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Against ministers and their corrupt system, your RTE and the elite 20 top players do not deserve the money they get.

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And you need to be confronted for your moralizing and your hypocrisy.

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Six hundred thousand and at the boom time you're wearing nine hundred thousand, Pat.

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Nine hundred thousand pounds for RTE, not ABC Nightline.

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When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields,

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there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. While I'm waiting for that baby to get going,

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I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

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Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coland.

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You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft.

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Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the place.

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This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

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We made it. We made it in the end. We got there in the end. Ha? We came through the hard times and we made it into the good times.

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How are you getting on? Michael Demeli.

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Down an alley. Michael Demeli. How are you?

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Shane Larkin. Have you any parking?

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Huh?

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Owen Hayes.

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What's the craze?

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Sinead F.

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Are you any relation to Jeff?

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Donovan Shields.

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Are you a fan of Ian Beals?

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From EastEnders by any chance.

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Jack Fahey.

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Sorry Jack. There's fuck all that rhymes with Fahey I'm afraid.

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Brian Daly.

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Are you really?

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That was terrible. Sorry.

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We'll end this one anyway.

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We'll keep going with the Louis Memo 2.

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Which is the best memo we've ever come across so far tonight.

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And we've been going for 3 minutes and 23 seconds.

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So I mean, that's saying something.

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Max Darwin. How are you?

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Stephen Cooney.

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I'd like you all to meet Stephen Cooney.

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He's a great man. He's a powerful man.

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He's in the chat there, everybody.

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Big, big hello.

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Big shout out to Stephen Cooney.

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He's a fantastic man.

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The first Castellan

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buried the Las Plagas deep underground below the castle

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to hide their very existence.

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But when Salazar released the Las Plagas,

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the Las Plagas,

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no one thought he could bring them back to life.

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Because when Salazar found them,

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they were all just fossilized remains.

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I don't know about that, to be honest.

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That could be a lie.

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That could be an out and out lie.

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An absolute lie.

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Everyone knew that the parasitic organisms

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could not survive without the hosts.

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That they couldn't sustain life on their own.

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But when Salazar and his men excavated the remains,

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it almost appeared as if the Las Plagas

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were just waiting to be discovered

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so they could resurrect.

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Several years later,

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unexplainable convulsions

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started occurring amongst the villagers

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who helped with the excavation of the Plagas.

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One day, all of a sudden,

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these villagers turned into violent savages.

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Or savages,

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if you want to be fancy and technical about it.

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They later found out it was caused by the Las Plagas.

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Although they appeared fossilized,

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they were able to survive the long years

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by lying in a dormant state

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at the cellular level,

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remaining in a spore-like form.

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Apparently,

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during the excavation,

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these villagers inhaled the spores

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within their bodies

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and the parasites became active again.

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Now,

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this is how the Las Plagas were resurrected, everyone.

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Okay?

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We're reading about the Las Plagas

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and how they came back from the dead.

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Even as I'm writing this,

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the excavation of the Plagas continues.

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God only knows

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how many of these Plagas

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have been resurrected.

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Not to mention,

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the countless numbers of Ganados

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that have been created.

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Their inhumane activity

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must be put to an end.

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If they are not shtabbed,

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people around the world

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could turn into victims

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and carry the crazy cult organization

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around with them.

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That's the end of that.

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Pretty sure the last time

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I was in Balaná,

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I ended up in a spore-like form,

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says Bucket of Crust.

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Thanks very much,

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Bucket of Crust,

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for joining us tonight.

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You're a great crust

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and you're a fucking capacious bucket.

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We don't want to read

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any more of these guys.

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Catch the Balaná fever.

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Any Willie Haralds, lads?

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Running a bit low.

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There's a drought on,

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Shane.

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Welcome.

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There's a drought on.

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There was a seizure there

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in Chum.

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The guards seized

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what was believed to be

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600,000 euros worth

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of Willie Harald

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in a shed

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in Chum.

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Underneath some,

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some cattle bags.

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Beef 15.

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Cattle nuts.

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And mix and shit like that.

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They thought they could cover it up

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with that

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and get away with it.

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But no,

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the dogs have great noses now.

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There's a great sniffer dog,

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Cavalier.

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Goes by the name of

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Charlie Lansborough.

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And he can sniff out

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Willie Harald.

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He can sniff Willie

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from fucking 20 kilometers

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away from the source.

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And that's the truth.

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That's a God's honest truth.

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It's not a lie.

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I'm not a liar.

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Let's tune up the guns.

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What are you buying?

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Please play God Hand.

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It's a Capcom classic.

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I will.

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I've played it.

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It's good.

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It's a good...

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It's a beat-em-up.

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You go around just

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fucking smashing lads in.

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It's insane.

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Mind Thrower.

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Should we get that?

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We don't have the money for it.

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Can't tune it up

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because we don't have it.

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What are you buying?

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Mark Dargan.

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The guards...

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How are you, Mark?

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The guards should do more seizures

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of orchard thieves.

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It's poison.

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I've never drank it.

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I'm not really bothered

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about cider, to be honest.

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That fucking Record League

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is nice enough.

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Strawberries and lemons

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and citrus and all that

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kind of stuff, you know?

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But it is poison.

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It's so sweet,

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you don't realize

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it's doing the damage.

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Scope, Mind Thrower.

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No.

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Scope...

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You buy the Mind Thrower, will you?

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Let's fucking do it.

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Not only will you need...

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Cash, but you'll need guts

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to buy that weapon.

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Yeah, I've got all that shit, man.

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Cash and guts.

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And we can buy some scoping off him as well.

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Scope for the Mind.

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Scope for the Mind.

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Is that old?

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Penny for your thoughts,

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Merchant Man.

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All you do is hang around

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selling bits and pieces,

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bric-a-brac.

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Do you have family?

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Do you have kids?

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What's the plan?

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What's the five-year plan,

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Merchant?

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What are you buying?

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Have you a mortgage?

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Mind Thrower,

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we tune this up.

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Not enough cash,

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stranger.

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Alright,

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might sell you something,

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so...

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What are you selling?

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You reckon the Merchant

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is a man for the Greyhounds?

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He is, yeah.

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He goes to the early morning meetings.

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The, uh...

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8am dog racing meetings,

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and...

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I think he's in Kilkenny,

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you can do that now.

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Save that crown jewel.

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Flog the mask.

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Is that old stranger?

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Is that old stranger?

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Thank you.

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Is that old stranger?

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Has anyone been to the dogs

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at 8am?

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I think...

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I believe it started there last year.

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Angel of the herbs.

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Yellow cat's eye.

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Is that old?

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Hehehehe.

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Thank you.

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Fuck, I didn't mean to sell that.

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It's in Kilkenny,

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alright, yeah.

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That could be a video.

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That could be a new video.

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The, uh...

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Early morning dog race.

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Called,

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The Dogs Are Class.

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Now,

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let's have a look.

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What are you buying?

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Not enough cash,

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stranger.

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We'll leave that,

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so we'll leave that

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until we have a few more

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potatoes in the pocket.

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Come back

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anytime.

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It's a great day out,

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says Kilkenny man.

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Gibson.

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Gibson.

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Gibson facto.

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Gibson.

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The Greyhounds are bad these days

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after primetime, Mark.

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Is that the crack?

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I seen the primetime documentary,

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I was distraught.

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It was discussion.

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It was

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an absolute disgrace.

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Only messing,

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I didn't see it,

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but I heard the outrage about it.

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I heard they were fucking...

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What were they doing?

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Were they...

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Were they...

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Did they...

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What were they doing?

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Were they killing them or something?

289
00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:02,140
Were they...

290
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If they were useless,

291
00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:04,680
did they...

292
00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:05,340
What did they do?

293
00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:07,640
Gas them or something?

294
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:12,520
Gastronomically.

295
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:12,520
Gastronomically.

296
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:18,580
The bit with the collar.

297
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:19,480
Doing a bit of killing.

298
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:22,520
Don't want that.

299
00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:28,480
Right, we're about to get...

300
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,340
It's about to get tasty.

301
00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:31,080
I think this is the end of the game.

302
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,980
We head into the science lab now

303
00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:36,740
and there's a load of science experimentations

304
00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:39,380
gone completely wrong in Lula.

305
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,920
There's lads whose heads regenerate

306
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,140
after you blow their heads off.

307
00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:51,580
Let's have a look.

308
00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:01,260
Glorious tip.

309
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:01,940
Killian, William,

310
00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:03,880
thank you very much for your glorious tip

311
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,540
and glory be to the God,

312
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,920
the Father and the Lord himself as well

313
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:08,600
and yourself.

314
00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:10,660
How are you?

315
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,180
Fierce weather out west.

316
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,000
Myself and the woman got engaged last week.

317
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,120
Both regular viewers

318
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:16,900
and love the show.

319
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:18,780
Going to the ponies in Ballinrobe

320
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:19,440
on the shtag.

321
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:20,560
Greyhounds.

322
00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:21,320
No...

323
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:21,940
Greyhounds...

324
00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,500
No bueno anymore.

325
00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:27,280
If you can take it easy,

326
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:27,860
take it twice.

327
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:28,780
Thanks very much, Killian.

328
00:12:28,860 --> 00:12:29,520
And best luck

329
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,420
at the fucking Ballinrobe races there.

330
00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:34,860
Have a little flutter on me.

331
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,660
Because I'm going to be racing.

332
00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:39,540
That's right.

333
00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,240
I've got the license.

334
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,200
I'm officially a horse, everyone.

335
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:44,880
I'm going to be racing

336
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,660
in the Ballinrobe races next week.

337
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,460
And you can put a bet on me.

338
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,160
And if you throw me

339
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,440
some money beforehand,

340
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,160
I might cheat.

341
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,020
Back me to lose.

342
00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:12,640
Thanks, Killian.

343
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:18,360
Jack.

344
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,980
Big shout out to you, Jack.

345
00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:22,100
Thank you very much, Jack.

346
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,800
And to all the Goffs

347
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:24,800
out there.

348
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:27,900
Mr. Goff.

349
00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:29,040
J. Goff.

350
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,120
I'm not going to use this

351
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,320
mind thrower on these lads.

352
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,080
Because I want to conserve...

353
00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:37,000
Conservationist.

354
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,500
Greta Thunberg and the boys.

355
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,580
Sailing a fucking yacht

356
00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:41,960
all the way over to New York, man.

357
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:42,880
Carbon dated.

358
00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:44,420
No carbon tax.

359
00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:46,080
Pure fucking green...

360
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,240
Green about the gills, you know.

361
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,080
I heard it was a pure

362
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,780
carbonated yacht she was on.

363
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:52,860
I heard the yacht

364
00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:53,700
was made out of oil.

365
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:55,360
I heard the yacht...

366
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,220
They got to New York

367
00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:57,480
and got flights back home.

368
00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:03,600
Sure, even Radiohead

369
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,460
have stopped fucking

370
00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:05,020
touring, man.

371
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:05,860
Because they want to make

372
00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:06,900
the grass greener again.

373
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,480
Oh, this lad...

374
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,680
This lad didn't get his tickets

375
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,060
to the fucking Radiohead gig.

376
00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:13,560
And now he's pissed.

377
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:17,160
I seen this lad at Glastonbury.

378
00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:18,540
He was off the fucking

379
00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:19,800
mash at Billie Eilish.

380
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:29,420
How many of these

381
00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:30,140
is he going to take

382
00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:30,880
in the shop?

383
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,020
Fucking hell.

384
00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,520
He's tasty.

385
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:36,860
He's tasty.

386
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:38,960
He's tasty.

387
00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,380
Okay, computer.

388
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,420
Stoichkov?

389
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,740
How the hell are you, man?

390
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:52,700
What's the story?

391
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:53,880
Fucking Stoichkov.

392
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:54,820
You used to score

393
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:55,840
some class goals.

394
00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:58,140
Was it Barca you were at?

395
00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:00,280
Romania, is it?

396
00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:02,020
Fair fucks to you, man.

397
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,740
How's Hadji and the boys?

398
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,840
How's Popescu and Damakescu?

399
00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:11,040
Maybe you were from

400
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,440
Bulgaria, actually, were you?

401
00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,040
Thanks very much, anyway.

402
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:18,940
How was Kakescu?

403
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:20,920
Oh, he was Bulgarian, yeah.

404
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:21,940
Sorry about that.

405
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:24,660
What's the names

406
00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:25,900
over in Bulgaria like?

407
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,220
Are they Popescu's as well?

408
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,940
Didescu and Kamerlescu and...

409
00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,440
Georgikescu.

410
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:37,180
Gangescu.

411
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,320
This is...

412
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,680
Today's show is live

413
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:42,700
from Electric Picnic.

414
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,100
We're on the main stage.

415
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:45,500
This is live from the main stage

416
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,440
right now, guys.

417
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,100
Hope you're all fucking

418
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:48,780
keeping dry.

419
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,060
And remember, watch out.

420
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:51,700
The shades are clamping down

421
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,580
big time

422
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,540
on anything you're carrying.

423
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,580
They're mad for waft.

424
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,680
The shades are going round EP

425
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,760
and they're mad for waft.

426
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:03,060
Some of them are in plain clothes.

427
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,460
There was a shade

428
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,020
wearing a fucking tip jersey.

429
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,500
And he came up and said,

430
00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:08,780
Hey, dude.

431
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,960
Got any cool space drugs?

432
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,100
And I said,

433
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:19,000
Who's who talks like that man? He said no worries, dude. I'll see you and he got he just went because he knew that I'd rumbled him

434
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:26,480
He was wearing a fucking cap backwards as well, and I just knocked the headphones off myself there, but this is live from EP everybody

435
00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:30,180
Yeah, come on

436
00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:49,340
Festivals are class. It's so good being at a festival man. Oh, I'm off my head man. I can't get enough of this

437
00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,020
It's so good man. I'm so can wet

438
00:16:53,860 --> 00:17:00,680
Got another two days of this shit man. Yeah, I can't wait to fucking live every minute of it as if it's my last minute on earth

439
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:09,940
I'm so can wet man. It cost me this cost me the guts the guts of 300 euro man of 400 euro if you count the tenth and

440
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:18,200
Fucking travel accommodation fucking the special stuff the drinks the food you're looking at fight. You're looking at a good 500 quid men

441
00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:20,620
Whoo?

442
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:27,180
Who's on fucking the strokes is it wow when was there when was their last hit class?

443
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:35,100
This is better man. It just gets better every every every day is gonna be an even better day than the last

444
00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:40,260
Hose your man fucking hosier

445
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,680
You're a hose beast

446
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:49,160
I'm only messing we're not actually from live from EP at the moment

447
00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:54,020
But I I could safely say it's a fucking class time I'd say

448
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:59,940
And thank you very much stoych cough for your kind heart donation and support

449
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,500
Fuck off no way

450
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,500
Brainslug cheers man

451
00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:09,540
Thank you

452
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:12,580
The angel of the lanes Bastille are playing

453
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:20,140
Sheik are playing fucking hell when what's the story with Sheik and Nile Rodgers does he have he must have bought a gaff over here?

454
00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:29,000
He turned up to the fucking opening of an envelope he'd be it the angel of the lanes. Thank you very much the angel of the lanes

455
00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,580
Niall Rodgers men

456
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:38,820
He was playing and fucking ballinata last night sure in the broken jug

457
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:51,060
Boys owner playing no they're not

458
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:57,300
Jenny green rt2 concert orchestra are playing man make sure you make sure you get to that

459
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,800
Jerry cinnamon, what about Jerry Hannon?

460
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:07,760
Overloading dynamite on a trolley will trip circuit breaker. I don't wanna. I don't wanna do that

461
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,640
Someone talking shite outside this

462
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:20,180
Sounded like a dublin voice

463
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:29,740
No, you don't niall rogers new anaconda G. How are you niall rogers new house will be featured on beyond the hall door reboot?

464
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:35,180
Niles in town

465
00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:45,620
Remember there was a resurgence there when daft punk used to niall rogers their get lucky and all that and then everyone was playing Sheik and Nile rogers was playing at every gig and

466
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:51,300
And he's still playing seems like a nice guy though

467
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:58,980
Niall rogers as he's now known niall n i a ll

468
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,540
Beyond the hall door mega mix rebootification

469
00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:07,820
Thank you very much boom time

470
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:20,960
Jonathan Flagg is playing the spoons.

471
00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:27,500
Anguish Panda, thank you.

472
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:29,440
Sheik R class.

473
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,200
I'm not having a go.

474
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:30,720
I'm just saying.

475
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,300
It's just, he's always there now.

476
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:39,220
Sheik or Nile Rodgers are always on like the top few names as well.

477
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,260
Like Florence and the Machine, Nile Rodgers.

478
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:44,480
Fucking.

479
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:46,940
Who else?

480
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,220
Didn't know the strokes were getting back.

481
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:51,560
Or I didn't know the strokes had anything out.

482
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,060
Creamy Screamer, thank you very much.

483
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:59,860
You'd be as well putting your fucking, shtick fucking Creamy Screamer on the, on the main stage tomorrow night at seven.

484
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,400
The crowd you'll get would be beyond the hall door, sure.

485
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:08,240
Beyond the hall door, we're going to be doing a live concert orchestra.

486
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:13,500
There's going to be the Ryan Tuberty concert orchestra as well on tomorrow morning for the come down.

487
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,100
For the Saturday morning come down.

488
00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:20,800
Main stage, 12.30pm in the afternoon.

489
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,440
Ryan Tuberty plays the hits.

490
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,920
He's going to be doing show band, swing.

491
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,900
He's going to be doing fucking glam.

492
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:31,140
They've actually managed to get a pair of fucking drain pipes.

493
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,980
Mirrorball drain pipes made for him.

494
00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:36,760
Specially imported from Bulgaria.

495
00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:39,660
Stoichkov was, was consulted.

496
00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:45,620
Because Ryan Tuberty's legs were so long, they had to go to Bulgaria to get them made.

497
00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:49,320
And apparently Stoichkov had a say in it.

498
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,340
This is no word of a lie.

499
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,620
That, that might be a bit loud, is it?

500
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:55,600
Sorry about that.

501
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:56,940
I'm telling that down there.

502
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,720
Bass Hunter is after you.

503
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,440
Race Hunter as well.

504
00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:05,540
He's a new artist.

505
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,500
Let me have a look here.

506
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,100
Who's this?

507
00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:09,660
Ryan.

508
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:11,200
Ryan, how are you?

509
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:11,580
Thank you.

510
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,100
Listen, Ryan.

511
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,960
Between me and you, man.

512
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,560
You're one of the greatest.

513
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,000
And I don't say that lightly.

514
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,440
In fact, I would never say that.

515
00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:23,900
How are you, Ryan?

516
00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:24,420
Listen, man.

517
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,940
What I was just saying there about you being the greatest.

518
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:27,980
It's the truth.

519
00:22:28,740 --> 00:22:29,080
Okay?

520
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,660
I don't want to hear anything.

521
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:37,020
I don't want to hear any modest, you know, kind of go away kind of talk from you when I say that.

522
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,640
That's the fucking truth.

523
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:41,260
Ryan.

524
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:56,040
Sorry there.

525
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:56,900
I don't know what happened there.

526
00:22:56,900 --> 00:23:02,460
I'm going to take the black tail out and give this...

527
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:05,440
Give this guy a taste of my black tail.

528
00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:07,440
In his head.

529
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:10,800
Look at this guy.

530
00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:11,820
He's got a fucking grenade.

531
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:12,960
Grenada.

532
00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:15,620
Fuck.

533
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:21,600
Oh.

534
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:21,640
Oh.

535
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,800
It's going to explode.

536
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,320
Explode goodo.

537
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:27,560
Tip top.

538
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:28,220
Tippi tip.

539
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:28,860
Tip top.

540
00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:29,740
We don't stop.

541
00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:31,480
Cheers, Ryan.

542
00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:39,620
Fuck.

543
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:42,520
You.

544
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,220
Are.

545
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:43,960
A liar.

546
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:46,640
Eddie and Kettia.

547
00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:50,340
See, that man's super sub.

548
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:55,060
I thought I was going to get fucking blasted into no man's land with an axe.

549
00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:58,440
But we brought on Eddie and Kettia for the last 15 minutes.

550
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,520
And he fucking pulled it out the bag.

551
00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:07,220
And then we went over here.

552
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,620
And held a costard at the fucking lever onto the truck.

553
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:11,580
Oh, we need to move the truck.

554
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,580
Pull the lever, is it?

555
00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:14,040
Oh, yeah.

556
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:19,320
Look at that.

557
00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:26,780
Jackie Chan in the chat there telling me not to be cheeky.

558
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:33,920
And then, in a really nasty tone, telling me to go back to my own country if I want to explode.

559
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,420
I don't get it.

560
00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:43,180
But it's good.

561
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,900
Go back to your own country if you want to explode.

562
00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:49,760
Oh, you're on about the fucking, the, the dynamite.

563
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:50,300
I get you.

564
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:59,940
I stick a bit of herb.

565
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,840
Why don't you play a modern game on a modern system?

566
00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:09,420
Jake T.

567
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,900
Well, Jake, I want to tell you something.

568
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:17,140
If you've been here since day one, ground zero, so to speak, you would have seen me play modern games.

569
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:22,960
The most modern of which being Call of Duty, Black Ops, Black Ops Royale.

570
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,440
And, uh, that got a bit tiresome.

571
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,460
But I really do want to go back to it.

572
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:31,380
But my modem is, uh, giving me a bit of grief at the moment.

573
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,280
Fuck this guy.

574
00:25:42,820 --> 00:25:46,780
Jake T's question, what I was on the channel, is like, uh, we've had Black Ops 4.

575
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,020
It's a speed run, Jake.

576
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,640
Jackie Chan's in the raw.

577
00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:50,600
Ready, steady, cook.

578
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,940
Yeah, we played a new modern game the other day.

579
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,640
Called Cooking Simulator.

580
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,880
That's even more modern than, uh, Call of Duty, so.

581
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,980
Don't know what you're on about, man.

582
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:03,320
Do you know?

583
00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:05,280
What am I doing?

584
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,180
Do I put dynamite in that, that truck, is it?

585
00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:23,040
Mustin Jassler.

586
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,340
Thank you very much, Mustin.

587
00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:25,520
I must tell you.

588
00:26:26,180 --> 00:26:27,200
You're a great man.

589
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,600
You're a solid man.

590
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,320
And I hope you're doing well.

591
00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:33,280
Thank you very much.

592
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,360
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

593
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,520
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

594
00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:43,020
The lonely donkey.

595
00:26:46,820 --> 00:26:47,500
Cheers, donk.

596
00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:49,400
It's been a while, man.

597
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,580
It's been, yes, it's been 24 hours.

598
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,360
And I want to say thanks very much for that.

599
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,200
And peace be with you.

600
00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:57,160
And always with you.

601
00:26:57,380 --> 00:26:58,420
We lift up our hearts.

602
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,100
And we lift them up to the Lord.

603
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,620
It's right to give him thanks and praise.

604
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,480
Donovan shields too.

605
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:04,520
I hope you've got a night.

606
00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:06,620
I hope you've got a few shields in the house.

607
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:10,480
In the event of an attack.

608
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,140
You can repel any enemy with your shield.

609
00:27:14,420 --> 00:27:16,340
You can parry their attacks with the shield.

610
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,380
It would be an awful shame.

611
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,440
If an enemy was to lay siege upon you, Donovan.

612
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,580
And you didn't have a shield equipped.

613
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,320
If you do want a shield.

614
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:29,120
Go and ask Milos.

615
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,560
He is the man, the myth, the legend.

616
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:34,140
He knows what it takes.

617
00:27:35,060 --> 00:27:36,020
To get results.

618
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,340
And he's not afraid.

619
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,560
And also he's got a bar of gold in the back pocket.

620
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,400
Thank you very much, Milos Coward and Justin Masler.

621
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,380
And Donovan Shields.

622
00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:47,680
Would you not knife.

623
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,820
Would you not knife coming up.

624
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,780
Knife coming up.

625
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,720
Would you not knife coming up.

626
00:27:54,780 --> 00:27:55,120
Does that mean?

627
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,960
Thank you very much, you cryptic.

628
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:00,800
Cryptic crusader.

629
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,560
Look at that, man.

630
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,360
It's a face.

631
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:05,140
There's the two things on the top.

632
00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:06,580
And it's a face, look.

633
00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:07,880
There's a tongue.

634
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,320
The lever of the tongue.

635
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:10,120
Kill the cunts.

636
00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:11,580
Thank you very much.

637
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,080
You're very kind.

638
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:16,120
You're awfully kind, everyone.

639
00:28:19,420 --> 00:28:20,400
Turn it back on.

640
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,040
Did we...

641
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:29,900
DOS96.

642
00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:30,720
Dan.

643
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,440
Thank you very much, Dan the man.

644
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,140
Niall Rogers sends his regards to you, Dan.

645
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,320
He was asking if he can put you in the credits in the next album.

646
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,200
For inspiring...

647
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,460
Inspirational hair.

648
00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:51,420
And Olly Cleary.

649
00:28:51,420 --> 00:28:55,240
This chainsaw man is for you.

650
00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:56,160
We're gonna...

651
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,600
We're gonna blast the bag off his head.

652
00:28:57,860 --> 00:28:59,500
Why does he have a bag on his head?

653
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:02,460
Why has he got a bag on you?

654
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,160
Why have you got a bag on your head, man?

655
00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:06,320
It's the Odlum's flower job, is it?

656
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,840
Odlum's porridge or flower, is it?

657
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:12,020
Let's take this guy to Chinatown.

658
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,080
With the striker.

659
00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:20,880
Oh, he's shielding.

660
00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:22,140
He's doing the Donovan shields.

661
00:29:23,060 --> 00:29:23,660
Fuck you.

662
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,020
The neck of this guy.

663
00:29:29,780 --> 00:29:30,040
Oh.

664
00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:34,980
I think we might fucking lob a mine in there and see how we get on.

665
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,120
Oh.

666
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,120
This is gonna be fun.

667
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,500
Wasn't that sweet?

668
00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:44,680
Wasn't that sweet?

669
00:29:47,420 --> 00:29:48,460
Now, we can go...

670
00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:50,360
Who is JM?

671
00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:52,580
He is a myth.

672
00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:54,220
He is a legend.

673
00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:57,100
I'm not gonna dox.

674
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:02,500
Fucking hell.

675
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,260
Oh, for fuck's sake.

676
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:15,700
Councillor Adam.

677
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:18,020
Thank you very much.

678
00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:19,700
Councillor Adam Wise.

679
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:27,620
That wasn't a wise situation that I bestowed upon myself there.

680
00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:30,800
Getting my head decapitated with a chainsaw.

681
00:30:31,180 --> 00:30:32,540
Or as they're known in the States.

682
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,080
A buzzsaw.

683
00:30:34,820 --> 00:30:35,400
Annie Lenny.

684
00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:37,180
We'll tell you all about that.

685
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,600
Anis Lennox.

686
00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:41,120
Anis Lennox was her actual real name.

687
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,680
But she changed it to Annie Lennox.

688
00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:45,060
Or was it Anis Lenny?

689
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:51,580
Look at this.

690
00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:53,600
I sleep.

691
00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:55,460
I sleep.

692
00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:56,880
I sleep.

693
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:58,280
I sleep.

694
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,000
I sleep.

695
00:31:01,180 --> 00:31:02,220
I sleep with fishes.

696
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,160
See?

697
00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:08,500
I like the way when you keep walking and...

698
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:08,900
Ha ha.

699
00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:09,820
I like that as well.

700
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,520
That's a nice element of the game.

701
00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,860
When they set themselves on fire.

702
00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:14,080
That's a...

703
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:14,760
It's fun.

704
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,720
Like, you know, it's...

705
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:16,440
It's friendly.

706
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:27,420
We got a blue velvet.

707
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,380
Wow, wow, wow.

708
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,600
Yeah, welcome.

709
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:31,940
If you just joined the stream, everyone.

710
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,860
As I told everyone earlier on, we're in Electric Picnic.

711
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,780
We're live from fucking Electric Picnic.

712
00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:38,300
Strad Valley as we speak.

713
00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:41,360
We're doing this live from behind the main stage.

714
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,800
We've got a new mainframe set up.

715
00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:54,560
Fab Moretti from The Strokes just passed on a big batch of Willie Harold out of his back pass.

716
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,100
It was the only way he could get it through customs, apparently.

717
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,060
And he managed to...

718
00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:00,920
It was the other lad.

719
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:05,880
Casablancus managed to prize it out of the hatch with one of Fab Moretti's drumsticks.

720
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,760
And they're going schmoking that later on.

721
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,140
A nice, big, fat batch of Willie Harold.

722
00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:17,880
Apparently, Florence from The Machine brought her vaporizer over.

723
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,240
And they're going fucking vaping a bit of Willie Harold later on.

724
00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:23,200
Meanwhile...

725
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:29,660
The arty concert orchestra are going to be fucking doing backbreakers.

726
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:35,860
While the cellists play some ominous low-frequential sounds.

727
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:39,580
It promises to be absolutely electric.

728
00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:43,980
Probably the most electrified Electric Picnic has ever been in years.

729
00:32:44,540 --> 00:32:48,340
All the while, I'm going to be completing the game Resident Evil 4.

730
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:49,760
Um...

731
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,680
In association with Teresa Carmody's parents at least.

732
00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:54,540
And Teresa Carmody's family.

733
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,580
Who deserve a big, big apology.

734
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:57,880
So if you're watching in...

735
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,580
Hopefully everything's okay with you, the Carmody's.

736
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:01,780
This is for you.

737
00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:03,560
You told Willie Harold.

738
00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:05,120
You told Willie Harold.

739
00:33:05,780 --> 00:33:06,840
You told Willie Harold.

740
00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:07,960
Three of the Black Tails.

741
00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:10,660
That's all you need for those guys.

742
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:26,160
I brought the fella who said don't be cheeky down to watch Niall Rogers.

743
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,120
Cursor of Fajenti.

744
00:33:28,820 --> 00:33:29,380
And...

745
00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:31,380
He said...

746
00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:32,360
Don't be cheeky.

747
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,820
Go back to the 70s or 80s and be cheeky.

748
00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:38,040
But don't be cheeky now.

749
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:52,940
Fucking hell. Trying to blacktail a couple of kneecaps from over here is not going to work.

750
00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:54,700
Although we could do this guy.

751
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,000
Alf from Home and Away.

752
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,260
Or Al, is it?

753
00:34:01,860 --> 00:34:01,860
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

754
00:34:01,860 --> 00:34:05,980
wish we had a replay of that

755
00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:08,020
unfortunately I don't

756
00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:09,780
we need to get the replays back with

757
00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:11,620
Kilban and the boys

758
00:34:11,620 --> 00:34:16,820
Connor Barrett how are you

759
00:34:16,820 --> 00:34:20,260
Bonner Carrot

760
00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:21,060
remember him

761
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:23,860
he was big in the fucking 80's

762
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:29,200
remember Paki Bonner's Carrot

763
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,200
he used to bring with him to every match

764
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:37,300
Paki Bonner had a little carrot in his goalie bag

765
00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:38,140
at the side of the net

766
00:34:38,140 --> 00:34:39,960
he'd stick the towel in the net

767
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,840
and then he'd give the carrot a kiss

768
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,720
but he was told he had to stop doing that

769
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:48,280
because the carrot after 5 years

770
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,400
was just a piece of mould

771
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,940
and it stank

772
00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:56,840
Paki Bonner's Carrot Emporium

773
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:57,880
is now open as well

774
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,960
up north

775
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:07,220
up in the hills

776
00:35:07,220 --> 00:35:09,080
and you can go there

777
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,500
and there's a little museum and everything

778
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:11,640
dedicated to the carrot

779
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,120
and there's a pair of his goalie gloves

780
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:17,820
fucking hell

781
00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:19,980
see that

782
00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:19,980
see that

783
00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:20,980
neek happens

784
00:35:20,980 --> 00:35:23,920
shit happens

785
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,420
fuck

786
00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:34,680
what was the name of Tom Dunn's band

787
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:35,720
was it stuff happens

788
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:36,080
is it

789
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,120
take a parachute and pump

790
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,300
something happens.

791
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:53,460
Ha ha.

792
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,720
Yeah, Darren Mack.

793
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,220
How are you getting on, Darren Mack, man?

794
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:01,960
Any Mack going, Darren?

795
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:20,220
Yeah, Shlarkin.

796
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,280
What's the fucking crack, man?

797
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,800
What are you doing on a Friday night, man?

798
00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:27,880
You should be at an electric picnic with me and the boys.

799
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,900
We're having a good time.

800
00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:40,780
Yeah, Slavoj Žižek.

801
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,740
What's the philosophy with you tonight, man?

802
00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:45,640
Are you going hammering it up?

803
00:36:46,180 --> 00:36:47,880
Or are you going taking it nice and easy?

804
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,140
I seen your gaffe on one of the fucking videos

805
00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:53,540
and you were giving an interview, man.

806
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,400
Load of bucks in it.

807
00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,920
Do you ever have any sessions in that gaffe, man?

808
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,060
Good luck.

809
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,140
Donovan Shields, what can I say, man?

810
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,780
You are a liar.

811
00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:10,040
You've peddled your lies all over the world.

812
00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:13,580
But you're a good guy.

813
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,420
Thank you very much for your very kind, kind, kind donation,

814
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,400
as well as Grogoski.

815
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,140
Jesus Christ.

816
00:37:20,220 --> 00:37:23,300
You're inundating me with love and tips.

817
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,360
Number two, Niall Rogers.

818
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,760
Why did you not inform Daft Punk of your involvement in the festival?

819
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,520
I wonder what they have on him.

820
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,700
Did Daft Punk have him on a retainer?

821
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:40,960
Gabriel Grey.

822
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,500
What can I say?

823
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,420
The sky is grey today?

824
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,800
Gabriel Grey.

825
00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:50,640
How are you?

826
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:55,620
Thank you very much for that kind-hearted and generous tip.

827
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,380
You are a nice guy.

828
00:37:57,780 --> 00:38:01,920
And I want to say thanks for watching the show and supporting the stream.

829
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,240
Cheers, man.

830
00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:04,360
Best of luck.

831
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:06,520
Glad.

832
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:31,400
How are you, Gabriel?

833
00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:31,720
Look.

834
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:34,280
The window went down again there a second time.

835
00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,320
I was trying to think of something to say, but I couldn't.

836
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,560
So I'm just going to reiterate the first sentiment, which is,

837
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,900
thank you very much, and I appreciate that.

838
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:42,760
Cheers.

839
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,000
Fucking hell.

840
00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:53,740
See that?

841
00:38:54,380 --> 00:38:56,780
You wouldn't get that power out of a black tail normally.

842
00:38:57,180 --> 00:38:58,640
Maybe he was just on his last legs.

843
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,320
Someone's just...

844
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,600
Someone's after dropping down behind me there.

845
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,080
A bit of gas.

846
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:15,160
Why is the detective investigating Fontaine also called Fontaine, says Slavoj?

847
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:16,160
I don't know.

848
00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:16,600
You've just...

849
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,180
You've just...

850
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,280
Assumed that, I suppose, have you?

851
00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:21,100
Shouldn't he be called Fontaine's detective?

852
00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:22,420
Kind of like Frankenstein's monster job.

853
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,320
Well, listen, man.

854
00:39:23,420 --> 00:39:26,320
Nobody has said that he's called anything other than whatever he is.

855
00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:27,440
And we don't know that yet.

856
00:39:27,540 --> 00:39:28,580
Maybe you don't know that yet.

857
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:30,440
But we'll see.

858
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:34,000
Thank you very much, though.

859
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,920
And Donovan Shields, too.

860
00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:36,580
Brogoski.

861
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,340
Gabriel Grey.

862
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:39,260
Adam Wise.

863
00:39:39,620 --> 00:39:40,200
Annie Lenny.

864
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:41,520
Ali Cleary.

865
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:44,140
The whole goddamn shebang.

866
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,320
Bar of gold here, look.

867
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:51,640
Seen this?

868
00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:53,600
5,000 pesetas.

869
00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:56,820
It's great to have a bar of gold in the back pocket.

870
00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:59,700
You walk back into town on a Saturday...

871
00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:02,340
Friday, Saturday night, you feel like a fucking great man.

872
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:03,140
A big man.

873
00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:05,680
And the people uptown, they know you're a good man.

874
00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:07,620
Because you're a bar of gold in the back pocket backing you up.

875
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:19,080
Where can you go around and fucking use gold to buy and barter these days?

876
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:25,800
If you went into a pub on a Friday and slapped a bar of gold bullion down on the counter...

877
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,340
What would happen there?

878
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:35,400
Could you bring some kind of parer yolk that shaved off bits like gold flakes?

879
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,520
It still would have some value.

880
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:43,860
We don't know.

881
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,800
You can use it in Dubai.

882
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,080
Check.

883
00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:00,780
Check the rubble.

884
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,080
These plagues on the rocks appear to be fossilized.

885
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,860
Just how old are these things?

886
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,240
Leon Kennedy just pondering that little bit of information at the end.

887
00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:13,480
Just how old they are.

888
00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:15,280
Or are they?

889
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,080
And he has the time to do that.

890
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:21,780
Despite being in the middle of an absolute maelstrom of pain, violence and chaos.

891
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,780
He has the wherewithal to think about those things.

892
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,860
That's the kind of man this guy is.

893
00:41:32,380 --> 00:41:33,380
And we'll take this lad.

894
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:33,680
And we'll take this lad.

895
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,140
All of him.

896
00:41:35,140 --> 00:41:36,360
And shoot him.

897
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,020
It is his head.

898
00:41:39,020 --> 00:41:40,020
And we have given it to the Lord.

899
00:41:40,020 --> 00:41:40,940
And we have given it to the Lord.

900
00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:44,260
Hopefully the Lord can retrieve him from down there.

901
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,160
He needn't be retrieved though.

902
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,620
Even though his carcass will remain.

903
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,260
His soul will rise up to the heavens.

904
00:41:52,820 --> 00:41:56,780
According to the doctrine of Christianity.

905
00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:58,640
So they're okay.

906
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,040
And we don't feel bad as well.

907
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,420
Because they're mercy kills.

908
00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:05,140
We're not taking lives.

909
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:06,580
They are the undead.

910
00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:07,380
So to speak.

911
00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:10,140
It's a lever to move the trolley.

912
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:11,620
But at the end of the day.

913
00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:14,900
Any bit of fucking self deceiving.

914
00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:16,200
It will be necessary.

915
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,380
In the event of taking lives.

916
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:19,420
Of either the undead.

917
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:20,900
Or the living.

918
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,400
Any creature whatsoever.

919
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,820
A certain amount of self delusion.

920
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:26,820
Is probably necessary.

921
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,980
In order to maintain a level of sanity.

922
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:30,800
After you've taken a life.

923
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,900
I'm not speaking from experience.

924
00:42:34,540 --> 00:42:36,140
But I have read recently.

925
00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:37,380
That the human.

926
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,940
Is capable of delusion.

927
00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:41,880
On a grand scale.

928
00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:44,060
And actually it's imperative.

929
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,480
That we do delude ourselves.

930
00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:46,940
In order to keep going.

931
00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:47,820
Continuing on.

932
00:42:49,180 --> 00:42:50,320
It might be the only.

933
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,440
The self delusion.

934
00:42:51,540 --> 00:42:53,180
Might be the only fucking thing.

935
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:54,260
That'll save you in the end.

936
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,320
You might be all pious.

937
00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:01,120
And say that there's no self delusion.

938
00:43:01,180 --> 00:43:02,120
Going on in your life.

939
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,640
But there might come a time.

940
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:07,660
When you're tried and tested.

941
00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:08,580
You're put to the test.

942
00:43:08,660 --> 00:43:09,400
Your metal is bent.

943
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:10,240
It's hot.

944
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,000
You're smelted.

945
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,440
You're inside a big vat.

946
00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:14,320
Fucking liquid molten nitrogen.

947
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,440
That's an oxymoron.

948
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:19,740
And you might need to delude yourself.

949
00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:25,060
How.

950
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,020
I don't understand what's going on with this.

951
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:27,560
Cart.

952
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,000
At the end of the track.

953
00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:30,320
Dan the tan.

954
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:30,760
How are you?

955
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,980
Can you give a shout out to Simon.

956
00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:33,780
Le heart.

957
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:34,940
He's a lovely guy.

958
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:35,980
Simon Le heart.

959
00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:37,680
You're a man after my own heart.

960
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,420
I never knew what that meant as well.

961
00:43:42,420 --> 00:43:43,880
You're a man after my own heart.

962
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:45,600
Like.

963
00:43:46,340 --> 00:43:47,740
It sounds a bit gay.

964
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,220
But I know that it isn't.

965
00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:51,240
I think it's just like.

966
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,540
Oh you're the same as me.

967
00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:53,760
But it sounds like.

968
00:43:53,820 --> 00:43:55,440
You're actually trying to win my heart.

969
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:57,380
Look at this.

970
00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,240
Broken zip.

971
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:06,240
It's fucked.

972
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:06,360
Fucked.

973
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,120
Oh for fuck's sake.

974
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:12,120
It's fucked.

975
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,840
It's a fucking good jacket this.

976
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:27,880
It's fixed again.

977
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,320
I can't go beyond the hall door here.

978
00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:33,700
This is where it gets to.

979
00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:35,120
It's crunch time.

980
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:41,280
Somebody was asking me to give a shout out as well.

981
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:44,360
But I missed it.

982
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,080
I missed it.

983
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:53,060
But I didn't.

984
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:53,840
No I didn't.

985
00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:54,820
Did I did?

986
00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:55,600
No I didn't.

987
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:56,680
Yeah I didn't.

988
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,260
No I didn't.

989
00:44:58,640 --> 00:44:59,580
Yes I didn't.

990
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:01,840
Pickled Onions.

991
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:02,640
Thank you very much.

992
00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:05,540
You have a message Pickled Onions.

993
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:06,360
And that says.

994
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,240
Can you please give a shout out to Jess.

995
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,580
She's the best in the West.

996
00:45:09,580 --> 00:45:14,780
Yeah Jess.

997
00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:16,980
You're the best in the West.

998
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,540
And I just want to say to you.

999
00:45:18,740 --> 00:45:19,840
I'm mightily impressed.

1000
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:22,820
Do you like that one?

1001
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,180
Bit of a fucking twist on your idea.

1002
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:29,900
Whoa.

1003
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,220
I don't know what to do with this fucking thing.

1004
00:45:32,380 --> 00:45:32,740
This cart.

1005
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,000
Cartilage.

1006
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,720
Is there a switch up there that I missed or something?

1007
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:42,680
Anaconda Jeezy.

1008
00:45:45,420 --> 00:45:46,620
Thank you very much Jeezy.

1009
00:45:51,740 --> 00:45:53,060
Thanks for the donation.

1010
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,020
Thank you very much.

1011
00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:02,260
Operate.

1012
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,980
The power to the circuit breaker is cut.

1013
00:46:05,740 --> 00:46:06,520
Turn it on.

1014
00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:07,320
I will.

1015
00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:09,520
Oh yeah.

1016
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,020
This is where it gets a bit testing now.

1017
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,300
We've Chainsaw Massacre Man.

1018
00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:16,740
And the rest of the boys.

1019
00:46:18,740 --> 00:46:20,480
Thank you very much.

1020
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,320
Anaconda Jee.

1021
00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:22,640
And pickled onions.

1022
00:46:23,620 --> 00:46:24,940
Very very very kind of you.

1023
00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:28,340
I can't stress that enough.

1024
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,120
How kind you are.

1025
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:29,720
It's.

1026
00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:30,500
It's so.

1027
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:31,420
It's too kind.

1028
00:46:37,260 --> 00:46:39,840
I can only try and kill this guy first time.

1029
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:40,780
Second time for you.

1030
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:41,720
I said I would for.

1031
00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:43,960
For Darren Mack there earlier on.

1032
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,260
That went by the fucking wayside.

1033
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:53,280
Now.

1034
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,720
I think we'll take the mine.

1035
00:46:57,180 --> 00:46:57,840
Craft out.

1036
00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:59,380
Do a bit of Minecraft with this book.

1037
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,320
Sweet.

1038
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,480
That's a real sweet little nut.

1039
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,600
Snake plishkin.

1040
00:47:19,460 --> 00:47:21,000
Any snake with you man.

1041
00:47:21,460 --> 00:47:22,940
Thanks very much snake plishkin.

1042
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,300
You're a good egg.

1043
00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:25,520
You're the best egg.

1044
00:47:25,740 --> 00:47:26,480
You're a duck egg.

1045
00:47:26,660 --> 00:47:27,480
You're fucking blue.

1046
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:32,880
Oh I love this.

1047
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,500
I just love blast.

1048
00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:35,220
Lads.

1049
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,300
With the fucking striker.

1050
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,700
And then I can take this.

1051
00:47:42,220 --> 00:47:43,680
Baghead out of the game as well.

1052
00:47:44,340 --> 00:47:44,940
Oh fuck.

1053
00:47:45,540 --> 00:47:46,860
That was a bit fucking dangerous.

1054
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:52,540
Danger zone.

1055
00:47:52,860 --> 00:47:53,540
Kenny Loggins.

1056
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:57,940
Good night.

1057
00:47:58,140 --> 00:47:58,820
And god bless.

1058
00:47:59,000 --> 00:47:59,960
Let's reload that guy.

1059
00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:01,300
He's coming back at me.

1060
00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:03,140
In a big hard way.

1061
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:04,740
Champagne rhubarb.

1062
00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:05,900
Thank you very much.

1063
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:06,840
Champagne.

1064
00:48:07,300 --> 00:48:07,740
Rhubarb.

1065
00:48:08,140 --> 00:48:08,540
Yogurt.

1066
00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:16,840
Champagne man.

1067
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:17,620
Thanks very much.

1068
00:48:19,100 --> 00:48:20,080
Cheers very much man.

1069
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,780
It's been a fucking emotional roller coaster.

1070
00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:23,080
And I gotta say something man.

1071
00:48:23,660 --> 00:48:24,900
It was hard at first.

1072
00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:25,980
But it's fucking easy now.

1073
00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:29,360
Because I know that I've got you backing me up.

1074
00:48:31,940 --> 00:48:35,860
When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields.

1075
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,540
There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace.

1076
00:48:40,140 --> 00:48:41,520
And setting fire to them.

1077
00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:43,540
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

1078
00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:45,420
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

1079
00:48:45,580 --> 00:48:47,300
I do a few rolls on the ground.

1080
00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:49,480
And a few reptilious repetitions.

1081
00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:51,260
Just to get the blood flowing.

1082
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:53,620
Once those flames are licking high.

1083
00:48:53,860 --> 00:48:55,720
It's time to shtick your coal in it.

1084
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,400
You can generate extra drafdage.

1085
00:48:59,580 --> 00:49:01,460
By using your gooch as a waft.

1086
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,720
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

1087
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:10,340
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

1088
00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:12,280
Sorry there.

1089
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:16,500
It was a bit of an emotional roller coaster at the fucking last hip that was going on.

1090
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,520
Slavoj Zizek back again in the house.

1091
00:49:19,780 --> 00:49:20,540
Thank you very much.

1092
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,580
You're telling me I'm peddling lies.

1093
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:25,880
And I refer to the detective as Fontaine on the live streams.

1094
00:49:26,020 --> 00:49:26,740
Well I don't.

1095
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:27,280
Do I?

1096
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:28,860
I don't know if I have.

1097
00:49:28,940 --> 00:49:29,840
I think that's bullshit.

1098
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,220
But thanks very much for watching.

1099
00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:36,860
Don't fucking try me man.

1100
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:40,220
Boston Scientific.

1101
00:49:40,220 --> 00:49:41,080
Thank you very much.

1102
00:49:41,140 --> 00:49:42,840
You are the reason the crack is so mighty.

1103
00:49:42,940 --> 00:49:43,840
And Boston Scientific.

1104
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:45,960
I don't know about that.

1105
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:46,720
Would they allow me.

1106
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:50,280
Would they allow you to watch the stream in there?

1107
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:53,280
I don't.

1108
00:49:53,340 --> 00:49:53,760
I don't know.

1109
00:49:53,860 --> 00:49:55,020
You shouldn't be telling that.

1110
00:49:55,060 --> 00:49:57,240
Because the people might get back to your boss.

1111
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:01,040
Demba Ba.

1112
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,300
Thank you very much Demba Ba.

1113
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:06,940
Got a blue spine.

1114
00:50:07,060 --> 00:50:08,540
A blue velvet for you there Demba.

1115
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,080
Leave her for the trolley.

1116
00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:12,440
We already pulled that fucking thing.

1117
00:50:14,540 --> 00:50:15,500
Oh we didn't.

1118
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:22,940
Thank you very much Anonymous.

1119
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:26,480
Chicken.

1120
00:50:27,220 --> 00:50:27,420
Chick.

1121
00:50:27,420 --> 00:50:37,280
Chixi Dickin. Chixi Dickin. That's your name. That's why it says Dick in the name. It won't let you say Dick in the title. Thanks very much for the tip.

1122
00:50:44,280 --> 00:51:05,960
Sarah Feingold, how the hell are you? I hope that you have had an amazing blistering day and the rest of the weekend is going to be an absolute crack jam, which is a new adjective I've just invented there to describe a great weekend.

1123
00:51:06,540 --> 00:51:13,660
Steve Jennings will fill you in with the rest of the information regarding the crack jam. Thanks very much, though.

1124
00:51:13,660 --> 00:51:34,180
The electric picnic is cod. There's no bit of picnicking going on, electric or otherwise. You're not really there, are you, Steve? I mean, I know I'm here. We've got the dynamite, baby. Boom goes the dynamite.

1125
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:48,880
Shout out to Beardsman MEP from Sarah Feingold, who says that Beardsman is class. I'd like to corroborate that and go even further and say that not only is he class, he's nice as well.

1126
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:55,460
Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship? Because that stuff was a blast.

1127
00:52:01,340 --> 00:52:12,180
Glenn Kelly. What can I say about Glenn Kelly that hasn't already been said? An absolute prime time exponent of the term legend.

1128
00:52:12,180 --> 00:52:24,700
In fact, if you go and look up the word legend in the dictionary, you won't see a picture of Glenn, but you will get an idea of what the man is about.

1129
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:26,940
I want to say thanks very much, Glenn.

1130
00:52:29,260 --> 00:52:33,840
You say a prayer for the people of Tala. I will.

1131
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:33,840
I will.

1132
00:52:33,840 --> 00:53:02,580
I invented a new way of praying there, which deviates from the Catholic ritualistic doing the sign on the cross at the end.

1133
00:53:02,900 --> 00:53:05,580
With the additional Latino kiss of the finger.

1134
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:11,840
It involves a kind of a dab mechanism at the end. I'll show you it now.

1135
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:20,120
I think it enhances prayers and that God actually answers your prayers five times faster than normal Catholic ritualistic practices.

1136
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:22,140
It goes a little something like this.

1137
00:53:22,660 --> 00:53:25,880
You've got the usual head to the stomach, to the shoulder to shoulder.

1138
00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:28,080
You can do a bit of a weave in there as well.

1139
00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:31,060
Head bob.

1140
00:53:32,060 --> 00:53:34,060
And then that's to open it up to close.

1141
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:35,260
Same again.

1142
00:53:37,100 --> 00:53:37,720
Kiss the finger.

1143
00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:41,240
And then up to there like that.

1144
00:53:42,740 --> 00:53:43,920
I think he likes that.

1145
00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:46,300
That's just me.

1146
00:53:46,380 --> 00:53:47,560
I'm just saying that.

1147
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:54,480
I can't guarantee there is no scientific way of actually verifying any religious ritual.

1148
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,960
So, I mean, you could actually just do what you want, to be honest.

1149
00:53:58,540 --> 00:53:59,540
But, I mean, that's my one.

1150
00:53:59,700 --> 00:54:00,720
And feel free to use it.

1151
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:05,080
Boston.

1152
00:54:05,820 --> 00:54:07,100
Thank you very much again.

1153
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:08,180
Electricity has been supplied.

1154
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:09,200
There's no need to operate again.

1155
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:22,500
Jack Deegan says, was looking for a new way to connect with the Lord.

1156
00:54:23,060 --> 00:54:23,960
Thank you, Francis.

1157
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:24,720
No problem.

1158
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:27,280
It's great to spice.

1159
00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:28,600
Spice up.

1160
00:54:30,740 --> 00:54:31,540
The Lord.

1161
00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:35,020
Spice up your Lord by the Spice Girls.

1162
00:54:37,460 --> 00:54:38,440
Oh, fucking hell.

1163
00:54:38,460 --> 00:54:38,980
What am I doing?

1164
00:54:39,220 --> 00:54:39,960
What am I doing?

1165
00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:42,220
I've been wandering around this pit for...

1166
00:54:43,540 --> 00:54:45,740
It's 55 minutes we've been in this pit.

1167
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:48,080
Dynamite.

1168
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,360
Okay, dynamite.

1169
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:51,360
There was something to do with dynamite, wasn't there?

1170
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,500
Stick the dynamite somewhere else.

1171
00:55:03,780 --> 00:55:05,580
I'd say we go back down to the rocks.

1172
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,000
Down to the rocks and blow the dynamite that way.

1173
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:16,040
I can see Mulkeen there is just after telling me what's going on.

1174
00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:17,780
You are a liar.

1175
00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:19,540
You've done nothing but lied.

1176
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:25,840
Watch this now.

1177
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:31,720
Place is about to explode, man.

1178
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,800
Place is about to explode.

1179
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,580
Make sure you're wearing your explosion suit, man.

1180
00:55:39,260 --> 00:55:41,160
Place is gonna go boom, boom.

1181
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:44,620
No.

1182
00:55:45,100 --> 00:55:45,540
Check.

1183
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:46,360
Check.

1184
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:47,300
Check out my melody.

1185
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:48,580
Keys and treasures.

1186
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:53,340
No.

1187
00:55:53,340 --> 00:55:53,340
Not.

1188
00:55:55,340 --> 00:55:55,600
Not.

1189
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:56,900
Today.

1190
00:55:56,900 --> 00:55:57,400
Bye.

1191
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:23,240
Bye.

1192
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:23,280
Bye.

1193
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:23,340
Bye.

1194
00:56:23,340 --> 00:56:23,340
Bye.

1195
00:56:23,340 --> 00:56:23,340
Bye.

1196
00:56:23,340 --> 00:56:37,420
Run. Watch your ears. It's gonna be a blast. Do you see that? What a blast. That was amazing.

1197
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:44,200
Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? Because that stuff was a blast.

1198
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:59,020
Pat Cox Metal Gear. Thank you very much Pat Cox. Pat Cox Metal Gear here. Just coming down with a touch of fox dye.

1199
00:57:00,580 --> 00:57:08,860
Oh good evening Pat. Oh hello Pat. Oh hello Pat Fox. Wouldn't it be better for Pat Fox from Foxhound.

1200
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,520
Imagine they remade Metal Gear Solid again.

1201
00:57:14,580 --> 00:57:20,880
With a mind to incorporating Pat Cox MEP phone call to P Flynn on the late late.

1202
00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:24,720
And instead of liquid snake he had liquid Flynn.

1203
00:57:25,540 --> 00:57:30,020
And Pat Cox was Pat Fox from Foxhound.

1204
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,160
Pat Foxhound MEP here.

1205
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:41,420
There was a video of Pat Cox talking and he has like a pink sweater slung over the shoulders with the like that.

1206
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,020
And he's talking to a bunch of like politics students or something.

1207
00:57:45,740 --> 00:57:46,740
And it's pure.

1208
00:57:49,740 --> 00:57:50,140
Gobbledygook.

1209
00:57:50,820 --> 00:57:52,760
But it said then.

1210
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,920
Because he was like the head of the EU.

1211
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:55,960
Not the head of the EU.

1212
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,140
He was really far up though.

1213
00:57:57,220 --> 00:57:57,820
He was up there.

1214
00:57:57,900 --> 00:57:58,500
Up at the top.

1215
00:57:58,860 --> 00:57:59,920
He was at the top table.

1216
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,160
So was P Flynn.

1217
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,480
And you'd wonder what skills.

1218
00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:06,860
You know he wasn't that.

1219
00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:08,100
It didn't seem like.

1220
00:58:08,260 --> 00:58:09,320
Pat Cox didn't seem.

1221
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:11,700
Like the most remarkable figure.

1222
00:58:11,940 --> 00:58:13,260
That he would actually end up.

1223
00:58:13,380 --> 00:58:17,680
Heading up the major conglomerate states of the European Union.

1224
00:58:19,540 --> 00:58:21,060
So you'd wonder how they got there.

1225
00:58:21,180 --> 00:58:22,920
And then someone in the comment wrote.

1226
00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:24,380
Pat Cox.

1227
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:25,640
An expert.

1228
00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:28,680
An expert waffler and salary getter.

1229
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:30,740
A man who never delivered.

1230
00:58:30,740 --> 00:58:32,260
With distinction.

1231
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:38,520
Now.

1232
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:45,560
Kieran.

1233
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:46,800
Thank you very much Kieran.

1234
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:47,340
This.

1235
00:58:48,060 --> 00:58:49,640
Pit of lava is for you.

1236
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:54,000
Look at that.

1237
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:56,160
Terminator 2.

1238
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:57,120
Frank McCord.

1239
00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:00,480
An expert.

1240
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:00,480
An expert.

1241
00:59:00,660 --> 00:59:01,600
Salary getter.

1242
00:59:01,860 --> 00:59:03,360
An expert waffler.

1243
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,740
And salary getter.

1244
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,260
A man who never delivered.

1245
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:08,380
Dot dot dot.

1246
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:09,900
With distinction.

1247
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,480
Who lives in this beast.

1248
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:21,980
In this lava pit.

1249
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,280
They're tooling me up.

1250
00:59:26,340 --> 00:59:26,980
With a load of.

1251
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:30,300
Bullets and stuff.

1252
00:59:30,540 --> 00:59:32,400
So there's going to be a big fight coming up.

1253
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,380
This part is about crack viper.

1254
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:36,000
Stay vigilant.

1255
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:36,640
Kevin McGlynn.

1256
00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:37,500
Thanks for the heads up.

1257
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,600
Thank you very much.

1258
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:39,600
Thank you very much.

1259
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,020
Kieran Rogan.

1260
00:59:41,660 --> 00:59:42,680
Pat Cox Metal Gear.

1261
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:44,620
Boston Scientific.

1262
00:59:45,100 --> 00:59:45,660
Glenn Kelly.

1263
00:59:45,860 --> 00:59:46,500
Steve Jennings.

1264
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:47,260
Fine gold.

1265
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:48,840
Dixon.

1266
00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:49,740
Demba.

1267
00:59:50,900 --> 00:59:51,400
Zizek.

1268
00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:52,820
Dan the Tan.

1269
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:53,900
Champagne rhubarb.

1270
00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:55,540
Gigante.

1271
00:59:57,540 --> 00:59:58,460
Fucking hell.

1272
00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:59,100
Two of the cunts.

1273
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:02,980
Vida.

1274
01:00:02,980 --> 01:00:02,980
Vida.

1275
01:00:02,980 --> 01:00:03,020
Vida.

1276
01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:03,760
Thank you very much.

1277
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:04,080
Vida.

1278
01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:08,440
Living la vida loca.

1279
01:00:10,060 --> 01:00:14,540
She'll make you take your socks off and go wanking in the rain.

1280
01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:17,500
Once you've had a taste of her.

1281
01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:19,640
You'll never taste again.

1282
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,120
I wasn't he gay the whole time.

1283
01:00:23,340 --> 01:00:24,100
What was he on about?

1284
01:00:24,820 --> 01:00:25,420
What's this?

1285
01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:28,060
Oh I know.

1286
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,100
I have to wait for that to...

1287
01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:33,240
Wait for it to...

1288
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:33,740
Go back...

1289
01:00:33,740 --> 01:00:35,580
To normal.

1290
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:36,740
And then...

1291
01:00:36,740 --> 01:00:39,740
Get them...

1292
01:00:40,740 --> 01:00:43,180
Get them then.

1293
01:00:44,460 --> 01:00:44,900
Yes.

1294
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:46,000
This is it.

1295
01:00:51,460 --> 01:00:52,980
Oh you fucking Luna.

1296
01:00:53,620 --> 01:00:54,100
Luna.

1297
01:00:55,180 --> 01:00:56,300
Lula I was gonna say.

1298
01:00:56,940 --> 01:00:58,660
A mixture of lunatic and lula.

1299
01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:07,820
These two Pat Coxes here have had their day.

1300
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:10,400
I'm off to sue an old lady over a field.

1301
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:12,860
Because I need that money.

1302
01:01:13,340 --> 01:01:13,740
Yes.

1303
01:01:13,740 --> 01:01:13,880
Yes.

1304
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:16,800
Haha.

1305
01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:18,560
Look at him thrashing around.

1306
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:20,920
Like the idiot he is.

1307
01:01:21,300 --> 01:01:24,320
He should never have came looking for trouble.

1308
01:01:24,780 --> 01:01:26,060
Down my alley.

1309
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:38,480
Uh oh.

1310
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:50,200
Brilliant. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it!

1311
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:53,960
Can't use it again. Can't use it again.

1312
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:57,180
Gonna have to mine him. Bitcoin mine.

1313
01:02:03,180 --> 01:02:05,260
A dose of laryngitis?

1314
01:02:06,060 --> 01:02:10,900
Dose, dose, dose, d-d-d-d-dose of laryngitis, j-d-d-d-d-ditis.

1315
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:15,060
Laryngite to us, Pat. Laryngite to us, Pat.

1316
01:02:15,580 --> 01:02:15,860
Fuck.

1317
01:02:21,340 --> 01:02:23,840
Cut his arm. Taking the Aidsbury.

1318
01:02:28,700 --> 01:02:29,720
One in the chest.

1319
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:45,800
He'll need some CBD after that.

1320
01:02:45,800 --> 01:03:08,180
What do I do here after I've kneeled in with the dart?

1321
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:14,800
Has he got a plagger on the back or something that I need to...

1322
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,560
I need to get.

1323
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,260
Don't be squeezy.

1324
01:03:23,260 --> 01:03:25,600
Go back to your own bleeding squeeze.

1325
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:30,900
Go back to your own bleeding smelting room and be squeezy there.

1326
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:34,080
But don't be squeezy around my smelting room.

1327
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:37,920
Through the legs. Nutmeg.

1328
01:03:38,620 --> 01:03:41,000
Look at the fucking toenails on him, man. He stinks.

1329
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,080
He stinks.

1330
01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:47,580
I know I can't smell him, but look at the toenails. Sure you'd fucking...

1331
01:03:47,580 --> 01:03:47,960
Ehhh...

1332
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:57,580
Knife. After dark. Oh no.

1333
01:04:01,580 --> 01:04:01,900
Rated R.

1334
01:04:01,900 --> 01:04:15,340
Fucking, uh, a pigeon landed on the window sill today and he kept tapping on the window.

1335
01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:17,660
I told him.

1336
01:04:19,660 --> 01:04:20,160
He's got a biggie.

1337
01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:26,880
Oh, for fuck's sake, man. He keeps coming.

1338
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:29,160
He's got nothing better to do with his time.

1339
01:04:29,420 --> 01:04:31,860
Has he nothing better to do on a Friday evening?

1340
01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:35,360
He couldn't get tickets to the picnic, so I had to nutmeg him.

1341
01:04:41,860 --> 01:04:43,240
He's weak to affection.

1342
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:43,280
He's weak to affection.

1343
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,600
Armando Wudu was at the window the last day, man.

1344
01:04:49,780 --> 01:04:50,600
Trying to get in.

1345
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,620
Trying to fucking piggyback on...

1346
01:04:54,620 --> 01:04:56,000
On my glory.

1347
01:05:01,620 --> 01:05:04,500
Jeremy P. Francis, I'm gonna try what you're saying, brother.

1348
01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:07,540
Even though it told me I won't be able to use it again.

1349
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:12,500
Why are you...

1350
01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:14,100
Why are you so obsessed with me?

1351
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:15,380
Because, Frank...

1352
01:05:15,380 --> 01:05:17,540
Jesus Christ in heaven.

1353
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:25,520
Fucking plagues, man.

1354
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:26,520
The plagues are after you.

1355
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:31,520
Where's he gone?

1356
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:32,540
He's gone Lula, I think.

1357
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:34,280
He's gone fucking Lula, man.

1358
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:42,200
He's fucked.

1359
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:53,320
Fuck.

1360
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:57,320
Clip his toenails with a knife...

1361
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:58,680
And then put the guns away for change.

1362
01:05:58,760 --> 01:05:59,460
There's no...

1363
01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:01,100
I don't have a toenail clipper.

1364
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,200
They didn't give you one.

1365
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,420
I wouldn't wait for him, either.

1366
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,020
He's too big.

1367
01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:06,280
He'd stamp on you.

1368
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:12,920
He's got fucking...

1369
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:14,200
Backworms.

1370
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:19,060
Oh, shit.

1371
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:22,480
He's got backworms, man.

1372
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,280
Go on.

1373
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:24,280
Come on.

1374
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:24,280
Come on.

1375
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:24,280
Come on.

1376
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:24,480
Come on.

1377
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:24,480
Come on.

1378
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:25,320
Come on.

1379
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:25,320
Come on.

1380
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:25,360
Come on.

1381
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:25,360
Come on.

1382
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:25,360
Come on.

1383
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:25,420
Come on.

1384
01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:25,420
Come on.

1385
01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:25,420
Come on.

1386
01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:25,980
Come on.

1387
01:06:25,980 --> 01:06:26,420
Come on.

1388
01:06:26,420 --> 01:06:26,420
Come on.

1389
01:06:26,420 --> 01:06:27,020
Come on.

1390
01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:27,020
Come on.

1391
01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:27,120
Come on.

1392
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:27,260
Come on.

1393
01:06:27,260 --> 01:06:27,260
Come on.

1394
01:06:27,260 --> 01:06:27,260
Come on.

1395
01:06:27,260 --> 01:06:27,780
Come on.

1396
01:06:27,780 --> 01:06:28,180
Come on.

1397
01:06:28,180 --> 01:06:28,260
Come on.

1398
01:06:28,260 --> 01:06:29,360
Come on.

1399
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:29,360
Come on.

1400
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:29,360
Come on.

1401
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:29,860
Come on.

1402
01:06:29,860 --> 01:06:30,180
Come on.

1403
01:06:30,180 --> 01:06:31,240
Come on.

1404
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:31,320
Come on.

1405
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:31,320
Come on.

1406
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:31,320
Come on.

1407
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:31,860
Come on.

1408
01:06:31,860 --> 01:06:32,320
Come on.

1409
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:33,400
Come on.

1410
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:34,280
Come on.

1411
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:34,300
Come on.

1412
01:06:34,300 --> 01:06:36,360
He's so nippy.

1413
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,260
Go on.

1414
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:44,160
He's so nippy.

1415
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:00,300
Fucking hell, it's taking a long time.

1416
01:07:02,940 --> 01:07:03,800
Oh, no.

1417
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,720
This is it. Plaga time.

1418
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:10,800
Fuck.

1419
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:14,560
Welcome to the plaga.

1420
01:07:14,940 --> 01:07:16,280
The plage. The beach.

1421
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:18,180
He's still going.

1422
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:27,760
Look at this.

1423
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:33,560
Fuck.

1424
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:35,960
You're joking.

1425
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:38,040
You're fucking joking.

1426
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,300
Oh, you're fucking joking, man.

1427
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:46,980
I can't do this again.

1428
01:07:47,980 --> 01:07:49,040
I'm going to have to do this again.

1429
01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:58,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1430
01:07:58,920 --> 01:07:59,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1431
01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:00,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1432
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:01,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1433
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:02,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1434
01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:03,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1435
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:04,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1436
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:05,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1437
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:06,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1438
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:07,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1439
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:08,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1440
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:09,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1441
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:10,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1442
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:11,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1443
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:12,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1444
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:13,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1445
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:14,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1446
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:15,920
I'm going to have to do this again.

1447
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:29,720
Oh, fuck.

1448
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:29,720
Ah.

1449
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:35,720
Steph, thank you very much.

1450
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:39,720
Sorry.

1451
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:40,720
Thank you very much, Steph.

1452
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,420
I'm just I'm up against it at the moment.

1453
01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:50,220
We have a gigantic on the on the tail, you know, so we're looking at a bit of a bit of a delay.

1454
01:08:50,220 --> 01:08:55,220
I'm getting around to acknowledging the chat there.

1455
01:09:02,620 --> 01:09:04,220
What am I meant to do?

1456
01:09:09,220 --> 01:09:10,220
Fucking joke.

1457
01:09:10,220 --> 01:09:14,020
Fuck.

1458
01:09:24,020 --> 01:09:25,020
How am I meant to get that cunt?

1459
01:09:25,020 --> 01:09:26,020
Look at him.

1460
01:09:38,820 --> 01:09:39,620
Do the shimmy.

1461
01:09:47,620 --> 01:09:48,620
Fucking hell.

1462
01:10:04,620 --> 01:10:05,820
You're fucking joking me.

1463
01:10:14,820 --> 01:10:15,420
Still alive.

1464
01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:16,420
Still alive.

1465
01:10:20,420 --> 01:10:22,420
I was about to fucking throw the pad through the window.

1466
01:10:22,420 --> 01:10:26,420
And I realized that would be a bad job altogether.

1467
01:10:26,420 --> 01:10:39,100
job altogether stuck this

1468
01:10:39,100 --> 01:11:08,540
sorry about that was a bit of a departure from sanity

1469
01:11:08,540 --> 01:11:13,320
the I don't know what was going on how are you going thank you very much how are you going

1470
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:18,580
and Steph thanks very much for your kind-hearted and generous donation tip

1471
01:11:18,580 --> 01:11:27,220
which was a an absolute blast to receive did someone just drop a bomb on this shit

1472
01:11:27,220 --> 01:11:29,800
because that stuff was a blast

1473
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:51,440
pretty tough going this gigantic guy you know he's he's a bit of a fucking

1474
01:11:51,440 --> 01:12:05,540
he's a stonewaller oh like he's a stone he's made of stone he's hard to break

1475
01:12:05,540 --> 01:12:14,520
he's not a like a gay rights protester but uh they come in all shapes and sizes nowadays anyway so

1476
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:18,240
for all for all we know he probably is one look at the shit he's wearing

1477
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:23,200
um let's go back to the game and see if we can beat these guys

1478
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:27,460
i want to beat these guys and i want to beat them handily in front of you

1479
01:12:27,460 --> 01:12:31,520
the aim of the game would be to get both of the bastards onto the griddle

1480
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:40,400
if we can get the two boys onto the grid is that even possible we don't know

1481
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:47,800
cheek thank you very much cheek

1482
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:55,140
why did you not mention your well-paid employment with the umbrella corporation

1483
01:12:55,140 --> 01:13:02,820
for the same reason i didn't mention trees are caromy look you've had your you've had your time

1484
01:13:02,820 --> 01:13:11,620
pretty one-sided argument i don't know anything about it yes you do frank you know everything about it

1485
01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:18,260
you know everything about it frank you have been peddling lies about limerick for the last 18 years

1486
01:13:18,260 --> 01:13:23,620
i've driven two hours from limerick to be here tonight frank you're not gonna sense me again pat

1487
01:13:23,620 --> 01:13:42,580
you can watch kenny live on the rt app on rte archives i was watching it earlier on and uh he had a feminist lady from america promoting her book on

1488
01:13:42,580 --> 01:13:51,260
he had simon weston the guy from the falklands who had the unfortunate incident and uh a band and all that kind of stuff

1489
01:13:51,260 --> 01:14:18,260
but they used to call kenny live kenny dead because it lacked any atmosphere uh and it's brilliant it's like watching knowing me knowing you but a real version so you can watch that thanks very much rte that's actually worth it's unintentionally hilarious stuff like probably the best comedy they've put out there in a while go on the two of them maybe it's just one maybe you can only do one

1490
01:14:18,260 --> 01:14:41,760
fucking hell man thank you very much cheek you're a cheeky boy thank you very much veteran weed man thank you very much as well you're a cheeky cheeky weed man look at the the box here the the attache case i have

1491
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:47,360
someone was saying it's messed up and needs needs fixing

1492
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:53,760
we'll combine those boys bye pat

1493
01:14:53,760 --> 01:15:03,760
thank you very much bye pat appreciate that thank you thanks very much

1494
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:16,760
buy a rocket launcher equip it once you get into the room walk over where they show up quickly shoot one of them cutscene ends then climb the ladder drop the other one

1495
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:43,760
monsanto how are you monsanto thank you very much thank you very much and you do even though you do cause cancer i think you're a you're a fucking was it anti bug spray fly fly spray blind boys bum blind boys bum thank you flashbang mep here

1496
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:50,760
what if i gave this guy a little taste of this in the head

1497
01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:54,760
oh yeah

1498
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:58,760
selinus

1499
01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:00,760
selinus

1500
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:12,760
selinus

1501
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:15,760
selinus

1502
01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:17,760
selinus

1503
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:19,760
selinus

1504
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:21,760
selinus

1505
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,760
Let the boom time!

1506
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:25,760
Let the boom time!

1507
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:27,760
Oh

1508
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:29,760
Oh

1509
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:31,760
Oh

1510
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:33,760
Oh

1511
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:35,760
Oh

1512
01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:37,760
Oh

1513
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:39,760
Oh

1514
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:41,760
Oh

1515
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:43,760
Oh

1516
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,760
Oh

1517
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:47,760
Oh

1518
01:16:47,760 --> 01:17:17,740
I like the build time.

1519
01:17:17,740 --> 01:17:47,720
I like the build time.

1520
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:51,720
Fucking hell.

1521
01:17:51,720 --> 01:18:09,720
Oh for fuck's sake.

1522
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:11,720
Chained out of it man.

1523
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:13,720
Chainzilla.

1524
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:20,000
This guy is known as Salinas.

1525
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:23,560
Steve Jennings wife here.

1526
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:24,320
His phone is dead.

1527
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:28,740
If you get him to lean down and run up his back.

1528
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:30,540
You'll kill the lad.

1529
01:18:30,900 --> 01:18:32,440
On his back with a knife.

1530
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:36,440
Thanks very much Steve Jennings wife.

1531
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:40,760
Thanks very much Steve Jennings wife.

1532
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:48,780
Thank you for your glorious tip.

1533
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:50,300
Thank you very much Sean.

1534
01:18:52,860 --> 01:18:53,940
Thank you very much.

1535
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:57,900
This is a real tough little part of the game to crack.

1536
01:19:04,900 --> 01:19:09,100
My CF has your name tattooed under her tit.

1537
01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:10,920
Throw Stephanie a shout out.

1538
01:19:11,020 --> 01:19:11,660
She'll snap.

1539
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:14,140
Alright Stephanie fair play to you.

1540
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:14,900
Thank you very much.

1541
01:19:16,260 --> 01:19:17,460
I don't believe that.

1542
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:21,180
But then again I'm not going to say I'll believe it when I see it either.

1543
01:19:21,980 --> 01:19:23,620
Because it could lend me some hot water.

1544
01:19:26,580 --> 01:19:28,060
Standards and practices.

1545
01:19:29,900 --> 01:19:30,860
Selective herbicide.

1546
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,300
Thank you very much Monsanto.

1547
01:19:33,620 --> 01:19:34,700
Who did I miss there?

1548
01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:39,580
What was that?

1549
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:40,660
Bucket of crust.

1550
01:19:42,020 --> 01:19:42,780
Selective herbicide.

1551
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:43,740
Do you know Chris Tordoff?

1552
01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:44,380
I don't.

1553
01:19:44,700 --> 01:19:45,640
I do not know him.

1554
01:19:46,140 --> 01:19:47,620
How are you getting on there Susan?

1555
01:19:47,900 --> 01:19:48,680
Not too bad.

1556
01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:49,180
How are you going?

1557
01:19:49,260 --> 01:19:49,880
Thank you very much.

1558
01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:51,240
There you go.

1559
01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:52,060
Do you know Chris Tordoff?

1560
01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:52,700
I don't.

1561
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:54,120
But I do know Matt Salinas.

1562
01:19:54,740 --> 01:19:55,760
He's a cool cat.

1563
01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:57,160
And he's one of the best.

1564
01:19:58,340 --> 01:19:59,880
Just want to say a big shout out.

1565
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:00,840
to Matt Salinas.

1566
01:20:01,220 --> 01:20:03,020
For providing us with this stream today.

1567
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,280
Bucket of crust.

1568
01:20:13,380 --> 01:20:14,140
Thank you very much.

1569
01:20:15,740 --> 01:20:16,420
Oh man.

1570
01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:18,480
This is a real fucking tough nut to crack.

1571
01:20:19,300 --> 01:20:19,980
This really is.

1572
01:20:19,980 --> 01:20:21,640
This is a real tough cookie.

1573
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:28,360
I think we're going to flame house him.

1574
01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:38,880
Does he have a thing on his back?

1575
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:42,580
If so,

1576
01:20:42,940 --> 01:20:44,200
where can I reach it?

1577
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:47,820
Fuck.

1578
01:20:54,220 --> 01:20:55,800
You're going to tell more Salinas?

1579
01:20:57,180 --> 01:20:58,180
He's been peddling...

1580
01:20:58,180 --> 01:20:59,520
Peddling Salais.

1581
01:21:07,020 --> 01:21:08,060
Look at his face.

1582
01:21:11,180 --> 01:21:12,060
Up the ladder.

1583
01:21:20,060 --> 01:21:30,700
Where is he?

1584
01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:32,540
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1585
01:21:40,620 --> 01:21:41,500
On his head.

1586
01:21:42,700 --> 01:21:43,820
That ought to hold him.

1587
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:47,560
Yes!

1588
01:21:48,660 --> 01:21:50,900
I'm going to fucking put one of these mines on the plaga.

1589
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:54,560
Take that, con't.

1590
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:56,400
And then we'll blast him as well.

1591
01:21:56,480 --> 01:21:57,880
Just before the fucking thing blows up.

1592
01:22:02,340 --> 01:22:04,020
I think I blew up the fucking mine.

1593
01:22:08,820 --> 01:22:10,320
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1594
01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:26,040
I could have got him then as well.

1595
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:31,540
It's a waste.

1596
01:22:32,260 --> 01:22:33,100
Big time waste.

1597
01:22:33,100 --> 01:22:43,020
BDSM giant gimp.

1598
01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:54,420
Fuck.

1599
01:22:55,940 --> 01:22:57,720
I have no mines left.

1600
01:22:59,900 --> 01:23:01,320
No mines left.

1601
01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:03,320
Fuck.

1602
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:13,680
Fucking hell.

1603
01:23:16,220 --> 01:23:16,700
Nutmeg.

1604
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:25,520
Shout out to Shane OC please from Aoife.

1605
01:23:25,940 --> 01:23:26,900
Thank you very much.

1606
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:28,420
I don't know why I'm thanking you.

1607
01:23:28,480 --> 01:23:29,300
I'm just reading out your comment.

1608
01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:30,500
But thanks for watching.

1609
01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:34,620
And Shane OC, you got a shout out there from Aoife.

1610
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:34,980
Wow.

1611
01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:36,360
That is...

1612
01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:41,280
You are living on cloud nine, I'd say, at this moment in time.

1613
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:49,320
Fucking hell.

1614
01:23:52,500 --> 01:24:05,680
I'm going to have to have a fucking brick of galaxy, John.

1615
01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:22,920
Fucking galaxy caramel, John.

1616
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:28,880
Did you just drink oil, Jake?

1617
01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:29,380
No, I didn't.

1618
01:24:29,660 --> 01:24:32,000
It was, as Max says, a pint of cow juice.

1619
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,160
I tell you.

1620
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:42,180
I tell you.

1621
01:24:42,180 --> 01:24:42,260
Yeah.

1622
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:45,880
This giant gimp.

1623
01:24:48,100 --> 01:24:50,340
He is one tough gimp.

1624
01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:59,720
Puts paid to the assumption that I always held, which was...

1625
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:01,320
All gimps are soft cocks.

1626
01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:03,220
Not true.

1627
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:08,940
I thought they were all submissive weirdos.

1628
01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:11,600
This guy...

1629
01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:14,300
He's a hard ass.

1630
01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:24,440
Thank you very much.

1631
01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:26,560
Grogoski.

1632
01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:31,600
I don't know from experience, Samantha.

1633
01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:33,180
But, um...

1634
01:25:33,180 --> 01:25:34,300
Say the gimp in Pulp Fiction...

1635
01:25:35,420 --> 01:25:36,880
Looked like a bit of a dick.

1636
01:25:37,060 --> 01:25:37,940
Like a soft cock.

1637
01:25:40,380 --> 01:25:43,840
Thank you for your glorious tip.

1638
01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:47,080
Agent Orange, thank you.

1639
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:51,500
Is that your man, Niall Rogers and Florence McMachini?

1640
01:25:52,260 --> 01:25:54,680
Chasing down the festival organizer, a.k.a. Leon.

1641
01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:55,620
It's not.

1642
01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:56,820
It's just a giant gimp.

1643
01:25:58,560 --> 01:25:59,740
He's not friendly either.

1644
01:26:00,180 --> 01:26:00,900
Sean Kibblehan.

1645
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:06,100
I didn't see your name pop up, Sean.

1646
01:26:06,340 --> 01:26:07,380
But thank you very much.

1647
01:26:07,740 --> 01:26:08,560
For your kind...

1648
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:10,560
Generous...

1649
01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:11,560
Beautiful.

1650
01:26:11,860 --> 01:26:12,640
Beautiful tip.

1651
01:26:13,140 --> 01:26:14,860
Which makes me want to fight dragons.

1652
01:26:16,820 --> 01:26:17,660
Come on, then.

1653
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:18,960
He's fecking dragons.

1654
01:26:19,060 --> 01:26:19,900
I'll take both of you.

1655
01:26:19,900 --> 01:26:19,900
I...

1656
01:26:19,900 --> 01:26:20,400
I...

1657
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:20,900
I...

1658
01:26:20,900 --> 01:26:21,400
I...

1659
01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:23,080
I'm burning to death.

1660
01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:33,820
Like...

1661
01:26:33,820 --> 01:26:36,680
Let's do this.

1662
01:26:40,620 --> 01:26:42,960
The troll is reforming rights, Ed Fred.

1663
01:26:43,380 --> 01:26:45,220
Why are you people calling, you know, it's a troll...

1664
01:26:45,220 --> 01:26:46,240
Calling the thing a troll?

1665
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:46,740
It's a...

1666
01:26:46,740 --> 01:26:51,040
It's a giant gimp or a giant, uh...

1667
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:52,840
A troll is like a little fucker, isn't it?

1668
01:26:54,280 --> 01:26:55,940
Wouldn't be a giant...

1669
01:26:55,940 --> 01:26:56,980
Massive gimp, man.

1670
01:27:02,820 --> 01:27:03,560
Jake Butler.

1671
01:27:03,700 --> 01:27:04,560
Thank you very much.

1672
01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:05,960
Kind-hearted butler.

1673
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:11,580
Donation break.

1674
01:27:11,700 --> 01:27:12,380
Enjoy your snack.

1675
01:27:12,500 --> 01:27:12,820
I will.

1676
01:27:13,540 --> 01:27:14,020
I will.

1677
01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:14,080
I will.

1678
01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:22,420
I'm excited for the death of the gimp.

1679
01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:26,300
O'Brien's Wines Wrath Mines.

1680
01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:29,700
We feed gimp's wine, you say.

1681
01:27:30,100 --> 01:27:30,600
That's great.

1682
01:27:33,300 --> 01:27:35,440
I never bought anything from you myself.

1683
01:27:36,680 --> 01:27:38,620
I was more of an, uh...

1684
01:27:40,060 --> 01:27:40,920
What's the other one?

1685
01:27:41,020 --> 01:27:41,920
Bag of street wines.

1686
01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:49,040
Okay.

1687
01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:49,060
Okay.

1688
01:27:49,780 --> 01:27:50,720
That's enough of that.

1689
01:27:54,380 --> 01:27:54,940
Milk.

1690
01:27:55,460 --> 01:27:56,480
Milk and chocolate.

1691
01:27:57,720 --> 01:27:58,600
Cow juice.

1692
01:27:59,220 --> 01:27:59,740
And choc.

1693
01:27:59,940 --> 01:28:00,620
Choco bean.

1694
01:28:05,780 --> 01:28:06,100
Cheek.

1695
01:28:07,100 --> 01:28:08,160
Thank you, Cheek.

1696
01:28:08,420 --> 01:28:11,020
For everything you've done so far for the stream.

1697
01:28:12,020 --> 01:28:13,120
When it started.

1698
01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:16,100
We didn't realize how far it would come.

1699
01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:18,820
But thanks to Cheek.

1700
01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:23,120
We have surpassed.

1701
01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:25,100
Obstacles.

1702
01:28:25,740 --> 01:28:26,480
Which at.

1703
01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:27,460
First.

1704
01:28:28,100 --> 01:28:29,400
Seemed insurmountable.

1705
01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:35,560
And I can't thank you enough.

1706
01:28:40,280 --> 01:28:40,760
Right.

1707
01:28:40,820 --> 01:28:42,480
We'll finish this gimp to the death.

1708
01:28:52,480 --> 01:28:52,940
Please.

1709
01:28:53,060 --> 01:28:55,360
I hope that's enough to rattle his cage.

1710
01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:57,860
His stinking cage.

1711
01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:01,060
He's a stinky little gimp.

1712
01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:02,840
And he needs to be put to sleep.

1713
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:05,100
In the most exquisite way.

1714
01:29:06,480 --> 01:29:07,660
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1715
01:29:08,340 --> 01:29:08,660
Oh, yeah.

1716
01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:09,380
If you watch the.

1717
01:29:09,820 --> 01:29:10,500
Late, late.

1718
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:11,240
Oh, not the late, late.

1719
01:29:11,260 --> 01:29:11,360
Show.

1720
01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:11,820
If you watch.

1721
01:29:12,120 --> 01:29:12,900
Kenny live.

1722
01:29:12,900 --> 01:29:14,340
On the RT app.

1723
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:16,060
For the RT archive app.

1724
01:29:16,360 --> 01:29:17,100
Kenny live.

1725
01:29:18,380 --> 01:29:18,940
He says.

1726
01:29:19,620 --> 01:29:21,240
Come back to us after the break.

1727
01:29:21,300 --> 01:29:22,040
Don't go away.

1728
01:29:22,320 --> 01:29:24,580
Because we have an exquisite part two.

1729
01:29:24,660 --> 01:29:25,140
Coming up.

1730
01:29:25,780 --> 01:29:26,560
I watched it.

1731
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:27,480
Was it?

1732
01:29:27,620 --> 01:29:28,360
Fuck exquisite.

1733
01:29:28,680 --> 01:29:29,040
Exquisite.

1734
01:29:29,240 --> 01:29:29,840
It was shit.

1735
01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:33,380
It was cat.

1736
01:29:34,980 --> 01:29:35,380
But.

1737
01:29:35,980 --> 01:29:36,460
It's.

1738
01:29:36,700 --> 01:29:38,940
Amazing how good of a presenter he is.

1739
01:29:40,480 --> 01:29:41,780
It always seems as though.

1740
01:29:41,920 --> 01:29:43,100
He never puts a foot wrong.

1741
01:29:43,180 --> 01:29:43,800
Or anything like that.

1742
01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:44,760
But it always seems like.

1743
01:29:44,820 --> 01:29:45,240
He's no.

1744
01:29:45,560 --> 01:29:45,800
Like.

1745
01:29:46,140 --> 01:29:47,240
Not much crack.

1746
01:29:47,820 --> 01:29:48,120
Do you know.

1747
01:29:48,180 --> 01:29:48,540
It's like.

1748
01:29:48,580 --> 01:29:49,240
It's kind of.

1749
01:29:50,300 --> 01:29:51,620
He's not being himself.

1750
01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:54,100
You'd love to see him pissed.

1751
01:29:54,700 --> 01:29:55,940
You'd love to see him steamed.

1752
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:58,140
And see what he really thinks.

1753
01:29:58,140 --> 01:29:58,720
Or says.

1754
01:29:59,000 --> 01:29:59,020
Like.

1755
01:29:59,120 --> 01:29:59,300
You know.

1756
01:29:59,300 --> 01:30:11,000
But he's a stalwart now.

1757
01:30:11,140 --> 01:30:11,580
He's a.

1758
01:30:11,580 --> 01:30:12,720
He's a fixture in the.

1759
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:13,340
He's a.

1760
01:30:13,520 --> 01:30:14,360
Part of the furniture.

1761
01:30:14,500 --> 01:30:15,660
He is a piece of furniture.

1762
01:30:19,780 --> 01:30:20,220
Zero.

1763
01:30:20,620 --> 01:30:21,100
Zero.

1764
01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:21,600
Zero.

1765
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,680
Zero.

1766
01:30:22,140 --> 01:30:22,600
Emotions.

1767
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:29,840
Thank you for.

1768
01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:31,360
Your glorious.

1769
01:30:32,080 --> 01:30:32,620
Virgo.

1770
01:30:33,220 --> 01:30:33,600
Vigo.

1771
01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:35,960
Thank you very much Vigo.

1772
01:30:38,140 --> 01:30:38,620
Mortensen.

1773
01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:49,000
He was good in Red Dwarf.

1774
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:53,340
Who would have been.

1775
01:30:53,460 --> 01:30:54,200
Rimmer or.

1776
01:30:54,540 --> 01:30:55,020
Crichton.

1777
01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:01,280
This is fucking rubbish.

1778
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:02,100
I keep doing this.

1779
01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:03,260
Over and over again.

1780
01:31:03,340 --> 01:31:04,260
This is like purgatory.

1781
01:31:12,260 --> 01:31:13,300
Somebody just say.

1782
01:31:13,340 --> 01:31:13,860
Glenn Kelly.

1783
01:31:14,020 --> 01:31:14,500
You on about.

1784
01:31:14,620 --> 01:31:15,080
Pat Kenny.

1785
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:15,700
When you say.

1786
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:18,460
He's a prisoner of his own flesh.

1787
01:31:29,660 --> 01:31:31,220
The way of all flesh.

1788
01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:34,220
Fucking hell man.

1789
01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:35,500
Does anyone.

1790
01:31:35,660 --> 01:31:37,380
Does anyone have any information.

1791
01:31:37,380 --> 01:31:38,600
On what I'm meant to do here.

1792
01:31:38,700 --> 01:31:38,980
I've hit.

1793
01:31:39,100 --> 01:31:40,560
I can't hit the switch.

1794
01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:41,200
Brendan.

1795
01:31:41,300 --> 01:31:41,520
Ready.

1796
01:31:42,040 --> 01:31:43,240
I've tried to hit the switch.

1797
01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:44,560
It only.

1798
01:31:44,680 --> 01:31:45,960
It only works once.

1799
01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:48,260
It's a one hit.

1800
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:49,080
Sitch.

1801
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:56,360
Oh.

1802
01:31:56,560 --> 01:31:57,440
Fucking hell man.

1803
01:31:57,960 --> 01:31:59,240
I've lost the will to live.

1804
01:31:59,240 --> 01:32:09,740
Fucking hell man.

1805
01:32:09,740 --> 01:32:09,940
He's.

1806
01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:13,640
Yeah.

1807
01:32:13,780 --> 01:32:14,060
David.

1808
01:32:14,140 --> 01:32:15,260
I know to shoot the parasite.

1809
01:32:15,260 --> 01:32:15,920
On his back.

1810
01:32:16,020 --> 01:32:16,520
But it's getting.

1811
01:32:16,660 --> 01:32:17,820
It's getting that parasite.

1812
01:32:17,820 --> 01:32:18,740
Out of the back.

1813
01:32:19,820 --> 01:32:20,640
You gun him.

1814
01:32:20,780 --> 01:32:21,360
When he drops.

1815
01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:22,280
Run to him.

1816
01:32:22,440 --> 01:32:23,320
For a quick time event.

1817
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:24,240
To stab his plagues.

1818
01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:26,520
I have info on Pat Kenny.

1819
01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:27,020
Or he'll he.

1820
01:32:27,140 --> 01:32:27,860
Share it please.

1821
01:32:28,640 --> 01:32:29,420
Jolly good show.

1822
01:32:29,540 --> 01:32:30,620
Slash his ankles there.

1823
01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:31,640
Achilles.

1824
01:32:31,840 --> 01:32:32,360
Backslash.

1825
01:32:32,440 --> 01:32:32,760
Slash.

1826
01:32:32,840 --> 01:32:33,060
Slash.

1827
01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:33,800
You can do this.

1828
01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:36,080
Head shots.

1829
01:32:42,300 --> 01:32:43,140
The gimp.

1830
01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:44,180
Works.

1831
01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:45,740
For bag of street wines.

1832
01:32:47,660 --> 01:32:48,100
Look.

1833
01:32:48,100 --> 01:32:48,140
Look.

1834
01:32:48,240 --> 01:32:49,280
At all the blue ammo.

1835
01:32:49,540 --> 01:32:51,060
Have you tried talking to him.

1836
01:32:52,920 --> 01:32:54,060
You're pure shite.

1837
01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:55,220
See.

1838
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:55,680
That's where.

1839
01:32:55,780 --> 01:32:56,820
When I go to the.

1840
01:32:56,920 --> 01:32:57,480
The chat.

1841
01:32:57,640 --> 01:32:57,820
For.

1842
01:32:58,040 --> 01:33:17,760
help and advice, it's a mishmash of opinions, thoughts. It's like putting, looking, putting your hand in a hat and picking out a ball of random information that might not have anything to do with what you're talking about. Look at this! Fuck, fuck, fuck, no!

1843
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:39,840
You can run up his back! How the fuck do you run up his back?

1844
01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:52,260
Fuck! How would you run up his back?

1845
01:33:52,260 --> 01:34:20,260
Fuck! Oh my god, I don't even know what I was doing then to make him do that. To make him hunch over like that, I don't know how I got him to hunch over like that.

1846
01:34:20,260 --> 01:34:48,240
Give him the Willy Harold. Shoot him in the head and he'll bend down, is it? I'm out of bullets. This is a fucking joke.

1847
01:34:48,240 --> 01:34:57,800
Don't be squeezy! Don't be squeezy! Don't be squeezy!

1848
01:35:03,180 --> 01:35:05,740
I'm shooting him in the, in the face!

1849
01:35:05,740 --> 01:35:26,980
Jeez, he can take a bit of fucking shtick! He's got spunk!

1850
01:35:26,980 --> 01:35:34,540
Go back to your own cave and be squeezy!

1851
01:35:39,160 --> 01:35:40,920
Squeezing you like a froube man!

1852
01:35:46,540 --> 01:35:50,660
Squeezing me, he squoze me like a fucking froube! By Yapley!

1853
01:35:50,660 --> 01:35:57,120
I'm the new spokesman for froube by Yapley! I can get you a case of them for free!

1854
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:04,600
You're joking!

1855
01:36:08,120 --> 01:36:10,120
For fuck's sake man!

1856
01:36:12,120 --> 01:36:18,260
Okay, quick time event! You better be right! This is a fucking joke!

1857
01:36:25,880 --> 01:36:27,300
Don't tell me I have to do that again!

1858
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:30,620
I...

1859
01:36:53,120 --> 01:36:58,260
I thought people were lying to me as well, purse. Purse! What's in the purse, Percy?

1860
01:36:58,260 --> 01:37:06,840
Oh, this is a fucking joke.

1861
01:37:09,100 --> 01:37:09,880
What are they?

1862
01:37:11,620 --> 01:37:12,300
Magnum ammo.

1863
01:37:12,580 --> 01:37:13,800
I don't have any magnums.

1864
01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:32,500
What? What's gonna stop him?

1865
01:37:32,500 --> 01:37:45,100
Fucking hell.

1866
01:37:50,300 --> 01:37:52,880
Timmy Shenanigans, thank you very much.

1867
01:37:53,540 --> 01:37:55,060
Timmas Shenanigans.

1868
01:37:56,580 --> 01:37:58,300
You old snake in a hay bale.

1869
01:37:59,160 --> 01:37:59,640
Thank you.

1870
01:38:00,380 --> 01:38:01,260
And God bless you.

1871
01:38:01,260 --> 01:38:04,920
And whoever your god is, God bless you.

1872
01:38:12,920 --> 01:38:14,280
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1873
01:38:14,380 --> 01:38:15,420
Pat Butcher, thank you.

1874
01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:18,740
Surely it shouldn't take this long.

1875
01:38:19,920 --> 01:38:20,220
Surely.

1876
01:38:24,600 --> 01:38:25,920
Shout out to Chamberlain.

1877
01:38:26,280 --> 01:38:27,760
Thank you very much, Pat Butcher.

1878
01:38:28,980 --> 01:38:30,060
Oh, no, no, no.

1879
01:38:31,060 --> 01:38:33,000
Son of Silicon Guru.

1880
01:38:34,300 --> 01:38:35,980
He's not the bleeding guru.

1881
01:38:38,720 --> 01:38:39,680
Thank you very much.

1882
01:38:40,560 --> 01:38:41,000
Sean.

1883
01:38:41,960 --> 01:38:42,380
Fuck.

1884
01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:57,420
Canada goose don't be goosie please please let it be the end of you yes

1885
01:38:57,420 --> 01:38:59,420
*Sigh*

1886
01:39:20,840 --> 01:39:23,420
Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship?

1887
01:39:24,180 --> 01:39:26,180
Cuz that stuff was a blast

1888
01:39:26,180 --> 01:39:28,180
*Sigh*

1889
01:39:28,180 --> 01:39:38,180
Can anybody? Can someone stop? We need to stop this plane fast. It's carrying a load of bombs. Someone told me it's got- there's a bomb on the plane. You need to stop the plane now. Stop the plane now.

1890
01:39:38,180 --> 01:39:39,180
*Sigh*

1891
01:39:39,180 --> 01:39:44,180
*Sigh*

1892
01:39:44,180 --> 01:39:46,180
*Sigh*

1893
01:39:46,180 --> 01:39:55,180
One of the fucking worst ones now was the Bosnia war. We were drafted by NATO, myself, and a few of the last- *Sigh*

1894
01:39:55,180 --> 01:39:56,540
and a few of the lads...

1895
01:40:13,540 --> 01:40:17,060
One of the fucking worst ones now was the Bosnia war.

1896
01:40:17,060 --> 01:40:23,660
We were drafted by NATO, myself, and a few of the lads from uptown.

1897
01:40:24,780 --> 01:40:34,380
We were drinking in Davies Bar and Lounge, and NATO came in and said, "Listen, put the pints down lads, we need you."

1898
01:40:35,580 --> 01:40:37,900
We said, "What's going on? What's the story?"

1899
01:40:37,900 --> 01:40:40,860
"I've worked in the morning. This better be good."

1900
01:40:40,860 --> 01:40:49,500
We said, "Listen, you might have to take a few days off there. We're willing to pay you time and a half. Can you head out to fucking Sarajevo?"

1901
01:40:50,380 --> 01:40:54,380
Time and a half, you'd want to be throwing in something else there. They go, "Okay, right.

1902
01:40:54,380 --> 01:40:55,580
We'll give you the time and a half."

1903
01:40:56,700 --> 01:40:58,940
And we'll fucking throw in a tank as well.

1904
01:40:59,420 --> 01:41:03,980
I looked over, creepy, creepy looked mean. We were both... The cogs started turning then, like, you know.

1905
01:41:03,980 --> 01:41:08,140
Tank. If we had a tank uptown... Imagine driving that around the fucking town.

1906
01:41:08,780 --> 01:41:10,700
We might put a fucking spoiler on it or...

1907
01:41:11,900 --> 01:41:13,180
A couple of no fear stickers.

1908
01:41:13,980 --> 01:41:16,780
We'll be driving that around the town, no bother, and it'll be fucking class.

1909
01:41:16,780 --> 01:41:17,980
We'll look like legends.

1910
01:41:17,980 --> 01:41:17,980
We'll look like legends.

1911
01:41:17,980 --> 01:41:19,100
In the tank.

1912
01:41:19,100 --> 01:41:25,260
I stepped out of the fucking Chinook helicopter onto the fucking tarmac.

1913
01:41:25,260 --> 01:41:29,980
I was like, "Is this fucking Sarajevo?

1914
01:41:29,980 --> 01:41:31,180
I'm not going to be in with it."

1915
01:41:31,180 --> 01:41:31,180
I'm not going to be in with it.

1916
01:41:31,180 --> 01:41:31,180
I'm not going to be in with it.

1917
01:41:31,180 --> 01:41:31,180
I'm not going to be in with it.

1918
01:41:31,180 --> 01:41:31,180
I'm not going to be in with it.

1919
01:41:31,180 --> 01:41:31,180
I'm not going to be in with it.

1920
01:41:31,180 --> 01:41:31,180
I'm not going to be in with it.

1921
01:41:31,180 --> 01:41:32,180
I'm not going to be in with it.

1922
01:41:32,180 --> 01:41:33,180
I'm not going to be in with it.

1923
01:41:33,180 --> 01:41:34,380
It's a fucking kip.

1924
01:41:34,380 --> 01:41:36,380
It's a fucking kip.

1925
01:41:36,380 --> 01:41:38,380
And, ah geez, it was an awful fucking mess out there.

1926
01:41:38,380 --> 01:41:39,580
It's a fucking kip.

1927
01:41:39,580 --> 01:41:40,380
It was an awful mess.

1928
01:41:40,380 --> 01:41:41,580
It's a fucking kip.

1929
01:41:41,580 --> 01:41:46,780
There was fucking body parts and fucking bits of fucking skulls and bones.

1930
01:41:46,780 --> 01:41:50,140
Skulls and crossbones and fucking pirates and all that kind of crack, you know?

1931
01:41:50,700 --> 01:41:52,300
And Nate Hall gave us the mission then.

1932
01:41:52,300 --> 01:41:57,420
They said, "Listen lads, there's a gang of fucking peasants trapped in a box.

1933
01:41:58,060 --> 01:42:01,020
There's five peasants and one of them has a key to the city.

1934
01:42:01,900 --> 01:42:03,580
We need to save them.

1935
01:42:04,840 --> 01:42:06,840
And we absealed down.

1936
01:42:06,840 --> 01:42:08,680
I had a bomb in my hand.

1937
01:42:08,680 --> 01:42:12,180
And I had to plant the fucking bomb down below.

1938
01:42:12,180 --> 01:42:13,180
Whoop!

1939
01:42:13,180 --> 01:42:15,180
Straight down the building.

1940
01:42:15,180 --> 01:42:18,440
And Creepy was then... it was like a water slide.

1941
01:42:18,440 --> 01:42:21,520
Whaaay! What the fucking is going on in the fucking middle?

1942
01:42:21,520 --> 01:42:23,100
I could hear Creepy up the top.

1943
01:42:23,100 --> 01:42:24,500
Woo!

1944
01:42:24,500 --> 01:42:26,500
Woo!

1945
01:42:26,500 --> 01:42:27,500
Woo!

1946
01:42:27,500 --> 01:42:30,500
Woo!

1947
01:42:30,500 --> 01:42:32,900
We were having great fun.

1948
01:42:32,900 --> 01:42:34,900
We found the box full of peasants.

1949
01:42:34,900 --> 01:42:37,300
And we could hear, you know, people inside going...

1950
01:42:37,300 --> 01:42:40,000
*Sigh*

1951
01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:42,200
Whatever about people being trapped in a box.

1952
01:42:42,200 --> 01:42:45,900
I had to deal with Creepy who wasn't the sharpest tool in the fucking box.

1953
01:42:45,900 --> 01:42:48,200
He goes... he gets the crowbar.

1954
01:42:48,200 --> 01:42:51,400
And he just goes... here we are. Hey, Riper, watch this.

1955
01:42:51,400 --> 01:42:52,700
Fuck ya!

1956
01:42:52,700 --> 01:42:54,200
Whomp!

1957
01:42:54,200 --> 01:42:57,600
And Creepy knew. Creepy knew as soon as he'd done it.

1958
01:42:57,600 --> 01:42:59,100
He knew what he'd done.

1959
01:42:59,100 --> 01:43:01,500
Oh fuck man, what do we do? No, what do we do?

1960
01:43:01,500 --> 01:43:02,500
I said...

1961
01:43:02,500 --> 01:43:03,500
Open it up man.

1962
01:43:03,500 --> 01:43:05,500
We'll get the fucking key and get the fuck out of here.

1963
01:43:05,500 --> 01:43:07,500
Creepy wrenches it open.

1964
01:43:07,500 --> 01:43:11,000
Someone's fucking... someone's dead inside that like, you know?

1965
01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:13,500
And then there's four other peasants inside going...

1966
01:43:13,500 --> 01:43:15,900
*Sigh*

1967
01:43:15,900 --> 01:43:17,300
Creepy's like this...

1968
01:43:17,300 --> 01:43:18,300
*Sigh*

1969
01:43:18,300 --> 01:43:19,300
Hey, I'm fucking sorry.

1970
01:43:19,300 --> 01:43:20,300
*Sigh*

1971
01:43:20,300 --> 01:43:21,300
Do you have a key?

1972
01:43:21,300 --> 01:43:22,300
*Sigh*

1973
01:43:22,300 --> 01:43:23,300
And they're like...

1974
01:43:23,300 --> 01:43:24,300
*Sigh*

1975
01:43:24,300 --> 01:43:25,300
*Sigh*

1976
01:43:25,300 --> 01:43:26,300
Take this key anyway.

1977
01:43:26,300 --> 01:43:27,300
Hey.

1978
01:43:27,300 --> 01:43:28,300
Good luck.

1979
01:43:28,300 --> 01:43:30,700
Creepy fucks off then.

1980
01:43:30,700 --> 01:43:32,700
Like, you know, he left me to deal with the peasants.

1981
01:43:32,700 --> 01:43:33,700
He said, "Listen, peasants.

1982
01:43:33,700 --> 01:43:36,700
You'd want to move out of this place because it's going to blow up.

1983
01:43:36,700 --> 01:43:37,700
I'm sorry about your father.

1984
01:43:37,700 --> 01:43:38,700
We've killed him."

1985
01:43:38,700 --> 01:43:39,700
Uh...

1986
01:43:39,700 --> 01:43:40,700
Creepy...

1987
01:43:40,700 --> 01:43:41,700
Creepy was hung over.

1988
01:43:41,700 --> 01:43:47,100
He didn't know that the crowbar would go through the fucking box into the skull.

1989
01:43:47,100 --> 01:43:49,100
And you better... you best just go.

1990
01:43:49,100 --> 01:43:50,100
Just go.

1991
01:43:50,100 --> 01:43:50,100
Just go.

1992
01:43:50,100 --> 01:43:51,100
Just go.

1993
01:43:51,100 --> 01:43:52,100
Just go.

1994
01:43:52,100 --> 01:43:53,100
Just go.

1995
01:43:53,100 --> 01:43:54,100
And they left anyways.

1996
01:43:54,100 --> 01:43:55,100
I left the bomb there.

1997
01:43:55,100 --> 01:43:57,100
We fucking went up.

1998
01:43:57,100 --> 01:43:58,100
Back to the helicopter.

1999
01:43:58,100 --> 01:43:59,500
Into the helicopter.

2000
01:43:59,500 --> 01:44:01,100
Flew off then.

2001
01:44:01,100 --> 01:44:03,100
I pressed the bomb explosion button.

2002
01:44:03,100 --> 01:44:04,700
The place goes up.

2003
01:44:04,700 --> 01:44:06,100
And, um...

2004
01:44:06,100 --> 01:44:10,700
I should have fucking checked to make sure those peasants had gone as well.

2005
01:44:10,700 --> 01:44:15,700
Because the intelligence report afterwards said that they didn't even manage to get out the fucking lobby.

2006
01:44:15,700 --> 01:44:17,700
So, uh...

2007
01:44:17,700 --> 01:44:18,700
I blew up the building.

2008
01:44:18,700 --> 01:44:26,100
Not only had Creepy killed the father accidentally, I fucking killed the family then too.

2009
01:44:26,100 --> 01:44:33,700
We were driving around that fucking town for fucking weeks afterwards going, "We are the heroes of Sarajevo. We are..."

2010
01:44:33,700 --> 01:44:34,700
You know, fucking...

2011
01:44:34,700 --> 01:44:35,700
Heroes...

2012
01:44:35,700 --> 01:44:37,700
Ay, we were fucking driving up town.

2013
01:44:37,700 --> 01:44:39,700
Heroes fucking welcome, like, you know?

2014
01:44:39,700 --> 01:44:41,700
Creepy then with like this.

2015
01:44:41,700 --> 01:44:42,700
Out the top of the tank.

2016
01:44:42,700 --> 01:44:43,700
I'm the fucking...

2017
01:44:43,700 --> 01:44:46,700
I'm the fucking king of Bosnia.

2018
01:44:46,700 --> 01:44:48,700
I saved Bosnia.

2019
01:44:48,700 --> 01:44:50,700
And sure, he fucking killed...

2020
01:44:50,700 --> 01:44:54,700
Like, I was like, "What are you on about you fucking header? You killed some cunt."

2021
01:44:54,700 --> 01:44:59,700
And he was like, "Hey, and you fucking killed the family so well.

2022
01:44:59,700 --> 01:45:01,700
I'm like, "Phew, but we saved the tank."

2023
01:45:01,700 --> 01:45:03,700
Anyway, fucking listen.

2024
01:45:03,700 --> 01:45:05,700
That's the war story over.

2025
01:45:05,700 --> 01:45:06,700
I'm fucking digressing.

2026
01:45:06,700 --> 01:45:07,700
That's later...

2027
01:45:07,700 --> 01:45:09,700
Look, the fucking...

2028
01:45:09,700 --> 01:45:12,700
The tank is on done deal if you want it anyway.

2029
01:45:12,700 --> 01:45:13,700
That's the war story.

2030
01:45:13,700 --> 01:45:14,700
Horror.

2031
01:45:14,700 --> 01:45:15,700
Horror of war.

2032
01:45:15,700 --> 01:45:16,700
And that's just another...

2033
01:45:16,700 --> 01:45:19,700
So that's the horror of the Bosnia war.

2034
01:45:19,700 --> 01:45:23,700
The tank is on done deal anyway if you want to have a look at it.

2035
01:45:23,700 --> 01:45:25,480
anyway if you want to have a look.

2036
01:45:25,480 --> 01:45:53,480
The Rwandan Genocide, also known as the Genocide against the Tutsi, was a mass slaughter of Tutsi in Rwanda.

2037
01:45:53,480 --> 01:46:16,160
During the Rwandan Civil War, which had started in 1990, it was directed by the members of Nahutu, Nahutu, Nahutu, Nahutu, an estimated 500,000 Tutsis, Tutsis, were killed.

2038
01:46:21,480 --> 01:46:25,740
Somebody called it as they saw it and that is what it is.

2039
01:46:26,520 --> 01:46:27,720
That's going to be coming up soon.

2040
01:46:27,900 --> 01:46:35,300
And Humph, whoever Humph was there in the chat saying we need more NATO stories, they are coming.

2041
01:46:36,560 --> 01:46:40,720
So thanks very much for that and thanks for watching and everything.

2042
01:46:42,720 --> 01:46:52,340
And WikiBeats is also a new informational program which aims to bring you Wikipedia articles digested to a cracking and cool groovy funky beat.

2043
01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:56,640
gets the bite-sized information into your head that way.

2044
01:46:56,640 --> 01:46:58,400
What I find is a fun way of learning.

2045
01:46:58,400 --> 01:47:04,420
It's not all about just boring lessons and teachers and fucking chalkboards and all that.

2046
01:47:04,520 --> 01:47:06,660
Do they even have chalkboards in school anymore?

2047
01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:08,480
I'm showing my age.

2048
01:47:10,500 --> 01:47:12,600
It's about having fun.

2049
01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:15,540
It's about making learning.

2050
01:47:15,540 --> 01:47:17,540
You know.

2051
01:47:17,540 --> 01:47:22,980
Sneaking the knowledge into your head rather than forcing it in.

2052
01:47:22,980 --> 01:47:24,740
Because usually it has the opposite effect.

2053
01:47:35,140 --> 01:47:36,720
Full Metal Creepy.

2054
01:47:37,180 --> 01:47:38,580
That's the movie adaptation.

2055
01:47:43,400 --> 01:47:45,000
Bradley Strider.

2056
01:47:45,780 --> 01:47:47,020
Thank you very much.

2057
01:47:47,560 --> 01:47:48,600
Bradley Strider.

2058
01:47:59,600 --> 01:48:01,800
That was a real horrible.

2059
01:48:02,080 --> 01:48:02,480
SK.

2060
01:48:02,680 --> 01:48:03,680
Thank you very much SK.

2061
01:48:07,520 --> 01:48:09,380
That was a horrible part of the game.

2062
01:48:09,760 --> 01:48:10,920
I'm glad that we got out of there.

2063
01:48:11,260 --> 01:48:12,540
I can hear flies now.

2064
01:48:12,620 --> 01:48:13,820
The wings of a fly.

2065
01:48:16,820 --> 01:48:20,080
Are the Hootoo any relation to the Hoon Do or the Woo Do boys?

2066
01:48:21,080 --> 01:48:22,180
Very good question.

2067
01:48:25,140 --> 01:48:26,440
Shrek from Shrek 3.

2068
01:48:26,580 --> 01:48:27,200
Thank you very much.

2069
01:48:27,860 --> 01:48:28,940
Very good question then.

2070
01:48:28,940 --> 01:48:30,560
I can't answer that.

2071
01:48:30,760 --> 01:48:33,420
But I'd never considered it until now.

2072
01:48:34,760 --> 01:48:36,000
Kind of makes sense.

2073
01:48:38,160 --> 01:48:40,740
I don't have any fucking weaponry.

2074
01:48:42,900 --> 01:48:44,140
Look at this cunt.

2075
01:48:46,060 --> 01:48:47,220
Jeff Goldblum.

2076
01:48:50,480 --> 01:48:51,240
Haha.

2077
01:48:51,660 --> 01:48:52,340
Fly swatter.

2078
01:48:53,320 --> 01:48:54,260
Fucking hell.

2079
01:48:54,580 --> 01:48:54,960
Tinchy.

2080
01:48:55,300 --> 01:48:56,100
Tinchy Strider.

2081
01:48:56,720 --> 01:48:57,000
No!

2082
01:48:58,280 --> 01:49:00,280
*Sigh*

2083
01:49:15,280 --> 01:49:17,280
Who- what happened to Tinchy Strider?

2084
01:49:20,280 --> 01:49:20,780
You know?

2085
01:49:20,780 --> 01:49:22,780
*Sigh*

2086
01:49:31,780 --> 01:49:33,780
Scumfly.ie

2087
01:49:34,780 --> 01:49:35,780
*Sigh*

2088
01:49:35,780 --> 01:49:36,780
Oh fuck.

2089
01:49:37,780 --> 01:49:40,780
If you're gonna shoot, make sure you hit the fuck- the cunt, 'cause he's gonna-

2090
01:49:45,780 --> 01:49:47,780
Oh my god. Two of the cunts.

2091
01:49:47,780 --> 01:49:49,780
*Sigh*

2092
01:49:58,780 --> 01:50:00,780
Midgeys. Midgeys.

2093
01:50:11,780 --> 01:50:14,780
Jeez, I must have got him in the sweet spot.

2094
01:50:14,780 --> 01:50:15,780
*Sigh*

2095
01:50:17,780 --> 01:50:23,780
Tinchy Strider fell down the back of the couch. Come to Navin tomorrow, we'll go to the cinema.

2096
01:50:23,780 --> 01:50:25,780
What are you gonna go see? Lion King, is it?

2097
01:50:29,780 --> 01:50:30,780
Look at this.

2098
01:50:31,780 --> 01:50:32,780
Look at the way he moves!

2099
01:50:33,780 --> 01:50:38,260
I like the way he moves.

2100
01:50:39,140 --> 01:50:40,680
I like the way.

2101
01:50:41,140 --> 01:50:42,300
I like the way.

2102
01:50:48,780 --> 01:50:51,560
CBD on tap coming to a pub near you.

2103
01:50:52,500 --> 01:50:54,480
Fill your pint glass with CBD.

2104
01:50:55,400 --> 01:50:59,480
In 20 years time it'll be Guinness with additional CBD content.

2105
01:51:01,480 --> 01:51:02,660
This guy as well.

2106
01:51:03,100 --> 01:51:05,660
The fucking two lights will shine a light on the new path.

2107
01:51:06,840 --> 01:51:07,620
What the fuck is that?

2108
01:51:13,000 --> 01:51:14,320
Fucking gold bloom.

2109
01:51:19,180 --> 01:51:21,360
I might take these CBDs now.

2110
01:51:31,420 --> 01:51:32,420
Herb's hay.

2111
01:51:32,420 --> 01:51:33,780
Herb Dean.

2112
01:51:39,460 --> 01:51:40,060
Fuck.

2113
01:51:45,060 --> 01:51:46,920
They're a bit rubbish these guys.

2114
01:51:47,040 --> 01:51:47,680
They're docile.

2115
01:51:47,880 --> 01:51:48,980
You can...

2116
01:51:48,980 --> 01:51:51,200
Fuck.

2117
01:51:53,540 --> 01:51:54,420
Herbal essences.

2118
01:51:54,420 --> 01:52:10,460
Oh, no.

2119
01:52:10,460 --> 01:52:10,680
Fuck.

2120
01:52:10,680 --> 01:52:11,900
Fuck.

2121
01:52:11,900 --> 01:52:15,880
Fuck.

2122
01:52:15,880 --> 01:52:15,880
Fuck.

2123
01:52:15,880 --> 01:52:15,880
Fuck.

2124
01:52:15,880 --> 01:52:15,880
Fuck.

2125
01:52:15,880 --> 01:52:34,280
What am I meant to do here?

2126
01:52:36,960 --> 01:52:37,760
Fucking hell.

2127
01:52:38,760 --> 01:52:39,440
Scatter them.

2128
01:52:40,020 --> 01:52:43,460
I need to reload the shotgun, but not now.

2129
01:52:43,460 --> 01:52:45,460
It's the worst time to do it.

2130
01:52:45,460 --> 01:52:51,460
Fucking hell.

2131
01:52:57,840 --> 01:52:59,180
De-craper-sit.

2132
01:53:00,320 --> 01:53:02,320
You are a liar.

2133
01:53:02,660 --> 01:53:04,000
You're an absolute liar.

2134
01:53:13,040 --> 01:53:14,740
Steff, thank you very much.

2135
01:53:15,340 --> 01:53:16,740
Heard through the grapevine.

2136
01:53:16,900 --> 01:53:23,120
The Tinchy is playing the blast from the past stage at EP on Sunday alongside Samantha Mumba and Five.

2137
01:53:24,060 --> 01:53:24,860
What a lineup.

2138
01:53:28,440 --> 01:53:29,340
Cracking lineup.

2139
01:53:33,740 --> 01:53:37,240
I've got backstage passes to that anyway, because I'm going to be doing a live stream.

2140
01:53:37,400 --> 01:53:39,020
Myself and Pat Butcher nudes.

2141
01:53:39,640 --> 01:53:41,520
Shout out to Charms McGurn.

2142
01:53:41,780 --> 01:53:42,640
He's a sound lad.

2143
01:53:43,860 --> 01:53:45,440
Thank you very much, Charms McGurn.

2144
01:53:45,440 --> 01:54:05,140
What are they on about when they say the light shine the two lights down?

2145
01:54:05,140 --> 01:54:11,240
I may have taken the wrong path before.

2146
01:54:11,560 --> 01:54:12,740
I'll take the right path now.

2147
01:54:12,980 --> 01:54:14,340
The right path being the left.

2148
01:54:15,580 --> 01:54:17,060
Use your machine gun, Liam.

2149
01:54:17,260 --> 01:54:20,740
I think I sprayed and preyed too much on the fucking gimp.

2150
01:54:20,840 --> 01:54:21,440
The mega gimp.

2151
01:54:21,560 --> 01:54:22,480
And now I'm...

2152
01:54:22,480 --> 01:54:24,820
I'm all machine gunned out of it.

2153
01:54:24,940 --> 01:54:25,720
Machine gun Kelly.

2154
01:54:29,300 --> 01:54:29,860
Oh no.

2155
01:54:29,860 --> 01:54:29,860
Oh no.

2156
01:54:41,900 --> 01:54:44,100
Shout out to Herb there from Victor.

2157
01:54:45,380 --> 01:54:46,960
Good night, Fian.

2158
01:54:51,180 --> 01:54:52,620
Is this the neshed?

2159
01:54:58,300 --> 01:54:58,560
Fuck.

2160
01:55:01,180 --> 01:55:02,300
Fucking neshed to the cunts.

2161
01:55:17,500 --> 01:55:17,860
Ah!

2162
01:55:17,860 --> 01:55:28,660
How's he survive that?

2163
01:55:33,780 --> 01:55:34,140
Salinas!

2164
01:55:41,140 --> 01:55:42,540
Fucking mad Salinas.

2165
01:55:42,540 --> 01:55:47,820
That's for fucking Epstein, you cunt.

2166
01:55:58,700 --> 01:55:59,540
They keep coming.

2167
01:55:59,780 --> 01:56:00,540
There's a lot of them.

2168
01:56:06,380 --> 01:56:12,700
Cunt's got spunk.

2169
01:56:13,240 --> 01:56:23,620
Cunt's doing well for himself.

2170
01:56:24,660 --> 01:56:25,660
He's got a mortgage.

2171
01:56:26,180 --> 01:56:26,820
He had one.

2172
01:56:26,820 --> 01:56:38,020
Button on the wall behind you.

2173
01:56:38,100 --> 01:56:38,380
Check.

2174
01:56:38,980 --> 01:56:39,520
It's a switch.

2175
01:56:39,640 --> 01:56:39,780
Yeah.

2176
01:56:40,320 --> 01:56:40,680
Press.

2177
01:56:44,100 --> 01:56:45,280
Oh, fucking hell.

2178
01:56:45,460 --> 01:56:46,460
That's one light anyway.

2179
01:56:47,180 --> 01:56:48,280
We need to turn two of them on.

2180
01:56:49,940 --> 01:56:51,000
Where's the other one now?

2181
01:56:51,220 --> 01:56:52,680
There's another hive.

2182
01:56:52,920 --> 01:56:53,820
You have to go into...

2183
01:56:53,820 --> 01:57:08,160
Look at these guys.

2184
01:57:10,300 --> 01:57:12,460
It's the worst it's ever been.

2185
01:57:12,460 --> 01:57:25,500
Yes.

2186
01:57:30,700 --> 01:57:32,220
I hope that kills them all.

2187
01:57:32,220 --> 01:57:59,900
Amazing stuff. We can see a smelting gate. These guys are scum.

2188
01:57:59,900 --> 01:58:26,440
Oh. Yeah. I hope I'm going the right way. Some cunt chasing me. Scary getting the chase.

2189
01:58:26,440 --> 01:58:40,160
Fuck.

2190
01:58:40,160 --> 01:58:57,980
Fucking train wreck. Take that all of you and fucking drink from it. This is my blood. I'll give it up to you.

2191
01:58:57,980 --> 01:59:09,960
They are my bullets. I give them up to you. What about down here?

2192
01:59:15,160 --> 01:59:17,300
Is this where I was before? It is. Shit.

2193
01:59:27,440 --> 01:59:28,780
Where am I going?

2194
01:59:29,160 --> 01:59:30,620
You daft cunt.

2195
01:59:30,800 --> 01:59:33,740
Do-ding-do-do-do. Where are you going?

2196
01:59:37,040 --> 01:59:42,560
I never remember this part of the game. I don't remember playing this part of the game.

2197
01:59:45,960 --> 01:59:46,880
Oh fuck.

2198
01:59:46,880 --> 02:00:09,640
Jump down.

2199
02:00:13,640 --> 02:00:14,440
No.

2200
02:00:14,440 --> 02:00:19,760
Fuck.

2201
02:00:19,760 --> 02:00:19,760
Fuck.

2202
02:00:31,280 --> 02:00:37,360
Oh yeah. Great. I thought we were going to start down at the beginning.

2203
02:00:40,820 --> 02:00:42,300
Tomb Raider PS1.

2204
02:00:43,300 --> 02:00:49,060
Tinshi. Thank you very much Tomb Raider PS1. Tinshi died in a helicopter accident. Hopefully not.

2205
02:00:50,340 --> 02:00:52,120
I didn't hear about that. I think that's a lie.

2206
02:00:52,860 --> 02:00:55,000
You are a liar.

2207
02:00:55,460 --> 02:01:00,760
You will be peddling lies about Tinshi Strider for the last 18 years.

2208
02:01:00,860 --> 02:01:01,940
1800 years.

2209
02:01:05,140 --> 02:01:06,340
Oh shit.

2210
02:01:06,340 --> 02:01:06,380
Oh shit.

2211
02:01:06,380 --> 02:01:06,380
Oh shit.

2212
02:01:10,460 --> 02:01:12,180
Thank you very much Tomb Raider.

2213
02:01:21,460 --> 02:01:29,260
We got a herb. We got a herb. Oh we'll take the herb yeah. Not that that's going to be any use against the uh... giant bit of concrete.

2214
02:01:31,980 --> 02:01:35,180
giant concrete slab. What were these even used for?

2215
02:01:36,460 --> 02:01:44,300
Just to fucking uh... squash people trying to get down or was there a practical usage for it?

2216
02:01:50,300 --> 02:01:52,300
You will be peddling lies.

2217
02:02:18,620 --> 02:02:31,460
You are a friar. You will be meddling fries. I nearly got the fingers off me. Look at this fucking lever.

2218
02:02:33,860 --> 02:02:39,080
Lever here. Lever here. Do you reckon there's a time limit on that?

2219
02:02:43,260 --> 02:02:48,040
No. CBD is snake oil. Instead of snakes, it's marijuana.

2220
02:02:48,040 --> 02:02:49,600
John D.E.D.

2221
02:02:58,240 --> 02:02:59,680
Friar Took.

2222
02:03:03,680 --> 02:03:05,920
Take the royal insignia.

2223
02:03:09,440 --> 02:03:11,100
Who's moving this?

2224
02:03:13,520 --> 02:03:19,900
Save that game.

2225
02:03:29,900 --> 02:03:33,740
Tinchy is dead. Thank you very much. I hope he's not dead.

2226
02:03:35,700 --> 02:03:36,920
Really hope he isn't dead.

2227
02:03:37,720 --> 02:03:41,080
I'm just going to check here and do a quick wiki on Tinchy Strider.

2228
02:03:41,580 --> 02:03:42,200
If you bear with me.

2229
02:03:42,460 --> 02:03:43,980
I can't get it up on the screen there.

2230
02:03:45,100 --> 02:03:46,340
Said the actor to the bishop.

2231
02:03:46,340 --> 02:03:56,920
I can't get the page up on the screen there because, as I said to you before, the download speed fucks with the output on the OBS.

2232
02:03:57,100 --> 02:03:58,520
Some technical rubbish.

2233
02:03:59,520 --> 02:04:01,360
Tinchy Strider. I'm looking for him now.

2234
02:04:02,400 --> 02:04:03,580
Still alive.

2235
02:04:05,160 --> 02:04:06,060
Thank God.

2236
02:04:06,060 --> 02:04:06,060
Thank God.

2237
02:04:06,060 --> 02:04:11,780
Quasi Dankwa.

2238
02:04:12,520 --> 02:04:17,740
Known by the stage name Tinchy Strider and also as the star in the hood.

2239
02:04:19,000 --> 02:04:25,120
Blackchain Massive is a Ghanaian British rapper, singer, entrepreneur and investor.

2240
02:04:26,120 --> 02:04:28,760
Strider has released three solo albums.

2241
02:04:28,760 --> 02:04:32,400
Star in the Hood, Catch-22 and Third Strike.

2242
02:04:33,860 --> 02:04:47,300
Strider's business ventures include the clothing line, star in the hood, the Cloud9X Goji headphone and audio equipment range in collaboration with Goji Electronics.

2243
02:04:50,700 --> 02:04:54,980
Strider was born in Accra, Ghana in 1986.

2244
02:04:56,500 --> 02:04:57,820
Moved to England.

2245
02:05:00,140 --> 02:05:03,200
Completed his A-levels in 2006.

2246
02:05:03,200 --> 02:05:08,460
Strider's recordings date back to 1998.

2247
02:05:09,160 --> 02:05:19,900
He appeared in 2000 on Pirate Radio along with Dizzy Rascal and Wiley and was part of Grime Collective and record production team Ruff Squad.

2248
02:05:20,340 --> 02:05:23,780
Spelt S-Q-W-A-D.

2249
02:05:24,820 --> 02:05:25,260
Squad.

2250
02:05:25,260 --> 02:05:25,740
Squad.

2251
02:05:25,740 --> 02:05:26,260
Squad.

2252
02:05:26,260 --> 02:05:26,740
Squad.

2253
02:05:26,940 --> 02:05:27,240
Squad.

2254
02:05:27,240 --> 02:05:27,460
Squad.

2255
02:05:29,380 --> 02:05:34,380
The debut album Strider, Star in the Hood was released in 2007.

2256
02:05:34,380 --> 02:05:39,380
The album spawned two main singles, Breakaway and Something About You, Shmyle.

2257
02:05:42,380 --> 02:05:48,380
More on Strider when we have it, as and when we get it and we do, we are getting it.

2258
02:05:49,380 --> 02:05:51,380
We're getting actually too much of it.

2259
02:05:53,380 --> 02:05:56,060
Viper, Grinch Green, this is an important thing here.