1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 Whatever way you want to skin that apple, you can take that as you want. Look at this valve here. Fucking beautiful piece of valve work. Fucking valve, man. It's a sensual valve with a lovely little situation. It's a hexagonal orifice as well. I don't know if you've got a valve handle for that piece, but I mean, if you do in your little chest, make sure you give us a ring and let us know. Also, give your mother a ring. She's fucking worth it. 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 I'm worried about you. Leon 2. Oh, this is where you fight your man. Another boss battle. Boss baby 7. I'm going to send this guy back to fucking Newell's old boys with Lionel Messi for a fucking swan song. Watch this. Barrel go bye-bye. Explodey boy. Welcome to Explodey. 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:20,200 Explosions. We've got fun and games. Welcome to the jungle. We've got fun and games. Games such as Connect Four and Monopoly. And if you're lucky, a bit of Twister. 4 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:28,960 Why did you not discuss your game of Naked Twister with Willie Harold? 5 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:44,540 If that's the case, then why did you not discuss your game of Strip Twister with Jackie Carmody? Jackie Carmody's parents. 6 00:01:44,540 --> 00:02:00,820 Right. Game of fucking Naked Twister with Jackie Carmody's parents. Jackie Carmody's family at least. 7 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:04,540 Shoot that barrel. Take that stuff. 8 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:09,260 I can see a door in the distance. I need to find another way there though. 9 00:02:09,260 --> 00:02:33,000 Teresa Carmody was three days away from her death when you wrote that you played naked twister with her. 10 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:37,580 Nowhere in your book does it say that you had her consent, Frank. 11 00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:40,660 Was it with her consent? 12 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,740 Was it with her consent, Frank? 13 00:02:45,020 --> 00:02:47,280 Frank, you want to answer that, Frank? 14 00:02:49,380 --> 00:02:52,120 There is no Teresa Carmody was a made-up name. 15 00:02:52,820 --> 00:02:54,840 It's not a made-up name, Frank. 16 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:56,420 You're going to tell more lies. 17 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,020 There was no naked twister. 18 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:00,200 It was a made-up game. 19 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:03,940 We played X's and O's. 20 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,400 So you're a liar. 21 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,300 So you're a liar. 22 00:03:09,780 --> 00:03:11,160 You're pathetic, Jerry. 23 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:18,200 Jerry didn't even write the book Ashes. 24 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:26,320 It was written by a man called Frank Hamilton, who's in prison at the moment for sex crimes. 25 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:30,480 So I'd like to see Jerry disprove that. 26 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:32,940 Is that the best you can come up with? 27 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,220 Is that the best you can come up with? 28 00:03:38,220 --> 00:03:39,640 You're pathetic, Jerry. 29 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:41,320 Look at this. 30 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,360 It's a fucking sensual knife. 31 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:44,560 Krause. 32 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:46,300 Ja, Krause. 33 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:48,360 Show me on note. 34 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:49,760 Funky Krause. 35 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:55,820 It turns out that the old man Sadler wasn't buying me from the start. 36 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:57,720 Ja, danke. 37 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,900 Even though I succeeded in kidnapping Ashley, ja? 38 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:07,860 I sort of sensed the Sadler Spoken didn't completely let me in the Lupin Spoof. 39 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:15,500 Under the circumstances, I had no alternative but to call her for assistance. 40 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:16,540 Alice Kla? 41 00:04:18,460 --> 00:04:22,240 Perhaps she knew this was the way it was going to turn out all along, ja? 42 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:30,060 My guess is that her ultimate goal might be different from Veska than mine. 43 00:04:31,060 --> 00:04:31,760 Alice Kla? 44 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:36,060 This is just the perfect opportunity to find out. 45 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:48,220 And after I get rid of Leon and retrieve the sample, I'll put her in a body bag along with Leon and send them both back to Veska. 46 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:55,660 I forgot Krause is actually American. 47 00:04:56,260 --> 00:04:57,360 He's not German at all. 48 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:58,680 Waste of time. 49 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:01,300 And not a great attempt at the accent either. 50 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:03,280 But that's what happens. 51 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,160 When you're living on the edge of your underpants. 52 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:09,120 Playing fucking games of schtick or twister. 53 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:10,640 With Frank McCourt. 54 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,300 Three days away from fucking deathbeds. 55 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,760 I have a blow up deathbed in the attic for you. 56 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:29,600 I love twister. 57 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:31,560 I'm mad about twister. 58 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:34,260 I played twister four times. 59 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:39,200 And the one I'm going to play now is going to last forever. 60 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,460 Am I going the right way at all? 61 00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:58,840 Sure he had a fucking blow up deathbed in the attic. 62 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:08,780 The lonely donkey. 63 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:09,560 Thank you very much. 64 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,620 He's got a bag of chips. 65 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:17,320 Necro twist here. 66 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,480 You are. 67 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,080 You are on fire. 68 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:31,980 Frank. 69 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:35,680 I drove all the way up from raccoon city to make three points. 70 00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:37,920 You censored me before. 71 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:38,880 Pat. 72 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,660 You're not going to censor me again. 73 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,580 When did I censor you before? 74 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:43,300 Ara. 75 00:06:43,420 --> 00:06:46,920 You gave me an interview back in the fucking mansion in Resident Evil 1. 76 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:47,920 And you chopped it up. 77 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,620 We often chop up interviews. 78 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:52,680 Ah crap. 79 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:53,760 It's not crap. 80 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:54,680 It's not crap. 81 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,340 It's customer practice. 82 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,740 Watched the full interview with Frank McCourt. 83 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:02,560 And there's some lovely. 84 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:07,300 It's Pat Kenny's first year as host to the Late Late Show. 85 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,720 And there's some lovely Alan Partridge-isms. 86 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:12,340 And stuff. 87 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,680 Especially when he's talking to Frank McCourt in that interview. 88 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:18,280 And he's talking about his daughter who became a drug addict or something like that. 89 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:24,340 And he's going, and your daughter was, how does he fucking speak? 90 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:27,100 And your daughter was, she was a druggie. 91 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,740 You know, doing these kind of robotic movements. 92 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:38,840 But a really insensitive way of asking your guest about their child who is addicted to drugs. 93 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,640 She was a druggie. 94 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:42,200 Is that correct? 95 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:45,600 She was. 96 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:46,460 Yeah, she was. 97 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:50,540 Seven seconds away. 98 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:52,000 I'll be wanking. 99 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:54,300 The complete crackhead. 100 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,060 Thank you very much. 101 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:58,040 All right, Viper. 102 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,360 Hills of gold. 103 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:02,460 Wanted to say your content is gasping. 104 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,740 Can't wait for the next big one when it comes. 105 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,500 Have a gold one. 106 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:10,840 Crackhead at the local deli. 107 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:12,280 Thank you very much for that. 108 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,120 And you should have probably kept the money for crack. 109 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:15,720 But I want to tell you something. 110 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:19,960 you are on fire. 111 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,820 No, really, you are. 112 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,300 Fucking douse yourself, roll on the ground, 113 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,800 whatever you do now at the deli counter. 114 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,240 I wonder if we'll just have a quick look at that 115 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:41,920 just to freshen up the cobwebs. 116 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:50,420 We needed the dump valve because we hit a bit of a fucking 117 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:51,700 schlump valve there. 118 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:55,780 Frank McCourt. 119 00:08:57,820 --> 00:08:59,240 Late, late. 120 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:02,900 Killian M2 again with the jewels. 121 00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:04,520 He's got the crown jewels. 122 00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:06,300 I had an old saying when he was a child, 123 00:09:06,540 --> 00:09:08,840 and he had a dream, and the dream actually came true. 124 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:13,300 He had a dream, a dream with a child, and he had a dream, 125 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:14,840 and the dream came true. 126 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,320 Follow me, Derek. 127 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,620 He's like fucking Clive James-ish. 128 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:23,820 He had a dream as a child, and the dream came true, 129 00:09:24,260 --> 00:09:27,020 and your daughter was a druggie. 130 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:28,240 Is that correct? 131 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:29,840 Your daughter was a druggie? 132 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:31,720 Wait till you see now. 133 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:35,380 You had a dream, and the dream came true. 134 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:36,380 Who? 135 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:46,380 HA! 136 00:09:46,380 --> 00:09:48,380 That's your dream out now. 137 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,380 That's your dream out now. 138 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:52,380 That's your dream out now. 139 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:54,380 That's your dream out now. 140 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:01,380 In his case. 141 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:18,380 It's called Tiz in my ass. 142 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:20,380 Will you welcome, please, Mr. Frank McCourt. 143 00:10:20,380 --> 00:10:30,380 You're very welcome. Thank you. 144 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,380 Thank you so much. 145 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:35,380 The book is in the news, of course. 146 00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:40,380 It's got some good reviews, some bad reviews, some envious reviews, some begrudging reviews, some rave reviews. 147 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,380 So we'll talk about that in a few minutes. 148 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:46,380 But Angela's Ashes, the movie, is also very much in the pipeline. 149 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:47,380 Angela's Ashes, the movie. 150 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,380 I saw it a few weeks ago. 151 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:50,380 Why can't we see it yet? 152 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:54,380 Oh, well, the producers that keep playing the cards close to their chest. 153 00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:56,380 Sorry, it's an interesting... 154 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:59,380 You might give it the watch yourself when you have the time. 155 00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:01,380 But I want to find... 156 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:03,380 Your daughter was a druggie. 157 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:04,380 You had a dream. 158 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:05,380 That dream came true. 159 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:08,380 Your daughter was on drugs. 160 00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:11,380 Tell me a little bit about that. 161 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,380 Yeah. 162 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,380 When you wanted to... 163 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:18,380 She wanted the things that you might have wanted had you stayed in Nimerick. 164 00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:19,380 Lace curtains. 165 00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:20,380 Yeah. 166 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,380 Lace curtains. 167 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:22,380 I used to take... 168 00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:23,380 What was she? 169 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:25,380 ...and abstinence. 170 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:29,380 Maintain contact with your first wife and your child. 171 00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:32,380 And she had her own difficulties, which I believe she's come out of. 172 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:33,380 She's been as her own child. 173 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:42,380 So just to fucking line that up, you can hear the sympathy that Pat Kenny has for his guest's child who had her own troubles. 174 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:50,380 So you had your daughter who I believe had a lot of trouble. 175 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:55,380 And then, next sentence, she was a druggie. 176 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:57,380 She was a druggie and... 177 00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:59,380 Oh no, no, she wasn't a druggie. 178 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:00,380 She was a grateful dead. 179 00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:01,380 She followed the grateful dead. 180 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,380 Frank, poor Frank can't even say the word druggie. 181 00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:04,380 Period. 182 00:12:04,380 --> 00:12:05,380 Then, once you realised... 183 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:09,380 Maintain contact with your first wife and your child. 184 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:13,380 And she had her own difficulties, which I believe she's come out of and she has her own child. 185 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:14,380 Yeah, she was a dead head. 186 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:15,380 She was a...what a druggie and... 187 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:16,380 Oh no, no, she was... 188 00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:19,380 I suppose actually, uh, he did call his own daughter a dead head. 189 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:20,380 She was a grateful dead. 190 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:27,520 grateful day all right she falls the grateful dead see Pat Kenny fucked up he 191 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:35,880 followed Frank's lead she was a fan of the grateful dead wait and they're known 192 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:40,700 as the dead heads but Pat thought all right if this is the disdain he has he's 193 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:47,440 calling her a fucking dead head she was a druggie oh no she she liked the 194 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:54,880 grateful dead her own child was a dead head she was it what a druggie and oh no 195 00:12:54,880 --> 00:13:01,660 no she wasn't she was a grateful day part of the grateful dead around yeah and 196 00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:08,020 then then we we come into and sent John of the cross and the relationship cross I 197 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:11,740 want to write a play about them because they were both they were both that 198 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:15,760 threatened by the Spanish Inquisition and so I've discovered sent Teresa this is 199 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:20,680 another story she was a the same that's why and we have a couple of people want 200 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:25,700 to say something at yeah that's Jerry Jerry Hannan no you kind of are involved in 201 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:30,700 an ongoing waiting in the rafters he'd been waiting for 20 minutes he drove from 202 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:36,140 Limerick I've drove from Limerick Frank you're not gonna fucking censor me on this 203 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:47,060 one you can't 20-minute interview it must be one-sided I don't know anything about it Frank you 204 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:53,720 have been peddling lies about about Limerick for the last two and a half years in every television 205 00:13:53,720 --> 00:14:01,340 station in every newspaper you have told lies about Limerick about your mother about Teresa 206 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:10,220 Carmody about Willie Harald you have done nothing but lied you are a liar you are a self-confessed liar 207 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:16,880 Teresa Carmody was three days away from her date when you wrote in your book that you had sexual 208 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:23,780 intercourse with her you never mentioned anywhere in your book that it was that it was with her consent 209 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:32,660 was it with her consent Frank right was it was it was no Teresa Carmody it's a made-up name it's not a 210 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:39,560 made-up name you named her mother you're going to tell more lies now are you there was no Teresa Carmody 211 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:48,440 Teresa Carmody Teresa Carmody is a made-up name you are a liar you are a liar number two Frank McCord why are you so obsessed with me because Frank Jesus Christ in heaven how old are you by the way irrelevant you're irrelevant you're 212 00:14:48,440 --> 00:15:12,580 You are a liar. You are a liar. Number two, Frank McCord. Why are you so obsessed with me? Because Frank, Jesus Christ in heaven, irrelevant. You hammered your mother. You depicted your mother as a lazy, good for nothing, whore. That's what you depicted your mother as. Your mother, an apology. 213 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:36,720 Theresa Carmody's parents, Theresa Carmody's family at least, are looking in this program tonight. Sorry, I drove all the way from Limburg. I drove in Point. You've censored me before, Pat, and you're not censoring me again. When did I censor you? You interviewed me a 20 minute interview. And without explanation, you chopped it on your radio program. 214 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:52,540 We often chopped. That's crap. That's crap. Number three. Number three, Frank. Number three. Why, if this miserable childhood that you had in Limerick, this so-called miserable childhood, that you've, you've, you've, you've pedded your lives all over the world, right? 215 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:59,300 Miserable age of Limerick, miserable childhood, miserable people of Limerick, misery, misery, misery, the whole flipping way. 216 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:06,820 If that's the case, why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan? 217 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:12,520 Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's Boy Scout Movement? 218 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,300 You never discussed it. 219 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,240 For the same reason I didn't discuss. 220 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,220 For the same reason I didn't. 221 00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:19,740 You've had enough time now. 222 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:20,860 Hang on, Jerry, Jerry. 223 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,680 You are a liar. 224 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,360 You are a liar. 225 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:25,760 Jerry, can I ask you one question? 226 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:28,440 And I think it's the reason Frank was asking how old you were. 227 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,720 Is that he's writing of a time from before you were born. 228 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:34,700 Frank, you're a journalist. 229 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:35,900 You've heard of research. 230 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,520 I have interviewed over 70 people that are contemporaries of Frank McCord. 231 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,480 I interviewed Moira Gallagher. 232 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:46,520 She described Angela McCord as the angel of the lanes. 233 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,640 Angela McCord. 234 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,760 There's a late Jim Kemmie thought that Frank... 235 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,140 How confusing it gets here now, all these names. 236 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:57,200 You've gone from Moira Gallagher to the angel of the lanes, and then Pat's chiming in with, 237 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:06,700 but the late Jim Kemmie said that Frank's book was an accurate portrayal of the way things were at that time. 238 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:14,160 Pat, with all due respect, Pat, Jim Kemmie is a close friend of Frank McCord. 239 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:15,660 No, he's not. 240 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,020 I met him just before he died. 241 00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:19,700 So you're a liar. 242 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:21,940 I met him just before he died. 243 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:24,040 Sorry, just one sec. 244 00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:26,100 The angel of the lanes. 245 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:27,660 Angela McCord. 246 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:36,300 Can I not suggest you that the late Jim Kemmie thought that Frank's book was an accurate description of the way things were in the limerick of their mutual youth. 247 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:39,740 Jim Kemmie, with all due respect, was a very close friend of Frank McCord. 248 00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:40,240 No, he wasn't. 249 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:42,500 I didn't meet him just before he died. 250 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,000 He was. 251 00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:45,000 I met him just before he died. 252 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:45,900 So you're alive. 253 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:46,620 So you're alive. 254 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,280 I met him just before he died. 255 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:48,900 I can't believe a word. 256 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:49,760 I can't believe a word. 257 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,320 Jim Kemmie. 258 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:51,360 Jim Kemmie. 259 00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:52,260 Jim Kemmie. 260 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:52,680 You're a liar. 261 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:53,720 Jim Kemmie. 262 00:17:53,940 --> 00:18:00,520 I'm not sure who the audience are applauding, by the way, but I must let Frank get back in from the charges to respond to the charges you've made. 263 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:09,860 The name Theresa Carmody was a made-up name because I wasn't going to name the person in the book. 264 00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:17,340 The name Theresa Carmody was one I made up because I was not going to name the actual person. 265 00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:18,840 The name of the girl in Bavaria. 266 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:22,940 You seem to have a morbid fascination with necrophilia. 267 00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:23,180 I like women. 268 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,500 For necrophilia. 269 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,820 If you don't mind, I like women. 270 00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:26,300 Women. 271 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:26,740 Necrophilia. 272 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,360 I love women. 273 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,140 I'm mad about women. 274 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,040 I've been married three times. 275 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:32,840 I'm infatuated. 276 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:37,740 The one I'm married to now is going to last forever because I'm infatuated with women. 277 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,200 Women who are three minutes away from their death. 278 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:41,360 False name. 279 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:44,500 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. 280 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,160 Don't you have a life? 281 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:47,860 Go ahead and live. 282 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:48,860 Do something. 283 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:49,900 Women. 284 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:50,900 Go ahead. 285 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:51,000 Women. 286 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:52,800 Find a cause. 287 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:57,100 There are, there are, there are, there are poor people in Limerick. 288 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:57,520 Go ahead. 289 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,020 Help the poor of Limerick. 290 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,480 Don't obsess with me all the time. 291 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,360 You're there. 292 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,060 You're in a city in the south of Ireland. 293 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,500 And you are in Sydney. 294 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,080 And I'm sure there are a few people in there. 295 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:15,300 When they cast out the casting call for the movie in Limerick, hundreds of people showed up. 296 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,420 Then they brought their children to be in England. 297 00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:18,240 Why did you lie about Willie Harald? 298 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,320 And if they hated the movie, why did you lie about Willie Harald? 299 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,560 Why did you lie about Willie Harald? 300 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,720 You said Willie Harald. 301 00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:28,500 You said Willie Harald. 302 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,160 You said Willie Harald. 303 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,340 You said Willie Harald. 304 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,040 You said Willie Harald. 305 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,920 Because there's one thing I want to ask you. 306 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,500 This man said. 307 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,000 Hang on. 308 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:35,600 It's a question. 309 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:36,620 This man said. 310 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:36,920 Hang on. 311 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:37,200 Shh. 312 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:37,580 Shh. 313 00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:38,780 Most people watching this. 314 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,040 Hang on. 315 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:40,420 Shh. 316 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:41,880 You've made your point. 317 00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:46,620 Most people watching this have no idea of the people you're talking about. 318 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:47,280 Shh. 319 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,660 You've made your point. 320 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:52,120 It's called Tizz in My Ass. 321 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,120 Okay. 322 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,120 I wasn't given the full title. 323 00:19:54,120 --> 00:20:11,400 But what I'd really like to know is why you are so obsessed. 324 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,940 I mean, the latest book is called Tizz. 325 00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:16,020 It's called Tizz in My Ass. 326 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:16,580 Okay. 327 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,060 I wasn't given the full title. 328 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,220 Hey, look. 329 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:20,620 Tizz in My Ass. 330 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,400 You could use the dumb vowel for Tizz because it's a Tizz. 331 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:25,220 It's called Tizz. 332 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:27,040 And My Ass. 333 00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:28,800 Look at his face. 334 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,880 I thought it was going to be called Tizzint. 335 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,380 This current book is about America. 336 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,320 It's about his experiences in America. 337 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:41,400 He spends his time in America reminiscing about his miserable days. 338 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:45,180 What do you know about his life in America that she's going to contradict everything? 339 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:45,680 Zero. 340 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:46,180 Zero. 341 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:47,180 So when you write another book. 342 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,180 Who says my book is contradictory? 343 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,180 Tizzint is a publisher. 344 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:53,140 Well, Ashes was your last book, Ashes, was contradicting Angela. 345 00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:55,860 Ashes was another side of the story. 346 00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:59,360 It was about the people who were happy, who lived on the land's limit. 347 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,140 My relatives. 348 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:00,660 Okay. 349 00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:01,440 Okay. 350 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,140 Who were happy. 351 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,240 They had a happy childhood. 352 00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:03,800 Yes. 353 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,100 We have a... 354 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:05,280 Sure. 355 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:05,760 Here we go. 356 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,560 Jerry Hannon didn't even write the book, Ashes. 357 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,580 It was written by a fellow by the name of Frank Hamilton. 358 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:12,540 Is that so, Jerry? 359 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,060 That is a total and absolute lie. 360 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:16,440 Jerry. 361 00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:17,480 That is a lie. 362 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:17,540 Jerry. 363 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,860 I'd like to see you disprove that. 364 00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:20,780 That is a lie. 365 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,280 And Frank Hamilton is in prison at the moment. 366 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:24,740 That is a lie. 367 00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:26,380 That is a lie. 368 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:28,620 That is how credible Jerry is. 369 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,620 Jerry Hannon is. 370 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:32,020 Is that the best you can come up with? 371 00:21:32,380 --> 00:21:32,580 All right. 372 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,880 You're pathetic, Jerry. 373 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:34,180 Okay. 374 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,300 You're pathetic, Jerry. 375 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:36,260 This is very much a... 376 00:21:36,260 --> 00:21:36,780 This is pathetic. 377 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,580 Very much a limerick row. 378 00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:39,300 It's a squabble. 379 00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:40,480 It's a squabble. 380 00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,400 And we're going to move on. 381 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:42,680 Nobody's interested at all. 382 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,000 Because we have to meet other people. 383 00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:48,440 So Frank McCord is going to stay with us for part two. 384 00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:53,820 And we're going to meet someone who's got an interesting spin on why we are a bit the way we are in Ireland. 385 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:58,380 I'm not sure that he can throw light on the kind of rows we generally have. 386 00:21:58,380 --> 00:21:58,480 He might. 387 00:21:58,720 --> 00:21:59,480 You never know. 388 00:21:59,480 --> 00:21:59,780 He might. 389 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,820 If you want to meet Frank, you'll be at Ethan's in Dublin tomorrow at half. 390 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:06,100 He's at 5 o'clock tomorrow as well. 391 00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:08,360 He'll be in Limerick on Sunday and Cork on Monday. 392 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:14,560 So if you've got crows to pick with Frank, you can do it in person at those locations. 393 00:22:14,820 --> 00:22:15,400 End of part one. 394 00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:17,840 Knowing me, knowing you. 395 00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:19,680 Fucking. 396 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,720 What a blast. 397 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:26,220 Now it's time to fight Crowser. 398 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,920 Neil Lennon, how are you? 399 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,260 Thank you very much. 400 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,360 Your friendly neighborhood Spider. 401 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:40,300 If you ever find yourself in Paisley, you've got a place to stay and you can get a carryout. 402 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,900 Does he live in Paisley, Neil Lennon? 403 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:43,980 Is he still with Celtic? 404 00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:47,260 Or is he with Jackie Brosnan? 405 00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:56,460 Jesus. 406 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,460 Thank you very much, Jesus. 407 00:22:59,000 --> 00:22:59,220 Women! 408 00:23:00,260 --> 00:23:01,020 Jimmy Jesus! 409 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:01,640 Women! 410 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:06,180 There's one in the north and the other in the east. 411 00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:07,980 And let me guess. 412 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:09,840 You got the last one. 413 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:10,120 Whatever. 414 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,040 It pretty much means you're on a tight leash. 415 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,580 Sounds like you thought this went out pretty well. 416 00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:21,580 You told Morgan well. 417 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,560 You told Morgan well. 418 00:23:25,260 --> 00:23:26,660 You told Morgan well. 419 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:26,780 You told Morgan well. 420 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,980 Fucking hell, mate. 421 00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:30,300 That stuff is a blast. 422 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,800 This is going to be... 423 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,420 This is really going to be a fucking... 424 00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:40,760 A mind melter. 425 00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:48,880 Crowser looks like a Burgheim regular. 426 00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:51,120 Crowser's the fella... 427 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:55,000 I believe there's a lad who sits in the corner of the Jacks just going, 428 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,380 Please hit my mouth. 429 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:57,240 That's Crowser. 430 00:23:59,300 --> 00:23:59,780 Please. 431 00:23:59,780 --> 00:24:01,680 I think he's begging you. 432 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:02,700 It's fucked up. 433 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:04,300 Alright. 434 00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:05,560 Let's have a little look now. 435 00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:16,740 I don't even know what I'm meant to do. 436 00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:18,760 Take the green herb. 437 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:25,900 Oh, fuck. 438 00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:31,020 I don't understand... 439 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:33,820 What I'm meant to be at... 440 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:34,440 With Crowser. 441 00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:38,280 This is Frank Hamilton now. 442 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,020 It's not even real fucking Crowser. 443 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,020 It's... 444 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:43,020 It's the dude who's in prison at the moment. 445 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,660 For sex crimes. 446 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,500 You're pathetic, Crowser. 447 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,780 You're pathetic, Crowser. 448 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:52,740 Jesus. 449 00:24:52,860 --> 00:24:53,580 He's fucking Nippy. 450 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,080 He's got the nip. 451 00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:55,880 He's got the hustle. 452 00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:57,120 He's Nipsey Hustle. 453 00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:01,580 Big shout out to Nipsey Hustle there. 454 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,220 Big man of Pat Kenny. 455 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,800 Pat Kenny was a big nipster. 456 00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:07,200 He was gutted. 457 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,060 And he fucking... 458 00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:11,700 Got iced. 459 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:16,560 Alright. 460 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:17,420 What we do here? 461 00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:19,100 Load up the fucking Magnum. 462 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:19,340 Sure. 463 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:27,880 What the fuck? 464 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:51,180 You told Nipsey Hustle. 465 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,060 You told... 466 00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:54,560 You said Nipsey Hustle. 467 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:56,240 You said Nipsey Hustle. 468 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,980 You made your pun. 469 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:06,480 Flashbang. 470 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,420 Get behind the groove. 471 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,320 Get behind the groove. 472 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:11,860 Oh, he's right there, man. 473 00:26:12,380 --> 00:26:12,940 He's ready. 474 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,660 Oh, Slashhulk. 475 00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:24,680 Oh, waste of a grenade. 476 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:27,120 Oh, waste of a grenade. 477 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,600 I don't hear every move. 478 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:32,920 Hmm. 479 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,220 I might as well just bite the bullet on this one. 480 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,100 It's going to take ages. 481 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,400 He's reloading too. 482 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:58,080 You hammered your Krauser. 483 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:03,240 You depicted him as a lazy, good-for-nothing whore. 484 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,820 You owe your Krauser an apology. 485 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,740 Krauser Carpenter's parents. 486 00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:16,120 Krauser Carpenter's family at least are watching in tonight. 487 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:17,980 You owe them an apology. 488 00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:23,320 The fuck am I... 489 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:35,840 There's no Krauser. 490 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:36,720 There's no Krauser. 491 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:37,980 It's a made-up name. 492 00:27:39,060 --> 00:27:40,520 There's no Lord Sadler. 493 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:41,640 It's a made-up name. 494 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,840 It's not a made-up name. 495 00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:47,100 Frank, you're going to tell more lies. 496 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:54,900 Krauser. 497 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:57,080 Krautrock, yeah? 498 00:27:58,220 --> 00:27:59,260 We like can. 499 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:00,580 Und. 500 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:03,980 Kraftfuck. 501 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,820 Damo Suzuki. 502 00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:12,380 What the fuck am I meant to do? 503 00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:14,140 Krauser... 504 00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:17,460 Krauser will be in a sentence on Sunday. 505 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,460 Signing his new book. 506 00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:20,140 Tis. 507 00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:22,740 Twas. 508 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,120 You're pathetic, Leon. 509 00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:32,120 I interviewed... 510 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:35,740 I interviewed over 70 contemporaries of Krauser. 511 00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:37,540 Myrick Allagher. 512 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,840 Described Krauser as the angel of the game. 513 00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:50,100 Oh, fuck. 514 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,760 I'm just going to throw... 515 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,320 This is going to be like the boss battle from the last day, 516 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,640 so it's going to take forever. 517 00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:58,540 Just drop something there. 518 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,220 I dropped the bollock. 519 00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:06,920 Do you have to use a knife, dear? 520 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:09,500 Knife him, okay. 521 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,120 Thank you. 522 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:20,360 TMP. 523 00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:21,300 He's not that bad. 524 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:35,100 Thank you. 525 00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,320 Seven seconds away. 526 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,300 I'll be waiting. 527 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:38,040 Gregarski. 528 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,240 Seven seconds away. 529 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,020 Thank you very much, Gregarski. 530 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,200 So, you two are all hooked up now, is that it? 531 00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:47,340 Where's Ashley? 532 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,680 Do you really want to know? 533 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,660 She's beyond that gate. 534 00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:57,520 But you'll need three insignias to open it. 535 00:29:58,260 --> 00:29:59,620 What are you going to do, Krauser? 536 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:04,320 There's one in the north, and the other in the east. 537 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,160 And let me guess. 538 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,140 You got the last one. 539 00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:13,240 It pretty much means you're on a tight leash. 540 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,760 Sounds like you thought this one out pretty well. 541 00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:28,840 Three opal insignias. 542 00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:32,880 Winning streak has come on a long way. 543 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,280 This is the fucking show now on a Saturday night. 544 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,660 You fight this lad, and you win three opal insignias. 545 00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:49,000 So I do this. 546 00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:55,940 Your man's an asshole. 547 00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:05,980 Jackie Sadler. 548 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:11,160 Why did you not discuss misery, miserable fucking lanes? 549 00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:32,400 I'll take that. 550 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,660 Fucking hell. 551 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:48,100 Angel of the game. 552 00:32:00,580 --> 00:32:01,640 Until what goes off? 553 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:02,340 What did he say? 554 00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:07,380 Okay. 555 00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:09,200 So I have to just knife the cunt. 556 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:15,840 That man. 557 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,880 I think I fucking will get him there. 558 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,000 Yes. 559 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:33,120 Yes. 560 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:33,120 Yes. 561 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:40,760 Good boy, Leon. 562 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,360 You're a good boy. 563 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:48,900 Shake it off. 564 00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:52,040 Prows is gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. 565 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,800 Willie Harrell's gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake. 566 00:32:57,140 --> 00:32:57,980 Shake it off. 567 00:32:58,380 --> 00:32:59,080 Shake him off. 568 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:07,000 Fucking Magnum to the chops Willie Harrod style two by four piece of wood there Willie. Oh 569 00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:28,200 Memories of Shenmuey not yet man. It's not gonna get that bad 570 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:41,000 James thank you very much James keeping the dream alive James and thank you very much for that you are a 571 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,760 James 572 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,920 TMP no time to reload though 573 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:05,820 Oh nice nice nice nice after dark 574 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,380 Where is he at the timer on the lock gone up yet? 575 00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:34,760 There we go first bit first bit 576 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,320 Willy Hauser 577 00:35:02,980 --> 00:35:04,980 You told Willy Krauser 578 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:12,520 It's a great situation 579 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,700 Better hustling and hurrying there from Krauser 580 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:19,700 We need the insignia 581 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:24,540 Hang on ammo 582 00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:32,160 She was a deadhead 583 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,540 She was a druggie 584 00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:35,900 No, she liked the Grateful Dead 585 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,040 Oh, I'm sorry 586 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:41,440 She was a druggie 587 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,520 She was a druggie 588 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,740 This man had a dream 589 00:35:45,740 --> 00:35:50,520 Martin Luther King 590 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,700 Had a dream 591 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,480 That dream didn't come true 592 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,180 He was assassinated 593 00:35:55,180 --> 00:36:02,100 On Network 2 594 00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:02,840 On Network 2 595 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:07,680 Willy Harrell driving for Ferrari now 596 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:12,780 Willy Harrell 597 00:36:12,780 --> 00:36:15,040 On Network 2 598 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,960 Is this 599 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:27,640 Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Krauser 600 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,140 If you think how Leon's done 601 00:36:31,140 --> 00:36:33,660 Feeling afraid? 602 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:37,220 I'm not afraid 603 00:36:37,220 --> 00:36:39,720 You're gonna make up more lies 604 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:42,500 Fucking dodgy man 605 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,420 He's a slasher 606 00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:45,160 Fucking slasher 607 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,620 I've got no fucking aids 608 00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:57,960 Time to take out the striker 609 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,580 Time to take out the magnum 610 00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:01,880 Network 2 611 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,440 Frank McCord 612 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,900 He loves his flashbangs 613 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:05,900 He loves his flashbangs 614 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:06,300 Doesn't he? 615 00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:10,860 He's big into flashbang 616 00:37:10,860 --> 00:37:11,180 Yeah 617 00:37:11,180 --> 00:37:13,240 He was big into flashdance as well 618 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:13,680 The cunt 619 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,760 That's why he paints himself up 620 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,700 To the hilt 621 00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:21,200 He goes dancing 622 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:21,860 Then the weekend 623 00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:22,700 Goes jiving 624 00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:27,440 You're pathetic Krauser 625 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,620 Krauser didn't even write the book 626 00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:31,220 Ashes 627 00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:33,760 It was written by a guy called Salazar 628 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,560 Who's dead now 629 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,140 After Leon killed him 630 00:37:37,140 --> 00:37:38,340 For sex crimes 631 00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:41,060 That is a total announcement 632 00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:42,580 What a fucking quick shot 633 00:37:42,580 --> 00:37:43,640 Sweet 634 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,480 But I have an aids for his win 635 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:52,360 I think it might fucking work 636 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,560 I think it's coming together anyway 637 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,500 She was a deadhead 638 00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:58,520 Oh she was a druggie 639 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,860 She was a druggie 640 00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:03,560 Your daughter was a druggie 641 00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:10,560 Is that the best you can come up with? 642 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,560 The best you can come up with? 643 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,560 Is that a fucking... 644 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,560 Shoot that fucking hook? 645 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:20,560 No? 646 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:20,960 No? 647 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:43,800 Insignia 1 648 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,900 Orpal Insignia 649 00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:53,900 Palates? 650 00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:56,000 He wants to fucking bring palates 651 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:56,380 Does he? 652 00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:57,460 I don't know if you 653 00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:59,160 Can't bring order or balance 654 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,600 Or balance 655 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,740 You don't seriously think 656 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,280 A conservative mind 657 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,880 Can chart a new course 658 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:05,580 For the world 659 00:39:05,580 --> 00:39:06,080 Do you? 660 00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:08,700 Okay back to him 661 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:12,180 The holy beast 662 00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:13,440 In the name of the father 663 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:14,200 Son 664 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,420 And the holy beast 665 00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:16,520 Panther 666 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:20,580 Please offer each other 667 00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:21,720 The sign of the beast 668 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:27,220 That's the new one in mass now 669 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:33,760 Please offer each other 670 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,920 The sign of the beast 671 00:39:34,920 --> 00:40:04,900 Don't just stand 672 00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:06,640 Come out and fight like a man 673 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,700 I'm not falling for that one 674 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,640 Just trying to have fun 675 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,400 Just trying to have fun 676 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:17,400 Fucking strange man 677 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:27,180 Will you trade the uh 678 00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:28,180 Will you trade a beast 679 00:40:28,180 --> 00:40:29,580 For a fucking pallet, Krauser? 680 00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:32,000 You're a madman for pallets 681 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,460 I've got the forklift license 682 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:36,500 Let's team up 683 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,740 We'll fucking clean up 684 00:40:38,740 --> 00:40:40,440 No 685 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:46,660 No, please Krauser 686 00:40:46,660 --> 00:40:47,620 You can't 687 00:40:47,620 --> 00:41:00,360 You hammered your krauser 688 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:04,160 Nice flip, cunt 689 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:10,240 Eat lead 690 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:11,740 Eat shit 691 00:41:11,740 --> 00:41:22,580 You're gonna shoot more bullets! 692 00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:24,580 No! 693 00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:44,820 I'll fucking die. 694 00:41:44,820 --> 00:42:11,760 Okay, thanks very much. 695 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:23,140 The Mortonator, thank you very much, the Mortonator. 696 00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:25,200 Oh, see that? 697 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:33,700 Scum. 698 00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:38,700 Back to talking with ya. 699 00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:54,080 The late Jim Kenney said that Frank McCourt's book was an accurate portrayal of the way things were at that time. 700 00:42:54,080 --> 00:43:00,460 Pat, you're a journalist, you've heard the research. 701 00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:05,460 Pieces are missing. 702 00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:20,840 Crowser drove all the way from Limerick to be here. 703 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:25,220 Crowser McCourt. 704 00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:27,220 Tis. 705 00:43:27,220 --> 00:43:31,220 I'll tis in my ass. 706 00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:36,220 It's a very Limerick squat. 707 00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:38,600 He's gonna knife my throat. 708 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:39,600 Shot. 709 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,600 Oh. 710 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,600 Oh, man. 711 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,600 Ha. 712 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,600 Ha. 713 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,600 Ha. 714 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,600 Pawn there in the chat saying reload. 715 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:48,600 I know. 716 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,600 I know. 717 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,600 I know. 718 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,600 I don't know, that's a thing. 719 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:58,980 Maybe a grenade will fucking make him pee. 720 00:43:58,980 --> 00:44:00,980 Better blacktail then. 721 00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:10,900 Nothing to hit the combat now. 722 00:44:12,980 --> 00:44:14,980 Do this. 723 00:44:14,980 --> 00:44:18,980 That's what I'm talking about. 724 00:44:22,980 --> 00:44:24,980 Ugh! 725 00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:30,980 Do this all day. 726 00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,980 You troll Willy Harold! 727 00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:40,980 Flash and knife. 728 00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:42,980 It's the only way. Flash and knife. 729 00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:44,980 Look at this. 730 00:44:58,980 --> 00:45:00,980 Look at this. 731 00:45:00,980 --> 00:45:02,980 Why did you not discuss your well paid employment? 732 00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:04,980 With Jackal Brasman. 733 00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:08,980 Goldie but Goldie. 734 00:45:10,980 --> 00:45:12,980 Look at this. Droneo. 735 00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:16,980 I didn't realize this was fucking... 736 00:45:18,980 --> 00:45:20,980 What do we call it? 737 00:45:22,980 --> 00:45:24,980 Half-life. 738 00:45:28,980 --> 00:45:30,980 Has he got these guys spooking me out? 739 00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:36,980 You're gonna tell more lies, Krauser. 740 00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:42,980 Fuck. 741 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:50,980 It's gonna be a waste of time. 742 00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:52,980 Waste of time. 743 00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:55,980 Good man. 744 00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:57,980 *Sigh* 745 00:46:22,940 --> 00:46:24,940 Dodge first, shoot after, okay 746 00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:26,940 *Sigh* 747 00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:32,940 Waste time anyway because I've used the aid spree, he's gonna kill me now 748 00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:34,940 *Sigh* 749 00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:38,940 Herb you missed, can I get it again Drew? 750 00:46:38,940 --> 00:46:40,940 Green Peacock 751 00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:47,940 We're back after the commercial break with Krauser and Leon talking about the acryphal trail of war at this time 752 00:46:47,940 --> 00:46:49,940 *Sigh* 753 00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:55,900 The Holy Beast, yo man you just gotta piece the Holy Beast, Panthe 754 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:57,900 *Sigh* 755 00:46:57,900 --> 00:46:59,900 *Sigh* 756 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,900 *Sigh* 757 00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:03,900 *Sigh* 758 00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:05,900 *Sigh* 759 00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:07,900 *Sigh* 760 00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:09,900 *Sigh* 761 00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:11,900 *Sigh* 762 00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:13,900 *Sigh* 763 00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:15,900 *Sigh* 764 00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:17,900 *Sigh* 765 00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:19,900 *Sigh* 766 00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:30,040 now that's your holy beast out now take that crowser you fucking lizard you're gonna tell 767 00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:38,320 more lizards you're gonna sell more lizards I interviewed over 40 lizards were a contemporary 768 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:46,660 of Frank McCourt back in the day the Komodo dragon said the late Komodo dragon said the 769 00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:54,340 Frank McCourt was an accurate portrayal of lizards at that time Frank Pat you've heard you're a 770 00:47:54,340 --> 00:48:01,600 journalist you've heard of lizards I interviewed over 50 lizards in a lizard's enclosure in the zoo 771 00:48:10,060 --> 00:48:11,740 you had enough time now 772 00:48:11,740 --> 00:48:26,260 I can see your every move 773 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:51,940 you're fucked you just take these and see what it does you can't you can't even use them 774 00:48:56,820 --> 00:49:00,580 Pat I interviewed a bearded dragon 775 00:49:00,580 --> 00:49:18,580 contemporary of Frank of course he describes Jackie Gallagher as the angel of the leads the late 776 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:26,820 oh fucking hell you've made your lizard Jerry 777 00:49:26,820 --> 00:49:32,800 okay thanks very much 778 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:42,580 I had an old saying when he was a child and he had a dream and the dream actually came true say the 779 00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:59,860 following day or a couple of days after and she said that's your dream out now. The following day or a couple of days after and she said that's your dream out now. Well I think in his case dreams. That's your dream out now. That's your dream out now. That's your dream out now. 780 00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:26,080 Fucking Willy Harrell is going to come out of nowhere here. Come on man give me some fucking chance. That's your dream out now. That's your dream out now. 781 00:50:28,820 --> 00:50:46,140 Frank Pat. Frank Pat. 782 00:50:49,040 --> 00:51:01,420 You've heard of research. I interviewed over 70 contemporaries of Ayman al-Zakarway. I interviewed Al Qaeda in Iraq. They said Angela McCourt was the angel of the names. 783 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,720 The late Jim Kemmy. 784 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:33,620 Okay, we're ready to rock. 785 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,740 No herping, no herping, no... 786 00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:44,100 No aid spray. 787 00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:46,640 No aid at Wong spree. 788 00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,440 Nothing around here. 789 00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:54,580 The late Jim Kimmy. 790 00:51:58,300 --> 00:52:02,000 Jim Kimmy, Pat, with all due respect, is a friend of Frank McCords. 791 00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:06,080 No, he's not. I met him just before he died. 792 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:06,920 So you're a liar. 793 00:52:11,180 --> 00:52:12,660 Not a made-up name, Krauser. 794 00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:13,880 You're gonna tell more lies. 795 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,660 How is he not fucking taking... 796 00:52:15,660 --> 00:52:17,940 He took those bullets like a champ. 797 00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:20,200 Championship manager. 798 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,800 You brought Burnley up from the third division to the premiership hat. 799 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:27,280 You know, you're a journalist. 800 00:52:27,420 --> 00:52:28,160 You've heard of research. 801 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,200 You've played championship manager season 0-1-0-2. 802 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,040 Fucking hell. 803 00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:36,040 Fucking hell. 804 00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,000 This guy's a machine. 805 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,320 Do you want to take this? 806 00:52:45,460 --> 00:52:46,700 Or what do you want to do with it, man? 807 00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:49,120 Doodle bug. 808 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:53,800 The late Jim Kimmy. 809 00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:58,800 Fuck off. 810 00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:58,800 Fuck off. 811 00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:58,800 Fuck off. 812 00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:58,800 Fuck off. 813 00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:58,920 Fuck off. 814 00:53:08,580 --> 00:53:08,800 Good, Leo. 815 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,260 Sun's got a horn for the grenades. 816 00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:22,000 You've made your point. 817 00:53:22,340 --> 00:53:22,560 You've made your point. 818 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:38,340 I can see... 819 00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:40,280 Oh my God. 820 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:52,500 Can someone in the chat tell me what to do now when I get to the angel of the gates? 821 00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:54,000 The next section. 822 00:53:56,460 --> 00:53:57,260 Flash him. 823 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:58,220 You'll get free hits. 824 00:53:59,680 --> 00:53:59,980 Okay. 825 00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:05,700 Should I take the spray now or should I spray later? 826 00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:18,980 Grab the herb right before the stairs. 827 00:54:19,420 --> 00:54:20,720 Where is the herb before the stairs? 828 00:54:20,820 --> 00:54:21,720 Is there a green one, is there? 829 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:24,640 When you're red, okay. 830 00:54:27,980 --> 00:54:30,660 I got the green herb right before the stairs. 831 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:35,020 There was a green herb right before the stairs. 832 00:54:35,180 --> 00:54:35,520 Where? 833 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:37,480 Oh yeah. 834 00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:38,060 Thank you. 835 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,020 Now we'll save that for the red. 836 00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:42,700 We're good to go. 837 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:45,280 We're fucking good to go. 838 00:54:45,580 --> 00:54:46,420 The late Jim Kimmy. 839 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,000 Seven seconds away. 840 00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:51,500 I'll be waiting. 841 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,080 Boko do sankema. 842 00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:54,720 Seven seconds away. 843 00:54:54,980 --> 00:54:59,400 Just before we go into this, we need a blast just to get us going, to hype us up. 844 00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:04,420 I had an old saying when he was a child and he had a dream and the dream actually came true, 845 00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,480 say the following day or a couple of days after. 846 00:55:06,580 --> 00:55:08,460 And she said, that's your dream out now. 847 00:55:09,020 --> 00:55:13,460 Well, I think in his case, dreams really have come true for him, even if it's a bit late in the day. 848 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:13,960 Tell you talking. 849 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,180 Because he's 69 years old. 850 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:21,280 He sold, I think it's about five million copies of his first book, which many of you I'm sure have read. 851 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,560 It's called Angela's Ashes. 852 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:24,500 Also earned him a Pulitzer Prize. 853 00:55:24,620 --> 00:55:26,200 Now, his new book is called Tiz. 854 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:31,660 His new book is called Tiz. 855 00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:31,740 Tiz. 856 00:55:32,460 --> 00:55:32,640 Woo! 857 00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:34,280 Tiz. 858 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,360 Opal Insignia. 859 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:41,780 Opal Sesame Man. 860 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,340 What do you intend to do restoring Umbrella? 861 00:55:46,340 --> 00:55:50,300 To bring order and balance to this insane world of ours. 862 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,700 His new book is called Balance. 863 00:55:54,920 --> 00:56:01,020 You don't seriously think a conservative mind can chart a new course for the world, do you? 864 00:56:01,020 --> 00:56:02,020 Crouser. 865 00:56:07,540 --> 00:56:15,180 Crouser's got the herb, man. 866 00:56:15,180 --> 00:56:15,180 Crouser's got the herb, man. 867 00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:24,100 This should be it. 868 00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:32,940 Right. 869 00:56:32,940 --> 00:56:33,540 Crouser. 870 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:43,960 He's running. 871 00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:45,660 He's doing laps of the fucking Crouser. 872 00:56:51,220 --> 00:56:51,780 Someone said... 873 00:56:52,780 --> 00:56:54,340 Willie Hart to use this. 874 00:56:54,580 --> 00:56:55,140 Someone use this. 875 00:56:57,780 --> 00:56:58,440 Bring him over here. 876 00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:01,160 Don't just stand there. 877 00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:02,620 Come out and fight like a man. 878 00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:04,620 I'm not falling for that one. 879 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,580 Just trying to have fun. 880 00:57:08,620 --> 00:57:09,800 Have a bit of fun, man. 881 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,720 Want to come down here and have a bit of fun? 882 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:11,740 Come down here and have a bit of fun? 883 00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:31,900 Oh, tiffed. 884 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:41,320 Fuck me, man. 885 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:45,320 I don't know what to do here because if I shoot, he still comes at me. 886 00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:46,680 Alright. 887 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:01,520 Cue man food. 888 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,520 Good night and God bless. 889 00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,100 Time for a fucking razzmatazz. 890 00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:19,380 Should I use these razzmatazz machines, the big guns, or should I just hit them with the TMP? 891 00:58:20,460 --> 00:58:21,320 Tell more lies. 892 00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:23,240 Use your knife. 893 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:24,080 Fuck that. 894 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:34,560 TMP to the knee. 895 00:58:39,060 --> 00:58:39,920 For the stone. 896 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:40,680 Big guns. 897 00:58:41,620 --> 00:58:43,060 Tell more pies, then knife. 898 00:58:43,580 --> 00:58:44,140 Flashbang. 899 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:45,920 Tell more porkies. 900 00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:46,440 Do it. 901 00:58:46,540 --> 00:58:47,140 Use the knife. 902 00:58:47,540 --> 00:58:48,180 Give him a kiss. 903 00:58:50,380 --> 00:58:51,740 Knife is the only way, is it? 904 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:52,060 Fuck. 905 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:54,460 Maybe it is. 906 00:58:54,460 --> 00:59:06,140 That's what I'm talking about. 907 00:59:06,140 --> 00:59:07,660 I can see your every move. 908 00:59:07,660 --> 00:59:23,420 Fuck off. 909 00:59:23,420 --> 00:59:23,440 Fuck off. 910 00:59:26,340 --> 00:59:27,260 Jim came me. 911 00:59:27,260 --> 00:59:36,340 Why is it not giving me the option there to do a little flip? 912 00:59:36,340 --> 00:59:38,720 I can see your every move. 913 00:59:44,140 --> 01:00:11,140 *Mario's voice* 914 01:00:11,140 --> 01:00:26,140 He knocked his fucking hat off. Oh great. Who's moving that? Oh no, a little push-pull puzzle in the middle of a fucking chaos collective. 915 01:00:26,140 --> 01:00:30,140 *Mario's voice* 916 01:00:30,140 --> 01:00:40,140 *Mario's voice* 917 01:00:40,140 --> 01:01:10,120 I'm sorry. 918 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:12,120 I'm sorry. 919 01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,120 I'm sorry. 920 01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:23,520 That's injustice! 921 01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:24,480 Okay, thanks very much. 922 01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:30,240 Where am I going? 923 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:32,240 Come on. 924 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,240 Come on. 925 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:36,240 Come on. 926 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,240 Come on. 927 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:40,240 Come on. 928 01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:42,240 Come on. 929 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,240 Come on. 930 01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,240 Come on. 931 01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:48,240 Come on. 932 01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,240 Come on. 933 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,240 Come on. 934 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,240 Come on. 935 01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:56,240 Come on. 936 01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,240 Come on. 937 01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,240 Come on. 938 01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:02,240 Good. 939 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,240 Good, Leon. 940 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,240 Oh, where are you? 941 01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,240 Don't be cheeky. 942 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,240 Don't be cheeky. 943 01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,240 Two more pieces, where's the other fucking pieces? 944 01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,240 *Sigh* 945 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,240 That's a bitchy 946 01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,240 *Sigh* 947 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,240 These guys 948 01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:04,240 *Sigh* 949 01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:18,240 What fucking use were they? 950 01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:26,240 He's gonna pop out of here now like a pop out twat 951 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,240 No! 952 01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:30,240 *Sigh* 953 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:31,240 *Sigh* 954 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:41,240 I'll wait till I'm red 955 01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:59,240 To the half-life there 956 01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:22,240 Did I miss any herbs? 957 01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:40,240 Oh fuck! 958 01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:50,240 Awww, Contish 959 01:04:50,240 --> 01:05:20,220 I don't know. 960 01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:26,100 What is it that you fight for, comrade? 961 01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:27,260 Just a bit of crack. 962 01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:28,900 My past, I suppose. 963 01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:31,540 Umbrella. 964 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:39,100 The herb as well. 965 01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:41,060 Probably in yellow useless. 966 01:05:41,060 --> 01:05:51,520 Oh, are you fucking serious? 967 01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:52,520 Yes. 968 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:59,520 *Gunshot* 969 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:01,520 *Gunshot* 970 01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:03,520 *Gunshot* 971 01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:31,520 *Gunshot* 972 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,520 *Gunshot* 973 01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:34,520 *Gunshot* 974 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,520 Holy beast? 975 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,520 *Gunshot* 976 01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,520 *Gunshot* 977 01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:42,520 He's took the top off! 978 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:44,520 *Gunshot* 979 01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:45,520 *Gunshot* 980 01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:46,520 *Gunshot* 981 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:47,520 *Gunshot* 982 01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:48,520 *Gunshot* 983 01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:49,520 He's ripped! 984 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,520 He's the angel of the gains! 985 01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:52,520 *Gunshot* 986 01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:53,520 *Gunshot* 987 01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:55,520 *Gunshot* 988 01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:57,520 For fuck's sake, he is serious! 989 01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:59,520 *Gunshot* 990 01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:01,520 *Gunshot* 991 01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:02,520 *Gunshot* 992 01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:03,520 Witness the power! 993 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:04,520 *Gunshot* 994 01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:06,520 You've lost it completely, Crowser. 995 01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:07,520 *Gunshot* 996 01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:08,520 You've lost your mind, you cunt. 997 01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:10,520 Prepare for your death, Leon. 998 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:40,500 Oh, my God. 999 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:47,940 This is fucked. 1000 01:07:47,940 --> 01:08:07,240 Fuck yeah. 1001 01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:12,240 Fuck. 1002 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:16,840 Oh, I'm gooshed. 1003 01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:18,840 Fuck. 1004 01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:20,840 Fuck. 1005 01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:22,840 Fuck. 1006 01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:24,840 Fuck. 1007 01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,840 Fuck. 1008 01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:28,840 Fuck. 1009 01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:30,840 Fuck. 1010 01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:32,840 Fuck. 1011 01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:34,840 Fuck. 1012 01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:36,840 Fuck. 1013 01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:38,840 Fuck. 1014 01:08:38,840 --> 01:09:08,820 I'm going to go. 1015 01:09:08,820 --> 01:09:34,720 Oh, yeah, that's class. Class. Fucking use it. What have we got? Jackal time. Come on. How's that not working? 1016 01:09:34,720 --> 01:10:03,140 You got to knife him. People keep saying you got to knife him. I don't fucking believe it. I don't believe it. 1017 01:10:03,140 --> 01:10:28,840 Oh, fucking missed. 1018 01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:34,420 Oh, I can't. 1019 01:10:34,420 --> 01:10:41,420 Oh, fuck. 1020 01:10:41,420 --> 01:10:43,420 *Gunshot* 1021 01:10:43,420 --> 01:10:45,420 *Gunshot* 1022 01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:47,420 Is that enough? 1023 01:10:47,420 --> 01:10:49,420 *Gunshot* 1024 01:10:49,420 --> 01:10:51,420 *Gunshot* 1025 01:10:51,420 --> 01:10:53,420 *Gunshot* 1026 01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:55,420 Thank you fuck 1027 01:10:55,420 --> 01:10:57,420 That's injustice! 1028 01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:59,420 Okay, thanks very much. 1029 01:10:59,420 --> 01:11:01,420 You need to be confronted for your moralizing and your hypocrisy. 1030 01:11:01,420 --> 01:11:03,420 Moralizing, pontificating. 1031 01:11:03,420 --> 01:11:07,420 You need to be confronted for your moralizing and your hypocrisy. 1032 01:11:07,420 --> 01:11:09,420 Six hundred thousand pounds. 1033 01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:11,420 Such exaggerated pay! 1034 01:11:11,420 --> 01:11:13,420 Under what condition? 1035 01:11:13,420 --> 01:11:15,420 The license fee! 1036 01:11:17,420 --> 01:11:19,420 Crouser. 1037 01:11:19,420 --> 01:11:21,420 What happened to you man? 1038 01:11:21,420 --> 01:11:23,420 You used to be fucking sound man! 1039 01:11:23,420 --> 01:11:25,420 *Gunshot* 1040 01:11:25,420 --> 01:11:27,420 Yeah Crouser 1041 01:11:27,420 --> 01:11:29,420 Crouser went bye-bye man! 1042 01:11:29,420 --> 01:11:31,420 *Gunshot* 1043 01:11:31,420 --> 01:11:33,420 Woo! 1044 01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:35,420 *Gunshot* 1045 01:11:35,420 --> 01:11:37,420 *Gunshot* 1046 01:11:37,420 --> 01:11:39,420 *Gunshot* 1047 01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:44,940 child and he had a dream and the dream actually came true say a couple of days after and she said 1048 01:11:44,940 --> 01:11:50,540 that's your dream out now well i think in his case dreams really have come true for him even if it's 1049 01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:56,860 a bit late in the day because he's 69 years of age he sold i think it's about five million copies 1050 01:11:56,860 --> 01:12:01,740 of his first book which many of you i'm sure have read it's called angela's ashes also earned him a 1051 01:12:01,740 --> 01:12:06,900 pulitzer prize now his new book is called tis it's uh just out it's also racing up the bestseller 1052 01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:17,520 lists will you welcome please mr frank mccourt hold on there now we'll see if jerry is in the 1053 01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:22,760 audience there and what what's his game book is called tis it's uh just out it's also racing up 1054 01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:25,660 the bestseller lists will you welcome please mr frank mccourt 1055 01:12:25,660 --> 01:12:34,500 is at the far end of the studio there is frank mccourt's wife 1056 01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:42,600 and jerry is over here somewhere over there 1057 01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:47,560 he's over there look there he is that's his head there 1058 01:12:47,560 --> 01:13:00,940 any audience shots there now 1059 01:13:00,940 --> 01:13:16,840 it was with her consent was it with her consent frank 1060 01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:25,160 right was it was no teresa comedy it's a made-up name it's not a made-up name you named her mother 1061 01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:37,620 you're gonna tell more lies now are you right right i have to i have to hurry there's no time for fucking around 1062 01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:45,320 great stuff fantastic 1063 01:13:45,320 --> 01:14:11,280 oh the chapter the game that's the fucking job good night god bless 1064 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:18,380 good night and god bless 1065 01:14:18,380 --> 01:14:24,820 yeah 1066 01:14:24,820 --> 01:14:25,820 The... 1067 01:14:25,820 --> 01:14:55,800 I'm a liar. 1068 01:14:55,800 --> 01:15:24,200 You are a liar. You are a liar. Number two, Frank McCord. Why are you so obsessed with me? Because Frank, Jesus Christ up in heaven. You hammered your mother. 1069 01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:42,200 You depict her as a lazy, smart, good for nothing, whore. That's what you depicted your mother as. You owe your mother an apology. 1070 01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:55,300 Teresa Carmody's parents, Teresa Carmody's family at least, are looking into this program tonight. 1071 01:15:55,300 --> 01:16:14,480 I drove from Limerick tonight to make three points. I want to make them. You've censored me before, Pat. You're not censoring me again. 1072 01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:30,200 When did I censor you very well? Number three, you censored me, you interviewed me, you gave me a 20-minute interview, and without explanation you chopped it on your radio program. 1073 01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:41,260 We often chopped. That is for lack. Absolutely. Number three, number three, number three, number three, Frank. 1074 01:16:42,200 --> 01:17:01,860 Why is this miserable childhood that you had in Limerick? This so-called miserable childhood that you've, you've, you've, you've, you've peddled your lies all over the world, right? 1075 01:17:02,860 --> 01:17:15,460 Miserable in Limerick, miserable in Limerick, miserable people of Limerick, misery, misery, misery, misery, the whole flippin' way. 1076 01:17:15,460 --> 01:17:26,080 If that's the case, why did you not discuss your well-paid employment? 1077 01:17:27,860 --> 01:17:30,460 With Jackie Brosnan? 1078 01:17:30,860 --> 01:17:41,860 Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's Spy Scout movement? 1079 01:17:43,580 --> 01:17:45,460 You never discussed it. 1080 01:17:45,460 --> 01:17:53,300 Okay, but the same way as I did the discuss, St. Joseph's Spy Scout was the elite Spy Scout movement. 1081 01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:55,740 You've had enough time now. 1082 01:17:55,740 --> 01:17:58,460 Hang on, Jerry, Jerry, you are a liar. You're a liar. 1083 01:17:58,460 --> 01:18:02,160 Jerry, can I ask you one question, and I think it's the reason Frank was asking how old you were, is that he's writing about time from before you were born. 1084 01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:03,460 Thank you, er, a pleasure. I mean, it's not so- 1085 01:18:03,460 --> 01:18:09,460 Very journalists do hard of research. I have interviewed over 70 people that are contemporaries of writing the court. I interviewed Myra Ballacher. She describes Angela McCourt as the angel of the lens. 1086 01:18:09,460 --> 01:18:10,460 So he's writing up time. 1087 01:18:10,460 --> 01:18:40,440 Of the way to over 70 people that are contemporaries of Frank McCord. I introduce Myra Ballacher. She describes Angel McCord as the Angel of the Lens. 1088 01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:46,940 Description of the way things were. Jim Cammie with all due respect. He's very close friend Frank. I met him just before he died. 1089 01:18:46,940 --> 01:18:59,040 Fuck it. Right. We'll see you later on anyway. Thanks for tuning in and turning on and dropping out. Angel of the Lens. Good night. God bless. We'll see you later. Sleep tight. Good luck. 1090 01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:08,300 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? Because that stuff was a blast. Watch out. There's a fucking fighter jet coming down. We'll go. 1091 01:19:13,940 --> 01:19:17,700 See you later. Good luck. 1092 01:19:18,660 --> 01:19:20,040 Good night and got me left. 1093 01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:27,620 You told Willie Harold. 1094 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,440 Good night and got me left. 1095 01:19:31,780 --> 01:19:32,860 That's the injustice. 1096 01:19:33,020 --> 01:19:33,780 Okay. Thanks very much.