1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 *Painful music* 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 *Painful music* 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 *Painful music* 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:23,360 *Feel 5 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:49,720 *Feel 6 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:59,720 *Feel 7 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:16,080 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going. I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing. 8 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:37,080 Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it. You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft. Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 9 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,080 *Sigh* 10 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,080 *Sigh* 11 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,080 *Sigh* 12 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,080 *Sigh* 13 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,080 *Sigh* 14 00:01:47,080 --> 00:02:17,060 Welcome to the stream. 15 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:31,880 Welcome to the stream. 16 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,540 Welcome to the stream. 17 00:02:33,540 --> 00:03:03,520 Welcome to the stream. 18 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:33,500 Welcome to the stream. 19 00:03:33,500 --> 00:04:03,480 Welcome to the stream. 20 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:33,460 Welcome to the stream. 21 00:04:33,460 --> 00:05:03,440 Welcome to the stream. 22 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:33,420 Welcome to the stream. 23 00:05:33,420 --> 00:06:03,400 Welcome to the stream. 24 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:33,380 Welcome to the stream. 25 00:06:33,380 --> 00:07:03,360 My face is on a tree. 26 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:09,500 My face is on a tree. 27 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,540 Thank you very much, Anaconda G. 28 00:07:13,820 --> 00:07:15,580 Here I am again, guys. 29 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,540 Sorry we're in trouble here the green screen is... 30 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:29,800 100 mind-blowing green screen effects pack special is cut out. 31 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:40,140 Maybe if we go back into it there it'll... 32 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:58,640 That's wrong as well. My head is huge in the car. Anaconda G thank you very much. Look it's been a pretty audacious start so far. 33 00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:02,260 Auspicious too. 34 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:09,000 I have ambitions and I want to make an ambitious go at this stream and 35 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,200 Resident Stephenites 4 as well. 36 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:17,840 All I can say is thank you very much for tuning in turning on and dropping out and 37 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:30,020 Thank you very much as well for that kind-hearted generous donation, which is only gonna go further to fuel the power and the flaming ball of desire and 38 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:37,300 Passion in my heart for what can only be described as video games and live streaming. 39 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:45,340 Yes, it's been a tumultuous turning journey. The road without any turns is a long one of course 40 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:53,140 But we have encountered many obstacles on our path to world domination and it starts here guys. It started ten months ago 41 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:56,180 But it's starting again today the rebirth 42 00:08:57,100 --> 00:09:03,980 The rejig the jig is up. Thank you very much. Anaconda G we need 43 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:15,600 It's a real fuck up here because I had some class green screen things for the reason for the return and 44 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:22,780 Now it's it's all gone. It's all gone. We can just continue with the game anyway 45 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:26,420 What can you do? 46 00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:28,900 Welcome to the stream anyway. 47 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,460 Joseph Birch. 48 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:31,660 Graham Reed. 49 00:09:32,420 --> 00:09:33,580 Phil Overkill. 50 00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:35,540 Devon. 51 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,320 And Joseph Birch. 52 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:44,980 I don't say this to everyone, man, but you're a fucking legend. 53 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,160 You're a legend. 54 00:09:55,540 --> 00:09:56,260 The Vape Man. 55 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:57,800 Thank you very much, The Vape Man. 56 00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:07,600 As you can see, we've got an overpacked suitcase here. 57 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:10,040 The Vape Man. 58 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,740 Thank you very much, The Vape Man, too. 59 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:16,400 Your kind work hasn't gone unnoticed out here in the mainframe. 60 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:18,480 Thank you. 61 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:23,580 Purple Ackie. 62 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,920 Thank you very much. 63 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:29,660 I hope you're well. 64 00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:33,620 Do you have any tips for Bust in the Slump? 65 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:41,960 Maybe one of those double shot espressos that they sell down the super value now. 66 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:43,940 Far further. 67 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:44,880 Thank you very much. 68 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:48,060 Sorry, you're asking me, do you have any tips for Bust in the Slump? 69 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:48,340 Far. 70 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,380 Probably like a rake of pink lady apples now. 71 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:58,380 I'd say you can buy six of those pink ladies for £1.25 down in Lidl or £2.00. 72 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:00,040 Get them into you. 73 00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:04,320 Have six pink lady apples on the fucking hop. 74 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,440 One after another. 75 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,860 And West Side is the best side. 76 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,740 Thank you very much as well. 77 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,100 Longtime Francis, your old snake. 78 00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:12,900 Get a pint with this. 79 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:13,360 I will. 80 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,180 Thank you very much. 81 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,000 And Brain Slug. 82 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:15,820 Thank you very much. 83 00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:23,000 Thank you for your glorious tip. 84 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:23,640 There you are. 85 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:31,000 What was I saying there now? 86 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,020 Do you have any tips for Bust in the Slump? 87 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:38,740 Probably a double shot espresso from Super Value. 88 00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:41,860 And that's not advertising for them, even though it is. 89 00:11:41,940 --> 00:11:42,740 I'm not trying to. 90 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:45,720 Steff. 91 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:46,860 How are you? 92 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:48,500 How are you, Steff? 93 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:49,940 Thanks very much. 94 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,580 And the vape man too. 95 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:53,520 And purple ackee. 96 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:55,480 And Far further. 97 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,820 But a double shot espresso. 98 00:11:58,420 --> 00:11:59,400 Have two of those. 99 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,480 And then a fucking San Celestino. 100 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:07,660 Made by cherubs out in the Dolmites. 101 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:08,940 Northern. 102 00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:11,540 Italian northern quarter. 103 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,220 Boxes of Cobra Toxin. 104 00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:26,300 Thank you very much. 105 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,160 Thank you very much. 106 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,720 I hope that you've cleaned your room. 107 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,540 And that everything is in order. 108 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,160 And that you're... 109 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:39,100 You're beginning to look... 110 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,300 At life. 111 00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:41,760 Like a lobster. 112 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:42,940 Milas. 113 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,520 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? 114 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,080 Because that stuff was a blast. 115 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,320 Milas Cowran. 116 00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,540 Thanks for the donation. 117 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,200 Although... 118 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,360 I do... 119 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,740 I'm sorry for putting your name out there, Milas. 120 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:06,220 But I mean... 121 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,180 That used to be what your name was. 122 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:08,540 I think. 123 00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:11,600 But I mean... 124 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,740 That's the risk that you do play. 125 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,520 When you're doing a tip or a donation. 126 00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:17,740 You might get doxed. 127 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,540 But thanks very much. 128 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:22,280 And... 129 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,620 Look, we'll keep it going anyway. 130 00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:25,780 Cobra Toxin as well. 131 00:13:26,820 --> 00:13:27,380 And... 132 00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:28,100 Also... 133 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,400 The Epstein boys. 134 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,640 Thank you very much as well. 135 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:31,300 The Epstein boys. 136 00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:33,320 You're getting a bit of a bad rep at the moment. 137 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,100 They reckon Alan Dershowitz can't... 138 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,100 Unless he's still... 139 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:40,980 In the underwear. 140 00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,220 Don't know who that is, man. 141 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:45,240 Don't know who that is. 142 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,760 DoxCoin needs putting out there. 143 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:52,320 Dox the Epstein guards. 144 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:54,740 Apparently they're... 145 00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:55,640 Yeah, Milas. 146 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:56,560 You say you're Gran there. 147 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,300 That's why I said your name, Milas. 148 00:13:58,340 --> 00:13:59,860 Because I see your name in the chat. 149 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,420 It's not... 150 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:01,740 You've... 151 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:02,660 You've doxed yourself. 152 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,280 Let's do this dox chat. 153 00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:06,520 And let's get on with this game. 154 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,620 Which I hope to complete. 155 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:08,340 In a speed... 156 00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:08,960 A speed... 157 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,000 A speedily manner known as Speed Run. 158 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:12,900 This is something which... 159 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:17,020 Mere mortals such as yourselves are unfamiliar with. 160 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:17,380 Why? 161 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,380 Because you've never sped run before. 162 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,900 You're too used to sleeping... 163 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:23,180 And just doing games... 164 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:25,420 The way that you think they're meant to be played. 165 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:26,440 Which is just... 166 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,800 At a leisurely pace. 167 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:29,540 Not like that. 168 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:32,240 You want to discard all the items outside the case? 169 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:32,500 Yeah. 170 00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:33,520 It's just one bullet. 171 00:14:35,260 --> 00:14:36,220 It's one bullet. 172 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:37,720 That... 173 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,900 Remember, as I said in the beginning... 174 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,100 There's a bullet out there with your name on it. 175 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:50,240 Have you ever speed run? 176 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,060 I've sped... 177 00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:53,080 I sped up the speed run the last day. 178 00:14:53,140 --> 00:14:53,800 What I was doing. 179 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,400 But I had to go down to Castle Bar A&E. 180 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,100 To get my fucking bloods taken. 181 00:14:58,840 --> 00:14:59,540 Because the... 182 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:01,040 I sped it up too fast. 183 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:03,180 And I started getting inertia. 184 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:04,980 And... 185 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,380 The doctor... 186 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,320 Down in... 187 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,120 Castle Bar... 188 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,040 Diagnosed me with the bends. 189 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,100 And I said I'd... 190 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,980 I'd been at fucking normal... 191 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:17,060 What do you call it? 192 00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:18,460 Altitude all day. 193 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:19,960 There was nothing wrong with me. 194 00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:22,020 He said had you done a speed run? 195 00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:22,960 I said I hadn't. 196 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:25,340 But I had sped up a speed run I did the last day. 197 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:25,840 It was a... 198 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,160 A sped run. 199 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:28,900 He said that'll do it. 200 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,080 I said are you joking? 201 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,200 He said I'm not joking. 202 00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:31,920 I don't joke. 203 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:32,920 I'm a doctor. 204 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,900 And that's what happens there. 205 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,100 When you do... 206 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,480 When you do speed up speed runs. 207 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,380 Don't do it. 208 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:41,380 It's not big. 209 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:42,180 It's not clever. 210 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:43,620 And you're not going to end up... 211 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:43,880 In a... 212 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,000 In a good state after it as well. 213 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,140 I just got a very... 214 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,260 A very bad case. 215 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:50,720 Or a very bad case. 216 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,400 Of inertia. 217 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,560 After backwards long jumping. 218 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,100 In Mario 64. 219 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,460 Says Lothar. 220 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:57,900 Which is... 221 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,880 Just unprecedented. 222 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:00,960 I'd never... 223 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,280 I've never heard of anything like that in my life. 224 00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:04,780 But look at this guy. 225 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:05,960 Welcome. 226 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,120 He's got some rare things. 227 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,180 We've got a selection of good things on sale, stranger. 228 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,960 Or a selection of good things. 229 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,980 Which is great news for us. 230 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:17,820 Because we're in the market for that stuff. 231 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,400 And I want to tell you something. 232 00:16:19,540 --> 00:16:19,980 This guy. 233 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,060 This merchant. 234 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:23,760 I like the... 235 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:24,940 I like the cut of his jib. 236 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:26,400 I think he's going places. 237 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,720 He's unconventional. 238 00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,200 But you saw for yourself. 239 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:30,820 He has... 240 00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:31,700 He has the goods. 241 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,880 He opens up his jacket. 242 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,740 He's got a rake of fucking trinkets inside there. 243 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,280 That'll take your fancy. 244 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:38,640 And... 245 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,420 He'll buy two. 246 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:45,760 He'll buy two. 247 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:54,600 Fred Dart. 248 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,080 How are you? 249 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,680 I'm playing in Mayo next week. 250 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:57,340 If you're around. 251 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:57,820 Come along. 252 00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:58,520 Yeah. 253 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:02,740 Where are you? 254 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,400 Castle Bar. 255 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:04,080 Balaná. 256 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:04,720 Westport. 257 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,160 Where are you? 258 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:05,800 What are you doing? 259 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:07,380 Castletown. 260 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:19,660 Pick up a packet of wine gums. 261 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:20,680 Says Graeme Reid. 262 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,000 What are you buying? 263 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:27,680 We will buy a special high powered riflery. 264 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,260 Do you know what? 265 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,120 I'm thinking of selling the TMP. 266 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,900 I had a thought there over the weekend. 267 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,460 Last about the fucking... 268 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:40,100 The TMP. 269 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:41,880 It just isn't doing it for me. 270 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:42,360 Like you know? 271 00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:46,480 It's just not doing it for me. 272 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:50,880 We'll do Dart. 273 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:56,060 Thomas King Viper is the spit of the actor Andrew Scott. 274 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,080 A sneakier version of course. 275 00:17:59,540 --> 00:18:01,100 The shopkeeper is a boo... 276 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:01,980 A boohoo boy. 277 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,800 He must be a boom boom boy. 278 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,020 Maybe someone's autocorrect didn't write boom... 279 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:07,960 Boom twice. 280 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,400 But it autocorrected to boohoo. 281 00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:11,720 Why's that man? 282 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,880 You always cryin' in your messages. 283 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:14,320 Is it? 284 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,520 Only messin' man. 285 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:18,020 Look. 286 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,020 If you are... 287 00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:21,480 Don't worry about that. 288 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,380 And maybe speak to someone. 289 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,100 And if you're not... 290 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:29,040 You always cryin' in your messages man. 291 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,800 Is that why it autocorrected to fucking boohoo man? 292 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:32,120 Is it? 293 00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:35,100 But if you're not... 294 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,100 Don't worry about it. 295 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,420 It'll be alright. 296 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:44,200 Now. 297 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:44,640 Buy. 298 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,740 What are you buyin'? 299 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,000 There's nothing really that I wanna buy. 300 00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:48,560 If anything I wanna sell. 301 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,180 But then... 302 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:51,220 Am I losing out by selling... 303 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:52,720 The TMP? 304 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,000 Am I losing out by selling the TMP? 305 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,180 I just don't know. 306 00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:02,940 Mama Duck. 307 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:04,680 Thank you very much for your glorious tip. 308 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:09,680 What are you sellin'? 309 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,680 What are you sellin'? 310 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:20,240 Does anybody have any information on the TMP there in the chat? 311 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,120 The boom boom boys. 312 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:25,640 The boom... 313 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,100 Thank you very much for that. 314 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,680 Tom York's creepy speedrun. 315 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,300 And Mama Duck. 316 00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:32,520 G'day. 317 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:32,560 G'day. 318 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:38,940 A-U-B-N. 319 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:39,460 Aubyn. 320 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,200 L-M-A-O. 321 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:42,880 Chris Tordoff. 322 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:43,580 Thank you very much. 323 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,780 L-M-A-O. 324 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,120 Says Aubyn in the chat. 325 00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:50,240 Someone sent me some funny ass cow video. 326 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,480 And now I'm here. 327 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,980 You're actually funny lol. 328 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,080 Well. 329 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,620 It's not meant to be funny Aubyn. 330 00:19:58,620 --> 00:19:58,900 So. 331 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,540 Take that as an offensive remark on your part. 332 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:02,760 And um. 333 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:04,540 Epstein. 334 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:06,520 I'm gonna send Epstein after you. 335 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:08,640 Soon enough. 336 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,580 Actually I can't. 337 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,100 He's gone. 338 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,740 Which Resident Evil is this now Rodri Santiago? 339 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,320 Well you should know shouldn't you? 340 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:17,960 You should know. 341 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,600 It's Resident Evil 4. 342 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,340 Indian Tommy. 343 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:28,380 Indian Tommy. 344 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:29,980 Thank you very much. 345 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,700 I might not. 346 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,920 I'll leave you there to be honest with you now merchant. 347 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,440 The Merchant of Venice. 348 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,080 By William Shakespeare. 349 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,300 By William Shatner. 350 00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:41,760 Is here now. 351 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,060 This is what happened. 352 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,720 What became of The Merchant of Venice. 353 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,980 After the Shakespearean play. 354 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,280 After fucking Shylock. 355 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:54,440 Shylock went on to become a fucking BBC series with Benedict Cumberbatch. 356 00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:57,700 Shylock Holmes. 357 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:01,160 Featuring The Merchant of Venice in Resident Evil 4. 358 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:01,940 Follow me. 359 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,560 Check. 360 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:08,300 Check. 361 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:08,640 Check. 362 00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:09,700 Check out my melody. 363 00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:12,320 Could this be the mechanism to open the gates? 364 00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:13,940 Which gate will you open? 365 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:14,340 Uh. 366 00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:15,340 Fucking left. 367 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,960 If I can help it. 368 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:18,600 Pure left. 369 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:25,980 There I put the uh. 370 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,300 The Pez music in for that gate opening sequence there. 371 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,080 Didn't really enhance the situation. 372 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:31,560 But I mean. 373 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,060 I'm doing what I can. 374 00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:36,800 Now left. 375 00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:43,620 Thank you for. 376 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,160 Your glorious tip. 377 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,200 Big Mick. 378 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,120 Thank you very much. 379 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:50,180 You can't leave Ashley. 380 00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:51,380 Follow me. 381 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,300 So we have encountered a town of creeps. 382 00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:07,320 A creepy town. 383 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,100 Constructed mostly of timber. 384 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:10,560 Walkways. 385 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:11,540 Uh. 386 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:12,640 And here we go. 387 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:13,720 We're going to use the TMP. 388 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,200 We'll use the TMP. 389 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,840 Bit of a bad luck situation there for Bridie. 390 00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:20,440 She was carrying a flaming torch. 391 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,640 And then again. 392 00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:24,400 Another lady came out. 393 00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:26,080 Wielding some kind of. 394 00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:29,200 Implement that she was going to bash my head in with. 395 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,440 Didn't get far though. 396 00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:30,840 Because. 397 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,140 We uh. 398 00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:33,100 And here we go again. 399 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:33,520 Look at it. 400 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,340 It's par for the course. 401 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,540 Knifed in the chest by a lady there. 402 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,400 And we're going to shoot this guy's head up. 403 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:42,140 And there we've. 404 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:42,760 She's been. 405 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,120 Ashley has been taken away. 406 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:44,860 And I've been killed. 407 00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:47,560 It's not. 408 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,340 It's not a great situation. 409 00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:51,740 Yeah. 410 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,220 And you can hear her screaming there. 411 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:54,680 Yeah. 412 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,600 Turn that down a bit. 413 00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:03,660 It might have been a bit too loud. 414 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,000 Might have been a little bit too loud. 415 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:06,280 For the. 416 00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:07,780 For what was going on there. 417 00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:09,080 We can tell her to stay here. 418 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:10,820 We will take the TMP. 419 00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:12,880 For a little dance. 420 00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:19,020 Fucking hell. 421 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:20,380 She died. 422 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,920 The flame one died the first time. 423 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,420 Should have just got her with the flames. 424 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,420 Do you know. 425 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:25,860 Do you know what. 426 00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:26,800 Do you know what I mean. 427 00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:34,140 Shylock. 428 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,680 Wants his pound of hash. 429 00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:37,720 On tick. 430 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:38,500 He says. 431 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,040 Thank you very much for that. 432 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:40,960 And Big Mick. 433 00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:42,180 Fitzpatrick. 434 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,180 And Indian Tommy. 435 00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:44,340 And Epstein. 436 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,420 Get my A level results tomorrow. 437 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,360 And I'm bricking it. 438 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:48,700 Any. 439 00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:49,800 Any advice. 440 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,140 If I fuck it. 441 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:52,600 Probably just go. 442 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:53,860 Just do it again. 443 00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:56,260 People looking for advice. 444 00:23:56,380 --> 00:23:57,180 I see this a lot. 445 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,020 On exams. 446 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:58,660 And results. 447 00:23:59,120 --> 00:23:59,820 There is only. 448 00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:00,380 One. 449 00:24:01,580 --> 00:24:01,980 Recourse. 450 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,180 If you want to get the result. 451 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,540 Do it again. 452 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,460 If you don't want to get the result. 453 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,000 Do not do it again. 454 00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:09,380 That is the only advice. 455 00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:10,060 I can give you. 456 00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:11,400 As well. 457 00:24:11,540 --> 00:24:12,180 For the bricking it. 458 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:14,160 You're bricking it from now until when. 459 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,400 12 o'clock tomorrow. 460 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:15,780 Is it. 461 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:17,240 Serious. 462 00:24:17,620 --> 00:24:19,100 You just want to get your head. 463 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,020 And fucking. 464 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,840 Watch a bit of Pro Evolution Soccer 6 videos. 465 00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:24,820 Watch some people live streaming. 466 00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:25,720 On YouTube man. 467 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:26,940 Forget about what you're doing. 468 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,080 Like. 469 00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,780 Is there anybody that you could watch. 470 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,100 Doing a live stream now. 471 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:33,640 Like playing a game or something. 472 00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:36,460 That's what I'd fucking do man. 473 00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:40,280 Don't reset the exam. 474 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,400 And if you do want to reset the exam. 475 00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:43,680 Do reset it. 476 00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:45,320 But maybe watch. 477 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,580 Watch some fucking. 478 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,840 YouTube videos as well. 479 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,840 Oh, fire. 480 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,840 Maybe if you shoot the fire, you can make her flame up. 481 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,840 This guy's a real Schleiser. 482 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,840 Fucking hell. 483 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,840 Kravlog, thank you very much. 484 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:34,840 You can redo the Leaving Cert, but you can't rewatch a fucking Viper stream, do you know what I mean? 485 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:40,840 Get your house in order before you take the repeat. 486 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:44,840 Wait. 487 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,840 Maybe get a herb into me and... 488 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,840 Double herb, double herb. 489 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,840 Now, explosion. 490 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,840 That was good to take out the first two. 491 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:06,840 Those two were hellbent on my demise. 492 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,840 And that's not something I say lightly either. 493 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,840 How do I get these guys to flame up? 494 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:20,840 It was a great situation the last time when the flame woman ended up getting flamed by her own flame. 495 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:32,840 I tell you, flame woman, she'd be handy enough now on a winter night when you need to get the fire going. 496 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,840 Like, it's no use in August now having a flame woman coming at you. 497 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:40,840 What you want is a flame woman on a wet cold December Tuesday evening. 498 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,840 And, uh, she'll light the fire. 499 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:46,840 But she'll also try and kill you, which is no good for you. 500 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,840 And it's no good for your mental health. 501 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,840 I want to tell you something. 502 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,840 Mental health is the biggest issue of our generation and time. 503 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:56,840 I don't say that lightly or truthfully. 504 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,840 But what I want to... 505 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,840 I want you to all know is that I take your fucking mental health very seriously. 506 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,840 Everyone. 507 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,840 Just wish I could fucking take my own as good. 508 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,840 Follow me. 509 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,840 But the one thing I wanted to say to y'all as well was ladders. 510 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,840 This is a new fucking thing I found out while I was gone. 511 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,840 Ladders. 512 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,840 Will get you to places. 513 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,840 They'll surmount obstacles and objects. 514 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,840 Which you would never have thought you could have done. 515 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,840 See this guy. 516 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,840 He has a scythe on his back. 517 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,840 A slash hook. 518 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,840 His biggest fault was not using that scythe. 519 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,840 Whereas I. 520 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,840 I have all the tools at my disposal. 521 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,840 And I'll use them. 522 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,840 I'll use them. 523 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:51,840 I'll use them until the fucking... 524 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,840 The cows come home. 525 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:54,840 Wait. 526 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,840 We'll leave... 527 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,840 We'll leave Ashley Graham there. 528 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,840 We'll leave Ashley Graham there. 529 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,840 To ruminate. 530 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,840 And what she's done. 531 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,840 Which is get lost. 532 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,840 Maybe we can hide Ashley in here. 533 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:11,840 Hide in the box. 534 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,840 Hide in the box. 535 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:13,840 Go home. 536 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,840 And bake cake or something. 537 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:15,840 You're wasted out here. 538 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:26,640 Go home! 539 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,580 And bake cake or something. 540 00:28:30,580 --> 00:28:31,960 You're wasted out here. 541 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,220 It's only bullets you're gonna get from me. 542 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,140 No sugar from me. 543 00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:48,640 Hugh, thank you very much, Hugh. 544 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,580 You absolute king and legend. 545 00:28:52,140 --> 00:28:54,720 You're a great king and an ultimate legend. 546 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,400 And I don't say that lightly. 547 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,440 And I also want to say another thing to you, Hugh. 548 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,380 You're a fucking legend. 549 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,920 What the fuck is this? 550 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,320 Ah! 551 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:06,680 Ah! 552 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,820 She's gonna get got now. 553 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,180 John Gotti, thank you very much, Grogoski. 554 00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:14,980 Francis, I thought of the voodoo boys. 555 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,260 I thought the voodoo boys had caught up to you 556 00:29:17,260 --> 00:29:19,460 and you'd shipped away to Kowloon. 557 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,460 Glad to see you're back. 558 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,860 Well, Grogoski, thank you very much for that. 559 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,700 I had to mine the dog while my parents were away. 560 00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:29,660 And there was no streaming capabilities. 561 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:30,900 Or keepabilities, too. 562 00:29:31,380 --> 00:29:33,220 Which are the capabilities you want to keep. 563 00:29:34,060 --> 00:29:35,760 Discard the stuff that you don't need. 564 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,400 Remember, though. 565 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:41,120 Whatever you do have left. 566 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:47,040 Make sure you fucking cram that fridge of yours with this San Celestino. 567 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,500 Which is the best stuff, Norton Man. 568 00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:51,080 It was made by cherubs. 569 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,780 There you can see them on the bottle. 570 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,140 One there. 571 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:56,140 And then another one there. 572 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:02,640 Those cherubs actually were from a fucking Renaissance painting, I'd say. 573 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:12,740 Why did the Renaissance painters always want cherubs playing instruments and shooting harps and stuff like that in the sky? 574 00:30:19,740 --> 00:30:23,840 What bearing would they have had on love and desire? 575 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,680 What were they symbolical of? I don't know. 576 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:38,800 What was it symbolical of this? 577 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,060 Oh fuck. 578 00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:47,260 Fish and mailed. 579 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:53,840 Divine intervention in fate. The magic babies, don't worry about it. 580 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,080 In... In... In... What happened? Yeah, yeah. 581 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,520 I don't know. 582 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,360 Bye, Pat. 583 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,800 I just want to say bye, Pat. 584 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:27,220 That's exactly how you make me feel, bye, Pat, with your... donation there. 585 00:31:27,660 --> 00:31:32,740 It's like the beginning of The Wizard of Oz when I'm being fucking... When the house is being blown away. 586 00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:45,360 They're actually shouting San Celestino, the zombies, when they say that Spanish stuff as well. 587 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:54,840 Thank you very much, bye, Pat. 588 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,540 Some man for the Ethereum. 589 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,600 What's the story with Ethereum? 590 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,000 Is it going places? 591 00:32:00,580 --> 00:32:01,320 Is it worth it? 592 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,900 Shall I throw a grenade at these guys? 593 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,160 Is it worth it? 594 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,760 I'll take them... I'll take them out with a fucking shotgun slug. 595 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,040 To the Cian, head, and chest. 596 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,040 Makes no odds to me. 597 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:19,780 Makes no odds to me. 598 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,960 The poor... The poor man's coin. 599 00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:37,360 Says Sticky95. 600 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,180 Is it really? 601 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:38,820 Is Bitcoin that... 602 00:32:40,820 --> 00:32:43,560 Does anyone have any crypto advice for me there? 603 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,660 Bypat has just tipped five... 604 00:32:49,340 --> 00:32:51,420 Or five dollars Ethereum. 605 00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:55,040 Can I do... What can I do with that? 606 00:32:55,580 --> 00:32:58,980 I only know how to use traditional coins at the moment. 607 00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:02,820 Which I exchange for services and goods down the shop. 608 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,440 Like if I went to Super Value there tomorrow... 609 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,440 To buy a chilled double shot espresso... 610 00:33:10,940 --> 00:33:12,420 From the Super Value fridge. 611 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,360 Look at this guy. 612 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,400 What a waste of time. 613 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,080 What a waste of time. 614 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:19,940 His life... 615 00:33:19,940 --> 00:33:21,260 His whole life... 616 00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:21,860 Was lead... 617 00:33:21,860 --> 00:33:23,380 Had led up to that point. 618 00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:33,160 It's Bitcoin or busts, Bruno. 619 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:39,240 Jeremy... 620 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,640 Jeremy Schnorbitz. 621 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:43,720 Just changed his name to Jeremy Schnorbitz like the dog. 622 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,720 And then... 623 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,120 See you later. 624 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:48,960 Bye bye. 625 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,380 Crypto is dodgy. 626 00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:51,980 Says Andy. 627 00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,400 Put the kids on it though. 628 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,260 Someone else says. 629 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,460 That's two conflicting pieces of advice about cryptocurrencies. 630 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,260 Somebody said they're dodgy and watch them and don't bother with them. 631 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,760 Another person said literally... 632 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,660 The text is there. 633 00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:09,480 Put your children on the fucking crypto. 634 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,980 Bet your children on cryptocurrencies. 635 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:21,520 Mine some crypto down in... 636 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,340 Arigna. 637 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:24,240 Arigna. 638 00:34:26,580 --> 00:34:27,640 Darren Gilban. 639 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:28,200 Where's that? 640 00:34:33,420 --> 00:34:35,540 Could we invest in land? 641 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,440 They all track Bitcoin, 642 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,280 but there's gains to be made from Chainlink. 643 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,580 Bruno is in the chat spitting some real techno fire. 644 00:34:46,220 --> 00:34:47,620 He says, and I quote, 645 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:49,260 they all track Bitcoin, 646 00:34:49,780 --> 00:34:52,100 but there's gains to be made from Chainlink, 647 00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:53,960 but it's loads of time. 648 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,180 Fucking hell, Bruno. 649 00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:56,420 Couldn't have said it better myself. 650 00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,420 And I really do understand everything you just said there, Bruno. 651 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,900 It all makes sense. 652 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:03,980 And I'll read it back again just to clarify 653 00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:05,560 that I made sense of what you said. 654 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,320 They all track Bitcoin, 655 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,560 but there is gains to be made from Chainlink, etc. 656 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,440 But it's loads of time. 657 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,060 Ha! 658 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,140 Irish pounds are making a comeback. 659 00:35:27,140 --> 00:35:32,880 Especially in hip suburban areas where gentrification has taken place. 660 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:40,000 They've actually regressed back to bartering and also using defunct currencies. 661 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:46,760 with pictures of deer and fucking fish and harps and other things like that on it. 662 00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:47,660 Antiquated. 663 00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:49,800 We'll be laughed at in a hundred years. 664 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:50,580 People will be like, 665 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:50,920 ha ha, 666 00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:55,420 remember back in the day when they used to use fucking coins with pictures of animals on it. 667 00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:56,660 Now I just, 668 00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:59,500 I'm gonna fucking mind app you the money now. 669 00:35:59,500 --> 00:35:59,580 Now. 670 00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:02,580 You owe me a tenner for that. 671 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,360 You owe me a tenner from the last day. 672 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:04,900 You can't. 673 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:07,520 Okay. 674 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,140 I'm gonna fucking mind app you the money now, man. 675 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:15,160 Cause you have to, 676 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,380 it hurts to channel the money to someone. 677 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,120 So your face ends up going like this. 678 00:36:21,020 --> 00:36:21,300 As, 679 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,080 I'm sending you the tenner now, man. 680 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,680 Have you fucking Bluetooth switched on? 681 00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:32,360 That's what it'll be like in a prototype sense. 682 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:37,640 They're gonna have to iron out the kinks to make it a better fucking method of money, 683 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,360 of exchange and value. 684 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,820 But for the time being, 685 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,880 you're gonna have to look at someone's face. 686 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,960 Which is also gonna be a kind of, 687 00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:48,600 uh, 688 00:36:49,060 --> 00:36:49,480 what, 689 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:50,220 will she get down? 690 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,240 It makes sense as well because 691 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:57,540 it's painful to have to give away your, 692 00:36:57,540 --> 00:36:57,960 wait, 693 00:36:58,540 --> 00:36:59,440 Oh, she's stuck up there. 694 00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:01,240 It's painful to have to fucking give up, 695 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:01,660 uh, 696 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,860 give away your money like that, 697 00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:03,120 you know? 698 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:07,740 Ah, 699 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,140 shut up. 700 00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:09,540 She's talking, 701 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:11,940 she's talking absolute spatula to me. 702 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:16,060 You have to, 703 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,400 she doesn't know where she's going. 704 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,700 Whatever the basics are into, 705 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,280 invest, 706 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:24,960 says Tim. 707 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:25,880 To, 708 00:37:26,020 --> 00:37:28,200 rewind the fucking tape there a minute, 709 00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:28,740 uh, 710 00:37:28,820 --> 00:37:29,100 Tim. 711 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:30,440 What are you on about, 712 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:30,660 man? 713 00:37:30,820 --> 00:37:32,120 What are you telling me to invest in? 714 00:37:32,140 --> 00:37:34,000 Is that a yes for Ethereum? 715 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:34,540 Is it? 716 00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:36,040 Or is it a no? 717 00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:38,800 Wait, 718 00:37:39,020 --> 00:37:40,440 can she not fucking come down? 719 00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:47,620 Follow me. 720 00:37:50,740 --> 00:37:51,140 Wait. 721 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:53,880 what the fuck? 722 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:53,880 What the fuck? 723 00:37:53,880 --> 00:38:01,640 Ask Ashley advice for crypto. 724 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,580 I don't know. 725 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:06,300 What does Eddie Hobbs say about crypto? 726 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,320 Has he had anything? 727 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,620 Has he cast, 728 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,920 has Eddie Hobbs cast any aspersions on crypto yet? 729 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,160 I mean, 730 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,080 I do believe he's making Hobbs coin. 731 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,740 Somebody told me that, 732 00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:21,520 that Connor Williams lad was on about, 733 00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:22,080 uh, 734 00:38:22,140 --> 00:38:23,540 Eddie Hobbs making Hobbs coin, 735 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,520 but I wouldn't believe a word that comes out of Connor Williams' mouth. 736 00:38:26,620 --> 00:38:27,380 He's a salesman. 737 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:28,220 Wait. 738 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:28,720 Uh, 739 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:29,340 and I, 740 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,040 all that shite he does go on about it, 741 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,020 working for a Mercedes and stuff like that. 742 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:33,360 Did, 743 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:34,620 did he? 744 00:38:34,820 --> 00:38:35,060 Do you know, 745 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:35,300 we, 746 00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:36,580 we don't even know who he is. 747 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:41,960 I've seen him in two adverts or two videos on YouTube. 748 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:44,100 And, 749 00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:44,460 uh, 750 00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,620 but that's all. 751 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:47,060 So, 752 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:47,280 I mean, 753 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:47,480 you, 754 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,000 you gotta take everyone at face value. 755 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,220 He worked for KPMG, 756 00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:55,560 did he? 757 00:38:55,820 --> 00:38:56,000 He, 758 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:57,860 he must know the crack. 759 00:38:57,860 --> 00:39:00,860 Follow me. 760 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:08,780 Tim is back. 761 00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:10,040 Basics like shite, 762 00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:11,360 and there's a lot of shite, 763 00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:12,440 and basic bitches. 764 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,200 Well, 765 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:15,880 I tell you something, 766 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:16,200 Tim, 767 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,140 I'm feeling like a basic bitch at the moment. 768 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:19,920 I don't know where I'm going. 769 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,540 Maybe I'll go down this ladder here. 770 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:23,920 Don't want to knock it down. 771 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:25,320 Jump down. 772 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:30,980 Ah, 773 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:32,700 Chainsaw Annie is here. 774 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:41,380 A double helping of chainsaw women. 775 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:46,320 A double helping of chainsaw women has emerged from the rafters. 776 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:55,900 Tommy King is chiming in here. 777 00:39:55,980 --> 00:40:00,860 Your only man for a good intro to crypto is young Andreas Antonopoulos. 778 00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:02,860 Thanks very much for that, 779 00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:03,140 man. 780 00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:05,700 You seem to know your fucking stuff. 781 00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:08,240 You seem to know what you're going, 782 00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:09,120 what's going on. 783 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:16,380 Filthy basic no coiners asking for investment advice while I sit on a huge pot of bitcoins, 784 00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:17,020 says Prola. 785 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:18,880 Wow. 786 00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:22,940 Maybe you could fucking spread some of that arrow away, man. 787 00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:27,640 Spread some of that fucking pile that you got, man. 788 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:28,940 Make a new, 789 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,400 make a new house out of it. 790 00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:32,300 I'll be there. 791 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,700 I'll be the foreman, man, while you build. 792 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,420 Look at this guy. 793 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:37,920 Had to kill Ashley. 794 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:38,900 It was a mercy kill. 795 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:39,380 No. 796 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,900 I heard Connor Williams eyebrows are insured for 10 Gs. 797 00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:47,120 They are, yeah, 798 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,440 with Aviva eyebrow cover. 799 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:51,740 Because, uh, 800 00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:52,840 thingy doesn't do that. 801 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,040 Zurich don't do that shit. 802 00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:56,760 Wait. 803 00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,000 Oh, Vladimir Pukoi. 804 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:00,800 Look at that, man. 805 00:41:01,380 --> 00:41:04,560 Absolute bedevilment and besmirchment. 806 00:41:04,780 --> 00:41:08,420 On levels as yet unseen by man or beast. 807 00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:15,160 I'm gonna grenade these guys. 808 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:15,500 Why? 809 00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:17,000 Because I'm having a bad day. 810 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,420 Take a trip to Grenada Stan. 811 00:41:30,860 --> 00:41:32,840 I hear it's kinda nice this time of year. 812 00:41:34,140 --> 00:41:35,320 And I will walk. 813 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,660 I will saunter. 814 00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:38,940 through this, 815 00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:40,260 through this little maze 816 00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:41,060 that they've made for me. 817 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,520 Connor Williams uploads himself 818 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,660 into cyberspace. 819 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,880 So that he can roll around. 820 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,840 In bitcoins. 821 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:02,600 Mitzi. 822 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:03,660 Thank you very much, Mitzi. 823 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:06,500 Jesus Christ. 824 00:42:06,620 --> 00:42:08,120 I'm gonna get Mitzi'd here now. 825 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,320 Mitzi O'Toole is after you. 826 00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:16,040 We're gonna take the red nine to his, 827 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:16,820 his skull. 828 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,500 And give him a fucking volley. 829 00:42:19,860 --> 00:42:21,420 Tony O'Bow is on the job. 830 00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:33,260 I love that. 831 00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:33,260 I love that. 832 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:36,800 I love that as well. 833 00:42:36,940 --> 00:42:37,700 That was a great one. 834 00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:38,780 Wait. 835 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,200 Follow me. 836 00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:42,020 We'll tell her to get in the box again. 837 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:42,700 Hi. 838 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:48,660 Craig. 839 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,480 Craig M.F. 840 00:42:50,580 --> 00:42:50,920 Brennan. 841 00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:52,760 I cannot believe it's you, man. 842 00:42:52,760 --> 00:43:13,680 I'm feeling good. 843 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,860 All by yourself. 844 00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:15,600 Yeah. 845 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:18,620 Craig Brennan. 846 00:43:18,940 --> 00:43:19,820 What's the story? 847 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,560 Brennan's bread today, man. 848 00:43:21,820 --> 00:43:22,720 I'm feeling good. 849 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,020 Fresh like a fresh, 850 00:43:24,020 --> 00:43:25,660 sliced pan. 851 00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:27,700 It's your man. 852 00:43:28,060 --> 00:43:28,620 Francis. 853 00:43:29,460 --> 00:43:30,100 To the Hig. 854 00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:31,560 F to the Higster. 855 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,560 Coming at you like Cleopatra. 856 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,480 It's the age old rhyme. 857 00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:36,120 That I, 858 00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:36,520 I don't, 859 00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:36,880 oh no, 860 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:37,060 that, 861 00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:38,760 I'm fucking it up. 862 00:43:42,980 --> 00:43:44,080 Technical malfunction. 863 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:44,480 You, 864 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:46,100 you got to see behind the, 865 00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:46,900 the court, 866 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:47,720 the curtain there. 867 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,100 That was like the bit. 868 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,560 Craig Brennan. 869 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:51,160 Yo. 870 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:52,580 That was like the bit 871 00:43:52,580 --> 00:43:53,940 in the Wizard of Oz. 872 00:43:54,060 --> 00:43:55,700 When you saw the Wizard of Oz 873 00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:56,380 and you were like, 874 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:57,720 is that the Wizard of Oz? 875 00:43:58,060 --> 00:43:58,780 He's shite. 876 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,060 He's not as good as, 877 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,160 I thought he was. 878 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:01,800 I was. 879 00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:04,080 The Wizard of Oz 880 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,440 is not as good 881 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,960 as I thought he was. 882 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,240 The Wizard of Oz 883 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:09,080 is not as good 884 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,120 as I thought he was. 885 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,420 So it doesn't matter if I am. 886 00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:13,100 Not as good as I thought he was. 887 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:14,780 You were just afraid 888 00:44:14,780 --> 00:44:15,860 they'd abandon you. 889 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,120 Why should I be there? 890 00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:19,820 You were no reason. 891 00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:22,660 You distanced your soul 892 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:23,600 from the whole thing. 893 00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:28,520 Back in this pool again. 894 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,680 Like a cool little snake. 895 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,580 I don't wake and bake. 896 00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:34,100 I wait and wait and wait 897 00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:35,520 until the time is right 898 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,340 and then I fly 899 00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,240 up to the sky. 900 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,520 You know me. 901 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:40,620 Connor Williams 902 00:44:40,620 --> 00:44:41,720 is in my eye. 903 00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:42,700 Thank you so much 904 00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:43,960 for that one euro tip. 905 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,580 Making me feel cool 906 00:44:45,580 --> 00:44:46,060 and hip 907 00:44:46,060 --> 00:44:47,680 to the little groove 908 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,640 on your vinyl LP. 909 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,260 Make sure you've got a needle. 910 00:44:51,380 --> 00:44:52,020 Don't scratch it 911 00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:52,640 or blame me 912 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:53,540 when you come back. 913 00:44:53,540 --> 00:44:54,500 Try to tell me 914 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:55,680 that your track is fucked. 915 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:56,920 Crypto King. 916 00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:58,400 Thank you very much. 917 00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:59,420 Five euro 918 00:44:59,420 --> 00:45:01,520 is a lovely little situation. 919 00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:03,440 I'm gonna go down there 920 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,140 and spend it 921 00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:05,600 in Super Value Nation 922 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:06,500 tomorrow. 923 00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:08,860 Get myself a roll 924 00:45:08,860 --> 00:45:09,780 and a fucking bar 925 00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:10,420 and a morrow. 926 00:45:11,620 --> 00:45:12,140 And dilith. 927 00:45:12,660 --> 00:45:13,700 Thank you very much. 928 00:45:14,220 --> 00:45:15,320 That was dilithiath. 929 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,700 Did someone just drop a bomb 930 00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:19,460 on this shit? 931 00:45:20,260 --> 00:45:21,220 Because that stuff 932 00:45:21,220 --> 00:45:22,020 was a blast. 933 00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:29,480 not really feeling the rhymes 934 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:30,240 there at the moment 935 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:30,960 to be honest man. 936 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,040 I was trying to fucking... 937 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,300 Do you know what it was? 938 00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:35,380 I was trying to... 939 00:45:35,380 --> 00:45:37,160 I've been a week out the game. 940 00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:38,600 I've been on remission 941 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:39,220 or whatever. 942 00:45:41,020 --> 00:45:42,320 I'm trying to get back 943 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:43,040 into the flow 944 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:43,720 and the vibe. 945 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,500 Do you know? 946 00:45:45,580 --> 00:45:47,100 It's tough to fucking... 947 00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:48,100 Off the top of the dome. 948 00:45:48,340 --> 00:45:48,620 Like you know? 949 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:50,700 So probably gonna give the rhymes 950 00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:51,860 a little bit of a rest now 951 00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:52,520 for the next one. 952 00:45:52,580 --> 00:45:53,520 Maybe the next... 953 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,200 Maybe the next fucking week. 954 00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:57,220 Probably gonna fucking 955 00:45:57,220 --> 00:45:58,180 knock the rhymes on the head 956 00:45:58,180 --> 00:45:58,900 like for a month. 957 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:00,600 Probably... 958 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:01,160 I think... 959 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,060 I think we'll knock them 960 00:46:02,060 --> 00:46:02,800 on the fucking head. 961 00:46:03,580 --> 00:46:04,000 That's it. 962 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:04,380 They're done. 963 00:46:05,060 --> 00:46:06,880 Because I can't have... 964 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,180 I want to be hitting tens 965 00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:09,780 every time I go... 966 00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:10,860 I step onto the mic 967 00:46:10,860 --> 00:46:12,340 and spit bars. 968 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,980 I want to be hitting tens. 969 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:15,920 9.5s. 970 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:16,540 But at the moment 971 00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:18,360 I'm only fucking averaging 7. 972 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,420 And that was probably 973 00:46:20,420 --> 00:46:21,580 like a fucking 5. 974 00:46:22,940 --> 00:46:24,020 That I did there. 975 00:46:25,140 --> 00:46:25,460 Do you know? 976 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:26,700 So I'm not gonna be doing 977 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:28,000 any more of those rhymes anymore. 978 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,680 I don't care what you say. 979 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,100 I know what you're saying. 980 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:32,140 Yo, why not? 981 00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:32,920 You gotta do them, man. 982 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:34,520 You're the best in the base. 983 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:35,960 Viper, don't leave us. 984 00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:37,380 Fucking MCs have never been 985 00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:38,220 as fly as you. 986 00:46:40,860 --> 00:46:42,500 The other MCs stink. 987 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,760 Well, I'm gonna leave the game. 988 00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:45,900 I'm gonna have to leave 989 00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:46,560 the game behind. 990 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:47,700 That's the way it is. 991 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,020 Thanks very much for everything though. 992 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:52,600 No! 993 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,600 Fucking no way, man! 994 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,240 No! 995 00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:59,260 Fucking hell, man. 996 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:00,420 That's class. 997 00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:01,720 Thanks very much, Noah. 998 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:23,140 Thanks for the donation. 999 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:24,140 Noah. 1000 00:47:24,140 --> 00:47:26,140 Noah. 1001 00:47:26,140 --> 00:47:26,540 Noah. 1002 00:47:26,540 --> 00:47:26,540 Noah. 1003 00:47:26,540 --> 00:47:26,540 Noah. 1004 00:47:26,540 --> 00:47:27,540 Noah. 1005 00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:28,540 Noah. 1006 00:47:28,540 --> 00:47:29,540 Noah. 1007 00:47:29,540 --> 00:47:30,540 Noah. 1008 00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:30,540 Noah. 1009 00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:31,540 Noah. 1010 00:47:31,540 --> 00:47:32,540 Noah. 1011 00:47:32,540 --> 00:47:33,540 Noah. 1012 00:47:33,540 --> 00:47:36,760 I knew a guy named Noah, man. 1013 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:41,500 He had a little boat and he crammed it full of animals inside a little can. 1014 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:47,220 He had a cell, which kept those giraffes in two, and an L of fat. 1015 00:47:47,220 --> 00:47:50,460 He had two by two by two by two by two by two. 1016 00:47:50,460 --> 00:47:53,220 He had about 565 animals. 1017 00:47:53,220 --> 00:47:55,260 That was all that he knew that he had. 1018 00:47:55,820 --> 00:47:56,380 But when? 1019 00:47:56,780 --> 00:47:58,820 We found his boat and his corpse. 1020 00:47:59,380 --> 00:48:01,980 Thousands of years later, we knew it was a hoax. 1021 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:02,760 Why? 1022 00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:04,040 Tell you why. 1023 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,040 I'll tell you why. 1024 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,620 Because there were no motherfucking dinosaurs in that fly. 1025 00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:11,880 There were no motherfucking triceratops in that bitch. 1026 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:13,500 Yo. 1027 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:14,920 That guy Noah? 1028 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,160 He didn't even have no rhinoceros in that shit. 1029 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:21,220 One more thing about Noah. 1030 00:48:23,180 --> 00:48:23,700 Pterodactyl? 1031 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,420 I'm talking... 1032 00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:27,600 I'm talking triceratops. 1033 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:28,580 I already said that. 1034 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:29,840 Velociraptor? 1035 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:36,460 Motherfucker, he didn't even have no T-Rex on that shit. 1036 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:39,760 Yo. 1037 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:40,420 Noah. 1038 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:44,160 I want to say thank you very much on the motherfucking blower. 1039 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,800 But I'd have to call you up. 1040 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:47,200 And I don't have your number. 1041 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:52,560 And I'm not gonna ask for your number on the stream. 1042 00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:56,480 Because that would be very mean to you. 1043 00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,520 And everybody else out there 1044 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,420 Would be calling you up at night on private number. 1045 00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,280 Calling you up at night on private number. 1046 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,960 Calling you up at night on private number. 1047 00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:11,700 It would be a little blunderous 1048 00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:14,440 Of me to give a thunderous 1049 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:15,860 Hunting opinion 1050 00:49:15,860 --> 00:49:18,660 On what's going on in the world right now. 1051 00:49:19,340 --> 00:49:22,280 The kind of crack in Hong Kong makes me feel ow 1052 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,100 When I see somebody get blasted on the side of the head 1053 00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:26,680 With a fire extinguisher. 1054 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,080 Or a fucking gas canister instead. 1055 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,080 Yeah. 1056 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:44,640 Thanks to everybody out there 1057 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:48,000 Who makes this stream a living nightmare. 1058 00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:50,400 Only messing you make it a fucking dream come true. 1059 00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:53,360 And I'm talking to you and you and you and you. 1060 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:58,200 Anaconda Jeezy too. 1061 00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:03,560 Right we're done. 1062 00:50:04,780 --> 00:50:05,520 We're feckin' done. 1063 00:50:14,420 --> 00:50:19,720 Now a little transition there from the hip hop to this fucking monstrosity here. 1064 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,600 This guy needs to get the haircut. 1065 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:26,160 He could do with heading down to the barber shop tomorrow. 1066 00:50:28,260 --> 00:50:29,820 And getting a trim. 1067 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,000 A short back and sides. 1068 00:50:31,180 --> 00:50:32,600 But that won't be necessary. 1069 00:50:33,460 --> 00:50:34,620 Because I gave him a short. 1070 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:35,880 Just a short. 1071 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:37,960 Which was I took the whole head off. 1072 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:39,920 He's got no head anymore. 1073 00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:47,340 I wonder has anybody ever gone to the barbers and got killed. 1074 00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:49,440 Do you know they've gone to get their hair cut. 1075 00:50:50,540 --> 00:50:51,540 Or a... 1076 00:50:51,540 --> 00:50:57,120 Do you know and then the barber was having a bad day or something. 1077 00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:58,040 The like... 1078 00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,420 I mean there's a likelihood that that has happened. 1079 00:51:01,420 --> 00:51:04,640 With the dealing with knives and scissors and things like that. 1080 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,160 Do we keep Ashley in the box? 1081 00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,360 Sweeney Todd never watched it. 1082 00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:17,380 Or read it or whatever it is. 1083 00:51:17,420 --> 00:51:19,360 But I seen Tim Burton was doing one. 1084 00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:22,120 With the usual fucking crew. 1085 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:23,360 His missus. 1086 00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,300 And Johnny Dieppe noodles. 1087 00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:37,500 Johnny Depp is mad for the luxurious bottles of red wine. 1088 00:51:38,380 --> 00:51:40,380 And Afghan hash apparently. 1089 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,540 Imagine living in that fog. 1090 00:51:42,860 --> 00:51:43,420 The whole time. 1091 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:44,980 At his... 1092 00:51:44,980 --> 00:51:46,260 Is he nearly 60? 1093 00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:50,500 He'd want to fucking do a few Twitch live streams. 1094 00:51:50,620 --> 00:51:53,220 Maybe he could fucking live stream himself playing Portal. 1095 00:51:54,220 --> 00:51:57,560 Why doesn't Johnny Depp live stream himself playing Portal 2? 1096 00:51:59,000 --> 00:51:59,500 Do you know? 1097 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,180 He's wasting his life. 1098 00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:09,800 Why am I... 1099 00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:10,920 Why do I have to... 1100 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,520 Hang on. 1101 00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:13,800 Hang on. 1102 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:13,880 Hang on. 1103 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:14,180 Hang on. 1104 00:52:14,260 --> 00:52:15,120 53... 1105 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,660 53 bullets. 1106 00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:20,720 How come I have 15 shotgun shells there? 1107 00:52:21,860 --> 00:52:23,140 And then when I do this... 1108 00:52:24,740 --> 00:52:26,260 15 or 3. 1109 00:52:27,860 --> 00:52:29,320 I simply can't... 1110 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,320 Take any more... 1111 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:34,260 Items that is. 1112 00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:37,560 I wasn't getting existential about life or anything there. 1113 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,980 The hanging barrels of Babylon. 1114 00:52:43,200 --> 00:53:03,220 The man loves bracelets. 1115 00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:04,920 And bandanas. 1116 00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:05,660 He sure does. 1117 00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:10,280 But he... 1118 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,800 I don't know. 1119 00:53:11,860 --> 00:53:12,280 It's not his... 1120 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:13,280 His... 1121 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,280 His style. 1122 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:15,400 His age. 1123 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,280 That's the style of a man half his age, is it? 1124 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:21,900 Does that matter? 1125 00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:24,120 Does saying that... 1126 00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:25,120 Offends some people. 1127 00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:26,100 Does it... 1128 00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:30,300 Like, should you be able to just wear and do whatever the fuck you want without fear? 1129 00:53:31,380 --> 00:53:32,040 And loathing? 1130 00:53:33,620 --> 00:53:34,580 At the same time. 1131 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:36,440 He's putting himself out there, man. 1132 00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:37,320 So, I mean, like... 1133 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,200 He can talk about it. 1134 00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:38,580 Like, you know. 1135 00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:45,740 I didn't want to do that. 1136 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:47,360 I'm going to jump down. 1137 00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:49,480 And take on the fucking... 1138 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,020 These guys. 1139 00:53:51,020 --> 00:54:04,020 Good day. 1140 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,840 See you later, alligator. 1141 00:54:11,780 --> 00:54:12,260 Ah. 1142 00:54:12,780 --> 00:54:14,080 How come a shotgun... 1143 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,060 How come Ashley won't take a shotgun shell? 1144 00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:21,080 Seriously. 1145 00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,440 This is where my head is now. 1146 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:36,740 This is where my head's at. 1147 00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:38,840 Ah, not better there. 1148 00:54:45,180 --> 00:54:45,940 These... 1149 00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:46,920 Fucking clowns again. 1150 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:54,540 I'm going to wait for these guys to appear. 1151 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,720 You can see them there, look, doing the shuffle. 1152 00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:58,380 The Chattanooga Choo Choo. 1153 00:54:58,880 --> 00:54:59,280 We can... 1154 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:01,420 Explode these barrels here. 1155 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:03,320 Take all of them out. 1156 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,040 The Riptide movement. 1157 00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,020 Should I place Ashley in the bin? 1158 00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:15,280 Oh, fuck. 1159 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:18,080 For the next time I take on double chainsaw. 1160 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:22,520 I was feeling a bit chainsaw after that fucking... 1161 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,960 Blade you sank into my skin the last day. 1162 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,040 Speedrun, no herbs. 1163 00:55:30,140 --> 00:55:34,320 Jumping from those heights with those chainsaws was very irresponsible of them. 1164 00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,160 Drew, I completely and wholeheartedly agree with you. 1165 00:55:38,580 --> 00:55:41,320 But I actually didn't see in the animation them jumping down. 1166 00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,020 I think they burst out of the rafters. 1167 00:55:45,180 --> 00:55:47,700 And then this guy's head burst off his shoulders. 1168 00:55:51,020 --> 00:55:53,180 Pat Rafter, the tennis man, was there. 1169 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:54,740 Running up to the box. 1170 00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:56,040 After victory. 1171 00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:56,600 Look at that. 1172 00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:57,540 The arm's still open. 1173 00:55:58,380 --> 00:56:00,060 She was still ready to go to work. 1174 00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:09,420 Follow me. 1175 00:56:09,820 --> 00:56:10,240 Wait. 1176 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:14,580 Nobody puts Ashley in a box. 1177 00:56:15,340 --> 00:56:15,820 Nobody. 1178 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,020 Apart from me. 1179 00:56:18,140 --> 00:56:18,920 Best luck, Ashley. 1180 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:20,040 Enjoy the box. 1181 00:56:22,340 --> 00:56:22,860 Headless. 1182 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:34,720 It's a great situation. 1183 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:34,780 It's a great situation. 1184 00:56:34,780 --> 00:56:44,760 Now, take the herb. 1185 00:56:49,540 --> 00:56:50,280 Take this. 1186 00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:51,040 All of you. 1187 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:52,660 And talk from it. 1188 00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:54,340 It is my herb. 1189 00:56:58,020 --> 00:56:58,720 Yellow herb. 1190 00:56:58,860 --> 00:56:59,700 Reload the TMP. 1191 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:00,260 Someone says. 1192 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:00,840 I'm with you. 1193 00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:01,760 I'm with you all the way. 1194 00:57:01,820 --> 00:57:03,740 I'm going to combine that yellow with the green herb, though. 1195 00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,660 Which we have down here. 1196 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,220 In the corner of the fucking room. 1197 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:20,200 Right. 1198 00:57:20,340 --> 00:57:21,860 Reload the TMP. 1199 00:57:25,140 --> 00:57:30,760 I've seen they had a drink in the coffee shop called Cannabisimo. 1200 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,900 Which probably, they had hemp or something like that. 1201 00:57:35,100 --> 00:57:42,280 They're obviously trying to soften the impending legalization which is coming. 1202 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,500 But why now of all times? 1203 00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:52,120 Why wasn't it like 20 years ago that this happened? 1204 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,520 I don't know, man. 1205 00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:55,000 It's strange. 1206 00:57:55,340 --> 00:57:56,240 It's fucking weird, man. 1207 00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,220 Who's planning it? 1208 00:57:57,260 --> 00:57:58,140 Who's behind it all? 1209 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,100 Who's going to be making the coin off it? 1210 00:58:00,780 --> 00:58:01,100 Do you know? 1211 00:58:01,100 --> 00:58:17,560 Another 20 years. 1212 00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:19,000 Another 10 years we'll have to wait. 1213 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:19,440 Is that it? 1214 00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:21,660 Not for Cannabisimo drink, you don't. 1215 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,100 You go down to fucking... 1216 00:58:24,180 --> 00:58:25,500 Whatever their shop was. 1217 00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:26,180 Mocha beans. 1218 00:58:27,940 --> 00:58:28,800 They're selling it. 1219 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:34,660 Do you know? 1220 00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:37,400 Bruno. 1221 00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,680 Thank you very much, Bruno. 1222 00:58:41,820 --> 00:58:43,480 And I want to say something to you, Bruno. 1223 00:58:49,340 --> 00:58:50,640 Thanks for the donation. 1224 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:59,780 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, 1225 00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:03,420 there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace. 1226 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:05,420 And setting fire to them. 1227 00:59:05,620 --> 00:59:07,740 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while... 1228 00:59:07,740 --> 00:59:37,720 Oh, my God. 1229 00:59:37,720 --> 01:00:07,700 Oh, my God. 1230 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:37,680 Oh, my God. 1231 01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:43,500 and safety to have jumped down with a chainsaw. It seems you were right but 1232 01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:50,760 these are... we're gonna have to give them the rulebook in bullet format in 1233 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:58,180 shotgun format. Look at these guys. 1234 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,680 Fuck! 1235 01:01:06,340 --> 01:01:10,320 We're gonna get slashed! 1236 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:35,000 Yes! Thank you very much. Good night and God bless to all the zombies. To all the zombies out there. 1237 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:52,980 Risk assessment. Done. Health and safety. Manual rewritten. Manual handling course. Done. Camp key. Great stuff. We're gonna have an... our entryway into the camp area. Look at this guy. 1238 01:01:52,980 --> 01:02:14,020 Look at this guy. Where's little Gummidge up there? Let's take it to him. Let's take it to the top here. Any crack with you? There we go. And here we go. We've another, another player has entered the scene looking for a slice of life. 1239 01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:33,680 He's got brown pants, which are held together by a little button. His shirt, unwashed, unkempt, creased, dirty, hairy old chest on him. He's got a scythe in one hand. Behind him he has a second scythe on his belt buckle. 1240 01:02:34,380 --> 01:02:50,720 His eyes glowing red with the demonic presence of Satan himself. His chin and neck, there's a bit of weight. He is carrying a little bit of weight. He could, and I'm not talking about the two sides. 1241 01:02:52,380 --> 01:03:07,820 But what we will do is we'll try and play with this guy. We'll give him one in the shin. And that's him dealt with. He fell down and broke the neck and disappeared into a handy, a handy nothing. 1242 01:03:07,820 --> 01:03:20,780 We don't have to clear that up. One of the worst things or aspects of this game could have been if they programmed in the situation whereby you had to clean up your mess afterwards. 1243 01:03:21,700 --> 01:03:29,320 That'd be half, that'd be fucking three quarters of the game. Do you know what I mean? Resident Evil, Resident Cleaner. 1244 01:03:30,820 --> 01:03:39,780 Mop and Bucket, add on, fucking download DLC Content Edition. Download the fucking mop. Did you get the update? Did you update Resident Cleaner? 1245 01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:43,460 The fucking, they've only programmed the mop into the game. 1246 01:03:45,460 --> 01:03:52,580 Did you get Resident, Resident Cleaner 2, the update on Steam? You're owl ladies in it. 1247 01:03:55,080 --> 01:04:00,080 Now, let's go. Let's move, let's move, let's move. 1248 01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,580 Fast. 1249 01:04:05,940 --> 01:04:08,200 Where's the camp room? We've got the camp key. 1250 01:04:15,980 --> 01:04:21,100 Museum ghost, how are you? How long was she in there for? I'd say about 15 to 20 minutes. 1251 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,360 And she's glad about it, I'd say. 1252 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:34,340 Because there were a few dodgeballers trying to take her. 1253 01:04:35,220 --> 01:04:36,360 Take her away from me. 1254 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:50,480 Ashley Graham. 1255 01:04:57,220 --> 01:05:00,000 It was a nice looking box in fairness. It was, yeah. 1256 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:04,220 I wouldn't, you'd probably get that on Daft for 800 a month. 1257 01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:05,820 If, if you're lucky. 1258 01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:10,060 Where are you going, Leon? 1259 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,160 The rust on the box adds character. 1260 01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,800 It's, it's, it's rustic. It's a rustic box. 1261 01:05:14,900 --> 01:05:15,580 It's a studio. 1262 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:21,540 Do we need, do we really need her down here? She's rubbish. She doesn't do anything. 1263 01:05:21,540 --> 01:05:24,480 I, uh, wanted to climb the ladder, to be honest. 1264 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,740 Here we go. Ashley, in you go. 1265 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:40,780 Now, that might look to you like a box, but it's actually 850 euro a month to rent. 1266 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:43,840 Inklendalken. 1267 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:52,720 And, uh, it's got all the amenities you'd ever want from a gaff. It's got, it's got a roof. Look at this. 1268 01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:55,860 Look at that, man. Fucking roof. 1269 01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:56,720 Tarpaulin. 1270 01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:05,120 Uh, there's flames, flaming torches down at most sides if you need to warm your hands. 1271 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:11,280 Uh, but other than that, everything is, it's on-site OSP. 1272 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:15,340 There is no toilet, but you can go in the box and clean it out afterwards. 1273 01:06:20,940 --> 01:06:23,620 Now, we need to go and take the next gate back out here. Come on! 1274 01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:41,080 Catch! 1275 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:41,140 Catch! 1276 01:06:41,140 --> 01:06:52,940 veteran weedman 1277 01:06:52,940 --> 01:06:55,620 thank you very much for your kind and generous tip 1278 01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:57,840 and pledge towards the future of the gaming 1279 01:06:57,840 --> 01:06:59,380 the gaming stream 1280 01:06:59,380 --> 01:07:03,000 these streams as you know cannot exist without 1281 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:07,160 your viewership and kind hearted and generous support 1282 01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:13,540 thank you for your glorious tip 1283 01:07:13,540 --> 01:07:16,960 musk by elon thank you very much for your kind and 1284 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:21,200 and hearted generous donation tip you're a great person 1285 01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:24,180 you've invented some of the world's leading electric cars 1286 01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:28,800 and what's next we can only know we can only I mean we don't know we can only 1287 01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:32,120 guess my advice to you keep doing what you 1288 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:37,140 doing leon I mean elon got confused there between elon 1289 01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:43,520 musk and leon s kennedy gridrain 741 thank you very much and carla murray too 1290 01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:50,220 you're alive i see thought you might have been hugged by big bubba after robbing that dawn truck 1291 01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:53,440 good luck with the harassment in the workplace assessment 1292 01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:57,600 i will i thank you very much gridrain and carla murray too 1293 01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:03,980 musk by elon says how are you francis 1294 01:08:03,980 --> 01:08:03,980 myself 1295 01:08:03,980 --> 01:08:12,300 and grimes converted to voodoo last week i presume you mean grimes the musician 1296 01:08:12,300 --> 01:08:19,440 thank you homemade meat mead thank you very much thank you homemade mead and 1297 01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:28,620 Carolyn Murray skull Grimes the girl who sounds like a baby and I think she's 1298 01:08:28,620 --> 01:08:37,740 going out with Elon Musk the man who plays with rockets and he is going places 1299 01:08:37,740 --> 01:08:42,040 sure he's been he's already been please where where's there should go but you 1300 01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:48,760 already been this probably can go home there's nothing more for you to do to 1301 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:58,120 keep up a level of prolificity prolif proliferate what's the point in trying to 1302 01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:07,000 take out this guy with a fucking rifle he's just gonna kill you you know I was 1303 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:11,780 wiggling my fucking left analog stick there that was a waste of time 1304 01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:18,500 Jimmy Jesus how are you he's been places so he has to go to space now that's a good 1305 01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:23,840 good answer to the question that is a great answer what it what happens when 1306 01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:30,500 Musk reaches space is he gonna come back and try and rule us with an iron musk 1307 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:39,220 someone's saying a TMP to the knees will do it I don't believe you but I'm gonna try it 1308 01:09:39,220 --> 01:09:47,220 shoot the stone okay 1309 01:09:47,220 --> 01:10:02,400 No. Oh, Ashley, where are you? Ashley. Ashley! 1310 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:31,120 Yay! Nobody told me that you need to make sure she's not under the fucking rock. Wait. Chainsaw. Thank you very much. Chainsaw. 1311 01:10:31,120 --> 01:11:01,100 Chainsaw. Chainsaw of the night. Ah, for fuck's sake, Ashley. I'm gonna give her a mercy kill. There was no need for that. He slammed the poor girl off the ground. 1312 01:11:01,100 --> 01:11:21,100 Do you not know she's made of fucking bones and skin? That kind of stuff is not right. Trying to reason with the man. Like, could you bring that fella to court? The big fucking goon that killed the girl there. Would he even fit in a courtroom? Do you know? There'd be no reasoning with the... 1313 01:11:21,100 --> 01:11:27,100 Follow me. So we get her to follow... Follow yourself all the way to the end of the thing and then... 1314 01:11:33,100 --> 01:11:34,100 Leon! 1315 01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:52,100 Yeah, come along with me here. For God's sake. Wait. Ah, for fuck's sake. The rock! You're meant to fucking do the rock before you... On top of him, not rock behind him. 1316 01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:57,100 Do you know what I mean? 1317 01:11:57,100 --> 01:11:57,100 Do you know what I mean? 1318 01:11:57,100 --> 01:12:08,100 A little late, don't you think? It's a bit late now. 1319 01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:09,100 No! 1320 01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:31,100 This rock's going on top of his stupid head. I don't care what you say. It's going right on top of his stupid head. See that guy there? Rock time. Rock-a-bye baby. 1321 01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:37,100 Where the fuck is she? Good girl. 1322 01:12:45,100 --> 01:12:46,100 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1323 01:12:46,100 --> 01:13:10,100 *Sigh* 1324 01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:12,100 *Sigh* 1325 01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:14,100 He can kill me at this stage. 1326 01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:18,100 *Sigh* 1327 01:13:20,100 --> 01:13:22,100 *Sigh* 1328 01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:26,100 *Sigh* 1329 01:13:26,100 --> 01:13:28,100 *Sigh* 1330 01:13:28,100 --> 01:13:30,100 *Sigh* 1331 01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:32,100 He can just kill me at this stage. 1332 01:13:32,100 --> 01:13:36,100 There's no point in going after this goon if the rock failed to smash on his head. 1333 01:13:36,100 --> 01:13:40,240 If that rock failed to smash on his head 1334 01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:44,760 Then we're starting again from point zero 1335 01:13:44,760 --> 01:14:02,040 Wait, follow me 1336 01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:10,940 Connor Fox, how are ya? 1337 01:14:12,140 --> 01:14:13,520 Cool name, Connor Fox 1338 01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:15,900 It's cooler than Connor Williams 1339 01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:17,460 I didn't think there would be a cooler name 1340 01:14:17,460 --> 01:14:20,400 But unfortunately it has been taken there by 1341 01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,220 Monsieur Fox 1342 01:14:22,220 --> 01:14:25,820 Back of the fucking back 1343 01:14:25,820 --> 01:14:27,080 See you later 1344 01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:29,480 He's still alive, man 1345 01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:35,000 The fucking god's still alive 1346 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:57,920 Taylor Swift, shake him off 1347 01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:06,300 How are we gonna get to this guy on the back? 1348 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:07,340 Nice 1349 01:15:07,340 --> 01:15:08,580 Nice 1350 01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:11,200 Is that him dealt with, is it? 1351 01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:19,580 All my grenades gone 1352 01:15:19,580 --> 01:15:21,480 Waste of grenades 1353 01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:33,780 Leon is fucked 1354 01:15:33,780 --> 01:15:34,560 Take a herb 1355 01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:40,100 Shoot him in the teens 1356 01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:40,760 Someone says 1357 01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:42,780 I don't think I can get around the back 1358 01:15:42,780 --> 01:15:43,660 But you can 1359 01:15:43,660 --> 01:15:46,560 Look at this now, Ashley's gone 1360 01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:52,800 Fucking Ashley 1361 01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,800 Get fucking done out of it, man 1362 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,600 By him 1363 01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:57,760 Whoever he is 1364 01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:01,920 It's a fucking bad egg, that cunt 1365 01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:07,700 He's not nice 1366 01:16:07,700 --> 01:16:07,700 He's not nice 1367 01:16:07,700 --> 01:16:10,260 I'll say that for nothing 1368 01:16:10,260 --> 01:16:11,340 He's not nice 1369 01:16:11,340 --> 01:16:13,960 What about these barrels up here, look 1370 01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:15,860 Can they 1371 01:16:15,860 --> 01:16:17,480 Can we do anything with those? 1372 01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:22,900 Wait 1373 01:16:22,900 --> 01:16:24,340 Follow me 1374 01:16:24,340 --> 01:16:26,080 Fucking 1375 01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:27,300 Shoot properly, man 1376 01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:30,000 What am I doing? 1377 01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:31,480 The map 1378 01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:42,300 Shall I blow up the barrels later on? 1379 01:16:42,300 --> 01:16:42,460 Or 1380 01:16:42,460 --> 01:16:54,960 Dermot Lopez Productions 1381 01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:57,020 You're not very good 1382 01:16:57,020 --> 01:16:58,840 Says Dermot Lopez Productions 1383 01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:02,500 Good at cod 1384 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,020 Then you said in your 1385 01:17:04,020 --> 01:17:05,680 Dermot Lopez Productions 1386 01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:08,380 Who are you, Dermot Lopez Productions? 1387 01:17:09,020 --> 01:17:09,820 Shall we have a look? 1388 01:17:11,540 --> 01:17:12,520 Let's have a look 1389 01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:29,980 This is very, very mysterious 1390 01:17:29,980 --> 01:17:30,600 All together 1391 01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:31,600 You've got to check this out 1392 01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:47,340 Dermot Lopez 1393 01:17:47,340 --> 01:17:48,320 production man 1394 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:59,240 let's have a look at 1395 01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:00,280 McNamara 2 1396 01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:04,400 or acting zenith 1397 01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:10,940 now this is not me by the way 1398 01:18:10,940 --> 01:18:12,920 this is Dermot Lopez 1399 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:13,780 productions 1400 01:18:13,780 --> 01:18:20,320 instantaneous 1401 01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:22,000 it looks good 1402 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:24,460 we could be on to something good here 1403 01:18:24,460 --> 01:18:46,900 so here he is boys and girls 1404 01:18:46,900 --> 01:18:48,320 McNamara 1405 01:18:48,320 --> 01:19:00,480 I like your music McNamara 1406 01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:02,020 the one and only 1407 01:19:02,020 --> 01:19:03,120 at your service 1408 01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:05,760 I used to walk these streets like a papa 1409 01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:08,000 but now I walk these streets like a king 1410 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:33,120 how much of a raw muddle? 1411 01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:34,460 how are you McNamara? 1412 01:19:34,460 --> 01:19:40,200 fucking 1413 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,520 I actually want to see more of McNamara 1414 01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:45,720 where is he? 1415 01:19:48,220 --> 01:19:49,720 Dermot Lopez productions 1416 01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:51,300 I don't know who this is like 1417 01:19:51,300 --> 01:19:51,700 he's just 1418 01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:53,040 Dermot Lopez 1419 01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:53,920 has just come out of nowhere 1420 01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:56,300 fucking blindsided 1421 01:19:56,300 --> 01:19:57,300 what is it? 1422 01:19:57,300 --> 01:20:10,580 what is all this? 1423 01:20:10,580 --> 01:20:11,760 not even Dermot Lopez 1424 01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:12,300 oh yeah 1425 01:20:12,300 --> 01:20:12,900 here we go 1426 01:20:12,900 --> 01:20:13,840 Dermot Lopez 1427 01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:14,680 videos 1428 01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:18,640 the making of McNamara 1429 01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:23,780 I'd like to get the crew back again 1430 01:20:23,780 --> 01:20:24,540 to do another film 1431 01:20:24,540 --> 01:20:27,080 I felt betrayed by John 1432 01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:28,840 he's not a filmmaker 1433 01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:30,220 that I want to work with again 1434 01:20:30,220 --> 01:20:30,480 like 1435 01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:31,880 he's just atrocious 1436 01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:39,180 ah fuck it 1437 01:20:39,180 --> 01:20:52,580 fair enough 1438 01:20:52,580 --> 01:20:53,340 there you go 1439 01:20:53,340 --> 01:20:53,640 anyways 1440 01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:54,160 Dermot 1441 01:20:54,160 --> 01:20:56,920 I was trying to knock a bit of crack out of it 1442 01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:57,340 but there's 1443 01:20:57,340 --> 01:21:00,200 there's not 1444 01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:00,820 there's not much 1445 01:21:00,820 --> 01:21:02,280 that's not to say there isn't much there 1446 01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:03,000 there's loads there 1447 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:05,220 Dermot Lopez productions 1448 01:21:05,220 --> 01:21:05,800 if you're watching 1449 01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:06,980 thanks for watching the stream 1450 01:21:06,980 --> 01:21:09,300 and if you're watching this as well everyone 1451 01:21:09,300 --> 01:21:11,460 head over to fucking Dermot 1452 01:21:11,460 --> 01:21:12,380 and throw him a sub 1453 01:21:12,380 --> 01:21:13,520 or a view 1454 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:14,080 or a watch 1455 01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:18,060 welcome 1456 01:21:18,060 --> 01:21:19,300 to me 1457 01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:20,580 Philip Shanahan 1458 01:21:20,580 --> 01:21:21,240 acting 1459 01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:22,620 Xeniclosses 1460 01:21:22,620 --> 01:21:23,540 here 1461 01:21:23,540 --> 01:21:25,120 in the heart of Limerick City 1462 01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:28,500 my step-by-step guide 1463 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:30,880 will provide you with all the tools necessary 1464 01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:32,020 to become 1465 01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:33,080 Limerick's 1466 01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:33,640 next 1467 01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:34,200 big 1468 01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:35,060 extra 1469 01:21:35,060 --> 01:21:35,960 actor 1470 01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:37,240 cut that 1471 01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:38,080 just 1472 01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:42,220 my step-by-step guide 1473 01:21:42,220 --> 01:21:42,900 will give you 1474 01:21:42,900 --> 01:21:44,160 everything you need 1475 01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:45,000 to become 1476 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:46,220 Limerick's next 1477 01:21:46,220 --> 01:21:48,480 big actor 1478 01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:53,340 my four-level 1479 01:21:53,340 --> 01:21:54,320 program 1480 01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:55,040 mentors 1481 01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:55,860 guides 1482 01:21:55,860 --> 01:21:56,540 protects 1483 01:21:56,540 --> 01:21:58,220 and collaborates 1484 01:21:58,220 --> 01:21:59,280 remember the balance 1485 01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:00,000 remember 1486 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:02,040 so that you can achieve your needs 1487 01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:02,500 more 1488 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:03,140 more 1489 01:22:03,140 --> 01:22:03,780 more 1490 01:22:03,780 --> 01:22:04,340 more 1491 01:22:04,340 --> 01:22:04,840 more 1492 01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:04,840 more 1493 01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:06,720 oh yeah 1494 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:07,020 oh yeah 1495 01:22:07,020 --> 01:22:08,280 oh yeah 1496 01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:16,500 less less less less less less less less less less less all for the bargain price of 20 euros per hour 1497 01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:20,240 so come down 1498 01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:22,660 the world is your oyster 1499 01:22:22,660 --> 01:22:24,660 let's crack this clown 1500 01:22:24,660 --> 01:22:28,320 let's crack this clown 1501 01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:29,560 let's crack this clown 1502 01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:30,660 this clam 1503 01:22:30,660 --> 01:22:32,080 let's crack this clown 1504 01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:34,000 fair fucks to you anyway 1505 01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,180 Leo 1506 01:22:35,180 --> 01:22:35,980 what's your name 1507 01:22:35,980 --> 01:22:36,660 Leo Lopez 1508 01:22:36,660 --> 01:22:37,160 fucking Dermot Lopez is it? 1509 01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:40,160 fucking Dermot Lopez 1510 01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:41,540 fair fucks to you anyway man 1511 01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:48,480 but I won't be taking any fucking comments off you about how crap I am at the game 1512 01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:55,860 do you know what I mean? 1513 01:22:55,860 --> 01:23:01,340 fucking Lopez the lion out there in the chat trying to fucking sway me with his 1514 01:23:01,340 --> 01:23:04,440 yeah fair enough you say fair enough 1515 01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:07,100 just remember Dermot Lopez 1516 01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:10,300 that your fucking words carry meaning man 1517 01:23:10,300 --> 01:23:14,420 I'm not messing around Dermot 1518 01:23:14,420 --> 01:23:18,540 actions have consequences man 1519 01:23:18,540 --> 01:23:21,500 Lopez 1520 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:24,520 are you fucking listening to me Lopez? 1521 01:23:27,180 --> 01:23:30,920 don't think you can run riot around fucking YouTube chat rooms man 1522 01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:33,300 and not suffer the consequences 1523 01:23:33,300 --> 01:23:36,960 I'm after you Lopez 1524 01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:40,780 I'm after you 1525 01:23:40,780 --> 01:23:44,840 it's got serious Lopez 1526 01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:48,540 Lopez 1527 01:23:48,540 --> 01:23:51,740 Lopez are you there Lopez? 1528 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:55,040 you've gone awfully quiet now in the chat Lopez 1529 01:23:55,040 --> 01:24:01,540 Lopez 1530 01:24:01,540 --> 01:24:05,360 hello Lopez 1531 01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:05,360 hello Lopez 1532 01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:15,280 B 1533 01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:17,460 Lopez 1534 01:24:17,460 --> 01:24:18,860 do you like the letter B do you? 1535 01:24:19,420 --> 01:24:20,840 well if you do you're gonna crumble 1536 01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:26,900 you're gonna get crumbled Dermot Lopez 1537 01:24:26,900 --> 01:24:30,640 and then I'm gonna fucking reassemble you back together 1538 01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:34,460 into the B you should've been 1539 01:24:34,460 --> 01:24:36,460 bullets Lopez 1540 01:24:36,460 --> 01:24:38,300 we all know about bullets don't we? 1541 01:24:42,300 --> 01:24:44,160 if only you knew Lopez 1542 01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:46,520 if only you knew what I knew about bullets 1543 01:24:46,520 --> 01:24:48,840 I don't think you'd be so quick 1544 01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:51,540 you'd be quick to type your words of hate 1545 01:24:51,540 --> 01:24:52,280 your hate 1546 01:24:52,280 --> 01:24:54,460 internet hate words out on the screen 1547 01:24:54,460 --> 01:24:55,300 C 1548 01:24:55,300 --> 01:24:59,120 C is for fucking continuity 1549 01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:04,960 and I'm gonna continue my campaign of hate 1550 01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:06,800 and vitriol 1551 01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:09,660 against Dermot Lopez productions 1552 01:25:09,660 --> 01:25:11,220 not Dermot Lopez the person 1553 01:25:11,220 --> 01:25:12,120 I don't wanna 1554 01:25:12,120 --> 01:25:14,920 aim any slide at the person 1555 01:25:14,920 --> 01:25:16,620 but let's put it this way 1556 01:25:16,620 --> 01:25:17,820 the production side of things 1557 01:25:17,820 --> 01:25:18,380 your channel 1558 01:25:18,380 --> 01:25:20,520 it's gonna get smashed up 1559 01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:22,200 like this smashing glass on my face 1560 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:38,240 Dermot Lopez this is you now 1561 01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:44,200 why did I say that shit about Viperman in his fucking YouTube videos 1562 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:44,780 this is you 1563 01:25:44,780 --> 01:25:45,560 ah 1564 01:25:45,560 --> 01:25:48,020 fuck Dermot Lopez productions 1565 01:25:48,020 --> 01:25:49,620 is blown up man 1566 01:25:49,620 --> 01:25:51,160 where's the production base? 1567 01:25:51,260 --> 01:25:51,920 where's it gone? 1568 01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:53,020 it's exploded 1569 01:25:53,020 --> 01:25:55,900 it's exploded Dermot Lopez 1570 01:25:55,900 --> 01:25:58,940 you're gonna get smashed up productions 1571 01:25:58,940 --> 01:26:00,780 not Dermot Lopez 1572 01:26:00,780 --> 01:26:02,280 repeat 1573 01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:03,240 this is not 1574 01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:04,860 about Dermot Lopez 1575 01:26:04,860 --> 01:26:06,000 this is deeper than this 1576 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,980 this is about his production company 1577 01:26:07,980 --> 01:26:10,800 Dermot Lopez productions 1578 01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:24,440 E 1579 01:26:24,440 --> 01:26:26,400 ah 1580 01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:27,360 racing on the end 1581 01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:29,320 ah no Dermot Lopez 1582 01:26:29,320 --> 01:26:30,000 no 1583 01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,280 your production quality is 1584 01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:33,480 is shockingly good 1585 01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:34,280 no 1586 01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:36,060 Dermot Lopez productions 1587 01:26:36,060 --> 01:26:36,920 ah 1588 01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:38,780 please 1589 01:26:38,780 --> 01:26:40,200 San Celestino 1590 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:41,040 save me 1591 01:26:41,040 --> 01:26:46,340 San Celestino 1592 01:26:46,340 --> 01:26:47,260 perfect 1593 01:26:47,260 --> 01:26:49,900 on a cool summer's evening 1594 01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:57,340 like and subscribe guys 1595 01:26:57,340 --> 01:26:58,720 to Dermot Lopez productions 1596 01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:01,080 you'll be in for a treat 1597 01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:06,660 Dermot Lopez productions 1598 01:27:06,660 --> 01:27:08,200 has just come back 1599 01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:08,980 into the chat there 1600 01:27:08,980 --> 01:27:11,520 saying I'm a 57 year old learner 1601 01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:13,080 I don't know what 1602 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:14,040 how to take that 1603 01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:15,260 um 1604 01:27:15,260 --> 01:27:18,940 I don't know how to take that 1605 01:27:18,940 --> 01:27:22,840 Dermot 1606 01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:24,740 are you listening to me Dermot? 1607 01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:24,740 Dermot 1608 01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:30,480 do the car window green screen thing Viper 1609 01:27:30,480 --> 01:27:30,940 or the 1610 01:27:30,940 --> 01:27:32,280 the Macron show boys 1611 01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:32,900 are coming for you 1612 01:27:32,900 --> 01:27:34,320 I'm sorry I don't do requests 1613 01:27:34,320 --> 01:27:34,660 but 1614 01:27:34,660 --> 01:27:37,020 won't you stay another day 1615 01:27:37,020 --> 01:27:38,220 stay now 1616 01:27:38,220 --> 01:27:40,080 Dermot if you 1617 01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:42,320 if you want to feel the pain 1618 01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:44,780 then type your words away 1619 01:27:44,780 --> 01:27:46,440 alpha can 1620 01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:47,880 do 1621 01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:49,000 and stay now 1622 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:49,920 stay now 1623 01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:51,460 but also 1624 01:27:51,460 --> 01:27:52,240 remember Dermot 1625 01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:54,460 you might be a 57 year old learner 1626 01:27:54,460 --> 01:27:57,140 but are you a 57 year old recycler? 1627 01:27:58,340 --> 01:28:00,960 the planet is day by day 1628 01:28:00,960 --> 01:28:03,380 turning into a fucking gas chaos chamber 1629 01:28:03,380 --> 01:28:04,460 not unlike 1630 01:28:04,460 --> 01:28:06,660 the things that we've seen in movies 1631 01:28:06,660 --> 01:28:08,680 about the demise of humanity 1632 01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:10,200 due to its reckless behaviour 1633 01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:11,300 uh 1634 01:28:11,300 --> 01:28:13,700 and what can you do? 1635 01:28:13,700 --> 01:28:14,700 well Dermot Lopez 1636 01:28:14,700 --> 01:28:16,820 you could make 1637 01:28:16,820 --> 01:28:18,420 some more videos 1638 01:28:18,420 --> 01:28:19,280 and you can make 1639 01:28:19,280 --> 01:28:21,220 you could actually make greener videos 1640 01:28:21,220 --> 01:28:23,260 because what I saw there from your video list 1641 01:28:23,260 --> 01:28:24,620 Dermot Lopez Productions 1642 01:28:24,620 --> 01:28:25,680 was that 1643 01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:27,400 you were carbon 1644 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:28,720 your carbon footprint 1645 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:31,280 was obscene 1646 01:28:31,280 --> 01:28:37,480 Dermot Lopez in the chat there 1647 01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:38,680 having a great situation 1648 01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:39,720 if you've just joined us 1649 01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:42,340 we're in a bit of a Dermot Lopez funk bubble here 1650 01:28:42,340 --> 01:28:44,000 and uh 1651 01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:47,660 we're trying to get to the bottom of him 1652 01:28:47,660 --> 01:28:52,160 I probably shouldn't have taken it too far 1653 01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,660 because he was only saying 1654 01:28:53,660 --> 01:28:55,400 that I was 1655 01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:56,800 that I was rubbish at the game 1656 01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:57,920 but I mean 1657 01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:00,020 we went down the pigeon hole 1658 01:29:00,020 --> 01:29:00,820 or rabbit hole 1659 01:29:00,820 --> 01:29:01,580 of uh 1660 01:29:01,580 --> 01:29:03,720 checking out his YouTube channel 1661 01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:05,320 I thought it was going to be 1662 01:29:05,320 --> 01:29:07,160 a case where we could get laughs out of 1663 01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:09,940 it turned out that I couldn't laugh at the videos 1664 01:29:09,940 --> 01:29:10,380 because 1665 01:29:10,380 --> 01:29:13,960 I realised there was a human behind those videos 1666 01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:15,820 and uh 1667 01:29:15,820 --> 01:29:17,360 to jeer at that 1668 01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:18,800 would have been not nice 1669 01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:20,940 that human of course 1670 01:29:20,940 --> 01:29:21,820 was Dermot 1671 01:29:21,820 --> 01:29:23,940 I'm assuming Dermot Lopez 1672 01:29:23,940 --> 01:29:25,460 of 1673 01:29:25,460 --> 01:29:26,600 the CEO 1674 01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:28,940 and head corporation 1675 01:29:28,940 --> 01:29:31,240 all round wild guy 1676 01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:32,820 of Dermot Lopez Productions 1677 01:29:32,820 --> 01:29:36,540 but I tell you this 1678 01:29:36,540 --> 01:29:37,720 I tell you no more 1679 01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:41,280 thanks very much 1680 01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:42,620 Dermot Lopez Productions 1681 01:29:42,620 --> 01:29:43,600 the DLP 1682 01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:45,080 with the DLP 1683 01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:46,280 the DLP 1684 01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:47,880 don't fuck with me 1685 01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:48,760 the Dermot 1686 01:29:48,760 --> 01:29:50,720 we got Dermot Lopez on this shit 1687 01:29:50,720 --> 01:29:51,900 he's a real 1688 01:29:51,900 --> 01:29:53,340 he's a real G 1689 01:29:53,340 --> 01:29:54,340 G unit 1690 01:29:54,340 --> 01:30:04,200 We've got those spinning we've got the spinning spinning wheels of Babylon there at the side of the screen 1691 01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:10,120 These are the derp head the derp head Lopez machine the dirt dirt pot low 1692 01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:13,280 dermis lopez 1693 01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:15,580 Derp head 1694 01:30:15,580 --> 01:30:17,580 Lopez dermis lopez 1695 01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:20,340 Dure's no pot I fuck it 1696 01:30:20,940 --> 01:30:27,620 These things need to be worked out before you go and do them remember surprises are for rehearsals not for the live stream 1697 01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:33,620 But dermis lopez how you doing? I hope you're well 1698 01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:45,260 What's that smell I'll tell you it's dermis lopez back in the building and he's been cooking some new stuff and it smells great 1699 01:30:46,920 --> 01:30:49,340 You gotta give him some love don't give him hate 1700 01:30:49,340 --> 01:31:10,020 Dermot Lopez you came into my life like a cool new incredible wife I've been married three times and the one I'm married to now is gonna last me a whole lifetime that lifetime it's dermis lopez baby 1701 01:31:10,020 --> 01:31:18,820 One two three four dermis lopez is knocking at your door. He's a 57 year old learner. Is that a learner driver? 1702 01:31:18,820 --> 01:31:24,420 Well, they've changed the L plate now man you need to get an end plate and maybe when you come down 1703 01:31:24,420 --> 01:31:28,220 We'll dish out some hate in a lovely kind of way 1704 01:31:28,220 --> 01:31:36,600 I don't want to make you feel like you've had a bad day you came into the channel probably to unwind but you dished out a bit of fucking chat slime 1705 01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:41,800 I saw it and decided to run with it and I was feeling fine until I saw 1706 01:31:42,660 --> 01:31:46,420 What you were cooking and I felt like a little bit bad? 1707 01:31:49,120 --> 01:32:00,000 Maybe I can fit my head I would if I could fit my head into the inventory slot of Leon's thing it would take up two spaces why because I'm humble 1708 01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:05,120 I'm not big-headed and I am thankful for everything that I've got 1709 01:32:07,420 --> 01:32:12,300 Including Dermot Lopez productions you're the real bomb 1710 01:32:14,180 --> 01:32:16,180 Dermot Lopez productions 1711 01:32:16,180 --> 01:32:23,460 Doing what he can every day after day after day. He's the MF man 1712 01:32:24,300 --> 01:32:27,700 His name is Dermot Lopez don't wear it out 1713 01:32:29,660 --> 01:32:33,100 Dermot Lopez this is a shout out to you, baby 1714 01:32:34,440 --> 01:32:38,520 We're taking it downtown to Dermot Lopez productions, you know the crack 1715 01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:44,180 Shady Ganley what's what's the story? Thank you very much 1716 01:32:44,180 --> 01:33:02,240 The DLP you know me we in the DLP yeah, you know me we in the DLP yeah, you know me more like Dermot no pays 1717 01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:07,240 said someone and uh, thank you very much for the tip, but I don't really want to 1718 01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:10,800 Round up on Lopez I think he's sound 1719 01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:19,120 Unlike this fucking Lopez that's gonna get me now 1720 01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:26,340 I'm having flashbacks when I first read Dermot Lopez DLP's message there 1721 01:33:27,280 --> 01:33:41,120 Jurex Lopez. Come on Ashley, follow me. This is a waste of time because the rock doesn't kill him. 1722 01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:53,520 Oh for fuck's sake. I'm just gonna run and let him pick up the garland. 1723 01:33:53,520 --> 01:34:19,520 He can pick up Ashley there, I'm gonna leave her to die. At the moment I might as well try and... this. 1724 01:34:19,520 --> 01:34:25,520 Oh no. 1725 01:34:25,520 --> 01:34:39,520 I got Lopez'd. J-Lo. D-Lo. Dermot Lopez baptism by fire. 1726 01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:51,520 We need to drop the Lopez onto his back. And the fun shall... the fun will commence. 1727 01:34:51,520 --> 01:35:03,860 We need to drop the Lopez onto his back and the fun shall- the fun will commence. 1728 01:35:03,860 --> 01:35:12,300 Give me a look. 1729 01:35:12,300 --> 01:35:27,300 It's an awful doings that Ashley got there. It's an awful doings isn't it? Awful shame about the doings that Ashley got there by the monster yoke. 1730 01:35:38,020 --> 01:36:01,740 Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got. I'm still Dermot Lopez from Limerick. It would seem. This is a... Did that hit him? I think it hit him. 1731 01:36:03,740 --> 01:36:10,740 I'm going to say here man. And I will do this in memory of me. Fucking reload. Look at his face. 1732 01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:23,960 This is for fucking Lisa Left Eye Lopez. You bollocks. What did you do with her? 1733 01:36:29,080 --> 01:36:33,500 Fucking hell man. Hell man province out in Afghanistan. 1734 01:36:36,080 --> 01:36:38,080 I have no more shells now. 1735 01:36:38,080 --> 01:36:41,080 That's a fucking tough one. 1736 01:36:45,080 --> 01:36:47,080 Gonna give him the flame. 1737 01:36:49,080 --> 01:36:50,080 Come on Ashley. 1738 01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:01,080 Pick that mist. 1739 01:37:01,080 --> 01:37:01,080 Pick that mist. 1740 01:37:17,080 --> 01:37:23,080 They were thinking of doing a fucking version of Schindler's List. But you can open the door. 1741 01:37:23,080 --> 01:37:24,080 I opened the door. 1742 01:37:28,080 --> 01:37:30,080 I opened the door. There was no need to do that. I... 1743 01:37:33,080 --> 01:37:34,080 Fuck. 1744 01:37:34,080 --> 01:37:36,080 If he's regenerated all his health now. 1745 01:37:37,080 --> 01:37:40,080 That's not going to be... This is a real Dermot Lopez situation. 1746 01:37:41,080 --> 01:37:42,080 I fucking Lopez'd it up. 1747 01:37:46,080 --> 01:37:54,540 Fucking Lopez. 1748 01:38:05,740 --> 01:38:07,220 Fucking fuck Zygmunt. 1749 01:38:07,320 --> 01:38:07,720 Look at that. 1750 01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:09,020 Lopez up there. 1751 01:38:09,700 --> 01:38:10,840 It's not working. 1752 01:38:11,980 --> 01:38:12,940 It's not working. 1753 01:38:12,940 --> 01:38:19,280 Fucking look. 1754 01:38:20,280 --> 01:38:21,960 Look at the Lopez on that. 1755 01:38:34,720 --> 01:38:35,620 Climb on him. 1756 01:38:36,240 --> 01:38:36,920 Someone says. 1757 01:38:37,420 --> 01:38:38,240 Climb on him. 1758 01:38:39,220 --> 01:38:40,300 You'd need a ladder, would you? 1759 01:38:40,300 --> 01:38:45,960 I'm about to get Lopez'd by this fucking Dermot. 1760 01:38:46,560 --> 01:38:49,120 We need to slip him a fucking Lopez here. 1761 01:38:53,560 --> 01:38:55,200 I'm going to let him Dermot me here. 1762 01:38:55,300 --> 01:38:55,980 I don't care. 1763 01:38:56,360 --> 01:39:01,520 I can just finish him when I've come back to life. 1764 01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:05,160 I don't need this shit in my life right now. 1765 01:39:17,260 --> 01:39:18,300 You can open. 1766 01:39:18,540 --> 01:39:20,920 You can destroy the chains on the door and just run. 1767 01:39:21,400 --> 01:39:22,220 Can you fuck? 1768 01:39:22,920 --> 01:39:24,020 I never seen that. 1769 01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:25,280 That's a lie. 1770 01:39:25,480 --> 01:39:26,580 Whoever said that's a liar. 1771 01:39:28,120 --> 01:39:29,540 You are a liar. 1772 01:39:29,680 --> 01:39:31,100 You've been spreading your lies. 1773 01:39:31,960 --> 01:39:32,860 All over the globe. 1774 01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:35,720 Miserable misery misery. 1775 01:39:35,900 --> 01:39:37,040 This miserable childhood. 1776 01:39:38,500 --> 01:39:43,620 Why did you not discuss your well paid employment with Dermot Lopez Productions? 1777 01:39:45,260 --> 01:39:47,580 Number two, Mr. Dermot Lopez. 1778 01:39:48,880 --> 01:39:50,300 You can keep doing this look. 1779 01:39:50,380 --> 01:39:51,020 Run through his legs. 1780 01:39:51,120 --> 01:39:52,060 Give him the whole nutmeg. 1781 01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:55,660 I call this one the Dermot Lopez nutmeg special. 1782 01:39:57,840 --> 01:39:58,580 Seen this. 1783 01:40:00,580 --> 01:40:02,100 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1784 01:40:08,320 --> 01:40:09,140 Low baby. 1785 01:40:09,560 --> 01:40:10,680 That was a low baller. 1786 01:40:10,680 --> 01:40:10,680 That was a low baller. 1787 01:40:10,680 --> 01:40:16,960 Let's give this guy the lowdown. 1788 01:40:19,080 --> 01:40:22,460 Welcome back to the lowdown with me, Dermot Lopez. 1789 01:40:22,740 --> 01:40:23,560 Coming at you. 1790 01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:28,000 Oh, yeah. 1791 01:40:37,280 --> 01:40:38,120 Hell, Lopez. 1792 01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:38,520 What are you? 1793 01:40:38,520 --> 01:40:38,860 Yes! 1794 01:40:38,860 --> 01:40:42,920 Put her down now, Lopez, you creep. 1795 01:40:43,320 --> 01:40:43,700 Get her. 1796 01:40:43,880 --> 01:40:44,040 Get. 1797 01:40:44,440 --> 01:40:45,260 Get off her. 1798 01:40:47,440 --> 01:40:49,040 Lopez, you fucking animal. 1799 01:40:49,520 --> 01:40:52,460 We're gonna see to it that you go down for a long time, Lopez. 1800 01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:02,040 How the fuck does this happen? 1801 01:41:02,160 --> 01:41:02,720 How does it work? 1802 01:41:02,720 --> 01:41:18,180 Come on Ash 1803 01:41:18,180 --> 01:41:20,520 Let's do this 1804 01:41:20,520 --> 01:41:24,700 Someone says it gives you the option to shoot the chains on the door 1805 01:41:24,700 --> 01:41:26,240 Oh it does 1806 01:41:26,240 --> 01:41:27,360 It fucking does 1807 01:41:27,360 --> 01:41:34,640 Ah Lopez 1808 01:41:34,640 --> 01:41:41,840 Oh he's still there he's still coming 1809 01:41:41,840 --> 01:42:02,620 Offer 1810 01:42:02,620 --> 01:42:03,480 The key 1811 01:42:03,480 --> 01:42:04,480 I have that key 1812 01:42:04,480 --> 01:42:06,220 The one that I got from the fucking 1813 01:42:06,220 --> 01:42:09,480 When I stuck her in the daft.ie box 1814 01:42:09,480 --> 01:42:10,600 For $7.50 a month 1815 01:42:10,600 --> 01:42:11,520 $8.50 1816 01:42:11,520 --> 01:42:12,640 Inklund Dockin 1817 01:42:12,640 --> 01:42:14,380 Bins covered 1818 01:42:14,380 --> 01:42:16,900 Unfortunately there is no toilet 1819 01:42:16,900 --> 01:42:19,200 Unfortunately there is no room 1820 01:42:19,200 --> 01:42:22,240 Weapons map files 1821 01:42:22,240 --> 01:42:23,260 Keys treasures 1822 01:42:23,260 --> 01:42:26,440 Surely the fucking camp key 1823 01:42:26,440 --> 01:42:29,020 No 1824 01:42:29,020 --> 01:42:31,200 There is no usage for the camp key 1825 01:42:31,200 --> 01:42:31,940 Would you believe it? 1826 01:42:41,200 --> 01:42:45,520 Well it looks like we're fucked 1827 01:42:45,520 --> 01:42:51,620 I walked by the key 1828 01:42:51,620 --> 01:42:52,000 Did I? 1829 01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:52,000 I walked by the key did I? 1830 01:42:52,000 --> 01:43:05,740 I'm going to have to do the nutmeg again and then... 1831 01:43:05,740 --> 01:43:08,860 There's a key up there is there? 1832 01:43:08,860 --> 01:43:20,920 There's a key up there is there? 1833 01:43:20,920 --> 01:43:22,660 Jimmy Jesus above me 1834 01:43:22,660 --> 01:43:24,040 Do I shoot the fucking bucket? 1835 01:43:25,340 --> 01:43:26,440 I'll be kicking the bucket 1836 01:43:26,440 --> 01:43:27,600 Oh with the old key! 1837 01:43:27,820 --> 01:43:29,600 It's an old key there man 1838 01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:30,340 Jimmy Jesus 1839 01:43:30,340 --> 01:43:31,500 It's an old key there 1840 01:43:31,500 --> 01:43:33,660 Fucking old key man 1841 01:43:33,660 --> 01:43:36,880 Fucking Jimmy man 1842 01:43:36,880 --> 01:43:38,880 Just... 1843 01:43:38,880 --> 01:43:41,880 We have the old key there man 1844 01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:44,340 Dermot Lopez 1845 01:43:44,340 --> 01:43:46,380 Even Dermot Lopez knew that! 1846 01:43:52,380 --> 01:43:52,900 Now 1847 01:43:52,900 --> 01:43:53,920 Old key 1848 01:43:53,920 --> 01:44:04,880 Jeffrey Epstein 1849 01:44:04,880 --> 01:44:05,760 Thank you very much 1850 01:44:05,760 --> 01:44:07,600 Who says I was murdered 1851 01:44:07,600 --> 01:44:09,800 In the fucking message 1852 01:44:09,800 --> 01:44:11,460 Thanks for your one euro tip 1853 01:44:11,460 --> 01:44:12,240 From heaven 1854 01:44:12,240 --> 01:44:15,100 Didn't realise they had the fucking infrastructure up there 1855 01:44:15,100 --> 01:44:16,260 Or I doubt you 1856 01:44:16,260 --> 01:44:17,100 That's... 1857 01:44:17,100 --> 01:44:17,800 That's... 1858 01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:18,060 Hey 1859 01:44:18,060 --> 01:44:19,560 That's where I'm wrong 1860 01:44:19,560 --> 01:44:20,880 You're probably not even in heaven 1861 01:44:20,880 --> 01:44:23,000 And there it goes to show in hell 1862 01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:24,180 There is the internet 1863 01:44:24,180 --> 01:44:25,060 So 1864 01:44:25,060 --> 01:44:28,260 Which one do you want to choose at the end of the day? 1865 01:44:28,360 --> 01:44:28,860 Like you know 1866 01:44:28,860 --> 01:44:32,120 Fucking eternal cloud based living? 1867 01:44:33,040 --> 01:44:33,740 It looks fresh 1868 01:44:33,740 --> 01:44:34,320 It looks nice 1869 01:44:34,320 --> 01:44:35,700 But they've no fucking internet 1870 01:44:35,700 --> 01:44:37,500 I'd say 1871 01:44:37,500 --> 01:44:40,620 Must have been aircom broadband or something 1872 01:44:40,620 --> 01:44:41,800 In charge of the rollout 1873 01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:42,800 They still haven't got it there 1874 01:44:42,800 --> 01:44:43,840 Or is it the government? 1875 01:44:44,360 --> 01:44:45,020 One or the other 1876 01:44:45,020 --> 01:44:45,880 It's not even fucking 1877 01:44:45,880 --> 01:44:47,280 Doesn't even matter anymore 1878 01:44:47,280 --> 01:44:49,480 5G will come along 1879 01:44:49,480 --> 01:44:50,540 And we won't even need 1880 01:44:50,540 --> 01:44:52,440 Broadband infrastructure 1881 01:44:52,440 --> 01:44:53,980 Why is it... 1882 01:44:53,980 --> 01:44:55,720 Why has it taken so long 1883 01:44:55,720 --> 01:44:56,840 To get fucking broadband? 1884 01:44:57,680 --> 01:44:58,040 Do you know? 1885 01:44:58,040 --> 01:45:28,020 I don't know. 1886 01:45:28,020 --> 01:45:58,000 I don't know. 1887 01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:00,000 I don't know. 1888 01:46:00,000 --> 01:46:02,000 I don't know. 1889 01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:04,000 I don't know. 1890 01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:06,000 I don't know. 1891 01:46:06,000 --> 01:46:08,000 I don't know. 1892 01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:10,000 I don't know. 1893 01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:12,000 I don't know. 1894 01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:14,000 I don't know. 1895 01:46:14,000 --> 01:46:16,000 I don't know. 1896 01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:18,000 I don't know. 1897 01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:20,000 I don't know. 1898 01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:22,000 I don't know. 1899 01:46:22,000 --> 01:46:24,000 I don't know. 1900 01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:26,000 I don't know. 1901 01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:28,000 I don't know. 1902 01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:28,000 I don't know. 1903 01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:30,000 I don't know. 1904 01:46:30,000 --> 01:46:32,000 I don't know. 1905 01:46:32,000 --> 01:46:34,000 I don't know. 1906 01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:36,000 I don't know. 1907 01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:38,000 I don't know. 1908 01:46:38,000 --> 01:46:43,900 Which is a, it's gonna be the same, basically the same book with a brand new rule. 1909 01:46:44,880 --> 01:46:46,420 A brand new rule. 1910 01:46:47,400 --> 01:46:51,240 And I'm going to rule you when you read it. 1911 01:46:51,780 --> 01:46:53,240 I gotta say something. 1912 01:46:54,160 --> 01:47:00,040 I really enjoyed New Rules by Dua Lipa last year. 1913 01:47:00,160 --> 01:47:07,180 It was, for all intents and purposes, a clean track. 1914 01:47:07,180 --> 01:47:13,260 I clearly underestimated the American agent's capability. 1915 01:47:13,840 --> 01:47:14,800 He is alive. 1916 01:47:15,560 --> 01:47:19,980 I thought that we would wait, or we could wait until the egg hatched. 1917 01:47:21,240 --> 01:47:26,040 But at this rate, he could destroy the whole village before it does. 1918 01:47:27,600 --> 01:47:30,500 We must take care of this nuisance. 1919 01:47:33,580 --> 01:47:36,520 Jordan Beat Meederson, thank you very much. 1920 01:47:36,520 --> 01:47:41,500 We shall change our priorities. 1921 01:47:41,960 --> 01:47:49,120 For the time being, we will cease our hunt for Louis and ambush the two Americans. 1922 01:47:51,180 --> 01:47:57,640 You know, as a Canadian, I can, I can, I can sympathize with these guys. 1923 01:47:58,400 --> 01:48:02,300 You know, and the Americans, they really, they get your goat. 1924 01:48:03,060 --> 01:48:04,780 They know how to get your goat. 1925 01:48:08,780 --> 01:48:14,400 There is a building used to enlighten betrayers just beyond the point where you get off the lift. 1926 01:48:15,560 --> 01:48:18,440 It's a perfect place for ambushing them. 1927 01:48:18,820 --> 01:48:28,160 If all else fails, they still would need to face me in order to get past the last gate that leads out of the village. 1928 01:48:28,720 --> 01:48:30,780 Or should I say leads out of the village. 1929 01:48:31,780 --> 01:48:35,440 For only before my sight will the gate open. 1930 01:48:36,320 --> 01:48:46,260 That's an ominous, somewhat ominous and scary tone, which has been set by whoever wrote this. 1931 01:48:46,740 --> 01:48:48,840 And hopefully we can get out of here alive. 1932 01:48:49,200 --> 01:48:51,140 Until next time, thank you very much. 1933 01:48:51,200 --> 01:48:53,360 Jordan Beat Peterson signing out. 1934 01:48:53,980 --> 01:48:54,720 Bye-bye. 1935 01:48:58,580 --> 01:49:00,100 Thanks very much for that. 1936 01:49:00,760 --> 01:49:02,340 G to the B to the P. 1937 01:49:02,640 --> 01:49:03,780 It's great to have you. 1938 01:49:04,140 --> 01:49:12,860 And it really brings, sheds new light on what might seem like old dusty memos and journals that we do find. 1939 01:49:13,800 --> 01:49:17,220 Whilst out and about or out and about, as you say. 1940 01:49:19,140 --> 01:49:21,560 And we're safe now. 1941 01:49:21,660 --> 01:49:22,660 The main thing is we're safe. 1942 01:49:22,660 --> 01:49:26,980 And we've the hanggun bullets. 1943 01:49:35,780 --> 01:49:36,620 Handgun bullets. 1944 01:49:38,300 --> 01:49:40,920 Do we go out there or is that back out to the fucking bad man? 1945 01:49:46,300 --> 01:49:47,240 How are we getting on? 1946 01:49:47,360 --> 01:49:49,220 I have nothing to give you at this stage. 1947 01:49:49,220 --> 01:50:00,640 I have nothing to give you but hope and acrimony. 1948 01:50:00,640 --> 01:50:30,620 Thank you. 1949 01:50:30,620 --> 01:50:56,680 Thank you. 1950 01:50:56,680 --> 01:51:26,660 Thank you. 1951 01:51:26,660 --> 01:51:56,640 Thank you. 1952 01:51:56,640 --> 01:51:58,640 Thank you. 1953 01:51:58,640 --> 01:52:00,640 Thank you. 1954 01:52:00,640 --> 01:52:02,640 Thank you. 1955 01:52:02,640 --> 01:52:23,980 Sorry about that there now. 1956 01:52:26,640 --> 01:52:27,380 I hope 1957 01:52:27,380 --> 01:52:30,740 that you didn't get Lopez'd out of it. 1958 01:52:30,740 --> 01:52:32,980 I hope fucking Dermot Lopez is still there. 1959 01:52:35,880 --> 01:52:37,120 The Lope Master. 1960 01:52:37,440 --> 01:52:38,560 I hope he hasn't eloped. 1961 01:52:38,560 --> 01:52:45,260 I hope he hasn't eloped. 1962 01:52:45,260 --> 01:52:51,960 Mmm. 1963 01:52:51,960 --> 01:52:58,660 Mmm. 1964 01:52:58,660 --> 01:53:12,740 Oh yeah. 1965 01:53:12,740 --> 01:53:14,740 Mmm. 1966 01:53:14,740 --> 01:53:15,740 Mmm. 1967 01:53:15,740 --> 01:53:16,740 Mmm. 1968 01:53:16,740 --> 01:53:17,440 That's just cheese. 1969 01:53:17,440 --> 01:53:19,440 That's just cheese in a pitta. 1970 01:53:19,440 --> 01:53:21,440 That's all that was. 1971 01:53:21,440 --> 01:53:22,440 That's all that was. 1972 01:53:22,440 --> 01:53:23,440 That's all that was. 1973 01:53:23,440 --> 01:53:24,440 Bitta hummus. 1974 01:53:24,440 --> 01:53:24,440 Mmm. 1975 01:53:24,440 --> 01:53:24,440 Mmm. 1976 01:53:24,440 --> 01:53:25,440 Mmm. 1977 01:53:25,440 --> 01:53:26,440 Mmm. 1978 01:53:26,440 --> 01:53:26,440 Mmm. 1979 01:53:26,440 --> 01:53:27,440 Mmm. 1980 01:53:27,440 --> 01:53:28,360 that was bitter hummus. 1981 01:53:28,360 --> 01:53:58,340 Let's go. 1982 01:53:58,340 --> 01:54:28,320 Let's go. 1983 01:54:28,320 --> 01:54:30,320 Let's go. 1984 01:54:30,320 --> 01:54:38,640 It's fantastic. 1985 01:54:44,640 --> 01:55:00,800 I don't know whether or not to go back into the valley of the fucking beast. 1986 01:55:01,640 --> 01:55:06,200 Or head on, head on, well you can't actually head on there can you? 1987 01:55:06,680 --> 01:55:08,600 This guy is blocking your path. 1988 01:55:08,640 --> 01:55:09,440 Welcome. 1989 01:55:11,640 --> 01:55:15,760 Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger. 1990 01:55:19,640 --> 01:55:21,340 Where is the game set? 1991 01:55:21,520 --> 01:55:22,520 Says Funny Carrot. 1992 01:55:22,620 --> 01:55:25,420 It's County Carlow circa 1912. 1993 01:55:27,240 --> 01:55:28,660 What are you buying? 1994 01:55:37,240 --> 01:55:38,520 Do you have any onion? 1995 01:55:40,520 --> 01:55:41,740 Put some onion on there. 1996 01:55:45,980 --> 01:55:48,000 I don't think, thank you very much for that. 1997 01:55:48,100 --> 01:55:48,860 Do you have any onion? 1998 01:55:49,020 --> 01:55:49,340 I don't. 1999 01:55:50,060 --> 01:55:51,700 Just, it was just hummus and cheese. 2000 01:55:54,980 --> 01:55:56,660 What are you buying? 2001 01:55:58,160 --> 01:55:59,260 Egg and pudding. 2002 01:56:00,060 --> 01:56:01,860 Thank you very much, egg and pudding. 2003 01:56:04,980 --> 01:56:05,900 And your owl one. 2004 01:56:08,300 --> 01:56:09,680 Come back anytime. 2005 01:56:10,140 --> 01:56:11,320 Waste time with that buck. 2006 01:56:11,520 --> 01:56:14,020 Although he does have ammunition. 2007 01:56:14,340 --> 01:56:15,840 Maybe I do have some ammunition as well. 2008 01:56:15,880 --> 01:56:17,600 I have lots of this hanggun ammunition. 2009 01:56:17,700 --> 01:56:18,760 I can sell him some of that. 2010 01:56:22,320 --> 01:56:23,400 What are you selling? 2011 01:56:28,680 --> 01:56:29,080 To 2012 01:56:29,080 --> 01:56:33,820 sell 50 or 60 of that. 2013 01:56:42,540 --> 01:56:43,360 Is that all? 2014 01:56:43,500 --> 01:56:44,340 Yeah, that's all. 2015 01:56:44,420 --> 01:56:46,260 I'll sell you 60 of that and I'll be gone. 2016 01:56:46,340 --> 01:56:47,940 I'll buy some shotgun shells off you then. 2017 01:56:48,020 --> 01:56:48,660 Thanks very much. 2018 01:56:49,520 --> 01:56:50,940 I don't want to stay in chat. 2019 01:56:51,060 --> 01:56:52,380 I've got no time for that. 2020 01:56:53,440 --> 01:56:54,860 But if you have any, uh... 2021 01:56:54,860 --> 01:56:55,520 What are you buying? 2022 01:56:57,080 --> 01:56:58,320 No, no, no tune-up. 2023 01:56:58,420 --> 01:56:59,300 You can't fucking buy any. 2024 01:56:59,300 --> 01:56:59,900 What are you buying? 2025 01:57:01,500 --> 01:57:02,940 He doesn't even sell bullets. 2026 01:57:03,460 --> 01:57:04,460 What are you selling? 2027 01:57:05,040 --> 01:57:05,680 Waste of time. 2028 01:57:07,780 --> 01:57:08,180 Waste. 2029 01:57:08,280 --> 01:57:10,140 Absolute waste of time and energy. 2030 01:57:10,760 --> 01:57:12,020 I could have fucking kept those bullets. 2031 01:57:13,180 --> 01:57:14,720 There's just no need for them in the slots though. 2032 01:57:14,780 --> 01:57:15,200 Do you know what I mean? 2033 01:57:15,200 --> 01:57:17,880 There's no need for them in the slots. 2034 01:57:18,580 --> 01:57:20,200 It's good to fucking sell them off. 2035 01:57:20,440 --> 01:57:24,000 Like, you know, you use the rest of the slots then for ammunition that you want for other guns. 2036 01:57:24,000 --> 01:57:24,400 Like... 2037 01:57:24,400 --> 01:57:35,100 Thank you very much, Doc. 2038 01:57:37,900 --> 01:57:39,460 Right, what the fuck are we doing here? 2039 01:57:51,080 --> 01:57:52,320 Back out we go, Ash. 2040 01:57:56,320 --> 01:57:57,320 Mm-mm-mm-mm. 2041 01:58:09,760 --> 01:58:10,480 Fucking hell. 2042 01:58:16,080 --> 01:58:16,520 Wait. 2043 01:58:16,520 --> 01:58:18,460 Oh, you can go up here. 2044 01:58:18,460 --> 01:58:18,780 Right. 2045 01:58:18,780 --> 01:58:19,620 Fucking hell. 2046 01:58:19,620 --> 01:58:20,320 This is getting... 2047 01:58:20,320 --> 01:58:22,320 It's beginning to get... 2048 01:58:22,320 --> 01:58:25,200 A bit miffed with it, to be honest. 2049 01:58:26,240 --> 01:58:27,880 Having to go back out and face... 2050 01:58:27,880 --> 01:58:30,200 Gizungu, or whatever his name was. 2051 01:58:32,440 --> 01:58:34,500 Oh, you need to put a jewel into the eye. 2052 01:58:34,500 --> 01:58:36,420 I guess it's the only way out of the village. 2053 01:58:36,700 --> 01:58:39,160 The light looks like some sort of retinal scanner. 2054 01:58:39,360 --> 01:58:40,600 Oh, you put your face up there. 2055 01:58:41,600 --> 01:58:43,260 Maybe when you have red eyes or something. 2056 01:58:50,020 --> 01:58:52,520 She's very clingy, Jonathan. 2057 01:58:52,520 --> 01:58:52,820 Yeah. 2058 01:58:53,020 --> 01:58:53,780 Very clingy. 2059 01:58:53,980 --> 01:58:55,560 And the doors won't open, too. 2060 01:58:55,680 --> 01:58:57,520 So, I mean, it's a double helping of fucking... 2061 01:58:59,040 --> 01:59:00,220 Pain in the ass. 2062 01:59:03,340 --> 01:59:05,100 That looks like a little treasure box. 2063 01:59:06,420 --> 01:59:07,180 Waste of time. 2064 01:59:07,500 --> 01:59:09,360 There was no need to put that into the game. 2065 01:59:09,600 --> 01:59:13,960 It's only business was to confuse and disappoint. 2066 01:59:25,240 --> 01:59:26,060 Cable cars. 2067 01:59:26,500 --> 01:59:28,080 Now, this is an interesting part. 2068 01:59:28,200 --> 01:59:28,600 The game. 2069 01:59:28,800 --> 01:59:31,240 I love when the cable cars happen in the game. 2070 01:59:32,300 --> 01:59:34,840 It reminds me of the film Where Eagles Dare. 2071 01:59:35,500 --> 01:59:37,460 Where they were going up on top of cable cars 2072 01:59:37,460 --> 01:59:40,960 to infiltrate a Nazi castle and kill the Nazis. 2073 01:59:41,460 --> 01:59:42,140 Clint Eastwood. 2074 01:59:42,780 --> 01:59:44,140 And a few of the other bad boys. 2075 01:59:45,100 --> 01:59:45,560 Great film. 2076 01:59:46,640 --> 01:59:47,200 Great film. 2077 01:59:48,900 --> 01:59:50,020 Into the cage we go. 2078 01:59:53,600 --> 01:59:56,880 It's like a carnival fairground ride attraction. 2079 01:59:57,180 --> 01:59:58,640 And here we can see there's a guy down there. 2080 01:59:58,700 --> 01:59:59,880 We're going to take him up with a rifle. 2081 01:59:59,980 --> 02:00:00,680 Do a bit of rifling. 2082 02:00:01,760 --> 02:00:02,920 If you've just tuned in, 2083 02:00:03,140 --> 02:00:05,240 this is a speedrun rifalopolis. 2084 02:00:06,100 --> 02:00:07,080 Check this out, man. 2085 02:00:07,080 --> 02:00:11,520 See you later. 2086 02:00:11,760 --> 02:00:12,340 Bye bye. 2087 02:00:13,440 --> 02:00:15,140 Don't let the fucking bed bugs bite. 2088 02:00:15,520 --> 02:00:16,440 In fact, you won't. 2089 02:00:16,520 --> 02:00:17,860 Because you won't be going to bed anymore. 2090 02:00:18,060 --> 02:00:19,020 Because you're dead. 2091 02:00:19,780 --> 02:00:21,560 Unless they've got beds in hell. 2092 02:00:22,900 --> 02:00:24,380 But they do have the internet. 2093 02:00:24,660 --> 02:00:25,460 We know that. 2094 02:00:26,400 --> 02:00:27,900 As far as beds are concerned. 2095 02:00:28,020 --> 02:00:28,520 Not sure. 2096 02:00:29,880 --> 02:00:31,480 You probably have to sleep on a rock. 2097 02:00:32,280 --> 02:00:33,680 Then if the internet, 2098 02:00:33,820 --> 02:00:35,240 they probably have like sofa beds 2099 02:00:35,240 --> 02:00:36,820 and loungers and things like that. 2100 02:00:37,500 --> 02:00:39,960 They probably have at least an airbed. 2101 02:00:41,160 --> 02:00:43,560 I saw you could get an airbed for 15 euro down 2102 02:00:43,560 --> 02:00:44,980 and super value the last day. 2103 02:00:46,520 --> 02:00:47,380 Went in today, 2104 02:00:47,460 --> 02:00:48,020 they were gone. 2105 02:00:51,440 --> 02:00:52,360 Went in today, 2106 02:00:52,460 --> 02:00:53,020 they were gone. 2107 02:00:58,420 --> 02:00:59,400 Went in today, 2108 02:00:59,480 --> 02:01:00,040 they were gone. 2109 02:01:02,240 --> 02:01:21,240 My name is Shae's Log. 2110 02:01:22,920 --> 02:01:25,960 I've been coming to this place for 15 years. 2111 02:01:26,360 --> 02:01:27,960 Never had a bad day once. 2112 02:01:28,620 --> 02:01:29,440 Apart from today. 2113 02:01:31,640 --> 02:01:34,800 A couple of beasts tried to kill me. 2114 02:01:35,240 --> 02:01:35,860 Strangle me. 2115 02:01:36,860 --> 02:01:38,340 One of them looked like King Kong. 2116 02:01:39,480 --> 02:01:40,280 The monkey. 2117 02:01:42,860 --> 02:01:45,720 It looks like these are the controls for the lift. 2118 02:01:46,340 --> 02:01:47,800 I better not mess with them. 2119 02:01:48,120 --> 02:01:49,620 Because I need a ride back. 2120 02:01:58,820 --> 02:01:59,580 Nice grenade. 2121 02:02:00,400 --> 02:02:01,300 We'll take that grenade. 2122 02:02:04,180 --> 02:02:04,960 Nice bullets. 2123 02:02:05,360 --> 02:02:06,320 We'll take those bullets. 2124 02:02:06,320 --> 02:02:24,200 Leroy Lopez is going to be playing Mantra next Tuesday. 2125 02:02:25,120 --> 02:02:26,860 Make sure you've got your tickets booked. 2126 02:02:27,780 --> 02:02:30,000 And we can give one of these guys to... 2127 02:02:30,000 --> 02:02:31,340 What's her name? 2128 02:02:31,920 --> 02:02:32,220 Amy. 2129 02:02:32,460 --> 02:02:32,740 Ashley. 2130 02:02:33,280 --> 02:02:33,940 I'll take one. 2131 02:02:34,700 --> 02:02:36,300 I'll wait until I get another slap. 2132 02:02:36,300 --> 02:02:37,280 Ash off a Zambo. 2133 02:02:37,800 --> 02:02:41,480 And then I'll take the triple strength herb that I've concocted for myself. 2134 02:02:48,240 --> 02:02:49,620 Another one of these guys. 2135 02:02:50,240 --> 02:02:51,140 There's no let up. 2136 02:02:51,140 --> 02:03:16,560 It's a fantastic situation where the typewriters laid out numerous points throughout the game and you can save your game on those. 2137 02:03:16,640 --> 02:03:19,800 If there weren't any typewriters available, there would be no save games. 2138 02:03:21,440 --> 02:03:22,220 Imagine that. 2139 02:03:27,960 --> 02:03:29,460 Maybe he has class upgrades. 2140 02:03:30,280 --> 02:03:34,180 Jimmy, the last time we were at him was ten minutes ago. 2141 02:03:35,140 --> 02:03:40,120 I don't think, although he's telling us he's a good selection of things on sale, I highly doubt that. 2142 02:03:40,360 --> 02:03:42,520 Don't believe him one moment. 2143 02:03:45,660 --> 02:03:46,440 Nothing new. 2144 02:03:48,280 --> 02:03:52,800 I got a load of stuff when we were fighting the bad book there. 2145 02:03:53,340 --> 02:03:55,160 So I can sell the ruby and the spinal. 2146 02:03:57,880 --> 02:03:58,680 Very good. 2147 02:03:58,680 --> 02:04:00,820 Sell it. 2148 02:04:02,960 --> 02:04:05,440 And we can sell the spinal as well. 2149 02:04:06,720 --> 02:04:07,680 Spinal tap. 2150 02:04:08,280 --> 02:04:09,240 Three of those books. 2151 02:04:11,640 --> 02:04:11,960 Tis. 2152 02:04:14,020 --> 02:04:14,620 No problem. 2153 02:04:19,780 --> 02:04:20,980 Very good, Pat. 2154 02:04:26,280 --> 02:04:31,340 What are you killing? 2155 02:04:31,340 --> 02:04:31,340 What are you killing? 2156 02:04:33,340 --> 02:04:41,560 Went in today, they were a guy. 2157 02:04:43,560 --> 02:04:44,780 Thank you very much. 2158 02:04:52,780 --> 02:04:53,880 Another steel gate. 2159 02:04:53,880 --> 02:04:53,900 Another steel gate. 2160 02:05:00,840 --> 02:05:02,280 Went in today, they were a guy. 2161 02:05:02,640 --> 02:05:06,240 Went in today, they were a guy. 2162 02:05:10,240 --> 02:05:12,320 Went in today, they were a guy. 2163 02:05:15,320 --> 02:05:17,320 *Dialy* 2164 02:05:29,320 --> 02:05:31,320 Went in today, they were gone. 2165 02:05:43,320 --> 02:05:48,320 DLP, yo, you know me. We in the DLP, yo, you know me. 2166 02:05:48,320 --> 02:05:53,320 Yo, I got my boy D-Lo. D-Lo Lopez, man. 2167 02:05:53,320 --> 02:05:58,320 My, my, my main motherfucking G. D-Lo Lopez. 2168 02:05:58,320 --> 02:06:05,320 Hittin' down, he got DLP Productions, baby. Dermot Lopez Producciones, motherfucker. 2169 02:06:05,320 --> 02:06:07,320 You better stay outside. Ashley, go hide. 2170 02:06:07,320 --> 02:06:08,320 Yeah. 2171 02:06:11,320 --> 02:06:13,320 *Dialy* 2172 02:06:13,320 --> 02:06:16,320 Someone needs to put a bit of WD-40 on that gate. 2173 02:06:16,320 --> 02:06:19,320 The squeak out of it. It woke me up, sure. 2174 02:06:19,320 --> 02:06:23,320 The squeak out of it fucking woke me up for last night. 2175 02:06:23,320 --> 02:06:24,320 *Dialy* 2176 02:06:24,320 --> 02:06:25,320 *Dialy* 2177 02:06:25,320 --> 02:06:28,320 Great shed. Steele take sheds. 2178 02:06:28,320 --> 02:06:29,320 *Dialy* 2179 02:06:29,320 --> 02:06:30,320 The Undertaker. 2180 02:06:30,320 --> 02:06:34,320 Bit of a fucking under faker. He's got two colored eyes. 2181 02:06:34,320 --> 02:06:36,320 He's got a red and a bluey. 2182 02:06:36,320 --> 02:06:39,320 He's got large hands. 2183 02:06:39,320 --> 02:06:43,320 Full metal coat. He's twistin' the steel, sure. 2184 02:06:43,320 --> 02:06:48,320 There's no way out of that fence. Your man twisted the steel, sure. 2185 02:06:48,320 --> 02:06:52,320 He's got the grip of a gorilla. I shoulda dodged it, you know. 2186 02:06:52,320 --> 02:06:53,520 I dodged it, you know. 2187 02:06:58,200 --> 02:07:00,600 Number two, Mr. Magoo. 2188 02:07:03,800 --> 02:07:05,600 Check it out, man. 2189 02:07:05,600 --> 02:07:07,280 No rest for the wicked, huh? 2190 02:07:10,000 --> 02:07:11,560 No rest for the wicked. 2191 02:07:16,440 --> 02:07:17,560 - Number two, Frank. 2192 02:07:17,560 --> 02:07:18,320 - McCourt. 2193 02:07:19,280 --> 02:07:22,280 - I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 2194 02:07:22,280 --> 02:07:27,280 - Yo, you mess with me, you're messing with DLP. 2195 02:07:31,960 --> 02:07:36,960 You mess with DLP, you're messing with Dermot Lopez, man. 2196 02:07:38,160 --> 02:07:41,640 And that's gonna be, that's a clip, an excerpt of audio 2197 02:07:41,640 --> 02:07:44,120 from the upcoming movie. 2198 02:07:44,120 --> 02:07:46,680 Get Lopez or die trying. 2199 02:07:47,760 --> 02:07:49,840 Dermot Lopez production, 2200 02:07:49,840 --> 02:07:54,840 made by Dermot Lopez Productions, directed by Dermot Lopez. 2201 02:07:56,560 --> 02:07:58,200 Actually scored. 2202 02:07:58,200 --> 02:08:00,120 - You better stay outside. - Scored. 2203 02:08:00,120 --> 02:08:00,960 - Go hide. 2204 02:08:00,960 --> 02:08:05,960 - By fuckin' DMX off of Cribs, off of Pimp My Ride. 2205 02:08:09,960 --> 02:08:11,960 Now, we're back in here again. 2206 02:08:19,960 --> 02:08:21,960 There he is, the great ghost god himself. 2207 02:08:21,960 --> 02:08:37,340 God himself. Dermot B. Peterson. Nay Lopez. That was exhibit. Sorry. Kerry Robertson. 2208 02:08:38,740 --> 02:08:50,760 With the knowledge. Dodge ball. See you later. I see a red barrel. Gonna kick that down. Gonna 2209 02:08:50,760 --> 02:09:09,760 shoot that. Gonna shoot that shit. Hasta luego. What is hasta luego? I thought it was hasta la vista. 2210 02:09:11,760 --> 02:09:17,700 Pimp my mother. Featuring number two Frank McCourt. 2211 02:09:19,560 --> 02:09:31,060 Fuego. Hasta luego. We've no herbs. Now we'll take a herb. We'll take a shot of herb. We'll 2212 02:09:31,060 --> 02:09:38,940 fucking flashbang wallop this clown man. With your clown grenade. Then I'm gonna take the 2213 02:09:38,940 --> 02:09:48,360 clown machine out man. Fucking clown him around the ring. Fucking chipper fields. Fucking Duffy 2214 02:09:48,360 --> 02:09:55,860 circus there man. They've got a new freecon board man. Did you see the latest lad they've got down at fucking Duffy's? 2215 02:09:59,860 --> 02:10:01,780 He's got an infected spine. 2216 02:10:02,740 --> 02:10:04,640 And he swings around the rafters. 2217 02:10:04,740 --> 02:10:06,320 He's like one of the trapeze boys. 2218 02:10:06,700 --> 02:10:08,660 He's a trapezeist gone wild man. 2219 02:10:09,380 --> 02:10:12,500 It's pure fucking cruel the way they do to him. 2220 02:10:13,220 --> 02:10:17,420 It's pure cruel the way the circus treats that guy who's just a spine. 2221 02:10:18,320 --> 02:10:19,660 But we went along anyways. 2222 02:10:19,900 --> 02:10:21,180 And the kids enjoyed it. 2223 02:10:21,660 --> 02:10:23,780 The clowns were great. 2224 02:10:24,600 --> 02:10:26,780 The spine man terrified the children. 2225 02:10:27,380 --> 02:10:29,200 Also, we found out where they were keeping him. 2226 02:10:29,540 --> 02:10:31,820 Inside a little fucking caravanning out the back. 2227 02:10:32,240 --> 02:10:33,280 And it had no light. 2228 02:10:33,780 --> 02:10:35,540 And it was an icebox in the fucking winter. 2229 02:10:35,840 --> 02:10:43,400 And it was an awful, awful, humid, dry, hot beast of a van during the summer. 2230 02:10:44,040 --> 02:10:45,260 But I tell you something. 2231 02:10:46,340 --> 02:10:48,060 The fella with the spine now. 2232 02:10:48,600 --> 02:10:50,320 He put on a great show. 2233 02:10:50,960 --> 02:10:52,060 But I thought it was cruel. 2234 02:10:52,800 --> 02:10:53,740 I thought it was cruel. 2235 02:10:54,220 --> 02:10:59,480 And I sent my message to Duffy's Circus there about the spine man. 2236 02:10:59,480 --> 02:11:03,140 And they said they got back to me saying that he loves it. 2237 02:11:03,820 --> 02:11:06,100 And then that was all they said. 2238 02:11:06,220 --> 02:11:09,200 There was no proof that he was okay about it or anything. 2239 02:11:09,660 --> 02:11:11,780 They just said simply, he loves it. 2240 02:11:13,220 --> 02:11:16,740 So I'm going to go again next week and see if they still have spine man. 2241 02:11:17,440 --> 02:11:18,880 And if they don't... 2242 02:11:18,880 --> 02:11:21,580 It'll be a shame. 2243 02:11:22,080 --> 02:11:24,540 But I'll be happy that he's alive anyways. 2244 02:11:25,720 --> 02:11:27,660 And the kids will like the clown. 2245 02:11:28,960 --> 02:11:30,700 The kids liked the clown. 2246 02:11:31,140 --> 02:11:32,200 His eyeball fell out. 2247 02:11:32,300 --> 02:11:35,240 The spine man, he fell off the trapeze in front of the children. 2248 02:11:35,380 --> 02:11:36,940 And his eyeball fell out. 2249 02:11:37,520 --> 02:11:39,540 All the kids were screaming, you know. 2250 02:11:39,640 --> 02:11:40,180 But... 2251 02:11:40,180 --> 02:11:42,700 The clowns were hilarious. 2252 02:11:43,040 --> 02:11:43,980 Did you see the clown? 2253 02:11:48,700 --> 02:11:49,460 Look at that. 2254 02:11:49,560 --> 02:11:50,400 The brink of life. 2255 02:11:50,520 --> 02:11:52,480 Not even a fucking block of life left. 2256 02:11:53,040 --> 02:11:55,400 If I can move my fat head out the way here. 2257 02:11:56,300 --> 02:11:57,480 Look where my head is. 2258 02:11:58,440 --> 02:11:59,720 Look where his life is. 2259 02:12:00,120 --> 02:12:01,380 There is no life. 2260 02:12:02,660 --> 02:12:03,420 He's goosed. 2261 02:12:04,240 --> 02:12:06,820 I wonder if I could fit my head inside that little bubble there. 2262 02:12:07,920 --> 02:12:09,760 Would that increase the game? 2263 02:12:10,520 --> 02:12:12,400 Would that increase the gameplay? 2264 02:12:16,020 --> 02:12:19,340 Would that increase the excitement? 2265 02:12:19,340 --> 02:12:36,780 No. 2266 02:12:36,780 --> 02:12:54,400 Unfortunately, my neck is still there. 2267 02:12:54,500 --> 02:12:54,780 But I mean... 2268 02:12:55,440 --> 02:12:56,420 I thought we could move that up. 2269 02:12:56,700 --> 02:12:57,600 Maybe we could move that up. 2270 02:12:58,600 --> 02:12:59,100 Oh, no. 2271 02:12:59,180 --> 02:13:00,280 You see, you lose the top there. 2272 02:13:00,380 --> 02:13:00,820 That'll do. 2273 02:13:00,980 --> 02:13:01,460 That'll do. 2274 02:13:01,460 --> 02:13:15,740 We might go again with the crop there for a moment or two. 2275 02:13:15,860 --> 02:13:17,760 We might crop again for a moment or two. 2276 02:13:17,900 --> 02:13:18,600 Bear with me here. 2277 02:13:19,040 --> 02:13:21,380 We have a bit of a fucking scene going on over here. 2278 02:13:24,880 --> 02:13:25,540 I'd see. 2279 02:13:28,360 --> 02:13:29,360 I'd see. 2280 02:13:29,360 --> 02:13:29,680 Three. 2281 02:13:30,080 --> 02:13:30,480 Three. 2282 02:13:31,840 --> 02:13:32,520 Eight, eight. 2283 02:13:34,120 --> 02:13:34,480 Yeah. 2284 02:13:35,920 --> 02:13:37,420 I'd say that's enough for me. 2285 02:13:37,840 --> 02:13:38,680 That'll do me. 2286 02:13:41,840 --> 02:13:43,780 What foundation do you use, Francis? 2287 02:13:44,040 --> 02:13:44,200 No. 2288 02:13:44,360 --> 02:13:46,160 Zero foundation, as you can see. 2289 02:13:46,280 --> 02:13:48,760 There's fucking red blotches all over the... 2290 02:13:48,760 --> 02:13:51,360 If I'm using it, whatever it is, it's shit. 2291 02:13:52,680 --> 02:13:54,760 But it's not in use, unfortunately. 2292 02:13:58,240 --> 02:13:59,180 Who knows, man. 2293 02:13:59,200 --> 02:14:00,360 Who knows why that happens. 2294 02:14:00,580 --> 02:14:01,500 Sometimes the face... 2295 02:14:01,500 --> 02:14:03,400 Sometimes you wake up and the face is fucked. 2296 02:14:06,800 --> 02:14:07,780 Take the red herb. 2297 02:14:07,900 --> 02:14:10,000 No use to me when I've nothing to mix it with, you know? 2298 02:14:13,360 --> 02:14:14,140 And what's this? 2299 02:14:14,240 --> 02:14:14,980 Please be a green. 2300 02:14:16,120 --> 02:14:16,980 Yellow herb. 2301 02:14:17,240 --> 02:14:17,640 Fuck. 2302 02:14:18,800 --> 02:14:20,700 Could you mix a yellow or red in a green? 2303 02:14:22,760 --> 02:14:24,740 Could you mix a yellow or red in a green, anyone? 2304 02:14:25,160 --> 02:14:26,800 Or is that... 2305 02:14:26,800 --> 02:14:27,700 Let's have a look. 2306 02:14:32,180 --> 02:14:32,740 Yes. 2307 02:14:34,860 --> 02:14:35,640 Check that out. 2308 02:14:38,300 --> 02:14:39,060 Check that out. 2309 02:14:39,060 --> 02:14:39,060 Check that out. 2310 02:14:43,140 --> 02:14:43,660 Ah. 2311 02:14:51,800 --> 02:14:59,580 Yeah, the spine man now, he was a fucking shame altogether. 2312 02:15:00,720 --> 02:15:02,060 He, uh... 2313 02:15:02,060 --> 02:15:04,620 Now I blast the health ring and my head is around. 2314 02:15:04,660 --> 02:15:05,680 I'm just a floating head. 2315 02:15:13,180 --> 02:15:15,460 You have now got the false eye. 2316 02:15:15,460 --> 02:15:36,720 What other games are on the horizon, Francis? 2317 02:15:36,720 --> 02:15:37,940 Says Merlin. 2318 02:15:37,940 --> 02:15:38,940 Well, Merlin. 2319 02:15:38,940 --> 02:15:39,240 Merlin. 2320 02:15:39,240 --> 02:15:41,160 I can tell you this. 2321 02:15:41,160 --> 02:15:43,260 I'm not sure. 2322 02:15:43,260 --> 02:15:45,360 But there's definitely something on the horizon. 2323 02:15:45,360 --> 02:15:47,060 And I tell you this. 2324 02:15:47,060 --> 02:15:52,580 If you subscribe to the channel, you'll get a notification when the horizon appears. 2325 02:15:52,580 --> 02:15:57,700 Once that horizon appears, you'll know exactly what's on the horizon then, Merlin. 2326 02:15:57,700 --> 02:15:59,420 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 2327 02:15:59,420 --> 02:16:02,840 Can't believe your name's Merlin, man. 2328 02:16:06,880 --> 02:16:07,880 Take the green herb. 2329 02:16:07,880 --> 02:16:09,140 Do what you want with it. 2330 02:16:09,980 --> 02:16:12,520 I suggest mixing that baby up with a red baby. 2331 02:16:19,800 --> 02:16:21,720 Dermot Lopez Productions. 2332 02:16:21,720 --> 02:16:23,440 Featuring. 2333 02:16:23,440 --> 02:16:24,800 Exhibit. 2334 02:16:25,460 --> 02:16:28,480 From MTV's Pimp My Ride. 2335 02:16:29,520 --> 02:16:33,400 They're going to be doing a live fucking show down in Kilfenora next Tuesday. 2336 02:16:34,200 --> 02:16:35,400 Ciel agus Crack. 2337 02:16:36,700 --> 02:16:38,860 And he's going to be pimping anyone's ride. 2338 02:16:41,740 --> 02:16:42,920 Is DMX. 2339 02:16:43,440 --> 02:16:44,180 Or exhibit. 2340 02:16:44,380 --> 02:16:44,560 Whatever. 2341 02:16:44,880 --> 02:16:47,240 The two boys, DMX and exhibit. 2342 02:16:47,780 --> 02:16:49,660 Are going to be putting on a fucking exhibit. 2343 02:16:49,660 --> 02:16:52,140 In the gallery. 2344 02:16:53,440 --> 02:16:54,620 In Sligo. 2345 02:16:55,280 --> 02:16:56,440 The model man or something. 2346 02:16:56,620 --> 02:16:56,780 Is it? 2347 02:16:56,940 --> 02:16:57,380 The model. 2348 02:17:00,480 --> 02:17:02,140 It's going to be a blast. 2349 02:17:02,500 --> 02:17:04,240 It's going to be an absolute blast. 2350 02:17:05,020 --> 02:17:08,200 And I think you should all truck along and find out and see what it's like. 2351 02:17:09,940 --> 02:17:10,880 It won't open. 2352 02:17:10,980 --> 02:17:12,320 The door handles are twisted. 2353 02:17:12,580 --> 02:17:13,200 I can't open. 2354 02:17:13,200 --> 02:17:23,960 It's going to be an absolute blast. 2355 02:17:27,960 --> 02:17:29,580 I was named after the wizard. 2356 02:17:29,740 --> 02:17:30,360 Says Merlin. 2357 02:17:30,540 --> 02:17:31,180 Where do you fuck? 2358 02:17:31,220 --> 02:17:32,460 I've never even heard of Merlin. 2359 02:17:32,460 --> 02:17:47,380 Someone there has chimed in with two paragraphs of text. 2360 02:17:47,380 --> 02:17:49,600 Which I will try to acknowledge. 2361 02:17:50,280 --> 02:17:52,920 So you're going by Francis Higgins now nerd. 2362 02:17:53,720 --> 02:17:54,500 What a douchebag. 2363 02:17:54,620 --> 02:17:55,700 It's Mick from Galeskill. 2364 02:17:55,840 --> 02:17:56,380 Remember me. 2365 02:17:57,020 --> 02:17:57,660 I don't Mick. 2366 02:17:57,760 --> 02:17:58,980 Because I never went to Galeskill. 2367 02:17:59,600 --> 02:18:00,600 So instantaneously. 2368 02:18:00,980 --> 02:18:03,940 Your diatribe has been cut off the chase. 2369 02:18:04,600 --> 02:18:05,540 To be none other. 2370 02:18:06,120 --> 02:18:07,620 Than ludicrous and fake. 2371 02:18:08,300 --> 02:18:09,620 I will carry on though. 2372 02:18:09,860 --> 02:18:11,440 Because your effort seems valiant. 2373 02:18:11,980 --> 02:18:13,860 The boys used to give you a hard time in school. 2374 02:18:14,200 --> 02:18:15,940 Sorry you were just an easy target lol. 2375 02:18:16,180 --> 02:18:18,740 I can see not much has changed. 2376 02:18:19,320 --> 02:18:21,420 Remember you girl you had a crush on. 2377 02:18:21,520 --> 02:18:22,060 You were married. 2378 02:18:22,300 --> 02:18:23,240 Yeah we're married now. 2379 02:18:23,580 --> 02:18:26,080 I make up 200k a year and drive a Fiat Punto. 2380 02:18:26,740 --> 02:18:28,420 I guess some things never change. 2381 02:18:28,740 --> 02:18:29,040 Loser. 2382 02:18:29,140 --> 02:18:29,580 Pathetic. 2383 02:18:30,880 --> 02:18:31,600 I don't know. 2384 02:18:31,700 --> 02:18:35,500 I'd say it's an attempt or a stab at fucking something funny. 2385 02:18:35,620 --> 02:18:36,480 But it's lost. 2386 02:18:36,640 --> 02:18:38,120 It's completely lost I'm afraid. 2387 02:18:38,120 --> 02:18:40,400 And it's earned you nothing more. 2388 02:18:41,300 --> 02:18:43,040 Than a lifetime ban. 2389 02:18:43,440 --> 02:18:44,160 From any. 2390 02:18:44,560 --> 02:18:45,460 Of my work. 2391 02:18:45,700 --> 02:18:46,340 Or channels. 2392 02:18:55,060 --> 02:18:57,440 I think though you can still fucking watch though. 2393 02:18:57,540 --> 02:18:58,520 I mean it's not really a ban. 2394 02:18:59,420 --> 02:19:00,440 You just can't chime in. 2395 02:19:02,440 --> 02:19:04,720 I was waiting for something funny to happen. 2396 02:19:04,880 --> 02:19:05,740 But there was zero. 2397 02:19:05,740 --> 02:19:11,000 What the hell do you do? 2398 02:19:11,240 --> 02:19:12,660 How are you going to get out of this? 2399 02:19:13,060 --> 02:19:14,400 Oh you jump out. 2400 02:19:14,720 --> 02:19:16,060 You fucking jump right out. 2401 02:19:16,600 --> 02:19:17,400 Are you okay Leon? 2402 02:19:17,960 --> 02:19:18,640 How are you Ashley? 2403 02:19:20,240 --> 02:19:20,840 I'm fine. 2404 02:19:20,900 --> 02:19:21,500 Not a scratch. 2405 02:19:21,860 --> 02:19:24,580 We took care of business inside there with your man anyway. 2406 02:19:28,960 --> 02:19:30,680 Sure I used to fucking drive a Punto. 2407 02:19:30,820 --> 02:19:31,560 It's not even funny. 2408 02:19:31,560 --> 02:19:34,820 I had a Fiat Punto for years. 2409 02:19:36,020 --> 02:19:36,740 First car. 2410 02:19:37,380 --> 02:19:38,380 My first car. 2411 02:19:39,120 --> 02:19:39,940 Fiat Punto. 2412 02:19:42,740 --> 02:19:43,640 Sky blue. 2413 02:19:43,640 --> 02:19:44,580 Sky blue. 2414 02:19:51,280 --> 02:19:54,400 A whopping 65 brake horsepower. 2415 02:19:58,600 --> 02:19:59,880 Yeah I know it was weird. 2416 02:20:00,000 --> 02:20:00,920 Liam Duffy said. 2417 02:20:01,560 --> 02:20:03,040 In the joke text. 2418 02:20:03,340 --> 02:20:04,620 He makes 200k a year. 2419 02:20:04,720 --> 02:20:05,680 And then he drives a Punto. 2420 02:20:06,020 --> 02:20:06,300 As if. 2421 02:20:06,460 --> 02:20:07,640 Was that meant to be the joke? 2422 02:20:07,720 --> 02:20:07,980 Was it? 2423 02:20:12,380 --> 02:20:14,220 It's a copy pass to someone says. 2424 02:20:15,060 --> 02:20:17,360 I'm afraid some of that stuff doesn't work on me. 2425 02:20:17,480 --> 02:20:17,940 Because I. 2426 02:20:18,240 --> 02:20:19,100 I'm quite. 2427 02:20:19,820 --> 02:20:21,740 I take what you say at face value. 2428 02:20:22,080 --> 02:20:24,060 Which has got me into trouble a lot of times. 2429 02:20:24,200 --> 02:20:24,660 Because I. 2430 02:20:25,460 --> 02:20:27,460 Sometimes pick up on the wrong end of the shtick. 2431 02:20:28,500 --> 02:20:29,260 I'm just fucking. 2432 02:20:29,440 --> 02:20:30,000 I'm goose. 2433 02:20:30,100 --> 02:20:31,080 Then it might goose me. 2434 02:20:31,960 --> 02:20:32,200 So. 2435 02:20:32,840 --> 02:20:33,000 There's. 2436 02:20:33,080 --> 02:20:33,280 There's. 2437 02:20:33,480 --> 02:20:33,940 A good. 2438 02:20:35,200 --> 02:20:36,540 Reason not to look at the chat. 2439 02:20:36,600 --> 02:20:37,500 From time to time as well. 2440 02:20:38,460 --> 02:20:39,360 But I want to. 2441 02:20:39,860 --> 02:20:41,580 Thank you for. 2442 02:20:41,820 --> 02:20:42,660 Your glorious. 2443 02:20:42,800 --> 02:20:43,080 DM. 2444 02:20:43,300 --> 02:20:44,040 How are you DM? 2445 02:20:44,180 --> 02:20:45,180 Thank you very much DM. 2446 02:20:45,800 --> 02:20:47,640 You're a kind hearted and generous spirit. 2447 02:20:49,320 --> 02:20:50,320 I thank you so much. 2448 02:20:51,460 --> 02:20:52,480 For your gifts. 2449 02:20:52,480 --> 02:20:53,180 That you have. 2450 02:20:53,940 --> 02:20:55,240 Bestowed upon me. 2451 02:20:56,220 --> 02:20:57,200 And my family. 2452 02:20:59,420 --> 02:21:00,580 Any more Viper. 2453 02:21:01,260 --> 02:21:01,660 Character. 2454 02:21:02,420 --> 02:21:03,780 Films or shows in the works. 2455 02:21:03,900 --> 02:21:05,020 Says DLP. 2456 02:21:05,400 --> 02:21:06,620 Dermot Lopez Productions. 2457 02:21:08,220 --> 02:21:09,320 Not sure DLP. 2458 02:21:09,520 --> 02:21:10,600 Only I am sure. 2459 02:21:12,220 --> 02:21:12,700 Myself. 2460 02:21:12,900 --> 02:21:13,360 And yourself. 2461 02:21:13,460 --> 02:21:14,620 Are going into business. 2462 02:21:15,580 --> 02:21:16,580 Big business. 2463 02:21:17,960 --> 02:21:18,920 To create. 2464 02:21:19,940 --> 02:21:20,380 Viper. 2465 02:21:20,800 --> 02:21:21,320 Lopez. 2466 02:21:21,720 --> 02:21:22,120 Productions. 2467 02:21:22,620 --> 02:21:23,040 Next. 2468 02:21:23,220 --> 02:21:24,100 Tuesday weekday. 2469 02:21:24,180 --> 02:21:25,300 We're going to have a launch party. 2470 02:21:25,700 --> 02:21:26,240 Down in Dublin. 2471 02:21:27,360 --> 02:21:27,920 Do you fancy it? 2472 02:21:29,180 --> 02:21:29,580 Dermot. 2473 02:21:30,660 --> 02:21:31,640 I'm telling you what. 2474 02:21:31,640 --> 02:21:32,040 What's happening. 2475 02:21:32,240 --> 02:21:33,660 I'm asking you if you want to be at it. 2476 02:21:34,040 --> 02:21:35,520 Do you want to be at the launch of your own. 2477 02:21:35,700 --> 02:21:36,900 Your brand new merger. 2478 02:21:38,600 --> 02:21:39,300 If not. 2479 02:21:40,460 --> 02:21:41,840 I won't take it as a slight. 2480 02:21:42,940 --> 02:21:44,640 You can come in as a silent partner. 2481 02:21:44,920 --> 02:21:46,960 Except everybody in this chat room knows. 2482 02:21:48,000 --> 02:21:57,180 these they were here to witness the birth of the DLP that was a bit cheeky 2483 02:21:57,180 --> 02:22:07,320 there that guy to throw that fucking thing that was very cheeky of him reminds 2484 02:22:07,320 --> 02:22:15,240 me of the time I was in Sentra on fucking Tara Street in 2007 or 8 and there 2485 02:22:15,240 --> 02:22:23,040 was a foreign fella serving behind who cares about that like whatever he some 2486 02:22:23,040 --> 02:22:27,540 Dublin fella didn't like the fact that he was foreign because he said something 2487 02:22:27,540 --> 02:22:31,020 like how I gave you the change back or something like that and the Dublin fellow 2488 02:22:31,020 --> 02:22:37,860 was like you're being cheeky you're being cheeky like the whole shop there was a 2489 02:22:37,860 --> 02:22:41,760 line of customers waiting to buy stuff and the fucking whole shot was being held 2490 02:22:41,760 --> 02:22:51,720 up by this guy going you're being cheeky you're being bleeding cheeky go back to 2491 02:22:51,720 --> 02:22:58,320 your own country and be cheeky don't be cheeky around here we I was like what's 2492 02:22:58,320 --> 02:23:03,840 the fucking deal like he he wanted him to go back to his own country and practice 2493 02:23:03,840 --> 02:23:10,320 cheek and whatever country that was and he wasn't even being cheeky he was just 2494 02:23:10,320 --> 02:23:14,340 telling the fella to move along you know there was a big queue it was pretty tense it 2495 02:23:14,340 --> 02:23:22,320 was rush hour people who wanted to go home look at that coin in a box coin in a 2496 02:23:22,320 --> 02:23:29,820 fucking box man hovering how is it suspended in there we don't know we can only guess you 2497 02:23:29,820 --> 02:23:45,840 you got the yellow cat's eye anyways stick that in the road at night haha cheeky son he wasn't Russian I don't worry where is I go 2498 02:23:45,840 --> 02:23:52,800 know tower street is just about south but i don't believe the city center can really be uh 2499 02:23:52,800 --> 02:24:04,100 adjusted to those stereotypical types the city center is just that it's a law until itself the 2500 02:24:04,100 --> 02:24:09,680 blood is still fresh was there some kind of ritual here this was where the the the fella 2501 02:24:09,680 --> 02:24:17,340 he was a taxi driver with two fucking bluetooth headsets on he had two bluetooths on the side of 2502 02:24:17,340 --> 02:24:24,460 his head and he was going around going don't be cheeky go back to your own country and be bleeding 2503 02:24:24,460 --> 02:24:35,240 cheeky but don't be cheeky and uh what was going on was he on he might have actually been on the 2504 02:24:35,240 --> 02:24:42,000 phone while he was saying that on the the dual bluetooth he got a bluetooth he got that bluetooth 2505 02:24:42,000 --> 02:24:44,440 where did ashley graham go she 2506 02:24:44,440 --> 02:24:50,580 she's still behind the rocks down here is she all right 2507 02:24:50,580 --> 02:25:10,980 where is amy is this amy ashley here 2508 02:25:10,980 --> 02:25:30,740 right we've taken a fucking little bit of a cheeky situation up here i'm not really sure what 2509 02:25:30,740 --> 02:25:33,900 where we're going dead zeo cheeky thank you very much 2510 02:25:33,900 --> 02:25:37,660 don't be cheeky 2511 02:25:37,660 --> 02:25:37,660 cheeky 2512 02:25:37,660 --> 02:25:39,660 cheeky 2513 02:25:39,660 --> 02:26:00,660 dead zeo thank you very much go back to your own bleeding country and be cheeky i wonder did that book stay in ireland or did he go back home and start fucking cheeking it up there big gar thank you very much who says don't be cheeky i won't be cheeky 2514 02:26:00,660 --> 02:26:12,480 cheeky. Right, right, right. Someone tell me what to do in the chat. Red, green, yellow 2515 02:26:12,480 --> 02:26:22,780 herbs. You're buying your maximum HP. Big Gar. Thank you very much, Big Gar. You are insane 2516 02:26:22,780 --> 02:26:32,300 in the best possible sense. I want to say that. I don't want to build any suspense. Suspense. 2517 02:26:32,300 --> 02:26:43,200 This is the Ents. The Ents degree. You know me. It's a real MEP. Packed Cox MEP. My name 2518 02:26:43,200 --> 02:26:51,880 is Francis Higgins. Don't convince me for Jeremiah Biggins. He's a different kind of cat. He doesn't 2519 02:26:51,880 --> 02:27:02,180 spit. Spat. He spat. I was once in Dublin town. I took the bus there and the CIE all the way 2520 02:27:02,180 --> 02:27:09,280 down. It took three hours and 45 mins. But I didn't care because I brought five tins of 2521 02:27:09,280 --> 02:27:16,660 Dutch gold. By the time I got to Dublin, I felt quite old. I needed to unwind and relax 2522 02:27:16,660 --> 02:27:23,440 so I got a bit of time for myself on the Liffey. Stood around. Looked at the sky. Got a stiffy. 2523 02:27:23,800 --> 02:27:29,960 Waited a minute until it went soft again. And then I was off. Ten minutes. It only took to 2524 02:27:29,960 --> 02:27:34,960 end. I headed to Tower Street. I heard that there was something. A place where I could get something 2525 02:27:34,960 --> 02:27:40,760 to eat. Went into the Sentra. The queue was so long. Had to wait for ages. Wish I'd have brought 2526 02:27:40,760 --> 02:27:46,660 a bong. Even though that would have set off the alarms. I decided to fucking wait for the 2527 02:27:46,660 --> 02:27:52,520 cashier and I folded my arms. Right then I realised there was a guy at the front of the queue holding 2528 02:27:52,520 --> 02:28:04,040 up the time. He was saying to the guy behind the till. Don't be cheeky. Just don't be cheeky. Go back to your own 2529 02:28:04,040 --> 02:28:11,160 bleeding country and be cheeky. Don't be cheeky here. You know what? The God's honest truth. 2530 02:28:12,160 --> 02:28:23,680 I don't lie. Okay. I've got two fucking cool shades on my eyes. The rhyme. Sorry about that. The fucking rhyme was 2531 02:28:23,680 --> 02:28:34,200 was slime. Not a great rhyme there unfortunately. I had to cut it short. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're doing 2532 02:28:34,200 --> 02:28:42,060 well yourself. You're doing good. How's business going? How's business going? Yeah. That's great. Look at it. We'll see you. We'll see you. 2533 02:28:42,060 --> 02:28:45,440 I have to see you tomorrow. I have to go. See you later. Bye bye. 2534 02:28:51,620 --> 02:28:52,700 Cheeky blinders. 2535 02:28:56,640 --> 02:29:04,500 Connor Cleary. Thank you very much. Any chance of coming to Waterford and telling me stories of yesteryear? 2536 02:29:06,300 --> 02:29:11,960 No. I'm afraid not. But I will come maybe at some stage when I... 2537 02:29:11,960 --> 02:29:19,180 Get some... Get something together. But thank you very much Connor Cleary and Grogoski and also... 2538 02:29:19,180 --> 02:29:27,720 Big Gar and Deadzio Cheeky. And DM. Kind, kind fellas. Am I going the right way here? 2539 02:29:28,440 --> 02:29:30,560 Is taking this thing the right idea? 2540 02:29:40,100 --> 02:29:45,020 Is taking this route the right idea? Or as they say out in the States, the route? 2541 02:29:45,820 --> 02:29:47,020 What route did you take? 2542 02:29:47,800 --> 02:29:49,440 Was it the right route or the wrong route? 2543 02:29:57,320 --> 02:30:01,300 You had Americans staying there. They were trying to find out what the cultural Wi-Fi was. 2544 02:30:01,320 --> 02:30:02,960 They said, where's your router? 2545 02:30:03,800 --> 02:30:05,840 I said what? They said, where's the router? 2546 02:30:09,520 --> 02:30:10,520 I said, you mean the router? 2547 02:30:17,940 --> 02:30:23,780 Right. We're fucking... We're wasting time here. We need to get to the... Did we get a key for this? 2548 02:30:23,840 --> 02:30:26,860 Oh, we got the cat's eye. We put the cat's eye into the fucking woman's eye. 2549 02:30:29,540 --> 02:30:34,940 Put the cat's eye into that. We put the fucking cat's... We put that in there actually. 2550 02:30:40,100 --> 02:30:45,340 Don't be cheeky. Don't be... Stop... Stop being shaky. 2551 02:30:45,340 --> 02:30:49,640 I have... And do you know what? I had the fucking camcorder on with me as well. 2552 02:30:49,880 --> 02:30:51,260 The, uh... 2553 02:30:51,260 --> 02:30:53,720 Mini DV cassette tapes. 2554 02:30:55,720 --> 02:30:56,120 2007. 2555 02:30:56,940 --> 02:30:59,860 I got it in fucking Argos in 2005. 2556 02:31:01,940 --> 02:31:12,140 And I filmed this lad and I wish... I... I hope to... If I can find that tape in the attic, we are gonna have some laugh. 2557 02:31:12,220 --> 02:31:13,580 Because I filmed the whole fucking thing. 2558 02:31:14,700 --> 02:31:17,900 Look, I don't want to get your hopes up, but that's gonna take a bit of soul searching. 2559 02:31:18,160 --> 02:31:19,960 And a bit of attic searching as well. 2560 02:31:20,280 --> 02:31:22,420 I'm gonna give Atticus Finch a call. 2561 02:31:23,260 --> 02:31:23,980 Later on. 2562 02:31:24,280 --> 02:31:26,640 And El Pancake as well. Thank you very much. 2563 02:31:27,040 --> 02:31:29,280 Can you tell Anya that she's a muffin, please? 2564 02:31:30,280 --> 02:31:31,000 I can? 2565 02:31:31,660 --> 02:31:32,480 Yeah, Anya. 2566 02:31:33,240 --> 02:31:35,220 You're a muffin. You're nothing but a muffin, hey? 2567 02:31:35,700 --> 02:31:36,860 You're nothing but a muffin. 2568 02:31:39,080 --> 02:31:41,000 Can't leave Ashley behind. Where is Ashley? 2569 02:31:43,140 --> 02:31:46,660 Thank you for your glorious tip. 2570 02:31:47,440 --> 02:31:50,660 How are you? T22BC. Thank you very much. 2571 02:31:51,400 --> 02:31:52,400 Thank you, baby. 2572 02:31:53,000 --> 02:31:54,460 Mad rhymes, you say. 2573 02:31:54,800 --> 02:31:55,540 Thank you very much. 2574 02:31:55,740 --> 02:31:59,400 Any chance... Look up Cheeky Breaky if you'll not be disappointed. 2575 02:31:59,620 --> 02:32:00,740 I won't just in case... 2576 02:32:01,520 --> 02:32:05,680 It's some kind of man like doing something out of his ass or something, you know? 2577 02:32:05,840 --> 02:32:07,620 Someone has actually got me with... 2578 02:32:07,620 --> 02:32:12,160 I've been punked on a stream before and it's hilarious for ye guys. 2579 02:32:12,580 --> 02:32:13,660 But it's not for me, you know? 2580 02:32:13,780 --> 02:32:18,400 I ended up playing a clip of a man who was doing some stuff. 2581 02:32:18,800 --> 02:32:19,800 Let's just say that. 2582 02:32:20,120 --> 02:32:21,100 And it wasn't great. 2583 02:32:23,000 --> 02:32:24,900 Atticus Finch... 2584 02:32:24,900 --> 02:32:28,480 Wait. 2585 02:32:28,480 --> 02:32:28,700 I don't know. 2586 02:32:29,080 --> 02:32:31,020 We might have a fucking live dream here. 2587 02:32:31,820 --> 02:32:34,120 We're going to take the TMP to town because we've... 2588 02:32:34,120 --> 02:32:35,460 A rake of TMP ammunition. 2589 02:32:43,060 --> 02:32:44,960 Atticus Finch... 2590 02:32:44,960 --> 02:32:45,960 Atticus Finch... 2591 02:32:45,960 --> 02:32:47,960 And Maeve Binge... 2592 02:32:47,960 --> 02:32:48,120 E. 2593 02:32:49,680 --> 02:32:50,780 Atticus Finch... 2594 02:32:50,780 --> 02:32:52,680 And Maeve Finch. 2595 02:32:53,180 --> 02:32:58,200 This guy is a fucking lunatic. 2596 02:33:06,340 --> 02:33:07,460 We did it. 2597 02:33:07,920 --> 02:33:09,000 We fucking did it. 2598 02:33:10,180 --> 02:33:11,700 We absolutely did it. 2599 02:33:11,700 --> 02:33:15,180 Thank you for your glory... 2600 02:33:15,180 --> 02:33:15,840 Connor Clear. 2601 02:33:16,560 --> 02:33:18,640 Thank you very much Connor Clear. 2602 02:33:18,640 --> 02:33:29,740 Can you say... 2603 02:33:29,740 --> 02:33:31,960 Can you say hello to Clodagh McGrath? 2604 02:33:32,480 --> 02:33:33,780 This is for you Clodagh. 2605 02:33:34,760 --> 02:33:35,640 See this? 2606 02:33:36,240 --> 02:33:36,940 Bye bye. 2607 02:33:37,340 --> 02:33:38,300 Clodagh McGrath. 2608 02:33:38,680 --> 02:33:39,380 All over. 2609 02:33:40,260 --> 02:33:40,860 See you later. 2610 02:33:41,740 --> 02:33:42,800 You just got Clodagh. 2611 02:33:43,100 --> 02:33:44,180 Right in the McGrath. 2612 02:33:47,600 --> 02:33:48,300 Uh oh. 2613 02:33:48,300 --> 02:33:50,140 Fuck. 2614 02:33:55,140 --> 02:33:56,500 We've no shotgun shells. 2615 02:33:56,640 --> 02:33:58,120 We're absolutely fucked. 2616 02:34:04,200 --> 02:34:04,720 Fuck. 2617 02:34:12,720 --> 02:34:42,700 I did, Connor. Thanks very much for the tip. Can you tell any of she's a muffin? I did. 2618 02:34:43,040 --> 02:35:04,140 I'm rereading the stuff that you've told me to do. Nuclear Ben, thank you very much. Don't know how this live gameplay came through my profile, but I'm sure as hell happy it did, says Santana. How are you fucking Santana, man? Welcome to the fucking chill wave. 2619 02:35:11,140 --> 02:35:17,920 How about this now? Fucking this is for you, Santana, you old snake. This is for you. 2620 02:35:17,920 --> 02:35:45,260 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? 2621 02:35:45,260 --> 02:35:47,860 Cause that stuff was a blast. 2622 02:35:47,860 --> 02:36:05,640 Santana in the chat. Who the fuck are you? Santana in the chat. Who are you? Santana in the chat. What's the story? Santana in the chat. How are you? 2623 02:36:05,640 --> 02:36:35,620 guitar solo 2624 02:36:35,620 --> 02:37:05,600 guitar solo 2625 02:37:05,600 --> 02:37:35,580 guitar solo 2626 02:37:35,580 --> 02:37:42,580 guitar solo 2627 02:37:42,580 --> 02:37:48,320 Anguished Panda, thanks very much for your tip. 2628 02:37:50,860 --> 02:37:53,920 And we've reached the end of tonight's chapter, I'm afraid. 2629 02:37:55,140 --> 02:37:57,100 But thanks very much for the cheek. 2630 02:37:57,300 --> 02:38:00,640 And go back to your own cheeky and be country. 2631 02:38:01,020 --> 02:38:01,860 Don't be... 2632 02:38:01,860 --> 02:38:06,080 He actually said to your man, go back to your own country and be cheeky, but don't be cheeky here. 2633 02:38:06,540 --> 02:38:08,540 Like, his cheek wasn't welcome here. 2634 02:38:10,740 --> 02:38:13,640 Outsource your cheek man back to another land, will ya? 2635 02:38:19,640 --> 02:38:20,760 Outsource the cheek. 2636 02:38:20,980 --> 02:38:23,340 All the cheek has been outsourced to India. 2637 02:38:29,480 --> 02:38:31,400 Let's have a little look here now and see. 2638 02:38:31,480 --> 02:38:32,760 Sorry, I mean, I don't... 2639 02:38:32,760 --> 02:38:38,380 Would usually end at the chapter, but I mean, I might just fucking do a little sneaky, cheeky one. 2640 02:38:40,000 --> 02:38:41,920 We're inside the castle now, you know? 2641 02:38:42,180 --> 02:38:42,920 Castle knock. 2642 02:38:44,060 --> 02:38:44,920 Castle town. 2643 02:38:46,920 --> 02:38:47,780 Castle davit. 2644 02:38:50,920 --> 02:38:52,020 Castle headbanger. 2645 02:38:52,020 --> 02:38:52,020 Castle headbanger. 2646 02:38:53,740 --> 02:38:56,760 Why don't they invent some new towns around the fucking country? 2647 02:38:56,860 --> 02:39:00,020 Because I've seen they're inventing a new town or a new city out in... 2648 02:39:00,020 --> 02:39:03,200 Where was it? 2649 02:39:03,240 --> 02:39:04,080 I was watching the last... 2650 02:39:04,080 --> 02:39:10,200 I mean, obviously, new towns and cities are springing up in the developing world and stuff, but... 2651 02:39:11,020 --> 02:39:12,920 Why don't they make, like, a fucking... 2652 02:39:12,920 --> 02:39:14,140 Castle blast? 2653 02:39:15,200 --> 02:39:15,920 With a fucking... 2654 02:39:16,500 --> 02:39:17,660 Castle mad crack. 2655 02:39:17,660 --> 02:39:25,680 Bally bad cuts. 2656 02:39:35,900 --> 02:39:36,500 Balina. 2657 02:39:43,940 --> 02:39:44,720 Castle bar. 2658 02:39:46,460 --> 02:39:49,340 Maybe they could rename castle bar to classle bar. 2659 02:39:50,800 --> 02:39:52,700 Get a few more tourists in that way. 2660 02:39:53,880 --> 02:39:55,280 Classle bar, man. 2661 02:39:57,600 --> 02:39:58,720 We've already saved it. 2662 02:39:58,820 --> 02:39:59,180 Yeah, yeah. 2663 02:40:02,360 --> 02:40:03,080 Castle cheek. 2664 02:40:03,080 --> 02:40:03,740 Welcome. 2665 02:40:05,820 --> 02:40:06,560 Bally beer. 2666 02:40:06,560 --> 02:40:09,460 Got some rare things on sale, stranger. 2667 02:40:09,460 --> 02:40:10,660 How about a new town? 2668 02:40:12,080 --> 02:40:13,940 Called Boston Scientific. 2669 02:40:14,520 --> 02:40:16,020 Thank you very much, Boston Scientific. 2670 02:40:16,020 --> 02:40:19,900 And you could say that you think it's going to be called Boston or something. 2671 02:40:20,440 --> 02:40:21,000 But it's not. 2672 02:40:21,060 --> 02:40:22,540 It's called Boston Scientific. 2673 02:40:23,100 --> 02:40:24,540 And they have their own football team. 2674 02:40:25,180 --> 02:40:26,760 Boston Scientific Athletic. 2675 02:40:28,400 --> 02:40:29,720 Or Scientifico Boston. 2676 02:40:29,720 --> 02:40:30,320 Or Scientifico Boston. 2677 02:40:30,320 --> 02:40:30,360 Or Scientifico Boston. 2678 02:40:30,360 --> 02:40:30,360 Or Scientifico Boston. 2679 02:40:32,360 --> 02:40:33,560 FC Science. 2680 02:40:34,280 --> 02:40:35,660 Connor Clear, thank you very much. 2681 02:40:36,500 --> 02:40:38,820 Can you sing a song for Clodagh McGrath? 2682 02:40:40,480 --> 02:40:41,940 I'm afraid I can't. 2683 02:40:42,620 --> 02:40:44,600 But I can say thanks very much, Connor Clear, for that. 2684 02:40:45,560 --> 02:40:46,940 And to Clodagh McGrath. 2685 02:40:48,220 --> 02:40:49,340 Thanks very much as well. 2686 02:40:49,340 --> 02:40:54,160 Clodagh McGrath. 2687 02:40:54,940 --> 02:40:56,880 Oh, Clodagh McGrath. 2688 02:40:57,880 --> 02:40:59,140 And that's the end of that one. 2689 02:40:59,420 --> 02:40:59,780 I couldn't. 2690 02:41:00,360 --> 02:41:02,020 There was only so much I could do, you see. 2691 02:41:03,520 --> 02:41:05,160 And I know what you're thinking. 2692 02:41:05,240 --> 02:41:07,200 When I do try something like that, you're all going. 2693 02:41:07,420 --> 02:41:08,840 Is that the best you can come up with? 2694 02:41:09,080 --> 02:41:09,720 And it is. 2695 02:41:10,180 --> 02:41:11,340 Don't you have a life? 2696 02:41:11,340 --> 02:41:14,180 What are you buying? 2697 02:41:18,180 --> 02:41:19,300 Bally Shrek. 2698 02:41:20,080 --> 02:41:21,280 Scope for the semi-auto. 2699 02:41:21,500 --> 02:41:22,820 Scope for the mine thrower. 2700 02:41:23,300 --> 02:41:23,800 Fuck. 2701 02:41:24,340 --> 02:41:24,760 We're selling. 2702 02:41:24,900 --> 02:41:26,280 He's selling a mine thrower now. 2703 02:41:28,920 --> 02:41:30,320 Misery, misery, misery. 2704 02:41:30,460 --> 02:41:32,380 All the whole flipping way. 2705 02:41:33,020 --> 02:41:34,120 Misery, misery, misery. 2706 02:41:34,240 --> 02:41:35,360 The whole flipping way. 2707 02:41:36,620 --> 02:41:37,920 Miserable childhood. 2708 02:41:38,260 --> 02:41:39,400 Miserable misery, misery. 2709 02:41:40,300 --> 02:41:41,300 Thank you very much. 2710 02:41:41,380 --> 02:41:42,560 What you talking, 999. 2711 02:41:44,400 --> 02:41:45,480 What are you buying? 2712 02:41:45,800 --> 02:41:47,860 I wanted to buy a fucking herb or two off this lad anyway. 2713 02:41:47,880 --> 02:41:48,900 Because we're about to die. 2714 02:41:50,760 --> 02:41:52,320 Mix these two bad boys up. 2715 02:42:00,300 --> 02:42:00,980 Anytime. 2716 02:42:02,160 --> 02:42:03,620 You said Willie Harold. 2717 02:42:04,040 --> 02:42:05,680 You said Willie Harold. 2718 02:42:08,020 --> 02:42:09,300 You are a liar. 2719 02:42:09,300 --> 02:42:12,060 What are you buying? 2720 02:42:12,800 --> 02:42:13,880 What are you selling? 2721 02:42:18,260 --> 02:42:20,340 The angel of the ladies. 2722 02:42:21,760 --> 02:42:23,400 The angel of the ladies. 2723 02:42:25,260 --> 02:42:28,120 Didn't somebody tell me not to sell something the last day? 2724 02:42:28,720 --> 02:42:30,260 And I've gone and fucking sold it. 2725 02:42:31,020 --> 02:42:32,120 What are you selling? 2726 02:42:33,960 --> 02:42:38,120 Don't you combine a couple of items or something and you can sell them for a higher price? 2727 02:42:41,120 --> 02:42:41,540 Fuck. 2728 02:42:42,500 --> 02:42:44,660 You put the cat's eye in the crown. 2729 02:42:44,800 --> 02:42:45,620 I don't have the crown. 2730 02:42:45,800 --> 02:42:46,100 I don't know. 2731 02:42:46,280 --> 02:42:47,720 I must have sold the crown. 2732 02:42:47,720 --> 02:42:48,720 Thank you very much. 2733 02:42:48,720 --> 02:42:48,720 Thank you. 2734 02:42:48,720 --> 02:42:48,720 Thank you. 2735 02:42:48,720 --> 02:42:55,980 Thank you very much Kazuma. 2736 02:42:55,980 --> 02:42:57,340 And the other person there. 2737 02:42:57,420 --> 02:42:57,980 What you talking? 2738 02:43:01,980 --> 02:43:03,140 Go on Francis. 2739 02:43:03,140 --> 02:43:07,000 Having tins with Don and Yard in a cabin in Dungarvan. 2740 02:43:07,500 --> 02:43:08,180 Tell him well. 2741 02:43:08,660 --> 02:43:09,000 Well. 2742 02:43:10,260 --> 02:43:12,700 Have you ever watched the Japanese Burger King ad? 2743 02:43:12,780 --> 02:43:13,780 Eat like snake. 2744 02:43:14,100 --> 02:43:18,920 There's a fella in the video that will give your snakey moves a run for your money. 2745 02:43:19,280 --> 02:43:21,280 I haven't seen it but it sounds like a winner. 2746 02:43:35,480 --> 02:43:35,980 Soda. 2747 02:43:35,980 --> 02:43:46,900 Eat like snake. 2748 02:43:46,900 --> 02:43:52,360 Eat like snake. 2749 02:43:52,360 --> 02:43:54,520 Yes it does. 2750 02:43:55,520 --> 02:43:57,320 Eat like snake. 2751 02:43:57,820 --> 02:43:58,200 Snake. 2752 02:43:58,480 --> 02:43:58,860 Snake. 2753 02:43:58,860 --> 02:44:00,020 Oh yeah. 2754 02:44:00,740 --> 02:44:02,620 Yes you do. 2755 02:44:03,820 --> 02:44:05,480 Unhand your jaw. 2756 02:44:05,480 --> 02:44:07,480 Oh 2757 02:44:23,840 --> 02:44:26,040 Burger King triple lover you like a snake 2758 02:44:33,860 --> 02:44:40,120 He's not that he's not that snake I thought there would have been snake pure snake unlimited 2759 02:44:54,900 --> 02:44:56,200 Hi 2760 02:44:56,200 --> 02:45:03,580 My name is Francis Higgins, and I'm a businessman. I like to work in offices, and I want to hire you I want to hire you 2761 02:45:04,340 --> 02:45:10,980 You've got what it takes. Do you have what it takes? I think you I think you do have what it takes if you want to join my crew 2762 02:45:12,080 --> 02:45:15,180 You can but you have to prove yourself in the main stage 2763 02:45:17,520 --> 02:45:21,360 What that means is you need to show that you've got the skills to pay the bills and 2764 02:45:22,820 --> 02:45:29,520 If you do and you do it properly and you and you implement yourself wisely you'll be you'll be getting paid enough money 2765 02:45:29,520 --> 02:45:31,520 And then you can pay your own bills 2766 02:45:31,520 --> 02:45:33,520 But until then you need to show that you've got what it takes 2767 02:45:34,320 --> 02:45:38,020 This is me Francis Higgins businessman signing out. Bye. Bye 2768 02:45:50,280 --> 02:45:51,540 craziest commercials. 2769 02:45:55,320 --> 02:45:56,480 Aye, I'm alright. 2770 02:46:00,800 --> 02:46:02,940 Now, let's buy some of this stuff. 2771 02:46:03,600 --> 02:46:06,600 Connor Clear is tipping away, man, like a madman. 2772 02:46:07,240 --> 02:46:10,860 Owen Jeans is in hospital after getting his appendix sucked out. 2773 02:46:11,240 --> 02:46:11,960 Can you say hello? 2774 02:46:12,620 --> 02:46:12,940 Owen. 2775 02:46:15,940 --> 02:46:17,020 Hope you're alright, man. 2776 02:46:18,320 --> 02:46:20,000 Shame to hear about the fucking appendix. 2777 02:46:20,440 --> 02:46:21,680 But listen, you don't need it. 2778 02:46:22,280 --> 02:46:24,160 Evolution has rendered it obsolete. 2779 02:46:25,260 --> 02:46:26,820 And boom time, Bohola? 2780 02:46:27,380 --> 02:46:28,580 Thank you very much, too. 2781 02:46:29,540 --> 02:46:32,220 But, Owen, you're in that hospital bed now, 2782 02:46:32,320 --> 02:46:34,520 fucking lying down watching Shite on TV. 2783 02:46:35,980 --> 02:46:37,020 Don't worry about it, man. 2784 02:46:37,080 --> 02:46:38,300 In a few days' time, you'll be out. 2785 02:46:38,400 --> 02:46:40,060 You'll be able to eat fucking McDonald's again. 2786 02:46:40,600 --> 02:46:41,220 It'll be grand. 2787 02:46:41,340 --> 02:46:42,360 But watch out for the stitches. 2788 02:46:42,540 --> 02:46:44,140 You're going to have to keep them in for a couple of weeks, 2789 02:46:44,400 --> 02:46:45,420 even a month. 2790 02:46:47,180 --> 02:46:49,940 Davey the Ravy, thank you very much for the two euros. 2791 02:46:49,940 --> 02:46:54,200 Oh, that's a kind little situation you've bestowed upon my face. 2792 02:46:55,480 --> 02:46:57,800 But, um, Connor Clear says, 2793 02:46:57,940 --> 02:46:59,540 Owen Jeans is in hospital with his appendix out. 2794 02:47:01,220 --> 02:47:03,260 Nowadays, it should be okay. 2795 02:47:03,400 --> 02:47:04,660 It's a very smooth operation. 2796 02:47:05,000 --> 02:47:06,700 They fucked mine up, Owen. 2797 02:47:07,080 --> 02:47:07,900 They really did. 2798 02:47:08,440 --> 02:47:09,800 And I have a massive scar now. 2799 02:47:10,640 --> 02:47:12,060 And I can still feel it. 2800 02:47:12,160 --> 02:47:13,140 I can still feel the scar. 2801 02:47:13,220 --> 02:47:13,780 It's, like, weird. 2802 02:47:14,680 --> 02:47:16,180 But other people only have, like, a fucking... 2803 02:47:16,780 --> 02:47:18,100 Like, a keyhole. 2804 02:47:18,340 --> 02:47:18,780 So... 2805 02:47:18,780 --> 02:47:21,540 Just be thankful they didn't... 2806 02:47:21,540 --> 02:47:23,140 They didn't wreck your... 2807 02:47:23,140 --> 02:47:24,000 Wreck your stomach. 2808 02:47:24,460 --> 02:47:26,180 But if they did... 2809 02:47:26,180 --> 02:47:27,520 I'm sorry about that. 2810 02:47:28,740 --> 02:47:29,980 What are you buying? 2811 02:47:38,940 --> 02:47:39,540 Tune up. 2812 02:47:39,860 --> 02:47:43,400 That rifle's rubbish, but I'd say it's going to come into its own soon enough. 2813 02:47:43,820 --> 02:47:44,580 Should I tune up? 2814 02:47:45,880 --> 02:47:48,620 Chat, should we tune up the fucking shotgun or the rifle? 2815 02:47:52,320 --> 02:47:53,560 What are you buying? 2816 02:47:53,740 --> 02:47:56,280 Should we tune up the shotgun or the rifle or the atta... 2817 02:47:56,280 --> 02:47:58,840 Well, should we buy the attache case? 2818 02:47:59,420 --> 02:48:01,480 I think we might buy the attache case. 2819 02:48:02,260 --> 02:48:03,180 That'll clean us out. 2820 02:48:03,180 --> 02:48:04,380 Is that all, stranger? 2821 02:48:08,820 --> 02:48:10,700 I'm going to get the attache case. 2822 02:48:11,420 --> 02:48:13,600 I'm going to save the game and get the attache case. 2823 02:48:15,460 --> 02:48:16,160 Do you reckon I... 2824 02:48:16,160 --> 02:48:18,300 Yeah, Jiggy McHugh says get the case, man. 2825 02:48:19,140 --> 02:48:20,780 Jimmy Jesus says yes. 2826 02:48:21,980 --> 02:48:23,280 I'm just going to do that, man. 2827 02:48:23,380 --> 02:48:26,420 It's not going to be any skin off my nose, you know. 2828 02:48:28,560 --> 02:48:29,940 No skin off my nose. 2829 02:48:31,380 --> 02:48:34,100 Although, when I woke up and this morning, I saw the red fucking... 2830 02:48:34,100 --> 02:48:35,060 The spat on the nose. 2831 02:48:35,120 --> 02:48:37,780 I was like, I wish there was a bit of skin off the nose, eh? 2832 02:48:45,040 --> 02:48:51,820 No. 2833 02:48:51,820 --> 02:48:51,860 No. 2834 02:48:53,600 --> 02:48:54,380 Get the case. 2835 02:48:54,480 --> 02:48:55,020 Yeah, dope. 2836 02:48:55,100 --> 02:48:55,900 Not going to get the case. 2837 02:48:55,960 --> 02:48:56,460 Don't worry, man. 2838 02:48:57,240 --> 02:48:58,320 What are you buying? 2839 02:48:59,220 --> 02:49:00,540 Is that all, stranger? 2840 02:49:03,240 --> 02:49:03,860 Hehehe. 2841 02:49:04,400 --> 02:49:05,140 Thank you. 2842 02:49:06,300 --> 02:49:07,620 Treasure map six grand. 2843 02:49:07,620 --> 02:49:07,940 Is that all? 2844 02:49:08,020 --> 02:49:08,200 Yeah. 2845 02:49:08,420 --> 02:49:08,740 Hehehe. 2846 02:49:09,180 --> 02:49:09,940 Thank you. 2847 02:49:11,740 --> 02:49:13,680 No more money's left to do anything cool. 2848 02:49:14,400 --> 02:49:15,520 So I might as well just... 2849 02:49:15,520 --> 02:49:17,160 Head the fuck out. 2850 02:49:17,920 --> 02:49:19,720 Head the fuck out of town fast. 2851 02:49:20,220 --> 02:49:21,460 You're not welcome round here. 2852 02:49:21,700 --> 02:49:22,760 Head out of town now. 2853 02:49:23,900 --> 02:49:26,080 See that sign that says the way out of town? 2854 02:49:26,480 --> 02:49:26,740 Yeah. 2855 02:49:27,080 --> 02:49:27,540 Take it. 2856 02:49:28,620 --> 02:49:29,580 Fucking read it first. 2857 02:49:29,660 --> 02:49:31,360 Make sure you don't get lost on the way out. 2858 02:49:31,360 --> 02:49:33,260 Because it'd be an awful shame if he came back. 2859 02:49:33,700 --> 02:49:34,780 The fuck out of town now. 2860 02:49:35,540 --> 02:49:36,440 Watch your house. 2861 02:49:37,020 --> 02:49:38,420 Watch your back uptown, okay? 2862 02:49:40,500 --> 02:49:41,320 Sell the rifle. 2863 02:49:42,280 --> 02:49:43,020 No, I don't know, man. 2864 02:49:43,040 --> 02:49:45,760 It's going to come into its sweet own soon enough. 2865 02:49:45,760 --> 02:49:48,320 I really have faith in it. 2866 02:49:54,540 --> 02:49:58,100 I really have absolute faith in this rifle. 2867 02:49:58,240 --> 02:49:59,140 It's going to come into its own. 2868 02:49:59,200 --> 02:49:59,620 Follow me. 2869 02:50:00,500 --> 02:50:01,820 Attach the red nine stock. 2870 02:50:01,900 --> 02:50:03,000 It's attached, man, no? 2871 02:50:14,540 --> 02:50:17,240 You're telling me that fucking thing wasn't attached the whole time. 2872 02:50:25,620 --> 02:50:26,700 Alan B4. 2873 02:50:26,840 --> 02:50:28,040 What version is this? 2874 02:50:30,480 --> 02:50:31,700 I could tell you, Alan. 2875 02:50:32,620 --> 02:50:35,060 But that information would blow your fucking mind. 2876 02:50:36,600 --> 02:50:36,900 Uh-oh. 2877 02:50:37,360 --> 02:50:38,040 Have you heard this? 2878 02:50:38,600 --> 02:50:39,280 Have you heard this? 2879 02:50:42,760 --> 02:50:43,760 Have you heard that? 2880 02:50:43,760 --> 02:50:45,520 Muddy Desi D. 2881 02:50:50,140 --> 02:50:52,000 Muddy STD. 2882 02:50:55,620 --> 02:50:58,360 Muddy Desi D. 2883 02:51:02,360 --> 02:51:03,860 Paul Cogelo. 2884 02:51:04,540 --> 02:51:06,180 Paul Kledo fucking novelist. 2885 02:51:09,260 --> 02:51:10,180 Cokehead. 2886 02:51:10,280 --> 02:51:11,040 Cokeheadlo. 2887 02:51:11,220 --> 02:51:11,880 Cokeheadlo. 2888 02:51:11,880 --> 02:51:12,800 Muddy Desi D. 2889 02:51:13,180 --> 02:51:14,480 Muddy Desi D. 2890 02:51:14,560 --> 02:51:16,000 Modern STD. 2891 02:51:16,820 --> 02:51:17,580 Cokeheadlo. 2892 02:51:17,720 --> 02:51:18,500 Cokeheadlo. 2893 02:51:18,660 --> 02:51:19,360 Cokeheadlo. 2894 02:51:19,360 --> 02:51:19,880 Cokeheadlo. 2895 02:51:19,880 --> 02:51:20,900 Cokeheadlo. 2896 02:51:21,900 --> 02:51:22,960 Muddy Desi D. 2897 02:51:23,660 --> 02:51:26,960 Muddy Desi D. 2898 02:51:26,960 --> 02:51:28,120 Muddy Desi D. 2899 02:51:28,120 --> 02:51:29,440 Muddy Desi D. 2900 02:51:29,440 --> 02:51:31,000 What the fuck is going on man? 2901 02:51:31,080 --> 02:51:31,760 Paul Coelho. 2902 02:51:31,840 --> 02:51:33,680 The Alchemist by Paul Coelho. 2903 02:51:34,340 --> 02:51:35,280 Cocaine hello. 2904 02:51:35,840 --> 02:51:36,780 Muddy Desi D. 2905 02:51:39,340 --> 02:51:40,340 Muddy Desi D. 2906 02:51:40,340 --> 02:51:40,900 Mungo Owen. 2907 02:51:41,260 --> 02:51:42,180 Thank you very much. 2908 02:51:42,180 --> 02:51:43,380 Get out of town. 2909 02:51:43,660 --> 02:51:45,420 From Mr. S. 2910 02:51:45,520 --> 02:51:46,100 Pellegrino. 2911 02:51:46,240 --> 02:51:46,920 Thank you very much. 2912 02:51:46,980 --> 02:51:48,020 I hope that's not a threat. 2913 02:51:48,440 --> 02:51:49,640 I ain't gonna leave this town. 2914 02:51:50,160 --> 02:51:51,140 Muddy Desi D. 2915 02:51:51,560 --> 02:51:52,640 Muddy Desi D. 2916 02:51:52,860 --> 02:51:54,100 Have you heard these guys though? 2917 02:51:54,640 --> 02:51:55,500 Muddy Desi D. 2918 02:51:56,300 --> 02:51:57,040 Cokeheadlo. 2919 02:51:57,140 --> 02:51:57,900 Cokeheadlo. 2920 02:51:58,120 --> 02:51:58,800 Cokeheadlo. 2921 02:51:58,900 --> 02:51:59,520 Cokeheadlo. 2922 02:52:00,120 --> 02:52:01,460 Muddy Desi D. 2923 02:52:01,460 --> 02:52:02,720 Muddy Desi D. 2924 02:52:02,720 --> 02:52:03,260 Mungo Owen. 2925 02:52:03,260 --> 02:52:04,640 Thank you very much. 2926 02:52:04,860 --> 02:52:06,740 Muddy Desi D. 2927 02:52:06,740 --> 02:52:08,760 Muddy Desi D. 2928 02:52:08,760 --> 02:52:10,020 Paul Headlo. 2929 02:52:10,100 --> 02:52:10,740 Paul Headlo. 2930 02:52:10,820 --> 02:52:11,320 Head the ball. 2931 02:52:11,440 --> 02:52:11,860 Colel. 2932 02:52:12,020 --> 02:52:12,480 Coelho. 2933 02:52:13,680 --> 02:52:14,380 Cokeheadlo. 2934 02:52:14,480 --> 02:52:15,060 Cokeheadlo. 2935 02:52:15,160 --> 02:52:15,840 Mungo Owen. 2936 02:52:16,820 --> 02:52:18,100 Cokeheadlo. 2937 02:52:18,260 --> 02:52:18,940 Cokeheadlo. 2938 02:52:19,060 --> 02:52:19,820 Cokeheadlo. 2939 02:52:20,820 --> 02:52:21,440 Mungo. 2940 02:52:21,440 --> 02:52:21,440 Mungo. 2941 02:52:21,440 --> 02:52:22,740 Mungo Owen. 2942 02:52:23,820 --> 02:52:24,860 Mungo Owen. 2943 02:52:25,060 --> 02:52:26,020 Thank you very much. 2944 02:52:26,100 --> 02:52:27,580 I can't believe Mungo Owen. 2945 02:52:27,680 --> 02:52:28,640 What the fuck is he at? 2946 02:52:28,640 --> 02:52:29,720 Muddy Desi D. 2947 02:52:29,720 --> 02:52:30,100 Muddy Desi D. 2948 02:52:30,100 --> 02:52:31,560 Muddy Desi D. 2949 02:52:31,560 --> 02:52:32,820 Muddy Desi D. 2950 02:52:32,820 --> 02:52:34,240 Mungo Owen. 2951 02:52:34,240 --> 02:52:36,400 How's it going? 2952 02:52:36,400 --> 02:52:36,900 Mungo Owen. 2953 02:52:36,900 --> 02:52:37,240 How's it going? 2954 02:52:37,240 --> 02:52:37,820 Mungo Owen. 2955 02:52:37,820 --> 02:52:38,240 How's it going? 2956 02:52:38,240 --> 02:52:38,240 Mungo Owen. 2957 02:52:38,240 --> 02:52:38,900 How's it going? 2958 02:52:38,900 --> 02:52:39,240 Mungo Owen. 2959 02:52:39,240 --> 02:52:39,740 How's it going? 2960 02:52:39,740 --> 02:52:40,400 Mungo Owen. 2961 02:52:40,400 --> 02:52:40,660 How's it going? 2962 02:52:40,660 --> 02:52:41,240 Mungo Owen. 2963 02:52:41,240 --> 02:52:58,620 Mungo Owen. 2964 02:52:58,620 --> 02:52:59,260 Mungo Owen. 2965 02:52:59,260 --> 02:53:00,600 How's it going? 2966 02:53:00,600 --> 02:53:02,060 Mungo Owen. 2967 02:53:02,060 --> 02:53:03,360 How's it going? 2968 02:53:03,360 --> 02:53:04,700 Mungo Owen. 2969 02:53:04,700 --> 02:53:05,980 How's it going? 2970 02:53:06,580 --> 02:53:06,880 Yo. 2971 02:53:07,220 --> 02:53:07,560 Yo. 2972 02:53:07,840 --> 02:53:08,700 This is Francis. 2973 02:53:08,900 --> 02:53:09,420 Yo boy. 2974 02:53:09,680 --> 02:53:10,760 Snakey little viper. 2975 02:53:10,920 --> 02:53:11,440 Snake. 2976 02:53:11,620 --> 02:53:12,320 Coming at you. 2977 02:53:12,720 --> 02:53:13,360 Like a little. 2978 02:53:13,700 --> 02:53:15,360 Shakey wakey wake and bake. 2979 02:53:16,240 --> 02:53:17,340 A recycle rhymes. 2980 02:53:17,880 --> 02:53:19,800 Like the fucking New York Times. 2981 02:53:20,540 --> 02:53:21,820 I'm going to be telling you. 2982 02:53:21,920 --> 02:53:23,280 Spitting left, right and center. 2983 02:53:23,680 --> 02:53:24,000 Come in. 2984 02:53:24,100 --> 02:53:26,400 Don't ever think about coming into my center. 2985 02:53:26,900 --> 02:53:27,840 And being cheeky. 2986 02:53:28,320 --> 02:53:31,100 Go back to your own bleeding center and be cheeky. 2987 02:53:31,200 --> 02:53:32,180 But don't be cheeky. 2988 02:53:32,180 --> 02:53:34,760 Don't be cheeky in my country. 2989 02:53:35,900 --> 02:53:37,120 Go back to your. 2990 02:53:39,020 --> 02:53:40,520 Own place of cheek. 2991 02:53:40,600 --> 02:53:41,900 And be cheeky there. 2992 02:53:44,380 --> 02:53:46,860 Don't be cheeky in my center. 2993 02:53:46,860 --> 02:53:50,260 I like to buy my goods here. 2994 02:53:50,260 --> 02:53:52,600 And I like to tell you what the story is. 2995 02:53:52,640 --> 02:53:53,520 Because I live here. 2996 02:53:55,280 --> 02:53:57,860 I was in the center just the other day. 2997 02:53:57,860 --> 02:53:59,060 What can I say? 2998 02:53:59,060 --> 02:54:01,800 I was trying to buy some bubble gum shit. 2999 02:54:01,800 --> 02:54:04,320 But I was held up by this queue. 3000 02:54:04,320 --> 02:54:05,060 It was lit. 3001 02:54:05,060 --> 02:54:06,640 I got to the till. 3002 02:54:06,640 --> 02:54:10,460 The man behind the counter was having a third encounter. 3003 02:54:11,460 --> 02:54:13,040 With the Dublin taxi driver. 3004 02:54:13,040 --> 02:54:13,720 The Dublin taxi driver. 3005 02:54:13,720 --> 02:54:17,620 The Dublin taxi driver had two Bluetooths in his ear. 3006 02:54:17,720 --> 02:54:20,980 I was trying to buy some of the other day. 3007 02:54:20,980 --> 02:54:21,980 I was trying to struggle. 3008 02:54:21,980 --> 02:54:22,980 I was trying to struggle and hear what he was kicking. 3009 02:54:22,980 --> 02:54:23,980 But the shit that he was slinging stank as shit. 3010 02:54:23,980 --> 02:54:25,900 It was a racist kind of thing. 3011 02:54:25,980 --> 02:54:26,780 Went like this. 3012 02:54:27,380 --> 02:54:28,500 Don't be cheeky. 3013 02:54:29,800 --> 02:54:31,160 Don't be cheeky. 3014 02:54:32,000 --> 02:54:33,480 Go back to the only place in the country. 3015 02:54:33,480 --> 02:54:34,140 I'll be cheeky. 3016 02:54:34,140 --> 02:54:35,000 Don't be cheeky. 3017 02:54:35,080 --> 02:54:35,740 I'm always cheeky. 3018 02:54:35,840 --> 02:54:36,220 Cheeky. 3019 02:54:36,240 --> 02:54:36,320 Cheeky. 3020 02:54:36,320 --> 02:54:36,640 Cheeky. 3021 02:54:37,720 --> 02:54:40,420 And thank you very much, Mungo Owen. 3022 02:54:40,920 --> 02:54:42,760 For your kind tip and tender touch. 3023 02:54:43,440 --> 02:54:44,160 Very nice. 3024 02:54:44,780 --> 02:54:45,540 Very nice. 3025 02:54:46,000 --> 02:54:46,800 Very nice. 3026 02:54:47,040 --> 02:54:48,300 It's very, very nice. 3027 02:54:49,400 --> 02:54:50,980 I'm living on the edge. 3028 02:54:52,260 --> 02:54:53,560 The edge of the bed. 3029 02:55:00,220 --> 02:55:02,800 Just another fresh, solid fucking batch. 3030 02:55:03,000 --> 02:55:04,220 Hot batch of rhymes. 3031 02:55:04,400 --> 02:55:05,200 Fresh out the oven. 3032 02:55:05,920 --> 02:55:07,980 From the bakery of Francis Higgins. 3033 02:55:08,120 --> 02:55:08,800 You know where these. 3034 02:55:08,920 --> 02:55:11,140 You know where we make these breads and cakes. 3035 02:55:11,800 --> 02:55:12,360 Don't you? 3036 02:55:12,660 --> 02:55:13,680 And if you want a taste. 3037 02:55:13,820 --> 02:55:15,500 You want a taste of my fucking cake. 3038 02:55:16,160 --> 02:55:18,460 Head down to the fucking stream labs. 3039 02:55:19,760 --> 02:55:21,280 And I'll cake it up for you. 3040 02:55:30,020 --> 02:55:31,040 Word to your mother. 3041 02:55:31,620 --> 02:55:32,980 Someone says there in the chat. 3042 02:55:32,980 --> 02:55:40,360 Thank you for your glory. 3043 02:55:40,360 --> 02:55:41,180 Coke Headlo. 3044 02:55:41,300 --> 02:55:42,300 Thank you very much. 3045 02:55:43,940 --> 02:55:44,940 Coke Headlo. 3046 02:55:46,380 --> 02:55:49,780 Now we're going to listen to a bit of Coke Headlo. 3047 02:55:49,940 --> 02:55:50,940 Mungo Owens. 3048 02:55:51,940 --> 02:55:54,140 The strains of Mungo Owens. 3049 02:55:54,140 --> 02:55:55,600 Coke Headlo. 3050 02:55:55,600 --> 02:55:55,920 Coke Headlo. 3051 02:55:55,920 --> 02:55:56,560 Coke Headlo. 3052 02:55:56,560 --> 02:55:57,460 Coke Headlo. 3053 02:55:57,460 --> 02:55:58,360 Coke Headlo. 3054 02:55:58,360 --> 02:55:58,520 Coke Headlo. 3055 02:55:58,520 --> 02:55:59,460 Coke Headlo. 3056 02:55:59,460 --> 02:55:59,800 Coke Headlo. 3057 02:55:59,800 --> 02:56:00,460 Coke Headlo. 3058 02:56:00,460 --> 02:56:00,580 Coke Headlo. 3059 02:56:00,580 --> 02:56:00,980 Coke Headlo. 3060 02:56:00,980 --> 02:56:01,760 Connor Clear. 3061 02:56:01,760 --> 02:56:02,460 Mungo Owens. 3062 02:56:02,460 --> 02:56:03,880 Mozy Desi D. 3063 02:56:03,880 --> 02:56:05,660 Thank you very much, Connor Clear. 3064 02:56:05,660 --> 02:56:10,120 Can you tell Owen James to come home from the hospital as the place has fallen apart? 3065 02:56:10,220 --> 02:56:11,640 Also, please tell him I love him. 3066 02:56:13,100 --> 02:56:13,980 There you go, Owen. 3067 02:56:14,800 --> 02:56:15,520 You're loved. 3068 02:56:17,380 --> 02:56:20,600 You can sell that fucking appendix that you lost in the black market. 3069 02:56:20,740 --> 02:56:22,460 There's lads in China who take that. 3070 02:56:23,700 --> 02:56:25,600 Uh-oh, look at the fucking coke headlows, man. 3071 02:56:26,780 --> 02:56:29,000 Pure Paul coke headlows there. 3072 02:56:30,440 --> 02:56:32,320 Load up the rifles to come shootin'. 3073 02:56:32,320 --> 02:56:33,940 I want the whole coke heads to see. 3074 02:56:35,160 --> 02:56:35,840 Look at this. 3075 02:56:38,400 --> 02:56:40,420 It's the emperor from fucking Starbucks. 3076 02:56:43,560 --> 02:56:45,540 The empire smokes hash. 3077 02:56:46,420 --> 02:56:47,500 Here we go. 3078 02:56:48,260 --> 02:56:48,560 Boom. 3079 02:56:49,060 --> 02:56:50,120 Boom time. 3080 02:56:52,580 --> 02:56:53,860 Boom time. 3081 02:56:57,260 --> 02:56:58,240 Exaggerated pay. 3082 02:56:59,680 --> 02:57:00,700 The boom time. 3083 02:57:12,320 --> 02:57:13,360 Don't be cheeky. 3084 02:57:14,000 --> 02:57:15,600 You are being cheeky. 3085 02:57:16,080 --> 02:57:18,680 God, I hope to fuck I can find that tape, man. 3086 02:57:20,500 --> 02:57:24,580 And I'll put a blur on the face and everything and we can watch it and laugh. 3087 02:57:32,180 --> 02:57:34,140 The Berlin ocelot, thank you very much. 3088 02:57:34,540 --> 02:57:35,940 The alchemist is pronounced... 3089 02:57:35,940 --> 02:57:37,520 Ka-well-you. 3090 02:57:37,780 --> 02:57:38,720 Paul Ka-well-you. 3091 02:57:39,720 --> 02:57:40,520 Thanks very much. 3092 02:57:42,800 --> 02:57:44,440 Thank you very much... 3093 02:57:45,900 --> 02:57:47,000 For that little tip. 3094 02:57:47,080 --> 02:57:47,880 That'll come in handy. 3095 02:57:49,880 --> 02:57:50,440 Tomorrow... 3096 02:57:50,440 --> 02:57:52,700 When I was... 3097 02:57:52,700 --> 02:57:55,340 When I'm due to have my first fucking alchemist. 3098 02:57:57,500 --> 02:57:58,420 Fucking alchemist. 3099 02:57:59,080 --> 02:58:00,180 With a lad up toe. 3100 02:58:00,620 --> 02:58:01,820 Mad about the alchemist. 3101 02:58:02,700 --> 02:58:04,700 I didn't want to be going to that and fucking... 3102 02:58:04,700 --> 02:58:06,080 Saying your man's name wrong. 3103 02:58:06,660 --> 02:58:07,280 Look at this. 3104 02:58:08,320 --> 02:58:10,180 Fucking wolf in sheep's clothing up here. 3105 02:58:14,300 --> 02:58:16,220 Come on ye fucking shower. 3106 02:58:17,160 --> 02:58:17,800 I've got... 3107 02:58:17,800 --> 02:58:18,480 I've got... 3108 02:58:18,480 --> 02:58:20,260 I've got plans for you. 3109 02:58:21,000 --> 02:58:22,600 I've got plans for you all. 3110 02:58:22,660 --> 02:58:23,760 Do you want to see my plans? 3111 02:58:26,760 --> 02:58:28,340 These guys stink. 3112 02:58:29,160 --> 02:58:31,760 These guys are a bunch of absolute stinkers. 3113 02:58:31,960 --> 02:58:33,400 They thought they could take me on. 3114 02:58:33,520 --> 02:58:34,660 But they're actually fucking useless. 3115 02:58:35,480 --> 02:58:36,300 They've got nothing. 3116 02:58:36,840 --> 02:58:37,740 Nothing about them. 3117 02:58:38,680 --> 02:58:39,940 They've nothing about themselves. 3118 02:58:40,160 --> 02:58:42,060 I've got a spinal in the bag now. 3119 02:58:42,140 --> 02:58:44,240 I can take that down to the bucket and sell it to me. 3120 02:58:44,940 --> 02:58:46,480 It's going to be no problem to me. 3121 02:58:53,800 --> 02:58:55,600 They smell of rotten milk. 3122 02:58:57,080 --> 02:58:59,820 They smell of fucking crushed up biscuits. 3123 02:58:59,820 --> 02:59:01,440 That have been left under a couch. 3124 02:59:01,600 --> 02:59:02,480 For two months. 3125 02:59:02,600 --> 02:59:04,840 And they amalgamated with some milk there as well. 3126 02:59:05,440 --> 02:59:06,260 And now they just... 3127 02:59:06,260 --> 02:59:07,920 It's just like smelly biscuits. 3128 02:59:08,140 --> 02:59:09,660 And there's dog hair down there as well. 3129 02:59:10,180 --> 02:59:10,800 And you need to... 3130 02:59:10,800 --> 02:59:12,000 You're hoovering up the dog hair. 3131 02:59:12,080 --> 02:59:13,740 And you don't notice that you've had to fucking... 3132 02:59:13,740 --> 02:59:15,640 Go and get a cloth then to wipe up the biscuit. 3133 02:59:16,420 --> 02:59:20,020 And it stinks of rotten milk and bits of cheese as well, man. 3134 02:59:20,440 --> 02:59:22,680 And there's barrels full of fucking herbs. 3135 02:59:23,240 --> 02:59:24,480 You're tipping them out of the barrel. 3136 02:59:24,580 --> 02:59:26,280 And you're trying to get rid of the smell on the carpet. 3137 02:59:26,380 --> 02:59:27,700 But you need to shake and bake. 3138 02:59:28,180 --> 02:59:30,020 But you don't know where the hoover is because you're whacked. 3139 02:59:30,080 --> 02:59:32,040 Because you started waking and baking recently. 3140 02:59:32,360 --> 02:59:34,640 Because you heard it was cool on a gangster film. 3141 02:59:35,100 --> 02:59:36,840 Now your life is in tatters. 3142 02:59:37,640 --> 02:59:38,780 This dog... 3143 02:59:38,780 --> 02:59:41,180 This dog sick under the couch, man. 3144 02:59:42,140 --> 02:59:43,440 Or dog hair, sorry. 3145 02:59:44,620 --> 02:59:47,980 There's got to be a mechanism somewhere to pull this thing up. 3146 02:59:51,420 --> 02:59:52,380 Shaken vac. 3147 02:59:52,840 --> 02:59:54,580 You should have done a shaken vac. 3148 02:59:55,000 --> 02:59:56,300 Then put the freshness back. 3149 02:59:56,920 --> 02:59:57,820 But you couldn't. 3150 02:59:58,940 --> 03:00:00,680 Because you were vac'd out of it, man. 3151 03:00:01,120 --> 03:00:02,940 You were vaccinated at birth. 3152 03:00:03,120 --> 03:00:04,580 Without any fucking knowledge. 3153 03:00:05,200 --> 03:00:07,200 You were vaccinated by the powers that be. 3154 03:00:07,880 --> 03:00:10,280 And then G to the OD came along, man. 3155 03:00:10,320 --> 03:00:13,760 And enlightened you like the fucking great emancipator of knowledge. 3156 03:00:14,860 --> 03:00:15,540 You watched G- 3157 03:00:15,540 --> 03:00:15,540 You watched G- 3158 03:00:15,540 --> 03:00:16,120 You watched G- 3159 03:00:16,120 --> 03:00:16,380 You watched G- 3160 03:00:16,380 --> 03:00:17,100 G-D's vids. 3161 03:00:17,100 --> 03:00:19,500 And you got spooked about Vax. 3162 03:00:19,500 --> 03:00:23,800 You turned into one of the anti-vaxxers then. 3163 03:00:24,180 --> 03:00:28,380 You started taking your children out of mainstream schools and homeschooling them. 3164 03:00:28,920 --> 03:00:32,860 But you realised after two weeks of homeschooling that you couldn't be fucked. 3165 03:00:33,460 --> 03:00:40,140 And that if anything, school was a great way to get the kids out of the fucking way so you could do their work and make money and make a living. 3166 03:00:40,720 --> 03:00:43,140 Now you have to homeschool your kids and they're annoying. 3167 03:00:43,820 --> 03:00:46,740 And you just need six hours of fucking away from them. 3168 03:00:47,340 --> 03:00:49,880 You can't homeschool them because you can't even teach them. 3169 03:00:50,060 --> 03:00:50,740 You can't- 3170 03:00:50,740 --> 03:00:51,900 You're learning yourself. 3171 03:00:52,540 --> 03:00:53,980 You're 30 fucking five. 3172 03:00:54,080 --> 03:00:54,800 You're still learning. 3173 03:00:55,360 --> 03:00:57,180 How do you expect to teach anyone anything? 3174 03:00:59,400 --> 03:01:06,840 We get her to just follow us and we're going. 3175 03:01:13,840 --> 03:01:14,820 Come on, Ash. 3176 03:01:15,340 --> 03:01:16,280 Come on, Ash. 3177 03:01:17,980 --> 03:01:18,740 Good girl. 3178 03:01:19,160 --> 03:01:19,680 Stay there. 3179 03:01:21,420 --> 03:01:23,540 Leon's got a bit of biz to take care of. 3180 03:01:24,360 --> 03:01:28,500 The lads from Limp Bizkit are up on this next echelon in the castle. 3181 03:01:29,360 --> 03:01:37,120 Fred Dersht, Wes Borland, DJ Lethal, the other one, and all the fucking hangers on as well. 3182 03:01:37,200 --> 03:01:37,880 They're all up there. 3183 03:01:38,120 --> 03:01:39,920 And I want to tell you something, Fred Dersht. 3184 03:01:39,980 --> 03:01:42,920 You're listening to me so you can say whether I'm right or I'm wrong. 3185 03:01:43,020 --> 03:01:46,120 It was never your intention to wind up the biscuit as soon as it did. 3186 03:01:46,520 --> 03:01:55,160 What you wanted was a situation where new metal would prevail for the next two or three decades as the primary genre of rock. 3187 03:01:55,600 --> 03:02:01,440 Unfortunately, you were displaced by the herd of the undead, the emo babies. 3188 03:02:04,300 --> 03:02:09,000 Fucking makeup wearing black clad. 3189 03:02:09,100 --> 03:02:09,780 Look at this guy. 3190 03:02:10,000 --> 03:02:10,960 He's an emo here. 3191 03:02:12,340 --> 03:02:13,000 We're at Central... 3192 03:02:13,000 --> 03:02:17,700 We must have landed at Central Bank in fucking Dublin because we were getting emo'd out of it, man. 3193 03:02:17,760 --> 03:02:19,140 By Slashy and the boys. 3194 03:02:19,940 --> 03:02:22,020 Slashy and the blowjobs are after you, man. 3195 03:02:22,420 --> 03:02:22,780 Fuck! 3196 03:02:25,000 --> 03:02:26,100 I'm still alive! 3197 03:02:26,420 --> 03:02:29,240 I'm still alive and I can sing and I can dance. 3198 03:02:30,080 --> 03:02:31,540 I can do anything I want. 3199 03:02:34,700 --> 03:02:35,740 Don't be greasy. 3200 03:02:40,160 --> 03:02:40,960 Do you know what? 3201 03:02:41,000 --> 03:02:44,120 I followed that cunt home from Central when I seen him. 3202 03:02:45,280 --> 03:02:47,600 And I went back and followed him and he was buying... 3203 03:02:47,600 --> 03:02:48,740 He bought fucking sausages. 3204 03:02:49,220 --> 03:02:51,260 And he went back and he was eating the fucking breakfast. 3205 03:02:51,460 --> 03:02:53,820 And I was filming him on the camera in 2007. 3206 03:02:54,580 --> 03:02:55,940 And, uh... 3207 03:02:55,940 --> 03:02:57,240 He was eating a fry-up. 3208 03:02:57,800 --> 03:02:59,380 With two Bluetooths in his ear. 3209 03:03:00,180 --> 03:03:00,960 And, uh... 3210 03:03:00,960 --> 03:03:04,340 He was upset at the fucking... 3211 03:03:04,340 --> 03:03:07,260 He was upset with the foreign lad behind the till for being cheeky. 3212 03:03:07,380 --> 03:03:08,420 And then, get this. 3213 03:03:08,660 --> 03:03:10,320 He was eating the fucking sausage. 3214 03:03:11,280 --> 03:03:12,700 And he was pointing at it. 3215 03:03:12,820 --> 03:03:13,540 And he was going... 3216 03:03:13,540 --> 03:03:14,180 He was going... 3217 03:03:15,300 --> 03:03:16,380 Don't be greasy. 3218 03:03:17,500 --> 03:03:18,560 Don't be greasy. 3219 03:03:19,320 --> 03:03:22,500 Go back to your own fucking frying pan and be greasy there. 3220 03:03:22,580 --> 03:03:23,440 But don't be greasy. 3221 03:03:23,940 --> 03:03:25,080 Don't be greasy here. 3222 03:03:26,780 --> 03:03:28,200 So, he wasn't just racist. 3223 03:03:28,480 --> 03:03:29,640 He was actually fucking... 3224 03:03:29,640 --> 03:03:30,280 He was very... 3225 03:03:30,280 --> 03:03:31,000 He was sausages. 3226 03:03:31,880 --> 03:03:33,640 He was bangarist. 3227 03:03:35,000 --> 03:03:35,840 Steve Jennings. 3228 03:03:36,140 --> 03:03:37,080 Thank you very much. 3229 03:03:37,380 --> 03:03:39,300 And I want to tell you something, Steve. 3230 03:03:39,880 --> 03:03:40,960 You're a fucking legend. 3231 03:03:41,680 --> 03:03:42,840 And thank you very much for that. 3232 03:03:47,760 --> 03:03:48,480 Steve Jennings. 3233 03:03:48,580 --> 03:03:50,420 Well, I late the extreme brulee. 3234 03:03:50,580 --> 03:03:52,640 But apologies if it's been said. 3235 03:03:52,980 --> 03:03:54,440 But are you all set for Shenmue E3? 3236 03:03:54,760 --> 03:03:55,240 I am. 3237 03:03:56,180 --> 03:03:57,180 In that I am... 3238 03:03:57,180 --> 03:03:57,800 I am-ent. 3239 03:03:59,100 --> 03:04:14,100 Thank you very much Boston Scientific any plans play a gig in Galway anytime soon no but you'll hear it here first you hear it here first outburst pal keep it late make sure the joints are flaming now. 3240 03:04:14,100 --> 03:04:42,100 No. Garud thank you very much. Do I have any I do I fucking do here we go here we go reload oh. Liam Duffy's brown noise thank you very much I found an American radio show. 3241 03:04:42,100 --> 03:05:10,100 Oh she's been stolen she's been stolen she's been stolen Ashley stay still Ashley stay still stay still don't worry Ash. Fuck run like fuck Ash come on run like fuck. Stay there. 3242 03:05:10,100 --> 03:05:28,100 Oh. Did you hear him he's fucked. Hootie and the Blowfish are gonna be playing a fucking seductive secret gig next week in Unshaw in Dublin. 3243 03:05:28,100 --> 03:05:46,100 Everyone's gonna be there musing and going on social media going this is fucking class. Retweet what I've just said will you and I'll be going no. I'd rather shoot this fucking barrel man full of flames. It's gonna burn the costigan. Whatever his name is. 3244 03:05:46,100 --> 03:06:06,100 Those lads up there man. They deserve everything they get and nothing of what they want. You fucking deserve everything you get and nothing of what you want. I'm gonna start throwing that that's a great little one actually. Poor Leon man got his fucking head clammed in by the door frame. 3245 03:06:06,100 --> 03:06:22,100 I found an American radio show. I found an American radio show and they talk about baby cow. If you YouTube Jim Norton baby cow you'll get it. Look in the comments section. I highlight the time they talk about baby cow. Says Liam Duffy. Let's check this out man. Let's fucking check this out man. 3246 03:06:22,100 --> 03:06:48,100 You if you YouTube Jim Norton baby cow. Baby cow. Baby cow happens at 1 hour 24 minutes. 3247 03:06:48,100 --> 03:07:03,580 Okay, okay. All right. We'll be back. 3248 03:07:03,580 --> 03:07:07,100 What did they say? Wait a second. I want to hear what they said. 3249 03:07:07,100 --> 03:07:14,220 You certainly did. Our handsome Rob is over here looking. He's been in the race for a week. 3250 03:07:14,520 --> 03:07:18,920 How am I going with this is the clear-cut frontrunner? This is the guy. It's not happening. 3251 03:07:19,360 --> 03:07:23,300 Not in Rob's house. Nope. No, Rob. They're very worried about him. Public enemy number one. 3252 03:07:23,460 --> 03:07:28,100 Honestly, right now? Sure. And then just play it and then we'll go to break. 3253 03:07:28,520 --> 03:07:30,620 Yeah. All right. Hang on. You got to give me a second then. 3254 03:07:30,720 --> 03:07:34,600 Huh? All right. We should play. Oh, good. I think people will like it. All right. Hang on. 3255 03:07:34,900 --> 03:07:36,040 Break or out of break? 3256 03:07:36,920 --> 03:07:41,020 What do you want to do? Both. Both? Yeah. All right. Hang on. You got to give me a second then. 3257 03:07:41,200 --> 03:07:43,900 Yeah. All right. We got a little tune. I think people will like it. 3258 03:07:43,940 --> 03:07:47,500 A little tune we're going to play to break. You know, we also have a couple of remixes that we should play. 3259 03:07:47,660 --> 03:07:50,860 Oh, good. Yes. Yeah. A couple of- I mean, how much of this am I playing? 3260 03:07:51,720 --> 03:07:56,640 How long is it? 10 hours and 17 seconds. Oh my gosh. What the hell are you doing, Jim? 3261 03:07:57,680 --> 03:08:02,000 Jim, what are you doing? How much do you want to bet that Jim watched the entire thing? 3262 03:08:03,200 --> 03:08:13,940 Sorry, I just fucking seen Mama Duck's comments. It says, I saw the Spidey Man at Duffy's Circus and there was a dub there pointing at him saying, 3263 03:08:14,180 --> 03:08:18,460 Don't be freaky. Don't be freaky. 3264 03:08:23,460 --> 03:08:26,960 Spine tap. No, I know. I think we could break it up over a couple of shows. 3265 03:08:28,960 --> 03:08:36,500 Take one hour of each show and for 10 shows? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. Come on. Let's just play a very little bit, Travis. 3266 03:08:36,640 --> 03:08:40,500 Yeah, play like 40 seconds. Okay. Like right now? Sure. And then on there, just play. 3267 03:08:42,380 --> 03:08:51,320 I gotta tell you, I like it. I love it. Where is this from? Don't know. I was on some YouTube loop and I was watching a video. There's a video of a cow. 3268 03:08:51,820 --> 03:09:12,820 Like it's calf. The loop is not organic. No, it's terrible. This cow is not even animated. The cow has a calf and he's staring at the camera or she's staring at the cameraman trying to get the camera guys. It's a really weird moment where a cow is almost asking a human being to help retrieve her calf. 3269 03:09:13,820 --> 03:09:42,420 It's always on a weird cow YouTube loop. That's what one would be. I don't know how it happens. You ever jizz on a cow? In a cow. Well, that's great. I hope this doesn't get stuck in anyone's head. What, you mean baby cow? Yep. Uh-oh. Baby cow going mad in the field. It is going mad in the field. To be somebody's meal. Yeah, I'm locked in. Certainly for the rest of the day. 3270 03:09:42,420 --> 03:10:12,240 We're only a minute into the 10 hour version. Do you think you'll hear this in your head again? Oh my God. You think so? At least it'll replace the other stuff that's been in my head. Which is what? James Dolan's band? You can go ahead and, uh, has it get you to a church? Oh my God. You can go ahead and get to it. Has it got to? We can't start that loop at the moment. You can go ahead and tweet out the, uh, 10 hour version of baby cow, Travis, if you don't mind. Yeah, I'm sorry right now. Let the folks know. You can follow us at Jim and Sam show. It's a good video. And after the show today, 3271 03:10:12,240 --> 03:10:22,000 You can spend the rest of your day quite literally until you go to bed listening to this song in a loop for 10 hours. And we'll just total now at least 50. Who knows? 3272 03:10:22,000 --> 03:10:23,420 There are fuck that. 3273 03:10:32,420 --> 03:10:41,040 Now we're back at the Paul Coelho's. How well. How well. Yeah. Muddy Desi D. Wait. 3274 03:10:41,040 --> 03:11:02,940 *Pewds singing* 3275 03:11:02,940 --> 03:11:05,940 *Pewds singing* 3276 03:11:05,940 --> 03:11:07,940 Travis! 3277 03:11:07,940 --> 03:11:09,940 *Pewds singing* 3278 03:11:09,940 --> 03:11:30,840 Okay Travis, okay Travis you play this. We go to break. Let's go to break. Combine with the fucking rifle. You can't just reload, they won't let you reload inside the inventory box. Or inventory if someone keeps on correcting me. 3279 03:11:30,840 --> 03:11:32,840 *Pewds singing* 3280 03:11:32,840 --> 03:11:34,840 *Pewds singing* 3281 03:11:34,840 --> 03:11:36,840 *Pewds singing* 3282 03:11:36,840 --> 03:11:38,840 *Pewds singing* 3283 03:11:38,840 --> 03:11:40,840 *Pewds singing* 3284 03:11:40,840 --> 03:11:42,840 *Pewds singing* 3285 03:11:42,840 --> 03:11:44,840 *Pewds singing* 3286 03:11:44,840 --> 03:11:46,840 *Pewds singing* 3287 03:11:46,840 --> 03:11:47,840 *Pewds singing* 3288 03:11:47,840 --> 03:11:53,840 Don't be freaky. Go back to your own bleeding circus and be freaky. 3289 03:11:53,840 --> 03:12:07,580 Did he ever really end up being somebody's meal? I fucking hope not but he probably was the way he was going. 3290 03:12:07,580 --> 03:12:13,720 They have yellow tags on the ears. Does that mean they're for meat? Any farmers in the house? 3291 03:12:13,720 --> 03:12:43,700 Can you tell us this? Tell us no more. If a cow has yellow tags, does that mean meat or for fucking milking or for rearing or what? Ashley Graham too. Wait. Means they're going in the post. It's like a stamp, is it? Conor Clear, thank you very much. Thank you very much. Can we get you on the job? 3292 03:12:43,700 --> 03:13:09,440 Joe Rogan podcast? I don't know. We need to get Joe Rogan on the stream, man. Because I'll increase his listeners by tenfold. Every week. Ten million people tune in to Francis Higgins live streams every fucking day, man. And that's not a lie. And it would only be good for him. 3293 03:13:10,380 --> 03:13:13,380 He could come on and talk shite about fucking... 3294 03:13:15,380 --> 03:13:20,100 Research chemicals and DMT and stuff like that. 3295 03:13:21,380 --> 03:13:27,100 Doing a week of weights and then a week of fucking... A day of fucking wake and bake. 3296 03:13:28,200 --> 03:13:29,860 And then a week of fucking Jordan B. 3297 03:13:30,200 --> 03:13:36,200 Then himself and Jordan B. Peterson will space dock each other for two hours each Tuesday. 3298 03:13:37,700 --> 03:13:40,920 Whilst recording what they say to each other on a dictaphone. 3299 03:13:42,200 --> 03:13:44,200 And then transcribing it... 3300 03:13:45,200 --> 03:13:48,100 Into a new bestseller that'll be out at the end of the fucking week. 3301 03:13:49,200 --> 03:13:51,200 In Eason's. 3302 03:13:57,200 --> 03:14:04,700 be cheeky son don't be cheeky Jordan be cheeky where is she where is she where is she where are 3303 03:14:04,700 --> 03:14:20,360 you where are you where are you Ash? Fucking Paul Coke head look at this where is he taking her? 3304 03:14:20,360 --> 03:14:50,060 where are you taking her? Bower me. Fucking coke head. Wait. Bower me. Do you know what when we were back at the gaff and I was looking at him with the sausage telling him not to be greasy. He had a fucking 3305 03:14:50,060 --> 03:15:13,060 didn't he buy a few rashers when he was in the shop as well and he was there pointing at the rashers on the plate going don't be streaky don't be streaky go back to your own bleeding plate and be streaky there but don't be streaky here can't do the accent can't do the fucking accent 3306 03:15:19,760 --> 03:15:45,960 and he was trying to eat that fucking streaky bacon and his greasy sausage that he bought off the cheeky cashier so the cashier was cheeky the sausage was greasy the rashers was streaky then didn't a feckin mouse run across the floor and he got up and got a hold of the mouse by the tail dangled it in front of his head and said 3307 03:15:45,960 --> 03:15:57,760 don't be squeaky don't be squeaky go back to your own bleeding house and be squeaky there but don't be squeaky yeah can't do the accent 3308 03:15:57,760 --> 03:16:11,240 and um at that time at that moment I had actually made my way into the fucking gaff itself and introduced myself to the cheeky man 3309 03:16:11,240 --> 03:16:27,180 and I started playing metal gear solid the original on the psp the playstation portable which had come out in 2006 but it only started coming into its own around 2007 when I'd seen the man 3310 03:16:27,180 --> 03:16:43,600 um who'd been cheeky to it and he was a greasy sausage and he'd had a streaky rasher and he met the squeaky mouse and I was playing the fucking mgs on psp and he was looking over my shoulder and he was looking at me and going around the fucking rooms and stuff and he was going to me 3311 03:16:43,600 --> 03:16:55,280 don't be sneaky don't be sneaky go back to your own fucking nuclear disposal facility and be sneaky there but don't be sneaky yeah 3312 03:16:55,280 --> 03:17:17,040 fucking wait cork head laws after him did you hear about cork head laws coming from you 3313 03:17:17,040 --> 03:17:27,240 and he fucking after that after being after getting cheeked out by the cheeky cashier the cashier was 3314 03:17:27,240 --> 03:17:34,500 cheeky the sausage greasy the ratio was streaky the mouse was squeaky salad snake was sneaky he went 3315 03:17:34,500 --> 03:17:41,400 up to fucking bed for an afternoon nap and as he was climbing the the wooden hill you started to hear 3316 03:17:41,400 --> 03:17:48,780 and he just gets down and looks at the fucking step and starts going don't be creaky 3317 03:17:48,780 --> 03:17:56,880 stop being creaky go back to your own bleeding staircase and be creaky but don't be creaky 3318 03:17:56,880 --> 03:18:08,440 thanks very much boston scientific for the two euro cheeky beak come down to monroes or the rushing dove 3319 03:18:08,440 --> 03:18:20,240 saturday night boston coolers heading out in the town scoping all right yeah can't read all the 3320 03:18:20,240 --> 03:18:27,500 messages out but i mean thank you very much now we need to kill these fucking cork heads up here 3321 03:18:27,500 --> 03:18:33,900 resident cork head welcome back to the resident cork head podcast 3322 03:18:33,900 --> 03:18:43,120 with these lads who have been up all night on the chair they've been up all night on the charlie 3323 03:18:43,120 --> 03:18:47,360 shop these guys and they're hungry they want to kill people 3324 03:18:47,360 --> 03:18:49,900 oh for fuck's sake 3325 03:18:49,900 --> 03:19:12,260 i don't know how i'm going to do this i don't know how we'll get back to the girl she's so far away 3326 03:19:12,260 --> 03:19:21,160 ashley is so far away we've got these guys george b peterson 12 rules for death 3327 03:19:21,160 --> 03:19:37,400 fucking hell but anyway after um 3328 03:19:37,400 --> 03:19:44,320 after the cheeky after he got cheek the chee the cashier was cheeky the sausage was greasy 3329 03:19:44,320 --> 03:19:52,460 the street the rasher was streaky the mouse was squeaky solid snake was sneaky and his fucking step 3330 03:19:52,460 --> 03:19:58,840 was creaky he got to the the bathroom before he went for his nap 3331 03:19:58,840 --> 03:20:06,540 and uh he had a whistle but after he stopped he tried shaking but it kept on fucking whistling 3332 03:20:06,540 --> 03:20:12,820 and he had he pointed down to his knob and started talking to his own knob and he was going 3333 03:20:12,820 --> 03:20:19,620 don't be leaky don't be leaky go back to your own bleeding 3334 03:20:19,620 --> 03:20:24,200 body and be leaky there but don't be leaky here 3335 03:20:24,200 --> 03:20:33,440 go ahead low go ahead low go ahead low go ahead low go ahead low go ahead low 3336 03:20:33,440 --> 03:20:44,200 why were you still recording in whistling uh i nobody was telling me not to at that stage 3337 03:20:44,200 --> 03:20:59,620 why are they nearly crying these guys i didn't say that look at this good night follow me god bless 3338 03:20:59,620 --> 03:21:06,200 see you later don't fucking wake the bellboy when you're leaving the earth say good night to the bad 3339 03:21:06,200 --> 03:21:18,700 guys craft beer on tap stop crying thanks very much boston scientific and ronan gerard 3340 03:21:18,700 --> 03:21:32,360 it means death is life does it fuck he's serious that's fucking scary isn't it look at that lovely 3341 03:21:32,360 --> 03:21:40,800 what is it a pagoda or is it a temple or is that a pagoda is that a pagoda there wait watch this now 3342 03:21:40,800 --> 03:21:46,380 pagoda is gonna go fucking bye bye man someone's gonna lob a grenade at the pagoda man 3343 03:21:46,380 --> 03:21:57,260 he robbed my grill cream and said don't be sleaky maybe we can hide ashley in this room down by the cannon 3344 03:21:57,260 --> 03:22:06,700 i a room i like to call the cannon room i'm gonna put her in here and tell her to hide down behind this 3345 03:22:06,700 --> 03:22:13,200 tell her not to be cheeky down there ashley don't be cheeky down there man you're wrecking my buzz 3346 03:22:13,200 --> 03:22:24,140 you got the velvet blue will you take the incendiary grenade you think i might yeah i might 3347 03:22:24,140 --> 03:22:28,260 who's asking who's asking who's asking who's asking 3348 03:22:28,260 --> 03:22:41,160 nile dabara sam where are you serge g hello how are you serge max darwin the old guard 3349 03:22:41,160 --> 03:22:54,680 okay now we get out the fucking big guns big cat diary bbc2 sundays right let's have a little look 3350 03:22:54,680 --> 03:22:58,600 here let's reload this piece let's reload this piece 3351 03:22:58,600 --> 03:23:06,680 i'd say we fucking bring ashley with us she's only gonna get stolen down there 3352 03:23:06,680 --> 03:23:13,740 and i can see andy's saying that as well take ashley with you but make sure to take the boom boom men out 3353 03:23:13,740 --> 03:23:20,120 first yeah i fucking will this will be simplest oh fuck 3354 03:23:20,120 --> 03:23:28,940 not so simple there not so simple andy i should have followed what you said man i i modified what 3355 03:23:28,940 --> 03:23:36,000 what you asked me to do in fairness i modified what you asked me to do andy thank you thank you andy for your help 3356 03:23:36,000 --> 03:23:43,000 Wait. 3357 03:23:49,060 --> 03:23:49,460 Sandwich. 3358 03:23:49,840 --> 03:23:51,740 What's with all the young lads mad about coke? 3359 03:23:51,820 --> 03:23:53,960 There's mortal life and schnort and shite that makes you a rowdy prick. 3360 03:23:54,360 --> 03:23:56,400 I know, yeah, but you can't fucking tell anyone that. 3361 03:23:57,260 --> 03:23:58,160 It's daft business. 3362 03:23:59,100 --> 03:24:00,660 Absolute daft fucking madness. 3363 03:24:01,540 --> 03:24:04,400 What happened to fucking nice pints down the pub? 3364 03:24:04,600 --> 03:24:05,320 It's gone. 3365 03:24:05,820 --> 03:24:09,000 It's gone in favor of fucking shocking ear-splitting music 3366 03:24:09,000 --> 03:24:11,020 played a deafening ear-splitting volumes 3367 03:24:11,020 --> 03:24:14,460 while you fucking try to make head nor tail 3368 03:24:14,460 --> 03:24:20,500 of an absolute fucking peer pressure melting pot cooker of bullshit 3369 03:24:20,500 --> 03:24:27,440 and just overtly sexualized tunes, decor and fashion. 3370 03:24:28,060 --> 03:24:32,880 A pure feast of the fucking pleasure-seeking senses. 3371 03:24:33,640 --> 03:24:36,960 A rowdy trapped-up fucking house trap house. 3372 03:24:37,680 --> 03:24:41,420 Fueled by the fucking dust of the devil. 3373 03:24:42,280 --> 03:24:50,920 I can only fucking condone such ludicrous, lewd and lascivious behavior and ask that it be castigated to the fucking annals of time. 3374 03:24:50,920 --> 03:24:55,820 But as we can see, the story is thus. It's getting worse and it's only getting worse. 3375 03:24:55,820 --> 03:24:59,560 Protect yourself, protect your wife, your kids and your fucking family. 3376 03:24:59,560 --> 03:25:06,040 And hold yourselves up if you can inside a fucking cannon turret like this. 3377 03:25:08,200 --> 03:25:09,160 I'm gonna leave the girl here. 3378 03:25:09,160 --> 03:25:11,900 I'm gonna smash the barrels. 3379 03:25:13,100 --> 03:25:15,780 Take the velvet blue, the incendiary grenade. 3380 03:25:17,340 --> 03:25:19,440 Smash one more and fucking move on. 3381 03:25:20,220 --> 03:25:21,480 Not much you can do here. 3382 03:25:21,560 --> 03:25:22,720 It'd be great to be able to fire this. 3383 03:25:23,180 --> 03:25:24,240 Hmm, looks like it still works. 3384 03:25:24,660 --> 03:25:26,540 There's a mechanism somewhere to pull this thing up. 3385 03:25:26,780 --> 03:25:27,280 Right. 3386 03:25:28,820 --> 03:25:29,340 Follow me. 3387 03:25:43,560 --> 03:25:44,060 Fuck. 3388 03:25:44,500 --> 03:25:46,700 Okay, okay, okay, what do I do here? 3389 03:25:47,180 --> 03:25:49,740 I'm just gonna reload that. 3390 03:25:50,160 --> 03:25:50,880 Reload that. 3391 03:25:58,220 --> 03:25:58,980 Devil dust. 3392 03:25:59,880 --> 03:26:00,980 You're on the dust, devil. 3393 03:26:02,300 --> 03:26:02,660 Wait. 3394 03:26:02,820 --> 03:26:03,760 I know what I'm gonna do. 3395 03:26:04,380 --> 03:26:07,280 It's gonna be, it's called rifle-off, rifle-officey. 3396 03:26:07,920 --> 03:26:09,000 This is my philosophy. 3397 03:26:10,240 --> 03:26:11,660 Watch where I'm, watch where I'm at. 3398 03:26:11,800 --> 03:26:13,580 Don't copy it though, because I've got my own skills. 3399 03:26:13,580 --> 03:26:19,200 I've got my own fucking skills, man. 3400 03:26:19,380 --> 03:26:19,900 See you later. 3401 03:26:22,640 --> 03:26:24,200 See you later, alligator. 3402 03:26:25,500 --> 03:26:26,960 In a wild crocodile. 3403 03:26:28,040 --> 03:26:29,360 There's some guy up there, I'd say. 3404 03:26:30,620 --> 03:26:35,580 But I also know, I have it on good faith that there's a lad inside here who wants to talk to my bullet. 3405 03:26:37,840 --> 03:26:38,240 Haha! 3406 03:26:38,560 --> 03:26:39,700 He's got a fucking sh- 3407 03:26:39,700 --> 03:26:40,480 Ah! 3408 03:26:41,340 --> 03:26:43,540 I wanted to hit him while he was looking at us there. 3409 03:26:43,740 --> 03:26:46,660 It's a shame that he did walk away. 3410 03:26:47,780 --> 03:26:48,780 One in the chest. 3411 03:26:49,700 --> 03:26:50,640 Another one in the- 3412 03:26:50,640 --> 03:26:51,240 Oh. 3413 03:26:54,680 --> 03:26:55,620 That's him dealt with. 3414 03:26:56,140 --> 03:26:56,480 Now. 3415 03:26:56,740 --> 03:26:57,160 Follow me. 3416 03:26:57,280 --> 03:26:58,480 What's next on the agenda? 3417 03:26:59,680 --> 03:27:00,100 Wait. 3418 03:27:00,460 --> 03:27:01,000 Follow me. 3419 03:27:05,140 --> 03:27:08,300 Stay in here, you now. 3420 03:27:08,300 --> 03:27:10,980 Stay in here, you now. 3421 03:27:16,980 --> 03:27:17,160 Oh. 3422 03:27:19,160 --> 03:27:19,560 Quickly! 3423 03:27:19,560 --> 03:27:35,720 Take your streaky rashers, greasy sausage, creaky steps, sleaky bril cream, squeaky mice, and your cheeky cheek and never you mind. 3424 03:27:37,020 --> 03:27:37,680 Patrick Conner. 3425 03:27:37,840 --> 03:27:38,100 Thank you. 3426 03:27:38,960 --> 03:27:41,360 That divine bit of poetry. 3427 03:27:42,440 --> 03:27:43,420 Poetic justice. 3428 03:27:44,200 --> 03:27:45,560 Poetic license, even. 3429 03:27:45,560 --> 03:27:52,380 I do believe I have the poetic license to take this clown's head clean off with a fucking big caliber round. 3430 03:27:52,820 --> 03:27:57,300 So big in fact, the reticle didn't even have to meet his fucking cabbage. 3431 03:27:58,280 --> 03:28:02,360 The spree of the load was such that it took his face off to new heights. 3432 03:28:02,860 --> 03:28:04,720 And by heights, I mean death. 3433 03:28:06,240 --> 03:28:06,680 Death. 3434 03:28:07,080 --> 03:28:08,980 Death becomes us all, eventually. 3435 03:28:10,000 --> 03:28:16,180 Whether or not you succumb to the evils within while you're on the mortal coil is your own fucking tuppence hapenny. 3436 03:28:16,900 --> 03:28:20,180 But while I'm in town, you'll dance to my tune. 3437 03:28:20,900 --> 03:28:21,420 Dance. 3438 03:28:22,100 --> 03:28:22,620 Dance. 3439 03:28:22,620 --> 03:28:24,160 Dance for tomorrow, who knows. 3440 03:28:26,280 --> 03:28:29,260 Now, let's crank up this thing to the gigawatts. 3441 03:28:29,520 --> 03:28:31,120 Critics ready with your pot shots. 3442 03:28:31,680 --> 03:28:32,580 The plot thickens. 3443 03:28:33,240 --> 03:28:35,620 Put on your mittens for these sub-zero conditions. 3444 03:28:36,140 --> 03:28:37,400 Remember I'm just spitting. 3445 03:28:37,900 --> 03:28:39,400 Remember I'm just spitting. 3446 03:28:40,300 --> 03:28:42,140 We'll leave this girl in here. 3447 03:28:42,800 --> 03:28:44,700 We'll take out the treasure from the box. 3448 03:28:45,480 --> 03:28:46,320 And again. 3449 03:28:48,940 --> 03:28:50,180 And then... 3450 03:28:50,180 --> 03:28:51,700 Something out of this. 3451 03:28:53,260 --> 03:28:53,700 Nothing. 3452 03:28:54,280 --> 03:28:54,800 Useless. 3453 03:28:55,320 --> 03:28:57,020 A waste of good time. 3454 03:28:57,700 --> 03:28:58,280 Or is it? 3455 03:28:58,620 --> 03:29:01,000 We can fucking put that together with this yellow. 3456 03:29:01,580 --> 03:29:02,360 And take that. 3457 03:29:03,900 --> 03:29:04,720 Let's party. 3458 03:29:05,260 --> 03:29:05,860 Let's party. 3459 03:29:06,460 --> 03:29:08,000 We've increased our fucking health. 3460 03:29:12,180 --> 03:29:12,900 Follow me. 3461 03:29:13,480 --> 03:29:13,720 Wait. 3462 03:29:13,720 --> 03:29:14,100 Stay there. 3463 03:29:14,180 --> 03:29:14,540 Stay there. 3464 03:29:14,640 --> 03:29:15,360 I think it's... 3465 03:29:15,360 --> 03:29:16,240 I think it's over there. 3466 03:29:18,160 --> 03:29:20,840 I think our barrel of laughs is over there. 3467 03:29:23,080 --> 03:29:24,580 But I can't be too sure. 3468 03:29:27,460 --> 03:29:28,800 I can't be too sure. 3469 03:29:30,760 --> 03:29:33,060 But Connor Clear is one thing I'm sure about. 3470 03:29:33,380 --> 03:29:35,540 Connor Clear is well and truly in the clear. 3471 03:29:36,500 --> 03:29:37,060 Follow me. 3472 03:29:38,260 --> 03:29:39,460 I hope you're well Connor. 3473 03:29:40,740 --> 03:29:43,220 I say I have an awful dose of scum bum. 3474 03:29:44,080 --> 03:29:45,240 You poor fucking sausage. 3475 03:29:45,460 --> 03:29:46,320 I hope you're alright man. 3476 03:29:47,140 --> 03:29:49,680 It's not a nice thing to have I'd say by the sounds of things. 3477 03:29:49,820 --> 03:29:51,260 But we got a gold bangle anyway. 3478 03:29:51,360 --> 03:29:52,040 That's the main thing. 3479 03:29:53,420 --> 03:29:55,880 We got a gold bangle uptown yesterday. 3480 03:29:56,120 --> 03:29:59,640 It was stupendous in its construction. 3481 03:30:01,740 --> 03:30:05,400 We went to the car boot in Castle Bar last Tuesday week. 3482 03:30:06,760 --> 03:30:09,460 I bought a solid gold bangle. 3483 03:30:09,460 --> 03:30:12,140 It was exquisite. 3484 03:30:15,720 --> 03:30:16,380 Niamh. 3485 03:30:17,300 --> 03:30:18,960 Thank you very much Niamh. 3486 03:30:27,860 --> 03:30:28,400 Yeah. 3487 03:30:28,400 --> 03:30:28,400 Yeah. 3488 03:30:28,400 --> 03:30:28,820 Yeah. 3489 03:30:28,820 --> 03:30:28,900 Yeah. 3490 03:30:28,900 --> 03:30:28,900 Yeah. 3491 03:30:28,900 --> 03:30:29,400 Yeah. 3492 03:30:29,400 --> 03:30:29,900 Yeah. 3493 03:30:29,900 --> 03:30:29,900 Alright. 3494 03:30:29,900 --> 03:30:30,400 Alright. 3495 03:30:30,400 --> 03:30:30,900 Alright. 3496 03:30:30,900 --> 03:30:31,900 You're right. 3497 03:30:31,900 --> 03:30:32,400 It's feeling. 3498 03:30:32,400 --> 03:30:33,400 It's feeling good. 3499 03:30:33,400 --> 03:30:34,900 It's feeling right inside. 3500 03:30:34,900 --> 03:30:35,400 Yeah. 3501 03:30:35,400 --> 03:30:36,400 You know what? 3502 03:30:36,400 --> 03:30:37,400 I'm keeping it alive. 3503 03:30:37,400 --> 03:30:38,400 We keep it alive. 3504 03:30:38,400 --> 03:30:39,600 We keep it alive. 3505 03:30:39,600 --> 03:30:40,980 You know the way we do. 3506 03:30:40,980 --> 03:30:42,520 You know the way we do. 3507 03:30:42,520 --> 03:30:44,100 I'm talking to you and you. 3508 03:30:44,100 --> 03:30:46,640 I want to say thank you to Niamh. 3509 03:30:46,640 --> 03:30:47,140 Yo. 3510 03:30:47,140 --> 03:30:49,480 Be glad your name ain't Steve. 3511 03:30:49,480 --> 03:30:52,860 Because that wouldn't be good to be called Steve. 3512 03:30:52,860 --> 03:30:54,340 If you were a girl. 3513 03:30:54,340 --> 03:30:56,960 Because you probably better be called me. 3514 03:30:56,960 --> 03:30:58,460 You know what I'm saying? 3515 03:30:58,460 --> 03:30:59,840 I spit in rhymes. 3516 03:30:59,840 --> 03:31:02,600 These beats I'm just laying time to time. 3517 03:31:02,600 --> 03:31:04,720 They're about to blow your mind. 3518 03:31:04,720 --> 03:31:05,800 Listen to me. 3519 03:31:05,800 --> 03:31:06,760 Yo. 3520 03:31:06,760 --> 03:31:09,800 All this stuff comes straight from the top of my dome. 3521 03:31:09,800 --> 03:31:11,800 I don't drink no foam. 3522 03:31:11,800 --> 03:31:14,180 Because that's gonna mess with you. 3523 03:31:14,180 --> 03:31:18,260 And you're gonna end up wanting to be alone. 3524 03:31:18,260 --> 03:31:19,260 Real shit. 3525 03:31:19,260 --> 03:31:20,260 Real fire. 3526 03:31:20,260 --> 03:31:21,260 Yo. 3527 03:31:21,260 --> 03:31:22,260 Steve Jennings. 3528 03:31:22,260 --> 03:31:23,260 Yo. 3529 03:31:23,260 --> 03:31:24,260 Steve. 3530 03:31:24,260 --> 03:31:26,260 I bet you're glad your name ain't Neve. 3531 03:31:26,260 --> 03:31:29,040 Cause that wouldn't be good to be called Neve. 3532 03:31:29,040 --> 03:31:31,180 When you should be called Steve. 3533 03:31:31,180 --> 03:31:32,180 You know what I'm saying? 3534 03:31:32,180 --> 03:31:33,180 Keep it real. 3535 03:31:33,180 --> 03:31:36,840 Could you please give a shout out with all my love to Steve. 3536 03:31:36,840 --> 03:31:38,840 Who just got home. 3537 03:31:38,840 --> 03:31:41,120 For a long day down the chicken factory. 3538 03:31:41,120 --> 03:31:44,800 Keep up the fantastic streams. 3539 03:31:44,800 --> 03:31:45,800 Francis. 3540 03:31:45,800 --> 03:31:47,800 Hey Neve. 3541 03:31:47,800 --> 03:31:50,560 Wants to give a shout out to fucking Steve. 3542 03:31:50,560 --> 03:31:51,680 Can you believe this? 3543 03:31:51,680 --> 03:31:52,680 It's amazing. 3544 03:31:52,680 --> 03:31:54,680 It really is Steve. 3545 03:31:54,680 --> 03:31:56,600 Thank you so much Steve. 3546 03:31:56,600 --> 03:31:57,600 Yo. 3547 03:31:57,600 --> 03:31:58,600 You got a good girl there. 3548 03:31:58,600 --> 03:31:59,600 Her name is Neve. 3549 03:31:59,600 --> 03:32:02,600 Forget what I said about Steve. 3550 03:32:02,600 --> 03:32:05,340 It's pretty insane that you are called Steve. 3551 03:32:05,340 --> 03:32:06,880 And she is called Neve. 3552 03:32:06,880 --> 03:32:07,880 And together you breathe. 3553 03:32:07,880 --> 03:32:10,880 Why don't you swap your names around. 3554 03:32:10,880 --> 03:32:12,840 And you become Neve. 3555 03:32:12,840 --> 03:32:14,840 And she becomes Steve. 3556 03:32:14,840 --> 03:32:23,160 That was fresh out the fucking oven. 3557 03:32:23,800 --> 03:32:24,140 Just there. 3558 03:32:24,220 --> 03:32:25,720 If you want a slice of that. 3559 03:32:26,940 --> 03:32:28,000 I'm afraid you missed it. 3560 03:32:28,120 --> 03:32:28,840 You need to get your. 3561 03:32:29,020 --> 03:32:30,320 You need to have the wallet out. 3562 03:32:30,560 --> 03:32:31,680 And they're ready at the time. 3563 03:32:31,960 --> 03:32:32,220 Do you know. 3564 03:32:32,360 --> 03:32:33,280 These things don't. 3565 03:32:33,640 --> 03:32:34,940 I bake a batch a day. 3566 03:32:35,640 --> 03:32:35,980 Look it. 3567 03:32:36,380 --> 03:32:38,760 I have a batch in the fucking oven for whoever wants it. 3568 03:32:38,760 --> 03:32:40,040 It's like cuisine de France. 3569 03:32:40,720 --> 03:32:41,940 I freeze the things. 3570 03:32:41,940 --> 03:32:43,160 And then I heat them up. 3571 03:32:43,160 --> 03:32:44,140 And people say it's great. 3572 03:32:44,700 --> 03:32:46,260 They don't know that it was made. 3573 03:32:46,600 --> 03:32:47,360 A month ago. 3574 03:32:50,840 --> 03:32:51,700 That'll be all. 3575 03:32:54,880 --> 03:32:56,060 Thanks very much Neve. 3576 03:33:03,340 --> 03:33:05,200 Cuisine de Steve is after you. 3577 03:33:05,600 --> 03:33:06,340 Steve Jennings. 3578 03:33:06,420 --> 03:33:07,020 How are you man? 3579 03:33:07,160 --> 03:33:10,860 And I hope you don't mind me fucking blowing the lid on your new venture. 3580 03:33:11,520 --> 03:33:12,800 Cuisine de Steve. 3581 03:33:13,300 --> 03:33:15,600 Which is going to be baked goods daily. 3582 03:33:15,760 --> 03:33:17,240 Fresh in your local shop. 3583 03:33:18,080 --> 03:33:20,640 Just look out for the cuisine de Steve brand. 3584 03:33:21,360 --> 03:33:22,160 And colors. 3585 03:33:22,880 --> 03:33:23,280 This guy. 3586 03:33:23,540 --> 03:33:23,840 What a. 3587 03:33:24,000 --> 03:33:25,300 What an absolute clown. 3588 03:33:25,980 --> 03:33:27,600 And it's so dangerous what he's doing. 3589 03:33:31,520 --> 03:33:32,300 He's got me. 3590 03:33:35,300 --> 03:33:36,300 Fucking got me. 3591 03:33:39,240 --> 03:33:40,900 Sorry about the language there. 3592 03:33:41,640 --> 03:33:47,560 That particular moment in time elicited a very volatile reaction. 3593 03:33:49,520 --> 03:33:50,640 If you do know me. 3594 03:33:50,800 --> 03:33:52,420 You know I'm nothing if not volatile. 3595 03:33:54,280 --> 03:33:54,620 I mean. 3596 03:33:54,760 --> 03:33:55,540 I'm not volatile. 3597 03:33:55,840 --> 03:33:55,860 I mean. 3598 03:33:55,920 --> 03:33:56,300 I'm not. 3599 03:33:56,380 --> 03:33:57,160 I am not volatile. 3600 03:33:57,700 --> 03:34:01,300 I don't understand when people say I'm nothing if not. 3601 03:34:01,720 --> 03:34:02,080 Alright. 3602 03:34:02,220 --> 03:34:03,100 So it means they are. 3603 03:34:03,480 --> 03:34:04,860 So I was saying that I was volatile. 3604 03:34:05,400 --> 03:34:05,680 Listen. 3605 03:34:05,860 --> 03:34:07,240 I meant to say I'm not volatile. 3606 03:34:07,240 --> 03:34:07,440 I mean. 3607 03:34:07,440 --> 03:34:07,440 I meant to say I'm not volatile. 3608 03:34:07,440 --> 03:34:08,440 I meant to say I'm not volatile. 3609 03:34:08,440 --> 03:34:09,440 I meant to say I'm not volatile. 3610 03:34:09,440 --> 03:34:10,440 I meant to say I'm not volatile. 3611 03:34:10,440 --> 03:34:11,440 I meant to say I'm not volatile. 3612 03:34:11,440 --> 03:34:12,440 I meant to say I'm not volatile. 3613 03:34:12,440 --> 03:34:13,440 I meant to say I'm volatile. 3614 03:34:13,440 --> 03:34:14,440 I meant to say I'm volatile. 3615 03:34:14,440 --> 03:34:14,940 Crank. 3616 03:34:16,940 --> 03:34:17,940 Jason Steatham. 3617 03:34:18,760 --> 03:34:19,660 Look at her there. 3618 03:34:19,740 --> 03:34:20,140 Just wait. 3619 03:34:20,140 --> 03:34:20,560 Follow me. 3620 03:34:21,340 --> 03:34:21,680 Wait. 3621 03:34:22,880 --> 03:34:24,600 She's a long way away from home. 3622 03:34:30,900 --> 03:34:31,440 Oh yeah. 3623 03:34:31,480 --> 03:34:32,280 Now we fire the. 3624 03:34:32,480 --> 03:34:33,300 We fire this. 3625 03:34:33,300 --> 03:34:41,360 Resident Stephen. 3626 03:34:51,980 --> 03:34:52,500 Hmm. 3627 03:34:53,460 --> 03:34:54,340 Will I make it? 3628 03:34:54,640 --> 03:34:55,120 I have no. 3629 03:34:58,800 --> 03:34:59,760 No Kubis. 3630 03:34:59,760 --> 03:35:08,160 Follow me. 3631 03:35:16,160 --> 03:35:16,560 Yes. 3632 03:35:16,980 --> 03:35:17,560 The bucko. 3633 03:35:17,720 --> 03:35:18,840 The madman himself. 3634 03:35:18,980 --> 03:35:19,740 The ghost god. 3635 03:35:19,880 --> 03:35:20,380 Jordan B. 3636 03:35:20,440 --> 03:35:20,720 Peterson. 3637 03:35:20,720 --> 03:35:20,940 Welcome. 3638 03:35:23,040 --> 03:35:25,780 Got some rare things on sale. 3639 03:35:25,880 --> 03:35:29,740 I'm only interested in if you've got any spray paints for my wounds. 3640 03:35:29,740 --> 03:35:30,740 Yeah. 3641 03:35:30,740 --> 03:35:31,740 I'll take that. 3642 03:35:31,740 --> 03:35:32,740 Is that old? 3643 03:35:32,740 --> 03:35:34,740 I'll take that. 3644 03:35:34,740 --> 03:35:35,740 I'll take that. 3645 03:35:35,740 --> 03:35:37,740 A can of Jackie Brosnan for the boys. 3646 03:35:37,740 --> 03:35:38,740 He he he. 3647 03:35:38,740 --> 03:35:42,740 And a lock of fucking Tattles for the girl. 3648 03:35:42,740 --> 03:35:45,740 Imagine you could just buy a packet of crisps off him. 3649 03:35:45,740 --> 03:35:50,740 And give them to the girl and that would keep her content for the rest of the scene. 3650 03:35:50,740 --> 03:35:54,740 Or a packet of Keel's flavored ghosties. 3651 03:35:54,740 --> 03:35:57,740 Resident Steamboat 4. 3652 03:35:57,740 --> 03:35:59,740 Leon, where's your current location? 3653 03:35:59,740 --> 03:36:03,740 We decided to lay low in a castle, but it looks like it was a bad move. 3654 03:36:03,740 --> 03:36:04,740 Meaning? 3655 03:36:04,740 --> 03:36:08,740 Well, it appears that this castle's also connected with the Los Illuminados. 3656 03:36:09,740 --> 03:36:13,740 They must not get many visitors here, 'cause they're giving me one hell of a welcome. 3657 03:36:13,740 --> 03:36:14,740 Sounds bad. 3658 03:36:15,740 --> 03:36:16,740 I have an idea, Leon. 3659 03:36:16,740 --> 03:36:17,740 I need you to... 3660 03:36:17,740 --> 03:36:18,740 What? 3661 03:36:18,740 --> 03:36:19,740 Repeat, Hunnigan. 3662 03:36:20,740 --> 03:36:21,740 Craig. 3663 03:36:21,740 --> 03:36:22,740 Just my luck. 3664 03:36:24,740 --> 03:36:25,740 Great stuff. 3665 03:36:27,740 --> 03:36:28,740 Great stuff. 3666 03:36:28,740 --> 03:36:30,740 Now, maybe you could've... 3667 03:36:30,740 --> 03:36:31,740 If we were selling that... 3668 03:36:31,740 --> 03:36:36,740 That guy could've been selling a packet of buffalo flavored toenails. 3669 03:36:38,740 --> 03:36:41,740 There's a platinum sword mounted on the gold plate. 3670 03:36:41,740 --> 03:36:43,740 Would you take the platinum sword? 3671 03:36:43,740 --> 03:36:44,740 Yes. 3672 03:36:44,740 --> 03:36:45,740 You got the platinum sword. 3673 03:36:45,740 --> 03:36:46,740 Well done. 3674 03:36:47,740 --> 03:36:48,740 Right. 3675 03:36:50,740 --> 03:36:51,740 And? 3676 03:36:53,740 --> 03:36:55,740 Take the shotgun shells, will ya? 3677 03:36:55,740 --> 03:36:56,740 I will. 3678 03:36:56,740 --> 03:36:57,740 Nothing else to do. 3679 03:36:58,740 --> 03:36:59,740 I've... 3680 03:36:59,740 --> 03:37:00,740 I've nothing else to be doing. 3681 03:37:00,740 --> 03:37:02,740 Other than taking stuff. 3682 03:37:04,740 --> 03:37:05,740 Like, why did they bother asking ya? 3683 03:37:05,740 --> 03:37:06,740 Look at her. 3684 03:37:07,740 --> 03:37:08,740 Miserable. 3685 03:37:09,740 --> 03:37:09,740 Wait. 3686 03:37:09,740 --> 03:37:10,740 Misery, misery. 3687 03:37:10,740 --> 03:37:11,740 Look at that Frank McCourt there, look. 3688 03:37:12,740 --> 03:37:13,740 There's fuckin'... 3689 03:37:14,740 --> 03:37:15,740 There's Frank. 3690 03:37:15,740 --> 03:37:16,740 Follow me. 3691 03:37:17,740 --> 03:37:18,740 There's Frank there, look. 3692 03:37:19,740 --> 03:37:21,740 Miserable, misery, misery, misery. 3693 03:37:21,740 --> 03:37:22,740 All the flippin' way. 3694 03:37:25,740 --> 03:37:26,740 Miserable childhood. 3695 03:37:26,740 --> 03:37:27,740 Miserable lanes. 3696 03:37:28,740 --> 03:37:29,740 And then... 3697 03:37:29,740 --> 03:37:30,740 Who's this? 3698 03:37:30,740 --> 03:37:31,740 It's fuckin' Angela, man. 3699 03:37:32,740 --> 03:37:34,740 The angel of the lanes. 3700 03:37:36,740 --> 03:37:37,740 The angel of the lanes. 3701 03:37:39,740 --> 03:37:41,740 The angel of the lanes. 3702 03:37:44,740 --> 03:37:45,740 Misery, misery, misery, Frank. 3703 03:37:45,740 --> 03:37:47,740 All the flippin' way. 3704 03:37:48,740 --> 03:37:49,740 Because Frank... 3705 03:37:50,740 --> 03:37:51,740 Jesus Christ in heaven. 3706 03:37:53,740 --> 03:37:54,740 Mata'lo! 3707 03:37:54,740 --> 03:37:55,740 Oh. 3708 03:37:56,740 --> 03:37:58,740 Ya es hora de asmantaro. 3709 03:37:58,740 --> 03:37:59,740 Tan mas me asmustalo. 3710 03:38:00,740 --> 03:38:01,740 Es mas mi asmustabo. 3711 03:38:02,740 --> 03:38:04,740 Es mas mas mula pasparo. 3712 03:38:05,740 --> 03:38:10,740 Don't be cheeky, cheeky, cheeky, cheeky, cheeky. 3713 03:38:10,740 --> 03:38:13,740 If I find that, it's gonna be a glorious day. 3714 03:38:14,740 --> 03:38:15,740 I'm gonna have to fuckin' travel far... 3715 03:38:16,740 --> 03:38:17,740 Go all the way home. 3716 03:38:18,740 --> 03:38:20,740 When I could've fuckin' been looking for it this last week when I was there. 3717 03:38:21,740 --> 03:38:22,740 And then... 3718 03:38:22,740 --> 03:38:25,740 Find this tape and go through a load of mini DV cassettes. 3719 03:38:26,740 --> 03:38:28,740 Find the don't be cheeky dancers. 3720 03:38:29,740 --> 03:38:29,740 Oh my god. 3721 03:38:32,740 --> 03:38:33,740 These guys are being pure cheeky now. 3722 03:38:35,740 --> 03:38:35,740 Where is she? 3723 03:38:35,740 --> 03:38:36,740 Where's she gone? 3724 03:38:36,740 --> 03:38:36,740 Where's the girl gone? 3725 03:38:36,740 --> 03:38:37,740 Where's the girl? 3726 03:38:37,740 --> 03:38:38,740 Where's the girl? 3727 03:38:38,740 --> 03:38:39,740 Where's the girl gone? 3728 03:38:40,740 --> 03:38:41,740 Ashley! 3729 03:38:42,740 --> 03:38:45,740 Oh, she's been fuckin' abducted by bad men. 3730 03:38:45,740 --> 03:38:46,740 Fuck! 3731 03:38:48,740 --> 03:38:49,740 Oh! 3732 03:38:49,740 --> 03:38:50,740 Dad! 3733 03:38:51,740 --> 03:38:52,740 Help! 3734 03:38:56,740 --> 03:38:57,740 Got fuckin' maced. 3735 03:38:57,740 --> 03:38:58,740 Someone maced me. 3736 03:38:59,740 --> 03:39:00,740 And then... 3737 03:39:01,740 --> 03:39:02,740 Swiped the girl. 3738 03:39:05,740 --> 03:39:07,740 But it's gonna be an absolute blast. 3739 03:39:08,740 --> 03:39:09,740 If we can get a hold of that tape, 3740 03:39:10,740 --> 03:39:11,740 I can imagine... 3741 03:39:12,740 --> 03:39:14,740 I mean, it's rose-tinted specks at the moment. 3742 03:39:14,740 --> 03:39:16,740 I'm nostalgically looking at it thinking it's amazing, 3743 03:39:16,740 --> 03:39:17,740 but it could actually be rubbish. 3744 03:39:18,740 --> 03:39:18,740 But I mean... 3745 03:39:20,740 --> 03:39:21,740 You know, what was it? Broadband? 3746 03:39:22,740 --> 03:39:23,740 I didn't even have broadband back then, 3747 03:39:23,740 --> 03:39:24,740 and it was like... 3748 03:39:25,740 --> 03:39:26,740 The internet wasn't even a big... 3749 03:39:26,740 --> 03:39:28,740 YouTube wasn't even a big thing, like, you know? 3750 03:39:29,740 --> 03:39:30,740 So we hadn't... 3751 03:39:32,740 --> 03:39:36,740 We hadn't had, like, the decade that we've had of just... 3752 03:39:38,740 --> 03:39:39,740 Seeing anything and everything... 3753 03:39:39,740 --> 03:39:40,740 Seeing anything and everything... 3754 03:39:40,740 --> 03:39:41,740 At any given moment. 3755 03:39:41,740 --> 03:39:44,740 And just having our fuckin' dopamine sensors hit... 3756 03:39:45,740 --> 03:39:46,740 Daily on our fuckin' phones by... 3757 03:39:47,740 --> 03:39:48,740 Shite on YouTube. 3758 03:39:49,740 --> 03:39:49,740 So maybe... 3759 03:39:50,740 --> 03:39:51,740 It wasn't as good, but we will see. 3760 03:39:51,740 --> 03:39:52,740 And if we do, if it is amazing, 3761 03:39:53,740 --> 03:39:54,740 We'll make a remix out of it as well. 3762 03:39:55,740 --> 03:39:56,740 The "Don't Be Cheeky" remix. 3763 03:39:57,740 --> 03:39:58,740 And fuckin'... 3764 03:39:59,740 --> 03:40:02,740 The "Don't Be Cheeky Man" will try and find who "Don't Be Cheeky Man" is. 3765 03:40:03,740 --> 03:40:05,740 It's gonna be an absolute blast. 3766 03:40:06,740 --> 03:40:07,740 Where are these goons? 3767 03:40:08,740 --> 03:40:09,740 Look at this fuckin' Mace brother. 3768 03:40:10,740 --> 03:40:14,740 Fuckin' Puff Daddy featuring Mace! 3769 03:40:15,740 --> 03:40:16,740 Fuckin' hell! 3770 03:40:17,740 --> 03:40:18,740 You can't shoot him... 3771 03:40:18,740 --> 03:40:22,740 You can't shoot her in the head, so you have to fuckin'... 3772 03:40:23,740 --> 03:40:25,740 Jackie Brosnan some of this into her. 3773 03:40:26,740 --> 03:40:27,740 I'm gonna Jackie Brosnan him with this. 3774 03:40:28,740 --> 03:40:29,740 Fuckin' Pistel. 3775 03:40:30,740 --> 03:40:31,740 Jimmy Pistel. 3776 03:40:32,740 --> 03:40:33,740 Yeah. 3777 03:40:33,740 --> 03:40:34,740 Get away from me. 3778 03:40:35,740 --> 03:40:36,740 You shouldn't have fuckin' come round... 3779 03:40:36,740 --> 03:40:38,740 Don't come round my house unannounced! 3780 03:40:39,740 --> 03:40:40,740 You're not invited! 3781 03:40:41,740 --> 03:40:42,740 You're not wanted! 3782 03:40:43,740 --> 03:40:44,740 Fuckin' Die! 3783 03:40:44,740 --> 03:40:48,740 Please Die! 3784 03:40:49,740 --> 03:40:52,740 That's what it takes! 3785 03:40:53,740 --> 03:40:55,740 If you wanna be the best, you need to be the best like that. 3786 03:40:56,740 --> 03:40:57,740 The best don't mess. 3787 03:40:58,740 --> 03:40:59,740 Don't mess with the best, 'cause the best don't mess. 3788 03:41:00,740 --> 03:41:01,740 Asbestos. 3789 03:41:02,740 --> 03:41:03,740 Apart from asbestos. 3790 03:41:06,740 --> 03:41:09,740 I think someone said in the chat, "Did you actually record it?" 3791 03:41:10,740 --> 03:41:13,740 I'm recording of a man telling a foreign lad in Sentra... 3792 03:41:14,740 --> 03:41:15,740 That... 3793 03:41:15,740 --> 03:41:16,740 He shouldn't be cheeky here. 3794 03:41:16,740 --> 03:41:19,740 He should go back to his own country and be cheeky there. 3795 03:41:19,740 --> 03:41:20,740 But don't be cheeky! 3796 03:41:21,740 --> 03:41:22,740 In... in Ireland. 3797 03:41:23,740 --> 03:41:25,740 It's a real fuckin' shit show of a scene. 3798 03:41:26,740 --> 03:41:27,740 And it's hilarious. 3799 03:41:28,740 --> 03:41:31,740 Uh, not... not nice of the laddin on the receiving end, of course. 3800 03:41:32,740 --> 03:41:34,740 But as an anthropological study into... 3801 03:41:35,740 --> 03:41:38,740 The inner machinations of your average Joe... 3802 03:41:39,740 --> 03:41:40,740 On the street. 3803 03:41:40,740 --> 03:41:41,740 And the thinkings of which... 3804 03:41:42,740 --> 03:41:44,740 Which lurk behind those eyes. 3805 03:41:45,740 --> 03:41:46,740 Then, uh... you've got something on your hands. 3806 03:41:47,740 --> 03:41:49,740 And also, it's a prime time target for... 3807 03:41:50,740 --> 03:41:51,740 Ultimate remix behaviour. 3808 03:41:52,740 --> 03:41:53,740 It's like fuckin'... 3809 03:41:54,740 --> 03:41:56,480 time with P Flynn, 3810 03:41:56,960 --> 03:41:58,480 Pacox MEP on decks, 3811 03:41:59,020 --> 03:41:59,880 Gabe Byrne, 3812 03:42:00,600 --> 03:42:02,260 fucking speaking through a 3813 03:42:02,260 --> 03:42:03,960 megaphone, 3814 03:42:05,360 --> 03:42:06,720 directing the lads in the 3815 03:42:06,720 --> 03:42:08,540 studio which direction to take the sound 3816 03:42:08,540 --> 03:42:09,080 and the noise. 3817 03:42:17,000 --> 03:42:18,840 Frank McCourt left the building. 3818 03:42:19,440 --> 03:42:20,240 Look at this man. 3819 03:42:20,660 --> 03:42:22,180 Jackie Brosnan says hello. 3820 03:42:22,180 --> 03:42:26,040 Go ahead, Flo. Go ahead, Flo. 3821 03:42:26,400 --> 03:42:27,340 Go ahead, Flo. 3822 03:42:27,840 --> 03:42:29,320 This is for Willie Harald, 3823 03:42:29,460 --> 03:42:29,800 Kant. 3824 03:42:32,480 --> 03:42:34,100 Oh no, we've got another 3825 03:42:34,100 --> 03:42:35,740 rebirth of the Brosnan. 3826 03:42:36,840 --> 03:42:38,160 Oh, Brosnan go 3827 03:42:38,160 --> 03:42:38,760 bye-bye. 3828 03:42:43,500 --> 03:42:44,240 That's what you 3829 03:42:44,240 --> 03:42:46,400 fucking get. That's what you get dealt, man. 3830 03:42:46,760 --> 03:42:48,240 If you play a shoddy hand, 3831 03:42:48,320 --> 03:42:49,960 you might get dealt a fucking blast 3832 03:42:49,960 --> 03:42:51,200 from the past. 3833 03:42:51,200 --> 03:42:54,340 Next time you're playing cards, 3834 03:42:54,920 --> 03:42:55,740 make sure you don't deal, 3835 03:42:56,060 --> 03:42:57,920 don't get dealt a fucking shoddy hand. 3836 03:42:58,560 --> 03:42:59,760 Just basically repeating what I said. 3837 03:42:59,860 --> 03:43:00,640 The golden sword, 3838 03:43:01,020 --> 03:43:01,960 now we'll put the platinum, 3839 03:43:02,140 --> 03:43:03,580 platinum sword in there, 3840 03:43:03,680 --> 03:43:05,320 and then we'll put the gold one downstairs. 3841 03:43:06,160 --> 03:43:07,600 It's a, it's a real puzzle. 3842 03:43:08,480 --> 03:43:09,900 It's a puzzle for the ages. 3843 03:43:11,980 --> 03:43:12,380 Platinum. 3844 03:43:13,040 --> 03:43:13,360 Use. 3845 03:43:17,360 --> 03:43:18,900 Does Francis Higgins actually live in Dublin? 3846 03:43:19,020 --> 03:43:19,700 No, I do not. 3847 03:43:22,040 --> 03:43:22,620 But I, 3848 03:43:22,680 --> 03:43:24,140 I was there a while ago, 3849 03:43:24,140 --> 03:43:25,900 and that's when I saw the cheeky incident. 3850 03:43:27,240 --> 03:43:27,680 Which is, 3851 03:43:27,680 --> 03:43:29,240 which is probably fucking nothing, 3852 03:43:29,480 --> 03:43:31,260 compared to some of the stuff that does go on. 3853 03:43:33,160 --> 03:43:33,920 I've seen a few, 3854 03:43:33,980 --> 03:43:35,620 I've seen a lot cheekier than that, 3855 03:43:35,700 --> 03:43:35,900 you know, 3856 03:43:35,960 --> 03:43:36,980 but it was just the accent, 3857 03:43:37,120 --> 03:43:38,500 combined with the word cheeky. 3858 03:43:39,060 --> 03:43:40,080 Someone being told, 3859 03:43:40,180 --> 03:43:41,360 telling someone not to be cheeky. 3860 03:43:41,400 --> 03:43:43,340 Usually you think of an adult telling a child, 3861 03:43:43,880 --> 03:43:44,080 you know, 3862 03:43:44,140 --> 03:43:44,980 slapping a child, 3863 03:43:45,280 --> 03:43:46,900 parents slapping his child's hand, 3864 03:43:47,080 --> 03:43:47,440 lightly, 3865 03:43:47,720 --> 03:43:48,360 the back of the hand. 3866 03:43:48,660 --> 03:43:49,880 I don't condone hitting kids, 3867 03:43:50,200 --> 03:43:52,000 but a light slap on the back of the hand. 3868 03:43:52,340 --> 03:43:53,340 You can't even say that, 3869 03:43:53,440 --> 03:43:54,060 I said stodgy. 3870 03:43:54,540 --> 03:43:55,260 Whilst going, 3871 03:43:55,620 --> 03:43:56,300 don't be cheeky, 3872 03:43:56,400 --> 03:43:57,480 don't be cheeky. 3873 03:43:57,820 --> 03:43:58,020 You know, 3874 03:43:58,060 --> 03:43:58,560 that does it. 3875 03:43:58,820 --> 03:44:00,240 But a grown man in central, 3876 03:44:00,360 --> 03:44:01,600 with two Bluetooth headsets, 3877 03:44:01,700 --> 03:44:02,920 telling a lad behind the till, 3878 03:44:03,580 --> 03:44:04,480 don't be cheeky. 3879 03:44:05,320 --> 03:44:06,300 Don't be cheeky. 3880 03:44:06,820 --> 03:44:07,560 It was, 3881 03:44:07,640 --> 03:44:07,960 uh, 3882 03:44:08,180 --> 03:44:09,120 a scene, 3883 03:44:09,660 --> 03:44:10,780 for the ages. 3884 03:44:11,100 --> 03:44:12,620 And I can't leave Ashley behind. 3885 03:44:21,060 --> 03:44:21,940 Connor Clear. 3886 03:44:22,760 --> 03:44:23,700 Did you ever watch the, 3887 03:44:23,760 --> 03:44:24,560 thank you very much, 3888 03:44:24,620 --> 03:44:25,100 Connor Clear. 3889 03:44:25,820 --> 03:44:28,220 You are an absolute diamond. 3890 03:44:28,980 --> 03:44:30,140 I don't say that about everyone. 3891 03:44:33,840 --> 03:44:36,280 Did you ever watch the Big Les show on YouTube? 3892 03:44:36,400 --> 03:44:36,680 It's class. 3893 03:44:36,760 --> 03:44:37,140 I haven't, 3894 03:44:37,200 --> 03:44:40,820 but I heard good things about it, 3895 03:44:40,860 --> 03:44:41,040 Connor. 3896 03:44:42,180 --> 03:44:44,100 Including Steve Butler. 3897 03:44:44,680 --> 03:44:45,500 Steve T. Butler. 3898 03:44:46,100 --> 03:44:47,780 And my acid reflux. 3899 03:44:50,380 --> 03:44:54,140 I just want to clarify that Jovindo is the OG Steve, 3900 03:44:54,240 --> 03:44:56,560 and not some fake news other Steve, 3901 03:44:56,680 --> 03:44:57,280 in the chat. 3902 03:44:57,400 --> 03:44:57,720 Thanks. 3903 03:44:57,980 --> 03:44:59,080 Not for shout out. 3904 03:44:59,200 --> 03:44:59,560 Thanks for, 3905 03:44:59,900 --> 03:45:03,240 thank you very much, 3906 03:45:03,600 --> 03:45:03,920 uh, 3907 03:45:03,960 --> 03:45:04,600 Steve Butler. 3908 03:45:05,880 --> 03:45:06,900 Thank you very much. 3909 03:45:07,440 --> 03:45:08,120 I appreciate, 3910 03:45:08,120 --> 03:45:09,580 everything you're doing. 3911 03:45:10,220 --> 03:45:11,340 And I want to say thank you. 3912 03:45:11,340 --> 03:45:23,300 Oh shit, man. 3913 03:45:23,300 --> 03:45:24,840 I must have dropped it when I was running away from them. 3914 03:45:25,200 --> 03:45:25,820 Dropped what? 3915 03:45:26,320 --> 03:45:28,040 A drug that'll stop your compulsions. 3916 03:45:29,860 --> 03:45:30,140 Look, 3917 03:45:30,380 --> 03:45:31,460 I know your carriers. 3918 03:45:32,240 --> 03:45:33,380 You've been coughing up blood, 3919 03:45:33,460 --> 03:45:33,700 right? 3920 03:45:35,700 --> 03:45:36,220 Yeah. 3921 03:45:36,380 --> 03:45:36,520 Yeah. 3922 03:45:36,520 --> 03:45:37,520 Yes. 3923 03:45:39,940 --> 03:45:40,340 Damn it! 3924 03:45:40,900 --> 03:45:41,920 The eggs have hatched. 3925 03:45:41,980 --> 03:45:42,760 The eggs have hatched. 3926 03:45:42,760 --> 03:45:43,800 We don't have much time. 3927 03:45:44,380 --> 03:45:45,340 What are you talking about? 3928 03:45:45,740 --> 03:45:47,060 I have to go back and get it. 3929 03:45:47,320 --> 03:45:48,180 Let me come with you. 3930 03:45:48,280 --> 03:45:48,500 No. 3931 03:45:49,020 --> 03:45:49,940 You stay here with Leon. 3932 03:45:50,780 --> 03:45:52,100 He's better with the ladies. 3933 03:45:52,720 --> 03:45:53,480 I'm sure. 3934 03:45:54,300 --> 03:45:55,880 You fucking dodgeballer. 3935 03:45:56,680 --> 03:45:57,340 Why are you- 3936 03:45:57,340 --> 03:45:58,800 It makes me feel better. 3937 03:46:00,080 --> 03:46:01,180 Let's just leave it at that. 3938 03:46:01,180 --> 03:46:02,540 Let's just leave it at that, alright? 3939 03:46:03,140 --> 03:46:03,740 See you later. 3940 03:46:06,100 --> 03:46:06,660 Wait. 3941 03:46:12,180 --> 03:46:15,500 Thank you for your glorious bitch. 3942 03:46:18,460 --> 03:46:18,860 Ah! 3943 03:46:19,600 --> 03:46:21,820 Fucking Mace and Puff Daddy. 3944 03:46:22,600 --> 03:46:25,360 Puff Daddy and Mace were hiding behind the doorman. 3945 03:46:27,220 --> 03:46:28,640 Jackie Brosnan style. 3946 03:46:29,020 --> 03:46:30,720 Fucking Jackie Brosnan down on it. 3947 03:46:30,720 --> 03:46:33,500 Fucking stock. 3948 03:46:34,340 --> 03:46:35,020 Lock stock. 3949 03:46:35,800 --> 03:46:36,940 Two fucking arseholes. 3950 03:46:39,380 --> 03:46:39,700 Bah! 3951 03:46:40,060 --> 03:46:41,220 Please reload faster. 3952 03:46:41,440 --> 03:46:41,700 Please! 3953 03:46:45,300 --> 03:46:46,340 Sorry about that. 3954 03:46:46,420 --> 03:46:47,320 Sorry about that now. 3955 03:46:47,500 --> 03:46:48,120 Sorry about that. 3956 03:46:48,180 --> 03:46:48,840 I was very loud. 3957 03:46:50,180 --> 03:46:52,720 It's basically me giving out about the fucking situation. 3958 03:46:58,720 --> 03:47:05,720 fucking hell is it double hell- ah! 3959 03:47:10,660 --> 03:47:14,900 fucking pack of coke heads hiding behind the door with a mace would you believe? 3960 03:47:14,900 --> 03:47:20,680 none other than a mace! where the fuck did they buy the mace from? suppose they have 3961 03:47:20,680 --> 03:47:26,540 it still left over in the castle but who's living in the ca- is it sea castle is it? 3962 03:47:26,540 --> 03:47:32,040 who owns the castle? oh so many questions I mean it's well it's well fucking kitted out anyway. 3963 03:47:32,040 --> 03:47:38,420 wait we get her to stay over here in the corner nobody puts ashley on in the corner apart from 3964 03:47:38,420 --> 03:47:45,860 Leon S Kennedy I'm gonna be changing my name to his name soon enough the next few weeks it's gonna be amazing make sure you're there. 3965 03:47:45,860 --> 03:47:54,360 Molesworth Street you know the fucking buzz look at these guys couldn't wait couldn't wait ah! I couldn't wait to see either lads. 3966 03:47:54,360 --> 03:47:56,600 Best of luck with the fucking... the future. 3967 03:47:58,260 --> 03:48:01,480 And to your good self, where'd you get the head done? 3968 03:48:01,540 --> 03:48:02,440 It's fucking class. 3969 03:48:02,880 --> 03:48:04,320 It doesn't exist now, though. 3970 03:48:05,580 --> 03:48:07,980 You should have gone... the tattoo. 3971 03:48:08,300 --> 03:48:10,220 You can't bring the tattoo into the afterlife. 3972 03:48:10,860 --> 03:48:11,740 So you can't. 3973 03:48:14,500 --> 03:48:16,180 You cannot bring the tattoo with you. 3974 03:48:18,040 --> 03:48:20,000 Especially if your head's been fragmented. 3975 03:48:20,820 --> 03:48:27,500 I actually downloaded Windows Disk Defragmenter, and I fucking uploaded it to that lad's head. 3976 03:48:28,120 --> 03:48:29,400 And now it's gone. 3977 03:48:30,040 --> 03:48:36,160 There's plenty of space there now for your files if you want to leave a few JPEGs in his body, man. 3978 03:48:38,380 --> 03:48:40,380 Someone's starting an engine in here. 3979 03:48:40,480 --> 03:48:41,620 A fucking tractor or something. 3980 03:48:41,720 --> 03:48:42,320 Look at this lad. 3981 03:48:42,480 --> 03:48:43,220 Jimmy Jusus. 3982 03:48:44,140 --> 03:48:44,760 Bye-bye. 3983 03:48:47,060 --> 03:48:47,540 Ramesh-stein. 3984 03:48:48,960 --> 03:48:49,580 Hard drive. 3985 03:48:49,940 --> 03:48:51,300 Defragmented hard drive, man. 3986 03:48:53,720 --> 03:48:54,160 Figenti. 3987 03:48:54,620 --> 03:48:55,540 Don't be geeky. 3988 03:48:56,320 --> 03:49:00,720 Go back to your own bleeding fucking PC world and be geeky there. 3989 03:49:01,200 --> 03:49:02,540 Don't be geeky with me. 3990 03:49:02,960 --> 03:49:03,940 Don't be geeky here. 3991 03:49:04,460 --> 03:49:08,320 I won't mind, but your man was only buying a fucking packet of chewing gum or some shite. 3992 03:49:09,280 --> 03:49:11,640 I beg your pardon. 3993 03:49:11,740 --> 03:49:13,600 He was buying a sausage and a rasher. 3994 03:49:15,060 --> 03:49:15,700 Continuity. 3995 03:49:17,080 --> 03:49:17,400 Do you know? 3996 03:49:18,880 --> 03:49:19,480 Follow me. 3997 03:49:20,300 --> 03:49:21,260 Look at that, man. 3998 03:49:21,360 --> 03:49:22,740 I wonder what we shouldn't do with that. 3999 03:49:23,280 --> 03:49:24,720 What we should or shouldn't do. 4000 03:49:25,500 --> 03:49:28,460 A red barrel with an exclamation mark. 4001 03:49:30,840 --> 03:49:31,700 Oh, no. 4002 03:49:34,460 --> 03:49:35,220 Oh, no. 4003 03:49:35,600 --> 03:49:36,060 Griswold. 4004 03:49:36,520 --> 03:49:37,000 Griswold. 4005 03:49:40,920 --> 03:49:43,040 Fucking Griswold tore it off, man. 4006 03:49:43,860 --> 03:49:44,520 Get rid of him. 4007 03:49:44,760 --> 03:49:45,520 Get rid of those. 4008 03:49:45,940 --> 03:49:50,660 We'll take a few of these pesetas and stick them in the back pocket for the holidays of Spain next week. 4009 03:49:51,100 --> 03:49:52,420 We have a time travel machine. 4010 03:49:52,580 --> 03:49:52,840 Yeah. 4011 03:49:53,040 --> 03:50:02,640 It's going to take us back to pre-euro days when you had to buy services and goods in España with their own currency, which is potatoes. 4012 03:50:04,140 --> 03:50:06,640 There's a thousand potatoes to the pound, as I recall. 4013 03:50:07,080 --> 03:50:07,980 Such confusion. 4014 03:50:08,900 --> 03:50:10,440 Anyways, best of luck with you. 4015 03:50:10,980 --> 03:50:12,680 Hopefully, we'll have a tan when we come back. 4016 03:50:13,180 --> 03:50:13,380 Ah. 4017 03:50:13,880 --> 03:50:15,000 No, the sun is mighty out there. 4018 03:50:15,080 --> 03:50:15,940 August, this time of year. 4019 03:50:15,980 --> 03:50:16,600 It's fucking great. 4020 03:50:16,920 --> 03:50:17,540 Yeah, it's great weather. 4021 03:50:18,000 --> 03:50:18,960 Look at these lads. 4022 03:50:19,860 --> 03:50:20,480 The fucking... 4023 03:50:20,480 --> 03:50:22,120 Oh, the shield boys. 4024 03:50:22,400 --> 03:50:22,780 Come on. 4025 03:50:23,260 --> 03:50:23,620 Let's go. 4026 03:50:23,720 --> 03:50:24,040 Let's go. 4027 03:50:24,120 --> 03:50:24,460 Let's go. 4028 03:50:26,140 --> 03:50:26,460 Fast. 4029 03:50:27,200 --> 03:50:27,560 Fast. 4030 03:50:28,300 --> 03:50:31,840 What we'll do is we'll bring them down here and we'll explode the fucking explodey boy. 4031 03:50:32,100 --> 03:50:32,920 Right next to them. 4032 03:50:33,660 --> 03:50:36,700 A pure explosion magnifique. 4033 03:50:39,760 --> 03:50:40,200 Magnifique. 4034 03:50:41,140 --> 03:50:42,480 Explosione magnifique. 4035 03:50:47,140 --> 03:50:48,480 Oh, they're coming through the door. 4036 03:50:49,260 --> 03:50:50,480 They're coming through the door. 4037 03:50:50,580 --> 03:50:51,780 They're fucking nice guys. 4038 03:50:52,040 --> 03:50:52,800 They've got manners. 4039 03:50:53,760 --> 03:50:57,360 But soon enough, manners will matter not. 4040 03:50:58,560 --> 03:51:00,940 When I defragment their hard drives. 4041 03:51:02,000 --> 03:51:02,340 Come on. 4042 03:51:02,440 --> 03:51:03,520 The diaspora are back. 4043 03:51:04,020 --> 03:51:06,340 The diaspora have come home to roost for the gathering. 4044 03:51:06,900 --> 03:51:07,180 Quickly. 4045 03:51:07,280 --> 03:51:10,220 We need to get into this room fast before the diaspora gets you. 4046 03:51:11,560 --> 03:51:12,000 Now. 4047 03:51:12,000 --> 03:51:18,240 This is for Jackie Brosnan, Willie Harald, and the diaspora. 4048 03:51:20,380 --> 03:51:21,020 Gangbang. 4049 03:51:23,680 --> 03:51:24,020 Uh-oh. 4050 03:51:25,480 --> 03:51:25,960 Fuck. 4051 03:51:31,400 --> 03:51:32,460 Fucking coke heads, man. 4052 03:51:32,520 --> 03:51:33,280 They've got... 4053 03:51:33,280 --> 03:51:33,980 That's the thing. 4054 03:51:34,060 --> 03:51:35,900 They're so hepped up that they... 4055 03:51:35,900 --> 03:51:39,280 They're running on pure fucking adrenaline and... 4056 03:51:39,280 --> 03:51:40,320 And dushed. 4057 03:51:41,440 --> 03:51:42,880 They need to be gone. 4058 03:51:44,320 --> 03:51:46,580 Fucking egomaniacs, man. 4059 03:51:46,620 --> 03:51:47,500 Talking shite. 4060 03:51:49,120 --> 03:51:49,720 Oh. 4061 03:51:51,780 --> 03:51:52,300 All right. 4062 03:51:52,360 --> 03:51:52,700 Let's go. 4063 03:51:52,780 --> 03:51:53,060 Let's go. 4064 03:51:53,140 --> 03:51:53,480 Let's go. 4065 03:51:53,480 --> 03:51:53,740 Let's go in. 4066 03:51:53,840 --> 03:51:54,520 In the door. 4067 03:52:02,600 --> 03:52:03,340 Green herb. 4068 03:52:03,420 --> 03:52:03,660 Yeah. 4069 03:52:04,940 --> 03:52:05,860 Fucking blue herb. 4070 03:52:05,960 --> 03:52:06,200 No. 4071 03:52:07,780 --> 03:52:08,180 Key. 4072 03:52:08,300 --> 03:52:08,580 Yeah. 4073 03:52:08,940 --> 03:52:09,640 Take the key. 4074 03:52:09,740 --> 03:52:11,080 You got the castle gate key. 4075 03:52:11,760 --> 03:52:13,840 Welcome back to castle gate, man. 4076 03:52:16,380 --> 03:52:16,860 Uh-oh. 4077 03:52:17,840 --> 03:52:18,700 Get down, Ash. 4078 03:52:18,780 --> 03:52:19,140 Get down. 4079 03:52:20,360 --> 03:52:21,680 Mozzie, Desi, D's after you. 4080 03:52:22,680 --> 03:52:24,800 Fucking Puff Daddy featuring Mace. 4081 03:52:27,660 --> 03:52:28,200 Uh-oh. 4082 03:52:28,840 --> 03:52:29,320 P-Diddy! 4083 03:52:30,580 --> 03:52:30,980 Mace! 4084 03:52:31,980 --> 03:52:33,160 We've got a couple of goons. 4085 03:52:34,260 --> 03:52:34,620 Fuck! 4086 03:52:35,140 --> 03:52:36,500 We're getting fucking maced, man. 4087 03:52:36,600 --> 03:52:36,800 Run. 4088 03:52:36,960 --> 03:52:37,120 Run. 4089 03:52:39,660 --> 03:52:40,780 They're laughing at us, man. 4090 03:52:40,800 --> 03:52:41,540 We need to get out of here. 4091 03:52:41,660 --> 03:52:42,020 Fast. 4092 03:52:42,840 --> 03:52:43,660 You get out there. 4093 03:52:43,720 --> 03:52:45,400 I'm gonna fucking barrel the cunts. 4094 03:52:47,560 --> 03:52:50,020 I'm talking to the girl, but she's not talking back to me, man. 4095 03:52:50,060 --> 03:52:50,660 Come on! 4096 03:52:50,980 --> 03:52:52,080 Give me something here. 4097 03:52:52,340 --> 03:52:54,260 I'm trying to save your fucking life, man. 4098 03:52:57,880 --> 03:52:58,680 See you later. 4099 03:52:59,260 --> 03:53:00,600 You gang of fucking scum. 4100 03:53:01,240 --> 03:53:05,800 And I'm sorry about the language again, but I'm getting really hepped up on these bad bastards. 4101 03:53:11,240 --> 03:53:12,120 Oh, he's still here. 4102 03:53:12,120 --> 03:53:12,120 Oh, he's still here. 4103 03:53:12,120 --> 03:53:12,720 He's still here. 4104 03:53:12,780 --> 03:53:12,960 Look. 4105 03:53:13,840 --> 03:53:14,100 Fuck. 4106 03:53:14,720 --> 03:53:17,340 If it isn't my old friend Salinas. 4107 03:53:20,640 --> 03:53:21,860 Yeah, Salinas. 4108 03:53:23,020 --> 03:53:25,220 Didn't think I'd see you around these parts. 4109 03:53:25,380 --> 03:53:27,080 We don't get many a ye to the pound. 4110 03:53:27,620 --> 03:53:28,320 So we don't. 4111 03:53:29,820 --> 03:53:35,900 Thank you very much. It's nice to be here. Best of luck to you Salinas. Thank you. 4112 03:53:44,940 --> 03:53:47,580 Now we'll mix these babies together. 4113 03:53:56,380 --> 03:54:18,140 They're not Bluetooth, Tony. Thank you very much. Mad Salinas. They're not Bluetooth. They've got a cable or as it's known in France, a cable. And that goes to a fucking mini port in the PC, which relays the volume to mine ears. 4114 03:54:22,940 --> 03:54:37,140 Look at that. Neck time. Look at that, man. Fucking... I gave him a new mouth. He won't be doing much chatting away with that, because he'll be gone for a long time. 4115 03:54:39,520 --> 03:54:53,340 I'd love for some of these guys to invade fucking Mayo. And for us then to be given carte blanche by the government to use firepower against them. 4116 03:54:54,300 --> 03:55:09,800 Because it'd just be a... It'd be a good laugh. It'd be a great laugh. The cleanup, obviously, would be horrific. But we'd have... We'd have great times dispatching these... These... Arseholes. 4117 03:55:10,900 --> 03:55:14,600 And I really mean that. They are Arseholes. I don't like them at all. 4118 03:55:18,640 --> 03:55:21,680 What the fuck is that, man? Someone's... Follow me. 4119 03:55:24,400 --> 03:55:29,080 It sounds like someone's starting a... Like a two-stroke engine or something. 4120 03:55:30,660 --> 03:55:34,000 Do you know in a... A chainsaw, what kind of engine is in that? 4121 03:55:35,440 --> 03:55:36,780 Is it a two-stroke? 4122 03:55:37,300 --> 03:55:38,040 Frank McCord. 4123 03:55:39,520 --> 03:55:40,820 Now we've got the castle gate. 4124 03:55:41,100 --> 03:55:43,260 As far as I know, this is the castle gate. 4125 03:55:43,420 --> 03:55:45,260 And we can open it with the castle gate key. 4126 03:55:53,740 --> 03:55:55,380 Now we've used the castle gate key. 4127 03:55:56,720 --> 03:55:57,620 Connor Clear. 4128 03:55:57,980 --> 03:55:59,600 You are the dream... 4129 03:56:00,260 --> 03:56:00,600 Of... 4130 03:56:01,320 --> 03:56:02,380 My life. 4131 03:56:02,900 --> 03:56:04,600 You have entered my life... 4132 03:56:05,380 --> 03:56:07,740 Like a brand new star in the galaxy. 4133 03:56:08,820 --> 03:56:10,600 And I can only describe... 4134 03:56:11,600 --> 03:56:14,600 I can... I can only try to describe... 4135 03:56:15,440 --> 03:56:17,600 The impact that you've had... 4136 03:56:17,600 --> 03:56:20,300 On my life and everybody else out there watching this tonight. 4137 03:56:21,900 --> 03:56:22,940 So I will try. 4138 03:56:22,940 --> 03:56:25,940 You are... 4139 03:56:27,940 --> 03:56:30,840 Incredible Connor Clear. 4140 03:56:31,680 --> 03:56:33,060 And I don't say that lightly. 4141 03:56:34,280 --> 03:56:35,320 And you're a fucking legend. 4142 03:56:45,260 --> 03:56:45,820 Two-stroke. 4143 03:56:47,040 --> 03:56:47,720 Two-stroke. 4144 03:56:49,160 --> 03:56:51,280 It sounds like someone was fucking... 4145 03:56:51,280 --> 03:56:51,860 Lighting up... 4146 03:56:51,860 --> 03:56:52,900 Oh yeah, here we go. 4147 03:56:52,900 --> 03:56:54,520 I remember this now. 4148 03:56:55,300 --> 03:56:57,040 Get ready for some cutscene justice. 4149 03:56:58,480 --> 03:56:58,960 Cush this. 4150 03:57:02,020 --> 03:57:02,780 Who's that? 4151 03:57:03,900 --> 03:57:05,500 There's a little viper in this scene. 4152 03:57:11,140 --> 03:57:22,760 I'm the fucking viper. 4153 03:57:22,760 --> 03:57:26,660 I was starting to wonder when you might know this ass. 4154 03:57:27,160 --> 03:57:28,240 Who are you? 4155 03:57:29,240 --> 03:57:31,960 I'm the fucking viper. 4156 03:57:31,960 --> 03:57:34,060 I'm the fucking viper you cut. 4157 03:57:34,180 --> 03:57:36,460 And I rule this castle with an iron fist. 4158 03:57:37,160 --> 03:57:37,440 Look. 4159 03:57:38,220 --> 03:57:38,840 I'll leave it up to you. 4160 03:57:38,840 --> 03:57:39,120 I'll leave it up to you. 4161 03:57:39,120 --> 03:57:40,640 If you want to try and stop me. 4162 03:57:40,840 --> 03:57:41,540 You can't. 4163 03:57:42,040 --> 03:57:43,060 I'm the best. 4164 03:57:43,700 --> 03:57:44,120 And I... 4165 03:57:44,120 --> 03:57:45,640 One sec. 4166 03:57:49,020 --> 03:57:49,440 Look. 4167 03:57:50,440 --> 03:57:51,820 Stay the fuck away from me. 4168 03:57:52,220 --> 03:57:54,160 I live up here with these two goons. 4169 03:57:54,680 --> 03:57:55,400 Tweedledee. 4170 03:57:55,400 --> 03:57:55,400 Tweedledee. 4171 03:57:55,760 --> 03:57:56,960 And Tweedledfucked. 4172 03:57:57,300 --> 03:57:58,740 They are my friends. 4173 03:57:59,260 --> 03:58:01,280 If you want to come and play hardball with me. 4174 03:58:01,740 --> 03:58:02,660 Be wary of me. 4175 03:58:02,740 --> 03:58:02,940 Okay? 4176 03:58:07,940 --> 03:58:08,980 See you later. 4177 03:58:10,260 --> 03:58:10,660 Wow. 4178 03:58:10,880 --> 03:58:11,480 And that was seamless. 4179 03:58:11,480 --> 03:58:12,680 You're never turning into one of them. 4180 03:58:13,060 --> 03:58:13,540 Seamless. 4181 03:58:14,580 --> 03:58:15,300 Got that right. 4182 03:58:15,620 --> 03:58:16,020 Got that right. 4183 03:58:16,020 --> 03:58:16,760 We'll find a cure. 4184 03:58:20,240 --> 03:58:21,700 And that's just a little glimpse. 4185 03:58:21,780 --> 03:58:23,840 Some of the work I've been putting into the stream. 4186 03:58:24,060 --> 03:58:25,140 The special effects. 4187 03:58:25,520 --> 03:58:26,840 I've been working on those. 4188 03:58:26,840 --> 03:58:29,380 And it's fucking working out pretty good. 4189 03:58:29,980 --> 03:58:31,800 There's no one else doing this sort of stuff. 4190 03:58:32,660 --> 03:58:35,940 Using the amount of know-how. 4191 03:58:36,660 --> 03:58:40,620 And that little scene there took about five hours of prep today. 4192 03:58:42,240 --> 03:58:43,460 You wouldn't know that. 4193 03:58:44,980 --> 03:58:47,280 Slight technical issue, says Mungo Owen. 4194 03:58:47,560 --> 03:58:49,040 I'm going to ignore your comment. 4195 03:58:50,120 --> 03:58:51,080 And plow on. 4196 03:58:52,160 --> 03:58:53,940 That's another great one as well. 4197 03:58:53,940 --> 03:59:01,500 If everything is fucked, just ignore it, man. 4198 03:59:02,040 --> 03:59:02,760 And plow on. 4199 03:59:03,400 --> 03:59:04,480 It's probably the... 4200 03:59:04,480 --> 03:59:05,440 That's probably... 4201 03:59:05,440 --> 03:59:06,440 You know, if... 4202 03:59:06,440 --> 03:59:08,320 The best advice I could ever give to anyone. 4203 03:59:09,240 --> 03:59:11,480 Because it's going to be shit anyway. 4204 03:59:11,600 --> 03:59:13,320 So you might as well just fucking plow on. 4205 03:59:14,280 --> 03:59:15,260 What's the alternative? 4206 03:59:15,400 --> 03:59:16,140 That you don't... 4207 03:59:16,140 --> 03:59:17,860 You stop plowing, is it? 4208 03:59:18,540 --> 03:59:20,480 Then where do you end up there? 4209 03:59:21,140 --> 03:59:22,300 There's nowhere to go. 4210 03:59:22,360 --> 03:59:22,960 You're snookered. 4211 03:59:24,440 --> 03:59:25,120 Fail to prepare. 4212 03:59:25,240 --> 03:59:25,940 Prepare to fail. 4213 03:59:30,020 --> 03:59:30,860 DW the prep. 4214 03:59:30,860 --> 03:59:30,860 DW the prep. 4215 03:59:30,860 --> 03:59:34,120 DW the prep. 4216 03:59:34,240 --> 03:59:35,120 You know what that means, man. 4217 03:59:35,240 --> 03:59:36,860 Do the prep and effort comes through in the delivery. 4218 03:59:36,940 --> 03:59:37,580 Yeah, that boy. 4219 03:59:37,660 --> 03:59:38,220 You're right, man. 4220 03:59:39,020 --> 03:59:40,860 Venice Biennale. 4221 03:59:42,860 --> 03:59:43,140 Also, 4222 03:59:43,900 --> 03:59:44,580 Pandore. 4223 03:59:47,820 --> 03:59:53,200 Yeah, if anybody is in the chat there that can answer Robardo Kennedy's question. 4224 03:59:53,980 --> 03:59:56,620 What really happened there for those of us following the game story? 4225 03:59:56,740 --> 03:59:58,780 Please someone, because I forgot myself. 4226 03:59:59,780 --> 04:00:05,800 All I know is that Salazar, the little gimp, has a whole host of traps laid out for me in this house. 4227 04:00:06,320 --> 04:00:12,200 Think of him as Resident Evil's Macaulay Culkin, and this is Resident Alone. 4228 04:00:13,460 --> 04:00:17,120 Whereby he isn't alone, he's got a load of fucking evil beasts with him. 4229 04:00:17,560 --> 04:00:21,180 And he's set loads of traps in rooms, and all this sort of stuff. 4230 04:00:21,300 --> 04:00:25,900 You have to go through the rooms, and Salazar's there doing all these little daft stuff. 4231 04:00:27,440 --> 04:00:28,780 The wet bandits, yeah. 4232 04:00:28,780 --> 04:00:51,840 He's like the fella from Home Alone, I said, Tony. 4233 04:00:53,040 --> 04:00:53,760 I said. 4234 04:00:57,560 --> 04:01:01,100 We have to get a cougar and a jackal and a goat or something. 4235 04:01:01,820 --> 04:01:02,880 A beautiful decoration. 4236 04:01:03,060 --> 04:01:03,660 Something's missing. 4237 04:01:06,360 --> 04:01:08,300 It's like a jackal beast or something. 4238 04:01:08,400 --> 04:01:09,780 A jackal lantern or something. 4239 04:01:13,640 --> 04:01:14,520 Salazar says, 4240 04:01:14,680 --> 04:01:17,100 Leon S. Knitty and Ashley are 4241 04:01:17,100 --> 04:01:19,360 going to turn into Gnados themselves, 4242 04:01:19,520 --> 04:01:20,580 and he'll be a pure... 4243 04:01:20,580 --> 04:01:21,860 He's going to be messing with them. 4244 04:01:22,360 --> 04:01:23,520 Okay, so they've been 4245 04:01:23,520 --> 04:01:25,320 infected. 4246 04:01:25,460 --> 04:01:26,720 The two of them have been infected, 4247 04:01:26,720 --> 04:01:28,180 infected, and they need to... 4248 04:01:28,180 --> 04:01:28,180 They need to... 4249 04:01:28,180 --> 04:01:30,980 They need to obviously beat 4250 04:01:30,980 --> 04:01:32,220 the infection. 4251 04:01:33,360 --> 04:01:34,920 But have they been infected? 4252 04:01:35,520 --> 04:01:36,100 Frank McCord. 4253 04:01:36,380 --> 04:01:36,820 Have they? 4254 04:01:38,820 --> 04:01:39,280 Wait. 4255 04:01:41,520 --> 04:01:42,980 It's going to get spooky as well, 4256 04:01:43,060 --> 04:01:44,140 so watch out. 4257 04:01:44,580 --> 04:01:45,780 I don't want you to have nightmares, 4258 04:01:45,920 --> 04:01:48,180 but I mean, that's what will happen if you watch this. 4259 04:01:49,960 --> 04:01:51,080 Scheidmere will prevail. 4260 04:01:51,180 --> 04:02:06,900 Good to hear it there, Cavalog. 4261 04:02:08,640 --> 04:02:09,400 He's strapped in, 4262 04:02:09,640 --> 04:02:11,200 and you're ready to get the spook on. 4263 04:02:14,120 --> 04:02:16,740 Get ready for a bit of spooky spooky, bye. 4264 04:02:16,740 --> 04:02:16,740 Get ready for a bit of spooky spooky, bye. 4265 04:02:22,380 --> 04:02:25,080 Get ready for a bit of spooky spooky, bye. 4266 04:02:25,420 --> 04:02:26,740 Imagine saying that to someone. 4267 04:02:28,500 --> 04:02:30,500 You fucking come out of nowhere on the middle of the night. 4268 04:02:30,500 --> 04:02:32,080 Imagine hiding down an alleyway, right? 4269 04:02:33,020 --> 04:02:37,420 And you're wearing that red cloak costume that the lads are wearing in this. 4270 04:02:37,840 --> 04:02:39,540 And you had a skull face. 4271 04:02:40,160 --> 04:02:42,420 And you just jumped out and went, 4272 04:02:42,960 --> 04:02:45,820 Get ready for the spooky spooky, bye. 4273 04:02:48,440 --> 04:02:50,120 Imagine how terrifying that would be. 4274 04:02:50,900 --> 04:02:52,840 But how daft the words are. 4275 04:02:53,320 --> 04:02:55,320 At the same time, it's a funny thing, isn't it? 4276 04:02:55,380 --> 04:02:56,500 The words are so daft. 4277 04:02:56,580 --> 04:02:58,140 Get ready for a spooky spooky, bye. 4278 04:02:58,560 --> 04:02:58,800 Wait. 4279 04:02:59,560 --> 04:03:00,960 But if you did see that, 4280 04:03:01,000 --> 04:03:02,220 if you did come across that, 4281 04:03:02,260 --> 04:03:03,240 you would be scared. 4282 04:03:09,120 --> 04:03:11,320 Bit of magic going on in the next room here. 4283 04:03:12,100 --> 04:03:13,800 And also, Luis Serra 4284 04:03:13,800 --> 04:03:16,340 is a great addition to the fucking squad. 4285 04:03:16,500 --> 04:03:19,100 And one that we hope to see again and again and again and again. 4286 04:03:19,860 --> 04:03:22,620 He's an absolute sweet piece. 4287 04:03:23,240 --> 04:03:26,340 And he's really come shining through in this game so well. 4288 04:03:26,720 --> 04:03:27,940 It's only going to mean one thing. 4289 04:03:28,540 --> 04:03:29,800 JBP, you know. 4290 04:03:30,340 --> 04:03:32,060 Lopez Productions are after you, man. 4291 04:03:41,240 --> 04:03:45,160 Capture Luis Serra. 4292 04:03:45,160 --> 04:03:48,660 Again and again and again. 4293 04:03:48,860 --> 04:03:50,320 It's your boy JBP. 4294 04:03:50,540 --> 04:03:51,300 You know me. 4295 04:03:51,440 --> 04:03:53,380 The real Canadian MC. 4296 04:03:54,080 --> 04:03:56,920 I don't put that maple leaf shit on my bacon, yo. 4297 04:03:56,920 --> 04:03:59,040 The street, the shit is streaky. 4298 04:03:59,680 --> 04:04:01,260 My sausage is greasy. 4299 04:04:02,260 --> 04:04:04,600 The foreign cashier was cheeky. 4300 04:04:05,600 --> 04:04:07,300 And my dick was leaky. 4301 04:04:08,360 --> 04:04:09,820 Clean up your room. 4302 04:04:11,500 --> 04:04:12,500 You big balloon. 4303 04:04:14,660 --> 04:04:15,880 Capture Luis Serra. 4304 04:04:18,680 --> 04:04:22,260 I have confirmation that Serra has entered the room. 4305 04:04:23,460 --> 04:04:28,100 Why he would return during his escape leads me to question his motives. 4306 04:04:28,600 --> 04:04:32,400 But we must seize this moment and capture him. 4307 04:04:32,580 --> 04:04:33,200 Capture him. 4308 04:04:33,320 --> 04:04:34,040 Clean your room. 4309 04:04:34,880 --> 04:04:38,600 We will get to the other two Americans after we apprehend Serra. 4310 04:04:39,100 --> 04:04:44,000 It appears he took some vaccines when he stole everything that he's seen. 4311 04:04:44,400 --> 04:04:45,160 Our sample. 4312 04:04:45,720 --> 04:04:47,300 The vaccines we can do without. 4313 04:04:47,720 --> 04:04:47,980 Without. 4314 04:04:48,260 --> 04:04:51,180 But we must retrieve the sample for it is our lifeblood. 4315 04:04:51,600 --> 04:04:51,980 Without. 4316 04:04:52,120 --> 04:04:52,400 Without. 4317 04:04:52,600 --> 04:04:52,800 Without. 4318 04:04:53,020 --> 04:04:53,020 Without. 4319 04:04:53,020 --> 04:04:53,020 Without. 4320 04:04:53,020 --> 04:04:53,020 Without. 4321 04:04:53,020 --> 04:04:53,080 Without. 4322 04:04:53,080 --> 04:04:53,300 Without. 4323 04:04:55,800 --> 04:04:57,180 Stop being cheeky. 4324 04:04:58,020 --> 04:04:59,480 Your sausage is greasy. 4325 04:05:00,480 --> 04:05:02,120 Your bacon is streaky. 4326 04:05:03,040 --> 04:05:04,920 Your solid snake is sneaky. 4327 04:05:05,880 --> 04:05:07,420 Your mouse is squeaky. 4328 04:05:08,280 --> 04:05:09,980 Your staircase is creaky. 4329 04:05:11,380 --> 04:05:12,820 Your dick is leaky. 4330 04:05:14,640 --> 04:05:16,400 You're so cheeky. 4331 04:05:17,280 --> 04:05:18,380 Clean your room. 4332 04:05:20,880 --> 04:05:22,680 Thanks very much for that, Jay. 4333 04:05:23,540 --> 04:05:24,900 Jay to the pizzle. 4334 04:05:25,260 --> 04:05:26,760 Thanks very much for your little pizzle. 4335 04:05:26,960 --> 04:05:27,920 That was great stuff. 4336 04:05:28,320 --> 04:05:29,860 And you're a great asset to the stream. 4337 04:05:29,860 --> 04:05:31,900 Oh, there was still some bits left. 4338 04:05:33,140 --> 04:05:33,580 Jay. 4339 04:05:34,000 --> 04:05:35,420 There's still some bits left, man. 4340 04:05:41,580 --> 04:05:42,060 Jay. 4341 04:05:42,580 --> 04:05:43,660 Where are you, man? 4342 04:05:44,800 --> 04:05:45,580 Jay, man. 4343 04:05:48,360 --> 04:05:48,840 Oh. 4344 04:05:49,400 --> 04:05:50,980 I feel there is somebody else. 4345 04:05:51,160 --> 04:05:54,180 Or some other group involved in this whole affair. 4346 04:05:54,820 --> 04:05:58,320 If the sample were to get into the hands of the other entity. 4347 04:05:58,320 --> 04:05:59,840 Try to educate the head. 4348 04:06:00,260 --> 04:06:02,180 Try to educate the heart. 4349 04:06:03,480 --> 04:06:06,300 The world which we seek to create will not come. 4350 04:06:06,580 --> 04:06:09,260 We must apprehend Sarah as quickly as possible. 4351 04:06:09,480 --> 04:06:10,040 Run, run, run. 4352 04:06:10,040 --> 04:06:10,040 Run. 4353 04:06:10,040 --> 04:06:10,240 Run. 4354 04:06:10,240 --> 04:06:10,600 Run. 4355 04:06:12,040 --> 04:06:25,300 This is how it go. 4356 04:06:25,300 --> 04:06:27,660 I tried to clean my room this morning. 4357 04:06:27,860 --> 04:06:32,620 But my mom came in and said she was up all night because of my snoring. 4358 04:06:32,980 --> 04:06:35,240 I said, mom, stay out of my room. 4359 04:06:36,660 --> 04:06:38,080 You're just a buffoon. 4360 04:06:38,460 --> 04:06:39,840 I went downstairs. 4361 04:06:40,200 --> 04:06:43,360 Some of my dad was trying to eat his breakfast. 4362 04:06:43,480 --> 04:06:44,380 But I didn't care. 4363 04:06:44,700 --> 04:06:46,160 I said, fuck you, dad. 4364 04:06:47,180 --> 04:06:48,020 And I left. 4365 04:06:48,480 --> 04:06:50,020 I got on my bicycle. 4366 04:06:50,980 --> 04:06:52,120 Drove into town. 4367 04:06:52,260 --> 04:06:54,380 Went all oot and a boot around. 4368 04:06:55,740 --> 04:06:58,020 Spreading the good word like the messiah. 4369 04:06:59,620 --> 04:07:03,520 I know those chicks have got mad desire for the JBP. 4370 04:07:04,420 --> 04:07:06,280 Even that feminist. 4371 04:07:09,680 --> 04:07:11,100 Shit is down to me. 4372 04:07:11,600 --> 04:07:13,640 They all go wild for the JBP. 4373 04:07:14,040 --> 04:07:15,220 I know all these feminists. 4374 04:07:15,340 --> 04:07:16,280 They all read in me. 4375 04:07:16,600 --> 04:07:19,020 They come to my gigs at the 3 Arena. 4376 04:07:20,140 --> 04:07:21,500 I seen your girlfriend. 4377 04:07:21,700 --> 04:07:22,360 I seen her. 4378 04:07:23,080 --> 04:07:26,320 She told you that she had to go visit her mom or some shit. 4379 04:07:26,640 --> 04:07:27,640 That was wrong. 4380 04:07:27,640 --> 04:07:30,080 She came to see me at my gig. 4381 04:07:31,000 --> 04:07:32,860 JBP in the 3 Arena. 4382 04:07:34,760 --> 04:07:36,440 12 rules for life. 4383 04:07:37,020 --> 04:07:40,060 I took her out and now she's my wife. 4384 04:07:40,720 --> 04:07:42,300 We eat lobster every night. 4385 04:07:43,880 --> 04:07:45,500 We don't ever fight. 4386 04:07:45,960 --> 04:07:48,560 She talks about how you weren't even a man. 4387 04:07:48,660 --> 04:07:50,780 And your room was like a trash can. 4388 04:07:52,320 --> 04:07:54,600 Maybe you'll get her back one day. 4389 04:07:54,680 --> 04:07:55,760 But I don't think so. 4390 04:07:55,760 --> 04:07:57,200 Read my book. 4391 04:07:57,200 --> 04:07:58,580 You're out of luck. 4392 04:07:59,380 --> 04:08:00,940 You tried to get your girl back. 4393 04:08:01,000 --> 04:08:01,840 But you fucked up. 4394 04:08:02,220 --> 04:08:03,600 The JBP slid in. 4395 04:08:03,680 --> 04:08:04,620 It's nice and smooth. 4396 04:08:05,860 --> 04:08:07,160 With my moves. 4397 04:08:07,620 --> 04:08:08,600 And my words. 4398 04:08:08,980 --> 04:08:10,000 And my powers. 4399 04:08:10,860 --> 04:08:12,180 And my opinions. 4400 04:08:12,620 --> 04:08:13,460 On gender. 4401 04:08:15,840 --> 04:08:17,800 I hope it doesn't offend you. 4402 04:08:17,800 --> 04:08:17,800 I hope it doesn't offend you. 4403 04:08:19,220 --> 04:08:19,800 Wow. 4404 04:08:20,300 --> 04:08:21,420 Fucking rhymes. 4405 04:08:23,780 --> 04:08:25,500 Fire in the booth, man. 4406 04:08:25,640 --> 04:08:26,880 Fire in the booth. 4407 04:08:27,540 --> 04:08:28,580 JBP. 4408 04:08:28,840 --> 04:08:30,720 Fire in the absolute booth. 4409 04:08:31,100 --> 04:08:32,740 Spitting static on the wire. 4410 04:08:33,580 --> 04:08:35,960 Mad props. 4411 04:08:35,960 --> 04:08:37,160 Lyrical madman. 4412 04:08:38,200 --> 04:08:40,300 That was so dope and whack and ill. 4413 04:08:40,660 --> 04:08:41,260 Fucking hell. 4414 04:08:41,720 --> 04:08:44,020 Somebody needs to get help to that person. 4415 04:08:44,260 --> 04:08:45,400 That was so dope and whack. 4416 04:08:46,260 --> 04:08:47,060 Look at these guys. 4417 04:08:47,140 --> 04:08:48,500 They're spitting fire as well. 4418 04:08:48,640 --> 04:08:49,560 A couple of Jordan P. 4419 04:08:49,960 --> 04:08:50,800 Jordan P. 4420 04:08:50,880 --> 04:08:51,440 Stallions. 4421 04:08:51,440 --> 04:09:06,060 No. 4422 04:09:06,220 --> 04:09:08,580 How do you fucking stop these fire breathers? 4423 04:09:09,340 --> 04:09:10,120 Look at this lad. 4424 04:09:18,220 --> 04:09:20,260 The prison key has been got. 4425 04:09:20,620 --> 04:09:22,320 The prison key has been got. 4426 04:09:22,440 --> 04:09:23,200 John Gotti. 4427 04:09:26,040 --> 04:09:27,520 The Teflon Dan. 4428 04:09:35,600 --> 04:09:37,020 The key to the joy. 4429 04:09:39,320 --> 04:09:40,800 The joy to the key. 4430 04:09:41,100 --> 04:09:42,120 Ode to joy. 4431 04:09:49,800 --> 04:09:53,460 A blade named Melissa. 4432 04:09:56,220 --> 04:09:57,380 Now we'll save that. 4433 04:09:57,960 --> 04:09:58,700 Lottie Lottie. 4434 04:09:58,860 --> 04:09:59,820 Free John Gotti. 4435 04:09:59,900 --> 04:10:00,740 The King of New York. 4436 04:10:00,900 --> 04:10:01,760 The King of New York. 4437 04:10:07,620 --> 04:10:10,660 Should we watch a fucking film about John Gotti for the crack? 4438 04:10:12,300 --> 04:10:13,340 Now we'll save that. 4439 04:10:13,760 --> 04:10:14,520 We'll turn that off. 4440 04:10:15,080 --> 04:10:16,000 Let's have a look. 4441 04:10:16,000 --> 04:10:18,180 Let's have a look. 4442 04:10:18,220 --> 04:10:21,460 See if we can find a bit of Gotti for the night time. 4443 04:10:23,940 --> 04:10:24,580 Oh yeah. 4444 04:10:24,580 --> 04:10:24,640 Oh yeah. 4445 04:10:26,180 --> 04:10:26,840 Oh yeah. 4446 04:10:28,840 --> 04:10:30,000 Look at that lad. 4447 04:10:30,100 --> 04:10:30,460 Viper. 4448 04:10:33,060 --> 04:10:36,120 There's a John Gotti movie with fucking thingy. 4449 04:10:37,800 --> 04:10:38,360 Travolta. 4450 04:10:42,360 --> 04:10:44,060 Oh beautiful. 4451 04:10:44,060 --> 04:10:44,960 This is exactly. 4452 04:10:45,280 --> 04:10:47,300 Exactly the type of documentary I wanted. 4453 04:10:48,120 --> 04:10:48,780 Just the. 4454 04:10:48,780 --> 04:10:49,940 The pizzazz. 4455 04:10:50,080 --> 04:10:50,440 The fucking. 4456 04:10:51,480 --> 04:10:52,480 The delivery. 4457 04:10:52,660 --> 04:10:54,000 Straight out the box delivery. 4458 04:10:54,160 --> 04:10:55,140 Gotti was. 4459 04:10:55,260 --> 04:10:55,860 AKP. 4460 04:10:55,960 --> 04:10:56,840 He was the man. 4461 04:10:56,920 --> 04:10:57,960 The Teflon Don. 4462 04:10:58,060 --> 04:10:59,900 He was probably the biggest. 4463 04:11:00,140 --> 04:11:00,560 Notor. 4464 04:11:00,640 --> 04:11:01,640 Most notorious. 4465 04:11:02,640 --> 04:11:03,620 Mafia boss. 4466 04:11:03,720 --> 04:11:04,320 The world. 4467 04:11:04,480 --> 04:11:05,620 Has ever seen. 4468 04:11:05,760 --> 04:11:06,960 I can guarantee you. 4469 04:11:07,000 --> 04:11:08,520 Something like that is going to be said now. 4470 04:11:12,060 --> 04:11:14,000 Gotti was a charismatic figure. 4471 04:11:14,260 --> 04:11:15,480 And he ruled the roost. 4472 04:11:16,060 --> 04:11:16,280 Ha. 4473 04:11:16,520 --> 04:11:17,240 Just about. 4474 04:11:17,240 --> 04:11:19,460 Gotti crew was dealing narcotics. 4475 04:11:19,700 --> 04:11:21,240 And was profiting handsomely. 4476 04:11:21,860 --> 04:11:22,280 Fuck the hell. 4477 04:11:22,340 --> 04:11:24,580 Maybe they dealt all that. 4478 04:11:25,500 --> 04:11:27,880 All that stuff to the mozzie desi d boys. 4479 04:11:28,080 --> 04:11:29,020 In fucking Resident Evil. 4480 04:11:30,020 --> 04:11:30,920 It could be a. 4481 04:11:30,920 --> 04:11:31,940 It could be a situation. 4482 04:11:35,000 --> 04:11:36,520 It could be a fucking situation. 4483 04:11:36,660 --> 04:11:37,160 I'm not sure. 4484 04:11:37,900 --> 04:11:38,520 Let's have a look. 4485 04:11:38,940 --> 04:11:39,720 Mozzie desi d. 4486 04:11:42,860 --> 04:11:43,920 Paul Costello. 4487 04:11:47,420 --> 04:11:47,900 Reels. 4488 04:11:50,400 --> 04:11:50,840 Sorry. 4489 04:11:51,020 --> 04:11:51,140 Sorry. 4490 04:11:51,300 --> 04:11:52,380 I don't think you can hear that. 4491 04:11:53,020 --> 04:11:53,260 Oh. 4492 04:11:53,340 --> 04:11:53,780 Gunshots. 4493 04:11:53,780 --> 04:11:54,460 Paul Costello. 4494 04:11:54,460 --> 04:11:55,960 Was shot and killed. 4495 04:11:56,220 --> 04:11:57,980 On the streets of New York City tonight. 4496 04:11:58,400 --> 04:11:58,920 Maul. 4497 04:11:59,400 --> 04:12:00,160 Hey. 4498 04:12:00,280 --> 04:12:01,620 Took a lot of balls. 4499 04:12:02,000 --> 04:12:03,000 That guy Gotti. 4500 04:12:03,140 --> 04:12:04,340 He got a lot of balls. 4501 04:12:05,320 --> 04:12:07,360 If there's one thing that guy Gotti got. 4502 04:12:07,420 --> 04:12:08,720 He got a lot of balls. 4503 04:12:11,560 --> 04:12:12,280 You know. 4504 04:12:12,380 --> 04:12:12,720 You know. 4505 04:12:12,860 --> 04:12:13,780 Listen to that again. 4506 04:12:13,880 --> 04:12:14,420 Listen to that again. 4507 04:12:15,720 --> 04:12:16,300 Listen to that. 4508 04:12:16,600 --> 04:12:17,020 Same. 4509 04:12:17,200 --> 04:12:17,720 Same shit. 4510 04:12:17,800 --> 04:12:18,360 You've seen it all. 4511 04:12:18,380 --> 04:12:18,980 The guy. 4512 04:12:18,980 --> 04:12:19,760 He got a lot of balls. 4513 04:12:19,760 --> 04:12:22,100 He got a lot of balls. 4514 04:12:22,100 --> 04:12:22,700 Thought about being a gangster. 4515 04:12:22,700 --> 04:12:23,140 I mean. 4516 04:12:23,140 --> 04:12:23,700 That's a gangster. 4517 04:12:23,700 --> 04:12:24,820 He's the one thing. 4518 04:12:24,820 --> 04:12:26,740 It's the one thing that Paul Costello has prohibited. 4519 04:12:27,300 --> 04:12:29,020 And that's a death sentence. 4520 04:12:29,680 --> 04:12:31,120 So Gotti convinces himself. 4521 04:12:31,340 --> 04:12:33,600 He has to kill the king. 4522 04:12:35,360 --> 04:12:36,860 Mafia boss Paul Costello. 4523 04:12:36,860 --> 04:12:40,420 Was shot and killed on the streets of New York City tonight. 4524 04:12:40,820 --> 04:12:42,120 Guy's got a lot of balls. 4525 04:12:42,400 --> 04:12:43,500 Thought about being a gangster. 4526 04:12:43,740 --> 04:12:43,860 I mean. 4527 04:12:43,920 --> 04:12:44,520 That's a gangster. 4528 04:12:45,400 --> 04:12:48,000 And he is now the boss of bosses. 4529 04:12:48,840 --> 04:12:50,980 New York City is theirs for the taking. 4530 04:12:51,980 --> 04:12:53,340 He's not dressing very well. 4531 04:12:53,420 --> 04:12:55,100 Wearing expensive top coats and suits. 4532 04:12:55,380 --> 04:12:57,640 John Gotti is called the Dapper Don. 4533 04:12:57,800 --> 04:12:59,940 And he's enjoying every minute of it. 4534 04:13:00,480 --> 04:13:02,240 Your man's fucking wrong anyway. 4535 04:13:02,460 --> 04:13:03,480 And I know more than him. 4536 04:13:03,500 --> 04:13:04,100 And he's an expert. 4537 04:13:04,320 --> 04:13:06,160 He's called the Teflon Don. 4538 04:13:06,840 --> 04:13:08,320 He's not the fucking Dapper Don. 4539 04:13:09,540 --> 04:13:10,820 Gotti has become so powerful. 4540 04:13:10,820 --> 04:13:13,400 There is a Dapper Don in existence as we speak. 4541 04:13:13,920 --> 04:13:15,220 No charges would stick to him. 4542 04:13:15,300 --> 04:13:16,220 He kept beating the cases. 4543 04:13:16,400 --> 04:13:16,820 But let me say this. 4544 04:13:16,820 --> 04:13:18,200 You're never going to beat the FBI. 4545 04:13:18,420 --> 04:13:19,620 When it comes to being a gangster. 4546 04:13:19,880 --> 04:13:20,080 Hey. 4547 04:13:20,480 --> 04:13:21,860 When it comes to being a gangster. 4548 04:13:21,860 --> 04:13:23,280 When it comes to being a gangster. 4549 04:13:24,360 --> 04:13:26,020 You got to have balls. 4550 04:13:27,500 --> 04:13:28,720 Told me he kept beating the cases. 4551 04:13:28,860 --> 04:13:29,300 But let me say this. 4552 04:13:29,660 --> 04:13:30,440 Let me say this. 4553 04:13:30,460 --> 04:13:31,720 You're never going to beat the FBI. 4554 04:13:32,060 --> 04:13:32,900 When it comes to being a gangster. 4555 04:13:33,100 --> 04:13:33,860 Look at that guy. 4556 04:13:34,000 --> 04:13:35,960 Fucking mad angel. 4557 04:13:37,040 --> 04:13:38,240 The guy's a mad angel. 4558 04:13:45,460 --> 04:13:46,860 This is me on the stream. 4559 04:13:48,260 --> 04:13:49,860 They managed to get me on the stream. 4560 04:13:50,500 --> 04:13:51,880 Class background like that. 4561 04:13:51,880 --> 04:13:51,900 Class background like that. 4562 04:13:57,740 --> 04:13:58,860 What can I say? 4563 04:13:58,940 --> 04:14:00,160 Guy's got balls. 4564 04:14:02,320 --> 04:14:03,460 That piece of shit. 4565 04:14:03,580 --> 04:14:05,280 Gotti has got a lot of balls. 4566 04:14:07,960 --> 04:14:09,180 What can I say? 4567 04:14:09,900 --> 04:14:11,880 Took a lot of balls to do that shit. 4568 04:14:12,560 --> 04:14:12,660 Hey. 4569 04:14:12,660 --> 04:14:13,560 You got those feds. 4570 04:14:13,560 --> 04:14:13,740 Those feds. 4571 04:14:13,740 --> 04:14:15,880 Those feds. 4572 04:14:15,880 --> 04:14:16,280 Right? 4573 04:14:17,900 --> 04:14:19,840 Those feds couldn't catch a cold. 4574 04:14:20,200 --> 04:14:21,340 In the Antarctic. 4575 04:14:21,760 --> 04:14:23,560 During the month of December. 4576 04:14:24,960 --> 04:14:26,020 In an igloo. 4577 04:14:29,020 --> 04:14:30,760 And they've run out of oil. 4578 04:14:32,760 --> 04:14:35,580 And they've no more turf left for the fire. 4579 04:14:39,420 --> 04:14:41,860 And they've just got out the shower though. 4580 04:14:41,940 --> 04:14:43,460 So it feels even colder. 4581 04:14:46,300 --> 04:14:47,720 Those feds. 4582 04:14:49,140 --> 04:14:51,280 Those feds are real pieces of shit. 4583 04:14:52,580 --> 04:14:54,020 That guy's got balls. 4584 04:14:54,420 --> 04:14:55,300 Gotti's got balls. 4585 04:14:55,300 --> 04:14:55,800 Gangster. 4586 04:14:56,320 --> 04:14:57,040 Gotti. 4587 04:14:57,100 --> 04:14:59,340 Believe all his own publicity. 4588 04:14:59,760 --> 04:14:59,980 Hey. 4589 04:15:00,920 --> 04:15:04,100 He put mafia on the forefront of every newspaper. 4590 04:15:04,240 --> 04:15:05,980 Because he became a movie star. 4591 04:15:06,120 --> 04:15:06,740 Not a gangster. 4592 04:15:06,900 --> 04:15:08,640 He became a movie star. 4593 04:15:09,320 --> 04:15:11,180 Every picture they had of him. 4594 04:15:11,260 --> 04:15:12,340 They put on the paper. 4595 04:15:12,480 --> 04:15:14,720 Because she became bigger than a mobster. 4596 04:15:14,760 --> 04:15:16,020 He was a movie star. 4597 04:15:17,460 --> 04:15:19,160 He was a movie star. 4598 04:15:21,240 --> 04:15:22,340 Hey Gotti. 4599 04:15:22,400 --> 04:15:22,840 Gotti. 4600 04:15:22,880 --> 04:15:23,500 How you doing? 4601 04:15:23,600 --> 04:15:24,240 Gotti. 4602 04:15:24,760 --> 04:15:26,500 Forefront of every newspaper. 4603 04:15:26,820 --> 04:15:28,380 Because he became a movie star. 4604 04:15:28,500 --> 04:15:29,120 Not a gangster. 4605 04:15:29,560 --> 04:15:30,220 There is no water. 4606 04:15:30,480 --> 04:15:31,160 And in the end. 4607 04:15:31,260 --> 04:15:32,420 They sell each other out. 4608 04:15:32,820 --> 04:15:34,420 These are bad guys. 4609 04:15:34,860 --> 04:15:36,580 Doing bad things. 4610 04:15:37,060 --> 04:15:39,400 And it's all about them. 4611 04:15:39,780 --> 04:15:41,660 These are bad guys. 4612 04:15:42,020 --> 04:15:44,140 They're doing bad things. 4613 04:15:44,140 --> 04:15:47,440 And it's all about them. 4614 04:15:48,440 --> 04:15:49,120 Is that what it was? 4615 04:15:49,380 --> 04:15:49,860 Is that what he... 4616 04:15:49,860 --> 04:15:51,320 Doing bad things. 4617 04:15:51,560 --> 04:15:52,480 Let's see how we try to rap. 4618 04:15:52,880 --> 04:15:54,480 These are bad guys. 4619 04:15:54,900 --> 04:15:56,640 Doing bad things. 4620 04:15:56,920 --> 04:15:59,500 And it's all about them. 4621 04:16:01,900 --> 04:16:02,940 How about that? 4622 04:16:04,180 --> 04:16:05,400 Pure bad cunts, man. 4623 04:16:06,100 --> 04:16:07,200 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 4624 04:16:07,360 --> 04:16:08,120 What you gonna do? 4625 04:16:08,360 --> 04:16:10,040 What you gonna do when they come for you? 4626 04:16:10,140 --> 04:16:11,180 Bad cunts, bad cunts. 4627 04:16:11,360 --> 04:16:12,180 What you gonna do? 4628 04:16:12,360 --> 04:16:14,120 What you gonna do when they come for you? 4629 04:16:14,120 --> 04:16:23,160 Bad cunts, bad cunts 4630 04:16:23,160 --> 04:16:24,100 What you gonna do 4631 04:16:24,100 --> 04:16:25,100 What you gonna do 4632 04:16:25,100 --> 04:16:26,060 When they come for you 4633 04:16:26,060 --> 04:16:28,000 Hey the Dutch gold kid 4634 04:16:28,000 --> 04:16:28,780 Thank you very much 4635 04:16:28,780 --> 04:16:30,160 The Dutch gold kid man 4636 04:16:30,160 --> 04:16:31,600 Thank you very much 4637 04:16:31,600 --> 04:16:32,960 We're missing the documentary man 4638 04:16:32,960 --> 04:16:34,660 This is a John Gotti documentary 4639 04:16:34,660 --> 04:16:36,540 It's a John Gotti-mentary for you man 4640 04:16:36,540 --> 04:16:39,380 Let's play this 4641 04:16:39,380 --> 04:16:40,260 Let's play this 4642 04:16:40,260 --> 04:16:41,160 Bad cunts 4643 04:16:41,160 --> 04:16:41,960 Bad cunts 4644 04:16:41,960 --> 04:16:42,640 He's in the world 4645 04:16:42,640 --> 04:16:43,900 Sit down together 4646 04:16:43,900 --> 04:16:45,260 Who's that? 4647 04:16:46,160 --> 04:16:47,760 The Dutch gold kid again 4648 04:16:47,760 --> 04:16:48,660 Thank you very much 4649 04:16:48,660 --> 04:16:50,600 The Dutch gold kid again 4650 04:16:50,600 --> 04:16:52,740 Can't believe you man 4651 04:16:52,740 --> 04:16:54,660 Thank you so much 4652 04:16:54,660 --> 04:16:59,000 I can't believe you 4653 04:17:13,680 --> 04:17:14,760 The face to face meeting 4654 04:17:14,760 --> 04:17:16,180 Between Ronald Reagan 4655 04:17:16,180 --> 04:17:17,780 And Mikhail Gorbachev 4656 04:17:17,780 --> 04:17:17,800 Gorbachev 4657 04:17:17,800 --> 04:17:18,320 Gorbachev 4658 04:17:18,320 --> 04:17:20,240 The beginning of a new world order 4659 04:17:20,240 --> 04:17:21,820 The new world order 4660 04:17:21,820 --> 04:17:23,360 The fucking new world order 4661 04:17:23,360 --> 04:17:24,460 That's where that began 4662 04:17:24,460 --> 04:17:25,120 Look 4663 04:17:25,120 --> 04:17:27,260 Gorbachev 4664 04:17:27,260 --> 04:17:29,080 Put the pieces of the puzzle together 4665 04:17:29,080 --> 04:17:30,060 In your mind's eye 4666 04:17:30,060 --> 04:17:31,700 And look 4667 04:17:31,700 --> 04:17:32,460 The next shot 4668 04:17:32,460 --> 04:17:34,100 Twin towers 4669 04:17:34,100 --> 04:17:35,840 New world order 4670 04:17:35,840 --> 04:17:37,140 Twin towers 4671 04:17:37,140 --> 04:17:39,300 New world order 4672 04:17:39,300 --> 04:17:40,420 Twin towers 4673 04:17:40,420 --> 04:17:43,140 New World Order 4674 04:17:43,140 --> 04:17:45,040 NWO 4675 04:17:45,040 --> 04:17:46,560 The Two Towers 4676 04:17:46,560 --> 04:17:49,220 It's a strange situation 4677 04:17:49,220 --> 04:17:51,060 I'm sorry that we came across it now 4678 04:17:51,060 --> 04:17:55,420 Kaelish, White or Khalees 4679 04:17:55,420 --> 04:17:56,860 Thank you very much 4680 04:17:56,860 --> 04:17:59,660 Speaking of Cleopatra 4681 04:17:59,660 --> 04:18:03,580 You and JVP got the rhymes flowing like the Nile River 4682 04:18:03,580 --> 04:18:05,280 Thank you very much for that bar 4683 04:18:05,280 --> 04:18:06,960 It's a great bar Khalees 4684 04:18:06,960 --> 04:18:09,580 And I will take that bar 4685 04:18:09,580 --> 04:18:12,560 I won't ruin it but I'll steal it and use it in my way 4686 04:18:12,560 --> 04:18:12,980 Thank you 4687 04:18:12,980 --> 04:18:15,680 Mark Bergen 2 4688 04:18:15,680 --> 04:18:19,820 Thank you very much Mark Bergen 2 4689 04:18:19,820 --> 04:18:21,500 It's very very kind of you 4690 04:18:21,500 --> 04:18:23,100 And Khalees White for the bars 4691 04:18:23,100 --> 04:18:33,340 Look at that man 4692 04:18:33,340 --> 04:18:34,820 Seismic 4693 04:18:34,820 --> 04:18:36,240 Look at the cigar 4694 04:18:36,240 --> 04:18:38,740 Look at the cigar work 4695 04:18:38,740 --> 04:18:41,220 Pure cigar work 4696 04:18:41,220 --> 04:18:42,540 Look wow 4697 04:18:42,540 --> 04:18:46,000 That's when fucking criminals were allowed to be fucking criminals 4698 04:18:46,000 --> 04:18:46,760 Cigars 4699 04:18:46,760 --> 04:18:48,240 The whole shambouzi 4700 04:18:48,240 --> 04:18:50,980 Over the past several months 4701 04:18:50,980 --> 04:18:53,980 There has been one big organized crime case after another 4702 04:18:53,980 --> 04:18:59,700 This is a war that can be done in the war that we do not rest on our accomplishments but rather redouble our efforts 4703 04:18:59,700 --> 04:19:05,660 Rudy Giuliani at that time the US attorney for the Southern District of New York 4704 04:19:05,660 --> 04:19:06,220 Rudy 4705 04:19:06,220 --> 04:19:11,400 And a systematic takedown of organized crime by cutting off the head of the snake 4706 04:19:11,400 --> 04:19:15,740 Well we brought a case and the theory of the case was the commission as a- 4707 04:19:15,740 --> 04:19:20,900 Michael Chertoff former US Secretary of Homeland Security 4708 04:19:20,900 --> 04:19:30,160 The whole was a racketeering enterprise and they were operating La Cosa Nostra the American Mafia as part of a single unitary conspiracy 4709 04:19:30,160 --> 04:19:31,000 You're joking me 4710 04:19:31,000 --> 04:19:37,040 The commission was the name for the most dangerous and exclusive club in the world 4711 04:19:37,040 --> 04:19:40,160 Was it called the Mafia by any chance? 4712 04:19:40,160 --> 04:19:45,760 Was restricted to only the heads of the five American families of organized crime 4713 04:19:46,640 --> 04:19:49,360 When we finished the case everybody was convicted 4714 04:19:49,360 --> 04:19:51,360 Pat Cox MEP 4715 04:19:51,360 --> 04:19:53,620 Thank you very much Pat Cox MEP 4716 04:19:53,620 --> 04:19:56,600 I'll vote for you next time you're up to vote 4717 04:19:56,600 --> 04:19:58,980 Against this siege a new leader would emerge 4718 04:19:58,980 --> 04:20:00,620 Lottie Lottie 4719 04:20:00,620 --> 04:20:01,880 Free John Gotti 4720 04:20:01,880 --> 04:20:02,920 Lottie Lottie 4721 04:20:02,920 --> 04:20:04,020 Free John Gotti 4722 04:20:04,020 --> 04:20:05,060 The king of New York 4723 04:20:05,060 --> 04:20:06,480 Yeah the king of New York 4724 04:20:06,480 --> 04:20:12,960 Anybody who was growing up in the 80s certainly knew who John Gotti was 4725 04:20:12,960 --> 04:20:39,620 He was the most flamboyant organized crime figure of our lifetime he would become the new face they were looking at 25 to life for death law look over was through force the way that he maintained his position was through force force 22 years in December 1985 the head of the Gambino crime family sorry about this one sec now it doesn't really feel 4726 04:20:39,620 --> 04:20:43,180 This. 4727 04:20:43,180 --> 04:20:45,180 This. 4728 04:20:45,180 --> 04:20:47,180 This. 4729 04:20:47,180 --> 04:20:49,180 This. 4730 04:20:49,180 --> 04:20:51,180 This. 4731 04:20:51,180 --> 04:20:53,180 This. 4732 04:20:53,180 --> 04:20:55,180 This. 4733 04:20:55,180 --> 04:21:25,160 This. 4734 04:21:25,160 --> 04:21:27,160 This. 4735 04:21:27,160 --> 04:21:29,160 This. 4736 04:21:29,160 --> 04:21:31,160 This. 4737 04:21:31,160 --> 04:21:33,160 This. 4738 04:21:33,160 --> 04:21:35,160 This. 4739 04:21:35,160 --> 04:21:37,160 This. 4740 04:21:37,160 --> 04:21:39,160 This. 4741 04:21:39,160 --> 04:21:41,160 This. 4742 04:21:41,160 --> 04:21:41,160 This. 4743 04:21:41,160 --> 04:21:42,160 This. 4744 04:21:42,160 --> 04:21:44,160 This. 4745 04:21:44,160 --> 04:21:46,160 This. 4746 04:21:46,160 --> 04:21:48,160 This. 4747 04:21:48,160 --> 04:21:50,160 This. 4748 04:21:50,160 --> 04:21:52,160 This. 4749 04:21:52,160 --> 04:22:02,160 This. 4750 04:22:02,160 --> 04:22:04,160 This. 4751 04:22:04,160 --> 04:22:06,160 This. 4752 04:22:06,160 --> 04:22:08,160 This. 4753 04:22:08,160 --> 04:22:10,160 This. 4754 04:22:10,160 --> 04:22:12,160 This. 4755 04:22:12,160 --> 04:22:14,160 This. 4756 04:22:14,160 --> 04:22:16,160 This. 4757 04:22:16,160 --> 04:22:25,320 king of New York. Let's sit back and watch this shit. It's about a bad guy called Jonathan 4758 04:22:25,320 --> 04:22:35,640 Gotti. The Gambino family at the time Castellano was in charge was the largest single organized 4759 04:22:35,640 --> 04:23:05,620 crime family. Mr. Carter, congratulations Mr. Carter. You got a son. All North America. They were the big dogs. They were the big puppies. Paul Castellano ran that family. Paul Castellano. He was actually a kind of a model of a mob businessman. He was a beautiful man. He had a beautiful face. He was actually a kind of a model. Look at that face. He was a model. The guy 4760 04:23:05,620 --> 04:23:35,400 was a fucking catwalk musician. That guy used to run up and down Fifth Avenue with no pants on singing A.O. Watch me go. You see my little John Thomas? That's how he rolls. We picked him up on an indecent exposure charge. We winded up getting him 25 to life on a fucking Rico because his dick was swinging on Fifth Ave. 4761 04:23:35,600 --> 04:23:51,860 This is no shit. Real true crime stories. He wants to make money controlling industries. If you could control the allocation of contracts and get kickbacks, you could make millions and millions of dollars. Thank you very much for the kickback, baby. 4762 04:23:54,600 --> 04:23:55,160 Congratulations. 4763 04:23:55,600 --> 04:24:04,920 The boss of bosses was Paul Castellano. So the last commissioned boss was the boss of the Gambino organized crime family. 4764 04:24:05,180 --> 04:24:06,180 Thank you. 4765 04:24:06,280 --> 04:24:11,700 Hey, Darren Attlee. Thank you so much, Darren Attlee. Congratulations, Darren. 4766 04:24:12,480 --> 04:24:17,600 Was Paul really well liked? I don't think so. I think a lot of... 4767 04:24:17,600 --> 04:24:25,260 Oh, if it isn't my old pal, Michael Franzese. He was a former capo at the Colombo family. 4768 04:24:26,160 --> 04:24:26,820 Thank you. 4769 04:24:26,820 --> 04:24:34,720 The thing about Colombo was you couldn't put anything past him. He solved crimes as well as cause crime. Organized crime. 4770 04:24:35,600 --> 04:24:38,600 Hey, that's... that Darren Attlee up there. She's doing good, too. 4771 04:24:38,840 --> 04:24:39,820 Thank you very much. 4772 04:24:39,880 --> 04:24:50,020 Yeah, we don't touch the shit. Don't get your hands dirty and shit. We don't touch drugs. 4773 04:24:50,020 --> 04:24:51,800 Paul Castellano was very much concerned about narcotics trafficking in the family. 4774 04:24:52,000 --> 04:24:52,440 Where's your son? 4775 04:24:52,460 --> 04:24:57,580 Because of the concern that could expose people to great penalties and they might then flip. 4776 04:24:57,720 --> 04:24:58,860 Where's your goddamn son? 4777 04:24:58,860 --> 04:25:01,880 So he basically said, if you trafficking drugs in the family, you're dead. 4778 04:25:02,440 --> 04:25:06,320 If you touch my family again, Pop Quiz, you're dead. 4779 04:25:06,320 --> 04:25:09,880 Paul Castellano and an underboss named Thomas Bellotti. 4780 04:25:10,160 --> 04:25:17,880 Bellotti. That son of a bitch Bellotti. He walked down to Parks 210. I remember that crazy cat clown. 4781 04:25:18,760 --> 04:25:19,780 I skinned him alive. 4782 04:25:20,000 --> 04:25:23,140 The Sparks Steakhouse for a meeting and a meal. 4783 04:25:23,520 --> 04:25:24,580 Sparks Steakhouse. 4784 04:25:24,580 --> 04:25:29,500 Some men wearing long white trench coats and Russian hats came out of the shadows. 4785 04:25:30,140 --> 04:25:32,620 The mobsters never made it out of the car. 4786 04:25:32,620 --> 04:25:34,820 Hey, they never made it out of the car. Why? 4787 04:25:35,800 --> 04:25:37,580 Because kablam kablam. 4788 04:25:38,280 --> 04:25:41,400 Somebody came down with a piece to the back of the cabbage. 4789 04:25:41,760 --> 04:25:42,420 A rub-out. 4790 04:25:43,960 --> 04:25:46,180 Authorities were certain of one thing. 4791 04:25:46,380 --> 04:25:47,360 It was a rub-out. 4792 04:25:48,420 --> 04:25:52,420 Right after I saw that, I had to go home and rub one out myself. 4793 04:25:53,420 --> 04:25:58,280 Just to get the pain and the torment of witnessing a heavily handed murder. 4794 04:25:59,560 --> 04:26:04,540 The only way to succeed in life after that was to masturbate and move on. 4795 04:26:08,680 --> 04:26:10,920 Authorities were certain of one thing. 4796 04:26:11,240 --> 04:26:11,980 It was a rub-out. 4797 04:26:11,980 --> 04:26:14,840 Castellano and Bellotti had been killed by their own. 4798 04:26:15,080 --> 04:26:16,500 They've been rubbed out. 4799 04:26:16,860 --> 04:26:23,460 One of the things the commission was supposed to do was to pass on whether you can kill a boss. 4800 04:26:23,820 --> 04:26:24,120 Oh. 4801 04:26:24,860 --> 04:26:26,660 You know you never kill the boss. 4802 04:26:27,960 --> 04:26:31,600 You gotta have balls if you want to try and kill the boss. 4803 04:26:34,920 --> 04:26:40,660 And if you kill the boss without commission permission, that itself would result in a death penalty. 4804 04:26:41,180 --> 04:26:41,520 Right. 4805 04:26:41,740 --> 04:26:44,680 And Castellano was not approved by the commission as a hit. 4806 04:26:45,320 --> 04:26:46,960 In the shadows, down the street, was the man. 4807 04:26:46,960 --> 04:26:47,980 I tell you one thing. 4808 04:26:47,980 --> 04:26:51,480 That son of a bitch Castellano used to suck balls. 4809 04:26:52,880 --> 04:26:53,200 Hey. 4810 04:26:53,760 --> 04:26:57,460 If you ask me, he wasn't so much of a loss. 4811 04:26:57,920 --> 04:27:00,900 Especially the family he'd let down so badly. 4812 04:27:01,380 --> 04:27:02,900 And who ordered the slaying? 4813 04:27:03,380 --> 04:27:04,300 John Gotti. 4814 04:27:04,800 --> 04:27:08,240 A man who would become known as the Teflon Don. 4815 04:27:08,640 --> 04:27:10,140 The Teflon Don. 4816 04:27:10,860 --> 04:27:11,420 Fontaine. 4817 04:27:11,420 --> 04:27:13,680 He carried himself like he was the Godfather. 4818 04:27:14,240 --> 04:27:15,340 You know, he looked the part. 4819 04:27:15,340 --> 04:27:19,360 He was right out of central casting, no doubt about it. 4820 04:27:20,060 --> 04:27:23,580 Clearly he was a charismatic figure and he ruled the roost. 4821 04:27:24,280 --> 04:27:26,720 He made his reputation within the mob. 4822 04:27:26,860 --> 04:27:27,080 Right. 4823 04:27:27,080 --> 04:27:28,240 A decade earlier. 4824 04:27:29,640 --> 04:27:34,100 Look, I know all you out there saying, yeah, we love Teflon Don. 4825 04:27:35,060 --> 04:27:39,020 That guy, John Gotti, he was a space galoon. 4826 04:27:40,100 --> 04:27:41,460 He was a cool cat. 4827 04:27:42,020 --> 04:27:42,760 He was a pitcher. 4828 04:27:42,920 --> 04:27:43,660 He was a receiver. 4829 04:27:43,900 --> 04:27:45,740 He was a fucking umpire. 4830 04:27:46,140 --> 04:27:46,840 He had it all. 4831 04:27:47,620 --> 04:27:52,180 But I know for a fact, I seen this happen. 4832 04:27:54,000 --> 04:27:55,500 He thought he was still asleep. 4833 04:27:55,640 --> 04:27:56,640 Oh, he was half asleep. 4834 04:27:58,160 --> 04:28:02,180 We were all, we'd all be up all night still in Little Italy. 4835 04:28:03,340 --> 04:28:09,660 You know, drinking and whatever else we were doing back up those times. 4836 04:28:09,840 --> 04:28:11,300 They were mad cat times. 4837 04:28:11,520 --> 04:28:12,840 Before I joined the force. 4838 04:28:13,500 --> 04:28:17,520 But Gotti brought me, still asleep on the bar. 4839 04:28:18,500 --> 04:28:25,060 The next morning, I went over to Gotti to see if he wanted to get a cab to the pizza shack to get a slice. 4840 04:28:26,780 --> 04:28:28,960 But I went over and tapped him on his arm. 4841 04:28:28,960 --> 04:28:30,380 He was still asleep like this. 4842 04:28:33,160 --> 04:28:36,780 And he went, his finger, he went with his finger right up his nose. 4843 04:28:37,180 --> 04:28:39,420 And then a little pig came out. 4844 04:28:40,120 --> 04:28:41,500 His eyes were still closed. 4845 04:28:41,820 --> 04:28:44,860 So he didn't know that I knew this, that he was doing this. 4846 04:28:45,460 --> 04:28:46,180 But he had it. 4847 04:28:46,680 --> 04:28:49,640 Now, I never seen him do that in Campos Mentis. 4848 04:28:51,440 --> 04:28:56,740 As far as I know, John Gotti, if he knew that I knew that he had done that, 4849 04:28:57,160 --> 04:29:00,320 he would have, oh, Fontaine'd me to the back of the head. 4850 04:29:00,540 --> 04:29:01,780 No doubt about it. 4851 04:29:03,320 --> 04:29:08,260 But, uh, that doesn't mean to say that he's not a picker and an eater. 4852 04:29:08,480 --> 04:29:09,360 Because he is. 4853 04:29:10,800 --> 04:29:12,520 I've seen that with my own eyes. 4854 04:29:12,600 --> 04:29:13,620 I'll never forget that. 4855 04:29:14,320 --> 04:29:16,500 Grotty Gotti, as I call him. 4856 04:29:16,820 --> 04:29:17,700 That boy, too. 4857 04:29:19,480 --> 04:29:19,920 Scum. 4858 04:29:21,180 --> 04:29:23,040 He was a notorious hijacker. 4859 04:29:23,240 --> 04:29:24,980 And a notorious nose picker. 4860 04:29:25,300 --> 04:29:29,760 The only thing he was hijacking were the bogeys out of his nose. 4861 04:29:30,700 --> 04:29:34,580 That guy's schnoz was so clean, he could whistle a tune out of it. 4862 04:29:38,260 --> 04:29:41,400 He went to prison for hijacking and other crimes at that point. 4863 04:29:42,160 --> 04:29:44,720 He would break all the unwritten rules. 4864 04:29:45,180 --> 04:29:48,040 John Gotti really put himself in the spotlight. 4865 04:29:49,500 --> 04:29:53,560 Why, if you are a criminal, would you want to attract people's attention? 4866 04:29:54,000 --> 04:29:56,620 Exact opposite of what you should be trying to do. 4867 04:29:57,120 --> 04:29:57,780 John Gotti. 4868 04:29:57,780 --> 04:29:58,880 John Gotti becomes the face of the... 4869 04:29:58,880 --> 04:30:01,260 John Snotty, more like. 4870 04:30:02,540 --> 04:30:03,660 King of the Pickers. 4871 04:30:04,720 --> 04:30:07,480 America Mafia in the 1990s on the cover of Time Magazine. 4872 04:30:07,940 --> 04:30:09,820 And the best line about Gotti was... 4873 04:30:09,820 --> 04:30:10,460 Cosinostra. 4874 04:30:11,180 --> 04:30:11,760 This thing of... 4875 04:30:11,760 --> 04:30:12,360 Cosinostra. 4876 04:30:12,740 --> 04:30:14,460 For Gotti, it was this thing of mine. 4877 04:30:14,780 --> 04:30:17,940 Gotta say about Gotti, George Anastasia and Gotti. 4878 04:30:18,180 --> 04:30:19,340 They're all interested in money. 4879 04:30:19,520 --> 04:30:20,940 They're always interested in money. 4880 04:30:21,000 --> 04:30:21,900 Money, money, money. 4881 04:30:21,960 --> 04:30:22,140 And that's kind of the difference. 4882 04:30:22,620 --> 04:30:23,620 Yeah, they love money. 4883 04:30:23,720 --> 04:30:24,560 These guys love money. 4884 04:30:24,620 --> 04:30:25,240 What about it? 4885 04:30:25,420 --> 04:30:28,140 Gotti didn't care about the unwritten rules. 4886 04:30:28,760 --> 04:30:30,020 Don't ever touch me. 4887 04:30:30,100 --> 04:30:35,360 Don't ever touch me. 4888 04:30:35,360 --> 04:30:38,240 Sitting dumb. 4889 04:30:39,080 --> 04:30:40,860 It was brilliant in one aspect. 4890 04:30:41,120 --> 04:30:43,200 But on the other aspect, it was the biggest blunder. 4891 04:30:43,320 --> 04:30:44,780 The dumbest thing to be done in history. 4892 04:30:44,780 --> 04:30:45,260 Oh, it was the dumb blunder. 4893 04:30:45,260 --> 04:30:45,940 Of the mob. 4894 04:30:46,620 --> 04:30:48,620 The whole goddamn mob. 4895 04:30:48,620 --> 04:30:48,620 The whole goddamn mob. 4896 04:30:48,620 --> 04:30:49,860 Force to be reckoned with. 4897 04:30:50,440 --> 04:30:58,780 In 1986, the year Gotti took over, the Gambino family was thought to be the most powerful mob outfit in America. 4898 04:30:59,300 --> 04:31:02,580 With a rumored income of half a billion dollars. 4899 04:31:02,760 --> 04:31:03,840 Did you see that roster? 4900 04:31:03,840 --> 04:31:03,960 The Gambino family. 4901 04:31:03,960 --> 04:31:03,960 The Gambino family. 4902 04:31:03,960 --> 04:31:04,140 Did you see that roster? 4903 04:31:04,140 --> 04:31:04,960 Look at that roster. 4904 04:31:04,960 --> 04:31:05,620 Look at that roster. 4905 04:31:05,620 --> 04:31:06,300 The Gambino family. 4906 04:31:06,840 --> 04:31:07,520 Look at that. 4907 04:31:07,760 --> 04:31:09,360 John Gotti, a boss. 4908 04:31:13,260 --> 04:31:13,700 Hierarchy. 4909 04:31:13,880 --> 04:31:14,560 Was thought to be. 4910 04:31:14,940 --> 04:31:16,460 We got these three goombas. 4911 04:31:17,020 --> 04:31:17,720 Look at that. 4912 04:31:17,920 --> 04:31:19,160 Frank Locascio. 4913 04:31:19,340 --> 04:31:19,540 Beat. 4914 04:31:20,500 --> 04:31:22,420 Joseph Aramoni. 4915 04:31:26,240 --> 04:31:26,360 The. 4916 04:31:27,400 --> 04:31:29,040 Salvatore Gopano. 4917 04:31:29,740 --> 04:31:31,360 And then we got the Capo Decina. 4918 04:31:31,760 --> 04:31:32,780 The Capos. 4919 04:31:33,440 --> 04:31:34,160 Powerful. 4920 04:31:34,480 --> 04:31:35,520 Look at these guys. 4921 04:31:36,980 --> 04:31:37,120 The. 4922 04:31:37,120 --> 04:31:37,340 The. 4923 04:31:37,340 --> 04:31:38,620 Mob outfit in America. 4924 04:31:38,980 --> 04:31:43,140 With a rumored income of half a billion dollars a year. 4925 04:31:45,440 --> 04:31:47,100 Carlo Gambino himself. 4926 04:31:47,220 --> 04:31:48,100 Look at that guy. 4927 04:31:48,260 --> 04:31:49,540 Carlo Gambino. 4928 04:31:51,820 --> 04:31:55,260 We used to sling bat a sling bat down the alleyway with him. 4929 04:31:55,400 --> 04:31:55,940 Slingshot. 4930 04:31:56,020 --> 04:31:56,560 Ding bats. 4931 04:31:57,520 --> 04:31:58,300 Stick ball. 4932 04:31:59,680 --> 04:32:00,700 Pitch and toss. 4933 04:32:01,600 --> 04:32:02,320 Brick climbing. 4934 04:32:03,660 --> 04:32:04,460 Branch throwing. 4935 04:32:04,620 --> 04:32:05,240 Tree falling. 4936 04:32:06,260 --> 04:32:07,080 Cartwheels. 4937 04:32:08,420 --> 04:32:08,940 Summersaults. 4938 04:32:08,980 --> 04:32:09,500 Backflips. 4939 04:32:09,580 --> 04:32:10,340 We used to do everything. 4940 04:32:10,540 --> 04:32:11,060 Myself. 4941 04:32:11,500 --> 04:32:12,660 And this man right here. 4942 04:32:13,300 --> 04:32:14,380 A sweet, sweet man. 4943 04:32:14,500 --> 04:32:15,520 Dollars a year. 4944 04:32:18,000 --> 04:32:19,400 Carlo Gambino himself. 4945 04:32:19,640 --> 04:32:20,200 Carlo. 4946 04:32:21,540 --> 04:32:22,140 Gambino. 4947 04:32:23,200 --> 04:32:24,640 An absolute sweetheart. 4948 04:32:25,920 --> 04:32:27,720 Self died in 1976. 4949 04:32:28,500 --> 04:32:32,760 He had left a legacy of domination over union corruption. 4950 04:32:33,180 --> 04:32:33,820 Sweetheart. 4951 04:32:33,820 --> 04:32:36,160 And really involved in the construction racket. 4952 04:32:36,640 --> 04:32:40,400 You might think of them as kind of a super taxing authority. 4953 04:32:40,640 --> 04:32:45,880 If you built construction concrete in Manhattan, you had to pay 4% of the mob. 4954 04:32:46,300 --> 04:32:46,520 If you. 4955 04:32:46,600 --> 04:32:52,240 I remember when myself and Gambino, we went down to, uh, or Gambino, sorry. 4956 04:32:53,240 --> 04:32:55,780 We went down to the cement mixing unit. 4957 04:32:56,280 --> 04:32:57,880 Down to the construction yard. 4958 04:32:58,700 --> 04:32:59,500 This was Hell's Kitchen. 4959 04:33:00,780 --> 04:33:07,120 Gambino said, hey, you're gonna mix that cement? 4960 04:33:08,320 --> 04:33:10,540 Or am I gonna have to kick your ass? 4961 04:33:12,360 --> 04:33:14,680 I said, hey, Gambino, leave the guy alone. 4962 04:33:14,780 --> 04:33:15,900 He's a construction worker. 4963 04:33:15,980 --> 04:33:17,460 He doesn't want anything to do with you. 4964 04:33:18,060 --> 04:33:23,540 He goes, hey, that piece of shit owes me money. 4965 04:33:24,440 --> 04:33:28,120 And the construction worker was like, hey, get off the site. 4966 04:33:28,480 --> 04:33:29,900 Go tell that to the foreman. 4967 04:33:32,160 --> 04:33:35,060 Gambino reaches into his pocket and says, 4968 04:33:36,720 --> 04:33:37,640 Hey. 4969 04:33:38,960 --> 04:33:40,360 Here's the foreman, kid. 4970 04:33:42,140 --> 04:33:43,460 Tell me your worries. 4971 04:33:43,460 --> 04:33:57,620 It was at that moment I knew I was not cut out to be a gangster. 4972 04:33:58,320 --> 04:34:00,920 I decided to head down to the local precinct. 4973 04:34:01,860 --> 04:34:04,300 And that's when I became a fully fledged Fontaine. 4974 04:34:04,960 --> 04:34:05,900 U.S. Army. 4975 04:34:06,680 --> 04:34:07,420 7th Division. 4976 04:34:07,620 --> 04:34:08,380 Fontaine Unit. 4977 04:34:08,880 --> 04:34:09,780 Stars and stripes. 4978 04:34:09,920 --> 04:34:10,700 Colors never run. 4979 04:34:12,140 --> 04:34:14,560 Ran waste carting, a garbage removal. 4980 04:34:14,980 --> 04:34:17,320 The mob controlled that and they got kickbacks. 4981 04:34:17,420 --> 04:34:20,220 They did loan sharking, lending money at exorbitant rates. 4982 04:34:20,620 --> 04:34:22,880 They ran huge gambling enterprises. 4983 04:34:23,520 --> 04:34:27,280 They generated their money through almost every kind of criminal activity you can imagine. 4984 04:34:28,240 --> 04:34:28,800 Prostitution. 4985 04:34:29,940 --> 04:34:30,460 Gambling. 4986 04:34:31,380 --> 04:34:37,680 It's estimated that Gotti himself made $12 million in cash in his first year's boss. 4987 04:34:37,980 --> 04:34:39,360 Chrismatic guy for sure. 4988 04:34:39,360 --> 04:34:41,260 But he was a degenerate gambler. 4989 04:34:41,520 --> 04:34:44,840 He was an obsessive from the minute he woke up in the morning. 4990 04:34:45,140 --> 04:34:48,420 So whatever he's bringing in, he's getting a double or triple that. 4991 04:34:48,420 --> 04:34:49,040 Thank you very much. 4992 04:34:49,040 --> 04:34:52,180 And you know, one of his doubtfuls is he didn't like to pay on top of that. 4993 04:34:52,340 --> 04:34:52,720 Thank you. 4994 04:34:52,900 --> 04:34:58,140 Gotti quickly got a reputation for stepping over bodies on his way to the top. 4995 04:34:58,700 --> 04:34:59,480 That's the thing. 4996 04:34:59,700 --> 04:35:02,700 Whenever Gotti would step over a body on the way to the top. 4997 04:35:02,700 --> 04:35:04,000 Reputation for... 4998 04:35:04,000 --> 04:35:07,820 We're wearing nothing other than fine Italian shoes. 4999 04:35:07,820 --> 04:35:08,460 Thank you. 5000 04:35:08,460 --> 04:35:08,760 Thank you. 5001 04:35:08,760 --> 04:35:09,320 Thank you. 5002 04:35:09,320 --> 04:35:10,220 Gorgeous George. 5003 04:35:10,300 --> 04:35:11,200 Thank you very much. 5004 04:35:11,260 --> 04:35:11,520 Stepping over... 5005 04:35:11,520 --> 04:35:14,700 Look at those fine Italian shoes. 5006 04:35:15,080 --> 04:35:18,560 Little do you know that they stepped on bodies and heads. 5007 04:35:18,960 --> 04:35:21,260 For bodies on his way to the top. 5008 04:35:21,400 --> 04:35:26,000 Look. 5009 04:35:26,180 --> 04:35:28,120 These guys got Gott so bad. 5010 04:35:28,260 --> 04:35:29,020 They got Gotti. 5011 04:35:29,620 --> 04:35:31,420 Teflon Don to the back of the head. 5012 04:35:31,700 --> 04:35:32,380 Back of the head. 5013 04:35:32,680 --> 04:35:33,280 Back of the head. 5014 04:35:33,460 --> 04:35:34,200 Let's see that again. 5015 04:35:37,020 --> 04:35:37,720 Back of the head. 5016 04:35:37,800 --> 04:35:38,160 Back of the head. 5017 04:35:38,300 --> 04:35:38,500 Oh. 5018 04:35:38,720 --> 04:35:39,180 Back of the head. 5019 04:35:39,300 --> 04:35:39,760 Back of the head. 5020 04:35:42,020 --> 04:35:45,180 Paul Castellano was murdered in December of 1985. 5021 04:35:45,620 --> 04:35:48,820 Remember that 85 Castellano went bye-bye. 5022 04:35:49,260 --> 04:35:50,260 I remember that winter. 5023 04:35:50,780 --> 04:35:52,620 It was the winter of discontent. 5024 04:35:53,460 --> 04:35:57,580 Gotti then convenes a meeting of the captains. 5025 04:35:57,720 --> 04:35:59,480 Now, here's how this works. 5026 04:35:59,960 --> 04:36:03,620 While you could vote in dissent of John Gotti becoming the boss... 5027 04:36:03,620 --> 04:36:03,900 Hey. 5028 04:36:05,000 --> 04:36:06,580 Thank you very much, gorgeous George. 5029 04:36:06,580 --> 04:36:10,260 If you are the person that votes in dissent, you will end up dead. 5030 04:36:11,760 --> 04:36:12,740 He was a robot. 5031 04:36:12,900 --> 04:36:15,280 He plans for himself to be a boss. 5032 04:36:16,540 --> 04:36:21,420 Before his reign was over, two of his closest friends would testify against him. 5033 04:36:21,900 --> 04:36:24,260 Willie Boy Johnson and Willie Batista. 5034 04:36:24,900 --> 04:36:27,560 Johnson's body was found with a bullet in it. 5035 04:36:28,100 --> 04:36:31,380 Batista was never seen or heard from again. 5036 04:36:31,960 --> 04:36:35,720 John Gotti's only problem was he got impressed with himself when he became a boss. 5037 04:36:35,720 --> 04:36:38,940 He said, I'm a gangster and I'll be a gangster till I die. 5038 04:36:40,020 --> 04:36:42,180 Pistoni, that son of a bitch Pistoni. 5039 04:36:42,360 --> 04:36:44,800 But himself when he became a boss, he said... 5040 04:36:44,800 --> 04:36:46,840 Joseph Pistoni. 5041 04:36:46,840 --> 04:36:47,800 Oh, a gangster and... 5042 04:36:48,300 --> 04:36:49,340 Cannot believe it. 5043 04:36:52,600 --> 04:36:54,580 Hey, when he came out, he was like a gangster. 5044 04:36:54,900 --> 04:36:57,080 He came out the oven, he was fresh like a gangster. 5045 04:36:58,020 --> 04:36:58,180 Hey. 5046 04:36:58,800 --> 04:37:00,760 When he came out, he came out the slammer. 5047 04:37:00,820 --> 04:37:02,100 He was ready to be a gangster. 5048 04:37:02,340 --> 04:37:02,860 I can only say it. 5049 04:37:02,860 --> 04:37:04,200 I was like, yeah, you're a gangster. 5050 04:37:05,880 --> 04:37:08,440 And that was the same with Gambino and Bambino. 5051 04:37:09,180 --> 04:37:15,060 They came out of the oven fresh like a batch loaf, which had just been in the oven all night long. 5052 04:37:15,940 --> 04:37:17,540 Laura's white sliced pan. 5053 04:37:18,180 --> 04:37:19,820 They came out of that oven. 5054 04:37:20,360 --> 04:37:22,680 They came out of that oven pushing H. 5055 04:37:25,720 --> 04:37:29,480 I put those guys' asses back into the slam hatch. 5056 04:37:30,200 --> 04:37:31,060 They couldn't... 5057 04:37:31,060 --> 04:37:32,240 But that made them worse. 5058 04:37:33,180 --> 04:37:38,960 You see, 22 years in the slam hatch, that meant they were pushing H out their ears. 5059 04:37:39,660 --> 04:37:42,120 They knew the tricks of the trade, see? 5060 04:37:42,440 --> 04:37:44,380 They learned from the best in the biz. 5061 04:37:45,140 --> 04:37:49,040 That's like sending a guy to the slam hatch, Rikers Island. 5062 04:37:49,680 --> 04:37:53,700 That's like sending him to an Ivy League university of crime. 5063 04:37:54,360 --> 04:37:56,640 And that's where I came out. 5064 04:37:56,900 --> 04:37:58,340 I met Fontaine. 5065 04:37:58,580 --> 04:37:59,740 I met Bambino. 5066 04:38:00,640 --> 04:38:01,080 Pistone. 5067 04:38:02,180 --> 04:38:02,780 Castellano. 5068 04:38:03,440 --> 04:38:04,360 Jimmy Juju. 5069 04:38:05,280 --> 04:38:06,380 Billy the Bingbat. 5070 04:38:06,820 --> 04:38:07,960 Sammy Slingbat. 5071 04:38:08,780 --> 04:38:09,960 Freddie Treefall. 5072 04:38:10,880 --> 04:38:11,940 Harvey Weinstein. 5073 04:38:12,980 --> 04:38:13,880 The Pavement. 5074 04:38:13,880 --> 04:38:16,200 Black Cabs. 5075 04:38:16,480 --> 04:38:17,600 Yellow Cabs. 5076 04:38:18,460 --> 04:38:19,620 You name it. 5077 04:38:20,220 --> 04:38:22,620 I met them all in Rikers. 5078 04:38:24,260 --> 04:38:26,140 We're gonna hear all about it right now. 5079 04:38:26,700 --> 04:38:28,180 I'll be a gangster till I die. 5080 04:38:28,720 --> 04:38:30,500 I'll be a gangster till I die. 5081 04:38:30,760 --> 04:38:32,040 Is what I said. 5082 04:38:32,440 --> 04:38:33,840 Until I became a cop. 5083 04:38:33,840 --> 04:38:35,160 They're gonna stay with you. 5084 04:38:35,620 --> 04:38:36,840 And eventually get you. 5085 04:38:36,840 --> 04:38:47,840 New York. 5086 04:38:47,900 --> 04:38:48,760 Another day. 5087 04:38:49,340 --> 04:38:50,100 And little Italy. 5088 04:38:50,460 --> 04:38:52,580 The paradise that never sleeps. 5089 04:38:54,320 --> 04:38:55,580 Let's go back again. 5090 04:38:55,680 --> 04:38:56,820 Let's go back right again. 5091 04:38:56,960 --> 04:38:58,160 Bring this back to the Goddy. 5092 04:38:58,220 --> 04:38:59,700 To testify against him. 5093 04:38:59,760 --> 04:39:00,180 Don't ever testify against him. 5094 04:39:00,180 --> 04:39:01,160 Willie Boy Johnson. 5095 04:39:01,600 --> 04:39:02,580 And Billy Batista. 5096 04:39:03,280 --> 04:39:05,840 Johnson's body was found with a bullet in it. 5097 04:39:06,400 --> 04:39:08,080 Batista was never seen. 5098 04:39:08,080 --> 04:39:09,660 Or heard from again. 5099 04:39:10,200 --> 04:39:11,580 John Gotti's only problem was. 5100 04:39:11,640 --> 04:39:12,900 He got impressed with himself. 5101 04:39:12,960 --> 04:39:14,020 When he became a boss. 5102 04:39:14,200 --> 04:39:15,260 He said I'm a gangster. 5103 04:39:15,260 --> 04:39:16,560 He became a boss. 5104 04:39:16,560 --> 04:39:17,200 Until I die. 5105 04:39:17,740 --> 04:39:18,780 He was wrong. 5106 04:39:19,560 --> 04:39:21,100 You're never gonna beat the FBI. 5107 04:39:21,600 --> 04:39:23,200 You're never gonna beat me, kid. 5108 04:39:23,400 --> 04:39:24,160 Stay with you. 5109 04:39:24,640 --> 04:39:26,260 Stay with you till you die. 5110 04:39:26,260 --> 04:39:29,000 Fontaine. 5111 04:39:29,120 --> 04:39:29,920 Congratulations. 5112 04:39:31,540 --> 04:39:32,560 You got a Goddy. 5113 04:39:36,800 --> 04:39:38,360 I'll never forget the day. 5114 04:39:38,980 --> 04:39:41,680 I was there for the birth of John Gotti's song. 5115 04:39:42,220 --> 04:39:45,780 I held little baby Gotti in my arms. 5116 04:39:46,860 --> 04:39:48,600 I said you're gonna grow up to be just. 5117 04:39:48,740 --> 04:39:49,240 You're gonna be. 5118 04:39:49,500 --> 04:39:51,560 Gonna grow up to be just like your father. 5119 04:39:52,460 --> 04:39:53,680 A gangster baby. 5120 04:39:55,680 --> 04:39:57,060 Goodbye Gotti. 5121 04:39:57,260 --> 04:39:58,720 On the tree drop. 5122 04:39:59,300 --> 04:40:00,780 If the wind blows. 5123 04:40:01,020 --> 04:40:02,920 That cradle will drop. 5124 04:40:03,700 --> 04:40:06,620 And I looked at John Gotti square in his Teflon head. 5125 04:40:07,160 --> 04:40:07,880 And said oh. 5126 04:40:09,840 --> 04:40:10,400 Congratulations. 5127 04:40:12,260 --> 04:40:13,200 Mr. Gotti. 5128 04:40:13,460 --> 04:40:14,600 You got a Gotti. 5129 04:40:15,120 --> 04:40:16,020 Because he did. 5130 04:40:16,100 --> 04:40:17,280 He had a little baby Gotti. 5131 04:40:19,420 --> 04:40:20,660 I digress. 5132 04:40:22,660 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5133 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5134 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5135 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5136 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5137 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5138 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5139 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5140 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5141 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5142 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5143 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5144 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5145 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5146 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5147 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5148 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5149 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:23,780 Mulberry street. 5150 04:40:23,780 --> 04:40:24,780 Mulberry street. 5151 04:40:24,780 --> 04:40:24,780 Mulberry street. 5152 04:40:24,780 --> 04:40:24,780 Mulberry street. 5153 04:40:24,780 --> 04:40:24,780 Mulberry street. 5154 04:40:24,780 --> 04:40:25,780 Mulberry street. 5155 04:40:25,780 --> 04:40:25,780 Mulberry street. 5156 04:40:25,780 --> 04:40:26,780 Mulberry street. 5157 04:40:26,780 --> 04:40:26,780 Mulberry street. 5158 04:40:26,780 --> 04:40:27,780 Mulberry street. 5159 04:40:27,780 --> 04:40:27,780 Mulberry street. 5160 04:40:27,780 --> 04:40:28,780 Thank you very much. 5161 04:40:28,780 --> 04:40:28,780 T22. 5162 04:40:28,780 --> 04:40:29,780 Thank you very much. 5163 04:40:29,780 --> 04:40:29,780 T22. 5164 04:40:29,780 --> 04:40:37,620 see francis ford coppola featured the neighborhood in his godfather trilogy the goddy father it has 5165 04:40:37,620 --> 04:40:45,940 always been a playground for real life gangsters in the 1980s god he would stand out street and 5166 04:40:45,940 --> 04:40:51,620 he would breed mafia figures and associates look at somebody if they remember he kissed 5167 04:40:51,620 --> 04:40:58,420 one two cheeks if they're capos jimmy two cheeks diners could practically mingle with the mom if 5168 04:40:58,420 --> 04:41:05,460 if you was a capo goddy you'd have to drop your pants and god he would kiss both of your cheeks 5169 04:41:06,260 --> 04:41:14,980 and that's when you know he was a made guy when you saw the teflon don kissing another man's ass 5170 04:41:17,060 --> 04:41:26,420 that's when you knew that guy was made people are clearly fascinated by mafia members by gangsters 5171 04:41:27,540 --> 04:41:33,300 question is why henry hill uses a phrase in the movie goodfellas i mean nick paleggi wrote it 5172 04:41:34,100 --> 04:41:38,340 he says we were movie stars with muscle who's moosy stars with muffled 5173 04:41:41,060 --> 04:41:44,340 these were better times 5174 04:41:44,340 --> 04:41:48,900 money people 5175 04:41:48,900 --> 04:41:55,700 i'm behaving myself look at that that was god he's a charismatic guy i'm behaving myself i'm not behaving 5176 04:41:55,700 --> 04:41:56,020 yourself 5177 04:41:56,020 --> 04:42:00,020 i'm not behaving myself i'm not behaving yourself i'm not behaving yourself 5178 04:42:00,020 --> 04:42:08,820 i'm not behaving myself that was god he's a charismatic guy i'm behaving myself that was god he's a 5179 04:42:08,820 --> 04:42:15,220 charismatic guy with a lot of people who would thank you very much for god eventually take over mulberry 5180 04:42:15,220 --> 04:42:15,540 street 5181 04:42:18,500 --> 04:42:28,260 growing up god jr was born in october 1940 the fifth of 13 children john gott he grew up in the bronx his 5182 04:42:28,260 --> 04:42:35,620 father was a low level gangster and it made for a very uncomfortable family life i once heard a comment 5183 04:42:35,620 --> 04:42:39,060 that he made about his father said the only thing my father ever gave me was a beating 5184 04:42:42,020 --> 04:42:54,420 what's his name don't say it in the chat i know i'm gonna i'm gonna remember mohammed atah 5185 04:42:56,260 --> 04:43:04,580 godi wanted to be a known player from day one right john gott he started out as a schoolyard bully and then a 5186 04:43:04,580 --> 04:43:12,500 drop he was the best goddamn bully brooklyn ever saw legend has it that he tried to steal a cement mixer 5187 04:43:12,500 --> 04:43:20,820 at age 14 and it fell on his foot crushing his toes and leaving him with a permanent limp known as the 5188 04:43:20,820 --> 04:43:27,220 goddy strut god he gets a body as a kid with a street gang and the street gang was kind of like a farm 5189 04:43:27,220 --> 04:43:34,500 system for the mafia back then his ideal of a perfect job was to be a gangster he dodged the draft in 5190 04:43:34,500 --> 04:43:41,540 vietnam and then he started stealing cars and doing what low-level thugs do dead seal goddy thank you so 5191 04:43:41,540 --> 04:43:50,740 much goddy baby working his way up the ranks god he met his wife victoria de giorgio in victoria 5192 04:43:51,380 --> 04:44:02,020 the jojo got his wife he also had five gomawas 1958 they were married four years later and soon 5193 04:44:02,020 --> 04:44:09,060 started he tried the straight life first as a presser in a coat factory and then as an assistant truck 5194 04:44:09,060 --> 04:44:18,180 driver but he could not escape a life of crime because of his charismatic personality and his brains 5195 04:44:18,180 --> 04:44:24,580 and his ambition he's able to make friends with the right people right right people for goddy were 5196 04:44:24,580 --> 04:44:32,580 connected to the gambino crime family one of the five families of the mafia in new york guys like john 5197 04:44:32,580 --> 04:44:40,100 alight he was a low-level criminal look at it john alight he'd walk in with that smile he's able to 5198 04:44:40,100 --> 04:44:47,380 make friends with the right people on a light he'd walk into any room with that smile and set the room alight 5199 04:44:47,380 --> 04:44:50,180 john alight 5200 04:44:50,660 --> 04:44:58,820 old tombstone teeth himself he was a low-level actually and he was best friends and they said cousins to angelo rogerio 5201 04:44:59,460 --> 04:45:07,940 angelo was known to be the nephew of neil delacroce who was our under boss right i know that guy 5202 04:45:07,940 --> 04:45:17,380 was an up and coming capo manelo delacroce was an up and coming capo in brooklyn with the gambino family 5203 04:45:18,820 --> 04:45:24,660 they called him o'neil and he was a guy who had a reputation for being a street thug his people were 5204 04:45:24,660 --> 04:45:32,180 doing the extortions his people were doing the hijackings hijack extortion prostitution trucks 5205 04:45:32,900 --> 04:45:39,780 gambling pick up shipments of goods shipments of goods using off ramp from the interior roads to get on the highway 5206 04:45:40,340 --> 04:45:42,340 Peddling lies. 5207 04:45:42,340 --> 04:45:45,340 Jump on the running boards and stick a gun in the driver's face. 5208 04:45:45,340 --> 04:45:47,340 Stick a gun in my face. 5209 04:45:47,340 --> 04:45:51,340 And then before they leave, they take his driver's license. 5210 04:45:51,340 --> 04:45:52,340 Bambeezzy. 5211 04:45:52,340 --> 04:45:55,340 So remember that when you talk to the cops. 5212 04:45:55,340 --> 04:45:56,340 Remember that. 5213 04:45:56,340 --> 04:46:02,340 In 1968, he got caught with stolen goods three times in less than a year. 5214 04:46:02,340 --> 04:46:03,340 He was stealing one. 5215 04:46:03,340 --> 04:46:05,340 What was that? 5216 04:46:05,340 --> 04:46:07,340 I mean, say, what was that? 5217 04:46:07,340 --> 04:46:11,340 What was that when he said, remember me when you talk to the cops? 5218 04:46:11,340 --> 04:46:14,340 Before they leave, they take his driver's license. 5219 04:46:14,340 --> 04:46:16,340 And they'd say, I know where you live now. 5220 04:46:16,340 --> 04:46:18,340 So remember that when you talk to the cops. 5221 04:46:18,340 --> 04:46:20,340 That was a good move. 5222 04:46:20,340 --> 04:46:21,340 That's a good move. 5223 04:46:21,340 --> 04:46:25,340 He got caught with stolen goods three times in less than a year. 5224 04:46:25,340 --> 04:46:27,340 He was stealing women's dresses. 5225 04:46:27,340 --> 04:46:30,340 I remember he was in the back of the truck when the cops caught him. 5226 04:46:30,340 --> 04:46:32,340 That was the first time he went down that I recall. 5227 04:46:32,340 --> 04:46:35,340 He was convicted on a federal hijacking charge. 5228 04:46:35,340 --> 04:46:37,340 Federal hijacking. 5229 04:46:37,340 --> 04:46:39,340 Federal prison in 1969. 5230 04:46:39,340 --> 04:46:46,340 He served three years on Mafia Row, a part of the prison that was populated by mobsters. 5231 04:46:46,340 --> 04:46:49,340 It was also a quick bit of trivia for you here. 5232 04:46:49,340 --> 04:46:52,340 It was also populated by mice. 5233 04:46:52,340 --> 04:46:56,340 They had an infestation in the cells. 5234 04:46:56,340 --> 04:47:00,340 A rodent problem, if you will. 5235 04:47:00,340 --> 04:47:05,340 We had to get rent a kill in to take care of them. 5236 04:47:05,340 --> 04:47:34,340 Hey Bambino! 5237 04:47:34,340 --> 04:48:01,960 Tony Pepperoni, thank you so much. Please call Sam Ferry a slippery, slippery, slidey, stone-cold snake. Congratulations, Fentain. You got a tip. Well, Sam Ferry, you're a stone-cold, slippery, slidey, slidey. You're a slippery, slidey, stone-cold snake. And you got a son. Congratulations. 5238 04:48:01,960 --> 04:48:12,340 Carlos Gambino's nephew had gotten kidnapped and killed. And the supposition was a group of Irish gangsters from the West East Wormboft. 5239 04:48:12,480 --> 04:48:13,280 Irish gangsters. 5240 04:48:13,280 --> 04:48:22,780 Gatti got lucky in their world and he got assigned to the three-man team to kill the guys suspected of having participated in the kidnapping. 5241 04:48:23,420 --> 04:48:30,040 This guy named James McBrattney is responsible for it. So Gatti was given a contract by Carlo Gambino to kill McBrattney. 5242 04:48:31,000 --> 04:48:40,860 James McBrattney had participated in three kidnappings against mafia families. Carlo Gambino actually paid a ransom for his nephew. 5243 04:48:42,280 --> 04:48:43,280 Childish Gambino. 5244 04:48:43,280 --> 04:48:44,780 To discover his body eight months later. 5245 04:48:46,780 --> 04:48:49,600 McBrattney was out in Staten Island sitting in a bar one night. 5246 04:48:50,080 --> 04:48:52,700 Gatti and two other guys boldly walked into the bar. 5247 04:48:52,940 --> 04:48:54,380 They spun McBrattney around. 5248 04:48:54,520 --> 04:48:56,140 I think Gatti held one of his arms. 5249 04:48:56,260 --> 04:48:57,580 Another guy held the other arm. 5250 04:48:57,640 --> 04:49:00,080 And a third guy put three bullets in McBrattney's guts. 5251 04:49:00,300 --> 04:49:02,100 Three bullets caught up in the chamber. 5252 04:49:03,160 --> 04:49:05,920 They eventually get arrested because they're working. 5253 04:49:05,920 --> 04:49:06,560 Look at the belly. 5254 04:49:07,580 --> 04:49:08,480 Zero cardio. 5255 04:49:09,400 --> 04:49:10,880 His pants were too tight, too. 5256 04:49:11,280 --> 04:49:12,900 About 40 witnesses. 5257 04:49:13,780 --> 04:49:17,780 Yet somehow they were given a deal where they pled guilty to involuntary manslaughter. 5258 04:49:19,280 --> 04:49:21,920 Carlo Gambino hired Roy Cohen to defend them. 5259 04:49:22,860 --> 04:49:27,060 He negotiated a special sweetheart deal with the Staten Island District Attorney's Office. 5260 04:49:27,220 --> 04:49:29,080 And he's got five years, which is outrageous. 5261 04:49:29,080 --> 04:49:36,680 By the time he was released, Carlo Gambino, the longtime head of the family, was dead. 5262 04:49:37,720 --> 04:49:39,140 Barlow Cantino. 5263 04:49:39,140 --> 04:49:39,820 Paul Castellano. 5264 04:49:40,260 --> 04:49:42,040 Followed the time-honored tradition. 5265 04:49:42,120 --> 04:49:43,540 Old man Castellano. 5266 04:49:44,080 --> 04:49:45,880 When he got out of jail in 78... 5267 04:49:45,880 --> 04:49:47,140 Get out of jail, free card. 5268 04:49:47,140 --> 04:49:47,660 ...and he was talking to the Gambino family. 5269 04:49:48,380 --> 04:49:48,580 They decide... 5270 04:49:48,580 --> 04:49:50,580 Carlo Gambino family. 5271 04:49:50,580 --> 04:49:52,000 ...let him into the mob. 5272 04:49:52,000 --> 04:49:56,160 ...the books will be open and they can make him a soldier. 5273 04:49:56,680 --> 04:49:57,460 And with that... 5274 04:49:57,460 --> 04:49:59,160 ...his fortune was made. 5275 04:49:59,420 --> 04:50:00,840 His fortune was made, man. 5276 04:50:00,840 --> 04:50:03,300 He had his son. 5277 04:50:03,300 --> 04:50:06,200 And as Delon Croce rose in the family, Gotti was brought along. 5278 04:50:06,440 --> 04:50:08,740 Eventually he was made a cap of his own crew. 5279 04:50:09,240 --> 04:50:09,680 Congrats. 5280 04:50:09,840 --> 04:50:11,900 He had his son. 5281 04:50:11,900 --> 04:50:13,680 The new boss, Paul Castellano... 5282 04:50:13,680 --> 04:50:15,180 Had his own rules. 5283 04:50:15,420 --> 04:50:15,840 Had his son. 5284 04:50:15,840 --> 04:50:18,100 And Gotti was made to break them. 5285 04:50:18,780 --> 04:50:19,480 With his son. 5286 04:50:19,480 --> 04:50:23,140 His crew are a bunch of young movers and shakers around the city. 5287 04:50:23,500 --> 04:50:26,880 Space dust. 5288 04:50:31,420 --> 04:50:32,420 Space dust. 5289 04:50:35,780 --> 04:50:37,300 Absolute space dust. 5290 04:50:41,260 --> 04:50:43,600 It was either Castellano or me, baby. 5291 04:50:44,860 --> 04:50:45,820 Kill the king. 5292 04:50:46,020 --> 04:50:46,980 Take out the Don. 5293 04:50:48,120 --> 04:50:49,440 Cut the head of the Hydra. 5294 04:50:50,440 --> 04:50:53,360 You know when you cut the snake's head off, another grows back, right? 5295 04:50:53,980 --> 04:50:55,300 You need to go to the source. 5296 04:50:56,160 --> 04:50:58,320 You need to stab it and it's hot. 5297 04:50:58,320 --> 04:50:59,460 The boss of the underworld. 5298 04:51:00,080 --> 04:51:03,980 A mob film was released that would play into the gangster's legend. 5299 04:51:05,400 --> 04:51:08,060 Goodfellas, directed by Martin Scorsese. 5300 04:51:08,300 --> 04:51:08,940 Fontaine. 5301 04:51:09,200 --> 04:51:10,700 In September 1990. 5302 04:51:10,700 --> 04:51:11,440 Amazing film. 5303 04:51:11,540 --> 04:51:14,920 The story of the rise and fall of a New York mob crew. 5304 04:51:15,080 --> 04:51:16,140 A group of Fontaines. 5305 04:51:16,140 --> 04:51:17,940 For six Academy Awards. 5306 04:51:18,280 --> 04:51:18,960 There is no wonder. 5307 04:51:19,220 --> 04:51:21,160 And in the end, they sell each other out. 5308 04:51:21,760 --> 04:51:23,860 These guys in real life are not like actors. 5309 04:51:24,300 --> 04:51:28,460 It's really about outmaneuvering each other and when necessary, using violence. 5310 04:51:29,380 --> 04:51:29,860 Fontaine. 5311 04:51:30,620 --> 04:51:32,920 In the film, Joe Pesci's place, Tommy DeBio. 5312 04:51:32,920 --> 04:51:33,640 You got a son. 5313 04:51:33,800 --> 04:51:37,200 His Oscar winning performance was based on a real life character. 5314 04:51:37,280 --> 04:51:37,620 Right. 5315 04:51:37,700 --> 04:51:39,040 Named Tommy DeSimone. 5316 04:51:39,220 --> 04:51:39,680 DeSimone. 5317 04:51:39,680 --> 04:51:46,380 A mobster who was reportedly told he was going to become a made man, only to be murdered at the ceremony. 5318 04:51:46,380 --> 04:51:48,340 That's why he got to the ceremony. 5319 04:51:48,760 --> 04:51:50,540 I remember this because I was there. 5320 04:51:50,600 --> 04:51:51,580 I was a stool pigeon. 5321 04:51:53,160 --> 04:51:58,920 And he got downstairs into the basement, which is where the ceremony to become a maid was. 5322 04:51:58,920 --> 04:52:05,520 And he dropped his pants and told John Gotti to kiss his cheeks. 5323 04:52:06,520 --> 04:52:10,900 Because that's what he thought was the process, what you do. 5324 04:52:12,080 --> 04:52:15,080 And Gotti got down his knees to kiss his cheeks. 5325 04:52:15,460 --> 04:52:17,920 And that guy looked away because he thought, this is it. 5326 04:52:18,720 --> 04:52:25,680 Then Gotti pulls out his nine and shoves it up his crack and says, make this. 5327 04:52:27,000 --> 04:52:28,820 He said, make this what you will. 5328 04:52:28,820 --> 04:52:38,700 That was the end of the hymn. 5329 04:52:39,380 --> 04:52:41,840 John Gotti lived to make many of the men. 5330 04:52:41,840 --> 04:52:56,100 Henry Hill, the gangster whose life story is the basis for Goodfellas, has stated publicly that Gotti was part of the hit crew against DeSimone. 5331 04:52:56,560 --> 04:52:58,320 Gotti earned his notches. 5332 04:52:58,500 --> 04:53:00,420 Gotti had performed hits. 5333 04:53:00,420 --> 04:53:04,780 And that's part of the reason why he was able to move up in the mob hierarchy. 5334 04:53:07,280 --> 04:53:14,300 As the 1980s began, John Gotti would transform from a petty thug to a kingpin. 5335 04:53:15,080 --> 04:53:18,760 John Gotti's mentor is a guy named Anello Delacrooche. 5336 04:53:19,220 --> 04:53:20,320 Delacrooche. 5337 04:53:20,560 --> 04:53:20,960 Delacrooche. 5338 04:53:20,960 --> 04:53:21,520 Delacrooche. 5339 04:53:21,520 --> 04:53:21,560 Delacrooche. 5340 04:53:21,560 --> 04:53:21,560 Delacrooche. 5341 04:53:21,560 --> 04:53:21,640 Delacrooche. 5342 04:53:21,640 --> 04:53:21,640 Delacrooche. 5343 04:53:21,640 --> 04:53:21,640 Delacrooche. 5344 04:53:21,640 --> 04:53:21,720 Delacrooche. 5345 04:53:21,720 --> 04:53:21,720 Delacrooche. 5346 04:53:21,720 --> 04:53:22,240 Delacrooche. 5347 04:53:22,240 --> 04:53:22,720 Delacrooche. 5348 04:53:22,720 --> 04:53:23,240 Delacrooche. 5349 04:53:23,240 --> 04:53:23,640 Delacrooche. 5350 04:53:23,640 --> 04:53:23,640 Delacrooche. 5351 04:53:23,640 --> 04:53:24,240 Delacrooche. 5352 04:53:24,240 --> 04:53:24,640 Delacrooche. 5353 04:53:24,640 --> 04:53:25,240 Delacrooche. 5354 04:53:25,240 --> 04:53:25,280 Delacrooche. 5355 04:53:25,280 --> 04:53:25,280 Delacrooche. 5356 04:53:25,280 --> 04:53:25,320 Delacrooche. 5357 04:53:25,360 --> 04:53:25,720 Delacrooche. 5358 04:53:25,720 --> 04:53:29,160 Fun thing. 5359 04:53:29,160 --> 04:53:57,940 Great suit. 5360 04:53:57,940 --> 04:53:59,400 Fun thing. 5361 04:53:59,400 --> 04:54:02,160 He's looking sharp like a sharp dressed Fun thing. 5362 04:54:02,160 --> 04:54:03,140 Three boys. 5363 04:54:03,140 --> 04:54:06,420 But his favorite was the middle child Frank. 5364 04:54:06,520 --> 04:54:06,880 Joey. 5365 04:54:07,020 --> 04:54:07,500 Frank. 5366 04:54:07,700 --> 04:54:09,360 Frank was the apple of his eye. 5367 04:54:09,860 --> 04:54:13,640 And one of the things that John has lavished on Frank is a motor. 5368 04:54:13,900 --> 04:54:16,640 That was the kid I held in my arms when he was born. 5369 04:54:16,880 --> 04:54:18,140 I said to John Gotti. 5370 04:54:18,180 --> 04:54:18,580 John. 5371 04:54:19,620 --> 04:54:21,580 You got a real bazooka Joe here. 5372 04:54:22,560 --> 04:54:23,540 Don't fuck it up. 5373 04:54:24,680 --> 04:54:26,880 And he fucked it up. 5374 04:54:27,260 --> 04:54:27,980 As we will see. 5375 04:54:27,980 --> 04:54:28,400 Bike. 5376 04:54:29,320 --> 04:54:36,000 While riding his new bike on Staten Island, the 12-year-old was accidentally struck and killed 5377 04:54:36,000 --> 04:54:36,800 by a car. 5378 04:54:37,780 --> 04:54:39,300 That wasn't John Gotti's fault. 5379 04:54:39,300 --> 04:54:43,480 At the funeral, he's standing by the open coffin. 5380 04:54:43,980 --> 04:54:46,440 His crew is there with him. 5381 04:54:46,680 --> 04:54:50,120 And he's just screaming volcanically at the crew. 5382 04:54:50,120 --> 04:54:51,260 Fix his hair. 5383 04:54:51,260 --> 04:54:52,440 No, that isn't right. 5384 04:54:52,440 --> 04:54:53,240 This isn't right. 5385 04:54:53,240 --> 04:54:54,300 He has to look right. 5386 04:54:54,300 --> 04:54:56,860 And in between that, he's breaking down into tears. 5387 04:54:57,700 --> 04:54:58,700 John Gotti. 5388 04:54:58,700 --> 04:55:01,140 Frank Gotti's death was ruled an accident. 5389 04:55:01,140 --> 04:55:05,540 The man who hit him was Gotti's neighbor, John Favara. 5390 04:55:05,600 --> 04:55:08,440 He lives a couple of houses down the block. 5391 04:55:09,440 --> 04:55:10,960 And he knows who John Gotti is. 5392 04:55:11,380 --> 04:55:14,720 Many of his friends tell him, get out of town. 5393 04:55:14,900 --> 04:55:17,600 But he decides the Gottis will understand. 5394 04:55:18,120 --> 04:55:24,060 He goes to the house, knocks on the door, and wants to extend his apologies to John Gotti's wife. 5395 04:55:24,060 --> 04:55:25,060 I'd like to extend my apologies. 5396 04:55:25,060 --> 04:55:26,860 She comes at him with a baseball bat. 5397 04:55:28,060 --> 04:55:35,960 Four months after Frank Gotti's death, Favara was abducted off the street and thrown into a van in broad daylight. 5398 04:55:36,500 --> 04:55:41,480 When this happens, John Gotti is conveniently down in Florida with his family vacationing. 5399 04:55:42,320 --> 04:55:44,820 John Favara was never seen again. 5400 04:55:45,180 --> 04:55:50,960 According to FBI informants, he was chainsawed while he was still alive. 5401 04:55:51,260 --> 04:55:54,240 Body was cut into pieces while he was still breathing. 5402 04:55:54,640 --> 04:55:58,480 As punishment for killing whoever accidentally Gotti's son. 5403 04:56:02,620 --> 04:56:12,260 By 1981, both the federal government and the head of the Gambino crime family, Paul Castellano, were keeping an eye on John Gotti. 5404 04:56:12,900 --> 04:56:13,620 Lottie Lottie. 5405 04:56:13,960 --> 04:56:15,040 Pre-John Gotti. 5406 04:56:15,040 --> 04:56:20,320 He was an obsessive from the minute he woke up in the morning. 5407 04:56:20,580 --> 04:56:24,200 And you know, when the guys are degenerate, they're gambling on anything they can get their hands on. 5408 04:56:24,340 --> 04:56:26,400 And they're gambling above their means. 5409 04:56:27,400 --> 04:56:32,420 John Gotti would make a million dollars from his illegal activities in a week 5410 04:56:32,420 --> 04:56:36,280 and gamble away a million and a half with bookies that weekend. 5411 04:56:37,080 --> 04:56:40,860 That son of a bitch Gotti was a hound for the gamblers. 5412 04:56:41,920 --> 04:56:44,800 He had a bad touch of the gamblers in his gills. 5413 04:56:45,220 --> 04:56:50,120 All surveillance equipment in a known Gotti hotspot, a club where he gambled. 5414 04:56:50,380 --> 04:56:51,760 At the time, John Gotti was a captain. 5415 04:56:52,020 --> 04:56:52,460 Godspot. 5416 04:56:52,460 --> 04:56:53,440 His brother Gene was a member. 5417 04:56:53,600 --> 04:56:54,900 He had John Canigli, who was a hitman. 5418 04:56:54,980 --> 04:56:56,120 The Gambino family was a member. 5419 04:56:56,460 --> 04:56:56,900 Canigli. 5420 04:56:56,980 --> 04:57:00,400 The number one guy was Andrew Ruggiero, a long time Gambino soldier. 5421 04:57:01,180 --> 04:57:04,940 So it was probably one of the most active crews in New York, but John Gotti was our target. 5422 04:57:05,840 --> 04:57:14,660 Gotti and his boys, his crew, are doing things that are going to annoy the boss of bosses, Paul Castellano at that point. 5423 04:57:15,000 --> 04:57:21,540 Based on our physical finances and our intelligence, they were moving 50 kilos of heroin every six months, which is a lot of dope. 5424 04:57:22,060 --> 04:57:23,080 That's a lot of dope. 5425 04:57:23,080 --> 04:57:29,940 Recorded conversations led to indictments against Ruggiero, Gene Gotti, and several others for heroin trafficking. 5426 04:57:30,440 --> 04:57:31,000 Good guy. 5427 04:57:31,000 --> 04:57:37,260 That was a real fun day. 5428 04:57:39,180 --> 04:57:44,320 I remember that guy from high school, but I know him from recently. 5429 04:57:45,040 --> 04:57:46,220 He's a Twitch streamer. 5430 04:57:47,160 --> 04:57:51,000 He likes to stream card games for money. 5431 04:57:51,000 --> 04:57:57,200 And this guy, this wise ass to his right, that's his handler. 5432 04:57:58,500 --> 04:58:04,680 That guy in the background, that's Handlebar Harold. 5433 04:58:06,680 --> 04:58:07,440 He's a pitcher. 5434 04:58:08,680 --> 04:58:14,380 And that's Handlebar's boyfriend, Bez, who's a receiver. 5435 04:58:15,380 --> 04:58:22,360 And right in the back, back there, that's Winston Blaze. 5436 04:58:24,400 --> 04:58:27,340 He's what's known in the biz as the kit man. 5437 04:58:28,260 --> 04:58:33,300 But I tell you this, he ain't packing no trunks and togs. 5438 04:58:34,600 --> 04:58:38,020 He's got bales of snow. 5439 04:58:40,560 --> 04:58:41,200 Wiretaps. 5440 04:58:41,200 --> 04:58:43,720 He was bracing John Gotti about this. 5441 04:58:45,820 --> 04:58:48,000 I got caught there two weeks ago. 5442 04:58:48,120 --> 04:58:49,900 I had a sack of wiretaps. 5443 04:58:51,780 --> 04:58:53,440 I was walking through town. 5444 04:58:54,040 --> 04:58:55,160 I forgot I had them. 5445 04:58:56,960 --> 04:58:58,000 Somebody came up. 5446 04:58:58,040 --> 04:58:59,220 He said, you're wearing a wire? 5447 04:59:00,660 --> 04:59:02,640 I was about to pull out my nine. 5448 04:59:03,900 --> 04:59:07,780 It was only my buddy from the force. 5449 04:59:08,920 --> 04:59:11,340 He was letting me know that I had a bag of wires. 5450 04:59:11,780 --> 04:59:13,500 And that they were protruding out the bag. 5451 04:59:13,600 --> 04:59:15,580 I needed to put them away. 5452 04:59:16,560 --> 04:59:19,000 It was pretty good that I saw him. 5453 04:59:19,000 --> 04:59:23,040 I didn't put him away with my piece, 5454 04:59:23,440 --> 04:59:26,800 which I was going to shove into his mouth. 5455 04:59:30,700 --> 04:59:32,880 By piece, I mean gun. 5456 04:59:34,660 --> 04:59:36,200 I ain't no handleball how. 5457 04:59:37,420 --> 04:59:38,800 Just look, I know nothing about it. 5458 04:59:39,460 --> 04:59:43,220 Castellano demanded the electronic surveillance that had been turned over to the defense. 5459 04:59:44,080 --> 04:59:46,180 Paul says, I want to listen to the tapes. 5460 04:59:47,000 --> 04:59:47,920 Give me the tapes. 5461 04:59:48,280 --> 04:59:48,620 Twitch. 5462 04:59:49,860 --> 04:59:50,540 Oh, no. 5463 04:59:50,900 --> 04:59:52,240 Turned over to the Gotti. 5464 04:59:52,580 --> 04:59:54,040 We got the Gotti tapes. 5465 04:59:54,100 --> 04:59:54,960 We got the Gotti tapes. 5466 04:59:54,980 --> 04:59:56,960 When Castellano heard about the... 5467 04:59:56,960 --> 04:59:58,100 Handleball Herald. 5468 04:59:58,400 --> 05:00:02,180 Castellano demanded the electronic surveillance that had been turned over to the defense. 5469 05:00:03,280 --> 05:00:05,140 Paul says, I want to listen to the tapes. 5470 05:00:06,240 --> 05:00:06,640 Give me... 5471 05:00:06,640 --> 05:00:08,120 Look at that face. 5472 05:00:12,040 --> 05:00:12,540 The tapes. 5473 05:00:12,860 --> 05:00:13,680 Remember that face. 5474 05:00:13,680 --> 05:00:17,380 Gotti enlisted his mentor to intervene with the boss. 5475 05:00:17,920 --> 05:00:18,880 The cheeky tapes. 5476 05:00:18,880 --> 05:00:22,240 Gotti was using Neil Delacroach as sort of a buffer. 5477 05:00:22,240 --> 05:00:25,400 And Delacroach was putting off Castellano. 5478 05:00:25,620 --> 05:00:26,880 And months went by. 5479 05:00:27,420 --> 05:00:31,040 So what happens is Delacroach gets cancer. 5480 05:00:32,700 --> 05:00:35,800 When Delacroach dies, Gotti knows he has a problem. 5481 05:00:36,300 --> 05:00:40,480 Either he needs to move against Castellano or he's going to end up dead. 5482 05:00:40,620 --> 05:00:47,580 In order to move on an acting boss, every gangster knows you have to get approval from the commission. 5483 05:00:48,120 --> 05:00:49,720 The heads of the other families. 5484 05:00:50,000 --> 05:00:50,500 That's... 5485 05:00:50,500 --> 05:00:52,580 I remember that time I was there at the mission. 5486 05:00:52,660 --> 05:00:54,280 The commission of the other families. 5487 05:00:55,160 --> 05:00:57,320 John Gotti got up and said, look... 5488 05:00:57,320 --> 05:01:01,400 I want to ice this son of a bitch Castellano. 5489 05:01:02,480 --> 05:01:03,960 We were like, oh... 5490 05:01:03,960 --> 05:01:05,320 Easy. 5491 05:01:07,080 --> 05:01:08,400 And right then... 5492 05:01:08,400 --> 05:01:09,820 John Gotti... 5493 05:01:09,820 --> 05:01:12,320 Dropped his pants... 5494 05:01:12,320 --> 05:01:15,040 And said, look at these cheeks. 5495 05:01:15,480 --> 05:01:17,480 These cheeks have never been kissed. 5496 05:01:18,920 --> 05:01:20,600 And we said, oh, John. 5497 05:01:21,160 --> 05:01:21,760 Gotti. 5498 05:01:22,680 --> 05:01:24,340 Get the hell out of this room. 5499 05:01:25,120 --> 05:01:26,060 We haven't even... 5500 05:01:26,060 --> 05:01:28,120 We haven't even ate dessert yet. 5501 05:01:29,480 --> 05:01:30,720 And, um... 5502 05:01:30,720 --> 05:01:32,440 He pulled his pants back up. 5503 05:01:33,460 --> 05:01:34,620 Which was good of him. 5504 05:01:35,280 --> 05:01:37,140 But started walking back to his table. 5505 05:01:37,620 --> 05:01:38,840 He dropped them again. 5506 05:01:39,000 --> 05:01:40,760 Just before he got to his seat. 5507 05:01:41,460 --> 05:01:42,720 And we all saw his cheeks. 5508 05:01:43,380 --> 05:01:44,900 And then he sat down. 5509 05:01:46,960 --> 05:01:48,260 Ass to wood. 5510 05:01:48,680 --> 05:01:49,480 On the chair. 5511 05:01:49,480 --> 05:01:52,000 And ordered a filet mignon. 5512 05:01:53,720 --> 05:01:56,600 The rest of this story will conclude in a bit. 5513 05:01:57,320 --> 05:01:58,440 Paul Castellano. 5514 05:01:58,720 --> 05:02:02,160 A man authorities say that was the most powerful mafia boss in the nation. 5515 05:02:02,420 --> 05:02:05,940 Was shot and killed in front of a New York City restaurant tonight. 5516 05:02:06,960 --> 05:02:08,700 You know where that restaurant was? 5517 05:02:09,220 --> 05:02:10,780 The restaurant we were eating. 5518 05:02:11,440 --> 05:02:14,700 John Gotti walked outside the restaurant. 5519 05:02:15,700 --> 05:02:17,180 With no pants on. 5520 05:02:17,180 --> 05:02:19,180 And shot Paul Castellano. 5521 05:02:19,180 --> 05:02:19,780 Castellano. 5522 05:02:28,280 --> 05:02:29,780 From what I understand. 5523 05:02:30,100 --> 05:02:31,280 He never went to the commission. 5524 05:02:31,660 --> 05:02:34,100 He didn't get permission to take out Big Pauly. 5525 05:02:34,700 --> 05:02:36,100 The guy's got a lot of balls. 5526 05:02:37,460 --> 05:02:38,600 You heard them. 5527 05:02:39,280 --> 05:02:41,340 Pistoni said it right. 5528 05:02:42,500 --> 05:02:43,220 You know. 5529 05:02:43,460 --> 05:02:44,620 Talk about being a gangster. 5530 05:02:44,800 --> 05:02:45,660 I mean that's a gangster. 5531 05:02:46,620 --> 05:02:50,760 Castellano was killed 10 days before Christmas 1985. 5532 05:02:52,000 --> 05:02:52,820 Within a month. 5533 05:02:53,100 --> 05:02:56,340 Gotti was the new Gambino family boss. 5534 05:02:58,400 --> 05:03:00,720 It looks a little bit like Gorbachev there. 5535 05:03:01,500 --> 05:03:02,720 That's a voice mark or something. 5536 05:03:02,980 --> 05:03:03,480 Some shit. 5537 05:03:03,480 --> 05:03:05,900 All his soldiers come by. 5538 05:03:06,340 --> 05:03:07,080 And literally. 5539 05:03:07,580 --> 05:03:08,440 If not kiss the ring. 5540 05:03:08,560 --> 05:03:09,300 Kiss his cheeks. 5541 05:03:09,940 --> 05:03:10,000 And. 5542 05:03:10,260 --> 05:03:11,240 You heard the man. 5543 05:03:11,640 --> 05:03:12,640 You think I'm lying? 5544 05:03:14,000 --> 05:03:14,920 You heard what he said. 5545 05:03:15,240 --> 05:03:15,940 Kiss the ring. 5546 05:03:16,100 --> 05:03:16,920 Kiss the cheeks. 5547 05:03:18,180 --> 05:03:20,760 Of course it was just kiss the cheek back in the day. 5548 05:03:21,520 --> 05:03:24,080 Once he became the Teflon Don. 5549 05:03:24,760 --> 05:03:28,420 That's when things started to get a little bit spicy beef downstairs. 5550 05:03:29,960 --> 05:03:30,080 He. 5551 05:03:30,260 --> 05:03:32,320 The cheek was not enough for Gotti. 5552 05:03:32,320 --> 05:03:34,460 He wanted full. 5553 05:03:35,440 --> 05:03:36,480 Anal coverage. 5554 05:03:40,040 --> 05:03:41,740 And they pass envelopes to him. 5555 05:03:42,200 --> 05:03:42,800 They pass. 5556 05:03:43,320 --> 05:03:43,960 Envelopes. 5557 05:03:44,020 --> 05:03:45,220 Stacked full of cash. 5558 05:03:45,840 --> 05:03:46,520 Ass money. 5559 05:03:46,960 --> 05:03:47,780 I kiss the ring. 5560 05:03:47,880 --> 05:03:48,620 Kiss his cheeks. 5561 05:03:49,060 --> 05:03:50,980 And they pass envelopes to him. 5562 05:03:51,520 --> 05:03:52,500 And he is now. 5563 05:03:52,500 --> 05:03:53,920 The boss of bosses. 5564 05:03:54,780 --> 05:03:56,940 New York City is theirs for the taking. 5565 05:03:56,940 --> 05:04:03,820 John Gotti. 5566 05:04:04,660 --> 05:04:05,920 What a guy. 5567 05:04:08,540 --> 05:04:09,660 Bad guy. 5568 05:04:09,660 --> 05:04:18,100 A parked car explodes in the parking lot of a known mafia establishment in the Brooklyn neighborhood of Diker Heights. 5569 05:04:18,820 --> 05:04:19,880 Diker Heights. 5570 05:04:19,880 --> 05:04:20,500 Diker is killed. 5571 05:04:20,500 --> 05:04:20,980 Diker. 5572 05:04:20,980 --> 05:04:23,620 And another has his toes blown off. 5573 05:04:23,880 --> 05:04:26,960 We used to send these crims away to Rikers. 5574 05:04:27,820 --> 05:04:31,000 But then gentrification happened in the LGBT movement. 5575 05:04:31,960 --> 05:04:35,840 Every time we arrested a bunch down there we had to send them away to Dikers. 5576 05:04:35,840 --> 05:04:37,840 Yeah. 5577 05:04:37,840 --> 05:04:53,840 Yeah. 5578 05:05:00,840 --> 05:05:01,840 Right. 5579 05:05:01,840 --> 05:05:31,820 Handlebar Harry, look. Look at the guys. It's a close-up. Handlebar Harry, his boyfriend Mike. Whatever that guy's name was, I can't remember. Then you have this guy. 5580 05:05:31,820 --> 05:05:46,000 Who's now the biggest Twitch streamer in the world. He's got massive ears. His ears are the size of slices of bacon rashes. Streaky, yeah. But tasty, yes, also. 5581 05:05:46,240 --> 05:06:06,240 His eyes are like solid gold walnuts which have lost their sheen and now have turned brown. His schnozzle is huge, like a dodo's penis on the head of a gangster crime mafioso mafobos. 5582 05:06:08,240 --> 05:06:10,240 His name... 5583 05:06:12,240 --> 05:06:16,240 I don't know. But he's on Twitch. You should watch him. He's bigger than Ninja. 5584 05:06:16,240 --> 05:06:18,240 Killing Gastelano for self-preservation. 5585 05:06:20,240 --> 05:06:24,240 The car bombing four months later had been a retaliatory strike. 5586 05:06:24,240 --> 05:06:29,240 Gatti was supposed to be in Diker Heights with his underboss Frank DiCicco, but had... 5587 05:06:29,240 --> 05:06:32,240 Hey, DiCicco. He's being DiCicchi. 5588 05:06:32,240 --> 05:06:33,240 The meeting at the last minute... 5589 05:06:33,240 --> 05:06:35,240 Brooklyn bomb kills Gatti Pat. 5590 05:06:35,240 --> 05:06:41,240 The problem was the guy they used didn't know particularly who Gatti was. He just knew what he looked like. 5591 05:06:41,240 --> 05:06:44,240 And somebody that resembled him got in a call with Frankie DiCicco. 5592 05:06:44,240 --> 05:06:51,240 It was a remarkable blunder. At that point, it was hard to imagine mistaking anyone for John Gotti. 5593 05:06:57,240 --> 05:07:02,240 He started dressing very well when taking on the trappings of someone who was the leader of a crime family. 5594 05:07:02,240 --> 05:07:06,240 It was just... it was ridiculous. And it helped create the myth of his bum. 5595 05:07:06,240 --> 05:07:14,240 Even before becoming the boss, Gotti consciously transformed himself from a street thug to a man who deserves respect. 5596 05:07:14,240 --> 05:07:18,240 While his career is taking off, the prosecutors have started noticing him. 5597 05:07:18,240 --> 05:07:23,240 And they start moving against him. And he goes through a succession of three trials. 5598 05:07:24,240 --> 05:07:31,240 1984. One year before the Castellano hit, Gotti gets into a very public confrontation on the street. 5599 05:07:31,240 --> 05:07:35,240 After double parking his car along a storefront in Manhattan. 5600 05:07:35,240 --> 05:08:05,100 in Manhattan. Robbie will be a refrigerator repairman in the store comes out and asks him to move and John Gatti is not gonna take this and there is a fight breaks out and he's charged with assault. On the eve of the trial, Gatti basked in the media spotlight while his accuser discovered who he was up against. The refrigerator repairman suddenly realizes it's not in his interest to testify. If I did go stand there and say that this is Mr. Gatti and this is Mr. Coletti, they assaulted me and 5601 05:08:05,100 --> 05:08:25,960 Rob me? I'm not sure. The headline in the daily news was I Forgotty. Meanwhile, John Gatti is looking like the mob Don as if he's been cast for the role for the movie. Gatti is called the Daffer Don and he's enjoying every minute of it. Breaking the ban NWA. 5602 05:08:34,960 --> 05:08:40,420 be no crime family Gotti goes back to court charged in a massive federal 5603 05:08:40,420 --> 05:08:45,280 racketeering case Gotti captures the fancy of the tabloids and television 5604 05:08:45,280 --> 05:08:50,080 stations and people become fascinated by him and he becomes the poster boy for 5605 05:08:50,080 --> 05:08:54,720 organized crime that was infuriating for people who were law enforcement the 5606 05:08:54,720 --> 05:09:01,120 body had 30 hours King in New York conversations from the devices they call 5607 05:09:01,120 --> 05:09:07,780 90 witnesses in the seven-month trial the case looks pretty bad for Gotti even 5608 05:09:07,780 --> 05:09:12,340 though it's pretty tight lawyer is doing everything he can but Gotti's never 5609 05:09:12,340 --> 05:09:19,780 nervous he was never nervous because the outcome was already in the bag he was 5610 05:09:19,780 --> 05:09:23,800 acquitted in that case well Gotti had compromised some of the jurors in that 5611 05:09:23,800 --> 05:09:28,960 case the reason he's never nervous is because they were able to get to one of 5612 05:09:28,960 --> 05:09:34,620 the jurors all of us are assigned specific spots in the parking lots as 5613 05:09:34,620 --> 05:09:39,620 they're trying to pick jury members and we're following them all and we do what 5614 05:09:39,620 --> 05:09:44,440 the mob does best we either bribe them or threaten them and we start moving these 5615 05:09:44,440 --> 05:09:49,960 juries in our direction so that we know there's not going to be a conviction it 5616 05:09:49,960 --> 05:10:00,620 they pay sixty thousand dollars and for this sixty thousand dollars they know at the very least they'll be able to get a hung juror by 1987 the dapper 5617 05:10:00,620 --> 05:10:03,620 Don had become the Teflon Don 5618 05:10:03,620 --> 05:10:09,700 Gotti has become so powerful he's known as the Teflon Don no charges would stick to him he kept 5619 05:10:09,700 --> 05:10:34,360 beaten uh Teflon so he was the dapper Don Gotti may have had he was the dapper Don but he became in time the Teflon Don because the shit would not stick this son of a bitch Gotti he was the real deal he was a real true blue Fontaine 5620 05:10:34,360 --> 05:11:02,360 more to fear from his own guise than the law I was a god he even had this guy Tommy tombstone teeth his smile could crack a mirror a mile away but not only was he infuriating the leadership of other families but our own crew nobody was happy he put the mafia on the forefront of every newspaper because he became a movie star not a gangster and this is not what the mafia is about 5621 05:11:02,360 --> 05:11:03,900 Donovan... 5622 05:11:03,900 --> 05:11:08,480 Donovan... 5623 05:11:08,480 --> 05:11:09,200 Donovan... 5624 05:11:09,200 --> 05:11:13,480 Well, well, well, Donovan is she. 5625 05:11:13,480 --> 05:11:15,180 Thank you very much. 5626 05:11:16,340 --> 05:11:17,680 Teflon Donovan. 5627 05:11:21,260 --> 05:11:27,440 He was being too cheeky. 5628 05:11:27,580 --> 05:11:29,580 Frank DiCicco was being too cheeky. 5629 05:11:29,580 --> 05:11:33,560 Once this occurs, the Gambino family does nothing to retaliate. 5630 05:11:33,660 --> 05:11:36,500 That's his first weakness, first big mistake, major mistake. 5631 05:11:37,220 --> 05:11:39,240 And again, it brings you back to John's ego. 5632 05:11:39,420 --> 05:11:41,180 He didn't care what happened to anybody else. 5633 05:11:41,460 --> 05:11:43,600 He only cared about what happened to himself. 5634 05:11:44,140 --> 05:11:46,580 And we move into the mid-80s. 5635 05:11:46,920 --> 05:11:49,320 It's one hit after another, and we don't retaliate. 5636 05:11:50,260 --> 05:11:53,020 With Gotti soaking up the spotlight in the media, 5637 05:11:53,020 --> 05:11:57,000 everyone associated with him became a target as well. 5638 05:11:57,200 --> 05:11:59,580 John Gotti made sure that all of his captains 5639 05:11:59,580 --> 05:12:01,280 and all of the people in his family 5640 05:12:01,280 --> 05:12:05,080 were reporting into the Ravenite Social Club on a regular basis. 5641 05:12:05,680 --> 05:12:06,080 Sweet. 5642 05:12:06,080 --> 05:12:08,880 It was just a regular social club downtown, Little Italy. 5643 05:12:09,380 --> 05:12:10,360 You know, you had a back room. 5644 05:12:10,500 --> 05:12:12,280 You had the guys in front of the front that were congregated. 5645 05:12:12,280 --> 05:12:14,480 John conducted a lot of business there. 5646 05:12:14,860 --> 05:12:16,240 You're a good kid for today. 5647 05:12:16,280 --> 05:12:18,180 He would insist that all the members of the family... 5648 05:12:18,180 --> 05:12:19,660 No matter what they say about you. 5649 05:12:19,660 --> 05:12:22,360 All over the metropolitan area come to the Ravenite Social Club. 5650 05:12:22,960 --> 05:12:28,180 And so the FBI put cameras and surveillance all over Mulberry Street. 5651 05:12:28,860 --> 05:12:31,320 You'd have a whole crew there, and you have the FBI there. 5652 05:12:31,520 --> 05:12:35,840 If you were familiar with the geography of Lower Manhattan, 5653 05:12:36,020 --> 05:12:45,540 you'd know that Mulberry Street is a cross-section of Little Italy and Chinatown. 5654 05:12:46,280 --> 05:12:48,980 Although, I've got to say, Chinatown is winning that war. 5655 05:12:53,400 --> 05:12:55,840 Taking names down at plates and taking pictures. 5656 05:12:56,740 --> 05:13:00,040 Every week, all 21 captains of the family had to go down there, 5657 05:13:00,400 --> 05:13:04,140 kiss the ring, pay homage to them, give them money, get their orders. 5658 05:13:04,940 --> 05:13:07,500 A lot of us, John, just like these people coming up there and kissing his butt. 5659 05:13:07,760 --> 05:13:08,920 For us, it was, you know... 5660 05:13:08,920 --> 05:13:10,860 Confirmation, yet again. 5661 05:13:11,080 --> 05:13:11,980 You heard the man. 5662 05:13:12,080 --> 05:13:13,060 What did he just say? 5663 05:13:13,140 --> 05:13:15,160 People come in kissing his butt. 5664 05:13:15,640 --> 05:13:16,000 Orders. 5665 05:13:16,700 --> 05:13:19,320 A lot of us, John, just like these people coming up there and kissing his butt. 5666 05:13:19,800 --> 05:13:24,600 John liked other men to come down to his place of work 5667 05:13:24,600 --> 05:13:27,920 and then kiss his ass. 5668 05:13:28,800 --> 05:13:32,400 Literally, not figuratively or metaphorically. 5669 05:13:33,120 --> 05:13:39,040 He wanted these other men to put their lips on his ass cheeks. 5670 05:13:40,620 --> 05:13:42,400 That was the way Gotti rolled. 5671 05:13:44,360 --> 05:13:45,960 For us, it was, you know, it was a God-san. 5672 05:13:47,240 --> 05:13:48,760 It was a Gotti-san. 5673 05:13:49,040 --> 05:13:49,460 The M. 5674 05:13:49,460 --> 05:13:50,940 Thank you very much, D.A. 5675 05:13:50,940 --> 05:13:54,480 The agency secured a warrant to secretly install bugs inside the club. 5676 05:13:55,420 --> 05:13:59,020 They put it next to John's table, but we never really got a good conversation. 5677 05:13:59,360 --> 05:14:00,560 That's very kind of you. 5678 05:14:00,640 --> 05:14:01,360 You got to assume. 5679 05:14:01,940 --> 05:14:03,780 We had too many people in a small room. 5680 05:14:04,060 --> 05:14:04,880 30 people talking. 5681 05:14:04,980 --> 05:14:06,660 It was just like Tower of Babel. 5682 05:14:06,900 --> 05:14:08,060 His voice is babbling. 5683 05:14:08,860 --> 05:14:11,600 Through a mob source, a girlfriend, 5684 05:14:11,600 --> 05:14:20,820 they find out there was an apartment above the Ravenite, and the FBI go inside there and they place a bug inside an air conditioning unit. 5685 05:14:20,820 --> 05:14:21,860 They get everything. 5686 05:14:22,700 --> 05:14:24,400 We take many conversations. 5687 05:14:25,160 --> 05:14:26,840 Everything he did about something. 5688 05:14:26,840 --> 05:14:27,860 The wife's name. 5689 05:14:28,220 --> 05:14:31,340 So, that was a huge number of men called the Indian for a treasure. 5690 05:14:31,340 --> 05:14:37,860 It was a treasure trove of information where Gotti incriminated himself and Samuel the Bull incriminated himself. 5691 05:14:37,860 --> 05:14:40,460 And they incriminated vast numbers of people. 5692 05:14:40,640 --> 05:14:41,420 He's wearing a Y. 5693 05:14:41,420 --> 05:14:43,080 And other families. 5694 05:14:43,860 --> 05:14:47,040 You tell this fuck, I'll meet John D'Aman tonight. 5695 05:14:47,200 --> 05:14:49,140 You're set for your mother's head off. 5696 05:14:49,540 --> 05:14:50,200 You're fucking fucking. 5697 05:14:50,800 --> 05:14:52,260 We have enough for the indictments. 5698 05:14:52,400 --> 05:14:54,820 So, on the morning of December 11th, they had a squad conference. 5699 05:14:54,820 --> 05:14:55,260 He's a RICO. 5700 05:14:55,820 --> 05:14:56,740 Today's a day, guys. 5701 05:14:57,560 --> 05:15:04,020 That evening, they waited in the shadows of the Ravenite for two hours for the boss to show up. 5702 05:15:04,540 --> 05:15:07,220 Around 5 o'clock p.m., Frank Lucacio shows up. 5703 05:15:07,300 --> 05:15:07,960 He's always the first. 5704 05:15:08,580 --> 05:15:10,360 A little before 6, the panel showed up. 5705 05:15:10,740 --> 05:15:15,200 Finally, about 10 to 7, we see Jackie D'Amico show up with Gotti in it. 5706 05:15:16,060 --> 05:15:16,840 Gotti gets out. 5707 05:15:17,020 --> 05:15:18,100 And so, I radio with the team. 5708 05:15:18,360 --> 05:15:18,740 He's there. 5709 05:15:18,820 --> 05:15:19,060 Hit him. 5710 05:15:19,820 --> 05:15:24,280 They go in there, armed for battle, carrying the shotguns with their warrants. 5711 05:15:24,280 --> 05:15:27,680 It looks for a moment like there's going to be a pitched battle. 5712 05:15:28,600 --> 05:15:30,560 But then Gotti steps into the middle of the system. 5713 05:15:31,160 --> 05:15:32,240 There's nothing to fight about. 5714 05:15:32,660 --> 05:15:33,560 Nothing's going to stick. 5715 05:15:33,680 --> 05:15:34,780 I'm going to walk away again. 5716 05:15:35,100 --> 05:15:36,260 Let them serve their papers. 5717 05:15:36,740 --> 05:15:37,640 Call my lawyer. 5718 05:15:37,900 --> 05:15:39,020 I'll be out by tonight. 5719 05:15:40,060 --> 05:15:49,500 John Gotti, the Teflon Don, Brooklyn Bridge, the city of dreams. 5720 05:15:49,500 --> 05:15:57,900 December 11th, 1990, the most famous gangster in the world was hauled away in handcuffs from his hangout in Little Italy. 5721 05:15:58,920 --> 05:16:05,020 John Gotti and three of his closest associates were charged in a massive federal racketeering case. 5722 05:16:05,020 --> 05:16:14,720 With five murders, conspiracy to murder, loan sharking, illegal gambling, obstruction of justice, bribery, and tax evasion. 5723 05:16:14,840 --> 05:16:19,000 Prostitution, gambling, extortion. 5724 05:16:20,760 --> 05:16:22,040 They went into it all. 5725 05:16:40,180 --> 05:16:44,020 Put the odds at three to one that he beat the rack. 5726 05:16:44,180 --> 05:16:45,020 Nine to four. 5727 05:16:45,800 --> 05:16:51,180 He had gone through a succession of three trials, and he just wins every time. 5728 05:16:51,300 --> 05:16:56,040 And the public and even the prosecutors don't know how Gotti is getting away with this. 5729 05:16:56,040 --> 05:17:05,660 He develops a reputation, a certain celebrity and notoriety that he is the Teflon Don, that the charges won't stick. 5730 05:17:07,520 --> 05:17:11,540 This time, the federal government had an ace in the hole. 5731 05:17:11,960 --> 05:17:17,120 A secret weapon for the prosecution that the gangster could not have seen coming. 5732 05:17:17,360 --> 05:17:18,220 Sammy the Bull. 5733 05:17:18,640 --> 05:17:19,720 Sammy the Bull. 5734 05:17:21,720 --> 05:17:25,820 When I heard Sammy was cooperating against John, I was disgusted by it. 5735 05:17:26,240 --> 05:17:27,640 It wasn't a pleasant thing that happened. 5736 05:17:27,860 --> 05:17:28,340 It's easy. 5737 05:17:29,160 --> 05:17:34,700 It came about because of John Gotti's own words recorded on a wiretap. 5738 05:17:35,080 --> 05:17:38,720 Sammy the Bull heard them for the first time in court. 5739 05:17:38,720 --> 05:17:41,040 There was a hearing in Brooklyn for Judge Glasser. 5740 05:17:41,920 --> 05:17:42,540 And that's a defense. 5741 05:17:42,720 --> 05:17:43,640 It was John Gotti. 5742 05:17:43,720 --> 05:17:44,460 It's the name of Gravano. 5743 05:17:44,600 --> 05:17:45,200 Tommy Gambino. 5744 05:17:45,320 --> 05:17:46,100 Frank Focascio. 5745 05:17:46,480 --> 05:17:50,560 It's a detention hearing where the government has to prove why these guys are a danger to society. 5746 05:17:50,820 --> 05:17:51,040 I.e. 5747 05:17:51,040 --> 05:17:52,040 We can't let them out on bail. 5748 05:17:52,400 --> 05:17:58,900 To make its case, the government played a tape recorded in the apartment above the Ravenite Social Club. 5749 05:17:59,440 --> 05:18:02,400 On this night, Sammy the Bull wasn't there. 5750 05:18:11,580 --> 05:18:13,900 God, he basically trashed Sammy for the whole tape. 5751 05:18:14,560 --> 05:18:16,060 These two Greedys make too much money. 5752 05:18:16,680 --> 05:18:18,860 Where's my piece? Where's the kickback? 5753 05:18:18,860 --> 05:18:22,660 And described murders that Sammy started or committed. 5754 05:18:23,920 --> 05:18:27,020 Gotti turned white as a sheet. He just wanted to duck under the table. 5755 05:18:27,200 --> 05:18:29,820 Sammy's ready to blow up. He hasn't heard this before. 5756 05:18:31,040 --> 05:18:36,080 Sammy knows how they talk about a guy in the months leading up to when they make the decision to kill him. 5757 05:18:36,080 --> 05:18:41,720 And what he heard on those tapes was John Gotti beginning to talk like that about him. 5758 05:18:42,760 --> 05:18:47,220 Talking about past crimes in a room or anywhere is a death sentence. 5759 05:18:47,940 --> 05:18:54,580 He became convinced that even if they beat the case, Gotti was going to kill him or he'd have to kill Gotti. 5760 05:18:56,660 --> 05:19:00,760 That theory was reinforced by the actions of Gotti's defense. 5761 05:19:01,440 --> 05:19:06,400 In the next year, while they were all remanded waiting for trial, Sammy felt that John was taking over his case. 5762 05:19:07,040 --> 05:19:10,040 Whereby Sammy couldn't meet with his defense attorney, thus John was there. 5763 05:19:11,000 --> 05:19:16,220 And Sammy quickly figured out that the whole defense for Gotti would be, they're going to blame Sammy for everything. 5764 05:19:17,100 --> 05:19:19,640 Sammy did this, Sammy did that, and Sammy would be the fall guy. 5765 05:19:20,180 --> 05:19:22,540 And John would be acquitted to run the family. 5766 05:19:23,600 --> 05:19:30,480 In 1991, Sammy stopped talking to Gotti's lawyers and started talking to the government. 5767 05:19:30,880 --> 05:19:33,860 They're in 10th South in Manhattan Correctional Center. 5768 05:19:34,060 --> 05:19:35,520 So they now have to get Sammy out of the plans. 5769 05:19:35,520 --> 05:19:39,520 You don't want to end up there in Manhattan Correctional Center right beside Chinatown. 5770 05:19:39,520 --> 05:19:40,180 Without Gotti knowing what's going on. 5771 05:19:40,640 --> 05:19:42,140 Not a nice place to be. 5772 05:19:42,400 --> 05:19:46,880 It's a very quiet place at night, the 10th floor, but you still hear voices intruding in footsteps. 5773 05:19:47,440 --> 05:19:52,720 And John Gotti, who I guess is sleeping poorly in an adjacent cell, hears the noises. 5774 05:19:53,260 --> 05:19:55,440 And he realizes they're taking Sammy away. 5775 05:19:55,620 --> 05:20:01,680 And at that moment, it clicks in his mind that Sammy is going to testify against him and the consequences of that. 5776 05:20:02,040 --> 05:20:10,020 And Gotti lets out this tremendous scream, this wail of indignation and rage echoing throughout the entire prison. 5777 05:20:10,020 --> 05:20:15,920 He was just too arrogant. 5778 05:20:16,980 --> 05:20:19,140 I think that's where Epstein was. 5779 05:20:19,520 --> 05:20:24,980 I don't know why they let him kill himself. 5780 05:20:27,100 --> 05:20:29,860 Unless they were assisting at Donovan Shields. 5781 05:20:29,860 --> 05:20:31,540 Thank you very much, Teflon. 5782 05:20:31,540 --> 05:20:33,360 Donovan Shields. 5783 05:20:33,860 --> 05:20:34,780 He's got a song. 5784 05:20:34,780 --> 05:20:38,860 He buried him under an avalanche of eyewitness testimony. 5785 05:20:40,060 --> 05:20:46,760 Sam Gravano was hidden somewhere in a wagon train of vans and chase cars that slipped into federal court early this morning. 5786 05:20:47,300 --> 05:20:48,900 Everybody was waiting for it. 5787 05:20:49,120 --> 05:20:51,060 Gotti's brother, Peter, had this to say. 5788 05:20:51,120 --> 05:20:51,800 Peter's got it. 5789 05:20:51,860 --> 05:20:53,120 Are you ready to see Sam Gravano today? 5790 05:20:53,680 --> 05:20:54,760 You ready to get sick? 5791 05:20:54,920 --> 05:20:56,700 There were protesters outside. 5792 05:20:56,820 --> 05:20:59,240 They were holding up signs about Gravano as a rat. 5793 05:20:59,340 --> 05:21:03,020 And they had superimposed Sammy's face onto a drawing of a rat. 5794 05:21:04,220 --> 05:21:11,500 Gravano came in a little bit like a fighter who's walking into the ring for a tough fight. 5795 05:21:12,920 --> 05:21:20,660 For nine days, Sammy laid bare the secrets of the Gambino crime family and all of organized crime. 5796 05:21:21,960 --> 05:21:22,600 He walked in. 5797 05:21:22,960 --> 05:21:26,580 I saw him look over at John Gotti in the defense table and John was trying to stare him down. 5798 05:21:27,600 --> 05:21:29,600 Sammy's a tough little bastard, so it didn't work. 5799 05:21:29,700 --> 05:21:30,680 Tough little bastard. 5800 05:21:30,800 --> 05:21:31,900 This guy never had a doubt. 5801 05:21:32,220 --> 05:21:33,280 Once he made up his mind. 5802 05:21:33,500 --> 05:21:34,060 Fun thing. 5803 05:21:34,260 --> 05:21:34,820 It was done. 5804 05:21:35,060 --> 05:21:35,480 He had a song. 5805 05:21:35,500 --> 05:21:36,460 And he walked in tough. 5806 05:21:36,980 --> 05:21:37,940 The defense would object. 5807 05:21:38,180 --> 05:21:39,000 Gotti was... 5808 05:21:39,000 --> 05:21:39,860 You got a song. 5809 05:21:39,860 --> 05:21:42,780 All kinds of curses and threats and things. 5810 05:21:43,000 --> 05:21:45,020 There were people in the audience saying things. 5811 05:21:45,500 --> 05:21:47,200 50-50 for a friend. 5812 05:21:47,760 --> 05:21:48,360 Deathly come. 5813 05:21:48,740 --> 05:21:51,940 And he was like, yes, this is how we did it. 5814 05:21:52,140 --> 05:21:52,720 Boom, boom, boom. 5815 05:21:53,640 --> 05:21:55,780 Sammy was our second most important witness. 5816 05:21:55,880 --> 05:21:57,080 Our best witness was John Gotti. 5817 05:21:57,720 --> 05:21:59,840 We played all these tapes and John was talking about... 5818 05:21:59,840 --> 05:22:00,520 I killed DB. 5819 05:22:00,680 --> 05:22:01,540 I killed Louis Melito. 5820 05:22:01,640 --> 05:22:02,340 I killed De Bono. 5821 05:22:02,540 --> 05:22:03,340 He was our best witness. 5822 05:22:05,980 --> 05:22:06,900 Ryan Mack. 5823 05:22:07,640 --> 05:22:08,800 Francis What's the Crack. 5824 05:22:08,800 --> 05:22:09,240 I don't know. 5825 05:22:09,340 --> 05:22:11,900 I stood at a podium for about two and a half hours. 5826 05:22:12,200 --> 05:22:13,300 But thanks, we'll watch you. 5827 05:22:13,880 --> 05:22:14,520 You got a song. 5828 05:22:14,520 --> 05:22:14,660 Very carefully. 5829 05:22:14,740 --> 05:22:18,200 The greatest hits from the tapes. 5830 05:22:18,500 --> 05:22:19,720 The greatest hits. 5831 05:22:21,000 --> 05:22:21,700 Did you hear that? 5832 05:22:23,920 --> 05:22:25,920 The greatest tits. 5833 05:22:27,280 --> 05:22:27,760 Carefully. 5834 05:22:27,760 --> 05:22:31,280 The greatest hits from the tapes. 5835 05:22:32,400 --> 05:22:36,360 The greatest hits from the tapes. 5836 05:22:38,560 --> 05:22:41,480 The greatest hits from the tapes. 5837 05:22:41,480 --> 05:22:42,020 The greatest hits from the tapes. 5838 05:22:42,020 --> 05:22:44,840 The greatest hits from the tapes. 5839 05:22:44,840 --> 05:22:49,980 The greatest hits from the tapes. 5840 05:22:49,980 --> 05:22:56,160 Now, Your Honor, in this next clip, this is Mr. Gotti speaking with Mr. Locasio in the upstairs apartment. 5841 05:22:56,160 --> 05:22:58,340 And then I would point to the FBI agent. 5842 05:22:58,340 --> 05:22:59,340 He'd play the tape. 5843 05:22:59,340 --> 05:23:02,120 He'd say, when I killed DB, you know why I killed him? 5844 05:23:02,200 --> 05:23:04,280 I killed him because they came and they told me a story. 5845 05:23:04,700 --> 05:23:04,880 Okay. 5846 05:23:06,160 --> 05:23:06,560 Stop. 5847 05:23:06,940 --> 05:23:09,120 And I go, this next tape is a tape. 5848 05:23:09,220 --> 05:23:11,700 We're showing that he's the head of the Gambino family. 5849 05:23:12,700 --> 05:23:14,560 He's talking about all kinds of stuff. 5850 05:23:15,140 --> 05:23:16,080 And he's burying himself. 5851 05:23:16,200 --> 05:23:18,200 And again, you can't cross-examine a tape. 5852 05:23:21,040 --> 05:23:24,960 The government spent millions of dollars building their case. 5853 05:23:26,140 --> 05:23:27,540 Thousands of man hours. 5854 05:23:27,620 --> 05:23:32,700 And on top of that, they've made a deal almost literally with the devil. 5855 05:23:33,140 --> 05:23:38,140 They've made a deal with a man who has committed 19 murders. 5856 05:23:39,020 --> 05:23:40,300 They want to win. 5857 05:23:41,040 --> 05:23:45,360 They want to beat this guy who has beaten them three times in a row. 5858 05:23:47,460 --> 05:23:55,120 On April 2nd, 1992, the jury returned a verdict after 14 hours of deliberations. 5859 05:23:56,420 --> 05:23:58,440 Guilty on all counts. 5860 05:23:58,580 --> 05:23:59,300 All counts. 5861 05:24:02,100 --> 05:24:03,220 Game said match. 5862 05:24:03,240 --> 05:24:06,500 The jury foreman reads the verdict and he knows he's finished. 5863 05:24:07,020 --> 05:24:10,020 And that he will go away and he'll never get out again. 5864 05:24:11,260 --> 05:24:14,580 When Gotti was convicted, I thought that it would send a message that 5865 05:24:14,580 --> 05:24:18,020 the fact of the days of gangsters dying in their own beds, 5866 05:24:18,120 --> 05:24:21,440 going out there and making millions of dollars and killing people. 5867 05:24:21,860 --> 05:24:22,860 Those days were over. 5868 05:24:23,940 --> 05:24:27,740 Two months later, John Gotti was sentenced to life imprisonment 5869 05:24:27,740 --> 05:24:30,060 without the possibility of parole. 5870 05:24:30,280 --> 05:24:31,500 25 to life. 5871 05:24:31,620 --> 05:24:33,460 A quarter of a million dollars. 5872 05:24:34,180 --> 05:24:37,060 Gotti was put in solitary confinement 5873 05:24:37,060 --> 05:24:41,220 and his time in prison was a really rough, bitter time. 5874 05:24:41,320 --> 05:24:41,620 Right. 5875 05:24:43,120 --> 05:24:47,920 In 1998, the Teflon Don was diagnosed with throat cancer. 5876 05:24:48,480 --> 05:24:52,560 He died in 2002 at the age of 61. 5877 05:24:53,280 --> 05:25:00,060 By the time of his death, Gotti was a figure of disdain in the mob world. 5878 05:25:00,880 --> 05:25:05,380 I think the government of the United States must laugh every day about this 5879 05:25:05,380 --> 05:25:08,980 because he put the mafia on a platter for them. 5880 05:25:08,980 --> 05:25:15,920 They needed somebody like him that was that arrogant so they could attack the mafia the way they did and clean it up. 5881 05:25:16,040 --> 05:25:17,360 And they cleaned it up real fast. 5882 05:25:17,640 --> 05:25:17,940 Right. 5883 05:25:18,640 --> 05:25:21,140 The mob is a giant myth. 5884 05:25:21,820 --> 05:25:30,320 The reality behind it is these are bad guys doing bad things and it's all about them. 5885 05:25:30,380 --> 05:25:30,880 Right. 5886 05:25:31,260 --> 05:25:35,340 They wake up every morning thinking how they can steal from you. 5887 05:25:38,120 --> 05:25:42,520 I think hope you remember it is a colorful most diplomatic mob figure. 5888 05:25:43,700 --> 05:25:46,280 In many ways, a kind of symbol of the mob. 5889 05:25:46,840 --> 05:25:48,080 What the hell is going on with the video? 5890 05:25:48,140 --> 05:25:48,780 It's the most of its flaws. 5891 05:25:48,900 --> 05:25:49,460 It's arrogance. 5892 05:25:50,220 --> 05:25:50,700 It's... 5893 05:25:50,700 --> 05:25:53,020 Well, you've seen it for yourself there, folks. 5894 05:25:54,260 --> 05:25:55,460 25 to life. 5895 05:25:56,020 --> 05:25:56,820 He got life. 5896 05:25:57,020 --> 05:25:58,020 There he is there. 5897 05:25:58,480 --> 05:25:59,400 Rest in peace. 5898 05:26:01,400 --> 05:26:03,160 Rest in peace, Mr. Gotti. 5899 05:26:08,580 --> 05:26:09,380 There we go. 5900 05:26:10,380 --> 05:26:10,800 Yeah. 5901 05:26:11,080 --> 05:26:12,860 Rest in peace, Mr. Gotti. 5902 05:26:13,900 --> 05:26:16,200 Or as you say in the force. 5903 05:26:16,700 --> 05:26:17,720 Rest in pieces. 5904 05:26:18,360 --> 05:26:19,400 Rest in pieces. 5905 05:26:20,260 --> 05:26:25,140 But all jokes aside, you did some bad stuff. 5906 05:26:26,100 --> 05:26:28,720 But a few corroborations there. 5907 05:26:29,640 --> 05:26:36,740 The documentary said that he was sentenced to life for extortion, prostitution, and gambling. 5908 05:26:37,500 --> 05:26:39,620 We all know this is not true, right? 5909 05:26:40,920 --> 05:26:48,460 He was sentenced 25 to life for kissing cheeks and also making other men kiss his cheeks. 5910 05:26:48,460 --> 05:26:52,860 His name was not John Gotti. 5911 05:26:54,700 --> 05:26:57,340 His name was John Gotti. 5912 05:26:58,540 --> 05:27:00,020 B-O-T-T-I. 5913 05:27:00,960 --> 05:27:05,920 Because he used to get people to kiss his cheeks and drop his pants. 5914 05:27:06,220 --> 05:27:11,660 He even had a little bum boy who would use one of those things from ancient times. 5915 05:27:12,060 --> 05:27:15,880 You know, olden French Revolution, like, makeup puffers. 5916 05:27:16,240 --> 05:27:17,000 Women would wear. 5917 05:27:17,080 --> 05:27:17,920 They'd puff the makeup. 5918 05:27:19,320 --> 05:27:22,620 He'd have this boy puff that thing on his ass cheek. 5919 05:27:23,980 --> 05:27:27,600 And then he'd get the new guys who were going to become the new guys. 5920 05:27:27,600 --> 05:27:30,220 Who made guys to kiss his body. 5921 05:27:31,000 --> 05:27:33,460 And say, swear an oath to John Gotti. 5922 05:27:35,080 --> 05:27:36,660 Mind, body, and soul. 5923 05:27:38,260 --> 05:27:39,780 Doesn't bear thinking about it. 5924 05:27:41,380 --> 05:27:43,720 Thank you very much for watching today's stream. 5925 05:27:44,000 --> 05:27:47,460 It was nice to chill out and watch a bit of Gotti. 5926 05:27:47,860 --> 05:27:50,120 And, yeah, congratulations. 5927 05:27:53,240 --> 05:27:54,620 It was a nice stream. 5928 05:27:55,140 --> 05:27:56,240 Good night and God bless. 5929 05:27:56,640 --> 05:27:57,300 See you later. 5930 05:27:57,480 --> 05:27:58,820 Good night and God bless. 5931 05:27:58,820 --> 05:28:28,800 Good night and God bless. 5932 05:28:28,800 --> 05:28:58,780 Good night and God bless. 5933 05:28:58,780 --> 05:29:06,080 Oh 5934 05:29:06,080 --> 05:29:08,080 I 5935 05:29:08,080 --> 05:29:10,080 I 5936 05:29:10,080 --> 05:29:18,080 I 5937 05:29:18,080 --> 05:29:22,020 I