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*Sigh*

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When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields,

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there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace,

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and setting fire to them.

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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

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While I'm waiting for that baby to get going,

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I do a few rolls on the ground,

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and a few reptilius repetitions, just to get the blood flowing.

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Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

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You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft.

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Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the plates.

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This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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So dangerous when she's inside the court.

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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Trying to move in front. And she does with an ace.

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Well this will help though won't it? Gee, gets up to this one quickly, takes after it.

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Nice little touch.

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*Sigh*

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The late Jim Kemmie said that Frank's book was an accurate portrayal of the way things were in the lanes of Limerick of their mutual youth.

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Pat, with all due respect, Jim Kemmie is a close friend of Frank's.

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No he isn't, I met him just before he died, so you're a liar.

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I can't believe a word that comes out of your mouth. You're a liar.

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bit of cozy survival going on nothing too strenuous chill out chillax chillax the

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cacks sit back relax pull out your sack and sit back relax and sit back Ross

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Reynolds how are you just playing this an hour ago a lot of walking and running and drinking and eating

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hitting zombies yeah well that's the that's all we're doing here it's nothing it's it's not guns

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blazing so to speak this isn't Leon S Kennedy changing his name to herb during the week in

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fucking Molesville Street this is pure survival i'm gonna find a chicken and we're gonna cook that

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chicken on the fire and we don't want to get shot either we're all on our lonesome in the middle of

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a fucking zombie nation man post-soviet Russia look Lenin and the boys is after you

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fucking Lenin and McCartney what a partnership it's a shame about the communism though

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it's a shame that the fucking communists

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uh the capitalists got to fucking Lenin outside his apartment in new york

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because Vladimir Lenin was fucking sent over to new york by Putin and the Beatles to do a bit of sound

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checking and uh he was staying in Manhattan i believe uh Vladimir Lenin and uh he could he could

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anyway he comes out the apartment and he's heading down to uh buy to buy some beers from the deli

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and some fucking crackpot lunatic come pops out of the woodwork and is like hello Lenin

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do you want a fucking lemon and Lenin's like no man i'm gonna have to get some beers

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and he he goes i'll give you a lemon anyway Lenin and he goes i don't want a lemon man i'm gonna have to

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fucking get a few scoops like anyway your man pulls out not a lemon pulls out a

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a fucking pistol two bullets to the back of the cion two fucking creamy ones to the back of the slug case

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that was Lenin and McCartney that was the end of the partnership there like you know

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McCartney went on to do some fucking amazing work with his missus

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who went by the name of Linda vegetable sausage McCartney and she was amazing now she did great work in the

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she did great backing vocals she couldn't fucking sing a note but she could make a sausage and she was

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doing great work on McCartney's sausage that's why he got with her

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um and they produced Stella McCartney who is a fashionista extraordinaire she has teamed up with

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adidas to make some amazing adidas clothes with the three stripes on with Stella McCartney's

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individual touch as well

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fantastic shit and you can buy that stuff if you want if you're a woman and you can spend a lot of money on

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that and it'll cost more than a normal adidas clothes which already cost too much money for what they are

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they're made in wherever the fuck is stan by poor children probably and then they're the so they're sold on the cost of that labor that cheap child labor

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is passed on to the cons is isn't passed on to the consumer

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it's passed on to the pockets do you know of uh the the bad boys had their meals not so much derma connelly that was the second one now she uh she got her money's worth anyway she managed to get out of that she got out of that one alive

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you playing pc or are you on the old console says luke luke willis i want to tell you something willis

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what you saying willis i'm uh i'm on the pc

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i'm on the pc adidas Stella McCartney were made by five-year-olds in antarctica apparently they look like

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someone has took a sharpie to a pair of leggings says lucy thanks for tuning in lucy and oh oh 106

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thank you for tip wow tip hardman thank you very much and it's a glorious tip from a fella from tip

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self-proclaimed hardman is my mic hot is it

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is my microphone hot microphone check one two what is this

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the fife doggy back with the roughneck business world's angriest man thank you very much man on

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train to mayo loses the plot haven't seen that is that a new video is it is it up there with the lewis

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your camera isn't working laughing man i know laughing man because it's a it's a no camera stream

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it's a no camera stream ghost bob thank you very much ghost bob and world's angriest man and tip hard

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man let boxes from car know that the fight coming in the car park tip hard man will take you down

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thank you very much thank you for your glorious tip mama duck thank you very much for the mama the mama duck bucks

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i feel like uh uncle quacker in duck tales i think that was his name wasn't it or was it donald duck we

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don't know maybe it was uncle quacker who sang follow me everything will be all right i'll be the one to keep

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keep you warm at night you won't find nobody else like me uh thank you very much for that mayo has trains

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it does yeah welcome to the stream this is a chill out stream now we're finding a chicken we're gonna

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cut the we're gonna cut him up unfortunately that's the way that things go because i have an apple in the

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spud i lie down now i'll show you what i have here now i tell you what i managed to get my hands on now an

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old fucking pristine spud and uh oh yeah i have a i have a pepper in the i have a pepper in the pouch too

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a bit of strawberry jam some powdered milk that's good but it'll dehydrate you

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i'm on the i'm on the multi vitamins as well that i got from tesco's uh mega stuff

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bit of morphine uh adrenaline in case shit goes down

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chlorine in case i get poison from shitty water but i don't i'm not going to be drinking from ponds or

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or streams i've got two plastic bottles i'd like to get my hands on a what you might call those things

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things that you have those those vessels that you have for the water and you can carry them on your side

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a canteen

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will you accept a 35 cent tip finn i won't i there's nothing i won't accept finn

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uh but i i think the machine might not uh accept that because the machine has to paypal has to make their

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little bit of whatever it is that goes through if you're paying with paypal so

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they won't take that i think it has to be like a minimum of 80 cent or something or a euro or something

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but it doesn't you don't have to tip like you know you can still watch this this isn't going to end

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if you don't tip this stream here isn't going to finish yeah i mean you're not going to be blocked out from

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the uh from the stream i heard a chicken over here oh i heard a cock there's a zombie there

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i don't think he's seen me he has seen me yeah yeah i think he has seen i think he's goosed

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i think he's been on the chats he's on the come down

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he's had a heavy sesh thank you for your glorious tip

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human he's a human of the set

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do you reckon he'll maybe if i move away he won't follow i've never had this happen to me before

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anaconda g thank you very much and ricky

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miss you stole a bit of your content for steely dan meme steely higgins that's cool i don't know what

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that means but thank you i don't know why that memes but thank you very much and anaconda g thank you

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very much as well very very kind of you

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he's stuck in a k-hole says brian prior

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we can move on anyway we i don't think

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see if i the other thing is if you uh if you aggravate the zombies then they're gonna alert

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other players and the the thing about this is the zombies aren't the thing you need to be worried about

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it's the other players because they're they're cons like most of them come you don't know you can't

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trust anyone you know there's a lot of paranoia going on

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we're not gonna find any chickens in here anyway we find well there's another spud

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there's a couple of spuds in the pouch

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two objectives i would like to achieve are uh or three is find an ak-47 so i can put these little

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bits and pieces on them uh two find and harvest and eat a chicken on over a fire and three create a box

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so i can store all all these items because i'm running around with all these look at this backpack

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it's too big it's like i'm going into real i need to get rid of it and it's it's it's

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with my stamina which is down here as well so i need to i need to uh lighten up lighten the load

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so to speak

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can you ask your uncle tommy if i'm allowed to use his streams in a remix yeah i suppose yeah

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i i don't think he has a clue what's going on in the world of tech

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so i mean you're free to do anything i suppose

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but don't quote me on that but i do say that lightly but don't quote me

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she's gone so she she's gone a wall

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who way le poulet which is french for where is the chicken and i i've only just thought of that there

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which is a great little situation because it rhymes and that hacksaw now that will allow us to uh

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cut up any logs into planks so i can make the boxes to bury the shit

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i heard footsteps there footsteps

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down that town there now there could be a few dodgeballers in that

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luke willis how are you um you seem to know the stuff you seem to know everything in the what's going on there

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tell me this and tell me no more luke

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tell me this and tell me no more what the fuck was i gonna ask you i forgot now

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i forgot what i was gonna ask because i'm making such a big deal about asking you

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um

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oh yeah where would i where what kind of can i uh do i chop down a tree now to get logs is it

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because i've used i've chopped a bush up and i like fontaine chopped bush uh i've chopped bush but i've

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only got sticks out of that what i'm after now is a couple of big logs do you know

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thank you very much west side is the best side i you do thanks luke you need yourself a big axe to

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chop the trees oh i have that look at this axe now splitting axe

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fucking split someone's cabbage with that

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west side is the best side thank you very much west side is the best side emmerdale farm has seen better

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days zach dingle is after you

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zach

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and hillary and harmony

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kane dingle

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kane dingle and the ian brown conspiracy theories

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we find a chicken and then we'll head out and get the logs cut

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and i just heard a gunshot there i don't know where it's where it was but it's making me jumpy

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yeah i've got the matches and the rags gimp the matches and the rags are got

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oh

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zambo zambo over there kern craft 4000 zombie nation

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*Clickey sounds*

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Is that a coop is it? No pooch, no pooch in the hut. I wouldn't kill the pooch if there were poochs in it. I'd probably keep the dog. It'd be great to have a little pet. Fucking wolfhound would you? You had a German Shepherd going around the gap with a German Shepherd.

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Just mauling cunts.

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Bit of mass over there. Or is it a... could be a Muslim sort of job, is it? We don't know.

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No time for prayers anyway. Prayers won't save you out in the wilds.

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I think it's a full server or yeah. So it could be game over pretty soon. Look your man's still in the K-hole down there. We might give him a bit of a K-hole surprise. We might give him a Kellogg's Corn... Cornshank.

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How are you father? Great, great weather out father.

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He's nothing on him. Waste of time that book. Waste of time.

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Veteran...

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Uh, weed man. Thank you very much vet. I'll bet you're not a vet. Maybe you are.

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I wonder if any vets came back from Vietnam and then trained as veterinarians... veterinarians like for pets. Became like pet vets.

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I wonder did Carola go... Carola how are ya? Were you in Vietnam by any chance the last day?

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I thought it was you yeah!

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Thank you very much Knight Sky City and Carola.

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Did Ali G do that vet joke did he?

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I suppose it's...

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Asking to be med.

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Thank you very much for your glorious tip, Macron show.

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And uh...

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Many happy returns to ya.

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And all the best.

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How are y'all there? Sean?

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Where's Connor Williams been missing the hucklebooking?

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He's uh...

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He's in Japan man.

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He's giving the uh...

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The Irish squad team talks

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Or uh...

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He's their pump man.

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He gets them pumped up at half time.

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And he's also uh...

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Making their meals as well.

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*Clickey sounds*

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With specially selected ingredients

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Flown in from Fallon and Byrne.

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Which have also...

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Which have had their ingredients

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Flown in from Japan.

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That's how...

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Special the meal is that they're...

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He's cooking up for them.

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*Clickey sounds*

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*Clickey sounds*

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Time for a bit of lamb shank.

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*Clickey sounds*

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*Clickey sounds*

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*Clickey sounds*

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How does she not see me?

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*Clickey sounds*

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Beanie go...

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Nice beanie hat anyway.

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beanie hat anyway. Can't hear any chickatees. The Ivan Yates cookbook. He's got the Ivan

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Yates cookbook out. He actually reads the team passages from the Ivan Yates cookbook at

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half time and they're just recipes. Recipes from the hard shoulder. But it seems to do

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the trick. It didn't do the trick against Japan though. But it will definitely do the

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trick against Russia because they're not good apparently.

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They're as good as I am at finding chickatees. Uh oh. The Jerry Adams cookbook RS is probably

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like the anarchist cookbook. Except you can't prove that Jerry Adams actually wrote it. But

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his fucking, the clues are all over, his prints are all over it but there's just no proving

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that he actually did write it. Steve Jennings, how the hell are you man? Long time no see.

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Maybe there's some elk or deer or other things that I can, uh, I can crucify. The late Jim

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Kemmy said that Frank's book was an accurate portrayal of the way things were at that time. Of their

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mutual youth. Pat, with all due respect, Jim Kemmy had never skinned a chicken alive and survived in the

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wilderness. I can't believe a word that comes out of your mouth, Jim. My name is Pat, not Jim.

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Uh, Jim, Frank, Frank, because Frank, Jesus Christ up in heaven. How old are you? Irrelevant. You hammered

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your mother. You depicted your mother as a lazy, loose-marled, good-for-nothing whore. You want your mother an apology?

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You want your mother an apology? Get out of the open. I know I'm out the fucking open, man. I'm trying to find a chicken

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to harvest. Either a chicken or a pig or a cow. It doesn't matter to me. I just want to kill some meat.

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Imagine getting one of those. Imagine getting one of those. Imagine getting that. The right side of that. To the, to the between the eyes bit. Imagine wearing those, man. They're fucking Welly Harold's. You told Welly Harold. You told Welly Harold. This man said. This man said. This man. Shh. Shh. You've made your point.

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You've made your point. Shh. He spends his time in America reminiscing about his miserable childhood back home. He spends his time in America reminiscing in pubs. Such disdain. He had such disdain for the man.

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He spends his time in pubs. Such disdain for the man. He spends his time talking shite in pubs in America.

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Are you okay? Laughing man. I'm, I'm okay. Are you okay? Is everything okay, man? Is everyone okay?

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I'd hate to think you weren't okay? I'd hate to think you weren't okay. The whole flipping way.

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Where the fuck are the chickens, man? This is a joke.

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Misery times three. All the flipping way. Shocked face. Shocked face emoji.

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Because Frank.

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Jesus Christ. Up in heaven.

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Necrophilia.

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I do. I like women.

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I love women.

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Necrophilia.

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Fucking hell, look at that lad.

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And the one I'm married to now is gonna last forever because something, something, I make up a false name. I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

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What are you ordering from Macari's tonight, Rog? I'm gonna order a wagon wheel pizza. I will order a wagon wheel pizza from Mazzoni's for the late Jim Kemmy.

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Thank you for your glorious tip.

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Hash for, hash for sale. Hash for sale. Thanks very much.

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Ah, Hashford Castle. We're going getting blazed up in Ashford Castle tonight, man.

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The boys are renaming it. Hashford Castle.

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Thank you for your glorious tip.

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Kazuma Kiryu. Thank you very much. Did you see it's season two of Disenchantment? There's a scene at the end of the first episode that's being stolen from the late, late show.

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If you don't want to click the link, it's been thanking Jerry for hammering her mother. No way.

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I'm gonna have a look at that when I've got the time. But right now, I need to consult the late Jim Kemmy about a chicken. Cut bush.

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It's pissing down. Luke Willis, what happens if it's pissing down? Do I need to get out the rain or will I catch a cold?

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The not so late Pat Kenny mentioned something in passing about the late Jim Kemmy.

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It's a news talk riddle.

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What's that? Another saw, which I can't pick up because it's glitched. Oh no, I can't. I think that's better than the hacksaw.

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Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I don't know, fuck it. I'll keep the hacksaw.

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You'll be waterlogged. Okay, I'll get inside just before I die.

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What's this?

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Eight bullets for the IJ-70.

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What pistol am I packing?

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The CR-75. I see.

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CR-75.

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See, this is why I want to craft a box to bury this shite.

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I'll take that torch.

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Keep that for later.

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I'll stick a battery in that.

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I will take that as well.

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All this stuff can go into the box.

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Skate helmet?

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No need.

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I'm already wearing a tactical helmet.

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With an old gas mask.

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Now, if I can find night vision goggles,

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I can stick night vision goggles on that.

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But I'm not going to find them unless I can get to the military base.

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I can't go to the military base when it's a full server and I'm on my own.

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Because I'll just get blasted.

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So I need to bide my time.

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Maybe head over there.

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Maybe there's a chicken over there.

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Our next guest...

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Our next guest comes all the way from America.

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His next book is called Tiz...

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Your book is going to be called Tizn't.

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It's called Tizn My Ass.

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I thought it was going to be called Tizn't.

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Thanks very much, Kazoo McIriou, for your generous tip.

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And...

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And...

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Pakkenny.

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Ringworm.

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Ringworm for the stingworm.

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Fucking hammering down.

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It's hammering.

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Alright, we might sit in here and eat a bit of fucking potato or something until it passes off.

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Have a look now.

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Let's have a munch of this spud.

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Lots of nutrients in the spud.

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Doesn't even look cooked.

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You know the French call spuds...

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Spud's...

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Palm de terre.

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Apple of the ground.

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I interviewed over 70 French people.

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I interviewed...

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Marie Gareur.

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And she referred to the potato...

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As the...

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Apple of the ground.

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How old are you?

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Irrelevant.

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An elephant.

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Why are you so obsessed with me?

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What animal are you?

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An elephant.

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You are a...

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You are a lion.

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You...

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You...

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Are...

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A lion.

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You have a lovely silky mane.

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You never discussed it.

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You never discussed it.

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Why?

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What's a balaclava?

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Here we go.

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I wonder can you stick the balaclava on under the mask?

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Or is that asking for trouble?

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can you put the fucking thing on the mask can you put that on that no no no no no no no no no no no

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no yeah yeah check him out now man the funk's old brother right about now the funk's old brother

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there's probably no need for the the gas mask is there uh willis mr willis thank you very much pat

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kenny ringworm

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and in the boom time

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put the potato on the pistol for a silencer

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no way

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you can't be serious john mackenroll

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ah you made me do it you made me look like a right fucking lemon

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you made me look like a right fucking tiger

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i like the gas mask you know but this is more menacing i've got a bit of a cut lip there

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bit of a cut on the lip

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water water bottle and

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duct tape for a silencer can you fuck are you serious

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see you later see you later sorry had to be done

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you have nothing for me you are no use to me

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look at this chicken coop situation here and no chickens to be had

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not a chicken in sight fucking battery charger though if you want to charge your phone

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you can use that to start a car but i've no uh you use too many parts to start a car

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you need a radiator you need that you need a battery in itself

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there's loads of other shit you need for yourself look at this guy

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what the hell happened here

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bit of gem someone had a nosebleed

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someone had a bit of a nosebleed

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and uh

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and they dropped a bit on the floor

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look at this lad

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oh yeah

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do you want to come into the house

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i've got some jam

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do you want some jam

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really let down by the lack of chicken

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someone's in the house next be careful warren are you serious

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how do you know just see where we are now

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ultra hard is that way now

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there could be a chicken or two out this way

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according to the map

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those lads back there should be in direct provision the ones that i ended up bumping into

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uh oh

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look at her trying to start the fucking car

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she's she's not a brain cell

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she needs

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hello

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sorry do you need help with the car

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do you need help with your car

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there's a battery down there i see the battery down there i see the battery in the shit down there

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oh my god what have i done

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anything in the boot

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oh it's for it's first person gimped all so i i usually only play in first person because it's more uh

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it's more exciting

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oh can you hear that

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chicken time

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i heard a cockerel

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and when the cockerel crows three times i'll know that you've betrayed me

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so said jesus

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to a child

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according to george michael

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i think that was the lyrics

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like jesus to a child

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he said

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when a cockerel crows three times

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i'll know you've betrayed me

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and that child

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was judas

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would you believe it

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judas was hanging around with jesus

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who was a lot older than him

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and uh

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that was fine back in those times

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there weren't any raised eyebrows at that

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where is this chickatee where are you

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duct tape

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now we can

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we can utilize that

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i can hear a chicken up here

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i can

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there he is

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how are you doing

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are you well

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look i'm actually uh wondering

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do you know where the um

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do you know where the nearest car is

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thanks man

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sorry about that

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as if he'd know where the car was

446
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a fucking cockerel

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or a rooster

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whatever you want to call it

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now

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bit of meat

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bit of chicken steak there

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floating in there

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tasty times

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ahead

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i would imagine

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now this is why we need to

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we need to uh

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craft a box

459
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so we'll head into the forest

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and craft a box

461
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you can take the bones

462
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he had bones there as well

463
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i believe you can take bones

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and uh

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make fish hooks out of them

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don't quote me on that

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but i

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but that's the truth

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that's the god's honest

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i wouldn't

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lie to you

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but i've been known to tell a few

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porcupines in the past

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huh

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good luck

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see you later

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good luck

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fucking pissing down

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00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,780
i'm gonna have to stay in this house

480
00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:47,440
until we move into the forest

481
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:53,040
can you make stock

482
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,000
you probably could yeah

483
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,900
you'd need to cook

484
00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:56,480
you'd need to boil the uh

485
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,580
the bastard

486
00:42:57,580 --> 00:42:58,400
or you'd need to be a sword

487
00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:58,580
or you'd need to be a sword

488
00:42:58,580 --> 00:43:00,120
or you'd need to

489
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:00,620
wow

490
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:01,620
what's that

491
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:02,600
shotgun

492
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,240
i already have one

493
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:07,560
bk133

494
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,140
bk133

495
00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:09,640
i have no

496
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,360
no rounds for it

497
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,620
a glow stick

498
00:43:13,620 --> 00:43:14,640
we're not going raven

499
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,200
we're going to the boiler room

500
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:17,820
to see dart

501
00:43:17,820 --> 00:43:19,900
we might as well take the glow stick

502
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:20,760
eh

503
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,720
any chance of a q on tick

504
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:25,640
till i get my dole

505
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:26,660
yeah it's in the post

506
00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:29,940
it's in the post

507
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:30,980
and all you

508
00:43:30,980 --> 00:43:32,400
all there is in the post

509
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,000
is a white a4 page

510
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:35,680
folded up

511
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,160
and the letter q on that

512
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,920
you won't catch me

513
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,980
thank you for

514
00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:45,660
your glorious tip

515
00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:48,440
thank you steve jennings

516
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,240
for your glorious tip

517
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:53,580
very kind of you steve

518
00:43:53,580 --> 00:43:57,840
very very kind of you steve

519
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,460
there's a pumpkin headed lad

520
00:43:59,460 --> 00:43:59,980
on the server

521
00:43:59,980 --> 00:44:00,660
keep an eye out

522
00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:01,280
i hope not

523
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,620
that'd be terrifying

524
00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:04,960
thank you for

525
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,300
if anyone could make a

526
00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:09,080
jolly thank you very much

527
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,440
very very kind of you

528
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,540
space jam

529
00:44:11,540 --> 00:44:12,820
space jam 2

530
00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:13,820
jam boogaloo

531
00:44:13,820 --> 00:44:18,060
i believe i can fly

532
00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:19,300
did you watch the r kelly thing

533
00:44:19,300 --> 00:44:20,320
on fucking netflix

534
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,580
i've seen a bit of it now

535
00:44:23,580 --> 00:44:25,960
thank you for

536
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,660
your glorious tip

537
00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:28,800
eh bye pat

538
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,300
bye pat

539
00:44:31,300 --> 00:44:32,560
thank you very much

540
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,060
bye pat

541
00:44:33,060 --> 00:44:35,920
tickets are out next tuesday

542
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,040
i need to check

543
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,160
i can't open links

544
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,700
at the moment

545
00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:40,780
but i will

546
00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:42,700
and i'm looking forward

547
00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:43,700
to what that link is

548
00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:55,160
fuck it i'm just gonna

549
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,240
stay in here

550
00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:05,020
pat cox m.e.p here

551
00:45:05,020 --> 00:45:09,040
oh hello pat cox

552
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:14,340
bye pat

553
00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:15,960
i've just opened your thing

554
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,840
it's very funny

555
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:22,800
reservation dogs

556
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,720
starring tommy schlug

557
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:25,560
conor williams

558
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:26,340
viper higgins

559
00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:27,260
fontaine

560
00:45:27,260 --> 00:45:28,400
and the man in the shed

561
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:40,080
the man in the bed

562
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:44,140
that's gonna be the follow up

563
00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:44,500
i'd say

564
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:47,580
there's a raincoat there

565
00:45:47,580 --> 00:45:50,700
you stick the fucking raincoat on

566
00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:52,360
you'll keep yourself dry enough

567
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,740
in the wet weather i'd say

568
00:45:53,740 --> 00:45:54,040
oh

569
00:45:54,040 --> 00:46:09,740
eat some of this jam

570
00:46:09,740 --> 00:46:13,620
it looks like fucking

571
00:46:13,620 --> 00:46:16,200
swarfaga hand wash

572
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,900
that you use after fucking

573
00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,240
doing a bit of metal working

574
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:26,980
prevents dermatitis and the like

575
00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:32,260
now into the woods we go

576
00:46:32,260 --> 00:46:38,860
into the forest we go

577
00:46:38,860 --> 00:46:42,520
i have a mozen rifle with a scope on that

578
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,040
so i mean

579
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,760
if we go into the forest near the airstrip

580
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,200
we could potentially uh

581
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,060
pick off some losers

582
00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:53,780
while we feast on chicken breasts

583
00:46:53,780 --> 00:46:56,520
roasted over the fire

584
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,440
i'm new to this game as well

585
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,120
so the concept of making friends

586
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,280
and hanging out in crews

587
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,720
it's a it's a it's an alien situation to me

588
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:06,320
i'm not really

589
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,560
i don't really know

590
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,440
whether i'd like to do that

591
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,380
i'd probably just like to go it alone at the moment

592
00:47:12,380 --> 00:47:15,520
i spent most of yesterday evening

593
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,500
or the evening before that

594
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:21,480
uh getting to the airbase with this character

595
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:25,680
and raiding the the stock

596
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:26,900
uh oh

597
00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:31,040
shots shots fired over at the airfield

598
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:40,180
did you hear that

599
00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:42,100
it's getting fucking tasty down there

600
00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:45,780
i'll get myself up to high ground

601
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:47,720
jesus

602
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:55,320
someone's got

603
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,780
that's an svd rifle

604
00:47:57,780 --> 00:47:59,300
uh says luke willis

605
00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:03,120
luke it's fucking brilliant man having you here on the chat

606
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:03,940
you know it all

607
00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:07,320
and also you're like the colonel in metal gear solid

608
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,760
or you're like master miller

609
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:10,800
let's hope luke

610
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,320
that by the end of the session

611
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,100
you don't turn out to be a nemesis of mine

612
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:18,840
all along you've actually been a nemesis

613
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,660
all along you were eddie durkin

614
00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:29,900
it's me brother

615
00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:32,260
snake

616
00:48:32,260 --> 00:48:34,940
you have been talking to

617
00:48:34,940 --> 00:48:37,260
it's me

618
00:48:37,260 --> 00:48:37,980
you can't

619
00:48:37,980 --> 00:48:44,440
metal gear higgins

620
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:44,440
metal gear higgins

621
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:50,420
there might be a few fucking dodgeballers down here

622
00:48:50,420 --> 00:48:52,220
so we will whip out our mozen

623
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:56,940
and she's got a sweet little acog type thing on it

624
00:48:56,940 --> 00:49:24,520
it's me

625
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,840
brother

626
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,340
is that a map

627
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:31,260
more chlorine

628
00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:35,660
negative

629
00:49:35,660 --> 00:49:46,980
box of matches

630
00:49:46,980 --> 00:49:47,120
box of matches

631
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:54,200
i'm not gonna climb that tower luke

632
00:49:54,200 --> 00:50:01,260
otacon could you lend us a tenner

633
00:50:01,260 --> 00:50:07,020
why is the rain

634
00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:07,380
it keeps

635
00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:09,340
it keeps stopping and starting again

636
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:16,900
it's me

637
00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:18,820
you

638
00:50:18,820 --> 00:50:20,000
you header

639
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:26,800
i'm safe enough inside a box up here

640
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:27,740
on top of the fucking

641
00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:29,140
the mountain top

642
00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:33,020
i might just stay inside the box for the rest of the foreseeable hay

643
00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:38,980
i might just stay inside the box man

644
00:50:38,980 --> 00:50:47,620
look at this lad

645
00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:48,300
fucking

646
00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:51,300
this is gonna be the border next month

647
00:50:51,300 --> 00:50:55,300
this is gonna be the border next month

648
00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:57,900
brexit

649
00:50:57,900 --> 00:51:04,900
this is a this isn't called day z this is a a glimpse of the upcoming brexit border scenario

650
00:51:04,900 --> 00:51:30,220
there's gonna be lads live streaming themselves fucking uh doing paramilitary exercises on twitch they're gonna have live view solo rigged up to a sony as 300 and they're gonna be they're gonna have two 4g modems which are gonna be live streaming to twitch in fucking hd it's gonna be unreal

651
00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:40,040
thank you for your anaconda g anaconda g z in the heezy

652
00:51:40,040 --> 00:52:00,100
thank you very much i'm uh i'm not sure which one of these i picked up or i filled myself i think i filled that one myself and this one i picked up and you want to be careful

653
00:52:00,100 --> 00:52:03,980
about uh drinking water you find because it could be contaminated

654
00:52:03,980 --> 00:52:09,920
thank you for your glorious tip

655
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:14,520
wrangles you hammered your mother thank you very much wrangles

656
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,800
rain rangers wrangles

657
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:25,880
anyone else thinks the donation jingle sounds like the intro to the kooks naive

658
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:29,760
probably probably does

659
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:49,100
your glorious tip for your glorious tip should we hit well let me just see what that sounds like thank you very much ganley's outer space tours and redsy baby and redsy baby will you tell shane to let me transport my surfboard on his car he works for board nemona and is afraid of eastern europe and thinks it'll look phallic on the roof

660
00:52:49,100 --> 00:52:52,980
thank you for your glorious tip

661
00:52:52,980 --> 00:52:55,480
ganley thank you very much ganley

662
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:59,240
kooks naive

663
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:01,980
here we go

664
00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:11,760
Thank you for there you go

665
00:53:18,540 --> 00:53:20,720
Thanks for the tip now. Yeah

666
00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:29,740
Thanks for the tip. Yeah

667
00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:38,280
Now you might just fucking take a lot of this and see how we get on

668
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,560
There's a valley gown

669
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:57,620
Dushed away the cobwebs anyway, I'd say might take the last bite of the spud to see how we get on with that

670
00:53:59,060 --> 00:54:01,060
That's a tasty little endeavor

671
00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:19,200
Morgan wellish thank you very much Morgan well, and a big big big thank you to you and the welches and you are a liar

672
00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:21,500
Thank you very much

673
00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:27,520
I think the rain is stopping now we can we can head out

674
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:33,500
It's fine sort of rain. It's not heavy, but it's still gonna. You're still gonna get wet

675
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:45,040
The late I gotta stop saying it

676
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:51,180
Gotta stop saying it I find it's a real comfort to quote the video

677
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:57,640
Incessantly and I I it makes me happy if there's a if there's a

678
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,940
Day a moment during the day when things aren't

679
00:55:03,020 --> 00:55:11,360
Would would that be poisonous for this the late Jim kemmy said that the red pine mushroom was a a brittle mushroom filled with milky fluid

680
00:55:12,860 --> 00:55:14,860
surprisingly tasty

681
00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:23,580
We might take that so it's mushroom season. I do find the coating the videos it helps it helps me along the way

682
00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:31,820
But it's becoming a bit of an obsession now and an addiction I think everything is addictive in its own way

683
00:55:37,020 --> 00:55:43,180
Well not everything but I mean you you pass you've heard your you've heard of research you know what I'm talking about?

684
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:50,540
If you enjoy something then it could become addictive like drugs or whoa

685
00:55:56,620 --> 00:55:59,680
Hello is anybody there hello?

686
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,560
Wow look at this fuck

687
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:19,560
Damaged worn

688
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:28,280
762.544 what's what what guns that for 762?

689
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,280
762

690
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,080
762 what's that for is that for the fucking

691
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
308 win

692
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:43,080
762 that's for me that's for me yes

693
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:49,040
Yes, and I'll take those and I'll take those

694
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:56,180
Do I need those 380s do I do they do they go in my pistol?

695
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,200
9 19 millimeter Parabellum

696
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:27,220
ACOG for the M4.

697
00:57:27,220 --> 00:57:29,140
Stab West.

698
00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:30,140
Stab West.

699
00:57:30,140 --> 00:57:31,140
Stab West.

700
00:57:31,140 --> 00:57:32,140
Stab West.

701
00:57:32,140 --> 00:57:33,140
Stab West.

702
00:57:33,140 --> 00:57:34,140
Fuckin' I'm getting damp.

703
00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:43,780
Maybe if I'm in the tent I won't get damp.

704
00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:48,320
I think someone's gonna come out and pop a few slugs into my brain pipe now.

705
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,920
I need to get out of here fast.

706
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:51,920
But with what?

707
00:57:51,920 --> 00:58:08,920
Can you pull the door down on the thing?

708
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,680
I take these fuckin' rounds as well.

709
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,920
You never know when you might need them.

710
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:16,920
It's deadly dangerous.

711
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:17,920
Buckshot.

712
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:28,920
I love when you find a nice little situation like this.

713
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:31,920
And it doesn't happen often Pat.

714
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:38,920
I have to tell you I was stuck out in the fuckin' back beyond there for a while.

715
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:39,920
Pristine.

716
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,920
Don't need another one.

717
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:42,920
Warn.

718
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,920
FX Buckley.

719
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:46,920
Butchers.

720
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,920
Pig's head in the window.

721
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,920
Poor piggy.

722
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:53,920
Poor pig had it coming to him.

723
00:58:53,920 --> 00:59:07,920
Can you pull the fuckin' door down on this can you?

724
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:08,920
You can.

725
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:14,920
Will they know I'm in the tent if I pull the door down?

726
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:15,920
Uh oh.

727
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:16,920
Someone's here.

728
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:17,920
Someone's here.

729
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:34,920
Thank you for your glorious tip.

730
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:35,920
Fast.

731
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:36,920
Fast ones.

732
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:37,920
Thank you.

733
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:44,920
Shall I leave the hood open?

734
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,920
Shall I leave the hood open?

735
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:47,920
Shall I leave the hood open?

736
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:51,920
Imagine he was there then.

737
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:55,920
Thank you for your glorious tip.

738
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,920
Thank you very much for your glorious tip.

739
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:05,920
Fuckin' swap.

740
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:28,720
I can't, I've no fucking mo- oh no. I'm fucked. Thank you for your glorious tip. Thank you very much for your glorious tip. What the fuck is that man? I'm getting cold.

741
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:56,260
I like the sound of that. I'm getting cold. How do I get warm now? I'm getting wet. I'm wet and cold. How do I get warm? Will I go? Will I? I'll fuck off. Will I? I'll come back. I'll come back. I'll come back. I'll run away and come back. I'll run away and light a fire and come back.

742
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,760
Where is the building where I can light a fire?

743
01:01:21,540 --> 01:01:22,700
Where was that tower?

744
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:31,160
Where was the tower?

745
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,200
Use your fire lighters.

746
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:39,860
Haha.

747
01:01:40,860 --> 01:01:42,920
Does anybody have a box of drummer?

748
01:01:43,380 --> 01:01:46,420
Thank you very much Ronan, Ronan and Nathan.

749
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,040
Nathan Heron.

750
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:49,980
Thank you very much.

751
01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:51,240
You all Heron.

752
01:01:51,780 --> 01:01:56,280
I seen you stalking the riverbanks the last day Nathan, did I?

753
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,420
Solid snake you hammered your brother.

754
01:02:02,420 --> 01:02:04,360
Thank you for your time.

755
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:05,300
Jimmy Jesus.

756
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:05,360
Jimmy Jesus.

757
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:16,640
Jimmy Jesus. How are you? Are you still to watch your video that you made? Shout out to the churn... churnerous crew. Churno is the name of this place I think.

758
01:02:18,100 --> 01:02:21,600
Churnerous crew. The mod back in the day was better than the full game.

759
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:31,080
I had to walk away from it. I was shit at it. I never got this far where I was tooled up like this.

760
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:36,520
Okay, we need to go and light a fire. We're getting warmer again now so...

761
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:46,520
It is back there up there. I thought there was a person there. It's fucking scary enough.

762
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:53,260
Ah.

763
01:02:56,540 --> 01:03:01,720
I thought the tent was up there. I thought it was called Tisnt.

764
01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:12,020
Where's the deep forest like, you know?

765
01:03:16,420 --> 01:03:18,420
Ah, where's the fucking deep forest, man?

766
01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:40,340
Just pissing down the... Pissing, pissing, pissing rain the whole flipping way.

767
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:46,980
Miserable days. Miserable people of churnerous.

768
01:03:48,180 --> 01:03:50,260
Miserable post-Soviet atmosphere.

769
01:03:52,740 --> 01:03:55,740
Now this is a good spot, I think, for a fire up by these trees.

770
01:03:55,740 --> 01:03:57,140
Lovely trees.

771
01:03:58,100 --> 01:04:00,100
Lovely grass. Lovely leaves.

772
01:04:02,180 --> 01:04:03,420
Lovely atmosphere.

773
01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:09,180
Maybe down there. Look, it's dense.

774
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:11,120
It's got some density to it.

775
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:17,440
Lovely trees. Lovely atmosphere.

776
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:19,440
Lovely atmosphere.

777
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:22,400
Nice spot for a picnic.

778
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:26,400
Nice spot for a picnic.

779
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:29,440
Nice night for a walk.

780
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:37,040
Right. This is it down here.

781
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:42,800
Let's get... Let's bust out a fire, man.

782
01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:44,880
Get the fucking fire started, man.

783
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:46,320
Prodigy. Keith Flint.

784
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:47,500
Have you got a bit of Flint?

785
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:50,200
Have you got a bit of Keith to shout the fire?

786
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:53,060
Rest in peace.

787
01:04:53,300 --> 01:04:54,420
Rest in peace, Keith.

788
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,240
Keith Flint is after you.

789
01:04:58,660 --> 01:04:59,220
And...

790
01:04:59,220 --> 01:05:01,000
We also will need a bit of kindling.

791
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:01,080
Okay.

792
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:09,800
It's fucking raining again.

793
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,400
Might be hard to light a fire in this...

794
01:05:16,540 --> 01:05:17,720
Environment.

795
01:05:17,860 --> 01:05:18,940
Is that a snake on the ground?

796
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:22,360
Are there pine cones?

797
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:37,120
fucking hell

798
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:38,620
there's gonna be no

799
01:05:38,620 --> 01:05:40,380
it's rain rain rain

800
01:05:40,380 --> 01:05:41,540
the whole flipping way

801
01:05:41,540 --> 01:05:47,320
is that the same town I was in

802
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:49,320
Okay.

803
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,320
Okay.

804
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:53,320
Okay.

805
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:55,320
Okay.

806
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:57,320
Okay.

807
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,320
Okay.

808
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:27,320
Okay.

809
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,320
I thought I saw someone in the window up there.

810
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,320
It was just a bit of dirt.

811
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:35,320
Bit of dirt on the scope.

812
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:53,320
The bogey men are in town.

813
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,320
Okay.

814
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:07,320
This isn't the same town because there's a police station here and there wasn't a police station in the last town I was in.

815
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:09,320
Oh there was actually yeah.

816
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:11,320
But I don't think this is it.

817
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:13,320
It's a police station in most towns I'd say.

818
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:21,320
Okay.

819
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:27,320
Okay.

820
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:29,320
Okay.

821
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:31,320
Okay.

822
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,320
Okay.

823
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:33,320
Okay.

824
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:35,320
Okay.

825
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:37,320
Okay.

826
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,320
Okay.

827
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:39,320
Okay.

828
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:41,320
Okay.

829
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,320
Okay.

830
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:43,320
Okay.

831
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,320
Okay.

832
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:45,320
Okay.

833
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,320
Okay.

834
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:49,320
Okay.

835
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,320
Okay.

836
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:51,320
Okay.

837
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:53,320
Okay.

838
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:58,800
But the Yanks are saying they won't fucking trade with Britain.

839
01:08:00,860 --> 01:08:03,900
If the Good Friday Agreement isn't honored.

840
01:08:04,060 --> 01:08:06,460
So, I mean, I don't know how that's going to play out.

841
01:08:07,060 --> 01:08:10,820
Although, I don't think they have a fucking clue what they're talking about, the Americans, sometimes.

842
01:08:10,980 --> 01:08:12,020
Why am I picking that up?

843
01:08:12,020 --> 01:08:13,300
I have two of those.

844
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:13,900
I don't need that.

845
01:08:15,820 --> 01:08:16,760
Donald Pump.

846
01:08:17,540 --> 01:08:19,140
That's got a compensator on it.

847
01:08:19,420 --> 01:08:20,300
We'll take that off.

848
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,240
We'll take the compensator off the one that we picked up.

849
01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:26,840
And we'll fucking change that for the one that we got the scope on.

850
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,060
We can drop that back then.

851
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:30,400
We've got two for the price of one then, you know.

852
01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:43,060
Right.

853
01:08:44,260 --> 01:08:44,840
Stick that.

854
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,320
What does a compensator do?

855
01:08:46,620 --> 01:08:46,940
Don't.

856
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:49,320
Don't ask me.

857
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,520
Don't obsess with me all the time.

858
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:57,180
You're a muzzle device for a mose in in the town in the south of Ireland.

859
01:08:57,480 --> 01:09:00,360
You're used to counter recoil during firing.

860
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:02,360
Go ahead and do something.

861
01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:02,860
Live.

862
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:07,180
Thank you for your glorious tip.

863
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:08,700
It's mushy season.

864
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:09,900
Thank you very much.

865
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:11,780
It's mushy season.

866
01:09:12,020 --> 01:09:13,840
And indeed, it is mushy season.

867
01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:17,340
September and October are the mushy times of the year.

868
01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:22,020
If you want to go and get those mushy's, then by all means, go and get those mushy's.

869
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:25,440
You find them in the forests and you can put them in your Sunday dinner.

870
01:09:26,140 --> 01:09:28,320
They are very tasty.

871
01:09:29,180 --> 01:09:29,960
Aidan Gallagher.

872
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:31,140
Thank you very much.

873
01:09:34,020 --> 01:09:34,820
Aidan Gallagher.

874
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:38,100
The name rings a bell.

875
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:41,440
But then again, there's a lot of Aidan Gallagher's in the country.

876
01:09:41,900 --> 01:09:44,720
It doesn't mean that you're the Aidan Gallagher I know personally.

877
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:47,960
Thank you for your glory.

878
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:50,180
But thank you very much, Aidan Gallagher.

879
01:09:50,940 --> 01:09:51,740
Would you be a fan?

880
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:53,000
And Far Farda.

881
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:54,360
The fire rises.

882
01:09:54,780 --> 01:09:55,580
Good to have you back.

883
01:09:56,940 --> 01:09:59,680
The same could be said about yourself, Far.

884
01:10:04,820 --> 01:10:06,080
45 and 2.

885
01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:07,820
What the hell is a 45 and 2, Aidan?

886
01:10:09,980 --> 01:10:11,160
You don't need that.

887
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:17,800
That fucker in the tent had a pristine chevin' steak.

888
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:19,080
A chunk of goat meat.

889
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:20,460
Tough and smelly.

890
01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:22,240
It can probably be eaten.

891
01:10:22,540 --> 01:10:24,480
If you know how to cook and hold your breath.

892
01:10:26,060 --> 01:10:27,640
And they had a little bit of that.

893
01:10:28,020 --> 01:10:29,520
I wonder, can you eat the steak raw?

894
01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:30,580
Do you have to cook the steak?

895
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:32,320
Does, uh...

896
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:35,100
Willis, Mr. Willis.

897
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:38,320
If you're still there, will you let it...

898
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:40,460
Will you let yourself be known in the chat?

899
01:10:40,980 --> 01:10:42,000
And will you tell me this?

900
01:10:42,580 --> 01:10:43,580
Riddle me this, Willis.

901
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:46,840
Do you have to cook the steak?

902
01:10:47,100 --> 01:10:48,320
Or can you eat the steak raw?

903
01:10:49,660 --> 01:10:52,020
Or would you need a stomach of iron for that?

904
01:10:52,020 --> 01:11:03,320
We're not going...

905
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:04,880
We didn't go to the rugby.

906
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:06,180
No, it's too expensive.

907
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:09,940
But we're saving up to go to the King of the Iron Fist tournament.

908
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:11,560
That's coming up in the new year.

909
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:15,980
We're going to be crashing on the couch of Hihachi there.

910
01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:16,980
He said he's got...

911
01:11:16,980 --> 01:11:19,460
He's got a couch we can stay on.

912
01:11:19,700 --> 01:11:24,380
He's actually going to be fighting a man with a lion's head.

913
01:11:24,820 --> 01:11:26,220
Who goes by the name of King.

914
01:11:27,140 --> 01:11:29,000
And if rumours are to be believed,

915
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,820
there's even a fucking panda on the undercard.

916
01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:35,800
The WWF haven't been informed about this.

917
01:11:36,140 --> 01:11:38,040
But the WWE have.

918
01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:42,520
And they say that it's representative of the way things were

919
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:45,840
in the lanes of Limerick of their mutual youth.

920
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:59,780
I reckon we fucking have a fire upstairs in here.

921
01:11:59,860 --> 01:12:00,220
Look at this.

922
01:12:00,380 --> 01:12:00,740
Handcuffs.

923
01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:02,500
Bit of hanky-panky.

924
01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:10,020
We'll lock someone in here if they come in and get us.

925
01:12:10,060 --> 01:12:11,020
We can lock them in here.

926
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:12,060
I think.

927
01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:12,900
Maybe not.

928
01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:14,620
Maybe you can't lock them.

929
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:16,540
But you can definitely put them in handcuffs.

930
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:18,440
Make them do stuff then.

931
01:12:20,020 --> 01:12:20,660
What's that?

932
01:12:22,100 --> 01:12:22,800
Police jacket.

933
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:24,980
Uniform jacket of the Special Force unit.

934
01:12:25,100 --> 01:12:26,160
Somewhat warm and comfortable.

935
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:34,040
Be great to find an AK.

936
01:12:36,340 --> 01:12:38,700
Andrei Kanchelskis.

937
01:12:39,780 --> 01:12:41,980
Inventor of the AK-47.

938
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:44,640
Andrei Kanchelskis 47.

939
01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:46,880
And.

940
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:51,100
He made a lot of money off that.

941
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,940
He had to give up the fucking football to concentrate on the guns.

942
01:12:55,460 --> 01:12:57,320
Or he gave up the guns to concentrate on the football.

943
01:12:57,420 --> 01:12:58,020
It's one or the other.

944
01:12:58,960 --> 01:12:59,660
Either way.

945
01:12:59,660 --> 01:13:01,340
Very, very talented individual.

946
01:13:01,820 --> 01:13:02,440
Skillful man.

947
01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:08,880
Marion Parhars from Georgia was.

948
01:13:10,740 --> 01:13:13,180
Giving him fucking compensators as well.

949
01:13:14,260 --> 01:13:14,860
And then.

950
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:16,260
What's the other one?

951
01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:20,720
Kinkladzi.

952
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:23,460
Kinkladzi was in the fucking rafters.

953
01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:24,900
Last night.

954
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:25,740
Asking for you.

955
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:27,120
Georgie Kinkladzi.

956
01:13:28,820 --> 01:13:29,780
Himself and.

957
01:13:30,340 --> 01:13:31,480
And Parhars.

958
01:13:31,700 --> 01:13:33,300
Were on the tear last night.

959
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:34,800
Shooting guns.

960
01:13:36,140 --> 01:13:36,860
Fucking playing.

961
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:38,180
Doing solos.

962
01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:39,260
And shooting guns man.

963
01:13:40,260 --> 01:13:40,740
Now.

964
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,040
Let's build this fire.

965
01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:47,880
We have no fucking sticks.

966
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,900
The one thing we went out into the forest for.

967
01:13:50,980 --> 01:13:51,660
We didn't.

968
01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:52,420
We didn't get.

969
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:54,220
But they're easily got anyway.

970
01:13:55,820 --> 01:13:57,560
Might eat a tin of tuna.

971
01:13:58,120 --> 01:13:58,360
Oh no.

972
01:13:58,440 --> 01:13:58,700
Fuck it.

973
01:13:58,740 --> 01:13:59,320
We'll get the sticks.

974
01:13:59,380 --> 01:13:59,980
We'll get the sticks.

975
01:14:00,100 --> 01:14:01,260
And cook up the fucking steak.

976
01:14:03,260 --> 01:14:04,000
Tony Oboa.

977
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:04,260
Yeah.

978
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:05,320
Max Darwin.

979
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:06,800
David St. Patrick.

980
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:07,220
How are you?

981
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:08,300
John Kennedy.

982
01:14:10,900 --> 01:14:11,720
Laughing man.

983
01:14:11,940 --> 01:14:13,780
You're making me feel paranoid.

984
01:14:13,780 --> 01:14:14,860
Just seeing in the chat.

985
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:15,660
Watch out behind you.

986
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:16,740
Is there anyone behind me?

987
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:17,140
Do you know?

988
01:14:17,260 --> 01:14:18,640
Do you know something I don't?

989
01:14:20,380 --> 01:14:20,640
Huh?

990
01:14:24,140 --> 01:14:25,260
Spit it out man.

991
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:35,120
Thank you for your glorious tip.

992
01:14:35,820 --> 01:14:36,260
Mark.

993
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:37,360
Mark.

994
01:14:37,700 --> 01:14:39,240
Formerly known as Sweet Beast.

995
01:14:39,340 --> 01:14:40,780
Thank you very much Sweet Beast.

996
01:14:42,380 --> 01:14:45,780
You are a sweet beast.

997
01:14:46,180 --> 01:14:48,880
You've peddled your beast all over the globe.

998
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:52,740
Yes you do Frank.

999
01:14:52,820 --> 01:14:54,120
You know everything about it.

1000
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:59,220
You have been peddling lies about Limerick for the last two years.

1001
01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:02,080
In every newspaper.

1002
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,660
In every sweet beast Mark.

1003
01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:06,940
In every mushy season.

1004
01:15:07,940 --> 01:15:09,980
You have done nothing but lied.

1005
01:15:10,820 --> 01:15:13,140
You are a liar.

1006
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:18,020
Teresa Carmody was three days away from her death.

1007
01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:22,440
When you wrote in your book that you had sexual intercourse with her.

1008
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:28,880
Nowhere in your book does it say that it was with her consent.

1009
01:15:30,380 --> 01:15:32,120
Was it with her consent Frank?

1010
01:15:34,180 --> 01:15:35,540
Was it with her consent?

1011
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:37,360
There's no Teresa Carmody.

1012
01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:38,480
It's a made up name.

1013
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:40,140
It's not a made up name.

1014
01:15:40,220 --> 01:15:41,460
You're going to tell more lies.

1015
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:43,740
Why is this not fucking working?

1016
01:15:48,300 --> 01:15:49,860
Why is this not cutting bush?

1017
01:15:51,140 --> 01:15:52,540
Don't tell me this fucking...

1018
01:15:56,540 --> 01:15:58,080
Oh for fuck's sake.

1019
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,860
Why is this not fucking working now?

1020
01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:06,700
Oh it is.

1021
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:08,260
Oh it's splitting axe.

1022
01:16:08,340 --> 01:16:08,820
I'm shaving.

1023
01:16:09,220 --> 01:16:10,240
I don't want to shave man.

1024
01:16:11,860 --> 01:16:12,440
Oh that'll do.

1025
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:18,880
Started shaving in the middle of a war zone.

1026
01:16:20,040 --> 01:16:21,120
What do you think this is man?

1027
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:21,620
Fucking...

1028
01:16:21,620 --> 01:16:23,420
Karaditch's gaff.

1029
01:16:26,180 --> 01:16:29,500
We were around the fucking Radovan Karaditch's house man.

1030
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:33,840
For an after party down in Sarajevo two years ago man.

1031
01:16:34,060 --> 01:16:35,420
Fucking on 20...

1032
01:16:35,420 --> 01:16:36,900
30 years ago now like.

1033
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:37,500
You know what I mean?

1034
01:16:37,860 --> 01:16:39,940
Karaditch was fucking on the chasers.

1035
01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:43,320
Split that shtick.

1036
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:53,040
Short stick now.

1037
01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:55,480
You split the long stick and we make three short sticks.

1038
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,540
And that'll make a little firing.

1039
01:16:58,540 --> 01:16:59,240
No no no.

1040
01:16:59,580 --> 01:17:00,400
Don't shave again.

1041
01:17:02,620 --> 01:17:04,360
You have been peddling lies.

1042
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:07,320
You...

1043
01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:09,260
Do we really need two pairs of handcuffs?

1044
01:17:09,860 --> 01:17:11,000
We're not going to arrest anyone.

1045
01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:17,400
I heard someone.

1046
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:26,640
I thought I heard someone.

1047
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,980
I thought I heard someone.

1048
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:33,940
I thought I heard someone man.

1049
01:17:35,740 --> 01:17:37,600
Pretty sure I heard someone the last day.

1050
01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:39,600
And I was trying to make sticks for the fire.

1051
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,200
When I get home from a hard day in the fields.

1052
01:17:44,380 --> 01:17:46,720
I like to throw a few shtickings onto the fireplace.

1053
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:50,160
I like to craft a few shtickings from a local bush.

1054
01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:52,340
If it'll fucking work.

1055
01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:53,780
Alright.

1056
01:17:53,780 --> 01:18:00,500
Necrophilia.

1057
01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:03,280
Okay.

1058
01:18:11,180 --> 01:18:13,640
I believe the liberty caps are legal.

1059
01:18:15,220 --> 01:18:17,240
Open until you've picked them out of the ground.

1060
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:18,120
And then they're illegal.

1061
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:18,220
Okay.

1062
01:18:18,220 --> 01:18:25,280
You do the maths.

1063
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:28,140
You do the mathematicians.

1064
01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:28,820
You do the mathematicians.

1065
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:38,280
You have been peddling spies.

1066
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:38,560
Spies.

1067
01:18:44,380 --> 01:18:45,620
If you've just joined us.

1068
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:46,360
Welcome to the stream.

1069
01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:51,660
This is a simulation game of the Irish border in one month's time.

1070
01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:54,200
And this is my character.

1071
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:58,820
And we're just in the field getting a few shtickings for the fireplace.

1072
01:19:10,580 --> 01:19:11,800
We'll leave that there.

1073
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:11,800
We'll leave that there.

1074
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:13,020
We'll leave that there.

1075
01:19:13,220 --> 01:19:15,800
And then we will return.

1076
01:19:17,020 --> 01:19:18,240
We will return.

1077
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:21,440
Look at him.

1078
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:23,280
Poor old sausage.

1079
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:25,860
Never stood a chance.

1080
01:19:26,020 --> 01:19:26,160
Did he?

1081
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:27,760
Infected.

1082
01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:34,440
No.

1083
01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:35,500
Let's make our fire.

1084
01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:37,680
So we combine sticks.

1085
01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:38,920
With.

1086
01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:44,080
Combine sticks.

1087
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:47,240
Ants.

1088
01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:49,260
With rags.

1089
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,100
And that can craft.

1090
01:19:53,860 --> 01:19:54,460
A fireplace.

1091
01:19:54,460 --> 01:19:54,760
It is.

1092
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:06,320
I'm uncomfortable with the amount of time I've seen you spend looking at the ground.

1093
01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:06,800
Johnson.

1094
01:20:07,140 --> 01:20:07,920
Thanks for the tip.

1095
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:09,640
I'll keep an eye on that.

1096
01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:14,220
Because I am blissfully unaware of how annoying that could be.

1097
01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:14,780
Because I'm.

1098
01:20:14,780 --> 01:20:16,000
I'm engrossed.

1099
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:18,960
And I'm scared also of what's around the corner.

1100
01:20:19,140 --> 01:20:19,300
You know.

1101
01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:23,780
I'm scared and confused.

1102
01:20:25,300 --> 01:20:25,820
And.

1103
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:28,820
Now we need.

1104
01:20:28,940 --> 01:20:31,900
Why is there fucking go back out there now and get a long stick again.

1105
01:20:41,860 --> 01:20:43,460
Don't know why this won't let me cut a.

1106
01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:47,240
A long stick out.

1107
01:20:47,240 --> 01:21:04,820
I've plenty of matches.

1108
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:06,240
Jolly good show.

1109
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:06,320
I've plenty of matches.

1110
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:06,320
Jolly good show.

1111
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:18,540
What's going on here?

1112
01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:20,360
What's that?

1113
01:21:21,740 --> 01:21:22,220
Bark.

1114
01:21:24,340 --> 01:21:25,260
Light bark.

1115
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:29,420
Maybe you use that as kindling then.

1116
01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:34,400
Chabush.

1117
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:36,140
What the fuck is going on?

1118
01:21:36,140 --> 01:21:37,140
What the fuck is going on?

1119
01:21:49,740 --> 01:21:51,680
Imagine there was just a shop around the corner.

1120
01:21:51,820 --> 01:21:54,680
You can go in and buy a bag of sticks for a fiver.

1121
01:21:55,460 --> 01:21:56,580
In a little net.

1122
01:21:57,840 --> 01:21:58,680
A net bending.

1123
01:22:02,820 --> 01:22:04,100
Too much fucking stuff.

1124
01:22:05,260 --> 01:22:07,300
Take a take in the piss in that tent.

1125
01:22:15,220 --> 01:22:16,900
Very uncomfortable.

1126
01:22:18,580 --> 01:22:20,340
Leaving all my weapons and shit here.

1127
01:22:32,340 --> 01:22:33,420
Fuck.

1128
01:22:38,940 --> 01:22:40,100
Fisty Mart, how are you?

1129
01:22:42,020 --> 01:22:44,580
A nice bit of firelighter too, just to smell.

1130
01:22:44,740 --> 01:22:47,380
It'd be great to have a firelighter to hand just to sniff.

1131
01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:50,860
In times of want.

1132
01:22:50,860 --> 01:22:59,020
Fistimar, would you know why the...

1133
01:22:59,020 --> 01:23:02,560
Or Luke Willis, would you know why this isn't chopping bush?

1134
01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:05,740
It's not cutting bush.

1135
01:23:16,380 --> 01:23:19,900
Thank you for your glorious tip.

1136
01:23:19,900 --> 01:23:21,040
Thank you very much, Jermit.

1137
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:31,480
Just waiting here now.

1138
01:23:32,020 --> 01:23:34,120
Wait for the advice to come in the chat.

1139
01:23:36,940 --> 01:23:40,960
Thank you for your glorious tip.

1140
01:23:48,940 --> 01:23:56,180
Who is the lad playing this smoking away on stream?

1141
01:23:56,180 --> 01:23:56,240
Hmm.

1142
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:06,040
Maybe I'll chop this fucking tree.

1143
01:24:15,820 --> 01:24:16,920
Is this bugged?

1144
01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:17,220
Is it?

1145
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:26,540
Fucking hell hey.

1146
01:24:26,540 --> 01:24:28,980
A few logs there hey.

1147
01:24:34,980 --> 01:24:36,880
No room in the inventory for it like.

1148
01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:40,140
Tell you what, I'll leave the stuff in a little box in here.

1149
01:24:43,320 --> 01:24:44,520
Look at that head torch.

1150
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:46,280
It's all happening in here.

1151
01:24:50,860 --> 01:24:53,320
We'll put that, we'll put some stuff in the pea coat.

1152
01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:55,980
Hide a load of gear in the fucking pea coat, man.

1153
01:24:55,980 --> 01:25:21,680
I think I heard some gunshots there.

1154
01:25:21,680 --> 01:25:33,680
Sometimes it's just the creaking of a tree.

1155
01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:36,540
Thank you very much, Dermot Connolly.

1156
01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:38,920
Did you ever play Dying Light?

1157
01:25:39,120 --> 01:25:41,020
Cracking game, but it scared the shite out of me.

1158
01:25:41,060 --> 01:25:44,560
I haven't played it, and it's on Steam for a five or now, I think.

1159
01:25:45,060 --> 01:25:45,800
Should I get it?

1160
01:25:46,780 --> 01:25:48,920
DG, how are you, Francis?

1161
01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:50,220
Not too bad.

1162
01:25:50,220 --> 01:25:51,660
Not too bad.

1163
01:25:51,660 --> 01:25:54,420
DG, thank you very much.

1164
01:25:55,160 --> 01:25:58,760
The Director General is in full effect.

1165
01:26:04,300 --> 01:26:05,060
Be a net.

1166
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:06,180
Be a netter.

1167
01:26:14,480 --> 01:26:21,960
I could just eat the spud and the jam, but apparently there's more nutrients in the steak.

1168
01:26:34,660 --> 01:26:35,820
Some nice stuff here.

1169
01:26:48,060 --> 01:26:48,460
Right.

1170
01:26:48,460 --> 01:26:48,520
Right.

1171
01:26:51,300 --> 01:26:53,920
There'll be enough room for a log in there.

1172
01:26:59,420 --> 01:27:02,460
Inventory simulation 2020.

1173
01:27:04,460 --> 01:27:09,980
2020 vision.

1174
01:27:09,980 --> 01:27:29,980
He's glitched.

1175
01:27:29,980 --> 01:27:29,980
He's glitched.

1176
01:27:29,980 --> 01:27:32,820
He got glitched.

1177
01:27:32,820 --> 01:27:35,660
Border patrol.

1178
01:27:35,660 --> 01:27:36,820
Take.

1179
01:27:36,820 --> 01:27:38,880
Firewood.

1180
01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:45,540
saw i don't want to saw it all right

1181
01:27:45,540 --> 01:28:00,460
can you split them into sticks

1182
01:28:00,460 --> 01:28:05,500
it'd be great if you could split them into long sticks

1183
01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:12,500
short sticks

1184
01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:19,500
it's a little bit better if you want to see it

1185
01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:24,500
it's a little bit better if you want to see it

1186
01:28:24,500 --> 01:28:31,500
what am i fucking doing?

1187
01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:38,500
what am i fucking doing?

1188
01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:45,500
that's not gonna fit

1189
01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:52,500
what am i fucking doing?

1190
01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:54,500
that's not gonna fit

1191
01:28:54,500 --> 01:29:01,500
that's not gonna fit

1192
01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:08,500
oh for fucks sake

1193
01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:23,500
we'll come back for the axe

1194
01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:26,500
come back for the axe

1195
01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:27,500
come back for the axe

1196
01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:30,500
all this for a bit of chicken

1197
01:29:30,500 --> 01:29:35,500
the meat will have gone off by the time we get the fucking thing going

1198
01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:38,500
what's the betsy balls it up as well

1199
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:40,500
because everything has to be done so

1200
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:43,500
yeah everything has to be done methodically and in the right order

1201
01:29:43,500 --> 01:29:46,500
you can fuck it up in a number of ways

1202
01:29:46,500 --> 01:29:52,500
okay so first thing first

1203
01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:54,500
we'll put our chicken on the end of the steak

1204
01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:58,500
you're a journalist frank pat pat

1205
01:29:58,500 --> 01:30:00,500
you're a journalist

1206
01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:02,500
you've heard of chicken steaks

1207
01:30:02,500 --> 01:30:05,500
combine the chicken with the steak

1208
01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:07,500
you've made your steak

1209
01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:08,500
you've made your steak

1210
01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:09,500
now

1211
01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:12,500
there we go

1212
01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:16,500
this guy is gonna eat like a king

1213
01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:19,500
he is the king

1214
01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:25,500
now if we leave that on the ground will it fuck up?

1215
01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:27,500
this is the problem

1216
01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:30,500
we'll leave the gun on the ground

1217
01:30:30,500 --> 01:30:33,500
you've made your...

1218
01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:36,500
put that there

1219
01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:40,500
now

1220
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:43,500
now

1221
01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:45,500
what's next?

1222
01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:47,500
thank you for

1223
01:30:47,500 --> 01:30:48,500
jolly thank you very much

1224
01:30:48,500 --> 01:30:51,500
fireplace fuel

1225
01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:52,500
we'll stick three

1226
01:30:53,500 --> 01:30:55,500
little fuels in that

1227
01:30:56,500 --> 01:30:57,500
and then

1228
01:30:57,500 --> 01:30:58,500
we'll take the matches out

1229
01:30:58,500 --> 01:30:59,500
and we'll light the fucker

1230
01:30:59,500 --> 01:31:00,500
and we should be away with it

1231
01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:02,500
we should be away with it

1232
01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:03,500
we should be away with it

1233
01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:04,500
get ready

1234
01:31:04,500 --> 01:31:05,500
for fire

1235
01:31:05,500 --> 01:31:07,500
fireside chicken

1236
01:31:07,500 --> 01:31:09,500
with Francis Higgins

1237
01:31:09,500 --> 01:31:11,500
out in the wilderness

1238
01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,500
never light a fire indoors anyway like this

1239
01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:15,500
this is a bad

1240
01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:16,500
situation

1241
01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:19,500
we'll end up burning the house down

1242
01:31:19,500 --> 01:31:23,500
now let's get our chicken out

1243
01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:25,500
and we're ready to rock

1244
01:31:25,500 --> 01:31:26,500
and we're ready to rock

1245
01:31:26,500 --> 01:31:27,500
I think

1246
01:31:29,500 --> 01:31:30,500
we are ready to rock

1247
01:31:30,500 --> 01:31:32,500
you are a liar

1248
01:31:32,500 --> 01:31:33,500
now

1249
01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:37,500
check that out man

1250
01:31:37,500 --> 01:31:41,500
just cooking a little bit of chicken inside a shed

1251
01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:44,500
nutrition value plenty

1252
01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:45,500
plenty

1253
01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:56,500
reminds me of the good old days when we had to forage and feast and what we could find in the wilderness like you know

1254
01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:04,500
before londis

1255
01:32:04,500 --> 01:32:05,500
before londis

1256
01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:06,500
before londis

1257
01:32:06,500 --> 01:32:07,500
long before londis

1258
01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:08,500
or centra

1259
01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:09,500
people had to do this

1260
01:32:09,500 --> 01:32:10,500
now

1261
01:32:10,500 --> 01:32:14,500
I think that's cooked

1262
01:32:14,500 --> 01:32:16,500
just before I eat this now is that cooked?

1263
01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:27,180
I think that's cooked just before I eat this now is that cooked is that cooked I

1264
01:32:27,180 --> 01:32:30,860
don't want to burn it

1265
01:32:35,260 --> 01:32:50,220
hang on smoke fuck I think I could have died in there I think I could have died

1266
01:32:58,020 --> 01:33:04,440
okay let's let's get another one on this fucker get another one on this

1267
01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:34,420
come on we open the door out and open the door to let the smoke out because there's no chimney you see no there's no chimney at all that could have imagine that all that I spent four hours the last day getting all geared up and then this has been two hours I think this has been an hour and a half just to

1268
01:33:34,420 --> 01:33:47,420
cook a bit of a fucking chicken open inventory near the fireplace and there's a slot for fuel that holds matchbox and use it on it says jolly thanks very much jolly but I think that's the time has passed is it

1269
01:33:47,420 --> 01:34:08,420
I drank water from a pond the last day and I got fucking E.coli or some shit and I died just before I died

1270
01:34:08,420 --> 01:34:23,420
now there's two cooked breasts we might cook this ghost steak I think you can still roast it on the embers even though the fire's gone out might take a while though

1271
01:34:23,420 --> 01:34:32,420
bit of new gate going I have no new gates at the moment Mark

1272
01:34:32,420 --> 01:34:49,420
this is Greta Thunberg's favourite game I heard

1273
01:34:49,420 --> 01:35:07,660
herd. She doesn't agree with the lighting fires with the bushes and that. Is that cooked?

1274
01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:16,820
She's all about harvesting the methane from the cows, the excess methane from cows and

1275
01:35:16,820 --> 01:35:24,720
bottling that inside a fucking blowtorch canister and then just going around fucking blowtorching

1276
01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:39,340
steaks. Or not steaks, but blowtorching eggs with farts in a can. Farts in a can were a fucking

1277
01:35:39,340 --> 01:35:43,980
deadly band. Did you see them? They're playing the Roisin Dove next Tuesday weeknight.

1278
01:35:44,220 --> 01:35:57,540
Now we stick our mozen back there. We'll leave that in the vicinity. And I'm going to eat

1279
01:35:57,540 --> 01:36:09,740
this chicken. That's okay to have the fire going in here now like that. Let's eat this.

1280
01:36:09,740 --> 01:36:36,900
You hammered your Greta. Good for nothing schoolgirl. Now shit that we left in this cult. Do we really need any of it? Yeah, we do.

1281
01:36:36,900 --> 01:36:57,360
What can I get rid of here? On the rag again. Mostly, you can take back most of the shit that we left.

1282
01:36:57,360 --> 01:37:22,500
Torch. Can you put a head torch on that tactical helmet? No.

1283
01:37:22,500 --> 01:37:45,140
Where is my fucking helmet now? Oh yeah. You hammered your helmet. Your helmet was wrecked.

1284
01:37:45,140 --> 01:38:06,380
You hammered your crowser. Would you ever go around with a cooked chicken breast in your pocket?

1285
01:38:06,380 --> 01:38:26,380
Pochettino. And we can leave all that shit. We have no room for anything more now. So, the next mission was to... Next objective: fashion a box.

1286
01:38:26,380 --> 01:38:30,880
uh nails using nails and planks

1287
01:38:30,880 --> 01:38:38,340
how do we fucking get planks that's the thing can we get planks

1288
01:38:38,340 --> 01:38:46,300
how come i ate the chicken breast and i'm not even full

1289
01:38:46,300 --> 01:38:51,680
do i have to eat another floating wood there look

1290
01:38:51,680 --> 01:39:09,980
you hammered your chicken breast

1291
01:39:09,980 --> 01:39:13,980
you hammered your chicken breast

1292
01:39:13,980 --> 01:39:20,980
the splitting headache

1293
01:39:20,980 --> 01:39:38,980
saw in wooden logs

1294
01:39:38,980 --> 01:39:48,840
what are they are they logs are they firewood

1295
01:39:48,840 --> 01:39:53,660
maybe you get logs out of trees

1296
01:39:53,660 --> 01:39:57,980
or maybe you'd uh

1297
01:39:57,980 --> 01:40:03,980
you'd have to go to a sawmill or something

1298
01:40:03,980 --> 01:40:10,080
there's the airfield

1299
01:40:10,080 --> 01:40:15,480
we've got loads of ammunition now we can snipe fuckers

1300
01:40:15,480 --> 01:40:17,480
maybe we'll uh

1301
01:40:17,480 --> 01:40:19,020
we'll make a box

1302
01:40:19,020 --> 01:40:20,540
stash some stuff

1303
01:40:20,540 --> 01:40:24,680
and then just go and take the piss out of newcomers down at the beach

1304
01:40:24,680 --> 01:40:33,680
i think that's ought to that that's probably going to be the best we because we need to see a bit of action before the night is up

1305
01:40:33,680 --> 01:40:41,680
i'd love to bury stuff here like you know

1306
01:40:41,680 --> 01:40:48,360
there is a woodies next to the airfield

1307
01:40:48,360 --> 01:41:04,980
there's the airfield is down that way there and then beyond that is Uttarard and there's a cabal

1308
01:41:04,980 --> 01:41:10,740
on one side of the airfield and then there's a right wing conspiracy group on the other side

1309
01:41:10,740 --> 01:41:18,980
and then there's just the villagers in the middle the band villagers let's chop this one down

1310
01:41:18,980 --> 01:41:26,880
watch out for midgets

1311
01:41:26,880 --> 01:41:51,600
what's that no message huh are you fucking serious

1312
01:41:51,600 --> 01:42:07,840
huh?

1313
01:42:07,840 --> 01:42:16,080
huh?

1314
01:42:16,080 --> 01:42:26,320
what does that mean now?

1315
01:42:26,320 --> 01:42:30,320
will I be able to get back on or is that me gone?

1316
01:42:34,560 --> 01:43:02,560
we were only just getting big like started I here we go I want I'm looking forward to to coercing newcomers into doing stuff I'm I'm thinking of maybe bringing someone in and seeing whether or not testing the waters with them and if I don't like them I'm just going to put handcuffs on them.

1317
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:04,560
I'm just going to put them on them.

1318
01:43:04,560 --> 01:43:06,560
I'm just going to put them on them.

1319
01:43:06,560 --> 01:43:08,560
I'm just going to put them on them.

1320
01:43:08,560 --> 01:43:14,560
I'm just going to put them on them.

1321
01:43:14,560 --> 01:43:16,560
I'm just going to put them on them.

1322
01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:18,560
I'm just going to put them on them.

1323
01:43:18,560 --> 01:43:20,560
I'm just going to put them on them.

1324
01:43:20,560 --> 01:43:22,560
I'm just going to put them on them.

1325
01:43:22,560 --> 01:43:24,560
I'm just going to put them on them.

1326
01:43:24,560 --> 01:43:26,560
I'm just going to put them on them.

1327
01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:28,560
I'm just going to put them on them.

1328
01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:30,560
There's no more stick collecting Redmond Sweeney.

1329
01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:32,560
That's that's done.

1330
01:43:32,560 --> 01:43:36,560
Who says there's two more more hours of stick collecting?

1331
01:43:36,560 --> 01:43:44,560
Stick collecting was another side of the story about the people of the lanes who are happy.

1332
01:43:44,560 --> 01:43:46,560
My relatives.

1333
01:43:46,560 --> 01:43:54,560
I interviewed over 50 sticks who are contemporaries of Frank Mystic.

1334
01:43:54,560 --> 01:44:00,560
I interviewed Moira Gallagher who was an arsonist.

1335
01:44:00,560 --> 01:44:06,560
She referred to herself as the angel of the flames.

1336
01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:12,560
I can't believe a word that comes out of your mouth.

1337
01:44:15,560 --> 01:44:16,560
Start your own server.

1338
01:44:16,560 --> 01:44:20,560
I won't because I don't know how to do that.

1339
01:44:20,560 --> 01:44:22,560
I'll just go back onto this.

1340
01:44:22,560 --> 01:44:24,560
Head to the beach.

1341
01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:27,560
And blow someone's head off.

1342
01:44:29,560 --> 01:44:35,560
Greta is working with a group comprised of Antifa and Greenpeace crusties making EMP bombs to tackle servers.

1343
01:44:35,560 --> 01:44:37,560
I hope not.

1344
01:44:41,560 --> 01:44:42,560
We have to go back.

1345
01:44:42,560 --> 01:44:43,560
Over here.

1346
01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:57,560
I'm a survivor.

1347
01:44:59,560 --> 01:45:01,560
I'm going to work harder.

1348
01:45:01,560 --> 01:45:10,400
Used to be shit at my job

1349
01:45:10,400 --> 01:45:11,380
But now I'm brilliant

1350
01:45:11,380 --> 01:45:14,120
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

1351
01:45:14,120 --> 01:45:21,200
Could be some loot down there

1352
01:45:21,200 --> 01:45:23,900
Under those tents canapes

1353
01:45:23,900 --> 01:45:29,560
So you can

1354
01:45:29,560 --> 01:45:35,180
Head over there that's east

1355
01:45:35,180 --> 01:45:37,200
I believe that's east

1356
01:45:37,200 --> 01:45:39,520
Brett Easton Ellis

1357
01:45:39,520 --> 01:45:43,700
Yeah that's east

1358
01:45:43,700 --> 01:45:44,320
That's east

1359
01:45:44,320 --> 01:45:47,920
That's east

1360
01:45:47,920 --> 01:45:51,080
People

1361
01:45:51,080 --> 01:45:52,460
Someone was saying

1362
01:45:52,460 --> 01:45:55,980
It's boring the game is boring

1363
01:45:55,980 --> 01:45:57,140
I don't

1364
01:45:57,140 --> 01:46:00,480
I know that it might be boring

1365
01:46:00,480 --> 01:46:02,560
So if your attention span

1366
01:46:02,560 --> 01:46:04,820
Is

1367
01:46:04,820 --> 01:46:07,260
It's not up to the job

1368
01:46:07,260 --> 01:46:08,220
Then

1369
01:46:08,220 --> 01:46:10,840
That's okay

1370
01:46:10,840 --> 01:46:11,800
You know you can leave

1371
01:46:11,800 --> 01:46:14,300
Or you can go and play a game yourself

1372
01:46:14,300 --> 01:46:16,300
Or you can go and sit down and have a glass of milk

1373
01:46:16,300 --> 01:46:20,460
Do you know there's no one forcing you to watch it

1374
01:46:20,460 --> 01:46:21,920
But I

1375
01:46:21,920 --> 01:46:27,880
I am a man on a mission to stash a load of equipment which I've stolen from a military base

1376
01:46:27,880 --> 01:46:32,240
And then I'm gonna kill a load of newcomers

1377
01:46:32,240 --> 01:46:35,040
New scummers

1378
01:46:35,040 --> 01:46:36,700
So that's what I'm gonna do

1379
01:46:36,700 --> 01:46:38,280
And I'm having my fun

1380
01:46:38,280 --> 01:46:40,960
As father Fintan stack said

1381
01:46:40,960 --> 01:46:42,200
And that's all that matters

1382
01:46:42,200 --> 01:46:45,780
And yeah you're more than welcome to join in the fun

1383
01:46:45,780 --> 01:46:54,460
It's uh

1384
01:46:54,460 --> 01:46:58,140
It's a simple pastoral survival game

1385
01:46:58,140 --> 01:47:01,120
It's not uh

1386
01:47:01,120 --> 01:47:06,480
Round after round of just fucking intense action

1387
01:47:06,480 --> 01:47:11,820
My nerves would be shot playing the fucking battle royale games

1388
01:47:11,820 --> 01:47:14,380
And I can't even win a fucking game of battle royale

1389
01:47:14,380 --> 01:47:17,840
Like I've played battle royale for over a year now

1390
01:47:17,840 --> 01:47:19,480
I've not won one fucking game

1391
01:47:19,480 --> 01:47:21,300
I've never won a battle royale

1392
01:47:21,300 --> 01:47:23,540
I've never won a battle royale

1393
01:47:23,540 --> 01:47:25,980
So let's just leave it at that

1394
01:47:25,980 --> 01:47:29,860
Let's just stick to fucking making fires and cooking chicken breasts

1395
01:47:29,860 --> 01:47:30,840
What I'm good at

1396
01:47:30,840 --> 01:47:31,940
What I can do you know

1397
01:47:31,940 --> 01:47:34,060
Don't be stretching yourself

1398
01:47:34,060 --> 01:47:39,200
Wooden log

1399
01:47:39,200 --> 01:47:40,460
Saw wooden log

1400
01:47:40,460 --> 01:47:41,700
Now if I saw the wooden log

1401
01:47:41,700 --> 01:47:42,020
Can I

1402
01:47:42,020 --> 01:47:43,140
Will it make a

1403
01:47:43,140 --> 01:47:46,420
Will it make a

1404
01:47:46,420 --> 01:47:49,960
Will that make a plank

1405
01:47:49,960 --> 01:47:50,760
Plank

1406
01:47:50,760 --> 01:47:53,180
Well you need a saw

1407
01:47:53,180 --> 01:47:53,840
You need

1408
01:47:53,840 --> 01:47:55,440
You need a hacksaw

1409
01:47:55,440 --> 01:47:56,880
And where did I leave one?

1410
01:47:56,980 --> 01:47:57,920
Back in the fucking tent

1411
01:47:57,920 --> 01:48:00,620
I'm not going back at that tent again

1412
01:48:00,620 --> 01:48:30,600
I don't know.

1413
01:48:30,600 --> 01:48:47,480
I don't know if the nails got.

1414
01:48:47,480 --> 01:49:00,580
Fuck it we're gonna head.

1415
01:49:00,580 --> 01:49:14,580
This backpack is gonna show up.

1416
01:49:15,580 --> 01:49:17,060
I'm camouflaged.

1417
01:49:18,340 --> 01:49:20,960
But this is gonna really show up.

1418
01:49:23,740 --> 01:49:24,980
It's gonna show me up.

1419
01:49:32,020 --> 01:49:35,860
And the noob hunting, yeah.

1420
01:49:37,300 --> 01:49:37,960
Max Darwin.

1421
01:49:38,080 --> 01:49:39,520
But the thing is, I'm a noob as well.

1422
01:49:39,660 --> 01:49:41,440
So it could go tits up.

1423
01:49:41,440 --> 01:49:49,080
Imagine, yeah.

1424
01:49:49,080 --> 01:50:18,360
Imagine if you're just walking down this lane here and Gemma O'Doherty was walking down it with her phone out doing a live stream.

1425
01:50:18,360 --> 01:50:21,720
And there was a load of people with tricklers behind her.

1426
01:50:22,200 --> 01:50:27,320
And they're all doing, they're all calling themselves patriots.

1427
01:50:27,820 --> 01:50:29,880
And then you had to, you had to trade with them.

1428
01:50:30,040 --> 01:50:31,740
And I was after planks of wood.

1429
01:50:31,980 --> 01:50:44,540
But all they had were their phones and Irish flags.

1430
01:50:44,540 --> 01:50:45,160
And then you took the Irish flags and you crafted something out of those.

1431
01:50:45,160 --> 01:50:48,920
You crafted a silencer for your gun with a plastic bottle.

1432
01:50:48,920 --> 01:50:50,380
And what would she take off you?

1433
01:50:50,380 --> 01:50:55,160
And what would she take off you?

1434
01:50:55,160 --> 01:51:03,240
She'd probably take the, she would probably take my fucking jungle boots.

1435
01:51:06,380 --> 01:51:08,080
Which I got in shoe zone there.

1436
01:51:08,080 --> 01:51:11,200
I got a great pair of jungle boots in shoe zone at the weekend.

1437
01:51:12,000 --> 01:51:15,480
They're durable combat boots designed for use in wet and humid environments.

1438
01:51:19,840 --> 01:51:21,180
Now she'd take the jam.

1439
01:51:21,180 --> 01:51:27,060
And she'd fucking dip her hand in it and scoop out all the jam in one.

1440
01:51:27,420 --> 01:51:28,260
And just neck it.

1441
01:51:30,260 --> 01:51:31,480
And get sick then.

1442
01:51:38,480 --> 01:51:39,280
Look at that.

1443
01:51:40,760 --> 01:51:41,820
Lovely little town.

1444
01:51:44,840 --> 01:51:49,260
And to think they were going to put a direct provision centre in that fucking red barn over there.

1445
01:51:50,380 --> 01:51:55,860
Sure, there's no, there's, it's, it's, there's nothing in the town.

1446
01:51:57,700 --> 01:52:00,500
The nearest GP is over there at that fucking chimney.

1447
01:52:07,200 --> 01:52:08,480
I'm out in the open here.

1448
01:52:08,480 --> 01:52:09,560
I'm going to get sniped.

1449
01:52:13,960 --> 01:52:15,840
Might hide in a bush here for a while.

1450
01:52:29,740 --> 01:52:33,440
Ba, ba, da, ba, ba, ba, da, da.

1451
01:52:33,840 --> 01:52:35,780
Do you remember that one by the stereophonics?

1452
01:52:35,780 --> 01:52:41,040
Ba, ba, da, ba, ba, ba, da, da.

1453
01:52:44,040 --> 01:52:45,880
San Francisco Bay.

1454
01:52:46,560 --> 01:52:47,840
Something 49.

1455
01:52:50,340 --> 01:53:05,180
Have a nice play.

1456
01:53:05,180 --> 01:53:06,940
It's a Russian rifle.

1457
01:53:11,200 --> 01:53:15,200
Have a nice play, says Chris Hulton.

1458
01:53:15,880 --> 01:53:19,440
Have a nice play, says Chris Hulton.

1459
01:53:20,040 --> 01:53:22,000
Have a nice play.

1460
01:53:22,780 --> 01:53:26,480
He had a very gravelly voice, didn't he, Kelly Jones, from the Stereophonics.

1461
01:53:28,880 --> 01:53:34,700
Is it true, the rumor, about him now that his mother used to force feed him a fucking spoonful of gravel?

1462
01:53:34,700 --> 01:53:38,340
As a baby, after he had his baby food.

1463
01:53:45,560 --> 01:53:53,120
And she said that if he didn't smoke 20 bents in a day, by the age of six, she'd smack his arse.

1464
01:53:56,700 --> 01:54:02,200
So I mean, he was, which is abuse, but look at the way he turned out.

1465
01:54:02,640 --> 01:54:06,140
A fucking magical voice, and a magical singer, and a great band.

1466
01:54:07,240 --> 01:54:08,560
Look at the shadow on that.

1467
01:54:09,660 --> 01:54:10,860
You wouldn't fuck with him.

1468
01:54:11,500 --> 01:54:13,120
You would not fuck with him, with me.

1469
01:54:14,200 --> 01:54:17,160
And this is going to be, unfortunately, this is a glimpse of what's to come.

1470
01:54:17,300 --> 01:54:21,540
You're going to see that silhouette on the border in a month's time, I'd say.

1471
01:54:23,140 --> 01:54:24,240
Well, we all are.

1472
01:54:25,240 --> 01:54:28,400
And there might be a buffer zone.

1473
01:54:28,780 --> 01:54:30,320
There might be outposts.

1474
01:54:31,360 --> 01:54:35,040
There might be fucking deer stands with cunts in the deer stands just aiming.

1475
01:54:35,140 --> 01:54:36,760
There might be like chimneys like that.

1476
01:54:37,320 --> 01:54:38,440
Cunts on top of the chimneys.

1477
01:54:38,700 --> 01:54:40,360
With searchlights and guns.

1478
01:54:43,320 --> 01:54:53,260
Sometimes I feel like there is the depression or the depravity and the downerville news cycle.

1479
01:54:53,480 --> 01:54:58,460
The only way to combat it is just to fucking laugh.

1480
01:54:59,840 --> 01:55:04,260
Because to get into debates about it all, it's inconsequential.

1481
01:55:04,460 --> 01:55:06,860
And what do you really know at the end of the day?

1482
01:55:07,940 --> 01:55:14,840
I mean, you might know a thing or two about a thing or two, but unless you're actually in the system making the fucking changes happen, then...

1483
01:55:16,340 --> 01:55:19,540
All you can do is fucking laugh.

1484
01:55:24,480 --> 01:55:26,380
But there will be no laughing.

1485
01:55:28,180 --> 01:55:29,840
When a fucking life gets taken.

1486
01:55:40,380 --> 01:55:40,820
Anyways.

1487
01:55:42,060 --> 01:55:43,840
Anything else happen in the weekend, no?

1488
01:55:43,840 --> 01:55:49,680
Any crack besides that, no?

1489
01:55:50,300 --> 01:55:50,820
Anyways.

1490
01:55:51,440 --> 01:55:53,880
Any crack besides the impending death, no?

1491
01:56:01,000 --> 01:56:05,480
There's gonna be lads fucking running towards the coast on the border looking to...

1492
01:56:05,480 --> 01:56:07,220
Looking to pull noobs.

1493
01:56:08,360 --> 01:56:08,820
Noob...

1494
01:56:08,820 --> 01:56:13,560
Noob guards and noob British army employees.

1495
01:56:13,560 --> 01:56:19,560
Will they be army employees or will they be British border control men?

1496
01:56:20,260 --> 01:56:21,460
How is this gonna fucking...

1497
01:56:21,460 --> 01:56:22,760
It's not gonna work at all, man.

1498
01:56:22,980 --> 01:56:25,060
There's too many lunatics out there with guns.

1499
01:56:28,160 --> 01:56:28,840
Will meat...

1500
01:56:28,840 --> 01:56:30,400
Is talking about it...

1501
01:56:30,400 --> 01:56:32,740
Is that gonna be a self-fulfilling prophecy?

1502
01:56:33,000 --> 01:56:35,660
Is just talking about it putting the ideas out there...

1503
01:56:35,660 --> 01:56:37,960
Is it dangerous to even be talking about it?

1504
01:56:38,500 --> 01:56:38,900
Like...

1505
01:56:38,900 --> 01:56:40,660
It's fucking mental.

1506
01:56:45,160 --> 01:56:46,060
2016...

1507
01:56:46,060 --> 01:56:47,000
They had the vote.

1508
01:56:47,600 --> 01:56:50,140
It's gonna be 2020 in a couple of months.

1509
01:56:51,160 --> 01:56:52,400
Three months, whatever the fuck.

1510
01:56:54,580 --> 01:56:55,060
And it's...

1511
01:56:55,780 --> 01:56:57,060
We're balls to the wall...

1512
01:56:59,560 --> 01:57:01,260
On a fucking...

1513
01:57:01,260 --> 01:57:03,560
Militaristic situation occurring...

1514
01:57:04,560 --> 01:57:06,160
Not far from where I'm living.

1515
01:57:07,920 --> 01:57:09,060
Like, I mean, far enough...

1516
01:57:09,060 --> 01:57:11,660
But still not far enough in the sense that...

1517
01:57:11,660 --> 01:57:12,360
It shouldn't be...

1518
01:57:12,360 --> 01:57:14,640
It should be on the fucking other side of the world.

1519
01:57:14,820 --> 01:57:15,580
I'll be happy then.

1520
01:57:22,460 --> 01:57:27,400
Any crack besides that, anyways?

1521
01:57:28,580 --> 01:57:29,720
Did you see the match?

1522
01:57:30,160 --> 01:57:32,600
At least we'll still have the match, yeah?

1523
01:57:33,440 --> 01:57:33,980
What match?

1524
01:57:34,320 --> 01:57:34,860
I don't know.

1525
01:57:34,920 --> 01:57:35,400
Any match.

1526
01:57:35,540 --> 01:57:36,160
Just...

1527
01:57:36,160 --> 01:57:36,960
Any match, man.

1528
01:57:37,020 --> 01:57:39,160
To take the fucking mind off the...

1529
01:57:39,160 --> 01:57:41,220
The shit news, like.

1530
01:57:42,200 --> 01:57:43,340
Yeah, there'll be the match.

1531
01:57:45,560 --> 01:57:45,980
United?

1532
01:57:46,820 --> 01:57:47,920
Yeah, United, yeah.

1533
01:57:50,920 --> 01:57:51,360
United?

1534
01:57:51,940 --> 01:57:53,380
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1535
01:57:55,920 --> 01:57:56,280
United?

1536
01:57:56,760 --> 01:57:57,580
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1537
01:57:58,660 --> 01:57:59,600
Deerstand, here we go.

1538
01:58:00,400 --> 01:58:00,900
What have we got?

1539
01:58:01,000 --> 01:58:02,620
Probably a packet of seeds up here.

1540
01:58:06,480 --> 01:58:07,120
Hunting knife.

1541
01:58:07,280 --> 01:58:07,800
Already have.

1542
01:58:08,660 --> 01:58:09,540
Already have, man.

1543
01:58:14,880 --> 01:58:16,460
Look at that beautiful sunset.

1544
01:58:18,980 --> 01:58:20,840
I'd love to give the sun one in the eye.

1545
01:58:21,420 --> 01:58:23,400
One right between its eyes.

1546
01:58:24,840 --> 01:58:25,660
Fucking sun.

1547
01:58:26,600 --> 01:58:28,700
Where were you the rest of the fucking days, man?

1548
01:58:29,340 --> 01:58:29,500
Eh?

1549
01:58:31,880 --> 01:58:35,520
I'm so mad at the fucking sun for not appearing the last day.

1550
01:58:35,840 --> 01:58:36,780
That I went out.

1551
01:58:36,840 --> 01:58:37,680
I took the gun out.

1552
01:58:37,780 --> 01:58:39,320
I fucking shot the sun, man.

1553
01:58:39,800 --> 01:58:41,300
He went in then, the cunt.

1554
01:58:42,580 --> 01:58:43,740
Started raining then.

1555
01:58:44,740 --> 01:58:45,660
I said to myself,

1556
01:58:45,800 --> 01:58:46,180
It's not...

1557
01:58:46,180 --> 01:58:47,140
That's not rain, that.

1558
01:58:47,220 --> 01:58:48,260
That's the sun crying.

1559
01:58:51,140 --> 01:58:54,960
The guards arrested me soon after that then, you know, and the trial is coming up.

1560
01:58:55,960 --> 01:58:57,900
I have fucking free legal aid, man.

1561
01:59:02,480 --> 01:59:04,380
I've got free legal aid, sir.

1562
01:59:05,320 --> 01:59:07,320
The sun doesn't have a solicitor.

1563
01:59:13,180 --> 01:59:15,940
Where were you on the night of September the 30th?

1564
01:59:16,300 --> 01:59:17,100
What happened then?

1565
01:59:25,100 --> 01:59:32,900
Salar bone.

1566
01:59:33,020 --> 01:59:34,840
Thank you very much, Salar bone.

1567
01:59:36,480 --> 01:59:38,200
Any crack, Salar bone?

1568
01:59:42,400 --> 01:59:44,540
You'd want to be careful on the slippy roads.

1569
01:59:44,780 --> 01:59:46,400
You might break your collar bone.

1570
01:59:53,820 --> 01:59:55,360
Paul Rudd, thank you very much.

1571
01:59:56,280 --> 01:59:57,040
Rawl Pud.

1572
02:00:03,040 --> 02:00:10,480
Rawl Pud, Paul Rudd, and RuPaul, the dragmeister himself, are combining to make a new dessert.

1573
02:00:10,480 --> 02:00:10,640
Rawl Pud.

1574
02:00:10,640 --> 02:00:15,800
thank you very much

1575
02:00:15,800 --> 02:00:16,960
Daniel Collins

1576
02:00:16,960 --> 02:00:19,940
you have been peddling tips

1577
02:00:19,940 --> 02:00:21,880
all over the internet

1578
02:00:21,880 --> 02:00:29,880
lovely sound of

1579
02:00:29,880 --> 02:00:31,040
lovely atmosphere

1580
02:00:31,040 --> 02:00:32,320
lovely trees

1581
02:00:32,320 --> 02:00:35,600
lovely sounds of birds

1582
02:00:35,600 --> 02:00:38,220
lovely atmosphere

1583
02:00:38,220 --> 02:00:52,040
do you like that's my duck

1584
02:00:52,040 --> 02:00:56,320
I can do a variety of animal sounds

1585
02:00:56,320 --> 02:00:57,680
that I don't think would fit in

1586
02:00:57,680 --> 02:01:00,220
in the post-soviet wilderness

1587
02:01:00,220 --> 02:01:03,580
one being this duck here

1588
02:01:03,580 --> 02:01:07,660
which you might get down at the pond actually

1589
02:01:07,660 --> 02:01:09,880
another one which wouldn't fit in

1590
02:01:09,880 --> 02:01:11,740
would be just your generic sheep

1591
02:01:11,740 --> 02:01:26,580
but you probably would get that as well

1592
02:01:26,580 --> 02:01:30,120
I've seen a few sheep out in the wilderness

1593
02:01:30,120 --> 02:01:35,520
I'm turning that out for you

1594
02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:36,340
I don't know if you can hear it

1595
02:01:36,340 --> 02:01:43,020
can you hear that bird in the tree there

1596
02:01:43,020 --> 02:01:43,500
it's beautiful

1597
02:01:43,500 --> 02:01:45,340
beautiful sound out of it

1598
02:01:45,340 --> 02:01:48,120
isn't it a lovely world

1599
02:01:48,120 --> 02:01:50,900
and another one

1600
02:01:50,900 --> 02:01:53,340
that you might not hear would be

1601
02:01:53,340 --> 02:02:00,340
*laughter*

1602
02:02:04,340 --> 02:02:07,340
*laughter*

1603
02:02:07,340 --> 02:02:12,340
*crying*

1604
02:02:12,340 --> 02:02:15,340
*smacks of the cat*

1605
02:02:15,340 --> 02:02:20,340
*feel*

1606
02:02:20,340 --> 02:02:28,340
*mooing*

1607
02:02:28,340 --> 02:02:32,340
*mooing*

1608
02:02:32,340 --> 02:02:36,340
*mooing*

1609
02:02:36,340 --> 02:02:40,340
*mooing*

1610
02:02:40,340 --> 02:02:44,340
*mooing*

1611
02:02:44,340 --> 02:02:46,340
Any crack men?

1612
02:02:46,340 --> 02:02:48,340
*mooing*

1613
02:02:48,340 --> 02:03:10,460
yeah oh yeah that one as well oh yeah we're sorry try to do a pig there it

1614
02:03:10,460 --> 02:03:31,080
turned into a bit of a fucking weird just a weird cunt make gemma noises good evening and welcome to the

1615
02:03:31,080 --> 02:03:40,040
live stream no i can't do it uh good afternoon and well good evening and welcome to the live stream

1616
02:03:40,040 --> 02:03:42,720
nah i can't do i don't know i can't do how she speaks

1617
02:03:42,720 --> 02:03:49,220
hello can you hear me we're having a bit of a bit of trouble with the mic there

1618
02:03:49,220 --> 02:03:54,720
okay we'll just carry on 20 minutes of just like fuzz in the mic

1619
02:03:54,720 --> 02:04:01,300
look we'll just persevere the gremlins in the system tonight i don't know why welcome to the

1620
02:04:01,300 --> 02:04:09,400
live stream patriots and everybody now the globe is under threat from the cabal

1621
02:04:09,400 --> 02:04:22,420
we have a right-wing agenda who want to kill all the babies uh in ireland and they also want to

1622
02:04:22,420 --> 02:04:25,100
dismantle the church

1623
02:04:25,100 --> 02:04:35,540
um and we have on the line a a man from another country that is in ireland it's the other side of

1624
02:04:35,540 --> 02:04:43,000
the world he's wrote a book about uh immigrants and you uh can you hear me uh derek

1625
02:04:43,000 --> 02:04:50,320
there's a delay yeah derek there's a delay

1626
02:04:50,320 --> 02:04:59,880
anyway we'll carry on because the aim of the objective is has been lost

1627
02:04:59,880 --> 02:05:10,880
at least we have at least we have the match anyways thanks very much mark formerly sweet beast look at

1628
02:05:10,880 --> 02:05:14,540
the fucking sun shining the beams look at the beams coming through the trees

1629
02:05:14,540 --> 02:05:24,860
do you know it's a simple pastoral existence the game is not all about uh ranking up leveling up well i

1630
02:05:24,860 --> 02:05:32,540
suppose it is in a way it's not about fucking getting to the the end of the the the gas and killing everybody and all that sort of stuff

1631
02:05:32,540 --> 02:05:35,860
there's moments of reflection you know

1632
02:05:35,860 --> 02:05:52,860
we need greater sounds i can't do greater now uh i should be in school i should be in school on the other side of the globe no i can't

1633
02:05:52,860 --> 02:06:01,520
i should be in school on the other side of the globe

1634
02:06:01,520 --> 02:06:17,300
time is running out you you talk about dreams but you mean nothing to me i should be in school

1635
02:06:17,300 --> 02:06:25,520
imagine you someone in the fucking audience of her speech just doing this

1636
02:06:25,520 --> 02:06:35,780
i should be in school fuck off you're rubbish on the other side of the globe

1637
02:06:35,780 --> 02:06:44,220
good afternoon good evening and welcome to the live stream like welcome to the live stream everybody

1638
02:06:44,220 --> 02:06:49,440
give the monkey a break good man i will i will look on and i will

1639
02:06:49,440 --> 02:06:54,520
i'll give him a break all right i'll break his fucking neck

1640
02:06:54,520 --> 02:07:11,020
did you ever break a monkey's neck it came back to haunt me in my dreams

1641
02:07:11,020 --> 02:07:15,340
i wish and i wish and i hadn't done this

1642
02:07:15,340 --> 02:07:23,760
but i did and that's something listen lads actions have consequences okay

1643
02:07:23,760 --> 02:07:28,560
you break a monkey's neck you'll live with the fucking consequence of that

1644
02:07:28,560 --> 02:07:34,180
you'll live with the nightmares you'll live with you'll live with the fucking monkey screaming in your fucking ears

1645
02:07:34,180 --> 02:07:35,960
every waking moment

1646
02:07:35,960 --> 02:07:41,040
misery misery misery the whole monkey way simian environment

1647
02:07:41,040 --> 02:07:42,140
north

1648
02:07:42,140 --> 02:07:43,920
we need to go east

1649
02:07:43,920 --> 02:07:47,860
so

1650
02:07:47,860 --> 02:08:11,620
that is north and that is west that's north that's east that's north that's east okay right i should be in school

1651
02:08:11,620 --> 02:08:23,040
school is someone done a remix of that

1652
02:08:23,040 --> 02:08:31,380
who the fuck would want to be in school she's only taking the piss anyway man she didn't want to be in school in the first place

1653
02:08:31,380 --> 02:08:49,060
you hammered your monkey you depicted your monkey as a lazy loose marl good for nothing simian you owed your monkey an apology

1654
02:08:49,060 --> 02:09:17,860
michael the monkey's parents teresa monkey's parents teresa monkey's family at least for watching into this show tonight you owe them an apology in pat i drove 15 miles to be here tonight to make three points i'm going to make them you censor me before you're not going to censor me again when did we censor you you gave me an interview on your radio show and without warning you chopped it up we often chop that up

1655
02:09:17,860 --> 02:09:44,080
ah crap it's not crap it's customer practice number three number three we'll drink this fucking water and we'll see if we can uh hopefully we don't die hopefully it doesn't give us e coli or whatever the fuck we need to uh we need to get to a water well before we uh reach the uh the clue bay

1656
02:09:44,080 --> 02:09:49,440
We managed to make it to Clue Bay

1657
02:09:49,440 --> 02:09:51,200
With the guns yeah we seen the sunset

1658
02:09:51,200 --> 02:09:52,100
It was magical

1659
02:09:52,100 --> 02:09:58,080
Shoot the water

1660
02:09:58,080 --> 02:09:59,620
Drink the gun

1661
02:09:59,620 --> 02:10:07,380
I should be in school

1662
02:10:07,380 --> 02:10:14,380
Stary stary night

1663
02:10:14,380 --> 02:10:21,060
This is perfect now

1664
02:10:21,060 --> 02:10:23,380
This is what you want

1665
02:10:23,380 --> 02:10:27,860
Stary stary night

1666
02:10:27,860 --> 02:10:33,600
Paint your palette blue and grey

1667
02:10:33,600 --> 02:10:36,820
I should be in school

1668
02:10:36,820 --> 02:10:44,840
Good evening and welcome to the live stream

1669
02:10:44,840 --> 02:10:47,680
You're very welcome patriots to the live stream

1670
02:10:47,680 --> 02:10:50,860
Sketch the trees and the daffodils

1671
02:10:50,860 --> 02:10:52,720
I should be in school

1672
02:10:52,720 --> 02:10:55,600
Catch the breeze and the winter chills

1673
02:10:55,600 --> 02:10:59,900
In colours on the snowy linen land

1674
02:10:59,900 --> 02:11:02,360
Big fat fucking moon

1675
02:11:02,360 --> 02:11:04,260
Now I understand

1676
02:11:04,260 --> 02:11:07,520
The size of a weather balloon

1677
02:11:07,520 --> 02:11:09,280
What you tried to save

1678
02:11:09,280 --> 02:11:11,280
Look at this lovely tree

1679
02:11:11,280 --> 02:11:12,280
Look at this lovely tree here

1680
02:11:12,280 --> 02:11:15,440
How you suffered for your sanity

1681
02:11:15,440 --> 02:11:19,620
How you tried to set them free

1682
02:11:19,620 --> 02:11:21,660
They would not listen

1683
02:11:21,660 --> 02:11:23,900
They did not know how

1684
02:11:23,900 --> 02:11:29,080
Perhaps they'll listen now

1685
02:11:29,080 --> 02:11:31,180
Beautiful

1686
02:11:31,180 --> 02:11:31,260
Beautiful

1687
02:11:31,260 --> 02:11:33,340
Starry starry night

1688
02:11:33,340 --> 02:11:34,260
Lovely

1689
02:11:34,260 --> 02:11:39,940
Flaming flowers that brightly blaze

1690
02:11:39,940 --> 02:11:41,580
You're blazing it up are you?

1691
02:11:41,580 --> 02:11:44,640
Swirling clouds in violet haze

1692
02:11:44,640 --> 02:11:48,840
Reflecting Vincent's eyes of china blue

1693
02:11:48,840 --> 02:11:51,820
Colours changing hue

1694
02:11:51,820 --> 02:11:53,360
China white

1695
02:11:53,360 --> 02:11:57,540
Morning fields of amber grain

1696
02:11:57,540 --> 02:12:02,740
Weathered faces lined in pain

1697
02:12:02,740 --> 02:12:07,460
Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand

1698
02:12:07,460 --> 02:12:09,840
Now I understand

1699
02:12:09,840 --> 02:12:16,260
What you tried to say to me

1700
02:12:16,260 --> 02:12:20,380
How you suffered for your sanity

1701
02:12:20,380 --> 02:12:24,420
How you tried to set them free

1702
02:12:24,420 --> 02:12:28,700
They would not listen, they did not know how

1703
02:12:28,700 --> 02:12:33,340
Perhaps they'll listen now

1704
02:12:33,340 --> 02:12:36,160
For they could not love you

1705
02:12:36,160 --> 02:12:40,680
But still your love was true

1706
02:12:40,680 --> 02:12:49,580
And when no hope was left in sight on that star-spin' night

1707
02:12:49,580 --> 02:12:53,760
You took your life as lovers often do

1708
02:12:53,760 --> 02:12:58,260
But I could have told you, Vincent

1709
02:12:58,260 --> 02:13:05,540
This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you

1710
02:13:05,540 --> 02:13:08,060
I should be in school!

1711
02:13:08,060 --> 02:13:10,060
Starry starry night

1712
02:13:10,060 --> 02:13:16,820
Portraits hung in empty halls

1713
02:13:16,820 --> 02:13:21,600
Frameless heads on nameless walls

1714
02:13:21,600 --> 02:13:25,900
With eyes watched the world and can't forget

1715
02:13:25,900 --> 02:13:30,420
Like the strangers that you've met

1716
02:13:30,420 --> 02:13:34,260
The ragged men in ragged clothes

1717
02:13:34,260 --> 02:13:35,300
Woo!

1718
02:13:35,300 --> 02:13:38,860
A silver thorn, a bloody rose

1719
02:13:38,860 --> 02:13:44,020
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow

1720
02:13:44,020 --> 02:13:47,540
Now I think I know

1721
02:13:47,540 --> 02:13:48,540
Now I think I know

1722
02:13:48,540 --> 02:13:49,540
Now I think I know

1723
02:13:49,540 --> 02:13:50,540
Now I think I know

1724
02:13:50,540 --> 02:13:50,540
Now I think I know

1725
02:13:50,540 --> 02:13:50,540
Now I think I know

1726
02:13:50,540 --> 02:13:51,540
Now I think I know

1727
02:13:51,540 --> 02:13:52,540
Now I think I know

1728
02:13:52,540 --> 02:13:54,540
Now I think I know

1729
02:13:54,540 --> 02:13:55,540
Now I think I know

1730
02:13:55,540 --> 02:13:56,540
Now I think I know

1731
02:13:56,540 --> 02:13:58,540
Now I think I know

1732
02:13:58,540 --> 02:13:59,540
Now I think I know

1733
02:13:59,540 --> 02:14:00,540
Now I think I know

1734
02:14:00,540 --> 02:14:02,540
Now I think I know

1735
02:14:02,540 --> 02:14:03,540
Now I think I know

1736
02:14:03,540 --> 02:14:05,540
What you tried to say to me

1737
02:14:05,540 --> 02:14:06,540
Now I think I know

1738
02:14:06,540 --> 02:14:07,540
Now I think I know

1739
02:14:07,540 --> 02:14:09,540
I should be in school!

1740
02:14:09,540 --> 02:14:11,540
WHOOOO!

1741
02:14:15,540 --> 02:14:17,540
Where's my rifle now?

1742
02:14:21,540 --> 02:14:23,540
Oh I've lost my fucking rifle now

1743
02:14:23,540 --> 02:14:25,540
Oh for fuck

1744
02:14:25,540 --> 02:14:27,540
I've lost my rifle now

1745
02:14:27,540 --> 02:14:29,540
I'm after losing the fucking rifle

1746
02:14:29,540 --> 02:14:33,540
It was a full Mosin with a scope and everything

1747
02:14:33,540 --> 02:14:39,540
Where is it?

1748
02:14:43,540 --> 02:14:45,540
That's Greta, Greta managed to get

1749
02:14:45,540 --> 02:14:49,540
They're gonna be coming for me now as well

1750
02:14:49,540 --> 02:14:53,540
Oh God

1751
02:15:01,540 --> 02:15:03,540
I've got a battery for that

1752
02:15:03,540 --> 02:15:05,540
Please tell me there's a battery

1753
02:15:05,540 --> 02:15:07,540
Yeah yeah yeah

1754
02:15:07,540 --> 02:15:07,540
Combine

1755
02:15:07,540 --> 02:15:09,540
Now

1756
02:15:17,540 --> 02:15:19,540
I wouldn't have fucking thrown it away

1757
02:15:19,540 --> 02:15:21,540
Any further than this would I?

1758
02:15:23,540 --> 02:15:25,540
Oh there she is

1759
02:15:25,540 --> 02:15:27,540
Fuck! Thank God!

1760
02:15:27,540 --> 02:15:29,540
I'll put him back

1761
02:15:29,540 --> 02:15:35,540
Yeah thanks very much someone who said the binos are hotkeyed for

1762
02:15:35,540 --> 02:15:39,540
The only thing is because I've got too much shit in my bags

1763
02:15:39,540 --> 02:15:43,540
I can't switch, fast switch to them

1764
02:15:43,540 --> 02:15:47,540
So I need to rearrange some shite in my inventory

1765
02:15:47,540 --> 02:15:53,540
But I'm not gonna do that now because I've just shut off a round into the air

1766
02:15:53,540 --> 02:16:19,820
the air. Stary, stary nice. Thank you very much my ankle. Thank you very much my uncle.

1767
02:16:19,820 --> 02:16:42,720
Thank you very much for that lovely tip. Let's get rid of some of this shit here. Thank you for your glorious tip. Liam Neeson takes the border. Taking the border. Pure stealth.

1768
02:16:42,720 --> 02:16:52,440
Ba ba ba ba ba

1769
02:16:52,440 --> 02:16:55,260
Alright, it's on there

1770
02:16:55,260 --> 02:16:57,880
Right

1771
02:16:57,880 --> 02:16:58,240
Right

1772
02:16:58,240 --> 02:17:00,120
Right

1773
02:17:00,120 --> 02:17:01,120
Right

1774
02:17:01,120 --> 02:17:02,120
Right

1775
02:17:02,120 --> 02:17:03,220
Right

1776
02:17:03,220 --> 02:17:04,660
Right

1777
02:17:04,660 --> 02:17:06,600
Right

1778
02:17:06,600 --> 02:17:09,500
Right

1779
02:17:09,500 --> 02:17:15,080
That's not gonna do anything

1780
02:17:15,080 --> 02:17:17,660
Will they fit in there?

1781
02:17:17,660 --> 02:17:17,960
No

1782
02:17:17,960 --> 02:17:20,240
Ah, look at this now

1783
02:17:20,240 --> 02:17:21,560
Loads of space

1784
02:17:21,560 --> 02:17:24,000
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah

1785
02:17:24,000 --> 02:17:24,720
Loads of space

1786
02:17:24,720 --> 02:17:27,540
There's enough space for everything there now

1787
02:17:27,540 --> 02:17:31,100
Not enough space actually

1788
02:17:31,100 --> 02:17:36,480
Plenty of space in an Xbox I'd say

1789
02:17:36,480 --> 02:17:39,200
If you switch a few things around at the top

1790
02:17:39,200 --> 02:17:40,440
Into the vest

1791
02:17:40,440 --> 02:17:48,120
Some multivitamins I'd say

1792
02:17:48,120 --> 02:17:49,200
If you stick those

1793
02:17:49,200 --> 02:17:50,760
A few of those multivitamins up

1794
02:17:50,760 --> 02:17:52,020
In the top box

1795
02:17:52,020 --> 02:17:54,580
Might have enough room for everything else then

1796
02:17:54,580 --> 02:17:55,100
Once you've got

1797
02:17:55,100 --> 02:17:56,940
Yeah

1798
02:17:56,940 --> 02:17:57,900
And put the bullets

1799
02:17:57,900 --> 02:18:00,020
Put the bullets in your jacket, glad

1800
02:18:00,020 --> 02:18:03,200
Enough room for your mouth and then to

1801
02:18:03,200 --> 02:18:05,320
Like that

1802
02:18:08,900 --> 02:18:09,900
Now

1803
02:18:09,900 --> 02:18:10,900
Now

1804
02:18:10,900 --> 02:18:16,420
Shift that potato down

1805
02:18:16,420 --> 02:18:21,420
This is gonna

1806
02:18:21,420 --> 02:18:23,820
It's gonna get juicy when we can kill some

1807
02:18:23,820 --> 02:18:26,440
Some newbies on the beach

1808
02:18:26,440 --> 02:18:33,300
We've given up on the box Dan, yeah

1809
02:18:33,300 --> 02:18:34,860
We'll get that the next day

1810
02:18:34,860 --> 02:18:36,440
Or the next time

1811
02:18:36,440 --> 02:18:42,800
Hurricane Lorenzo

1812
02:18:42,800 --> 02:18:43,900
Thank you very much

1813
02:18:43,900 --> 02:18:45,340
Me and Lorenzo

1814
02:18:45,340 --> 02:18:46,680
Rolling in the Benzo

1815
02:18:46,680 --> 02:18:49,200
Wait a sec, that's north

1816
02:18:49,200 --> 02:18:51,800
Where the fuck am I going man

1817
02:18:51,800 --> 02:18:53,320
Let's go over there

1818
02:18:53,320 --> 02:18:55,920
Awfully dark now

1819
02:18:55,920 --> 02:19:03,760
It's too dark to continue

1820
02:19:03,760 --> 02:19:04,840
We'll have to wait until

1821
02:19:04,840 --> 02:19:05,700
Cause it's

1822
02:19:05,700 --> 02:19:07,800
I don't wanna put a torch on

1823
02:19:07,800 --> 02:19:12,980
Because I should be in school

1824
02:19:12,980 --> 02:19:15,760
So what I'll do is

1825
02:19:15,760 --> 02:19:16,860
I'll wait

1826
02:19:16,860 --> 02:19:17,760
I'll save it here

1827
02:19:17,760 --> 02:19:18,840
Or

1828
02:19:18,840 --> 02:19:21,300
I'll end Pat Cox MEP here

1829
02:19:21,300 --> 02:19:23,860
And we can resume battle stations

1830
02:19:23,860 --> 02:19:25,620
Either later tonight

1831
02:19:25,620 --> 02:19:28,580
Or tomorrow

1832
02:19:28,580 --> 02:19:30,940
I do have a

1833
02:19:30,940 --> 02:19:31,880
Toast

1834
02:19:31,880 --> 02:19:33,180
I do have a

1835
02:19:33,180 --> 02:19:33,980
A torch

1836
02:19:33,980 --> 02:19:35,700
But I'm

1837
02:19:35,700 --> 02:19:37,280
I'm not sure about using it

1838
02:19:37,280 --> 02:19:37,720
Like you know

1839
02:19:37,720 --> 02:19:38,200
Could be

1840
02:19:38,200 --> 02:19:39,600
It could be a fucking giveaway

1841
02:19:39,600 --> 02:19:43,720
Can't remember where to put the fucking thing

1842
02:19:43,720 --> 02:19:43,900
Right

1843
02:19:43,900 --> 02:19:47,100
Torture of seven

1844
02:19:47,100 --> 02:20:01,960
I should be in school

1845
02:20:01,960 --> 02:20:06,660
All the way across the globe

1846
02:20:06,660 --> 02:20:16,180
If you do this

1847
02:20:16,180 --> 02:20:17,820
You can make it strobe

1848
02:20:17,820 --> 02:20:22,160
And potentially give an epilepsy sufferer

1849
02:20:22,160 --> 02:20:22,980
A fright

1850
02:20:22,980 --> 02:20:24,000
Or a fit

1851
02:20:24,000 --> 02:20:26,540
Stary, stary night

1852
02:20:26,540 --> 02:20:36,120
The clouds are moving across the sky

1853
02:20:36,120 --> 02:20:42,680
Over to the east

1854
02:20:42,680 --> 02:20:44,200
Where you and I

1855
02:20:44,200 --> 02:20:45,520
Will meet up in a shack

1856
02:20:45,520 --> 02:20:46,700
And kill some noobs

1857
02:20:46,700 --> 02:21:04,580
It's getting scary

1858
02:21:04,580 --> 02:21:08,500
Imagine there's someone up here

1859
02:21:08,500 --> 02:21:10,100
Just waiting to pop me in the head

1860
02:21:10,100 --> 02:21:13,120
They've got night vision or something

1861
02:21:13,120 --> 02:21:26,180
Can anybody

1862
02:21:26,180 --> 02:21:27,740
Can someone stop

1863
02:21:27,740 --> 02:21:29,540
We need to stop this plane fast

1864
02:21:29,540 --> 02:21:30,760
It's carrying a load of bombs

1865
02:21:30,760 --> 02:21:31,180
Someone

1866
02:21:31,180 --> 02:21:32,280
Someone told me

1867
02:21:32,280 --> 02:21:33,380
There's a bomb on the plane

1868
02:21:33,380 --> 02:21:34,400
You need to stop the plane now

1869
02:21:34,400 --> 02:21:35,620
Stop the plane now

1870
02:21:35,620 --> 02:21:39,300
Starry, starry night.

1871
02:21:49,880 --> 02:21:51,380
She got that blue jewel.

1872
02:21:51,580 --> 02:21:52,540
Got that blue jewel.

1873
02:21:52,680 --> 02:21:54,260
You're here home with the blue jewel.

1874
02:21:54,520 --> 02:21:55,520
You got that blue jewel.

1875
02:21:55,700 --> 02:21:56,920
Yeah, yeah, blue jewel.

1876
02:22:01,640 --> 02:22:03,520
Look at the constellation over there.

1877
02:22:04,460 --> 02:22:05,820
It's fucking shimmering.

1878
02:22:06,760 --> 02:22:07,900
Shiver me timbers.

1879
02:22:16,200 --> 02:22:16,840
What's that?

1880
02:22:16,900 --> 02:22:17,880
Is that the plow, is it?

1881
02:22:19,320 --> 02:22:20,360
Is that the plow?

1882
02:22:20,660 --> 02:22:23,480
Can somebody out there with the knowledge of the stars...

1883
02:22:23,480 --> 02:22:25,660
Is there a Copernicus among us?

1884
02:22:25,660 --> 02:22:26,000
Is there?

1885
02:22:33,300 --> 02:22:35,600
It's the monkey.

1886
02:22:35,700 --> 02:22:36,300
It's the Big Dipper.

1887
02:22:37,600 --> 02:22:38,760
It's the ladle.

1888
02:22:39,240 --> 02:22:41,140
It's the ladle of the sky.

1889
02:22:43,660 --> 02:22:47,620
Thank you for your glorious tip.

1890
02:22:47,960 --> 02:22:53,320
Thank you very much for that, Greta's teacher, who's really mad that Greta isn't in school.

1891
02:22:53,320 --> 02:22:55,620
You talk about dreams.

1892
02:22:55,620 --> 02:22:56,220
You talk about dreams.

1893
02:22:56,220 --> 02:22:59,160
But you know nothing about nightmares.

1894
02:22:59,260 --> 02:23:01,660
The only thing you know is nightmares.

1895
02:23:02,660 --> 02:23:04,420
Because I should be in school.

1896
02:23:06,000 --> 02:23:07,540
Instead, I'm on a boat.

1897
02:23:08,760 --> 02:23:10,560
Traveling across the globe.

1898
02:23:15,360 --> 02:23:18,920
Be great if there was a Mayo, County Mayo map for DayZ.

1899
02:23:19,320 --> 02:23:20,000
Mayo mod.

1900
02:23:20,720 --> 02:23:22,320
And loads of shit went down.

1901
02:23:22,420 --> 02:23:25,360
You had to get to Knock Airport, because that's where all the stuff was.

1902
02:23:25,660 --> 02:23:31,760
There's a barracks up there, and there's a fucking tent with a night vision goggles and a...

1903
02:23:31,760 --> 02:23:34,560
SVD silencer.

1904
02:23:36,960 --> 02:23:39,220
4x8x12xscope.

1905
02:23:39,220 --> 02:23:56,080
Starry, starry, Thunberg.

1906
02:24:04,680 --> 02:24:09,640
Greta, your first climate strike was a lonely event a little over a year ago.

1907
02:24:12,220 --> 02:24:13,380
I shouldn't be up here.

1908
02:24:13,380 --> 02:24:13,880
Haha.

1909
02:24:14,440 --> 02:24:15,820
I should be back in school.

1910
02:24:16,780 --> 02:24:20,040
I should be back in school, on the other side of the ocean.

1911
02:24:20,180 --> 02:24:20,780
Ocean.

1912
02:24:21,520 --> 02:24:25,080
Yet, you all come to us young people for hope.

1913
02:24:25,260 --> 02:24:25,640
Hope.

1914
02:24:25,980 --> 02:24:26,980
How dare you.

1915
02:24:27,040 --> 02:24:28,180
How dare you.

1916
02:24:28,680 --> 02:24:33,280
You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words.

1917
02:24:33,280 --> 02:24:36,260
I'm one of the lucky ones.

1918
02:24:36,980 --> 02:24:39,120
Who was the lucky one?

1919
02:24:39,980 --> 02:24:41,300
People are dying.

1920
02:24:41,640 --> 02:24:43,880
Who was the lucky one?

1921
02:24:43,980 --> 02:24:44,940
People are collapsing.

1922
02:24:45,480 --> 02:24:47,060
People are collapsing.

1923
02:24:48,060 --> 02:24:48,740
Extinction.

1924
02:24:48,740 --> 02:24:55,080
And all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth.

1925
02:24:55,400 --> 02:24:56,460
How dare you.

1926
02:24:59,600 --> 02:25:01,660
You're talking shite.

1927
02:25:01,660 --> 02:25:09,180
For more than 30 years, the science has been crystal clear.

1928
02:25:10,520 --> 02:25:13,020
How dare you continue to look away.

1929
02:25:14,100 --> 02:25:15,600
Starry, starry, nahi.

1930
02:25:15,860 --> 02:25:17,020
You're doing enough.

1931
02:25:17,460 --> 02:25:22,000
When the politics and solutions needed are still nowhere in sight.

1932
02:25:22,740 --> 02:25:25,540
The politics were nowhere in sight.

1933
02:25:25,540 --> 02:25:27,680
And that you understand the urgency.

1934
02:25:27,780 --> 02:25:29,500
I'd love to have a laser sight.

1935
02:25:29,520 --> 02:25:31,900
No matter how sad and angry I am.

1936
02:25:32,100 --> 02:25:34,180
I do not want to believe that.

1937
02:25:34,880 --> 02:25:37,500
Because if you really understood the situation.

1938
02:25:38,140 --> 02:25:40,440
And still kept on failing to act.

1939
02:25:41,040 --> 02:25:42,240
Then you would be evil.

1940
02:25:42,580 --> 02:25:44,300
And that I refuse to believe.

1941
02:25:45,100 --> 02:25:47,240
You would be evil.

1942
02:25:47,240 --> 02:25:50,500
And that I would refuse to believe.

1943
02:25:51,600 --> 02:25:55,220
The popular idea of cutting our emissions.

1944
02:25:56,180 --> 02:25:57,400
In half in 10 years.

1945
02:25:57,400 --> 02:25:59,120
Only gives us a 50% chance.

1946
02:25:59,120 --> 02:26:00,920
Of staying below 1.5 degrees.

1947
02:26:01,300 --> 02:26:04,180
And the risk of setting up irreversible chain reactions.

1948
02:26:04,180 --> 02:26:05,880
1.5 degrees.

1949
02:26:07,300 --> 02:26:10,180
50% may be acceptable to you.

1950
02:26:10,280 --> 02:26:13,120
50% may be acceptable to you.

1951
02:26:13,120 --> 02:26:18,280
Most feedback loops.

1952
02:26:18,540 --> 02:26:19,700
Additional warming hidden by toxic air pollution.

1953
02:26:19,940 --> 02:26:23,480
Or the aspects of climate justice.

1954
02:26:23,780 --> 02:26:26,760
They also rely on my generation.

1955
02:26:26,980 --> 02:26:29,800
Sucking hundreds of billions of tons.

1956
02:26:30,460 --> 02:26:31,340
Of your CO2.

1957
02:26:31,340 --> 02:26:31,500
Out of the air.

1958
02:26:31,500 --> 02:26:34,140
With technologies that barely exist.

1959
02:26:35,100 --> 02:26:36,660
Technologies barely exist.

1960
02:26:36,880 --> 02:26:39,780
So 50% risk is simply not acceptable to us.

1961
02:26:39,860 --> 02:26:42,740
50% risk is not acceptable to us.

1962
02:26:42,740 --> 02:26:47,200
To have a 67% chance.

1963
02:26:47,420 --> 02:26:49,460
Of staying below a 1.5 degrees.

1964
02:26:49,660 --> 02:26:50,880
Is my mic too loud?

1965
02:26:51,000 --> 02:26:51,440
Jambino.

1966
02:26:51,980 --> 02:26:52,920
Jambino key.

1967
02:26:54,040 --> 02:26:54,700
Sorry about that.

1968
02:27:03,180 --> 02:27:04,280
Sorry about that.

1969
02:27:06,280 --> 02:27:09,120
The best odds given by the IPCC.

1970
02:27:09,940 --> 02:27:12,620
The world had 420 gigatons.

1971
02:27:12,620 --> 02:27:14,580
Of CO2 left to emit.

1972
02:27:15,040 --> 02:27:17,160
Back on January 1st 2018.

1973
02:27:19,280 --> 02:27:21,020
Today that figure is already down.

1974
02:27:21,140 --> 02:27:23,460
To less than 350 gigatons.

1975
02:27:23,620 --> 02:27:24,380
Gigatons?

1976
02:27:24,800 --> 02:27:25,600
Holy shit.

1977
02:27:25,600 --> 02:27:26,340
How do you pretend.

1978
02:27:26,340 --> 02:27:26,360
How do you pretend.

1979
02:27:26,420 --> 02:27:27,780
That this can be sold.

1980
02:27:28,040 --> 02:27:29,580
With just business as usual.

1981
02:27:29,780 --> 02:27:31,440
And some technical solutions.

1982
02:27:32,080 --> 02:27:33,840
Arts fucking business as usual.

1983
02:27:33,980 --> 02:27:34,140
Yeah.

1984
02:27:35,060 --> 02:27:36,480
Your glorious tip.

1985
02:27:37,120 --> 02:27:38,340
Thank you very much.

1986
02:27:38,520 --> 02:27:39,520
FPS whore.

1987
02:27:40,040 --> 02:27:41,620
And Greta Blumenthal.

1988
02:27:42,580 --> 02:27:43,060
Francis.

1989
02:27:43,180 --> 02:27:44,000
How are you doing lad?

1990
02:27:44,160 --> 02:27:45,320
Not too bad FPS whore.

1991
02:27:45,400 --> 02:27:46,140
Thank you very much.

1992
02:27:46,720 --> 02:27:47,700
Good for nothing.

1993
02:27:48,460 --> 02:27:49,980
FPS whore.

1994
02:27:50,340 --> 02:27:51,020
What's that?

1995
02:27:51,120 --> 02:27:51,900
I heard some shouting.

1996
02:27:53,480 --> 02:27:54,960
I heard some shouting then.

1997
02:27:55,000 --> 02:27:55,360
Or something.

1998
02:27:58,960 --> 02:28:02,640
That sounded like a monkey.

1999
02:28:02,760 --> 02:28:03,720
But it's actually a bird.

2000
02:28:22,160 --> 02:28:23,960
Starry starry night.

2001
02:28:29,480 --> 02:28:30,780
Where the fuck are we?

2002
02:28:32,420 --> 02:28:33,320
I'm out here.

2003
02:28:33,320 --> 02:28:34,480
In the forest.

2004
02:28:34,580 --> 02:28:36,160
Running around like a gobshite man.

2005
02:28:36,200 --> 02:28:37,200
I don't know where I am.

2006
02:28:37,540 --> 02:28:39,020
I have no GPS on the phone.

2007
02:28:39,080 --> 02:28:39,580
I have no iPhone.

2008
02:28:39,580 --> 02:28:56,900
Starry starry flight.

2009
02:28:56,900 --> 02:28:57,540
Flyies.

2010
02:29:05,540 --> 02:29:07,240
Thank you for.

2011
02:29:07,680 --> 02:29:07,960
Denise.

2012
02:29:08,400 --> 02:29:09,100
Thank you very much.

2013
02:29:09,160 --> 02:29:09,560
Denise.

2014
02:29:10,480 --> 02:29:10,840
Denise.

2015
02:29:11,060 --> 02:29:11,180
Denise.

2016
02:29:13,660 --> 02:29:15,060
Thanks for the donation.

2017
02:29:15,920 --> 02:29:16,240
Denise.

2018
02:29:16,400 --> 02:29:16,840
Denise.

2019
02:29:18,300 --> 02:29:19,360
30 million views.

2020
02:29:19,460 --> 02:29:20,920
Credit again to my co-writer Evan Williams.

2021
02:29:21,000 --> 02:29:21,600
And our shooter editor.

2022
02:29:21,900 --> 02:29:22,580
It's a tweet.

2023
02:29:22,740 --> 02:29:23,480
I can't.

2024
02:29:24,480 --> 02:29:26,100
I can't read that Denise.

2025
02:29:26,440 --> 02:29:27,480
I cannot read that.

2026
02:29:28,480 --> 02:29:29,900
The Greta Thunberg helpline.

2027
02:29:30,020 --> 02:29:31,660
For adults angry at a child.

2028
02:29:32,920 --> 02:29:33,700
Yeah I'm not angry.

2029
02:29:33,840 --> 02:29:35,280
I just find the whole thing amusing.

2030
02:29:35,780 --> 02:29:37,520
Fair play to her for fucking doing it like.

2031
02:29:38,740 --> 02:29:40,240
I should be in school.

2032
02:29:40,240 --> 02:29:40,240
I should be in school.

2033
02:29:51,040 --> 02:29:55,400
I'm more worried about the impending fucking death sentence on the border.

2034
02:29:56,800 --> 02:29:58,660
Than climate control at the moment.

2035
02:30:02,540 --> 02:30:06,200
Greta needs to have a fucking head to head in the three arena.

2036
02:30:06,460 --> 02:30:06,800
Versus.

2037
02:30:06,860 --> 02:30:07,940
Greta versus.

2038
02:30:08,640 --> 02:30:09,780
Jordan B. Peterson.

2039
02:30:10,940 --> 02:30:11,460
Versus.

2040
02:30:12,460 --> 02:30:14,000
Slavoj Zizek.

2041
02:30:14,740 --> 02:30:15,220
Versus.

2042
02:30:15,820 --> 02:30:16,920
Gemma O'Doherty.

2043
02:30:17,520 --> 02:30:17,920
Versus.

2044
02:30:18,300 --> 02:30:19,580
All those people in one.

2045
02:30:20,320 --> 02:30:21,280
I'd pay to see that.

2046
02:30:21,480 --> 02:30:21,960
And throw David.

2047
02:30:21,960 --> 02:30:24,640
Throw David Icke in there for the fucking crack.

2048
02:30:25,700 --> 02:30:28,580
See what kind of shite he has to spout about it.

2049
02:30:33,640 --> 02:30:35,560
Thank you for.

2050
02:30:35,720 --> 02:30:37,000
Your glorious tip.

2051
02:30:38,000 --> 02:30:39,160
My TV show pitch.

2052
02:30:39,240 --> 02:30:40,700
Thank you very much for your pitch.

2053
02:30:41,780 --> 02:30:42,860
Your pitch is.

2054
02:30:43,300 --> 02:30:45,320
Greta takes the leaders of the western world.

2055
02:30:46,220 --> 02:30:47,480
On to get your own back.

2056
02:30:47,560 --> 02:30:48,760
With Dave Benson Phillips.

2057
02:30:49,680 --> 02:30:51,980
And then dumps them in a load of CO2.

2058
02:30:53,480 --> 02:30:55,000
That's a fantastic idea.

2059
02:30:55,560 --> 02:30:55,580
And.

2060
02:30:56,120 --> 02:30:57,080
Maybe it could be.

2061
02:30:58,020 --> 02:30:58,340
No.

2062
02:30:58,440 --> 02:30:59,920
I was going to say gunge would be great.

2063
02:31:00,040 --> 02:31:00,160
But.

2064
02:31:00,340 --> 02:31:01,120
Fuck the gunge.

2065
02:31:01,740 --> 02:31:02,880
Maybe just CO2.

2066
02:31:03,000 --> 02:31:03,780
Would that kill them?

2067
02:31:07,220 --> 02:31:08,120
I'm not sure.

2068
02:31:08,120 --> 02:31:08,180
I'm not sure.

2069
02:31:08,180 --> 02:31:18,000
East.

2070
02:31:28,700 --> 02:31:29,700
Denise Denise.

2071
02:31:32,260 --> 02:31:33,800
I've got no batteries.

2072
02:31:34,420 --> 02:31:35,120
Denise Denise.

2073
02:31:35,720 --> 02:31:36,920
Where are the batteries?

2074
02:31:37,460 --> 02:31:38,460
For my torch.

2075
02:31:38,760 --> 02:31:40,640
So that I can see the way.

2076
02:31:53,220 --> 02:31:54,260
They need to do.

2077
02:31:54,260 --> 02:31:54,800
A song.

2078
02:31:56,220 --> 02:31:56,620
Greta.

2079
02:31:57,780 --> 02:31:58,620
And JP.

2080
02:32:00,480 --> 02:32:01,740
And Slavoj as well.

2081
02:32:01,820 --> 02:32:02,520
He can do some.

2082
02:32:02,680 --> 02:32:03,540
Kind of crazy.

2083
02:32:03,680 --> 02:32:05,200
Sylvester the cat bits in it.

2084
02:32:05,940 --> 02:32:06,140
And.

2085
02:32:07,120 --> 02:32:08,300
Oh I can see the coast.

2086
02:32:10,980 --> 02:32:12,280
We're as good as on the coast.

2087
02:32:12,380 --> 02:32:13,300
I should turn the light off.

2088
02:32:16,700 --> 02:32:18,040
They should do a kind of.

2089
02:32:18,160 --> 02:32:21,080
A bandaid sort of thing.

2090
02:32:22,540 --> 02:32:23,380
Feed the world.

2091
02:32:33,860 --> 02:32:35,240
I think you've run off the map.

2092
02:32:35,320 --> 02:32:35,740
No messing.

2093
02:32:36,680 --> 02:32:37,340
No way.

2094
02:32:37,340 --> 02:32:37,420
No way.

2095
02:32:37,420 --> 02:32:52,540
Thank you for.

2096
02:32:52,940 --> 02:32:54,420
Your glorious tip.

2097
02:32:54,660 --> 02:32:55,220
Gilly pig.

2098
02:32:55,740 --> 02:32:56,560
Thank you very much.

2099
02:32:56,600 --> 02:32:57,080
Gilly pig.

2100
02:32:57,940 --> 02:32:58,820
Thank you very much.

2101
02:32:58,820 --> 02:32:59,880
For your glorious tip.

2102
02:33:00,460 --> 02:33:01,560
Very very kind of you.

2103
02:33:02,940 --> 02:33:04,220
In this hour of.

2104
02:33:05,120 --> 02:33:05,600
Confusion.

2105
02:33:05,600 --> 02:33:14,200
Go back.

2106
02:33:14,240 --> 02:33:14,940
Are you serious?

2107
02:33:18,980 --> 02:33:20,820
I think I just fucking threw the torch away.

2108
02:33:21,260 --> 02:33:21,420
Wait.

2109
02:33:25,420 --> 02:33:26,540
Where the fuck am I?

2110
02:33:26,540 --> 02:33:36,800
With today's emissions levels.

2111
02:33:37,760 --> 02:33:39,460
That remaining CO2 budget.

2112
02:33:39,840 --> 02:33:41,420
Will be entirely gone.

2113
02:33:41,420 --> 02:33:44,180
Within less than eight and a half years.

2114
02:33:47,180 --> 02:33:48,940
There will not be any solutions.

2115
02:33:49,400 --> 02:33:50,060
Or plans.

2116
02:33:50,460 --> 02:33:52,920
Presented in line with these figures here today.

2117
02:33:53,540 --> 02:33:55,560
Because these numbers are too uncomfortable.

2118
02:33:56,280 --> 02:33:58,480
And you are still not mature enough.

2119
02:33:58,860 --> 02:33:59,780
To tell it like it is.

2120
02:33:59,780 --> 02:34:00,940
Look at how far away I am.

2121
02:34:01,440 --> 02:34:02,060
Fucking hell.

2122
02:34:02,060 --> 02:34:03,200
You are failing us.

2123
02:34:04,220 --> 02:34:05,420
But the young people.

2124
02:34:05,660 --> 02:34:07,780
Are starting to understand your betrayal.

2125
02:34:08,820 --> 02:34:11,520
The eyes of all future generations.

2126
02:34:11,940 --> 02:34:12,860
Are upon you.

2127
02:34:13,960 --> 02:34:15,940
And if you choose to fail us.

2128
02:34:16,060 --> 02:34:16,680
I say.

2129
02:34:16,980 --> 02:34:18,660
We will never forgive you.

2130
02:34:18,880 --> 02:34:19,040
East.

2131
02:34:19,760 --> 02:34:20,280
South.

2132
02:34:23,100 --> 02:34:23,940
I think.

2133
02:34:27,000 --> 02:34:29,100
We will not let you get away with this.

2134
02:34:29,260 --> 02:34:29,420
Alright.

2135
02:34:29,540 --> 02:34:29,800
Go on.

2136
02:34:29,880 --> 02:34:30,720
Go away with that now.

2137
02:34:31,080 --> 02:34:31,560
I think.

2138
02:34:31,700 --> 02:34:32,380
If we just go.

2139
02:34:32,540 --> 02:34:33,820
Down to the nearest town.

2140
02:34:34,100 --> 02:34:35,040
Get a bit of water.

2141
02:34:38,400 --> 02:34:39,080
We can.

2142
02:34:39,280 --> 02:34:40,480
Set up shop down there.

2143
02:34:40,520 --> 02:34:41,360
And it will all be grand.

2144
02:34:43,620 --> 02:34:45,100
And Greta might be there as well.

2145
02:34:45,160 --> 02:34:46,800
We can get Greta on the stream as well.

2146
02:34:46,860 --> 02:34:47,180
She could.

2147
02:34:48,020 --> 02:34:49,460
We can link up with Greta.

2148
02:34:49,540 --> 02:34:50,460
Somewhere along the way.

2149
02:34:52,120 --> 02:34:52,800
She will have.

2150
02:34:52,800 --> 02:34:53,160
Can.

2151
02:34:53,520 --> 02:34:53,920
Methane.

2152
02:34:54,660 --> 02:34:55,620
Cans of methane.

2153
02:34:56,200 --> 02:34:57,100
Which we can light.

2154
02:34:57,820 --> 02:34:58,620
And blow torch.

2155
02:34:58,880 --> 02:34:59,880
And cook stuff with.

2156
02:34:59,880 --> 02:35:24,160
Feed the world.

2157
02:35:24,160 --> 02:35:29,660
I should be in school.

2158
02:35:29,660 --> 02:35:33,660
Across the globe.

2159
02:35:44,660 --> 02:35:46,320
Lost in the woods at night.

2160
02:35:47,140 --> 02:35:48,860
A scary proposition for many.

2161
02:35:49,340 --> 02:35:50,160
But not for me.

2162
02:35:50,680 --> 02:35:53,560
A man with three high caliber powered weapons.

2163
02:35:53,560 --> 02:35:53,740
Fields.

2164
02:35:54,120 --> 02:35:54,760
To his name.

2165
02:35:55,400 --> 02:35:57,540
And an arsenal of sharp items as well.

2166
02:36:00,540 --> 02:36:01,400
The owl.

2167
02:36:01,740 --> 02:36:02,140
Hoots.

2168
02:36:03,880 --> 02:36:05,880
As I make my way through the fucking.

2169
02:36:06,980 --> 02:36:07,840
Kind of barren.

2170
02:36:07,940 --> 02:36:08,520
Kind of wood.

2171
02:36:08,720 --> 02:36:09,120
Woodland.

2172
02:36:10,920 --> 02:36:11,920
Coniferous sort of trees.

2173
02:36:11,920 --> 02:36:13,440
Not the like that you get over here.

2174
02:36:13,760 --> 02:36:14,540
Although you probably can.

2175
02:36:14,600 --> 02:36:16,100
I see people growing Christmas trees.

2176
02:36:16,220 --> 02:36:17,200
In big patches.

2177
02:36:17,760 --> 02:36:19,700
In between Foxford and Ballina.

2178
02:36:20,220 --> 02:36:21,080
There are fields.

2179
02:36:21,600 --> 02:36:22,840
Full of Christmas trees.

2180
02:36:24,300 --> 02:36:25,420
Are they coniferous?

2181
02:36:26,140 --> 02:36:26,900
Pines is it?

2182
02:36:27,700 --> 02:36:27,980
Yeah.

2183
02:36:28,820 --> 02:36:29,720
Stuff that you can.

2184
02:36:30,440 --> 02:36:31,580
Stuff that has needles.

2185
02:36:32,160 --> 02:36:33,320
And it has a sap.

2186
02:36:34,920 --> 02:36:35,960
And you can.

2187
02:36:37,880 --> 02:36:39,660
You can make tea out of it as well.

2188
02:36:40,500 --> 02:36:40,820
I think.

2189
02:36:42,820 --> 02:36:44,580
Thank you for.

2190
02:36:44,820 --> 02:36:46,240
Your glorious tip.

2191
02:36:46,760 --> 02:36:47,840
Nine to four Greta.

2192
02:36:47,940 --> 02:36:49,020
Thank you very much Greta.

2193
02:36:49,280 --> 02:36:50,080
Nine to four.

2194
02:36:52,600 --> 02:36:53,840
Where am I going man?

2195
02:36:56,720 --> 02:36:57,140
Misery.

2196
02:36:57,260 --> 02:36:57,480
Misery.

2197
02:36:57,580 --> 02:36:57,880
Misery.

2198
02:36:57,980 --> 02:36:59,000
The whole flipping way.

2199
02:36:59,580 --> 02:37:00,460
If that's the case.

2200
02:37:00,880 --> 02:37:02,260
Why did you not discuss.

2201
02:37:02,520 --> 02:37:03,440
The edge of the map.

2202
02:37:03,920 --> 02:37:06,040
With Greta Thunberg's school headmaster.

2203
02:37:08,500 --> 02:37:10,040
Jerry Hannan versus.

2204
02:37:10,400 --> 02:37:11,440
Greta Thunberg.

2205
02:37:12,500 --> 02:37:14,080
Twelve rounds of boxing.

2206
02:37:22,980 --> 02:37:24,400
Pound for pound.

2207
02:37:25,600 --> 02:37:28,040
The most annoying kid in the world.

2208
02:37:29,200 --> 02:37:30,260
Versus Jerry.

2209
02:37:33,100 --> 02:37:34,360
Tis in my ass.

2210
02:37:34,940 --> 02:37:35,900
Hannan.

2211
02:37:37,740 --> 02:37:39,360
I should be in school.

2212
02:37:40,300 --> 02:37:40,940
You're a liar.

2213
02:37:41,360 --> 02:37:42,520
I should be in school.

2214
02:37:42,900 --> 02:37:44,400
You are a liar.

2215
02:37:47,000 --> 02:37:48,000
You pedaled.

2216
02:37:48,100 --> 02:37:49,580
You pedaled your bicycle.

2217
02:37:49,580 --> 02:37:50,840
All over the globe.

2218
02:37:58,820 --> 02:38:01,980
I'm getting fucking scared.

2219
02:38:02,560 --> 02:38:04,140
I'm in the woods.

2220
02:38:04,480 --> 02:38:05,480
Without a care.

2221
02:38:10,080 --> 02:38:10,920
Surprise.

2222
02:38:11,180 --> 02:38:12,940
I've still got my hair.

2223
02:38:13,440 --> 02:38:15,280
From all the stress and grief.

2224
02:38:15,280 --> 02:38:16,700
That I have.

2225
02:38:17,560 --> 02:38:18,680
Built up.

2226
02:38:21,180 --> 02:38:23,280
Lovely mossy ground.

2227
02:38:23,280 --> 02:38:23,340
Lovely mossy ground.

2228
02:38:25,460 --> 02:38:26,680
The pine cones.

2229
02:38:26,800 --> 02:38:28,120
They are looking sound.

2230
02:38:29,580 --> 02:38:30,760
Sticks and twigs.

2231
02:38:30,920 --> 02:38:32,120
And leaves abound.

2232
02:38:33,120 --> 02:38:33,780
The autumn.

2233
02:38:34,480 --> 02:38:34,960
Colors.

2234
02:38:35,820 --> 02:38:36,680
Tickling my.

2235
02:38:36,920 --> 02:38:37,500
Eyes.

2236
02:38:40,920 --> 02:38:42,840
Any water left?

2237
02:38:45,840 --> 02:38:47,180
I'm feeling thirsty.

2238
02:38:47,180 --> 02:38:48,340
I'm out of breath.

2239
02:38:57,680 --> 02:38:58,600
I'm nearly.

2240
02:38:58,600 --> 02:38:58,640
I'm nearly.

2241
02:38:58,640 --> 02:39:01,060
At the point of death.

2242
02:39:02,300 --> 02:39:04,900
Three days away from my deathbed.

2243
02:39:05,800 --> 02:39:07,020
Sexual intercourse.

2244
02:39:07,340 --> 02:39:10,040
You never wrote in your book.

2245
02:39:11,040 --> 02:39:13,140
That it was with her consent.

2246
02:39:14,420 --> 02:39:17,220
Was it with her consent Frank?

2247
02:39:18,000 --> 02:39:20,420
Was it with her consent?

2248
02:39:22,420 --> 02:39:24,720
There's no Teresa Carmody.

2249
02:39:27,320 --> 02:39:29,040
It's a made up name.

2250
02:39:30,900 --> 02:39:33,060
You're going to tell more lies now.

2251
02:39:33,580 --> 02:39:34,780
You must be lame.

2252
02:39:37,180 --> 02:39:39,740
It's spooky and I don't know where I'm at.

2253
02:39:49,740 --> 02:39:54,300
Thank you for your glorious tip.

2254
02:39:54,600 --> 02:39:55,380
Thank you very much.

2255
02:39:55,480 --> 02:39:56,300
Apples and pears.

2256
02:39:59,320 --> 02:40:00,860
App me apples and pears.

2257
02:40:01,780 --> 02:40:03,520
App me apples and pears.

2258
02:40:09,180 --> 02:40:15,540
Thank you for your glorious tip.

2259
02:40:17,260 --> 02:40:18,140
Wank McCores.

2260
02:40:18,240 --> 02:40:18,900
Thank you very much.

2261
02:40:18,980 --> 02:40:20,520
Didn't say wank McCourt on the screen.

2262
02:40:20,640 --> 02:40:22,120
Because it's wank in the title.

2263
02:40:22,320 --> 02:40:25,140
You can't use the swears in the tips.

2264
02:40:26,720 --> 02:40:27,700
Thanks very much.

2265
02:40:28,800 --> 02:40:29,600
Wank McCourt.

2266
02:40:31,700 --> 02:40:32,880
Where the fuck am I?

2267
02:40:37,640 --> 02:40:39,400
I need to eat some food.

2268
02:40:40,980 --> 02:40:42,380
God I know where I'm going man.

2269
02:40:42,960 --> 02:40:43,680
I'm going to die.

2270
02:40:43,940 --> 02:40:44,760
All this for nothing.

2271
02:40:44,760 --> 02:40:44,820
I'm going to die.

2272
02:40:48,220 --> 02:40:55,300
For fuck's sake.

2273
02:40:55,300 --> 02:40:55,300
For fuck's sake.

2274
02:41:06,760 --> 02:41:08,460
Shary shary lads.

2275
02:41:16,860 --> 02:41:18,140
Oh my god, somebody.

2276
02:41:18,520 --> 02:41:20,320
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

2277
02:41:32,600 --> 02:41:33,080
Oh.

2278
02:41:35,300 --> 02:41:37,580
Apex Season 3 just started, you're not fancy.

2279
02:41:37,680 --> 02:41:39,280
I don't have it and I've never played it.

2280
02:41:39,620 --> 02:41:41,740
And Battle Royale Games, lasbeenel.

2281
02:41:41,820 --> 02:41:42,740
Thanks very much for watching.

2282
02:41:43,520 --> 02:41:45,700
Don't, uh, I can't, I'm shit at them.

2283
02:41:46,520 --> 02:41:50,680
I'm, I'm barely able to make my way through a field at night.

2284
02:41:51,480 --> 02:41:56,620
So I'm not gonna try and win a game against a load of fucking pro gamers.

2285
02:42:03,120 --> 02:42:04,340
Need to eat something, man.

2286
02:42:04,340 --> 02:42:06,700
Fucking eat the steak.

2287
02:42:12,060 --> 02:42:14,180
This is what it's like when doves cry.

2288
02:42:20,620 --> 02:42:23,300
We might put that glow stick on the bag.

2289
02:42:27,420 --> 02:42:28,320
Oh, it's dead.

2290
02:42:28,320 --> 02:42:28,320
Oh, it's dead.

2291
02:42:31,200 --> 02:42:32,920
That's that fucking gone anyway.

2292
02:42:32,920 --> 02:42:33,040
Okay.

2293
02:42:35,140 --> 02:42:48,380
Hurricane Lorenzo is making his way across the world.

2294
02:42:48,380 --> 02:42:52,360
Hurricane Lorenzo is making his way across the world.

2295
02:42:53,480 --> 02:42:57,780
He's gonna be stopping off for a cup of tea at your house next Tuesday.

2296
02:42:58,320 --> 02:43:00,020
Make sure you've got the kettle on.

2297
02:43:01,200 --> 02:43:02,920
He won't stay long.

2298
02:43:03,320 --> 02:43:05,840
But when he does, he's like a whirlwind.

2299
02:43:06,820 --> 02:43:07,780
He's a missile.

2300
02:43:09,120 --> 02:43:11,380
He's a, he's a fucking whirlwind of crack.

2301
02:43:11,480 --> 02:43:12,620
But it'll leave you ravished.

2302
02:43:15,060 --> 02:43:16,160
He'll give you a headache.

2303
02:43:16,160 --> 02:43:16,160
He'll give you a headache.

2304
02:43:29,200 --> 02:43:39,200
They should put a mod in. Is anybody good at computers? Can they put a mod in where you can...

2305
02:43:39,200 --> 02:43:51,680
Sell ten spots in the forest. I got lost in the forest, but I ended up selling ten spots. I don't know where I am.

2306
02:43:51,680 --> 02:44:11,720
Am I going the wrong fucking way? Like, east, west, follow the clouds. Do the clouds go east or do they go west?

2307
02:44:15,200 --> 02:44:19,840
Oh, for fuck's sake, man, I don't know where I'm going. I don't know where I'm going.

2308
02:44:19,840 --> 02:44:29,920
The clouds go... If that's north, then that's east. The clouds are going east.

2309
02:44:34,440 --> 02:44:41,860
I'd say I'd go down that way. Can anybody get the late Jim Kemi on the phone? What's that?

2310
02:44:47,120 --> 02:45:14,100
Gimp Toast. I have it there, but I can't fucking read the map. I'm new to this game. So if I'm in a forest, I don't know where I am. I've been shrugging a forest for an hour. It all went wrong when I started making the animal sounds. I kind of got a high off of that. And I lost the run of myself. And now I don't know where I am. And I've got limited food. And I could die.

2311
02:45:14,100 --> 02:45:34,260
Makes you wonder how Magellan and the boys did it. Going over to the New World. I'd say they were so relieved that they found land. That it didn't matter that they killed people when they got there. They were just so relieved that they found land.

2312
02:45:36,380 --> 02:45:42,480
I'm in a kind of a meadow now. Keep doing that as well. I don't know why I keep doing that. Meadow soprano.

2313
02:45:48,060 --> 02:45:58,060
Spooky spooky spooky night. The sound of animals would scare the shite.

2314
02:46:02,800 --> 02:46:08,960
My torch is getting very bright. Other players might be able to see me and pop my head.

2315
02:46:10,240 --> 02:46:11,420
Pop my skull.

2316
02:46:11,420 --> 02:46:29,240
You can get flares in the game, Loeb, yeah.

2317
02:46:30,180 --> 02:46:32,220
Are you any relation to Lisa Loeb?

2318
02:46:34,940 --> 02:46:38,860
Kind of nerdy girl from the mid-90s had a one-hit wonder.

2319
02:46:42,860 --> 02:46:44,580
Oh, where the fuck am I, man?

2320
02:46:46,620 --> 02:46:48,520
There's just more hills, more forest.

2321
02:46:51,100 --> 02:46:53,180
And I'm running through them. Forest.

2322
02:46:54,380 --> 02:46:55,180
Like a gimp.

2323
02:46:56,060 --> 02:46:57,580
I am forest gimp.

2324
02:47:01,980 --> 02:47:05,480
Life is like a fucking box of Ferrero Rashi.

2325
02:47:06,240 --> 02:47:08,660
You always know what you're gonna get.

2326
02:47:10,820 --> 02:47:14,300
Living with you is like fucking a box of Ferrero.

2327
02:47:14,700 --> 02:47:17,840
Life with you is like a box of Ferrero Rashi.

2328
02:47:17,840 --> 02:47:20,980
You always know what you're gonna get.

2329
02:47:20,980 --> 02:47:32,340
Oh, for fuck's sake. Where am I?

2330
02:47:34,500 --> 02:47:35,800
Is that a house? It's a shed.

2331
02:47:36,200 --> 02:47:37,580
Thank fuck for the shed.

2332
02:47:38,900 --> 02:47:39,740
Oh.

2333
02:47:53,620 --> 02:47:56,580
Imagine I got there and there was a man in the shade.

2334
02:47:56,580 --> 02:47:58,300
A man in the shade?

2335
02:47:58,300 --> 02:48:00,900
In Cher... Cherneris?

2336
02:48:00,900 --> 02:48:02,680
Cherno?

2337
02:48:02,680 --> 02:48:04,560
Chernobyl is it?

2338
02:48:04,560 --> 02:48:13,740
Imagine his head just popped out of there.

2339
02:48:13,740 --> 02:48:31,320
Maybe a sandwich. Have you got a sandwich for me? Have you got a potato? Put a jar of jam on it. Put a bit of jam on it. Have you got a night vision goggles for me? Get them.

2340
02:48:31,320 --> 02:48:38,500
Slice the spud. And stir the jam.

2341
02:48:38,500 --> 02:48:53,500
Fucking hell, this is it. I'm gonna camp down here for a bit. Come back when it gets brighter. Might come back in an hour or two when it's brighter.

2342
02:48:53,500 --> 02:48:57,680
Either that or tomorrow.

2343
02:48:57,680 --> 02:48:59,680
But, um...

2344
02:48:59,680 --> 02:49:12,680
That was scary enough. Now, I've not played this game. I got the mod in 2013, but I fucking... I was rubbish at it. And I never got lost like I got lost there. And, uh...

2345
02:49:12,680 --> 02:49:20,860
I wanna say thanks very much for, um... For sticking with me in the scary world. The scary fucking forest.

2346
02:49:20,860 --> 02:49:23,860
But we'll be back on it. We'll be back on it again.

2347
02:49:23,860 --> 02:49:26,860
Uh oh. Uh oh.

2348
02:49:26,860 --> 02:49:28,860
Oh.

2349
02:49:28,860 --> 02:49:36,860
Oh, I can hear zombies and shit. Right, and get in here and save it.

2350
02:49:36,860 --> 02:49:52,040
Fucking hell. Right, I should be in school. I'll see you later. Thanks very much and best of luck, patriots. And we can do this. Keep fighting the good fight, the good war. And we'll talk to you in a bit.

2351
02:49:52,040 --> 02:49:58,220
All the best. And we'll see you later.

2352
02:49:58,220 --> 02:50:19,040
Starry, starry night. Paint your palette blue and grey. Look out on a summer's day. With eyes that know the darkness in my soul. Shadows on the hills. I should be in school!

2353
02:50:19,040 --> 02:50:38,180
Sketch the trees and the daffodils. Catch the breeze and the winter chills. In colors on the snowy linen land. Now I understand. Dear fuck.