1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,920 Right now though, I'd rather fucking play Half-Life. I'd rather watch Siege featuring Steven Seagal. 2 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:19,020 Under Siege, I mean. This Siege is a different kettle of fish entirely. 3 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:25,560 Oh yeah! 4 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:34,560 Awwwwwww. Siege 2. Siege Harder. 5 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,560 Feel the Siege, Arizona. 6 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:55,120 *Sings* 7 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:59,120 *Sings* 8 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,120 *Sings* 9 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:00,120 *Sings* 10 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,120 *Sings* 11 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,120 *Sings* 12 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:03,120 *Sings* 13 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:04,120 *Sings* 14 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:04,120 *Sings* 15 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,120 *Sings* 16 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,120 *Sings* 17 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,120 *Sings* 18 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:13,200 life he was like fuck it I'm just gonna I'm gonna repent my sins and became like a big-time Catholic 19 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,520 You know the way people do when they find God at the late stages 20 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,360 Imagine if you did that 21 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:25,920 All that was for nothing all that stuff about the God delusion and all the the gene the gene chat 22 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:30,840 All the fucking gene chat you were doing waste of time man 23 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,840 Oh 24 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:44,900 fire 25 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:51,880 No way Hitchens taped his death 26 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:59,460 So that it wouldn't be said he repented no way where'd you see that lively was it? 27 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:07,300 Chris Hitchens it's it's a head and on views ahead of sorry Mexican chainsaw warrior 28 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:21,620 Number two to Frank McCord 29 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:28,980 Did you hear a fucking oh in an attempt to get down with the kids? 30 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:31,980 *Belost* 31 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:37,980 Don't forget to reload Dr. Freeman! 32 00:02:37,980 --> 00:02:38,980 *Belost* 33 00:02:39,980 --> 00:02:41,980 Did you hear a fucking... 34 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:44,980 Oh! In an attempt to get down with the kids. 35 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:49,980 They're gonna... Fina Gael are gonna strap a GoPro to Leo Varadkar's forehead. 36 00:02:49,980 --> 00:02:52,980 And he's gonna livestream his fucking lunch times. 37 00:02:52,980 --> 00:02:54,980 On Twitch. *laughs* 38 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:58,980 And then he's gonna have donation tickers as well. 39 00:02:58,980 --> 00:03:00,980 And top... Top donos. 40 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:02,980 And then every time money comes in it'll go... 41 00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:06,980 His face will come up and it'll just go... 42 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:08,980 Thanks... Thanks very much. 43 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,980 I'll buy a pint with that. 44 00:03:15,980 --> 00:03:17,980 I'll run the country with that. 45 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:18,980 Thanks very much. 46 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:20,980 I'll run the country with that. 47 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:23,980 What's for breakfast sake? 48 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:25,980 I'll take... 49 00:03:25,980 --> 00:03:26,980 I had some... 50 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:27,980 Fucking... 51 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:29,980 Banana bread stuff that was left out. 52 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:31,980 Glass of milk. 53 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:33,980 Cup of tea. 54 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:34,980 That's it. 55 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:37,980 I don't really eat that much... 56 00:03:37,980 --> 00:03:38,980 That early. 57 00:03:38,980 --> 00:03:39,980 But I'll have something now after this. 58 00:03:39,980 --> 00:03:41,980 Been streaming for nearly two hours. 59 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:43,980 It'll be time to say goodnight and god bless. 60 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:45,980 Or good morning. 61 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:47,980 And good luck. 62 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:48,980 Ha ha. 63 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:49,980 This lad. 64 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:50,980 For record. 65 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:51,980 You just got for record. 66 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:57,940 Haha, this lad. 67 00:03:58,940 --> 00:03:59,940 Veracard. 68 00:04:00,820 --> 00:04:02,540 You just got veracard. 69 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:19,760 Reload, is it? 70 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:42,000 I don't understand. 71 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,220 I don't understand. 72 00:04:46,700 --> 00:05:13,740 Down there, aye. I see you, Frank McCourt. I see. I see you. Intensive care. Oh. Fuckin' hell! 73 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:39,380 Handle them like a pro. Gemma O'Doherty's banned off YouTube, but she's gonna be on Twitch tonight doing a fuckin' Metal Gear Solid Marathon. 74 00:05:39,380 --> 00:06:08,380 Gemma O'Doherty's speedrun featuring Frankie Schgoan. 75 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:29,380 She'll be doing a TED Talk on genome soldiers. Patriots. Good evening, Patriots. 76 00:06:29,380 --> 00:06:34,380 Watch out. Grenades about. Watch out. Grenades about. Watch out. 77 00:06:34,380 --> 00:06:39,380 Grenades about. Watch out. Grenades about. You better watch out. Cause grenades about. 78 00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:55,340 Watch out! 79 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:58,500 Watch out, grenades about, ba-doom-doom. 80 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:02,220 Watch out, grenades about, you better watch out. 81 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:06,420 Cause grenades about, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. 82 00:07:06,420 --> 00:07:15,980 Load of blastin' going on out there. 83 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:17,820 How are ya, Alex? 84 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:21,060 Good to see ya, how are ya? 85 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:23,060 Good stuff. 86 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:24,060 Yeah. 87 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:29,660 Yeah, what about generator? 88 00:07:29,660 --> 00:07:32,660 What about generator location? 89 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,660 Livestream tonight, man. 90 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:37,900 Outside Google tonight, man. 91 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:39,540 Speedrun outside Google. 92 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:40,540 Come along. 93 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:42,220 Bring your flag. 94 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:46,220 The lale lule loma. 95 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:51,220 Anti-vaxxers. 96 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:52,220 Sorry, Gordon. 97 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:55,220 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight, man. 98 00:07:55,220 --> 00:08:00,780 We're gonna have an anti-vaxx speedrun. 99 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:06,780 See how fast we can't vaccinate the entire population against modern diseases. 100 00:08:06,780 --> 00:08:12,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 101 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:14,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 102 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:16,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 103 00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:18,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 104 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:20,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 105 00:08:20,340 --> 00:08:22,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 106 00:08:22,340 --> 00:08:24,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 107 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:29,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 108 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:31,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 109 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:33,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 110 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:34,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 111 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:35,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 112 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:36,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 113 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:37,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 114 00:08:37,340 --> 00:08:38,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 115 00:08:38,340 --> 00:08:39,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 116 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:40,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 117 00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:41,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 118 00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:43,340 We're gonna do a bit of anti-vaxxin' tonight. 119 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:51,340 your one five gun you with your one five gun how old are you 120 00:08:56,460 --> 00:09:05,100 speed run flat earth the earth is is flat therefore the speed run will be easy peasy no hills 121 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:15,820 no hill climbs there's gonna be no last name of the tour de france out of stage today cancel them i'm afraid 122 00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:24,780 we're gonna do a live patriot street from the fucking tour de france and decry everything that it's become 123 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:36,220 blame it on soros and the boys soros and the boys 124 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:40,300 so long soros 125 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:50,060 a few fucking sorrow shields down here man they need to go to bed to them 126 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:59,500 that's google down there why don't we just use the whole of this situation as a metaphor for google 127 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:08,300 and the irony being google are hosting this as we speak this video brought to you by google 128 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:15,100 okay this is it yeah you take that door i'll take this one no problem you do the damage i'll wait here 129 00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:19,580 excuse me gordon sorry 130 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:30,380 penelope thank you very much penelope p 131 00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:39,980 is flaps thank you very much and you see jemma told me half-life three was indeed happening sorry freeman 132 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:51,660 thank you and that's great news and i look forward to the stream jd j to the d jizzy to the dizzy baby 133 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:57,500 jizzy to the dizzy let's get busy 134 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:20,060 what's going on what's going on all right that was a bit of a ball ache that sorry about that now 135 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:32,220 we found we've located jizzy odizzy's hideout man this is where this this is this is when you see the streams that she does this is the actual gap she has two of these in the corner 136 00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:52,140 she has two of these in the corner taking a few minutes to expose one of these as well for watching it with a burst from the ground not watching rt in the meantime and then she has one of these man this is for the live fucking google hangouts she does the hang she's got one two three four five six seven seven hangout screens that can host seven people having a chat at a time 137 00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:59,500 and uh it never works it's always a problem with it there's always a delay and it's hard to watch 138 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:07,980 sound body is poor come on out the way man 139 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:19,180 great stove that'll heat the room that'll eat the rest of the building as well that pipe will go 140 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:31,340 uh round to the other room pardon me the chimney pipe how are you were you the one that was beefing earlier on ptsd vibes 141 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:45,340 sauce hurry 142 00:12:47,820 --> 00:13:01,340 uh 143 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:07,340 uh 144 00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:28,860 uh 145 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:28,860 uh 146 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:28,860 uh 147 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:35,860 What a crack Alex, what a, what a yes! Where are we going? 148 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,860 Where are we going? 149 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,860 Where are we going? 150 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,860 Where are we going? 151 00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:44,860 Where are we going? 152 00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:46,860 Where are we going? 153 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:47,860 I need it. 154 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:48,860 I need it. 155 00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,860 Cover me while I reload! 156 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:23,860 I'll break, I'll break, I'll break, I'll break. 157 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:33,860 Over there! 158 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:34,860 Over there! 159 00:14:34,860 --> 00:15:04,840 I'm going to go back to me. 160 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:34,820 I'm going to go back to me. 161 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:38,820 I have a feeling I'm not meant to be doing this. 162 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,820 I'm not meant to be doing this. 163 00:15:40,820 --> 00:16:10,800 I'm going to go back to me. 164 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:40,780 I'm not meant to be doing this. 165 00:16:40,780 --> 00:17:10,760 I'm not meant to be doing this. 166 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:40,740 I'm not meant to be doing this. 167 00:17:40,740 --> 00:18:10,720 I'm not meant to be doing this. 168 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:40,700 I'm not meant to be doing this. 169 00:18:40,700 --> 00:19:10,680 I'm not meant to be doing this. 170 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:40,660 I'm not meant to be doing this. 171 00:19:40,660 --> 00:20:10,640 I'm not meant to be doing this. 172 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:40,620 I'm not meant to be doing this. 173 00:20:40,620 --> 00:21:10,600 I'm not meant to be doing this. 174 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:40,580 I'm not meant to be doing this. 175 00:21:40,580 --> 00:22:10,560 It's Pythagoras squared. 176 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:40,540 I'm not meant to be doing this. 177 00:22:40,540 --> 00:23:10,520 I'm not meant to be doing this. 178 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:40,500 I'm not meant to be doing this. 179 00:23:40,500 --> 00:24:10,480 I'm not meant to be doing this. 180 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:40,460 He has a pair of... 181 00:24:40,460 --> 00:25:10,440 Mesut O' ... 182 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:40,420 I'm not meant to be doing this. 183 00:25:40,420 --> 00:26:10,400 There's no need to be doing this. 184 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:40,380 Number shoe. 185 00:26:40,380 --> 00:27:10,360 Number shoe. 186 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:40,340 Golders, gold is green edition. 187 00:27:40,340 --> 00:28:10,320 Ud's in this. 188 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:40,300 I'll be doing this. 189 00:28:40,300 --> 00:29:10,280 I will, yeah. 190 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:40,260 Bad boys down here. 191 00:29:40,260 --> 00:30:10,240 No. 192 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:40,220 Look at that guy. 193 00:30:40,220 --> 00:31:10,200 Why are you doing this. 194 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:40,180 It's gonna be illegal. 195 00:31:40,180 --> 00:32:10,160 I'm not doing this. 196 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,160 fucking lame is unit 197 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:30,880 Diatribe absolute soul churner the new the new metal band that you haven't heard of with their feel-good hit of the bummer soul churn by metal hammer 198 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:42,620 How far do I go down into the fucking depth how how far down the rabbit hole do you wanna go man? I can take you if you wanna go 199 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,520 Maybe you land on that 200 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:59,020 Maybe why why did you not discuss your speed run with Gordon Freeman? 201 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:01,020 *Gasp* 202 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:09,700 Mice man 203 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:20,920 Yo MC Mice man, I don't I don't got time. I don't got time for yo ass MC Mice man 204 00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:26,100 Yeah, how about that? 205 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:32,240 Come on you energy levels are dissipating. Oh 206 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,260 No, I'm trapped. I'm trapped 207 00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,700 He just got hot sold baby 208 00:33:56,860 --> 00:34:02,340 Mess is hot still is actually gonna have cannons mounted onto his fucking Land Rover a book now 209 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:08,640 Real good. He's gonna have a real going mounted like metal gears arm 210 00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:17,760 Metal gear odds it's gonna be called man 211 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:38,180 Oh, fuck. What am I doing? James Rodriguez. 212 00:34:38,180 --> 00:35:06,900 James Rodriguez. James Rodriguez changes his name to James Rodriguez? And it's going to be a guess who-a-thon every time you say his name. How are you getting on, chicken head? 213 00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:29,000 Ah, Spice Girls. Spice Girls the movie 2 coming back at you. Featuring Cleopatra, the other girl band that didn't do well. All saints are there as well, waiting menacingly in the background. 214 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:53,560 Stevie. Yeah, thank you. Stevie B. Thank you, Stevie B, for your wonderful tip. And you left a message, Stevie B, that says, hope all is well, Francis. Which sounds like maybe what you're watching suggests all is not well, but it is. 215 00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:12,740 I'm having a blast. Where the fucking hell am I going? Eternal, Jamie Redknapp's wife. Featuring Bewitched. 216 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,260 Thanks very much, Stevie B. 217 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,920 Oh, where am I going, man? 218 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,880 Liberty X featuring hearsay. 219 00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:46,000 What you see is what you get. 220 00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:46,740 Mega mix. 221 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:52,560 Ah. 222 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:53,920 Ah. 223 00:36:54,820 --> 00:36:55,420 Ah. 224 00:36:56,860 --> 00:36:57,380 Ah. 225 00:36:57,380 --> 00:36:57,580 Ah. 226 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,060 See you later, man. 227 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,440 We're inside Messer Dotsil's house, man. 228 00:37:06,620 --> 00:37:07,960 That's how easy it was to get in. 229 00:37:09,580 --> 00:37:11,940 Now, let's go and take, take, take. 230 00:37:20,820 --> 00:37:21,340 Fuck. 231 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:30,720 Ha ha ha ha. 232 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:33,820 Egg puttin' beans for other voices. 233 00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:41,820 John Kelly's gonna be doin' a fuckin' celebration of it. 234 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:47,960 On, uh, what's his show on RTE on the radio? 235 00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:52,660 The Last Train or somethin'. 236 00:37:55,660 --> 00:37:59,580 Danny Dyer's gonna be the new host of, uh, other voices. 237 00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:00,660 Ha ha ha. 238 00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:04,720 In a bid to win over the fuckin', the youngsters. 239 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:09,720 RTE have hired none other than Danny Dyer. 240 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:22,560 Oh, we're down in Dingo. 241 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,680 It's gonna get proper, it's gonna get proper naughty. 242 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:33,480 Imagine him, uh, like, presenting other voices in the same way he does Britain's Deadliest Men or somethin'. 243 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,400 Alright, we've got this girl. 244 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,340 Alright, we've got this girl. 245 00:38:37,340 --> 00:38:38,680 She's, she's an indie artist. 246 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,860 She plays a ukulele from fuckin' Galway. 247 00:38:41,860 --> 00:38:45,420 She, we're gonna be goin' down to a church in Dingle, yeah? 248 00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:48,140 It's gonna get proper fuckin' indie, innit? 249 00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:50,240 It's gonna get proper bed wetting. 250 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,040 It's, it's then the Dingle, innit? 251 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:01,320 Dingle's artist. 252 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,160 Danny Dingle. 253 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,200 Danny Dingle. 254 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,680 Eating a Pringle. 255 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:13,080 Listening, listening to a jingle. 256 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,400 Innit. 257 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:34,000 Oh, fuckin' hell. 258 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,040 Thank you for the tip. 259 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,520 Thanks very much. 260 00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:46,300 Moolah for nothin' and your tips for free. 261 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,300 *laughs* 262 00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:50,300 *laughs* 263 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:52,300 *laughs* 264 00:39:52,300 --> 00:40:20,300 *laughs* 265 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:22,300 What the fuck? 266 00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:24,300 *coughing* 267 00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:26,300 *coughing* 268 00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:28,300 *Sigh* 269 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:30,300 *Sigh* 270 00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:32,300 *Sigh* 271 00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:37,300 *laughs* 272 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:39,300 *laughs* 273 00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:39,800 *Gasp* 274 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:40,300 *Gasp* 275 00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:40,800 *Gasp* 276 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:41,300 *Gasp* 277 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:43,300 *coughs* 278 00:40:43,300 --> 00:41:13,280 Oh, my God. 279 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,440 Why is it shut them? 280 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,440 Oh, my God. 281 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:24,440 Oh, my God. 282 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,440 Oh. 283 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,440 Oh. 284 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:33,440 Oh. 285 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:43,440 East End of Dingle. 286 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,440 Oh. 287 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:49,440 Or as the locals call it, on Andangan. 288 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,440 Andangan. 289 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,440 I can oh yeah 290 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,160 Repellent 291 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:18,160 *sad* 292 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,160 *sad* 293 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,160 *sad* 294 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,160 *sad* 295 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,160 *sad* 296 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,160 *sad* 297 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,160 *sad* 298 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:59,160 *Gunshot* 299 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:05,160 Fuck it, waste time, waste time. *laughs* 300 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:22,160 Ireland, Ireland's hardest dolphin. Ireland's hardest dolphin. Fungi. We're down in Dingle, or as it's known in Ireland to Irish people. 301 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:37,160 And Dangan, to meet Fungi. He's been decommissioned, innit? Innit? He's the top boy of the sea, of the seaside. He's a naughty little dolphin. He's a little rascal. 302 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:43,160 *laughs* 303 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,160 *laughs* 304 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,160 Off the rails, reloaded. 305 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,160 *laughs* 306 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,160 *laughs* 307 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,160 *laughs* 308 00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,160 *laughs* 309 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,160 *laughs* 310 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,160 *laughs* 311 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:03,160 *laughs* 312 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,160 *laughs* 313 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,160 *laughs* 314 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,160 *laughs* 315 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,160 *laughs* 316 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,160 *laughs* 317 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,160 *laughs* 318 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,160 *laughs* 319 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,160 *laughs* 320 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,160 *laughs* 321 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,160 *laughs* 322 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:19,560 I'm none other than Matt Cooper at the helm of the wheel. 323 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,840 Off the reels too, Frank McCord. 324 00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:30,760 Real harder. 325 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,460 Off the reel gun. 326 00:44:35,220 --> 00:44:36,100 No! 327 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,120 Peter Collins presents Off the Reels. 328 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:49,660 Fuck. 329 00:44:53,660 --> 00:44:54,940 What is that? 330 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,300 What the fuck is going on? 331 00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:05,300 What the fuck is going on? 332 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:18,520 Who's firing? 333 00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:30,300 Oh, we have to use this plank. 334 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,100 Nice bit of Pat Kenny there, man. 335 00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:35,160 Use that to cross the fucking void. 336 00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:36,100 No. 337 00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:38,980 Not gonna happen. 338 00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:45,300 Oh, it was as easy as that. 339 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:53,680 You're joking me. 340 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,040 You're joking me. 341 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:29,060 What are these? 342 00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:31,020 What are these? 343 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:31,960 I've got five of. 344 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,260 Tell me I've got five. 345 00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:34,320 Are they flares or something? 346 00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:38,320 And if they are flares, what do they do, Frank McCord? 347 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,000 What are you going at for the day? 348 00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:48,780 Thank you very much. 349 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:51,860 I don't know. 350 00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:57,280 Probably go out and about if it doesn't piss down. 351 00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:04,760 After watching the Alps stage of the Tour de France. 352 00:47:07,340 --> 00:47:08,200 Maybe the end. 353 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,260 I'll watch the end of it. 354 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,340 Probably walk the dog. 355 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,060 Fucking walk the dog. 356 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:22,760 Down to Undangan. 357 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:22,760 Down to Undangan. 358 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:23,760 Undangan. 359 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,380 Undangan. 360 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,220 Probably watch off the rails. 361 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,240 On a VHS recording in the attic. 362 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,380 With the dog. 363 00:47:38,380 --> 00:47:51,520 Probably do a bit of live streaming. 364 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:52,440 Oh, fucking. 365 00:47:52,440 --> 00:48:04,740 Yeah! 366 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,660 This is where we begun. 367 00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:10,440 There's no... 368 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:11,220 Oh, it's a lift. 369 00:48:11,940 --> 00:48:12,620 That's a lift. 370 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:20,880 I'm goosed. 371 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:32,500 Goose meat. 372 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:34,500 Goose meat. 373 00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:46,820 No! 374 00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:53,380 Major misunderstanding. 375 00:48:55,380 --> 00:49:02,380 I'm going to be watching Big Break reruns with me, Mesut Otsil. 376 00:49:02,380 --> 00:49:09,000 We're going to be learning how to protect your car and wives with Mesut Otsil on a livestream. 377 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:15,000 Mesut Otsil is going to strap a GoPro Hero 5 to his brain. 378 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:20,000 And then we're going to fucking go for dinner. 379 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 This should be easy. 380 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:26,620 This should be very easy. 381 00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:28,620 But it's not. 382 00:49:28,620 --> 00:49:42,240 That's nice. 383 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:44,240 That was nice to do that. 384 00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:55,240 That was Clinch. 385 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:59,240 That was Clutch. 386 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:00,240 Clinch Higgins. 387 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:06,240 It's the Grand Prix this weekend. 388 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:07,240 Oh, these are the fucking things I've got. 389 00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:07,240 Rods. 390 00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:08,240 I was wondering what they were. 391 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,240 Oh, these are the fucking things I've got. 392 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,240 Rods. 393 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,240 I was wondering what they were. 394 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:22,880 it's the grand prix this weekend oh these are the fucking things i've got rods i was wondering what 395 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:23,200 they were 396 00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:30,200 so 397 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:56,200 hellman province 398 00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:11,480 please tell me it's saved please tell me it's saved chernobyl simulator 2 chernoblier 399 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:21,540 do you have any duncan stewart echo ice streams no but i have a sack of echo island repeats 400 00:51:21,540 --> 00:51:36,820 with blonid and fucking dara before he became big for his comedic skills 401 00:51:36,820 --> 00:51:47,100 do you remember that fucking thing on tina g where it was like a chart show and it used to have like a stupid little elf guy 402 00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:52,600 what the fuck was that about it was cack ah 403 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,100 *Sigh* 404 00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:11,020 Now what do we do? 405 00:52:16,860 --> 00:52:20,420 I don't know what it was, it wasn't a leprechaun was it? 406 00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:22,420 *Clears throat* 407 00:52:22,420 --> 00:52:23,420 *Clears throat* 408 00:52:25,420 --> 00:52:26,420 Pop 4 409 00:52:28,420 --> 00:52:29,420 Eh 410 00:52:31,420 --> 00:52:33,420 Number 2, Frank McCourt 411 00:52:34,420 --> 00:52:41,420 Why did you not discuss how to move from A to B on the moving platform? 412 00:52:41,420 --> 00:52:42,420 *Sigh* 413 00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:47,420 *Sigh* 414 00:52:47,420 --> 00:52:48,420 *Sigh* 415 00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:52,420 You could ring in *Sigh* 416 00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:56,420 You could ring in and control the little guy *Sigh* 417 00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:57,420 *Sigh* 418 00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:02,420 Oh, what the fuck? 419 00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:03,420 Don't do here now 420 00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:08,420 Maybe just move along these rails 421 00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:11,840 Just talk to myself. 422 00:53:14,220 --> 00:53:15,400 Balance and act. 423 00:53:17,620 --> 00:53:18,160 Ah, yeah. 424 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:19,520 Look at that. 425 00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:21,040 Scumbag. 426 00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:33,920 My fingers. 427 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,100 Do you believe in magic? 428 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:38,820 Thank you very much. 429 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:44,620 Yeah, I did until I watched Magic's Greatest Secrets on Sky 1 in 1999. 430 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,360 Magic's Greatest Secrets revealed. 431 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,400 Before that, it was all real to me. 432 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:55,680 Penn and Teller. 433 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,320 Paul Daniels. 434 00:53:58,460 --> 00:53:59,320 Sweet Beast. 435 00:53:59,440 --> 00:53:59,780 Mark. 436 00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:01,200 All the big magicians. 437 00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:04,960 Pablo Hernandez for Leeds United. 438 00:54:06,580 --> 00:54:14,740 Right now, Pablo Hernandez for Leeds United is the only magician that's still practicing and nobody's managed to reveal his tricks. 439 00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:17,180 Oh, you cunt. 440 00:54:19,180 --> 00:54:21,920 He's got the full license for the magic, the cunt. 441 00:54:23,580 --> 00:54:28,080 He's on a provisional license for performing close up. 442 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:33,620 He can make five balls bounce out of his hand. 443 00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:34,620 Yes. 444 00:54:47,020 --> 00:54:47,500 Yes. 445 00:54:47,660 --> 00:54:48,420 Top of the skull. 446 00:54:48,740 --> 00:54:49,520 Nine to four. 447 00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:50,120 No, no. 448 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:50,800 Nine to four. 449 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,880 Anyone else want to join the dinner of death? 450 00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:01,700 I'm here for you and I'm waiting and I'm hungry for blood. 451 00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:15,200 These guys. 452 00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:17,640 These guys, man. 453 00:55:29,740 --> 00:55:30,440 Tell you what. 454 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,820 This goes out to all the 90s Nazis out there. 455 00:55:37,260 --> 00:55:38,040 Who can forget? 456 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:46,960 Look at him there. 457 00:55:47,060 --> 00:55:47,260 Look. 458 00:55:48,620 --> 00:55:49,300 Magic's great. 459 00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:52,100 He got revealed by the masked magician. 460 00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,900 Magic's greatest secrets revealed. 461 00:55:54,900 --> 00:56:12,620 These are the TV license crew. 462 00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:40,960 Magic's greatest secrets busted. 463 00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,120 Presented by Charlie from Busted. 464 00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:49,360 Charlie from Busted's going setting up his own band man. 465 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:50,380 They're going to be huge. 466 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,680 Five years later, back with Busted. 467 00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:01,700 Not only Busted, but members of the other lads that were a ripoff of Busted. 468 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:06,900 Busted flush. 469 00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:14,960 They should start a new band called the Nutbusters. 470 00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:18,260 McFly. 471 00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:19,160 McBusted. 472 00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:24,840 Jim Morrison. 473 00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:25,640 Thank you very much. 474 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:47,400 The lads from Wilter are going teaming up with fucking the guys from Busted to make a new album. 475 00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,500 Herb Dogger producing. 476 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:06,880 Oh, TV license inspectors are here. 477 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:10,440 TV license inspectors got me, man. 478 00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:15,440 Oh, I can't do anymore. 479 00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:17,400 I need to get some food or something. 480 00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:21,120 Anyway, Chesney Hawks is on the fucking phone, man. 481 00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:22,060 He wants your number. 482 00:58:22,220 --> 00:58:23,300 Can I give him your number? 483 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:23,300 Can I give him your number? 484 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:53,280 I'm sorry. 485 00:58:53,280 --> 00:59:13,980 Chesney box, Chesney Hawks. Chesney walks, Chesney talks, Chesney Hawks. Yeah, Chesney Hawks. Alright, alright, Chesney Hawks. Tonight, tonight, Chesney Hawks. Feeling alright? You hammered your Chesney. 486 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:20,480 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? Cause that stuff was a blast. 487 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:32,260 Welcome to Sunday Night Games. 488 00:59:32,260 --> 00:59:39,260 We'll be right back. 489 00:59:39,260 --> 00:59:46,260 I love women. I love women. I'm... 490 00:59:46,260 --> 01:00:14,280 I love women. I love women. Don't obsess with me or don't you have a life. 491 01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:40,680 Don't you have a life. Don't you have a life. Don't you have a life. Don't you have a life. You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. You hammered your mother. All right. See you later. Thanks very much for watching. See you later. 492 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:44,680 Bye. 493 01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,680 Bye. 494 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:47,680 Bye. 495 01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:48,320 Bye. 496 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,320 Bye.