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Lettrakorn

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Leprechaun

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*outro music*

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It's all about how the Milanese do mealtimes. Refreshing bubbles right up your chaff pipe. Spin the top of the lid, and see who can catch the falling star. San Pellegrino. Flip the lid again, bat your missus and your girlfriend too. Over to see how the crazy cats do dinner times down in Yohannistan. Googling life, pleasure, play and work, flipping your lid, opening the door into the brand new New York dreamscape. Where are you working now?

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And now, New York City, San Pellegrino, the star that shapes the world between your fucking chopsticks over in Tokyo.

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Roll that lid down, catch it in your hand, and get ready to Dubai, the fucking land of sand.

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Which one's it in? Wrong.

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Flip it again, and toke on the bong down in Buenos Aires, San Pellegrino.

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Magic, it's gone.

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Shanghai noon, with your fucking sushi bowl soon.

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Flick of the liquid lid back to Milano.

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San Pellegrino. Tastefully Italian.

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Let's fucking have some fun.

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Welcome back, everybody. The highlights here of the Tour de France.

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In France, with me, Connor Williams, and Jordan B. Peterson.

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Rain is pissing down here, hard and fast.

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Sumptuous droplets of H2O.

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Precipitation from the sky above.

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Jesus Christ.

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And the Peloton is looking fat.

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Look at the leg muscles on that guy.

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Juiced or not to juice? That is the question.

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I suppose they're all juiced up heavily.

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Yeah, it would be pretty tough to ignore the juice.

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If I was on a bike.

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Look at those lavender fields, those beautiful purple colors.

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Absolutely sumptuous buds of lavender there.

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Sorry you were saying, go on.

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Yeah, it would be pretty tough, I would imagine, to abscond.

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Or abstain, rather.

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From the juice.

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Not like you, Jordan, to get your words mixed up.

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Mixed gender.

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Mixed race.

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Mixed race.

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Mixed doubles.

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From the tennis a couple of weeks ago.

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Yep.

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Tennis is over now.

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It sure is, Jordan.

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On Network 2.

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As we enter the last few days of the Tour de France.

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Le Tour de France.

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Le Tour de France.

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And we're going to be riding high in the mountains soon enough.

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Into the Alps.

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We had the Pyrenees last week.

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And it's going to be the Alpine.

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Alpine fresh.

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There you go.

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Another field of lavender there.

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I bet it smells so sumptuous.

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Big fat buds.

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Big fat juicy hydroponic buds.

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Only the best Gorilla Glue.

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Sour Diesel.

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Clean your diesel.

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Clean your buds.

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Yep.

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That's the good thing about the French.

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They clean their buds.

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Buds are clean.

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And they know what it means to be men.

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And it's absolutely piss.

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As mentioned, it's pissing down here.

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But then look at this.

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Only two minutes down the road.

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And it's as dry as a barrel of sand.

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Which has been...

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Encased.

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Yep.

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In what?

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In...

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In...

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In a dehumidified room, Jordan.

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Hmm.

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In August.

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It's a dry month.

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In Morocco.

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That's a pretty dry country.

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That's a pretty dry country.

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You could also say that they've placed...

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Inside the room, which is dehumidified in Morocco in August.

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You could say they've placed little sachets of silica gel.

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Which they bought with some shoes or sandals.

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I don't know if you buy sandals in Morocco in a box.

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Do they even have silica gel in Morocco?

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I don't know, Jordan.

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But you're taking it too far.

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On Network 2.

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I didn't think I was.

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Ha ha ha ha.

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If you were in the room, it'd be dry enough.

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Was that a dig at me?

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What?

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When you said I would be dry, was that a dig at me and my personality?

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Just a laugh, Jordan.

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Don't take it too serious, you know?

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You think I'm a joke?

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I think you're alright.

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I think you're a grandma.

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Just messing, Jordan.

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If you think I'm a joke, why don't you say that to my face?

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72 kilometers to go here.

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They're coming around the band.

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They better watch out.

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They don't slip.

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You better watch the fuck out.

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You don't talk shit to me.

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Sorry, we're going to go to an outbreak.

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We're going to go to an outbreak.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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San Pellegrino.

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It's almost 38.

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Allianz.

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Ivan Yates.

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You're almost 38.

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It's an outbreak too.

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It's an outbreak too.

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Kill I.

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It's a talk.

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Why do you kill the good?

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Have you got a pension yet?

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Have you got a fucking plan?

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Watch your daughter.

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Don't you plan?

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Booter's town.

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Where are you working now?

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Seapoint.

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Do you have a job?

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Blackrock.

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Where are you working now?

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Do you have a job?

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We're C-days.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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It's job one.

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It's least time you're working.

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I've got to keep the money coming in.

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Second holiday all.

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Just got six o'clock.

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San Pellegrino.

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I'm in the boot.

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Body in the boot.

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Day F-out.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Range Rover.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Zurich.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Mountain.

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Mountain.

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It's almost six o'clock guys.

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Welcome back to Drive Time.

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With me Connor Williams.

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Bringing you into the heat of the moment.

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The precipice of ejaculation.

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Three minutes past six.

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On.

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Of a Wednesday evening.

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It's rainy outside.

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Stay off the road.

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Unless you've got your wets on.

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And you're strapped up.

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And you're ready to rock.

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Into the H2O.

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H2O should I say.

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Precipitation.

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On top of that M50.

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Make sure you're not wearing slicks.

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And you're fully rubbered up.

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With Indonesian Bridgestones.

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Handmade.

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By the little guys out there.

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So almost six o'clock.

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Big shout out to everybody out there.

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Also remember that.

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Zurich have your back.

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In times of want.

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And desire.

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And in times of need too.

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It's just gone six o'clock John.

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I hope you've got your future.

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Sorted out.

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Your clock is fucked.

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Says Shug.

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I don't think so.

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Says four minutes past six.

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Very welcome to the stream everyone.

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We're going to try and get gold today.

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Have you ever been to Slough?

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No.

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Dan Natanz.

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Zurich may have my back as a deposit.

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That's pretty cool.

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Archetypal mud bricks.

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Who's doing the stream uploads?

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Or is that a sore point?

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I don't know.

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Lucy.

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Can Zurich use my kidney as a deposit?

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Look.

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It's not in the.

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It's not legit.

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But in the world of business.

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Anything goes.

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You just need to get on the right playing field.

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I can speak to someone.

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Ian Kelly.

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Zurich spots.

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Thanks very much.

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It's nice to see the little Ian Kelly.

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Zurich logo there.

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Liam Griffin.

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Stuck in Vienna airport.

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Connor.

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Any advice?

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Hit up the duty free Liam.

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It's a fantastic little duty free in Vienna.

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I had the pleasure of being stuck there.

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A couple of years ago.

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With Maria Walsh MEP.

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At that point she wasn't an MEP.

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She was just a Tamagotchi basher.

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From the west.

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And we helped source a few brand new Tamos for her.

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Whilst we were in that piece.

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I got myself a bottle of Grey Goose.

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Which came in a real prestigious box.

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And I had like a thank a special to and from tag on it.

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And I just simply wrote.

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To Connor.

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From Konzo.

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You deserve it mate.

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And I just slugged the back.

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I slugged that back on the flight home.

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While Maria Walsh just smashed her Tamagotchi.

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Beside me.

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And we actually got told off.

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We got told to move down the aisle.

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Which was a strange move.

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Strange move from Aer Lingus.

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And we moved down to the back.

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Where there wasn't as many people.

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And they just let us at it.

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Then.

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I'm mad about money Bruno.

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Yeah.

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Aren't we all in this crazy world.

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Zurich though.

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And Grey Goose.

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They're the two guys you want to see.

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If you're mad about money.

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Any caddy work Daniel Healy.

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No.

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Not at the moment.

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I might hit the links later on.

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After this drive.

283
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:28,780
Drive time.

284
00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,520
It's almost six o'clock.

285
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:33,720
Dylan Fogarty.

286
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:34,400
Connor.

287
00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,880
Bought some stocks in San Celestino.

288
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,320
On your advice.

289
00:11:40,420 --> 00:11:42,240
Now the Lone Sharks are after me.

290
00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:43,880
They want my thumbs.

291
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:45,660
Still.

292
00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,560
The new Tamo is class.

293
00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,180
Got the limited edition goose version.

294
00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:52,000
Top notch.

295
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,360
Sounds amazing.

296
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,000
That's almost six o'clock.

297
00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,380
A Grey Goose.

298
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,860
Limited edition Grey Goose Tamagotchi.

299
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,700
That is insane.

300
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:02,720
That is insane.

301
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:12,460
Yeah.

302
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:12,820
So.

303
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,080
I just necked the goose.

304
00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:16,560
On the seats.

305
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,920
I don't know if you fly with Aer Lingus.

306
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,660
Most of you probably have.

307
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,640
If you have been on an air flight plane.

308
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:29,420
You've probably only ever been on Ryanair.

309
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:32,600
And.

310
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:36,920
They're just far far inferior to Aer Lingus.

311
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:40,500
Their seats.

312
00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:41,800
They don't have these little.

313
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,160
The little headrests.

314
00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:44,460
Let me change that to cockpit.

315
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:46,420
They don't have the little.

316
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,520
They're not headrests per se.

317
00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:50,680
But they do offer.

318
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,480
Some kind of side head.

319
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:53,480
Support.

320
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,920
When you are.

321
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:57,880
Flying.

322
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:58,980
You need to sleep.

323
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,120
You need to get the head down.

324
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,480
A bit of shut eye.

325
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,440
Before you close the big deal.

326
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,380
At the Geneva.

327
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,460
Motor show convention.

328
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,400
With an after party seance.

329
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,660
At the Zurich brokership.

330
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,160
To which I am a key holder.

331
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:22,060
Just like to say.

332
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:23,100
Thanks very much.

333
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,020
To Schweidencruz.

334
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:25,780
O'Bailey.

335
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:27,580
Who provided me.

336
00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,260
With today's racing slips.

337
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:31,440
Originally.

338
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,000
Manufactured.

339
00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:34,120
By Mercedes.

340
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,580
On Network 2.

341
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:42,960
Kieran McGowan.

342
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:43,700
Howard Thames.

343
00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:44,100
Bud.

344
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,760
You say you've flown with EasyJet.

345
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,020
I happen to know.

346
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:48,980
Stelios.

347
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:49,820
Myself.

348
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,320
I actually.

349
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,660
Made Stelios.

350
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:53,700
Change his name.

351
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,920
To Stelios.

352
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:56,680
He was actually.

353
00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:57,620
Steve.

354
00:13:58,620 --> 00:13:59,320
But I said.

355
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,500
Stel baby.

356
00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:02,620
Because that was my nickname.

357
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:02,920
For him.

358
00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:03,580
It's almost.

359
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,500
Six o'clock.

360
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,960
You need to change everything.

361
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:07,740
About yourself.

362
00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:08,100
Bud.

363
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,240
If you want to break it in the market.

364
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,000
It's too many Steve's man.

365
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,540
The place is saturated with Steve's.

366
00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:18,540
It's almost six o'clock.

367
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:20,640
He said.

368
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:21,300
What do I do?

369
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:22,300
I said.

370
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,000
What's your name?

371
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:23,340
He said.

372
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:24,860
Stephen Zane.

373
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:26,480
I said.

374
00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:28,180
Get rid of that fucking name man.

375
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,520
Change it fast.

376
00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:30,720
Rapid pronto.

377
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:33,620
As I did.

378
00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:36,060
A sensual turn.

379
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,660
Into the Hudson back.

380
00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:39,620
Because he was actually in the back of my.

381
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,680
AMG limited G range.

382
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:42,520
Mercedes.

383
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:43,480
Benz.

384
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:44,820
At the time.

385
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,040
It's almost six o'clock.

386
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:47,860
And.

387
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,060
He says.

388
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,880
I want to start an airplane company.

389
00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:52,920
He said.

390
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,480
Listen man.

391
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,780
I know Michael O'Leary.

392
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,340
He can get you gigs.

393
00:14:58,340 --> 00:14:59,080
He said.

394
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,380
I don't want gigs.

395
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,560
I just want to make my own.

396
00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:02,300
Flight.

397
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:02,620
I said.

398
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,680
Fair enough bud.

399
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,240
Low fares.

400
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:06,720
And.

401
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:07,740
I said.

402
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,840
Change your name man.

403
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,060
Change it to.

404
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,160
Stelios.

405
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:12,680
From EasyJet.

406
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,080
And.

407
00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:16,400
Pretend you're Greek.

408
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:21,360
Two years later.

409
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,200
He's only the biggest low fares.

410
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,920
Airline mogul in the world.

411
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,000
Doesn't fucking pick up the phone now though.

412
00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:32,980
Tried to WhatsApp him.

413
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:34,600
Two weeks ago.

414
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,080
Inviting him along to Eddie Jordan's.

415
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,040
Ding Dongalulu.

416
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:40,860
Down at Mondello.

417
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,880
On the 31st.

418
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,120
Myself.

419
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,320
Eddie Irvine.

420
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,140
Eddie Jordan.

421
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,400
Ivan Yates.

422
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:52,120
Baz.

423
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,580
And none other.

424
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,340
Than Serena Williams's ball bag.

425
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,280
She brought along a bottle of Grey Goose.

426
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,860
That was lead lined from Wimbledon as well.

427
00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:07,480
Which I've forgotten about.

428
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:13,020
Lead lined just to prevent any irradiation from the Chernobyl atmosphere.

429
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:16,200
Which is where it was encased and ensconced.

430
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:26,660
But fortunately nobody has come down with any serious illness.

431
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:31,300
Stelios missed out on an absolute screamer.

432
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:35,160
It was a creamy screamer of a day down in Mondello.

433
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,160
Where myself Connor Williams.

434
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,340
Former senior sales executive.

435
00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:40,420
Mercedes Arlen.

436
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,860
Partner at KPMG by Edge 23.

437
00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:51,500
Former media buyer got out of that game after two years.

438
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:52,460
Not my scene.

439
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:54,020
Too many fakers.

440
00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:58,580
Yeah.

441
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,700
Stelios just doesn't pick up the phone anymore.

442
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:01,600
It's too good for me.

443
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,440
Too good for me.

444
00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:08,800
Too good for the Konzo.

445
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,580
Seems like everybody's too good for Konzo these days.

446
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:17,580
Stelios.

447
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,560
My son Arhar doesn't want to hang out with dad anymore.

448
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,840
Pops just isn't cool enough.

449
00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:29,960
The other day.

450
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,840
He wouldn't let me drop him to the school gates.

451
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,260
Even though I was behind the wheel of an exclusive.

452
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:37,200
AMG.

453
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,520
He was embarrassed by me.

454
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,100
And that.

455
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:43,740
Kind of follows.

456
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,320
Not just him and Stelios.

457
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,640
Who were getting embarrassed by me.

458
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,960
But my wife as well.

459
00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:49,740
Who's currently.

460
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:52,740
On her hen do.

461
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:55,320
Like.

462
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:55,760
Sorry.

463
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:55,960
I.

464
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:57,240
Sorry there guys.

465
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:57,860
I forgot.

466
00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,360
I keep calling her my wife.

467
00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,740
But that's just because my heart.

468
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,160
Is still in pieces.

469
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,760
Remains to be.

470
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,440
Re-sealed together again.

471
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,460
After she left me for a chimp.

472
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,500
A chimp called Mr. Tickles.

473
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:15,160
It's almost six o'clock.

474
00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:35,860
But less about me. How about you? It's almost six o'clock. Stevie B, where's the wedding?

475
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:45,500
Guganbarra, down in Cork. It's an idyllic location. And I'm really looking forward to it.

476
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:53,900
I'm going to be photographer and best man to Mr. Tick. Mr. Ticks, as I call him now.

477
00:18:55,280 --> 00:19:02,720
Listen, right? I know what you're thinking. Do I detect a bit of Schweiden-Crew's jealousy there, Connor?

478
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:11,660
No, you don't. You really don't. That little guy, he's had his shots. I made sure of that.

479
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:21,380
He doesn't carry any diseases or parasites. And he's welcome to her. He's welcome to Deirdre.

480
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:28,600
And there's going to be no bad blood. Again, because I fucking got him inoculated.

481
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:37,240
And he's a sweetheart. Mr. Tickles is an absolute sweetheart.

482
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,980
Out and out. Stand-up chimp.

483
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:48,160
We were having a few drinks down in Finnegan's the other night.

484
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:53,120
Somebody bumped into me. Spilled the two goosers.

485
00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:57,840
I was going to let it slide, but Mr. Tick's got up off the chair.

486
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:02,340
Started fucking flailing and ranting and raving and swinging around.

487
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:04,260
Doing...

488
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:05,180
Ooby-doo.

489
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,840
I want to be like you.

490
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,000
I want to walk like you.

491
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,440
Talk like you.

492
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:12,500
Ooby-ooby-doo.

493
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,820
You say it's true.

494
00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:18,580
It's almost six o'clock.

495
00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:20,000
What a sweetheart.

496
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,940
He just ended up taking an absolute chunk out of your man's shoulder.

497
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,420
Ambulance was called.

498
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,660
The Gordini were involved.

499
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,260
But I vouched for him.

500
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:33,880
I said...

501
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:35,160
Whoa.

502
00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:35,800
Sergeant.

503
00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:38,840
I've seen everything.

504
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:39,580
I'm a witness.

505
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:41,880
That chimp there...

506
00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:45,040
He didn't do a fucking thing.

507
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,360
He actually tried to save the man.

508
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,100
The guy you're looking for...

509
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,080
He ran away.

510
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:55,380
He was wearing a kind of grey Adidas tracksuit.

511
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,720
Bottoms tucked into socks.

512
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:05,520
Just shouting something like I'm...

513
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,320
I'm going back.

514
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,520
I'm going...

515
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,040
Back on the M50 northbound.

516
00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,140
Or something like that.

517
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:11,920
You best drive.

518
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,540
Drive now.

519
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,300
And, uh, yeah.

520
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,800
Myself and Mr. Tickles.

521
00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:17,460
Like that.

522
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:19,240
You cannot separate us.

523
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,260
Welcome back now.

524
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,800
Everybody to the highlights of...

525
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:28,660
Le Tour de France.

526
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,500
With me, Connor Williams.

527
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,400
Jordan B. Pearson here on Network 2.

528
00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:36,900
And here we go for a lovely little French village here.

529
00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:38,880
The village people.

530
00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:42,580
Macedonian flag there, I think it was.

531
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,400
Either that or Belarus.

532
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:45,960
One of those kind of jobs.

533
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,160
I think you'll find it was...

534
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,520
Albanian.

535
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,320
Who cares, Jordan?

536
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,640
Who bleeding cares?

537
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,140
Yep.

538
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:57,360
Been to Albania on my book tour.

539
00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:58,980
12 rules for life.

540
00:21:59,060 --> 00:22:01,120
Lot of angry Albanian men came to that.

541
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:01,800
Yeah?

542
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:03,100
Yep.

543
00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:06,780
And we did go to Macedonia too.

544
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,240
Lot of angry men there too.

545
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:17,400
Did you hear there's, uh, been a new country started up by recovering heroin addicts?

546
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:18,960
No, I did not hear.

547
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,320
This is this new news?

548
00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:21,280
Yeah.

549
00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:23,220
It's called methadonia.

550
00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:27,140
What?

551
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,400
I don't get it.

552
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,280
Yeah, well, yeah.

553
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:32,160
You probably don't have a heroin epidemic, Jordan.

554
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,360
Up there in your ivory tower.

555
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,340
In Canada.

556
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,480
Wherever you do live.

557
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:37,800
In Toronto.

558
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:39,520
Yeah, yeah.

559
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:39,780
Wherever.

560
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:40,240
Who cares?

561
00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:41,520
No, you were right.

562
00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:43,140
Toronto is in Canada.

563
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,880
Who bleeding cares, Jordan?

564
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,760
Lot of the cyclists reaching into her pockets for sweets there.

565
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,560
Haribo and Coca-Cola.

566
00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:54,440
Let's go for a break.

567
00:22:54,440 --> 00:23:23,840
Who do you actually think you are?

568
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:24,320
Leprechaun.

569
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,100
Leprechaun.

570
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,040
Leprechaun.

571
00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:26,840
Leprechaun.

572
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,180
Who do you actually think you are?

573
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:28,580
Leprechaun.

574
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:29,480
Leprechaun.

575
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:30,960
Who do you actually think you are?

576
00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:32,020
Leprechaun.

577
00:23:32,180 --> 00:23:32,700
Leprechaun.

578
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:33,940
Who do you actually think you are?

579
00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:34,580
Leprechaun.

580
00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:37,580
It's almost six o'clock.

581
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:44,160
And now with 15 euro off your first online shop over 75 euro, we deliver value too.

582
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:48,960
Shop from anywhere on any device and have it delivered at a time that suits you.

583
00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:51,660
Shop online now at supervallee.ie.

584
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,440
It's got to be supervallee.

585
00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:54,880
Time to get down to your local...

586
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,720
Mama Duck.

587
00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:57,340
Thank you very much.

588
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,320
Thank you very much, sir, Mama Duck.

589
00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:03,800
From me to you.

590
00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:05,320
Thank you.

591
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,400
Yaku Chiku.

592
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:07,700
Yaku Chiku.

593
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:10,200
On Network 2.

594
00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:11,800
Thank you very much.

595
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,500
Appreciate it.

596
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:15,220
And Larkin Love.

597
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,600
Thank you so much.

598
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:22,220
You're an absolute sweet, sweet crystal on the eye of the moon.

599
00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:24,440
A full moon that is.

600
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:24,440
A full moon that is.

601
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,000
Howling wolf on top of a cliff.

602
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,940
Just waiting to sink his teeth into you.

603
00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:36,240
A network moon.

604
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,560
It's almost six o'clock.

605
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:41,580
It's almost six o'clock.

606
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:41,580
It's almost six o'clock.

607
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,040
Kind of slapstick carry-on films?

608
00:24:45,340 --> 00:24:47,180
Or is it Monty Python?

609
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:47,560
No.

610
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,260
What is it?

611
00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:49,140
It's a very good question.

612
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:55,580
It's the guy who directed it, Dominic Brigstock, actually sort of prepped Monty Python.

613
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,100
I can't believe that he did.

614
00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:59,180
It's got nothing in common with Life of Brian.

615
00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:03,580
It has got common in common maybe with carry-with the carry-on.

616
00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:04,960
Except for the jokes.

617
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:05,900
It doesn't have any jokes.

618
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:07,380
It's just unfunny.

619
00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:08,400
It's flat.

620
00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:10,120
And it's also-

621
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,300
Anaconda G.

622
00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:16,800
Thank you very much for that lovely 420.

623
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,480
Coming at you live from Mondello.

624
00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:23,760
This is Drive Time.

625
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,280
With me, Conor Williams.

626
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:33,260
Bringing you all the latest Ivan Yates news and debate and sport.

627
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:35,860
Toilet humor.

628
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:36,640
Yuck.

629
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,880
Well, get off the fence anyway, John.

630
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,940
A bit on the one hand, on the other.

631
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:42,400
Yeah, yeah.

632
00:25:42,780 --> 00:25:45,060
But it could have been so good.

633
00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:48,840
That's the Yateser just says it the way it is.

634
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,000
That's the Yateser.

635
00:25:51,140 --> 00:25:52,520
It could have been real.

636
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,600
Have you seen it?

637
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,940
I've seen the series on TV and the series is brilliant.

638
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,900
The kid series that was on, I think it was BBC.

639
00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:58,640
It was originally on.

640
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,280
It doesn't sound too big a leap to get it from TV to the big screen.

641
00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:02,900
I don't know how they got it so wrong.

642
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:03,220
Yeah.

643
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,380
What's the cast like?

644
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,340
The cast is okay.

645
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,900
Kim Cattrall is actually very good playing Nero's mother.

646
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,340
Amelia Jones plays the kind of the female lead.

647
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,580
And you'd probably remember him from Game of Thrones, Sebastian Croft.

648
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,480
He was the young Ned Stark.

649
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:21,800
That's right.

650
00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:25,360
Dot A-E.

651
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:34,980
Long and hard.

652
00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:36,420
Dot A-E.

653
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,620
Does it have a bell?

654
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:42,880
Oh, yeah, it does.

655
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:43,300
Absolutely.

656
00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:45,980
Is it aimed at a British audience?

657
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:46,860
Very much so.

658
00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:48,700
Aimed at the Brits?

659
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:50,200
Against the EU.

660
00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:50,860
Okay.

661
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:52,080
So there's a Brexit kind of element.

662
00:26:52,380 --> 00:26:53,140
Not deliberate.

663
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:54,140
I'm putting that in to make it sound more interesting.

664
00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:55,280
Brexit.io.

665
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,160
Okay, all right.

666
00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:02,980
So a stingy one out of five for the horrible histories, Rotten Romans, the movie.

667
00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:05,000
Sounds shite.

668
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,100
Sounds shocking.

669
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,520
Your next TV pick is...

670
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,560
That sounds absolute, absolute shite.

671
00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:13,180
I won't be going to see that.

672
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:13,880
Why?

673
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:18,100
Because Ivan Yates' hard shoulder told me not to.

674
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,240
And I can't stress this enough, guys.

675
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,860
You need guidance in your life.

676
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,260
Forget about Jordan B. Pearson's 12 rules for life.

677
00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:32,540
Get yourself onto Ivan B. Yates' hard shoulder.

678
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,240
Where the tips and life skills are daily.

679
00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:39,740
They're coming at you thick and fast.

680
00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:43,120
It's almost six o'clock.

681
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,460
It's time to get down to your local recedes.

682
00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:45,960
So much.

683
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,080
You think I'm joking.

684
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,620
About the power of Yates.

685
00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:52,940
About the unknown.

686
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,040
Unseen.

687
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,120
Power.

688
00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:07,300
of Yates. Well, you haven't seen his book. You probably have if you've seen the show before.

689
00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:13,860
His book is coming out soon enough. Yates on Plates. Meals from the Hard Shoulder.

690
00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:21,940
Brought to you by Network 2 Books. With a forward by Peter Collins.

691
00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:54,020
And a glossary by me at the back. And a prelude, a prologue to the epilogue. And we've actually got an epilogue to the forward. Written by none other than Eddie Jordan. And that book was launched yesterday in Ethan's.ie. On O'Connell Street. There was a queue down to the bridge and over.

692
00:28:54,580 --> 00:29:11,620
It was insane. It was insane. I don't know if any of you were there. I don't know. I don't think anybody was there.

693
00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:22,400
John Padden. Mama Duck Spider Baby. Yeah. It's Fidgeti. I don't think any of you were there. I didn't see any of you anyway.

694
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:23,880
It's almost six o'clock.

695
00:29:25,820 --> 00:29:49,340
Ronan Goff. Someone just goffed. And it stinks. Let me have a look now. Yates. Cookbook launch. Do we have it? I think we do. It was insane. What Ivan did was just out of this world. See I was there. We were launching there. The queue was at the door. I got in and Yates was adamant.

696
00:29:49,340 --> 00:30:01,740
That he was going to sign the book. He was going to sign the book. The way he was going to do it was he would be suspended in air swinging around using RCA cables to hold him.

697
00:30:02,140 --> 00:30:15,460
And then when he would go by. Say this was the pen in his hand. People would have the book open like that. He would swing over you. And just go by like that. And leave his mark.

698
00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:35,940
And there was a few people who didn't really get what was going on. To be honest with you. I didn't get what was going on. But Yates is an absolute. He's a riddle wrapped up inside a big fat mystery. Not saying he's fat. Trapped. He's actually trapped inside an enigma.

699
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:53,200
And it was modern. It was postmodern. It was beyond freeze art. It was Tracy Emin. It was everything that we. It was. It was Yates.

700
00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:02,980
There were a few complaints. But nothing we couldn't handle. We sold a truckload.

701
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:17,920
Oh. Slavoj Zeezek. It's almost six o'clock. Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

702
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:23,860
Savaloy Zeezek. You big lefty.

703
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:27,920
Let's go.

704
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,820
Myself and Slavoj were eating Savaloy.

705
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,280
Outside Jordan Peterson's fucking hot dog shack.

706
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,000
Which he has in Berlin.

707
00:31:43,220 --> 00:31:44,800
He was doing a live set.

708
00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:46,600
Outside Berghain.

709
00:31:48,220 --> 00:31:49,340
And he had.

710
00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:52,140
My good friend Shaney.

711
00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:53,940
Was there.

712
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,160
Hosting the event.

713
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,320
I was there.

714
00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,660
Just in my Mercedes.

715
00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:02,960
Driving all around the city itself.

716
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:04,620
And then the two.

717
00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:06,440
The two guys had a debate.

718
00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:08,020
On sausage meat.

719
00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:11,720
Peterson won.

720
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:13,680
Of course.

721
00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:16,120
All the Peterson fanboys turned up.

722
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,400
And heralded it.

723
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,680
Supped from the chalice.

724
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,520
Of Peter Stink.

725
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:29,820
Oh Jesus.

726
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,660
Let's just start again.

727
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:35,480
The racing slips today.

728
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:36,000
They're not.

729
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,580
They're not what they usually are.

730
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:41,520
Just.

731
00:32:41,780 --> 00:32:43,160
Quick look at the slips guys.

732
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,740
That's what we're dealing with.

733
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,040
On Netflix.

734
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,460
From Wednesday.

735
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,260
The great hack.

736
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:55,720
Yeah.

737
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,260
The great hack.

738
00:32:57,780 --> 00:32:58,460
I've just watched.

739
00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,220
Half an hour of this.

740
00:32:59,320 --> 00:32:59,960
Before I came in here.

741
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,440
So I presume you're familiar.

742
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,940
With the Cambridge Analytica scandal.

743
00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:05,080
Which was basically that.

744
00:33:05,220 --> 00:33:06,460
All of these social networks.

745
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,620
Were targeting voters.

746
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,540
In a certain way.

747
00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:10,100
In the 2016 US election.

748
00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:10,620
Presidential.

749
00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:11,200
Okay.

750
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,300
And from Brexit.

751
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,080
But it turns out.

752
00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:14,520
They were involved in way more elections.

753
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:14,920
Than that.

754
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:15,940
According to this documentary.

755
00:33:16,980 --> 00:33:18,460
It's an hour and a half long piece.

756
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,780
Very very stylized documentary.

757
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:21,720
Looks incredible.

758
00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:23,040
Borderline looks like a film.

759
00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:24,300
It looks that good.

760
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,080
Two directors.

761
00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:27,220
Does it have a drama?

762
00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:28,060
Do they have characters?

763
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,640
Or is it got a narrator?

764
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:30,460
They're trying.

765
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:30,880
It's.

766
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,080
Like from what I've seen.

767
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:32,960
They're trying to set up.

768
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,100
The good and the bad.

769
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:34,560
In this.

770
00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:35,540
Of like who's.

771
00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:36,620
Like good and who's bad.

772
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,240
But the narrative is very murky.

773
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,580
Because there is literally.

774
00:33:39,580 --> 00:33:40,360
So much detail.

775
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,020
To go into this.

776
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,200
They're talking about.

777
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,480
They're talking about big data.

778
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:44,580
Big data.

779
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:45,400
And that will become the biggest.

780
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,300
Selling point.

781
00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:47,400
For a lot of companies now.

782
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:48,380
It moved past oil.

783
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:49,060
I think last year.

784
00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:50,020
Is one of the biggest selling points.

785
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:50,640
Basically.

786
00:33:50,780 --> 00:33:52,040
If you can mine this information.

787
00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:53,680
This is how you can target people.

788
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,140
To think.

789
00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:55,940
To think in a certain way.

790
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,580
And they're using it.

791
00:33:57,940 --> 00:33:58,680
Governments are using it.

792
00:33:58,680 --> 00:33:59,880
I think there was a massive amount of money.

793
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:00,640
In the Facebook election.

794
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:01,640
With Trump.

795
00:34:01,860 --> 00:34:02,720
Compared to how much Hillary.

796
00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:03,580
Was putting into it.

797
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,020
It's very scary.

798
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,540
But they do a great job.

799
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,120
In the first 20 minutes.

800
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:08,840
Of setting it up.

801
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,100
Would you need to be a bit of a geek.

802
00:34:10,260 --> 00:34:10,940
To understand it?

803
00:34:10,940 --> 00:34:11,160
Not really.

804
00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:11,940
That's what I was going to say.

805
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,340
They actually do a very good job.

806
00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:14,080
Of explaining.

807
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:15,580
If you're connected to this.

808
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,760
And you have this kind of channel.

809
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,220
And you use this kind of social network.

810
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:19,620
Here is all the information.

811
00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:21,240
That you are essentially giving away.

812
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:21,840
To companies.

813
00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:24,520
And that company is going to use your profile.

814
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,960
And sell your information.

815
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,120
And it's terrifying.

816
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:27,820
Basically.

817
00:34:28,140 --> 00:34:28,980
The guy who was.

818
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,180
It's a guy who took out a case.

819
00:34:31,180 --> 00:34:32,160
Against Facebook.

820
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:32,740
At one stage.

821
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:33,920
He's basically saying that.

822
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:34,980
By the time his children.

823
00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:35,760
Are going to be adults.

824
00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:37,180
Every part of their life.

825
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:37,980
Will be data mined.

826
00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:38,720
Everything.

827
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:39,320
Okay.

828
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:40,340
And just tell me.

829
00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:41,440
I'm sitting on the sofa.

830
00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:42,500
It's 10 o'clock.

831
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,420
On a Saturday night.

832
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:44,180
And.

833
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,600
If I want to just be entertained.

834
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,520
Or if I want to be educated.

835
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
About data.

836
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,800
And insights into data.

837
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:52,240
Yeah.

838
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,960
What would be my motivation.

839
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:54,740
For watching this?

840
00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:55,940
It's more about education.

841
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:56,980
But I really think.

842
00:34:56,980 --> 00:34:57,600
That people.

843
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,360
Well that isn't.

844
00:34:58,420 --> 00:34:59,240
I'm not knocking that.

845
00:34:59,320 --> 00:34:59,580
Yeah.

846
00:34:59,860 --> 00:35:00,920
Maybe you should watch it.

847
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:01,880
When you're in a more serious.

848
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:02,160
Frame of mind.

849
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:02,940
I actually think it's important.

850
00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:03,420
To watch it.

851
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,000
Because it really gives you.

852
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:05,480
An example.

853
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,020
Of where all of the information.

854
00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:08,020
You were just blindly.

855
00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:09,040
Giving away on the internet.

856
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:09,880
Where it's all going.

857
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:10,980
And it's kind of terrifying.

858
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:11,700
To be honest.

859
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,240
And also the big brother element.

860
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:13,580
Of it.

861
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:14,520
That you don't realise.

862
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,280
You're giving it away.

863
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:15,520
Exactly.

864
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:16,660
And being categorised.

865
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:17,300
As data.

866
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:18,100
With all your records.

867
00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:18,800
All your information.

868
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:19,460
Is being sold.

869
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:19,820
Alright.

870
00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:20,660
It's a great hack.

871
00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:21,100
Fascinating.

872
00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:23,500
It's from tonight.

873
00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:24,920
It's already on Netflix now.

874
00:35:24,980 --> 00:35:25,020
Okay.

875
00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:25,740
Alright.

876
00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:27,400
Your next movie pick.

877
00:35:27,540 --> 00:35:28,760
Let's hope it does a little bit better.

878
00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:29,980
The current war.

879
00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:31,500
Well I can't give it much better.

880
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,300
Because I haven't seen it.

881
00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:33,460
They didn't have a press screening.

882
00:35:33,460 --> 00:35:34,120
For this movie.

883
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,140
Which opens on Friday.

884
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,120
Which sometimes is a signal.

885
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:37,720
But I don't.

886
00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:38,880
That's enough of that.

887
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,700
Ivan Yates' movie is coming out soon as well guys.

888
00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:43,760
There will be consequences.

889
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,460
This is The Hard Shoulder.

890
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,160
Gonna give this a go John.

891
00:35:51,160 --> 00:36:21,140
The Hard Shoulder.

892
00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:32,260
Fucking hell.

893
00:36:32,260 --> 00:36:37,320
We were at Marco Pierre White's Steakhouse.

894
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:41,420
Donny Brook.

895
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:43,900
Last night.

896
00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:48,500
Myself.

897
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:51,600
Johnny Ronan.

898
00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:56,180
Talking about his new building that he's making.

899
00:36:56,540 --> 00:36:57,120
The docks.

900
00:36:57,620 --> 00:36:58,740
It looks impressive guys.

901
00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:00,920
It's gonna be 15.

902
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,360
Penthouse suites in it.

903
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,040
And then one superior penthouse at the top.

904
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:09,820
King Pent.

905
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,480
In the shape of a pentogram.

906
00:37:14,540 --> 00:37:16,820
Which I thought was slightly satanic.

907
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:17,980
Though Ronan believes.

908
00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:19,820
It brings people good luck.

909
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,560
Maria Walsh.

910
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:24,560
Maria Walsh.

911
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,260
Bags.

912
00:37:25,260 --> 00:37:25,340
Bags.

913
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,040
Two of the.

914
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,080
Downstairs penthouses.

915
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:32,340
With a.

916
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:34,380
A massive.

917
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:34,980
Advance.

918
00:37:35,980 --> 00:37:36,500
Payment.

919
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:37,300
In cash.

920
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:37,900
No less.

921
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,760
Where the hell did you get that Maria.

922
00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:45,420
She said.

923
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,860
She'd sold off.

924
00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:47,980
The original.

925
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,940
Tamagotchi she bought.

926
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,240
Back in the 90s.

927
00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:54,620
When she.

928
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,540
Because she was a 90s kid.

929
00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,820
6 o'clock.

930
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:04,180
And they went for 1.7 million euro each.

931
00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:06,240
At Sotheby's.

932
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:12,680
Fucking hell.

933
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,240
Something not right about the car today.

934
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,740
Someone's been messing with the gears.

935
00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:18,740
I think.

936
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,160
I think I've been sabotaged guys.

937
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:23,780
Sabotismo.

938
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,100
Gran sabotismo.

939
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:26,300
Oh.

940
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:31,480
It's almost 6 o'clock.

941
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:50,540
And again.

942
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,360
Somebody has cut the brakes.

943
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,540
Something is not right.

944
00:38:54,540 --> 00:39:01,100
Something is not right here guys.

945
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:02,980
We're going to have to go to Sam.

946
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:04,660
Sam Bellagin.

947
00:39:04,900 --> 00:39:05,940
Ban Celebino.

948
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,060
He's playing at the.

949
00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:08,360
The concert hall.

950
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,260
You need to get a ticket.

951
00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:11,320
You haven't heard music.

952
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,160
Until you've heard the voice of Ban Celebino.

953
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:38,840
Ban Celebino.

954
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,220
Ha ha.

955
00:39:41,220 --> 00:39:47,900
It's almost 6 o'clock.

956
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:47,900
It's almost 6 o'clock.

957
00:39:54,400 --> 00:40:00,300
Oh god.

958
00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:03,040
Oktoberfest in Dublin.

959
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,660
It's being cancelled guys.

960
00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:11,660
Due to an insurance premium.

961
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,920
I wonder were they with Jurek?

962
00:40:15,260 --> 00:40:16,540
Let's have a look at this.

963
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:19,900
That was a shame.

964
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,600
Myself and Zonad.

965
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,060
Had planned to get absolutely tankarded.

966
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:27,720
Tankarded.

967
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,380
Let me have a look.

968
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,500
Can we go to news talk?

969
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:41,920
This is such a shame.

970
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,040
I don't think it is in this case.

971
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:45,960
Because I've seen the trailer.

972
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,000
And it does look interesting.

973
00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:48,080
And the story is terrific.

974
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,280
This is the truth.

975
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:50,540
It's called the current war.

976
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,040
Because it's not the present war.

977
00:40:53,140 --> 00:40:54,840
It's the electric current war.

978
00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:56,240
It's the competition.

979
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:57,940
The intense rivalry between.

980
00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:00,420
Dublin.

981
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:02,460
Oktoberfest 2019.

982
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,000
Has been cancelled over.

983
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,320
Imprecedented increases.

984
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:06,680
In insurance premiums.

985
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,060
It's just.

986
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:13,320
Such a shame.

987
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,400
The 10th anniversary.

988
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:18,800
Of the festival.

989
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:19,800
Was marked last year.

990
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,820
With festivities taking place.

991
00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:23,160
Over 20 days.

992
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:25,100
At George's dock.

993
00:41:25,860 --> 00:41:27,180
It was a 20 day piss up.

994
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,360
A monumental piss up.

995
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,180
You had everyone down there.

996
00:41:33,540 --> 00:41:35,500
All the tech drones.

997
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,040
From Grand Canal dock.

998
00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:40,340
As well as the.

999
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:43,400
Legacy.

1000
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,200
Banking and finance sector.

1001
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:45,880
From the city.

1002
00:41:46,180 --> 00:41:47,540
From the inner city as well.

1003
00:41:49,980 --> 00:41:51,260
I know a guy.

1004
00:41:52,060 --> 00:41:53,560
Who actually got so.

1005
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:54,780
October fested.

1006
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,320
They had to ship him away.

1007
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,140
To Germany in a box.

1008
00:41:58,820 --> 00:42:00,180
And he was opened up.

1009
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:00,900
In Bavaria.

1010
00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:02,000
In a beer hall.

1011
00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:04,880
They were all just like.

1012
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:05,480
Raus.

1013
00:42:05,820 --> 00:42:06,380
Raus.

1014
00:42:06,380 --> 00:42:06,460
Raus.

1015
00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:06,980
Raus.

1016
00:42:06,980 --> 00:42:07,260
Raus.

1017
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:10,600
And that guy's name.

1018
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,980
Was Ronan Goff.

1019
00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:16,960
If you're watching Ronan.

1020
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,060
I hope you're alright buddy.

1021
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,500
I hope that you're alright.

1022
00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:22,380
Come back soon.

1023
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:23,500
We all need.

1024
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:24,600
We want you back.

1025
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,220
It's almost six o'clock.

1026
00:42:31,220 --> 00:42:32,100
They say.

1027
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:33,920
As much as we love.

1028
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:34,880
Coming to Dublin.

1029
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,080
And doing our event.

1030
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,380
With you guys.

1031
00:42:38,940 --> 00:42:40,500
Great bit of press here.

1032
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,880
Great bit of copywriting.

1033
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,060
From the press team.

1034
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,320
As much as we love.

1035
00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:46,240
Coming to Dublin.

1036
00:42:46,900 --> 00:42:48,600
And doing our event.

1037
00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:50,380
With you guys.

1038
00:42:52,060 --> 00:42:53,740
The 2019 event.

1039
00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:54,560
Cannot go ahead.

1040
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,080
Due to unprecedented increases.

1041
00:42:56,580 --> 00:42:58,020
In our insurance premium.

1042
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:00,560
In Germany.

1043
00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:02,440
We are not used.

1044
00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:04,380
To the claim culture.

1045
00:43:04,940 --> 00:43:06,560
That is developed in Ireland.

1046
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:08,180
And therefore.

1047
00:43:08,860 --> 00:43:09,820
We have decided.

1048
00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:11,780
To take a break this year.

1049
00:43:12,380 --> 00:43:13,220
I want to tell you something.

1050
00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:14,440
About claim culture.

1051
00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:16,640
That's smoke and mirrors.

1052
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:17,340
Bullshit.

1053
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,280
Doesn't exist.

1054
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,160
If you've had an accident.

1055
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,900
Or someone you know has.

1056
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,780
And you feel like.

1057
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:27,700
You have missed out.

1058
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,860
Please get in touch with me.

1059
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:30,720
Connor Williams.

1060
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,100
I will fight your case for you.

1061
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,060
On a no win.

1062
00:43:34,180 --> 00:43:35,400
No fee basis.

1063
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:40,800
If we win.

1064
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,800
I'll take a slice.

1065
00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:45,880
If we don't.

1066
00:43:49,740 --> 00:43:51,140
You ride off back.

1067
00:43:51,140 --> 00:43:52,100
On the horse.

1068
00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:52,880
You rode in on.

1069
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:57,500
The statement.

1070
00:43:57,900 --> 00:43:58,380
Ads.

1071
00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:00,000
The belief.

1072
00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:01,700
That putting an insurance claim.

1073
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:02,940
Doesn't hurt anyone.

1074
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,520
Except the insurance company.

1075
00:44:05,580 --> 00:44:06,420
Is incorrect.

1076
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:07,600
Consequently.

1077
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,280
Guys.

1078
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,040
They didn't have guys there.

1079
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:10,860
But they should have.

1080
00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:12,540
Great fun events.

1081
00:44:12,540 --> 00:44:13,020
Like ours.

1082
00:44:13,180 --> 00:44:13,800
Finding it hard.

1083
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:14,360
To go ahead.

1084
00:44:14,420 --> 00:44:15,280
When suspect.

1085
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:16,300
Insurance claims.

1086
00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:17,680
From a small.

1087
00:44:18,460 --> 00:44:18,980
Minority.

1088
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:19,780
Okay guys.

1089
00:44:19,780 --> 00:44:20,600
A small.

1090
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,080
Minority.

1091
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:22,980
And we've got this.

1092
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,220
Cabal.

1093
00:44:24,820 --> 00:44:25,840
We are hearing.

1094
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:26,500
Day in.

1095
00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:27,220
Day out.

1096
00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:28,180
About.

1097
00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:30,280
The cabal.

1098
00:44:32,380 --> 00:44:33,580
I was actually.

1099
00:44:33,580 --> 00:44:33,980
At a.

1100
00:44:33,980 --> 00:44:35,420
Guy Ritchie's.

1101
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,100
20th century.

1102
00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:39,040
Fox extravaganza pipe.

1103
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,000
Last Tuesday.

1104
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:40,780
Weekdite.

1105
00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:43,180
Over in London.

1106
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:44,380
And.

1107
00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:45,740
He's still.

1108
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,480
On the cabal.

1109
00:44:46,540 --> 00:44:47,020
The train.

1110
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:47,920
I said.

1111
00:44:47,980 --> 00:44:48,340
Guy.

1112
00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:49,320
You haven't made.

1113
00:44:49,460 --> 00:44:49,820
A fucking.

1114
00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:51,620
London.

1115
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:52,440
Loopy tune.

1116
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:52,880
Movie.

1117
00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:53,480
In a while.

1118
00:44:53,540 --> 00:44:53,780
Man.

1119
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:54,940
Where's the.

1120
00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:55,520
Moolah.

1121
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:56,460
Coming in from.

1122
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,320
He said.

1123
00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:58,260
Cabala.

1124
00:44:59,020 --> 00:44:59,340
I said.

1125
00:44:59,380 --> 00:44:59,860
You're talking.

1126
00:44:59,980 --> 00:45:00,780
Cabalics.

1127
00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:03,500
You're still doing that.

1128
00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:07,920
He said.

1129
00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:08,380
Yes.

1130
00:45:09,060 --> 00:45:09,860
There's money.

1131
00:45:09,860 --> 00:45:10,720
To be made in it.

1132
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:12,920
So.

1133
00:45:13,060 --> 00:45:13,580
I'm thinking.

1134
00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:14,280
Of getting into it.

1135
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:14,840
Myself.

1136
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,240
Myself.

1137
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:16,860
And Madonna.

1138
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:18,180
Actually.

1139
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,800
I sent her an email.

1140
00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:21,000
She hasn't got back.

1141
00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:23,780
I think that she could launch.

1142
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,080
A brand new.

1143
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:25,740
Cabala.

1144
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:27,320
Theme park.

1145
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:28,220
Over in.

1146
00:45:28,700 --> 00:45:29,120
L.A.

1147
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:30,420
Los Angeles.

1148
00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:31,740
Lacks.

1149
00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:33,640
It's almost.

1150
00:45:33,820 --> 00:45:34,340
Six o'clock.

1151
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,080
We're gonna see.

1152
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:36,160
We're gonna see.

1153
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:36,480
We're not.

1154
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:37,480
We're not too sure yet.

1155
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,180
Six o'clock.

1156
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:38,580
Bruno.

1157
00:45:38,580 --> 00:45:39,900
To get down to your local.

1158
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:41,080
Mercedes dealer.

1159
00:45:41,220 --> 00:45:41,840
And ask about.

1160
00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:43,440
Test driving the new Mercedes.

1161
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:44,120
Bruno.

1162
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,320
Thank you so much.

1163
00:45:45,900 --> 00:45:47,360
It's time to get down to your Mercedes.

1164
00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:48,420
Dealership.

1165
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:49,060
Fast.

1166
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,240
And ask about test driving.

1167
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:50,820
One of those.

1168
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:51,760
Crazy.

1169
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:52,560
AMG.

1170
00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:53,200
Beasts.

1171
00:45:54,860 --> 00:45:55,900
Mention my name.

1172
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:57,640
Have you been.

1173
00:45:57,740 --> 00:45:58,300
In an accident.

1174
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,460
That was not your fault.

1175
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:00,700
In the last five years.

1176
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:01,360
Bruno said.

1177
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:03,000
No I haven't.

1178
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,520
But I will fight your case.

1179
00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:07,100
Small minority.

1180
00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:07,620
Of people.

1181
00:46:07,620 --> 00:46:08,340
Can ruin it.

1182
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:08,900
For everyone.

1183
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:09,600
Okay.

1184
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,100
Are they talking about.

1185
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:11,800
The cabal.

1186
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:12,620
We don't know.

1187
00:46:14,500 --> 00:46:14,940
However.

1188
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,180
They tell supporters.

1189
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:16,820
Of the festival.

1190
00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:17,660
To look forward.

1191
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,100
To Oktoberfest 2020.

1192
00:46:19,100 --> 00:46:19,820
20 guys.

1193
00:46:20,260 --> 00:46:21,280
Suggesting the festival.

1194
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,060
Will return.

1195
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:23,020
To Dublin.

1196
00:46:23,140 --> 00:46:23,740
Next year.

1197
00:46:24,420 --> 00:46:25,060
Down the docks.

1198
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,440
In the previous years.

1199
00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:27,300
The Dublin event.

1200
00:46:27,380 --> 00:46:28,420
Has run simultaneously.

1201
00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:29,200
With the original.

1202
00:46:29,580 --> 00:46:30,100
Oktoberfest.

1203
00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:31,200
In Munich.

1204
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,160
Or as it's known.

1205
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:32,760
Over there.

1206
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:33,340
In Deutschland.

1207
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:34,520
München.

1208
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,340
From mid-September.

1209
00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:39,200
Early October.

1210
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,020
As well as.

1211
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:41,040
The large beer hall.

1212
00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:42,460
The annual event.

1213
00:46:42,460 --> 00:46:42,500
The annual event.

1214
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:42,500
The annual event.

1215
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:43,600
Typically features.

1216
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:44,720
German music.

1217
00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:46,220
And food.

1218
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:47,180
And also.

1219
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:48,940
Lots of lederhosen.

1220
00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:51,420
And buxom.

1221
00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:52,860
Waitresses.

1222
00:46:53,860 --> 00:46:54,700
Frauleins.

1223
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,320
With massive.

1224
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,660
Jugs of beer.

1225
00:46:58,800 --> 00:46:59,780
Six o'clock.

1226
00:47:01,140 --> 00:47:02,200
Let's get going.

1227
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,260
Remember guys.

1228
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:03,840
Hobbs coin.

1229
00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:04,860
Is the only.

1230
00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:06,400
The.

1231
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,080
And I mean.

1232
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:07,820
The only.

1233
00:47:07,980 --> 00:47:08,380
Crypto.

1234
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,740
You should be investing in.

1235
00:47:09,980 --> 00:47:10,480
Right now.

1236
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:11,600
If you're thinking of investing in.

1237
00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:12,380
Anything at all.

1238
00:47:13,060 --> 00:47:13,340
It's.

1239
00:47:13,340 --> 00:47:13,700
It's.

1240
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:14,480
It's.

1241
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:15,400
It's hobtography.

1242
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:16,920
It's cryptographic.

1243
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,400
Eddie Hobbs.

1244
00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:19,580
Sinead.

1245
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:20,620
Thanks very much.

1246
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:21,100
Sinead.

1247
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,600
You know all about the Eddie Hobbs.

1248
00:47:22,780 --> 00:47:23,260
Expressway.

1249
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:24,620
Um.

1250
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:26,880
Just a quick look.

1251
00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:28,960
I'm not sure if you know what I'm talking about.

1252
00:47:30,780 --> 00:47:31,700
Eddie Hobbs.

1253
00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:32,640
Is going to change.

1254
00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:33,340
And transform.

1255
00:47:33,700 --> 00:47:34,760
Next Tuesday weeknight.

1256
00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:35,520
At the Hibernian.

1257
00:47:35,620 --> 00:47:35,940
Into.

1258
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,140
None other.

1259
00:47:37,580 --> 00:47:37,740
Than.

1260
00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:39,260
Eddie Hobbs Goblin.

1261
00:47:44,260 --> 00:47:45,940
Thank you very much for that.

1262
00:47:45,940 --> 00:47:49,780
Yes.

1263
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:50,740
Queen store.

1264
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:51,540
Thank you very much.

1265
00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:52,960
Ivan Yates is an incel.

1266
00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:53,320
You say.

1267
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:53,620
I.

1268
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,460
I strongly disagree.

1269
00:47:56,740 --> 00:47:57,720
He's an alpha.

1270
00:47:58,840 --> 00:47:59,140
Um.

1271
00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:00,820
Eddie Hobbs.

1272
00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:01,960
Hobbs Goblin there.

1273
00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:03,200
Who will be dishing out.

1274
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,600
Physical units of his cryptography.

1275
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:06,880
His cryptocurrency.

1276
00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:08,420
Um.

1277
00:48:08,420 --> 00:48:09,020
Hob units.

1278
00:48:09,340 --> 00:48:11,000
Which look like British pounds.

1279
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:12,300
Don't get me.

1280
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:13,880
Started on that.

1281
00:48:13,980 --> 00:48:14,520
I told him.

1282
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,520
You want to change the design.

1283
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:16,080
The design.

1284
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:16,980
He said.

1285
00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:17,660
Listen Connor.

1286
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,640
I've got the gestures.

1287
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:19,700
Toes at the moment.

1288
00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:21,460
And I'm about to explode.

1289
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:22,120
Haha.

1290
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:23,740
I said.

1291
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:24,580
Okay.

1292
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:25,780
Okay Hobbs.

1293
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,560
I just left him be.

1294
00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:29,220
And I went outside.

1295
00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,200
I went outside.

1296
00:48:30,740 --> 00:48:31,280
The room.

1297
00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:32,360
And I heard.

1298
00:48:32,460 --> 00:48:33,460
All I could hear was.

1299
00:48:34,460 --> 00:48:35,220
You're fucked.

1300
00:48:35,460 --> 00:48:35,900
Mmm.

1301
00:48:35,900 --> 00:48:36,300
Mmm.

1302
00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:39,900
And.

1303
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,380
Six o'clock.

1304
00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:43,060
Came back in.

1305
00:48:43,140 --> 00:48:44,380
And he was just flat out.

1306
00:48:45,900 --> 00:48:47,260
Absolutely flat out.

1307
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:49,740
But.

1308
00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:50,260
Let's have.

1309
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,460
Let's have another little go.

1310
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:52,280
Of this guys.

1311
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:55,680
Bruno.

1312
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,840
I've sold all my over crypto.

1313
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:58,900
For the opportunity.

1314
00:48:58,900 --> 00:48:59,840
That is Hobbs.

1315
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:00,540
Kind of man.

1316
00:49:05,180 --> 00:49:05,580
Yeah.

1317
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:06,300
Good stuff.

1318
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,160
You got a widow's peak.

1319
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:09,440
Yeah.

1320
00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:12,380
Let's have a little go.

1321
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:13,360
Of this track now.

1322
00:49:13,860 --> 00:49:14,420
We're going to go.

1323
00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:15,260
For a comfortable.

1324
00:49:15,740 --> 00:49:16,620
Maria Bailey.

1325
00:49:16,780 --> 00:49:17,440
Swing set.

1326
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:18,580
Of a silver.

1327
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:21,840
You got a feel.

1328
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:22,600
For the bail.

1329
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:23,480
The bail bot.

1330
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:24,280
5000.

1331
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:25,580
The bail dog.

1332
00:49:28,740 --> 00:49:30,180
Leo Varifucus.

1333
00:49:31,180 --> 00:49:31,760
Varag car.

1334
00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:34,640
What kind of rag car.

1335
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:35,840
You driving now Leo.

1336
00:49:37,940 --> 00:49:39,820
He bailed on the bailster.

1337
00:49:40,620 --> 00:49:42,080
And now she's swept up.

1338
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,440
In a home swung philosophy.

1339
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:45,940
A bailstrom.

1340
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:46,580
If you will.

1341
00:49:47,220 --> 00:49:48,700
Of misjudged.

1342
00:49:49,140 --> 00:49:49,940
Epitaphs.

1343
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:51,940
And lawsuits.

1344
00:49:52,620 --> 00:49:53,620
Wrist large.

1345
00:49:53,980 --> 00:49:55,300
Against man small.

1346
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:56,200
Although.

1347
00:49:56,580 --> 00:49:57,420
Not that small.

1348
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:58,740
I've been in the Dean.

1349
00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:02,920
And it's a pretty penny of a place.

1350
00:50:06,300 --> 00:50:08,280
Had a great steak in there.

1351
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:09,680
Fillet steak.

1352
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:11,500
Just in the Dean.

1353
00:50:12,140 --> 00:50:12,660
Yesterday.

1354
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,800
Just before we headed to Marco Pierre White's steakhouse.

1355
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,560
I went into the Dean.

1356
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:18,820
For a primer.

1357
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:20,840
And boy oh boy.

1358
00:50:20,900 --> 00:50:21,920
Did I get a primer.

1359
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,000
Fillet steak.

1360
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,360
How do you want it done Mr. Williams?

1361
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,020
I want it medium.

1362
00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:29,700
Rare medium.

1363
00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:33,200
They brought me out.

1364
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,120
A fucking.

1365
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:36,320
Rare.

1366
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:37,440
Medium.

1367
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:38,360
Rare.

1368
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:41,400
I picked up the fillet.

1369
00:50:43,100 --> 00:50:45,200
Picked up the fillet in my hand.

1370
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:46,820
And squoze it.

1371
00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:49,260
Until bits of.

1372
00:50:49,820 --> 00:50:52,100
Beef were coming out of the sides of my knuckles.

1373
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,360
And I just fucked it at the Sophie's swing.

1374
00:50:58,020 --> 00:51:00,480
And it made one of the swings go back and forth.

1375
00:51:00,940 --> 00:51:01,360
And I see.

1376
00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:02,860
See that steak.

1377
00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:05,600
Get it back in the oven now.

1378
00:51:05,940 --> 00:51:07,100
They said we fry it.

1379
00:51:07,300 --> 00:51:08,540
We fry it Mr. Williams.

1380
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:09,540
I said.

1381
00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:11,900
I'm gonna sue you.

1382
00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:15,720
Like Bailey.

1383
00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:16,800
But worse.

1384
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,960
So I was in my day upstairs.

1385
00:51:22,740 --> 00:51:24,060
Opened the bedroom door.

1386
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,500
They were both at it.

1387
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,320
And I just fucking lost the rag completely.

1388
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:31,600
Like I grabbed a hurley stick that was out in the hallway and just started.

1389
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:32,940
Didn't hit anyone with it.

1390
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,640
But I started flailing around going.

1391
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:36,660
Why are you doing this to me?

1392
00:51:37,220 --> 00:51:39,040
Why did you do this to me?

1393
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:39,820
I think you're gonna be.

1394
00:51:39,820 --> 00:51:40,720
And you know.

1395
00:51:40,820 --> 00:51:40,980
Connor.

1396
00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:41,260
Connor.

1397
00:51:41,260 --> 00:51:41,420
Connor.

1398
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:41,720
Connor.

1399
00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:42,380
Yeah.

1400
00:51:43,260 --> 00:51:43,980
I think we're on air.

1401
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:45,480
Fucking serious.

1402
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,840
Welcome back everybody to the highlights of the Tour de France here.

1403
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:52,440
Ici.

1404
00:51:53,660 --> 00:51:55,140
Sur le Network 2.

1405
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,200
Avec Jodin Bipitasson.

1406
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:03,160
As we enter the last four days of this tour.

1407
00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:04,480
It's gonna be a tight one.

1408
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,660
It's so tight.

1409
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,460
And you think about the previous four years.

1410
00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:14,200
The domination of Team Sky.

1411
00:52:14,420 --> 00:52:15,080
Chris Froome.

1412
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:17,960
Thomas last year.

1413
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:23,140
Hasn't really shown the form this year that he did last year.

1414
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:26,220
But he's still in with a shout.

1415
00:52:27,340 --> 00:52:27,560
Yeah.

1416
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,060
Well when they get up to the mountains.

1417
00:52:30,260 --> 00:52:31,000
The Alps.

1418
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,500
The Alpine Tales.

1419
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:33,780
The peaks and troughs.

1420
00:52:33,780 --> 00:52:36,120
Of the Alpinox.

1421
00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:38,640
We will.

1422
00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:39,740
We will see.

1423
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:41,500
We'll separate the men from the boys.

1424
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,000
Pino Grigio.

1425
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:46,060
Alexander Gugard here.

1426
00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:48,000
The Gugu Doll.

1427
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,200
Racing for France.

1428
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:51,840
The Frenchies.

1429
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:54,100
He's doing well.

1430
00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:54,100
He's doing well.

1431
00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:56,740
He's definitely not on the juice.

1432
00:52:57,780 --> 00:52:59,680
But I can't validate that.

1433
00:53:00,340 --> 00:53:01,660
And we've seen with Wiggins.

1434
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,200
Last year.

1435
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:04,200
Last year.

1436
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,640
He got done for his asthma medicine.

1437
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:07,760
Yeah.

1438
00:53:08,180 --> 00:53:09,100
It was really.

1439
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:11,620
Took a shine up the wind.

1440
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:12,900
And the knighthood.

1441
00:53:13,260 --> 00:53:13,460
Yeah.

1442
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,360
They made him a knight of the realm.

1443
00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:18,040
They might have to strip him.

1444
00:53:18,100 --> 00:53:19,220
Make him a morning now.

1445
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:20,960
Yeah.

1446
00:53:21,020 --> 00:53:22,380
I don't know if they can do that.

1447
00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:24,480
I don't know if you can get stripped of your knighthood.

1448
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:25,560
They can't.

1449
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:25,760
Yeah.

1450
00:53:25,820 --> 00:53:26,000
Yeah.

1451
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,080
Jimmy Savile, man.

1452
00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:29,800
Jimmy fucking Savile.

1453
00:53:32,340 --> 00:53:33,640
30 kilometers to go.

1454
00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:34,700
So we get to the checkered flag.

1455
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:35,260
The end here.

1456
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:43,340
Fucking hell.

1457
00:53:59,860 --> 00:54:00,340
Mondello.

1458
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,060
Mondello dreams.

1459
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:06,740
This is it.

1460
00:54:07,100 --> 00:54:08,280
The silver trophy.

1461
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:09,400
Godhead run.

1462
00:54:10,660 --> 00:54:11,140
Godspeed.

1463
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,280
You black emperor.

1464
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:12,880
Godspeed.

1465
00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:14,280
Whoa.

1466
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:16,920
And a quick Hawkeye.

1467
00:54:16,980 --> 00:54:17,480
Can we go?

1468
00:54:17,940 --> 00:54:19,660
This is just a testing ground.

1469
00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:22,100
For the powerful bomb.

1470
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:22,720
That is.

1471
00:54:23,020 --> 00:54:23,840
Connor Williams.

1472
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:25,400
His driving school.

1473
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:26,480
Opening soon.

1474
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:28,460
Book your place now.

1475
00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:30,980
To avoid disappointment.

1476
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:32,940
And despair.

1477
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:34,260
And also.

1478
00:54:35,260 --> 00:54:36,820
Tales of depravity.

1479
00:54:38,300 --> 00:54:39,820
And feelings of inadequacy.

1480
00:54:39,820 --> 00:54:40,340
Adequacy.

1481
00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:44,860
This is my car.

1482
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,140
This is how I drive.

1483
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,800
I don't accept any returns.

1484
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:51,920
Or refunds.

1485
00:54:52,420 --> 00:55:05,960
Out of my way.

1486
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:06,040
Out of my way.

1487
00:55:08,300 --> 00:55:09,620
It's going to be a good one.

1488
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:10,300
I can feel it.

1489
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:21,260
We were drinking sensual tall fluke glasses of champagne au roi on the top of Montfuku.

1490
00:55:22,940 --> 00:55:28,160
One of the smallest peaks in the Alpine region of France.

1491
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:30,720
And you'll have to forgive me.

1492
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:33,140
Mon français n'est pas très bien.

1493
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:38,580
Mais je will try my best.

1494
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:44,820
And that's another little pro tip as well guys if you're ever stuck in the French regions.

1495
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:49,240
Make sure you just simply speak with a French accent.

1496
00:55:49,660 --> 00:55:52,400
If you have to speak English do it with a French accent.

1497
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:55,280
They really appreciate that.

1498
00:55:55,280 --> 00:56:19,900
This is it.

1499
00:56:19,900 --> 00:56:28,300
This is it.

1500
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,280
Crisis management fucking hell.

1501
00:56:38,020 --> 00:56:41,420
I have to be gone out of here soon enough.

1502
00:56:42,020 --> 00:56:46,840
I'm doing crisis management with my own new group Connor Crisis.ie.

1503
00:56:48,380 --> 00:56:51,420
And we sort out all everyone's PR and stuff.

1504
00:56:52,820 --> 00:56:56,780
And we've got a lady who didn't give us her name.

1505
00:56:57,540 --> 00:57:05,300
We're going to have to work with her later on because apparently she's been disbarred and blocked by the internet giant companies.

1506
00:57:05,580 --> 00:57:06,500
Facebook and Google.

1507
00:57:06,940 --> 00:57:08,040
From sharing her views.

1508
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,800
I just got an unsolicited email.

1509
00:57:14,860 --> 00:57:17,340
It said I need help rebranding.

1510
00:57:17,980 --> 00:57:20,000
I think I fucked up.

1511
00:57:22,260 --> 00:57:23,940
I said don't worry.

1512
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,140
Here at Connor Crisis.ie.

1513
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,560
We can help you get yourself back on track.

1514
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:40,400
I said in response.

1515
00:57:41,740 --> 00:57:43,000
Do you mind me asking?

1516
00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:44,980
What is it you do?

1517
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:49,980
She said she was a journalist.

1518
00:57:53,980 --> 00:57:57,360
A number of big publications.

1519
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:07,080
But she left and started trying to cut it in the big bad world of the internet.

1520
00:58:07,940 --> 00:58:09,200
Doing citizen journalism.

1521
00:58:10,580 --> 00:58:18,700
And highlighting the rogue elements within society.

1522
00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:23,100
I said what was wrong with that?

1523
00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:24,280
She said.

1524
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,620
I can't do it anymore.

1525
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,300
I've been fucking blackballed.

1526
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:31,660
What do you want to do?

1527
00:58:32,060 --> 00:58:33,760
She says I want to go back to work again.

1528
00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:41,040
I said it's not that hard.

1529
00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:42,280
Just get back on the horse.

1530
00:58:42,420 --> 00:58:42,860
Go in.

1531
00:58:43,060 --> 00:58:44,020
Tail between the legs.

1532
00:58:44,380 --> 00:58:44,840
Say look.

1533
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:45,660
I fucked up.

1534
00:58:45,780 --> 00:58:46,840
I want to work for you again.

1535
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:48,300
She said it's not that easy.

1536
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:49,520
I said why?

1537
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:54,520
She said something.

1538
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:56,340
I'm not sure what.

1539
00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:57,300
If this was a.

1540
00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:58,780
If she was lying or what.

1541
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:01,000
Since she'd made a load of videos.

1542
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,340
Where she pointed the camera at the sky.

1543
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:05,920
And complained.

1544
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:07,580
About the shape of the clouds.

1545
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:12,140
And then.

1546
00:59:13,740 --> 00:59:14,520
After which.

1547
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:16,180
She'd gone on.

1548
00:59:16,180 --> 00:59:17,180
To film.

1549
00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:17,760
To film.

1550
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:18,480
None other.

1551
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:21,300
Than children.

1552
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:26,820
Who were.

1553
00:59:28,420 --> 00:59:28,960
Ethnic.

1554
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,080
Posted it up.

1555
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:35,900
On YouTube.

1556
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:36,640
Jesus.

1557
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:36,680
Jesus.

1558
00:59:39,620 --> 00:59:40,600
I said.

1559
00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:41,320
That's surely.

1560
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:42,580
You didn't do that.

1561
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:44,940
That's fucking suicide.

1562
00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:47,000
I mean.

1563
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:48,360
One.

1564
00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:48,940
It's illegal.

1565
00:59:49,780 --> 00:59:50,240
Two.

1566
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:51,920
You're preying on.

1567
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:52,380
Vulner.

1568
00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:53,200
The vulnerable.

1569
00:59:54,980 --> 00:59:55,540
And three.

1570
00:59:55,540 --> 00:59:55,600
Three.

1571
00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:58,900
They're just clouds man.

1572
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:02,180
She said.

1573
01:00:02,300 --> 01:00:02,660
I know.

1574
01:00:02,860 --> 01:00:03,400
I know.

1575
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,620
I just had a realization now.

1576
01:00:06,180 --> 01:00:06,900
Dot dot dot.

1577
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:07,500
I know.

1578
01:00:07,660 --> 01:00:08,260
Dot dot dot.

1579
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,340
I'm fucked.

1580
01:00:09,540 --> 01:00:10,320
In capitals.

1581
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:11,560
Dot dot dot.

1582
01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:13,800
Where do I go from here?

1583
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:14,620
I said.

1584
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:15,640
I don't fucking know.

1585
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:16,180
I mean.

1586
01:00:16,260 --> 01:00:17,480
I put it that bluntly.

1587
01:00:17,860 --> 01:00:18,480
And I said.

1588
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:19,560
Look.

1589
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,240
Let's meet up later on.

1590
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:22,980
On the M50.

1591
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:25,060
I'm going to pick you up.

1592
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:26,580
And we're going to do.

1593
01:00:27,340 --> 01:00:28,520
Back to back laps.

1594
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:33,080
Cabin Teeley.

1595
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:33,980
All the way to swords.

1596
01:00:34,300 --> 01:00:34,960
And back again.

1597
01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:36,220
And then we're going to do that.

1598
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,040
Three or four times.

1599
01:00:37,180 --> 01:00:38,520
And work out what's going on with you.

1600
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:40,820
She said.

1601
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:41,140
Great.

1602
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:41,480
She said.

1603
01:00:41,540 --> 01:00:41,840
Can I.

1604
01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:43,020
Can I live stream it?

1605
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:43,520
I said.

1606
01:00:43,580 --> 01:00:43,840
No.

1607
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:45,660
Why do you want to do that?

1608
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:46,660
It's actually.

1609
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:48,320
Counterproductive at this date.

1610
01:00:51,660 --> 01:00:52,400
I said.

1611
01:00:54,020 --> 01:00:54,580
Have you.

1612
01:00:54,660 --> 01:00:56,200
Have you talked to Zurich yet.

1613
01:00:56,260 --> 01:00:57,080
About your future?

1614
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:00,400
She said.

1615
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:00,740
No.

1616
01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:01,820
I don't trust.

1617
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:03,200
In the corporate cabal.

1618
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:09,300
I said.

1619
01:01:09,340 --> 01:01:10,080
You're going to have to.

1620
01:01:10,180 --> 01:01:10,980
Fucking do a deal.

1621
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:11,340
With the.

1622
01:01:11,540 --> 01:01:12,400
The devil.

1623
01:01:13,180 --> 01:01:14,380
And come in to.

1624
01:01:15,380 --> 01:01:17,740
Zurich stockbrokers.ie later on.

1625
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:27,860
And we'll hit the goose.

1626
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,000
And we'll hit the goose hard.

1627
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,100
And we'll hit the goose hard.

1628
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:39,200
So I'm going to head in.

1629
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:40,200
Now after this.

1630
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,940
And meet up.

1631
01:01:41,940 --> 01:01:43,240
And see how that goes.

1632
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:45,940
I also have to combine that with a spin in.

1633
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:46,280
Because.

1634
01:01:46,780 --> 01:01:48,620
Arhar wants to just go into town.

1635
01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:49,680
Yet again.

1636
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,400
And stand around Central Bank.

1637
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:55,420
Looking moody.

1638
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,220
For two hours.

1639
01:01:57,780 --> 01:01:58,020
He said.

1640
01:01:58,140 --> 01:01:59,160
Like it's getting late sunny.

1641
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:00,240
The weather is better.

1642
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,000
The better stretch in the evening.

1643
01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:04,500
For standing around outside Central Bank.

1644
01:02:04,540 --> 01:02:05,100
Looking moody.

1645
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:06,140
He said.

1646
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,180
Would you not rather just put on shorts and shirt.

1647
01:02:08,260 --> 01:02:09,800
And go play some active games.

1648
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,300
He said no.

1649
01:02:12,980 --> 01:02:15,160
And turned up the music on his hi-fi.

1650
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:17,060
His Bose Sound Link Mini.

1651
01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:34,140
Really got to hand it to the guys at Bose.

1652
01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:38,140
They really managed to get it right.

1653
01:02:38,220 --> 01:02:39,340
But that Sound Link Mini.

1654
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:39,920
The Bluetooth.

1655
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:41,940
It's the Bluetooth speaker.

1656
01:02:42,340 --> 01:02:43,680
To end all Bluetooth.

1657
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:43,780
Bluetooth.

1658
01:02:47,220 --> 01:02:48,840
An impressive Bluetooth.

1659
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:50,540
With an amazing.

1660
01:02:52,220 --> 01:02:53,400
Dynamic range.

1661
01:02:54,260 --> 01:02:54,740
Bass.

1662
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:56,600
Treble.

1663
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:57,960
Middle.

1664
01:03:01,220 --> 01:03:01,760
I'm telling you.

1665
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:02,860
The bass and treble.

1666
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:03,740
Grabs you like.

1667
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:04,800
It's like a pincer.

1668
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:05,920
A pincer claw.

1669
01:03:06,460 --> 01:03:08,500
Like a stereophonic crab.

1670
01:03:08,620 --> 01:03:09,280
Has come over.

1671
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:10,980
And strangled your ears.

1672
01:03:10,980 --> 01:03:24,460
Oh for fuck's sake.

1673
01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:24,480
Oh for fuck's sake.

1674
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:32,600
But yeah.

1675
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:33,780
He started listening to.

1676
01:03:33,780 --> 01:03:34,140
Till.

1677
01:03:34,140 --> 01:03:34,140
Till.

1678
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:38,340
At the moment.

1679
01:03:39,340 --> 01:03:39,780
Turp.

1680
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:40,920
Very proggy.

1681
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:44,100
I was saying.

1682
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:44,560
Arhart.

1683
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:45,720
You're listening to Till.

1684
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:50,680
Have you actually thought about sourcing the tills necessary for securing your future.

1685
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:54,420
In a thriving and competitive marketplace.

1686
01:03:55,420 --> 01:03:57,120
A marketplace of ideas.

1687
01:03:57,380 --> 01:03:58,000
Of skills.

1688
01:03:58,800 --> 01:03:59,700
He said no.

1689
01:04:00,540 --> 01:04:02,180
It's almost six o'clock.

1690
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:08,980
I said your perspective.

1691
01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:13,660
A prospective employer is not going to look at your iPod shuffle list.

1692
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:13,960
You know.

1693
01:04:14,060 --> 01:04:14,580
Your playlist.

1694
01:04:15,020 --> 01:04:16,660
They're going to look at what skills you've acquired.

1695
01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:18,620
And you've gotten on son.

1696
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:22,600
So.

1697
01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:23,100
Yeah.

1698
01:04:23,180 --> 01:04:23,920
We'll head in.

1699
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:26,120
We'll head in.

1700
01:04:26,340 --> 01:04:26,360
And.

1701
01:04:28,940 --> 01:04:29,540
Myself and.

1702
01:04:29,540 --> 01:04:30,060
Well.

1703
01:04:30,220 --> 01:04:30,780
I won't say the name.

1704
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:31,900
Myself and the client.

1705
01:04:32,020 --> 01:04:32,760
We'll head to.

1706
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:34,760
Raise.

1707
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:35,700
And get a slice.

1708
01:04:36,980 --> 01:04:39,080
While Arhart stands outside CB.

1709
01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:42,000
I can keep an eye on him.

1710
01:04:42,220 --> 01:04:43,980
While the client tells me about what.

1711
01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:45,040
The damage done.

1712
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:46,700
And.

1713
01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:46,700
And.

1714
01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:48,200
We can move on from there.

1715
01:04:58,340 --> 01:04:59,100
Mama duck.

1716
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:00,600
It's a shame when a young fella.

1717
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,220
Is too goth.

1718
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:03,160
For tennis.

1719
01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:04,280
On a lovely.

1720
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:05,500
Summer's day.

1721
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:06,700
Dot.

1722
01:05:06,700 --> 01:05:06,920
I.

1723
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:08,300
It is.

1724
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:10,800
Kids.

1725
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:11,080
Just.

1726
01:05:11,220 --> 01:05:12,540
Don't want to be active nowadays.

1727
01:05:12,660 --> 01:05:12,840
You know.

1728
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:18,100
To.

1729
01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:18,160
To.

1730
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:18,960
Like you know.

1731
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:21,540
You are too.

1732
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:23,780
He has just too.

1733
01:05:23,860 --> 01:05:24,220
Everywhere.

1734
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:25,160
Toil on his shirt.

1735
01:05:25,820 --> 01:05:26,720
Toil on his bag.

1736
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:33,660
Let's have a listen.

1737
01:05:33,660 --> 01:06:03,640
Thank you.

1738
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:26,040
It's very slow. It's very slow. Where's the melody? It's almost six o'clock. Where is the melody?

1739
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:56,020
It's very slow.

1740
01:06:56,020 --> 01:07:26,000
It's very slow.

1741
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:55,980
It's very slow.

1742
01:07:55,980 --> 01:08:25,960
It's very slow.

1743
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:48,360
The pursuit group, 300 meters now. 260 meters, 250, 240, 230, 220, 230. And then you've the peloton, 15 minutes behind. Both leading packs. Pack of wolves. Joker in the pack.

1744
01:08:49,960 --> 01:09:19,940
The ace of spades.

1745
01:09:19,940 --> 01:09:25,360
I mean like value-wise they all are the same.

1746
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:26,980
No.

1747
01:09:28,940 --> 01:09:31,480
You obviously haven't played Snap.

1748
01:09:34,220 --> 01:09:34,940
No.

1749
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:39,140
I have to say I've never played Snap.

1750
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:40,780
Do you want a game of Snap?

1751
01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:44,200
No.

1752
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:49,160
You're too good to play Snap, Jordan, is it?

1753
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:52,660
No, I just want to commentate on the race.

1754
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:57,440
Concentrate on this tricky hill climb, this gradient coming up.

1755
01:09:57,940 --> 01:10:00,440
You think you're the bee's knees, don't you, Jordan?

1756
01:10:00,740 --> 01:10:06,760
With your books and your lectures and your 12 angry men.

1757
01:10:07,220 --> 01:10:09,300
12 rules for life. Get it right.

1758
01:10:10,900 --> 01:10:11,780
Wake up.

1759
01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:14,540
Yeah. Clean your room.

1760
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,580
Why didn't you go and fucking clean your room, Jordan?

1761
01:10:18,580 --> 01:10:21,520
What's wrong with you?

1762
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:25,480
See that mountain there? La Montagne de Sanne.

1763
01:10:26,980 --> 01:10:30,060
When we get to the top of that, I'm gonna fucking throw you off it.

1764
01:10:30,620 --> 01:10:31,920
Why are you talking to me like this?

1765
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:34,120
Shut your hole.

1766
01:10:42,300 --> 01:10:44,120
It's almost six o'clock.

1767
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:45,600
Sorry about that, guys.

1768
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:47,900
Sorry about that, guys.

1769
01:10:48,140 --> 01:10:50,360
Welcome back to Drive Time with me, Connor Williams,

1770
01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:53,040
taking you for a spin around the dreamy M50.

1771
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:54,240
Don't cream.

1772
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:59,000
Because you won't believe what you're about to have seen

1773
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,020
after you've seen what you're about to see.

1774
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,160
Because you will have seen it then.

1775
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:05,140
It's almost six o'clock.

1776
01:11:06,660 --> 01:11:10,280
This is the premiere.

1777
01:11:12,020 --> 01:11:14,220
Silver Trove takedown.

1778
01:11:14,860 --> 01:11:18,780
With me, none other than me, Connor.

1779
01:11:19,940 --> 01:11:20,920
Willie Williams.

1780
01:11:25,380 --> 01:11:31,160
Last night was an absolute chaotic steakhouse extravaganza.

1781
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:34,200
Starting at the Dean and Donnybrook.

1782
01:11:34,740 --> 01:11:36,040
Sorry, just off Bagot Street.

1783
01:11:36,380 --> 01:11:39,760
And then ending up at Marco.

1784
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:43,220
None other than Marco Pierre White's Steakhouse.

1785
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:45,180
Closed doors.

1786
01:11:46,180 --> 01:11:47,060
Invite only.

1787
01:11:48,460 --> 01:11:53,680
I told Marco about the absolute fucking debacle at the Dean.

1788
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:58,580
And the dollop, the fillet steak, which I threw back at the chef.

1789
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:03,020
Told him, if he ever cooked a steak like that in front of me again.

1790
01:12:03,020 --> 01:12:08,160
He'd never work in this city again.

1791
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:12,760
Went back and cooked up a lovely little number.

1792
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:20,720
And then I saved a little chunk in a napkin and fed it to Marco in his kitchen.

1793
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:27,240
Like a mother feeding her baby birds worms in a nest.

1794
01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:34,960
I was a bit higher up than Marco, you see.

1795
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:35,780
I was on a balcony.

1796
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:40,660
So I took the chunk of beef and went, Marco!

1797
01:12:41,460 --> 01:12:41,900
Marco!

1798
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:46,840
It's almost six o'clock.

1799
01:12:47,260 --> 01:12:50,620
The chunk of beef bounced off his forehead.

1800
01:12:51,220 --> 01:12:52,620
And then on to the fucking grill.

1801
01:12:54,620 --> 01:12:57,540
He got one of the lackeys, a commie chef,

1802
01:12:59,100 --> 01:13:03,020
to go and pick it out of the gas hob.

1803
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:05,340
Burnt his fingers.

1804
01:13:06,020 --> 01:13:07,340
But he had a taste of it.

1805
01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:09,340
And he said, that's not bad.

1806
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:12,080
These were Marco Pierre White's words.

1807
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:13,560
That's not bad.

1808
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:16,620
For a bunch of amateurs.

1809
01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:18,420
It's almost six o'clock.

1810
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:20,460
And so there you go.

1811
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:21,860
I'd take that any day.

1812
01:13:22,340 --> 01:13:23,760
From a chef as good as him.

1813
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:24,560
With his rep.

1814
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:27,940
Call me an amateur or anyone else, I'd really take that.

1815
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:29,500
He's Michelin star.

1816
01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,000
Do you know how I know that?

1817
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:36,860
Because he doesn't fucking shut up about it.

1818
01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:40,360
Every time we're in there, ordering steak.

1819
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:43,100
Foie gras.

1820
01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:44,880
Marco Pierre White.

1821
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:50,220
Loves to shite on about his skills and his awards.

1822
01:13:50,220 --> 01:13:51,760
Of which there are many.

1823
01:13:54,420 --> 01:14:00,340
Although I said to him lightheartedly, I put one of your stock cubes in my soup the other day.

1824
01:14:02,140 --> 01:14:03,760
And it tasted wrack.

1825
01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:06,960
He said, that's not really me.

1826
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,160
I just put my name on it.

1827
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:09,840
It's any old shit by Knorr.

1828
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:11,600
I said, listen, Marco.

1829
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:12,200
It's almost six o'clock.

1830
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:15,700
You can't ignore your branding misjudgments.

1831
01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:16,980
And that's one of them.

1832
01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:19,360
Why don't you get on to me?

1833
01:14:19,900 --> 01:14:20,780
Connor Williams.

1834
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:23,860
Former senior sales executive of Mercedes-Aireland.

1835
01:14:27,580 --> 01:14:29,600
Partner KPMG by the age of 23.

1836
01:14:29,940 --> 01:14:31,540
And former media buyer.

1837
01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:33,460
It's almost six o'clock.

1838
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:35,240
Work on my CV, Marco.

1839
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,180
I can bring your steak to the next level.

1840
01:14:39,740 --> 01:14:41,800
Just give me a steak in your company, baby.

1841
01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:46,900
He just poo-pooed the idea.

1842
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:48,660
And said, yeah, I hear you.

1843
01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:52,700
That's, you know, that's the kind of thing he will say when he wants to fob you off.

1844
01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:55,720
So, just left it at that.

1845
01:14:57,020 --> 01:14:58,100
Eating my steak.

1846
01:14:58,300 --> 01:15:00,200
Myself and Maria Walsh.

1847
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:05,980
We were having a little tête-à-tête in Marco Pierre White's dinner box.

1848
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:09,060
Which is the special jazz room he has at the back.

1849
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:15,080
And we dined sumptuously on fat lumps of veal.

1850
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:20,560
While Eddie Jordan played saxophone in the corner.

1851
01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:22,220
Moonlight Sonata.

1852
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:27,000
With none other than Eddie Hobbs on shoes.

1853
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:31,540
Eddie Hobbs, of course, has been playing stilettos, boots.

1854
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:33,880
Sloths.

1855
01:15:35,940 --> 01:15:36,920
And mules.

1856
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:40,020
And the sound he gets out of those is so impressive, you know.

1857
01:15:40,020 --> 01:15:49,860
He actually played the ballad of sloth on a mule in the concert hall two years ago.

1858
01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:52,200
And it brought tears to my eyes.

1859
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:58,920
And I've seen someone else wipe their eye as well.

1860
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:03,160
But I think they had some kind of disease or something like that.

1861
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:05,220
What has to do with the actual emotion.

1862
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:09,460
Hobbs on shoes.

1863
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:13,300
But if you want to listen to a fucking stupendous album.

1864
01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:14,280
Hobbs on shoes.

1865
01:16:14,460 --> 01:16:15,360
It's a solo work.

1866
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:18,020
50 minute of pure avon pleasure.

1867
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:21,460
Hob after hob.

1868
01:16:22,460 --> 01:16:24,200
Stiletto heel after stiletto heel.

1869
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:27,620
And last night he really did it justice as well.

1870
01:16:27,740 --> 01:16:28,540
Pulled it out the bag.

1871
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:31,840
Maria Walsh could not finish her steak.

1872
01:16:32,380 --> 01:16:36,160
That was mainly due to the fact she wouldn't stop playing with her tamagotchi again.

1873
01:16:37,540 --> 01:16:40,540
After a bloody two and a half hour flight from Vienna.

1874
01:16:40,980 --> 01:16:42,240
Where she didn't stop.

1875
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:43,320
I said, Maria.

1876
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,580
Stop feeding the little bollocks.

1877
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:46,920
He's gonna die.

1878
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:48,860
It's almost six o'clock.

1879
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,040
She didn't care, man.

1880
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:53,920
She's like any good mother.

1881
01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:55,100
Will overfeel.

1882
01:16:55,460 --> 01:16:56,020
Overfeed.

1883
01:16:56,660 --> 01:16:57,280
Her field.

1884
01:16:57,500 --> 01:16:58,140
Her flock.

1885
01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:02,640
She.

1886
01:17:02,860 --> 01:17:03,400
Stevie B.

1887
01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:04,120
You're right, man.

1888
01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:05,480
Were you there?

1889
01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:06,920
Did you see Maria?

1890
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:09,720
Well, she filled up on blackjacks an hour before.

1891
01:17:10,620 --> 01:17:13,820
Which she bought down the rustic sweet shop in town.

1892
01:17:17,260 --> 01:17:18,380
I was telling her.

1893
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:20,260
Finish your dinner.

1894
01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:22,720
Otherwise there'll be no dessert.

1895
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:27,100
But she wouldn't listen because she had her ear pods in.

1896
01:17:29,300 --> 01:17:30,600
Listening to Bewitched.

1897
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,400
At full blast.

1898
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,700
But it's a beautiful restaurant.

1899
01:17:44,940 --> 01:17:46,880
Really is tucked away nicely.

1900
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:50,300
Just if you want to swing by Donnybrook Fair.

1901
01:17:52,620 --> 01:17:55,760
Get a few bits after you've left the steakhouse.

1902
01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:57,220
You can.

1903
01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:58,760
That's something I like.

1904
01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:00,480
I went in there.

1905
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:02,300
And bought a bottle.

1906
01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:05,180
Three bottles of Delirium Tremens.

1907
01:18:08,900 --> 01:18:10,040
Not just the bottles.

1908
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:12,240
They were in a special three gift pack.

1909
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:15,680
With a massive Belgian goblet.

1910
01:18:15,780 --> 01:18:17,300
It's almost six o'clock.

1911
01:18:17,580 --> 01:18:18,840
I thought I'd buy that.

1912
01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:21,140
And if I don't want to use the goblet later.

1913
01:18:21,340 --> 01:18:22,800
I'll give it to Eddie Hobbs.

1914
01:18:23,180 --> 01:18:24,320
The hob goblet here.

1915
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:25,460
He loves that stuff.

1916
01:18:26,540 --> 01:18:28,100
And right then.

1917
01:18:29,380 --> 01:18:31,380
We were finishing up the steaks.

1918
01:18:32,940 --> 01:18:36,480
Tamagotchi Walsh was hammering the LCD screen of her little egg.

1919
01:18:38,180 --> 01:18:39,640
Who arrives in the door.

1920
01:18:39,780 --> 01:18:40,540
But none other.

1921
01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:43,120
Than the Michelin man himself.

1922
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,060
Eddie Michelin.

1923
01:18:45,700 --> 01:18:46,700
Do you know the big guy.

1924
01:18:46,820 --> 01:18:48,280
The marshmallow man from.

1925
01:18:49,980 --> 01:18:50,500
Ghostbusters.

1926
01:18:51,980 --> 01:18:53,120
He came in.

1927
01:18:53,380 --> 01:18:54,060
And he was like.

1928
01:18:55,900 --> 01:18:57,680
Who is Lamarco Pierre?

1929
01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:00,360
Who is Lamarco Pierre?

1930
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,600
It's almost six o'clock.

1931
01:19:03,980 --> 01:19:04,340
He's in.

1932
01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:04,860
Mish.

1933
01:19:05,020 --> 01:19:05,800
He's in the kitchen.

1934
01:19:05,940 --> 01:19:06,200
Mish.

1935
01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:07,420
What's wrong buddy?

1936
01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:08,820
What's wrong baby?

1937
01:19:09,740 --> 01:19:10,860
Because I could see.

1938
01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:12,260
I could see his face.

1939
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:13,020
He was scared.

1940
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:14,780
He was like this.

1941
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:18,180
Who is Lamarco Pierre?

1942
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:21,340
Who is Lamarco Pierre?

1943
01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:21,620
Yeah.

1944
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:23,080
I was like.

1945
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:24,660
Michelin man.

1946
01:19:25,780 --> 01:19:26,440
Mish baby.

1947
01:19:26,620 --> 01:19:27,300
He's in the kitchen.

1948
01:19:28,020 --> 01:19:28,560
Are you okay?

1949
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:31,680
He want.

1950
01:19:31,760 --> 01:19:32,420
It turns out.

1951
01:19:32,580 --> 01:19:33,260
He wanted his.

1952
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:34,120
His fucking.

1953
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:36,560
Michelin stars back.

1954
01:19:37,260 --> 01:19:37,900
Off Marco.

1955
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:41,420
He went in.

1956
01:19:43,420 --> 01:19:46,000
Fucking got Marco Pierre White in the headlock.

1957
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,840
And Marco Pierre White's head.

1958
01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:50,960
Started going red.

1959
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:50,960
Started going red.

1960
01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:52,340
Like a big giant beetroot.

1961
01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:54,860
And he squeezed.

1962
01:19:54,860 --> 01:19:55,740
Or squoze.

1963
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:57,000
Wherever the past tense is.

1964
01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:58,680
Putting pressure on.

1965
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:01,960
He kept on saying to Marco.

1966
01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:03,320
Who is Lamarco?

1967
01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:03,860
Who is Lamarco?

1968
01:20:03,860 --> 01:20:04,680
Michelin star?

1969
01:20:04,900 --> 01:20:05,820
Who is Lamarco?

1970
01:20:05,820 --> 01:20:07,600
Michelin star steak man?

1971
01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:10,920
And fucking Marco was like.

1972
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:10,920
I was like.

1973
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:12,180
Marco baby.

1974
01:20:12,180 --> 01:20:14,620
I was like.

1975
01:20:15,140 --> 01:20:16,200
Marco baby.

1976
01:20:16,660 --> 01:20:17,680
Are you alright bud?

1977
01:20:18,340 --> 01:20:19,480
Are you okay Marco?

1978
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:25,340
Maria Walsh was.

1979
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:29,740
This goes out to all the 90s Marco Pierre's out there.

1980
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:30,940
I was like.

1981
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:32,240
Sit down Walsh.

1982
01:20:32,300 --> 01:20:33,380
Don't get involved.

1983
01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:35,820
I picked up one of Eddie Hobbs.

1984
01:20:35,820 --> 01:20:37,020
His fucking stilettos.

1985
01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:39,560
And fucking punctured the Michelin man.

1986
01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:41,020
He started deflating like.

1987
01:20:43,460 --> 01:20:46,880
I picked up the fucking steak.

1988
01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:48,700
Fucking shoved it in his mouth.

1989
01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:50,620
Punched him in the face.

1990
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:53,140
And then we had to take the steak out.

1991
01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:54,200
Because that knocked him out.

1992
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:55,260
We didn't want him to choke.

1993
01:20:56,140 --> 01:20:58,120
But we fucking put him in a box then.

1994
01:20:59,940 --> 01:21:00,920
And there he is.

1995
01:21:01,100 --> 01:21:01,860
Till this day.

1996
01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:02,680
This afternoon.

1997
01:21:02,980 --> 01:21:04,220
He's still trapped in a box.

1998
01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:05,240
In Donnybrook.

1999
01:21:06,020 --> 01:21:07,240
We don't have any.

2000
01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:09,400
Details yet.

2001
01:21:09,900 --> 01:21:10,480
We're still.

2002
01:21:11,180 --> 01:21:12,940
We're still waiting on developments.

2003
01:21:12,940 --> 01:21:13,620
Yeah.

2004
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:17,900
We're still waiting on developments.

2005
01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:18,960
The guards.

2006
01:21:19,140 --> 01:21:20,520
The guards have been informed.

2007
01:21:21,740 --> 01:21:22,620
The Michelin man.

2008
01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:24,520
He's locked in a box.

2009
01:21:25,060 --> 01:21:26,640
He's been imprisoned in Donnybrook.

2010
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:55,640
Leprechaun.

2011
01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:56,640
Leprechaun.

2012
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:57,640
Leprechaun.

2013
01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:59,640
Who do actually do to ask?

2014
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:02,640
Who do actually do to ask?

2015
01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:04,640
It's almost 6 o'clock.

2016
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:05,640
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2017
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:06,640
I heard Tool.

2018
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:07,640
That's Tool for you.

2019
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:09,640
Not my cup of tea.

2020
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:10,640
Not my cup of tea.

2021
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:13,640
The Tool boys are not my cup of tea.

2022
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:22,640
Now, where's the melody, you know?

2023
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:23,640
Where's the melody?

2024
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:25,640
Exactly what I said to my son, Arhar.

2025
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:27,640
Where is the melody, son?

2026
01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:29,640
As I drove him into town.

2027
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:32,640
Lookit, we're going to be driving him in now in a minute.

2028
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:34,640
And I'm going to meet the client.

2029
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:36,640
Hopefully get her life back on track.

2030
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:39,640
But it sounds like it's going to take some doing.

2031
01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:43,640
All I've got to say is thanks very much for tuning in to this edition of Drive Time.

2032
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:50,640
I hope the rest of your day goes without any hitches or any Michelin men or any of that kind of business.

2033
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:54,640
But do get down to Marco Pierre White's if you have the time.

2034
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:55,640
And the wallet.

2035
01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:57,640
Mention my name.

2036
01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,640
You might get a discount.

2037
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:01,640
Can't fucking guarantee that.

2038
01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:05,640
Thank you very much Pat Madigan there who donated while the video is on Marco Pierre White.

2039
01:23:05,640 --> 01:23:06,640
I'm going to go up here one for a minute.

2040
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:10,640
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

2041
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:12,640
Thank God you're still alive buddy.

2042
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:14,640
Thanks so much for that.

2043
01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:16,640
Peace be with you.

2044
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:18,640
And always with you.

2045
01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:20,640
Lift up your cans of Sam Pell.

2046
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:23,640
We lift them up to the goose.

2047
01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:27,640
Go in peace to love and serve Zurich.

2048
01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:28,640
See you later.

2049
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:29,640
Good luck.

2050
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:33,640
It's all about how the Milanese they do mealtimes.

2051
01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:36,640
Refreshing bubbles right up your chaff pipe.

2052
01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:38,640
Spin the top of the lid.

2053
01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:40,640
See who can catch the falling star.

2054
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:42,640
San Pellegrino.

2055
01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:43,640
Flip the lid again.

2056
01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:45,640
Back to your missus and your girlfriend too.

2057
01:23:45,640 --> 01:23:50,640
Over to see how the crazy cats do dinner times down in Yohannistan.

2058
01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:52,640
Googling life, pleasure, play and work.

2059
01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:57,640
Flipping your lid, opening the door into the brand new New York dreamscape.

2060
01:23:57,640 --> 01:23:58,640
Where are you working now?

2061
01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:00,640
New York City.

2062
01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:01,640
San Pellegrino.

2063
01:24:01,640 --> 01:24:06,640
The star that shapes the world between your fucking chopsticks over in Tokyo.

2064
01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:12,640
Roll that lid down, catch it in your hand and get ready to Dubai the fucking land of sand.

2065
01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:13,640
Which one's it in?

2066
01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:14,640
Wrong.

2067
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:15,640
Flip it again.

2068
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:18,640
And toke on the bong down in Buenos Aires.

2069
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:19,640
San Pellegrino.

2070
01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:21,640
Magic it's gone.

2071
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:25,640
Shanghai noon with your fucking sushi bowl soon.

2072
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:27,640
Flick of the liquid lid back to Milano.

2073
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:29,380
Milano in the Jaro.

2074
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:31,880
Let's fucking have some fun of it.

2075
01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:38,480
Welcome back, everybody.

2076
01:24:38,620 --> 01:24:40,400
And after the end of this, we're at the top of the mountain.

2077
01:24:40,540 --> 01:24:41,700
It's time for a little descent.

2078
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:44,420
As we get to the end of this stage,

2079
01:24:44,460 --> 01:24:47,980
it's been a bit of a cozy little stage for the GC,

2080
01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:53,380
which won't see much disruption until tomorrow's Big Alps Climb Off.

2081
01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:55,640
Here we are with Matteo Trenton,

2082
01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:58,360
the Italian fucking dream pipe,

2083
01:24:58,860 --> 01:25:05,260
who's carving out the twists and turns of this descent.

2084
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:09,420
He's got it sewn up, provided nothing bad happens to him.

2085
01:25:10,140 --> 01:25:11,640
Yeah, he's done a great job.

2086
01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:13,580
He's really broke away hard and strong.

2087
01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:16,200
He's going to be really pleased with this.

2088
01:25:17,120 --> 01:25:19,780
Jesus, imagine he went off the fucking side of that.

2089
01:25:20,780 --> 01:25:21,480
Be gone.

2090
01:25:22,260 --> 01:25:24,580
Yeah, he'd be gone, all right.

2091
01:25:25,480 --> 01:25:27,100
On Network 2.

2092
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:29,740
That's my line.

2093
01:25:30,100 --> 01:25:31,360
Jordan, you don't say that.

2094
01:25:32,820 --> 01:25:34,280
Why can't I say it?

2095
01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:37,760
I'm a host on Network 2, too.

2096
01:25:38,460 --> 01:25:38,960
No.

2097
01:25:39,480 --> 01:25:40,860
You're a co-host, Jordan.

2098
01:25:41,440 --> 01:25:43,800
On Network 2, not Network 2, too.

2099
01:25:44,280 --> 01:25:45,080
That's what I meant.

2100
01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:47,560
I meant Network 2, but then, comma, too.

2101
01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:48,300
Yeah.

2102
01:25:48,660 --> 01:25:50,120
You didn't clarify that.

2103
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:52,380
It sounded like you meant Network 22.

2104
01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:53,740
Who even has that?

2105
01:25:54,100 --> 01:25:54,760
No one.

2106
01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:57,740
Clean your fucking room, Jordan.

2107
01:25:58,080 --> 01:25:58,520
Sorry.

2108
01:25:58,900 --> 01:26:02,140
Quick look at the, uh, computer guys.

2109
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:05,580
We have Matteo Trenton there leading heavily.

2110
01:26:05,580 --> 01:26:07,420
That's exactly what I said before, really.

2111
01:26:07,420 --> 01:26:08,100
It's nothing new.

2112
01:26:09,100 --> 01:26:16,100
Just repeating myself over and over for four and a half hours with interstitial quips by

2113
01:26:16,100 --> 01:26:16,680
No, no, no.

2114
01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:18,060
Then Jordan B.

2115
01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:18,700
Peeperson.

2116
01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:20,120
Peterson.

2117
01:26:20,540 --> 01:26:21,880
That's what I said, man.

2118
01:26:22,360 --> 01:26:23,360
No, you said Peeperson.

2119
01:26:23,820 --> 01:26:24,580
Look, Jordan.

2120
01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:25,940
I know what I said.

2121
01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:28,160
Yeah, I know what you said as well.

2122
01:26:28,220 --> 01:26:29,420
We've missed the end of the race.

2123
01:26:29,520 --> 01:26:29,860
No.

2124
01:26:31,100 --> 01:26:32,300
Sorry, guys.

2125
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:35,280
Uh, Matteo Trenton there crossed the line.

2126
01:26:35,340 --> 01:26:36,420
I'm afraid we missed it.

2127
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:37,460
Fuck.

2128
01:26:38,740 --> 01:26:41,500
And, uh, here's a secondary backup guy now.

2129
01:26:42,020 --> 01:26:44,580
I think he's, you call that number two second plate.

2130
01:26:44,680 --> 01:26:45,740
You call that second place.

2131
01:26:45,980 --> 01:26:46,940
Second place.

2132
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:47,980
Coming in now.

2133
01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:49,400
Don't know his name.

2134
01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:51,720
Jordan.

2135
01:26:51,900 --> 01:26:52,940
Jordan, do you know his name?

2136
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:55,580
Mm, I don't know.

2137
01:26:55,660 --> 01:26:55,920
Little?

2138
01:26:56,520 --> 01:26:57,920
Says Little on his arm.

2139
01:26:58,920 --> 01:27:00,220
Little's the supermarket, Jordan.

2140
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:01,420
Second place.

2141
01:27:02,900 --> 01:27:04,160
And here comes third and fourth and fifth.

2142
01:27:04,580 --> 01:27:05,300
Do you know these guys?

2143
01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:05,860
No.

2144
01:27:07,260 --> 01:27:07,900
Not do I.

2145
01:27:08,020 --> 01:27:10,180
But thanks very much for watching, everybody.

2146
01:27:10,820 --> 01:27:13,660
More of this coming up in the coming days.

2147
01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:15,740
On Network 2.

2148
01:27:15,740 --> 01:27:16,040
See you.

2149
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:18,980
To la France, to la France.

2150
01:27:18,980 --> 01:27:28,280
To la France, to la France.

2151
01:27:28,280 --> 01:27:58,260
To la France, to la France.