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*Fighting*

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*Fighting*

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Jazbud, follow me on Twitter. Thank you very much Jazbud.

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*Clears*

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*Fighting*

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*Fighting*

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*Fighting*

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Jazbud, sorry man, I don't follow anyone on Twitter.

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*Fighting*

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I tried to follow myself once, but it wouldn't let me

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and that's the only person I'd ever be arse following.

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Just in case I forget what I wrote.

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I know that you can scroll down through your own timeline to see what you've done.

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But I would like to have it in follow format as well.

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So it comes as some sort of surprise.

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And look at this house.

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And where did he come from?

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This guy here, where?

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He's everywhere.

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He's the last man you see at night.

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And he's the first fella you see in the morning.

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And he's got blue eyes, striking blue eyes.

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Let's see if we can...

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Let's see if we can...

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Let's see if we can roll this camera around so we can see the eyeballs of the merchant.

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This is the merchant of Venice.

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Shylock.

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Thank you very much, Jazbud.

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Your glorious tip.

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Now we're inside his backpack at the moment.

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Oh, hello.

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What's this?

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What's this?

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I think...

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I think...

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I think we're inside his head.

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I think...

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I think we're inside his head.

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This is a speed run as well.

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Best of luck to everyone on...

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To me.

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On the speed run, everyone.

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Best of luck to me.

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Oh, and we get to crack open the cupboards.

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We're breaking into houses.

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We're taking people's jewels.

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We've got the mirror with pearls and rubies.

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It's a great night already.

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We're already onto a winner.

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And we've got something here on the desk.

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Looks like something that could be red.

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Jimmy Jusis.

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Jimmy Bars.

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How are ya?

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We'll just check all the other stuff.

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Yeah.

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Really excited about that pearl ruby mirror.

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Really am.

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I've been thinking about it since we picked it up there.

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40 seconds ago.

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Really...

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I cannot wait to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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I'm going to see what happens.

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40 seconds ago.

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Really...

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I cannot wait to see what happens.

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And you can't smash those things.

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So, you might go back and sell that mirror to your man.

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I wonder what he will make of the mirror.

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I wonder if this guy is a mirror man himself.

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Let's have a read of this thing on the table first.

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Female intruders.

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There's been a bit of an intrusion.

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And as we all know from the last game we played, Ada Wong.

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She's become a fixture in this series.

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And now has entered the mainframe of Resident Evil 4.

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So, we must read out this little text here.

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Which is probably from Salazar, I'd say.

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The fucking...

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The guy who's like 21, but he looks like an 8 year old.

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Let's see.

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Let's see.

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Let's see.

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Hello, Jordan.

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Jordan.

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JB.

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Hello, JB.

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How are you doing?

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Not too bad, JBP.

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What's the story with ya?

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Good.

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Good, thanks.

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I've just ate.

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What did you have?

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Lobster.

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Very, very nice.

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Where did you have that?

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Toronto.

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Did they have...

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Fuck off!

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No way!

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Did they have lobster in Canada?

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Yep, they have lobster pretty much everywhere in the globe.

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It's a common delicacy.

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Fuck off!

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No way!

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Yeah.

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And what would you do with the lobster yourself, Jordan, if you don't mind me asking?

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Probably eat.

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Just eat it.

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Or write a book about it.

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Fuck off!

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No way!

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You'd write a book about a fucking lobster.

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Well, I would actually write a book, or a book, based upon my years of knowledge and experience gained from being a psychologist and a lecturer in that subject.

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And I would use the lobster as a metaphor for man.

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Fuck off!

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No way!

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Yep.

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Alright, well, listen, that's great stuff, JB, but we've got some text for you to read. Hopefully you can figure it out.

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Fire away?

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Okay.

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Female intruder.

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There seems to be a female intruder among us.

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We believe she's connected with Sarah.

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We also believe that she was the one who removed the egg injected into Sarah before it hatched.

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She may have had him retrieve the sample before the American agent's arrival.

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It's obvious that her objective is the sample.

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We must get to her before she is able to reestablish contact with Sarah.

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There's also reason to believe that she's working, right?

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For somebody else, right?

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We need her alive for interrogation.

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Uh, cruel...

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Uh, cruel...

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...various acts of cruel and unusual punishment may be bes... besmayed.

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What... what's that?

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Besmayed, Jordan, is it?

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Yep.

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New word I just made up called besmayed.

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Fair enough.

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Fire away!

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There's also reason to believe that she's working for somebody.

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We need...

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Yeah, you read that already!

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We need her for interrogation.

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The female should be able to answer all our questions after we have captured her.

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Sarah will no longer be of any concern as long as we retrieve the sample.

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Did you get there?

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I was trying to, um, voice, vocalize quotes, quote, quote marks.

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No, I didn't get that.

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Okay.

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As long as we retrieve the sample, you may dispose of him as you see fit.

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Great stuff, Jordan B. Peterson.

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Thank you very much for that.

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Go on, fuck off.

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You still there?

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Glad.

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Nice one, G.

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Nice one, man.

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What the fuck is this?

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More text.

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Mr. Kennedy, still alive.

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Oh, this is something we...

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My fault, my fault.

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I was reading the communications log.

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Now, let's sell this mirror to this, uh, this book in here, whose only ambition in life is to hang around the castle.

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And fucking trade goods.

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It's going pretty good for him at the moment.

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Keys and treasures.

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Could we...

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Could we put the...

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So it's a mirror with pearls and rubies.

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So it's a mirror with pearls and rubies.

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Okay.

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It's a gorgeous mirror lined up with many pearls and rubies.

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And as you can see on the back there, there's some kind of golden, uh, drawing etched into it.

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Satanic in its depiction of someone, two cherubs trying to rip the arms off a naked man or something.

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Or it's a man with an arse for a bollocks.

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If you look, you only get a moment to see the man on the middle of the mirror.

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But look at that.

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Either that or he's got swollen balls.

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I'm not sure.

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But what are the cherubs doing there?

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I said that the last day as well about the Renaissance artists.

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Why did they have cherubs involved in those scenes with the naked women in the clam and the fella trying to get her attention on it?

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What's going on there?

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And is there some kind of Dan Brown-esque explanation for all that stuff that is darker than what you would initially see, you know, in front of you?

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We don't know.

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I don't know.

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Look, I'm only asking because I don't know.

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Ian Kelly.

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Thank you very much, Ian Kelly.

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You're a mighty man.

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You make joy in our lives.

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I appreciate you.

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I speak on behalf of all of us when I say you're a spiritual leader.

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P.S.

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Don't check the stock.

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Check the windows.

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Which is a quote from Jimmy Jesus.

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Who'll be happy with that.

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Thanks very much, Ian Kelly.

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Red gem.

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You can combine that red gem or examine that or you can combine that with the fucker.

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You can!

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That was interesting.

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I'll save that crown, so I'll save the crown for the next...

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Welcome!

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How ya?

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Got some rare things on sale, stranger.

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Thank you very much.

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I've got a few things to sell you to.

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I've got this little piece that I picked up.

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I think you're going to be interested in.

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It was actually in the wardrobe next to you.

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So you could have had it for free.

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But now you can have it for $20.

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Now you can have it for $12,000.

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It's got a picture of a man with an arse.

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And it's got a picture of a man with an arse.

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And it's got a picture of a man with an arse.

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And it's got a picture of a man with an arse.

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And it's got a picture of a man with an arse.

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For a bollocks on the back.

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Ah!

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I'll buy it at a high price.

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Oh yeah!

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Oh yeah!

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Got some rare things on sale, stranger.

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Thank you very much.

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I've got a few things to sell you to.

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What are you selling?

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I've got this little piece that I picked up.

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I think you're going to be interested in.

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It was actually in the wardrobe next to you.

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So you could have had it for free.

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But now you can have it for $12,000.

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It's got a picture of a man with an arse for a bollocks on the back.

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Ah!

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I'll buy it at a high price.

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I know well you will.

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Because you're mad for that shite.

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Thank you.

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And an elegant mask.

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You're not getting that yet.

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We're going to wait until we've pimped it out with a few rubies.

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Butterfly lamp with red, blue.

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A lampset with two eyes.

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A lampset with two eyes.

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We might wait.

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We might wait.

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I haven't checked that one out yet.

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But it might actually be okay.

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We might wait and get some more.

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Jusis is after you.

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I just started reading Angela's Ashes.

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No shit.

272
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000
The very first ring written by Frank is...

273
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,000
This is a small hymn to an exaltation of women.

274
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,000
And he goes on to mention all the women that have helped him.

275
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000
Very good.

276
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000
I haven't read the book.

277
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000
But I've seen the film.

278
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000
What are you buying?

279
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:49,000
And is there, Jimmy, a morbid fascination with necrophilia in that?

280
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000
Have you picked up any...

281
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:55,000
Have there been any undertones or indeed overtones of that nature?

282
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000
Because...

283
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,000
I've not seen the film.

284
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000
Wait until I've read the book first.

285
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,000
Next, Theresa Carmody.

286
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

287
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000
Strange overtone says Max.

288
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000
I don't know Max.

289
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000
Not so far.

290
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000
I've just gotten through chapter one.

291
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000
Which is ages.

292
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000
Like three to five.

293
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000
Which is ages like three to five.

294
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000
Which is...

295
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000
Which is his age...

296
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000
Alright, yeah.

297
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000
I thought you meant like...

298
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,000
Chapter one took you ages to read like three to five.

299
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000
In a non-denominational, uh...

300
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000
Amount of time that you're given.

301
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,000
Was it three to five minutes?

302
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000
Or months did it take you to complete that chapter?

303
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000
But you just said you'd just done it.

304
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000
So it was probably...

305
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000
Three to four hours.

306
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000
But it's not that.

307
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000
You're on about his age.

308
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000
Okay, uh...

309
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000
He is age three to five in Brooklyn.

310
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000
They had just gone to Ireland and started chapter two, of course.

311
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000
He was born in the States.

312
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000
I forgot about that.

313
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000
And then moved over.

314
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000
And then moved back to the States again.

315
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Became a teacher.

316
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000
And, uh...

317
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000
Was teaching in hard Brooklyn schools.

318
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000
And there's a book out called Teacher Man as well.

319
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000
Which I'd like to read.

320
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000
But I just haven't got round to it yet.

321
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000
Misery, misery, misery.

322
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
All the flipping way.

323
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000
You...

324
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000
You seem to have a morbid fascination with...

325
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000
I love women!

326
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:44,180
Oh, right, we're into a...

327
00:13:44,180 --> 00:13:44,740
This is it.

328
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,540
We're into the palace.

329
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,280
And the tense music has started.

330
00:13:50,280 --> 00:14:07,220
600,000.

331
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,740
And at the boom time.

332
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,560
And at the boom time.

333
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,980
I'm just going to reload these pieces.

334
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:21,900
I know you're watching going, I was just fucking around in the inventory the whole time.

335
00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:22,920
It's a waste of time, man.

336
00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:24,020
I'm going to put something else on.

337
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,820
But it really is essential.

338
00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:28,800
This is going to be...

339
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:33,680
It's going to enhance the action scenes by 10 or 3 to 5.

340
00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:36,260
It's actually going to enhance the action scenes by 3 to 5.

341
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,680
Now, look at this.

342
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,680
We've got lovely artwork yet again.

343
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:50,620
This mansion is lined head to toe, top to toe with some of the finest artwork.

344
00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:52,840
This side of the globe.

345
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,880
And, of course, the carpet here.

346
00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:57,080
Lovely rug.

347
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,620
Lovely shag pile.

348
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,680
And that's not your bog-standard, run-of-the-mill kind of rug.

349
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:03,360
Rug of the mill.

350
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,760
It's a pure fucking quality, luxurious number.

351
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,820
And you wouldn't want to...

352
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:09,440
You wouldn't...

353
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,860
You'd roll that fucker up if you had people coming round.

354
00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:16,360
The likes of ye coming round.

355
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:19,880
Fucking putting fag butts out and then spitting and shit like that.

356
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,220
Check the plaque.

357
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,420
A dessert to cherish our remaining years.

358
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,100
Oh, it's a recipe.

359
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,560
It's a recipe for a disaster.

360
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,880
Or it's a menu for fucking trouble.

361
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:39,840
Sorry there.

362
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,060
I think the...

363
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:43,860
The music was a bit loud there.

364
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,220
A dessert to cherish our remaining years.

365
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,880
And you can't do anything else about that.

366
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,940
This vase was Ming made from the...

367
00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,100
It was the Ming dynasty.

368
00:15:58,680 --> 00:15:59,640
They got it shipped in.

369
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,380
10,000 years ago.

370
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,900
And then I got it shipped out.

371
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,500
In 10 milliseconds.

372
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:07,540
And they keep the shotgun shells in the Ming vads.

373
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,820
Which was a great little spot.

374
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:12,260
Whoever...

375
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:15,180
That Salazar is a cheeky little fucker.

376
00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:16,520
He hangs around and he puts all his...

377
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,920
Ammunition into some of the...

378
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,540
In the vases and into weird places.

379
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,920
Bread begins the meal of life.

380
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,940
Look at that there.

381
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,180
That's amazing work as well.

382
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,120
That's some of the best.

383
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:34,100
Painting that.

384
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,560
Fucking hell.

385
00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:38,640
Could do with some restoration on the face.

386
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,520
But then if you restore it...

387
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,300
You're running the risk of fucking it up completely.

388
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,680
And look at that there.

389
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,400
Fucking Angela's ashes.

390
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,320
And there's a cherub there as well.

391
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,440
Looks a bit like someone.

392
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,140
Can't really put my finger on it.

393
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:56,840
Don't know who.

394
00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:57,900
But it looks like someone.

395
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:06,640
Look at this.

396
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:06,960
Now...

397
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,680
Margaret Thatcher actually.

398
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:08,980
Yeah.

399
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:13,740
There we have Maggie Thatcher with her fucking firstborn.

400
00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,800
Who I think is Mark.

401
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,480
That is Margaret Thatcher and Mark Thatcher.

402
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,940
What a weird fucking situation that is as well.

403
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:24,760
You've got the...

404
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,260
And this is Resident Evil 4.

405
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:29,200
So you have the evil Salazar.

406
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,460
Makes sense.

407
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:31,560
He worshipped Mag.

408
00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:33,480
And I...

409
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,200
Look at that.

410
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:34,760
Now.

411
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,120
We've...

412
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,820
Gremlins in the system.

413
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,680
Static Gremlination.

414
00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:43,480
Frank McCord.

415
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:47,740
Fucking hell.

416
00:17:47,740 --> 00:17:48,520
That's the end of that.

417
00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:50,220
That's the end of that transition.

418
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,160
Fuck.

419
00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:56,240
That adds at least three to five bonus points to the game.

420
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:56,980
I do believe.

421
00:17:59,460 --> 00:17:59,780
Now.

422
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:00,840
Next up.

423
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:01,900
Skull.

424
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,380
This is one from the Dutch Masters.

425
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:07,000
Because they used to paint things like this.

426
00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:08,900
They'd have like a candle stick holder.

427
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:09,740
A candle arbor.

428
00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:11,040
Or whatever the fuck you call that.

429
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,580
And a cross.

430
00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:14,000
They wouldn't have a skull now.

431
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,340
They'd probably most likely have a bowl of fruit.

432
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,040
Or even a pheasant.

433
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:18,940
A dead pheasant.

434
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:19,560
Or something.

435
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,160
They wouldn't have a skull.

436
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,260
Is that a fucking crown of thorns on the skull?

437
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:25,080
Let's...

438
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,520
Let's get a little bit...

439
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,880
Technical about this now.

440
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,640
What does that signify?

441
00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:30,500
Notes.

442
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:31,400
Written notes.

443
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:32,520
It could be...

444
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,520
A fucking...

445
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:37,520
I don't know.

446
00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:39,200
I don't know.

447
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,880
More placards.

448
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,660
More plaques with stuff written on them.

449
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:49,320
This is getting very, very dodgy at the moment.

450
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:49,840
Look at that.

451
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:50,820
We have an angel.

452
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:53,160
An angel of the lanes.

453
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:54,040
On the wall.

454
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:54,800
It's an angel.

455
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,560
A painting of an angel.

456
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:58,720
Is it Gabriel?

457
00:18:58,840 --> 00:18:59,980
Is it the angel Gabriel?

458
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,640
We don't know.

459
00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:04,080
We really don't know.

460
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:06,960
Look at this.

461
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,260
Meat to savour the time at hand.

462
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,020
We had the dessert to start the dinner.

463
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,220
We had the meat to savour the time at hand.

464
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:15,700
And now we have this.

465
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,820
One last drink.

466
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,660
And the bottle breaks.

467
00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:24,600
Returning us to the duscht from whence we came.

468
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:31,860
It's just...

469
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:32,020
It's just...

470
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:34,680
Very, very, very, very...

471
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,100
Look at that.

472
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,600
Yet we have another Dutch master painting there.

473
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,120
And I was telling you.

474
00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:39,940
What was I telling you?

475
00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:40,720
A bowl of fruit.

476
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:42,220
A candlestick thing.

477
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,520
A fucking dead bird.

478
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,520
A dead bird.

479
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,720
I said a pheasant.

480
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,440
Baguettes.

481
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:51,260
French.

482
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,320
Red wine.

483
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:52,920
French.

484
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,760
But we're in Spain.

485
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:56,720
España.

486
00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:58,300
The Spanish lisp.

487
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,680
And you're...

488
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:04,620
They're selling Spanish lisps down in Lidl at the moment if you want to buy them.

489
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:10,900
What about down here?

490
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:11,940
We've got a pot.

491
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:13,560
The Juan Sancho.

492
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:14,120
How are you?

493
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,860
You say the watch out viper.

494
00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:16,900
Shit's gonna get real.

495
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,180
Fucking hell, man.

496
00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:26,860
Very strange, actually.

497
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:32,540
I was in Lidl and the 49 cent value veg that they do at the front door, which is always...

498
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:35,300
Always a go-to fucking...

499
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,940
It's a go-to stack of mine.

500
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,760
And they had garlic and the usual...

501
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:45,980
The usual shy garlic and fucking spring onions and fucking...

502
00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:51,960
Few radishes, like, you know.

503
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,500
But they actually had a box of Spanish lisps.

504
00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:59,400
And you can buy them for 49 cent apiece as well.

505
00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:06,440
I didn't get the sparkling water, RS.

506
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,560
I got...

507
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:15,700
I was in the market for some San Celestino, but I remembered that I had got some sparkling water earlier in the day.

508
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:17,280
From a different retailer.

509
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,780
I'm not gonna mention who that is.

510
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,620
No pink ladies, Stephen Thomas.

511
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:28,820
But I do have this lovely bag of Forest Feast.

512
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:32,620
Which is an amalgamation of...

513
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:35,620
Shriveled kind of fucking raisiny prune type stuff.

514
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:36,620
And...

515
00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:40,700
Just other kind of standard trail mix nuts.

516
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,540
You do the mathematics.

517
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:45,840
Spinal tap.

518
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,140
We've got another double vase situation.

519
00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:50,680
Nothing in the first one.

520
00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:51,040
Ming.

521
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:51,940
It's destroyed.

522
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:52,620
Ming Flanagan.

523
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:53,740
Oh, Schneek!

524
00:21:57,260 --> 00:21:57,800
Don't worry.

525
00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:59,000
He's gonna be no match to me.

526
00:21:59,060 --> 00:22:01,500
Because I have this Red 9.

527
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:03,800
Oh.

528
00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:06,000
I have a Red 9.

529
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:07,860
Which is...

530
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,900
A powerful 9mm handgun.

531
00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:11,820
And it's got a stock attached to it as well.

532
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,700
And look at some of the detail on that stock.

533
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,900
That hand grip as well.

534
00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:16,040
Absolutely beautiful.

535
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,320
1.8 firepower.

536
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:19,060
Firing speed of...

537
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,640
4.53 reload.

538
00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:21,480
2.20.

539
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,060
And a capacity of 10.

540
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,880
So that's what I'm...

541
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,440
That's what I'm gonna be using at the moment.

542
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,000
The snake doesn't stand a chance.

543
00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:29,840
Bowl of midgies.

544
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,700
Thank you very much, bowl of midgies.

545
00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:33,260
This one is for you, bowl.

546
00:22:33,980 --> 00:22:34,840
This one is for you.

547
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:36,420
See you later.

548
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,280
Hasta luego.

549
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,500
Hasta la vista.

550
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,440
Fuck you, man.

551
00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:43,680
Get the red dot on him.

552
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:44,600
Get the red...

553
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,680
You fucking snakey.

554
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,160
There we go.

555
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,240
That cost me a good few bullets.

556
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,100
And there we have an egg as well.

557
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:55,900
That's the prize.

558
00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:00,880
I can't believe we got an egg out of that snake.

559
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:02,540
Could have been zero.

560
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,300
Could have been zero.

561
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,860
We asked Tommy last time when he was going on tour.

562
00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:11,040
And he said to ask you the next time you were on.

563
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:11,600
Verdict.

564
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,260
Don't know, man.

565
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,780
I'm on tour now, actually, at the moment.

566
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,620
And you're watching it live.

567
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,360
So how about that?

568
00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:30,720
If that doesn't satiate your desire, then I can only give you speculation.

569
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,400
Speculative answers, such as...

570
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,480
In the near future.

571
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,760
In the not too distant future.

572
00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:36,860
And...

573
00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:38,100
Soon.

574
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:40,280
There'll be something.

575
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:45,720
But thank you in the meantime very much for the tip.

576
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,040
And for your...

577
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,000
For your...

578
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,240
For your eyes, vision.

579
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,300
Which you've used that gift.

580
00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:53,700
You've used the gift of vision.

581
00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:56,960
On my...

582
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,320
Channel.

583
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,280
And...

584
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,680
I don't take that lightly.

585
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,300
I don't say that lightly either, you know.

586
00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:04,880
You've been given the gift of sight.

587
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,240
And I tried for...

588
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,800
Probably about two minutes today.

589
00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:08,900
Three minutes.

590
00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:10,540
To live life...

591
00:24:10,540 --> 00:24:11,320
Blind.

592
00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:12,460
By closing my eyes.

593
00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:14,580
And trying to navigate my way through the house.

594
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,280
I needed to go for a piss.

595
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,160
And I had peas...

596
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,060
Like frozen peas were boiling as well.

597
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,100
So there was two risks that I ran.

598
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:22,860
One...

599
00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:25,300
Was pissing on the floor or the toilet seat.

600
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:27,520
And...

601
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,180
I managed not to do that.

602
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,300
And then the second risk...

603
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,380
Was burning my hand on the stove.

604
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:36,320
And I didn't do that either.

605
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,940
But I gave up the blind act.

606
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,560
Then after that.

607
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:41,700
And I just thought...

608
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:42,420
I can't do it.

609
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:43,680
And I...

610
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,300
My...

611
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:45,500
Just cannot...

612
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,540
Cannot imagine...

613
00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:49,220
The gift of sight is something we all take for granted.

614
00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:50,560
It really is.

615
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,360
I wonder if you're really fucking blind.

616
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:55,840
Like...

617
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:56,560
There must be...

618
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,240
Levels of blindness as well.

619
00:24:59,320 --> 00:24:59,560
Because...

620
00:25:00,420 --> 00:25:01,680
Even though I close my eyes.

621
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:03,440
I could still...

622
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,560
Light was still hitting their...

623
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,120
Would it be the retina?

624
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:07,540
I don't know.

625
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,080
I could still see light.

626
00:25:10,180 --> 00:25:11,120
If you know what I mean.

627
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,160
But if you are completely blind.

628
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,560
Do you not see any light at all?

629
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,760
Suppose if you have no eyes.

630
00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:18,140
Oh, it's mad.

631
00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:19,100
It's fucking mad.

632
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:21,560
It really is.

633
00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:24,020
Ian Kelly.

634
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:24,760
Ian Kelly.

635
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:33,720
Thanks very much.

636
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,860
I hope you're well.

637
00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:38,140
Thank you very much.

638
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,360
All the best.

639
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:41,900
Bye-bye.

640
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:45,680
Anonymous.

641
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:53,300
Thank you very much anonymous for your kind and generous generous tip. I just for

642
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,280
So, you know, it was you

643
00:25:56,300 --> 00:26:04,480
Your name is is anonymous on the screen because you had the word dildo in your name title and that's not gonna cut the mustard with the stream labs boys

644
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:15,660
But thanks very much for the tip it was nice it was kind it was fantastic

645
00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:17,660
It's one of the best goddamn tips I've ever received

646
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:29,960
Over I did over I dildo I was gonna say over I data three three typewriter

647
00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:37,260
Chapter three three 35 grid tip

648
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:42,540
Now we can hear a bit of consternation

649
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:48,200
Oh, we've been in here we got chased we got ran out of this place

650
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:12,580
Any sign of drew peacock says th book and funnily enough?

651
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:21,460
No, and you and you've got me to see it again even though I was trying to reference something that happened in the last stream somebody was

652
00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:29,400
Getting me to say names because they were writing them in a different in a weird way and then when I'd say it it'd come out as drew peacock and

653
00:27:29,660 --> 00:27:36,920
And then someone has just wrote that in the chat and I was being I've been nice replying to you but in doing so I've I've said it again

654
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:41,260
So I don't know if you you've won maybe you've won

655
00:27:43,820 --> 00:27:51,580
Has James Smith also known as mr. Brown noise come back to the stream? I'm not sure I haven't seen him and he's being loud. He's been quiet

656
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:56,300
He's been quiet if he has

657
00:28:04,060 --> 00:28:20,620
I don't know where Dermot Lopez productions is either I?

658
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,920
I think

659
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:25,920
I think

660
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,920
I

661
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:32,540
Am I am I going round in a fucking vicious loop here?

662
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,560
Maybe I have to shoot that painting

663
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,920
Oh

664
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:49,920
Oh

665
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:49,920
Oh

666
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,920
Oh

667
00:28:55,120 --> 00:29:00,540
Let's have a look let's have a look a dessert cherish the remaining years

668
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:08,640
This is like the crystal maze but without the time limit or the lad with the harmonica and

669
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,320
bald Pete

670
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,680
Bread begins the meal of life

671
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:19,680
Meat to save save the time at hand

672
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:27,680
One last drink and the bottle breaks for things to the dust where we came probably just shoot the bottle

673
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,680
Look at that

674
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,680
Yeah

675
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,680
Perfecto

676
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,680
Perfecto

677
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,680
Perfecto

678
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:57,680
Look at this room this is a fantastic it's the worst room ever the worst situation you could ever be in imagine this for a nightmare this is your life

679
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,680
This is your life

680
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,680
Fucking super book

681
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,680
Fucking super book

682
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,680
Fucking super book

683
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,680
Uncle book five return of the book

684
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,680
You got the hourglass with the gold decker

685
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,680
What use is that now to me?

686
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:13,680
Fucking

687
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,680
Fucking reloading

688
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:15,680
Fucking reloading

689
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,680
Fucking reloading

690
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,680
Fucking reloading

691
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:27,680
I love bread I'm mad about bread I've been I've ate bread five times I'm infatuated with bread

692
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,680
I

693
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,680
I

694
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,680
Think

695
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,680
I

696
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,680
Think

697
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:43,680
Combine that there combine the green with the red and then the red with the yellow herb there and you'd take that that'll probably not only give you full health but it will increase your your health health capacity which is

698
00:30:43,680 --> 00:31:01,680
I mean it's no understatement to say that's going to come in very handy the final furlong of the game final third which I think we're at I think we're at that

699
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,680
I think we're at that

700
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:03,680
Carla

701
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:03,680
Carla

702
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:21,680
Yeah Carla thanks very much

703
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,680
And uh

704
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:33,680
Move around like that that guy is still

705
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,680
Oh you can open it

706
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,680
Oh you gotta shoot the fucking thing

707
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,680
Huh?

708
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,680
The giant padlock it's the biggest padlock I've ever seen

709
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,680
That's a massive one

710
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,680
It's a beast of a lock

711
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,680
There's a two it's a two

712
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,680
There's two doors

713
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,980
There's two doors.

714
00:31:55,660 --> 00:31:57,100
Trapped in a cage with this

715
00:31:57,100 --> 00:31:59,260
balloon.

716
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,940
Getting shot at. Getting arrows.

717
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:04,600
Arrows to the back.

718
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,600
Poisonous arrows.

719
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:42,580
Poisonous arrows.

720
00:32:42,580 --> 00:32:50,480
Hell, he is, uh, he's some buck.

721
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,180
Ah!

722
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:00,700
Ah!

723
00:33:06,580 --> 00:33:07,620
Oh, Jesus.

724
00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:33,340
Yes! Hit that fucking daft thing on his back. That's the main... that's the main way of getting him. He's infected with the Plagos, or the Lagos, or whatever the fuck it is. Yes! Easy. Easy, Street. And you.

725
00:33:33,340 --> 00:33:48,460
Well, looks like we made it anyway. It was looking a bit grim there. Fucking hell!

726
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:51,360
Ah!

727
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:58,800
Ah!

728
00:33:58,800 --> 00:33:58,860
Ah!

729
00:33:58,860 --> 00:33:59,360
Ah!

730
00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:06,300
There's another one!

731
00:34:08,460 --> 00:34:08,960
Oh!

732
00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:15,640
Oh!

733
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:20,820
I know...

734
00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:21,320
Oh!

735
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:36,040
As I was saying, it was... looking pretty grim there for a moment, but we got through it.

736
00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:44,760
I don't know where they came from. They kept dropping in. Did these are somewhere up... up... up above?

737
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,760
I wouldn't... I didn't think they could have climbed the cage.

738
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,000
Anyway, let's... let's keep going. This is a speed run.

739
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,760
Take the green herb, yeah.

740
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,800
Great little herb.

741
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:14,280
Jesus!

742
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:20,960
Mad about snake.

743
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:21,300
Mad about snake.

744
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:24,040
Thank you very much, mad about snake.

745
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:30,880
Infatuated with snake.

746
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:36,680
*Mario plays*

747
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,680
Gridrain 741

748
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,680
Thank you very much gridrain 741

749
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,680
Can we get some crystal maze music for the cage?

750
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,680
I'm afraid it's too long in the tooth for that

751
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,680
It's too late

752
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,680
Coke Headlow, we've got Coke Headlows coming up

753
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,680
Coke Headlow, Coke Headlow, Coke Headlow, Coke Headlow

754
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,680
Merkle's blue waffle, thank you very much

755
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,680
Coke Headlow, Merkle's blue waffle

756
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,680
What a fucking name

757
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,680
What's a blue waffle?

758
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,680
Don't wanna google that

759
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,680
In case something fucking disgusting comes up

760
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,680
Oh, how did I miss?

761
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,680
I was waffling on about fucking Merkle

762
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:23,680
Coke Headlow, Coke Headlow, Coke Headlow

763
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,680
Did you see his eyes?

764
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:30,680
Iniesta, someone just said Iniesta again

765
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,680
Uh oh look

766
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:32,680
Look at this guy

767
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:35,680
Griswold

768
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,680
Goodnight and God bless

769
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,680
Rest in pieces

770
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,680
Then we've got another one here

771
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,680
Paul Coke Headlow, the alchemist

772
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,680
Alchemize this, dickhead

773
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,680
*laughs*

774
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,680
You're fucked

775
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,680
Goodnight and God bless

776
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,680
Rest in pieces

777
00:36:55,680 --> 00:37:01,680
I was hoping for the you're fucked thing to come up over the picture of him but it didn't work out

778
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:09,160
To sort out my situation let's take a moment to appreciate this guy who has

779
00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:18,940
Unfortunately become infected and he's now at the end of it is that the ease he's come to the end of his tether

780
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:26,640
And he doesn't know this yet McSlee thank you very much for that. You kind-hearted beast McSlee thank you

781
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:33,500
This guy's eyes are gone. He's a pure goner. They're rolling back. He's the rolling stone hey

782
00:37:34,140 --> 00:37:41,920
This is Jagger is gonna be alive still in another 50 years time the only way he's gonna do that is to dabble in research chemicals

783
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:46,380
Unfortunately will take the wrong thing at some time and he'll turn to this

784
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:51,920
But he'll still be fucking filling out arenas. That's the thing people will still be going to see this

785
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:57,800
But in this game, I do have the opportunity to put him down like a limp dog

786
00:37:58,380 --> 00:38:00,380
sorry Jag and

787
00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:04,280
He's got a fucking bug coming out of his probably a good thing

788
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,920
He needed to be put down

789
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,440
He needed wormen or D. Lawson

790
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,680
Sorry Jag

791
00:38:14,940 --> 00:38:16,940
That's the end of him

792
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:24,500
Anyway, he if Mick Jagger was infected by a fucking spinal fucking spinal ant I

793
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:30,160
Wouldn't object to him being fucking put down

794
00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:34,100
Look at that

795
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:39,640
There's some is doubt there's something down shit jump down press square to jump down watch onto that I

796
00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:46,480
Think I'll I'll take the door. Thanks, but let's have a never look here at the artwork and as we can see the female form

797
00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:55,480
Was different or it was celebrated differently in the ages ages gone by you know, it's not like the

798
00:38:57,060 --> 00:39:02,440
The skinny situation that you have now or did nowadays. It's more voluptuous. It's a

799
00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:11,220
Gray hair is this I'm not sure but we can see there I can't zoom in with my eyes here

800
00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:15,780
But I can use the high-powered rifle to go a little bit into the cleavage there

801
00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:19,880
And we do see some kind of brassiere situation to pixelated

802
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:31,140
So let's go on I mean maybe it wasn't meant to be erotic put I mean that evidence the little sight of the brassiere does just otherwise

803
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,220
Let's have a look here. We've got another couple coke headlows and

804
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:43,160
They've got they've got shields, but their shields are of no use now when I have this high-powered fucking scope

805
00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:49,160
Yes, lash the head lash the run of himself

806
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,720
He should have done better. He simply should have done better

807
00:39:56,040 --> 00:40:00,360
There's a parasite down here. I'm in two minds over to

808
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:07,880
Waste my shotgun shells or uh without the red nine and see what flies, you know?

809
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:18,260
I'll load up the schlugs into the fucking boomstick, but I'm going to pack the fucking nine

810
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:22,000
When I do the drop the initial drop is going to be a nine packer

811
00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:29,980
Now run run run rabbit run rabbit run we do the quick turn back

812
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,320
Spinal column is gone

813
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,740
Spinal column is gone which is a great boon to our quest

814
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:45,080
Because if there's one thing you don't want when you're trying to save the president's door daughter from

815
00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:50,540
People out there in the wilds of Spain is this in a castle?

816
00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:57,980
You don't want some kind of parasitic spinal column with legs chasing you around the castle itself?

817
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:04,120
Would be an absolute anti-boon to your quest and Jimmy Jesus?

818
00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:08,620
Thank you very much for that kind thing that you've bestowed upon us

819
00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:15,840
When tip beat Kilkenny in the final the last day Brian Cody went to the tip

820
00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:20,960
Banished door and said Liam don't be shitty

821
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:28,620
And don't be cheeky what a double I can't believe it a double helping of cheeky references

822
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:36,200
You had me there Jimmy until the very end and you fucking twisted it. I didn't know where it was going

823
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:41,900
I didn't understand what what you would have been getting that when I reached the end of that sentence. I

824
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:46,600
Was I was relieved and amused?

825
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,200
This oh

826
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:57,100
Michael stipe

827
00:41:59,260 --> 00:42:04,940
Fucking Nicky stipe and the REM boys have got fucking iris attracted out of it no

828
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,280
No

829
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,040
Jesus these things have got harder

830
00:42:24,140 --> 00:42:27,540
Fucking hell fucking hell

831
00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:35,720
He can't consider being put down that country to be put down

832
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,760
Get away

833
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:47,140
Fucking red nine needs to be souped up big time the red nine needs to be souped up

834
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:55,360
Next time we get to the booking just giving the door a kick just to let that maze can't know that I'm coming from him coming for you

835
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:59,300
Yeah, yeah, me's good luck oh

836
00:43:05,380 --> 00:43:11,880
It's a fucking nightmare this game resident nightmare fire further. Thank you very much for further. I

837
00:43:13,540 --> 00:43:15,840
Hope you're well far further. Thank you very much

838
00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:19,060
Going to London in early September any pro tips?

839
00:43:19,780 --> 00:43:27,020
Don't all man don't live there. I'm not trying to be a part of the guy richie plotline with guys talking about pig farms

840
00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:28,400
I

841
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,900
Don't know but I have played the getaway black Monday

842
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:39,560
So I mean I do know a little bit about London

843
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:48,980
So just be wary of fucking the triads I don't think you'd get them unless you go around Chinatown anyway

844
00:43:50,620 --> 00:43:55,320
Beware of fucking people on the street coming up to your right and they're like do you want some of this man?

845
00:43:55,420 --> 00:44:02,220
And then you think it's something good so you go down an alleyway and you buy it off them and then you open you get it home and it's this

846
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,280
Just a fucking chicken bone in a bag

847
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,660
Be wary of that there's a lot of scams going on and

848
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,700
What else?

849
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,960
What else get away black Monday?

850
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:20,820
Get away black Monday if you need if you get hurt when you're in London just fucking if you get stabbed

851
00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:26,480
Which there's an epidemic of now so make sure you pack a stab vest when you visit there

852
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:33,660
But if you get stabbed just simply lean against the wall for a few minutes and you just you heal

853
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:43,000
That's as far as I got in the game the getaway, but it does it has prepared me for any future trip to London. Oh the waste of a grenade

854
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,520
And again absolute waste

855
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,560
Fuck you man these guys are like machine

856
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,560
I

857
00:44:59,420 --> 00:45:01,420
Bet you there's someone behind me now as well

858
00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:08,120
Angel of the lanes, I'm just gonna grenade the cunt Nana

859
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,420
Nana I won't I'll just I'll take this I'll take this

860
00:45:17,060 --> 00:45:19,060
Reload

861
00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:21,060
Oh

862
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:34,500
T 22 BC thanks very much you say evening Francis well evening to you

863
00:45:35,340 --> 00:45:39,240
Evening to you T 22 BC. I hope you're having a great evening

864
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:46,140
It's a wonderful summer's evening it's pissing down

865
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:53,700
Intermittently throughout the past 24 hours. Ooh, I'm getting shot at there's a man behind a painting

866
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,120
There's a man behind a painting Pat

867
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,840
He's got a crossbow Pat

868
00:46:01,540 --> 00:46:07,220
He said in the fucking cross he said in the flame he's got a lighter and he keeps setting the bolts on fire

869
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,840
Yep, it burns you when it burns you when it goes into the skin Pat

870
00:46:17,540 --> 00:46:20,020
Take a herb for your troubles

871
00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:26,160
Take a bloody herb. Thank you very much T 22 BC far further and

872
00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:29,100
Jimmy juices

873
00:46:33,620 --> 00:46:35,620
Yes, I

874
00:46:36,620 --> 00:46:38,620
Could have bought that fucking yoke off the

875
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:43,800
The merchant of Venice earlier on and I didn't and I'm glad

876
00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:48,820
Because there's one in the box here and it's ours now. We've got a rocket launcher

877
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,520
Take the handgun bullets. Yes

878
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:56,760
Take the grenade I will we take this rocket launcher

879
00:46:57,620 --> 00:46:59,620
Paul Kokedlo

880
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:01,740
Is he gone?

881
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:03,880
Tell you what.

882
00:47:07,860 --> 00:47:09,060
Let's do a bit of this.

883
00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:13,300
Oh no!

884
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:19,840
Let's do a bit of this.

885
00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:28,740
I can't go for the head because his...

886
00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:30,920
I heard him die.

887
00:47:31,780 --> 00:47:34,120
His helmet or his fucking skull mask.

888
00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:36,940
Take the launcher, I will indeed.

889
00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:40,300
Let's do a bit of fucking...

890
00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:41,460
Moving around here.

891
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:45,600
Huh?

892
00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:53,840
We can go on to the green.

893
00:47:54,060 --> 00:47:55,080
Bit of Vigion.

894
00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:57,600
Thank you very much, Bit of Vigion.

895
00:47:58,140 --> 00:47:59,100
Very kind of you.

896
00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:00,520
I hope you're well.

897
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,800
The Voodoo.

898
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,460
Daniel Day Voodoo.

899
00:48:11,260 --> 00:48:11,660
Oh.

900
00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:16,780
Glorious tits.

901
00:48:17,180 --> 00:48:18,640
Thank you very much, Meme Man.

902
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,900
Man of the Memes.

903
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,400
Man of the Day.

904
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:25,020
Man of the Hour.

905
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:29,180
Maybe if we reload some of the weaponry here, we'll have a few...

906
00:48:29,180 --> 00:48:30,660
Fuck it.

907
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,440
Mick Jagger for euthanasia.

908
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:39,120
Mick Jagger for euthanasia.

909
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:39,660
I don't know.

910
00:48:39,660 --> 00:48:40,300
That's not right.

911
00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:41,940
I don't think that's right.

912
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,780
Not the actual concept of euthanasia in itself.

913
00:48:44,980 --> 00:48:48,280
But I mean, just Mick hasn't really displayed any sort of signs.

914
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:52,280
And first and foremost, it's not even your decision.

915
00:48:52,820 --> 00:48:53,740
But thanks for the tip.

916
00:48:54,420 --> 00:48:55,940
But it's not up to you.

917
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,080
Now, we gotta go here.

918
00:49:00,380 --> 00:49:01,440
Equip, equip, equip.

919
00:49:02,100 --> 00:49:02,400
Equip.

920
00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:12,680
Is it murder, though?

921
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:13,780
Someone just said that it would be murder.

922
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:20,180
I don't know if it's euthanasia or if it's like someone's asked for it to be done.

923
00:49:20,180 --> 00:49:20,680
No.

924
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:27,640
This.

925
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,440
This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.

926
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:40,380
If someone else decides it's murder, yeah, I suppose maybe it is.

927
00:49:41,700 --> 00:49:47,420
Does that mean when you're putting, if you've got a pet and it's fucking lame and you put it down, you've murdered it, like, you know?

928
00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:53,120
Let's use the pet analogy here first.

929
00:49:53,820 --> 00:49:57,300
Or allegory or whatever word, whatever fancy fucking word you want to use.

930
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,100
Before we go into human territory.

931
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:02,820
Humanics.

932
00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:09,240
It's an, if it's an uncool pet, it's okay.

933
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:10,880
I don't know, actually, yeah.

934
00:50:12,180 --> 00:50:14,160
He's only a Las Plagas, that lad.

935
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:20,380
Too deep for me, says Sam Wood.

936
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,380
I killed my Tamagotchi, says Max Darwin.

937
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:26,680
Jams Darude, says Chuck Yarla.

938
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:31,700
Doesn't really add anything to the fucking, to the, uh, discussion, but I mean.

939
00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:34,700
You've got spirit.

940
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:43,100
Will the rocket launcher fit in there or is that gonna be a complete, is it gonna be, uh, take up all that space at the bottom?

941
00:50:50,620 --> 00:50:52,140
What if your pet is Lopez?

942
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:53,580
Oh, come on, man.

943
00:50:54,540 --> 00:50:58,660
Give, give DLP a chance for once.

944
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:04,680
Is it any wonder, is it any wonder he isn't, he hasn't come back or is that the other lad?

945
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:07,200
Yes!

946
00:51:07,780 --> 00:51:08,360
That fits.

947
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,140
And with a few slots to boot.

948
00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:16,580
That, isn't that great as well because we do need those shotgun shells and the rifle ammunition as well.

949
00:51:16,580 --> 00:51:19,580
Go ahead, go, go ahead, go, ahead, go, ahead.

950
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:26,580
It's, it's a real ominous thing they're whispering.

951
00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:29,040
Schlug Repellent.

952
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:34,960
Thank you very much for your glorious and kind-hearted infatuation with the stream.

953
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,340
This is for you, Schlug Repellent.

954
00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:46,460
Great to see Resident Evil bridge the emotional gap between Knockmore and Swinfort.

955
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:51,340
Spiders.

956
00:51:51,860 --> 00:51:53,620
Thank you very much for that.

957
00:51:55,740 --> 00:51:56,140
Spiders.

958
00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:57,980
I don't know if that's loud enough.

959
00:51:59,140 --> 00:51:59,540
Spiders.

960
00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:06,280
I don't know about, I don't know about you, but there's been an influx of, not only spiders.

961
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:08,040
Spiders.

962
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:08,160
Spiders.

963
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,720
But millipedes in the house.

964
00:52:11,220 --> 00:52:12,200
There's an infestation.

965
00:52:12,660 --> 00:52:13,460
They're fucking everywhere.

966
00:52:14,220 --> 00:52:16,080
And it's getting out of hand.

967
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:22,460
Walking around in your bare feet and you might fucking stand on a millipede.

968
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,380
I don't know what to do.

969
00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:27,280
I am up the fucking wall.

970
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:29,600
Uh.

971
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,280
Can we go through this door?

972
00:52:31,380 --> 00:52:34,120
Was it, was there a reason we didn't go through this door?

973
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,160
What's the story?

974
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:36,600
Alright.

975
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:36,700
Alright.

976
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:41,220
Thank you very much spiders and Schlug Repellent.

977
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,120
You kind hearted snakes.

978
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:54,220
Wasps everywhere.

979
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:58,540
Sean King.

980
00:52:58,680 --> 00:52:59,120
Serious.

981
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:04,880
You've got an infestation of white Anglo-Saxon Protestants in your house.

982
00:53:05,940 --> 00:53:10,860
That is absolutely sickening and obscene and obsequious.

983
00:53:11,540 --> 00:53:13,680
Other fucking big fancy words.

984
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:14,840
Multiple.

985
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:16,440
Multiple.

986
00:53:17,860 --> 00:53:18,420
Syllables.

987
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,060
And here he is again.

988
00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:23,560
The merchant of Ennis.

989
00:53:24,780 --> 00:53:25,520
And look at this.

990
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:31,320
I've never took any time to notice or celebrate his shoes.

991
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,400
Look at the fucking shoes on him.

992
00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:37,100
They're his chili boots.

993
00:53:40,540 --> 00:53:42,500
Are they like chili boots?

994
00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:43,540
Are they like.

995
00:53:44,020 --> 00:53:45,580
Just fucking porridge.

996
00:53:45,740 --> 00:53:46,220
He's got like.

997
00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:47,780
Porridge sacks.

998
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,160
Sacks of porridge for feet.

999
00:53:50,220 --> 00:53:50,820
Moccasins.

1000
00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:55,960
Number shoe Frank McCord.

1001
00:53:57,020 --> 00:53:58,340
Why did you not discuss.

1002
00:53:58,940 --> 00:53:59,860
Your pair of.

1003
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:01,420
Moccasins.

1004
00:54:05,980 --> 00:54:07,200
With the merchant.

1005
00:54:08,780 --> 00:54:09,880
Yeah merchant.

1006
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:10,020
Merchant.

1007
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:12,200
Yeah merchant.

1008
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,600
Anyway we've got to do this now.

1009
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,080
Got some rare.

1010
00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:17,460
Things on sale.

1011
00:54:17,820 --> 00:54:18,380
Stranger.

1012
00:54:19,980 --> 00:54:21,240
What are you buying?

1013
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,340
Yeah we'll buy the massive case.

1014
00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:29,240
Thank you.

1015
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:40,440
I think at this stage.

1016
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,680
What the fuck is that black tail?

1017
00:54:41,780 --> 00:54:42,620
Did I own that before?

1018
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:44,540
Did I own the black tail?

1019
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,620
Should I sell the red nine and buy the black tail?

1020
00:54:56,620 --> 00:54:57,580
Oh yeah I should.

1021
00:54:57,580 --> 00:54:57,580
I should.

1022
00:54:57,580 --> 00:54:58,480
I should.

1023
00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:58,480
I should.

1024
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,020
I should.

1025
00:55:00,020 --> 00:55:01,620
What are you selling?

1026
00:55:04,780 --> 00:55:06,920
Great way to keep you interested in this game.

1027
00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:09,740
I'll buy it at a high price.

1028
00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:10,920
Yeah I know well you will.

1029
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:13,460
You're a mad cunt for the guns sure.

1030
00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:15,080
Sell you that.

1031
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,020
Thank you.

1032
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:18,460
And then.

1033
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,300
What are you buying?

1034
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,120
I'll take that piece that you have called the black tail.

1035
00:55:24,340 --> 00:55:25,480
Or the broken butterfly.

1036
00:55:26,380 --> 00:55:27,000
Oh it's a magnum.

1037
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,300
I'll take the black tail thanks.

1038
00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:29,980
Is that old?

1039
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:34,800
And you can throw a fucking stock on that if you've got one.

1040
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:37,340
He he he he.

1041
00:55:37,660 --> 00:55:38,320
Thank you.

1042
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:39,440
What are you buying?

1043
00:55:42,820 --> 00:55:43,260
Uh.

1044
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:44,980
Stock for the thing.

1045
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:45,520
No.

1046
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,140
No fucking stock.

1047
00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:47,680
Oh yeah we do.

1048
00:55:48,820 --> 00:55:49,200
No.

1049
00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:49,820
No they don't.

1050
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:51,960
Maybe it's back in the buy section.

1051
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:52,900
What are you buying?

1052
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:55,820
Stock.

1053
00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:57,840
The TMP stock.

1054
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:00,240
No.

1055
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:02,600
No.

1056
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,660
No stock for the fucking black tail man.

1057
00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:07,360
Look at this rifle.

1058
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:10,240
Let's get the semi-auto rifle.

1059
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,280
Let's fucking sell the rifle I have.

1060
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:13,780
What are you selling?

1061
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:19,360
Sell this baby.

1062
00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:23,780
I'll buy it at a high price.

1063
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,300
I know well you will you fucking demon.

1064
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,300
You're a demon for the firepower.

1065
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,300
I'd sell you that in a heartbeat.

1066
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:31,020
I'll take.

1067
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:32,460
I'll take that fucking.

1068
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,220
Semi-automatic rifle you have there.

1069
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:37,540
Is that all?

1070
00:56:38,060 --> 00:56:39,000
That is all yeah.

1071
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,180
I'll stick that there.

1072
00:56:40,860 --> 00:56:41,380
Nice.

1073
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,720
I'm looking at the chat now just so I can see how wrong I've been.

1074
00:56:47,340 --> 00:56:48,260
Black tail is fine.

1075
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:48,900
Thanks Drew.

1076
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:50,480
Sell the trifle.

1077
00:56:50,820 --> 00:56:51,100
Max.

1078
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:51,900
I did that.

1079
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,780
Should have upgraded the red nine.

1080
00:56:53,980 --> 00:56:54,460
Sam would.

1081
00:56:55,660 --> 00:56:56,060
Sam what?

1082
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:56,640
Sorry man.

1083
00:56:57,380 --> 00:56:58,240
Sell the TMP.

1084
00:56:58,500 --> 00:56:59,180
I don't know man.

1085
00:56:59,220 --> 00:57:00,680
I think it might come into its own.

1086
00:57:02,380 --> 00:57:03,500
That broke my heart.

1087
00:57:03,580 --> 00:57:04,740
I would have kept the red nine.

1088
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:05,300
Dope nut.

1089
00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:09,440
Can I fucking buy the red nine back then?

1090
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:11,900
Sell him this black tail and buy the red nine back.

1091
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:12,920
Thank you.

1092
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:30,280
Red nine is better but a change of pace is nice.

1093
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:31,080
Brian.

1094
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:31,560
I.

1095
00:57:31,700 --> 00:57:31,920
Yes.

1096
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:32,400
Yes.

1097
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:32,760
Yes.

1098
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:33,420
Said it.

1099
00:57:33,740 --> 00:57:35,400
You said it better than I ever could.

1100
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:35,740
Brian.

1101
00:57:36,460 --> 00:57:40,560
We're sticking with the black tail and we're gonna fucking sell the.

1102
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:44,640
The little stock that we had for the red nine.

1103
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:49,680
Two.

1104
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:50,760
Two thousand percent.

1105
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:53,520
Thank you.

1106
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:55,760
Good lad Brian.

1107
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,260
Heshton Blumenthal.

1108
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,420
That's a great way of saying it.

1109
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:03,880
And it's a great thing that you've.

1110
00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:05,580
You've made me read out what you've said.

1111
00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:06,820
And it isn't like a.

1112
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:08,300
A swear.

1113
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:09,300
Or a sully.

1114
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:10,800
On my name.

1115
00:58:11,420 --> 00:58:12,540
Or anyone else.

1116
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,180
What the fuck is this now?

1117
00:58:17,420 --> 00:58:18,760
We don't need anything else.

1118
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:21,000
The DUP.

1119
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:25,640
Thank you very much to the Democratic Unionist Party.

1120
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,500
You are the most.

1121
00:58:27,980 --> 00:58:29,900
Democratic of all the Unionists.

1122
00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:32,700
You're great Unionists.

1123
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:33,700
You love the Union.

1124
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,720
You're fucking mad about the Union.

1125
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,340
You're infatuated with the Union.

1126
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,840
You've been in the Union five times.

1127
00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:42,800
And the Union.

1128
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:43,940
The Union that you're.

1129
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:45,940
In now is gonna last forever.

1130
00:58:46,420 --> 00:58:47,060
Apart from.

1131
00:58:48,060 --> 00:58:48,880
Not forever.

1132
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:49,580
Because it'll.

1133
00:58:49,580 --> 00:58:50,780
It'll soon be dissolved.

1134
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:51,540
I would imagine.

1135
00:58:53,380 --> 00:58:54,140
Everyone's going.

1136
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:55,440
Everyone's.

1137
00:58:55,540 --> 00:58:56,260
Everyone's leaving.

1138
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:57,300
Bye bye.

1139
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:58,140
See ya.

1140
00:58:58,400 --> 00:58:58,760
Bye.

1141
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:00,820
Exit without saving.

1142
00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:02,700
I'm not gonna exit.

1143
00:59:08,700 --> 00:59:09,020
Brainslug.

1144
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:09,840
Thank you very much.

1145
00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:11,220
We've hacked into the mainframe.

1146
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:11,580
Pat.

1147
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,540
Zurich references in the Intel Ireland social media.

1148
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:15,860
It's gonna be niche guys.

1149
00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:22,840
Any more.

1150
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,320
Viper's views in the pipeline.

1151
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:24,760
DUP.

1152
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:25,180
Uh.

1153
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:29,760
I'm not gonna say no.

1154
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:31,520
But I don't.

1155
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:32,140
I won't be.

1156
00:59:32,140 --> 00:59:33,540
Viper's views on Russia today.

1157
00:59:33,620 --> 00:59:33,920
Anyway.

1158
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:36,140
Because that ship sailed.

1159
00:59:36,220 --> 00:59:36,980
A long time ago.

1160
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:41,420
About a year.

1161
00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:41,980
A year ago.

1162
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:46,780
There will be actually.

1163
00:59:46,780 --> 00:59:47,520
There's gonna be.

1164
00:59:47,620 --> 00:59:48,100
There's gonna be.

1165
00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:48,180
There's gonna be.

1166
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:49,440
Something coming up soon.

1167
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:51,260
I got it.

1168
00:59:52,700 --> 00:59:53,420
I don't know when.

1169
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:54,900
But it's gonna be coming up soon.

1170
00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:56,140
And that guy.

1171
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:56,680
He's fucked.

1172
00:59:57,740 --> 00:59:59,480
That's what happens when you make promises.

1173
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:00,300
That you can't keep.

1174
01:00:00,940 --> 01:00:01,220
I'm.

1175
01:00:01,220 --> 01:00:01,640
I'm.

1176
01:00:02,780 --> 01:00:04,780
Skirting on the side of not making the promises.

1177
01:00:11,780 --> 01:00:12,600
Bye Pat.

1178
01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:18,100
Bye Pat.

1179
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,080
Thank you very much.

1180
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:21,360
Now that I have the sample.

1181
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:23,880
You serve me no purpose.

1182
01:00:24,780 --> 01:00:25,300
Sadler.

1183
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:27,620
My boy Salazar.

1184
01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:29,500
Will make sure you.

1185
01:00:29,780 --> 01:00:31,100
Follow the same thing.

1186
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:32,860
Thank you very much.

1187
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:33,360
Anya.

1188
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:35,380
Stay with me.

1189
01:00:35,380 --> 01:00:36,420
Anya Panky Pie.

1190
01:00:36,540 --> 01:00:37,260
Thank you very much.

1191
01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:38,300
I'm a researcher.

1192
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:39,960
And Cavalogue.

1193
01:00:40,060 --> 01:00:40,600
By Sadler.

1194
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:41,900
Looking forward to the new vid.

1195
01:00:41,940 --> 01:00:42,620
I'm sharing.

1196
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:44,300
So sharing the man's shed.

1197
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:45,680
Good man yourself.

1198
01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:46,840
Cavalogue.

1199
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:47,700
Good man yourself.

1200
01:00:48,660 --> 01:00:49,300
Well done.

1201
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:50,760
And thank you.

1202
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,660
It should suppress growth of the parasite.

1203
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:55,800
The sample.

1204
01:00:57,060 --> 01:00:58,300
Sadler took it.

1205
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:00,940
Fucking Sadler and Salazar.

1206
01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:02,860
Are in cahoots together man.

1207
01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:07,000
Come on Lewis.

1208
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:09,340
Ah Lewis.

1209
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:09,780
No way.

1210
01:01:09,860 --> 01:01:11,120
Your name was Lewis all along.

1211
01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:12,260
I thought it was Louie man.

1212
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:13,580
Because you're like Louie.

1213
01:01:13,660 --> 01:01:14,280
Or Luis.

1214
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:16,040
Spanish man.

1215
01:01:16,660 --> 01:01:18,300
Who even were you man?

1216
01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:20,400
I actually don't even know who you were man.

1217
01:01:20,460 --> 01:01:22,080
I was talking over all your cut scenes.

1218
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,520
You're dead now anyways.

1219
01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:24,700
You can't explain it to me.

1220
01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:29,320
And we have a bottle of.

1221
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,800
Yippity yippity yippity doodahs.

1222
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:35,880
Keep well hydrated anyway.

1223
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:39,180
And we'll save it again.

1224
01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:41,600
37th save of the speed run guys.

1225
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:43,840
Are you with me?

1226
01:01:43,980 --> 01:01:46,140
Or you're either with me or you're against me.

1227
01:01:54,220 --> 01:01:55,020
Oh.

1228
01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:55,060
Oh.

1229
01:01:57,940 --> 01:01:58,500
Cut scenes.

1230
01:01:58,820 --> 01:01:59,540
And where's Ashley?

1231
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:00,380
Ashley's not here.

1232
01:02:02,780 --> 01:02:04,140
They'll pay for your death.

1233
01:02:04,540 --> 01:02:05,280
I promise.

1234
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:06,400
Says.

1235
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:08,120
Leon S.

1236
01:02:08,180 --> 01:02:09,860
Kennedy to the dead man.

1237
01:02:10,020 --> 01:02:10,380
Lewis.

1238
01:02:14,740 --> 01:02:16,180
I can hear Ashley.

1239
01:02:18,620 --> 01:02:19,740
She's trapped somewhere.

1240
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:19,980
She.

1241
01:02:21,020 --> 01:02:21,760
Whatever the weather.

1242
01:02:21,860 --> 01:02:23,940
We've still got time to smash a few vads.

1243
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:28,640
Oh.

1244
01:02:31,580 --> 01:02:32,540
Frankish guns.

1245
01:02:33,180 --> 01:02:34,060
Thank you very much.

1246
01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:34,780
Frankish guns.

1247
01:02:35,260 --> 01:02:35,460
Book.

1248
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:36,180
Book.

1249
01:02:36,180 --> 01:02:36,260
Book.

1250
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:36,620
Do.

1251
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:37,640
Sand tree man.

1252
01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:42,420
I once went out to Sand tree to buy the PlayStation 3.

1253
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:45,800
Because they had it there in stock in the Omni.

1254
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:46,460
And.

1255
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:49,680
That's the end of that story.

1256
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:52,120
That was in 2007.

1257
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:54,340
Goo Bob.

1258
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:55,060
Thank you very much.

1259
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:55,580
Goo Bob.

1260
01:03:00,100 --> 01:03:00,960
Goo Bob.

1261
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:04,540
Don't worry.

1262
01:03:04,620 --> 01:03:05,480
We're coming to get you.

1263
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:06,120
I mean.

1264
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:06,840
Save you.

1265
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:13,140
I said get.

1266
01:03:14,140 --> 01:03:15,200
I said get.

1267
01:03:15,620 --> 01:03:16,920
I meant to say save.

1268
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,380
It sounded like we're coming to kill you.

1269
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,060
The lonely donkey.

1270
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:24,260
Thank you very much Lewis.

1271
01:03:25,580 --> 01:03:27,140
Thanks very much lonely donkey.

1272
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:28,560
I don't know if your name is Lewis.

1273
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:35,940
Delith.

1274
01:03:35,940 --> 01:03:36,040
Delith.

1275
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:37,960
Delith.

1276
01:03:38,180 --> 01:03:38,420
You're.

1277
01:03:38,740 --> 01:03:40,420
You'll be pleased to hear Delith.

1278
01:03:40,540 --> 01:03:42,260
That I was down in Lidl earlier on.

1279
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:44,440
And I bought a sack of Spanish lisps.

1280
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:45,340
So.

1281
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:46,540
Your name comes in.

1282
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:47,200
It's perfect.

1283
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,860
It's like you don't even notice it.

1284
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:49,360
Delith.

1285
01:03:50,340 --> 01:03:51,620
Thanks very much Delith.

1286
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,120
Thank you very much Delith.

1287
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,180
For your Delithioth tip.

1288
01:03:57,820 --> 01:03:58,720
Ian Kelly too.

1289
01:03:59,300 --> 01:04:02,020
For your Delithioth 121.

1290
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,040
Thank you.

1291
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,240
For shopping with us.

1292
01:04:09,740 --> 01:04:10,780
Ming Vaz.

1293
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:12,180
Ming Vaz.

1294
01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:17,420
Thank you for your glorious tip.

1295
01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:18,100
Fucking hell.

1296
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,840
I'm bestowed with absolute.

1297
01:04:21,220 --> 01:04:21,900
Pure.

1298
01:04:22,220 --> 01:04:22,800
Joy.

1299
01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:24,320
Unexultant joy.

1300
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:24,840
And.

1301
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:26,120
Mirth.

1302
01:04:26,380 --> 01:04:27,340
And absolute.

1303
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:30,460
Just.

1304
01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:32,940
Indescribable feelings.

1305
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:39,980
Thanks for the donation.

1306
01:04:39,980 --> 01:04:51,740
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit?

1307
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,320
Cause that stuff was a blast.

1308
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,900
They say humans are social animals.

1309
01:04:57,020 --> 01:04:58,100
They can't live alone.

1310
01:04:59,580 --> 01:05:02,200
But you can live pretty well by yourself.

1311
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:02,980
Check.

1312
01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:03,220
Check.

1313
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:03,500
Check.

1314
01:05:03,580 --> 01:05:03,740
Check.

1315
01:05:03,860 --> 01:05:04,020
Check.

1316
01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:04,840
Check the mic.

1317
01:05:05,380 --> 01:05:06,040
Check the mic.

1318
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:11,340
Check the mic

1319
01:05:11,340 --> 01:05:15,920
Yeah

1320
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:19,540
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

1321
01:05:19,540 --> 01:05:20,700
Fuck

1322
01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:23,480
Check the mic

1323
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:24,900
I'm back in time again

1324
01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:27,060
This is Francis the Hig

1325
01:05:27,060 --> 01:05:28,200
Coming at you

1326
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:31,440
Watch out and maybe smoke a cig

1327
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:32,200
To relax

1328
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,440
Because

1329
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:37,120
I've sent a fax

1330
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:39,520
To your parents

1331
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:42,060
And your family and your former employers

1332
01:05:42,060 --> 01:05:45,520
I've told them all about what you've been doing

1333
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:46,700
What you've been at

1334
01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:49,920
And where I stand on you as a person

1335
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:50,380
And

1336
01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:54,560
Just be prepared to have to deal with the consequences

1337
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:55,560
Why?

1338
01:05:56,020 --> 01:05:58,480
Because I'm a rap king

1339
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:00,720
I went away for a while

1340
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,040
To the rap kingdom

1341
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:03,320
I learned how to rhyme

1342
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:05,000
And now I'm back singing them

1343
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,000
I know that didn't rhyme

1344
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,100
And it's not a great flow

1345
01:06:08,100 --> 01:06:08,920
But you know

1346
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,660
That I have to fucking give myself a minute

1347
01:06:10,660 --> 01:06:11,560
Before I can go

1348
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:12,080
Just a friend

1349
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:12,980
They'd abandon you

1350
01:06:12,980 --> 01:06:14,500
So give it a 1

1351
01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:15,600
Give it a 2

1352
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:16,760
Give it a 3

1353
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:17,880
Give it a 4

1354
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:18,740
Give it a 5

1355
01:06:18,740 --> 01:06:20,540
You distanced yourself from the 1

1356
01:06:20,540 --> 01:06:21,320
Give it a 6

1357
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:22,080
Give it a 7

1358
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,440
Give it an 8

1359
01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:23,760
9

1360
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:24,220
10

1361
01:06:24,220 --> 01:06:25,620
Yo yo yo

1362
01:06:25,620 --> 01:06:26,780
Francis is back again

1363
01:06:26,780 --> 01:06:27,960
Coming at you

1364
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:28,940
Like Cleopatra

1365
01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:30,340
With that sick ass flow

1366
01:06:30,340 --> 01:06:31,520
Who's this guy?

1367
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,400
The motherfucking snake you know

1368
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,320
I can hear that Ashley Graham one

1369
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:36,920
Screaming in the back of the beyond

1370
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:38,820
Trying to get me to go and save her

1371
01:06:38,820 --> 01:06:39,580
She's locked up

1372
01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:41,200
Against the wall or something

1373
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:42,880
But I just wanna smash

1374
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,280
Ming vases

1375
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:45,720
And eat muffins

1376
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:47,800
I went to Lidl earlier on

1377
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:49,800
I bought some fucking lisks

1378
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,820
And a big bong

1379
01:06:51,820 --> 01:06:53,880
From a man called Donkey Kong

1380
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:54,480
He

1381
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:55,440
Lidl

1382
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:58,840
Lidl are actually employing Donkey Kong

1383
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:01,440
And he's fucking on the tills

1384
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,140
And I was trying to buy stuff

1385
01:07:03,140 --> 01:07:05,400
But he kept on throwing barrels at me

1386
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,520
Fent

1387
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:09,320
The general's one of the major importers of fentanyl

1388
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:10,200
We're going after

1389
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:10,700
Fent?

1390
01:07:10,700 --> 01:07:12,080
Fucking hell man

1391
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:14,780
There's a guy hellbent on selling fent

1392
01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:15,740
The general

1393
01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:17,040
His name is the general

1394
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:17,680
Inside

1395
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:19,460
There's a convicted felon

1396
01:07:19,460 --> 01:07:21,900
This is sad business

1397
01:07:21,900 --> 01:07:23,640
You'll break your parole

1398
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:24,920
This is bad business

1399
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:27,460
If anyone can get drugs inside

1400
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:28,020
It's you

1401
01:07:28,020 --> 01:07:29,900
I won't know

1402
01:07:29,900 --> 01:07:31,360
We go along with the plan

1403
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:33,180
Evidence buries the general for good

1404
01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:35,140
And if that happens

1405
01:07:35,140 --> 01:07:38,040
You're a free man

1406
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:40,600
I'll never get out

1407
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:46,880
It's the latest shite film

1408
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,420
From Hollywood

1409
01:07:48,420 --> 01:07:50,860
Thank you very much

1410
01:07:50,860 --> 01:07:51,560
Janet Ward

1411
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:52,060
And

1412
01:07:52,060 --> 01:07:54,100
So close to delivering

1413
01:07:54,100 --> 01:07:54,580
Taron

1414
01:07:54,580 --> 01:07:56,940
Thank you very much Taron

1415
01:07:56,940 --> 01:07:58,680
I'm just trying to get home

1416
01:07:58,680 --> 01:07:59,680
And Neve

1417
01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:03,680
this ends now

1418
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:16,060
i might watch that probably won't though but uh the whole point neve of that fucking rap

1419
01:08:16,060 --> 01:08:23,680
interlude was to say thank you very much for the the kind and generous tip but i fucking forgot

1420
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:33,940
could you please could you please give a shout out to steve just home after a long day down the san

1421
01:08:33,940 --> 01:08:40,800
pellegrini factory thanks for always making us laugh francis and then a happy face you put there

1422
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:46,360
but there's no emojis in the message so it's just like a couple of dots and a big d

1423
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:50,780
uh capital uppercase d not a big d

1424
01:08:50,780 --> 01:09:01,640
yeah ashley tone it down yeah turn down the volume a bit i'm trying to talk to people who've been kind

1425
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:03,900
enough to send a fucking tip you're screaming help

1426
01:09:03,900 --> 01:09:10,640
louie where is she

1427
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:22,740
tone it down will you

1428
01:09:22,740 --> 01:09:30,320
there you are look we can see you we know you're there don't worry

1429
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:40,260
leave ashley there pat i won't i probably can't because you probably need to get her to complete the game

1430
01:09:40,260 --> 01:09:46,440
but um thank you very much mercedes owner watching this in my new mercedes

1431
01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:48,640
picked it up last week that's great

1432
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:58,060
thank you and glenn glenn bracket shout out to me and my brother aaron we're terrified of spiders

1433
01:09:58,060 --> 01:10:07,580
spiders and uh we're having a lovely hash joint well that's spiders that's great i don't promote any of

1434
01:10:07,580 --> 01:10:11,640
that sort of stuff on stream but i mean you are doing it and you've told me you're doing it so that's

1435
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:22,300
i'm just relaying the information let's move on to bigger and better pastures i do condone putting chicken wings in bags

1436
01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:36,700
that's that's where i condone condonation of it i wonder uh can we get ashley from the thing is there a way of getting her from here

1437
01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:56,220
that's where i can shoot those things oh you can oh no oh no killed her

1438
01:10:56,220 --> 01:11:05,740
well you win some and you fucking lose someone in that situation we lost some we lost the whole game we

1439
01:11:05,740 --> 01:11:11,980
might have to go back we will have to go back i mean there's no other way about it there's no nothing else you can do

1440
01:11:11,980 --> 01:11:15,420
back to the fucking Ming vase again.

1441
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:20,160
So you can

1442
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:23,800
you can free her but don't shoot her.

1443
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:26,660
Maybe that thing smashed.

1444
01:11:27,420 --> 01:11:29,740
So maybe the bullet penetrated the thing that's

1445
01:11:29,740 --> 01:11:32,960
holding her in and then went through her poor little heart.

1446
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:37,860
What would I have told the president? I mean the game doesn't even let you go on.

1447
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:41,360
Continue to see what would happen if you did have to

1448
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:44,920
inform the president. I'm sorry I shot your daughter

1449
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:48,040
when I tried to save her from the fucking clutches of the evil Salazar.

1450
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:52,020
But I really missed her president. But I didn't understand

1451
01:11:52,020 --> 01:11:55,640
that those things that were enclosing her were

1452
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:59,240
as porous when

1453
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:03,580
up against the fucking bullet of a semi-automatic

1454
01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:06,960
beast which I just purchased president from the fucking

1455
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:10,860
merchant of Ennis and it's class.

1456
01:12:10,980 --> 01:12:14,540
It's fucking class. Sorry about your daughter. But you gotta see this gun.

1457
01:12:14,540 --> 01:12:21,640
It's fucking savage. Savage garden man. I wanna stay with you on a mountain. I wanna fucking...

1458
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:30,540
swim with you in the sea. I wanna stay around your gaff tonight. I wanna wake up at three.

1459
01:12:30,540 --> 01:12:31,900
*BOOM*

1460
01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:35,660
Don't worry Ash, it's just a man with a gun shooting at ya.

1461
01:12:35,660 --> 01:12:37,160
*BOOM*

1462
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:38,440
What could go wrong?

1463
01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:39,440
*BOOM*

1464
01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:40,440
*Sigh*

1465
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,440
*Sigh*

1466
01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:42,440
*Sigh*

1467
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:43,440
*Sigh*

1468
01:12:43,440 --> 01:12:44,440
*Sigh*

1469
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:46,440
Talk about near-death experience.

1470
01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:47,140
*BOOM*

1471
01:12:47,140 --> 01:12:47,940
Yeah.

1472
01:12:47,940 --> 01:12:49,240
*Sigh* Ashley, get out of there!

1473
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:50,040
Me too.

1474
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:51,540
Talk about near-death.

1475
01:12:51,540 --> 01:12:53,040
Sure you already had one.

1476
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:55,440
Coke Headloan advisor after as well.

1477
01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:58,440
And even worse nightmares.

1478
01:12:58,440 --> 01:12:59,440
Ho ho!

1479
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:01,440
*Sigh*

1480
01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:02,440
*Sigh*

1481
01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:05,440
No you don't you, you fucking hoodlum.

1482
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:06,440
*Sigh*

1483
01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:07,440
*Sigh*

1484
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:09,440
How fucking old are ya?

1485
01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:13,440
You'd know better than to be kidnapping and terrifying kids.

1486
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:15,440
Where are these guys?

1487
01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:16,440
*Sigh*

1488
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:17,440
*Sigh*

1489
01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:18,440
Head gone.

1490
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:20,440
*Sigh*

1491
01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:21,440
*Sigh*

1492
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:24,440
Not half as fucking lively now are ya?

1493
01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:25,440
*Sigh*

1494
01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:26,440
*Sigh*

1495
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:28,340
Any more of these guys?

1496
01:13:28,340 --> 01:13:29,340
*Sigh*

1497
01:13:29,340 --> 01:13:30,340
*Sigh*

1498
01:13:30,340 --> 01:13:31,340
*Sigh*

1499
01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:32,340
*Sigh*

1500
01:13:32,340 --> 01:13:33,340
*Sigh*

1501
01:13:33,340 --> 01:13:34,340
*Sigh*

1502
01:13:34,340 --> 01:13:35,340
Well done Ash.

1503
01:13:35,340 --> 01:13:35,340
*Sigh*

1504
01:13:35,340 --> 01:13:36,340
The door's locked, I can't open it!

1505
01:13:36,340 --> 01:13:37,340
Well done Ash.

1506
01:13:37,340 --> 01:13:37,340
*Sigh*

1507
01:13:37,340 --> 01:13:38,340
Well done Ash.

1508
01:13:38,340 --> 01:13:38,340
*Sigh*

1509
01:13:38,340 --> 01:13:39,340
*Sigh*

1510
01:13:39,340 --> 01:13:40,340
How are ya Bruno?

1511
01:13:40,340 --> 01:13:43,340
Thank you very much Bruno Brooks.

1512
01:13:43,340 --> 01:13:44,340
Thank you very much.

1513
01:13:44,340 --> 01:13:45,340
You top four.

1514
01:13:45,340 --> 01:13:46,340
Oh yeah.

1515
01:13:46,340 --> 01:13:47,340
Shot to the heart.

1516
01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:48,340
And you're insane.

1517
01:13:48,340 --> 01:13:49,340
*Sigh*

1518
01:13:49,340 --> 01:13:50,340
*Sigh*

1519
01:13:50,340 --> 01:13:51,340
Fuck.

1520
01:13:51,340 --> 01:13:52,340
Where's Ash gone?

1521
01:13:52,340 --> 01:13:52,340
*Sigh*

1522
01:13:52,340 --> 01:13:53,340
*Sigh*

1523
01:13:53,340 --> 01:13:54,340
*Sigh*

1524
01:13:54,340 --> 01:13:55,340
*Sigh*

1525
01:13:55,340 --> 01:13:56,340
*Sigh*

1526
01:13:56,340 --> 01:13:57,340
Shut up.

1527
01:13:57,340 --> 01:13:58,340
*Sigh*

1528
01:13:58,340 --> 01:13:59,340
*Sigh*

1529
01:13:59,340 --> 01:14:00,340
Where is she?

1530
01:14:00,340 --> 01:14:01,340
Where is she?

1531
01:14:01,340 --> 01:14:02,340
*Sigh*

1532
01:14:02,340 --> 01:14:03,340
Don't worry Ash.

1533
01:14:03,340 --> 01:14:04,340
*Sigh*

1534
01:14:04,340 --> 01:14:05,340
Leon is here baby.

1535
01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:06,340
Leon is here.

1536
01:14:06,340 --> 01:14:07,340
*Sigh*

1537
01:14:07,340 --> 01:14:08,340
*Sigh*

1538
01:14:08,340 --> 01:14:09,340
*Sigh*

1539
01:14:09,340 --> 01:14:10,340
*Sigh*

1540
01:14:10,340 --> 01:14:11,340
*Sigh*

1541
01:14:11,340 --> 01:14:12,340
*Sigh*

1542
01:14:12,340 --> 01:14:13,340
*Sigh*

1543
01:14:13,340 --> 01:14:14,340
*Sigh*

1544
01:14:14,340 --> 01:14:15,340
*Sigh*

1545
01:14:15,340 --> 01:14:16,340
*Sigh*

1546
01:14:16,340 --> 01:14:17,340
*Sigh*

1547
01:14:17,340 --> 01:14:18,340
*Sigh*

1548
01:14:18,340 --> 01:14:20,340
There's another coke head blow is there?

1549
01:14:20,340 --> 01:14:21,340
*Sigh*

1550
01:14:21,340 --> 01:14:22,340
*Sigh*

1551
01:14:22,340 --> 01:14:23,340
*Sigh*

1552
01:14:23,340 --> 01:14:24,340
*Sigh*

1553
01:14:24,340 --> 01:14:25,340
*Sigh*

1554
01:14:25,340 --> 01:14:26,340
*Sigh*

1555
01:14:26,340 --> 01:14:27,340
*Sigh*

1556
01:14:27,340 --> 01:14:28,340
*Sigh*

1557
01:14:28,340 --> 01:14:29,340
*Sigh*

1558
01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:30,340
Thank you very much Bruno Brooks.

1559
01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:31,340
I got the key.

1560
01:14:31,340 --> 01:14:32,340
I can get out.

1561
01:14:32,340 --> 01:14:33,340
You got the secret.

1562
01:14:33,340 --> 01:14:34,340
You got the key.

1563
01:14:34,340 --> 01:14:35,340
To another place.

1564
01:14:35,340 --> 01:14:36,340
You got the key.

1565
01:14:36,340 --> 01:14:37,340
You got the secret.

1566
01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:38,340
You got the key.

1567
01:14:38,340 --> 01:14:39,340
To another place.

1568
01:14:39,340 --> 01:14:40,340
Oh no.

1569
01:14:40,340 --> 01:14:42,340
Now we have to play as her.

1570
01:14:42,340 --> 01:14:43,340
And she's not good.

1571
01:14:43,340 --> 01:14:48,340
Well she's fucking able but I mean she's not able in the slightest.

1572
01:14:48,340 --> 01:14:49,340
*Sigh*

1573
01:14:49,340 --> 01:14:50,340
*Sigh*

1574
01:14:50,340 --> 01:14:51,340
*Sigh*

1575
01:14:51,340 --> 01:14:52,340
*Sigh*

1576
01:14:52,340 --> 01:14:53,340
*Sigh*

1577
01:14:53,340 --> 01:14:54,340
*Sigh*

1578
01:14:54,340 --> 01:14:55,340
*Sigh*

1579
01:14:55,340 --> 01:14:56,340
*Sigh*

1580
01:14:56,340 --> 01:14:57,340
*Sigh*

1581
01:14:57,340 --> 01:14:58,340
Override data yeah.

1582
01:14:58,340 --> 01:14:59,340
*Sigh*

1583
01:14:59,340 --> 01:15:00,340
*Sigh*

1584
01:15:00,340 --> 01:15:01,340
*Sigh*

1585
01:15:01,340 --> 01:15:02,420
*Toneting*

1586
01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:10,940
*Grunting*

1587
01:15:17,660 --> 01:15:18,780
You hammered your mother.

1588
01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:42,300
Shane Kennedy

1589
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:43,200
battered sausage

1590
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:44,440
for one it is then

1591
01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:45,220
see you tomorrow

1592
01:15:45,220 --> 01:15:46,140
at the cinema hey

1593
01:15:46,140 --> 01:15:47,760
is that Shane

1594
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:48,620
who's always asking me

1595
01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:49,400
to go to the cinema

1596
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:50,420
with him in Navin

1597
01:15:50,420 --> 01:15:52,540
don't know why you want

1598
01:15:52,540 --> 01:15:53,560
like

1599
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:55,240
surely you've been to see

1600
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:56,600
all these films by now

1601
01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:57,860
look at this

1602
01:15:57,860 --> 01:15:59,260
Michael Stipe

1603
01:15:59,260 --> 01:16:00,600
R.E.M.

1604
01:16:00,780 --> 01:16:01,500
early days

1605
01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:02,700
back when he used to

1606
01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:03,640
fucking paint his head

1607
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:06,040
in stupid colours

1608
01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:14,860
go get low

1609
01:16:14,860 --> 01:16:15,680
go get low

1610
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:16,600
go get low

1611
01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:17,460
go get low

1612
01:16:17,460 --> 01:16:20,960
Coquillo, coquillo, coquillo.

1613
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:32,160
So we're doing a bit of a, a bit of creeping here.

1614
01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:41,780
What are you buying?

1615
01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:43,620
Thanks for the tip.

1616
01:16:43,620 --> 01:16:51,920
Oh no.

1617
01:16:53,720 --> 01:16:54,820
Stipe in the boys.

1618
01:16:56,140 --> 01:16:57,400
And you can hear him.

1619
01:16:57,540 --> 01:17:00,140
He's on about, he's in the, he's got psychosis.

1620
01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:04,120
He's got psychosis and he keeps on going on about.

1621
01:17:06,180 --> 01:17:07,900
Muddy STDs as well.

1622
01:17:08,180 --> 01:17:09,340
Modern STDs.

1623
01:17:09,340 --> 01:17:17,320
Oh fuck.

1624
01:17:21,540 --> 01:17:24,400
I'm trying to do a, a thing camp here.

1625
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:25,740
Fucking square camp.

1626
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:28,300
I'm going to do this.

1627
01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:36,540
Middle fingering.

1628
01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:38,640
I'm fucking middle fingering the square.

1629
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:42,640
Oh.

1630
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:46,240
We can pull this with the gun.

1631
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:47,840
Crawl.

1632
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:49,100
She can crawl.

1633
01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:49,960
She can crawl.

1634
01:17:50,540 --> 01:17:51,340
She's got it all.

1635
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:52,200
Don't you know?

1636
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:53,640
Her name is Ashley.

1637
01:17:53,780 --> 01:17:54,840
She's the president's daughter.

1638
01:17:54,980 --> 01:17:55,800
We're here to save her.

1639
01:17:56,300 --> 01:17:58,920
Unfortunately at the moment, we are fucked up.

1640
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:07,520
Did he drop on anything from me?

1641
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:09,780
Could she handle a gun?

1642
01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:14,100
I wonder could Ashley handle a weapon a gun?

1643
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:16,240
If it was found.

1644
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:25,400
Stand clear.

1645
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:25,400
Stand clear.

1646
01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:28,040
Portcullis operating.

1647
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:29,840
Stand clear.

1648
01:18:30,420 --> 01:18:32,380
Portcullis operating.

1649
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:34,060
Stand clear.

1650
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,240
Portcullis operating.

1651
01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:37,640
Boop.

1652
01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:53,500
Burn in hell.

1653
01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:57,460
Burn in hell.

1654
01:18:57,460 --> 01:18:57,460
Burn in hell.

1655
01:19:02,260 --> 01:19:04,640
I think he is, uh...

1656
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:06,820
He's come back.

1657
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,100
I thought he bit the dust.

1658
01:19:08,420 --> 01:19:09,220
But he's come back.

1659
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:12,320
And he's actually harder than ever before.

1660
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:14,520
Throw.

1661
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:14,560
Throw.

1662
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:21,560
*laughs*

1663
01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:22,060
Ha ha ha.

1664
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:23,860
Ha ha ha.

1665
01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:34,360
*Door

1666
01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:37,060
*Door

1667
01:19:37,060 --> 01:19:37,480
*Door

1668
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:38,000
*Door

1669
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:46,360
*Door

1670
01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:47,360
*Door

1671
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:49,360
*Door

1672
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:51,360
*laughs*

1673
01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:56,360
*laughs*

1674
01:19:58,360 --> 01:19:59,360
Now...

1675
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:01,360
Can we go for a nap?

1676
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:10,360
Doesn't look like a great mattress even if you did want to. It looks too thin. Could be hard. Not a great night's sleep. Good for the spine though I'd say.

1677
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:16,360
Good for the spine though I'd say.

1678
01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:24,360
And here we have another situation. It's coming to you live and thick and fast.

1679
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:35,360
Stand clear. Luggage door... portcullis operating. Secondary gate operating.

1680
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:42,360
Boop! Stand... that joke has gone absolutely flat as a pancake. And we'll move on.

1681
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:46,360
Hard and fast.

1682
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:49,360
Thank you for your...

1683
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:53,360
Yeah Taren. Thanks very much Taren.

1684
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:56,360
Cheers for that Taren.

1685
01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:59,360
Yeah is that Taren. Is that your name Taren?

1686
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:06,360
What? Where's that kind of name from Taren? Huh? Never heard of that name before. But thanks for the tip.

1687
01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:09,360
Names are class.

1688
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:15,360
Shen Muesli thank you. You hammered your Alpen. Did I fuck?

1689
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:16,360
Thanks for the donation.

1690
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:16,360
Thanks for the donation.

1691
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:36,360
Thank you very much for that Shem Muesli. Now we've entered a room with a lovely... Butler's memo!

1692
01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:43,360
I'm pumped. Are you pumped? Because I'm pumped.

1693
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:47,360
Let's get a bit of water here. But I'm pumped.

1694
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:48,360
I'm pumped.

1695
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:48,360
I'm pumped.

1696
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:49,360
I'm pumped.

1697
01:21:49,360 --> 01:22:14,620
Clean your room.

1698
01:22:14,620 --> 01:22:17,620
Clean your room.

1699
01:22:17,620 --> 01:22:21,040
Butler's Mimo.

1700
01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:24,000
Finding Mimo.

1701
01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:29,820
Knowing that Sir Ramon Salazar had no family,

1702
01:22:30,540 --> 01:22:35,240
Lord Sadler must have used his strong faith in the Los Illuminados

1703
01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:42,740
to his advantage to talk to Señor Salazar

1704
01:22:42,740 --> 01:22:50,300
into undoing the seal of the Las Plagas once done by his ancestor.

1705
01:22:52,920 --> 01:23:00,620
Señor Salazar would never do such a thing unless he was in some way being used unknowingly.

1706
01:23:01,720 --> 01:23:10,640
Or if he was compromised by many people with different pronouns about who they were.

1707
01:23:11,740 --> 01:23:14,540
That can be a confusing situation indeed.

1708
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:20,100
I wonder, did Salazar, with his obvious testosterone deficiency,

1709
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:26,700
ever receive joke, joke hate, hate jokes,

1710
01:23:27,220 --> 01:23:33,760
about either A, his appearance, or his gender.

1711
01:23:34,980 --> 01:23:39,680
Maybe in this day and age he could have lived,

1712
01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:44,980
but at this time in 2004, 2005, whenever this game was made,

1713
01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:51,760
Salazar would have had to have lived a life of quiet pain while everybody laughed at him.

1714
01:23:53,140 --> 01:23:56,260
But getting back to the butler's Mimo.

1715
01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:03,700
Señor Salazar would never do such a thing unless he was in some way being used unknowingly.

1716
01:24:04,420 --> 01:24:07,840
I should have sensed the Lord's dirty scheme sooner.

1717
01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:12,440
I feel I am partly responsible for all of this.

1718
01:24:14,700 --> 01:24:16,260
This guy was in deep...

1719
01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:19,280
This dude must have been in deep shit.

1720
01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:24,920
I have no idea as to what the Lord is planning,

1721
01:24:25,380 --> 01:24:27,920
but Salazar was just being used.

1722
01:24:28,580 --> 01:24:30,420
It is too late now, however.

1723
01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:34,500
Señor Salazar has already taken the Plaga into his own body.

1724
01:24:35,220 --> 01:24:40,820
There is no turning back once the Plaga has turned into an adult in the body.

1725
01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:45,980
The Plaga parasite will not die unless the host dies.

1726
01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:47,920
There is no cure.

1727
01:24:48,920 --> 01:24:55,220
Perhaps Señor Salazar may have been vaguely aware of the Lord's plan all along.

1728
01:24:55,700 --> 01:24:56,240
Lord who?

1729
01:24:56,800 --> 01:25:00,940
Like, are they talking about the Lord Jesus Christ here?

1730
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:04,400
Or is there some kind of other Lord God that they're worshipping?

1731
01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:06,740
It's very, very, uh...

1732
01:25:06,740 --> 01:25:07,280
Ambiguous.

1733
01:25:07,540 --> 01:25:08,220
I don't know.

1734
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:11,560
But it's hard to tell.

1735
01:25:12,120 --> 01:25:16,320
Nevertheless, there is nothing I can do aboot it now.

1736
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:19,880
There's nothing I can do aboot it now.

1737
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:23,600
I have served the Salazar family for generations.

1738
01:25:23,900 --> 01:25:27,680
I am prepared to continue my services until the very end.

1739
01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:31,200
Yours sincerely, Jordan B. Peterson.

1740
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:32,580
License to kill.

1741
01:25:33,860 --> 01:25:35,700
Oh, I mean, that was not me who wrote that.

1742
01:25:35,780 --> 01:25:36,500
That was the butler.

1743
01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:37,960
But this is me signing off.

1744
01:25:38,460 --> 01:25:40,260
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha.

1745
01:25:40,820 --> 01:25:42,560
Hoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha.

1746
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:45,480
Thanks very much for that, JBP.

1747
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:49,560
You old snake in the grass.

1748
01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:58,660
Ashley Graham has a very small list of files in her knapsack.

1749
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,880
Whereas Leon has a load of communiques, which she's got.

1750
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:03,540
And here we have another wind-up.

1751
01:26:03,620 --> 01:26:04,620
This is a fucking wind-up.

1752
01:26:05,460 --> 01:26:05,640
Huh?

1753
01:26:07,020 --> 01:26:08,400
My sentiments exactly.

1754
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:15,260
Craig Brennan.

1755
01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:16,640
Did you design this, Craig?

1756
01:26:17,700 --> 01:26:18,400
Wait a sec.

1757
01:26:18,460 --> 01:26:19,480
Thank you very much, Craig.

1758
01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:21,180
Means a lot.

1759
01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:21,700
Thank you.

1760
01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:23,840
There's a round hole in the centre.

1761
01:26:27,740 --> 01:26:29,960
There's a round hole in the centre.

1762
01:26:30,260 --> 01:26:30,540
Right.

1763
01:26:33,820 --> 01:26:35,540
I mean, does that ring any bells?

1764
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:36,400
We have a couple of herbs.

1765
01:26:36,460 --> 01:26:37,580
You can't cram the herb in there.

1766
01:26:37,740 --> 01:26:38,800
That's not going to do anything.

1767
01:26:41,940 --> 01:26:42,340
Treasure.

1768
01:26:42,340 --> 01:26:42,340
Treasure.

1769
01:26:42,460 --> 01:26:43,840
We can't put the treasure in there.

1770
01:26:43,920 --> 01:26:45,260
I don't want to put the treasure in there.

1771
01:26:48,180 --> 01:26:48,620
Candlearbor.

1772
01:26:50,100 --> 01:26:51,300
Buck Redhawk.

1773
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:52,920
Hanbong Gullets.

1774
01:26:53,420 --> 01:26:54,300
15 of the cunts.

1775
01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:56,540
Stick them into the knapsack and away we go.

1776
01:27:01,540 --> 01:27:02,180
Killian William.

1777
01:27:02,180 --> 01:27:02,260
Killian William.

1778
01:27:03,260 --> 01:27:09,340
Thank you very much for your glorious and kind-hearted, generous tip.

1779
01:27:09,460 --> 01:27:11,040
I feel a draft from down here.

1780
01:27:12,220 --> 01:27:14,780
Maybe there's a secret passage on the other side.

1781
01:27:15,180 --> 01:27:17,100
Thank you very much, Killian William and Craig.

1782
01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:18,400
Howie Francis.

1783
01:27:18,540 --> 01:27:19,740
Did you hear Stipe?

1784
01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:24,120
Stipe and the lads were kicked out of Cozy Joes on Sunday night.

1785
01:27:25,260 --> 01:27:28,640
They were on the Chiang-a-Lang and being creepy, apparently.

1786
01:27:29,940 --> 01:27:32,800
Well, no, I didn't hear that, but I'm glad they got fucking thrown out.

1787
01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:38,880
Can't believe Michael Stipe was on the Chiang in Cozy Joes.

1788
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:40,020
Fucking hell.

1789
01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:41,180
And nobody rang me.

1790
01:27:45,980 --> 01:27:50,180
Nobody ever rings Francis when there's something class going on.

1791
01:27:52,220 --> 01:27:53,820
Now, out of there.

1792
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:57,160
Maybe we'll try the spinal tap inside that.

1793
01:27:57,240 --> 01:28:00,760
I don't want to get rid of the jewel because you can sell it to the fucking jewel man himself.

1794
01:28:02,220 --> 01:28:02,760
But, uh...

1795
01:28:05,420 --> 01:28:06,920
Nah, you can't even use it.

1796
01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:09,380
Cannot even use the fucking thing.

1797
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:14,820
Brown noise extravaganza.

1798
01:28:14,960 --> 01:28:15,960
I cannot believe it.

1799
01:28:16,240 --> 01:28:17,040
It's insane.

1800
01:28:17,420 --> 01:28:18,140
It's fantastic.

1801
01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:19,140
It's the best.

1802
01:28:19,780 --> 01:28:21,080
And it's only getting better.

1803
01:28:24,620 --> 01:28:26,340
It's only getting better, yo.

1804
01:28:26,900 --> 01:28:28,080
It's only getting better.

1805
01:28:28,180 --> 01:28:31,460
Every day I tell myself that, but when I look out, it's only getting wetter.

1806
01:28:31,660 --> 01:28:33,540
This August has been a complete washout.

1807
01:28:33,860 --> 01:28:34,760
Rain, rain, rain.

1808
01:28:34,820 --> 01:28:35,680
All the flipping way.

1809
01:28:35,820 --> 01:28:38,740
Every day I go outside, I try to glide on my bike.

1810
01:28:39,020 --> 01:28:41,580
Except I'm hit with a fucking spike.

1811
01:28:42,080 --> 01:28:44,880
On my head when I skid on the fucking wet pavement.

1812
01:28:45,300 --> 01:28:48,820
I should have looked and checked, but I didn't.

1813
01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:49,440
Fuck it.

1814
01:28:49,580 --> 01:28:49,960
Fuck it.

1815
01:28:50,740 --> 01:28:52,940
I was just taking off.

1816
01:28:52,980 --> 01:28:56,480
I was like a fucking airplane going lift off.

1817
01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:58,880
And then some shit happened.

1818
01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:00,360
Bird strike or something.

1819
01:29:00,360 --> 01:29:17,680
Yo.

1820
01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:18,340
Yo.

1821
01:29:18,880 --> 01:29:20,960
It's your boy, Francis Higgins.

1822
01:29:21,340 --> 01:29:23,820
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

1823
01:29:24,140 --> 01:29:26,520
Listening to me rap is like going through heaven.

1824
01:29:26,860 --> 01:29:27,960
Lyrical madman.

1825
01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:29,200
On an adventure.

1826
01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:32,820
Make sure you've packed your map and tools and your dentures.

1827
01:29:33,220 --> 01:29:34,300
How old are you anyway?

1828
01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:35,840
Why do you wear dentures?

1829
01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:37,300
You're only young enough.

1830
01:29:37,380 --> 01:29:38,900
You should have your teeth.

1831
01:29:39,480 --> 01:29:43,060
But if you're fucking over 50, 60, then fair enough.

1832
01:29:43,180 --> 01:29:46,820
I am in belief that you've got that for a good reason.

1833
01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:50,820
That isn't treason to be saying those kind of things to you.

1834
01:29:51,360 --> 01:29:52,360
Listen up, kid.

1835
01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:53,800
I want to tell you something.

1836
01:29:54,460 --> 01:29:55,840
It's a lyrical injection.

1837
01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:59,360
An inoculation about to make you get an arrest.

1838
01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:00,800
An erection of the mind.

1839
01:30:01,220 --> 01:30:05,100
When I fill your brain full of these sick ass rhymes, kid.

1840
01:30:07,380 --> 01:30:09,180
Cozy Joe's on a Sunday night.

1841
01:30:09,820 --> 01:30:12,480
Michael Stipe was feeling alright in the bathroom.

1842
01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:14,120
A line out the fucking door.

1843
01:30:14,360 --> 01:30:15,540
But they didn't matter to him.

1844
01:30:15,660 --> 01:30:17,900
Because they all had R.A.M. albums as a kid.

1845
01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:19,380
Or their older brothers did.

1846
01:30:19,700 --> 01:30:23,480
They said, Mike, do you want to come into this bathroom stall with me?

1847
01:30:23,600 --> 01:30:26,000
Come into my office and I'll sign you up to TV3.

1848
01:30:26,100 --> 01:30:27,160
He was like, no.

1849
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:28,680
I'm in the band R.A.M.

1850
01:30:28,700 --> 01:30:30,900
We're going to do a fucking farewell tour next year.

1851
01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:34,920
And then those other lads as well from out fucking Acha Gower are going,

1852
01:30:36,320 --> 01:30:37,620
You're statement.

1853
01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:39,440
What's the fucking story?

1854
01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:41,800
You're going to a house party after, man.

1855
01:30:45,200 --> 01:30:46,160
That didn't happen.

1856
01:30:46,860 --> 01:30:50,400
And we could talk about that all night.

1857
01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:51,300
But it didn't happen.

1858
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:53,400
Killian William said it didn't.

1859
01:30:59,280 --> 01:31:01,420
Now, we need to get the torch out.

1860
01:31:08,820 --> 01:31:09,360
Come on, man.

1861
01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:09,700
Come on now.

1862
01:31:09,700 --> 01:31:10,660
I mean, thanks.

1863
01:31:10,660 --> 01:31:15,700
I'm trying to eliminate slurs from the text, everyone.

1864
01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:16,360
So that's not.

1865
01:31:16,580 --> 01:31:17,660
That isn't helping.

1866
01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:29,640
And how the fuck do stream labs not have the, I mean, they won't let you say dildo, but they will let you say other words.

1867
01:31:32,040 --> 01:31:34,260
Francis, that rap should be an art gallery.

1868
01:31:34,620 --> 01:31:35,460
It was sublime.

1869
01:31:35,860 --> 01:31:36,800
Thanks very much, man.

1870
01:31:36,860 --> 01:31:39,760
Look, I'm, you know me.

1871
01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:43,080
I'm doing this with or without a record contract.

1872
01:31:43,480 --> 01:31:43,960
Do you know what I mean?

1873
01:31:44,140 --> 01:31:45,460
I'm in this for the fucking real.

1874
01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:48,140
I'm in this for the gusto, man.

1875
01:31:48,440 --> 01:31:49,820
Because I want to be proud of myself.

1876
01:31:49,980 --> 01:31:56,400
And then, you know, when my next generation and my kids and all them, they want to have something for themselves.

1877
01:31:56,520 --> 01:31:57,140
You know what I'm saying?

1878
01:31:57,680 --> 01:31:58,180
You know what I'm saying?

1879
01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:06,000
And, and, and I know, I know, I know that Francis Higgins, the Viper, has got something.

1880
01:32:07,040 --> 01:32:08,720
I know that everyone wants to hear.

1881
01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:12,180
Because I know when I heard myself, I knew that I wanted to hear it.

1882
01:32:12,660 --> 01:32:14,340
So I know everyone else wants to hear it.

1883
01:32:14,940 --> 01:32:15,660
That's the rap.

1884
01:32:15,700 --> 01:32:16,900
And that's where I do best, man.

1885
01:32:16,940 --> 01:32:17,120
Do you know?

1886
01:32:18,060 --> 01:32:18,900
Like, look at this.

1887
01:32:19,240 --> 01:32:20,240
Off the top of the dome.

1888
01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:23,160
Off the top of the dome.

1889
01:32:23,540 --> 01:32:26,140
I was playing with my phone the last day.

1890
01:32:26,140 --> 01:32:27,420
I started scrolling.

1891
01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:30,300
And I saw everything was fucking annoying.

1892
01:32:30,580 --> 01:32:32,360
Like, you know, there's updates and all that kind of stuff.

1893
01:32:35,300 --> 01:32:36,220
Do you know what I mean?

1894
01:32:36,720 --> 01:32:39,000
Bars like that that just come.

1895
01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:42,000
It's, it's just normal for me now.

1896
01:32:42,360 --> 01:32:46,020
I used to think that I had fucking trouble coming up with the rhymes.

1897
01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:48,620
But I mean, right now it's like fucking turning on a tap.

1898
01:32:59,180 --> 01:33:00,040
Press the switch.

1899
01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:01,340
Yeah, I'll fucking press the switch.

1900
01:33:06,140 --> 01:33:09,760
I pressed the switch and one door closed and another one opened.

1901
01:33:10,080 --> 01:33:12,000
Veteran Weed Man tipped in.

1902
01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:16,760
Thank you very much, Veteran Weed Man.

1903
01:33:22,040 --> 01:33:23,780
I got the stone tablet.

1904
01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:27,440
Look at that man.

1905
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:29,080
Cobwebs on the fucking fireplace.

1906
01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:31,600
Like, watch this.

1907
01:33:31,940 --> 01:33:35,360
Just another example of how hard I can go.

1908
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:45,840
Cobwebs on the fireplace.

1909
01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:47,320
You better watch your fucking face.

1910
01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:48,680
Because I'll set it on fire.

1911
01:33:49,100 --> 01:33:50,060
I've got a lighter.

1912
01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:52,000
And a jug of fire fluid.

1913
01:33:52,240 --> 01:33:53,920
I'm going to put it all over your head.

1914
01:33:54,040 --> 01:33:55,340
And then ask you how you're doing.

1915
01:33:55,580 --> 01:33:56,780
And when you say fine.

1916
01:33:57,580 --> 01:33:58,960
I'll hit that little flame button.

1917
01:33:59,580 --> 01:34:01,820
And make it go wide.

1918
01:34:01,820 --> 01:34:08,420
You know, kind of lost it there with the last word.

1919
01:34:08,580 --> 01:34:11,400
I didn't know what to rhyme fine with.

1920
01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:14,360
But I think I fucking got there in the end.

1921
01:34:16,940 --> 01:34:20,100
Also, when I think about it, fire fluid doesn't exist.

1922
01:34:20,220 --> 01:34:24,220
But there are flammable fluids such as kerosene.

1923
01:34:28,960 --> 01:34:30,080
Fucking, what else?

1924
01:34:31,580 --> 01:34:31,980
Petra.

1925
01:34:32,320 --> 01:34:33,420
It's the same thing, isn't it?

1926
01:34:35,560 --> 01:34:37,020
Could have said you'll be dying.

1927
01:34:37,020 --> 01:34:38,020
And it would have worked.

1928
01:34:38,140 --> 01:34:38,720
Yeah, I know.

1929
01:34:40,520 --> 01:34:40,920
Yeah.

1930
01:34:41,260 --> 01:34:41,960
Fuck it anyway.

1931
01:34:42,260 --> 01:34:42,520
Thanks.

1932
01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:42,980
Thanks.

1933
01:34:43,460 --> 01:34:43,820
I mean.

1934
01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:46,180
What can you do?

1935
01:34:47,180 --> 01:34:48,060
Jordan Crawley.

1936
01:34:49,280 --> 01:34:51,460
Thank you very much, Jordan Crawley.

1937
01:34:53,540 --> 01:34:54,420
Creepy Crawley.

1938
01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:56,540
The man.

1939
01:34:58,080 --> 01:34:58,460
Pauly.

1940
01:35:00,120 --> 01:35:00,900
Pauly Bolly.

1941
01:35:01,340 --> 01:35:02,940
Press that switch.

1942
01:35:05,400 --> 01:35:06,760
You're a lyrical miracle.

1943
01:35:07,200 --> 01:35:07,780
Says Jordan.

1944
01:35:07,900 --> 01:35:08,620
Thank you very much.

1945
01:35:10,740 --> 01:35:12,540
Thank you for...

1946
01:35:12,540 --> 01:35:12,980
Gilster.

1947
01:35:13,140 --> 01:35:16,620
Thank you, Gilster.

1948
01:35:17,740 --> 01:35:19,240
Pressing this switch for you, Gil.

1949
01:35:20,080 --> 01:35:20,980
Can you...

1950
01:35:20,980 --> 01:35:22,740
Will you say best of luck to my brother

1951
01:35:22,740 --> 01:35:25,560
who has to go down to work in Cork tomorrow of the week?

1952
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:27,800
I fucking will do, man.

1953
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:27,820
I fucking will do, man.

1954
01:35:29,320 --> 01:35:30,140
Yeah, brother.

1955
01:35:30,940 --> 01:35:33,200
Best of luck for the fucking week down in Cork.

1956
01:35:34,320 --> 01:35:36,040
It's a long old stretch of a journey.

1957
01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:39,120
It's fucking Tuesday.

1958
01:35:39,540 --> 01:35:40,480
It's Tuesday now.

1959
01:35:43,680 --> 01:35:44,280
Tomorrow...

1960
01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:45,360
Tomorrow will be Wednesday.

1961
01:35:45,360 --> 01:35:48,420
And by the time it's Thursday, it's as good as the weekend.

1962
01:35:48,580 --> 01:35:49,640
So don't worry about it, man.

1963
01:35:50,240 --> 01:35:50,840
Take it easy.

1964
01:35:51,480 --> 01:35:52,140
Gilster's brother.

1965
01:35:52,520 --> 01:35:53,020
Best of luck.

1966
01:35:54,280 --> 01:35:55,280
I hope that worked.

1967
01:35:55,600 --> 01:35:57,280
I hope that alleviated some tension

1968
01:35:57,280 --> 01:35:59,240
about going down to work in Cork.

1969
01:36:01,060 --> 01:36:01,720
Kelis White.

1970
01:36:03,240 --> 01:36:04,080
Or Kelis.

1971
01:36:04,980 --> 01:36:05,940
Is it Kelis?

1972
01:36:06,120 --> 01:36:08,060
Or is it Kelis, like the singer?

1973
01:36:10,340 --> 01:36:11,720
Who's going out with Naz?

1974
01:36:12,720 --> 01:36:15,260
Or at least she was a few years ago when I checked.

1975
01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:18,680
When I was checking on the relationship status of Kelis.

1976
01:36:20,440 --> 01:36:22,100
A clone named Gibso.

1977
01:36:22,580 --> 01:36:23,380
Thank you very much.

1978
01:36:25,620 --> 01:36:26,280
Kelis says,

1979
01:36:26,360 --> 01:36:28,040
You've got more bars than Fort Knox.

1980
01:36:29,360 --> 01:36:34,100
And Ashley's jumper is possessed by the ghost of Jerry Hannan's mustard suit.

1981
01:36:34,500 --> 01:36:36,900
I suppose you could be onto something there.

1982
01:36:37,840 --> 01:36:39,100
It's an orange job, is it?

1983
01:36:40,760 --> 01:36:41,820
She was...

1984
01:36:41,820 --> 01:36:43,560
She's from the Orange Lodge.

1985
01:36:43,920 --> 01:36:44,600
Ashley Graham.

1986
01:36:49,460 --> 01:36:51,440
She's one of the Apprentice Boy girls.

1987
01:36:51,440 --> 01:37:01,280
And these are the fucking true Ulsterman here, look.

1988
01:37:02,340 --> 01:37:04,080
Jonathan Ulsterman II.

1989
01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:06,120
Claymore.

1990
01:37:06,900 --> 01:37:07,380
Armor.

1991
01:37:10,380 --> 01:37:11,440
And that's...

1992
01:37:13,600 --> 01:37:16,560
Nathaniel Orangiboom of Orange.

1993
01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:18,640
The Dutch Conqueror.

1994
01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:23,440
And this...

1995
01:37:23,440 --> 01:37:25,080
Is wall.

1996
01:37:26,120 --> 01:37:27,300
The Dutch wall.

1997
01:37:29,500 --> 01:37:30,660
Of Shankill.

1998
01:37:31,520 --> 01:37:32,140
And this...

1999
01:37:32,740 --> 01:37:36,020
Is the staircase.

2000
01:37:36,260 --> 01:37:36,480
Oh.

2001
01:37:37,220 --> 01:37:38,020
Now this...

2002
01:37:38,020 --> 01:37:41,140
I don't like statues that aren't alive.

2003
01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:43,240
That you know are probably going to come alive.

2004
01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:44,420
Scary stuff.

2005
01:37:44,420 --> 01:37:51,900
Thank you for...

2006
01:37:51,900 --> 01:37:52,540
Timmy Shenanigans.

2007
01:37:52,660 --> 01:37:54,080
Thank you very much, Timmy Shenanigans.

2008
01:37:54,360 --> 01:37:56,040
You old snake in a box.

2009
01:37:56,140 --> 01:37:57,480
That shouldn't be put in a box.

2010
01:37:57,560 --> 01:37:59,640
Because if you put a snake in a box, it'll die.

2011
01:37:59,800 --> 01:38:00,820
It needs moisture.

2012
01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:01,840
It needs grass.

2013
01:38:01,920 --> 01:38:02,740
It needs soil.

2014
01:38:03,140 --> 01:38:03,460
Okay?

2015
01:38:03,880 --> 01:38:05,260
And if any of you are watching out there.

2016
01:38:05,860 --> 01:38:07,120
And you've got a snake in a box.

2017
01:38:07,220 --> 01:38:08,400
Fucking get it out of the box.

2018
01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:08,940
Okay?

2019
01:38:08,940 --> 01:38:12,940
Thank you for...

2020
01:38:12,940 --> 01:38:14,240
West Side is the best.

2021
01:38:14,400 --> 01:38:15,180
Thank you very much.

2022
01:38:15,660 --> 01:38:16,500
Can't believe this.

2023
01:38:16,760 --> 01:38:20,720
I reckon you'll get Daniel O'Donnell and Jimmy Crystal as your hype men.

2024
01:38:21,800 --> 01:38:24,640
I can get in contact with Craig David for a collab.

2025
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:26,580
A collab, I mean.

2026
01:38:28,280 --> 01:38:31,700
He has a warehouse in Scumthorpe ready to go.

2027
01:38:32,400 --> 01:38:33,600
That's interesting, West Side.

2028
01:38:33,860 --> 01:38:35,320
And Dermot Lopez Productions.

2029
01:38:37,080 --> 01:38:38,140
Fucking hell, Dermot.

2030
01:38:39,520 --> 01:38:39,960
Do...

2031
01:38:39,960 --> 01:38:41,520
What about Dermot Lopez?

2032
01:38:41,840 --> 01:38:42,720
Change your name.

2033
01:38:43,100 --> 01:38:46,380
Instead of Dermot Lopez Productions, call it fucking Dopez.

2034
01:38:47,040 --> 01:38:47,520
And...

2035
01:38:47,520 --> 01:38:50,880
Like, that's a ghetto term for something that's class.

2036
01:38:51,340 --> 01:38:54,380
And it's also a nod to the man himself.

2037
01:38:54,520 --> 01:38:55,860
Fucking Lopez yourself.

2038
01:38:57,520 --> 01:38:59,780
Or Dermot Lopez Prod.

2039
01:39:02,160 --> 01:39:04,060
You can sell yourself up north.

2040
01:39:04,160 --> 01:39:07,340
You can market yourself up north as Dermot Lopez Prod.

2041
01:39:08,420 --> 01:39:09,300
Or Dope...

2042
01:39:09,300 --> 01:39:10,460
Dopez Prod.

2043
01:39:13,140 --> 01:39:15,640
I'm just fucking spitballing here, man.

2044
01:39:16,020 --> 01:39:17,900
But thanks for the tip.

2045
01:39:20,060 --> 01:39:23,060
As for Daniel O'Donnell and Jimmy Crystal as my hype men.

2046
01:39:24,060 --> 01:39:26,460
And also getting in contact with Craig David for a collab.

2047
01:39:28,040 --> 01:39:28,680
Instead...

2048
01:39:28,680 --> 01:39:31,520
He's not the first Craig I would try to collab with.

2049
01:39:31,980 --> 01:39:36,660
My first collab Craig would be Craig from Big Brother 1.

2050
01:39:37,740 --> 01:39:38,800
Is he available?

2051
01:39:40,800 --> 01:39:43,820
Last I heard, he was putting up shelves.

2052
01:39:44,560 --> 01:39:48,400
In some mid-afternoon BBC show about improving your house.

2053
01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:54,420
So, my bets are that he would fucking do it, man.

2054
01:39:54,960 --> 01:39:57,580
If we threw a bit of fucking Craig Cash his way.

2055
01:39:58,540 --> 01:40:00,260
Craig Cash is actually another...

2056
01:40:00,260 --> 01:40:01,200
He's another person.

2057
01:40:01,760 --> 01:40:03,280
Who I'd like to do a collab with.

2058
01:40:04,060 --> 01:40:05,240
On a rap track.

2059
01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:12,900
It looks like all the pieces from a symbol of some sort.

2060
01:40:13,020 --> 01:40:14,060
But I can't really tell.

2061
01:40:14,060 --> 01:40:23,200
I'm not a bowl of soup.

2062
01:40:24,140 --> 01:40:25,120
Nine to four.

2063
01:40:26,200 --> 01:40:27,200
Thank you very much.

2064
01:40:27,260 --> 01:40:27,760
Nine to four.

2065
01:40:29,080 --> 01:40:29,760
Thank you.

2066
01:40:30,760 --> 01:40:31,620
That's very kind of you.

2067
01:40:35,760 --> 01:40:37,880
I'm not a bowl of soup, says...

2068
01:40:37,880 --> 01:40:39,360
Any plans for Christmas yet?

2069
01:40:41,720 --> 01:40:44,160
Or is it too early to be thinking that far ahead?

2070
01:40:44,360 --> 01:40:45,200
Don't know what I'm doing.

2071
01:40:47,960 --> 01:40:48,320
Christmas.

2072
01:40:48,480 --> 01:40:49,280
I haven't thought about...

2073
01:40:49,280 --> 01:40:51,700
I'm not fucking arsed about Christmas yet, man.

2074
01:40:55,320 --> 01:40:57,060
I used to have one of these as a kid.

2075
01:40:58,220 --> 01:40:59,760
It took me ages to fucking work it.

2076
01:41:00,100 --> 01:41:01,040
But I got it in the end.

2077
01:41:01,680 --> 01:41:03,320
Let's see how it'll work out now.

2078
01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:05,660
In many ways, I still am a kid.

2079
01:41:07,420 --> 01:41:08,500
We'll go there.

2080
01:41:08,500 --> 01:41:11,000
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

2081
01:41:11,720 --> 01:41:20,500
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

2082
01:41:22,540 --> 01:41:24,780
Ba, ba, ba.

2083
01:41:26,420 --> 01:41:27,300
Hang on.

2084
01:41:27,300 --> 01:41:36,900
Those boys need to be in the fucking corners.

2085
01:41:42,840 --> 01:41:45,180
Evan, thank you very much for your glorious tip.

2086
01:41:46,420 --> 01:41:47,080
Up tip.

2087
01:41:47,080 --> 01:41:48,080
Up tip.

2088
01:42:01,400 --> 01:42:01,840
Ah.

2089
01:42:03,360 --> 01:42:03,860
Eh.

2090
01:42:12,020 --> 01:42:12,540
Ah.

2091
01:42:16,140 --> 01:42:42,540
*Sings*

2092
01:42:42,540 --> 01:42:44,740
It's more mixed now than it ever was!

2093
01:42:44,740 --> 01:42:46,740
*Sings* Fuck!

2094
01:42:46,740 --> 01:42:51,740
*Sings*

2095
01:42:51,740 --> 01:42:56,740
Dopez Prad! I wanna say something to you Dopez Prad! Thank you very much!

2096
01:42:56,740 --> 01:42:59,740
*Sings*

2097
01:42:59,740 --> 01:43:04,740
I've got it! I know exactly what the fuck I'm doing! It's just gonna take a little moment or two!

2098
01:43:04,740 --> 01:43:07,740
*Sings*

2099
01:43:07,740 --> 01:43:10,740
I wonder if I could spice this up!

2100
01:43:10,740 --> 01:43:12,740
*Sings*

2101
01:43:12,740 --> 01:43:14,740
*Bang*

2102
01:43:32,060 --> 01:43:38,740
It's gonna it's gonna drop in hard. I'd say it's gonna drop in hard. Could could fucking drop in hard

2103
01:43:38,740 --> 01:43:40,740
*Bang*

2104
01:43:48,740 --> 01:43:55,920
Yo, my name is Francis Higgins. I wish it that my name was Biggins, cause then my name would sound bigger

2105
01:43:57,920 --> 01:44:01,020
But until I pull the trigger that ain't gonna happen

2106
01:44:05,140 --> 01:44:08,060
Oh look at the bottom, the bottom is done. Oh yeah

2107
01:44:08,060 --> 01:44:19,060
Oh the bottom is done. The bottom is done. We're mixing this puzzle up and the bottom is done. We gotta move the little crown to the top. Don't flap. Hit that little crest in the middle. You know what?

2108
01:44:19,060 --> 01:44:26,060
I once drank a yop. Too fast. And I had a bellyache.

2109
01:44:30,060 --> 01:44:40,060
Someone said do it row by row. But if you ask me that advice really blows. Because there's no way I could do that.

2110
01:44:41,060 --> 01:44:45,780
if i move that there and that there and that there that there and that there that there then we go

2111
01:44:45,780 --> 01:44:52,740
that that that that that that that that there that there that there that's that then we go left to

2112
01:44:52,740 --> 01:44:57,780
right i'll move the top one up and we'll be here all night if we move the little crest down to the

2113
01:44:57,780 --> 01:45:03,300
left corner take that little one and put it down there yeah then we're left with another little

2114
01:45:03,300 --> 01:45:10,340
puzzle we move that there i might need a muzzle because i'm biting don't don't my bite is worse

2115
01:45:10,340 --> 01:45:30,340
than my bark so don't mess with me after dark when i've got a little crest puzzle on the guzzle

2116
01:45:39,620 --> 01:45:53,620
so

2117
01:46:07,220 --> 01:46:21,220
so we have to get this puzzle this crest you need to make little crest now as you can see it's not going well

2118
01:46:35,700 --> 01:46:40,580
hang on now i'm not gonna look i'm not looking at the chat because i know you're telling me what to do

2119
01:46:43,460 --> 01:46:49,220
you're nice people but i mean you're ruining the game for me kashi kashi waggy sand thank you very much

2120
01:46:49,220 --> 01:47:07,060
kashi waggy kashi waggy god damn it's tough enough it's tough enough it's tough enough it's tough enough this

2121
01:47:07,060 --> 01:47:22,980
kill the cunt thank you for the tip it's tough enough this it is it's tough enough this i've been here a while

2122
01:47:25,460 --> 01:47:28,980
hang on we're getting somewhere dr crack thank you very much

2123
01:47:32,180 --> 01:47:37,380
that that cheeky boy michael stipe has stole my curry chips in blue thunder says kill the cunts

2124
01:47:38,180 --> 01:47:44,740
you need to get him back man you can't let him get away with that shit he's scum

2125
01:47:51,300 --> 01:48:03,940
what what i done imagine you murdered someone and had the realization it and then when when you when you had that

2126
01:48:03,940 --> 01:48:13,540
horrible realization then you were like this what the fuck oh what the fuck oh what the fuck have i done

2127
01:48:16,660 --> 01:48:25,700
turn that off it'd be fucking rubbish to murder someone and be crap really would uh right move move here move that up there

2128
01:48:30,660 --> 01:48:37,220
i think these two this part here goes on the left side of the crest would i be wrong in saying

2129
01:48:39,700 --> 01:48:53,700
and that these go on the top right these go on the right and left

2130
01:49:02,900 --> 01:49:27,940
oh what's coming what's going on what's cooking did someone just drop a bomb on this shift because that stuff was a blast

2131
01:49:30,340 --> 01:49:35,860
what the fuck oh what the fuck have oh what the fuck have i done

2132
01:49:38,180 --> 01:49:39,940
what the fuck have i done

2133
01:49:44,100 --> 01:49:46,980
what the fuck have i done

2134
01:49:50,980 --> 01:49:57,700
what the fuck have i done why would you have that plane in the background when you've done the murder though you know

2135
01:49:58,420 --> 01:50:05,860
and why would it be the crystal maze theme for an hour loop on youtube now these guys you know these

2136
01:50:05,860 --> 01:50:11,860
guys are going to come to life try and hack poor Ashley graham up defenseless young daughter of the president

2137
01:50:12,500 --> 01:50:23,940
doesn't need any of this sort of business she needs to get home fast

2138
01:50:23,940 --> 01:50:42,780
Thank you very much, Dr. Crack, who says, "What's the crack, Francis? Nothing much, man. You're playing Resident Evil 4. You're very welcome." And kill the cunts. Thank you, and cash you, waggy-san. Very, very kind of you.

2139
01:50:42,780 --> 01:51:12,760
Thank you for your glorious tip. Liam Duffy's brown noise. How about that? Thank you very much. "What did you think of the video of the American lads talking about baby cow that I showed you last time?" Um... I'm trying to think. Sorry, what was that? Baby cow video lads. Oh, yeah. That was a radio show, the American lads. I think they were Canadian. Oh, it's alright. It's great that they got a kick out of it.

2140
01:51:12,760 --> 01:51:42,740
Anyway. But, um... I don't know. I don't know who they are. Who those guys are. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.

2141
01:51:42,740 --> 01:52:12,720
What the fuck are we meant to do here? The Orange Lodge. Michael's Type. Thank you very much, Michael's Type. Michael's Type from REM. Rapid eye movement. What the fuck? There's no keyhole in there.

2142
01:52:12,720 --> 01:52:23,180
on the door what do I do I just done a puzzle chair oh

2143
01:52:23,180 --> 01:52:45,460
I'm gonna go through here through there I bet you these guys are gonna kick off soon enough

2144
01:52:45,460 --> 01:53:01,340
golden bangle oh oh

2145
01:53:01,340 --> 01:53:24,980
I think when we take this this pendant off of your man that's symbolic of the heart and once you take

2146
01:53:24,980 --> 01:53:29,620
that out of the heart something's gonna happen whereby the other guys come alive I know it

2147
01:53:29,620 --> 01:53:35,980
doesn't make sense but just bear with me on this one okay you got the Salazar family insignia

2148
01:53:38,980 --> 01:53:48,100
wow who's moving this how's that even moving and now we've got the other piece of the puzzle that goes

2149
01:53:48,100 --> 01:53:54,640
on the door in the main hallway in the fucking front room serpent ornament I believe it's called you come

2150
01:53:54,640 --> 01:54:03,000
oh look at what we got here how are you lads any candy

2151
01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:09,100
they're fucking slow they're slow they're slow it's okay

2152
01:54:09,100 --> 01:54:17,680
they're slow enough see you later boys don't wait up I'm off good luck

2153
01:54:17,680 --> 01:54:21,040
you kids fucking hell

2154
01:54:21,040 --> 01:54:34,480
useless where's the other one how did you move there you fucking

2155
01:54:34,480 --> 01:54:49,480
we got it I can hear these boys coming as well egg pudding and beans thanks very much for that egg pudding and beans

2156
01:54:49,840 --> 01:55:04,200
you fuck fuck these guys are coming fast they're coming fast pick and fast oh

2157
01:55:04,200 --> 01:55:06,200
*Gunshot*

2158
01:55:07,640 --> 01:55:09,640
Eddie Durkin

2159
01:55:09,640 --> 01:55:13,800
Never working. Thanks very much. Durky

2160
01:55:16,740 --> 01:55:18,740
Durkis

2161
01:55:19,320 --> 01:55:23,540
Yeah, Durkis. I heard you got a job in the circus

2162
01:55:25,440 --> 01:55:29,600
Right we gotta fucking move and we gotta move rapid fast style

2163
01:55:29,600 --> 01:55:31,600
*Gunshot*

2164
01:55:34,060 --> 01:55:37,780
Now let's put the fucking Salazar family insignia into that

2165
01:55:40,640 --> 01:55:42,640
Salazar, Salazar

2166
01:55:44,460 --> 01:55:49,540
Ride up the Salazar. Thanks very much Durkis and egg pudding and beans

2167
01:55:50,780 --> 01:55:52,780
You used

2168
01:55:53,340 --> 01:55:57,520
The Salazar family insignia now I can turn this thing

2169
01:55:57,520 --> 01:56:00,780
Turn the days

2170
01:56:00,780 --> 01:56:02,640
Whatever that means, yeah

2171
01:56:02,640 --> 01:56:05,280
Is that what that's called?

2172
01:56:05,360 --> 01:56:06,160
Is it a days?

2173
01:56:08,880 --> 01:56:11,040
Who the fuck would have a days in their gaff?

2174
01:56:11,160 --> 01:56:13,160
Actually it'd be handy enough to have one of those, wouldn't it?

2175
01:56:13,640 --> 01:56:14,860
Hidden wallscape

2176
01:56:14,860 --> 01:56:25,540
Nice bit of treasure here

2177
01:56:25,540 --> 01:56:28,160
Spend that down the shop, down the tuck shop

2178
01:56:28,160 --> 01:56:31,900
From the guy, the merchant who's in T.Y.

2179
01:56:32,000 --> 01:56:33,380
He started his own tuck shop

2180
01:56:33,380 --> 01:56:35,680
And he's around every flippin' corner

2181
01:56:35,680 --> 01:56:38,060
Tuck shop, tuck shop, tuck shop

2182
01:56:38,060 --> 01:56:39,560
All the flippin' way

2183
01:56:39,560 --> 01:56:44,440
Japanese camera angle is right

2184
01:56:44,440 --> 01:56:46,880
Hideo Kojima was drafted in as fuckin'

2185
01:56:47,700 --> 01:56:50,140
Creepy camera connoisseur

2186
01:56:50,140 --> 01:56:53,960
And he dispatched his advice

2187
01:56:53,960 --> 01:56:56,460
Wisely

2188
01:56:56,460 --> 01:56:59,420
Listen to the ambient music

2189
01:56:59,420 --> 01:57:03,340
Brian Eno's fifth album

2190
01:57:03,340 --> 01:57:04,720
Come on, let's move on

2191
01:57:04,720 --> 01:57:10,020
Well, that is where we fuckin' leave it here guys

2192
01:57:10,020 --> 01:57:10,420
I'm afraid

2193
01:57:10,420 --> 01:57:11,860
That's the end of that night

2194
01:57:11,860 --> 01:57:13,300
That's the end of this night anyway

2195
01:57:13,300 --> 01:57:15,100
Um, it's

2196
01:57:15,100 --> 01:57:17,420
Twenty past the eleven

2197
01:57:17,420 --> 01:57:21,720
Thank you for your glorious tip

2198
01:57:21,720 --> 01:57:22,880
Yeah, Kieran

2199
01:57:22,880 --> 01:57:24,500
Thanks very much

2200
01:57:24,500 --> 01:57:26,800
For your glorious tip

2201
01:57:26,800 --> 01:57:28,560
You're a good guy, Kieran

2202
01:57:28,560 --> 01:57:30,380
Thanks very much, man

2203
01:57:30,380 --> 01:57:31,760
Good luck

2204
01:57:31,760 --> 01:57:36,180
Save the game, yeah

2205
01:57:36,180 --> 01:57:40,060
Egg and pudding and beans

2206
01:57:40,060 --> 01:57:42,180
Resident Eno

2207
01:57:42,180 --> 01:57:48,560
SK, how are ya?

2208
01:57:48,560 --> 01:57:48,560
SK, how are ya?

2209
01:57:49,560 --> 01:57:50,280
Keep it locked

2210
01:57:50,280 --> 01:57:51,600
SK, it's a new day

2211
01:57:51,600 --> 01:57:53,260
Thank you very much

2212
01:57:53,260 --> 01:57:55,380
How are ya now?

2213
01:57:55,440 --> 01:57:55,880
I'm alright

2214
01:57:55,880 --> 01:57:56,580
Thank you very much

2215
01:57:56,580 --> 01:57:56,880
And Kieran

2216
01:57:56,880 --> 01:57:57,580
Get it into ya

2217
01:57:57,580 --> 01:58:03,480
There we go

2218
01:58:03,480 --> 01:58:04,700
Glory be to God

2219
01:58:04,700 --> 01:58:05,320
In the highest

2220
01:58:05,320 --> 01:58:06,340
Chapter end

2221
01:58:06,340 --> 01:58:07,760
Thirty-nine saves

2222
01:58:07,760 --> 01:58:09,620
Seventeen hour speed run

2223
01:58:09,620 --> 01:58:10,820
Ain't nothing to me

2224
01:58:10,820 --> 01:58:15,860
You've received some items

2225
01:58:15,860 --> 01:58:16,680
From Ashley

2226
01:58:16,680 --> 01:58:26,440
We're gonna have to do that again anyway

2227
01:58:26,440 --> 01:58:27,800
In the future

2228
01:58:27,800 --> 01:58:30,220
But look

2229
01:58:30,220 --> 01:58:31,020
It's been a fuckin'

2230
01:58:31,360 --> 01:58:32,500
It's been a mad one

2231
01:58:32,500 --> 01:58:33,440
It really has

2232
01:58:33,440 --> 01:58:35,040
Puzzles

2233
01:58:35,040 --> 01:58:35,960
Knights

2234
01:58:35,960 --> 01:58:37,800
Knights in shining armor

2235
01:58:37,800 --> 01:58:40,120
Fuckin' Claymore swords

2236
01:58:40,120 --> 01:58:41,280
Orange

2237
01:58:41,280 --> 01:58:43,160
Orange marches

2238
01:58:43,160 --> 01:58:44,120
July the 12th

2239
01:58:45,100 --> 01:58:46,380
Herbs

2240
01:58:46,380 --> 01:58:47,340
Guns

2241
01:58:47,340 --> 01:58:47,900
Bullets

2242
01:58:47,900 --> 01:58:49,800
Jackie Brosnan

2243
01:58:49,800 --> 01:58:53,480
We fuckin' had

2244
01:58:53,480 --> 01:58:54,380
Who else do we have?

2245
01:58:54,600 --> 01:58:55,240
The man

2246
01:58:55,240 --> 01:58:56,720
John Lennon

2247
01:58:56,720 --> 01:58:57,400
Not John Lennon

2248
01:58:57,400 --> 01:58:58,280
Mick Jagger

2249
01:58:58,280 --> 01:59:00,120
Spinal infection

2250
01:59:00,120 --> 01:59:00,820
Spinal

2251
01:59:00,820 --> 01:59:03,120
Dragonfly bullets

2252
01:59:03,680 --> 01:59:04,760
Jackal bullets

2253
01:59:04,760 --> 01:59:06,480
Fire grenades

2254
01:59:06,480 --> 01:59:07,120
Stun grenades

2255
01:59:07,640 --> 01:59:09,580
Fuckin' rocket launchers

2256
01:59:09,580 --> 01:59:14,460
We acquired a semi-automatic rifle from the fuckin' truck shop man

2257
01:59:14,460 --> 01:59:15,740
Uh

2258
01:59:15,740 --> 01:59:17,120
It was

2259
01:59:17,120 --> 01:59:18,540
It was insane

2260
01:59:18,540 --> 01:59:20,960
It was fuckin' insane is what it was

2261
01:59:20,960 --> 01:59:22,460
I don't say that lightly

2262
01:59:22,460 --> 01:59:26,040
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit?

2263
01:59:26,740 --> 01:59:28,660
Cause that stuff was a blast

2264
01:59:28,660 --> 01:59:33,700
Can anybody?

2265
01:59:34,260 --> 01:59:35,200
Can someone stop?

2266
01:59:35,440 --> 01:59:36,980
We need to stop this plane fast

2267
01:59:36,980 --> 01:59:38,200
It's carrying a load of bombs

2268
01:59:38,200 --> 01:59:38,620
Someone

2269
01:59:38,620 --> 01:59:39,980
Someone told me it's got

2270
01:59:39,980 --> 01:59:40,820
There's a bomb on the plane

2271
01:59:40,820 --> 01:59:41,820
You need to stop the plane now

2272
01:59:41,820 --> 01:59:42,940
Stop the plane now

2273
01:59:42,940 --> 02:00:07,740
*BIG credits*

2274
02:00:07,740 --> 02:00:08,440
D-D-D

2275
02:00:08,440 --> 02:00:10,140
D-D-D

2276
02:00:10,140 --> 02:00:12,140
D-D-D

2277
02:00:12,140 --> 02:00:25,700
There was a bit of bus 174 reprisal going on down in Brazil the last day.

2278
02:00:26,380 --> 02:00:28,240
Brazilian police had an itch.

2279
02:00:28,240 --> 02:00:31,100
Brazilian policemen have itchy trigger fingers.

2280
02:00:31,100 --> 02:00:35,240
And they weren't afraid to let the 9mm go blam blam blam-o.

2281
02:00:36,340 --> 02:00:39,100
According to this lad, he had the story.

2282
02:00:39,360 --> 02:00:41,520
Patrick Oliveira dos Santos.

2283
02:00:42,280 --> 02:00:47,400
Any fucking relation to fucking Carlos Santos or Carlos Santana man.

2284
02:00:48,140 --> 02:00:49,120
He's a survivor.

2285
02:00:53,200 --> 02:00:56,520
He got on at the Ilya de Moncag bus stop.

2286
02:00:57,000 --> 02:00:57,320
Right?

2287
02:00:57,320 --> 02:00:58,440
He got on.

2288
02:00:58,980 --> 02:01:00,540
He got his gun out, man.

2289
02:01:00,940 --> 02:01:03,340
And said he wouldn't attack anyone.

2290
02:01:05,900 --> 02:01:08,140
He said he was going to hijack the bus man.

2291
02:01:09,560 --> 02:01:14,560
A sniper was authorized to shoot the hijacker when he briefly got out of the bus.

2292
02:01:19,120 --> 02:01:26,200
We made a decision to switch to tactical negotiation and the snipers fired at the best opportunity to reduce collateral damage.

2293
02:01:28,240 --> 02:01:29,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2294
02:01:29,240 --> 02:01:29,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2295
02:01:29,240 --> 02:01:30,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2296
02:01:30,240 --> 02:01:31,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2297
02:01:31,240 --> 02:01:32,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2298
02:01:32,240 --> 02:01:33,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2299
02:01:33,240 --> 02:01:34,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2300
02:01:34,240 --> 02:01:35,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2301
02:01:35,240 --> 02:01:36,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2302
02:01:36,240 --> 02:01:37,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2303
02:01:37,240 --> 02:01:38,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2304
02:01:38,240 --> 02:01:39,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2305
02:01:39,240 --> 02:01:40,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2306
02:01:40,240 --> 02:01:41,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2307
02:01:41,240 --> 02:01:42,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2308
02:01:42,240 --> 02:01:43,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2309
02:01:43,240 --> 02:01:44,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2310
02:01:44,240 --> 02:01:45,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2311
02:01:45,240 --> 02:01:46,240
He was a victim to the hijack.

2312
02:01:46,240 --> 02:01:53,240
6 of the 37 people on the bus were released during the hijacking.

2313
02:01:53,240 --> 02:01:56,240
Fuck the hell, what if it's arrest?

2314
02:01:56,240 --> 02:02:01,240
Advert now.

2315
02:02:01,240 --> 02:02:04,240
Impress- It says skip ad but we're gonna fucking watch it and see how shit is.

2316
02:02:04,240 --> 02:02:06,240
Does this ring a bell?

2317
02:02:06,240 --> 02:02:08,240
Listen to the tunage.

2318
02:02:08,240 --> 02:02:09,240
Generic tunage.

2319
02:02:09,240 --> 02:02:13,240
One of the seven wonders of Portugal.

2320
02:02:13,240 --> 02:02:16,240
Move with the sun.

2321
02:02:16,240 --> 02:02:17,240
Europe car.

2322
02:02:17,240 --> 02:02:18,240
No, I won't.

2323
02:02:18,240 --> 02:02:24,240
I won't thanks very much Europe car because I've heard that renting a car is fucking dodge, man.

2324
02:02:24,240 --> 02:02:25,240
You get fucked over.

2325
02:02:25,240 --> 02:02:31,240
Rent a car abroad and you bring it back and they find a fucking scratch and you're fucked.

2326
02:02:31,240 --> 02:02:37,240
So, if you've just watched that advert there for Europe car, don't be taken in by their gusto.

2327
02:02:37,240 --> 02:02:38,240
Oh fuck.

2328
02:02:38,240 --> 02:02:40,240
Are we still on?

2329
02:02:40,240 --> 02:02:55,240
I fucking- I slipped there on a- I don't know what kind of button I pressed on the keyboard but it should- it went to shut the computer down.

2330
02:02:55,240 --> 02:02:58,060
are we still on

2331
02:02:58,060 --> 02:03:01,460
I fucking

2332
02:03:01,460 --> 02:03:02,820
I slipped there on a

2333
02:03:02,820 --> 02:03:04,900
I don't know what kind of button I pressed on the keyboard

2334
02:03:04,900 --> 02:03:07,200
but it went to shut the computer down

2335
02:03:07,200 --> 02:03:08,140
now

2336
02:03:08,140 --> 02:03:15,140
everything's fucking gone

2337
02:03:15,140 --> 02:03:15,720
shut down

2338
02:03:15,720 --> 02:03:31,400
one of the fucking worst ones now

2339
02:03:31,400 --> 02:03:32,780
was the Bosnia war

2340
02:03:32,780 --> 02:03:34,900
we were drafted

2341
02:03:34,900 --> 02:03:37,080
by NATO myself

2342
02:03:37,080 --> 02:03:39,480
and a few of the lads from uptown

2343
02:03:39,480 --> 02:03:41,340
we were

2344
02:03:41,340 --> 02:03:43,500
we were drinking in Davies

2345
02:03:43,500 --> 02:03:44,780
Baron Lounge

2346
02:03:44,780 --> 02:03:47,400
and NATO came in and said

2347
02:03:47,400 --> 02:03:49,660
listen put the pints down lads

2348
02:03:49,660 --> 02:03:50,180
we need you

2349
02:03:50,180 --> 02:03:52,600
we said what's going on

2350
02:03:52,600 --> 02:03:53,360
what's the story

2351
02:03:53,360 --> 02:03:54,980
I've worked in the morning

2352
02:03:54,980 --> 02:03:56,540
this better be good

2353
02:03:56,540 --> 02:03:57,640
we said listen

2354
02:03:57,640 --> 02:04:00,300
you might have to take a few days off there

2355
02:04:00,300 --> 02:04:02,540
we're willing to pay you a time and a half

2356
02:04:02,540 --> 02:04:05,260
can you head out to fucking Sarajevo

2357
02:04:05,260 --> 02:04:07,180
time and a half

2358
02:04:07,180 --> 02:04:09,260
you'd want to be throwing in something else there

2359
02:04:09,260 --> 02:04:10,320
they go okay right

2360
02:04:10,320 --> 02:04:11,500
we'll give you the time and a half

2361
02:04:11,500 --> 02:04:14,540
and we'll fucking throw in a tank

2362
02:04:14,540 --> 02:04:14,920
as well

2363
02:04:14,920 --> 02:04:17,760
I looked over creepy creepy looked mean

2364
02:04:17,760 --> 02:04:18,440
we were both

2365
02:04:18,440 --> 02:04:20,480
the cogs started turning then like you know

2366
02:04:20,480 --> 02:04:21,820
tank if we had a tank

2367
02:04:21,820 --> 02:04:24,180
imagine driving that around the fucking town

2368
02:04:24,180 --> 02:04:26,640
we might put a fucking spoiler on it

2369
02:04:26,640 --> 02:04:29,300
or a couple of no fear stickers

2370
02:04:29,300 --> 02:04:31,340
we'll be driving that around the town

2371
02:04:31,340 --> 02:04:32,880
no bother and it'll be fucking class

2372
02:04:32,880 --> 02:04:33,980
we'll look like legends

2373
02:04:33,980 --> 02:04:35,240
in the tank

2374
02:04:35,240 --> 02:04:39,580
I stepped out of the fucking Chinook helicopter

2375
02:04:39,580 --> 02:04:41,340
onto the fucking tarmac

2376
02:04:41,340 --> 02:04:42,360
I was like

2377
02:04:42,360 --> 02:04:46,400
is this fucking Sarajevo?

2378
02:04:46,400 --> 02:04:51,100
It's a fucking kip.

2379
02:04:52,280 --> 02:04:54,600
And, uh, oh, geez, it was an awful fucking mess out there.

2380
02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:55,720
It's a fucking kip.

2381
02:04:55,820 --> 02:04:56,880
It was an awful mess.

2382
02:04:57,000 --> 02:04:57,640
A fucking kip.

2383
02:04:57,740 --> 02:05:02,900
There was fucking body parts and fucking bits of fucking skulls and bones.

2384
02:05:03,040 --> 02:05:06,240
Skulls and crossbones and fucking pirates and all that kind of crack, you know?

2385
02:05:06,980 --> 02:05:08,500
And they gave us the mission then.

2386
02:05:08,580 --> 02:05:13,660
They said, listen, lads, there's a gang of fucking peasants trapped in a box.

2387
02:05:14,240 --> 02:05:15,340
There's five peasants.

2388
02:05:15,500 --> 02:05:17,080
And one of them has a key to the city.

2389
02:05:17,900 --> 02:05:19,520
We need to save them.

2390
02:05:20,800 --> 02:05:22,640
And we absealed down.

2391
02:05:23,020 --> 02:05:24,440
I had a bomb in my hand.

2392
02:05:24,820 --> 02:05:28,020
And I had to plant the fucking bomb down below.

2393
02:05:28,460 --> 02:05:28,860
Whoop!

2394
02:05:29,680 --> 02:05:30,840
Straight down the building.

2395
02:05:31,940 --> 02:05:34,460
And Creepy was then, it was like a water slide.

2396
02:05:34,620 --> 02:05:36,520
What the fucking went on?

2397
02:05:36,560 --> 02:05:37,240
It's a fucking mental.

2398
02:05:37,720 --> 02:05:39,020
I could hear Creepy up the top.

2399
02:05:39,280 --> 02:05:39,600
Woo!

2400
02:05:41,900 --> 02:05:42,380
Woo!

2401
02:05:44,600 --> 02:05:48,680
We were having great fun.

2402
02:05:49,060 --> 02:05:50,800
We found the box full of peasants.

2403
02:05:51,060 --> 02:05:53,060
And we could hear, you know, people inside going,

2404
02:05:53,500 --> 02:05:58,200
Whatever about people being trapped in a box.

2405
02:05:58,500 --> 02:06:01,840
I had to deal with Creepy, who wasn't the sharpest tool in the fucking box.

2406
02:06:02,420 --> 02:06:04,120
He goes, he gets the crowbar.

2407
02:06:04,540 --> 02:06:06,300
And he just goes, here we are.

2408
02:06:06,420 --> 02:06:07,360
Hey, Viper, watch this.

2409
02:06:07,880 --> 02:06:08,440
Fuck you.

2410
02:06:09,680 --> 02:06:10,040
Whomp!

2411
02:06:10,820 --> 02:06:11,680
Creepy knew.

2412
02:06:11,840 --> 02:06:12,480
Creepy knew.

2413
02:06:12,480 --> 02:06:12,480
Creepy knew.

2414
02:06:12,580 --> 02:06:15,000
As soon as he'd done it, he knew what he'd done.

2415
02:06:15,280 --> 02:06:16,220
Oh, fuck, man.

2416
02:06:16,260 --> 02:06:16,700
What do we do?

2417
02:06:16,780 --> 02:06:17,320
No, what do we do?

2418
02:06:17,480 --> 02:06:17,980
I said, pssh.

2419
02:06:18,740 --> 02:06:19,600
Open it up, man.

2420
02:06:19,640 --> 02:06:21,340
We'll get the fucking key and get the fuck out of here.

2421
02:06:21,980 --> 02:06:23,200
Creepy wrenches it open.

2422
02:06:24,420 --> 02:06:25,660
Someone's fucking...

2423
02:06:25,660 --> 02:06:27,200
Someone's dead inside that, like, you know?

2424
02:06:27,240 --> 02:06:29,240
And then there's four other peasants inside going...

2425
02:06:29,240 --> 02:06:33,460
Creepy's like this.

2426
02:06:34,140 --> 02:06:35,320
Hey, I'm fucking sorry.

2427
02:06:36,400 --> 02:06:37,140
Do you have a key?

2428
02:06:38,360 --> 02:06:39,140
And they're like...

2429
02:06:39,140 --> 02:06:42,300
Take this key anyway.

2430
02:06:42,980 --> 02:06:44,700
Hey, good luck.

2431
02:06:45,820 --> 02:06:47,500
Creepy fucks off then, like, you know?

2432
02:06:47,600 --> 02:06:49,020
He left me to deal with the peasants.

2433
02:06:49,380 --> 02:06:50,260
Said, listen, peasants.

2434
02:06:50,780 --> 02:06:53,440
You'd want to move out of this place because it's going to blow up.

2435
02:06:53,480 --> 02:06:54,640
I'm sorry about your father.

2436
02:06:54,800 --> 02:06:55,360
We've killed him.

2437
02:06:56,920 --> 02:06:58,840
Creepy was hungover.

2438
02:06:59,080 --> 02:07:02,820
He didn't know that the crowbar would go through the fucking box into the skull.

2439
02:07:04,240 --> 02:07:05,680
And you best just go.

2440
02:07:05,780 --> 02:07:06,040
Just go.

2441
02:07:06,140 --> 02:07:06,340
Just go.

2442
02:07:06,460 --> 02:07:06,640
Just go.

2443
02:07:06,760 --> 02:07:07,780
Just go.

2444
02:07:07,880 --> 02:07:08,160
Just go.

2445
02:07:08,820 --> 02:07:10,160
And they left anyways.

2446
02:07:10,280 --> 02:07:11,140
I left the bomb there.

2447
02:07:12,020 --> 02:07:13,040
We fucking went up.

2448
02:07:13,160 --> 02:07:14,020
Back to the helicopter.

2449
02:07:14,480 --> 02:07:15,460
Into the helicopter.

2450
02:07:16,200 --> 02:07:17,080
Flew off then.

2451
02:07:17,320 --> 02:07:19,220
I pressed the bomb explosion button.

2452
02:07:19,820 --> 02:07:20,740
The place goes up.

2453
02:07:21,640 --> 02:07:26,820
And I should have fucking checked to make sure those peasants had gone as well.

2454
02:07:27,400 --> 02:07:31,540
Because the intelligence report afterwards said that they didn't even manage to get out the fucking lobby.

2455
02:07:32,720 --> 02:07:34,600
So I blew up the building.

2456
02:07:35,540 --> 02:07:39,760
Not only had Creepy killed the father accidentally.

2457
02:07:39,760 --> 02:07:42,000
I fucking killed the family then too.

2458
02:07:43,760 --> 02:07:49,520
We were driving around that fucking town for fucking weeks afterwards going, we are the heroes of Sarajevo.

2459
02:07:49,660 --> 02:07:49,660
We are the heroes of Sarajevo.

2460
02:07:49,660 --> 02:07:51,660
We are the heroes of Sarajevo.

2461
02:07:51,660 --> 02:07:52,660
We are the heroes of Sarajevo.

2462
02:07:52,660 --> 02:07:53,660
We were fucking driving up town.

2463
02:07:53,660 --> 02:07:54,660
Heroes of the heroes of the town.

2464
02:07:54,660 --> 02:07:55,660
Heroes of the heroes of the heroes of Sarajevo.

2465
02:07:55,660 --> 02:07:56,060
You know?

2466
02:07:56,060 --> 02:07:57,840
Creepy then with like this.

2467
02:07:57,840 --> 02:07:58,960
Out the top of the tank.

2468
02:07:58,960 --> 02:08:00,280
I am the fucking.

2469
02:08:00,280 --> 02:08:02,460
I am the fucking king of Bosnia.

2470
02:08:02,460 --> 02:08:03,460
I saved Bosnia.

2471
02:08:03,460 --> 02:08:04,460
I saved Bosnia.

2472
02:08:04,460 --> 02:08:06,460
And sure he fucking killed.

2473
02:08:06,460 --> 02:08:10,460
I was like what are you on about you fucking header.

2474
02:08:10,460 --> 02:08:11,460
You killed some cunt.

2475
02:08:11,460 --> 02:08:12,460
And he was like.

2476
02:08:12,460 --> 02:08:13,460
Hey.

2477
02:08:13,460 --> 02:08:15,460
And you fucking killed the family so well.

2478
02:08:15,460 --> 02:08:16,460
I'm going to be sure.

2479
02:08:16,460 --> 02:08:17,460
But we saved the tank.

2480
02:08:17,460 --> 02:08:18,460
Anyway.

2481
02:08:18,460 --> 02:08:19,460
Fucking listen.

2482
02:08:19,460 --> 02:08:21,460
That's the war story over.

2483
02:08:21,460 --> 02:08:22,460
I am fucking digressing.

2484
02:08:22,460 --> 02:08:23,460
That's later.

2485
02:08:23,460 --> 02:08:24,460
Look.

2486
02:08:24,460 --> 02:08:25,460
Look.

2487
02:08:25,460 --> 02:08:26,460
The fucking.

2488
02:08:26,460 --> 02:08:27,460
The tank is on.

2489
02:08:27,460 --> 02:08:28,460
Done deal if you want it anyway.

2490
02:08:28,460 --> 02:08:30,460
That's the war story.

2491
02:08:30,460 --> 02:08:31,460
Horror.

2492
02:08:31,460 --> 02:08:32,460
Horror of war.

2493
02:08:32,460 --> 02:08:33,460
And that's just another.

2494
02:08:33,460 --> 02:08:36,460
So that's the horror of the Bosnia war.

2495
02:08:36,460 --> 02:08:39,460
The tank is on.

2496
02:08:39,460 --> 02:08:41,460
Done deal anyway if you want to have a look at it.

2497
02:08:41,460 --> 02:08:53,700
Thank you very much for that, Francis Higgins.

2498
02:08:55,820 --> 02:09:00,580
For that visceral picture of war.

2499
02:09:01,500 --> 02:09:03,100
Now, we're back again.

2500
02:09:09,100 --> 02:09:13,580
The boys down, they were giving them a Turkish bath down in Turkey of all places.

2501
02:09:14,480 --> 02:09:16,200
They had the water cannons out.

2502
02:09:17,820 --> 02:09:21,940
That looks like class crack during the hot summer day, hey.

2503
02:09:25,280 --> 02:09:27,320
The Turkish government suspended them.

2504
02:09:28,780 --> 02:09:31,660
Oh, the Kurdistan Workers' Party, which is outlawed in Turkey.

2505
02:09:34,160 --> 02:09:36,960
We don't accept this attack against the Kurdish people.

2506
02:09:38,740 --> 02:09:41,500
against the Kurdish people's struggle for freedom.

2507
02:09:55,400 --> 02:09:55,920
Yeah.

2508
02:09:55,920 --> 02:10:25,900
Yeah.

2509
02:10:25,900 --> 02:10:26,400
Yeah.

2510
02:10:26,400 --> 02:10:26,620
Huh?

2511
02:10:27,120 --> 02:10:28,100
You didn't mention that.

2512
02:10:28,720 --> 02:10:29,420
What are you playing?

2513
02:10:29,760 --> 02:10:30,400
FIFA, is it?

2514
02:10:31,560 --> 02:10:32,580
What's the game, man?

2515
02:10:32,620 --> 02:10:33,640
What's he playing there, man?

2516
02:10:35,540 --> 02:10:36,680
What's he fucking playing?

2517
02:10:40,000 --> 02:10:41,120
What's he playing there?

2518
02:10:42,840 --> 02:10:43,920
Hold on there, Mohammed.

2519
02:10:44,040 --> 02:10:45,760
We'll cry about your story in a moment.

2520
02:10:49,560 --> 02:10:51,080
And then his top says invincible.

2521
02:10:52,620 --> 02:10:53,940
What the fuck's that, man?

2522
02:10:56,700 --> 02:10:57,380
What's that?

2523
02:11:02,380 --> 02:11:05,860
I was a bit sorry for them for a sec, but they've got the fucking games going.

2524
02:11:08,760 --> 02:11:09,680
We don't know.

2525
02:11:09,840 --> 02:11:10,780
It could be Fortnite.

2526
02:11:12,720 --> 02:11:13,820
It could be Fortnite.

2527
02:11:21,820 --> 02:11:23,780
15 days I've been in the house.

2528
02:11:24,460 --> 02:11:25,640
15 days have passed.

2529
02:11:25,820 --> 02:11:26,400
Only I know.

2530
02:11:26,900 --> 02:11:27,900
Don't even ask me.

2531
02:11:31,520 --> 02:11:32,980
These have been really tough.

2532
02:11:33,240 --> 02:11:35,260
These have been really tough 15 days for me.

2533
02:11:35,340 --> 02:11:35,920
Don't ask.

2534
02:11:36,200 --> 02:11:36,560
All right.

2535
02:11:37,100 --> 02:11:39,820
You keep asking us not to ask, but I mean, we're here for a reason.

2536
02:11:40,100 --> 02:11:41,720
It's just to ask you about what's going on.

2537
02:11:42,060 --> 02:11:43,280
Some schools have been closed.

2538
02:11:44,080 --> 02:11:45,160
The internet is down.

2539
02:11:45,500 --> 02:11:47,300
I can't even call a teacher if I want to.

2540
02:11:47,660 --> 02:11:49,300
I'll tell you something.

2541
02:11:49,400 --> 02:11:53,060
If my school was closed and I was a kid, I'd be happy.

2542
02:12:05,600 --> 02:12:07,460
Food rations are nearly depleted.

2543
02:12:08,000 --> 02:12:09,180
Fucking chapatis, man.

2544
02:12:10,300 --> 02:12:11,940
I wouldn't mind an old chapati now.

2545
02:12:12,740 --> 02:12:15,440
Dip it in a bit of lovely Jalfrezi or something.

2546
02:12:18,200 --> 02:12:20,180
Teens were amongst those swept up.

2547
02:12:22,200 --> 02:12:25,580
We'll just skip this in case there's any fucking bag crack going on.

2548
02:12:25,620 --> 02:12:26,980
Because it looks like it could be bag crack.

2549
02:12:27,120 --> 02:12:29,260
Syrian, again, bag crack.

2550
02:12:29,620 --> 02:12:30,200
What's this?

2551
02:12:31,880 --> 02:12:33,440
This is good crack now, isn't it?

2552
02:12:33,440 --> 02:12:34,780
This is summertime crack, is it?

2553
02:12:35,660 --> 02:12:39,660
Amnesty International have been fucking sailing around in boats.

2554
02:12:40,240 --> 02:12:41,820
Holding up Segura signs.

2555
02:12:41,820 --> 02:12:44,200
Fucking Pertal Segura, yeah?

2556
02:12:45,320 --> 02:12:47,320
That's them going...

2557
02:12:47,320 --> 02:12:49,540
What the fuck is Pertal Segura?

2558
02:12:52,080 --> 02:12:54,280
Pertal Segura, yeah?

2559
02:12:56,780 --> 02:12:59,320
Does anyone know what Pertal Segura is?

2560
02:13:01,700 --> 02:13:03,520
A couple of Geppettos for the boys.

2561
02:13:04,320 --> 02:13:05,200
Tom Segura.

2562
02:13:06,160 --> 02:13:14,400
Politicas European, is it?

2563
02:13:14,400 --> 02:13:17,720
Fucking suffering.

2564
02:13:20,540 --> 02:13:33,080
All right, they're trying to fucking Pertal Segura themselves into the history books by going out on little boatings as a show of solidarity for those migrants who are crossing the fucking ocean.

2565
02:13:33,080 --> 02:13:35,880
*I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry*

2566
02:13:40,440 --> 02:13:41,880
PUBG Mobile, Jack.

2567
02:13:41,880 --> 02:13:46,440
*I'm sorry, I'm sorry*

2568
02:13:46,440 --> 02:13:48,360
Fucking mechanismo yourself, hey.

2569
02:13:49,240 --> 02:13:51,640
She's some woman for the mechanismo, isn't she?

2570
02:13:53,400 --> 02:13:57,560
Boys down in Brazil were doing a bit of fucking blammy blammy blam blam

2571
02:13:57,560 --> 02:14:00,280
with the fucking shotgun shooters they were given.

2572
02:14:00,280 --> 02:14:04,040
As standard when they were coming out of the fucking jailhouse rock this morning.

2573
02:14:04,840 --> 02:14:10,760
Apparently in Brazil you need to fucking pull your piece out because they don't fuck around over there.

2574
02:14:10,760 --> 02:14:14,440
Full of coke dealers down in Rio de Janeiro's favelas.

2575
02:14:14,440 --> 02:14:17,960
I've seen it myself man. City of God, the whole shebang.

2576
02:14:20,520 --> 02:14:24,200
And City of God is actually Sao Paulo, it's not even Rio man.

2577
02:14:24,200 --> 02:14:25,880
But it's still tough enough.

2578
02:14:25,880 --> 02:14:29,320
I seen a documentary the last day about Colombian boys.

2579
02:14:29,320 --> 02:14:31,080
They're hard as well, hey.

2580
02:14:31,080 --> 02:14:35,880
And there was this lad from Medellin called Escobar.

2581
02:14:35,880 --> 02:14:39,080
And then there was another fucking lad called Escobar a footballer.

2582
02:14:39,080 --> 02:14:41,480
And then when he got shot when he scored an own goal.

2583
02:14:42,600 --> 02:14:43,640
Fucking mad stuff.

2584
02:14:45,240 --> 02:14:46,120
Who's on the bus?

2585
02:14:47,000 --> 02:14:49,320
Was this the fucking shootout on the bus last day?

2586
02:14:50,040 --> 02:14:51,320
Bus 147.

2587
02:14:51,320 --> 02:14:57,720
A good documentary you might want to watch is Bus 174 or Bus 147.

2588
02:14:57,720 --> 02:15:03,560
And it's about a man who holds a whole bus of people hostage in Rio de Janeiro.

2589
02:15:03,560 --> 02:15:04,520
Check it out.

2590
02:15:04,520 --> 02:15:06,840
From one bus to another now.

2591
02:15:06,840 --> 02:15:09,640
As we get onto a driverless bus.

2592
02:15:11,080 --> 02:15:13,240
Which you can book with an app in Singapore.

2593
02:15:13,240 --> 02:15:14,360
If you ask me.

2594
02:15:14,360 --> 02:15:15,640
It's an accident.

2595
02:15:15,640 --> 02:15:17,240
A nightmarish accident.

2596
02:15:17,240 --> 02:15:18,600
Freak accident waiting to happen.

2597
02:15:18,600 --> 02:15:20,200
I would never do it.

2598
02:15:21,480 --> 02:15:22,360
Because you'd only.

2599
02:15:22,360 --> 02:15:26,840
There'd be some wise guy hacking into the bus and making it go fucking haywire.

2600
02:15:27,640 --> 02:15:30,040
And poor old Tommy Schluger be out of a job too.

2601
02:15:37,720 --> 02:15:38,440
Four buses.

2602
02:15:38,440 --> 02:15:39,960
We'll test a little loop.

2603
02:15:42,200 --> 02:15:43,960
Lee Xiang Long.

2604
02:15:45,080 --> 02:15:46,600
He's the cousin of Shane Long.

2605
02:15:46,840 --> 02:15:47,640
Lee Xiang.

2606
02:15:47,640 --> 02:15:50,440
Shane Long from wherever the fuck.

2607
02:15:50,440 --> 02:15:52,200
Wherever they said they were from in the beginning.

2608
02:15:52,200 --> 02:15:52,920
In Singapore.

2609
02:15:53,480 --> 02:15:56,840
The autonomous bus that we have built up using our own.

2610
02:15:57,240 --> 02:15:58,920
engineering capability.

2611
02:15:58,920 --> 02:16:00,040
It's autonomous.

2612
02:16:00,040 --> 02:16:01,480
So we'll have its own pronouns.

2613
02:16:01,480 --> 02:16:04,680
Our own engineering capability in Singapore.

2614
02:16:04,680 --> 02:16:06,840
Comprises of a suite of sensors.

2615
02:16:07,640 --> 02:16:08,680
Like the laser.

2616
02:16:08,680 --> 02:16:09,720
The radar.

2617
02:16:09,720 --> 02:16:11,800
And we fused the information together.

2618
02:16:11,800 --> 02:16:15,960
And that allowed the autonomous bus to know where it was.

2619
02:16:16,600 --> 02:16:17,800
Where is it going?

2620
02:16:17,800 --> 02:16:19,800
And we'll do the planning for the bus.

2621
02:16:19,800 --> 02:16:20,760
Where is it going?

2622
02:16:22,280 --> 02:16:23,320
There's someone driving it.

2623
02:16:23,320 --> 02:16:23,480
Look.

2624
02:16:25,240 --> 02:16:26,120
Someone driving it.

2625
02:16:26,120 --> 02:16:27,240
It's not even driverless.

2626
02:16:27,240 --> 02:16:28,120
Someone driving it.

2627
02:16:29,080 --> 02:16:32,760
More scenes from the standoff in Brazil that happened the last day.

2628
02:16:33,400 --> 02:16:35,320
Fucking bad job altogether, man.

2629
02:16:35,960 --> 02:16:37,000
Real bad job.

2630
02:16:38,760 --> 02:16:39,720
Is it fucked, is it?

2631
02:16:39,720 --> 02:16:41,480
Is Brazil fucked?

2632
02:16:41,480 --> 02:16:43,800
Or do you reckon they can bring themselves back?

2633
02:16:45,000 --> 02:16:46,120
They're classed at football.

2634
02:16:46,600 --> 02:16:47,960
They're an emerging economy.

2635
02:16:48,200 --> 02:16:50,120
People have been saying that for the past 10 years.

2636
02:16:50,120 --> 02:16:51,000
They're part of the brick.

2637
02:16:52,360 --> 02:16:52,840
Brazil.

2638
02:16:54,280 --> 02:16:54,680
India.

2639
02:16:57,400 --> 02:16:57,800
China.

2640
02:16:59,880 --> 02:17:01,000
You know, they're up and coming.

2641
02:17:01,000 --> 02:17:04,760
They're up and fucking coming by.

2642
02:17:04,760 --> 02:17:08,440
But unfortunately, they have too much of this stuff going on.

2643
02:17:09,080 --> 02:17:11,560
Shootings and guns are everywhere.

2644
02:17:11,560 --> 02:17:13,800
And fucking political corruption.

2645
02:17:13,800 --> 02:17:14,440
It's rife.

2646
02:17:16,760 --> 02:17:20,520
Gangs, motorbikes and fucking lads on motorbikes.

2647
02:17:21,240 --> 02:17:21,960
Dangerous stuff.

2648
02:17:25,000 --> 02:17:25,800
That's Singapore.

2649
02:17:25,800 --> 02:17:26,840
I mean Brazil.

2650
02:17:28,600 --> 02:17:32,040
Mobile cinema brings movie magic to Syrian Kurdish children.

2651
02:17:33,560 --> 02:17:34,440
It's heartwarming.

2652
02:17:34,440 --> 02:17:41,320
From the Commission side, we welcome the UK government's engagement and continued commitment to an orderly withdrawal.

2653
02:17:42,120 --> 02:17:45,960
We firmly believe that this is in the best interest of both the EU and the UK.

2654
02:17:46,520 --> 02:17:55,240
However, we also note that the letter does not provide a legal operational solution to prevent the return of a hard border on the island of Ireland.

2655
02:17:55,240 --> 02:17:55,560
Yeah.

2656
02:17:55,560 --> 02:17:58,600
We have not set out what any alternative arrangements could be.

2657
02:17:59,160 --> 02:18:05,160
And in fact, it recognizes that there is no guarantee that such arrangements will be in place by the end of the transition.

2658
02:18:05,560 --> 02:18:06,680
What are you on about, man?

2659
02:18:10,840 --> 02:18:16,760
Professional protesters in Mexico have been making their own protestical designs.

2660
02:18:17,640 --> 02:18:19,640
Yulia Klug.

2661
02:18:22,200 --> 02:18:24,040
She's made a load of costumes and masks.

2662
02:18:24,040 --> 02:18:33,640
Yeah, yeah.

2663
02:18:39,080 --> 02:18:39,640
Hahaha.

2664
02:18:40,520 --> 02:18:43,640
Gamers risk health in bit to be esports millionaires.

2665
02:18:43,960 --> 02:18:47,000
Savage money going in these things, hey, but it'll cost your life.

2666
02:18:47,880 --> 02:18:49,080
And your mind, I'd say.

2667
02:18:49,080 --> 02:19:05,960
Deteriorating eyesight, digestive problems and wrist and hand damage.

2668
02:19:06,520 --> 02:19:06,840
Funny.

2669
02:19:07,960 --> 02:19:10,840
I would have thought their wrists would have been the most powerful wrists.

2670
02:19:12,040 --> 02:19:12,360
Going.

2671
02:19:13,720 --> 02:19:17,240
With all the extra curricular wrist activities they do be doing.

2672
02:19:18,280 --> 02:19:20,520
In between their fucking duos matches.

2673
02:19:21,800 --> 02:19:23,720
Wouldn't you know the Chinese would be in there.

2674
02:19:24,760 --> 02:19:25,480
Cleaning up.

2675
02:19:25,480 --> 02:19:29,240
If I wanna come back, get back my vision.

2676
02:19:30,360 --> 02:19:31,240
But I didn't listen.

2677
02:19:32,280 --> 02:19:32,920
I need to play.

2678
02:19:35,960 --> 02:19:37,880
Fucking George A. Romero, man.

2679
02:19:37,880 --> 02:19:41,480
Is that the lad who wrote the Game of Thrones thing, is it?

2680
02:19:41,480 --> 02:19:51,880
Dignitaries over in some foreign country were doing some stuff the other day with a load of flags.

2681
02:19:55,400 --> 02:19:59,080
People held flags while a dignitary walked along surveying the flag work.

2682
02:19:59,400 --> 02:20:06,680
The flag work was sufficient enough for him to walk away into the sunlight.

2683
02:20:07,560 --> 02:20:11,720
Not before a wreath was laid by one of the dignitary's wives.

2684
02:20:12,520 --> 02:20:13,880
Or the dignitary's wife.

2685
02:20:18,760 --> 02:20:19,320
The wreath.

2686
02:20:19,320 --> 02:20:23,560
A second wreath was laid underneath names of people who've probably fallen in war.

2687
02:20:25,240 --> 02:20:26,440
A little bow at the wreath.

2688
02:20:26,840 --> 02:20:27,800
One, two, three.

2689
02:20:29,560 --> 02:20:30,360
And then...

2690
02:20:30,360 --> 02:20:32,360
The pipe band.

2691
02:20:32,360 --> 02:20:33,000
Piped up.

2692
02:20:33,000 --> 02:20:34,920
The pipe of wreaths.

2693
02:20:35,480 --> 02:20:40,360
And we all stood while the pipe of wreaths played in France.

2694
02:20:41,160 --> 02:20:43,960
A country not far from here.

2695
02:20:45,080 --> 02:20:46,360
Adverts for, uh...

2696
02:20:48,600 --> 02:20:50,040
For renting cars. We'll skip it.

2697
02:20:50,760 --> 02:20:51,640
I fucking...

2698
02:20:51,640 --> 02:20:53,320
Adblock are on as well. It's not working.

2699
02:20:54,040 --> 02:20:54,440
Hang on.

2700
02:20:56,680 --> 02:20:58,040
Oh, it was paused.

2701
02:20:58,040 --> 02:20:58,680
It was...

2702
02:20:58,680 --> 02:20:59,800
Fucking unpaused.

2703
02:20:59,800 --> 02:21:00,600
Ed Sheeran!

2704
02:21:04,600 --> 02:21:05,400
Ed Sheeran.

2705
02:21:10,440 --> 02:21:13,720
Jesus, how many fucking paintings of him do you want?

2706
02:21:13,720 --> 02:21:16,520
You could just put the picture of him into the portrait app.

2707
02:21:16,520 --> 02:21:18,680
He's a really humble, sweet, pale ginger guy.

2708
02:21:18,680 --> 02:21:20,040
Maybe he doesn't mind me saying that.

2709
02:21:20,040 --> 02:21:29,560
But he's a sweet guy that just didn't expect to have such a big presence and such a vibrant array of skill.

2710
02:21:30,120 --> 02:21:31,400
And that's exactly what he had.

2711
02:21:31,400 --> 02:21:32,680
And it inspired so many people.

2712
02:21:32,680 --> 02:21:35,400
And I think that's the Ed Sheeran effect.

2713
02:21:37,320 --> 02:21:39,320
Well, he had talent in terms of his songs were great.

2714
02:21:39,880 --> 02:21:43,080
What I was most impressed with at the concert was the way he engaged the audience.

2715
02:21:43,080 --> 02:21:44,600
He played to strangers.

2716
02:21:44,600 --> 02:21:50,360
And he managed to talk to somebody in the front row, get their name, put her name in the song,

2717
02:21:50,360 --> 02:21:52,360
and then sort of engage the audience that way.

2718
02:21:52,360 --> 02:21:53,880
What are they on about, man?

2719
02:21:53,880 --> 02:21:54,920
This is a guy who's...

2720
02:21:56,600 --> 02:21:58,520
He's released a couple of albums.

2721
02:21:58,520 --> 02:22:00,680
He's released a couple of albums.

2722
02:22:03,400 --> 02:22:05,720
You know, he's not fucking Jesus-like.

2723
02:22:05,720 --> 02:22:07,320
He's released a couple of albums.

2724
02:22:07,320 --> 02:22:08,200
He's released a couple of albums.

2725
02:22:08,200 --> 02:22:09,320
He's released a couple of albums.

2726
02:22:09,320 --> 02:22:10,200
He's released a couple of albums.

2727
02:22:10,200 --> 02:22:11,320
He's released a couple of albums.

2728
02:22:11,320 --> 02:22:12,200
He's released a couple of albums.

2729
02:22:12,200 --> 02:22:13,320
He's released a couple of albums.

2730
02:22:13,320 --> 02:22:14,200
He's released a couple of albums.

2731
02:22:14,200 --> 02:22:15,320
He's released a couple of albums.

2732
02:22:15,320 --> 02:22:16,360
He's released a couple of albums.

2733
02:22:16,360 --> 02:22:17,320
He's released a couple of albums.

2734
02:22:17,320 --> 02:22:18,360
He's released a couple of albums.

2735
02:22:18,360 --> 02:22:19,480
He's released a couple of albums.

2736
02:22:19,480 --> 02:22:20,360
He's released a couple of albums.

2737
02:22:20,360 --> 02:22:22,360
He's released a couple of albums.

2738
02:22:22,360 --> 02:22:24,360
He's released a couple of albums.

2739
02:22:24,360 --> 02:22:26,360
He's released a couple of albums.

2740
02:22:26,360 --> 02:22:28,360
He's released a couple of albums.

2741
02:22:28,360 --> 02:22:30,360
He's released a couple of albums.

2742
02:22:30,360 --> 02:22:32,360
He's released a couple of albums.

2743
02:22:32,360 --> 02:22:34,360
He's released a couple of albums.

2744
02:22:34,360 --> 02:22:35,360
He's released a couple of albums.

2745
02:22:35,360 --> 02:22:38,880
People out in Indonesia are cleaning up fucking rubbish, man.

2746
02:22:38,880 --> 02:22:39,680
Big time.

2747
02:22:39,680 --> 02:22:43,760
Because they're they left a load of it in a big pit.

2748
02:22:43,760 --> 02:22:46,880
After China blocked imports of foreign garbage.

2749
02:22:46,880 --> 02:22:48,720
Why would you be importing foreign garbage?

2750
02:22:51,280 --> 02:22:52,000
Wow look at it.

2751
02:22:52,000 --> 02:22:53,760
It's like fucking plowing the fields.

2752
02:22:53,760 --> 02:22:56,320
Except the field is just a big mountain of litter.

2753
02:23:00,880 --> 02:23:01,760
Sambayini.

2754
02:23:03,280 --> 02:23:04,000
Did you hear that?

2755
02:23:04,000 --> 02:23:04,720
Sambayini.

2756
02:23:04,720 --> 02:23:05,920
Punya anak tiga.

2757
02:23:05,920 --> 02:23:06,320
Punya anak tiga.

2758
02:23:06,320 --> 02:23:07,280
Punya anak tiga.

2759
02:23:07,280 --> 02:23:07,600
Ni.

2760
02:23:07,600 --> 02:23:08,960
Sambayini.

2761
02:23:08,960 --> 02:23:10,240
Sambayini.

2762
02:23:10,240 --> 02:23:10,640
Sambayini.

2763
02:23:10,640 --> 02:23:11,680
Sambayini.

2764
02:23:11,680 --> 02:23:14,960
Sand by your knee.

2765
02:23:14,960 --> 02:23:16,960
Dan ni sambayini.

2766
02:23:16,960 --> 02:23:21,360
I bet he wishes he had some sand by his knee.

2767
02:23:21,360 --> 02:23:23,360
And not a load of rubbish.

2768
02:23:23,360 --> 02:23:26,240
Punya anak tiga.

2769
02:23:26,240 --> 02:23:29,920
Punya anak tiga.

2770
02:23:29,920 --> 02:23:32,240
Punya anak tiga.

2771
02:23:32,240 --> 02:23:33,520
Semuanya bisa kuliah.

2772
02:23:33,520 --> 02:23:36,640
Yang satu S tiga.

2773
02:23:36,640 --> 02:23:38,240
Asti kah is it?

2774
02:23:38,240 --> 02:23:39,840
Yang dua S dua dari Untad.

2775
02:23:39,840 --> 02:23:42,960
Yang satu ada S satu ada Sistik Mojokerto.

2776
02:23:42,960 --> 02:23:44,480
Artistic is it?

2777
02:23:44,480 --> 02:23:46,480
*Sigh*

2778
02:24:08,240 --> 02:24:10,240
Sorry about that, that's not working

2779
02:24:12,180 --> 02:24:14,180
And then off the truck went with the rubbish, well done.

2780
02:24:14,180 --> 02:24:16,180
*Sigh*

2781
02:24:16,180 --> 02:24:19,180
Adapting city life to climate change.

2782
02:24:19,180 --> 02:24:24,180
*Sigh* Whatever the season, it's always warmer in the city centre than in the countryside, especially at night.

2783
02:24:24,180 --> 02:24:28,180
Yeah. *Sigh* Heat absorbed during the day by buildings and road surfaces...

2784
02:24:28,180 --> 02:24:30,180
Not bothered, AFP.

2785
02:24:30,180 --> 02:24:36,180
Fucking fire out in Bolivia, man. Wildfires are wreaking mega havoc out in Bolivia, man.

2786
02:24:36,180 --> 02:24:38,180
We need to get the water out there fast.

2787
02:24:38,180 --> 02:24:40,180
Santa Cruz.

2788
02:24:40,180 --> 02:24:42,180
*Sigh*

2789
02:24:42,180 --> 02:24:44,180
Great song by the thrills.

2790
02:24:44,180 --> 02:24:45,180
*Sigh*

2791
02:24:45,180 --> 02:24:46,180
*Sigh*

2792
02:24:46,180 --> 02:24:52,180
Unfortunately, the real place was fucking devastated the last day by a big lock of flames.

2793
02:24:52,180 --> 02:24:54,180
*Sigh*

2794
02:24:54,180 --> 02:24:56,180
*Sigh*

2795
02:24:56,180 --> 02:24:58,180
*Sigh*

2796
02:24:58,180 --> 02:25:00,180
*Sigh*

2797
02:25:00,180 --> 02:25:02,180
*Sigh*

2798
02:25:02,180 --> 02:25:04,180
*Sigh*

2799
02:25:04,180 --> 02:25:06,180
*Sigh*

2800
02:25:06,180 --> 02:25:13,180
in some kind of weird, weird christianic, Indian mystic, kind of satanic shit.

2801
02:25:17,120 --> 02:25:22,680
Did she just say, take ye drugs, we take drugs?

2802
02:25:23,900 --> 02:25:25,480
Listen, listen to this.

2803
02:25:34,180 --> 02:25:39,180
We take ye drugs, we take ye drugs, we take ye drugs. Fuckin' drugies, man.

2804
02:25:40,180 --> 02:25:47,180
I knew they were on something. The fuckin' cut of them, they're all pissin' about in circles. Look at her head is chopped off now as well.

2805
02:25:51,180 --> 02:25:55,180
Move over drug mules, vipers in town, you're busted.

2806
02:26:02,180 --> 02:26:03,180
Go on.

2807
02:26:03,180 --> 02:26:04,180
You've, you've had enough.

2808
02:26:08,180 --> 02:26:21,180
And finally, people gathered in a, in a bit of water the other day, and a helicopter hovered above them, to cool them down, after they were very hot in the lovely sun. Hmm. Sunshine.

2809
02:26:23,180 --> 02:26:25,180
Hello, hello, hello.

2810
02:26:29,180 --> 02:26:49,180
The helicopters provided a lovely fan-like sensation on people's skin, and they took photographs of the, the beast, and stared at it. They'd never seen one before in their lives. These people are ignorant. They've been living in ignorant bliss for 50 years. The police came in.

2811
02:26:50,180 --> 02:26:57,180
The police came in to protect them, and also, a naval vessel with guns on the fucker.

2812
02:26:57,180 --> 02:27:10,180
The gendarmerie, which is French, for army gender, came down with their guns, and also, a few fuckin' film school students were shootin' a, shootin' a piece for their dissertation.

2813
02:27:10,180 --> 02:27:23,180
Some idiot was lookin' at memes that someone had sent him on his fuckin' mobile. When they should've been stopping crime, they were lookin' at shit memes, man. They could've been watchin' the stream, actually.

2814
02:27:23,180 --> 02:27:30,180
They're all laughin', man. They were definitely watchin' the stream. Well done, lads.

2815
02:27:33,180 --> 02:27:36,180
Uganda now, where- Oh, bad crack.

2816
02:27:39,180 --> 02:27:43,740
What's go- Sarkozy, you old fucking snake, man.

2817
02:27:44,120 --> 02:27:46,280
Apparently he got with his teacher there.

2818
02:27:47,380 --> 02:27:53,380
She's well older than him and she used to teach him fucking music or art or drama.

2819
02:27:54,160 --> 02:27:59,000
And he fucking snook in like a snake and managed to claim her.

2820
02:28:00,840 --> 02:28:03,940
I wonder if his grades were any good or whatever.

2821
02:28:03,940 --> 02:28:08,200
If it was a music teacher, I wonder did he get to play the bongos?

2822
02:28:08,200 --> 02:28:16,260
I wonder if it was drama.

2823
02:28:17,400 --> 02:28:20,100
Did he get to do a bit of method acting later on?

2824
02:28:22,280 --> 02:28:23,500
He's tiny, is he?

2825
02:28:25,420 --> 02:28:26,880
Flowers for the lady, hey.

2826
02:28:27,560 --> 02:28:29,960
Sniff the flowers that sniff the world.

2827
02:28:30,180 --> 02:28:32,000
Putin with the flowers, the old snake.

2828
02:28:32,740 --> 02:28:33,580
That's Putin, man.

2829
02:28:34,080 --> 02:28:37,440
He fucking, he'll come out and fucking flower your wife.

2830
02:28:37,440 --> 02:28:41,920
He's making a monkey out of fucking macaron, man.

2831
02:28:46,640 --> 02:28:47,700
The poo box.

2832
02:28:49,200 --> 02:28:50,340
What's he saying there?

2833
02:28:51,040 --> 02:28:51,780
I came out.

2834
02:28:52,020 --> 02:28:54,560
When I saw you, I didn't notice you had his chin.

2835
02:28:56,020 --> 02:28:57,640
I couldn't believe it was your wife.

2836
02:28:57,980 --> 02:28:58,420
The chin.

2837
02:29:00,040 --> 02:29:01,080
When I came out.

2838
02:29:01,720 --> 02:29:02,120
Chin.

2839
02:29:03,900 --> 02:29:04,660
I'm not messing.

2840
02:29:04,740 --> 02:29:05,120
Over there.

2841
02:29:05,400 --> 02:29:05,800
Chin.

2842
02:29:08,080 --> 02:29:09,780
I'm telling you, I was in there last year, right?

2843
02:29:09,980 --> 02:29:10,460
I came over.

2844
02:29:10,860 --> 02:29:11,860
And you see your man over there.

2845
02:29:12,020 --> 02:29:12,960
Fucking chin on him.

2846
02:29:13,960 --> 02:29:14,720
Only messing, hey.

2847
02:29:14,780 --> 02:29:15,060
Look.

2848
02:29:15,440 --> 02:29:16,320
Take it easy, cunt.

2849
02:29:17,360 --> 02:29:18,280
That's a lovely day, yeah.

2850
02:29:18,580 --> 02:29:18,800
Great.

2851
02:29:19,840 --> 02:29:21,000
This is a lovely day.

2852
02:29:21,420 --> 02:29:21,820
Beautiful.

2853
02:29:22,520 --> 02:29:23,240
Oh, oh, oh.

2854
02:29:23,460 --> 02:29:24,200
Lovely time.

2855
02:29:24,720 --> 02:29:25,860
Yeah, I don't care myself, hey.

2856
02:29:26,280 --> 02:29:28,480
I was wishing Putin would fucking speak more.

2857
02:29:35,120 --> 02:29:36,320
That was last year, right?

2858
02:29:36,720 --> 02:29:37,940
Is that a wig you're fucking wearing?

2859
02:29:40,700 --> 02:29:41,680
It looks like a wig.

2860
02:29:41,740 --> 02:29:42,240
Is it a wig?

2861
02:29:44,660 --> 02:29:46,420
There's too much volume in it anyway.

2862
02:29:46,660 --> 02:29:50,340
Someone needs to tell Macron's missus that there's too much volume in her hair.

2863
02:29:51,060 --> 02:29:52,920
She needs to devolumize it.

2864
02:29:53,420 --> 02:29:56,080
Look at the trial here over in wherever the fuck this is.

2865
02:29:56,360 --> 02:29:57,200
Omar, is it?

2866
02:29:57,460 --> 02:29:57,980
Oh, man.

2867
02:29:57,980 --> 02:29:58,460
Sudan.

2868
02:30:00,340 --> 02:30:04,960
It's funny when you see trials in places like Sudan and they just have lads in a cage.

2869
02:30:05,600 --> 02:30:07,100
You know, next to the judge and everything.

2870
02:30:07,860 --> 02:30:11,860
Like, when you're in a cage, it really is like you're fucked.

2871
02:30:12,360 --> 02:30:14,160
You know, you're not getting out of that cage.

2872
02:30:14,720 --> 02:30:15,340
There's no way.

2873
02:30:15,620 --> 02:30:20,480
I don't think I've ever seen someone get tried in one of these fucking countries that's dodge.

2874
02:30:22,220 --> 02:30:24,120
You know, criminality-wise.

2875
02:30:24,700 --> 02:30:25,720
Where they're in a cage.

2876
02:30:25,720 --> 02:30:27,860
I don't think I've ever seen the people escape the cage.

2877
02:30:28,980 --> 02:30:31,380
It's not an Islamic thing, Stephen Thomas.

2878
02:30:31,740 --> 02:30:33,380
Because I've seen this in Russia.

2879
02:30:34,480 --> 02:30:38,720
I've seen that kind of cage crack in Russia.

2880
02:30:40,240 --> 02:30:41,520
Putting out fires, man.

2881
02:30:41,620 --> 02:30:42,440
Fighting fires.

2882
02:30:42,680 --> 02:30:44,100
Fighting fucking flames.

2883
02:30:44,440 --> 02:30:45,580
Bolivia again, I'd say.

2884
02:30:46,980 --> 02:30:47,520
Huge...

2885
02:30:47,520 --> 02:30:48,860
Oh, it's Spain, man.

2886
02:30:49,240 --> 02:30:50,780
Fucking Spain, hey.

2887
02:30:51,660 --> 02:30:53,060
Fucking danger, Spain.

2888
02:30:58,980 --> 02:30:59,980
It's sad.

2889
02:30:59,980 --> 02:31:01,360
It's fucking sad.

2890
02:31:03,880 --> 02:31:04,800
T22 BC.

2891
02:31:04,980 --> 02:31:05,740
Thank you very much.

2892
02:31:06,080 --> 02:31:09,760
I don't know why you haven't popped up on the old screen there.

2893
02:31:12,020 --> 02:31:14,820
Putin a move on the old lady with flowers, you see.

2894
02:31:14,980 --> 02:31:16,720
Thank you very much for that kind-hearted tip.

2895
02:31:16,980 --> 02:31:19,120
Kill the cunts as well.

2896
02:31:21,040 --> 02:31:25,280
Wouldn't be much crack on Flight Scanner 24 tomorrow if the Ryanair strike goes ahead.

2897
02:31:26,280 --> 02:31:27,020
Didn't know that.

2898
02:31:27,100 --> 02:31:27,960
I'll check that out.

2899
02:31:28,240 --> 02:31:28,960
Kill the cunts, thank you.

2900
02:31:29,100 --> 02:31:37,600
But as far as I'm concerned, they can strike all so long as the book that's flying me to the Canaries tomorrow is belted and booted and ready to jet off.

2901
02:31:37,940 --> 02:31:40,180
Well, good luck and I hope you have a good holiday.

2902
02:31:40,320 --> 02:31:40,880
And was that...

2903
02:31:40,880 --> 02:31:43,660
That wasn't the fucking Canaries we just seen there on fire, was it?

2904
02:31:44,300 --> 02:31:48,920
If that is the case, then fucking take care, man.

2905
02:31:51,640 --> 02:31:52,500
Grand Canaria.

2906
02:31:52,780 --> 02:31:54,760
Is Grand Canaria in the Canaries, is it?

2907
02:31:55,380 --> 02:31:59,100
If it is, then best luck, Kill the cunts, on your holiday, I hope.

2908
02:31:59,320 --> 02:32:04,420
Make sure you bring a fucking bit of water with you in case it gets a bit flamey.

2909
02:32:06,900 --> 02:32:08,540
The Zimbabweans are after you.

2910
02:32:08,920 --> 02:32:09,880
We're gonna skip it.

2911
02:32:10,120 --> 02:32:10,400
Uh-oh.

2912
02:32:10,680 --> 02:32:11,500
That looks fucked.

2913
02:32:11,720 --> 02:32:13,200
We're not gonna wait around for that one.

2914
02:32:14,780 --> 02:32:15,320
Will we?

2915
02:32:15,560 --> 02:32:16,400
We'll just see what it is.

2916
02:32:17,820 --> 02:32:18,780
Ah, it's fucking terrible.

2917
02:32:20,940 --> 02:32:21,940
It's fucking terrible.

2918
02:32:25,780 --> 02:32:26,220
Mass.

2919
02:32:26,480 --> 02:32:26,780
Mass.

2920
02:32:27,900 --> 02:32:29,940
Hundreds gather in Italy for French...

2921
02:32:29,940 --> 02:32:30,760
Ah, fucking hell.

2922
02:32:33,460 --> 02:32:35,140
Oh, they're rebuilding the church.

2923
02:32:35,700 --> 02:32:37,220
They're rebuilding the church.

2924
02:32:38,500 --> 02:32:38,900
Nostradamus.

2925
02:32:39,960 --> 02:32:40,960
All the boys.

2926
02:32:43,260 --> 02:32:44,760
All the fucking boys.

2927
02:32:44,880 --> 02:32:45,480
The bad boys.

2928
02:32:45,620 --> 02:32:50,700
Apparently, Jesus' crown of thorns went up in the fucking blaze.

2929
02:32:50,700 --> 02:33:03,880
I have it on good authority that it was started by one of the members of Blazin' Squad, who, disillusioned with fame and its trappings, or non-trappings, as it's become now.

2930
02:33:03,880 --> 02:33:05,060
Seems like he's not recognized.

2931
02:33:05,060 --> 02:33:13,840
He decided to take his anger out on the ancient old chestnut that is Nostradamus.

2932
02:33:14,060 --> 02:33:15,240
The cathedral in France.

2933
02:33:15,240 --> 02:33:15,840
The cathedral in France.

2934
02:33:15,840 --> 02:33:15,840
The cathedral in France.

2935
02:33:15,840 --> 02:33:18,940
Which had Jesus' crown of thorns in it.

2936
02:33:19,660 --> 02:33:24,180
And he fucking set it alight and said, see in the crossroads, cunt.

2937
02:33:25,180 --> 02:33:27,300
I wouldn't go there myself.

2938
02:33:27,460 --> 02:33:28,340
It's too expensive.

2939
02:33:29,840 --> 02:33:30,400
G7.

2940
02:33:31,320 --> 02:33:33,620
The G7 comprises seven of the...

2941
02:33:33,620 --> 02:33:36,580
The G7 comprises all the industrial cunts.

2942
02:33:36,840 --> 02:33:40,520
US, Canada, France, Britain, Germany, Italy, and Japan.

2943
02:33:41,960 --> 02:33:47,120
Their heads of state are fucking taking part in this summit, which...

2944
02:33:47,120 --> 02:33:53,700
They talk about shite and economics and fighting and Illuminati shit.

2945
02:33:55,080 --> 02:34:00,300
Japan, West Germany, and the US are always hanging out, as well as the UK as well.

2946
02:34:01,360 --> 02:34:05,060
But now they've opened it up, and there's a few more people added to it as well.

2947
02:34:06,600 --> 02:34:10,620
Five of them, like, you know, France, America, Germany, Britain, and fucking Japan.

2948
02:34:11,420 --> 02:34:13,260
They wanted to sort out the oil.

2949
02:34:13,480 --> 02:34:15,160
This is how it started back in the day.

2950
02:34:15,220 --> 02:34:17,220
They wanted to sort out all the oil between them.

2951
02:34:19,300 --> 02:34:23,440
And that marked the creation of the G6, because Italy got involved as well.

2952
02:34:24,720 --> 02:34:27,180
It was a mad Epstein situation.

2953
02:34:27,340 --> 02:34:30,840
They were all having fucking Canadian bagel parties.

2954
02:34:32,020 --> 02:34:37,100
There was Canadian maple syrup drizzled all over Russian oligarchs.

2955
02:34:37,100 --> 02:34:40,300
While people danced in vats of oil.

2956
02:34:40,300 --> 02:34:42,840
Which had been mined from the land of sand.

2957
02:34:43,040 --> 02:34:44,940
Actually, I tell you what the G7 is.

2958
02:34:45,040 --> 02:34:49,240
Is a big meeting where all the Western and developed nations get together and go,

2959
02:34:49,600 --> 02:34:55,060
How can we disrupt and destabilize the Middle East and these other regions?

2960
02:34:55,600 --> 02:34:58,000
And keep all their minerals for ourselves.

2961
02:34:58,360 --> 02:35:02,320
And that's been going successfully now for 50 to 60 years.

2962
02:35:03,100 --> 02:35:06,800
No guns allowed, says this lady, in New York City.

2963
02:35:07,300 --> 02:35:12,160
Which is a bit of a fucking dud protest anyway, because they're not allowed anyway, guns, are they?

2964
02:35:12,160 --> 02:35:13,420
In thingy.

2965
02:35:17,420 --> 02:35:20,700
Among other demands is a call for federal something or other.

2966
02:35:20,700 --> 02:35:22,160
Rest in peace, this lad.

2967
02:35:24,160 --> 02:35:25,400
It's a shame, isn't it?

2968
02:35:25,400 --> 02:35:29,620
That they have to fucking go and protest for fucking the rights and stuff.

2969
02:35:30,900 --> 02:35:31,900
Forest fires.

2970
02:35:31,900 --> 02:35:33,180
We've seen enough of that.

2971
02:35:34,840 --> 02:35:37,820
We've seen enough of that to last as a lifetime.

2972
02:35:39,040 --> 02:35:40,840
I think the mass has ended, guys.

2973
02:35:40,960 --> 02:35:41,760
The mass has ended.

2974
02:35:42,540 --> 02:35:44,900
Go in peace to love and serve the Lord.

2975
02:35:47,060 --> 02:35:48,120
Jordan B. Peterson.

2976
02:35:48,640 --> 02:35:49,960
The ghost god himself.

2977
02:35:50,880 --> 02:35:52,280
Science tech complex.

2978
02:35:52,480 --> 02:35:53,220
Look at that, man.

2979
02:35:53,400 --> 02:35:54,200
Have you ever seen that?

2980
02:35:54,360 --> 02:35:55,140
Draws coming out.

2981
02:35:55,520 --> 02:35:57,660
Fucking draws coming out when you never even touch them.

2982
02:35:57,920 --> 02:35:58,460
They do it themselves.

2983
02:35:58,580 --> 02:35:59,460
Oh, there's a lad pulling, actually.

2984
02:36:00,020 --> 02:36:01,060
Didn't see the lad pulling on.

2985
02:36:01,560 --> 02:36:02,340
Not that good.

2986
02:36:03,000 --> 02:36:03,340
Rubbish.

2987
02:36:05,080 --> 02:36:05,580
Look at it.

2988
02:36:05,780 --> 02:36:06,720
We've seen it.

2989
02:36:06,720 --> 02:36:09,220
We come, we came, we conquered.

2990
02:36:10,040 --> 02:36:11,040
Best of luck to y'all.

2991
02:36:11,700 --> 02:36:13,060
Thank you very much for watching.

2992
02:36:13,940 --> 02:36:16,420
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit?

2993
02:36:17,300 --> 02:36:18,880
Because that stuff was a blast.

2994
02:36:18,960 --> 02:36:20,040
Good night and God bless.

2995
02:36:20,260 --> 02:36:21,560
Good night and God bless.

2996
02:36:21,860 --> 02:36:22,540
All the best.

2997
02:36:22,920 --> 02:36:23,640
Thanks for watching.

2998
02:36:24,940 --> 02:36:25,780
Thank you very much.

2999
02:36:25,880 --> 02:36:27,120
T-22 BC and Kill the Cunt.

3000
02:36:27,200 --> 02:36:28,560
Sorry it didn't pop up, but thank you very much.

3001
02:36:29,200 --> 02:36:29,780
Bye-bye.

3002
02:36:30,220 --> 02:36:30,680
Good luck.

3003
02:36:31,280 --> 02:36:31,840
See you later.

3004
02:36:33,200 --> 02:36:33,800
Bye-bye.

3005
02:36:44,360 --> 02:36:47,420
We went into the drop zone.

3006
02:36:48,440 --> 02:36:49,900
Oh, 500 hours.

3007
02:36:52,980 --> 02:36:56,360
I landed out in the fields out somewhere near the radar dome.

3008
02:36:57,980 --> 02:37:01,000
Destination was unknown at the time because I didn't mark the map correctly.

3009
02:37:01,000 --> 02:37:07,940
As soon as we landed, there was contact.

3010
02:37:12,520 --> 02:37:16,500
The mission was to save a bunch of children trapped in a box.

3011
02:37:20,560 --> 02:37:22,800
But as soon as we landed, there was contact.

3012
02:37:26,500 --> 02:37:28,440
I had no arms on me, so I had to find a gun.

3013
02:37:28,440 --> 02:37:31,000
I did have my arms, but I'm like as in weapons.

3014
02:37:31,220 --> 02:37:32,220
I had to find a gun.

3015
02:37:34,820 --> 02:37:42,200
Once that happened, I shot some fella in the head.

3016
02:37:42,200 --> 02:37:42,320
I heard him scream.

3017
02:37:42,320 --> 02:37:46,760
He died.

3018
02:37:46,760 --> 02:37:47,320
As I walked away.

3019
02:37:47,320 --> 02:37:53,640
As I walked away, I took his stuff.

3020
02:37:53,640 --> 02:37:55,240
I looted his corpse.

3021
02:37:55,240 --> 02:38:00,600
I went over to his school back then and looted him in his corpse.

3022
02:38:00,600 --> 02:38:10,420
I had no time to say a prayer because the gas was approaching behind me at a rapid rate.

3023
02:38:12,540 --> 02:38:25,640
mmmm! War makes beasts of us all. And this is not a day goes by now that I don't think

3024
02:38:25,640 --> 02:38:42,140
about your man's face. As I shot him to death. I remember as I just had the sights up like

3025
02:38:42,140 --> 02:39:11,740
this and I just said, "Take some of that you could." I was nearly, I was crying while I was shooting as well like, "Have some of that you prick!" And yeah he went down, he went down like a sack of spuds and sure I took whatever he had on him at the time.

3026
02:39:11,740 --> 02:39:33,200
He had some shite in his backpack and a few gunnings. So yeah, look it. Hey you do what you can, you work in the dark, you do what you can. Do you know what I mean? You going for pints later? Are you? I'll see you uptown. Hey. Hey, leave the woman at home tonight. We're going pinting.

3027
02:39:33,200 --> 02:39:36,160
*inhale*

3028
02:39:36,160 --> 02:39:40,780
*pooing*

3029
02:39:40,780 --> 02:39:43,620
*pooing*

3030
02:39:48,500 --> 02:39:50,500
Good night and God bless!

3031
02:39:50,500 --> 02:40:02,100
*pooing*