1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:11,280 You ready for some knives? We got forks, we got knives, Fenty. We got spoons. We got pieces 2 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:21,880 of peppercorns. We got sea salt. We got tarragon, nutmeg. We got bread. We got eggs. What else 3 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:48,580 do you want, flapjack? Sporks? Yeah, Charlie Coffee told me all about your kitchen. You got those tiles, some right-priced tiles, am I right? You got any steaks, any beans? Let's do this. I hope you're all doing okay. 4 00:00:51,500 --> 00:01:21,120 Nice to see you. Dr. Crack Designs, Mamma Duck, Eric, Evan, Max, Ninja, Kristen. Let's do this. New game. Do you want a follow tutorial during your first 5 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:34,040 day? Yes, I do. 22 years on the force. Never cooked a goddamn egg. Looks like this guy's gonna need some scriptures to read from. 6 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:47,400 Hi, I'm the manager of this place. Since it is your first day, three important things you need to know in case you get lost. 7 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:53,840 One, key binding hints are always displayed in the bottom right corner of the screen. Great. 8 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:59,800 Two, during this tutorial, you can view your task in the bottom left corner of the screen. Right. 9 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:07,780 Three, this tutorial will auto-save between stages. You get lost or stuck, you can always go back. Right? That's nice. 10 00:02:09,260 --> 00:02:12,800 Looks like the last owner left this place in a sorry state. 11 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:20,780 Get the phone. Get the phone. We need to call some professionals. Looks like we need to get someone to come and clean this place up. 12 00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:24,600 Someone took a shit in the kitchen and forgot to flush. 13 00:02:26,140 --> 00:02:27,680 Nice kitchen. Nice view. 14 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,400 It's in downtown Manhattan. 15 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:39,620 The city. We used to rig this to watch games on Sundays. Yeah, we sure did. Back Super Sunday, Monday Night Football. 16 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,540 Yeah, the Pigs King Classic. 17 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:47,240 Myself, Johnny DeSouza. 18 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:53,020 Who says get the phone? We need to call. Sorry, I was reminiscing about the time we used to play, watch football. 19 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,240 Yeah, play football too in the kitchen. 20 00:02:56,680 --> 00:03:00,320 Get the phone. We need to call some professionals down here. 21 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:02,900 Right, let's do this. Let's do this. 22 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:06,260 Thanks for the donation. 23 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:10,380 Hey, Pigs, how you doing there? How you doing there, hotshot? 24 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,260 Hey, Pigs. 25 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:17,080 Sorry to tell you, but there's a warrant out for your arrest. 26 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:19,660 For flucklebucking. 27 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:23,000 Yeah, not nice. 28 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,080 You got some explaining to do down the precinct. 29 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:28,620 Thank you very much for your tip. 30 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,180 Alright, this broad wants me to answer the phone. 31 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:36,860 So we're gonna do that. 32 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:40,220 What a miss. 33 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,700 We need to get the gas cooker running. 34 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:43,600 ASAP. 35 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,080 Hold on, I'm just trying to answer the phone here. 36 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:51,840 Pick up phone, complete. 37 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,160 Oh, that's all we had to do, right? 38 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:55,480 Nothing more, nothing less. 39 00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:58,640 Right, right, right, 15. 40 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,020 Playing games at work is fun. 41 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,340 This will keep you sane. 42 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,440 Hey, if it's tuned to Today FM, I don't think so. 43 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,480 Probably have the opposite effect, right? 44 00:04:10,780 --> 00:04:11,840 Let's do this. 45 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,160 You're going away to Rikers. 46 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:17,040 Jesus Malone. 47 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:19,640 You're going away to Rikers, hotshot. 48 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:23,700 Thank you very much for your kind and generous tip. 49 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:25,260 Wow. 50 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,840 It will take ages to repair that thing. 51 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:30,380 We better hire someone that's fast. 52 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,680 While hovering over the cooker... 53 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:33,940 Hey, what? 54 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:35,600 I miss what she said. 55 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:39,680 Mama duck. 56 00:04:40,420 --> 00:04:41,340 Mama duck. 57 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,300 Thank you very much for your slice of luck. 58 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:47,000 You're going away to Rikers. 59 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,160 Wow. 60 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,160 Take ages to repair. 61 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,780 While hovering over the cooker, press mouse wheel to select the company. 62 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:59,120 Then left mouse click to start repairs. 63 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:00,440 Let's find out. 64 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,060 Let's have a look inside our black book here. 65 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:05,040 To see... 66 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:11,360 Let's see what we can call in our hour of need. 67 00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:15,760 Yeah, I'm moving the goddamn mouse wheel here. 68 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,180 My little black book. 69 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:19,900 It ain't opening. 70 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:21,640 Okay. 71 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,900 So that's falling right off there. 72 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:25,820 That's not going to be good. 73 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,920 What can we do with this? 74 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,800 What can we do with this? 75 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:32,020 This is a cooking lid. 76 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:32,920 This is a cooker. 77 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,080 This is from a old machine. 78 00:05:37,220 --> 00:05:38,580 What can we do with this? 79 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,540 Repair this shit. 80 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:44,000 Press to start repairs. 81 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:45,100 Twist knob. 82 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,000 Put down. 83 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:57,020 So far, not so good. 84 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,640 We got... 85 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:02,580 We got Victor D'Souza coming in with a party of ten. 86 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:04,900 In five minutes. 87 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:07,640 And we ain't even got nothing. 88 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:13,680 22 years I used to work oven division. 89 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:16,380 Yeah, we seen a lot. 90 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,960 We caught a lot of bad cases. 91 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:21,420 Hover over cooker. 92 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,160 Use scroll wheel to... 93 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,160 Use scroll wheel... 94 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:33,560 To select company. 95 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:42,700 We turned this goddamn notepad off there. 96 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:46,440 What do we do with this? 97 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,360 What the hell do we do with this? 98 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:51,960 Right. 99 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,580 Victor D'Souza party of five is coming in pretty soon. 100 00:06:58,640 --> 00:06:59,960 We need to get this oven fixed. 101 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:02,040 Let's leave that shit down. 102 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,520 Let's leave that shit down there. 103 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,860 Maybe we can go back to the phone. 104 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:10,980 Let's go back to the phone here. 105 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:12,000 Pick up this shit. 106 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:12,780 Now. 107 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:16,500 Now, let's go over here. 108 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:19,920 Let's go over here. 109 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:23,320 Maybe we can... 110 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:23,620 Oh! 111 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:24,400 Oh! 112 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:25,980 Here we go. 113 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,240 Here we go. 114 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:29,300 Here we go. 115 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:30,740 Handyman. 116 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:32,240 At your service. 117 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:34,600 At your service. 118 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:34,600 Fast service. 119 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,600 A repair. 120 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:35,600 A repair. 121 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:39,540 How do we know who's good? 122 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:40,600 How do we know who's... 123 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,600 How do we know who's a good guy? 124 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,640 We've got a lot of repairmen in this town. 125 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:47,820 The city. 126 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:48,760 City of angels. 127 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:49,820 City of darkness. 128 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,200 Gotham City. 129 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,040 R. Kelly. 130 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:56,980 How do we know who's good? 131 00:07:56,980 --> 00:07:57,580 How do we know who's good? 132 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:58,620 We don't want a cowboy. 133 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:02,100 We don't want any of this cowboy repairman shit. 134 00:08:03,980 --> 00:08:07,320 Let's call Fast Nice Corp. 135 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:08,700 Pricey though. 136 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:10,560 Let's do it. 137 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:11,980 Because you got to pay... 138 00:08:12,980 --> 00:08:15,000 You get what you pay for, right? 139 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:16,520 Let's do this. 140 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:17,780 Money. 141 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,360 Try not to go bankrupt. 142 00:08:19,940 --> 00:08:21,820 Almost everything in the kitchen costs money. 143 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,680 Plates, products, repairs. 144 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:25,800 Don't take more than you need. 145 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,220 Keep an eye on your balance. 146 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,820 Once you're out of money, you're out of biz. 147 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:30,900 Yeah. 148 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,420 You don't need to tell me twice. 149 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:33,580 One down, four to go. 150 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,360 We still need to fix ovens and deep fryers. 151 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:39,320 Victor D'Souza's gonna be coming in there pretty soon. 152 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:40,720 We need to fix all this shit. 153 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:44,880 Holy shit. 154 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:45,740 This is a joke. 155 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:52,600 Let's do this. 156 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,560 So, that's 125. 157 00:08:57,940 --> 00:08:58,980 Okay, they've been fixed. 158 00:08:59,260 --> 00:08:59,960 They've been fixed. 159 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,080 That's been fixed. 160 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:04,840 That's been fixed. 161 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,920 Right, Fontaine. 162 00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:09,760 Here we go. 163 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:10,720 We're doing well here. 164 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:15,820 Sweet Beast Mark. 165 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:21,380 Charlie Coffee told me all about you yesterday, sweet beast. 166 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,420 Thank you very much for your kind and generous tip. 167 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,600 Now, let's put this phone back in its sock. 168 00:09:29,780 --> 00:09:31,400 And let's move fast. 169 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:31,640 Let's move fast. 170 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:36,980 Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday. 171 00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:40,160 New Gate Baked Scenes. 172 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:44,480 Thank you very much, New Gate Baked Scenes. 173 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:47,240 Very kind of you. 174 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,440 And to everybody out there in the mainframe, thank you for tuning in. 175 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:52,500 All right, let's have a look. 176 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:53,940 What's next on the agenda? 177 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,040 Repair lower of... 178 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,600 Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday. 179 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,280 Robbie Brothers. 180 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,580 How the hell are you, Robbie Brothers? 181 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,120 Thanks so much, Bobby. 182 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,020 Bobby Bro. 183 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,420 Your real sweet piece. 184 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,020 A fennel cake. 185 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,560 And that hasn't been invented yet. 186 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:17,820 You're going away to Rikers. 187 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:18,920 Until you're in my kitchen. 188 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,740 Fontaine's. 189 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,980 Thank you very much as well, Great British. 190 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:25,500 Sneak off. 191 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:26,860 Now. 192 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:29,140 Let's have a look. 193 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,980 Four seconds on that repair clock. 194 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:31,720 Two seconds. 195 00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:32,500 One second. 196 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:34,880 Oven repair. 197 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,280 Thanks for the donation. 198 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,640 We got warrants. 199 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,780 We need to bring the phone over. 200 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,480 Dougie Bowser's house. 201 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:46,040 Thank you very much, Dougie Bowser. 202 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:46,160 Dougie Bowser. 203 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:50,560 Hope you're doing good, pigskin. 204 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:53,980 Great job. 205 00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:55,100 Put the phone away. 206 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:56,960 We won't be needing it anytime soon. 207 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:57,660 I hope. 208 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:58,740 Well, that's nice. 209 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:00,340 Back. 210 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:02,260 In its socket. 211 00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:04,440 Okay, no time to take a breather. 212 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:05,200 Place is empty. 213 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:06,940 We're going to need to do something about it. 214 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,300 First, you'll need some utensils. 215 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:11,600 Victor D'Souza's not going to be happy. 216 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:13,620 Find the cardboard box. 217 00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:15,440 Hover over one. 218 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:18,020 Press left mouse click to open shop. 219 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,320 Find the cardboard box. 220 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:21,500 Hover over one. 221 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,520 Press left mouse click to open shop. 222 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:26,380 Okay. 223 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:27,580 Let's have a look. 224 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:37,560 Select utensils tab. 225 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:42,000 Blender. 226 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:43,280 Let's do this. 227 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:44,860 250 C. 228 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,060 Let's buy. 229 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:49,160 Good. 230 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:50,800 Now put the blender away. 231 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:53,020 You can carry only one thing at a time, right? 232 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:56,580 So let's stick that in some kind of cupboard. 233 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,060 Or as you crazy ass Irish guys call it. 234 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:01,260 The press. 235 00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:05,000 Where the hell does this press? 236 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:06,980 Where the hell can we find this press? 237 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 I ain't impressed. 238 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:13,480 The situation in this kitchen is depressing. 239 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:16,080 Good. 240 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,120 Now put the blender away. 241 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,440 You can carry one thing at a time. 242 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,280 Hey, thanks very much broad face. 243 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:22,040 But I don't know where the blender goes, right? 244 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,320 Put it down. 245 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:25,900 Maybe we'll leave it on some. 246 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,260 Let's put it on this. 247 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:28,100 Let's put it there. 248 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,300 Hover over the box. 249 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,440 Press E to pick it up. 250 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,760 Put it down on the counter top. 251 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:38,960 Okay. 252 00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:40,000 Here we go. 253 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,920 Very, very nice, Fentain. 254 00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:45,260 Very, very nice. 255 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:46,420 Where's your son? 256 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,020 Press E. 257 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,180 Put it down on the counter. 258 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:50,640 You're right. 259 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:51,360 I'm doing that. 260 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:53,900 Fucking doing that, huh? 261 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,000 Put down. 262 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:56,640 Right. 263 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,260 I want you to check every outhouse. 264 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,660 Doghouse and shithouse for that son of a bitch. 265 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,140 Clocky from the block. 266 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,940 From the Rebel County, Fentain. 267 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,280 Thank you very much. 268 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:11,960 Corky Corkster. 269 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:15,740 Use the shop to buy equipment from the list. 270 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:16,500 Right. 271 00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:19,500 We got a little list here, right? 272 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:23,180 Where the hell is this goddamn shop? 273 00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:26,120 We need a big tray, a big pot, couldn't board. 274 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,920 Knife, pan, spatula. 275 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,040 Use the shop to buy equipment from the list. 276 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,280 This is a shop over here. 277 00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:40,860 Use the laptop. 278 00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:53,180 Thank you very much, Clocky. 279 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,680 Anaconda GZ. 280 00:13:58,340 --> 00:13:59,300 Back in the easy. 281 00:13:59,300 --> 00:13:59,460 That son of a bitch. 282 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:00,120 New game. 283 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,600 With the full tweezy. 284 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,440 Thank you very much. 285 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:04,760 You got a son. 286 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:07,220 Okay. 287 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,720 Let's have a look here. 288 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,360 Where's the shop? 289 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,040 Anybody out there? 290 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,360 You're going away to Rikers. 291 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,620 Anybody out there know where my shop is? 292 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,600 McSlee, thank you very much, McSlee. 293 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,480 Anybody out there in the chat land do? 294 00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:35,000 Know about this goddamn shop? 295 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,520 The box? 296 00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:39,080 Is the box the shop? 297 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:40,940 Bullshit. 298 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:43,440 Oh, it is. 299 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,760 Hey, how about that? 300 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:49,840 New York has changed so much since I was a wee little slingbat. 301 00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:53,540 Now you get shops and boxes, right? 302 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,760 Byproduct of the information superhighway. 303 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:57,700 Bill Gates. 304 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,020 Terry Yates. 305 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,220 All those guys. 306 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:03,960 Sharpest knife in the box tray. 307 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:06,620 Let's do this. 308 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,220 You're going away to Rikers. 309 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,260 Justin Maslow. 310 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,620 Crustacean of our ages. 311 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:27,180 The Belfast Telepages. 312 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,660 The Metal Gear Sages. 313 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,180 You're going away to Rikers. 314 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:35,840 Jesus Malone 420. 315 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:36,840 Thank you so much. 316 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,900 And thank you, J- 317 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,080 J-Mass. 318 00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:40,820 Right. 319 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:41,680 Let's have a look at this. 320 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,080 What do we need? 321 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,000 We need bake tray. 322 00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:46,020 Bake tray. 323 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:46,840 Let's do this. 324 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,120 We're going to get baked. 325 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,840 Buy two big pots. 326 00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,480 How many of these goddamn boys? 327 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,760 I didn't buy that last guy. 328 00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:03,180 Let's put these guys over here. 329 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,500 Let's put that guy there. 330 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,100 We need two big pots. 331 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:23,800 Hey, I'm down. 332 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:28,760 I'm down big time. 333 00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:30,940 We're going bankrupt. 334 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,220 This LG TV smashed to bits. 335 00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:37,320 I wanted to watch the game tonight. 336 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:39,540 After D'Souza. 337 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,960 After I served D'Souza his last meal. 338 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:51,800 I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse for that son of a bitch new game. 339 00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:55,120 Thank you very much, Anonymous. 340 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,720 Your name was Casey's Bitches. 341 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,540 We can't have bitches in that title description, I'm afraid. 342 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,560 That's why Streamlabs, they censor this shit. 343 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,960 Cutting board. 344 00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:14,180 What am I going to do with cutting board? 345 00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:15,840 Cut some shit up. 346 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:16,300 That's why. 347 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,040 Put that down there. 348 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,160 Open up our little box of tricks again. 349 00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:22,060 We got a knife. 350 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,500 Let's throw that shit. 351 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,440 Let's put that shit down. 352 00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:31,940 What kind of kitchen is this? 353 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,560 They ain't got nothing. 354 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:41,300 Can we move this goddamn box away again? 355 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,240 Let's go and put this back. 356 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,660 Because we need to keep a clean house. 357 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,440 Just get in the goddamn slot, Fentain. 358 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:55,220 Get... 359 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:58,540 What the hell is this, Fentain? 360 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:06,380 Okay. 361 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:07,400 Put down. 362 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,100 Right. 363 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,960 I don't know how it got to the top there. 364 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,920 I put it in there. 365 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,140 Goddamn box is doing Houdini tricks. 366 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:17,840 David Copperfield. 367 00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:21,560 The man who made the Statue of Liberty disappear. 368 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,900 How about that David Blaine? 369 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,000 Son of a bitch, Harvard. 370 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,760 He was living in a box for two weeks. 371 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:33,180 He didn't take a dump once. 372 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,180 He pissed into a bag. 373 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:39,140 All I seen that cat drink was Lucasade. 374 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,040 We got the tools, but we don't have any recipes. 375 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:44,940 Go to the laptop. 376 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:45,400 Yeah. 377 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,780 I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse. 378 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:51,780 Thank you very much. 379 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,960 Where's the lamb sauce, Fentain? 380 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:57,600 Hey, Fentain, you're trying to tell me you don't know about that guy, Ramsey? 381 00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:00,580 And you're eating his herico beans? 382 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,440 Bullshit, Fentain. 383 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:04,640 Bullshit. 384 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:15,880 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few stickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 385 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,900 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 386 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:25,600 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing. 387 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:30,060 Once those flames are licking high, it's time to stick your coal in it. 388 00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:35,820 You can generate extra drafage by using your gooch as a waft. 389 00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:40,260 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. 390 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,680 This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 391 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:59,760 Thanks very much there for the sponsorship deal there, Firelighters. 392 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,300 A great way to get your fire started. 393 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,140 We know the nights are drawing in now. 394 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,800 It's not as warm as it used to be. 395 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,640 And also, the spiders are coming in. 396 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:20,280 A big-ass spider found himself on a little cobweb above my head, above the bed last night. 397 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,400 I took out my nine. 398 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,820 And he ran away. 399 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,120 Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday. 400 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:40,500 Hey, Charlie Coffee, thank you so much, Thongy. 401 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,620 Okay, let's have a look here. 402 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:43,740 What the hell do we do? 403 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,580 Unlock the basic recipes. 404 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,420 Use recipes manager app. 405 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:48,760 Okay, manager app. 406 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,820 Click on the not on tab. 407 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:58,940 So, buy a recipe for baked trout by clicking the highlight button. 408 00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:00,440 Let's do this. 409 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,140 Baked trout. 410 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,320 Seven minutes. 411 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:03,820 Okay. 412 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,160 Something easy. 413 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,160 Salmon steak. 414 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:07,980 Let's do that. 415 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,220 Salmon Don. 416 00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:13,880 Fresh from the River Moy. 417 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:21,340 Tomato soup. 418 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,920 That'll start everyone. 419 00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:24,840 That'll get the tongues wagging. 420 00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:26,520 The stomach's grumbling. 421 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:27,740 And then you hit them. 422 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:28,900 Boom! 423 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,300 Hit them in the face with the salmon Don. 424 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:33,200 Not literally. 425 00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:35,720 You will probably get arrested for that. 426 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,220 Assaulting customers with fish Don's. 427 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,540 Not something I want to do. 428 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,440 Not something you want to do either. 429 00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:44,440 Let's close this. 430 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:45,960 And get to work. 431 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:49,960 Okay, let's... 432 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,860 There's utensils. 433 00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:54,260 I want you to change every outhouse.com shithouse for that son of a bitch Nougat. 434 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,640 Oh, oh. 435 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,580 Trying to cuck a salmon in here. 436 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,580 Can you believe this traffic? 437 00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:07,660 It's kind of putting me off. 438 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:08,780 It's putting me off my chi. 439 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,020 Okay, our sponsorship deal has to go down. 440 00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:14,020 We don't need that on the screen the whole time. 441 00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:18,360 Oh my God. 442 00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:20,860 Victor D'Souza is going to be very angry. 443 00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:22,660 Gustavo Free. 444 00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:24,340 Gustavo Free. 445 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,340 Thank you very much. 446 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:28,820 So I had to say your name back three times. 447 00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:32,500 Not because you're like the Candyman or some shit, but... 448 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:36,080 Because a lot of you people have been tricking me into saying your names. 449 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,380 When I say it, it's a dirty word. 450 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,100 That's not going to happen tonight. 451 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:47,120 Timmy Shenanigans. 452 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:49,800 Thank you very much, Timmy Shenanigans. 453 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,620 That's very, very kind. 454 00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:53,340 I'm very nice. 455 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:55,260 I'm Matt Ryan, too. 456 00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:56,060 I'm not lying. 457 00:22:57,940 --> 00:22:59,560 I'm always crying, Matt. 458 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,660 Whenever I see you flying in the chat, Matt. 459 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,120 Okay, let's do this. 460 00:23:04,260 --> 00:23:04,800 What are we going to do? 461 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,280 David Penny. 462 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,200 Thank you so much. 463 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,360 Buy salt. 464 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,500 Enter shop view. 465 00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:11,960 Thank you very much, David Penny. 466 00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,100 Let's go and spend a penny. 467 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,360 Inside here. 468 00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:16,300 Spices. 469 00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:16,840 Salt. 470 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,840 I wouldn't necessarily call salt a spice. 471 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,060 Let's buy that shit. 472 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,760 Bring it over here. 473 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,940 You're going away to Rikers. 474 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,220 Put product down. 475 00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:30,900 Ivana. 476 00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:32,360 Thank you very much, Ivana. 477 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,540 Thank you very much. 478 00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:38,300 See. 479 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,160 We need to buy more. 480 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,000 Black pepper. 481 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:42,940 Cayenne powder. 482 00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:43,500 Dill. 483 00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:45,540 Wash radish. 484 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:46,140 Time. 485 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,460 Let's bring this goddamn box over to the shop thing. 486 00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:52,040 Pick this shit up. 487 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,780 Ryan C. 488 00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:58,700 And Frigerator 764. 489 00:23:58,980 --> 00:23:59,620 How you doing? 490 00:24:00,060 --> 00:24:01,060 Big streamers. 491 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:02,480 All right. 492 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,880 Let's bring this box over here. 493 00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:05,180 Buy some stuff again. 494 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,940 You're going away to Rikers. 495 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,520 Ryan C. 496 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:11,520 You're going away to Rikers for a long time. 497 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,620 Pack your bags. 498 00:24:12,940 --> 00:24:13,820 Pack your trunks. 499 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:16,220 Pack your little schnorkel. 500 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,540 Because you're getting submerged. 501 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:20,600 Yeah. 502 00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:22,240 They got a new unit down there. 503 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,000 Aqua unit. 504 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,120 They're going to dunk. 505 00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:26,760 They're going to give you the donkey dunks. 506 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:27,900 Thanks for the donation. 507 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,720 Frigerator 764 is going to be there too. 508 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:33,180 Spout and brown. 509 00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:34,180 Okay. 510 00:24:34,460 --> 00:24:34,680 Okay. 511 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,240 Let's do this. 512 00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:35,880 Let's buy this. 513 00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:36,780 Black pepper. 514 00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:37,500 Cayenne. 515 00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:38,040 Dill. 516 00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:40,600 Can we not buy all these guys in one go? 517 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:42,800 No, we cannot. 518 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:45,620 Once we're open, there's not going to be much time. 519 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:45,980 Yeah, yeah. 520 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,820 She keeps telling me this. 521 00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:52,980 Best buy all the spices now. 522 00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:53,880 That's what I'm doing. 523 00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:56,420 She keeps popping up. 524 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,060 Telling me what to do. 525 00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:00,560 Badgering me. 526 00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:02,540 She's nagging me. 527 00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:04,540 Time. 528 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,480 We all want to buy some time. 529 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,260 But that's something you can't buy, right? 530 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:13,220 We got someone peeping their horn. 531 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,040 Right. 532 00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:15,600 Let's do this. 533 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:15,960 Put this. 534 00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:16,880 Put this. 535 00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:18,600 Son of a box back. 536 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,560 Brow shop. 537 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,240 Pick up. 538 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,060 Fuck. 539 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:26,980 Huh? 540 00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:32,280 Now. 541 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,100 Up you go. 542 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,200 Thank you. 543 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,360 Why did I say thank you to the box? 544 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:39,540 Anyway. 545 00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:44,040 Thanks for the donation. 546 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:44,480 We got more. 547 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,920 Well, if it isn't my old buddy Seymour. 548 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,200 Okay. 549 00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:48,620 Let's see. 550 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,020 Repair. 551 00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:50,320 Thank you very much, Seymour. 552 00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:52,060 Enter shop for you again. 553 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:52,720 Liquids. 554 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,980 This fucking goddamn box. 555 00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:58,340 This is going to be the death of me. 556 00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:01,820 Bring this box over again. 557 00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:03,320 Slap that shit down. 558 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,640 Open her up. 559 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,660 And see what's inside. 560 00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:09,440 Chicken broth. 561 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,480 Sour cream. 562 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,320 Sunflower oil. 563 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:24,060 We're going to be cooking up a storm in here. 564 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,560 Thanks for the donation. 565 00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:28,960 We got warrants. 566 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,360 Serve me a big Ian. 567 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,620 The Ian Dempsey breakfast show. 568 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,180 Well, well, well, well, Ian. 569 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:38,500 How you doing? 570 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,400 Thank you very much. 571 00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:43,260 Look, someone's ordered a dish. 572 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,140 Every time a client orders something, 573 00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:49,020 you'll be notified in the upper left corner of the screen there. 574 00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:52,240 Notifications will also appear 575 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:57,440 when you have only a minute left to complete a dish. 576 00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,040 You're slightly late. 577 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,060 When a client wants to give up, wait and go to work there. 578 00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:05,540 Before we get underway with today's cookery show, 579 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,300 I want to ask everybody, 580 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,280 how y'all doing out there? 581 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:10,860 How have you been? 582 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:11,920 It's been a while. 583 00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:15,000 I want to say thanks so much for coming back 584 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,660 to watch me do a bit of cooking, 585 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,040 a bit of crime busting, 586 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:20,180 a bit of fat taining. 587 00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:22,820 I hope you have a good time, right? 588 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,820 Also, how is the microphone? 589 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,920 Can you hear my voice? 590 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,520 Is it the popping? 591 00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:32,920 Or is it good? 592 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:37,520 Let's put this shit back. 593 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:38,460 Oh, we got a new guy. 594 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,340 We got Gordon Ramsay up in this. 595 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,600 Someone's ordered some trout. 596 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,560 The fish is inside. 597 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,840 Open the door and buy one. 598 00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:49,080 Got every trout house, bird house, 599 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,600 shit house, utensil house. 600 00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:53,960 We need to put this box back. 601 00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:56,360 Serve up this trout big time. 602 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,740 We got a goddamn box. 603 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,720 It won't go inside this slot here, 604 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:01,700 Fontaine Rams. 605 00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:03,400 Hey, Rams. 606 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,760 I'm just going to fucking put this. 607 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:08,980 Let's put it down there. 608 00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:10,340 Piece of shit box. 609 00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:11,660 The fish is inside. 610 00:28:11,740 --> 00:28:12,880 Open the door and buy one. 611 00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:13,980 What door? 612 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,200 What door? 613 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,740 Where am I buying this trout? 614 00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:18,400 Is this not a kitchen? 615 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:20,820 Baked trout. 616 00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:21,760 Okay, let's do this. 617 00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:22,780 Fish is inside. 618 00:28:23,860 --> 00:28:25,560 Open the door and buy a trout. 619 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:32,500 Okay, small pop on the high, sham. 620 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,920 Pop filter, Celtic Warrior. 621 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,220 I don't have a pop filter. 622 00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:36,840 I might put a sock on that shit. 623 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,160 We'll put a sock on this 624 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,080 and see how it goes. 625 00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:47,780 That don't smell too good. 626 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,400 Pop. 627 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,260 Pop quiz. 628 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,720 Pop filter, asshole. 629 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,120 Actually, we're going to take that off. 630 00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:55,540 We're going to take that shit off. 631 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,200 You're going to have to deal with the pops. 632 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,300 Because I am breathing that in. 633 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:03,480 Congratulations. 634 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,780 You got a sock. 635 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:07,680 Okay, let's have a look here. 636 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,820 I want you to check it. 637 00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:12,900 Thank you very much. 638 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:18,400 Look, we're going to have to try and make a Dalithia dish for Dalith. 639 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:22,500 Right, right. 640 00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:23,080 Let's have a look. 641 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,000 Hatch next to the red doors. 642 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,020 Hatch next to the red doors. 643 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:28,600 Here we go. 644 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,200 Hatch. 645 00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:31,600 Open up. 646 00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:34,300 Thanks for the donation. 647 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,380 We got warrants. 648 00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:38,600 A clone named Gibso. 649 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:39,620 Thank you very much. 650 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:42,980 Where the hell is the... 651 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,760 What's going on here? 652 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:53,780 You're going away to... 653 00:29:53,780 --> 00:29:54,420 Refrigerator. 654 00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:57,920 Irish Archie. 655 00:29:58,060 --> 00:29:58,780 Thank you very much. 656 00:29:58,860 --> 00:29:59,460 Here we go. 657 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:00,540 Oh. 658 00:30:00,940 --> 00:30:01,500 Two fishes. 659 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,460 On a little pan. 660 00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:05,480 Mind that each product costs money, right? 661 00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:12,000 Put that trout on the cutting board. 662 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:17,140 Let's slap that trout right down. 663 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,140 Black pepper, dill, and thyme. 664 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,220 Five grams each. 665 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:24,500 Just pick a spice container. 666 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,420 Target the fish. 667 00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:26,980 And press trigger. 668 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:29,220 Okay, dill and thyme. 669 00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:29,900 Let's do this. 670 00:30:30,660 --> 00:30:31,980 Dill and thyme. 671 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,020 Five grams of dill. 672 00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:35,360 Going away to Rikers. 673 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,760 Okay, okay. 674 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,240 What's this? 675 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,280 Let's season this goddamn fish. 676 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,340 Who the hell was that? 677 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:44,800 Irish Archie. 678 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,280 And Billy and Christy. 679 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:47,280 Thank you very much. 680 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,360 Scoop is that Newgate is doing the Charleston in Cork City. 681 00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:52,820 Corky the cat. 682 00:30:53,180 --> 00:30:54,120 Thank you very much. 683 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,480 One gram. 684 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,060 Two gram. 685 00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,580 Three gram. 686 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:00,780 Four gram. 687 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,000 Five gram. 688 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,160 One more. 689 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:06,880 There we go. 690 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,320 That's great. 691 00:31:09,260 --> 00:31:09,760 That's great. 692 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:21,800 That's fantastic shit. 693 00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:23,340 That's the best. 694 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,120 That's the best in the West, right? 695 00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:26,780 Now we need to get some... 696 00:31:27,780 --> 00:31:28,440 dill. 697 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,640 I want you to check every outhouse. 698 00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:36,120 Oh! 699 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:36,220 Oh! 700 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,220 Shit house for that son of a bitch. 701 00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:38,800 Newgate. 702 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:39,880 Andy the fuck. 703 00:31:39,880 --> 00:32:06,240 Thank you very much for the boom time. 704 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,860 Andy the fuck. 705 00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:08,820 Thank you very much. 706 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,160 Okay, let's do this. 707 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,100 One gram. 708 00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:14,260 Two gram. 709 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,280 Three gram. 710 00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:15,760 Four. 711 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,100 Five gram. 712 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,100 On the trout. 713 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:20,440 One gram. 714 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:21,220 Some more. 715 00:32:21,220 --> 00:32:23,800 Now let's bring this back. 716 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,040 Slap that down. 717 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,700 And grab ourselves some black pepper. 718 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,800 Now let's pepper your trout. 719 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:37,140 You know, you need to pepper your trout nice and fast. 720 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:37,720 So here we go. 721 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:38,380 Two. 722 00:32:38,380 --> 00:32:38,820 Four. 723 00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:39,320 Five. 724 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:39,680 Five. 725 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:41,920 There we go. 726 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,620 Now take the trout. 727 00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:44,940 Put it on the tray. 728 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,080 Let's take that trout. 729 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:51,240 Slap that fish right down on that bake tray, Funtain. 730 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:52,980 Now let's put that in the oven. 731 00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:55,300 No, you can use many trays at the same time. 732 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:56,900 Okay, great stuff. 733 00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:01,080 Over to the oven we go, right? 734 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,180 Bottom oven. 735 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,320 Bottoms up. 736 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:10,240 Many trays at the same time. 737 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:10,800 It's the one. 738 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:15,340 Hang on. 739 00:33:15,540 --> 00:33:16,400 Open that one. 740 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,120 Top dial. 741 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,140 Turn that oven on. 742 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:32,520 Let's close that door. 743 00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:34,300 Turn the dial. 744 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:38,340 We leave it for 90 seconds. 745 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,140 That's very fast for a fish. 746 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,480 I would not serve that to myself. 747 00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:45,900 But if Ramsey says it, it's okay. 748 00:33:46,060 --> 00:33:47,640 Then that Ramsey is okay. 749 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:48,700 Now let's get our... 750 00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:50,960 What the hell are these guys? 751 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:52,900 How'd you crouch? 752 00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:53,480 Okay. 753 00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:54,400 Peter Crouch. 754 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,100 Let's get our lemons. 755 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,640 When life gives you lemons, right? 756 00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:01,680 Let's close that shit. 757 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,100 Remember we need to close this to keep the ingredients nice and cold. 758 00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:08,840 Otherwise, they will go off. 759 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,020 Now use the knife to cut the lemon into four pieces. 760 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:17,720 Not a pan. 761 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,560 You can't cut a lemon with a pan, right? 762 00:34:19,660 --> 00:34:20,520 You need a knife. 763 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:21,280 Sharp. 764 00:34:22,740 --> 00:34:23,440 And tight. 765 00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:25,920 Charlie Coffee told me all about you. 766 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:26,380 Far further. 767 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,240 Thank you very much. 768 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:28,840 Charlie Coffee told me all about you. 769 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:29,600 Yes, the afternoon. 770 00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:31,720 Thank you. 771 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:33,740 Congratulations. 772 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,100 You got a son. 773 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:37,140 You got a son. 774 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:46,040 My uncle said that you and him used to cook the books for the Gambino family before you joined the force. 775 00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:46,920 Any truth? 776 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:47,500 Hey. 777 00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:49,440 Ask me no questions. 778 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,480 I'll tell you no lies. 779 00:34:50,660 --> 00:34:51,860 Moths are gammy enough. 780 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,640 That's true. 781 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,380 That is true. 782 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,440 I will not dispute that in a court of law, Your Honor. 783 00:34:59,240 --> 00:34:59,560 Okay. 784 00:34:59,700 --> 00:34:59,920 Cut. 785 00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:00,700 One. 786 00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:02,040 Two. 787 00:35:03,580 --> 00:35:03,920 Okay. 788 00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:05,160 We got three pieces. 789 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,380 But if we cut one again, we're going to have five, right? 790 00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:09,800 Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday. 791 00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:14,000 Mike, thank you very much. 792 00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:17,380 And a big shout out to the rest of your family, the Rochers. 793 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,440 Thanks, Mike. 794 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,960 Did he say five pieces? 795 00:35:24,180 --> 00:35:25,720 Did he say five or four? 796 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,120 Fuck. 797 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,680 You're going away to Rikers. 798 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,400 Thank you very much there. 799 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,420 Veteran Weed Man. 800 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,400 Four pieces complete. 801 00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:39,920 Sweet. 802 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:40,360 Right. 803 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,420 Now, what do we do with this? 804 00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:42,780 Buy a plate. 805 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,620 Back of this goddamn place again. 806 00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:47,120 Oh, we have plates already. 807 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:47,820 Right. 808 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:48,380 Nice. 809 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,620 Thanks for the donation. 810 00:35:49,820 --> 00:35:51,000 We got warrants. 811 00:35:52,580 --> 00:35:54,960 Dermot Lopez Investigations. 812 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,220 Mr. Lopez. 813 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,760 Thank you very much, Mr. Lopez. 814 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000 The DLP. 815 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,060 You know me, huh? 816 00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:11,760 Right. 817 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,800 What the hell am I doing here? 818 00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:19,620 Transfer the trout onto the plate. 819 00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:26,200 You can quickly transfer products into a held container even when they're hot by pressing. 820 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:26,780 I think. 821 00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:29,420 Use that knowledge to transfer trout to plate. 822 00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:37,620 What the fuck is this? 823 00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:37,620 What the fuck is this? 824 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,180 Huh? 825 00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:40,620 Is it done? 826 00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:43,720 Is that even done? 827 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:43,720 Is that even done? 828 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:43,760 Is that even done? 829 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:58,520 keeps telling me to buy a plate. 830 00:36:58,660 --> 00:36:59,860 I don't want to buy a plate. 831 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:00,800 I got a lot of plates. 832 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,140 I got a lot of plates, hotshot. 833 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:20,720 Oh, right, I bought one, right? 834 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,780 I already bought one. 835 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,320 Deep plate, large plate. 836 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,140 Maybe it was the large plate I needed to buy. 837 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:32,760 Basic. 838 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:32,860 Basic. 839 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:43,600 Congratulations. 840 00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,380 You bought a plate. 841 00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:50,520 Trout is nearly done, guys. 842 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,000 Look at that. 843 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:54,200 Mm-mm. 844 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,260 Black trout. 845 00:37:59,260 --> 00:38:00,840 While we're waiting for that trout, 846 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,140 we can walk around the kitchen and survey the scene. 847 00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:05,340 Maybe we can put these into a nice order, 848 00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:10,500 because chaos is not good when you're trying to serve D'Souza. 849 00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:11,580 Let me tell you that. 850 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,860 What are we going to do with this goddamn lemon we cut up? 851 00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:16,300 He's just told me to leave it there, right? 852 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:19,580 Strange kitchen. 853 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,680 Very strange, Fintain. 854 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:26,420 Trout. 855 00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:26,420 Trout. 856 00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:26,460 Trout. 857 00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:28,360 Okay, let's do this. 858 00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:28,820 Trout. 859 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,440 Right. 860 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:35,720 Trout time, baby. 861 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,320 Trout. 862 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:42,440 Trout. 863 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,680 What the fuck am I doing with this plate? 864 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,960 I'm trying to put it on top of a trout. 865 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:51,580 Trout. 866 00:38:53,860 --> 00:38:55,420 Advanced controls. 867 00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:56,640 Shift. 868 00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,000 Drop. 869 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:01,680 Put container down. 870 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,400 Now, pick up product. 871 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,280 We've come up against the barricade here. 872 00:39:21,180 --> 00:39:26,320 I don't know what's going on here, Fintain, but I can't transfer the trout to the plate. 873 00:39:31,460 --> 00:39:32,300 Hold the plate. 874 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,480 Somebody's telling me to hold the plate in the chat. 875 00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:36,380 Yeah, I'm holding the goddamn plate. 876 00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:39,180 I've been holding that plate for 22 years. 877 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,020 Oh, look. 878 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:41,200 Here we go. 879 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,500 Thank you very much, whoever it was in chat, telling me to hold the plate. 880 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,400 Very, very nice. 881 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,400 Very, very kind of you. 882 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,120 You're going away to Rikers. 883 00:39:55,820 --> 00:39:56,900 Mel.com. 884 00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:57,940 Thank you very much. 885 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,280 Mel.com. 886 00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:03,460 Like, we're going to season this shit with horseradish. 887 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,120 Make sure you got your horseradish. 888 00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:07,540 Remember to go and close that oven door, too. 889 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,360 We don't want any fucking Sylvia Plath situations occurring. 890 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:20,320 What we do want is a situation whereby we can season the trout fast and hard with a nice, thick slice of horseradish. 891 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:21,740 Dried, of course. 892 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,700 5G is that shit. 893 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,200 The big 5G. 894 00:40:26,820 --> 00:40:27,280 One. 895 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:29,200 One. 896 00:40:29,380 --> 00:40:29,680 Two. 897 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,260 Three. 898 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,320 Four. 899 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,100 Five. 900 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:33,100 G. 901 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,260 5G is that big. 902 00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:35,940 You're going away to Rikers. 903 00:40:36,180 --> 00:40:37,540 Hey, Brexit 420. 904 00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:39,620 And the Dutch Gold Kid. 905 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,300 Thank you very much. 906 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,700 The two of you guys, sweet angels. 907 00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:47,280 Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet angels. 908 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:52,080 Now, pick up the plate with the trout. 909 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,160 Now, pick up the lemon quarters. 910 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,460 Target them and use scroll wheel to expand your pickup range. 911 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,260 Okay, yeah. 912 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:03,540 Now. 913 00:41:06,780 --> 00:41:07,260 Finally. 914 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,720 Pick some fresh parsley onto the plate. 915 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:11,800 6Gs. 916 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,620 I gotta tell you something. 917 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,260 I would have actually done better in reality. 918 00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:19,060 I wouldn't put that much of a lemon on a goddamn fish. 919 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,060 Thyme dried. 920 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,660 Fresh parsley. 921 00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:24,680 Let's do this shit. 922 00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,120 Over here by the herb garden. 923 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,980 We got a little herb situation going on over here. 924 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,240 Or is that known? 925 00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:33,240 We're at my place of birth. 926 00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:34,740 Herbs. 927 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,660 Thanks for the donation. 928 00:41:40,860 --> 00:41:41,780 We got wards. 929 00:41:42,060 --> 00:41:43,100 Locky from the block. 930 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:43,940 Thanks very much. 931 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:44,880 We got warrants. 932 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,020 Okay, see. 933 00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:49,260 That's right. 934 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:50,700 We got two. 935 00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:52,980 We got three. 936 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,000 We got four. 937 00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:55,860 We got too much parsley. 938 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:56,360 Okay. 939 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:57,960 Now you need to serve it. 940 00:41:59,340 --> 00:42:00,960 Put it on the checkout shelf. 941 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,700 Give that to the sous. 942 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,220 Compliments to the chef. 943 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:07,020 Me. 944 00:42:08,340 --> 00:42:10,000 Click on the checkout app. 945 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:15,220 Let's take an Instagram snap of this shit first. 946 00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:23,100 There we go. 947 00:42:23,100 --> 00:42:23,100 There we go. 948 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,180 Upload that. 949 00:42:25,180 --> 00:42:26,640 Slap dash filter. 950 00:42:27,060 --> 00:42:28,060 5,000 likes on Facebook. 951 00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:28,060 5,000 likes on Facebook. 952 00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:28,060 5,000 likes on Facebook. 953 00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:29,060 5,000 likes on Facebook. 954 00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:30,060 5,000 likes on Facebook. 955 00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:30,060 5,000 likes on Facebook. 956 00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:30,060 5,000 likes on Facebook. 957 00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:30,060 5,000 likes on Facebook. 958 00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:30,540 5,000 likes on Facebook. 959 00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:32,060 5,000 likes on Facebook. 960 00:42:32,060 --> 00:42:32,060 5,000 likes on Facebook. 961 00:42:32,060 --> 00:42:33,060 5,000 likes on Facebook. 962 00:42:33,060 --> 00:42:34,060 5,000 likes on Facebook. 963 00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:34,060 9,000 subscribers on Facebook. 964 00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:35,060 9,000 subscribers on Facebook. 965 00:42:35,060 --> 00:42:36,060 9,000 subscribers on Facebook. 966 00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:36,060 8,000 likes on Facebook. 967 00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:37,060 8,000 likes on Instagram. 968 00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:38,060 8,000 likes on Instagram. 969 00:42:38,060 --> 00:42:39,060 And 2,000 yayos on Facebook. 970 00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:57,780 Instagram and 2000 yayos on YouTube. Okay, we're in. Let's do that. Taste, two stars. Realization 971 00:42:57,780 --> 00:43:05,700 time, five stars. Overall score, two stars. Come on, Fantine, you need to give me better than that 972 00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:33,280 shit. Look, I try my best out here. I'm Fantine and hard out here. First day on the job. 22 years in the kitchen. How many fame points we give for the dish? The better the restaurant, the higher the quality of the dish. You need to prepare to earn any fame. Poorly made meals will lower your fame. To be honest, I was looking at two Michelin stars for that. I didn't get one. 973 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:42,840 Guest tip, right? 974 00:43:43,060 --> 00:43:45,320 Fame, guest complaints 975 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,900 Perfect flavor 976 00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:50,100 Baked trout, temperature perfect 977 00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:52,300 It's okay, it's not too bad, right? 978 00:43:53,060 --> 00:43:54,100 That's it for today 979 00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:55,420 Tomorrow we'll be open for business 980 00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:56,140 Do your best 981 00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:58,180 Okay, Victor D'Souza 982 00:43:58,180 --> 00:44:00,440 Good job, Victor D'Souza 983 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,220 Didn't turn up today because 984 00:44:02,220 --> 00:44:04,860 We were under a lot of stress 985 00:44:04,860 --> 00:44:06,260 A lot of pressure in this kitchen 986 00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:07,660 A lot of pressure 987 00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:15,160 Don't go bankrupt 988 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:19,780 Choose puck 989 00:44:19,780 --> 00:44:26,140 Steady hands 990 00:44:26,140 --> 00:44:27,680 Unbreakable plates 991 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,080 Heatproof gloves 992 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,840 I think I'm gonna go for 993 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,820 Heatproof gloves 994 00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:36,840 Because I could see there was some hot fish 995 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,520 Going on there 996 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,440 I don't know whether or not I burnt my hands 997 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,280 Bit of Bernie Sanders 998 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,960 I'm not sure 999 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,200 Oh, there's even more perks 1000 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,780 Look, we can get thermal vision 1001 00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:51,220 Connections 1002 00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:55,600 slow motion, time rewinder, busy day. 1003 00:45:00,060 --> 00:45:02,560 Let's just get skilled up, right? 1004 00:45:02,860 --> 00:45:04,300 Let's get skilled up here. 1005 00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:10,060 Pick selected. 1006 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:12,360 Steady hands. 1007 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,200 Alright, it's late, right? 1008 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:24,540 Day two. 1009 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,260 You'd know all about it if you ever worked a day in your life. 1010 00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:31,060 Welcome. 1011 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,960 Welcome to Fontaine's. 1012 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,040 52nd and 6th. 1013 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,440 We're gonna do our best to accommodate your palate. 1014 00:45:40,060 --> 00:45:41,920 But until then, sit down. 1015 00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:43,060 And shut up. 1016 00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:47,820 Thomas Fox says, 1017 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,880 You're no Donald Skihan. 1018 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,100 I know who that son- 1019 00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:55,840 I don't know who this son of a bitch Skihan is. 1020 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,360 But he's going away to Rikers. 1021 00:46:03,740 --> 00:46:05,200 Let's have a look here. 1022 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:11,480 I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse for 1023 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,700 that son of a bitch Nuki. 1024 00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:15,240 Dr. Roshin the Booker. 1025 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,040 Who likes burgers. 1026 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,900 Thank you very much. 1027 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:22,120 Can I order my burger rare? 1028 00:46:22,340 --> 00:46:23,540 No, you need to have that well... 1029 00:46:23,540 --> 00:46:24,980 That shit needs to be well done. 1030 00:46:25,780 --> 00:46:28,260 Because raw beef could be a raw deal, right? 1031 00:46:29,340 --> 00:46:31,260 Let's pick up where we left off, right? 1032 00:46:31,260 --> 00:46:33,520 Open up the Skill Manager app. 1033 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,940 Skills provide you with some small gameplay bonuses. 1034 00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:45,280 If you don't spend your skills, some skills become available, blah, blah, blah. 1035 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,540 Right, right, right, right, right. 1036 00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:47,940 Okay. 1037 00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,880 I don't understand. 1038 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,180 Go back to the perks. 1039 00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:01,540 Okay, browse it right here. 1040 00:47:02,540 --> 00:47:05,320 Here you can review already owned perks. 1041 00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:09,740 I think that's all. 1042 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,080 Once you're done, you can exit, right? 1043 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,160 That was a waste of time. 1044 00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:12,860 Thanks so much. 1045 00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:13,760 Thanks for nothing. 1046 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:15,760 Let's get cooking. 1047 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:16,180 Yeah. 1048 00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:17,720 My sentiments exactly. 1049 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,900 You're telling me to go on Google, right? 1050 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,000 Ramsey's back. 1051 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,360 Look at this guy. 1052 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,500 The concierge. 1053 00:47:27,660 --> 00:47:29,600 Salmon steak with boiled tomatoes. 1054 00:47:30,220 --> 00:47:31,180 Boiled potatoes, I mean. 1055 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,180 Find a big pot. 1056 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:33,600 We need to boil them shits. 1057 00:47:34,140 --> 00:47:36,140 Okay, we got a big pot over here, Chef. 1058 00:47:37,380 --> 00:47:38,840 Big pot diaries. 1059 00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:42,700 Fill it with a liter of cold tap. 1060 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,460 So we bring it over to the tap machine. 1061 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,360 And then we can... 1062 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:52,080 Enter... 1063 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,920 Enter content, huh? 1064 00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:57,040 Yeah, I'm trying. 1065 00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:57,840 Trying, Rams. 1066 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:04,760 Q and right. 1067 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,760 Okay, Q, Q, Q is right. 1068 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:08,560 E is right handle. 1069 00:48:12,380 --> 00:48:13,720 Hey, we're cooking here. 1070 00:48:14,780 --> 00:48:15,460 Hey, we're cooking. 1071 00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:17,960 We're filling the pot with water. 1072 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,360 We're going to boil those spuds. 1073 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,140 Okay, let's do... 1074 00:48:33,140 --> 00:48:34,020 Let's do this. 1075 00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:39,920 Let's slap that pot down there. 1076 00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:40,560 Nice. 1077 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,840 Pick up... 1078 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,460 A salt pot. 1079 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:46,760 Now we need to... 1080 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,400 I don't know how many times. 1081 00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:50,660 20 grams of salt. 1082 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,840 That's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 1083 00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:55,900 8, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 1084 00:48:56,260 --> 00:48:57,140 That's 20 grams. 1085 00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:58,120 Why? 1086 00:48:58,600 --> 00:48:59,460 Because you got a sun. 1087 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,660 10 plus 10 is sun. 1088 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,820 Put a little bit of salt down there for the people who couldn't make it. 1089 00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:11,040 Leave that pot down there. 1090 00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:11,280 We'll leave that pot down there too. 1091 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,040 Now... 1092 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:12,540 Now... 1093 00:49:12,540 --> 00:49:15,180 Let's buy 2 potatoes. 1094 00:49:16,060 --> 00:49:19,040 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4... 1095 00:49:19,580 --> 00:49:22,540 5 potatoes, 6 potatoes, 7 potato more. 1096 00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:24,160 1... 1097 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:24,540 1... 1098 00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:32,540 How do I buy more than... 1099 00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:34,540 I want to buy more than... 1100 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,540 Oh, you got to be holding a pot, right? 1101 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:40,840 Fuck it. 1102 00:49:40,860 --> 00:49:41,920 We'll just put one at a time. 1103 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,440 Get another potato here. 1104 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:45,980 I like to do things old school. 1105 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,360 I don't like to do things by halves. 1106 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,740 I'm a one potato at a time kind of guy. 1107 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:53,780 You know that for a thing. 1108 00:49:54,820 --> 00:49:57,400 Once we've got those spuds in the pot, 1109 00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,800 hold the big pot in your hands. 1110 00:50:02,420 --> 00:50:03,560 Place it on the cooker. 1111 00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,900 Boil that shit for 120 seconds. 1112 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,640 It's 2 minutes to me and you. 1113 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,500 Now let's turn that shit up. 1114 00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:15,300 Alright, fetch a salmon from the fridge. 1115 00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:21,900 Is that the right one? 1116 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:23,420 Yeah, that's right. 1117 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:23,880 That's right. 1118 00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:28,700 So we had these salmon dons here from the River Moy. 1119 00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:32,720 We imported that shit over from Ireland. 1120 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,180 Land of the mystical fairies. 1121 00:50:37,180 --> 00:50:40,740 We seasoned that shit with salt and black pepper, right? 1122 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:44,880 Congratulations. 1123 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,340 Salmon fillet. 1124 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,260 You just got seasoned. 1125 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,300 Black pepper. 1126 00:50:51,100 --> 00:50:51,620 One gram. 1127 00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:54,980 Just one gram. 1128 00:50:55,060 --> 00:50:56,380 Is that all you wanted? 1129 00:51:00,380 --> 00:51:01,920 Why are you wanting five grams? 1130 00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:04,120 Golden grams. 1131 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:09,720 Two, three, four, five. 1132 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,480 Put that shit down. 1133 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:12,300 Five alive. 1134 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,460 We need our salt. 1135 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,820 I think this salmon dong would be salty enough, no? 1136 00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:23,340 With it being a fish. 1137 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,760 Check the recipe for the precise shit. 1138 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:32,580 Oh, yeah, five grams. 1139 00:51:32,820 --> 00:51:34,560 Three, four. 1140 00:51:35,620 --> 00:51:36,140 Four. 1141 00:51:37,900 --> 00:51:38,580 Five. 1142 00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:41,800 We're gonna need a frying pan. 1143 00:51:41,900 --> 00:51:44,620 We need every kind of pan we got going over here. 1144 00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:47,020 We got a salmon don down here. 1145 00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:49,500 Bruno. 1146 00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:55,260 Thank you very much, Mr. Bruno Brooks, for your kind of generous tip donation. 1147 00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:58,000 Now. 1148 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:01,500 Frying pan. 1149 00:52:01,860 --> 00:52:02,320 There we go. 1150 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,680 Thanks for the donation. 1151 00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:09,040 We got warrants. 1152 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:10,180 Hi, Mark. 1153 00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:11,020 Thank you very much. 1154 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:11,920 We got warrants. 1155 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,540 We got warrants. 1156 00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:15,060 What's this? 1157 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:15,780 Put down. 1158 00:52:16,740 --> 00:52:17,080 Enter. 1159 00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:17,880 Put down. 1160 00:52:20,540 --> 00:52:21,920 How do we put this goddamn... 1161 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:21,920 How do we put this goddamn... 1162 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,980 I don't know. 1163 00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:25,120 I don't know. 1164 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:26,600 Okay. 1165 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:28,480 No. 1166 00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:29,400 Shit. 1167 00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:32,360 We've been boiling these shits for too long. 1168 00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,960 Are these done? 1169 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:37,740 Are these done? 1170 00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:40,680 I think they're done. 1171 00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:40,680 I think they're done. 1172 00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:51,860 What the fuck? 1173 00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:54,300 Let's put this shit on here. 1174 00:52:58,060 --> 00:53:02,440 Maybe we can do those potatoes mashed because they're gonna be too soggy to be... 1175 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,880 A boiled... 1176 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,040 Just a boiled potato. 1177 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:05,500 Right? 1178 00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:09,500 Okay. 1179 00:53:10,060 --> 00:53:10,500 Pots. 1180 00:53:10,940 --> 00:53:11,980 Pots on the plates. 1181 00:53:12,380 --> 00:53:13,500 Pick up a large plate. 1182 00:53:14,340 --> 00:53:16,420 How come we're buying these shits all the time? 1183 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:17,660 Do we not own our own plates? 1184 00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:31,680 Now, how we doing here? 1185 00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:32,820 Salmon fillet. 1186 00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:33,480 Nearly done. 1187 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,800 What about this guy? 1188 00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:36,340 Shit! 1189 00:53:36,340 --> 00:53:37,640 We never had any oil. 1190 00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:38,720 Shit's gonna burn. 1191 00:53:43,380 --> 00:53:43,860 Huh? 1192 00:53:43,860 --> 00:53:49,620 Tilt the bottle. 1193 00:53:54,740 --> 00:53:56,720 I'm trying to tilt the goddamn bottle here. 1194 00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:57,400 It's not working. 1195 00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:01,160 Shit! 1196 00:54:01,380 --> 00:54:02,120 It's too much oil. 1197 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,100 That's too much oil. 1198 00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:13,120 Soup. 1199 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,120 Soup. 1200 00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:14,660 What do you mean soup? 1201 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:17,480 What's going on here? 1202 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:18,740 Why is he telling me soups? 1203 00:54:19,180 --> 00:54:20,580 Sam's steak, boiled potatoes. 1204 00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:26,380 Why is he telling me this isn't soup? 1205 00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,180 Salmon fillet. 1206 00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:28,160 What are you eating? 1207 00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:28,800 You know soup? 1208 00:54:30,060 --> 00:54:31,020 What's going on here? 1209 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:31,800 We got a soup. 1210 00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:33,460 I don't want to... 1211 00:54:33,460 --> 00:54:34,480 We didn't know it's soup. 1212 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:45,280 Oh, shit. 1213 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:45,440 Shit. 1214 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:53,860 The oil has turned the shit into a sauce. 1215 00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:57,320 We got a sauce. 1216 00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:07,720 Is it done? 1217 00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:08,900 Do you reckon it's done? 1218 00:55:21,980 --> 00:55:23,320 Put the plate on the shelf. 1219 00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,800 Use the app to pick the order you're about to complete, right? 1220 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:25,880 Okay. 1221 00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:32,880 In you go. 1222 00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:35,620 Wow. 1223 00:55:36,460 --> 00:55:37,800 Hey, we got a good score there. 1224 00:55:38,140 --> 00:55:39,220 We got a great score. 1225 00:55:42,900 --> 00:55:44,500 Three-star taste. 1226 00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:47,460 Five-star realization time. 1227 00:55:47,900 --> 00:55:49,180 Overall, three stars. 1228 00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,680 And our fame points went up a little bit there. 1229 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,860 Very, very nice. 1230 00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:58,700 Eight-minute dish. 1231 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,280 Guest is pleased. 1232 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,140 Any complaints? 1233 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:02,640 Oh, flavors. 1234 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:04,860 Too much oil. 1235 00:56:05,020 --> 00:56:05,840 Yeah, we know that. 1236 00:56:06,940 --> 00:56:09,840 We had a little problem there with Sammy's sunflower. 1237 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:14,960 He wouldn't talk, so we tried to squeeze him a little bit harder. 1238 00:56:16,020 --> 00:56:16,880 We bust him. 1239 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:20,080 Won't happen again. 1240 00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:22,880 Technique, very good. 1241 00:56:24,140 --> 00:56:25,680 Heating mistakes, okay? 1242 00:56:26,340 --> 00:56:27,640 Perfect temperature, though. 1243 00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:29,380 Can't fault me for that, right? 1244 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,860 Let's do some soup. 1245 00:56:38,340 --> 00:56:39,600 Let's get some soup going. 1246 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:40,600 Let's get a big pot. 1247 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:42,540 Let's soup this shit up. 1248 00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:44,700 Maybe we can empty this. 1249 00:56:45,340 --> 00:56:46,140 Over here. 1250 00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:47,700 No, no, no. 1251 00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:49,540 Huh? 1252 00:56:49,980 --> 00:56:50,840 We need to empty. 1253 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:52,560 How'd you empty? 1254 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:04,160 Fuck it. 1255 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:04,820 Leave that there. 1256 00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:05,740 We won't bother with that. 1257 00:57:05,820 --> 00:57:07,020 We'll pick a brand new pot. 1258 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,680 We don't know how to empty these pots. 1259 00:57:09,020 --> 00:57:09,920 They ain't gonna tell us. 1260 00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:11,520 We don't need to empty this shit. 1261 00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:16,260 Okay, 700 ml of chicken broth. 1262 00:57:16,980 --> 00:57:20,080 You can tilt the cotton to hasten the process of the broth. 1263 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:20,520 Okay. 1264 00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:24,120 Okay, let's do this. 1265 00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:24,760 Let's do this. 1266 00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:25,420 Let's do this. 1267 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:38,760 Oh, no, no, no. 1268 00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:46,160 Oh, fuck. 1269 00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,480 Sorry about my language, guys. 1270 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:53,020 All right, let's go and dip out some of this soup broth. 1271 00:57:53,940 --> 00:57:56,940 Anybody know how we can dip out this soup broth here? 1272 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:04,000 Does anybody at all know how we can get rid of this goddamn soup broth? 1273 00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:13,460 Does anyone know there in the chat how we can get rid of this soup broth? 1274 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:18,580 Oh, it's... 1275 00:58:18,580 --> 00:58:19,600 Oh, fuck. 1276 00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,780 Spilled that shit. 1277 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,560 All over the kitchen floor there. 1278 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:25,500 No. 1279 00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:27,940 We emptied it on the floor anyway. 1280 00:58:27,940 --> 00:58:28,940 That's... 1281 00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:33,360 700 ml. 1282 00:58:35,740 --> 00:58:36,900 That's 602. 1283 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:38,940 Another 100. 1284 00:58:43,140 --> 00:58:44,280 And we're out of broth. 1285 00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:44,880 And we're out of broth. 1286 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:47,880 We're out of broth. 1287 00:58:47,940 --> 00:58:49,100 We don't even have that... 1288 00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:53,280 We don't even have enough broth to make a soup now. 1289 00:58:54,860 --> 00:58:55,780 Son of a bitch. 1290 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,620 Son of a bitch broth. 1291 00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:00,260 Makes a pretty good soup. 1292 00:59:00,780 --> 00:59:02,120 Season of a bitch. 1293 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120 Now, season the broth. 1294 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120 Now, season the broth. 1295 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120 Season the broth. 1296 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120 Season the broth. 1297 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120 Season the broth. 1298 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120 Season the broth. 1299 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120 Season the broth. 1300 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120 Season the broth. 1301 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120 Season the broth. 1302 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120 Season the broth. 1303 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:03,120 Season the broth. 1304 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,120 Season the broth. 1305 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:04,120 Okay. 1306 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,420 What do we use to season this shit? 1307 00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:07,780 Black pepper, right? 1308 00:59:07,780 --> 00:59:10,380 Let's have a look at our recipe list. 1309 00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:12,260 12 grams of salt. 1310 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:13,780 That's something I can do. 1311 00:59:14,860 --> 00:59:16,340 That's something I can do. 1312 00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:23,980 12 grams of sea crystals. 1313 00:59:26,540 --> 00:59:27,720 That's great stuff. 1314 00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:29,660 Thank you very much, Mr. Salt. 1315 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,060 Put you back down there. 1316 00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:34,700 Black pepper, 12 grams. 1317 00:59:34,700 --> 00:59:37,700 Black pepper, 12 grams. 1318 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:41,520 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 10, 10, 11, 12. 1319 00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,140 Put you back there. 1320 00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,660 And I think we got cayenne pepper or some shit. 1321 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:56,120 Some special spice from cayenne. 1322 00:59:59,160 --> 00:59:59,560 Right. 1323 00:59:59,740 --> 01:00:01,780 Which is one of those Caribbean islands. 1324 01:00:04,180 --> 01:00:05,940 I don't know whereabouts that is. 1325 01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:07,920 But they make the pepper there. 1326 01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:15,400 I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse for that son of a bitch. 1327 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:15,420 Thank you very much, Kenny. 1328 01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:19,900 Thank you very much. 1329 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:20,660 Where's the cayenne? 1330 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:21,500 We got the cayenne? 1331 01:00:21,620 --> 01:00:22,120 Here we go. 1332 01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:24,740 How much of that shit we need? 1333 01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:26,760 Six Gs? 1334 01:00:26,980 --> 01:00:27,200 Oh. 1335 01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:30,440 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 1336 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,140 Grams of the finest cayenne. 1337 01:00:33,140 --> 01:00:34,520 Thanks for the donation. 1338 01:00:34,700 --> 01:00:35,340 We got warrants. 1339 01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:36,640 We got a pot to piss in. 1340 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:37,880 Clone named Gipsow. 1341 01:00:37,980 --> 01:00:38,920 Thank you very much. 1342 01:00:39,860 --> 01:00:41,800 Big pot of chicken broth. 1343 01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,360 Eight tomatoes to the big pot. 1344 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:47,920 Let's bring this shit over here. 1345 01:00:48,460 --> 01:00:49,740 Slap that down there. 1346 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,180 Let's grab our tomatoes. 1347 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:54,800 Maybe we can bring the pot over and put them in. 1348 01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:58,320 Let's have a look here. 1349 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:02,000 Eight tomatoes. 1350 01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:04,120 Eight. 1351 01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:11,080 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 1352 01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,160 Right. 1353 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,100 We need one onion. 1354 01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:17,880 That's a limon and onion. 1355 01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:18,520 Here we go. 1356 01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:19,840 120 grams. 1357 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,180 One cent per head. 1358 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,500 Place the pot on the cooker. 1359 01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:26,860 Do we not have to blend this shit? 1360 01:01:27,860 --> 01:01:28,800 Suppose we boil it. 1361 01:01:29,540 --> 01:01:31,780 We boil it for us and then you can blend it later. 1362 01:01:32,020 --> 01:01:32,800 60 seconds. 1363 01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:34,200 Oh my God. 1364 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,780 I had the cooking machine left on. 1365 01:01:36,620 --> 01:01:38,020 Keep an eye on the clock. 1366 01:01:38,620 --> 01:01:38,920 Okay. 1367 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,480 How long did he say? 1368 01:01:44,540 --> 01:01:45,380 60 seconds? 1369 01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:46,440 Is that what he said? 1370 01:01:48,180 --> 01:01:52,980 Can somebody in the chat tell me was it 60 seconds he said? 1371 01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:54,240 The goddamn soup. 1372 01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:55,520 Huh? 1373 01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:57,600 Anybody? 1374 01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,660 Thanks for the donation. 1375 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,000 We got warrants. 1376 01:02:02,380 --> 01:02:03,320 Thank you very much. 1377 01:02:03,580 --> 01:02:04,040 Cormac. 1378 01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:05,800 Cormac. 1379 01:02:06,340 --> 01:02:07,920 If it isn't my old friend. 1380 01:02:08,620 --> 01:02:09,860 Cormac Malloy. 1381 01:02:10,580 --> 01:02:11,760 How you doing there? 1382 01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,980 You're going away for a long time. 1383 01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:16,000 To thank you. 1384 01:02:16,660 --> 01:02:17,400 Private jet. 1385 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:19,500 Ready for takeoff at Newark. 1386 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:21,180 All the Guardia. 1387 01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:22,040 Your choice. 1388 01:02:25,780 --> 01:02:26,260 Right. 1389 01:02:26,340 --> 01:02:26,740 We done? 1390 01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:33,680 Blend the content. 1391 01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:34,580 Turn off the heat. 1392 01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:36,980 Blend the contents of the pot. 1393 01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:43,560 No. 1394 01:02:47,140 --> 01:02:48,820 Turn off the heat and blend the contents. 1395 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:49,700 Yeah, I'm doing that. 1396 01:02:50,700 --> 01:03:03,080 That's good. 1397 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:03,080 That's good. 1398 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:03,580 That's good. 1399 01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:04,220 Hurry up. 1400 01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:05,160 Someone's saying hurry up. 1401 01:03:05,220 --> 01:03:06,420 They're getting restless down there. 1402 01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:07,440 What do we need now? 1403 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:11,180 We need some of this goddamn sour cream. 1404 01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:16,720 That son of a bitch is gonna be pretty sour if he doesn't get his soup on time, right? 1405 01:03:16,820 --> 01:03:17,860 So we gotta tilt this. 1406 01:03:17,980 --> 01:03:18,800 How many mils? 1407 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,140 How many mils of this shit? 1408 01:03:25,060 --> 01:03:25,840 150 mil? 1409 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:36,360 Is that enough? 1410 01:03:37,900 --> 01:03:38,880 Is that enough? 1411 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:39,880 Oh my God. 1412 01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:46,100 Hey, we got too much. 1413 01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:47,200 We got too much out of here. 1414 01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:51,560 What do we do? 1415 01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:52,880 We put the heat back on? 1416 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:54,700 Huh? 1417 01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:58,520 What do we do here? 1418 01:03:58,940 --> 01:04:00,700 They're telling me to put more cream in there. 1419 01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:05,200 Clock is ticking here. 1420 01:04:06,340 --> 01:04:07,780 Like a sugar palm. 1421 01:04:07,780 --> 01:04:10,940 Are we pouring that into the fucking pot there? 1422 01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:11,780 Is that a... 1423 01:04:12,420 --> 01:04:13,140 Okay, it's gone. 1424 01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:14,280 Too much cream. 1425 01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:17,620 Too much goddamn cream. 1426 01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:18,440 What do we do now? 1427 01:04:19,580 --> 01:04:20,380 Open the door. 1428 01:04:20,540 --> 01:04:21,000 Close it. 1429 01:04:21,660 --> 01:04:23,040 Put that shit back on the heat. 1430 01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:26,960 Take a deep plate. 1431 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:27,880 Place it on a counter. 1432 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:28,280 Right. 1433 01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:29,260 Sweet. 1434 01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:31,520 Is that a deep plate? 1435 01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:32,180 Is that a dish? 1436 01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:32,780 Is that a... 1437 01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:34,280 Basic. 1438 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:34,420 Basic. 1439 01:04:34,420 --> 01:04:34,420 Basic. 1440 01:04:34,420 --> 01:04:39,580 Take the pot. 1441 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:40,800 Target the plate. 1442 01:04:41,340 --> 01:04:41,680 Press. 1443 01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:43,140 And then press it again. 1444 01:04:43,460 --> 01:04:44,940 And hold down a while. 1445 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,360 We're gonna wait for the soup. 1446 01:04:53,420 --> 01:04:54,120 It says, look. 1447 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,160 We need to wait for the bar to finish cooking the soup. 1448 01:05:00,580 --> 01:05:05,020 We went full cream on that shit. 1449 01:05:06,220 --> 01:05:07,500 We ended up creaming... 1450 01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:08,740 Over-creaming our soup. 1451 01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:10,320 You never want to over-cream the soup. 1452 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,440 You're going away to Rikers. 1453 01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,460 That's something Cormac Molloy told me. 1454 01:05:13,860 --> 01:05:15,340 And also Mr. Fontaine, too. 1455 01:05:15,420 --> 01:05:16,220 Thank you very much. 1456 01:05:27,740 --> 01:05:29,380 Now, let's do this. 1457 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:35,700 Now, let's... 1458 01:05:35,700 --> 01:05:36,880 We can't fuck this up. 1459 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:39,680 Okay. 1460 01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:45,360 Whoa! 1461 01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:45,440 Whoa! 1462 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:54,180 Congratulations! 1463 01:05:55,900 --> 01:05:57,200 You got a soup. 1464 01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,240 It was made yesterday afternoon. 1465 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:01,800 I hope you enjoy the taste. 1466 01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:05,740 Stick that in the oven. 1467 01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:09,100 Taste, four stars. 1468 01:06:09,420 --> 01:06:10,700 Time, one star. 1469 01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,420 Score, four stars. 1470 01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,600 Three and a half stars. 1471 01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,380 Thank you very much, Mr. Soup. 1472 01:06:18,900 --> 01:06:19,860 You got a son. 1473 01:06:22,860 --> 01:06:24,240 Really enjoying this. 1474 01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:26,600 Tomato soup. 1475 01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:27,840 Too much cream. 1476 01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:30,720 Tell me about it. 1477 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,420 Chicken broth. 1478 01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:34,120 Not enough. 1479 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:34,680 Hey. 1480 01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:36,800 Save it for the judge. 1481 01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:38,440 Technique. 1482 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:39,380 Tomato soup. 1483 01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:41,160 Wrong amount of product. 1484 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,300 Shut your mouth. 1485 01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:46,180 Temperature, perfect. 1486 01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:48,140 Thanks very much. 1487 01:06:48,580 --> 01:06:49,380 You got a son. 1488 01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:55,760 Now, we're gonna make a dessert for this son of a bitch. 1489 01:06:56,420 --> 01:06:57,120 Big trout. 1490 01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:58,120 I know how to cook that. 1491 01:06:58,420 --> 01:06:59,180 Piece of piss. 1492 01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:05,720 Let's slap a fish on my board. 1493 01:07:05,940 --> 01:07:07,020 Do I have to wash this? 1494 01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:09,420 Ain't gonna bother. 1495 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:10,520 Five pepper. 1496 01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:11,220 I know that. 1497 01:07:11,220 --> 01:07:14,320 One, two, three, four, five. 1498 01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:19,780 I think. 1499 01:07:20,420 --> 01:07:21,100 I hope. 1500 01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:21,120 I hope. 1501 01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:30,520 Why do I do it? 1502 01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:36,100 Shit, I forgot how to cook the trout. 1503 01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:37,300 How do we do this? 1504 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:39,780 How the hell do we do this? 1505 01:07:43,220 --> 01:07:44,860 I forgot what goes on the trout. 1506 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:46,900 Dill. 1507 01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:47,820 I know dill, right? 1508 01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:49,640 That son of a bitch dill. 1509 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:52,200 Makes a good fish. 1510 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:57,500 Two, four, five. 1511 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:00,520 Sweet. 1512 01:08:01,260 --> 01:08:02,520 Savory, should I say. 1513 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:07,480 Time. 1514 01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:10,220 Do we? 1515 01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:11,420 Ah, fuck. 1516 01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:12,160 Do we? 1517 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:14,100 Where's the recipe here? 1518 01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:22,180 Where's our goddamn recipe here? 1519 01:08:25,820 --> 01:08:26,900 Close that fridge. 1520 01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:27,800 You got a fridge. 1521 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:29,240 Thanks very much. 1522 01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:33,980 Can somebody tell me about what to put on this fish? 1523 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:36,280 Do I need to put time on there? 1524 01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:38,980 Should we stick some time on this fish? 1525 01:08:44,900 --> 01:08:45,300 Fuck. 1526 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:48,460 We ain't got time. 1527 01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:48,940 We ain't got. 1528 01:08:48,940 --> 01:08:53,660 The irony here is that we don't have enough time 1529 01:08:53,660 --> 01:08:55,800 to try and figure out how much time 1530 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,420 we need to put on the goddamn fish. 1531 01:09:00,460 --> 01:09:00,860 Okay. 1532 01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:01,600 Pepper. 1533 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:05,860 Shit, I put five grams of salt on that son of a bitch. 1534 01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:07,840 I think. 1535 01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:11,760 Oh, that's right. 1536 01:09:11,820 --> 01:09:12,120 That's right. 1537 01:09:12,220 --> 01:09:13,700 Bacon tray, 90 seconds. 1538 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,420 Seasoned with horseradish. 1539 01:09:15,420 --> 01:09:21,880 That works out pretty neat for me. 1540 01:09:22,140 --> 01:09:22,780 That'll do. 1541 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:28,860 I hope to God I didn't put salt on that shit. 1542 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:30,780 Okay, time. 1543 01:09:31,460 --> 01:09:32,400 We got the time. 1544 01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:33,180 We got the time. 1545 01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:34,660 We got the time. 1546 01:09:34,660 --> 01:09:36,320 Where is the goddamn time? 1547 01:09:36,580 --> 01:09:37,120 There we go. 1548 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:45,640 One, two, three, four, five grams of time. 1549 01:09:47,220 --> 01:09:50,440 And we stick that on a little tray. 1550 01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:51,900 The oven is still on. 1551 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:57,400 Just think the fucking gas bill is gonna be electricity or whatever the hell it is. 1552 01:09:58,140 --> 01:09:59,240 It's gonna be sky high. 1553 01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:02,120 Bankrupt by Monday morning. 1554 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:06,320 Let's stick this shit in the oven at 90 degrees, right? 1555 01:10:06,940 --> 01:10:10,040 Because every little bit of trout needs a bit of heat. 1556 01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:11,720 So we switch that on. 1557 01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:14,360 We wait for that son of a bitch to cook. 1558 01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:15,760 90 seconds. 1559 01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:21,960 In the meantime, when life gives you lemons, you gotta chop them shits up. 1560 01:10:22,780 --> 01:10:25,680 Bring this stuff right back over to the chop block. 1561 01:10:26,380 --> 01:10:27,460 Slap it down. 1562 01:10:28,620 --> 01:10:29,660 Clasp your knife. 1563 01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:31,520 And here we go. 1564 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:32,800 One. 1565 01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:34,040 Two-sy. 1566 01:10:34,820 --> 01:10:35,480 Three-sy. 1567 01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,680 Thank you very much-y. 1568 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,480 Yeah, I'm gonna make that nice. 1569 01:10:42,340 --> 01:10:45,160 I know we only need five slices, right? 1570 01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:48,000 But that lemon was a piece of shit. 1571 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,960 The last time, it was too big. 1572 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:51,980 It was too big of a lemon. 1573 01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:55,000 Let's throw some of these pieces. 1574 01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:56,520 Let's throw this away. 1575 01:10:57,060 --> 01:10:57,960 Let's throw it over there. 1576 01:10:58,020 --> 01:10:59,160 We need a bin for this shit. 1577 01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:03,000 We need a goddamn bin. 1578 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:05,420 We'll pick that one up. 1579 01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:07,980 Let's see if we can get it in the sink over there. 1580 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:09,640 No. 1581 01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:12,140 Let's pick this one up. 1582 01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,160 I'll put it back down there just in case we need a fifth slice. 1583 01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:19,440 How we doing there, Mr. Fishy? 1584 01:11:20,820 --> 01:11:21,980 Still not baked. 1585 01:11:24,100 --> 01:11:25,340 Still not baked. 1586 01:11:25,340 --> 01:11:28,600 Now we play the waiting game for Mr. Trout. 1587 01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:31,420 Well, if it isn't Mr. Trout. 1588 01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:35,060 Charlie Garvey told me all about it. 1589 01:11:35,060 --> 01:11:35,980 The Lonely Donkey. 1590 01:11:36,220 --> 01:11:37,100 Thank you very much. 1591 01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:40,800 Last I heard, that son of a bitch Trout was banged up for dealing time. 1592 01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:43,780 I caught him with a 50 bag of time. 1593 01:11:45,580 --> 01:11:48,100 Yesterday afternoon snatch. 1594 01:11:48,100 --> 01:11:51,340 Let's slap that fish back down there. 1595 01:11:51,540 --> 01:11:54,380 Actually, maybe we can put him on a little plate. 1596 01:11:54,580 --> 01:11:55,740 Fishy on a dishy. 1597 01:11:56,780 --> 01:11:59,200 Let's grab a big, large plate. 1598 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,740 We don't want to smash that. 1599 01:12:01,820 --> 01:12:02,540 We're not Greek. 1600 01:12:02,780 --> 01:12:03,640 This ain't no wedding. 1601 01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:07,140 Put that shit on there. 1602 01:12:10,260 --> 01:12:14,260 Slap some goddamn parsley on those scales. 1603 01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:24,380 Maybe three time. Maybe pos- maybe three pos- Oh! 1604 01:12:24,380 --> 01:12:54,300 What are we- I don't know what to say, Fanny. I don't know what to say. 1605 01:12:54,300 --> 01:13:16,780 *sigh* What the fuck? Can I put it on a new plate? Yeah. 1606 01:13:16,780 --> 01:13:18,780 *snap* 1607 01:13:18,780 --> 01:13:19,780 *snap* 1608 01:13:19,780 --> 01:13:23,780 *snap* 1609 01:13:23,780 --> 01:13:29,780 Oh sweet. Very nice. Huh? Why does it keep falling? 1610 01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:33,780 *snap* 1611 01:13:33,780 --> 01:13:35,780 *snap* 1612 01:13:35,780 --> 01:13:37,680 No one's gonna know any different, right? 1613 01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:41,100 That's what you get when you come to Fontaine's. 1614 01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:44,900 One, two, three, four. 1615 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:50,300 Fuck it. Let's do that. Let's do that. 1616 01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:51,740 Let's go. 1617 01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:55,580 Stick that in your oven and cook it. 1618 01:13:56,860 --> 01:14:01,120 Tell me, tell D'Souza he's gonna enjoy this. 1619 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:04,200 Sweet as a nut. 1620 01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:06,140 Four-star taste. 1621 01:14:06,900 --> 01:14:09,780 Yeah, there might have been a bit of crud on that from the floor, right? 1622 01:14:10,340 --> 01:14:11,680 Time, five stars. 1623 01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:15,800 Hey, ironic, because we forgot the time. 1624 01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:18,740 At the time. 1625 01:14:19,300 --> 01:14:21,120 Overall score, nearly four stars. 1626 01:14:21,380 --> 01:14:22,500 That's not bad, Fontaine. 1627 01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:25,140 Guest complaint, flavors. 1628 01:14:26,260 --> 01:14:27,680 Not enough horseradish. 1629 01:14:27,860 --> 01:14:28,820 Well, that makes sense. 1630 01:14:28,820 --> 01:14:30,400 We didn't put any on. 1631 01:14:30,860 --> 01:14:34,180 Technique, bad cutting of lemons. 1632 01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:36,960 Wrong amount of lemons. 1633 01:14:38,060 --> 01:14:39,120 Temperature perfect. 1634 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:40,500 Great stuff. 1635 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:41,880 Very happy with that. 1636 01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:47,740 Once again, another happy customer at Fontaine's will be returning again soon with a warrant. 1637 01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:57,800 Michelin star, here we come, baby. 1638 01:14:57,800 --> 01:15:00,920 Michelin goddamn star. 1639 01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:02,440 You're going away to Rikers. 1640 01:15:03,060 --> 01:15:03,880 Look at these. 1641 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:05,480 Stars and stripes. 1642 01:15:05,620 --> 01:15:06,940 Grid, grid range 741. 1643 01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:09,900 Every one of those was a Michelin star. 1644 01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:14,500 For my 22 years of duty in the kitchen unit. 1645 01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:17,340 Stars and stripes. 1646 01:15:17,420 --> 01:15:18,640 These colors don't run, kid. 1647 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:26,340 A brave eagle soars across a broken sky. 1648 01:15:27,300 --> 01:15:27,940 Rushmore. 1649 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:29,960 The mountain of faces. 1650 01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:33,860 The eagle's talons are sharp. 1651 01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:37,280 Ready to claw anybody who gets in his way. 1652 01:15:37,980 --> 01:15:46,660 whether that be a communist or any of those chancers out there in the Far East, 1653 01:15:47,060 --> 01:15:52,060 Kim Jong, whatever the hell his name is, we're coming for you, Kim Jong. 1654 01:15:53,340 --> 01:15:59,480 If you think we're missing, just ask Saddam what went down. 1655 01:16:00,620 --> 01:16:04,500 You won't know because he ain't around to tell you no more. 1656 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:06,560 Over and out, Fentain. 1657 01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:10,560 Great rain, thank you very much. 1658 01:16:11,140 --> 01:16:13,800 Charlie Goff, you told me all about it yesterday. 1659 01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:16,720 Johnny Wilson, how you doing, tennis racket? 1660 01:16:18,180 --> 01:16:19,960 Heard you were going to the U.S. Open there. 1661 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:21,800 Flushing meadows, huh? 1662 01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:29,280 How about we put your head down the toilet and flush that down into the meadow of pain? 1663 01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,220 Maybe then you'll talk, Wilson, huh? 1664 01:16:33,820 --> 01:16:35,080 Smash court tennis. 1665 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:37,000 Thank you very much. 1666 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:42,100 Right, what we got to do now, we got to choose a recipe. 1667 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,320 Where's the lamb sauce? 1668 01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:47,480 Why aren't you whipping the plates? 1669 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:50,420 Okay, unlock recipe. 1670 01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:51,380 Let's unlock this. 1671 01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:53,160 Pork chops and baked potatoes. 1672 01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:53,600 Mmm. 1673 01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:57,840 Simple Ukrainian borscht. 1674 01:16:59,540 --> 01:17:01,840 I think I'm going to go for the pork chop. 1675 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:05,440 One of my all-time favorite recipes and meals. 1676 01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:08,440 I used to eat pork chops for breakfast. 1677 01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:10,500 Though I had to stop. 1678 01:17:11,060 --> 01:17:12,780 Health implications and such. 1679 01:17:15,780 --> 01:17:17,080 They were good times. 1680 01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:17,100 They were good times. 1681 01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:17,500 They were good times. 1682 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,400 They were good times, but they had to start. 1683 01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:20,940 The party has to end sometime. 1684 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:23,240 That's what the doctor told me. 1685 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:24,500 Right. 1686 01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:26,700 Cut potato, 300 grams of the chunk. 1687 01:17:27,460 --> 01:17:31,780 Let's keep a record of this because we sometimes forget, right? 1688 01:17:35,620 --> 01:17:42,500 Is there any chance we can pin this goddamn recipe to our sweet little recipe book? 1689 01:17:47,620 --> 01:17:48,740 Hold on here, right? 1690 01:17:48,860 --> 01:17:50,020 Let me take a photograph. 1691 01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:55,120 We need some tunes to cook, though. 1692 01:17:55,220 --> 01:17:58,840 Any recommend requests for tunes? 1693 01:17:59,860 --> 01:18:01,420 Tunes that you'd like to cook, too? 1694 01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:09,200 Hold on a second. 1695 01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,000 We can't do that. 1696 01:18:10,060 --> 01:18:10,860 That's fluctuating. 1697 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:13,900 We can't do that. 1698 01:18:14,100 --> 01:18:15,180 We got bad internet. 1699 01:18:15,300 --> 01:18:16,240 We got upload speed. 1700 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:19,440 We got a good upload, but we got a shitty-ass download speed. 1701 01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:22,140 I don't know what that's about tonight. 1702 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,000 So we're going to have to lay off the tunes. 1703 01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:33,440 Pork chops, 200 grams, seasoned with salt. 1704 01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:41,440 Let's take a picture of this, so we got to take a picture of this recipe in case they try to swindle us. 1705 01:18:49,820 --> 01:18:51,220 Scroll that shit down. 1706 01:18:51,220 --> 01:18:51,760 Okay. 1707 01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:52,220 Okay. 1708 01:18:52,220 --> 01:18:53,780 Okay. 1709 01:18:53,780 --> 01:18:53,840 Okay. 1710 01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:54,340 Okay. 1711 01:18:54,340 --> 01:18:59,060 There's a radio next to the computer. 1712 01:18:59,060 --> 01:19:00,540 Sweet. 1713 01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:18,700 We had to buy the borscht. 1714 01:19:18,860 --> 01:19:20,280 I couldn't buy my pork chop. 1715 01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:25,300 Beetroot. 1716 01:19:25,300 --> 01:19:26,960 Let's have a... Let's stick this for me. 1717 01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:56,600 Is that Liam Gala? It sounds like Liam Gala. 1718 01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:20,000 Sorry, that Liam Gala shit sucks. 1719 01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:23,080 It needs to be... It's Oasis or nothing. 1720 01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:30,400 Let's have a look. Skip preparation phase. No, we'll go here. 1721 01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:36,120 Let's have a look here now. 1722 01:20:38,660 --> 01:20:40,480 Reach fame score of at least 30. 1723 01:20:44,660 --> 01:20:47,020 We don't need a tomato. Let's put this shit back. 1724 01:20:47,820 --> 01:20:49,220 I'm gonna throw that tomato over here. 1725 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:51,980 We'll clean that shit up from yesterday, right? 1726 01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:55,440 We'll put that tomato there. 1727 01:21:00,440 --> 01:21:02,240 Skip prep phase. Done. 1728 01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:04,500 Shit. 1729 01:21:06,980 --> 01:21:09,700 Baked trout again. Okay. Let's do this. 1730 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:14,780 This kitchen's a dump. We should've used the prep time. 1731 01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:16,680 Why did I skip the prep time? 1732 01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:25,460 This is gonna be a great day. I swear to God. 1733 01:21:25,460 --> 01:21:26,460 Dill. 1734 01:21:27,460 --> 01:21:28,380 Five dill. 1735 01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:32,180 One, two, three, four, five. 1736 01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:33,020 Thanks. 1737 01:21:33,700 --> 01:21:34,700 Keep the change. 1738 01:21:35,660 --> 01:21:36,180 Time. 1739 01:21:41,620 --> 01:21:44,700 One, two, three, four, five. 1740 01:21:49,380 --> 01:21:49,860 And... 1741 01:21:49,860 --> 01:21:51,960 Black Pepper by five. 1742 01:22:01,460 --> 01:22:01,700 Hello? 1743 01:22:03,220 --> 01:22:03,840 Sorry there. 1744 01:22:03,900 --> 01:22:04,640 We got disconnected. 1745 01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:06,140 I don't know what the hell is going on. 1746 01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:07,440 We need to get reconnected. 1747 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:09,040 We got reconnected. 1748 01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:10,100 I don't know. 1749 01:22:10,780 --> 01:22:11,580 I don't have a clue. 1750 01:22:11,980 --> 01:22:13,100 Thanks for the donation. 1751 01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:13,580 We got... 1752 01:22:13,580 --> 01:22:15,240 All I do know is... 1753 01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:15,740 TK. 1754 01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:18,200 Thank you very much, TK. 1755 01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:19,160 Hey. 1756 01:22:19,540 --> 01:22:21,320 I'm trying to cook a meal here, TK. 1757 01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:24,980 And we're coming in with your sweet, sweet, kind-hearted donations. 1758 01:22:24,980 --> 01:22:43,100 Talk about TK. 1759 01:22:44,780 --> 01:22:48,220 He's a real sweet guy, not gay. 1760 01:22:50,460 --> 01:22:52,580 If you are gay, that's fine. 1761 01:22:52,580 --> 01:22:56,720 Thanks for your tip and time. 1762 01:23:01,300 --> 01:23:03,780 It's all about that TK life. 1763 01:23:05,740 --> 01:23:06,840 The Taylor Keith. 1764 01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:08,440 Yeah, baby, all right. 1765 01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:11,960 Thank you very much, TK. 1766 01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:20,600 Good. 1767 01:23:20,780 --> 01:23:21,620 That's enough of that. 1768 01:23:21,620 --> 01:23:24,480 That's enough of that. 1769 01:23:28,100 --> 01:23:28,540 Okay. 1770 01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:29,640 TK. 1771 01:23:29,820 --> 01:23:30,640 I cannot believe it. 1772 01:23:30,660 --> 01:23:31,480 Thank you very much. 1773 01:23:32,260 --> 01:23:32,480 Right. 1774 01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:34,580 What do we got to do with this goddamn trout? 1775 01:23:34,900 --> 01:23:36,020 Stick it in the oven. 1776 01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:37,080 That's what you got to do. 1777 01:23:40,340 --> 01:23:40,580 Bah. 1778 01:23:43,340 --> 01:23:44,400 There we go here. 1779 01:23:45,340 --> 01:23:47,100 Slap that shit into the oven. 1780 01:23:47,340 --> 01:23:48,320 Oven is still on? 1781 01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:51,460 Holy shit. 1782 01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:56,960 Holy shit. 1783 01:23:57,960 --> 01:23:59,320 Thank you very much, TK. 1784 01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:01,000 Now, while we're doing that, what do we do? 1785 01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:01,480 What do we do? 1786 01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:01,960 What do we do? 1787 01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:03,740 We slice our goddamn lemons. 1788 01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:04,600 We know that, right? 1789 01:24:06,180 --> 01:24:12,260 By the time we get to Tuesday, we're going to be able to make this meal in our sleep. 1790 01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:20,280 So what we're going to do is we're not going to fudge up our goddamn slicing duty like we did before. 1791 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:24,140 Take that. 1792 01:24:24,540 --> 01:24:25,540 Take that off. 1793 01:24:31,060 --> 01:24:32,020 Take that off. 1794 01:24:32,060 --> 01:24:33,740 Okay. 1795 01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:38,260 Get rid of that goddamn knife. 1796 01:24:41,080 --> 01:24:43,540 Throw that over there somewhere. 1797 01:24:44,140 --> 01:24:45,380 Throw it out that window, right? 1798 01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:49,380 Maybe throw that one out that window, too. 1799 01:24:50,860 --> 01:24:52,680 Maybe throw it up there into the fan. 1800 01:24:54,740 --> 01:24:55,340 Right. 1801 01:24:55,460 --> 01:24:56,760 Put that shit back down. 1802 01:24:57,320 --> 01:25:00,300 Slice this goddamn citrus. 1803 01:25:17,700 --> 01:25:18,340 Right. 1804 01:25:20,100 --> 01:25:20,620 Fish. 1805 01:25:21,740 --> 01:25:22,620 Fish done. 1806 01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:24,400 Another two seconds. 1807 01:25:28,780 --> 01:25:30,280 Thank you very much, TK. 1808 01:25:30,780 --> 01:25:32,320 I really appreciate that. 1809 01:25:32,860 --> 01:25:37,760 That's going to go towards the Rikers Island continuation fund. 1810 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:39,960 Let's take that tray. 1811 01:25:40,220 --> 01:25:42,060 Take the tray out of the goddamn oven there. 1812 01:25:42,780 --> 01:25:43,840 Slap that on. 1813 01:25:44,660 --> 01:25:45,680 Slap that off. 1814 01:25:49,160 --> 01:25:50,720 Put that fishy on a dishy. 1815 01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:53,680 Large plate. 1816 01:25:54,060 --> 01:25:56,920 Make sure we don't smash that shit like we did last time. 1817 01:25:56,920 --> 01:26:00,500 Oh, yeah, we do. 1818 01:26:00,680 --> 01:26:01,580 Put that there. 1819 01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:02,440 Put that on that. 1820 01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:04,420 Bring her over here. 1821 01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:07,180 Remember the horseradish. 1822 01:26:07,460 --> 01:26:08,340 That's what we got to do. 1823 01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:10,740 We forgot about that horseradish. 1824 01:26:11,700 --> 01:26:12,780 Maybe the horseradish. 1825 01:26:12,780 --> 01:26:13,280 No! 1826 01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:21,040 Back on that. 1827 01:26:21,140 --> 01:26:23,780 Back on you go, sweet fish. 1828 01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:27,780 Horseradish dried. 1829 01:26:28,540 --> 01:26:29,420 Seasoned that shit. 1830 01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:37,840 I don't know if it's three. 1831 01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:39,680 Or five. 1832 01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:48,220 Is it three or is it five for that goddamn horseradish? 1833 01:26:48,220 --> 01:26:59,900 Five. 1834 01:26:59,900 --> 01:27:01,760 And then six grams of parsley. 1835 01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:09,400 Congratulations, Mr. Parsley. 1836 01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:11,360 You're going on a fish. 1837 01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:13,580 See how much we got there. 1838 01:27:13,620 --> 01:27:14,420 We got three grams. 1839 01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:16,220 We need another two grams of horseradish. 1840 01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:18,640 D'Souza ain't going to like this. 1841 01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:23,160 We're done. 1842 01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:23,480 We're done. 1843 01:27:23,540 --> 01:27:23,800 We're done. 1844 01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:25,980 Now let's take this plate. 1845 01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:28,380 Slap that parsley. 1846 01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:29,880 One. 1847 01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:30,480 Two. 1848 01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:31,760 Three. 1849 01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:36,080 Fuck. 1850 01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:38,280 I don't know how many grams of parsley that was. 1851 01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:38,520 But. 1852 01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:41,600 I think we got too much. 1853 01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:46,260 I think we got too much. 1854 01:27:46,260 --> 01:27:46,320 I think we got too much. 1855 01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:02,520 Baked trout. 1856 01:28:04,020 --> 01:28:04,920 There you go. 1857 01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:07,720 Oh. 1858 01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:10,920 We're doing good, kid. 1859 01:28:11,460 --> 01:28:12,420 We're doing real good. 1860 01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:16,200 That's four star. 1861 01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:17,560 Taste. 1862 01:28:18,180 --> 01:28:19,160 Five time. 1863 01:28:20,420 --> 01:28:21,600 Four star overall. 1864 01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:23,040 Any complaints? 1865 01:28:23,300 --> 01:28:24,060 Perfect flavor. 1866 01:28:24,660 --> 01:28:26,740 We dropped that son of a bitch fish on the floor. 1867 01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:30,020 Maybe we should have washed our trout before we served it up. 1868 01:28:30,820 --> 01:28:31,880 We got a lemon quarters. 1869 01:28:32,480 --> 01:28:33,940 Bag cutting technique again. 1870 01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:35,480 Shut your mouth. 1871 01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:36,920 Perfect temperature. 1872 01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:37,440 Of course. 1873 01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:41,240 Okay. 1874 01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:43,480 We got to use our little app. 1875 01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:45,660 Although somebody is after ordering. 1876 01:28:47,060 --> 01:28:47,460 Something. 1877 01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:48,280 Is it a soup? 1878 01:28:48,940 --> 01:28:49,580 What do we got here? 1879 01:28:49,700 --> 01:28:49,960 A soup. 1880 01:28:50,060 --> 01:28:50,600 Tomato soup. 1881 01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:51,320 Let's do this. 1882 01:28:54,620 --> 01:28:55,020 Oh. 1883 01:28:55,340 --> 01:28:57,960 The trials and tribulations are working in the kitchen. 1884 01:28:58,120 --> 01:28:58,560 Fentain. 1885 01:28:59,140 --> 01:29:00,040 Tell you something. 1886 01:29:00,260 --> 01:29:00,480 It's. 1887 01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:02,560 It ain't easy. 1888 01:29:03,180 --> 01:29:04,100 Where's our soup pot? 1889 01:29:04,360 --> 01:29:05,600 From the last day. 1890 01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:08,760 What did we do with that goddamn soup pot? 1891 01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:11,880 We still got soup in here. 1892 01:29:11,940 --> 01:29:12,880 Can we reheat this shit? 1893 01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:13,880 Okay. 1894 01:29:14,440 --> 01:29:14,780 Yeah. 1895 01:29:14,780 --> 01:29:15,520 Let's reheat this. 1896 01:29:23,620 --> 01:29:25,160 How do we know if that's hot? 1897 01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:31,320 Hold on a sec. 1898 01:29:32,740 --> 01:29:36,620 Is there a microwave? Can we just microwave the goddamn soup? Let's have a look here. 1899 01:29:36,620 --> 01:30:04,180 Right. 1900 01:30:04,180 --> 01:30:08,240 I think that's good. 1901 01:30:22,420 --> 01:30:24,620 She's not going inside. 1902 01:30:28,740 --> 01:30:30,060 Oh. 1903 01:30:30,060 --> 01:30:37,060 I'm telling you something. This is bullshit. 1904 01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:45,620 I don't know what the hell to do here. This is a piece of shit soup. 1905 01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:51,800 Hosia. Thank you very much, Hosia. 1906 01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:53,680 Panty Hosia. 1907 01:30:57,040 --> 01:31:02,980 About earlier on, I said I didn't like Liam Gallagher's tunes. That was a lie. 1908 01:31:03,860 --> 01:31:09,040 He is, without shadow of a doubt, one of the greatest musicians of our time and age. 1909 01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:11,180 Charlie Goff, you told me all about it. 1910 01:31:11,240 --> 01:31:13,160 John Wilson, thank you very much. 1911 01:31:14,280 --> 01:31:17,580 And Fontaine too. And Hosia. 1912 01:31:21,080 --> 01:31:23,240 My God, I don't know if this is... 1913 01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:25,480 This soup is going to be bubbling. 1914 01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:28,540 Fuck it. Let's pour this shit. 1915 01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:31,740 Let's serve that up on a plate of thorns. 1916 01:31:31,740 --> 01:31:32,740 We got warrants. 1917 01:31:32,740 --> 01:31:32,860 We got warrants. 1918 01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:38,140 Fontaine, thank you very much. We got warrants out for your arrest. 1919 01:31:38,740 --> 01:31:43,620 Hopefully I don't get arrested for his crime against soup. I'm about to dish out D'Souza. 1920 01:31:44,480 --> 01:31:45,340 I tell you something. 1921 01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:49,560 That son of a bitch D'Souza ain't going to know why I'd hit him. 1922 01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:51,520 You're going away to Rikers. 1923 01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:56,620 Don't look beef in anger. Thank you very much, beef. 1924 01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:01,200 Now. 1925 01:32:03,780 --> 01:32:07,200 Any tips in the chat there for what I'm doing with this goddamn soup? 1926 01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:14,880 I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse for that son of a bitch Nougie. 1927 01:32:15,600 --> 01:32:17,780 Jordan Clamsey. Thank you very much. 1928 01:32:20,700 --> 01:32:21,860 Let's serve this shit. 1929 01:32:21,860 --> 01:32:29,860 Wow! 1930 01:32:29,860 --> 01:32:30,460 Wow! 1931 01:32:32,260 --> 01:32:33,300 We did it! 1932 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:37,440 Ryan Job 62. 1933 01:32:38,360 --> 01:32:40,620 Thank you very much, Ryan Job. 1934 01:32:43,400 --> 01:32:44,560 Johnny Wilson. 1935 01:32:44,880 --> 01:32:46,020 Back with a warrant. 1936 01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:47,580 Thank you so much. 1937 01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:49,160 You're a cool cat. 1938 01:32:49,860 --> 01:32:50,780 I appreciate it. 1939 01:32:50,780 --> 01:32:54,780 Charlie Garfield told me all the body is... 1940 01:32:54,780 --> 01:32:55,740 Slingbad to Dingbad. 1941 01:32:58,380 --> 01:32:59,580 It's raw. Thank you. 1942 01:33:02,220 --> 01:33:03,380 Guest complaints. 1943 01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:04,400 Flavors. 1944 01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:05,640 Too much cream. 1945 01:33:05,960 --> 01:33:06,300 None of... 1946 01:33:06,300 --> 01:33:08,180 Oh yeah, we had the same problem last time. 1947 01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:10,000 We probably, in retrospect, 1948 01:33:11,140 --> 01:33:12,680 should have made a new soup. 1949 01:33:13,340 --> 01:33:13,900 Well, fuck it. 1950 01:33:13,900 --> 01:33:15,280 Eddie Duncan's crop. 1951 01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:16,380 Eddie Duncan's crop. 1952 01:33:16,380 --> 01:33:16,440 Eddie Duncan's crop. 1953 01:33:17,240 --> 01:33:18,480 Thank you very much. 1954 01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:18,500 Thank you very much. 1955 01:33:21,500 --> 01:33:21,920 New order. 1956 01:33:22,220 --> 01:33:22,740 Borscht. 1957 01:33:24,180 --> 01:33:25,800 Simple Ukrainian Borscht. 1958 01:33:25,960 --> 01:33:28,420 Okay, we don't know what the recipe is for this shit yet. 1959 01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:29,820 We need to check that shit out. 1960 01:33:30,460 --> 01:33:32,980 Our recipe is sponsored by Dr. Oka, 1961 01:33:33,660 --> 01:33:34,960 Leo Ferret Car, 1962 01:33:35,580 --> 01:33:36,100 Nama, 1963 01:33:37,460 --> 01:33:39,300 Irish Life, 1964 01:33:40,220 --> 01:33:40,920 Borseran. 1965 01:33:41,500 --> 01:33:44,360 Let's take a picture of this goddamn Borscht recipe. 1966 01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:49,900 Because these cats are gonna try and fiddle stick me out of a recipe when it comes to the crunch. 1967 01:33:53,900 --> 01:33:54,380 Now. 1968 01:33:57,880 --> 01:34:00,780 Now I got that recipe on the phone, Fontaine. 1969 01:34:01,660 --> 01:34:05,020 Ain't gonna be no chance of me ruining this meal. 1970 01:34:07,320 --> 01:34:08,560 Thanks for the donation. 1971 01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:09,500 We got warrants. 1972 01:34:09,500 --> 01:34:11,740 Donal skiing or no donal skiing? 1973 01:34:11,960 --> 01:34:17,060 Thank you very much for your kind-hearted, generous, lovely burgeoning tip. 1974 01:34:18,900 --> 01:34:23,800 Sometimes I just stare out the window at the lower Manhattan skyline. 1975 01:34:24,760 --> 01:34:32,960 I wonder what it would be like to not have to cook simple Ukrainian Borscht for some schmuck down below. 1976 01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:34,960 Okay, what do we gotta do here? 1977 01:34:37,620 --> 01:34:38,600 Oh, god damn. 1978 01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:39,500 I wish I would have prepped. 1979 01:34:39,500 --> 01:34:41,420 Why didn't I prep this goddamn soup? 1980 01:34:41,420 --> 01:34:44,380 Why didn't I prep this goddamn soup? 1981 01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:47,320 Chicken broth, thousand mils. 1982 01:34:47,380 --> 01:34:48,460 Salt, 20 grams. 1983 01:34:50,360 --> 01:34:51,720 Okay, first things first. 1984 01:34:52,060 --> 01:34:52,960 Let's get our pot. 1985 01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:56,360 Let's close that microwave oven door. 1986 01:34:59,040 --> 01:35:02,340 Anybody know how to fucking tip this pot here? 1987 01:35:02,340 --> 01:35:12,980 Anybody know how to... 1988 01:35:12,980 --> 01:35:15,580 Shit. 1989 01:35:16,700 --> 01:35:18,440 Our oven is still on. 1990 01:35:19,340 --> 01:35:21,120 I'm gonna turn that cooker off. 1991 01:35:22,700 --> 01:35:23,360 Okay, okay. 1992 01:35:23,360 --> 01:35:23,420 Okay. 1993 01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:28,700 Use the bin. 1994 01:35:29,340 --> 01:35:30,800 Maybe we tip that shit in the bin. 1995 01:35:35,300 --> 01:35:36,320 Oh, it's dumped. 1996 01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:37,000 Nice. 1997 01:35:37,540 --> 01:35:38,040 Thank you. 1998 01:35:38,140 --> 01:35:39,780 Whoever told me to use the bin. 1999 01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:42,460 Right. 2000 01:35:42,620 --> 01:35:43,860 Do we have to wash this shit out? 2001 01:35:48,300 --> 01:35:50,940 Fuck it. Chicken broth, chicken broth, chicken broth. 2002 01:35:56,060 --> 01:35:57,780 Thousand mil of chicken broth. 2003 01:36:02,920 --> 01:36:05,880 I'm trying to look inside the box here. Brow shop. 2004 01:36:07,740 --> 01:36:10,120 Let's buy that chicken broth there. Thank you. 2005 01:36:10,120 --> 01:36:39,080 That's about right. 980 mil will do. 2006 01:36:39,080 --> 01:36:43,320 Put you in the bin, you scum. 2007 01:36:46,940 --> 01:36:50,140 Okay, right. What's next? 2008 01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:54,080 What's next on the agenda? Salt 20 G's. 2009 01:36:58,760 --> 01:37:03,160 Salt 20 G's. Where's the salt? Is that salt? 2010 01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:13,120 You won't make any money buying stuff from your own box, clone. 2011 01:37:13,700 --> 01:37:14,820 I know. Look. 2012 01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:18,540 I can only piss with the cock that I have got. 2013 01:37:19,780 --> 01:37:21,760 So right now, 20 G's of salt. 2014 01:37:31,020 --> 01:37:36,440 Okay. 20 G's of black cracked pepper. 2015 01:37:37,880 --> 01:37:42,020 Cracked black. We got the cracked black here. Let's do this. 2016 01:37:43,020 --> 01:37:46,300 20 G's of cracked black. Cracked black. Let's go. 2017 01:37:48,020 --> 01:37:51,040 That's how I do it in the kitchen back home. 2018 01:37:53,180 --> 01:37:54,980 20 G's of cracked black. 2019 01:37:56,880 --> 01:37:57,760 Let's go. 2020 01:37:58,380 --> 01:38:02,100 I hit the microphone there. That would have created a popping sensation in the ear. 2021 01:38:02,340 --> 01:38:04,380 I am sorry. Fuckin' I do. 2022 01:38:08,380 --> 01:38:09,580 Hoochie coochie. 2023 01:38:12,020 --> 01:38:15,120 Beat wrote 600 G's of beats? 2024 01:38:15,500 --> 01:38:16,600 You gotta be kidding me. 2025 01:38:19,660 --> 01:38:20,380 That's not fuckin'. 2026 01:38:22,380 --> 01:38:24,220 Where's the beats? 2027 01:38:24,620 --> 01:38:24,880 Okay. 2028 01:38:31,240 --> 01:38:31,980 120. 2029 01:38:34,240 --> 01:38:35,400 That's 240. 2030 01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:40,240 360. 2031 01:38:42,040 --> 01:38:44,480 How many do we need? Do we need 600 grams of beats? 2032 01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:53,440 How many beats is it? 2033 01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:57,520 Do we have to cut them? 2034 01:38:57,700 --> 01:39:00,120 Do we have to cut these goddamn beats up before we put them in? 2035 01:39:02,340 --> 01:39:04,140 Should we just throw five beats in there? 2036 01:39:15,780 --> 01:39:18,040 Should we... Do we need to cut those guys up? 2037 01:39:20,980 --> 01:39:22,460 120 G's of onion. 2038 01:39:25,980 --> 01:39:26,500 Potato. 2039 01:39:27,960 --> 01:39:29,240 Well, that's just one onion, right? 2040 01:39:31,740 --> 01:39:33,180 70 G's of carrot. 2041 01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:35,840 That's one carrot. 2042 01:39:37,720 --> 01:39:39,840 80 G's of parsley root. 2043 01:39:43,220 --> 01:39:44,020 That's leaf. 2044 01:39:44,020 --> 01:39:48,240 Do we need root? 2045 01:39:50,040 --> 01:39:51,740 Do we need to buy just a... 2046 01:39:51,740 --> 01:39:52,780 Parsley root? 2047 01:39:54,420 --> 01:39:55,780 Let me put that down there. 2048 01:39:58,320 --> 01:40:00,020 Maybe we can buy... 2049 01:40:00,660 --> 01:40:02,460 Hurry up. Someone's saying, hurry up here. 2050 01:40:08,640 --> 01:40:09,420 Fuck that shit. 2051 01:40:09,540 --> 01:40:11,760 We're just gonna have to go and parsley root this shit up. 2052 01:40:12,720 --> 01:40:13,920 No! Back in there. 2053 01:40:13,920 --> 01:40:19,880 80 grams of parsley root and boil for two minutes. 2054 01:40:20,240 --> 01:40:21,420 Come on, guys! 2055 01:40:21,420 --> 01:40:21,520 Guys! 2056 01:40:27,320 --> 01:40:27,920 Four. 2057 01:40:30,220 --> 01:40:30,820 Six. 2058 01:40:31,300 --> 01:40:31,820 Eight. 2059 01:40:32,220 --> 01:40:32,680 Ten. 2060 01:40:34,940 --> 01:40:35,100 Two. 2061 01:40:35,540 --> 01:40:35,860 Four. 2062 01:40:36,080 --> 01:40:36,500 Six. 2063 01:40:36,940 --> 01:40:37,260 Eight. 2064 01:40:37,620 --> 01:40:37,900 Ten. 2065 01:40:39,220 --> 01:40:39,620 Two. 2066 01:40:39,900 --> 01:40:40,260 Four. 2067 01:40:40,500 --> 01:40:40,880 Six. 2068 01:40:41,380 --> 01:40:41,800 Eight. 2069 01:40:42,120 --> 01:40:42,440 Ten. 2070 01:40:42,440 --> 01:40:45,820 Is this too much parsley? 2071 01:40:47,560 --> 01:40:50,640 Two, four, six, eight, ten. 2072 01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:55,600 Oh my god, no. 2073 01:40:55,740 --> 01:40:56,440 It's parsley root. 2074 01:40:57,160 --> 01:40:57,580 Shit. 2075 01:40:59,820 --> 01:41:01,480 Can we take these goddamn leaves out? 2076 01:41:02,020 --> 01:41:02,580 Overtime. 2077 01:41:04,580 --> 01:41:05,280 Fuck it. 2078 01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:07,140 Serve that shit as it is. 2079 01:41:07,260 --> 01:41:08,580 We ain't got time for this stuff. 2080 01:41:09,320 --> 01:41:10,000 Let's do this. 2081 01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:10,140 Let's do this. 2082 01:41:14,100 --> 01:41:15,120 Back in that shit. 2083 01:41:15,320 --> 01:41:16,720 Maybe we can take the parsley out, right? 2084 01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:17,240 Yeah. 2085 01:41:17,980 --> 01:41:19,140 Get rid of that shit. 2086 01:41:19,920 --> 01:41:20,640 How about that? 2087 01:41:29,080 --> 01:41:30,940 Is it worse to be late with the dish? 2088 01:41:31,360 --> 01:41:32,600 Better late than never, right? 2089 01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:32,680 All right. 2090 01:41:42,040 --> 01:41:43,840 I'm going to leave some parsley in there. 2091 01:41:44,820 --> 01:41:46,960 Then we're going to put some parsley root in there. 2092 01:41:47,580 --> 01:41:50,200 And we're going to boil this shit nice and hot. 2093 01:41:52,140 --> 01:41:53,020 Two minutes. 2094 01:41:55,980 --> 01:41:56,340 Blumenthal. 2095 01:41:56,340 --> 01:41:56,460 Blumenthal. 2096 01:41:56,460 --> 01:41:56,540 Blumenthal. 2097 01:41:56,540 --> 01:42:13,200 300 mil into a deep plate. 2098 01:42:16,780 --> 01:42:20,700 Maybe we can take these goddamn stupid parsley leaves out. 2099 01:42:20,820 --> 01:42:21,220 Yes. 2100 01:42:21,220 --> 01:42:21,320 Yes. 2101 01:42:21,320 --> 01:42:21,380 Yes. 2102 01:42:21,380 --> 01:42:21,380 Yes. 2103 01:42:21,380 --> 01:42:21,380 Yes. 2104 01:42:21,380 --> 01:42:38,760 Oh, my God. 2105 01:42:42,640 --> 01:42:43,900 Let's get this big plate. 2106 01:42:46,020 --> 01:42:48,960 I'm telling you, it's a tough day at the office here in this kitchen. 2107 01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:56,840 We're going to blend it, somebody says anyway, so it's going to be okay. 2108 01:42:56,940 --> 01:42:57,480 Yeah, it's great. 2109 01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:01,960 Thanks for the donation. 2110 01:43:02,180 --> 01:43:02,440 We got more. 2111 01:43:02,440 --> 01:43:04,020 Hey, Bojo's son-in-law. 2112 01:43:04,140 --> 01:43:06,300 Thank you so much, Bojo's son-in-law. 2113 01:43:07,180 --> 01:43:08,240 That's very kind of you. 2114 01:43:13,280 --> 01:43:14,280 Let's have a look here. 2115 01:43:14,280 --> 01:43:14,320 Let's have a look here. 2116 01:43:14,320 --> 01:43:16,040 I think our pot is done, right? 2117 01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:21,640 A watched pot never boils. 2118 01:43:24,460 --> 01:43:25,980 SK, it's a new day. 2119 01:43:26,280 --> 01:43:27,420 Thank you very much. 2120 01:43:27,880 --> 01:43:28,800 God bless you. 2121 01:43:29,340 --> 01:43:30,700 God bless America, too. 2122 01:43:32,840 --> 01:43:34,520 Now, let's pick this shit up. 2123 01:43:35,020 --> 01:43:36,700 Stick it over here. 2124 01:43:37,480 --> 01:43:39,740 We get our blending machine. 2125 01:43:41,240 --> 01:43:42,020 Blending shit. 2126 01:43:46,520 --> 01:43:48,680 Hey, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, boy. 2127 01:43:51,720 --> 01:43:53,480 The hooligan hoolin'. 2128 01:43:55,080 --> 01:43:55,380 Hey. 2129 01:43:56,960 --> 01:43:58,320 How you doing, freecake? 2130 01:43:58,800 --> 01:43:59,820 Thank you very much. 2131 01:44:00,660 --> 01:44:01,700 Thank you very much. 2132 01:44:01,700 --> 01:44:01,700 Thank you very much. 2133 01:44:03,760 --> 01:44:04,940 Thanks for the donation. 2134 01:44:05,160 --> 01:44:05,760 We got more. 2135 01:44:06,100 --> 01:44:07,480 I think we're done with the blend. 2136 01:44:08,180 --> 01:44:08,660 Blendino. 2137 01:44:09,740 --> 01:44:11,840 Stick that blender right over here. 2138 01:44:12,000 --> 01:44:12,760 We can see it. 2139 01:44:13,580 --> 01:44:14,520 Take this soup. 2140 01:44:15,420 --> 01:44:16,180 All of you. 2141 01:44:16,320 --> 01:44:17,060 And drink from it. 2142 01:44:17,360 --> 01:44:18,200 It is my soup. 2143 01:44:18,580 --> 01:44:19,580 I give it up to you. 2144 01:44:20,060 --> 01:44:22,840 This is the soup of the Lord. 2145 01:44:23,460 --> 01:44:25,400 Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling. 2146 01:44:27,080 --> 01:44:29,020 Boston Scientific. 2147 01:44:29,260 --> 01:44:29,680 Thank you. 2148 01:44:30,900 --> 01:44:32,040 Oh, too much. 2149 01:44:33,260 --> 01:44:34,060 Too much. 2150 01:44:35,100 --> 01:44:35,540 But hey. 2151 01:44:35,900 --> 01:44:37,340 We got there in the end, right? 2152 01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:40,640 We got there in the end. 2153 01:44:47,440 --> 01:44:47,980 Cancel- 2154 01:44:47,980 --> 01:44:48,240 Ah. 2155 01:44:49,940 --> 01:44:51,680 Canceled the goddamn dish. 2156 01:44:52,340 --> 01:44:52,660 We made... 2157 01:44:52,660 --> 01:44:52,660 We made... 2158 01:44:52,660 --> 01:44:53,660 We made... 2159 01:44:53,660 --> 01:44:57,720 Son of a bitch canceled the goddamn dish. 2160 01:44:58,420 --> 01:44:59,580 What kind of guy does that? 2161 01:44:59,580 --> 01:45:26,040 Your guest hasn't received his dish 2162 01:45:26,040 --> 01:45:27,400 And has left 2163 01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:29,760 That son of a bitch D'Souza 2164 01:45:29,760 --> 01:45:34,840 I'm sure he'll write something nasty 2165 01:45:34,840 --> 01:45:36,440 On social media 2166 01:45:36,440 --> 01:45:38,920 And the fame of his restaurant 2167 01:45:38,920 --> 01:45:39,920 Of this restaurant 2168 01:45:39,920 --> 01:45:40,900 Will suffer 2169 01:45:40,900 --> 01:45:43,380 Sometimes it's better to serve a dish 2170 01:45:43,380 --> 01:45:45,320 Poorly made than not to serve it all 2171 01:45:45,320 --> 01:45:50,840 Fucked it up, Fontaine 2172 01:45:50,840 --> 01:45:55,100 Thank you very much, Tommy Hulahan 2173 01:45:55,100 --> 01:45:58,420 I'm borscht for Schlug, Boston Scientific 2174 01:45:58,420 --> 01:46:04,140 We should have used the prep time to get off the day 2175 01:46:04,140 --> 01:46:07,460 Heinz Beans 2176 01:46:07,460 --> 01:46:10,640 Thank you very much 2177 01:46:10,640 --> 01:46:11,920 Fuck yourself 2178 01:46:11,920 --> 01:46:14,880 Not you, Heinz Beans, just the soup 2179 01:46:14,880 --> 01:46:17,520 We might need to clean up the kitchen here 2180 01:46:17,520 --> 01:46:19,600 Skip cleaning 2181 01:46:19,600 --> 01:46:21,520 Nah, we need to clean this shit up 2182 01:46:21,520 --> 01:46:23,860 We got a dustpan and brush 2183 01:46:23,860 --> 01:46:26,520 We've ruined this place 2184 01:46:26,520 --> 01:46:30,360 Can we bring the bin around? 2185 01:46:30,360 --> 01:46:33,720 Can we bring the bin to the plate? 2186 01:46:33,960 --> 01:46:36,320 How do we clean this shit? 2187 01:46:36,320 --> 01:46:39,160 Do we need to use a cloth or a rag? 2188 01:46:39,220 --> 01:46:40,540 A sponge or some shit? 2189 01:46:41,680 --> 01:46:42,340 How about that? 2190 01:46:43,400 --> 01:46:43,740 Okay 2191 01:46:43,740 --> 01:46:45,860 Now 2192 01:46:45,860 --> 01:46:54,480 Huh? 2193 01:46:54,480 --> 01:46:58,040 Clean 2194 01:46:58,040 --> 01:47:03,420 Ah, here we go 2195 01:47:03,420 --> 01:47:06,740 Ah, another day 2196 01:47:06,740 --> 01:47:08,740 Another clean floor 2197 01:47:08,740 --> 01:47:11,660 Disgusting 2198 01:47:11,660 --> 01:47:14,100 Hey, if you don't keep a clean kitchen 2199 01:47:14,100 --> 01:47:17,020 Place is gonna become a shithole, right? 2200 01:47:18,020 --> 01:47:18,960 Put that in there 2201 01:47:18,960 --> 01:47:22,180 Actually, we spilled some soup over here 2202 01:47:22,180 --> 01:47:24,060 We might as well go and clean this shit up, too 2203 01:47:24,060 --> 01:47:26,400 Ah 2204 01:47:26,400 --> 01:47:29,640 Another day, another 2205 01:47:29,640 --> 01:47:31,700 Another sponge 2206 01:47:31,700 --> 01:47:33,880 On the counter of life 2207 01:47:33,880 --> 01:47:38,960 One minute forty-eight cleaning phase 2208 01:47:38,960 --> 01:47:39,800 Time left 2209 01:47:39,800 --> 01:47:41,700 Come on 2210 01:47:41,700 --> 01:47:50,720 What about this shit? 2211 01:47:51,260 --> 01:47:52,440 Clean these feathers up 2212 01:47:52,440 --> 01:47:55,020 Parsley 2213 01:47:55,020 --> 01:47:55,740 We can use them 2214 01:47:55,740 --> 01:47:57,360 Save those parsley leaves for later 2215 01:47:57,360 --> 01:48:02,020 Any more spillages? 2216 01:48:02,360 --> 01:48:02,660 No? 2217 01:48:02,660 --> 01:48:04,340 We can leave this shit over here 2218 01:48:04,340 --> 01:48:07,000 Thanks, but no thanks 2219 01:48:07,000 --> 01:48:09,200 We'll save you for later 2220 01:48:09,200 --> 01:48:11,160 We'll put you in the fridge 2221 01:48:11,160 --> 01:48:15,500 Open sesame 2222 01:48:15,500 --> 01:48:16,280 Come on 2223 01:48:16,280 --> 01:48:18,400 Tomato needs to go in the fridge here 2224 01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:22,360 Oh, pick up the pieces 2225 01:48:22,360 --> 01:48:24,920 What the hell is this? 2226 01:48:25,040 --> 01:48:25,960 Look, we got a brush 2227 01:48:25,960 --> 01:48:28,600 Oh, yeah 2228 01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:31,040 Now 2229 01:48:31,040 --> 01:48:37,540 This shit is 2230 01:48:37,540 --> 01:48:38,880 Where do you get this? 2231 01:48:39,020 --> 01:48:40,000 Two euro land? 2232 01:48:40,620 --> 01:48:47,080 This is a joke 2233 01:48:47,080 --> 01:48:49,620 This machine is a joke, Fontaine 2234 01:48:49,620 --> 01:48:53,240 I'll put you back where you belong 2235 01:48:53,240 --> 01:48:54,780 In your little holder there 2236 01:48:54,780 --> 01:48:57,820 We're gonna have to pick these up individually 2237 01:48:57,820 --> 01:48:58,360 In front 2238 01:48:58,360 --> 01:49:00,380 Oh, we're gonna fucking bend individually 2239 01:49:00,380 --> 01:49:03,960 Hey, we got more broken plate 2240 01:49:03,960 --> 01:49:05,380 Than a Greek wedding over here 2241 01:49:05,380 --> 01:49:15,580 I say we got more broken plate than a Greek wedding over here 2242 01:49:15,580 --> 01:49:26,040 You're going away to Rikers 2243 01:49:26,040 --> 01:49:29,140 Pickled onions, thank you 2244 01:49:29,140 --> 01:49:30,040 You're going away to Rikers 2245 01:49:30,040 --> 01:49:30,940 Yeah, you did it 2246 01:49:30,940 --> 01:49:31,960 A food critic wants to 2247 01:49:31,960 --> 01:49:33,360 The critic is here 2248 01:49:33,360 --> 01:49:34,640 Focus on his order score 2249 01:49:34,640 --> 01:49:35,700 At least four stars 2250 01:49:35,700 --> 01:49:36,920 Passed his exam 2251 01:49:36,920 --> 01:49:40,340 Okay, let's do this 2252 01:49:40,340 --> 01:49:41,380 We got a food critic 2253 01:49:41,380 --> 01:49:42,260 Critic 2254 01:49:42,260 --> 01:49:44,720 Tomorrow we're getting inspected 2255 01:49:44,720 --> 01:49:49,340 It's a great chance to raise our fame game 2256 01:49:49,340 --> 01:49:50,380 This is gonna be 2257 01:49:50,380 --> 01:49:51,360 Look 2258 01:49:51,360 --> 01:49:54,260 Today is gonna be 2259 01:49:54,260 --> 01:49:57,460 A complete hardball 2260 01:49:57,460 --> 01:50:00,100 I don't know how it's gonna come off 2261 01:50:00,100 --> 01:50:02,780 I've been working the kitchen for two days now 2262 01:50:02,780 --> 01:50:04,440 All I know how to do 2263 01:50:04,440 --> 01:50:06,120 Is make trout 2264 01:50:06,120 --> 01:50:07,740 Salmon dons 2265 01:50:07,740 --> 01:50:08,880 Borscht 2266 01:50:08,880 --> 01:50:09,780 Tomato soup 2267 01:50:09,780 --> 01:50:12,320 If this critic comes into my restaurant 2268 01:50:12,320 --> 01:50:14,440 Looking for something special 2269 01:50:14,440 --> 01:50:15,600 I'm goosed 2270 01:50:15,600 --> 01:50:16,780 I don't know what to do 2271 01:50:16,780 --> 01:50:17,880 My goose is cooked 2272 01:50:17,880 --> 01:50:25,500 Choose skills 2273 01:50:25,500 --> 01:50:30,000 Level up 2274 01:50:30,000 --> 01:50:31,540 Cheaper product 2275 01:50:31,540 --> 01:50:32,360 Cook a goose 2276 01:50:32,360 --> 01:50:34,780 Thomas Fox says cook a goose 2277 01:50:34,780 --> 01:50:35,400 We don't have that 2278 01:50:35,400 --> 01:50:35,800 Dish 2279 01:50:35,800 --> 01:50:36,820 Income boost 2280 01:50:47,320 --> 01:50:48,540 Let's have a look here 2281 01:50:48,540 --> 01:50:52,200 This is boring 2282 01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:53,420 This bit is boring 2283 01:50:53,420 --> 01:50:59,420 Let's go for cheaper products 2284 01:50:59,420 --> 01:51:03,540 Pardon me there 2285 01:51:03,540 --> 01:51:06,300 Let's go for 2286 01:51:06,300 --> 01:51:10,360 Let's go for another 2287 01:51:10,360 --> 01:51:12,200 Level that shit up there 2288 01:51:12,200 --> 01:51:13,640 Dishing gum boost 2289 01:51:13,640 --> 01:51:14,880 Oh, we can't do that 2290 01:51:14,880 --> 01:51:16,280 Do that 2291 01:51:16,280 --> 01:51:17,500 Do that 2292 01:51:17,500 --> 01:51:18,360 There we go 2293 01:51:18,360 --> 01:51:19,580 Start the next day 2294 01:51:19,580 --> 01:51:22,100 Right 2295 01:51:22,100 --> 01:51:23,960 Let's do this 2296 01:51:23,960 --> 01:51:27,940 Today is a great opportunity 2297 01:51:27,940 --> 01:51:29,980 To demonstrate your amazing skills 2298 01:51:29,980 --> 01:51:31,140 Hope you are ready 2299 01:51:31,140 --> 01:51:32,480 Within an hour 2300 01:51:32,480 --> 01:51:34,140 We'll be open for beers 2301 01:51:34,140 --> 01:51:36,560 Use that time to get ready for work 2302 01:51:36,560 --> 01:51:37,920 I had the food critic 2303 01:51:37,920 --> 01:51:39,240 We'll be here in four hours 2304 01:51:39,240 --> 01:51:40,320 Very nice 2305 01:51:40,320 --> 01:51:42,260 Very, very nice 2306 01:51:42,260 --> 01:51:43,720 Okay, let's empty this shit 2307 01:51:43,720 --> 01:51:47,440 Maybe we can tip that down 2308 01:51:47,440 --> 01:51:48,320 The bin here, right? 2309 01:51:49,040 --> 01:51:49,320 Huh? 2310 01:51:50,640 --> 01:51:51,080 No? 2311 01:51:55,260 --> 01:51:55,680 Dump 2312 01:51:55,680 --> 01:51:56,940 Oh, we can't 2313 01:51:56,940 --> 01:51:57,980 Do we have to clean this? 2314 01:51:59,980 --> 01:52:01,060 I ain't too bothered 2315 01:52:01,060 --> 01:52:02,120 About cleaning shit 2316 01:52:02,120 --> 01:52:05,300 Deep plate basic 2317 01:52:05,300 --> 01:52:06,320 We'll put that back 2318 01:52:06,320 --> 01:52:07,940 Where it belongs 2319 01:52:07,940 --> 01:52:15,200 Finish cleaning 2320 01:52:15,200 --> 01:52:15,700 Dump 2321 01:52:15,700 --> 01:52:16,020 Okay 2322 01:52:16,020 --> 01:52:17,560 The inspector is coming 2323 01:52:17,560 --> 01:52:20,160 Hopefully we don't have any rats 2324 01:52:20,160 --> 01:52:23,060 Why did I smash that soup off the wall? 2325 01:52:23,160 --> 01:52:25,640 It was a blind rage 2326 01:52:25,640 --> 01:52:27,280 Which shouldn't have happened 2327 01:52:27,280 --> 01:52:28,720 Mr. Inspector 2328 01:52:28,720 --> 01:52:30,820 The inspector deck 2329 01:52:30,820 --> 01:52:32,400 He sit there 2330 01:52:32,400 --> 01:52:33,040 He watch you 2331 01:52:33,040 --> 01:52:33,580 Know you 2332 01:52:33,580 --> 01:52:35,100 He knows you're lying 2333 01:52:35,100 --> 01:52:36,300 Because he's an inspector, right? 2334 01:52:36,840 --> 01:52:38,080 He's seeing you play yourself 2335 01:52:38,080 --> 01:52:38,840 And all that shit 2336 01:52:38,840 --> 01:52:41,180 He sends you to court after that 2337 01:52:41,180 --> 01:52:42,860 Because he's the inspector 2338 01:52:42,860 --> 01:52:46,560 He's a psychopathic thinker 2339 01:52:46,560 --> 01:52:46,960 That's the 2340 01:52:46,960 --> 01:52:47,920 That's baby you 2341 01:52:47,920 --> 01:52:49,560 Okay 2342 01:52:49,560 --> 01:52:54,280 Let's go 2343 01:52:54,280 --> 01:52:54,540 Let's go 2344 01:52:54,540 --> 01:52:55,660 Put that shit in there 2345 01:52:55,660 --> 01:52:57,480 Pick the fish up off the floor 2346 01:52:57,480 --> 01:52:58,760 Is there any more fish on the floor? 2347 01:52:58,820 --> 01:52:59,720 I don't think there is 2348 01:52:59,720 --> 01:53:01,660 We need to get this cloth 2349 01:53:01,660 --> 01:53:04,160 Get rid of this goddamn 2350 01:53:04,160 --> 01:53:05,880 Borscht 2351 01:53:05,880 --> 01:53:08,000 That we put down on the floor there 2352 01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:10,060 Look officer 2353 01:53:10,060 --> 01:53:10,680 It was a 2354 01:53:10,680 --> 01:53:13,220 It was a blind rage 2355 01:53:13,220 --> 01:53:14,100 Of Borscht 2356 01:53:14,100 --> 01:53:18,000 What can I say? 2357 01:53:19,320 --> 01:53:21,240 I make a mean Borscht 2358 01:53:21,240 --> 01:53:27,020 Put that shit over there 2359 01:53:27,020 --> 01:53:28,740 Back in that sink 2360 01:53:28,740 --> 01:53:32,580 Clean 2361 01:53:32,580 --> 01:53:33,840 Do we clean this shit? 2362 01:53:34,240 --> 01:53:34,580 Dump 2363 01:53:34,580 --> 01:53:36,720 I suppose when you take a dump 2364 01:53:36,720 --> 01:53:38,900 It automatically cleans the shit 2365 01:53:38,900 --> 01:53:39,920 I have to play it anyway 2366 01:53:39,920 --> 01:53:41,740 Dump this 2367 01:53:41,740 --> 01:53:43,840 Dump 2368 01:53:43,840 --> 01:53:50,340 Okay 2369 01:53:50,340 --> 01:53:51,500 We still left the oven on? 2370 01:53:51,560 --> 01:53:52,200 We have 2371 01:53:52,200 --> 01:53:53,280 Jesus Christ 2372 01:53:53,280 --> 01:53:55,440 We're lucky to still be alive 2373 01:53:55,440 --> 01:54:00,840 We don't want to do that 2374 01:54:00,840 --> 01:54:02,360 All we want to do is pick that up 2375 01:54:02,360 --> 01:54:03,580 Put that over here 2376 01:54:03,580 --> 01:54:06,140 Go back, go back, go back 2377 01:54:06,140 --> 01:54:09,420 Okay 2378 01:54:09,420 --> 01:54:10,960 Fish on the floor 2379 01:54:10,960 --> 01:54:12,820 Parsley and thyme 2380 01:54:12,820 --> 01:54:16,040 Bit of a plate there 2381 01:54:16,040 --> 01:54:18,980 Stick that in the box 2382 01:54:18,980 --> 01:54:20,620 The box of life 2383 01:54:20,620 --> 01:54:23,340 Parsley leaf 2384 01:54:23,340 --> 01:54:25,140 In you go 2385 01:54:25,140 --> 01:54:28,040 Be a lot handy if we had a dustpan and brush 2386 01:54:28,040 --> 01:54:30,260 Restaurant is open 2387 01:54:30,260 --> 01:54:31,780 We got in the water 2388 01:54:31,780 --> 01:54:33,780 We got some soup down here 2389 01:54:33,780 --> 01:54:35,640 Tomato soup 2390 01:54:35,640 --> 01:54:38,080 Just like Pop used to make 2391 01:54:38,080 --> 01:54:40,720 Now we get our pot 2392 01:54:40,720 --> 01:54:42,820 We fill that shit to the brim 2393 01:54:42,820 --> 01:54:47,540 With a nice big jug of broth 2394 01:54:47,540 --> 01:54:49,280 Today's menu 2395 01:54:49,280 --> 01:54:51,740 Today's recipe guide is brought to you 2396 01:54:51,740 --> 01:54:53,540 By Virgin Media 1 2397 01:54:53,540 --> 01:54:57,160 Leonardo Varadkar 2398 01:54:57,160 --> 01:54:59,660 The Irish presidential hopeful 2399 01:54:59,660 --> 01:55:01,920 Chicken broth 2400 01:55:01,920 --> 01:55:03,320 700 millis 2401 01:55:03,320 --> 01:55:07,200 700 milliliters 2402 01:55:07,200 --> 01:55:10,000 Of sensualized chicken broth 2403 01:55:10,000 --> 01:55:11,460 I think we can do that 2404 01:55:11,460 --> 01:55:15,940 Chicken, chicken 2405 01:55:15,940 --> 01:55:19,840 Why did the chicken cross the road, Fontaine? 2406 01:55:20,640 --> 01:55:22,380 Because he wanted some broth 2407 01:55:22,380 --> 01:55:25,960 Now liquid snake 2408 01:55:25,960 --> 01:55:27,500 Chicken broth by 2409 01:55:27,500 --> 01:55:31,060 Bring that shit over to the pot 2410 01:55:31,060 --> 01:55:32,900 Chamber made 2411 01:55:32,900 --> 01:55:35,920 Now bring that over here 2412 01:55:35,920 --> 01:55:38,120 Tip her in 2413 01:55:38,120 --> 01:55:47,320 700 mills, Fontaine 2414 01:55:47,320 --> 01:55:49,500 Otherwise you're gonna be drinking 2415 01:55:49,500 --> 01:55:50,700 Gaspacho 2416 01:55:50,700 --> 01:55:53,940 Down in Sang-Q Soup Kitchen 2417 01:55:53,940 --> 01:55:57,220 Okay 2418 01:55:57,220 --> 01:56:00,460 What else do we put in that shit? 2419 01:56:00,580 --> 01:56:03,380 I keep forgetting the recipe here, guys 2420 01:56:03,380 --> 01:56:04,180 I'm gonna have to remember 2421 01:56:04,180 --> 01:56:05,160 There's a recipe here 2422 01:56:05,160 --> 01:56:10,060 Fucking food credit's gonna blow my beans 2423 01:56:10,060 --> 01:56:12,240 Salt 12 2424 01:56:12,240 --> 01:56:13,460 Black pepper 12 2425 01:56:13,460 --> 01:56:14,540 Cayenne 6 2426 01:56:14,540 --> 01:56:15,820 Tomato 960 2427 01:56:15,820 --> 01:56:17,460 This is a lot of shit, Fontaine 2428 01:56:17,460 --> 01:56:18,340 Why didn't you take the 2429 01:56:18,340 --> 01:56:20,340 The recipe down before 2430 01:56:20,340 --> 01:56:22,020 We fucking started this shit? 2431 01:56:22,020 --> 01:56:34,240 Somewhere 2432 01:56:34,240 --> 01:56:37,600 Somewhere 2433 01:56:37,600 --> 01:56:38,600 Beyond the salt 2434 01:56:38,600 --> 01:56:41,140 Somewhere 2435 01:56:41,140 --> 01:56:44,480 Waiting for you 2436 01:56:44,480 --> 01:56:47,300 Let's have a look 2437 01:56:47,300 --> 01:56:47,300 Let's have a look 2438 01:56:47,300 --> 01:56:48,800 How much salt we got in that shit 2439 01:56:48,800 --> 01:56:50,200 Does it tell you? 2440 01:56:52,860 --> 01:56:53,720 Oh fuck 2441 01:56:53,720 --> 01:56:57,980 Did anybody see how much salt I put in there? 2442 01:56:59,780 --> 01:57:01,460 We're gonna have to estimate here 2443 01:57:01,460 --> 01:57:16,020 Anthony Fontaine, Anthony Fontaine. 2444 01:57:19,980 --> 01:57:21,620 Fuck it, that's enough. 2445 01:57:22,160 --> 01:57:22,800 I don't care. 2446 01:57:29,320 --> 01:57:31,320 Garlic bread, Fontaine. 2447 01:57:31,780 --> 01:57:33,560 Do you know anything about that guy, bread? 2448 01:57:34,460 --> 01:57:36,380 You've been keeping his garlic in your press? 2449 01:57:37,640 --> 01:57:38,480 Okay, okay. 2450 01:57:38,740 --> 01:57:40,820 Stop fucking around and be a man. 2451 01:57:41,960 --> 01:57:42,920 Let's do this. 2452 01:57:46,880 --> 01:57:48,940 I think I put too much salt in there. 2453 01:57:48,940 --> 01:57:50,020 Black pepper 12. 2454 01:57:50,340 --> 01:57:52,700 I think I really put a lot of salt in there. 2455 01:57:53,680 --> 01:57:55,500 It's going to taste like shit now. 2456 01:57:57,140 --> 01:57:58,900 12 black peppercorns. 2457 01:58:00,700 --> 01:58:10,080 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 2458 01:58:10,660 --> 01:58:11,300 Thank you. 2459 01:58:12,000 --> 01:58:12,860 No thanks. 2460 01:58:14,320 --> 01:58:15,380 Cayenne pepper powder. 2461 01:58:16,160 --> 01:58:19,100 We got some of that cayenne pepper powder over here. 2462 01:58:19,500 --> 01:58:20,960 We need 12 grams of that shit. 2463 01:58:21,040 --> 01:58:26,480 6, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 grams. 2464 01:58:26,540 --> 01:58:27,100 Too much. 2465 01:58:27,320 --> 01:58:28,800 It's going to have a bit of spice to it. 2466 01:58:30,400 --> 01:58:38,040 radish. We don't need that shit. Tomatoes. 960 grams of tomatoes. We have another tomato 2467 01:58:38,040 --> 01:58:53,300 over there, right? Okay, chat. Each tomato is 120 grams. We need 960 tomatoes in this 2468 01:58:53,300 --> 01:59:01,300 pot. How many tomatoes do we need to throw in? 120 grams of tomato. Total, we need 960. Is 2469 01:59:01,300 --> 01:59:11,860 that eight tomatoes? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. And we got one of those shits 2470 01:59:11,860 --> 01:59:19,080 in the fridge. So we'll put that back over here. Bud Bacharach. Open the fridge. Hey, 2471 01:59:19,080 --> 01:59:30,440 presto. Tommy tomato. Fresh from Tommy Houlihan's boiler room pantry. Now, one onion, which is 2472 01:59:30,440 --> 01:59:40,560 French for onion. Do that. Someone said slice those toms. We're going to blend them shits. 2473 01:59:40,560 --> 01:59:49,320 Don't worry about that. Boil for a minute. This prick is going to love this soup. It's going 2474 01:59:49,320 --> 01:59:55,460 to make, it's going to blow his mind. He's going to blow the beans when he, when he knows what 2475 01:59:55,460 --> 02:00:02,660 I mean, when he eats, when he eats what I've been cooking. Boil that shit up to a nice broth. 2476 02:00:05,040 --> 02:00:13,540 Tommy tomato just got out of Rikers. Sour cream. Sour cream. 2477 02:00:20,400 --> 02:00:47,760 The fuck? Someone's just ordered another thing. Someone has just ordered another thing there. We've got two minutes left. Come on. I hope that inspector doesn't come in and swab the counter for prints because I've been fucking up. We stack plates. Fuck that shit. We put that back there. Good guys. 2478 02:00:47,760 --> 02:01:15,380 I think I saw some parsley. I think I saw some parsley. A sprig of parsley on one of the dishes there. We need to clean that shit up. There's too much there. Look at this. Boy, oh boy. We're in for a goddamn lecture. If our main guy comes back and sees this. Come on, sugar. 2479 02:01:15,380 --> 02:01:37,120 That's great stuff. Let's bring you over here. Put you back on there. Let you cook for another little bit. I'm going to throw that in there just for the laugh. 2480 02:01:37,120 --> 02:01:55,640 There we go. Let's see how that goes. Let's get our big, big dish. Big plate. Smash that shit. Watch what you're doing. 2481 02:01:58,580 --> 02:02:09,960 Let's put it down there. Let's put it down there. Okay, okay, okay, okay. We're ready to go. We're ready to go. We're ready to go. Come on. 2482 02:02:19,660 --> 02:02:28,340 Lovely. Okay. Careful, careful. 300 mils, right? 350 mil. 2483 02:02:38,880 --> 02:02:41,680 Shit. Shit. Shit. 2484 02:02:56,640 --> 02:02:57,960 Son of a bitch. 2485 02:02:59,000 --> 02:03:01,980 That critic, that Hugh Fearnley winning stall, 2486 02:03:02,160 --> 02:03:06,100 is he A.A. Gill, or fucking Heston Blumenthal? 2487 02:03:08,180 --> 02:03:10,380 Heston Winningstall or some shit? 2488 02:03:10,540 --> 02:03:11,720 Food critic. 2489 02:03:13,620 --> 02:03:14,740 Michael Winner? 2490 02:03:15,260 --> 02:03:17,040 He only gave me two stars. 2491 02:03:25,000 --> 02:03:26,760 Looks like shit, Fontaine. 2492 02:03:31,140 --> 02:03:33,060 Flavors. All of these flavors. 2493 02:03:34,380 --> 02:03:35,640 He didn't want parsley? 2494 02:03:35,640 --> 02:03:37,840 That was my special quip. 2495 02:03:37,840 --> 02:03:40,920 Not enough cream. 2496 02:03:41,100 --> 02:03:44,300 Oh, we forgot the goddamn cream. 2497 02:03:49,080 --> 02:03:50,380 Chicken broth. 2498 02:03:52,260 --> 02:03:53,880 There wasn't enough of that, apparently, 2499 02:03:54,080 --> 02:03:56,800 even though I put plenty of that shit in. 2500 02:03:58,600 --> 02:04:00,400 Wrong amount of product. 2501 02:04:00,400 --> 02:04:00,480 Wrong amount of product. 2502 02:04:06,480 --> 02:04:06,960 Okay. 2503 02:04:09,240 --> 02:04:10,220 Let's do this. 2504 02:04:13,020 --> 02:04:14,140 That was a fuck up. 2505 02:04:14,140 --> 02:04:15,260 That was a fuck up, but it won't happen again. 2506 02:04:15,700 --> 02:04:18,840 Salmon steak on boiled pots. 2507 02:04:24,680 --> 02:04:25,460 Pickled onions. 2508 02:04:25,580 --> 02:04:26,480 Thank you very much. 2509 02:04:27,060 --> 02:04:28,780 And Heinz beans brothel. 2510 02:04:29,280 --> 02:04:29,900 Thank you very much. 2511 02:04:29,900 --> 02:04:30,400 Thank you very much, though. 2512 02:04:32,460 --> 02:04:32,860 Okay. 2513 02:04:33,080 --> 02:04:33,360 Okay. 2514 02:04:33,360 --> 02:04:33,420 Okay. 2515 02:04:33,420 --> 02:04:33,740 Okay. 2516 02:04:33,740 --> 02:04:33,800 Okay. 2517 02:04:35,000 --> 02:04:36,480 Salmon steak boiled pots. 2518 02:04:36,580 --> 02:04:37,460 We know what we're doing here. 2519 02:04:37,520 --> 02:04:39,140 We made this a thousand times. 2520 02:04:39,240 --> 02:04:40,200 This is for the food critic. 2521 02:04:45,320 --> 02:04:46,200 Time dried. 2522 02:04:46,200 --> 02:04:51,200 I'm pretty sure that, uh... 2523 02:04:51,200 --> 02:04:56,580 Don't forget about the food critic. 2524 02:04:56,700 --> 02:04:57,400 Time's running out. 2525 02:04:57,660 --> 02:04:58,620 You're fucking telling me. 2526 02:04:58,680 --> 02:05:00,300 I'm trying to make this as fast as I can here. 2527 02:05:01,440 --> 02:05:03,640 Taking a snap of my goddamn meal. 2528 02:05:03,740 --> 02:05:05,520 Because I don't have the recipe to hand. 2529 02:05:05,940 --> 02:05:06,720 Salmon steak. 2530 02:05:09,840 --> 02:05:10,320 Okay. 2531 02:05:10,380 --> 02:05:11,320 Let's do this, Fentain. 2532 02:05:12,400 --> 02:05:13,180 Let's do this. 2533 02:05:13,240 --> 02:05:14,060 Salmon fillet. 2534 02:05:15,280 --> 02:05:16,280 Seasoned with... 2535 02:05:16,280 --> 02:05:20,600 Seasoned with five grams of salt. 2536 02:05:25,680 --> 02:05:27,260 Let's turn this volume up here. 2537 02:05:27,320 --> 02:05:28,540 I can't hear a goddamn thing. 2538 02:05:28,540 --> 02:05:35,420 Seasoned with five grams of salt. 2539 02:05:35,540 --> 02:05:35,900 Where are you? 2540 02:05:38,820 --> 02:05:41,140 One, two, three, four, five. 2541 02:05:41,460 --> 02:05:42,140 Thank you. 2542 02:05:45,020 --> 02:05:46,180 Five black pepper. 2543 02:05:48,900 --> 02:05:52,200 One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. 2544 02:05:53,600 --> 02:05:55,460 I was reading about the, uh... 2545 02:05:55,460 --> 02:05:58,160 conquest of the new world there the other day. 2546 02:05:58,160 --> 02:06:03,520 And, uh, the, uh... 2547 02:06:03,520 --> 02:06:05,160 The sons of a bitches... 2548 02:06:05,160 --> 02:06:07,600 Went over and took the land. 2549 02:06:09,040 --> 02:06:11,000 They invented smallpox. 2550 02:06:11,760 --> 02:06:12,620 Bro, made that. 2551 02:06:12,760 --> 02:06:13,320 Killed everyone. 2552 02:06:14,040 --> 02:06:17,540 Then they got slaves over from another part of the world. 2553 02:06:17,920 --> 02:06:21,160 Made them grow tobacco, sugar cane... 2554 02:06:21,160 --> 02:06:23,160 And then peppercorns. 2555 02:06:23,160 --> 02:06:24,160 And then peppercorns. 2556 02:06:24,380 --> 02:06:25,120 Cayenne pepper. 2557 02:06:26,240 --> 02:06:26,680 Okay. 2558 02:06:26,720 --> 02:06:28,140 We need to put this shit into a pan. 2559 02:06:29,140 --> 02:06:29,600 Bam. 2560 02:06:30,460 --> 02:06:31,800 Take that guy off there. 2561 02:06:31,860 --> 02:06:32,780 We've got him for later. 2562 02:06:32,880 --> 02:06:34,360 In case anybody wants more soup. 2563 02:06:34,420 --> 02:06:35,160 Although... 2564 02:06:35,160 --> 02:06:36,320 It's been tainted now. 2565 02:06:36,460 --> 02:06:38,460 That goddamn parsley I put into it. 2566 02:06:39,140 --> 02:06:40,300 Food critic says no. 2567 02:06:41,480 --> 02:06:43,120 Food critic did not like that. 2568 02:06:45,120 --> 02:06:47,240 Sunflower oil. 2569 02:06:51,240 --> 02:06:52,200 Shit. 2570 02:07:01,420 --> 02:07:02,900 That should do. 2571 02:07:03,800 --> 02:07:04,820 That should do. 2572 02:07:07,280 --> 02:07:08,440 That's nearly doing. 2573 02:07:08,700 --> 02:07:09,580 That's nearly doing. 2574 02:07:09,980 --> 02:07:11,960 Fill that with a liter of water, right? 2575 02:07:11,960 --> 02:07:15,920 Wrong. 2576 02:07:16,340 --> 02:07:17,220 Wrong. 2577 02:07:17,620 --> 02:07:17,960 Wrong. 2578 02:07:18,340 --> 02:07:18,760 Wrong. 2579 02:07:18,900 --> 02:07:19,060 Wrong. 2580 02:07:19,060 --> 02:07:19,120 Wrong. 2581 02:07:26,260 --> 02:07:27,220 Right. 2582 02:07:31,660 --> 02:07:33,260 Turn that shit off. 2583 02:07:33,260 --> 02:07:34,260 Wrong. 2584 02:07:44,640 --> 02:07:45,320 Blend. 2585 02:07:45,820 --> 02:07:46,300 The fuck? 2586 02:07:46,480 --> 02:07:47,120 Is that done? 2587 02:07:48,440 --> 02:07:49,580 I think that's done. 2588 02:07:51,640 --> 02:07:53,920 Stick our goddamn spuds in there. 2589 02:08:01,920 --> 02:08:10,740 Says to boil these shits, but it doesn't say not to add salt, but I would always add salt when I'm cooking spud. 2590 02:08:11,480 --> 02:08:12,580 Oh, it does say to add salt. 2591 02:08:12,660 --> 02:08:13,720 20 grams of salt. 2592 02:08:14,940 --> 02:08:16,280 20 grams of salt. 2593 02:08:17,280 --> 02:08:18,360 Our fridge door is open. 2594 02:08:18,460 --> 02:08:19,360 We got an inspector. 2595 02:08:19,360 --> 02:08:19,480 We got an inspector. 2596 02:08:25,980 --> 02:08:26,840 Flip the fish. 2597 02:08:26,940 --> 02:08:28,380 Someone's telling me to flip the fish. 2598 02:08:28,460 --> 02:08:29,760 I don't know how to flip the fish. 2599 02:08:30,580 --> 02:08:42,060 Flip the fish. 2600 02:08:42,120 --> 02:08:43,080 Can you flip the fish? 2601 02:08:49,080 --> 02:08:50,600 Can you flip the fish, anyone? 2602 02:08:50,740 --> 02:08:53,640 Can you please tell me, can you flip the fish? 2603 02:08:58,140 --> 02:08:58,960 Okay, we're burning. 2604 02:08:58,960 --> 02:08:59,020 We're burning. 2605 02:08:59,020 --> 02:08:59,460 We're burning. 2606 02:08:59,460 --> 02:09:00,460 We're burning. 2607 02:09:11,460 --> 02:09:12,180 Spatula. 2608 02:09:12,300 --> 02:09:14,580 Someone says use a spatula for the fish flipping. 2609 02:09:20,580 --> 02:09:21,180 Spatula. 2610 02:09:26,940 --> 02:09:28,000 Okay, rotate. 2611 02:09:38,000 --> 02:09:39,260 Yeah, there we go. 2612 02:09:44,400 --> 02:09:45,580 Put you back there. 2613 02:09:45,580 --> 02:09:49,720 Close that door. 2614 02:09:51,940 --> 02:09:52,980 Hey, we're cooking. 2615 02:09:57,480 --> 02:09:58,720 Pick these shits up. 2616 02:10:05,000 --> 02:10:06,060 Thank you very much. 2617 02:10:06,100 --> 02:10:07,560 Whoever said use the Spatula. 2618 02:10:11,560 --> 02:10:13,240 And we're done. 2619 02:10:13,920 --> 02:10:15,120 Put you on that one. 2620 02:10:15,280 --> 02:10:16,200 Turn the heat off. 2621 02:10:19,080 --> 02:10:19,880 Come on. 2622 02:10:20,700 --> 02:10:21,540 Get a big plate. 2623 02:10:21,920 --> 02:10:22,900 Get ready for this shit. 2624 02:10:35,420 --> 02:10:35,900 Okay. 2625 02:10:35,900 --> 02:10:36,040 Okay. 2626 02:10:36,040 --> 02:10:36,080 Okay. 2627 02:10:36,080 --> 02:10:36,080 Okay. 2628 02:10:36,080 --> 02:10:36,080 Okay. 2629 02:10:36,080 --> 02:10:52,880 That's it 2630 02:10:52,880 --> 02:10:56,880 That's it 2631 02:10:56,880 --> 02:10:59,660 We're doing good 2632 02:10:59,660 --> 02:11:13,560 The son of a bitch critic is gonna enjoy this 2633 02:11:13,560 --> 02:11:15,680 I can feel it in my piss 2634 02:11:15,680 --> 02:11:20,180 Hurry up 2635 02:11:20,180 --> 02:11:22,540 Are we done? 2636 02:11:28,860 --> 02:11:31,540 Hey, we're trying to cook down here 2637 02:11:31,540 --> 02:11:38,860 I would really like to eat some salmon 2638 02:11:38,860 --> 02:11:39,720 Boiled potato 2639 02:11:39,720 --> 02:11:40,620 Yes 2640 02:11:40,620 --> 02:11:43,660 Thank you 2641 02:11:43,660 --> 02:11:46,700 We got a good rep for that shit 2642 02:11:46,700 --> 02:11:48,460 Guess complaints 2643 02:11:48,460 --> 02:11:50,180 Too much oil 2644 02:11:50,180 --> 02:11:52,960 I thought I put one milliliter less 2645 02:11:52,960 --> 02:11:57,480 Heating mistakes 2646 02:11:57,480 --> 02:11:59,120 Shut your mouth 2647 02:11:59,120 --> 02:12:00,960 Maybe I seared 2648 02:12:00,960 --> 02:12:02,160 I overseered 2649 02:12:02,160 --> 02:12:04,900 The salmon dawn on one side 2650 02:12:04,900 --> 02:12:06,220 Perfect 2651 02:12:06,220 --> 02:12:10,120 We didn't pass 2652 02:12:10,120 --> 02:12:11,600 You need more experience 2653 02:12:11,600 --> 02:12:14,260 No one said it be easy 2654 02:12:14,260 --> 02:12:15,640 This time will affect our fame 2655 02:12:15,640 --> 02:12:17,280 I'm sure you'll make it back in no time 2656 02:12:17,280 --> 02:12:17,860 Yeah, I'll be 2657 02:12:17,860 --> 02:12:18,860 I'll be making it back 2658 02:12:18,860 --> 02:12:22,340 I'll be making it back 2659 02:12:22,340 --> 02:12:24,020 We got below the quota again 2660 02:12:24,020 --> 02:12:25,240 If you won't make it back the end of the day 2661 02:12:25,240 --> 02:12:26,600 Food critic won't bother us 2662 02:12:26,600 --> 02:12:29,880 We're no longer taking orders 2663 02:12:29,880 --> 02:12:30,940 Finish what you started 2664 02:12:30,940 --> 02:12:32,040 Get ready for tomorrow 2665 02:12:32,040 --> 02:12:34,800 Skip cleaning 2666 02:12:34,800 --> 02:12:36,820 I have to clean up all this shit again 2667 02:12:36,820 --> 02:12:40,420 Place is a joke machine 2668 02:12:40,420 --> 02:12:45,740 Could I not just pick up all these pieces in one 2669 02:12:45,740 --> 02:12:58,360 Is there anything left in that broth? 2670 02:12:59,220 --> 02:13:00,840 Man, there's 272 mils 2671 02:13:00,840 --> 02:13:13,980 Keep that cream over here 2672 02:13:13,980 --> 02:13:16,380 Cash rules everything around me 2673 02:13:16,380 --> 02:13:16,700 Cream 2674 02:13:16,700 --> 02:13:30,880 Great day to be a chef 2675 02:13:30,880 --> 02:13:33,340 In a kitchen in New York town 2676 02:13:33,340 --> 02:13:36,760 Just another day in the kitchens 2677 02:13:36,760 --> 02:13:38,240 Hell's kitchen 2678 02:13:38,240 --> 02:13:40,500 Golden ramshackle 2679 02:13:40,500 --> 02:13:45,700 Put these in order here 2680 02:13:45,700 --> 02:13:46,260 So I can 2681 02:13:46,260 --> 02:13:48,100 Very quickly 2682 02:13:48,100 --> 02:13:49,960 Get to them when I need them 2683 02:13:49,960 --> 02:13:50,240 You know 2684 02:13:50,240 --> 02:13:53,240 If your kitchen's a mess 2685 02:13:53,240 --> 02:13:54,440 Your life's a mess 2686 02:13:54,440 --> 02:13:56,760 That's what my mama used to say 2687 02:13:56,760 --> 02:14:02,960 Put that there 2688 02:14:02,960 --> 02:14:04,840 We didn't get the rat catcher 2689 02:14:04,840 --> 02:14:06,400 Rat catcher never came by today 2690 02:14:06,400 --> 02:14:08,940 To see what we were doing 2691 02:14:08,940 --> 02:14:11,980 I live in fear of the article 2692 02:14:11,980 --> 02:14:14,480 In the journal.ie 2693 02:14:14,480 --> 02:14:16,320 That tells people they found 2694 02:14:16,320 --> 02:14:19,520 A rad roach in the back pantry 2695 02:14:19,520 --> 02:14:22,120 Or a rat in the cookie jar 2696 02:14:22,120 --> 02:14:29,000 But I noticed that they don't have 2697 02:14:29,000 --> 02:14:31,300 Those establishments that do get done 2698 02:14:31,300 --> 02:14:33,980 They don't have fancy names 2699 02:14:33,980 --> 02:14:35,120 Like Fentaines 2700 02:14:35,120 --> 02:14:38,660 They have names like 2701 02:14:38,660 --> 02:14:42,820 Yum yum chicken house 2702 02:14:42,820 --> 02:14:43,700 Or 2703 02:14:43,700 --> 02:14:49,860 Spice world 2704 02:14:49,860 --> 02:14:51,620 Or 2705 02:14:51,620 --> 02:14:57,900 The nosh shack 2706 02:14:57,900 --> 02:15:00,120 Right 2707 02:15:00,120 --> 02:15:01,700 Let's skip clean 2708 02:15:01,700 --> 02:15:02,820 No no we're doing okay 2709 02:15:02,820 --> 02:15:04,620 Probably a few more sprigs of parsley 2710 02:15:04,620 --> 02:15:06,200 Down here from the last day 2711 02:15:06,200 --> 02:15:10,980 It'd be great to have a dustpan and brush 2712 02:15:10,980 --> 02:15:12,360 I gotta tell you that for nothing 2713 02:15:12,360 --> 02:15:17,120 I miss the days of the dustpan and the brush 2714 02:15:17,120 --> 02:15:22,400 Yeah we used to go sweeping around the back alleys 2715 02:15:22,400 --> 02:15:26,360 Fill that dustpan right up to the brim 2716 02:15:26,360 --> 02:15:27,360 We'd sell that then 2717 02:15:27,360 --> 02:15:28,880 Down 26th and 9th 2718 02:15:28,880 --> 02:15:31,360 For parsley sprigs 2719 02:15:31,360 --> 02:15:35,040 And we'd take those parsley sprigs down to battery park 2720 02:15:35,040 --> 02:15:37,100 Sprinkle them on the ground 2721 02:15:37,100 --> 02:15:39,000 And wait for moonlight 2722 02:15:39,000 --> 02:15:41,120 Once moonlight arose 2723 02:15:41,120 --> 02:15:43,600 It was time to play darts 2724 02:15:43,600 --> 02:15:46,960 Let's play darts 2725 02:15:46,960 --> 02:15:50,400 Where's the darts? 2726 02:15:50,400 --> 02:15:50,400 Where's the darts? 2727 02:16:04,320 --> 02:16:05,980 Where's my knives? 2728 02:16:05,980 --> 02:16:05,980 Where's my knives? 2729 02:16:13,660 --> 02:16:14,720 Take a knife 2730 02:16:14,720 --> 02:16:15,700 Hope for the best 2731 02:16:15,700 --> 02:16:16,800 As my girlfriend says 2732 02:16:16,800 --> 02:16:18,040 The shape doesn't matter 2733 02:16:18,040 --> 02:16:19,720 As long as the size is right 2734 02:16:19,720 --> 02:16:21,920 Alright okay 2735 02:16:21,920 --> 02:16:25,500 Day four 2736 02:16:25,500 --> 02:16:26,160 Here we go 2737 02:16:26,160 --> 02:16:32,360 It's my fourth day working in the kitchen 2738 02:16:32,360 --> 02:16:33,540 What can I say? 2739 02:16:34,000 --> 02:16:35,800 I never expected it to be easy 2740 02:16:35,800 --> 02:16:39,540 Yesterday we had a food critic in the house 2741 02:16:39,540 --> 02:16:42,480 He said my salmon tasted as shit 2742 02:16:42,480 --> 02:16:44,980 He spat out my soup 2743 02:16:44,980 --> 02:16:47,140 And I told him 2744 02:16:47,140 --> 02:16:48,000 Please 2745 02:16:48,000 --> 02:16:49,280 Go gentle on us 2746 02:16:49,280 --> 02:16:50,640 In your lovely column 2747 02:16:50,640 --> 02:16:53,580 It'll be in the New York Post tomorrow afternoon 2748 02:16:53,580 --> 02:16:55,120 Right now 2749 02:16:55,120 --> 02:16:57,160 We gotta fix up the Sousa 2750 02:16:57,160 --> 02:16:59,160 He's got a party of five coming in 2751 02:16:59,160 --> 02:17:01,520 And he's mad about fish 2752 02:17:01,520 --> 02:17:10,540 Unbreakable plates 2753 02:17:10,540 --> 02:17:11,520 Let's take that 2754 02:17:11,520 --> 02:17:14,820 Cheaper recipes 2755 02:17:14,820 --> 02:17:15,640 Let's take that 2756 02:17:26,580 --> 02:17:29,040 I want you to check every outhouse 2757 02:17:29,040 --> 02:17:29,720 Doghouse 2758 02:17:29,720 --> 02:17:30,480 Shithouse 2759 02:17:30,480 --> 02:17:31,220 For that summer 2760 02:17:31,220 --> 02:17:31,740 Call them more 2761 02:17:31,740 --> 02:17:33,160 Thank you very much 2762 02:17:33,160 --> 02:17:34,080 Ventane 2763 02:17:34,080 --> 02:17:35,580 You got 2764 02:17:35,580 --> 02:17:36,560 You got problems 2765 02:17:36,560 --> 02:17:37,100 Ventane 2766 02:17:37,100 --> 02:17:38,540 I got solutions 2767 02:17:38,540 --> 02:17:40,660 Prep phase 2768 02:17:40,660 --> 02:17:42,320 Prep phase 2769 02:17:42,320 --> 02:17:42,960 Asshole 2770 02:17:42,960 --> 02:17:48,680 Is there any way we can brush up on our gastronomical skills 2771 02:17:48,680 --> 02:17:49,860 In the two minutes before 2772 02:17:49,860 --> 02:17:50,840 You're going away to Rikers 2773 02:17:50,840 --> 02:17:52,960 Before Spatula Babuska comes in? 2774 02:17:52,960 --> 02:17:52,960 You're going away to Rikers 2775 02:17:52,960 --> 02:17:52,960 You're going away to Rikers 2776 02:17:52,960 --> 02:17:52,960 Before Spatula Babuska comes in? 2777 02:17:52,960 --> 02:17:53,560 You're going away to Rikers 2778 02:17:53,560 --> 02:17:53,960 You're going away to Rikers 2779 02:17:53,960 --> 02:17:54,460 You're going away to Rikers 2780 02:17:54,460 --> 02:17:54,960 You're going away to Rikers 2781 02:17:54,960 --> 02:17:57,760 Recipe. 2782 02:17:59,260 --> 02:18:00,220 Skills. 2783 02:18:00,760 --> 02:18:01,420 Parks. 2784 02:18:02,800 --> 02:18:03,680 Decorations. 2785 02:18:03,920 --> 02:18:04,300 Skills. 2786 02:18:04,460 --> 02:18:05,300 Recipe manager. 2787 02:18:05,620 --> 02:18:05,900 Right. 2788 02:18:06,780 --> 02:18:07,660 Not owned. 2789 02:18:10,900 --> 02:18:11,620 Gazpacho. 2790 02:18:13,000 --> 02:18:15,040 Pork chops with baked potatoes. 2791 02:18:15,040 --> 02:18:16,440 I think we already got that, right? 2792 02:18:16,960 --> 02:18:18,500 You're going to need some new ingredients. 2793 02:18:20,600 --> 02:18:21,560 Duck broth. 2794 02:18:22,220 --> 02:18:23,640 Steak and french fries. 2795 02:18:24,180 --> 02:18:25,460 One of my all-time faves. 2796 02:18:27,780 --> 02:18:31,400 Looks like we don't have enough credits to, uh... 2797 02:18:31,400 --> 02:18:33,400 Find out about another... 2798 02:18:36,880 --> 02:18:39,060 Oh, we should have got that goddamn recipe there. 2799 02:18:45,480 --> 02:18:48,060 Yet again, I'm forced to take a picture with my phone. 2800 02:18:48,600 --> 02:18:50,400 Until I find out an easier way... 2801 02:18:51,020 --> 02:18:53,460 Of getting that recipe in my back pocket. 2802 02:18:53,460 --> 02:18:57,020 So I don't need to come back to the goddamn laptop each time. 2803 02:18:59,020 --> 02:18:59,960 Pork chops. 2804 02:19:00,420 --> 02:19:01,500 Four grams of salt. 2805 02:19:01,620 --> 02:19:02,620 Black pepper thyme. 2806 02:19:03,180 --> 02:19:03,580 Sunflower. 2807 02:19:05,740 --> 02:19:08,200 Okay, I think we need potatoes and sunflowers. 2808 02:19:15,280 --> 02:19:15,880 300 grams of parts. 2809 02:19:15,880 --> 02:19:16,620 300 grams of parts. 2810 02:19:16,620 --> 02:19:18,840 Let's throw these guys. 2811 02:19:18,840 --> 02:19:18,840 Let's throw these guys. 2812 02:19:18,840 --> 02:19:18,900 Let's throw these guys. 2813 02:19:31,560 --> 02:19:32,720 Hey, it's great to be prepped. 2814 02:19:32,940 --> 02:19:34,160 I'm feeling good about today. 2815 02:19:34,160 --> 02:19:35,560 I think we're going to get a good score. 2816 02:19:38,160 --> 02:19:38,560 Chunks. 2817 02:19:38,820 --> 02:19:40,500 Oh, you need to cut that shit into chunks. 2818 02:19:41,780 --> 02:19:42,280 Fuck it. 2819 02:19:42,360 --> 02:19:43,320 Might as well cut them now. 2820 02:19:44,580 --> 02:19:44,940 Apologies. 2821 02:19:49,100 --> 02:19:50,980 How many chunks do you want this shit in? 2822 02:19:51,700 --> 02:19:52,440 Two chunks? 2823 02:19:52,440 --> 02:19:52,500 Two chunks? 2824 02:19:52,860 --> 02:19:55,960 Did we turn that cooker off yesterday? 2825 02:19:57,760 --> 02:19:59,880 We should have put the soup in the fridge there. 2826 02:20:01,260 --> 02:20:02,440 Maybe it will go off. 2827 02:20:02,580 --> 02:20:04,280 Maybe we need to make a brand new batch. 2828 02:20:04,600 --> 02:20:06,080 The last one tasted as shit. 2829 02:20:06,420 --> 02:20:07,200 So I believe. 2830 02:20:08,940 --> 02:20:09,880 Season with salt. 2831 02:20:10,000 --> 02:20:10,860 Six grams. 2832 02:20:17,360 --> 02:20:17,820 Put that. 2833 02:20:18,500 --> 02:20:18,840 Okay. 2834 02:20:22,920 --> 02:20:23,320 Shit. 2835 02:20:25,600 --> 02:20:26,000 Shit. 2836 02:20:29,580 --> 02:20:29,980 Shit. 2837 02:20:30,760 --> 02:20:31,140 Okay. 2838 02:20:32,400 --> 02:20:33,780 Put that knife down there. 2839 02:20:35,400 --> 02:20:37,060 Put that knife in the knife block. 2840 02:20:39,040 --> 02:20:40,820 It's getting tense. 2841 02:20:40,960 --> 02:20:42,100 We haven't even started yet. 2842 02:20:42,480 --> 02:20:43,420 We have a minute left. 2843 02:20:44,680 --> 02:20:46,280 We got a minute left, guys. 2844 02:20:46,280 --> 02:20:52,320 Let's see who's on the radio there. 2845 02:20:52,320 --> 02:20:53,320 Now. 2846 02:20:53,320 --> 02:20:55,320 Now. 2847 02:20:55,320 --> 02:21:23,760 Okay, black pepper. 2848 02:21:23,760 --> 02:21:30,060 Season the pork chops, 200 grams. 2849 02:21:30,140 --> 02:21:31,760 We haven't even got the pork chops yet. 2850 02:21:33,320 --> 02:21:34,120 Oh, we do. 2851 02:21:34,120 --> 02:21:36,120 Oh. 2852 02:21:57,280 --> 02:21:58,480 Somebody's ordered soup. 2853 02:21:58,720 --> 02:21:59,280 I don't even... 2854 02:22:01,200 --> 02:22:06,740 Somebody better order this goddamn dish that I'm making here. 2855 02:22:11,120 --> 02:22:12,700 That music sucks. 2856 02:22:19,000 --> 02:22:20,880 That music sucks, Fontaine. 2857 02:22:25,580 --> 02:22:26,440 That's okay. 2858 02:22:26,640 --> 02:22:27,660 It's not that bad. 2859 02:22:28,680 --> 02:22:30,120 Let's move this shit over here. 2860 02:22:32,020 --> 02:22:32,540 Seasoning. 2861 02:22:32,540 --> 02:22:41,640 Get rid of you guys. 2862 02:22:41,720 --> 02:22:42,740 We don't need you anymore. 2863 02:22:43,160 --> 02:22:43,840 What am I doing? 2864 02:22:43,900 --> 02:22:45,240 I don't even need to cook this. 2865 02:22:46,580 --> 02:22:46,960 Soup. 2866 02:22:47,040 --> 02:22:47,780 We're making soup. 2867 02:22:54,780 --> 02:22:56,200 This is a fucking joke. 2868 02:22:56,880 --> 02:22:58,460 This is an absolute joke. 2869 02:22:58,460 --> 02:22:58,540 Okay. 2870 02:22:58,540 --> 02:23:07,540 As far as I know, it's 700 mils of broth. 2871 02:23:13,960 --> 02:23:17,780 Put the parsley over there in the safe, because we're spending these Jacksons. 2872 02:23:18,700 --> 02:23:20,380 Put the chicken broth over there. 2873 02:23:23,180 --> 02:23:24,180 The Lonely Donkey. 2874 02:23:24,300 --> 02:23:25,180 Thank you very much. 2875 02:23:25,180 --> 02:23:38,520 Chicken broth, 700 mils of salt. 2876 02:23:38,520 --> 02:23:40,520 I'm going to bring this pot over here. 2877 02:23:42,680 --> 02:23:43,380 Nice music. 2878 02:23:43,480 --> 02:23:44,000 I like that. 2879 02:23:48,200 --> 02:23:50,580 We got that 12 grams of salt. 2880 02:23:51,220 --> 02:23:52,360 12 years of slave. 2881 02:23:52,580 --> 02:23:55,880 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 2882 02:23:57,380 --> 02:23:58,580 It's all over there. 2883 02:23:59,280 --> 02:24:00,560 Pick up that black pepper. 2884 02:24:01,120 --> 02:24:02,300 Get it out your hair. 2885 02:24:03,120 --> 02:24:04,340 Stick it in the stepper. 2886 02:24:05,080 --> 02:24:08,340 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 2887 02:24:08,580 --> 02:24:11,400 You've got that black pepper in your soup. 2888 02:24:13,020 --> 02:24:14,920 Now we got that cayenne. 2889 02:24:15,300 --> 02:24:17,160 From the island of cayenne. 2890 02:24:17,700 --> 02:24:19,580 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, yeah. 2891 02:24:20,460 --> 02:24:20,980 All right. 2892 02:24:20,980 --> 02:24:23,460 Now. 2893 02:24:24,020 --> 02:24:25,020 8 tomatoes. 2894 02:24:25,020 --> 02:24:36,160 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 2895 02:24:37,780 --> 02:24:38,860 1 onion. 2896 02:24:43,480 --> 02:24:45,220 You're going away to Rikers. 2897 02:24:45,220 --> 02:24:46,740 You're Boston Scientific. 2898 02:24:46,960 --> 02:24:48,060 Thank you very much. 2899 02:24:50,120 --> 02:24:51,700 You're going away to Rikers. 2900 02:24:52,140 --> 02:24:53,260 I hope you enjoyed there. 2901 02:24:53,960 --> 02:24:55,060 The food is good. 2902 02:24:58,680 --> 02:24:59,160 Now. 2903 02:24:59,320 --> 02:25:00,840 Let that shit cook for a while. 2904 02:25:01,980 --> 02:25:03,080 While we're waiting there. 2905 02:25:05,360 --> 02:25:07,300 We could be seasoning our chop. 2906 02:25:07,300 --> 02:25:12,960 We might need to put that back in the fridge. 2907 02:25:20,100 --> 02:25:21,100 We can't. 2908 02:25:31,560 --> 02:25:35,200 I think it might be folly to focus on another dish. 2909 02:25:35,880 --> 02:25:36,960 Especially since. 2910 02:25:38,180 --> 02:25:39,840 It hasn't even been ordered yet. 2911 02:25:45,980 --> 02:25:47,280 Throw these in the bin. 2912 02:25:47,660 --> 02:25:49,260 That's a nice bit of potato there. 2913 02:25:49,420 --> 02:25:49,900 It's a shame. 2914 02:25:50,020 --> 02:25:50,560 It's a waste. 2915 02:25:51,060 --> 02:25:52,960 It's an absolute waste and a shame. 2916 02:25:54,400 --> 02:25:55,380 Shame waste. 2917 02:25:55,380 --> 02:26:02,660 Nice bit of Spanish guitar there on the radio. 2918 02:26:06,040 --> 02:26:07,100 Turn that off. 2919 02:26:07,340 --> 02:26:08,040 Blend that shit. 2920 02:26:19,220 --> 02:26:20,840 Boston Scientific says. 2921 02:26:20,980 --> 02:26:23,640 Boston Scientific canteen food standard. 2922 02:26:24,160 --> 02:26:24,960 I hope so. 2923 02:26:25,920 --> 02:26:28,420 High standards I have in this kitchen here, Fontaine. 2924 02:26:28,980 --> 02:26:31,260 We make soup like you wouldn't believe. 2925 02:26:42,380 --> 02:26:43,560 This is going to be good. 2926 02:26:44,220 --> 02:26:44,940 I'm excited. 2927 02:26:46,100 --> 02:26:48,480 I'm excited about this soup. 2928 02:26:48,580 --> 02:26:49,920 I gotta tell you something. 2929 02:26:51,500 --> 02:26:53,880 I'm excited about this soup here. 2930 02:26:57,020 --> 02:26:57,960 Sour cream. 2931 02:26:58,140 --> 02:26:59,680 We gotta remember the sour cream. 2932 02:26:59,780 --> 02:27:00,960 Because we forgot that shit. 2933 02:27:01,060 --> 02:27:01,260 Right? 2934 02:27:02,340 --> 02:27:03,680 We might put that in right now. 2935 02:27:04,360 --> 02:27:05,460 150 ml. 2936 02:27:06,100 --> 02:27:07,040 Of sour cream. 2937 02:27:13,100 --> 02:27:23,640 No! 2938 02:27:25,220 --> 02:27:26,300 Too much of that shit. 2939 02:27:31,720 --> 02:27:32,120 No. 2940 02:27:32,220 --> 02:27:32,700 We are done. 2941 02:27:40,700 --> 02:27:41,020 Big. 2942 02:27:41,020 --> 02:27:41,020 Big. 2943 02:27:43,100 --> 02:27:43,500 Bowl. 2944 02:27:50,300 --> 02:27:51,400 Cooking piano. 2945 02:27:51,860 --> 02:27:52,560 Very nice. 2946 02:27:55,060 --> 02:27:55,820 Hang on. 2947 02:27:56,240 --> 02:27:59,360 How much soup do we pour into this bowl here? 2948 02:28:02,860 --> 02:28:03,760 300 ml. 2949 02:28:03,760 --> 02:28:03,800 300 ml. 2950 02:28:03,800 --> 02:28:20,700 That shit do. 2951 02:28:20,700 --> 02:28:20,700 That shit do. 2952 02:28:20,700 --> 02:28:20,700 That shit do. 2953 02:28:20,700 --> 02:28:24,700 That shit do. 2954 02:28:24,700 --> 02:28:33,780 That shit do. 2955 02:28:33,780 --> 02:28:35,860 Give me those stars. 2956 02:28:37,740 --> 02:28:38,320 Oh! 2957 02:28:38,320 --> 02:28:38,380 Oh! 2958 02:28:55,240 --> 02:28:57,260 Michelin starshit. 2959 02:28:59,340 --> 02:29:00,940 Guest complaints, nothing. 2960 02:29:00,940 --> 02:29:05,500 What's next? 2961 02:29:08,080 --> 02:29:09,700 Salmon steak. 2962 02:29:10,420 --> 02:29:11,520 What a waste of chop. 2963 02:29:13,200 --> 02:29:13,920 I might leave that. 2964 02:29:14,340 --> 02:29:15,280 Eric Saty. 2965 02:29:25,000 --> 02:29:27,880 Cooking is class. 2966 02:29:27,880 --> 02:29:30,880 Do the... 2967 02:29:30,880 --> 02:29:34,220 Let's do this. 2968 02:29:35,220 --> 02:29:35,840 Steak. 2969 02:29:36,300 --> 02:29:37,500 Salmon steak again. 2970 02:29:38,000 --> 02:29:39,280 One of my favorite dishes. 2971 02:29:41,140 --> 02:29:43,440 Season with five grams of salt. 2972 02:29:47,440 --> 02:29:53,280 Ba da da ba da ba ba ba ba. 2973 02:29:54,160 --> 02:29:56,720 One, two, three, four, five. 2974 02:29:57,840 --> 02:30:01,280 Two ba da boo. 2975 02:30:02,080 --> 02:30:10,720 Five grams of black pepper. Two. 2976 02:30:11,520 --> 02:30:13,120 Salmon. 2977 02:30:13,360 --> 02:30:15,680 Steak. Salmon. 2978 02:30:16,080 --> 02:30:28,000 Salmon. Salmon steak is nice with two potates. Eat them. 2979 02:30:28,720 --> 02:30:37,680 Cherish them. Salmon steak will make you feel good at night. 2980 02:30:40,400 --> 02:30:43,520 How much of this goddamn loony juice we gotta put in the pan? 2981 02:30:44,720 --> 02:30:50,320 Ukrainian bush. Salmon steak. 2982 02:30:50,320 --> 02:30:54,640 Ten mil. 2983 02:30:54,640 --> 02:31:00,240 That's a horrible rendition of that song. 2984 02:31:00,240 --> 02:31:13,680 That's a horrible rendition of that song. 2985 02:31:13,680 --> 02:31:17,280 Why did they use a MIDI keyboard horn section? 2986 02:31:17,280 --> 02:31:19,280 They should've just used a fuckin' piano. 2987 02:31:19,280 --> 02:31:21,600 The way God intended. 2988 02:31:21,600 --> 02:31:23,600 Right. 2989 02:31:23,600 --> 02:31:25,600 Sorry about the swears. 2990 02:31:25,600 --> 02:31:39,440 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 60 seconds each side. Boil those goddamn spuds. We fucked it up. We really fucked it up. 2991 02:31:46,600 --> 02:31:54,900 We should have put a timer on that shit. That's a waste of spud. That's a waste of spud. 2992 02:31:54,900 --> 02:31:57,900 Repeat, waste of spud. 2993 02:32:15,900 --> 02:32:18,900 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 2994 02:32:18,900 --> 02:32:24,900 He's got a spatula. What's it do ya? 2995 02:32:24,900 --> 02:32:53,900 Eric Satie loves his salmon fillet. Oh, nearly fucked that onto the floor there. Move you over there, spatula man. Put you on that shit. Now that shit's gonna cook. Very nice for Dana. 2996 02:32:53,900 --> 02:33:10,900 We're losing the water here. Water charges. Let's salt this shit up with 20 grams. I don't even need to look at the recipe anymore. I know what I'm doing. 22 years. Salt unit. 2997 02:33:12,900 --> 02:33:19,900 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. That's the shit. 2998 02:33:19,900 --> 02:33:36,900 Come get that pot. Bring it over to Monsieur Spud. Two of those bad boys. Very nice, Fentain. Flick you down there. Thank you very much. The mutts nuts. 2999 02:33:36,900 --> 02:33:57,900 Let's turn that off for a moment. We don't wanna fuckin' uh... We don't wanna cook our fish before our spud gets cooked, right? Now, remember to season that shit with parsley. I think. 3000 02:33:57,900 --> 02:34:06,760 Seven steaks in the bottom. 3001 02:34:13,480 --> 02:34:15,000 Da-ba-da. 3002 02:34:15,940 --> 02:34:17,020 Da-ba-da. 3003 02:34:17,900 --> 02:34:19,000 Da-ba-do-boo. 3004 02:34:23,740 --> 02:34:25,220 Seven steak. 3005 02:34:25,820 --> 02:34:27,040 Boiled potato. 3006 02:34:27,940 --> 02:34:29,020 Coming up. 3007 02:34:31,420 --> 02:34:35,280 We got that shit on the hub over here. 3008 02:34:40,280 --> 02:34:42,520 Hope y'all doing okay out there. 3009 02:34:42,640 --> 02:34:44,060 Sean, Museum. 3010 02:34:45,440 --> 02:34:46,480 Jiggy McHugh. 3011 02:34:51,040 --> 02:34:51,800 Gary. 3012 02:34:53,640 --> 02:34:55,000 All the best. 3013 02:34:55,920 --> 02:34:57,100 Let's turn that back on. 3014 02:35:09,980 --> 02:35:10,580 Wrong. 3015 02:35:11,900 --> 02:35:13,120 Now we got a little plate. 3016 02:35:15,220 --> 02:35:16,280 Basic plate. 3017 02:35:16,780 --> 02:35:45,560 What a place I am. 3018 02:35:45,560 --> 02:35:49,380 There we go. 3019 02:35:49,460 --> 02:35:50,260 That's your meal. 3020 02:35:51,340 --> 02:35:53,220 Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow. 3021 02:35:53,340 --> 02:35:54,520 Who knows, dickhead? 3022 02:35:58,120 --> 02:36:02,420 You'd know how to cook that shit if you ever worked the goddamn day in your life. 3023 02:36:03,560 --> 02:36:04,940 Time is everything. 3024 02:36:05,100 --> 02:36:05,820 Time is money. 3025 02:36:06,180 --> 02:36:06,560 Taste. 3026 02:36:07,020 --> 02:36:07,540 Realization. 3027 02:36:08,060 --> 02:36:08,980 Overall score. 3028 02:36:09,620 --> 02:36:10,580 Guest is pleased. 3029 02:36:10,580 --> 02:36:10,620 Guest is pleased. 3030 02:36:10,620 --> 02:36:10,620 Guest is pleased. 3031 02:36:10,620 --> 02:36:10,720 Guest is pleased. 3032 02:36:10,720 --> 02:36:11,740 Twelve dollar tip. 3033 02:36:12,160 --> 02:36:13,000 Plate returned. 3034 02:36:13,000 --> 02:36:13,860 Mm-mm. 3035 02:36:14,980 --> 02:36:16,000 Heating mistake. 3036 02:36:16,220 --> 02:36:18,520 But other than that, unbelievable. 3037 02:36:19,480 --> 02:36:24,020 We didn't even need to put parsley on that shit because I think that we only put that on the trout. 3038 02:36:24,740 --> 02:36:26,700 And look what we got here. 3039 02:36:26,700 --> 02:36:28,500 Monsieur True. 3040 02:36:28,500 --> 02:36:30,400 Let's take this guy. 3041 02:36:31,060 --> 02:36:31,920 All of you. 3042 02:36:32,120 --> 02:36:32,600 And eat him. 3043 02:36:32,860 --> 02:36:33,740 He is my fish. 3044 02:36:33,980 --> 02:36:34,900 I give him up to you. 3045 02:36:35,360 --> 02:36:38,060 It is right to give him thanks and praise. 3046 02:36:39,680 --> 02:36:42,080 Do this in memory of trout. 3047 02:36:45,680 --> 02:36:47,560 Now, I'm gonna go off memory here. 3048 02:36:47,960 --> 02:36:49,000 Five black pap. 3049 02:36:50,000 --> 02:36:52,380 One, two, three, four, five. 3050 02:36:56,260 --> 02:36:57,120 Five dill. 3051 02:36:59,420 --> 02:37:02,020 One, two, three, four, five. 3052 02:37:05,700 --> 02:37:06,580 Five time. 3053 02:37:09,780 --> 02:37:12,440 One, two, three, four, five. 3054 02:37:16,460 --> 02:37:20,100 Just take that guy on a lovely little tray. 3055 02:37:20,100 --> 02:37:38,040 Now what are we doing here? 3056 02:37:38,100 --> 02:37:38,700 What's he wanting? 3057 02:37:39,060 --> 02:37:41,040 It's just trout and lemons, right? 3058 02:37:42,140 --> 02:37:43,220 It's trout and lemons 3059 02:37:43,220 --> 02:37:47,200 How many lemons? 3060 02:37:47,200 --> 02:37:48,700 Two, one, just one 3061 02:37:48,700 --> 02:38:00,060 So we got bollocked for our cutting technique the last time 3062 02:38:00,060 --> 02:38:04,420 We need to make sure it's not gonna come back to bite us in the ass again 3063 02:38:04,420 --> 02:38:14,920 I think that's right 3064 02:38:14,920 --> 02:38:18,040 Thank you.