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Russia, look, Lenin and the boys is after you.

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Fucking Lenin and McCartney.

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What a partnership.

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It's a shame about the communism, though.

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It's a shame that the fucking communists...

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The capitalists got to fucking Lenin outside his apartment in New York.

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Because Vladimir Lenin was fucking sent over to New York by Putin and the Beatles

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to do a bit of sound checking.

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And he was staying in Manhattan, I believe.

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Vladimir Lenin.

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And he...

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Anyway, he comes out the apartment.

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And he's heading down to buy some beers from the deli.

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And some fucking crackpot lunatic pops out of the woodwork.

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And is like, hello, Lenin.

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Do you want a fucking lemon?

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And Lenin's like...

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No, man, I'm off to get some beers.

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And he goes, I'll give you a lemon anyway, Lenin.

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And he goes, I don't want a lemon, man.

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I'm off to fucking get a few scoops, like...

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Anyway, your man pulls out not a lemon.

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Pulls out a fucking pistol.

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Two bullets to the back of the cawn.

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Two fucking creamy ones to the back of the slug case.

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That was Lenin and McCartney.

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That was the end of the partnership there, like, you know.

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McCartney went on to do some fucking amazing work with his missus.

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Who went by the name of Linda Vegetable Sausage McCartney.

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And she was amazing now.

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She did great work in the...

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She did great backing vocals.

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She couldn't fucking sing a note.

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But she could make a sausage.

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And she was doing great work on McCartney's sausage.

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That's why he got with her.

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And they produced Stella McCartney.

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Who is a fashionista extraordinaire.

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She has teamed up with Adidas to make some amazing Adidas clothes.

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With the three stripes on.

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With Stella McCartney's individual touch as well.

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Fantastic shit.

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And you can buy that stuff if you want.

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If you're a woman.

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And you can spend a lot of money on that.

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And it'll cost more than normal Adidas clothes.

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Which already cost too much money.

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For what they are.

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They're made in wherever the fuck is Stan.

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By poor children probably.

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And then they're sold on.

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The cost of that labour.

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That cheap child labour.

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Is passed on to the consumer.

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Isn't passed on to the consumer.

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It's passed on to the pockets.

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Do you know?

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Of the bad boys.

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Heather Mills not so much Dermot Connelly.

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That was the second one now.

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She got her money's worth anyway.

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She managed to get out of that.

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She got out of that one alive.

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You playing PC?

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Or are you on the old console?

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Says Luke.

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Luke Willis.

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I want to tell you something Willis.

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What you saying Willis?

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I'm on the PC.

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I'm on the PC.

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Adidas Stella McCartney wear.

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Made by five year olds in Antarctica.

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Apparently.

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They look like someone has took a sharpie to a pair of leggings.

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Says Lucy.

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Thanks for tuning in Lucy.

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And oh.

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Oh oh.

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One oh six point header.

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Pffft.

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Thank you for your glorious tip.

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Thank you for your glorious tip.

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Wow.

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Tip Hardman.

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Thank you very much.

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And.

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It's a glorious tip from a fella from Tip.

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Self-proclaimed Hardman.

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Is my mic hot.

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Is it?

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Is my microphone hot?

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Microphone check one two.

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What is this?

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Thank you for your glorious name.

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Fife Doggy back with the roughneck business.

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World's angriest man.

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Thank you very much.

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Man on train to Mayo loses the plot.

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Haven't seen that.

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Is that a new video?

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Is it?

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Is it up there with the Lewis?

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Your camera isn't working.

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Laughing man.

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I know laughing man.

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Because it's a.

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It's a no camera stream.

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It's a no camera stream.

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Ghost Bob.

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Thank you very much.

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Ghost Bob.

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And world's angriest man.

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And Tip Hardman.

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Let boxes from car.

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Know there's a fight coming.

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In the car park.

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Tip Hardman will take you down.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you for.

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Your glorious tip.

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Mama Duck.

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Thank you very much.

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For the Mama.

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The Mama Duck books.

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I feel like.

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Uncle Quacker.

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In Duck Tales.

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I think that was his name.

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Wasn't it?

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Or was it Donald Duck?

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We don't know.

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Maybe it was Uncle Quacker.

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Who sang.

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Follow me.

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Everything will be alright.

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I'll be the one to keep you warm at night.

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You won't find nobody else like me.

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Thank you very much for that.

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Mayo has trains.

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It does.

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Yeah.

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Welcome to the stream.

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This is a chill out stream now.

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We're finding a chicken.

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We're going to cut the chicken.

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We're going to cut him up.

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Unfortunately.

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That's the way that things go.

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Because I have an apple and a spud.

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I lie down now.

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I'll show you what I have here now.

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I tell you what I managed to get my hands on now.

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An old fucking pristine spud.

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And.

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Oh yeah.

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I have a.

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I have a pepper in the.

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I have a pepper in the pouch too.

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A bit of strawberry jam.

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Some powdered milk.

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That's good.

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But it'll dehydrate you.

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I'm on the.

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I'm on the multivitamins as well.

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That I got from Tesco's.

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Mega stuff.

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Bit of morphine.

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Adrenaline.

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In case.

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Shit goes down.

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Chlorine.

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In case I get poison.

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From shitty water.

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But I don't.

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I'm not going to be drinking.

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From ponds.

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Or streams.

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I've got two.

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Plastic bottles.

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I'd like to get my hands on a.

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What you might call those things.

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That you have.

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Those.

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Those vessels.

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That you have for the water.

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And you can carry them on your side.

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A canteen.

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Will you accept.

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A 35 cent tip Finn.

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I won't.

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I.

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There's nothing.

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I won't accept Finn.

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But I.

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I think the machine.

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Might not.

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Accept that.

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Because.

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The machine has to.

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PayPal has to make.

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Their little bit of.

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Whatever it is.

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That goes through.

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If you're paying with PayPal.

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So.

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They won't fucking take that.

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I think it has to be.

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Like a minimum.

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Of 80 cent.

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Or something.

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Or a euro.

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Or something.

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But it doesn't.

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You don't have to tip.

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Like you know.

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You can still watch.

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This.

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This isn't going to end.

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If you don't tip.

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This stream here.

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Isn't going to finish.

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Yeah.

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I mean.

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You're not going to be.

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Blocked out.

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From the.

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From the stream.

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I heard.

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I heard.

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A chicken.

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Over here.

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Oh.

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I heard a cock.

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There's a zombie there.

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I don't think he's seen me.

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He has seen me.

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Yeah.

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I think he has seen.

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I think he's goosed.

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I think he's been on the chats.

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He's on the come down.

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He's had a heavy sesh.

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Thank you for.

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Your glorious tip.

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Human.

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He's a human of the sesh.

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Do you reckon he'll.

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Maybe if I move away.

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He won't.

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Follow.

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I've never had this happen to me before.

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Thank you for.

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Anaconda G.

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Thank you very much.

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And Ricky.

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Miss you.

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Stole a bit of your content for Steely Dan meme.

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Steely Higgins.

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That's cool.

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I don't know what that means.

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But thank you.

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I don't know why that memes.

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But thank you very much.

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And Anaconda G.

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Thank you very much as well.

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Very very kind of you.

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He's stuck in a K hole.

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Says Brian Pryor.

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We can move on anyway.

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I don't think.

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See if I.

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The other thing is.

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If you.

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If you aggravate the zombies.

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Then they're going to alert.

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Other players.

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And the.

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The thing about this is.

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The zombies aren't the thing you need to be worried about.

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It's the other players.

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Because they're.

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They're cons like.

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Most of them can.

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You don't know.

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You can't trust anyone.

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You know.

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There's a lot of paranoia going on.

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We're not going to find any chickens in here anyway.

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We find.

291
00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:35,140
Well there's another spud.

292
00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,380
There's a couple of spuds in the pouch.

293
00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:42,880
Two objectives I would like to achieve.

294
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Are.

295
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Or three.

296
00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:47,860
Is find an AK-47.

297
00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,500
So I can put these little bits and pieces on them.

298
00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:52,760
Two.

299
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Find and harvest.

300
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Eat a chicken on it.

301
00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:56,200
And eat a chicken on it.

302
00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:56,920
Over a fire.

303
00:09:57,740 --> 00:09:58,260
And three.

304
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Create.

305
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A box.

306
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So I can store all.

307
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All these items.

308
00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,080
Because I'm running around with all these.

309
00:10:05,140 --> 00:10:05,940
Look at this backpack.

310
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It's too big.

311
00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:08,980
It's like I'm going into a real.

312
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,680
I need to get rid of it.

313
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And it's.

314
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It's.

315
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,500
It's fucking with my stamina.

316
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Which is down here as well.

317
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So I need to.

318
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I need to.

319
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Lighten up.

320
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Lighten the load.

321
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So to speak.

322
00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:22,820
Thank you for.

323
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Your glorious tip.

324
00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:31,300
Can you ask your Uncle Tommy.

325
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If I'm allowed to use his streams.

326
00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:33,820
In a remix.

327
00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:34,380
Yeah.

328
00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:34,820
I suppose.

329
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Yeah.

330
00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:41,220
I don't think he has a clue what's going on in the world of tech.

331
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So I mean.

332
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You're free to do anything I suppose.

333
00:10:51,540 --> 00:10:52,900
But don't quote me on that.

334
00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,360
But I do say that lightly.

335
00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:58,060
But don't quote me.

336
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:01,940
She's gonzo.

337
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:02,200
She.

338
00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:04,620
She's gone AWOL.

339
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:12,220
Ouhay.

340
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Le poulet.

341
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,420
Which is French for where is the chicken.

342
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,340
And I've only just thought of that there.

343
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,380
Which is a great little situation.

344
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Because it rhymes.

345
00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:23,260
And that hacksaw now.

346
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,880
That will allow us to.

347
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:27,100
Cut up any logs.

348
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Into planks.

349
00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:29,820
So that I can make the boxes.

350
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:30,700
To bury the shit.

351
00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,760
I heard footsteps there.

352
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:35,720
Footsteps.

353
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,620
Down that town there now.

354
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,380
There could be a few.

355
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,840
Dodge ballers in that.

356
00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:45,480
Luke Willis.

357
00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:45,940
How are you?

358
00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:48,240
You seem to know the stuff.

359
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,300
You seem to know everything.

360
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:50,700
What's going on there.

361
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,180
Tell me this and tell me no more Luke.

362
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,760
Tell me this and tell me no more.

363
00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,240
What the fuck was I going to ask you?

364
00:11:59,280 --> 00:11:59,780
I forgot now.

365
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,180
I forgot what I was going to ask.

366
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,180
Because I was making such a big deal about asking you.

367
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:07,620
Fuck it.

368
00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:08,320
Oh yeah.

369
00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:09,340
Where would I.

370
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:09,820
Where.

371
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:10,740
What kind of.

372
00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:11,180
Can I.

373
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,700
Do I chop down a tree now.

374
00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:14,820
To get logs.

375
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:15,140
Is it?

376
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:16,940
Because I've used.

377
00:12:17,060 --> 00:12:18,120
I've chopped a bush up.

378
00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:18,600
And I.

379
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,920
Like Fontaine chopped bush.

380
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:21,620
Uh.

381
00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:23,840
I've chopped bush.

382
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,660
But I've only got sticks out of that.

383
00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:27,000
What I'm after now.

384
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,180
Is a couple of big logs.

385
00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:29,940
Do you know?

386
00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:30,000
Do you know?

387
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,860
Thank you very much. Westside is the best side.

388
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,220
Aye, you do.

389
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:42,300
Thanks, Luke.

390
00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:45,300
You need yourself a big axe to chop the trees.

391
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,040
Oh, I have that.

392
00:12:46,540 --> 00:12:47,580
Look at this axe now.

393
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:49,760
Splitting axe.

394
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,940
Fucking split someone's cabbage with that.

395
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:01,860
Westside is the best side.

396
00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:03,640
Thank you very much. Westside is the best side.

397
00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:06,240
Emmerdale Farm has seen better days.

398
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,220
Zach Dingle is after you.

399
00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:14,500
Zach.

400
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,420
And Hillary.

401
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,040
And Harmony.

402
00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:21,000
Kane Dingle.

403
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:26,220
Kane Dingle and the Ian Brown conspiracy theories.

404
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:45,040
We find a chicken and then we'll head out and get the logs cut.

405
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,140
And I just heard a gunshot there.

406
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,300
I don't know where it was, but...

407
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:51,380
It's making me jumpy.

408
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:51,380
Okay.

409
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:51,380
Okay.

410
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:51,380
Okay.

411
00:13:51,380 --> 00:14:00,900
Yeah, I've got the matches and the rags, Gimp.

412
00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:03,540
The matches and the rags are got.

413
00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:07,420
Uh-oh.

414
00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:07,440
Uh-oh.

415
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:09,840
Zambo.

416
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,140
Zambo over there.

417
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:12,300
Kerncraft.

418
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:13,400
4,000.

419
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:14,100
Zombie Nation.

420
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:41,080
chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken

421
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,820
chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken

422
00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:48,420
chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken

423
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:48,420
chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken

424
00:14:48,420 --> 00:15:01,380
is that a coop is it no pooch no pooch in the horse i wouldn't kill the pooch if there were poochies in it

425
00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:06,740
i'd probably keep the dog be great to have a little pet fucking wolfhound would you

426
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:14,740
had a german shepherd going around the gap of a german shepherd just mauling cunts

427
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:31,700
a bit of mass over there or is it a could be a muslim sort of job is it we don't know

428
00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:38,660
no time for prayers anyway prayers won't save you out in the wilds

429
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,500
i think it's a full server or yeah

430
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:55,060
uh so it could be it could be game over pretty pretty soon look your man's still in the k-hole down there

431
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:04,660
we might give him a bit of a k-hole surprise we might give him a kellogg's corn corn shank

432
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:14,660
how are you father great great great weather out father

433
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:20,020
he's nothing on him waste of time that book

434
00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:23,060
waste of time

435
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:26,180
thank you for your glorious tip

436
00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:29,940
veteran uh weed man thank you very much vet

437
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:35,140
i'll bet you're not a vet maybe you are

438
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:46,020
i wonder if any vets came back from vietnam and then trained as veterinarian veterinarians like for pets

439
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:53,860
became like pet vets i wonder did carola go carola how are you were you in vietnam by any chance the last day

440
00:16:55,700 --> 00:17:05,140
i thought it was you yeah

441
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:08,100
thank you for your glorious tip

442
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,820
thank you very much night night sky city and carla

443
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:27,140
did ali g do that vet joke did he i suppose it's asking to be med

444
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:36,900
thank you very much for your glorious tip macron show

445
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:46,820
and uh many happy returns to you and all the best

446
00:17:54,820 --> 00:18:04,820
how are you all there sean museum ghost richard spanish old dicky spanish dicky espaniola how are you

447
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:09,060
west side the best side samantha computron

448
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:16,420
where's connor williams been missing the hooklebook and he's uh he's in japan man

449
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:26,580
he's given the uh the irish squad team talks or he's he's their pump man he gets them pumped up at half time

450
00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:36,660
and he's also uh making their meals as well with specially selected ingredients flown in from fallon and

451
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:41,380
burn which have also which have had their ingredients flown in from japan that's how

452
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,820
special the meal is that they're he's cooking up for them

453
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,420
time for a bit of lamb shank

454
00:18:58,740 --> 00:18:59,860
how does she not see me

455
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:04,500
beanie go but nice beanie hat anyway

456
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,980
can't hear any uh any chickatees

457
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:26,660
the ivan yates cookbook he's got the ivan yates cookbook out

458
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:31,860
he reads he reads he actually reads the team

459
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:39,060
passages from the ivan yates cookbook at half time and they're just recipes recipes from the hard

460
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:43,860
shoulder but it seems to do the trick it didn't do the trick against japan though

461
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:50,900
but it will definitely do the trick against russia because they're not good apparently

462
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:03,300
they're as good as i am at finding chickatees oh

463
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:21,460
the jerry adams cookbook rs is probably like the anarchist cookbook except you can't prove that jerry

464
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:28,820
adams actually wrote it but his the clues are all over his prints are all over it but there's just

465
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:36,500
no proving that he actually did write it steve jennings how the hell are you man long time no see

466
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:42,260
maybe there's some elk or deer or other things that i can

467
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:53,540
i can crucify

468
00:20:53,540 --> 00:21:00,340
the late jim kemmy said that frank's book was an accurate portrayal of the way things were at that time

469
00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:12,820
of their mutual youth pat with all due respect jim kemmy had never skinned a chicken alive and survived in the wilderness

470
00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:20,020
i can't believe a word that comes out of your mouth jim my name is pat not jim

471
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:27,940
uh jim frank frank frank because frank jesus christ up in heaven

472
00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:39,540
how old are you irrelevant you hammered your mother you depicted your mother as a lazy loose-marled good for nothing

473
00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:49,140
whoor you or your mother an apology

474
00:21:57,860 --> 00:22:02,580
get out of the open i know i'm i'm out the open man i'm trying to find a chicken to harvest

475
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:12,180
either a chicken or a pig or a cow it doesn't matter to me i just want to kill some meat

476
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:29,060
imagine getting one of those imagine getting that the right side of that to the to the between the eyes bit

477
00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:37,060
imagine wearing those men they're welly harold's

478
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:51,220
you told welly harold you told welly harold this man said this man said this man shh you've made your point

479
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:57,780
you've made your point shh

480
00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:06,020
he spends his time in america reminiscing about his miserable childhood back home

481
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:10,100
he spends his time in america reminiscing in pubs

482
00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:15,460
such disdain he he had such disdain for the man

483
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:23,140
he spends his time talking shite in pubs in america

484
00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:34,180
are you okay laughing man i'm i'm okay yeah are you okay

485
00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:41,860
is everything okay man is everyone okay

486
00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:49,700
i'd hate to think you weren't okay the whole flipping way

487
00:23:56,500 --> 00:24:01,060
where the fuck are the chickens man this is a joke

488
00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:14,020
misery times three all the flipping way shocked face shocked face emoji

489
00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:19,700
because frank jesus christ up in heaven

490
00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:26,820
necrophilia

491
00:24:29,060 --> 00:24:34,820
i do i like women i love women necrophilia fucking hell look at that lad

492
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:43,540
and the one i married to now is gonna last forever because

493
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:49,140
something something i make up a false name i don't know why you're so obsessed with me

494
00:24:55,300 --> 00:25:05,700
what are you ordering from macari's tonight roge i'm gonna order a wagon wheel pizza i will order a wagon wheel pizza from masoni's

495
00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:09,060
for the late jim kemi

496
00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:20,100
hash for hash for sale hash for sale thanks very much

497
00:25:21,380 --> 00:25:21,700
uh

498
00:25:23,220 --> 00:25:27,780
hashford castle we're going getting blazed up in ashford castle tonight man

499
00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:32,180
the boys are renaming it hash for the castle

500
00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:35,460
thank you for your glorious fit

501
00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:44,900
kazuma kiryu thank you very much did you see it's season two of disenchantment there's a scene at the end of the first episode that's being stolen from the late late show

502
00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:47,140
if you don't want to click the link

503
00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:54,900
it's been thanking jerry for hammering her mother no way i'm going to uh have a look at that when i've got the time

504
00:25:55,380 --> 00:26:01,540
but right now i need to consult the late jim kemi about a chicken cut bush

505
00:26:09,220 --> 00:26:17,300
it's pissing down um luke willis what happens if i uh if it's pissing down do i need to get out the rain or will i catch a cold

506
00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:31,300
the not so late pat kenny mentioned something in passing about the late jim kemi

507
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:36,900
it's a news talk riddle

508
00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:44,260
what's that another another saw which i can't pick up because it's glitched oh no i can

509
00:26:45,460 --> 00:26:47,380
i think that's better than the hacksaw

510
00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:55,460
hacksaw jim duggan i don't know it i'll keep the hacksaw

511
00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:04,340
you'll be what you'll be waterlogged okay i'll get inside just before i die

512
00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:27,300
what's this eight bullets for the ij 70 what pistol am i packing the cr75 my cr75

513
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:34,580
see this is why i want to bury i want to craft a box to bury this shite and take that torch

514
00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:40,020
keep that for later please take a battery in that well i will take that as well all this stuff can go into

515
00:27:40,020 --> 00:27:50,260
the box skate helmet no need i'm already wearing a tactical helmet with uh an old gas mask now if i

516
00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:55,300
can find night vision goggles i can stick night vision goggles on that but i'm not going to find them

517
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:59,940
unless i can get to the military base i can't go to the military base when it's a full server and i'm on

518
00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:04,660
my own because i'll just get blasted so i need to uh bide my time

519
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:13,540
maybe head over there maybe there's a chicken over there

520
00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:30,660
our next guest our next guest comes all the way from america his next book is called tiz

521
00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:36,500
your book is going to be called tizn't it's called tiz my ass

522
00:28:39,140 --> 00:28:41,140
i thought it was going to be called tizn't

523
00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:51,620
thanks very much kazoo mccuryu for your generous hip and pakkenny ringworm

524
00:28:54,340 --> 00:28:55,780
ringworm for the stingworm

525
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:10,340
fucking hammering down it's hammering

526
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:18,340
all right we might sit in here and eat a bit of potato or something until it passes off

527
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:20,740
good luck now

528
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:25,700
let's have a bunch of this spud

529
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:33,860
lots of nutrients in the spud doesn't even look cooked

530
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:42,020
you know the french call spuds uh palm de terre apple of the ground

531
00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:47,860
i interviewed over 70 french people

532
00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:51,620
i interviewed

533
00:29:53,780 --> 00:30:01,300
marie galahur and she referred to the potato as the apple of the ground

534
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,060
how old are you irrelevant

535
00:30:07,060 --> 00:30:07,780
an elephant

536
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:13,300
why are you so obsessed with me

537
00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:30,820
what animal are you an elephant you are a you are a lion you you are a lion you have a lovely silky mane

538
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,740
you never discussed it

539
00:30:39,460 --> 00:30:40,660
you never discussed it

540
00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:45,700
why what's a balaclava here we go

541
00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:54,740
i wonder can you stick the balaclava on under the mask or is that asking for trouble

542
00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:09,860
can you put the thing on the mask can you put that on that no no no no no no no no no no no no

543
00:31:09,860 --> 00:31:17,780
no yeah yeah check him out now man the funk's old brother right about now the funk's old brother

544
00:31:21,620 --> 00:31:24,180
there's probably no need for the the gas mask is there

545
00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:30,580
uh willis mr willis thank you very much pat kenny ringworm

546
00:31:30,580 --> 00:31:40,980
time

547
00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:52,260
put the potato on the pistol for a silencer

548
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:55,060
no way

549
00:31:58,580 --> 00:32:01,700
you can't be serious john mackenroll

550
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:17,780
ah you made me do it you made me look like a right fucking lemon you made me look like a right

551
00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:19,060
fucking tiger

552
00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:32,100
i like the gas mask you know but this is more menacing i've got a bit of a cut lip there a bit of a cut on the lip

553
00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:45,700
water water bottle and

554
00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:54,420
duct tape for a silencer can you fuck are you serious

555
00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:08,420
see you later see you later see you later sorry had to be done

556
00:33:10,660 --> 00:33:13,620
you have nothing for me you are no use to me

557
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:22,660
look at this chicken coop situation here and no chickens to be had not a chicken in sight

558
00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:28,100
fucking battery charger though if you want to charge your phone

559
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:36,660
you can use that to start a car but i've no uh you use too many parts to start a car

560
00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:43,220
you need a radiator you need that you need a battery in itself

561
00:33:49,540 --> 00:34:02,420
there's loads of other shit you need for this guy

562
00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:07,460
what the hell happened here

563
00:34:09,540 --> 00:34:12,020
bit of gem someone had a nosebleed

564
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:18,100
someone had a bit of a nosebleed and uh

565
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:27,060
and then they dropped a bit on the floor look at this lad oh yeah

566
00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:42,820
do you want to come into the house i've got some jam do you want some jam

567
00:34:42,820 --> 00:34:46,740
really let down by the lack of chicken

568
00:34:56,980 --> 00:34:59,940
someone's in the house next be careful warren are you serious

569
00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:03,860
how do you know just see where we are now

570
00:35:11,540 --> 00:35:12,980
utarard is that way now

571
00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:23,620
there could be a chicken or two out this way according to the map

572
00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:33,060
those lads back there should be in direct provision the ones that i ended up bumping into oh

573
00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:35,940
look at her trying to start the fucking car

574
00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:41,460
she's she's she's not a brain cell she's hello

575
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:47,220
sorry do you need help with the car do you need help with your car

576
00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:51,860
there's a battery down there i see the battery down the i see the battery in the shed down there

577
00:35:53,140 --> 00:35:54,420
oh my god what have i done

578
00:35:57,940 --> 00:36:10,900
anything in the boot

579
00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:27,540
oh it's for it's first person gimptoast i i usually only play in first person because it's more uh

580
00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:28,980
it's more exciting

581
00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:46,580
oh can you hear that chicken time i heard a cockerel and when the cockerel crows three times i'll know that you've betrayed me so said jesus

582
00:36:47,460 --> 00:37:06,020
i think that was the lyrics like jesus to a child he said when a cockerel crows three times i'll know you've betrayed me and that child was judas would you believe it

583
00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:20,100
judas was hanging around with jesus who was a lot older than him and uh that was fine back in those times there weren't any raised eyebrows at that

584
00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:33,700
where is this chicka tea where are you duct tape now we can we can utilize that

585
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:40,660
i can hear a chicken up here i can

586
00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:45,460
there he is

587
00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:56,340
how are you doing are you well look i'm actually uh wondering do you know where the um do you know where

588
00:37:56,340 --> 00:38:06,420
the nearest car is thanks man sorry about that as if he'd know where the car was a fucking cockerel or a rooster

589
00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:07,540
whatever you want to call it

590
00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:18,340
now a bit of meat bit of chicken steak there floating in there

591
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:28,660
hmm tasty times ahead i would imagine now this is why we need to we need to uh

592
00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:34,100
craft a box so we'll head into the forest and craft a box

593
00:38:42,740 --> 00:38:47,380
you can take the bones he had bones there as well i believe you can take bones and uh

594
00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:55,060
make fish hooks out of them don't quote me on that but but that's the truth that's the god's honest

595
00:38:56,740 --> 00:39:02,820
i wouldn't lie to you but i've been known to tell a few porcupines in the past

596
00:39:04,020 --> 00:39:13,620
huh good luck see you're gonna have to stay in this house until we move into the forest

597
00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:23,940
can you make stock you probably could yeah you'd need to cook you need to boil the uh the bastard

598
00:39:25,620 --> 00:39:30,260
or you'd need to wow what's that shotgun i already have one

599
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:40,900
bk133 bk133 i've no no rounds for it a glow stick we're not going raven

600
00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:46,980
we're going to the boiler room to see dart we might as well take the glow stick huh

601
00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:52,820
any chance of a q on tick till i get my dole yeah it's in the post

602
00:39:55,300 --> 00:40:01,860
it's in the post and all you all there is in the post is a white a4 page folded up

603
00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:14,740
and the letter q on that you won't catch me thank you for your glorious tip thank you steve jennings

604
00:40:14,740 --> 00:40:25,700
for your glorious tip very kind of you steve very very kind of you steve there's a pumpkin headed lad

605
00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:32,420
on the server keep an eye out i hope not that'd be terrifying thank you if anyone could make a

606
00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:40,020
tip jolly thank you very much very very kind of you space jam space jam 2 jam boogaloo

607
00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:49,700
i believe i can fly did you watch the r kelly thing on fucking netflix i've seen a bit of it now

608
00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:59,300
bye pat bye pat thank you very much bye pat

609
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:08,260
tickets are out next tuesday i need to check i can't open links at the moment but i will and i'm

610
00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:09,780
looking forward to what that link is

611
00:41:20,340 --> 00:41:31,220
fuck it i'm just gonna stay in here pat cox mep here

612
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:35,220
oh hello pat cox

613
00:41:39,860 --> 00:41:44,100
bye pat i've just opened your thing it's very funny

614
00:41:47,540 --> 00:42:02,900
reservation dogs starring tommy schlug connor williams viper higgins fontaine and the man in the shed

615
00:42:05,140 --> 00:42:06,260
the man in the bed

616
00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:17,380
that's gonna be the fallout of the raincoat there you stick the fucking raincoat on you'll keep

617
00:42:17,380 --> 00:42:20,180
yourself dry enough in the wet weather i'd say

618
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:45,460
eat some of this jam it looks like fucking swarfaga hand wash that you use after doing a bit of metal working

619
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:53,140
prevents dermatitis and the like

620
00:42:57,060 --> 00:43:09,220
now into the woods we go into the forest we go into the forest we go i have a mozin rifle with a scope on that so i mean

621
00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:20,020
if we go into the forest we could potentially uh pick off some losers while we feast on chicken breasts

622
00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:22,820
roasted over the fire

623
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:28,500
i'm new to this game as well so the concept of making friends and hanging out in crews

624
00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:36,260
it's a it's an alien situation to me i'm not really i don't really know whether i'd like to do that i'd

625
00:43:36,260 --> 00:43:43,620
probably just like to go it alone at the moment i spent most of yesterday evening or the evening before that

626
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,780
get into the air base with this character

627
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:52,980
and raiding the the stock oh

628
00:43:54,980 --> 00:43:57,300
shots shots fired over at the airfield

629
00:44:05,540 --> 00:44:08,260
did you hear that it's getting fucking tasty down there

630
00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:13,860
i'll get myself up to high ground jesus

631
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:25,540
someone's got that's an svd rifle uh says luke willis

632
00:44:26,420 --> 00:44:31,860
luke it's brilliant man having you here on the chat you know it all and also you're like the colonel

633
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:39,140
in metal gear solid or you're like master miller let's hope luke that by the end of the session you

634
00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:41,300
don't turn out to be a nemesis of mine

635
00:44:42,980 --> 00:44:44,900
all along you've actually been a nemesis

636
00:44:47,220 --> 00:44:48,820
all along you were eddie durkin

637
00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:56,100
it's me brother

638
00:44:57,940 --> 00:45:00,980
snake you have been talking to

639
00:45:02,340 --> 00:45:04,420
it's me you can't

640
00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:10,580
metal gear higgins

641
00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:18,500
there might be a few fucking dodgeballers down here so we will whip out our mozen

642
00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:35,300
and she's got a sweet little acog type thing on it

643
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:41,300
so

644
00:45:41,300 --> 00:45:50,420
it's me

645
00:45:50,420 --> 00:45:52,180
it's me brother

646
00:45:53,860 --> 00:45:54,500
is that a map

647
00:45:56,740 --> 00:45:57,540
more chlorine

648
00:46:01,620 --> 00:46:02,100
negative

649
00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:13,300
box of matches

650
00:46:18,740 --> 00:46:20,340
i'm not going to climb that tower luke

651
00:46:25,780 --> 00:46:27,540
otacon could you lend us a tenner

652
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:35,460
why is the rain it keeps it keeps stopping and starting again

653
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:42,820
it's me

654
00:46:44,740 --> 00:46:45,060
yeah

655
00:46:45,620 --> 00:46:46,340
yeah header

656
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:55,300
i'm safe enough inside a box up here on top of the fucking the mountain top

657
00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:59,300
i might just stay inside the box for the rest of the foreseeable hey

658
00:47:03,140 --> 00:47:05,140
i might just stay inside the box man

659
00:47:12,980 --> 00:47:13,860
look at this lad

660
00:47:13,860 --> 00:47:14,500
fucking

661
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,460
this is going to be the border in next month

662
00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:21,700
you're going to see you're going to see lads like this in the border next month

663
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:24,180
brexit

664
00:47:25,220 --> 00:47:31,140
this is a this isn't called day z this is a a glimpse of the upcoming brexit border scenario

665
00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:37,220
there's going to be lads live streaming themselves

666
00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:42,420
fucking uh doing paramilitary exercises on twitch

667
00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:46,900
they're going to have uh live view solo rigged up to a sony as 300

668
00:47:48,020 --> 00:47:53,380
and they're going to be they're going to have two 4g modems which are going to be live streaming to twitch

669
00:47:53,380 --> 00:47:56,180
in fucking hd it's going to be unreal

670
00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:01,540
anaconda g

671
00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:06,260
anaconda g z in the heezy

672
00:48:10,820 --> 00:48:11,540
thank you very much

673
00:48:11,540 --> 00:48:13,780
thank you very much i'm uh

674
00:48:17,620 --> 00:48:19,700
i'm not sure which one of these i picked up

675
00:48:21,060 --> 00:48:25,860
or i filled myself i think i filled that one myself and this one i picked up and you want to

676
00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:30,340
be careful about uh just drinking water you find because it could be contaminated

677
00:48:33,140 --> 00:48:40,660
thank you for your glorious tip wrangles you hammered your mother thank you very much wrangles

678
00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:44,020
rain rangers wrangles

679
00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:52,100
anyone else thinks the donation jingle sounds like the intro to the kooks naive

680
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:55,300
probably probably does

681
00:48:55,300 --> 00:49:15,300
for your glorious tip should we hit well let me just see what that sounds like thank you very much ganley's outer space tours and redsy baby and redsy baby will you tell shane to let me transport my surfboard on his car he works for board nemona and is afraid of eastern europe and thinks it'll look phallic on the roof

682
00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:18,020
thank you for your glorious tip

683
00:49:18,020 --> 00:49:20,020
thank you for your glorious tip

684
00:49:20,020 --> 00:49:21,780
ganley thank you very much ganley

685
00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:25,460
kooks naive

686
00:49:27,460 --> 00:49:28,020
here we go

687
00:49:28,020 --> 00:49:38,060
Thank you for there you go

688
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,020
Thanks for the tip now. Yeah

689
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,040
Thanks for the tip. Yeah

690
00:49:56,040 --> 00:50:04,580
Now you might just fucking take a lot of this and see how we get on

691
00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:16,860
There's a belly gallon

692
00:50:17,260 --> 00:50:23,920
Dushed away the cobwebs anyway, I'd say might take the last bite of the spud to see how we get on with that

693
00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:27,420
That's a tasty little endeavor

694
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:45,480
Morgan wellish. Thank you very much Morgan well, and a big big big thank you to you and the welches and you are a liar

695
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,800
Thank you very much

696
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:59,800
Think the rain is stopping now we can we can head out it's fine sort of rain. It's not heavy, but it's still gonna you're still gonna get wet

697
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:11,320
The late I gotta stop saying it

698
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:17,480
Gotta stop saying it I find it's a real comfort to quote the video

699
00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:23,960
Incessantly, and I I I it makes me happy if there's a if there's a

700
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,260
Day a moment during the day when things aren't

701
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:34,360
Would that be poisonous for this the late Jim Kemmie said that the red pine mushroom was a a

702
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,640
A brittle mushroom filled with milky fluid

703
00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:40,140
surprisingly tasty

704
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:49,820
We might take that so it's mushroom season. I do find the quoting the videos it helps it helps me along the way

705
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:58,140
But it's becoming a bit of an obsession now and an addiction I think everything is addictive in its own way

706
00:52:03,260 --> 00:52:09,500
Well not everything but I mean you you pass you've heard your you've heard of research, you know what I'm talking about

707
00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:16,140
If you enjoy something then it could become addictive like drugs. Oh

708
00:52:22,860 --> 00:52:25,980
Hello is anybody there hello

709
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,120
Wow look at this fuck

710
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,120
Damaged worn

711
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:57,060
Seven six two point five four four what's what what guns that for seven six two seven six two?

712
00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:00,980
Seven six two what's that for is that for the fucking?

713
00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:03,980
Three oh eight win?

714
00:53:06,180 --> 00:53:15,320
Seven six two five four that's for me. That's for me. Yes. Yes. Yes, and I'll take those and I'll take those

715
00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:22,400
Do I need those three eighties do I do they do they go in my pistol?

716
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,520
19mm Parabellum.

717
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,520
ACOG for the M4.

718
00:53:54,580 --> 00:53:55,400
Stab vest.

719
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:55,460
Stab vest.

720
00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:00,420
Fuck, I'm getting damp.

721
00:54:00,980 --> 00:54:02,980
Maybe if I'm in the tent, I won't get damp.

722
00:54:09,740 --> 00:54:13,980
I think someone's gonna come out and pop a few slugs into my brain pipe now.

723
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:15,980
I need to get out of here fast.

724
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:17,840
But with what?

725
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:17,900
What?

726
00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:33,120
Can you pull the door down on the thing?

727
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,340
I take these fucking rounds as well.

728
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,140
You never know when you might need them.

729
00:54:41,380 --> 00:54:42,740
It's deadly dangerous.

730
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:45,360
Buckshot.

731
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:55,400
I love when you find a nice little situation like this.

732
00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:58,000
And it doesn't happen often, Pat.

733
00:54:58,100 --> 00:55:01,140
I have to tell you, I was stuck out in the fucking...

734
00:55:01,140 --> 00:55:03,680
The back of beyond there for a while.

735
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:06,080
Christine.

736
00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:07,460
Don't need another one.

737
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:09,960
Warren.

738
00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:11,640
FX Buckley.

739
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:13,160
Butchers.

740
00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:15,320
Pig's head in the window.

741
00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:18,340
Poor piggy.

742
00:55:18,580 --> 00:55:19,980
Poor pig had it coming to him.

743
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:29,880
Can you pull the fucking door down on this, can you?

744
00:55:33,940 --> 00:55:34,540
You can.

745
00:55:35,420 --> 00:55:36,380
Will they know I'm in...

746
00:55:36,380 --> 00:55:39,020
Will they know I'm in the tent if I pull the door down?

747
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:42,080
Uh-oh.

748
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:42,620
Someone's here.

749
00:55:54,540 --> 00:55:55,180
Someone's here.

750
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:02,200
Fast.

751
00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:03,140
Fast ones.

752
00:56:03,220 --> 00:56:03,560
Thank you.

753
00:56:10,060 --> 00:56:11,380
Shall I leave the hood open?

754
00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:12,740
Shall I leave the hood open?

755
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:14,600
Shall I leave the hood open?

756
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:18,660
Imagine he was there then.

757
00:56:18,660 --> 00:56:22,200
Thank you for your glorious tip.

758
00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:24,160
Thank you very much for your glorious tip.

759
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:31,720
Fucking swap.

760
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:32,660
Oh, I can't.

761
00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:33,540
I've no fucking...

762
00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:34,400
Oh, no.

763
00:56:35,420 --> 00:56:35,800
I'm...

764
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:36,300
I'm fucked.

765
00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:43,200
Thank you for your glorious tip.

766
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,520
Thank you very much for your glorious tip.

767
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:52,920
What the fuck is that, man?

768
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,780
I'm getting cold.

769
00:56:54,780 --> 00:56:54,860
I'm getting cold.

770
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:04,800
I like the sound of that.

771
00:57:05,940 --> 00:57:06,900
I'm getting cold.

772
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,060
How do I get warm now?

773
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:08,700
I'm getting...

774
00:57:08,700 --> 00:57:09,720
I'm wet and cold.

775
00:57:09,940 --> 00:57:10,900
How do I get warm?

776
00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:11,800
Does something...

777
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:12,960
Will I go...

778
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:13,360
Will I...

779
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,040
I'll fuck off.

780
00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:14,480
Will I...

781
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:15,160
I'll come back.

782
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:15,880
I'll come back.

783
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:16,780
I'll come back.

784
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:19,900
I'll run away and come back.

785
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,460
I'll run away and light a fire and come back.

786
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,040
Where is the building where I can light a fire?

787
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:48,980
Where was that tower?

788
00:57:48,980 --> 00:57:49,060
Tower.

789
00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:57,460
Where was the tower?

790
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,500
Use your fire lighters.

791
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:06,200
Ha ha.

792
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,200
Does anybody have a box of drummer?

793
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,280
Thank you very much, Ronan...

794
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,700
Ronan and Nathan.

795
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:14,360
Nathan Heron.

796
00:58:15,060 --> 00:58:17,520
Thank you very much, your Heron.

797
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:20,180
I seen you stalking the...

798
00:58:20,180 --> 00:58:22,180
The riverbanks the last day, Nathan.

799
00:58:22,260 --> 00:58:22,560
Did I?

800
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:23,820
Solid snake.

801
00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:24,680
You hammered your brother.

802
00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:30,660
Thank you for your...

803
00:58:30,660 --> 00:58:31,820
Jimmy Jusus.

804
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,400
Jimmy Jusus.

805
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:34,800
How are you?

806
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:37,220
Are you still to watch your video that you made?

807
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,920
Shout out to the...

808
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:39,240
Churn...

809
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:40,480
Churnerous crew.

810
00:58:41,260 --> 00:58:42,920
Churno is the name of this place, I think.

811
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,220
Churnerous crew.

812
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,880
The mod back in the day was better than the full game.

813
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,100
I had to walk away from it.

814
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:52,580
I was shit at it.

815
00:58:53,340 --> 00:58:53,880
I never got...

816
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:57,380
I never got this far where I was tooled up like this.

817
00:58:59,060 --> 00:59:01,060
Okay, we need to go and light a fire.

818
00:59:01,220 --> 00:59:02,100
We're getting warmer again now, so...

819
00:59:02,100 --> 00:59:03,100
So...

820
00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:07,880
The tent is back there, up there.

821
00:59:08,140 --> 00:59:08,400
Oh.

822
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,120
I thought there was a person there.

823
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:11,360
It's...

824
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:12,860
It's fucking scary enough.

825
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:19,400
Ah.

826
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:24,320
I thought the tent was up there.

827
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:27,840
I thought it was called Tisn't.

828
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,180
Where's the deep forest like, you know?

829
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:44,560
Oh, where's the fucking deep forest, man?

830
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,360
Just pissing down the...

831
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:06,520
Pissing, pissing, pissing rain the whole flipping way.

832
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,040
Miserable days.

833
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,180
Miserable people of Churnerous.

834
01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:16,460
Miserable post-Soviet atmosphere.

835
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:22,040
Now, this is a good spot, I think, for a fire up by these trees.

836
01:00:22,340 --> 01:00:23,420
Lovely trees.

837
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:25,400
Lovely grass.

838
01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:26,400
Lovely leaves.

839
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:29,700
Lovely atmosphere.

840
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:34,600
Maybe down there.

841
01:00:34,660 --> 01:00:35,460
Look, it's dense.

842
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:37,380
It's got some density to it.

843
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:45,840
Lovely trees.

844
01:00:46,580 --> 01:00:47,560
Lovely atmosphere.

845
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:52,680
Nice spot for a picnic.

846
01:00:54,460 --> 01:00:55,740
Nice night for a walk.

847
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:02,000
Right.

848
01:01:02,260 --> 01:01:03,340
This is it down here.

849
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:07,600
Let's get...

850
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,100
Let's bust out a fire, man.

851
01:01:09,380 --> 01:01:11,160
Get the fucking fire started, man.

852
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:11,960
Prodigy.

853
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:12,640
Keith Flint.

854
01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:13,800
Have you got a bit of Flint?

855
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,480
Have you got a bit of Keith to shed the fire?

856
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:16,560
Here.

857
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:19,360
Rest in peace.

858
01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:20,720
Rest in peace, Keith.

859
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:23,540
Keith Flint is after you.

860
01:01:24,940 --> 01:01:27,300
And we also will need a bit of kindling.

861
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,040
It's fucking raining again.

862
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:44,040
It might be hard to light a fire in this environment.

863
01:01:44,180 --> 01:01:45,260
Is that a snake on the ground?

864
01:01:47,460 --> 01:01:48,680
Are the pine cones?

865
01:01:48,760 --> 01:02:03,420
Fucking hell.

866
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:05,320
There's gonna be no...

867
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,800
It's rain, rain, rain in the whole flipping way.

868
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,640
Is that the same town I was in.

869
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:13,640
It's not the same town I was in.

870
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:14,880
It's not the same town I was in.

871
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:15,640
It's not the same town I was in.

872
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:15,640
It's not the same town I was in.

873
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:16,640
It's not the same town I was in.

874
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:16,640
It's not the same town I was in.

875
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:17,640
It's not the same town I was in.

876
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:18,640
It's not the same town I was in.

877
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:18,640
It's not the same town I was in.

878
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:19,640
It's not the same town I was in.

879
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:20,640
It's not the same town I was in.

880
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:21,640
It's not the same town I was in.

881
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:22,640
It's not the same town I was in.

882
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:23,640
It's not the same town I was in.

883
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:24,640
It's not the same town I was in.

884
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:25,640
It's not the same town I was in.

885
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:26,640
It's not the same town I was in.

886
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:27,640
It's not the same town I was in.

887
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:28,640
It's not the same town I was in.

888
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:53,640
It's not the same town I was in.

889
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:57,640
I thought I saw someone in the window up there.

890
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,640
It was just a bit of dirt.

891
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:17,640
Bit of dirt on the scope.

892
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:26,640
The bogey men are in town.

893
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:40,260
This isn't the same town because there's a police station here and there wasn't a police station in the last town I was in. Oh there was actually yeah. But I don't think this is it. There's a police station in most towns I'd say.

894
01:03:40,260 --> 01:04:10,240
Border simulator 2020. This is it. This is the border. It's coming whether you like it or not. The proposals they drafted were there's going to be border checkpoints.

895
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:40,220
So bye bye GFA. But the Yanks are saying they won't they won't fucking trade with Britain if the Good Friday agreement isn't isn't honored. So I mean I don't know how that's going to play play out. Although they don't I don't think they have a fucking clue what they're talking about the Americans sometimes you know. Why am I picking that up. I have the same I have two of those don't need that.

896
01:04:40,220 --> 01:04:57,220
Donald pump that's got a compensator on it. We'll take that off. We'll take the compensator off the one that we picked up and we'll fucking change that for the one that we got the scope on. We can drop that back then. We've got both. We've got two for the price of one then you know.

897
01:04:57,220 --> 01:05:26,220
Right. We'll take that. What does a compensator do. Don't. Don't ask me. Don't obsess with me all the time. You're a muzzle device for a Mosin in the town in the south of Ireland. You're used to counter recoil during firing.

898
01:05:26,220 --> 01:05:54,620
Go ahead and do something live. It's mushy season. Thank you very much. It's mushy season and indeed it is mushy season. September and October are the mushy times of the year. If you want to go and get those mushy's then by all means go and get those mushy's. You find them in the forests and you can put them in your Sunday dinner. They are very tasty.

899
01:05:55,220 --> 01:06:11,020
Aidan Gallagher. Thank you very much. Aidan Gallagher. How are you? The name rings a bell but then again there's a lot of Aidan Gallagher's in the country. Doesn't mean that you're the Aidan Gallagher I know personally.

900
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:37,460
But thank you very much Aidan Gallagher would you be a fan and Far Farther the fire rises. Good to have you back. The same is could be said about yourself far. 45 and 2. What the hell is a 45 and 2 Aidan? You don't need that.

901
01:06:37,460 --> 01:06:50,780
That fucker in the tent had a pristine cheven steak. A chunk of goat meat. Tough and smelly. It can probably be eaten. If you know how to cook and hold your breath.

902
01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:57,460
They had a little bit of that. I wonder can you eat the steak raw or do you have to cook the steak? Does uh...

903
01:06:59,460 --> 01:07:01,460
Willis? Mr. Willis?

904
01:07:02,460 --> 01:07:09,460
If you're still there will you let it... Will you let yourself be known in the chat? And will you tell me this? Riddle me this Willis.

905
01:07:11,460 --> 01:07:17,460
Do you have to cook the steak? Or can you eat the steak raw? Or would you need a stomach of iron for that?

906
01:07:17,460 --> 01:07:32,460
We're not going... We didn't go to the rugby no it's too expensive.

907
01:07:32,460 --> 01:07:37,460
But we're saving up to go to the king of the iron fist tournament. That's coming up in the new year.

908
01:07:38,460 --> 01:07:43,460
Uh... We're gonna be crashing on the couch of Hihachi there. He said he's got...

909
01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:46,460
He's got a couch we can stay on and uh...

910
01:07:46,460 --> 01:07:49,460
He's actually gonna be fighting a man with the...

911
01:07:49,460 --> 01:07:52,460
A lion's head. Who goes by the name of King.

912
01:07:53,460 --> 01:07:55,460
And if rumors are to be believed...

913
01:07:55,460 --> 01:07:57,460
There's even a fucking panda on the undercard.

914
01:07:58,460 --> 01:08:01,460
Uh... The WWF haven't been informed about this.

915
01:08:02,460 --> 01:08:04,460
But the WWE have.

916
01:08:04,460 --> 01:08:05,460
And they say...

917
01:08:06,460 --> 01:08:08,460
That it's representative of the way things were...

918
01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:10,460
In the lanes of Limerick.

919
01:08:10,460 --> 01:08:11,460
Of their mutual youth.

920
01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:26,460
I reckon we fucking have a fire upstairs in here. Look at this handcuffs.

921
01:08:27,460 --> 01:08:28,460
Bit of hanky panky.

922
01:08:33,460 --> 01:08:36,460
We lock someone in here if they come in and get us. We can lock them in here.

923
01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:38,460
I think. Maybe not.

924
01:08:39,460 --> 01:08:42,460
Maybe you can lock them. But you can definitely put them in handcuffs.

925
01:08:43,460 --> 01:08:44,460
Make them do stuff then.

926
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:46,460
What's that?

927
01:08:48,460 --> 01:08:51,460
Police jacket. Uniform jacket of the special force unit. Somewhat warm and comfortable.

928
01:08:59,460 --> 01:09:00,460
Be great to find an AK.

929
01:09:02,460 --> 01:09:04,460
Andriy Kancelskis.

930
01:09:05,460 --> 01:09:07,460
Inventor of the AK-47.

931
01:09:08,460 --> 01:09:10,460
Andriy Kancelskis.

932
01:09:10,460 --> 01:09:11,460
47.

933
01:09:12,460 --> 01:09:12,460
And uh...

934
01:09:13,460 --> 01:09:16,460
He made a lot of money off that.

935
01:09:17,460 --> 01:09:20,460
He had to give up the fucking football to concentrate on the guns.

936
01:09:21,460 --> 01:09:23,460
Or he gave up the guns to concentrate on the football.

937
01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:24,460
It's one or the other.

938
01:09:25,460 --> 01:09:25,460
Either way.

939
01:09:25,460 --> 01:09:27,460
Very, very talented individual.

940
01:09:27,460 --> 01:09:28,460
Skillful man.

941
01:09:29,460 --> 01:09:30,460
And...

942
01:09:30,460 --> 01:09:35,460
Marion Parhars from Georgia was uh...

943
01:09:35,460 --> 01:09:39,460
Giving him fucking compensators as well.

944
01:09:40,460 --> 01:09:41,460
And then...

945
01:09:41,460 --> 01:09:42,460
What's the other one?

946
01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:47,460
King Klazzy.

947
01:09:47,460 --> 01:09:47,460
King Klazzy.

948
01:09:47,460 --> 01:09:49,460
King Klazzy was in the fucking rafters.

949
01:09:50,460 --> 01:09:51,460
Last night.

950
01:09:51,460 --> 01:09:52,460
Asking for you.

951
01:09:52,460 --> 01:09:53,460
Georgie King Klazzy.

952
01:09:55,460 --> 01:09:56,460
And uh...

953
01:09:56,460 --> 01:09:56,460
And Parhars.

954
01:09:56,460 --> 01:09:58,460
Were on the terror last night.

955
01:09:58,460 --> 01:10:00,460
Shooting guns.

956
01:10:01,460 --> 01:10:02,460
Fucking playing...

957
01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:05,460
Doing solos and shooting guns man.

958
01:10:06,460 --> 01:10:07,460
Now.

959
01:10:07,460 --> 01:10:08,460
Let's build this fire.

960
01:10:12,460 --> 01:10:14,460
With no fucking sticks.

961
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:17,460
The one thing we went out into the forest for.

962
01:10:17,460 --> 01:10:18,460
We didn't...

963
01:10:18,460 --> 01:10:19,460
We didn't get.

964
01:10:19,460 --> 01:10:20,460
But they're easily got anyway.

965
01:10:22,460 --> 01:10:23,460
Might eat a tin of tuna.

966
01:10:24,460 --> 01:10:24,460
Oh no.

967
01:10:24,460 --> 01:10:25,460
Fuck it.

968
01:10:25,460 --> 01:10:26,460
We'll get the sticks.

969
01:10:26,460 --> 01:10:27,460
We'll get the sticks.

970
01:10:27,460 --> 01:10:28,460
And cook up the fucking shtick.

971
01:10:29,460 --> 01:10:30,460
Tony Eboah.

972
01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:31,460
Yeah.

973
01:10:31,460 --> 01:10:32,460
Max Darwin.

974
01:10:32,460 --> 01:10:33,460
David St. Patrick.

975
01:10:33,460 --> 01:10:34,460
How are ya?

976
01:10:34,460 --> 01:10:35,460
John Kennedy.

977
01:10:35,460 --> 01:10:36,460
Laughing man.

978
01:10:36,460 --> 01:10:37,460
You're...

979
01:10:37,460 --> 01:10:39,460
You're making me feel paranoid.

980
01:10:39,460 --> 01:10:40,460
Just saying in the chat.

981
01:10:40,460 --> 01:10:41,460
Watch out behind you.

982
01:10:41,460 --> 01:10:42,460
Is there anyone behind me?

983
01:10:42,460 --> 01:10:43,460
Do you know...

984
01:10:43,460 --> 01:10:44,460
Do you know something I don't?

985
01:10:46,460 --> 01:10:47,460
Huh?

986
01:10:50,460 --> 01:10:51,460
Spit it out man.

987
01:10:57,460 --> 01:10:59,460
Thank you for...

988
01:10:59,460 --> 01:11:01,460
Your glorious tip.

989
01:11:01,460 --> 01:11:02,460
Mark.

990
01:11:02,460 --> 01:11:03,460
Mark.

991
01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:05,460
Formerly known as Sweet Beast.

992
01:11:05,460 --> 01:11:06,460
Thank you very much Sweet Beast.

993
01:11:06,460 --> 01:11:07,460
You're...

994
01:11:07,460 --> 01:11:08,460
You...

995
01:11:08,460 --> 01:11:09,460
Are...

996
01:11:09,460 --> 01:11:10,460
A Sweet Beast.

997
01:11:10,460 --> 01:11:12,460
You've peddled your beast.

998
01:11:12,460 --> 01:11:14,460
All over the globe.

999
01:11:14,460 --> 01:11:16,460
Yes you do Frank.

1000
01:11:16,460 --> 01:11:18,460
You know everything about it.

1001
01:11:18,460 --> 01:11:20,460
You have been peddling lies.

1002
01:11:20,460 --> 01:11:21,460
About Limerick.

1003
01:11:21,460 --> 01:11:22,460
For the last two years.

1004
01:11:22,460 --> 01:11:23,460
About Limerick.

1005
01:11:23,460 --> 01:11:25,460
For the last two years.

1006
01:11:25,460 --> 01:11:28,460
In every newspaper.

1007
01:11:28,460 --> 01:11:30,460
In every sweet beast mark.

1008
01:11:31,460 --> 01:11:33,460
In every mushy season.

1009
01:11:33,460 --> 01:11:36,460
You have done nothing but lied.

1010
01:11:36,460 --> 01:11:37,460
You...

1011
01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:38,460
Are...

1012
01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:39,460
A liar.

1013
01:11:40,460 --> 01:11:41,460
Theresa Carmody.

1014
01:11:41,460 --> 01:11:43,460
Theresa Carmody was three days away from her death.

1015
01:11:43,460 --> 01:11:48,460
When you wrote in your book that you had sexual intercourse with her.

1016
01:11:51,460 --> 01:11:52,460
You...

1017
01:11:52,460 --> 01:11:55,460
Nowhere in your book does it say that it was with her consent.

1018
01:11:56,460 --> 01:11:58,460
Was it with her consent Frank?

1019
01:12:00,460 --> 01:12:01,460
Was it with her consent?

1020
01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:02,460
There's no Theresa Carmody.

1021
01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:03,460
It's a made up name.

1022
01:12:03,460 --> 01:12:04,460
It's not a made up name.

1023
01:12:04,460 --> 01:12:05,460
You're gonna tell more lies.

1024
01:12:05,460 --> 01:12:07,460
Why is this not fucking working?

1025
01:12:07,460 --> 01:12:12,460
Why is this not cutting bush?

1026
01:12:12,460 --> 01:12:14,460
Don't tell me this fucking...

1027
01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:19,460
Oh for fuck sake.

1028
01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:22,460
Why is this not fucking working?

1029
01:12:22,460 --> 01:12:24,460
Why is this not fucking working?

1030
01:12:24,460 --> 01:12:29,460
Why is this not fucking working?

1031
01:12:29,460 --> 01:12:49,860
Why is this not fucking working now? Oh it is. Oh it's splitting axe. I'm shaving. I don't want to shave man. Oh that'll do. Started shaving in the middle of a war zone. What do you think this is man? Fucking Karaditch's gaff.

1032
01:12:52,060 --> 01:13:06,340
We were around the fucking Radovan Karaditch's house man for an after party down in Sarajevo two years ago man. Fucking on 20, 30 years ago now like you know what I mean? Karaditch was fucking on the chasers.

1033
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:09,600
Split that shtick.

1034
01:13:18,660 --> 01:13:22,860
Short stick now. You split the long stick and we make three short sticks and that'll make a little firing.

1035
01:13:24,780 --> 01:13:26,700
No no no. Don't shave again.

1036
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,480
You have been peddling lies.

1037
01:13:33,100 --> 01:13:37,300
You do really need two pairs of handcuffs. We're not going to arrest anyone.

1038
01:13:42,660 --> 01:13:43,700
I heard someone.

1039
01:13:43,700 --> 01:13:52,940
I thought I heard someone.

1040
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:56,260
Thought I heard someone.

1041
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:00,240
Thought I heard someone man.

1042
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:05,880
Pretty sure I heard someone the last day and I was trying to make sticks for the fire.

1043
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:10,480
When I get home from a hard day in the fields.

1044
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:12,980
I like to throw a few stickings onto the fire.

1045
01:14:13,060 --> 01:14:16,440
I like to craft a few stickings from a local bush.

1046
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:18,640
If it'll fucking work.

1047
01:14:19,820 --> 01:14:20,060
Right.

1048
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:26,800
Necrophilia.

1049
01:14:29,100 --> 01:14:29,580
Okay.

1050
01:14:29,580 --> 01:14:29,580
Okay.

1051
01:14:35,580 --> 01:14:39,940
I believe the liberty caps are legal.

1052
01:14:41,460 --> 01:14:44,420
Open until you've picked them out of the ground and then they're illegal.

1053
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:51,560
You do the maths.

1054
01:14:52,620 --> 01:14:54,440
You do the mathematicians.

1055
01:15:02,740 --> 01:15:04,780
You have been peddling spies.

1056
01:15:10,780 --> 01:15:12,660
If you've just joined us, welcome to the stream.

1057
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:17,960
This is a simulation game of the Irish border in one month's time.

1058
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:20,480
And this is my character.

1059
01:15:21,540 --> 01:15:25,100
And we're just in the field getting a few stickings for the fireplace.

1060
01:15:25,100 --> 01:15:38,040
We'll leave that there.

1061
01:15:38,220 --> 01:15:39,320
We'll leave that there.

1062
01:15:39,540 --> 01:15:42,040
And then we will return.

1063
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:44,500
We will return.

1064
01:15:46,980 --> 01:15:47,740
Look at him.

1065
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:49,480
Poor old sausage.

1066
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:51,000
Never had a...

1067
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,160
Never stood a chance.

1068
01:15:52,260 --> 01:15:52,460
Did he?

1069
01:15:53,620 --> 01:15:53,900
He's infected.

1070
01:16:00,300 --> 01:16:00,740
Now.

1071
01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:01,800
Let's make our fire.

1072
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:03,980
So we combine sticks.

1073
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:05,240
With...

1074
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:10,380
We'll combine sticks.

1075
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:13,420
And...

1076
01:16:13,420 --> 01:16:15,560
With rags.

1077
01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:16,880
And that's...

1078
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:18,820
And that's...

1079
01:16:18,820 --> 01:16:19,560
And craft...

1080
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:20,780
A fireplace.

1081
01:16:29,780 --> 01:16:32,620
I'm uncomfortable with the amount of time I've seen you spend looking at the ground.

1082
01:16:32,740 --> 01:16:33,080
Johnson.

1083
01:16:33,440 --> 01:16:34,220
Thanks for the tip.

1084
01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:34,920
I'll keep...

1085
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:35,920
I'll keep an eye on that.

1086
01:16:36,460 --> 01:16:38,980
Because I am blissfully unaware of how...

1087
01:16:38,980 --> 01:16:40,500
Annoying that could be.

1088
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:41,120
Because I'm...

1089
01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:42,280
I'm engrossed.

1090
01:16:42,620 --> 01:16:44,280
And I'm scared also of what's...

1091
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:45,580
What's around the corner, you know.

1092
01:16:48,740 --> 01:16:50,080
I'm scared and confused.

1093
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:52,280
And...

1094
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:55,260
Now we need...

1095
01:16:55,260 --> 01:16:57,040
I need to fucking go back out there now.

1096
01:16:57,140 --> 01:16:58,200
And get a long stick again.

1097
01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:09,740
I don't know why this won't let me cut it.

1098
01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:13,580
A long stick out.

1099
01:17:13,580 --> 01:17:31,100
I've plenty of matches.

1100
01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:32,520
Jolly good show.

1101
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:44,840
What's going on here?

1102
01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:46,640
What's that?

1103
01:17:47,980 --> 01:17:48,500
Bark.

1104
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:51,540
Light bark.

1105
01:17:53,940 --> 01:17:55,700
Maybe you use that as kindling then.

1106
01:18:00,180 --> 01:18:00,660
Chabush.

1107
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:02,420
What the fuck is going on?

1108
01:18:02,420 --> 01:18:03,440
What the fuck is going on?

1109
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:17,980
Imagine there was just a shop around the corner.

1110
01:18:18,100 --> 01:18:19,560
You can go in and buy a bag of sticks.

1111
01:18:20,180 --> 01:18:20,960
For a fiver.

1112
01:18:21,860 --> 01:18:22,880
In a little net.

1113
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:24,980
A net bending.

1114
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:30,400
Too much fucking stuff.

1115
01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:33,600
Take a take in the piss in that tent.

1116
01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:42,040
Very...

1117
01:18:42,040 --> 01:18:43,200
Uncomfortable.

1118
01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:46,640
Leaving all my weapons and shit here.

1119
01:18:59,100 --> 01:18:59,700
Fuck.

1120
01:18:59,700 --> 01:19:01,780
Fisty Mart.

1121
01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:05,900
Fisty Mart.

1122
01:19:05,980 --> 01:19:06,400
How are you?

1123
01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:10,140
A nice bit of firelighter too.

1124
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:10,860
Just to smell.

1125
01:19:11,020 --> 01:19:12,920
It'd be great to have a firelighter to hand.

1126
01:19:12,980 --> 01:19:13,660
Just to sniff.

1127
01:19:14,460 --> 01:19:15,400
In times of...

1128
01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:17,200
In times of want.

1129
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:23,160
Fisty Mart.

1130
01:19:23,660 --> 01:19:24,680
Would you know why the...

1131
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:25,260
Would you know why the...

1132
01:19:25,260 --> 01:19:26,380
Or Luke Willis.

1133
01:19:26,440 --> 01:19:28,840
Would you know why this isn't chopping bush?

1134
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:32,000
It's not cutting bush.

1135
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:32,060
It's not cutting bush.

1136
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:45,600
Dermot Connolly.

1137
01:19:45,980 --> 01:19:47,340
Thank you very much, Dermot.

1138
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:57,760
Just waiting here now.

1139
01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:00,420
Wait for the advice to come in the chat.

1140
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:05,760
Thank you for...

1141
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:07,240
Your glorious tip.

1142
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:22,480
Who is the lad playing this smoking away on stream?

1143
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:32,320
Maybe I'll chop this fucking tree.

1144
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,200
Is this bugged?

1145
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:43,480
Is it?

1146
01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:43,560
Is it?

1147
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:52,860
Fucking hell hey.

1148
01:20:54,060 --> 01:20:55,320
Few logs there hey.

1149
01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:03,160
No room in the inventory for it like.

1150
01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:04,500
Tell you what.

1151
01:21:04,540 --> 01:21:06,440
I'll leave the stuff in a little box in here.

1152
01:21:09,660 --> 01:21:10,800
Look at that head torch.

1153
01:21:11,420 --> 01:21:12,520
It's all happening in here.

1154
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:18,060
Put that...

1155
01:21:18,060 --> 01:21:19,600
We'll put some stuff in the pea coat.

1156
01:21:20,100 --> 01:21:22,260
Hide a load of gear in the fucking pea coat, man.

1157
01:21:22,260 --> 01:21:22,860
Fuck.

1158
01:21:44,940 --> 01:21:46,100
I think I heard some...

1159
01:21:46,100 --> 01:21:47,980
Some gunshots there.

1160
01:21:47,980 --> 01:21:59,940
Sometimes it's just the creaking of a tree.

1161
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:02,820
Thank you very much, Dermot Connolly.

1162
01:22:03,780 --> 01:22:05,220
Did you ever play Dying Light?

1163
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:07,300
Cracking game, but it scared the shit out of me.

1164
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:10,860
I haven't played it, and it's on Steam for a five or now, I think.

1165
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:12,080
Should I get it?

1166
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:13,560
DG.

1167
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:15,220
How are you, Francis?

1168
01:22:15,700 --> 01:22:16,500
Not too bad.

1169
01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:17,960
Not too bad.

1170
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:19,920
DG.

1171
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:20,680
Thank you very much.

1172
01:22:21,420 --> 01:22:22,320
The Director General.

1173
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:25,020
Is in full effect.

1174
01:22:30,660 --> 01:22:31,360
Be a net.

1175
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:32,460
Be a netta.

1176
01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:45,720
I could just eat the spud and the jam, but apparently there's more nutrients in the...

1177
01:22:45,720 --> 01:22:48,260
In the steak.

1178
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:02,140
Some nice stuff here.

1179
01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:14,780
Right.

1180
01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:19,700
There'll be enough room for a log in there.

1181
01:23:25,700 --> 01:23:55,660
Inventory Simulation 2020. 2020 vision.

1182
01:23:55,660 --> 01:24:25,620
He's glitched. He got glitched. Border Patrol. Take Firewood. Saw. I don't want a saw.

1183
01:24:25,620 --> 01:24:34,620
Could you split them into sticks? It would be great if you could split them into long sticks. Short sticks.

1184
01:24:55,580 --> 01:25:04,580
What am I fucking doing?

1185
01:25:04,580 --> 01:25:13,580
What am I fucking doing? That's not going to fit.

1186
01:25:13,580 --> 01:25:22,580
What am I fucking doing? That's not going to fit. Oh for fuck's sake.

1187
01:25:22,580 --> 01:25:31,580
Oh for fuck's sake.

1188
01:25:31,580 --> 01:25:40,580
Oh for fuck's sake.

1189
01:25:40,580 --> 01:25:50,500
We'll come back for the axe.

1190
01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:53,420
We'll come back for the axe.

1191
01:25:53,480 --> 01:25:54,700
All this for a bit of chicken.

1192
01:25:57,520 --> 01:26:00,420
The meat will have gone off by the time we get the fucking thing going.

1193
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:02,940
What's the bets?

1194
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:04,120
I balls it up as well.

1195
01:26:04,780 --> 01:26:07,040
Because everything has to be done so...

1196
01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:09,420
Everything has to be done methodically and in the right order.

1197
01:26:09,620 --> 01:26:12,400
And you can fuck it up in a number of ways.

1198
01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:18,900
Okay, so first thing first.

1199
01:26:19,540 --> 01:26:21,420
We'll put our chicken on the end of the steak.

1200
01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:24,160
You're a journalist, Frank.

1201
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:26,700
Frank, Pat, you're a journalist.

1202
01:26:27,020 --> 01:26:28,580
You've heard of chicken steaks.

1203
01:26:30,860 --> 01:26:32,320
Combine the chicken with the steak.

1204
01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:34,700
You've made your steak.

1205
01:26:35,900 --> 01:26:36,420
Now.

1206
01:26:38,740 --> 01:26:39,640
There we go.

1207
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:43,060
This guy is going to eat like a king.

1208
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,060
He is the king.

1209
01:26:49,660 --> 01:26:50,060
Now.

1210
01:26:50,240 --> 01:26:52,700
If we leave that on the ground, will it fuck up?

1211
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:54,960
This is the problem.

1212
01:26:56,660 --> 01:26:58,080
We'll leave the gun on the ground.

1213
01:26:59,380 --> 01:27:00,380
You've made your...

1214
01:27:00,380 --> 01:27:02,460
Put that there.

1215
01:27:05,780 --> 01:27:06,200
Now.

1216
01:27:08,500 --> 01:27:08,980
Now.

1217
01:27:10,360 --> 01:27:11,180
What's next?

1218
01:27:11,900 --> 01:27:13,800
Thank you for...

1219
01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:14,200
Jolly.

1220
01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:15,020
Thank you very much.

1221
01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:18,420
Fireplace fuel.

1222
01:27:18,660 --> 01:27:19,660
We'll stick three...

1223
01:27:19,660 --> 01:27:22,440
Little fuels in that.

1224
01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:25,920
And then we'll take the matches out.

1225
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:26,920
And we'll light the fucker.

1226
01:27:26,980 --> 01:27:27,980
And we should be away with it.

1227
01:27:28,680 --> 01:27:29,620
We should be away with it.

1228
01:27:29,620 --> 01:27:30,100
Get ready.

1229
01:27:30,740 --> 01:27:31,680
For fire.

1230
01:27:32,980 --> 01:27:33,940
Fireside chicken.

1231
01:27:35,120 --> 01:27:36,440
With Francis Higgins.

1232
01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:37,480
Out in the wilderness.

1233
01:27:37,980 --> 01:27:39,900
Never light a fire indoors anyway.

1234
01:27:39,980 --> 01:27:40,420
Like this.

1235
01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:41,880
This is a bad...

1236
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:43,680
Situation.

1237
01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:45,640
We'll end up burning the house down.

1238
01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:48,880
Now.

1239
01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:50,200
Let's get our chicken out.

1240
01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:51,800
And we're ready to rock.

1241
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:53,480
I think.

1242
01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:57,020
We are ready to rock.

1243
01:27:57,220 --> 01:27:58,680
You are a liar.

1244
01:27:59,200 --> 01:27:59,420
Now.

1245
01:28:03,300 --> 01:28:04,380
Check that out man.

1246
01:28:05,460 --> 01:28:08,260
Just cooking a little bit of chicken inside a shed.

1247
01:28:09,620 --> 01:28:10,580
Nutrition value.

1248
01:28:10,940 --> 01:28:11,380
Plenty.

1249
01:28:16,780 --> 01:28:18,780
Reminds me of the good old days.

1250
01:28:18,820 --> 01:28:20,340
When we had to forage and feast.

1251
01:28:20,340 --> 01:28:22,120
And what we could find in the wilderness.

1252
01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:22,900
Like you know.

1253
01:28:22,900 --> 01:28:31,200
Before Londis.

1254
01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:32,880
Before Londis.

1255
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:34,700
Long before Londis or Centra.

1256
01:28:34,820 --> 01:28:35,900
People had to do this.

1257
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:42,280
Now.

1258
01:28:43,760 --> 01:28:44,920
I think that's cooked.

1259
01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:48,620
Just before I eat this now.

1260
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:49,580
Is that cooked?

1261
01:28:52,100 --> 01:28:53,080
Is that cooked?

1262
01:28:54,020 --> 01:28:55,120
I don't want to burn it.

1263
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:02,360
Hang on.

1264
01:29:02,980 --> 01:29:03,380
Smoke.

1265
01:29:03,620 --> 01:29:03,860
Fuck.

1266
01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:08,980
I think I could have died in there.

1267
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:14,600
I think I could have died.

1268
01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:16,660
I think I could have died.

1269
01:29:16,660 --> 01:29:17,040
Okay.

1270
01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:26,540
Let's get another one on this fucker.

1271
01:29:27,540 --> 01:29:28,820
Let's get another one on this.

1272
01:29:36,820 --> 01:29:37,500
Come on.

1273
01:29:40,880 --> 01:29:42,100
We open the door out.

1274
01:29:42,100 --> 01:29:44,200
We open the door to let the smoke out.

1275
01:29:44,700 --> 01:29:46,080
Because there's no chimney you see.

1276
01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:46,680
No.

1277
01:29:46,780 --> 01:29:47,900
There's no chimney at all.

1278
01:29:48,460 --> 01:29:49,040
That could have.

1279
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:51,480
Imagine that.

1280
01:29:51,580 --> 01:29:52,080
All that.

1281
01:29:52,180 --> 01:29:54,740
I spent four hours the last day getting all geared up.

1282
01:29:55,680 --> 01:29:56,020
And then.

1283
01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:57,540
This has been two hours.

1284
01:29:57,800 --> 01:29:59,820
I think this has been an hour and a half.

1285
01:30:00,260 --> 01:30:02,100
Just to cook a bit of a fucking chicken.

1286
01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:06,740
Open inventory near the fireplace.

1287
01:30:06,980 --> 01:30:09,800
And there's a slot for fuel that holds matchbox and uses on it.

1288
01:30:09,820 --> 01:30:10,300
Says Jolly.

1289
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:11,760
Thanks very much Jolly.

1290
01:30:11,820 --> 01:30:13,420
But I think that's the time has passed.

1291
01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:13,700
Is it?

1292
01:30:25,700 --> 01:30:28,260
I drank water from a pond the last day.

1293
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:29,280
And I got fucking.

1294
01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:31,980
E. coli or some shit.

1295
01:30:32,060 --> 01:30:32,660
And I died.

1296
01:30:33,380 --> 01:30:34,660
Just before I died.

1297
01:30:37,160 --> 01:30:39,300
Now there's two cooked breasts.

1298
01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:42,200
We might cook this goat stick.

1299
01:30:42,900 --> 01:30:45,620
I think you can still roast it on the embers.

1300
01:30:45,940 --> 01:30:47,100
Even though the fire's gone out.

1301
01:30:48,100 --> 01:30:49,100
Might take a while though.

1302
01:30:52,700 --> 01:30:56,500
Bit of new gate going.

1303
01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:58,440
I've no new gates at the moment Mark.

1304
01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:12,900
This is Greta Thunberg's favourite game.

1305
01:31:15,340 --> 01:31:16,140
I heard.

1306
01:31:22,140 --> 01:31:25,300
She doesn't agree with the lighting fires with the.

1307
01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:27,040
The bushes and that.

1308
01:31:32,440 --> 01:31:33,420
Is that going to be.

1309
01:31:33,540 --> 01:31:33,980
Is that cooked?

1310
01:31:37,620 --> 01:31:40,300
She's all about harvesting the methane from the cows.

1311
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:41,860
The excess methane from cows.

1312
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:43,140
And.

1313
01:31:43,800 --> 01:31:44,540
Bottling that.

1314
01:31:45,620 --> 01:31:46,540
Inside a fucking.

1315
01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:47,980
Blowtorch canister.

1316
01:31:48,980 --> 01:31:51,000
And then just going around fucking blowtorching.

1317
01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:53,240
Steaks.

1318
01:31:53,760 --> 01:31:54,800
Or not steaks.

1319
01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:56,440
But blowtorching eggs with.

1320
01:31:56,920 --> 01:31:58,280
With farts in a can.

1321
01:31:58,280 --> 01:31:58,600
Yeah.

1322
01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:04,080
Farts.

1323
01:32:04,180 --> 01:32:06,240
Farts in a can were a fucking deadly band.

1324
01:32:06,300 --> 01:32:06,860
Did you see them?

1325
01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:10,280
They're playing the Roisin Dove next Tuesday weeknight.

1326
01:32:17,280 --> 01:32:19,220
Now we'll stick our Mosin back there.

1327
01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:21,280
We'll leave that in the vicinity.

1328
01:32:22,820 --> 01:32:24,160
And I'm going to eat this.

1329
01:32:24,160 --> 01:32:25,380
This chicken.

1330
01:32:28,380 --> 01:32:29,060
That's okay.

1331
01:32:29,180 --> 01:32:30,640
To have the fire going in here now.

1332
01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:31,080
Like that.

1333
01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:31,400
Like that.

1334
01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:36,060
Now let's eat this.

1335
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:46,980
You hammered your Greta.

1336
01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:53,980
Good for nothing schoolgirl.

1337
01:32:58,240 --> 01:32:58,640
Now.

1338
01:32:58,800 --> 01:33:00,060
Shit that we left in this cult.

1339
01:33:00,580 --> 01:33:00,900
Do we.

1340
01:33:00,980 --> 01:33:02,220
Do we really need any of it?

1341
01:33:02,660 --> 01:33:03,200
Yeah we do.

1342
01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:07,940
What can I get rid of here?

1343
01:33:09,940 --> 01:33:10,580
The rag.

1344
01:33:11,740 --> 01:33:12,960
On the rag again.

1345
01:33:19,600 --> 01:33:20,040
Mostly.

1346
01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:21,520
You can take back most.

1347
01:33:21,700 --> 01:33:22,700
Most of the shit that we.

1348
01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:23,620
Left.

1349
01:33:31,300 --> 01:33:31,860
Torch.

1350
01:33:33,300 --> 01:33:35,540
Can you put a head torch on that.

1351
01:33:35,820 --> 01:33:36,720
Tactical helmet.

1352
01:33:37,420 --> 01:33:48,800
No

1353
01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:58,260
Where's my fucking helmet now?

1354
01:34:00,820 --> 01:34:01,420
Oh yeah

1355
01:34:01,420 --> 01:34:07,380
You hammered your helmet

1356
01:34:07,380 --> 01:34:11,420
Your helmet was wrecked

1357
01:34:12,300 --> 01:34:20,840
You hammered your crowser

1358
01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:32,720
Would you ever go around with the cooked chicken breast in your pocket?

1359
01:34:40,460 --> 01:34:41,020
Pocatino

1360
01:34:41,020 --> 01:34:44,460
And we can leave all that shit

1361
01:34:44,460 --> 01:34:46,600
We have no room for anything more now

1362
01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:50,180
So the next mission was to

1363
01:34:50,180 --> 01:34:51,080
Next objective

1364
01:34:51,080 --> 01:34:52,420
Fashion a box

1365
01:34:52,420 --> 01:34:57,160
Nails using nails and planks

1366
01:34:57,160 --> 01:35:01,320
How do we fucking get planks?

1367
01:35:01,460 --> 01:35:02,020
That's the thing

1368
01:35:02,020 --> 01:35:04,620
Can we get planks?

1369
01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:12,580
How come I ate the chicken breast and I'm not even full?

1370
01:35:14,720 --> 01:35:15,900
Do I have to eat another?

1371
01:35:16,840 --> 01:35:17,960
Floating wood there, look

1372
01:35:17,960 --> 01:35:36,260
You hammered your chicken breast

1373
01:35:36,260 --> 01:35:43,560
So I split in headache

1374
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:44,060
No

1375
01:35:44,060 --> 01:36:05,240
Saw in wooden logs

1376
01:36:05,240 --> 01:36:12,040
What are they?

1377
01:36:12,120 --> 01:36:12,580
Are they logs?

1378
01:36:12,700 --> 01:36:12,880
Are they?

1379
01:36:14,700 --> 01:36:15,120
Firewood

1380
01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:19,940
Maybe you get logs out of trees

1381
01:36:19,940 --> 01:36:24,220
Or maybe you'd

1382
01:36:24,220 --> 01:36:30,240
You'd have to go to a sawmill or something

1383
01:36:30,240 --> 01:36:31,540
There's a firewood or something?

1384
01:36:31,540 --> 01:36:31,540
There's a firewood or something?

1385
01:36:31,540 --> 01:36:31,540
There's a firewood or something?

1386
01:36:31,540 --> 01:36:33,540
There's a firewood or something?

1387
01:36:33,540 --> 01:36:35,540
There's a firewood or something?

1388
01:36:35,540 --> 01:36:35,540
There's a firewood or something?

1389
01:36:35,540 --> 01:36:36,340
There's the airfield

1390
01:36:36,340 --> 01:36:40,620
We've got loads of ammunition now

1391
01:36:40,620 --> 01:36:41,760
We can snipe fuckers

1392
01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:45,300
Maybe we'll make a box

1393
01:36:45,300 --> 01:36:46,840
Stash some stuff

1394
01:36:46,840 --> 01:36:50,080
And then just go and take the piss out of newcomers

1395
01:36:50,080 --> 01:36:50,980
Down at the beach

1396
01:36:50,980 --> 01:36:55,480
I think that's probably going to be the best

1397
01:36:55,480 --> 01:36:58,360
Because we need to see a bit of action before the night

1398
01:36:58,360 --> 01:36:59,660
Is up

1399
01:36:59,660 --> 01:36:59,960
Is up

1400
01:36:59,960 --> 01:37:07,960
I'd love to bury stuff here like you know

1401
01:37:07,960 --> 01:37:14,640
There's a woodies next to the airfield

1402
01:37:14,640 --> 01:37:24,240
There's the airfield

1403
01:37:24,240 --> 01:37:25,440
Is down that way there

1404
01:37:25,440 --> 01:37:27,880
And then beyond that is Uttarard

1405
01:37:27,880 --> 01:37:32,880
And there's a cabal on one side of the airfield

1406
01:37:32,880 --> 01:37:37,040
And then there's a right wing conspiracy group on the other side

1407
01:37:37,040 --> 01:37:39,380
And then there's just the villagers in the middle

1408
01:37:39,380 --> 01:37:40,820
The band villagers

1409
01:37:40,820 --> 01:37:45,540
Let's chop this one down

1410
01:37:45,540 --> 01:37:53,300
Watch out for midgets

1411
01:37:53,300 --> 01:38:11,780
What's that?

1412
01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:12,400
No message

1413
01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:14,340
Huh?

1414
01:38:16,460 --> 01:38:17,900
Are you fucking serious?

1415
01:38:17,900 --> 01:38:34,780
Huh?

1416
01:38:34,780 --> 01:38:51,920
What does that mean now?

1417
01:38:54,160 --> 01:38:55,760
Will I be able to get back on

1418
01:38:55,760 --> 01:38:56,620
Or is that me gone?

1419
01:38:56,620 --> 01:39:07,360
We were only just getting big

1420
01:39:07,360 --> 01:39:08,200
Like started

1421
01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:09,180
Oh yeah here we go

1422
01:39:09,180 --> 01:39:10,140
I want

1423
01:39:10,140 --> 01:39:11,480
I'm looking forward to

1424
01:39:11,480 --> 01:39:14,860
To coercing newcomers

1425
01:39:14,860 --> 01:39:16,240
Into doing stuff

1426
01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:18,480
I'm

1427
01:39:18,480 --> 01:39:19,880
I'm thinking of maybe

1428
01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:23,100
Bringing someone in

1429
01:39:23,100 --> 01:39:24,180
And seeing whether or not

1430
01:39:24,180 --> 01:39:25,420
Testing the waters with them

1431
01:39:25,420 --> 01:39:31,080
and if I don't like them I'm just gonna put handcuffs on them.

1432
01:39:46,080 --> 01:39:50,920
Greta Thunberg shut it down.

1433
01:39:54,340 --> 01:40:23,260
There's no more stick collecting Redmond Sweeney that's done. Who says there's two more hours of stick collecting? Stick collecting was another side of the story about the people of the lanes who are happy. My relatives. I interviewed over 50 sticks who are contemporaries of Frank Mystic. I interviewed Moira Gallagher.

1434
01:40:23,260 --> 01:40:31,840
Who was an arsonist. She referred to herself as the angel of the flames.

1435
01:40:36,380 --> 01:40:38,780
I can't believe a word that comes out of your mouth.

1436
01:40:41,820 --> 01:40:43,020
Start your own server.

1437
01:40:44,020 --> 01:40:46,420
I won't because I don't know how to do that.

1438
01:40:47,300 --> 01:40:49,000
I'll just go back onto this.

1439
01:40:49,700 --> 01:40:50,580
Head to the beach.

1440
01:40:52,160 --> 01:40:54,060
And blow someone's head off.

1441
01:40:56,480 --> 01:41:02,600
Greta is working with a group comprised of Antifa and Greenpeace crusties making EMP bombs to tackle servers.

1442
01:41:03,140 --> 01:41:03,800
I hope not.

1443
01:41:03,800 --> 01:41:03,840
I hope not.

1444
01:41:07,440 --> 01:41:08,420
We have to go back.

1445
01:41:09,540 --> 01:41:10,140
Over here.

1446
01:41:21,720 --> 01:41:23,120
I'm a survivor.

1447
01:41:23,120 --> 01:41:23,120
I'm a survivor.

1448
01:41:26,120 --> 01:41:27,820
I'm gonna work harder.

1449
01:41:34,840 --> 01:41:37,560
Used to be shit at my job, but now I'm brilliant.

1450
01:41:37,560 --> 01:41:40,260
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ba-da-ba-da.

1451
01:41:45,540 --> 01:41:48,740
There could be some loot down there under those tents.

1452
01:41:49,340 --> 01:41:50,120
Canapes.

1453
01:41:54,740 --> 01:42:00,760
So you can head over there.

1454
01:42:00,840 --> 01:42:01,400
That's east.

1455
01:42:02,020 --> 01:42:03,420
I believe that's east.

1456
01:42:04,460 --> 01:42:05,720
Brett Easton Ellis.

1457
01:42:08,420 --> 01:42:09,900
Yeah, that's east.

1458
01:42:10,080 --> 01:42:10,520
That's east.

1459
01:42:13,220 --> 01:42:14,100
That's east.

1460
01:42:16,700 --> 01:42:22,200
People, someone was saying it's boring, the game is boring.

1461
01:42:23,020 --> 01:42:26,700
I don't, I know that it might be boring.

1462
01:42:26,700 --> 01:42:33,480
So if your attention span is not up to the job,

1463
01:42:34,080 --> 01:42:37,060
then that's okay.

1464
01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:42,520
You know, you can leave or you can go play a game yourself or you can go and sit down and have a glass of milk.

1465
01:42:44,520 --> 01:42:46,680
Do you know, there's no one forcing you to watch it.

1466
01:42:46,680 --> 01:42:54,120
But I am a man on a mission to stash a load of equipment which I've stolen from a military base.

1467
01:42:54,480 --> 01:43:02,860
And then I'm going to kill a load of, you know, I'm going to kill a load of, you know, I'm going to do.

1468
01:43:02,860 --> 01:43:04,520
And I'm having my fun.

1469
01:43:04,520 --> 01:43:08,420
As Father Fintan Stack said, and that's all that matters.

1470
01:43:08,420 --> 01:43:11,980
And yeah, you're more than welcome to join in the fun.

1471
01:43:19,860 --> 01:43:24,380
It's a, it's a simple pastoral survival game.

1472
01:43:25,520 --> 01:43:32,720
It's not round after round of just fucking intense action.

1473
01:43:34,720 --> 01:43:38,060
My nerves would be shot playing the fucking Battle Royale games.

1474
01:43:38,060 --> 01:43:40,600
And I can't even win a fucking game of Battle Royale.

1475
01:43:41,260 --> 01:43:44,080
Like I've played Battle Royale for over a year now.

1476
01:43:44,160 --> 01:43:45,720
I've not won one fucking game.

1477
01:43:46,020 --> 01:43:47,500
There's two years of Battle Royale.

1478
01:43:48,020 --> 01:43:49,740
I've never won a Battle Royale.

1479
01:43:50,460 --> 01:43:52,140
So let's just leave it at that.

1480
01:43:52,840 --> 01:43:56,060
Let's just stick to fucking making fires and cooking chicken breasts.

1481
01:43:56,360 --> 01:43:57,060
What I'm good at.

1482
01:43:57,120 --> 01:43:58,140
What I can do, you know.

1483
01:43:59,020 --> 01:44:00,280
Don't be stretching yourself.

1484
01:44:04,740 --> 01:44:05,420
Wooden log.

1485
01:44:05,900 --> 01:44:06,680
Saw wooden log.

1486
01:44:06,740 --> 01:44:16,220
Now if I saw the wooden log, can I, will it make a, will it make a, will that make a, will that make a plank?

1487
01:44:16,640 --> 01:44:17,020
Plank.

1488
01:44:17,020 --> 01:44:19,460
Well you need a saw.

1489
01:44:19,840 --> 01:44:21,700
You need, you need a hacksaw.

1490
01:44:22,080 --> 01:44:23,160
And where did I leave one?

1491
01:44:23,260 --> 01:44:24,200
Back in the fucking tent.

1492
01:44:25,060 --> 01:44:26,900
I'm not going back at that tent again.

1493
01:44:26,900 --> 01:44:31,960
I'm not going back at that tent.

1494
01:44:31,960 --> 01:44:33,340
I'm not going back at that tent.

1495
01:44:33,340 --> 01:44:34,040
I'm not going back at that tent.

1496
01:44:34,040 --> 01:44:35,720
I'm not going back at that tent.

1497
01:44:35,720 --> 01:44:36,140
I'm not going back at that tent.

1498
01:44:36,140 --> 01:44:36,780
I'm not going back at that tent.

1499
01:44:36,780 --> 01:44:37,960
I'm not going back at that tent.

1500
01:44:37,960 --> 01:44:38,600
I'm not going back at that tent.

1501
01:44:38,600 --> 01:44:39,800
I'm not going back at that tent.

1502
01:44:39,800 --> 01:44:40,100
I'm not going back at that tent.

1503
01:44:40,100 --> 01:44:40,620
I'm not going back at that tent.

1504
01:44:40,620 --> 01:44:41,020
I'm not going back at that tent.

1505
01:44:41,020 --> 01:44:41,720
I'm not going back at that tent.

1506
01:44:41,720 --> 01:44:42,720
I'm not going back at that tent.

1507
01:44:42,720 --> 01:44:43,660
I'm not going back at that tent.

1508
01:44:43,660 --> 01:44:44,720
I'm not going back at that tent.

1509
01:44:44,720 --> 01:44:45,720
I'm not going back at that tent.

1510
01:44:45,720 --> 01:44:46,720
I'm not going back at that tent.

1511
01:44:46,720 --> 01:44:57,760
I've the nails got.

1512
01:45:13,720 --> 01:45:14,080
Fuck it.

1513
01:45:14,080 --> 01:45:14,640
We're going ahead.

1514
01:45:14,640 --> 01:45:42,280
This backpack is going to show up.

1515
01:45:42,280 --> 01:45:43,400
I'm camouflaged.

1516
01:45:43,400 --> 01:45:47,220
But this is going to really show up.

1517
01:45:50,160 --> 01:45:51,220
It's going to show me up.

1518
01:45:58,380 --> 01:46:02,120
And the noob hunting, yeah.

1519
01:46:02,120 --> 01:46:02,180
Yeah.

1520
01:46:02,180 --> 01:46:04,260
Max Darwin.

1521
01:46:04,260 --> 01:46:05,820
But the thing is, I'm a noob as well.

1522
01:46:05,820 --> 01:46:07,740
So it could go tits up.

1523
01:46:07,740 --> 01:46:37,720
Imagine if you're going to get a little bit more.

1524
01:46:37,720 --> 01:46:44,660
Imagine if you're just walking down this lane here and Gemma O'Doherty was walking down it with her phone out doing a live stream.

1525
01:46:45,640 --> 01:46:48,020
And there was a load of people with tricklers behind her.

1526
01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:53,620
And they're all calling themselves patriots.

1527
01:46:54,220 --> 01:46:56,160
And then you had to trade with them.

1528
01:46:56,480 --> 01:46:58,040
And I was after planks of wood.

1529
01:46:58,560 --> 01:47:05,940
But all they had were their phones and Irish flags.

1530
01:47:07,700 --> 01:47:11,420
And then you took the Irish flags and you crafted something out of those.

1531
01:47:11,800 --> 01:47:15,200
You crafted a silencer for your gun with a plastic bottle.

1532
01:47:16,640 --> 01:47:21,460
And what would she take off you?

1533
01:47:23,580 --> 01:47:29,520
She would probably take my fucking jungle boots.

1534
01:47:32,520 --> 01:47:34,380
Which I got in Shoe Zone there.

1535
01:47:34,440 --> 01:47:37,500
I got a great pair of jungle boots in Shoe Zone at the weekend.

1536
01:47:38,280 --> 01:47:41,820
They're durable combat boots designed for use in wet and humid environments.

1537
01:47:46,120 --> 01:47:47,460
Now she'd take the jam.

1538
01:47:47,460 --> 01:47:53,360
And she'd fucking dip her hand in it and scoop out all the jam in one.

1539
01:47:53,720 --> 01:47:54,540
And just neck it.

1540
01:47:56,500 --> 01:47:57,780
And get sick then.

1541
01:48:04,720 --> 01:48:05,580
Look at that.

1542
01:48:06,960 --> 01:48:08,120
Lovely little town.

1543
01:48:11,060 --> 01:48:15,540
And to think they were going to put a direct provision centre in that fucking red barn over there.

1544
01:48:16,660 --> 01:48:17,220
Sure there's no.

1545
01:48:17,780 --> 01:48:18,120
There's.

1546
01:48:18,760 --> 01:48:19,220
It's.

1547
01:48:19,320 --> 01:48:19,500
It's.

1548
01:48:20,260 --> 01:48:20,680
There's.

1549
01:48:20,860 --> 01:48:22,140
There's nothing in the town.

1550
01:48:23,900 --> 01:48:26,820
The nearest GP is over there at that fucking chimney.

1551
01:48:33,460 --> 01:48:34,760
I'm out in the open here.

1552
01:48:34,980 --> 01:48:35,860
Gonna get sniped.

1553
01:48:40,240 --> 01:48:42,120
Might hide in the bush here for a while.

1554
01:48:42,120 --> 01:48:59,740
Ba-ba-da, ba-ba-ba-da-da

1555
01:48:59,740 --> 01:49:02,080
Do you remember that one by the Stereophonics?

1556
01:49:02,080 --> 01:49:07,340
Ba-ba-da, ba-ba-ba-da-da

1557
01:49:07,340 --> 01:49:14,160
San Francisco Bay, something 49

1558
01:49:14,160 --> 01:49:20,200
Cunt Hooks, ask me the right time

1559
01:49:20,200 --> 01:49:25,400
Running on the airfield with my .45

1560
01:49:25,400 --> 01:49:33,220
It's not a .45, it's a Russian rifle

1561
01:49:33,220 --> 01:49:41,540
Have a nice play, says Chris Hulton

1562
01:49:41,540 --> 01:49:45,760
Have a nice play, says Chris Hulton

1563
01:49:45,760 --> 01:49:48,340
Have a nice play

1564
01:49:48,340 --> 01:49:52,780
He had a very gravelly voice, didn't he, Kelly Jones, from the Stereophonics?

1565
01:49:55,040 --> 01:50:04,640
Is it true the rumor about him now that his mother used to force feed him a fucking spoonful of gravel as a baby, after he had his baby food?

1566
01:50:11,860 --> 01:50:20,180
And she said that if he didn't smoke 20 bents in a day, by the age of six, she'd smack his arse!

1567
01:50:20,180 --> 01:50:28,500
So I mean he was, which is abuse, but, look at the way he turned out

1568
01:50:28,500 --> 01:50:32,440
Fucking magical voice, and a magical singer, and a great band

1569
01:50:32,440 --> 01:50:34,880
Look at the shadow on that

1570
01:50:34,880 --> 01:50:37,180
I'm a, you wouldn't fuck with him

1571
01:50:37,180 --> 01:50:39,420
You would not fuck with him, with me

1572
01:50:39,420 --> 01:50:43,460
And this is gonna be, unfortunately, this is a glimpse of what's to come

1573
01:50:43,460 --> 01:50:47,840
You're gonna see that, you're gonna see that silhouette on the border in, in a month's time, I'd say

1574
01:50:47,840 --> 01:50:50,520
Well, we all are

1575
01:50:50,520 --> 01:50:54,700
And, uh, there might be a buffer zone

1576
01:50:54,700 --> 01:50:56,460
There might be outposts

1577
01:50:57,100 --> 01:51:01,340
There might be fucking deer stands, with cunts in the deer stands, just aiming

1578
01:51:01,340 --> 01:51:03,080
There might be, like, chimneys like that

1579
01:51:03,080 --> 01:51:04,760
Cunts on top of the chimneys

1580
01:51:04,760 --> 01:51:06,700
With searchlights and guns

1581
01:51:06,700 --> 01:51:11,660
Sometimes I feel like there is

1582
01:51:11,660 --> 01:51:15,320
The, the depression, or the, the depravity

1583
01:51:15,320 --> 01:51:19,560
And the downerville news cycle

1584
01:51:19,560 --> 01:51:24,760
The only way to combat it is just to fucking, uh, laugh

1585
01:51:24,760 --> 01:51:29,100
Because to, uh, get into debates about it all

1586
01:51:29,100 --> 01:51:33,160
It's inconsequential, and what do, what do you really know at the end of the day?

1587
01:51:33,960 --> 01:51:36,640
I mean, you might know a thing or two about a thing or two

1588
01:51:36,640 --> 01:51:39,780
But unless you're actually in the system, making the fucking changes happen

1589
01:51:39,780 --> 01:51:40,700
Then

1590
01:51:40,700 --> 01:51:45,860
All you can do is fucking laugh

1591
01:51:45,860 --> 01:51:52,680
But there'll be, there will be no laughing

1592
01:51:52,680 --> 01:51:56,160
When a fucking life gets taken

1593
01:51:56,160 --> 01:52:07,260
Anyways

1594
01:52:07,260 --> 01:52:10,120
Anything else happen in the weekend, no?

1595
01:52:14,080 --> 01:52:15,980
Any crack besides that, no?

1596
01:52:16,600 --> 01:52:17,140
Anyways

1597
01:52:17,140 --> 01:52:20,180
Any crack besides the impending death, no?

1598
01:52:20,180 --> 01:52:30,920
There's gonna be lads fucking running towards the coast on the border

1599
01:52:30,920 --> 01:52:33,540
Looking to, looking to pawn noobs

1600
01:52:33,540 --> 01:52:39,860
Noob guards and noob British army employees

1601
01:52:39,860 --> 01:52:45,860
Or, will they be army employees or will they be British border control men?

1602
01:52:46,580 --> 01:52:49,060
How is this gonna fucking, it's not gonna work at all, man

1603
01:52:49,060 --> 01:52:51,360
There's too many lunatics out there with guns

1604
01:52:51,360 --> 01:52:59,040
Will meet, is talking about it, is that gonna be a self-fulfilling prophecy?

1605
01:52:59,300 --> 01:53:01,880
Is just talking about it putting the ideas out there

1606
01:53:01,880 --> 01:53:04,300
Is it dangerous to even be talking about it?

1607
01:53:04,800 --> 01:53:07,000
Like, it's fucking mental

1608
01:53:07,000 --> 01:53:13,300
2016, they had the vote

1609
01:53:13,300 --> 01:53:16,460
It's gonna be 2020 in a couple of months

1610
01:53:16,460 --> 01:53:18,720
Three months, whatever the fuck

1611
01:53:18,720 --> 01:53:21,600
And it's

1612
01:53:21,600 --> 01:53:23,560
We're balls to the wall

1613
01:53:23,560 --> 01:53:30,160
On a fucking militaristic situation occurring

1614
01:53:30,160 --> 01:53:32,480
Not far from where I'm living

1615
01:53:32,480 --> 01:53:35,240
Like, I mean, far enough

1616
01:53:35,240 --> 01:53:36,840
But still not far enough

1617
01:53:36,840 --> 01:53:37,860
In the sense that

1618
01:53:37,860 --> 01:53:38,600
It shouldn't even

1619
01:53:38,600 --> 01:53:40,940
It should be on the fucking other side of the world

1620
01:53:40,940 --> 01:53:41,900
I'll be happy then

1621
01:53:41,900 --> 01:53:53,720
Any crack besides that, anyways?

1622
01:53:53,720 --> 01:53:56,040
Did you see the match?

1623
01:53:56,460 --> 01:53:58,920
At least we'll still have the match, yeah?

1624
01:53:59,740 --> 01:54:00,300
What match?

1625
01:54:00,620 --> 01:54:01,720
I don't know, any match

1626
01:54:01,720 --> 01:54:03,260
Just any match, man

1627
01:54:03,260 --> 01:54:04,780
To take the fucking mind off the

1628
01:54:04,780 --> 01:54:07,540
The shit news, like

1629
01:54:07,540 --> 01:54:09,640
Yeah, they'll be the match?

1630
01:54:11,880 --> 01:54:12,280
United

1631
01:54:12,280 --> 01:54:14,220
Yeah, United, yeah

1632
01:54:14,220 --> 01:54:17,660
United?

1633
01:54:18,100 --> 01:54:20,420
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

1634
01:54:20,420 --> 01:54:22,540
United?

1635
01:54:22,960 --> 01:54:24,420
Yeah, yeah, yeah

1636
01:54:24,420 --> 01:54:25,920
Deer stand, here we go

1637
01:54:25,920 --> 01:54:27,200
What have we got?

1638
01:54:27,280 --> 01:54:28,980
Probably a packet of seeds up here

1639
01:54:28,980 --> 01:54:33,420
Hunting knife

1640
01:54:33,420 --> 01:54:34,120
Already have

1641
01:54:34,120 --> 01:54:35,920
Already have, man

1642
01:54:35,920 --> 01:54:42,760
Look at that beautiful sunset

1643
01:54:42,760 --> 01:54:47,140
I'd love to give the sun one in the eye

1644
01:54:47,140 --> 01:54:49,700
One right between its eyes

1645
01:54:49,700 --> 01:54:51,980
Fucking sun

1646
01:54:51,980 --> 01:54:55,020
Where were you the rest of the fucking days, man?

1647
01:54:55,660 --> 01:54:55,800
Eh?

1648
01:54:58,380 --> 01:54:59,920
So mad at the fucking sun

1649
01:54:59,920 --> 01:55:01,820
For not appearing the last day

1650
01:55:01,820 --> 01:55:03,080
That I went out

1651
01:55:03,080 --> 01:55:04,000
I took the gun out

1652
01:55:04,000 --> 01:55:05,660
I fucking shot the sun, man

1653
01:55:05,660 --> 01:55:07,620
He went in then, the cunt

1654
01:55:07,620 --> 01:55:10,080
Started raining then

1655
01:55:10,080 --> 01:55:11,960
I said to myself

1656
01:55:11,960 --> 01:55:12,420
It's not

1657
01:55:12,420 --> 01:55:13,440
That's not rain, that

1658
01:55:13,440 --> 01:55:14,620
That's the sun crying

1659
01:55:14,620 --> 01:55:20,020
The guards arrested me soon after that then, you know

1660
01:55:20,020 --> 01:55:21,300
And the trial is coming up

1661
01:55:21,300 --> 01:55:24,220
I have fucking free legal aid, man

1662
01:55:27,780 --> 01:55:30,680
I've got free legal aid, sir

1663
01:55:30,680 --> 01:55:33,640
The sun doesn't have a solicitor

1664
01:55:33,640 --> 01:55:42,220
Where were you on the night of September the 30th?

1665
01:55:42,220 --> 01:55:43,420
What happened then?

1666
01:55:43,420 --> 01:55:57,960
Thank you for your glorious day

1667
01:55:57,960 --> 01:55:59,200
Saler bone

1668
01:55:59,200 --> 01:56:01,140
Thank you very much, saler bone

1669
01:56:01,140 --> 01:56:04,500
Any crack, saler bone?

1670
01:56:08,640 --> 01:56:10,840
You'd want to be careful on the slippy roads

1671
01:56:10,840 --> 01:56:12,700
You might break your collar bone

1672
01:56:12,700 --> 01:56:16,800
Thank you, Paul

1673
01:56:16,800 --> 01:56:18,680
Your glorious day

1674
01:56:18,680 --> 01:56:21,680
Paul Rudd, thank you very much

1675
01:56:21,680 --> 01:56:23,360
Rawl Pud

1676
01:56:23,360 --> 01:56:31,960
Rawl Pud, Paul Rudd, and RuPaul

1677
01:56:31,960 --> 01:56:34,440
The dragmeister himself

1678
01:56:34,440 --> 01:56:36,820
Are combining to make a new dessert

1679
01:56:36,820 --> 01:56:39,700
Thank you for your glorious day

1680
01:56:39,700 --> 01:56:43,260
Thank you very much, Daniel Collins

1681
01:56:43,260 --> 01:56:46,240
You have been peddling tips

1682
01:56:46,240 --> 01:56:48,180
All over the internet

1683
01:56:48,180 --> 01:56:57,340
Lovely sound of lovely atmosphere

1684
01:56:57,340 --> 01:56:58,620
Lovely trees

1685
01:56:58,620 --> 01:57:00,220
Lovely sound

1686
01:57:00,220 --> 01:57:01,900
Lovely sounds of birds

1687
01:57:01,900 --> 01:57:04,460
Lovely atmosphere

1688
01:57:04,460 --> 01:57:05,460
Lovely sound of birds

1689
01:57:05,460 --> 01:57:05,460
Lovely sound of birds

1690
01:57:05,460 --> 01:57:06,460
Lovely sound of birds

1691
01:57:06,460 --> 01:57:07,460
Lovely sound of birds

1692
01:57:07,460 --> 01:57:08,460
Lovely sound of birds

1693
01:57:08,460 --> 01:57:09,460
Lovely sound of birds

1694
01:57:09,460 --> 01:57:10,460
Lovely sound of birds

1695
01:57:10,460 --> 01:57:11,460
Lovely sound of birds

1696
01:57:11,460 --> 01:57:12,460
Lovely sound of birds

1697
01:57:12,460 --> 01:57:12,460
Lovely sound of birds

1698
01:57:12,460 --> 01:57:13,460
Lovely sound of birds

1699
01:57:13,460 --> 01:57:13,460
Lovely sound of birds

1700
01:57:13,460 --> 01:57:14,460
Lovely sound of birds

1701
01:57:14,460 --> 01:57:15,460
Lovely sound of birds

1702
01:57:15,460 --> 01:57:16,460
Lovely sound of birds

1703
01:57:16,460 --> 01:57:17,620
Do you like?

1704
01:57:17,700 --> 01:57:18,360
That's my duck

1705
01:57:18,360 --> 01:57:22,620
I can do a variety of animal sounds

1706
01:57:22,620 --> 01:57:23,960
That I don't think would fit in

1707
01:57:23,960 --> 01:57:26,560
In the post-Soviet wilderness

1708
01:57:26,560 --> 01:57:29,860
One being this duck here

1709
01:57:29,860 --> 01:57:33,960
Which you might get down at the pond actually

1710
01:57:33,960 --> 01:57:36,180
Another one which wouldn't fit in

1711
01:57:36,180 --> 01:57:38,040
Would be just your generic sheep

1712
01:57:38,040 --> 01:57:40,420
Baaah

1713
01:57:40,420 --> 01:57:43,220
Baaah

1714
01:57:43,220 --> 01:57:45,120
Maaah

1715
01:57:45,120 --> 01:57:47,680
Maaah

1716
01:57:47,680 --> 01:57:49,520
Maaah

1717
01:57:49,520 --> 01:57:52,880
But you probably would get that as well

1718
01:57:52,880 --> 01:57:56,460
I've seen a few sheep out in the wilderness

1719
01:57:56,460 --> 01:58:01,840
I'm turning that out for you

1720
01:58:01,840 --> 01:58:03,460
I don't know if you can hear it

1721
01:58:03,460 --> 01:58:09,340
Can you hear that bird in the tree there?

1722
01:58:09,340 --> 01:58:09,800
It's beautiful

1723
01:58:09,800 --> 01:58:11,220
Beautiful sound out of it

1724
01:58:11,220 --> 01:58:14,420
Isn't it a lovely world?

1725
01:58:15,420 --> 01:58:19,220
And another one that you might not hear would be

1726
01:58:19,220 --> 01:58:42,220
*Kissing*

1727
01:58:42,220 --> 01:58:44,220
Baaaaa!

1728
01:58:44,220 --> 01:58:46,220
Baaaaa!

1729
01:58:50,220 --> 01:58:54,220
Moooooooo!

1730
01:58:58,220 --> 01:59:02,220
Moooooooo!

1731
01:59:10,220 --> 01:59:12,220
Any crack men?

1732
01:59:12,220 --> 01:59:14,220
*whisper*

1733
01:59:14,220 --> 01:59:16,220
Yeah.

1734
01:59:18,220 --> 01:59:20,220
Oh yeah, that one as well.

1735
01:59:20,220 --> 01:59:22,220
*whisper*

1736
01:59:22,220 --> 01:59:24,220
*whisper*

1737
01:59:24,220 --> 01:59:26,220
*whisper*

1738
01:59:26,220 --> 01:59:28,220
Ah!

1739
01:59:28,220 --> 01:59:30,220
Oh yeah.

1740
01:59:30,220 --> 01:59:32,220
*whisper*

1741
01:59:32,220 --> 01:59:34,220
*whisper*

1742
01:59:34,220 --> 01:59:38,220
I'm sorry, I tried to do a pig there, it turned into a bit of a fucking weird...

1743
01:59:38,220 --> 01:59:41,180
just a weird cunt

1744
01:59:41,180 --> 01:59:53,960
make Gemma noises

1745
01:59:53,960 --> 01:59:58,300
good evening and welcome to the live stream

1746
01:59:58,300 --> 02:00:00,220
no I can't do it

1747
02:00:00,220 --> 02:00:03,540
good afternoon and well

1748
02:00:03,540 --> 02:00:06,320
good evening and welcome to the live stream

1749
02:00:06,320 --> 02:00:09,020
nah I can't do it I can't do it how she speaks

1750
02:00:09,020 --> 02:00:12,680
hello can you hear me

1751
02:00:12,680 --> 02:00:15,520
we're having a bit of trouble with the mic there

1752
02:00:15,520 --> 02:00:18,920
ok we'll just carry on

1753
02:00:18,920 --> 02:00:21,020
20 minutes of just like fuzz in the mic

1754
02:00:21,020 --> 02:00:23,980
look we'll just persevere

1755
02:00:23,980 --> 02:00:25,880
the gremlins in the system tonight

1756
02:00:25,880 --> 02:00:26,860
I don't know why

1757
02:00:26,860 --> 02:00:29,840
welcome to the live stream patriots and everybody

1758
02:00:29,840 --> 02:00:31,020
now

1759
02:00:31,020 --> 02:00:35,700
the globe is under threat from the cabal

1760
02:00:35,700 --> 02:00:40,780
we have a right wing agenda

1761
02:00:40,780 --> 02:00:45,720
who want to kill all the babies in Ireland

1762
02:00:45,720 --> 02:00:51,400
and they also want to dismantle the church

1763
02:00:51,400 --> 02:01:00,860
we have on the line a man from another country that is in Ireland

1764
02:01:00,860 --> 02:01:09,300
it's the other side of the world he's wrote a book about immigrants and you can you hear me Derek?

1765
02:01:10,580 --> 02:01:13,680
there's a delay

1766
02:01:13,680 --> 02:01:16,640
yeah Derek there's a delay

1767
02:01:16,640 --> 02:01:26,180
anyway we'll carry on because the objective has been lost

1768
02:01:26,180 --> 02:01:33,840
at least we have the match anyways

1769
02:01:33,840 --> 02:01:35,320
thanks very much Mark

1770
02:01:35,320 --> 02:01:38,320
formerly sweet beast look at the fucking sun shining

1771
02:01:38,320 --> 02:01:40,840
the beams look at the beams coming through the trees

1772
02:01:40,840 --> 02:01:44,960
do you know it's a simple pastoral existence

1773
02:01:44,960 --> 02:01:47,040
the game is not all about

1774
02:01:47,040 --> 02:01:49,860
ranking up

1775
02:01:49,860 --> 02:01:50,700
leveling up

1776
02:01:50,700 --> 02:01:51,940
well I suppose it is in a way

1777
02:01:51,940 --> 02:01:58,800
it's not about fucking getting to the end of the gas and killing everybody and all that sort of stuff

1778
02:01:58,800 --> 02:02:02,120
there's moments of reflection you know

1779
02:02:02,120 --> 02:02:09,080
we need Greta sounds

1780
02:02:09,080 --> 02:02:10,580
I can't do Greta now

1781
02:02:10,580 --> 02:02:13,700
I should be in school

1782
02:02:13,700 --> 02:02:16,540
I should be in school

1783
02:02:16,540 --> 02:02:18,520
on the other side of the globe

1784
02:02:18,520 --> 02:02:19,080
no I can't

1785
02:02:19,080 --> 02:02:24,520
I should be in school

1786
02:02:24,520 --> 02:02:27,820
on the other side of the globe

1787
02:02:27,820 --> 02:02:34,980
time is running out

1788
02:02:34,980 --> 02:02:36,440
you

1789
02:02:36,440 --> 02:02:39,560
you talk about dreams

1790
02:02:39,560 --> 02:02:41,960
but you mean nothing to me

1791
02:02:41,960 --> 02:02:43,620
I should be in school

1792
02:02:43,620 --> 02:02:47,840
imagine

1793
02:02:47,840 --> 02:02:51,820
someone in the fucking audience of her speech just doing this

1794
02:02:51,820 --> 02:02:56,560
I should be in school

1795
02:02:56,560 --> 02:02:58,480
fuck off

1796
02:02:58,480 --> 02:02:59,240
you're rubbish

1797
02:02:59,240 --> 02:03:02,060
on the other side of the globe

1798
02:03:02,060 --> 02:03:08,080
good evening and welcome to the live stream

1799
02:03:08,080 --> 02:03:10,520
welcome to the live stream everybody

1800
02:03:10,520 --> 02:03:13,760
give the monkey a break

1801
02:03:13,760 --> 02:03:14,520
good man I will

1802
02:03:14,520 --> 02:03:15,360
I will O'Connell

1803
02:03:15,360 --> 02:03:15,720
I will

1804
02:03:15,720 --> 02:03:18,620
I'll give him a break alright

1805
02:03:18,620 --> 02:03:20,800
I'll break his fucking neck

1806
02:03:20,800 --> 02:03:21,480
whoo whoo

1807
02:03:21,480 --> 02:03:23,160
ah ah ah ah ah ah

1808
02:03:23,160 --> 02:03:34,200
did you ever break a monkey's neck

1809
02:03:34,200 --> 02:03:36,320
it came back to haunt me

1810
02:03:36,320 --> 02:03:37,320
in my dreams

1811
02:03:37,320 --> 02:03:39,920
I wish and

1812
02:03:39,920 --> 02:03:41,640
I wish and I hadn't done it

1813
02:03:41,640 --> 02:03:44,340
but I did

1814
02:03:44,340 --> 02:03:45,440
and that's something

1815
02:03:45,440 --> 02:03:46,760
listen lads

1816
02:03:46,760 --> 02:03:48,720
actions have

1817
02:03:48,720 --> 02:03:50,040
consequences okay

1818
02:03:50,040 --> 02:03:52,460
you break a monkey's neck

1819
02:03:52,460 --> 02:03:54,860
you live with the fucking consequence of that

1820
02:03:54,860 --> 02:03:57,160
you live with the nightmares

1821
02:03:57,160 --> 02:04:00,500
you live with the fucking monkey screaming in your fucking ears

1822
02:04:00,500 --> 02:04:02,240
every waking moment

1823
02:04:02,240 --> 02:04:04,080
misery misery misery misery

1824
02:04:04,080 --> 02:04:05,500
the whole monkey way

1825
02:04:05,500 --> 02:04:07,340
simian environment

1826
02:04:07,340 --> 02:04:08,440
north

1827
02:04:08,440 --> 02:04:10,220
we need to go east

1828
02:04:10,220 --> 02:04:14,160
so

1829
02:04:14,160 --> 02:04:15,680
that is north

1830
02:04:15,680 --> 02:04:19,000
and that is west

1831
02:04:19,000 --> 02:04:22,200
that's north

1832
02:04:22,200 --> 02:04:22,920
that's east

1833
02:04:22,920 --> 02:04:27,520
am I right or am I right

1834
02:04:27,520 --> 02:04:29,560
if that's north

1835
02:04:29,560 --> 02:04:31,300
then that is east

1836
02:04:31,300 --> 02:04:31,840
okay right

1837
02:04:31,840 --> 02:04:38,000
I should be in school

1838
02:04:38,000 --> 02:04:42,880
school

1839
02:04:42,880 --> 02:04:43,800
school

1840
02:04:43,800 --> 02:04:46,800
school

1841
02:04:46,800 --> 02:04:49,120
has someone done a remix of that

1842
02:04:49,120 --> 02:04:54,000
who the fuck would want to be in school

1843
02:04:54,000 --> 02:04:55,980
she's only taking the piss anyway man

1844
02:04:55,980 --> 02:04:57,680
she didn't want to be in school in the first place

1845
02:04:57,680 --> 02:05:04,100
you hammered your monkey

1846
02:05:04,100 --> 02:05:09,880
you depicted your monkey as

1847
02:05:09,880 --> 02:05:11,300
a lazy loose marl

1848
02:05:11,300 --> 02:05:12,700
good for nothing simian

1849
02:05:12,700 --> 02:05:15,340
you owed your monkey an apology

1850
02:05:15,340 --> 02:05:21,920
Michael the monkey's parents

1851
02:05:21,920 --> 02:05:23,920
Teresa monkey's parents

1852
02:05:23,920 --> 02:05:26,320
Teresa monkey's family at least

1853
02:05:26,320 --> 02:05:27,720
for watching into this show tonight

1854
02:05:27,720 --> 02:05:28,620
you owe them an apology

1855
02:05:28,620 --> 02:05:29,440
Pat

1856
02:05:29,440 --> 02:05:31,680
I drove 15 miles to be here tonight

1857
02:05:31,680 --> 02:05:32,460
to make 3 points

1858
02:05:32,460 --> 02:05:33,440
I'm going to make them

1859
02:05:33,440 --> 02:05:34,980
you censored me before

1860
02:05:34,980 --> 02:05:36,620
you're not going to censor me again

1861
02:05:36,620 --> 02:05:38,120
when did we censor you?

1862
02:05:38,460 --> 02:05:40,920
you gave me an interview on your radio show

1863
02:05:40,920 --> 02:05:42,360
and without warning you chopped it up

1864
02:05:42,360 --> 02:05:44,480
we often chop that up

1865
02:05:44,480 --> 02:05:45,220
ah crap

1866
02:05:45,220 --> 02:05:46,100
it's not crap

1867
02:05:46,100 --> 02:05:47,480
it's customer practice

1868
02:05:47,480 --> 02:05:48,760
number 3

1869
02:05:48,760 --> 02:05:49,420
number 3

1870
02:05:49,420 --> 02:05:51,800
we'll drink this fucking water

1871
02:05:51,800 --> 02:05:52,780
and we'll see if we can

1872
02:05:52,780 --> 02:05:54,580
hopefully we don't die

1873
02:05:54,580 --> 02:05:58,460
hopefully it doesn't give us

1874
02:05:58,460 --> 02:06:00,400
E.coli or whatever the fuck

1875
02:06:00,400 --> 02:06:02,400
we need to

1876
02:06:02,400 --> 02:06:04,220
we need to get to a water well

1877
02:06:04,220 --> 02:06:06,460
before we

1878
02:06:06,460 --> 02:06:07,720
reach the

1879
02:06:07,720 --> 02:06:10,380
the clue bay

1880
02:06:10,380 --> 02:06:15,740
we managed to make it to clue bay

1881
02:06:15,740 --> 02:06:16,480
with the guns

1882
02:06:16,480 --> 02:06:16,680
yeah

1883
02:06:16,680 --> 02:06:17,480
we seen the sunset

1884
02:06:17,480 --> 02:06:18,380
it was magical

1885
02:06:18,380 --> 02:06:24,360
shoot the water

1886
02:06:24,360 --> 02:06:25,940
drink the gun

1887
02:06:25,940 --> 02:06:33,700
I should be in school

1888
02:06:33,700 --> 02:06:40,520
starry starry night

1889
02:06:40,520 --> 02:06:46,520
actually

1890
02:06:46,520 --> 02:06:48,940
you know what

1891
02:06:48,940 --> 02:06:52,520
this is

1892
02:06:52,520 --> 02:06:53,700
this is perfect now

1893
02:06:53,700 --> 02:06:56,020
this is what you want

1894
02:06:56,020 --> 02:06:57,440
on the fucking night

1895
02:06:57,440 --> 02:07:00,440
starry starry night

1896
02:07:00,440 --> 02:07:06,260
paint your palette blue and grey

1897
02:07:06,260 --> 02:07:09,600
I should be in school

1898
02:07:09,600 --> 02:07:13,500
with eyes that know the darkness

1899
02:07:13,500 --> 02:07:15,260
in my soul

1900
02:07:15,260 --> 02:07:17,500
good evening and welcome to the live stream

1901
02:07:17,500 --> 02:07:20,320
you're very welcome patriots to the live stream

1902
02:07:20,320 --> 02:07:23,460
sketch the trees and the daffodils

1903
02:07:23,460 --> 02:07:25,380
I should be in school

1904
02:07:25,380 --> 02:07:28,280
catch the breeze and the winter chills

1905
02:07:28,280 --> 02:07:32,540
in colours on the snowy linen land

1906
02:07:32,540 --> 02:07:35,040
big fat fucking moon

1907
02:07:35,040 --> 02:07:36,960
now I understand

1908
02:07:36,960 --> 02:07:40,200
the size of a weather balloon

1909
02:07:40,200 --> 02:07:42,540
what you tried to save

1910
02:07:42,540 --> 02:07:43,960
look at this lovely tree

1911
02:07:43,960 --> 02:07:45,340
look at this lovely tree here

1912
02:07:45,340 --> 02:07:48,000
how you suffered for your sanity

1913
02:07:48,000 --> 02:07:52,280
how you tried to set them free

1914
02:07:52,280 --> 02:07:54,300
they would not listen

1915
02:07:54,300 --> 02:07:56,560
they did not know how

1916
02:07:56,560 --> 02:08:01,760
perhaps they'll listen now

1917
02:08:01,760 --> 02:08:03,880
beautiful

1918
02:08:03,880 --> 02:08:06,080
starry starry night

1919
02:08:06,080 --> 02:08:06,920
lovely

1920
02:08:06,920 --> 02:08:12,520
flaming flowers that brightly blaze

1921
02:08:12,520 --> 02:08:14,240
you blazing it up are you

1922
02:08:14,240 --> 02:08:17,300
swirling clouds in violet haze

1923
02:08:17,300 --> 02:08:21,520
reflecting vincent's eyes of china blue

1924
02:08:21,520 --> 02:08:24,420
colours changing hue

1925
02:08:24,420 --> 02:08:26,020
china white

1926
02:08:26,020 --> 02:08:30,220
morning fields of amber grain

1927
02:08:30,220 --> 02:08:35,380
weathered faces lined in pain

1928
02:08:35,380 --> 02:08:40,120
are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand

1929
02:08:40,120 --> 02:08:42,120
now I understand

1930
02:08:42,120 --> 02:08:42,120
now I understand

1931
02:08:42,120 --> 02:08:45,120
now I understand

1932
02:08:45,120 --> 02:08:49,120
what you tried to say to me

1933
02:08:49,120 --> 02:08:53,120
how you suffered for your sanity

1934
02:08:53,120 --> 02:08:57,120
how you tried to set them free

1935
02:08:57,120 --> 02:08:58,940
they would not listen

1936
02:08:58,940 --> 02:09:01,120
they did not know how

1937
02:09:01,120 --> 02:09:06,000
Perhaps they'll listen now

1938
02:09:06,000 --> 02:09:08,840
For they could not love you

1939
02:09:08,840 --> 02:09:13,320
But still your love was true

1940
02:09:13,320 --> 02:09:19,460
And when no hope was left in sight

1941
02:09:19,460 --> 02:09:20,960
On that star-spin' night

1942
02:09:20,960 --> 02:09:26,440
You took your life as lovers often do

1943
02:09:26,440 --> 02:09:30,840
But I could have told you, Vincent

1944
02:09:30,840 --> 02:09:38,160
This world was never before one as beautiful as you

1945
02:09:38,160 --> 02:09:40,240
I should be in school!

1946
02:09:40,240 --> 02:09:47,560
I should be in school!

1947
02:09:47,560 --> 02:09:54,880
I should be in school!

1948
02:09:54,880 --> 02:10:02,200
With eyes that watched the world and can't forget

1949
02:10:02,200 --> 02:10:07,520
The ragged men in ragged clothes

1950
02:10:07,520 --> 02:10:09,520
Woo!

1951
02:10:09,520 --> 02:10:11,520
A bloody rose

1952
02:10:11,520 --> 02:10:16,720
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow

1953
02:10:16,720 --> 02:10:20,240
Now I think I know

1954
02:10:20,240 --> 02:10:26,740
What you tried to say to me

1955
02:10:26,740 --> 02:10:30,360
To how you suffered for your sanity

1956
02:10:30,360 --> 02:10:35,020
To how you tried to set them free

1957
02:10:35,020 --> 02:10:39,460
They would not listen, they're not listening still

1958
02:10:39,460 --> 02:10:41,460
I should be in school!

1959
02:10:41,460 --> 02:10:43,460
WHOOOOO!

1960
02:10:43,460 --> 02:10:49,460
Where's my rifle now?

1961
02:10:49,460 --> 02:10:56,460
Oh I've lost my fucking rifle now

1962
02:10:56,460 --> 02:10:58,460
Oh fuck

1963
02:10:58,460 --> 02:11:00,460
I've lost my rifle now

1964
02:11:00,460 --> 02:11:02,460
I'm after losing the fucking rifle

1965
02:11:02,460 --> 02:11:05,460
It was a full Mosin with a scope and everything

1966
02:11:09,400 --> 02:11:11,400
Where is it?

1967
02:11:11,400 --> 02:11:13,400
Where is it?

1968
02:11:13,400 --> 02:11:17,400
That's Greta, Greta managed to get

1969
02:11:17,400 --> 02:11:23,400
They're gonna be coming for me now as well

1970
02:11:23,400 --> 02:11:25,400
Oh god

1971
02:11:25,400 --> 02:11:27,400
Oh god

1972
02:11:33,400 --> 02:11:35,400
We got a battery for that

1973
02:11:35,400 --> 02:11:37,400
Please tell me there's a battery

1974
02:11:37,400 --> 02:11:37,400
Battery

1975
02:11:37,400 --> 02:11:39,400
Yeah yeah yeah

1976
02:11:39,400 --> 02:11:39,400
Combine

1977
02:11:39,400 --> 02:11:41,400
Combine now

1978
02:11:41,400 --> 02:11:41,400
Combine now

1979
02:11:41,400 --> 02:11:43,400
Combine now

1980
02:11:43,400 --> 02:11:57,400
I wouldn't have fucking thrown it away any further than this would I?

1981
02:11:57,400 --> 02:11:59,400
Oh there she is

1982
02:11:59,400 --> 02:11:59,400
Fuck

1983
02:11:59,400 --> 02:11:59,400
Oh god

1984
02:11:59,400 --> 02:12:01,400
I'll put him back

1985
02:12:01,400 --> 02:12:03,400
Yeah

1986
02:12:03,400 --> 02:12:07,400
Yeah thanks very much someone who said the binos are hockied for

1987
02:12:07,400 --> 02:12:17,400
The only thing is because I've got too much shit in my bags I can't switch fast switch to them

1988
02:12:17,400 --> 02:12:27,400
So I need to rearrange some shite in my inventory but I'm not gonna do that now because I've just shut off around into the air

1989
02:12:39,400 --> 02:12:41,400
It's very nice

1990
02:12:41,400 --> 02:12:47,400
Thank you for your glorious tip

1991
02:12:47,400 --> 02:12:49,400
Thank you very much my ankle

1992
02:12:49,400 --> 02:12:51,400
My ankle

1993
02:12:51,400 --> 02:12:53,400
Thank you very much my ankle

1994
02:12:55,400 --> 02:12:57,400
Thank you very much

1995
02:12:59,400 --> 02:13:01,400
For that lovely tip

1996
02:13:01,400 --> 02:13:05,400
Let's get rid of some of this shit here

1997
02:13:05,400 --> 02:13:09,400
Thank you for your glorious tip

1998
02:13:09,400 --> 02:13:11,400
Liam Neeson takes the border

1999
02:13:11,400 --> 02:13:13,400
Taking the border

2000
02:13:13,400 --> 02:13:15,400
Pure stealth

2001
02:13:15,400 --> 02:13:22,400
And then we'll get it.

2002
02:13:22,400 --> 02:13:48,400
Ba ba ba ba ba ba. Right, it's on there. Right, right. That's not gonna do anything.

2003
02:13:48,400 --> 02:14:13,400
Will they fit in there? No. Ah, look at this now. Loads of space. Aye, aye, aye, aye. Loads of space. Aye, loads of space. There's enough space for everything there now. Not enough space actually. Plenty of space in the next box I'd say if you switch a few things around at the top into the veist.

2004
02:14:14,400 --> 02:14:38,400
The multivitamins I'd say if you stick those, a few of those multivitamins up in the top box. Might have enough room for everything else then once you've got. Yeah. And put the bullets, put the bullets in your jacket, glad. Enough room for your mothin then to. Like that.

2005
02:14:38,400 --> 02:15:07,400
Now. Shift that potato down. This is gonna, it's gonna get juicy when we can kill some, some newbies on the beach. We've given up on the box, Dan. Yeah. We'll get that the next day.

2006
02:15:07,400 --> 02:15:28,400
Or the next time. Thank you for your birthday. Hurricane Lorenzo. Thank you very much. Me and Lorenzo rolling in the Benzo. Wait a sec. That's north. Where the fuck am I going, man? Let's go over there. Awfully dark now.

2007
02:15:34,400 --> 02:15:40,400
It's too dark now. It's too dark to continue. We'll have to wait until, uh, cause it's, I don't wanna put a torch on.

2008
02:15:41,400 --> 02:15:45,640
because I should be in school

2009
02:15:45,640 --> 02:15:48,420
so what I'll do is

2010
02:15:48,420 --> 02:15:50,400
I'll wait, I'll save it here

2011
02:15:50,400 --> 02:15:53,960
I'll end Pat Cox MEP here

2012
02:15:53,960 --> 02:15:56,500
and we can resume battle stations

2013
02:15:56,500 --> 02:15:58,280
either later tonight

2014
02:15:58,280 --> 02:16:01,220
or tomorrow

2015
02:16:01,220 --> 02:16:04,500
I do have a toast

2016
02:16:04,500 --> 02:16:06,640
I do have a torch

2017
02:16:06,640 --> 02:16:09,940
but I'm not sure about using it

2018
02:16:09,940 --> 02:16:12,260
it could be a fucking giveaway

2019
02:16:12,260 --> 02:16:16,380
I can't remember where I put the fucking thing

2020
02:16:16,380 --> 02:16:19,780
torture of seven

2021
02:16:19,780 --> 02:16:34,620
I should be in school

2022
02:16:34,620 --> 02:16:39,320
all the way across the globe

2023
02:16:39,320 --> 02:16:50,480
if you do this you can make it strobe

2024
02:16:50,480 --> 02:16:55,640
and potentially give an epilepsy sufferer a fright

2025
02:16:55,640 --> 02:16:56,640
or a fate

2026
02:16:56,640 --> 02:16:56,640
or a fate

2027
02:16:56,640 --> 02:16:59,020
starry starry night

2028
02:16:59,020 --> 02:17:08,800
the clouds are moving across the sky

2029
02:17:08,800 --> 02:17:15,340
over to the east

2030
02:17:15,340 --> 02:17:19,340
where you and I will meet up in a shack and kill some noobs

2031
02:17:19,340 --> 02:17:37,280
it's getting scary

2032
02:17:37,280 --> 02:17:42,760
imagine there's someone up here just waiting to pop me in the head

2033
02:17:42,760 --> 02:17:45,720
they've got night vision or something

2034
02:17:45,720 --> 02:17:58,880
can anybody

2035
02:17:58,880 --> 02:18:00,400
can someone stop

2036
02:18:00,400 --> 02:18:02,180
we need to stop this plane fast

2037
02:18:02,180 --> 02:18:03,420
it's carrying a load of bombs

2038
02:18:03,420 --> 02:18:06,040
someone told me it's got there's a bomb on the plane

2039
02:18:06,040 --> 02:18:07,060
you need to stop the plane now

2040
02:18:07,060 --> 02:18:07,880
stop the plane now

2041
02:18:07,880 --> 02:18:14,880
starry starry night

2042
02:18:14,880 --> 02:18:25,200
she got that blue jewel got that blue jewel

2043
02:18:25,200 --> 02:18:26,980
you're here home with the blue jewel

2044
02:18:26,980 --> 02:18:28,200
you got that blue jewel

2045
02:18:28,200 --> 02:18:29,040
yeah yeah blue jewel

2046
02:18:29,040 --> 02:18:36,040
look at the constellation over there

2047
02:18:36,040 --> 02:18:38,040
it's fucking shimmering

2048
02:18:38,040 --> 02:18:40,040
shiver me timbers

2049
02:18:40,040 --> 02:18:40,040
shiver me timbers

2050
02:18:40,040 --> 02:18:49,040
shiver me timbers

2051
02:18:49,040 --> 02:18:50,040
what's that is that the plow is it?

2052
02:18:50,040 --> 02:18:52,040
is that the plow?

2053
02:18:52,040 --> 02:18:55,040
can somebody out there with the knowledge of the stars

2054
02:18:55,040 --> 02:18:56,040
knowledge of the stars?

2055
02:18:56,040 --> 02:19:02,040
is there a Copernicus among us? is there?

2056
02:19:02,040 --> 02:19:09,040
it's the monkey, it's the big dipper

2057
02:19:09,040 --> 02:19:12,040
it's the ladle

2058
02:19:12,040 --> 02:19:14,040
it's the ladle of the sky

2059
02:19:14,040 --> 02:19:20,040
thank you for your glorious tip

2060
02:19:20,040 --> 02:19:23,040
thank you very much for that Greta's teacher

2061
02:19:23,040 --> 02:19:26,040
who's really mad that Greta isn't in school!

2062
02:19:26,040 --> 02:19:29,040
you talk about dreams

2063
02:19:29,040 --> 02:19:32,040
but you know nothing about nightmares

2064
02:19:32,040 --> 02:19:34,040
the only thing you know is nightmares

2065
02:19:34,040 --> 02:19:37,040
because I should be in school

2066
02:19:37,040 --> 02:19:40,040
instead I'm on a boat

2067
02:19:40,040 --> 02:19:43,040
travelling across the globe

2068
02:19:43,040 --> 02:19:52,040
be great if there was a Mayo, county Mayo map for DayZ

2069
02:19:52,040 --> 02:19:53,040
Mayo mod

2070
02:19:53,040 --> 02:19:55,040
and loads of shit went down

2071
02:19:55,040 --> 02:19:56,040
you had to get to Knock Airport

2072
02:19:56,040 --> 02:19:58,040
because that's where all the stuff was

2073
02:19:58,040 --> 02:19:59,040
there's a barracks up there

2074
02:19:59,040 --> 02:20:01,040
and there's a fucking tent with a

2075
02:20:01,040 --> 02:20:04,040
a night vision goggles and a

2076
02:20:04,040 --> 02:20:07,040
SVD silencer

2077
02:20:07,040 --> 02:20:12,040
4x8x12xscope

2078
02:20:12,040 --> 02:20:27,040
starry starry Thunberg

2079
02:20:27,040 --> 02:20:37,040
starry starry Thunberg

2080
02:20:37,040 --> 02:20:42,040
Greta, your first climate strike was a lonely event a little over a year ago

2081
02:20:42,040 --> 02:20:46,040
I shouldn't be up here

2082
02:20:46,040 --> 02:20:47,040
haha

2083
02:20:47,040 --> 02:20:48,040
I should be back in school

2084
02:20:48,040 --> 02:20:50,040
I should be back in school

2085
02:20:50,040 --> 02:20:52,040
on the other side of the ocean

2086
02:20:52,040 --> 02:20:53,040
ocean

2087
02:20:53,040 --> 02:20:54,040
yet

2088
02:20:54,040 --> 02:20:56,040
you all come to us young people

2089
02:20:56,040 --> 02:20:57,040
for hope

2090
02:20:57,040 --> 02:20:58,040
hope

2091
02:20:58,040 --> 02:20:59,040
how dare you

2092
02:20:59,040 --> 02:21:00,040
how dare you

2093
02:21:00,040 --> 02:21:01,240
How dare you!

2094
02:21:10,240 --> 02:21:12,240
Who was the lucky one?

2095
02:21:14,240 --> 02:21:16,840
Who was the lucky one?

2096
02:21:18,040 --> 02:21:20,840
People are collapsing!

2097
02:21:20,840 --> 02:21:29,840
Extinction and all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth! How dare you!

2098
02:21:32,840 --> 02:21:34,840
You're talking shite!

2099
02:21:37,840 --> 02:21:45,840
For more than 30 years, the science has been crystal clear. How dare you continue to look away!

2100
02:21:46,840 --> 02:21:48,840
There is Harry Knight!

2101
02:21:55,840 --> 02:21:57,840
The politics were nowhere in sight!

2102
02:21:59,840 --> 02:22:01,840
I'd love to have a laser sight!

2103
02:22:02,840 --> 02:22:03,840
To put...

2104
02:22:06,840 --> 02:22:15,840
Because if you really understood the situation and still kept on failing to act, then you would be evil and that I refuse to believe!

2105
02:22:15,840 --> 02:22:22,840
You would be evil and that I would refuse to believe!

2106
02:22:24,840 --> 02:22:31,840
The popular idea of cutting our emissions in half in 10 years only gives us a 50% chance!

2107
02:22:36,840 --> 02:22:38,840
1.5 degrees!

2108
02:22:39,840 --> 02:22:41,840
50% may be acceptable to you!

2109
02:22:42,840 --> 02:22:44,840
50% may be acceptable to you!

2110
02:22:44,840 --> 02:22:46,840
Those numbers do not include tipping points!

2111
02:22:47,840 --> 02:22:48,840
Most feedback loops!

2112
02:22:48,840 --> 02:22:49,840
Most feedback loops!

2113
02:22:49,840 --> 02:22:54,840
Additional warming hidden by toxic air pollution or the aspect of equity and climate justice!

2114
02:22:55,840 --> 02:23:03,840
They also rely on my generation sucking hundreds of billions of tons of your CO2 out of the air!

2115
02:23:04,840 --> 02:23:06,840
Technologies that barely exist!

2116
02:23:07,840 --> 02:23:08,840
Technologies barely exist!

2117
02:23:09,840 --> 02:23:11,840
50% risk is simply not acceptable to us!

2118
02:23:12,840 --> 02:23:14,840
50% risk is not acceptable to us!

2119
02:23:15,840 --> 02:23:21,840
To have a 67% chance of staying below a 1.5 degrees of global temperature...

2120
02:23:22,840 --> 02:23:25,840
Is my mic too loud, Jambino... Jambino Key?

2121
02:23:26,840 --> 02:23:27,840
Sorry about that!

2122
02:23:35,840 --> 02:23:36,840
Sorry about that!

2123
02:23:37,840 --> 02:23:38,840
...temperature rise...

2124
02:23:38,840 --> 02:23:40,840
The best odds given by the IPCC...

2125
02:23:40,840 --> 02:23:43,840
The world had 420 gigatons...

2126
02:23:44,840 --> 02:23:45,840
Thank you!

2127
02:23:45,840 --> 02:23:46,840
...of CO2 left to emit...

2128
02:23:46,840 --> 02:23:48,840
...back on January 1st, 2018...

2129
02:23:49,840 --> 02:23:54,840
...today that figure is already down to less than 350 gigatons!

2130
02:23:55,840 --> 02:23:56,840
GIGATONS?!

2131
02:23:56,840 --> 02:23:57,840
Holy shit!

2132
02:23:58,840 --> 02:24:03,840
...that this can be sold with just business as usual and some technical solutions!

2133
02:24:04,840 --> 02:24:06,840
Starts fucking business as usual, yeah!

2134
02:24:06,840 --> 02:24:08,840
Thank you for your glorious tip!

2135
02:24:09,840 --> 02:24:11,840
Thank you very much, FPS Whore!

2136
02:24:12,840 --> 02:24:13,840
And Greta Blumenthal!

2137
02:24:14,840 --> 02:24:15,840
Francis, how you doing lad?

2138
02:24:16,840 --> 02:24:17,840
Not too bad, FPS Whore!

2139
02:24:17,840 --> 02:24:18,840
Thank you very much!

2140
02:24:19,840 --> 02:24:21,840
Good for nothing, FPS Whore!

2141
02:24:22,840 --> 02:24:23,840
What's that?

2142
02:24:23,840 --> 02:24:24,840
I heard some shouting!

2143
02:24:25,840 --> 02:24:27,840
I heard some shouting then or something...

2144
02:24:31,840 --> 02:24:33,840
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!

2145
02:24:33,840 --> 02:24:35,840
That sounded like a monkey but it's actually a bird!

2146
02:24:36,840 --> 02:24:54,840
*whistling*

2147
02:24:54,840 --> 02:24:56,840
Starry starry night!

2148
02:25:01,840 --> 02:25:03,840
Where the fuck are we?

2149
02:25:04,840 --> 02:25:11,840
I'm out here in the forest running around like a gobshite man. I don't know where I am. I have no GPS on the phone. I have no iPhone.

2150
02:25:27,840 --> 02:25:29,840
Starry starry flight!

2151
02:25:29,840 --> 02:25:38,840
*whistling*

2152
02:25:38,840 --> 02:25:43,840
*whistling*

2153
02:25:43,840 --> 02:25:45,840
*whistling*

2154
02:25:45,840 --> 02:25:46,840
*whistling*

2155
02:25:46,840 --> 02:25:47,840
*whistling*

2156
02:25:47,840 --> 02:25:48,840
*whistling*

2157
02:25:48,840 --> 02:25:49,840
*whistling*

2158
02:25:49,840 --> 02:25:50,840
*whistling*

2159
02:25:50,840 --> 02:26:13,040
30 million views. Credit again to my co-writer Evan Williams and our shooter editor. It's a tweet. I can't. I can't read that Denise. I cannot read that. The Greta Thunberg helpline for adults angry at a child. Yeah I'm not angry I just find the whole thing amusing. Fair play to her for fucking doing it like. I should be in school.

2160
02:26:13,040 --> 02:26:42,480
I'm more worried about the impending fucking death sentence on the border than climate control at the moment. Greta needs to have a fucking head to head in the three arena versus Greta versus Jordan B. Peterson.

2161
02:26:42,480 --> 02:27:01,220
Versus Slavoj Zizek. Versus Gemma O'Doherty. Versus all those people in one. I'd pay to see that. And throw David Icke in there for the fucking crack. See what kind of shite he has to spout about it.

2162
02:27:06,480 --> 02:27:09,660
Thank you for your glorious tip.

2163
02:27:10,480 --> 02:27:13,360
My TV show pitch. Thank you very much for your pitch.

2164
02:27:14,460 --> 02:27:24,640
Your pitch is Greta takes the leaders of the western world on to get your own back with Dave Benson Phillips and then dumps them in a load of CO2.

2165
02:27:26,140 --> 02:27:27,640
That's a fantastic idea.

2166
02:27:28,220 --> 02:27:30,660
And maybe it could be...

2167
02:27:30,660 --> 02:27:33,760
No, I was going to say gunge would be great, but fuck the gunge.

2168
02:27:34,400 --> 02:27:35,520
Maybe just CO2.

2169
02:27:35,680 --> 02:27:36,420
Would that kill them?

2170
02:27:39,920 --> 02:27:40,780
I'm not sure.

2171
02:27:50,220 --> 02:27:50,620
East.

2172
02:27:50,620 --> 02:27:52,620
East.

2173
02:27:52,620 --> 02:28:13,300
Denise Denise I've got no batteries Denise Denise where are the batteries for my torch so that I can see the way

2174
02:28:13,300 --> 02:28:40,980
they need to do a song Greta and JP and Slavoj as well he can do some kind of crazy Sylvester the cat bits in it and all can see the coast

2175
02:28:40,980 --> 02:28:46,020
we're as good as on the coast so I should turn the light off

2176
02:28:46,020 --> 02:28:56,100
they should do a kind of a band-aid sort of thing feed the world

2177
02:28:56,100 --> 02:29:10,020
I think you've run off the map no messing no way

2178
02:29:10,020 --> 02:29:27,060
thank you for your glorious tip

2179
02:29:27,060 --> 02:29:34,240
gilly pig thank you very much gilly pig thank you very much for your glorious tip very very kind of you

2180
02:29:34,240 --> 02:29:38,240
in this hour of confusion

2181
02:29:38,240 --> 02:29:47,600
go back are you serious

2182
02:29:47,600 --> 02:29:53,520
I think I just fucking threw the torch away

2183
02:29:53,520 --> 02:30:00,520
Where the fuck am I?

2184
02:30:00,520 --> 02:30:07,520
Oh, fuck.

2185
02:30:07,520 --> 02:30:14,520
Oh, fuck.

2186
02:30:31,520 --> 02:30:34,520
Look at how far away I am. Fucking hell.

2187
02:30:34,520 --> 02:30:51,520
You are failing us. But the young people are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you. And if you choose to fail us, I say we will never forgive you.

2188
02:30:51,520 --> 02:30:53,520
East. South.

2189
02:30:55,520 --> 02:30:59,520
I think, um...

2190
02:30:59,520 --> 02:31:01,520
We will not let you get away with this.

2191
02:31:01,520 --> 02:31:03,520
Alright, go on. Go away with that now.

2192
02:31:03,520 --> 02:31:07,520
I think if we just go down to the nearest town, get a bit of water...

2193
02:31:10,520 --> 02:31:13,520
We can set up shop down there and it will all be grand.

2194
02:31:15,520 --> 02:31:19,520
And Greta might be there as well. We can get Greta on the stream as well. She could...

2195
02:31:20,520 --> 02:31:23,520
We can link up with Greta somewhere along the way.

2196
02:31:24,520 --> 02:31:26,520
She'll have canned methane...

2197
02:31:27,520 --> 02:31:28,520
Cans of methane.

2198
02:31:28,520 --> 02:31:32,520
Which we can light and blowtorch and cook stuff with.

2199
02:31:32,520 --> 02:31:53,520
*sad music*

2200
02:31:53,520 --> 02:32:03,520
*sad music*

2201
02:32:03,520 --> 02:32:08,520
*sad music*

2202
02:32:08,520 --> 02:32:17,520
*sad music*

2203
02:32:17,520 --> 02:32:31,520
*sad music*

2204
02:32:31,520 --> 02:32:33,520
*sad music*

2205
02:32:33,520 --> 02:32:37,520
*sad music*

2206
02:32:37,520 --> 02:32:44,600
my way through the fucking kind of barren kind of woodland. Coniferous sort of trees,

2207
02:32:44,720 --> 02:32:48,420
not the like that you get over here. Although you probably can. I see people growing Christmas

2208
02:32:48,420 --> 02:32:55,080
trees in big patches in between Foxford and Ballina. There are fields full of Christmas

2209
02:32:55,080 --> 02:33:04,220
trees. Are they coniferous? Pines, is it? Yeah. Stuff that you can... Stuff that has needles

2210
02:33:04,220 --> 02:33:16,420
and it has a sap. And you can... You can make tea out of it as well. I think. Thank you

2211
02:33:16,420 --> 02:33:25,680
for your glorious tip. Nine to four, Greta. Thank you very much, Greta. Nine to four. Where

2212
02:33:25,680 --> 02:33:33,820
am I going, man? Misery, misery, misery. The whole flipping way. If that's the case, why

2213
02:33:33,820 --> 02:33:42,100
did you not discuss the edge of the map with Greta Thunberg's school headmaster? Jerry Hannon

2214
02:33:42,100 --> 02:34:00,020
versus Greta Thunberg. Twelve rounds of boxing. Pound for pound. The most annoying kid in

2215
02:34:00,020 --> 02:34:23,480
world versus Jerry. Tis in my ass. Hanan. I should be in school. You're a liar. I should be in school. You are a liar. You pedaled, you pedaled your bicycle all over the globe.

2216
02:34:23,480 --> 02:34:51,340
I'm getting fucking scared. I'm in the woods without a care. Surprised I've still got my hair. From all the stress and grief that I have built up.

2217
02:34:51,340 --> 02:35:20,980
I'm in the woods. Lovely mossy ground. The pine cones, they are looking sound. Sticks and twigs and leaves abound. The autumn colours tickling my eyes. Any water left? I'm feeling thirsty and I'm out of breath.

2218
02:35:20,980 --> 02:35:33,740
I'm nearly at the point of death

2219
02:35:33,740 --> 02:35:37,580
Three days away from my deathbed

2220
02:35:37,580 --> 02:35:39,680
Sexual intercourse

2221
02:35:39,680 --> 02:35:42,700
You never wrote in your book

2222
02:35:42,700 --> 02:35:45,780
That it was with her consent

2223
02:35:45,780 --> 02:35:49,880
Was it with her consent, Frank?

2224
02:35:50,600 --> 02:35:53,340
Was it with her consent?

2225
02:35:55,180 --> 02:35:57,400
There's no Teresa Carmody

2226
02:35:57,400 --> 02:36:01,720
It's a made-up name

2227
02:36:01,720 --> 02:36:05,720
You're going to tell more lies now

2228
02:36:05,720 --> 02:36:07,460
You must be lame

2229
02:36:07,460 --> 02:36:12,400
It's spooky and I don't know where I'm at

2230
02:36:20,220 --> 02:36:27,020
Thank you for your glorious tip

2231
02:36:27,020 --> 02:36:29,020
Thank you very much, apples and pears

2232
02:36:29,020 --> 02:36:33,540
At me apples and pears

2233
02:36:33,540 --> 02:36:36,220
At me apples and pears

2234
02:36:36,220 --> 02:36:48,220
Thank you for your glorious tips

2235
02:36:48,220 --> 02:36:51,560
Wank McCourt, thank you very much

2236
02:36:51,560 --> 02:36:53,180
It didn't say wank McCourt on the screen

2237
02:36:53,180 --> 02:36:54,760
Because it's wank in the title

2238
02:36:54,760 --> 02:36:56,460
You can't use the swear

2239
02:36:56,460 --> 02:36:57,800
In the tips

2240
02:36:57,800 --> 02:37:00,460
But thanks very much

2241
02:37:00,460 --> 02:37:02,260
Wank McCourt

2242
02:37:02,260 --> 02:37:05,560
Where the fuck am I?

2243
02:37:05,560 --> 02:37:11,560
I need to eat some food

2244
02:37:12,120 --> 02:37:15,040
I don't know where I'm going man

2245
02:37:15,040 --> 02:37:16,340
I'm going to die

2246
02:37:16,340 --> 02:37:17,480
All this for nothing

2247
02:37:17,480 --> 02:37:27,980
For fuck's sake

2248
02:37:27,980 --> 02:37:41,100
Shtary, shhtary lads

2249
02:37:41,100 --> 02:37:50,920
Oh my god, so many

2250
02:37:50,920 --> 02:37:52,900
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

2251
02:37:52,900 --> 02:37:53,740
Oh.

2252
02:38:08,080 --> 02:38:09,680
Apex Season 3 just started.

2253
02:38:09,820 --> 02:38:10,340
Do you not fancy it?

2254
02:38:10,360 --> 02:38:11,940
I don't have it, and I've never played it.

2255
02:38:12,280 --> 02:38:14,400
And Battle Royale Games, LazBNL.

2256
02:38:14,460 --> 02:38:15,400
Thanks very much for watching.

2257
02:38:16,200 --> 02:38:17,160
Don't, uh...

2258
02:38:17,160 --> 02:38:17,580
I can't.

2259
02:38:17,640 --> 02:38:18,340
I'm shit at them.

2260
02:38:19,160 --> 02:38:19,520
I'm...

2261
02:38:19,520 --> 02:38:23,320
I'm barely able to make my way through a field at night.

2262
02:38:24,120 --> 02:38:27,520
So I'm not gonna try and win a game against a lot of fucking...

2263
02:38:28,520 --> 02:38:29,320
Pro gamers.

2264
02:38:35,740 --> 02:38:37,000
Need to eat something, man.

2265
02:38:38,220 --> 02:38:39,340
Fucking eat this steak.

2266
02:38:44,740 --> 02:38:46,840
This is what it's like when doves cry.

2267
02:38:46,840 --> 02:38:55,980
We might put that glow stick on the bag.

2268
02:38:59,980 --> 02:39:00,980
Oh, it's dead.

2269
02:39:03,780 --> 02:39:05,520
That's that fucking gun anyway.

2270
02:39:05,520 --> 02:39:05,640
Okay.

2271
02:39:05,640 --> 02:39:24,960
Hurricane Lorenzo is making his way across the world.

2272
02:39:26,100 --> 02:39:30,440
He's gonna be stopping off for a cup of tea at your house next Tuesday.

2273
02:39:31,000 --> 02:39:32,680
Make sure you've got the kettle on.

2274
02:39:33,900 --> 02:39:35,580
He won't stay long.

2275
02:39:36,020 --> 02:39:38,500
But when he does, he's like a whirlwind.

2276
02:39:39,480 --> 02:39:40,440
He's a missile.

2277
02:39:41,880 --> 02:39:42,360
He's a...

2278
02:39:42,360 --> 02:39:45,260
He's a fucking whirlwind of crack, but it'll leave you ravished.

2279
02:39:47,760 --> 02:39:48,800
He'll give you a headache.

2280
02:39:48,800 --> 02:39:48,820
He'll give you a headache.

2281
02:39:48,820 --> 02:40:04,540
He'll give you a headache.

2282
02:40:04,540 --> 02:40:04,880
He'll give you a headache.

2283
02:40:04,880 --> 02:40:05,400
He'll give you a headache.

2284
02:40:05,400 --> 02:40:05,800
He'll give you a headache.

2285
02:40:05,800 --> 02:40:06,400
He'll give you a headache.

2286
02:40:06,400 --> 02:40:07,880
They should put a mod in...

2287
02:40:07,880 --> 02:40:10,000
Is anybody good at computers?

2288
02:40:10,180 --> 02:40:11,880
Can they put a mod in where you can...

2289
02:40:11,880 --> 02:40:14,980
Sell ten spots in the forest?

2290
02:40:16,780 --> 02:40:20,440
I got lost in the forest, but I ended up selling ten spots.

2291
02:40:22,940 --> 02:40:24,340
I don't know where I am.

2292
02:40:34,340 --> 02:40:36,560
Am I going the wrong fucking way?

2293
02:40:36,660 --> 02:40:37,020
Like...

2294
02:40:37,020 --> 02:40:38,020
East.

2295
02:40:39,160 --> 02:40:39,560
West.

2296
02:40:40,200 --> 02:40:41,100
Follow the clouds.

2297
02:40:42,340 --> 02:40:44,360
Do the clouds go east or do they go west?

2298
02:40:47,940 --> 02:40:49,520
Oh, for fuck's sake, man.

2299
02:40:49,520 --> 02:40:50,220
I don't know where I'm going.

2300
02:40:51,380 --> 02:40:52,480
I don't know where I'm going.

2301
02:40:53,020 --> 02:40:53,540
The clouds...

2302
02:40:53,540 --> 02:40:54,620
The clouds go...

2303
02:40:56,240 --> 02:40:59,440
If that's north, then that's east.

2304
02:41:01,360 --> 02:41:02,580
The clouds are going east.

2305
02:41:07,180 --> 02:41:08,700
I'd say I go down that way.

2306
02:41:11,000 --> 02:41:12,440
Can anybody get Jim...

2307
02:41:12,440 --> 02:41:14,080
The late Jim Kemi on the phone.

2308
02:41:14,260 --> 02:41:14,520
What's that?

2309
02:41:14,520 --> 02:41:19,920
I...

2310
02:41:19,920 --> 02:41:20,480
Gimp toast.

2311
02:41:20,560 --> 02:41:22,660
I have it there, but I can't fucking read the map.

2312
02:41:22,760 --> 02:41:23,000
I...

2313
02:41:23,000 --> 02:41:24,240
I'm new to this game.

2314
02:41:25,140 --> 02:41:27,360
So if I'm in a forest, I don't know where I am.

2315
02:41:28,740 --> 02:41:30,500
I've been stuck in a forest for an hour.

2316
02:41:31,460 --> 02:41:34,320
It all went wrong when I started making the animal sounds.

2317
02:41:34,800 --> 02:41:36,760
I kind of got a high off of that.

2318
02:41:37,800 --> 02:41:38,600
And, uh...

2319
02:41:38,600 --> 02:41:40,920
I lost the run of myself.

2320
02:41:41,260 --> 02:41:42,720
And now I don't know where I am.

2321
02:41:43,340 --> 02:41:44,080
And, uh...

2322
02:41:44,080 --> 02:41:45,320
I've got limited food.

2323
02:41:45,860 --> 02:41:46,780
And I could die.

2324
02:41:48,740 --> 02:41:54,860
Makes you wonder how Magellan and the boys did it.

2325
02:41:55,300 --> 02:41:56,680
You know, going over to the New World.

2326
02:41:57,860 --> 02:42:00,320
I'd say they were so relieved that they found land.

2327
02:42:01,940 --> 02:42:02,580
That, uh...

2328
02:42:02,580 --> 02:42:05,040
It didn't matter that they killed people when they got there.

2329
02:42:05,120 --> 02:42:06,860
They were just so relieved that they'd found land.

2330
02:42:09,080 --> 02:42:10,720
I'm in a kind of a meadow now.

2331
02:42:11,860 --> 02:42:13,080
Keep doing that as well.

2332
02:42:13,120 --> 02:42:14,000
I don't know why I keep doing that.

2333
02:42:14,200 --> 02:42:15,140
Meadow soprano.

2334
02:42:16,820 --> 02:42:22,420
Spooky, spooky night.

2335
02:42:27,420 --> 02:42:30,720
The sound of animals would scare the shite.

2336
02:42:35,340 --> 02:42:38,340
My torch is getting very bright.

2337
02:42:38,820 --> 02:42:41,600
Other players might be able to see me and pop my head.

2338
02:42:42,920 --> 02:42:44,080
Pop my skull.

2339
02:42:50,880 --> 02:42:52,860
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo.

2340
02:42:59,680 --> 02:43:01,900
You can get flares in the game, Loeb, yeah?

2341
02:43:02,840 --> 02:43:04,880
Are you any relation to Lisa Loeb?

2342
02:43:07,500 --> 02:43:11,520
Kind of nerdy girl from the mid-90s had a one-hit wonder.

2343
02:43:11,520 --> 02:43:17,240
Oh, where the fuck am I, man?

2344
02:43:19,340 --> 02:43:21,180
There's just more hills, more forest.

2345
02:43:23,600 --> 02:43:25,760
And I'm running through them. Forest.

2346
02:43:26,880 --> 02:43:27,840
Like a gimp.

2347
02:43:28,860 --> 02:43:30,220
I am forest gimp.

2348
02:43:34,500 --> 02:43:38,140
Life is like a fucking box of Ferrero Roche.

2349
02:43:38,140 --> 02:43:41,320
You always know what you're gonna get.

2350
02:43:41,320 --> 02:43:47,040
Living with you is like fucking a box of Ferrero...

2351
02:43:47,040 --> 02:43:50,460
Life with you is like a box of Ferrero Roche.

2352
02:43:51,080 --> 02:43:53,660
You always know what you're gonna get.

2353
02:44:03,040 --> 02:44:05,000
Oh, for fuck's sake, where am I?

2354
02:44:07,120 --> 02:44:08,460
Is that a house? It's a shed.

2355
02:44:08,760 --> 02:44:10,240
Thank fuck for the shed.

2356
02:44:11,760 --> 02:44:28,080
Imagine I got there and there was a man in the shed.

2357
02:44:29,080 --> 02:44:30,420
A man in the shed?

2358
02:44:30,420 --> 02:44:31,560
In Chern...

2359
02:44:31,560 --> 02:44:31,860
Chern...

2360
02:44:31,860 --> 02:44:32,480
Chern...

2361
02:44:32,480 --> 02:44:33,480
Chern...

2362
02:44:33,480 --> 02:44:36,280
Chernobyl is it?

2363
02:44:36,280 --> 02:44:45,740
Imagine his head just popped out of there.

2364
02:44:45,740 --> 02:44:50,000
Maybe a sandwich. Have you got a sandwich for me? Have you got a potato? Put a jar of jam on it. Put a bit of jam on it. Put a bit of jam on it. Spud. Have you got a night vision goggles for me? Get them.

2365
02:44:50,000 --> 02:44:55,720
Slice the spud. Slice the spud. And stir the jam.

2366
02:44:55,720 --> 02:45:02,380
put a jar of jam on it put a bit of gem on that spud have you got a night vision goggles for me

2367
02:45:02,380 --> 02:45:11,200
get them slice the spud and stir the jam

2368
02:45:11,200 --> 02:45:23,760
fucking hell this is it i'm i'm gonna camp down here for a bit and come back when it gets brighter

2369
02:45:23,760 --> 02:45:26,000
might come back in an hour or two when it's brighter

2370
02:45:26,000 --> 02:45:36,240
either that or tomorrow but um that was scary enough now i've not i've not played this game uh

2371
02:45:36,240 --> 02:45:42,720
i got the mod in in 2013 but i fucking i was rubbish at it and i never got as i never got

2372
02:45:42,720 --> 02:45:50,340
lost like i got lost there and uh i want to say thanks very much for um for sticking with me on

2373
02:45:50,340 --> 02:45:59,540
in the scary world the scary fucking forest but we'll be back on it we'll be back on it again oh oh

2374
02:45:59,540 --> 02:46:09,540
oh i can hear zombies and shit right and get in here and save it

2375
02:46:09,540 --> 02:46:16,760
fucking hell right i should be in school i'll see you later thanks very much and

2376
02:46:16,760 --> 02:46:21,460
best of luck patriots and we can do this keep fighting the good fight the good war

2377
02:46:21,460 --> 02:46:24,360
um and we'll talk to you in a bit

2378
02:46:24,360 --> 02:46:32,600
all the best and we'll see you later starry starry night

2379
02:46:32,600 --> 02:46:47,080
paint your palette blue and gray look out on a summer's day with eyes that know the darkness in my soul

2380
02:46:47,080 --> 02:47:10,080
shadows on the hills i should be in school sketch the trees and the daffodils catch the breeze and the winter chills in colors on the snowy linen land now i understand