1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 *Bah* 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 *Bah* 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 *Bah* 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 *Bah* 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,000 *Bah* 6 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:17,000 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 8 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:27,000 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing. 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it. 10 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:46,000 You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft. Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 11 00:00:46,000 --> 00:01:02,300 Good reply by Ostapenko. 12 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:17,300 Just a little bit of luck for that first point for On. 13 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:29,300 Weston gets it done. I'm sure you can hear the roar. 14 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:41,300 That catches the sideline. 15 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:56,300 Solid service hole for Ostapenko. Did she ever need that? She's still down a break here in the second. 16 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:59,300 One! 17 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:08,300 That's some good hitting again Ostapenko. Just so dangerous when she's inside the court. 18 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:10,300 Give me Ostapenko. 19 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:30,300 *Machine Guns* 20 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:38,300 Team walks whirly down the street, with a rim pulled way down low. Ain't no sound but the sound of feet. Machine Guns ready to go. 21 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:47,300 Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the doorway of the bullet strip? To the south of the beach? 22 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,300 *Machine Guns* 23 00:02:49,300 --> 00:03:04,300 Another one drives a bus. Another one drives a bus. Another one down. Another one drives a bus. Another one drives a bus. 24 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:06,300 *Machine Guns* 25 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:13,300 *Machine Guns* 26 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:14,300 *Machine Guns* 27 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,300 *Machine Guns* 28 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:16,300 *Machine Guns* 29 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:17,300 *Machine Guns* 30 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:20,060 You took me for everything that I had. 31 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:21,880 Kicked me out of my own. 32 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,380 Are you ready? 33 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:24,700 Are you ready for bus? 34 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:26,420 How long can you stand the rain? 35 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:35,820 Another one drives the dust. 36 00:03:37,820 --> 00:03:39,420 Another one bites the bus. 37 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:42,100 And another one gone. 38 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,780 Another one drives the bus. 39 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,460 I'm gonna get you too. 40 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,100 Another one drives the bus. 41 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:56,540 All right. 42 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:57,300 Come on. 43 00:03:58,340 --> 00:03:59,140 Let's hear it. 44 00:04:00,060 --> 00:04:00,900 Oh yeah. 45 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:02,660 Take it baby. 46 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:03,420 All right. 47 00:04:04,340 --> 00:04:05,980 You know what I'm saying. 48 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:08,180 Another one bites the dust. 49 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:10,300 Another one bites the dust. 50 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,500 Another one drives the bus. 51 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,140 Another one drives the bus. 52 00:04:14,140 --> 00:04:28,980 Another one drives the bus. 53 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:31,200 Another one drives the bus. 54 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,420 Another one drives the bus. 55 00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:35,620 Another one drives the bus. 56 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:39,940 Another one drives the bus. 57 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:51,460 One chicken. 58 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:52,240 How are you doing? 59 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,160 Would you like to drive? 60 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,020 Would you like to sit on the bus as I'm driving? 61 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,620 Now, do you rig your one? 62 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:08,540 Yes, of course. 63 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:10,600 Have you got the money for me? 64 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:11,660 Good man. 65 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:15,440 Three years he back. 66 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,320 Good man yourself. 67 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:39,380 Sweet. 68 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:40,880 Sweet as a nut. 69 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,160 But are nuts sweet? 70 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:44,760 That's the question we do. 71 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,640 We're asking ourselves on a daily basis. 72 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:52,920 I suppose if you put a bit of sugar on the nuts before you eat them, you're in for... 73 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,220 Then you're in for a sweet nut. 74 00:05:58,980 --> 00:05:59,720 How are you getting that? 75 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,340 And there ain't nothing wrong with that piece of news. 76 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:06,220 How are you getting that? 77 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:06,220 How are you getting that? 78 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:12,560 Jesus, I thought that was the twin towers up there and then... 79 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:13,560 I thought that was the twin towers up there and then... 80 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,300 But there's three of them. 81 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:21,280 And also, they wouldn't be there because it's been 18 years since the bastards brought them down. 82 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:21,940 I tell you... 83 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:25,620 I tell you now... 84 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:26,620 I tell you now... 85 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:29,500 It's been 18 years since those bastards brought those fucking... 86 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:30,620 Those buildings down and... 87 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:34,340 We're still no closer to finding out the true cause of the evil. 88 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:36,620 I tell you now... 89 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:36,620 I tell you now... 90 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:37,620 I tell you now... 91 00:06:37,620 --> 00:06:38,620 I tell you now... 92 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:39,620 I tell you now... 93 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:40,620 How are you getting that? 94 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:41,620 It's an awful shame. 95 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:42,620 I don't have a business donating. 96 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:43,620 I tell you now... 97 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:43,620 I tell you now... 98 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:44,620 I tell you now... 99 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:45,620 I tell you now... 100 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:46,620 I tell you now... 101 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:47,620 I tell you now... 102 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:48,620 I tell you now... 103 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:49,620 I tell you now... 104 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:50,620 I tell you now... 105 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:51,620 I tell you now... 106 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:52,620 I tell you now... 107 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:53,620 How are you getting that? 108 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:54,620 I tell you now... 109 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:55,620 Next stop... 110 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:56,620 Nutrivor Research Lab... 111 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:57,620 Garnier Nutris... 112 00:06:57,620 --> 00:06:58,620 Here we are... 113 00:06:58,620 --> 00:06:59,620 Garnier Nutris... 114 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:00,620 Here we are... 115 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:01,620 Garnier Nutris... 116 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:02,620 Anybody want to get off here... 117 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:03,620 Garnier Nutris... 118 00:07:03,620 --> 00:07:10,200 garnia new trees with a few headers wanting to get we have a few headbangers trying to get on the 119 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:18,880 bus as well this fella here wearing a fucking lion shirt now how are you 120 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:27,680 wild we've got a wild a wild top on it's a wild shirt made in taiwan 121 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:42,320 cheap cheap and cheerful now you want a student ticket you can have one oh yeah now let's see where we 122 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:50,420 we have to go now with this now three of those 123 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:09,200 and one euro back to you good man yourself good man yourself good man yourself good man yourself 124 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:16,480 yep 125 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:35,280 how are you all there now i hope you're well in the in the chat patrick and brendan and kieran and eddie i hope you're all doing well 126 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,520 i hope you're all doing well 127 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:48,400 how are you doing a bit of donating anaconda g thank you thank you very much anaconda gz that's my thank you very much 128 00:08:54,400 --> 00:09:06,640 how are you doing a bit of donating credit to my mother thank you too 129 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:11,920 that's mine and there we go look more more towers imagine the plane going into that now 130 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:16,800 they probably had to be a big tripod and the design of building after 9 11 and 131 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:28,560 are you doing a business also i have big tripod thank you very much big tripod very very kind of you 132 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:34,560 if i was uh if i was uh working on the top floors of one of those towers now 133 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:39,680 i would probably want to be fitted and kitted up with a parachute as standard 134 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,560 as part of the the job 135 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:52,880 that you get free you get not only a free parachute bad crash there thank you very much captain captain sack 136 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,240 thank you very much captain sack very very kind of you 137 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:07,600 and big tripod and a credit to my mother to your mother thank you we have an overtaker 138 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:15,120 steve that's mine thank you very much steve i hope you're having a wonderful sunday and the uh the 139 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:20,320 week ahead is prob is going to be the most powerful week for you it is what i would hope 140 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,840 other than that thanks for the tip 141 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:34,240 how are you getting that but i would say now if i was taking a job with either bear sterns or uh 142 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:44,240 who are the other crew and sacked she is too man she's princed out of it purple onion purple moon 143 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:52,560 i i think there was a purple moon the fifth purple moon of the season and it came to light last night 144 00:10:52,560 --> 00:11:00,400 between the twilight hours of 1am and 2 2 2 2 that's 22 minutes past the hour or two what that signifies is 145 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:06,640 the purple moon is in flight and that the purple onion woman she will also be in flight for a 146 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:12,800 levitational purpose of one meet uh one one foot for the rest of the day plus whoever she gets to talk to 147 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:21,040 uh this fella here we can go by and see him whoever she talks to will levitate as well it's all part of 148 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:30,000 the uh the master plan but we won't get into it we won't get into that now how are you getting that 149 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:37,840 hey don't have a bit of donating pat thank you very much pat yeah it's very it's nice pat you mustn't be 150 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:50,160 short of a two a few pound you yeah because your name was short but um how are you getting that yeah i was going for a job with goldman's sack 151 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:57,280 are you doing a business donating boxes of cobra taxing thank you very much yeah very very kind of 152 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:04,560 you and uh i said to them look before we even get underway with the interview lads do you have you a 153 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:10,800 parachute ready made for me because i don't want to pack my own i already have to pack a lunch i'm not 154 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:20,160 gonna pack a shoot they said we we do we do you must have the grinch you must thank you thank you very 155 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:26,160 much i said have you got a parachute for me they said no we don't we don't do that i said you'll want to 156 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:35,520 you'd want after the feckin 911 and uh how are you getting that i didn't get the job anyway 157 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:42,880 irish farm beef protester thank you very much look at these guys they've been affected by the purple moon 158 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:49,120 the fifth purple moon of the season and uh purple onion isn't even there anymore these guys are just 159 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:52,240 floating around in their own crapulence 160 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,480 good guys nice fellas 161 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:02,880 how you doing a business donating terror spies thank you very much can we get a shout out never miss a bus 162 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,600 driver till he's gone thank you very much terror spies 163 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:14,800 how are you getting that and the grant and the farm beef protests and everybody else and david st patrick 164 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:20,160 and the mutanti and um hey don't a busy donate 165 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:32,080 and bypass thank you very much bypass you don't a bit of tipping you don't a bit of fly tipping on the fly 166 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:41,120 next stop harbor distribution center now everybody get off or get on 167 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,400 how are you getting that 168 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,240 regular too 169 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,440 regular too 170 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:28,560 thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you 171 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:35,440 good how are you all is good mike's muted i don't think it is 172 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:41,440 coming through wonderful tommy said stephen thomas ninja gamer how are you you're sick you'll get over 173 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:50,080 there's a nasty dose going around of pure plain sickness pps make sure you've got your pps number 174 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:56,320 with you when you go to the dock it'll slide you a couple tablets under the dish for the pps 175 00:14:56,320 --> 00:15:01,520 oh it was awesome oh it was awesome sightseeing and shopping all day long 176 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:06,800 drinking the cali exports after iceland delivery very nice 177 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:23,040 very nice very nice very nice oh sorry i'm trying to read the chat here and do it they say never never text and drive but also never read read chat messages and drive either 178 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,760 from people who are watching you drive 179 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,940 I don't have a bit of donating. 180 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,380 Brain schluck, thank you very much. 181 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:31,540 I don't have a bit of donating, yeah. 182 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:33,260 Thank you very much. 183 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,260 Very, very nice. 184 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:44,760 Scaraboo. 185 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,840 I see the dance, the dance-loo company are doing well with themselves now. 186 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:51,280 Chris, thank you very much, Chris. 187 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:51,860 I don't have a bit of donating, yeah. 188 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:53,100 Big shout out to you and the Tarduffs. 189 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:54,680 And dance-loo. 190 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,220 I went for a job with dance-loo as well. 191 00:15:58,220 --> 00:15:58,920 I didn't get it. 192 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:03,840 But I told them I'm waiting to hear back from Goldman Sachs. 193 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,300 And they didn't ring me back then. 194 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,200 But then Goldman Sachs got back to me. 195 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:08,940 They said they didn't want it. 196 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:10,400 I said I didn't want your job anyway. 197 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,100 Bullshitting, thank you very much. 198 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,980 Thank you very much, boy. 199 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,200 Very, very kind of you. 200 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,560 And I thought it was a trading or a money finance company. 201 00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:22,860 It turns out I went inside. 202 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,160 And it was a room with a man called Goldman. 203 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,680 And he whipped out his sack. 204 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:29,500 And I said, look it. 205 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,900 I'm here for a finance job. 206 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,360 I'm not here for that. 207 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:37,140 I fucking walked out the office and reported them to the police. 208 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,480 Brian Morris here. 209 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:40,220 Thank you, Ellen. 210 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,920 How are you getting on one of our buses there? 211 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,720 Look at that. 212 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:50,800 She's a pro. She's an absolute pro. Monica! We'll open up the window here. We can get it, Monica. 213 00:16:50,800 --> 00:17:02,540 Monica! Monica! Monica! Monica! Monica! 214 00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:12,840 She mustn't hurt me. She gave us a flash though. 215 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:44,060 I mean of the lights, you know. Thank you very much, Dermot Lopez Worldwide. Brian Morrissey. And England, thank you very much. Fucking hell. I stayed up all night to watch rugby and I fell asleep when it came on. You know. That's the way it went. 216 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:46,060 That's the way it went. 217 00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:52,060 No, is this one of mine? I'm not sure. 218 00:17:58,060 --> 00:18:00,060 Stand here. The doors are open. 219 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:04,060 Stand here. The doors are open. 220 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:08,060 And you can have a little ticket. No problem. 221 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:14,060 Thank you. 222 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:18,060 Thanks. 223 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,060 Thanks. 224 00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:19,060 Thank you. 225 00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:19,060 Thank you. 226 00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:22,060 How are ya? Dear regular one. 227 00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:29,060 620, please. 228 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:30,060 620, please. If you have it. 229 00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:31,060 Thank you. 230 00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,060 20, 13, back to ya. 231 00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:36,060 You've got the... you've got the... the flu. 232 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:46,060 There's a nasty lack of flu going around there, everybody. If you're sat down the back there and now there's a nasty lack of flu, I'd advise anybody who's got it. 233 00:18:46,060 --> 00:19:00,060 Snart into a hanky or a tissue. Do your fellow passenger the courtesy of not having to breathe in your poison breath. For it will be a week or two's recovery. Which will be a damage. Not only to mind badly and health. But also to people maybe in a precarious financial situation. They cannot afford to be getting two weeks blown out of it. You know. 234 00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:01,060 Bitch, look. 235 00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:02,060 Staying clear. The doors are closing. 236 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,060 Staying clear. The doors are closing. 237 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,060 Staying clear. The doors are closing. 238 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,060 Staying clear. The doors are closing. 239 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,060 Anonymous, thank you. 240 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,060 Bullshitting says how much to pick me up in Birmingham and drag me to Termical Academy. 241 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,060 And then I'm going to get a new recovery. 242 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,060 I'm going to get a new recovery. 243 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,060 I'm going to get a new recovery. 244 00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,060 Which will be a damage. 245 00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:12,060 Which will be a damage. 246 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:13,060 Not only to mind badly and health. 247 00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,060 But also to people maybe in a precarious financial situation. 248 00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:15,060 They cannot afford to be getting two weeks blown out of it, you know. 249 00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,060 Bitch, look. 250 00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,060 Staying clear. 251 00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:18,060 The doors are closing. 252 00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:19,060 Staying clear. 253 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:20,060 The doors are closing. 254 00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,060 Staying clear. 255 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,060 Anonymous, thank you. 256 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,060 You're doing a bit of donating. 257 00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:30,060 Bullshitting says how much to pick me up in Birmingham and drag me to Termical Academy. 258 00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:32,060 Fancy doing a bit of fishing? 259 00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:35,060 Well, I can't get over. 260 00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:39,060 I'd have to take the ferry over to Birmingham and bring the bus on, you know. 261 00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:41,060 That'd take a fair bit of doing. 262 00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,060 Fair bit of wait. 263 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,060 There's a fair bit of tonnage in the bus. 264 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:48,060 And, uh, thank you very much. 265 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,060 How are you getting there? 266 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:53,060 Brian Morrissey, thank you. 267 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,060 And, Bypass. 268 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,060 Very, very kind of you. 269 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:59,060 I don't have a bit of donating. 270 00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:00,060 Flower horse. 271 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:02,060 I don't have a bit of donating, yeah. 272 00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,060 Thank you. 273 00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:04,060 That's mine. 274 00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:09,060 He'd take me to the Louisiana Hayride, see. 275 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:14,060 When he went to the Louisiana Hayride, they didn't hire him at the same time. 276 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:15,060 They hired him as a radio now. 277 00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,060 The steering wheel came off. 278 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,060 I don't know. 279 00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:18,060 I don't know. 280 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,060 The steering wheel came off. 281 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,060 The steering wheel is strapped. 282 00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,060 It needs to be strapped to the fucking, the bus. 283 00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:22,060 Ah! 284 00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,060 I've never had anything liked. 285 00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:24,060 I've never had anything liked. 286 00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:25,060 I've never had anything liked. 287 00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:39,060 There's a bucking, there's a bucking from Poland who came around to fixing the rest, you know. 288 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,060 Now. 289 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:40,060 We're on the way. 290 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:40,060 We're well on the way. 291 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,060 Where did he get his lucky break then? 292 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,060 When he got his break, where are we? 293 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,060 Yeah. 294 00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:44,060 As a recording. 295 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:45,060 Did he fill in for somebody some night or what? 296 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:46,060 Yeah. 297 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:47,060 He signed with an independent writer. 298 00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:48,060 I wonder who Michael's got on the show with him. 299 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,060 I don't listen to anything. 300 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:49,060 Evan Flynn. 301 00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,060 Evan Flynn. 302 00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:51,060 Yeah. 303 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,060 I don't listen to anything. 304 00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:53,060 Yeah. 305 00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:54,060 I don't listen to anything. 306 00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:55,060 Yeah. 307 00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:56,060 I don't listen to anything. 308 00:20:56,060 --> 00:20:57,060 Yeah. 309 00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:58,060 I don't listen to anything. 310 00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,060 Yeah. 311 00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:00,060 I don't listen to anything. 312 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,060 Yeah. 313 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:09,460 Yeah, as a recording. Did he fill in for somebody some night or whatever? I wonder who Michael's got on the show with him. 314 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:31,040 Evan Flynn. How the hell are you, Evan? Thank you very much. Here's to you and the rest of the Flins. You've got some kind of Flynnishty down there. 315 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:36,320 And I want to say hello to each and every Flin who's operating at this time. Thank you. 316 00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:39,820 How are you getting that? 317 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,640 Another bunch of floaters over there now. I wonder what they're taking. 318 00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:58,620 Dermot Bang Brothers Lopez. Thank you very much. 319 00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:05,280 Yeah. I don't have the bendy bus song, Evan Flynn, because we're not driving a bendy bus. 320 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:10,300 I need to find that bus. I need to drive the bus before I can get that shown. 321 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:13,760 Now, you want a date ticket? How are you? 322 00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:28,640 What do we have here? Three years. He's back. 323 00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:34,780 Single. Thank you. 324 00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:37,580 Regular. 325 00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:38,860 And on. 326 00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:46,580 How are you getting on green top? 327 00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:49,800 You want a regular ticket? No problem. 328 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:51,900 Two euro. 329 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,940 Good man yourself. Good woman. 330 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,560 Stay clear. The doors are closed. 331 00:22:57,940 --> 00:23:00,080 How are you getting on, Darth? What make of the headphones? 332 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:03,080 Get yourself a pair of hen- hen sizers. 333 00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:06,960 Well, I'll have to find the right hen first to lay me a pair of hens. 334 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,440 Need to find a hen from his hen. 335 00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:12,140 And then I can get a- They're bows. 336 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,180 These babies are bows. 337 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,000 Oh yeah, man. 338 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:19,900 A lad called bows gave him. 339 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:22,460 Bojangles. 340 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:24,460 He never- Never leaves the house. 341 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,180 That was Bo Radley, actually. 342 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,620 Fucking Bojangles is another kettle of fish altogether. 343 00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:34,060 Fucking hell, man. I can't get my camera straight. 344 00:23:36,220 --> 00:23:39,660 So that's where some of that- That early stuff- Yeah. 345 00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:39,660 You know. 346 00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:41,660 My heart's like a Wilkman matting thing like that. 347 00:23:41,660 --> 00:23:43,660 And of course, I'll move to Nashville then. 348 00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:45,820 He came in- First of the frost. 349 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:47,820 Out with the shrooms. Says Robert. 350 00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:49,660 Bradley, yeah. More Bradley and all these guys. 351 00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:52,620 Mm-hmm. Did he just mention Brue Radley then, I'm worried? 352 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,700 He's a man of his career. Maybe Bradley. 353 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,300 I'm glad you mentioned that McCoy. 354 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:58,780 There was a lad from Termal Cayde called Rue Bradley. 355 00:23:58,780 --> 00:24:01,900 Would you believe it? And he always left the house. 356 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:01,900 And he always left the house. 357 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,900 And you got way back in the morning. 358 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,900 And you got way back in the morning. 359 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:08,220 That was his problem. Nobody liked him. 360 00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:12,620 They actually wanted him. They were preferred if he was more of a Boo Radley. 361 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:19,340 But Rue Bradley was unto himself his own person. 362 00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:25,020 And it was an awful dose. It was an awful plague, you know. 363 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:39,340 What's that? Whatever about Goldman Sachs? I wasn't gonna take the job anyways. 364 00:24:39,340 --> 00:24:42,380 If they had no parachute, even though it was a bogus job. 365 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:46,060 It seemed to be some man with some kind of strange fetish. 366 00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:54,620 How are you getting on? I'll be checking tickets. Don't be getting on the bus thinking I'm not gonna check tickets. 367 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,940 Because I'll check. How are you getting on the bus thinking? 368 00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:59,340 How are you getting on you? You want a ticket to paradise? 369 00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:06,140 Holy mess. We're going to the harbor. Which might be paradise if you like the harbor. 370 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:19,820 Anyway, single. In a ring. And I went. And a 220. Good man yourself. Good man yourself. Good man yourself. 371 00:25:19,820 --> 00:25:39,820 I said to them, "Look it. I'm wise to the Taliban now. I'm wise to any kind of fundamentalists who want to come over and fly planes into the buildings. So I'm not gonna be getting into that building unless it's a parachute core." 372 00:25:40,380 --> 00:25:49,500 And what's more, I'd want training up front as well. I'd want a few days out skydiving and learning how to base jump. 373 00:25:49,500 --> 00:26:08,060 I'm not going to be a little bit of a mountain as well. They said we're not gonna pay for that. They said if you're not gonna pay for that, you're not gonna pay for Tommy Schlug to run on the fucking 85th floor of the new tower or whatever it is doing financial stocks and shares and down in the pit with all the men doing this. 374 00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:18,300 All that monkey business. You're not gonna get me doing that sack unless you fucking train me how to jump out of a building. 375 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:22,700 All that money. No. They said we'll get back to you. And they never did. 376 00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:38,700 Now. Kirk Scholes. Thank you very much, Kirk Scholes. 377 00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:53,420 Thank you very much. Lovely tune on the radio now. Sorry we cannot shop for these lads. We need to move back. They're not on my route. 378 00:26:53,420 --> 00:27:09,980 I miss the daytime streaming. How are ya? Yeah. Thank you very much. And Kirk Scholes as well. I'll try. I'll try and give Francis a shout but he's awful. He's gone awful. He's gone awful. 379 00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:35,420 Fucking lazy altogether now. The background show. Thank you very much. A lot of noise going on out here. Down the industrial district. And look at that. Lovely situation up ahead there now. Look at that face. 380 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:50,900 I've seen a woman who was late for the bus and she was chasing the face the last day. And I thought to myself. Oh thank you very much for that. Brian Morrissey. Thank you very much. And the macron show. Very very kind of ya. Brian. 381 00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:56,060 This midwest on the radio for you now. I hope that's okay for you. 382 00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:12,260 Theresa Carmody's parents. Theresa Carmody's family at least. They're watching it tonight. You owe them an apology. And I drove down from Limerick to make two points tonight. Pat. You've censored me before. You're not gonna censor me again. 383 00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:30,340 Number three. Number three. Number three. Number three. Number three. Why if this miserable childhood. That you're always going on about miserable. Childhood of Limerick. Miserable lanes of Limerick. Miserable people of Limerick. Misery. Misery. Misery. Misery. The whole flipping way. 384 00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:35,460 Why. Why. If that's the case. Did you not discuss. Your well paid employment. 385 00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:42,740 With Brian Morrissey. Uh Jim Rees there. And for. Thank you very much for that. 386 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:55,340 Oh yeah. I don't know. It was about batterers. Some reflection. Um. Turn that down. Is there a massive engine in the bus? There is. Boo Radley. Is the engine sound too loud? Is it? 387 00:28:55,340 --> 00:29:06,620 The song would demo the songs in the same vein that they pitch them to the artists. Pitch them to the artists. That way they could listen to how the boss would. So. 388 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:12,280 Donate. Evan Flynn. That song came in. In the list. Donate. Yeah. Thank you very much Evan Flynn. 389 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:18,920 Put it aside. And Jim was in his office. Spill the beans. He said. Chet what's that song there? 390 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:28,280 Sounds like a satin. Can somebody tell me if the engine is too loud? I skipped a stop there because of you guys. Talking shite. 391 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:32,940 Jim said. Jim said. Well I don't know. Let me take it home. Because Jim liked to live with his song. 392 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:41,880 Francis had to stop streaming because he couldn't stop uh. Seeing Jerry Hannon lines. He had to go to see a psychiatrist about. 393 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:47,540 And he said. He said. I think he was waking up and just shouting. Angel of the lanes in the middle of the night. 394 00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:53,040 And then Chet made a statement. He said. If you wanted Jim to do something. And he kept on calling people a liar. 395 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,540 And then he'd do it. 396 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:57,540 Levels are grand says Gridrain. So I'm gonna go with Gridrain. 397 00:29:57,540 --> 00:30:01,540 Thank you very much Terrace boys. And Gridrain. 398 00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:14,800 Andrew B. Sounds fine to me mate. Thank you very much. And Julie I think you're responsible for bringing these folks across the Atlantic. 399 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:28,880 Look at that. It's a bendy bus. I've heard this. Michael got someone in the studio with him. A lady. Yeah. I've heard this. 400 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:55,140 This voice I heard. And I thought. Oh that sounds like Jim Reeves. Quite a nice song. But as I scrolled along. And looked more. It wasn't Jim Reeves. And I started reading. And I took a couple of hours of my time to go through everything. I found that. It was John. It's a nephew. I didn't know too much about Jim Reeves. Going back then. You know. And his music of course. But anyway. As I was. The music of Rimjee. How are you getting Annel. Do you want a ticket to paradise? 401 00:30:55,140 --> 00:31:02,040 People had put some comments. You know. And I saw this phone number. And I made a number of it. Now. One euro back in your pocket. Good man. 402 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:15,600 And on Sunday. And I got up Sunday. Sunday afternoon. I thought. I'm gonna try this number. So I rang this number down in America. And I thought. Well that's an office. You know. So. Um. Anyway. There was an answering machine on there. So. Um. I think I may have left a message. I didn't think any more about it. 403 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:21,080 didn't... left a message, didn't think more about it, didn't work out for me. 404 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,980 Oh, hello, Jim Reeves. 405 00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:31,080 Jim Reeves MEP here. 406 00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:33,760 Good evening, gay. 407 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,740 Jim Reeves MEP here. 408 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,140 Just come down with a dose of meningitis. 409 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,420 I can hear that. 410 00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:51,440 It's a great story going on here on the radio. 411 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:52,520 Have you heard it? 412 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:05,960 Irrelevant. 413 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:07,800 Insignificant. 414 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,440 Dylan, I have just received your... 415 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,240 A beautiful tip, Dylan. 416 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,240 And I want to say... 417 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:22,160 The deepest, deepest, sincerest thank you very much... 418 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,160 From everybody here at Schlageer. 419 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:29,320 The Big Tom Fribles Night as well is coming up. 420 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,080 Hold on to your seats. 421 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,540 It's going to get wiry. 422 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:36,680 I missed a stop on this road here. 423 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,740 We're going to have to drive the feckin' thing again, I'd say. 424 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,400 Remy Jeeves. 425 00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:52,700 We all had the turntable and the LPs of Jim Reeves. 426 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:55,400 Oh, they were spinnin' the turntables as a steel in the house. 427 00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:59,100 My aunt over there is to always play Jim Reeves as well. 428 00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:00,000 You know, it was a big thing. 429 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,100 Especially if she had a few drinks. 430 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,120 Oh, she had a few drinks on her. 431 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:04,580 Jim Reeves was rockin' you know. 432 00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:06,000 She had a few drinks taken. 433 00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:08,780 And she'd whip out the Jim Reeves. 434 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:10,640 Tell ya. 435 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,460 She was mad for the... 436 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:19,160 For whippin' out the Jim Reeves LPs when she'd had taken a brandy. 437 00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:22,500 John Rex too. 438 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,700 John Rex was after ya. 439 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:29,700 I was speakin' to John Rex the last day. 440 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,020 He said everything's okay. 441 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:33,720 How you doin' old man? 442 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,120 You can have a ticket she can. 443 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:36,580 That rhymes too. 444 00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:38,160 And you'll be here with us Michael. 445 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,260 So, we're all looking forward to that. 446 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,240 So, that's the story now of... 447 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,020 Of my... 448 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:43,940 And I know you have a lot of others. 449 00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:45,400 So, we'll hear as well see if I'm... 450 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:45,900 Yes. 451 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,740 How you gettin' on? 452 00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:48,500 You're right. 453 00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:49,400 You were talkin' about your aunt. 454 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,200 Was it your aunt you said? 455 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:50,920 No, I did. 456 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:51,500 No, regular. 457 00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:53,120 And I won. 458 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:54,960 Good man. 459 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:56,560 Kiltchema. 460 00:33:57,340 --> 00:33:59,240 There's just an entire span. 461 00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:01,080 Get out the feckin' way of the door. 462 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:01,980 You'll blacken the door. 463 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:03,880 Good man. 464 00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:05,160 And get a ticket while you're at. 465 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:06,240 There's no trees. 466 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:06,960 No, nothing really. 467 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:08,000 Have you been Lutheran? 468 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,460 I'm checkin' for Schcommon tickets. 469 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,140 Have you a ticket? 470 00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:16,640 Good man. 471 00:34:16,940 --> 00:34:17,460 Have you a ticket? 472 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:18,920 Good man. 473 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:19,780 Have you a ticket? 474 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,680 Good man yourself. 475 00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:21,600 Have you a ticket? 476 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:22,620 Good lad. 477 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,320 Have you a ticket? 478 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,620 Good man. 479 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,120 Good man. 480 00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:30,440 Well done. 481 00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:31,680 And you? 482 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:33,960 Well done. 483 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,720 Where did you pull the ticket out of though? 484 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,480 You didn't have one you schcommon. 485 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,940 He's still very strong here in Ireland. 486 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:40,860 Absolute schcommon. 487 00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:43,220 I'm... 488 00:34:43,220 --> 00:34:44,200 I've you down. 489 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,580 I've your card marked now. 490 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,500 That'll be 120 euro. 491 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,040 Are you a Jim Reeves fan? 492 00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:50,580 You should... 493 00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:51,320 You should... 494 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,500 You're old enough to know, babe. 495 00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:54,940 *Booft* 496 00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:58,940 Thank you Jim Reeves. 497 00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:02,940 Jim Reeves. He got reeved out of it there. 498 00:35:04,940 --> 00:35:06,940 He's a little bit lonely. 499 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:10,940 Thank you very much you don't stream enough. Thank you very much. 500 00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:12,940 I wanna say something. 501 00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:14,940 Very very kind of you. 502 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:16,940 Thank you very much. 503 00:35:18,940 --> 00:35:20,940 Oh my god this is amazing. 504 00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:24,940 Jesus they're having a loving in the studio tonight. 505 00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:28,940 Hey you're a bit lonely. Cactus Rider thank you. 506 00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:34,940 Yes, as John came married we were around him when I was. 507 00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:36,940 Also two or three times. 508 00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:38,940 I was there when John. 509 00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:42,940 I think it's fine thank you very much Cactus. 510 00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:48,940 Hey you're a bit lonely. 511 00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:50,940 Owen Murphy how are ya? 512 00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,940 You Owen Murphy from the government. 513 00:35:52,940 --> 00:35:56,940 Are you planning on putting us all in matchboxes? 514 00:35:56,940 --> 00:36:00,940 Matchbox with a communal shower. 9.50 a month. 515 00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:02,940 He was a great person. 516 00:36:02,940 --> 00:36:04,940 He was a communal toilet. 517 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:06,940 He was a great person. 518 00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:08,940 He was a great person. 519 00:36:08,940 --> 00:36:10,940 He was a great person. 520 00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:12,940 Communal toilet. 521 00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:14,940 Hey you're a bit lonely. 522 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:16,940 Thank you very much Punish. 523 00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:18,940 Thank you very very kind of you. 524 00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:19,780 Yeah. 525 00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:20,940 Yeah. 526 00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:21,940 Yeah. 527 00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:23,820 Yeah. 528 00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:27,640 Oh, yeah, man. 529 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:31,800 Titanium. 530 00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:34,340 Odyssey, thank you very much, Titanium. 531 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,620 Would you be a fan of the titanium yourself now? 532 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,040 I think it's a great myth. 533 00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:42,200 Or alloy. Is it an alloy? 534 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:45,820 Have we any verification on titanium there out in the chat? 535 00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:49,040 We need to know whether it's a steel or it's an alloy. 536 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:55,760 Mark Francis. Thank you very much. 537 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,220 Mark Francis. Big shout out to you. 538 00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:01,360 Two great names rolled into one there. 539 00:37:01,540 --> 00:37:03,460 Mark and Francis. The two saints. 540 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,920 I don't think they hung out with each other. 541 00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:08,920 I don't know why I did that. 542 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,360 But maybe they did. 543 00:37:12,740 --> 00:37:15,000 And if they did, they're fucking great here. 544 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:15,800 You've got a great name. 545 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,060 That's the guy there, look, who did the business. 546 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,880 He's going to get 120 euro in the little checking in the post. 547 00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:25,000 Except it'll be the opposite of a check. 548 00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:27,800 It'll be a... 549 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,740 Whatever the opposite of a check is, it'll be that. 550 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:34,600 120 euro. 551 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,380 Not something you want to get in the meal. 552 00:37:38,780 --> 00:37:42,200 If I seen the postman delivering me that, I'd ask him to take it back. 553 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,520 120 euro. I don't want to pay that. 554 00:37:45,060 --> 00:37:50,080 That's what you get though, for being an absolute parasite on society. 555 00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:51,660 Coming on and trying to... 556 00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:55,700 All these hard-working people who paid money to be on the bus. 557 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,860 And then you have the fair dodgers coming on, trying to get a free ride. 558 00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:01,160 Do you know? 559 00:38:01,340 --> 00:38:02,160 And it's 160. 560 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,100 It's not going to break the bank. 561 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,020 Maybe for some people. 562 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:06,720 But I mean... 563 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,540 It's not fair on everybody else who's paid the money. 564 00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:12,560 And these are young, able-bodied people. 565 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:17,420 You have to think about the people who are elderly or have a disability. 566 00:38:18,140 --> 00:38:24,360 And our taxes are going towards making sure that the most vulnerable in society have transportation. 567 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,520 And then you have the able-bodied fuckers turning up and getting on the bus. 568 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,000 And trying to get a free ride. 569 00:38:31,420 --> 00:38:33,700 Well, I'm sorry about it, son. 570 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,440 You don't play those games on my bus. 571 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,260 You don't play those games. 572 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,440 Because I did 20 years in the military. 573 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:41,780 Okay? 574 00:38:42,740 --> 00:38:45,160 And I've seen things that would make you weep. 575 00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:48,640 Other than that, welcome to the bus. 576 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:49,420 Welcome to Schlager. 577 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:53,860 When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, 578 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,540 there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace. 579 00:38:58,180 --> 00:38:59,520 And setting fire to them. 580 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,560 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 581 00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:03,420 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, 582 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,320 I do a few rolls on the ground. 583 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,480 And a few reptilious repetitions. 584 00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,240 Just to get the blood flowing. 585 00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:11,620 Once those flames are licking high, 586 00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:13,580 it's time to shtick your colant. 587 00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:17,400 You can generate extra drafthage 588 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,460 by using your gooch as a waft. 589 00:39:19,820 --> 00:39:21,820 Now all that's left is to sit back 590 00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:23,860 and warm your sack by the flames. 591 00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:28,340 This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 592 00:39:28,340 --> 00:39:30,220 Firelighters. 593 00:39:30,220 --> 00:39:40,480 And the match holds to begin the match. 594 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:51,940 Good reply by Ostapenko. 595 00:39:51,940 --> 00:40:06,320 Just a little bit of luck for that first point for Aran. 596 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:06,320 Just a little bit of luck for that first point for Aran. 597 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:29,040 I'm telling you, we've got our work cut out for us at the moment because... 598 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:40,720 We're having trouble finishing a route and unlocking the next set of locations from which we can go. 599 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:43,620 Sluggeren needs to expand. 600 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:44,640 I've been saying this. 601 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,900 I've been of that opinion since we started the venture and the enterprise myself. 602 00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:51,640 Sluggeren, you know my plans if you've been here since day dot. 603 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,100 We want to take this baby to the moon. 604 00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:56,440 We want electric buses. 605 00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,740 We want to have levitational buses by 2026. 606 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:03,760 People say those targets are unsustainable. 607 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,020 Somebody said they're actually insane. 608 00:41:06,580 --> 00:41:13,740 I said, well, the person who came up with going to the moon, they said he was insane. 609 00:41:14,260 --> 00:41:16,760 And then when they went to the moon, he wasn't insane. 610 00:41:17,660 --> 00:41:19,040 So that shut them up, you know. 611 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,200 But then they resigned from the company. 612 00:41:22,660 --> 00:41:24,300 So, I mean, it did shut them up. 613 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,980 But it kind of shut me up as well because I've lost. 614 00:41:28,060 --> 00:41:31,640 So I need to achieve these goals. 615 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,020 What more can you do? 616 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:35,600 I digress. 617 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,460 Bag of slime. 618 00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:38,160 Thank you very much, bag of slime. 619 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,360 Mind yourself. 620 00:41:40,420 --> 00:41:42,240 Mark Francis says he's stuck in Abbey Street. 621 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,460 I can't get to Abbey Street for you. 622 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:45,860 This isn't going to Dublin. 623 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:47,280 Do you know? 624 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,860 This is not going to Dublin. 625 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,760 I'm not a national bus yet. 626 00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:56,920 Are you doing a bit of donating? 627 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,520 Are you doing a bit of donating here? 628 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:04,480 Papa Carlo, you make my shoes glow. 629 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,920 I've got that shoe shine thanks to you. 630 00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:10,780 That's a real Papa Carlo sort of shine I've got there. 631 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:11,960 Look at that. 632 00:42:12,740 --> 00:42:16,360 You could fucking brush your hair and you could shave. 633 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,200 You could use those shoes as a mirror. 634 00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:20,380 These shoes are so... 635 00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:23,200 These shoes are so shiny, Turfbag. 636 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,060 Thank you very much. 637 00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:25,480 That you can use... 638 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,380 They're like mirrors. 639 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,960 And indeed, I was actually told to remove them. 640 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:35,940 Because there was an inadvertent upskirt situation the last day when I was letting the purple onion onto the bus. 641 00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:36,340 Oh, yes, man. 642 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:40,760 And I'm now up against the tribunal. 643 00:42:40,980 --> 00:42:42,460 Mark Francis 2013. 644 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:44,520 Thank you very much, Mark Francis. 645 00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:45,660 Very, very kind of you. 646 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,140 Look at that. 647 00:42:58,420 --> 00:42:59,820 How are you getting on here? 648 00:43:00,820 --> 00:43:02,980 That's a lovely white shirt. 649 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,140 You must have used a lot of Daz Ultra on that. 650 00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:08,740 Thank you very much for that. 651 00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:10,060 Kind tip there, Schlarken. 652 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,260 Very, very kind of you. 653 00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:17,860 I'd say she passed the Daz Ultra Step Challenge. 654 00:43:19,380 --> 00:43:20,280 Two euro 80. 655 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:21,360 Thank you. 656 00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:21,860 Thank you. 657 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,460 How are you getting on now, son? 658 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,480 Where are you going? 659 00:43:27,260 --> 00:43:28,760 Regular on a quantity of one. 660 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:29,540 No problemo. 661 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,260 Three euro 80 back in your pocket. 662 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:32,380 Great savings. 663 00:43:33,220 --> 00:43:33,820 Great savings. 664 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,240 Fantastic savings. 665 00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:37,420 You can have a ticket. 666 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,440 You can have a ticket, sir. 667 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,140 No problemo with that. 668 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,060 Let's get you a ticket right now. 669 00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:45,700 Wait, don't we press that ticket button? 670 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,460 And there we go. 671 00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:47,700 1460. 672 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:49,840 Very nifty. 673 00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:52,080 Good man yourself. 674 00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:54,380 Wild. 675 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:55,320 Wild cats. 676 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,300 I am after stinging. 677 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,820 Those lad who got strong on the last trip there now 678 00:43:59,820 --> 00:44:02,460 because he didn't have any tickets handy. 679 00:44:02,580 --> 00:44:04,100 So you need to make sure you've got tickets. 680 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:05,720 Because I'll be stinging you. 681 00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:07,140 There'll be a sting in the tail. 682 00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:10,720 Sorry, I just need to let them know about that 683 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:13,100 because it's not right. 684 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:16,560 Fucking hell. 685 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:17,820 Watch yourself. 686 00:44:20,020 --> 00:44:23,940 There's people driving like a cat out of hell. 687 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:32,320 Yep. 688 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:37,860 Great day for it anyway. 689 00:44:38,860 --> 00:44:39,640 Beautiful sky. 690 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,820 It was a great September morning as well. 691 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:49,520 Unfortunately, that time. 692 00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:51,200 18 years ago now. 693 00:44:52,260 --> 00:44:53,220 For 9-11. 694 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,300 September the 11th. 695 00:44:56,140 --> 00:44:58,460 That shouted off as a beautiful blue day. 696 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,180 And the sky was without a cloud. 697 00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:05,300 How are you getting on? 698 00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:08,380 He must have the leap card. 699 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:19,680 And there was a phenomenon which meteorologists know as perfect blue above the skies of the east coast of America. 700 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,620 How are you getting on? 701 00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:22,660 How are you getting on? 702 00:45:22,660 --> 00:45:24,200 I do wonder. 703 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,320 Did the hijackers themselves anticipate that? 704 00:45:28,460 --> 00:45:28,860 Do you know? 705 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:34,280 I heard there was somewhere now that they were planning on doing the fucking hijack in a month or two before, 706 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,160 but it was caught... 707 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:36,700 They had to abandon the plan. 708 00:45:37,740 --> 00:45:38,620 But, um... 709 00:45:38,620 --> 00:45:41,540 Did they realize it was going to be perfect blue? 710 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:46,900 Because if it was an overcast day, like, you know, and there was clouds and rain in the sky, 711 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:48,400 you... 712 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:48,900 You... 713 00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:51,880 Have to assume that they wouldn't have had the... 714 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:56,200 The images wouldn't have had the same magnitude that they had, like, you know? 715 00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,080 Um... 716 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,880 You could see that for miles and miles. 717 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,960 And, sure, there's even images of... 718 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,500 There was Aladdin up in space at the time. 719 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,500 And the ISS missile, which goes around the world. 720 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,200 Uh... 721 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,940 And it beams back sky and sky sports to the masses. 722 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:19,000 And the fellow working on that there, he took a picture of downtown Manhattan. 723 00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:23,880 And there was smog everywhere and smog and smoke and... 724 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:24,900 Chaos. 725 00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:28,020 And it all happened in such a... 726 00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:29,800 A short space of time, like, you know? 727 00:46:33,180 --> 00:46:33,900 And, um... 728 00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:37,180 I was saying to... 729 00:46:37,180 --> 00:46:39,660 Johnny in the world of Leshti, you know, he was saying to me, 730 00:46:39,780 --> 00:46:41,220 What that was, though, Tommy? 731 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:43,900 What 9-11 was... 732 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:46,900 Was a paradigm shift... 733 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,900 Of how we look... 734 00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:50,780 At air travel. 735 00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:53,680 And I said, what the hell's a paradigm? 736 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:56,120 You know? 737 00:46:57,340 --> 00:47:01,260 And he explained to me, but I cannot for the life of me remember what the hell he said. 738 00:47:02,020 --> 00:47:02,720 But... 739 00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:05,720 Basically, before that, up until then... 740 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:13,860 There was a weakness, a flaw in the system, which had been exposed by the hijackers themselves. 741 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,940 They must have gone on the plane. 742 00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:17,980 They must have gone on the plane. 743 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:19,560 And... 744 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,400 All primed, you know? 745 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,420 The other books must have known, like... 746 00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:27,580 When this fella is gonna make a dash for the door. 747 00:47:28,020 --> 00:47:29,960 Because you have to think, if he's making a dash for the door... 748 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,480 What are the odds of the fucking door being slammed shut on him? 749 00:47:33,540 --> 00:47:33,940 Like, you know? 750 00:47:33,980 --> 00:47:34,560 And then where are you? 751 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,420 All the hijackers could have done is just... 752 00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:38,760 Caused shite from... 753 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,320 But not from the cockpit. 754 00:47:40,940 --> 00:47:42,840 So they had to get into the cockpit. 755 00:47:43,980 --> 00:47:45,840 So it would have been like a... 756 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,760 The head dasher would have gone ahead. 757 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,100 And everybody else must have had their eyes on the dasher. 758 00:47:52,300 --> 00:47:53,800 And I seen some Hollywood movie. 759 00:47:53,860 --> 00:47:54,800 There was a Hollywood flick. 760 00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:56,900 United 93 or some shite like that. 761 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,800 I think they hammed it all up. 762 00:47:59,420 --> 00:48:00,720 I'm so tired. 763 00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:01,900 They had the hijackers... 764 00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:04,120 Coolie and calmly... 765 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,360 Standing up on the plane. 766 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:06,900 And donning... 767 00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:08,900 These, you know... 768 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,300 Fickin' kamikaze headbands. 769 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:11,940 Kind of. 770 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,040 Next stop. 771 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,760 Ship rides alley. 772 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:16,900 You know the fucking... 773 00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:18,220 Ally Dunbar. 774 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,300 Kind of shite. 775 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,480 Whatever it is, they do be screaming before they do their thing. 776 00:48:25,140 --> 00:48:25,520 Oh yeah. 777 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:26,060 Stand clear. 778 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,080 The doors are open. 779 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,520 There must be another leap card. 780 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:30,040 Stand clear. 781 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:31,080 Purple onion, how are you? 782 00:48:31,220 --> 00:48:32,680 How's the levitational moon? 783 00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:34,600 The fifth moon is in our... 784 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:35,860 Is now in our quadrant. 785 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,380 And you have harnessed all its power. 786 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,360 And you make all before you float. 787 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,380 And you ask for fear... 788 00:48:42,380 --> 00:48:43,600 Neither fear nor favor. 789 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,340 But you're in fine fettle tonight. 790 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:47,620 Or this afternoon. 791 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:49,100 What have we... 792 00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:50,000 You want to skin that apple? 793 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,100 Welcome to the bus. 794 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,440 Two euro, three euro, twenty. 795 00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:55,980 Thank you. 796 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:56,980 Thank you very much, purple. 797 00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:58,400 Purple steel. 798 00:49:00,700 --> 00:49:01,580 Stand clear. 799 00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:02,740 The doors are closed. 800 00:49:03,220 --> 00:49:04,440 We don't a bissle donaten. 801 00:49:05,180 --> 00:49:05,760 Stand clear. 802 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:06,440 ICBM. 803 00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:09,700 Inter-continental ballistic missile. 804 00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:11,720 I want to say thank you very much... 805 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:13,740 For your kind hearted tip there. 806 00:49:14,740 --> 00:49:15,180 Darn it. 807 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:16,680 I forgot the door. 808 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:16,880 But... 809 00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,680 In... 810 00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,160 In many ways, those planes were used... 811 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,400 As inter-continental ballistic missiles. 812 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,400 Are you doing a bissle donaten? 813 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:26,520 Big... 814 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:26,960 Brindy. 815 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,560 Thank you very much, Brindy. 816 00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:28,980 Yeah. 817 00:49:29,620 --> 00:49:30,180 Very much. 818 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:30,540 I... 819 00:49:30,540 --> 00:49:31,560 That's very nice of you. 820 00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:32,240 Thank you very much. 821 00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:33,060 I appreciate it. 822 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:35,180 And... 823 00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:38,520 In many ways, those planes were used as ICBMs. 824 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:39,600 But the way I see... 825 00:49:40,340 --> 00:49:40,600 The situation... 826 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:41,600 Is that... 827 00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,980 They couldn't have gone continental... 828 00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:44,600 Or trans-continental... 829 00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:45,600 Because... 830 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:46,420 Hey, don't a bissle donaten. 831 00:49:46,620 --> 00:49:47,600 NORAD or the... 832 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:48,600 The North American... 833 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,320 Airspace Defence Unit. 834 00:49:51,140 --> 00:49:51,520 That's mine. 835 00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:53,160 10, 10, 20. 836 00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:54,780 Thank you very much, 10, 10, 20. 837 00:49:55,020 --> 00:49:55,720 10, 10 out. 838 00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:57,680 They must have... 839 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,520 They would have copped on. 840 00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:00,600 And indeed... 841 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,440 10 minutes, 15 minutes before... 842 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:04,780 The impact of the first plane... 843 00:50:04,780 --> 00:50:05,280 Into the... 844 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:05,980 The North Tower. 845 00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:09,020 North American... 846 00:50:09,020 --> 00:50:10,980 Airspace Defence... 847 00:50:10,980 --> 00:50:12,780 Were aware of the situation. 848 00:50:13,780 --> 00:50:14,980 But because... 849 00:50:14,980 --> 00:50:16,520 They were undergoing... 850 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:17,960 Probably one of the most... 851 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,520 Massive training exercises... 852 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,380 Of their year... 853 00:50:21,380 --> 00:50:22,520 Or indeed their tenure... 854 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:23,980 Manning the... 855 00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:24,500 The skies. 856 00:50:25,580 --> 00:50:26,520 They were... 857 00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,360 Confused as to the calls... 858 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:29,240 They were receiving... 859 00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:30,120 As to whether or not... 860 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:31,580 They were actual reality calls... 861 00:50:31,580 --> 00:50:32,040 Or not. 862 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,180 And if you do listen to the tapes... 863 00:50:35,180 --> 00:50:36,040 Myself and Johnny... 864 00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,000 Were up the bar there... 865 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:37,460 The last day. 866 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,460 We had a lock-in. 867 00:50:39,060 --> 00:50:41,360 And we listened to the NORAD tapes... 868 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,260 And just continued... 869 00:50:42,260 --> 00:50:43,480 Drinking pints heavily... 870 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:44,020 Until the next... 871 00:50:44,020 --> 00:50:45,720 Until September the 12th... 872 00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:46,420 To mark the... 873 00:50:46,420 --> 00:50:47,660 Well, it had gone overnight... 874 00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:48,480 That stayed like... 875 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:48,680 You know. 876 00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:49,660 And... 877 00:50:49,660 --> 00:50:51,220 We listened to the tapes... 878 00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:52,460 And you can hear the... 879 00:50:52,460 --> 00:50:54,580 The confusion... 880 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,680 Of the people there... 881 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:57,760 Who are... 882 00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:58,900 Basically rely... 883 00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:00,800 We rely upon them... 884 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,560 To defend their... 885 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:02,680 The skies from... 886 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,540 From dodgy guns... 887 00:51:04,540 --> 00:51:05,020 And... 888 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:06,380 They were like... 889 00:51:06,380 --> 00:51:07,000 What's going on? 890 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:07,900 Is this... 891 00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:08,520 Are you for real? 892 00:51:08,780 --> 00:51:09,020 Like... 893 00:51:09,020 --> 00:51:09,500 And they said... 894 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:10,400 Yes, this is real... 895 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:10,860 Real world. 896 00:51:11,020 --> 00:51:11,980 This is not an exercise. 897 00:51:12,980 --> 00:51:13,460 And... 898 00:51:13,460 --> 00:51:14,960 One of the lads on the phone... 899 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:15,860 Then was getting giddy... 900 00:51:15,860 --> 00:51:16,580 As if to say... 901 00:51:16,580 --> 00:51:16,980 Like, you know... 902 00:51:16,980 --> 00:51:18,580 She's finally a bit of action... 903 00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:19,860 Like, you know... 904 00:51:19,860 --> 00:51:21,020 Nice to see a bit of action... 905 00:51:21,020 --> 00:51:21,340 Like, you know... 906 00:51:21,340 --> 00:51:22,160 We've been training... 907 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:22,880 We've been training... 908 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:23,500 All our lives... 909 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:24,380 And it's kind of like... 910 00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:24,980 And now let's... 911 00:51:24,980 --> 00:51:25,460 Let's do it. 912 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,120 But they did not realize... 913 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,300 What the hell had happened... 914 00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:28,640 As... 915 00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,480 As Johnny was saying up the bar... 916 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:31,420 A paradigm shift... 917 00:51:31,420 --> 00:51:32,420 Whereby... 918 00:51:32,420 --> 00:51:33,720 Are you now? 919 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,780 A weakness... 920 00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:36,420 In... 921 00:51:36,420 --> 00:51:37,420 Human... 922 00:51:37,420 --> 00:51:38,420 Kindness... 923 00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:39,640 I suppose... 924 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:40,460 Trustworthiness... 925 00:51:40,460 --> 00:51:41,420 In our fellow man... 926 00:51:41,420 --> 00:51:46,640 Had left... 927 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,800 These doors... 928 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:49,960 These moments of... 929 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:50,180 Lax... 930 00:51:50,180 --> 00:51:50,960 Laxativity... 931 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,540 People had been... 932 00:51:53,540 --> 00:51:54,960 Basically, we'd taken laxatives... 933 00:51:56,860 --> 00:51:57,160 The... 934 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:57,720 We... 935 00:51:57,720 --> 00:51:59,100 The paradigm was... 936 00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:00,540 We'd taken a load of laxatives... 937 00:52:00,540 --> 00:52:02,280 And we'd shat ourselves... 938 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,300 And we'd been caught short... 939 00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:04,220 We'd been caught short... 940 00:52:04,220 --> 00:52:06,000 And there was no toilet roll... 941 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,040 And by the time we'd realized... 942 00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:07,660 What was going on... 943 00:52:07,660 --> 00:52:08,960 There was shit all over the place... 944 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,080 But... 945 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,220 To use a metaphor... 946 00:52:11,220 --> 00:52:12,220 We'll put that one to bed... 947 00:52:12,220 --> 00:52:14,140 Because it's a discussion metaphor... 948 00:52:14,140 --> 00:52:14,880 But... 949 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,660 We had trusted humans... 950 00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:17,680 Not to do such... 951 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:18,060 Uh... 952 00:52:18,060 --> 00:52:18,920 Heenous... 953 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:19,920 Acts... 954 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,180 Against other humans... 955 00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:21,820 As well, you know... 956 00:52:21,820 --> 00:52:23,420 Civilian aircraft... 957 00:52:23,420 --> 00:52:24,560 Was not fair game... 958 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:25,180 And indeed... 959 00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:26,340 In the past... 960 00:52:26,340 --> 00:52:28,180 If it had been fair game... 961 00:52:28,180 --> 00:52:29,780 We had had terrorists... 962 00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:30,180 Uh... 963 00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:31,300 Seize a... 964 00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:31,640 You know... 965 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:32,160 To get a plane... 966 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,020 And land the fucking thing... 967 00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:34,760 Land it... 968 00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:35,860 And then the demands... 969 00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:36,700 Might have been met... 970 00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:38,280 They may not have been met... 971 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,580 But there was never any... 972 00:52:39,580 --> 00:52:40,600 Intention... 973 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,160 Or... 974 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,160 If it was a blow up in the sky job... 975 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:43,860 Lockerbie... 976 00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:45,400 It was a blow up in the sky job... 977 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:45,900 You know... 978 00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:48,660 So if there was a hijacking... 979 00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:49,580 Nobody was thinking... 980 00:52:49,580 --> 00:52:52,620 That these things were going to be used as missiles... 981 00:52:52,620 --> 00:52:53,640 Do you know... 982 00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:56,640 We're gonna check for scum guys... 983 00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,540 Too many people getting onto this bus... 984 00:52:59,540 --> 00:53:01,540 And not coming in paper tickets... 985 00:53:01,540 --> 00:53:01,540 What? 986 00:53:02,060 --> 00:53:03,540 Of course... 987 00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:04,900 We've developed... 988 00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:05,760 Oh you purple! 989 00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:07,060 You're... 990 00:53:07,060 --> 00:53:07,460 You're... 991 00:53:07,460 --> 00:53:08,540 Oh... 992 00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:09,760 Do you know what? 993 00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:11,280 Purple onion... 994 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,000 Just because it's the fifth purple moon... 995 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,600 Of the ninth quadrant... 996 00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,260 And you've... 997 00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:16,540 Handaged the power of levitation... 998 00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:18,620 Doesn't mean you can avoid... 999 00:53:18,620 --> 00:53:20,540 You can levitate above and beyond... 1000 00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:21,680 The bus fare... 1001 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:21,920 Huh? 1002 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:24,500 If you wanted a free pass... 1003 00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:25,540 You should have applied for one... 1004 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:28,800 How old are you? 1005 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,880 What? 1006 00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:30,800 Oh... 1007 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,800 Here you go... 1008 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,800 Thank you... 1009 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:33,420 Sure... 1010 00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:34,800 Thank you very much... 1011 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,400 The cost of some of these people... 1012 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,620 What the fuck is wrong with people? 1013 00:53:39,260 --> 00:53:39,480 What? 1014 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,320 How are you? 1015 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:41,480 Of course... 1016 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:41,960 How are you doing? 1017 00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:42,620 Here is it... 1018 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:43,180 How are you getting on? 1019 00:53:43,420 --> 00:53:43,800 Yeah... 1020 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,540 Great stuff... 1021 00:53:44,540 --> 00:53:46,260 Here you go... 1022 00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:46,780 Great stuff... 1023 00:53:46,780 --> 00:53:48,800 Thank you... 1024 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:49,800 Close these doors... 1025 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,800 Absolute scum... 1026 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:53,800 Absolute scum... 1027 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,100 Anybody else up there now... 1028 00:53:56,100 --> 00:53:56,760 Did you see that? 1029 00:53:57,260 --> 00:53:58,400 Just like to... 1030 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,360 Draw everybody's attention on the bus there... 1031 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:01,800 To the lady on the phone there... 1032 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:02,800 Wearing the purple top... 1033 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,360 The purple onion... 1034 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:04,800 I do call her... 1035 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,160 Well... 1036 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,800 It turns out there's more layers to this onion... 1037 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,800 Than meets the eye... 1038 00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:10,160 And... 1039 00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,800 If you are peeling back the layers... 1040 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,140 Make sure you're wearing a pair of fucking goggles... 1041 00:54:14,140 --> 00:54:15,440 Because you'll still cry... 1042 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:16,680 Because some of the layers... 1043 00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,220 Are beyond disgusting... 1044 00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:20,880 This onion is rotten to the core... 1045 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:22,140 And she's sneezing there... 1046 00:54:22,140 --> 00:54:22,380 Away... 1047 00:54:22,380 --> 00:54:24,620 She's got an awful dose of the... 1048 00:54:24,620 --> 00:54:26,340 The fucking Flughauser... 1049 00:54:26,340 --> 00:54:27,100 So stay away... 1050 00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:27,920 Stay out of her... 1051 00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:28,880 Her path as well... 1052 00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:29,640 Because she's... 1053 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,160 Someone's taking a photograph of her... 1054 00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:31,760 That's it... 1055 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,800 Stick it on Instagram and Twitter... 1056 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,520 And shame her there... 1057 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,660 Publicly humiliate and shame this person on the internet... 1058 00:54:38,660 --> 00:54:41,100 Because if there's anything that we do well... 1059 00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:43,560 In today's modern society... 1060 00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,960 Posting shite on the internet... 1061 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,720 And trying to shame people... 1062 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:49,680 Is one of them... 1063 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,280 We excel at that... 1064 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,580 And it's something I'm sure... 1065 00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:55,100 All our ancestors would be very proud of... 1066 00:54:55,100 --> 00:54:57,160 That's what we're at now... 1067 00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:57,740 And... 1068 00:54:57,740 --> 00:54:58,280 How are you getting in? 1069 00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:00,160 She is a fair dodger... 1070 00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:02,260 She is a fair dodger... 1071 00:55:02,260 --> 00:55:03,900 And I want to say this... 1072 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:05,060 Anybody I catch... 1073 00:55:05,060 --> 00:55:06,660 I'll smoke you out... 1074 00:55:06,660 --> 00:55:08,160 I'll smoke you out... 1075 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,160 Fair dodgers... 1076 00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:11,160 You're scum... 1077 00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,100 I drive this bus... 1078 00:55:13,100 --> 00:55:14,060 No bus no bus... 1079 00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:14,560 You've got my trust... 1080 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:15,840 I drive you around... 1081 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,060 120 big ones she's looking at... 1082 00:55:18,060 --> 00:55:19,060 I stopped the shop... 1083 00:55:19,060 --> 00:55:20,080 Let you get out... 1084 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:21,020 I didn't cop... 1085 00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:21,980 You didn't pay fair... 1086 00:55:21,980 --> 00:55:22,960 You simply don't care... 1087 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:23,940 You've got silly hair... 1088 00:55:23,940 --> 00:55:25,040 I hope you're aware... 1089 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:25,520 That... 1090 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,060 You... 1091 00:55:26,060 --> 00:55:29,240 Next stop, Rastled Warehouse. 1092 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:32,220 Unmuchmentific knife ones. 1093 00:55:33,180 --> 00:55:35,920 The check is in the post. 1094 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:40,320 One hundred and twenty lovely creamy ones. 1095 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,680 So shall I have peanut toast. 1096 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:45,000 Thank you very much. 1097 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,160 Thank you very much, Peter. 1098 00:55:46,300 --> 00:55:46,540 Yeah. 1099 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,140 Or Peter, thank you very much. 1100 00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:53,020 Where the hell am I going? 1101 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,480 Where the hell am I going? 1102 00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:57,340 Oh, around the corner. 1103 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:05,840 Mike. 1104 00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,180 Thank you very much, Mike. 1105 00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,040 Big shout out to you and all the other Raches out there. 1106 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,040 The Rache and the Rain. 1107 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,360 Was that a ghost? 1108 00:56:17,900 --> 00:56:20,520 Was that a ghost someone saying down the back of the old man? 1109 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:23,000 That's it. 1110 00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:24,180 Get another picture of her there. 1111 00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:26,260 Put it up on the internet. 1112 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,400 Put it on a forum. 1113 00:56:29,660 --> 00:56:30,040 That's mine. 1114 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:33,260 Stick it on social media. 1115 00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:35,920 Put a title on it. 1116 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:42,400 That's like, uh, you won't believe what happens next. 1117 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,560 I was on the bus. 1118 00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:47,380 And what happened next blew my effing mind. 1119 00:56:47,540 --> 00:56:48,540 But you don't have to say anything. 1120 00:56:48,540 --> 00:56:48,540 But you don't have to say anything. 1121 00:56:48,540 --> 00:56:48,540 You don't have to say anything. 1122 00:56:48,540 --> 00:56:48,600 You don't have to say anything. 1123 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:48,600 You don't have to say anything. 1124 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:48,600 You don't have to say anything. 1125 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:48,600 You don't have to say anything. 1126 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:49,100 You don't have to say anything. 1127 00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:49,780 Just get them. 1128 00:56:49,780 --> 00:56:50,500 Get them in. 1129 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:53,440 Get them to read the post and then to click on it. 1130 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,740 Do it religiously. 1131 00:56:56,740 --> 00:57:00,520 You don't even have to care about the content you're peddling out. 1132 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,800 Just get the fucking click. 1133 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,060 Get the click in. 1134 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,540 If they're clicking, then we're wicking. 1135 00:57:10,380 --> 00:57:10,780 Google. 1136 00:57:10,980 --> 00:57:11,940 Google will come through. 1137 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:15,760 Wrestle warehouse. 1138 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,620 Fucking wrestle mania. 1139 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,020 There's a bunch of people here at the warehouse now who want to get on. 1140 00:57:21,140 --> 00:57:23,000 They'll be wrestling each other to get into the door. 1141 00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:24,600 How are you doing? 1142 00:57:25,220 --> 00:57:25,840 How are you diddling? 1143 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:27,960 I'm going to be checking for you. 1144 00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:29,680 You're all walking on. 1145 00:57:29,740 --> 00:57:30,800 You've got the leap cards you do. 1146 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:31,620 Well. 1147 00:57:33,180 --> 00:57:36,940 Look at the woman in the purple top, everybody who's just got on. 1148 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:38,240 Look at her face. 1149 00:57:38,460 --> 00:57:39,420 And remember the face. 1150 00:57:40,020 --> 00:57:41,140 That's the face of shame. 1151 00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:44,860 That's the face of shame. 1152 00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:52,300 It's an awful shame I have to do that. 1153 00:57:53,260 --> 00:57:55,560 But that's the way things have gone, I'm afraid. 1154 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:57,900 We need to shame everybody. 1155 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:02,380 We need to actually bring back the stocks and put them uptown. 1156 00:58:02,380 --> 00:58:11,540 I suppose in the past now, what they used to have was they'd have stocks uptown and they'd put you in them. 1157 00:58:12,220 --> 00:58:17,480 And you could throw fucking rotten potatoes and rotten carrots and onions at them. 1158 00:58:17,900 --> 00:58:19,700 And it was a fantastic system. 1159 00:58:20,180 --> 00:58:20,880 Which we had. 1160 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,220 And which straightened everybody out. 1161 00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:30,340 And it didn't leave any bad, you know, mental scares on the person in question or anything like that. 1162 00:58:30,740 --> 00:58:34,640 It was civilization at its most civilized. 1163 00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:38,820 But now we've got rid of that and there's lawlessness to beat the band. 1164 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:42,120 How are you getting that? 1165 00:58:43,860 --> 00:58:46,640 Mark there says it was a great, a great system. 1166 00:58:47,220 --> 00:58:49,240 Well, I'm glad you're agreeing with me. 1167 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:50,460 And I tell you something, Mark. 1168 00:58:50,540 --> 00:58:51,320 I agree with you. 1169 00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:54,240 Coram, it did work. 1170 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,220 It just, it just worked. 1171 00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:58,260 It just worked. 1172 00:59:00,660 --> 00:59:01,660 It just worked. 1173 00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:02,780 Do you know? 1174 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:03,620 It just worked. 1175 00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:07,340 Heads and rists in the stocks. 1176 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:08,920 Get your cabbage. 1177 00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:10,560 Bring out your cabbages. 1178 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:12,140 Bring out your onions. 1179 00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:13,860 Bring out your shit. 1180 00:59:14,980 --> 00:59:17,120 It's time for a good old stocking. 1181 00:59:18,740 --> 00:59:25,960 And, uh, there might have been a bit of crack as well because they wouldn't have been able to stop anyone from throwing the stuff. 1182 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:34,280 You might have even been able to go up with a sneaky whip and whip the arse and then fucking run away. 1183 00:59:35,060 --> 00:59:38,300 It might, you know, who was going to stop you at that stage of the game? 1184 00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,740 Now, a weak student and a one. 1185 00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:43,820 Thank you. 1186 00:59:43,820 --> 00:59:44,540 Thank you. 1187 00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:51,420 Who was going to stop you from whipping somebody's arse if they were in the stocks, you know? 1188 00:59:52,020 --> 00:59:54,780 Did they have any legal rights? 1189 00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:56,220 You know? 1190 00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:58,120 Clara Lara. 1191 00:59:58,240 --> 00:59:58,880 Thank you very much. 1192 00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:00,560 Clara Lara. 1193 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,480 That's my very, very kind of you, Clara Lara. 1194 01:00:04,180 --> 01:00:05,180 Big shout out to you. 1195 01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:08,300 And I hope you're having a fantastic Sunday. 1196 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:09,740 Sontag. 1197 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:11,480 The Sabbath. 1198 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:13,380 Jesus' birthday. 1199 01:00:13,380 --> 01:00:16,480 Although it's not, but it's his favorite day. 1200 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:17,680 I don't have a busy donating. 1201 01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:19,360 And she got three buttery too. 1202 01:00:19,540 --> 01:00:20,260 Thank you very much. 1203 01:00:20,260 --> 01:00:21,260 I don't have a busy donating, yeah. 1204 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:23,620 That's a kind offering. 1205 01:00:24,260 --> 01:00:24,960 Peace offering. 1206 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,020 On today, the Sabbath. 1207 01:00:28,660 --> 01:00:32,260 It's pretty dark out now at this time, so it's technically a Black Sabbath. 1208 01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:34,160 But we'll transfer. 1209 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:34,800 Oh! 1210 01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:35,440 Look at that. 1211 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:36,400 See that lad? 1212 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:37,580 No fear. 1213 01:00:38,540 --> 01:00:39,640 No fear of fool. 1214 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:42,500 I nearly crashed the bus. 1215 01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:42,500 I nearly crashed the bus. 1216 01:00:43,020 --> 01:00:44,420 These guys need to watch out for them. 1217 01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:45,820 Absolute headbangers. 1218 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,620 Crossing over whenever they see a bit of a zebra. 1219 01:00:48,780 --> 01:00:50,460 Stretch with a bit of zebra and they're on it. 1220 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:51,000 Stop. 1221 01:00:51,260 --> 01:00:51,700 Harbour. 1222 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:53,340 Pier 3. 1223 01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:54,800 Pier 3, everybody. 1224 01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:58,540 Stand clear. 1225 01:00:58,920 --> 01:00:59,580 The doors are open. 1226 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:00,740 No. 1227 01:01:00,900 --> 01:01:01,520 Bit of sparkle. 1228 01:01:01,780 --> 01:01:02,540 Stand clear. 1229 01:01:03,020 --> 01:01:03,620 The doors are open. 1230 01:01:03,620 --> 01:01:04,340 Bit of sparkle. 1231 01:01:04,340 --> 01:01:04,340 Bit of sparkle. 1232 01:01:08,340 --> 01:01:09,780 Barkley never harmed anyone, eh? 1233 01:01:13,820 --> 01:01:15,960 Thank you very much, Jonathan. 1234 01:01:16,740 --> 01:01:18,880 You've great shoulders for a bushman, you say. 1235 01:01:18,980 --> 01:01:19,720 Thank you very much. 1236 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:22,140 But I'm not from the bush. 1237 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:27,020 Or the Australian outback. 1238 01:01:34,580 --> 01:01:35,060 Oh. 1239 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:38,120 But I'm a busman. 1240 01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:39,860 That Hans has a twin sister. 1241 01:01:39,860 --> 01:01:42,400 I've survived this long out in the outback of the bus world. 1242 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,220 So I suppose you could say I'm a bit of a bus trucker man. 1243 01:01:45,820 --> 01:01:47,160 Because I eat my lunch on the bus. 1244 01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:49,640 I had a packed lunch last day. 1245 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:51,160 Two sausage. 1246 01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:51,660 Two pudding. 1247 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,300 And a few beans. 1248 01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:56,640 So I was eating my truck. 1249 01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:57,820 I was a bus trucker man. 1250 01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:01,580 They could make a documentary about me about the things I find out on the bus. 1251 01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:03,580 And that would be a good one then. 1252 01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,300 And you'd be able to see me then in my helmet. 1253 01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:07,960 And how I handle the bus. 1254 01:02:08,220 --> 01:02:09,240 And also the truck. 1255 01:02:12,140 --> 01:02:12,800 How are you getting there? 1256 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,120 Oh my gosh. 1257 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:17,660 What is that sound? 1258 01:02:18,180 --> 01:02:20,080 Does anyone else hear that? 1259 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:20,680 Oh. 1260 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:22,380 Somebody's complaining about the sound. 1261 01:02:22,500 --> 01:02:24,180 Must be the sound of the fizz from the bottom. 1262 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:28,840 But. 1263 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,020 Getting back to 9-11. 1264 01:02:35,060 --> 01:02:36,640 Are you going to be on some mobile this Friday? 1265 01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,620 I often wonder could anybody have heard the sound of the jet before it fucking came in. 1266 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,740 Because when you see the second plane. 1267 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:43,900 The footage. 1268 01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:45,340 The cameras were primed. 1269 01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:45,880 Like you know. 1270 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:47,320 Sorry. 1271 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:48,220 I'm wasting time. 1272 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:48,340 Yeah. 1273 01:02:48,340 --> 01:02:49,540 I need to get back and drive. 1274 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,500 The cameras were primed. 1275 01:02:53,380 --> 01:02:56,060 And that is another element to the. 1276 01:03:00,220 --> 01:03:00,720 You know. 1277 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:02,100 You don't want to use a superlative. 1278 01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,060 Because it was an absolute tragedy. 1279 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:05,320 And. 1280 01:03:05,860 --> 01:03:06,300 Disaster. 1281 01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:07,620 But. 1282 01:03:07,860 --> 01:03:08,860 Next stop. 1283 01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:09,880 Paragraph. 1284 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:10,440 Administration. 1285 01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:13,060 In not the glorified sense. 1286 01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:15,500 Spectacular nature of the whole fucking event. 1287 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:15,900 Was that. 1288 01:03:16,700 --> 01:03:18,860 They'd managed to beguile the world. 1289 01:03:19,380 --> 01:03:20,140 Into tuning in. 1290 01:03:20,260 --> 01:03:20,740 Turning on. 1291 01:03:20,820 --> 01:03:21,400 And dropping out. 1292 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:22,900 Check this out. 1293 01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:26,540 Our ruling news. 1294 01:03:26,780 --> 01:03:27,340 Mindset. 1295 01:03:28,540 --> 01:03:28,840 Was. 1296 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:29,680 Primed. 1297 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:30,160 Tuned. 1298 01:03:30,260 --> 01:03:30,760 Plugged in. 1299 01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:31,580 And ready to go. 1300 01:03:31,660 --> 01:03:32,400 We fucking love it. 1301 01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:33,380 24 hours a day. 1302 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:33,700 News. 1303 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:33,980 News. 1304 01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:34,300 News. 1305 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:34,880 Headlines. 1306 01:03:35,220 --> 01:03:35,960 I can't wait. 1307 01:03:36,020 --> 01:03:37,660 Same headlines as you've seen an hour ago. 1308 01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:38,580 But repackaged. 1309 01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:39,820 We've got a new shot here. 1310 01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:40,940 We've got a new line here. 1311 01:03:40,980 --> 01:03:41,500 A new word. 1312 01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,760 This correspondent has said a new thing. 1313 01:03:45,060 --> 01:03:46,060 We fucking love it. 1314 01:03:46,180 --> 01:03:47,060 You need to know this. 1315 01:03:47,260 --> 01:03:47,820 Otherwise you're. 1316 01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:48,420 You're screwed. 1317 01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,320 I think actually our obsession with the news is that we need to. 1318 01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:53,540 We need something more than ourselves. 1319 01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:55,220 Sometimes we need to get out of the fucking head. 1320 01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:56,760 Because we can be inside the heads too much. 1321 01:03:57,340 --> 01:03:58,420 And it'll drive you insane. 1322 01:03:58,560 --> 01:03:58,740 You know. 1323 01:04:00,580 --> 01:04:01,620 But that day. 1324 01:04:01,860 --> 01:04:02,920 We were all churned in. 1325 01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:04,860 Ready to see. 1326 01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:06,720 What they laid out for us. 1327 01:04:08,620 --> 01:04:10,160 The poor souls. 1328 01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,260 in that building had been told to 1329 01:04:12,260 --> 01:04:13,080 state their desks. 1330 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:16,580 Because it wasn't their building that was on fire. 1331 01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:17,200 It was the other one. 1332 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,480 State your desks, everybody. Everything's gonna be fine. 1333 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,200 Go back to work. 1334 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:26,000 But it fucking wasn't. 1335 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,840 And that second plane now, 1336 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:32,460 it came in 1337 01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:33,820 at a faster speed, it looked like. 1338 01:04:35,420 --> 01:04:36,120 And it 1339 01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,240 shirked in like a big 1340 01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:39,860 metal fucking goose. 1341 01:04:39,860 --> 01:04:43,160 And the explosion was 1342 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:47,140 was hellish in nature. 1343 01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:50,660 How are you getting on two tickets? 1344 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,480 I'm just explaining 9-11 to the rest of the bus. 1345 01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:54,340 Welcome to the bus. 1346 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:04,240 Well, I hope she wasn't a banker. 1347 01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:06,540 On that day, up in 1348 01:05:06,540 --> 01:05:09,120 Morgan Stanley or Bear Stearns, they had about 1349 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,520 15 or 16 floors. 1350 01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:14,400 And, uh... 1351 01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:18,140 Next stop, Oil Harbor. 1352 01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:19,340 Oil Harbor, here we go. 1353 01:05:21,660 --> 01:05:22,880 It came in so fast, 1354 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:26,540 I doubt anybody heard it, but they might have seen it coming, you know. 1355 01:05:27,180 --> 01:05:30,260 But even then, would you have assumed that it was going to smash into you? 1356 01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,160 The people who had the vantage point in the south building. 1357 01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:39,900 Many of them maybe didn't actually see the first plane or know it was a plane that exploded in the other building. 1358 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:41,480 They might have only heard 1359 01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,660 that it was an explosion, 1360 01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:44,540 and that's that. 1361 01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:45,100 And that's that. 1362 01:05:45,100 --> 01:05:50,200 Still, I would have liked... I maybe would have got the hell out of there. 1363 01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:51,000 You never know. 1364 01:05:52,340 --> 01:05:53,040 You never know. 1365 01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:56,780 The sight and sound and everything might have actually kept you. 1366 01:05:56,780 --> 01:05:58,820 You might have been gawping and looking and just going, 1367 01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:01,640 Well, I'm going to stay and watch and see what happens here. 1368 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:03,960 You never know. 1369 01:06:05,100 --> 01:06:05,560 That's that. 1370 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,320 How are you getting on there? 1371 01:06:09,220 --> 01:06:10,820 She's with an impressive and mighty fleet. 1372 01:06:10,860 --> 01:06:11,380 Look at this one. 1373 01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:12,400 She doesn't even look. 1374 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,700 Doesn't even look where she's going. 1375 01:06:14,780 --> 01:06:15,980 Straight out in front of the bus. 1376 01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:17,660 And I've killed... 1377 01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:18,880 I've killed a few people now. 1378 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:21,120 I've killed people. 1379 01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:22,760 Because they haven't... 1380 01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:24,220 They haven't looked where they're going. 1381 01:06:25,860 --> 01:06:27,120 And that's on my conscience. 1382 01:06:28,580 --> 01:06:31,520 That's something I'm going to have to live with now for the rest of my life, you know. 1383 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:36,380 Frankie Shkones, how are you? 1384 01:06:37,540 --> 01:06:40,280 I hope you're well, Frankie Shkones. 1385 01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,620 And that everything is ticking along nicely for you. 1386 01:06:45,300 --> 01:06:48,140 And it's Sunday... lovely Sunday evening that we've got going on here. 1387 01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:54,580 Genghis Khan killed 40 million people, says Max Darwin. 1388 01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:59,080 That's on a level of beyond comprehension to me. 1389 01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:00,220 Brian Morrissey, how are you? 1390 01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:01,220 That's mine. 1391 01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,780 Thank you very much, Brian Morrissey. 1392 01:07:02,780 --> 01:07:04,960 Next stop, Oil Harbor. 1393 01:07:05,540 --> 01:07:05,980 North. 1394 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,880 But the paradigm shift wasn't such that now... 1395 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:16,020 Air travel has changed immensely. 1396 01:07:16,020 --> 01:07:17,020 I don't have a business donate. 1397 01:07:18,780 --> 01:07:19,820 Evil fish 89. 1398 01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:20,660 Thank you very much. 1399 01:07:21,880 --> 01:07:22,280 That's mine. 1400 01:07:22,420 --> 01:07:23,260 Evil fish 89. 1401 01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:24,900 How are you getting on, sing? 1402 01:07:28,900 --> 01:07:29,620 The regular. 1403 01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:30,800 And now what? 1404 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:31,800 But... 1405 01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:35,500 Thanks be to God now. 1406 01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:38,520 There's been no Al-Qaeda shenanigans for a while. 1407 01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:40,120 Anonymous. 1408 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:40,620 Thank you. 1409 01:07:40,620 --> 01:07:41,360 You don't have a business donate. 1410 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:41,740 Yeah. 1411 01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:44,100 Staying clear. 1412 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:45,260 The doors are closing. 1413 01:07:47,140 --> 01:07:47,680 It's been... 1414 01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:48,380 Staying clear. 1415 01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:49,560 The doors are closing. 1416 01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:51,120 At the time, so... 1417 01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,340 He was just one of the, the big names in America. 1418 01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:53,980 Jim Reeves. 1419 01:07:54,180 --> 01:07:54,680 Jim Reeves. 1420 01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:55,240 So... 1421 01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:58,660 Jim Reeves. 1422 01:07:58,660 --> 01:08:00,640 ...the first of July, 1964. 1423 01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:05,620 Well, I had played golf with him, uh... 1424 01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:06,880 Two weeks in a row. 1425 01:08:07,140 --> 01:08:08,700 But, uh, it makes you wonder... 1426 01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:11,820 What is next on the agenda, because... 1427 01:08:11,820 --> 01:08:18,240 ...I don't, uh, believe, now... 1428 01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:19,240 That... 1429 01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,240 That he alluded... 1430 01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:23,240 We've managed to stop... 1431 01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:24,240 Or quill... 1432 01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:26,240 ...any of the discord... 1433 01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:28,120 ...globally. 1434 01:08:28,540 --> 01:08:29,240 Between... 1435 01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,580 ...these major... 1436 01:08:31,580 --> 01:08:32,440 These parts of the world. 1437 01:08:32,660 --> 01:08:35,160 You know, the West, and the East, or whatever you want to call it. 1438 01:08:35,540 --> 01:08:36,920 I love the day of... 1439 01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:37,260 And... 1440 01:08:37,260 --> 01:08:38,300 ...two days of golfing. 1441 01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:39,960 And, uh... 1442 01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:40,680 Technology... 1443 01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:41,680 ...when the news... 1444 01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:43,180 ...can... 1445 01:08:43,180 --> 01:08:45,200 ...he changed your dreams to me. 1446 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:48,060 Because my grandmother was in a nursing home. 1447 01:08:48,060 --> 01:08:49,680 When it's invented, we don't realize... 1448 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:53,520 ...how technology will be used against us. 1449 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:55,320 I called him and told him that... 1450 01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:56,680 You know, we didn't say... 1451 01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:58,680 ...when we invented the planes... 1452 01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:02,960 ...well, sure, these are only going to be used by lads crashing into buildings, you know. 1453 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:03,960 And, uh... 1454 01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:05,140 But, uh... 1455 01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:06,840 ...the technology that we do invent... 1456 01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:08,840 ...you can bet your bottom dollar... 1457 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:09,840 ...it will be... 1458 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,560 ...used against... 1459 01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:12,680 ...thunderstorms... 1460 01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:14,300 ...in one format or another. 1461 01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:16,480 And, uh... 1462 01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:21,260 ...it doesn't stop at the egregious example of planes smashing into feckin' buildings. 1463 01:09:24,260 --> 01:09:24,940 There, uh... 1464 01:09:24,940 --> 01:09:25,360 That... 1465 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:26,060 ...that kinda... 1466 01:09:26,060 --> 01:09:28,020 ...that kinda feckin' imagery... 1467 01:09:28,020 --> 01:09:30,860 ...will only seek to defuse many of the lesser and... 1468 01:09:30,860 --> 01:09:31,740 ...and probably... 1469 01:09:31,740 --> 01:09:32,740 ...uh... 1470 01:09:32,740 --> 01:09:34,340 ...more all-encompassing... 1471 01:09:34,340 --> 01:09:37,200 ...methods of control which are goin' on... 1472 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:38,620 ...Facebook, Google... 1473 01:09:38,620 --> 01:09:41,060 ...the NSA, Eddie Snowden... 1474 01:09:41,060 --> 01:09:43,260 ...he uncovered all of it. 1475 01:09:43,260 --> 01:09:45,080 ...you're being watched... 1476 01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:46,300 ...you're being tapped... 1477 01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:47,420 ...and you're... 1478 01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:49,700 ...you're being taken for a feckin' ride, that's for sure. 1479 01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:50,580 We're all being watched. 1480 01:09:50,580 --> 01:09:52,640 All your phone calls are being watched. 1481 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:53,840 Oh yeah, man. 1482 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:59,300 What an absolute joke it is they're tellin' us that they're telling end-to-end peer encryption... 1483 01:09:59,300 --> 01:10:01,300 ...on your WhatsApps. 1484 01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:03,900 ...they're no more encrypted than... 1485 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:03,900 ...than... 1486 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:07,020 ...my feckin' box of fags. 1487 01:10:07,020 --> 01:10:08,620 ...which is open... 1488 01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:09,620 ...all day, every day. 1489 01:10:09,620 --> 01:10:10,620 ...ready for access. 1490 01:10:10,620 --> 01:10:11,620 ...ready for access. 1491 01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:12,620 ...you know. 1492 01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:16,340 ...you're being watched so you need to fuckin' watch them. 1493 01:10:16,340 --> 01:10:18,940 ...we hit a pothole too fast. 1494 01:10:18,940 --> 01:10:20,940 ...15 grand. 1495 01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:21,940 ...we've... 1496 01:10:21,940 --> 01:10:22,940 ...we've... 1497 01:10:22,940 --> 01:10:23,940 ...we've... 1498 01:10:23,940 --> 01:10:25,940 ...two fair dodges we missed out. 1499 01:10:25,940 --> 01:10:28,940 ...one late arrival at the bus stop. 1500 01:10:28,940 --> 01:10:30,940 ...one passenger left behind. 1501 01:10:30,940 --> 01:10:31,940 ...insane. 1502 01:10:31,940 --> 01:10:33,940 ...insane numbers. 1503 01:10:33,940 --> 01:10:36,940 ...and have we completed our map? 1504 01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:37,940 ...we have... 1505 01:10:37,940 --> 01:10:38,940 ...we've only need to... 1506 01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:40,940 ...we only need to make these... 1507 01:10:40,940 --> 01:10:42,940 ...bus stops go to level three now. 1508 01:10:42,940 --> 01:10:43,940 ...I don't know... 1509 01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:44,940 ...I don't know... 1510 01:10:44,940 --> 01:10:45,940 ...I don't know... 1511 01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:46,940 ...how to do that. 1512 01:10:46,940 --> 01:10:50,540 ...they say make the highlighted bus stops... 1513 01:10:50,540 --> 01:10:51,540 ...level three. 1514 01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:53,540 ...these fellas here. 1515 01:10:53,540 --> 01:10:55,540 ...Dr. Julius Matscher Street. 1516 01:10:55,540 --> 01:10:57,540 ...Ambergaten. 1517 01:10:57,540 --> 01:10:59,540 ...Groise Alley. 1518 01:10:59,540 --> 01:11:00,540 ...must be the French... 1519 01:11:00,540 --> 01:11:01,540 ...French... 1520 01:11:01,540 --> 01:11:02,540 ...sector or something. 1521 01:11:06,540 --> 01:11:07,140 ...we're... 1522 01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:08,540 ...we're gonna have to make a new route. 1523 01:11:08,540 --> 01:11:11,540 ...we put these babies on... 1524 01:11:11,540 --> 01:11:12,540 ...on a little route. 1525 01:11:12,540 --> 01:11:15,540 ...roadmap to peace. 1526 01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:18,140 ...in the middle east. 1527 01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:20,140 ...in the middle east. 1528 01:11:20,140 --> 01:11:21,140 ...roadmap to peace. 1529 01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:21,140 ... 1530 01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:23,140 ...Camp David. 1531 01:11:23,140 --> 01:11:23,140 ... 1532 01:11:23,140 --> 01:11:25,140 ...Camp David. 1533 01:11:25,140 --> 01:11:26,740 ...what ever happened to Camp David? 1534 01:11:26,740 --> 01:11:28,740 ...is he still knocking around? 1535 01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:33,740 ... 1536 01:11:33,740 --> 01:11:34,740 ...did he come out of the closet? 1537 01:11:34,740 --> 01:11:34,740 ... 1538 01:11:34,740 --> 01:11:35,340 ...but... 1539 01:11:35,340 --> 01:11:36,340 ...not we're okay. 1540 01:11:36,340 --> 01:11:37,340 ...we can save that. 1541 01:11:37,340 --> 01:11:38,340 ... 1542 01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:40,340 ...maybe that'll make... 1543 01:11:40,340 --> 01:11:41,340 ...make these babies... 1544 01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:42,340 ...eh... 1545 01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:44,340 ...level up to level three. 1546 01:11:44,340 --> 01:11:45,340 ...I'm not sure. 1547 01:11:45,340 --> 01:11:45,940 ...I'm not sure. 1548 01:11:45,940 --> 01:11:46,940 ...I'm not sure. 1549 01:11:46,940 --> 01:11:47,940 ...I'm not sure. 1550 01:11:47,940 --> 01:11:48,540 ...I'm not sure. 1551 01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:49,540 ...I'm not sure. 1552 01:11:49,540 --> 01:11:50,140 ...I'm not sure. 1553 01:11:50,140 --> 01:11:51,140 ...I'm not sure. 1554 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,140 ...I'm not sure. 1555 01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:52,740 ...I'm not sure. 1556 01:11:52,740 --> 01:12:15,060 There's a national holiday today, more people than usual will take the bus. Well, we won't cry over spilt milk. Because every customer is going to be a pain customer. Unless they're scab. Unless they're fair dodging. In which case we can take the bullock by the horns. 1557 01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:38,100 I be taking the bull by the neck. And this little journey is not going to be a... I'm not going to be letting people down willy nilly. We're going to take the bull by the bollocks on this one. That's a warning to everybody. 1558 01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:54,020 I'm not going to be away. No, from chimneys. Sweet Beast Milk. Thank you very much. European customer. As is Frankie Schoonz and Brian Morrissey and Evil Fish 89. 1559 01:12:58,660 --> 01:13:02,140 Thank you very much for that. It's a kind situation. 1560 01:13:05,100 --> 01:13:16,500 Merci Aileen. Thank you very much, Merci Aileen. That's mine. Thank you very much, Merci. You're putting the shine on my shoes, Merci. 1561 01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:21,960 You're putting the shine back in my shoe. 1562 01:13:27,100 --> 01:13:39,900 Stephen Berlomingham. Thank you very much Stephen. Like just like Mercy you're putting a shine in my shoes. 1563 01:13:39,900 --> 01:13:44,900 *Crickets* 1564 01:13:44,900 --> 01:14:14,580 *Crickets* The people are doing 11 hours jobs and who have the moralising, pontificating who say "oh we need to cut it back to the Northern Ireland system" and they don't have the moral right to stand and stand for the people of this country. And it's you Pat Kenny who will get £600,000 a year for doing 11 hours a week and you have the dignity to speak about people on the social welfare, on disability. 1565 01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:18,960 And then you pontificate against ministers and their corrupt system. 1566 01:14:19,340 --> 01:14:25,420 Your RTE and the Elite 20 top players do not deserve the money they get. 1567 01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:29,040 And you need to be confronted for your moralizing and your hypocrisy. 1568 01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:34,300 600,000 and at the boom time you're wearing 900,000, Pat. 1569 01:14:34,620 --> 01:14:39,080 900,000 pounds for RTE, not ABC Nightline. 1570 01:14:42,140 --> 01:14:43,620 I ain't sorry, hold that now. 1571 01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:45,680 I had a lack of indigestion. 1572 01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:52,680 Now, you get on the road. 1573 01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:54,440 Onwards and upwards. 1574 01:14:55,540 --> 01:14:56,340 Isn't that what they say? 1575 01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:57,320 Isn't that it? 1576 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,880 We're going into snail's pace today because we don't want to kill anyone. 1577 01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:12,780 How are you doing? 1578 01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:16,440 You've got a weathered face. 1579 01:15:16,660 --> 01:15:17,640 And I can't. 1580 01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:20,520 Your face has seen seven seasons in one day. 1581 01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:22,420 I'm only messing. 1582 01:15:22,420 --> 01:15:22,440 I'm only messing. 1583 01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:24,820 You're a handsome bastard. 1584 01:15:26,140 --> 01:15:26,960 I'm only messing. 1585 01:15:27,340 --> 01:15:27,840 No, I am. 1586 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:28,960 I am not about the handsome. 1587 01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:31,480 I'll stop complimenting you now. 1588 01:15:32,220 --> 01:15:37,160 I was just trying to save myself from saying you had a withered face. 1589 01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:40,260 But I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me either. 1590 01:15:40,260 --> 01:15:41,820 I don't think you're beautiful. 1591 01:15:43,220 --> 01:15:45,120 Anyway, would you like a ticket to the bus? 1592 01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:45,840 You can have a ticket. 1593 01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:46,460 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1594 01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:46,460 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1595 01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:46,460 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1596 01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:46,460 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1597 01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:46,460 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1598 01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:47,460 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1599 01:15:47,460 --> 01:15:48,460 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1600 01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:49,080 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1601 01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:51,080 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1602 01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:53,080 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1603 01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:54,080 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1604 01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,080 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1605 01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:56,080 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1606 01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:57,080 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1607 01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:58,080 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1608 01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,080 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1609 01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:00,080 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1610 01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:01,080 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1611 01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:02,080 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1612 01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:03,080 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1613 01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:05,080 I don't want you to get the wrong impression of me. 1614 01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:19,320 ironed. 56 euro please. It's a lot of money but he'll get you a lot of trips. You'll be 1615 01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:27,260 tripping balls. How are you? You look a bit pale. You look a bit green about the gills. 1616 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:33,660 I'm not talking about your green top. I'm talking about your face. Margaret Gallagher 1617 01:16:33,660 --> 01:17:03,580 was asking for you. She's asking about whether or not you want to go to Sligo. Now, no, no, no, no, no. Let's turn that off just in case. We don't want to. He was talking about tragedy there. It's an awful shame when somebody talks about tragedy. Unless, of course, you are the Swedish power pop group ABBA who can talk about tragedy all night long because that 1618 01:17:03,580 --> 01:17:26,220 tune is fantastic. How are you getting that? If we can get that playing. Actually, it was the Bee Gees. Actually, it wasn't the Bee Gees. It was Shteps. I beg your pardon. The fucking lyrical genius of H from Shteps. 1619 01:17:26,580 --> 01:17:32,920 Or a tragedy. How are you getting that? An absolute disco classic from 1998. 1620 01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:33,360 Oh. 1621 01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:37,720 Oh. 1622 01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:43,720 No! 1623 01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:45,720 No! 1624 01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:47,720 No! 1625 01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:56,880 No! 1626 01:17:56,880 --> 01:18:14,300 I'm on a bus. 1627 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:17,200 How are you getting that? 1628 01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,680 There we go. There we go. 1629 01:18:21,940 --> 01:18:25,760 Close the doors, hit the gas, and off we go. 1630 01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:33,520 Come on, we're going home. I'm driving all these people home. 1631 01:18:33,940 --> 01:18:37,340 They can't believe it. They're on the phone. 1632 01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:43,020 Fishing into music really loud. Really loud. 1633 01:18:46,020 --> 01:18:51,020 Turn it out. The music you are lifting through is fucking loud. 1634 01:18:51,660 --> 01:18:55,220 It's really doing all our heads in one set view. 1635 01:18:55,220 --> 01:18:59,420 To turn down the volume. It's really loud. 1636 01:19:00,940 --> 01:19:01,900 Thank you. 1637 01:19:02,860 --> 01:19:03,760 Take it please. 1638 01:19:04,940 --> 01:19:06,460 I'm on my knees. 1639 01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:09,460 And they're trying to scamp me. 1640 01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:10,660 Take it. 1641 01:19:11,300 --> 01:19:13,100 Let me check that. 1642 01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:15,560 You've got the quick fare. 1643 01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,400 You're going nowhere. 1644 01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:26,260 Now, we were having a little bit of fun there with the tragedy. 1645 01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:34,420 And isn't it an awful tragedy now that this bucking on the phone didn't think to part ways with one euro 80? 1646 01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:37,160 You're a scumbag, sir. 1647 01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:38,960 I already showed you my ticket. 1648 01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:39,860 Here's the ticket. 1649 01:19:39,860 --> 01:19:40,240 No problem. 1650 01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:40,900 Where is it? 1651 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,160 Hold on. 1652 01:19:42,340 --> 01:19:42,960 How often? 1653 01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:43,280 Sure. 1654 01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:47,360 This guy complaining about me asking him to show the ticket. 1655 01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:47,640 Of course. 1656 01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:47,640 Of course. 1657 01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:48,080 Here you go. 1658 01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:48,360 What? 1659 01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:50,260 Oh, here you go. 1660 01:19:50,940 --> 01:19:51,620 Great stuff. 1661 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:54,900 Great stuff. 1662 01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:00,820 Now, we'll move. 1663 01:20:03,380 --> 01:20:04,440 Movers or losers. 1664 01:20:04,440 --> 01:20:34,420 Oh, here you go. 1665 01:20:34,420 --> 01:20:37,060 I don't think now the... 1666 01:20:37,060 --> 01:20:38,580 About three years after that. 1667 01:20:38,580 --> 01:20:42,520 That global terror is gone forever. 1668 01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:46,820 And we've yet to see the worse. 1669 01:20:47,860 --> 01:20:49,580 We've yet to see worse than 9-11. 1670 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:56,200 And as a spectacle, that was something. 1671 01:20:56,860 --> 01:21:02,800 But probably much worse will be the construction of a dirty bomb by terrorists. 1672 01:21:03,340 --> 01:21:06,940 Because science and technology, as I said, it's moving at a pace. 1673 01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:08,440 We have no control over it. 1674 01:21:08,700 --> 01:21:11,340 And the technology will always be used against us as well. 1675 01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:13,360 They invented the planes. 1676 01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:17,020 They didn't think there'd be lads taking the planes and throwing them into buildings. 1677 01:21:17,260 --> 01:21:18,140 Danny boy, of course. 1678 01:21:18,620 --> 01:21:18,980 Thanks. 1679 01:21:20,420 --> 01:21:21,800 Passenger planes, like, you know. 1680 01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:28,340 When they invented passenger trains, they didn't think that they'd be used to ferry off people to concentration camps. 1681 01:21:28,340 --> 01:21:40,440 You know, everything that we take for granted and we use as a normal bit of technology could and will and probably will actually be used against us in due course. 1682 01:21:41,340 --> 01:21:44,760 But you can rest assured if you are living in Ireland. 1683 01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:48,460 And this is one of the saving fucking graces of this place. 1684 01:21:48,660 --> 01:21:48,880 Really? 1685 01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:49,880 How are you? 1686 01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:50,320 Yeah. 1687 01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:52,620 And he had a record. 1688 01:21:52,620 --> 01:21:55,640 As if we keep out of the bad business, you know. 1689 01:21:56,360 --> 01:22:05,820 And we just focus on getting by and minding our own business and having a care and compassion for our fellow men. 1690 01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:21,280 You know, I hope to God now I'm right in saying that the kind of atrocities that we've seen around the globe will not be visited upon our shores. 1691 01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:26,020 We're in a safe place, a safe environment. 1692 01:22:28,020 --> 01:22:36,320 I was saying that to Johnny, but he does actually think that there is an ongoing terror plot to destroy Bohola. 1693 01:22:37,460 --> 01:22:40,880 And I told him that he's actually paranoid. 1694 01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:42,540 But he says it's true. 1695 01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:44,280 East Texas is really where I grew up. 1696 01:22:45,900 --> 01:22:48,520 And so something is going to happen one of the days. 1697 01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:49,320 That's all he said. 1698 01:22:49,420 --> 01:22:49,700 He never. 1699 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,500 I said, can you elaborate, Johnny? 1700 01:22:52,220 --> 01:22:53,680 Can you elaborate on that? 1701 01:22:54,860 --> 01:22:55,420 Suggestions. 1702 01:22:55,900 --> 01:22:57,980 Bohola is going to be flattened. 1703 01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:02,500 He said, who's to say Bohola is going to be flattened? 1704 01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,240 He says, all I'm saying is. 1705 01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,100 This afternoon, it goes. 1706 01:23:07,480 --> 01:23:08,020 They know. 1707 01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:10,700 They know that it's the jewel in the Mayo crown. 1708 01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:14,080 And it's a jewel in the Mayo. 1709 01:23:15,620 --> 01:23:16,620 It's like a diamond. 1710 01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:18,920 Some people in the coast. 1711 01:23:20,140 --> 01:23:21,940 And the evil terror operations. 1712 01:23:22,700 --> 01:23:25,220 Next thing you know, we almost thought we were just. 1713 01:23:25,220 --> 01:23:26,080 We have that in our sights. 1714 01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:27,520 People in our life and Cairon. 1715 01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:30,040 And it's just. 1716 01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:31,680 So I don't know about that. 1717 01:23:31,820 --> 01:23:32,980 It's a nice place to be. 1718 01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,860 I think twice about going for a pint and something. 1719 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:35,820 All the way in anyway. 1720 01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:38,860 To stand up on the middle of the floor and make an announcement. 1721 01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:42,980 You know, to say that we have those distinguished guests among them. 1722 01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:44,500 And they all remember Jim Reeves. 1723 01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,800 So hello to everyone out in the Gills pub. 1724 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:47,540 David Cassidy. 1725 01:23:47,700 --> 01:23:48,720 Are you going to the collection? 1726 01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:49,800 Or you said, no, I'm not. 1727 01:23:49,860 --> 01:23:51,260 I'm not. 1728 01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:52,260 They've also seen CDs. 1729 01:23:52,440 --> 01:23:54,540 So everyone's happy in Ballyhornes tonight. 1730 01:23:54,540 --> 01:23:56,280 They have a great photograph of John Wayne up there. 1731 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:56,900 Ballyhornes. 1732 01:23:56,900 --> 01:23:58,380 They're at the back of the bar there somewhere, I think. 1733 01:23:58,560 --> 01:23:59,500 I remember seeing that there. 1734 01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:02,800 They do have a great photograph of John Wayne back at the bar in Ballyhornes. 1735 01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:03,500 All the folks out there. 1736 01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:05,700 I know this because I took that photograph. 1737 01:24:05,940 --> 01:24:07,620 We haven't time to do all the pubs, you know. 1738 01:24:07,860 --> 01:24:08,980 But maybe another day. 1739 01:24:08,980 --> 01:24:11,380 When I was on the 12 pubs of Christmas there with John Wayne. 1740 01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:12,900 I had one thing about it, though. 1741 01:24:14,020 --> 01:24:16,780 60, 50, going back 50, 60 years ago now. 1742 01:24:17,980 --> 01:24:21,240 Myself and John Wayne were in Los Angeles, the City of Angels. 1743 01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:30,960 And I was saying, John, the movie will always be there. 1744 01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:32,760 But the pints won't. 1745 01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:33,420 He's doing a great job. 1746 01:24:33,700 --> 01:24:36,520 So he came on the pints in June. 1747 01:24:37,020 --> 01:24:37,780 He did the 12 pints. 1748 01:24:37,980 --> 01:24:40,880 The 12 pubs of Christmas in June because he was going to be locked up. 1749 01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:42,920 He had a busy schedule, you think. 1750 01:24:43,020 --> 01:24:45,180 I had a theater in Branson for five years. 1751 01:24:45,220 --> 01:24:46,860 And I took a photograph of him. 1752 01:24:47,540 --> 01:24:50,300 I said, I'm going to bring this back to Ballyhornes now and stick it behind the bar. 1753 01:24:50,300 --> 01:24:51,040 And I didn't miss one. 1754 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:53,040 He said, that's fine, Tommy. 1755 01:24:53,700 --> 01:24:54,520 Take it away. 1756 01:24:54,580 --> 01:24:58,900 He said he'd come and visit me. 1757 01:24:58,900 --> 01:24:59,420 Oh, yeah. 1758 01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:01,300 He never did. 1759 01:25:01,380 --> 01:25:03,620 Even when he was in the fucking country, he never visited me. 1760 01:25:04,220 --> 01:25:05,640 We spent five years there. 1761 01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:08,740 I went down to see him filming. 1762 01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:19,180 He was on the show himself for one of his Hollywood movies. 1763 01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:20,320 We were filming over here. 1764 01:25:21,860 --> 01:25:22,420 Famous one. 1765 01:25:22,420 --> 01:25:23,800 In Minnesota, you need to meet. 1766 01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:25,780 And I went up. 1767 01:25:25,860 --> 01:25:27,400 I said, John, remember me? 1768 01:25:27,480 --> 01:25:27,880 It's Tommy. 1769 01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:30,480 Remember we were on the pace there a few years back in Hollywood. 1770 01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:35,060 And he just looked at me and he said, who is this guy? 1771 01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:36,500 Secure. 1772 01:25:37,700 --> 01:25:41,640 And his security just came and fucking strangled me. 1773 01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:42,560 He took me away. 1774 01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:43,720 I was being strangled. 1775 01:25:45,560 --> 01:25:47,980 You always said you go for pints with me, John. 1776 01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:50,940 You said you go for pints with me. 1777 01:25:50,940 --> 01:25:52,400 I'm on every Thursday. 1778 01:25:53,900 --> 01:25:56,560 And he was waved by lie as I was being carried away. 1779 01:25:56,820 --> 01:25:58,960 So that soured the man for me. 1780 01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:02,740 Now I actually had more respect for John Wayne before he had his cronies. 1781 01:26:03,740 --> 01:26:05,560 Fucking bungled me off into a van. 1782 01:26:06,380 --> 01:26:12,400 And they brought me into a forest where I was decanted into a hole. 1783 01:26:13,060 --> 01:26:14,640 And then they filled that hole with liquor. 1784 01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:17,860 And it was a pleasant surprise for me. 1785 01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:20,120 Because I'd never been, one, I'd never been kidnapped. 1786 01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:22,440 So I was pretty scared at the time. 1787 01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:27,520 But true, I'd never been submerged in a hole of liquor. 1788 01:26:27,520 --> 01:26:28,800 I think I'll need several tickets. 1789 01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:30,980 I did a great job because it seemed only at early for the birthday. 1790 01:26:30,980 --> 01:26:33,040 No, I wasn't licking anyone's hole. 1791 01:26:33,700 --> 01:26:35,860 You know, singing their praises. 1792 01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:37,160 But they did a great job. 1793 01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:39,560 I was submerged in that hole. 1794 01:26:39,660 --> 01:26:40,740 I drank myself out of it. 1795 01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,040 I had to fucking walk away from it. 1796 01:26:43,780 --> 01:26:45,120 I had to walk away from it. 1797 01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:49,700 Because it was becoming too much of a nice situation. 1798 01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:54,480 Being submerged in high alcohol volume liquor. 1799 01:26:54,480 --> 01:26:58,580 It's 80. 1800 01:26:58,900 --> 01:27:00,940 It's the nicest way to put it was. 1801 01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:03,060 It was 80 plus fat. 1802 01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:05,820 For the whole enterprise. 1803 01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:15,000 Shoulders, thank you very much. 1804 01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:20,680 Thanks to John. 1805 01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:24,460 Big shout out to Sheila as well. 1806 01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:26,160 In Mam Quack. 1807 01:27:27,300 --> 01:27:28,400 Who's living the life. 1808 01:27:29,900 --> 01:27:33,460 After fucking winning 2,000 euro on the scratch card there the last day. 1809 01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:35,140 Best of luck, Sheila. 1810 01:27:37,020 --> 01:27:40,120 Hopefully you can buy that new washing line you've been on about for too long. 1811 01:27:43,060 --> 01:27:43,500 Oh yeah. 1812 01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:49,220 The quiet shlug. 1813 01:27:49,220 --> 01:27:49,600 Thank you. 1814 01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:50,620 Thanks, Pat for that. 1815 01:27:51,260 --> 01:27:51,720 And um... 1816 01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:54,600 Thank you very much, the quiet shlug. 1817 01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:55,640 And to see a... 1818 01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:56,660 Well, um... 1819 01:27:56,660 --> 01:27:58,100 I wouldn't say you're on tour. 1820 01:27:58,220 --> 01:27:59,980 So it's just doing that particular gig really. 1821 01:28:00,140 --> 01:28:01,260 Shlug on tour. 1822 01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:03,360 Coming through a bus stop near you. 1823 01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:06,560 Have you got your ticket? 1824 01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:09,480 Have you got the right change for the ticket? 1825 01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:13,320 You're gonna have the right change. 1826 01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:14,020 Octoboth. 1827 01:28:14,100 --> 01:28:14,820 Thank you very much. 1828 01:28:15,380 --> 01:28:16,700 Make sure you have the right change. 1829 01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:18,740 And goodnight. 1830 01:28:19,740 --> 01:28:20,680 Have the right change. 1831 01:28:24,680 --> 01:28:25,520 How to tell him. 1832 01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:27,380 You need to have the change. 1833 01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:28,880 Why don't you have the change? 1834 01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:29,140 What? 1835 01:28:29,140 --> 01:28:32,940 Nobody getting after. 1836 01:28:32,940 --> 01:28:34,080 I don't know what's they like, you know. 1837 01:28:34,740 --> 01:28:35,620 I let them on anyway. 1838 01:28:35,740 --> 01:28:36,220 I don't know. 1839 01:28:36,720 --> 01:28:37,980 Nobody coming up the next time. 1840 01:28:37,980 --> 01:28:38,320 What should I get to now? 1841 01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:39,640 With the wrong change. 1842 01:28:41,100 --> 01:28:44,800 Next stop, Dr. Julius Basterstreet. 1843 01:28:45,940 --> 01:28:47,460 You need to have the right change, you see. 1844 01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:49,500 Makes it easier for me. 1845 01:28:51,020 --> 01:28:51,580 Lovely stuff. 1846 01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:52,480 Look at that there now. 1847 01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:52,860 Thank you. 1848 01:28:54,780 --> 01:28:55,520 Cheese fountain. 1849 01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:57,380 That must be a new place. 1850 01:28:57,480 --> 01:28:58,060 It's opened up. 1851 01:28:58,060 --> 01:29:00,400 Cheese fountain. 1852 01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:06,200 That used to be tenements and place for people to live. 1853 01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:07,780 But now it's a cheese fountain shop. 1854 01:29:09,380 --> 01:29:13,860 All the modern people like, you know, the yuppies. 1855 01:29:15,540 --> 01:29:20,440 Gentrification is happening around the town and taking all the buildings and turning them into fucking cheese houses. 1856 01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:25,600 We don't know this town. 1857 01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:26,540 I don't know it. 1858 01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:28,540 Ten years ago it wouldn't have been like this. 1859 01:29:29,300 --> 01:29:30,880 I've completely lost all my bearings. 1860 01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:35,420 How sad is it that I have to use sat nav? 1861 01:29:36,220 --> 01:29:36,940 Sad nav? 1862 01:29:37,440 --> 01:29:40,500 Around my own city because I do not know where I'm going half the time. 1863 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:42,160 It's changing too fast. 1864 01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:44,240 It's changing too fast. 1865 01:29:45,540 --> 01:29:47,160 I don't know where I'm going or what's happening. 1866 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,440 And it's hard to be in the best form. 1867 01:29:50,160 --> 01:29:52,200 You'd love to be in the greatest form of your life, you know. 1868 01:29:52,980 --> 01:29:54,660 The kind of form where anything is possible. 1869 01:29:57,060 --> 01:29:59,080 But it's hard to keep going. 1870 01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:00,360 Sometimes. 1871 01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:02,000 And you've got the black beast. 1872 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:02,980 The dog. 1873 01:30:03,620 --> 01:30:04,140 Chasing you. 1874 01:30:04,780 --> 01:30:05,940 Trying to get on your back. 1875 01:30:06,220 --> 01:30:07,120 Strangle you out of it. 1876 01:30:08,560 --> 01:30:09,820 You've got to shake him off. 1877 01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:11,140 Like Taylor Swift. 1878 01:30:12,820 --> 01:30:14,060 And fucking keep running. 1879 01:30:14,300 --> 01:30:14,760 And keep going. 1880 01:30:15,900 --> 01:30:17,420 Because the only thing that will... 1881 01:30:17,420 --> 01:30:19,060 The only thing the black dog... 1882 01:30:19,060 --> 01:30:20,360 I think I'll need several tickets, please. 1883 01:30:20,480 --> 01:30:21,460 Doesn't understand. 1884 01:30:22,100 --> 01:30:23,900 Is the onward march of progress. 1885 01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:28,520 It doesn't have enough steam in its chest to keep up with you. 1886 01:30:29,740 --> 01:30:31,880 But if you stop the progress yourself. 1887 01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:34,280 It catches up with you and it'll bite you in the arse. 1888 01:30:36,580 --> 01:30:37,020 Now. 1889 01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:38,480 Single. 1890 01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:39,240 Regular. 1891 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:40,560 And a two. 1892 01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:44,000 That's two and five sixty back in your pocket. 1893 01:30:44,740 --> 01:30:46,780 And I hope you're having a lovely Sunday evening. 1894 01:30:47,740 --> 01:30:48,420 How are you, missus? 1895 01:30:49,300 --> 01:30:50,240 Are you getting on the bus? 1896 01:30:51,720 --> 01:30:52,240 Are you getting on? 1897 01:30:53,380 --> 01:30:53,740 Hello? 1898 01:30:55,880 --> 01:30:58,380 Are you getting on? 1899 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:00,780 Are you getting on? 1900 01:31:00,780 --> 01:31:00,780 Are you getting on? 1901 01:31:01,060 --> 01:31:01,260 Hey? 1902 01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:08,120 I don't think she wants to get on. 1903 01:31:08,480 --> 01:31:10,940 Sometimes you don't need to give them a bit of encouragement. 1904 01:31:11,240 --> 01:31:11,800 Because... 1905 01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:12,860 They might be... 1906 01:31:12,860 --> 01:31:15,100 They might be too scared to get on the bus. 1907 01:31:15,480 --> 01:31:16,660 I usually find... 1908 01:31:16,660 --> 01:31:17,500 And stop. 1909 01:31:18,420 --> 01:31:19,660 Firing out a few sounds... 1910 01:31:20,660 --> 01:31:21,500 Gets the attention. 1911 01:31:21,660 --> 01:31:21,800 You know? 1912 01:31:21,840 --> 01:31:22,780 It makes them feel comfortable. 1913 01:31:24,460 --> 01:31:25,740 Makes them feel good. 1914 01:31:26,740 --> 01:31:27,940 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1915 01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:29,260 How are you, Tommy? 1916 01:31:29,380 --> 01:31:30,140 Thank you very much. 1917 01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:31,180 Are you doing a bit of donating? 1918 01:31:31,300 --> 01:31:31,520 Yeah. 1919 01:31:31,900 --> 01:31:32,660 Thank you very much. 1920 01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:33,080 That's mine. 1921 01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:34,500 Appreciate that. 1922 01:31:34,900 --> 01:31:35,840 Big shout out to you, Tommy. 1923 01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:37,880 And all the best. 1924 01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:40,380 Hopefully your cabbages are in season. 1925 01:31:45,620 --> 01:31:46,120 Oh, yeah. 1926 01:31:46,220 --> 01:31:48,040 I had a mighty cabbage there the other day. 1927 01:31:48,300 --> 01:31:49,500 When I bought it in the shop, 1928 01:31:50,480 --> 01:31:51,780 The man was taking out all the... 1929 01:31:51,780 --> 01:31:52,820 He had a sack of cabbages. 1930 01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:53,880 And I... 1931 01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:55,480 Because I'd seen the ones that were out on display. 1932 01:31:55,580 --> 01:31:56,000 I said to him, 1933 01:31:56,340 --> 01:31:57,180 Have you any out the bag? 1934 01:31:57,460 --> 01:31:58,960 And he went and got a brand new bag. 1935 01:31:59,280 --> 01:31:59,960 Sack of cabbage. 1936 01:32:00,960 --> 01:32:03,180 And he produced a polythene bag full of cabbage. 1937 01:32:03,660 --> 01:32:04,740 I stuck my hand in. 1938 01:32:05,460 --> 01:32:06,460 Grabbed the first head. 1939 01:32:07,240 --> 01:32:07,940 Lifted it out and... 1940 01:32:07,940 --> 01:32:11,620 It smelled fucking delicious. 1941 01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:13,760 But it felt awful sweaty. 1942 01:32:13,960 --> 01:32:15,560 Because it had been in the polythene bag. 1943 01:32:16,920 --> 01:32:18,780 Out in the stock room, which was humid. 1944 01:32:19,660 --> 01:32:20,600 And I said to your man, 1945 01:32:21,300 --> 01:32:23,160 This cabbage is awful sweaty. 1946 01:32:23,300 --> 01:32:24,120 Have you another bag? 1947 01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:25,340 And he went and... 1948 01:32:25,340 --> 01:32:26,400 Have you a bag that's a net? 1949 01:32:27,020 --> 01:32:28,420 And he went out the back. 1950 01:32:28,540 --> 01:32:29,880 And he brought out a net of cabbages. 1951 01:32:30,300 --> 01:32:30,660 I said, 1952 01:32:31,140 --> 01:32:32,720 These cabbages won't be sweaty now. 1953 01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:33,520 And he said, 1954 01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:34,540 They might not be. 1955 01:32:34,900 --> 01:32:36,360 And I grabbed the cabbage. 1956 01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:37,880 Sniffed it. 1957 01:32:38,040 --> 01:32:38,660 And felt it up. 1958 01:32:39,080 --> 01:32:39,980 And it wasn't sweaty. 1959 01:32:40,180 --> 01:32:42,220 It was hard and crisp to the touch. 1960 01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:43,540 And I said, 1961 01:32:43,580 --> 01:32:44,240 That's my cabbage. 1962 01:32:44,660 --> 01:32:45,280 I'm coming back. 1963 01:32:45,340 --> 01:32:46,960 I'll come back to you again for the next time. 1964 01:32:47,600 --> 01:32:48,060 And he said, 1965 01:32:48,140 --> 01:32:50,080 These cabbages might be gone by the end of the day. 1966 01:32:50,120 --> 01:32:50,440 I said, 1967 01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:50,900 Don't matter. 1968 01:32:51,380 --> 01:32:53,280 Make sure you order another bag in for the next day. 1969 01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:53,820 He said, 1970 01:32:53,860 --> 01:32:54,500 When are you coming in? 1971 01:32:54,540 --> 01:32:54,740 I said, 1972 01:32:54,760 --> 01:32:55,240 I don't know. 1973 01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:56,760 Maybe Monday or Tuesday. 1974 01:32:57,080 --> 01:32:57,420 So, 1975 01:32:57,940 --> 01:32:58,800 Fingers crashed now. 1976 01:32:59,280 --> 01:32:59,640 You'll have a big... 1977 01:32:59,640 --> 01:33:01,540 massive net of cabbages. 1978 01:33:04,100 --> 01:33:04,920 How are you getting that? 1979 01:33:13,120 --> 01:33:14,180 Next stop, 1980 01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:16,060 Lister Alley. 1981 01:33:16,480 --> 01:33:18,840 Not a fan of the York cabbage at the moment. 1982 01:33:20,060 --> 01:33:20,900 Look at that lad there. 1983 01:33:20,940 --> 01:33:20,940 He's got... 1984 01:33:20,940 --> 01:33:22,860 I think he shot himself. 1985 01:33:24,940 --> 01:33:26,660 He's doing the Chattanooga choo-choo. 1986 01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:28,480 But he doesn't want to... 1987 01:33:28,480 --> 01:33:29,660 He doesn't want any... 1988 01:33:29,660 --> 01:33:30,620 Slipping and sliding. 1989 01:33:30,780 --> 01:33:31,940 So he's moving along with... 1990 01:33:31,940 --> 01:33:32,880 He's going with... 1991 01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:35,060 He's not going against the grain anyways. 1992 01:33:36,940 --> 01:33:37,960 He's going with it. 1993 01:33:38,620 --> 01:33:39,460 He's going with it. 1994 01:33:39,960 --> 01:33:40,960 He's going with it. 1995 01:33:41,100 --> 01:33:42,680 Now, let's let these people out. 1996 01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:44,440 Stand clear. 1997 01:33:44,580 --> 01:33:45,140 We lose. 1998 01:33:45,240 --> 01:33:45,720 Hurry up. 1999 01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:46,280 Sorry. 2000 01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:47,760 Hello. 2001 01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:48,460 Stand clear. 2002 01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:49,680 The doors are open. 2003 01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:50,420 How are you diddling? 2004 01:33:50,820 --> 01:33:51,520 I need a signal. 2005 01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:53,120 You can have a ticket. 2006 01:33:55,640 --> 01:33:56,480 Regular one. 2007 01:33:59,320 --> 01:34:00,900 Oh, three euro eighty back to you. 2008 01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:01,880 Thanks. 2009 01:34:02,240 --> 01:34:02,620 No problem. 2010 01:34:03,040 --> 01:34:04,100 Anyone else getting on here? 2011 01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:05,240 No? 2012 01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:06,440 Good man. 2013 01:34:07,820 --> 01:34:08,580 Stand clear. 2014 01:34:08,920 --> 01:34:09,540 The doors are closed. 2015 01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:10,480 Favorite cereal. 2016 01:34:10,660 --> 01:34:11,240 Daraburn. 2017 01:34:11,660 --> 01:34:12,620 How are you Daraburn? 2018 01:34:12,620 --> 01:34:12,860 Stand clear. 2019 01:34:13,200 --> 01:34:14,040 The doors are closing. 2020 01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:17,880 I like to amalgamate wheat or mix. 2021 01:34:20,700 --> 01:34:22,320 I started doing this now. 2022 01:34:23,380 --> 01:34:24,080 Shredded wheat. 2023 01:34:24,780 --> 01:34:26,320 And chocolate granola. 2024 01:34:26,620 --> 01:34:27,660 In one bowl. 2025 01:34:27,660 --> 01:34:30,820 Milk that baby up. 2026 01:34:31,980 --> 01:34:33,740 And then if it gets you to winter time then. 2027 01:34:34,500 --> 01:34:36,240 Stick her in the microwave for a. 2028 01:34:36,760 --> 01:34:37,860 For a couple of minutes. 2029 01:34:39,100 --> 01:34:40,140 That is insane. 2030 01:34:40,780 --> 01:34:41,080 Breakfast. 2031 01:34:41,380 --> 01:34:42,780 That's how you do breakfast cereal. 2032 01:34:45,420 --> 01:34:46,900 Oh, I fucking killed someone. 2033 01:34:48,240 --> 01:34:48,720 Fuck. 2034 01:34:48,720 --> 01:35:04,660 I'm sorry. 2035 01:35:04,660 --> 01:35:04,780 Hey. 2036 01:35:07,360 --> 01:35:07,960 Squirrels. 2037 01:35:08,040 --> 01:35:09,000 I'm a big man there. 2038 01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:10,980 Oh, you said. 2039 01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:12,160 Golden grains. 2040 01:35:12,620 --> 01:35:13,560 I love them as well. 2041 01:35:13,640 --> 01:35:15,320 You know, they've been discontinued. 2042 01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:17,080 You cannot get them anymore. 2043 01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:21,480 I think you can buy them over yonder in Spain or one of those places. 2044 01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:25,040 Golden grains. 2045 01:35:26,300 --> 01:35:27,660 The taste of honey after this. 2046 01:35:28,020 --> 01:35:28,540 Immense. 2047 01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:31,080 Dreamlike. 2048 01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:34,380 There's an almost dreamlike quality to the flakes themselves. 2049 01:35:35,380 --> 01:35:39,580 Which have been toasted and golden toasted and honey. 2050 01:35:41,540 --> 01:35:42,260 Flavor that. 2051 01:35:42,600 --> 01:35:44,960 That combines with the milk and turns the milk into a. 2052 01:35:46,780 --> 01:35:47,600 Milk and honey. 2053 01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:49,620 It's the age old recipe. 2054 01:35:49,960 --> 01:35:50,260 You know. 2055 01:35:52,540 --> 01:35:53,700 Absolutely insane. 2056 01:35:55,420 --> 01:35:55,780 But. 2057 01:35:58,360 --> 01:36:01,020 I'd be a bollocks for the Coco Pops as well myself. 2058 01:36:01,160 --> 01:36:01,440 Now I. 2059 01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:05,760 I'd hammer the Coco very, very, very handily. 2060 01:36:07,040 --> 01:36:09,580 And there's nothing like the Coco Pop for a hangover. 2061 01:36:09,820 --> 01:36:10,160 Like, you know. 2062 01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:11,540 Bit of chalk. 2063 01:36:11,620 --> 01:36:12,140 Bit of pop. 2064 01:36:13,120 --> 01:36:14,440 It's got everything going for it. 2065 01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:15,620 And the fusion. 2066 01:36:16,620 --> 01:36:17,780 Look at all these people here. 2067 01:36:18,020 --> 01:36:20,020 The fusion that creates with the milk is. 2068 01:36:20,720 --> 01:36:21,720 Is godlike. 2069 01:36:21,720 --> 01:36:26,760 Drop a whiskey and the Coco popped in. 2070 01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:27,280 Aye. 2071 01:36:28,480 --> 01:36:29,400 Just to get the. 2072 01:36:29,820 --> 01:36:31,160 Just to put the wind in the sails. 2073 01:36:31,340 --> 01:36:31,740 Like, you know. 2074 01:36:32,640 --> 01:36:34,200 That really gets everything going. 2075 01:36:36,720 --> 01:36:37,160 Now. 2076 01:36:37,360 --> 01:36:38,340 Any scum on the bus. 2077 01:36:38,440 --> 01:36:39,420 I'm checking for tickets. 2078 01:36:39,540 --> 01:36:40,360 I'm checking for scum. 2079 01:36:40,860 --> 01:36:41,680 Bring out your scum. 2080 01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:44,240 This lady's taking photographs of y'all. 2081 01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:45,180 Of course. 2082 01:36:45,380 --> 01:36:46,580 Sticking it up on Facebook. 2083 01:36:46,580 --> 01:36:47,140 Here. 2084 01:36:47,760 --> 01:36:47,900 Here. 2085 01:36:47,900 --> 01:36:48,200 Here. 2086 01:36:48,200 --> 01:36:49,180 For the pleasure. 2087 01:36:49,380 --> 01:36:49,840 Here you go. 2088 01:36:49,940 --> 01:36:50,880 Of other strangers. 2089 01:36:51,260 --> 01:36:51,700 Where is it? 2090 01:36:51,700 --> 01:36:52,420 Of course. 2091 01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:53,280 Here you go. 2092 01:36:53,300 --> 01:36:53,840 Here you go. 2093 01:36:54,220 --> 01:36:54,740 Of course. 2094 01:36:55,300 --> 01:36:56,440 Everyone's got a valid ticket. 2095 01:36:56,520 --> 01:36:56,780 Well done. 2096 01:36:58,220 --> 01:36:59,260 I already showed it. 2097 01:36:59,340 --> 01:36:59,820 I don't care. 2098 01:37:00,040 --> 01:37:00,760 You'll show me again. 2099 01:37:00,980 --> 01:37:02,080 And you'll show me the next time. 2100 01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:02,980 Here you go. 2101 01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:03,360 Here. 2102 01:37:04,220 --> 01:37:04,520 What? 2103 01:37:05,040 --> 01:37:05,520 Of course. 2104 01:37:05,940 --> 01:37:06,600 Hold on. 2105 01:37:06,840 --> 01:37:07,760 I already showed it. 2106 01:37:07,780 --> 01:37:08,380 Shut your hole. 2107 01:37:08,420 --> 01:37:09,360 You saw my ticket. 2108 01:37:09,480 --> 01:37:09,680 Yeah. 2109 01:37:09,680 --> 01:37:10,300 Here's the ticket. 2110 01:37:10,300 --> 01:37:11,100 I thought I had one. 2111 01:37:11,100 --> 01:37:11,440 Ah. 2112 01:37:12,100 --> 01:37:13,000 I knew I'd get you. 2113 01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:15,280 I knew I'd get you in the end. 2114 01:37:17,000 --> 01:37:17,840 Hold on. 2115 01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:18,160 Hold on. 2116 01:37:18,160 --> 01:37:19,640 120 creamy ones. 2117 01:37:20,020 --> 01:37:20,280 Ah. 2118 01:37:20,320 --> 01:37:22,340 The check is in the post, baby. 2119 01:37:22,820 --> 01:37:24,100 The check is in the post. 2120 01:37:24,300 --> 01:37:25,140 I drive this bus. 2121 01:37:25,360 --> 01:37:26,120 No fuss, no muss. 2122 01:37:26,320 --> 01:37:27,120 You've earned my test. 2123 01:37:27,340 --> 01:37:28,100 I drive you around. 2124 01:37:28,340 --> 01:37:29,080 Thinking you're sound. 2125 01:37:29,280 --> 01:37:30,040 All over town. 2126 01:37:30,320 --> 01:37:31,080 I stop the shop. 2127 01:37:31,340 --> 01:37:32,080 Let you get on. 2128 01:37:32,340 --> 01:37:33,040 I didn't cut. 2129 01:37:33,280 --> 01:37:34,080 You didn't pay fair. 2130 01:37:34,260 --> 01:37:35,120 You simply don't care. 2131 01:37:35,240 --> 01:37:36,120 You've got silly hair. 2132 01:37:36,220 --> 01:37:39,160 I hope you're aware that you owe me. 2133 01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:39,680 I'm doing this. 2134 01:37:39,680 --> 01:37:44,580 120 lovely creamy ones. 2135 01:37:44,580 --> 01:37:48,180 The check is in the post. 2136 01:37:48,180 --> 01:37:52,900 120 lovely creamy ones. 2137 01:37:53,240 --> 01:37:56,000 Serve your eyes for being a dose. 2138 01:37:56,460 --> 01:37:57,280 Thank you very much. 2139 01:37:57,280 --> 01:38:08,780 Doing a bit of school thuggery here now. 2140 01:38:11,280 --> 01:38:12,560 Unlimited school thuggery. 2141 01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:14,600 Doing the rounds. 2142 01:38:16,500 --> 01:38:19,220 I'm still not sure if I wouldn't be faster by bike. 2143 01:38:19,220 --> 01:38:19,700 Look at that. 2144 01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:22,060 Look at this. 2145 01:38:23,960 --> 01:38:26,220 We're taking this bus on a whole new level. 2146 01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:29,860 Where the rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble. 2147 01:38:32,700 --> 01:38:33,500 I'll get that. 2148 01:38:35,380 --> 01:38:36,220 Fuck that. 2149 01:38:36,580 --> 01:38:37,340 Strings. 2150 01:38:37,880 --> 01:38:38,520 We bring. 2151 01:38:40,780 --> 01:38:41,260 Beautiful. 2152 01:38:43,660 --> 01:38:44,140 Beautiful. 2153 01:38:46,720 --> 01:38:48,500 As sweet as the morning dew. 2154 01:38:48,500 --> 01:38:49,500 You. 2155 01:38:57,240 --> 01:38:58,540 Are you doing a bit of donating? 2156 01:39:00,460 --> 01:39:01,760 Are you doing a bit of donating? 2157 01:39:02,060 --> 01:39:02,960 Darum McPartland. 2158 01:39:03,060 --> 01:39:03,400 Thank you. 2159 01:39:03,480 --> 01:39:07,020 Are you any relation to Anthony McPartland? 2160 01:39:07,860 --> 01:39:11,380 From TV's duo Ant and Dick? 2161 01:39:14,420 --> 01:39:16,000 Because his name is McPartland. 2162 01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:21,100 Antony McPartland. 2163 01:39:24,040 --> 01:39:24,400 And. 2164 01:39:25,780 --> 01:39:26,700 Declan Crosby. 2165 01:39:27,140 --> 01:39:28,000 I think is the other one. 2166 01:39:31,700 --> 01:39:32,060 No. 2167 01:39:32,860 --> 01:39:33,400 Great guys. 2168 01:39:33,500 --> 01:39:36,700 I think Declan Crosby has been hard on the sauce there now for a while. 2169 01:39:37,220 --> 01:39:39,520 I'm not sure if he's out of the rehabilitation clinic. 2170 01:39:42,220 --> 01:39:42,560 But. 2171 01:39:42,560 --> 01:39:46,360 They tried to make me go to rehab. 2172 01:39:46,540 --> 01:39:47,080 I said no. 2173 01:39:47,180 --> 01:39:47,300 No. 2174 01:39:47,420 --> 01:39:47,580 No. 2175 01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:52,520 I'm paying for it now. 2176 01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:52,540 No. 2177 01:39:56,260 --> 01:39:56,940 Unable to. 2178 01:39:58,560 --> 01:39:59,920 Unable to stop drinking. 2179 01:40:00,940 --> 01:40:01,680 Full time. 2180 01:40:01,900 --> 01:40:02,180 You know. 2181 01:40:02,800 --> 01:40:04,880 It would be a boon to my life. 2182 01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:07,440 To be able to go to the rehab. 2183 01:40:08,440 --> 01:40:08,620 But. 2184 01:40:08,900 --> 01:40:09,620 I'll stop. 2185 01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:11,620 You need to be in the mood. 2186 01:40:11,620 --> 01:40:11,960 You know. 2187 01:40:13,260 --> 01:40:15,800 There's no point in going down if you're not in the mood for it. 2188 01:40:16,420 --> 01:40:18,140 I was not made for this weather. 2189 01:40:20,320 --> 01:40:21,340 I went there once. 2190 01:40:22,160 --> 01:40:23,380 I had to walk away from it. 2191 01:40:26,240 --> 01:40:27,020 Are you getting in? 2192 01:40:32,300 --> 01:40:32,660 No. 2193 01:40:34,540 --> 01:40:35,380 We're in the wrong lane. 2194 01:40:35,380 --> 01:40:36,640 We need to take a left. 2195 01:40:37,200 --> 01:40:37,780 Left turn. 2196 01:40:40,620 --> 01:40:41,840 And now we're in the right lane. 2197 01:40:42,620 --> 01:40:43,540 And we hit a pot hole. 2198 01:40:44,100 --> 01:40:45,440 That's going to be a bit of money. 2199 01:40:45,960 --> 01:40:46,640 Out the sack. 2200 01:40:46,880 --> 01:40:47,280 At the end. 2201 01:40:49,120 --> 01:40:50,360 The Goldman sack. 2202 01:40:51,860 --> 01:40:53,140 How are you getting on there now? 2203 01:40:54,720 --> 01:40:55,620 Welcome to the bus. 2204 01:40:55,880 --> 01:40:56,360 Young man. 2205 01:40:56,520 --> 01:40:57,040 Yeah well. 2206 01:40:57,680 --> 01:40:58,080 How are you doing? 2207 01:40:58,160 --> 01:40:58,540 You alright? 2208 01:40:59,500 --> 01:41:00,200 Good woman yourself. 2209 01:41:00,200 --> 01:41:00,300 Hey. 2210 01:41:00,360 --> 01:41:01,120 They forgot something. 2211 01:41:01,380 --> 01:41:02,320 Someone forgot something. 2212 01:41:02,420 --> 01:41:02,840 Let's go on. 2213 01:41:03,200 --> 01:41:03,940 Let's go and do it. 2214 01:41:03,940 --> 01:41:07,420 Where's the fucking thing? 2215 01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:11,520 Down here. 2216 01:41:13,840 --> 01:41:14,860 Passenger left or what? 2217 01:41:15,960 --> 01:41:16,640 What is it? 2218 01:41:16,700 --> 01:41:17,460 Can't even see it. 2219 01:41:17,920 --> 01:41:18,620 A watch, is it? 2220 01:41:18,620 --> 01:41:39,140 There you are. 2221 01:41:39,140 --> 01:41:39,700 Thank you. 2222 01:41:39,700 --> 01:41:40,540 Purple onion. 2223 01:41:40,540 --> 01:41:42,520 I picked up your stuff for you. 2224 01:41:43,020 --> 01:41:43,400 Onion. 2225 01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:45,820 No thank you. 2226 01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:46,280 No nothing. 2227 01:41:49,780 --> 01:41:52,520 Probably the same one that ripped me off the last day for the bus fare. 2228 01:41:57,300 --> 01:41:57,660 Now. 2229 01:41:58,660 --> 01:41:59,660 You want a date ticket. 2230 01:41:59,660 --> 01:41:59,660 You want a date ticket? 2231 01:41:59,660 --> 01:42:00,040 You do. 2232 01:42:00,040 --> 01:42:01,040 Regular. 2233 01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:01,040 Regular. 2234 01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:01,540 Regular. 2235 01:42:01,540 --> 01:42:02,620 And no one. 2236 01:42:05,040 --> 01:42:05,540 Free hit. 2237 01:42:05,640 --> 01:42:06,240 Thanks. 2238 01:42:06,240 --> 01:42:08,300 How are you getting on missus? 2239 01:42:08,300 --> 01:42:08,300 How are you getting on missus? 2240 01:42:08,300 --> 01:42:10,700 Are you getting on or are you getting off? 2241 01:42:12,620 --> 01:42:13,020 Promise. 2242 01:42:15,020 --> 01:42:15,780 Staying clear. 2243 01:42:16,140 --> 01:42:16,760 The doors are closing. 2244 01:42:16,760 --> 01:42:23,140 Are you doing a bit of donating? 2245 01:42:23,140 --> 01:42:23,640 Yeah. 2246 01:42:23,740 --> 01:42:24,300 Kenny Laggins. 2247 01:42:24,300 --> 01:42:25,680 Thank you very much Kenny Laggins. 2248 01:42:25,680 --> 01:42:33,740 Hopefully now these bus stops will be upgraded and we will have passed the test for another week of busing. 2249 01:42:33,740 --> 01:42:34,960 9x channel. 2250 01:42:37,120 --> 01:42:37,640 But um. 2251 01:42:38,700 --> 01:42:42,120 The bookings that came over to do the 9-11s in the. 2252 01:42:42,620 --> 01:42:45,740 They were training at an American flight school. 2253 01:42:47,100 --> 01:42:50,860 Apparently two of the laddians that trained were already known to the CIA. 2254 01:42:51,980 --> 01:42:54,840 And the CIA knew that these lads had come into America. 2255 01:42:56,920 --> 01:42:58,440 But for whatever reason. 2256 01:42:59,020 --> 01:43:07,220 They didn't raise any sort of alarm because apparently they wanted to let them go about their business. 2257 01:43:08,020 --> 01:43:11,820 In case raising the suspicion might have. 2258 01:43:12,660 --> 01:43:13,680 I don't know for some. 2259 01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:15,240 It was some political reason anyway. 2260 01:43:15,320 --> 01:43:16,560 They didn't want to upset anyone. 2261 01:43:17,280 --> 01:43:17,980 So they uh. 2262 01:43:18,760 --> 01:43:19,700 They said they'd leave them. 2263 01:43:19,800 --> 01:43:24,520 Also at that stage of the game the Saudis were friends with the Yanks. 2264 01:43:25,600 --> 01:43:29,380 And Johnny was saying that last year now the Saudis were in the pocket of the Americans. 2265 01:43:29,880 --> 01:43:31,740 The Americans are in the pocket of the Yanks. 2266 01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:35,340 The Americans are in the pockets of the Saudis. 2267 01:43:36,480 --> 01:43:36,920 And uh. 2268 01:43:37,380 --> 01:43:40,780 19 bad apples from Saudi Arabia weren't going to raise any alarm. 2269 01:43:40,920 --> 01:43:43,180 Because there was no consternation between the two countries. 2270 01:43:43,380 --> 01:43:43,540 You know. 2271 01:43:43,900 --> 01:43:45,280 If it was Iranians now. 2272 01:43:45,860 --> 01:43:47,700 Or Palestinians or any of that crack. 2273 01:43:47,700 --> 01:43:49,080 There might have been uh. 2274 01:43:49,800 --> 01:43:51,720 There might have been alarm bells ringing. 2275 01:43:52,340 --> 01:43:53,320 But there wasn't. 2276 01:43:53,320 --> 01:43:57,600 I don't know what she's doing there. 2277 01:43:57,680 --> 01:43:58,260 I had such. 2278 01:43:59,100 --> 01:44:00,180 She just stood there. 2279 01:44:01,180 --> 01:44:03,220 So they were learning how to fly planes. 2280 01:44:03,740 --> 01:44:04,340 And uh. 2281 01:44:04,440 --> 01:44:05,240 Nobody was saying. 2282 01:44:05,380 --> 01:44:06,500 Nobody's a boo to a goose. 2283 01:44:10,100 --> 01:44:10,960 And uh. 2284 01:44:11,120 --> 01:44:11,580 They've the. 2285 01:44:11,740 --> 01:44:14,320 Your man locked up in fucking Guantanamo Bay. 2286 01:44:14,420 --> 01:44:15,220 The lad that did it. 2287 01:44:15,820 --> 01:44:17,400 Khalid Sheikh Mohammed or something. 2288 01:44:18,460 --> 01:44:19,640 He's gonna be going down. 2289 01:44:19,720 --> 01:44:20,780 He'll be doing jail time. 2290 01:44:20,960 --> 01:44:21,960 When he gets the trial. 2291 01:44:22,080 --> 01:44:24,800 And they're saying that the trial is penciled in there for April in. 2292 01:44:25,380 --> 01:44:25,860 2020. 2293 01:44:27,200 --> 01:44:28,740 So we might be able to watch that. 2294 01:44:28,940 --> 01:44:29,540 Maybe not. 2295 01:44:29,660 --> 01:44:29,900 Because. 2296 01:44:30,580 --> 01:44:32,240 Maybe it's a top secret trial. 2297 01:44:33,440 --> 01:44:34,060 But um. 2298 01:44:36,180 --> 01:44:37,900 Why is it taking them so long like. 2299 01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:38,180 You know. 2300 01:44:39,940 --> 01:44:40,920 And with Bin Laden. 2301 01:44:41,080 --> 01:44:41,620 They just fucking. 2302 01:44:41,840 --> 01:44:42,200 They shot. 2303 01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:44,400 They gave no trial to Bin Laden. 2304 01:44:44,940 --> 01:44:45,900 Next stop. 2305 01:44:46,680 --> 01:44:47,800 Steinach West. 2306 01:44:48,020 --> 01:44:50,620 It was a clear quick case of Pakistani bang bang. 2307 01:44:51,800 --> 01:44:52,640 With Bin Laden. 2308 01:44:53,540 --> 01:44:55,100 Send the boys in on the helicopter. 2309 01:44:56,180 --> 01:44:56,420 Goodbye. 2310 01:44:57,240 --> 01:44:58,340 And fill him full of lead. 2311 01:44:58,860 --> 01:44:59,120 Hi. 2312 01:44:59,880 --> 01:45:01,180 And then dump him into the sea. 2313 01:45:01,240 --> 01:45:02,100 Give him a sea burial. 2314 01:45:02,560 --> 01:45:03,880 As is the custom to their. 2315 01:45:04,480 --> 01:45:05,300 Their ways. 2316 01:45:06,440 --> 01:45:07,060 And uh. 2317 01:45:07,860 --> 01:45:08,780 If you believe that. 2318 01:45:09,160 --> 01:45:10,700 I was saying to Johnny DeLashti. 2319 01:45:10,800 --> 01:45:11,440 If you believe that. 2320 01:45:11,520 --> 01:45:12,160 If you believe in it. 2321 01:45:12,860 --> 01:45:13,840 I'd say they've got. 2322 01:45:14,480 --> 01:45:15,920 They've got Bin Laden. 2323 01:45:16,500 --> 01:45:17,560 Wired up to a. 2324 01:45:17,900 --> 01:45:19,020 A test in mainframe. 2325 01:45:19,160 --> 01:45:20,120 To test to see if he's. 2326 01:45:20,660 --> 01:45:21,720 Really human or not. 2327 01:45:23,240 --> 01:45:23,880 They've got. 2328 01:45:24,100 --> 01:45:25,820 They've got him in a fucking sleeper hole. 2329 01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:28,620 Out in area 51. 2330 01:45:29,300 --> 01:45:30,420 And they had the laddians. 2331 01:45:31,120 --> 01:45:31,680 Trying to. 2332 01:45:31,940 --> 01:45:33,640 Storm area 51 the last day. 2333 01:45:33,720 --> 01:45:34,180 Like you know. 2334 01:45:34,860 --> 01:45:36,060 They're not gonna let you in. 2335 01:45:36,860 --> 01:45:38,000 Just in case you're watching. 2336 01:45:38,700 --> 01:45:39,400 There's no point. 2337 01:45:40,060 --> 01:45:41,720 They're not gonna let you in area 51. 2338 01:45:42,460 --> 01:45:44,220 That's the fort knocks the secrets there. 2339 01:45:45,240 --> 01:45:46,900 They can't be letting those secrets out. 2340 01:45:47,780 --> 01:45:47,900 Who? 2341 01:45:50,040 --> 01:45:50,560 Are you in there? 2342 01:45:51,240 --> 01:45:51,680 Fijenti. 2343 01:45:51,900 --> 01:45:53,580 Submerged in liquor to preserve him. 2344 01:45:54,120 --> 01:45:54,380 Maybe. 2345 01:45:55,100 --> 01:45:57,540 I actually think maybe they submerged him in the sea. 2346 01:45:58,860 --> 01:45:59,300 Bin Laden. 2347 01:45:59,980 --> 01:46:00,380 And. 2348 01:46:00,780 --> 01:46:01,940 They had like a. 2349 01:46:02,900 --> 01:46:03,940 An underwater. 2350 01:46:04,160 --> 01:46:04,800 Aqua unit. 2351 01:46:05,800 --> 01:46:06,480 Unbeknownst. 2352 01:46:07,020 --> 01:46:09,880 To the military that was dumping Bin Laden in the sea. 2353 01:46:10,960 --> 01:46:12,760 Because this is the way the yanks do business. 2354 01:46:12,900 --> 01:46:13,560 They're a complete. 2355 01:46:13,740 --> 01:46:15,460 180 degree. 2356 01:46:16,260 --> 01:46:17,220 Mind spin. 2357 01:46:18,060 --> 01:46:19,500 They'd have had a separate unit. 2358 01:46:19,720 --> 01:46:21,440 Would have collected the body of Bin Laden. 2359 01:46:22,420 --> 01:46:23,280 Like Thunderbird. 2360 01:46:23,660 --> 01:46:24,500 Thunderbird 4. 2361 01:46:24,620 --> 01:46:25,780 Comes out of Thunderbird 2. 2362 01:46:26,840 --> 01:46:27,900 They would have had. 2363 01:46:27,960 --> 01:46:27,960 They would have had. 2364 01:46:28,720 --> 01:46:29,320 USS. 2365 01:46:30,080 --> 01:46:30,760 Schley bastard. 2366 01:46:31,140 --> 01:46:32,260 Coming out of USS. 2367 01:46:33,260 --> 01:46:34,660 Destroyer or whatever it is. 2368 01:46:35,220 --> 01:46:35,340 And. 2369 01:46:35,960 --> 01:46:36,320 S.B. 2370 01:46:36,420 --> 01:46:36,980 Schley bastard. 2371 01:46:37,240 --> 01:46:37,720 Go under. 2372 01:46:37,940 --> 01:46:38,040 And. 2373 01:46:38,260 --> 01:46:38,960 Collect the coffin. 2374 01:46:39,260 --> 01:46:40,740 And bring him back to a tishting unit. 2375 01:46:40,840 --> 01:46:41,200 Or something. 2376 01:46:44,420 --> 01:46:44,820 Actually. 2377 01:46:45,320 --> 01:46:47,120 I don't think they even got as far as the sea. 2378 01:46:47,200 --> 01:46:48,000 I think that's bollocks. 2379 01:46:49,060 --> 01:46:49,500 I think. 2380 01:46:49,640 --> 01:46:53,140 I think he's still alive. 2381 01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:53,920 And. 2382 01:46:54,180 --> 01:46:56,020 Believe half of what you see. 2383 01:46:56,740 --> 01:46:57,440 And zero. 2384 01:46:58,480 --> 01:46:59,420 Of what you're told. 2385 01:47:01,100 --> 01:47:01,720 I put the. 2386 01:47:01,980 --> 01:47:02,860 Can wheelchair ramp up. 2387 01:47:03,040 --> 01:47:03,700 Sorry about that. 2388 01:47:04,340 --> 01:47:05,260 Sorry about that everyone. 2389 01:47:05,380 --> 01:47:06,480 We're a bit delayed now. 2390 01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:09,440 Wheelchair access ramp got activated. 2391 01:47:09,620 --> 01:47:10,480 We need to deactivate. 2392 01:47:11,580 --> 01:47:12,220 Stand clear. 2393 01:47:12,820 --> 01:47:14,640 Wheelchair access ramp deactivating. 2394 01:47:14,640 --> 01:47:17,600 I'm afraid I'm getting sick. 2395 01:47:18,220 --> 01:47:18,780 Great stuff. 2396 01:47:23,940 --> 01:47:26,980 Next stop, Steineck East. 2397 01:47:27,540 --> 01:47:28,500 Last stop. 2398 01:47:29,040 --> 01:47:30,380 Please leave the bus. 2399 01:47:32,560 --> 01:47:35,340 How come Frankie Schoon's there? 2400 01:47:35,420 --> 01:47:35,760 How are you? 2401 01:47:35,940 --> 01:47:37,580 How come we seen Gaddafi? 2402 01:47:38,520 --> 01:47:41,320 And the boys' corpses plastered all over the shop 2403 01:47:41,320 --> 01:47:42,200 but not been laden? 2404 01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:44,760 Yeah. 2405 01:47:45,660 --> 01:47:48,380 That's what I be thinking as well, Frankie. 2406 01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:50,660 That's what I be thinking as well. 2407 01:47:51,600 --> 01:47:53,040 You remember the bookings? 2408 01:47:53,340 --> 01:47:54,240 Saddam Hussein. 2409 01:47:55,580 --> 01:47:57,860 Saddam Hussein had two boys as well. 2410 01:47:58,360 --> 01:48:00,460 Udi and feckin' Kusey. 2411 01:48:02,140 --> 01:48:09,200 Now, their faces were plastered all over the feckin' paper screens. 2412 01:48:09,200 --> 01:48:11,220 Next stop, Steineck East. 2413 01:48:11,220 --> 01:48:12,920 Udi and Kusey got done in. 2414 01:48:13,520 --> 01:48:16,240 And they decided, well, put that on the fuckin' front page. 2415 01:48:16,440 --> 01:48:17,920 How come they didn't put the front page? 2416 01:48:18,620 --> 01:48:19,400 I've been laden. 2417 01:48:20,840 --> 01:48:21,940 Or Jackie Brazen. 2418 01:48:26,080 --> 01:48:30,180 I don't care what kind of suede Timberlands you're wearing. 2419 01:48:30,180 --> 01:48:31,880 You won't be buying any Timberlands for a month. 2420 01:48:31,880 --> 01:48:35,260 After that, the little docket that you're gonna get. 2421 01:48:35,260 --> 01:48:36,260 People leaving their fuckin' time. 2422 01:48:36,260 --> 01:48:40,060 I don't care what kind of suede Timberlands you're wearing. 2423 01:48:40,060 --> 01:48:40,640 I don't care what kind of suede Timberlands you're wearing. 2424 01:48:40,640 --> 01:48:42,580 You won't be buying any Timberlands for a month. 2425 01:48:42,580 --> 01:48:46,500 After that, the little docket that you're gonna get. 2426 01:48:46,500 --> 01:48:47,500 People leaving their fuckin' time. 2427 01:48:47,500 --> 01:48:52,220 I don't care what kind of suede Timberlands you're wearing. 2428 01:48:52,220 --> 01:48:54,940 You won't be buying any Timberlands for a month. 2429 01:48:54,940 --> 01:48:59,280 After that, the little docket that you're gonna get. 2430 01:49:03,660 --> 01:49:05,820 People leaving their fuckin' Starbucks. 2431 01:49:07,020 --> 01:49:07,540 Muggins. 2432 01:49:07,540 --> 01:49:10,260 So Udi and Khosei got hammered. 2433 01:49:11,460 --> 01:49:13,300 And they were on front of the paper. 2434 01:49:14,100 --> 01:49:16,820 Bin Laden didn't get any press coverage that day. 2435 01:49:17,620 --> 01:49:18,940 He just got thrown into the ocean. 2436 01:49:20,220 --> 01:49:25,900 They have been peddling lies about Bin Laden for the last two and a half, 18 years. 2437 01:49:26,540 --> 01:49:27,780 Or 11, 10 years. 2438 01:49:28,900 --> 01:49:30,620 They've told lies about Bin Laden. 2439 01:49:31,220 --> 01:49:32,940 They've told lies about Tora Bora. 2440 01:49:33,740 --> 01:49:37,300 They've told lies about Willy Harald. 2441 01:49:37,300 --> 01:49:40,580 But they have done nothing but lie. 2442 01:49:41,780 --> 01:49:44,380 They are liars. 2443 01:49:48,660 --> 01:49:53,060 Osama Bin Laden was two days away from his death. 2444 01:49:53,980 --> 01:49:55,260 When they wrote in their book. 2445 01:49:57,340 --> 01:49:58,900 That they put bullets into him. 2446 01:49:59,860 --> 01:50:02,360 Never did it say that they had his consent. 2447 01:50:03,020 --> 01:50:04,220 Was it with his consent? 2448 01:50:05,040 --> 01:50:05,520 George Bush. 2449 01:50:05,520 --> 01:50:08,800 Was it with his consent? 2450 01:50:10,000 --> 01:50:17,020 When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields. 2451 01:50:17,400 --> 01:50:20,680 There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace. 2452 01:50:21,360 --> 01:50:22,680 And setting fire to them. 2453 01:50:22,880 --> 01:50:24,700 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 2454 01:50:24,780 --> 01:50:26,560 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going. 2455 01:50:26,780 --> 01:50:28,480 I do a few rolls on the ground. 2456 01:50:28,480 --> 01:50:30,640 And a few reptilious repetitions. 2457 01:50:31,040 --> 01:50:32,420 Just to get the blood flowing. 2458 01:50:32,960 --> 01:50:34,780 Once those flames are licking high. 2459 01:50:35,020 --> 01:50:36,860 It's time to shtick your coal in it. 2460 01:50:38,340 --> 01:50:39,480 You can generate. 2461 01:50:39,480 --> 01:50:41,120 In the first set. 2462 01:50:41,320 --> 01:50:43,560 And taking this one in straight sets. 2463 01:50:44,720 --> 01:50:47,180 Helena Ostapenko makes her way to the net. 2464 01:50:47,180 --> 01:50:55,140 Oh that net looks okay. 2465 01:50:56,140 --> 01:50:57,560 There's plenty of good drama. 2466 01:51:01,620 --> 01:51:05,220 All our bush tops still have not made level 3. 2467 01:51:05,340 --> 01:51:06,440 So I don't know what that means. 2468 01:51:08,840 --> 01:51:10,140 He's only a bit of donating. 2469 01:51:12,300 --> 01:51:13,760 He's only a bit of donating now. 2470 01:51:14,620 --> 01:51:15,260 That's mine. 2471 01:51:16,760 --> 01:51:18,600 All bush tops need to be level 3. 2472 01:51:19,940 --> 01:51:21,120 How the fact do we do that? 2473 01:51:24,220 --> 01:51:25,520 They've sold us a pup here. 2474 01:51:32,400 --> 01:51:33,480 They've sold us a pup. 2475 01:51:36,740 --> 01:51:38,360 Maybe we can amend this route here. 2476 01:51:38,360 --> 01:51:41,400 To encompass the shtops that need to be highlighted. 2477 01:51:41,400 --> 01:51:42,400 Highlights. 2478 01:51:42,400 --> 01:51:55,260 Back in mental rules. 2479 01:51:55,260 --> 01:51:56,260 Hmm. 2480 01:52:20,620 --> 01:52:21,020 Siegwald. 2481 01:52:21,020 --> 01:52:25,680 I think we can add a few more shtops onto this. 2482 01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:28,440 Oh no. 2483 01:52:30,380 --> 01:52:31,700 You want somewhere that shtarts. 2484 01:52:35,360 --> 01:52:36,040 Cancel that. 2485 01:52:37,420 --> 01:52:38,720 Shtarts out in. 2486 01:52:42,020 --> 01:52:42,880 Stocker Square. 2487 01:52:44,200 --> 01:52:45,280 That goes to the harbor. 2488 01:52:48,060 --> 01:52:48,900 Farming chimney. 2489 01:52:48,900 --> 01:53:03,400 green oil help 2490 01:53:03,400 --> 01:53:17,800 we're gonna add 2491 01:53:17,800 --> 01:53:24,800 we'll add these guys the long journey but we'll fucking do it 2492 01:53:40,800 --> 01:53:44,800 I think that 2493 01:53:46,700 --> 01:53:59,700 I think that'll do it that'll keep us sticking anyways this will unlock a brand new paradigm for the rest of the evening 2494 01:53:59,700 --> 01:54:02,700 I don't have a business donating 2495 01:54:02,700 --> 01:54:08,700 Robert thank you very much yeah thanks for the sandwiches say Robert thank you very much 2496 01:54:08,700 --> 01:54:15,700 frankfurter sandwiches 2497 01:54:15,700 --> 01:54:17,700 pissing down 2498 01:54:17,700 --> 01:54:21,700 the wifers on 2499 01:54:21,700 --> 01:54:22,700 no 2500 01:54:22,700 --> 01:54:22,700 no 2501 01:54:22,700 --> 01:54:23,700 we're in bids 2502 01:54:23,700 --> 01:54:24,700 no 2503 01:54:24,700 --> 01:54:25,700 we're in bids 2504 01:54:25,700 --> 01:54:26,700 no 2505 01:54:26,700 --> 01:54:49,700 Can I have a ticket please? How are ya? But the fighter jets didn't have any weapons on them when they were in the skies. They scrambled two F-15 fighter jets. 2506 01:54:53,700 --> 01:55:15,700 To head over to Manhattan. But they didn't even have any weapons, you know? That's how unprepared they were. And, uh, fuckin' hell. Dangerous. 2507 01:55:17,700 --> 01:55:24,700 Next stop, Oil Harbor. South. 2508 01:55:24,700 --> 01:55:37,700 Bin Laden was saying... He admitted that, uh, they didn't... They didn't know now that the buildings were gonna collapse. 2509 01:55:39,700 --> 01:55:44,700 That was an... That was an additional thing that happened. 2510 01:55:45,700 --> 01:55:53,700 Apparently Bin Laden chose the targets. They were gonna go for nuclear power plants. 2511 01:55:54,700 --> 01:56:00,700 And, uh, other places. But, Bin Laden said, "We'll aim for these things." 2512 01:56:01,700 --> 01:56:04,700 And, uh, I don't care how you do it. 2513 01:56:05,700 --> 01:56:07,700 Uh, you... You just go and do it. 2514 01:56:08,700 --> 01:56:09,700 Uh, you know, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants. 2515 01:56:09,700 --> 01:56:10,700 And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants. 2516 01:56:10,700 --> 01:56:11,700 And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants. 2517 01:56:11,700 --> 01:56:12,700 And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants. 2518 01:56:12,700 --> 01:56:13,700 And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants. 2519 01:56:13,700 --> 01:56:14,700 And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants. 2520 01:56:14,700 --> 01:56:15,700 And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants. 2521 01:56:15,700 --> 01:56:16,700 And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants. 2522 01:56:16,700 --> 01:56:17,700 And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants. 2523 01:56:17,700 --> 01:56:18,700 And, uh, the plane's gonna go for nuclear power plants. 2524 01:56:18,700 --> 01:56:20,700 And, uh, the angle at which the planes hit the buildings. 2525 01:56:20,700 --> 01:56:25,700 It looked as though maybe Muhammadata had probably said, "Look it." 2526 01:56:25,700 --> 01:56:29,700 I'm gonna go in the North Tower side. 2527 01:56:30,700 --> 01:56:33,700 But, I think what we should do is... 2528 01:56:34,700 --> 01:56:39,700 We should hit the buildings at two different levels. 2529 01:56:40,700 --> 01:56:43,700 In case... We don't know these fellas are gonna fall. 2530 01:56:44,700 --> 01:56:49,700 For all we know, a steel building will be able to contain the fire and still stay standing. 2531 01:56:50,700 --> 01:56:53,700 So, I'm gonna hit it near the top. 2532 01:56:53,700 --> 01:56:55,700 I'm coming in from the North. 2533 01:56:55,700 --> 01:56:59,700 I'm gonna have to be above many buildings anyway. 2534 01:57:00,700 --> 01:57:01,700 So, I'll hit the top. 2535 01:57:01,700 --> 01:57:02,700 And, maybe you... 2536 01:57:03,700 --> 01:57:06,700 When you're coming in from the South, you go to the... 2537 01:57:06,700 --> 01:57:07,700 Maybe the midsection there. 2538 01:57:08,700 --> 01:57:09,700 Because... 2539 01:57:10,700 --> 01:57:13,700 If we hit it at the top, at least all the eyes will be able to see it. 2540 01:57:13,700 --> 01:57:15,700 If you hit the middle, then... 2541 01:57:16,700 --> 01:57:19,700 Not only will they have seen the first one, but... 2542 01:57:20,700 --> 01:57:23,700 There's a good chance that your fucking building will go down. 2543 01:57:24,700 --> 01:57:25,700 And... 2544 01:57:25,700 --> 01:57:26,700 The second plane struck. 2545 01:57:27,700 --> 01:57:30,700 And the second building collapsed before the first building collapsed. 2546 01:57:31,700 --> 01:57:33,700 So, that just goes to show that the... 2547 01:57:33,700 --> 01:57:35,700 The point of impacting entry from that plane... 2548 01:57:36,700 --> 01:57:37,700 The second tower... 2549 01:57:38,700 --> 01:57:40,700 Did have a lot of bearing on it. 2550 01:57:41,700 --> 01:57:42,700 Now, that's to say you're not... 2551 01:57:43,700 --> 01:57:44,700 Prescribed... 2552 01:57:45,700 --> 01:57:49,700 Or subscribed to the notion that it was an inside job. 2553 01:57:50,700 --> 01:57:51,700 And that they... 2554 01:57:52,700 --> 01:57:54,700 They bring the fucking things down with a controlled demolition. 2555 01:57:55,700 --> 01:57:56,700 Lookit... 2556 01:57:57,700 --> 01:57:57,700 I... 2557 01:57:58,700 --> 01:57:59,700 I'm not saying that the... 2558 01:58:00,700 --> 01:58:02,700 The dark sides to the government and all that kind of stuff, but... 2559 01:58:03,700 --> 01:58:05,700 I do believe that the people who say those conspiracies now... 2560 01:58:06,700 --> 01:58:07,700 Have... 2561 01:58:08,700 --> 01:58:09,700 Too high a value on... 2562 01:58:10,700 --> 01:58:11,700 On human... 2563 01:58:12,700 --> 01:58:13,700 On human... 2564 01:58:14,700 --> 01:58:15,700 On human creativity and execution. 2565 01:58:16,700 --> 01:58:17,700 For that to even be a possibility. 2566 01:58:18,700 --> 01:58:22,700 Seems like a long way around going about something that you'd be... 2567 01:58:23,700 --> 01:58:24,700 You'd be able to achieve... 2568 01:58:25,700 --> 01:58:27,700 With a lesser fucking bombastic... 2569 01:58:28,700 --> 01:58:29,700 Enterprise, you know? 2570 01:58:33,700 --> 01:58:34,700 Lookit... 2571 01:58:36,700 --> 01:58:39,700 The CIA didn't flag the two Buckingons coming over to... 2572 01:58:40,700 --> 01:58:41,700 To go to flight school. 2573 01:58:41,700 --> 01:58:43,700 And they were on the radar of the CIA. 2574 01:58:44,700 --> 01:58:46,700 So in some ways you could say that the CIA were... 2575 01:58:47,700 --> 01:58:48,700 America was complicit and they were... 2576 01:58:49,700 --> 01:58:50,700 Maybe... 2577 01:58:51,700 --> 01:58:52,700 Who's to say... 2578 01:58:52,700 --> 01:58:53,700 That some Buckingon in the CIA wasn't... 2579 01:58:54,700 --> 01:58:55,700 Working... 2580 01:58:56,700 --> 01:58:57,700 For the Saudis. 2581 01:58:57,700 --> 01:58:58,700 And... 2582 01:58:58,700 --> 01:58:59,700 And said... 2583 01:58:59,700 --> 01:59:00,700 Forget those lads actually. 2584 01:59:00,700 --> 01:59:01,700 Leave them off. 2585 01:59:01,700 --> 01:59:02,700 They're okay. 2586 01:59:03,700 --> 01:59:04,700 We don't fucking know like, you know? 2587 01:59:04,700 --> 01:59:05,700 You don't know that. 2588 01:59:12,700 --> 01:59:13,700 I was reading the... 2589 01:59:13,700 --> 01:59:15,700 The last day there that Mohammed Atta... 2590 01:59:16,700 --> 01:59:17,700 Was... 2591 01:59:19,700 --> 01:59:20,700 He was weird... 2592 01:59:20,700 --> 01:59:22,700 Sexually confused like, you know? 2593 01:59:23,700 --> 01:59:24,700 He had an aversion to... 2594 01:59:25,700 --> 01:59:26,700 You know... 2595 01:59:26,700 --> 01:59:27,700 All the... 2596 01:59:28,700 --> 01:59:29,700 Westernized culture and... 2597 01:59:30,700 --> 01:59:31,700 Sex itself and... 2598 01:59:32,700 --> 01:59:33,700 He would want... 2599 01:59:33,700 --> 01:59:34,700 You know... 2600 01:59:34,700 --> 01:59:35,700 Women to be covered up and all that kind of stuff. 2601 01:59:35,700 --> 01:59:36,700 And all that kind of stuff. 2602 01:59:41,700 --> 01:59:42,700 There was... 2603 01:59:42,700 --> 01:59:43,700 There were weird... 2604 01:59:43,700 --> 01:59:44,700 Things going on, you know? 2605 01:59:46,700 --> 01:59:48,700 Maybe these guys that did the... 2606 01:59:48,700 --> 01:59:49,700 The terrorizing... 2607 01:59:50,700 --> 01:59:51,700 That were doing a bit of terrorizing... 2608 01:59:52,700 --> 01:59:53,700 On the... 2609 01:59:53,700 --> 01:59:54,700 September the 11th... 2610 01:59:55,700 --> 01:59:56,700 Hadn't been brought up in... 2611 01:59:56,700 --> 01:59:57,700 In... 2612 01:59:57,700 --> 01:59:58,700 In the most... 2613 01:59:58,700 --> 01:59:58,700 Kind of... 2614 01:59:58,700 --> 01:59:59,700 Normal... 2615 02:00:00,700 --> 02:00:01,700 Environments... 2616 02:00:01,700 --> 02:00:02,700 Under... 2617 02:00:02,700 --> 02:00:03,700 Normal... 2618 02:00:04,700 --> 02:00:05,700 Parents and all that. 2619 02:00:05,700 --> 02:00:06,700 Doesn't excuse it... 2620 02:00:06,700 --> 02:00:08,700 At all like what they did but... 2621 02:00:09,700 --> 02:00:12,700 Maybe they were fucked as well like, you know? 2622 02:00:13,700 --> 02:00:14,700 You'd have to be... 2623 02:00:15,700 --> 02:00:16,700 You'd have to have a few screws loose... 2624 02:00:16,700 --> 02:00:17,700 To be able to... 2625 02:00:17,700 --> 02:00:18,700 Fly a spruce moose... 2626 02:00:18,700 --> 02:00:19,700 Into the fucking side of a building... 2627 02:00:19,700 --> 02:00:20,700 Into the fucking side of a building... 2628 02:00:21,700 --> 02:00:22,700 But... 2629 02:00:23,700 --> 02:00:24,700 They were... 2630 02:00:25,700 --> 02:00:26,700 Well educated men... 2631 02:00:27,700 --> 02:00:28,700 They were well educated men... 2632 02:00:29,700 --> 02:00:30,700 They were well educated men... 2633 02:00:31,700 --> 02:00:31,700 Who had... 2634 02:00:32,700 --> 02:00:32,700 Gone... 2635 02:00:32,700 --> 02:00:33,700 And studied in the West... 2636 02:00:34,700 --> 02:00:37,700 They were selected because their English was... 2637 02:00:38,700 --> 02:00:39,700 Good... 2638 02:00:39,700 --> 02:00:40,700 If not... 2639 02:00:40,700 --> 02:00:41,700 If possible... 2640 02:00:41,700 --> 02:00:41,700 If not... 2641 02:00:41,700 --> 02:00:42,700 Very good... 2642 02:00:42,700 --> 02:00:43,700 In the case of the... 2643 02:00:43,700 --> 02:00:44,700 The pilots... 2644 02:00:47,700 --> 02:00:48,700 And... 2645 02:00:49,700 --> 02:00:50,700 They had... 2646 02:00:50,700 --> 02:00:52,700 They had not needed to be trained to live in the West... 2647 02:00:52,700 --> 02:00:53,700 They had it all sus... 2648 02:00:54,700 --> 02:00:55,700 In fact... 2649 02:00:55,700 --> 02:00:56,700 They had gone and lived... 2650 02:00:57,700 --> 02:00:58,700 They had gone there... 2651 02:00:58,700 --> 02:00:59,700 Done that... 2652 02:00:59,700 --> 02:01:00,700 And bought the t-shirt... 2653 02:01:01,700 --> 02:01:02,700 And they... 2654 02:01:02,700 --> 02:01:03,700 They'd gone... 2655 02:01:03,700 --> 02:01:04,700 You know what? 2656 02:01:04,700 --> 02:01:05,700 I don't want to wear this t-shirt... 2657 02:01:06,700 --> 02:01:08,700 I don't like this t-shirt one day... 2658 02:01:09,700 --> 02:01:11,700 I think I'm gonna put on another t-shirt... 2659 02:01:12,700 --> 02:01:13,700 The t-shirt of terror... 2660 02:01:13,700 --> 02:01:15,700 Is the one that they put on... 2661 02:01:16,700 --> 02:01:19,700 And instead of an "I love NY" symbol on it... 2662 02:01:20,700 --> 02:01:21,700 It just said... 2663 02:01:22,700 --> 02:01:23,700 "I heart terror" 2664 02:01:24,700 --> 02:01:25,700 And that's a metaphor... 2665 02:01:25,700 --> 02:01:26,700 Now... 2666 02:01:26,700 --> 02:01:27,700 I'm going along... 2667 02:01:27,700 --> 02:01:28,700 It didn't really happen... 2668 02:01:29,700 --> 02:01:30,700 I'm going along... 2669 02:01:31,700 --> 02:01:33,700 It's an analogy... 2670 02:01:33,700 --> 02:01:34,700 And... 2671 02:01:34,700 --> 02:01:35,700 Um... 2672 02:01:36,700 --> 02:01:37,700 These books that did that... 2673 02:01:37,700 --> 02:01:38,700 Now... 2674 02:01:38,700 --> 02:01:39,700 They might have had... 2675 02:01:39,700 --> 02:01:40,700 Fucking hard times... 2676 02:01:40,700 --> 02:01:41,700 As children... 2677 02:01:42,700 --> 02:01:43,700 But it doesn't excuse you... 2678 02:01:43,700 --> 02:01:44,700 Doing what they did... 2679 02:01:44,700 --> 02:01:46,700 You know... 2680 02:01:46,700 --> 02:01:56,700 I was saying to Tommy Woodbine... 2681 02:01:56,700 --> 02:01:57,700 That last day... 2682 02:01:58,700 --> 02:01:59,700 That Mohammedatta... 2683 02:02:00,700 --> 02:02:03,700 You never know what his father could've... 2684 02:02:03,700 --> 02:02:04,700 He could've been... 2685 02:02:04,700 --> 02:02:05,700 Schlappin' his arse... 2686 02:02:06,700 --> 02:02:08,700 Every day... 2687 02:02:09,700 --> 02:02:11,700 And every schlapp... 2688 02:02:11,700 --> 02:02:12,700 That Mohammedatta took... 2689 02:02:12,700 --> 02:02:13,700 That Mohammedatta took... 2690 02:02:14,700 --> 02:02:15,700 Might have... 2691 02:02:15,700 --> 02:02:16,700 Built up inside him... 2692 02:02:16,700 --> 02:02:17,700 Like a bank... 2693 02:02:18,700 --> 02:02:19,700 Like a fourth nox of pain... 2694 02:02:20,700 --> 02:02:22,700 Inside Mohammedatta's arse... 2695 02:02:22,700 --> 02:02:24,700 Was a fourth nox of pain... 2696 02:02:24,700 --> 02:02:25,700 And... 2697 02:02:26,700 --> 02:02:27,700 It got... 2698 02:02:27,700 --> 02:02:28,700 It brought out... 2699 02:02:28,700 --> 02:02:29,700 The worst in him... 2700 02:02:29,700 --> 02:02:30,700 On that day... 2701 02:02:31,700 --> 02:02:32,700 And... 2702 02:02:33,700 --> 02:02:35,700 They stayed in a motel... 2703 02:02:35,700 --> 02:02:36,700 The night before it... 2704 02:02:36,700 --> 02:02:37,700 Out in Oakland... 2705 02:02:37,700 --> 02:02:38,700 Or something... 2706 02:02:38,700 --> 02:02:39,700 And they got a flight... 2707 02:02:39,700 --> 02:02:40,700 Before they got on the... 2708 02:02:40,700 --> 02:02:41,700 The main flight... 2709 02:02:41,700 --> 02:02:42,700 I don't know why they did that... 2710 02:02:43,700 --> 02:02:44,700 Some... 2711 02:02:45,700 --> 02:02:47,700 Some things we will never know... 2712 02:02:48,700 --> 02:02:49,700 You can only guess... 2713 02:02:49,700 --> 02:02:51,700 It all adds up to the mystery... 2714 02:02:51,700 --> 02:02:52,700 Of the whole fucking thing... 2715 02:02:53,700 --> 02:02:55,700 It all adds up to the... 2716 02:02:55,700 --> 02:02:56,700 It makes it such a hotbed... 2717 02:02:56,700 --> 02:02:57,700 For uh... 2718 02:02:57,700 --> 02:02:58,700 Conspiracy theorists... 2719 02:02:58,700 --> 02:02:59,700 And... 2720 02:02:59,700 --> 02:03:00,700 And such... 2721 02:03:01,700 --> 02:03:02,700 Because there's still... 2722 02:03:02,700 --> 02:03:03,700 The shit we'll never know about... 2723 02:03:03,700 --> 02:03:04,700 You know... 2724 02:03:05,700 --> 02:03:06,700 What about the black box? 2725 02:03:07,700 --> 02:03:08,700 They were after saying... 2726 02:03:08,700 --> 02:03:09,700 They found the Bookings passport... 2727 02:03:09,700 --> 02:03:10,700 In the rubble... 2728 02:03:11,700 --> 02:03:11,700 Of the... 2729 02:03:11,700 --> 02:03:12,700 The World Trade Center... 2730 02:03:13,700 --> 02:03:15,700 They found an intact passport... 2731 02:03:15,700 --> 02:03:16,700 You mean to tell me that? 2732 02:03:17,700 --> 02:03:18,700 And they haven't released the black box... 2733 02:03:19,700 --> 02:03:20,700 I wanna hear what was being said... 2734 02:03:20,700 --> 02:03:21,700 On the black box... 2735 02:03:21,700 --> 02:03:22,700 Do you know? 2736 02:03:22,700 --> 02:03:23,700 How you getting at it? 2737 02:03:23,700 --> 02:03:24,700 You mean to tell me... 2738 02:03:24,700 --> 02:03:25,700 You found a passport... 2739 02:03:25,700 --> 02:03:26,700 You're booking on the plane... 2740 02:03:26,700 --> 02:03:27,700 You're... 2741 02:03:27,700 --> 02:03:27,700 Sure the fucking plane... 2742 02:03:27,700 --> 02:03:28,700 Disintegrated when it hit the tower... 2743 02:03:28,700 --> 02:03:29,700 How you getting at it? 2744 02:03:29,700 --> 02:03:30,700 How you getting at it? 2745 02:03:30,700 --> 02:03:32,880 You found a passport for booking on the plane. 2746 02:03:34,860 --> 02:03:37,880 Sure, the fucking plane disintegrated when it hit the tower. 2747 02:03:40,540 --> 02:03:41,360 How are you getting that? 2748 02:03:42,640 --> 02:03:44,120 Hey, don't have a bit of donating. 2749 02:03:45,980 --> 02:03:47,380 Hey, don't have a bit of donating. 2750 02:03:48,740 --> 02:03:50,720 Thank you very much for that. 2751 02:03:51,860 --> 02:03:53,500 Gridrain 741, thank you. 2752 02:03:56,560 --> 02:03:57,920 Thank you very much for that. 2753 02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:59,920 I'm going to go on. Quit the bed. 2754 02:04:00,420 --> 02:04:03,640 Taking the buses. So much fun. 2755 02:04:08,700 --> 02:04:10,880 It's a lovely part of town. 2756 02:04:11,180 --> 02:04:13,200 Look at the countryside here. 2757 02:04:14,060 --> 02:04:15,200 An old town here. 2758 02:04:15,840 --> 02:04:17,600 The Showbo grounds in Siegvalden. 2759 02:04:18,300 --> 02:04:18,920 And Oakville. 2760 02:04:19,320 --> 02:04:20,640 Lovely township of Oakville. 2761 02:04:21,820 --> 02:04:24,460 Awful shame now if my bus was hijacked 2762 02:04:24,460 --> 02:04:29,860 by 19 Saudi Arabian bookings. 2763 02:04:31,420 --> 02:04:33,320 With their passports. 2764 02:04:35,240 --> 02:04:37,620 And that they drove this fucking slug here. 2765 02:04:37,760 --> 02:04:39,900 And lovely Mercedes Sotero. 2766 02:04:40,960 --> 02:04:41,840 They used... 2767 02:04:41,840 --> 02:04:44,520 They transformed the Mercedes Sotero 2768 02:04:44,520 --> 02:04:46,900 into a missile. 2769 02:04:48,280 --> 02:04:50,280 And sent it plowing into fucking... 2770 02:04:50,280 --> 02:04:51,280 The cheese fountain shop. 2771 02:04:51,280 --> 02:04:52,280 In town. 2772 02:04:55,280 --> 02:04:56,280 That's why we need to... 2773 02:04:56,280 --> 02:04:57,280 At Schluggeren. 2774 02:04:57,280 --> 02:04:58,280 Maybe... 2775 02:04:58,280 --> 02:05:00,280 They're thinking about bringing in... 2776 02:05:00,280 --> 02:05:01,280 Body scanners. 2777 02:05:02,280 --> 02:05:03,280 Or until we've got the money... 2778 02:05:03,280 --> 02:05:05,280 I'm just going to pat every customer down. 2779 02:05:07,280 --> 02:05:10,280 But I'll be wearing a pair of oven gloves as well, you know. 2780 02:05:10,280 --> 02:05:16,220 well you know there's no funny business going on we're all above we're all fine 2781 02:05:16,220 --> 02:05:19,060 with what's happening 2782 02:05:23,260 --> 02:05:29,900 how you doing carbon you're keeping carbon today 2783 02:05:30,040 --> 02:05:36,720 see father you're going to see father I stick you down for a senior song when 2784 02:05:36,720 --> 02:05:42,480 you're away please when you one you're waiting for your troubles and I give you 2785 02:05:42,480 --> 02:05:51,180 320 back several tickets for the purple onion well well well if it isn't herself 2786 02:05:51,180 --> 02:05:57,420 you'll learn your lesson I hope you're buying tickets now instead of stealing no 2787 02:05:57,420 --> 02:06:06,000 problem and you're back again to the doppelganger eh senior and a one 2788 02:06:06,000 --> 02:06:11,760 and one euro way for you oh sorry one euro 27 20 too much change 2789 02:06:11,760 --> 02:06:17,520 you have to be off of your foot the fair dodge you if you want to catch the comes from the X you need to be fast and get them get them well they're hot look at this lad umbrella man and I tell you something that the umbrella man is a nice little short film you can have a look about 2790 02:06:17,520 --> 02:06:47,500 You have to be off of a pure put the fair dodges. If you want to catch the cunts in the act, you need to be fasted. And get them. Get them while they're hot. Look at this lad. Umbrella man. And I tell you something else. The Umbrella man is a nice little short film. You can have a look. About conspiracy theorists and how you can blow something out of the world. 2791 02:06:47,500 --> 02:07:16,360 You can have a look at the proportion in your mind. Almost at a paranoid like state. It just looks at the Umbrella man who was beside the fucking motorcade where John F. Kennedy was shot. John fucking Kennedy. Got bamboozled by a magic bullet which was apparating from the bookshop uptown. Lee Harvey Asmosis was doing a bit of shooting up there. Whilst reading. He was doing his war on pieces. 2792 02:07:16,360 --> 02:07:29,360 and he decided to take a few pot shots at Kennedy wasn't covered he should have had a bit of coverage but he didn't. 2793 02:07:30,360 --> 02:07:36,360 Dallas Cowboys there were a few fucking cowboys that day I tell ya playing fuck on the grassy knoll. 2794 02:07:36,360 --> 02:07:45,360 The grassy knoll was where the CIA were hidden and if you think I'm talking grassy knollocks 2795 02:07:45,360 --> 02:07:51,360 go and check the history books and that'll tell you there's people fucking hiding on the grass you know. 2796 02:07:51,360 --> 02:07:59,360 And then you've got the likes of the umbrella man then who was holding an umbrella in broad daylight so there was no rain or anything like that. 2797 02:07:59,360 --> 02:08:05,360 See that clown tried to overtake me there on the left. I got him off. He didn't see because of my massive head. 2798 02:08:05,360 --> 02:08:14,360 He was just it was a silent protestor apparently with the umbrella. 2799 02:08:14,360 --> 02:08:20,360 Gregoski thank you very much for keeping you. I hope that you're keeping well. 2800 02:08:20,360 --> 02:08:28,360 Thank you very much for your sweet stream tip. Very kind of ya. All the best. 2801 02:08:28,360 --> 02:08:40,360 But there's a fertile hotbed of suspicion around 9/11. Much more so than that of the GFK. 2802 02:08:40,360 --> 02:08:46,360 GFK looks clear cut. It looks like a clear cut conspiracy, you know? 2803 02:08:46,360 --> 02:08:55,360 Often strange as well. At America there's an airport in New York called GFK. 2804 02:08:55,360 --> 02:09:03,360 And that's where 9/11 happened in New York. And that airport is called GFK. 2805 02:09:03,360 --> 02:09:10,360 And that's what the other conspiracy was in America. Before 9/11, it was GFK. 2806 02:09:10,360 --> 02:09:20,360 Has anybody looked at that? Has anybody looked into that? I don't think so. 2807 02:09:20,360 --> 02:09:23,360 Next stop, Dr. Julius Machner Street. 2808 02:09:23,360 --> 02:09:30,360 Dr. Julius Street is coming up everybody. If you want to get off on Dr. Julius. 2809 02:09:30,360 --> 02:09:42,360 It's pissing down. Shout out to all the World of Warcraft boys on the hard grind tonight. 2810 02:09:42,360 --> 02:09:52,360 Trying to peek at the apex of MMOs. Mass multiplayer online game. 2811 02:09:52,360 --> 02:10:02,360 Dermot Lopez Police Academy. 2812 02:10:02,360 --> 02:10:14,360 And it won't be long now before computer games, live simulations of reality, we're getting there. 2813 02:10:14,360 --> 02:10:29,360 And terrorist events and attacks will be coordinated and executed from behind the fucking computer desk in some asshole's bedroom. 2814 02:10:29,360 --> 02:10:41,360 No longer will you have to go through the frustrating rigmarole of having to hijack this, that and fucking grassy and old that and... 2815 02:10:41,360 --> 02:10:47,360 You know, drive here, shoot there and whoop, whatever the fuck you do. 2816 02:10:47,360 --> 02:10:57,360 You'll be able to do it from an app on your phone. That you downloaded from the app store. 2817 02:10:57,360 --> 02:11:05,360 Oh! Red light! Red light shine. 2818 02:11:05,360 --> 02:11:10,360 Next stop, Dr. Julius Machner Street. 2819 02:11:10,360 --> 02:11:15,360 Dr. Julius Machner Street coming up everybody. Everybody have the bus at the stage. 2820 02:11:23,360 --> 02:11:31,360 The IRB did 1916, says Ewn Gardner. The Irish Republican Brotherhood. 2821 02:11:31,360 --> 02:11:33,360 We're behind 9/11, are they? 2822 02:11:33,360 --> 02:11:36,360 If they come back, do a fucking job on us. 2823 02:11:36,360 --> 02:11:38,360 "Winter of Passion" 2824 02:11:38,360 --> 02:11:40,360 Winter of Passion. 2825 02:11:40,360 --> 02:11:41,360 Winter of Passion. 2826 02:11:47,360 --> 02:11:49,360 "He's doing this, don't need." 2827 02:11:51,360 --> 02:11:52,360 "He's doing this, don't need." 2828 02:11:52,360 --> 02:11:53,360 "He's doing this, don't need." 2829 02:11:53,360 --> 02:11:54,360 "Thank you very much, Dermot." 2830 02:11:54,360 --> 02:11:55,360 "Thank you very much, Dermot." 2831 02:11:55,360 --> 02:11:57,360 "That's my stop." 2832 02:12:00,360 --> 02:12:02,360 "Dr. Julius Park coming up." 2833 02:12:04,360 --> 02:12:06,360 "Hide your wife, hide your kids." 2834 02:12:09,360 --> 02:12:11,360 "There's someone out there, he's snatching your people up." 2835 02:12:13,360 --> 02:12:15,360 "I love a bit of sourdough." 2836 02:12:16,360 --> 02:12:18,360 "With a fucking lock of Dairy Gold." 2837 02:12:20,360 --> 02:12:21,360 "Or NCF." 2838 02:12:22,360 --> 02:12:23,360 "Softrum." 2839 02:12:24,360 --> 02:12:27,360 "On a nice, fat slice of sourdough." 2840 02:12:28,360 --> 02:12:30,360 "You do get it in hipster places in town now." 2841 02:12:30,360 --> 02:12:32,360 "Anybody getting off here?" 2842 02:12:32,360 --> 02:12:33,360 "No?" 2843 02:12:37,360 --> 02:12:38,360 "Wrong stop." 2844 02:12:39,360 --> 02:12:40,360 "Wrong stop, I apologize everybody." 2845 02:12:40,360 --> 02:12:41,360 "Wrong stop." 2846 02:12:41,360 --> 02:12:42,360 "Wrong stop." 2847 02:12:42,360 --> 02:12:43,360 "Next stop, Dr. Julian Machner Street." 2848 02:12:43,360 --> 02:12:52,360 "Don't be leaving any fucking rubbish on the bus either, okay?" 2849 02:12:53,360 --> 02:12:54,360 "Okay." 2850 02:12:54,360 --> 02:12:55,360 "Ladies and gentlemen." 2851 02:12:55,360 --> 02:12:56,360 "Boys and girls." 2852 02:12:56,360 --> 02:12:57,360 "I'm gonna tell you something now." 2853 02:12:57,360 --> 02:12:58,360 "That'll rock your world." 2854 02:12:58,360 --> 02:13:03,360 "If you have a cup or a wrapper from a bar." 2855 02:13:03,360 --> 02:13:06,360 "Pick his up and bring his home." 2856 02:13:06,360 --> 02:13:08,360 "You wouldn't leave us in your own fucking cow." 2857 02:13:08,360 --> 02:13:10,360 "If you had a cow, you wouldn't leave us in a cow." 2858 02:13:10,360 --> 02:13:15,360 "You're ruining my bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus." 2859 02:13:15,360 --> 02:13:30,800 You're ruining my bus. You're ruining my bus. You're ruining my bus. You're ruining my bus. I'm going right here. I'm going left. Thank you. 2860 02:13:35,140 --> 02:13:43,100 Now we'll turn right, Hubert, and we've got Dr. Julius matching her straight now if anybody wants to get off there. Lovely little bush stop. 2861 02:13:44,300 --> 02:14:12,740 I didn't run a red light. Look at me. I haven't crashed the fucking thing. It's telling me I've run a red light. Apparently that's running a red light now if your nose is over the zebra. I have a bone to pick with these red light tags now. It's not fair. It's not fair on me. It's not fair on my face. It's not fair on Shlugir. 2862 02:14:13,240 --> 02:14:15,840 We've been besmirched. 2863 02:14:15,840 --> 02:14:30,020 That goat in the last episode of Winter of Passion was a bit out of place. They're talking about Winter of Passion again. The new Game of Thrones. 2864 02:14:34,100 --> 02:14:54,480 What's the favorite? I was down in the graveyard the last day. They're all watching. I was down in the graveyard the last day now and they're all watching TV. All the people who were buried there were watching the TV. Do you know what show they were watching? Game of Thrones. 2865 02:14:58,480 --> 02:14:58,980 Now. 2866 02:15:04,380 --> 02:15:07,180 Now regular and one. There you go. 2867 02:15:07,980 --> 02:15:08,480 Too easy. 2868 02:15:09,980 --> 02:15:10,480 No problem. 2869 02:15:11,880 --> 02:15:12,480 No problem. 2870 02:15:20,680 --> 02:15:21,180 Thank you. 2871 02:15:21,780 --> 02:15:22,480 How are ya? 2872 02:15:23,880 --> 02:15:24,480 No problem. 2873 02:15:24,480 --> 02:15:26,480 *Barkly* 2874 02:15:30,480 --> 02:15:32,480 460 back to ya. 2875 02:15:33,480 --> 02:15:34,480 Good woman yourself. 2876 02:15:38,480 --> 02:15:39,480 The door is blocked. 2877 02:15:40,480 --> 02:15:42,480 Somebody needs to get out that doorway. 2878 02:15:42,480 --> 02:15:44,480 Get out of that doorway now, fish! 2879 02:15:44,480 --> 02:15:45,480 Good man. 2880 02:15:50,480 --> 02:15:51,480 No. 2881 02:15:52,480 --> 02:15:53,480 Let's hit the minty. 2882 02:15:54,480 --> 02:15:55,480 Mintus Hiwis. 2883 02:15:56,480 --> 02:15:57,480 Mintus Hiwis. 2884 02:15:57,480 --> 02:15:58,480 *Barkly* 2885 02:15:58,480 --> 02:16:00,480 I forgot to get something for dinner. 2886 02:16:01,480 --> 02:16:03,480 Well, pizza it is. 2887 02:16:05,480 --> 02:16:06,480 *Barkly* 2888 02:16:06,480 --> 02:16:08,480 Next stop: Amber Gate. 2889 02:16:10,480 --> 02:16:11,480 Hey, you don't have to donate. 2890 02:16:11,480 --> 02:16:12,480 Oh, fucking hell. 2891 02:16:12,480 --> 02:16:13,480 He's doing a bit of donating. 2892 02:16:13,480 --> 02:16:14,480 Yeah. 2893 02:16:14,480 --> 02:16:15,480 You don't have to donate. 2894 02:16:15,480 --> 02:16:16,480 Yeah. 2895 02:16:16,480 --> 02:16:17,480 Thank you very much. 2896 02:16:17,480 --> 02:16:19,480 Fucking hell. 2897 02:16:19,480 --> 02:16:20,480 No! 2898 02:16:20,480 --> 02:16:38,480 500 euro damage. I fucking barely kissed him. He was driving right past. Hey, don't a bit of donating. Titter's Canal. Thank you very much, Titter's. 2899 02:16:38,480 --> 02:17:01,480 Ah, for fuck's sake. Trying to drive a clean bus here. A clean road with no fuck-ups. He barely rubbed up against the fucking face of the bus. Now I'm down 520 euros. 2900 02:17:06,480 --> 02:17:13,480 Shkong. In the rain as well. Thank you very much, Titter's and Dr. Julius Lopez. 2901 02:17:34,480 --> 02:17:36,480 I'm gonna see you. How are you doing that now? 2902 02:17:41,480 --> 02:17:43,480 Passing a time. 2903 02:17:47,480 --> 02:17:49,480 Next time, Amberly. 2904 02:17:49,480 --> 02:17:51,480 Amberly. 2905 02:17:55,480 --> 02:17:56,480 Everybody up. 2906 02:17:56,480 --> 02:18:12,480 Dan Spartan. How are you? How's the fentanyl? In Schleigo? I don't know. I don't know. It's doing the rounds anyway, I think. 2907 02:18:12,480 --> 02:18:27,480 Dadgy stuff. Synthesized out in China. 2908 02:18:27,480 --> 02:18:28,480 The passing of time. 2909 02:18:28,480 --> 02:18:28,480 The passing of time. 2910 02:18:28,480 --> 02:18:40,480 Another red light. Another 500 euro down. About 180. 2911 02:18:41,480 --> 02:18:46,480 Big Tom, of course, and the story of the passing of time. And that's for all of the people who... 2912 02:18:46,480 --> 02:18:53,480 Such great memories of the great man himself. And all who we met up in Orem last night as well. 2913 02:18:53,480 --> 02:18:59,480 Dedicate that to all the family circle. And all our good friends up there who tune into us quite a few on the internet service as well. 2914 02:18:59,480 --> 02:19:08,480 So hello to all of you around around. And Blaney and Fortherfield and to County Aramad there as well. Just wanted to say hello again there to Anne in New York. 2915 02:19:08,480 --> 02:19:18,480 From Kerry. Anne says, please wish Andrea Higgins a happy 21st birthday. Such a kind young woman. And thanks very much indeed. And that's Andrea, I think, over in Ballimahan. 2916 02:19:18,480 --> 02:19:21,480 And Roe Siggins says thanks Anne. Where's the poste at? 2917 02:19:21,480 --> 02:19:22,480 Where's the poste at? 2918 02:19:22,480 --> 02:19:23,480 Where's the poste at? 2919 02:19:23,480 --> 02:19:30,480 So it was a good hoolie in Langford. So hello to you all there tonight. Thank you very much indeed for that. And we all need to go to Langford for some fun. 2920 02:19:30,480 --> 02:19:35,480 And indeed. There you go. George Langan says tune in the double-est night. 2921 02:19:35,480 --> 02:19:36,480 Thanks for being so much. 2922 02:19:36,480 --> 02:19:39,480 How are you? You getting on or off? 2923 02:19:39,480 --> 02:19:41,480 Staying clear. The door's open. 2924 02:19:41,480 --> 02:19:47,480 How are you? Are you a terrorist? 2925 02:19:47,480 --> 02:19:50,480 Are you Al Qaeda? 2926 02:19:50,480 --> 02:19:53,480 I'm only missing. You're welcome. 2927 02:19:53,480 --> 02:19:59,480 Oh. There you go. 2928 02:19:59,480 --> 02:20:00,480 Oh. There you go. 2929 02:20:00,480 --> 02:20:06,480 We're going to move on. Here's a gentleman who is one of our singers. He's with us on a Monday night in Galway. 2930 02:20:06,480 --> 02:20:12,480 And there's so many artists taking part. I think we have over 30, easily over 30 now at this stage between the two nights. 2931 02:20:12,480 --> 02:20:14,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2932 02:20:14,480 --> 02:20:15,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2933 02:20:15,480 --> 02:20:16,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2934 02:20:16,480 --> 02:20:18,480 You're absolutely fine for it this year actually. Delighted to say. 2935 02:20:18,480 --> 02:20:22,480 And if you're... Patsy is sending off... 2936 02:20:22,480 --> 02:20:23,480 Who's getting off now here? 2937 02:20:23,480 --> 02:20:24,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2938 02:20:24,480 --> 02:20:25,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2939 02:20:25,480 --> 02:20:26,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2940 02:20:26,480 --> 02:20:27,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2941 02:20:27,480 --> 02:20:28,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2942 02:20:28,480 --> 02:20:29,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2943 02:20:29,480 --> 02:20:30,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2944 02:20:30,480 --> 02:20:31,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2945 02:20:31,480 --> 02:20:32,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2946 02:20:32,480 --> 02:20:33,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2947 02:20:33,480 --> 02:20:34,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2948 02:20:34,480 --> 02:20:35,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2949 02:20:35,480 --> 02:20:36,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2950 02:20:36,480 --> 02:20:37,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2951 02:20:37,480 --> 02:20:38,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2952 02:20:38,480 --> 02:20:39,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2953 02:20:39,480 --> 02:20:40,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2954 02:20:40,480 --> 02:20:41,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2955 02:20:41,480 --> 02:20:42,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2956 02:20:42,480 --> 02:20:43,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2957 02:20:43,480 --> 02:20:44,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2958 02:20:44,480 --> 02:20:45,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2959 02:20:45,480 --> 02:20:46,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2960 02:20:46,480 --> 02:20:47,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2961 02:20:47,480 --> 02:20:48,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2962 02:20:48,480 --> 02:20:49,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2963 02:20:49,480 --> 02:20:50,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2964 02:20:50,480 --> 02:20:51,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2965 02:20:51,480 --> 02:20:52,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2966 02:20:52,480 --> 02:20:53,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2967 02:20:53,480 --> 02:20:54,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2968 02:20:54,480 --> 02:20:55,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2969 02:20:55,480 --> 02:20:56,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2970 02:20:56,480 --> 02:20:57,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2971 02:20:57,480 --> 02:20:58,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2972 02:20:58,480 --> 02:20:59,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2973 02:20:59,480 --> 02:21:00,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2974 02:21:00,480 --> 02:21:01,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2975 02:21:01,480 --> 02:21:02,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2976 02:21:02,480 --> 02:21:03,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2977 02:21:03,480 --> 02:21:04,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2978 02:21:04,480 --> 02:21:05,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2979 02:21:05,480 --> 02:21:06,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2980 02:21:06,480 --> 02:21:07,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2981 02:21:07,480 --> 02:21:08,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2982 02:21:08,480 --> 02:21:09,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2983 02:21:09,480 --> 02:21:10,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2984 02:21:10,480 --> 02:21:11,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2985 02:21:11,480 --> 02:21:12,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2986 02:21:12,480 --> 02:21:13,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2987 02:21:13,480 --> 02:21:14,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2988 02:21:14,480 --> 02:21:15,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2989 02:21:15,480 --> 02:21:16,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2990 02:21:16,480 --> 02:21:17,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2991 02:21:17,480 --> 02:21:18,480 Passenger needs to get off again. 2992 02:21:18,480 --> 02:21:19,480 So here we go with John. 2993 02:21:19,480 --> 02:21:25,480 They weren't so happy when I became a permanent fixture. 2994 02:21:25,480 --> 02:21:30,480 I met my darling in the springtime. 2995 02:21:30,480 --> 02:21:35,480 When all the flowers were in bloom. 2996 02:21:35,480 --> 02:21:40,480 And like the flowers our love blossomed. 2997 02:21:40,480 --> 02:21:45,480 We married in the month of June. 2998 02:21:45,480 --> 02:21:49,480 Our love was like a burning ember. 2999 02:21:49,480 --> 02:21:51,480 Like a burning fire. 3000 02:21:51,480 --> 02:21:54,480 On the sides of golden globe. 3001 02:21:54,480 --> 02:21:56,480 A golden globe. 3002 02:21:56,480 --> 02:21:58,480 And sunshine in December. 3003 02:21:58,480 --> 02:22:00,480 Sunshine in December. 3004 02:22:00,480 --> 02:22:02,480 And through our roses and snow. 3005 02:22:02,480 --> 02:22:04,480 Don't you know. 3006 02:22:04,480 --> 02:22:09,480 Now God has taken my darling. 3007 02:22:09,480 --> 02:22:10,480 That's sad. 3008 02:22:10,480 --> 02:22:14,480 And left me with a memory. 3009 02:22:14,480 --> 02:22:15,480 That's awful sad. 3010 02:22:15,480 --> 02:22:19,480 One memory I will always cherish. 3011 02:22:19,480 --> 02:22:20,480 One memory I will always cherish. 3012 02:22:20,480 --> 02:22:21,480 One memory I will always cherish. 3013 02:22:21,480 --> 02:22:24,480 Where these last words she said to me. 3014 02:22:24,480 --> 02:22:29,480 Our love was like a burning ember. 3015 02:22:29,480 --> 02:22:30,480 That's sad. 3016 02:22:30,480 --> 02:22:31,480 I'll get my darling. 3017 02:22:31,480 --> 02:22:33,480 Oh yeah, no. 3018 02:22:33,480 --> 02:22:59,480 *Sings* Awful sad, isn't it? A song there about finding love and then love dying. But the love didn't die. It was the person died and then... 3019 02:22:59,480 --> 02:23:28,480 *Sings* Now he's singing about how he used to have sunshine in December. It's sad. Lovely donkey there in the field. Oh, it's a cow. They're in fine fettle. Look at that. Look at that. Fucking great dairy cow. Fine fettle. 3020 02:23:28,480 --> 02:23:35,480 *Sings* Look at those tails. Shake that tail. Shake that tail, baby. 3021 02:23:35,480 --> 02:23:42,480 *Sings* Like a burning ember. It mourns as a golden glow. 3022 02:23:42,480 --> 02:23:49,480 *Sings* Like, go and have a look at this cow for a moment. Sorry there, guys. I'm just gonna go and look at the cow for a moment. 3023 02:23:49,480 --> 02:23:56,480 *Sings* Look at that. She's prize. Prize. Look at this. Bloodshot eyes. Must be on the THC. Look at that mouth. Look at that shnaut. 3024 02:23:56,480 --> 02:24:03,480 *Sings* Fine fettle. Fine fettle. That's what I'd love to be. That's what I'd love to be. 3025 02:24:03,480 --> 02:24:05,040 Fries. 3026 02:24:06,900 --> 02:24:08,080 Look at this. 3027 02:24:11,100 --> 02:24:12,400 Bloodshot eyes. 3028 02:24:13,840 --> 02:24:15,380 Must be on the THC. 3029 02:24:15,640 --> 02:24:16,480 Look at that mouth. 3030 02:24:18,340 --> 02:24:19,600 Look at that snout. 3031 02:24:21,660 --> 02:24:22,420 Fine fettle. 3032 02:24:27,040 --> 02:24:29,000 It's a clean, a clean udder. 3033 02:24:29,620 --> 02:24:31,180 Clean sack and a clean hole. 3034 02:24:31,840 --> 02:24:32,940 It's fantastic. 3035 02:24:33,940 --> 02:24:35,240 Great belly. 3036 02:24:36,240 --> 02:24:37,020 Fine leg. 3037 02:24:39,220 --> 02:24:40,720 A clean piece. 3038 02:24:43,160 --> 02:24:46,400 And some great, great, great, great suctions. 3039 02:24:47,860 --> 02:24:48,320 Suckers. 3040 02:24:50,020 --> 02:24:52,120 Fine suckers on it. 3041 02:24:52,760 --> 02:24:53,400 Look at that. 3042 02:24:53,900 --> 02:24:54,920 Lovely colour in it. 3043 02:24:55,700 --> 02:24:57,000 Lovely colour on the beast. 3044 02:25:00,000 --> 02:25:02,200 We've got a bit of cowbell in over here. 3045 02:25:02,200 --> 02:25:08,320 Move over, guys. 3046 02:25:09,100 --> 02:25:09,960 Slugs in town. 3047 02:25:11,100 --> 02:25:12,140 I'm only messing with you. 3048 02:25:12,500 --> 02:25:15,660 I've only come to admire your aura. 3049 02:25:15,660 --> 02:25:16,300 Your aura. 3050 02:25:17,220 --> 02:25:17,900 You've great colour. 3051 02:25:18,700 --> 02:25:19,440 You've great colour. 3052 02:25:21,820 --> 02:25:23,040 How you doing now? 3053 02:25:23,120 --> 02:25:23,660 You're beige. 3054 02:25:25,120 --> 02:25:25,900 You're beige. 3055 02:25:26,240 --> 02:25:26,740 You're bland. 3056 02:25:28,740 --> 02:25:29,720 You're in great shape. 3057 02:25:34,720 --> 02:25:35,900 Great situation there. 3058 02:25:36,020 --> 02:25:37,760 It's all clean and above boards. 3059 02:25:42,920 --> 02:25:44,180 Great stuff here as well. 3060 02:25:44,660 --> 02:25:45,680 Howie, lads. 3061 02:25:47,240 --> 02:25:48,220 Keep doing what you're doing. 3062 02:25:48,300 --> 02:25:49,140 You're doing great work. 3063 02:25:49,660 --> 02:25:50,580 You're doing the Lord's work. 3064 02:25:51,920 --> 02:25:52,580 You're fantastic. 3065 02:25:54,420 --> 02:25:55,160 Keep at it. 3066 02:25:55,480 --> 02:25:56,660 You keep eating that grass. 3067 02:25:58,020 --> 02:26:00,400 You keep on eating that grass and you'll go far. 3068 02:26:02,620 --> 02:26:07,760 Awful shame that they're all going to end up on a fucking truck into a slaughterhouse. 3069 02:26:09,400 --> 02:26:12,500 That's just the way God intended it, I think. 3070 02:26:12,500 --> 02:26:20,280 I think, I guess, there's nothing in the Bible that says, don't eat steak. 3071 02:26:21,000 --> 02:26:32,140 So, I suppose, when they do get slaughtered on mass, in a hellish shed, we can just probably eat. 3072 02:26:33,220 --> 02:26:38,960 Keep eating the meat and we'll be okay with it because it doesn't say God never said nothing to do. 3073 02:26:41,460 --> 02:26:42,480 Are you getting that? 3074 02:26:43,140 --> 02:26:43,500 No! 3075 02:26:44,880 --> 02:26:46,160 Sorry about that now, guys. 3076 02:26:46,200 --> 02:26:47,000 We're back on the bus. 3077 02:26:51,680 --> 02:26:54,240 Tonight, my darling. 3078 02:26:54,240 --> 02:26:55,820 I'm fine. 3079 02:26:56,240 --> 02:26:56,940 That's singing. 3080 02:26:58,340 --> 02:26:58,340 What? 3081 02:27:03,760 --> 02:27:04,440 Watch this. 3082 02:27:05,460 --> 02:27:06,460 Oh, I was going to do it. 3083 02:27:06,460 --> 02:27:09,460 That. No! 3084 02:27:09,460 --> 02:27:18,460 Came out of fucking nowhere. That's 1,000. That's 2,000 damage. Came out of fucking nowhere. 3085 02:27:18,460 --> 02:27:31,460 That's a life lesson for y'all now at home. Don't ever, don't ever get notions that you can just drive across a level crossing 'cause one train is gone. 3086 02:27:31,460 --> 02:27:38,460 You never know. Another train might be coming along. How you getting on, Jamie, in the next bus? How you getting on? 3087 02:27:49,460 --> 02:27:55,460 Boy, fucking hell. Sorry about the language here now. 3088 02:27:55,460 --> 02:28:00,460 The story of Kentucky. The story of Kentucky, eh? 3089 02:28:00,460 --> 02:28:04,460 This is a lovely song, actually. Great real story teller of this man. 3090 02:28:04,460 --> 02:28:08,460 Get on the fucking road. Get on the fucking road. 3091 02:28:09,460 --> 02:28:12,460 This is a joke. This is a fucking joke. 3092 02:28:14,460 --> 02:28:29,460 This is a joke. This is a joke. This is a joke. 3093 02:28:29,460 --> 02:28:31,460 This is a joke. 3094 02:28:32,460 --> 02:28:56,460 Pretty soon the blacktop disappeared. I felt the car change to a lower gear. I took the grain from liquor just to chase with chill. I was 27 miles from Hollywood. Ahead I saw the bridge and the road. 3095 02:28:56,460 --> 02:29:22,460 Lashed up everybody. Lashed up everybody. Too late. Dermot Lopez homeschooled. Thank you very much. Somebody's left shit on the bus again. The usual. The usual pigs I'm letting onto my bus. 3096 02:29:22,460 --> 02:29:40,220 I told him sir I just don't. Onto my bus. Now. Have we passed the tish? That's the million dollar question. I know we ran a red light and we fucking drove into a train but have we passed? Are we on to the next set of uh. 3097 02:29:43,460 --> 02:29:47,460 We have. We're in. 3098 02:29:48,460 --> 02:30:15,460 Finally considering reopening the central bus station. That's all thanks to the hard work you and your team have been putting in. Congratulations. If they do give the go ahead I'm sure it'll keep you busy in the weeks to come. Replanning and adapting your network. We are currently negotiating with the historic monument protection office about reopening up the old town ring road for public transport. And it looks like it won't be long before they agree. 3099 02:30:15,460 --> 02:30:44,460 Fucking sweet. Sweet as a nut. Come full circle. We're back where we began. The sweet as a nut debate. They're opening up the old ring road. It's going to be magical. It's going to be majestic. We're going to fucking run rings around it. Little shuttle bus. We might even get that bendy bus back on. Back on top farm. It's going to be magical. 3100 02:30:44,460 --> 02:30:47,380 Thank you very much for 3101 02:30:47,380 --> 02:30:49,020 choosing Schlugeren. 3102 02:30:50,060 --> 02:30:51,020 It's been another night 3103 02:30:51,020 --> 02:30:53,720 of enterprise, 3104 02:30:54,920 --> 02:30:56,480 of commutation, 3105 02:30:57,980 --> 02:30:59,920 of chat. 3106 02:31:03,000 --> 02:31:04,400 It's been a nice night. 3107 02:31:05,400 --> 02:31:07,600 I hope that you have a lovely Monday 3108 02:31:07,600 --> 02:31:10,400 and remember to come back to Schlugeren. 3109 02:31:11,780 --> 02:31:14,080 The only, only bus 3110 02:31:14,080 --> 02:31:16,840 company in the world, 3111 02:31:17,740 --> 02:31:20,200 which aims to please you 3112 02:31:20,200 --> 02:31:21,680 and satisfy you 3113 02:31:21,680 --> 02:31:25,480 in ways, in many unspoken ways. 3114 02:31:26,820 --> 02:31:29,500 And also, we do allow you to smoke 3115 02:31:29,500 --> 02:31:31,560 cheeky pinnals down the back of the bus 3116 02:31:31,560 --> 02:31:33,800 as long as you open the window. 3117 02:31:34,800 --> 02:31:36,340 You have got that as well. 3118 02:31:36,460 --> 02:31:37,500 We do give you that option. 3119 02:31:39,440 --> 02:31:41,040 Thank you very much from me 3120 02:31:41,040 --> 02:31:42,140 and my two shoes 3121 02:31:42,140 --> 02:31:43,400 to you, 3122 02:31:43,700 --> 02:31:45,300 for putting, 3123 02:31:45,500 --> 02:31:47,380 it's you that puts the shine on these shoes. 3124 02:31:48,040 --> 02:31:49,020 So thank you very much. 3125 02:31:49,520 --> 02:31:50,000 Good night. 3126 02:31:50,440 --> 02:31:50,980 God bless. 3127 02:31:51,680 --> 02:31:52,480 And all the best. 3128 02:31:52,940 --> 02:31:53,720 Only me wished. 3129 02:31:54,320 --> 02:31:55,060 And we'll see you later. 3130 02:31:56,220 --> 02:31:56,640 Good luck. 3131 02:31:57,080 --> 02:31:57,500 Good night. 3132 02:31:57,740 --> 02:31:58,060 Bye-bye. 3133 02:31:59,460 --> 02:32:00,460 When I slither home. 3134 02:32:00,460 --> 02:32:02,340 When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields, 3135 02:32:02,720 --> 02:32:08,000 there's nothing I like more than lashing a few schtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 3136 02:32:08,200 --> 02:32:10,020 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 3137 02:32:10,080 --> 02:32:11,880 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, 3138 02:32:12,100 --> 02:32:17,700 I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing. 3139 02:32:18,280 --> 02:32:20,080 Once those flames are licking high, 3140 02:32:20,320 --> 02:32:22,180 it's time to schtick your coal in it. 3141 02:32:23,500 --> 02:32:27,940 You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft. 3142 02:32:28,280 --> 02:32:32,340 Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames. 3143 02:32:33,160 --> 02:32:36,820 This message was brought to you by Firelighters. 3144 02:32:36,820 --> 02:32:38,820 Firelighters. 3145 02:32:38,820 --> 02:32:40,820 Firelighters. 3146 02:32:40,820 --> 02:32:41,960 Ah. 3147 02:32:41,960 --> 02:32:42,800 Ah. 3148 02:32:42,800 --> 02:32:44,800 *punch*