1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,200 Actually, I have an apple actually, John. If you've got one in the fridge, I know I'm off the chocolate for Lent. I know I know it's July. Yeah, it's August 2nd now, 3rd. Yeah, Jesus, summer's flying by off past altogether, isn't it? 2 00:00:11,580 --> 00:00:15,900 Do you go anywhere yourself for the summer? No, I'm actually off to Alicante next Tuesday. 3 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:45,880 Alicante. Thanks very much for that, Alicante. Sorry about that. The feeling inside when somebody is kind enough to do a little tip, it brings out the worst and I'm going to go out in a limb. 4 00:00:45,880 --> 00:01:09,940 It brings out the fucking best as well. You go and bring out the best in me. Now, into the carpal tunnel. Come on. Into the carpal tunnel we go. We know where this leads to. This is the exchange. The Bitcoin exchange. 5 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:25,520 This is your man down the town. His name is Sam Garvey. And he works downtown in a wooden hut full of guns and weaponry which are all illegal in this country. You can't buy them over here. 6 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:35,560 But you can buy them at Sam's shop. Because he's done it for years. He's got a family business, you know. And there's no harm in him at all. He's innocent. 7 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:52,840 Let's talk to this guy. And he's got some rare things on sale as well, which is a great little situation if you're into that. Also, if you've got anything in your fucking purse, you can sell it to him as well. 8 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:59,680 What are you selling? What are you selling? He asks. Well, I'll tell you what I'm selling. I'm going to sell you a spinal times two. 9 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:06,880 Is that all, stranger? That is all. Four thousand pesetas, please. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. 10 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:19,080 Yeah, Grigoski. Thank you very much for your glorious tip. Glory to Hosanna in the highest. 11 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:49,060 Thank you. 12 00:02:49,060 --> 00:02:55,820 I can feel it coming in the air tonight 13 00:02:55,820 --> 00:02:58,380 Oh Lord 14 00:02:58,380 --> 00:03:03,440 And I've been waiting for this moment 15 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,500 For all of my time 16 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,880 Oh Lord 17 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:12,360 Thank you very much for that 18 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,640 Uh oh 19 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:17,140 Move move move move 20 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:18,480 No no no no no no no no no 21 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:28,040 Yeah sorry I had to fucking move there 22 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,040 Cause someone someone 23 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,800 I didn't see it someone put up a fucking thing on the screen 24 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,800 Did it go up on the screen? 25 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:35,560 Did the last one go up? 26 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:38,480 Whoever did that? 27 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,000 Grogoski and there was someone else was there? 28 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,080 For fuck's sake 29 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:54,300 Do you know what can you do? 30 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:57,460 I was really getting into it then with the fucking uh 31 00:03:57,460 --> 00:03:59,400 The Gregorian chant 32 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,580 It doesn't matter anyway 33 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:04,080 You don't need to repeat it in the chat 34 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,860 Thank you for your glorious tip 35 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:09,080 Thank you very much 36 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:09,840 Mark Dargan 37 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,580 Thank you very much 38 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:14,140 Can you feel me? 39 00:04:14,140 --> 00:04:18,140 Can you feel something in the air tonight? 40 00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:21,140 Oh Lord 41 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:22,140 Oh Lord 42 00:04:22,140 --> 00:04:23,140 Oh Lord 43 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:24,080 Oh Lord 44 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,140 What are you playing here? 45 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:28,140 You're a fox called the taxi, thank you 46 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:30,140 Thank you very much for your time 47 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:32,140 Thank you very much for your time 48 00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:34,140 Thank you very much for your time 49 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:39,140 *Sings* 50 00:04:43,140 --> 00:04:45,140 Now what am I doing? 51 00:04:48,140 --> 00:04:49,140 What are you doing? 52 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:02,140 Sorry about that. 53 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:05,140 I'm shook now because I fucking didn't monitor that. 54 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:09,140 Not that it fucking matters, you know, obviously it's not a... 55 00:05:10,140 --> 00:05:15,140 And they left a message that says, "What other games have you planned to play in the future? Metal Gear Solid maybe?" 56 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:17,140 After writing that on the screen. 57 00:05:18,140 --> 00:05:20,140 Jesus Christ. 58 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:26,140 Boxes of Cobra Toxin, thank you very much. 59 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:36,140 Bear with me. Bear with me now. Bear with me. Bear with me. 60 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:57,260 EOGCloud at gmail.com. 61 00:05:59,380 --> 00:06:01,220 EOGCloud at gmail.com. 62 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:04,160 Just going to dox whoever that was there. 63 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:12,580 EOGCloud at gmail.com. 64 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:14,840 That's who it is. 65 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:19,080 But they're blocked. 66 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,120 EOGCloud at gmail.com. 67 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,940 And we're reporting you to the guards as well. 68 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:34,600 EOG. 69 00:06:34,860 --> 00:06:37,400 Just going to get in touch with the guards there now. 70 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:41,500 That's okay. 71 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:43,620 Yeah, the guards are in front. 72 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,140 Best luck with the guards anyway. 73 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,360 What are you buying? 74 00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:52,580 Now, let's have a look here. 75 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:54,620 We can tune up some guns I'd imagine now. 76 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:55,840 What are you buying? 77 00:06:55,840 --> 00:07:12,320 I really have been thinking long and hard about the reload speed of the rifle, to be honest with you. 78 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:21,880 I really think that if I get that up to level two, I'm really going to really progress further and stronger in the game like never before. 79 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:21,940 Is that old stranger? 80 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,300 So we'll go with that custom tune. 81 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,260 Thank you very much, Sam. 82 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:29,560 Thank you. 83 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:31,080 Krogoski. 84 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:32,580 Is it that big of an issue? 85 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,980 Francis, I'm sure he was just trying to be funny and didn't mean anything bad by it. 86 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,120 Probably not, no. 87 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:39,800 It's probably fucking grand, like, you know. 88 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,120 But I need to make a song and dance about it for the crack on stream. 89 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:52,780 What are you selling? 90 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,020 There's no point now in selling anything else. 91 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:03,640 I've got nothing to sell to Sam. 92 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:07,880 At this time, we can just leave it and we've tuned up the gun for a bit. 93 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:09,900 That's all I'm bothered about, man. 94 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,460 You know, tuning up the gun a little bit. 95 00:08:11,460 --> 00:08:16,000 Like, you know, you can take that rifle out for the night then and go hunting. 96 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:19,200 Goodwill hunting. 97 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:27,740 McSlee. 98 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:30,720 Thank you very much, McSlee. 99 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:34,780 McSlee. 100 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:50,960 I can feel it coming in the air tonight. 101 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,260 Oh, Lord. 102 00:08:54,780 --> 00:08:55,620 McSlee. 103 00:08:55,780 --> 00:09:06,820 You know, that's where it was. 104 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:09,860 That's where it fucking was before it got derailed. 105 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,820 Now, let's have a look at these. 106 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,120 Where do you get all this artillery? 107 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:14,940 Well, that's Sam Garvey for you. 108 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,280 That's all he does. 109 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:19,480 Artillery, artillery, artillery, all night, man. 110 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:22,040 That's all he's done all his life. 111 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:23,920 He's no other business. 112 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,840 Get yourself some Uzi. 113 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:30,760 Yeah, I'll buy an Uzi, so. 114 00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:33,500 Just because you asked. 115 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,980 And, uh, McSlee, thank you very much. 116 00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:40,160 Bye. 117 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:40,480 Bye. 118 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:40,880 Bye. 119 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,180 Bye. 120 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:43,960 What are you buying? 121 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,340 Is that old? 122 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:49,420 Will it fit? 123 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,620 Can you do some rearranging in this? 124 00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:02,500 Could you rearrange your jobby? 125 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:19,940 Dooboo dooboo. 126 00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:28,840 This is very satisfying when you get a nicely organized box. 127 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:53,640 Right, okay. Do you reckon they'll give me the Uzi now? 128 00:10:53,640 --> 00:11:05,640 Why not combine the herbs? It's a great idea, Drew. Drew, I can't believe it, man. Where did you come out with that idea? How did you think of that? 129 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:09,640 I cannot believe that you told me to do that, man. Thanks so much, Drew. 130 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:27,640 I'll put that there like that. It's like Tetris, but better. Like that. Maybe we might do that there. Maybe we might put that there like that. Maybe we might do that there like that. Then we'll do this one here like that. 131 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:39,640 Yeah. Wow, so much room in this little box now. Put the scope at the bottom. Reload the shotgun. No problem, Francis. 132 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:48,880 yeah Wow so much room in this little box now put the scope at the bottom reload 133 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,500 the shotgun no problem Francis 134 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:11,140 he's very calm isn't he he doesn't mind me aiming the gun at his head just to 135 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:17,720 reload just to reload mind and this is a guy who runs a shop a fucking weapon shop 136 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:32,320 he lets me reload the shotgun and pointed at his face hmm reload your guns as Jay 137 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:49,640 that's a real Jordan B Peterson tip that you give me there I'd like a bigger clip for this I'd like a bigger clip I can reload the hang gun anyways well see how we get on 138 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:56,640 if you're playing on harder difficulty and you shoot Sam in the face he never comes back imagine that 139 00:12:56,640 --> 00:13:08,640 imagine that poor guy what are you buying let me see tune that up tune it up again tune up the rifle tune up the shotgun is it better to tune up the shotgun or the rifle first? 140 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:15,640 buy buy buy the uh buy the uh the thing what are you buying? TMP first is that old? 141 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:22,640 tune that up 142 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 tune that up 143 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 tune that up 144 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640 tune that up 145 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:30,180 Buy the thing. 146 00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:31,380 What are you buying? 147 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:33,760 TMP first. 148 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:34,700 Is that old? 149 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:39,920 Tune that up. 150 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:42,100 Thank you. 151 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:42,960 Tune up the shotgun. 152 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,220 What are you buying? 153 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:50,640 Not enough moolah. 154 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:51,960 Not enough moolah. 155 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,960 We'll tune up the shotgun next time. 156 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:59,420 I wonder should I have bothered buying the yoke. 157 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:05,180 Push. 158 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,600 Keep it handy. 159 00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:18,080 I like to keep it handy for close encounters, says 7th Wrecking. 160 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,400 Is that in real life now or are you on about in the game? 161 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:32,980 To update you all. 162 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:32,980 To update you all. 163 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:33,620 Capacit... 164 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:34,620 Capacit... 165 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:34,620 Capacit... 166 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:35,620 Capacit... 167 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:36,620 Capacititon. 168 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,040 To update you all. 169 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,740 I didn't have nightmares or... 170 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:41,260 Nor shite-mares during the night. 171 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,280 Thanks for that. 172 00:14:42,280 --> 00:15:03,740 We're inside the... 173 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:03,740 We're inside the... 174 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:05,040 We're inside his little hutch. 175 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,460 Take that. 176 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:22,380 It is weird how he's left valuable shit on the roof of his business, Steven. 177 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,860 What are you buying? 178 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:30,280 We haven't enough money to do anything here, so we'll leave it. 179 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:34,660 What are you buying? 180 00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:36,740 He's leaving himself open, Sherry. 181 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,200 The shop is... 182 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:42,540 It's open season for Crim to come by and drop in and ruin his day. 183 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,100 Sell the green gem. 184 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:56,820 Okay. 185 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,800 There's another barrel there. 186 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:24,880 Doesn't the gem fit into a crown, Richard? 187 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,200 Good point. 188 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,080 Maybe we need to... 189 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:27,360 Yeah. 190 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,360 Maybe we need to hold off so, Richard. 191 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:29,740 Yeah. 192 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:30,100 Yeah. 193 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:30,400 Yeah. 194 00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:31,000 You're right. 195 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:31,600 You're right. 196 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,660 It fits into a crown. 197 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,440 As I recall now, you get that crown when you're... 198 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,020 When you're... 199 00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:37,120 When you go to see Salazar. 200 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,340 Your man Salazar up in the castle. 201 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,100 He has a crown that you can put the jewel into. 202 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:43,440 Yeah. 203 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,360 You're right, Richard. 204 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:47,600 Yeah. 205 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,200 Someone else is saying after you there, Richard, as well, in the chat. 206 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:55,680 Stephen says, it goes into something better later. 207 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,880 Connor, Connor Bailey, thank you very much. 208 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,960 Get some tea down, yeah? 209 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,220 I only have the finest coffee. 210 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:19,720 Not sure about selling the green gem. 211 00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:21,000 You can combine that with something. 212 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,900 Yeah, we've established Zach Krogoski. 213 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,140 Seventh Reckie. 214 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,360 Sure, he lives in a rural area. 215 00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:27,740 Crime is low. 216 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,140 He'd not... 217 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:31,680 He'd not be worrying about shoplifters. 218 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:34,560 Do you know? 219 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,120 I mean, we're talking here about the... 220 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:41,240 We're talking here about the man who sells guns in the middle of a lake. 221 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,880 He's the angel of the lake. 222 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:52,100 Thank you very much. 223 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,180 Connor Bailey and do you like bacon? 224 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,600 Do you like bacon? 225 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:57,820 If so, what... 226 00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:00,620 If so, what are some favorites to bake? 227 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,300 I don't really bake, man. 228 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:02,960 Never baked. 229 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:07,800 I can roast. 230 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:08,840 I can roast. 231 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,840 I can fry. 232 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,840 I can roast. 233 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:10,840 I can fry. 234 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:11,040 I can roast. 235 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,040 What else? 236 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:14,100 What else do you want to know, man? 237 00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:18,480 If I could bake cakes, I'd be baking cakes. 238 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:20,300 Cakes and buns. 239 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:20,760 But... 240 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,360 I'm not... 241 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,920 I'm not interested at the moment. 242 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,820 Anyone playing this game on the Wii? 243 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,160 Definitive version, if you ask me, says Drew. 244 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,300 I played it, Drew. 245 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,320 It is class. 246 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,820 But I mean, I don't know if you can stream that on... 247 00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:36,780 And I don't have a Wii. 248 00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:37,940 On me. 249 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,640 It's back in the Owl Lady's Gaff. 250 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:41,380 In the attic. 251 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,100 Now, is this where I got off? 252 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,260 Or is this a new... 253 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,620 Is this a new place? 254 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,120 I have a feeling I was in here before. 255 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:20,860 I have a feeling I was in here before. 256 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:23,700 And that I have to go over to another side of the lake. 257 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,620 You need... 258 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:35,000 You need in the neck here, I think. 259 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,380 There, Richard. 260 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,000 Does that mean... 261 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,840 I need the neck. 262 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,380 Like, I need to have a neck on me. 263 00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:44,900 Like a brass neck. 264 00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:50,720 Thank you very much. 265 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:51,980 Needle. 266 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:52,620 You need a needle. 267 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,220 There is... 268 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,460 There was a big monster in the lake, Darren. 269 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:06,840 Yeah. 270 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,060 There was a big monster in that lake, Darren. 271 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:10,720 The last did. 272 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:11,420 Did you not see it? 273 00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:13,000 He got dealt with. 274 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:24,100 Nothing unusual in here. 275 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:28,100 Nothing unusual in here. 276 00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:29,520 Just another house. 277 00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:31,360 We might save the game. 278 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,020 Just for... 279 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:33,620 For the laugh, you know. 280 00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:35,100 Because I'm scared. 281 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,720 I don't want to get eaten, man. 282 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:38,100 By zombies. 283 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,980 Deep veins on bosses. 284 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:40,220 Like... 285 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,340 On a Saturday morning. 286 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,200 F6. 287 00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:47,820 Or as they say in the PlayStation. 288 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,080 Save game. 289 00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:52,700 Bragowski. 290 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:53,600 Thank you very much. 291 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:57,300 Any Shenmoozly being played when the third comes out. 292 00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:58,160 You know it, man. 293 00:20:58,540 --> 00:20:59,140 You know it. 294 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,480 This is going to be your prime. 295 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:03,500 This is going to be the only channel that you want to be gummint... 296 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:03,660 Gummint... 297 00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:04,620 Gummint... 298 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,280 Spell G-U-M-M-I-N. 299 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,960 When Shenmoozly comes out. 300 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:08,680 Shenmoozly 3. 301 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:09,960 Coming out in November. 302 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,720 You know where you want to be. 303 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,080 You know where you want to be. 304 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:18,180 Quick look at the headlines now, guys. 305 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:20,600 Irish Sun. 306 00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:22,660 Against all quads. 307 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,600 Someone's having four babies. 308 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,320 Fair place with them. 309 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,620 Magic Castle. 310 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:36,920 Don't know what that's about. 311 00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:38,700 But it's not page three anymore. 312 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:46,040 Songwriters have created a tune aimed at helping horny people perform... 313 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,100 Solo sex acts. 314 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,760 Who reads this, man? 315 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,060 Get a look. 316 00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:55,340 Do you know it's all... 317 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,500 It's all this sort of stuff. 318 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,860 It's titillation. 319 00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:03,080 It's all that. 320 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,240 It's all that. 321 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,040 Ed Sheeran has extended his reign at the top of the album charts. 322 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:16,060 His record number six collaborations project. 323 00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:22,640 Which features collaborations with musicians including Justin Bieber and Bruno Mars. 324 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,240 Soft old face on you, Bruno. 325 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,860 Held on top of the top spot for the third week in a row. 326 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,220 According to official charts company in the UK. 327 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,420 Notching up 41,000 chart sales. 328 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:41,940 Made up of 19,000 physical and download sales. 329 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,980 And 22 streaming equivalent sales. 330 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:51,540 His offering finishes the week with almost three times as many chart sales. 331 00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:55,500 How many fucking times do they need to write sales in this? 332 00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:57,580 This is rubbish. 333 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,180 It's not even news, man. 334 00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:01,140 It's a singer who's released a song. 335 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:04,300 And it's got some hits and a download. 336 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,480 And it's on page seven of the biggest... 337 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,340 One of the biggest selling newspapers. 338 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,580 So if you were... 339 00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:13,020 Like... 340 00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:16,340 You need to look at the situation you're living in, right? 341 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,480 And realize... 342 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,360 You need to realize one thing. 343 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:20,860 That you... 344 00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:20,860 You... 345 00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:22,660 Anything is fucking possible. 346 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:23,720 Because... 347 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,160 99%... 348 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:32,140 Or I'd say a good chunk of the proportion of the people are satisfied with that. 349 00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:34,740 And remember that you... 350 00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:35,660 If that is... 351 00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:37,140 If that is the status quo. 352 00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:38,980 And you're listening in to me now. 353 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,600 And I know that you're saying this is a load of old bollocks. 354 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,040 Someone's playing a video game on a Saturday morning. 355 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,320 But the... 356 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,220 That makes up... 357 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:51,600 That makes up the main core of what's going on in people's minds. 358 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:52,820 Remember that. 359 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,300 Remember that. 360 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:55,360 And... 361 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,340 Maybe... 362 00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:57,560 Maybe exploit that. 363 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:58,800 For your own game. 364 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,280 Or... 365 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,080 Save the game. 366 00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:03,860 And... 367 00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:04,360 And... 368 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,340 Tune up the shotgun. 369 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,940 And go... 370 00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:09,340 Boom, boom, boom, man. 371 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,500 Boom, boom, boom. 372 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:13,460 Go and play with the shotgun tonight, man. 373 00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:14,380 Good luck. 374 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,020 Just do that. 375 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:18,440 Play this game all the time. 376 00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:20,580 That's... 377 00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:22,020 That's my second piece of... 378 00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:23,720 Second piece of advice, guys. 379 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:28,060 When you're not exploiting the minds and the brains of the people. 380 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:28,720 The mass. 381 00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:30,300 The bewildered herd. 382 00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:31,800 As... 383 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,600 Noam Chomsky referred to them as. 384 00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:36,060 Just whip out the shotgun, man. 385 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,520 And go boom, boom, boom. 386 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:37,580 Boom. 387 00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:43,180 Now. 388 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:48,800 Chair face. 389 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:48,820 Chair face. 390 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,260 Are you exploiting that right now? 391 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,140 No, I'm not. 392 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,060 Because if you... 393 00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:53,840 I don't appeal to the masses. 394 00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:55,400 As is the... 395 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,260 As you can see from the viewership. 396 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:07,400 Cult classic, not bestseller. 397 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,960 You won't find us on Alta Vista. 398 00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:13,820 Because Alta Vista doesn't even exist anymore, probably. 399 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,880 Doesn't even Alta Vista. 400 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,460 Where's your umbrella? 401 00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:20,480 Where's your umbrella? 402 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,160 Where's your umbrella? 403 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:26,780 I don't know. 404 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,400 We left it back in the lab and you... 405 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,940 We're in Europe trying to look for umbrella. 406 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:32,140 And now we have the regenerator. 407 00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:32,480 Is it? 408 00:25:33,060 --> 00:25:34,060 These guys... 409 00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:37,060 They're not regenerators, but you need to give... 410 00:25:37,780 --> 00:25:39,340 They develop like a slash hook. 411 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,260 It's a head that can wield a slash hook. 412 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,160 And then you've got male Patton Baldus there. 413 00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:51,140 He's gone. 414 00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:52,440 He's gone Lula. 415 00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:53,780 This cousin. 416 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:57,900 Uh-oh. 417 00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:02,480 Uh-oh. 418 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,080 That's the end of that guy. 419 00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:07,060 Absolute clown features. 420 00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:09,880 Trying to make a monkey out of me. 421 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,100 On a Saturday morning. 422 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,260 Good luck. 423 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,940 This is the MetAaron forecast for the rest of the weekend. 424 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,880 Absolutely lashing down in most parts of the country. 425 00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:26,220 Please bring an umbrella and a tuned-up shotgun. 426 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,320 Because lads with slash hook... 427 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,920 Lads with heads which developed slash hooks... 428 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,500 After you enrage them... 429 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:36,100 Are about... 430 00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:43,220 Nice bit of jump in there from Leon. 431 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,120 I heard he was doing track and field... 432 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:45,920 Back in Raccoon... 433 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,600 Raccoon City High School. 434 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,540 Before he got the start on the cop squad. 435 00:26:51,540 --> 00:26:57,860 Grogoski thank you. 436 00:26:57,860 --> 00:27:00,980 Did you see Irish team won the Google Science Fair 2019? 437 00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:05,080 He's able to take the plastic bags and stuff them from water which is handy. 438 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,600 I heard about that. 439 00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:06,800 Yeah. 440 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,560 That's pretty good. 441 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:13,140 Is it just young people nowadays that are doing all the green stuff? 442 00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:14,900 Like your one from Poland. 443 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,820 Greta Thunberg or whatever. 444 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,260 It seems to just be kids that are doing stuff about the environment. 445 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:23,100 Maybe there's no money in it. 446 00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:27,640 So the adults who have to make a living for themselves are just like... 447 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:27,940 Fuck it. 448 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,040 I'm not bothered with that man. 449 00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:29,900 I just want to make money. 450 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,240 Going green and removing plastic from the oceans. 451 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,540 Not my bag. 452 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,760 But for the kids it's kind of something that they can get their heads around. 453 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,700 Because they're in school and they're learning about how the world should... 454 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:45,100 The way the world should be. 455 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,420 And the ideals and all that kind of stuff. 456 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,280 But uh... 457 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:56,080 We'll see how long the ideals last now until once they... 458 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,620 Once they leave school and they have to fucking pay the rent and the... 459 00:27:58,620 --> 00:27:59,300 And the... 460 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:02,420 Other bills and the car and the insurance like you know. 461 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,920 I don't know if you'll be removing plastic then man. 462 00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:07,480 You'll probably be driving a nice... 463 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,080 A nice fucking golf or something. 464 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:10,620 You know. 465 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,660 Chugging the diesel down. 466 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:17,060 That's unless of course the electric cars have gone fully legitimized. 467 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,260 By the time that kid's out of school. 468 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:20,840 I don't even know how old he is. 469 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,340 Fair play to him for doing it though. 470 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,020 The plastic bag man. 471 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,140 Thank you very much Grigoski. 472 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,420 And of course. 473 00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:34,180 How could I forget? 474 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:44,440 Anaconda G. 475 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,760 Thank you very much. 476 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,300 Get into baking. 477 00:28:55,540 --> 00:28:56,360 Get into baking. 478 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:56,940 Thank you. 479 00:28:56,940 --> 00:28:56,940 Thank you. 480 00:28:56,940 --> 00:29:05,980 Thank you very much baking 481 00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:15,220 Dr. Crack 482 00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:17,720 Jesus Christ Dr. Crack 483 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,360 Number two Dr. Crack 484 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:31,040 Thank you very much Dr. Crack 485 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:42,820 Dr. Crack thank you very much 486 00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:46,920 Just wanted to thank you for being there 487 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,460 in the darkest hours 488 00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:55,640 No fucking problem Dr. Crack 489 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,640 I want to say thank you very much Dr. Crack 490 00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,960 for watching 491 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,420 and you're always welcome here 492 00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:03,360 no matter 493 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,400 no matter what happens 494 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,600 remember 495 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,000 there's always time for a bit of fucking 496 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,500 gaming and shaming 497 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,160 which is what we're going to be doing today 498 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,860 we're going to be gaming and shaming 499 00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:19,280 some people out there who need to be shamed 500 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,540 don't worry Dr. Crack 501 00:30:21,540 --> 00:30:22,600 we're not going to be shaming you 502 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,040 but thanks very much 503 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:24,040 thanks very much 504 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,040 thanks very much 505 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:33,220 and you're welcome to see you next time on the show 506 00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:37,220 and you're welcome to see you next time on the show 507 00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:37,220 and you're welcome to see you next time on the show 508 00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:38,720 and you're welcome to see you next time on the show 509 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,660 and you're welcome to see you next time on the show 510 00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:40,280 and you're welcome to see you next time on the show 511 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:40,880 and you're welcome to see you next time on the show 512 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:41,700 and you're welcome to see you next time on the show 513 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:42,420 and you're welcome to see you next time on the show 514 00:30:42,420 --> 00:31:11,660 oh, what the fuck? 515 00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:16,220 imagine this lad on a Saturday morning 516 00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:19,880 out of nowhere 517 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,580 out of absolutely nowhere 518 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:27,540 is viper's mic low? 519 00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:28,400 I don't know 520 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,740 maybe not 521 00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:32,420 the game is loud though 522 00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:34,680 the game is very loud 523 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:39,920 torrential monsoon 524 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,740 scared the shit out of you 525 00:31:41,740 --> 00:31:55,940 now we're at a good level of volume there I'd say 526 00:31:55,940 --> 00:32:01,420 Andy G how are you? 527 00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:02,860 is that Dr. Crack? 528 00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:03,160 is it? 529 00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:07,120 oh no 530 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:07,360 are you? 531 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:09,780 yeah it sounds 532 00:32:09,780 --> 00:32:11,180 does it sound okay now Andy? 533 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:11,440 yeah? 534 00:32:16,340 --> 00:32:24,560 Andy's after you he's living out in the Andes at the moment but he's got it he's got a flight home tonight and he's coming looking for you 535 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:29,700 his name's Andy and he lives in the Andes Peruvian dreamer I'd say 536 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:34,760 mad into the Peruvian sugar if you know what I mean 537 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:42,520 yeah scone baking stream on the horizon 538 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:46,160 do we shoot these bad boys down do we? 539 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:53,480 we do 540 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,760 we do we do we do we do 541 00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:05,640 a baking live stream 542 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,020 thank you very much 543 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:08,920 hey I'll give it a 544 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,040 is anybody doing it? 545 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,080 at the moment 546 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,980 is somebody doing a baking live stream? 547 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:13,740 because they don't want to be 548 00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:17,820 it sounds like a cool original idea 549 00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:20,720 bright sea with the uh the great 550 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,960 uh bake off and all that sort of stuff 551 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,300 the people are doing that already 552 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:25,300 so 553 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:43,380 bread in the toaster 554 00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:45,220 bread in the toaster 555 00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:52,260 Troy bird how are you? 556 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,000 thank you very much 557 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,500 are you going to shame 558 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,740 those re-upload channels Francis? 559 00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:57,340 joke aside 560 00:33:57,340 --> 00:33:58,540 I appreciate the idea 561 00:33:58,540 --> 00:33:59,860 your live performance 562 00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:01,560 just being only that 563 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,460 uh 564 00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:05,380 no I'm not going to shame them 565 00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:11,220 name and shame 566 00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:12,020 this 567 00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:12,060 this 568 00:34:12,060 --> 00:34:17,120 although I did say it was going to be a shame stream 569 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,300 that was just something I said in spur of the moment 570 00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:23,120 uh it actually has no meaning 571 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,480 believe it or not 572 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,300 I'm sorry if you thought there was meaning in that 573 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:29,220 there is actually going to be no shaming done today 574 00:34:29,220 --> 00:34:30,120 Troy bird 575 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,340 seems like you're hungry for the shame 576 00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:34,000 you're part of the shame culture are you? 577 00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:39,700 the uh what outrage culture cancel everything cancel this cancel that 578 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:46,580 we dug up an old clip of him 20 years ago where he said x y and z it doesn't tally with the 579 00:34:46,580 --> 00:35:04,400 the recent uh situation which is a b and c therefore he or she needs to be cancelled career over job gone you're finished don't come back anymore we don't need your or want you? society is done with you and then ten minutes later they're back and it's the comeback special and oh I was on Oprah Winfrey everything sound again now and the reality of the whole fucking outrage hashtag culture is that. 580 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:09,460 minutes later they're back and it's the comeback special and oh I was on Oprah Winfrey everything 581 00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:17,420 sound again now and the reality of the whole fucking outrage hashtag culture is that all it 582 00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:26,840 did was regenerate a career that wasn't on its full full full flight and in the first place 583 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:32,080 or it added to a cyclical dramatic kind of everybody likes a comeback you know 584 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:39,180 it just simply added to it so it was it became the antithesis of what it was all about cancelling 585 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:47,380 became just like another tv show people's celebrities careers in real life they left the screen 586 00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:55,200 and then they were in the magazines and TMZ and all that shit and they themselves became the the films 587 00:35:55,200 --> 00:36:06,880 and the shows themselves do you get me anyway let's move on swiftly and gracefully through the cogwork which is here 588 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:14,980 up the ladder 589 00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:23,980 pull operate the lever do you want to pull the lever yes or no 590 00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:41,700 now look at the look at the intricacy of this who built it who made it what hands 591 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:50,880 crafted this who came up with the concept the design look at the it's rudimentary in its structure but the 592 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,980 thinking behind it is is amazing the evidence is there 593 00:36:55,980 --> 00:37:05,980 thank you very much Troy bird and baking livestream 594 00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:24,480 Rube Galbastero 595 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,640 Rube Galbastero 596 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:33,940 I can hear it calling in the air tonight 597 00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:40,940 Oh Zurich 598 00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:47,940 Fuck the hell look at this 599 00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:51,940 They didn't even give me a moment's notice 600 00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:55,140 They did but I thought they were somewhere else 601 00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:57,280 Look at that pitchfork through the face 602 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,560 Anymore wanna dine? 603 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,840 That lad lost the head 604 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:18,840 Alexander James, how are ya? 605 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:22,840 Max Darwin 606 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:26,840 Mark Dargan, chairface, Gilban, Sam 607 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,840 It's all happening 608 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,840 It's all here 609 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,840 It's all live 610 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:33,840 It's right now 611 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:34,840 It's amazing 612 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,840 It's Resident Evil 4 613 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:37,840 Barrels 614 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,840 We're taking herbs 615 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,840 And we're not gonna take no for an answer either 616 00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,840 Green herb 617 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:43,840 Put that into ya 618 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,840 How you administer that? 619 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,840 Anyone's guess 620 00:38:48,840 --> 00:39:16,480 anyone's guess. Goop, goop, goop Balastero! Seve Balasteros. Gypsum. A lest or fruitum not 621 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:25,760 mix from Lidl. Smaller pack, same contents. High in fiber, great for snacking and sharing. 622 00:39:27,860 --> 00:39:42,000 Remember that. Remember that next time you're snacking and sharing. So we've reached another 623 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:49,120 section of the game where we have to put in some feckin' piece that we've got somewhere 624 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:58,200 else. But I can dispatch some news to you first. Leo almost prepped for a vote on Irish 625 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:03,700 unity. Taoiseach Leo Bracker has been accused of not making any of the necessary preparations 626 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:10,360 for the possible reunification of Ireland, which I think is on the cards now considering 627 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:17,080 the fact that they don't want to do that backstop bullshit. Will they have to put up a border 628 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:23,540 and have all the bullshit happen first before the reunification thing, a referendum happens? 629 00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:30,480 Or will they just go full force into the full force into a full force referendum? Who knows? 630 00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:39,500 Fianna Fáil Senator Mark Daly said, two years after a report detailing measures that needed to be 631 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:46,560 implemented before a referendum on a united Ireland could happen. Not one recommendation has been acted upon 632 00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:53,740 by the state. That just says everything, doesn't it? That just says, that just says everything. 633 00:40:56,460 --> 00:41:02,740 Leo doesn't know what he's doing. He's too busy fucking checking Instagram and Twitter and, and 634 00:41:02,740 --> 00:41:07,700 private messaging your man over in Canada for a bag of grass. 635 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:20,260 Can you send over some of your legal BC bud please? Preferably in a box of socks, matching socks, the same as yours. Thank you very much. 636 00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:28,260 President, the King of Ireland, Leo. Yours sincerely, Leo. Leo the Lion. 637 00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:40,260 The Great British Nacaff! Thank you very much. Need to have that baking livestream. I'd say your icing work is savage. 638 00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:50,020 Thank you very much. I've yet to ice, ice anything, but I mean, it's gonna, it, with that sort of encouragement, I feel like I could take on any cake. 639 00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:58,020 I've obtained an object that resembles a cult group's insignia. A pound of cess. 640 00:41:58,020 --> 00:42:04,020 A pound of cess. Head back to the church. Ashley's safety is our immediate priority. 641 00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:07,780 Ashley is after you. 642 00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:13,780 And look at the, look at the lovely decor in here. 643 00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:25,540 Some great candles and pots as well. Brick-a-brack. They could have got that down one of the thrift shops downtown. I actually know down in Oxfam they had a great fucking selection of pots and candlesticks. 644 00:42:25,540 --> 00:42:39,300 And this is the sort of stuff that really adds a bit of charm to your cave. If you're living in a, if you're living in a hovel or a cave like this, make sure you decorate it and hollow out some shelves so you can put the candles on. 645 00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:47,060 It's a great little place. Who lit the candles? Says Darren. My, I don't know. I don't know. 646 00:42:50,580 --> 00:42:56,340 Look at this. Who did this? Who did the engraving on the door? 647 00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:04,340 Got bats. 648 00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:14,820 8,800 potatoes. The owls. The bats. 649 00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:24,820 They're battery operated candles. Yeah, I got a rake at them from two euro land. The last of ya. 650 00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:35,940 The battery operated candles will last your lifetime now. 651 00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:47,940 And here we have Sam Garvey again. The man with the plan. He's got a count of a dollar in his hand. And he loves to sell weapons. And he loves acquiring strange and unusual things. 652 00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:54,180 Which we're gonna give him. And we know that he wants them. And we're gonna give them to him. 653 00:43:54,900 --> 00:44:03,700 And we were hoping to trade in those items for pieces of gold and silver or weapons. 654 00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:10,340 And there's a lovely bit of ambient soundtrack, soundscaping going on here. 655 00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:19,380 And melancholic in its tone. It kind of leaves you feeling safe, but it also makes you feel a little bit like 656 00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:29,140 things have been lost, you know. Along the way. We've had to kill it. We've seen a lot of death. So listen to this. 657 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:37,860 Brian Eno. Yeah. Sorry about that. 658 00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:57,780 Yeah, it is Brian Eno. It's ambient. Music for bad cunts. Brian Eno's music for bad cunts. 659 00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:13,620 Now we'll save that. Override. 660 00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:37,620 Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger. I hope so. I might have something for yourself as well. Well done, stranger. I see you've shot enough number of medallions. Like I promised, go claim your specialized gun in the buy screen. Do not worry about money. There's one on the house. 661 00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:46,500 This, this, this, this one's on the house. What are you buying? We're going to buy that little, that little punisher. 662 00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:55,460 Do we bother, do we sell my other gun then? Do I just sell that? 663 00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:01,220 Hang on. Hang on. 664 00:46:04,740 --> 00:46:17,220 No. No. Thank you. What are you selling? 665 00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:22,740 Do we sell the handgun? Do we sell the handgun? 666 00:46:25,140 --> 00:46:27,620 Don't sell it. But I mean, I've got too many guns. 667 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:32,580 Who am I? Wurzel Gunnage! 668 00:46:40,580 --> 00:46:44,580 You can sell it from the sell screen, that would have been a discard, yeah. Sell the hang-on. 669 00:46:44,580 --> 00:47:02,580 *Clears* 670 00:47:02,580 --> 00:47:04,580 Sell the hang-on. 671 00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:08,580 Dr. Crack! Holy shit! 672 00:47:08,580 --> 00:47:12,580 Sorry about the language on a Saturday morning, man. Thank you very much. 673 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:16,580 *Clears* 674 00:47:16,580 --> 00:47:20,580 *Clears* 675 00:47:20,580 --> 00:47:24,580 *Clears* 676 00:47:24,580 --> 00:47:26,580 *Clears* 677 00:47:26,580 --> 00:47:28,580 *Clears* 678 00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:30,580 Shit, it's not loud enough. 679 00:47:30,580 --> 00:47:32,580 Not loud enough. 680 00:47:32,580 --> 00:47:34,580 Dr. Crack! 681 00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:36,580 Guess who's back! 682 00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:40,580 *Clears* 683 00:47:40,580 --> 00:47:59,740 Shit. 684 00:48:03,860 --> 00:48:21,340 Dr. Crack. Yeah, yeah. Alright, alright. You know what? You know who it is. It's time to fly. Are you ready to fly? Please, don't die. Dr. Crack. You came into my life. 685 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:45,860 Like a cool and unusual wife. Baking the cake for me every morning. Leaving it by the door. And never forgetting that you're my number one wife. I'm with you for life, Dr. Crack. 686 00:48:45,860 --> 00:48:58,520 Thanks very much. I'm always gonna be coming back. You know the story. You know the score. It's Saturday morning. I don't mean to be a bore. But there's one thing that I want to tell you again. 687 00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:17,860 *Sings* 688 00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:31,860 Thank you very much, Dr. Crack. Look at this. In the video for the Gregorian chant, Phil Collins' tune. There's a picture of two Buddhas kissing. 689 00:49:31,860 --> 00:49:33,860 *Sings* 690 00:49:35,860 --> 00:49:36,860 What's that about, man? 691 00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:42,860 What's that about? 692 00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:46,860 They must have been on the Love Beans, were they? 693 00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:51,860 Wow. 694 00:49:51,860 --> 00:49:52,860 Sony Vegas. 695 00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:55,860 Get out of town, man. 696 00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:57,860 Get out of town. 697 00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:03,460 Dr. Crack, thank you very much. 698 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:10,680 Right. 699 00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,780 What we do here now is... 700 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:18,860 So you're telling me now not to sell this gun. 701 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,860 That leaves me with six slots. 702 00:50:21,860 --> 00:50:36,460 So I'm not gonna sell that then. 703 00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:55,160 I'm gonna sell it. I don't care what you say. I'm gonna sell it. 704 00:50:57,660 --> 00:50:58,860 What are you selling? 705 00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:03,060 What are you selling? 706 00:51:12,940 --> 00:51:14,440 Is that all, stranger? 707 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,080 Yeah, thank you. 708 00:51:18,820 --> 00:51:20,080 What are you buying? 709 00:51:20,340 --> 00:51:25,040 Maybe a bit of a tune-up operation on the rifle that I acquired or the TMP or the shotgun. 710 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,740 People are saying the shotgun needs to be maxed out. 711 00:51:28,740 --> 00:51:29,940 So that's what I'm gonna do. 712 00:51:30,740 --> 00:51:32,340 Firepower or Capas? 713 00:51:33,540 --> 00:51:35,540 I'm gonna go for firepower. Level two. 714 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,040 Level two shotgun. 715 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,740 I don't think you're gonna want to come around to mine and play games with me, man. 716 00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:42,740 Because I've got a level two shotgun. 717 00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:42,740 No enough cash. 718 00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:44,740 And you know what that means? 719 00:51:44,740 --> 00:51:46,740 It means head go bye-bye. 720 00:51:46,740 --> 00:51:47,140 Yeah. 721 00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:48,440 Someone's saying, "Ah, Jesus. No, Francis. I'm not gonna look at you, man. You're gonna ruin my chi." 722 00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,640 By telling me I've done the wrong thing. 723 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:49,640 Yeah. 724 00:51:49,640 --> 00:52:00,840 Someone's saying, "Ah, Jesus. No, Francis. I'm not gonna look at you, man. You're gonna ruin my chi." 725 00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,240 By telling me I've done the wrong thing. 726 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,740 Right. Back to the church now to do a bit of praying. 727 00:52:17,740 --> 00:52:20,240 Find Ashley and make sure she's okay. 728 00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:25,740 And there's a few jewels to be shot as well. The blue jewels. You know the blue jewel situation we were doing last day. 729 00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:28,740 It should be okay. 730 00:52:28,740 --> 00:52:34,140 But, uh, what about Ed Sheeran? Fuckin' hell, he's doing really well in the charts. 731 00:52:34,140 --> 00:52:38,640 What about Ed Sheeran, guys? What an amazing musician and a great guy. 732 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:43,640 *Bang* 733 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,640 *Bang* 734 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,640 Now we can save that herb. 735 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,640 *Bang* 736 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:56,640 I think there's a fella that has, uh, like a big head and massive- 737 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,540 Is like a- 738 00:52:58,540 --> 00:52:59,540 Is like a- 739 00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:00,540 Is a mutant. 740 00:53:00,540 --> 00:53:03,540 And we're gonna fight him now here in this pit. 741 00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:04,540 *Bang* 742 00:53:04,540 --> 00:53:05,540 *Bang* 743 00:53:05,540 --> 00:53:06,540 *Bang* 744 00:53:06,540 --> 00:53:07,540 *Bang* 745 00:53:07,540 --> 00:53:08,540 *Bang* 746 00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:09,540 *Bang* 747 00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:10,540 *Bang* 748 00:53:10,540 --> 00:53:11,540 *Bang* 749 00:53:11,540 --> 00:53:12,540 *Bang* 750 00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:13,540 *Bang* 751 00:53:13,540 --> 00:53:14,540 *Bang* 752 00:53:14,540 --> 00:53:17,540 Release the beast. Release the beast. Release the beast. 753 00:53:17,540 --> 00:53:18,540 *Bang* 754 00:53:18,540 --> 00:53:19,540 *Bang* 755 00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:20,540 *Bang* 756 00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:21,740 Here we go. 757 00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,660 Annie Lennox squared. 758 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,020 Here we go. 759 00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:45,900 Jan Ulrich, former Tour de France cyclist. 760 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,880 Lars Ulrich from Metallica. 761 00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,200 Lexus. 762 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,760 Sometimes, sometimes you need your chi ruined right. 763 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,540 Put some sense into your mind's eye. 764 00:54:08,820 --> 00:54:09,160 Maybe. 765 00:54:11,260 --> 00:54:12,100 Is there a... 766 00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:14,340 What do I use on this guy now? 767 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:16,180 Maybe a grenade. 768 00:54:16,740 --> 00:54:30,660 That was a waste. 769 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,620 Can I get and hide in here? 770 00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:48,620 *whispers* 771 00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:58,060 What you reckon I do? Do I attack or do I run around? 772 00:55:00,580 --> 00:55:03,060 Saying you hammered your chi isn't helping me. 773 00:55:05,460 --> 00:55:06,660 Someone's on the rides. 774 00:55:06,660 --> 00:55:08,660 *whispers* 775 00:55:08,660 --> 00:55:12,480 Howl at the moon. 776 00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:14,540 Hey, it's that dog. 777 00:55:14,780 --> 00:55:15,340 White Fang. 778 00:55:15,340 --> 00:55:15,340 Shit. 779 00:55:15,340 --> 00:55:23,260 Shit. 780 00:55:23,260 --> 00:55:23,300 Shit. 781 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,340 Fuck. 782 00:55:42,340 --> 00:55:46,520 Shake it off. 783 00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:47,700 Shake it off. 784 00:55:52,900 --> 00:55:53,920 That's a great job. 785 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:54,580 I saved it. 786 00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:56,960 That was the end of me. 787 00:55:58,020 --> 00:56:00,100 He just strangled me in his fist. 788 00:56:02,620 --> 00:56:03,500 Headshots only. 789 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:04,960 Okay, Drew. 790 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,160 Let's headshot it up. 791 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:35,740 Rapido, rapido! Rapido! Rapido! Rapido, is it? 792 00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:38,740 - - 793 00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:40,980 - What's up? - Rápido, rápido! 794 00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:42,980 - For what? - For what? 795 00:56:47,860 --> 00:56:49,620 - Shit. 796 00:56:49,620 --> 00:56:51,620 - Oh! - Oh! 797 00:56:51,620 --> 00:56:53,620 - Oh! - Oh! 798 00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:55,480 I'll never make it on time. 799 00:56:55,860 --> 00:57:02,340 By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look, I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by. 800 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:06,080 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 801 00:57:08,060 --> 00:57:13,720 If the teacher pops a test, I know I'm in a mess and my dog ate on my homework last night. 802 00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,160 Riding low in my chair, she won't know that I'm there. 803 00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,380 If I can hand it in some model, it'll be all right. 804 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:22,540 It's all right. 805 00:57:22,540 --> 00:57:24,340 Cause I'm safe out of jail. 806 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,040 Wow, nice bit of rock. 807 00:57:39,460 --> 00:57:42,180 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 808 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:45,400 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 809 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,640 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 810 00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:58,240 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 811 00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,380 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 812 00:58:00,380 --> 00:58:00,940 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 813 00:58:00,940 --> 00:58:02,860 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 814 00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:04,680 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 815 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,300 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 816 00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:11,460 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 817 00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:13,460 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 818 00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:14,240 If the teacher pops out of jail. 819 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,820 If the teacher pops a test, I know I'm in a mess. 820 00:58:16,820 --> 00:58:19,180 And my dog ain't on my homework last night. 821 00:58:19,180 --> 00:58:21,180 I'm riding low in my chair. 822 00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:22,640 She won't know that I'm there. 823 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,920 If I can hand it in some model, it'll be all right. 824 00:58:26,380 --> 00:58:29,820 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 825 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:48,020 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 826 00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:50,780 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 827 00:58:50,780 --> 00:58:54,080 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 828 00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:03,960 When I wake up in the morning, in the long, it's out of water. 829 00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,360 I don't think I'll ever make it on time. 830 00:59:06,780 --> 00:59:09,960 By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look, 831 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,220 I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by. 832 00:59:13,980 --> 00:59:17,000 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 833 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:21,260 Fuck off, is he still alive? 834 00:59:21,260 --> 00:59:21,320 Fuck off, is he still alive? 835 00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:24,640 I know I'm in a mess and my dog ain't on my homework last night. 836 00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:26,620 I'm riding low in my chair. 837 00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:28,060 She won't know that I'm there. 838 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:31,300 If I can hand it in some model, it'll be all right. 839 00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:35,240 It's all right, cause I'm safe out of jail. 840 00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:39,600 Fuck. 841 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:59,520 It's alright. It's alright. It's alright. It's alright cause I'm safe out of there. 842 01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:11,700 When I wake up in the morning and the lawn gets out of the morning, I don't think I'll ever make it on time. 843 01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:11,980 Fuck! 844 01:00:11,980 --> 01:00:32,200 Fuck! Fuckin' hell! 845 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:41,200 She won't know that I'm down. If I can hand it in tomorrow, it'll be alright. It's alright cause I'm safe out of there. 846 01:00:41,200 --> 01:01:01,200 It's alright cause I'm safe out of there. It's alright cause I'm safe out of there. It's alright cause I'm safe out of there. 847 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:08,200 Fuck! 848 01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:10,200 fuck 849 01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:36,020 The teacher pops the test just gonna pop a test out of nowhere 850 01:01:36,020 --> 01:01:38,020 Fuck 851 01:01:38,020 --> 01:01:40,020 Fuck 852 01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:51,600 Fuck 853 01:01:51,600 --> 01:02:11,060 What do I do here? 854 01:02:11,060 --> 01:02:12,560 What do I do here? 855 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:36,560 There's no I have no flashbang there's no way I have no flashbang there's no flashbangs 856 01:02:36,560 --> 01:03:02,560 I know I'm in a mess and my dog ate on my homework last night right in my chair she won't know that I'm there if I can hand it in tomorrow it'll be alright it's alright cause I'm squeezed like a prick stab him in the face that'll do 857 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,560 *Sigh* 858 01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:08,060 Man! 859 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,560 Thank- Thank God for that 860 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,560 Party time is over for you 861 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:35,560 Party time over for big man 862 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:39,560 Saturday morning big man back to bed 863 01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:45,560 A rock and a hard place, trophy has been earned 864 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:53,560 15 grand in pesetas as well, gonna take that straight down to Sam in the shop and buy a load of treats 865 01:03:56,560 --> 01:04:05,560 Who opened the gates is rightly it's an amazing situation and it's an amazing island you can't really ever underestimate what's gonna happen here 866 01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,560 *Sigh* 867 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:20,560 And combine them maybe, combine harvester 868 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:24,560 *Sigh* 869 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:24,560 *Sigh* 870 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:25,560 *Sigh* 871 01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:26,560 *Sigh* 872 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:37,560 359 in euros. 873 01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:42,560 What does the yellow herb do? I know the red triples the strength. What does the yellow 874 01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:55,560 one do? Maybe it only doubles it, does it? Yellow herb is CBD. Increasing the amount 875 01:04:55,560 --> 01:05:04,560 of damage increases max health. I wonder should I go down to the booking in the shop or should 876 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:09,560 I go through this door first. I'll go through the door and see how we get on there and out 877 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:24,560 the door. Go back to the shop. Pop quiz. Hot shot. Teacher pops a test and no I'm in the 878 01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:33,380 the rest let's just kind of let's just see what he actually said there because I'm a bit of a loss 879 01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:49,700 to understand what he means sorry about your years yeah when I wake up in the morning and the alarm 880 01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:56,840 you know the alarm was on a morning do you long goes out of morning see I would say when I wake up in the 881 01:05:56,840 --> 01:06:16,960 morning the alarm goes off for morning but he says alarm like they're they're all getting themselves 882 01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:23,140 a look like you know doing themselves up before going to school they were all in their 20s like 883 01:06:23,140 --> 01:06:34,740 sorry there's two screeners 884 01:06:34,740 --> 01:06:49,080 welcome to the stream everybody this is saved by the bell with dustin diamond and mr. belding and zach 885 01:06:49,080 --> 01:07:03,640 mario mario lopez yo mario had the arms he was he was playing a 15 year old this is a great thing 886 01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:11,640 about mario lopez the diversity in his range he could play a 15 year old who was jacked to the gills 887 01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:20,020 mario lopez mario lopez we have to go back because we might have missed a few others 888 01:07:20,020 --> 01:07:38,020 I don't think I'll ever make it on time. By the time I grab a book set, I give myself a look. I'm at the corner just in time to see the boss fly by. It's alright. Hey Zach. Mark Paul Gosselaar. Mark Paul Gosselaar. 889 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,020 Mario Lopez. 890 01:07:49,660 --> 01:07:53,060 Dustin Diamond. Screech is after you. 891 01:07:57,300 --> 01:07:59,620 Tiffany Amber Thiessen. 892 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:03,560 Elizabeth Berkley. 893 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:09,860 Lark Vouris. Lark. 894 01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:12,800 And Dennis Haskins. 895 01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:19,300 And Dennis Haskins as Mr. Building. 896 01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:34,640 It's alright. Cause I'm saved by the bell. It's alright. Cause I'm saved by the bell. It's alright. Cause I'm saved by the bell. 897 01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:39,260 Thank you for your glorious day. 898 01:08:39,260 --> 01:08:43,220 Anaconda G. Thank you very much for that. And you know what that means, don't you? 899 01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,760 You know exactly what that means. 900 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:59,540 Anaconda G. 901 01:08:59,540 --> 01:09:18,700 I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh Lord. And I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life. Oh Lord. 902 01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:30,220 Thanks very much. Anaconda G. Now. We'll head down to this salesman downstairs and see what he has in his tuck shop. 903 01:09:30,660 --> 01:09:33,780 I hear fucking TY tuck shop down here, man. 904 01:09:33,820 --> 01:09:34,320 It's unreal. 905 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,160 There's a guy who's in TY. 906 01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:43,000 He's about fucking 56, though, but he's repeating TY for the 50th year in a row, man. 907 01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:45,020 He's doing a great tuck shop as well. 908 01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:49,920 He actually stayed in TY because he was doing such good business in the tuck shop down here. 909 01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:51,000 He's not leaving. 910 01:09:52,420 --> 01:09:57,360 He started the mini company a few years back, and he hasn't left the school since. 911 01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:00,800 He sells fucking blackjacks, tamagotchis, and pistols. 912 01:10:01,380 --> 01:10:04,880 Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger. 913 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:07,700 TY merchant. 914 01:10:09,460 --> 01:10:10,180 No. 915 01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,660 What are you buying? 916 01:10:15,060 --> 01:10:15,600 It depends. 917 01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:17,580 What have you got, the old dog? 918 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:19,720 Hmm. 919 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,280 Rocket launcher, yeah. 920 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:24,940 Stock for the TMP. 921 01:10:24,940 --> 01:10:32,160 I think we're going to have to go for the stock for the TMP. 922 01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:34,560 Let's have a little look here now at the... 923 01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:35,540 What are you buying? 924 01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:38,600 Shotgun. 925 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:40,960 Up to level 3 firepower. 926 01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:44,700 Oh, rifle. 927 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:45,760 Up to fucking... 928 01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:47,920 Level 2 for the 10 grand. 929 01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:49,780 Level 2 for the 10 grand. 930 01:10:49,980 --> 01:10:50,180 Yeah. 931 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:50,940 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 932 01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:51,620 Is that all? 933 01:10:51,620 --> 01:10:52,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 934 01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:53,580 Thank you. 935 01:10:53,580 --> 01:10:55,980 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 936 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:57,600 And then we will tune up... 937 01:10:57,600 --> 01:10:58,140 What are you buying? 938 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:02,640 Tune up another little piece that we have here in the pocket. 939 01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:08,160 Fuck, I don't know. 940 01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:09,040 I don't know. 941 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:09,880 I don't know. 942 01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:10,760 I don't know. 943 01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:13,720 Hello, my name is Cucumber. 944 01:11:13,860 --> 01:11:14,820 Thank you very much. 945 01:11:15,820 --> 01:11:16,640 Thank you very much. 946 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:18,980 Just checking in to say have a good one, mate. 947 01:11:19,220 --> 01:11:20,800 And for a shout out for my bro. 948 01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:21,740 He's getting married today. 949 01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:23,760 Big shout out to Cucumber's brother. 950 01:11:24,540 --> 01:11:25,680 And best luck with the wedding. 951 01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:30,160 The wedding bells and the rest of the life married happily. 952 01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:31,240 Hopefully. 953 01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:35,880 And hopefully the honeymoon goes absolutely fantastically. 954 01:11:36,620 --> 01:11:38,540 Just all the best for the wedding days. 955 01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:39,640 And wedding bells. 956 01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:41,320 And may the fun never end. 957 01:11:41,660 --> 01:11:42,020 Always. 958 01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:42,860 And forever. 959 01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:44,420 You're locked in. 960 01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:46,320 You're locked in now. 961 01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:48,200 That's it. 962 01:11:50,140 --> 01:11:50,820 That's it. 963 01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:55,900 There's no escape. 964 01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:57,980 Best you luck. 965 01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:05,600 We might save the money anyways. 966 01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:06,540 And we'll come back to him. 967 01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:07,980 Because I believe that we will. 968 01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:10,040 If we save. 969 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:10,880 If we're wise. 970 01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:12,280 And we keep the money saved. 971 01:12:12,460 --> 01:12:13,320 It could actually. 972 01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:14,560 It could actually. 973 01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:16,200 Benefitters. 974 01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:17,360 Benefit us. 975 01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:19,020 In the future. 976 01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:21,120 Benefitters. 977 01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:22,400 Is going to be a new. 978 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:23,700 Shame. 979 01:12:24,180 --> 01:12:25,480 Poverty shaming show. 980 01:12:26,020 --> 01:12:27,700 On channel 4. 981 01:12:27,860 --> 01:12:28,100 Called. 982 01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:29,460 Benefitters. 983 01:12:30,860 --> 01:12:31,340 And. 984 01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:32,520 It's a game show. 985 01:12:32,660 --> 01:12:32,860 Like. 986 01:12:33,180 --> 01:12:34,020 Takeshi's castle. 987 01:12:34,620 --> 01:12:35,440 Where they. 988 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:36,680 Shame. 989 01:12:37,940 --> 01:12:39,640 The underclass of society. 990 01:12:40,420 --> 01:12:41,720 And we're all watching it. 991 01:12:41,780 --> 01:12:41,940 At home. 992 01:12:42,020 --> 01:12:42,140 Going. 993 01:12:42,260 --> 01:12:42,580 Oh. 994 01:12:42,660 --> 01:12:43,320 It's so wrong. 995 01:12:43,380 --> 01:12:44,080 But it's fucking class. 996 01:12:44,140 --> 01:12:45,060 Can't stop eating shit. 997 01:12:45,100 --> 01:12:45,700 And watching this. 998 01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:47,760 Now. 999 01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:49,220 Let's go. 1000 01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:49,700 Let's go. 1001 01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:50,140 Let's go. 1002 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:50,540 Let's go. 1003 01:12:50,620 --> 01:12:51,000 Let's go. 1004 01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:58,040 Jump over. 1005 01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:00,320 Ethan Fontaine Newgate. 1006 01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:00,820 How are you? 1007 01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:02,140 Who's Martin Roberts? 1008 01:13:03,140 --> 01:13:04,300 There's a little jewel down there. 1009 01:13:04,340 --> 01:13:05,060 There's a blue jewel. 1010 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,500 There's a few blue jewels here man. 1011 01:13:10,340 --> 01:13:11,200 We've missed them all. 1012 01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:12,480 We might as well go back to the start. 1013 01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:12,680 And. 1014 01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:14,040 And jewel it up. 1015 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:16,260 Julian Cleary man. 1016 01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:19,260 Julians of midfield. 1017 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,000 Blue Julians. 1018 01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:24,020 It's going to be the adult version of Julians. 1019 01:13:24,140 --> 01:13:25,240 It's going to be opening soon enough. 1020 01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:26,180 Blue Julians man. 1021 01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:28,400 It's going to be over 18 to go there. 1022 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:29,560 It's going to be like Amsterdam. 1023 01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:30,880 In Swinford. 1024 01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:32,060 It's going to be like. 1025 01:13:32,220 --> 01:13:32,940 It's going to be like. 1026 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,020 Red Runes. 1027 01:13:35,140 --> 01:13:36,240 It's going to be bingo. 1028 01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:38,960 It's going to be a chaos chamber. 1029 01:13:39,780 --> 01:13:42,140 It's going to be absolute nonstop. 1030 01:13:43,540 --> 01:13:43,980 Peol. 1031 01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:45,500 August crack. 1032 01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:47,120 Now. 1033 01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:49,920 There's something else I want to hit you with. 1034 01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:50,820 Blue Jewel. 1035 01:13:56,820 --> 01:13:58,200 Where the fuck am I going man. 1036 01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,000 Does anybody see where the blue jewels are? 1037 01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:01,100 Map. 1038 01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:04,520 They call me the map daddy. 1039 01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:23,620 Who's the statue of in Swimford? That is of a wife saying goodbye to her husband who had to emigrate to England or wherever to make the money, you know? 1040 01:14:29,140 --> 01:14:33,460 Sad times. Sad times. Sad times. Sad times. Sad times. 1041 01:14:42,780 --> 01:14:47,100 Okay, another two blue jewels. We got that blue jewel. Blue jewel. 1042 01:14:54,460 --> 01:14:56,680 Cheech and Chan up in smoke. 1043 01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:10,120 Does the brain drain ever stop? No, it's a continuous fucking conveyor belt of brain drainage. 1044 01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:18,600 Max Darwin, thank you very much. Oh yeah, you wanted a tune from last night played. Lion. I'll play that tune. 1045 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:26,760 And I'll play you in the air. I'll raise you in the air. And I'll see you a lion. Lion bar. 1046 01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:30,360 In a moment. 1047 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:39,080 Thank you very much, Max. And hello, my name is Cucumber. I live on the second floor. 1048 01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:51,080 Uh, my mate, I'm a gobshite and I timed it so wrong. He went to the bog as soon as the donation went through. Ha! Could I ask for one last congratulations for him? It would definitely make his day. Thank you. You're a real legend. 1049 01:15:51,080 --> 01:16:11,820 Well, well, well, well. Number two, Mr. Cucumber. How are you getting on, Mr. Cucumber and the brother who's getting married today? I want to tell you something, man. Best of luck for the marriage. It's a fucking promise. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's an absolute love lock that you've got to keep and you're in there forever. Remember that. 1050 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:37,780 Once you're in there, there's never, ever, ever any way you're getting out of that. And that's the fucking beauty of it. And all the best. And it's going to be beautiful as well. And I want the honeymoon to be fantastic for you. Take plenty of photographs. And have a good time. And remember to relax. It's not all about fucking doing this, that and the other and making sure that it's for yourselves. It's not for anyone else, but it's for yourselves. 1051 01:16:39,220 --> 01:17:03,540 Also, remember it's marriage is fucking give and take. Okay. It's not all easy street. You need to be able to put the hours in. And there are many. There are actually endless amounts of hours and they will keep coming. But remember that it's all going to come back to you in kind. 1052 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:21,640 So remember all the best with the marriage and always, always, always remember that you're married. Best of luck with that and God bless. And thank you very much. And remember forever. See you later. 1053 01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:25,320 No, I can't see further than that. 1054 01:17:49,740 --> 01:17:54,700 I can hear it calling in the air tonight. 1055 01:17:56,140 --> 01:17:57,060 Marriage. 1056 01:18:01,780 --> 01:18:03,420 Pat Cox MEP here. 1057 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:05,420 Thank you very much, Pat Cox MEP here. 1058 01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:07,140 Pat Cox MEP here. 1059 01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:09,120 Thank you very much. 1060 01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:10,740 Good evening, Gary. 1061 01:18:11,540 --> 01:18:12,700 Thank you very much. 1062 01:18:13,020 --> 01:18:14,540 Pat Cox MEP here. 1063 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,140 A dose of nannogitis. 1064 01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:17,340 Thanks very much for that. 1065 01:18:17,340 --> 01:18:22,900 It's a lovely little situation to be bestowed upon me on this, the day of my birth. 1066 01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:26,580 It's not really. 1067 01:18:26,620 --> 01:18:27,580 It's not really my birthday. 1068 01:18:27,740 --> 01:18:28,100 It's not really. 1069 01:18:28,260 --> 01:18:28,980 Why I said that. 1070 01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:40,700 Thank you very much for that, Pat Cox MEP. 1071 01:18:46,620 --> 01:18:48,120 Streaming a bit early, Francis. 1072 01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:48,660 Fairplace. 1073 01:18:48,740 --> 01:18:49,700 Not that early, man. 1074 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:51,880 Half is 25 to 11. 1075 01:18:53,820 --> 01:19:04,060 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 oh no now we're gonna go into the church for a bit of mass 1076 01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:08,960 It's not my birthday. I'm only messing why I said it was 1077 01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:13,520 Imagine that happened to you on your birthday 1078 01:19:15,180 --> 01:19:23,020 You would be dead they give you a bit of grace in the game like where you survive those kind of attacks fuck no 1079 01:19:23,020 --> 01:19:25,020 Oh 1080 01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:31,380 On board of got fucking worms well one of them's got worms 1081 01:19:31,380 --> 01:19:33,380 Oh 1082 01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:58,080 You piece of shit. Thank you very much 1083 01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:04,080 You piece of shit. Thank you very much 1084 01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:09,480 You piece of shit. Thank you very much 1085 01:20:12,980 --> 01:20:19,980 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields there's nothing I like more than lashing a few stickings into the fireplace and 1086 01:20:20,180 --> 01:20:25,480 Setting fire to them be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going 1087 01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:31,180 I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flow 1088 01:20:31,580 --> 01:20:35,580 Once those flames are licking high it's time to stick your coal in it 1089 01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:45,580 You can generate extra drafage by using your gooch as a waft now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames 1090 01:20:46,700 --> 01:20:50,160 This message was brought to you by firelighters 1091 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,940 *Sigh* 1092 01:20:52,940 --> 01:20:55,000 *Sigh* 1093 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:55,940 *Sigh* 1094 01:20:55,940 --> 01:20:56,940 *Sigh* 1095 01:20:56,940 --> 01:20:57,940 *Sigh* 1096 01:20:57,940 --> 01:20:58,940 *Sigh* 1097 01:20:58,940 --> 01:21:00,940 *Sigh* 1098 01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:04,940 *Sigh* 1099 01:21:04,940 --> 01:21:06,940 *Sigh* 1100 01:21:06,940 --> 01:21:07,940 *Sigh* 1101 01:21:07,940 --> 01:21:08,940 *Sigh* 1102 01:21:08,940 --> 01:21:19,400 Hello. How you doing? What's the crack? Francis is back again. It's not my birthday though. I promise you that. 1103 01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:22,560 one moment 1104 01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:30,380 Resi 4 1105 01:21:30,380 --> 01:21:36,220 Resi 4 1106 01:21:36,220 --> 01:21:39,160 Resi 4 Frank McCourt 1107 01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:40,580 let's have a look here 1108 01:21:40,580 --> 01:21:43,280 we've got a few 1109 01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:44,120 we've got a few 1110 01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,580 we've got a chaos collected 1111 01:21:45,580 --> 01:21:47,040 we've got a bit of a Mr. Chaos 1112 01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:47,980 on our hands here 1113 01:21:47,980 --> 01:21:49,980 by the name of James Smith 1114 01:21:49,980 --> 01:21:51,600 let's have a look 1115 01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,720 who says Francis is cringe 1116 01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:57,920 let's have a look at James Smith's channel 1117 01:21:57,920 --> 01:21:59,980 see who this guy is 1118 01:21:59,980 --> 01:22:01,800 he's a real ball buster 1119 01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:13,380 James Smith 1120 01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,240 liked videos 1121 01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:19,560 he's got a 1122 01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:21,680 James Smith has got a liked video 1123 01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:24,100 about the best AK ever built 1124 01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:27,700 he likes to look at videos about guns and shit 1125 01:22:27,700 --> 01:22:32,440 applying for concealed firearm permit in California 1126 01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:35,180 cyberpunk too 1127 01:22:35,180 --> 01:22:38,500 he likes videos about video games 1128 01:22:39,060 --> 01:22:41,060 maybe I would recommend 1129 01:22:41,060 --> 01:22:43,360 go and fucking stick on a bit of brown noise 1130 01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:48,240 and then maybe listen to a bit of Bradley Cooper as well on loop 1131 01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,520 and then come back to us 1132 01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:52,060 and we'll see how you're getting on there 1133 01:22:52,060 --> 01:22:55,100 and 1134 01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:57,680 do come back 1135 01:22:57,680 --> 01:22:59,180 do come back to us James 1136 01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:00,860 because we will be waiting for you 1137 01:23:00,860 --> 01:23:02,560 but I'm afraid 1138 01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:04,440 we'll definitely be waiting for you here 1139 01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:05,800 and we want to see you here 1140 01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:07,100 all the time 1141 01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:07,720 James 1142 01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:09,880 we love you 1143 01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:11,200 and we love your brown noise 1144 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:12,300 and your fucking channel 1145 01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:13,020 it's class 1146 01:23:13,020 --> 01:23:13,860 best of luck 1147 01:23:13,860 --> 01:23:15,680 with the rest of 1148 01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:16,960 stuff going on 1149 01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:19,400 whatever is going on 1150 01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:20,700 see you James 1151 01:23:20,700 --> 01:23:43,160 now 1152 01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:47,260 that's one in the pulse 1153 01:23:47,260 --> 01:23:48,940 another one 1154 01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:50,140 regeneration squad 1155 01:23:50,140 --> 01:23:51,300 guy's got worms 1156 01:23:51,300 --> 01:23:52,820 he needs to be taken to a vet 1157 01:23:52,820 --> 01:23:54,160 see that guy 1158 01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:55,580 he only took one slug 1159 01:23:55,580 --> 01:23:56,400 and then he's gone 1160 01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:58,340 the last time he took a few slugs 1161 01:23:58,340 --> 01:24:00,000 I think the aim of the game 1162 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,440 is not to let them regenerate 1163 01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:02,460 if they regenerate 1164 01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:03,160 then you're gone 1165 01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:04,760 you're as good as gone 1166 01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:19,840 we've done this 1167 01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:21,200 I think we've done this. 1168 01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:31,200 We all the Blue Jewels got. 1169 01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:39,440 Oh, I missed the Blue Jewels. 1170 01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:43,120 James put me off, man. 1171 01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:44,320 It's Bradley Cooper. 1172 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:51,200 James is off listening to his Brown Noise playlist. 1173 01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:52,880 Playing with his Bradley Pooper. 1174 01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:55,600 Listening to fucking Brown Noise Volume 6. 1175 01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:59,520 Music for brown... music for brown poopers. 1176 01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:01,440 Brownly Pooper. 1177 01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:04,480 Fucking a star is born. 1178 01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:08,720 A chocolate starfish is born. 1179 01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:10,480 Scatman-Doo. 1180 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:16,480 Where's the Blue Jewel of Life? 1181 01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:19,760 I got it. I got it by the fucking dogs. 1182 01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:44,960 Oh, Bradley Cooper, Brown Noise playlist. 1183 01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:52,720 That song was absolute shite as well. 1184 01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:55,520 I wouldn't mind if it was the one that they did the smooching on. 1185 01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:56,240 You hear? 1186 01:25:56,240 --> 01:25:57,360 Uh, Cooper broke up. 1187 01:25:57,360 --> 01:26:00,960 Broke up with the wife, man, after the fucking Gaga movie he did. 1188 01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:01,760 She didn't like it. 1189 01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:06,640 That song was cack. 1190 01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:10,080 The one that they did themselves, the two of them. 1191 01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:12,800 That one he was playing there on his own. 1192 01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:14,720 That was, that was the worst cack. 1193 01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:16,960 That was Brown Noise. 1194 01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:19,440 That was like Brown Noise Volume 7. 1195 01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:21,440 *Bang* 1196 01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:34,560 Kyo's... 1197 01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:37,600 Flavoured ghosties. 1198 01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:39,520 Says it there man. 1199 01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:41,040 Shit movie. 1200 01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:42,560 Shit song. 1201 01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:50,080 He plays... *laughs* 1202 01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:51,280 He plays... 1203 01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:54,400 See the thing about fucking Brownlee Pooper is... 1204 01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:58,560 He plays a decent raccoon in that superhero film. 1205 01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:01,600 But in the fucking loved one with Gaga. 1206 01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,200 He's shite. 1207 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:13,520 He was great in Limitless. 1208 01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:17,680 Aye, he was good in the... What was that other one? 1209 01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:20,240 Silver Linens Playbook. 1210 01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:26,320 There was a fella in it who'd bought a mortgage on the house and they were... 1211 01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:27,680 He was impressing his friends and then... 1212 01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:30,320 Like when they're in the hallway, it'd be like this. 1213 01:27:30,320 --> 01:27:30,720 And a few... 1214 01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:31,520 *Bang* 1215 01:27:31,520 --> 01:27:32,480 It's a fucking killer. 1216 01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:33,040 *Bang* 1217 01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:34,080 *Bang* 1218 01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:36,080 I thought that was funny. 1219 01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:38,080 I thought that was funny. 1220 01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:40,080 I thought that was funny. 1221 01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:42,080 I thought that was funny. 1222 01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:44,080 I thought that was funny. 1223 01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:46,080 I thought that was funny. 1224 01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:48,080 I thought that was funny. 1225 01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:50,080 I thought that was funny. 1226 01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:52,080 Maybe we'll go into the church. 1227 01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:54,080 Maybe we'll go into the store. 1228 01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:56,080 Don't push. 1229 01:27:56,080 --> 01:27:58,080 We've got to relax. 1230 01:27:58,080 --> 01:28:00,080 We've got to relax. 1231 01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:24,080 No. Math time. 1232 01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:46,080 This is for Max Darwin. 1233 01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:50,080 Who requested the panpiped version of In The Air Tonight. 1234 01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:58,080 I think. 1235 01:28:58,080 --> 01:29:00,080 I think. I'm not sure. 1236 01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:08,080 Redzy baby. 1237 01:29:08,080 --> 01:29:10,080 Thank you very much Redzy baby. 1238 01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:12,080 And you say. Don't mind. 1239 01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:14,080 Don't mind James. 1240 01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:16,080 Anyone who says your cringe isn't your friend. 1241 01:29:16,080 --> 01:29:18,080 Don't let him ruin your birthday. 1242 01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:19,080 I hope you have a lovely time. 1243 01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:21,080 Well it isn't my birthday man. 1244 01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:23,080 I don't know why I said it was. 1245 01:29:23,080 --> 01:29:25,080 But thank you very much. 1246 01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:27,080 I was just lying. 1247 01:29:27,080 --> 01:29:29,080 I was telling lies. 1248 01:29:29,080 --> 01:29:31,080 It's a shame about James. 1249 01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:35,080 I can feel it coming in the air tonight. 1250 01:29:35,080 --> 01:29:37,080 Oh Lord. 1251 01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:41,080 And I've been waiting for this moment. 1252 01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:43,080 For all of my hands. 1253 01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:45,080 Oh Lord. 1254 01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:50,040 Great stuff. 1255 01:29:51,380 --> 01:29:53,400 Inishki in the air tonight. 1256 01:29:53,700 --> 01:29:54,180 Inishki. 1257 01:30:04,180 --> 01:30:04,700 Brilliant. 1258 01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:06,440 Brilliant. 1259 01:30:07,280 --> 01:30:08,960 Thank you very much, Redzy Baby. 1260 01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:12,380 And to James Smith, best luck to you, man. 1261 01:30:12,460 --> 01:30:13,280 Sorry about everything. 1262 01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:14,980 It's all in the past now. 1263 01:30:15,860 --> 01:30:18,680 But this is dedicated to you, James. 1264 01:30:19,860 --> 01:30:23,680 And Bradley Cooper's Brown Music Stinky Playlist. 1265 01:30:37,580 --> 01:30:39,620 The insignia is everywhere. 1266 01:30:39,620 --> 01:30:43,100 I wonder if it's a religion from this region. 1267 01:30:43,180 --> 01:31:01,880 I hope that you're doing okay, James Smith. 1268 01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:08,360 Maybe you're in your bed now. 1269 01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:14,200 Looking at the pictures of Bradley Cooper on Google Image Search. 1270 01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:24,040 Or maybe just listening to a playlist you've made of him and some brown music on an eight-hour loop. 1271 01:31:24,900 --> 01:31:31,240 I hope that you find it within yourself to forgive and forget. 1272 01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:39,380 Ashley's got to be in here somewhere. 1273 01:31:39,380 --> 01:31:44,440 There's got to be a way to open this. 1274 01:31:44,440 --> 01:31:50,120 Ashley's got to be in here somewhere. 1275 01:31:50,120 --> 01:31:54,720 There's got to be a way to open this. 1276 01:31:54,720 --> 01:32:03,420 Ashley's got to be in here somewhere. 1277 01:32:03,420 --> 01:32:06,720 There's got to be a way to open this. 1278 01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:10,860 Okay, yeah. 1279 01:32:10,860 --> 01:32:10,980 Okay, yeah. 1280 01:32:10,980 --> 01:32:11,660 We managed. 1281 01:32:11,740 --> 01:32:12,360 That was seamless. 1282 01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:13,660 We managed to do it. 1283 01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:15,800 And now I think we jump onto this, York. 1284 01:32:17,200 --> 01:32:18,320 Wow, look at this. 1285 01:32:20,120 --> 01:32:20,640 Wow. 1286 01:32:23,120 --> 01:32:53,100 Thank you. 1287 01:32:53,100 --> 01:33:23,080 Thank you. 1288 01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:25,080 Thank you. 1289 01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:38,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland spreads forth into your hands. The blue ink ribbon. 1290 01:33:38,420 --> 01:33:40,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1291 01:33:40,420 --> 01:33:44,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1292 01:33:44,420 --> 01:33:48,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1293 01:33:48,420 --> 01:33:50,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1294 01:33:50,420 --> 01:33:52,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1295 01:33:52,420 --> 01:33:54,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1296 01:33:54,420 --> 01:33:58,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1297 01:33:58,420 --> 01:34:00,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1298 01:34:00,420 --> 01:34:02,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1299 01:34:02,420 --> 01:34:04,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1300 01:34:04,420 --> 01:34:06,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1301 01:34:06,420 --> 01:34:08,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1302 01:34:08,420 --> 01:34:10,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1303 01:34:10,420 --> 01:34:12,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1304 01:34:12,420 --> 01:34:14,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1305 01:34:14,420 --> 01:34:16,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1306 01:34:16,420 --> 01:34:18,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1307 01:34:18,420 --> 01:34:20,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1308 01:34:20,420 --> 01:34:22,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1309 01:34:22,420 --> 01:34:24,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1310 01:34:24,420 --> 01:34:26,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1311 01:34:26,420 --> 01:34:28,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1312 01:34:28,420 --> 01:34:30,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1313 01:34:30,420 --> 01:34:32,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1314 01:34:32,420 --> 01:34:34,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1315 01:34:34,420 --> 01:34:36,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1316 01:34:36,420 --> 01:34:38,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1317 01:34:38,420 --> 01:34:40,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1318 01:34:40,420 --> 01:34:42,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1319 01:34:42,420 --> 01:34:44,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1320 01:34:44,420 --> 01:34:46,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1321 01:34:46,420 --> 01:34:48,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1322 01:34:48,420 --> 01:34:50,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1323 01:34:50,420 --> 01:34:52,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1324 01:34:52,420 --> 01:34:54,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1325 01:34:54,420 --> 01:34:56,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1326 01:34:56,420 --> 01:34:58,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1327 01:34:58,420 --> 01:35:00,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1328 01:35:00,420 --> 01:35:02,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1329 01:35:02,420 --> 01:35:04,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1330 01:35:04,420 --> 01:35:05,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1331 01:35:05,420 --> 01:35:06,420 The blue ink of Geppetoland. 1332 01:35:06,420 --> 01:35:08,420 Jimmy Sadler. 1333 01:35:08,420 --> 01:35:10,420 Of the BBC. 1334 01:35:10,420 --> 01:35:12,420 What we need to do now is destroy him. 1335 01:35:12,420 --> 01:35:14,420 And everything he stands for. 1336 01:35:14,420 --> 01:35:16,420 We need to make this pattern. 1337 01:35:16,420 --> 01:35:18,420 Underneath. 1338 01:35:18,420 --> 01:35:20,420 Red RGB. 1339 01:35:20,420 --> 01:35:22,420 RGB. 1340 01:35:22,420 --> 01:35:24,420 RGB. 1341 01:35:24,420 --> 01:35:28,420 James Smith. 1342 01:35:28,420 --> 01:35:30,420 Thank you very much. 1343 01:35:30,420 --> 01:35:32,420 Great to see you have come back. 1344 01:35:32,420 --> 01:35:34,420 And seen the light. 1345 01:35:34,420 --> 01:35:38,420 Thank you very much James Smith. 1346 01:35:38,420 --> 01:35:40,420 You're a good guy. 1347 01:35:40,420 --> 01:35:42,420 You're one of the good guys. 1348 01:35:42,420 --> 01:35:44,420 Now combine. 1349 01:35:44,420 --> 01:35:46,420 Okay. 1350 01:35:46,420 --> 01:35:46,420 Okay. 1351 01:35:46,420 --> 01:35:47,420 Okay. 1352 01:35:47,420 --> 01:35:48,420 Okay. 1353 01:35:48,420 --> 01:35:48,420 Okay. 1354 01:35:48,420 --> 01:35:48,420 Okay. 1355 01:35:48,420 --> 01:35:49,420 Okay. 1356 01:35:49,420 --> 01:35:50,420 I know what we gotta do. 1357 01:35:50,420 --> 01:35:52,420 I know what we gotta do here. 1358 01:35:52,420 --> 01:35:54,420 I know what we gotta do here. 1359 01:35:54,420 --> 01:35:56,420 I know what we gotta do here. 1360 01:35:56,420 --> 01:36:02,320 I know what we gotta do here. It's obvious. It's obvious. 1361 01:36:12,660 --> 01:36:14,800 Yeah, you want that. You want that. No. 1362 01:36:15,420 --> 01:36:19,560 And then the red one, you want a big chunk on the top right. 1363 01:36:21,060 --> 01:36:23,920 You want a big chunk. You want that one. 1364 01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:25,740 You want that one. 1365 01:36:25,740 --> 01:36:35,460 You want that one. Big chunk on the top right. Big chunk. Big chunk on the top right. That's it. 1366 01:36:36,420 --> 01:36:41,940 And then on the blue one, you got a little blue jewel and you turn that one around. 1367 01:36:47,780 --> 01:36:48,640 Two both. 1368 01:36:52,080 --> 01:36:52,600 There. 1369 01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:55,640 And then we combine. 1370 01:36:58,840 --> 01:36:59,920 Nothing's happened. 1371 01:37:01,740 --> 01:37:02,360 Bear with me. 1372 01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:03,820 Bear with me. 1373 01:37:06,660 --> 01:37:07,660 Bear with me here. 1374 01:37:08,460 --> 01:37:09,100 Bear with me here. 1375 01:37:15,840 --> 01:37:16,740 The green one. 1376 01:37:20,400 --> 01:37:21,700 And now we combine. 1377 01:37:24,160 --> 01:37:25,400 And nothing's happened. 1378 01:37:26,120 --> 01:37:26,960 Stay with me here. 1379 01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:33,000 We might put on a bit of brown noise while we're waiting for this to get going. 1380 01:37:38,620 --> 01:37:39,620 Brown noise. 1381 01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620 Brown noise. 1382 01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620 Brown noise. 1383 01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620 Brown noise. 1384 01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620 Brown noise. 1385 01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620 Brown noise. 1386 01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620 Brown noise. 1387 01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620 Brown noise. 1388 01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620 Brown noise. 1389 01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:39,620 Brown noise. 1390 01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:40,620 Brown noise. 1391 01:37:40,620 --> 01:37:40,620 Remastered. 1392 01:37:40,620 --> 01:37:41,620 Eight hours. 1393 01:37:41,620 --> 01:37:41,620 Smooth and relaxing tinnitus. 1394 01:37:41,620 --> 01:37:58,840 Brown noise remastered eight hours, smooth and relaxing tinnitus. 1395 01:37:58,840 --> 01:38:05,840 That might be handy actually, I have the tinnitus bad style. 1396 01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:32,600 Red is correct. But green, green is not. 1397 01:38:32,600 --> 01:39:02,220 Now, watch this. Watch this. Bit of brown noise for you. Donovan Shields. Thank you very much, Donovan Shields. We'll turn the brown noise off now. We don't need that. 1398 01:39:02,220 --> 01:39:19,400 Donovan Shields. Best look, Donovan Shields. Thanks very much, Donovan Shields. Groovy Tom. Thanks very much, Groovy Tom. Groovers Tumas. 1399 01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:42,400 I'm always grooving, man. Hey, Rio. Come and get some dogs. 1400 01:39:42,400 --> 01:40:10,000 Thanks very much Groovy Tom and James Smith. I didn't mean to do you wrong. 1401 01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:30,800 I'm so delighted to win. I look so hard for this. Newly crowned Miss Universe Ireland says she's proud to be a role model for young girls. 1402 01:40:30,800 --> 01:41:00,780 I'm so glad you're here. 1403 01:41:00,780 --> 01:41:09,780 Absolute, absolute trash week. She should have thrown that week in the trash can because there was no good going to come of it. 1404 01:41:11,780 --> 01:41:26,520 Another bad week for swing gate politician Maria Bailey. Fellow Fine Gael TD Fergus O'Dowd revealed last week that he doesn't think Bailey should stand for the party. 1405 01:41:26,780 --> 01:41:42,700 In the next G.E. That's general election to you and to me. Break it down Tom. Break it down Tom. That's it Tom. Keep dancing. Keep dancing Tom. You've got it made. 1406 01:41:43,780 --> 01:41:52,680 Speaking on the radio O'Dowd admitted. People are deeply concerned that what Maria Bailey did was wrong and I think that's the reality for her. 1407 01:41:52,780 --> 01:42:01,780 I would prefer that she didn't stand. Yes, I would prefer it of course, but I can't influence that. I can't influence that. 1408 01:42:01,780 --> 01:42:08,780 O'Dowd's critical remarks follow more revelations that Bailey had actually requested. 1409 01:42:08,780 --> 01:42:16,780 20,000 euro in compensation from the Dean Hotel. The Dean Hotel in her personal injuries claim. 1410 01:42:17,780 --> 01:42:30,780 Despite previously claiming she had asked for seven grand. Meanwhile, CEO of Glick Click and Go Insurance said this week he is eternally grateful to Bailey for exposing exaggerated claims. 1411 01:42:33,780 --> 01:42:37,780 Just threw that one in to try and soften the blow over bullshit. 1412 01:42:40,780 --> 01:42:43,980 Sail on at Harvey Norman's, if you can be arsed. 1413 01:42:49,120 --> 01:42:52,260 Exclusive Bake Off star dumped by Young Lover. 1414 01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:54,960 I had to leave controlling Paul. 1415 01:42:58,300 --> 01:43:09,000 Seething summer Montes Fulham stormed out of Paul Hollywood's mansion in the middle of the night, furious at his controlling behaviour. 1416 01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:25,080 The former barmaid, 24, quit the 1 million euro love nest she shared with the Bake Off star after he tried to get her to sign a legally binding non-disclosure agreement. 1417 01:43:29,400 --> 01:43:43,220 The agreement drawn up by Paul's lawyers demanded she could not discuss their sex life, tele-judge Paul's wealth or anything about their private lives. 1418 01:43:43,900 --> 01:43:49,020 But she flatly refused and decided trust had gone out of their two-year love affair. 1419 01:43:52,360 --> 01:43:54,240 Non-disclosure agreement. 1420 01:43:57,520 --> 01:43:59,860 Well done, she got the fuck out of Dodge there. 1421 01:44:00,740 --> 01:44:02,300 Sounds like a bad egg. 1422 01:44:04,860 --> 01:44:07,440 Look, there they are, smooching it up, big style. 1423 01:44:07,880 --> 01:44:11,420 And that's her packing the bags and getting the fuck out of Dodge. 1424 01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:17,180 Non-disclosure agreement, my whole. 1425 01:44:17,180 --> 01:44:28,920 Robert Kennedy's granddaughter found fucking dead, Jesus Christ. 1426 01:44:29,820 --> 01:44:32,000 Younger than 22. 1427 01:44:39,840 --> 01:44:41,580 Anyway, we'll get back to it. 1428 01:44:42,040 --> 01:44:42,900 We'll get back to it. 1429 01:44:42,900 --> 01:44:42,900 We'll get back to it. 1430 01:44:42,900 --> 01:44:57,760 Donovan Shields. 1431 01:44:57,760 --> 01:44:57,760 Donovan Shields. 1432 01:44:58,000 --> 01:45:00,160 This goes out to you, Donovan Shields. 1433 01:45:00,380 --> 01:45:02,040 You are the best shield. 1434 01:45:02,520 --> 01:45:04,160 Do you wear shields? 1435 01:45:04,160 --> 01:45:14,140 I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord. 1436 01:45:14,140 --> 01:45:15,140 Donovan Shields. 1437 01:45:15,140 --> 01:45:28,720 And I've been waiting for this moment for all of my time, oh Lord. 1438 01:45:28,720 --> 01:45:32,720 Have you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord. 1439 01:45:32,720 --> 01:45:37,680 Thanks very much Donovan Shields. 1440 01:45:37,680 --> 01:45:38,960 It's great to have you Donovan. 1441 01:45:38,960 --> 01:45:41,960 And I hope you're fucking well shielded. 1442 01:45:47,100 --> 01:45:49,800 Francis, you should do the voice for an audio book. 1443 01:45:50,980 --> 01:45:53,620 I was thinking, shall I read Angela's Ashes? 1444 01:45:54,160 --> 01:45:59,300 Or shall I read fucking Ashes by Jerry Hannon? 1445 01:46:01,280 --> 01:46:07,740 Would there be a fucking copyright claim made against me or what? 1446 01:46:07,740 --> 01:46:08,520 I don't know. 1447 01:46:11,740 --> 01:46:15,700 Maybe I could read The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown. 1448 01:46:20,240 --> 01:46:23,260 Would it be class Kio's flavored ghosties? 1449 01:46:25,200 --> 01:46:26,520 Did you have a consent? 1450 01:46:36,480 --> 01:46:39,120 We've used this, we've used this, we don't need to do anything. 1451 01:46:39,540 --> 01:46:42,340 Tis in my ass by Jerry Hannon. 1452 01:46:44,920 --> 01:46:46,440 It's called Tis in my ass. 1453 01:46:49,520 --> 01:46:50,360 Trees of Carmody. 1454 01:46:50,900 --> 01:46:52,440 Trees of Carmody's parents. 1455 01:46:53,140 --> 01:46:54,760 Trees of Carmody's family at least. 1456 01:46:54,860 --> 01:46:55,820 You owe them an apology. 1457 01:46:55,940 --> 01:46:57,820 You trolled Willie Harold. 1458 01:46:58,400 --> 01:46:59,720 You trolled Willie Harold. 1459 01:47:00,400 --> 01:47:01,720 You trolled Willie Harold. 1460 01:47:04,400 --> 01:47:08,020 Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment? 1461 01:47:09,480 --> 01:47:10,960 With Lord Sadler. 1462 01:47:12,120 --> 01:47:13,480 With Leon Kennedy. 1463 01:47:14,320 --> 01:47:14,940 Why did you... 1464 01:47:14,940 --> 01:47:16,960 Come here we go. 1465 01:47:17,260 --> 01:47:17,780 Ashley's right. 1466 01:47:17,780 --> 01:47:17,940 Hey, get easy. 1467 01:47:19,120 --> 01:47:20,800 No, get away. 1468 01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:22,440 Calm down. 1469 01:47:23,080 --> 01:47:24,600 Everything's going to be just fine. 1470 01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:26,400 My name's Leon. 1471 01:47:26,900 --> 01:47:28,860 I'm under the president's order to rescue you. 1472 01:47:29,380 --> 01:47:29,760 What? 1473 01:47:30,680 --> 01:47:31,580 My father? 1474 01:47:32,000 --> 01:47:32,500 That's right. 1475 01:47:32,900 --> 01:47:34,180 And I have to get you out of here. 1476 01:47:34,260 --> 01:47:34,940 Now come with me. 1477 01:47:41,400 --> 01:47:42,120 It's Leon. 1478 01:47:42,440 --> 01:47:44,260 I've succeeded in extricating my subject. 1479 01:47:44,580 --> 01:47:44,860 Women. 1480 01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:45,680 Good work, Leon. 1481 01:47:45,960 --> 01:47:47,540 I'll send a chopper over right away. 1482 01:47:47,980 --> 01:47:49,280 Where's the extraction point? 1483 01:47:49,820 --> 01:47:52,120 There's another trail that you can take to get out of the village. 1484 01:47:52,320 --> 01:47:53,420 Happy trails. 1485 01:47:54,120 --> 01:47:54,500 Got it. 1486 01:47:54,680 --> 01:47:55,500 I'm on my way. 1487 01:47:59,500 --> 01:48:00,060 No. 1488 01:48:01,440 --> 01:48:03,180 Don't open that door. 1489 01:48:03,920 --> 01:48:04,240 Jill. 1490 01:48:05,300 --> 01:48:07,040 Don't open that door. 1491 01:48:09,440 --> 01:48:10,780 Playing manual three. 1492 01:48:10,780 --> 01:48:14,500 Control configuration changes are not reflected here. 1493 01:48:15,100 --> 01:48:17,240 Please pay careful attention to button functions. 1494 01:48:18,960 --> 01:48:22,700 Leon can press R2 to make Ashley either wait or follow. 1495 01:48:24,440 --> 01:48:25,620 Ashley in the action button. 1496 01:48:25,780 --> 01:48:28,000 Depending on the situation, Leon and Ashley can cooperate. 1497 01:48:28,800 --> 01:48:29,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1498 01:48:32,600 --> 01:48:33,460 Hang on, hang on. 1499 01:48:33,920 --> 01:48:36,160 Depending on the situation, Leon and Ashley can cooperate. 1500 01:48:36,620 --> 01:48:37,060 Where is that? 1501 01:48:37,060 --> 01:48:40,560 You can use recovery items. 1502 01:48:40,700 --> 01:48:42,760 Not only on Leon, but on Ashley as well. 1503 01:48:42,880 --> 01:48:44,040 Ashley and game over. 1504 01:48:44,340 --> 01:48:48,460 Leon has failed his mission if Ashley is either killed or carried away by the enemy. 1505 01:48:51,460 --> 01:48:52,320 There we go. 1506 01:48:53,440 --> 01:48:54,560 So we've got... 1507 01:48:54,560 --> 01:48:54,920 Wait. 1508 01:48:55,100 --> 01:48:55,560 Follow me. 1509 01:48:55,680 --> 01:48:55,860 Wait. 1510 01:48:55,980 --> 01:48:56,160 Wait. 1511 01:48:56,280 --> 01:48:56,700 Follow me. 1512 01:48:56,840 --> 01:48:57,040 Wait. 1513 01:48:57,160 --> 01:48:57,560 Follow me. 1514 01:48:58,940 --> 01:48:59,420 Wait. 1515 01:48:59,880 --> 01:49:00,400 Follow me. 1516 01:49:00,640 --> 01:49:00,920 Wait. 1517 01:49:01,180 --> 01:49:01,680 Follow me. 1518 01:49:01,840 --> 01:49:02,040 Wait. 1519 01:49:02,120 --> 01:49:02,480 Follow me. 1520 01:49:02,540 --> 01:49:02,760 Wait. 1521 01:49:02,920 --> 01:49:03,300 Follow me. 1522 01:49:03,300 --> 01:49:03,480 Wait. 1523 01:49:03,560 --> 01:49:03,900 Follow me. 1524 01:49:03,900 --> 01:49:04,080 Wait. 1525 01:49:04,160 --> 01:49:04,520 Follow me. 1526 01:49:04,580 --> 01:49:04,800 Wait. 1527 01:49:04,940 --> 01:49:05,440 Follow me. 1528 01:49:05,560 --> 01:49:05,780 Wait. 1529 01:49:05,980 --> 01:49:06,400 Follow me. 1530 01:49:06,500 --> 01:49:06,720 Wait. 1531 01:49:06,940 --> 01:49:07,380 Follow me. 1532 01:49:08,980 --> 01:49:10,400 Good morning, Soda. 1533 01:49:10,780 --> 01:49:11,780 Soda Ogre. 1534 01:49:15,660 --> 01:49:19,340 This stream is brought to you by James Smith. 1535 01:49:24,040 --> 01:49:29,840 James Smith's brown noise extravaganza coming to a fucking brown hole near you. 1536 01:49:29,840 --> 01:49:31,420 Coming to a starfish near you. 1537 01:49:33,420 --> 01:49:38,160 Bradley Cooper's quintessential guitar picking masterclass. 1538 01:49:38,900 --> 01:49:39,220 August. 1539 01:49:39,380 --> 01:49:44,980 Matt Cooper's interracial spice bag extravaganza on Today FM. 1540 01:49:45,540 --> 01:49:48,120 It's going to be an absolute ball blaster of an affair. 1541 01:49:48,620 --> 01:49:51,440 Maria Walsh MVP is going to be there. 1542 01:49:51,760 --> 01:49:52,320 That's right. 1543 01:49:52,420 --> 01:49:53,620 Maria Walsh MVP. 1544 01:49:53,980 --> 01:49:56,240 You thought that she was a member of European Parliament. 1545 01:49:56,240 --> 01:49:56,840 No. 1546 01:49:56,840 --> 01:49:59,080 She's the most valuable player. 1547 01:49:59,900 --> 01:50:00,160 Okay. 1548 01:50:00,240 --> 01:50:04,320 And she's got a fucking slam dunk ratio that'll make your mind go blam. 1549 01:50:04,900 --> 01:50:08,700 And she's also got Tamagotchis coming out of her ears. 1550 01:50:09,120 --> 01:50:10,180 Ladies and gentlemen. 1551 01:50:11,920 --> 01:50:16,400 You only need to spend a moment's notice with her. 1552 01:50:16,800 --> 01:50:17,740 And James Smith. 1553 01:50:18,620 --> 01:50:23,200 James Smith is going to be providing the soundtrack to your life. 1554 01:50:23,700 --> 01:50:29,620 He's going to be playing brown noise all night at the fucking boiler room in his ma's bedroom. 1555 01:50:30,280 --> 01:50:33,420 And we're all going to be tuning in to the live stream. 1556 01:50:33,800 --> 01:50:35,200 Which he's going to do on his YouTube. 1557 01:50:35,520 --> 01:50:36,200 You've seen it. 1558 01:50:36,300 --> 01:50:37,080 I've linked to it. 1559 01:50:37,220 --> 01:50:38,320 It's all going to be class. 1560 01:50:38,840 --> 01:50:41,200 Make sure you've got earplugs in because you might get tinnitus. 1561 01:50:42,280 --> 01:50:49,680 And Maria Walsh MVP is going to be laying down some fantastic new Tamagotchi beats as well. 1562 01:50:50,160 --> 01:50:54,320 And saying a load of fucking prescripted shit that she didn't write. 1563 01:50:54,840 --> 01:50:57,300 And we're all going to vote for her as well because we're stupid. 1564 01:50:58,020 --> 01:51:00,520 And we didn't do any research. 1565 01:51:01,180 --> 01:51:03,400 And that's as far as it'll go. 1566 01:51:04,100 --> 01:51:06,900 And now she's on a lot of money. 1567 01:51:07,140 --> 01:51:09,280 More money than we could dream of. 1568 01:51:09,380 --> 01:51:10,140 She's on that. 1569 01:51:10,520 --> 01:51:11,140 For what? 1570 01:51:11,420 --> 01:51:14,220 Because she fucking had a Tamagotchi and a blackjack. 1571 01:51:14,920 --> 01:51:18,160 And people like James Smith have allowed this to... 1572 01:51:18,160 --> 01:51:18,620 Here we go. 1573 01:51:18,840 --> 01:51:19,480 Lord Sadler. 1574 01:51:20,120 --> 01:51:24,380 If you must know, my name is Osman Sadler. 1575 01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:25,420 Jimmy Sadler. 1576 01:51:25,520 --> 01:51:29,520 The master of this fine religious community. 1577 01:51:30,060 --> 01:51:31,660 He's got a shitty nose piercing. 1578 01:51:31,740 --> 01:51:36,120 To demonstrate to the whole world our astounding power of course. 1579 01:51:36,120 --> 01:51:39,820 I thought he had a nose ring but it's just the way the light hit his fucking filter. 1580 01:51:39,920 --> 01:51:41,820 They can police the world forever. 1581 01:51:42,760 --> 01:51:49,340 So we kidnap the president's daughter in order to give her our power. 1582 01:51:49,820 --> 01:51:52,200 And then send her back. 1583 01:51:52,700 --> 01:51:57,140 Disgusting. 1584 01:51:58,300 --> 01:51:58,780 Disgusting. 1585 01:51:59,680 --> 01:52:00,120 Ileon. 1586 01:52:00,380 --> 01:52:00,900 Disgusting. 1587 01:52:00,900 --> 01:52:02,280 I think they shot something in my neck. 1588 01:52:03,360 --> 01:52:04,540 What did you do to her? 1589 01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:05,660 What did you do, you scum? 1590 01:52:05,820 --> 01:52:09,280 We just planted her a little gift. 1591 01:52:10,140 --> 01:52:16,400 Oh, there's going to be one hell of a party when she returns home to her loving father. 1592 01:52:16,400 --> 01:52:16,980 Oh. 1593 01:52:17,560 --> 01:52:22,680 But before that, I thought I might bargain with you. 1594 01:52:22,680 --> 01:52:24,780 The president for some donation. 1595 01:52:25,880 --> 01:52:32,180 Believe it or not, it takes quite a lot of money to keep this church up and running. 1596 01:52:32,360 --> 01:52:33,860 There's money in the basket, sir. 1597 01:52:33,860 --> 01:52:36,040 Faith and money will lead you nowhere, Sadler. 1598 01:52:36,800 --> 01:52:37,680 I mean Sadler. 1599 01:52:37,680 --> 01:52:41,260 Oh, I believe I forgot to tell you that we gave you the same gift. 1600 01:52:42,100 --> 01:52:43,080 When I was unconscious. 1601 01:52:44,460 --> 01:52:49,440 Oh, I truly hope you like our small but special contributions. 1602 01:52:50,380 --> 01:52:54,100 My name is James Smith. 1603 01:52:55,480 --> 01:52:58,340 Involuntarily, you'll do as I say. 1604 01:52:58,700 --> 01:52:59,600 Brown noise. 1605 01:52:59,600 --> 01:53:02,300 I'll have total control over your minds. 1606 01:53:02,980 --> 01:53:08,420 Don't you think this is a revolutionary way to promulgate one's faith? 1607 01:53:08,660 --> 01:53:11,220 Sounds more like an alien invasion if you ask me. 1608 01:53:11,220 --> 01:53:13,220 *laughs* 1609 01:53:36,340 --> 01:53:38,340 Wow, that was amazing wasn't it? 1610 01:53:38,340 --> 01:53:45,340 James Smith's brown noise extravaganza. Don't remember everybody to make sure you've got your tickets to... 1611 01:53:45,340 --> 01:53:53,340 James Smith's brown noise extravaganza. And James Smith's brown noise extravaganza. 1612 01:53:53,340 --> 01:53:55,340 *sad music* 1613 01:54:10,340 --> 01:54:11,340 Let me have a look. 1614 01:54:11,340 --> 01:54:12,340 *sad music* 1615 01:54:12,340 --> 01:54:19,340 James Smith's brown noise extravaganza. Live from his all L A D Y S A S P A R E room. 1616 01:54:19,340 --> 01:54:24,120 Sorry, sorry for the fuck up. Sorry if you're watching James keep watching man. This isn't cringe 1617 01:54:35,180 --> 01:54:40,720 James Smith's brown noise extravaganza live from his old ladies spare room 1618 01:54:41,540 --> 01:54:49,200 Cleo narole long time. No see Cleo narole. I hope that you've got your fucking ticket to James Smith's brown 1619 01:54:49,200 --> 01:54:53,140 Noise extravaganza live from his old ladies spare room 1620 01:54:56,220 --> 01:55:04,420 And one of these for clear on roll old-school roll roll roll roll roll your board gently down the stream 1621 01:55:12,620 --> 01:55:14,620 Key on a roll 1622 01:55:14,620 --> 01:55:16,620 *sad music* 1623 01:55:16,620 --> 01:55:21,620 And I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life 1624 01:55:21,640 --> 01:55:22,640 *sad music* 1625 01:55:22,640 --> 01:55:24,640 Cleo narole 1626 01:55:24,640 --> 01:55:26,640 *sad music* 1627 01:55:26,640 --> 01:55:33,180 I remember everybody you need to book your fucking time you need to book time book time off work 1628 01:55:34,420 --> 01:55:40,500 Well, we got to save the game make sure kill the cunts. Thank you very much. Make sure you've book booked time off work 1629 01:55:42,100 --> 01:55:44,100 for 1630 01:55:44,600 --> 01:55:50,660 For James Smith's brown noise extravaganza live from his old ladies spare room 1631 01:55:57,440 --> 01:55:58,240 Okay, right. 1632 01:56:00,440 --> 01:56:02,060 Thank you very much, Cleo, in a row. 1633 01:56:03,260 --> 01:56:04,680 It's great to have you back. 1634 01:56:05,680 --> 01:56:07,040 And also kill the cunts. 1635 01:56:12,340 --> 01:56:13,740 Kill the cunts. 1636 01:56:16,740 --> 01:56:20,560 Thank you very much to everybody who's watching the stream. 1637 01:56:21,420 --> 01:56:22,500 You make it what it is. 1638 01:56:23,340 --> 01:56:24,720 And you're making the dream. 1639 01:56:24,860 --> 01:56:25,740 Keeping the dream alive. 1640 01:56:25,740 --> 01:56:29,080 If you were told me you would run. 1641 01:56:30,460 --> 01:56:34,680 I would not let the hell go. 1642 01:56:35,420 --> 01:56:36,880 Thanks for the donation. 1643 01:56:36,880 --> 01:56:37,020 Thank you. 1644 01:56:48,020 --> 01:56:49,280 Wait. 1645 01:56:49,280 --> 01:56:52,220 Wait. 1646 01:56:52,360 --> 01:56:53,020 Follow me. 1647 01:56:53,080 --> 01:56:53,280 Wait. 1648 01:56:53,360 --> 01:56:53,820 Follow me. 1649 01:56:53,960 --> 01:56:54,220 Wait. 1650 01:56:54,220 --> 01:57:24,200 Thank you. 1651 01:57:24,200 --> 01:57:54,180 Thank you. 1652 01:57:54,180 --> 01:57:56,180 Unbelievable. 1653 01:57:57,180 --> 01:57:57,680 Unbelievable. 1654 01:57:58,060 --> 01:57:58,800 So powerful. 1655 01:57:59,100 --> 01:58:00,500 Such a powerful tune. 1656 01:58:02,860 --> 01:58:03,840 Hands like I did. 1657 01:58:03,920 --> 01:58:11,480 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flow. 1658 01:58:11,480 --> 01:58:11,600 Oh. 1659 01:58:29,040 --> 01:58:29,640 Sorry there. 1660 01:58:29,720 --> 01:58:30,620 I thought you could hear me. 1661 01:58:30,700 --> 01:58:31,480 Obviously, you couldn't. 1662 01:58:31,680 --> 01:58:32,620 I messed up. 1663 01:58:32,920 --> 01:58:34,080 Look, I hold the hands up. 1664 01:58:34,260 --> 01:58:35,040 I fucked up, guys. 1665 01:58:35,120 --> 01:58:35,340 All right. 1666 01:58:35,420 --> 01:58:36,380 Sorry about that. 1667 01:58:36,560 --> 01:58:37,620 Not my fucking problem. 1668 01:58:37,960 --> 01:58:38,540 I mean, it is. 1669 01:58:38,800 --> 01:58:40,280 I'm sorry about the swearing as well. 1670 01:58:40,920 --> 01:58:41,160 Look. 1671 01:58:41,680 --> 01:58:47,840 I owe T.E. as a group of people who follow and are with me for thick and thin. 1672 01:58:47,940 --> 01:58:50,960 I owe T.E. to own up and say, look, I fucked up. 1673 01:58:51,120 --> 01:58:52,600 I didn't have the microphone on. 1674 01:58:52,960 --> 01:58:54,980 What I want to say to you, though, is thanks for sticking around. 1675 01:58:55,380 --> 01:59:02,200 We have had some vital information about James Smith has just come in on the pipeline. 1676 01:59:02,380 --> 01:59:03,940 So we're going to have a little listen to that. 1677 01:59:04,940 --> 01:59:08,460 It's more details about the night he is going to be holding soon enough. 1678 01:59:08,940 --> 01:59:09,780 So let's just see. 1679 01:59:10,980 --> 01:59:13,980 James Smith's brown noise extravaganza. 1680 01:59:13,980 --> 01:59:22,140 Live from his old lady's spare room featuring Maria Walsh MEP playing James' starfish hard and fast. 1681 01:59:22,980 --> 01:59:24,900 Bradley Cooper, a.k.a. 1682 01:59:24,900 --> 01:59:34,440 Brown Lee Cooper will be filming the scenes from the corner of the room on an iPhone while strumming his guitar with his F.L.A.C.I.D. manhood. 1683 01:59:35,200 --> 01:59:36,940 Crying in a Stetson. 1684 01:59:38,320 --> 01:59:44,320 Well, tickets price $49.99, including booking fee for that. 1685 01:59:44,700 --> 01:59:49,340 I actually think it's probably going to be the feel good hit of the summer. 1686 01:59:50,360 --> 01:59:58,000 Once Bradley has edited that footage together and you can edit that on iMovie on the iPhone these days, that's that's going to be an absolute blast. 1687 01:59:59,200 --> 02:00:01,780 So thanks very much there, James Smith, for that. 1688 02:00:01,900 --> 02:00:04,420 And Glenn Boozy for the one euro donation. 1689 02:00:04,780 --> 02:00:11,040 Glenn, you are a man of substance, a man of fire, earth, wind and water as well. 1690 02:00:11,580 --> 02:00:16,900 All the elements rolled into one powerful fucking microcosm of a man. 1691 02:00:17,280 --> 02:00:18,320 Thank you very much, Glenn. 1692 02:00:20,440 --> 02:00:21,320 Best of luck with you. 1693 02:00:21,460 --> 02:00:22,100 Thank you very much. 1694 02:00:22,680 --> 02:00:26,500 Best of luck with you is a new well-wishing phrase as well. 1695 02:00:26,620 --> 02:00:28,300 It's the feel-good phrase of the summer. 1696 02:00:28,900 --> 02:00:29,620 Get used to it. 1697 02:00:29,740 --> 02:00:30,480 Start using it. 1698 02:00:30,680 --> 02:00:33,300 I guarantee you're going to feel ten times the person you were. 1699 02:00:34,060 --> 02:00:35,060 Now... 1700 02:00:35,060 --> 02:00:47,180 Up beside these barons. 1701 02:00:47,700 --> 02:00:48,580 Green herb. 1702 02:00:49,200 --> 02:00:50,280 And a little bit of... 1703 02:00:50,280 --> 02:00:52,100 A little bit of bullet magic. 1704 02:00:54,100 --> 02:00:56,780 I wonder if you can get a new tree bullet for Leon. 1705 02:00:58,680 --> 02:01:02,620 Help him maintain his healthy physique. 1706 02:01:03,580 --> 02:01:05,200 Because I doubt he'd be drinking shite. 1707 02:01:05,420 --> 02:01:08,000 Like, you know, he wouldn't be on Club Orange and Chicken Fillet Rolls. 1708 02:01:08,680 --> 02:01:09,320 Every day. 1709 02:01:09,420 --> 02:01:10,980 He would be on the new tree bullet. 1710 02:01:11,340 --> 02:01:12,680 I'd say lean meat. 1711 02:01:13,460 --> 02:01:16,480 Smoked salmon with a bit of salad. 1712 02:01:17,160 --> 02:01:19,540 Maybe some hummus as well on a bit of cracker or something. 1713 02:01:21,060 --> 02:01:24,760 Now, we need to leave Ashley here while we take care of these goons. 1714 02:01:25,300 --> 02:01:27,980 And goons, there are aplenty. 1715 02:01:27,980 --> 02:01:53,920 Oh, yeah. 1716 02:01:53,920 --> 02:01:55,760 We can set this fucking thing moving. 1717 02:01:56,280 --> 02:01:56,620 I think. 1718 02:01:57,380 --> 02:01:57,700 Shit. 1719 02:02:02,360 --> 02:02:02,800 Oh. 1720 02:02:03,600 --> 02:02:04,160 Should have... 1721 02:02:04,160 --> 02:02:04,860 Shouldn't have done that. 1722 02:02:05,700 --> 02:02:07,280 Shouldn't have done it so close, you know? 1723 02:02:11,960 --> 02:02:14,120 This guy has the look of evil about him. 1724 02:02:14,160 --> 02:02:14,620 He's got... 1725 02:02:14,620 --> 02:02:15,620 Look at his eyes, man. 1726 02:02:15,860 --> 02:02:17,380 He's got the devil in his eyes. 1727 02:02:17,720 --> 02:02:18,840 The devil in the deep blue sea. 1728 02:02:19,800 --> 02:02:20,200 Fuck. 1729 02:02:21,780 --> 02:02:22,580 Fire hazard. 1730 02:02:22,580 --> 02:02:24,680 Fire hazard. 1731 02:02:33,460 --> 02:02:38,320 I wonder is there a character limit on the Google Translate text readout thing. 1732 02:02:41,100 --> 02:02:43,300 What is your favorite Resident Evil, Francis? 1733 02:02:43,700 --> 02:02:47,580 Resident Evil 2 original on the PlayStation from 1998. 1734 02:02:51,580 --> 02:02:56,480 Scenario 2. 1735 02:02:56,480 --> 02:02:58,420 Leon or Claire doesn't matter to me. 1736 02:02:58,420 --> 02:02:58,560 Scenario 2. 1737 02:02:58,560 --> 02:02:58,560 Leon or Claire doesn't matter to me. 1738 02:02:58,560 --> 02:02:58,560 Scenario 2. 1739 02:02:58,560 --> 02:02:58,560 Leon or Claire doesn't matter to me. 1740 02:02:58,560 --> 02:02:58,560 Scenario 2. 1741 02:02:58,560 --> 02:02:58,560 Leon or Claire doesn't matter to me. 1742 02:02:58,560 --> 02:03:00,560 Scenario 2. 1743 02:03:00,560 --> 02:03:00,560 Leon or Claire doesn't matter to me. 1744 02:03:00,560 --> 02:03:00,560 Scenario 2. 1745 02:03:00,560 --> 02:03:02,560 Leon or Claire doesn't matter to me. 1746 02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:02,560 Scenario 2. 1747 02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:02,560 Follow me. 1748 02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:04,560 Follow me. 1749 02:03:04,560 --> 02:03:18,540 There's still scary music afoot. 1750 02:03:18,540 --> 02:03:20,640 So I mean, there must be some goons. 1751 02:03:20,640 --> 02:03:20,940 Is there? 1752 02:03:27,460 --> 02:03:30,600 How do you feel about the Resident Evil 2 PS4 job? 1753 02:03:30,600 --> 02:03:31,360 I played it there. 1754 02:03:31,360 --> 02:03:32,940 I don't know if you've seen me playing it. 1755 02:03:32,940 --> 02:03:35,360 I didn't bother playing the second scenario. 1756 02:03:35,360 --> 02:03:37,680 But I might play that one of the days. 1757 02:03:37,980 --> 02:03:39,280 I find this more appealing. 1758 02:03:39,280 --> 02:03:41,440 Re-playing Resident Evil 4. 1759 02:03:41,440 --> 02:03:43,740 Because I didn't play this in years. 1760 02:03:43,740 --> 02:03:46,980 So, you know, that's the way it is. 1761 02:03:49,140 --> 02:03:50,220 It was good, like. 1762 02:03:50,220 --> 02:03:52,180 But I mean, just... 1763 02:03:52,180 --> 02:03:58,220 Those games, they're special. 1764 02:03:58,220 --> 02:04:03,600 They're of a time and of a place that cannot be recaptured. 1765 02:04:04,220 --> 02:04:11,420 And I don't feel like a remake of something can solidify its place in the time that it's in. 1766 02:04:11,420 --> 02:04:12,620 If that makes any sense. 1767 02:04:12,620 --> 02:04:14,660 Because it's just rehashing an old idea. 1768 02:04:15,900 --> 02:04:16,620 But, um... 1769 02:04:19,100 --> 02:04:21,280 For people who haven't played the original. 1770 02:04:22,120 --> 02:04:22,620 Then... 1771 02:04:22,620 --> 02:04:24,160 Oh, look at this. 1772 02:04:24,820 --> 02:04:25,580 Look at this. 1773 02:04:25,920 --> 02:04:26,660 Who's this guy? 1774 02:04:26,860 --> 02:04:27,220 Sam. 1775 02:04:28,000 --> 02:04:28,840 He's back again. 1776 02:04:29,140 --> 02:04:30,040 With a load of guns. 1777 02:04:38,380 --> 02:04:39,520 Let's have a look. 1778 02:04:39,520 --> 02:04:41,520 Buy... 1779 02:04:42,220 --> 02:04:43,180 What are you buying? 1780 02:04:43,960 --> 02:04:46,020 Someone was saying the red nine is what I need. 1781 02:04:46,100 --> 02:04:47,520 So I might sell the... 1782 02:04:48,120 --> 02:04:49,360 Shall I sell... 1783 02:04:49,360 --> 02:04:50,480 What are you selling? 1784 02:04:50,920 --> 02:04:52,900 Shall I sell the Punisher? 1785 02:04:55,240 --> 02:04:56,600 And buy the red nine? 1786 02:04:56,600 --> 02:04:56,960 What are you buying? 1787 02:05:02,000 --> 02:05:03,880 Come back any time. 1788 02:05:04,120 --> 02:05:06,100 Shall I sell the Punisher and buy the red nine? 1789 02:05:08,800 --> 02:05:10,880 I'm not even going to wait to see what you're saying. 1790 02:05:10,960 --> 02:05:11,740 I'm just going to do it. 1791 02:05:12,300 --> 02:05:12,700 Mm-hmm. 1792 02:05:20,200 --> 02:05:21,280 So sell the... 1793 02:05:21,280 --> 02:05:22,800 Sell the fucking thing and... 1794 02:05:23,960 --> 02:05:26,140 Red nine is best. 1795 02:05:26,220 --> 02:05:27,060 People are saying... 1796 02:05:27,060 --> 02:05:28,640 I know you're saying the red nine is best. 1797 02:05:28,700 --> 02:05:31,220 But shall I sell the Punisher and get the red nine? 1798 02:05:31,540 --> 02:05:32,080 Do you know what I mean? 1799 02:05:32,140 --> 02:05:34,900 I don't want to have two nine millimeter guns in my purse. 1800 02:05:35,700 --> 02:05:36,920 Or I don't carry a purse. 1801 02:05:37,000 --> 02:05:37,540 I'm not a lady. 1802 02:05:37,660 --> 02:05:38,800 Like, you know, I have a satchel. 1803 02:05:41,480 --> 02:05:42,700 What are you buying? 1804 02:05:43,400 --> 02:05:44,540 Yeah, I'll play God Hand. 1805 02:05:44,620 --> 02:05:45,880 I'll download that and play that. 1806 02:05:47,480 --> 02:05:47,880 Okay. 1807 02:05:51,140 --> 02:05:52,300 What are you buying? 1808 02:05:52,760 --> 02:05:53,460 We're going to do it. 1809 02:05:53,460 --> 02:05:54,800 We're going to really make this happen. 1810 02:05:55,140 --> 02:05:56,180 What are you selling? 1811 02:05:56,800 --> 02:05:58,260 On the basis of... 1812 02:05:58,260 --> 02:05:58,540 Row... 1813 02:05:58,540 --> 02:05:59,300 Row... 1814 02:05:59,300 --> 02:06:00,340 Row... 1815 02:06:00,340 --> 02:06:01,140 Row your boat. 1816 02:06:01,420 --> 02:06:02,600 Gently down the stream. 1817 02:06:03,460 --> 02:06:05,060 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. 1818 02:06:05,520 --> 02:06:06,960 Let's sell... 1819 02:06:06,960 --> 02:06:08,860 This nine millimeter dream. 1820 02:06:12,080 --> 02:06:12,800 Punisher. 1821 02:06:13,140 --> 02:06:13,400 Sell. 1822 02:06:15,400 --> 02:06:16,640 Is that old? 1823 02:06:16,820 --> 02:06:17,620 Hehehehe. 1824 02:06:17,820 --> 02:06:18,600 Thank you. 1825 02:06:18,720 --> 02:06:19,780 What are you buying? 1826 02:06:20,260 --> 02:06:22,060 Ah, a choice of an avid... 1827 02:06:24,700 --> 02:06:33,680 I can hear it coming in the air tonight. 1828 02:06:34,340 --> 02:06:35,560 Oh God. 1829 02:06:40,940 --> 02:06:41,460 Glenboosie. 1830 02:06:41,640 --> 02:06:43,060 Thank you very much, Glenboosie. 1831 02:06:43,600 --> 02:06:44,980 The old shamboosie of a man. 1832 02:06:44,980 --> 02:06:46,040 Thank you very much. 1833 02:06:46,180 --> 02:06:47,460 You've greatly enhanced your reputation. 1834 02:06:47,600 --> 02:06:53,540 Make sure to go down to your local Zurich branch to enroll in the new test drive for Mercedes. 1835 02:06:53,880 --> 02:06:54,740 I might do. 1836 02:06:55,900 --> 02:06:57,720 But you'd have to talk to Connor Williams about that. 1837 02:06:58,860 --> 02:07:00,360 He's away on business at the moment. 1838 02:07:00,840 --> 02:07:08,660 And Keo's flavored ghosties too is an absolute peach of a Phil Collins air master. 1839 02:07:09,260 --> 02:07:10,660 And I want to tell you something. 1840 02:07:10,660 --> 02:07:21,480 Thank you very much, Keo's flavor ghosties. 1841 02:07:21,480 --> 02:07:24,280 And I've been waiting for this moment. 1842 02:07:24,280 --> 02:07:26,780 For all my time. 1843 02:07:28,140 --> 02:07:28,940 Oh Lord. 1844 02:07:28,940 --> 02:07:29,380 Hmm. 1845 02:07:29,380 --> 02:07:29,380 Hmm. 1846 02:07:29,380 --> 02:07:48,540 hmm what is the capture the google translate i need to get a load of pre pre-written scripts 1847 02:07:48,540 --> 02:07:56,940 about the smith master james also can you get us back to paccox mep is better than maria walsh 1848 02:07:56,940 --> 02:08:04,660 timmy pieces keogh also can you get us back door passes to james brown's noise extravaganza keogh you 1849 02:08:04,660 --> 02:08:11,780 should know if you're a fan that it's not james brown it's james smith and he has a brown noise 1850 02:08:11,780 --> 02:08:18,200 extravaganza and we do all we can tell all i can tell you is ticket master have issued this 1851 02:08:18,200 --> 02:08:25,340 press release as to what you're buying into when you do buy into that james smith's brown noise 1852 02:08:25,340 --> 02:08:33,500 extravaganza live from his old lady's spare room featuring maria walsh mep playing james's starfish 1853 02:08:33,500 --> 02:08:41,400 hard and fast bradley cooper aka brown lee pooper will be filming the scenes from the corner of the 1854 02:08:41,400 --> 02:08:49,460 room on an iphone while strumming his guitar with his flacid manhood crying in a stetson 1855 02:08:49,460 --> 02:08:55,000 i don't know why she spells out flacid maybe i've fucking spelled it wrong maybe there's two 1856 02:08:55,000 --> 02:09:01,480 season flacid let's see let's see what's going on there james smith's brown noise extravaganza live 1857 02:09:01,480 --> 02:09:09,080 from his old lady's spare room featuring maria walsh mep playing james's starfish hard and fast 1858 02:09:09,620 --> 02:09:17,780 bradley cooper aka brown lee pooper will be filming the scenes from the corner of the room on an iphone while 1859 02:09:17,780 --> 02:09:28,900 filming his guitar with his flacid manhood crying in a stetson yeah and that's again 49.99 49.50 1860 02:09:29,940 --> 02:09:56,660 including booking fee it's going to be an absolute blast it's going to be a blast you need to get you need to get your mitts on one of those tickets fast troy as well troy is going to be there he says simply troy says i can feel it and that's that's an absolute amazing bit of uh enthusiasm from you troy thank you very much troy this is for you troy i can feel it 1861 02:09:56,660 --> 02:10:19,220 i can feel it's coming here tonight james smith's brown noise extravaganza live from his old lady's spare room featuring maria walsh mep playing james's starfish hard and fast 1862 02:10:19,220 --> 02:10:33,060 bradley cooper aka brown lee pooper will be filming the scenes from the corner of the room on an iphone while strumming his guitar with his flaccid manhood crying in a stetson 1863 02:10:33,060 --> 02:10:42,500 now let's do this we've bought up now we need to sell a few things should we sell a few things to the 1864 02:10:42,500 --> 02:10:49,860 the man in the shed because or will we save the money and save the jewels for later on 1865 02:10:51,860 --> 02:10:57,540 what are you buying okay we'll we'll tune up i cannot wait to tune up the red nine 1866 02:10:59,300 --> 02:11:06,020 personally i cannot wait to tune up the red nine i've been dreaming about it i've been dreaming about this day for a long time 1867 02:11:06,500 --> 02:11:17,460 i've got butterflies for the last time firepower firepower or firing speed can we put a stock on that 1868 02:11:18,260 --> 02:11:25,780 can we put a stock on that yes we can baby four thousand pesetas is that old stranger 1869 02:11:28,740 --> 02:11:33,140 will it fit it won't fit 1870 02:11:35,700 --> 02:11:48,180 we need to take some herbs 1871 02:11:48,180 --> 02:12:04,020 that's done nothing i thought that was going to increase my health so nothing that was a waste of herb 1872 02:12:04,900 --> 02:12:05,860 herb gallagher 1873 02:12:14,820 --> 02:12:22,260 amen thank you thank you very much amen appreciate it or as they say in this game 1874 02:12:22,260 --> 02:12:41,860 they just threw a lad from bal into the game last moment who's gonna tell us lord sadler amen 1875 02:12:44,820 --> 02:12:56,740 now we can combine we'll reload some of these weapons here 1876 02:12:56,740 --> 02:13:04,980 don't blame it on the good times blame it on the boogie i wonder did michael jackson try to blame his bad 1877 02:13:04,980 --> 02:13:08,980 acts on the boogie when he was uh being interrogated there in the late 1878 02:13:09,780 --> 02:13:14,180 naughty's or the early not or the yeah the late naughties for his for his naughty business 1879 02:13:18,740 --> 02:13:22,740 let's move this one over here and would it have worked would that have worked 1880 02:13:22,740 --> 02:13:26,580 blame it on the boogie we don't know but it was worth a shot 1881 02:13:31,780 --> 02:13:34,340 now we can easily stick a stock in there 1882 02:13:36,180 --> 02:13:40,980 stick a stock of five pence should have mixed that red with the green 1883 02:13:42,580 --> 02:13:44,820 should have mixed those but i'll keep that for later anyway 1884 02:13:45,700 --> 02:13:51,300 i think we need to sell the sell some of this stuff back to the the goon because we've too much stuff 1885 02:13:55,220 --> 02:13:56,420 what are you buying 1886 02:14:00,020 --> 02:14:09,220 is that all it is 1887 02:14:13,940 --> 02:14:19,700 bruno do you need all those ammo types now i don't know do i sell one of these things back to the goon 1888 02:14:21,380 --> 02:14:24,180 i don't think i need all this all this words little gunage 1889 02:14:27,620 --> 02:14:28,180 thank you 1890 02:14:36,260 --> 02:14:38,740 i'd be tempted to see the tmp 1891 02:14:44,260 --> 02:14:45,060 i'd be tempted 1892 02:14:47,060 --> 02:14:53,460 what was the game or max if you're still watching max darwin what was the song you wanted me to play was a lion or something was it 1893 02:14:56,820 --> 02:14:59,220 you're probably gone now i'm probably talking to the wind 1894 02:15:03,300 --> 02:15:06,980 i think we'll uh what are you selling to the booking 1895 02:15:11,460 --> 02:15:20,340 is that all stranger thank you is that all stranger thank you it's for a green herb red herb 1896 02:15:32,580 --> 02:15:36,100 i think we'll leave it there we'll leave it there and we'll move on 1897 02:15:39,780 --> 02:15:40,260 through here 1898 02:15:58,340 --> 02:16:13,860 get loud get loud get loud i can hear it calling in the air tonight i maxed out keys and treasures weapons 1899 02:16:13,860 --> 02:16:24,660 the carcola is a great map files exit 1900 02:16:28,580 --> 02:16:33,620 destination so destination back through the village 1901 02:16:39,380 --> 02:16:40,340 burst back around 1902 02:16:40,340 --> 02:16:49,300 can you use ashley's inventory 1903 02:16:49,620 --> 02:16:53,300 can you use ashley's inventory 1904 02:17:05,460 --> 02:17:05,940 down here 1905 02:17:05,940 --> 02:17:18,100 all of my life oh lord 1906 02:17:18,100 --> 02:17:40,620 Lewis Capaldi is gas. Thank you very much. Haven't heard much of Lewis Capaldi myself. 1907 02:17:40,620 --> 02:17:43,540 I wouldn't be much a Capaldi man myself. 1908 02:17:43,540 --> 02:18:12,120 Save that game hard and fast. And once more guys we need to advertise this a lot okay. This is our sponsors for the night. James Smith or for the morning sorry. James Smith who's going to be holding a quintessential starfish hard faster in his owl lady's spare room. 1909 02:18:12,120 --> 02:18:22,120 And tickets are $49.99.50 plus booking fee and charge. And Viagogo we're going to be reselling them for twice the price. Yes that's right twice the price. 1910 02:18:22,120 --> 02:18:24,120 Later on if you need to get some at double the price. 1911 02:18:24,120 --> 02:18:54,100 double the price. 1912 02:18:54,100 --> 02:19:01,020 Well, it's actually, it sounds, it sounds amazing and horrific. 1913 02:19:02,340 --> 02:19:08,300 Oh, for fuck's sake. This is a real fuck up of a situation. Ashley's gone Lula as well. 1914 02:19:11,880 --> 02:19:22,860 I think I blew Ashley's head off there. Not a great day for the Ashley. Not a great day for the Ashley there. 1915 02:19:22,860 --> 02:19:25,100 A bad Ashley. 1916 02:19:28,400 --> 02:19:33,000 Max, thank you very much, Max. How are you, Viper? There's something for you. 1917 02:19:33,940 --> 02:19:53,100 Maybe get a chicken fillet roll out of it. Can you give a quick shout out to my main man, Cian, for telling me you're streaming while I was working. No work is being done. Now I tell you. Thank you very much, Max. And big shout out to Cian too for spreading the word far and wide and hard and fast. 1918 02:19:53,100 --> 02:20:11,600 And also Cian and Max, make sure that you have got your get onto ticketmaster.ie and book your place at center stage. There are still stand in tickets and there are gallery tickets as well available for James Smith's brown noise extravaganza. 1919 02:20:12,400 --> 02:20:17,540 Don't let me tell you about it. Let Google tell you all about it. I know you. We need to get this out there. 1920 02:20:17,940 --> 02:20:28,260 Smith's brown noise extravaganza live from his old lady's spare room featuring Maria Walsh MEP playing James's starfish hard and fast 1921 02:20:29,340 --> 02:20:31,340 Bradley Cooper aka 1922 02:20:32,060 --> 02:20:39,900 Brownlee pooper will be filming the scenes from the corner of the room on an iPhone while strumming his guitar with his flaccid manhood 1923 02:20:40,740 --> 02:20:42,740 crying in a Stetson 1924 02:20:47,340 --> 02:20:53,900 Great stuff and we're all looking forward to that that's coming up hard and fast as long as you're there 1925 02:20:54,000 --> 02:20:56,000 We're there and it's gonna be an absolute 1926 02:20:57,120 --> 02:20:59,120 blast 1927 02:20:59,120 --> 02:21:04,220 I can assure you it's gonna be a blast nothing more than a fucking blast and 1928 02:21:05,200 --> 02:21:10,180 We're all gonna come away with feelings of shame and guilt 1929 02:21:11,100 --> 02:21:14,540 self-loathing there might be a touch of self-loathing I 1930 02:21:16,200 --> 02:21:22,260 I have I have it on good or authority that there's gonna be a smidgen of self-loathing, but 1931 02:21:22,760 --> 02:21:29,320 We can fucking get rid of all of that with the other pleasure pleasure 1932 02:21:29,320 --> 02:21:40,940 Things pleasure-seeking activities such as going out for pints regularly every week like I really do mean every week from the from the moment to turn 18 1933 02:21:40,940 --> 02:21:59,500 Until you turn 33 until you hit till you hit till you hit your early 30s and you start to and you can't do it anymore for two reasons you can't do it one because you can't take it anymore mentally and to you can't take it anymore physically and you're drained 1934 02:21:59,500 --> 02:22:04,320 So that's gonna be a real blast when that happens as well 1935 02:22:05,060 --> 02:22:15,620 And we're all looking forward to that and also big shout out big big shout out to Maria Walsh MEP who's also become Maria Walsh MVP? 1936 02:22:15,620 --> 02:22:23,180 Who is Europe's most valuable player out there? She's got a great slam dunk to lay up ratio and 1937 02:22:23,180 --> 02:22:28,740 And she was a trooper and it's all it's all happening all the time James Smith's 1938 02:22:29,740 --> 02:22:30,740 big 1939 02:22:30,740 --> 02:22:32,740 Quintessential gangbang extravaganza 1940 02:22:33,460 --> 02:22:36,320 Get your get your ticket while it's hot 1941 02:22:36,320 --> 02:22:44,080 Also the championship is back today guys the football championship is back to gay today to get not to gay 1942 02:22:44,080 --> 02:22:47,060 It's not gonna actually turn it's not gonna be like a 1943 02:22:47,060 --> 02:22:53,460 It's not coming back to gay as if that's a verb to make you gay. It's gonna turn you 1944 02:22:53,460 --> 02:22:57,260 Into a football drones 1945 02:22:57,260 --> 02:23:01,600 Football zombies where you just stare at the TV all the time for the next year 1946 02:23:01,600 --> 02:23:16,680 And watch the matches Gemma O'Doherty seems to think that's part of the new world orders plan the cabal to get you into just being being a subservient citizen of the state 1947 02:23:16,680 --> 02:23:21,400 You're not a true patriot according to her if you like football 1948 02:23:21,400 --> 02:23:29,580 Man United have signed a player from Leicester City for 75 million pounds or euros or whatever 85 million pounds 1949 02:23:29,580 --> 02:23:34,140 Which is a fucking big fat waste of money and you know why they do this? 1950 02:23:34,700 --> 02:23:36,720 They shell out the biggest money for the biggest 1951 02:23:36,720 --> 02:23:42,520 English players even though they aren't as good as the continental players they could sign for cheaper 1952 02:23:42,520 --> 02:23:43,340 but 1953 02:23:43,340 --> 02:23:49,360 They have to have in this day and age of teams made up from players from around the globe 1954 02:23:49,360 --> 02:23:53,200 They have to have at least one English player in there 1955 02:23:53,200 --> 02:23:59,100 To make it feel like it's still an English team so the English punters can go along and still be like 1956 02:23:59,100 --> 02:24:00,500 yeah England 1957 02:24:00,500 --> 02:24:01,280 England 1958 02:24:01,280 --> 02:24:09,360 even though they're shouting on loads of lads 1959 02:24:09,360 --> 02:24:11,420 who are on like 500 grand a week from fucking 1960 02:24:11,420 --> 02:24:13,420 Spain and wherever 1961 02:24:13,420 --> 02:24:14,080 the fuck 1962 02:24:14,080 --> 02:24:16,960 that was the same with Rooney 1963 02:24:16,960 --> 02:24:19,320 he was alright like 1964 02:24:19,320 --> 02:24:20,800 he was more of a midfielder than a 1965 02:24:20,800 --> 02:24:22,800 hard midfielder was he 1966 02:24:22,800 --> 02:24:24,300 he wasn't like 1967 02:24:24,300 --> 02:24:27,040 was he a 25 goal a season striker even 1968 02:24:27,040 --> 02:24:28,960 maybe he was 1969 02:24:28,960 --> 02:24:30,580 poacher tappins 1970 02:24:30,580 --> 02:24:33,400 but outshined by fucking 1971 02:24:33,400 --> 02:24:35,440 Ronaldo outshined 1972 02:24:35,440 --> 02:24:36,840 and outclassed but who wouldn't be 1973 02:24:36,840 --> 02:24:38,340 and 1974 02:24:38,340 --> 02:24:40,920 what else what else 1975 02:24:40,920 --> 02:24:42,680 I don't know what else 1976 02:24:42,680 --> 02:24:45,180 I don't know what else 1977 02:24:45,180 --> 02:24:46,980 it's nearly 12 o'clock 1978 02:24:46,980 --> 02:24:49,160 it's almost 12 o'clock it's time to check out 1979 02:24:49,160 --> 02:24:51,340 the local Mercedes dealership and get 1980 02:24:51,340 --> 02:24:53,160 down and ask about test driving the new Mercedes 1981 02:24:53,160 --> 02:24:55,080 if you can 1982 02:24:55,080 --> 02:24:57,400 if not don't bother it's a waste of 1983 02:24:57,400 --> 02:24:57,820 money anyway 1984 02:24:57,820 --> 02:25:01,680 you hammered your mother 1985 02:25:01,680 --> 02:25:02,720 thank you very much 1986 02:25:02,720 --> 02:25:05,560 thank you thank you very much 1987 02:25:05,560 --> 02:25:06,360 you hammered your mother 1988 02:25:06,360 --> 02:25:08,300 that's a great little situation to be in 1989 02:25:08,300 --> 02:25:09,820 and I'm very very proud 1990 02:25:09,820 --> 02:25:10,600 of you 1991 02:25:10,600 --> 02:25:12,100 and me as well 1992 02:25:12,100 --> 02:25:16,640 let's just hit that 1993 02:25:16,640 --> 02:25:17,760 let's just hit that 1994 02:25:17,760 --> 02:25:19,680 let's just hit that 1995 02:25:19,680 --> 02:25:30,840 sorry about that 1996 02:25:30,840 --> 02:25:32,780 sorry about this 1997 02:25:32,780 --> 02:25:36,580 you hammered your mother 1998 02:25:36,580 --> 02:25:38,080 you hammered your mother 1999 02:25:38,080 --> 02:25:39,500 you hammered your mother 2000 02:25:39,500 --> 02:25:40,920 you hammered your mother 2001 02:25:40,920 --> 02:25:42,380 you hammered your mother 2002 02:25:42,380 --> 02:25:45,760 just wanted to put that out there five times in a row 2003 02:25:45,760 --> 02:25:48,040 just because you said that in your donation 2004 02:25:48,040 --> 02:25:50,180 didn't want you to think I was leaving you out alone 2005 02:25:50,180 --> 02:25:54,560 right let's get through this little bit 2006 02:25:54,560 --> 02:25:55,700 and then it's off 2007 02:25:55,700 --> 02:25:59,060 because it's been nearly three hours of non-stop action 2008 02:25:59,060 --> 02:26:02,440 and brought to you by James Smith everybody 2009 02:26:02,440 --> 02:26:03,840 we can't forget him 2010 02:26:03,840 --> 02:26:05,580 we will never forget James Smith 2011 02:26:05,580 --> 02:26:08,400 he has brought and bestowed 2012 02:26:08,400 --> 02:26:13,780 pure unexultant joy upon our lives 2013 02:26:13,780 --> 02:26:14,940 since he came into our lives 2014 02:26:14,940 --> 02:26:15,900 oh it's a bear trap 2015 02:26:15,900 --> 02:26:17,740 watch out for the bear traps 2016 02:26:17,740 --> 02:26:21,000 and watch out for the old ladies with the flames 2017 02:26:21,000 --> 02:26:25,640 you man 2018 02:26:25,640 --> 02:26:28,000 maybe we gotta bring Ashley over here 2019 02:26:28,000 --> 02:26:29,600 and leave her inside a building 2020 02:26:29,600 --> 02:26:37,400 we can leave Ashley inside here 2021 02:26:37,400 --> 02:26:38,020 come on 2022 02:26:38,020 --> 02:26:38,940 come on 2023 02:26:38,940 --> 02:26:43,400 wait there 2024 02:26:43,400 --> 02:26:44,360 good girl 2025 02:26:44,360 --> 02:26:44,400 good girl 2026 02:26:44,400 --> 02:26:46,500 and what we'll do is 2027 02:26:46,500 --> 02:26:50,220 wait for these clowns to come in here 2028 02:26:50,220 --> 02:26:52,920 and take out our new found friend 2029 02:26:52,920 --> 02:26:54,860 red nine 2030 02:26:54,860 --> 02:27:05,780 where are these guys 2031 02:27:05,780 --> 02:27:07,780 It's rough. 2032 02:27:07,780 --> 02:27:37,760 It's rough. 2033 02:27:37,760 --> 02:27:43,520 It's a good song. 2034 02:27:46,680 --> 02:27:48,400 It's actually a great song. 2035 02:27:51,220 --> 02:27:54,120 I don't think that was a... no one was disputing that though. 2036 02:27:59,100 --> 02:28:02,960 Oh, Ashley's getting done in by bad boys. 2037 02:28:03,620 --> 02:28:04,320 Fucking hell. 2038 02:28:04,320 --> 02:28:16,960 Ashley's getting huckle-bucked there by two fucking Regeneratrans. 2039 02:28:18,040 --> 02:28:18,640 Degenerates. 2040 02:28:22,840 --> 02:28:24,360 Oh no, Ashley, no. 2041 02:28:27,160 --> 02:28:28,700 Put her down, you fucker. 2042 02:28:29,700 --> 02:28:32,420 No! 2043 02:28:51,880 --> 02:28:55,240 Fucking hell. It's a tough nut. It's a tough nut to crack. 2044 02:28:55,240 --> 02:29:01,140 You heard that bass line. 2045 02:29:22,660 --> 02:29:23,560 Fucking hell. 2046 02:29:23,560 --> 02:29:27,560 *music* 2047 02:29:27,560 --> 02:29:30,560 Thank you very much, Eamon Campion. 2048 02:29:30,560 --> 02:29:36,560 *music* 2049 02:29:36,560 --> 02:29:38,560 That was a heavy situation there. 2050 02:29:38,560 --> 02:29:47,560 God, that was horrible. Imagine someone you're looking after has been taken out the window by someone. 2051 02:29:47,560 --> 02:29:50,560 Wait. We'll get her to stay there. 2052 02:29:57,560 --> 02:29:58,560 Captain Birdseye. 2053 02:30:01,560 --> 02:30:02,560 *music* 2054 02:30:02,560 --> 02:30:02,560 *music* 2055 02:30:02,560 --> 02:30:03,560 *music* 2056 02:30:03,560 --> 02:30:04,560 *music* 2057 02:30:04,560 --> 02:30:05,560 *music* 2058 02:30:05,560 --> 02:30:06,560 *music* 2059 02:30:06,560 --> 02:30:08,560 How are you? 2060 02:30:14,740 --> 02:30:16,740 I think we're safe now 2061 02:30:18,020 --> 02:30:23,680 We can end this section on a high note well not a high note, but a fucking mediocre note 2062 02:30:23,680 --> 02:30:26,460 They have pictures of Lord Sadler up above the bed 2063 02:30:29,020 --> 02:30:31,020 My bastards 2064 02:30:32,520 --> 02:30:38,140 We got those the last time we haven't used the TMP so we've got that ahead of us as well 2065 02:30:40,200 --> 02:30:43,760 Think I can hear some more goons. Let's just apply 2066 02:30:51,060 --> 02:30:55,220 I can hear you calling in the air tonight 2067 02:30:55,220 --> 02:30:57,220 Nice 2068 02:31:12,340 --> 02:31:14,340 Lord 2069 02:31:14,340 --> 02:31:31,500 See Eddie Hobbs is going to be directing the new Blair Witch 2070 02:31:39,420 --> 02:31:41,420 Blair Witch 3d 2071 02:31:42,420 --> 02:31:47,360 Set during the fucking recession or the tip of the boom and it just goes into recession 2072 02:31:50,880 --> 02:31:52,880 Fucking mad 2073 02:31:54,120 --> 02:32:02,720 Come on follow me she can come with us now we can head on to the next realm not heaven 2074 02:32:07,380 --> 02:32:09,380 Wait 2075 02:32:09,600 --> 02:32:15,380 Get it to wait there because I think this still could be a fucking few boys knocking around up here dodgeballers 2076 02:32:17,820 --> 02:32:19,820 Degenerates 2077 02:32:24,540 --> 02:32:26,540 Follow me 2078 02:32:27,240 --> 02:32:33,920 Wait, oh guys here we go time to whip out the bad boy we've we've been waiting to get this guy out 2079 02:32:34,560 --> 02:32:36,560 From mothballs for a while now 2080 02:32:36,780 --> 02:32:39,920 It's looking it's looking sweet. It's looking good. It's looking tasty 2081 02:32:41,400 --> 02:32:42,400 Good luck 2082 02:32:43,080 --> 02:32:45,080 And we've got it. We've got a regeneratron 2083 02:32:45,720 --> 02:32:49,940 And that's a two-shot killer right there. You saw it here first 2084 02:32:57,780 --> 02:32:58,620 Follow me 2085 02:32:58,620 --> 02:32:58,620 Follow me 2086 02:32:58,620 --> 02:33:02,620 We put Ashley in the shed here 2087 02:33:02,620 --> 02:33:08,360 Wait and then move on and clear the rest of the the zone 2088 02:33:08,780 --> 02:33:10,280 The zone 2089 02:33:10,280 --> 02:33:12,940 Follow me 2090 02:33:12,940 --> 02:33:12,940 Follow me 2091 02:33:12,940 --> 02:33:24,940 I can hear it calling in the air tonight 2092 02:33:24,940 --> 02:33:34,100 Wait and then move on and I'm going to go to the side of the sky and turn these guys into vapor dust 2093 02:33:38,100 --> 02:33:41,260 We've got a note as well down by the typewriter 2094 02:33:43,740 --> 02:33:48,540 Oh, he's doing a shimmy, but it's not enough. It was never going to be enough 2095 02:33:52,320 --> 02:33:54,320 Sera and the third party 2096 02:33:55,860 --> 02:33:59,040 Interesting stuff. Let's see what we can do here with this 2097 02:33:59,040 --> 02:34:06,040 I can feel it coming in the end tonight. 2098 02:34:08,040 --> 02:34:09,040 Oh, Lord. 2099 02:34:11,040 --> 02:34:14,040 I've been waiting for this moment. 2100 02:34:15,040 --> 02:34:17,040 Oh, my God. 2101 02:34:18,040 --> 02:34:20,040 Oh, Lord. 2102 02:34:22,040 --> 02:34:25,040 I can feel it in the end tonight. 2103 02:34:25,040 --> 02:34:26,040 I can feel it coming in the end tonight. 2104 02:34:26,040 --> 02:34:27,040 Oh, Lord. 2105 02:34:27,040 --> 02:34:30,040 Oh, Lord. 2106 02:34:32,040 --> 02:34:35,040 And I've been waiting for this moment. 2107 02:34:35,040 --> 02:34:36,040 Oh, Lord. 2108 02:34:36,040 --> 02:34:37,040 Oh, Lord. 2109 02:34:37,040 --> 02:34:39,040 Oh, Lord. 2110 02:34:39,040 --> 02:34:41,040 Oh, Lord. 2111 02:34:41,040 --> 02:34:43,040 Oh, Lord. 2112 02:34:45,040 --> 02:34:48,040 Sir and the third party. 2113 02:34:49,040 --> 02:34:52,040 Welcome to Resident Evil stream. 2114 02:34:53,040 --> 02:34:55,040 By brought to you by me. 2115 02:34:55,040 --> 02:35:11,040 Jordan B. Peterson in association with James Smith and his quintessential brown I Jack spice bag play along featuring Maria Walsh MEP incorporating Maria Walsh MVP. 2116 02:35:12,040 --> 02:35:15,040 And whatever this tune is here. 2117 02:35:15,040 --> 02:35:18,040 In the air tonight Gregorian masters of chant. 2118 02:35:18,040 --> 02:35:20,040 Another version. 2119 02:35:20,040 --> 02:35:27,040 Sarah and the third party clean your room in your boots. 2120 02:35:28,040 --> 02:35:31,040 The whereabouts of Sarah are still unknown. 2121 02:35:33,040 --> 02:35:35,040 But I know everything about you. 2122 02:35:35,040 --> 02:35:36,040 I am your father. 2123 02:35:37,040 --> 02:35:38,040 The father you never had. 2124 02:35:39,040 --> 02:35:42,040 The father figure who told you to wash your sack. 2125 02:35:43,040 --> 02:35:44,040 Go get a job. 2126 02:35:45,040 --> 02:35:48,040 Be the man society wants you to be the man you want to be. 2127 02:35:48,040 --> 02:35:51,040 Not the man society is telling you to be. 2128 02:35:51,040 --> 02:35:56,040 Meanwhile, the whereabouts of Sarah are still unknown. 2129 02:35:56,040 --> 02:36:06,040 Most likely he's using an old secret passage taught to him by his grandfather who used to hunt in this region long ago. 2130 02:36:11,040 --> 02:36:14,040 I'm pretty certain that he's hiding our property somewhere in the forest. 2131 02:36:14,040 --> 02:36:21,040 If his grandfather was still alive, I would have used him to find Sarah. 2132 02:36:22,040 --> 02:36:28,040 But how did he find out a boot the egg injected into his body? 2133 02:36:29,040 --> 02:36:34,040 And the fact that he was able to remove it before it hatched is concerning. 2134 02:36:35,040 --> 02:36:37,040 Not as concerning as the meaning of life. 2135 02:36:38,040 --> 02:36:44,040 Which I ponder on day after day, minute after minute, hour after ceaseless hour. 2136 02:36:45,040 --> 02:36:48,040 The endless quest for the answers to the questions of our age. 2137 02:36:49,040 --> 02:36:52,040 With me, Jordan B. Peterson. 2138 02:36:53,040 --> 02:36:55,040 The great ghost god himself. 2139 02:36:56,040 --> 02:36:59,040 Your real, your actual father. 2140 02:37:00,040 --> 02:37:03,040 Last night I stared at the stars for 20 hours. 2141 02:37:04,040 --> 02:37:09,040 Thinking about what could have been, what should have been, and what would have been. 2142 02:37:09,040 --> 02:37:20,040 Had we attended, had we attended James Smith's quintessential, quintessential brown eyed play along. 2143 02:37:21,040 --> 02:37:27,040 I know for a fact that tonight, James Smith will be holding an anal seance. 2144 02:37:28,040 --> 02:37:37,040 Incorporating the music of Bradley Cooper, who will be strumming his guitar tenderly, tenderly, until morning light. 2145 02:37:38,040 --> 02:37:46,040 A shaft of sun ray breaches the clouds of the Hibernian Peninsula known as Ireland. 2146 02:37:47,040 --> 02:37:50,040 I will be doing a talk at the 3 Arena there again someday. 2147 02:37:51,040 --> 02:37:55,040 Tickets will be priced $39.99, including bucking fee. 2148 02:37:56,040 --> 02:38:03,040 You can buy them from me tonight at James Smith's quintessential anal play along. 2149 02:38:04,040 --> 02:38:08,040 Live from his mother's spare room, backyard, outhouse, backhouse. 2150 02:38:09,040 --> 02:38:16,040 I want you to come along and check out every outhouse, oot hoose, dog hoose, and shit hoose. 2151 02:38:17,040 --> 02:38:21,040 At James Gaff, at James Smith's gaff hoose. 2152 02:38:22,040 --> 02:38:25,040 There's gonna be a moose loose about this hoose tonight. 2153 02:38:26,040 --> 02:38:29,040 We're gonna go there and clean up his room. 2154 02:38:30,040 --> 02:38:32,040 James Smith, you're watching this. 2155 02:38:33,040 --> 02:38:35,040 Clean your sack in your room, my friend. 2156 02:38:37,040 --> 02:38:41,040 As for Resident Evil 4, the party is about to come to an end. 2157 02:38:42,040 --> 02:38:43,040 I hope you enjoyed your time. 2158 02:38:45,040 --> 02:38:47,040 Furthermore, I hope you'll enjoy my time. 2159 02:38:48,040 --> 02:38:50,040 Because I'm gonna be here forever looking at you. 2160 02:38:51,040 --> 02:38:52,040 Looking at you. 2161 02:38:53,040 --> 02:38:56,040 Staring you down cold and hard like you're a Channel 4 journalist 2162 02:38:57,040 --> 02:39:01,040 whose producer has lumped you into a hornet's nest of a confrontation with me, 2163 02:39:02,040 --> 02:39:04,040 the great ghost god himself. 2164 02:39:05,040 --> 02:39:07,040 Jordan B. Peterson. 2165 02:39:08,040 --> 02:39:10,040 Feel my dream. 2166 02:39:10,040 --> 02:39:11,040 I'm gonna be here. 2167 02:39:11,040 --> 02:39:12,040 I'm gonna be here. 2168 02:39:13,040 --> 02:39:14,040 I'm gonna be here. 2169 02:39:15,040 --> 02:39:16,040 I'm gonna be here. 2170 02:39:17,040 --> 02:39:18,040 I'm gonna be here. 2171 02:39:18,040 --> 02:39:19,040 I'm gonna be here. 2172 02:39:20,040 --> 02:39:21,040 I'm gonna be here. 2173 02:39:22,040 --> 02:39:23,040 I'm gonna be here. 2174 02:39:24,040 --> 02:39:25,040 I'm gonna be here. 2175 02:39:26,040 --> 02:39:27,040 I'm gonna be here. 2176 02:39:28,040 --> 02:39:29,040 I'm gonna be here. 2177 02:39:30,040 --> 02:39:31,040 I'm gonna be here. 2178 02:39:32,040 --> 02:39:33,040 I'm gonna be here. 2179 02:39:34,040 --> 02:39:35,040 I'm gonna be here. 2180 02:39:36,040 --> 02:39:37,040 I'm gonna be here. 2181 02:39:38,040 --> 02:39:39,040 I'm gonna be here. 2182 02:39:39,040 --> 02:39:46,780 egg. Once this is done whoever is behind all of this will surface. Nobody shall 2183 02:39:46,780 --> 02:39:54,040 interfere with our plans. Those who do shall suffer severe consequences. That's 2184 02:39:54,040 --> 02:39:58,960 the consequences that you will face if you don't face up to becoming a man. Do! 2185 02:39:58,960 --> 02:40:05,820 Do what you're meant to do. I gotta go now because I'm being triggered. 2186 02:40:05,820 --> 02:40:34,540 Lucy Tibbetts. Thank you very much. Lucy Tibbetts for your tip. Sweet. It's a sweet sweet tip. Thank you so much from me Jordan B. JBP you know me. We doing this without a record contract. Herb Dean. Do you reckon Mayo can beat Donegal? Yes I do. 2187 02:40:34,540 --> 02:41:01,780 I do. Home advantage. Playing at McHale Park. I think they will do well because they've cleaned their shafts. They've cleaned their dressing rooms. Heron thank you very much. Did you ever play Metal Gear Solid? No. Because I'm Jordan B. I don't play games. Games are for man children. I'm a real man. 2188 02:41:02,540 --> 02:41:20,280 Please support me. Please pay money under my Patreon for exclusive content. And also I'll be selling out the 3 Arena again Tuesday weekday after James Smith's quintessential Chocolate Starfish Strum Along featuring Bradley Pooper. 2189 02:41:21,540 --> 02:41:27,500 okay thanks very much there Jordan B enough of that now sorry about that guys yeah you know what 2190 02:41:27,500 --> 02:41:32,760 he's like he's a bit of a shit talker and once he gets in here he doesn't stop thanks very much 2191 02:41:32,760 --> 02:41:41,460 Heron and Herb Dean and Lucy Tibbetts and Eamon Campion and everybody who's watched all the past 2192 02:41:41,460 --> 02:41:46,200 all over the past couple of hours was it two hours three hours nearly thank you very much 2193 02:41:46,200 --> 02:41:59,320 all that's left to say is and I mean this sincerely and I mean this sincerely all that's left to say is 2194 02:41:59,320 --> 02:42:01,940 thank you very much and 2195 02:42:01,940 --> 02:42:15,060 I can feel it coming in the air tonight 2196 02:42:15,060 --> 02:42:41,180 oh Lord can you feel it coming in the afternoon oh Lord oh Lord can you feel it coming in the afternoon oh Lord oh Lord 2197 02:42:41,180 --> 02:43:07,180 *music* 2198 02:43:07,180 --> 02:43:11,180 *music* 2199 02:43:11,180 --> 02:43:23,180 James Smith's brown noise extravaganza, live from his old lady's spare room featuring Maria Walsh MEP playing James's starfish hard and fast. 2200 02:43:23,180 --> 02:43:34,180 Bradley Cooper aka Brown Lee Pooper will be filming the scenes from the corner of the room on an iPhone while strumming his guitar with his flaccid manhood. 2201 02:43:34,180 --> 02:43:36,680 Crying in a Stetson. 2202 02:43:36,680 --> 02:43:40,680 Crying in a Stetson. 2203 02:43:40,680 --> 02:43:43,880 Good night and gum left. 2204 02:43:43,880 --> 02:43:51,880 Crying in a Stetson. 2205 02:43:51,880 --> 02:43:56,020 Thank you.