1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,220 minute later on then. How are you, Aisling? How are you, Liam? Wolf Banana Bear. Heavy duty. Lucy. Genghis Khan is after you. Genghis Khan. Spam in the chat. I'd have to fuck off. I'd have to fucking get rid of him. It's a shame. 2 00:00:29,220 --> 00:00:48,500 I'm actually all for Genghis Khan as well. We're on to the last stretch anyway. Sean Thomas, how are you? Francis Higgins, how are you? 3 00:00:48,500 --> 00:01:15,000 Looks like Genghis Khan became Genghis Khan after he got iceboxed for spamming the chat. 4 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:32,480 Yoka Hama. 5 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:33,820 Yoka Hama. 6 00:01:33,820 --> 00:01:34,980 Yoka Hama. 7 00:01:34,980 --> 00:01:36,160 Yoka Hama. 8 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,340 Yoka Hama. 9 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:38,580 Yoka Hama. 10 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:39,920 Yoka Hama. 11 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:40,920 Yoka Hama. 12 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:41,920 Tyres. 13 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:42,920 Yoka Hama. 14 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:43,920 Tyres. 15 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:45,920 *Sigh* 16 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,480 Fucking waste, Simon. 17 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,520 Where are these boys shooting from? 18 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,520 *Sigh* 19 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:28,640 What came first, the hammer or the egg? 20 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:36,320 Need to get rid of those boys before they explode. Explodey boys. 21 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,120 me 22 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,840 Genghis can do 25 to life for spam 23 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,840 *fart noise* 24 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,480 Cara and Jack 25 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,160 Thank you very much Cara and Jack 26 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:31,560 Big shout out to Cara and Jack doing the best they can in a fucking mental world 27 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:40,740 Things are changing at an alarming pace everyday technology the jobs market housing 28 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:45,960 You name it the weather weather systems climate control climate climate change 29 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:51,520 But Cara and Jack are staying true to themselves and the weather 30 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:55,460 Thanks very much 31 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:57,460 *fart noise* 32 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:10,020 How long have you had the tash long off? 33 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:15,520 Alex Jones man you put me off with the tash talk 34 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:23,660 Now we're back here again great stuff 35 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:33,260 F6 you need to remember to f6 in this game 36 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:43,580 Your sorrow is all mine 37 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:49,340 "It's a pleasure with mine, pleasure with mine" 38 00:04:49,340 --> 00:04:51,340 "Oh my god" 39 00:04:55,440 --> 00:05:03,080 "How dare you besmirch me, have a ball, play with this ball" 40 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:10,460 "You have besmirched me, the game is a lot better when you put on that voice" 41 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:23,460 "You are simply driving too fast to" "You are simply driving too fast to deal with the consequences" 42 00:05:25,460 --> 00:05:31,460 "Please do not besmirch me" 43 00:05:31,460 --> 00:05:38,460 "Have this computer, do what you feel with it" 44 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:43,460 "Hell!" 45 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:45,460 "All angles, all angles" 46 00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:57,460 "Double whammo" 47 00:05:57,460 --> 00:06:04,460 "We're gonna listen to a bit of Lifehouse later on" 48 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:08,460 "If we can get the senses back on track, you know" 49 00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:12,460 "Half-Life 2, Frank McCord, thank you very much" 50 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:19,460 "Why did you not discuss your well-placed tip with Frankie Brosnan?" 51 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:21,460 "Frankie Higson" 52 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:23,460 "Here is a ball for you" 53 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:25,460 "Play with your ball" 54 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:26,460 "Play with your newfound ball" 55 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:27,460 "Play with your newfound ball" 56 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:28,460 "I deploy you" 57 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:30,460 "Not the Lighthouse family" 58 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:31,460 "No, we're playing Lifehouse" 59 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:32,460 "American Christian rock band" 60 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:33,460 "Lifehouse" 61 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:34,460 "And we're gonna be blasting that stuff" 62 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:35,460 "Late into the night" 63 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:41,500 Play with your ball. Play with your newfound ball. I deplore you. 64 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:53,700 Not the Lighthouse family, no, we're playing Lifehouse. American Christian rock band, Lifehouse. 65 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:57,700 And we're gonna be blasting that stuff late into the night. 66 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:24,700 That is a cool looking gun. Ivan Uncle in Tralee who makes them out of old Ivaco trucks and computers from the 90s. Fucking hell. That's mad. Heavy duty, how are you? The master, Mark Dargan. 67 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:47,980 Sean Lawless. Can I tell you, the way this place is looking now is pretty lawless. Huh? Balls flying around the fucking gaff, people. You have to pick up the trash. Put it inside the trash bag. The trash bag is the mixture of the van and the bus. And the can. 68 00:07:55,700 --> 00:08:14,020 Fucking hell, that man. FIFA 98. Go to the World Cup. Fucking Blur Song 2. Look at that man. Wow. Blur Song 2 all the way. F6, I have Nathaniel. 69 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:21,180 Holy fucking ball. Oh, there's a... You pressed the button. You should have pressed the stage. 70 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:27,700 We'll have a few more Frank McCourts coming our way. 71 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,500 On the valley. 72 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,500 Down you go. 73 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:57,500 I think this fucker turned it off. 74 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,500 Fuck. 75 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,500 Feel the wrath. 76 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,500 Feel the ride. 77 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,500 Hold on to your seats. 78 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,500 It's bobsleigh time. 79 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,500 Cool Runnings 2 is coming out next week. 80 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,500 In the cinema. 81 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:49,500 It's about a bunch of lads on a fucking bobsleigh. 82 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,500 Pretty much the same as the first one. 83 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:55,500 But it's set in a fucking dystopian nightmarish future like this. 84 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,500 And they have to fucking bobsleigh their way to the top. 85 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:01,500 Which as you know is pretty tough when you're going up against gravity. 86 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:05,500 But they've managed to fucking make like a flume of ice. 87 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,500 And then they've fucking they've got a rocket. 88 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,500 They've got one of these orbs at the back. 89 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,500 And they're Jamaican. 90 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,500 It's hilarious. 91 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,500 We won't get on that now. 92 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,500 And now what we do is. 93 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,500 We'll give ourselves a nice bit of uh. 94 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,500 We'll give ourselves a fighting chance. 95 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,500 And that's what I did do in the first place. 96 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,500 Frank McCourt. 97 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:57,500 I know it was made by Disney. 98 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:58,500 The first one. 99 00:10:58,500 --> 00:10:59,500 And it was a URPG. 100 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:03,500 This is gonna be an 18 rated film. 101 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,500 And the tagline is. 102 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:07,500 Move on to your seats. 103 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,500 It's fucking bobsleigh time. 104 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,500 There's a murderer in it. 105 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,500 A murderer in it. 106 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,500 Like a serial killer. 107 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,500 They have to fucking thwart before they can get onto the flume. 108 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,500 He's called Bobsleigh Bill. 109 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,500 And he makes costumes out of his women's skin. 110 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,500 And he lives in a big. 111 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,500 He lives in his Owlady's basement. 112 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,500 And uh. 113 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,500 Jodie Foster's gonna be doing a fucking cameo. 114 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,500 And uh. 115 00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,500 Cameo the band. 116 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,500 The uh. 117 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,500 Funsters. 118 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:36,500 From the fucking 80's. 119 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:37,500 Will be doing the soundtrack. 120 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,500 It's gonna be shy. 121 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,500 Candy. 122 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,500 They're gonna be bringing out Candy too. 123 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,500 And uh. 124 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:45,500 The late great John Candy's uh. 125 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:46,500 Hologram is gonna be beamed onto the side of fucking billboards. 126 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,500 Out in uh. 127 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,500 America. 128 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,500 To promote the film. 129 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,500 Don't ask me why. 130 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,500 He's a. 131 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,500 Oh. 132 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,500 Oh no. 133 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,500 Fucking save. 134 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,500 Didn't save it to the end. 135 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,500 To the beginning. 136 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:57,500 Ah. 137 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,500 Ah. 138 00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,500 Jonathan Candy Balls is gonna be in. 139 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,500 It. 140 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:01,500 Oh. 141 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:02,500 Oh. 142 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,500 Oh. 143 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,500 Oh no. 144 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,500 Fucking save. 145 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,500 Didn't save it to the end. 146 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,500 To the beginning. 147 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,500 *Sigh* 148 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,060 Jonathan Candy Balls is gonna be in it. 149 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:37,460 They made a movie, I think there was a movie where it was like, it imagines what life would be like. 150 00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:41,460 Had the Nazis have won. I don't know. 151 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:49,460 I can't remember what it was called but it did look rubbish. It did look rubbish. 152 00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:01,460 German Ryan can I get it? Yeah. 153 00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:07,460 Afraid not man, sorry. 154 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,460 You can get it, yeah. 155 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,460 Schnooker. Schnooker Deluxe. 156 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,460 Yeah. 157 00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:25,460 German the German. 158 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:27,460 The Empire like Gak. 159 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,460 *Sigh* 160 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:39,460 The Empire like Gak. 161 00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:39,460 *Sigh* 162 00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:45,460 Down there you go into the fucking shaft. 163 00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:47,460 *Sigh* 164 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,460 Down there you go into the fucking shaft. 165 00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:49,460 *Sigh* 166 00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:51,460 Now F6. 167 00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:53,460 Tell me Dr. Freeman if you can. 168 00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:55,460 You have destroyed so much. 169 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,460 What is it exactly that you have created? 170 00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:59,460 Can you- 171 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:01,460 *Sigh* 172 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:01,460 *Sigh* 173 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:01,460 *Sigh* 174 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:01,460 *Sigh* 175 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:02,460 *Sigh* 176 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,460 *Sigh* 177 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:03,460 Redzy baby. 178 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:05,460 Thanks very much. 179 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:05,460 Redzy baby. 180 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:05,460 *Sigh* 181 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:07,460 Can you give us an old story about making Silicon Guru? 182 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:07,460 *Sigh* 183 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,460 Can you give us an old story about making Silicon Guru? 184 00:14:09,460 --> 00:14:10,460 Who was the voice? 185 00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:11,460 Who were the flats lads? 186 00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:12,460 How did it all happen? 187 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,460 Well Redzy. 188 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:14,460 Buckle up. 189 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:15,460 You're in for a bumpy ride. 190 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:16,460 *Sigh* 191 00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:18,460 And big giant- big giant swords. 192 00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:20,460 Your man Michael makes huge RPG fantasy swords. 193 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,460 He's from Galway. 194 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,460 Don't know what that means man but thank you very much. 195 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:24,460 And thank you Redzy baby as well. 196 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:25,460 And Ian. 197 00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:26,460 The Silicon Guru. 198 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:44,460 He literally worked- I can't give too much about him because he's a fucking- he's anonymous source. 199 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:47,460 But he- let's just say this. 200 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:53,460 One hundred and ten percent legit was on the inside. 201 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:59,460 All night- late night hacks at Facebook. 202 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:01,460 Late night hacks at Facebook which he saw. 203 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:08,460 And uh- they got up to some- it was really like clandestine- or as they say in Argentina, clandestinos. 204 00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:10,460 Stuff going on there. 205 00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:12,460 And they weren't just jail breaking iPhones. 206 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:14,460 They were fucking breaking jails. 207 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:17,460 They were breaking into people's minds. 208 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,460 Um. 209 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:24,460 And then you saw of course the uh- the Twitter situation. 210 00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:27,460 And uh- Google now. 211 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:34,460 It'd be funny enough to go down to Google now where they're uh- they're protesting day in day out. 212 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:36,460 The Patriots. 213 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:42,460 The gun- Metal Gear Solid 2's guns of the Patriots are now outside Google. 214 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,460 Day in day out. 215 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:46,460 And uh- who were the flats lads? 216 00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:48,460 Real time flats lads. 217 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,460 Ehhhhhh. 218 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:54,460 What more can I say about that? 219 00:15:54,460 --> 00:16:04,460 I know that you're- you're- you're saying to me that's- that's bullshit and you're not giving me- or- what you're giving me is nothing. 220 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:11,460 But I mean- why could I- I- I got that scoop because it's someone who's anonymous you know. 221 00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:13,460 I can't- I can't dox them. 222 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:20,460 But we can get rid of these TVs here. 223 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:26,460 Harvey Norman kitted out the fuck out of days with a load of widescreens. 224 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:28,460 So we're gonna get rid of them. 225 00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:33,460 Pure 5k wraparound. 226 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:40,460 I'm going and buying a new pair of shades next week. 227 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:41,460 They're 5k. 228 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:46,460 When you put them on you see everything in 5k and you can zoom in on people's faces. 229 00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:49,460 And there's no loss in resolution. 230 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:55,460 I- I've got one of these here actually in the gaff. 231 00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:58,460 And I do 10 minutes a day in it. 232 00:16:58,460 --> 00:17:02,460 Fuck knows what it does. 233 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:03,460 Paperclip? 234 00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,460 Thank you very much paperclip. 235 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:07,460 For your glorious tip. 236 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,460 May glory be bestowed upon you and your children- and your children's children. 237 00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:12,460 For three months. 238 00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:14,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 239 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:16,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 240 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:18,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 241 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:20,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 242 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:22,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 243 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:23,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 244 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 245 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 246 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:26,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 247 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:27,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 248 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 249 00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:29,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 250 00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:30,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 251 00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:31,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 252 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 253 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:33,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 254 00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:34,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 255 00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:35,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 256 00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:36,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 257 00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:37,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 258 00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:38,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 259 00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:39,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 260 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:40,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 261 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 262 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 263 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:43,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 264 00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:44,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 265 00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:45,460 I'm gonna get rid of them. 266 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:55,460 Field of Elysium or Ring of Elysium has Chinese spyware and chaiware and the game is called... 267 00:17:55,460 --> 00:18:00,460 I can't remember the name of the company but it's the same Huawei sort of business. 268 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:01,460 They own... 269 00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:02,460 They own... 270 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:06,460 The makers of the game have the Chinese version of Facebook. 271 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:09,460 Google or something. 272 00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:12,460 Google. 273 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:16,140 Chee-boy. 274 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,460 Ten cent, that's it, yeah. 275 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,460 Thanks very much, Mark. 276 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,140 Mark with a C. 277 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,820 Going against the grain with a C. 278 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:30,760 At the end of the name. 279 00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:37,040 Very continental of you, Mark. 280 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:44,920 I have to say. 281 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,900 I'm more partial to the K marks than the C marks. 282 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,960 But I think you're sounding up anyway. 283 00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:56,240 I'm not fucking having a gorge here or anything, Mark. 284 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,020 I think you're sound, man. 285 00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:01,120 I think you're fucking lethal. 286 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:11,200 We discussed this part of the game last week. 287 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,540 And it is the, this is TV3. 288 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,560 The dark side. 289 00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:16,280 When you get into TV3. 290 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,440 This is what's behind the scenes. 291 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:24,420 This, this is what was powering Vincent Brown's green screen studio all those years. 292 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,400 That. 293 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:31,400 And it actually takes up the, the ESB bill is fucking huge. 294 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:32,760 Aye. 295 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:37,520 They have solar power, sure they have solar panels on the roof. 296 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,580 They do fuck all, man. 297 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,420 Because the sky is so grey and stuff. 298 00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,140 Charlie Wilds, thanks very much. 299 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:48,960 Aye. 300 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,020 Keep watching this level, man. 301 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:53,180 I'm going to rip it up with this gravity gun. 302 00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,180 Or anti-gravity gun. 303 00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:56,660 You're going to be in for a Charlie Wild ride. 304 00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:57,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 305 00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:57,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 306 00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:57,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 307 00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:58,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 308 00:19:58,660 --> 00:19:59,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 309 00:19:59,660 --> 00:19:59,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 310 00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:00,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 311 00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:01,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 312 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:02,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 313 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:03,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 314 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 315 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:05,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 316 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:06,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 317 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:07,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 318 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:08,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 319 00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:09,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 320 00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:10,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 321 00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:11,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 322 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:38,660 I'm going to rip it up with this. 323 00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:39,660 Thank you very much. 324 00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:42,660 Where's Connor Williams? 325 00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:43,660 I don't know. 326 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,660 He's been packed away in a box for a little bit. 327 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:49,660 But he's going to be back with some shit hot Formula One. 328 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:50,660 Accione. 329 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:53,660 And other sports too. 330 00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:54,660 And... 331 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:57,660 I don't know. 332 00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:59,660 I don't know. 333 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:01,660 I don't know. 334 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,660 I don't know when he'll be back though. 335 00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:04,660 Ian Kelly. 336 00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,660 Thank you very much Ian Kelly. 337 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:08,660 Father Ian Kelly. 338 00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:10,660 I'm only messing in. 339 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:12,660 You're probably not a priest are you? 340 00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:14,660 I wonder what the fucking... 341 00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:17,660 Ratio of priests to non-priests are watching. 342 00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:35,040 any tips for the race anaconda G balloons thank you very much anaconda G any tips for the racing 343 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:42,120 preferably only fellas 94 no Ian but there was a lag called patty racing yesterday would you 344 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:51,180 believe any didn't come in sweet beast mark thank you very much it's short from Marcus I see sorry about 345 00:21:51,180 --> 00:22:04,160 that mark my mistake really thought you were being continental look I'm fucking sorry man now we're into 346 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:17,300 the main Ballymount frame here we go for another another fucking party political broadcast from 347 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:23,220 fucking the the the man himself 348 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:33,720 and not as we have narrowly defined ourselves but as something greater than we could ever imagine 349 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:43,460 something we can now only begin to glimpse right cheers for that 350 00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:55,520 there's a nice bit of bounce on these tellies 5k Harvey Norman jobs nice bit of bounce off them 351 00:22:55,520 --> 00:23:11,900 yeah w w e e e e waste disposal electrical waste situations 352 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:17,060 and you can get them sure you can get them on amazon for fucking 353 00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:22,280 30 quid they hold they're the clamps that you can screw into the wall 354 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:27,100 if you're renting if you can't fucking do it man you have to run it by the landlords you know 355 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:32,020 but if you if you're a home if you if you own that wall then you can fucking do it man like you know 356 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:36,460 if you want to do that you can do that like you know you can do that and if you want to fill in 357 00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:41,700 the screw holes then after the fucking hole has been made just get yourself a bit of filler like you know 358 00:23:41,700 --> 00:24:00,520 the landlord wouldn't let me put a clamp on the wall so i put a fucking clamp on his wheel of his car 359 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:10,260 and he said you're gonna have to take that off and i said you're gonna have to fuck off 360 00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:14,660 What is this? 361 00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:20,140 What is this? 362 00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:25,060 Fucking hell. 363 00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:31,320 What the hell is this? 364 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:42,280 What is this? 365 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,080 Game volume is too loud. 366 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,200 Timothy O'Flynn. 367 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,720 Timoth- Timothy. 368 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:55,040 I'm gonna crack that for you now, Tim. 369 00:24:55,040 --> 00:25:01,600 Sorry for deafening you there. 370 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:13,240 Fucking iPod Nano, man. 371 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,840 Can you say hi to my buddy Mike? 372 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,380 He fell on hard times and hard to sell his computer. 373 00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:19,880 He's watching from the library. 374 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,800 Hey Mike, hope you fucking sell that computer, man. 375 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,200 Big time. 376 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:31,200 I hope you sell it and I hope that you get good money for it. 377 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,760 We're thinking about you and your computer, Mark. 378 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,100 We're all thinking about that computer. 379 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:38,360 Best of luck. 380 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,360 Cheers, Mark. 381 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,360 Good luck. 382 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:45,360 Thanks, Mark. 383 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,860 Cheers, Mark. 384 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:49,820 Thanks for watching, Mark, from the library, Mark. 385 00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:50,820 Cheers. 386 00:25:50,820 --> 00:25:53,360 Thanks, Mark. 387 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,360 Hello. 388 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:54,360 Hello. 389 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,360 My name is Cucumber. 390 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,360 Ever think about doing stand-up? 391 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:59,360 Genuinely would pay to see you do a gig. 392 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,920 Gotta promise to bust out the hard slime jokes. 393 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,920 I don't know. 394 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:06,920 Maybe in the future. 395 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:06,920 Maybe in the future. 396 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:06,920 Maybe in the future. 397 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,920 There was some in the future. 398 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,920 As poor P. Flynn would say in the future. 399 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,480 But I did some last year or two years ago. 400 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,480 Thank you very much, veteran weed man. 401 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,480 Thank you very much as well. 402 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,480 My name is Cucumber. 403 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,480 Thank you. 404 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,480 Thank you. 405 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:26,480 But if I do do some, then I'll let you know about it on the stream, I'd say. 406 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:27,480 Definitely would. 407 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,480 Definitely. 408 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,480 Do this. 409 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,480 Do a bit of that. 410 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,480 I'll do a bit of stand-up like this. 411 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,480 See those lads? 412 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,480 No stand-up anymore. 413 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,480 It's just lying down from here on in lads. 414 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,480 I wonder will you do Vicar Street doing the lie down, will you? 415 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,860 Will you do Vicar Street from down there, hey? 416 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,500 Fucking hell. 417 00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:51,240 This is not good. 418 00:26:51,240 --> 00:27:13,780 I think we're back, are we? 419 00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:20,780 Okay. 420 00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:37,000 Oh, you know. 421 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:40,580 There was a raid, was there? 422 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:48,000 Spetsnaz, the Gordy, Airboat.ie, Tencent with the Chinese spyware. 423 00:27:49,000 --> 00:28:02,580 Max Darwin, Paperclip Productions, the DUP, the UVF, General Daugherty, Technical Gremlins, 424 00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:12,900 Sinn Féin, Spiders, Black Mesa, the Russians, Black Russian the Drink, White Russian the Drink, 425 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:17,580 and TV3, and Fantine. 426 00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:31,440 Gave me enough time to go and get a packet of fruit and nut mix out the cupboard. 427 00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:33,840 I told you it would come back. 428 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:34,840 I knew it would come back. 429 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:38,020 There was never any doubt that the stream would not come back. 430 00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:49,220 Fruit and nut mix. 431 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,500 Fruit and nut mix by Alesto. 432 00:28:53,500 --> 00:29:12,800 It is too late to invest in Hobbs coin, Fat Shaggy. 433 00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:14,160 The ship has sailed. 434 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:27,420 Yeah, the Alesto bags are massive. 435 00:29:27,980 --> 00:29:30,660 Great big bag of Alesto nuts and fruit. 436 00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:43,260 Did you know that Alesto is named after the DJ Alesto as well, who's going to be playing, 437 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:47,880 he played live Sonar Festival in Barcelona. 438 00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:53,320 He's going to be rocking the main stage at Electric Picnic. 439 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,320 Mmm. 440 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:14,940 Ears are you heard. 441 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,660 Wash that down with a crisp San Celestino. 442 00:30:21,380 --> 00:30:22,400 You know the score. 443 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,360 Mmm. 444 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:28,980 San Celestino. 445 00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:32,680 Sparkling mineral water. 446 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:37,120 From the Alpine regions of the northern Italian Alpine region. 447 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,060 Known as the Alps in the north of Italy. 448 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,000 Mmm. 449 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,360 Absolutely fantastic. 450 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,720 San Celestino. 451 00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:53,200 Feel the thrill of the fizz as you twist the cap. 452 00:30:57,980 --> 00:31:00,300 And then, get ready for a head rush. 453 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:01,800 Monumental. 454 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:09,360 As the crisp, bubbling Celestino splashes against the back of your mouth. 455 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,360 Oh. 456 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:15,460 Oh. 457 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,200 H2O has never tasted this good. 458 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:25,120 Whoa. 459 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,020 Only the best. 460 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,600 Goes into every bottle of San Celestino. 461 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:38,780 Drink it through your nose. 462 00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:40,960 It's the only way to fully live. 463 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,700 Says Max Darwin. 464 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,240 That's a whole new experience. 465 00:31:44,340 --> 00:31:45,560 We might try that one of the days. 466 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,740 But I'd say that we won't. 467 00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:49,660 But I won't. 468 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,380 I'll leave it open just so that you might think that it'll happen. 469 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,020 So that you keep coming back to the stream. 470 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:56,580 George Foreman's Shen Muesli. 471 00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,500 Thank you very much for that. 472 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,700 I don't know if you heard that. 473 00:32:06,820 --> 00:32:09,360 But I mean, I just hope that you didn't. 474 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,420 Thank you for your noise. 475 00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:14,540 Hello. 476 00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:15,660 My name is Cucumber. 477 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,440 Thank you very much. 478 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:20,380 And eating the cheap little shy tut tut. 479 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,060 But it's not bad. 480 00:32:23,220 --> 00:32:23,780 Like, it's good. 481 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:24,840 It's good stuff. 482 00:32:25,660 --> 00:32:26,440 Some of the stuff. 483 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,580 I'm not promoting Lidl or anything like that. 484 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,260 But some of the stuff there is fucking class. 485 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,220 Thank you very much, Caltrin C. 486 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:41,180 Thank you very much. 487 00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:46,640 Look at those boys. 488 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:47,120 Bah! 489 00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:48,500 This is how we do it. 490 00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:51,560 This is how we do it. 491 00:32:52,060 --> 00:32:54,220 This is how we do it. 492 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,940 This is how we do it. 493 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,960 This is how we do it. 494 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,500 This is how we do it. 495 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,240 This is how we do it. 496 00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:04,700 Fucking hell. 497 00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:12,280 Fuck. 498 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:12,340 Fuck. 499 00:33:21,860 --> 00:33:22,380 Hmm. 500 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,680 Thank you very much. 501 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,420 My name is Cucumber again. 502 00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:33,060 Yeah. 503 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:37,160 George Feely was, uh, led us on the stage at the boiler room. 504 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,160 And he's the functopus. 505 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,780 George Feely is the functopus. 506 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,880 The ministry of funk. 507 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:48,220 And if you're ever at one of his sets, believe you and me, you will get funked up. 508 00:33:48,220 --> 00:34:06,920 Those guys are worshipping the spider from fucking, uh, whatchamacallit. 509 00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:08,020 War of the Worlds. 510 00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:10,020 War of the Worlds. 511 00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:21,760 I think this might be the best way to do it. 512 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,020 Blast them off the fucking wall at the thing. 513 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,700 This is the George Feely functopus special. 514 00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,320 This is how it's done. 515 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,380 This is the boiler room set. 516 00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:45,700 Yeah. 517 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:48,260 Yes. 518 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,360 That's what you want. 519 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,060 Oh, no. 520 00:34:55,060 --> 00:35:23,580 Thanks very much, Ian Kelly and boxes of Cobra Toxin. 521 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:28,600 Fuck. 522 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:28,640 Fuck. 523 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,960 And hello, my name is Cucumber. 524 00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:33,740 Thank you very much. 525 00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:40,420 Hello, my name is Cucumber. 526 00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:40,860 Thank you. 527 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,000 Fuck. 528 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,560 Fuck. 529 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,960 Right, we'll get back to it anyway. Oh 530 00:35:47,260 --> 00:35:52,180 Look it all saved baby see his legs. I'm stripping them of his legs 531 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:59,160 Leg stripper 3d for the mega drive. They're bringing it out again in a remastered edition state 532 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:04,280 It's gonna be a real ball blaster of a game 16-bit madness 533 00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:07,540 16 pure bits 534 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,560 16 cool bits 535 00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:14,460 wonder if when they made the 536 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,560 The watch him call it the mega driver the Genesis. Oh 537 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:26,300 Thank you very much Maria Walsh MEP and pumpkin headed fiddler has anybody seen the pumpkin headed man? 538 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:28,300 He plays the fiddle and he's in a band 539 00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:32,220 He's a good guy good friend of mine. I don't have the picture of him here anymore 540 00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:35,220 just in case 541 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:41,080 Will you be playing half-life two episodes one to three? I will yeah, because it's a class game never played this game for its class 542 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:47,960 game fantastic game one of the best games and you need great determination tenacity and 543 00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:53,460 You need a big heart to play the game 544 00:36:56,260 --> 00:37:06,820 Ian kelly are the Brits at it again? I'd say they are someone made a website called the brits are the Brits at it dot ie or dot com and you can check on whether or not the Brits are at it 545 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,480 yeah 546 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,780 Now iPhone screen man is gone who who away I? 547 00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:16,840 I bought a who who away phone there man 548 00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:19,820 It takes class pictures man 549 00:37:21,580 --> 00:37:28,220 Sold it then the next day and bought it back at a higher price cuz it's so cool as a phone 550 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,360 Where am I going now? 551 00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:35,940 Maybe we take some of these orb? 552 00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:39,740 Orbital 553 00:37:39,740 --> 00:37:41,740 Phil Hartnell from Orbital 554 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,080 Roy Orbison 555 00:37:51,340 --> 00:37:57,420 Thanks very much Maria Warsh pumpkin headed fiddler Ian Kelly boxes of Cobra toxin and cucumber 556 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,560 And half-life three never 557 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,560 Half-life three never 558 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,680 Half-life three never 559 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,020 Thank you very much half-life three never 560 00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:19,520 Half-life three never 561 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:49,500 I don't know. 562 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:51,820 Huh? 563 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,340 Back to this again. 564 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,720 We don't need to go into this again, do we? 565 00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:04,980 We do. 566 00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:06,260 We fucking do. 567 00:39:09,940 --> 00:39:11,040 Jordan Crawley. 568 00:39:11,180 --> 00:39:12,140 How the hell are you? 569 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,020 Thank you very much. 570 00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:16,180 It's great to have you. 571 00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:19,000 And you greatly enhanced your reputation the last day. 572 00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:22,680 And you're listening to me Crawley so you can see whether I'm right or I'm wrong. 573 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:24,880 Fucking hell. 574 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:25,840 Look at this. 575 00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:30,060 Creepus Crawlis. 576 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,340 Now we're getting lasered now. 577 00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:50,400 How are you, Murph? 578 00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:53,200 Thank you very much for the Smurf. 579 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,280 Will you play Call of Duty someday? 580 00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:58,800 Yeah. 581 00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:00,020 Yeah. 582 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,640 What's the scene like now on... 583 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,720 I have the last Black Ops on PS4. 584 00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:09,380 Call of Duty Blackout. 585 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:11,160 Is it worth it? 586 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:13,840 Should I go back on that again? 587 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,940 Or should I just wait until the... 588 00:40:17,940 --> 00:40:21,900 The new Modern Warfare is out. 589 00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:24,480 Bodybag Central. 590 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,220 Bushed out the body bags. 591 00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:28,080 I want the whole town to see me. 592 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,360 Yeah. 593 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:29,360 Yeah. 594 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:39,280 That's what put me off. 595 00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:41,280 One big micro transaction. 596 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,100 Just games that are just fucking money spinners. 597 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,460 And constant updates to... 598 00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:48,920 And the updates are shite. 599 00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:49,720 It's like... 600 00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,360 Oh, you got a brand new skin for your character. 601 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,520 Don't care, man. 602 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:54,540 You don't even see him anyway. 603 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:55,220 It's first person. 604 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:56,220 Like... 605 00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:57,300 Just so that you can... 606 00:40:57,300 --> 00:41:00,040 You've got a character that does... 607 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,720 You press the fucking analog stick. 608 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,040 And he throws some sweets out. 609 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:04,720 Who cares about that, man? 610 00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:06,540 That's for children. 611 00:41:06,820 --> 00:41:08,500 And the game's an 18 rated game. 612 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,240 And they're making children... 613 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,120 Style updates to the game. 614 00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:13,600 That don't even fucking matter. 615 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:15,760 Ech. 616 00:41:22,620 --> 00:41:25,620 Cod, chips, and a fucking big bottle of Coke. 617 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:26,460 Thank you very much. 618 00:41:26,460 --> 00:41:31,180 Any skins? 619 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,100 Yeah, Activision. 620 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,380 Any skins, Gordon? 621 00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:37,660 Oh, man. 622 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,140 Here we go. 623 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,100 It's your one. 624 00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:44,340 Don't struggle. 625 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:45,480 It's no use. 626 00:41:46,860 --> 00:41:49,380 Until you're where he wants you, there's nothing you can do. 627 00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:49,880 Yeah? 628 00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:51,200 Any skins, Gordon? 629 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,400 I'm sorry, Gordon. 630 00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:55,780 Any skins, is there? 631 00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:58,560 I'm still in the... 632 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,460 I'm still in my mobile monopod. 633 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,580 But I got off Amazon.co.uk. 634 00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:15,380 Oh, no. 635 00:42:15,380 --> 00:42:15,880 Here we go. 636 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:17,320 Batman. 637 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:17,740 Batman. 638 00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:19,420 What I've seen is also beyond words... 639 00:42:19,420 --> 00:42:20,380 Batman Juju. 640 00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:21,300 Genocide. 641 00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:23,300 Indescribable evil. 642 00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:24,980 Good God. 643 00:42:24,980 --> 00:42:26,140 Good God. 644 00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,260 Well, if it isn't Gordon Freeman at last. 645 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,060 Oh, no. 646 00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:31,660 It's the man. 647 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,980 It's the sound lab. 648 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,020 Thank you very much. 649 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:34,900 My name... 650 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,320 My name is Cucumber. 651 00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:39,580 I live on the second shelf of your fridge. 652 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,020 Don't hear... 653 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:42,340 Don't... 654 00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:45,320 If you hear a noise, don't ask me what it's all about. 655 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,100 It's probably a jar of sprouts falling out. 656 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,060 Thanks very much for that. 657 00:42:56,180 --> 00:42:57,760 Just go back to talking shite. 658 00:42:58,140 --> 00:42:59,240 Balanasham, thank you. 659 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,740 Just go back to talking shite over Modern Warfare 3. 660 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,960 The new ones are all bollocks. 661 00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:06,600 Only thing they add is a new color for your gun. 662 00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:07,560 So it's pink. 663 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:08,600 And... 664 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:09,080 Yeah, very... 665 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:09,860 I'll put it over there. 666 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:11,300 Thank you very much. 667 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,160 You... 668 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,260 Have my gratitude, doctor. 669 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,140 How are you getting on? 670 00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:18,780 First you lead me straight to the doorstep of my oldest friend. 671 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,280 Then you deliver yourself. 672 00:43:22,380 --> 00:43:28,600 If I'd known you were going to come straight up to my office, I wouldn't have bothered hunting you in the first place. 673 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:29,040 Yeah. 674 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:30,300 Indescribable skins. 675 00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:36,020 Both of you in my keeping ensures I can dictate the terms of any bargain I care to make for the combine. 676 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,820 I'll swap you some Alashtor. 677 00:43:38,540 --> 00:43:39,180 Dr. Brink. 678 00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:40,340 For a Tiestor seating. 679 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:41,480 Yes, Judith. 680 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:42,180 What is it? 681 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:47,400 The bargain we should be making is for Eli's life so he can continue his research. 682 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:48,420 You got it, punk. 683 00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:50,580 Thanks to you, we have everything we need in that regard. 684 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:54,520 You're more than qualified to finish his research yourself. 685 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:56,440 What neither you nor... 686 00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:05,300 I find it funny that amidst this whole citadel kind of thing, they've put down some nice carpets. 687 00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:12,980 They went to right price tiles or whatever, wherever it is that you get your carpets. 688 00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:16,460 Did they do carpets in right price tiles? 689 00:44:16,460 --> 00:44:31,280 Thank you for your glorious tip. 690 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:33,360 Howie Ninja Gamer. 691 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:39,200 Grandpa still playing with his science set he got from Teshko in 1950 when it was half price. 692 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,240 Are the Brits at it again? 693 00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:44,420 Dot com. 694 00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:45,460 Yes. 695 00:44:45,660 --> 00:44:50,900 Our sources have confirmed that the Brits are indeed at it again. 696 00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:53,900 It's been zero days since the Brits were last at it. 697 00:44:54,740 --> 00:44:55,680 Thank you very much. 698 00:44:58,060 --> 00:45:00,840 Thanks very much for the carpet information as well, guys. 699 00:45:01,060 --> 00:45:02,980 You're really saving my skin on this one. 700 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:10,700 What else was I going to fucking say to you? 701 00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:15,120 Oh yeah. 702 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:20,200 I struggled to say sauce then because it was source. 703 00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:24,020 But yesterday on the stream, I don't know if you were watching, I had a fucking breakdown. 704 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,440 I couldn't say the word anonymity. 705 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,460 I don't know if you've ever done a stream out there, guys. 706 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:41,900 But if you've ever done a stream and you fucking can't say a word, it's really embarrassing. 707 00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:49,660 Especially if you keep going back to trying it and you have to pause the stream to look it up and then see it in fragments. 708 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,340 And this is a word that I've said multiple times in my lifetime. 709 00:45:56,540 --> 00:45:58,480 It's embarrassing, Ninja Gamer 2000. 710 00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:58,900 It is. 711 00:45:59,040 --> 00:45:59,820 It's embarrassing. 712 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,240 Guinness shites. 713 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,280 Thank you very much. 714 00:46:11,540 --> 00:46:12,280 Serious question. 715 00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:13,640 Do you take sugar in your tea? 716 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:17,160 No, man. 717 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,360 I used to when I was a child. 718 00:46:19,580 --> 00:46:21,000 But I don't anymore as an adult. 719 00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:25,720 Sometimes I'll put a sugar in though. 720 00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:29,360 When I want to go wild. 721 00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:33,380 Thanks for the tip. 722 00:46:34,580 --> 00:46:36,260 I'll buy a pack of sugar with that. 723 00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:42,120 All I can do is convince that rabble in the streets to give up their senseless struggle. 724 00:46:42,860 --> 00:46:47,200 Yet Eli refuses to speak the words that would save them all. 725 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:47,860 Save them. 726 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,260 Tommy Flynn. 727 00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:52,900 I have a really tough exam on classical literature coming up. 728 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,440 Virgil and the boys. 729 00:46:56,860 --> 00:46:57,680 In Spanish. 730 00:46:59,380 --> 00:47:00,960 But I'd rather watch yourself. 731 00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:03,020 You made a great choice. 732 00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:05,160 It's a fucking great choice you've made there. 733 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:10,160 And remember this when you're stuck on your classical exam in Espanol the next day. 734 00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:11,820 Remember this. 735 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:33,900 Virgil was the lad in the... 736 00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:37,420 Virgil was the fella in... 737 00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:39,760 Fucking thunderbirds. 738 00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:42,220 Maybe you should watch a bit of that. 739 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:43,380 For what? 740 00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:44,460 The puppet lads. 741 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:44,960 Eli. 742 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,800 If you won't do the right thing for the good of all people. 743 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,800 Maybe you'll do it for one of them. 744 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:54,480 Alex. 745 00:47:55,180 --> 00:47:55,680 Honey! 746 00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:56,180 Dad! 747 00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,180 Gordon? 748 00:47:58,180 --> 00:47:59,180 Thank you! 749 00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:01,180 God damn you! Will you let it go? 750 00:48:01,180 --> 00:48:02,180 Steven Murphy, thank you. 751 00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:04,180 That's all up to you, my old friend. 752 00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:09,180 Will you let your stubborn short-sightedness doom the entire species, or... 753 00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:13,180 Will you give your child the chance your mother never had? 754 00:48:13,180 --> 00:48:16,180 How dare you even mention her? 755 00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:21,180 Alex, my dear, you have your mother's eyes, but your father's stubborn nature. 756 00:48:21,180 --> 00:48:22,180 Yeah. 757 00:48:22,180 --> 00:48:25,180 You ain't seen nothing yet. 758 00:48:25,180 --> 00:48:26,180 Bum, bum. 759 00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:29,180 B-b-b-b-baby, you ain't seen nothing yet. 760 00:48:29,180 --> 00:48:33,180 If that's the worst you can do, send us both through your portal. 761 00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:35,180 Oh, it's hardly the worst. 762 00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:38,180 But you might find that hard to believe once you get there. 763 00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:40,180 It isn't necessary. 764 00:48:40,180 --> 00:48:42,180 I agree, it's a total waste. 765 00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:47,180 Fortunately, the Resistance has shown it is willing to accept the new leader. 766 00:48:47,180 --> 00:48:49,180 Thank you very much, Anaconda G. 767 00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:52,180 It's an absolute pleasure to be here in the TV3 building. 768 00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:59,180 They say humans are social animals, they can't live alone. 769 00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:04,180 But you can live pretty well by yourself. 770 00:49:04,180 --> 00:49:14,180 I tell you, instead of feeling alone in a group, it's better to have real solitude all by yourself. 771 00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:15,180 Oh, yeah. 772 00:49:15,180 --> 00:49:16,180 Oh, what's a crack? 773 00:49:16,180 --> 00:49:17,180 Yo, what's a crack? 774 00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:18,180 Francis is back again. 775 00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:23,180 Better put some sun cream on, cause these lyrics are about to burn your bum. 776 00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:33,180 You don't want to end up, and cover up as well, your front and arms and back. 777 00:49:33,180 --> 00:49:36,180 Otherwise, you'll end up with a burnt backer rack. 778 00:49:38,180 --> 00:49:42,180 Anaconda GZ in the heezy with the 420 baby. 779 00:49:42,180 --> 00:49:44,180 That's plenty. 780 00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:47,180 Gonna go and play this Half-Life game again. 781 00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:49,180 The fun never ends. 782 00:49:51,180 --> 00:49:52,180 What's a crack? 783 00:49:53,180 --> 00:49:54,180 Any scandal? 784 00:49:55,180 --> 00:49:56,180 In Iraq. 785 00:49:57,180 --> 00:50:00,180 Is there peace now there or what? 786 00:50:01,180 --> 00:50:04,180 Shout out to all my players out in Fallujah. 787 00:50:08,180 --> 00:50:10,180 Playing with their Wooja boards. 788 00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:12,180 And the Woo-Doo kids out in Basra. 789 00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:15,180 We got a snake crew. 790 00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:21,180 A snake crew out there in fucking Fatmandu too. 791 00:50:21,180 --> 00:50:22,180 And that's okay. 792 00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:25,180 If you want to go climb Everest, you can go that way. 793 00:50:25,180 --> 00:50:26,180 I know there's a Sherpa. 794 00:50:27,180 --> 00:50:29,180 I know a Sherpa who lives out there. 795 00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:30,180 His name is Kerpa. 796 00:50:31,180 --> 00:50:34,180 He likes to bring you up the mountain with a yak. 797 00:50:35,180 --> 00:50:36,180 On a yak's back. 798 00:50:37,180 --> 00:50:39,180 You can only go to base camp on the yak. 799 00:50:40,180 --> 00:50:42,180 They won't let you go any further. 800 00:50:42,180 --> 00:50:45,180 Unless you turn back on the back of the yak. 801 00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:48,180 But don't get stuck up there. 802 00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:50,180 Because it's dangerous. 803 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:52,180 They don't let helicopters go up there. 804 00:50:52,180 --> 00:50:53,180 Because it's con- 805 00:50:53,180 --> 00:50:54,180 Contangious. 806 00:50:55,180 --> 00:50:55,180 Ah fuck it. 807 00:50:56,180 --> 00:50:57,180 Fuck it. 808 00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:58,180 Sorry about that. 809 00:50:59,180 --> 00:51:00,180 Sorry about that. 810 00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:01,180 The fucking rhyme. 811 00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:04,180 I'm just not feeling the rhymes there at the moment. 812 00:51:06,180 --> 00:51:07,180 I was trying to do the- 813 00:51:07,180 --> 00:51:08,180 I liked the- 814 00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:09,180 The beat was savage. 815 00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:11,180 I was a savage beat. 816 00:51:12,180 --> 00:51:13,180 Fucked it up though. 817 00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:19,180 Great flow. 818 00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:20,180 It was a great flow. 819 00:51:20,180 --> 00:51:21,180 You know I had the great flow. 820 00:51:24,180 --> 00:51:25,180 Ah fuck it. 821 00:51:25,180 --> 00:51:25,500 focus. 822 00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:46,180 I'm pawn for those who control him. 823 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:46,660 No. 824 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,320 Don't listen to him, Gordon. 825 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,460 How about it, Dr. Freeman? 826 00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:52,800 Did you realize your contract was open to the highest bidder? 827 00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:54,120 I'm on... 828 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:55,260 I thought I was on payroll. 829 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:06,340 Mamu Samurugachi. 830 00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:07,920 Thank you very much, Tamagachi. 831 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,640 I made a little song for you. 832 00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,620 Peep, if you get the time, I will have a look. 833 00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:13,360 Thank you very much. 834 00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:20,940 I thank Santa Contagy and Stephen Murphy from Guinness Shites. 835 00:52:23,060 --> 00:52:24,060 I'll never do alone. 836 00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:25,920 We're stopping you. 837 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:26,880 Yes. 838 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:29,740 Guards, get in here. 839 00:52:32,860 --> 00:52:34,680 They know you betrayed them. 840 00:52:34,740 --> 00:52:35,620 They'll turn on you. 841 00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:37,960 Judith, Dr. Mossman, please. 842 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:38,960 I'm sorry, Wallace. 843 00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:41,100 You're all out of time. 844 00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:43,060 Don't... 845 00:52:45,740 --> 00:52:54,220 Dad or dad? 846 00:52:54,220 --> 00:52:54,220 Dad or dad? 847 00:52:54,220 --> 00:52:54,740 Is this... 848 00:52:54,740 --> 00:52:56,480 Is that her father? 849 00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:01,980 Jesus. 850 00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:03,980 Dad. 851 00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:03,980 Dad. 852 00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:06,920 Oh, no, no, no. 853 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,140 Don't worry about me, honey. 854 00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:09,540 There's no time, Alex. 855 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:10,620 He's on his way to the portal. 856 00:53:11,340 --> 00:53:12,140 You'll need this. 857 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:18,480 Dr. Mossman, Judith, look after my father. 858 00:53:19,380 --> 00:53:19,780 Delith. 859 00:53:20,460 --> 00:53:21,140 Delith you. 860 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,400 Dad, I'm not saying goodbye. 861 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:24,880 Never. 862 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:26,800 Thank you very much. 863 00:53:27,260 --> 00:53:27,900 Come on, Gordon. 864 00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:29,220 Let's go. 865 00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:29,760 My girl. 866 00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:31,880 Are we off, are we? 867 00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:34,180 Let's get moving. 868 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:35,080 See you later, anyway. 869 00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:37,060 It was nice meeting you. 870 00:53:37,060 --> 00:53:37,740 I'm not meeting you again. 871 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:38,140 Yeah. 872 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:43,520 Indian Tommy. 873 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:44,340 Thank you very much. 874 00:53:46,780 --> 00:53:49,400 That little statue bust of himself made in the thing. 875 00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:53,580 And another one to boot at the other side in case he got bored of looking at that one. 876 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,340 I think I'm going to get them of myself. 877 00:53:58,660 --> 00:54:00,280 Do you know who makes busts, no? 878 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,280 We haven't known each other very long, but... 879 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,520 I know you didn't have to do this. 880 00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:06,080 Yeah. 881 00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,600 I had to rescue my father, but you... 882 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,880 Yeah, well, I had to complete the game. 883 00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:13,880 Thanks for coming after me. 884 00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:14,880 I didn't mean to. 885 00:54:14,940 --> 00:54:15,820 I wanted to complete the game. 886 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:16,680 Hey, listen. 887 00:54:18,020 --> 00:54:18,660 That's him. 888 00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,220 The portal destination is untenable. 889 00:54:22,220 --> 00:54:23,780 You can set the wall up here. 890 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,540 Thank you very much, Cucumber. 891 00:54:26,940 --> 00:54:27,940 You're hanging, are you? 892 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,340 There he is. 893 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,540 Thank you very much. 894 00:54:31,940 --> 00:54:35,100 And I'll let you know if there's any live stuff going on. 895 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,040 You have to watch the stream, though. 896 00:54:37,060 --> 00:54:37,460 Do you know what I mean? 897 00:54:37,660 --> 00:54:37,940 Fucking... 898 00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:39,820 Can't let you know. 899 00:54:39,980 --> 00:54:40,340 I'm fucking... 900 00:54:40,340 --> 00:54:40,740 I don't... 901 00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:42,460 I'm not coming to your gap, like... 902 00:54:42,460 --> 00:54:43,220 But thank you very much. 903 00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:43,800 Not again! 904 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,540 This guy is an absolute tutor. 905 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,420 He doesn't have a clue, does he? 906 00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:56,680 I wonder where he's going. 907 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:02,640 Brainschlug. 908 00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:03,980 Thank you very much, Brainschlug. 909 00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:05,680 Are you heading to Independence tomorrow? 910 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:06,460 I haven't. 911 00:55:06,860 --> 00:55:07,640 But have a nice time. 912 00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:07,740 This is a Citadel's... 913 00:55:07,740 --> 00:55:08,340 ...reactor. 914 00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:11,400 It powers their tunneling entanglement device. 915 00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:14,220 We'll never have a chance like this again. 916 00:55:14,540 --> 00:55:15,260 Let's do it, man. 917 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,560 We've got to stop Dr. Breen. 918 00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:17,300 Let's do it. 919 00:55:17,740 --> 00:55:18,620 Let's stop this guy. 920 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:19,860 He's a megalomaniac. 921 00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:22,580 He's an asshole. 922 00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:24,060 I can't shut it down. 923 00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,340 Looks like he's turned over control to the other side. 924 00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:27,900 Yeah. 925 00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:31,480 You'll have to go into the core and do what you can. 926 00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:33,580 Well, send me to the core, so... 927 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:35,480 Get in the elevator and I'll let you in. 928 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:36,000 Okay. 929 00:55:37,300 --> 00:55:38,720 Don't forget to be able to use it. 930 00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,240 Charge up the suit. 931 00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:47,160 F6 all the way. 932 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:48,400 Do your worst, Gordon. 933 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:49,240 I will, yeah. 934 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:51,080 But... 935 00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:51,940 Be careful. 936 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:53,000 See you later. 937 00:56:00,260 --> 00:56:01,780 My name is Cucumber. 938 00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:05,000 I live on the second shelf of your fridge. 939 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:25,280 Yeah. 940 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:25,380 Yeah. 941 00:56:29,540 --> 00:56:30,980 Bit of leisure time, is it? 942 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:33,860 Fucking pleasure time, more like. 943 00:56:33,860 --> 00:56:39,860 If the singularity collapses, I will be far away from here, in another universe as a matter of fact. 944 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,140 Fuck you, man. 945 00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:45,380 You, a million will be destroyed in every way it is possible to be destroyed. 946 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,400 And even in some which are essentially impossible. 947 00:56:48,540 --> 00:56:49,560 This guy is scum. 948 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:51,500 What the hell? 949 00:56:52,940 --> 00:56:54,380 I don't know. Come on, I told you. 950 00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:57,640 You might be heading to the next dimension, but I'm gonna fuck up your TVs. 951 00:56:59,380 --> 00:57:00,760 Explain that one to the landlord. 952 00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:09,340 Try explaining that one to the landlord, hey. 953 00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,900 Fucking TV ripped off the wall. 954 00:57:12,180 --> 00:57:13,560 Ripped a chunk out the wall, man. 955 00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:16,520 Is that a bit loud, is it? 956 00:57:16,860 --> 00:57:17,720 Turn that down again. 957 00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:22,380 Maybe you can jump on top of these things or something. 958 00:57:23,580 --> 00:57:24,780 Oh, or do this. 959 00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:28,880 Nice bit of F6 in as well. 960 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:34,800 Bah. Bah. 961 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,820 My name is Fluky. 962 00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:43,580 My name is Fluka. 963 00:57:46,260 --> 00:57:47,640 I drink Sambuka. 964 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:51,460 I'm pissed out on the... 965 00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:52,580 second floor. 966 00:57:56,700 --> 00:57:58,200 I drank Sambuka. 967 00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,860 I passed out on the second floor. 968 00:58:07,180 --> 00:58:09,040 They called the Gardie. 969 00:58:13,180 --> 00:58:16,680 Said I can't drink it anymore. 970 00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:21,400 Said that I caused too much shite. 971 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,560 You just caused too much shite. 972 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,560 You just caused too much shite. 973 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,380 You just caused too much shite. 974 00:58:32,380 --> 00:58:35,020 Maybe I'll take this and shoot them at that. 975 00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:38,880 Bit of this. 976 00:58:39,540 --> 00:58:40,260 Bit of that. 977 00:58:44,660 --> 00:58:50,020 I don't know what you can pass on the road to achieve apart from your own annihilation. 978 00:58:51,220 --> 00:58:54,180 Mutual. Mutual annihilation. 979 00:59:10,740 --> 00:59:11,700 Futile is it? 980 00:59:11,700 --> 00:59:13,860 He's bluffing. Don't miss him. 981 00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:17,760 The futility of man. 982 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,440 Fuck you. 983 00:59:31,660 --> 00:59:34,900 Great. Oh no, Breen started his ascent. 984 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,040 Breen's after you. 985 00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,280 He started to send it, the cut. 986 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,820 He's coming. Breen's on the come down, man. 987 00:59:46,540 --> 00:59:48,580 Yourself and Breen would make a good team, man. 988 00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:50,540 Do you want to link up next Tuesday? 989 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:02,700 Fuck. 990 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:03,680 Huh? 991 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,180 There was a health suit. There was a health suit back there. 992 01:00:07,620 --> 01:00:09,060 Thank you very much, Breen's slug. 993 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:12,120 Keep going. 994 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,260 I drink Sambuca. 995 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:20,040 Oh. 996 01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,080 We have to ride this fucking thing again. 997 01:00:26,420 --> 01:00:28,020 Thank you very much, Breen's slug. 998 01:00:32,020 --> 01:00:33,480 Slug of the brain, yeah. 999 01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,180 You want to watch out for the fucking slugs and the brain, man. 1000 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,000 They're cunts. 1001 01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:50,160 I could have just gone over like that, right? 1002 01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:54,660 Oh, he's in there. 1003 01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:55,540 Breen's in there, look. 1004 01:00:57,220 --> 01:00:57,980 Yeah, Breen. 1005 01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:06,220 How are you Breen, man? 1006 01:01:11,340 --> 01:01:12,040 What do I do? 1007 01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:13,600 What am I meant to do? 1008 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:17,160 Back. 1009 01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:22,140 Fuck. 1010 01:01:22,140 --> 01:01:35,640 Air Baby 10 is after it. 1011 01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:40,840 Gordon Gekko. 1012 01:01:43,380 --> 01:01:45,020 Stick that up your Gekko, man. 1013 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,300 Tokay Gekko out in Thailand. 1014 01:01:49,820 --> 01:01:51,060 Makes a fucking funny sound. 1015 01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:51,700 Look. 1016 01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:59,560 Are you still with us, Dr. Freeman? 1017 01:01:59,780 --> 01:02:00,280 I am. 1018 01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:01,760 I can hear you loud and clear. 1019 01:02:01,860 --> 01:02:02,500 Line 4. 1020 01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:03,440 Breen. 1021 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:05,160 Oh, hello, Breen. 1022 01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:08,080 Good evening, Gay. 1023 01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:10,900 Breen Cox MEP here. 1024 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:18,920 Oh, hello, Paccox. 1025 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:19,660 Portal, is it? 1026 01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:28,000 Oh, my God. 1027 01:02:28,780 --> 01:02:29,820 The portal's opening. 1028 01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:30,860 Portal, is it? 1029 01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:33,060 Let's do this. 1030 01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:36,280 Let's do this. 1031 01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,260 I play portal, I know what to do. 1032 01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:42,260 I hope you said your farewells. 1033 01:02:43,620 --> 01:02:44,120 Huh? 1034 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:48,500 No. 1035 01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:58,400 Fuck. 1036 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:07,920 This is like using a fucking RPG. 1037 01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:11,440 There's no link up. There's no special spice. 1038 01:03:12,060 --> 01:03:12,900 There's no heat seek. 1039 01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:14,900 There's no heat seek. 1040 01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:18,240 I'm doing okay. 1041 01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:21,480 Shnipe. 1042 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:24,920 There we go, man. 1043 01:03:25,020 --> 01:03:25,720 Fucking RPG. 1044 01:03:28,020 --> 01:03:29,340 Rocket propelled gorillas. 1045 01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:32,720 That's what they're going to be using next when they fucking have the capability. 1046 01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:34,700 Fucking launcher. 1047 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:36,180 It just launches gorillas at people. 1048 01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:38,820 The gorilla just mauls whoever it's launched at. 1049 01:03:38,820 --> 01:03:39,260 No. 1050 01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,460 A predictable failure, Dr. Freeman. 1051 01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:43,940 Yeah. 1052 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,780 Failure to prevent time critical sequence, is it? 1053 01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:50,800 The portal is opening. 1054 01:03:50,980 --> 01:03:51,200 Right. 1055 01:03:53,740 --> 01:03:54,820 Alright, you need to... 1056 01:03:55,740 --> 01:03:57,560 use... move that up, is it? 1057 01:03:57,560 --> 01:04:02,820 I hope you said your farewells. 1058 01:04:02,820 --> 01:04:10,560 I said a few goodbyes, yeah. 1059 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 Huh? 1060 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 I said a few goodbyes, yeah. 1061 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 Huh? 1062 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 I said a few goodbyes, yeah. 1063 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 Huh? 1064 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 I said a few goodbyes, yeah. 1065 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 Huh? 1066 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 I said a few goodbyes, yeah. 1067 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 I said a few goodbyes, yeah. 1068 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 I said a few goodbyes, yeah. 1069 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 I said a few goodbyes, yeah. 1070 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 I said a few goodbyes, yeah. 1071 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 I said a few goodbyes, yeah. 1072 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 I said a few goodbyes, yeah. 1073 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:10,560 I said a few goodbyes, yeah. 1074 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:11,560 I said a few goodbyes, yeah. 1075 01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:31,300 I said a few goodbyes, yeah. 1076 01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:31,800 Nice. 1077 01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:36,740 What time do I... what time does he get away at? 1078 01:04:36,740 --> 01:04:37,740 Now is this... 1079 01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:50,500 That's fine with me. 1080 01:04:50,500 --> 01:04:55,980 TV3 is no more. 1081 01:04:55,980 --> 01:04:56,980 Go back where? 1082 01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:58,860 Sure, I'm fucking happy enough here. 1083 01:04:58,860 --> 01:05:02,620 Doing this. 1084 01:05:02,620 --> 01:05:03,620 Yes. 1085 01:05:03,620 --> 01:05:06,920 Frid soul, Breen. 1086 01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:07,920 Oh yeah. 1087 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:11,120 We did it. 1088 01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:11,680 We did do it. 1089 01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:12,680 Come on, Gordon. 1090 01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:14,680 We've got to get out of here. 1091 01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:15,680 Maybe we still have... 1092 01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:16,680 What? 1093 01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:17,680 I didn't have six. 1094 01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:18,680 Time? 1095 01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:19,680 Dr. Freeman? 1096 01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:20,680 I didn't have six at mine. 1097 01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:21,680 Is it really that time again? 1098 01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:22,440 Time? 1099 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,440 Dr. Freeman? 1100 01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,440 I didn't have six at mine. 1101 01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,440 I didn't have six at mine. 1102 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:32,200 Is it really that time again? 1103 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:36,200 It seems as if you only just arrived. 1104 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:41,200 You've done a great deal in a small time span. 1105 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:45,960 What's going on, man? 1106 01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:47,960 I've just killed everyone. 1107 01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:49,960 Surely that's the win. 1108 01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:51,960 That's the end of the game. 1109 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:52,960 Won. 1110 01:05:52,960 --> 01:06:08,720 I don't know who to believe or what to believe in. 1111 01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:09,720 Spongebob. 1112 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:15,480 I've received some interesting offers for your services. 1113 01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:19,720 Ordinarily, I wouldn't contemplate them, but... 1114 01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:21,720 Joseph Coney Dutty. 1115 01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:22,720 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 1116 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:23,720 I trust it will... 1117 01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:24,720 Nuclear reactor pay. 1118 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:25,720 I've received some of the free times. 1119 01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:26,720 I've received some of the free times. 1120 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:31,720 Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you. 1121 01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:32,720 Good evening, gang. 1122 01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:34,720 It's hard when your time comes round again. 1123 01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:35,720 Pat talks MEP here. 1124 01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:40,720 I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition. 1125 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:44,720 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 1126 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:49,720 I trust it will... 1127 01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:54,720 Nuclear reactor plasma ray gun. 1128 01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:57,720 Thank you very much. 1129 01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:00,720 For your kind donation. 1130 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,720 Thank you for your... 1131 01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:09,720 Thanks for the donation. 1132 01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:14,720 Killian William, thank you very much. 1133 01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:16,720 Killian William, how are you? 1134 01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:18,720 Long time no see. 1135 01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,720 Are you going to Kasabian? 1136 01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:22,720 At the Straits of Hormuz. 1137 01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:23,720 This... 1138 01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:24,720 Hormuz. 1139 01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:25,720 This weekend. 1140 01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,720 Maria Daugherty and the Tamag... 1141 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:29,720 The Tamagotchis are opening. 1142 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:31,720 Chat City. 1143 01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:37,720 Maria Walsh and Gemma O'Doherty have transformed. 1144 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:38,720 Maria Daugherty. 1145 01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:38,720 It's Maria Daugherty. 1146 01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:41,720 It all makes sense to you in the course of... 1147 01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:46,720 Well, I'm really not at liberty to say. 1148 01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:47,720 Libertac. 1149 01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:48,720 Libertas. 1150 01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:51,720 In the meantime, this is where I get off. 1151 01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,720 Why about the world, man? 1152 01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:56,720 Why about the world? 1153 01:07:56,720 --> 01:08:06,720 Fu Manchu are after you. 1154 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:11,720 That is... 1155 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:13,720 Is that it? 1156 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:27,720 Is that it, man? 1157 01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:28,720 man. 1158 01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:30,720 *Ding* 1159 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:32,720 *Ding* 1160 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:34,720 *Ding* 1161 01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:36,720 *Ding* 1162 01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:38,720 *Ding* 1163 01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:40,720 *Ding* 1164 01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:42,720 *Ding* 1165 01:08:42,720 --> 01:09:10,720 *sad music* 1166 01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:12,720 Is that it? 1167 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:33,720 I wonder if there any... 1168 01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:38,720 Any Higginses? 1169 01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:44,720 *sad music* 1170 01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:46,720 Look! 1171 01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,720 Carol Quackenbush! 1172 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:52,720 *sad music* 1173 01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:54,720 *sad music* 1174 01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:58,720 *sad music* 1175 01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:10,720 *sad music* 1176 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,720 *sad music* 1177 01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:14,720 *sad music* 1178 01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:16,720 *sad music* 1179 01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:18,720 *sad music* 1180 01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:20,720 *sad music* 1181 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:22,720 *sad music* 1182 01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:26,480 I'm only cottoned in on now that there's some funny funny names on them 1183 01:10:33,740 --> 01:10:35,740 Thank you very much Killian William 1184 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,720 Lamar 1185 01:10:51,020 --> 01:10:53,020 That is 1186 01:11:18,260 --> 01:11:20,260 Look at this shite 1187 01:11:20,260 --> 01:11:23,260 Making me play ads in between the fucking chill hop 1188 01:11:29,260 --> 01:11:36,260 Build your character, take your character, level up your character forever. It never ends. The game never ends 1189 01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:53,260 Oh yeah, what? What are you saying? Huh? What you saying? What you saying? Good evening, Gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good evening, Gay. 1190 01:12:00,260 --> 01:12:15,260 It's like this. Francis Higgins is on the piss. Not really. I'm drinking the San Celestino. Cause you know that I know that you know that I know that it's the best. In the West. Drink that you can get. Buy it for your friends, they'll be impressed. 1191 01:12:18,260 --> 01:12:28,900 a G thank you very much for 20 in the hizzy about to get busy with the bubbles the San Pelli takeover 1192 01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:39,540 has begun it starts with San C San C to the E to the L to the E S T I N O Tino Espria Colombian 1193 01:12:39,540 --> 01:12:45,380 dreamer you know what I mean yeah he's gonna play for Newcastle he's got one leg longer than the 1194 01:12:45,380 --> 01:12:50,900 other it's no hassle his sock will be pulled down to his ankle but he'll score loads of goals and you'll 1195 01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:56,980 go home and say wow the guy was fucking class you see the way he ran and played the ball along the grass 1196 01:12:58,980 --> 01:13:08,020 pretty cool as well the Colombians know how to play football they also know how to ride bicycles up 1197 01:13:08,020 --> 01:13:16,580 mountains of mountains of mountains yeah yeah yeah the Colombians know a thing or two about sticking 1198 01:13:16,580 --> 01:13:21,060 the ball in the back of the you know who the net a net bedding 1199 01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:31,300 I just bought some more bedding from Argos it's made out of nets I don't give a toss I'm gonna lie on that 1200 01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:37,780 shit tonight and I'm gonna feel all right and go to sleep and dream about tomorrow when I wake up 1201 01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:44,260 and I start to borrow time again because that's what we're all doing man we're on borrowed time 1202 01:13:44,260 --> 01:13:50,260 so make use of it while you can otherwise your mind will start to get chewed up and spat out by 1203 01:13:50,900 --> 01:13:56,260 the bends that album by radiohead played it to the fucking death and it did my head in 1204 01:13:59,940 --> 01:14:06,420 threw that shit into the bin why because it'll make it depressed tiesto is the best 1205 01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:21,300 TS2 is the best I wear a bulletproof vest on a Saturday and Sunday at mass walking down the aisle 1206 01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:28,980 everyone thinks I'm gas wearing that bulletproof about to take the communion booth I walk into the little 1207 01:14:28,980 --> 01:14:37,380 booth at mass about to confess all my sins a smoking grass wearing a backpack of black traduce and a 1208 01:14:37,380 --> 01:14:42,900 bulletproof the priest is always telling me somebody at coming into this booth confessing 1209 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:49,700 sins like that you don't need to wear your bulletproof in mass I'm take that gun away too 1210 01:14:50,340 --> 01:14:56,100 otherwise I'll call the guards they'll come heavy down on you big style you're not allowed to have a gun 1211 01:14:56,100 --> 01:15:05,220 in mass or even in Ireland it's illegal I say yo I'm on the sacred ground of God and he says that I can and I'm 1212 01:15:05,220 --> 01:15:08,500 class a card. 1213 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:38,100 We were just reminiscing about the times when we were blissing. 1214 01:15:38,100 --> 01:16:07,700 Out of mass. Thinking we was class down the back. Smoking fags. What kind of crack was that? But now I know the error of my ways and I seen better days. Every time I go to mass I start and pray and say sorry to the lord above that I was down the back trying to release doves. That's what I was doing. I was fucking doing smoke circles. And then I was making fucking doves out of them. So I'd have to contort my mouth in the shape of a bird. 1215 01:16:07,700 --> 01:16:16,740 Bird is the word. I'm sorry father that I disrespected you and the belfry and the fucking aisle too. 1216 01:16:21,140 --> 01:16:32,180 Back when I was young I used to be an altar boy and I used to wonder what the hell is this all about man. Where's my toys? I want to be at home playing with my toys. Instead of doing this mass stuff. 1217 01:16:32,180 --> 01:16:41,220 The priest wants me to ring the bell at the end of the thing that he said but fucking hell I can't remember what he's just been said. It's so boring. It's so boring. 1218 01:16:41,220 --> 01:16:43,220 Do this in memory of me 1219 01:16:43,220 --> 01:16:43,220 Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a 1220 01:16:43,220 --> 01:17:13,220 of me dingalingalinga glangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangalangal 1221 01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:19,900 end because i'm not hanging around with those fucking yale tossers anymore man the ivy league 1222 01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:26,540 bullshit has got me head wrecked i want to fucking stream half-life 2 instead and this is a subject 1223 01:17:26,540 --> 01:17:34,400 that i'm fucking well capable of dealing with streaming games feeling the pain all night all 1224 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:39,240 day baby stay in your motherfucking lane if you think i'm gonna get upset by your words you're 1225 01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:45,580 insane why because this snake don't lie apart from when i'm just fucking doing my thing at night i'm 1226 01:17:45,580 --> 01:17:52,400 lying on my bed and just chilling out going to sleep probably the same as yourself the same as yourself 1227 01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:59,960 okay stay the fuck away from me all right i've called the guards and i want you to stay i want 1228 01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:06,460 you to stay away from me i've had i've called the guards they know about everything you've done 1229 01:18:06,460 --> 01:18:15,640 they don't think that you're hard you better run i still got that bulletproof vest in the back of the 1230 01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:23,800 car do you want to buy it i've got it on done deal i've got it on adverse.ie someone said they want 1231 01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:32,380 to come down from trillie or up from trillie and buy it off me for 50 euro and 53 cent 1232 01:18:32,380 --> 01:18:42,560 ono nearest offer no fucking time wasters it weighs about fucking 10 kg when you're wearing it 1233 01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:53,700 but don't sweat it you can use it as a fucking exercise vest weighted go fucking do a jog you'll feel the best 1234 01:18:53,700 --> 01:19:07,540 well i can't do any more than that to be honest it's it's tough to do the rhymes like don't you have a 1235 01:19:07,540 --> 01:19:12,940 life do you know um i wasn't feeling the flow but thanks very much car quackenbush 1236 01:19:12,940 --> 01:19:22,780 an anaconda g i love women i'm mad about women and also saint joseph's boy scout movement courtesy 1237 01:19:22,780 --> 01:19:31,860 of killian william you're a great man killian you are a liar right and uh i don't know where where 1238 01:19:31,860 --> 01:19:41,540 else to take it the game is finished the game is finished 1239 01:19:41,540 --> 01:19:54,420 we'll be back later not not tonight maybe tomorrow maybe in the fucking morning actually maybe it 1240 01:19:54,420 --> 01:20:03,220 maybe a traditional uh yakuza stream but other than that thanks very much for watching everybody 1241 01:20:03,220 --> 01:20:08,500 it's always a pleasure to play the games and thank you very much for uh tuning in and fucking 1242 01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:14,340 turn on and dropping out one you know what i mean don't drop out too fast you might get lost in cyberspace 1243 01:20:14,340 --> 01:20:23,120 and thank you very much peace out good night god bless hallelujah hallelujah what's it fucking to you 1244 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:37,600 when i slither home after a hard day out in fields there's nothing i like more than lashing a few 1245 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:43,280 shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them be careful not to burn your hands like i did while 1246 01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:49,440 i'm waiting for that baby to get going i do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions 1247 01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:55,120 just to get the blood flowing once those flames are licking high it's time to stick your coal in it 1248 01:20:56,880 --> 01:21:03,840 you can generate extra draftage by using your gooch as a waft now all that's left is to sit back and warm 1249 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:17,440 your sack by the flames this message was brought to you by fire lighters 1250 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:18,240 Ah. 1251 01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:20,280 Ah. 1252 01:21:20,280 --> 01:21:50,260 Thank you.