1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Next stop, Workers Alley. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:34,980 Next stop, lift up here. Bruno, how are you? Thank you very much. Very, very kind of you, Bruno. You're a saint and a scholar and a bloody sweetheart. I love the responsivity of the pedals on this bus. Very nice. 3 00:00:34,980 --> 00:00:58,620 That's mine. Bo diddlies, how are you? Bo big diddies, I mean, sorry. Favorite style of egg? Well, I'm a sucker for the boiled. I'm a sucker for the scrambled. But I'm a bastard for the boiled. And I'm a fucker for the fried. 4 00:01:01,980 --> 00:01:20,300 But you didn't hear that on Schlug Ehring, because we are PG Tips. No swear words. We're pure PG Tips. The monkeys who made tea. Remember that? What a fantastic piece of artwork. Or advertising, whatever way you want to skin that apple. 5 00:01:28,980 --> 00:01:42,480 No, how are you? What's the story with you? Are you well? We'll get you on this bus. If it's a lash, by hook or by crook. 6 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:50,840 Are you at the right time? Is today 50? No, 380. 2, 3, 56, 70, 80. 7 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,980 One chicken, please. 8 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:56,980 In like a day senior quantity. Yeah, no problem. 9 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:04,980 Thank you. 10 00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:10,980 Hello. Is everybody getting on? Nobody's getting on there, look. 11 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:14,980 Are you stuck? This old lady is stuck. 12 00:02:16,980 --> 00:02:20,980 Jimmy Murphy with the gold ring. 13 00:02:20,980 --> 00:02:22,980 Are you doing a business donating? 14 00:02:22,980 --> 00:02:23,980 Ludo, thank you. 15 00:02:23,980 --> 00:02:25,980 You can get on this. 16 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:26,980 Yeah. 17 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:27,980 Before I forget that, mate. 18 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:33,980 Now, the first one says, hello, Shreemus. 19 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:34,980 Thank you very much. 20 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,980 Thank you very much, Ludo. 21 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:38,980 Very kind of you. 22 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:40,980 How are you doing? 23 00:02:40,980 --> 00:02:42,980 You'd like a regular? 24 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:43,980 Are you doing a business donating? 25 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:44,980 Heather. 26 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:45,980 Yeah. 27 00:02:45,980 --> 00:02:46,980 Thank you very much there, Heather. 28 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:47,980 Yeah. 29 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:48,980 Very, very kind of you, Heather. 30 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:50,980 Thank you. I hope you're having a lovely evening. 31 00:02:52,980 --> 00:02:53,980 Oh, yeah, man. 32 00:02:54,980 --> 00:02:55,980 Single senior one. 33 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:56,980 From Nikola. 34 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:57,980 Thank you, Nikola. 35 00:02:57,980 --> 00:03:02,980 Now, please could it be, could you play in Paris Cartier? 36 00:03:02,980 --> 00:03:04,980 Hey, don't miss donate. 37 00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:06,980 Samantha Hager, how are you? 38 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:09,980 Yeah, thank you very much, Samantha Hager. 39 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:11,980 Thank you. 40 00:03:11,980 --> 00:03:13,980 How are you getting on? 41 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:14,980 How are you getting on? 42 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:15,980 How are you getting on? 43 00:03:15,980 --> 00:03:43,180 How are ya? Shooting day. And a shooting and a one. And you'd like 4 euro 60 change. Well that's fair seeing as though that's the change I owe ya. How you gettin' on? No. What are ya after? A single regular quantity? No problem. 44 00:03:43,180 --> 00:04:12,540 Now 780 back. 2 4 6 in the 7. And a 50 60 70 80. Bitch lug. How you gettin' on purple haze? Now day. Senior. Quantity 1. 4 60. That's a saving. That's a great saving. You wouldn't get that on the other. What's wrong with her? We'll close this front door. Maybe she'll go to the side then. 45 00:04:12,540 --> 00:04:25,520 I'll open the front door. She might come. How are ya? You got lost? You were spooked? You were spooked out there then? 46 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:35,820 How you gettin' on? Single. Regular. And a one. And a two euro 80. Change stimulus package to your pocket. 47 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:49,860 I delivered. I delivered a stimulus package to your back pocket. With the change I dealt out. Another quick check for any bugungu boys. Who might have tried to pull the wool over my eyes. 48 00:04:49,860 --> 00:05:01,000 Yeah, it seems as though people have got the message now. 49 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:04,360 Lisa, thank you very much, Lisa. 50 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,600 Will you say hello to my boyfriend? 51 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:08,920 Kian, says Lisa. 52 00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:11,600 Well, Kian, how are you? 53 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,100 Lisa's asking for you. 54 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:14,400 I think she likes you. 55 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:17,960 How are you getting that? 56 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:21,580 Hands down the pants. 57 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:24,920 Old lady. 58 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:28,560 Old lady's after scamming me out 120 euro. 59 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:30,500 Absolute scumbag, old lady. 60 00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:32,780 I've no sympathy for you. 61 00:05:35,140 --> 00:05:36,980 Or at least you thought you were... 62 00:05:36,980 --> 00:05:39,640 Look at you there trying to fucking pretend you're on the phone. 63 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,260 You've been spotted. 64 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:43,940 Kevin Toomey seen you. 65 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:46,640 Jeffy. 66 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:47,740 Jeffy seen you too. 67 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:48,740 That's mine. 68 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,340 Ok, scumbags, go off. 69 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:10,080 The doors are well and truly closing at this stage of the game. 70 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:35,260 No. Lovely. A passenger needs to get off, are you fucking serious? We've only just took off. An absolute joke. Absolute joke of a machine. Warning lights on. Let's have a look at this now. What's she doing? Taking a photograph. 71 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:55,260 Stand clear. The doors are opening. There he goes. In the middle of the bloody road. Look, he'll get ran over. Where's he going? Stand clear. The doors are closing. Your man's in the middle of the road. Look. Stand clear. The doors are closing. Look at the stadium. 72 00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:06,540 I don't have a bit of donating. Thank you very much. Ian Kelly. I don't have a bit of donating. Yeah. And Lisa and Kevin Toomey. And Jeffy. 73 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:16,820 What do you make of the Boom Boom Boys gone? Skellahoolie out in Kowloon. I don't know. I haven't seen any Boom Boom out there just as of yet. 74 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:19,380 What the fuck? I drove into a pedestrian. 75 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:24,380 The fuck is going on. 76 00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:25,720 I don't know. 77 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:32,840 needing rats rats in the attic 78 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:36,020 rats in the attic 79 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:44,980 no 80 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:50,320 I don't know about Kowloon and Hong Kong to be honest 81 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,360 oh fucking accident 82 00:07:51,360 --> 00:08:03,140 Jesus Christ we're gonna lose the sponsorship 83 00:08:03,140 --> 00:08:07,060 at this rate we're gonna lose the sponsorship with Ikea 84 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:10,280 it's a shame 85 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:13,880 thank you very much have a pint of the glass 86 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:17,080 chips or fries you say chips all the way 87 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,960 chips all the bleeding way we're not in the states now 88 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,320 although you might think you are 89 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,060 all the bloody programs you see on the television box 90 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:30,560 children today are grown up with American accents 91 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,380 Americanized 92 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,500 look at that 93 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:34,600 speed bump action 94 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,380 beautiful 95 00:08:35,380 --> 00:08:40,600 there you have it and that brings us to the end of our show almost 96 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,260 caught again for time 97 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:46,820 but perhaps one more track 98 00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:50,180 thanks to her doing the sterling job 99 00:08:50,180 --> 00:08:55,380 thanks to Patsy for her input into the show 100 00:08:55,480 --> 00:09:24,580 look at that now see this banner be a tourist in your own town be a tourist in your own town whatever you want to do take the bus whether it's pints cocktails movie shows 101 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:25,680 cigarettes cigarettes 102 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:53,680 cigarettes comedy and drama tickets pints food on a plate face on a date eggs on a skate whatever you want ice skating cheese rolling whatever you want to do take the bus you're just as welcome to come to the bus as you are as you are in any other place in the world the bus is always going to be there for you 103 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:59,780 remember that the bus will always be there to let you on and take you to your destination 104 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:05,880 Drew 105 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:05,880 Drew 106 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:05,880 Drew 107 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:05,880 Drew 108 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:05,880 Drew 109 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:15,880 thank you very much drew look at that mattress mat he's the uh the ulterior universe or the the 110 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,600 ulterior not the ulterior what would be the word 111 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:28,680 san celestino all over the feckery wheel there 112 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:47,000 yeah that's mine oh san celestino a real beautiful crisp crisp crisp drink how am i even moving i'm 113 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:53,960 not even on the i'm not even using the steering wheel i'm driving ghost style no 114 00:10:53,960 --> 00:11:14,520 oh that's a big burp mad mike thank you very much 115 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:26,040 mad mike thank you yeah mad mike says oh and you just ran that guy over thank you very much for 116 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:32,760 your kind added tip as well can you hear the radio oh yeah man can everybody hear the radio there in 117 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:41,000 the chat we've got some nice thread on and uh it makes for a bit of a difference like you know 118 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:46,120 radio's top of the hour with joyce's hardware and home headford view our garden center it's in full bloom 119 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:52,040 with cast aluminium and rattan garden furniture joyce's hardware and home headford oh nine three three 120 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:55,000 low and clear somebody says i'm not sure let's have a look now 121 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:17,000 no i think we have it cabbage cabbage beans and gravy 122 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,880 For the simple plain with pitch and toss For half a dozen starvins 123 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:26,280 I'm only going to hunt me back And walk the castle garden 124 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:31,260 So goodbye Nick and goodbye Pat Goodbye Killing Mary 125 00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:35,620 The ant has weighed and the gang is up I'm leaving Tipperary 126 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:39,920 And now the team is blowing up I can't understand 127 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:43,660 I'm found from New York City for a seven-year-old 128 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:48,660 Three thousand miles away Are you doing a bit of donating? 129 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:51,780 Drew Peacock Are you doing a bit of donating? 130 00:12:51,780 --> 00:13:00,620 Thank you very much Oh you got me You got me Can't believe it 131 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:05,900 Can't believe it You got me Drew And I even managed to ignore your first one 132 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:10,760 But I beck and said it this time And I If that's the same guy who keeps getting me 133 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:14,320 With the names You've been out of business for a few months 134 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:19,760 But that was a slip up Oh yeah man 135 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:36,760 A lot of people here today now Very very busy 136 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:58,840 busy now regular week let's go for it let's do this 137 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:16,300 I live in Tipperary a week regular three easy for that's a lot of money but you 138 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:31,240 have us how you doing regular one a D regular and a one oh yeah 139 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:49,600 single tape senior senior one thank you oh yeah week regular - regular - 56 euro 140 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:56,980 please if you've got the money have you got the change thank you how we have a weak 141 00:14:56,980 --> 00:15:05,440 regular one no problem thank you very much for your service and custom even though you 142 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:35,280 haven't serviced. Be aware of them. Kian, thank you very much Kian. Thank you very much Kian. Is your son Declan still in Australia? Can you say hi 143 00:15:35,280 --> 00:16:05,120 to my bird Lisa? Yeah he's in Australia Kian. Droopy thank you very much. He's out there now. He's out there in Melbourne. And he's made a lot of friends out there and he's a girlfriend out there as well. So he's doing well like you know he's doing well. He's settled down you know he's not gonna be coming back anytime soon I'd say. You're talking about. Yeah. 144 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:23,040 Steph. Steph thank you very much Steph. Very very kind of you. But Declan he was saying he might come back now soon enough. Then the other night on the news I seen. They're saying there could be another recession on the way. 145 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:32,240 Steph. Stand here. The door's open. And if there's another recession on the way then I doubt he'll be back anytime soon you know. It's awful sad. 146 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:53,900 Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Suck. Now. It's great there we have a multicultural viewership. People like Suck watching. Now. Single type regular. Single. Regular. Single. Regular. And a quantity of one. That'll be 220 please sir. 147 00:16:53,900 --> 00:17:04,940 You've got the change of you, but ban yourself. Epstein, how are you? Thank you very much, 148 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:13,060 Epstein. Awful murky circumstances surrounding the Epstein situation, wasn't it? Quite a 149 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:40,780 lot of people will be off the hook now, I'd say. What, with Epstein taking the ultimate step, or did he, you know? A lot of people saying that it could have been somebody else. In fact, I have heard that there's more people actually saying that the actual reported events are the conspiracy. 150 00:17:40,780 --> 00:18:01,960 You know, people who haven't been told the news that it might have been him doing it himself, they've just, that hasn't even come into their heads, they believe it's somebody else who's done it. So, how can we ever know, you know? DG, thank you very much, DG. 151 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:16,580 Can you please, can you please say hello to my nanny Maureen from DG? Maureen, how are you? Thank you very much for watching, Maureen. Make sure you look. 152 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,340 Jake McPartland, how are you? 153 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,520 Thank you very much, Jake McPartland. 154 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,160 Are you coming to the pub quiz, you see? 155 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,560 I don't know about that. It's a bit late for that now. 156 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:32,520 I have a bus run on, you know. 157 00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:38,040 I don't think I'll be doing any pinting later on, you know. 158 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,520 I'm trying to go clean for a few weeks now, you know. 159 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,740 I'm not going to go full bore. 160 00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:48,440 Thank you very much, Peck Eni. 161 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:50,520 I'm not going to go full bore. 162 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,900 I'm not going to go full bore. 163 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:54,560 But you know, there'll be a bit of preparation for Sober October, 164 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,100 which is going to be coming up soon enough. 165 00:18:57,420 --> 00:19:00,400 And that's going to be 30 days and 30 nights out in the desert. 166 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,140 And I don't mean not drinking. 167 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,740 I'm literally going to be stranded in the Sahara Desert 168 00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:10,840 from the 1st of October to the 30th. 169 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:16,000 I'm going to be dropped over by the American Air Force 170 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,620 who are refueling at Shannon. 171 00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:20,660 But they so kindly offered to drop me off 172 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,740 in the middle of the Sahara Desert for the parachute 173 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:24,880 on one of their sortie missions 174 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,100 out that way under to North Africa. 175 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,440 They have a lot of secret prisons out there, so... 176 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:31,040 They said they'd drop me off. 177 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,680 So thank you very much, United States of America, for that. 178 00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:37,180 I'm going to feed off the... 179 00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:40,000 Whatever the flora and fauna is out there in the Sahara. 180 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:46,280 Now, D, senior, and a quantity of two. 181 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,180 That'll be 1080, please, sir. 182 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:48,820 420. 183 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,640 420 change. 184 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,840 Do you afford... Do you afford 20 it up yourself, you do? 185 00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:58,980 How you get there? 186 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:01,020 Now, 20. 187 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,160 Back in the pocket. 188 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:02,540 Thank you. 189 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,000 What's the story? 190 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,020 The regular quantity one. 191 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:13,960 I'm going to print that there now. 192 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:14,480 13. 193 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,700 2, 4, 6, 8, 10. 194 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,620 2, 3. 195 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:18,300 50, 6, 70, 80. 196 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:19,320 Good luck. 197 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:19,860 Good night. 198 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,400 God bless. 199 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,240 Staying clear. 200 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:23,420 The doors are closing. 201 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,540 Staying clear. 202 00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:27,500 The doors are closing. 203 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:28,260 Three's a car, my day. 204 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,080 You're a bit's a car, my day. 205 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:29,400 Yeah. 206 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,820 Thank you very much, three's a car, my day. 207 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,720 I hope that's not a made-up name. 208 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,340 No. 209 00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:46,740 Hey, don't miss a donating. 210 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,380 Hey, don't miss a donating, yeah. 211 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:51,860 That might. 212 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:55,520 Oh. 213 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,400 Ball of midges. 214 00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:58,780 Thank you very much, ball of midges. 215 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,700 Francis was at the doctor's there the last day. 216 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,780 Now, he, uh... 217 00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:05,140 He ate a ball of midges. 218 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:06,920 When he was on the bike. 219 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,800 He was going downhill fast. 220 00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:11,100 And, uh, he had the mouth open. 221 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,300 He was, like, going so fast. 222 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,060 He was screaming, like, 223 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,360 AAAAAAAA! 224 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,000 And, uh, 225 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,100 a ball of midges went into his mouth. 226 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,500 Whatever the hell happened, he... 227 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:25,920 He came off the bike and had to go to the hospital. 228 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:28,840 What? 229 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:29,400 What? 230 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,560 He's okay, thanks to God. 231 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,620 Someone needs to get off the bus again. 232 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,020 Who's the culprit this time? 233 00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:42,960 Johnny Orange Pants. 234 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,300 Johnny Orange Pants. 235 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,900 Make your mind up the next time, Orange. 236 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:48,620 Huh? 237 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,320 Make sure you've got... 238 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,940 Make sure you know where you're going the next time. 239 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,840 Making me stop in the middle of traffic. 240 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:54,420 Huh? 241 00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:54,520 Huh? 242 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,320 How fucking old are ya? 243 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,240 We might as well check for any more scumbags. 244 00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:08,780 Oh, here you go. 245 00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:11,620 Just a bit of a quick check for scumbags now, everybody. 246 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,100 Is there any scumbags among us? 247 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:14,820 Please, show yourself. 248 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:15,660 Oh, here you go. 249 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,220 Make yourselves known. 250 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:17,500 Here. 251 00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:20,360 If there is a scumbag on the bus, please make it... 252 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,280 There's a scumbag. 253 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,220 We have you. 254 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,740 We have you nailed to the feckin' cross now. 255 00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:28,620 You're going downtown. 256 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,140 Expect a little letter in the post. 257 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,820 Fucking scumbags. 258 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:40,480 And another! 259 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:44,060 We have you. 260 00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:46,620 We have you. 261 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,280 We have you. 262 00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:49,920 And we've got you on camera as well. 263 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,280 We film everything on this bus. 264 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:52,940 And when I get back to the station, 265 00:22:53,380 --> 00:22:54,400 I watch all the footage. 266 00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:57,100 You can be sneezing all you like. 267 00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:58,480 You're not going to get away without a fine. 268 00:22:59,040 --> 00:22:59,640 How are you getting that? 269 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,300 Absolute beckin' scumbags. 270 00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:09,520 Thank you very much, Ian. 271 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,460 Very kind of you. 272 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:13,080 That's mine. 273 00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:14,440 Very, very kind of you. 274 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:18,980 No. 275 00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:28,440 Are you doing a busy day today? 276 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,480 Busy, busy day today. 277 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:31,780 Wayne, thank you. 278 00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:32,400 Yeah. 279 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,260 Thank you very much, Wayne. 280 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,180 Very, very nice to have such lovely support. 281 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,120 From yourself. 282 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,900 And everybody out there in the mainframe. 283 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,600 I hope you're having a lovely Sunday evening. 284 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,860 And if you've just tuned in. 285 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:47,160 And you've had a hard week. 286 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:48,620 Relax. 287 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:50,520 Relax. 288 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,200 Veteran weed man. 289 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,020 Thank you very much. 290 00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:57,520 If you've had a hard weekend. 291 00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:58,380 Relax. 292 00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:00,080 This is your time for relaxing. 293 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:00,880 Now before Monday. 294 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:24,400 Oh yeah! Wool! Thank you very much, Wool. I have to say I love a better wall. Any chance I can get my hands on a better wall, I'm there. Second only to leather. 295 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:53,560 How are you getting that? Day, Senior Quantity. How are you? Mama Duck. Thank you very much, Mama Duck. Good day, mate. Good day. How are you getting that? Anybody else want to get on the bus here? I think the people are... are gushed. 296 00:24:53,560 --> 00:25:01,560 I think they're gushed. I think they're gushed. 297 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,560 I think they're gushed. 298 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,560 He's! Thank you very much, He's! 299 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,560 Yeah! 300 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,560 That's mine. 301 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,560 Lovely bit of haze. 302 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:33,560 Now, where are we going? We're turning left. 303 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,560 Hey, don't a bit of donating. 304 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,560 Bring back world news. 305 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,560 Hey, don't have to do it. 306 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,560 Well, thank you very much for your kind hearted, generous donation. 307 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:51,560 But I'm afraid I don't do the world news myself. I drive bus and I feckin' drive them well. I drive them long and hard into the night. 308 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:57,560 But you can ask Francis. Maybe he'll do it. Thank you very much. Appreciate it. How are you? 309 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,560 Dara! 310 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,560 It's great to have you. 311 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,560 Thank you very much. 312 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:06,560 Thank you very much. 313 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,560 I hope you're keepin' well and you're having a lovely Sunday evening. 314 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,560 Get much pints in over the weekend, I did, yeah. 315 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,560 I sank about 15 creamy screamers. 316 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,560 Enya. 317 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,560 Enya. 318 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,560 Enya. 319 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,560 Enya. 320 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:22,560 Thank you very much, Enya. 321 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,560 Thank you very much. 322 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,560 Enya. 323 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,560 I sank 15 creamy screamers. 324 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:32,560 Over the space of three and a half hours last night. 325 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,560 And I feel fantastic today. 326 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,560 Thank you. 327 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,560 Thank you. 328 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,560 Wrong bus stop. 329 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,560 Thank you very much, Joe. 330 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,560 Thank you. 331 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,560 Wrong bus stop. 332 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,560 That's what come here. 333 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,560 Thank you very much, Joe. 334 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,560 Doors. 335 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,560 On their way in Croc. 336 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,560 Oh, yeah, man. 337 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:59,560 Now, we are at the wrong bus stop. 338 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,560 What is your name? 339 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,560 Edgy. 340 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,560 Eddie Jordashian. 341 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:04,560 Enya. 342 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,560 That's mine. 343 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,560 Thank you very much, Eddie Jordashian. 344 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,560 Enjoytravel.co.uk. 345 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:15,560 I thought you were buried under the patio in Brookside. 346 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,560 Brookside. 347 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,560 Fantastic soap opera there. 348 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,560 It was on on Channel 4. 349 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,560 WANG. 350 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,560 Thank you very much, WANG. 351 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,560 It's great again. 352 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,560 WANG. 353 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,560 Yourself, Eddie. 354 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:33,560 And I've seen some lad with a foreign name earlier on. 355 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,560 And it's great to have foreigners watching the show as well. 356 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,560 If you're out foreign, you're very welcome. 357 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,560 You should look here. 358 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:45,560 I took the wrong bleeding turn. 359 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,560 Oh, yeah, man. 360 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:47,560 WANG. 361 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:48,560 WANG. 362 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,560 WANG. 363 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,560 WANG. 364 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:51,560 WANG. 365 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,560 What the hell? 366 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,560 Download the Midwest Radio app and listen to us all the way. 367 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,560 It's going to be a lot of fecking about now. 368 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:58,560 From Kinsale to Kincashla. 369 00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,560 From Kansas to Kilimanjaro. 370 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,560 From London to the Lebanon. 371 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,560 Even from Mayo to Mars. 372 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,560 London to Lebanon. 373 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:03,560 Imagine that. 374 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,560 Shit. 375 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,560 What are you doing if it's loonating? 376 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,560 You can get your books at me. 377 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,560 You can get your books at me. 378 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,560 You can get your books at me. 379 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,560 You can get your books at me. 380 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,560 Yeah. 381 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,560 Thank you very much, Tommy. 382 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,560 Nice. 383 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:12,560 I hope you're well. 384 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,560 I'm going to try something a little bit cheeky here now, Tommy. 385 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,560 What can I do? 386 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,560 A fecking Turner. 387 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,560 Turny Warner. 388 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,560 Shit. 389 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,560 Should've done the Turner there. 390 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,560 Hey, sure. 391 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:21,560 I'm going to do it. 392 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,560 Fuck it. 393 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,560 I'm going to do it here. 394 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:24,560 A fecking Turner. 395 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,560 A fecking Turner. 396 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:26,560 A fecking Turner. 397 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,560 A fecking Turner. 398 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:28,560 A fecking Turner. 399 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,560 A fecking Turner. 400 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,560 A fecking Turner. 401 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,560 A fecking Turner. 402 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,560 A fecking Turner. 403 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:33,560 A fecking Turner. 404 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,560 A fecking Turner. 405 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:35,560 A fecking Turner. 406 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,560 Shit. 407 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,560 Should've done the Turner there. 408 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,560 Hey, sure. 409 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,560 A little bit of a donation. 410 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:40,560 Fuck it. 411 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,560 I'm going to do it here. 412 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,560 Hey, sure. 413 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,560 A little bit of a donation. 414 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,560 Yeah. 415 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,560 The grieving mole. 416 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,560 Thank you. 417 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,560 Hopefully you're not grieving. 418 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,560 For the loss of a mole. 419 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,560 That you might have had. 420 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,560 Unless it was a mole in a place that you don't like. 421 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,560 And you had it removed. 422 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,560 In which case. 423 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,560 Why would you be grieving? 424 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,560 You would probably be jumping for joy. 425 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,560 What are you doing the business of donating? 426 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,560 Jesus Malone. 427 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:02,560 How are you? 428 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,560 Would you be Jesus Christ? 429 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,560 Because it's the only Jesus I know. 430 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,560 Unless Jesus Christ has come back. 431 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,560 The second coming. 432 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,560 And he's actually changed his name to Deedpool. 433 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,560 From Jesus Christ. 434 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:17,560 To Jesus Malone. 435 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:21,560 And he just wants to keep the head down. 436 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:49,400 and live a quiet life. Maybe. Oh yeah man. Brexit how are ya? 420. You're going on the 420 buzz after Brexit. The Brexit Brexit. The Brexit Brexit. You'll be on the 420 buzz after that. They'll have it legalised I'd say. 437 00:29:49,400 --> 00:30:16,920 Whoa. Keltron. Thank you very much Keltron. Thank you very much Keltron. You cheeky lemur. Hey Tommy. Can you please wish my friend Niall Wallace a happy birthday? Niall Wallace. Happy 21st. You old snake in the bush. 438 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:42,720 Thank you very much Tommy. Oh yeah man. Tommy Mal Schullmanfell. What a name. What an incredible name. Some would say incredulous. I don't think that name is real now. I think you're trying to pull my leg. Oh yeah man. Thank you very much for the donation. 439 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:52,320 How you doing a bit of donating. As well as any yokes. How you doing a bit of donating. Yeah. Well. I don't know. You might have to ask everybody any yokes anyone. For that lab. 440 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,720 How you gettin' then? 441 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,720 Potholes. Potholes are plenty today. 442 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,720 Are you doin' a bit of doing it? 443 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,720 Shlug Guzzler. 444 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,720 Are you doin' a bit of doing it? 69. 445 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,720 That's mine. That's a cheeky number. 446 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,720 And that's a cheeky name. Thank you very much, Shlug Guzzler. 447 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,720 How you gettin' then? 448 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:27,720 Great weather. Great weather. As long as it stays dry, we'll be happy because it was seven seasons in one day today. 449 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,720 How you doin' a bit of doing it? 450 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,720 Mike. Thank you very much, Mike. 451 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,720 Mr. Oxlug. First name, Mike. 452 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,720 Some man for one man. 453 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,720 Is this the right stop? 454 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,720 To all of you as well. 455 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,720 Is this the right stop? It's the wrong stop? It's the wrong stop. 456 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,720 We'll keep goin', we'll keep goin', we'll keep goin'. 457 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,720 How you doin' a bit of doing it? 458 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,720 Don't you, folks? Hello to Mary. 459 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,720 You're doing a bit of doing it. 460 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,720 Johnno. Thank you very much, Johnno. 461 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,720 That's mine. 462 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,720 To Margaret and... 463 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,720 Thank you very much, Johnno. 464 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:33,560 up there in Michael and Margaret up there in County Galway as well very best to all of you folks also and also we'd like to say hello there to Elsie McTeighe indeed who sends her good wishes to some brave each night to pierce her life being on from Galway looking forward to our showtime 465 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,740 Stain clear, the doors are open. 466 00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:40,880 Stain clear, the doors are open. 467 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,880 So we say goodnight to all of you down there tonight as well. 468 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,740 Very best regards. 469 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,760 And to Patricia Dooley, Patricia. 470 00:32:51,580 --> 00:32:53,800 Thank you very much there, Stephen Fallon. 471 00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,500 Stephen Falletta. 472 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:56,900 Curried to beat Dublin in the football. 473 00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:58,180 I don't know what you're all about. 474 00:32:58,960 --> 00:32:59,280 Weak. 475 00:32:59,280 --> 00:32:59,320 Weak. 476 00:33:00,420 --> 00:33:00,740 Regular. 477 00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:02,740 Regular. 478 00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:04,740 I know. 479 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:06,960 How you doing? 480 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:10,740 Noelle Keegan. 481 00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:15,420 Noelle Keegan. 482 00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:16,420 Noelle Keegan. 483 00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:17,420 Noelle Keegan. 484 00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:18,420 Noelle Keegan. 485 00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:18,760 Thank you very much. 486 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:19,020 Wool. 487 00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:20,400 Keegan is down in County Sligo. 488 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:22,920 And Catherine Healy is with us in North London. 489 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,540 And she's the Capra Quinn woman. 490 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,920 So hello to you from Waterford as well. 491 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,200 And thanks, Catherine, for tuning our way tonight. 492 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,880 I mentioned Keegan there a few moments ago. 493 00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:32,220 And he said, I was expecting that. 494 00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:32,760 Oh, yeah. 495 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:39,780 All the loyal listeners at home and abroad will be joining you for the usual Sunday night show around the country and around the world. 496 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,240 Thank you, Keegan, for sharing that one with us as well. 497 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,140 And hello to you, Michal and Patsy. 498 00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:48,220 Tune in here in tune. 499 00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:49,680 Looking forward to your show as always. 500 00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:51,340 That's in from Anne O'Brien there. 501 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:54,700 Thank you so much indeed, Anne, for your kind wishes to us as well. 502 00:33:54,820 --> 00:33:55,360 And one more. 503 00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:57,220 It's Pat Stokes down there in Belmont. 504 00:33:57,340 --> 00:34:00,460 Thanks, Pat, very much indeed for your kind wishes to us as well. 505 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,280 Here's a lovely song from Pat Jordan. 506 00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:05,000 Pat originally from over in Wicklow. 507 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,740 He's lived in Manchester for many years, front of the band called Finian's Rainbow. 508 00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:14,020 And he's very much involved with the sponsors of our show there, Enjoy Travel as well. 509 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,780 So here's Pat with a lovely, lovely country song from him. 510 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,720 One called You're a Phone Call That I Need to Make. 511 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:43,120 Oh, we're straggler. 512 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,340 We got a straggler. 513 00:34:45,340 --> 00:34:53,820 14 euro 60 change. 514 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:54,300 Thank you. 515 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,200 2, 4, 6, 8, 10. 516 00:34:57,740 --> 00:34:58,220 2, 4. 517 00:34:59,020 --> 00:34:59,360 60. 518 00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:00,560 Look. 519 00:35:01,940 --> 00:35:02,680 Staying clear. 520 00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:03,820 The doors are closed. 521 00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:06,940 Staying clear. 522 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,040 The doors are closed. 523 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,040 Oh. 524 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,720 Traffic is heavy today now. 525 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,180 Awful heavy traffic today now. 526 00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:15,880 Sounds lovely. 527 00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:18,580 Very, very heavy traffic today now. 528 00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:21,120 Very heavy traffic. 529 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,620 Lots and lots of traffic there today now. 530 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,340 I've never seen such a high volume of traffic in my life. 531 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:32,140 Very heavy traffic on the road today. 532 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:35,520 Actually, a lot of traffic on the road. 533 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:44,280 To be honest with you, compared to the usual day, this isn't usual. 534 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,120 A lot of traffic on the road as well. 535 00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:47,660 Very heavy. 536 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:48,600 Oh, yeah, man. 537 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:52,540 Warful traffic. 538 00:36:02,540 --> 00:36:07,040 This will be the way now on Brexit. 539 00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:11,560 There'll be border checks and there'll be traffic and feckin' military. 540 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,240 It's going to be an absolute feckin' nightmare. 541 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:16,980 But I tell you something. 542 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,860 I'm going for the double license. 543 00:36:21,020 --> 00:36:23,640 I'm going for the European and the Brit. 544 00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:25,820 And I'll do wheel them. 545 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:31,540 Means I'll be able to go across the fuckin' Schengen into UK zones. 546 00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:33,280 And pick up UK passengers. 547 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,980 And then maybe I'll bring them back over here. 548 00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:39,540 And I'll be like, 549 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,020 Sorry, I can't go back to the UK because I haven't got the license. 550 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,460 And slowly but surely, 551 00:36:46,060 --> 00:36:48,020 I'll steal everybody and bring them home. 552 00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:51,100 Only messin' now. 553 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,080 That's an offense. 554 00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:52,540 It's illegal. 555 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,840 I do a lot of prison time for that. 556 00:36:57,500 --> 00:36:58,320 How are you getting mad? 557 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,940 Kidnapping, I'd say that. 558 00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:03,800 You'd go down for kidnapping, I'd say. 559 00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:08,760 You might be able to explain your motives and reasons to the judge and jury, 560 00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:10,340 but at the end of the day, 561 00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:12,600 at the end of the day, 562 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:14,380 when you steal someone, 563 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:15,800 that's kidnapping. 564 00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:17,340 You know? 565 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,060 How are you getting mad? 566 00:37:20,060 --> 00:37:21,480 Right, that's Pat Jordan there. 567 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,240 And phone call that I need to make. 568 00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:24,440 Got something from Pat. 569 00:37:24,580 --> 00:37:25,140 I hope you enjoyed. 570 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,020 Pat one. 571 00:37:26,380 --> 00:37:27,200 That's my stop. 572 00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:30,460 Now let's see where else are we away to here. 573 00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:32,980 One here, it says, 574 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,300 I have a wife. 575 00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:36,820 I'm the wife. 576 00:37:37,460 --> 00:37:38,820 Michael, could you please play a request 577 00:37:38,820 --> 00:37:40,420 for a very special mother and grandmother, 578 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,660 Loretta Carney from Shanfahra in Noc. 579 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:45,640 A very special person whom we hold dear in our hearts. 580 00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:47,820 And she listens to your show. 581 00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:49,920 She listens to your show. 582 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,680 A passenger is listening to music really loud. 583 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,840 All our love from the Carney family. 584 00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:01,300 So hello to all of you there for that lovely, lovely message. 585 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,660 And especially a shout out for Loretta, 586 00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:05,600 who is tuned away there in Shanfahra, 587 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,740 as she always is indeed. 588 00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:09,680 Have you heard this? 589 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,160 Have you heard this guy now? 590 00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:14,860 Turn it down. 591 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:15,900 Oh, sorry. 592 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:16,540 Yeah. 593 00:38:16,540 --> 00:38:17,120 Turn it down. 594 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:17,800 You will do. 595 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,560 Check for tickets as well. 596 00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:23,620 Any schcomb bags? 597 00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:26,260 Schcomb bags? 598 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:28,520 Any schcomb bags on the bus? 599 00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:31,420 Any schcomb bags on the bus? 600 00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:34,620 Tickets, please. 601 00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:37,600 Tickets, please. 602 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:38,640 Any schcomb bags? 603 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,440 Are you a schcomb bag? 604 00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:43,380 Are you a schcomb bag? 605 00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:44,080 Here you go. 606 00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:45,160 Are you a schcomb bag? 607 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:45,520 Are you? 608 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,620 Here you go. 609 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:47,580 Are you a schcomb bag? 610 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:47,880 Of course. 611 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,260 Well, very good, everyone. 612 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,880 Very, very happy with that. 613 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,040 I just did a check there of everyone on the bus, 614 00:38:56,260 --> 00:38:57,540 and I'm very happy to report 615 00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:59,280 there are zero, yes, 616 00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:01,520 zero schcomb bags on board. 617 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,140 Thank you very much 618 00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:05,100 for traveling with Schluggeron. 619 00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:08,040 We endeavor to get you to your place 620 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,600 before other people. 621 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,660 Just a quick reminder there now that you're born alone, 622 00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:18,700 and you'll die alone. 623 00:39:19,220 --> 00:39:19,660 Thank you. 624 00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:19,720 Thank you. 625 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:25,080 How was my... 626 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,600 No. 627 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,260 Are you doing a business donating? 628 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,420 Asher Locker, thank you very much, Asher Locker. 629 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:37,520 That's my... 630 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,560 Very, very kind of you. 631 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:40,000 I hope you are well. 632 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,740 And having a lovely time 633 00:39:43,740 --> 00:39:46,800 aboard Schluggeron. 634 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:51,800 Schluggeron. 635 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,180 Are you doing a business donating? 636 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:54,960 Stand here. 637 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,320 Are you doing a business donating? 638 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:56,960 Schluggeron. 639 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,420 Thank you very much, Schluggeron. 640 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,200 I need several tickets, please. 641 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,160 No, you'd want a single... 642 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,240 Or three single tickets. 643 00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:09,920 Three single student tickets. 644 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,040 Are you doing a business donating? 645 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,480 Are you doing a business donating? 646 00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:17,820 Yeah. 647 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,120 Anacandiji. 648 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:20,660 Thank you very much, Anacandiji. 649 00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:24,060 How are you getting that? 650 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:28,220 Thank you. 651 00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:28,840 No problem. 652 00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:29,600 How are you? 653 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,160 Regular ticket. 654 00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:33,540 Single. 655 00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:35,100 Are you doing a business donating? 656 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:35,100 Regular. 657 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:35,740 Anyone? 658 00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:38,440 Are you doing a business donating? 659 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:39,520 Hosier. 660 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,360 Thank you very much, Hosier. 661 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:42,180 Thanks. 662 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:43,720 I need a ticket. 663 00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:45,120 Duration. 664 00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:45,580 Duration. 665 00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:46,080 Single. 666 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:46,160 Single. 667 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:46,240 Duration. 668 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:46,240 Single. 669 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:46,740 Type. 670 00:40:46,740 --> 00:40:47,080 Student. 671 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:47,580 Quantity. 672 00:40:49,660 --> 00:40:50,260 And a student. 673 00:40:50,260 --> 00:40:50,840 And a one. 674 00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:52,500 Lot of students today. 675 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:53,900 Must be a college day. 676 00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:56,200 Are you doing a business donating? 677 00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,160 Are you doing a business donating? 678 00:40:59,160 --> 00:40:59,940 Mary Lester. 679 00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:01,080 Thank you very much. 680 00:41:01,180 --> 00:41:01,300 Aye. 681 00:41:01,740 --> 00:41:03,080 And you want a single. 682 00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:04,180 Type. 683 00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:04,540 Regular. 684 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:05,020 Quantity. 685 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:06,660 Oh. 686 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:07,640 That's good. 687 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:07,960 No. 688 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:13,840 No. 689 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:14,360 Thank you. 690 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,000 I need a few tickets please. 691 00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:17,240 I don't have a business donating. 692 00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:19,840 And you love spines. 693 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,380 I don't have a business donating. 694 00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:21,240 Thank you very much. 695 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:22,240 Duration. 696 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:23,160 Single type. 697 00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:23,960 Regular quantity. 698 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:26,280 Single. 699 00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:28,220 A regular. 700 00:41:28,980 --> 00:41:29,740 And a tour. 701 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,140 And we print those babies off. 702 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,800 You have the money. 703 00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:35,100 You're looking in the pocket. 704 00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:35,480 You do. 705 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,260 You had something in the pocketino anyway. 706 00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:39,680 Hoof hearted. 707 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,920 You got me again. 708 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:43,340 That's my. 709 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:44,120 Hoof. 710 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:44,840 You got me again. 711 00:41:45,020 --> 00:41:47,100 Why would your name even be Hoof? 712 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,400 None such a name exists. 713 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,660 How are you getting that? 714 00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:55,300 You'll never get me again. 715 00:41:56,020 --> 00:41:56,520 I promise. 716 00:41:57,980 --> 00:41:58,380 I promise. 717 00:41:58,380 --> 00:41:58,540 I promise. 718 00:41:58,540 --> 00:41:58,700 I promise. 719 00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:01,860 Thank you very much. 720 00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:02,460 You're all clean. 721 00:42:02,860 --> 00:42:03,560 Thank you very much. 722 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:04,340 That's my. 723 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:05,860 Thank you very much. 724 00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:07,960 Yesterday we passed a purple cow. 725 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:08,340 Yeah. 726 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:09,920 I saw it too. 727 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:10,480 Now. 728 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,020 How are you? 729 00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:12,000 Single. 730 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:14,480 Regular. 731 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:16,440 And a one. 732 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:18,560 Two four six. 733 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:18,980 Thank you. 734 00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:19,240 Hey. 735 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:19,540 You're all good. 736 00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:19,700 You're all good. 737 00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:20,200 You're all good. 738 00:42:21,660 --> 00:42:22,060 Sherlock. 739 00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:22,580 Thank you. 740 00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:22,620 Hey. 741 00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:22,940 You're all good. 742 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:23,440 You're all good. 743 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:23,860 Yeah. 744 00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:25,200 Thank you very much. 745 00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:28,840 Welcome aboard the bus of dreams everybody. 746 00:42:29,940 --> 00:42:31,760 Don't feckin' try and get on for free. 747 00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:33,540 Cause I'll get ya. 748 00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:35,060 Welcome. 749 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:35,920 Welcome to Schlug Air. 750 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,000 How are you getting that? 751 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,820 What she got her hand down her skirt for? 752 00:42:39,980 --> 00:42:41,200 Are you doing a bit of donating? 753 00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:42,520 This is a family bus. 754 00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:43,820 Can you take the hand away? 755 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:44,460 Are you doing a bit of donating? 756 00:42:44,580 --> 00:42:44,820 Yeah. 757 00:42:45,940 --> 00:42:46,360 That's mine. 758 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:47,380 Look at the hand down there. 759 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:48,680 Thank you very much there. 760 00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:49,560 Somebody who donated. 761 00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:50,120 I missed ya. 762 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,460 Jim or Feeney. 763 00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:54,940 I think. 764 00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:02,240 Are you doing a bit of donating? 765 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:03,600 Michael Cummins. 766 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:04,800 Thank you very much Michael Cummins. 767 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,460 Are you doing a bit of donating? 768 00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:05,820 Yeah. 769 00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:06,580 Thomas. 770 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,240 Thank you for all the extra listeners. 771 00:43:08,660 --> 00:43:10,260 Plenty of euro in the pocket. 772 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,520 You're accredited to your family. 773 00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:13,020 You're parish and county. 774 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:14,060 All the best. 775 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:14,400 Michael. 776 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,360 Thank you very much Michael. 777 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:16,920 Very very kind of you. 778 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,920 She needs to put the hands back in the where I can see them. 779 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:21,100 It's a family bus. 780 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,240 Are you doing a bit of donating? 781 00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:25,980 Brennan's bread today's bread. 782 00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:27,100 Thank you very much. 783 00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:28,400 That's mine. 784 00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:29,940 Thank you very much. 785 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:35,400 How are you getting? 786 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:40,040 I just want to ask any other women there now with the hands on the skirts. 787 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,660 Can you keep that now? 788 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,140 Are you doing a bit of donating? 789 00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:46,280 Because this is a family bus. 790 00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:47,380 Are you doing a bit of donating? 791 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:47,820 Yeah. 792 00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:50,160 We just don't want that on the bus actually. 793 00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:50,900 Thank you. 794 00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:52,460 Thank you very much Gavin. 795 00:43:53,460 --> 00:43:57,560 That was a little message for anybody who was on the bus playing with themselves. 796 00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,680 So that just needed to be said you know. 797 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,220 Are you doing a bit of donating? 798 00:44:05,580 --> 00:44:06,300 Thank you Mo. 799 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,100 Mo Farah. 800 00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:10,180 I wonder if Mo Farah was from Leicester. 801 00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:14,880 I wonder if Mo Farah was from Leicester. 802 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:16,460 Oh uh. 803 00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:17,700 The door's closing. 804 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:18,680 Staying clear. 805 00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:19,860 The doors are closing. 806 00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:22,960 Staying clear. 807 00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:24,080 The doors are closing. 808 00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:24,740 Fucking hell. 809 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,120 He came out of nowhere that book. 810 00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:27,220 Next stop. 811 00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:28,420 Workers at... 812 00:44:28,420 --> 00:44:31,520 Egg and pudding and beans. 813 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,040 How are you? 814 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,880 Thank you very much egg and pudding and beans. 815 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:41,760 I hope you're getting on okay and having a lovely evening. 816 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:42,260 Thank you. 817 00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:45,920 How are you getting on? 818 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,260 I don't have a bit of donating. 819 00:44:49,180 --> 00:44:50,480 I don't have a bit of donating. 820 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:55,300 I don't know when Francis decides to take the show on the road again. 821 00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:56,220 Whenever that is. 822 00:44:57,060 --> 00:44:57,600 I don't know. 823 00:44:58,500 --> 00:44:59,900 I am at his behest. 824 00:45:01,140 --> 00:45:02,400 I help him along. 825 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:04,860 But I don't know. 826 00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:05,600 It's all down to him. 827 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,340 You'll have to watch him the next time he's on a stream. 828 00:45:07,340 --> 00:45:08,140 He don't have a bit of donating. 829 00:45:08,220 --> 00:45:09,620 Like and slug scribe. 830 00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:11,520 He don't have a bit of donating. 831 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,160 Coach Turkey. 832 00:45:13,260 --> 00:45:13,620 Thank you. 833 00:45:16,140 --> 00:45:16,540 Coach. 834 00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:22,760 I don't know. 835 00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:24,900 I'm trying to screen these names. 836 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,600 I'm doing a Michael Cummins on it. 837 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:28,860 I'm trying to screen the names before I see them. 838 00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:29,260 He don't have a bit of donating. 839 00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:30,560 Slugger lover. 840 00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:31,060 Thank you. 841 00:45:31,340 --> 00:45:32,400 He don't have a bit of donating. 842 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,880 Very very kind of you slugger. 843 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:34,380 That's me. 844 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:44,880 Oh. 845 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,240 Lovely evening for a bit of bus. 846 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,260 He don't have a bit of donating. 847 00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:51,200 Gavin Mac. 848 00:45:51,260 --> 00:45:51,680 How are you? 849 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,500 He don't have a bit of donating. 850 00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:54,680 Gavin McSack. 851 00:45:54,980 --> 00:45:55,380 That's me. 852 00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:57,500 There's no looking back. 853 00:45:58,780 --> 00:45:59,760 Ran a red light. 854 00:46:00,580 --> 00:46:02,100 Indicator on while driving straight. 855 00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:03,220 I didn't run a red light. 856 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:03,900 I thought it was. 857 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,640 Gavin McSack. 858 00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:11,460 There's no looking back. 859 00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:12,320 Beer soup. 860 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:14,020 Thank you very much. 861 00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:15,020 Beer soup. 862 00:46:15,020 --> 00:46:16,360 That's me. 863 00:46:20,980 --> 00:46:21,840 Very kind of you. 864 00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:29,380 I'm a little bit now rattled because somebody got me to say the words droopy cock. 865 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,280 And it was spelled Drew. 866 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:32,800 As in Andrew. 867 00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:37,440 And that lad there now he wants me to say his name. 868 00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:37,980 Jack. 869 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,520 But I'm not going to. 870 00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:40,440 Mr. Mehoff. 871 00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:43,280 First name Jack. 872 00:46:43,660 --> 00:46:44,280 Second name. 873 00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:45,300 Mehoff. 874 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,320 Sure me. 875 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,160 You need to try harder than that. 876 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,440 Because Mehoff is not a name. 877 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:53,200 Are you doing a bit of donating? 878 00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:56,340 Tash. 879 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:56,860 Yeah. 880 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,380 Tash. 881 00:46:59,220 --> 00:46:59,620 Tash. 882 00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:00,300 Tash mash. 883 00:47:00,380 --> 00:47:00,860 That's okay. 884 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,800 Thank you very much Tash mash. 885 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,380 I'm okay with that. 886 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:05,880 You're okay with that. 887 00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:07,240 We're all okay with that. 888 00:47:07,780 --> 00:47:08,780 Johnny up the bear there. 889 00:47:08,780 --> 00:47:10,180 He is okay with that. 890 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,000 Thank you very much. 891 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,280 Are you doing a bit of donating? 892 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:15,960 Tommy Miller. 893 00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:17,380 Are you doing a bit of donating? 894 00:47:17,380 --> 00:47:17,420 Yeah. 895 00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:17,880 State side. 896 00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:19,060 Thank you very much. 897 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:19,400 That's mine. 898 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:21,780 Now we'll drop off a few boys here. 899 00:47:24,460 --> 00:47:25,800 Stop coming up now boys. 900 00:47:27,700 --> 00:47:28,700 Get ready everybody. 901 00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:31,620 Stand here. 902 00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:32,620 The doors are open. 903 00:47:32,620 --> 00:47:35,620 Stand here. 904 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:36,820 The doors are open. 905 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:37,880 Now. 906 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,120 Big hello to the big buck buckley. 907 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:42,620 Says Tash. 908 00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:47,020 Baby buck going mad in the field. 909 00:47:47,580 --> 00:47:48,260 The big buck. 910 00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:49,100 2018. 911 00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:50,380 Don't know what that means. 912 00:47:50,620 --> 00:47:51,060 Fair play. 913 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,940 How you getting that? 914 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,880 Thank you for the tip Katie. 915 00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,760 Tashy and Sophie. 916 00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:00,760 For a slugger lover. 917 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,200 And will you keep the toe on her? 918 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:03,640 Says Gavin. 919 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:04,220 I will. 920 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:05,340 Coach Turkey says. 921 00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:08,560 Any chance you give no truth by worn out a spin on the radio? 922 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:10,860 No truth by worn out. 923 00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:11,900 I don't know about that now. 924 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:13,600 I don't know. 925 00:48:14,860 --> 00:48:17,020 Brennan's bread says Joe is a bit of a bad cunt. 926 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,200 I apologize for that. 927 00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:21,080 I'm reading these off the top of the head so I cannot. 928 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,600 I cannot screen them. 929 00:48:23,140 --> 00:48:25,260 Shout out to Jimmer in the Jameson factory please. 930 00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:25,740 Says Jimmer. 931 00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:27,580 Well. 932 00:48:28,140 --> 00:48:29,020 Welcome to the galaxy. 933 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:32,920 Welcome to the galaxy. 934 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,380 Are you doing a bit of donating? 935 00:48:34,380 --> 00:48:36,560 You. 936 00:48:37,940 --> 00:48:39,020 Mr. Jass. 937 00:48:39,380 --> 00:48:41,040 If it isn't Mr. Jass. 938 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:42,580 First name. 939 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,220 You must think I was. 940 00:48:46,420 --> 00:48:47,700 I came down in the last shower. 941 00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:50,000 But I didn't. 942 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,680 I came down in a shower a long time before that. 943 00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:57,260 How you getting that? 944 00:48:57,260 --> 00:49:19,320 I'm loving this route. 945 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:20,760 It's a fantastic route. 946 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:21,620 I hope. 947 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,100 Who is that now? 948 00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:24,860 Dermot Connolly. 949 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:25,300 Thank you. 950 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,220 I hope this route isn't a reverse loop job. 951 00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:30,520 Because we'll be here all feckin' night. 952 00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:31,660 With 20 odd steps. 953 00:49:34,660 --> 00:49:36,920 Blanket on the ground by Billy Joe Spears. 954 00:49:37,380 --> 00:49:38,820 When the tunes get going please Tommy. 955 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,380 Thanks for making the prospect. 956 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,080 Of the alarm clock in the morning. 957 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,120 That wee bit less miserable. 958 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:44,820 Well. 959 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,200 I hope to be a little bit more charming. 960 00:49:47,740 --> 00:49:50,040 Than the sound of a feckin' alarm clock on a Monday morning. 961 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,600 And that is a great insult you could ever bestow upon your worst enemy. 962 00:49:55,220 --> 00:49:56,100 You do this. 963 00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:57,240 In the heat of the moment. 964 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:58,340 You know what man? 965 00:49:59,180 --> 00:50:02,160 You've got all the charm of a feckin' alarm clock on a Monday morning. 966 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,100 I'll see you later. 967 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,140 Then walk away. 968 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:07,720 Walk away. 969 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:09,320 And let them ruminate on that one. 970 00:50:10,860 --> 00:50:12,240 Let them ruminate on that. 971 00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:13,880 That'll hurt. 972 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,080 That'll cut to the bone that. 973 00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:16,240 Because they'll have to think about it. 974 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:17,840 By the time they thought about it. 975 00:50:18,380 --> 00:50:19,340 You're out the feckin' doorway. 976 00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:21,000 And they'll be like. 977 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:21,600 Who is that? 978 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,720 I wish I was like them. 979 00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:26,040 I wish I had something to say at the end of a feckin' sentence. 980 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:27,780 And a sore little button on the scene. 981 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:29,340 Like him. 982 00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:30,700 Or her. 983 00:50:31,780 --> 00:50:32,640 Ladies can use that too. 984 00:50:34,300 --> 00:50:35,540 Ladies can use that too. 985 00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:36,240 Now. 986 00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:38,080 Let's spin this bus. 987 00:50:38,820 --> 00:50:41,200 Into the feckin' thoroughfare of life. 988 00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:45,760 And snake into this bus stop. 989 00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:47,720 Like a liquid bus. 990 00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:50,700 Just pouring liquid into the road. 991 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:52,900 Beautiful. 992 00:50:52,900 --> 00:50:53,480 Absolutely. 993 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:54,840 Beautastic. 994 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:56,600 Stand clear. 995 00:50:56,940 --> 00:50:57,620 The doors are open. 996 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:00,600 Stand clear. 997 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,840 The doors are open. 998 00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:04,520 He don't a bit of donating. 999 00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:05,060 Jack. 1000 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:06,540 Guff. 1001 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:07,460 He don't a bit of donating. 1002 00:51:07,460 --> 00:51:08,020 Thank you very much. 1003 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:08,480 Jack. 1004 00:51:09,180 --> 00:51:09,640 That's my. 1005 00:51:10,140 --> 00:51:10,680 Guff. 1006 00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:12,700 Very very kind of you. 1007 00:51:13,060 --> 00:51:13,800 And very nice. 1008 00:51:18,420 --> 00:51:18,860 Now. 1009 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:48,640 Who have we got here? Mr. Magoo, how are you? Let's go, let's go, let's go. Judith, Phil and Lauren. What an absolute pleasure it is to have Judith, Phil and Lauren as passengers on this, my maiden voyage, on the compressed natural gas bus, which we're using at the moment. 1010 00:51:48,640 --> 00:52:16,460 Instead of the Skyboy Brennan, thank you. Skyboy, thank you very much, Skyboy. But this is a compressed natural gas bus. At first I thought, why would you run a bus on gas? It could explode, but apparently it will not explode. I've been guaranteed that. Thank you, Anonymous, too. Very, very kind of me. Put the tunes on. Amarillo. 1011 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:33,720 And Marie, who waits for me. And be nice, I've been well, because you may be. Do me the way to our Marie. And treat Marie, who waits for me. 1012 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:54,560 Hey, you're going to be nice, yeah. Bye. 1013 00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:34,480 Oh, yeah. Now. When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 1014 00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:44,200 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing. 1015 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:48,680 Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it. 1016 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:54,420 You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft. 1017 00:53:54,780 --> 00:53:58,840 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. 1018 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:03,300 This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 1019 00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:31,420 Alright, let's see. 1020 00:54:31,420 --> 00:54:35,420 So that's on the 15th of September over in Westport. 1021 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,460 And tickets are available there at the Plaza Hotel. 1022 00:54:38,060 --> 00:54:39,160 Beside the cascord hall. 1023 00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,820 These people now, they're getting me down. 1024 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:46,360 Siobhan, thank you. 1025 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,500 Also like to say hello to Breach. 1026 00:54:49,740 --> 00:54:51,080 I'm here to go to Michal. 1027 00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:54,980 You're on the Cial Ollam Galear Anogt. 1028 00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,520 I'm here to go to the Bala Andareen. 1029 00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:57,680 That's from Breach there. 1030 00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,000 I can't believe it. 1031 00:54:59,000 --> 00:54:59,700 Thank you very much, Breach. 1032 00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:02,040 Hey, don't miss a donate. 1033 00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:04,720 Anya, thank you. 1034 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:05,740 Don't miss a donation, yeah. 1035 00:55:06,580 --> 00:55:07,560 Thank you very much, Anya. 1036 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,420 They've had many great ones over the years. 1037 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,620 And many richly deserved ones too. 1038 00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:15,700 Any chance that you play Do-Re-Mi by Burial and Fran to cheer me up tonight? 1039 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:17,980 Have to congratulate Tipperary all the same. 1040 00:55:18,060 --> 00:55:19,180 They were the better team today. 1041 00:55:19,580 --> 00:55:20,900 But we will be back. 1042 00:55:21,380 --> 00:55:22,040 Come on, the cats. 1043 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,080 Hey, don't miss a donation. 1044 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,600 Nice, lovely message. 1045 00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:25,660 Thank you very much there. 1046 00:55:25,660 --> 00:55:26,840 Don't miss a donation, yeah. 1047 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,600 Very kind of you. 1048 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,380 Congratulations, Tipperary. 1049 00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:32,700 Lovely bit of speed on this road now. 1050 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,600 This is one of my favourite bits of road. 1051 00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:35,760 It's a great bit of road. 1052 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:38,660 The council came back and filled in a few potholes last year. 1053 00:55:39,020 --> 00:55:40,340 It's a great smooth ride. 1054 00:55:41,260 --> 00:55:42,360 Liquid, liquid smooth. 1055 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,040 Hey, don't a bit of loan. 1056 00:55:45,420 --> 00:55:47,280 Hey, don't a bit of loan. 1057 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:48,620 Dermot Lopez. 1058 00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:51,380 Big shout out to Dermot Lopez. 1059 00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,340 Of Dermot Lopez Productions. 1060 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:54,400 Check him out on YouTube. 1061 00:55:55,140 --> 00:55:56,300 Throw him a slug description. 1062 00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,580 He is the Lope. 1063 00:55:58,580 --> 00:55:59,320 The Lope. 1064 00:55:59,320 --> 00:55:59,320 The Lope. 1065 00:55:59,320 --> 00:55:59,320 The Lope. 1066 00:55:59,320 --> 00:55:59,320 The Lope. 1067 00:55:59,320 --> 00:55:59,560 The Lope. 1068 00:55:59,560 --> 00:55:59,720 He's great. 1069 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,720 He's great. 1070 00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:01,720 He's great. 1071 00:56:04,020 --> 00:56:08,720 Wayne, how are you? 1072 00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:10,100 Wayne, how are you? 1073 00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:12,480 Big shout out to you, Wayne. 1074 00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:13,700 And all the girls. 1075 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,760 Out there in Clown Fed. 1076 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:19,660 Oh. 1077 00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:20,600 Oh, no. 1078 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:32,700 You're fucked. 1079 00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:38,240 Oh, yeah. 1080 00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:42,880 Sorry about that now. 1081 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,620 California is a garden. 1082 00:56:45,620 --> 00:56:47,220 Hey, don't a bit of donating. 1083 00:56:47,540 --> 00:56:48,900 Dicks, thank you very much, Dixie. 1084 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,440 Hey, don't a bit of donating. 1085 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:50,840 Yeah. 1086 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,520 Sorry about that now, people on the bus. 1087 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:54,600 We just ran over somebody. 1088 00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,420 But I think we might have got away with it. 1089 00:56:58,980 --> 00:56:59,800 So we'll carry on. 1090 00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,040 All the best. 1091 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:02,300 Thank you very much. 1092 00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:03,500 Best luck. 1093 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,500 Just to remind you, there's no smoking on the bus. 1094 00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:08,100 Hey, don't a bit of donating. 1095 00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:09,340 No smoking on the back of the bus. 1096 00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:11,400 Hey, don't a bit of donating. 1097 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,220 I think I'm still going to be able to smell it if you're doing it. 1098 00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:13,380 Aye. 1099 00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:16,180 No drinking or drinking down the back. 1100 00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:17,700 Family's on the bus. 1101 00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:18,780 Thank you. 1102 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:22,320 Kill someone. 1103 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:24,740 Kill someone again. 1104 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:28,980 It's an awful shame. 1105 00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:31,720 There's really nothing I can do about it, I'm afraid. 1106 00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:33,420 Fanny, how are you? 1107 00:57:33,980 --> 00:57:34,360 That's mine. 1108 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:35,840 Big shout out to you, Fanny. 1109 00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:37,620 And all the smellers. 1110 00:57:38,540 --> 00:57:39,140 Down there. 1111 00:57:39,940 --> 00:57:40,720 Including the crack. 1112 00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,880 This parking position is just... 1113 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:43,600 Stand clear. 1114 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:44,660 The doors are opening. 1115 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:47,600 Stand clear. 1116 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:48,840 The doors are opening. 1117 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:51,220 One ticket, please. 1118 00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:52,220 How are you getting on? 1119 00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,320 A day senior. 1120 00:57:58,540 --> 00:58:00,340 And you've got a day senior pass. 1121 00:58:01,180 --> 00:58:02,200 Don't wear it out. 1122 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,080 How are you doing now? 1123 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:05,200 Lovely haircut. 1124 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,540 Hairdo's and hairdo's. 1125 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:10,840 I'm only missing. 1126 00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:10,860 I'm only missing. 1127 00:58:11,540 --> 00:58:12,860 Day type regular too. 1128 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:13,440 No problem. 1129 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:16,240 Two tickets. 1130 00:58:17,820 --> 00:58:18,540 12.40. 1131 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,080 And that'll be 7.60 back in your pocket. 1132 00:58:22,340 --> 00:58:23,240 Have a nice time. 1133 00:58:23,740 --> 00:58:24,060 Hello. 1134 00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:24,640 How are you? 1135 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:26,780 You a student? 1136 00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:27,240 You are. 1137 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:28,660 You have the money though. 1138 00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:30,080 You must have a grant. 1139 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:31,860 You have the money for the bus. 1140 00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,600 You must have a student grant, I was saying. 1141 00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:37,300 Because you have the money for the bus. 1142 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:38,800 How are you doing here? 1143 00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:39,000 Well? 1144 00:58:39,660 --> 00:58:41,060 What's the show of you coming from work? 1145 00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:43,640 You look like you were working in an office. 1146 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:45,320 Regular. 1147 00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:46,620 Day. 1148 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:49,200 No problemo. 1149 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,720 Two tickets to paradise. 1150 00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:53,000 12.40 back in your pocket. 1151 00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:53,540 Or to me. 1152 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,100 I'll bet you bet. 1153 00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:55,760 See you later. 1154 00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:57,980 Staying clear. 1155 00:58:58,340 --> 00:58:59,160 The doors are closing. 1156 00:58:59,620 --> 00:58:59,760 No. 1157 00:59:01,420 --> 00:59:02,180 Staying clear. 1158 00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:03,440 The doors are closing. 1159 00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:05,920 Thank you very much, Weejo. 1160 00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:07,500 That's mine. 1161 00:59:08,260 --> 00:59:09,080 I hope you are well. 1162 00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,180 And it's great to say your name. 1163 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:16,640 Reminds me of old times. 1164 00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:19,000 When this bus started going. 1165 00:59:19,740 --> 00:59:21,940 Or even before it started, you were on the Francis Street. 1166 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:22,240 Oh. 1167 00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:22,960 Another. 1168 00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:24,220 Whoa. 1169 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:27,400 Daredevil granny. 1170 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:29,940 50 ways to kill your granny. 1171 00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:31,580 She's at it again, look. 1172 00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:33,160 The fuck out the way. 1173 00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:46,300 Sorry there now. 1174 00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:47,140 Bit of road rage. 1175 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,000 Oh yeah, man. 1176 00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,900 You're experiencing a tiny touch of road rage. 1177 00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:55,440 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1178 00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:58,700 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1179 00:59:59,540 --> 01:00:01,080 Tess, thank you very much, Tess. 1180 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:03,940 Very, very, very kind of you. 1181 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,000 Big shout out to you, Tess. 1182 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,360 And all the tickles. 1183 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:08,720 Of ballybollocks. 1184 01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:10,380 Out there in the mainframe. 1185 01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:12,780 Now, let's move on. 1186 01:00:13,700 --> 01:00:14,680 Fashed and smooth. 1187 01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:16,160 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1188 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:16,940 Look at this one here. 1189 01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:19,720 Not a bloody bother on her crossing the road. 1190 01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:23,060 There'll be plenty of bother when she's steamrolled by a bloody arctic. 1191 01:00:24,140 --> 01:00:25,480 Thank you very much for that. 1192 01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:28,100 Taffin. 1193 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,960 Maybe you shouldn't be living here. 1194 01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:36,920 Now, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. 1195 01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:37,120 Let's go. 1196 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:37,260 Let's go. 1197 01:00:37,260 --> 01:00:37,300 Let's go. 1198 01:00:40,300 --> 01:00:40,660 Wayne. 1199 01:00:41,300 --> 01:00:42,420 Thank you very much, Wayne. 1200 01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:43,920 I hope you are well. 1201 01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:48,300 I hope that you are having a blast of a time. 1202 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,040 Thank you very much. 1203 01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:57,540 Let's go. 1204 01:00:57,540 --> 01:01:14,540 I don't have a business donate. Rest in peace. Rest in peace lady pedestrian. Everybody remember to take your shite. 1205 01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:36,380 All passengers please make sure they've got everything before they get up the bus. They don't want to leave your phone behind or your wallet or anything like that. Thank you. That's mine. No thank you very much. Somebody dropped garbage during the drive. Fucking scumbags. Absolute scumbags. Thank you very much Ivan. Very very kind of you Ivan. 1206 01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:39,580 How you doing now? 1207 01:01:43,020 --> 01:01:54,200 Ali Noonan. Thank you very much Ali. Thanks for watching and tipping away. I hope you're having a lovely Sunday at the end of a lovely weekend and the next week brings you a lot of glory. 1208 01:01:56,860 --> 01:01:57,700 How you getting that? 1209 01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:01,420 Are you doing a business donating? 1210 01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:10,500 Charlestown glory hole. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Say hi to Parik you say. 1211 01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:13,140 How you getting that? 1212 01:02:13,140 --> 01:02:16,920 How you getting that? 1213 01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:21,020 Now drive this piece back to the Bush station we. 1214 01:02:21,180 --> 01:02:22,380 Are you doing a business donating? 1215 01:02:22,380 --> 01:02:22,980 Parker up. 1216 01:02:23,940 --> 01:02:25,440 Richard Head. Thank you very much. 1217 01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:26,040 You don't have business donating. Yeah. 1218 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:27,560 That's mine. 1219 01:02:28,420 --> 01:02:29,280 Richard Cowan. 1220 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:30,100 No. 1221 01:02:31,300 --> 01:02:33,240 Stand clear. The doors are closing. 1222 01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,540 Stand clear. The doors are closing. 1223 01:02:39,980 --> 01:02:42,940 Oh. We're out. We're out. We're out. We're out and about. 1224 01:02:44,620 --> 01:02:45,600 We're out and about. 1225 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:48,980 Are you doing a business donating? 1226 01:02:50,860 --> 01:02:52,580 Are you doing a business donating? Yeah. 1227 01:02:52,780 --> 01:02:54,700 Thank you very much Validrim. 1228 01:02:56,460 --> 01:02:57,740 Thank you very much Validrim. 1229 01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:01,380 I hope I'm getting these names right now. 1230 01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:02,780 It's a tough situation. 1231 01:03:05,820 --> 01:03:08,740 It's a tough situation to be driving and texting at the same time. 1232 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:09,520 It's illegal. 1233 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,840 It's fucking illegal to be doing that anyways. 1234 01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:13,520 Are you doing a business donating? Yeah. 1235 01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:14,820 Jimmy Flanagan. How are you? 1236 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:15,040 Hi. 1237 01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:16,720 Thank you very much Jimmy. 1238 01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:19,380 I hope you're keeping well Jimmy. 1239 01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:21,740 Hope you're keeping well. 1240 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:22,920 Are you doing a business donating? 1241 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,920 Are you doing a business donating? 1242 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:32,000 Roger. How are you? 1243 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,220 Are you doing a business donating? Yeah. 1244 01:03:33,220 --> 01:03:34,220 Are you doing a business donating? Yeah. 1245 01:03:34,220 --> 01:03:35,060 Thank you very much. 1246 01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:36,380 Big shout out to you Roger. 1247 01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,160 I hope you're keeping well Roger. 1248 01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:41,340 And say hello to the rest of the Boyas family. 1249 01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:43,760 Out there in Roger town. 1250 01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:47,920 Are you doing a business donating? 1251 01:03:47,920 --> 01:04:00,800 Michael. Mickey. Mickey. How are the hunts? Huh? 1252 01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:04,780 Thank you very much. It's great to have you here. 1253 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:12,620 And thank you very much for taking Schlug Aaron as your preferred mode of transportation on a Sunday night into the following week. 1254 01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:16,560 I don't have a business donating. Yeah. 1255 01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:18,320 Schlugger lover. 1256 01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:20,600 Thank you very much. 1257 01:04:21,020 --> 01:04:22,000 Very very kind of you. 1258 01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:27,760 You've no turn coming up here. 1259 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:32,460 I think the bush station here is in the industrial sector so. 1260 01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:33,920 Are you doing a business donating? 1261 01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:36,500 Dan Daly. How are you by? 1262 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:37,540 A business donating. Yeah. 1263 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:39,080 That's mine. 1264 01:04:39,860 --> 01:04:40,920 I hope you're keeping well. 1265 01:04:41,340 --> 01:04:42,540 And having a great Sunday evening. 1266 01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:44,960 And big big love. 1267 01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:45,480 Uh. 1268 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:46,240 Big big. 1269 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:47,920 Look. 1270 01:04:48,660 --> 01:04:49,340 Great luck. 1271 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:54,140 Big luck. 1272 01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:54,220 Big luck. 1273 01:04:55,060 --> 01:04:55,880 Best of luck to you. 1274 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,520 Sorry there guys. 1275 01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:58,560 Big big business donating. Yeah. 1276 01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:00,800 Sorry about that everybody. 1277 01:05:01,460 --> 01:05:01,680 Uh. 1278 01:05:01,740 --> 01:05:05,840 Just needed to go out here into the mainframe to tell you that I had a brain fart there. 1279 01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:07,100 I couldn't. 1280 01:05:07,180 --> 01:05:07,900 I couldn't speak. 1281 01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:09,580 You have to watch out for that. 1282 01:05:09,660 --> 01:05:11,280 Make sure you drink plenty of water as well. 1283 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:14,040 Otherwise you too might end up in a brain fart situation. 1284 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:17,920 whereby you don't know what the f*ck you're saying. 1285 01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:23,600 B is for bollocks. 1286 01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,280 If you don't watch out, I'll f*cking smash them. 1287 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,880 Big Schlugger, how are ya? 1288 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,320 Thank you very much, Big Schlugger. 1289 01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,720 You old snake in a box. 1290 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:53,520 You old snake in a bag. 1291 01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,520 Wouldn't be awful cruel to put a snake in a bag now. 1292 01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:58,640 You don't have to donate. 1293 01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:00,160 Actually we've got the next term coming up. 1294 01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:01,920 You don't have to donate, yeah. 1295 01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:03,520 Question and message. That's fine. 1296 01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,560 Tommy, have you ever been in love? 1297 01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:10,320 Strike me as a man who's had his heart broken more than his fair share. Tell us about it. 1298 01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,680 Well, if these shoes could talk, 1299 01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:16,400 they tell you a lot of tales about the dance halls. 1300 01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:18,080 And they... 1301 01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:18,080 And they... 1302 01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:21,600 And they don't need the jigging and the jiving that used to go on. 1303 01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,280 And they don't need the spinning. 1304 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,080 That's me. 1305 01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:30,960 And they don't need the jiving that's going to be the same. 1306 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:34,880 you know the course and the love the romance 1307 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,680 yeah years 1308 01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:46,640 but sometimes it doesn't go out the way the way that you planned it like you know 1309 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:54,880 sometimes there's a sting in the tail but the love bumblebee you have to watch out for that 1310 01:06:54,880 --> 01:07:01,840 as well you know prepare yourself for that it's not all fun and games and dance floors yeah 1311 01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:07,520 there can be a bit of uh tumultuous situations going on as well you know 1312 01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:17,440 she broke my fucking house 1313 01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:28,800 how are you getting that now we're nearly at the bush stop here be able to slug it in nice and 1314 01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:35,360 sensuously sensual sensuosity the sensuosity of the way this boss is going to slug into the 1315 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:39,600 the garage is going to be unparalleled unparalleled 1316 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:47,360 o'brien's wine's wrath minds how are you i wouldn't be going as far as wrath minds for a bottle of wine 1317 01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:55,680 i wouldn't be picking drinking wine but uh if i did i'd probably go down to you or uh if i was going 1318 01:07:55,680 --> 01:08:02,320 the distance i'd probably had to baggage street wines they have they have the uh oh connoisseur 1319 01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:11,520 stuff yeah i uh got the hell off the way slugger thank you whoa ah killed someone again on the last 1320 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:12,160 situation 1321 01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:26,640 are you doing a bit of donating boo you're doing a bit of donating yeah thank you very much boo 1322 01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:31,120 this is an absolute nightmare look at this 1323 01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:42,240 i'm just gonna go in i'm gonna come on 1324 01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:49,840 sick 1325 01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:00,400 they're not gonna snap this green truck isn't getting in 1326 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:02,400 Go go go go go go go go go go go go go! 1327 01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,400 Cheers! 1328 01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:06,400 Look! 1329 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:11,400 Fuckin' hell! 1330 01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:15,400 Total gridlock! Do you remember that Lil' advert? 1331 01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:18,400 The lads down in Jamaica. 1332 01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,400 Oh god it's total! 1333 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:25,400 I'm, I wanna try and do the accent but I don't as well because it could be racist. 1334 01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:28,400 But I'll do an impression with, in my own accent. 1335 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:30,400 Oh man! 1336 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,400 It's total gridlock! 1337 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:34,400 But I'll show ya. 1338 01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,400 I'll show ya now. 1339 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,400 The silicon guru. 1340 01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:40,400 Thank you very much. 1341 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,400 Oh we picked up all the litter. 1342 01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:44,400 We picked the litter up so we should be okay. 1343 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,400 I'm not gonna be able to get out of that door. 1344 01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:48,400 Feck! 1345 01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,400 Turn this off. 1346 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,400 Okay. 1347 01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:02,400 Oh I am. 1348 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,400 Great stuff. 1349 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,400 Great stuff. 1350 01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:08,400 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1351 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,400 Jack Fair. 1352 01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,400 Jack Fair. 1353 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:13,400 Now that is a name I know. 1354 01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:14,400 Far and wide. 1355 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:18,400 You're verified in the slug book. 1356 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,400 I know that you're not a trick name. 1357 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,400 You're a good guy. 1358 01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:30,400 But unfortunately the facts and figures are speaking words that, words more than I could ever say at the moment. 1359 01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:36,400 As Jack Fair asked the question, do the bodies ever weigh on the all-conscious? 1360 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,400 Conscience, slug. 1361 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:42,400 Well, Jack, not particularly no. 1362 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:44,400 Can you sleep easy at night? 1363 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:44,400 But I tell you something. 1364 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:48,400 When I see the balance book at the end of the journey, like that. 1365 01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:48,400 How you getting that? 1366 01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:52,400 And I had 28 grand in passenger fares. 1367 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,400 And then I'm deducted 60 grand for killing two people. 1368 01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,400 That's 30 grand a body. 1369 01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:01,400 Do you know? 1370 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:04,400 I would be cheaper to carry out a fucking contract on them. 1371 01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:07,400 And have them scattered far and wide, you know? 1372 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,400 Shallow grave job. 1373 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:12,400 But I have to go by the rules. 1374 01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:15,400 Because they died on the roads. 1375 01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:16,400 I killed them. 1376 01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:19,400 And in the eyes of the law, I owe that money. 1377 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,400 And then, collision, 12,000 euro. 1378 01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:23,400 Oh, man. 1379 01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:24,400 12 grand. 1380 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:25,400 What did I hit? 1381 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:26,400 Do you know? 1382 01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:28,400 It was a fucking punto. 1383 01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:36,400 Might have been a bit of whiplash or something to the person in the car as well, but... 1384 01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:38,400 It's a fucking hair dryer. 1385 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:42,400 And then you see a red light, 250 euro. 1386 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:43,400 How you getting that? 1387 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,400 Red light district. 1388 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:46,400 That's what that... 1389 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:50,400 It's a complete fucking disaster of a drive. 1390 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,400 And... 1391 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:59,400 I'm not really too sure whether or not IKEA are gonna continue their sponsorship after that. 1392 01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:08,400 85% of unlocked bus stops should be on routes which generate income with drivers. 1393 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:10,400 Okay, let's have a look. 1394 01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:13,400 I don't know. 1395 01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:14,400 Thank you very much, Jack Fowl. 1396 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,400 I don't have a bit of donating. 1397 01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:20,400 I don't have a bit of donating, yeah. 1398 01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:22,400 That's my... 1399 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:23,400 Thank you very much, question. 1400 01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:25,400 Has McGregor ever tried to throw hands at you? 1401 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:27,400 No, he hasn't. 1402 01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:28,400 But he's... 1403 01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,400 He's never offered me any whiskey. 1404 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:31,400 But I... 1405 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:34,400 It'd be very hard for me to turn down any sort of whiskey, to be honest. 1406 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:36,400 Yeah. 1407 01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:37,400 I'll fucking drink any piss. 1408 01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:38,400 I'll fucking drink any piss. 1409 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,400 To be honest. 1410 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:42,400 As long as it's on the... 1411 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:43,400 As long as it's in front of me, I'll drink it. 1412 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:50,400 It doesn't leave me with much options. 1413 01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:52,400 As long as it's in front of me, I'll drink it. 1414 01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:53,400 Alcoholism. 1415 01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:54,400 I cannot stop. 1416 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:55,400 I know. 1417 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:58,400 I can't stop now though for work, you know. 1418 01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,400 Because it's... 1419 01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:00,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1420 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:01,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1421 01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:02,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1422 01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:03,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1423 01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:04,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1424 01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:05,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1425 01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:06,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1426 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:07,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1427 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:08,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1428 01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:09,400 I can't stop. 1429 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:10,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1430 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:11,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1431 01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:12,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1432 01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:13,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1433 01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:14,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1434 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:15,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1435 01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:16,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1436 01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:17,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1437 01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:18,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1438 01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:19,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1439 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:20,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1440 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:21,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1441 01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:22,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1442 01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:23,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1443 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:24,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1444 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1445 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:26,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1446 01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:27,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1447 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:28,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1448 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:29,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1449 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:30,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1450 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:31,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1451 01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:32,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1452 01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:33,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1453 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:34,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1454 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:35,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1455 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:36,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1456 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:37,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1457 01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:38,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1458 01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:39,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1459 01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:40,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1460 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:41,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1461 01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:42,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1462 01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:43,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1463 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:44,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1464 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1465 01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:48,400 I don't have a bit of money. 1466 01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:52,400 And the more you do, the bigger you better. 1467 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:55,400 You start off as a little man in the street. 1468 01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:58,400 Just fudging his tax returns. 1469 01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:01,400 And you actually end up as Jeff Bezos of Amazon. 1470 01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:05,400 Or that lad in from Apple. 1471 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,400 Steve Bucks. 1472 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:09,400 What was his name? 1473 01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:13,400 Fucking made the computer screens and the iPhones and the tablets. 1474 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,400 Bill Jobs. 1475 01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:21,400 A dab will do. 1476 01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:22,400 Thank you very much. 1477 01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:23,400 A dab will do. 1478 01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:24,400 That's mine. 1479 01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:25,400 Quick shout on. 1480 01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:26,400 Reverse route. 1481 01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:27,400 Yes. 1482 01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:28,400 On. 1483 01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:30,400 We'll try and do this now without killing someone. 1484 01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:32,400 And we'll see how we get on. 1485 01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:33,400 Mercedes. 1486 01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:37,400 I don't think the Mercedes. 1487 01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:39,400 I think we need the urban way. 1488 01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:41,400 Oh, I think I took the Mercedes. 1489 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:47,340 I'll take the Mercedes. 1490 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:49,580 That's a great bus anyway. 1491 01:14:50,780 --> 01:14:56,480 How are you persons? 1492 01:14:56,480 --> 01:15:07,140 Can you give a shout out to Nancy Flatterty and her high-lying, playing a gig, high-flying 1493 01:15:07,140 --> 01:15:11,300 laps, playing a gig in the Ballycroi Community Centre. 1494 01:15:11,460 --> 01:15:12,460 Well, wish a look. 1495 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:19,520 We did have a request for our singing that earlier in the show tonight. 1496 01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,540 Tim Schnapple. 1497 01:15:20,540 --> 01:15:21,920 Thank you very much, Schnapple. 1498 01:15:22,460 --> 01:15:23,660 How are you getting at? 1499 01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:31,440 Squeeze one in. 1500 01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:36,580 I've squeezed one in, and now I'm about to squeeze one out. 1501 01:15:36,580 --> 01:15:38,060 Goodnight and God bless. 1502 01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:38,880 I'll see you later. 1503 01:15:41,180 --> 01:15:42,000 I'm only messing. 1504 01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:44,060 I'm not going to leave, but that would be a great sign out. 1505 01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:45,860 I might actually remember that for later on. 1506 01:15:52,900 --> 01:15:53,860 The Dutch gold kid. 1507 01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:54,260 Thank you. 1508 01:15:55,620 --> 01:16:01,140 No fatalities today. 1509 01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:02,780 No road accidents. 1510 01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:04,260 No red lights. 1511 01:16:04,780 --> 01:16:06,040 Full bus. 1512 01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,020 Complete bus simulation. 1513 01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:10,740 No bollocks. 1514 01:16:10,740 --> 01:16:16,660 And also, I would like to say hello to Rose Brehny, who is listening in to us tonight on the way back from the Novena. 1515 01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:19,620 And her son, Shem, is there any back to Clantra and the County Longford? 1516 01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:20,680 Novena or true. 1517 01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:35,460 Slug for a plane simulation. 1518 01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:36,300 Thank you very much. 1519 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:38,540 I have to tell you. 1520 01:16:39,380 --> 01:16:41,780 I tried flight simulator. 1521 01:16:41,940 --> 01:16:43,320 Look at her with the hands down the skirt. 1522 01:16:47,580 --> 01:16:48,600 Jesus Christ. 1523 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:51,140 That's actually, that's not right. 1524 01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:52,660 That's not right. 1525 01:16:54,540 --> 01:16:55,620 She doesn't even care. 1526 01:16:55,700 --> 01:16:55,980 Look at her. 1527 01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:56,940 She doesn't even care. 1528 01:16:56,940 --> 01:16:58,500 How are you getting on? 1529 01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:02,900 No, no, no. 1530 01:17:02,980 --> 01:17:06,960 Just want to ask any other women there on the skirts. 1531 01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:11,080 Can you keep that now for a whole time? 1532 01:17:11,180 --> 01:17:13,280 Because this is a family bus. 1533 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:16,680 And we just don't want that on the bus. 1534 01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:17,460 So I'm sure I can't. 1535 01:17:17,540 --> 01:17:17,940 Thank you. 1536 01:17:21,420 --> 01:17:22,220 How are you getting on? 1537 01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:52,200 I don't know. 1538 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,620 I don't know. 1539 01:17:54,620 --> 01:17:54,880 I don't know. 1540 01:17:57,880 --> 01:17:58,320 Wheelchair. 1541 01:17:58,740 --> 01:17:59,180 Yeah. 1542 01:17:59,440 --> 01:18:00,300 Maxwell Grump. 1543 01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:00,760 That's mine. 1544 01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:02,540 Thank you very much. 1545 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:05,400 Thank you very much. 1546 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:06,040 Stand clear. 1547 01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:07,120 The doors are opening. 1548 01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,060 Stand clear. 1549 01:18:10,540 --> 01:18:11,340 The doors are opening. 1550 01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:13,100 Now the wheelchair situation here. 1551 01:18:13,620 --> 01:18:14,180 You can see it. 1552 01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:18,420 How are you? 1553 01:18:20,380 --> 01:18:21,580 You'd like a single. 1554 01:18:21,580 --> 01:18:23,760 Single. 1555 01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:23,860 Single. 1556 01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:24,760 Students. 1557 01:18:25,340 --> 01:18:25,860 And a one. 1558 01:18:27,260 --> 01:18:28,180 1820 change. 1559 01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:29,760 I hope you've got pockets. 1560 01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:30,920 I hope you brought. 1561 01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,100 Big pockets for the change. 1562 01:18:33,660 --> 01:18:34,860 Because you've got a lot of shrapnel. 1563 01:18:38,860 --> 01:18:39,740 How are you getting there? 1564 01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:40,940 Thank you very much. 1565 01:18:40,940 --> 01:18:40,940 Thank you very much. 1566 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:41,340 Maxwell. 1567 01:18:42,780 --> 01:18:45,360 What tunes do you listen to on the radio? 1568 01:18:45,460 --> 01:18:45,800 You ask? 1569 01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:46,300 Well. 1570 01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:48,500 Anything and everything. 1571 01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:51,340 But Midwest seems to have the jams. 1572 01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:51,700 You know. 1573 01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:54,060 So I listened to Midwest the whole time. 1574 01:18:54,900 --> 01:18:55,840 How are you getting on, Mrs. 1575 01:18:55,900 --> 01:18:56,300 How are you? 1576 01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:58,140 You'd like a single ticket. 1577 01:18:59,180 --> 01:19:00,220 One ticket to paradise. 1578 01:19:00,460 --> 01:19:00,860 Coming up. 1579 01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:02,680 I'm only messing. 1580 01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:04,060 It's going to the industrial sector. 1581 01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:13,620 How are you getting there? 1582 01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:14,360 No. 1583 01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:15,120 280. 1584 01:19:16,340 --> 01:19:16,860 Thank you. 1585 01:19:16,860 --> 01:19:17,820 Thank you very much. 1586 01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:22,560 We have a look now. 1587 01:19:25,180 --> 01:19:27,600 We've got a wheelchair situation there at the back. 1588 01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:30,680 Wheel. 1589 01:19:30,860 --> 01:19:31,500 Wheelchair. 1590 01:19:31,980 --> 01:19:32,660 Situation. 1591 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:32,880 I. 1592 01:19:34,380 --> 01:19:35,400 We get this now. 1593 01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:38,200 Stand clear. 1594 01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:39,120 Wheelchair. 1595 01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:39,940 Access ramp. 1596 01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:40,600 Activated. 1597 01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:41,980 Stand clear. 1598 01:19:42,620 --> 01:19:43,020 Wheelchair. 1599 01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:43,660 Access ramp. 1600 01:19:43,820 --> 01:19:44,280 Activated. 1601 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:47,280 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1602 01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:49,240 Stand clear. 1603 01:19:49,460 --> 01:19:50,400 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1604 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:50,400 Wheelchair. 1605 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:50,980 Access ramp. 1606 01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:51,600 Deactivated. 1607 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,620 Thank you very much, pooping. 1608 01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:56,520 Very, very kind of you, poop. 1609 01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:00,720 I am in a freaking great farm now. 1610 01:20:00,820 --> 01:20:02,000 Because I know for a fact. 1611 01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:02,760 Well. 1612 01:20:02,980 --> 01:20:04,380 I don't actually know for a fact. 1613 01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:05,260 But I do know. 1614 01:20:05,260 --> 01:20:08,040 this bus journey is going to be 1615 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,700 perfect. 1616 01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:14,000 Ivana, thank you very much. 1617 01:20:14,380 --> 01:20:15,880 Ivana, and to all the 1618 01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:18,000 Humpalots who are tuned in 1619 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:18,500 to Shlugir. 1620 01:20:20,380 --> 01:20:22,300 Tune in, turn on, hump out. 1621 01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:24,340 But this 1622 01:20:24,340 --> 01:20:26,040 journey is going to be free 1623 01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:27,000 of any fatalities. 1624 01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:29,060 We're not going to run anyone over. 1625 01:20:30,580 --> 01:20:31,880 We're not going to kill anyone. 1626 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,160 We're not going to run any red lights. 1627 01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:37,600 And we're not going to bash into any 1628 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:38,400 fat puntos. 1629 01:20:43,100 --> 01:20:44,340 And there we can see, look. 1630 01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:47,680 She's putting the, she thinks I cannot see her, 1631 01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:49,920 but I can. She's putting the hand down the pants 1632 01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:51,280 there after I gave the warning out. 1633 01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:53,340 Fucking shits of her. 1634 01:20:55,900 --> 01:20:57,360 It's an absolute disgrace. 1635 01:20:59,480 --> 01:20:59,920 Guinness. 1636 01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:00,040 Guinness. 1637 01:21:03,260 --> 01:21:04,400 Guinness shits, thank you. 1638 01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:08,300 Thank you very much, Guinée. 1639 01:21:09,540 --> 01:21:10,860 Guinée, Guinée shiz. 1640 01:21:13,980 --> 01:21:14,720 What's that now? 1641 01:21:14,780 --> 01:21:15,840 The rappers do be saying. 1642 01:21:16,420 --> 01:21:17,280 I like that shiz. 1643 01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:28,140 minis yeah frank mccore oh frank mccore thank you very much is francis going to do a bit of a stream 1644 01:21:28,140 --> 01:21:35,580 later on are you on your own for the night tom well i'm not freaking sure frank thank you very 1645 01:21:35,580 --> 01:21:45,020 much very kind of you um for the tip i'm not sure francis might come on he might not he might not okay 1646 01:21:45,020 --> 01:21:49,820 we need to let this book in on the wheelchair off how are you getting that we need to let this book in on 1647 01:21:49,820 --> 01:22:04,460 the wheelchair off stand here the doors are open i need a ticket let this book enough the wheelchair book 1648 01:22:09,180 --> 01:22:16,700 stand clear wheelchair access ramp activated stand clear wheelchair access ramp activated there he goes 1649 01:22:18,860 --> 01:22:24,860 stand clear wheelchair access ramp somebody just used the bloody wheelchair ramp then on foot pedestrian 1650 01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:29,980 somebody just used the bloody wheelchair ramp as a pedestrian that's not right 1651 01:22:32,780 --> 01:22:42,060 how are you doing uh you want a day ticket to you ticket to paradise is it i'm only missing we're going to 1652 01:22:42,060 --> 01:22:51,420 the industrial sector as i mentioned before right here print three eight thank you very much orange pants 1653 01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:54,300 the orange lodge now look at this guy 1654 01:22:56,700 --> 01:23:02,300 how are you getting on there now sorry to uh i'm sorry i seen you walking on there over the wheelchair 1655 01:23:02,300 --> 01:23:07,100 ramp that's not for your feet that's for wheels if you're born with wheels then you'd be able to use 1656 01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:14,380 it but you gotta think of the other people thank you check the tickets any scummers any scummers who 1657 01:23:14,380 --> 01:23:21,740 haven't got a ticket you're gonna be ejected pick up garbage fucking people leaving litter as well 1658 01:23:22,700 --> 01:23:33,020 come on now everybody we want you to pick up your litter and not drop it okay what you're not you're 1659 01:23:33,020 --> 01:23:41,740 humans not animals you know whoever keeps leaving the litter down the back i'm onto you and you might not 1660 01:23:41,740 --> 01:23:47,660 think it but i am um and keep doing what you're doing because there's cameras on the bus you see cameras and when i get 1661 01:23:47,660 --> 01:23:52,700 back to the the garage i'll watch it i'll take the video tape and watch i watch it and i will find you 1662 01:23:52,700 --> 01:23:57,900 i'll find you and i will find you and i'll kill you i mean i'll find you i will kill you welcome to 1663 01:23:57,900 --> 01:24:01,580 shlogaren i hope you're having a nice day welcome everybody don't be a pig 1664 01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:14,940 how are you getting on there now out we go no deaths no fatalities no red lights no crashes 1665 01:24:14,940 --> 01:24:26,220 hey you don't have a business donate rob thank you very much rob comber can you tell rob to get a haircut 1666 01:24:27,660 --> 01:24:31,900 make sure you get that map chap rob it's like a dishclad 1667 01:24:34,620 --> 01:24:46,140 how are you getting that what are you doing a business donating angela smashes thank you very much that's mine 1668 01:24:47,340 --> 01:24:48,940 very very kind of you frank mccord 1669 01:24:51,980 --> 01:24:52,780 very very kind 1670 01:24:56,780 --> 01:25:24,860 thank you for all the support that you show to the shrimps on behalf of me and 1671 01:25:26,620 --> 01:25:34,140 wendy as well thank you wendy but quib on behalf of me and francine and fontaine and connor williams 1672 01:25:35,420 --> 01:25:36,060 thank you very much 1673 01:25:39,820 --> 01:25:40,060 whoa 1674 01:25:45,260 --> 01:25:50,620 sorry about that one here says please play galway bay by dolores came for the galway minor hurlers uh 1675 01:25:50,620 --> 01:25:55,100 and bringing the all iron and others to the west and also our galway intermediate camogie girls 1676 01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:59,420 thank you alan willky thank you very much alan willky 1677 01:25:59,420 --> 01:26:15,180 call me senior girls come on the senior girls come on get the fight not the pints that should be a new 1678 01:26:15,180 --> 01:26:24,220 feckin uh anti-drinking commercial it's my west need actually in the intermediate clone name gives so thank you very much 1679 01:26:24,860 --> 01:26:31,580 a clone name gives so i've just thought of something um do you know that advert for the the mind you're driving 1680 01:26:32,140 --> 01:26:33,660 dangerous driving get the point 1681 01:26:33,660 --> 01:26:33,660 not the point 1682 01:26:33,660 --> 01:26:35,020 hey don't miss donating 1683 01:26:35,020 --> 01:26:35,020 hey don't miss donating 1684 01:26:35,020 --> 01:26:37,020 hey don't miss donating 1685 01:26:37,020 --> 01:26:38,060 hey don't miss donating yeah 1686 01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:45,180 i'm doing that dg thank you very much get the point not the points what about one for people who are going drinking 1687 01:26:46,060 --> 01:26:52,780 and it's for people who like to drink a lot like myself you know and the advert doesn't want to 1688 01:26:52,780 --> 01:26:56,700 speak down to them by saying stop drinking altogether because we know that's never going to happen 1689 01:26:57,820 --> 01:27:07,180 but what about get the pint not the pints you know you would then have to explain that it's a 1690 01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:10,460 a play on the words of a a different one let's get the point not the points 1691 01:27:11,820 --> 01:27:13,660 i was for a different advert before but 1692 01:27:15,900 --> 01:27:21,820 yeah it's a yeah it's a shit idea sorry we'll move on let's move on discount what i was saying 1693 01:27:24,460 --> 01:27:27,580 do you think hunts will ever come back are you doing a busy donating 1694 01:27:29,100 --> 01:27:38,540 levy beg thank you go to bed brendan to fuck says levy beg and a clone named gibso you're the angel of the bus lanes 1695 01:27:44,940 --> 01:27:48,940 thank you dg i'm not going for pints after this 1696 01:27:52,140 --> 01:27:53,580 i'm not going for pints after this 1697 01:27:56,300 --> 01:28:02,140 should be there might be a lock in downtown i'm not sure give g me a taste 1698 01:28:07,100 --> 01:28:11,740 oh we should do the knock three times on the window if you want a pint 1699 01:28:14,620 --> 01:28:22,140 don't tell the guards it'll be all right that used to be johnny's sign 1700 01:28:22,140 --> 01:28:33,500 well for when he wanted to get customers customers would be asking what time do you close at and he'd 1701 01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:38,780 said well we meant to shut the doors around 12 but if you're walking by and you see the lights are still 1702 01:28:38,780 --> 01:28:45,660 on behind the curtains just knock three times on the window if you want a pint 1703 01:28:47,660 --> 01:28:56,220 don't tell the guards it'll be all right i thought what a brilliant and amazing and original song 1704 01:28:56,220 --> 01:29:00,940 that you've come up with john and he said you know what tom it's actually a rip off 1705 01:29:03,020 --> 01:29:09,020 of an existing song about knocking three times on the on the door or something if you want to ride 1706 01:29:09,580 --> 01:29:19,420 no regular type regular and a one three fifty sixty seventy eighty back in the pocket moritio pochettino how are you 1707 01:29:21,260 --> 01:29:29,660 you want to take it well you've got a ticket coming right your way and it's a one and it's a 780 jab it's a 780 wonder 1708 01:29:30,540 --> 01:29:36,140 780 degrees a pure ticket pleasure let's go everybody 1709 01:29:42,620 --> 01:29:49,740 and this isn't a bendy bus i'm well aware but it's a good bus i wish we had a tune for it everybody but we 1710 01:29:49,740 --> 01:29:58,140 don't have a tune for it well it's a bit of a bendy bus in the sense the wheels do bend passengers so welcome to the bendy bus 1711 01:30:01,020 --> 01:30:05,180 i'd never have guessed that christina and hans were related yeah 1712 01:30:05,180 --> 01:30:08,460 stand clear wheelchair access ramp deactivating 1713 01:30:11,420 --> 01:30:14,620 i'm afraid we don't have the bendy bus sound effect it's been replaced but 1714 01:30:15,420 --> 01:30:21,420 there's been a malfunction the the wheelchair access uh sound effect is is here but that it makes sense 1715 01:30:21,420 --> 01:30:28,460 seeing as though we're not on the bendy bus anyway welcome to the normal bus everybody welcome to the normal bus 1716 01:30:30,860 --> 01:30:38,140 sorry there guys i had something to eat earlier on it hasn't that well and uh an an event let's just say 1717 01:30:38,140 --> 01:30:45,900 an event took place here up at the cockpit and um let's just say another thing maybe you should open a 1718 01:30:45,900 --> 01:30:48,140 window down the back thank you 1719 01:30:52,140 --> 01:30:55,820 how are you getting that are you doing a busy donating 1720 01:30:57,420 --> 01:31:02,620 mario c thank you yeah the oc what an amazing oh red light 1721 01:31:04,060 --> 01:31:06,460 heck in hell we were so close look at how close we were 1722 01:31:10,540 --> 01:31:15,900 danger zone halfway to the danger zone 1723 01:31:26,460 --> 01:31:38,940 she's tired of living here in the yard city 1724 01:31:38,940 --> 01:31:44,300 and tomorrow she'll be heading for the ghost she'll be gagging for the goose 1725 01:31:49,100 --> 01:31:53,580 spilling my fireland and uh billy will be with us there on the uh i think billy is what is yeah he's 1726 01:31:53,580 --> 01:31:57,100 on the sunday night show now it's not all i have to say fully pinned down but the tickets are 1727 01:31:57,100 --> 01:32:01,580 chris murphy thank you very much chris murphy that is very very very kind of you 1728 01:32:01,580 --> 01:32:07,260 i hope that's our special shows over there and i hope that you're having a lovely sunday evening we will have brendan shine as one of our 1729 01:32:07,260 --> 01:32:14,060 brendan shine is after you chris so watch out watch out for that i hope you're having a lovely evening and thank you very much for your kind-hearted 1730 01:32:14,060 --> 01:32:26,540 donation donation oh yeah tc how are you yesterday was perfect looks like you've got your hands full with the bus doing a fine job well 1731 01:32:26,540 --> 01:32:35,420 i do and thank you very much and chris murphy says always enjoy the streams that you and francis do be doing and here's hoping that kerry 1732 01:32:35,420 --> 01:32:49,260 you know kerry pull it off on sunday week you don't have this donate that's my thank you very much kents thank you and to tc as well and kents who says hi from israelia 1733 01:32:50,140 --> 01:33:05,100 well i cannot believe kents that you're watching all the way from down under it's a long way away thank you very much but we're joined through the information super highway yeah together that's my the information super highway has joined us together 1734 01:33:05,100 --> 01:33:20,300 technology has brought us and has brought us together and and made short the distance that was once long and to brie jazzer's club it's my girlfriend's 21st and we're celebrating by watching some slugger 1735 01:33:23,020 --> 01:33:34,780 that's my thank you very much sooblik and brie says it's my girlfriend tia's 21st and we're celebrating celebrating by watching slugger well thank you very much and happy 21st 1736 01:33:34,780 --> 01:33:48,780 birthday tia your name is tia but it also sounds like i'm saying happy birthday tia so well done on a double helping of birthday wish luck and coincidentality 1737 01:33:53,260 --> 01:34:00,700 sooblik lovely driving today slug nearly crashed the thing then sure if the bendy bus tunes are gone maybe michael and 1738 01:34:00,700 --> 01:34:12,540 the mechanical boys can take its place well what an absolutely magical suggestion there by uh sooblik who wants a little bit of mike and the mechanical boys 1739 01:34:14,860 --> 01:34:18,380 let's have a look now let's have a look now yeah 1740 01:34:22,780 --> 01:34:23,820 lick my stamp 1741 01:34:26,700 --> 01:34:27,340 on post 1742 01:34:29,020 --> 01:34:35,420 i think on post have gone too far with their latest uh campaign to get people to send letters again 1743 01:34:35,980 --> 01:34:40,860 it's literally a big giant billboard that just says lick my stamp 1744 01:34:42,940 --> 01:34:47,820 i think it's too sexual for posters you know i think what we need to do is go back to the olden days of 1745 01:34:48,940 --> 01:34:55,580 send a letter and make someone happy you know don't have to be doing the sexualized stuff here's mike and the mechanics anyway 1746 01:35:05,420 --> 01:35:15,260 looking back over my shoulder i cannot believe the things that i've seen 1747 01:35:16,700 --> 01:35:25,420 i'm driving a bus i'm driving a bus fifth in my feet yeah but dadadadada living the dream 1748 01:35:27,500 --> 01:35:28,060 too late 1749 01:35:32,380 --> 01:35:38,540 never believe things that i've seen you never believe 1750 01:35:38,540 --> 01:35:50,220 never believe 1751 01:35:50,220 --> 01:35:52,220 never believe 1752 01:35:53,900 --> 01:35:59,660 steeklin thank you yeah thank you steeklin thank you steeklin 1753 01:36:02,540 --> 01:36:05,180 thank you steeklin for the true euro 1754 01:36:12,220 --> 01:36:12,860 how are you getting that 1755 01:36:16,140 --> 01:36:17,020 never believe 1756 01:36:17,980 --> 01:36:19,420 things that i've seen 1757 01:36:21,020 --> 01:36:22,220 you never believe 1758 01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:29,900 shite that's behind you until you turn around and look over your shoulder 1759 01:36:29,900 --> 01:36:40,380 how are you getting that 1760 01:36:40,380 --> 01:36:45,960 I can feel you slipping through my fingers. 1761 01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:49,460 Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 1762 01:36:49,460 --> 01:37:19,440 How are you getting that? 1763 01:37:19,440 --> 01:37:49,420 Just a smile and hold my head up high. Could it be that we belong together? Baby, won't you give me one more try? One more try. Looking back. Over my shoulder. See that look in your eyes. 1764 01:37:49,420 --> 01:38:19,400 I never dreamed about it. It could be over. But I never wanted to say goodbye. Looking back. Looking back. Over my shoulder. How are you? How are you doing? You've got a weak regular quantity. No problem. Regular quantity one. And that's a two euro change. 1765 01:38:19,400 --> 01:38:22,580 Back in your Pochettino. That's a great situation altogether. 1766 01:38:24,400 --> 01:38:24,620 Yeah. 1767 01:38:29,400 --> 01:38:31,480 Staying clear. The doors are closed. 1768 01:38:33,680 --> 01:38:35,740 Staying clear. The doors are closed. 1769 01:38:37,400 --> 01:38:42,500 How many years and miles can I walk in your shoes? 1770 01:38:43,220 --> 01:38:45,400 Underneath the California sun. 1771 01:38:46,400 --> 01:38:47,520 California sun. 1772 01:38:47,520 --> 01:38:51,580 Another weary day is nearly over. 1773 01:38:52,580 --> 01:38:56,160 And he goes home when his daily work is done. 1774 01:38:57,400 --> 01:38:58,000 Whoa. 1775 01:38:58,220 --> 01:39:01,520 There's a Mexican lady waiting for her. 1776 01:39:01,520 --> 01:39:02,160 Fucking hell. 1777 01:39:03,420 --> 01:39:05,780 You know she's never been to Iron Man. 1778 01:39:05,780 --> 01:39:08,000 Next Mexican lady. 1779 01:39:08,400 --> 01:39:10,180 But someday they're gonna leave. 1780 01:39:10,400 --> 01:39:10,400 Yeah. 1781 01:39:10,400 --> 01:39:11,580 Wilco. Thank you. 1782 01:39:11,580 --> 01:39:24,720 Thank you very much, Wilco. 1783 01:39:24,720 --> 01:39:25,720 No! 1784 01:39:25,720 --> 01:39:38,940 No! 1785 01:39:38,940 --> 01:39:39,940 No! 1786 01:39:39,940 --> 01:39:46,940 The Atlantic meets the coast of Ireland. Not far from the mountain. 1787 01:39:46,940 --> 01:39:51,940 Stand clear. The doors are open. 1788 01:39:51,940 --> 01:39:54,940 I need a ticket. 1789 01:39:54,940 --> 01:40:00,940 Okay, that's uh, Matthew O'Donnell there and the story of um, Connemara Hall. 1790 01:40:00,940 --> 01:40:02,940 That's a good sound. Connemara Hall. 1791 01:40:02,940 --> 01:40:05,780 And Anne has tuned her way over there in Boston tonight. 1792 01:40:05,860 --> 01:40:11,940 Very special mention for you, Anne, and the extended family circle there in the week and the few days that have been in. 1793 01:40:12,180 --> 01:40:14,140 And I hope you did. 1794 01:40:14,460 --> 01:40:17,280 As best you could enjoy that particular song there. 1795 01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:18,560 One in a print. 1796 01:40:19,580 --> 01:40:20,280 Thank you. 1797 01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:21,360 Thank you very much. 1798 01:40:21,780 --> 01:40:22,360 Thank you. 1799 01:40:22,420 --> 01:40:22,760 Thank you. 1800 01:40:22,820 --> 01:40:23,120 Thank you. 1801 01:40:23,180 --> 01:40:23,480 Thank you. 1802 01:40:23,540 --> 01:40:23,820 Thank you. 1803 01:40:24,480 --> 01:40:25,760 Thank you. 1804 01:40:25,760 --> 01:40:26,100 Thank you. 1805 01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:26,460 Thank you. 1806 01:40:26,600 --> 01:40:27,020 Thank you. 1807 01:40:28,380 --> 01:40:28,840 Thank you. 1808 01:40:28,980 --> 01:40:29,420 Connemara. 1809 01:40:29,540 --> 01:40:31,000 I don't know. 1810 01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:31,040 I don't know. 1811 01:40:31,040 --> 01:40:31,120 I don't know. 1812 01:40:32,400 --> 01:40:33,920 Huh? 1813 01:40:40,280 --> 01:40:40,800 Exotic? 1814 01:40:42,380 --> 01:40:44,120 I'd like to be getting away on holiday. 1815 01:40:44,880 --> 01:40:47,500 I was in English grown last week and was pissing down. 1816 01:40:51,820 --> 01:40:52,740 Costa del dance. 1817 01:40:52,820 --> 01:40:53,360 I'd love that. 1818 01:40:57,800 --> 01:40:59,340 I'd fucking slaughter. 1819 01:40:59,340 --> 01:40:59,780 I'd slaughter it there. 1820 01:41:01,860 --> 01:41:03,700 I'd slaughter that place. 1821 01:41:03,840 --> 01:41:04,740 Costa del dance. 1822 01:41:06,580 --> 01:41:07,760 Show band Sam. 1823 01:41:09,560 --> 01:41:10,380 Yulik McGee. 1824 01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:14,280 Johnny Cayley from Balahi. 1825 01:41:15,280 --> 01:41:18,360 And Sammy Shoes from Outknockmore. 1826 01:41:19,100 --> 01:41:22,000 It's the most popular stage show in the West this summer. 1827 01:41:22,120 --> 01:41:29,420 Midwesterly will proudly present 40 Shades of Green by Tommy Marin this Wednesday night in the Castle Quarter till Westport at 8 o'clock. 1828 01:41:29,600 --> 01:41:36,620 From that big screen to the brush dance and from show band memories to hilarious comedy sketches, the show is simply the best. 1829 01:41:36,980 --> 01:41:38,220 Simply the best. 1830 01:41:40,040 --> 01:41:41,040 Two hours. 1831 01:41:42,700 --> 01:41:44,700 40 shades of green. Westport. 1832 01:41:46,140 --> 01:41:50,860 Eastport. Yeah. Make sure you go see that. Soblik. Thank you, Soblik. 1833 01:41:55,640 --> 01:41:56,720 Thank you, Soblik. 1834 01:41:59,820 --> 01:42:00,620 I haven't. 1835 01:42:05,740 --> 01:42:06,600 Bucksack Brogan. 1836 01:42:08,900 --> 01:42:09,700 I tell you something. 1837 01:42:14,260 --> 01:42:15,840 Myself and Bucksack Brogan. 1838 01:42:16,560 --> 01:42:18,260 We broke the fucking back of it the last day. 1839 01:42:19,160 --> 01:42:20,840 We started reading all the Russian literature. 1840 01:42:22,780 --> 01:42:25,640 Dostoyevsky and fucking Tolstoy and all those books. 1841 01:42:26,820 --> 01:42:27,680 Telling you something. 1842 01:42:28,760 --> 01:42:30,500 We'll still be here next Tuesday weekday. 1843 01:42:30,980 --> 01:42:31,960 In ten years time. 1844 01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:34,580 Big books. Heart to read. 1845 01:42:34,580 --> 01:42:35,740 Very deep. 1846 01:42:38,220 --> 01:42:40,180 Now, let's go. Let's go, Dishko. 1847 01:42:42,680 --> 01:42:47,360 I was actually playing a bit of ball sack bingo there down in the community parish hall. 1848 01:42:49,260 --> 01:42:50,120 In Nacafunta. 1849 01:42:51,740 --> 01:42:54,280 I tell you, we knocked a bit of fun out of it anyway. 1850 01:42:55,500 --> 01:42:58,100 It was, whose ball sack is behind the curtain number three? 1851 01:42:58,840 --> 01:43:00,020 You had to guess. 1852 01:43:00,820 --> 01:43:02,740 And they had different types of ball sacks. 1853 01:43:02,880 --> 01:43:05,600 They had like a sack for snooker balls. 1854 01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:11,880 A little sack in for those little balls that you have in the machines. 1855 01:43:14,440 --> 01:43:20,520 Like little lead pellet balls that you, Chinese, you know, the Chinese games, you drop the little lead ball in and they go down in. 1856 01:43:21,460 --> 01:43:24,440 You played it in Shenmue. We've seen the buckingin playing it in Shenmue. 1857 01:43:26,040 --> 01:43:28,700 And another one full of Gaelic balls. 1858 01:43:30,640 --> 01:43:32,860 And then, just a man's sack. 1859 01:43:34,140 --> 01:43:36,960 Which was a great surprise to everybody in the parish hall. 1860 01:43:38,340 --> 01:43:40,840 And, uh, actually ruffled a few feathers. 1861 01:43:40,980 --> 01:43:42,660 Some people say they're not coming back again. 1862 01:43:43,300 --> 01:43:48,220 And that the times have changed so much that they don't know who they are or what they're doing anymore. 1863 01:43:49,220 --> 01:43:51,620 Which was a shame. That was the reaction that... 1864 01:43:51,620 --> 01:43:54,580 I don't think they were going for that kind of reaction, to be honest, from the parishioners. 1865 01:43:56,160 --> 01:44:00,400 What's good for the goose is good for the gander. 1866 01:44:01,300 --> 01:44:02,780 Shlarkin, thank you very much, Shlarkin. 1867 01:44:03,160 --> 01:44:07,980 How are you, Tommy? Any chance of ride on time by black box before the night is through? 1868 01:44:09,040 --> 01:44:12,140 Hope you have a great week. Well, I hope you have a fucking great week as well, Shlarkin. 1869 01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:14,040 We might have a bit of black box coming up. 1870 01:44:15,640 --> 01:44:17,780 We might have a bit of black box coming up soon enough. 1871 01:44:18,980 --> 01:44:20,740 Bokkaki Bingo, thank you very much too. 1872 01:44:21,920 --> 01:44:23,640 Absolute kind gentleman. 1873 01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:26,760 A lovely, lovely gentleman. 1874 01:44:27,220 --> 01:44:28,480 Mr. Bokkaki Bingo. 1875 01:44:30,580 --> 01:44:32,760 He is a solid guy. A stand-up guy. 1876 01:44:34,220 --> 01:44:35,260 A pillar of the community. 1877 01:44:37,200 --> 01:44:40,600 And an absolute legend of the fall. 1878 01:44:43,440 --> 01:44:46,080 Oh, fucking hell, we nearly went past the wrong shtap. 1879 01:44:46,780 --> 01:44:47,780 The right shtap, I mean. 1880 01:44:48,740 --> 01:44:50,940 Let's see if we can do this. 1881 01:44:51,060 --> 01:44:51,900 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 1882 01:44:52,960 --> 01:44:54,560 Let's see if we can do this without an accident. 1883 01:44:55,620 --> 01:44:56,960 Can we do this without an accident? 1884 01:44:58,060 --> 01:44:58,440 Fuck it. 1885 01:44:58,600 --> 01:44:59,720 What we'll do is we'll go in here. 1886 01:45:00,680 --> 01:45:02,580 We'll go in here and then reverse. 1887 01:45:03,400 --> 01:45:05,180 Because I'm on a clean run at the moment. 1888 01:45:06,060 --> 01:45:06,800 Clean bill of health. 1889 01:45:06,800 --> 01:45:13,560 Thank you very much. 1890 01:45:13,560 --> 01:45:14,880 Bokkaki Bingo. 1891 01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:15,880 Bokkaki Bingo. 1892 01:45:15,880 --> 01:45:16,820 Coco Joe, how are you? 1893 01:45:16,820 --> 01:45:20,320 Thank you very much, Coco Joe. 1894 01:45:21,780 --> 01:45:24,200 You absolute legend of the fall. 1895 01:45:25,820 --> 01:45:25,980 Oh. 1896 01:45:27,380 --> 01:45:28,220 Stand clear. 1897 01:45:28,580 --> 01:45:29,280 The doors are open. 1898 01:45:29,940 --> 01:45:30,580 Move. 1899 01:45:31,040 --> 01:45:31,600 The door can't open. 1900 01:45:31,600 --> 01:45:32,240 Stand clear. 1901 01:45:32,380 --> 01:45:32,780 How are you? 1902 01:45:32,780 --> 01:45:33,280 The doors are open. 1903 01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:34,560 We've got someone blocking the door, have we? 1904 01:45:34,700 --> 01:45:35,120 No, we don't. 1905 01:45:35,400 --> 01:45:35,500 Okay. 1906 01:45:36,800 --> 01:45:37,400 How you doing? 1907 01:45:37,800 --> 01:45:39,080 You want a shouldn't day. 1908 01:45:39,460 --> 01:45:40,020 No problem. 1909 01:45:40,440 --> 01:45:41,740 All day, all night, we're driving. 1910 01:45:42,980 --> 01:45:43,840 Not really all night. 1911 01:45:43,920 --> 01:45:45,700 We're going to be finishing up at soon enough. 1912 01:45:45,960 --> 01:45:46,780 At soon o'clock. 1913 01:45:49,580 --> 01:45:50,900 No, regular shouldn't. 1914 01:45:52,900 --> 01:45:55,060 No, 460 back in your pocket, Chitino. 1915 01:45:55,660 --> 01:45:56,120 Good man. 1916 01:45:57,620 --> 01:45:58,340 Stand clear. 1917 01:45:58,720 --> 01:45:59,520 The doors are closing. 1918 01:46:01,840 --> 01:46:02,620 Stand clear. 1919 01:46:03,000 --> 01:46:03,820 The doors are closing. 1920 01:46:04,040 --> 01:46:04,620 Great stuff. 1921 01:46:06,900 --> 01:46:21,140 I've just been informed there by a text message that Jimmy Guthrie is available for chimneying and doing a bit of fucking hatching out the back of the sheds if you've got any of that sort of stuff going on. 1922 01:46:21,860 --> 01:46:25,340 He's also got a few tools and a lot of brass for sale. 1923 01:46:25,340 --> 01:46:31,900 He's got like brass fittings and stove, halves and all that kind of stuff. 1924 01:46:32,580 --> 01:46:33,520 And pictures of horses. 1925 01:46:33,740 --> 01:46:36,220 He's going to be selling them out of a van and Wednesday morning uptown. 1926 01:46:36,540 --> 01:46:37,100 Thank you. 1927 01:46:39,720 --> 01:46:40,460 How are you getting that? 1928 01:46:40,480 --> 01:46:41,500 I don't have a business donating. 1929 01:46:42,700 --> 01:46:44,200 Counselor Lisa Chambers. 1930 01:46:44,300 --> 01:46:45,060 Thank you very much. 1931 01:46:45,340 --> 01:46:46,440 Sorry, Lisa Chambers there. 1932 01:46:46,560 --> 01:46:47,660 I got spooked. 1933 01:46:48,380 --> 01:46:50,000 Thank you very much, Counselor Chambers. 1934 01:46:53,580 --> 01:46:55,100 Where do you get the bus serviced? 1935 01:46:55,580 --> 01:46:56,020 Ballina. 1936 01:46:57,540 --> 01:46:59,260 There's a lad there that works for bus airing. 1937 01:46:59,440 --> 01:47:02,340 And he says, you can bring it in early on a Monday because the boss isn't in. 1938 01:47:03,020 --> 01:47:04,300 And I'll fucking service her there. 1939 01:47:04,540 --> 01:47:05,080 Mates rates. 1940 01:47:06,180 --> 01:47:06,660 Sure. 1941 01:47:07,140 --> 01:47:08,940 Maybe I should have actually said that. 1942 01:47:09,260 --> 01:47:09,500 Fuck. 1943 01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:12,220 Pretend what I just said there never happens. 1944 01:47:14,600 --> 01:47:15,400 How are you getting that? 1945 01:47:16,960 --> 01:47:17,900 Have you seen this? 1946 01:47:18,880 --> 01:47:19,920 Have you seen this now? 1947 01:47:21,060 --> 01:47:22,340 this guy behind my shoulder? 1948 01:47:22,340 --> 01:47:26,140 These are the fucking headbangers I have to deal with on a daily basis. 1949 01:47:26,780 --> 01:47:28,380 And if it's not them, it's robbing bastards. 1950 01:47:29,320 --> 01:47:30,380 Oh, I am sorry. 1951 01:47:30,480 --> 01:47:31,280 Yeah, you are sorry. 1952 01:47:31,400 --> 01:47:31,840 Turn it down. 1953 01:47:31,940 --> 01:47:32,600 You're wrecking my head. 1954 01:47:33,060 --> 01:47:33,420 Sure. 1955 01:47:34,620 --> 01:47:35,380 If you have a valid ticket. 1956 01:47:35,380 --> 01:47:35,780 You do. 1957 01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:36,220 Thank you. 1958 01:47:36,220 --> 01:47:37,780 No scumbags on the bus today. 1959 01:47:38,580 --> 01:47:39,300 Yes, anyways. 1960 01:47:41,340 --> 01:47:43,120 Now, warning lights off. 1961 01:47:43,960 --> 01:47:44,640 Let's, let's... 1962 01:47:44,640 --> 01:47:45,280 Oh, red light. 1963 01:47:45,460 --> 01:47:45,680 Fuck. 1964 01:47:49,780 --> 01:47:51,040 How are you doing the bus of donating? 1965 01:47:51,580 --> 01:47:52,540 The bang... 1966 01:47:52,540 --> 01:47:54,280 You doing the bus of donating? 1967 01:47:54,400 --> 01:47:54,660 Yeah. 1968 01:47:55,160 --> 01:47:56,660 Bang brothering... 1969 01:47:56,660 --> 01:47:57,420 Bingo. 1970 01:47:58,040 --> 01:47:59,040 Thank you very much. 1971 01:48:00,160 --> 01:48:02,200 And a big shout out to all the big... 1972 01:48:02,200 --> 01:48:03,680 All the bang brothers out there. 1973 01:48:04,200 --> 01:48:04,920 Including Fad. 1974 01:48:05,880 --> 01:48:07,260 I hope you're having a great weekend. 1975 01:48:07,680 --> 01:48:08,280 And, uh... 1976 01:48:08,280 --> 01:48:09,140 All the best for the weekend. 1977 01:48:11,640 --> 01:48:12,460 How are you getting that? 1978 01:48:12,620 --> 01:48:14,800 I was out way too late at the old song. 1979 01:48:16,080 --> 01:48:17,540 Are you doing the bus of donating? 1980 01:48:18,160 --> 01:48:18,940 Well, well, well. 1981 01:48:19,120 --> 01:48:19,640 Evan Flynn. 1982 01:48:19,780 --> 01:48:20,880 I cannot believe it. 1983 01:48:22,160 --> 01:48:23,020 In like Flynn. 1984 01:48:25,660 --> 01:48:26,100 Flynn... 1985 01:48:26,100 --> 01:48:26,740 Flynnopoly. 1986 01:48:27,240 --> 01:48:27,640 Flynnocracy. 1987 01:48:28,380 --> 01:48:30,020 We're living in a fucking Flynnocracy. 1988 01:48:30,020 --> 01:48:33,560 Oh, we'll close that there. 1989 01:48:33,860 --> 01:48:34,600 We'll open that. 1990 01:48:34,820 --> 01:48:35,540 Stand clear. 1991 01:48:35,860 --> 01:48:36,600 The doors are opening. 1992 01:48:37,200 --> 01:48:38,120 Thank you very much. 1993 01:48:38,480 --> 01:48:38,940 Evan Flynn. 1994 01:48:39,020 --> 01:48:39,560 Stand clear. 1995 01:48:39,960 --> 01:48:42,080 Where's the belter of a tune called Bendy Bus? 1996 01:48:42,240 --> 01:48:42,880 Will you sing it? 1997 01:48:43,120 --> 01:48:44,340 Will you sing us a bit of a song? 1998 01:48:45,160 --> 01:48:48,100 Well, I do not have the Bendy Bus song to hand at the moment. 1999 01:48:48,920 --> 01:48:49,740 It's gone walkabouts. 2000 01:48:49,860 --> 01:48:51,400 It's grown legs and it's gone walkabouts. 2001 01:48:52,620 --> 01:48:54,820 I was speaking to Johnny up the bar there last day. 2002 01:48:54,920 --> 01:48:57,300 He said he hadn't seen the MP3 files I left on a USB. 2003 01:48:58,980 --> 01:49:00,240 Universal Serial Bus. 2004 01:49:01,020 --> 01:49:03,440 That's the only bus I haven't driven yet. 2005 01:49:03,780 --> 01:49:05,080 It was the Universal Serial Bus. 2006 01:49:05,920 --> 01:49:06,860 And I've lost it. 2007 01:49:07,060 --> 01:49:08,700 And we had the fucking Bendy Bus song on that. 2008 01:49:08,780 --> 01:49:10,400 So I'm up Schlack Alley at the moment. 2009 01:49:12,820 --> 01:49:13,580 How are you getting that? 2010 01:49:13,580 --> 01:49:13,580 How are you getting that? 2011 01:49:14,860 --> 01:49:17,180 You said Willie Harold, Liam Duffy. 2012 01:49:17,900 --> 01:49:18,980 You said Willie Harold. 2013 01:49:19,880 --> 01:49:20,960 You said Willie Harold. 2014 01:49:21,920 --> 01:49:22,880 You said Willie Harold. 2015 01:49:26,080 --> 01:49:28,280 Look at that schmooze. 2016 01:49:28,860 --> 01:49:29,660 Like silk. 2017 01:49:29,660 --> 01:49:32,640 Is that a ghost? 2018 01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:38,080 Is that a ghost? 2019 01:49:38,080 --> 01:49:58,080 Hey, you're a little bit lonely. Just one more work day. Brian Morrissey, thank you very much. Yeah. Thank you, Brian Morrissey. 2020 01:49:58,080 --> 01:50:02,080 Oh, yeah, man. 2021 01:50:02,080 --> 01:50:27,200 And of course, relation to the McBrides there and all. And we've lost. It's great you're helping to keep the memories alive in the airways. Thank you, Louise, at the shop in Orem. So thank you very much indeed, Louise, for sharing that with us tonight. And Rooney's shop there in Orem. Always such a lovely place to drop in to meet Louise and the folks. And just great to hear from you as well. 2022 01:50:27,200 --> 01:50:45,920 We'll be having a song from Tom and Dean in a little while. Very little while. Coming up maybe a second next on the show. And now let's see where else are we awaiting here. For Ciaran Kylie in Clunfad. Wishing you a speed of recovery in the General Hospital in Castlebar. 2023 01:50:45,920 --> 01:50:59,240 Now everybody from Angela is having a great Sunday evening out there in the mainframe. For Pauline Macken. Oh, it's just shoutouts. Shoutouts galore, isn't it? 2024 01:51:01,540 --> 01:51:07,640 Well, as the grandmother used to say, a big dick goes a long way. 2025 01:51:08,920 --> 01:51:14,980 And that's in there from Luke Murray. I'm glad you're enjoying the show, Luke Murray. And thank you very much for the proverbs. 2026 01:51:18,980 --> 01:51:26,860 Peddling big fat lines. Well, I'm not. The only thing I'm peddling at the moment are these pedals down here. Bottom right-hand corner. Steel. 2027 01:51:32,920 --> 01:51:46,260 Be a tourist in your own town. Don't litter. Remember to always be a great ambassador for the place that you live because the people want to go away with the great, you know, experience in their back pocket to tell their friends. 2028 01:51:51,920 --> 01:51:56,800 And I'm very, very excited to get down to Matthew Mattress's Mattress Mats. 2029 01:51:57,920 --> 01:51:58,920 And pick up a fucking... 2030 01:52:00,040 --> 01:52:03,880 A water... A waterbed. I think they're back in... They're back in fashion again. 2031 01:52:04,500 --> 01:52:06,680 After... We'll bring the mattress down to the Varee Cinema. 2032 01:52:07,700 --> 01:52:08,880 And, uh... 2033 01:52:08,880 --> 01:52:10,520 Throw the mattress down the back of the aisle. 2034 01:52:11,960 --> 01:52:14,460 And if I... If the film is rubbish, I'll just take a nap. 2035 01:52:15,400 --> 01:52:16,700 They often let me do that. 2036 01:52:16,700 --> 01:52:23,580 David St. Patrick. 2037 01:52:24,360 --> 01:52:26,440 How the hell are you... 2038 01:52:26,440 --> 01:52:27,700 It is a long time... 2039 01:52:28,480 --> 01:52:29,200 No see. 2040 01:52:31,200 --> 01:52:32,880 I hope you're sure that you're... 2041 01:52:32,880 --> 01:52:33,900 You're keeping well, David. 2042 01:52:35,660 --> 01:52:36,880 I hope you're keeping well. 2043 01:52:37,380 --> 01:52:38,400 It's a long time no see. 2044 01:52:39,760 --> 01:52:41,700 And David is one of the... 2045 01:52:43,120 --> 01:52:45,360 The stalwart first on the scenes. 2046 01:52:46,140 --> 01:52:48,100 First... First... First time responder. 2047 01:52:48,700 --> 01:52:50,540 He's a... He's an emergency responder. 2048 01:52:51,960 --> 01:52:54,060 But he's been out of the mainframe for a while. 2049 01:52:55,480 --> 01:52:56,580 Big shout out to David. 2050 01:53:01,880 --> 01:53:03,420 He's doing a bit of donating. 2051 01:53:05,160 --> 01:53:06,600 Dermot Lopez. Thank you. 2052 01:53:06,800 --> 01:53:06,980 Yeah. 2053 01:53:08,040 --> 01:53:08,880 That's my... 2054 01:53:08,880 --> 01:53:09,960 Thank you very much. 2055 01:53:10,760 --> 01:53:12,000 Dermot Lopez Productions. 2056 01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:13,040 I tell you. 2057 01:53:13,160 --> 01:53:15,880 Dermot Lopez Productions is a great man altogether as well. 2058 01:53:15,880 --> 01:53:17,060 You need to check out his channel. 2059 01:53:17,820 --> 01:53:18,660 Like and Shlug... 2060 01:53:18,660 --> 01:53:19,600 Shlug Scribe. 2061 01:53:20,800 --> 01:53:22,820 And Shlug Scribe to this place as well. 2062 01:53:22,880 --> 01:53:24,260 To this channel you're watching this on. 2063 01:53:24,300 --> 01:53:25,120 So you get the notification. 2064 01:53:25,120 --> 01:53:27,120 Oh he's getting there. 2065 01:53:27,120 --> 01:53:44,120 Little reminder there folks can everybody. Little reminder to every passenger there. Little reminder to all the passengers who are with us today. Please like or subscribe to the channel there and we will bring Shlugherrin into the future. Thank you. 2066 01:53:47,120 --> 01:53:48,120 How are you getting there? 2067 01:53:50,120 --> 01:53:52,120 Are you doing a business donating? 2068 01:53:53,120 --> 01:53:54,120 Steff! 2069 01:53:54,120 --> 01:53:56,120 He's doing a business donating here. 2070 01:53:56,120 --> 01:53:58,120 Thank you very much Steff. 2071 01:54:00,120 --> 01:54:01,120 Thank you very much. 2072 01:54:01,120 --> 01:54:03,120 Stand clear. The doors are opening. 2073 01:54:05,120 --> 01:54:06,120 How are you? 2074 01:54:06,120 --> 01:54:07,120 Stand clear. The doors are opening. 2075 01:54:07,120 --> 01:54:10,120 Somebody blocking the door down the back there. Get out the way. 2076 01:54:11,120 --> 01:54:13,120 He's doing a business donating. 2077 01:54:13,120 --> 01:54:14,120 How are you? 2078 01:54:15,120 --> 01:54:17,120 Cactus Rider. Thank you very much Cactus. 2079 01:54:17,120 --> 01:54:18,120 That's mighty. 2080 01:54:18,120 --> 01:54:20,120 That's very mighty of you. 2081 01:54:21,120 --> 01:54:22,120 No. Regular one. 2082 01:54:22,120 --> 01:54:24,120 That's one euro 80 please sir. 2083 01:54:25,120 --> 01:54:26,120 Oh. 2084 01:54:26,120 --> 01:54:28,120 Sorry I got it wrong. I got it wrong. I got it wrong. 2085 01:54:29,120 --> 01:54:30,120 Single regular quantity. 2086 01:54:31,120 --> 01:54:32,120 I gave you a senior. 2087 01:54:33,120 --> 01:54:35,120 I gave you an old person's ticket and you're a young person. 2088 01:54:36,120 --> 01:54:37,120 I apologize. 2089 01:54:42,120 --> 01:54:43,120 A single. 2090 01:54:43,120 --> 01:54:44,120 A single. 2091 01:54:44,120 --> 01:54:45,120 A regular. 2092 01:54:46,120 --> 01:54:47,120 And a print. 2093 01:54:48,120 --> 01:54:49,120 And that's 220. 2094 01:54:49,120 --> 01:54:50,120 Yeah. Thank you very much. 2095 01:54:50,120 --> 01:54:51,120 You give me 10. 2096 01:54:52,120 --> 01:54:53,120 I'll give you 780 back. 2097 01:54:55,120 --> 01:54:56,120 That's for your troubles. 2098 01:54:56,120 --> 01:54:57,120 Thank you. 2099 01:54:57,120 --> 01:54:58,120 How are you getting on old timer? 2100 01:54:58,120 --> 01:54:59,120 I'm only messing. 2101 01:55:00,120 --> 01:55:01,120 I'm old enough myself. 2102 01:55:01,120 --> 01:55:02,120 I'm old enough myself. 2103 01:55:03,120 --> 01:55:04,120 Thank you very much. 2104 01:55:08,120 --> 01:55:09,120 Thank you very much. 2105 01:55:10,120 --> 01:55:11,120 C.D. 2106 01:55:11,120 --> 01:55:12,120 Thank you very much. 2107 01:55:13,120 --> 01:55:14,120 Just can't stop. 2108 01:55:14,120 --> 01:55:15,120 I don't know. 2109 01:55:15,120 --> 01:55:16,120 That's mine. 2110 01:55:16,120 --> 01:55:17,120 That's mine. 2111 01:55:17,120 --> 01:55:18,120 Han the Snake from New York. 2112 01:55:18,120 --> 01:55:19,120 Thank you very much. 2113 01:55:19,120 --> 01:55:20,120 C.D. 2114 01:55:21,120 --> 01:55:22,120 Now senior. 2115 01:55:22,120 --> 01:55:23,120 Single. 2116 01:55:23,120 --> 01:55:24,120 And a one. 2117 01:55:24,120 --> 01:55:26,120 And that'll be one euro 80 please. 2118 01:55:28,120 --> 01:55:29,120 You've got the five you do. 2119 01:55:29,120 --> 01:55:30,120 I'll give you one. 2120 01:55:30,120 --> 01:55:31,120 I'll give you a 320 back. 2121 01:55:32,120 --> 01:55:33,120 Best of luck. 2122 01:55:33,120 --> 01:55:34,120 No problem. 2123 01:55:34,120 --> 01:55:35,120 Best of luck everybody. 2124 01:55:38,120 --> 01:55:39,120 Staying clear. 2125 01:55:39,120 --> 01:55:40,120 The doors are closing. 2126 01:55:42,120 --> 01:55:43,120 Staying clear. 2127 01:55:43,120 --> 01:55:44,120 The doors are closing. 2128 01:55:45,120 --> 01:55:46,120 Ronan. 2129 01:55:46,120 --> 01:55:48,120 Ronan Wilsh. 2130 01:55:49,120 --> 01:55:51,120 Thank you very much Ronan Wilsh. 2131 01:55:52,120 --> 01:55:54,120 I hope that you are doing well. 2132 01:55:54,120 --> 01:55:56,120 And the rest of the Wilshes too out there. 2133 01:55:57,120 --> 01:55:58,120 Good man. 2134 01:55:58,120 --> 01:56:00,120 Westport looks a bit like Barcelona you see. 2135 01:56:01,120 --> 01:56:02,120 Well. 2136 01:56:02,120 --> 01:56:03,120 That's the way this place is. 2137 01:56:04,120 --> 01:56:05,120 That's the way this place is. 2138 01:56:06,120 --> 01:56:07,120 How you get that? 2139 01:56:07,120 --> 01:56:08,120 If you look around ya. 2140 01:56:08,120 --> 01:56:11,120 Westport has come on leaps and browns. 2141 01:56:12,120 --> 01:56:14,120 It's come on leaps and bounds. 2142 01:56:14,120 --> 01:56:15,120 Since. 2143 01:56:15,120 --> 01:56:16,120 Michael the Ring. 2144 01:56:16,120 --> 01:56:18,120 Decided to implicate his. 2145 01:56:18,120 --> 01:56:19,120 Strategy. 2146 01:56:20,120 --> 01:56:21,120 And we've got everything. 2147 01:56:21,120 --> 01:56:22,120 Tennis courts. 2148 01:56:24,120 --> 01:56:25,120 We're in the boom time. 2149 01:56:26,120 --> 01:56:27,120 We're in the feckin boom time. 2150 01:56:30,120 --> 01:56:32,120 I can't wait for the weekend. 2151 01:56:33,120 --> 01:56:34,120 Tennis courts. 2152 01:56:35,120 --> 01:56:36,120 Tennis courts. 2153 01:56:39,120 --> 01:56:40,120 Nobody's getting off her on. 2154 01:56:41,120 --> 01:56:42,120 I can't. 2155 01:56:42,120 --> 01:56:43,120 Tempt anybody to get off the bus. 2156 01:56:48,120 --> 01:56:49,120 Not a hope. 2157 01:56:50,120 --> 01:56:51,120 Not a hope. 2158 01:56:51,120 --> 01:57:03,120 I'm always missing the bleeding songs. 2159 01:57:03,120 --> 01:57:04,120 Oh we've got a double bill. 2160 01:57:04,120 --> 01:57:05,120 Double whammy. 2161 01:57:06,120 --> 01:57:09,120 Double whammy in your jammies. 2162 01:57:12,120 --> 01:57:13,120 The Univis is going to be donating. 2163 01:57:13,120 --> 01:57:14,120 The Macron show. 2164 01:57:14,120 --> 01:57:15,120 Thank you very much. 2165 01:57:15,120 --> 01:57:16,120 The Univis is going to be donating. 2166 01:57:16,120 --> 01:57:17,120 Yeah. 2167 01:57:17,120 --> 01:57:18,120 Thanks very much the Macron show. 2168 01:57:18,120 --> 01:57:20,120 I'll check out your website live. 2169 01:57:20,120 --> 01:57:21,120 Thank you. 2170 01:57:21,120 --> 01:57:22,120 I'll get that. 2171 01:57:22,120 --> 01:57:24,960 Are we getting that? 2172 01:57:39,960 --> 01:57:45,000 Are we getting that? 2173 01:57:47,780 --> 01:57:48,960 He's dating to you. 2174 01:57:49,280 --> 01:57:50,000 The dog is all good. 2175 01:57:50,000 --> 01:57:52,000 I'm just a good one. 2176 01:57:52,000 --> 01:57:54,120 Staying clear. The doors are open. 2177 01:57:54,800 --> 01:57:55,200 Oh yeah. 2178 01:57:55,200 --> 01:58:08,980 Staying clear. The doors are open. 2179 01:58:08,980 --> 01:58:13,260 Staying clear. The doors are open. 2180 01:58:13,260 --> 01:58:15,260 for me. 2181 01:58:15,260 --> 01:58:37,260 We've shared so many good times and we've cried each other's tears. Heaven's blessed us with love that's lasted through the years. For fuck's sake. 2182 01:58:37,260 --> 01:58:45,260 Excuse me can you let me out? 2183 01:58:45,260 --> 01:58:53,260 Stand here. The doors are open. Stand here. Stay the door open. Some of the people like you know. 2184 01:58:53,260 --> 01:59:02,260 What? The door is sweet. You brought so much happiness and meaning for my love. 2185 01:59:02,260 --> 01:59:10,260 Look at the pothole there. Giant pothole. What is the council doing about that pothole? Sweet FA. 2186 01:59:10,260 --> 01:59:14,260 I forgot to lock the door. 2187 01:59:14,260 --> 01:59:22,260 And I'd just like to thank you for being what you are. 2188 01:59:22,260 --> 01:59:34,260 I didn't expect the food is easier. But Christina is happy. 2189 01:59:34,260 --> 01:59:36,260 Is it beautiful? 2190 01:59:36,260 --> 01:59:56,260 I know the times will be alright whenever you're around. We've shared so many good times and we've dried each other's tears. Heaven bless us with love. 2191 01:59:56,260 --> 02:00:15,260 disaster through the years. Will you still bring me flowers when you know I'm feeling down? I know that things will be alright. 2192 02:00:15,260 --> 02:00:37,260 When we're in town, will you still bring me flowers? And Lord, a big pack of fears. 2193 02:00:37,260 --> 02:00:51,260 *music* 2194 02:00:51,260 --> 02:01:00,260 Great stuff. What an absolutely amazing powerhouse of a tune. Powerful. Very, very... 2195 02:01:00,260 --> 02:01:18,260 That was one of the greatest tunes that I ever did here in my life. It was powerful on a number of levels. It was visceral. And it was also a tour de force. As well as being a tour de France. 2196 02:01:18,260 --> 02:01:45,260 It actually encapsulated the pain, fury, grit, determination, tenacity of a tour de France. The song had an emotional range. Nothing like that of the ups and downs of the Alps stages. The Tourmalet. The fucking Lance Armstrongs. The Pantanis. The Pantaine Pro V. 2197 02:01:45,260 --> 02:01:49,260 All the boys. 2198 02:01:49,260 --> 02:02:04,260 Now, we're at the end of this godforsaken journey. Which has been, I think, perfect. I think it's been perfect. There hasn't been a fatality. As of yet. 2199 02:02:04,260 --> 02:02:08,260 How are we getting that? 2200 02:02:08,260 --> 02:02:12,260 Fingers crushed now. There'll be no fatalities before I get her into the garage. 2201 02:02:18,260 --> 02:02:19,260 Check her right here. 2202 02:02:22,260 --> 02:02:24,260 Let that wheel spin. 2203 02:02:24,260 --> 02:02:26,260 Let that wheel spin. 2204 02:02:26,260 --> 02:02:29,260 Let that wheel spin right through your hands. 2205 02:02:29,260 --> 02:02:32,260 Leathery old wheel. 2206 02:02:32,260 --> 02:02:35,260 We'll take the fast lane. 2207 02:02:35,260 --> 02:02:39,260 We don't want to be in the same lane as the slowpokes. 2208 02:02:40,260 --> 02:02:45,260 Lovely bit of busing. 2209 02:02:45,260 --> 02:02:56,260 There's nothing like a bit of busing on a Sunday night to help wind down and get ready for the week ahead, you know. 2210 02:02:56,260 --> 02:02:59,260 Whether or not you have a hard week ahead or an easy one. 2211 02:02:59,260 --> 02:03:03,260 It's always nice to bus back and relax. 2212 02:03:03,260 --> 02:03:04,260 Take stock. 2213 02:03:04,260 --> 02:03:06,260 Think about what's going on. 2214 02:03:06,260 --> 02:03:07,260 Where you're going. 2215 02:03:07,260 --> 02:03:08,260 What's happening. 2216 02:03:08,260 --> 02:03:11,260 Don't worry about it too much, you know. 2217 02:03:13,260 --> 02:03:15,260 Living in the moment is a great thing as well, you know. 2218 02:03:15,260 --> 02:03:17,260 The bus is all about being in the moment. 2219 02:03:19,260 --> 02:03:21,260 Your job is to go from A to B to C to D. 2220 02:03:21,260 --> 02:03:22,260 You're picking people up. 2221 02:03:22,260 --> 02:03:23,260 You're dropping people off. 2222 02:03:25,260 --> 02:03:28,260 And all of life's worries just float away. 2223 02:03:29,260 --> 02:03:34,260 Sometimes, I wish that maybe all of life could be just one big bus journey. 2224 02:03:35,260 --> 02:03:36,260 In many ways it is. 2225 02:03:38,260 --> 02:03:39,260 You know. 2226 02:03:39,260 --> 02:03:40,260 You will have those days where. 2227 02:03:42,260 --> 02:03:44,260 You fucking run a red light. 2228 02:03:45,260 --> 02:03:46,260 And somebody stops you. 2229 02:03:47,260 --> 02:03:49,260 And you won't be able to go out anymore. 2230 02:03:49,260 --> 02:03:50,260 Or something will be grounded. 2231 02:03:51,260 --> 02:03:52,260 You'll be out of commission. 2232 02:03:54,260 --> 02:03:56,260 And you'll have those days where you shunt a punto. 2233 02:03:59,260 --> 02:04:02,260 I remember I was down in Punta Shunta a few weeks back. 2234 02:04:03,260 --> 02:04:04,260 For the Cabbage Festival. 2235 02:04:05,260 --> 02:04:06,260 And I ended up shunting a punto. 2236 02:04:07,260 --> 02:04:08,260 And, uh. 2237 02:04:08,260 --> 02:04:10,260 It led to some terrible discrepancies. 2238 02:04:11,260 --> 02:04:13,260 But that's again like life. 2239 02:04:13,260 --> 02:04:14,260 You might shunt a punto. 2240 02:04:14,260 --> 02:04:15,260 How are you getting that? 2241 02:04:15,260 --> 02:04:18,260 And you have to fucking face up to the consequences. 2242 02:04:19,260 --> 02:04:22,260 And then there'll be days when you fucking run someone over. 2243 02:04:23,260 --> 02:04:24,260 And they're the worst days. 2244 02:04:25,260 --> 02:04:27,260 Especially if you do it twice in the same day. 2245 02:04:28,260 --> 02:04:29,260 With a double denim. 2246 02:04:30,260 --> 02:04:31,260 You know. 2247 02:04:31,260 --> 02:04:33,260 You don't want to be seen wearing double denim. 2248 02:04:33,260 --> 02:04:34,260 Crimes against fashion. 2249 02:04:35,260 --> 02:04:37,260 How are you getting that? 2250 02:04:37,260 --> 02:04:43,260 Did you see there was a lad there who went into the garage station to complain about the quality of the... 2251 02:04:44,260 --> 02:04:46,260 The wacky backy he was smoking. 2252 02:04:47,260 --> 02:04:49,260 And he got arrested for that. 2253 02:04:52,260 --> 02:04:54,260 I was thinking that's a crime against fashion. 2254 02:04:54,260 --> 02:04:56,260 Or a crime of fashion. 2255 02:05:09,260 --> 02:05:10,260 We'll see you. 2256 02:05:10,260 --> 02:05:11,260 We'll see you into this lane here. 2257 02:05:11,260 --> 02:05:12,260 Like so. 2258 02:05:12,260 --> 02:05:13,260 We don't want to... 2259 02:05:13,260 --> 02:05:14,260 We don't want to... 2260 02:05:14,260 --> 02:05:15,260 Oh, look at that. 2261 02:05:15,260 --> 02:05:16,260 We don't want to shunt him. 2262 02:05:17,260 --> 02:05:18,260 We're double leaning. 2263 02:05:18,260 --> 02:05:19,260 We're double leaning at the moment. 2264 02:05:20,260 --> 02:05:22,760 We're double lanin' 2265 02:05:22,760 --> 02:05:24,260 We're double lanin' at the moment 2266 02:05:24,260 --> 02:05:26,400 That's a bit of freestyle busing for you 2267 02:05:26,400 --> 02:05:28,420 Pure freestyle baby 2268 02:05:28,420 --> 02:05:29,320 420 2269 02:05:29,320 --> 02:05:32,880 We're rockin' the rim of the road 2270 02:05:32,880 --> 02:05:37,280 This guy come on 2271 02:05:37,280 --> 02:05:43,760 There we go 2272 02:05:43,760 --> 02:05:47,900 Come on 2273 02:05:47,900 --> 02:05:49,320 Speed up picture 2274 02:05:49,320 --> 02:06:03,360 No 2275 02:06:03,360 --> 02:06:05,220 Fantastic 2276 02:06:05,220 --> 02:06:08,200 Plastic fantastic 2277 02:06:08,200 --> 02:06:11,700 Look at this 2278 02:06:11,700 --> 02:06:16,160 Insane 2279 02:06:18,380 --> 02:06:24,380 And my thoughts to you darn the fly 2280 02:06:24,380 --> 02:06:27,060 I sang about a fly 2281 02:06:27,060 --> 02:06:34,060 Lovely 2282 02:06:34,060 --> 02:06:34,060 Lovely 2283 02:06:34,060 --> 02:06:50,740 Let's have a look at this 2284 02:06:50,740 --> 02:06:57,740 Level up 2285 02:06:57,740 --> 02:06:59,160 Level up 2286 02:06:59,160 --> 02:07:03,020 Level up 2287 02:07:03,020 --> 02:07:03,020 Level up 2288 02:07:03,020 --> 02:07:05,420 Oh yeah time 2289 02:07:05,420 --> 02:07:10,720 That's a great way to end the evening 2290 02:07:10,720 --> 02:07:11,420 Fantastic 2291 02:07:11,420 --> 02:07:11,920 Fantastic 2292 02:07:11,920 --> 02:07:21,660 We've leveled up to a new bus 2293 02:07:21,660 --> 02:07:24,420 That is absolutely fantastic 2294 02:07:24,420 --> 02:07:26,120 Thank you very much 2295 02:07:26,120 --> 02:07:29,640 For joining us for this week's Schluggeron 2296 02:07:29,640 --> 02:07:34,020 Thank you for choosing Schluggeron to bring you to your destination 2297 02:07:34,020 --> 02:07:35,340 We're getting there 2298 02:07:35,340 --> 02:07:35,340 We're getting there 2299 02:07:35,340 --> 02:07:37,140 One bus at a side 2300 02:07:37,140 --> 02:07:43,520 It's been an absolute pleasure 2301 02:07:43,520 --> 02:07:49,500 Thank you very much 2302 02:07:49,500 --> 02:07:50,140 It's fine 2303 02:07:50,140 --> 02:07:55,700 Going to see Davey Grohl and the boys tomorrow night in Belfast 2304 02:07:55,700 --> 02:08:00,160 Hoping the transport is as reliable as Schluggeron to be able to do it 2305 02:08:00,160 --> 02:08:01,280 I hope so too 2306 02:08:01,280 --> 02:08:03,100 Say hello to Grohl 2307 02:08:03,100 --> 02:08:07,200 Say hello to Grohl and the Foo Foo boys 2308 02:08:07,200 --> 02:08:11,740 Bring him a little baggie of Foo Foo 2309 02:08:11,740 --> 02:08:14,340 It's like African rice 2310 02:08:14,340 --> 02:08:16,560 Dave Grohl loves it 2311 02:08:16,560 --> 02:08:18,720 That's why he named the band Foo Fighters 2312 02:08:18,720 --> 02:08:26,120 How are we getting there? 2313 02:08:27,520 --> 02:08:29,160 Good night and God bless everybody 2314 02:08:29,160 --> 02:08:31,280 Thank you very much 2315 02:08:31,280 --> 02:08:31,620 Thank you 2316 02:08:31,620 --> 02:08:33,620 Thank you 2317 02:08:33,620 --> 02:08:35,620 Thank you 2318 02:08:35,620 --> 02:08:39,620 Thank you 2319 02:08:39,620 --> 02:09:09,600 Thank you 2320 02:09:09,600 --> 02:09:11,600 Thank you 2321 02:09:11,600 --> 02:09:11,600 Thank you 2322 02:09:11,600 --> 02:09:11,600 Thank you 2323 02:09:11,600 --> 02:09:13,600 Thank you 2324 02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:13,600 Thank you 2325 02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:13,600 Thank you 2326 02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:13,600 Thank you 2327 02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:15,600 Thank you 2328 02:09:15,600 --> 02:09:17,600 Thank you 2329 02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:17,600 Thank you 2330 02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:17,600 Thank you 2331 02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:17,600 Thank you 2332 02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:17,600 Thank you 2333 02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:17,600 Thank you 2334 02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:17,600 Thank you 2335 02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:23,640 We're hardly more than strangers ignoring all...