1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 Thank you. 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 Thank you. 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,960 Thank you. 4 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,960 Thank you. 5 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,960 Thank you. 6 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,960 Thank you. 7 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,960 Thank you. 8 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,960 Thank you. 9 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,960 Congratulations. 10 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:17,960 Mr. Fontaine. 11 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:18,960 Mr. Fontaine. 12 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:23,960 You got a kitchen. 13 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:28,960 We're gonna be cooking up some nice slices of pie. 14 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:31,960 How about that, huh? 15 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,960 You ready for some kitchen? 16 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:34,960 Some cook? 17 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:36,960 Some cookbook? 18 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:39,960 You ready for some knives? 19 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:40,960 We got forks. 20 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,960 We got knives, Fontaine. 21 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:43,960 We got spoons. 22 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:50,960 We got pieces of peppercorns. 23 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:51,960 We got sea salt. 24 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,960 We got tarragon, nutmeg. 25 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:55,960 We got bread. 26 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,960 We got eggs. 27 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:58,960 What else? 28 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,960 What else do you want, flapjack? 29 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,960 Sporks? 30 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:04,960 Yeah. 31 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,960 Charlie Coffee told me all about your kitchen. 32 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:08,960 You got the... 33 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:09,960 You got those tiles. 34 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:10,960 Some ripe rice tiles. 35 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:11,960 Am I right? 36 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:12,960 You got any steaks? 37 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:13,960 Any beans? 38 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:41,960 tiles from Rye Price Tiles, am I right? You got any steaks, any beans? Let's do this. I hope you're all doing okay. Nice to see you. Dr. Crack Designs, Mama Duck, Eric, Evan, Max, Ninja, Kristen. Let's do this. 39 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:47,060 New Game. 40 00:02:54,820 --> 00:03:11,940 Do you want a follow tutorial during your first day? Yes, I do. 22 years on the force. Never cooked a goddamn egg. Looks like this guy's gonna need some scriptures to read from. 41 00:03:11,940 --> 00:03:25,360 Hi, I'm the manager of this place. Since it is your first day, three important things you need to know in case you get lost. 42 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:46,140 One, key binding hints are always displayed in the bottom right corner of the screen. Great. Two, during this tutorial you can view your task in the bottom left corner of the screen. Right. Three, this tutorial will auto save between stages. You get lost or stuck, you can always go back. Right? That's nice. 43 00:03:46,140 --> 00:04:07,140 Looks like the last owner left this place in the sorry state. Get the phone. We need to call some professionals. Looks like we need to get someone to come and clean this place up. Someone took a shit in the kitchen and forgot to flush. Nice kitchen. Nice view. Downtown Manhattan. 44 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:10,720 Manhattan, the city. 45 00:04:10,860 --> 00:04:13,440 We used to rig this to watch games on Sundays. 46 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:14,660 Yeah, we sure did. 47 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:17,600 Back Super Sunday, Monday Night Football. 48 00:04:19,580 --> 00:04:21,520 Yeah, the Pigs game classic. 49 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,220 Myself, Johnny DeSouza. 50 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:26,360 It says get the phone. 51 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:26,940 We need to call. 52 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,980 Sorry, I was reminiscing about the time we used to watch football. 53 00:04:31,380 --> 00:04:33,200 Yeah, play football too in the kitchen. 54 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:35,560 Get the phone. 55 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,320 We need to call some professionals down here. 56 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:40,120 Right, let's do this. 57 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:40,920 Let's do this. 58 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,320 Hey, Pigs, how you doing there? 59 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,360 How you doing there, hotshot? 60 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:50,240 Hey, Pigs. 61 00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:55,060 Sorry to tell you, but there's a warrant out for your arrest. 62 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:57,620 For Flucklebuckin'. 63 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,960 Yeah, not nice. 64 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,040 She got some explaining to do down the precinct. 65 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,600 Thank you very much for your tip. 66 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:13,140 Right, this broad wants me to answer the phone. 67 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,820 So we're gonna do that. 68 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,200 What a miss. 69 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,680 We need to get the gas cooker running. 70 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:22,440 Hold on. 71 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:22,580 Hold on. 72 00:05:22,580 --> 00:05:22,600 Hold on. 73 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:25,060 I'm just trying to answer the phone here. 74 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:29,400 Pick up phone. 75 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:29,800 Complete. 76 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:31,120 Oh, that's all we had to do, right? 77 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:32,560 Nothing more. 78 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:33,420 Nothing less. 79 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:36,260 Right, right, right. 80 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,980 Playing games at work is fun. 81 00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:41,320 This will keep you sane. 82 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:45,420 Hey, if it's tuned to Today FM, I don't think so. 83 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,460 Probably have the opposite effect, right? 84 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:49,820 Let's do this. 85 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:53,120 You're going away to Rikers. 86 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,020 Jesus Malone. 87 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,600 You're going away to Rikers, hot shot. 88 00:05:58,420 --> 00:06:01,660 Thank you very much for your kind and generous tip. 89 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:03,200 Wow. 90 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,800 It will take ages to repair that thing. 91 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:08,340 We better hire someone that's fast. 92 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:10,840 While hovering over the cooker. 93 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:11,900 Hey, what? 94 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:13,560 I miss what she said. 95 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:17,660 Mama duck. 96 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:19,300 Mama duck. 97 00:06:19,660 --> 00:06:22,260 Thank you very much for your slice of luck. 98 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,980 You're going away to Rikers. 99 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:29,160 Wow. 100 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:30,140 It will take ages to repair. 101 00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:33,720 While hovering over the cooker, press mouse wheel to select the company. 102 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:36,900 Then left mouse click to start repairs. 103 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:38,400 Let's find out. 104 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:41,000 Let's have a look inside our black book here. 105 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,640 To see, uh... 106 00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:49,320 See what we can call an hour of need. 107 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:53,720 Yeah, I'm moving the goddamn mouse wheel here. 108 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:56,140 My little, uh, black book. 109 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:57,860 It ain't opening. 110 00:06:59,020 --> 00:06:59,540 Okay. 111 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:02,880 So that's falling right off there. 112 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:03,780 That's not going to be good. 113 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,860 What can we do with this? 114 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:08,780 What can we do with this? 115 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:10,000 This is a cooking lid. 116 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:10,880 This is a cooker. 117 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,080 This is from a old machine. 118 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,540 What can we do with this? 119 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:19,500 Repair this shit. 120 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:21,960 Press to start repairs. 121 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,060 Twist knob. 122 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:23,940 Put down. 123 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:37,100 So far, not so good. 124 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:37,420 We got... 125 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:40,600 We got Victor D'Souza coming in with a party of 10. 126 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,860 And five minutes. 127 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:45,620 And we ain't even got nothing. 128 00:07:49,340 --> 00:07:51,660 22 years I used to work oven division. 129 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,360 Yeah, we seen a lot. 130 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,920 We caught a lot of bad cases. 131 00:07:58,340 --> 00:07:59,380 Hover over cooker. 132 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,540 Use scroll wheel to... 133 00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:07,540 Use scroll wheel... 134 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:07,540 Use scroll wheel... 135 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:07,540 Use scroll wheel... 136 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:08,540 Use scroll wheel... 137 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:09,540 Use scroll wheel... 138 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:10,540 Use scroll wheel... 139 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:10,540 Use scroll wheel... 140 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:11,540 Use scroll wheel... 141 00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:12,540 Use scroll wheel... 142 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:13,540 Use scroll wheel... 143 00:08:13,540 --> 00:08:14,540 Use scroll wheel... 144 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:14,540 Use scroll wheel... 145 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:15,540 To select company... 146 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:16,540 Use scroll wheel... 147 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:16,540 To select company... 148 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:17,540 To select company... 149 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:18,540 We turn this goddamn notepad off there. 150 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,540 We turn this goddamn notepad off there. 151 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:24,420 What can we do with this? 152 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,320 What the hell do we do with this? 153 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:29,900 Right. 154 00:08:33,540 --> 00:08:36,540 Victor D'Souza party of five is coming in pretty soon. 155 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,920 We need to get this oven fixed. 156 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:40,000 Let's leave that shit down. 157 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,480 Let's leave that shit down there. 158 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,880 Maybe we can go back to the phone. 159 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,960 Let's go back to the phone here. 160 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:49,960 Pick up this shit. 161 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:50,760 Now. 162 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:54,400 Now, let's go over here. 163 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,920 Let's go over here. 164 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,280 Maybe we can... 165 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:01,580 Oh! 166 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:02,360 Oh! 167 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:03,940 Here we go. 168 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:05,200 Here we go. 169 00:09:06,460 --> 00:09:07,280 Here we go. 170 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:08,720 Handyman. 171 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,160 At your service. 172 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,000 Fast service. 173 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,140 A repair. 174 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:17,480 How do we know who's good? 175 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,160 How do we know who's... 176 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,600 How do we know who's a good guy? 177 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:24,600 We got a lot of repair, man, in this town. 178 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:25,800 The city. 179 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:26,740 City of angels. 180 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:27,800 City of darkness. 181 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:30,140 Gotham City. 182 00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:31,980 R. Kelly. 183 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,680 How do we know we ain't got... 184 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:36,580 We don't want a cowboy. 185 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:40,020 We don't want any of this cowboy repairman shit. 186 00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:43,700 Let's call fast. 187 00:09:44,340 --> 00:09:45,280 Nice corp. 188 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:46,680 Pricey, though. 189 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,500 Let's do it. 190 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,140 Because you got to pay. 191 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:50,420 Hey. 192 00:09:51,380 --> 00:09:52,980 You get what you pay for, right? 193 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:54,460 Let's do this. 194 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:55,740 Money. 195 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,320 Try not to go bankrupt. 196 00:09:57,860 --> 00:09:59,780 Almost everything in the kitchen costs money. 197 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,640 Plates, products, repairs. 198 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:03,760 Don't take more than you need. 199 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,200 Keep an eye on your balance. 200 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:07,780 Once you're out of money, you're out of biz. 201 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:08,860 Yeah. 202 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:10,380 You don't need to tell me twice. 203 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:11,540 One down, four to go. 204 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,320 We still need to fix ovens and deep fryers. 205 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,280 Victor D'Souza's gonna be coming in there pretty soon. 206 00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:18,680 We need to fix all this shit. 207 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,720 Holy shit, this is a joke. 208 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:30,580 Let's do this. 209 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,520 So, that's 125. 210 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:36,940 Okay, they've been fixed. 211 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:37,940 They've been fixed. 212 00:10:40,060 --> 00:10:41,040 That's been fixed. 213 00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:42,820 That's been fixed. 214 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:46,840 Right, Fontaine. 215 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:47,720 Here we go. 216 00:10:47,820 --> 00:10:48,640 We're doing well here. 217 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:53,800 Sweet Beast Mark. 218 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,360 Charlie Coffee told me all about you yesterday, sweet beast. 219 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:02,380 Thank you very much for your kind and generous tip. 220 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,560 Now, let's put this phone back in its sock. 221 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,300 And let's move fast. 222 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,980 Charlie Coffee told me all about you yesterday. 223 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:15,640 New Gate. 224 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,980 Baked scenes. 225 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:20,740 Thank you very much. 226 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:21,340 New Gate. 227 00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:22,440 Baked scenes. 228 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,220 Very kind of you. 229 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:28,400 And to everybody out there in the mainframe, thank you for tuning in. 230 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:30,460 All right, let's have a look. 231 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:31,900 What's next on the agenda? 232 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,020 Repair lower of... 233 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:36,580 Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday. 234 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:38,020 Robbie Brothers. 235 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,540 How the hell are you, Robbie Brothers? 236 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:45,140 Thanks so much, Bobby... 237 00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:46,000 Bobby Bro. 238 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:49,400 Your real sweet piece. 239 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:52,000 A fennel cake. 240 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,520 And that hasn't been invented yet. 241 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:55,780 You're going away to Rikers. 242 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:56,880 I threw you in my kitchen. 243 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,720 Fontaine's. 244 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,080 Thank you very much as well. 245 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,080 Great British... 246 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,460 Schneek off. 247 00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:05,080 Now... 248 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,100 Let's have a look. 249 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,960 Four seconds on that repair clock. 250 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:09,680 Two seconds. 251 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:10,080 One second... 252 00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:12,860 Oven repair. 253 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,260 Thanks for the donation. 254 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,080 We got warrants. 255 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,200 We need to bring the phone over... 256 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,460 Dougie Bowser's house. 257 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,020 Thank you very much, Dougie Bowser. 258 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,500 Hope you're doing good, pigskin. 259 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:31,920 Great job. 260 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,060 Put the phone away. 261 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,920 We won't be needing it anytime soon. 262 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:35,640 I hope. 263 00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:36,720 Well, that's nice. 264 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:38,820 Back... 265 00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:40,240 In its socket. 266 00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:42,400 Okay, no time to take a breather. 267 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,160 Place is empty. 268 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:44,900 We're going to need to do something about it. 269 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,260 First, you'll need some utensils. 270 00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:49,560 Victor D'Souza's not going to be happy. 271 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,600 Find the cardboard box. 272 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,420 Hover over one. 273 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,980 Press left mouse click to open shop. 274 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,260 Find the cardboard box. 275 00:12:58,620 --> 00:12:59,460 Hover over one. 276 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:02,480 Press left mouse click to open shop. 277 00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:04,340 Okay. 278 00:13:04,820 --> 00:13:05,540 Let's have a look. 279 00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:10,420 Cardboard box. 280 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,000 Select utensils. 281 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:15,480 Tab. 282 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:19,960 Blender. 283 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,240 Let's do this. 284 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:22,840 250C. 285 00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,020 Let's buy. 286 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:27,120 Good. 287 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,780 Now put the blender away. 288 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,980 You can carry only one thing at a time, right? 289 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,540 So let's stick that in some kind of cupboard. 290 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:38,020 Or as you crazy-ass Irish guys call it, 291 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,220 the press. 292 00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:42,960 Where the hell does this press? 293 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,940 Where the hell can we find this press? 294 00:13:45,940 --> 00:13:46,980 I ain't impressed. 295 00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:51,400 The situation in this kitchen is depressing. 296 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:51,880 Good. 297 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:55,100 Now put the blender away. 298 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,400 You can carry one thing at a time. 299 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,240 Hey, thanks very much, broad face. 300 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,020 But I don't know where the blender goes, right? 301 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,280 Put it down. 302 00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:04,180 Maybe we'll leave it on some... 303 00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:05,240 Let's put it on this. 304 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,080 Let's put it there. 305 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,280 Hover over the box. 306 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,420 Press E to pick it up. 307 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,740 Put it down on the countertop. 308 00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:16,940 Okay. 309 00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:17,960 Here we go. 310 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,900 Very, very nice, Fentain. 311 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,220 Very, very nice. 312 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,400 Where's your son? 313 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,000 Press E. 314 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,140 Put it down on the counter. 315 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:28,620 You're right. 316 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,360 I'm doing that. 317 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,900 I'm doing that, huh? 318 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,020 Put it down. 319 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:34,620 Right. 320 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:40,360 I want you to check every outhouse... 321 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,680 Doghouse and shithouse for that son of a bitch. 322 00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:44,100 Clocky from the block. 323 00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,900 From the Rebel County, Fentain. 324 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,260 Thank you very much. 325 00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:49,920 Corky Corkster. 326 00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,720 Use the shop to buy equipment from the list. 327 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:54,500 Right. 328 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:54,600 Right. 329 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,500 We got a little list here, right? 330 00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:01,160 Where the hell is this goddamn shop? 331 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:06,900 We need a big tray, a big pot, couldn't board, knife, pan, spatula. 332 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,020 Use the shop to buy equipment from the list. 333 00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:15,660 Use the laptop. 334 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:18,960 Use the laptop. 335 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,160 Thank you very much, Clocky. 336 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,520 I want you to check every outhouse... 337 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,660 Anaconda Jeezy. 338 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,260 Back in the easy. 339 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:39,580 With the full Tweezy. 340 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,400 Thank you very much. 341 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:42,720 We got a son. 342 00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:45,180 Okay. 343 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:49,680 Let's have a look here. 344 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,340 Where's the shop? 345 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,040 Anybody out there... 346 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,320 You're going away to Rikers. 347 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,600 Anybody out there know where my shop is? 348 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,000 McSlee. 349 00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:01,520 Thank you very much, McSlee. 350 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:01,600 McSlee. 351 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:10,440 Anybody out there in the chat land do? 352 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,960 Know about this goddamn shop? 353 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:15,500 The box? 354 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,060 Is the box the shop? 355 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:18,900 Bullshit. 356 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:21,420 Oh, it is. 357 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,720 Hey, how about that? 358 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:27,820 New York has changed so much since I was a wee little sling bat. 359 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,500 Now you get shops and boxes, right? 360 00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,720 Byproduct of the information superhighway. 361 00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:35,660 Bill Gates. 362 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:36,980 Terry Yates. 363 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,180 All those guys. 364 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,940 Sharpest knife in the box tray. 365 00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:44,580 Let's do this. 366 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,180 You're going away to Rikers. 367 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,180 Justin Maslow. 368 00:16:57,180 --> 00:17:01,780 Crustacean of our ages. 369 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,160 The Belfast Telepages. 370 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,680 The Metal Gear Sages. 371 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:10,660 I ain't seen you ages. 372 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,140 You're going away to Rikers. 373 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,800 Jesus Malone 420. 374 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,820 Thank you so much. 375 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,800 And thank you, J. 376 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:16,460 J. 377 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:17,020 Mass. 378 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:18,780 Right. 379 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,660 Let's have a look at this. 380 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:20,040 What do we need? 381 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:20,960 We need bake tray. 382 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,000 Bake tray. 383 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:24,800 Let's do this. 384 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,140 We're going to get baked. 385 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:29,840 Buy two big pots. 386 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,200 How many of these got that? 387 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,720 I didn't buy that last guy. 388 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:38,720 Okay. 389 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,080 Let's put these guys over here. 390 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,440 Let's put that guy there. 391 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:51,080 We need two big pots. 392 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:51,120 We need two big pots. 393 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,800 Hey, I'm down. 394 00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:06,720 I'm down big time. 395 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,800 We're going bankrupt. 396 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,860 Look at this LG TV. 397 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,180 Smash to bits. 398 00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:15,280 I wanted to watch the game tonight. 399 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,520 After D'Souza. 400 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:20,920 After I served D'Souza his last meal. 401 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:29,820 I want you to check every outhouse doghouse shithouse for that son of a bitch Nubiae. 402 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,100 Thank you very much, Anonymous. 403 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,680 Your name was Casey's Bitches. 404 00:18:38,260 --> 00:18:41,500 We can't have bitches in that title description, I'm afraid. 405 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,520 That's why Streamlabs, they censor this shit. 406 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:48,920 Cutting board. 407 00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:52,160 What am I going to do with cutting board? 408 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,820 Cut some shit up. 409 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:54,260 That's why. 410 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,000 Put that down there. 411 00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:59,120 Open up our little box of tricks again. 412 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,020 We got a knife. 413 00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:02,500 Let's throw that shit. 414 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,400 Let's put that shit down. 415 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:05,440 Let's put that shit down. 416 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:10,080 What kind of kitchen is this? 417 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:13,540 They ain't got nothing. 418 00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:19,280 Can we move this goddamn box away again? 419 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,200 Let's go and put this back. 420 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,620 Because we need to keep a clean house. 421 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:31,400 Get in the goddamn slot, Fontaine. 422 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:32,660 Get. 423 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,520 What the hell is this, Fontaine? 424 00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:44,340 Okay. 425 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,380 Put down. 426 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,060 Right. 427 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,940 I don't know how it got to the top there. 428 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:49,880 I put it in there. 429 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:53,100 Goddamn box is doing Houdini tricks. 430 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:55,800 David Copperfield. 431 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,520 The man who made the Statue of Liberty disappear. 432 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,860 How about that David Blaine? 433 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,980 Son of a bitch Harvard. 434 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,720 He was living in a box for two weeks. 435 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,140 He didn't take a dump once. 436 00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,160 He pissed into a bag. 437 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,100 All I seen that cat drink was Lucasade. 438 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:22,000 We got the tools, but we don't have any recipes. 439 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:22,900 Go to the laptop. 440 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:23,360 Yeah. 441 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:28,740 I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse. 442 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:29,740 Thank you very much. 443 00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:31,920 Where's the lamb sauce, Fontaine? 444 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,560 Hey, Fontaine, you're trying to tell me you don't know about that guy, Ramsey? 445 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,720 And you're eating his Herico beans. 446 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,280 Bullshit. 447 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,400 Bullshit. 448 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,400 Fontaine. 449 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,600 Bullshit. 450 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:53,840 When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 451 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,880 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 452 00:20:55,940 --> 00:21:03,560 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing. 453 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,860 Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your colant. 454 00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:13,780 You can generate extra drafage by using your gooch as a waft. 455 00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:18,220 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. 456 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,680 This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 457 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:37,720 Thanks very much there for the sponsorship deal there, Firelighters. 458 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,260 Great way to get your fire started. 459 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,100 We know the nights are drawing in now. 460 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,760 It's not as warm as it used to be. 461 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,600 And also, the spiders are coming in. 462 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:58,260 One big ass spider found himself on a little cobweb above my head, above the bed last night. 463 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,360 I took out my nine. 464 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,760 And he ran away. 465 00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:15,080 Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday. 466 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,460 Hey Charlie Coffee, thank you so much, Thongy. 467 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,580 Okay, let's have a look here. 468 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,720 What the hell do we do? 469 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,560 Unlock the basic recipes. 470 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,380 Use recipes manager app. 471 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,740 Okay, manager app. 472 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,780 Click on the not own tab. 473 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:36,920 So, buy a recipe for baked trout by clicking the highlight button. 474 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,420 Let's do this. 475 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,100 Baked trout. 476 00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:40,280 Seven minutes. 477 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:41,800 Okay. 478 00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:44,120 Something easy. 479 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,120 Salmon steak. 480 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:45,960 Let's do that. 481 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,200 Salmon dawn. 482 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,820 Fresh from the river Moy. 483 00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:59,300 Tomato soup. 484 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:00,880 That'll start everyone. 485 00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:02,800 That'll get the tongues wagging. 486 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:04,480 The stomach's grumbling. 487 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:05,700 And then you hit them. 488 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:06,880 Boom! 489 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,280 Hit them in the face with the salmon dawn. 490 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,160 Not literally. 491 00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:13,680 You will probably get arrested for that. 492 00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:18,220 Assaulting customers with fish dawns. 493 00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:19,520 Not something I want to do. 494 00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,420 Not something you want to do either. 495 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,400 Let's close this. 496 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:23,920 And get to work. 497 00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:27,620 Okay, let's. 498 00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:29,060 I want you to change every outhouse. 499 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:29,820 Utensils. 500 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:29,820 Utensils. 501 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:29,820 Utensils. 502 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:29,820 Utensils. 503 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:29,820 Utensils. 504 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:29,820 Utensils. 505 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:29,820 Utensils. 506 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:29,820 Utensils. 507 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,600 Oh, oh. 508 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,560 Trying to cuck a salmon in here. 509 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,640 You believe this traffic. 510 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,640 It's kind of putting me off. 511 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,740 It's putting me off my chi. 512 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,980 Okay, our sponsorship deal has to go down. 513 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,380 We don't need that on the screen. 514 00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:52,000 The whole time. 515 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:56,300 Oh my God. 516 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:58,800 Victor D'Souza is going to be very angry. 517 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,640 Gustavo Free. 518 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,320 Gustavo Free. 519 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,300 Thank you very much. 520 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,800 So I had to say your name back three times. 521 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,080 Not because you're like the candy man or some shit. 522 00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:14,080 Because a lot of people have been tricking me into saying your names. 523 00:24:14,260 --> 00:24:16,360 When I say it, it's a dirty word. 524 00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:19,080 That's not going to happen tonight. 525 00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:23,560 I want you to check every outhouse doghouse shithouse. 526 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,180 Timmy Shenanigans. 527 00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:25,100 Timmy Shenanigans. 528 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:27,780 Thank you very much, Timmy Shenanigans. 529 00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,580 That's very, very kind. 530 00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:31,340 I'm very nice. 531 00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,220 I'm Matt Ryan, too. 532 00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:34,020 I'm not lying. 533 00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,520 I'm always crying, Matt. 534 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,660 Whenever I see you flying in the chat, Matt. 535 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,080 Okay, let's do this. 536 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:42,780 What are we going to do? 537 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,240 David Penny. 538 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,160 Thank you so much. 539 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:47,340 Buy salt. 540 00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:48,460 Enter shop view. 541 00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:49,920 Thank you very much, David Penny. 542 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,320 Let's go and spend a penny inside here. 543 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:54,260 Spices. 544 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:54,820 Salt. 545 00:24:55,540 --> 00:24:58,800 I wouldn't necessarily call salt a spice. 546 00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,020 Let's buy that shit. 547 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,400 Bring it over here. 548 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,920 You're going away to Rikers. 549 00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:06,180 Put product down. 550 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:08,860 Ivana. 551 00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:10,320 Thank you very much, Ivana. 552 00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:13,520 Thank you very much. 553 00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:16,260 See. 554 00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:19,140 We need to buy more. 555 00:25:19,380 --> 00:25:21,460 Black pepper, cayenne powder, dill. 556 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:23,460 Horse radish. 557 00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:24,340 Thyme. 558 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,420 Let's bring this goddamn box over to the shop thing. 559 00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:29,980 Pick this shit up. 560 00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:36,700 Ryan C. and Frigerator 764. 561 00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:39,000 How you doing, big streamers? 562 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:41,840 All right, let's bring this box over here. 563 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,120 Buy some stuff again. 564 00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:45,920 You're going away to Rikers. 565 00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:47,500 Ryan C. 566 00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:49,500 You're going away to Rikers for a long time. 567 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:50,580 Pack your bags. 568 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,800 Pack your trunks. 569 00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:54,200 Pack your little schnorkel. 570 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,500 Because you're getting submerged. 571 00:25:58,180 --> 00:25:58,580 Yeah. 572 00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:00,200 They got a new unit down there. 573 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:00,960 Aqua unit. 574 00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,100 They're going to dunk. 575 00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:04,720 They're going to give you the donkey dunks. 576 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:05,860 Thanks for the donation. 577 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,680 Frigerator 764 is going to be there too. 578 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,160 Spout and brown. 579 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:11,560 Okay. 580 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:12,080 Okay. 581 00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:12,600 Okay. 582 00:26:12,660 --> 00:26:13,220 Let's do this. 583 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:13,860 Let's buy this. 584 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,000 Black pepper, cayenne, dill. 585 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,580 Can we not buy all these guys in one go? 586 00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:20,780 No, we cannot. 587 00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:23,600 Once we're open, there's not going to be much time. 588 00:26:23,660 --> 00:26:23,940 Yeah, yeah. 589 00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:25,780 She keeps telling me this. 590 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,960 Best buy all the spices now. 591 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:31,880 That's what I'm doing. 592 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,400 She keeps popping up. 593 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,040 Telling me what to do. 594 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:38,540 Badgering me. 595 00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:40,560 She's nagging me. 596 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,520 Time. 597 00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:45,440 We all want to buy some time. 598 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,240 That's something you can't buy, right? 599 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,180 We got someone peeping their horn. 600 00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:53,020 All right. 601 00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:53,580 Let's do this. 602 00:26:53,660 --> 00:26:53,920 Put this. 603 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:54,860 Put this. 604 00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:56,560 Son of a box back. 605 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,520 Brow shop. 606 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,200 Pick up. 607 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:03,600 Fuck. 608 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:05,020 Huh? 609 00:27:09,780 --> 00:27:11,080 Now, up you go. 610 00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:12,160 Thank you. 611 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,320 Why did I say thank you to the box? 612 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:17,480 Anyway. 613 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:21,980 Thanks for the donation. 614 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:22,420 We got the ones. 615 00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:24,880 Well, if it isn't my old buddy Seymour. 616 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:26,160 Okay. 617 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:26,580 Let's see. 618 00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:27,000 Repair. 619 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,180 Thank you very much, Seymour. 620 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,020 And to shop view again. 621 00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:30,700 Liquids. 622 00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:32,540 Oh. 623 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,940 This fucking goddamn box. 624 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,300 This is going to be the death of me. 625 00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:39,780 Bring this box over again. 626 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,280 Slap that shit down. 627 00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:43,600 Open her up. 628 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,620 And see what's inside. 629 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,360 Chicken broth. 630 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:52,200 Sour cream. 631 00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:57,300 Sunflower oil. 632 00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:02,020 We're going to be cooking up a storm in here. 633 00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:05,520 Thanks for the donation. 634 00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:06,940 We got warrants. 635 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,360 Certainly a big hit. 636 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,580 The Ian Dempsey breakfast show. 637 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,140 Well, well, well, Ian. 638 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,460 How you doing? 639 00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:18,380 Thank you very much. 640 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,220 Look, someone's ordered a dish. 641 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:26,980 Every time a client orders something, you'll be notified in the upper left corner of the screen there. 642 00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:35,420 Notifications will also appear when you have only a minute left to complete a dish. 643 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,000 You're slightly late. 644 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,040 When a client wants to give up waiting to go to work there. 645 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:47,240 Before we get underway with today's cookery show, I want to ask everybody, how are you all doing out there? 646 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:48,820 How have you been? 647 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:49,880 It's been a while. 648 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:58,200 I want to say thanks so much for coming back to watch me do a bit of cooking, a bit of crime busting, a bit of fattening. 649 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,780 I hope you have a good time, right? 650 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,780 Also, how is the microphone? 651 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,880 Can you hear my voice? 652 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:08,500 Is it the popping? 653 00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:10,900 Or is it good? 654 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,480 Let's put this shit back. 655 00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:16,420 Oh, we got a new guy. 656 00:29:16,460 --> 00:29:18,300 We got Gordon Ramsay up in this. 657 00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:21,580 Someone's ordered some trout. 658 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,540 The fish is inside. 659 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,800 Open the door and buy one. 660 00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:28,560 Got every trout house, bird house, shit house, utensil house. 661 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,920 We need to put this box back. 662 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,320 Serve up this trout big time. 663 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,700 Got a goddamn box. 664 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,660 It won't go inside this slot here, Fontaine Rams. 665 00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:41,360 Hey, Rams. 666 00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:44,720 I'm just going to fucking put this. 667 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:46,940 Let's put it down there. 668 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,300 Piece of shit box. 669 00:29:48,780 --> 00:29:49,620 The fish is inside. 670 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:50,860 Open the door and buy one. 671 00:29:51,380 --> 00:29:51,940 What door? 672 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,160 What door? 673 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,760 Where am I buying this trout? 674 00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,400 Is this not a kitchen? 675 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,820 Bake the trout. 676 00:29:59,000 --> 00:29:59,720 Okay, let's do this. 677 00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:00,760 Fish is inside. 678 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,540 Open the door and buy a trout. 679 00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:10,380 Okay, small pop on the high, Sham. 680 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,880 Pop filter, Celtic Warrior. 681 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:13,180 I don't have a pop filter. 682 00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:14,800 I might put a sock on that shit. 683 00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:17,040 We'll put a sock on this and see how it goes. 684 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,740 That don't smell too good. 685 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:27,400 Pop. 686 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:28,240 Pop quiz. 687 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,740 Pop filter, asshole. 688 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,060 Actually, we're going to take that off. 689 00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:33,520 We're going to take that shit off. 690 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,160 You're going to have to deal with the pops. 691 00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:38,260 Because I ain't breathing that in. 692 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:41,440 Congratulations. 693 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:42,740 You got a sock. 694 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,660 Okay, let's have a look here. 695 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:49,820 Dalith. 696 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:50,860 Thank you very much. 697 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:56,380 Look, we're going to have to try and make a Dalithia dish for Dalith. 698 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:00,480 Right, right. 699 00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:01,040 Let's have a look. 700 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,960 Hatch next to the red doors. 701 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,980 Hatch next to the red doors. 702 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:06,580 Here we go. 703 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:07,180 Hatch. 704 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:09,560 Open up. 705 00:31:10,980 --> 00:31:12,260 Thanks for the donation. 706 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:13,340 We got warrants. 707 00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:16,560 A clone named Gibso. 708 00:31:16,660 --> 00:31:17,580 Thank you very much. 709 00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:21,580 Where the hell is the... 710 00:31:27,580 --> 00:31:28,760 What's going on here? 711 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:32,440 Refrigerator. 712 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:35,900 Irish Archie. 713 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:36,760 Thank you very much. 714 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:37,420 Here we go. 715 00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:39,460 Oh, two fishes. 716 00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:41,420 On a little pan. 717 00:31:41,580 --> 00:31:43,440 Mind that each product costs money, right? 718 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,960 Put that trout on the cutting board. 719 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,840 Let's slap that... 720 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,040 Slap that trout right down. 721 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,120 Black pepper, dill, and thyme. 722 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,180 Five grams each. 723 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,480 Just pick a spice container. 724 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:03,380 Target the fish. 725 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:04,940 And press trigger. 726 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,200 Okay, dill and thyme. 727 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:07,860 Let's do this. 728 00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:09,980 Dill and thyme. 729 00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:11,980 Five grams of dill. 730 00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:13,380 Throwing away the Rikers. 731 00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:16,220 What's this? 732 00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:18,240 Let's season this goddamn fish. 733 00:32:18,460 --> 00:32:19,320 Who the hell was that? 734 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,780 Irish Archie. 735 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:24,240 And Billy and Christy. 736 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,240 Thank you very much. 737 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,340 Scoop is that Newgate is doing the Charleston in Cork City. 738 00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:30,780 Corky the cat. 739 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:31,780 Thank you very much. 740 00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:32,120 Thank you very much. 741 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:32,120 Thank you very much. 742 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,460 One gram. 743 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,040 Two gram. 744 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:37,560 Three gram. 745 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,760 Four gram. 746 00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:39,980 Five gram. 747 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:40,080 Five gram. 748 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,140 And one more. 749 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:44,840 There we go. 750 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,280 That's great. 751 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:46,280 That's great. 752 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,720 That's great. 753 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,240 That is great. 754 00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,760 That's fantastic shit. 755 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,300 That's the best. 756 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,740 That's the best in the West. 757 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:03,080 Right. 758 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,900 Now we need to get some... 759 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:06,400 dill. 760 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,400 I want you to check every outhouse.com. 761 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,080 Oh! 762 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,200 Shit house for that son of a bitch. 763 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:16,800 Newgate. 764 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:17,860 Andy the fuck. 765 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:44,200 Thank you very much for the boom time. 766 00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:45,820 Andy the fuck. 767 00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:46,780 Thank you very much. 768 00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:48,380 Okay. 769 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,120 Let's do this. 770 00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:51,060 One gram. 771 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,220 Two gram. 772 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,240 Three gram. 773 00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:53,820 Four. 774 00:33:54,940 --> 00:33:56,060 Five gram. 775 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,060 On the trout. 776 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,400 One gram. 777 00:33:58,500 --> 00:33:59,180 Some more. 778 00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:01,760 Now let's bring this back. 779 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,980 Slap that down. 780 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:07,600 Grab ourselves some black pepper. 781 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,760 Now let's pepper your trout. 782 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:15,100 You know, you need to pepper your trout nice and fast. 783 00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:15,680 So here we go. 784 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:16,340 Two. 785 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:16,700 Four. 786 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:17,600 Five. 787 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:26,760 There we go. Now take the trout, put it on the tray. Let's take that trout, slap that 788 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:31,600 fish right down on that bake tray, Funtain. Now let's put that in the oven. Note you can 789 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:39,840 use many trays at the same time. Okay, great stuff. Over to the oven we go, right? Bottom 790 00:34:39,840 --> 00:35:07,040 oven bottoms up. Top dial turn that oven on. 791 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:36,640 Let's close that door. Turn the dial. We leave it for 90 seconds. That's very fast for a fish. I would not serve that to myself. But if Ramsay says it, it's okay then that Ramsay is okay. Now let's get our...what the hell are these guys? How'd you crouch? Okay, Peter Crouch. Let's get our lemons. When life gives you lemons, right? 792 00:35:36,640 --> 00:36:01,440 Let's close that shit. Remember we need to close this to keep the ingredients nice and cold. Otherwise they will go off. Now use the knife to cut the lemon into four pieces. Not a pan. You can't cut a lemon with a pan, right? You need a knife. Sharp and tight. 793 00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:32,340 Far further. Thank you very much. Charlie Coffee told me all about you yesterday afternoon. Thank you. Congratulations. You got a son. My uncle said that you and him used to cook the books for the Gambino family before you joined the force. Any truth? Hey, ask me no questions. I'll tell you no lies. Moths are gammy enough. That's true. That is true. 794 00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:45,380 I will not dispute that in a court of law, your honor. Okay, cut. One. Two. Okay, we got three pieces. But if we cut one again, we're gonna have five, right? 795 00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:47,800 Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday. 796 00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:57,420 Mike, thank you very much. And a big shout out to the rest of your family, the Rochers. Thanks, Mike. 797 00:37:00,420 --> 00:37:03,700 Did he say five pieces? Did he say five or four? 798 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:06,100 Fuck. 799 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,640 You're going away to Rikers. 800 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:28,980 Thank you very much. Thank you very much there. Veteran weed man. Four pieces complete. Sweet. Right. Now what do we do with this? Buy a plate. Back of this goddamn place again. Oh, we have plates already. Right. Nice. Thanks for the donation. We got warrants. 801 00:37:30,660 --> 00:37:42,020 Dermot Lopez investigations. Mr. Lopez. Thank you very much, Mr. Lopez. The DLP. You know me, huh? 802 00:37:42,660 --> 00:38:07,380 I'm going to go. Right. What the hell am I doing here? Transfer the trout onto the plate. You can quickly transfer products into a held container even when they're hot by pressing. Use that knowledge to transfer trout to plate. 803 00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:21,680 What the fuck is this? Huh? Is it done? Is that even done? 804 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:38,800 It keeps telling me to buy a plate. I don't want to buy a plate. I got a lot of plates. 805 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:43,120 I got a lot of plates. Hot shot. 806 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,680 Oh, right. I bought one. Right. I already bought one. 807 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,280 Deep plate. Large plate. 808 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,100 Maybe it was the large plate I needed to buy. 809 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:10,720 Basic. 810 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,360 Congratulations. You bought a plate. 811 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,480 Trout is nearly done, guys. 812 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:30,960 Look at that. 813 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,160 Mm-mm. 814 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,240 Black trout. 815 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:41,120 While we're waiting for that trout, we can walk around the kitchen and survey the scene. 816 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:49,520 Maybe we can put these into a nice order because chaos is not good when you're trying to serve the Sousa. Let me tell you that. 817 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:54,240 What are we going to do with this goddamn lemon we cut up? He's just told me to leave it there, right? 818 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,520 Strange kitchen. 819 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:57,520 Strange kitchen. 820 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,640 Strange kitchen. Very strange, Fintain. 821 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,720 Trout. Okay, let's do this. Trout. 822 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:10,320 Right. 823 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:28,880 Trout time, baby. Trout. What the fuck am I doing with this plate? I'm trying to put it on top of a trout. 824 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:42,400 Advanced controls. Shift. Drop. Put container down. Now, pick up product. 825 00:40:54,960 --> 00:41:04,240 Hmm. We've come up against the barricade here. I don't know what's going on here, Fintain, but, uh, I can't transfer the trout to the plate. 826 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:14,320 Hold the plate? Somebody's telling me to hold the plate in the chat. Yeah, I'm holding the goddamn plate. 827 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:28,320 I've been holding that plate for 22 years. Oh, look. Here we go. Thank you very much. Whoever it was in chat telling me to hold the plate. Very, very nice. Very, very kind of you. 828 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,880 You're going away to Rikers. 829 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,120 Mel.com. Thank you very much. Mel.com. 830 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:42,960 Like, we're going to season this shit with horseradish. Make sure you got your horseradish. 831 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:49,760 Remember to go and close that oven door, too. We don't want any fucking Sylvia Plath situations occurring. 832 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:58,560 What we do want is a situation whereby we can season the trout fast and hard with a nice, thick slice of horseradish. 833 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:03,040 Dried, of course. 5G's that shit. The big 5G. 834 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:10,800 One. One, two, three, four, five, G. 835 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,240 You're going away to Rikers. 836 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:17,520 Hey, Brexit 420. And the Dutch Gold Kid. 837 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:21,760 Thank you very much. The two of you guys, sweet angels. 838 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,280 Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet angels. 839 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,080 Now, pick up the plate with the trout. 840 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:37,280 Now, pick up the lemon quarters. Target them and use scroll wheel to expand your pickup range. 841 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,080 Okay, yeah. 842 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:50,080 Now, finally, pick some fresh parsley onto the plate. 6G's. 843 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:57,040 I gotta tell you something. I would've actually done better in reality. I wouldn't put that much of a lemon on a goddamn fish. 844 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:12,720 Thyme dried fresh parsley. Let's do this shit. Over here by the herb garden. We got a little herb situation going on over here. Or is that known in my place of birth? Herbs. 845 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:21,040 Thanks for the donation. We got warrants. 846 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,800 Thanks very much. We got warrants. 847 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:38,880 Okay, C. That's right. We got two. We got three. We got four. We got too much parsley. Okay. Now you need to serve it. Put it on the checkout shelf. 848 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:47,840 Give that to the sous. Compliments to the chef. Me. Click on the checkout app. 849 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,040 Let's take an Instagram snap of this shit first. 850 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:24,400 There we go. Upload that. Slapdash filter. 5,000 likes on Facetube. 9,000 subscribers on Facetube. 8,000 likes on Instagram. And 2,000 yayos. On YouTube. 851 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,720 Okay, we're in. Let's do that. 852 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:39,040 Taste, two stars. Realization time, five stars. Overall score, two stars. 853 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:51,680 Come on, Fontaine. You need to give me better than that shit. Look, I try my best out here. I'm Fontaine-ing hard out here. First day on the job. 22 years in the kitchen. 854 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,780 How many fame points we give for the dish. The better the restaurant, the higher the quality of the dish. 855 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:02,800 You need to prepare to earn any fame. Poorly made meals will lower your fame. 856 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:07,960 To be honest, I was looking at two Michelin stars for that. 857 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,240 I didn't get one. 858 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,760 Guest tip, right? 859 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,760 Guest tip, right? Fame. Guest complaints. Perfect flavor. 860 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,960 Baked trout. Temperature perfect. 861 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,120 Yeah, it's okay. It's not too bad, right? 862 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,040 That's it for today. Tomorrow we'll be open for business. Do your best. 863 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,120 Okay, Victor D'Souza. 864 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,960 Good job, Victor D'Souza. Didn't turn up today because 865 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:45,560 we were under a lot of stress, a lot of pressure in this kitchen. A lot of pressure. 866 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:53,080 Don't go bankrupt. 867 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:57,640 Choose puck. 868 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:03,960 Steady hands. 869 00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,000 Steady hands. Unbreakable plates. Heat proof gloves. 870 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:11,720 I think I'm gonna go for heat proof gloves. 871 00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:17,320 Because I could see there was some hot fish going on there. I don't know whether or not I burnt my hands. 872 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,880 Bit of burning handers. I'm not sure. 873 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,680 Oh, there's even more perks. Look, we can get thermal vision. 874 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:29,160 Connections. 875 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,480 Slow motion. Time rewinder. Busy day. 876 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,200 Let's just get skilled up, right? Let's get skilled up here. 877 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,040 Pick selected. 878 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,080 Steady hands. All right, slide. Right. 879 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:02,360 Day two. 880 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,080 You'd know all about it if you ever worked a day in your life. 881 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:13,720 Welcome. Welcome to Fontaine's. 52nd and 6th. 882 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,400 We're gonna do our best to accommodate your palate. 883 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,840 But until then, sit down and shut up. 884 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,880 Thomas Fox says, "You're no Donald Skihan." 885 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:33,560 I know who that son- I don't know who this son of a bitch Skihan is. 886 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,200 But he's going away to Rikers. 887 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,080 Let's have a look here. 888 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:50,600 I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse for that son of a bitch Nujia. 889 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,000 Dr. Roshin the Booker. 890 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,080 Who likes burgers. 891 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:56,680 Thank you very much. 892 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:02,840 Can I order my burger rare? No, you need to have that well- that shithead needs to be well done. 893 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,120 Because raw beef could be a raw deal, right? 894 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:11,320 Let's pick up where we left off, right? Open up the Skill Manager app. 895 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:18,120 Skills provide you with some small gameplay bonuses. 896 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,160 If you don't spend your skills, some skills become available, blah, blah, blah. 897 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,560 Right, right, right, right, right. 898 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:25,880 Okay. 899 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:39,400 I don't understand. Go back to the perks. Okay, browse right here. 900 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,240 Here you can review already owned perks. 901 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,000 I think that's all. Once you're done, you can exit, right? 902 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,720 That was a waste of time. Thanks so much. Thanks for nothing. 903 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:57,800 Let's get cooking. Yeah, my sentiments exactly. You're telling me to go on Google, right? 904 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:00,840 Ramsey's back. 905 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:07,640 Look at this guy, the concierge. Salmon steak with boiled tomatoes. 906 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,960 Boiled potatoes, I mean. Find a big pot. We need to boil them shits. 907 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,040 Okay, we got a big pot over here, chef. 908 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,840 Big pot diaries. 909 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,520 Fill it with a liter of cold tap. 910 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,400 So we bring it over to the tap machine. 911 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:25,880 And then we can, uh... 912 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,800 Enter it. Enter content, huh? 913 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:35,720 Yeah, I'm trying. Trying, Rams. 914 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,600 Q and right. Okay, Q, Q, Q is right. 915 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:46,520 E is right handle. 916 00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:51,560 Hey, we're cooking here. 917 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:51,640 Hey, we're cooking here. 918 00:49:51,640 --> 00:50:06,280 Hey, we're cooking. We're filling the pot with water. We're gonna boil those spuds. 919 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:18,280 Okay, let's do this. Let's slap that pot down there. Nice. 920 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:22,360 We'll pick up a salt pot. 921 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,280 Now we need to, uh... I don't know how many times. 922 00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:39,480 20 grams of salt. That's 20 grams. Why? Because you got a sun. 10 plus 10 is sun. 923 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,680 Put a little bit of salt down there for the people who couldn't make it. 924 00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,960 We'll leave that pot down there too. Now... 925 00:50:51,720 --> 00:51:00,440 Let's buy two potatoes. One potato, two potato, three potato, four, five potato, six potato, seven potato more. 926 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:12,520 One... How do I buy more than... I wanna buy more than... 927 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:19,800 Oh, you gotta be holding the pot, right? Fuck it. We'll just put one at a time. 928 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,880 We'll get another potato here. I like to do things old school. 929 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,320 I don't like to, uh, do things by halves. 930 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,720 I'm a one potato at a time kind of guy. You know that for thing. 931 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:38,600 Once we've got those spuds in the pot, hold the big pot in your hands. 932 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:46,520 Place it on the cooker. Boil that shit for 120 seconds. It's two minutes to me and you. 933 00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:53,240 Now let's turn that shit up. All right, fetch a salmon from the fridge. 934 00:51:53,240 --> 00:52:01,800 Is that the right one? Yeah, that's right. That's right. 935 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,680 So we had these salmon dawns here from, uh, the river Moy. 936 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:10,840 We impo- imported that shit over from Ireland. 937 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,040 Land of the mystical fairies. 938 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,680 We seasoned that shit with salt and black pepper, right? 939 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,080 Congratulations. 940 00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:26,200 Salmon fillet. You just got seasoned. 941 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,480 Black pepper, gram. 942 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,360 Just one gram. Is that all you- is that all you wanted? 943 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,880 What you wanted? Five grams. 944 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,120 Golden grams. 945 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:47,560 Two, three, four, five. 946 00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,280 Put that shit down. Five alive. 947 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,320 We need our salt. 948 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:58,680 I think this, uh, salmon dawn would be salty enough, no? 949 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,160 Would it be a fish? 950 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,600 Check the recipe for the precise. Shit. 951 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:16,360 Oh yeah, five grams. Three, four, four, five. 952 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:24,920 We're gonna need a frying pan. We need every kind of pan we got going over here. We got a salmon dawn down here. 953 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,360 We got a little bit of water yesterday. 954 00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,040 We got a little bit of water yesterday. 955 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:29,400 We got a little bit of water yesterday. 956 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,360 We got a little bit of water yesterday. 957 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,400 We got a little bit of water yesterday. 958 00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,240 We got a little bit of water yesterday. 959 00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:35,980 Now 960 00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:39,540 Frying pan 961 00:53:39,540 --> 00:53:40,660 There we go 962 00:53:40,660 --> 00:53:45,660 Thanks for the donation 963 00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:47,040 We got warrants 964 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:48,980 Hi Mark, thank you very much 965 00:53:48,980 --> 00:53:49,880 We got warrants 966 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,520 We got warrants 967 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:53,760 Put down 968 00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,060 Enter 969 00:53:55,060 --> 00:54:00,060 How do we put this god damn 970 00:54:00,060 --> 00:54:02,160 I don't know 971 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,580 Okay 972 00:54:04,580 --> 00:54:07,380 Oh shit 973 00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:10,360 We've been boiling these shits for too long 974 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:13,960 Are these done? 975 00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:15,720 Are these done? 976 00:54:17,340 --> 00:54:18,660 I think they're done 977 00:54:18,660 --> 00:54:29,820 Fuck 978 00:54:29,820 --> 00:54:32,320 Let's put this shit on here 979 00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:38,220 Maybe we can do those potatoes mashed 980 00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:40,240 Because they're gonna be too soggy to be 981 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:41,740 A boiled 982 00:54:41,740 --> 00:54:43,020 Just a boiled potato 983 00:54:43,020 --> 00:54:43,480 Right? 984 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,420 Okay, pots 985 00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:49,960 Pots on the plates 986 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:51,500 Pick up a large plate 987 00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:54,400 How come we're buying these shits all the time? 988 00:54:54,460 --> 00:54:55,640 Do we not own our own plates? 989 00:54:55,640 --> 00:55:09,660 Now how we doing here? 990 00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:11,460 Salmon fillet nearly done 991 00:55:11,460 --> 00:55:13,780 What about this guy? 992 00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:14,320 Shit 993 00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,620 We never had any oil 994 00:55:15,620 --> 00:55:16,640 Shit's gonna burn 995 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:25,780 Tilt the bottle? 996 00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:27,600 Tilt the bottle 997 00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:34,680 I'm trying to tilt the goddamn bottle here 998 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:35,400 It's not working 999 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:39,140 Shit 1000 00:55:39,140 --> 00:55:40,120 It's too much oil 1001 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,060 That's too much oil 1002 00:55:42,060 --> 00:55:51,060 Soup? 1003 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:52,620 What do you mean soup? 1004 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:55,460 What's going on here? 1005 00:55:55,460 --> 00:55:56,500 Why is it telling me soup? 1006 00:55:57,060 --> 00:55:57,880 Sam's steak 1007 00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:58,540 Boiled potatoes 1008 00:55:58,540 --> 00:56:04,360 Why is it telling me this isn't soup? 1009 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,240 Salmon filleted 1010 00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:06,780 What do you mean soup? 1011 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,000 What's going on here? 1012 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:09,780 We got a soup 1013 00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:11,460 I don't want a soup 1014 00:56:11,460 --> 00:56:12,480 We didn't know the soup 1015 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:23,360 Ah shit 1016 00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:30,340 The oil has turned the shit into 1017 00:56:30,340 --> 00:56:31,840 It's turned it into a sauce 1018 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:35,300 We got a sauce 1019 00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:45,680 Is it done? 1020 00:56:46,060 --> 00:56:46,860 Do you reckon it's done? 1021 00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:01,280 Put the plate on the shelf 1022 00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:02,560 Use the app to pick the order 1023 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:03,460 You're about to complete 1024 00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:03,800 Right 1025 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:10,900 In you go 1026 00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:13,560 Wow 1027 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,780 Hey we got a good score there 1028 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,240 We got a great score 1029 00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:22,600 Three star taste 1030 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,460 Five star realization time 1031 00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:27,180 Overall three stars 1032 00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:28,900 And our fame points 1033 00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:30,680 Went up a little bit there 1034 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:32,880 Very very nice 1035 00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:36,680 Eight minute dish 1036 00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,240 Guest is pleased 1037 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:39,120 Any complaints? 1038 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:40,600 Oh flavors 1039 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,840 Too much oil 1040 00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:43,840 Yeah we know that 1041 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,460 We had a little problem there 1042 00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:47,800 With Sammy's sunflower 1043 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,920 He wouldn't talk 1044 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,100 So we tried to squeeze him 1045 00:57:52,100 --> 00:57:52,940 A little bit harder 1046 00:57:52,940 --> 00:57:54,880 We bust him 1047 00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:58,060 Won't happen again 1048 00:57:58,060 --> 00:57:59,920 Technique 1049 00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:00,840 Very good 1050 00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:03,200 Heating mistakes 1051 00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:03,660 Okay 1052 00:58:03,660 --> 00:58:05,620 Perfect temperature though 1053 00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:07,380 Can't fault me for that right? 1054 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:15,820 Let's do some soup 1055 00:58:15,820 --> 00:58:17,580 Let's get some soup going 1056 00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:18,580 Let's get a big pot 1057 00:58:18,580 --> 00:58:20,520 And soup this shit up 1058 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,720 Maybe we can empty this 1059 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,180 Maybe over here 1060 00:58:24,180 --> 00:58:25,780 No no no 1061 00:58:25,780 --> 00:58:27,520 Huh? 1062 00:58:28,060 --> 00:58:28,860 We need to empty 1063 00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:30,560 How'd you empty? 1064 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:42,140 Fuck it 1065 00:58:42,140 --> 00:58:42,780 Leave that there 1066 00:58:42,780 --> 00:58:43,720 We won't bother with that 1067 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,000 We'll pick a brand new pot 1068 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,660 We don't know how to empty these pots 1069 00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:47,900 They ain't gonna tell us 1070 00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:49,580 We don't need to empty this shit 1071 00:58:49,580 --> 00:58:52,380 Okay 1072 00:58:52,380 --> 00:58:54,240 700 ml chicken broth 1073 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:56,100 You can tilt the cotton 1074 00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:57,400 To hasten the process 1075 00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:58,060 Of the broth 1076 00:58:58,060 --> 00:58:58,500 Okay 1077 00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:02,080 Okay let's do this 1078 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:02,720 Let's do this 1079 00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:03,440 Let's do this 1080 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:16,820 Oh no no no 1081 00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:24,120 Oh fuck 1082 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,820 Sorry about my language 1083 00:59:25,820 --> 00:59:26,460 Guys 1084 00:59:26,460 --> 00:59:28,980 Alright let's go and dip out 1085 00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:29,520 Some of this 1086 00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:31,000 This soup broth 1087 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,980 Anybody know how we can 1088 00:59:32,980 --> 00:59:34,920 Dip out this soup broth here? 1089 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,680 Does anybody at all know 1090 00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:39,300 How we can 1091 00:59:39,300 --> 00:59:40,760 Get rid of this 1092 00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:41,980 God damn soup broth? 1093 00:59:47,820 --> 00:59:49,080 Does anyone know there 1094 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:49,620 In the chat 1095 00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:50,640 How we can get rid of this 1096 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:51,440 Soup broth? 1097 00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:56,100 Oh it's 1098 00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:57,720 Oh fuck 1099 00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,740 Spilled that shit 1100 00:59:59,740 --> 01:00:01,500 All over the 1101 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:02,560 Kitchen floor there 1102 01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:03,520 Wow 1103 01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,560 We emptied it on the floor 1104 01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:06,420 Anyway that's 1105 01:00:06,420 --> 01:00:11,340 700 ml 1106 01:00:11,340 --> 01:00:14,880 That's 602 1107 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,960 Another 100 1108 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:22,840 And we're out of broth 1109 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,820 We're out of broth 1110 01:00:25,820 --> 01:00:26,940 We don't even have that 1111 01:00:26,940 --> 01:00:29,420 We don't even have enough broth 1112 01:00:29,420 --> 01:00:31,260 To make a soup now 1113 01:00:31,260 --> 01:00:33,760 Son of a bitch 1114 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,600 Son of a bitch broth 1115 01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,300 Makes a pretty good soup 1116 01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:40,020 Now season the broth 1117 01:00:40,020 --> 01:00:41,980 Okay 1118 01:00:41,980 --> 01:00:44,400 What do we use to season this shit? 1119 01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:45,760 Black pepper right? 1120 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,340 Let's have a look at our recipe list 1121 01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:50,240 12 grams of salt 1122 01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:51,760 That's something I can do 1123 01:00:51,760 --> 01:01:01,980 12 grams of sea crystals 1124 01:01:01,980 --> 01:01:05,700 That's great stuff 1125 01:01:05,700 --> 01:01:07,620 Thank you very much Mr. Salt 1126 01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:09,080 Put you back down there 1127 01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:12,880 Black pepper 12 grams 1128 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:19,540 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 1129 01:01:19,540 --> 01:01:23,120 Put you back there 1130 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:26,580 And I think we got 1131 01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:27,740 Cayenne pepper 1132 01:01:27,740 --> 01:01:28,620 Some shit 1133 01:01:28,620 --> 01:01:30,260 Some special 1134 01:01:30,260 --> 01:01:31,900 Spice 1135 01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:34,100 From Cayenne 1136 01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:37,540 Right 1137 01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:38,460 Which is one of those 1138 01:01:38,460 --> 01:01:39,760 Caribbean islands 1139 01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:43,340 I don't know whereabouts 1140 01:01:43,340 --> 01:01:43,880 That is 1141 01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,920 But they make the pepper there 1142 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:49,880 I want you to check 1143 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:50,740 Every outhouse 1144 01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:51,420 Doghouse 1145 01:01:51,420 --> 01:01:52,120 Shithouse 1146 01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:53,360 For that son of a bitch 1147 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,040 New game 1148 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:57,860 Thank you very much 1149 01:01:57,860 --> 01:01:58,640 Where's the Cayenne? 1150 01:01:58,700 --> 01:01:59,480 We got the Cayenne? 1151 01:01:59,620 --> 01:02:00,080 Here we go 1152 01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,720 How much of that shit we need? 1153 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:03,500 Six 1154 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:04,740 Six G's? 1155 01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:05,180 Oh 1156 01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:08,420 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 1157 01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:10,280 Grams of the finest 1158 01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:11,120 Cayenne 1159 01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,480 Thanks for the donation 1160 01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:13,300 We got warrants 1161 01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:14,620 We got a pot to piss in 1162 01:02:14,620 --> 01:02:15,860 Clone named Gipsow 1163 01:02:15,860 --> 01:02:16,920 Thank you very much 1164 01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,560 Big pot 1165 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,780 Of chicken broth 1166 01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:23,520 Eight tomatoes 1167 01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:24,320 To the big pot 1168 01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:25,920 Let's bring this shit over here 1169 01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,740 Slap that down there 1170 01:02:27,740 --> 01:02:30,220 Let's grab our tomatoes 1171 01:02:30,220 --> 01:02:32,060 Maybe we can bring the pot over 1172 01:02:32,060 --> 01:02:33,120 And put them in 1173 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:36,320 Let's have a look here 1174 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:40,200 Eight tomatoes 1175 01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:42,080 Eight 1176 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:43,640 One 1177 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:44,200 Two 1178 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:44,800 Three 1179 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:45,560 Four 1180 01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:46,280 Five 1181 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:47,000 Six 1182 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,240 Seven 1183 01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:49,040 Eight 1184 01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:50,160 Right 1185 01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,100 We need one 1186 01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:52,100 Onion 1187 01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:54,820 That's a limon 1188 01:02:54,820 --> 01:02:55,880 An onion 1189 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:56,500 Here we go 1190 01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:57,820 120 grams 1191 01:02:57,820 --> 01:02:59,080 One cent 1192 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:00,200 Per head 1193 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,900 Place the pot 1194 01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:02,520 On the cooker 1195 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,000 Do we not have to 1196 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:04,880 Blend this shit? 1197 01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:06,820 Suppose we boil it 1198 01:03:06,820 --> 01:03:08,620 We boil it for us 1199 01:03:08,620 --> 01:03:09,780 And then you can blend it later 1200 01:03:09,780 --> 01:03:10,800 60 seconds 1201 01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,160 Oh my god 1202 01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:13,100 I had the cooking machine 1203 01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:13,760 Left on 1204 01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:16,000 Keep an eye on the clock 1205 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:16,960 Okay 1206 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:22,420 How long did he say 1207 01:03:22,420 --> 01:03:23,420 60 seconds? 1208 01:03:23,420 --> 01:03:24,440 Is that what he said? 1209 01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,520 Can somebody in the chat 1210 01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:28,700 Tell me 1211 01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:30,040 Was it 60 seconds 1212 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:30,940 He said 1213 01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:32,220 The goddamn soup? 1214 01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:33,500 Huh? 1215 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:35,400 Anybody? 1216 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:37,640 Thanks for the donation 1217 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:39,040 We got warrants 1218 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,280 Thank you very much 1219 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:42,020 Cormac 1220 01:03:42,020 --> 01:03:43,760 Cormac 1221 01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:45,900 If it isn't my old friend 1222 01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:47,900 Cormac Malloy 1223 01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:49,760 How you doing there? 1224 01:03:51,220 --> 01:03:52,940 You're going away for a long time 1225 01:03:52,940 --> 01:03:53,900 To send you 1226 01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:55,360 Private jet 1227 01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:56,900 Ready for take off 1228 01:03:56,900 --> 01:03:57,480 At Newark 1229 01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:59,140 Or LaGuardia 1230 01:03:59,140 --> 01:04:00,040 Your choice 1231 01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:04,220 Right 1232 01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:04,720 We done? 1233 01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:11,640 Blend the content 1234 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:12,540 Turn off the heat 1235 01:04:12,540 --> 01:04:14,380 Blend the contents 1236 01:04:14,380 --> 01:04:14,980 Of the pot 1237 01:04:14,980 --> 01:04:21,560 Nope 1238 01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:26,000 Turn off the heat 1239 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:26,860 And blend the contents 1240 01:04:26,860 --> 01:04:27,720 Yeah I'm doing that 1241 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:41,040 That's good 1242 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:41,580 That's good 1243 01:04:41,580 --> 01:04:42,180 Hurry up 1244 01:04:42,180 --> 01:04:43,120 Someone's saying hurry up 1245 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,380 They're getting restless down there 1246 01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:45,420 What do we need now? 1247 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:47,480 We need some of this 1248 01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,160 Goddamn sour cream 1249 01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,540 That son of a bitch 1250 01:04:51,540 --> 01:04:52,620 Is going to be pretty sour 1251 01:04:52,620 --> 01:04:53,540 If he doesn't get his 1252 01:04:53,540 --> 01:04:54,380 Soup on time 1253 01:04:54,380 --> 01:04:54,680 Right? 1254 01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:55,820 So we got to tilt this 1255 01:04:55,820 --> 01:04:56,820 How many mils? 1256 01:04:56,820 --> 01:05:01,120 How many mils of this shit? 1257 01:05:02,660 --> 01:05:03,820 150 mil? 1258 01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:14,320 Is that enough? 1259 01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:16,840 Is that enough? 1260 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:24,060 Hey we got too much 1261 01:05:24,060 --> 01:05:24,740 We got too much 1262 01:05:24,740 --> 01:05:25,180 Out of here 1263 01:05:25,180 --> 01:05:29,540 What do we do? 1264 01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:30,860 We put the heat back on? 1265 01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:32,680 Huh? 1266 01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:36,520 What do we do here? 1267 01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:38,720 They're telling me to put more cream in there 1268 01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:43,200 The clock is ticking here 1269 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,760 Like a sugar palm 1270 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:48,920 Are we pouring that into the fucking pot there? 1271 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:49,380 Is that enough? 1272 01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:51,120 Okay it's gone 1273 01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:52,280 Too much cream 1274 01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:55,600 Too much goddamn cream 1275 01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:56,440 What do we do now? 1276 01:05:57,560 --> 01:05:58,360 Open the door 1277 01:05:58,360 --> 01:05:59,020 Close it 1278 01:05:59,020 --> 01:06:01,020 Put that shit back on the heat 1279 01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:04,940 Take a deep plate 1280 01:06:04,940 --> 01:06:05,860 Place it on a counter 1281 01:06:05,860 --> 01:06:06,280 Right 1282 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:07,240 Sweet 1283 01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,500 Is that a deep plate? 1284 01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:10,140 Is that a dish? 1285 01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:12,240 Is that a basic? 1286 01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:17,540 Take the pot 1287 01:06:17,540 --> 01:06:18,800 Target the plate 1288 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:19,640 Press 1289 01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:21,100 And then press it again 1290 01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:22,240 And hold down 1291 01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:22,920 A while 1292 01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:31,320 We're gonna wait for the soup 1293 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:32,100 It says look 1294 01:06:32,100 --> 01:06:33,740 We need to wait for the bar 1295 01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:35,140 To finish cooking the soup 1296 01:06:35,140 --> 01:06:43,020 We went full cream on that shit 1297 01:06:43,020 --> 01:06:45,400 We ended up creaming 1298 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:46,720 Over creaming our soup 1299 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,240 You never wanna over cream the soup 1300 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:49,420 You're going away to Rikers 1301 01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:50,000 That's something 1302 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,460 Cormac Molloy told me 1303 01:06:51,460 --> 01:06:53,300 And also Mr. Fontaine too 1304 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:54,180 Thank you very much 1305 01:06:54,180 --> 01:07:06,280 No 1306 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:07,180 Let's do this 1307 01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:13,340 No 1308 01:07:13,340 --> 01:07:14,920 We can't fuck this up 1309 01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:17,660 Okay 1310 01:07:17,660 --> 01:07:23,340 Whoa 1311 01:07:23,340 --> 01:07:32,160 Congratulations 1312 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:35,180 You got a soup 1313 01:07:35,180 --> 01:07:38,220 It was made yesterday afternoon 1314 01:07:38,220 --> 01:07:39,820 I hope you enjoy the taste 1315 01:07:39,820 --> 01:07:43,720 Stick that in the oven 1316 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:47,200 Taste four stars 1317 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,720 Time one star 1318 01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:51,400 Score four stars 1319 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,600 Three and a half stars 1320 01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:55,060 Thank you very much 1321 01:07:55,060 --> 01:07:56,360 Mr. Soup 1322 01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:57,840 You got a son 1323 01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:02,260 Really enjoying this 1324 01:08:02,260 --> 01:08:04,580 Tomato soup 1325 01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:05,820 Too much cream 1326 01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:08,480 Tell me about it 1327 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:11,380 Chicken broth 1328 01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:12,120 Not enough 1329 01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:12,680 Hey 1330 01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:14,780 Save it for the judge 1331 01:08:14,780 --> 01:08:16,420 Technique 1332 01:08:16,420 --> 01:08:17,380 Tomato soup 1333 01:08:17,380 --> 01:08:19,260 Wrong amount of product 1334 01:08:19,260 --> 01:08:20,720 Shut your mouth 1335 01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:22,300 Shut your mouth 1336 01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:23,580 Temperature 1337 01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:24,160 Perfect 1338 01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,140 Thanks very much 1339 01:08:26,140 --> 01:08:27,380 You got a son 1340 01:08:27,380 --> 01:08:32,680 Now we're gonna make a dessert 1341 01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:33,740 For this son of a bitch 1342 01:08:33,740 --> 01:08:35,100 Big trout 1343 01:08:35,100 --> 01:08:36,100 I know how to cook that 1344 01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:37,160 Piece of piss 1345 01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:41,860 Let's slap a fish 1346 01:08:41,860 --> 01:08:43,680 On my board 1347 01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:45,060 Do I have to wash this 1348 01:08:45,060 --> 01:08:45,080 Do I have to wash this 1349 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,420 I ain't gonna bother 1350 01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:48,500 Five pepper 1351 01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:49,220 I know that 1352 01:08:49,220 --> 01:08:52,280 One, two, three, four, five 1353 01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:57,740 I think 1354 01:08:57,740 --> 01:08:59,080 I hope 1355 01:08:59,080 --> 01:08:59,080 I hope 1356 01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:14,080 Shit I forgot how to cook the trout 1357 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,280 How do we do this 1358 01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:17,820 How the hell do we do this 1359 01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:22,860 I forgot what goes on the trout 1360 01:09:22,860 --> 01:09:24,860 Dill 1361 01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:25,480 I know dill 1362 01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:25,480 I know dill 1363 01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:25,800 Right 1364 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,620 That son of a bitch dill 1365 01:09:27,620 --> 01:09:30,240 Makes a good fish 1366 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:35,480 Two, four, five 1367 01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:38,480 Sweet 1368 01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:39,800 Savory 1369 01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:40,520 Should I say 1370 01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:45,480 Time 1371 01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:48,180 Do we 1372 01:09:48,180 --> 01:09:49,400 Ah fuck 1373 01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:50,120 Do we 1374 01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:52,120 Where's the recipe here 1375 01:09:52,120 --> 01:10:00,200 Where's our goddamn recipe here 1376 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:04,860 Close that fridge 1377 01:10:04,860 --> 01:10:05,780 You got a fridge 1378 01:10:05,780 --> 01:10:07,260 Thanks very much 1379 01:10:07,260 --> 01:10:10,260 Can somebody tell me 1380 01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:11,960 About what to put on this fish 1381 01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,280 Do I need to put time on there 1382 01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:16,980 Should we stick some time on this fish 1383 01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:23,260 Fuck 1384 01:10:23,260 --> 01:10:23,280 Fuck 1385 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:26,440 We ain't got time 1386 01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:26,920 We ain't got 1387 01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:30,240 The irony here is 1388 01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:31,640 That we don't have enough time 1389 01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:32,900 To try and figure out 1390 01:10:32,900 --> 01:10:35,400 How much time we need to put on the goddamn fish 1391 01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:38,860 Okay 1392 01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:39,600 Pepper 1393 01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:41,240 Shit 1394 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:43,840 Shit I put five grams of salt on that son of a bitch 1395 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:45,840 I think 1396 01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:49,740 No that's right 1397 01:10:49,740 --> 01:10:50,100 That's right 1398 01:10:50,100 --> 01:10:51,680 Bacon tray 90 seconds 1399 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,440 Seasoned with horseradish 1400 01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:59,840 That works out pretty neat for me 1401 01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:00,760 That'll do 1402 01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:05,240 I hope to god 1403 01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:06,860 I didn't put salt on that shit 1404 01:11:06,860 --> 01:11:08,780 Okay time 1405 01:11:08,780 --> 01:11:10,380 We got the time 1406 01:11:10,380 --> 01:11:11,180 We got the time 1407 01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:12,640 We got the time 1408 01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:14,300 Where is the goddamn time 1409 01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:15,120 There we go 1410 01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:23,620 One two three four five grams of time 1411 01:11:23,620 --> 01:11:28,400 And we stick that on a little tray 1412 01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,920 The oven is still on 1413 01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,460 Just think the fucking gas bill is gonna be 1414 01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:35,400 Electricity or whatever the hell it is 1415 01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:37,200 It's gonna be sky high 1416 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:40,120 Bankrupt by Monday morning 1417 01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:43,920 Let's stick this shit in the oven at 90 degrees 1418 01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:44,280 Right 1419 01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:46,560 Because every little bit of trout 1420 01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:48,000 Needs a bit of heat 1421 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,700 So we switch that on 1422 01:11:49,700 --> 01:11:52,320 And we wait for that son of a bitch to cook 1423 01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:53,760 90 seconds 1424 01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:54,760 In the meantime 1425 01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:57,300 When life gives you lemons 1426 01:11:57,300 --> 01:11:59,940 You gotta chop them shits up 1427 01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:03,660 Bring this stuff right back over to the chop block 1428 01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:05,480 Slap it down 1429 01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:07,640 Clasp your knife 1430 01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:09,520 And here we go 1431 01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:10,760 One 1432 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,000 Two Z 1433 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,440 Three Z 1434 01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:15,500 Thank you very much 1435 01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:17,540 Yeah I'm gonna make that 1436 01:12:17,540 --> 01:12:17,860 Nice 1437 01:12:17,860 --> 01:12:22,760 I know we only need five slices 1438 01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:23,420 Right but 1439 01:12:23,420 --> 01:12:25,960 That lemon was a piece of shit 1440 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:26,720 The last time 1441 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:27,420 It was too 1442 01:12:27,420 --> 01:12:28,940 It was too big 1443 01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:29,960 It was too big of a lemon 1444 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:33,440 Let's throw some of a piece of shit 1445 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:34,520 Let's throw this away 1446 01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:35,920 Throw it over there 1447 01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:37,180 We need a bin for this shit 1448 01:12:37,180 --> 01:12:40,980 We need a goddamn bin 1449 01:12:40,980 --> 01:12:43,420 Pick that one up 1450 01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:46,000 Let's see if we can get it in the sink over there 1451 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,640 Nope 1452 01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:50,380 Let's pick this one up 1453 01:12:50,380 --> 01:12:53,120 I'll put it back down there 1454 01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:55,180 Just in case we need a fifth slice 1455 01:12:55,180 --> 01:12:57,480 How we doing there Mr. Fishy 1456 01:12:57,480 --> 01:12:59,960 Still not baked 1457 01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:03,300 Still not baked 1458 01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:05,120 Now we play the waiting game 1459 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:06,560 For Mr. Trout 1460 01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:09,400 Well if it isn't Mr. Trout 1461 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:13,940 The Lonely Donkey 1462 01:13:13,940 --> 01:13:15,080 Thank you very much 1463 01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:17,040 Last I heard that son of a bitch Trout 1464 01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:18,800 Was banged up for dealing time 1465 01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:21,780 I caught him with a 50 bag of time 1466 01:13:21,780 --> 01:13:24,040 Uptown 1467 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:26,080 Yesterday afternoon snatch 1468 01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:29,320 Let's slap that fish back down there 1469 01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:29,920 Actually 1470 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:32,340 Maybe we can put him on a little plate 1471 01:13:32,340 --> 01:13:33,740 Fishy on a dishy 1472 01:13:33,740 --> 01:13:37,200 Let's grab a big large plate 1473 01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,700 We don't want to smash that 1474 01:13:39,700 --> 01:13:40,500 We're not Greek 1475 01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:41,640 This ain't no wedding 1476 01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:43,480 Put that 1477 01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:45,140 That shit on there 1478 01:13:45,140 --> 01:13:51,960 Slap some goddamn parsley on those scales 1479 01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:59,300 Maybe three times 1480 01:13:59,300 --> 01:14:00,000 Maybe pause 1481 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:00,920 Maybe three pause 1482 01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:01,780 Oh! 1483 01:14:01,780 --> 01:14:02,060 Oh! 1484 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:23,860 What are we doing? 1485 01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:29,920 I don't know what to say, Wendy 1486 01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:32,280 I don't know what to say 1487 01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:32,280 I don't know what to say 1488 01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:35,020 I don't know 1489 01:14:35,020 --> 01:14:50,800 What the fuck? 1490 01:14:52,260 --> 01:14:53,720 Can I put it on a new plate? 1491 01:14:54,340 --> 01:14:54,780 Yeah 1492 01:14:54,780 --> 01:15:03,600 Oh, sweet 1493 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:04,900 Very nice 1494 01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:05,380 Huh? 1495 01:15:06,380 --> 01:15:07,580 Why does it keep falling? 1496 01:15:11,180 --> 01:15:12,760 One, two, three 1497 01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:13,260 Hey 1498 01:15:13,260 --> 01:15:15,640 No one's gonna know any different, right? 1499 01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:19,020 That's what you get when you come to Fontaine's 1500 01:15:19,020 --> 01:15:22,980 One, two, three, four 1501 01:15:22,980 --> 01:15:26,460 Fuck it 1502 01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:27,300 Let's do that 1503 01:15:27,300 --> 01:15:28,260 Let's do that 1504 01:15:28,260 --> 01:15:29,720 Let's go 1505 01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:31,160 Stick that in your 1506 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:32,720 In your oven and 1507 01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:33,740 And cook it 1508 01:15:33,740 --> 01:15:35,620 Tell me 1509 01:15:35,620 --> 01:15:37,380 Tell D'Souza 1510 01:15:37,380 --> 01:15:39,160 He's gonna enjoy this 1511 01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:42,200 Sweet as a nut 1512 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,100 Four star taste 1513 01:15:44,100 --> 01:15:47,780 Yeah, there might have been a bit of crud on that from the floor, right? 1514 01:15:48,300 --> 01:15:49,680 Time, five stars 1515 01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:50,600 Hey 1516 01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:51,720 Ironic 1517 01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:53,760 Cause we forgot the time 1518 01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:56,720 At the time 1519 01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:58,040 Overall score 1520 01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:59,240 Nearly four stars 1521 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,480 That's not bad, Fontaine 1522 01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:02,100 Guess complaint 1523 01:16:02,100 --> 01:16:03,320 Flavors 1524 01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:05,660 Not enough horseradish 1525 01:16:05,660 --> 01:16:06,800 Well, that makes sense 1526 01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:08,340 We didn't put any on 1527 01:16:08,340 --> 01:16:09,400 Technique 1528 01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:11,040 Bad cutting 1529 01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:12,320 Of lemons 1530 01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:13,620 Wrong amount 1531 01:16:13,620 --> 01:16:14,920 Of lemons 1532 01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:17,100 Temperature perfect 1533 01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:18,480 Great stuff 1534 01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:19,860 Very happy with that 1535 01:16:19,860 --> 01:16:20,920 Once again 1536 01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:22,380 Another happy customer 1537 01:16:22,380 --> 01:16:23,560 At Fontaine's 1538 01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:24,940 Will be returning again soon 1539 01:16:24,940 --> 01:16:25,740 With a warrant 1540 01:16:25,740 --> 01:16:34,080 Michelin star 1541 01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:34,940 Here we come 1542 01:16:34,940 --> 01:16:35,780 Baby 1543 01:16:35,780 --> 01:16:38,920 Michelin goddamn star 1544 01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:40,400 You're going away to Rikers 1545 01:16:40,400 --> 01:16:41,840 Look at these 1546 01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:43,440 Stars and stripes 1547 01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:44,940 Grid range 741 1548 01:16:44,940 --> 01:16:46,620 Every one of those 1549 01:16:46,620 --> 01:16:47,860 Was a Michelin star 1550 01:16:47,860 --> 01:16:50,760 For my 22 years of duty 1551 01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:52,560 In the kitchen unit 1552 01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:55,340 Stars and stripes 1553 01:16:55,340 --> 01:16:56,640 These colors don't run, kid 1554 01:16:56,640 --> 01:17:02,140 A brave eagle 1555 01:17:02,140 --> 01:17:04,300 Soars across a broken sky 1556 01:17:04,300 --> 01:17:05,900 Rushmore 1557 01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:07,960 The mountain of faces 1558 01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:11,820 The eagle's talons are sharp 1559 01:17:11,820 --> 01:17:13,540 Ready to claw 1560 01:17:13,540 --> 01:17:15,240 Anybody who gets in his way 1561 01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:17,380 Whether that be a communist 1562 01:17:17,380 --> 01:17:20,100 Or any of those 1563 01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:22,420 Chancers 1564 01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:23,500 Out there 1565 01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:24,620 In the far east 1566 01:17:24,620 --> 01:17:25,620 Kim Jong 1567 01:17:25,620 --> 01:17:27,060 Whatever the hell his name is 1568 01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:29,240 We're coming for you 1569 01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:30,040 Kim Jong 1570 01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:32,700 If you think we're missing 1571 01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:35,160 Just ask Saddam 1572 01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:37,440 What went down 1573 01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:37,480 What went down 1574 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,380 You won't know 1575 01:17:39,380 --> 01:17:41,320 Cause he ain't around 1576 01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:42,480 To tell you no more 1577 01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:44,060 Over and out 1578 01:17:44,060 --> 01:17:44,560 Fontaine 1579 01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:47,540 Grid reign 1580 01:17:47,540 --> 01:17:48,540 Thank you very much 1581 01:17:48,540 --> 01:17:49,980 Charlie Goff 1582 01:17:49,980 --> 01:17:51,760 You told me all about it yesterday 1583 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,080 Johnny Wilson 1584 01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:53,940 How you doing 1585 01:17:53,940 --> 01:17:54,740 Tennis racket 1586 01:17:54,740 --> 01:17:57,000 Heard you were going to the 1587 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:57,960 U.S. Open there 1588 01:17:57,960 --> 01:17:59,480 Flushing meadows 1589 01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:03,520 How about we put your head down 1590 01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:03,980 The toilet 1591 01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:05,060 Flush that down 1592 01:18:05,060 --> 01:18:07,280 Into the meadow of pain 1593 01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:09,480 Maybe then you'll talk 1594 01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:09,880 Wilson 1595 01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:13,060 Smash court tennis 1596 01:18:13,060 --> 01:18:14,960 Thank you very much 1597 01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:18,200 Right 1598 01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:19,020 What we gotta do now 1599 01:18:19,020 --> 01:18:19,860 We gotta choose a recipe 1600 01:18:19,860 --> 01:18:21,020 You're going away to Rikers 1601 01:18:21,020 --> 01:18:23,300 Where's the lamb sauce 1602 01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:25,480 Why aren't you whipping the plates 1603 01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:27,060 Okay 1604 01:18:27,060 --> 01:18:28,380 Unlock recipe 1605 01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:29,340 Let's unlock this 1606 01:18:29,340 --> 01:18:30,180 Pork chops 1607 01:18:30,180 --> 01:18:31,140 And baked potatoes 1608 01:18:31,140 --> 01:18:31,600 Mmm 1609 01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,860 Simple 1610 01:18:33,860 --> 01:18:35,820 Ukrainian borscht 1611 01:18:35,820 --> 01:18:38,800 I think I'm gonna go 1612 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:39,820 For the pork chop 1613 01:18:39,820 --> 01:18:41,480 One of my all time 1614 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:42,520 Favorite recipes 1615 01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:43,400 And meals 1616 01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:45,640 I used to eat pork chops 1617 01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:46,400 For breakfast 1618 01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,480 Until I had to stop 1619 01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:49,980 Health implications 1620 01:18:49,980 --> 01:18:50,780 And such 1621 01:18:50,780 --> 01:18:55,060 They were good times 1622 01:18:55,060 --> 01:18:56,520 They were good times 1623 01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:57,380 But they had to stop 1624 01:18:57,380 --> 01:18:58,920 The party has to end sometime 1625 01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:01,240 That's what the doctor told me 1626 01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:02,480 Right 1627 01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:03,260 Cut potato 1628 01:19:03,260 --> 01:19:04,680 300 grams of the chunk 1629 01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:06,880 Let's keep a record of this 1630 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:07,320 Because 1631 01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:09,760 We sometimes forget right 1632 01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:14,800 Is there any chance 1633 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:16,380 We can pin this 1634 01:19:16,380 --> 01:19:17,480 God damn recipe 1635 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:20,500 To our sweet little recipe book 1636 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:26,720 Hold on here right 1637 01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:28,000 Let me take a photograph 1638 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:31,020 Why do 1639 01:19:31,020 --> 01:19:33,080 We need some tunes to cook though 1640 01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:33,320 Any 1641 01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:34,780 Any recommend requests 1642 01:19:34,780 --> 01:19:35,000 For 1643 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,800 Tunes 1644 01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,180 Tunes 1645 01:19:38,180 --> 01:19:38,680 Tunes that you like 1646 01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:39,420 To cook too 1647 01:19:39,420 --> 01:19:47,160 Hold on a second 1648 01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:47,980 We can't do that 1649 01:19:47,980 --> 01:19:48,840 That's fluctuating 1650 01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:51,880 We can't do that 1651 01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:53,160 We got bad internet 1652 01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:54,200 We got upload speed 1653 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,120 We got a good upload 1654 01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:56,480 But we got a shitty ass 1655 01:19:56,480 --> 01:19:57,460 Download speed 1656 01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:59,700 I don't know what that's about 1657 01:19:59,700 --> 01:20:00,100 Tonight 1658 01:20:00,100 --> 01:20:02,000 So we're going to have to 1659 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:02,980 Lay off the tunes 1660 01:20:02,980 --> 01:20:09,820 Pork chops 1661 01:20:09,820 --> 01:20:10,640 200 grams 1662 01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:11,420 Season with salt 1663 01:20:11,420 --> 01:20:12,480 Let's take a picture of this 1664 01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:13,340 So we got to 1665 01:20:13,340 --> 01:20:16,360 Take a picture of this recipe 1666 01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:17,520 In case they try to 1667 01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:19,420 Swindle us 1668 01:20:27,420 --> 01:20:29,220 Scroll that shit down 1669 01:20:29,220 --> 01:20:31,760 Okay 1670 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:34,580 Okay 1671 01:20:34,580 --> 01:20:37,040 There's a radio next to the computer 1672 01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:38,640 Sweet 1673 01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:56,680 We had to buy the borscht 1674 01:20:56,680 --> 01:20:58,300 I couldn't buy my pork chop 1675 01:20:58,300 --> 01:21:03,280 Beat root 1676 01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:03,880 Let's have a 1677 01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:04,920 Let's stick this free 1678 01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:33,380 Is that Liam Gallow? 1679 01:21:33,380 --> 01:21:34,560 It sounds like Liam Gallow 1680 01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:57,980 Sorry that Liam Gallow shit sucks 1681 01:21:57,980 --> 01:21:59,720 It needs to be 1682 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:01,120 It's oasis or nothing 1683 01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:05,360 Let's have a look 1684 01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:07,140 Skip preparation phase 1685 01:22:07,140 --> 01:22:07,420 No 1686 01:22:07,420 --> 01:22:08,400 Let's go here 1687 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:14,100 Let's have a look here now 1688 01:22:14,100 --> 01:22:18,460 Reach fame score of at least 30 1689 01:22:18,460 --> 01:22:23,780 We don't need a tomato 1690 01:22:23,780 --> 01:22:25,000 Let me put this shit back 1691 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:27,220 I'm gonna throw that tomato over here 1692 01:22:27,220 --> 01:22:29,980 I'm gonna clean that shit up from yesterday, right? 1693 01:22:32,220 --> 01:22:33,460 I'm gonna put that tomato there 1694 01:22:33,460 --> 01:22:40,240 Skip rep phase, done 1695 01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:42,480 Shit 1696 01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:46,180 Big trout again 1697 01:22:46,180 --> 01:22:47,660 Okay, let's do this 1698 01:22:47,660 --> 01:22:50,500 This kitchen's a dump 1699 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:52,760 We should've used the prep time 1700 01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:54,680 Why did I skip the prep time? 1701 01:23:00,140 --> 01:23:02,040 This is gonna be a great day 1702 01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:03,520 I swear to God 1703 01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:04,440 Dill 1704 01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:06,360 Five dill 1705 01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:10,160 One, two, three, four, five 1706 01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:11,000 Thanks 1707 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,680 Keep the change 1708 01:23:12,680 --> 01:23:14,160 Time 1709 01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:22,680 One, two, three, four, five 1710 01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:28,540 And... 1711 01:23:28,540 --> 01:23:29,940 Black pepper by five 1712 01:23:29,940 --> 01:23:39,180 Hello? 1713 01:23:39,180 --> 01:23:42,140 Sorry there, we got disconnected 1714 01:23:42,140 --> 01:23:43,660 I don't know what the hell is going on 1715 01:23:43,660 --> 01:23:44,960 We need to get reconnected 1716 01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:46,600 We got reconnected 1717 01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:47,660 I don't know 1718 01:23:47,660 --> 01:23:49,140 I don't have a clue 1719 01:23:49,140 --> 01:23:50,620 Thanks for the donation 1720 01:23:50,620 --> 01:23:52,360 All I do know is 1721 01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:53,320 TK 1722 01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:55,740 Thank you very much, TK 1723 01:23:55,740 --> 01:23:58,860 Hey, I'm trying to cook a meal here, TK 1724 01:23:58,860 --> 01:23:59,960 And you're coming in 1725 01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:02,480 With your sweet, sweet, kind-hearted donations 1726 01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:20,600 Talk about TK 1727 01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:25,740 He's a real sweet guy, not gay 1728 01:24:25,740 --> 01:24:30,100 If you are gay, that's fine 1729 01:24:30,100 --> 01:24:34,260 Thanks for your tip and time 1730 01:24:34,260 --> 01:24:41,320 It's all about that TK life 1731 01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:44,360 The Taylor Keith 1732 01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:45,920 Yeah, baby, alright 1733 01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:49,520 Thank you very much, TK 1734 01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:59,160 Okay, that's enough of that 1735 01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:02,020 That's enough of that 1736 01:25:02,020 --> 01:25:07,140 Okay, TK 1737 01:25:07,140 --> 01:25:08,160 I cannot believe it 1738 01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:09,020 Thank you very much 1739 01:25:09,020 --> 01:25:12,160 Right, what do we got to do with this goddamn trout? 1740 01:25:12,420 --> 01:25:13,540 Stick it in the oven 1741 01:25:13,540 --> 01:25:14,620 That's what you got to do 1742 01:25:14,620 --> 01:25:21,940 There we go here 1743 01:25:21,940 --> 01:25:24,640 Slap that shit into the oven 1744 01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:25,860 Oven is still on? 1745 01:25:27,980 --> 01:25:29,000 Holy shit 1746 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:34,480 Holy shit 1747 01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:36,840 Thank you very much, TK 1748 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:38,020 Now, while we're doing that 1749 01:25:38,020 --> 01:25:38,520 What do we do? 1750 01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:39,000 What do we do? 1751 01:25:39,060 --> 01:25:39,500 What do we do? 1752 01:25:39,620 --> 01:25:41,280 We slice our goddamn lemons 1753 01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:42,140 We know that, right? 1754 01:25:43,580 --> 01:25:46,100 By the time we get to Tuesday 1755 01:25:46,100 --> 01:25:49,800 We're gonna be able to make this meal in our sleep 1756 01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:51,960 So what we're gonna do is 1757 01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:53,640 We're not gonna fudge up 1758 01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:56,740 Our goddamn slicing duty 1759 01:25:56,740 --> 01:25:57,840 Like we did before 1760 01:25:57,840 --> 01:26:01,680 Take that 1761 01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:03,100 Take that off 1762 01:26:03,100 --> 01:26:09,580 Take that off 1763 01:26:09,580 --> 01:26:11,260 Okay 1764 01:26:11,260 --> 01:26:15,780 Get rid of that goddamn knife 1765 01:26:15,780 --> 01:26:19,420 Throw that 1766 01:26:19,420 --> 01:26:20,640 Throw that over there 1767 01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:21,060 Somewhere 1768 01:26:21,060 --> 01:26:22,920 Throw it out that window, right? 1769 01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:26,920 Throw that one out that window, too 1770 01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:29,440 Maybe throw it up there 1771 01:26:29,440 --> 01:26:30,220 Into the fan 1772 01:26:30,220 --> 01:26:31,640 Ha ha 1773 01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:32,860 Right 1774 01:26:32,860 --> 01:26:34,280 Put that shit back down 1775 01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:36,280 Slice this goddamn 1776 01:26:36,280 --> 01:26:38,000 Citrus 1777 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:55,880 Right 1778 01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:58,160 Fish 1779 01:26:58,160 --> 01:27:00,160 Fish done 1780 01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:02,100 Another two seconds 1781 01:27:02,100 --> 01:27:07,820 Thank you very much, TK 1782 01:27:07,820 --> 01:27:09,860 I really appreciate that 1783 01:27:09,860 --> 01:27:11,860 That's gonna go towards 1784 01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:13,400 The Rikers Island 1785 01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:15,320 Continuation fund 1786 01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:17,480 Let's take that tray 1787 01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:19,600 Take the tray out of the goddamn oven there 1788 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:21,400 Slap that on 1789 01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:23,260 Slap that off 1790 01:27:23,260 --> 01:27:28,380 Put that fishy on a dishie 1791 01:27:28,380 --> 01:27:31,180 Large plate 1792 01:27:31,180 --> 01:27:33,180 Make sure we don't smash that shit 1793 01:27:33,180 --> 01:27:34,480 Like we did last time 1794 01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:38,020 Oh yeah, we do 1795 01:27:38,020 --> 01:27:39,120 Put that there 1796 01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:40,000 Put that on that 1797 01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:41,980 Bring her over here 1798 01:27:41,980 --> 01:27:44,700 Remember the horseradish 1799 01:27:44,700 --> 01:27:45,840 That's what we gotta do 1800 01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:48,280 We forgot about that horseradish 1801 01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:50,320 Maybe the horseradish 1802 01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:50,820 No! 1803 01:27:57,500 --> 01:27:58,580 Back on that 1804 01:27:58,580 --> 01:27:59,620 Back on you go 1805 01:27:59,620 --> 01:28:00,160 Sweet 1806 01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:01,980 Sweet fish 1807 01:28:01,980 --> 01:28:05,300 Horseradish dried 1808 01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:06,980 Season that shit 1809 01:28:06,980 --> 01:28:15,360 I don't know if it's three 1810 01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:17,200 Or five 1811 01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:23,760 Is it three or is it five 1812 01:28:23,760 --> 01:28:25,760 For that goddamn horseradish? 1813 01:28:36,700 --> 01:28:37,420 Five 1814 01:28:37,420 --> 01:28:39,280 And then six grams of parsley 1815 01:28:39,280 --> 01:28:44,140 Congratulations 1816 01:28:44,140 --> 01:28:46,920 Mr. Parsley 1817 01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:48,940 You're going on a fish 1818 01:28:48,940 --> 01:28:51,100 So how much we got there 1819 01:28:51,100 --> 01:28:51,940 We got three grams 1820 01:28:51,940 --> 01:28:52,960 We need another two grams 1821 01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:53,780 Of horseradish 1822 01:28:53,780 --> 01:28:56,260 D'Souza ain't gonna like this 1823 01:28:56,260 --> 01:29:00,680 We're done 1824 01:29:00,680 --> 01:29:01,000 We're done 1825 01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:01,360 We're done 1826 01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:03,520 Now let's take this plate 1827 01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:05,920 Slap that parsley 1828 01:29:05,920 --> 01:29:07,380 One 1829 01:29:07,380 --> 01:29:08,000 Two 1830 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,360 Three 1831 01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:13,620 Fuck 1832 01:29:13,620 --> 01:29:14,740 I don't know how many grams 1833 01:29:14,740 --> 01:29:15,800 Of parsley that was 1834 01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:16,040 But 1835 01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:19,160 I think we got too much 1836 01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:23,820 I think we got too much 1837 01:29:23,820 --> 01:29:40,040 Baked trout 1838 01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:42,480 There you go 1839 01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:45,240 Oh! 1840 01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:45,340 Oh! 1841 01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:48,140 We're doing good 1842 01:29:48,140 --> 01:29:48,160 We're doing good 1843 01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:49,960 We're doing real good 1844 01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:53,800 That's four star 1845 01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:55,080 Taste 1846 01:29:55,080 --> 01:29:56,720 Five time 1847 01:29:56,720 --> 01:29:59,200 Four star overall 1848 01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:00,580 Any complaints? 1849 01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:01,600 Perfect flavor 1850 01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:03,360 We dropped that son of a bitch 1851 01:30:03,360 --> 01:30:04,280 Fish on the floor 1852 01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:06,340 Maybe we should have washed our trout 1853 01:30:06,340 --> 01:30:07,580 Before we served it up 1854 01:30:07,580 --> 01:30:09,460 We got a lemon quarters 1855 01:30:09,460 --> 01:30:11,480 Bad cutting technique again 1856 01:30:11,480 --> 01:30:13,020 Shut your mouth 1857 01:30:13,020 --> 01:30:14,420 Perfect temperature 1858 01:30:14,420 --> 01:30:15,020 Of course 1859 01:30:15,020 --> 01:30:19,620 Okay we gotta use our 1860 01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:21,000 Little app 1861 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:23,180 Although somebody is after ordering 1862 01:30:23,180 --> 01:30:24,980 Something 1863 01:30:24,980 --> 01:30:25,800 Is it a soup? 1864 01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:27,120 What do we got here? 1865 01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:27,480 Soup 1866 01:30:27,480 --> 01:30:28,140 Tomato soup 1867 01:30:28,140 --> 01:30:28,920 Let's do this 1868 01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:32,520 Oh! 1869 01:30:32,840 --> 01:30:34,320 The trials and tribulations 1870 01:30:34,320 --> 01:30:35,460 Are working in the kitchen 1871 01:30:35,460 --> 01:30:36,100 Fentain 1872 01:30:36,100 --> 01:30:37,560 Tell you something 1873 01:30:37,560 --> 01:30:38,320 It's uh 1874 01:30:38,320 --> 01:30:40,100 It ain't easy 1875 01:30:40,100 --> 01:30:41,620 Where's our soup pot 1876 01:30:41,620 --> 01:30:43,140 From the last day? 1877 01:30:44,300 --> 01:30:45,040 What do we do 1878 01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:46,300 With that goddamn soup pot? 1879 01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:49,400 We still got soup in here 1880 01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:50,400 Can we reheat this shit? 1881 01:30:51,860 --> 01:30:53,300 Yeah let's reheat this 1882 01:30:53,300 --> 01:31:02,680 How do we know if that's hot? 1883 01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:08,880 Hold on a second 1884 01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:11,200 Is there a microwave? 1885 01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:13,000 Can we just microwave the goddamn soup? 1886 01:31:13,380 --> 01:31:14,180 Let's have a look here 1887 01:31:14,180 --> 01:31:41,700 Right 1888 01:31:41,700 --> 01:31:44,060 Right 1889 01:31:44,060 --> 01:31:45,760 I think that's good 1890 01:31:45,760 --> 01:32:02,160 She's not going inside 1891 01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:07,360 Oh! 1892 01:32:07,360 --> 01:32:07,800 Oh! 1893 01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:13,080 I'm telling you something 1894 01:32:13,080 --> 01:32:14,580 This is bullshit 1895 01:32:14,580 --> 01:32:21,500 I don't know what the hell to do here 1896 01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:23,160 It's a piece of shit soup 1897 01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:26,860 Charlie Goffy told me all about it 1898 01:32:26,860 --> 01:32:29,360 Hosia, thank you very much, Hosia. 1899 01:32:30,140 --> 01:32:31,180 Panty Hosia. 1900 01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:39,380 About earlier on, I said I didn't like Liam Gallagher's tunes. 1901 01:32:39,640 --> 01:32:40,500 That was a lie. 1902 01:32:41,380 --> 01:32:46,540 He is, without shadow of a doubt, one of the greatest musicians of our time and age. 1903 01:32:48,540 --> 01:32:50,640 John Wilson, thank you very much. 1904 01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:53,740 And Fontaine, too. 1905 01:32:53,740 --> 01:32:55,100 And Hosia. 1906 01:32:55,100 --> 01:33:00,100 My God, I don't know if this is... 1907 01:33:00,920 --> 01:33:03,020 This soup is going to be bubbling. 1908 01:33:04,620 --> 01:33:06,080 Fuck it, let's pour this shit. 1909 01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:09,260 Let's serve that up on a plate of thorns. 1910 01:33:12,540 --> 01:33:13,940 Fontaine, thank you very much. 1911 01:33:13,980 --> 01:33:15,660 We got warrants out for your arrest. 1912 01:33:16,460 --> 01:33:21,220 Hopefully I don't get arrested for his crime against soup I'm about to dish out to Sousa. 1913 01:33:21,720 --> 01:33:22,880 I tell you something. 1914 01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:27,080 That son of a bitch, D'Souza, ain't going to know what hit him. 1915 01:33:27,500 --> 01:33:29,040 You're going away to Rikers. 1916 01:33:31,460 --> 01:33:32,780 Don't look beef in anger? 1917 01:33:32,900 --> 01:33:34,140 Thank you very much, beef. 1918 01:33:38,340 --> 01:33:38,740 Now. 1919 01:33:41,320 --> 01:33:44,720 Any tips in the chat there for what I'm doing with this goddamn soup? 1920 01:33:46,500 --> 01:33:52,420 I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse for that son of a bitch, Nougat. 1921 01:33:53,080 --> 01:33:55,300 Jordan Clamsey, thank you very much. 1922 01:33:58,200 --> 01:33:59,380 Let's serve this shit. 1923 01:34:07,380 --> 01:34:08,000 Wow. 1924 01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:10,800 We did it. 1925 01:34:13,800 --> 01:34:14,960 RyanJob62. 1926 01:34:15,620 --> 01:34:18,160 Thank you very much, RyanJob. 1927 01:34:20,900 --> 01:34:22,060 Johnny Wilson. 1928 01:34:22,060 --> 01:34:22,080 Johnny Wilson. 1929 01:34:22,360 --> 01:34:23,540 Back with a warrant. 1930 01:34:23,940 --> 01:34:25,100 Thank you so much. 1931 01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:26,660 You're a cool cat. 1932 01:34:27,380 --> 01:34:28,480 I appreciate it. 1933 01:34:30,480 --> 01:34:31,500 Charlie got. 1934 01:34:32,060 --> 01:34:33,140 Slingbad the dingbat. 1935 01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:36,580 It's raw. 1936 01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:37,140 Thank you. 1937 01:34:39,720 --> 01:34:40,900 Guest complaints. 1938 01:34:41,500 --> 01:34:41,900 Flavors. 1939 01:34:42,360 --> 01:34:43,160 Too much cream. 1940 01:34:43,500 --> 01:34:43,780 None of that. 1941 01:34:43,820 --> 01:34:44,100 Oh, yeah. 1942 01:34:44,100 --> 01:34:45,700 We had the same problem last time. 1943 01:34:46,180 --> 01:34:50,200 We probably, in retrospect, should have made a new soup. 1944 01:34:50,860 --> 01:34:51,440 Well, fuck it. 1945 01:34:51,440 --> 01:34:53,980 Eddie Duncan's crock. 1946 01:34:54,820 --> 01:34:56,000 Thank you very much. 1947 01:34:58,700 --> 01:34:59,440 New order. 1948 01:34:59,740 --> 01:35:00,260 Borscht. 1949 01:35:01,740 --> 01:35:03,340 Simple Ukrainian borscht. 1950 01:35:03,500 --> 01:35:05,940 Okay, we don't know what the recipe is for this shit yet. 1951 01:35:06,120 --> 01:35:07,340 We need to check that shit out. 1952 01:35:08,020 --> 01:35:10,500 Our recipe is sponsored by Dr. Oka. 1953 01:35:11,180 --> 01:35:12,520 Leo Faradkar. 1954 01:35:13,220 --> 01:35:13,620 Nama. 1955 01:35:15,840 --> 01:35:16,800 Irish Life. 1956 01:35:17,720 --> 01:35:18,320 Bus Aaron. 1957 01:35:19,160 --> 01:35:21,880 Let's take a picture of this goddamn borscht recipe. 1958 01:35:22,540 --> 01:35:27,400 Because these cats are going to try and fiddle stick me out of a recipe when it comes to the crunch. 1959 01:35:31,400 --> 01:35:31,880 Now. 1960 01:35:35,380 --> 01:35:38,280 Now I got that recipe on the phone, Fontaine. 1961 01:35:38,980 --> 01:35:42,540 Ain't going to be no chance of me ruining this meal. 1962 01:35:44,820 --> 01:35:46,080 Thanks for the donation. 1963 01:35:46,280 --> 01:35:47,020 We got warrants. 1964 01:35:47,020 --> 01:35:49,260 Donal skiing or no Donal skiing. 1965 01:35:49,440 --> 01:35:54,580 Thank you very much for your kind-hearted, generous, lovely burgeoning tip. 1966 01:35:56,320 --> 01:35:58,300 Sometimes I just stare out the window. 1967 01:35:58,620 --> 01:36:01,280 The lower Manhattan skyline. 1968 01:36:02,200 --> 01:36:10,480 I wonder what it would be like to not have to cook simple Ukrainian borscht for some schmuck down below. 1969 01:36:10,480 --> 01:36:12,540 Okay, what do we got to do here? 1970 01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:15,960 Oh, God. 1971 01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:17,020 I wish I would have prepped. 1972 01:36:17,180 --> 01:36:18,920 Why didn't I prep this goddamn soup? 1973 01:36:20,080 --> 01:36:21,900 Why didn't I prep this goddamn soup? 1974 01:36:23,060 --> 01:36:24,820 Chicken broth, thousand mils. 1975 01:36:24,900 --> 01:36:25,960 Salt, 20 grams. 1976 01:36:27,900 --> 01:36:29,240 Okay, first things first. 1977 01:36:29,580 --> 01:36:30,480 Let's get our pot. 1978 01:36:31,060 --> 01:36:33,880 Let's close that microwave oven door. 1979 01:36:36,680 --> 01:36:39,760 Anybody know how to fucking tip this potty? 1980 01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:50,100 Anybody know how to... 1981 01:36:50,100 --> 01:36:53,100 Shit. 1982 01:36:54,180 --> 01:36:55,980 Our oven is still on. 1983 01:36:56,860 --> 01:36:58,640 I'm going to turn that cooker off. 1984 01:37:00,220 --> 01:37:00,920 Okay, okay. 1985 01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:06,200 Use the bin. 1986 01:37:06,820 --> 01:37:08,300 Maybe we tip that shit in the bin. 1987 01:37:13,040 --> 01:37:13,820 Oh, it's dumped. 1988 01:37:14,140 --> 01:37:14,520 Nice. 1989 01:37:15,060 --> 01:37:15,560 Thank you. 1990 01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:17,280 Whoever told me to use the bin. 1991 01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:19,980 Right. 1992 01:37:20,140 --> 01:37:21,360 Do we have to wash this shit out? 1993 01:37:21,360 --> 01:37:21,440 Okay. 1994 01:37:25,900 --> 01:37:26,500 Fuck it. 1995 01:37:26,760 --> 01:37:28,460 Chicken broth, chicken broth, chicken broth. 1996 01:37:28,460 --> 01:37:35,300 Thousand mil of chicken broth. 1997 01:37:40,540 --> 01:37:42,580 I'm trying to look inside the box here. 1998 01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:43,400 Brow shop. 1999 01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:46,900 Let's buy that chicken broth there. 2000 01:37:47,080 --> 01:37:47,620 Thank you. 2001 01:37:47,620 --> 01:37:47,680 Thank you. 2002 01:37:47,680 --> 01:38:14,420 That's about right. 2003 01:38:15,360 --> 01:38:16,600 980 mil will do. 2004 01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:19,220 Put you in the bin. 2005 01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:20,840 You scum. 2006 01:38:24,480 --> 01:38:25,660 Okay, right. 2007 01:38:26,560 --> 01:38:27,660 What's next? 2008 01:38:28,160 --> 01:38:29,640 What's next on the agenda? 2009 01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:31,620 Salt 20 G's. 2010 01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:37,700 Salt 20 G's. 2011 01:38:37,740 --> 01:38:38,440 Where's the salt? 2012 01:38:40,060 --> 01:38:40,680 Is that salt? 2013 01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:40,740 Salt. 2014 01:38:40,740 --> 01:38:40,740 Salt. 2015 01:38:40,740 --> 01:38:48,320 You won't make any money 2016 01:38:48,320 --> 01:38:50,140 Buying stuff from your own box 2017 01:38:50,140 --> 01:38:50,640 Clone 2018 01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:51,640 I know 2019 01:38:51,640 --> 01:38:52,340 Look 2020 01:38:52,340 --> 01:38:53,720 I'm trying 2021 01:38:53,720 --> 01:38:56,080 I can only piss with the cock that I have got 2022 01:38:56,080 --> 01:38:58,040 So right now 2023 01:38:58,040 --> 01:38:59,300 20 G's of salt 2024 01:38:59,300 --> 01:39:09,320 Okay 2025 01:39:09,320 --> 01:39:13,960 20 G's of black crack pepper 2026 01:39:13,960 --> 01:39:16,040 Crack black 2027 01:39:16,040 --> 01:39:18,380 We got the crack black here 2028 01:39:18,380 --> 01:39:19,580 Let's do this 2029 01:39:19,580 --> 01:39:21,980 20 G's of crack black 2030 01:39:21,980 --> 01:39:23,880 Crack black, let's go 2031 01:39:23,880 --> 01:39:28,580 That's how I do it in the kitchen back home 2032 01:39:28,580 --> 01:39:32,500 20 G's of crack black 2033 01:39:32,500 --> 01:39:35,360 Let's go 2034 01:39:35,360 --> 01:39:37,200 I hit the microphone there 2035 01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:39,640 That would have created a popping sensation in the ear 2036 01:39:39,640 --> 01:39:40,740 I am sorry 2037 01:39:40,740 --> 01:39:41,920 Fucking I do 2038 01:39:41,920 --> 01:39:47,200 Hoochie coochie 2039 01:39:47,200 --> 01:39:50,300 Beat wrote 2040 01:39:50,300 --> 01:39:52,640 600 G's of beats 2041 01:39:52,640 --> 01:39:53,920 You gotta be kidding me 2042 01:39:53,920 --> 01:39:58,260 That's not fucking 2043 01:39:58,260 --> 01:40:01,760 Where's the beats 2044 01:40:01,760 --> 01:40:02,440 Okay 2045 01:40:02,440 --> 01:40:09,520 120 2046 01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:12,940 That's 240 2047 01:40:12,940 --> 01:40:17,700 360 2048 01:40:17,700 --> 01:40:20,480 How many do we need 2049 01:40:20,480 --> 01:40:22,020 Do we need 600 grams of beats 2050 01:40:22,020 --> 01:40:30,960 How many beats is it? 2051 01:40:33,460 --> 01:40:35,040 Do we have to cut them 2052 01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:36,840 Do we have to cut these goddamn beats up 2053 01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:37,660 Before we put them in? 2054 01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:41,660 Should we just throw five beats in there? 2055 01:40:41,660 --> 01:40:41,760 Yeah 2056 01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:55,580 Do we need to cut those guys up? 2057 01:40:58,300 --> 01:40:59,980 120 G's of onion 2058 01:40:59,980 --> 01:41:04,040 Potato 2059 01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:06,760 Well that's just one onion, right? 2060 01:41:06,760 --> 01:41:10,700 70 G's of carrot 2061 01:41:10,700 --> 01:41:13,400 That's one carrot 2062 01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:17,360 80 G's of parsley root 2063 01:41:17,360 --> 01:41:21,540 That's leaf 2064 01:41:21,540 --> 01:41:25,760 Do we need root? 2065 01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:30,320 Do we need to buy just a parsley root? 2066 01:41:30,320 --> 01:41:33,320 Let me put that down there 2067 01:41:33,320 --> 01:41:37,080 Maybe we can buy 2068 01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:38,760 Hurry up 2069 01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:39,300 Someone's seen 2070 01:41:39,300 --> 01:41:40,020 Hurry up here 2071 01:41:40,020 --> 01:41:46,940 Fuck that shit 2072 01:41:46,940 --> 01:41:47,740 We're just gonna have to go 2073 01:41:47,740 --> 01:41:49,300 And parsley root this shit up 2074 01:41:49,300 --> 01:41:50,620 No! 2075 01:41:50,760 --> 01:41:51,520 Back in there 2076 01:41:51,520 --> 01:41:56,180 80 grams of parsley root 2077 01:41:56,180 --> 01:41:57,380 And boil for two minutes 2078 01:41:57,380 --> 01:41:58,940 Come on guys 2079 01:41:58,940 --> 01:42:23,340 Is this too much parsley? 2080 01:42:23,340 --> 01:42:28,180 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 2081 01:42:28,180 --> 01:42:33,140 Oh my god no! 2082 01:42:33,140 --> 01:42:33,980 It's parsley root 2083 01:42:33,980 --> 01:42:35,100 Shit 2084 01:42:35,100 --> 01:42:39,000 Can we take these goddamn leaves out? 2085 01:42:39,360 --> 01:42:40,140 Over time 2086 01:42:40,140 --> 01:42:42,820 Fuck it 2087 01:42:42,820 --> 01:42:44,660 Serve that shit as it is 2088 01:42:44,660 --> 01:42:46,120 We ain't got time for this stuff 2089 01:42:46,120 --> 01:42:47,620 Let's do this 2090 01:42:47,620 --> 01:42:52,660 Back in that shit 2091 01:42:52,660 --> 01:42:54,260 Maybe we can take the parsley out, right? 2092 01:42:54,520 --> 01:42:54,800 Yeah 2093 01:42:54,800 --> 01:42:56,680 Get rid of that shit 2094 01:42:56,680 --> 01:42:58,180 How about that? 2095 01:43:06,760 --> 01:43:08,480 Is it worse to be late with the dish? 2096 01:43:08,880 --> 01:43:10,140 Better late than never, right? 2097 01:43:10,140 --> 01:43:10,760 Yeah 2098 01:43:10,760 --> 01:43:21,360 I'm gonna leave some parsley in there 2099 01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:24,500 Then we're gonna put some parsley root in there 2100 01:43:24,500 --> 01:43:27,760 And we're gonna boil this shit nice and hot 2101 01:43:27,760 --> 01:43:30,560 Two minutes 2102 01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:33,560 Blumenthal 2103 01:43:33,560 --> 01:43:34,040 Blumenthal 2104 01:43:34,040 --> 01:43:46,000 300 mils of the meat in there 2105 01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:50,740 300 mil into a deep plate 2106 01:43:50,740 --> 01:43:58,220 Maybe we can take these goddamn stupid parsley leaves out 2107 01:43:58,220 --> 01:43:58,760 Yes 2108 01:43:58,760 --> 01:43:58,780 Yes 2109 01:43:58,780 --> 01:44:16,300 Oh my god 2110 01:44:16,300 --> 01:44:21,420 Let's get this big plate 2111 01:44:21,420 --> 01:44:26,540 Telling you it's a tough day at the office here in this kitchen 2112 01:44:26,540 --> 01:44:34,340 We're gonna blend it, somebody says anyway, so it's gonna be okay 2113 01:44:34,340 --> 01:44:35,040 Yeah, that's great 2114 01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:39,500 Thanks for the donation 2115 01:44:39,500 --> 01:44:39,960 We got a lot of ice 2116 01:44:39,960 --> 01:44:43,840 Hey, Bojo's son-in-law, thank you so much, Bojo's son-in-law 2117 01:44:43,840 --> 01:44:45,920 That's very kind of you 2118 01:44:45,920 --> 01:44:51,860 Let's have a look here 2119 01:44:51,860 --> 01:44:53,580 I think our pot is done, right? 2120 01:44:57,280 --> 01:44:59,160 A watched pot never boils 2121 01:44:59,160 --> 01:45:00,840 I told me all about it yesterday 2122 01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:03,500 SK, it's a new day 2123 01:45:03,500 --> 01:45:04,960 Thank you very much 2124 01:45:04,960 --> 01:45:06,340 God bless you 2125 01:45:06,340 --> 01:45:08,260 God bless America too 2126 01:45:08,260 --> 01:45:12,060 Now let's pick this shit up 2127 01:45:12,060 --> 01:45:14,320 Stick it over here 2128 01:45:14,320 --> 01:45:17,320 We get our blending machine 2129 01:45:17,320 --> 01:45:19,540 Blending shit 2130 01:45:19,540 --> 01:45:26,180 Hey, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy boy 2131 01:45:26,180 --> 01:45:30,600 The hooligan hoolin' 2132 01:45:30,600 --> 01:45:35,860 Hey, how you doing, Franky? 2133 01:45:36,260 --> 01:45:37,380 Thank you very much 2134 01:45:37,380 --> 01:45:39,300 I think you're doing well 2135 01:45:39,300 --> 01:45:42,460 Thanks for the donation 2136 01:45:42,460 --> 01:45:43,300 We got more 2137 01:45:43,300 --> 01:45:45,000 I think we're done with the blend 2138 01:45:45,000 --> 01:45:46,200 Blendino 2139 01:45:46,200 --> 01:45:49,360 Stick that blender right over here 2140 01:45:49,360 --> 01:45:50,320 We can see it 2141 01:45:50,320 --> 01:45:52,060 Take this soup 2142 01:45:52,060 --> 01:45:53,700 All of you 2143 01:45:53,700 --> 01:45:54,600 And drink from it 2144 01:45:54,600 --> 01:45:55,740 It is my soup 2145 01:45:55,740 --> 01:45:57,140 I give it up to you 2146 01:45:57,140 --> 01:45:59,120 This is the soup 2147 01:45:59,120 --> 01:46:00,400 Of the Lord 2148 01:46:00,400 --> 01:46:02,920 Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling 2149 01:46:02,920 --> 01:46:06,540 Boston Scientific 2150 01:46:06,540 --> 01:46:07,300 Thank you 2151 01:46:07,300 --> 01:46:09,560 Oh, too much 2152 01:46:09,560 --> 01:46:11,600 Too much 2153 01:46:11,600 --> 01:46:13,060 But hey 2154 01:46:13,060 --> 01:46:14,880 We got there in the end, right? 2155 01:46:16,460 --> 01:46:18,160 We got there in the end 2156 01:46:18,160 --> 01:46:29,220 Canceled the goddamn dish 2157 01:46:29,220 --> 01:46:30,360 We made 2158 01:46:30,360 --> 01:46:33,540 Son of a bitch 2159 01:46:33,540 --> 01:46:35,260 Canceled the goddamn dish 2160 01:46:35,260 --> 01:46:37,100 What kind of guy does that? 2161 01:46:37,100 --> 01:46:54,840 Canceled the goddamn dish? 2162 01:46:54,840 --> 01:46:55,640 Canceled the goddamn dish 2163 01:46:55,640 --> 01:46:59,700 Canceled the goddamn dish? 2164 01:46:59,700 --> 01:47:00,560 Canceled the goddamn dish 2165 01:47:00,560 --> 01:47:03,560 Your guest hasn't received his dish 2166 01:47:03,560 --> 01:47:04,920 And has left 2167 01:47:04,920 --> 01:47:07,280 That son of a bitch D'Souza 2168 01:47:07,280 --> 01:47:12,340 I'm sure he'll write something nasty 2169 01:47:12,340 --> 01:47:13,960 On social media 2170 01:47:13,960 --> 01:47:16,440 And the fame of his restaurant 2171 01:47:16,440 --> 01:47:17,440 Of this restaurant 2172 01:47:17,440 --> 01:47:18,420 Will suffer 2173 01:47:18,420 --> 01:47:20,020 Sometimes it's better 2174 01:47:20,020 --> 01:47:20,880 To serve a dish 2175 01:47:20,880 --> 01:47:21,680 Poorly made 2176 01:47:21,680 --> 01:47:22,840 Than not to serve it all 2177 01:47:22,840 --> 01:47:28,360 Fucked it up, Fontaine 2178 01:47:28,360 --> 01:47:31,640 Thank you very much 2179 01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:32,620 Tommy Houlihan 2180 01:47:32,620 --> 01:47:33,340 I'm borscht 2181 01:47:33,340 --> 01:47:34,100 For schlug 2182 01:47:34,100 --> 01:47:35,780 Boston Scientific 2183 01:47:35,780 --> 01:47:39,540 We should have used 2184 01:47:39,540 --> 01:47:40,160 The prep time 2185 01:47:40,160 --> 01:47:41,720 To get off the dance 2186 01:47:41,720 --> 01:47:45,000 Heinz Beans 2187 01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:48,160 Thank you very much 2188 01:47:48,160 --> 01:47:49,400 Fuck yourself 2189 01:47:49,400 --> 01:47:51,680 Not you Heinz Beans 2190 01:47:51,680 --> 01:47:52,400 Just the soup 2191 01:47:52,400 --> 01:47:53,980 We might need to 2192 01:47:53,980 --> 01:47:55,060 Clean up the kitchen here 2193 01:47:55,060 --> 01:47:57,140 Skip cleaning 2194 01:47:57,140 --> 01:47:58,160 Nah, we need to 2195 01:47:58,160 --> 01:47:59,040 Clean this shit up 2196 01:47:59,040 --> 01:48:01,400 We got a dustpan and brush 2197 01:48:01,400 --> 01:48:04,060 We've ruined this place 2198 01:48:04,060 --> 01:48:07,880 Can we bring the bin around? 2199 01:48:09,660 --> 01:48:11,240 Can we bring the bin to the plate? 2200 01:48:11,460 --> 01:48:11,680 No 2201 01:48:11,680 --> 01:48:13,840 How do we clean this shit? 2202 01:48:14,900 --> 01:48:15,940 Do we need to use a cloth 2203 01:48:15,940 --> 01:48:16,680 Or a rag 2204 01:48:16,680 --> 01:48:18,060 A sponge or some shit? 2205 01:48:18,060 --> 01:48:19,840 How about that? 2206 01:48:20,900 --> 01:48:21,300 Okay 2207 01:48:21,300 --> 01:48:23,380 Now 2208 01:48:23,380 --> 01:48:31,300 Huh? 2209 01:48:31,300 --> 01:48:32,020 Huh? 2210 01:48:34,300 --> 01:48:35,300 Clean? 2211 01:48:35,300 --> 01:48:35,580 Clean? 2212 01:48:39,580 --> 01:48:40,900 Ah, here we go 2213 01:48:40,900 --> 01:48:44,240 Ah, another day 2214 01:48:44,240 --> 01:48:46,260 Another clean floor 2215 01:48:46,260 --> 01:48:49,160 Disgusting 2216 01:48:49,160 --> 01:48:51,620 Hey, if you don't keep a clean kitchen 2217 01:48:51,620 --> 01:48:53,160 Place is gonna be 2218 01:48:53,160 --> 01:48:54,540 Become a shithole, right? 2219 01:48:55,540 --> 01:48:56,480 Put that in there 2220 01:48:56,480 --> 01:48:59,700 Actually, we spilled some soup over here 2221 01:48:59,700 --> 01:49:01,560 We might as well go and clean this shit up, too 2222 01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:11,420 Ah, another day, another sponge on the counter of life 2223 01:49:11,420 --> 01:49:17,340 One minute 48 cleaning phase time left 2224 01:49:17,340 --> 01:49:19,300 Come on 2225 01:49:19,300 --> 01:49:28,260 What about this shit? 2226 01:49:28,260 --> 01:49:29,980 Clean these feathers up 2227 01:49:29,980 --> 01:49:32,540 Parsley 2228 01:49:32,540 --> 01:49:33,260 We can use them 2229 01:49:33,260 --> 01:49:34,880 Save those parsley leaves for later 2230 01:49:34,880 --> 01:49:39,540 Any more spillages? 2231 01:49:39,880 --> 01:49:40,180 No? 2232 01:49:40,480 --> 01:49:41,900 We can leave this shit over here 2233 01:49:41,900 --> 01:49:44,540 Thanks, but no thanks 2234 01:49:44,540 --> 01:49:46,720 We'll save you for later 2235 01:49:46,720 --> 01:49:48,680 We'll put you in the fridge 2236 01:49:48,680 --> 01:49:53,780 Open sesame, come on 2237 01:49:53,780 --> 01:49:55,920 Tomato needs to go in the fridge here 2238 01:49:55,920 --> 01:49:59,860 Oh, pick up the pieces 2239 01:49:59,860 --> 01:50:02,420 What the hell is this? 2240 01:50:02,520 --> 01:50:03,440 Look, we got a brush 2241 01:50:03,440 --> 01:50:06,120 Oh, yeah 2242 01:50:06,120 --> 01:50:08,580 Now 2243 01:50:08,580 --> 01:50:15,060 This shit is 2244 01:50:15,060 --> 01:50:16,400 Where do you get this? 2245 01:50:16,540 --> 01:50:17,560 Two Euro land? 2246 01:50:23,320 --> 01:50:24,580 Ah, this is a joke 2247 01:50:24,580 --> 01:50:27,140 This machine is a joke, Fontaine 2248 01:50:27,140 --> 01:50:30,760 I'll put you back where you belong 2249 01:50:30,760 --> 01:50:32,280 In your little holder there 2250 01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:35,340 I'm gonna have to pick these up individually 2251 01:50:35,340 --> 01:50:35,900 In front 2252 01:50:35,900 --> 01:50:37,940 Oh, I'm gonna fucking bend individually 2253 01:50:37,940 --> 01:50:41,460 Hey, we got more broken plate 2254 01:50:41,460 --> 01:50:42,900 Than a Greek wedding over here 2255 01:50:42,900 --> 01:50:51,180 I say we got more broken plate 2256 01:50:51,180 --> 01:50:53,000 Than a Greek wedding over here 2257 01:50:53,000 --> 01:51:03,500 You're going away to Rikers 2258 01:51:03,500 --> 01:51:06,660 Pickled onions, thank you 2259 01:51:06,660 --> 01:51:07,580 You're going away to Rikers 2260 01:51:07,580 --> 01:51:08,460 Yeah, you did it 2261 01:51:08,460 --> 01:51:09,460 A food critic wants to 2262 01:51:09,460 --> 01:51:10,860 The critic is here 2263 01:51:10,860 --> 01:51:12,160 Focus on his order score 2264 01:51:12,160 --> 01:51:13,220 At least four stars 2265 01:51:13,220 --> 01:51:14,440 Passed his exam 2266 01:51:14,440 --> 01:51:17,860 Okay, let's do this 2267 01:51:17,860 --> 01:51:19,440 We got a food critic 2268 01:51:19,440 --> 01:51:22,240 Tomorrow we're getting inspected 2269 01:51:22,240 --> 01:51:25,180 It's a great chance 2270 01:51:25,180 --> 01:51:26,820 To raise our fame game 2271 01:51:26,820 --> 01:51:27,900 This is gonna be 2272 01:51:27,900 --> 01:51:28,880 Look 2273 01:51:28,880 --> 01:51:31,780 Today is gonna be 2274 01:51:31,780 --> 01:51:34,980 A complete hardball 2275 01:51:34,980 --> 01:51:37,620 I don't know how it's gonna come off 2276 01:51:37,620 --> 01:51:39,180 I've been working the kitchen 2277 01:51:39,180 --> 01:51:40,320 For two days now 2278 01:51:40,320 --> 01:51:41,960 All I know how to do 2279 01:51:41,960 --> 01:51:43,640 Is make trout 2280 01:51:43,640 --> 01:51:45,260 Salmon dons 2281 01:51:45,260 --> 01:51:46,380 Borscht 2282 01:51:46,380 --> 01:51:47,300 Tomato soup 2283 01:51:47,300 --> 01:51:49,840 If this critic comes into my restaurant 2284 01:51:49,840 --> 01:51:51,940 Looking for something special 2285 01:51:51,940 --> 01:51:53,120 I'm Goosed 2286 01:51:53,120 --> 01:51:54,280 I don't know what to do 2287 01:51:54,280 --> 01:51:55,420 My Goose is cooked 2288 01:51:55,420 --> 01:52:03,000 Choose skills 2289 01:52:03,000 --> 01:52:07,520 Level up 2290 01:52:07,520 --> 01:52:09,060 Cheaper product 2291 01:52:09,060 --> 01:52:09,920 Cook a Goose 2292 01:52:09,920 --> 01:52:12,300 Thomas Fox says cook a Goose 2293 01:52:12,300 --> 01:52:12,920 We don't have that 2294 01:52:12,920 --> 01:52:14,340 Dish income boost 2295 01:52:14,340 --> 01:52:25,820 Let's have a look 2296 01:52:25,820 --> 01:52:26,060 Let's have a look here 2297 01:52:26,060 --> 01:52:29,720 This is boring 2298 01:52:29,720 --> 01:52:30,920 This bit is boring 2299 01:52:30,920 --> 01:52:36,880 Let's go for cheaper products 2300 01:52:36,880 --> 01:52:41,060 Pardon me there 2301 01:52:41,060 --> 01:52:43,820 Let's go for 2302 01:52:43,820 --> 01:52:47,860 Let's go for another 2303 01:52:47,860 --> 01:52:49,700 Level that shit up there 2304 01:52:49,700 --> 01:52:51,160 Dish income boost 2305 01:52:51,160 --> 01:52:52,400 Oh we can't do that 2306 01:52:52,400 --> 01:52:53,820 Do that 2307 01:52:53,820 --> 01:52:55,040 Do that 2308 01:52:55,040 --> 01:52:55,880 There we go 2309 01:52:55,880 --> 01:52:57,120 Start the next day 2310 01:52:57,120 --> 01:52:59,620 Right 2311 01:52:59,620 --> 01:53:01,560 Let's do this 2312 01:53:01,560 --> 01:53:05,460 Today's a great opportunity 2313 01:53:05,460 --> 01:53:07,500 To demonstrate your amazing skills 2314 01:53:07,500 --> 01:53:08,660 Hope you are ready 2315 01:53:08,660 --> 01:53:10,000 Within an hour 2316 01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:11,640 We'll be open for beers 2317 01:53:11,640 --> 01:53:14,080 Use that time to get ready for work 2318 01:53:14,080 --> 01:53:15,440 I had the food critic 2319 01:53:15,440 --> 01:53:16,760 We'll be here in four hours 2320 01:53:16,760 --> 01:53:17,840 Very nice 2321 01:53:17,840 --> 01:53:19,800 Very very nice 2322 01:53:19,800 --> 01:53:21,260 Okay let's empty this shit 2323 01:53:21,260 --> 01:53:25,540 Maybe we can tip that down the bin here 2324 01:53:25,540 --> 01:53:25,840 Right 2325 01:53:25,840 --> 01:53:26,840 Huh 2326 01:53:26,840 --> 01:53:28,600 No 2327 01:53:28,600 --> 01:53:33,200 Dump 2328 01:53:33,200 --> 01:53:34,380 Oh we can't 2329 01:53:34,380 --> 01:53:35,560 Do we have to clean this 2330 01:53:35,560 --> 01:53:39,660 I ain't too bothered about cleaning shit 2331 01:53:39,660 --> 01:53:42,820 Deep plate basic 2332 01:53:42,820 --> 01:53:43,840 We'll put that back 2333 01:53:43,840 --> 01:53:45,480 Where it belongs 2334 01:53:45,480 --> 01:53:52,740 Finish cleaning 2335 01:53:52,740 --> 01:53:53,240 Dump 2336 01:53:53,240 --> 01:53:53,540 Okay 2337 01:53:53,540 --> 01:53:55,080 The inspector is coming 2338 01:53:55,080 --> 01:53:57,660 Hopefully we don't have any rats 2339 01:53:57,660 --> 01:54:00,580 Why did I smash that soup off the wall 2340 01:54:00,580 --> 01:54:03,160 It was a blind rage 2341 01:54:03,160 --> 01:54:04,800 Which shouldn't have happened 2342 01:54:04,800 --> 01:54:06,240 Mr. Inspector 2343 01:54:06,240 --> 01:54:08,340 The inspector deck 2344 01:54:08,340 --> 01:54:09,920 He sit there 2345 01:54:09,920 --> 01:54:10,560 He watch you 2346 01:54:10,560 --> 01:54:11,100 Know you 2347 01:54:11,100 --> 01:54:12,620 He knows you're lying 2348 01:54:12,620 --> 01:54:13,480 Because he's an inspector 2349 01:54:13,480 --> 01:54:13,820 Right 2350 01:54:13,820 --> 01:54:15,580 He's seen you play yourself 2351 01:54:15,580 --> 01:54:16,360 All that shit 2352 01:54:16,360 --> 01:54:18,700 He sends you to court after that 2353 01:54:18,700 --> 01:54:20,380 Because he's the inspector 2354 01:54:20,380 --> 01:54:24,080 He's a psychopathic thinker 2355 01:54:24,080 --> 01:54:24,480 That's the 2356 01:54:24,480 --> 01:54:25,560 That's baby you 2357 01:54:25,560 --> 01:54:27,060 Okay 2358 01:54:27,060 --> 01:54:31,780 Let's go 2359 01:54:31,780 --> 01:54:32,060 Let's go 2360 01:54:32,060 --> 01:54:33,180 Put that shit in there 2361 01:54:33,180 --> 01:54:35,000 Pick the fish up off the floor 2362 01:54:35,000 --> 01:54:36,280 Is there any more fish on the floor? 2363 01:54:36,340 --> 01:54:37,240 I don't think there is 2364 01:54:37,240 --> 01:54:39,180 We need to get this cloth 2365 01:54:39,180 --> 01:54:41,680 Get rid of this goddamn 2366 01:54:41,680 --> 01:54:43,400 Borscht 2367 01:54:43,400 --> 01:54:45,560 That we put down on the floor there 2368 01:54:45,560 --> 01:54:47,560 Look officer 2369 01:54:47,560 --> 01:54:48,200 It was a 2370 01:54:48,200 --> 01:54:50,740 It was a blind rage 2371 01:54:50,740 --> 01:54:51,620 Of Borscht 2372 01:54:51,620 --> 01:54:55,520 What can I say? 2373 01:54:56,880 --> 01:54:58,740 I make a mean Borscht 2374 01:54:58,740 --> 01:55:04,540 Put that shit over there 2375 01:55:04,540 --> 01:55:06,260 Back in that sink 2376 01:55:06,260 --> 01:55:10,100 Clean 2377 01:55:10,100 --> 01:55:11,360 Do we clean this shit? 2378 01:55:11,680 --> 01:55:12,100 Dump 2379 01:55:12,100 --> 01:55:14,220 I suppose when you take a dump 2380 01:55:14,220 --> 01:55:16,420 It automatically cleans the shit 2381 01:55:16,420 --> 01:55:17,460 Off the plate anyway 2382 01:55:17,460 --> 01:55:19,260 Dump this 2383 01:55:19,260 --> 01:55:21,360 Dump 2384 01:55:21,360 --> 01:55:27,860 Okay 2385 01:55:27,860 --> 01:55:29,020 We still left the oven on? 2386 01:55:29,080 --> 01:55:29,720 We have 2387 01:55:29,720 --> 01:55:30,800 Jesus Christ 2388 01:55:30,800 --> 01:55:32,960 We're lucky to still be alive 2389 01:55:32,960 --> 01:55:38,360 We don't want to do that 2390 01:55:38,360 --> 01:55:39,880 All we want to do is pick that up 2391 01:55:39,880 --> 01:55:41,080 Put that over here 2392 01:55:41,080 --> 01:55:42,960 Go back 2393 01:55:42,960 --> 01:55:43,260 Go back 2394 01:55:43,260 --> 01:55:43,640 Go back 2395 01:55:43,640 --> 01:55:46,960 Okay 2396 01:55:46,960 --> 01:55:48,500 Fish on the floor 2397 01:55:48,500 --> 01:55:50,340 Parsley and thyme 2398 01:55:50,340 --> 01:55:53,560 Bit of a plate there 2399 01:55:53,560 --> 01:55:56,500 Stick that in the box 2400 01:55:56,500 --> 01:55:58,140 The box of life 2401 01:55:58,140 --> 01:56:00,860 Parsley leaf 2402 01:56:00,860 --> 01:56:02,680 In you go 2403 01:56:02,680 --> 01:56:05,560 Be a lot handy if we had a dustpan and brush 2404 01:56:05,560 --> 01:56:07,780 Restaurant is open 2405 01:56:07,780 --> 01:56:09,300 We got in the water 2406 01:56:09,300 --> 01:56:11,340 We got some soup down here 2407 01:56:11,340 --> 01:56:13,160 Tomato soup 2408 01:56:13,160 --> 01:56:15,600 Just like Pop used to make 2409 01:56:15,600 --> 01:56:17,260 Now 2410 01:56:17,260 --> 01:56:18,240 We get our pot 2411 01:56:18,240 --> 01:56:20,340 We fill that shit to the brim 2412 01:56:20,340 --> 01:56:22,040 With a nice 2413 01:56:22,040 --> 01:56:22,760 Big 2414 01:56:22,760 --> 01:56:23,980 Jug 2415 01:56:23,980 --> 01:56:25,080 Of broth 2416 01:56:25,080 --> 01:56:26,820 Today's menu 2417 01:56:26,820 --> 01:56:28,480 Today's recipe guide 2418 01:56:28,480 --> 01:56:29,260 Is brought to you 2419 01:56:29,260 --> 01:56:31,060 By Virgin Media One 2420 01:56:31,060 --> 01:56:34,680 Leonardo Varadkar 2421 01:56:34,680 --> 01:56:37,080 The Irish presidential hopeful 2422 01:56:37,080 --> 01:56:39,440 Chicken broth 2423 01:56:39,440 --> 01:56:40,840 700 millis 2424 01:56:40,840 --> 01:56:44,720 700 milliliters 2425 01:56:44,720 --> 01:56:47,480 Of sensualized chicken broth 2426 01:56:47,480 --> 01:56:48,980 I think we can do that 2427 01:56:48,980 --> 01:56:52,040 Okay 2428 01:56:52,040 --> 01:56:53,060 Chicken 2429 01:56:53,060 --> 01:56:53,460 Chicken 2430 01:56:53,460 --> 01:56:57,360 Why did the chicken cross the road, Fontaine? 2431 01:56:58,020 --> 01:56:59,880 Because he wanted some broth 2432 01:56:59,880 --> 01:57:01,900 Now 2433 01:57:01,900 --> 01:57:02,540 Liquid 2434 01:57:02,540 --> 01:57:03,480 Snake 2435 01:57:03,480 --> 01:57:04,500 Chicken broth 2436 01:57:04,500 --> 01:57:05,020 Bye 2437 01:57:05,020 --> 01:57:07,020 Bread 2438 01:57:07,020 --> 01:57:08,580 Bring that shit over to the pot 2439 01:57:08,580 --> 01:57:10,420 Chamber made 2440 01:57:10,420 --> 01:57:12,440 Now 2441 01:57:12,440 --> 01:57:13,500 Bring that over here 2442 01:57:13,500 --> 01:57:15,660 Tip her in 2443 01:57:15,660 --> 01:57:24,840 700 mills, Fontaine 2444 01:57:24,840 --> 01:57:27,020 Otherwise you're gonna be drinking 2445 01:57:27,020 --> 01:57:28,240 Gaspacho 2446 01:57:28,240 --> 01:57:30,540 Down in San Q 2447 01:57:30,540 --> 01:57:31,480 Soup kitchen 2448 01:57:31,480 --> 01:57:34,740 Okay 2449 01:57:34,740 --> 01:57:37,980 What else do we put in that shit? 2450 01:57:38,100 --> 01:57:38,420 I forgot 2451 01:57:38,420 --> 01:57:40,900 Keep forgetting the recipe here guys 2452 01:57:40,900 --> 01:57:42,480 I'm gonna have to remember this recipe here 2453 01:57:43,200 --> 01:57:53,340 Salt 12, black pepper 12, black pepper 12, cayenne 6, tomato 960 2454 01:57:53,340 --> 01:57:54,980 This is a lot of shit, Fontaine 2455 01:57:54,980 --> 01:57:59,540 Why didn't you take the recipe down before we fucking started this shit? 2456 01:57:59,540 --> 01:58:00,240 Somewhere? 2457 01:58:00,240 --> 01:58:16,100 Somewhere beyond the salt 2458 01:58:16,100 --> 01:58:18,660 Somewhere 2459 01:58:18,660 --> 01:58:19,260 Waiting for you? 2460 01:58:19,260 --> 01:58:22,000 Waiting for you? 2461 01:58:24,000 --> 01:58:24,940 Let's have a look here 2462 01:58:24,940 --> 01:58:26,320 How much salt we got in that shit? 2463 01:58:26,620 --> 01:58:27,700 Does it tell you? 2464 01:58:30,400 --> 01:58:31,240 Oh fuck 2465 01:58:31,240 --> 01:58:32,440 I nearly lost that 2466 01:58:32,440 --> 01:58:35,480 Did anybody see how much salt I put in there? 2467 01:58:37,260 --> 01:58:38,820 We're gonna have to estimate here 2468 01:58:38,820 --> 01:58:51,340 Anthony Fontaine! 2469 01:58:51,340 --> 01:58:53,580 Anthony Fontaine! 2470 01:58:53,580 --> 01:58:59,140 Fuck it! That's enough! 2471 01:58:59,140 --> 01:59:00,340 I don't care! 2472 01:59:06,340 --> 01:59:08,800 Garlic bread, Fontaine 2473 01:59:08,800 --> 01:59:11,080 Do you know anything about that guy, bread? 2474 01:59:11,080 --> 01:59:13,980 You been keeping his garlic in your press? 2475 01:59:13,980 --> 01:59:16,020 Okay, okay 2476 01:59:16,020 --> 01:59:18,380 Stop fucking around and be a man 2477 01:59:18,380 --> 01:59:20,520 Let's do this 2478 01:59:20,520 --> 01:59:26,460 I think I put too much salt in there 2479 01:59:26,460 --> 01:59:27,540 Black pepper 12 2480 01:59:27,540 --> 01:59:30,220 I think I really put a lot of salt in there 2481 01:59:30,220 --> 01:59:33,080 It's gonna taste like shit now 2482 01:59:33,080 --> 01:59:36,420 12 black peppercorns 2483 01:59:36,420 --> 01:59:47,500 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 2484 01:59:47,500 --> 01:59:48,840 Thank you 2485 01:59:48,840 --> 01:59:50,400 No thanks 2486 01:59:50,400 --> 01:59:52,920 Cayenne pepper powder 2487 01:59:52,920 --> 01:59:56,620 We got some of that Cayenne pepper powder over here 2488 01:59:56,640 --> 01:59:57,860 We need 12 grams of that shit? 2489 01:59:57,860 --> 01:59:58,460 We need 12 grams of that shit 2490 01:59:58,460 --> 02:00:04,620 6, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 grams too much 2491 02:00:04,620 --> 02:00:06,500 It's gonna have a bit of spice to it 2492 02:00:06,500 --> 02:00:09,340 Horseradish, we don't need that shit 2493 02:00:09,340 --> 02:00:10,460 Tomatoes 2494 02:00:10,460 --> 02:00:13,160 960 grams of tomatoes 2495 02:00:13,160 --> 02:00:16,320 We have another tomato over there, right? 2496 02:00:23,320 --> 02:00:24,280 Okay, chat 2497 02:00:24,280 --> 02:00:27,920 Each tomato is 120 grams 2498 02:00:27,920 --> 02:00:31,140 We need 960 tomatoes in this pot 2499 02:00:31,140 --> 02:00:34,120 How many tomatoes do we need to throw in? 2500 02:00:35,120 --> 02:00:36,560 120 grams of tomato 2501 02:00:36,560 --> 02:00:38,580 Total, we need 960 2502 02:00:38,580 --> 02:00:39,740 Is that 8 tomatoes? 2503 02:00:39,740 --> 02:00:40,740 Is that 8 tomatoes? 2504 02:00:40,740 --> 02:00:49,660 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and we got one of those shits in the fridge 2505 02:00:49,660 --> 02:01:02,740 So we'll put that back over here, Bud Bacharach, open the fridge, hey presto, Tommy tomato, fresh from Tommy Houlihan's Boiler Room Pantry 2506 02:01:02,740 --> 02:01:10,740 Now, 1-09-on, which is French for onion, do that 2507 02:01:10,740 --> 02:01:18,740 Someone said slice those toms, we're gonna blend them shits, don't worry about that 2508 02:01:18,740 --> 02:01:21,580 Boil for a minute 2509 02:01:21,580 --> 02:01:25,800 This prick is gonna love this soup 2510 02:01:25,800 --> 02:01:28,920 It's gonna make, it's gonna blow his mind 2511 02:01:28,920 --> 02:01:30,660 He's gonna blow the beans 2512 02:01:30,660 --> 02:01:33,480 When he, when he knows what I mean 2513 02:01:33,480 --> 02:01:35,620 When he eats, when he eats what I've been cooking 2514 02:01:35,620 --> 02:01:40,200 Boil that shit up to a nice broth 2515 02:01:40,200 --> 02:01:44,820 Tommy tomato just got out of Rikers 2516 02:01:44,820 --> 02:01:47,660 Sour cream 2517 02:01:47,660 --> 02:01:49,880 Sour cream 2518 02:01:49,880 --> 02:01:51,060 Sour cream 2519 02:01:51,060 --> 02:02:00,160 The fuck, someone's just ordered another thing 2520 02:02:00,160 --> 02:02:03,140 Someone has just ordered another thing there 2521 02:02:03,140 --> 02:02:04,160 We got 2 minutes left 2522 02:02:04,160 --> 02:02:07,160 Come on 2523 02:02:07,160 --> 02:02:15,600 I hope that inspector doesn't come in and swab the counter for Prince 2524 02:02:15,600 --> 02:02:16,880 Because I've been fucking up 2525 02:02:16,880 --> 02:02:19,520 Can we stack plates? 2526 02:02:20,820 --> 02:02:21,500 Fuck that shit 2527 02:02:21,500 --> 02:02:24,340 We put that back there 2528 02:02:24,340 --> 02:02:25,620 Good guys 2529 02:02:25,620 --> 02:02:28,240 I think I saw some parsley 2530 02:02:28,240 --> 02:02:32,080 A sprig of parsley on one of the dishes there 2531 02:02:32,080 --> 02:02:33,020 We need to clean that shit up 2532 02:02:33,020 --> 02:02:33,800 There's too much there 2533 02:02:33,800 --> 02:02:34,720 Look at this 2534 02:02:34,720 --> 02:02:38,060 Boy oh boy 2535 02:02:38,060 --> 02:02:41,260 We're in for a goddamn lecture 2536 02:02:41,260 --> 02:02:44,100 If our main guy comes back and sees this 2537 02:02:44,100 --> 02:02:52,980 Come on sugar 2538 02:02:52,980 --> 02:03:02,420 That's great stuff 2539 02:03:02,420 --> 02:03:06,120 Let's bring you over here 2540 02:03:06,120 --> 02:03:07,300 Put you back on there 2541 02:03:07,300 --> 02:03:09,340 Let you cook for another little bit 2542 02:03:09,340 --> 02:03:12,460 I'm gonna throw that in there 2543 02:03:12,460 --> 02:03:13,020 For the 2544 02:03:13,020 --> 02:03:14,660 Just for the laugh 2545 02:03:14,660 --> 02:03:16,700 There we go 2546 02:03:16,700 --> 02:03:18,140 See how that goes 2547 02:03:18,140 --> 02:03:28,940 Let's get our big, big dish 2548 02:03:28,940 --> 02:03:30,520 Big plate 2549 02:03:30,520 --> 02:03:32,040 Smash that shit 2550 02:03:32,040 --> 02:03:33,200 Watch what you're doing 2551 02:03:33,200 --> 02:03:37,580 Let's put it down there 2552 02:03:37,580 --> 02:03:41,380 Okay, okay, okay, okay 2553 02:03:41,380 --> 02:03:42,180 We're ready to go 2554 02:03:42,180 --> 02:03:42,880 We're ready to go 2555 02:03:42,880 --> 02:03:43,700 We're ready to go 2556 02:03:43,700 --> 02:03:47,440 Come on 2557 02:03:47,440 --> 02:03:57,600 Lovely 2558 02:03:57,600 --> 02:03:59,100 Okay 2559 02:03:59,100 --> 02:04:01,440 Careful, careful 2560 02:04:01,440 --> 02:04:04,800 300 mils, right? 2561 02:04:04,920 --> 02:04:05,860 350 mil 2562 02:04:05,860 --> 02:04:16,840 Shit 2563 02:04:16,840 --> 02:04:17,920 Shit 2564 02:04:17,920 --> 02:04:18,000 Shit 2565 02:04:18,000 --> 02:04:19,220 Shit 2566 02:04:19,220 --> 02:04:19,280 Shit 2567 02:04:19,280 --> 02:04:35,500 Son of a bitch 2568 02:04:35,500 --> 02:04:37,160 That critic 2569 02:04:37,160 --> 02:04:37,460 That 2570 02:04:37,460 --> 02:04:38,820 Hugh Fearnley 2571 02:04:38,820 --> 02:04:39,500 Whittingstall 2572 02:04:39,500 --> 02:04:41,060 Is it A.A. Gill 2573 02:04:41,060 --> 02:04:42,100 Or fucking 2574 02:04:42,100 --> 02:04:43,660 Heston Blumenthal 2575 02:04:43,660 --> 02:04:47,240 Heston Whittingstall 2576 02:04:47,240 --> 02:04:47,900 Or some shit 2577 02:04:47,900 --> 02:04:49,240 Food critic 2578 02:04:49,240 --> 02:04:52,260 Michael Winner 2579 02:04:52,260 --> 02:04:54,580 He only gave me two stars 2580 02:04:54,580 --> 02:05:04,300 Looks like shit, Fontaine 2581 02:05:04,300 --> 02:05:09,240 Flavors 2582 02:05:09,240 --> 02:05:09,300 Flavors 2583 02:05:09,300 --> 02:05:10,040 Flavors 2584 02:05:10,040 --> 02:05:10,760 Flavors 2585 02:05:10,760 --> 02:05:13,180 He didn't want parsley 2586 02:05:13,180 --> 02:05:15,340 That was my special quip 2587 02:05:15,340 --> 02:05:18,440 Not enough cream 2588 02:05:18,440 --> 02:05:18,600 We 2589 02:05:18,600 --> 02:05:19,500 Oh, we forgot the 2590 02:05:19,500 --> 02:05:21,840 We forgot the goddamn cream 2591 02:05:21,840 --> 02:05:27,920 Chicken broth 2592 02:05:27,920 --> 02:05:30,900 There wasn't enough of that 2593 02:05:30,900 --> 02:05:30,900 There wasn't enough of that 2594 02:05:30,900 --> 02:05:31,400 Apparently 2595 02:05:31,400 --> 02:05:32,140 Even though I 2596 02:05:32,140 --> 02:05:34,360 I put plenty of that shit in 2597 02:05:34,360 --> 02:05:37,980 Wrong amount of product 2598 02:05:37,980 --> 02:05:44,480 Okay 2599 02:05:44,480 --> 02:05:47,780 Let's do this 2600 02:05:47,780 --> 02:05:51,660 That was a fuck up 2601 02:05:51,660 --> 02:05:52,800 But it won't happen again 2602 02:05:52,800 --> 02:05:54,020 Salmon steak 2603 02:05:54,020 --> 02:05:55,160 And boiled 2604 02:05:55,160 --> 02:05:56,440 Pots 2605 02:05:56,440 --> 02:06:02,980 Pickled onions 2606 02:06:02,980 --> 02:06:04,020 Thank you very much 2607 02:06:04,020 --> 02:06:05,640 And Heinz beans 2608 02:06:05,640 --> 02:06:06,300 Brothel 2609 02:06:06,300 --> 02:06:07,620 Thank you very much 2610 02:06:07,620 --> 02:06:07,880 Do 2611 02:06:07,880 --> 02:06:10,360 Okay 2612 02:06:10,360 --> 02:06:11,360 Okay, okay, okay 2613 02:06:11,360 --> 02:06:13,300 Salmon steak 2614 02:06:13,300 --> 02:06:13,980 Boiled pots 2615 02:06:13,980 --> 02:06:14,980 We know what we're doing here 2616 02:06:14,980 --> 02:06:15,680 We made this 2617 02:06:15,680 --> 02:06:16,640 A thousand times 2618 02:06:16,640 --> 02:06:17,740 This is for the food critic 2619 02:06:17,740 --> 02:06:23,820 Time dried 2620 02:06:23,820 --> 02:06:28,620 I'm pretty sure that 2621 02:06:28,620 --> 02:06:34,100 Don't forget about the food critic 2622 02:06:34,100 --> 02:06:34,920 Time's running out 2623 02:06:34,920 --> 02:06:36,140 You're fucking telling me 2624 02:06:36,140 --> 02:06:37,860 I'm trying to make this as fast as I can here 2625 02:06:37,860 --> 02:06:41,140 Taking a snap of my goddamn meal 2626 02:06:41,140 --> 02:06:42,340 Because I don't have the recipe 2627 02:06:42,340 --> 02:06:43,040 The hand 2628 02:06:43,040 --> 02:06:44,260 Salmon steak 2629 02:06:44,260 --> 02:06:48,860 Okay, let's do this, Fontaine 2630 02:06:48,860 --> 02:06:50,700 Let's do this 2631 02:06:50,700 --> 02:06:51,580 Salmon fillet 2632 02:06:51,580 --> 02:06:53,520 Seasoned with 2633 02:06:53,520 --> 02:06:56,680 Seasoned with five grams 2634 02:06:56,680 --> 02:06:58,140 Of salt 2635 02:06:58,140 --> 02:07:04,760 Let's turn this volume up here 2636 02:07:04,760 --> 02:07:06,120 I can't hear a goddamn thing 2637 02:07:06,120 --> 02:07:12,940 Seasoned with five grams of salt 2638 02:07:12,940 --> 02:07:13,440 Where are you? 2639 02:07:16,320 --> 02:07:18,660 One, two, three, four, five 2640 02:07:18,660 --> 02:07:19,680 Thank you 2641 02:07:19,680 --> 02:07:23,720 Five black pepper 2642 02:07:23,720 --> 02:07:29,720 One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock rock 2643 02:07:29,720 --> 02:07:34,740 I was reading about the conquest of the new world 2644 02:07:34,740 --> 02:07:35,700 There the other day 2645 02:07:35,700 --> 02:07:42,140 And the sons of a bitches 2646 02:07:42,140 --> 02:07:45,160 Went over and took the land 2647 02:07:45,160 --> 02:07:48,540 They invented smallpox 2648 02:07:48,540 --> 02:07:50,140 Bro, made that 2649 02:07:50,140 --> 02:07:50,140 Made that 2650 02:07:50,140 --> 02:07:50,140 Made that 2651 02:07:50,140 --> 02:07:50,900 Killed everyone 2652 02:07:50,900 --> 02:07:53,420 Then they got slaves over from 2653 02:07:53,420 --> 02:07:55,060 Another part of the world 2654 02:07:55,060 --> 02:07:57,280 Made them grow tobacco 2655 02:07:57,280 --> 02:07:58,880 Sugar cane 2656 02:07:58,880 --> 02:08:01,700 And then peppercorns 2657 02:08:01,700 --> 02:08:02,680 Cay and pepper 2658 02:08:02,680 --> 02:08:05,660 Okay, we need to put this shit into a pan 2659 02:08:05,660 --> 02:08:07,140 Bam 2660 02:08:07,140 --> 02:08:09,320 Take that guy off there 2661 02:08:09,320 --> 02:08:10,300 We've got him for later 2662 02:08:10,300 --> 02:08:11,880 In case anybody wants more soup 2663 02:08:11,880 --> 02:08:12,220 Although 2664 02:08:12,220 --> 02:08:13,820 It's been tainted now 2665 02:08:13,820 --> 02:08:15,180 With that goddamn parsley 2666 02:08:15,180 --> 02:08:16,140 I put into it 2667 02:08:16,140 --> 02:08:17,840 Food critic says no 2668 02:08:17,840 --> 02:08:20,700 Food critic did not like that 2669 02:08:20,700 --> 02:08:24,820 Now we've got sunflower oil 2670 02:08:24,820 --> 02:08:29,740 Shit 2671 02:08:29,740 --> 02:08:40,420 That should do 2672 02:08:40,420 --> 02:08:42,360 That should do 2673 02:08:42,360 --> 02:08:45,980 That's nearly doing 2674 02:08:45,980 --> 02:08:47,120 That's nearly doing 2675 02:08:47,120 --> 02:08:49,500 Fill that with a liter of water, right? 2676 02:08:49,500 --> 02:08:53,440 Wrong 2677 02:08:53,440 --> 02:08:54,760 Wrong 2678 02:08:54,760 --> 02:08:55,520 Wrong 2679 02:08:55,520 --> 02:08:56,280 Wrong 2680 02:08:56,280 --> 02:08:57,000 Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong 2681 02:08:57,000 --> 02:09:04,760 Right 2682 02:09:04,760 --> 02:09:10,780 Turn that shit off 2683 02:09:10,780 --> 02:09:22,840 Blend 2684 02:09:22,840 --> 02:09:23,820 The fuck 2685 02:09:23,820 --> 02:09:24,660 Is that done? 2686 02:09:25,940 --> 02:09:27,120 I think that's done 2687 02:09:27,120 --> 02:09:31,440 Stick our goddamn spuds in there 2688 02:09:31,440 --> 02:09:40,900 Says to boil these shits 2689 02:09:40,900 --> 02:09:44,540 But it doesn't say not to add salt 2690 02:09:44,540 --> 02:09:46,060 But I would always add salt 2691 02:09:46,060 --> 02:09:48,260 When I'm cooking spud 2692 02:09:48,260 --> 02:09:50,120 Oh, it does say to add salt 2693 02:09:50,120 --> 02:09:51,280 20 grams of salt 2694 02:09:51,280 --> 02:09:53,840 20 grams of salt 2695 02:09:53,840 --> 02:09:55,880 Now fridge door is open 2696 02:09:55,880 --> 02:09:56,880 We got an inspector 2697 02:09:56,880 --> 02:10:04,360 Flip the fish 2698 02:10:04,360 --> 02:10:05,900 Someone's telling me to flip the fish 2699 02:10:05,900 --> 02:10:07,280 I don't know how to flip the fish 2700 02:10:07,280 --> 02:10:19,580 Flip the fish 2701 02:10:19,580 --> 02:10:20,600 Can you flip the fish? 2702 02:10:20,600 --> 02:10:20,640 Flip the fish 2703 02:10:20,640 --> 02:10:28,120 Can you flip the fish? 2704 02:10:28,120 --> 02:10:29,800 Can you please tell me 2705 02:10:29,800 --> 02:10:31,180 Can you flip the fish? 2706 02:10:35,400 --> 02:10:36,500 Okay, we're burning 2707 02:10:36,500 --> 02:10:37,980 We're burning 2708 02:10:37,980 --> 02:10:49,680 Spatula 2709 02:10:49,680 --> 02:10:51,080 Someone says use a spatula 2710 02:10:51,080 --> 02:10:52,100 For the fish flipping 2711 02:10:52,100 --> 02:10:58,800 Spatula 2712 02:10:58,800 --> 02:11:05,540 Okay, rotate 2713 02:11:05,540 --> 02:11:16,820 Yeah, there we go 2714 02:11:16,820 --> 02:11:23,180 Put you back there 2715 02:11:23,180 --> 02:11:27,220 Close that door 2716 02:11:27,220 --> 02:11:30,460 Hey, we're cooking 2717 02:11:30,460 --> 02:11:36,260 Pick these shits up 2718 02:11:36,260 --> 02:11:36,280 Pick these shits up 2719 02:11:36,280 --> 02:11:43,580 Thank you very much 2720 02:11:43,580 --> 02:11:45,060 Whoever said use the spatula 2721 02:11:45,060 --> 02:11:50,780 And we're done 2722 02:11:50,780 --> 02:11:52,660 Put you on that one 2723 02:11:52,660 --> 02:11:53,740 Turn the heat off 2724 02:11:53,740 --> 02:11:57,420 Come on 2725 02:11:57,420 --> 02:11:59,060 Get a big plate 2726 02:11:59,060 --> 02:12:00,460 Get ready for this shit 2727 02:12:00,460 --> 02:12:00,460 Get ready for this shit 2728 02:12:00,460 --> 02:12:13,460 Okay 2729 02:12:13,460 --> 02:12:13,560 Okay 2730 02:12:13,560 --> 02:12:24,400 Oh, fuck that 2731 02:12:24,400 --> 02:12:25,340 Put that there 2732 02:12:25,340 --> 02:12:30,360 That's it 2733 02:12:30,360 --> 02:12:30,400 That's it 2734 02:12:30,400 --> 02:12:34,400 That's it 2735 02:12:34,400 --> 02:12:37,240 We're doing good 2736 02:12:37,240 --> 02:12:37,240 We're doing good 2737 02:12:37,240 --> 02:12:49,780 This son of a bitch critic 2738 02:12:49,780 --> 02:12:51,060 Is gonna enjoy this 2739 02:12:51,060 --> 02:12:52,520 I can feel it 2740 02:12:52,520 --> 02:12:52,520 I can feel it 2741 02:12:52,520 --> 02:12:52,520 I can feel it 2742 02:12:52,520 --> 02:12:53,200 In my piss 2743 02:12:53,200 --> 02:12:57,700 Hurry up 2744 02:12:57,700 --> 02:13:00,080 Are we done? 2745 02:13:06,340 --> 02:13:07,080 Hey, we're 2746 02:13:07,080 --> 02:13:09,080 We're trying to cook down here 2747 02:13:09,080 --> 02:13:16,360 I would really like to eat some salmon 2748 02:13:16,360 --> 02:13:17,220 Boiled potato 2749 02:13:17,220 --> 02:13:18,140 Yes 2750 02:13:18,140 --> 02:13:21,180 Thank you 2751 02:13:21,180 --> 02:13:24,200 We got a good rep for that shit 2752 02:13:24,200 --> 02:13:26,000 Guess complaints 2753 02:13:26,000 --> 02:13:27,700 Too much oil 2754 02:13:27,700 --> 02:13:30,500 I thought I put one milliliter less 2755 02:13:30,500 --> 02:13:34,960 Heating mistakes 2756 02:13:34,960 --> 02:13:34,960 Heating mistakes 2757 02:13:34,960 --> 02:13:36,640 Shut your mouth 2758 02:13:36,640 --> 02:13:38,480 Maybe I seared 2759 02:13:38,480 --> 02:13:39,680 I overseared 2760 02:13:39,680 --> 02:13:42,400 The salmon dawn on one side 2761 02:13:42,400 --> 02:13:43,740 Perfect 2762 02:13:43,740 --> 02:13:47,640 We didn't pass 2763 02:13:47,640 --> 02:13:49,100 You need more experience 2764 02:13:49,100 --> 02:13:51,780 No one said it'd be easy 2765 02:13:51,780 --> 02:13:53,160 This time will affect our fame 2766 02:13:53,160 --> 02:13:54,280 I'm sure you'll make it back 2767 02:13:54,280 --> 02:13:54,800 In no time 2768 02:13:54,800 --> 02:13:55,380 Yeah, I'll be 2769 02:13:55,380 --> 02:13:56,380 I'll be making it back 2770 02:13:56,380 --> 02:13:59,860 I'll be making it back 2771 02:13:59,860 --> 02:14:01,540 We got below the quota again 2772 02:14:01,540 --> 02:14:02,360 If you won't make it back 2773 02:14:02,360 --> 02:14:02,760 The end of the day 2774 02:14:02,760 --> 02:14:04,200 Food critic won't bother us 2775 02:14:04,200 --> 02:14:07,400 We're no longer taking orders 2776 02:14:07,400 --> 02:14:08,460 Finish what you started 2777 02:14:08,460 --> 02:14:09,560 Get ready for tomorrow 2778 02:14:09,560 --> 02:14:12,320 Skip cleaning 2779 02:14:12,320 --> 02:14:13,420 I have to clean up 2780 02:14:13,420 --> 02:14:14,320 All this shit again 2781 02:14:14,320 --> 02:14:17,940 Place is a joke machine 2782 02:14:17,940 --> 02:14:21,340 Could I not just pick up 2783 02:14:21,340 --> 02:14:23,260 All these pieces in one 2784 02:14:23,260 --> 02:14:35,880 Is there anything left in that broth? 2785 02:14:36,760 --> 02:14:38,340 Man, it's 272 mils 2786 02:14:38,340 --> 02:14:51,500 Keep that cream over here 2787 02:14:51,500 --> 02:14:53,900 Cash rules everything around me 2788 02:14:53,900 --> 02:14:54,340 Cream 2789 02:14:54,340 --> 02:15:08,400 Great day to be a chef 2790 02:15:08,400 --> 02:15:10,860 In a kitchen in New York Town 2791 02:15:10,860 --> 02:15:14,280 Just another day in the kitchens 2792 02:15:14,280 --> 02:15:15,740 Hell's Kitchen 2793 02:15:15,740 --> 02:15:18,080 Golden Ramshackle 2794 02:15:18,080 --> 02:15:23,780 Put these in order here so I can 2795 02:15:23,780 --> 02:15:25,620 Very quickly 2796 02:15:25,620 --> 02:15:27,480 Get to them when I need them 2797 02:15:27,480 --> 02:15:27,760 You know 2798 02:15:27,760 --> 02:15:30,780 If your kitchen's a mess 2799 02:15:30,780 --> 02:15:31,960 Your life's a mess 2800 02:15:31,960 --> 02:15:34,280 That's what my mama used to say 2801 02:15:34,280 --> 02:15:40,480 Put that there 2802 02:15:40,480 --> 02:15:42,360 We didn't get the rat catcher 2803 02:15:42,360 --> 02:15:43,920 Rat catcher never came by today 2804 02:15:43,920 --> 02:15:46,440 To see what we were doing 2805 02:15:46,440 --> 02:15:50,060 I live in fear of the article in the 2806 02:15:50,060 --> 02:15:52,000 Journal.ie 2807 02:15:52,000 --> 02:15:53,840 That tells people they found 2808 02:15:53,840 --> 02:15:55,740 A rat roach 2809 02:15:55,740 --> 02:15:57,040 In the back pantry 2810 02:15:57,040 --> 02:15:58,520 Or a rat 2811 02:15:58,520 --> 02:15:59,660 In the cookie jaw 2812 02:15:59,660 --> 02:16:06,520 But I noticed that they don't have 2813 02:16:06,520 --> 02:16:08,820 Those establishments that do get done 2814 02:16:08,820 --> 02:16:12,660 They don't have fancy names like Fentains 2815 02:16:12,660 --> 02:16:16,200 They have names like 2816 02:16:16,200 --> 02:16:20,280 Yum Yum Chicken House 2817 02:16:20,280 --> 02:16:21,200 Or 2818 02:16:21,200 --> 02:16:27,400 Spice World 2819 02:16:27,400 --> 02:16:35,420 Or the Nosh Shack 2820 02:16:35,420 --> 02:16:37,620 Right 2821 02:16:37,620 --> 02:16:39,200 Let's go ahead and skip clean 2822 02:16:39,200 --> 02:16:40,340 No no we're doing okay 2823 02:16:40,340 --> 02:16:42,640 Probably a few more sprigs of parsley down here 2824 02:16:42,640 --> 02:16:43,740 From the last day 2825 02:16:43,740 --> 02:16:48,500 It'd be great to have a dustpan and brush 2826 02:16:48,500 --> 02:16:49,900 I gotta tell you that for nothing 2827 02:16:49,900 --> 02:16:54,660 I miss the days of the dustpan and the brush 2828 02:16:54,660 --> 02:16:59,920 We used to go sweeping around the back alleys 2829 02:16:59,920 --> 02:17:03,880 Fill that dustpan right up to the brim 2830 02:17:03,880 --> 02:17:04,880 We'd sell that then 2831 02:17:04,880 --> 02:17:06,400 Down 26th and 9th 2832 02:17:06,400 --> 02:17:08,880 For parsley sprigs 2833 02:17:08,880 --> 02:17:12,560 And we'd take those parsley sprigs down to Battery Park 2834 02:17:12,560 --> 02:17:14,620 Sprinkle them on the ground 2835 02:17:14,620 --> 02:17:16,520 And wait for moonlight 2836 02:17:16,520 --> 02:17:18,640 Once moonlight arose 2837 02:17:18,640 --> 02:17:21,140 It was time to play darts 2838 02:17:21,140 --> 02:17:22,720 Let's 2839 02:17:22,720 --> 02:17:24,480 Play darts 2840 02:17:24,480 --> 02:17:27,900 Where's the darts? 2841 02:17:42,240 --> 02:17:43,520 Where's my knives? 2842 02:17:51,200 --> 02:17:52,240 Take a knife 2843 02:17:52,240 --> 02:17:53,220 Hope for the best 2844 02:17:53,220 --> 02:17:54,340 As my girlfriend says 2845 02:17:54,340 --> 02:17:55,560 The shape doesn't matter 2846 02:17:55,560 --> 02:17:57,240 As long as the size is right 2847 02:17:57,240 --> 02:17:59,440 Alright okay 2848 02:17:59,440 --> 02:18:03,020 Day four 2849 02:18:03,020 --> 02:18:03,720 Here we go 2850 02:18:03,720 --> 02:18:08,820 It's my fourth day 2851 02:18:08,820 --> 02:18:09,880 Working in the kitchen 2852 02:18:09,880 --> 02:18:11,080 What can I say? 2853 02:18:11,520 --> 02:18:13,320 I never expected it to be easy 2854 02:18:13,320 --> 02:18:14,600 Yesterday 2855 02:18:14,600 --> 02:18:17,080 We had a food critic in the house 2856 02:18:17,080 --> 02:18:20,000 He said my salmon tasted as shit 2857 02:18:20,000 --> 02:18:22,500 He spat out my soup 2858 02:18:22,500 --> 02:18:24,200 And I told him 2859 02:18:24,200 --> 02:18:24,660 I told him 2860 02:18:24,660 --> 02:18:25,520 Please 2861 02:18:25,520 --> 02:18:26,800 Go gentle on us 2862 02:18:26,800 --> 02:18:28,160 In your lovely column 2863 02:18:28,160 --> 02:18:30,120 It'll be in the New York Post 2864 02:18:30,120 --> 02:18:31,080 Tomorrow afternoon 2865 02:18:31,080 --> 02:18:32,640 Right now 2866 02:18:32,640 --> 02:18:34,680 We gotta fix up the Sousa 2867 02:18:34,680 --> 02:18:36,080 He's got a party of five 2868 02:18:36,080 --> 02:18:36,660 Coming in 2869 02:18:36,660 --> 02:18:39,080 And he's mad about fish 2870 02:18:39,080 --> 02:18:48,460 Unbreakable plates 2871 02:18:48,460 --> 02:18:48,460 Unbreakable plates 2872 02:18:48,460 --> 02:18:49,040 Let's take that 2873 02:18:49,040 --> 02:18:52,300 Cheaper recipes 2874 02:18:52,300 --> 02:18:53,460 Let's take that 2875 02:18:53,460 --> 02:19:06,560 I want you to check every outhouse 2876 02:19:06,560 --> 02:19:07,280 Dog dog house 2877 02:19:07,280 --> 02:19:08,360 Shithouse for that 2878 02:19:08,360 --> 02:19:09,240 Call him more 2879 02:19:09,240 --> 02:19:10,640 Thank you very much 2880 02:19:10,640 --> 02:19:11,600 Fentain 2881 02:19:11,600 --> 02:19:13,100 You got 2882 02:19:13,100 --> 02:19:14,060 You got problems 2883 02:19:14,060 --> 02:19:14,620 Fentain 2884 02:19:14,620 --> 02:19:16,040 I got solutions 2885 02:19:16,040 --> 02:19:18,160 Prep phase 2886 02:19:18,160 --> 02:19:19,840 Prep phase 2887 02:19:19,840 --> 02:19:20,480 Asshole 2888 02:19:20,480 --> 02:19:22,640 Is there any way 2889 02:19:22,640 --> 02:19:23,620 We can brush up 2890 02:19:23,620 --> 02:19:24,160 On our 2891 02:19:24,160 --> 02:19:26,200 Gastronomical skills 2892 02:19:26,200 --> 02:19:27,020 In the two minutes 2893 02:19:27,020 --> 02:19:27,380 Before 2894 02:19:27,380 --> 02:19:28,440 Before 2895 02:19:28,440 --> 02:19:29,760 Spatula babuska 2896 02:19:29,760 --> 02:19:30,400 Comes in 2897 02:19:30,400 --> 02:19:35,300 Recipe 2898 02:19:35,300 --> 02:19:37,760 Skills 2899 02:19:37,760 --> 02:19:38,900 Parks 2900 02:19:38,900 --> 02:19:41,220 Decorations 2901 02:19:41,220 --> 02:19:41,820 Skills 2902 02:19:41,820 --> 02:19:42,820 Recipe manager 2903 02:19:42,820 --> 02:19:43,440 Right 2904 02:19:43,440 --> 02:19:45,200 Not owned 2905 02:19:45,200 --> 02:19:49,260 Gazpacho 2906 02:19:49,260 --> 02:19:51,660 Pork chops 2907 02:19:51,660 --> 02:19:52,580 With baked potatoes 2908 02:19:52,580 --> 02:19:53,960 I think we already got that right 2909 02:19:53,960 --> 02:19:56,040 You're gonna need some new ingredients 2910 02:19:56,040 --> 02:19:59,100 Duck broth 2911 02:19:59,100 --> 02:20:01,360 Steak and french fries 2912 02:20:01,360 --> 02:20:03,040 One of my all time faves 2913 02:20:03,040 --> 02:20:07,240 Looks like we don't have enough credits 2914 02:20:07,240 --> 02:20:07,920 To uh 2915 02:20:07,920 --> 02:20:10,740 Find out about another 2916 02:20:10,740 --> 02:20:15,500 Oh we should have got that 2917 02:20:15,500 --> 02:20:16,880 God damn recipe there 2918 02:20:16,880 --> 02:20:23,720 Yet again 2919 02:20:23,720 --> 02:20:24,920 I'm forced to take a picture 2920 02:20:24,920 --> 02:20:25,580 With my phone 2921 02:20:25,580 --> 02:20:27,020 Until I find out 2922 02:20:27,020 --> 02:20:27,800 An easier way 2923 02:20:27,800 --> 02:20:29,900 Of getting that recipe 2924 02:20:29,900 --> 02:20:30,980 In my back pocket 2925 02:20:30,980 --> 02:20:32,180 So I don't need to come back 2926 02:20:32,180 --> 02:20:33,180 To the god damn 2927 02:20:33,180 --> 02:20:34,560 Laptop each time 2928 02:20:34,560 --> 02:20:37,500 Pork chops 2929 02:20:37,500 --> 02:20:39,040 4 grams of salt 2930 02:20:39,040 --> 02:20:40,140 Black pepper thyme 2931 02:20:40,140 --> 02:20:41,140 Sunflower 2932 02:20:41,140 --> 02:20:44,220 Okay I think we need 2933 02:20:44,220 --> 02:20:45,780 Potatoes and sunflowers 2934 02:20:45,780 --> 02:20:54,220 300 grams of pots 2935 02:20:54,220 --> 02:20:56,400 Let's throw these guys 2936 02:20:56,400 --> 02:21:10,240 Hey it's great to be prepped 2937 02:21:10,240 --> 02:21:11,680 I'm feeling good about today 2938 02:21:11,680 --> 02:21:12,400 I think we're gonna get 2939 02:21:12,400 --> 02:21:13,080 A good score 2940 02:21:13,080 --> 02:21:16,040 Ah chunks 2941 02:21:16,040 --> 02:21:17,360 Oh you need to cut that shit 2942 02:21:17,360 --> 02:21:18,080 Into chunks 2943 02:21:18,080 --> 02:21:19,820 Fuck it 2944 02:21:19,820 --> 02:21:20,900 Might as well cut them now 2945 02:21:20,900 --> 02:21:22,400 Apologies 2946 02:21:22,400 --> 02:21:27,480 How many chunks 2947 02:21:27,480 --> 02:21:28,520 Do you want this shit in 2948 02:21:28,520 --> 02:21:30,000 Two chunks 2949 02:21:30,000 --> 02:21:31,260 Did we turn that 2950 02:21:31,260 --> 02:21:32,100 Cooking 2951 02:21:32,100 --> 02:21:33,520 Cooker off yesterday 2952 02:21:33,520 --> 02:21:36,520 We should have put the soup 2953 02:21:36,520 --> 02:21:37,400 In the fridge there 2954 02:21:37,400 --> 02:21:39,960 Maybe it will go off 2955 02:21:39,960 --> 02:21:40,820 Maybe we need to make 2956 02:21:40,820 --> 02:21:41,820 A brand new batch 2957 02:21:41,820 --> 02:21:43,620 The last one tasted as shit 2958 02:21:43,620 --> 02:21:44,740 So I believe 2959 02:21:44,740 --> 02:21:47,400 Season with salt 2960 02:21:47,400 --> 02:21:54,400 About 6 grams. 2961 02:21:54,400 --> 02:22:00,400 And with that. Okay. 2962 02:22:00,400 --> 02:22:03,400 Shit. 2963 02:22:03,400 --> 02:22:07,400 Shit. 2964 02:22:07,400 --> 02:22:10,400 Shit. Okay. 2965 02:22:10,400 --> 02:22:13,400 Put that knife down there. 2966 02:22:13,400 --> 02:22:16,400 Put that knife in the knife block. 2967 02:22:16,400 --> 02:22:21,400 It's getting tense. We haven't even started yet. We have a minute left. 2968 02:22:21,400 --> 02:22:24,400 We got a minute left guys. 2969 02:22:28,400 --> 02:22:31,400 Let's see who's on the radio there. 2970 02:22:31,400 --> 02:22:46,400 Okay. Black Peppa. 2971 02:22:46,400 --> 02:23:01,400 Season the pork chops. 200 grams. We haven't even got the pork chops yet. Oh we do. 2972 02:23:01,400 --> 02:23:16,400 Season the pork chops. 200 grams. We haven't even got the pork chops yet. Oh we do. 2973 02:23:16,400 --> 02:23:31,400 We have a little bit of pork chops. We have a little bit of pork chops. We have a little bit of pork chops. 2974 02:23:31,400 --> 02:23:38,700 Somebody's ordered soup. I don't even... 2975 02:23:38,700 --> 02:23:44,240 Somebody better order this goddamn dish that I'm making here. 2976 02:23:48,500 --> 02:23:50,200 That music sucks. 2977 02:23:56,400 --> 02:23:58,400 That music sucks, Fontaine. 2978 02:23:58,400 --> 02:24:05,200 That's okay. It's not that bad. 2979 02:24:06,160 --> 02:24:07,660 Let's move this shit over here. 2980 02:24:09,680 --> 02:24:10,200 Seasoning. 2981 02:24:18,060 --> 02:24:20,260 Get rid of you guys. We don't need you anymore. 2982 02:24:20,700 --> 02:24:22,740 What am I doing? I don't even need to cook this. 2983 02:24:24,080 --> 02:24:25,300 Soup. We're making soup. 2984 02:24:25,300 --> 02:24:26,300 Soup. 2985 02:24:32,060 --> 02:24:33,740 This is a fucking joke. 2986 02:24:34,540 --> 02:24:36,000 This is an absolute joke. 2987 02:24:41,900 --> 02:24:45,060 As far as I know, it's 700 mils of broth. 2988 02:24:49,060 --> 02:24:55,280 Put the parsley over there in the safe because we're spending these Jacksons. 2989 02:24:55,820 --> 02:24:57,920 Put the chicken broth over there. 2990 02:25:00,340 --> 02:25:02,720 The Lonely Donkey. Thank you very much. 2991 02:25:12,820 --> 02:25:18,080 Chicken broth, 7 mils of salt. Bring this pot over here. 2992 02:25:20,080 --> 02:25:21,540 Nice music. I like that. 2993 02:25:25,840 --> 02:25:28,100 We got that 12 grams of salt. 2994 02:25:28,700 --> 02:25:29,920 12 years of sleep. 2995 02:25:30,120 --> 02:25:33,340 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 2996 02:25:34,840 --> 02:25:36,100 Salt over there. 2997 02:25:36,800 --> 02:25:38,080 Pick up the black pepper. 2998 02:25:38,680 --> 02:25:39,820 Get it out your hair. 2999 02:25:40,640 --> 02:25:41,860 Stick it in the stepper. 3000 02:25:42,580 --> 02:25:45,860 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 3001 02:25:46,100 --> 02:25:48,920 You've got that black pepper in your soup. 3002 02:25:50,500 --> 02:25:54,680 Now we got that cayenne from the island of cayenne. 3003 02:25:55,220 --> 02:25:57,100 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, yeah. 3004 02:25:57,960 --> 02:25:58,360 Alright. 3005 02:26:00,480 --> 02:26:00,980 Now. 3006 02:26:01,540 --> 02:26:02,560 8 tomatoes. 3007 02:26:06,780 --> 02:26:13,680 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 3008 02:26:15,600 --> 02:26:16,360 1 onion. 3009 02:26:21,320 --> 02:26:22,700 You're going away to Rikers. 3010 02:26:22,700 --> 02:26:24,260 Boston Scientific. 3011 02:26:24,480 --> 02:26:25,580 Thank you very much. 3012 02:26:27,640 --> 02:26:29,220 You're going away to Rikers. 3013 02:26:29,620 --> 02:26:30,780 I hope you enjoyed there. 3014 02:26:31,480 --> 02:26:32,580 The food is good. 3015 02:26:36,180 --> 02:26:36,660 Now. 3016 02:26:36,860 --> 02:26:38,360 Let that shit cook for a while. 3017 02:26:39,560 --> 02:26:40,600 While we're waiting there. 3018 02:26:42,820 --> 02:26:44,820 We could be seasoning our chop. 3019 02:26:48,580 --> 02:26:50,460 We might need to put that back in the fridge. 3020 02:26:57,780 --> 02:26:58,620 We can't. 3021 02:26:58,620 --> 02:27:16,700 I think it might be folly to focus on another dish, especially since it hasn't even been 3022 02:27:16,700 --> 02:27:19,380 ordered yet. 3023 02:27:19,380 --> 02:27:25,380 Let me throw these in the bin. 3024 02:27:25,380 --> 02:27:26,380 That's a nice bit of potato there. 3025 02:27:26,380 --> 02:27:27,380 It's a shame. 3026 02:27:27,380 --> 02:27:28,380 It's a waste. 3027 02:27:28,380 --> 02:27:32,380 It's an absolute waste and a shame. 3028 02:27:32,380 --> 02:27:37,380 Shame waste. 3029 02:27:37,380 --> 02:27:42,380 Nice bit of Spanish guitar there on the radio. 3030 02:27:42,380 --> 02:27:44,380 Turn that off. 3031 02:27:44,380 --> 02:27:46,380 Blend that shit. 3032 02:27:46,380 --> 02:28:01,380 Boston Scientific says, "Boston Scientific Canteen Food Standard." 3033 02:28:01,380 --> 02:28:03,380 I hope so. 3034 02:28:03,380 --> 02:28:06,380 High standards I have in this kitchen here, Fontaine. 3035 02:28:06,380 --> 02:28:09,380 We make soup like you wouldn't believe. 3036 02:28:09,380 --> 02:28:21,380 This is gonna be good. 3037 02:28:21,380 --> 02:28:23,380 I'm excited. 3038 02:28:23,380 --> 02:28:26,380 I'm excited about this soup. 3039 02:28:26,380 --> 02:28:28,380 I gotta tell you something. 3040 02:28:28,380 --> 02:28:31,380 I'm excited about this soup here. 3041 02:28:31,380 --> 02:28:33,380 Sour cream. 3042 02:28:33,380 --> 02:28:38,380 We gotta remember the sour cream, cause we forgot that shit, right? 3043 02:28:38,380 --> 02:28:41,380 We might put that in right now. 3044 02:28:41,380 --> 02:28:45,380 150 ml of sour cream. 3045 02:28:45,380 --> 02:28:46,380 We might put that in right now. 3046 02:28:46,380 --> 02:28:47,380 We might put that in right now. 3047 02:28:47,380 --> 02:28:48,380 We might put that in right now. 3048 02:28:48,380 --> 02:28:49,380 We might put that in right now. 3049 02:28:49,380 --> 02:28:50,380 We might put that in right now. 3050 02:28:50,380 --> 02:28:51,380 We might put that in right now. 3051 02:28:51,380 --> 02:28:52,380 We might put that in right now. 3052 02:28:52,380 --> 02:28:53,380 We might put that in right now. 3053 02:28:53,380 --> 02:28:54,380 We might put that in right now. 3054 02:28:54,380 --> 02:28:55,380 We might put that in right now. 3055 02:28:55,380 --> 02:28:56,380 We might put that in right now. 3056 02:28:56,380 --> 02:28:57,380 We might put that in right now. 3057 02:28:57,380 --> 02:28:58,380 We might put that in right now. 3058 02:28:58,380 --> 02:28:59,380 We might put that in right now. 3059 02:28:59,380 --> 02:29:00,380 We might put that in right now. 3060 02:29:00,380 --> 02:29:01,380 We might put that in right now. 3061 02:29:01,380 --> 02:29:02,380 We might put that in right now. 3062 02:29:02,380 --> 02:29:03,380 We might put that in right now. 3063 02:29:03,380 --> 02:29:04,380 We might put that in right now. 3064 02:29:04,380 --> 02:29:05,380 We might put that in right now. 3065 02:29:05,380 --> 02:29:06,380 We might put that in right now. 3066 02:29:06,380 --> 02:29:07,380 We might put that in right now. 3067 02:29:07,380 --> 02:29:09,380 Now we are done. 3068 02:29:17,380 --> 02:29:18,380 Big. 3069 02:29:18,380 --> 02:29:20,380 Bowl. 3070 02:29:27,380 --> 02:29:28,380 Cooking piano. 3071 02:29:28,380 --> 02:29:29,380 Very nice. 3072 02:29:32,380 --> 02:29:33,380 Hang on. 3073 02:29:33,380 --> 02:29:36,380 How much soup do we pour into this bowl here? 3074 02:29:36,380 --> 02:29:37,380 300 ml. 3075 02:29:37,380 --> 02:29:37,380 That should do. 3076 02:29:37,380 --> 02:29:38,380 That should do. 3077 02:29:38,380 --> 02:29:38,380 That should do. 3078 02:29:38,380 --> 02:29:38,380 That should do. 3079 02:29:38,380 --> 02:29:39,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3080 02:29:39,380 --> 02:29:40,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3081 02:29:40,380 --> 02:29:41,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3082 02:29:41,380 --> 02:29:42,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3083 02:29:42,380 --> 02:29:43,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3084 02:29:43,380 --> 02:29:44,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3085 02:29:44,380 --> 02:29:45,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3086 02:29:45,380 --> 02:29:46,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3087 02:29:46,380 --> 02:29:47,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3088 02:29:47,380 --> 02:29:48,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3089 02:29:48,380 --> 02:29:49,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3090 02:29:49,380 --> 02:29:50,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3091 02:29:50,380 --> 02:29:51,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3092 02:29:51,380 --> 02:29:52,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3093 02:29:52,380 --> 02:29:53,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3094 02:29:53,380 --> 02:29:54,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3095 02:29:54,380 --> 02:29:55,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3096 02:29:55,380 --> 02:29:56,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3097 02:29:56,380 --> 02:29:57,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3098 02:29:57,380 --> 02:29:58,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3099 02:29:58,380 --> 02:29:59,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3100 02:29:59,380 --> 02:30:00,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3101 02:30:00,380 --> 02:30:01,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 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02:31:40,380 --> 02:31:41,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3201 02:31:41,380 --> 02:31:42,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3202 02:31:42,380 --> 02:31:44,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3203 02:31:44,380 --> 02:31:48,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3204 02:31:48,380 --> 02:31:50,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3205 02:31:50,380 --> 02:31:51,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3206 02:31:51,380 --> 02:31:52,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3207 02:31:52,380 --> 02:31:53,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3208 02:31:53,380 --> 02:31:54,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3209 02:31:54,380 --> 02:31:55,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3210 02:31:55,380 --> 02:31:56,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3211 02:31:56,380 --> 02:31:57,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3212 02:31:57,380 --> 02:31:58,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3213 02:31:58,380 --> 02:31:59,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3214 02:31:59,380 --> 02:32:00,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3215 02:32:00,380 --> 02:32:01,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3216 02:32:01,380 --> 02:32:02,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3217 02:32:02,380 --> 02:32:04,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3218 02:32:04,380 --> 02:32:05,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3219 02:32:05,380 --> 02:32:07,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3220 02:32:07,380 --> 02:32:08,380 I'm going to put that in right now. 3221 02:32:08,380 --> 02:32:15,380 Salmon steak will make you feel good at night. 3222 02:32:15,380 --> 02:32:21,380 How much of this goddamn loony juice we got to put in the pan? 3223 02:32:21,380 --> 02:32:27,380 Ukrainian brushed salmon steak. 3224 02:32:27,380 --> 02:32:32,380 Ten mil. 3225 02:32:32,380 --> 02:32:51,380 That's a horrible rendition of that song. 3226 02:32:51,380 --> 02:32:55,380 Why did they use a MIDI keyboard horn section? 3227 02:32:55,380 --> 02:32:57,380 They should have just used the fucking piano. 3228 02:32:57,380 --> 02:33:00,380 The way the way God intended. 3229 02:33:00,380 --> 02:33:01,380 Right. 3230 02:33:01,380 --> 02:33:04,380 Sorry about the swears. 3231 02:33:04,380 --> 02:33:05,380 Okay. 3232 02:33:05,380 --> 02:33:06,380 Okay. 3233 02:33:06,380 --> 02:33:07,380 Okay. 3234 02:33:07,380 --> 02:33:08,380 Okay. 3235 02:33:08,380 --> 02:33:09,380 Okay. 3236 02:33:09,380 --> 02:33:10,380 60 seconds each side. 3237 02:33:10,380 --> 02:33:13,380 Boil those goddamn spuds. 3238 02:33:13,380 --> 02:33:15,380 We fucked it up. 3239 02:33:15,380 --> 02:33:16,380 We really fucked it up. 3240 02:33:16,380 --> 02:33:26,380 We should have put a timer on that shit. 3241 02:33:26,380 --> 02:33:29,380 That's a waste of spud. 3242 02:33:29,380 --> 02:33:30,380 That's a waste of spud. 3243 02:33:30,380 --> 02:33:32,380 That's a waste of spud. 3244 02:33:32,380 --> 02:33:33,380 Repeat. 3245 02:33:33,380 --> 02:33:34,380 Waste of spud. 3246 02:33:34,380 --> 02:33:41,380 spud. 3247 02:33:54,320 --> 02:33:58,480 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 3248 02:33:58,480 --> 02:34:01,420 He's got a spatula. 3249 02:34:01,420 --> 02:34:08,420 What's it to ya? 3250 02:34:08,960 --> 02:34:14,960 Eric Sati loves his salmon fillet. 3251 02:34:14,960 --> 02:34:22,220 Oh, nearly fucked that onto the floor there. 3252 02:34:22,220 --> 02:34:26,260 Move you over there, spatula man. 3253 02:34:26,260 --> 02:34:28,460 Put you on that shit. 3254 02:34:28,460 --> 02:34:31,000 Now that shit's gonna cook. 3255 02:34:31,000 --> 02:34:33,000 Very nice, Fontaine. 3256 02:34:33,000 --> 02:34:36,000 We're losing the water here. 3257 02:34:36,000 --> 02:34:38,000 Water charges. 3258 02:34:38,000 --> 02:34:42,000 Let's salt this shit up with 20 grams. 3259 02:34:42,000 --> 02:34:44,540 I don't even need to look at the recipe anymore. 3260 02:34:44,540 --> 02:34:46,540 I know what I'm doing. 3261 02:34:46,540 --> 02:34:48,540 22 years, salt unit. 3262 02:34:48,540 --> 02:34:56,540 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. 3263 02:34:56,540 --> 02:34:58,540 That's the shit. 3264 02:34:58,540 --> 02:35:01,080 I'm gonna get that pot. 3265 02:35:01,080 --> 02:35:03,080 Bring it over to Monsieur Spud. 3266 02:35:03,080 --> 02:35:08,080 Two of those bad boys. 3267 02:35:08,080 --> 02:35:10,080 Very nice, Fontaine. 3268 02:35:10,080 --> 02:35:12,080 Flick you down there. 3269 02:35:12,080 --> 02:35:13,080 Thank you very much. 3270 02:35:13,080 --> 02:35:15,080 The mutts nuts. 3271 02:35:15,080 --> 02:35:21,620 Let's turn that off for a moment. 3272 02:35:21,620 --> 02:35:24,620 We don't wanna fuckin' uh... 3273 02:35:24,620 --> 02:35:29,620 We don't wanna cook our fish before our spud gets cooked, right? 3274 02:35:29,620 --> 02:35:33,620 Now, remember to season that shit with parsley. 3275 02:35:33,620 --> 02:35:34,620 I think. 3276 02:35:34,620 --> 02:35:35,620 I think. 3277 02:35:42,620 --> 02:35:44,620 The seven steaks in the bottom. 3278 02:35:51,160 --> 02:35:52,580 Da ba da. 3279 02:35:52,580 --> 02:35:54,580 Da ba da. 3280 02:35:54,580 --> 02:35:56,580 Da ba do boo. 3281 02:36:01,580 --> 02:36:02,580 Seven steak. 3282 02:36:02,580 --> 02:36:04,580 Boiled potato. 3283 02:36:04,580 --> 02:36:05,580 Coming up. 3284 02:36:05,580 --> 02:36:06,580 Coming up. 3285 02:36:09,180 --> 02:36:12,580 We got that shit on the hub over here. 3286 02:36:18,580 --> 02:36:19,580 Hope y'all doing okay out there. 3287 02:36:19,580 --> 02:36:20,580 Sean. 3288 02:36:20,580 --> 02:36:21,580 Museum. 3289 02:36:21,580 --> 02:36:23,580 Jiggy McHugh. 3290 02:36:23,580 --> 02:36:24,580 Gary. 3291 02:36:24,580 --> 02:36:27,580 All the best. 3292 02:36:27,580 --> 02:36:29,580 Let's turn that back on. 3293 02:36:29,580 --> 02:36:31,580 Let's turn that back on. 3294 02:36:31,580 --> 02:36:32,580 All the best. 3295 02:36:32,580 --> 02:36:33,580 All the best. 3296 02:36:33,580 --> 02:36:34,580 Let's turn that back on. 3297 02:36:34,580 --> 02:36:34,580 All the best. 3298 02:36:34,580 --> 02:36:35,580 Let's turn that back on. 3299 02:36:35,580 --> 02:36:36,580 All the best. 3300 02:36:36,580 --> 02:36:38,580 Let's turn that back on. 3301 02:36:38,580 --> 02:36:48,080 Wrong. 3302 02:36:49,340 --> 02:36:50,660 Now we got a little plate. 3303 02:36:52,660 --> 02:36:53,800 Basic plate. 3304 02:36:53,800 --> 02:37:23,060 That's the right place I am. 3305 02:37:23,060 --> 02:37:26,900 There we go. 3306 02:37:27,000 --> 02:37:27,780 That's your meal. 3307 02:37:28,880 --> 02:37:30,740 Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow. 3308 02:37:30,860 --> 02:37:32,040 Who knows, dickhead? 3309 02:37:35,640 --> 02:37:39,940 You'd know how to cook that shit if you ever worked a goddamn day in your life. 3310 02:37:41,100 --> 02:37:42,440 Time is everything. 3311 02:37:42,620 --> 02:37:43,340 Time is money. 3312 02:37:43,720 --> 02:37:46,500 Taste, realization, overall score. 3313 02:37:47,140 --> 02:37:48,100 Guest is pleased. 3314 02:37:48,280 --> 02:37:49,260 $12 tip. 3315 02:37:49,680 --> 02:37:50,460 Plate returned. 3316 02:37:50,460 --> 02:37:51,360 Mm-mm. 3317 02:37:52,440 --> 02:37:56,040 Heating mistake, but other than that, unbelievable. 3318 02:37:56,940 --> 02:38:01,520 We didn't even need to put parsley on that shit because I think that we only put that on the trout. 3319 02:38:02,260 --> 02:38:04,220 And look what we got here. 3320 02:38:04,940 --> 02:38:06,000 Monsieur True. 3321 02:38:06,720 --> 02:38:07,900 Let's take this guy. 3322 02:38:08,760 --> 02:38:09,420 All of you. 3323 02:38:09,680 --> 02:38:10,120 And eat him. 3324 02:38:10,380 --> 02:38:11,260 He is my fish. 3325 02:38:11,480 --> 02:38:12,400 I give him up to you. 3326 02:38:12,880 --> 02:38:15,580 It is right to give him thanks and praise. 3327 02:38:17,380 --> 02:38:19,600 Do this in memory of trout. 3328 02:38:23,280 --> 02:38:25,080 Now, I'm gonna go off memory here. 3329 02:38:25,480 --> 02:38:26,560 Five black pep. 3330 02:38:27,500 --> 02:38:29,880 One, two, three, four, five. 3331 02:38:33,780 --> 02:38:34,640 Five dill. 3332 02:38:36,880 --> 02:38:39,540 One, two, three, four, five. 3333 02:38:43,100 --> 02:38:44,060 Five time. 3334 02:38:47,100 --> 02:38:49,960 One, two, three, four, five. 3335 02:38:53,960 --> 02:38:57,540 Stick that guy on a lovely little tray. 3336 02:38:57,540 --> 02:39:00,220 Bring him here. 3337 02:39:00,220 --> 02:39:15,560 Now, what are we doing here? 3338 02:39:15,620 --> 02:39:16,200 What's he wanting? 3339 02:39:16,580 --> 02:39:17,020 Potatoes. 3340 02:39:17,020 --> 02:39:18,560 Oh, it's just trout and lemons, right? 3341 02:39:19,660 --> 02:39:20,720 It's trout and lemons. 3342 02:39:23,780 --> 02:39:24,700 How many lemons? 3343 02:39:24,900 --> 02:39:26,180 Two, one, just one. 3344 02:39:34,520 --> 02:39:37,580 So, we got bollocked for our cutting technique the last time. 3345 02:39:37,660 --> 02:39:41,900 We need to make sure it's not gonna come back to bite us in the ass again. 3346 02:39:51,360 --> 02:39:52,420 I think that's right. 3347 02:39:52,420 --> 02:40:01,300 I need to put a timer on this. 3348 02:40:01,520 --> 02:40:02,460 Trout is not cooked. 3349 02:40:05,060 --> 02:40:07,140 I got a bit of time so I can read the chat. 3350 02:40:08,600 --> 02:40:09,500 Speedrunning, yes. 3351 02:40:10,100 --> 02:40:10,460 Speedrun. 3352 02:40:10,820 --> 02:40:12,920 Every day in the kitchen is a speedrun clone. 3353 02:40:13,720 --> 02:40:16,040 I caught myself a big trout this weekend. 3354 02:40:17,040 --> 02:40:19,340 Off the Chesapeake Bay. 3355 02:40:19,520 --> 02:40:20,600 Very nice, Foggles. 3356 02:40:20,600 --> 02:40:26,660 Don't tell the missus. 3357 02:40:26,720 --> 02:40:27,960 She thought I was on a work trip. 3358 02:40:28,280 --> 02:40:29,360 Bada bing, bada boom. 3359 02:40:31,220 --> 02:40:31,960 Very good. 3360 02:40:33,740 --> 02:40:34,700 Ghost Bob. 3361 02:40:35,660 --> 02:40:37,800 Thank you very much, Ghost Bob. 3362 02:40:38,500 --> 02:40:39,420 Very kind of you. 3363 02:40:41,700 --> 02:40:42,180 Oh. 3364 02:40:42,600 --> 02:40:44,420 Another second to do with that trout. 3365 02:40:53,860 --> 02:40:54,940 Clean the cutting board. 3366 02:40:55,040 --> 02:40:58,040 Do you reckon there's gonna be some bad stuff on that cutting board? 3367 02:40:59,660 --> 02:41:01,240 We haven't cleaned that in weeks. 3368 02:41:03,740 --> 02:41:11,620 I need a plate for that shit. 3369 02:41:14,880 --> 02:41:16,300 Eric Soddy again. 3370 02:41:16,860 --> 02:41:18,180 On the fucking MIDI keyboard. 3371 02:41:19,800 --> 02:41:20,840 Guy's an asshole. 3372 02:41:20,840 --> 02:41:23,700 I need a plate for that shit. 3373 02:41:23,700 --> 02:41:29,520 Horseradish. 3374 02:41:34,980 --> 02:41:35,580 Shit. 3375 02:41:42,940 --> 02:41:44,840 Anyone know how much horseradish? 3376 02:41:49,380 --> 02:41:51,600 We need to know how much horseradish. 3377 02:41:51,720 --> 02:41:52,000 Quick. 3378 02:42:01,560 --> 02:42:02,100 Fuck it. 3379 02:42:02,120 --> 02:42:02,900 We're gonna go with four. 3380 02:42:03,120 --> 02:42:03,500 Two. 3381 02:42:03,700 --> 02:42:03,980 Three. 3382 02:42:04,280 --> 02:42:04,560 Four. 3383 02:42:09,440 --> 02:42:09,840 Five. 3384 02:42:09,960 --> 02:42:10,240 Six. 3385 02:42:10,440 --> 02:42:11,260 I think it was six. 3386 02:42:13,900 --> 02:42:14,880 Now parsley. 3387 02:42:16,880 --> 02:42:17,760 Or sage. 3388 02:42:17,860 --> 02:42:18,560 Whatever that is. 3389 02:42:19,400 --> 02:42:19,860 One. 3390 02:42:20,180 --> 02:42:20,500 Two. 3391 02:42:21,500 --> 02:42:21,900 Three. 3392 02:42:37,220 --> 02:42:38,380 Tell me about it. 3393 02:42:39,120 --> 02:42:39,800 Trout unit. 3394 02:42:41,240 --> 02:42:42,560 Fishing for trout. 3395 02:42:43,200 --> 02:42:44,160 Oh yeah, baby. 3396 02:42:45,320 --> 02:42:46,380 Gordon Ramsay. 3397 02:42:46,380 --> 02:42:48,620 Go buy yourself a cookbook. 3398 02:42:49,000 --> 02:42:51,400 Because you can't compete with the likes of Fentain. 3399 02:42:51,940 --> 02:42:52,860 22 years. 3400 02:42:53,000 --> 02:42:53,680 Trout unit. 3401 02:42:56,380 --> 02:42:57,500 No complaints. 3402 02:42:58,180 --> 02:42:58,980 Five out of five. 3403 02:42:59,080 --> 02:42:59,340 Everything. 3404 02:42:59,840 --> 02:43:00,260 Fame. 3405 02:43:01,240 --> 02:43:02,040 Cooking points. 3406 02:43:03,680 --> 02:43:05,560 Go suck lemons, Fentain. 3407 02:43:08,160 --> 02:43:10,700 Come back to me when you're less sour. 3408 02:43:12,060 --> 02:43:12,780 Finish up. 3409 02:43:13,440 --> 02:43:14,060 Start cleaning. 3410 02:43:14,280 --> 02:43:15,140 Hey, it's been a good day. 3411 02:43:15,200 --> 02:43:16,400 We'll turn that shit off the radio. 3412 02:43:16,540 --> 02:43:17,540 It's wrecking my buzz. 3413 02:43:22,160 --> 02:43:22,560 Empty. 3414 02:43:23,260 --> 02:43:24,300 Turn that shit off. 3415 02:43:25,800 --> 02:43:27,740 That shit was wrecking my buzz. 3416 02:43:27,820 --> 02:43:29,400 Shame about the pork chop, right? 3417 02:43:32,100 --> 02:43:33,880 Well, it's been a hard day in the kitchen. 3418 02:43:34,840 --> 02:43:36,260 Let me put these guys in the fridge. 3419 02:43:37,100 --> 02:43:37,800 Chicken broth. 3420 02:43:41,220 --> 02:43:42,160 Put that there. 3421 02:43:48,160 --> 02:43:48,900 I don't know. 3422 02:43:49,140 --> 02:43:49,860 You wash. 3423 02:43:50,080 --> 02:43:51,480 You gotta wash that. 3424 02:43:51,580 --> 02:43:52,520 That board there. 3425 02:43:52,520 --> 02:43:54,780 Soup in the fridge. 3426 02:43:59,220 --> 02:43:59,680 No. 3427 02:43:59,680 --> 02:43:59,700 No. 3428 02:44:09,540 --> 02:44:10,700 Soup will not keep. 3429 02:44:12,580 --> 02:44:14,800 I'm gonna keep that for tomorrow and reheat it. 3430 02:44:26,940 --> 02:44:28,160 I just got rid of the pot. 3431 02:44:30,320 --> 02:44:31,740 I just got rid of the pot. 3432 02:44:33,820 --> 02:44:34,320 I just got rid of the pot. 3433 02:44:34,320 --> 02:44:34,660 I just got rid of the pot. 3434 02:44:47,980 --> 02:44:48,580 Someone's beeping. 3435 02:44:48,720 --> 02:44:50,340 Someone's still got married or something. 3436 02:44:51,460 --> 02:44:52,340 Complete beeps. 3437 02:44:54,440 --> 02:44:55,680 The beep master. 3438 02:44:56,220 --> 02:44:58,560 You gotta turn that hob off. 3439 02:44:59,640 --> 02:45:00,840 You gotta get hobbed in the head. 3440 02:45:01,620 --> 02:45:02,160 Hob nailed. 3441 02:45:03,240 --> 02:45:04,640 Take that shit sponge. 3442 02:45:05,360 --> 02:45:06,840 Clean up this little mess here. 3443 02:45:07,840 --> 02:45:08,720 Like so. 3444 02:45:09,860 --> 02:45:11,360 Another day, another dime. 3445 02:45:16,120 --> 02:45:17,260 Any more spillage? 3446 02:45:19,640 --> 02:45:20,720 I think we're okay. 3447 02:45:24,300 --> 02:45:25,800 Maybe we can clean that board there. 3448 02:45:27,300 --> 02:45:27,740 Shit. 3449 02:45:29,060 --> 02:45:30,960 Clean that knife, clean that board. 3450 02:45:30,960 --> 02:46:00,940 Clean that knife, clean that board. 3451 02:46:00,940 --> 02:46:04,160 I don't know what I'm doing. 3452 02:46:11,380 --> 02:46:13,160 I think that's washing up, right? 3453 02:46:13,840 --> 02:46:15,380 I got rid of the fucking pan. 3454 02:46:15,480 --> 02:46:16,300 I threw the pan away. 3455 02:46:17,380 --> 02:46:18,580 Wasn't meant to do that either. 3456 02:46:18,740 --> 02:46:23,240 We're down one pan and one tub. 3457 02:46:24,320 --> 02:46:25,500 What'd you call that? Pot? 3458 02:46:27,180 --> 02:46:28,140 It's a tough day. 3459 02:46:28,140 --> 02:46:30,160 It's a tough day at the office. 3460 02:46:30,400 --> 02:46:32,660 To be honest with you, I'm beat. 3461 02:46:33,120 --> 02:46:34,000 I am beat. 3462 02:46:37,420 --> 02:46:39,800 Okay, cleaning phase done for the day. 3463 02:46:39,940 --> 02:46:41,360 Listen, guys, it's been emotional. 3464 02:46:41,500 --> 02:46:42,100 It's been real. 3465 02:46:43,560 --> 02:46:46,100 Hopefully we can come back again and cook up a storm. 3466 02:46:46,500 --> 02:46:48,900 But we've learned how to cook two new meals. 3467 02:46:50,620 --> 02:46:51,180 Trout. 3468 02:46:51,180 --> 02:46:51,180 Trout. 3469 02:46:51,180 --> 02:46:51,180 Trout. 3470 02:46:51,180 --> 02:46:51,180 Trout. 3471 02:46:51,180 --> 02:46:51,180 Trout. 3472 02:46:52,520 --> 02:46:53,140 Salmon. 3473 02:46:53,340 --> 02:46:54,560 Actually, four meals. 3474 02:46:54,800 --> 02:46:55,300 Borscht. 3475 02:46:55,440 --> 02:46:56,080 Tomato soup. 3476 02:46:57,080 --> 02:47:00,320 Why don't you go out and try those meals yourself tomorrow? 3477 02:47:01,320 --> 02:47:07,040 Cooking can be a therapeutic and relaxing, amenity way to deal with stress. 3478 02:47:07,760 --> 02:47:09,980 Any mental health shit that's going around. 3479 02:47:10,980 --> 02:47:14,460 Maybe take out a fucking steak or two and cook those shits. 3480 02:47:15,800 --> 02:47:17,220 It alleviates tension. 3481 02:47:17,480 --> 02:47:18,560 It's like doing a workout. 3482 02:47:22,260 --> 02:47:23,260 Critic is coming. 3483 02:47:23,480 --> 02:47:24,280 Critic is coming. 3484 02:47:24,680 --> 02:47:25,620 It's time to leave. 3485 02:47:26,220 --> 02:47:28,080 Tomorrow we're going to be visited by Food Critic. 3486 02:47:28,480 --> 02:47:28,980 Impress him. 3487 02:47:29,660 --> 02:47:30,380 Everyone's going to hear. 3488 02:47:30,460 --> 02:47:32,440 Okay, guys, it's been real. 3489 02:47:32,640 --> 02:47:38,920 Come back next time when we try to impress a Food Critic with our skills. 3490 02:47:39,640 --> 02:47:41,300 Which we're going to choose here now. 3491 02:47:42,880 --> 02:47:44,360 Let's boost our fame. 3492 02:47:46,260 --> 02:47:48,920 Let's dish streak. 3493 02:47:49,940 --> 02:47:54,020 And let's go for a dish income boost. 3494 02:47:54,660 --> 02:47:55,500 We can't do that. 3495 02:47:56,140 --> 02:47:59,700 So we'll go back here for cheaper liquids. 3496 02:48:01,220 --> 02:48:02,520 And that's it. 3497 02:48:03,500 --> 02:48:04,640 Start next day. 3498 02:48:05,660 --> 02:48:06,520 Day six. 3499 02:48:07,320 --> 02:48:07,840 Good night. 3500 02:48:08,000 --> 02:48:08,640 God bless. 3501 02:48:08,640 --> 02:48:10,740 See you later. 3502 02:48:11,740 --> 02:48:13,900 Thanks very much for everything. 3503 02:48:14,520 --> 02:48:17,260 And save game. 3504 02:48:17,820 --> 02:48:18,500 No save. 3505 02:48:20,280 --> 02:48:21,200 Great music. 3506 02:48:21,200 --> 02:48:24,400 I like that shit. 3507 02:48:24,400 --> 02:48:33,660 Congratulations. 3508 02:48:33,660 --> 02:48:37,360 You got a son. 3509 02:48:40,360 --> 02:48:41,920 Congratulations. 3510 02:48:41,920 --> 02:48:45,740 That shit was fun. 3511 02:48:47,960 --> 02:48:50,780 We learned how to cook a meal. 3512 02:48:50,780 --> 02:48:54,220 And drink some soup. 3513 02:48:56,140 --> 02:49:00,280 We got that shit sent back by the critic. 3514 02:49:01,000 --> 02:49:02,920 Said it tasted like poop. 3515 02:49:03,920 --> 02:49:05,020 I was out of time for that. 3516 02:49:05,020 --> 02:49:05,020 I was out of time for that. 3517 02:49:21,020 --> 02:49:22,280 See you later out there. 3518 02:49:23,860 --> 02:49:26,100 Next time we're going to be cooking with gas. 3519 02:49:26,760 --> 02:49:27,940 Take it easy, Fontaine. 3520 02:49:29,100 --> 02:49:29,520 Congratulations. 3521 02:49:30,520 --> 02:49:31,600 You got a bun.