 00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:00,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 136 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:01,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 137 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:02,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 138 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:03,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 139 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:04,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 140 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:05,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 141 00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:06,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 142 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:07,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 143 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:08,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 144 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:09,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 145 00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:10,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 146 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:11,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 147 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:12,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 148 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:13,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 149 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 150 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:15,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 151 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:16,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 152 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:17,660 We're going to be doing some of these. 153 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:33,660 Yeah, I'm working on my range at the moment. 154 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:39,660 I'm actually going to be working on my range inside a Range Rover Evoque. 155 00:08:39,660 --> 00:08:43,660 It's going to be a real top, top dollar cruiser of a week. 156 00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:47,660 Sorry there about the audio. 157 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:54,660 It was a complete mishmash of jazzy beats and Ivan Yates soundscape. 158 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:57,660 If you don't know what an Ivan Yates soundscape is like, 159 00:08:57,660 --> 00:09:00,660 simply watch this and keep your ears open. 160 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:20,660 "Leprechaun" 161 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:32,660 "Who do you actually think you are?" 162 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:35,660 It's almost six o'clock. 163 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,660 That's anybody's guess. 164 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:39,660 It's a process. 165 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:43,660 We can put it out in the public domain and we can make the argument. 166 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:44,660 We're still in a tender process. 167 00:09:44,660 --> 00:09:47,660 That's the whole point of being in a tender process is to tease out issues 168 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:51,660 and uncover alternative methods or cheaper methods of doing things. 169 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:55,660 Why didn't you enter into the competition in the first place? 170 00:09:55,660 --> 00:09:58,660 Why are you coming after the event? 171 00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:04,660 Because as you know, with Ciro and with AIR and all the people, they were originally in and they pulled out. 172 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:06,660 Why didn't you enter into that competition? 173 00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:12,660 So at the start of the process, several regional ISPs did engage. 174 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:14,660 The restrictions on the NBP were twofold. 175 00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:19,660 One, it either had to be fibre to the door or it's an all fibre network, 176 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:24,660 or it could be done wirelessly, but you had to use what's called licensed spectrum. 177 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:30,660 So you had to buy part of the airways of Ireland and you had to buy that licence nationally. 178 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:37,660 Now those licences can be 70 plus million euro depending on what part of the airwaves you're purchasing. 179 00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:41,660 So typically it's only the mobile network operators that can afford them. 180 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:48,660 This model is very different to other countries which will sell parts of the spectrum, parts of the airwaves regionally. 181 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:53,660 So they'll sell the urban, the towns and the cities to the mobile network operators 182 00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:58,660 and in the regional areas they'll divvy it up and give it to regional internet service providers to provide rural access. 183 00:10:58,660 --> 00:10:59,660 A little bit upset here, Guy. 184 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:00,660 Regional ISPs. 185 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:09,660 Because the Iger Nord 1 track which I wanted to race, unfortunately I don't have the dirt tyres for any of the Mercedes which I own. 186 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:15,660 Gran Turismo doesn't have an extensive range of Mercedes in which you can use dirt tyres to drive that track. 187 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:20,660 So I'm being held hostage here by the game makers. 188 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:28,660 They haven't included the tarmac track which you get in the actual special mode of GT. 189 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:29,660 But you do get... 190 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:41,660 You do get a dirt track but that's... oh wait a sec... short track here we go. 191 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:42,660 Cable. 192 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:42,660 So that program was a fibre optic. 193 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:58,660 That was their equivalent of the national broadband plan. 194 00:11:58,660 --> 00:11:59,660 It was for 442 million euros. 195 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:00,660 It was for 442 million euros. 196 00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:01,660 I thought it's got a little report. 197 00:12:01,660 --> 00:12:02,660 There she is. 198 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:03,660 What a beautiful mountain. 199 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:04,660 Sadly... 200 00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:05,660 Sadly... 201 00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:12,660 The mountain which John's father lost his footing on slipped and bit the dust. 202 00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:15,660 We're never sitting there thinking they would do 100% via fibre optic. 203 00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:27,660 And as I look upon the mighty Iger in the Junfra region of the Swiss Alps, I am taken back to the moments before. 204 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:35,660 And when myself and John took the pedal train up there, I simply said to John, have some San Pellegrino. 205 00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:36,660 And also... 206 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:38,660 Enjoy your time in the mountains. 207 00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:41,660 The Scottish government will pay a maximum grand figure. 208 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:42,660 They haven't... 209 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:44,660 Give my love to your father. 210 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,660 And 3,000 sterling. 211 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:47,660 And what will happen... 212 00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:49,660 Little did I know that was the last time... 213 00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:53,660 John was ever going to get to see his father. 214 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:56,660 In fact, he didn't get to see his father. 215 00:12:56,660 --> 00:13:00,660 Because when he got up to the... near the foot of the mighty Iger... 216 00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:02,660 Um... 217 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:03,660 I had to inform John... 218 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,660 Of the bad, bad, bad news. 219 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:10,660 It was a complete 360 degree bad buzz. 220 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,660 And I told John that. 221 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,660 I said, "Look John, sit down. 222 00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:18,660 There's been a bad buzz." 223 00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:20,660 He said, "What's going on?" 224 00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:22,660 I said, "That was the Mountain Police. 225 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:24,660 It's your father." 226 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:27,660 He was up the fucking North Face. 227 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,660 Trying to free solo it. 228 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:30,660 At the age of 85. 229 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:34,660 He thought he was the next Alex Honnold. 230 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:36,660 But he was nothing. 231 00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:39,660 He lost his Alex foothold. 232 00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:41,660 Slipped. 233 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:43,660 Tumbled down. 234 00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:45,660 Like a solitary spud. 235 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,660 Bouncing and pinging off the mountain. 236 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:49,660 Ping pong. 237 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:51,660 Ding-a-ling-a-ling-dong. 238 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:53,660 Bing-bing-bang-pong. 239 00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:57,660 And John said, "What are you saying Connor?" 240 00:13:58,660 --> 00:13:59,660 I said, "I'm just making noises John. 241 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:08,660 Making noises to try and take the pain away from the knowledge that your father has sadly passed." 242 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:12,660 He just couldn't Arnold onto the mountain. 243 00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:14,660 But, um... 244 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:16,660 Yeah, you're asking about the hat. 245 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:19,660 Got this in Silverstone the other day. 246 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,660 It was a mad week. 247 00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:24,660 The March of Time sadly goes on. 248 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:26,660 Just like the March of the Penguins. 249 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:31,660 Which happened on July the 12th in Belfast. 250 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:33,660 Up around Shank Hill. 251 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:36,660 500 Apprentice Boy Penguins. 252 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:39,660 Clad in lovely orange sashes. 253 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:41,660 And silk white gloves. 254 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:45,660 They had 50 megabits on their flaps, their wings. 255 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:47,660 They waddled down. 256 00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:48,660 Passed a load of... 257 00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:51,660 What would you call those murals? 258 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:56,660 And then went back to a glacier, an icebox, icehouse room. 259 00:14:57,660 --> 00:15:11,020 We managed to import a 55 megaton glacier down to the ice hockey arena down there in Belfast for the Penguins. 260 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:16,820 And they slept there overnight after a heavy day marching and playing whistles. 261 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:24,780 And then we were off to Silverstone to watch Lewis, the loopity-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-loo-banger Hamilton, 262 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:34,580 not his first, not his second, not his third, not his fourth or his fifth, but his sixth Grand Prix British. 263 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:41,480 There were no bonfires for the Penguins, but they did try and make one. 264 00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:54,480 The Apprentice Penguins did try and make a 50-stack pallet bonfire, which had an effigy of Jeremy Adams on top. 265 00:15:54,900 --> 00:16:08,600 And none other than a flag, the trickler of the Ivory Coast, in a misjudged attempt to hurt the thoughts, feelings, and hearts of many a Republican. 266 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:16,340 But it failed due to a lack of foresight on the Penguins, who ended up offending Africa. 267 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:23,040 And a Didier... Didier... Didier... None other than Didier Drogba, who... 268 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:34,500 Who flew over on a private jet to dish out a lethal bollocking upon the Penguins, who were holed up in the Odyssey Arena overnight. 269 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:40,740 It was the only way we could keep those little guys cold, because it was such a warm July the 12th. 270 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:50,880 And, um... Yeah, Drogba turned up then, saying to the Peng... And he just went into the dressing room... And said... 271 00:16:52,740 --> 00:17:03,740 What the hell is wrong, guys? You've upset the Ivory Coast. You should be a fucking shame to yourselves. The heck of you! 272 00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:11,760 And, um... Yeah, they all looked sullen. The Penguins just looked sullen down at their flappy feet. 273 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:13,800 Webbed feet. 274 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:19,680 And, uh... Myself and Drog hit the goose. We hit that goose hard. 275 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:25,560 Um... You know, that was... That's his mantra as well. Goose hard. 276 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,360 Live fast. Goose hard. 277 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,260 Die. Don't die young. 278 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:32,960 Die old. 279 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,480 But live fast. 280 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:38,120 Um... And wear a seatbelt. Always wear a seatbelt. 281 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,940 And never drink and drive. 282 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,120 But look at that hotel. Have you seen that hotel in the back? You missed it there. 283 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:47,080 An absolutely beautiful place to be. 284 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:53,380 A beautiful place to sip Sam Pell crisp on a midsummer's evening. 285 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,980 As you watch a Mercedes McLaren... 286 00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:01,380 Bomb it round the track. 287 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,960 Live fast. Die old. Enjoy pension. 288 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,500 As Bruno says. 289 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,280 Welcome to Drive Time. 290 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,520 With me, Connor Williams. 291 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,600 Incorporating Mark Dargan. 292 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,240 Hargan Mars. 293 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,040 Or call us now... 294 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:22,760 And Yurti Ahern. 295 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,480 And Max Darwin too. 296 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:26,740 Yeah. 297 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,220 Let's do this. 298 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:35,080 You heard this. 299 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,280 The new Hot Point Gentle Steam Oven guys. 300 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:40,360 For more information, call to Parasity today. 301 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,420 Look at the size of that jackpot. 302 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,880 Derek, you got your binoculars the wrong way round. 303 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,580 I'm trying to fill it all in. 304 00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:48,440 Seriously. 305 00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:50,220 It's too big to miss. 306 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,420 There must be life... 307 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:55,300 The Euromians jackpot is an estimated 100 million euro. 308 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:58,000 Play responsibly in-store in app or at lottery.ie. 309 00:18:58,140 --> 00:18:58,980 Share the dream. 310 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:00,720 Business today. 311 00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,060 Thanks to Davey. 312 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,140 At Davey, we talk about life before we talk about finance. 313 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,480 Davey Finance. 314 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,220 It's not just business. 315 00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:10,280 It's personal. 316 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,360 It's not just business. 317 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,540 It's Davey. 318 00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:13,860 Business editor rejoins us. 319 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:19,720 Now we're speaking to Nigel Farage earlier about what Boris would do in relation to the withdrawal agreement and Brexit. 320 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:20,920 But one thing is certain. 321 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:25,500 Brexit, whatever the outcome is, the impact on sterling is devastating. 322 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:30,080 Our food exporters, it's really impacting our British visitors coming here. 323 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,320 Revenue is down. 324 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,320 Today has been a particularly bad day on the markets. 325 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,300 Bad day today is right, Ivan. 326 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:40,240 Sterling hit its lowest level versus the euro in six months. 327 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,420 90.5 pence to the euro at one point. 328 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:48,760 And sterling was at its lowest versus the dollar in more than two years. 329 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:50,000 Now, why is this happening? 330 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:55,940 It's because investors are getting increasingly concerned that we're looking at a no deal. 331 00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:58,460 There was a conservative leadership debate last night. 332 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:04,600 Both Boris Johnson and Jeremy Hunt said basically that they want to renegotiate the backstop. 333 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,460 And they think the backstop is dead. 334 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,520 So it was viewed really as a significant hardening. 335 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,160 The backstop is as dead as the proverbial dodo. 336 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:13,580 People are spooked. 337 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,180 You know, our own politicians. 338 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,200 People are spooked. 339 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:19,380 You know, the mountains are beautiful. 340 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,920 Likely now. 341 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,640 And that's going to have a negative impact on sterling. 342 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:28,560 And as you mentioned, on Irish farmers and others who are exporting to the UK. 343 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:29,320 Yeah. 344 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:38,100 What I'd lean today from if this Ursula won as elected president for Yonker, that we are talking about another extension. 345 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:41,420 Because they're not going to give him any suck on the withdrawal. 346 00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:42,220 They're not sucking. 347 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:50,840 And unless there's some particular movement across the air of sea on the backstop, then it'll just be rolled again. 348 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:51,060 Yeah. 349 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,380 Or general election of Britain. 350 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:55,920 And Boris Johnson has a bit of a track record as a bottler, doesn't he? 351 00:20:55,960 --> 00:21:01,240 I mean, he bottled going for the leadership last time around when Theresa May eventually won. 352 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,440 I think he'd bottle it on no deal. 353 00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,240 I know he's saying he wants to take them out. 354 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,820 Come hell or high water by October 31st. 355 00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:08,980 By hook or by crook. 356 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:09,560 I don't see it happening. 357 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:10,320 All right. 358 00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:16,720 Now, Ryanair, they've been caught up in this Boeing 737 Max new planes issue. 359 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:17,760 What's exactly the problem? 360 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,040 Get yourself into pole position. 361 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,920 Where do you want to be when the pension drops? 362 00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:31,660 You want to be behind the wheel of a McLaren Mercedes doing hairpin turns up in the Grindelwald Valley. 363 00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:35,380 Which they're going to be receiving these Boeing planes is going to be slower. 364 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:43,660 So they reckon next summer they're going to have 30 extra aircraft in their fleet rather than 58, which they've been previously expecting. 365 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:48,800 And what this is going to mean is that some of Ryanair's bases are going to have routes cut. 366 00:21:49,260 --> 00:21:51,240 Or some bases are even going to be closed. 367 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,840 Now, Michael O'Leary is still back in Boeing. 368 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,120 He was talking to investors today. 369 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,060 It's almost 6 o'clock. 370 00:21:57,060 --> 00:22:00,620 He remains confident in this 737 Max aircraft. 371 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,200 We still think it's a great product, he said. 372 00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:07,000 And he says, as soon as we can reasonably organise these deliveries with Boeing, 373 00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:13,320 we would intend to take all of the 135 aircraft we have ordered over the next five years. 374 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,760 Now, Ryanair have a long relationship with Boeing. 375 00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:23,180 It was only when they bought Loud Emotion last year, an Austrian airline, that Airbus has kind of came into their fleet. 376 00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:27,780 And Ryanair, they've kind of had a bit of a rocky relationship with Airbus. 377 00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:28,940 I mean, a few years back. 378 00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,460 Is Airbus the only alternative to Boeing? 379 00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:31,120 It's almost 6 o'clock. 380 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,960 It is and it isn't. 381 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:38,740 Like, there are other companies out there, but, like, Boeing and Airbus are kind of the two kingpins in the market. 382 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:49,120 But, I mean, quite interestingly, a few years back, Airbus said it didn't want to bid for a contract to supply planes to Ryanair because the discounts Ryanair were looking for were too big. 383 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:53,620 Which I suppose is typical Michael O'Leary, but, you know, that's what business is all about. 384 00:22:53,660 --> 00:23:04,240 But maybe he's using the excuse of only 30 planes being available rather than 58 to deal with what may be a downturn in the market anyway. 385 00:23:04,380 --> 00:23:06,120 Bit of a downturn there, guys. 386 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,060 Bit of a downturn. 387 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,300 Not much I can do about that. 388 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:20,440 But let's just take a moment to appreciate the beautiful scenery of the Grindelwald Basin Valley. 389 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,420 None other than the Swiss private jet ops. 390 00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:26,940 With me, Connor Williams. 391 00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:32,700 Hobbscoin enthusiast, full-time dreamweaver, an absolute beam blower. 392 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,880 At Silverstone the weekend there. 393 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,220 And when I say really expensive. 394 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:37,720 Unbelievable. 395 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,860 I was doing race commentary, of course. 396 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,560 With none other than Jordan B. Peterson. 397 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,980 It's lights out and away we go here. 398 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:49,360 Hamilton got a great start, but it's Bottas, who's just in the lead at the moment. 399 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,760 Covering off his Machides teammate, but it's Leclerc who's ahead of Verstappen. 400 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,000 Then Pierre Gasly. 401 00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:55,180 Then Lando Norris. 402 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,720 Who's made a great start in McLaren. 403 00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:59,320 He's level with Daniel Ricciardo already as we head into the village. 404 00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:00,040 Sure we go. 405 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,240 I networked you. 406 00:24:01,580 --> 00:24:02,540 They're looking good. 407 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,660 They've cleaned their rooms. 408 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:07,280 And they all know what this race is about. 409 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,060 12 rules for race car drivers. 410 00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:14,480 An antidote for the chaos of Formula 1 starts. 411 00:24:14,980 --> 00:24:16,260 Sorry about that Jordan. 412 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,660 We can't unfortunately promote your book. 413 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,760 Although it does sound like a great introspective read. 414 00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:26,180 I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave that one outside the suitcase when I head away to the Maldives for two weeks. 415 00:24:26,860 --> 00:24:31,040 Instead opting for none other than Eddie Jordan's autobiography. 416 00:24:31,460 --> 00:24:32,960 An independent man. 417 00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:36,600 Kind of confusing that I can't promote my book here. 418 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:41,060 And yet Eddie Jordan is allowed his to be here. 419 00:24:41,260 --> 00:24:44,780 Shut your hole JBP because Lando Norris is just about to overtake. 420 00:24:45,060 --> 00:24:47,680 Daniel Ricciardo here as they hit the big fat maggot. 421 00:24:48,340 --> 00:24:49,860 Two into one doesn't go. 422 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,700 Norris just ahead of Ricciardo. 423 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:58,960 This is just beautiful, sumptuous, amazing, magnificent driving here from the two silver arrows of Mercedes. 424 00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:02,220 Lewis Hamilton and Bottars. 425 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:03,740 The two teammates. 426 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,180 The brothers in arms. 427 00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:06,300 The dynamic duo. 428 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:07,920 The bomb chums. 429 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,200 As they go wheel to wheel, rim to rim. 430 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:11,720 Ass to ass here. 431 00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:13,040 On a massive bender. 432 00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:13,460 Boo boo. 433 00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:15,820 And who's going to take first here on Brooklands? 434 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,840 It looks like it's Lou Banger, Lou Banger Hamilton. 435 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,580 Loubity Loubity Loubu. 436 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,460 The crowd go absolutely apeshit here at Silverstone. 437 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:23,940 For the man they come to see. 438 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:28,180 Lewis the loopy Lou Doug Lou Banger Hamilton taking the Heineken straight fast and hard. 439 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:31,200 But here comes Bottas back again with some hustling and harrying. 440 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:32,580 Rim to rim again. 441 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,280 Wheel to wheel. 442 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:34,260 Ass to ass. 443 00:25:34,260 --> 00:25:37,540 And it's Bottars who takes the requiem for a dream pipe. 444 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,380 Enjoying the ride Connor? 445 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,320 Williams. 446 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:44,640 How's it going guys? 447 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,480 Just wanted to check in with you and let you know about the global corporate cabal. 448 00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:52,200 Which is actually taking over Ireland at an alarming rate and pace. 449 00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:56,600 I've actually had an offer to become their PR strategist. 450 00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:59,420 So I'm going to be joining them up next Tuesday. 451 00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:03,240 I don't think I'm going to be doing any more streams from here until forever. 452 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,220 The cabal really know where they're going. 453 00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:09,360 They've got a great fucking future ahead of them. 454 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:13,680 And I think if I can get my foot in the door there. 455 00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:18,420 I'm going to be bringing the cabal on a fucking two way extraordinary adventure. 456 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,420 Tato Park. 457 00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:26,380 Aboard the back of my new fucking SLK genuine Celica. 458 00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:32,940 There's only three Saturdays left until the full moon brings about a new beast upon our fucking shores. 459 00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:34,260 That one. 460 00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:36,240 We've yet to see you. 461 00:26:36,580 --> 00:26:40,680 We've yet to see how incredible that beast is. 462 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,680 We've yet to see how incredible that beast is. 463 00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:44,840 But believe you and me. 464 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,520 I'm going to fucking kill someone. 465 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,920 Want a discerning taste in life. 466 00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:51,280 You know where to go. 467 00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:54,920 Hit the links on a fucking Friday weekday's Fortnite. 468 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,260 And smack a few balls down the par five. 469 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,520 Make it onto the green in two when you're looking for an eagle loop-a-de-loo. 470 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,160 Start slicing that lime. 471 00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:08,540 Take off the plastic wrap off the neck of the goose. 472 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:13,800 And throttle the bottle until you pour out your heart's content into an ice bucket. 473 00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:17,240 Make sure the goose cloud warning lights are on. 474 00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:20,900 Because you're about to get strong-armed by a couple of geese. 475 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,940 The gaggle of your last contempt. 476 00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:28,660 As you walk the fairway down to the sand bunk of destruction. 477 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:30,620 Whip out the putting machine. 478 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:35,220 And give that ball a fuck smack into the hole of life. 479 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:38,840 Always, always remember to sip your goose responsibly. 480 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,180 Otherwise you're going to end up being dug out of a goose bunker. 481 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,900 By the goose cops. 482 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,340 The world's best tasting vodka. 483 00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:48,680 It's almost six o'clock. 484 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,900 It's almost six o'clock guys. 485 00:27:55,780 --> 00:27:57,540 It's almost six o'clock. 486 00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,980 San Pellegrino. 487 00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:02,180 You're almost 38. 488 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,480 Allianz. 489 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:04,820 Ivan Yates. 490 00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:06,680 You're almost 38. 491 00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:08,220 Network 2. 492 00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:09,740 Darkies. 493 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:10,820 Network 2. 494 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:11,940 Kalinies. 495 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:13,480 What are you at? 496 00:28:13,540 --> 00:28:14,400 Kill McCood. 497 00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:15,920 Have you got a pension yet? 498 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:16,900 Sandy Furt. 499 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:18,160 Have you got a fucking plan? 500 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:19,400 Watch your dog. 501 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,040 You're on. 502 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,160 Booter's town. 503 00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:22,160 Where are you working now? 504 00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:22,940 Seapoint. 505 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,080 Java job, John. 506 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:24,860 Blackrock. 507 00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:26,400 Where are you working now, John? 508 00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:26,960 Mercedes. 509 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,680 Please tell me you're working, John. 510 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:31,360 Please tell me you're working. 511 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:32,900 More cage. 512 00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:33,860 I've got to get the money coming in. 513 00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:36,320 Second holiday home. 514 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,720 Just gone six o'clock. 515 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:40,280 You stop. 516 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,500 Body in the boot. 517 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,140 Body in the boot. 518 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:43,960 Today FM. 519 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,700 Range Rover. 520 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:51,460 Surik. 521 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,820 It's almost six o'clock. 522 00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:57,360 Great stuff, guys. 523 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,520 It's almost just gone six o'clock there. 524 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:04,320 And we're having an absolute ball blaster of a day out in the mountains. 525 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,180 Enjoy your time in the mountains. 526 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:12,000 As you drive around fast and hard in a McLaren. 527 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,420 A beautiful McLaren Mercedes undercarriage. 528 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,000 Into the tunnel we go. 529 00:29:17,780 --> 00:29:19,820 Reaching 90 miles per hour. 530 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,000 Slipping down into third. 531 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,400 Luxury gear space. 532 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,060 Into the final S-Bend. 533 00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:32,340 It's a nasty S with a final ringer. 534 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:33,840 Oh. 535 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:35,660 It's going to be tough. 536 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,880 Just getting used to this McLaren. 537 00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:40,440 It's a beast. 538 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,140 It's got a real rip roar of an engine. 539 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:46,520 And it's very hot as well. 540 00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:48,960 It's very hot in here, guys. 541 00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:51,140 Inside the cab. 542 00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:54,720 The cab salve of this particular car. 543 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,620 It's an absolute beauty. 544 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,980 And you're probably wondering where the Sampel is today. 545 00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:04,180 At six o'clock. 546 00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:06,760 Well, I'm afraid we've had a bit of a... 547 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:10,800 A bit of a hard few days. 548 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:14,800 Sorry though. 549 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,740 Let me put on some sad music for a moment. 550 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:19,400 Bear with me. 551 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:45,000 Last night, we were at Eddie Jordan's creamy pit stop extravaganza. 552 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,900 The new nightclub opening on Space Mountain 9. 553 00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:53,040 We have footage here of the actual club. 554 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,160 It was a post-Silverstone smash bang. 555 00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:59,120 Incorporating Eddie Jordan's love of hedonism. 556 00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:00,920 And Maria Walsh. 557 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:01,580 MEP. 558 00:31:02,580 --> 00:31:06,100 Who was launching her brand new Tamagotchi blackjack range. 559 00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:08,040 When we got in there. 560 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,120 The news struck 12. 561 00:31:10,980 --> 00:31:12,520 That bad news. 562 00:31:12,780 --> 00:31:16,160 That San Pellegrino are being usurped. 563 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,700 By a new cat. 564 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,240 And a new player in town. 565 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:22,300 When I heard this, I nearly shit my jocks. 566 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,060 Nobody is going to take San Pelle to the grave. 567 00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:26,720 Nobody. 568 00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:28,000 Only me. 569 00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:29,320 And I don't want to do that. 570 00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:30,800 I've never wanted to do that. 571 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:37,500 All I want to do is drink the cool, crisp, delicious recipe that they have manufactured. 572 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,380 Using a lot of sugar in the past. 573 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,120 But now they've cut down and they've got a load of over shit in it. 574 00:31:43,420 --> 00:31:45,240 It tastes just as good in my opinion. 575 00:31:46,540 --> 00:31:51,040 Some of the scenes here from Eddie Jordan's creamy funker. 576 00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:53,480 It was a goose lounge. 577 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:58,420 The 180 degree grey goose aerial video lounge. 578 00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:03,000 On top of Eddie Jordan's creamy titanic bunk machine. 579 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:10,820 Which he'd manufactured using the finest glass blown out in Indonesia. 580 00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:16,620 He also had an extensive range of weapons that were sent over from Pakistan. 581 00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:20,080 But we didn't get round to shooting them. 582 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,620 One, because they're illegal. 583 00:32:22,060 --> 00:32:25,880 And two, because they would have drawn too much attention away from the actual goings on. 584 00:32:26,340 --> 00:32:30,120 Needless to say, Maria Walsh had an absolute blast of a night. 585 00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:34,480 And her brand new Tamagotchi, which was a little blackjack. 586 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:40,480 Which you have to nurture and keep alive for 75 million days. 587 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:41,980 Was launched. 588 00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:44,520 And she's going to be selling those on the blackjack market. 589 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,720 It's going to be great. 590 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,000 But getting back to the bad news. 591 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,960 Hobbs Coiner Williams. 592 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,060 Thank you so much. 593 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,540 Hobbs Coiner Williams. 594 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,680 You absolute legend of the fall. 595 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:58,960 Thank you very much. 596 00:33:01,540 --> 00:33:04,960 Yeah, the San Pell big boys came over and said, 597 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,660 Connor, there's a new player trying to usurp our territory. 598 00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:12,160 I said, who the f- what? 599 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:14,940 Scruffy, thank you so much. 600 00:33:14,940 --> 00:33:16,100 Mercedes dealer. 601 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:17,760 It's almost six o'clock. 602 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,180 I said, what are you on about? 603 00:33:20,260 --> 00:33:22,140 They said, have you been to Little? 604 00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:24,380 I said, I don't shop there. 605 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:26,980 Marks and Spencers are bust. 606 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:29,080 Superquin. 607 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,660 At worst. 608 00:33:31,780 --> 00:33:32,540 Little and Aldi. 609 00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:33,900 Never set foot in them. 610 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,820 They said that someone down in Little. 611 00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:38,140 Dr. Alex Ping Ponger. 612 00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:38,200 Dr. Alex Ping Ponger. 613 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:38,620 Thank you. 614 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:39,960 Thank you very much. 615 00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:41,640 Get down to Mercedes fast. 616 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,380 We're waiting for you. 617 00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:44,940 They said, Connor. 618 00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:49,220 There's a new player trying to usurp us from Little. 619 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,280 I said, I don't believe it. 620 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,460 And they said, get ready to meet none other. 621 00:33:57,460 --> 00:34:00,740 Than San Celestino. 622 00:34:00,740 --> 00:34:00,780 Than San Celestino. 623 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:00,780 Than San Celestino. 624 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:00,780 Than San Celestino. 625 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:00,780 Than San Celestino. 626 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:00,780 Than San Celestino. 627 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:00,780 Than San Celestino. 628 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:00,780 Than San Celestino. 629 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:00,780 Than San Celestino. 630 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:04,460 Than San Celestino. 631 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:08,860 Right then. 632 00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:10,240 From the Italian Alps. 633 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,200 From the Italian Alps. 634 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,880 Sparkling. 635 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:14,880 Sparkling Frizzante. 636 00:34:16,740 --> 00:34:18,880 Carbonated Natural Mineral Water. 637 00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:21,240 San Celestino. 638 00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:23,200 The picture of. 639 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,400 A picture of two cherubs on the front. 640 00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:28,000 Holding aloft. 641 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:31,020 A mercurial goose cloud. 642 00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:32,760 Of desire. 643 00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:34,500 Strange. 644 00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:37,100 And right at that moment. 645 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,340 When the A&R team from San Celestino. 646 00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:42,360 Held aloft. 647 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,900 San Pellegrino. 648 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,080 Held aloft. 649 00:34:45,180 --> 00:34:46,820 The bottle of San Celestino. 650 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:50,320 Amidst. 651 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,780 Amidst the hedonism. 652 00:34:51,780 --> 00:34:55,040 Of Maria Walsh's Tamagotchi blowbang. 653 00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:56,840 We all. 654 00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:57,680 We all. 655 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,900 Got down on our knees. 656 00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:00,500 And started to shed tears. 657 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,940 Tears which were carbonated. 658 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:03,980 From fears. 659 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,100 Fears about the onset. 660 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,660 Of an invasion. 661 00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:09,260 Of the San. 662 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:10,920 Pellegrino market. 663 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,380 Which is now. 664 00:35:12,380 --> 00:35:14,660 Looking like it's going to be no more. 665 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,320 I wept for 40 days. 666 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,420 And 40 nights. 667 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,480 The party still raged on. 668 00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:30,140 Maria Walsh's Tamagotchi died. 669 00:35:31,380 --> 00:35:33,240 I spilled a load of goose. 670 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:36,240 On three of the prototype Tamagotchis. 671 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,000 Which you brought. 672 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:37,700 They. 673 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,420 They will retail at 25 euro. 674 00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:41,920 But the prototypes. 675 00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:45,420 They cost 1 million a piece. 676 00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:48,600 So now I'm indebted to. 677 00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:49,820 Maria Walsh. 678 00:35:49,860 --> 00:35:50,260 MEP. 679 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,420 If you're watching Maria. 680 00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:54,200 I'm so so so so sorry. 681 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,800 About your Tamagotchis. 682 00:35:56,580 --> 00:35:57,540 I'm afraid. 683 00:35:57,540 --> 00:35:59,500 I'm afraid they're well and truly blackjacked. 684 00:35:59,820 --> 00:36:00,640 By my. 685 00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:02,660 Impetulance. 686 00:36:03,220 --> 00:36:03,960 And goose. 687 00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:05,900 Unfortunately. 688 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:09,760 The goose got the better of the fucking blackjack that night. 689 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,500 The good news. 690 00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:19,020 The flip side of what's gone on there is. 691 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:19,900 I've just been. 692 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:21,100 Contacted. 693 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:22,460 By none other. 694 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,420 Than San Celestino. 695 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,280 And they're looking for a new rep. 696 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,460 They want to boost their sales. 697 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,740 And they found none other. 698 00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:33,640 Than Connor Williams. 699 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:34,960 Incorporated. 700 00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:37,940 Former senior sales executive. 701 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:38,360 Of Mercedes. 702 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:39,660 Mercedes Ireland. 703 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,620 Partner at KPMG. 704 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:43,660 By the age of 23. 705 00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:47,140 San Pellegrino. 706 00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:47,840 Bob boy. 707 00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:52,140 And Zurich strongholder. 708 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:56,020 It is here. 709 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,200 Here and now. 710 00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:58,700 That you will witness. 711 00:36:59,260 --> 00:36:59,880 The first. 712 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,240 Taste test. 713 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,040 Of none other. 714 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,000 Than San Celestino. 715 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,160 Get ready for the. 716 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:12,300 Get ready for the. 717 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,640 The thrill of the fizz. 718 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,600 When bottle lid. 719 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,540 Goes twist. 720 00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:20,600 Will you stick. 721 00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:21,820 Or will you twist. 722 00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:29,620 Crank up those. 723 00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:30,440 Crank up those. 724 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,000 Headphones. 725 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,540 Get ready for a. 726 00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:33,120 Fizz bomb. 727 00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:33,960 That's going to blow. 728 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,200 Your mind pipe. 729 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:35,340 Crank up. 730 00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:45,020 Oh. 731 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,480 Look at those bubbles. 732 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:48,600 You can't see them. 733 00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:49,020 Because it's. 734 00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:50,600 It's an invisible bottle. 735 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,320 Bottas. 736 00:37:52,580 --> 00:37:54,240 Was sipping heavily on this. 737 00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:55,000 The last day. 738 00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:56,420 At Silverstone. 739 00:37:56,420 --> 00:38:26,400 Thank you. 740 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:56,380 Thank you. 741 00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:58,380 Thank you. 742 00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:00,380 Wow. 743 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:06,080 San Celestino, John. 744 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:11,560 It's a wild bumpy ride. 745 00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:21,680 That just tickled every apex of my esophagus on the way down to my fucking food flaps. 746 00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:41,040 Where it's going to hit a swashbuckling journey of intensity in your stomach before moving fast and furiously through a litany of S-bands and tight hairpin goose curves inside your medulla oblongata. 747 00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:42,780 Which is actually in your brain. 748 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:43,940 But don't worry. 749 00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:47,100 What I meant to say was your duodenum. 750 00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:52,080 It's tickling my brain. 751 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,840 The medulla oblongata is roused. 752 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,560 And I'm ready to drive and drive hard. 753 00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:00,620 Bottas. 754 00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:01,900 Hamilton. 755 00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:04,200 Joe Vinazzi. 756 00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:05,840 He's not a Nazi. 757 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,780 Everybody at the Formula One crew. 758 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:11,920 Beethoven. 759 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:13,560 And Little. 760 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,700 You just created a motherfucking beast. 761 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,320 Raise a glass to yourself. 762 00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:23,460 And drink a crisp bottle of San Celestino. 763 00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:31,420 Preferably whilst watching the beautiful and haunting voice of Ban Celebino. 764 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:32,740 How's it going? 765 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:37,280 You haven't heard music until you've heard the voice of Ban Celebino. 766 00:40:37,280 --> 00:41:01,920 Ban Celebino. 767 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:16,300 Quick look back at the scenes. 768 00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:19,800 From the Grey Goose Lounge. 769 00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:25,560 Eddie Jordan's creamy, creamy new nightmare. 770 00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:30,040 Which was ghostwritten by Wes Craven. 771 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:35,580 And Wes Anderson is the first option on the movie. 772 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,800 Gotta say, it was an absolute goose of a night. 773 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:51,900 Maria Walsh's prototype Tamagotchis were destroyed by numerous goose splashes. 774 00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:55,180 She got really angry and sat in the corner. 775 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,800 Listening to Bewitched on repeat on her headphones. 776 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:04,680 Eddie Jordan came over and said, why is Maria Walsh MEP crying? 777 00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:10,740 I said simply, her stupid fucking Tamagogus got goosed out of it. 778 00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:13,100 What are you going to do about it, Jordanian? 779 00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:15,900 You going to help her? 780 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:19,680 Are you going to stick by your old buddy Konzo William Asso? 781 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:31,600 He looked at me, smiled, and walked back to Zonad, who was quaffing litres of goose by the pound and by the stronghold. 782 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:39,280 Captain Cabinets, thank you so much. 783 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:42,120 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 784 00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:45,320 Who says, modern paintings are like women. 785 00:42:45,740 --> 00:42:48,220 You'll never enjoy them if you try to understand them. 786 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,220 Like yourself, you legend. 787 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000 It's great. 788 00:42:53,060 --> 00:42:57,580 It's great that you're in the zone, Captain Cabinets. 789 00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:00,240 Thanks so much for your kind-hearted. 790 00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:01,720 Generous tip. 791 00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:06,940 Not to mention, boxes of Cobra Toxin. 792 00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:10,900 I hope that you've got yourself a Zurich pension plan sorted. 793 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:18,560 Boxes because the future is bright and it is orange, but it's not too far away and you need to be secure. 794 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,580 Please do be secure. 795 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:26,220 Also, if you're looking for a city, look no further than Cork. 796 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,360 It's a city on the rise, guys. 797 00:43:29,380 --> 00:43:34,980 Let's have a little look at this KPMG Cork vid, which we've got going on here. 798 00:43:35,740 --> 00:43:37,780 It's going to be an absolute blast item. 799 00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:45,940 San Pellet San Celestino MEP. 800 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,000 Thank you very much. 801 00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:52,780 San Pellet Judas Bastard says boxes. 802 00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,120 Tell me what you really think. 803 00:43:58,100 --> 00:43:59,300 It's almost six o'clock. 804 00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:00,680 It's almost six o'clock. 805 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,520 Anaconda G. 806 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,120 Thanks so much. 807 00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:07,660 Anaconda G. 808 00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:13,540 As well as these absolutely beautiful Mercedes slip slops. 809 00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:17,640 Which were donated to me by Lewis the Lou Banger Lou Dog Hamilton. 810 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,160 Which incorporate Panther Testicle Sack for the soul. 811 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:25,560 Root. 812 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:27,020 Thanks so much, Root. 813 00:44:28,020 --> 00:44:29,460 Very, very kind of you, Root. 814 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:31,940 You simply say, 815 00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:33,260 Lenster. 816 00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:35,480 Well, that's an amazing message. 817 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,240 Thanks so much. 818 00:44:36,980 --> 00:44:39,080 And Dr. Alex Pingpong, too. 819 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:39,880 Who says, 820 00:44:39,980 --> 00:44:41,400 Just landed in Gatwick. 821 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,480 After a rapid... 822 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,480 Gav Alliance, thank you so much. 823 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,880 Get yourself down to Zurich tomorrow. 824 00:44:48,540 --> 00:44:50,500 I'll see you there with a bottle of San Celeste. 825 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,820 Just landed in Gatwick Airport. 826 00:44:54,820 --> 00:44:58,480 After a rapid 45 minute private Learjet flight. 827 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,800 From a private one-on-one seminar. 828 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,800 With none other than Jordan B. Peterson. 829 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,220 Following his latest book signing. 830 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,520 Hosted at San Pellegrino's exclusive. 831 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,040 Pellegr... 832 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,740 Pellegrino vineyard. 833 00:45:15,260 --> 00:45:16,920 In South Sardinia. 834 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,740 It sounds amazing. 835 00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:21,380 It sounds tasty. 836 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:22,340 It sounds luxurious. 837 00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:25,280 And it sounds like there's a lot of money involved. 838 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:26,900 On all fronts. 839 00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:30,780 An absolute 360 degree wealth house. 840 00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:33,860 Smouldering Shamrock. 841 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:34,800 Thank you very much. 842 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,200 Loving the hat, Connor. 843 00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:37,140 Your summer look. 844 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,900 Well, I guess you could call it that. 845 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,820 Although I came back to Dublin today. 846 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,540 On a private Learjet. 847 00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:46,720 Myself and... 848 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,340 I have to say. 849 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,300 It wasn't keeping the sun out of my eyes. 850 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:53,000 But it was... 851 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,120 Diffusing. 852 00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:55,720 The grey... 853 00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,160 Goose-like tones of the sky. 854 00:45:59,540 --> 00:46:00,720 I do feel... 855 00:46:02,580 --> 00:46:03,340 Mediterranean. 856 00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:04,640 At best. 857 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,820 Cosmopolitan at worst. 858 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,520 A pure 360 degree San Pellegrino-fied. 859 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,120 At middling. 860 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:13,700 It's almost 6 o'clock. 861 00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:14,980 Getting back to the slip-slops. 862 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,600 You've got an interior. 863 00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,100 Woven from pure puppy optics. 864 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:20,200 The fluff. 865 00:46:20,540 --> 00:46:22,720 From a thousand pedigree chum. 866 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:24,080 Pups. 867 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,160 And it's just so soft. 868 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:27,440 You've got a memory foam. 869 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,360 Soul as well. 870 00:46:29,460 --> 00:46:31,060 So you can really feel cushioned. 871 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:33,160 Helps me a lot actually guys. 872 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,460 With my planter fasciitis. 873 00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:36,860 Which I got. 874 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,160 After a 3km blowhouser. 875 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,080 Out at Maria Walsh's private luxury yacht. 876 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,780 Which has a 500... 877 00:46:44,780 --> 00:46:47,040 400 metre running track on it. 878 00:46:47,780 --> 00:46:49,400 It's almost 6 o'clock. 879 00:46:51,220 --> 00:46:52,400 As you can imagine. 880 00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:54,140 That would be a massive yacht. 881 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,680 It's actually a cruise ship. 882 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:56,780 Scaled down. 883 00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:58,880 A swimming pool. 884 00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:02,100 And a lovely sweet beast in a cage. 885 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:03,960 In the undercarriage. 886 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,420 Thank you so much. 887 00:47:06,420 --> 00:47:08,180 Thank you so much. 888 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:08,860 Sweet beast. 889 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,140 And smouldering shamrock. 890 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:11,880 Gavlions too. 891 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:12,880 The neck of you. 892 00:47:13,740 --> 00:47:15,440 I think I'm going to have a Snickers John. 893 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,420 While we look at a... 894 00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:18,420 KPMG Cork's... 895 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,360 Success story. 896 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:22,560 Sit back. 897 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:25,600 Pour yourself a cool crisp jar. 898 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,680 Of San Celestino. 899 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:30,360 And get ready to enjoy the summer. 900 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,620 Extract of the mineral water analysis. 901 00:47:35,780 --> 00:47:37,300 Originally recognised by the Institute. 902 00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:38,140 Universita. 903 00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:40,260 Universita. 904 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:42,340 Degli studi di Torino. 905 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:43,980 Torino. 906 00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:46,560 From the Italian Alps. 907 00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:48,620 Bottled by Fonte di Pascina. 908 00:47:48,780 --> 00:47:49,200 Spa. 909 00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:50,220 Pascina. 910 00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:52,120 Out in Italy. 911 00:47:53,460 --> 00:47:55,540 Not far from San Bello Grino. 912 00:47:59,500 --> 00:47:59,980 Anyway. 913 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,020 Here goes. 914 00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:03,040 Here goes the KPM genus. 915 00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:06,500 85. 916 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:15,860 I know who did the voiceover for this. 917 00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:18,960 And he's been taking work out of my pocket. 918 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,040 I'm signed to a few vocal houses. 919 00:48:24,460 --> 00:48:25,980 Around the country and the UK. 920 00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:28,960 This guy is hot on my tail. 921 00:48:29,060 --> 00:48:29,800 He's been watching my... 922 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,660 Just going to give that a lovely bit of a sand tilt there. 923 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:35,800 He's been watching my vids. 924 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,260 And my adverts that I've been doing. 925 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:39,920 I've been getting a lot of good corporate. 926 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:41,540 Meaty corporate work. 927 00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:45,680 Via my good friend Geppetto Sexton. 928 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,420 Who got the foot in the door. 929 00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,200 He managed to get my slipper in the door. 930 00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:50,560 You know. 931 00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,720 And there's another guy. 932 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,980 Who will remain nameless. 933 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:58,640 But he's taking the food out of my mouth. 934 00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:01,560 And I'm not happy about it. 935 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,620 But he did this. 936 00:49:02,700 --> 00:49:04,600 And let's just see how good of a job he did. 937 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,020 Welcome to Cork. 938 00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:11,960 One of Europe's most dynamic and exciting business locations. 939 00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:13,560 First off. 940 00:49:13,900 --> 00:49:14,960 Let me say this. 941 00:49:15,220 --> 00:49:15,560 Cork. 942 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:17,580 Great city. 943 00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:18,800 Great city. 944 00:49:19,820 --> 00:49:20,180 But. 945 00:49:21,540 --> 00:49:25,020 I don't know if you're a dynamic business location. 946 00:49:31,660 --> 00:49:32,740 I'll leave it there. 947 00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:34,180 It's almost 6 o'clock. 948 00:49:35,780 --> 00:49:39,080 With a proven track record of delivering results for entrepreneurs. 949 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,420 For fast growing domestic businesses. 950 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,760 And for global household names. 951 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,360 At KPMG. 952 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:49,020 We're proud to be part of the success story of this great city. 953 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,980 Our new home at 85 South Mall. 954 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,040 Is a modern collaborative space. 955 00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:55,760 With room for future growth. 956 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,700 So our teams can work locally. 957 00:49:58,180 --> 00:49:58,700 Nationally. 958 00:49:58,980 --> 00:49:59,820 And internationally. 959 00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:01,360 Apologies there guys. 960 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:01,360 To business. 961 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,320 And exciting business locations. 962 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,900 With a proven track record of delivering results for entrepreneurs. 963 00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:10,320 For fast growing domestic businesses. 964 00:50:10,780 --> 00:50:12,620 And for global household names. 965 00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,200 At KPMG. 966 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,880 We're proud to be part of the success story of this great city. 967 00:50:18,540 --> 00:50:20,840 Our new home at 85 South Mall. 968 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,900 Is a modern collaborative space. 969 00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,620 With room for future growth. 970 00:50:24,900 --> 00:50:26,560 So our teams can work locally. 971 00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:27,560 Nationally. 972 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,640 And internationally. 973 00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:30,060 We are very fortunate. 974 00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:32,420 To have enjoyed your 50 year history in Cork. 975 00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:36,360 Barry O'Connell. 976 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,060 I want to tell you something about Barry. 977 00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,620 He's non-conventional. 978 00:50:48,620 --> 00:50:49,060 Okay. 979 00:50:49,060 --> 00:50:51,520 and a little known fact 980 00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,260 he's completely Afrocentric. 981 00:50:59,260 --> 00:51:02,100 He did the mastering and mixing on Kendrick Lamar's 982 00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:03,240 To Pimp a Butterfly. 983 00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,180 Look at him. 984 00:51:07,700 --> 00:51:09,360 I remember that face. 985 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,940 It's the last thing you're going to see. 986 00:51:11,940 --> 00:51:24,380 Barry O'Connell. 987 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:31,840 You thought you were looking at a standard B to the A to the double R-Y. 988 00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:34,980 Hold your fucking head in shame. 989 00:51:39,380 --> 00:51:40,580 Hold your head in shame. 990 00:51:40,580 --> 00:51:41,840 John. 991 00:51:43,940 --> 00:51:46,860 Because Barry's a double R-I-E. 992 00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:51,700 Non-conventional. 993 00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:52,960 Non-con. 994 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,520 Completely Afrocentric. 995 00:51:57,580 --> 00:51:59,440 In your 50-year history in Cork, 996 00:51:59,620 --> 00:52:01,020 we're very optimistic for Cork, 997 00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:02,140 a city on the rise, 998 00:52:02,420 --> 00:52:04,000 as it develops over the next generation. 999 00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:06,640 And we have great confidence in Cork to succeed. 1000 00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,520 This is a hugely exciting time for Cape... 1001 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:10,520 Cork. 1002 00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:12,720 Cork. 1003 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,400 Cork. 1004 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,460 Consumate professional. 1005 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,340 I know all these guys because I taught them everything they needed to know. 1006 00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:26,460 when the time come for me to fly the nest, 1007 00:52:26,460 --> 00:52:29,000 I simply said to them, 1008 00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,260 consolidate your wealth. 1009 00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:36,280 Get yourself a massive pot. 1010 00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:37,860 Keep filling it. 1011 00:52:38,380 --> 00:52:39,020 Keep filling it. 1012 00:52:39,700 --> 00:52:40,740 Make your own rainbow. 1013 00:52:43,540 --> 00:52:44,820 You know who told me that? 1014 00:52:44,820 --> 00:52:47,020 None other than Billy Zane. 1015 00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:52,540 BMG, Cork's history, and indeed our own, have a lot in common. 1016 00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:55,000 Chief among these is exceptional people. 1017 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:59,580 The great people and talent here in Cork and Munster have been a huge part of... 1018 00:52:59,580 --> 00:53:02,340 Victor Vaughn spoken to you. 1019 00:53:02,340 --> 00:53:03,260 Thanks very much. 1020 00:53:03,340 --> 00:53:04,020 ...and ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1021 00:53:06,140 --> 00:53:07,060 That guy there? 1022 00:53:10,780 --> 00:53:12,060 Larry Bigelow. 1023 00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:19,580 New York's prime Logitech consultant investment man. 1024 00:53:19,580 --> 00:53:20,680 It's almost six o'clock. 1025 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,580 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 1026 00:53:23,780 --> 00:53:26,020 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1027 00:53:27,140 --> 00:53:27,940 Thank you so much. 1028 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:31,680 Are you prepared for the latest ambitious Zurich-sponsored merger, 1029 00:53:32,020 --> 00:53:34,840 where Eddie Jordan and Jordan B. Peterson 1030 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:38,540 will be fused in a vat of Sam Pelly 1031 00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:41,960 to create Eddie Jordan Peterson? 1032 00:53:42,740 --> 00:53:47,960 Well, Victor, I will say that your idea, 1033 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:49,660 although ambitious, 1034 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,920 is sadly lacking 1035 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:59,280 because talks have already moved to production. 1036 00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:01,300 Words have turned into action. 1037 00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:04,700 And come the stroke of midnight, 1038 00:54:04,700 --> 00:54:07,560 next Wednesday, weekday afternoon, 1039 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,220 Eddie Jordan 1040 00:54:11,220 --> 00:54:13,420 and Jordan B. Peterson 1041 00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:15,260 and none other 1042 00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:17,800 than Eddie Hobbs 1043 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,660 will be fused 1044 00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:22,500 in a vat of San Celestino 1045 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:23,840 to become 1046 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,620 Eddie... 1047 00:54:26,620 --> 00:54:32,040 Eddie Peter Hobbson. 1048 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:36,020 Wait a second. 1049 00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:43,260 Eddie Jobson. 1050 00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:48,480 Eddie B. Peter Hobbs. 1051 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,960 Back to this. 1052 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:56,620 Lawrence Bigelow. 1053 00:54:56,700 --> 00:54:58,460 An enigma. 1054 00:54:59,420 --> 00:55:02,600 An absolute 360-degree business, 1055 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:03,960 fully-fledged, 1056 00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,140 coniferous tree of a man. 1057 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:06,940 Success. 1058 00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:09,620 Living in Cork was always my first choice. 1059 00:55:09,780 --> 00:55:12,300 It gives me the opportunity to experience new things, 1060 00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:15,480 to live in a really vibrant and diverse area, 1061 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:19,620 and we have so much to look forward to in the coming years. 1062 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:23,100 Our investment in this building reaffirms our commitment to... 1063 00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:25,060 Let me tell you about Seamus Hand. 1064 00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:25,260 And... 1065 00:55:25,260 --> 00:55:35,060 I met him... 1066 00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:37,060 at the Cirque du Soleil... 1067 00:55:38,660 --> 00:55:41,060 2013 extravaganza... 1068 00:55:41,900 --> 00:55:43,060 on top of Maria Walsh's... 1069 00:55:43,900 --> 00:55:45,060 cybernetic yacht... 1070 00:55:46,100 --> 00:55:47,660 out in the Monaco region. 1071 00:55:48,820 --> 00:55:50,340 He was doing handstands. 1072 00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,720 He had his whole clan with him. 1073 00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,580 And we all gave him a round of applause. 1074 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,660 Using our hands... 1075 00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:02,580 as he requested. 1076 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,100 The handy thing about Seamus... 1077 00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:08,960 is that when... 1078 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:09,960 he's there when you need him. 1079 00:56:11,180 --> 00:56:13,340 He's a strictly hands-on kind of guy. 1080 00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:16,400 Except when the going gets tough. 1081 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,960 And he can actually get a bit hands-offish. 1082 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,260 Also, he can juggle five balls at once. 1083 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,100 Both our clients... 1084 00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:30,680 and our exceptional team in Cork. 1085 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,060 These new offices provide a modern, sustainable base... 1086 00:56:34,060 --> 00:56:35,940 from which we can continue to make the most... 1087 00:56:35,940 --> 00:56:37,560 of the great opportunities we have. 1088 00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:38,760 both here in Cork... 1089 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,460 and indeed throughout the Munster region. 1090 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:43,240 We're embarking on our new chapter... 1091 00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:45,220 at a time of optimism and excitement. 1092 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,120 And we'll continue our history... 1093 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:48,360 of working with business... 1094 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:49,540 in this great city. 1095 00:56:54,420 --> 00:56:56,500 That's Cork.ie. 1096 00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:58,620 An absolute amazing place. 1097 00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:03,500 Second after Dublin... 1098 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,460 when it comes to business and strategy. 1099 00:57:07,420 --> 00:57:09,420 but I've heard only good things... 1100 00:57:09,420 --> 00:57:10,420 about Cork... 1101 00:57:10,420 --> 00:57:11,300 and what's coming to them. 1102 00:57:11,940 --> 00:57:12,340 And... 1103 00:57:12,340 --> 00:57:12,900 um... 1104 00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:14,880 they may become the new tech hub... 1105 00:57:16,820 --> 00:57:17,460 soon enough. 1106 00:57:17,580 --> 00:57:18,540 Silicon Munster. 1107 00:57:19,220 --> 00:57:20,300 Grandpa Munster. 1108 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:21,880 And the Silicon Chip... 1109 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:24,120 of Joseph Coney. 1110 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:24,880 Joseph Coney.ie. 1111 00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,340 Which is going to be launched... 1112 00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:28,560 soon enough as well down there. 1113 00:57:28,620 --> 00:57:29,560 It's going to come back... 1114 00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:30,020 big time. 1115 00:57:30,020 --> 00:57:31,020 Joseph Coney.ie. 1116 00:57:31,020 --> 00:57:32,020 Joseph Coney.ie. 1117 00:57:32,020 --> 00:57:32,020 Joseph Coney.ie. 1118 00:57:32,020 --> 00:57:32,020 Joseph Coney.ie. 1119 00:57:32,020 --> 00:57:33,020 Joseph Coney.ie. 1120 00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:34,140 Cove Ramblers. 1121 00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:37,140 Conecilty.ie. 1122 00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:38,600 The sausage. 1123 00:57:38,940 --> 00:57:39,320 The pudding. 1124 00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:39,840 The bacon. 1125 00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:40,940 The rasher. 1126 00:57:41,940 --> 00:57:43,000 They have it all. 1127 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:44,480 They have it all. 1128 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:45,940 Y'all... 1129 00:57:47,940 --> 00:57:50,240 Is Cork a San Pellegrino... 1130 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,940 or San Celestino town? 1131 00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:53,880 Um... 1132 00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:54,940 I don't know if... 1133 00:57:54,940 --> 00:57:55,700 if... 1134 00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:57,940 either beverage has made its way to Cork... 1135 00:57:57,940 --> 00:57:58,940 but I do know... 1136 00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:00,940 that they go absolutely... 1137 00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:02,940 loop it a loobanger Hamilton... 1138 00:58:02,940 --> 00:58:04,200 for Tenora... 1139 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:04,940 which in my eyes... 1140 00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:06,760 is nothing. 1141 00:58:07,940 --> 00:58:08,540 I... 1142 00:58:08,540 --> 00:58:09,940 I drank some before... 1143 00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:11,860 I don't understand the drink itself. 1144 00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:12,800 I don't... 1145 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:13,540 What's its... 1146 00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:14,660 What's its USP? 1147 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,580 I don't know. 1148 00:58:21,380 --> 00:58:23,220 It's almost six o'clock. 1149 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,880 We might save this banana there for a bit. 1150 00:58:27,980 --> 00:58:29,060 Pardon me there. 1151 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:30,260 Sorry about that, guys. 1152 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:31,880 Zurichburp.ie. 1153 00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:38,880 Oh... 1154 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,880 Just in case you're wondering here... 1155 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:43,540 This is the... 1156 00:58:43,540 --> 00:58:45,800 the relaxed position of the driving claw. 1157 00:58:46,060 --> 00:58:47,840 Your right foot on the pedal... 1158 00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:49,040 that's your driving claw. 1159 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:50,240 Make sure that you... 1160 00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:50,940 when you're resting... 1161 00:58:50,940 --> 00:58:51,460 you're not driving. 1162 00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:52,300 Have it down there. 1163 00:58:52,540 --> 00:58:53,560 Just hanging off. 1164 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:55,020 Ready for... 1165 00:58:55,020 --> 00:58:55,880 ready to pounce... 1166 00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:56,840 when the going gets tough. 1167 00:58:58,460 --> 00:58:59,140 And... 1168 00:58:59,140 --> 00:58:59,880 for your lefty... 1169 00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:02,180 you might want to get a bit of air to that... 1170 00:59:02,180 --> 00:59:03,420 inside those sheep skinners. 1171 00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:07,680 So... 1172 00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:10,880 go betwixt clutch and brake... 1173 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,700 and then slowly but surely... 1174 00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:14,880 slip on out of that... 1175 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:18,100 and refresh your foot... 1176 00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:19,880 with some sensual airwaves... 1177 00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,300 like this. 1178 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:28,920 Beautiful stuff. 1179 00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:30,180 Then... 1180 00:59:30,180 --> 00:59:31,980 when you're ready to go back to work... 1181 00:59:31,980 --> 00:59:33,980 slip right back in... 1182 00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:36,980 and then release the hound... 1183 00:59:36,980 --> 00:59:39,680 back again... 1184 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:40,680 place her down... 1185 00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,680 and you're ready to rock. 1186 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,680 It's almost six o'clock. 1187 00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,680 It's almost six o'clock. 1188 00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:47,680 let's go for a lap. 1189 00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:55,680 Let's go for a lap. 1190 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:56,680 and... 1191 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:56,680 stop. 1192 00:59:56,680 --> 01:00:10,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1193 01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:14,980 bit of oversteer. 1194 01:00:14,980 --> 01:00:15,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1195 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:16,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1196 01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1197 01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1198 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:21,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1199 01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:22,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1200 01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:23,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1201 01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:24,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1202 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01:02:29,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1320 01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:30,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1321 01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:31,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1322 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:32,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1323 01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:33,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1324 01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:34,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1325 01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:35,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1326 01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:36,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1327 01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:37,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1328 01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:38,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1329 01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:39,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1330 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1331 01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:41,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1332 01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:42,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1333 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:43,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1334 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:44,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1335 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:45,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1336 01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:46,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1337 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:47,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1338 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:48,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1339 01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:49,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1340 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:51,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1341 01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:52,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1342 01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:53,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1343 01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:54,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1344 01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:55,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1345 01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:56,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1346 01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:57,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1347 01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:58,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1348 01:02:58,680 --> 01:02:59,680 I love the 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01:03:14,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1364 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:15,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1365 01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:16,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1366 01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:17,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1367 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:18,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1368 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:19,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1369 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:20,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1370 01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:21,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1371 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:22,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1372 01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:23,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1373 01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:24,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1374 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:25,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1375 01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:26,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1376 01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:27,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1377 01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:28,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1378 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:29,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1379 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:30,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1380 01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:31,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1381 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:32,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1382 01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:33,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1383 01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:34,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1384 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:35,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1385 01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:36,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1386 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:37,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1387 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:38,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1388 01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:39,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1389 01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:40,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1390 01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:41,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1391 01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:42,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1392 01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:43,680 I love the 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01:03:58,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1408 01:03:58,680 --> 01:03:59,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1409 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:00,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1410 01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:01,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1411 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:02,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1412 01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:03,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1413 01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:04,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1414 01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:05,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1415 01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:06,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1416 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:07,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1417 01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:08,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1418 01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:09,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1419 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:10,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1420 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:11,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1421 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:12,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1422 01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:13,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1423 01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:14,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1424 01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:15,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1425 01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:16,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1426 01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:17,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1427 01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:18,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1428 01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:19,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1429 01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:20,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1430 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:21,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1431 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:22,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1432 01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:23,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1433 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1434 01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:25,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1435 01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:26,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1436 01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:27,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1437 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:28,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1438 01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:29,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1439 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:30,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1440 01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:31,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1441 01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:32,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1442 01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:33,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1443 01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:34,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1444 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:35,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1445 01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:36,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1446 01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:37,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1447 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:38,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1448 01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:39,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1449 01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:40,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1450 01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:41,680 I love the sound of that engine. 1451 01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:44,680 And toke on the bong down in Buenos Aires. 1452 01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:45,680 San Pellegrino. 1453 01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,680 Magic it's gone. 1454 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:51,680 Shanghai noon with your fucking sushi bowl soon. 1455 01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,680 Flick of the lick of the lid back to Milano. 1456 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:55,680 In the jar-o. 1457 01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,680 Let's fucking have some bourbon. 1458 01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:01,680 It's almost six o'clock. 1459 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,680 What about a pie chart? 1460 01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:07,680 Just having a little look here at the Impact Hub Zurich pie chart. 1461 01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,680 Startup stage. 1462 01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:13,680 There we see. 1463 01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:14,680 We got. 1464 01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:17,680 Intention formation at 6%. 1465 01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:20,680 Scaling at 11%. 1466 01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:21,680 Running operations. 1467 01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:22,680 Punching above its weight. 1468 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,680 We're at 38% in the purple there. 1469 01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:26,680 Large chunk of the pie. 1470 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:29,680 Idea development being muscled out. 1471 01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:30,680 It's just a slither. 1472 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:32,680 You're not going to be left. 1473 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:34,680 Satisfied after that. 1474 01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,680 But the runaway winner. 1475 01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:37,680 The size of the pie. 1476 01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:38,680 The size of the slice of the pie. 1477 01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,680 The size of the slice of the startup initiative. 1478 01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:42,680 With a phenomenal. 1479 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,680 42%. 1480 01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:46,680 In the pie stakes. 1481 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:51,680 I actually had a fucking Zurich pie chart last night for dinner. 1482 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:55,680 And poured a liter of goose over that as well. 1483 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:57,680 And then gravy. 1484 01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:59,680 Spuds and a load of brussel sprouts. 1485 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:00,680 And a load of brussel sprouts. 1486 01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:02,680 Which I just microwaved. 1487 01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:03,680 The gas. 1488 01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:07,680 The noxious emissions today. 1489 01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:08,680 Were unpalatable. 1490 01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:10,680 And they were untenable. 1491 01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:13,680 They were untenable. 1492 01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:14,680 Even for myself. 1493 01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:17,680 I had to try and distance myself from myself. 1494 01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:18,680 Which is. 1495 01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:21,680 Something which I'd never experienced before. 1496 01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:22,680 I. 1497 01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:25,680 I had to fucking just. 1498 01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:27,680 Close the door of the bathroom. 1499 01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:30,680 With my arse in the bathroom. 1500 01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,680 And then I was in the hotel. 1501 01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:33,680 My upper body torso. 1502 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,680 And the rest of my body was outside the door. 1503 01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:38,680 In the hotel bedroom. 1504 01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:40,680 And then. 1505 01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:42,680 All the gas was going into the bathroom. 1506 01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:44,680 And I could just lie on the floor. 1507 01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:45,680 Outside. 1508 01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:46,680 And play with the iPhone. 1509 01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:47,680 Because. 1510 01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:49,680 There was a plug socket nearby. 1511 01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:51,680 Which left it on charge. 1512 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:54,680 And I was just watching videos on YouTube. 1513 01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,680 Of different people and stuff like that. 1514 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:08,680 You haven't tasted refreshment. 1515 01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:10,680 Until you've tasted San Celestino. 1516 01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:11,680 Oh. 1517 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:21,680 It's almost six o'clock. 1518 01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:24,680 Quick look at the pies again guys. 1519 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:26,680 I think we have some more here. 1520 01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:28,680 Let's have a few more pies. 1521 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:35,680 Insurance risk. 1522 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:40,680 Certain statements in this document. 1523 01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:42,680 Are forward looking statements. 1524 01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:44,680 Including but not limited to. 1525 01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:46,680 Statements that are prediction. 1526 01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:49,680 Of or indicate future events. 1527 01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:50,680 Trends. 1528 01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:50,680 Plans. 1529 01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:51,680 Or objectives. 1530 01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:53,680 Of Zurich Insurance Group. 1531 01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:54,680 Limited. 1532 01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:55,680 Dot ie. 1533 01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:56,680 Absolutely incredible information. 1534 01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:56,680 And disclaimers there. 1535 01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:56,680 Let's have a look here. 1536 01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:57,680 Are we going to accept. 1537 01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:58,680 Or are we going to decline. 1538 01:07:58,680 --> 01:07:59,680 Let's have a look. 1539 01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:00,680 Let's accept. 1540 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:01,680 Or are we going to decline. 1541 01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:01,680 Let's have a look. 1542 01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:02,680 Let's have a look. 1543 01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:03,680 Let's accept. 1544 01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:04,680 Wow. 1545 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:05,680 We've now been granted. 1546 01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:06,680 We've now been granted. 1547 01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:07,680 We accepted the terms and conditions. 1548 01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:08,680 And now we've been granted. 1549 01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:09,680 Premature access. 1550 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:10,680 To the Zurich. 1551 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:11,680 Insurance risk pie chart. 1552 01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:12,680 It's almost six o'clock. 1553 01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:13,560 Let's accept. 1554 01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:17,220 Wow. 1555 01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:18,760 We've now been granted. 1556 01:08:18,820 --> 01:08:20,520 We accepted the terms and conditions. 1557 01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:29,280 And now we've been granted premature access to the Zurich insurance risk pie chart. 1558 01:08:29,460 --> 01:08:31,000 It's almost six o'clock. 1559 01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:37,120 Let's do it. 1560 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:40,320 Audited. 1561 01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:41,160 You have been. 1562 01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:43,100 You have just been audited. 1563 01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:47,520 Look at this insurance risk section highlights, guys. 1564 01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:50,080 Total ZECM capital required. 1565 01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:52,300 $33.9 billion. 1566 01:08:53,660 --> 01:08:55,520 Insurance risk, 41%. 1567 01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:59,340 Market risk, including investment credit risk, 55. 1568 01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:01,180 Other credit risk, too. 1569 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:02,620 Operational risk, too. 1570 01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:04,900 Key risk and capital indicators. 1571 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:08,440 Business risk, 3, 2.6 in the Q2. 1572 01:09:09,260 --> 01:09:11,380 Q2 2016, 3.4. 1573 01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:14,400 Got a liability risk, guys. 1574 01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:17,740 The Q2 2014, 0.7. 1575 01:09:18,380 --> 01:09:20,380 Q2 2015, 1.6. 1576 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:23,820 And then a startling 1.9 in the Q2 2016. 1577 01:09:24,780 --> 01:09:25,820 Moving swiftly on. 1578 01:09:26,180 --> 01:09:29,560 Bit of hustling and harrying between the premium and reserve risk range. 1579 01:09:30,380 --> 01:09:33,680 Over a 2014 Q2 6.9-er. 1580 01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:35,440 Billion dollars. 1581 01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:38,300 7.6 billion dollars in 2015. 1582 01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:42,440 None other than 7.2 billion dollars. 1583 01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:44,300 2016 Q2. 1584 01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:46,300 It's all in the pie chart. 1585 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:48,640 Don't ever, ever argue with the chart. 1586 01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:51,540 Our horror hits the chaffed pipe. 1587 01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:54,500 Thanks so much for that, you sweet beast. 1588 01:09:54,860 --> 01:09:55,640 Very kind of you. 1589 01:09:57,580 --> 01:09:58,920 Very, very kind indeed. 1590 01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,100 What's the Yates are saying? 1591 01:10:04,140 --> 01:10:04,340 Price. 1592 01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:06,960 And all garden wall art and garden clocks are half price. 1593 01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:07,980 But better hurry. 1594 01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:10,660 Because when all the half-price tents and camping are gone, they're gone. 1595 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,740 And when all the half-price parasols and awnings are gone, they're gone too. 1596 01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,720 And as for all the half-price garden wall art and garden clocks. 1597 01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:19,380 Thanks very much, sweet beast. 1598 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:20,520 They're definitely gone. 1599 01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:23,700 All offers available online at homestoreandmore.ie. 1600 01:10:24,100 --> 01:10:24,940 Dot.ie. 1601 01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:25,900 Home store and more. 1602 01:10:26,260 --> 01:10:27,120 Home store and more. 1603 01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:28,700 Your home made more. 1604 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:30,040 Be there. 1605 01:10:30,940 --> 01:10:31,520 Be there. 1606 01:10:31,620 --> 01:10:32,680 It's almost six o'clock. 1607 01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:34,760 Time to get down to your local receiver. 1608 01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:35,160 Ain't it. 1609 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:36,380 Thank you. 1610 01:10:36,380 --> 01:10:37,960 There is kind of anywhere. 1611 01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:39,440 It can be over there. 1612 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:40,820 Or there. 1613 01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:42,320 Or down there. 1614 01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:44,740 At free now. 1615 01:10:45,100 --> 01:10:46,100 The new name for my taxi. 1616 01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,020 We're on a mission to bring you places. 1617 01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:49,840 Yeah, like there. 1618 01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:52,340 Right now, we provide different ways of rolling. 1619 01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:53,460 Taxiing. 1620 01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:54,680 It's almost six o'clock. 1621 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:55,580 And taxi sharing. 1622 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:57,600 In over 100 cities across Europe. 1623 01:10:58,420 --> 01:10:59,940 Making it our business to get you. 1624 01:10:59,940 --> 01:11:00,460 There. 1625 01:11:01,380 --> 01:11:02,080 That's anywhere. 1626 01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:02,920 Everywhere. 1627 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:04,300 Just be there. 1628 01:11:05,180 --> 01:11:06,160 That is unbelievable. 1629 01:11:06,420 --> 01:11:09,220 That's ZurichChimp.ie level. 1630 01:11:09,220 --> 01:11:10,640 Wash machines, tumble dryers. 1631 01:11:10,780 --> 01:11:11,780 If it's got a plug. 1632 01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:13,020 And it goes in your kitchen. 1633 01:11:13,220 --> 01:11:13,440 Are you? 1634 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:13,880 Tension. 1635 01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:18,340 Must be a reason why I invest in hedge funds. 1636 01:11:18,780 --> 01:11:21,440 Must be a reason why I'm just a hedge. 1637 01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:21,540 It's almost six o'clock. 1638 01:11:22,340 --> 01:11:25,340 Must be a reason why I've made an investment. 1639 01:11:25,780 --> 01:11:26,880 I'm Zurich John. 1640 01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:28,420 Zurich John. 1641 01:11:28,740 --> 01:11:30,240 It's almost six o'clock. 1642 01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:33,120 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 1643 01:11:33,260 --> 01:11:35,540 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1644 01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:36,120 Zurich John. 1645 01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:38,300 Paul. 1646 01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:38,340 Paul. 1647 01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:40,120 Thank you so much. 1648 01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:41,160 For that. 1649 01:11:42,420 --> 01:11:43,060 Sensual. 1650 01:11:43,460 --> 01:11:44,160 And exclusive. 1651 01:11:44,380 --> 01:11:44,920 Two euro. 1652 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:48,600 You've been granted access to the Hibernian Club. 1653 01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:49,640 Inner Sanctum. 1654 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,280 Downstairs. 1655 01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:52,420 The basement room. 1656 01:11:52,820 --> 01:11:54,540 Turn left after the billiard table. 1657 01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:56,120 You'll find a hatch. 1658 01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:57,360 Inside that hatch. 1659 01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:58,000 Well. 1660 01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,140 That's anyone's guess. 1661 01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:01,140 But you're allowed to fucking open it up. 1662 01:12:01,620 --> 01:12:04,660 It's like the last advent calendar door of Christmas. 1663 01:12:05,420 --> 01:12:07,800 Except you won't find a little bit of chocolate behind that. 1664 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:13,960 You're going to find none other than Jordan B. Peterson's Chocolate Starfish Extravaganza. 1665 01:12:14,180 --> 01:12:17,340 Which is the new name for his brand new audiobook. 1666 01:12:17,980 --> 01:12:20,960 Read by none other than Joe Rogan. 1667 01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:25,760 With a forward by none other than Jordan B. Peterson. 1668 01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:32,800 Featuring an epilogue written by none other than me, Connor Williams. 1669 01:12:34,460 --> 01:12:35,740 Thank you so much. 1670 01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:40,060 Matthew 47 who says, who are you wearing? 1671 01:12:40,900 --> 01:12:41,260 Gant. 1672 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,120 It's almost six o'clock. 1673 01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:43,640 It's a combination. 1674 01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:47,860 Tommy Haas Racing Sport. 1675 01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,840 Made the turtleneck. 1676 01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:53,160 This is the Gant. 1677 01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:56,180 I got this in the Gant half price sale in January. 1678 01:12:57,300 --> 01:12:57,920 And the hat. 1679 01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:01,120 None other than Lewis Hamilton's mother. 1680 01:13:01,780 --> 01:13:03,200 Who made it especially for me. 1681 01:13:03,740 --> 01:13:04,960 She wanted to give me a nose. 1682 01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:07,660 One of Lewis Hamilton's nose studs. 1683 01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:09,020 But I said, no. 1684 01:13:09,740 --> 01:13:10,500 No thanks. 1685 01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:13,460 I think it just sends out the wrong message. 1686 01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:16,000 And she gave me this instead. 1687 01:13:16,540 --> 01:13:18,740 And a tin of Del Monte orange slices. 1688 01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:20,300 I have never looked back. 1689 01:13:20,300 --> 01:13:24,000 What an amazing, amazing weekend it was. 1690 01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:29,680 How are you getting on KKK Genkai? 1691 01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:31,440 Any more forwards? 1692 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:35,820 Yeah, there's a forward as well by none other than Bill Cullen. 1693 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:37,240 Featuring. 1694 01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:39,400 There's an epilogue to the four. 1695 01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:45,680 Bill Cullen's forward to Jordan Peterson's chocolate starfish extravaganza. 1696 01:13:46,180 --> 01:13:48,740 Actually has its own prologue and epilogue. 1697 01:13:49,060 --> 01:13:53,320 Written by none other than me, Connor Williams. 1698 01:13:54,140 --> 01:13:56,880 And also, Bobo the Clown. 1699 01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:01,240 Who is Europe's premier leading clown at the moment. 1700 01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:04,240 He's toured with a load of the best circuses. 1701 01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:06,160 Duffy's. 1702 01:14:07,620 --> 01:14:09,520 And a load of the other ones as well. 1703 01:14:10,220 --> 01:14:12,920 He was with that one Chipperfields, is it? 1704 01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:16,420 But he left after he saw what they were doing to the elephants. 1705 01:14:17,540 --> 01:14:21,940 But he's fucking falling out of cars at the moment with Duffy's. 1706 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:25,980 He's spraying people with a little flower on his chest. 1707 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:30,680 And he's pulling out stuff from his pocket that you couldn't even believe was in there. 1708 01:14:31,780 --> 01:14:33,760 And yeah, he's a great clown. 1709 01:14:34,100 --> 01:14:35,540 And a stand-up guy. 1710 01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:39,820 He's a stand-up guy. 1711 01:14:39,820 --> 01:14:43,480 He was actually at Dermot Desmond's fucking swank-a-thon last Tuesday. 1712 01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:46,500 Myself, Geppetto, Sex and Baz. 1713 01:14:47,260 --> 01:14:49,480 And Mr. Tickles. 1714 01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:50,960 We played a game of tag rugby. 1715 01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:52,660 Put on Tiesto. 1716 01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:57,420 And followed that up then with a bit of fucking hauling oats. 1717 01:14:57,980 --> 01:15:00,180 And we all took our tops off and played tag rugby. 1718 01:15:00,780 --> 01:15:05,480 And it was fucking pure, legitimate, good, friendly banter. 1719 01:15:06,220 --> 01:15:07,800 It's almost six o'clock. 1720 01:15:08,020 --> 01:15:10,480 Onto Dawson Street then, in the back of a new... 1721 01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:11,620 It's almost six o'clock. 1722 01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:13,800 Time to get down to your local Mercedes. 1723 01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:16,880 Do you learn to ask about test driving the new Mercedes? 1724 01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:18,300 Fake Hobbs coin. 1725 01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:20,620 You're not going to get anywhere with that attitude. 1726 01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:22,300 You've got to be in it to win it. 1727 01:15:22,420 --> 01:15:23,620 Hobbs coin or bus, baby. 1728 01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:25,240 It's coming at you like Cleopatra. 1729 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:26,360 Hard and fast. 1730 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,720 Freight train O'Brien. 1731 01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:29,800 Wants to let you know all about it. 1732 01:15:30,580 --> 01:15:32,300 And, um... 1733 01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:33,460 It's almost six o'clock. 1734 01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:35,860 Time to get down to your local Mercedes. 1735 01:15:35,860 --> 01:15:38,900 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1736 01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:40,080 Thanks so much. 1737 01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:41,260 Thanks so much, Dawson Street. 1738 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:42,340 So kind of you. 1739 01:15:43,460 --> 01:15:45,120 And it's great to be back in the saddle. 1740 01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:51,680 Yeah. 1741 01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,600 It's almost six o'clock. 1742 01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:58,460 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 1743 01:15:58,660 --> 01:16:00,920 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1744 01:16:01,540 --> 01:16:02,240 Thanks so much. 1745 01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:02,260 Thanks so much. 1746 01:16:02,860 --> 01:16:05,500 Dan the Tan in the chat room there. 1747 01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:08,840 Asking, wasn't Hobbs coin supposed to be out tonight? 1748 01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:13,060 No, it's going to be released next Tuesday weeknight. 1749 01:16:13,820 --> 01:16:15,140 Give my love to your father. 1750 01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,160 Let him know he's invited. 1751 01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:17,600 It's almost six o'clock. 1752 01:16:17,860 --> 01:16:20,460 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 1753 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:21,800 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1754 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:22,560 Thank you so much, DG. 1755 01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:27,620 Hobbs coin will be released next Tuesday weeknight. 1756 01:16:28,620 --> 01:16:30,700 As you know, I've got a lot on at the moment. 1757 01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:33,400 I'm Crystal Swing's tour bus manager driver. 1758 01:16:34,140 --> 01:16:34,860 So, um... 1759 01:16:34,860 --> 01:16:36,360 I have to fucking bring them around. 1760 01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:38,500 They're embarking on a brand new swing set. 1761 01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:39,340 It's almost six o'clock. 1762 01:16:39,340 --> 01:16:39,780 This week. 1763 01:16:39,900 --> 01:16:42,460 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 1764 01:16:42,460 --> 01:16:44,760 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 1765 01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:46,600 Boys have thankfully tipped them for. 1766 01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:48,900 Thank you very much for that. 1767 01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:50,040 Sam Pellegrino. 1768 01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:51,560 Please come back to us. 1769 01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:52,100 I'm not sure. 1770 01:16:52,180 --> 01:16:54,420 I'm going to have to have a little word with San Celestino. 1771 01:16:54,900 --> 01:16:59,000 Who are completely 180 degree sponsorships of me at the moment. 1772 01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:00,500 Dawson Street. 1773 01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:02,100 Tomas Skelly. 1774 01:17:02,780 --> 01:17:03,220 DG. 1775 01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:04,820 It's great to have you. 1776 01:17:04,900 --> 01:17:05,680 Thanks so much. 1777 01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:10,120 Thank you very much for your kind hearted and generous tips. 1778 01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:14,800 But I'm going to be driving that baby around the country. 1779 01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:17,760 At a frightening and electrified pace. 1780 01:17:18,940 --> 01:17:22,000 We managed to get a hold of Derek Swing the last day. 1781 01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:24,360 After he was spotted in numerous locations. 1782 01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:25,560 Kalini Hill. 1783 01:17:26,180 --> 01:17:28,780 Hucklebooking his way to success on top of that pyramid. 1784 01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:30,940 Then out in Cabra. 1785 01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:32,840 Behind a Yaris. 1786 01:17:33,060 --> 01:17:35,100 Just outside the homestead there. 1787 01:17:35,100 --> 01:17:39,580 Which nobody saw. 1788 01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:43,160 Apart from the person who snapped that from a moving vehicle. 1789 01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:47,080 Which was a standard E220. 1790 01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:52,340 Then the apple green out in Enfield. 1791 01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:56,080 Trying to flick a cheeseburger off the fucking counter there. 1792 01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:56,880 Out Burger King. 1793 01:17:57,980 --> 01:17:59,620 And then finally the dolmen. 1794 01:17:59,740 --> 01:18:00,560 Portal dolmen. 1795 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,460 Which was a complete. 1796 01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:06,480 180 degree. 1797 01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:09,220 I'm tempted to say 360 degree. 1798 01:18:09,660 --> 01:18:10,180 Besmirchment. 1799 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,820 Of one of our greatest. 1800 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:14,440 Monuments. 1801 01:18:15,220 --> 01:18:15,440 To. 1802 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,980 Older times. 1803 01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:22,540 But he came back. 1804 01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:24,380 And it's great to have you back. 1805 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:25,140 Derek Swing. 1806 01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:26,780 From me. 1807 01:18:27,100 --> 01:18:28,040 Your tour manager. 1808 01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:30,440 Want to say a big big thank you. 1809 01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:33,300 For hucklebooking your way back into our hearts. 1810 01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:35,040 And minds. 1811 01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:38,400 And innermost thoughts. 1812 01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:40,400 Last night. 1813 01:18:40,740 --> 01:18:41,420 I dreamt. 1814 01:18:41,580 --> 01:18:42,720 That you were hucklebooking. 1815 01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:43,520 Atop a. 1816 01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:45,840 A 120 meter giant. 1817 01:18:46,180 --> 01:18:47,600 Swing made of crystal. 1818 01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:50,060 On top of the Empire State. 1819 01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:51,500 Out in. 1820 01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:52,880 New York. 1821 01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:53,820 Manhattan Island. 1822 01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:55,720 One day. 1823 01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:56,820 I think dream. 1824 01:18:57,220 --> 01:18:58,500 Can become reality. 1825 01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:00,600 We're going to make it there buddy. 1826 01:19:00,860 --> 01:19:01,380 Me and you. 1827 01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:04,980 But we're going to have to electronically tag you I'm afraid. 1828 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:08,100 Because those shenanigans the last day were not on. 1829 01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:10,460 And we will be docking you. 1830 01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:12,260 Some of your earnings. 1831 01:19:12,620 --> 01:19:14,120 It is in the contract. 1832 01:19:14,820 --> 01:19:16,340 If you have any problems with that. 1833 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:18,280 Get on to my solicitor. 1834 01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:20,120 I'm sure he can accommodate you. 1835 01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:22,140 And he will furnish you. 1836 01:19:22,980 --> 01:19:24,860 With all the relevant information. 1837 01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:27,900 And small print that you didn't read on the day. 1838 01:19:27,980 --> 01:19:29,380 When you put pen to pod. 1839 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:32,140 It's almost six o'clock. 1840 01:19:33,740 --> 01:19:34,660 Johnny Ronan. 1841 01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:37,960 Has just launched his sky base. 1842 01:19:38,620 --> 01:19:40,080 Above Dublin's Docklands. 1843 01:19:40,620 --> 01:19:42,020 You may have heard that Johnny Ronan. 1844 01:19:42,060 --> 01:19:44,000 This is live news hot off the press. 1845 01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:46,120 Which is old news from the last day. 1846 01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:47,220 But I'm going to tell you again. 1847 01:19:47,220 --> 01:19:52,440 A lot of consternation about him building a giant crystal tower. 1848 01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:54,040 On Dublin's Docklands. 1849 01:19:54,980 --> 01:19:56,160 Well don't worry. 1850 01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,600 He's now built a sky base in the sky. 1851 01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:01,320 It's a massive. 1852 01:20:01,860 --> 01:20:03,540 Fucking behemoth. 1853 01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:05,300 Of bricks and mortar. 1854 01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:06,400 Glass. 1855 01:20:07,020 --> 01:20:07,620 Steel. 1856 01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:09,720 And it floats as well. 1857 01:20:09,820 --> 01:20:11,720 It's an absolute physical nightmare. 1858 01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:14,540 But that's Johnny Ronan. 1859 01:20:14,540 --> 01:20:15,000 It's almost six o'clock. 1860 01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:19,540 Who has ambitions to kill hedgehogs. 1861 01:20:19,540 --> 01:20:23,940 And has actually changed his name last Tuesday weeknight. 1862 01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:26,900 At a name changing ceremony. 1863 01:20:27,820 --> 01:20:29,360 He is now known. 1864 01:20:30,020 --> 01:20:30,940 As the evil. 1865 01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:33,160 Johnny Ronatnik. 1866 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:35,380 And he won't take shit from anyone. 1867 01:20:35,940 --> 01:20:37,040 And he has imprisoned. 1868 01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:37,820 Unfortunately. 1869 01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:40,580 He's imprisoned half of Dublin Zoo. 1870 01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:42,320 Inside a contraption. 1871 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:44,020 Which only I. 1872 01:20:44,220 --> 01:20:45,280 Or a little fast. 1873 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:46,860 Sweet little dude. 1874 01:20:46,940 --> 01:20:48,080 Called fucking Sonic. 1875 01:20:48,460 --> 01:20:49,180 Can free. 1876 01:20:50,380 --> 01:20:51,280 Johnny Ronan. 1877 01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:53,540 Johnny Ronatnik. 1878 01:20:54,180 --> 01:20:55,160 We salute you. 1879 01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:58,040 Your business acumen knows no bounds. 1880 01:20:58,620 --> 01:20:59,840 And your evil empire. 1881 01:21:00,300 --> 01:21:01,380 Has only just begun. 1882 01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:05,000 Here's to the next millennia of the Skybase. 1883 01:21:05,740 --> 01:21:06,300 Please. 1884 01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:10,080 Please invite me to your next Skybase. 1885 01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:12,180 Blowout seshbang. 1886 01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:14,560 Eddie Hobbs is on the line baby. 1887 01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:16,320 He wants you to call. 1888 01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:19,360 He only has good words to say about you. 1889 01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:19,460 Yeah. 1890 01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:23,500 What a sweet dude he is. 1891 01:21:23,940 --> 01:21:26,520 An absolute gentleman and legend of the fall. 1892 01:21:27,380 --> 01:21:28,600 Featuring none other. 1893 01:21:29,180 --> 01:21:30,220 Than myself. 1894 01:21:31,620 --> 01:21:33,320 Eddie Jordan on sax. 1895 01:21:33,860 --> 01:21:36,720 And none other than Eddie Hobbs on shoes. 1896 01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:39,480 The jazz band you never heard of. 1897 01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:42,200 The jazz band you never asked for. 1898 01:21:42,620 --> 01:21:44,280 But the one that you fucking got. 1899 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:48,920 Bed Hobbs and Goose Sticks. 1900 01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:51,140 We do everything. 1901 01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:52,720 From seances. 1902 01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:54,940 To fucking after sessions. 1903 01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:58,020 We just came back there. 1904 01:21:58,140 --> 01:22:00,080 From the Fallon and Bern Funkathon. 1905 01:22:01,220 --> 01:22:03,560 24 hour all out blowbang. 1906 01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:07,200 Featuring balls of Dutch Gouda. 1907 01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:11,440 Imported within 24 hours from Holland. 1908 01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:13,720 As well as anchovies. 1909 01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:17,240 Prized from fucking underwater sea capsules. 1910 01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:18,300 Out in the Mediterranean. 1911 01:22:19,180 --> 01:22:20,420 The place stank. 1912 01:22:21,460 --> 01:22:23,020 But we played and we played hard. 1913 01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:25,620 We work hard and we play hard. 1914 01:22:27,260 --> 01:22:28,600 Also at the Fallon and Bern. 1915 01:22:28,700 --> 01:22:29,780 The Fallon and Bern. 1916 01:22:30,580 --> 01:22:32,940 The Fallon and Bern Funkathon. 1917 01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:33,840 Cream Piper. 1918 01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:35,800 Was the launch of. 1919 01:22:36,420 --> 01:22:38,500 Of Ivan Yates' new cookbook. 1920 01:22:38,620 --> 01:22:39,660 Yates on plates. 1921 01:22:40,420 --> 01:22:41,940 Meals from the hard shoulder. 1922 01:22:43,100 --> 01:22:44,540 If you want a slice of this. 1923 01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:46,500 Get down to Ethan's. 1924 01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:47,980 Next Wednesday fortnight. 1925 01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:50,660 Where he's going to be doing a live signing. 1926 01:22:50,660 --> 01:22:53,660 While suspended from the ceiling. 1927 01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:55,260 Of Eason's. 1928 01:22:55,620 --> 01:22:58,040 I'm going to be up above in the rafters. 1929 01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:00,720 Holding on to some steel wires. 1930 01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:02,440 Which is connected to a harness. 1931 01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:16,800 He's going to be like this. 1932 01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:20,080 Just dangling around. 1933 01:23:20,460 --> 01:23:21,840 With a little biro. 1934 01:23:22,900 --> 01:23:24,660 You got to be quick and get in there. 1935 01:23:24,740 --> 01:23:25,880 Because he's going to dangle around. 1936 01:23:25,940 --> 01:23:27,980 I'm going to be like Geppetto Sexton above. 1937 01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:30,180 The puppet master of dreams. 1938 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:31,500 And every time. 1939 01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:33,180 Every time he swings around. 1940 01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,180 He's going to just go. 1941 01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:35,700 He's going to do this. 1942 01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:39,740 That's his signature. 1943 01:23:41,740 --> 01:23:43,680 The artist formerly known as Prince. 1944 01:23:44,140 --> 01:23:44,460 Yeah. 1945 01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:46,900 The fucking radio shock jock. 1946 01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:48,600 Formerly known as Yates. 1947 01:23:48,860 --> 01:23:50,080 His new name. 1948 01:23:50,620 --> 01:23:51,120 Simply. 1949 01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:52,680 Line. 1950 01:23:53,740 --> 01:23:55,700 It's almost six o'clock. 1951 01:24:00,020 --> 01:24:02,240 It's going to be a creamy few weeks. 1952 01:24:02,900 --> 01:24:03,800 After the event. 1953 01:24:06,860 --> 01:24:08,440 Sorry about that guys. 1954 01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:10,460 Technical malfunction there guys. 1955 01:24:10,700 --> 01:24:11,580 After the event. 1956 01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:14,100 Myself and Hobbs will abscond. 1957 01:24:14,100 --> 01:24:15,600 To the rooftop. 1958 01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:17,640 The San Peli pad. 1959 01:24:17,860 --> 01:24:19,460 On top of the Easons. 1960 01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:20,620 On O'Connell Street. 1961 01:24:21,700 --> 01:24:22,980 And we will board. 1962 01:24:23,460 --> 01:24:24,900 The San Peli copter. 1963 01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:26,340 Which will bring us. 1964 01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:27,800 To none other. 1965 01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:29,420 Than the Hibernian club. 1966 01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:30,340 In Stevens Green. 1967 01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:31,480 Excessive. 1968 01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:32,140 Yes. 1969 01:24:32,620 --> 01:24:33,040 Warranted. 1970 01:24:33,660 --> 01:24:34,180 Definitely. 1971 01:24:35,180 --> 01:24:35,580 Why? 1972 01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:37,400 Because we are men. 1973 01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:39,460 And we only fly. 1974 01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:40,440 Luxuriously. 1975 01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:41,780 Through the skies. 1976 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:44,020 This is not a drone. 1977 01:24:44,700 --> 01:24:45,020 This. 1978 01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:46,960 Is San Pellegrino. 1979 01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:50,120 Before linking up. 1980 01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:51,600 With none other. 1981 01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:54,200 Than Eddie Hobbs Goblin. 1982 01:24:54,820 --> 01:24:56,040 Who will be releasing. 1983 01:24:56,760 --> 01:24:57,960 His own batch. 1984 01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:00,500 Of new cryptocurrency coins. 1985 01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:02,760 Known simply as Hobbs Coin. 1986 01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:05,580 He's been working on his thighs. 1987 01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:07,060 For seven months. 1988 01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:09,000 And he's ready. 1989 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:09,960 To show them off. 1990 01:25:10,020 --> 01:25:10,640 To the world. 1991 01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:12,920 He has the jester's toes. 1992 01:25:13,340 --> 01:25:14,840 And he's about to blow the beans. 1993 01:25:15,440 --> 01:25:16,240 Aboard the back. 1994 01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:17,660 Of a completely. 1995 01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:19,000 Mind-bogglingly. 1996 01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:23,420 Mind-boggling propulsion unit. 1997 01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:24,820 Known only as. 1998 01:25:25,260 --> 01:25:26,220 Propulsion Cloud. 1999 01:25:27,820 --> 01:25:28,340 His coin. 2000 01:25:28,580 --> 01:25:29,820 Eddie Hobbs coins. 2001 01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:30,400 Are modeled. 2002 01:25:31,020 --> 01:25:32,420 On the Brit yokes. 2003 01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:34,600 And his package. 2004 01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:36,360 Is secure. 2005 01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:36,400 Is secure. 2006 01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:36,400 Is secure. 2007 01:25:36,400 --> 01:25:38,600 He has a codpiece. 2008 01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:39,140 Made. 2009 01:25:39,140 --> 01:25:40,600 By none other. 2010 01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:43,800 None other than. 2011 01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:45,040 Fallon and Byrne. 2012 01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:46,900 Manufactured from. 2013 01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:48,680 Pure Mississippi cod. 2014 01:25:49,260 --> 01:25:50,640 Harvested from the rivers. 2015 01:25:51,140 --> 01:25:52,340 Robert Johnson. 2016 01:25:52,780 --> 01:25:53,660 Summoned the devil. 2017 01:25:54,380 --> 01:25:54,940 Managed to get. 2018 01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:56,480 Eric Clapton out of bed. 2019 01:25:56,740 --> 01:25:57,680 For less than fucking. 2020 01:25:57,680 --> 01:25:58,520 50 grand. 2021 01:25:59,060 --> 01:26:00,560 Himself and Eric Clapton. 2022 01:26:00,940 --> 01:26:02,100 Scoured the waters. 2023 01:26:02,100 --> 01:26:02,420 Of the. 2024 01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:03,880 Mississippi River. 2025 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:05,440 Aboard a steam. 2026 01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:06,480 A steam packet. 2027 01:26:08,100 --> 01:26:09,780 They launched their net. 2028 01:26:10,140 --> 01:26:11,260 Into the Mississippi. 2029 01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:12,400 And caught. 2030 01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:13,580 The elusive. 2031 01:26:14,020 --> 01:26:15,140 Eddie Cod Goblin. 2032 01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:16,400 And. 2033 01:26:16,540 --> 01:26:17,220 A manufacturer. 2034 01:26:17,420 --> 01:26:18,740 Took it to a fucking tailor. 2035 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:19,860 And a leather smith. 2036 01:26:20,260 --> 01:26:21,160 And manufactured. 2037 01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:22,660 An Eddie Cod piece. 2038 01:26:23,060 --> 01:26:24,980 It's almost six o'clock. 2039 01:26:31,980 --> 01:26:33,260 Once he has arrived. 2040 01:26:33,660 --> 01:26:34,420 We will sup. 2041 01:26:35,480 --> 01:26:37,460 Sup from the chalice. 2042 01:26:38,300 --> 01:26:39,460 We will drink. 2043 01:26:39,840 --> 01:26:40,360 Plentifully. 2044 01:26:40,740 --> 01:26:41,560 From the chalice. 2045 01:26:41,680 --> 01:26:42,300 Known only. 2046 01:26:42,660 --> 01:26:44,200 As the Eddie Hobgoblet. 2047 01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:48,480 It's gonna be great. 2048 01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:52,320 It's gonna be a blast. 2049 01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:55,000 You're all invited. 2050 01:26:56,160 --> 01:26:57,320 But none of you. 2051 01:26:57,700 --> 01:26:58,680 Will be able to get in. 2052 01:26:58,900 --> 01:27:00,440 It's almost six o'clock. 2053 01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:04,900 One last go of the race guys. 2054 01:27:06,780 --> 01:27:07,340 Now. 2055 01:27:07,340 --> 01:27:10,320 On 01685 9259. 2056 01:27:10,460 --> 01:27:11,280 Capital risk applies. 2057 01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:12,140 For terms and conditions. 2058 01:27:12,140 --> 01:27:13,060 And security details. 2059 01:27:13,180 --> 01:27:13,860 See initiative Ireland. 2060 01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:14,380 Dot IE. 2061 01:27:14,380 --> 01:27:20,200 In the wrong hands. 2062 01:27:20,580 --> 01:27:22,240 The violin can sound. 2063 01:27:22,380 --> 01:27:23,280 Like a nightmare. 2064 01:27:24,060 --> 01:27:24,420 But. 2065 01:27:24,860 --> 01:27:25,980 In the right ones. 2066 01:27:33,260 --> 01:27:34,660 It's almost six o'clock. 2067 01:27:34,780 --> 01:27:35,260 Stared chicken. 2068 01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:36,340 Thank you so much. 2069 01:27:36,660 --> 01:27:38,760 Book your service. 2070 01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:39,940 At skoda service. 2071 01:27:40,500 --> 01:27:41,200 Thank you. 2072 01:27:41,260 --> 01:27:41,820 Stared chicken. 2073 01:27:43,100 --> 01:27:43,780 Thank you. 2074 01:27:43,780 --> 01:27:45,060 The Paracity sale. 2075 01:27:45,060 --> 01:27:45,960 Is now on. 2076 01:27:46,140 --> 01:27:46,880 For more information. 2077 01:27:47,060 --> 01:27:48,300 Go to Paracity.ie. 2078 01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:49,680 Or call in store today. 2079 01:27:49,820 --> 01:27:50,100 Boom. 2080 01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:52,640 For the second year running. 2081 01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:53,760 Tree Made by Music. 2082 01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:55,200 Is showcasing the connections. 2083 01:27:55,580 --> 01:27:55,980 Music creates. 2084 01:27:55,980 --> 01:27:56,620 It's almost six o'clock. 2085 01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:57,460 Jim Corp. 2086 01:27:57,520 --> 01:27:58,300 Priest of Truth. 2087 01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:01,820 Thank you very much. 2088 01:28:01,940 --> 01:28:02,740 Jim Corp. 2089 01:28:04,340 --> 01:28:06,540 The high priest of truth himself. 2090 01:28:07,260 --> 01:28:08,100 Jim as chorus. 2091 01:28:10,780 --> 01:28:12,380 Off the ball roadshow. 2092 01:28:12,380 --> 01:28:15,700 Man. 2093 01:28:15,700 --> 01:28:16,540 Sport. 2094 01:28:16,540 --> 01:28:18,580 It's almost six o'clock. 2095 01:28:18,580 --> 01:28:19,320 Out of your mind. 2096 01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:19,800 Get down. 2097 01:28:20,140 --> 01:28:22,020 Unlicensed hucklebucker. 2098 01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:23,040 Thanks so much. 2099 01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:25,460 Doing the gooses work. 2100 01:28:25,520 --> 01:28:25,800 Connor. 2101 01:28:25,940 --> 01:28:26,960 Thank you very much. 2102 01:28:29,660 --> 01:28:32,240 It's almost six o'clock. 2103 01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:32,360 It's almost six o'clock. 2104 01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:34,940 The impact old Morgan has had on English cricket. 2105 01:28:35,180 --> 01:28:40,140 Paul Rouse on this historic week for the game on this island talks about the history of golf. 2106 01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:43,940 And will it bring you some of the best bits from our 20 by 20 roadshow last week. 2107 01:28:48,940 --> 01:28:52,260 Look at that. 2108 01:28:52,260 --> 01:28:56,300 Look at that. 2109 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:59,320 Where have you seen that hotel guys? 2110 01:29:04,140 --> 01:29:05,400 Where have you seen that? 2111 01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:07,600 Where are you pulling these out of? 2112 01:29:07,680 --> 01:29:08,020 Connor. 2113 01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:14,100 Let's have a look. 2114 01:29:23,340 --> 01:29:24,100 Look at that. 2115 01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:26,940 Recognize something? 2116 01:29:29,460 --> 01:29:33,420 Just like climbing a mountain, thinking about your retirement can be daunting. 2117 01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:34,800 But it doesn't have to be. 2118 01:29:35,060 --> 01:29:37,060 I just put pens of paper on a new pension. 2119 01:29:40,980 --> 01:29:41,760 Where are we? 2120 01:29:41,900 --> 01:29:42,500 Where are we? 2121 01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:58,880 Where are we? 2122 01:29:58,880 --> 01:30:00,080 Where are we? 2123 01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:00,660 Uh, uh, uh. 2124 01:30:02,260 --> 01:30:03,240 In the hotel. 2125 01:30:03,960 --> 01:30:05,980 Someone was beaten very badly. 2126 01:30:06,700 --> 01:30:07,420 There we go. 2127 01:30:08,460 --> 01:30:09,020 Sumptuous. 2128 01:30:11,220 --> 01:30:11,740 Beautiful. 2129 01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:13,500 Absolutely beautiful. 2130 01:30:14,660 --> 01:30:18,200 Wonder can we, uh, place that hotel inside that hotel. 2131 01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:19,140 Let's have a look. 2132 01:30:24,620 --> 01:30:26,160 It's not possible, guys. 2133 01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:27,900 Technical gremlins, guys. 2134 01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:28,660 Sorry about that. 2135 01:30:29,040 --> 01:30:30,360 Thanks very much for watching, though. 2136 01:30:30,380 --> 01:30:30,960 It's about six o'clock. 2137 01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:32,360 Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer. 2138 01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:33,440 It's been a lovely day. 2139 01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:36,200 It's been a lovely drive time. 2140 01:30:36,940 --> 01:30:37,900 More tomorrow. 2141 01:30:38,720 --> 01:30:39,660 And thank you very much. 2142 01:30:39,660 --> 01:30:43,560 Mr. CD player. 2143 01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:44,880 Max Darwin. 2144 01:30:45,320 --> 01:30:47,060 And the big hucklebook in the sky. 2145 01:30:49,060 --> 01:30:49,540 I... 2146 01:30:49,540 --> 01:30:51,540 Can't say thank you enough, guys. 2147 01:30:51,540 --> 01:30:52,960 It's almost six o'clock. 2148 01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:54,080 Can't say thank you enough. 2149 01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:54,820 Max Darwin. 2150 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:55,820 Mercedes dealer. 2151 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,040 And ask about test driving the new Mercedes. 2152 01:30:58,040 --> 01:30:59,120 Unbelievable, man. 2153 01:30:59,700 --> 01:31:00,660 Thank you so much. 2154 01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:02,640 How's it going, guys? 2155 01:31:02,740 --> 01:31:07,340 Connor Williams here with another beautiful second-hand Mercedes that's burning a hole in my garage. 2156 01:31:07,780 --> 01:31:09,040 I need to get rid of it pronto. 2157 01:31:09,340 --> 01:31:13,480 It's none other than the classic E220 CDI in palladium silver. 2158 01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:15,780 I had a night at the palladium last night. 2159 01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:19,660 And the only performance I witnessed was one which will haunt me until I leave the earth. 2160 01:31:19,740 --> 01:31:20,780 As long as I don't get caught. 2161 01:31:20,860 --> 01:31:22,860 Which I won't because there's new wheels put on that. 2162 01:31:22,940 --> 01:31:24,460 Everything should be A-OK. 2163 01:31:24,820 --> 01:31:25,300 Mercedes. 2164 01:31:25,660 --> 01:31:26,060 Quick look. 2165 01:31:26,140 --> 01:31:26,860 Leather interior. 2166 01:31:27,020 --> 01:31:28,800 Bluetooth surround sound as standard. 2167 01:31:29,080 --> 01:31:30,160 Completely re-sprayed. 2168 01:31:30,240 --> 01:31:30,740 Re-cleaned. 2169 01:31:30,860 --> 01:31:34,280 Full 180 degree cleanup operation this morning. 2170 01:31:34,780 --> 01:31:35,500 Haven't slept. 2171 01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:36,400 I'm fucking wrecked. 2172 01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:37,000 Back seat. 2173 01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:39,820 Plenty of room there if you need to stick something else in there as well. 2174 01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:46,340 Fortunately, I didn't because I have this lovely capacious big massive boot at the back. 2175 01:31:46,760 --> 01:31:47,420 Auto lock. 2176 01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:50,360 So you don't have to use your fingerprints until you close it. 2177 01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:52,380 Make sure you're wearing gloves when you do. 2178 01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:54,660 And get around again to the back. 2179 01:31:54,740 --> 01:31:55,300 I've seen that. 2180 01:31:55,360 --> 01:31:56,920 Quick look at the driving cockpit here. 2181 01:31:57,040 --> 01:31:57,860 So comfortable. 2182 01:31:58,080 --> 01:31:59,360 It really is a nice drive. 2183 01:31:59,480 --> 01:32:03,980 Which is peace of mind when you need to get the job done fast without alerting anybody. 2184 01:32:04,300 --> 01:32:05,860 You need that comfort, I find. 2185 01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:07,000 So, yeah. 2186 01:32:07,060 --> 01:32:07,480 That's it. 2187 01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:10,080 The C220 CDI fucking SA's. 2188 01:32:10,140 --> 01:32:10,920 Palladium grey. 2189 01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:12,500 Please give me a ring fast. 2190 01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:13,680 This needs to go tonight. 2191 01:32:14,220 --> 01:32:15,780 Enjoy the ride, Connor. 2192 01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:18,960 It's almost six o'clock. 2193 01:32:19,580 --> 01:32:23,360 We're having a meet up there in 2020 at that hotel, says Museum Ghost. 2194 01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:24,660 Not a bad idea. 2195 01:32:25,300 --> 01:32:28,680 Maybe we can hold a fucking grey goose seance out there. 2196 01:32:29,440 --> 01:32:35,140 But back tomorrow with my video diary of Silverstone. 2197 01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:37,340 What went on behind the paddock. 2198 01:32:37,340 --> 01:32:38,620 Behind the scenes in the paddock. 2199 01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:41,000 There was a bit of hustling and harrying. 2200 01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:42,680 Jocelyn and Jocelyn. 2201 01:32:43,480 --> 01:32:44,280 And, yeah. 2202 01:32:44,320 --> 01:32:46,100 It's going to be an absolute blast. 2203 01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:51,200 We're also hopefully going to have access to the Sanselecopter. 2204 01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:54,660 Which is going to be an absolute blast. 2205 01:32:55,720 --> 01:32:56,860 Thanks very much. 2206 01:32:56,860 --> 01:32:57,880 Yeah, there might be. 2207 01:32:57,980 --> 01:32:59,200 Francis might be on later on. 2208 01:32:59,240 --> 01:32:59,880 I'm not sure. 2209 01:33:02,060 --> 01:33:04,880 He was in a bit of a Sapporo cloud last night. 2210 01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:09,080 So, I'm not sure if he's going to be on the Sapporo again. 2211 01:33:09,820 --> 01:33:11,960 He could be out of the Sapporo dome. 2212 01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:13,480 In Japan. 2213 01:33:14,620 --> 01:33:16,560 Courtesy of the Mutant. 2214 01:33:17,060 --> 01:33:17,840 The Mutante. 2215 01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:19,840 Thank you very much. 2216 01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:21,220 High King Strife. 2217 01:33:22,840 --> 01:33:23,940 Let's do lunch. 2218 01:33:24,140 --> 01:33:24,720 Page me. 2219 01:33:24,960 --> 01:33:25,900 See you in Zurich. 2220 01:33:25,960 --> 01:33:26,880 Says High King Strife. 2221 01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:27,740 Thanks very much. 2222 01:33:29,960 --> 01:33:32,960 The Mutante. 2223 01:33:33,820 --> 01:33:35,260 Francis passed on the message. 2224 01:33:35,420 --> 01:33:38,280 Apologies for his abrupt nature last night if you're watching. 2225 01:33:38,780 --> 01:33:40,480 But he was in a Sapporo cloud. 2226 01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:41,900 And, um. 2227 01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:43,560 It's almost six o'clock. 2228 01:33:43,940 --> 01:33:44,860 That's all, folks. 2229 01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:46,540 I've been Connor Williams. 2230 01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:47,940 You've been amazing. 2231 01:33:48,340 --> 01:33:48,580 Here. 2232 01:33:49,160 --> 01:33:49,740 And drive time. 2233 01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:51,200 Test drive time. 2234 01:33:52,340 --> 01:33:53,200 Drive your life. 2235 01:33:53,460 --> 01:33:54,120 Get down to Zurich. 2236 01:33:54,560 --> 01:33:55,280 I'm Mercedes tomorrow. 2237 01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:55,880 We're waiting for you. 2238 01:33:56,420 --> 01:33:57,080 Thanks very much. 2239 01:33:57,420 --> 01:33:58,080 Good night and God bless. 2240 01:33:58,660 --> 01:33:59,020 Bye-bye. 2241 01:33:59,020 --> 01:34:05,620 Feel the friction of the soft, luxuriant rubber compound tire against the British imperialist 2242 01:34:05,620 --> 01:34:09,860 tarmac, leaving behind an acrid, smoky, and unsettling haze. 2243 01:34:09,920 --> 01:34:15,800 Not unlike the remnants of their empire, which once was, but is now dwindling, depreciating slowly 2244 01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:17,280 on unto itself. 2245 01:34:17,600 --> 01:34:22,020 The history books inside the blighty schools tell tales of gentlemanly conquests, ending 2246 01:34:22,020 --> 01:34:27,620 with timely handovers and remorseless concessions, but speak nothing of the pain, the suffering, 2247 01:34:27,620 --> 01:34:33,520 the turmoil caused upon those into which it laid its regal fist, sword, and bullet here 2248 01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:35,220 on Network 2. 2249 01:34:36,220 --> 01:34:40,520 It's a real race for the ages here at the British Grand Prix as we enter lap 24. 2250 01:34:41,120 --> 01:34:44,740 Every driver has cleaned his room meticulously before hitting the tarmac. 2251 01:34:45,420 --> 01:34:48,060 And that's something that I always want to tell people. 2252 01:34:48,280 --> 01:34:49,380 Oh my God. 2253 01:34:50,260 --> 01:34:51,860 Jesus Christ, did you see that? 2254 01:34:51,860 --> 01:34:56,460 Absolute blow bang there between for strap-on and shawl Leclerc. 2255 01:34:56,460 --> 01:35:00,360 A two-way funky fist-off between Tweedledee and Tweedledum. 2256 01:35:02,060 --> 01:35:07,260 Fires of passion rage on inside Leclerc's helmet, which is sweaty, tight, and needs a wash. 2257 01:35:07,360 --> 01:35:13,260 We journey into the new nightmare of lap 36, and Ferrari are making a real cock-bull whistle-stop 2258 01:35:13,260 --> 01:35:16,960 tour of this fucking maggot-bender right here, right now. 2259 01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:21,260 Fatboy Slim on the Pirellis, wheel-to-wheel, ass-to-ass, requiem for a dreamer. 2260 01:35:21,660 --> 01:35:28,960 And it's a real sharp-suited screamer as the Ferrari boy makes a real fly-pass of the red bullock's balls. 2261 01:35:28,960 --> 01:35:30,560 Now, what's happening here? 2262 01:35:30,560 --> 01:35:37,260 335 kilometers an hour as Bruce Ravon tries an absolute super-sexual triple-wank hand-pass of Vettel, but it's not GAA. 2263 01:35:37,260 --> 01:35:39,160 This is F1 all the way. 2264 01:35:39,160 --> 01:35:40,760 Oh, right up the bum. 2265 01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:43,360 No harm done, but there's plenty of harm. 2266 01:35:43,360 --> 01:35:44,960 No warning was given. 2267 01:35:44,960 --> 01:35:48,760 No meal, no cinema trip, no foreplay, no nothing. 2268 01:35:48,760 --> 01:35:55,960 It was pure, uninvited, rogering right up the red bull's ass as it was about to graze on the village churn. 2269 01:35:55,960 --> 01:35:57,260 And we've got a little bit of a replay here. 2270 01:35:57,260 --> 01:35:58,660 Look at that, Seb Vett. 2271 01:35:58,660 --> 01:36:02,660 Taking a cheeky's penis right to the back of Max for strap strap-on. 2272 01:36:02,660 --> 01:36:04,160 A complete double-pegger. 2273 01:36:04,160 --> 01:36:10,660 We've got flames, we've got sparks, we've got cars in the air and motor racing larks here on Network 2, lap 52. 2274 01:36:10,660 --> 01:36:15,660 And Lewis, the Lou Banger, Lou Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Hamilton takes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 2275 01:36:15,660 --> 01:36:21,160 British Grand Prix and Stormzy, shut up, is waving that checkered chickity choo choo. 2276 01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:22,660 Thank you so much for all coming out. 2277 01:36:22,660 --> 01:36:24,660 I appreciate you all and to the team. 2278 01:36:24,660 --> 01:36:28,360 Thank you so much for the opportunity to be a part of this. 2279 01:36:28,360 --> 01:36:29,360 Well done, Lou Doug. 2280 01:36:29,360 --> 01:36:32,360 Pulled out of the fucking rat sack again, man. 2281 01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:41,360 As we cut live to my face cam now, as I shake up my big Moet and Shandon and spray the load all over your stupid face, Lou Doug. 2282 01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:44,360 Moet and Shandon courtesy of Bagged Street Wines. 2283 01:36:44,360 --> 01:36:45,360 Join the ride, Connor. 2284 01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:45,360 Will you? 2285 01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:46,360 Will you? 2286 01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:47,360 Will you? 2287 01:36:47,360 --> 01:36:48,360 Will you? 2288 01:36:48,360 --> 01:36:49,360 Will you? 2289 01:36:49,360 --> 01:36:49,360 Will you? 2290 01:36:49,360 --> 01:36:50,360 Will you? 2291 01:36:50,360 --> 01:36:51,360 Will you? 2292 01:36:51,360 --> 01:36:52,360 Will you? 2293 01:36:52,360 --> 01:36:53,360 Will you? 2294 01:36:53,360 --> 01:37:23,340 Leprechaun 2295 01:37:23,340 --> 01:37:53,320 Leprechaun