1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Begin the match. 2 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,600 Good reply by Ostapenko. 3 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,400 When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, 4 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:26,400 there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace. 5 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,000 And setting fire to them. 6 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,800 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 7 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,800 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, 8 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:36,000 I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions, 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,800 just to get the blood flowing. 10 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,800 Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it. 11 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:47,800 You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft. 12 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,800 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. 13 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,800 This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 14 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:00,600 The winner's off the picket was hit. 15 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:04,400 The winner's off the picket was hit. 16 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:08,200 The winner's off the picket was hit. 17 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,200 The winner's off the picket was hit. 18 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,200 The winner's off the picket was hit. 19 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,200 The winner's off the picket was hit. 20 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,200 The winner's off the picket was hit. 21 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,200 The winner's off the picket was hit. 22 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:22,000 The winner's off the picket was hit. 23 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 The winner's off the picket was hit. 24 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 The winner's off the picket was hit. 25 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 The winner's off the picket was hit. 26 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 The winner's off the picket was hit. 27 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 The winner's off the picket was hit. 28 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,800 The winner's off the picket was hit. 29 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,800 The winner's off the picket was hit. 30 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,800 The winner's off the picket was hit. 31 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:38,800 The winner's off the picket was hit. 32 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:39,800 The winner's off the picket was hit. 33 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,800 The winner's off the picket was hit. 34 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:41,800 The winner's off the picket was hit. 35 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:42,800 The winner's off the picket was hit. 36 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:43,800 The winner's off the picket was hit. 37 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:44,800 The winner's off the picket was hit. 38 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:49,600 You've been peddling lies about Limerick for the last two and a half years. 39 00:01:49,600 --> 00:02:00,600 In every television station, in every newspaper, you have told lies about Limerick, about your mother, about Teresa Carmody, about Willie Harald. 40 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,600 You have done nothing but lied. 41 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,600 You are a liar. 42 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,600 You are a self-confessed liar. 43 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:14,600 Teresa Carmody was three days away from her death when you wrote in your book that you had sexual intercourse. 44 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,600 intercourse with her. 45 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:21,400 You never mentioned anywhere in your book that it was with her consent. 46 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,400 Was it with her consent, Frank? 47 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,400 Was it with her consent? 48 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,400 Frank? 49 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,400 Frank, do you want to chime in there, Frank? 50 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,400 It's not a made-up name. 51 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,400 You named her mother. 52 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,400 You're going to tell more lies. 53 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,400 You're going to tell more lies now, are you? 54 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,400 There was no... 55 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,400 Okay, that's number one. 56 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,400 Teresa Carmody. 57 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,400 Just a minute, we're not finished. 58 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,400 Teresa Carmody, Teresa Carmody. 59 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,400 Teresa Carmody. 60 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,400 Teresa Carmody is a made-up name. 61 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,400 It is not a made-up name. 62 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,400 You're a liar. 63 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,400 You're a liar. 64 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,400 You are a liar. 65 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,400 You are a liar. 66 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,200 Number two, Frank McCord. 67 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,200 Why are you so obsessed with me? 68 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,200 Because, Frank, Jesus Christ up in heaven. 69 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,400 How old are you, by the way? 70 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,400 How old are you? 71 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,400 It's irrelevant. 72 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,400 You hammered your mother. 73 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,400 You picked her as a lazy, loose-morrowly... 74 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,200 What I did is so you could be virtuous. 75 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,200 Good for nothing whore. 76 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,200 That's what you depicted your mother as. 77 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,200 You owe your mother an apology. 78 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:16,200 Teresa Carmody's parents, Teresa Carmody's family at least, are looking into this program tonight. 79 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,200 Okay. 80 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,200 Can I explain something to you, Noah? 81 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:22,200 I drove from Limerick tonight to make three points, and I want to make them. 82 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,200 Okay. 83 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,200 Make the third. 84 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,200 I want to make them. 85 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,200 You're not censoring me again. 86 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,200 Look at the rage. 87 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:33,200 Rage against the machine gun. 88 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:37,200 You told Willy Harold. 89 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:42,200 Right. 90 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,200 Well, welcome to the stream, everybody. 91 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,200 Welcome to the stream. 92 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:52,200 It's time to take this game by the horns. 93 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,200 And by that, I mean complete the game. 94 00:03:55,200 --> 00:04:00,200 You got to take the bull by the horns. 95 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:03,200 What else are you going to take the bull by, do you know? 96 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:08,200 Unless you have some kind of bull capturing mechanism. 97 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:14,200 You could take it by the ears, I suppose, but I mean it's still going to fucking ram you. 98 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,200 It's time to take the bull by the bollocks here. 99 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:23,200 We've nearly made the end of this stuff. 100 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:27,200 It's been a long, arduous journey. 101 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,200 I drove all the way from Limerick to be here. 102 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,200 I want to make three points. 103 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,200 You've censored me before. 104 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,200 I'm not going to get... 105 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,200 You're not going to censor me again. 106 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,200 Welcome to the stream, Shane Larkin. 107 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,200 Welcome to the Shane, stream Larkin. 108 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,200 I drove all the way from Limerick to be here tonight. 109 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:43,200 Fucking fair pleasure to you, man. 110 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,200 To get to the stream as well. 111 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,200 Mark Dargan. 112 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,200 How are ya? 113 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,200 Sankey Frones. 114 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,200 Skanky Frones. 115 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,200 Frankie Schones is after you. 116 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,200 The Tash is gone, but it's coming back. 117 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,200 It's coming back at an alarming rate. 118 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,200 I agree, I'm after buying some new clobber. 119 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,200 Round up the boys to come piting. 120 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,200 I want the whole town to see me. 121 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,200 Thanks very much for that, Adrian McCormack. 122 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:02,560 The tash is gone but it's coming back. It's coming back at an alarming rate. 123 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:08,240 I agree, I'm after buying some new clobber. Round up the boys to come piting. I want the whole town to see me. 124 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,880 Thanks very much for that, Adrian McCormack. 125 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,880 Lovely little typewriter here. 126 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:26,960 Cutscene. 127 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:34,640 So, you said you killed Krauser too. 128 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:35,760 Krauser, baby. Krauser. 129 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,720 How shall I return my appreciation? 130 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,920 What are you talking about? I thought he was with you. 131 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,760 What are you talking about? 132 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,920 The fuck are you on about you, you loser. 133 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,160 Do you really think I trust an American? 134 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:55,040 To tell you the truth, I was contemplating how to get rid of him. 135 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:59,440 But thanks to you, that's no longer necessary. 136 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,080 You were just using him right from the start. 137 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:10,960 Oh, I must hand it to you. You've demonstrated quite a bit of promise by killing Krauser. 138 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:18,640 When your assimilation with Las Plagas is complete, I'll have you serve as my guard. 139 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:24,960 Unfortunately, I'm going to have to decline your generous offer. I have prior engagements. 140 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:29,520 Oh yeah, watch those. Enjoy your smart money. Well, you can't. 141 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:30,480 Well, you can't. 142 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:35,200 He's here on a mission of mercy to try and save the president's daughter. 143 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:39,520 And it's gone tits up. The whole endeavor has gone tits up. 144 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:56,480 Let's get a load of this TMP. Let's lock and load on this baby. 145 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:25,120 Where did they get the wherewithal to fucking operate all this stuff? Damn. 146 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:29,040 It's about time. Sorry bad traffic. I'll cover you. 147 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,040 Cavalry has arrived. 148 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:55,840 I hear a storm. 149 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,560 Bit loud that I suppose. I'll turn that down. 150 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:21,520 Who's in the, uh, who's driving the heli- the heli chopper there? Is it a friend of Leon's? Is it? 151 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,720 The name's Mike? You've come to the right place. 152 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,600 Sweet, sweet beast Mark. Thank you very much. 153 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:49,920 You're a great beast. You're a best- you're one of the best beasts around. You're a sweet beast. 154 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,400 And I want to say thank you very much. 155 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:56,240 Okay, thanks very much. Okay, thanks very much. 156 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,320 Okay, thanks very much. 157 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:02,960 I agree, I'm after buying some new clobber. Round up the boys to come put in. Thanks very much. 158 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,840 I want the whole town to see me. Thanks very much, Schlarkin. 159 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:12,240 Six hundred thousand pounds. Such exaggerated pay. Under what condition? The license fee. The license fee. 160 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,880 They're having a great old time with the Gatling gun anyway. 161 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,000 The GG. 162 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:41,040 Oh, I'll take that green herb. I'll take that green herb all the way to Herbtown. Thank you very much. 163 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:50,400 I'll put it in my basket and I'll bring it down to the name-changing ceremony. It's going to take place next Tuesday weekday at- you know where it is. 164 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,600 Fucking, uh, place on Molesworth Street. 165 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:58,240 There's a good video actually of, uh, Bugenhagen in Dublin and he goes up there. 166 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,080 Check it out. 167 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,800 Them. Good luck. 168 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:13,200 They're no match against a fucking high-powered, high-velocity weapon. 169 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:18,000 They also have zero brains, so it's very easy to defeat them. 170 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:21,760 Me on Roe, thank you very much. 171 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,720 Good name, Scumax. Your friendly neighborhood, Spider. 172 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:28,880 Thank you very much, Cleo. In a row. Thank you. Thank you. 173 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,920 Oh, hell man. At the moon time. 174 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:38,960 Oh, don't be long. 175 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,280 I think he just bombed himself there. 176 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:54,720 Ah. Egypt's on the ladder. 177 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,960 Fair bit of shooting and killing going on, that's for sure. 178 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:13,440 Seven seconds away. I'll be waiting. 179 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,800 Phil, thank you very much. 180 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,800 Seven seconds away. 181 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:21,680 Big shout out to Phil Eglinton there. King of the eggs. The egg man. 182 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:31,280 And I want to tell you something about Phil Eglinton. He's a great surveyor of the egg phenomenon. 183 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,000 known as eggs. 184 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,880 Robbola. Robbola, thank you. 185 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,300 He's... Look at these guys. 186 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,340 Why has he got face paint on? 187 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,700 Where does he go? He's not in the fucking jungle. 188 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,760 Phil Eglinton was the pioneer 189 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,600 of the egg phenomenon 190 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,080 known as eggs, 191 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,180 which you can find out of 192 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,440 hen's arses. 193 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:58,480 But it was Phil that actually told the chickens 194 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,460 that they could do that. 195 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:02,360 And I want to say here now, 196 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:04,400 Phil, it's an absolute pleasure 197 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,660 to have you on the stream. Thank you very much. 198 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,380 And I hope it's all going well 199 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:09,260 for you in the egg biz. 200 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,660 Bit of a dump valve 201 00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:14,640 for you there. Bit of a little dump valve 202 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,340 sting in the tail for you, Phil. 203 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,080 You've had your fill, Phil. 204 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,240 Nobody wants to hear about you anymore. 205 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,380 Eggs, eggs, eggs. 206 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,000 It's the exact, exact 207 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,800 opposite of what the stream is about. 208 00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:32,280 It's about Snake. 209 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,180 It's about me. 210 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,200 It's about Willie Harrell. 211 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,640 It was never about you, Phil. 212 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:49,080 Also, another little random fact there 213 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,880 about the egg man, 214 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:52,640 Philly boy. 215 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,280 He actually, uh, the Craig David tune, 216 00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:58,140 Phil Me In, 217 00:12:58,420 --> 00:12:59,300 was about Phil. 218 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:02,000 And it was originally entitled Phil, 219 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,160 as in Phil, Philip. 220 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,100 Phil Me In. 221 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,120 Because he just wanted, 222 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,920 Craig David really wanted to spend his days 223 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,060 hanging out with Phil Egglinson 224 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:09,780 and eating, 225 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:11,120 eating eggs from hens. 226 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:12,700 But he couldn't. 227 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:13,560 Why? 228 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,480 because he hadn't made it at that point 229 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,840 at that particular time. 230 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:19,080 He had yet to release, um, 231 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,620 seven days at that stage. 232 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,380 And he was only a minor player 233 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,220 in what was the UK garage scene. 234 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:36,580 Look at this. 235 00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:42,200 I should, I suppose I should, uh, 236 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,140 take an old herb there. 237 00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:47,040 Now we've got, uh, 238 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:50,520 G14 combined with 239 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:51,120 Gorilla, 240 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,000 Gorilla Hayes 241 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,200 and Jackie Brosnan Hayes 242 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,020 with a, 243 00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:57,420 a sweet, sweet touch 244 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,300 of Moriarty, 245 00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,960 Moriarty Tribunal, 246 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,460 um, 247 00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:03,980 Kush. 248 00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:06,020 And that's gonna really 249 00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:07,600 dust off the cobwebs. 250 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,260 Thank you very much, 251 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,020 Ravola and 252 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:18,400 Phil Egglington 253 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,420 and Cleonero 254 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:20,340 and Schlarken. 255 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:23,680 and Sweet Beastmark 256 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,580 and Adrian McCarmack. 257 00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:44,140 Can you fill me in? 258 00:14:51,760 --> 00:15:01,840 Jump down. 259 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:02,880 Why would I want to jump down? 260 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:06,440 Don't know what I'm at here. 261 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:07,640 Don't know where I'm going. 262 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:10,500 Bit like life in a way. 263 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,460 I suppose, uh, 264 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:16,640 the path sometimes, 265 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:17,740 the path of life 266 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:18,960 is not always illuminated. 267 00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:20,400 You haven't got a big runway, 268 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:20,780 you know. 269 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:22,620 See the helicopter disappear 270 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:23,640 behind the clouds there. 271 00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:26,960 Look at that. 272 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,180 Graphical capabilities, 273 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:28,680 limited. 274 00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:32,420 Wait! 275 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:33,560 What is this? 276 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:34,360 Who are you? 277 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,140 I know who I am. 278 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,080 Cayman Islands, 279 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:37,920 thank you very much. 280 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:38,580 Friendly neighborhood, 281 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:39,540 spider, man. 282 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:46,960 He's hip to the groove. 283 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:48,900 He'll need a new hip after that. 284 00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:49,320 Oh. 285 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:58,880 There we go. 286 00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:07,080 Get behind the groove. 287 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,220 They're very skillful for, uh, 288 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,140 for the undead. 289 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:18,920 Uh, archaic medieval weaponry as well, 290 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,380 being wielded by some of these guys. 291 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:22,400 You'd wonder where they get off with that stuff, 292 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:22,680 you know. 293 00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:24,840 Maybe I'll have time to reload the shotgun 294 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:25,960 and blast his, uh, 295 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:26,560 wooden shield. 296 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:28,540 Yeah. 297 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:31,180 Who do you think you are, man? 298 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:31,780 Rambo! 299 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,120 You're fucking dead now, man. 300 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,500 You just got Stalloned. 301 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,580 That lad just got Jackie Stalloned, man. 302 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:46,660 Fucking Botoxed out of it. 303 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,140 Beyond the Botox. 304 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,400 The Jackie Stallone story. 305 00:16:58,340 --> 00:16:59,640 That would be a good title, actually, 306 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:00,040 because, I mean, 307 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,980 you are getting beyond what people would see 308 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:02,880 as the facade. 309 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:04,900 And, uh, 310 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:05,780 you're getting to the, 311 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:09,040 to the person behind that, you know? 312 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,800 Jackie Stallone. 313 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,160 Behind the Botox. 314 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:15,220 Hopefully she's still alive. 315 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:15,980 Is she still alive? 316 00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:16,620 Not sure. 317 00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:17,680 We've got to pitch that. 318 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,400 Maybe it could be a costume. 319 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,180 At least, 320 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,620 unfortunately, 321 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,480 she is gone. 322 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:23,440 Sorry about that. 323 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:25,540 I didn't mean to, uh, 324 00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:26,520 besmirch the dead. 325 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,540 You can't libel the dead. 326 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:30,420 Look at him. 327 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,520 It's great when you see a bit of pain like that 328 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,880 from people who are trying to kill you. 329 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:43,560 really makes the whole, uh, situa- 330 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,600 it puts a bit of, uh, a bit of sugar on top of the biscuit. 331 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,460 Or, uh, 332 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,280 I suppose, as the, uh, 333 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,900 the majority of people would say, 334 00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:54,360 icing on the cake. 335 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:09,360 Now this fucker with the gatling gun is gonna go downtown. Yes. 336 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:23,360 Haha. That's really nice. Examine, equip, examine. Can we detach that scope from the thing? 337 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:38,360 Oh yeah. We'll combine that with this. Equip it. Oh the game, the match is on is it? What's the score? 338 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:45,360 Is it 1-1 after 15 minutes? Huh? 339 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:50,360 What's the score? 340 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:57,360 Is it 1-1 after 15 minutes? 341 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,360 Huh? 342 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:07,360 Huh? 343 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:14,360 Nail all, I see. It's probably boring anyway. 344 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:20,360 I made a point of going to watch the Switzerland game the other night. 345 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,360 And it was fucking shite. 346 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:31,360 It's like watching paint dry on top of old paint that you painted before that paint. And you'd also watch that paint dry before it. 347 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:38,360 Basically a double helping of paint drying. Both, both halves were that bad. 348 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,360 Alright, alright, alright. 349 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,360 Alright. 350 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,360 Thank you very much Dave. 351 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,360 Thank you very much. 352 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,360 Have you seen the video of the Casa Boa manager's interview for the game? 353 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,360 The game really should feature in the stream. 354 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,360 I'll have to check it out man. 355 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,360 That's what I mean. 356 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,360 We're really, uh, 357 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:15,360 We're at the business end of this game now. We want to get it finished tonight. 358 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,360 I need to move on. 359 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,360 With my life. 360 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,360 And with the game as well. 361 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,360 I want to move on to a brand new game. 362 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,360 I want to move on with my life as well. 363 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,360 This is holding me back. 364 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,360 Peter Crouch. 365 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,360 Eh. 366 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:45,360 Such exaggerated theme as well. 367 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,360 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? 368 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,360 Because that stuff was a blast. 369 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,360 Six hundred thousand and that's a boom time. 370 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,360 That is just it. 371 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,360 Okay, thanks very much. 372 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:52,360 It's led. 373 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,540 Such exaggerated pain as well. 374 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,440 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? 375 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,000 Cause that stuff was a blast. 376 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,120 Six hundred thousand and that's a doom time! 377 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,160 That is just it! 378 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,160 Okay thanks very much. 379 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:10,660 This lad. 380 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:24,180 *laughs* Very... *sigh* Fuck. 381 00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:49,300 *sad music* We're open. We're ready. We're ready. 382 00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,300 *gunshot* 383 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:53,300 *gunshot* 384 00:21:53,300 --> 00:22:23,280 Let's go. 385 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:52,460 I want to take you to the other side. I just ran into a barrel. Didn't even have to shoot it or slide it. 386 00:22:52,460 --> 00:23:05,340 I died. I didn't. I did. Fuck. Thanks very much, Cleona. 387 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,340 *Gunshot* 388 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:09,340 *Gunshot* 389 00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:11,340 *Gunshot* 390 00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:13,340 *Gunshot* 391 00:23:15,340 --> 00:23:22,340 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and- 392 00:23:22,340 --> 00:23:24,340 *Gunshot* 393 00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:27,340 *Gunshot* 394 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:36,340 Why are you so obsessed with me? 395 00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:38,340 *Gunshot* 396 00:23:38,340 --> 00:23:40,340 *Gunshot* 397 00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:42,340 *Gunshot* 398 00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:44,340 *Gunshot* 399 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,340 *Gunshot* 400 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,340 *Gunshot* 401 00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:47,340 *Gunshot* 402 00:23:47,340 --> 00:23:48,340 *Gunshot* 403 00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:49,340 *Gunshot* 404 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:54,340 I wonder what the story is with these lads, I was saying the last night, are they on time and a half? 405 00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:58,340 'Cause they're doing a great job, and they seem to be working through the night as well. 406 00:23:58,340 --> 00:24:01,340 In fact, I haven't seen anyone catch a wink of sleep. 407 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:05,340 I think all these guys are, uh, they're professionals at what they do. 408 00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:11,700 don't be fooled by the shades of them. I mean look at that, they're inflicting heavy damage on me. 409 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,800 Where are these? 410 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:35,300 Uh oh, where did he come out of? 411 00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:47,760 Some of these guys have got a real cheek coming up from behind like that. Who do they think I am? Willy Harald? 412 00:24:58,860 --> 00:25:00,960 It's fucked up. It's tough. 413 00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:02,140 It's not nice. 414 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:14,100 You are dead. You've been dead for three years. 415 00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:34,640 Lord Sadler was three days away from his death when you try to take his head off with a high-powered rifle. 416 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:55,800 Nowhere in your book did you write that it was with his consent. Was it with Lord Sadler's consent? Leanne? Was it with his consent? Leanne, do you want to take this question? There's no Lord Sadler, it's a made-up name. It's not a made-up name. You're gonna tell more lies. Fucking hell. 417 00:25:55,800 --> 00:26:03,120 This is a real uh... It's a really tough situation we're in. 418 00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:11,840 Nothing in it. Why did we even bother giving you that? 419 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:28,100 Anaconda G, thank you very much. 420 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:43,280 It's a tough situation, this could actually be the toughest situation we've ever been in, since the late Jim Cammie revealed that Angel's Ashes was an accurate portrayal of the way things were at that time. 421 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,620 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? 422 00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:47,180 Nah man. 423 00:26:47,180 --> 00:26:49,120 Cause that stuff was a blast. 424 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,000 Tell you to me. 425 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,200 Clearly you can't pass it for. 426 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,880 I'm not a good one. 427 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,280 Time shenanigans. 428 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,340 I wanna say one thing. 429 00:26:57,340 --> 00:26:59,580 Thanks for the donation. 430 00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:02,540 Cheers, or Timmy shenanigans, sorry. 431 00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:05,180 Sorry I got your name wrong there on the big reveal. 432 00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:07,980 Let's do this. 433 00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:20,520 See, Frank McCourt is gonna be releasing a book posthumously about dump valves called Tiss. 434 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:26,580 And Jerry's gonna write one called... 435 00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:28,580 And my ass. 436 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,420 It's the end of the game. 437 00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:39,460 Promise I'll stop going on about Jerry Hannon and Frank McCourt after this game. 438 00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:41,860 After Resident Evil is finished, that's it. 439 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:43,060 Zip, zilch. 440 00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:45,060 You won't hear another peep out of me. 441 00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:51,060 Because people have been saying it's ridiculous. 442 00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:53,700 The problem is I can't stop it. 443 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:56,100 It's like a fucking force. 444 00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:57,100 It has a whole thing. 445 00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:57,100 It has a hold of me. 446 00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:58,100 It has a hold of me and I can't... 447 00:27:58,100 --> 00:27:59,100 I can't stop. 448 00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:04,440 I'm gonna try and take out this gobshite on the Gatling gun and see if we can buy ourselves 449 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,140 more time. 450 00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:06,140 Oh. 451 00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:07,140 I can't stop it. 452 00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:07,140 I can't stop it. 453 00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:07,140 I can't stop it. 454 00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:07,140 I can't stop it. 455 00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:08,140 It's not my fault, you know. 456 00:28:08,140 --> 00:28:09,140 I can't stop it. 457 00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:10,140 I can't stop it. 458 00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:11,140 I can't stop it. 459 00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:12,140 I can't stop it. 460 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:13,140 It's not my fault, you know. 461 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:14,140 I can't stop it. 462 00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:15,140 I can't stop it. 463 00:28:15,140 --> 00:28:16,140 I can't stop it. 464 00:28:16,140 --> 00:28:17,140 I can't stop it. 465 00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:18,140 I can't stop it. 466 00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:19,140 I can't stop it. 467 00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:20,140 I can't stop it. 468 00:28:20,140 --> 00:28:21,140 I can't stop it. 469 00:28:21,140 --> 00:28:22,140 I can't stop it. 470 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,140 I can't stop it. 471 00:28:23,140 --> 00:28:24,140 I can't stop it. 472 00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:25,140 I can't stop it. 473 00:28:25,140 --> 00:28:26,140 I can't stop it. 474 00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:27,140 I can't stop it. 475 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:28,140 I can't stop it. 476 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:29,140 I can't stop it. 477 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,140 I can't stop it. 478 00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:31,140 I can't stop it. 479 00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:32,140 I can't stop it. 480 00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:33,140 I can't stop it. 481 00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:34,140 I can't stop it. 482 00:28:34,140 --> 00:28:35,140 I can't stop it. 483 00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:36,140 I can't stop it. 484 00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:37,140 I can't stop it. 485 00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:38,140 I can't stop it. 486 00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:39,140 It's not my fault, you know. 487 00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:41,140 Do you know? 488 00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:44,140 If I had half the amount of passion, 489 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:47,140 if I had a fraction amount of passion that that man had, 490 00:28:47,140 --> 00:28:50,140 accusing another man of getting, of being into necrophilia on, 491 00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:53,140 on prime time television, 492 00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:57,140 then life would be sorted, you know. 493 00:28:57,140 --> 00:29:00,140 I'd have the whole fucking world in my hands. 494 00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:08,140 You talk about whatever you want, Francis, you know. 495 00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:22,300 Francis you're a grown independent woman that's the spirit. Thank you very much for that. 496 00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:50,300 He's a good climber. He has a face carved by angels. Dermot, thank you very much DC. DC Universe. How's the DC Universe going, Dermot? 497 00:29:50,300 --> 00:30:15,580 Oh, a lot of creeps. A lot of creeps around this town. It's great he had a herb as well. We can combine those guys. Dermot says if Jerry and Frank go we riot. 498 00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:37,300 We're going to have to go sometime. I see the wind up. Fucking winding me up with that. And another herb as well. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful stuff. It's beautiful to see isn't it? 499 00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:56,300 They really did a great situation with this game. Yes! Look at this. Are they just going to keep coming or... 500 00:30:56,300 --> 00:31:16,580 I hate to move along and then to be... Start getting shot to bits by that creep. Oh, he's gone. I thought there were... Oh, fucking hell. I thought there were like five Gatling guns but it's just the lad in the sky doing the biz. 501 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:38,300 That in the sky doing the biz. Helicopter pilot would be a great job wouldn't it? Huh? I said helicopter pilot would be a great job wouldn't it? 502 00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:56,300 Hello? Are you listening? I'm fucking talking to you. I said helicopter pilot would be a great job. Yes, kick down the gates. If only it was always like that. 503 00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:12,300 Would be a great job. I'd say most people in life are just looking for confirmation of what they're saying. 504 00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:26,300 be a strategy for getting by. Although, being strategically agreeable might get you through 505 00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:33,300 tough social situations, I'm not sure. You want to be careful not to become a pushover, 506 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:44,300 or a walkover at the same time. Egomaniacs would be best pleased when you appease them 507 00:32:44,300 --> 00:33:12,300 and smile and nod and agree and laugh. Up the ladder we go. Back to bed. Where the fuck am I going? Jump over. Oh yeah, over there. Alright, let's crouch. 508 00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:22,300 Alan McAvoy, thank you very much Alan. Clearly you can't pass the ball. Clearly you can't pass the ball, Alan. Thank you very much. 509 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:50,300 Big shout out to Alan McAvoy. Ah, where's the stars? Fucking Alan man. We go way back, me and you. Do you remember the time we went down to Jackie Brosnan's for a seance? And we bought a ballistic missile off him. I didn't know he fucking had possession of them. It's illegal, you know? 510 00:33:50,300 --> 00:34:04,300 But you should have seen McAvoy at the seance. He was doing the Ouija board. And when everybody was, you know, trying to do the letters and stuff, Alan went into the fucking next room and robbed the fucking rocket. 511 00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:26,300 Which was, it was a plutonium, like a dirty bomb kind of job, you know? Jim Kemmie was there in the air as well. Stirring shite. You had to be there. Alan McAvoy, thank you very much. And this, this dump valve is for you. 512 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:44,300 Now, the ladder we go. He loves smashing stuff and then going, yeah, that was cool, yeah. Like a daft child with a game. 513 00:34:44,300 --> 00:35:10,300 I wouldn't know anything about that now. Are we in this? Are we in this? Are we out? Alright, alright. 514 00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:24,300 Alright, alright. Just for good luck, we'll send one of those. Pack it. 515 00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:32,760 Cam Layton thank you very much. Very very kind of you. 516 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:46,380 Spider. Any relation to Professor Layton of the Nintendo DS franchise Professor Layton? 517 00:35:46,380 --> 00:35:52,820 Or Jackie Brosnan? 518 00:35:52,820 --> 00:36:16,460 I'm thinking of getting a dump valve installed on my shoulder just here so that I can punctuate sentences and really sew a button on things. You don't even have to be witty. You could just be in the fucking shop buying a sandwich and she says $3.59 and you hand over the $3.59 and you just say, thanks for the sandwich. 519 00:36:21,340 --> 00:36:33,340 You made an impact as well and also everybody around you is going to be like, what the fuck was that? I'm trying to think of what else you could say there to make an impact. 520 00:36:33,340 --> 00:36:50,620 It was very rainy out today and you know instead of saying it's cats and dogs or you know it's buffering down you could say, Jesus. It was so wet. It was so wet today I thought I was going to be fucking drowned. 521 00:36:51,340 --> 00:37:03,340 And then just hit the dump valve. It's not a great saint. It's not very witty or anything like that. But it does really give a bit of pizzazz and oomph to the everyday small talk situation. 522 00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:10,340 I don't know if they're available to buy or anything like that. Possibly a business venture for someone. 523 00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:20,340 Thanks. When we get out of here drinks are on me. Yeah. Hey, I know a good bar. As if you're going to fucking talk about going to the pub. 524 00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:46,340 I'm not meant to laugh at that bit but I mean. We'll see you down the pub in 10 minutes. Yeah. Oh no Mike. No, you're fucked. Those guys didn't want him to go down the pub. I'll make sure you're the next to go Sadler. 525 00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:50,340 Ah, Mike. No way. 526 00:37:50,340 --> 00:38:13,340 I'm sorry Leon. Sadler you bastard. It's nothing to get all upset about. Don't tell me you've never swatted a bothersome fly. In essence it's the same thing. What did you say? Insects life doesn't compare to human lives. 527 00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:26,340 When you've acquired this power you too will understand. Guess it's another good reason to get the parasite out of my body. I wish you luck. 528 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:34,340 And wasn't he saying something like, no, an insect's life is not worth as much as the humans. 529 00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:40,340 But I was having a bit of an existential crisis yesterday because I've been hoovering up all the millipedes in the house. 530 00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:44,340 I've done about 50 of the fuckers in the past few weeks. 531 00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:57,340 And it's only recently I've began to think maybe if there is some kind of judgement day coming after I die or anything like that. Will those creatures go and rack against my score? 532 00:38:57,340 --> 00:38:59,600 at the end of the day. Just because they don't 533 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,200 walk and talk and fucking 534 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,440 stream on YouTube doesn't mean to say 535 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,440 that they're not worth something in the grand scheme 536 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,100 of things. So, 537 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,620 we'll just have to wait and see for that, I suppose. 538 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,180 I'm not sure whether or not 539 00:39:11,180 --> 00:39:12,920 I'll be able to report back. 540 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:15,500 Obviously nobody can report back from heaven. 541 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,360 Either that, 542 00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:21,520 either you can't report back 543 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,460 from heaven, or there 544 00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:24,460 just is no heaven. 545 00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:24,960 But, 546 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,900 it's, 547 00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:31,840 it's kind of 548 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,800 sad to think that there isn't anything 549 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,400 there, you know? 550 00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:39,700 This really is, this really is it. 551 00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:44,200 This is it. 552 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,820 It's like Eminem 553 00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,900 said, you've only got one shot. 554 00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:56,460 Mom's spaghetti. 555 00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:56,520 Mom's spaghetti. 556 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:09,780 Ugh. 557 00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:13,820 So, uh, 558 00:40:14,460 --> 00:40:18,040 I don't know. 559 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,700 I really don't know. 560 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,460 If there is nothing then, 561 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,200 then, uh, 562 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,580 you could even, you could draw a positive 563 00:40:26,580 --> 00:40:28,540 from that and say, well, this is it now, you know, 564 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,420 make the most of it. 565 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,720 But I could also see 566 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:34,560 how that might lead to, uh, some people 567 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,580 just discarding all kinds of morals 568 00:40:36,580 --> 00:40:37,380 whatsoever. 569 00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:39,940 I'm going down the path of degradation. 570 00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:43,100 Depravity. 571 00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:46,340 Degeneracy. 572 00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:52,900 It's a frightening dichotomy, 573 00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:54,620 whatever way you want to skin that apple. 574 00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:01,820 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? 575 00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:04,420 Because that stuff was a blast. 576 00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:11,980 Not that. 577 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,340 That's called 578 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:13,660 Evan, 579 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:14,940 by D. 580 00:41:15,020 --> 00:41:15,600 Thank you very much. 581 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,040 Passport. 582 00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:17,620 Thank you, Evan. 583 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,020 Evan by day. 584 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,540 Kieran by night. 585 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,560 Thank you very much. 586 00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:33,300 Welcome to the stream, everyone. 587 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:33,740 Richard, 588 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:34,920 Richie Richard. 589 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:37,400 Neil Pryor. 590 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:37,400 Neil Pryor. 591 00:41:43,220 --> 00:41:45,200 Samantha's weighing in with some, uh, 592 00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:47,320 some stuff there. 593 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:47,940 You gotta be, 594 00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:51,240 you still gotta be moral while you're here. 595 00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:52,180 Jesus. 596 00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:52,360 Jesus. 597 00:41:55,060 --> 00:41:56,060 I agree with you. 598 00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:56,440 I agree with you, Samantha. 599 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,160 I really do. 600 00:41:58,260 --> 00:42:00,340 Millipedes may have caused a train to run 601 00:42:00,340 --> 00:42:03,040 into the back of a stationary train in Perth 602 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,120 after hundreds of them were found squashed 603 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,360 in a slippery mess on the track. 604 00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:10,760 I don't know if you just made that up, 605 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,920 ghost, but we, uh, 606 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,980 if that is the case, then, then, uh, 607 00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:20,140 they killed a load of people. 608 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:21,660 The Millipedes killed a load of people. 609 00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:39,280 You can't beat the carton of milk, 610 00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:39,920 because, um, 611 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,400 the plastic now, 612 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,160 I don't trust it. 613 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,040 The chemicals that go into making the plastic 614 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,060 wouldn't be as bad as the process 615 00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:50,540 that goes into making the, uh, 616 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,620 the paper carton of milk. 617 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:54,900 I would imagine, anyway. 618 00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:58,720 Shout out to Joby and Michelle. 619 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,460 Smoking J's and eating a Twix. 620 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:01,380 Says Evan. 621 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,460 Thank you very much, 622 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:03,640 and a big shout out to you guys. 623 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,220 Best of luck with that. 624 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,440 And I hope that all goes well for you. 625 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:08,740 That's injustice! 626 00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:09,700 Okay, thanks very much. 627 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,020 Now, let's carry on with this game 628 00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:12,520 and get it done. 629 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:15,220 I agree, B. 630 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,500 I'm after buying some new clobber. 631 00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:18,140 Round up the boys to come pointing. 632 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,880 I want the whole town to see me. 633 00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:20,460 Brainslug. 634 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,800 Thank you very much, Brainslug. 635 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:27,480 Any chance of some daytime streams? 636 00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:29,180 I've missed the last few, Pat. 637 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,800 Any word on the edited, recorded video? 638 00:43:32,220 --> 00:43:33,320 Edited, recorded video? 639 00:43:35,620 --> 00:43:36,660 What's in that, man? 640 00:43:37,540 --> 00:43:39,360 That's called the fucking teletubing. 641 00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:40,480 Thank you very much, Brainslug. 642 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,660 I don't know, Brainslug. 643 00:43:42,780 --> 00:43:45,000 There might be some daytime streaming coming up. 644 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,860 But I should really devote daytimes 645 00:43:47,860 --> 00:43:50,380 to actually making and crafting the videos 646 00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:51,060 that you're on about. 647 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,480 And then maybe go on to do the streaming at night. 648 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,420 Streaming is like... 649 00:43:56,420 --> 00:43:58,860 It's like eating hot as fucking ice cream pudding. 650 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,400 That's called fucking teletubing. 651 00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:02,680 Clearly you have a passport. 652 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:02,800 Thank you very much. 653 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,840 Remember the time we gave mass in Cross Malina in 1998, 654 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,560 and Luke got caught himself. 655 00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:11,540 Affilating in the front row. 656 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:12,640 I don't remember that, Adam. 657 00:44:12,660 --> 00:44:15,020 I don't think I was in Cross Malina for mass ever. 658 00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:17,360 But it seems that you were. 659 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:18,600 And what's more, 660 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,520 you've got some very special memories of yourself 661 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,100 and Luke. 662 00:44:28,740 --> 00:44:30,080 Thank you very much for that. 663 00:44:30,860 --> 00:44:31,920 It's very, very kind of you. 664 00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:40,260 It's like... 665 00:44:40,260 --> 00:44:43,780 eating fucking cake and ice cream. 666 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,300 You know, I really... 667 00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:47,140 I enjoy the games and the streaming 668 00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:48,560 and Jerry Hannan 669 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,980 and fucking Jim... 670 00:44:49,980 --> 00:44:52,260 Jim Kemi and the ghost of... 671 00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:55,460 Teresa Carmody and all those guys. 672 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,240 It's like a little family. 673 00:44:57,980 --> 00:44:58,980 But I mean... 674 00:44:58,980 --> 00:45:03,200 They don't give you the same long... 675 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,160 longevity as the... 676 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:05,740 as a video. 677 00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:06,980 Like the long-lasting... 678 00:45:08,060 --> 00:45:10,280 happiness. 679 00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:11,980 And that is... 680 00:45:12,540 --> 00:45:14,580 because you put work into them, I suppose. 681 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,160 And it's the same with anything in life. 682 00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:17,980 Like... 683 00:45:18,980 --> 00:45:20,820 You will... 684 00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:22,320 If you put the work in, 685 00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:23,580 you'll probably feel a lot better 686 00:45:23,580 --> 00:45:24,360 about what you're doing. 687 00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:25,540 If you're... 688 00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:27,080 if you're just being lazy, 689 00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:28,220 like... 690 00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:28,220 You know... 691 00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:29,980 I can't do anything for you. 692 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:30,220 But... 693 00:45:30,220 --> 00:45:31,020 Leon, you okay? 694 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,440 To be honest with you, man... 695 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,760 It's fucking sound like... 696 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,020 Yeah. 697 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,480 Like Resident Evil 4. 698 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,540 Tommy Schlug fucking driving buses. 699 00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:42,780 What was it before? 700 00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:43,300 Shenmue. 701 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:43,660 Like... 702 00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:44,940 I'd never even played Shenmue. 703 00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:46,320 I'd heard about it for years. 704 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:48,480 Why is he doing that? 705 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:49,240 Oh, yeah. 706 00:45:49,300 --> 00:45:49,700 She's... 707 00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:50,540 She's infected. 708 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:51,400 Oh, he's infected. 709 00:45:51,400 --> 00:46:17,180 A few Yorkies. Yorkies above. 710 00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:24,180 Okay, thanks very much. 711 00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:36,180 Such exaggerated pay, under what condition? The license fee. Moralizing, pontificating. 712 00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:38,180 moralizing, pontificating. 713 00:46:56,540 --> 00:47:02,960 Remember we were playing Shenmue, right? And Ireland were playing their European qualifier against 714 00:47:03,980 --> 00:47:08,620 fucking Georgia or some, it was like another boring night. 715 00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:14,740 Oh, these Regenitrons are here. I thought they were gone. 716 00:47:16,780 --> 00:47:24,700 And I put my face on the pitch. Maybe we could do that again and just watch the match and not not get fucking done by YouTube for 717 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:28,500 Restreaming football. 718 00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:45,380 A gore bag there. Oh, Jesus. 719 00:47:45,380 --> 00:47:59,620 The bag started twitching so I threw a few fucking slugs into it. It went back to sleep then. 720 00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:05,860 No checking to see if it was any human or anything like that. Just go straight into it. 721 00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:12,860 you 722 00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:19,860 you 723 00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:26,860 you 724 00:48:43,860 --> 00:48:48,860 here he comes here he comes again 725 00:48:48,860 --> 00:48:52,220 His life's about to end. 726 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,800 Cause I've got a thermoscope. 727 00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,660 And he doesn't fucking know. 728 00:49:01,860 --> 00:49:03,220 Do do do do do do. 729 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:13,440 Jesus. 730 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:14,880 He's got form. 731 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:24,980 Fuck this. I'm off. I'm off. 732 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,140 He was good fun while he lasted. 733 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,760 Dropped a few fucking bars of gold too. 734 00:49:36,660 --> 00:49:39,500 We'll use the gold to buy some stuff later on. 735 00:49:39,820 --> 00:49:41,740 Off your man, the merchant of Ennis. 736 00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:45,600 Off your man, the merchant of Ennis. 737 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:57,460 I'm thinking of rewriting the Shakespearean play, The Merchant of Venice, and setting it in Ennis and calling it The Merchant of Ennis. 738 00:49:58,580 --> 00:50:02,420 And the merchant Shylock would be called Shylock. 739 00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:07,780 And that's as far as I've got with that one at the moment. 740 00:50:07,940 --> 00:50:10,460 It hasn't gone to script yet. 741 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,960 We're just in development phase. 742 00:50:14,140 --> 00:50:15,500 Developmental at the moment. 743 00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:35,660 It's a winner printed. 744 00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:36,980 80% there, Mark. 745 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:37,440 I know. 746 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,640 It's sometimes you only need the title. 747 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,240 And it just writes itself. 748 00:50:43,820 --> 00:50:48,960 I went to see The Merchant of Venice in Junior Cert in Schligo. 749 00:50:52,080 --> 00:51:00,160 And there's a scene in it where the prince has to pick three boxes. 750 00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:03,720 One of gold, one of diamond, and one of lead. 751 00:51:04,260 --> 00:51:05,040 Or something like that. 752 00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:09,860 And it's one of those kind of like fable kind of morals where obviously no one would pick the lead. 753 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:19,760 And we'd never really seen any plays before or anything like that. 754 00:51:19,860 --> 00:51:21,080 And we weren't accustomed to it. 755 00:51:21,220 --> 00:51:22,520 We'd only seen pantomimes. 756 00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:24,340 As far as I can remember. 757 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,120 And somebody shouted out pick the lead. 758 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,680 Before the guys got even on the stage. 759 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:34,040 They didn't realise that you weren't meant to shout things out at a fucking Shakespeare play. 760 00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:35,440 And someone said, 761 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:38,460 Pick the lead. 762 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,140 And they had to fucking, 763 00:51:41,540 --> 00:51:43,820 Because it's not a pantomime and you can't just pick the lead. 764 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,640 They had to go through the whole rigmarole of the scene. 765 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:50,240 Knowing, like everyone knew that they had to pick the lead. 766 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:51,540 But they didn't fucking pick the lead. 767 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,980 Anyway, it was a fairly accurate description of the way things were at that time. 768 00:51:56,980 --> 00:52:13,280 Where the fuck am I going? 769 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:18,480 Another sack! 770 00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:34,160 And I just can't contain. 771 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,040 Sorry, there, no. 772 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:57,260 Shakespeare. Live stream. 773 00:52:57,260 --> 00:53:15,260 Oh, there's a little... 774 00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:17,860 Place down here I can go. 775 00:53:24,260 --> 00:53:24,760 No. 776 00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,760 Been... Been in here. 777 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,000 Where the fuck am I going, man? 778 00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,260 Was there something I missed in here? 779 00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:13,760 Is there a secret button or something underneath this? 780 00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,260 Thank you very much. 781 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:20,260 Thank you very much. 782 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:20,260 Perfect. 783 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:20,260 Thank you very much. 784 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:20,760 Perfect. 785 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,260 Jenny. 786 00:54:21,260 --> 00:54:21,760 Jenny. 787 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,760 Taylor. 788 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:22,760 From Max. 789 00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:26,760 Love Max. 790 00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:27,760 Love Max. 791 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:27,760 Love Max. 792 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:28,760 Sounds like an adult channel. 793 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:28,760 Where the fuck is... 794 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:29,760 Where am I going, man? 795 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:30,760 Ten years later. 796 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:31,760 How did you get up this? 797 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:32,760 Gaff. 798 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,760 Is there a unit or something that I pushed down here? 799 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,760 Sounds like an adult channel. 800 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,760 Where the fuck is it? Where am I going then? 801 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,760 Ten years later. How did you get up this gap? 802 00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,760 Is there a unit or something that I pushed down here? 803 00:54:49,760 --> 00:55:13,760 Climb up the left side. Jenny from the blog, Margo and me. I wonder how she's getting on. 804 00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:21,760 Oh, you can climb up this side. 805 00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,760 Six hundred thousand and that's a boom time! 806 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,760 Moralizing, pontificating. 807 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:59,760 We need to take it back to the Northern Ireland system. But you don't have the moral right or the moral majority. 808 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:10,760 And it's the likes of you, Pat Kenny, who earn six hundred thousand euro for doing eleven hours a week. 809 00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:14,760 I need help. 810 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:15,760 I need help. 811 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:30,760 Lock and load. See you in hell. 812 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:32,760 Goodnight and god bless. 813 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,760 Goodnight. 814 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,760 I'm just gonna really take my time with these guys. Blacktail. 815 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:45,760 Blacktail. 816 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:47,760 Blacktail. 817 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:48,760 Blacktail. 818 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:49,760 Blacktail. 819 00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:52,760 Fucking quacktails, man. 820 00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:57,760 Jenny from the blog, Margo and me. 821 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:07,760 Don't be fooled by the blogs that I've got. I'm still Jenny from the blog, Margo and me. 822 00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:18,760 And then I looked on the blog of Jenny from the blog, Margo and me, and it's just like, where does she get the money, man? 823 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:21,760 Where the fuck is the money coming from to do- 824 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:27,760 It's like selling a lifestyle. It's like all this Instagram shit where you just- 825 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,760 How do people get famous on that? 826 00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,760 They're just dressing up and going to class places. 827 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:37,760 Who's bankrolling this? 828 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:39,760 Are they getting money off Instagram? 829 00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:47,760 They're not getting donations, like, you know, there's no one tipping them going, "Yeah, thanks for the donation." 830 00:57:47,760 --> 00:58:01,760 Yeah, I'm in a class location. Look at my body. Thanks for the tip. I'll go on holiday with that. 831 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:03,760 What the hell are you doing? 832 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:04,760 Why didn't I fucking- Why didn't I reload, man? 833 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:06,760 What the hell are you doing? 834 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:08,760 Why didn't I fucking- Why didn't I reload, man? 835 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,760 It's one of these. Do you know when you don't know what's going on? 836 00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:29,760 You're trying to think of how to come to terms with the situation. 837 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:53,360 Rifle, someone's saying rifle, I don't know about that, I want fucking rifle, two shots 838 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:57,940 left in the rifle, I'd be in a fucking trifle, I tell you, huh? 839 00:58:58,780 --> 00:59:17,660 Isn't that it? Thank you very much. The train station is in effect. Don't know what that means, 840 00:59:17,660 --> 00:59:27,800 but thank you very much. Explode the barrels. 841 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:37,400 Fucking grenade jab. Maybe a flash, yeah. That'll give me a bit of time. See you later, dicks. 842 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:46,120 Oh. Explodey boys. 843 00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:55,720 What is this? 844 00:59:55,720 --> 01:00:01,880 Haha, he's gone. 845 01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:04,480 The end of his tether. 846 01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:07,340 His tenure has ended. 847 01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:13,900 His tenure as head bastard came to an abrupt end. 848 01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:19,760 With a magnum bullet to the chop. 849 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,620 That cunt fucking ended fast. 850 01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,060 He shouldn't have been playing games with the Snake Man. 851 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,800 Willy Harrell 2 is fucking coming out soon enough. 852 01:00:41,740 --> 01:00:42,420 It looks ace. 853 01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,000 Looks like, uh... 854 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,680 I think Michael Bay has been involved. 855 01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,640 And also, the... 856 01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:58,620 Michael Bay's newborn child, Michael Bayby, was consultant, script consultant in it. 857 01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:03,460 Because you don't really need to be an adult to enjoy the film. 858 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,940 So he got his newborn to fucking write some of this stuff. 859 01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:10,760 And also, Willy Harrell 2 has just been titled. 860 01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:11,980 We got this title through. 861 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:13,660 Guess what it is? 862 01:01:13,740 --> 01:01:14,760 Willy Harrell 2. 863 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:16,880 Willy Harder. 864 01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:19,620 Who'd have ever thought about that? 865 01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:20,720 Nobody. 866 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,400 Such a quality type. 867 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:40,280 I'm nearly at max health. 868 01:01:41,460 --> 01:01:42,160 Max Darwin. 869 01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:47,340 Look at him. 870 01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:49,420 He's got good cardio. 871 01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:52,780 What use is it though against this? 872 01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:53,820 Nothing. 873 01:01:54,900 --> 01:01:58,660 So if you're exercising and you're thinking you're doing well, think again. 874 01:01:58,660 --> 01:02:01,140 What use is all the exercise going to be? 875 01:02:01,620 --> 01:02:04,140 Against a fucking souped up blacktail pistol. 876 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:05,400 Nothing. 877 01:02:05,860 --> 01:02:06,420 That's what. 878 01:02:07,860 --> 01:02:09,020 You're pissing in the wind. 879 01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:10,900 Fuck. 880 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,720 You might as well take all that exercise you've been doing. 881 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,220 And throw it in the fucking skip. 882 01:02:23,220 --> 01:02:44,960 I remember playing this back in the day. 883 01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:46,680 I know him nowhere near the end. 884 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:59,020 I didn't reload. 885 01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:08,100 Great stuff. 886 01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:17,020 Ireland nil. 887 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,420 Bulgaria nil. 888 01:03:18,820 --> 01:03:19,880 Hell excitement man. 889 01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:20,760 And that's. 890 01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,140 That's half time as well. 891 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:22,580 It's. 892 01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:23,300 Or is it even. 893 01:03:23,460 --> 01:03:23,640 Yeah. 894 01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:24,460 First half. 895 01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:26,080 Nearly done I think. 896 01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:29,060 Imagine peeing to go see that. 897 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:31,080 Peeing. 898 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:32,340 More like. 899 01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:37,180 It's not cheap I hear. 900 01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:38,440 To go see the national team. 901 01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:39,080 It's not cheap. 902 01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:58,180 *laughs* Fuck! 903 01:03:58,180 --> 01:04:12,180 *laughs* Should've wasted those things. 904 01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:26,180 *laughs* 905 01:04:26,180 --> 01:04:29,180 Where are they all coming from? 906 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:34,480 Where are they pulling these out of? 907 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:36,480 *Scoffs* 908 01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:38,480 *Scoffs* 909 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:59,440 Quick! 910 01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:06,440 Quick! 911 01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:10,440 Run! 912 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:26,440 I'm back out where he started there and I killed that buff. 913 01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:35,440 You troll Willy Harald! 914 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,440 Enjoy the flames guys! 915 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,440 Hopefully it isn't too hot. 916 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:48,440 Hopefully it brought sun cream. 917 01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:54,440 Although I can't see it being much use against a fucking flame grenade. 918 01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,440 That'll only protect you from UV light, sure. 919 01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,440 Won't protect you from fire. 920 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:09,440 Bad lad. 921 01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,440 Fucking creepy sneaky. 922 01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,440 Don't be creepy. 923 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:15,440 Don't be creepy. 924 01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:17,440 Don't be creepy. 925 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:22,440 Don't be cheeky. 926 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:25,440 Please don't be cheeky. 927 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:35,440 Cycle to work the last few days last week ever since I'm having to tell my knees don't be creaky. 928 01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:38,440 Thank you very much for your kind tired tip. 929 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:56,440 Ah, we heard the voices. 930 01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:57,440 They're just scum with voices. 931 01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:59,440 They're scum with voices, you know. 932 01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:00,440 They're scum. 933 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:03,440 They've got a language though. 934 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:08,440 Basically just scum with a language. 935 01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,440 These guys. 936 01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,440 They keep on saying yeah. 937 01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:13,440 Yeah. 938 01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:14,440 Yeah. 939 01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:15,440 Yeah. 940 01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:16,440 Yeah. 941 01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:20,440 That's Richard O'Brien from the Crystal Maze. 942 01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:23,440 Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. 943 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:24,440 Skull. 944 01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:26,440 Skull go bye-bye. 945 01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:28,440 Shkull go bye bye. 946 01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,440 And that's the end of that situation. 947 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:36,440 That man, Leona Roe. Thank you very much. 948 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,440 Tell you to me. Clearly you can't pass for it. 949 01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:40,440 It's a very stormy one, Cleona. 950 01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:52,440 Don't be shaky. 951 01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:56,440 Where the fuck is making this? 952 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,440 The big goal. 953 01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:00,440 Don't be shaky. 954 01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:12,440 Very insensitive to your fans in the Bahamas. Why? 955 01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:37,960 *Belgit* 956 01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:39,960 *Belgit* 957 01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:41,960 *Belgit* 958 01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,960 *Belgit* 959 01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:45,960 *Belgit* 960 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:47,960 *Belgit* 961 01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:51,960 Tornado thing. Oh, right. Yeah, sorry about that. Did uh... 962 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:57,960 How did that go down anyway in the end? Did... was there many deaths or did everything go okay or... 963 01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:05,960 I've uh... I'm keeping... I'm off the news. I'm off the news. The news became a drug there for a while and... 964 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:07,960 *Belgit* 965 01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:13,960 I just had to walk away from it. I had to walk away from it. *Belgit* 966 01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:15,960 *Belgit* 967 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:16,960 *Belgit* 968 01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:20,960 The news became a drug to me for a while. *Belgit* 969 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:23,960 I had to walk away from it. *Belgit* 970 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:25,960 *Belgit* 971 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:36,260 I'm glad I did fucking glad I did I need to release the two electronic locks 972 01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:47,920 it stalled over the island I'd see people water the coconut lasso is 44 973 01:09:49,440 --> 01:10:06,280 okay 44 is still any depressing it's all depressing but they make you addicted to it man they use the employee the same tactics that they use for the fucking games they get to get kids to buy micro transactions and games and shit 974 01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:23,320 in a way I'm not going to go into detail about that because I don't believe in what I just said but I do in a way but I don't really know how to explain it 975 01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:31,920 baby slug thank you 976 01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:34,520 he has a chip on his shoulder at least it's not a bag of chips 977 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:35,520 shhhh 978 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:36,520 *whispers* 979 01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:41,920 thank you very much you got a chip on your shoulder but at least it's not a bag of chips 980 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:50,720 here across here hot cocks MVP here 981 01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:54,720 jackal 982 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:56,720 *crash* 983 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,720 *crash* 984 01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:17,440 You told Willie Harold 985 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:19,960 You told Willie Harold 986 01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:24,800 You told Willie Harold 987 01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:45,460 Willie Harold is Willie Man 5 Revenge of the Harold featuring Harold from Home and Away 988 01:11:45,460 --> 01:11:47,240 Oh Harold from Neighbors 989 01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:49,600 What the fuck? 990 01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:50,580 Where's the other one? 991 01:11:50,740 --> 01:11:51,680 Where's the other boy? 992 01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:52,680 Down here is it? 993 01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:53,620 Yeah? 994 01:11:53,620 --> 01:12:12,020 Oh you have to do it quickly do you? 995 01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:14,400 Quick succession 996 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:17,340 Success 997 01:12:17,340 --> 01:12:20,760 Hides a multitude of sin 998 01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:23,480 Nothing 999 01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:25,000 Something 1000 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:32,640 Now 1001 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:35,000 We're out of here 1002 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:43,100 It'd be great to get the fuck out of this place anyway 1003 01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:44,720 It's a hole 1004 01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:45,520 It's a kip 1005 01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:48,100 This is a fucking kip 1006 01:12:48,100 --> 01:12:51,000 Full of zombies as well 1007 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,920 We were there for two weeks on a package holiday 1008 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,320 They didn't tell us it was gonna be a fucking kip 1009 01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:58,780 You know what I mean? 1010 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:01,460 You're off for paying your 1011 01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:02,580 You know you pay the money 1012 01:13:02,580 --> 01:13:04,620 You think that you're gonna be going somewhere nice 1013 01:13:04,620 --> 01:13:05,200 And you get there 1014 01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:06,520 It's a fucking kip 1015 01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:10,840 Child fucking crying? 1016 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:10,900 Child fucking crying 1017 01:13:10,900 --> 01:13:15,680 Mold on the ceiling in the bathroom 1018 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:19,660 Two laddies with fucking worms coming out their heads 1019 01:13:19,660 --> 01:13:21,240 Trying to sell us watches then 1020 01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:22,600 Outside the iron pool 1021 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:25,300 Lucky lucky man 1022 01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:29,900 Lucky for me I had the fucking gun anyways 1023 01:13:29,900 --> 01:13:33,900 face was a fucking kid 1024 01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:56,020 there's a door, tz 1025 01:13:56,020 --> 01:14:23,160 you'll soon harbor an awesome power, yet it seems you would rather choose death. I'm taking Ashley back whether you like it or not. Okay, thanks very much. Oh, the audacity of youth. 1026 01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:32,100 I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. You are a liar. 1027 01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:47,100 What's wrong? 1028 01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:53,820 Spiders. 1029 01:14:53,820 --> 01:14:56,900 Spiders. Never fails. 1030 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,000 Good evening, gang. 1031 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,780 Hello, line four. Good evening. 1032 01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:10,080 Pat Cox, MEP here. 1033 01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:13,420 Laryngite to us, Pat. 1034 01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:15,860 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 1035 01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:17,340 Shreezy, okay? 1036 01:15:17,940 --> 01:15:18,500 Move! 1037 01:15:19,260 --> 01:15:21,260 Hello Line 4, evening. 1038 01:15:22,660 --> 01:15:24,660 Hello Line 4, evening. 1039 01:15:31,660 --> 01:15:37,660 Why did you not discuss your well-trained science with Jack and Brosnan? 1040 01:15:42,260 --> 01:15:44,260 Is that the best you can come up with? 1041 01:15:44,260 --> 01:15:54,260 *Slow-trained sound* 1042 01:15:57,260 --> 01:16:00,260 A few letters have been left down here by Louise. 1043 01:16:01,260 --> 01:16:04,260 And guess what? We're gonna read them right now. 1044 01:16:04,260 --> 01:16:06,260 You thought you were getting away. 1045 01:16:06,260 --> 01:16:08,260 Well, yeah, you didn't. 1046 01:16:09,260 --> 01:16:16,260 From the initial stages of the research, we have been searching for a safe and practical removal procedure of the Plaga. 1047 01:16:16,260 --> 01:16:21,260 Actually, I think we might read this to a tune of your choosing in the chat there. 1048 01:16:21,260 --> 01:16:31,260 *Cough* 1049 01:16:31,260 --> 01:16:33,260 First come, first serve. 1050 01:16:33,260 --> 01:16:34,260 A tune. 1051 01:16:34,260 --> 01:16:39,260 EastEnders, Red FM Rules. 1052 01:16:39,260 --> 01:16:50,700 we also 1053 01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:56,060 need to get our good friend on the line 1054 01:16:56,060 --> 01:16:59,520 I believe he is available somewhere 1055 01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:02,860 somewhere out there in the mainframe 1056 01:17:02,860 --> 01:17:17,460 bear with me 1057 01:17:17,460 --> 01:17:28,780 he is known around the world as the great ghost god 1058 01:17:28,780 --> 01:17:32,340 you might know him as Jordan B. Peterson 1059 01:17:32,340 --> 01:17:38,620 ladies and gentlemen 1060 01:17:38,620 --> 01:17:41,300 please give a warm welcome 1061 01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:43,560 to the great ghost god himself 1062 01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:46,220 the man, the mystery, the legend 1063 01:17:46,220 --> 01:17:48,660 Jordan B. Welcome Jordan 1064 01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:49,980 hello 1065 01:17:49,980 --> 01:17:52,260 how are you keeping? 1066 01:17:52,980 --> 01:17:54,740 good thank you it's nice to be here 1067 01:17:54,740 --> 01:17:58,320 great well are you ready to do a bit of fucking reading of the text? 1068 01:17:59,140 --> 01:17:59,340 eh? 1069 01:18:00,340 --> 01:18:01,820 let's go 1070 01:18:01,820 --> 01:18:04,020 okay 1071 01:18:04,020 --> 01:18:08,100 luis memo five 1072 01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:11,980 hold on a sec there George we need to get the tune on 1073 01:18:11,980 --> 01:18:12,540 tune? 1074 01:18:12,540 --> 01:18:13,400 yeah 1075 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:22,640 take it away Jordan 1076 01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:28,980 Luis Memo 5 1077 01:18:28,980 --> 01:18:31,880 From the initial stage of research 1078 01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:34,820 We have been searching for a safe and practical 1079 01:18:34,820 --> 01:18:36,820 Removable procedure of the plaga 1080 01:18:36,820 --> 01:18:42,720 Ironically it turns out that the real 1081 01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:45,620 Objective of this research was 1082 01:18:45,620 --> 01:18:47,660 The song ended 1083 01:18:47,660 --> 01:18:49,480 Yeah it'll loop 1084 01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:50,580 It'll loop Jordan 1085 01:18:50,580 --> 01:18:51,560 Okay 1086 01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:54,600 I'll just wait 1087 01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:55,260 Yeah 1088 01:18:55,260 --> 01:18:59,600 Great stuff Jordan here we go 1089 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:02,940 Ironically it turns out that the real objective 1090 01:19:02,940 --> 01:19:06,760 Of this research was not 1091 01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:09,520 To find a way to remove the plagues 1092 01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:11,500 From the infected persons 1093 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:12,740 But to find 1094 01:19:12,740 --> 01:19:16,420 A way so that the plaga 1095 01:19:16,420 --> 01:19:20,480 Could not be removed from the body easily 1096 01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:23,740 It's a great tune 1097 01:19:23,740 --> 01:19:25,860 I know it's a great fucking show 1098 01:19:25,860 --> 01:19:27,800 Do you get that out in Canada with you? 1099 01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:29,360 No we do not 1100 01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,920 We do have Coronation Street though 1101 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:35,040 But I feel as though it is not superior when 1102 01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:36,040 Oh here we go 1103 01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:47,140 In the end we were labeled to find out that the plagues could be removed only by exposing them to special radiation 1104 01:19:47,140 --> 01:20:00,520 The only drawback with this method is that the only drawback with this method is that it is a very painful procedure since the plaga attaches itself to the nerves 1105 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:03,900 Still the rest of the sentence to go there 1106 01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:05,900 You're doing fucking great 1107 01:20:05,900 --> 01:20:07,900 You're doing mighty Jordan keep it up 1108 01:20:07,900 --> 01:20:13,700 Yeah as I was saying we do get Coronation Street but I like the oh here we go 1109 01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:25,080 There is a possibility that it may impair the consciousness of the host 1110 01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:38,460 The other fact that must be mentioned is that once the plaga grows into an adult the removal procedure could kill the host 1111 01:20:38,460 --> 01:20:39,340 Fucking fantastic 1112 01:20:39,340 --> 01:20:45,100 Yeah we're one sentence away from finishing this memo here 1113 01:20:45,100 --> 01:20:47,180 It's very clean 1114 01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:49,380 It's a fucking clean bit of text 1115 01:20:49,380 --> 01:20:50,300 You're doing 1116 01:20:50,300 --> 01:20:55,460 But perhaps death isn't so bad 1117 01:20:55,460 --> 01:20:57,920 Pretty philosophical 1118 01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:01,500 When you think about the alternative 1119 01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:03,820 Just read the last read it again 1120 01:21:03,820 --> 01:21:06,940 Oh but perhaps death isn't so bad 1121 01:21:06,940 --> 01:21:09,180 When you think about the alternative 1122 01:21:09,180 --> 01:21:13,100 Perhaps death isn't so bad when you think about the alternative 1123 01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:20,020 Well done Jordan thank you very much for that man you're a fucking legend 1124 01:21:20,020 --> 01:21:25,060 No goodbye from him there or anything just just fucked right off 1125 01:21:25,060 --> 01:21:29,340 It's great and I liked a little bit of ad lib that he gave it at the end as well because 1126 01:21:29,340 --> 01:21:36,000 He did reach the end of the text before the the tune finished so he had to really just think on his feet there 1127 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,180 J to the bizzle 1128 01:21:38,180 --> 01:21:44,200 Thank you very much Sirish Nick 1129 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,620 Thank you very much 1130 01:21:46,620 --> 01:21:52,060 Yeah the JB what a man what a legend 1131 01:21:52,060 --> 01:21:55,940 No 1132 01:21:55,940 --> 01:22:05,260 We must be near the fucking end of this now it's 1133 01:22:05,260 --> 01:22:07,260 It's getting beyond the joke man 1134 01:22:07,260 --> 01:22:10,980 Got a selection of companies on sale straight 1135 01:22:10,980 --> 01:22:13,280 Why do we never see the face cam when you're on with Jordan 1136 01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:16,580 It's a contractual agreement I do have with him 1137 01:22:16,580 --> 01:22:18,380 He said he will do these little 1138 01:22:18,380 --> 01:22:23,820 Cameo bits but he doesn't want to share the screen with me so it's 1139 01:22:23,820 --> 01:22:27,700 Nothing I can do about that 1140 01:22:27,700 --> 01:22:38,020 I'm gonna sell you some random tat the blue stone of treason 1141 01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:49,020 I wonder can you put that into the uh in the open? Oh Bob? 1142 01:22:49,020 --> 01:22:58,340 No 1143 01:22:58,340 --> 01:22:58,340 No 1144 01:22:58,340 --> 01:22:58,480 No. 1145 01:23:07,480 --> 01:23:08,240 Tune up. 1146 01:23:08,380 --> 01:23:08,580 Sell. 1147 01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:08,860 Buy. 1148 01:23:08,980 --> 01:23:09,260 Sell. 1149 01:23:09,480 --> 01:23:09,700 Buy. 1150 01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:10,000 Sell. 1151 01:23:10,060 --> 01:23:10,220 Tune up. 1152 01:23:10,220 --> 01:23:11,120 What are you selling? 1153 01:23:14,460 --> 01:23:14,900 Yeah. 1154 01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:17,280 I'll sell you the blue stone of treason there, man. 1155 01:23:17,680 --> 01:23:18,120 Three. 1156 01:23:18,420 --> 01:23:20,220 Three thousand five hundred potatoes. 1157 01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:21,740 Is that old stranger? 1158 01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:22,340 Yeah. 1159 01:23:23,420 --> 01:23:25,540 And I have a great pearl pendant for you. 1160 01:23:25,540 --> 01:23:26,540 Yeah. 1161 01:23:31,780 --> 01:23:34,240 I'll buy it at a high price. 1162 01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:35,300 I bet you will. 1163 01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:37,980 You look like a fella who loves a good pearl necklace. 1164 01:23:38,620 --> 01:23:39,240 Thank you. 1165 01:23:39,460 --> 01:23:39,780 Now. 1166 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,040 What are you buying? 1167 01:23:41,340 --> 01:23:42,280 What are you buying? 1168 01:23:42,540 --> 01:23:42,840 Buy. 1169 01:23:45,900 --> 01:23:46,340 Scope. 1170 01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:47,420 Tune up. 1171 01:23:47,420 --> 01:23:47,840 What are you buying? 1172 01:23:50,460 --> 01:23:51,760 We've a load of money now. 1173 01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:53,380 We can tune something up to the max. 1174 01:23:54,380 --> 01:23:55,320 Fucking striker. 1175 01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:55,880 No. 1176 01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:03,780 No. 1177 01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:08,840 No. 1178 01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:14,480 Firepower 35. 1179 01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:17,560 Eight. 1180 01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:22,560 I don't know what to do here. 1181 01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:23,460 Does anyone know? 1182 01:24:23,820 --> 01:24:26,140 Tune up TMP capacity, I'd say. 1183 01:24:27,340 --> 01:24:28,060 I do that. 1184 01:24:28,060 --> 01:24:28,820 What are you buying? 1185 01:24:28,820 --> 01:24:30,240 I'm just going to do what someone says in the chat. 1186 01:24:31,580 --> 01:24:32,100 Mulkeen. 1187 01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:41,700 You've actually been pretty on the ball with the recommendations. 1188 01:24:43,180 --> 01:24:44,060 Get capacity. 1189 01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:44,680 Free bullets. 1190 01:24:44,900 --> 01:24:45,340 Capacity. 1191 01:24:45,540 --> 01:24:46,740 Is that old stranger? 1192 01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:48,320 Thank you. 1193 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:51,180 I should have done the capacity a long time ago on all these boys, you know? 1194 01:24:55,180 --> 01:24:55,620 Samantha. 1195 01:24:55,620 --> 01:24:57,440 Thank you very much. 1196 01:24:57,440 --> 01:24:57,720 He has a chip on his shoulder. 1197 01:24:57,860 --> 01:24:58,980 At least it's not a bag of chips. 1198 01:24:59,060 --> 01:25:00,240 Thank you very much, Samantha. 1199 01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:03,040 And I just want to say this, Samantha. 1200 01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:04,520 Watch out! 1201 01:25:04,540 --> 01:25:05,880 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1202 01:25:05,980 --> 01:25:06,320 We'll get off! 1203 01:25:09,780 --> 01:25:13,300 and thank you very much for watching the streams and supporting the streams thank you very much 1204 01:25:16,180 --> 01:25:18,500 cheers 1205 01:25:28,100 --> 01:25:38,420 firepower 11. thank you do some more is that all thank you what are you buying of the 1206 01:25:38,420 --> 01:25:48,660 fucking jobby jab killer seven is that all is that all thank you now can you buy it 1207 01:26:00,740 --> 01:26:02,740 fast we could buy bullets off your man as well 1208 01:26:02,740 --> 01:26:12,980 bullets in the graveyard has anyone heard that 1209 01:26:15,860 --> 01:26:28,100 oh what are you buying 1210 01:26:28,100 --> 01:26:34,340 what are you buying 1211 01:26:34,340 --> 01:26:54,340 not enough cash stranger not enough cash strange is that old not enough cash stranger 1212 01:26:54,340 --> 01:27:10,340 is that all the people are going to know your streets 1213 01:27:10,340 --> 01:27:16,980 so i'm gonna put that on when we when we go fucking shooting man 1214 01:27:18,660 --> 01:27:20,260 gonna do a bit of shooting there man 1215 01:27:23,300 --> 01:27:24,340 shimbabba luba 1216 01:27:26,660 --> 01:27:36,900 that's the way we came in 1217 01:27:37,780 --> 01:27:38,900 not enough cash 1218 01:27:38,900 --> 01:27:49,140 oh my god 1219 01:27:49,140 --> 01:27:51,140 oh my god there we go 1220 01:27:51,140 --> 01:27:53,140 there we go 1221 01:27:53,140 --> 01:28:05,380 oh my god 1222 01:28:05,380 --> 01:28:07,140 oh my god 1223 01:28:07,140 --> 01:28:09,140 oh my god 1224 01:28:09,140 --> 01:28:11,140 oh my god 1225 01:28:11,140 --> 01:28:24,900 oh my god 1226 01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:27,140 oh my god 1227 01:28:27,140 --> 01:28:29,140 oh my god 1228 01:28:29,140 --> 01:28:31,140 oh my god 1229 01:28:31,140 --> 01:28:41,140 oh my god 1230 01:28:41,140 --> 01:28:45,140 oh my god 1231 01:28:45,140 --> 01:28:47,140 oh my god 1232 01:28:47,140 --> 01:28:51,140 oh my god 1233 01:28:51,140 --> 01:29:01,140 *Ding* 1234 01:29:01,140 --> 01:29:05,140 *Ding* 1235 01:29:05,140 --> 01:29:09,140 *Ding* 1236 01:29:09,140 --> 01:29:13,140 Thanks for the Franks and the Beans. 1237 01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:17,140 Thanks for the Franks and the Beans. 1238 01:29:17,140 --> 01:29:37,140 *Ding* 1239 01:29:37,140 --> 01:29:39,140 Thanks very much. 1240 01:29:39,140 --> 01:29:41,140 *Ding* 1241 01:29:41,140 --> 01:29:45,140 *Ding* 1242 01:29:45,140 --> 01:30:07,140 *Ding* 1243 01:30:07,140 --> 01:30:09,140 *Ding* 1244 01:30:09,140 --> 01:30:11,140 *Ding* 1245 01:30:11,140 --> 01:30:13,140 *Ding* 1246 01:30:13,140 --> 01:30:15,140 *Ding* 1247 01:30:15,140 --> 01:30:17,140 *Ding* 1248 01:30:17,140 --> 01:30:21,140 *Ding* 1249 01:30:21,140 --> 01:30:25,140 *Ding* 1250 01:30:25,140 --> 01:30:25,140 *Ding* 1251 01:30:25,140 --> 01:30:29,140 *Ding* 1252 01:30:29,140 --> 01:30:48,760 No wonder I drink like an alcoholic. They tell me I'm a sick person trying to get well. Well maybe I'm well, it's the war that the sick live in hell. I don't dwell in the past cause no one's killed or be killed. Society's gone and even. Grings for money and power and all. I love women. I love women. I love women. I love women. 1253 01:30:54,260 --> 01:30:55,320 You are a liar. 1254 01:30:55,320 --> 01:31:01,320 You are a liar. 1255 01:31:04,580 --> 01:31:06,320 You are a liar. 1256 01:31:06,320 --> 01:31:08,320 You are a liar. 1257 01:31:08,320 --> 01:31:09,320 You are a liar. 1258 01:31:09,320 --> 01:31:11,320 You are a liar. 1259 01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:16,320 Okay. Hello line 4, good evening. 1260 01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:36,320 In the graveyard there by bullets. Featuring some little bits there from Jerry Hanen as well, some choice bits. 1261 01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:46,320 And Gay Burn. And of course your man who is still unnamed, the Boomtime Man. 1262 01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:50,320 600,000 and that's a Boomtime! 1263 01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:57,320 Do you know, who is he? Somebody told me they did a bit of research. 1264 01:31:57,320 --> 01:32:05,320 And, uh, let's see, he's not around anymore or something, I'm not sure about that. 1265 01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:08,320 Where the fuck am I going? 1266 01:32:08,320 --> 01:32:19,320 Frank and Beans, thank you very much. Say hello to Milo and Tim and wish us the best look on our climb of Slemmish Mountain tomorrow. 1267 01:32:19,320 --> 01:32:23,320 Where the f- where's that? Slemmish. 1268 01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:40,320 Thank you very much, Delith. Delithius. Slemmish, is there such a place? 1269 01:32:42,320 --> 01:33:05,320 *Sigh* In front of Mr. Johnny Hay, he has a chip on his shoulder, at least it's not a bag of chip. *Sigh* It's in Antrim. Best of luck climbing that tomorrow. Hopefully everything's okay and the weather is good. 1270 01:33:05,320 --> 01:33:34,320 *Sigh* When did I send you by the way? *Sigh* Sleeknish. *Sigh* Fucking hell, I don't know where I'm going. *Sigh* Fucking hell, I don't know where I'm going. 1271 01:33:34,320 --> 01:34:04,040 going. In the graveyard. That's injustice. That's injustice. Came in that door. I think. 1272 01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:32,400 Where did I come up these stairs? I think I came up the stairs, yeah. Let's go through here. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Who did the graveyard song? Bullets. B-U-L-L-I-T-Z. 1273 01:34:32,400 --> 01:35:02,380 B-U-L-I-T. 1274 01:35:02,380 --> 01:35:09,480 Down to the left. 1275 01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:23,420 Oh, not again! 1276 01:35:26,620 --> 01:35:43,720 Does anyone know where I'm going? I don't know where I'm going. Left, right, left. Oh, I have to go towards that red dot. I see. The big red dot. It says destination. You actually can't miss it. 1277 01:35:47,720 --> 01:35:56,480 Did you really see him doing that brute? And when was that? Was that recently enough for? 1278 01:36:01,820 --> 01:36:12,980 There's another video of him online. Doing something. This hunk of junk? I don't know about this, Leon. There's only one way to find out. You operate. 1279 01:36:16,580 --> 01:36:28,100 You do it. Come on, then. You beckon dragons. I'll take both of you. Ah, I'm burning to death. Here goes nothing. 1280 01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:39,480 You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat. 1281 01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:48,240 In the graveyard. 1282 01:36:52,440 --> 01:36:53,240 How are you feeling? 1283 01:36:53,580 --> 01:36:54,340 Not too bad. 1284 01:36:54,340 --> 01:37:00,220 You're a bit. I thought you were gonna die. Alright. Guess I'm up. 1285 01:37:08,020 --> 01:37:09,080 I'm getting laid. 1286 01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:19,120 You okay? 1287 01:37:28,060 --> 01:37:28,980 I don't know about you. 1288 01:37:29,560 --> 01:37:30,820 But I could do with a pint. 1289 01:37:30,940 --> 01:37:32,380 But I think it's time we go home. 1290 01:37:32,380 --> 01:37:35,180 I think it's time we go and get shit-faced. 1291 01:37:35,180 --> 01:37:39,820 Right. Let's go. 1292 01:37:42,180 --> 01:37:42,860 Really... 1293 01:37:42,860 --> 01:37:45,820 It was the highlight of my game here when, uh... 1294 01:37:45,820 --> 01:37:47,860 Your man Mike in the helicopter said... 1295 01:37:49,300 --> 01:37:51,060 "How about we go grab a beer?" 1296 01:37:51,700 --> 01:37:53,860 And then someone just shot an RPG at him. 1297 01:37:56,420 --> 01:37:58,420 He was really pleased with himself as well. 1298 01:37:59,380 --> 01:38:02,860 Seemed like a bit of a hurried kind of thing to write into the game that. 1299 01:38:02,860 --> 01:38:05,660 As well as the man called Mike comes along in a helicopter and... 1300 01:38:06,460 --> 01:38:09,420 They just threw that in towards the end of the game. 1301 01:38:09,420 --> 01:38:11,340 Because they needed a bit more of an action sequence. 1302 01:38:11,340 --> 01:38:13,980 And I didn't really rate the action sequence. 1303 01:38:13,980 --> 01:38:14,460 It was just... 1304 01:38:15,020 --> 01:38:16,620 A load of dickheads on Gatling guns. 1305 01:38:16,620 --> 01:38:18,140 And they were very easily vanquished. 1306 01:38:26,780 --> 01:38:27,900 That's the way we came in. 1307 01:38:27,900 --> 01:38:28,900 And this... 1308 01:38:28,900 --> 01:38:30,900 Is the way we go out. 1309 01:38:32,060 --> 01:38:33,300 Goodnight and God bless. 1310 01:38:40,100 --> 01:38:41,380 In the graveyard. 1311 01:38:45,380 --> 01:38:48,260 You know it's true. 1312 01:38:48,980 --> 01:38:50,580 Everything I do. 1313 01:38:50,900 --> 01:38:52,500 I do it for you. 1314 01:38:53,380 --> 01:38:54,740 Actually, I do it for myself. 1315 01:38:54,740 --> 01:38:55,860 To be honest, I had a... 1316 01:38:56,500 --> 01:38:58,100 A thing last night. 1317 01:38:58,100 --> 01:38:58,820 I thought about it. 1318 01:38:58,820 --> 01:39:00,420 And I actually don't do anything for you. 1319 01:39:00,420 --> 01:39:01,620 I do it all for myself. 1320 01:39:03,700 --> 01:39:04,660 Nothing is for you. 1321 01:39:06,420 --> 01:39:07,380 It's all about me. 1322 01:39:08,660 --> 01:39:09,860 It'll always be about me. 1323 01:39:16,020 --> 01:39:16,740 Well, you know. 1324 01:39:17,780 --> 01:39:18,580 Getting there, like. 1325 01:39:18,580 --> 01:39:19,380 Getting there, you know. 1326 01:39:23,300 --> 01:39:24,500 We have our man. 1327 01:39:24,500 --> 01:39:26,020 Our man is on the mission. 1328 01:39:26,020 --> 01:39:27,060 We gotta find him. 1329 01:39:27,060 --> 01:39:28,980 His name is Jordan B. Peterson. 1330 01:39:29,540 --> 01:39:30,260 And he's coming. 1331 01:39:30,820 --> 01:39:31,460 He's coming. 1332 01:39:32,820 --> 01:39:33,460 We got him. 1333 01:39:33,460 --> 01:39:34,260 Thank you very much. 1334 01:39:34,260 --> 01:39:35,140 Carmen Sandiego. 1335 01:39:35,140 --> 01:39:35,940 Please play me. 1336 01:39:35,940 --> 01:39:36,740 I have you. 1337 01:39:36,740 --> 01:39:38,140 And I might play you after this. 1338 01:39:38,140 --> 01:39:38,580 For the crack. 1339 01:39:38,580 --> 01:39:39,780 Because it's such a weird request. 1340 01:39:40,900 --> 01:39:41,940 If we finish this tonight. 1341 01:39:41,940 --> 01:39:43,860 I'm gonna play Carmen Sandiego. 1342 01:39:43,860 --> 01:39:45,460 And clock the fucker. 1343 01:39:46,980 --> 01:39:47,420 Jordan. 1344 01:39:47,580 --> 01:39:48,420 Are you there, Jordan? 1345 01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:50,900 Steph. 1346 01:39:51,460 --> 01:39:52,760 Steph is after you, Jordan. 1347 01:39:52,840 --> 01:39:53,880 Thank you very much, Steph. 1348 01:39:56,920 --> 01:39:58,200 Thank you very much, Steph. 1349 01:39:58,920 --> 01:40:00,520 Here's a little dump valve for you, Steph. 1350 01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:07,720 There you go. 1351 01:40:08,360 --> 01:40:10,120 Hopefully that's sorted you out. 1352 01:40:10,120 --> 01:40:11,560 Fucking cheeky dump valve. 1353 01:40:17,160 --> 01:40:18,760 Thank you for the valve. 1354 01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:21,000 That lovely valve. 1355 01:40:21,000 --> 01:40:22,200 That precious valve. 1356 01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:22,840 You gave me. 1357 01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:22,840 You gave me. 1358 01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:25,560 We thank you for the valve. 1359 01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:28,760 That lovely love dump. 1360 01:40:28,760 --> 01:40:29,880 That lovely valve. 1361 01:40:29,880 --> 01:40:31,000 The dump valve. 1362 01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:31,800 Valves. 1363 01:40:31,800 --> 01:40:32,440 Valves. 1364 01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:34,680 I'll remember all my life. 1365 01:40:36,280 --> 01:40:37,080 Dump valves. 1366 01:40:37,080 --> 01:40:38,920 I'll remember all my time. 1367 01:40:38,920 --> 01:40:41,240 Those endless valves. 1368 01:40:41,240 --> 01:40:41,880 Those sexy valves. 1369 01:40:41,880 --> 01:40:43,480 Those sexy valves. 1370 01:40:43,480 --> 01:40:44,680 Those cheeky valves. 1371 01:40:44,680 --> 01:40:45,720 You dumped me. 1372 01:40:45,720 --> 01:40:48,680 We dump you for the valves. 1373 01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:53,800 That's my way of saying thank you very much there. 1374 01:40:53,800 --> 01:40:57,160 Cheeky dump valve for the cheeky dump valve. 1375 01:40:59,560 --> 01:41:04,040 There's all the dump valves in one. 1376 01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:06,760 That was all the dump valves in one. 1377 01:41:06,760 --> 01:41:08,600 That was all the dump valves in one. 1378 01:41:08,600 --> 01:41:08,680 Jordan. 1379 01:41:09,640 --> 01:41:10,120 Jordan. 1380 01:41:10,120 --> 01:41:10,200 Jordan. 1381 01:41:10,200 --> 01:41:11,800 Hello. 1382 01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:14,760 Jordan man. 1383 01:41:16,760 --> 01:41:17,720 Can you hear me? 1384 01:41:17,720 --> 01:41:18,280 Are you there? 1385 01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:19,560 Hello. 1386 01:41:20,680 --> 01:41:21,640 How do you do? 1387 01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:21,720 How do you do? 1388 01:41:21,720 --> 01:41:21,720 How do you do? 1389 01:41:21,720 --> 01:41:21,720 How do you do? 1390 01:41:21,720 --> 01:41:21,800 How do you do? 1391 01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:21,800 How do you do? 1392 01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:21,960 How do you do? 1393 01:41:21,960 --> 01:41:21,960 How do you do? 1394 01:41:21,960 --> 01:41:21,960 How do you do? 1395 01:41:21,960 --> 01:41:22,040 How do you do? 1396 01:41:22,040 --> 01:41:22,680 How do you do? 1397 01:41:22,680 --> 01:41:23,000 How do you do? 1398 01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:24,020 Not too bad, Jordan. 1399 01:41:24,020 --> 01:41:24,820 We've got. 1400 01:41:24,820 --> 01:41:25,960 Listen, Jordan. 1401 01:41:26,220 --> 01:41:27,840 We're up against it at the moment. 1402 01:41:28,220 --> 01:41:30,020 We're near the end of the bloody game. 1403 01:41:30,820 --> 01:41:35,360 And we have a revelatory document which could really do with your sauce. 1404 01:41:36,140 --> 01:41:38,460 Well, there's one thing I'd like to do. 1405 01:41:38,560 --> 01:41:45,980 It's to add sauce to any kind of dish you may have found yourself eating. 1406 01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:48,180 Maybe you don't have the right condiments available. 1407 01:41:48,320 --> 01:41:49,440 I can provide that sauce. 1408 01:41:49,720 --> 01:41:50,800 And I'm spicy too. 1409 01:41:51,620 --> 01:41:53,660 That's what it's all about, Jordan. 1410 01:41:53,740 --> 01:41:54,360 Thank you very much. 1411 01:41:55,120 --> 01:42:00,780 First off, though, we must ask chat if there is a song that they would like to hear. 1412 01:42:00,780 --> 01:42:01,060 Sure. 1413 01:42:01,060 --> 01:42:01,220 Sure. 1414 01:42:02,420 --> 01:42:09,840 Chat, if you're reading, if you're reading, if you're watching, I should say, do you want 1415 01:42:09,840 --> 01:42:14,100 me to, what tune do you want to play here? 1416 01:42:16,440 --> 01:42:20,980 Somebody says, Mambo No. 5. 1417 01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:24,520 It's one of my favorite songs, one of my greatest tunes. 1418 01:42:25,260 --> 01:42:28,400 I got married to that tune by Lou Bega. 1419 01:42:29,660 --> 01:42:32,260 It's actually from Germany, I believe. 1420 01:42:33,660 --> 01:42:34,940 Maybe we can get that going. 1421 01:42:35,760 --> 01:42:35,980 Yeah. 1422 01:42:36,320 --> 01:42:37,980 Bear with me for a sec now, Jordan. 1423 01:42:38,020 --> 01:42:39,020 I need to try and find it. 1424 01:42:40,400 --> 01:42:42,060 We've got bullets in the graveyard. 1425 01:42:42,220 --> 01:42:42,740 Do you like that? 1426 01:42:46,740 --> 01:42:47,100 Jordan. 1427 01:42:47,660 --> 01:42:49,900 I don't know. 1428 01:42:49,900 --> 01:42:50,680 I don't know. 1429 01:42:50,680 --> 01:42:50,940 I don't know. 1430 01:42:55,500 --> 01:42:57,340 No, we'll just go for Mambo, so. 1431 01:43:03,340 --> 01:43:04,180 Let's see now. 1432 01:43:12,180 --> 01:43:14,060 Da-da. 1433 01:43:14,900 --> 01:43:15,340 Right. 1434 01:43:15,580 --> 01:43:16,020 Here we go. 1435 01:43:16,180 --> 01:43:17,880 Actually, I've realized something there. 1436 01:43:17,960 --> 01:43:19,100 It needs to be an instrumental. 1437 01:43:19,880 --> 01:43:20,640 Maybe it'll work. 1438 01:43:20,900 --> 01:43:22,160 I'm not sure if it'll work, Jordan. 1439 01:43:28,960 --> 01:43:29,360 Yep. 1440 01:43:29,820 --> 01:43:31,060 Sounds like it will work. 1441 01:43:31,620 --> 01:43:32,400 I'll give it a go. 1442 01:43:36,240 --> 01:43:36,640 Let's. 1443 01:43:38,080 --> 01:43:39,160 Let's hit this shit. 1444 01:43:41,320 --> 01:43:42,400 Three, four, five. 1445 01:43:43,780 --> 01:43:44,060 No. 1446 01:43:45,420 --> 01:43:45,860 Sorry. 1447 01:43:46,100 --> 01:43:46,680 Our mission. 1448 01:43:46,820 --> 01:43:46,920 Right. 1449 01:43:46,920 --> 01:43:49,600 One moment, please. 1450 01:43:51,200 --> 01:43:54,900 The real power of the United States lies in three areas. 1451 01:43:55,060 --> 01:43:58,560 The Justice Department, the Administrative, the bodies, and the military. 1452 01:43:58,720 --> 01:44:03,520 In order to take control of these areas, we must influence the minds of the people who advise the president. 1453 01:44:04,800 --> 01:44:08,660 After this is done, the rest of the departments will quickly fall under our sway. 1454 01:44:10,220 --> 01:44:12,980 If by the chance the United States were to figure out a plan. 1455 01:44:16,360 --> 01:44:17,280 This is terrible. 1456 01:44:17,580 --> 01:44:18,360 Jordan is terrible. 1457 01:44:18,360 --> 01:44:21,800 Sorry. 1458 01:44:22,140 --> 01:44:23,720 That really was fucked up. 1459 01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:24,660 I know. 1460 01:44:24,740 --> 01:44:24,940 It was. 1461 01:44:25,000 --> 01:44:25,520 It was terrible. 1462 01:44:26,560 --> 01:44:29,120 I think the problem lies that it needs to be a song. 1463 01:44:29,240 --> 01:44:30,980 It needs to be an instrumental song or something. 1464 01:44:31,080 --> 01:44:32,460 We did the Crystal Maze yesterday. 1465 01:44:32,980 --> 01:44:33,980 I know what that's about. 1466 01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:37,640 And there's no lyrics for me to ruin. 1467 01:44:38,600 --> 01:44:38,880 Yeah. 1468 01:44:40,020 --> 01:44:41,200 Anybody there in the chat? 1469 01:44:41,380 --> 01:44:43,080 You got something good for me here. 1470 01:44:43,180 --> 01:44:43,500 It's something. 1471 01:44:43,580 --> 01:44:44,500 It needs to be something better. 1472 01:44:47,020 --> 01:44:48,340 It needs to be something a lot better. 1473 01:44:48,340 --> 01:44:51,820 Because the stuff that you're giving me right now is dirt. 1474 01:44:53,260 --> 01:44:53,820 Dirt. 1475 01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:55,460 Dirt like your room. 1476 01:44:56,640 --> 01:44:57,200 Unkempt. 1477 01:44:57,980 --> 01:44:58,540 Disgusting. 1478 01:45:00,140 --> 01:45:02,520 Got millipedes coming in from outside. 1479 01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:05,320 You're sleeping with millipedes. 1480 01:45:12,120 --> 01:45:12,620 Okay. 1481 01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:13,860 Somebody said Thomas. 1482 01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:16,440 Thomas the tank engine. 1483 01:45:16,600 --> 01:45:19,300 But I think Max Darwin has with Brookside. 1484 01:45:20,380 --> 01:45:22,820 So we can maybe go for that. 1485 01:45:24,100 --> 01:45:24,560 Okay. 1486 01:45:24,620 --> 01:45:26,760 This is the last time I'm going to fucking search for Jordan. 1487 01:45:26,980 --> 01:45:28,160 You're wrecking my head. 1488 01:45:29,460 --> 01:45:29,920 It's terrible. 1489 01:45:31,380 --> 01:45:32,460 It's a terrible song. 1490 01:45:39,460 --> 01:45:40,000 Brookside. 1491 01:45:43,200 --> 01:45:46,860 I mean it's in keeping with the soap theme tunes as well you know. 1492 01:46:00,860 --> 01:46:04,160 We don't want the full theme though because that could. 1493 01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:08,820 That could really be a fucking. 1494 01:46:09,180 --> 01:46:10,420 We don't know where that goes. 1495 01:46:15,240 --> 01:46:16,100 Okay Jordan. 1496 01:46:16,180 --> 01:46:17,100 You ready for this? 1497 01:46:17,580 --> 01:46:17,840 Yep. 1498 01:46:17,960 --> 01:46:18,620 Take it away. 1499 01:46:18,620 --> 01:46:18,680 Take it away. 1500 01:46:26,720 --> 01:46:28,420 I'm waiting for the drums to kick. 1501 01:46:28,420 --> 01:46:29,840 I love this tune. 1502 01:46:35,080 --> 01:46:36,660 Where's the kick wins the drop? 1503 01:46:39,600 --> 01:46:40,480 Where's the drop? 1504 01:46:44,020 --> 01:46:44,960 Here we go. 1505 01:46:46,540 --> 01:47:03,080 What's going on a bit? 1506 01:47:03,080 --> 01:47:08,760 The damage cause should be minimal. 1507 01:47:09,820 --> 01:47:17,300 We will still be able to conquer the country as planned using our backup plan. 1508 01:47:18,140 --> 01:47:21,860 Once we control the country. 1509 01:47:22,640 --> 01:47:27,960 We will use their international influence to our advantage. 1510 01:47:28,860 --> 01:47:29,720 Wasn't great. 1511 01:47:30,180 --> 01:47:31,460 Was not great at all. 1512 01:47:32,620 --> 01:47:33,140 Yeah. 1513 01:47:33,260 --> 01:47:34,700 I think that it needs to be. 1514 01:47:35,020 --> 01:47:37,060 Probably needs to be the fucking 90s one. 1515 01:47:37,100 --> 01:47:37,340 Does it? 1516 01:47:38,460 --> 01:47:41,600 Probably could do with being the 90s Brookside version. 1517 01:47:46,620 --> 01:47:47,820 Let's see what we've got there. 1518 01:47:47,900 --> 01:47:49,000 We might have something here. 1519 01:47:55,580 --> 01:47:59,140 2121 to Ireland says archetypal mud bricks could be a lie though. 1520 01:48:01,440 --> 01:48:01,840 Perfect. 1521 01:48:02,160 --> 01:48:04,160 Here we go. 1522 01:48:04,160 --> 01:48:04,800 Here we go, George. 1523 01:48:05,360 --> 01:48:05,920 You ready? 1524 01:48:05,920 --> 01:48:06,000 Ready? 1525 01:48:10,000 --> 01:48:11,500 For the dump valve. 1526 01:48:11,700 --> 01:48:12,360 Dump valve. 1527 01:48:12,760 --> 01:48:13,660 Dump valve 2. 1528 01:48:14,060 --> 01:48:14,620 Let's go. 1529 01:48:15,580 --> 01:48:16,300 Let's do this. 1530 01:48:16,980 --> 01:48:30,520 Beautiful. 1531 01:48:30,520 --> 01:48:35,860 Use their international influence to our advantage. 1532 01:48:36,180 --> 01:48:39,140 The rest of the world will fall swiftly. 1533 01:48:40,660 --> 01:48:41,340 Beautiful. 1534 01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:42,380 Fucking lovely. 1535 01:48:44,020 --> 01:48:48,760 As already stated, if our first plan doesn't go as smoothly as expected. 1536 01:48:49,620 --> 01:48:50,920 Don't know what's going on there, man. 1537 01:48:52,620 --> 01:48:54,040 I don't know what's going on. 1538 01:48:54,420 --> 01:48:55,480 Just keep singing, Jordan. 1539 01:48:58,120 --> 01:48:59,940 Having a hard time coming in here. 1540 01:49:00,000 --> 01:49:01,020 I don't know where to come in. 1541 01:49:01,080 --> 01:49:02,860 It's hard to... 1542 01:49:02,860 --> 01:49:03,840 Okay, here we go. 1543 01:49:05,020 --> 01:49:09,440 All right, sending in our special forces we will infiltrate... 1544 01:49:11,480 --> 01:49:15,180 Wait for the drums. 1545 01:49:26,040 --> 01:49:26,820 Go back. 1546 01:49:26,960 --> 01:49:27,440 Go back. 1547 01:49:27,580 --> 01:49:27,980 Go back. 1548 01:49:28,080 --> 01:49:28,500 Go back. 1549 01:49:28,740 --> 01:49:29,140 Go back. 1550 01:49:29,480 --> 01:49:32,920 Back. 1551 01:49:36,260 --> 01:49:41,120 Fear and chaos will spread through the nation like a virus. 1552 01:49:44,560 --> 01:49:50,700 It'll only be a matter of time before the country loses its stability. 1553 01:49:50,700 --> 01:49:54,680 At the time when they're most vulnerable, we will strike. 1554 01:49:55,480 --> 01:49:56,920 Rejoice, my brethren. 1555 01:49:56,920 --> 01:49:59,460 The world shall soon be cleansed. 1556 01:50:00,140 --> 01:50:00,700 Beautiful. 1557 01:50:01,060 --> 01:50:01,740 Fucking lovely. 1558 01:50:02,460 --> 01:50:03,940 Really, really good, Jordan. 1559 01:50:04,240 --> 01:50:04,940 Really good. 1560 01:50:05,880 --> 01:50:06,620 You think so? 1561 01:50:06,940 --> 01:50:07,940 It was fantastic. 1562 01:50:08,440 --> 01:50:10,120 It actually brought a tear to my eye. 1563 01:50:11,200 --> 01:50:12,720 That's the job done. 1564 01:50:12,720 --> 01:50:15,520 I did what I came here to do. 1565 01:50:16,740 --> 01:50:17,500 That's what it's all about. 1566 01:50:18,400 --> 01:50:19,040 Good night. 1567 01:50:19,500 --> 01:50:20,300 Thank you very much, Jordan. 1568 01:50:21,520 --> 01:50:22,780 Fucking what a legend. 1569 01:50:23,220 --> 01:50:24,800 What an absolute legend that man is. 1570 01:50:24,900 --> 01:50:26,280 I cannot believe he exists. 1571 01:50:26,640 --> 01:50:29,060 And not only that, 1572 01:50:29,440 --> 01:50:30,540 that he goes out of his way 1573 01:50:30,540 --> 01:50:32,480 to do such amazing things like that. 1574 01:50:34,980 --> 01:50:35,380 Oh. 1575 01:50:36,180 --> 01:50:36,860 On with the game. 1576 01:50:37,520 --> 01:50:38,700 It was tough. 1577 01:50:39,040 --> 01:50:40,220 It was tough going that one. 1578 01:50:40,220 --> 01:50:42,120 It wasn't exactly crystal maze quality, 1579 01:50:42,260 --> 01:50:43,060 but it was a good effort. 1580 01:50:48,180 --> 01:50:50,360 Now we're about to get off this fucking island. 1581 01:50:50,500 --> 01:50:50,940 Thank God. 1582 01:50:52,180 --> 01:50:53,900 I've got indigestion. 1583 01:50:54,060 --> 01:50:57,100 Thinking about how long this has taken. 1584 01:50:58,740 --> 01:51:12,480 Final chapter. 1585 01:51:13,480 --> 01:51:14,640 Chapter and verse. 1586 01:51:15,700 --> 01:51:16,540 Anything for me? 1587 01:51:17,080 --> 01:51:18,740 Have you got anything for me at all? 1588 01:51:19,280 --> 01:51:21,700 What a selection of good things on me. 1589 01:51:21,700 --> 01:51:22,540 What are you buying? 1590 01:51:22,540 --> 01:51:24,280 Do you really, or is it just shite talk? 1591 01:51:26,280 --> 01:51:28,200 What are you buying? 1592 01:51:28,200 --> 01:51:30,200 Nothing, I've got nothing for it. 1593 01:51:33,440 --> 01:51:34,940 What are you selling? 1594 01:51:38,220 --> 01:51:39,380 Nothing. 1595 01:51:39,380 --> 01:51:41,380 Come back anytime. 1596 01:51:41,380 --> 01:51:43,040 I'll come back never. 1597 01:51:43,040 --> 01:51:44,280 I'll never be back. 1598 01:51:44,280 --> 01:51:49,280 Wait! Who are you? 1599 01:51:49,280 --> 01:51:51,280 Thank you very much, Jacob. 1600 01:51:51,280 --> 01:51:52,280 I do? 1601 01:51:52,280 --> 01:51:54,280 Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. 1602 01:51:54,280 --> 01:51:57,280 Jacob Rees-Mogg, thank you very much. 1603 01:51:59,280 --> 01:52:03,280 You're a controversial figure, but you've always been welcome here in this stream. 1604 01:52:03,280 --> 01:52:05,280 You're a great supporter of the stream. 1605 01:52:07,280 --> 01:52:09,280 And you know how to relax. 1606 01:52:09,280 --> 01:52:17,280 This is for you, Jakey baby. 1607 01:52:17,280 --> 01:52:19,280 Old Mogpus. 1608 01:52:19,280 --> 01:52:20,280 Something's not right. 1609 01:52:20,280 --> 01:52:22,280 Ashley, you stay here. 1610 01:52:24,280 --> 01:52:28,280 I should have got a fucking rocket launcher for this. 1611 01:52:28,280 --> 01:52:31,280 I can go back to the save machine. 1612 01:52:31,280 --> 01:52:34,280 Or as it's known in the bay, is the typewriter. 1613 01:52:34,280 --> 01:52:35,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1614 01:52:35,280 --> 01:52:36,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1615 01:52:36,280 --> 01:52:37,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1616 01:52:37,280 --> 01:52:38,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1617 01:52:38,280 --> 01:52:39,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1618 01:52:39,280 --> 01:52:40,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1619 01:52:40,280 --> 01:52:41,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1620 01:52:41,280 --> 01:52:42,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1621 01:52:42,280 --> 01:52:43,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1622 01:52:43,280 --> 01:52:44,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1623 01:52:44,280 --> 01:52:45,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1624 01:52:45,280 --> 01:52:46,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1625 01:52:46,280 --> 01:52:47,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1626 01:52:47,280 --> 01:52:48,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1627 01:52:48,280 --> 01:52:49,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1628 01:52:49,280 --> 01:52:50,280 I can go back to the end of the stream. 1629 01:52:50,280 --> 01:52:56,280 Sadler, Sadler, Sadler, Sadler. 1630 01:53:00,280 --> 01:53:01,280 You can. 1631 01:53:02,280 --> 01:53:03,280 I've been better. 1632 01:53:07,280 --> 01:53:08,280 What's so funny? 1633 01:53:09,280 --> 01:53:15,280 Sadler, Sadler, Sadler, Sadler. 1634 01:53:15,280 --> 01:53:18,280 What happens in your Hollywood movies? 1635 01:53:19,280 --> 01:53:21,280 Oh, Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me. 1636 01:53:22,280 --> 01:53:26,280 To show my appreciation, I will help you awaken from your world of cliches. 1637 01:53:30,280 --> 01:53:33,280 He's got an eyeball in his mouth. 1638 01:53:34,280 --> 01:53:36,280 He's got an eyeball in his mouth. 1639 01:53:37,280 --> 01:53:42,280 That cunt's dodgy. Watch out for him. He's got an eyeball in his mouth. 1640 01:53:42,280 --> 01:53:55,280 He's got an eyeball in his mouth. He's dodgy. He's got an eyeball in his mouth. His head's come off. He's got an eyeball in his mouth. 1641 01:53:56,280 --> 01:53:59,280 And claws coming out of his skin. 1642 01:54:01,280 --> 01:54:03,280 Emergency. Locking down elevator. 1643 01:54:04,280 --> 01:54:08,280 Stand clear. Eyeball in mouth operating. 1644 01:54:09,280 --> 01:54:19,280 Supped up killer seven. Go fuck yourself. 1645 01:54:20,280 --> 01:54:21,280 Alright. 1646 01:54:26,280 --> 01:54:28,280 Thing's about to get hot and heavy. 1647 01:54:29,280 --> 01:54:32,280 Time to throw a little grenade to our friend here. 1648 01:54:33,280 --> 01:54:34,280 See what he makes of this. 1649 01:54:36,280 --> 01:54:37,280 Not much, huh? 1650 01:54:38,280 --> 01:54:39,280 Unfortunately for you. 1651 01:54:40,280 --> 01:54:42,280 That isn't the last of what I've got. 1652 01:54:44,280 --> 01:54:45,280 Combine that with that. 1653 01:54:48,280 --> 01:54:50,280 He's got an eyeball in his mouth. 1654 01:54:51,280 --> 01:54:54,280 Watch out. He's got an eyeball in his mouth. 1655 01:54:55,280 --> 01:54:59,280 Break. He's got an eyeball. An eyeball in his mouth. 1656 01:55:06,280 --> 01:55:08,280 You need to shoot the fucking eyeball, Leon. 1657 01:55:08,280 --> 01:55:11,280 It's not a game with- I know, I know. It is a game. 1658 01:55:12,280 --> 01:55:14,280 Look, we'll let him- we'll let him have his wicked way with me. 1659 01:55:15,280 --> 01:55:18,280 We'll let him have his wicked way and then I'll come back stronger knowing exactly what to do. 1660 01:55:20,280 --> 01:55:21,280 Let him kill me. 1661 01:55:21,280 --> 01:55:22,280 Let him kill me. 1662 01:55:27,280 --> 01:55:30,280 Let him kill me. It doesn't matter- it doesn't matter a fuck to me. See you later, man. 1663 01:55:31,280 --> 01:55:32,280 I have no time for you. 1664 01:55:37,280 --> 01:55:38,280 Guy's an asshole. 1665 01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:50,920 Right. 1666 01:55:52,640 --> 01:55:54,800 Okay, thanks very much. 1667 01:55:55,920 --> 01:55:56,600 Oh, back to this. 1668 01:55:56,980 --> 01:55:59,080 Maybe we can get the rocket launcher. 1669 01:55:59,560 --> 01:56:02,200 The rocket launcher off your man now. 1670 01:56:02,200 --> 01:56:06,200 Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger. 1671 01:56:06,460 --> 01:56:07,480 What are you buying? 1672 01:56:08,020 --> 01:56:09,740 I'll have the RPG if you have it. 1673 01:56:15,920 --> 01:56:16,440 Hmm. 1674 01:56:16,440 --> 01:56:19,360 I don't fucking kill him without that. 1675 01:56:19,360 --> 01:56:23,300 Any time. 1676 01:56:23,300 --> 01:56:48,760 Speedrun success so far. 1677 01:56:48,760 --> 01:56:55,920 It's only going to get even more successor as we keep going. 1678 01:56:55,920 --> 01:57:08,680 Oh. 1679 01:57:08,680 --> 01:57:08,720 Oh. 1680 01:57:08,720 --> 01:57:08,780 Oh. 1681 01:57:10,780 --> 01:57:17,400 He's got an eyeball in his mouth. 1682 01:57:17,680 --> 01:57:18,140 The cunt. 1683 01:57:18,260 --> 01:57:20,540 He's got an eyeball in his mouth. 1684 01:57:20,780 --> 01:57:21,240 The prick. 1685 01:57:23,200 --> 01:57:24,000 There you go. 1686 01:57:24,100 --> 01:57:24,560 That's one. 1687 01:57:24,700 --> 01:57:25,620 One in the eye. 1688 01:57:26,660 --> 01:57:27,480 For Dermot Desmond. 1689 01:57:27,760 --> 01:57:28,360 And another one. 1690 01:57:28,400 --> 01:57:29,380 Another one has opened up. 1691 01:57:30,220 --> 01:57:31,040 He's open shop. 1692 01:57:31,320 --> 01:57:32,240 He's open shop. 1693 01:57:32,240 --> 01:57:32,380 Oh. 1694 01:57:35,880 --> 01:57:36,280 Oh. 1695 01:57:37,140 --> 01:57:39,340 I see now what I have to do. 1696 01:57:39,400 --> 01:57:39,580 Yeah. 1697 01:57:39,580 --> 01:57:39,640 Yeah. 1698 01:57:50,920 --> 01:57:51,400 Yes. 1699 01:57:51,400 --> 01:57:51,440 Yes. 1700 01:57:52,260 --> 01:57:52,800 That's it. 1701 01:57:52,860 --> 01:57:54,120 Get down and beg for mercy. 1702 01:57:58,080 --> 01:57:59,080 Love and mercy. 1703 01:57:59,580 --> 01:58:00,240 Brian Wilson. 1704 01:58:00,940 --> 01:58:01,560 The beach boys. 1705 01:58:07,600 --> 01:58:13,160 He's got an eyeball in his mouth. 1706 01:58:13,160 --> 01:58:14,560 The cunt. 1707 01:58:16,720 --> 01:58:17,660 I did it. 1708 01:58:22,600 --> 01:58:22,760 Mad. 1709 01:58:22,840 --> 01:58:23,640 Mad heart. 1710 01:58:24,300 --> 01:58:24,920 Open up. 1711 01:58:25,600 --> 01:58:27,840 And let me see that big shiny eyeball. 1712 01:58:29,860 --> 01:58:30,840 You're a scummer. 1713 01:58:32,080 --> 01:58:33,360 Guy's an absolute scummer. 1714 01:58:33,440 --> 01:58:34,100 He's a menace. 1715 01:58:36,180 --> 01:58:37,080 Region injustice. 1716 01:58:40,080 --> 01:58:52,560 Go on. 1717 01:58:58,560 --> 01:59:01,100 He's got an eyeball in his mouth. 1718 01:59:01,320 --> 01:59:01,800 The cunt. 1719 01:59:01,940 --> 01:59:04,180 He's got an eyeball in his mouth. 1720 01:59:04,420 --> 01:59:04,860 The prick. 1721 01:59:05,920 --> 01:59:07,420 That's a lovely little situation. 1722 01:59:08,380 --> 01:59:09,640 It's a lovely situation. 1723 01:59:09,640 --> 01:59:13,720 Might give him one of these. 1724 01:59:14,560 --> 01:59:15,740 Take little herb as well. 1725 01:59:20,960 --> 01:59:21,820 Fucking hell man. 1726 01:59:31,880 --> 01:59:32,920 Creamy screamer. 1727 01:59:33,820 --> 01:59:35,000 Get ready to scream. 1728 01:59:38,680 --> 01:59:39,200 Oh. 1729 01:59:39,200 --> 01:59:40,060 Did I get him? 1730 01:59:42,540 --> 01:59:43,420 I didn't get him. 1731 01:59:44,120 --> 01:59:45,600 TMP the cunt in the eyeball. 1732 01:59:48,600 --> 01:59:50,240 He thinks he's getting away with that. 1733 01:59:50,520 --> 01:59:51,240 He can go fuck. 1734 02:00:01,240 --> 02:00:02,900 Fucking take the shotgun to him. 1735 02:00:04,320 --> 02:00:05,080 Open him up. 1736 02:00:06,740 --> 02:00:07,980 That's a great little situation. 1737 02:00:08,600 --> 02:00:09,360 We're doing well. 1738 02:00:09,420 --> 02:00:10,000 We're doing well. 1739 02:00:10,080 --> 02:00:10,520 We're doing well. 1740 02:00:10,600 --> 02:00:11,160 Keep it lit. 1741 02:00:12,620 --> 02:00:13,340 Keep climbing. 1742 02:00:13,500 --> 02:00:14,000 Keep moving. 1743 02:00:14,660 --> 02:00:15,420 Keep grooving. 1744 02:00:15,420 --> 02:00:15,460 Keep grooving. 1745 02:00:21,600 --> 02:00:23,880 Now would be a good time to reload. 1746 02:00:29,480 --> 02:00:30,880 Someone said thermal scope. 1747 02:00:30,960 --> 02:00:32,300 I think that's a waste of time. 1748 02:00:44,680 --> 02:00:47,640 Okay, we can take another herb, I'd say, there. 1749 02:00:47,760 --> 02:00:48,940 Yeah, that'll do. 1750 02:00:50,240 --> 02:00:52,220 Any tips at this stage of the game? 1751 02:00:52,720 --> 02:00:55,000 Or is it just a pure injustice or what? 1752 02:00:55,180 --> 02:00:57,200 Okay, thanks very much. 1753 02:01:01,580 --> 02:01:02,360 Isn't that man? 1754 02:01:03,240 --> 02:01:04,880 That's called the fucking tele-truck. 1755 02:01:05,380 --> 02:01:06,460 Clearly you can't pass the phone. 1756 02:01:07,480 --> 02:01:09,220 Thank you very much for that, Kate. 1757 02:01:09,660 --> 02:01:10,520 What film is this? 1758 02:01:10,580 --> 02:01:12,880 It's not a film, it's Resident Evil, the video game. 1759 02:01:15,980 --> 02:01:17,400 Don't corner yourself. 1760 02:01:18,880 --> 02:01:21,380 Shoot the eye. 1761 02:01:22,460 --> 02:01:23,320 Shoot the eye. 1762 02:01:25,900 --> 02:01:30,980 Has anybody got any tips there? 1763 02:01:31,360 --> 02:01:35,400 Sorry, I'm on about tips for tipping there, Max Darwin. 1764 02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:36,060 I see what you mean. 1765 02:01:37,060 --> 02:01:39,760 Has anybody got any tips on how to defeat this guy? 1766 02:01:39,840 --> 02:01:43,800 Because I'm going along there shooting the eyeball, but he doesn't see. 1767 02:01:43,800 --> 02:01:44,920 There's no let up in the cunt. 1768 02:01:44,980 --> 02:01:46,500 He's got a bit of form. 1769 02:01:47,500 --> 02:01:48,600 He's definitely got form. 1770 02:01:52,220 --> 02:01:53,880 Shoot him in the eyes and use quick time. 1771 02:01:54,760 --> 02:01:57,400 When the eye in his mouth drops down. 1772 02:01:57,400 --> 02:01:58,300 How do you use quick time? 1773 02:01:58,380 --> 02:01:59,060 Do you have to go up to him? 1774 02:01:59,220 --> 02:01:59,540 Close. 1775 02:01:59,660 --> 02:02:00,520 Close up to him, is it? 1776 02:02:02,980 --> 02:02:04,100 Furnished to Johnny Hay. 1777 02:02:04,180 --> 02:02:05,360 He has a chip on his shoulder. 1778 02:02:05,520 --> 02:02:06,640 At least he's not a bag of chip. 1779 02:02:07,140 --> 02:02:08,060 Thank you very much. 1780 02:02:08,220 --> 02:02:09,300 Stop justice. 1781 02:02:09,480 --> 02:02:10,100 Stop injustice. 1782 02:02:12,380 --> 02:02:13,340 Stop injustice. 1783 02:02:13,560 --> 02:02:14,280 Patty and Kenny. 1784 02:02:14,380 --> 02:02:15,080 Thank you very much. 1785 02:02:17,080 --> 02:02:18,180 Shoot him with a gun. 1786 02:02:18,280 --> 02:02:19,080 The Macron show. 1787 02:02:19,360 --> 02:02:20,820 Thank you for that tip. 1788 02:02:20,900 --> 02:02:22,120 Doesn't really work much, though. 1789 02:02:22,140 --> 02:02:22,860 I've been doing that. 1790 02:02:23,520 --> 02:02:25,220 Just keep hitting him in the digs in the eye. 1791 02:02:25,720 --> 02:02:26,760 Just going to keep going. 1792 02:02:27,060 --> 02:02:28,100 That was useless. 1793 02:02:28,880 --> 02:02:31,080 You really didn't help me in that situation. 1794 02:02:31,500 --> 02:02:32,560 Nobody helped me there. 1795 02:02:37,180 --> 02:02:38,980 This is all just... 1796 02:02:38,980 --> 02:02:41,060 You're watching, but you're not helping. 1797 02:02:41,700 --> 02:02:42,420 And I need help. 1798 02:02:42,440 --> 02:02:43,580 At this moment, I need help. 1799 02:02:55,220 --> 02:02:56,780 Why is there no quick time now? 1800 02:03:03,200 --> 02:03:04,280 Yeah, nice little... 1801 02:03:04,280 --> 02:03:06,380 That was a nice little quick time there, wasn't it? 1802 02:03:06,600 --> 02:03:07,660 That damn justice! 1803 02:03:07,860 --> 02:03:08,600 Okay, thanks very much. 1804 02:03:10,660 --> 02:03:12,520 Thanks for the quick time... 1805 02:03:12,520 --> 02:03:12,960 There. 1806 02:03:14,540 --> 02:03:14,980 Conjunctivitis. 1807 02:03:15,080 --> 02:03:15,540 Big shot. 1808 02:03:24,180 --> 02:03:25,060 There you go, Matt. 1809 02:03:25,120 --> 02:03:30,860 Like the amount of power that's in that gun. 1810 02:03:35,920 --> 02:03:36,820 And that... 1811 02:03:36,820 --> 02:03:37,480 Oh, no. 1812 02:03:38,580 --> 02:03:39,480 Why does that happen? 1813 02:03:42,440 --> 02:03:43,460 Why did that happen? 1814 02:03:43,460 --> 02:03:45,460 *BOOM* 1815 02:04:01,460 --> 02:04:04,460 That's injustice! That's injustice! 1816 02:04:09,960 --> 02:04:12,460 Why does that go- why is that happening like that? 1817 02:04:12,460 --> 02:04:14,460 *BOOM* 1818 02:04:23,460 --> 02:04:28,460 This is a fucking joke. Not a funny one either. It's a bad joke. 1819 02:04:31,460 --> 02:04:38,460 It's on a timer, is it? Where's the timer? Where'd you start the timer? Where's the timer end? Where's the timer begin? 1820 02:04:38,960 --> 02:04:56,860 Fucking hell, he's there again. 1821 02:05:00,160 --> 02:05:01,420 Don't be shaky. 1822 02:05:03,440 --> 02:05:05,060 He's being shaky. 1823 02:05:05,060 --> 02:05:17,780 When you damage him enough, you'll get a rocket launcher from your one. 1824 02:05:18,380 --> 02:05:19,340 He's getting pissed. 1825 02:05:20,140 --> 02:05:22,140 Oh, that's about me. That's not about the game. 1826 02:05:22,600 --> 02:05:24,200 Liam, yeah. He's on top form, yeah. 1827 02:05:24,880 --> 02:05:26,740 Okay, he's on top form. I'm not. 1828 02:05:27,200 --> 02:05:29,120 That's the problem. That's the problemo. 1829 02:05:29,120 --> 02:05:29,200 Oh. 1830 02:05:38,640 --> 02:05:40,020 He's in great form, this cunt. 1831 02:05:43,160 --> 02:05:47,160 If you shoot him in the eyes, on the legs, you can stab him in the main eye. 1832 02:05:47,320 --> 02:05:50,120 Sure, I've done that. I've been shooting him in the main eye. 1833 02:05:50,120 --> 02:05:55,880 Seven seconds away, I'll be waiting. 1834 02:05:56,140 --> 02:05:57,460 Boko do santa kema. 1835 02:05:57,680 --> 02:05:59,320 Seven seconds away. 1836 02:05:59,560 --> 02:05:59,940 Thanks very much. 1837 02:05:59,940 --> 02:06:01,740 Moralizing, pontificating. 1838 02:06:01,980 --> 02:06:03,900 Thank you very much, Angela's eyeball. 1839 02:06:04,260 --> 02:06:05,300 You hammered your mother. 1840 02:06:05,640 --> 02:06:10,520 Thank you very much for that, and I want to say big toast to Angela's eyeball there. 1841 02:06:16,520 --> 02:06:22,820 A lovely little milky sip there to celebrate Angela's eyeball. 1842 02:06:28,120 --> 02:06:31,020 And I bet you have a cheeky dump valve there for you as well, Angela. 1843 02:06:32,660 --> 02:06:33,660 Thank you very much. 1844 02:06:36,260 --> 02:06:37,920 Right, let's go for the eyeball. 1845 02:06:37,920 --> 02:06:46,040 Well, he'll need a few plasters after that. 1846 02:06:46,320 --> 02:06:49,420 We might need to head down to the fucking pharmacy after that. 1847 02:06:49,860 --> 02:06:50,520 Oh, here we go. 1848 02:06:51,040 --> 02:06:52,920 He might follow me onto this yoke, and then... 1849 02:06:52,920 --> 02:07:14,720 Boo-ba-loo-boo. 1850 02:07:14,720 --> 02:07:16,380 Ba-ba-ba-boo. 1851 02:07:16,380 --> 02:07:18,520 Be-ba-ah. 1852 02:07:18,520 --> 02:07:30,680 Yes. 1853 02:07:31,140 --> 02:07:31,800 Use this. 1854 02:07:32,360 --> 02:07:32,900 This is it. 1855 02:07:33,040 --> 02:07:34,440 The end of Resident Evil 4. 1856 02:07:34,960 --> 02:07:35,900 We've been waiting for it. 1857 02:07:36,100 --> 02:07:36,280 Oh. 1858 02:07:36,780 --> 02:07:38,580 It's over there in the middle of the fucking aisle. 1859 02:07:41,700 --> 02:07:42,100 Oh. 1860 02:07:43,200 --> 02:07:43,680 It's coming. 1861 02:07:46,100 --> 02:07:47,680 Hopefully, I haven't fucked it. 1862 02:07:47,820 --> 02:07:49,880 I hope I haven't fucked it with that premature... 1863 02:07:50,880 --> 02:07:51,220 ...in-... 1864 02:07:51,220 --> 02:07:53,400 Fuck. 1865 02:08:00,720 --> 02:08:01,500 This is it. 1866 02:08:03,500 --> 02:08:05,340 Good night and God bless, dickhead. 1867 02:08:05,980 --> 02:08:07,700 It's got a big red end on it as well. 1868 02:08:10,260 --> 02:08:10,980 See you later. 1869 02:08:10,980 --> 02:08:11,480 Okay. 1870 02:08:11,480 --> 02:08:11,720 Okay. 1871 02:08:11,720 --> 02:08:11,720 Okay. 1872 02:08:11,720 --> 02:08:41,700 I'm sorry. 1873 02:08:41,700 --> 02:09:11,680 I'm sorry. 1874 02:09:11,680 --> 02:09:14,400 If I were you, I'd get off this island too. 1875 02:09:16,520 --> 02:09:17,920 She really pushed it. 1876 02:09:18,820 --> 02:09:20,220 Here, catch. 1877 02:09:22,300 --> 02:09:23,680 Better get a move on. 1878 02:09:24,460 --> 02:09:25,380 See you around. 1879 02:09:32,660 --> 02:09:33,880 Very cute. 1880 02:09:36,880 --> 02:09:58,020 Let's do this. 1881 02:09:58,020 --> 02:10:01,580 I don't know why I went all red in the camera there. 1882 02:10:01,900 --> 02:10:02,800 Hello, line four. 1883 02:10:02,880 --> 02:10:03,160 Good evening. 1884 02:10:11,480 --> 02:10:12,700 We're going home. 1885 02:10:14,300 --> 02:10:15,540 We got the trophy. 1886 02:10:15,680 --> 02:10:16,460 We're going home. 1887 02:10:19,580 --> 02:10:21,700 It's not over yet, Snake. 1888 02:10:22,600 --> 02:10:24,080 It's not over yet. 1889 02:10:24,520 --> 02:10:24,880 Liquid. 1890 02:10:28,560 --> 02:10:30,140 Casual carnage, how are you? 1891 02:10:35,580 --> 02:10:37,200 We have to get off this island now. 1892 02:10:37,260 --> 02:10:38,140 It's going to blow any minute. 1893 02:10:38,540 --> 02:10:39,240 It's going to what? 1894 02:10:39,620 --> 02:10:41,400 Watch me complete the game like this. 1895 02:10:43,820 --> 02:10:46,540 Have you ever seen anyone complete the game like this? 1896 02:10:47,480 --> 02:10:48,180 Promise you. 1897 02:10:48,180 --> 02:11:18,040 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1898 02:11:18,700 --> 02:11:20,360 It's going to be a tall order now. 1899 02:11:20,420 --> 02:11:21,400 We've got the teddy bear key. 1900 02:11:22,100 --> 02:11:24,700 I swore to yeah, I'd fucking do this. 1901 02:11:26,760 --> 02:11:27,640 Hang on, sweetheart. 1902 02:11:28,740 --> 02:11:29,220 Sweetheart? 1903 02:11:29,320 --> 02:11:30,660 She's a fucking kid's man. 1904 02:11:42,380 --> 02:11:43,280 He's fucked. 1905 02:11:43,280 --> 02:11:43,320 He's fucked. 1906 02:11:57,320 --> 02:11:59,100 I'm going to complete the game like that. 1907 02:11:59,360 --> 02:12:00,480 Don't care what you say. 1908 02:12:01,020 --> 02:12:02,180 Don't care what you do. 1909 02:12:05,040 --> 02:12:15,240 Right, so... the key. Use the jet ski. Come on, sweetheart. Hang on, sweetheart. Hang on. Okay, thanks very much. 1910 02:12:19,860 --> 02:12:27,520 Feel the speed. It's like being in the game. It's like I'm inside the tunnel on the fucking back of a jet ski, man. 1911 02:12:29,100 --> 02:12:29,500 Snake. 1912 02:12:29,500 --> 02:12:43,840 Snake. I'm not playing this yet. It's only in the moment when I'm playing this. 1913 02:12:43,840 --> 02:13:09,680 No! 1914 02:13:09,680 --> 02:13:11,680 No! 1915 02:13:11,680 --> 02:13:25,680 Ashley! 1916 02:13:25,680 --> 02:13:29,680 She's dead! She's fucking dead man! 1917 02:13:29,680 --> 02:13:31,680 No! 1918 02:13:31,680 --> 02:13:41,680 Leon! 1919 02:13:41,680 --> 02:13:43,680 Come on! 1920 02:13:43,680 --> 02:13:45,680 Let's go home. 1921 02:13:45,680 --> 02:13:49,680 Sounds like a great idea. Mission accomplished. Right, Leon? 1922 02:13:49,680 --> 02:13:53,680 Not quite. I still have to get you home safe. 1923 02:13:55,680 --> 02:14:01,680 So, uh, after you take me back to my place, how about we do some, um, overtime? 1924 02:14:01,680 --> 02:14:03,680 What the fuck is this? 1925 02:14:03,680 --> 02:14:05,680 Sorry. 1926 02:14:05,680 --> 02:14:06,680 Dustin! Dustin! 1927 02:14:06,680 --> 02:14:07,680 Okay, thanks very much. 1928 02:14:07,680 --> 02:14:09,680 But it doesn't hurt DAS, you know? 1929 02:14:09,680 --> 02:14:13,680 So, who was that woman anyway? 1930 02:14:13,680 --> 02:14:15,680 Why do you ask? 1931 02:14:15,680 --> 02:14:17,680 Come on, tell me. 1932 02:14:17,680 --> 02:14:19,680 She's like a part of me I can't let go. 1933 02:14:19,680 --> 02:14:21,680 Let's leave it at that. 1934 02:14:21,680 --> 02:14:23,680 Player Redfield, is it? 1935 02:14:23,680 --> 02:14:31,680 Your RTE and the Elite 20 top players do not deserve the money they get! 1936 02:14:31,680 --> 02:14:33,680 Brilliant stuff. 1937 02:14:33,680 --> 02:14:35,680 Another one bites the dust, huh? 1938 02:14:35,680 --> 02:14:37,680 We got there in the end. 1939 02:14:37,680 --> 02:14:39,680 Game design. 1940 02:14:39,680 --> 02:14:42,680 Hiroshi Shibata, Kooji Kakee. 1941 02:14:42,680 --> 02:14:45,680 Kakee Shigenori Nishikawa. 1942 02:14:45,680 --> 02:14:51,680 Coders. Lead Coders. Kiyahiko Sakata. 1943 02:14:51,680 --> 02:14:53,680 Hello Line 4, good evening. 1944 02:14:53,680 --> 02:15:01,680 Kanuri Inui. Art production. Done. By the, by the, the, the man, the legend, the myth, Yasuki Kan. 1945 02:15:01,680 --> 02:15:08,680 Yasuki Kan't. You thought he can't? Well, Yasuki Kan, he did it. He went and did it and he did a great fucking job too. 1946 02:15:08,680 --> 02:15:12,680 Hidenori Kuyama. It's ya boi, Hidenori. 1947 02:15:12,680 --> 02:15:19,680 Characters and creatures. Designed by Masa- Masa- Masa- Masa- Masa- Masa- Yamanaka. 1948 02:15:19,680 --> 02:15:24,680 Characters and creatures motion. 1949 02:15:24,680 --> 02:15:31,680 Uh, Nabukaya Yamazaki. And also Keiji Satu as well. We gotta give a big shout out to Keiji. 1950 02:15:31,680 --> 02:15:36,680 Visual effects by... Ricky, thank you very much Ricky. 1951 02:15:36,680 --> 02:15:43,680 Good evening, guys. Thanks very much Ricky. Do you like Steely Dan, do you? I really, I do. Yeah, I went to see them last year at the point. 1952 02:15:43,680 --> 02:15:51,680 Naoki Yoshikawa, designer of the interface. Let's not forget about the sound, okay? 1953 02:15:51,680 --> 02:15:57,680 Sound is an integral part of the game. The lead composer on this game was Misao Shenbange. 1954 02:15:57,680 --> 02:16:05,680 Also, a big shout out to Yoshito Kato. Cinematography or cinematics in the game, should I say. Hiddi Gondo. A bit of Hiddi. 1955 02:16:05,680 --> 02:16:11,680 And also Toshia Kotani was one of the lead designers too. Cinematics designers continues. 1956 02:16:11,680 --> 02:16:19,680 Satoshi Oginu and Tsubasa Nakai. Yasuki Maida and Akira Masoodu. Character face models. 1957 02:16:19,680 --> 02:16:25,680 Now, Leon S. Kennedy was known by Christian Dwer. Ashley was Brooke Elizabeth Matheson. 1958 02:16:25,680 --> 02:16:29,680 And technical support by Naiko. Can't remember your... Couldn't see your second name. 1959 02:16:29,680 --> 02:16:35,680 Character face models. Ryuichi Okano. Makeup artist Ryoti Oeji. 1960 02:16:35,680 --> 02:16:49,680 Motion capture. We got a tune? We do. Teru... Teru... Teruake Ogawa. 1961 02:16:49,680 --> 02:16:56,680 Big shout out to Muni... Muni Nero Yao. I'm having a hard time with these... These fucking names today. It was... 1962 02:16:56,680 --> 02:17:01,680 Hey, I was great at the Shenmue and the... And the last... The last Resident Evil. Not this. 1963 02:17:01,680 --> 02:17:11,680 Brandon Gay. Did the fucking English text. The man Gay. Well done Brandon. You're the best Gay in the game man. 1964 02:17:11,680 --> 02:17:15,680 Yeah Brandon. You're the best Gay man. 1965 02:17:15,680 --> 02:17:25,680 Voice director was Ginny McSween. Engineer, Elliot Anders. Jackie Shriver and Amanda Wyatt. Get special thanks. 1966 02:17:25,680 --> 02:17:34,720 Thanks was a voice director with Susan Hart promotional movie done by Nate who satel your cheeky Cora and Kazoo you tacky motor 1967 02:17:35,160 --> 02:17:39,960 Special thanks to Tatsuya Minami supporting companies also a neuron age 1968 02:17:40,740 --> 02:17:42,480 digital frontiers 1969 02:17:42,480 --> 02:17:43,860 orbital link 1970 02:17:43,860 --> 02:17:46,920 sound looks DMG design music group 1971 02:17:47,400 --> 02:17:48,480 vicon 1972 02:17:48,480 --> 02:17:54,720 Big shout out to the fucking Japanese words. I can't I don't know how to say those and rescuers gotta say something guys 1973 02:17:54,720 --> 02:18:00,300 You rescued the game. It looked like it was gonna be shite, but you changed up the game Resident Evil 4 1974 02:18:00,900 --> 02:18:04,760 Revolutionized the franchise for a second time and then it got revolutionized again 1975 02:18:06,460 --> 02:18:08,460 By Resident Evil 7 1976 02:18:09,300 --> 02:18:11,300 Capcom big shout out to the Capcom boys 1977 02:18:12,120 --> 02:18:17,840 No cap the characters and events depicted in this game are fictitious any similarity to actual persons living or dead is purely coincidental 1978 02:18:17,840 --> 02:18:22,960 The game is protected under the laws of Raccoon Police Department bollocks an authorized Oh 1979 02:18:23,760 --> 02:18:25,760 Pull script 1980 02:18:26,760 --> 02:18:27,760 Hunnigan is that you? 1981 02:18:28,560 --> 02:18:38,040 Finally the line's jack free. Hey Hunnigan no glasses forget the glasses. What's the status of the mission? I've rescued the subject. We're returning home 1982 02:18:38,040 --> 02:18:46,440 You did it Leon. Thanks. You know you're kind of cute without those glasses. Give me your number when I get back. May I remind you that you're still on duty? 1983 02:18:48,420 --> 02:18:50,420 Story of my life 1984 02:18:50,420 --> 02:18:52,420 *BOOM* 1985 02:18:52,420 --> 02:18:54,420 *BOOM* 1986 02:18:54,420 --> 02:18:56,420 *BOOM* 1987 02:18:56,420 --> 02:18:58,420 *BOOM* 1988 02:18:58,420 --> 02:19:00,420 *BOOM* 1989 02:19:00,420 --> 02:19:02,420 *BOOM* 1990 02:19:02,420 --> 02:19:04,420 That's enough of that. 1991 02:19:04,420 --> 02:19:06,420 Big fat dub valve there for that game. 1992 02:19:06,420 --> 02:19:08,420 *BOOM* 1993 02:19:08,420 --> 02:19:10,420 That man. The fuck the fuck. 1994 02:19:10,420 --> 02:19:12,420 Clearly you can't pass for it. 1995 02:19:12,420 --> 02:19:14,420 Clearly you can't pass for it. 1996 02:19:14,420 --> 02:19:18,420 Hit ratio 65%, enemies killed 934. 1997 02:19:18,420 --> 02:19:35,800 Number of times killed, 83. Clear time, 34 hours, 51 seconds and 30 fucking milliseconds. 34 hours, 51 seconds, 51 minutes, 51 minutes and 30 seconds. 1998 02:19:35,800 --> 02:20:05,100 That's a speed run. You want to know how to speed? You come to my channel. You want to know how to speed run? You come and watch me game. You want to know how to play games properly? You come and see how they play properly on my channel. You don't ever come back here again. 1999 02:20:06,100 --> 02:20:19,900 Okay? And that might sound counterproductive, but do come back. But don't, if you're fucking looking at me thinking I'm a joker, I don't want to ever fucking see you here again. Okay? Get the hell out of my fucking room. 2000 02:20:25,500 --> 02:20:34,280 You can now buy an infinite launcher and a Matilda from the merchant. Save it, yeah? Why not? 2001 02:20:34,280 --> 02:20:36,280 *Sigh* 2002 02:20:36,280 --> 02:20:38,280 *Sigh* 2003 02:20:38,280 --> 02:20:40,280 *Sigh* 2004 02:20:40,280 --> 02:20:42,280 *Sigh* 2005 02:20:42,280 --> 02:20:44,280 *Sigh* 2006 02:20:44,280 --> 02:20:46,280 *Sigh* 2007 02:20:46,280 --> 02:20:48,280 *Sigh* 2008 02:20:48,280 --> 02:20:50,280 *Sigh* 2009 02:20:50,280 --> 02:20:52,280 *Sigh* 2010 02:20:54,280 --> 02:20:55,280 *Sigh* 2011 02:20:55,280 --> 02:20:56,280 *Sigh* 2012 02:21:16,280 --> 02:21:17,280 *Sigh* 2013 02:21:19,280 --> 02:21:21,280 That's the score of the game. 2014 02:21:26,280 --> 02:21:28,280 3-1. Full time 3-1. 2015 02:21:29,280 --> 02:21:31,280 Well, that's it for tonight. 2016 02:21:31,280 --> 02:21:33,280 It was a fantastic speedrun. 2017 02:21:33,280 --> 02:21:36,280 What can I say? We all pulled through. 2018 02:21:36,280 --> 02:21:39,280 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me! 2019 02:21:39,280 --> 02:21:41,280 We all came through. It was a fantastic situation. 2020 02:21:41,280 --> 02:21:44,280 I don't know if we've ever seen anything like it. 2021 02:21:44,280 --> 02:21:46,280 I certainly have never seen anything like it. 2022 02:21:46,280 --> 02:21:48,280 It was a pretty one-sided situation. 2023 02:21:48,280 --> 02:21:50,280 I don't know anything about it. 2024 02:21:50,280 --> 02:21:53,280 Yes, you do know everything about it, though. 2025 02:21:53,280 --> 02:21:57,280 You've been peddling lies about this game for the last 300 years. 2026 02:21:57,280 --> 02:22:00,280 And all I want to say is this. 2027 02:22:00,280 --> 02:22:02,280 You interviewed me, you gave me a 20-minute interview, 2028 02:22:02,280 --> 02:22:05,280 and without explanation you chopped it on your radio program. 2029 02:22:05,280 --> 02:22:07,280 We often chop pieces for length. 2030 02:22:07,280 --> 02:22:08,280 Ah, that's crap. Absolutely. 2031 02:22:08,280 --> 02:22:10,280 Number three. It's not crap. It's customer practice. 2032 02:22:10,280 --> 02:22:11,280 Number three, Frank. 2033 02:22:11,280 --> 02:22:15,280 Why if this miserable childhood that you had in Limerick, 2034 02:22:15,280 --> 02:22:18,280 this so-called miserable childhood that you've... 2035 02:22:18,280 --> 02:22:21,280 you've... you've... you've peddled your lies all over the world, right? 2036 02:22:21,280 --> 02:22:25,280 Miserable lanes of Limerick, miserable childhood, miserable people of Limerick, 2037 02:22:25,280 --> 02:22:28,280 misery, misery, misery, the whole flippin' way. 2038 02:22:28,280 --> 02:22:35,280 If that's the case, why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan? 2039 02:22:35,280 --> 02:22:41,280 Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's Biscount movement? 2040 02:22:41,280 --> 02:22:42,280 You never discussed it. 2041 02:22:42,280 --> 02:22:44,280 Okay, for the same reason I might discuss... 2042 02:22:44,280 --> 02:22:45,280 St. Joseph's Biscount was the elite... 2043 02:22:45,280 --> 02:22:48,280 You've had enough time now. 2044 02:22:48,280 --> 02:22:49,280 Hang on, you've had enough movement. 2045 02:22:49,280 --> 02:22:51,280 You are a liar. 2046 02:22:51,280 --> 02:22:52,280 Okay, you've made your point. 2047 02:22:52,280 --> 02:22:53,280 You are a liar. 2048 02:22:53,280 --> 02:22:54,280 Jerry, can I ask you one question? 2049 02:22:54,280 --> 02:22:57,280 And I think it's the reason Frank was asking you how old you were, 2050 02:22:57,280 --> 02:23:00,280 is that he's writing of a time from before you were born. 2051 02:23:00,280 --> 02:23:02,280 Frank, you're a... you're a journalist. 2052 02:23:02,280 --> 02:23:04,280 You've heard of research. 2053 02:23:04,280 --> 02:23:05,280 I mean, isn't that so? 2054 02:23:05,280 --> 02:23:06,280 You're a journalist. You've heard of research. 2055 02:23:06,280 --> 02:23:09,280 I have interviewed over 70 people that are contemporaries of Frank McCord. 2056 02:23:09,280 --> 02:23:11,280 I interviewed Myra Gallagher. 2057 02:23:11,280 --> 02:23:16,280 She described Angela McCord as the angel of the lanes. 2058 02:23:16,280 --> 02:23:17,280 Angela McCord... 2059 02:23:17,280 --> 02:23:18,280 The late Jim Kemmie... 2060 02:23:18,280 --> 02:23:19,280 The late Jim Kemmie... 2061 02:23:19,280 --> 02:23:25,280 ...was an accurate description of the way things were in the limerick of their mutual youth. 2062 02:23:25,280 --> 02:23:28,280 Jim Kemmie, with all due respect, was a very close friend. 2063 02:23:28,280 --> 02:23:29,280 No, he wasn't. 2064 02:23:29,280 --> 02:23:31,280 I didn't meet him just before he died. 2065 02:23:31,280 --> 02:23:32,280 Yes, he was. 2066 02:23:32,280 --> 02:23:34,280 I met him just before he died. 2067 02:23:34,280 --> 02:23:35,280 So you're a liar. 2068 02:23:35,280 --> 02:23:36,280 I can't believe a word down your mouth. 2069 02:23:36,280 --> 02:23:37,280 You're a liar. 2070 02:23:37,280 --> 02:23:38,280 I met him just before he died. 2071 02:23:38,280 --> 02:23:39,280 I can't believe a word down your mouth. 2072 02:23:39,280 --> 02:23:40,280 I'm sorry, I don't believe you. 2073 02:23:40,280 --> 02:23:41,280 Jim Kemmie. 2074 02:23:41,280 --> 02:23:42,280 You're a liar. 2075 02:23:42,280 --> 02:23:43,280 Jim Kemmie. 2076 02:23:43,280 --> 02:23:46,280 I'm not sure who the audience are applauding, by the way. 2077 02:23:46,280 --> 02:23:49,280 But I must let Frank get back in from the charges to respond to the charges you made. 2078 02:23:49,280 --> 02:23:50,280 Charges. 2079 02:23:50,280 --> 02:23:53,280 The name Theresa Camry was one I made up. 2080 02:23:53,280 --> 02:23:54,280 Because I'm never going to name... 2081 02:23:54,280 --> 02:23:56,280 Because I was not going to name the actual person. 2082 02:23:56,280 --> 02:23:58,280 Did you often make up the name of the girl in Bavaria? 2083 02:23:58,280 --> 02:24:01,280 You seem to have a morbid fascination for... 2084 02:24:01,280 --> 02:24:03,280 I do, I like women. 2085 02:24:03,280 --> 02:24:04,280 For necrophilia. 2086 02:24:04,280 --> 02:24:05,280 If you don't mind, I like women. 2087 02:24:05,280 --> 02:24:06,280 Necrophilia. 2088 02:24:06,280 --> 02:24:08,280 I love women. 2089 02:24:08,280 --> 02:24:10,280 I'm mad about women. 2090 02:24:10,280 --> 02:24:15,280 I've been married three times and the one I'm married to now has got to last forever because 2091 02:24:15,280 --> 02:24:17,280 I'm infatuated with women. 2092 02:24:17,280 --> 02:24:18,280 Women who are three weeks away from their death. 2093 02:24:18,280 --> 02:24:20,280 And to protect my own wife I make up a false name. 2094 02:24:20,280 --> 02:24:21,280 Dead. 2095 02:24:21,280 --> 02:24:24,420 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 2096 02:24:24,660 --> 02:24:26,020 Don't you have a life? 2097 02:24:26,500 --> 02:24:27,660 Go ahead and live. 2098 02:24:27,800 --> 02:24:28,520 Do something. 2099 02:24:29,800 --> 02:24:30,960 Go ahead. 2100 02:24:31,540 --> 02:24:32,620 Find a cause. 2101 02:24:33,180 --> 02:24:36,860 There are poor people in Limerick. 2102 02:24:36,980 --> 02:24:38,760 Go and help the poor of Limerick. 2103 02:24:39,120 --> 02:24:41,260 Don't obsess with me all the time. 2104 02:24:41,580 --> 02:24:42,200 You're there. 2105 02:24:42,520 --> 02:24:44,800 You're in a city in Ireland, south of Ireland. 2106 02:24:45,000 --> 02:24:46,440 And you're obsessed with me. 2107 02:24:46,800 --> 02:24:48,720 And I'm sure there are a few people in there. 2108 02:24:48,720 --> 02:24:49,260 The two women you name. 2109 02:24:49,260 --> 02:24:51,440 When they sent out casting calls. 2110 02:24:51,680 --> 02:24:53,420 Hundreds of people showed up. 2111 02:24:53,440 --> 02:24:55,120 Hundreds of people showed up. 2112 02:24:55,360 --> 02:24:57,300 Then they brought their children to be an angel. 2113 02:24:57,760 --> 02:25:01,040 And if they hated the book and the movie. 2114 02:25:01,240 --> 02:25:04,420 Why were they auditioning for this terrible movie? 2115 02:25:05,120 --> 02:25:06,460 You said Willie Harrell. 2116 02:25:06,760 --> 02:25:08,700 Look, I got to head off. 2117 02:25:08,920 --> 02:25:11,580 Because there is no... 2118 02:25:11,580 --> 02:25:14,300 Carmen Sandiego is loaded up on my screen here. 2119 02:25:14,300 --> 02:25:16,300 But it's not loaded up on the... 2120 02:25:16,300 --> 02:25:21,080 On this. 2121 02:25:21,220 --> 02:25:21,640 On this. 2122 02:25:21,720 --> 02:25:22,520 I don't know if... 2123 02:25:22,520 --> 02:25:24,760 Because you have to close OBS and restart it. 2124 02:25:25,380 --> 02:25:26,820 But to be honest, I can't be fucked. 2125 02:25:26,900 --> 02:25:28,760 I've been playing since 8 or 7. 2126 02:25:29,580 --> 02:25:32,420 It's been two and a half hours of Resident Evil. 2127 02:25:33,380 --> 02:25:36,380 And plus there was an amazing ending to that game as well. 2128 02:25:36,560 --> 02:25:41,340 Which featured the first ever live action kind of ending. 2129 02:25:41,660 --> 02:25:48,440 Where I simultaneously mimed what it must have been like to have been riding on the back of a speedboat. 2130 02:25:49,160 --> 02:25:50,500 Or a jet ski. 2131 02:25:51,300 --> 02:25:52,740 So you got that, you know. 2132 02:25:54,680 --> 02:25:56,100 You got that in the bag. 2133 02:25:56,220 --> 02:25:57,580 You can see Carmen Sandiego. 2134 02:25:57,700 --> 02:25:58,580 My glass is there. 2135 02:26:00,260 --> 02:26:01,420 We'll play that again. 2136 02:26:01,520 --> 02:26:03,020 It'll be another day. 2137 02:26:03,140 --> 02:26:03,680 Another game. 2138 02:26:04,000 --> 02:26:05,960 All that's left to say is goodnight and God bless. 2139 02:26:06,060 --> 02:26:08,920 And thank you very much everybody who tunes in to these streams. 2140 02:26:09,340 --> 02:26:10,520 And watches play the games. 2141 02:26:11,020 --> 02:26:12,200 And supports us all the way. 2142 02:26:12,960 --> 02:26:13,860 It's an honour. 2143 02:26:14,140 --> 02:26:14,860 It's a privilege. 2144 02:26:15,420 --> 02:26:17,840 And it's three days away from the death. 2145 02:26:18,460 --> 02:26:22,780 And there is nowhere in the book that it's written there was any consent given. 2146 02:26:23,420 --> 02:26:24,720 So with that in mind. 2147 02:26:26,020 --> 02:26:27,480 And with Willie Harold. 2148 02:26:28,240 --> 02:26:29,240 Close to our hearts. 2149 02:26:29,420 --> 02:26:30,460 We'll say goodnight. 2150 02:26:30,640 --> 02:26:31,080 God bless. 2151 02:26:32,100 --> 02:26:33,060 And take it easy. 2152 02:26:33,220 --> 02:26:34,540 Goodnight and God bless. 2153 02:26:34,800 --> 02:26:35,520 And thank you very much. 2154 02:26:36,000 --> 02:26:36,380 And bye bye. 2155 02:26:38,540 --> 02:26:39,660 Dant injustice! 2156 02:26:39,860 --> 02:26:40,600 Okay, thanks very much. 2157 02:26:40,600 --> 02:26:42,500 Thank you.