1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,080 What are you buying? 2 00:00:01,640 --> 00:00:02,900 Does it fit? Does it fit? 3 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:13,220 Not enough cash? 4 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:15,120 Yeah. Yeah. 5 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:17,400 What are you selling? 6 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,040 How was Electric Picnic there, Liam? 7 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:25,080 We were all there. We were doing a live stream from Electric Picnic last night. 8 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:26,760 Tommy Schlug was backstage. 9 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,560 We're out for Florence and the Machine Gun. 10 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,680 Right. I might sell some of this stuff that I was going to keep. 11 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:40,280 I don't know. 12 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:42,800 Fuck. No, no, no. Keep that. 13 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:46,580 No, no. Keep that. 14 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:51,760 No, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it about the RPG. 15 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,840 Cameron Fontaine. I haven't checked out these streams in a while, but I'll be honest. 16 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,420 Fontaine is what made me discover. 17 00:00:58,420 --> 00:01:03,680 Well, with a name like Fontaine, Cameron, I'm not surprised. 18 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:10,660 In fact, I think that it should have happened that you discovered because your name is Fontaine 19 00:01:10,660 --> 00:01:13,780 and Fontaine was doing a class stream. 20 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,560 You missed his cooking stream the last time, Fontaine. 21 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:21,400 Salazar is after you. 22 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:27,740 Ah! You just missed her. The ritual is over. She left with my men to an island. 23 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:28,760 What? 24 00:01:29,980 --> 00:01:30,480 Sweet... 25 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,260 Sweet beast, Mark. Thank you very much. 26 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:34,460 Sweet beast. 27 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,640 The beast of Bodmin. 28 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:42,900 It's time I paid my due respects to your impressive, stubborn will. 29 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:46,900 Mr. Kennedy. Welcome. 30 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:47,320 Welcome. 31 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,700 The dump valve is not copyrighted. It probably is, though. 32 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:57,000 What about this? 33 00:01:57,780 --> 00:01:58,800 What about that man? 34 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,280 A cure-a? 35 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:08,420 He wants to, uh... 36 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,420 He wants to, uh... 37 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:15,500 Salazar wants to metamorphosize into some sort of beast in Earth's chimney. 38 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:29,600 Fontaine really knows how to dump some fish on the ground or drafts him. 39 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:36,420 Yeah, but he serves it back up without brushing it and he still gets a five-star Michelin job. 40 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,080 Gordon Ramsay eats your heart out. 41 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,380 Monsters. Guess after this there'll be one less to worry about. 42 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:47,300 One less. One less. One less. One less, Salazar you gotta worry about. 43 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:54,800 Now, could have done with reloading the rifles and stuff, but fuck it. Who cares? 44 00:02:54,800 --> 00:03:02,120 probably gonna have to do this about six times six seven times 45 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:21,440 you just jump down when he comes when he does that I see I see I see I see I see I see 46 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:47,760 Cormac Malloy thank you very much Cormac Malloy this is for Cormac Malloy and all the people who thought I wouldn't do it even though Cormac Malloy probably is encouraging me to do it there believe in me as well that's a great situation to have 47 00:03:47,760 --> 00:04:11,420 fuck Adrian Adrian McCormack Malloy thank you thank you getting McCormack now downstairs with the spiders too 48 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:22,860 the angel of the games 49 00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:35,840 the situation here is uh I can't 50 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:39,740 when it comes to a boss battle like this 51 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:48,240 I can't uh keep an eye on the chat or what's going on and sometimes I can't even talk because I need to concentrate on shooting 52 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:53,280 fucking baby that's turned into a beast in the head 53 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:55,620 with a massive eye 54 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:59,420 uh don't bother with that 55 00:04:59,420 --> 00:05:02,220 don't bother with that take that yeah yeah take that 56 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:06,180 can't put on Mad West because uh 57 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:10,160 that would be off brand for me 58 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,700 and uh 59 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:15,040 the other thing is I wouldn't even if I wanted to I couldn't 60 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:20,960 because my internet I've said this five or six times now 61 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,800 my internet is uh goose 62 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:53,540 Put a tenner on the table if you're keen to chaff a baker's dozen. 63 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:55,880 A Roger's with the lads. 64 00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:58,780 Don't know what that means, but fucking fair play to you for tuning in. 65 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:09,380 The changing of the guard. 66 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:13,880 You're pathetic, Jerry. 67 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,340 Sex crimes. 68 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:20,340 Fuck. 69 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:24,960 You're a bad pickle. 70 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:39,120 Irrelevant. 71 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,940 You're gonna tell more lies. 72 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:43,520 Don't start me off on that. 73 00:06:43,940 --> 00:06:44,760 I couldn't... 74 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,460 The last stream we did of this... 75 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:52,100 It was Jerry Hannon quotes for three hours. 76 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:54,620 And once I get started... 77 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:58,020 I cannot stop. 78 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,060 This baby's head! 79 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,740 We're about to wet the baby's head with bullets. 80 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:07,400 With 9mm bullets. 81 00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:20,140 Okay. 82 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:20,820 Mind thrower. 83 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:21,840 Mind thrower for this. 84 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:28,340 Oh, for fuck's sake. 85 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:28,340 Oh, for fuck's sake. 86 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:28,340 Oh, for fuck's sake. 87 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:47,700 Why didn't I fucking reload there? 88 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,880 Ashes was another side of the story. 89 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:01,440 About the people who were happy on the lanes. 90 00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:02,140 My family. 91 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:06,360 Move, move, move. 92 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:19,080 I should have done this bit before I came on the stream. 93 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:19,120 I should have done this bit before I came on the stream. 94 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:25,100 I should have done this bit before I came on the stream. 95 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:36,220 Fuckin' hell. 96 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:58,220 Fuckin' hell. 97 00:08:58,220 --> 00:09:06,220 Shake it half. Shake it half. Yes! I was right in the eye. 98 00:09:06,220 --> 00:09:11,220 That might have hurt. Must have hurt. 99 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:15,220 Here we go. The cretin has arose from his schlumber. 100 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:20,220 Look who decided to fucking crawl out from underneath his shitty little rock. Yes! 101 00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:31,220 We're getting there. We're getting there. 102 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:45,220 I wonder could you take this guy out with just the shotgun and the Uzi or the UMP? 103 00:09:45,220 --> 00:09:50,220 See you at the tape. 104 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:51,220 Anonymous. 105 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:59,220 Thank you very much, Anonymous, for that. A kind little situation which you have bestowed upon us all. 106 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:08,220 I want to give some praise to you. Thank you very much. And I'd like to praise you too, but I haven't got time for the prayers just yet. 107 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:17,220 The angel of the pains. Thank you very much, the angel of the pains. 108 00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:26,220 Now, let's do this. Let's make this. Let's make hands of the cunt. 109 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:28,220 *Boo-Boo* 110 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:30,220 *Boo-Boo* 111 00:10:30,220 --> 00:10:32,220 *Boo-Boo* 112 00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:37,220 Yes! D-d-d-dodgy! D-d-d-dodgy! 113 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,220 *Boo-Boo* 114 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:54,220 These fuckin' spiders are piss takers too! 115 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:59,220 How did they even... where did they hatch from? 116 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:05,220 Are they a part of the giant organism that is Salazar baby? 117 00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:07,220 Baby plant. 118 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:14,220 *Boo-Boo* 119 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:19,220 That would seem to be the case, surveying the scene down here. 120 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:25,220 Let's use this time down here wisely and reload. 121 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:30,220 There's no fuckin' bullets. 122 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:35,220 *Boo-Boo* 123 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:36,220 Wah. 124 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:39,220 *Boo-Boo* 125 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,220 *Boo-Boo* 126 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:41,220 *Boo-Boo* 127 00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:53,640 Fuck yeah. 128 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,740 That tickles, he says. 129 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:01,280 Fuck, I keep missing the cunt. 130 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:31,260 Fuck, I keep missing the cunt. 131 00:12:31,260 --> 00:13:01,240 Fuck, I keep missing the cunt. 132 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,240 Fuck, I keep missing the cunt. 133 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,240 Fuck, I keep missing the cunt. 134 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,240 Fuck, I keep missing the cunt. 135 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:13,240 That I wouldn't have to have the laser on the eye like it. 136 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,240 The laser on the eye. 137 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,240 360 Noshko. 138 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,240 That's a fucking joke. 139 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:45,240 You're getting an old dose of penicillin. 140 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,240 Shift those crabs. 141 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:55,240 Sweet, he's opening up. 142 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,240 He's opening up to me. 143 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,240 He's coming to terms with reality. 144 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,240 He's opening up. 145 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,240 He's letting his feelings guide him. 146 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,240 One in the head. 147 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,240 Take that. 148 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,240 See the backflip there. 149 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,240 Fucking gymnastics man. 150 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,240 Gymnastics man. 151 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,240 That tickles, he says. 152 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,240 Relord you can't! 153 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,240 Yes! 154 00:14:53,240 --> 00:15:05,240 Mine. Combine this mine. Mine thrower. Examine, discard, remove. No, no. Keep that on. Keep that on. This. Combine. Bam. 155 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,240 Here we go. Check this out. 156 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:19,240 Fuck. Not that. What I'm about to do to the baby man. 157 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,240 Oh, he's gone. He went back into his claw. 158 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:35,240 The baby man retracted back into his fucking shell. 159 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:51,240 Now I have to reload. Reload. Maybe I can use this. You'd want to have it, the broken butterfly. You'd want to have it, uh... 160 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,240 Steady hand. 161 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,240 Oh! 162 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,240 Did it really tickle though. 163 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,240 That was a great one. That was a fucking great one. 164 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:10,240 I think he's coming out. He's coming out. He wants the world to know. Bam! Magnum bullet to the head. 165 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,240 Baby food. 166 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,240 The rifle would work. Yeah, but I mean, I'm... 167 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,240 I'm... 168 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,240 I'm weak with the scope at the moment. 169 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,240 Fuck ya. 170 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,240 Reload ya cunt. 171 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:45,240 Take that! Johnson's baby wipes. 172 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:51,240 Fucking baby's day out! 173 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:59,240 Oh no, please don't kill me. No! No! 174 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,240 No! 175 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:18,260 Good. Behind her opponent and the match holds to begin the match. 176 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,900 Good reply by Austin Panko. 177 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:44,080 Just a little bit of luck for that first point for. 178 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:56,620 OK. Let's see on gets it done. I'm sure you can hear the roar. 179 00:17:56,620 --> 00:18:20,180 How you fixed? We're back again. Just had to have a little scream there. Didn't want to show that on stream. It's not becoming. It's actually unbecoming. 180 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:31,720 And what about that from Yuri Zhakaev. The French midfielder I think. 181 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,480 He was up there with Deschamps and the boys. 182 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,400 Zhakaev. 183 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:51,180 Thank you very much Zhakaev. It's great that you're watching the stream as well. You're a legend in your own right. As well as Toytan... Do it. 184 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:58,300 See I have to screen the names as well before I say them. Just in case you get me to say some god awful stuff. 185 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,080 I have to change that up. It's a... 186 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,180 For your glorious... 187 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:16,080 Veteran Weedman. Thank you so much. Thank you. It's great to have you. We're gonna defeat this big evil baby plant for you. 188 00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:37,640 Why am I watching this? Thank you very much Farfurda. You're a good man. You're a kind man. You're a legend of man. 189 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:44,140 The reflexes need to be that of a cat. Feline. 190 00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:46,580 Oh he's coming out. 191 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,400 He came out early. 192 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:52,720 He's there again. 193 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,580 Oh. Sorry there. Whoever that was. 194 00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:56,860 Fuck. 195 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:00,640 Let me see. 196 00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:04,320 Shtef. 197 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,320 Thank you very much Shtef. 198 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:09,520 Let's do this. 199 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:16,940 Ultramotors. 200 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,100 Thank you very much Ultramotors. 201 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:22,700 Very kind of you man. 202 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:29,820 How is this guy not even letting himself out? 203 00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:35,820 Get down you. 204 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,020 His attacks are two pronged. 205 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:40,840 That. 206 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,000 Oh they're three pronged actually. 207 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,180 Jeez. I didn't know he could get you down here too. 208 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,000 I can open up man. 209 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:14,440 Nice bit of church organ there as well. 210 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:14,500 Okay. 211 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,740 Time to get the broken butterfly out. 212 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:30,680 Give this guy a little taste of pain. 213 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,240 He's an evil bastard. 214 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,160 No. 215 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,120 Yes. 216 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:44,960 That tickles. 217 00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:55,420 Fucking Robinson Crusoe! 218 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,240 Oh, run! 219 00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:04,980 No, please! 220 00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:06,980 *Skiss* 221 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:07,480 *Skiss* 222 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:07,980 *Skiss* 223 00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:17,580 When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them. 224 00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:27,480 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing. 225 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:37,640 goes behind her opponent and the match holds to begin the match 226 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:51,720 any match holds to begin the match thank you very much for joining us this evening on salazar's lament 227 00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:07,960 hernan crespo thanks crespo you're crispy old wily old snakey hern argentina was it 228 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,840 was crespo playing for fiorentina as well with batastuta back in the day 229 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:22,200 batastuta an astute gentleman of the realm 230 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:29,560 thank you very much hernan look at that then 231 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:41,000 they've metamorphosized into their final form that of a giant bollocks 232 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:59,880 anaconda gee anaconda jeezy in da easy yo don't get sleazy or be cheeky go back to your own sleaze and be 233 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:06,440 cheesy but don't be cheesy around my heezy okay jeezy thank you very much 234 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:14,920 did someone just drop a bomb on this ship because that stuff was a blast 235 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:30,600 thank you very much for your glorious tip don't be cheeky good time in there don't be cheeky 236 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:43,400 ha he's wrapped me up he's wrapped me up again in his tentacles and he's having his wicked way with me 237 00:24:43,400 --> 00:25:01,400 a bit of a roundup would sort this guy out although he's more than a plant he's biological but he looks like a plant 238 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:28,600 he looks like a plant come on man give you a few fucking shots to the eyeball there you go 239 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:35,080 let me have a shot at the big time come on 240 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:48,280 don't be cheeky this could this could take this could take all night 241 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,800 you are joking me is he even opening up 242 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:12,760 he's not even opening up man 243 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:32,680 let me in come on man give me give me something 244 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:45,880 how is it ticky how does it ticky i'm fucking 245 00:26:52,760 --> 00:27:01,960 demetrius yes broken butterfly time man guy's gonna take a broken that baby's gonna take a broken 246 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,960 Butterfly to the head, man. 247 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:17,160 Quangle! Come on! No! 248 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,160 He's gone in! 249 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:37,160 *Sounds of fire* 250 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:45,160 Fucking open up and say hello. I've come all this way to see you. 251 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:59,160 *Sounds of fire* 252 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,160 *Sounds of fire* 253 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,160 Yes! I think he's... 254 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,160 I think he's up. No, he's not. 255 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,160 This is a nasty looking fucker, isn't it? 256 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:17,160 You would want to meet this clown any day of the week. 257 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,160 Any day of the week. 258 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,160 He's opening up! 259 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,160 Johnson and Johnson! 260 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,160 Gone baby, gone! 261 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:35,160 Examine. I don't want to examine a blacktail in the middle of a fucking fight. 262 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:41,160 Any day of the week. 263 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,160 I'm looking for custody! 264 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,160 I'm looking for custody! 265 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,160 I'm looking for custody of Salazar! 266 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,160 At the weekend! 267 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,160 No! 268 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,160 I'm looking for custody! 269 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,160 I'm looking for custody of Salazar! 270 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,160 At the weekend! 271 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,160 *Sounds of fire* 272 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,160 *Sounds of fire* 273 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,160 No! 274 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,160 *Sounds of fire* 275 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:05,160 *Sounds of fire* 276 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,160 *Sounds of fire* 277 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,160 *Sounds of fire* 278 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,160 *Sounds of fire* 279 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,160 *Sounds of fire* 280 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,160 *Sounds of fire* 281 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,160 Again, I'm gonna get fucking... 282 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,160 *Sounds of fire* 283 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,160 Rat trapped here now. 284 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:25,160 Oh yeah! 285 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:46,720 He's opened up! Black Tail time! A broken butterfly, ma'am! Baby's gonna get his head broken butterfly, ma'am! 286 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,320 *Gunshot* 287 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,320 Thank you all your- 288 00:29:55,320 --> 00:30:05,320 Frankie Schoonz! Thank you very much! Frankie Sch- Schoonz! Double header! Missed! Opportunity! Gone! 289 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,720 Thank you very much Frankie Schoonz! 290 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,720 Thank you for your glorious- 291 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:27,320 Rory Gilmore, thank you very much! Salazar needs to practice mindfulness and open up more! Thank you very much! 292 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,320 *Gunshot* 293 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:35,320 *Gunshot* 294 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:39,320 Right, we'll fuckin' uh, we might take that TMP to him again, hey! 295 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,320 *Gunshot* 296 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,320 *Gunshot* 297 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,320 See if he fuckin' likes a bit of this- 298 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,320 *Gunshot* 299 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,320 *Gunshot* 300 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,320 *Gunshot* 301 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,320 He's opening up out of boredom now, look! 302 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,320 *Gunshot* 303 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,320 Bit of mine- uh-oh! 304 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,320 *Gunshot* 305 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,040 Oh. 306 00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:08,960 Both behind her opponent and the match holds to begin the match. 307 00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:20,600 Good reply by Austin Panko. 308 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:34,180 Just a little bit of luck for that first point. 309 00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:52,560 Liam says, don't be sneaky. 310 00:31:52,860 --> 00:31:53,620 Thank you very much. 311 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,560 Liam, thank you. 312 00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:57,100 And Rory Gilmore. 313 00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,220 And Frankie Scones. 314 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,740 And don't be cheeky. 315 00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:06,500 I have a funny Pat Kenny song video for you to check out. 316 00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:10,880 If you type Pat Kenny as a scummer into YouTube and click the first video, you won't be disappointed. 317 00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:13,860 Also, can't believe I missed you at Electric Picnic. 318 00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:14,760 Keep up the good work. 319 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,180 Don't worry, man. 320 00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:18,760 I wasn't really at Electric Picnic. 321 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,360 Have you heard him? 322 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,760 He says, I want you to suffer just like ashes. 323 00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:45,480 Which was another side of the tale. 324 00:32:45,740 --> 00:32:46,820 You get two quick shots in. 325 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:47,380 Fast. 326 00:32:47,780 --> 00:32:48,900 Time to whip out the black tail. 327 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,240 Blackus, blackus. 328 00:32:50,820 --> 00:32:51,600 Headshot, Gil D. 329 00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:53,900 One in the head. 330 00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:55,060 Where it's two. 331 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:56,880 In the chest. 332 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,180 I'm going on loan to Grêmio out in Brazil next season. 333 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,640 So you need to fucking get your streams in now. 334 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:09,040 If you've got... 335 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,960 If you want to see any more streams, you better tune in now. 336 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,080 I'm on loan to Grêmio. 337 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,820 It was Ronaldinho's old club. 338 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,020 Ronaldinho was watching the stream there a few weeks back. 339 00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:25,240 And he said, this guy, you need to get him. 340 00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:28,360 They said, will he be able to get a work permit? 341 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,360 And he said, sure, it's Brazil. 342 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,560 The place is as bent as a fucking wheel. 343 00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:36,760 He'll be able to get any permit he wants coming over here. 344 00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:39,220 And they said, we'll sign him up. 345 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,480 So I'm away on loan to Grêmio soon enough. 346 00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:48,660 They saw the work I was putting in at AC Milan last season. 347 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,300 The headers. 348 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,220 And they said, I want a piece of that. 349 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,840 That's what the head... 350 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,980 The chief director, the football director said. 351 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,980 Chief director, man. 352 00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:04,600 That's his name. 353 00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:12,500 Yes! 354 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,420 Do you reckon he'll open up now after that? 355 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,600 Or will he come out with some diatribe about how that tickles? 356 00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:21,700 Scum baby. 357 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,660 That's his new name. 358 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,020 Freak. 359 00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:29,780 Thank you for your glory. 360 00:34:29,780 --> 00:34:31,880 Freaky says, don't be Liam. 361 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:32,980 Thank you very much. 362 00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:39,200 Liam, man. 363 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:44,500 I can't put on the Pat Kenny video that you've made because I've said it six times now. 364 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:49,880 I cannot play YouTube videos while I'm doing this because my internet is goosed. 365 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:55,800 And I would say the next time I stream it'll go from goose to fucking juice. 366 00:34:56,500 --> 00:35:01,160 Because I'm going to be in possession of a dual band Wi-Fi receiver. 367 00:35:01,820 --> 00:35:02,000 Yeah. 368 00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:04,280 Five gigahertz. 369 00:35:05,060 --> 00:35:06,020 You do the maths. 370 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,180 Let's do this. 371 00:35:21,060 --> 00:35:21,880 He's opening up. 372 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,480 He's got a fucking... 373 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,480 He's got a growth. 374 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,320 He's got a growth. 375 00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:27,980 On his fucking shoulder. 376 00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:31,100 Yes. 377 00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:31,800 Double barrel. 378 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:33,540 Both barrels. 379 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,620 Even though there's only one barrel in the striker. 380 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,480 Still does the fucking job altogether. 381 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,480 It's a great job. 382 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,140 Fucking great gun. 383 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,360 Ashes was another side to the story. 384 00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:52,520 About the people who were happy in Limerick. 385 00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:00,860 Come on, open up. 386 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,920 He's opening up all the line. 387 00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:04,540 Look at that. 388 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:06,840 Baby go... 389 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:07,880 Baby go bye-bye. 390 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:12,720 Baby's day out. 391 00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:14,760 Schindler's baby. 392 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,100 Rosemary's baby. 393 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:23,620 Nice. 394 00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:26,540 Fucking nice situation. 395 00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:28,260 It's a nice situation. 396 00:36:28,380 --> 00:36:29,640 He's going to open up again, I'd say. 397 00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:31,500 The goon. 398 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,200 Come on. 399 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:35,120 Open up. 400 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:39,120 Come on. 401 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,980 I have him rattled now. 402 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,560 He's rattled. 403 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,880 Baby's cage has been rattled. 404 00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:53,060 Who keeps a baby in a cage? 405 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,880 I'd keep that baby in a cage. 406 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,720 Don't want him fucking metamorphosis. 407 00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,140 I don't want him fucking metamorphosizing into this. 408 00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:01,760 On a Monday evening. 409 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,520 What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening? 410 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:06,520 What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening? 411 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:06,560 What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening? 412 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:06,560 What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening? 413 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:06,560 What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening? 414 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:06,560 What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening? 415 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:06,560 What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening? 416 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:06,560 What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening? 417 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:06,560 What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening? 418 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,560 What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening? 419 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,560 What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening? 420 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,560 What the fuck is he at on a Monday evening? 421 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,560 We're gonna go Uzi. 422 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:17,560 We're gonna go Uzi. 423 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,560 And then. 424 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,560 Then. 425 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,560 And only then. 426 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,560 Will we- 427 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,560 Oh no. 428 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,560 Oh no. 429 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,560 He's doing damage downstairs too. 430 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,560 Oh no. 431 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:28,560 He's doing damage downstairs too. 432 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,560 Oh no. 433 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,560 He's doing damage downstairs too. 434 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,560 Oh no. 435 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,560 He's doing damage downstairs too. 436 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:35,560 Oh no. 437 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,560 He's doing damage downstairs too. 438 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,560 Oh no. 439 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,600 Cunt's got form. 440 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,520 He's doing a fair bit of damage downstairs. 441 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,560 Yes. 442 00:37:57,380 --> 00:37:58,360 Watch this now. 443 00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:00,460 We'll butterfly him. 444 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,260 We'll butterfly him up. 445 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,260 Or should we mine throw him? 446 00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:05,840 No, we'll butterfly him up. 447 00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:09,020 No! 448 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,880 Oh, no, oh, no. 449 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,620 Goes behind her opponent. 450 00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:25,640 And the match holds to begin the match. 451 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,120 Good reply by Ostapenko. 452 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:51,520 Just a little bit of luck for that first point for on. 453 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,540 Gave for Sets. 454 00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:01,620 Weston gets it done. 455 00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:04,000 And I'm sure you can hear the roar. 456 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,680 Ching-ching party on. 457 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:18,400 Thank you very much. 458 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:20,400 Thank you very much. 459 00:39:21,940 --> 00:39:22,620 Just had to... 460 00:39:22,620 --> 00:39:25,900 I stood on the fucking headphones then when I went to get the controller. 461 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,020 The headphones came off the head and then I stood on them. 462 00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:29,580 One of the ear... 463 00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:31,020 It doesn't sound good now. 464 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:32,940 Does not sound good now. 465 00:39:36,060 --> 00:39:37,380 SK, thank you very much. 466 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,360 Tip like SK. 467 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,180 It's a new day. 468 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:42,680 It's a new dawn. 469 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:43,840 It's a new day. 470 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:44,620 It's a new life. 471 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:45,540 For me. 472 00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:47,920 And I'm feeling pretty good actually. 473 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,160 Yes! 474 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,980 Dovetail this content ahead. 475 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:12,280 Goes behind her opponent. 476 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,280 And the match holds to begin the match. 477 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,780 You know what you want. 478 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,680 You know what you've got. 479 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,720 You got it all. 480 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,480 And that says a lot. 481 00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:31,180 You've got spunk. 482 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,060 Let's just take a moment to appreciate... 483 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:40,720 Listen to what he's on about. 484 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,340 Let's get the measure of this guy now. 485 00:40:47,340 --> 00:40:54,500 I think it's time I paid my due respects towards your impressive and stubborn will. 486 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,000 Mr. Kenzie. 487 00:40:57,260 --> 00:40:58,240 Fuck you, man. 488 00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:58,780 Welcome. 489 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:00,460 Fuck you, man. 490 00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:01,600 You're a prick. 491 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,800 You're a prick and you're going down. 492 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,200 No way. 493 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,340 There's a cheat code, is there? 494 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:19,000 Ross Reynolds. 495 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:21,320 No way. 496 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,460 No way. 497 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,220 I'm not going to cheat. 498 00:41:30,260 --> 00:41:32,960 My man is literally being driven pure insane. 499 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,060 By a hurtful giant. 500 00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:42,800 This is it. 501 00:41:45,860 --> 00:41:49,500 Yeah. Yeah. 502 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:55,520 Yeah. Someone's just woke the baby, man. 503 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:57,820 Someone's waked the baby up. 504 00:41:58,620 --> 00:41:59,920 You're after waking the baby. 505 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,900 You're after waking the baby, man. 506 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,760 He's cranky. 507 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,580 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No, no, no, no. 508 00:42:09,580 --> 00:42:24,500 Oh, God. No! 509 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,920 Just go back here now and we'll see how we're getting on. 510 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,640 Like that. 511 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:57,780 Beeson by a baby. 512 00:42:58,780 --> 00:42:59,860 Beeson by a baby. 513 00:43:00,820 --> 00:43:01,920 Beeson by a baby. 514 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:31,900 Beeson by a baby. 515 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:33,900 Beeson by a baby. 516 00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:41,900 Beeson by a baby. 517 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:56,620 Maybe save it so I don't have to do this fucking rigmarole again. 518 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:12,040 Overrace, yeah. 519 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,040 Overrace, yeah. 520 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,000 Grid rain. Thank you very much, grid rain. 521 00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:28,320 That monstrosity looks suspiciously like Pudge or Raj. 522 00:44:28,580 --> 00:44:29,500 Wouldn't put it past them. 523 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:45,040 Adrian is peddling lies. 524 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,040 Adrian is peddling lies. 525 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:46,940 Welcome. 526 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,180 Thank you very much. 527 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:52,960 Got some rare things on sale, stranger. 528 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,440 Have you, fuck? 529 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,500 You have the same shite you had the last time. 530 00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:57,620 Don't lie. 531 00:44:58,620 --> 00:45:00,640 Now, take some shotgun shells, please. 532 00:45:02,540 --> 00:45:03,440 And we'll be gone. 533 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:11,880 What are you buying? 534 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:13,880 What are you buying? 535 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:14,880 You can't even... 536 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:15,880 You can't even buy any. 537 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:17,880 What are you buying? 538 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,880 What are you buying? 539 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:21,880 *Scoffs* 540 00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,880 Just like any time. 541 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,880 *Scoffs* 542 00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:02,880 We'll buy- if we can't do it this time, and I am gonna do it this time, it's gonna be a case of RPG from your map. 543 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,880 *Scoffs* 544 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,880 Yeah, and your opponent. 545 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,880 Haha, look at his stupid face. 546 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,880 You're gonna tell more lies. 547 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,880 We started early anyway. 548 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,880 *Scoffs* 549 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:40,880 *Scoffs* 550 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,880 *Scoffs* 551 00:46:41,880 --> 00:47:03,240 *Dramatic music* 552 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:07,800 Wouldn't it be mad if I killed this baby 553 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,800 By shooting it in the stupid head? 554 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:18,120 Wouldn't it be great if he ended up fucking dead? 555 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:22,120 *Dramatic music* 556 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:26,520 He's more of a toddler than a baby actually. Oh he's more of a... 557 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,720 He's more of an infant. Oh he's more of a child actually. 558 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:41,720 *Dramatic music* 559 00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:48,040 *Dramatic music* 560 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,040 *Dramatic music* 561 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,040 *Dramatic music* 562 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:56,040 *Dramatic music* 563 00:47:56,040 --> 00:48:04,360 *Dramatic music* 564 00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,360 *Dramatic music* 565 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,360 *Dramatic music* 566 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,360 *Dramatic music* 567 00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:14,480 Yes, yes, yes. 568 00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:44,460 Yes, yes. 569 00:48:44,460 --> 00:48:48,460 Yes. 570 00:48:48,460 --> 00:48:59,960 Yes, Farrelly's Rusk's Pampers. 571 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:06,460 Johnson and Johnson in the head. 572 00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:14,460 I've heard the fucking...the organs and the...the choir. 573 00:49:14,460 --> 00:49:16,460 Female voice choir. 574 00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:18,460 Yes. 575 00:49:18,460 --> 00:49:19,460 I'll take more than that, will it? 576 00:49:19,460 --> 00:49:21,460 I've got plenty more where that came from. 577 00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:23,460 You silly baby. 578 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:25,460 You silly bastard. 579 00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:32,460 Calling something of that magnitude of monstrosity a silly bastard. 580 00:49:32,460 --> 00:49:34,460 bastard 581 00:49:34,460 --> 00:49:36,460 no 582 00:49:36,460 --> 00:49:38,460 no 583 00:49:38,460 --> 00:49:40,460 no 584 00:49:40,460 --> 00:49:42,460 no 585 00:49:42,460 --> 00:49:44,460 no 586 00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:46,460 no 587 00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:48,460 no 588 00:49:48,460 --> 00:50:16,220 Matalene! 589 00:50:16,220 --> 00:50:41,940 That's it. Butterfly time. Open up and say hello to your grandad. Grandfather clock. Oh yeah, and again. Baby food. 590 00:50:41,940 --> 00:50:43,940 What? 591 00:50:51,940 --> 00:51:01,280 We need to go downstairs and get a few herbs. From the spice rack. Schwartz. Schwartz spices. 592 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:07,280 Where the fuck are they? 593 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:29,280 Where the fuck are they? Gabriel spiders. Go changing the name to Gabriel spider next week. 594 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:36,280 Go changing the name to Gabriel spider next week. 595 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:43,280 I'm just gonna have to use it in case he grabs me. 596 00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,080 Shut your hole. 597 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,080 He's opening up! 598 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,880 Come on, you horse. 599 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,880 Feed him solids and see how he corpse. 600 00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,680 He's gonna fucking kill me now. 601 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,680 I'm no herb. 602 00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,480 I'm not a herb to my name. 603 00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,680 I'm gonna have to go down and take care of a few spiders. 604 00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:46,480 Is this where it's come to? 605 00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:55,280 No. 606 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,280 No. 607 00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,280 Not death by spider, please. 608 00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:09,080 No. 609 00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,080 No. 610 00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,080 Not death by spider, please. 611 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:20,080 *Mario's a mess* 612 00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:25,080 Where are the fucking herbs like? Huh? There's another one! 613 00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:30,080 *Mario's a mess* 614 00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:42,080 *Mario's a mess* 615 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:46,080 I have health- I have health free! Thank you! 616 00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,080 Thanks for letting me know there that I had one. Mulkeen. 617 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:53,080 Death by spider would be a new low. 618 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:57,080 *Mario's a mess* 619 00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:58,080 Yes! 620 00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,080 *Mario's a mess* 621 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:06,080 You're going to take more herbs! You're gonna take more herbs! 622 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,080 *Mario's a mess* 623 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:13,080 They're ammo spiders! Some of them are health spiders! 624 00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:17,080 I- you buy them down in Holland and Barature! 625 00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,080 Fucking health spiders, man! 626 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,080 Open up! 627 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,080 Open up, it's the police! 628 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:29,080 *Mario's a mess* 629 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,080 *Mario's a mess* 630 00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,080 Don't fucking tell me that mist- every one of those mist- 631 00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,080 *Mario's a mess* 632 00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,080 *Mario's a mess* 633 00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,080 *Mario's a mess* 634 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,080 You're fucking joking, man. 635 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,080 *Mario's a mess* 636 00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,080 This place is a joke! 637 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:44,080 This- this chamber here that we've landed in- 638 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,080 It's a joke! 639 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:47,080 It's a lie! 640 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,080 It's an absolute rotten lie! 641 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,080 Rotten to the core! 642 00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:51,080 *Mario's a mess* 643 00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,080 *Mario's a mess* 644 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,080 *Mario's a mess* 645 00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,080 *Mario's a mess* 646 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,080 *Mario's a mess* 647 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,080 Fucking ammo spiders are class! 648 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,080 But health spiders are better! 649 00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,080 *Mario's a mess* 650 00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,080 Hell spiders are better. 651 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,080 *Sigh* 652 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,080 *Sigh* 653 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,080 *Sigh* 654 00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,080 *Sigh* 655 00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,080 *Sigh* 656 00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,080 *Sigh* 657 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,080 *Sigh* 658 00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,080 No. 659 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,080 That's a fish you can come off with. 660 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:20,080 *Sigh* 661 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,080 *Sigh* 662 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,080 *Sigh* 663 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,080 *Sigh* That's a fucking joke. 664 00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,080 I'm gonna combine that. 665 00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:30,080 *Sigh* 666 00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:39,880 There he is, he's opening up again. 667 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:54,880 I'm not going to take that one. Shut the... 668 00:55:54,880 --> 00:56:01,880 Ah! 669 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:31,860 I don't know what to fucking take this guy out with. I want to save those for his head. 670 00:56:31,860 --> 00:56:38,860 I'm going to use the rifle as fuck. 671 00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:45,860 I'm going to take my gun back. Fuck, that's it. 672 00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:52,860 He's a dirty old bastard, isn't he? 673 00:56:52,860 --> 00:56:59,860 I'm going to take this mine thrower. 674 00:56:59,860 --> 00:57:04,860 I'm going to take this mine thrower. 675 00:57:04,860 --> 00:57:11,860 Get ready to dodge. Get ready to dodge. 676 00:57:11,860 --> 00:57:18,860 Get ready to dodge. Get ready to dodge. 677 00:57:18,860 --> 00:57:25,860 Get ready to dodge. Get ready to dodge. 678 00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:32,860 Get ready to dodge. Get ready to dodge. 679 00:57:32,860 --> 00:57:40,860 Steff. Thank you very much, Steff. 680 00:57:40,860 --> 00:58:01,860 No! 681 00:58:01,860 --> 00:58:05,860 Simon Coveney, thank you so much. And Steff as well. 682 00:58:05,860 --> 00:58:10,860 Both Simon and Steff doing great work in the face of Brexit. 683 00:58:10,860 --> 00:58:16,860 Definitely some meditation on the cards for you tonight. 684 00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:19,860 Don't let the weird wee shite psych you out. 685 00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:22,860 I thought he wouldn't, but I mean it's... 686 00:58:22,860 --> 00:58:28,860 He... he... I'm not going to lie. He's taking his toll on my... my well-being. 687 00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:45,860 These punts as well. These punts as well. These are like the assholes from... Half-Life. 688 00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:50,860 Oh, no! 689 00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:59,900 Turn that down. 690 00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:02,640 - 691 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,640 *Fulls* 692 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,640 *Fulls* 693 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,640 *Fulls* 694 00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,640 *Fulls* 695 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,640 *Fulls* 696 00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,640 *Fulls* 697 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:29,640 *Fulls* 698 00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:43,080 Fucking hell, it's getting tough. 699 00:59:48,220 --> 00:59:48,660 No. 700 00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:53,960 Either you open up and let me in. 701 00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:58,360 Or there's going to be trouble. 702 01:00:02,460 --> 01:00:04,160 Death is on the cards for this kid. 703 01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:05,800 Oh yeah. 704 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,220 That's what you want. 705 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,460 That's what you want. 706 01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:10,680 And that's what he got. 707 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:14,820 Don't count your chips. 708 01:00:18,100 --> 01:00:19,020 Until they're at. 709 01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:21,780 Yes. 710 01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:23,640 Oh, that's so sweet. 711 01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:25,840 That's going to blow his head off. 712 01:00:28,060 --> 01:00:29,160 He's still going. 713 01:00:29,580 --> 01:00:31,780 Still going strong after the mine attack. 714 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:52,840 Oh, for fuck off sake. 715 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:52,840 Oh, for fuck off sake. 716 01:00:52,840 --> 01:01:14,360 No. 717 01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:14,360 No. 718 01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:21,820 You're fucking choking me, man. 719 01:01:22,340 --> 01:01:23,680 These cons are fucking lively. 720 01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:25,100 Live leak. 721 01:01:25,100 --> 01:01:25,140 Live leak. 722 01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:39,880 This is the job. 723 01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:41,540 This is the job. 724 01:01:48,620 --> 01:01:50,600 I'm gonna stay down here and get another herb. 725 01:01:57,860 --> 01:01:59,380 Fucking stay to these cunts, man. 726 01:01:59,380 --> 01:01:59,800 They're hard. 727 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:11,640 Oh, that was so nice. 728 01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:13,880 Unforgiven. 729 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:15,880 Unforgiven. 730 01:02:33,260 --> 01:02:37,040 Hullabaloo. One in the eye. It's worth two in the bush. 731 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,040 Unforgiven. 732 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:41,040 Unforgiven. 733 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,040 Unforgiven. 734 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,040 *Fuck's sound* 735 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,040 *Hum* 736 01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,040 Fucking standing this eye man! 737 01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:51,040 *Fuck's sound* 738 01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,040 *Hum* 739 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:55,040 *Fuck's sound* 740 01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,040 *Fuck's sound* 741 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,040 What's that about? 742 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:01,040 No! 743 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,040 *Fuck's sound* 744 01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:07,040 *Fuck's sound* 745 01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,040 *Fuck's sound* 746 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,040 *Fuck's sound* 747 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:11,980 Oh. 748 01:03:38,020 --> 01:03:43,160 Game behind her opponent and the match holds to begin the match. 749 01:03:52,940 --> 01:03:54,800 Good reply by Austin Panko. 750 01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:08,880 Just a little bit of luck for that first point for Arne. 751 01:04:17,820 --> 01:04:18,920 Wisting Arne gets it done. 752 01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:26,420 Maldini. 753 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,100 Thank you very much Maldini. 754 01:04:32,900 --> 01:04:33,340 Maldinis. 755 01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:36,020 Thank you very much. 756 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:37,640 Have you. 757 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,660 Schlug and Willie O'D ever been in the same room together? 758 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:41,960 No they haven't. 759 01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:48,080 I think it's time I paid my due respect towards your impressive and stubborn will. 760 01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:53,220 I want you to suffer just like I want you to suffer. 761 01:04:53,220 --> 01:04:54,380 Anaconda G. 762 01:05:02,060 --> 01:05:02,860 Anaconda G. 763 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:10,140 Bye Pat. 764 01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:11,920 Thank you very much Bye Pat. 765 01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:28,980 Twin Cam. 766 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:30,840 Thank you very much Twin Cam. 767 01:05:31,220 --> 01:05:31,880 Oh you can look. 768 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:32,820 You can deflect. 769 01:05:33,420 --> 01:05:34,560 When he goes to bite you. 770 01:05:34,660 --> 01:05:36,120 You can deflect his fucking attacks. 771 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:46,200 Thank you very much. 772 01:05:48,060 --> 01:05:49,800 For your kind and generous tips. 773 01:05:53,140 --> 01:05:53,740 Cam. 774 01:05:55,580 --> 01:05:56,540 Cam's after you. 775 01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:01,480 Let's take these fucking spiders out. 776 01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:04,440 With a succulent blast of buck. 777 01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:06,600 Mind arts. 778 01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:14,280 Now let's reload our weapons. 779 01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:18,700 Before we go back up to the bucking. 780 01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:28,380 Cam belt. 781 01:06:28,380 --> 01:06:33,640 Fucking timing belt man. 782 01:06:36,900 --> 01:06:39,720 We're gonna stick a brand new timing belt on this baby. 783 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,040 Coming around to see the brand new timing belt I got. 784 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,320 Stop fucking talking man. 785 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:51,380 And just do the job. 786 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,260 That's what you need to do. 787 01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:59,380 Use the SMG on the eye. 788 01:06:59,440 --> 01:06:59,920 I tried. 789 01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,620 I've tried so many times. 790 01:07:02,140 --> 01:07:02,320 I'm. 791 01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:02,600 I'm. 792 01:07:02,660 --> 01:07:03,380 Mixing it up. 793 01:07:05,780 --> 01:07:06,560 I'm mixing it up. 794 01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:07,320 And I'm fucking it up. 795 01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:09,640 Tell ya. 796 01:07:12,060 --> 01:07:12,880 It's not easy. 797 01:07:13,940 --> 01:07:15,400 Nobody said it was gonna be easy. 798 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:20,140 Don't be easy. 799 01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:24,580 You're going hard on yourself man. 800 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:31,340 Fucking assholes man. 801 01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,580 They're not even leaving me any treats. 802 01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,000 Rifle for the eye. 803 01:07:48,380 --> 01:07:49,400 Butterfly for baby. 804 01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,040 Someone says. 805 01:07:57,500 --> 01:07:58,480 Don't be sneaky. 806 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,420 Don't be sneaky. 807 01:08:02,420 --> 01:08:03,680 Someone says go up to the right. 808 01:08:06,100 --> 01:08:07,120 I don't think that matters. 809 01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:15,520 Sean Long. 810 01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:16,660 Where'd you get your shades? 811 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:17,940 Vision. 812 01:08:18,860 --> 01:08:19,340 Fucking. 813 01:08:19,460 --> 01:08:20,500 What's the place where you get your. 814 01:08:20,860 --> 01:08:21,520 Glasses. 815 01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:23,520 Specsavers. 816 01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:28,000 Specsavers. 817 01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:30,100 Specsavers. 818 01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:31,620 Specsavers. 819 01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:39,600 Rifle. 820 01:08:39,780 --> 01:08:40,540 What did you say? 821 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:41,580 Rifle for the eye. 822 01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:42,240 And fucking. 823 01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:44,420 Butterfly for the baby. 824 01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:49,180 Stay to the right of the eye. 825 01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:49,980 While you can. 826 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:50,800 I like the. 827 01:08:50,940 --> 01:08:51,400 It's like. 828 01:08:53,820 --> 01:08:55,320 Lots of information coming in. 829 01:08:55,340 --> 01:08:56,260 Did you get the spud cut? 830 01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:56,880 No I didn't. 831 01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:00,920 The eye is always in view from the right. 832 01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:02,140 Quarter to. 833 01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:03,320 Quarter to eight. 834 01:09:03,620 --> 01:09:04,240 Jan Burrsford. 835 01:09:04,340 --> 01:09:05,880 Thank you very much for joining the stream. 836 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:20,120 Lots of information a lot of display name. Thank you very much a lot of tips coming at me here in the chat. I'm just catching up on them 837 01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,400 Thank you very much display name 838 01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:37,200 Ramona's blow goats. Thank you very much 839 01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:50,700 Let's blow this head off. Yeah, yeah 840 01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:58,820 You need to be hitting that fucker with three shots when you've got them Thomas, thank you very much Thomas 841 01:10:01,060 --> 01:10:05,000 Rifle for the eye butterfly for baby back to square one again 842 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:16,360 Jesus Malone, thank you very much Jesus 843 01:10:18,780 --> 01:10:22,080 Nice so fucking heavenly when you get that 844 01:10:24,300 --> 01:10:28,560 When you get that bitch when you get that eye there's nothing like it 845 01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:36,560 Glorious tip 846 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,720 How'd I geez 847 01:10:47,340 --> 01:10:52,520 Thank you very much to Jesus Malone Brexit for 20 what a name and Caleb Fox 848 01:10:54,460 --> 01:11:01,580 Who says you're breaking my heart you need to sell your shite and buy an RPG? I'm afraid I'm not gonna go down that route 849 01:11:01,580 --> 01:11:08,420 This is not the you're not watching this for a for easy peasy Street. You're watching to see how a real game gets played 850 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,000 Yeah 851 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,000 I'm not fucking Roman 852 01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:21,120 This is the shot then after that fucking smart remark yes 853 01:11:22,860 --> 01:11:26,560 It's time to whip out the butterfly again babies come back 854 01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:35,620 Baby come back what if I buy buy buy buy what if I buy buy buy I must admit I was a clown to be fucking around 855 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:40,220 But that doesn't mean that you have to leave town 856 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,560 Now 857 01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:53,840 That tickles he says I doubt it did I think he's actually fucking frontin babies frontin 858 01:11:56,740 --> 01:11:58,740 Babies on fire 859 01:12:02,740 --> 01:12:04,740 Come on you cut 860 01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:06,340 Spiders 861 01:12:06,340 --> 01:12:07,340 Spiders 862 01:12:07,340 --> 01:12:07,340 Spiders 863 01:12:07,340 --> 01:12:08,340 Spiders 864 01:12:08,340 --> 01:12:09,340 Spiders 865 01:12:11,340 --> 01:12:13,340 Shell to see 866 01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:26,460 You hear the guitar in there drop D there's a bit of fucking drop D heavy metal guitar going on as well 867 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:35,860 There's an organ there is some choir action 868 01:12:37,540 --> 01:12:41,080 There's a drop D bit of static X going on 869 01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:54,620 What we need to do we're gonna make this guy shit is static kex 870 01:12:56,100 --> 01:12:58,100 In a moment I 871 01:13:01,100 --> 01:13:04,460 Think I'm just gonna leave I'm gonna go for the eyeball with the shotgun 872 01:13:14,460 --> 01:13:16,460 Huh 873 01:13:19,260 --> 01:13:21,260 This guy's a real groovy mover 874 01:13:22,260 --> 01:13:24,260 But he ain't got nothing on me by 875 01:13:27,060 --> 01:13:34,420 Yeah, that's another one for you another one to tell the grandkids that you'll never have because you're about to go bye-bye I 876 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,080 Think I have enough in me 877 01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:48,500 Broken butterfly move selection we could have tuned up the butterfly maybe 878 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:52,660 If it goes tits up again, we're tuning up the butterfly 879 01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:59,160 Is it 880 01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:12,040 He's alive! 881 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:24,780 Tickles, does it? 882 01:14:25,100 --> 01:14:26,180 Have some more of it then. 883 01:14:26,460 --> 01:14:27,340 And another one. 884 01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:34,920 This is for Cameron Fontaine. 885 01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:39,660 That's for Anaconda G. 886 01:14:39,660 --> 01:14:43,320 That's for Caleb. 887 01:14:43,660 --> 01:14:44,580 Caleb Fox! 888 01:14:44,580 --> 01:14:46,580 It's time for a fuckin'- 889 01:14:46,580 --> 01:14:54,580 *Ballon* 890 01:14:54,580 --> 01:14:58,580 *Ballon* 891 01:14:58,580 --> 01:15:00,580 *Ballon* 892 01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:02,580 *Ballon* 893 01:15:02,580 --> 01:15:06,580 *Ballon* 894 01:15:06,580 --> 01:15:08,580 *Ballon* 895 01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:10,580 *Ballon* 896 01:15:10,580 --> 01:15:12,580 *Ballon* 897 01:15:12,580 --> 01:15:14,580 Time for a fuckin' 898 01:15:14,580 --> 01:15:39,640 Yeah, do you like that, do you? Do you like that, dumbfile? What about this one? Yeah? What about this? That enough for you? Like and subscribe, dickhead! 899 01:15:39,640 --> 01:16:08,760 That's great, that's a fucking great bit of dumbfile action and a real, it's been a fantastic situation with that guy. Blew the case wide open. You know, and it gets to the point where you might, you start to self-doubt. And there's a lesson for us all. 900 01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:20,660 Never, ever, let the bastards grind you down. Even when you're at your brink. The brink of mercy. 901 01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:40,920 Melissa, thank you very much. Thank you very, very much. Do you know? Look at the state of the place. Now, it's gonna need a bit of sillet bang. We might have to hire a cleaner. The place is a wreck. 902 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:51,260 And it stinks. Emily, thank you very much. Thank you very, very much. It's, it's amazing. 903 01:16:52,260 --> 01:16:57,560 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? Because that stuff was a blast. 904 01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:00,960 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. We'll get out! 905 01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:06,600 Oh, yeah. 906 01:17:08,180 --> 01:17:09,700 Really happy with that now, yeah. 907 01:17:11,020 --> 01:17:12,160 Really happy with that. 908 01:17:16,220 --> 01:17:18,320 Really happy with that. Butterflied. 909 01:17:23,320 --> 01:17:25,080 Went well, yeah. Yeah, went well. 910 01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:28,140 Took a bit of doing, yeah. 911 01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:29,760 We got there in the end, huh? 912 01:17:31,260 --> 01:17:32,500 We got there in the end. 913 01:17:36,340 --> 01:17:38,100 Someone's saying save the game. I will. 914 01:17:40,020 --> 01:17:41,520 Save the fucking game. 915 01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:44,920 80 minutes, someone says fuck. 916 01:17:46,940 --> 01:17:47,820 Speedrun is back. 917 01:17:51,220 --> 01:17:53,340 Now, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret now. 918 01:17:53,660 --> 01:17:54,940 And you might not believe me. 919 01:17:55,580 --> 01:17:56,840 But I was actually pretend- 920 01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:58,240 That was kind of like hustling. 921 01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:00,760 I knew all along how to defeat the beast. 922 01:18:01,100 --> 01:18:02,840 I thought that it would be better crack 923 01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:05,060 to repeatedly fail 924 01:18:05,060 --> 01:18:06,800 and it would actually be more entertaining 925 01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:07,900 for you to see that. 926 01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:09,760 And I know you don't believe me. 927 01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:10,900 But that's the truth. 928 01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:12,700 The god's honest. 929 01:18:12,700 --> 01:18:17,620 You were all taken in by it. 930 01:18:18,540 --> 01:18:19,180 And I 931 01:18:19,180 --> 01:18:22,040 had the last laugh. 932 01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:28,980 That's what you said, Jack. 933 01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:30,260 Yes, Jack in the chat. 934 01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,020 You said right. 935 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:32,760 Jack knew everything. 936 01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:33,400 You 937 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:35,320 know everything, Jack. 938 01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:37,800 You've been peddling lies 939 01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:38,620 about this stream 940 01:18:38,620 --> 01:18:39,720 for the last 10 minutes. 941 01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:45,940 Always thinking of the audience. 942 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:47,600 David St. Patrick. 943 01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:51,900 50,000 pesetas in the pocket. 944 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:55,460 Folk don't laugh so hard 945 01:18:55,460 --> 01:18:56,980 when you've got 50,000 pesetas 946 01:18:56,980 --> 01:18:57,720 in the back pocket. 947 01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:01,060 You're going to tell more lies. 948 01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:03,340 Now. 949 01:19:06,740 --> 01:19:07,820 Look what we've got here. 950 01:19:07,820 --> 01:19:08,640 We've got a chest. 951 01:19:09,140 --> 01:19:10,540 A couple of boxes as well. 952 01:19:14,540 --> 01:19:16,160 Bye bye baby. 953 01:19:16,620 --> 01:19:17,620 Baby bye bye. 954 01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:20,060 Bye bye baby. 955 01:19:20,060 --> 01:19:24,020 Bye bye baby. 956 01:19:26,020 --> 01:19:28,020 Don't make me cry. 957 01:19:37,300 --> 01:19:41,020 You and the top 20 do not deserve the money they get. 958 01:19:43,020 --> 01:19:43,960 Look at this. 959 01:19:44,060 --> 01:19:45,420 Two first aid sprays. 960 01:19:45,740 --> 01:19:46,540 Two herbs. 961 01:19:47,060 --> 01:19:49,480 I've got one triple strength herb there. 962 01:19:50,340 --> 01:19:51,720 A rake of fucking weaponry. 963 01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:54,420 An obscene amount of weaponry. 964 01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:55,820 Firepower Deluxe. 965 01:19:55,820 --> 01:20:00,140 Are you going to enter the Gaming Olympics? 966 01:20:00,740 --> 01:20:02,760 John Murphy says, listen. 967 01:20:03,980 --> 01:20:05,420 I am the Gaming Olympics. 968 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,600 This is what you're watching right now. 969 01:20:11,860 --> 01:20:14,100 The equivalent of Decathlon. 970 01:20:16,980 --> 01:20:18,020 Good night, Francis. 971 01:20:18,260 --> 01:20:18,960 I'm off to bed. 972 01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:19,840 Good luck with the game. 973 01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:20,540 Hope you win. 974 01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:21,320 I'm rooting for you. 975 01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:22,320 Thanks very much, Gavin. 976 01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:25,600 Best of luck and have a great sleep. 977 01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:29,920 And here's... 978 01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:31,240 Just for you, Gavin. 979 01:20:31,320 --> 01:20:31,780 Here you go. 980 01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:33,360 Bit of dump... 981 01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:34,140 Dump valve for you. 982 01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:38,260 Sweet dreams. 983 01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:44,360 Great stuff. 984 01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:44,360 Great stuff. 985 01:20:44,360 --> 01:20:45,360 Fantastic. 986 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:47,820 It's great to have the dump valves there as well, you know. 987 01:20:48,780 --> 01:20:52,640 It adds a new element of excitement and curiosity to the stream. 988 01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:58,160 Why did they leave these fucking yokes here and you can't even get into them, sure. 989 01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:00,340 They're a waste of space. 990 01:21:01,340 --> 01:21:04,720 They programmed these boxes into the game. 991 01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:05,660 You cannot open them. 992 01:21:07,060 --> 01:21:07,620 Climb down? 993 01:21:07,700 --> 01:21:08,160 I will do. 994 01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:09,420 There's nothing else to do around here. 995 01:21:16,860 --> 01:21:17,660 Fucking snakes. 996 01:21:20,660 --> 01:21:21,800 Take the snake downtown. 997 01:21:25,340 --> 01:21:25,900 See that? 998 01:21:25,980 --> 01:21:26,420 Headshot. 999 01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:28,560 Headshot. 1000 01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:29,620 He wasn't expecting it. 1001 01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:30,800 Climb back up again. 1002 01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:31,300 Mistake. 1003 01:21:31,380 --> 01:21:32,140 Didn't mean to do that. 1004 01:21:33,060 --> 01:21:34,340 Why did they let you do that? 1005 01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:36,040 Go back down again. 1006 01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:42,960 Your glorious tip. 1007 01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:44,960 The Dutch Gold Kid. 1008 01:21:45,060 --> 01:21:45,700 How about that? 1009 01:21:45,780 --> 01:21:47,280 Thank you very much, Dutch Gold Kid. 1010 01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:50,480 I hope you're having a wonderful Monday evening. 1011 01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:57,560 As we glide smoothly and securely into Tuesday small hours. 1012 01:22:00,460 --> 01:22:01,880 Did you save in the end, Max? 1013 01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:02,340 I didn't. 1014 01:22:03,140 --> 01:22:04,520 Because you couldn't go back, you see. 1015 01:22:04,620 --> 01:22:06,240 It was a gated community. 1016 01:22:09,340 --> 01:22:10,880 Not like a halting site or anything. 1017 01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:12,700 It was like a fucking gate that came down. 1018 01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:16,700 Wouldn't allow you to get back to the lad with the sales. 1019 01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:18,240 The January sales master. 1020 01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:21,880 I wonder what this lad is selling in January. 1021 01:22:25,660 --> 01:22:29,980 We might come back to play the game in January and see if the prices have gone lower. 1022 01:22:38,140 --> 01:22:39,040 Take the flash. 1023 01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:40,080 I will do. 1024 01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:41,400 Sean King. 1025 01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:41,480 Sean King. 1026 01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:41,480 Sean King. 1027 01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:41,480 Sean King. 1028 01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:42,480 Sean King. 1029 01:22:42,480 --> 01:22:44,280 What can I say about Sean King? 1030 01:22:44,380 --> 01:22:45,880 It hasn't already been said. 1031 01:22:46,480 --> 01:22:47,640 A legend. 1032 01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:48,500 A myth. 1033 01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:51,760 A supernatural being. 1034 01:22:52,260 --> 01:22:54,280 A man with a plan. 1035 01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:56,720 An enigma. 1036 01:22:56,720 --> 01:22:57,900 A riddle. 1037 01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:01,220 Wrapped up in a fucking box. 1038 01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:18,880 Now we've saved it. 1039 01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:22,980 These boards have kind of devices. 1040 01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:24,900 Yeah, maybe they did the music for this bit. 1041 01:23:24,900 --> 01:23:26,900 Hmm. 1042 01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:32,580 Not much, man. Not much. 1043 01:23:32,660 --> 01:23:34,260 I'm waiting for the fucking... 1044 01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:36,120 I'll sell you an egg. How about that? 1045 01:23:36,900 --> 01:23:38,480 You can come to some arena then. 1046 01:23:42,240 --> 01:23:42,940 Have a look. 1047 01:23:42,940 --> 01:23:50,860 Is that all? 1048 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,760 Yeah. Thank you. 1049 01:23:53,540 --> 01:23:54,820 What are you buying? 1050 01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:57,300 I'd like to tune up the butterfly, please. 1051 01:23:58,020 --> 01:23:59,540 Is that all, stranger? 1052 01:23:59,780 --> 01:24:00,460 It is, yeah. 1053 01:24:00,460 --> 01:24:01,120 Thank you. 1054 01:24:03,940 --> 01:24:14,420 Maybe, yeah. No. 1055 01:24:17,300 --> 01:24:18,580 Is that all, stranger? 1056 01:24:18,940 --> 01:24:20,220 Yeah. Thank you. 1057 01:24:20,220 --> 01:24:40,220 I need... 1058 01:24:40,220 --> 01:24:43,780 ...dodgeballers down there. 1059 01:24:43,780 --> 01:25:00,260 ...the match holds to begin the match. 1060 01:25:10,260 --> 01:25:11,940 Good reply by Ostapenko. 1061 01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:16,940 Number two... 1062 01:25:17,940 --> 01:25:22,600 Number two, wank McCord. 1063 01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:23,640 Look at this. 1064 01:25:23,780 --> 01:25:25,020 It wangs back in action. 1065 01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:27,180 If it ain't wang, it ain't white. 1066 01:25:27,180 --> 01:25:27,880 Need a ride, handsome? 1067 01:25:30,580 --> 01:25:31,060 Okay. 1068 01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:35,940 Yeah. 1069 01:25:35,940 --> 01:25:36,340 Yeah. 1070 01:25:36,340 --> 01:25:36,840 Yeah. 1071 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:41,840 *repeats* 1072 01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:45,840 *Mirad music* 1073 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:14,240 Wow, that cut really well actually between the two, the dump valve into that. 1074 01:26:14,240 --> 01:26:26,240 *Mirad music* 1075 01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:28,240 Thanks Hardy Bucks for that, cheers. 1076 01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:30,240 *Mirad music* 1077 01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:32,240 Heh, women, eh? 1078 01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:36,240 Is this what they're at now? Speedboats and fucking dresses? 1079 01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:40,640 *Mirad music* 1080 01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:42,640 It's the Lord. 1081 01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:44,640 *Mirad music* 1082 01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:46,640 *Mirad music* 1083 01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:48,640 *Mirad music* 1084 01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:50,640 *Mirad music* 1085 01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:52,640 *Mirad music* 1086 01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:54,640 *Mirad music* 1087 01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:56,640 *Mirad music* 1088 01:26:56,640 --> 01:26:58,640 *Mirad music* 1089 01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:00,640 *Mirad music* 1090 01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:02,640 *Mirad music* 1091 01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:04,640 *Mirad music* 1092 01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:06,640 *Mirad music* 1093 01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:08,640 *Mirad music* 1094 01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:10,640 *Mirad music* 1095 01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:12,640 *Mirad music* 1096 01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:17,540 It's bad he's a waste of space a waste of time a 1097 01:27:20,740 --> 01:27:22,740 Waste of crime 1098 01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:33,020 You hammered your mother you depicted her as a lazy good-for-nothing whoo 1099 01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:35,840 Good for nothing whoo 1100 01:27:36,260 --> 01:27:41,700 Look at that. Thank you very much for that. You hammered your mother that jewel in the crown 1101 01:27:41,700 --> 01:27:50,500 To Ada Wong's don't make a white come on you know that right? 1102 01:27:52,540 --> 01:27:54,540 Thank you very much for your tip 1103 01:27:55,020 --> 01:28:01,180 Kind generous insane what more can be said that hasn't already been said 1104 01:28:04,340 --> 01:28:06,340 Gabriel 1105 01:28:06,340 --> 01:28:25,340 *outro music* 1106 01:28:25,340 --> 01:28:35,340 Yeah game! Thanks a man! Thanks a man man! Best you luck man! Good luck! Thanks a man million! 1107 01:28:35,340 --> 01:28:42,340 *outro music* 1108 01:28:42,340 --> 01:28:47,340 Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down! Get out! 1109 01:28:47,340 --> 01:28:51,340 *outro music* 1110 01:28:51,340 --> 01:28:59,340 Gabriel, gotta catch them all! Gabriel! The angel of the Bible! 1111 01:28:59,340 --> 01:29:25,340 *outro music* 1112 01:29:25,340 --> 01:29:36,340 Thanks Rory! I've spent over an hour waiting for the snake to beat the shite out of virtual Spanish child and he did it! So I'm off to bed for luck! Good night and God bless! Take it easy! 1113 01:29:36,340 --> 01:29:38,340 Get nice and God bless! 1114 01:29:38,340 --> 01:29:40,340 *outro music* 1115 01:29:40,340 --> 01:29:49,340 I can hear Ashley screaming! I might take that out there! *outro music* 1116 01:29:49,340 --> 01:29:54,340 *outro music* 1117 01:29:54,340 --> 01:29:58,340 *outro music* 1118 01:29:58,340 --> 01:30:06,340 Regenerate her soon! Regenerate her soon! *outro music* 1119 01:30:06,340 --> 01:30:08,340 *outro music* 1120 01:30:08,340 --> 01:30:10,340 Oh my God! Who's this? *outro music* 1121 01:30:10,340 --> 01:30:16,340 Just when you think you're out of the fucking snake pit another one another egg hatches! *outro music* 1122 01:30:16,340 --> 01:30:29,340 *outro music* 1123 01:30:29,340 --> 01:30:30,340 *outro music* 1124 01:30:30,340 --> 01:30:31,340 *outro music* 1125 01:30:31,340 --> 01:30:32,340 *outro music* 1126 01:30:32,340 --> 01:30:33,340 *outro music* 1127 01:30:33,340 --> 01:30:34,340 This is for Grenada! 1128 01:30:34,340 --> 01:30:36,340 *outro music* 1129 01:30:36,340 --> 01:30:37,340 *outro music* 1130 01:30:37,340 --> 01:30:41,340 I'll do the same again in a moment's notice! *outro music* 1131 01:30:41,340 --> 01:30:44,340 Let's watch the blast first! *outro music* 1132 01:30:44,340 --> 01:30:45,340 *outro music* 1133 01:30:45,340 --> 01:30:46,340 *outro music* 1134 01:30:46,340 --> 01:30:47,340 *outro music* 1135 01:30:47,340 --> 01:31:09,140 Uh oh. We have an axe wielder. Mine thrower. Angel of the grenades. Look at this. Multi-task. 1136 01:31:09,140 --> 01:31:36,620 Fistikovs. Oh I didn't get him. It's not good. Country loading. 1137 01:31:36,620 --> 01:31:50,620 The angel of the planes of the Serengeti. I heard you were doing a bit of work down the Serengeti. 1138 01:31:52,620 --> 01:31:56,620 Bit of subcontracting down the Serengeti. The wilderness is it? 1139 01:32:04,620 --> 01:32:18,620 This cunt needs baiting. Uh oh. Is that a regenerator? Behind him. Fucking World War 2. 1140 01:32:26,620 --> 01:32:40,620 Is he even fucking killable? Yes. The answer is yes. 1141 01:32:44,620 --> 01:32:56,620 Tis my ass. It's called Tis my ass. Fucking hell. Oh yeah. So nice. 1142 01:33:04,620 --> 01:33:08,620 He's going to kill me. He's going to kill me. He's going to kill me. 1143 01:33:08,620 --> 01:33:10,620 He's going to kill me. He's going to kill me. He's going to kill me. 1144 01:33:10,620 --> 01:33:12,620 Matalan. 1145 01:33:16,620 --> 01:33:18,620 Hell. He thought he had it solved then. 1146 01:33:18,620 --> 01:33:22,620 Oh so did he. And him. 1147 01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:24,620 And this one too. 1148 01:33:24,620 --> 01:33:28,620 They've got different voices now. They've got new and improved Spanish accents. 1149 01:33:40,620 --> 01:33:42,620 Go back. 1150 01:33:42,620 --> 01:33:44,620 Don't be cheeky. He's still moving. 1151 01:33:48,620 --> 01:34:02,620 Scary. They're scary enough. When they get going. They've got form. They've got form. 1152 01:34:06,620 --> 01:34:11,040 There's cunts up there, there's cunts everywhere. 1153 01:34:15,080 --> 01:34:23,420 Sidestep. I'm gonna go with the blacktail. I feel confident. 1154 01:34:23,420 --> 01:34:44,740 Fuck. Fuck! So nice. This guy's got a bit of pep in his step. 1155 01:34:44,740 --> 01:35:11,060 Are these guys gonna keep coming forever or is it... Are they limited? Have they got limited output? Are they mad energised? 1156 01:35:11,060 --> 01:35:37,060 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 1157 01:35:37,060 --> 01:35:46,980 Do I, uh... Do I aim it at that? 1158 01:35:50,980 --> 01:35:52,440 I heard the voice on him. 1159 01:36:02,060 --> 01:36:04,060 Fuck. I rolled to the back. 1160 01:36:17,900 --> 01:36:21,980 You have to rotate them so the laser reflects off each other, Rhys. 1161 01:36:23,980 --> 01:36:26,940 Thank you, Rhys. Appreciate that. 1162 01:36:35,100 --> 01:36:35,900 Fuck. 1163 01:36:41,900 --> 01:36:43,900 Might blacktail the end of this guy. 1164 01:36:51,900 --> 01:36:55,180 Yes. Conservation. 1165 01:36:57,500 --> 01:36:58,300 Zulu nation. 1166 01:37:04,220 --> 01:37:06,140 Bit of Zulu nation for you here, man. 1167 01:37:07,580 --> 01:37:08,380 Afrocentric. 1168 01:37:11,420 --> 01:37:12,220 One, two. 1169 01:37:14,780 --> 01:37:17,340 You're gonna grow more fucking flies. 1170 01:37:19,980 --> 01:37:21,340 You're gonna kill more flies. 1171 01:37:24,060 --> 01:37:24,620 Some neck. 1172 01:37:26,220 --> 01:37:27,100 Good for not... 1173 01:37:27,100 --> 01:37:27,500 Not... 1174 01:37:28,140 --> 01:37:29,820 Good for nothing, whore. 1175 01:37:29,820 --> 01:37:55,020 miserable childhood miserable lanes of limerick misery misery misery the whole flippin way 1176 01:37:55,020 --> 01:38:04,380 if you were so miserable frank if that's the case frank why did you not discuss your well-paid 1177 01:38:04,380 --> 01:38:14,220 employment with lord saddler for the same reason i didn't discuss many things you had enough time now 1178 01:38:17,500 --> 01:38:23,340 was there an ounce of truth in what jerry hanan was saying i think there might have been because 1179 01:38:24,380 --> 01:38:30,700 there was a bit of a reaction when the accusations of necrophilia started flying out of the woodwork 1180 01:38:31,660 --> 01:38:38,380 frank mccord seemed to go into overdrive he started shouting and moving erratically 1181 01:38:39,660 --> 01:38:46,540 uh i've seen that kind of tactic before it's kind of like a damage limitation 1182 01:38:51,420 --> 01:38:58,540 it just subdues the argument you know it moves it on to a different uh where am i meant to move these 1183 01:39:03,100 --> 01:39:08,620 reese what did you say there now you you go up to the door first turn on the laser all right you turn 1184 01:39:08,620 --> 01:39:18,940 on the laser right to the door first good for nothing door you owe your mother an apology 1185 01:39:22,620 --> 01:39:27,340 willie harold willie harold teresa carmody's parents teresa carmody's family at least 1186 01:39:34,140 --> 01:39:44,060 laser time baby 1187 01:39:49,900 --> 01:40:00,620 so so so so so so so so that comes out of there i met him just before he died and that comes out of 1188 01:40:00,620 --> 01:40:11,740 there that goes over there yes yes he is no i didn't i met him just before he died you're gonna tell more lies 1189 01:40:17,740 --> 01:40:21,980 why did you not discuss your time with the last illuminatus boy scout movement 1190 01:40:23,100 --> 01:40:26,700 for the same reason i didn't discuss many things now you've had enough time 1191 01:40:28,220 --> 01:40:32,140 go and help the poor of limerick looks like the reflector rotates 1192 01:40:33,100 --> 01:40:39,020 rotate it i will yeah why not and then we'll go that willie harold 1193 01:40:41,580 --> 01:40:44,700 you sold willie harold on the black market 1194 01:40:51,900 --> 01:40:53,100 you're pathetic jerry 1195 01:40:58,940 --> 01:41:05,500 why are you so obsessed with me because frank jesus christ in heaven 1196 01:41:10,220 --> 01:41:13,900 why are you so obsessed with me because frank 1197 01:41:13,900 --> 01:41:18,060 oh yeah right 1198 01:41:18,060 --> 01:41:23,020 yeah yeah yeah laser bag 1199 01:41:24,940 --> 01:41:30,620 got a fucking bagel i've got a sack of laser pens man do you want to buy one two euro pop 1200 01:41:38,780 --> 01:41:43,820 thank you thank you thank you very much broken man i'm a broken man 1201 01:41:45,660 --> 01:41:47,740 broken man 1202 01:41:49,740 --> 01:41:50,940 broken manish dan 1203 01:41:58,780 --> 01:42:12,220 janathan welsh thank you very much how do you fancy athletic balls fc's chances in the five-side league 1204 01:42:13,740 --> 01:42:19,020 haven't seen them play but i heard they play some great stuff reminiscent of uh oh 1205 01:42:21,180 --> 01:42:24,300 reminiscent of late 90s early noughties arsenal 1206 01:42:25,900 --> 01:42:26,620 passing game 1207 01:42:31,100 --> 01:42:33,500 theory on re re parler 1208 01:42:40,220 --> 01:42:40,460 right 1209 01:42:42,860 --> 01:42:43,180 right 1210 01:42:45,180 --> 01:42:55,180 right what hell man 1211 01:42:55,180 --> 01:42:55,820 oh 1212 01:42:55,820 --> 01:43:03,980 make that guy spin around i made him spin with the bullets 1213 01:43:07,180 --> 01:43:12,540 i made him spin with the bullets yeah the force was was such that he had to spin around 1214 01:43:13,420 --> 01:43:20,140 he did a bit of dancing strictly come dancing 1215 01:43:20,140 --> 01:43:39,580 look who it is in the chat man d lp you know me how you getting on man the lope the loper the loper the interloper 1216 01:43:42,540 --> 01:43:50,220 lermat dope heads jerry han had his own radio show all right does he still have his own radio show 1217 01:43:51,340 --> 01:43:56,540 thank you very much for watching there uh dave who's going to bed good night 1218 01:43:57,740 --> 01:44:04,860 if you don't have nightmares after some of these shams you've been watching ah shambaliza rice 1219 01:44:05,660 --> 01:44:06,380 shambolic 1220 01:44:08,940 --> 01:44:16,140 right in the shambolox shambuzi one in the cock two in the sack get down to sleep you're not coming back 1221 01:44:16,860 --> 01:44:27,660 good night and god bless 1222 01:44:35,820 --> 01:44:43,660 jeb bush i was thinking there the other day the jeb bush with jeb being a name for 1223 01:44:44,860 --> 01:44:51,900 a boob or a tit and bush being a name for a fanny he could actually have been his nickname in school 1224 01:44:52,540 --> 01:44:57,020 by bullies could have been tit fanny or 1225 01:44:57,020 --> 01:44:57,340 fucking 1226 01:45:00,140 --> 01:45:01,660 no tit fanny's probably the best 1227 01:45:06,300 --> 01:45:07,660 move move move move move 1228 01:45:07,660 --> 01:45:18,780 fucking hell look at this lad borderlands oh no 1229 01:45:21,260 --> 01:45:23,980 he's gonna have to take a slice of the magnum 1230 01:45:27,020 --> 01:45:27,260 the fuck 1231 01:45:30,940 --> 01:45:33,020 is he back up again he's gonna tell more lies is he 1232 01:45:34,380 --> 01:45:36,380 fucking steal of these cunts man 1233 01:45:40,060 --> 01:45:43,980 jeb bush did 911 bat flaps is another one yeah 1234 01:45:49,420 --> 01:45:51,580 uh-oh you'd think that would have 1235 01:45:51,580 --> 01:45:52,780 have to talk to the guns 1236 01:45:57,420 --> 01:45:57,820 do that 1237 01:46:01,580 --> 01:46:03,020 first time first touch 1238 01:46:05,260 --> 01:46:07,980 leon's got a fucking wicked first touch on the volley 1239 01:46:09,900 --> 01:46:12,700 great accuracy as well that explodey boy 1240 01:46:13,260 --> 01:46:27,100 seven bushes away 1241 01:46:27,100 --> 01:46:29,020 seven bushes away 1242 01:46:36,300 --> 01:46:41,740 you have now entered the fifth dimension did you bring a lunch 1243 01:46:46,140 --> 01:46:47,340 welcome to hell 1244 01:46:50,460 --> 01:46:51,340 did you bring a lunch 1245 01:46:52,460 --> 01:46:55,340 imagine the devil said that to you when you finally got there 1246 01:46:58,300 --> 01:47:04,060 let's do this let's make this let's make this guy feel the pain that i felt being on this 1247 01:47:04,060 --> 01:47:05,260 fucking island for too long 1248 01:47:07,980 --> 01:47:09,420 how did that happen i didn't even know 1249 01:47:18,060 --> 01:47:20,220 welcome welcome to hell 1250 01:47:25,580 --> 01:47:26,780 do you have a loyalty tag 1251 01:47:35,820 --> 01:47:37,260 this is a fucking counter pyramid 1252 01:47:39,660 --> 01:47:39,900 no 1253 01:47:51,900 --> 01:48:04,140 fucking hell he's got a great aim 1254 01:48:15,100 --> 01:48:17,580 this is side ups 1255 01:48:20,700 --> 01:48:31,900 oh he's handy 1256 01:48:35,660 --> 01:48:36,060 fucking 1257 01:48:41,340 --> 01:48:55,340 i need to go back and reevaluate what i'm doing 1258 01:49:06,140 --> 01:49:07,580 fucking state of this guy 1259 01:49:10,060 --> 01:49:10,940 he's got form 1260 01:49:16,380 --> 01:49:17,180 on again 1261 01:49:20,460 --> 01:49:21,180 fucking header 1262 01:49:21,740 --> 01:49:22,620 he's ahead oh 1263 01:49:25,900 --> 01:49:27,340 where are they pulling these out of 1264 01:49:27,340 --> 01:49:36,460 fucking head on the other 1265 01:49:36,700 --> 01:49:37,500 fucking hell 1266 01:49:47,100 --> 01:49:47,900 space kicks 1267 01:49:55,100 --> 01:49:56,220 running low on the ammo 1268 01:49:56,220 --> 01:49:58,940 running low on the ammo man 1269 01:49:59,580 --> 01:50:00,700 we're running low man 1270 01:50:05,180 --> 01:50:06,300 i got a feeling 1271 01:50:07,180 --> 01:50:09,420 tonight's gonna be a shit night 1272 01:50:10,060 --> 01:50:12,700 tonight's gonna be a shit night 1273 01:50:13,340 --> 01:50:16,220 tonight's gonna be a real shit night 1274 01:50:16,780 --> 01:50:17,900 i got a feeling 1275 01:50:17,900 --> 01:50:25,580 fucking head spinners 1276 01:50:25,580 --> 01:50:30,860 fucking hell hedge spinners these are the kind of head bangers i have to deal with these guys 1277 01:50:31,900 --> 01:50:39,580 they're gonna get blown into next tuesday all when i go the mine thrower i i thought about going the mine thrower route with them 1278 01:50:40,460 --> 01:50:43,580 yeah i went the mine thrower route with them 1279 01:50:47,340 --> 01:50:50,220 nice you see that kablamo 1280 01:50:52,700 --> 01:50:59,420 how many william tell buckings have they got on the on the top deck there it's not stopping it's not gonna stop 1281 01:51:08,460 --> 01:51:17,980 yeah stuff thanks very much for that any crack from the ep come down asking for a friend how were julian casablancas and the boys 1282 01:51:19,340 --> 01:51:21,100 they were all right man fab moretti 1283 01:51:23,100 --> 01:51:26,860 took a rake of fucking o'donnell's crisps before the before the match 1284 01:51:28,940 --> 01:51:33,980 and he shot himself came up so hard on the fucking pan 1285 01:51:33,980 --> 01:51:38,940 pan fried hand-cooked crisps cheese and onion that he couldn't play the gig i had to go on 1286 01:51:38,940 --> 01:51:44,860 instead of him wearing the disguise which was simple because he looked fucked 1287 01:51:53,660 --> 01:51:59,900 he has a fucking perspiration problem though so i was going around the fucking picnic calling him fab 1288 01:51:59,900 --> 01:52:08,700 mershwetty he didn't like that he took umbrage the cut these these guys are all gone now they've been dispatched handily to the next realm 1289 01:52:10,460 --> 01:52:11,180 no funeral 1290 01:52:12,620 --> 01:52:17,420 pure fucking vaporization like you know there might be a remembrance kind of fucking thing for them but 1291 01:52:18,620 --> 01:52:21,100 zero fucking burial necessary 1292 01:52:23,020 --> 01:52:32,540 they're not even christian i think they might have been fucking uh satanic no you don't 1293 01:52:37,180 --> 01:52:41,980 those lads were taking crystals all night man they were hepped up on fucking crystals 1294 01:52:44,540 --> 01:52:51,580 they could they couldn't stop jiving man one guy was that one guy took so much he became crystallized 1295 01:52:54,140 --> 01:52:55,980 he turned into a huge blood diamond 1296 01:52:57,900 --> 01:53:00,940 he had to be fucking extracted from uh beneath strad valley 1297 01:53:03,180 --> 01:53:06,300 by a group of fucking uh diamond miners 1298 01:53:09,660 --> 01:53:15,340 oh i could have just uh sealed the deal with that what the was the deal with the seals 1299 01:53:16,140 --> 01:53:18,140 that uh had their heads chopped off 1300 01:53:20,220 --> 01:53:25,020 what's that about man what what the is wrong with people like you know 1301 01:53:25,020 --> 01:53:36,540 maybe i'll uh shoot that from afar 1302 01:53:38,460 --> 01:53:40,380 and so i shot you from afar 1303 01:53:44,940 --> 01:53:55,820 bennett uh oh no please 1304 01:53:58,460 --> 01:54:01,100 one lad was dabbing crystals he became a blood crystal 1305 01:54:06,380 --> 01:54:09,660 no way man yes way man yes way on 1306 01:54:12,540 --> 01:54:20,380 what seals kev there was a rake five uh decapitated seals on a beach in i think it was doney gall i'm not sure 1307 01:54:21,260 --> 01:54:27,740 but i remember there was a beach party in galway 10 years ago uh 2006 1308 01:54:29,500 --> 01:54:36,940 uh at the end of the fucking night someone threw through a a dead seal onto the campfire and it was 1309 01:54:36,940 --> 01:54:42,140 just it was the worst comedown you've like it was the worst thing to end a night ever 1310 01:54:43,420 --> 01:54:48,460 um but some people did it it didn't affect some people as emotionally as it did others and myself 1311 01:54:49,020 --> 01:54:54,700 and there was one fella who said as we were walking away well that put a seal on the evening anyway 1312 01:54:55,260 --> 01:55:00,700 and i didn't get any laughs but i thought back then a few weeks after after the fucking uh turmoil it 1313 01:55:01,500 --> 01:55:06,460 ebbed away in my soul and i thought that was a pretty funny thing to have said in the face of all that 1314 01:55:10,060 --> 01:55:11,020 seal team six 1315 01:55:15,820 --> 01:55:21,980 it was a real walking home with the head down hey well i put a fucking seal on the evening anyway 1316 01:55:24,540 --> 01:55:25,100 see you later 1317 01:55:28,700 --> 01:55:34,220 post roisin dovecrack summer summertime campfire fucking chill out sessions in galway 1318 01:55:38,460 --> 01:55:40,060 now what's inside this 1319 01:55:47,100 --> 01:55:54,220 climb up and get your treasure fill your boots a lovely cat and you can stick a spinal in its head 1320 01:55:54,220 --> 01:55:58,060 and sell it for a lot more money than you would if it didn't have a spinal in its head 1321 01:55:58,860 --> 01:56:00,220 you got the golden links 1322 01:56:02,780 --> 01:56:06,460 i like that i like that a lot let's see what we can stick in its head 1323 01:56:11,820 --> 01:56:12,860 keys and treasures 1324 01:56:15,580 --> 01:56:23,820 what can you examine the links a golden statue with three holes where are the other three i can only see one 1325 01:56:25,260 --> 01:56:29,260 there's one in its arse and one in its mouth oh it's side right i see yeah 1326 01:56:30,460 --> 01:56:35,820 it's got a third eye you're telling more eyes what's the cat's eye 1327 01:56:38,540 --> 01:56:41,020 emerald did i sell the cat's eye i did 1328 01:56:47,260 --> 01:56:47,660 fuck it 1329 01:56:55,180 --> 01:57:00,700 a red seal there's nothing going on in that 1330 01:57:09,740 --> 01:57:18,620 my book is a crush crush man thank you so much crushed i don't want to say something else crushed 1331 01:57:20,460 --> 01:57:21,660 you're a fucking legend man 1332 01:57:23,500 --> 01:57:42,940 woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo thanks very much man moving to australia tomorrow if you beat the game when i'm on the plane make sure you tell saddler to eat as crushed 1333 01:57:44,780 --> 01:57:49,740 i will if you beat the game while i'm on the plane and uh 1334 01:57:52,540 --> 01:57:56,940 how can you you can't watch the you can't watch youtube on a plane sure you can't no 1335 01:57:58,300 --> 01:58:03,820 huh is that is that a thing now do they have the play do you have internet on the planes even when you're 1336 01:58:04,460 --> 01:58:06,460 on like a big long hauler like that 1337 01:58:14,140 --> 01:58:19,660 can you can you can you waste do your can you worst 1338 01:58:24,140 --> 01:58:32,220 can you comes home with a new tune lads i have a new tune man do you want to hear it do your can you worst you can't 1339 01:58:38,860 --> 01:58:40,860 whoo 1340 01:58:45,020 --> 01:59:06,860 best of luck going to uh australia there i wanna fly high until it hurts and fucking drop from the sky and talk to birds in australia 1341 01:59:06,860 --> 01:59:13,660 5G comes from airplanes, are you serious? 1342 01:59:14,060 --> 01:59:16,600 Bucket of Crush, gonna be wrestling with the plenty of snakes. 1343 01:59:17,500 --> 01:59:19,220 Beardsman MEP here. 1344 01:59:23,220 --> 01:59:24,180 Look at this. 1345 01:59:25,500 --> 01:59:27,500 He's got a little fucking menu now. 1346 01:59:28,060 --> 01:59:29,080 He's moving up in the world. 1347 01:59:29,980 --> 01:59:30,700 Let's have a look. 1348 01:59:31,720 --> 01:59:36,100 I like scoping in on little details like this and seeing what went into the... 1349 01:59:36,100 --> 01:59:43,560 Square and sevens men's... men'sable, measurable. 1350 01:59:46,040 --> 01:59:46,920 18, 16, 11. 1351 01:59:56,060 --> 01:59:59,440 Got some rare shite on sale, stranger. 1352 02:00:02,380 --> 02:00:03,760 A treasure island map. 1353 02:00:03,760 --> 02:00:09,360 Maybe a treasure map for the island, no? 1354 02:00:10,200 --> 02:00:10,760 I don't know. 1355 02:00:12,180 --> 02:00:13,020 Killer seven. 1356 02:00:13,160 --> 02:00:13,820 What the fuck's happening? 1357 02:00:13,980 --> 02:00:15,840 Very stable, powerful, 45 magnum. 1358 02:00:16,980 --> 02:00:17,720 Let's sell him this. 1359 02:00:18,420 --> 02:00:20,060 Tell you the butterfly and I'll take the killer. 1360 02:00:21,220 --> 02:00:25,640 I'll buy it at a high price. 1361 02:00:25,940 --> 02:00:26,800 I bet you will. 1362 02:00:28,560 --> 02:00:29,320 Thank you. 1363 02:00:29,420 --> 02:00:31,280 Gonna treat myself to a killer seven. 1364 02:00:32,860 --> 02:00:33,820 Is that all? 1365 02:00:39,760 --> 02:00:40,620 Lovely stuff. 1366 02:00:41,280 --> 02:00:42,200 What's that on top? 1367 02:00:42,260 --> 02:00:42,840 Laser sight. 1368 02:00:43,120 --> 02:00:43,940 Fucking nice. 1369 02:00:44,120 --> 02:00:45,860 Although the last one had a laser sight as well. 1370 02:00:46,440 --> 02:00:50,020 There must be something about this that isn't about the other. 1371 02:00:54,840 --> 02:00:56,400 Butterfly is better, says Kevin. 1372 02:00:56,660 --> 02:00:57,380 It's too late, man. 1373 02:00:57,840 --> 02:00:59,620 I'm only gonna lose money if I... 1374 02:00:59,620 --> 02:00:59,920 What are you buying? 1375 02:01:03,660 --> 02:01:06,120 I think I did the fucking butterfly up as well. 1376 02:01:10,120 --> 02:01:10,760 Forget it. 1377 02:01:12,060 --> 02:01:12,260 Come back. 1378 02:01:12,260 --> 02:01:12,940 Reese, France. 1379 02:01:13,060 --> 02:01:14,940 Subgrade the capacity on the shotgun for more bullets. 1380 02:01:15,800 --> 02:01:17,020 I don't think I have the money. 1381 02:01:17,640 --> 02:01:21,960 And I'm waiting to fucking get all the cat's eyes to schtick in that lynx before I sell it on. 1382 02:01:22,320 --> 02:01:23,240 What are you buying? 1383 02:01:24,380 --> 02:01:27,380 It's gonna be a mighty, mighty done deal of a night then when I get that lynx. 1384 02:01:27,840 --> 02:01:29,120 When I pimp that lynx. 1385 02:01:30,060 --> 02:01:32,480 Did you see pimp my lynx the last night? 1386 02:01:32,920 --> 02:01:33,700 I was class. 1387 02:01:34,140 --> 02:01:35,360 Exhibit had this lynx. 1388 02:01:35,760 --> 02:01:38,360 And he fucking spray painted some cool colors on it. 1389 02:01:39,640 --> 02:01:40,080 Stuck. 1390 02:01:40,080 --> 02:01:43,780 Stuck a fucking PlayStation 2 in the front. 1391 02:01:43,920 --> 02:01:44,680 In the back seat. 1392 02:01:46,100 --> 02:01:47,220 And then he had like a... 1393 02:01:47,220 --> 02:01:49,720 He had a cool fucking like... 1394 02:01:49,720 --> 02:01:51,520 Aquarium full of fish in it. 1395 02:01:51,520 --> 02:01:56,980 What are you buying? 1396 02:01:57,820 --> 02:01:58,700 Arrah, fuck that. 1397 02:01:58,840 --> 02:01:59,000 We'll... 1398 02:01:59,000 --> 02:01:59,540 We'll... 1399 02:01:59,540 --> 02:02:00,920 We'll save it. 1400 02:02:01,000 --> 02:02:02,220 We'll type the... 1401 02:02:02,220 --> 02:02:03,880 We'll type the typewriter out. 1402 02:02:04,480 --> 02:02:05,200 Head on. 1403 02:02:05,320 --> 02:02:05,940 We'll head on. 1404 02:02:08,720 --> 02:02:09,860 Should we head on, man? 1405 02:02:10,320 --> 02:02:11,540 Yeah, this is fucking shite. 1406 02:02:11,600 --> 02:02:11,900 Come on. 1407 02:02:16,580 --> 02:02:19,980 Put a fucking spin valve in the back of the tailpipe, lad. 1408 02:02:20,980 --> 02:02:23,420 Did you get a new spin pipe for your metro? 1409 02:02:26,540 --> 02:02:27,020 No. 1410 02:02:27,400 --> 02:02:27,960 Look at this. 1411 02:02:29,400 --> 02:02:30,660 Goose uniter here. 1412 02:02:32,540 --> 02:02:33,860 50 pence in the boys. 1413 02:02:34,660 --> 02:02:36,700 Lloyd Banks and fucking Tony Yeo. 1414 02:02:37,680 --> 02:02:39,640 Tony Yeo sends his regards. 1415 02:02:41,640 --> 02:02:42,360 Look at that. 1416 02:02:42,360 --> 02:02:48,620 Have I time to reload? 1417 02:02:53,040 --> 02:02:54,100 Quarters of eight? 1418 02:02:55,660 --> 02:02:56,180 Oh no. 1419 02:03:05,920 --> 02:03:07,380 This gun. 1420 02:03:07,380 --> 02:03:07,380 This gun. 1421 02:03:07,380 --> 02:03:14,480 Welcome to hell. 1422 02:03:14,480 --> 02:03:18,500 Did you get petrol or diesel? 1423 02:03:20,600 --> 02:03:21,560 Double kill, baby. 1424 02:03:22,020 --> 02:03:22,760 Double kill. 1425 02:03:23,700 --> 02:03:24,260 They don't... 1426 02:03:24,260 --> 02:03:26,300 You don't get many of those guys to the pound. 1427 02:03:27,440 --> 02:03:28,260 Or the ounce. 1428 02:03:29,260 --> 02:03:31,020 Fucking more bounce to the ounce, man. 1429 02:03:34,680 --> 02:03:37,480 James, you've the driving taste in nine hours. 1430 02:03:38,020 --> 02:03:39,100 Get some kip, man. 1431 02:03:39,680 --> 02:03:40,140 And remember... 1432 02:03:40,140 --> 02:03:42,520 Remember what the signs mean. 1433 02:03:43,520 --> 02:03:44,560 Did he just purr? 1434 02:03:44,620 --> 02:03:45,860 That lad purred when he died. 1435 02:03:45,980 --> 02:03:49,440 He must have had a fucking golden lynx inside his larynx. 1436 02:03:49,720 --> 02:03:51,340 He must have had a golden larynx. 1437 02:03:51,960 --> 02:03:53,440 Pimped out to the max by exhibit. 1438 02:03:58,980 --> 02:03:59,740 Don't worry, man. 1439 02:03:59,800 --> 02:04:00,100 You'll be... 1440 02:04:00,100 --> 02:04:02,220 The driving test is fucking pissed, man. 1441 02:04:02,240 --> 02:04:02,960 Don't worry about it, man. 1442 02:04:02,960 --> 02:04:03,620 You'll be grand. 1443 02:04:04,980 --> 02:04:06,540 Just go and turn up like... 1444 02:04:06,540 --> 02:04:07,700 Like you own the place. 1445 02:04:08,720 --> 02:04:10,880 Tell the driving instructor that... 1446 02:04:10,880 --> 02:04:11,580 Or, uh... 1447 02:04:11,580 --> 02:04:12,160 Test man. 1448 02:04:12,560 --> 02:04:12,900 Tester. 1449 02:04:15,940 --> 02:04:17,280 That you own him. 1450 02:04:18,300 --> 02:04:18,920 Tell him that. 1451 02:04:19,540 --> 02:04:20,220 He'll love that. 1452 02:04:20,860 --> 02:04:21,660 That'll go... 1453 02:04:21,660 --> 02:04:23,400 That'll stand to you. 1454 02:04:23,980 --> 02:04:25,040 That'll stand to you. 1455 02:04:25,040 --> 02:04:35,540 Stav for your glorious tip. 1456 02:04:36,640 --> 02:04:37,620 Thank you very much. 1457 02:04:38,440 --> 02:04:39,020 Real talk. 1458 02:04:39,240 --> 02:04:40,760 The chat wants a live show again, bud. 1459 02:04:40,940 --> 02:04:42,220 Give the public what they want. 1460 02:04:42,480 --> 02:04:43,840 You can stay in our gaff. 1461 02:04:44,100 --> 02:04:48,040 If you have a 2.0, the conspiracy PowerPoint presentation. 1462 02:04:48,840 --> 02:04:50,040 Yeah, well, we gotta see, man. 1463 02:04:50,040 --> 02:04:52,040 Thanks very much for the, uh... 1464 02:04:53,180 --> 02:04:54,320 The Stav dollars. 1465 02:04:54,440 --> 02:04:55,440 But, I mean... 1466 02:04:55,920 --> 02:04:58,260 A bit of preparation needs to go into that before I... 1467 02:04:58,260 --> 02:04:59,980 I can't just fucking rock up with a PowerPoint. 1468 02:05:01,720 --> 02:05:02,980 Need to make the fucking thing. 1469 02:05:04,540 --> 02:05:05,940 Need to open up this locker. 1470 02:05:06,240 --> 02:05:06,900 Take the change. 1471 02:05:07,140 --> 02:05:08,440 We need to beat Lord Sadler. 1472 02:05:09,640 --> 02:05:10,600 Before we can do that. 1473 02:05:12,980 --> 02:05:15,100 Squirt a bit of links on before the test. 1474 02:05:16,440 --> 02:05:19,340 Driving test these boys mad for the white nationalism. 1475 02:05:20,400 --> 02:05:21,680 Don't know what that means, Jay. 1476 02:05:22,380 --> 02:05:24,360 Give the tester a few of your cans. 1477 02:05:24,360 --> 02:05:26,500 It's not a line of empty. 1478 02:05:26,920 --> 02:05:28,580 It's my cousin's girlfriend's car. 1479 02:05:28,780 --> 02:05:29,260 No harm. 1480 02:05:29,900 --> 02:05:31,900 You can take the test in their car if you want. 1481 02:05:32,200 --> 02:05:35,080 They have a car ready and waiting for you, but it's booby trapped, you see. 1482 02:05:36,760 --> 02:05:39,580 They're fucking rigged to make you think you're fucked. 1483 02:05:39,580 --> 02:05:43,720 I'd say take the test in his car. 1484 02:05:43,720 --> 02:05:50,080 And when you get back and if he fails you, just say, "The fucking car is rigged to make me think I'm fucked." Sure. 1485 02:05:50,080 --> 02:05:57,720 It's a waste of time, man. You gotta give me an A on that grade. Otherwise I'm coming back tonight with a fucking golden links. 1486 02:06:00,360 --> 02:06:07,040 Maybe bring a dump valve, right? And fit... Bring your mechanic friend or if you can do it yourself, do it yourself. 1487 02:06:08,500 --> 02:06:11,440 Fit his car with a dump valve. 1488 02:06:12,780 --> 02:06:18,240 And every time you go around a fucking roundabout, hit that baby. 1489 02:06:18,920 --> 02:06:21,120 Every time you shift gear, hit that baby. 1490 02:06:22,920 --> 02:06:24,560 It's gotta be locked from the other side. 1491 02:06:25,080 --> 02:06:26,900 I met him just before he died. 1492 02:06:33,140 --> 02:06:34,220 Dream theater. 1493 02:06:35,740 --> 02:06:39,520 This is where we get... Things get a little bit regenerative. Look at that. 1494 02:06:40,220 --> 02:06:44,600 They keep him in the cupboard. They keep him out of sight because he's a bit of a nuisance, you see. 1495 02:06:45,280 --> 02:06:49,180 They keep him... Yeah, they keep him in the fucking locker room with the tins of peaches. 1496 02:06:50,280 --> 02:06:50,820 Yeah. 1497 02:06:52,180 --> 02:06:56,100 He gets in the way, you see. He's a nice lad, but he gets in the way. 1498 02:06:56,980 --> 02:06:57,480 Now... 1499 02:06:58,320 --> 02:07:00,240 What's wrong here? We've already been up here. 1500 02:07:00,880 --> 02:07:02,280 Let's reload the guns and... 1501 02:07:04,920 --> 02:07:06,560 Let's reload the guns and see what happens. 1502 02:07:12,300 --> 02:07:12,800 Now... 1503 02:07:13,200 --> 02:07:14,560 That's the shotgun reloaded. 1504 02:07:20,400 --> 02:07:21,760 Might reload that for the crack. 1505 02:07:21,760 --> 02:07:24,480 Backsack crack. 1506 02:07:24,480 --> 02:07:26,960 Take the black tail for a spin. 1507 02:07:28,240 --> 02:07:29,800 See how he's spitting tonight. 1508 02:07:32,560 --> 02:07:33,780 Whip out the killer seven. 1509 02:07:33,780 --> 02:07:33,820 Whip out the killer seven. 1510 02:07:33,820 --> 02:07:33,820 Whip out the killer seven. 1511 02:07:33,820 --> 02:07:33,820 Whip out the killer seven. 1512 02:07:34,820 --> 02:07:36,740 For a little fucking grim fandango. 1513 02:07:37,360 --> 02:07:38,820 With whoever wants to tango. 1514 02:07:40,620 --> 02:07:41,480 And we're away with it. 1515 02:07:42,660 --> 02:07:43,740 TMP, you know me. 1516 02:07:43,900 --> 02:07:46,080 I'm gonna take this clown down with the fucking black tail. 1517 02:07:48,080 --> 02:07:49,040 See how he fares up... 1518 02:07:49,040 --> 02:07:51,660 Against the old black tail. 1519 02:07:51,660 --> 02:07:58,140 Did you ever play killer seven on the fucking Nintendo Wii? 1520 02:07:58,140 --> 02:07:59,140 Oh! 1521 02:08:00,140 --> 02:08:01,340 He's purring again. 1522 02:08:03,340 --> 02:08:03,840 Oh! 1523 02:08:04,540 --> 02:08:05,220 Fucking hell. 1524 02:08:07,060 --> 02:08:07,560 Oh! 1525 02:08:07,560 --> 02:08:08,420 Shell to see! 1526 02:08:14,140 --> 02:08:14,940 Fuck me man. 1527 02:08:14,940 --> 02:08:15,900 The guy's got spunk. 1528 02:08:18,860 --> 02:08:19,260 Good night! 1529 02:08:19,260 --> 02:08:21,020 Had enough of you. 1530 02:08:25,020 --> 02:08:29,960 Bad form from your man to try and slash me like that after I shot him with the guns. 1531 02:08:38,960 --> 02:08:39,920 Cans and jars. 1532 02:08:39,920 --> 02:08:41,660 All non-perishables. 1533 02:08:41,780 --> 02:08:43,600 Reminds me of the days of O.R.E. 1534 02:08:47,980 --> 02:08:54,820 Shame we couldn't take any of the non-perishables to help recharge the batteries when we got the schlump later on. 1535 02:08:55,520 --> 02:08:56,980 But, uh... 1536 02:08:56,980 --> 02:08:58,560 You know, we didn't have a tin opener. 1537 02:08:59,680 --> 02:09:00,540 Your man Leon. 1538 02:09:01,180 --> 02:09:02,740 He didn't have a tin opener. 1539 02:09:02,880 --> 02:09:03,840 He had all the kit. 1540 02:09:03,940 --> 02:09:05,940 He had all the pieces of the puzzle in the backpack. 1541 02:09:06,320 --> 02:09:07,420 Like, you know, a black tail. 1542 02:09:07,760 --> 02:09:08,640 Fucking striker. 1543 02:09:08,640 --> 02:09:09,420 Killer Seven. 1544 02:09:10,320 --> 02:09:13,240 He even had an old mine thrower with a scope attached to it. 1545 02:09:13,480 --> 02:09:14,080 The UMP. 1546 02:09:14,760 --> 02:09:15,780 And a rifle. 1547 02:09:15,900 --> 02:09:17,160 But he didn't have a tin opener. 1548 02:09:19,040 --> 02:09:20,140 But he did have this. 1549 02:09:25,320 --> 02:09:28,160 Another set of non-perishables, Frank McCord. 1550 02:09:28,340 --> 02:09:31,260 And now we enter the fucking meat locker. 1551 02:09:32,420 --> 02:09:33,140 Flies. 1552 02:09:38,320 --> 02:09:40,320 oh 1553 02:09:59,200 --> 02:10:04,840 Fucking hell man, where's he come out of flying came flying out of nowhere man. He's on fire 1554 02:10:04,840 --> 02:10:10,260 What's going on what's going on? 1555 02:10:16,840 --> 02:10:22,720 It's all right man. He's gone. He's gone. He was V you got V tech man 1556 02:10:25,400 --> 02:10:31,140 The meats rotten, but I'm sure I sure could use a fat juicy steak right about now 1557 02:10:34,280 --> 02:10:41,400 Is Leon the kind of guy who does mad doughnuts in McDonald's car park after all sometimes gives his Nana live to the shops in the super? 1558 02:10:42,800 --> 02:10:43,840 Probably 1559 02:10:43,840 --> 02:10:49,900 That's where he came out of he was inside this what was he doing in here? My sentiments exactly Leon 1560 02:10:51,600 --> 02:10:54,100 Smells like gout says Higgins 1561 02:10:55,460 --> 02:10:59,460 Take the grenade I will man is it dirty in here? 1562 02:11:03,720 --> 02:11:05,720 Oh 1563 02:11:13,540 --> 02:11:19,360 God I'm here the girl screaming never a good sign on this island. I tell you 1564 02:11:23,120 --> 02:11:29,840 You need the infrared scope on the sniper skill the regenerator boys. Where do I buy this thing? Do I get it from your man the booking little? 1565 02:11:31,460 --> 02:11:35,620 Seacrest little have a few sea crest fucking scopes for mine for his man. Oh 1566 02:11:37,280 --> 02:11:39,520 My god, I've seen this beast here ahead of us 1567 02:11:43,040 --> 02:11:45,040 Ecoli is rampant 1568 02:11:45,860 --> 02:11:58,740 scum legion of doom are back have you enough room have you enough legion of room in there for your 1569 02:11:58,740 --> 02:12:12,920 shoulder pads man yes you get it from the dealer you can get it next time you meet him says reese 1570 02:12:12,920 --> 02:12:31,160 thanks Reese can you get it from the dealer magazine fished of look Olly who's Olly Olly hell hunter why am i 1571 02:12:31,160 --> 02:12:39,680 watching this when I start at the IT at nine in the morning because this is going to prepare you man for 1572 02:12:39,680 --> 02:12:46,700 life some of the stuff you're gonna see now over the course of the next hour is gonna blow your mind 1573 02:12:46,700 --> 02:12:53,500 it's also gonna enhance your fucking knowledge of the world around you kind of a life lesson it's like 1574 02:12:53,500 --> 02:13:00,740 going traveling it broadens the mind well the same can be said of watching me play this it fucking make 1575 02:13:00,740 --> 02:13:13,700 your mind go massive man make sure fucking mind go like this when you get into the IT tomorrow put the 1576 02:13:13,700 --> 02:13:28,220 fucking hand in the air when the teachers talking and go sir I mean Ashley the Institute of Tech will fucking love you man 1577 02:13:28,220 --> 02:13:44,240 don't you lay a fucking finger on that child's head are they the fucking regenerate they're not 1578 02:13:44,240 --> 02:14:05,960 there's a book giving it V tech on the ring road amateurs just hang in there Ashley I'm coming for you I'm coming for you right after I fucking go and see the merchant I need to see them a man about a scope 1579 02:14:05,960 --> 02:14:23,960 why did you not discuss with all due respect Pat Jim came me is a close friend of Frank McCord's no he's not I met him just before he died you're gonna tell more lies I I can't believe a word that comes out of your mouth I met him just before he died 1580 02:14:23,960 --> 02:14:53,460 I died. Look at this. This place is a hole. I should have brought a mop and fuck it. But I said mop and fuck it. Or bring the guns instead. And fucking lay siege to a few bad guys heads. We'll open her up. You're pathetic Jerry. 1581 02:14:53,460 --> 02:15:09,300 That is a total and absolute lie. Jerry didn't even write the book Ashes. That was written by a guy called Frank Hamilton. Who's now in prison at the moment. On sex crimes. 1582 02:15:14,720 --> 02:15:22,180 For sex crimes. Not on sex crimes. Lenin lover. Thank you very much Lenin lover. 1583 02:15:22,180 --> 02:15:40,180 Jim commie. Oh here he is. The man with the fucking plan. That is himself. It is yourself. You've got the scope for me. You do. Great stuff. I have a rake of fucking. 1584 02:15:41,180 --> 02:15:46,060 Jeff thank you very much. Pepper sauce. Bush mills or gravy. That's the question. 1585 02:15:49,820 --> 02:15:51,740 Probably pepper sauce. 1586 02:15:52,520 --> 02:15:53,000 On the steak. 1587 02:15:56,180 --> 02:15:59,180 Got some rare things on sale stranger. 1588 02:16:00,380 --> 02:16:02,580 You find the infrared. It isn't sold. 1589 02:16:03,380 --> 02:16:03,680 It says. 1590 02:16:03,860 --> 02:16:04,860 What are you buying? 1591 02:16:05,600 --> 02:16:06,040 Mulkeen. 1592 02:16:07,640 --> 02:16:08,180 In that. 1593 02:16:08,300 --> 02:16:09,020 In that case. 1594 02:16:09,180 --> 02:16:09,700 In that case. 1595 02:16:09,700 --> 02:16:10,600 What are you buying? 1596 02:16:10,600 --> 02:16:10,680 What are you buying? 1597 02:16:12,600 --> 02:16:12,920 Yeah. 1598 02:16:13,180 --> 02:16:14,200 He's fucking right man. 1599 02:16:14,300 --> 02:16:16,180 Mulkeen knows what he's fucking talking about man. 1600 02:16:16,240 --> 02:16:16,540 He's not. 1601 02:16:16,800 --> 02:16:18,140 He's not chancing his arm. 1602 02:16:21,740 --> 02:16:24,660 I know I can't play internet videos. 1603 02:16:24,840 --> 02:16:26,040 But just as a bit of a respite. 1604 02:16:26,180 --> 02:16:27,600 I think I did download. 1605 02:16:29,500 --> 02:16:30,260 Jim Kemi. 1606 02:16:32,340 --> 02:16:33,380 I hope I have it. 1607 02:16:35,880 --> 02:16:37,380 I hope I have this. 1608 02:16:40,980 --> 02:16:42,060 Jim Kemi Pat. 1609 02:16:42,220 --> 02:16:43,080 With all due respect. 1610 02:16:43,160 --> 02:16:44,540 Jim Kemi is a close friend. 1611 02:16:44,680 --> 02:16:45,080 No I don't. 1612 02:16:45,500 --> 02:16:45,800 Fuck. 1613 02:16:45,800 --> 02:16:45,880 Fuck. 1614 02:16:49,020 --> 02:16:49,460 Nah. 1615 02:17:05,020 --> 02:17:06,340 You're pathetic Jerry. 1616 02:17:07,800 --> 02:17:09,520 No I just searched Jerry there. 1617 02:17:09,600 --> 02:17:10,160 It didn't come up. 1618 02:17:15,100 --> 02:17:16,740 Put on the new question. 1619 02:17:17,240 --> 02:17:18,000 Tarantino film. 1620 02:17:18,120 --> 02:17:19,500 It says James McQuaid. 1621 02:17:20,720 --> 02:17:20,960 Yeah. 1622 02:17:21,040 --> 02:17:22,240 Did you see the new question. 1623 02:17:22,380 --> 02:17:23,440 Tarantino film then? 1624 02:17:25,400 --> 02:17:26,760 It had all the answers. 1625 02:17:29,720 --> 02:17:31,100 Question Tarantino man. 1626 02:17:31,180 --> 02:17:31,740 Made a fucking. 1627 02:17:32,000 --> 02:17:32,680 Class film. 1628 02:17:34,020 --> 02:17:35,120 What was it called? 1629 02:17:38,560 --> 02:17:39,900 You are a liar. 1630 02:17:41,640 --> 02:17:42,040 Right. 1631 02:17:42,920 --> 02:17:43,560 Sarah does this. 1632 02:17:43,640 --> 02:17:43,820 No. 1633 02:17:43,920 --> 02:17:45,000 We'll fucking move on. 1634 02:17:45,840 --> 02:17:46,880 Reservation dogs. 1635 02:17:46,880 --> 02:17:52,260 You're a Muppet Man. 1636 02:17:52,320 --> 02:17:53,280 You're a fucking Muppet Man. 1637 02:17:53,360 --> 02:17:54,080 You're a Muppet Man. 1638 02:17:54,140 --> 02:17:54,840 You're a Muppet Man. 1639 02:17:54,900 --> 02:17:55,600 You're a Muppet Man. 1640 02:17:55,680 --> 02:17:56,380 You're a Muppet Man. 1641 02:17:59,820 --> 02:18:01,220 Question Tarantino. 1642 02:18:05,560 --> 02:18:06,980 We're doing a movie quiz. 1643 02:18:07,100 --> 02:18:09,180 The host is Question Tarantino man. 1644 02:18:09,820 --> 02:18:10,280 Oh no. 1645 02:18:11,880 --> 02:18:13,800 Those fucking games with their grenades. 1646 02:18:16,280 --> 02:18:18,260 Oh my God. 1647 02:18:19,260 --> 02:18:19,580 We. 1648 02:18:27,260 --> 02:18:28,960 Examine the herb. 1649 02:18:32,480 --> 02:18:34,080 Good for nothing. 1650 02:18:34,420 --> 02:18:34,640 Who. 1651 02:18:34,640 --> 02:18:34,840 Who. 1652 02:18:46,800 --> 02:18:48,260 Frank's book is called. 1653 02:18:48,920 --> 02:18:50,080 Frank's book is called. 1654 02:18:50,160 --> 02:18:50,460 Tiz. 1655 02:18:50,580 --> 02:18:51,220 Yours is called. 1656 02:18:51,300 --> 02:18:51,700 Tizn't. 1657 02:18:52,120 --> 02:18:52,760 It's called. 1658 02:18:52,820 --> 02:18:53,540 Tizn't my ass. 1659 02:18:54,060 --> 02:18:55,360 Oh I thought it was called. 1660 02:18:55,460 --> 02:18:55,820 Tizn't. 1661 02:18:57,740 --> 02:18:58,840 He spends his time. 1662 02:18:58,980 --> 02:19:00,640 Reminiscing about his time. 1663 02:19:00,700 --> 02:19:01,780 Back home in America. 1664 02:19:02,720 --> 02:19:03,700 What do you know about that? 1665 02:19:05,880 --> 02:19:06,400 Zero. 1666 02:19:07,040 --> 02:19:07,420 Zero. 1667 02:19:07,940 --> 02:19:09,320 But who's to say. 1668 02:19:09,400 --> 02:19:10,440 My book is contradictory. 1669 02:19:11,440 --> 02:19:13,160 Ashes was another side. 1670 02:19:13,160 --> 02:19:14,080 Of the story. 1671 02:19:18,540 --> 02:19:19,060 You. 1672 02:19:19,180 --> 02:19:19,900 You've made. 1673 02:19:20,020 --> 02:19:20,220 You've. 1674 02:19:20,280 --> 02:19:21,280 You've made your point. 1675 02:19:21,700 --> 02:19:21,880 Shh. 1676 02:19:22,280 --> 02:19:22,500 Shh. 1677 02:19:22,900 --> 02:19:24,000 You've made your point. 1678 02:19:34,000 --> 02:19:34,620 It's called. 1679 02:19:34,620 --> 02:19:35,300 Tizn't my ass. 1680 02:19:36,260 --> 02:19:36,740 Zero. 1681 02:19:37,440 --> 02:19:37,880 Zero. 1682 02:19:41,500 --> 02:19:42,480 Look at the shutters. 1683 02:19:44,420 --> 02:19:45,860 Did they know that I've got a. 1684 02:19:45,860 --> 02:19:46,780 A grenade. 1685 02:19:51,140 --> 02:19:52,120 They've got brains. 1686 02:19:52,720 --> 02:19:54,280 I thought they had shit for brains. 1687 02:19:59,820 --> 02:20:01,380 Question Tarantino men. 1688 02:20:10,920 --> 02:20:11,940 They're back again. 1689 02:20:12,020 --> 02:20:12,800 They're back for more. 1690 02:20:12,900 --> 02:20:13,740 For more lies. 1691 02:20:16,200 --> 02:20:18,140 Ashes was another side of the story. 1692 02:20:22,140 --> 02:20:24,140 You're gonna tell more fucking lies are ya? 1693 02:20:36,140 --> 02:20:39,440 Whatever happened to the firelighters advert Jim Kemmie. 1694 02:20:39,520 --> 02:20:41,300 I met him just before he died. 1695 02:20:42,260 --> 02:20:42,500 Whatever. 1696 02:20:42,740 --> 02:20:43,340 Kev Johnson. 1697 02:20:43,420 --> 02:20:47,840 When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields. 1698 02:20:48,200 --> 02:20:51,520 There's nothing I like more than lashing a few stickings into the fireplace. 1699 02:20:52,200 --> 02:20:53,500 And setting fire to them. 1700 02:20:53,700 --> 02:20:55,520 Be careful not to burn your hands like I did. 1701 02:20:55,600 --> 02:20:57,400 While I'm waiting for that baby to get going. 1702 02:20:57,600 --> 02:20:59,280 I do a few rolls on the ground. 1703 02:20:59,480 --> 02:21:01,460 And a few reptilius repetitions. 1704 02:21:01,820 --> 02:21:03,200 Just to get the blood flowing. 1705 02:21:03,780 --> 02:21:05,600 Once those flames are licking high. 1706 02:21:05,840 --> 02:21:07,660 It's time to stick your coal in it. 1707 02:21:09,020 --> 02:21:11,380 You can generate extra drafthage. 1708 02:21:11,580 --> 02:21:13,440 By using your gooch as a waft. 1709 02:21:13,800 --> 02:21:15,780 Now all that's left is to sit back. 1710 02:21:15,900 --> 02:21:17,880 And warm your sack by the flames. 1711 02:21:18,820 --> 02:21:20,600 This message was brought to you. 1712 02:21:20,980 --> 02:21:22,320 By firelighters. 1713 02:21:22,320 --> 02:21:43,380 Hey yo. 1714 02:21:43,760 --> 02:21:44,900 Bradley Strider. 1715 02:21:45,780 --> 02:21:47,760 Before they met exhibit. 1716 02:21:48,060 --> 02:21:50,380 Mad Mike and West Coast Customs Boys. 1717 02:21:50,960 --> 02:21:51,900 Used to have a shop. 1718 02:21:52,160 --> 02:21:53,160 In Cross Malina. 1719 02:21:53,480 --> 02:21:54,860 Putting Playstations. 1720 02:21:55,080 --> 02:21:56,120 In Civics. 1721 02:21:56,560 --> 02:21:57,820 And taking the mufflers. 1722 02:21:58,360 --> 02:21:59,580 Of Skylines. 1723 02:22:00,640 --> 02:22:01,880 Heady days indeed. 1724 02:22:02,080 --> 02:22:03,680 I thought you were going down the route of. 1725 02:22:04,060 --> 02:22:05,760 They had a shop in Cross Malina. 1726 02:22:05,880 --> 02:22:06,740 Putting chips. 1727 02:22:06,940 --> 02:22:07,520 Mod chips. 1728 02:22:08,160 --> 02:22:09,660 In PlayStation 1s. 1729 02:22:10,300 --> 02:22:12,520 Wasn't anything to do with the cars at all. 1730 02:22:13,340 --> 02:22:15,040 This cunt with his grenades man. 1731 02:22:15,140 --> 02:22:15,940 Fucking piece of shit. 1732 02:22:17,760 --> 02:22:18,700 Thank you very much. 1733 02:22:25,340 --> 02:22:26,160 You arsehole. 1734 02:22:26,160 --> 02:22:26,820 Thank you very much. 1735 02:22:29,340 --> 02:22:30,160 You're a censor. 1736 02:22:34,800 --> 02:22:35,860 You're a piece of shit. 1737 02:22:36,060 --> 02:22:36,660 Thank you very much. 1738 02:22:38,520 --> 02:22:39,660 You're a piece of shit. 1739 02:22:39,840 --> 02:22:40,420 Thank you very much. 1740 02:22:41,220 --> 02:22:41,820 Wow. 1741 02:22:42,140 --> 02:22:42,580 He went. 1742 02:22:42,700 --> 02:22:43,840 He went kablamo. 1743 02:22:43,840 --> 02:22:44,340 Thank you very much. 1744 02:22:46,220 --> 02:22:47,280 You're a piece of shit. 1745 02:22:47,460 --> 02:22:48,100 Thank you very much. 1746 02:22:50,380 --> 02:22:51,280 How dare you. 1747 02:22:54,060 --> 02:22:55,100 How dare you. 1748 02:22:55,880 --> 02:22:57,660 There's two more of the cunts man. 1749 02:22:58,040 --> 02:22:58,580 How dare you. 1750 02:22:58,580 --> 02:22:59,780 They're going to tell more lies. 1751 02:23:05,900 --> 02:23:07,120 Gabon and you. 1752 02:23:07,120 --> 02:23:08,240 You are a suffrable. 1753 02:23:08,600 --> 02:23:09,160 Arsehole. 1754 02:23:09,420 --> 02:23:10,020 You arsehole. 1755 02:23:10,020 --> 02:23:10,620 Thank you very much. 1756 02:23:10,680 --> 02:23:11,480 You're a piece of shit. 1757 02:23:13,240 --> 02:23:16,500 That guy was a legend. 1758 02:23:22,500 --> 02:23:23,900 Fuck these guys man. 1759 02:23:24,640 --> 02:23:25,720 Who's employing them? 1760 02:23:26,500 --> 02:23:27,820 It must be our good money. 1761 02:23:28,680 --> 02:23:29,680 To be doing this. 1762 02:23:29,680 --> 02:23:43,060 Making me waste on my fucking bullets man. 1763 02:23:50,060 --> 02:23:51,620 Do you want a bit of black tail lads? 1764 02:23:56,320 --> 02:23:56,680 Yes. 1765 02:23:57,720 --> 02:23:58,120 Yes. 1766 02:23:59,700 --> 02:24:01,000 It's called Tizzn' My Ass. 1767 02:24:02,860 --> 02:24:03,720 I see. 1768 02:24:03,860 --> 02:24:04,820 I thought it was called Tizzn't. 1769 02:24:05,600 --> 02:24:10,060 Pat Kenny failed to roll with the punches when Jerry Hannan said it's called Tizzn' My Ass. 1770 02:24:10,120 --> 02:24:12,620 The whole studio started laughing. 1771 02:24:13,700 --> 02:24:15,340 Pat couldn't. 1772 02:24:15,920 --> 02:24:17,380 He's so straight down the edge. 1773 02:24:17,520 --> 02:24:19,360 All he had on his mind was doing the job. 1774 02:24:19,900 --> 02:24:20,320 That he was like, 1775 02:24:20,560 --> 02:24:21,260 Oh I see. 1776 02:24:21,260 --> 02:24:23,180 I thought it was called Tizzn't. 1777 02:24:23,180 --> 02:24:28,320 He spends his time 1778 02:24:28,320 --> 02:24:30,280 in New York 1779 02:24:30,280 --> 02:24:32,940 reminiscing in bars about back home. 1780 02:24:35,660 --> 02:24:37,100 And what do you know about that? 1781 02:24:37,940 --> 02:24:38,260 Zero. 1782 02:24:38,980 --> 02:24:39,300 Zero. 1783 02:24:47,300 --> 02:24:48,900 The angel of the veins. 1784 02:24:48,900 --> 02:24:49,060 The angel of the veins. 1785 02:24:49,060 --> 02:24:49,060 The angel of the veins. 1786 02:24:49,060 --> 02:24:49,540 The angel of the veins. 1787 02:25:11,540 --> 02:25:12,220 This is it baby. 1788 02:25:13,960 --> 02:25:15,460 It's time for a brand new dump valve. 1789 02:25:15,460 --> 02:25:20,740 Check that cool boy out. 1790 02:25:21,600 --> 02:25:22,100 He's great. 1791 02:25:23,460 --> 02:25:24,460 We saved that third way. 1792 02:25:25,180 --> 02:25:25,860 Let's save it again. 1793 02:25:26,480 --> 02:25:27,800 You're going to save more games. 1794 02:25:36,220 --> 02:25:38,440 You'd love to see Pat Kenny on the pace. 1795 02:25:41,580 --> 02:25:42,580 See what he's like. 1796 02:25:42,580 --> 02:25:43,740 See what he's like. 1797 02:25:46,260 --> 02:25:47,180 In real life. 1798 02:25:51,300 --> 02:25:53,520 Are you able to add Pat Kenny to this chat? 1799 02:25:53,620 --> 02:25:53,760 No. 1800 02:25:54,040 --> 02:25:56,460 I don't think he watches gaming streams. 1801 02:25:57,160 --> 02:26:02,300 I think he just presents news and current affairs show weekdays on News Talk. 1802 02:26:02,800 --> 02:26:04,760 And a lot of research goes into that. 1803 02:26:07,900 --> 02:26:10,180 Any chance we can see some more tennis again? 1804 02:26:10,400 --> 02:26:11,780 Says BMCC. 1805 02:26:11,780 --> 02:26:12,100 Sure. 1806 02:26:12,100 --> 02:26:19,480 He's behind her opponent. 1807 02:26:19,480 --> 02:26:22,480 And the match holds to begin the match. 1808 02:26:32,320 --> 02:26:34,120 Good reply by Ostapenko. 1809 02:26:36,160 --> 02:26:38,160 Now we leave that there. 1810 02:26:40,620 --> 02:26:41,860 We leave that there right? 1811 02:26:42,380 --> 02:26:44,400 And I know that every time I've gone back to the tennis. 1812 02:26:44,880 --> 02:26:46,520 You're dying to see the end of that match. 1813 02:26:47,040 --> 02:26:49,120 But it's always restart at the beginning. 1814 02:26:49,280 --> 02:26:49,640 Don't worry. 1815 02:26:49,720 --> 02:26:50,700 Next time that restarts. 1816 02:26:51,100 --> 02:26:53,020 It's going to be right from where it left off. 1817 02:26:53,020 --> 02:27:01,620 Sponsored by Circle K. 1818 02:27:02,520 --> 02:27:03,920 Formerly Topaz. 1819 02:27:04,560 --> 02:27:05,460 Circle K. 1820 02:27:09,060 --> 02:27:09,900 Uh oh. 1821 02:27:10,460 --> 02:27:12,060 I know who's around here anyway. 1822 02:27:12,840 --> 02:27:13,620 Regenitron. 1823 02:27:15,700 --> 02:27:17,260 Regenerators are around this gap. 1824 02:27:21,700 --> 02:27:22,460 Spiders. 1825 02:27:42,060 --> 02:27:46,220 I've got series 1, 2 and 4 of Becker on Blu-ray. 1826 02:27:46,220 --> 02:27:48,760 I am looking for series 3 if you've got it, man. 1827 02:27:48,760 --> 02:28:00,880 Go down here. 1828 02:28:04,000 --> 02:28:05,860 As well as series 6. 1829 02:28:07,420 --> 02:28:08,260 Of uh. 1830 02:28:10,260 --> 02:28:10,820 Oh. 1831 02:28:11,000 --> 02:28:12,000 Beyond the Hall Door. 1832 02:28:12,000 --> 02:28:23,680 and series 2 episode 3 of Too Fat with Ray Darcy and Zig and Zag 1833 02:28:23,680 --> 02:28:36,960 light entertainment vehicle from the late 90s I've also got a VHS pristine and rare recording of 1834 02:28:36,960 --> 02:28:57,180 no disco from 1998 features tracks from badly drawn boy and wheels hang on ashes was another side of the 1835 02:28:57,180 --> 02:29:04,380 story about the people who are happy this is the door I don't think we've gone through this door do you 1836 02:29:04,380 --> 02:29:14,760 have any Murphy Brown I don't I don't but I have a fucking three songs played live by David Gray from 1837 02:29:14,760 --> 02:29:24,000 witness one first witness festival on HD DVD format the failed the failed format which lost to blu-ray 1838 02:29:24,000 --> 02:29:30,760 and I haven't that's a signed copy by David Gray he signed the bottom of it which has rendered the 1839 02:29:30,760 --> 02:29:37,820 fucking thing unreadable in the machine if you have an Xbox 360 then you can play it but you actually 1840 02:29:37,820 --> 02:29:42,880 can't because David Gray signed the fucking bit that the laser reads but it's still worth something 1841 02:29:42,880 --> 02:29:53,260 because it has a signature on it man thank you Gregoski thank you very much I don't know where I'm going here man I really don't know where I'm going 1842 02:29:53,260 --> 02:30:03,640 I think I've been through here have I any download links for head to toe yeah I've got fucking head to toe in a 1843 02:30:03,640 --> 02:30:22,020 cupboard locked up at home not head to toe sorry your man from head to toe locked up in a cupboard but I don't know his name so I'll just call him head to toe yeah head to toe man you used to be on TV 1844 02:30:22,020 --> 02:30:42,540 I've got David Gray's fucking Babylon Zoo he did a rendition of fucking Spaceman by Babylon Zoo and Babylon Zoo did sail away with me honey where the fuck am I at 1845 02:30:42,540 --> 02:31:12,120 oh man I have the whole discography of fucking baby bird do you know those guys 1846 02:31:12,120 --> 02:31:35,360 you're gorgeous and all that I have their back cat full leather bound if you want that I'm going to sell that on adverts.ie tomorrow morning at 9:06 a.m. first come first serve if you want to buy if you want to buy the back cat you can buy the back cat if you don't want to buy the back cat you don't have to buy the back cat 1847 02:31:35,360 --> 02:31:44,360 I am go I'm just going to go for it I know the regenerators are up here somewhere I'm just going to go for it. 1848 02:31:44,360 --> 02:31:48,360 JJ 72 call lab yeah. 1849 02:31:48,360 --> 02:31:49,620 72 collab, yeah. 1850 02:32:00,580 --> 02:32:02,480 But there's going to be an after party 1851 02:32:02,480 --> 02:32:04,100 on next Tuesday weeknight 1852 02:32:04,100 --> 02:32:07,460 after we premiere the fucking new show 1853 02:32:07,460 --> 02:32:11,320 back at Maria Walsh's 1854 02:32:11,320 --> 02:32:13,100 Funky Bunker. 1855 02:32:14,360 --> 02:32:16,840 And then we're going on the rollover 1856 02:32:16,840 --> 02:32:18,180 the day after at the Shannon. 1857 02:32:19,160 --> 02:32:20,480 Just before lunch 1858 02:32:20,480 --> 02:32:24,040 at Matt Cooper's new restaurant on Dawson Street 1859 02:32:24,040 --> 02:32:27,760 called Matt Cooper's Quintessential Interracial Spice House 1860 02:32:27,760 --> 02:32:31,700 which sells spice bags by the dozen. 1861 02:32:32,220 --> 02:32:33,380 And you can only buy them dozens. 1862 02:32:33,500 --> 02:32:35,320 It's like a bulk buy sale in there. 1863 02:32:35,680 --> 02:32:37,200 And he's going to be there on the opening night 1864 02:32:37,200 --> 02:32:38,040 dishing out the bags. 1865 02:32:38,480 --> 02:32:40,800 But just for that night only. 1866 02:32:41,760 --> 02:32:44,980 And you, me and Willie Harold are invited 1867 02:32:44,980 --> 02:32:46,300 and you are a liar. 1868 02:32:46,300 --> 02:32:48,560 and you're going to tell more lies, are you? 1869 02:32:52,560 --> 02:32:56,240 And also, Willie Harold has just started 1870 02:32:56,240 --> 02:32:58,060 a brand new boy band in conjunction 1871 02:32:58,060 --> 02:33:00,840 with Louis Walsh's Best Intentions. 1872 02:33:01,460 --> 02:33:04,940 The new group is going to be called 1873 02:33:04,940 --> 02:33:06,520 Spice Boys. 1874 02:33:06,940 --> 02:33:08,000 A bag and a half. 1875 02:33:09,160 --> 02:33:10,960 And their album is going to be called 1876 02:33:10,960 --> 02:33:13,300 Do You Want Salt on the Chips? 1877 02:33:17,300 --> 02:33:21,780 Promises to be a quintessential and lustful evening. 1878 02:33:23,400 --> 02:33:24,880 Louis Walsh is going to be coming down. 1879 02:33:25,660 --> 02:33:27,520 He's going to be dangling from a fucking helicopter 1880 02:33:27,520 --> 02:33:28,520 on a rope ladder. 1881 02:33:28,900 --> 02:33:32,200 And he's going to have a Tommy gun in his left hand. 1882 02:33:32,820 --> 02:33:34,640 And he's going to be shooting that wildly. 1883 02:33:34,980 --> 02:33:35,980 Spraying and praying. 1884 02:33:36,580 --> 02:33:37,940 All on the ground. 1885 02:33:38,360 --> 02:33:40,480 And we're just going to be like that eating spice bags. 1886 02:33:41,020 --> 02:33:42,120 And Matt Cooper is going to be going 1887 02:33:42,120 --> 02:33:43,880 Go. 1888 02:33:44,220 --> 02:33:44,560 Please. 1889 02:33:44,720 --> 02:33:45,520 Everyone go now. 1890 02:33:45,660 --> 02:33:46,240 Save yourselves. 1891 02:33:46,360 --> 02:33:46,920 Save yourselves. 1892 02:33:49,260 --> 02:33:50,160 It's going to be... 1893 02:33:50,160 --> 02:33:53,060 It promises to be an absolutely sensual night. 1894 02:33:55,000 --> 02:33:56,060 Can he get Jedward? 1895 02:33:56,200 --> 02:33:56,400 No. 1896 02:33:56,580 --> 02:33:57,480 They're not for sale. 1897 02:33:58,340 --> 02:33:59,880 Jedward are off the market, I'm afraid. 1898 02:34:01,980 --> 02:34:04,600 I'm afraid Jedward would have been put out to pasture. 1899 02:34:11,020 --> 02:34:12,280 You're fucking shite. 1900 02:34:12,480 --> 02:34:15,280 You used to be great, but you need to be put out to pasture, man. 1901 02:34:15,380 --> 02:34:16,020 You're shite. 1902 02:34:16,020 --> 02:34:27,980 Also, Jeremiah Higgins, the uncle, is going to be there selling new fucking frames. 1903 02:34:28,200 --> 02:34:28,720 Oakley. 1904 02:34:30,940 --> 02:34:32,000 What are the other ones? 1905 02:34:32,820 --> 02:34:37,760 Frank Jaeger, who's actually Gray Fox from Metal Gear Solid. 1906 02:34:43,460 --> 02:34:46,380 And that's going to be facilitated by Anaconda G. 1907 02:34:47,420 --> 02:34:51,480 Who is Jedward's latest handler. 1908 02:34:53,160 --> 02:34:54,280 You've got a lot to fucking... 1909 02:34:54,280 --> 02:34:56,480 You've got a lot to work with there. 1910 02:34:56,640 --> 02:34:57,640 You've got a lot on your plate. 1911 02:35:01,540 --> 02:35:01,900 Right. 1912 02:35:02,020 --> 02:35:03,060 What the fuck? 1913 02:35:04,720 --> 02:35:10,140 But the unfortunate thing about Jedward is when you get too close to them, they retreat inside a big bio... 1914 02:35:10,140 --> 02:35:11,420 Bio weapon. 1915 02:35:11,720 --> 02:35:12,800 Bio mass plant. 1916 02:35:13,540 --> 02:35:16,140 Which sprouts a giant eyeball and you have to shoot it. 1917 02:35:16,580 --> 02:35:19,300 And then that opens Jedward up and they come out. 1918 02:35:19,620 --> 02:35:21,380 And they just show their chests. 1919 02:35:21,920 --> 02:35:23,100 Bare chested like this. 1920 02:35:23,860 --> 02:35:24,580 You've only got two... 1921 02:35:25,240 --> 02:35:29,880 You've only got fucking about 15 seconds before they go back into their shell. 1922 02:35:30,720 --> 02:35:33,540 And then a big fucking snake happens again then. 1923 02:35:34,660 --> 02:35:35,420 It's cuntish. 1924 02:35:38,740 --> 02:35:40,020 Where the hell are these... 1925 02:35:40,020 --> 02:35:43,560 Donal Skeehans? 1926 02:35:45,560 --> 02:35:48,520 Donal Skeehans is opening up his own tapas bar in Ennis. 1927 02:35:48,680 --> 02:35:50,160 Says James McQuaid. 1928 02:35:50,500 --> 02:35:51,560 Can we have verification? 1929 02:35:53,020 --> 02:35:55,500 Does anybody have any verification on that please? 1930 02:35:55,800 --> 02:35:59,480 James McQuaid's latest information on Donal Skeehans tapas. 1931 02:36:00,680 --> 02:36:03,060 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? 1932 02:36:04,040 --> 02:36:05,660 Because that stuff was a blast. 1933 02:36:05,920 --> 02:36:08,100 Also there's a brand new movie coming out. 1934 02:36:09,760 --> 02:36:12,180 Brand new movie coming out. 1935 02:36:12,720 --> 02:36:19,080 Three hour long moody film called Death in Ennis. 1936 02:36:20,580 --> 02:36:22,760 About a former boy band member. 1937 02:36:23,400 --> 02:36:24,680 Who goes away to Ennis. 1938 02:36:25,320 --> 02:36:27,680 To try and find some inspiration. 1939 02:36:29,120 --> 02:36:30,740 To make a new hit record. 1940 02:36:31,780 --> 02:36:35,420 But he falls in love with one of the lads from Jedward. 1941 02:36:35,700 --> 02:36:37,420 Who he sees on the beach. 1942 02:36:41,520 --> 02:36:42,580 Killing the hash. 1943 02:36:48,400 --> 02:36:49,180 James McQuaid. 1944 02:36:49,240 --> 02:36:53,840 The premiere for the new Question Tarantino film was held there. 1945 02:36:55,660 --> 02:36:56,360 Oh no. 1946 02:36:56,760 --> 02:36:57,840 Now the laughs. 1947 02:36:58,200 --> 02:37:01,600 I'm afraid the laughs might come to an abrupt end now. 1948 02:37:02,220 --> 02:37:04,920 We've reached the regeneration room. 1949 02:37:05,260 --> 02:37:08,060 Thank you very much Anaconda G for your kind and generous tip. 1950 02:37:08,920 --> 02:37:09,560 Very nice. 1951 02:37:09,560 --> 02:37:13,260 Thomas Fair. 1952 02:37:17,380 --> 02:37:18,620 You're gonna tell more lies. 1953 02:37:18,700 --> 02:37:20,680 You're gonna regenerate more lies are you? 1954 02:37:21,260 --> 02:37:22,240 Look at the belly on him. 1955 02:37:22,460 --> 02:37:23,040 He's swollen. 1956 02:37:23,700 --> 02:37:25,520 He must have fucking drank a load of seawater. 1957 02:37:25,700 --> 02:37:25,940 They could. 1958 02:37:26,720 --> 02:37:28,120 His belly is often swollen. 1959 02:37:30,360 --> 02:37:31,260 Juice Master. 1960 02:37:32,640 --> 02:37:33,000 Grigowski. 1961 02:37:33,100 --> 02:37:33,700 Thank you very much. 1962 02:37:33,840 --> 02:37:36,560 Is that the reanimated corpse of Frank McCourt? 1963 02:37:36,640 --> 02:37:36,860 You say. 1964 02:37:36,940 --> 02:37:37,400 I don't know. 1965 02:37:38,160 --> 02:37:40,320 In that case it would probably be Frank McCourt's. 1966 02:37:41,660 --> 02:37:44,880 Look at the fucking sensual leg position in there. 1967 02:37:45,780 --> 02:37:46,480 He's trying to. 1968 02:37:47,540 --> 02:37:49,620 He's trying to win a few eyes with that. 1969 02:37:53,620 --> 02:37:54,660 He's voluptuous. 1970 02:37:58,260 --> 02:38:01,800 Hearing a rumor that Brian Kennedy would be there dishing out his message boxes. 1971 02:38:03,640 --> 02:38:04,500 Says Hogan. 1972 02:38:06,820 --> 02:38:07,260 Yeah. 1973 02:38:07,320 --> 02:38:08,000 Hogan stand. 1974 02:38:08,820 --> 02:38:10,280 Thanks for watching the stream man. 1975 02:38:17,360 --> 02:38:20,240 Yang Kang Cook is gonna be doing a simulator at it. 1976 02:38:20,320 --> 02:38:21,600 He's gonna be launching his new sim. 1977 02:38:23,440 --> 02:38:23,940 Or Ken. 1978 02:38:24,100 --> 02:38:26,540 He's gonna be doing it in conjunction with Ken Hom. 1979 02:38:26,740 --> 02:38:28,200 Ken Hom's hot wok. 1980 02:38:31,660 --> 02:38:33,000 He's gonna be releasing a new. 1981 02:38:33,160 --> 02:38:34,700 He's gonna start a new band with him. 1982 02:38:35,580 --> 02:38:36,880 A new genre called Wokin. 1983 02:38:37,040 --> 02:38:37,800 Wokin' wall. 1984 02:38:38,280 --> 02:38:39,140 Look at that man. 1985 02:38:39,140 --> 02:38:41,240 He got fucking spinal tapped by the. 1986 02:38:41,320 --> 02:38:42,560 The galangalang. 1987 02:38:43,540 --> 02:38:44,620 Galangalangalangalangalang. 1988 02:38:48,960 --> 02:38:52,120 Put the box into your arse. 1989 02:38:53,800 --> 02:38:54,540 It's locked. 1990 02:38:57,220 --> 02:38:57,740 Operate. 1991 02:38:57,860 --> 02:38:59,580 Would you like to operate the door? 1992 02:39:01,360 --> 02:39:02,120 I would. 1993 02:39:06,680 --> 02:39:08,040 What the fuck do you have to do here? 1994 02:39:09,740 --> 02:39:11,540 What the fuck do you have to do here? 1995 02:39:12,540 --> 02:39:12,940 Okay. 1996 02:39:18,880 --> 02:39:20,060 Good evening gay. 1997 02:39:22,540 --> 02:39:24,340 What the fuck do you have to do here? 1998 02:39:27,560 --> 02:39:28,840 Thanks very much Grugoski. 1999 02:39:29,940 --> 02:39:31,580 And I'm the lonely donkey. 2000 02:39:32,720 --> 02:39:33,740 You're glorious. 2001 02:39:35,640 --> 02:39:36,740 Thank you. 2002 02:39:37,700 --> 02:39:38,800 You're glorious. 2003 02:39:48,800 --> 02:39:50,980 There's something supernatural about you. 2004 02:39:51,080 --> 02:39:51,400 Alright. 2005 02:39:51,580 --> 02:39:51,820 Yeah. 2006 02:39:51,820 --> 02:39:53,820 *BOOM* 2007 02:40:07,200 --> 02:40:13,880 What am I doing man? What's this? How- anyone know what I- huh? Hold on now. 2008 02:40:13,880 --> 02:40:27,880 *BOOM* 2009 02:40:27,880 --> 02:40:32,880 I see. I reckon we turn in the yellows. 2010 02:40:32,880 --> 02:40:37,880 *BOOM* 2011 02:40:37,880 --> 02:40:41,880 Connect top left to the bottom right. Thanks Daniel. Daniel Linnehan. 2012 02:40:41,880 --> 02:40:51,880 *BOOM* That's for you man. Take a dump for your troubles. Dump valve. 2013 02:40:51,880 --> 02:41:03,880 Now, connect... top left. Top left. Connect top left to the bottom right. 2014 02:41:03,880 --> 02:41:09,880 I wasn't at it yesterday but I was at it last night. 2015 02:41:09,880 --> 02:41:15,880 *BOOM* Red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red, red. DEDEMPTION. Here we go man. Thanks very much for the Linnehan. 2016 02:41:15,880 --> 02:41:17,880 *BOOM* 2017 02:41:17,880 --> 02:41:23,880 Changing the name to Herb Linnehan next week courtesy of your man Linnehan there in the chat. 2018 02:41:23,880 --> 02:41:25,880 *BOOM* 2019 02:41:25,880 --> 02:41:27,880 *BOOM* 2020 02:41:27,880 --> 02:41:29,880 *BOOM* 2021 02:41:29,880 --> 02:41:33,880 *BOOM* 2022 02:41:33,880 --> 02:41:35,880 *BOOM* 2023 02:41:35,880 --> 02:41:45,880 *BOOM* 2024 02:41:45,880 --> 02:41:53,880 *BOOM* 2025 02:41:53,880 --> 02:42:03,880 *BOOM* 2026 02:42:03,880 --> 02:42:10,380 specimen that were once human. But there's one type of creature that clearly distinguishes 2027 02:42:10,380 --> 02:42:20,040 itself from the rest. These creatures are called regenerators. Regenerators have a superior 2028 02:42:20,040 --> 02:42:26,540 metabolism that allows them to regenerate their lost body parts at incredible speeds. 2029 02:42:26,540 --> 02:42:32,800 Pat, I've never seen anything like it Pat. It's the characteristic that makes them almost 2030 02:42:32,800 --> 02:43:01,720 invisible to conventional weapons. But like any living creature there's a way to kill the fucker. Apparently there are plagues that live in the body you see. Some were like leeches. Or somewhat like them should I say. They can't be seen with the naked eye. They have to be located through thermal imaging. To stop the regeneration process the leech-like plagues must be located and destroyed. As far as I know most of the regenerators host a number of these leech-like plagues. To kill the regenerators each one of these 2031 02:43:01,720 --> 02:43:13,320 least like pagas must be killed good luck I hate to break it out to you but 2032 02:43:13,320 --> 02:43:17,080 Salazar dead that's Leon it's not even meant to be I'm not even meant to be 2033 02:43:17,080 --> 02:43:30,460 reading that Eddie rock and cro and cock it's I dare you knife the regenerator 2034 02:43:30,460 --> 02:43:39,460 fuck that man I'm not playing I'm not playing those games like who do you think I am man fucking knife after dark 2035 02:43:42,580 --> 02:43:49,060 you'd want a nice fucking scope for those boys man shoot them in the heart with the thermal scope 2036 02:43:52,420 --> 02:43:58,120 Duncan Stewart livestream from Raccoon City planning office tomorrow week is going fucking refurbishing the 2037 02:43:58,120 --> 02:44:08,120 whole goddamn precinct he's got marble being fucking imported in man from Japan what's that you got the 2038 02:44:08,120 --> 02:44:18,340 freezer card good stuff we can stock up on the Donegal catch bird's eye peas fucking bits and pieces a few 2039 02:44:18,340 --> 02:44:24,420 fellas as well make sure you stick a few good fellas away for the morning yeah that's right 2040 02:44:25,140 --> 02:44:30,580 we're eating deep pan pepperoni for breakfast you know we're living the dream you can eat 2041 02:44:30,580 --> 02:44:37,620 anything you want as long as you train hard enough like phelps the swimmer he used to just eat piles 2042 02:44:37,620 --> 02:44:47,300 of shite and he's sure he won 50 gold medals the olympics all he ate was good fellas and twinkies 2043 02:44:47,940 --> 02:44:54,740 um boost bars oh please let this be a scope it's not a scope it's not a scope 2044 02:44:55,620 --> 02:44:58,660 huh have you heard that have you heard that 2045 02:45:00,980 --> 02:45:14,740 i know his heart is in here okay 2046 02:45:17,540 --> 02:45:23,540 he's a lovely gimp 2047 02:45:25,540 --> 02:45:36,660 he's a lovely gimp 2048 02:45:37,220 --> 02:45:48,740 jade would are after regenerate him and the venue album out called raccoon city balloons and i met him just 2049 02:45:48,740 --> 02:45:56,580 before he died with all due respect pat the regenerator is a good friend of friend of frank's 2050 02:45:58,580 --> 02:46:03,700 he's not i met them just before they died you're gonna tell more lies frank 2051 02:46:06,580 --> 02:46:08,580 the regenerator of the lanes 2052 02:46:10,980 --> 02:46:22,500 i can't mind check out the killer seven 2053 02:46:22,500 --> 02:46:32,420 you need to use the snipe with the infrared scope i know yeah where do i get that though where's the i'm using the freezer car key now 2054 02:46:33,220 --> 02:46:42,100 i've got two fucking uh dr oakars i've got a bird's eye 2055 02:46:44,340 --> 02:46:50,740 and a bag of ice cubes i need to fucking shake in the freezer for later we're going having a house party later on when we get rid of these cunts 2056 02:46:51,860 --> 02:46:55,460 come on i think this is the freezer here now 2057 02:46:57,380 --> 02:46:59,380 insert that key there and see how you get on 2058 02:47:03,380 --> 02:47:07,940 we have a couple of restaurantes for later on once the parrot would get the party started then 2059 02:47:14,580 --> 02:47:19,700 he's not fucking follow me is he i didn't think they could come through doors and stuff 2060 02:47:23,140 --> 02:47:23,940 herb lenahan 2061 02:47:32,100 --> 02:47:33,460 beyond the hall whore 2062 02:47:35,460 --> 02:47:38,660 good for nothing door 2063 02:47:43,460 --> 02:47:47,460 says it's completely frozen and won't open just before he died 2064 02:47:48,660 --> 02:47:55,060 jim came in pat i can't believe word that comes out of your mouth you're a self-confessed liar 2065 02:47:55,860 --> 02:48:03,700 lie lie lie lie lie lady lie all the flipping way sucks to be them i guess bit of comic relief there from 2066 02:48:04,420 --> 02:48:08,340 liar s kennedy i'm gonna tell more leander yeah 2067 02:48:08,340 --> 02:48:19,940 maybe i can rewrite the data on my card key and turn it into another card key 2068 02:48:25,860 --> 02:48:28,020 the data on the card has been rewritten 2069 02:48:34,340 --> 02:48:36,260 you've had your time no one's interested 2070 02:48:42,260 --> 02:48:58,740 okay thank you very much i have my post-op checkup at eight good night and god bless francis and it's eight you've got you've got six seven hours sleep and best luck sk and thank you very much and i hope it all goes well for you and that we'll be 2071 02:48:58,740 --> 02:49:00,580 we'll be fucking dump valving it up tomorrow 2072 02:49:00,580 --> 02:49:06,900 and we'll take that again and we'll be dump valving it up tomorrow 2073 02:49:10,340 --> 02:49:19,540 It's some kind of cryogenic device. 2074 02:49:25,140 --> 02:49:29,220 Yeah we'll switch it off. Yes and you see what's in that scope. 2075 02:49:32,420 --> 02:49:33,540 Scope Lenhan. 2076 02:49:33,540 --> 02:49:45,540 *BOOM* 2077 02:49:45,940 --> 02:49:48,500 Take the infrared scope. I will. 2078 02:49:52,660 --> 02:49:58,900 Apparently Donald Skeehan runs the new restaurant in Centre Parks. Can we get any confirmation on that? 2079 02:50:02,020 --> 02:50:10,180 The door has been locked. Shoot the leg to break your apartment. It's lying down. You can keep slashing it for 60 times till it's dead. You will get the IR parts soon. In the freedom of the way. 2080 02:50:16,180 --> 02:50:21,860 Why are you so obsessed with me? Because Frank, Jesus Christ in heaven. 2081 02:50:24,180 --> 02:50:30,580 Okay we've got something here. You are a liar. Right. Let's do this. 2082 02:50:30,580 --> 02:50:41,960 combination great to combine it with this you can't though yes Keaton you've been peddling 2083 02:50:41,960 --> 02:50:50,860 tapas according to the lonely donkey you have been peddling tapas parity walrus 2084 02:50:50,860 --> 02:51:09,100 thank you very much party walrus you have been peddling flies that's what I'd say to the dead body you 2085 02:51:09,100 --> 02:51:19,300 have been peddling flies around limerick about limerick yes and now his belly is ruptured and I 2086 02:51:19,300 --> 02:51:25,540 will take this blacktail and throw a couple of fucking cheeky parting shots into his leg and head 2087 02:51:25,540 --> 02:51:34,360 haha one in the thigh he's got solid thighs he's on the bike the weekend he must be on the bike the 2088 02:51:34,360 --> 02:51:41,440 whole time there's no pressure on the joints he's just building thigh every weekend just thigh thigh 2089 02:51:41,440 --> 02:51:51,680 cycling everywhere man cycling to a thigh good old blacktail it's a it's a real look at that man it's a real 2090 02:51:51,680 --> 02:52:09,680 Madrid it's a real trusty old workhorse the the blacktail Jerry Hanan thoughts on Joaquin Phoenix already been tipped for the Oscar for the Joker 2091 02:52:09,680 --> 02:52:10,500 Oscar for the Joker. 2092 02:52:12,660 --> 02:52:14,420 Is the Joker going to be... 2093 02:52:14,420 --> 02:52:17,540 It looks like a kind of a fucking... 2094 02:52:18,660 --> 02:52:21,900 A bit of an emotional drama job, doesn't it? 2095 02:52:22,440 --> 02:52:25,800 Doesn't look like an action comic book kind of thing. 2096 02:52:27,260 --> 02:52:33,000 But I'd say it has its fair share of fucking blasts and explosions and things like that. 2097 02:52:34,560 --> 02:52:38,240 But to be honest with you now, that whole Joker shtick, 2098 02:52:39,280 --> 02:52:40,840 it's... 2099 02:52:40,840 --> 02:52:43,360 I've yet to see the film, like, you know, but I mean... 2100 02:52:43,360 --> 02:52:46,760 I don't know how you could give anyone who plays the Joker an Oscar, like, you know? 2101 02:52:47,360 --> 02:52:48,080 Unless we see... 2102 02:52:48,080 --> 02:52:49,620 Unless we really do see a sight... 2103 02:52:49,620 --> 02:52:53,180 Like, how far do you get into the Joker's character that you go... 2104 02:52:53,180 --> 02:52:55,620 Wow, that was a fucking moving performance of the Joker, man. 2105 02:52:55,980 --> 02:52:58,340 Because I can't see past the fucking makeup and the suit. 2106 02:52:59,740 --> 02:53:01,140 Fucking clown suit, like, you know? 2107 02:53:04,980 --> 02:53:06,880 I met him just before he died. 2108 02:53:08,880 --> 02:53:16,980 Jedward's brother was coming to your room every night with a glass of vodka, which was just water and getting to play along. 2109 02:53:18,380 --> 02:53:19,460 Heath Ledger won an Oscar. 2110 02:53:19,680 --> 02:53:22,440 Did he win a posthumous Oscar for fucking, uh... 2111 02:53:24,440 --> 02:53:25,580 For some Joker? 2112 02:53:28,100 --> 02:53:29,280 He'd own a bit of joking. 2113 02:53:31,280 --> 02:53:32,540 Wasn't that good, like... 2114 02:53:32,540 --> 02:53:42,180 Jerry Hannan should have fucking won an Oscar for that Late Late Show, but the Academy... 2115 02:53:42,180 --> 02:53:43,900 Snubbed by the Academy, I'm afraid. 2116 02:53:46,280 --> 02:53:51,620 Maybe Frank McCourt should have won an Oscar for his deflection of the Necrophilic Accusations. 2117 02:53:52,380 --> 02:53:53,540 Which are going to be... 2118 02:53:53,540 --> 02:53:55,060 Their new band have formed as well. 2119 02:53:55,160 --> 02:53:58,420 The Necrophilic Accusations are going to be playing next week. 2120 02:54:03,380 --> 02:54:04,340 In Gort. 2121 02:54:08,960 --> 02:54:11,260 Tickets 15 euro, including booking fee. 2122 02:54:11,520 --> 02:54:12,100 Ticketmaster. 2123 02:54:12,880 --> 02:54:16,300 I've got a couple selling on fucking Viagogo for 300 if you want. 2124 02:54:16,640 --> 02:54:18,520 I'll give you the link after the stream. 2125 02:54:20,240 --> 02:54:22,480 You seem to have a morbid fascination with Gort. 2126 02:54:29,480 --> 02:54:30,020 Look at this. 2127 02:54:30,060 --> 02:54:31,860 I like organizing this box sometimes. 2128 02:54:33,580 --> 02:54:34,920 Other times, not so much. 2129 02:54:35,580 --> 02:54:36,340 True story. 2130 02:54:36,800 --> 02:54:38,240 Don't fucking tell anyone I told you. 2131 02:54:41,700 --> 02:54:42,060 No. 2132 02:54:42,460 --> 02:54:43,020 Put that there. 2133 02:54:43,520 --> 02:54:43,720 Put that... 2134 02:54:43,720 --> 02:54:43,900 No. 2135 02:54:44,500 --> 02:54:44,860 No. 2136 02:54:45,040 --> 02:54:45,620 Put that there. 2137 02:54:46,180 --> 02:54:47,440 Might fucking twitch that one around. 2138 02:54:47,560 --> 02:54:48,100 See how we get on. 2139 02:54:48,340 --> 02:54:48,540 Yeah. 2140 02:54:48,680 --> 02:54:49,120 Like that. 2141 02:54:58,220 --> 02:54:58,880 Connor, clear. 2142 02:54:59,000 --> 02:54:59,380 How are you? 2143 02:54:59,380 --> 02:55:01,800 Welcome to the Thunderdome. 2144 02:55:05,900 --> 02:55:06,300 Right. 2145 02:55:06,420 --> 02:55:07,300 We're fucking... 2146 02:55:07,300 --> 02:55:08,340 We're looking good now. 2147 02:55:08,400 --> 02:55:09,080 We're in good shape. 2148 02:55:09,180 --> 02:55:10,900 We can reload this. 2149 02:55:12,800 --> 02:55:15,700 You seem to have a morbid fascination with the Oscars. 2150 02:55:25,540 --> 02:55:26,280 Where are you? 2151 02:55:26,640 --> 02:55:27,460 There you are. 2152 02:55:27,640 --> 02:55:28,900 How are you getting on, Puddin'? 2153 02:55:28,900 --> 02:55:32,320 Shot to the heart. 2154 02:55:32,320 --> 02:55:34,380 And you're too late. 2155 02:55:41,820 --> 02:55:45,240 I left a bit of food on a heart plate. 2156 02:55:47,400 --> 02:55:48,820 fucking powerful thighs. 2157 02:55:48,820 --> 02:55:52,020 He's got calves to beat the band. 2158 02:55:52,020 --> 02:55:56,880 He must be doing calf raises on a morning before he gets up to go kill people. 2159 02:55:57,880 --> 02:55:58,620 Fucking hell, man. 2160 02:55:58,820 --> 02:55:59,340 This guy. 2161 02:56:00,500 --> 02:56:01,920 This guy's got a swollen belly. 2162 02:56:01,920 --> 02:56:02,920 This guy's got a swollen belly man. 2163 02:56:02,920 --> 02:56:05,240 He's got deli belly. 2164 02:56:05,240 --> 02:56:07,300 He must have been drinking the water. 2165 02:56:07,300 --> 02:56:08,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2166 02:56:08,300 --> 02:56:08,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2167 02:56:08,300 --> 02:56:08,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2168 02:56:08,300 --> 02:56:08,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2169 02:56:08,300 --> 02:56:09,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2170 02:56:09,300 --> 02:56:10,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2171 02:56:10,300 --> 02:56:11,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2172 02:56:11,300 --> 02:56:12,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2173 02:56:12,300 --> 02:56:13,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2174 02:56:13,300 --> 02:56:14,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2175 02:56:14,300 --> 02:56:15,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2176 02:56:15,300 --> 02:56:16,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2177 02:56:16,300 --> 02:56:17,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2178 02:56:17,300 --> 02:56:18,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2179 02:56:18,300 --> 02:56:19,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2180 02:56:19,300 --> 02:56:20,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2181 02:56:20,300 --> 02:56:21,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2182 02:56:21,300 --> 02:56:22,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2183 02:56:22,300 --> 02:56:23,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2184 02:56:23,300 --> 02:56:24,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2185 02:56:24,300 --> 02:56:25,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2186 02:56:25,300 --> 02:56:26,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2187 02:56:26,300 --> 02:56:27,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2188 02:56:27,300 --> 02:56:28,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2189 02:56:28,300 --> 02:56:29,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2190 02:56:29,300 --> 02:56:30,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2191 02:56:30,300 --> 02:56:31,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2192 02:56:31,300 --> 02:56:32,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2193 02:56:32,300 --> 02:56:33,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2194 02:56:33,300 --> 02:56:34,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2195 02:56:34,300 --> 02:56:35,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2196 02:56:35,300 --> 02:56:36,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2197 02:56:36,300 --> 02:56:37,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2198 02:56:37,300 --> 02:56:38,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2199 02:56:38,300 --> 02:56:39,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2200 02:56:39,300 --> 02:56:40,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2201 02:56:40,300 --> 02:56:41,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2202 02:56:41,300 --> 02:56:42,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2203 02:56:42,300 --> 02:56:43,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2204 02:56:43,300 --> 02:56:44,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2205 02:56:44,300 --> 02:56:45,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2206 02:56:45,300 --> 02:56:46,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2207 02:56:46,300 --> 02:56:47,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2208 02:56:47,300 --> 02:56:48,300 He's got a swollen belly man. 2209 02:56:48,300 --> 02:56:59,300 It's a sports car Frank. 2210 02:56:59,300 --> 02:57:02,300 I met Bin Laden just before he died. 2211 02:57:02,300 --> 02:57:05,300 He was in a cave out in Torre Borough for a while. 2212 02:57:05,300 --> 02:57:08,300 Before the Yanks were fucking doing a bit of bombing down in Torre Borough. 2213 02:57:08,300 --> 02:57:10,300 They made Bin Laden. 2214 02:57:10,300 --> 02:57:12,300 Sure Bin Laden was in that cave. 2215 02:57:12,300 --> 02:57:15,300 When the Yanks were fucking playing fuck down there. 2216 02:57:15,300 --> 02:57:18,300 He had to get a camel out to Pakistan. 2217 02:57:18,300 --> 02:57:21,300 And he was living in a B&B then for a while. 2218 02:57:21,300 --> 02:57:23,300 And then he actually was on Daft. 2219 02:57:23,300 --> 02:57:27,300 After a while Bin Laden found a gaff on Daft. 2220 02:57:27,300 --> 02:57:28,300 For 600 a month. 2221 02:57:28,300 --> 02:57:31,300 And it was a fucking basement job. 2222 02:57:31,300 --> 02:57:32,300 Basement Jacks. 2223 02:57:32,300 --> 02:57:33,300 Literally. 2224 02:57:33,300 --> 02:57:36,300 A fucking toilet that was underground. 2225 02:57:36,300 --> 02:57:38,300 He was in that place. 2226 02:57:38,300 --> 02:57:39,300 For years like. 2227 02:57:39,300 --> 02:57:42,300 But he had a few episodes of the IT crowd and a few magazines. 2228 02:57:42,300 --> 02:57:44,300 He had a few shoot and match. 2229 02:57:44,300 --> 02:57:47,300 And he had a copy of 442. 2230 02:57:47,300 --> 02:57:50,300 He's a mad Everton fan as well. 2231 02:57:50,300 --> 02:57:54,300 And he actually had fucking Sky Sports. 2232 02:57:58,300 --> 02:58:01,300 Bin Laden was playing on the wing for Dundalk the last week. 2233 02:58:01,300 --> 02:58:05,300 And they're yet again another European qualifying round of football. 2234 02:58:05,300 --> 02:58:07,300 The perennial European qualifiers. 2235 02:58:07,300 --> 02:58:11,300 Looks like I need to insert car key. 2236 02:58:11,300 --> 02:58:17,300 There is a faint unpleasant odour coming from beyond the hall door. 2237 02:58:17,300 --> 02:58:18,300 Smells like garbage. 2238 02:58:18,300 --> 02:58:20,300 Great stuff. 2239 02:58:20,300 --> 02:58:21,300 Great stuff. 2240 02:58:21,300 --> 02:58:34,300 He had Simpsons hit and run on the PS2. 2241 02:58:34,300 --> 02:58:36,300 And he fucking 100%ed it man. 2242 02:58:36,300 --> 02:58:38,300 And then he also organized. 2243 02:58:38,300 --> 02:58:39,300 Jim Kemmy's resurrection. 2244 02:58:39,300 --> 02:58:39,300 An iconic score. 2245 02:58:39,300 --> 02:58:40,300 Smells like cabbage. 2246 02:58:40,300 --> 02:58:41,300 Right. 2247 02:58:41,300 --> 02:58:42,300 Let's. 2248 02:58:42,300 --> 02:58:43,300 Let's. 2249 02:58:43,300 --> 02:58:44,300 Let's. 2250 02:58:44,300 --> 02:58:45,300 Let's. 2251 02:58:45,300 --> 02:58:45,300 Let's. 2252 02:58:45,300 --> 02:58:46,300 Let's. 2253 02:58:46,300 --> 02:58:47,300 Let's. 2254 02:58:47,300 --> 02:58:48,300 We can't do that. 2255 02:58:48,300 --> 02:58:49,300 We can't. 2256 02:58:49,300 --> 02:58:50,300 Yeah. 2257 02:58:50,300 --> 02:58:51,300 Yeah. 2258 02:58:51,300 --> 02:58:58,300 Right, let's, let's, let's... 2259 02:59:00,820 --> 02:59:03,180 We can't do that, we can't, yeah, yeah, yeah. 2260 02:59:03,180 --> 02:59:05,180 Okay. 2261 02:59:05,180 --> 02:59:07,180 Okay. 2262 02:59:07,180 --> 02:59:09,180 *Sigh* 2263 02:59:29,180 --> 02:59:36,180 Operation the Cree, oh this is great stuff we could fucking- watch this Ratchet and Clank! Return of the Wank! 2264 02:59:36,180 --> 02:59:43,060 Can you not fucking drop that on their heads? 2265 02:59:43,240 --> 02:59:45,120 Oh, you can drop the tanks on their heads, I see. 2266 02:59:46,160 --> 02:59:47,840 I see, I see, I see, I see. 2267 02:59:48,200 --> 02:59:51,540 We might drop that, it'll pick it up. 2268 02:59:52,440 --> 02:59:53,360 Or maybe not. 2269 02:59:53,360 --> 03:00:12,620 What's that about? 2270 03:00:15,300 --> 03:00:16,740 These lads coming for me now, are they? 2271 03:00:17,000 --> 03:00:18,100 They're gonna tell more lies. 2272 03:00:18,100 --> 03:00:26,260 Chimkemi, of all due respect. 2273 03:00:27,080 --> 03:00:27,520 Whoa! 2274 03:00:27,860 --> 03:00:28,940 See the shimmy on him? 2275 03:00:35,040 --> 03:00:35,960 Fuck me, man. 2276 03:00:35,960 --> 03:00:55,220 You peddle lies. 2277 03:00:55,220 --> 03:01:04,060 The cape of good hope. 2278 03:01:05,680 --> 03:01:06,540 Fucking hell. 2279 03:01:06,540 --> 03:01:29,500 Eamon Dumpfy has had a fucking Eamon Dumpf valve installed on his on his ear that lets off a fucking 2280 03:01:29,500 --> 03:01:36,700 woo every time he makes a point on his podcast the stand which is a great podcast I must say 2281 03:01:36,700 --> 03:01:46,380 it's a great little addition because it keeps you interested as well just in case you've nodded off 2282 03:01:46,380 --> 03:01:50,340 Eamon Dumpf valve what's this take I've got an emerald 2283 03:01:50,340 --> 03:01:57,460 starting a new job in the morning viper gonna get to bed see you the next night pixies and 2284 03:01:57,460 --> 03:02:23,320 pencil special look and I hope the job goes well for you and remember and remember another thing and remember when you get in there in the morning good night and god bless special look if you enjoyed the work bye bye bye bye bye see you later what does it say there it's a waist up maybe it leads to the lower levels 2285 03:02:23,320 --> 03:02:28,660 it's a waist pit 2286 03:02:28,660 --> 03:02:37,940 I can hear the pitter patter not 2287 03:02:37,940 --> 03:02:43,360 of anything nice but of everything evil 2288 03:02:43,360 --> 03:03:06,780 check just a bunch of waist disposal records pass nothing useful here you're a journalist you've heard of research you're a journalist pat you've heard of research 2289 03:03:06,780 --> 03:03:12,120 thank you for your connor clear 2290 03:03:12,120 --> 03:03:15,420 how you keepin connor clear I hope you're well 2291 03:03:15,420 --> 03:03:24,740 oj recovered from his appendix but had to put suppositories up his bum which was funny when was this is this recently 2292 03:03:24,740 --> 03:03:41,080 guy's lula kicks started up a twitter account talking shite did he how a book that says how I did it you're telling lies again pat 2293 03:03:41,080 --> 03:03:46,920 keep an eye on your ammo says drew thanks drew yeah you're a 2294 03:03:46,920 --> 03:03:49,080 help me Leon oh 2295 03:03:49,080 --> 03:03:58,680 I wish I wish I had the old shotgun shells at zero zero left 2296 03:03:58,680 --> 03:04:11,420 Richie Sadler lord Sadler lord Richie Sadler lord Richie Sadler 2297 03:04:11,420 --> 03:04:35,820 you're gonna tell more lies fuck these fucking chumps chupa chump oh not so chumpy there oh 2298 03:04:35,820 --> 03:05:02,220 good night and god bless fucking yeah crown of thorns bullet brains they should rename you bullet brains because that's what you've got in you it's locked I need a car key where is the car key I have is it? 2299 03:05:02,220 --> 03:05:18,220 just before he died sorry we'll come back to you there Ash you're gonna have to wait for a while right 2300 03:05:18,220 --> 03:05:44,220 TV's Alan Hughes is after ya. TV3's. Virgin Media 1's Alan Hughes is after ya man. 2301 03:05:44,220 --> 03:06:10,220 Look at these fucking electro boys. Do you like electronica do ya? Do you like Milo's destroy rock and roll do ya? Do you like the sneaker pimps? 2302 03:06:10,220 --> 03:06:12,220 Oh yeah. 2303 03:06:12,220 --> 03:06:14,220 Oh yeah. 2304 03:06:14,220 --> 03:06:16,220 Oh yeah. 2305 03:06:16,220 --> 03:06:18,220 Oh yeah. 2306 03:06:18,220 --> 03:06:20,220 Oh yeah. 2307 03:06:20,220 --> 03:06:20,220 Oh yeah. 2308 03:06:20,220 --> 03:06:20,220 Oh yeah. 2309 03:06:20,220 --> 03:06:22,220 Oh yeah. 2310 03:06:22,220 --> 03:06:24,220 Oh yeah. 2311 03:06:24,220 --> 03:06:45,280 DJ Lethal from Limp Bizkit is going to be holding a radical new seance in the TF in Castlevary next week. 2312 03:06:45,280 --> 03:07:14,080 Oh come hell. 2313 03:07:14,080 --> 03:07:21,520 clear thank you very much Connor I appreciate that I hope you're having a 2314 03:07:21,520 --> 03:07:27,400 wonderful Tuesday morning can you say hello to Joe Troy he's tremendous fun 2315 03:07:27,400 --> 03:07:35,840 loves a bit of snorkeling well hello Joe hello Joe hope you're keeping well Troy 2316 03:07:35,840 --> 03:07:44,060 was that you in the big wooden horse a few thousand millennia ago did you 2317 03:07:44,060 --> 03:07:48,460 hear the boys got they've built a built a huge fucking wooden horse and it's got a 2318 03:07:48,460 --> 03:07:51,620 dump valve in it they're gonna go through the city of Troy and once they do it's 2319 03:07:51,620 --> 03:08:08,460 gonna go whoa whoa load of lads inside it the problem with the horse the Troy horse 2320 03:08:08,460 --> 03:08:16,420 was they fucking fit a dump valve into the horse and sure did this spartans 2321 03:08:16,420 --> 03:08:24,120 heard it is it disparate and does it the lads inside Troy could hear them coming 2322 03:08:24,120 --> 03:08:48,240 because of the dumb valve like you know only up the door I met him just before he died the Trojans 2323 03:08:48,240 --> 03:08:54,960 the Trojans yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Abe's Odyssey did you read the is the historian fucking and a 2324 03:08:54,960 --> 03:09:01,560 video gamer as well Abe's Odyssey he wrote the fucking book Herodotus and Abe the guy from the 2325 03:09:01,560 --> 03:09:10,380 PlayStation 1 for the Romans and had PlayStation as well you know it just wasn't called PlayStation 2326 03:09:10,380 --> 03:09:24,780 back out the wrong door and he just go back in there Frank Pat with all due respect is a relation of 2327 03:09:24,780 --> 03:09:39,180 Frank of course the Romans invented Romano's pizza you're right as well as Ray Romano from everybody 2328 03:09:39,180 --> 03:09:52,920 loves Raymond everybody loves Raymond was a smash ace in Rome circa 250 BC come on cons oh no I've got it 2329 03:09:52,920 --> 03:09:57,900 you can't get him we might we might run away fast enough if we can't 2330 03:10:11,340 --> 03:10:20,880 need to get rid of some of the lesions don't worry the pain is only temporary come through the the door 2331 03:10:20,880 --> 03:10:28,020 again that's it I think he might have a few on his back there's him just before he died I think he might 2332 03:10:28,020 --> 03:10:35,340 regenerate oh he's not gonna come through there he's not gonna come through there you can shoot the key at 2333 03:10:35,340 --> 03:10:51,940 can you fuck oh hey I wasn't really spooked by that that was a fucking play 2334 03:10:51,940 --> 03:11:11,740 acting for entertainment of the stream usually the stream the Turks invented oh why did I do that 2335 03:11:20,460 --> 03:11:28,620 run rabbit run we'll say you can shoot the fucking key I don't know about that 2336 03:11:31,140 --> 03:11:36,080 you're fucking joking man and you were joking 2337 03:11:48,980 --> 03:11:57,140 question Tarantino what acting you should be with that actually should be the question Tarantino film I don't know ask the question tell them no lies 2338 03:12:03,140 --> 03:12:11,300 you should look the pain on his back I understand a though but I have to get the fucking cabbage patch kids turn 2339 03:12:11,300 --> 03:12:20,900 around because I can't what am I meant to do mine throw is an option are you serious what from here 2340 03:12:20,900 --> 03:12:34,460 little booming Tommy Wiseau is a part sweet talk it into giving you the key shoot his legs castle town of the night of course they come off to the fuck they regenerate today mind art 2341 03:12:34,460 --> 03:12:42,620 take him to the cloud 2342 03:12:42,620 --> 03:12:46,620 great story mind art to the dude 2343 03:12:46,620 --> 03:12:58,300 I haven't played this in a decade don't rely on my Intel and he can't shot he likes or use grenades mega chair to 2344 03:12:58,300 --> 03:13:06,400 Ian watch how are you thank you very much how's the old lady getting on the Illuminati not too bad 2345 03:13:06,400 --> 03:13:18,480 haven't heard from her in a while now but she sends her love and best wishes shoot him in the 2346 03:13:18,480 --> 03:13:24,420 gooch to stop the waft striker to the shin and knock him over lonely donkey I don't have any more 2347 03:13:24,420 --> 03:13:47,100 striker runs I do oh what then you shoot the fucker in the back of this fuck 2348 03:13:47,100 --> 03:14:10,220 my pedals down there now well maybe I can fucking use some pedals Sam pedal green oh fuck it 2349 03:14:10,220 --> 03:14:24,540 still able to make a play in the ball well this will help though won't it he gets up to this one 2350 03:14:24,540 --> 03:14:28,540 quickly takes after it nice little touch 2351 03:14:28,540 --> 03:14:38,860 salad hold 2352 03:14:38,860 --> 03:15:02,860 I'm gonna clear thank you I've been I've an awful dose of scum bum you say I hope you're okay man I hope you're getting that scene to or not I wouldn't want to be the person on on the seeing end anyway what would you what kind of profession is that where you have to look at people's arses after a night on the piece solid turbocharger says Gavin McCree 2353 03:15:02,860 --> 03:15:14,540 the old Cleveland steamer I know how do you do this now because this door if I open the door he whacks me 2354 03:15:19,020 --> 03:15:20,700 just look at all the lab instruments 2355 03:15:27,260 --> 03:15:30,620 give it a knock the old donkey punch don't invite him in obviously 2356 03:15:36,700 --> 03:15:48,060 oh I see why did I fucking reload the cunt give him one of these give him one of these simple it's simple it's effective and it works get the fuck away from me 2357 03:15:51,340 --> 03:16:01,180 now where are you we want to hear from you give your mother a ring she's worried just before you die 2358 03:16:05,180 --> 03:16:13,260 oh wow look at that that's a great little move isn't it he did well to do that he's got form 2359 03:16:15,340 --> 03:16:22,380 it's a bad habit just before he died just before he cried 2360 03:16:27,180 --> 03:16:28,860 no way is he is he dead is he 2361 03:16:31,500 --> 03:16:32,860 easy gun spanglered 2362 03:16:39,900 --> 03:16:45,500 i was with him just before he cried oh great so i didn't need to uh 2363 03:16:49,900 --> 03:16:50,700 need to do anything 2364 03:16:56,460 --> 03:16:57,820 thanks very much conor clear 2365 03:17:05,580 --> 03:17:08,700 how's the mental health says james it's middling 2366 03:17:10,620 --> 03:17:17,260 getting there wouldn't you like to be flying the whole time you know flying form 2367 03:17:17,260 --> 03:17:18,620 amazing form 2368 03:17:22,620 --> 03:17:23,980 invincibility form 2369 03:17:33,260 --> 03:17:34,860 imagine leon's mental health now 2370 03:17:37,580 --> 03:17:41,100 he'd like to he should just fucking take it easy maybe go for a nap in one of the 2371 03:17:41,100 --> 03:17:46,620 fucking refreezer rooms get a nice jacket for himself and stick on a fucking podcast 2372 03:17:48,540 --> 03:17:50,540 you know and then come then go back to it then 2373 03:17:58,940 --> 03:18:04,700 leon needs to listen to talk himself up in bed with a couple of jordan b peterson fucking podcasts 2374 03:18:09,740 --> 03:18:14,620 preferably the one where he has joe rogan on it or if he doesn't have that the joe rogan podcast 2375 03:18:14,620 --> 03:18:24,780 preferably the one where he has jbp on it 2376 03:18:24,780 --> 03:18:47,060 What are they growing in this petri dish? Who gives a fuck man? Just find the girl. There's no point in querying any of this shit. Can I even slice that? 2377 03:18:47,060 --> 03:19:15,940 What? Froyol. Frozen yogurt inside there. Says that boy. Yogurt. Rogan Frozer. Joe Rogan's funky Froyol house. 2378 03:19:15,940 --> 03:19:44,340 Did you see Jordan B. Pearson on fucking Dragon's Den the last day? He was selling some sauce that you put on the fucking Sunday dinner. And he also was selling a contraption that cleans, it like just sweeps dust. It was just a dustpan and brush. 2379 03:19:44,340 --> 03:19:53,920 But he said it was the Clean Your Room Spectacular 5000. And it was going to not only clean your room, but it was going to help a generation of young men come to terms with their reality of life. 2380 03:19:57,200 --> 03:20:02,380 I'm going on an ayahuasca retreat with Shane Long in the morning. I need to go to bed, man. 2381 03:20:03,780 --> 03:20:07,220 You need to have at least eight hours before you go on an ayahuasca retreat, man. 2382 03:20:08,720 --> 03:20:09,660 Did he fuck? 2383 03:20:09,660 --> 03:20:09,720 Fuck. 2384 03:20:09,720 --> 03:20:18,900 Yeah, yeah, lobster brains. 2385 03:20:21,100 --> 03:20:22,620 Harness the power of your inner demon. 2386 03:20:23,660 --> 03:20:27,440 In battle, he is as if possessed by a demon. 2387 03:20:29,660 --> 03:20:33,120 Liquid Snake never heeded the warning of Vulcan Raven. 2388 03:20:35,400 --> 03:20:38,040 It would be wise not to underestimate him. 2389 03:20:38,460 --> 03:20:43,280 In battle, he is as if possessed by a demon. 2390 03:20:47,720 --> 03:20:48,200 Aracon. 2391 03:20:49,660 --> 03:20:50,180 Wait. 2392 03:20:53,180 --> 03:20:56,340 Jordan B. Pearson is live streaming Metal Gear Solid 1. 2393 03:20:56,780 --> 03:20:58,380 He's going to be doing it on extreme mode. 2394 03:21:01,720 --> 03:21:08,520 Time fucking splitters 2 playing in the background on a separate CRT monitor just for the sake of it. 2395 03:21:10,240 --> 03:21:12,960 All donations go towards his new book. 2396 03:21:15,240 --> 03:21:17,780 Do you ever listen to that band shooting crows, man? 2397 03:21:18,920 --> 03:21:19,780 They were shite. 2398 03:21:23,220 --> 03:21:24,040 Look at that, man. 2399 03:21:24,060 --> 03:21:25,960 The crows have stuff for you when you shoot them. 2400 03:21:26,940 --> 03:21:28,480 The crows had gold on them, man. 2401 03:21:29,160 --> 03:21:29,980 Crow for gold. 2402 03:21:32,380 --> 03:21:33,480 It was a gold bar. 2403 03:21:34,300 --> 03:21:36,140 You could have called it a fucking crow bar. 2404 03:21:37,880 --> 03:21:38,260 Huh? 2405 03:21:39,620 --> 03:21:48,420 In battle, he is as if possessed by Jerry Hannon. 2406 03:21:48,960 --> 03:21:50,520 You're going to tell more lies. 2407 03:21:51,780 --> 03:21:55,860 In battle, it would be wise not to underestimate his lies. 2408 03:21:57,940 --> 03:21:58,200 Colonel. 2409 03:21:59,200 --> 03:21:59,680 Jerry. 2410 03:21:59,680 --> 03:22:00,800 Jerry Hannon. 2411 03:22:02,480 --> 03:22:02,840 Colonel. 2412 03:22:03,840 --> 03:22:05,600 Jerry Hannon is in the next room. 2413 03:22:08,040 --> 03:22:09,720 Hootie and the Blowfish, Colonel. 2414 03:22:11,540 --> 03:22:15,340 Jerry Hallowell has a copy of Beyond the Hall Door. 2415 03:22:16,340 --> 03:22:17,240 I'm going in. 2416 03:22:20,900 --> 03:22:22,760 Zombo says the impression is not half bad. 2417 03:22:22,840 --> 03:22:23,380 What about this? 2418 03:22:23,480 --> 03:22:25,700 The ASMR fucking version of it. 2419 03:22:26,660 --> 03:22:27,060 Colonel. 2420 03:22:28,120 --> 03:22:29,180 Jerry Hannon is in the next room. 2421 03:22:29,180 --> 03:22:30,680 It's Psycho Hannon. 2422 03:22:35,980 --> 03:22:39,740 Dude, I told you when you got to the graveyard in the original church. 2423 03:22:40,160 --> 03:22:40,980 Shoot the crows. 2424 03:22:41,320 --> 03:22:41,560 Alright. 2425 03:22:41,880 --> 03:22:42,380 Thanks, Holly. 2426 03:22:42,780 --> 03:22:43,680 You've been with us in the... 2427 03:22:43,680 --> 03:22:44,020 You're in... 2428 03:22:44,020 --> 03:22:45,180 You're in for the long haul. 2429 03:22:45,760 --> 03:22:46,640 So to speak. 2430 03:22:48,820 --> 03:22:52,680 Got some rare shit on sale on Dundeel Stranger. 2431 03:22:53,680 --> 03:22:56,220 I've got a rake of stuff on Dundeel, man. 2432 03:22:58,480 --> 03:23:00,380 But I'm living in Australia now. 2433 03:23:01,280 --> 03:23:03,360 The lads call me Crocodile Dundeel. 2434 03:23:03,360 --> 03:23:03,360 The lads call me Crocodile Dundeel. 2435 03:23:18,240 --> 03:23:19,740 That's some good hitting again. 2436 03:23:19,840 --> 03:23:22,560 Ostapenko just so dangerous when she's inside the court. 2437 03:23:22,560 --> 03:23:22,940 Get back, Ostapenko. 2438 03:23:22,940 --> 03:23:42,400 Well, the good news is the operation was a success. 2439 03:23:42,400 --> 03:23:45,600 We managed to replace your penis with a dump valve. 2440 03:23:48,440 --> 03:23:49,960 Now, will we buy this? 2441 03:23:50,920 --> 03:23:53,020 Will we buy this stuff off this man, will we? 2442 03:23:53,320 --> 03:23:54,960 Or will we fucking let him off? 2443 03:23:58,100 --> 03:23:58,940 What are you selling? 2444 03:23:59,080 --> 03:23:59,680 Fuck all, man. 2445 03:24:01,720 --> 03:24:03,400 Maybe we'll sell that golden lynx. 2446 03:24:04,400 --> 03:24:06,560 Connor Clear, thank you very much. 2447 03:24:07,500 --> 03:24:08,340 You're a good man. 2448 03:24:11,340 --> 03:24:19,700 Apparently, they're holding the All-Ireland replay in Everly. 2449 03:24:20,300 --> 03:24:21,320 In Everly Gardens. 2450 03:24:25,640 --> 03:24:26,800 Buy the tack vest. 2451 03:24:27,620 --> 03:24:28,620 Is there a tack vest? 2452 03:24:29,480 --> 03:24:30,500 What are you buying? 2453 03:24:30,500 --> 03:24:30,980 Oh, there is. 2454 03:24:33,320 --> 03:24:34,500 I don't have the fucking... 2455 03:24:36,240 --> 03:24:37,840 I don't have the money. 2456 03:24:38,840 --> 03:24:39,460 I got the money. 2457 03:24:39,460 --> 03:24:43,100 Do you reckon we'll clock this now tonight? 2458 03:24:48,100 --> 03:24:48,580 Sell it. 2459 03:24:55,140 --> 03:24:56,680 Holly, I might play Nemesis. 2460 03:24:56,800 --> 03:24:57,620 It wasn't my favourite. 2461 03:24:57,760 --> 03:24:59,060 I didn't like it, to be honest. 2462 03:25:00,960 --> 03:25:01,880 As if I lie. 2463 03:25:03,200 --> 03:25:04,640 I'm going to tell more lies to you. 2464 03:25:04,840 --> 03:25:05,400 I liked it. 2465 03:25:05,720 --> 03:25:06,180 No, I didn't. 2466 03:25:06,180 --> 03:25:11,660 After Resident Evil 2, I thought that was the end of that generation's good games on that console. 2467 03:25:11,840 --> 03:25:18,420 And then Resident Evil 4 reignited the passion of the Christ, featuring Mel Gibson and Jerry Hannon. 2468 03:25:18,980 --> 03:25:23,200 And then, after Resi 4, 5, I didn't like. 2469 03:25:23,340 --> 03:25:24,460 I haven't clocked it. 2470 03:25:26,000 --> 03:25:27,900 So, 5 might be worth playing. 2471 03:25:27,900 --> 03:25:29,960 And then, 6. 2472 03:25:30,040 --> 03:25:30,580 What was 6? 2473 03:25:30,800 --> 03:25:32,080 I think 6 was shit, was it? 2474 03:25:32,900 --> 03:25:33,840 I think 6 was shit. 2475 03:25:34,380 --> 03:25:35,580 7 was the next one then. 2476 03:25:38,220 --> 03:25:38,580 Yeah. 2477 03:25:39,100 --> 03:25:40,280 7 was the next one then. 2478 03:25:42,560 --> 03:25:43,540 5 was wank. 2479 03:25:44,780 --> 03:25:48,340 I didn't see if anyone said they'd play Killer 7 on the Wii. 2480 03:25:49,860 --> 03:25:50,460 Do you remember? 2481 03:25:50,600 --> 03:25:56,640 There was another one that was like comic book, Sin City style, stylized, black and white. 2482 03:25:57,740 --> 03:25:58,620 What was that called? 2483 03:26:00,160 --> 03:26:01,400 Did you ever play Silent Hill 1? 2484 03:26:02,300 --> 03:26:03,720 Yeah, I've got it and I've played it. 2485 03:26:04,100 --> 03:26:04,640 It was class. 2486 03:26:05,220 --> 03:26:05,880 It was very scary. 2487 03:26:07,760 --> 03:26:08,800 Silent Hill Streams. 2488 03:26:09,020 --> 03:26:09,880 Yeah, I did one. 2489 03:26:09,980 --> 03:26:10,560 I started one. 2490 03:26:10,660 --> 03:26:12,380 I've started three and I've yet to finish it. 2491 03:26:16,740 --> 03:26:18,200 6 is hilarious, is it? 2492 03:26:18,500 --> 03:26:20,420 What the fuck happened in 6? 2493 03:26:20,900 --> 03:26:21,760 I cannot remember. 2494 03:26:22,700 --> 03:26:23,660 Resident Evil 6. 2495 03:26:25,620 --> 03:26:26,640 Resident Evil 6. 2496 03:26:26,700 --> 03:26:27,420 What happened in that? 2497 03:26:31,620 --> 03:26:32,820 What the fuck happened in that? 2498 03:26:33,420 --> 03:26:34,600 Krogoski, thank you very much. 2499 03:26:37,280 --> 03:26:39,040 I haven't played Rust, but I will. 2500 03:26:39,180 --> 03:26:39,520 I'll get it. 2501 03:26:40,400 --> 03:26:42,420 I might play DayZ on the PC. 2502 03:26:43,180 --> 03:26:45,800 I came out for the PS4 recently enough. 2503 03:26:45,920 --> 03:26:46,860 People said it was shite. 2504 03:26:50,620 --> 03:26:51,740 Just tell me something. 2505 03:26:52,040 --> 03:26:54,300 Because I can't use the internet because it'll fuck up the stream. 2506 03:26:54,960 --> 03:26:56,720 Can you tell me what happened in 6? 2507 03:26:56,880 --> 03:26:57,560 What was the... 2508 03:26:57,560 --> 03:26:58,620 That's not the Africa one. 2509 03:26:58,840 --> 03:27:00,140 Connor Clear, thank you very much. 2510 03:27:01,980 --> 03:27:03,280 5 was the Africa one. 2511 03:27:03,820 --> 03:27:04,220 6. 2512 03:27:06,000 --> 03:27:07,400 They went back to Raccoon City. 2513 03:27:07,620 --> 03:27:08,620 Something to do with Wesker. 2514 03:27:09,000 --> 03:27:09,920 Utter car crash. 2515 03:27:10,200 --> 03:27:10,680 Are you serious? 2516 03:27:11,200 --> 03:27:12,100 Was it called 6? 2517 03:27:12,160 --> 03:27:13,300 Was it called Resident Evil 6? 2518 03:27:14,140 --> 03:27:15,780 6 is a decent action game. 2519 03:27:16,200 --> 03:27:16,940 Shit, Resident Evil. 2520 03:27:17,360 --> 03:27:19,760 Shelley Birkin's back and you play as Wesker's... 2521 03:27:20,860 --> 03:27:21,760 As Wesker. 2522 03:27:22,000 --> 03:27:22,700 Wesker's bastard. 2523 03:27:23,460 --> 03:27:24,440 6 was a heap of trash. 2524 03:27:26,740 --> 03:27:27,120 It was. 2525 03:27:28,300 --> 03:27:29,720 Mad World was the Wii game, yeah. 2526 03:27:30,560 --> 03:27:31,040 Good game. 2527 03:27:31,900 --> 03:27:34,060 I wonder if I could do a stream Wii games. 2528 03:27:34,060 --> 03:27:38,780 There's a Wii in the attic at home, alright. 2529 03:27:39,060 --> 03:27:41,220 Escape from Tarkov, I've heard, is amazing, Brian. 2530 03:27:43,720 --> 03:27:49,060 But it sounds like it'd be one of these where I play it and I can't talk or... 2531 03:27:49,060 --> 03:27:51,480 You know, gather thoughts. 2532 03:27:59,680 --> 03:28:01,100 Here's another one now, right. 2533 03:28:01,660 --> 03:28:02,680 If you went to Hong Kong... 2534 03:28:04,360 --> 03:28:08,680 And you bought... 2535 03:28:10,400 --> 03:28:12,680 If you went to Hong Kong, would they let you... 2536 03:28:13,340 --> 03:28:16,400 Do you know in China the way they fucking restrict access to the internet? 2537 03:28:16,700 --> 03:28:17,680 If you went to Hong Kong now... 2538 03:28:18,680 --> 03:28:21,660 Would you be able to do a live stream from Hong Kong? 2539 03:28:22,220 --> 03:28:23,020 on the street? 2540 03:28:27,460 --> 03:28:28,720 Or did they block that? 2541 03:28:31,440 --> 03:28:33,640 I'm not about live streaming games. 2542 03:28:33,720 --> 03:28:35,580 I'm not about live streaming IRL. 2543 03:28:42,060 --> 03:28:42,540 VPN. 2544 03:28:42,540 --> 03:28:43,540 VPN. 2545 03:28:54,460 --> 03:29:00,620 Yeah, the news reporters are sending back dispatches, Samantha, to news stations, but I don't know if they're doing live streams, are they? 2546 03:29:12,460 --> 03:29:17,740 Like I haven't seen anybody doing live streams from Hong Kong. 2547 03:29:19,740 --> 03:29:32,900 I looked, I put it into Twitch last night, Hong Kong, and there was just like one stream that was an amalgamation, like it had four videos playing at the same time of different news stations, but there was nobody doing live streaming. 2548 03:29:37,700 --> 03:29:38,540 Anyway, fuck it. 2549 03:29:39,000 --> 03:29:39,860 We'll go, we'll go. 2550 03:29:42,380 --> 03:29:49,380 What the fuck is that? 2551 03:29:49,440 --> 03:29:50,020 Bottle caps. 2552 03:29:50,100 --> 03:29:55,820 Oh, you get these from the, doing the shooting range. 2553 03:29:57,420 --> 03:29:59,400 Chinese have their own YouTube, their own Twitch. 2554 03:30:00,260 --> 03:30:05,820 But I thought, um, Hong Kongers are free. 2555 03:30:12,300 --> 03:30:17,660 I know, Eric, but I mean, even as a, they're trying to show the world what's going on. 2556 03:30:18,080 --> 03:30:21,760 You'd think they'd use the platforms the rest of the world are using, not the ones that they're using. 2557 03:30:24,820 --> 03:30:25,860 What are you buying? 2558 03:30:25,860 --> 03:30:27,420 What are you buying? 2559 03:30:31,620 --> 03:30:33,840 They could locate you easily from a live stream. 2560 03:30:33,840 --> 03:30:35,480 Would they stop it though? 2561 03:30:39,480 --> 03:30:40,940 What the fuck am I doing here? 2562 03:30:40,940 --> 03:30:42,440 I'm going to keep grooving. 2563 03:30:42,980 --> 03:30:46,040 Because every time I stop to talk to that book, I, uh, I lose time. 2564 03:30:46,560 --> 03:30:48,900 We could be, I think we're near the end. 2565 03:30:49,340 --> 03:31:00,440 They could block you getting out, would they? 2566 03:31:00,440 --> 03:31:00,440 They could block you getting out, would they? 2567 03:31:00,440 --> 03:31:21,880 There's a new documentary on YouTube called American Factory about Chinese factory in America. 2568 03:31:21,880 --> 03:31:22,320 It's good. 2569 03:31:22,700 --> 03:31:23,720 Thank you very much, Tip. 2570 03:31:23,800 --> 03:31:24,520 I will watch that. 2571 03:31:24,520 --> 03:31:41,440 This is Leon. 2572 03:31:41,680 --> 03:31:42,380 Request backup. 2573 03:31:42,380 --> 03:31:44,320 I repeat, request backup. 2574 03:31:48,920 --> 03:31:49,600 Watch out! 2575 03:31:49,640 --> 03:31:50,980 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down! 2576 03:31:51,060 --> 03:31:51,400 We'll get out! 2577 03:31:51,400 --> 03:31:59,800 Take my face off the screen for that fighter jet. 2578 03:32:02,860 --> 03:32:05,460 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? 2579 03:32:06,240 --> 03:32:08,000 Because that stuff was a blast. 2580 03:32:10,640 --> 03:32:12,600 The radio signal is being jammed. 2581 03:32:12,640 --> 03:32:13,860 I can't contact my people. 2582 03:32:14,420 --> 03:32:19,860 I think you need to go down to the merchant of Ennis and get an RPG for the final boss battle. 2583 03:32:20,420 --> 03:32:21,340 I think we're near the end. 2584 03:32:21,340 --> 03:32:29,820 I did complete Shenmue in the end, Ben Hogan. 2585 03:32:29,920 --> 03:32:31,200 It was very, very tiresome. 2586 03:32:31,440 --> 03:32:38,000 The end of Shenmue 2 was just you in mainland China going down guarded paths. 2587 03:32:38,300 --> 03:32:42,460 Literally being led down a guarded path numerous times. 2588 03:32:43,260 --> 03:32:57,180 it was it was cause cuntish cuntish mayfield move on up maybe i should have bought some aid spray up 2589 03:32:57,180 --> 03:33:06,860 your man i would morgan i consider playing all that stuff and watching more youtube clips as 2590 03:33:06,860 --> 03:33:16,860 well but i don't have the bandwidth does anybody have uh gigabit broadband and the 2.4 gigahertz 2591 03:33:16,860 --> 03:33:27,740 connection has gone to shit vodafone what are you buying that's what's happened to me is that old 2592 03:33:27,740 --> 03:33:35,100 stranger thank you 2593 03:33:39,500 --> 03:33:40,700 what are you buying 2594 03:33:45,180 --> 03:33:51,820 is that old stranger thank you is that old thank you 2595 03:33:58,700 --> 03:34:05,900 photo phone or off the sketch wi-fi or cable it's wi-fi i know i should be lan based but i'm not 2596 03:34:06,860 --> 03:34:10,540 landy from shenmui stole the fucking land cable man 2597 03:34:13,020 --> 03:34:20,860 and i'm ghost lord gosh wi-fi is the way to go 2598 03:34:26,700 --> 03:34:34,860 it is unfeasible at the moment yeah 2599 03:34:34,860 --> 03:35:00,860 president's daughter oh yeah where is she and how do i get into that gap that she's in 2600 03:35:00,860 --> 03:35:12,540 uh 2601 03:35:16,300 --> 03:35:16,540 ah 2602 03:35:20,460 --> 03:35:25,100 something in here i have to do that i haven't done we're nearly there with the fucking final furlong 2603 03:35:27,740 --> 03:35:28,460 duncan stewart 2604 03:35:33,100 --> 03:35:41,420 angel it leans 2605 03:35:55,500 --> 03:35:59,260 oh yeah that'll do nice bit of herb bit of a typewriter too 2606 03:36:03,260 --> 03:36:09,180 i don't know what's ahead and i'm scared to be alone ross 2607 03:36:17,180 --> 03:36:43,260 i don't want to be alone oh my god these guys are insane someone's purring again like a little cat 2608 03:36:43,260 --> 03:36:56,940 oh my god these guys are insane i don't know what's ahead of the way i'm scared to be alone rossomers 2609 03:36:56,940 --> 03:36:58,940 these guys are fucking shkummers 2610 03:37:06,220 --> 03:37:07,980 This'll do. This'll do. 2611 03:37:13,980 --> 03:37:16,140 Here's one. For the ages. 2612 03:37:18,320 --> 03:37:19,680 Here's another one. 2613 03:37:20,120 --> 03:37:21,520 From Moira Gallagher. 2614 03:37:23,580 --> 03:37:25,320 That's from Moira Gallagher. 2615 03:37:28,380 --> 03:37:30,600 Yo, it's my boy, Green Herb. 2616 03:37:31,720 --> 03:37:32,200 Yous. 2617 03:37:33,020 --> 03:37:34,880 You. Are. A liar. 2618 03:37:35,460 --> 03:37:37,100 You tell nothing but lie. 2619 03:37:40,420 --> 03:37:43,480 Andrew's ashes. Angel of the lanes, Colonel. 2620 03:37:44,020 --> 03:37:45,400 It's the angel of the lanes. 2621 03:37:45,400 --> 03:38:08,560 Where is the girl? 2622 03:38:08,640 --> 03:38:24,160 Thanks, Megachare2. I would've really done with that information, uh... 2623 03:38:24,160 --> 03:38:27,560 since the beginning of the game. 2624 03:38:29,660 --> 03:38:35,080 Goodnight and God bless, Kevin. Goodnight and God bless. See you later, man. Good luck. 2625 03:38:35,080 --> 03:38:48,940 I'm getting too fucking loud. 2626 03:38:48,940 --> 03:38:51,880 It's scary if she's throwing left. 2627 03:38:52,540 --> 03:38:54,240 Why not? Why not? Why not? 2628 03:39:07,680 --> 03:39:09,220 Where the fuck am I going? 2629 03:39:09,220 --> 03:39:26,780 Go back. Do I go back? 2630 03:39:28,780 --> 03:39:30,540 Where is she? Is she down here? 2631 03:39:30,540 --> 03:39:52,660 Angel of the games. 2632 03:39:54,720 --> 03:39:56,360 Oh, fucking miles away. 2633 03:39:57,660 --> 03:39:58,920 Fucking miles away. 2634 03:39:58,920 --> 03:40:00,920 Okay. 2635 03:40:00,920 --> 03:40:30,900 Thank you. 2636 03:40:30,900 --> 03:40:31,760 Too far back. 2637 03:40:31,760 --> 03:41:01,740 Too far back. 2638 03:41:01,740 --> 03:41:21,700 Oh. 2639 03:41:21,700 --> 03:41:25,700 What? 2640 03:41:25,700 --> 03:41:26,160 No. 2641 03:41:29,060 --> 03:41:29,780 Finally. 2642 03:41:40,280 --> 03:41:41,980 Just before he died. 2643 03:41:42,980 --> 03:41:43,420 You okay? 2644 03:41:45,200 --> 03:41:45,780 Come on. 2645 03:41:46,200 --> 03:41:46,980 Let's get out of here. 2646 03:41:54,980 --> 03:41:55,920 We're gonna do it. 2647 03:41:55,920 --> 03:42:24,680 Paper planes? 2648 03:42:24,680 --> 03:42:34,680 M.I.A. Sealed with a kiss? 2649 03:42:34,680 --> 03:42:38,920 Perhaps you've figured it out already but you might be able to get out of here using the 2650 03:42:38,920 --> 03:42:53,440 angel of the waste disposal vent. 2651 03:42:53,440 --> 03:42:54,440 Oh my god. 2652 03:42:54,440 --> 03:42:54,440 You're spiky lads. 2653 03:42:54,440 --> 03:42:55,440 Not more of them. 2654 03:42:55,440 --> 03:43:03,440 They're gonna tell more spikes. 2655 03:43:03,440 --> 03:43:30,920 Oh my f**k's head, you're spiky lads, not more of them. They're gonna tell more spikes. The problem is I have only a first aid can. A can of lynx. I don't want to use that until I'm on a death's door. 2656 03:43:32,480 --> 03:43:45,980 You've gone arseways again, have I? I think this is the right way. I think this is the right way now. 2657 03:43:59,100 --> 03:44:16,980 Jump down the garbage chute with the crane. The cranes. Fuck. Yeah, cranes. 2658 03:44:27,100 --> 03:44:39,080 Love kicking the doors in. Smashing them in. Are you sure now we go down to the cranes? I don't want to go all the way back down to the f**king cranes. 2659 03:44:41,580 --> 03:44:49,860 I might just go up to where I was gonna end it. End the game that is. 2660 03:45:01,500 --> 03:45:03,100 Hang on a f**king second. 2661 03:45:06,780 --> 03:45:12,500 Where was the boss that I had to fight in this game? Where it's like the soldier guy? 2662 03:45:25,500 --> 03:45:29,000 Are you sure I can't bring Ashley up here now and it works? 2663 03:45:36,180 --> 03:45:37,740 Oh, for f**k's sake. 2664 03:45:51,420 --> 03:45:53,420 I'm fucking wrecked. 2665 03:46:08,420 --> 03:46:11,420 Three or four boss fights left. Fuck this, I'm off to bed. 2666 03:46:13,420 --> 03:46:15,420 I'm off to bed. 2667 03:46:15,420 --> 03:46:17,420 Schkempie fries. 2668 03:46:17,420 --> 03:46:29,420 I can't do this tonight. It's gonna take too much out of me. 2669 03:46:32,420 --> 03:46:36,420 I'm already... I don't know where the fuck I am, man. I don't know where I am. 2670 03:46:42,420 --> 03:46:44,420 I'd sleep when you're dead. 2671 03:46:44,420 --> 03:46:51,420 I used to think that was a cool thing to say and I once said it in a group of people and they said, "That's fucking stupid, man." 2672 03:46:51,420 --> 03:46:56,420 And someone said, "I'd actually quite like to sleep now, to be honest." 2673 03:46:58,420 --> 03:47:02,420 "There's still a fair bit left. Actually, leave it." says Mulkeen. Good man. 2674 03:47:05,420 --> 03:47:11,420 You know, you know, other people fucking... like, they'd want to see you die playing the fucking thing, like, you know. 2675 03:47:16,420 --> 03:47:18,420 I'm in a fucking trance. 2676 03:47:18,420 --> 03:47:20,420 I'm in a fucking trance now. 2677 03:47:20,420 --> 03:47:25,420 Was that after the Dead Seal? No, but it would have been in and around the same time. 2678 03:47:26,420 --> 03:47:27,420 Look it. 2679 03:47:28,420 --> 03:47:29,420 We'll fucking... 2680 03:47:30,420 --> 03:47:31,420 Leave it be, so. 2681 03:47:32,420 --> 03:47:33,420 We'll see you later on. 2682 03:47:34,420 --> 03:47:37,420 And honest to God, we'll clock this the next... 2683 03:47:40,420 --> 03:47:42,420 The next time we're here, we'll clock it. 2684 03:47:42,420 --> 03:47:43,420 Hard style. 2685 03:47:48,420 --> 03:47:49,420 It's okay. 2686 03:47:50,420 --> 03:47:51,420 There's plenty of a drama. 2687 03:47:55,420 --> 03:47:56,420 When I slather hope... 2688 03:47:58,420 --> 03:48:00,420 Good night and God bless. We'll see you later on. 2689 03:48:03,420 --> 03:48:04,420 Good night and God bless. 2690 03:48:04,420 --> 03:48:05,420 Good night and God bless. 2691 03:48:11,420 --> 03:48:12,420 Good night and God bless. 2692 03:48:12,420 --> 03:48:13,420 Good night and God bless. 2693 03:48:14,420 --> 03:48:15,420 Good night and God bless. 2694 03:48:16,420 --> 03:48:16,420 Good night and God bless. 2695 03:48:16,420 --> 03:48:17,420 Good night and God bless. 2696 03:48:17,420 --> 03:48:18,420 Good night and God bless. 2697 03:48:18,420 --> 03:48:40,040 Thank you.