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When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

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I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

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Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

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You can generate extra drafdage by using your gooch as a waft.

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Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

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This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

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That catches the sideline.

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Nice and good hitting again. Osteopenko just so dangerous when she's inside the court.

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Wow, with all the winners Osteopenko is hit.

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Trying to move in front. And she does with an ace.

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*Sounds of a demon that I can't be used to be in the game*

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*Sounds of a demon that I'm not sure about this.*

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*Sounds of a demon that I can't be used to be in the game*

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*Sounds of a demon that I can't be used to be in the game*

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*Sounds of a demon that I can't be used to be*

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*Sounds of a demon that I can't be used to be in the game*

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*Sounds of a demon that I can't be used to be in the game*

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*Sounds of a demon that I can't be used to be in the game*

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*Sounds of a demon that I can't be used to be in the game*

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*Sounds of a demon that I can't be used to be in the game*

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*Sounds of a demon that I can't be used to be in the game*

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*Sounds of a demon that I can't be used to be in the game*

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Thank you.

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I gotta give up.

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I gotta give up.

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I gotta give up.

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I gotta give up.

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I gotta give up.

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I gotta give up.

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I gotta give up.

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November the 19th is the return of Groovy Tom.

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This guy right here.

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Groovis Thomas.

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He's a great guy.

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He's a groover.

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He's a mover.

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He's a great hot dog seller vendor man.

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He's not a slender man.

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He's a great buddy of mine.

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And hopefully he's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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Which comes out next month.

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The 19th of November.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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He's going to be in the third game.

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Or the Hullabaloo created by Metal Gear Solid.

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Which...

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Let's have a look at it.

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This is it.

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Look at this.

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Amazing graphics.

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Look at this.

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Night time.

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Look at the lighting.

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Look at the ambience.

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And where Metal Gear Solid had stealth.

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This saw a gap in the market and thought,

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"Yeah, there's stealth."

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But not everyone wants stealth the whole time.

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They want mad action as well.

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They want to run around.

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You want to shoot terrorists with a vast array of weaponry.

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You want a 3D kind of blocky world.

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Even though they knew it was blocky.

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They thought it was still cutting edge at the time.

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And it was.

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Graphically, it didn't look as good as Metal Gear Solid.

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Also, at this stage of the game, I'd say Sam Fisher had come out with...

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What's that game called?

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Not Siphon Filter.

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The other one.

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There was a few of them.

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Sam Fisher.

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Come on.

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Someone knows.

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Someone knows this.

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Ten-shoes stealth assassins.

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It's not that.

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Dystopian Syndicate Wars.

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It wasn't that.

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Splinter Cell.

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I knew it was another S game.

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Splinter Cell had stealth situations going on as well.

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That was an Xbox exclusive which eventually came to PlayStation and PS2.

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Actually, it probably came after Siphon Filter.

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Listen to the slap.

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The slap bass.

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The slap bass.

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I knew it was another S game. Splinter Cell had stealth sort of situations going on as well. That was an Xbox exclusive which eventually came to PlayStation and maybe PS2. Actually it probably came after Siphon Filter. Listen to the slap, the slap bass.

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*Music* He's got a silencer on the pistol there. Okay so it's an immersive story line. There's a lot of terrorists to be killed. As I remember there was a taser in the game. The taser was really powerful. It's not like in the states when you see...uh...

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You know you could kill people with a taser in the states on those videos on LiveLeak you see people like this. Don't tase me bro. Don't tase me man. Don't tase me bro. And then they get tased but eventually they're just like. And they live and they eventually get taken to jail. This you just keep going. You keep zapping until they die.

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It was great. It's great stuff at the time and it's great stuff now. Bye Pat. Thank you very much bye Pat. It means a lot. And I hope you're having a great Saturday morning. And that the rain and the weather isn't as bad where you are as it is where I am.

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But sure we're all indoors anyway. It's not like we're streaming from outside. Apart from me who's streaming from outside the galaxy in this mainframe here. The subsystem. The gate diagnostic subsystem. And we're running diagnostics as you can see here and here.

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We're always analyzing the situation at hand. We've got PKX, LR6, QT4, RG2, DG3, PJ6, QX5, RG7. And believe it or not we're also monitoring LT3. We've got a primary GTF subtronic routine which is running on a GPU X95 processor.

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We went out to Mars the last day to secure a new GPU. When we got there the shop was closing. It was 10 to 6 and they said they won't have any until Monday morning. So we're having to wait again until Monday to pick that up. We did stay overnight in Mars last night. It was mad crack. We were in Hagen's.

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And they had a band on there. T.R. Dallas was playing. And yeah he played all the classics. Love Me Do. Blue Suede Shoes. He's a mad Elvis man. Also Country Roads Take Me Home. All that stuff. He played all that stuff.

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And afterwards then he had a space pod which he was being put up in by the Hagen. They put him up there and we all went back to the pod. And he got out a bag of subspace.

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And the rest is history. We're on an initialised frequency. 0.4.5 3 kHz. Okay. Don't worry if you're picking up. If you're losing signal. That's because the primary subroutine has been kind of infiltrated by a simulation AI technology. That's nothing to do with me now. Okay. That's nothing to do with me. That's something to do with the subset.

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But listen. We'll keep it going. It's an intense quadrant situation. Nothing I can control at the moment. All I can do is broadcast this live stream. I want you to enjoy yourselves.

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And Shen Muesli. Thank you very much Shen Muesli. And Bypat as well. Initially why I wanted to first bring you into the subsystem is to say thank you to Bypat.

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Shen Muesli. Anything planned for Shen Muesli 3 other than the unveiling of Alpen Partnership. Well I don't want to blow that wide open at the moment. I want to leave that as a surprise for you.

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So we'll. I'm going to keep stum on that. All I'm going to say is November 18th. Or November 19th. Whatever day it comes out on. It's a Tuesday or something. It's midweek. So I mean check that out. Keep that.

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Keep that in the back of your head. I'm going to be doing that during daytime. When it comes out I'll just play it until. Play it to death.

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And then we can. That's provided. Provided we come back from Mars on Monday morning with a new GPU subsystem. Because the isolated frequency compliance doesn't comply with the ISS.

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International standards services. And I was speaking to a macro subset. Omara last Tuesday. He's from Tuber Curry. He actually has a space rocket. Which he's been blasting out.

262
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From his backyard. All the way out to quadrant 9. He is in hyperdrive at the moment. So he's on the LEMSIP. And we're wishing you the best of luck. Hopefully you can get back to us through the main gate. Hopefully you don't fall into a black hole.

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But listen. We'll keep it. We'll keep it going anyway. We don't want to. We don't want to waste any more time. Thanks very much to our sponsors as well as Firelighters.

264
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When I slither home after a hard day out in fields. There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace. And setting fire to them.

265
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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going. I do a few rolls on the ground. And a few reptilious repetitions. Just to get the blood flowing.

266
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Once those flames are licking high. It's time to shtick your coal in it.

267
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Do stick your coal in it. But remember. Always remember that. We've got an incoming. We've got an incoming from Leon. Oh this is the demo. This is the demo. Always remember that you do need firelighters to get your fire going. Okay?

268
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Stick some coal. May warm your hole. But firelighters will always start that flame.

269
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It's the old adage. Or adage. Whatever way you want to skin that apple.

270
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Good morning from Russia. Says B4L. Funny times. Good morning to you.

271
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You're probably two hours ahead if you're in Russia. Provided you're in the west of Russia now. Unless you're in Siberia.

272
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Which is probably about four hours ahead. I'm just guessing.

273
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Welcome to the stream everyone. Max Darwin.

274
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A.G. World Peas. Eric Miskele. Let's get this going.

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Patine.

276
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Anacondas Jesus.

277
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Anaconda G. Thank you very much. Listen Anaconda. We've got a bit of information. Okay? We've got a bit of information come through.

278
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This is straight off the wire from Anaconda G.

279
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Anaconda G. Georgia Street. Agency Directive. Our FBI informant has pinpointed the terrorist viral attack in the DC subway system.

280
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Okay? This isn't a subset.

281
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Not like why I'm coming at you from now.

282
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This little subspace phase. A.D.G. Subsystems. Subphase.

283
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Which is Analysis Alpha V4 Verifying Alpha 2450K.

284
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What we've got here is something completely different.

285
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It's a terrorist viral attack.

286
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US Defence and Interpol can confirm the identities of these terrorists. Okay?

287
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We will drop you in after CBDC.

288
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Now if you don't know, if you're not in the know, then make sure you're in the know.

289
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That acronym is the US Army Chemical and Biological Defence Command.

290
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Okay? And the operations begin soon.

291
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Your... Our targets.

292
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Our targets. Who are in hell.

293
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Our roamer.

294
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Kravitch.

295
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Okay? Lenny Kravitch.

296
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Aramov.

297
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And Girdus.

298
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So we've got some kind of French element here.

299
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We don't know exactly where that... where he's from. Where that name is from.

300
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Dr. Crack Designs.

301
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Thank you very much.

302
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That's very nice, man.

303
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That's very nice.

304
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:23,520
Look.

305
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We're gonna go and raid the Dawn Milk Van after this.

306
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You're more than welcome to come and drink from the truck.

307
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Have you brought... have you brought a vessel or a pipette?

308
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Because we've got a lot of dairy.

309
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We've got... we're packing dairy to beat the band.

310
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So if you want to come along, bring a straw.

311
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Stick your straw in our milk and you can drink all day.

312
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Thank you very much.

313
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Wow.

314
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Just won some money playing poker at the casino.

315
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I'm feeling generous.

316
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Cheers from Canada.

317
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Your streams never fail to give me a good laugh.

318
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,800
Well, that's fucking not nice, man.

319
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,860
Because you're looking at this stream as a joke.

320
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,220
There's nothing... there's nothing...

321
00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:10,100
Jokey about this.

322
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We're coming at you with an initialized frequency.

323
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which is compiled and confirmed and checked and it's on repeat.

324
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And it's a complete macro 360 degree gate diagnostics.

325
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So Dr. Cack designs or crack designs.

326
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Stop laughing.

327
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:34,340
I can see you're writing ha ha ha in the chat like it's some kind of...

328
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This is a big joke to you.

329
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This is serious shit for us.

330
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Apologies for the swearing.

331
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Our targets are Romer.

332
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Lenny Kravitch.

333
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Satcom has intercepted coded...

334
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Coded microwave traffic.

335
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,200
Romer must have an uplink station in the area.

336
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,440
That son of a bitch Romer.

337
00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:53,920
Sorry about the language.

338
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Assist CBDC if necessary.

339
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Avoid collateral fatalities or casualties.

340
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,380
Check your objectives on site for more info.

341
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:03,940
This is it.

342
00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:05,540
This is it.

343
00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:06,620
Let's do this.

344
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Doing a jig in Turkey.

345
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,520
Thank you very much.

346
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To John Connor.

347
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,120
Your foster...

348
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,320
Oh, I can't say that.

349
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,240
Oh yeah, well it's a reference from...

350
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,120
A reference from Terminator.

351
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:24,440
Your foster parents are dead.

352
00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:25,520
Terminator 2.

353
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,140
There's a kid called John Connor.

354
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,400
I just wasn't sure because it's...

355
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:34,180
It's mainly an Irish based sort of reference system we usually use here.

356
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:38,260
Whether or not there was someone called John Connor that you actually knew.

357
00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:39,500
And you were having a go.

358
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,060
That his foster parents had met their demise.

359
00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:43,140
Either...

360
00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:46,500
Either at the hands of a Terminator.

361
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,720
Like a T-1000.

362
00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:48,980
Or not.

363
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,680
Wolfie's dead, honey.

364
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:52,940
Wolfie's fine, honey.

365
00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:53,760
Wolfie's fine.

366
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,420
Check your objectives on site for more information.

367
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:56,920
Let's go.

368
00:22:57,340 --> 00:22:57,860
This is it.

369
00:22:57,860 --> 00:22:58,860
Don't ever...

370
00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:01,560
Don't ever stop destroying terrorists.

371
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:02,680
You want the...

372
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,040
You wanted the war on terror.

373
00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:05,060
1999.

374
00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:06,680
Two years before 9-11.

375
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:09,300
You wanted the war on terror.

376
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,400
You wanted the war on terror.

377
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,020
We're here.

378
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:12,980
We're going to take them down.

379
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,560
We're not going to stop.

380
00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:17,320
When does the operation begin?

381
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:19,820
Our intelligence within the FBI was not clear.

382
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,640
But Romer's men are already inside the subway.

383
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:23,760
Is it the same virus?

384
00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:24,460
Yes.

385
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,960
Enough to eliminate everyone within 100 miles or more.

386
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:29,040
Holy shit!

387
00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:29,660
Procedure?

388
00:23:30,180 --> 00:23:31,700
Standard intercept and eliminate.

389
00:23:32,180 --> 00:23:34,900
These are from our contact inside Interpol.

390
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,900
Jenkins' team is already on search and defuse.

391
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,200
You are the trigger.

392
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,220
I recognize Anton Girdou and Mara Aramov.

393
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:43,380
Who's the other one?

394
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:44,920
Pavel Kravich.

395
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,480
Romer's communications expert.

396
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:48,300
Not Kravich.

397
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:51,320
When you eliminate him, you'll also have to destroy his comm uplink.

398
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:55,120
You'll be dropped into the strike zone when the firefight begins.

399
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,580
You'll have an hour to find your targets and take them out.

400
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:01,260
Do the locals know what they're dealing with?

401
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:02,360
No.

402
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:09,800
Here we go.

403
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:15,840
Lenny Kravich.

404
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,160
They don't have any sign of Lenny Kravich.

405
00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:19,960
DJ Ballast.

406
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:21,720
Thank you very much.

407
00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:22,580
Okay, look at this.

408
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,880
Look at this menu we have here.

409
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,340
Look at this.

410
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,560
This cool thing we have on our iPhone.

411
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,180
This is before iPhones were even invented.

412
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,060
Current location.

413
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,940
Eliminate Kravich and destroy comm array.

414
00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:35,940
Eliminate Roamer.

415
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,020
Okay.

416
00:24:38,420 --> 00:24:38,800
Bruno.

417
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,320
Thank you very much, Bruno.

418
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,220
And DJ Ballast.

419
00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:44,120
Bruno, listen, man.

420
00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:51,660
I was just checking in there with the macro element subset 7, subset 4, and a further one, subset X2 and X5.

421
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,760
Also subset H3.

422
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:59,240
Each of those subsets has you pegged as someone we cannot trust anymore.

423
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:07,320
I will process the tip, but I cannot trust you as a person or a species anymore.

424
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,140
Thank you very much.

425
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:09,060
We're going to keep going.

426
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,140
Happy Saturday morning to you, Bruno.

427
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,360
And DJ Ballast too.

428
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:26,280
Titanium titanium oddity. Thank you for your glorious tip. You are a dryer

429
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,520
You pedaled your drives all over the world

430
00:25:32,980 --> 00:25:34,980
We're going down an alleyway

431
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,880
Such

432
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:44,720
Chaos it's very dark isn't it try and crank up that gamma

433
00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:52,960
Color correction gamma turn her up there to about 25 25. Yeah, it's only a bit

434
00:25:52,980 --> 00:25:57,580
It's only dark because we're going down dark alleys and that's not somewhere you want to go I

435
00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:11,220
Liked when you played DZ very funny from the Soviet Union. Thank you very much before 20 times

436
00:26:11,940 --> 00:26:13,940
Do they have DZ

437
00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:15,940
Oh

438
00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:19,540
The map man terrorists gone terror cell

439
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:27,820
Pre 9/11 this is all we had to deal with Romer the likes of Romer and

440
00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:30,880
Kravitch we picked up a couple of weapons there

441
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,120
Square to reload

442
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,620
We've another bad boy shooting at us from far beyond

443
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:50,480
Yes, yes, yes

444
00:26:52,980 --> 00:27:00,380
He's one of ours the guy the book in the yellow suit is in a yellow hazmat suit. He's gonna is one of ours are you gonna sort out the old?

445
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:07,760
Shearing shing Rico boys. There's enough sarin attacks. I believe that's a reference Bruno to this game

446
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:13,300
I'm gonna sort everyone out sarin nerve gas has been deployed by random flak jacket and terrorists

447
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:17,260
We need to get to the how would you get that flak?

448
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,900
Undamaged okay, we don't need the flak jacket

449
00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:26,540
We don't need that

450
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,120
Press triangle to contact Leon

451
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:37,260
CBDC has an agent pinned down at your location. They're wasting cover fire. Are you serious?

452
00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:43,060
Okay, we're wasting cover fire or I mean they they need cover fire or something

453
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:53,460
Alan Carmody is a made-up name. I'm going backwards look at the textures look at the graphics. They haven't aged one bit

454
00:27:54,760 --> 00:28:01,080
389 megabytes on a disc this game took up and if you play a game today 389 megabytes will probably like

455
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Triple a title you're talking

456
00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:11,340
Maybe a fraction of a level whereas they put the whole goddamn shebang on

457
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:14,700
389 megabytes

458
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:18,620
Their cutscenes are probably more than 380

459
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,920
If they're not using

460
00:28:25,140 --> 00:28:27,140
H-264 compression

461
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:34,660
Which kind of makes me wonder if you if we're going down the way of game streaming online because Google are bringing out console

462
00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:36,660
Which is a streaming console?

463
00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:40,960
Does that open the door for like an infinite or near on infinite?

464
00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:51,000
Amount of data which could be stored in the cloud like games could go on forever. It could be like continual. Do you know you have D DLC now?

465
00:28:52,280 --> 00:29:01,620
The games that could be coming out in the future are just like con constantly evolving and there's no need to download or update they just that's what they are you're playing it?

466
00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:04,960
You're playing an update. What the fuck's this? No, how do we see?

467
00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:13,460
We're in the dark we're in the dark we are in the dark

468
00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:18,220
Get the taser out do we have a taser?

469
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,580
No target available we don't have the taser yet?

470
00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:38,140
Ali Pally thank you very much Ali Pally

471
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:51,900
Now this is where we have become stuck we don't know where we are going we don't know where we are going we're in the dark here look at this 1999 ahead of its time graphics

472
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:58,300
GPU processors neural net processors learning computers

473
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:21,120
Inventory. Where is inventory? Weapons. Flashlight. Equip. Now. Look at this. Wow. Grenades.

474
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:28,740
How do you get the grenades? Triangle. Press triangle to pick up a grenade. Grenades taken anyways.

475
00:30:28,740 --> 00:30:40,720
Grenades. Where the f*** am I going? There's not. There was no need to go down here. There's. Oh. Only for grenades.

476
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:56,880
System analytics from subspace phase ADJ5934 have intercepted a live transmission from the terror cell known only as Kravitz Hannon.

477
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:01,540
I think we can go live over to Kravitz Hannon now as we speak.

478
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:14,020
You hammered your Kravitz. You depicted your Kravitz as a lazy, loose-marled, good-for-nothing terrorist.

479
00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:31,820
You owe your Kravitz an apology. Alan Carmody's parents. Alan Carmody's family at least are tuning into this tonight. You owe him an apology too. And I came from all... I drove all the way from Limerick to kill some terrorists tonight. And I'm going to kill them.

480
00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:45,900
Thanks very much for that man. I want to say a big thank you very much for Kravitz Hannon there. That's the... We're going to be intercepting a lot of those during the stream so...

481
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:57,900
Please do not be alarmed or afraid. Okay? This is not... This is real life here. This is a... This is a terror event of the century. M16 bullets are maxed.

482
00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:14,900
And the Jerry... The Jerry Arnhem Balaclavas are going to be on sale in all good shops for Christmas as well. They are absolutely adorable and...

483
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:19,900
They are going to be the hot things. They are going to be like the way Furbies were. And...

484
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:27,900
All... You know... Shops are going to run out of them. So make sure you pick yours up soon. Am I going the wrong way here?

485
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:39,900
I... Fionn, I have... I had... Porridge... Banana...

486
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:51,900
And... Er... Coffee... A cup of tea... A cup of coffee... Water... Banana... And Oats.

487
00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:58,900
But that was because we were on... We were just back from Mars. We were there last night for TR Dallas' gig...

488
00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:06,900
Out in Quadrant 5. We had to check up on a few subsets that he had in his back... Back pocket. And again, as I said to everyone...

489
00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:10,900
We came back from that... Um... A little bit upset because...

490
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,900
A little bit upset because... Monday morning is going to herald the time when we actually...

491
00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:19,900
Acquire a new GPU subsystem. Um... You know...

492
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:24,900
It's a shame for Friday night. You can't go into Harvey Norman's on Mars on a Friday night...

493
00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:28,900
And expect them to have... A full stock room, you know?

494
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:34,900
Fed up of the space food? No, not really!

495
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:39,900
Everything's in bags and it's vacuum packed. It's sealed, like, you know? So it's very dry... It's dry.

496
00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:42,900
Um... And we tried to make a cup of tea...

497
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:50,900
Uh... Up there, but the boiling water... Came out of the kettle and just went... Instead of going towards the cup, we forgot about gravity.

498
00:33:51,900 --> 00:34:01,900
And the boiling water just came slowly towards my face... And scalded. So I had to go down to A&E... Which is just off the... The left quadrant of Venus. Um...

499
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:04,900
And I didn't... I don't have a medical card.

500
00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:06,900
Okay, we'll...

501
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,900
You need a medical card in space.

502
00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:13,900
Weapons.

503
00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:16,900
Let's take out the sniper here. We've got a sniper rifle.

504
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:20,900
High caliber silence rifle comes equipped with a classified digital scope.

505
00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:23,900
With basic optical character recognition.

506
00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:27,900
Making it a highly accurate weapon capable of identifying and classifying...

507
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,900
And the targets and impact points prior to firing.

508
00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:31,900
Let's give it a lash.

509
00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:33,900
*BEEP*

510
00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:37,900
Look at this! Digital scope power!

511
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:39,900
Inverted scope!

512
00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:41,900
Look at that!

513
00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:43,900
Wow!

514
00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:45,900
This is insane!

515
00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:47,900
Seen this!

516
00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:49,900
Wow!

517
00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:51,900
Oh no, I wrapped it up!

518
00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:53,900
I'm getting killed!

519
00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:55,900
I'm getting killed!

520
00:34:56,900 --> 00:35:13,640
I'm getting killed now danger bar okay it's taking a while to triangles to zoom

521
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:20,140
in we should get straight oh you can't straight

522
00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:37,960
headshot galore coming up headshot headshot galore that's great stuff he just fell that's the end of

523
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:43,420
his his whole life was leading up to that I wonder what he thinks now well he can't think he's dead

524
00:35:43,420 --> 00:35:49,920
but his whole life unfortunately led up to that moment and you wonder he had a childhood

525
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:58,620
the man had he could have had a wife and kids you know he went through school all that stuff only to be

526
00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:10,080
sniped it's m16 time there's no messing around here okay he had a son someone's after telling me he had a son

527
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:41,400
this inverted aim thing there we go man there we go there we go see you later you caused you cause enough pain I hope you're happy

528
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:47,660
Steve Jennings says the man that we killed had a roast on

529
00:36:47,660 --> 00:36:52,720
He went, he got the message to go and do some terrorism

530
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:55,660
And he asked the boss how long are you going to be

531
00:36:55,660 --> 00:36:57,960
He said it should be a quick job, an hour

532
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,220
So he left the roast on

533
00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:03,600
And he's dead now

534
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,860
The roast is going to keep going

535
00:37:04,860 --> 00:37:06,340
No one's going to know about that chicken

536
00:37:06,340 --> 00:37:08,420
And the house could potentially burn down

537
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,460
It's going to fill with smoke

538
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:13,860
Maybe the neighbours might alert someone soon enough

539
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:14,780
We don't know

540
00:37:14,780 --> 00:37:17,260
See you later

541
00:37:17,260 --> 00:37:27,420
See these guys

542
00:37:27,420 --> 00:37:29,200
Humped us, dumped us

543
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,700
Falling off the window there

544
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,080
Gotta hide behind walls

545
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:42,400
Yes

546
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:42,400
Yes

547
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,100
Yes

548
00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:48,900
Jim Noise, thank you very much

549
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,800
For your glorious tip

550
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,580
And kind patronage

551
00:37:52,580 --> 00:37:54,160
Of this stream

552
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,900
An anti-terror special black ops

553
00:37:56,900 --> 00:38:01,760
Now

554
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:07,080
So we vanquished many of the terrorists

555
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,380
That were on hand to try and put a stop to us

556
00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:12,040
A clone named Gipso

557
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,320
Thank you very much

558
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,300
A clone named Gipso

559
00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:17,780
Hopefully we can get back from Mars on Monday morning

560
00:38:17,780 --> 00:38:18,980
With a brand new GPU

561
00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:21,080
Which is going to really be a primary subroutine

562
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:25,820
Full on check on our extra plated matrix

563
00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:29,460
That might be a lot for you to take in

564
00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:32,440
I'm not saying that you're not on my level or anything

565
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:32,940
But I mean

566
00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:36,560
You probably don't know what I'm talking about

567
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:36,860
Okay

568
00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:37,800
But thanks for the tip

569
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,840
Now look at this

570
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,380
M16 bullets taken

571
00:38:43,380 --> 00:38:44,800
We've 19 in the chamber

572
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,260
Let's press square to reload

573
00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,580
That's the fire button

574
00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:48,080
Wrong

575
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:48,980
Wrong button

576
00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:49,940
Triangle

577
00:38:49,940 --> 00:38:52,320
Triangle is to reload

578
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,020
Now don't walk into flames

579
00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:56,980
First lesson they teach you in school

580
00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:58,620
Never walk into fire

581
00:38:58,620 --> 00:39:00,540
That's something we don't want to do here

582
00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:03,720
I can see my face here is

583
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:10,800
My subset is showing noise on the screen

584
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,540
So we need to change that immediately

585
00:39:13,540 --> 00:39:15,440
Chroma key

586
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,840
There is no chroma key

587
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:19,940
It's a made up situation

588
00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:21,040
There we go

589
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:25,540
Now

590
00:39:25,540 --> 00:39:34,520
I'm going to blend in here

591
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:39,640
Blendy McBlenderson

592
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:45,420
Okay

593
00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:49,120
We've killed a load of lads now

594
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,800
We need to check in and see where we're going

595
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,760
Eliminate Kravich

596
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,340
And destroy the calm array

597
00:39:55,340 --> 00:40:00,140
Okay

598
00:40:00,140 --> 00:40:01,460
Let's vacant bank

599
00:40:01,460 --> 00:40:02,420
We were in there already

600
00:40:02,420 --> 00:40:03,780
So let's head down this road

601
00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:04,440
Turn left

602
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:05,520
Go down a dark alley

603
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:06,180
And turn right

604
00:40:06,180 --> 00:40:14,780
Young Tom Clancy

605
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:21,780
There we go

606
00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:28,940
And this game was invented by Tom Clancy

607
00:40:28,940 --> 00:40:33,000
Who was one of the famous Clancy brothers

608
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,360
Who had a terrific set of pipes on him

609
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:37,720
But he could also

610
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:42,820
He was also a very skilled and tactical marine

611
00:40:42,820 --> 00:40:46,000
who were a Navy SEAL as well.

612
00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:48,900
He's wrote an amazing amount of literature

613
00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:53,140
on how to kill terrorists as an American.

614
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,660
But he didn't tell anybody he really was actually Irish.

615
00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,560
There you go.

616
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:03,560
There you go.

617
00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:04,400
That's the end of him.

618
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:07,180
Again, more men with families.

619
00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:12,260
More men whose lives have led up to a really depressing end.

620
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:14,280
But they're dying for a cause.

621
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,380
They're dying for a cause.

622
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:17,080
They're terrorists.

623
00:41:17,740 --> 00:41:20,920
Remember, one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

624
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,680
We've taken their freedom away.

625
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,600
Their freedom of life, that is.

626
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,600
With more hazmats.

627
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:36,100
It's well known as well that Tom Clancy,

628
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,260
when he was in the Navy SEALs,

629
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:42,800
his special move when infiltrating a terrorist cell and strongholds

630
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,280
was he'd get into the building

631
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:48,740
and then he'd whip out a feckin' banjo and an Aran jumper

632
00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:52,740
and sing the terrorists to death with his baritone.

633
00:41:53,580 --> 00:41:54,960
He would reach...

634
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:55,360
Here we go.

635
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:56,280
Smash glass.

636
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,160
See, Tom Clancy would never have to smash glass with a gun.

637
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:04,360
His singing would smash the glass as well.

638
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,800
And also the terrorists would let their guard down

639
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,580
because they'd say,

640
00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:09,680
What the hell is that?

641
00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:10,680
That's such beautiful...

642
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:11,680
It's a beautiful sound.

643
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,480
And they'd let their guard down and they'd start relaxing.

644
00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:16,920
And...

645
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,160
Then Clancy would whip out...

646
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,320
His banjo had been modified...

647
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,640
To...

648
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,320
To shoot...

649
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:29,500
7.62 by 54 millimetre rounds.

650
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:31,320
So he would...

651
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,260
You know, you're holding a banjo...

652
00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:35,460
Just imagine that, playing like that.

653
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:37,280
And then...

654
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,780
And then it just turns into that.

655
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:40,300
And he'd twang...

656
00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:41,580
He'd twang the G-string.

657
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:43,820
And then the G-string would...

658
00:42:43,820 --> 00:42:44,700
Would...

659
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:45,460
Shoot bullets.

660
00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:46,700
It really sounds...

661
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,700
It sounds fantastical in its very...

662
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:50,800
In its very nature.

663
00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:52,540
But believe you in me, it's not.

664
00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:55,240
And that's the sort of stuff that they were developing.

665
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,020
And the US...

666
00:42:57,020 --> 00:42:58,700
See, you think that the banjo...

667
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:00,700
You think that the banjo was...

668
00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:02,420
A musical instrument.

669
00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:05,060
You've got to understand something here.

670
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,120
About...

671
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:07,980
Technology.

672
00:43:08,260 --> 00:43:09,420
Is that the military...

673
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:10,040
A pioneer...

674
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,180
All the technology used today...

675
00:43:12,180 --> 00:43:14,820
Didn't come out of just people wanting to make money out of it.

676
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,100
It came out of the military...

677
00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:19,020
Finding out ways to defeat enemies.

678
00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:21,460
So they bankrolled these projects.

679
00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:24,180
Like the internet wasn't...

680
00:43:24,180 --> 00:43:27,100
Made so that you could just fucking use Facebook and all that sort of...

681
00:43:27,100 --> 00:43:27,940
Sorry about the swearing there.

682
00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:28,620
Sorry...

683
00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:29,860
Use Facebook and Google.

684
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:31,240
ARPA.

685
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,140
The Advanced Research Project Agency...

686
00:43:34,820 --> 00:43:36,140
Developed a way of communicating...

687
00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:39,140
Via computer networks...

688
00:43:40,620 --> 00:43:41,140
Which...

689
00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:42,140
Then...

690
00:43:42,140 --> 00:43:44,260
Went on to become the internet.

691
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:45,820
Only after the...

692
00:43:45,820 --> 00:43:47,380
The military had used it...

693
00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:48,900
Had the money men got in.

694
00:43:49,220 --> 00:43:50,620
The evil money men like this.

695
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,080
And they...

696
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,140
They get a hold of...

697
00:43:54,660 --> 00:43:55,140
People...

698
00:43:55,660 --> 00:43:56,140
By their...

699
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:57,380
Their brains...

700
00:43:57,380 --> 00:43:58,140
Their thoughts...

701
00:43:58,140 --> 00:43:59,260
And they indoctrinate them.

702
00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:02,580
So that's what happens when you go online...

703
00:44:02,580 --> 00:44:03,140
There's Kravitz!

704
00:44:03,380 --> 00:44:04,060
Lenny Kravitz!

705
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,040
Lenny Kravitz is wearing a flak jacket.

706
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,100
We need to go for a headshot.

707
00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:13,660
He's saying stuff in Russian, man.

708
00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:14,500
He's saying stuff in...

709
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:15,800
There's Lenny Kravitz, everyone.

710
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:17,940
Don't let Kravitz get away!

711
00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:20,060
Don't let Kravitz get away!

712
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:24,080
Tom Clancy!

713
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,320
He's got a fucking flak...

714
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,520
Sorry about the swearing again.

715
00:44:31,020 --> 00:44:31,880
Oh, I'm out of bullets.

716
00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:37,020
This is getting really intense now.

717
00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:38,340
We've managed to locate...

718
00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:40,240
Jacob Rees-Marg.

719
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,420
Thank you very much for that.

720
00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:42,160
Listen, Jacob.

721
00:44:42,340 --> 00:44:43,340
We've got a simulation...

722
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,560
Artificial Intelligence Simulation 2...

723
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,340
Coming at us from Gate 3.9.

724
00:44:49,180 --> 00:44:50,260
Okay, don't be alarmed.

725
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:51,560
Don't be alarmed.

726
00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:52,340
I have...

727
00:44:52,340 --> 00:44:54,760
The relative subspace phase...

728
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:55,700
In my back pocket.

729
00:44:56,700 --> 00:44:57,620
Do you want a lend of it?

730
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,200
Denise!

731
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:00,400
Thanks very much, Denise.

732
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,940
And a big shout out to you as well.

733
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:04,720
And all the people out there.

734
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,300
Thanks very much, Denise.

735
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:09,860
And everyone out there.

736
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,240
Look, if you want to...

737
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,460
If you want some of this Dawn Milk...

738
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:15,460
We're going raiding the truck after the game.

739
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,200
Bring along a straw or a spoon as well.

740
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,700
Because there's a few yogurts in the back.

741
00:45:23,980 --> 00:45:25,400
Okay, we have a mission parameter.

742
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,380
Do not eliminate any CBDC.

743
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,340
That's CBD, okay?

744
00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:31,640
That's the non-psychoactive strain...

745
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,840
That you can get from the...

746
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,860
The cannabis plant agency.

747
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:36,840
Avoid damaging viral...

748
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:39,920
Delivery systems or explosive bombs.

749
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:47,080
I wish we had a shotgun.

750
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,900
We're going to have to take him out with the silence at 9.

751
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:53,740
Or we're going to grenade him.

752
00:45:53,740 --> 00:45:54,340
We'll grenade him!

753
00:45:59,540 --> 00:46:00,320
See you later.

754
00:46:00,860 --> 00:46:01,540
Bye-bye.

755
00:46:01,540 --> 00:46:01,540
Bye-bye.

756
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:04,600
Yes!

757
00:46:06,540 --> 00:46:07,460
Did it.

758
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:08,660
We've taken out Kravitz.

759
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,320
Kravitz got blown to pieces, man.

760
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:12,880
It was one of these.

761
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:14,920
Rest in pieces.

762
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,260
Yeah, Kravitz.

763
00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:19,140
Yeah.

764
00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:21,260
I want to get away.

765
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:23,920
I want to fly away.

766
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,760
Rest in pieces.

767
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,420
That was great.

768
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:32,280
Equip that.

769
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:33,340
And we're back.

770
00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:34,660
We're back in business, baby.

771
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:36,200
Silence 9mm.

772
00:46:36,740 --> 00:46:37,480
Not that we need...

773
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,100
The silencer means nothing to us now.

774
00:46:39,180 --> 00:46:40,340
We've gone in guns blazing.

775
00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:42,780
Bye-bye.

776
00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:45,020
Bit of a respite situation now.

777
00:46:45,580 --> 00:46:46,600
Let's get out our flashlight.

778
00:46:46,780 --> 00:46:48,440
Is there any way to cycle through our weapons?

779
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,280
Instead of going into the...

780
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,400
Instead of going into our inventory.

781
00:46:55,740 --> 00:46:57,000
This is really clunky.

782
00:46:57,220 --> 00:46:58,820
There must be a better way of doing this.

783
00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:05,860
Equip.

784
00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:07,660
Press select.

785
00:47:08,660 --> 00:47:09,020
Yes!

786
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,480
Dylan Cliff 111.

787
00:47:11,820 --> 00:47:14,020
You are amazing, man.

788
00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:14,880
I can't believe it.

789
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:15,900
How do you do this?

790
00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:16,780
How do you do this?

791
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:17,880
Were you...

792
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,900
Were you with Tom Clancy as well?

793
00:47:19,980 --> 00:47:20,340
When...

794
00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:21,800
When they were doing this mission.

795
00:47:21,980 --> 00:47:22,520
In real life.

796
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,000
Because all of these missions are...

797
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,200
Based on true stories.

798
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,720
Now we've got the torch.

799
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:33,540
No.

800
00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:34,660
Torch doesn't come up.

801
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:36,580
You have to go into your inventory to get the torch.

802
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:37,440
It's the one thing.

803
00:47:37,620 --> 00:47:38,520
Because it's not a weapon.

804
00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:40,900
They probably do that so that you...

805
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:45,460
They probably do that so you don't end up whipping out a torch in a gunfight.

806
00:47:45,460 --> 00:47:47,360
Which...

807
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:47,360
Which...

808
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:50,520
If you think about would be hilarious to see.

809
00:47:52,180 --> 00:47:56,240
In reality if somebody did that and they pulled out a torch and turned the torch on.

810
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,040
Expecting the enemy to die.

811
00:47:58,140 --> 00:47:59,660
But it just illuminated them.

812
00:48:00,260 --> 00:48:01,340
And made them look even...

813
00:48:01,340 --> 00:48:02,440
Even classer.

814
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:03,900
As they killed you.

815
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:06,680
These guys have...

816
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:07,260
These guys have...

817
00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:08,460
M16 rounds.

818
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:12,680
It's a 15...

819
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:14,460
A millimeter.

820
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:15,420
It's 15 clip.

821
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:15,820
Is it?

822
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:18,920
14.

823
00:48:22,060 --> 00:48:22,460
Yeah.

824
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,320
It's 15 and a clip.

825
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:23,840
Okay.

826
00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:24,220
We've done.

827
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,240
Lenny Kravitz has been eliminated everybody.

828
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:27,680
Make sure to...

829
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,260
Put that one down in your...

830
00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:29,860
In your...

831
00:48:29,860 --> 00:48:30,940
Notepad.

832
00:48:38,580 --> 00:48:39,420
Mammaduck.

833
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,300
Thank you very much for your glorious tip.

834
00:48:41,860 --> 00:48:45,860
And I want to thank you from the bottom of my subspace phase.

835
00:48:46,300 --> 00:48:50,160
It's a 0.5934 situation.

836
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,300
And we've got a lot of matrix gates...

837
00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:55,200
To go through first.

838
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,580
Before we can get through to our initialized frequency.

839
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,780
All I can say is the gate diagnostic.

840
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,700
MCK 03762346.

841
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:06,540
It's looking good.

842
00:49:06,740 --> 00:49:07,500
It's looking good.

843
00:49:07,620 --> 00:49:10,000
And it's all because of the support that you show.

844
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:10,800
Thank you very much.

845
00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:17,240
Golf Clash Tommy.

846
00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:18,800
Thank you very much as well man.

847
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,460
And hopefully the Golf Clash game.

848
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:21,420
That you're playing.

849
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,580
Isn't successful enough.

850
00:49:24,060 --> 00:49:25,300
For you to knock me off the.

851
00:49:25,620 --> 00:49:26,340
Off the charts.

852
00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:27,840
If I'm even in the charts anymore.

853
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,600
I think we have to go down to the subway system.

854
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:30,820
Pick up these.

855
00:49:31,740 --> 00:49:32,460
These guns.

856
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:35,400
Select.

857
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,380
We've only got 15 bullets in the chamber.

858
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,320
We've got a shotgun though.

859
00:49:39,380 --> 00:49:39,860
This is going to.

860
00:49:40,340 --> 00:49:41,580
Really do a lot of damage.

861
00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:45,100
Okay.

862
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,400
Emphatic music.

863
00:49:48,620 --> 00:49:49,120
What if we.

864
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:53,080
Mess around here with the volumes.

865
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:54,560
Okay yeah.

866
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,160
Because the music is great.

867
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,620
But the sound effects might be too loud.

868
00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:04,860
Because that's what you.

869
00:50:04,940 --> 00:50:05,680
That's what you want.

870
00:50:06,740 --> 00:50:06,960
Oh.

871
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:07,340
Okay.

872
00:50:15,580 --> 00:50:15,980
Okay.

873
00:50:16,060 --> 00:50:16,460
We've got it.

874
00:50:16,540 --> 00:50:16,960
We've got it.

875
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,760
We've got power down.

876
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:21,720
We've got power down.

877
00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:24,960
Let's whip out the flashlight.

878
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:26,820
Let's go into our inventory.

879
00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:28,000
And whip out the flashlight.

880
00:50:32,620 --> 00:50:33,040
Wow.

881
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:34,640
Look at this.

882
00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:35,500
Look at the graphics.

883
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:39,660
There we.

884
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:40,320
I knew it.

885
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:43,880
I knew there'd be a little box of tricks somewhere in a darkened room.

886
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:46,760
And that's a flak jacket.

887
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:47,420
We definitely.

888
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:48,320
We badly needed.

889
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:54,960
Now.

890
00:50:55,340 --> 00:50:56,380
Triangle to contact.

891
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:56,940
Leon Zing.

892
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:57,460
Here we go.

893
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:58,020
Leon Zing.

894
00:50:58,860 --> 00:50:59,500
Objective added.

895
00:51:05,380 --> 00:51:06,200
And look at this.

896
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,540
I'm fading away.

897
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,240
How did you press?

898
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,280
I'm pressing triangle.

899
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:16,220
It didn't contact her.

900
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,400
Locked.

901
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:50,380
Thank you.

902
00:51:50,380 --> 00:51:51,700
What's going on here?

903
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,440
We have more fuckers out here.

904
00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:06,040
Original Jan, thanks very much.

905
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,940
Nine millimeter bullets taken.

906
00:52:16,940 --> 00:52:18,380
If the gate is locked...

907
00:52:18,380 --> 00:52:29,280
It looks like the run animation was done by a motion capping a guy who had one leg asleep at the time.

908
00:52:36,540 --> 00:52:40,080
He'll need a Rennie Kravitz after that gut shot.

909
00:52:42,900 --> 00:52:43,900
Pour joie.

910
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,800
Nine millimeter bullets maxed.

911
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:54,940
Did I miss when it said press triangle to contact Leon Zing?

912
00:52:55,620 --> 00:52:56,940
Did I miss that?

913
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,220
The gate is locked.

914
00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,180
Do you reckon we could throw a grenade at that?

915
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:08,780
Let's have a little...

916
00:53:11,780 --> 00:53:16,160
See you later.

917
00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:20,160
It went through the...

918
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:21,960
It went through the holes in the bars.

919
00:53:29,180 --> 00:53:30,420
It said objective added.

920
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:31,500
Thanks very much, David.

921
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:32,620
I missed...

922
00:53:32,620 --> 00:53:33,180
I missed that.

923
00:53:40,100 --> 00:53:41,580
Mission objective.

924
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:43,760
Turn off power to terminal security doors.

925
00:53:43,900 --> 00:53:44,380
Where's that?

926
00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:45,640
Eliminate Roamer.

927
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,040
We've killed Kravitz.

928
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,160
And we've also protected the CBDC bomb squad.

929
00:53:51,260 --> 00:53:52,280
So we need to kill Roamer.

930
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,860
And we also need to turn off the power to the subway system.

931
00:53:57,700 --> 00:53:58,620
Where the hell is that?

932
00:54:00,380 --> 00:54:01,900
Subway entrance bar.

933
00:54:02,140 --> 00:54:03,360
Ah, there's a little green dot.

934
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:05,380
Turn right.

935
00:54:06,140 --> 00:54:06,860
Bacon bank.

936
00:54:07,380 --> 00:54:08,560
Maybe turn right at the end.

937
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,920
Is there something down this alleyway down here?

938
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:19,120
There's nothing down here.

939
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:22,320
There's nothing down here.

940
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:23,460
Look at that lamppost.

941
00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:24,920
Look at this.

942
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,860
Can you climb this drain pipe?

943
00:54:27,380 --> 00:54:28,980
No, because it's painted on.

944
00:54:30,460 --> 00:54:31,940
And that's how you get a game.

945
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:33,720
385 megabyte.

946
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,780
A full game onto 385 megabytes of data.

947
00:54:38,540 --> 00:54:40,000
You paint on the scenery.

948
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:47,020
It's like the way Hollywood used to make Wild Wests or films.

949
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,060
They'd paint on one side of the building or something.

950
00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:59,420
Where the hell is the power station?

951
00:55:00,900 --> 00:55:02,040
The power station.

952
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:12,140
You have to jump over the bar.

953
00:55:12,860 --> 00:55:13,680
Says Dylan Cliff.

954
00:55:14,220 --> 00:55:18,480
You're telling me, Dylan, that the power to the subway is in a pub.

955
00:55:19,940 --> 00:55:22,000
Is that in Washington, D.C.?

956
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,580
The power to the subway system.

957
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,660
You have to go into a pub and go behind the bar and ask the barman.

958
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:29,900
Can I just go behind the bar for a moment there?

959
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,480
I need to access the subway down below.

960
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,220
I need to turn the power on to the subway.

961
00:55:38,220 --> 00:55:39,640
It's a bit of a weird one.

962
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:41,640
And this is the place here.

963
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,640
You have to jump over the bar.

964
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,000
Is it in here?

965
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:58,600
This is a weird pub.

966
00:55:58,820 --> 00:56:04,420
Like, that they have a room here where you have to jump over a box.

967
00:56:04,420 --> 00:56:12,360
You need to use the taser for the power.

968
00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:13,360
Taser is key.

969
00:56:18,740 --> 00:56:20,120
You fucking joke.

970
00:56:20,260 --> 00:56:21,000
Sorry about the swear.

971
00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:22,880
I'm trying to keep this Saturday morning.

972
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:34,860
Thank you very much.

973
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:36,460
Bear back.

974
00:56:40,220 --> 00:56:41,140
Would you use this?

975
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,280
This is the taser that you use to kill people.

976
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,200
Go back to the bar.

977
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:08,760
N-Z-O-S.

978
00:57:08,900 --> 00:57:09,700
Thank you very much.

979
00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:17,940
Smash the window, you see.

980
00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:20,980
Oh, hang on.

981
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,860
I saw a window with the...

982
00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:23,860
Like...

983
00:57:23,860 --> 00:57:26,800
You could see the backyard or the back alley or something.

984
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,120
Is it through there?

985
00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:34,260
There's a pint for you in the bar, Steve Jennings says.

986
00:57:34,300 --> 00:57:35,240
I'm not sure about that.

987
00:57:38,620 --> 00:57:40,440
There's a pub like this in Kells.

988
00:57:40,660 --> 00:57:40,920
Someone says...

989
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:41,300
Ah, look.

990
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:42,460
There's windows behind the bar.

991
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:44,220
Is there?

992
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:46,480
No, there isn't.

993
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:48,400
Oh, there is.

994
00:57:50,260 --> 00:57:51,020
No, there isn't.

995
00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:51,020
No, there isn't.

996
00:57:55,020 --> 00:58:01,100
How are you Richard Spanish?

997
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,260
I'm spending a whole while spending a penny.

998
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,880
My colleagues must be wondering what I'm at.

999
00:58:08,540 --> 00:58:09,160
Ah, they're not.

1000
00:58:09,260 --> 00:58:10,180
It's Saturday morning.

1001
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,740
You can spend, you can just DOS.

1002
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:17,720
Head off into the bathroom and don't tell them that you need to go for a piss.

1003
00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:21,160
Then just go in there until somebody knocks on the door and then go,

1004
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:22,940
Oh, sorry, just finishing and then leave.

1005
00:58:23,180 --> 00:58:27,460
And it's like, it's like they've only just caught you at the end of what you were doing.

1006
00:58:27,820 --> 00:58:28,820
That's how you do that.

1007
00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:30,040
That's prime time DOSing.

1008
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:37,460
And if it's your boss, if it's your boss that comes up and if he ever questions what's going on there,

1009
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:38,920
hit him with this one.

1010
00:58:38,980 --> 00:58:41,140
I like to call this one the Francis Higgins special.

1011
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:43,800
Say, I've diarrhea.

1012
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:46,020
Do you mind?

1013
00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:48,240
And he'll be so embarrassed.

1014
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:49,900
Or she will be.

1015
00:58:50,420 --> 00:58:51,080
Here we go.

1016
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:51,760
This is it.

1017
00:58:51,860 --> 00:58:52,880
Smash the window, baby.

1018
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:54,000
Taser time.

1019
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:09,720
Where?

1020
00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:10,880
We want to tase people.

1021
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:11,380
Here we go.

1022
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:13,600
Here we go.

1023
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:13,980
Look, look.

1024
00:59:14,620 --> 00:59:16,940
Actually, we'll save the taser for a rainy day.

1025
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:24,140
Because we need to murder some of these guys with bullets.

1026
00:59:29,340 --> 00:59:30,940
Kill them all, somebody says.

1027
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:33,060
No expense spared.

1028
00:59:37,580 --> 00:59:37,980
Yes.

1029
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:40,400
Sniper rifle.

1030
00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:41,340
We already have.

1031
00:59:43,940 --> 00:59:44,740
Bullets taken.

1032
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:47,720
M16 maxed out.

1033
00:59:49,340 --> 00:59:52,800
Someone else wants a taste of what I'm serving up here.

1034
00:59:53,620 --> 00:59:55,120
Let's give them that taste.

1035
00:59:55,900 --> 00:59:57,100
Let's give them that taste.

1036
01:00:02,780 --> 01:00:08,020
Again, another person who had a family or something has just vanished.

1037
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,620
And another box of tricks here.

1038
01:00:10,700 --> 01:00:11,500
Another flak jacket.

1039
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:12,500
We're maxed out.

1040
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:14,640
Look at.

1041
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:24,120
OS14, I want to say a big thank you to you for your previous diagnostic subspace tip of 10 euro.

1042
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:28,000
I don't think I gave you the credence you deserved at the time.

1043
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:31,920
I was in the midst of trying to find the power to the subway system,

1044
01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:38,020
which unconventionally was stored behind a pub, which you had to smash a glass window of.

1045
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,740
But this is from the bottom of my subspace.

1046
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:47,660
You are a primary and secondary matrix alpha system.

1047
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:49,780
I want to say a big thanks very much to that.

1048
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:56,580
And hopefully you can get your gate NFC back on track only after the simulation AI has completed its course.

1049
01:00:56,940 --> 01:00:59,480
I don't want to be giving you any false hope or promises now.

1050
01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:00,720
Best of luck. Thank you very much.

1051
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:02,620
Mac, subway.

1052
01:01:05,300 --> 01:01:08,580
We need to use the sniper rifle to take out...

1053
01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:13,340
Okay, we have a sniper rifle here.

1054
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,600
We're going to take out some of the fucking...

1055
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:16,480
Sorry about that.

1056
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,980
Some of the effing creamers who are...

1057
01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:21,220
Look at this.

1058
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:22,580
Can we invert that scope?

1059
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,180
It's really boiling my blood at the moment.

1060
01:01:29,620 --> 01:01:30,920
Select mission stereo.

1061
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:32,540
Game bright screen controller.

1062
01:01:33,660 --> 01:01:34,460
Vibration on.

1063
01:01:34,740 --> 01:01:35,000
Yeah.

1064
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:35,820
Invert aim.

1065
01:01:35,940 --> 01:01:36,200
No.

1066
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,180
Who does that?

1067
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:45,260
Okay, back.

1068
01:01:48,860 --> 01:01:50,080
Okay, look at this.

1069
01:01:51,660 --> 01:01:52,220
Wow.

1070
01:01:54,780 --> 01:01:56,100
Is that one of my guys?

1071
01:01:58,580 --> 01:02:00,140
I'd hardly have to take out him.

1072
01:02:07,700 --> 01:02:08,920
Should we take out him?

1073
01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:11,700
Oh, no.

1074
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:14,200
Sorry.

1075
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:17,020
Are we okay?

1076
01:02:18,220 --> 01:02:19,360
Are we okay with that?

1077
01:02:20,620 --> 01:02:22,040
We're not okay with that.

1078
01:02:22,540 --> 01:02:22,980
Fuck.

1079
01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:24,740
I thought he was...

1080
01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:26,460
I thought maybe some of the...

1081
01:02:26,460 --> 01:02:27,180
Oh, jeez.

1082
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:27,700
Back to this.

1083
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:29,000
Shotgun.

1084
01:02:35,180 --> 01:02:35,920
Tase this guy.

1085
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:36,140
Look.

1086
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:37,380
Tase him from upstairs.

1087
01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:45,280
He's on fire.

1088
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:46,460
He's on fire.

1089
01:02:46,860 --> 01:02:47,760
He's on fire.

1090
01:02:47,860 --> 01:02:47,980
Look.

1091
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:50,740
I'm on fire.

1092
01:02:50,740 --> 01:02:51,660
I'm on fire.

1093
01:03:07,020 --> 01:03:07,940
Watch this now.

1094
01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:08,380
Fire.

1095
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:09,640
Fireman Sam.

1096
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:10,180
Here, look.

1097
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:15,520
See you later, man.

1098
01:03:17,220 --> 01:03:18,180
This is the best.

1099
01:03:18,180 --> 01:03:28,880
There's no end.

1100
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:29,860
You can keep going.

1101
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:35,880
This guy, unfortunately, had a roast on, and now he's roasting.

1102
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:39,320
The irony is he's on fire himself.

1103
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:46,980
Yo, that is lit.

1104
01:03:46,980 --> 01:03:48,480
Yo, yo.

1105
01:03:49,020 --> 01:03:49,500
That...

1106
01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:51,640
That shiz is lit, yo.

1107
01:03:56,640 --> 01:04:00,260
A bit of bacon and cravage there now.

1108
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:06,460
No.

1109
01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:10,500
That's what you get for messing around with me.

1110
01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:15,460
TV tree.

1111
01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:19,540
So back through the lounge.

1112
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:23,840
Back through the lounge.

1113
01:04:24,020 --> 01:04:24,520
Nice pub.

1114
01:04:24,620 --> 01:04:25,100
Nice bar.

1115
01:04:25,180 --> 01:04:26,580
It's very sparsely decorated.

1116
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:27,880
And there's only...

1117
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:28,660
This is a pub.

1118
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:29,720
There's only one table.

1119
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:31,400
Like...

1120
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:35,400
Are people just gonna hang out on the end of a hallway down here like that?

1121
01:04:40,900 --> 01:04:41,820
Is there a...

1122
01:04:41,820 --> 01:04:43,160
A window there?

1123
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:43,480
There is.

1124
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:44,840
Look at this.

1125
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:46,620
Can we tase the window open?

1126
01:04:47,060 --> 01:04:47,640
We can.

1127
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:50,860
Taser is the new way, man.

1128
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,060
Taser is the new way forward.

1129
01:04:54,260 --> 01:04:54,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1130
01:04:54,860 --> 01:04:54,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1131
01:04:54,860 --> 01:04:55,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1132
01:04:55,860 --> 01:04:56,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1133
01:04:56,860 --> 01:04:56,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1134
01:04:56,860 --> 01:04:57,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1135
01:04:57,860 --> 01:04:58,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1136
01:04:58,860 --> 01:04:59,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1137
01:04:59,860 --> 01:05:00,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1138
01:05:00,860 --> 01:05:00,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1139
01:05:00,860 --> 01:05:01,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1140
01:05:01,860 --> 01:05:02,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1141
01:05:02,860 --> 01:05:02,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1142
01:05:02,860 --> 01:05:03,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1143
01:05:03,860 --> 01:05:04,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1144
01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:04,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1145
01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:05,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1146
01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:06,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1147
01:05:06,860 --> 01:05:06,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1148
01:05:06,860 --> 01:05:07,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1149
01:05:07,860 --> 01:05:08,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1150
01:05:08,860 --> 01:05:09,860
Taser is the new way forward.

1151
01:05:09,860 --> 01:05:11,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1152
01:05:11,460 --> 01:05:12,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1153
01:05:12,460 --> 01:05:13,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1154
01:05:13,460 --> 01:05:14,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1155
01:05:14,460 --> 01:05:15,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1156
01:05:15,460 --> 01:05:16,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1157
01:05:16,460 --> 01:05:17,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1158
01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:18,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1159
01:05:18,460 --> 01:05:19,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1160
01:05:19,460 --> 01:05:20,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1161
01:05:20,460 --> 01:05:21,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1162
01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:22,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1163
01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:23,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1164
01:05:23,460 --> 01:05:24,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1165
01:05:24,460 --> 01:05:25,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1166
01:05:25,460 --> 01:05:26,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1167
01:05:26,460 --> 01:05:27,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1168
01:05:27,460 --> 01:05:28,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1169
01:05:28,460 --> 01:05:30,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1170
01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:31,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1171
01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:32,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1172
01:05:32,460 --> 01:05:33,460
Taser is the new way forward.

1173
01:05:33,460 --> 01:05:38,060
Taser is the new way forward.

1174
01:05:38,060 --> 01:05:39,060
Shit.

1175
01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:40,060
We're out of ammo.

1176
01:05:40,060 --> 01:05:43,060
The Glock has popped.

1177
01:05:43,060 --> 01:05:44,060
The Glockenspiel.

1178
01:05:44,060 --> 01:05:46,060
Let's do this.

1179
01:05:46,060 --> 01:06:00,060
Bad boys.

1180
01:06:00,060 --> 01:06:01,060
Bad terrorists.

1181
01:06:01,060 --> 01:06:03,060
Pre-9/11 terrorists.

1182
01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:09,660
Pre-9/11 when you knew where you stood.

1183
01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:11,660
Do you know?

1184
01:06:11,660 --> 01:06:14,660
When terrorists were real terrorists.

1185
01:06:14,660 --> 01:06:18,660
They wore combat military gear.

1186
01:06:18,660 --> 01:06:22,660
They were well armed and they were like soldiers.

1187
01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:26,660
They weren't picking off innocent civilians.

1188
01:06:26,660 --> 01:06:31,660
Now, no targets available.

1189
01:06:31,660 --> 01:06:34,260
Does anybody know where I'm going from here now?

1190
01:06:34,260 --> 01:06:38,260
I'm at a loss as to where I'm going here.

1191
01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:46,860
Eliminate Romer.

1192
01:06:46,860 --> 01:06:47,460
Where is he?

1193
01:06:47,460 --> 01:06:49,460
I don't even know where Romer is.

1194
01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:49,460
Where is he?

1195
01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:51,460
I don't even know where Romer is.

1196
01:06:55,460 --> 01:07:05,600
German thank you very much German I had an idea for a film last night the remake of the Joker

1197
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:14,960
but about the life and times of Tommy Schlug it's called the driver starring hacking hacking cough

1198
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:22,760
Phoenix hacking cough Phoenix very good and very good German thank you very much for the tip I'll

1199
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:35,900
let I will pass that information on to him okay we've I don't know where to go man Romer is in his lab

1200
01:07:35,900 --> 01:07:46,700
someone says should we head back

1201
01:07:50,060 --> 01:08:03,200
be great to be able to put out these flames here we could maybe travel I don't know where I'm going I do not know where I'm going at all it's it's a sad situation when we

1202
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:16,340
we still don't know what's happened I I drove all the way from Limerick to defeat Romer at night and I'm going to defeat him now Frank

1203
01:08:16,340 --> 01:08:32,160
Jesus Christ in heaven Frank I don't know where I'm going I've I went around the corner I interviewed over 70 pre-9-11 terrorists they described Lenny Kravitz as the angel of the planes

1204
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:53,220
use the t's on the bottles what bottles on the bottles in the bar

1205
01:08:53,220 --> 01:08:58,100
Father Roamer.

1206
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:08,660
Oh, look.

1207
01:09:08,740 --> 01:09:09,240
There's a lock.

1208
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:17,840
Yes!

1209
01:09:22,420 --> 01:09:24,820
Into the basement we go. Wish us luck.

1210
01:09:32,660 --> 01:09:33,500
Ah!

1211
01:09:47,020 --> 01:09:48,020
Good luck!

1212
01:09:51,620 --> 01:09:54,020
Fuck!

1213
01:09:54,020 --> 01:09:58,020
Power!

1214
01:09:58,020 --> 01:09:59,700
Ha ha ha ha ha!

1215
01:10:01,860 --> 01:10:02,700
Ha ha ha!

1216
01:10:05,700 --> 01:10:08,100
The angel! Ha ha ha ha!

1217
01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:28,720
He's the angel of the flames. I interviewed over 70 terrorists about the, uh, about Richard Roamer and Lenny Kravitz, Pat. He describes, he described the balaclava terrorist man as the angel of the flames.

1218
01:10:34,100 --> 01:10:49,160
Troy, Troy, Troy, thank you very much Troy, look Troy you're a journalist, you've heard

1219
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:55,660
of research, thank you very much for the tip Troy, thank you very much and I hope you're

1220
01:10:55,660 --> 01:11:02,900
having a great Saturday morning, you have the cerealette, you have the tea in the pot,

1221
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:09,580
you have a hot drop coming your way and I can't believe a word that comes out of your mouth

1222
01:11:09,580 --> 01:11:27,380
Troy, you're a self-confessed, self-confessed liar, you are a liar, you say you're growing

1223
01:11:27,380 --> 01:11:39,500
a mustache, Troy, what's your top tip, number one tip for mustache is trim, trim and you

1224
01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:44,380
will be healed, only trim the tash and you shall be healed, okay?

1225
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:47,520
It's not rocket science

1226
01:11:54,300 --> 01:11:56,960
Only trim the tash and you shall be healed

1227
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:14,160
Right we've that done with more terror cells here more guys need doing

1228
01:12:14,160 --> 01:12:25,500
Bad lads and that and look Troy. Thank you very much Troy you you are growing a mustache you've heard of hair

1229
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:28,080
Okay, Troy

1230
01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:31,040
Sorry, I'm gonna have to work out the transition to this

1231
01:12:34,980 --> 01:12:39,800
Troy Troy you're growing a mustache you've heard of hair, okay?

1232
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:46,920
You you need to first shave your face and leave off the bit above your lip, okay?

1233
01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:51,860
I interviewed over 70 contemporaries of my mustache. I

1234
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:55,640
Interviewed the more Moira Gallagher

1235
01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:58,440
She described my mustache

1236
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,520
She described my mustache as

1237
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:18,200
Eh I I can't the angel of the hairs doesn't make sense does not make sense Pat

1238
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:30,160
Right, thank you very much

1239
01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,440
So we go back to this

1240
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:46,840
Place here and I I got killed I dropped down

1241
01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:55,500
Bad times bad style the last time no trespassing the sign says we're gonna go against the wishes of that whoever made that sign

1242
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:58,960
And we're gonna really trespass hard

1243
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:03,560
If I can shoot this lock up

1244
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:11,780
Lovely sound do you hear the sound of the gate that was a really great sound?

1245
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:18,620
How the hell you meant to go down there without dying?

1246
01:14:21,580 --> 01:14:23,580
Does anyone know how you get down here without dying?

1247
01:14:28,580 --> 01:14:41,940
Jump back don't the hole but slower jump back don't don't Greg and or I'm reading that and it's grammatically really hard to understand jump back don't the hole but slower I

1248
01:14:44,220 --> 01:14:50,060
Know you're probably writing on a phone and it's not easy. I think there is a switch. Oh there is a switch look at that

1249
01:14:50,060 --> 01:15:06,500
Wow elevator call come on just don't the hole okay do you hear what I'm saying don't the hole

1250
01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:33,740
now let's press it again right Leon this must be where the subway security bypass which is located

1251
01:15:33,740 --> 01:15:38,900
find it and shut it off copy see if you can find a copy of the subway system security protocols

1252
01:15:38,900 --> 01:15:49,940
great stuff that really was an amazing cutscene there I love the way they've integrated the cut

1253
01:15:49,940 --> 01:15:55,640
scenes into the gameplay they haven't they didn't have the space on the disc to make cut scenes either

1254
01:15:55,640 --> 01:16:01,640
that or they couldn't be arsed it I'd say it's a calm it's column A and column B on that one

1255
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:06,800
no flashlight let's get this out

1256
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:11,960
she described Marcellus Wallace as the angel of the Ving Rhames who calls their son Ving yeah Ving power switch you've bypassed the subway security the ramp in the first terminal should be clear now

1257
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:17,120
no

1258
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:22,280
no

1259
01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:27,440
no

1260
01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:34,580
yeah Ving power switch you've bypassed the subway security the ramp in the first

1261
01:16:34,580 --> 01:16:42,440
terminal should be clear now we bypass security into the terminal we can get

1262
01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:48,780
back to the terminal now let's let's go up in the elevator Tom Clancy did the

1263
01:16:48,780 --> 01:16:57,320
graffiti on the game as well also the Clancy brothers saw zero zero money

1264
01:16:57,320 --> 01:17:06,620
off the back of these Tom Clancy games why because they were not that their estate

1265
01:17:06,620 --> 01:17:11,720
was not alerted to the fact it was going on and also Tom Clancy wanted to keep all

1266
01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:18,080
his secrets to himself Tom Clancy was arguably the most the most talented out

1267
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:24,740
of all the Clancy's he could he could play banjo okay he could play banjo he could

1268
01:17:24,740 --> 01:17:31,100
kill he had no problem killing he had zero post-traumatic stress disorder which

1269
01:17:31,100 --> 01:17:35,840
wasn't even invented back when he'd done his killing it was only known as shell

1270
01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:44,720
shock then and he could shock shells to beat the band he actually played shells he

1271
01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:52,040
pioneered the shell as an instrument he had a pair of spoons in his pocket and he

1272
01:17:52,040 --> 01:18:21,920
always kept a fucking clam in his back and I want to say sorry I want to apologize look I'm apologizing for the language it's Saturday morning I'm trying not to I've I've said that word three times which is great going I'm trying to keep something legitimized here and and this is me trying to make up for a bad situation I'm out here in the subspace macro subsystem analytic alpha v4 verifying database which I don't expect any of you to understand

1273
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:28,640
now when I say those words what happens when I say those bad words those bad

1274
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:35,900
words they are they're not aiding or abetting anything in my dialogue they're

1275
01:18:35,900 --> 01:18:39,680
not going to enhance what I'm saying and you will find if you speak like that

1276
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:45,300
you're gonna limit your opportunities I was out in the fifth quadrant outside

1277
01:18:45,300 --> 01:18:51,520
Mars yesterday afternoon I said the f-word outside Mars and the aliens that

1278
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:56,800
were driving the macro coordinated gate matrix turned around and said that

1279
01:18:56,800 --> 01:19:06,580
language doesn't belong in space and I was I was embarrassed I was embarrassed so

1280
01:19:06,580 --> 01:19:10,060
if you want to if you want to say those words you're gonna get you're gonna see

1281
01:19:10,060 --> 01:19:13,580
that your opportunities are limited because people you that's not the way

1282
01:19:13,580 --> 01:19:16,500
people talk okay

1283
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:32,160
we've we've managed to reconnect the power to the Washington DC area subway system the

1284
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:38,120
Washington DC subway system is like a work of art compared to the the New York one

1285
01:19:38,120 --> 01:19:45,900
which is kind of just full of rats and piss whereas the DC one is like architecturally

1286
01:19:45,900 --> 01:19:51,180
stunning not stunning it's just kind of interesting and you go down there to do

1287
01:19:51,180 --> 01:19:55,740
pont circle or whatever that station is you look the way the built and they put the

1288
01:19:55,740 --> 01:20:06,060
blocks around it's interesting it's nice weapons flashlight pull that out the New York one is

1289
01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:15,760
ran operated by piss and rats the DC one wouldn't you know that's operated by a money men because

1290
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:24,000
That's where all the governmental boys are and things are about to start getting governmental here, where I've governed that man's freedom

1291
01:20:25,780 --> 01:20:32,360
Hell man point blank did you ever get shot at point blank with an m16? It ain't nice

1292
01:20:33,940 --> 01:20:35,780
It ain't nice

1293
01:20:35,780 --> 01:20:39,680
It's a beautiful Saturday morning Francis. You should be outside climbing trees

1294
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:47,720
You shouldn't be sitting inside on your flaming devices Francis. It's actually Michael toner a rotten morning

1295
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:51,780
Where I am it's full of rain. It's full of misery

1296
01:20:52,860 --> 01:20:56,180
Misery misery misery and all the flippin rain

1297
01:20:57,080 --> 01:21:00,880
We're on the tail end of Lorenzo a Lorenzo breakdown

1298
01:21:02,460 --> 01:21:04,840
There's nothing I like more than to play a few

1299
01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:10,580
Gaming's on a Saturday morning and you you can ask Sarah Feingold

1300
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:20,160
Thank you very much sir find all thank you call shotguns man seen this m16 to the the face

1301
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:28,780
Bye-bye your train here your trains here man you need to get your train to lead you're dead

1302
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:36,020
Check the walls someone's saying check the walls conspiracies on the walls you serious have a look

1303
01:21:42,580 --> 01:21:45,840
I'm gonna switch to the shotgun for a bit of pump action fun

1304
01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:58,640
Can you get a can of coke there - we're on top of the coke machine now?

1305
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:01,760
No, one's gonna stop us up here warning

1306
01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:06,580
Subway closed it warning warning warning

1307
01:22:09,740 --> 01:22:13,660
Exclamation mark exclamation mark two of them only one is necessary subway

1308
01:22:14,480 --> 01:22:16,480
Laws said

1309
01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:26,920
No full stop at the end of the sec of the closed they decided to put two exclamations after the first one unnecessary danger

1310
01:22:27,980 --> 01:22:29,980
It's down here look

1311
01:22:32,420 --> 01:22:34,420
It's down here

1312
01:22:37,540 --> 01:22:39,540
No

1313
01:22:41,220 --> 01:22:43,220
I thought I was about to get ran over there by a

1314
01:22:45,220 --> 01:22:47,700
Train what's that over there? It's a bomb

1315
01:22:49,620 --> 01:22:51,620
Disarm the bomb

1316
01:22:55,680 --> 01:23:03,080
Be consent tell CBDC to get its guys down here get its guys down here CBDC we need them fast

1317
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:13,400
Sarah fine gold thank you very much for the tip there that's going towards a brand new simulation AI which we've got

1318
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:17,420
We're gonna pick up on Monday morning as I mentioned to everybody who joined the

1319
01:23:18,220 --> 01:23:18,880
the

1320
01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:27,200
Diagnostic matrix earlier on we went out to Mars yesterday evening at 10 to 6 to pick up a brand new neural net processor a learning computer computer

1321
01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:40,180
We extrapolated the information we extrapolated once we got to Harvey Norman's on Mars was that they had nothing in stock until Monday so we went to a pub around the corner on Mars TR Dallas was playing

1322
01:23:40,540 --> 01:23:45,880
We stayed there in his space pod afterwards he had a bag of macro

1323
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:48,280
Macro matrix

1324
01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:51,000
Powder and we put that onto the chips

1325
01:23:51,340 --> 01:23:58,340
we had salt and vinegar and the macro powder on the chips that enhanced the flavor back into the oven for another 50 minutes and

1326
01:24:00,220 --> 01:24:06,300
It was a great night he got the guitar out and we started playing some more tunes as well. Thanks very much for the tip

1327
01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:09,480
and

1328
01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:13,320
Chicken milk thank thank you very much chicken milk

1329
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:21,320
Not go to close range

1330
01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:25,640
Sniper rifle no scoping the original em

1331
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:30,340
No scope was siphon filter someone said check the walls

1332
01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:35,240
I'm looking at the walls here says no smoking

1333
01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:50,480
Fucking help taser time enjoy your time in the hell flame off

1334
01:24:59,660 --> 01:25:03,300
Oh, thank God there's a checkpoint there

1335
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:12,640
Check the walls and say check the walls. I'm checking the walls is nothing here

1336
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:19,500
You're a liar you are a liar

1337
01:25:21,740 --> 01:25:24,940
You've peddled your lives all over the globe

1338
01:25:29,260 --> 01:25:31,260
Seen the four forward rules

1339
01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:40,080
What's down here at the exit

1340
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:44,700
Do a few forward rolls there tuck and roll job

1341
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:48,680
Leon

1342
01:25:54,180 --> 01:26:00,600
That's great news we've located Romer chicken milk. Thank you very much in serifying gold. Thanks for the tip

1343
01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:16,200
Haha, it's great how you can blast the lads through the through the gates

1344
01:26:22,920 --> 01:26:26,640
Turns out we had to head back I'd say to open that gate or doing

1345
01:26:31,020 --> 01:26:33,020
Is there a way get through this

1346
01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:44,980
Back upstairs again to find out how to open the gate below can hear some people running after me

1347
01:26:47,300 --> 01:26:48,300
Jesus Christ?

1348
01:26:48,300 --> 01:26:49,300
Jesus Christ

1349
01:26:49,300 --> 01:26:56,680
Shotgun shells are bad for your health, okay? Stay away

1350
01:26:56,680 --> 01:27:00,480
Flack jacket undamaged and taking a bit of flack off those boys anyway point blank flack?

1351
01:27:00,480 --> 01:27:17,480
Flack jacket undamaged taking a bit of flack off those boys anyway point blank flack?

1352
01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:24,480
Wow new room?

1353
01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:33,440
We're in it. We're into a new subsystem in here now

1354
01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:39,280
Another flack jacket to bam see you later graphics graphics card

1355
01:27:39,280 --> 01:27:42,240
You'll need a new graphics card after that I'd say

1356
01:27:49,860 --> 01:27:57,260
What was the point of that that was it there's no need for this little tunnel here at the side I suppose there's a couple of flack jackets. That's it

1357
01:28:00,860 --> 01:28:10,300
He'll need to head down to the CBD oil shop a bit of CBD rub a bit of CBD into those wounds and you'll be flying it

1358
01:28:22,340 --> 01:28:28,360
Treaty treaty thank you very much for that kind hearted and generous

1359
01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:41,880
Treaty arrangement the next greatly enhanced his reputation the next treaty arrangement. Thank you very much

1360
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:46,520
And a big shout out to everyone there. Oh, hello pack ox

1361
01:28:47,480 --> 01:28:52,280
Hello line four good evening. Good evening gay pat talks MEP here

1362
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:59,560
My I'd love if pack ox could ring me in times of stress and things like that and

1363
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:06,920
You just you go hello line four and I answer my phone my own mobile phone is answered as oh hello line four

1364
01:29:08,440 --> 01:29:10,440
And all you hear is

1365
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:17,800
Good evening gay and I'd be like i'm not gay and then I go who is this?

1366
01:29:18,760 --> 01:29:25,000
Pat talks MEP here. Oh hello pack ox you sound a bit rough you sound a bit rough there pat

1367
01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:28,600
What are you have you got the flu or something?

1368
01:29:29,240 --> 01:29:39,320
A dose of laryngitis you have a dose of laryngitis okay? Well laryngeite to us pat laryngeite to us and and then he'd have information about what's going on

1369
01:29:42,040 --> 01:29:44,040
No, that's that's for another day?

1370
01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:46,040
That's that's for another day

1371
01:29:58,200 --> 01:30:01,400
Ah there's a switch in the in the room I knew it

1372
01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:08,600
The only problem there is where is the elevator?

1373
01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:11,880
Where's the elevator?

1374
01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:15,320
Is there an elevator down here?

1375
01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:19,560
Gabe you're leaving the strike area okay?

1376
01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:22,200
Leave now mission will be a failure okay?

1377
01:30:22,520 --> 01:30:27,160
We're leaving the strike area so we need to strike while the iron's hot down here

1378
01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:29,160
Is there an elevator?

1379
01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:45,480
Don't tell me it's back in there?

1380
01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:56,600
Back out with the flashlight

1381
01:30:59,880 --> 01:31:02,040
Treaty thank you very much treaty oh there he is

1382
01:31:03,240 --> 01:31:08,840
Treaty rugby on one screen siphon on the other couldn't dream a better Saturday morning

1383
01:31:10,040 --> 01:31:13,800
Thank you very much I what who's playing in the rugby anyway

1384
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:19,560
Are the japanese boys doing the business again or?

1385
01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:29,960
Now...

1386
01:31:34,260 --> 01:31:45,260
Back of the head! Shotgun shells taken. We need a flashlight here. Or we won't.

1387
01:31:57,460 --> 01:32:26,960
Look at these rolls. I got a brand new roll. Someone was saying check the walls for a conspiracy. So what does that mean on that poster there, look. Is that a conspiracy? Looks like someone's like wrapped up. Or is it a doctor or something? It's like a doctor with a face mask on, like a dust mask. Is this subliminal? Is this for us?

1388
01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:30,960
Is this for us, the player? Or is this all adding to the story of the game?

1389
01:32:36,960 --> 01:32:46,960
Clearly defined game, action, intensity, great balance. Balance between intense action, stealth, the storyline is pumped.

1390
01:32:46,960 --> 01:32:58,960
The flak jacket. The lad with a flak jacket on. We're gonna take his head off. We're gonna take his head off with a headshot. Thanks for giving me the time, man. Give me the time of day.

1391
01:32:58,960 --> 01:33:00,960
Give me the time of day.

1392
01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:02,960
Dave, what's happening?

1393
01:33:02,960 --> 01:33:08,960
I'm setting a beacon. Wait. Leon, this one's different from the others. It has a shorter timer and it looks...

1394
01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:10,960
Dave, that's not viral. It's too late.

1395
01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:12,960
Dave, that's not viral. It's too late.

1396
01:33:12,960 --> 01:33:14,960
Ah! No!

1397
01:33:24,960 --> 01:33:32,960
Memory card not found. So we have... Oh, fuck. What does that mean?

1398
01:33:36,960 --> 01:34:03,960
Beardsman MEP, how are ya? Any crack in the fifth quadrant? No crack, Beardsman. There is no crack as of yet. There is only a GR matrix gate. Now we need to extrapolate many tracks before we can open that gate. But what I want to say to you, Beardsman, is welcome to the stream and thank you very much for the dreams.

1399
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:22,960
We forgot our memory card.

1400
01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:37,180
*music*

1401
01:34:37,180 --> 01:34:46,480
what's everyone saying? the frames per second thing? is the stream lagging? is the stream lagging?

1402
01:34:48,320 --> 01:35:00,320
six frames... *music*

1403
01:35:00,320 --> 01:35:13,680
zero zero thank you very much zero zero stream's fine now appreciating the cutscene ah the cutscene was rubbish was it? um i wonder here

1404
01:35:13,680 --> 01:35:25,680
i wonder if i can insert memory card onto the playstation? assign slots?

1405
01:35:25,680 --> 01:35:35,360
select an internal card card to use dino for the dino crisis that was the one let's put that into slot one

1406
01:35:41,360 --> 01:35:44,640
okay so that's in slot one yes

1407
01:35:48,640 --> 01:35:49,040
yes

1408
01:35:52,240 --> 01:35:55,360
yes

1409
01:35:55,360 --> 01:35:59,360
*music*

1410
01:36:03,520 --> 01:36:10,720
i i drove i drove all the way from limerick to uh to play siphon filter this morning and i'm going to play it

1411
01:36:11,440 --> 01:36:17,520
you censored me before you you didn't let me save my you you you let me you gave me a 20 minute

1412
01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:24,480
gameplay of siphon filter and without warning you pulled out the memory card

1413
01:36:26,720 --> 01:36:41,280
number three number three number three number three why if this miserable uh childhood you had saturday morning miserable saturday mornings misery miserable uh saturdays eating cereal

1414
01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:44,160
misery misery misery the whole flipping way

1415
01:36:45,680 --> 01:36:54,880
if that's the case frank if that's the case why did you not discuss your well played endorsement

1416
01:36:58,400 --> 01:37:11,680
of siphon filter you nev you never discussed it

1417
01:37:11,680 --> 01:37:27,040
right we've got some interesting intel we have received interesting intelligence information uh you're not privy to this

1418
01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:35,200
jonathan in the chat it is emulated we're on a macro diagnostic gate uh subset

1419
01:37:38,400 --> 01:37:42,480
alan carmody remembers when memory cards were something you got when someone died

1420
01:37:43,760 --> 01:37:52,240
uh and stephen cooney says how's the skies over behola today they're gray wet and windswept is my guess because

1421
01:37:52,240 --> 01:38:07,760
where i am which is a little bit away from behola it's gray and disgusting so that's why we're have you seen jerry's website haven't i don't really want to go too far into the into the subroutine subset primary matrix of

1422
01:38:07,760 --> 01:38:18,320
of hannon hannon hannon corp g hannon corp g hannon corp 759 featuring miles dyson if i go too far into the hannon subspace

1423
01:38:19,280 --> 01:38:24,000
i might not come back the simulation ai would be too much for me to handle

1424
01:38:24,960 --> 01:38:30,800
look i have some interesting intel i want to share that intel with you i've come all the way from limerick to do this

1425
01:38:31,760 --> 01:38:42,080
okay washington dc destroyed subway we've got any we've got an incoming subset uh message from benton okay

1426
01:38:42,080 --> 01:38:46,720
free benton let's turn up the volume on this music

1427
01:38:57,520 --> 01:39:08,880
incoming from benton you're lucky to be alive there's 10 square blocks downtown d of downtown dc just sank 20

1428
01:39:08,880 --> 01:39:18,480
feet into the ground two years before 9 11 when terrorists you could set your watch by them you knew

1429
01:39:18,480 --> 01:39:27,280
where you stood with the terrorists back in 99 it looks like roamer had the entire subway wired to explode

1430
01:39:27,280 --> 01:39:35,200
as part of his escape plan it's likely you've cut down the table short and he's still down there with you

1431
01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:44,000
aremov and giardo two names you'll want to remember i'm sorry about that i'm sorry for swearing

1432
01:39:44,880 --> 01:39:46,720
also remain unaccounted for

1433
01:39:49,600 --> 01:39:56,240
don't let romer escape the terminal and be aware that you're now completely cut off from all reinforcements

1434
01:39:57,040 --> 01:40:02,960
rest in pieces

1435
01:40:05,760 --> 01:40:13,280
watch out there's a fighter jet coming down wrong one

1436
01:40:15,520 --> 01:40:18,480
make sure you're drinking enough water in your diet during the week

1437
01:40:19,360 --> 01:40:24,720
sure the sugar drinks are nice but they're at your teeth those companies don't care about your health they

1438
01:40:24,720 --> 01:40:30,320
just want your pounds and your pennies in old money euros and cents and new

1439
01:40:34,640 --> 01:40:40,560
can anybody can someone stop we need to stop this plane fast it's carrying a load of bombs someone

1440
01:40:40,560 --> 01:40:44,480
someone told me it's got there's a bomb on the plane you need to stop the plane now stop the plane now

1441
01:40:45,760 --> 01:40:54,640
okay major major major news we are all cut off from reinforcements okay

1442
01:40:54,640 --> 01:41:04,560
okay let's move on

1443
01:41:04,560 --> 01:41:13,520
gabe gabe gabe are you there i'm here i'm all right oh my god gabe i thought you'd been killed not yet

1444
01:41:14,080 --> 01:41:20,000
get on the wire and tell benton that the subway is a decoy the main bomb is somewhere else benton

1445
01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:24,560
my video feeds are dead last visual had romer moving towards level one and gurdue was moving through

1446
01:41:24,560 --> 01:41:29,520
the main tunnel just beneath the street the ramps down here have collapsed i'll have to find another way up

1447
01:41:31,680 --> 01:41:42,640
okay you thought you thought everyone was okay you're wrong half of dc has just sank 20 feet to the ground

1448
01:41:44,400 --> 01:41:45,120
get a grip

1449
01:41:49,360 --> 01:41:50,320
free bentos

1450
01:41:58,240 --> 01:42:04,880
this story is pump it's a pumping a pumping powerhouse what the hell

1451
01:42:07,200 --> 01:42:12,560
jesus christ it's a pumpkin a pumping powerhouse of a storyline

1452
01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:38,720
you heard the dance music question tarantino remember someone wrote that beardsman

1453
01:42:40,320 --> 01:42:43,840
and they were having a go it was like it was it a dig at the stream or something

1454
01:42:45,280 --> 01:42:51,280
saying something like you're no question some someone was having a go-go and you're no question tarantino

1455
01:42:51,280 --> 01:43:01,440
francis and like he he's meant to write quentin but it auto corrected or and he he ate his humble pie

1456
01:43:02,720 --> 01:43:09,360
give him a 20-minute stream beat down frank mccourt is my father

1457
01:43:12,880 --> 01:43:16,320
alan carmody has just realized that frank mccourt is his father

1458
01:43:17,040 --> 01:43:21,360
ha ha ha ha but then again how would that be possible because treisa

1459
01:43:22,320 --> 01:43:24,560
carmody was three days away from her

1460
01:43:30,160 --> 01:43:34,560
treisa treisa carmody was three three days away from her date

1461
01:43:35,440 --> 01:43:41,680
when you said that you did that to her you know it it never nowhere in your book does it say yeah it was

1462
01:43:41,680 --> 01:43:46,320
with her consent was it with her consent frank

1463
01:43:48,880 --> 01:43:50,240
was it with her consent

1464
01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:58,400
right let's go let's move wank hailstone

1465
01:44:00,160 --> 01:44:09,760
it was jerry didn't even write the weather report splashes it was written by a storm known as wank hailstone

1466
01:44:10,480 --> 01:44:14,160
who's in prison at the moment vortex crimes

1467
01:44:18,240 --> 01:44:25,360
press triangle contact me the viral bomb you tagged on another one cbdc can't get to it debris is blocking the ramp to the street

1468
01:44:25,360 --> 01:44:29,920
tell them to stand by yeah i'll find some of romer's stashed explosives and cleared from my side

1469
01:44:35,280 --> 01:44:41,920
having great fun role playing the calls back to leon there uh pretending that i'm i'm taking this game to a

1470
01:44:41,920 --> 01:44:52,720
whole new level by pretending i'm in it uh where do where am i meant to go man is he not hot is he not hot is he not suffocating

1471
01:44:54,240 --> 01:45:03,680
uh objectives locate explosives cash blow open passage to street and protect cbdc agent eliminate romer

1472
01:45:09,920 --> 01:45:15,600
he's he's engaging with media on multiple levels but the rhythm is the base and the base is the treble

1473
01:45:19,600 --> 01:45:25,840
i meant to say rhythm not rhythm uh just in case you're wondering why i said rhythm

1474
01:45:27,520 --> 01:45:32,720
it's it's not right to be saying that that's not the way i should i speak so i shouldn't be mimicking that

1475
01:45:34,160 --> 01:45:36,400
and so the the way other people speak

1476
01:45:36,400 --> 01:45:46,080
and now i'm on fire and now i'm on fire and i die mission failed

1477
01:45:47,200 --> 01:45:48,480
fishing mailed baby

1478
01:45:50,560 --> 01:45:58,960
i am i'm here i am who's this oh my god gabe i am who is this not yet how are you on the wire and tell

1479
01:45:58,960 --> 01:46:04,000
benton that the subway is a decoy the main bomb is somewhere else the main bomb is somewhere over my

1480
01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:08,560
video feeds are dead yeah visual head roamer moving towards level one and kirdu was moving through the

1481
01:46:08,560 --> 01:46:14,560
main tunnel just beneath the street i see yeah i know i know look i find another way up i'm inside a

1482
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:20,640
subway system at the moment uh there's a lot of smoke and flames yeah you need to call the fire

1483
01:46:20,640 --> 01:46:31,520
department fire brigade please because i'm dying now let's move let's move let's move

1484
01:46:34,960 --> 01:46:37,440
down here down we go

1485
01:46:43,760 --> 01:46:49,040
tell you something i'm i can't look at this guy let's let him burn

1486
01:46:55,840 --> 01:47:03,440
have we a fire extinguisher for that lad didn't even drop us anything didn't even drop any items for me

1487
01:47:09,680 --> 01:47:11,760
so it looks as though we get on top of the train

1488
01:47:14,720 --> 01:47:16,560
whoa whoa whoa

1489
01:47:17,760 --> 01:47:23,440
gabe the viral bomb you tagged on level one cbdc can't get to it debris is blocking the ramp to the street

1490
01:47:23,440 --> 01:47:28,080
tell them to stand by i'll find some of romers stashed explosives and cleared from my side

1491
01:47:32,160 --> 01:47:39,600
county cowloon boys thank you very much it's very kind of you as well to initialize a group frequency

1492
01:47:39,600 --> 01:47:45,920
diagnostic towards the stream a tip or donation to the layman yes the subspace phase has been

1493
01:47:45,920 --> 01:47:51,440
adjourned until monday morning but with you the complexities of the uh checksum which you have

1494
01:47:51,440 --> 01:47:56,240
delivered to us we're still waiting on a few of those packages to uh to talk to each other

1495
01:47:57,520 --> 01:48:08,720
we will no doubt bust down the gates of a brand new quadrant by 10 55 now i'd say we'd have it wrapped up

1496
01:48:08,720 --> 01:48:15,040
by about one thanks to you county cowloon thank you very much

1497
01:48:25,760 --> 01:48:26,000
where

1498
01:48:28,800 --> 01:48:38,160
as splashes was another side of this story okay is anyone can anybody tell me here now

1499
01:48:39,280 --> 01:48:45,520
where i'm headed we've seen a man there racing across the top of that train

1500
01:48:48,880 --> 01:49:04,880
can we climb on this train here yes train zilla it's a 50 foot lizard with trains for arms

1501
01:49:08,320 --> 01:49:20,080
oh oh for a

1502
01:49:20,080 --> 01:49:34,800
oh my god i'm here yes i'm all right oh my god gabe i thought you've been killed not yet get on the

1503
01:49:34,800 --> 01:49:39,760
wire and tell benton that the subway is a decoy the main bomb is somewhere else main decoy roamer

1504
01:49:39,760 --> 01:49:49,840
the ramps down here have collapsed i'll have to find another way up

1505
01:49:52,080 --> 01:49:58,480
the ramps have collapsed the whole subway system underneath washington dc has been breached by the

1506
01:49:59,040 --> 01:50:08,880
the roads above it uh this is a nightmare scenario and uh two years later on the world trade center

1507
01:50:08,880 --> 01:50:15,440
will be struck by planes which would then send the fucking above the subway below that would be uh

1508
01:50:16,480 --> 01:50:23,920
breached by the the roads above it uh so the stuff two years like this game came out little did we know

1509
01:50:23,920 --> 01:50:30,000
that two years later everything that we'd see in the movies would be a reality it's so hard to comprehend

1510
01:50:30,960 --> 01:50:36,560
and like they might have gone into afghanistan and bollocked a load of shepherds and then they

1511
01:50:36,560 --> 01:50:44,000
might have gone into iraq then and wiped out a few of the bath the bath party boys

1512
01:50:44,960 --> 01:50:50,800
do you know those boys who liked having parties and baths they went after them yeah but at the end

1513
01:50:50,800 --> 01:50:58,880
of the day what is the most enduring image of the war on terror which apparently is still on is it that

1514
01:50:58,880 --> 01:51:06,960
of uh baghdad being bombed to under night with night vision goggles uh you know missile cruise missiles

1515
01:51:06,960 --> 01:51:13,680
tell them to stand uh insurgents i'll find some aromers the battle of fallujah is it is it george bush on

1516
01:51:13,680 --> 01:51:17,600
the back of an aircraft carrier with a big banner behind him saying mission accomplished

1517
01:51:18,400 --> 01:51:25,760
is it that or is it uh passenger a commercial airline jets being crashed into buildings what on them it's

1518
01:51:25,760 --> 01:51:35,520
it's it's it's it's beyond comprehension uh we're still feeling the effects of that and the amount of uh

1519
01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:44,400
user generated footage from the day uh which is all online that you can see uh did they even know it

1520
01:51:44,400 --> 01:51:47,280
was going to be they didn't even know that the buildings were going to collapse

1521
01:51:49,280 --> 01:51:57,040
holy shit how did they do it how did how did we not even know that was a possibility why like was there

1522
01:51:57,040 --> 01:52:04,560
no safety measures for uh not letting people into the cockpits of airplanes at the time headshot he's got a

1523
01:52:04,560 --> 01:52:20,960
grenade oh gabe gabe are you there i'm here i'm all right oh my god gabe i thought you'd been killed yeah we've

1524
01:52:20,960 --> 01:52:22,960
We've seen this a million times.

1525
01:52:36,800 --> 01:52:38,400
Oh no, he set me on fire.

1526
01:52:44,180 --> 01:52:45,140
Gabe, Gabe.

1527
01:52:48,620 --> 01:52:49,480
This is it.

1528
01:52:50,260 --> 01:52:51,440
No messing around here.

1529
01:52:52,520 --> 01:52:53,880
No messing around here.

1530
01:53:02,520 --> 01:53:03,280
See that?

1531
01:53:05,000 --> 01:53:05,520
Mercy.

1532
01:53:05,780 --> 01:53:07,920
I was going to say mercy kill, but he didn't even die.

1533
01:53:08,660 --> 01:53:12,940
You're just pumping bullets into a flaming non-deather.

1534
01:53:16,180 --> 01:53:18,520
Two bottles of death, I'll clean that up.

1535
01:53:19,560 --> 01:53:23,260
Stick a plaster on that, man.

1536
01:53:24,600 --> 01:53:25,940
See how far you go.

1537
01:53:34,580 --> 01:53:39,800
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to turn into a boom boom boy.

1538
01:53:43,040 --> 01:53:49,140
The boom boom boy's greatest hits is going to be released soon enough as well on DVD and download.

1539
01:53:49,840 --> 01:53:59,360
It's going to be two and a half hours of the greatest boom boom boy explosions in the past 20 years.

1540
01:53:59,360 --> 01:54:02,620
This is narrated by Morgan Freeman.

1541
01:54:02,620 --> 01:54:06,740
It's going to be in cinema soon enough.

1542
01:54:07,740 --> 01:54:08,580
Get up while it's hot.

1543
01:54:10,740 --> 01:54:12,420
The bath party are after you.

1544
01:54:12,740 --> 01:54:13,740
It's bath time, baby.

1545
01:54:14,040 --> 01:54:15,460
That's the way they used to open their...

1546
01:54:15,460 --> 01:54:16,540
Oh, for fuck's sake!

1547
01:54:19,360 --> 01:54:20,780
Saddam Hussein would come in.

1548
01:54:21,160 --> 01:54:21,680
Gabe!

1549
01:54:21,980 --> 01:54:22,240
Gabe!

1550
01:54:22,240 --> 01:54:22,980
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1551
01:54:22,980 --> 01:54:23,500
We've heard it.

1552
01:54:23,580 --> 01:54:23,900
Right.

1553
01:54:24,860 --> 01:54:29,980
Saddam Hussein would walk into the doll in Baghdad and he'd go,

1554
01:54:30,060 --> 01:54:30,840
Listen, boys.

1555
01:54:31,840 --> 01:54:33,320
It's bath time, baby.

1556
01:54:33,960 --> 01:54:34,660
And then he'd go,

1557
01:54:34,840 --> 01:54:36,540
Anybody want to get in the bath with me?

1558
01:54:36,980 --> 01:54:39,880
And if he said you didn't want to get in the bath with Saddam, he'd kill you.

1559
01:54:40,220 --> 01:54:41,420
Because that's the bath party.

1560
01:54:42,280 --> 01:54:50,140
And he had a golden bath in his gaff as well and a golden shitter.

1561
01:54:51,440 --> 01:54:56,740
And apparently when the Marines, George Clooney, took a golden log in it.

1562
01:54:58,960 --> 01:55:00,420
In Three Kings, the movie.

1563
01:55:00,540 --> 01:55:01,640
Oh, that was the first Gulf War.

1564
01:55:01,640 --> 01:55:08,340
The second Gulf War, which was actually the longer and probably the better one, in my opinion.

1565
01:55:09,320 --> 01:55:10,980
Although you didn't have Storm and Norman.

1566
01:55:11,500 --> 01:55:15,600
You had Colin Powell, who for some reason wanted to be known only as Colon.

1567
01:55:17,600 --> 01:55:18,520
Oh, these guys.

1568
01:55:19,940 --> 01:55:20,700
We need to go back.

1569
01:55:20,760 --> 01:55:22,100
We'll go back for the flak jacket.

1570
01:55:24,000 --> 01:55:26,020
He used to poo in the bath, says Steve Jennings.

1571
01:55:26,020 --> 01:55:31,520
Some interesting information coming through there about Saddam Hussein's bath party habits.

1572
01:55:31,520 --> 01:55:33,500
He had a golden bath.

1573
01:55:34,040 --> 01:55:41,320
He'd force any detractors or any opposition to take a golden bath with him.

1574
01:55:42,160 --> 01:55:48,380
And then he'd hold their head underwater and let out a Saddam Hussein thundercloud.

1575
01:55:49,540 --> 01:55:54,140
And he'd make his opponents look at the bubbles in the bath.

1576
01:55:55,140 --> 01:55:56,140
And then...

1577
01:55:56,140 --> 01:55:57,980
I don't even want...

1578
01:55:57,980 --> 01:55:59,700
I don't even want to tell you what happened next.

1579
01:55:59,880 --> 01:56:01,060
Ah, for fuck's sake, man.

1580
01:56:05,020 --> 01:56:06,860
Solid damn Hussein snake.

1581
01:56:06,980 --> 01:56:07,760
Solid snake.

1582
01:56:07,760 --> 01:56:08,180
Gabe! Gabe!

1583
01:56:08,400 --> 01:56:08,980
Are you there?

1584
01:56:09,800 --> 01:56:10,480
I'm here.

1585
01:56:11,580 --> 01:56:12,340
I'm alright.

1586
01:56:12,580 --> 01:56:13,540
Oh my god, Gabe.

1587
01:56:13,860 --> 01:56:14,900
I thought you'd been killed.

1588
01:56:15,420 --> 01:56:16,840
Yeah, well, I'm still alive, Leon.

1589
01:56:17,040 --> 01:56:17,400
Check.

1590
01:56:17,400 --> 01:56:33,060
I drove all the way from Limerick to tell you about the Jerry Hannan clava, which is going

1591
01:56:33,060 --> 01:56:33,560
to be a...

1592
01:56:33,560 --> 01:56:34,620
I'm wearing it now.

1593
01:56:35,500 --> 01:56:36,600
It will be in shops.

1594
01:56:37,340 --> 01:56:38,820
It's gonna be in shops.

1595
01:56:39,180 --> 01:56:41,900
It's gonna be in shops for Christmas.

1596
01:56:43,000 --> 01:56:45,280
Buy them for your family and kids.

1597
01:56:46,920 --> 01:56:48,660
They won't be disappointed.

1598
01:56:50,360 --> 01:56:51,420
You said...

1599
01:56:51,420 --> 01:56:52,260
You said...

1600
01:56:52,260 --> 01:56:54,180
You said you'd buy the Hannan clava.

1601
01:56:54,540 --> 01:56:56,340
You said you'd buy the Hannan clava.

1602
01:56:57,060 --> 01:56:57,560
You...

1603
01:56:57,560 --> 01:56:58,960
You said...

1604
01:56:58,960 --> 01:56:59,640
You...

1605
01:56:59,640 --> 01:57:18,460
The Golf War as well, which was the second fight against the golfers out on the greens

1606
01:57:18,460 --> 01:57:29,200
in the Land of Sand. Kiowa Island, Bernard Langer in the Ryder Cup, used to have an unconventional

1607
01:57:29,200 --> 01:57:58,760
putting method where he would, he'd place both hands on his Langer. Get out of the way. He'd place both hands on the shaft, Bernhard Langer, he used to place both hands on it to grip his Langer and then he'd pot the balls, he'd pot the balls like that. But unfortunately, unfortunately, it came to the crunch when he

1608
01:57:58,760 --> 01:58:11,820
was, it came down to the last putt or the 18th hole. He had to do it. If he missed the putt, Europe would have lost the Ryder Cup.

1609
01:58:14,120 --> 01:58:33,620
He was using his unconventional putting method on the green and his legs wobbled because he was reaching the precipice of the climax and he missed the putt. He missed the putt. Now, we need to watch out here. We've got some bad boys at this stage of the game.

1610
01:58:36,120 --> 01:58:38,120
Norman Norman Norman Schwarzkopf.

1611
01:58:50,120 --> 01:58:52,620
Nobody saw, nobody saw that coming.

1612
01:58:57,560 --> 01:59:14,560
I can see the headshot on this fucking clim. Fuck! Sorry about the language. How do I, uh, get a shot on this guy's head?

1613
01:59:16,560 --> 01:59:39,560
Any chance of a shout out to Father Jessup in southern Yemen? Yeah, big shout out to Father Jessup. Uh, Carly, Carly Ray Jessup. Father Carly Ray Jessup out in Yemen doing the business. Hopefully you're, you're doing okay and that the, uh, the Yemenis are treating you well. What about the Hooties?

1614
01:59:40,560 --> 01:59:58,920
We haven't really heard from them. I've, I know that the, uh, Prince Bin Salman is a big fan of the stream. Big shout out to Bin Salman too. If you're watching Bin, don't let the bastards grind you down. There's a lot of those people are saying that you did the, the 795 on Jamal Khashoggi.

1615
02:00:00,060 --> 02:00:18,240
We know that you had nothing to do with it, man. It's quite clear that when, um, we, we saw the CCTV footage of him going into your embassy and then the hitman and the, uh, the forensicist and the ex-military guys, uh, going in there after him.

1616
02:00:18,300 --> 02:00:28,680
Um, and then a car leaving and, uh, Jamal not leaving your embassy and he, and, and then, uh, his, and a dismembered Bobby and all that kind of stuff.

1617
02:00:28,900 --> 02:00:37,940
And also a dismembered Bobby. Um, we know you had nothing to do with it, Prince. Keep rocking in the free world, man.

1618
02:00:38,160 --> 02:00:48,300
You're a good guy and a big fan and we love you. And I'm sure I'm, I'm speaking on behalf of all the chat there. And, uh, Vincent Brown. Thank you very much. Vincent Brown too.

1619
02:00:49,100 --> 02:00:58,080
Thank you very much. You're a good guy. And, um, you're very welcome to the stream. Thanks for supporting the stream. Did they make him, did they make him bath with him?

1620
02:00:59,200 --> 02:01:05,880
Not sure if that was for the bath party out in, uh, out in Iraq. The bathists.

1621
02:01:05,880 --> 02:01:23,180
I'm going to grenade this guy. See if I can reach him with a grenade.

1622
02:01:27,180 --> 02:01:27,460
Oh!

1623
02:01:27,460 --> 02:01:42,300
I'm going to, I'm going to lob the grenade off that wall there and hopefully it bounces back.

1624
02:01:42,680 --> 02:01:44,900
This is going to be a trick shot. This is John Virgo.

1625
02:01:45,740 --> 02:01:46,660
Let's do this.

1626
02:01:48,580 --> 02:01:50,360
You can't do it. There's no target available.

1627
02:01:51,160 --> 02:01:52,760
Sorry about that. Waste time.

1628
02:01:56,760 --> 02:01:58,260
Can I just throw it over there? Look.

1629
02:02:11,100 --> 02:02:11,820
Here we go.

1630
02:02:15,660 --> 02:02:18,640
If that didn't take him, if that didn't take him out, I don't know what will.

1631
02:02:19,680 --> 02:02:20,620
Is he still there?

1632
02:02:22,080 --> 02:02:22,760
He's gone.

1633
02:02:24,720 --> 02:02:25,520
Lovely stuff.

1634
02:02:25,520 --> 02:02:27,320
Rest in pieces.

1635
02:02:29,000 --> 02:02:30,600
What an amazing game this is.

1636
02:02:33,420 --> 02:02:34,200
Amazing graphics.

1637
02:02:35,640 --> 02:02:36,280
Amazing everything.

1638
02:02:36,280 --> 02:03:05,340
Keep running into fire in the last few of these, few attempts.

1639
02:03:05,340 --> 02:03:08,760
I'm going slow and methodical here because I don't want to start.

1640
02:03:08,760 --> 02:03:11,220
I don't want to start again.

1641
02:03:18,520 --> 02:03:20,060
Up there on the fucking beams.

1642
02:03:21,520 --> 02:03:22,480
Sorry about the swears.

1643
02:03:23,440 --> 02:03:24,380
How do you get up there?

1644
02:03:25,560 --> 02:03:27,300
There must be some way to get up to that.

1645
02:03:32,940 --> 02:03:33,560
Down here.

1646
02:03:33,560 --> 02:03:33,640
Down here.

1647
02:03:36,900 --> 02:03:38,060
Trying to run away, are you?

1648
02:03:38,640 --> 02:03:39,680
It's not going to work.

1649
02:03:49,540 --> 02:03:51,620
Climb up the red box, says Jack.

1650
02:03:53,980 --> 02:03:55,280
Welcome to the stream, Jack.

1651
02:03:55,360 --> 02:03:56,220
Thanks for the tips.

1652
02:03:56,560 --> 02:03:57,900
Where is the red box?

1653
02:03:57,900 --> 02:04:06,940
Oh, that's the coke machine.

1654
02:04:08,640 --> 02:04:09,620
You mean this thing.

1655
02:04:09,820 --> 02:04:11,820
If I climb onto that red box, I'm going to get burnt.

1656
02:04:24,320 --> 02:04:25,840
You have to have a leap card.

1657
02:04:33,160 --> 02:04:34,260
I wonder, can you vault?

1658
02:04:35,060 --> 02:04:36,260
There's no way you could grab.

1659
02:04:40,200 --> 02:04:41,040
Oh, you can.

1660
02:04:41,040 --> 02:04:41,040
Oh, you can.

1661
02:04:41,540 --> 02:04:42,140
You're right.

1662
02:04:42,620 --> 02:04:44,100
Jack, thanks very much, Jack.

1663
02:04:44,240 --> 02:04:45,640
I want to tell you something, Jack.

1664
02:04:48,460 --> 02:04:50,940
You greatly enhanced your reputation with that.

1665
02:04:59,660 --> 02:05:12,080
The story is developing at an alarming pace here, guys.

1666
02:05:12,280 --> 02:05:14,860
The splinter terror cell is among us.

1667
02:05:16,880 --> 02:05:19,800
Now, do we go left or right, Jack?

1668
02:05:19,960 --> 02:05:20,880
Tell us, Jack.

1669
02:05:21,740 --> 02:05:23,060
We need to know this.

1670
02:05:25,540 --> 02:05:26,380
We go right.

1671
02:05:26,480 --> 02:05:26,900
We go right.

1672
02:05:27,380 --> 02:05:27,440
We go right.

1673
02:05:27,440 --> 02:05:32,540
I don't even need your words or encouragement anymore, Jack.

1674
02:05:32,920 --> 02:05:34,040
I've got this, okay?

1675
02:05:34,900 --> 02:05:35,760
I've got this.

1676
02:05:37,540 --> 02:05:39,740
Now, here we go.

1677
02:05:39,820 --> 02:05:40,540
Here goes nothing.

1678
02:05:41,320 --> 02:05:42,500
Time to drop off.

1679
02:05:47,000 --> 02:05:47,600
How'd you?

1680
02:05:47,960 --> 02:05:48,180
Oh.

1681
02:05:56,760 --> 02:05:57,120
Leon.

1682
02:06:03,440 --> 02:06:03,720
Right.

1683
02:06:03,720 --> 02:06:04,460
Check the subway map.

1684
02:06:04,760 --> 02:06:05,380
Where does it lead?

1685
02:06:05,640 --> 02:06:06,880
Where is that taking us?

1686
02:06:08,220 --> 02:06:08,600
Yeah.

1687
02:06:09,380 --> 02:06:12,280
Tell Jenkins to get his men to the park and exercise extreme caution.

1688
02:06:12,640 --> 02:06:13,780
Get to the park and exercise.

1689
02:06:13,780 --> 02:06:18,220
There was room for a joke there.

1690
02:06:18,980 --> 02:06:21,080
Get to the park and exercise extreme caution.

1691
02:06:22,080 --> 02:06:24,180
How about getting to the park and doing a bit of exercise?

1692
02:06:25,220 --> 02:06:28,240
Improve the cardio because you keep dying.

1693
02:06:29,820 --> 02:06:31,080
Because you're not fast enough.

1694
02:06:31,300 --> 02:06:32,580
And there's another bomb down here.

1695
02:06:33,360 --> 02:06:34,140
Unexploded bomb.

1696
02:06:38,440 --> 02:06:38,840
Oh.

1697
02:06:40,480 --> 02:06:41,640
It's, uh...

1698
02:06:41,640 --> 02:06:44,160
I think it is exploded, actually.

1699
02:06:44,840 --> 02:06:46,640
I don't think there's any, uh...

1700
02:06:46,640 --> 02:06:51,920
Objectives.

1701
02:06:52,260 --> 02:06:53,540
Locate explosive cash.

1702
02:06:53,640 --> 02:06:55,700
Blow open passage to the street and protect CBD.

1703
02:06:56,020 --> 02:06:56,660
Eliminate roamer.

1704
02:06:56,660 --> 02:06:56,660
Okay.

1705
02:06:56,660 --> 02:06:56,660
Okay.

1706
02:06:56,660 --> 02:07:09,700
Do you reckon, uh...

1707
02:07:09,700 --> 02:07:11,900
You just blow up that explosive box there.

1708
02:07:11,900 --> 02:07:11,900
Okay.

1709
02:07:11,900 --> 02:07:30,680
I'm just rolling into the bomb now.

1710
02:07:30,680 --> 02:07:30,680
Okay.

1711
02:07:30,680 --> 02:07:30,680
Okay.

1712
02:07:30,680 --> 02:07:30,820
Okay.

1713
02:07:30,820 --> 02:07:47,160
David Willis.

1714
02:07:47,640 --> 02:07:48,300
Next time.

1715
02:07:50,940 --> 02:07:51,820
David Willis.

1716
02:07:51,980 --> 02:07:52,940
Thank you very much.

1717
02:07:53,120 --> 02:07:53,600
Wave it.

1718
02:07:53,780 --> 02:07:54,220
Dillis.

1719
02:07:55,800 --> 02:07:56,120
Uh...

1720
02:07:56,120 --> 02:07:56,920
I want to say thanks.

1721
02:07:57,020 --> 02:07:58,400
Next time you're chatting to Tommy Schlug.

1722
02:07:59,260 --> 02:08:01,380
Ask him if he's ever thought about doing a bit of painting.

1723
02:08:01,860 --> 02:08:05,740
Would love to see his rendition of an episode of Irish Paint Magic.

1724
02:08:07,080 --> 02:08:09,380
That is a great idea, David Willis.

1725
02:08:09,640 --> 02:08:12,540
I will get on to him and see what he says.

1726
02:08:12,540 --> 02:08:13,820
It could be...

1727
02:08:13,820 --> 02:08:14,640
He might do that.

1728
02:08:25,200 --> 02:08:26,960
Should I shoot this bomb here?

1729
02:08:28,180 --> 02:08:29,200
Should I shoot the...

1730
02:08:30,280 --> 02:08:33,820
I mean, it sounds like a daft idea, and it is.

1731
02:08:34,720 --> 02:08:36,400
But it could be the thing that saves us.

1732
02:08:36,820 --> 02:08:37,600
Or not.

1733
02:08:37,680 --> 02:08:38,180
Maybe not.

1734
02:08:38,520 --> 02:08:39,380
Look at this down here.

1735
02:08:42,980 --> 02:08:44,060
Take out the flashlight.

1736
02:08:44,060 --> 02:08:58,600
Take out your flashlight.

1737
02:08:58,780 --> 02:09:00,240
You cannot see where you're going.

1738
02:09:03,780 --> 02:09:04,240
Now.

1739
02:09:04,800 --> 02:09:06,140
There is...

1740
02:09:06,140 --> 02:09:07,460
A valve.

1741
02:09:08,460 --> 02:09:09,620
Those are the gas mains.

1742
02:09:09,840 --> 02:09:11,400
You better shut them off just to be safe.

1743
02:09:11,680 --> 02:09:11,960
Okay.

1744
02:09:15,100 --> 02:09:16,680
That should turn the fire off, no?

1745
02:09:18,840 --> 02:09:21,200
Pumping out fucking flame material.

1746
02:09:21,340 --> 02:09:22,160
Flame gas.

1747
02:09:35,440 --> 02:09:36,340
That's not worked.

1748
02:09:37,840 --> 02:09:38,840
That's not worked.

1749
02:09:40,200 --> 02:09:42,060
That thing I did there has not worked.

1750
02:09:51,060 --> 02:09:56,840
The fire has spread from the unattended roast, and now the half of Washington, D.C. is in flames.

1751
02:09:56,840 --> 02:10:07,440
There is another valve handle.

1752
02:10:09,300 --> 02:10:11,080
Oh, it's a gas sign.

1753
02:10:12,040 --> 02:10:13,240
Signal of gas.

1754
02:10:15,820 --> 02:10:16,220
Leon.

1755
02:10:18,220 --> 02:10:19,900
CBDC is still waiting for assistance.

1756
02:10:20,300 --> 02:10:21,700
You have to blow open a passage for him.

1757
02:10:22,120 --> 02:10:23,340
That bomb is set to go off.

1758
02:10:25,640 --> 02:10:26,000
Okay.

1759
02:10:26,420 --> 02:10:26,980
Great stuff.

1760
02:10:28,580 --> 02:10:29,580
What did she say there?

1761
02:10:29,640 --> 02:10:30,620
I have to go across...

1762
02:10:31,800 --> 02:10:32,880
To the shop, is it?

1763
02:10:37,880 --> 02:10:38,280
Gabe.

1764
02:10:38,380 --> 02:10:39,940
You need to go to the shop immediately.

1765
02:10:40,240 --> 02:10:42,220
We've ran out of skins and biscuits.

1766
02:10:45,340 --> 02:10:45,700
Affirmative.

1767
02:10:45,700 --> 02:10:50,940
Up the train.

1768
02:10:51,380 --> 02:10:52,480
Can you climb up that train?

1769
02:10:55,700 --> 02:10:56,920
For text crimes.

1770
02:10:57,940 --> 02:10:59,500
Oh, there's a handy little box there.

1771
02:11:00,360 --> 02:11:02,060
Climb up on the train.

1772
02:11:02,700 --> 02:11:03,460
It's a great situation.

1773
02:11:05,420 --> 02:11:06,380
The choo-choo.

1774
02:11:13,100 --> 02:11:13,860
I press...

1775
02:11:13,860 --> 02:11:18,740
This game, if you don't press triangle when it tells you, you miss out on valuable information.

1776
02:11:24,620 --> 02:11:26,100
I wonder if can you jump...

1777
02:11:27,100 --> 02:11:28,080
...over the trains.

1778
02:11:30,400 --> 02:11:30,800
No.

1779
02:11:41,100 --> 02:11:46,740
There must be a handier way out getting the torch than this.

1780
02:11:48,380 --> 02:11:50,700
It's got a 300-hour battery on it.

1781
02:11:51,900 --> 02:11:52,820
Oh, God.

1782
02:11:57,320 --> 02:11:57,360
Oh.

1783
02:11:59,080 --> 02:12:00,160
Who's shooting at me?

1784
02:12:04,520 --> 02:12:06,260
That was some hot stuff.

1785
02:12:08,360 --> 02:12:09,240
You're fired.

1786
02:12:09,240 --> 02:12:09,300
That was some weird.

1787
02:12:23,440 --> 02:12:25,320
Yeah, I'm tapping select to scroll.

1788
02:12:26,960 --> 02:12:28,400
Oh, you hold it.

1789
02:12:28,400 --> 02:12:51,160
I see, I see, I see. This is brilliant. This game is amazing. It's an amazing game. They

1790
02:12:51,160 --> 02:12:58,920
really thought about everything when they were making this. They had 385 megabytes of space

1791
02:12:58,920 --> 02:13:13,380
to think of everything. They filled all of those megabytes with pure class data. What? This game

1792
02:13:13,380 --> 02:13:20,580
is shit. This game is rubbish. I fell off, I didn't walk off a train. I walked off a train

1793
02:13:20,580 --> 02:13:22,640
and I died. I didn't even set on...

1794
02:13:22,640 --> 02:13:23,880
I wasn't even setting on fire.

1795
02:13:26,380 --> 02:13:28,660
I'm here. Back to this shit again.

1796
02:13:29,100 --> 02:13:30,160
Oh my god, Gabe.

1797
02:13:30,520 --> 02:13:32,780
I thought you'd been killed. Not yet.

1798
02:13:33,320 --> 02:13:34,740
Get on the wire until...

1799
02:13:34,740 --> 02:13:35,060
Right.

1800
02:13:36,940 --> 02:13:38,080
Okay, we know where we're going.

1801
02:13:38,600 --> 02:13:40,680
We know where we're going. It's a quick one. Speed run.

1802
02:13:40,980 --> 02:13:41,720
Speed run, guys.

1803
02:13:43,100 --> 02:13:43,960
Speed run, baby.

1804
02:13:45,180 --> 02:13:46,180
Speed run, baby.

1805
02:13:47,340 --> 02:13:48,680
Speed run. Look at this, lad.

1806
02:13:49,680 --> 02:13:50,420
Ha ha ha.

1807
02:13:50,420 --> 02:13:52,640
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

1808
02:13:52,920 --> 02:13:53,680
Ha ha ha ha.

1809
02:13:54,540 --> 02:13:55,280
Oh, no.

1810
02:13:58,740 --> 02:14:00,420
I thought I cleared the distance.

1811
02:14:01,480 --> 02:14:02,220
Okay, let's go. Let's go.

1812
02:14:02,220 --> 02:14:04,120
Gabe. Gabe. Are you there?

1813
02:14:04,940 --> 02:14:05,620
I'm here.

1814
02:14:06,740 --> 02:14:07,480
I'm alright.

1815
02:14:07,660 --> 02:14:10,040
Oh my god, Gabe. I thought you'd been killed.

1816
02:14:10,680 --> 02:14:11,300
Not yet.

1817
02:14:11,700 --> 02:14:13,320
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

1818
02:14:14,880 --> 02:14:16,420
This is it. Speed run now.

1819
02:14:16,500 --> 02:14:19,020
There's no need for any sort of fucking dilly-dallying.

1820
02:14:19,520 --> 02:14:20,920
I have everything under control.

1821
02:14:21,020 --> 02:14:21,980
We know what's approaching.

1822
02:14:22,100 --> 02:14:22,680
We know what's coming.

1823
02:14:23,240 --> 02:14:25,240
This is a fast situation.

1824
02:14:26,140 --> 02:14:26,780
Here we go.

1825
02:14:27,000 --> 02:14:28,240
Look at this. Idiot.

1826
02:14:29,640 --> 02:14:30,380
Stupid man.

1827
02:14:30,640 --> 02:14:31,880
Didn't realize what he was doing.

1828
02:14:32,020 --> 02:14:33,460
Didn't realize what he was getting himself into.

1829
02:14:37,620 --> 02:14:38,960
You are a fire.

1830
02:14:38,960 --> 02:14:41,160
You are a fire.

1831
02:14:43,680 --> 02:14:46,280
You. You have done nothing but flame.

1832
02:14:46,660 --> 02:14:48,500
You are a fire.

1833
02:14:48,500 --> 02:15:16,500
*Dramatic music*

1834
02:15:16,500 --> 02:15:32,500
You have been peddling soot all over the Western world. All over the Western Hemisphere. Splashist was another side to the Stormy. About the puddles of Limerick who were splashy.

1835
02:15:44,500 --> 02:15:56,500
I'm going to change...strafe...it's great to strafe left and right like this. Right and then left. And it's actually...strafe is a name.

1836
02:15:56,500 --> 02:16:08,500
Well I'm going to change my name to Strafe Higgins. Next Tuesday weekday if you want to come along you're more than welcome. We're going to be having a name changing ceremony. At the Dahl. At Dahl Eirn.

1837
02:16:08,500 --> 02:16:22,500
And uh...it's going to be a blast. Now... Look at this. Grenade. Grenade.

1838
02:16:26,500 --> 02:16:38,500
Did that kill the fucker? No. He's still alive. Doesn't matter to me though. Cause I've got...I've got all the time in the world. I'm Louis Armstrong.

1839
02:16:38,500 --> 02:16:40,500
*Dramatic music*

1840
02:16:40,500 --> 02:16:46,500
That grenade went down the wrong end of this fucking shaft. What about this? Seen that? Pinball dreams.

1841
02:16:46,500 --> 02:16:58,500
If that hasn't got him. I don't know what has. He's not dead yet the fucker. Well roll one in here look. Nice and smooth. Just roll it into the back of the net.

1842
02:16:58,500 --> 02:17:00,500
*Dramatic music*

1843
02:17:00,500 --> 02:17:12,500
There we go. That's it. And you could hear there was a satisfying groan of pain. From your man as he got done in. Hard style. By a fragmentation grenade.

1844
02:17:12,500 --> 02:17:26,500
Can you imagine how...how painful that was? But...you live by the sword. You die by the sword. He chose to be a fully fledged...full...he chose full time terrorism as a gig.

1845
02:17:26,500 --> 02:17:38,500
He could have just done part time and had a job doing other stuff you know. But...instead...he dedicated his life to the cause. And the cause came back and bit him on the ass.

1846
02:17:38,500 --> 02:17:53,500
And that's a lesson for all of...for anyone who wants to engage in terroristic activities. It's not gonna end well. Unless your main goal is a suicide mission. Uh...

1847
02:17:53,500 --> 02:18:05,500
Look at this guy. He's a schlieb. You're a schlieb! On the job sure. He chose...he chose full time terrorism. He gone...he's like one of these...he gone to Sligo.

1848
02:18:05,500 --> 02:18:21,500
He studied it for three years. He had the H-dip in terrorism. He had the theory down. But in practice...he hadn't any practical nous. And...uh...he was left with a bullet...a schlug in the back...back of the cabbage patch.

1849
02:18:21,500 --> 02:18:33,500
Uh...but again...if...unless you're on a suicide mission...then...you're probably...it's not gonna end well as...as a terrorist.

1850
02:18:33,500 --> 02:18:45,500
Now down...and then bam...and then bam...and then bam...and then bam...and then bam...across these platforms here.

1851
02:18:45,500 --> 02:18:52,440
Have you thought?

1852
02:18:54,120 --> 02:18:54,460
Yeah.

1853
02:18:58,740 --> 02:18:59,960
Yeah, that's it.

1854
02:19:01,800 --> 02:19:03,800
Tell Jenkins to head down to the park.

1855
02:19:05,140 --> 02:19:06,220
Curdu is going to be there.

1856
02:19:07,740 --> 02:19:09,140
Okay, well, he's Benton.

1857
02:19:10,300 --> 02:19:11,400
That's Benton for you.

1858
02:19:11,580 --> 02:19:12,620
He wants to handle everything.

1859
02:19:12,620 --> 02:19:17,180
Bentonics.

1860
02:19:18,480 --> 02:19:19,600
Should we blow that up?

1861
02:19:20,080 --> 02:19:20,600
I don't know, fuck it.

1862
02:19:20,820 --> 02:19:22,000
It'll just send us back to the beginning.

1863
02:19:22,080 --> 02:19:22,800
I don't want to do that.

1864
02:19:23,280 --> 02:19:26,060
You seem to have a strange obsession with counter-terrorism.

1865
02:19:38,880 --> 02:19:39,840
Now, look at this.

1866
02:19:39,840 --> 02:19:41,800
We have a wheel.

1867
02:19:42,800 --> 02:19:43,700
An item wheel.

1868
02:19:46,060 --> 02:19:47,140
Shut off the gas.

1869
02:19:47,220 --> 02:19:47,720
Turn off the gas.

1870
02:19:53,160 --> 02:19:54,860
I'm mad about terrorists.

1871
02:19:55,300 --> 02:19:57,340
I'm infatuated with terrorists.

1872
02:19:58,220 --> 02:20:00,660
I've committed terrorism three times.

1873
02:20:01,460 --> 02:20:08,880
And the terrorism I'm about to commit now is going to last forever because I'm crazy about terrorism.

1874
02:20:08,880 --> 02:20:14,300
Okay, where am I off?

1875
02:20:14,300 --> 02:20:15,360
Where am I going?

1876
02:20:15,460 --> 02:20:16,000
Where am I going?

1877
02:20:21,640 --> 02:20:24,180
I've committed atrocity three times.

1878
02:20:24,580 --> 02:20:27,740
And the atrocity I'm going to commit now is going to last forever.

1879
02:20:29,000 --> 02:20:31,340
Because I'm infatuated with terrorism.

1880
02:20:38,980 --> 02:20:40,800
CBDC is still waiting for assistance.

1881
02:20:41,240 --> 02:20:41,520
Yeah.

1882
02:20:42,240 --> 02:20:45,620
Where is he? I'm down in the subways.

1883
02:20:45,720 --> 02:20:46,420
Where is he gone?

1884
02:20:55,500 --> 02:20:57,980
How did I die the last time on...

1885
02:20:57,980 --> 02:21:00,320
She wants contact.

1886
02:21:01,000 --> 02:21:02,560
I'm getting a message from Jenkins.

1887
02:21:02,800 --> 02:21:04,040
Tell him to...

1888
02:21:04,040 --> 02:21:04,420
Yeah.

1889
02:21:07,780 --> 02:21:09,380
We're trying to get there.

1890
02:21:10,600 --> 02:21:11,100
That's good.

1891
02:21:13,100 --> 02:21:14,440
I'm off to Romer now.

1892
02:21:15,480 --> 02:21:16,840
The takeaway, Roma 2.

1893
02:21:19,280 --> 02:21:19,840
Do you want...

1894
02:21:19,840 --> 02:21:20,600
Do you want chips?

1895
02:21:21,840 --> 02:21:22,800
Or salad?

1896
02:21:25,020 --> 02:21:26,340
Leon Zing, do you know him?

1897
02:21:29,160 --> 02:21:31,600
Now, I died the last day when I did this.

1898
02:21:34,900 --> 02:21:35,380
Okay.

1899
02:21:36,580 --> 02:21:37,020
Okay.

1900
02:21:37,020 --> 02:21:39,300
You seem to...

1901
02:21:39,300 --> 02:21:42,620
You seem to have a morbid fascination with counter-terrorist ops.

1902
02:21:54,620 --> 02:21:55,760
Uh-oh.

1903
02:21:55,840 --> 02:21:59,120
No.

1904
02:21:59,120 --> 02:21:59,180
No.

1905
02:21:59,180 --> 02:21:59,680
No.

1906
02:21:59,680 --> 02:21:59,740
No.

1907
02:22:01,060 --> 02:22:02,180
You...

1908
02:22:02,180 --> 02:22:10,120
You are a fire.

1909
02:22:11,120 --> 02:22:12,120
You are a fire.

1910
02:22:12,120 --> 02:22:13,120
No.

1911
02:22:13,120 --> 02:22:14,900
number two, Frank McFlame.

1912
02:22:21,760 --> 02:22:22,900
We go there.

1913
02:22:27,220 --> 02:22:27,740
Okay.

1914
02:22:29,100 --> 02:22:30,120
Human torch.

1915
02:22:31,340 --> 02:22:32,220
Human torch.

1916
02:22:36,300 --> 02:22:37,580
He lit the ways?

1917
02:22:38,000 --> 02:22:38,980
Your man...

1918
02:22:38,980 --> 02:22:41,240
Your man lit the way anyways.

1919
02:22:41,240 --> 02:22:52,240
Halloween Town.

1920
02:22:52,400 --> 02:22:53,900
Thank you very much, Halloween Town.

1921
02:22:54,080 --> 02:22:56,760
Very nice of you to tip there, Halloween Town.

1922
02:22:56,860 --> 02:22:57,740
It's a great situation.

1923
02:22:57,880 --> 02:22:58,780
I want to tell you something.

1924
02:22:59,540 --> 02:23:03,520
We were talking about you on Mars last night.

1925
02:23:04,640 --> 02:23:08,760
And you're great fans, you know?

1926
02:23:09,000 --> 02:23:09,600
Halloween Town.

1927
02:23:09,600 --> 02:23:11,380
And everybody wants you to do more.

1928
02:23:11,820 --> 02:23:13,020
They want you to do better.

1929
02:23:13,680 --> 02:23:15,080
And they want you to keep going.

1930
02:23:15,640 --> 02:23:17,800
And you have a lot of support.

1931
02:23:18,000 --> 02:23:19,160
Don't forget that, okay?

1932
02:23:20,600 --> 02:23:22,700
Did you hear about the game Disco Elysium?

1933
02:23:23,160 --> 02:23:25,420
It's made by a bunch of Estonian communists.

1934
02:23:25,560 --> 02:23:31,920
And you can be basically any guard archetype from film and fiction meant to be savage role-playing.

1935
02:23:32,320 --> 02:23:33,360
Maybe one for Fontaine.

1936
02:23:33,840 --> 02:23:36,320
I'm going to keep that one in the back of my mind.

1937
02:23:36,700 --> 02:23:38,560
And I'm going to let Fontaine know about that.

1938
02:23:38,960 --> 02:23:40,400
Thank you very much, Halloween Town.

1939
02:23:40,400 --> 02:24:00,040
B is for balls.

1940
02:24:00,040 --> 02:24:04,460
And it's only a matter of time before somebody smashes those balls.

1941
02:24:04,680 --> 02:24:08,100
So you need to remember where every bit of the balls were.

1942
02:24:08,520 --> 02:24:09,440
So why?

1943
02:24:10,000 --> 02:24:12,860
So you can pick up the pieces and reassemble them again.

1944
02:24:13,440 --> 02:24:14,500
This isn't play school.

1945
02:24:14,920 --> 02:24:16,080
It's not science either.

1946
02:24:16,640 --> 02:24:17,380
Remember that.

1947
02:24:18,000 --> 02:24:18,920
What comes after B?

1948
02:24:19,540 --> 02:24:20,720
You got that right.

1949
02:24:20,840 --> 02:24:21,380
It's a bullet.

1950
02:24:21,820 --> 02:24:26,080
You're looking at a 7.62 by 5.4mm round.

1951
02:24:26,560 --> 02:24:28,320
It's got a full metal jacket tip.

1952
02:24:28,400 --> 02:24:29,640
That can pierce armor.

1953
02:24:30,300 --> 02:24:32,700
So you can imagine what that would do to someone's head.

1954
02:24:33,360 --> 02:24:35,280
It doesn't bear thinking about.

1955
02:24:36,060 --> 02:24:40,300
And when it spins towards you like that, you've only one thing in your mind.

1956
02:24:40,600 --> 02:24:41,060
Crisis.

1957
02:24:41,380 --> 02:24:44,740
And the crisis which smashes into a million pieces.

1958
02:24:45,020 --> 02:24:47,000
Much like your cabbage patch did.

1959
02:24:47,480 --> 02:24:51,000
When the 7.62 by 5.4mm round.

1960
02:24:51,600 --> 02:24:52,920
Penetrated the cion.

1961
02:24:53,840 --> 02:24:55,880
And once you put that back together.

1962
02:24:56,440 --> 02:24:58,640
You can reconstruct what really happened.

1963
02:24:59,000 --> 02:24:59,780
A big smash.

1964
02:25:00,620 --> 02:25:01,440
Smashing time.

1965
02:25:02,560 --> 02:25:03,240
Saves nine.

1966
02:25:04,060 --> 02:25:05,660
It's like your head exploding like that.

1967
02:25:05,880 --> 02:25:06,520
And like this look.

1968
02:25:06,820 --> 02:25:07,040
Bah.

1969
02:25:10,080 --> 02:25:10,800
Bah.

1970
02:25:15,140 --> 02:25:15,740
Bah.

1971
02:25:16,960 --> 02:25:19,760
That's what happens when the bullet hits your head.

1972
02:25:19,760 --> 02:25:20,180
Bah.

1973
02:25:21,080 --> 02:25:22,040
And another one.

1974
02:25:22,120 --> 02:25:22,440
Ah.

1975
02:25:22,440 --> 02:25:22,760
Ah.

1976
02:25:28,240 --> 02:25:28,880
Ah.

1977
02:25:29,600 --> 02:25:30,280
My head.

1978
02:25:30,700 --> 02:25:33,120
Who's going to pick up the pieces to my head?

1979
02:25:33,480 --> 02:25:34,480
That's what you'll say.

1980
02:25:34,480 --> 02:25:34,520
That's what you'll say.

1981
02:25:34,520 --> 02:25:34,520
That's what you'll say.

1982
02:25:34,520 --> 02:25:36,600
If you could speak.

1983
02:25:37,860 --> 02:25:39,080
But you can't.

1984
02:25:40,280 --> 02:25:40,820
Now.

1985
02:25:41,860 --> 02:25:42,220
A.

1986
02:25:43,600 --> 02:25:44,600
If you're going to pick up the pieces.

1987
02:25:44,600 --> 02:25:46,480
If you ever see an A turning into a genie.

1988
02:25:46,480 --> 02:25:49,620
You need to get yourself checked in immediately.

1989
02:25:50,620 --> 02:25:51,780
To the nearest hospital.

1990
02:25:52,560 --> 02:25:53,760
Or the nearest.

1991
02:25:55,200 --> 02:25:55,840
Asylum.

1992
02:25:56,320 --> 02:25:58,020
Which also begins with A.

1993
02:25:58,240 --> 02:25:59,640
Have you ever thought about that?

1994
02:26:00,440 --> 02:26:00,880
A.

1995
02:26:01,400 --> 02:26:03,160
Remember now the letter A.

1996
02:26:03,400 --> 02:26:05,420
For Apple and Asylum.

1997
02:26:06,480 --> 02:26:08,500
You need to seek asylum.

1998
02:26:08,760 --> 02:26:09,200
Fast.

1999
02:26:09,280 --> 02:26:09,280
Fast.

2000
02:26:09,280 --> 02:26:09,780
Fast.

2001
02:26:09,780 --> 02:26:10,280
Fast.

2002
02:26:10,280 --> 02:26:10,780
Fast.

2003
02:26:10,780 --> 02:26:12,940
Because the results of that.

2004
02:26:13,440 --> 02:26:14,160
The results.

2005
02:26:14,560 --> 02:26:16,580
The results of that are shocking.

2006
02:26:17,140 --> 02:26:18,720
They will shock you to your core.

2007
02:26:20,280 --> 02:26:22,120
Your ability to.

2008
02:26:23,180 --> 02:26:24,200
Solve problems.

2009
02:26:25,100 --> 02:26:25,720
Will be.

2010
02:26:26,100 --> 02:26:26,620
Impaired.

2011
02:26:27,320 --> 02:26:28,740
By the electrocutive.

2012
02:26:29,220 --> 02:26:30,420
Motion and force.

2013
02:26:30,580 --> 02:26:31,660
Of mother nature.

2014
02:26:32,080 --> 02:26:33,660
Mother nature does not want to.

2015
02:26:33,920 --> 02:26:35,180
She doesn't want to.

2016
02:26:35,660 --> 02:26:38,280
Please remember to like and subscribe to my channel.

2017
02:26:39,240 --> 02:26:40,100
My channel is a.

2018
02:26:40,680 --> 02:26:41,740
It's called Francis Higgins.

2019
02:26:41,780 --> 02:26:42,660
You're watching it now.

2020
02:26:43,300 --> 02:26:43,640
And.

2021
02:26:44,000 --> 02:26:45,920
We do explore a lot of themes.

2022
02:26:46,300 --> 02:26:47,080
Some of them dark.

2023
02:26:47,180 --> 02:26:47,840
Some of them light.

2024
02:26:48,280 --> 02:26:48,920
Mother nature.

2025
02:26:49,620 --> 02:26:52,920
Getting your head blown off by a 7.6254 millimeter round.

2026
02:26:53,000 --> 02:26:53,540
Is one of them.

2027
02:26:54,380 --> 02:26:54,900
So do.

2028
02:26:55,300 --> 02:26:55,680
Smash.

2029
02:26:56,100 --> 02:26:58,480
Smash that subscribe button with your fist.

2030
02:26:59,880 --> 02:27:00,100
And.

2031
02:27:00,520 --> 02:27:00,960
Absolutely.

2032
02:27:01,380 --> 02:27:01,720
Sub.

2033
02:27:02,060 --> 02:27:02,620
Sub.

2034
02:27:03,700 --> 02:27:04,220
Sub.

2035
02:27:04,620 --> 02:27:05,380
Subjugate that.

2036
02:27:05,620 --> 02:27:07,300
I want you to subjugate that.

2037
02:27:07,760 --> 02:27:08,540
Subscribe button.

2038
02:27:11,120 --> 02:27:12,440
I don't know what that is.

2039
02:27:13,940 --> 02:27:16,320
I want you to subjugate the subscribe button.

2040
02:27:16,460 --> 02:27:16,880
And make it.

2041
02:27:17,820 --> 02:27:19,440
Won't you stay another.

2042
02:27:19,440 --> 02:27:20,100
Another day.

2043
02:27:20,100 --> 02:27:21,360
Stay now.

2044
02:27:21,360 --> 02:27:24,260
Baby if you've got to go away.

2045
02:27:24,260 --> 02:27:27,060
Don't think I can take the pain.

2046
02:27:27,920 --> 02:27:30,120
Oh won't you stay another day.

2047
02:27:31,240 --> 02:27:35,460
It seems so long since you were recycling.

2048
02:27:37,120 --> 02:27:39,100
Your plastic waste.

2049
02:27:40,100 --> 02:27:41,440
And now your face.

2050
02:27:42,120 --> 02:27:43,580
Looks sad again.

2051
02:27:45,580 --> 02:27:46,800
I washed your face.

2052
02:27:46,800 --> 02:27:50,300
I washed your face when you were recycling.

2053
02:27:50,300 --> 02:27:50,360
I washed your face when you were recycling.

2054
02:27:50,360 --> 02:27:52,960
You looked happy.

2055
02:27:52,960 --> 02:27:54,860
And smug.

2056
02:27:54,860 --> 02:27:56,600
And self serving.

2057
02:27:58,600 --> 02:28:02,540
Stay inside baby if you've got to go away.

2058
02:28:03,500 --> 02:28:06,260
Don't think I can recycle the pain.

2059
02:28:06,260 --> 02:28:06,260
Don't think I can recycle the pain.

2060
02:28:06,260 --> 02:28:06,260
Don't think I can recycle the pain.

2061
02:28:07,320 --> 02:28:09,820
Oh won't you stay another day.

2062
02:28:10,320 --> 02:28:11,620
So remember guys.

2063
02:28:11,620 --> 02:28:14,560
The recycling bin gets picked up every second week.

2064
02:28:14,780 --> 02:28:16,780
You need to put all your plastics in that.

2065
02:28:16,880 --> 02:28:17,840
And dry recyclables.

2066
02:28:18,380 --> 02:28:21,020
You might be putting away a load of rubbish into that.

2067
02:28:21,600 --> 02:28:22,880
Don't let things bubble up.

2068
02:28:23,880 --> 02:28:25,160
If you do then.

2069
02:28:25,420 --> 02:28:25,780
The people.

2070
02:28:25,920 --> 02:28:27,660
Think about the people down the recycling centre.

2071
02:28:28,440 --> 02:28:29,660
You're bubbling up their.

2072
02:28:29,800 --> 02:28:29,980
Their.

2073
02:28:30,680 --> 02:28:31,780
Their mess.

2074
02:28:32,620 --> 02:28:33,160
And it's getting.

2075
02:28:33,260 --> 02:28:33,980
It's multiplying.

2076
02:28:34,260 --> 02:28:35,300
It's quadruplifying.

2077
02:28:35,980 --> 02:28:37,620
And it's making their task.

2078
02:28:37,740 --> 02:28:38,620
Their job a lot harder.

2079
02:28:38,760 --> 02:28:40,200
The main reason they're doing it.

2080
02:28:40,260 --> 02:28:41,280
Is to save the planet.

2081
02:28:42,500 --> 02:28:43,920
And it's like an axe.

2082
02:28:44,040 --> 02:28:45,860
Imagine an axe spinning around.

2083
02:28:46,000 --> 02:28:46,760
And just fucking.

2084
02:28:47,440 --> 02:28:47,800
Ugh.

2085
02:28:49,340 --> 02:28:50,600
And look at this one here.

2086
02:28:51,180 --> 02:28:51,720
We've got.

2087
02:28:52,560 --> 02:28:53,700
I don't know what that is.

2088
02:28:54,360 --> 02:28:56,840
Who in their right mind would even want that on anything.

2089
02:28:57,880 --> 02:28:58,540
It's like a.

2090
02:28:58,720 --> 02:29:00,360
It's like a metal work.

2091
02:29:01,280 --> 02:29:02,760
It's like a steel arrow.

2092
02:29:06,420 --> 02:29:07,780
It's like a steel arrow.

2093
02:29:08,140 --> 02:29:09,360
I don't know what it means.

2094
02:29:09,360 --> 02:29:19,840
Sorry there.

2095
02:29:19,880 --> 02:29:20,160
We got.

2096
02:29:20,480 --> 02:29:20,800
Uh.

2097
02:29:20,880 --> 02:29:21,560
Dislodged.

2098
02:29:21,680 --> 02:29:22,320
From our game.

2099
02:29:24,080 --> 02:29:24,560
Now.

2100
02:29:25,620 --> 02:29:27,280
We hammered the terrorist.

2101
02:29:27,660 --> 02:29:27,900
Cell.

2102
02:29:29,720 --> 02:29:31,060
And it's time to climb.

2103
02:29:31,460 --> 02:29:31,900
The mountain.

2104
02:29:33,360 --> 02:29:35,400
If Mohammed can't come to the mountain.

2105
02:29:35,780 --> 02:29:36,020
Oh.

2106
02:29:36,100 --> 02:29:36,600
Look at this lad.

2107
02:29:36,600 --> 02:29:42,320
Then Mohammed.

2108
02:29:42,540 --> 02:29:44,340
Then the mountain's going to have to come to Mohammed.

2109
02:29:49,340 --> 02:29:50,800
I don't want to die here.

2110
02:29:50,880 --> 02:29:51,780
I don't want to die here.

2111
02:29:52,080 --> 02:29:53,300
So I don't understand what we're.

2112
02:29:53,620 --> 02:29:55,060
Remember last time I just died.

2113
02:29:55,060 --> 02:29:55,120
I don't want to die here.

2114
02:29:55,120 --> 02:29:58,060
I don't want to die here.

2115
02:29:58,060 --> 02:29:58,060
I don't want to die here.

2116
02:29:58,060 --> 02:29:58,060
I don't want to die here.

2117
02:29:58,060 --> 02:29:58,060
I don't want to die here.

2118
02:29:58,060 --> 02:29:58,620
I don't want to die here.

2119
02:29:58,620 --> 02:29:59,060
I don't want to die here.

2120
02:29:59,060 --> 02:29:59,060
I don't want to die here.

2121
02:29:59,060 --> 02:29:59,560
I don't want to die here.

2122
02:29:59,560 --> 02:30:00,060
I don't want to die here.

2123
02:30:00,060 --> 02:30:01,060
I don't want to die here.

2124
02:30:01,060 --> 02:30:01,060
I don't want to die here.

2125
02:30:01,060 --> 02:30:02,060
I don't want to die here.

2126
02:30:02,060 --> 02:30:03,060
I don't want to die here.

2127
02:30:03,060 --> 02:30:04,060
I don't want to die here.

2128
02:30:04,060 --> 02:30:05,060
I don't want to die here.

2129
02:30:05,060 --> 02:30:06,060
I don't want to die here.

2130
02:30:06,060 --> 02:30:07,060
I don't want to die here.

2131
02:30:07,060 --> 02:30:08,060
I don't want to die here.

2132
02:30:08,060 --> 02:30:09,060
I don't want to die here.

2133
02:30:09,060 --> 02:30:10,060
I don't want to die here.

2134
02:30:10,060 --> 02:30:11,060
I don't want to die here.

2135
02:30:11,060 --> 02:30:12,060
I don't want to die here.

2136
02:30:12,060 --> 02:30:13,060
I don't want to die here.

2137
02:30:13,060 --> 02:30:14,060
I don't want to die here.

2138
02:30:14,060 --> 02:30:15,060
I don't want to die here.

2139
02:30:15,060 --> 02:30:16,060
I don't want to die here.

2140
02:30:16,060 --> 02:30:17,060
I don't want to die here.

2141
02:30:17,060 --> 02:30:18,060
I don't want to die here.

2142
02:30:18,060 --> 02:30:19,060
I don't want to die here.

2143
02:30:19,060 --> 02:30:20,060
I don't want to die here.

2144
02:30:20,060 --> 02:30:21,060
I don't want to die here.

2145
02:30:21,060 --> 02:30:22,060
I don't want to die here.

2146
02:30:22,060 --> 02:30:23,060
I don't want to die here.

2147
02:30:23,060 --> 02:30:24,060
I don't want to die here.

2148
02:30:24,060 --> 02:30:25,060
I don't want to die here.

2149
02:30:25,060 --> 02:30:26,060
I don't want to die here.

2150
02:30:26,060 --> 02:30:27,060
I don't want to die here.

2151
02:30:27,060 --> 02:30:28,060
I don't want to die here.

2152
02:30:28,060 --> 02:30:29,060
I don't want to die here.

2153
02:30:29,060 --> 02:30:30,060
I don't want to die here.

2154
02:30:30,060 --> 02:30:31,060
I don't want to die here.

2155
02:30:31,060 --> 02:30:32,060
I don't want to die here.

2156
02:30:32,060 --> 02:30:33,060
I don't want to die here.

2157
02:30:33,060 --> 02:30:34,060
I don't want to die here.

2158
02:30:34,060 --> 02:30:35,060
I don't want to die here.

2159
02:30:35,060 --> 02:30:36,060
I don't want to die here.

2160
02:30:36,060 --> 02:30:37,060
I don't want to die here.

2161
02:30:37,060 --> 02:30:38,060
I don't want to die here.

2162
02:30:38,060 --> 02:30:39,060
I don't want to die here.

2163
02:30:39,060 --> 02:30:40,060
I don't want to die here.

2164
02:30:40,060 --> 02:30:41,060
I don't want to die here.

2165
02:30:41,060 --> 02:30:42,060
I don't want to die here.

2166
02:30:42,060 --> 02:30:43,060
I don't want to die here.

2167
02:30:43,060 --> 02:30:44,060
I don't want to die here.

2168
02:30:44,060 --> 02:30:45,060
I don't want to die here.

2169
02:30:45,060 --> 02:30:46,060
I don't want to die here.

2170
02:30:46,060 --> 02:30:47,060
I don't want to die here.

2171
02:30:47,060 --> 02:30:48,060
I don't want to die here.

2172
02:30:48,060 --> 02:30:49,060
I don't want to die here.

2173
02:30:49,060 --> 02:30:50,060
I don't want to die here.

2174
02:30:50,060 --> 02:30:51,060
I don't want to die here.

2175
02:30:51,060 --> 02:30:52,060
I don't want to die here.

2176
02:30:52,060 --> 02:30:53,060
I don't want to die here.

2177
02:30:53,060 --> 02:30:54,060
I don't want to die here.

2178
02:30:54,060 --> 02:30:55,060
I don't want to die here.

2179
02:30:55,060 --> 02:30:56,060
I don't want to die here.

2180
02:30:56,060 --> 02:30:58,060
The main bomb is somewhere else.

2181
02:30:58,060 --> 02:30:59,060
Where's Romer?

2182
02:30:59,060 --> 02:31:01,060
My video feeds are dead.

2183
02:31:01,060 --> 02:31:03,060
Last visual had Romer moving towards level one

2184
02:31:03,060 --> 02:31:04,060
and Girdu was moving through the main tunnel

2185
02:31:04,060 --> 02:31:06,060
just beneath the street.

2186
02:31:06,060 --> 02:31:07,060
The ramps down here have collapsed.

2187
02:31:07,060 --> 02:31:09,060
I'll have to find another way up.

2188
02:31:22,060 --> 02:31:24,060
Why did you not discuss

2189
02:31:24,060 --> 02:31:28,060
the well paced bomb deployment

2190
02:31:28,060 --> 02:31:30,060
that you had to destroy?

2191
02:31:30,060 --> 02:31:32,060
You never discussed it.

2192
02:31:32,060 --> 02:31:34,060
You never discussed it.

2193
02:31:34,060 --> 02:31:36,060
Frank. Frank. Frank.

2194
02:31:36,060 --> 02:31:38,060
Because Frank.

2195
02:31:38,060 --> 02:31:39,060
Because Frank.

2196
02:31:39,060 --> 02:31:40,060
Because Frank.

2197
02:31:40,060 --> 02:31:42,060
Jesus Christ up in heaven.

2198
02:31:45,060 --> 02:31:47,060
You hammered your bomb.

2199
02:31:47,060 --> 02:31:50,060
You depicted your unexploded bomb

2200
02:31:50,060 --> 02:31:53,060
as a lazy, loose marbled,

2201
02:31:53,060 --> 02:31:55,060
good for nothing bomb.

2202
02:31:55,060 --> 02:31:58,060
You owe your bomb an apology.

2203
02:31:59,060 --> 02:32:01,060
Theresa Carmody's parents.

2204
02:32:01,060 --> 02:32:05,060
Theresa Carmody's family at least.

2205
02:32:05,060 --> 02:32:07,060
They're watching into this program tonight.

2206
02:32:07,060 --> 02:32:11,060
And Pat, I drove all the way from Limerick tonight

2207
02:32:11,060 --> 02:32:13,060
to be here to make three points.

2208
02:32:13,060 --> 02:32:14,060
And I'm going to make them.

2209
02:32:14,060 --> 02:32:15,060
I'm going to make them.

2210
02:32:15,060 --> 02:32:18,060
You've censored me before.

2211
02:32:18,060 --> 02:32:20,060
You're not going to censor me again.

2212
02:32:20,060 --> 02:32:22,060
Number three.

2213
02:32:22,060 --> 02:32:23,060
Number three.

2214
02:32:23,060 --> 02:32:24,060
Number three.

2215
02:32:24,060 --> 02:32:25,060
Number three.

2216
02:32:25,060 --> 02:32:26,060
Speedrun.

2217
02:32:26,060 --> 02:32:28,060
Here we go.

2218
02:32:28,060 --> 02:32:28,060
Speedrun.

2219
02:32:28,060 --> 02:32:29,060
Speedrun.

2220
02:32:29,060 --> 02:32:30,060
Speedrun.

2221
02:32:30,060 --> 02:32:31,060
Here we go.

2222
02:32:31,060 --> 02:32:32,060
Speedrun.

2223
02:32:32,060 --> 02:32:33,060
Speedrun.

2224
02:32:33,060 --> 02:32:35,880
Speedrun.

2225
02:32:36,600 --> 02:32:38,060
Here we go. Speedrun.

2226
02:32:39,700 --> 02:32:41,240
Speedrun salamander.

2227
02:32:41,240 --> 02:33:11,220
Speedrun.

2228
02:33:11,220 --> 02:33:13,220
Speedrun.

2229
02:33:13,220 --> 02:33:15,220
Speedrun.

2230
02:33:15,220 --> 02:33:17,220
Speedrun.

2231
02:33:17,220 --> 02:33:19,220
Speedrun.

2232
02:33:19,220 --> 02:33:21,220
Flamer.

2233
02:33:21,220 --> 02:33:25,220
Guy was a flamer.

2234
02:33:25,220 --> 02:33:33,220
Can't wait to get to that park. Once we get to that park, we're gonna play a load of games.

2235
02:33:33,220 --> 02:33:37,220
We're gonna play Frisbee golf.

2236
02:33:37,220 --> 02:33:41,220
Golf Frisbee. We're gonna play hacky sack.

2237
02:33:41,220 --> 02:33:53,220
It's gonna be an absolute blast when we get to that place. And this isn't golf clash, Swasti.

2238
02:33:53,220 --> 02:33:55,220
This is not golf clash.

2239
02:33:55,220 --> 02:34:01,220
I can't wait to see what golf clash is like. Just one moment there. We need to see what golf clash is.

2240
02:34:01,220 --> 02:34:03,220
Your man golf clash the last day.

2241
02:34:03,220 --> 02:34:07,220
It was going on about it.

2242
02:34:07,220 --> 02:34:17,220
Golf clash Tommy is a channel.

2243
02:34:17,220 --> 02:34:19,220
You have a channel Tommy.

2244
02:34:19,220 --> 02:34:29,220
You hammered your golf clash.

2245
02:34:29,220 --> 02:34:31,220
You depicted your golf clashes.

2246
02:34:31,220 --> 02:34:50,220
...commy.com. Super happy to finally launch this website that we have been working on for around five to six.

2247
02:34:50,220 --> 02:34:52,220
...doing the Guardian Show.

2248
02:34:56,220 --> 02:35:06,220
...we still have a chance from the rock or sand or you know from the green or whatever.

2249
02:35:09,220 --> 02:35:16,220
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, let's get a map from another map.

2250
02:35:16,220 --> 02:35:28,220
...the sound. Golf Clash Tommy. Golf Clash Tommy is sound.

2251
02:35:28,220 --> 02:35:38,220
Thank you for your glorious tip. Jamesy, thank you very much. Thank you, Jamesy, for your glorious tip.

2252
02:35:38,220 --> 02:35:46,220
The gate diagnostic which we're running on you now, Jamesy, has thrown up a few macro matrix subspace phases.

2253
02:35:46,220 --> 02:35:56,220
Bear with me now and see if you can agree with this. Your primary nodule has an initialized frequency of 0.4.34 kilohertz. Is that right, James?

2254
02:35:56,220 --> 02:36:01,220
If that is the case, I'm sorry for broadcasting that on stream.

2255
02:36:01,220 --> 02:36:11,220
There's nothing to be ashamed about, James. Look at... Keep doing what you're doing. You might someday divert that primary subroutine to another subspace phase.

2256
02:36:11,220 --> 02:36:16,220
Up until then, enjoy the stream and thank you very much for your tip, James. Let's look.

2257
02:36:17,220 --> 02:36:32,220
No. Let's do this. Let's make this game. Do I have to blow up the bomb? Does anyone in the chat know if I have to blow up the bomb that I see in the subway?

2258
02:36:32,220 --> 02:36:38,220
I'd disarm the bomb. If I was going to do anything, I'd disarm the fucking bomb.

2259
02:36:38,220 --> 02:36:55,220
Oh my god. But I went up to it and I pressed the triangle button which you use to disarm the bomb. And it didn't disarm the bomb. So... Very strange.

2260
02:37:00,220 --> 02:37:16,220
Didn't hear the scream of the terrorist. He's still alive. He's still alive. Not for long though. There we go. That was very, very crunchy. Crispy. It had everything.

2261
02:37:18,220 --> 02:37:27,220
The poor guy has lost a lot though. Lost a lot of weight after that. He was on the Weight Watchers Grenaded to Death diet.

2262
02:37:29,220 --> 02:37:42,220
Fucking grenade watchers. I'm going to use the Taser now on this buck upstairs just because it's a great weapon and we love seeing lads get tased like that.

2263
02:37:42,220 --> 02:37:46,220
*Screams*

2264
02:37:54,220 --> 02:37:57,220
He's not inflated. He's not on fire yet. Oh he is.

2265
02:37:58,220 --> 02:38:09,400
probably lost the run of himself when he was getting teased as well

2266
02:38:09,400 --> 02:38:17,200
halloween town 2 thank you very much halloween town halloween town here again forgot to mention

2267
02:38:17,200 --> 02:38:22,760
that they're giving a free preview copy of disco elysium to streamers to play too bye and thanks

2268
02:38:22,760 --> 02:38:29,900
for all the pro gaming no problem halloween town that's very kind of you and maybe frankie scones

2269
02:38:29,900 --> 02:38:37,500
thank you thank you very much frankie scones 2 um it's great that you managed to extrapolate

2270
02:38:37,500 --> 02:38:45,740
a matrix gate and donate that then towards the subspace phase adjourned um we're running we're

2271
02:38:45,740 --> 02:38:54,700
current frankie we're currently running a diagnostic on uh your alpha v.4 channel it's not looking good

2272
02:38:54,700 --> 02:39:01,040
but i mean with a bit of luck we can we can um we can start something out up until the next treaty

2273
02:39:01,040 --> 02:39:05,940
arrangement getting back to you halloween town i want to say thanks very much

2274
02:39:05,940 --> 02:39:23,280
all right so thank you very much peace out now don't you have a life okay let's have a look

2275
02:39:32,280 --> 02:39:40,980
now don't obsess with me all the time we're climbing the beam here with the dulcet tones of frank and jerry

2276
02:39:40,980 --> 02:39:53,520
to oh look at this is that the best you can come up with you hammered your mother you are a liar you are a fire

2277
02:39:53,520 --> 02:40:01,000
you hammered your mother you hammered your mother you have been peddling lies i don't know why you're so

2278
02:40:01,000 --> 02:40:09,940
obsessed with me you are a liar why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with jackie brosnan

2279
02:40:09,940 --> 02:40:11,480
great stuff

2280
02:40:11,480 --> 02:40:20,300
big tripod how are you i want to say a big big

2281
02:40:20,300 --> 02:40:29,000
hello and subspace thank you if you're kind-hearted and generous track x2 primary gtf subroutine

2282
02:40:29,000 --> 02:40:39,000
there's a new graphics card heading your way it's called subspace 0.225 and it's a secondary primary

2283
02:40:39,000 --> 02:40:44,680
so make sure you've got your fuckin sorry about the language your diagnostic ready on that thanks for the tip

2284
02:40:44,680 --> 02:40:53,380
couple of quid in memory of our lady of consumption teresa carmody

2285
02:40:53,380 --> 02:41:02,080
cheers francis keep your high hand low sir thank you very much i will try my best

2286
02:41:02,080 --> 02:41:10,780
jackie brosnan was uh first cousins with pierce brosnan and uh the interesting thing was that jackie

2287
02:41:10,780 --> 02:41:13,780
was the man who pierced

2288
02:41:13,780 --> 02:41:16,760
Teresa Carmody's Brosnan.

2289
02:41:17,440 --> 02:41:18,520
That's hard to believe.

2290
02:41:19,420 --> 02:41:21,800
But Teresa Carmody did have a pierced Brosnan.

2291
02:41:22,440 --> 02:41:24,960
And it was done by Jackie.

2292
02:41:26,220 --> 02:41:27,400
The jack sacker.

2293
02:41:28,060 --> 02:41:29,860
And he used to say, I'm going to do this.

2294
02:41:30,040 --> 02:41:33,100
Before he would do the Brosnan piercing, he used to say,

2295
02:41:33,180 --> 02:41:35,540
I'm going to do this jack sack and crack.

2296
02:41:36,580 --> 02:41:40,680
And then whoever was on the receiving end of the Brosnan,

2297
02:41:41,380 --> 02:41:42,320
he would say,

2298
02:41:42,920 --> 02:41:44,600
you've just been jacked.

2299
02:41:45,220 --> 02:41:47,140
Jack attacked. Hit the road, Jack.

2300
02:41:49,720 --> 02:41:52,860
Yeah, blueberries in the porridge, Dandel.

2301
02:41:53,000 --> 02:41:53,760
You can't beat it.

2302
02:41:54,200 --> 02:41:58,300
They're in an excellent situation to bestow upon your bowl of oats.

2303
02:41:59,080 --> 02:42:01,480
Shall I destroy this bomb here?

2304
02:42:04,000 --> 02:42:05,380
Shall I destroy this bomb?

2305
02:42:07,180 --> 02:42:09,860
Does anyone know if I should destroy the bomb or what?

2306
02:42:12,060 --> 02:42:30,440
Where's the door?

2307
02:42:30,440 --> 02:42:30,500
Where's the door?

2308
02:42:30,860 --> 02:42:33,560
Where's the door that you have to blow open a door?

2309
02:42:34,860 --> 02:42:35,200
Huh?

2310
02:42:39,080 --> 02:42:40,680
There's a door you have to blow up.

2311
02:42:40,680 --> 02:42:40,680
There's a door you have to blow up.

2312
02:42:56,540 --> 02:42:57,860
Imagine what it's going to be like.

2313
02:42:57,860 --> 02:43:01,300
Once we get to this park, we're all going to go and have a good time in the park.

2314
02:43:02,320 --> 02:43:03,960
Do a few exercises in the park.

2315
02:43:04,020 --> 02:43:05,540
You better shut them off just to be safe.

2316
02:43:05,760 --> 02:43:06,160
Shut the...

2317
02:43:06,160 --> 02:43:07,280
Shut down the gas.

2318
02:43:07,760 --> 02:43:08,700
Gas min's closed.

2319
02:43:10,080 --> 02:43:11,300
It's next to the bomb.

2320
02:43:11,480 --> 02:43:12,840
Someone says it's next to the bomb.

2321
02:43:13,220 --> 02:43:14,620
That means I have to blow up the bomb.

2322
02:43:19,420 --> 02:43:23,940
I have a feeling if I blow up the bomb, then I blow up myself.

2323
02:43:31,020 --> 02:43:32,640
Go back to the bomb you found.

2324
02:43:32,800 --> 02:43:33,640
Yeah, Alex...

2325
02:43:33,640 --> 02:43:34,240
Alex...

2326
02:43:34,240 --> 02:43:36,180
Alexander.

2327
02:43:39,040 --> 02:43:40,080
And then what?

2328
02:43:41,420 --> 02:43:42,700
What do I do with this?

2329
02:43:50,380 --> 02:43:51,440
Okay, to your left.

2330
02:43:51,780 --> 02:43:52,380
There's no...

2331
02:43:52,380 --> 02:43:53,360
There's no door.

2332
02:43:53,540 --> 02:43:54,380
There is no door.

2333
02:44:02,540 --> 02:44:05,840
In the bomb time, Pat, you are 900,000.

2334
02:44:06,440 --> 02:44:08,980
Not for ABC Nightline.

2335
02:44:09,180 --> 02:44:10,760
Or in the United States system.

2336
02:44:11,940 --> 02:44:13,200
Three times the pay.

2337
02:44:13,980 --> 02:44:15,980
Is there more gas mains to turn up?

2338
02:44:17,080 --> 02:44:19,400
I don't understand why they would let me...

2339
02:44:19,400 --> 02:44:20,300
Yes, forward.

2340
02:44:22,160 --> 02:44:22,860
What door?

2341
02:44:22,940 --> 02:44:23,880
What are you on about, man?

2342
02:44:23,880 --> 02:44:24,580
There's no door.

2343
02:44:25,640 --> 02:44:26,220
This door.

2344
02:44:32,120 --> 02:44:32,520
Oh.

2345
02:44:33,040 --> 02:44:33,960
Need explosives.

2346
02:44:35,060 --> 02:44:36,840
So do I just grenade that, do I?

2347
02:44:37,120 --> 02:44:37,900
Do I grenade it?

2348
02:44:41,140 --> 02:44:41,860
Thanks, Alex.

2349
02:44:48,320 --> 02:44:49,700
Would you grenade the door?

2350
02:44:50,460 --> 02:44:51,600
Explosives are in a box.

2351
02:44:51,740 --> 02:44:52,040
Where?

2352
02:44:57,040 --> 02:44:58,480
Where's the box, Alex?

2353
02:44:58,480 --> 02:45:03,960
You forgot where the box is.

2354
02:45:04,020 --> 02:45:04,460
Good man.

2355
02:45:05,200 --> 02:45:06,460
That's great news for me.

2356
02:45:07,020 --> 02:45:08,540
Now I can't do anything here.

2357
02:45:12,940 --> 02:45:13,860
Beside the train.

2358
02:45:14,000 --> 02:45:14,740
It's downstairs.

2359
02:45:18,320 --> 02:45:19,500
The way you came up.

2360
02:45:20,860 --> 02:45:22,040
You're fucking joking, man.

2361
02:45:22,600 --> 02:45:23,880
You're joking me, Alex.

2362
02:45:24,980 --> 02:45:28,140
Why didn't you tell me back when I was on the way up?

2363
02:45:51,260 --> 02:45:51,820
Alex.

2364
02:45:52,600 --> 02:45:54,120
You're killing me, man.

2365
02:45:55,520 --> 02:45:56,520
Alex, you're killing me.

2366
02:45:56,720 --> 02:45:58,060
You're telling me I have to...

2367
02:45:58,060 --> 02:46:00,680
You're telling me I have to go down here again.

2368
02:46:13,360 --> 02:46:14,180
Is that it?

2369
02:46:15,800 --> 02:46:17,200
You're going to tell more lies.

2370
02:46:20,480 --> 02:46:20,680
Oh!

2371
02:46:20,680 --> 02:46:20,780
Oh!

2372
02:46:20,780 --> 02:46:20,880
Oh!

2373
02:46:20,880 --> 02:46:21,880
Oh!

2374
02:46:21,880 --> 02:46:26,520
Gabe!

2375
02:46:26,780 --> 02:46:27,140
Gabe!

2376
02:46:27,400 --> 02:46:27,960
Are you there?

2377
02:46:28,740 --> 02:46:29,480
I'm here.

2378
02:46:30,560 --> 02:46:31,380
I'm all right.

2379
02:46:31,580 --> 02:46:32,520
Oh my God, Gabe.

2380
02:46:32,860 --> 02:46:33,880
I thought you'd been killed.

2381
02:46:34,540 --> 02:46:35,140
Not yet.

2382
02:46:35,680 --> 02:46:38,120
Get on the wire and tell Benton that the subway's a decoy.

2383
02:46:38,300 --> 02:46:39,700
The main bomb is somewhere else.

2384
02:46:40,380 --> 02:46:41,080
Where's Romer?

2385
02:46:41,320 --> 02:46:42,740
My video feeds are dead.

2386
02:46:43,080 --> 02:46:45,100
Last visual had Romer moving towards level one.

2387
02:46:45,260 --> 02:46:47,840
And Gerdue was moving through the main tunnel just beneath the street.

2388
02:46:48,060 --> 02:46:49,440
The ramps down here have collapsed.

2389
02:46:49,860 --> 02:46:51,160
I'll have to find another way up.

2390
02:46:53,380 --> 02:46:53,900
Stair chicken.

2391
02:46:53,900 --> 02:46:55,900
Stair chicken.

2392
02:46:55,900 --> 02:46:56,000
Stair chicken.

2393
02:46:56,000 --> 02:46:57,440
Thank you very much, stair chicken.

2394
02:46:59,040 --> 02:47:01,500
Well, we're back at the beginning of this level of stair chicken.

2395
02:47:01,960 --> 02:47:09,600
And it would seem that due to the intel we have from Alex McEleney, we do have to pick up a bomb.

2396
02:47:09,720 --> 02:47:11,240
So it's probably for the best that we died.

2397
02:47:11,640 --> 02:47:14,860
That's just before I died is the best news I can.

2398
02:47:15,020 --> 02:47:16,300
The best way I can spin that.

2399
02:47:16,800 --> 02:47:19,340
You've got to look at the glass is half full, not half empty.

2400
02:47:20,700 --> 02:47:21,060
Okay.

2401
02:47:24,040 --> 02:47:24,640
Just a minute.

2402
02:47:24,680 --> 02:47:26,020
I can't wait to get to that park.

2403
02:47:26,620 --> 02:47:29,580
Do you know they keep on telling us about this park in Washington, D.C.?

2404
02:47:29,580 --> 02:47:31,880
Imagine what it's going to be like when we get to the park.

2405
02:47:34,300 --> 02:47:35,060
Could be worse.

2406
02:47:36,000 --> 02:47:36,940
It could be worse.

2407
02:47:36,940 --> 02:47:37,940
Oh.

2408
02:47:53,480 --> 02:47:56,660
We've gathered intel on the M16 Matrix building.

2409
02:47:57,180 --> 02:48:00,080
Does anyone know the bombs are where you grenade that lad?

2410
02:48:00,220 --> 02:48:00,380
Okay.

2411
02:48:01,100 --> 02:48:02,220
Thank you very much for the help.

2412
02:48:04,700 --> 02:48:06,200
Jesus, this is a tough game now.

2413
02:48:06,200 --> 02:48:12,680
Because you would have to die a hundred million times before you realize what the hell is going on.

2414
02:48:13,760 --> 02:48:14,760
It's like Tomb Raiders.

2415
02:48:25,900 --> 02:48:26,320
Okay.

2416
02:48:26,360 --> 02:48:27,020
Watch this now.

2417
02:48:28,480 --> 02:48:29,580
Gary Grenade.

2418
02:48:31,680 --> 02:48:32,580
Gary Grenade.

2419
02:48:32,660 --> 02:48:33,160
Here we go.

2420
02:48:33,160 --> 02:48:33,220
Oh.

2421
02:48:33,220 --> 02:48:48,040
Lovely.

2422
02:48:49,120 --> 02:48:49,600
Lovely.

2423
02:48:50,280 --> 02:48:51,980
That makes a lovely sound.

2424
02:48:53,040 --> 02:48:53,240
Okay.

2425
02:48:53,380 --> 02:48:55,800
Let's get the torch out here and take our time with this.

2426
02:48:59,280 --> 02:49:00,740
Is that a box down there?

2427
02:49:02,520 --> 02:49:03,360
Something there, look.

2428
02:49:06,620 --> 02:49:09,100
That should be all the C4 you need to blow up in that passage.

2429
02:49:09,100 --> 02:49:09,340
Shit.

2430
02:49:20,840 --> 02:49:22,220
She's nearly ran into the fire.

2431
02:49:22,220 --> 02:49:22,300
Okay.

2432
02:49:24,680 --> 02:49:25,240
This is it.

2433
02:49:25,240 --> 02:49:29,300
This is it.

2434
02:49:30,640 --> 02:49:31,360
We're on the way.

2435
02:49:31,420 --> 02:49:31,900
We're on the way.

2436
02:49:31,980 --> 02:49:32,780
We're well on the way.

2437
02:49:32,860 --> 02:49:33,640
We're well on the way.

2438
02:49:33,640 --> 02:49:33,700
We're well on the way.

2439
02:49:37,320 --> 02:49:39,180
So happy I have the C4 now.

2440
02:49:39,580 --> 02:49:41,400
Alex McElhenny or McElhenny.

2441
02:49:41,760 --> 02:49:43,000
Alex Jack.

2442
02:49:43,740 --> 02:49:45,140
Whatever your name is, Alex.

2443
02:49:45,660 --> 02:49:46,660
Thanks very much.

2444
02:49:54,300 --> 02:49:56,020
We're going to give these guys the Alex.

2445
02:49:56,160 --> 02:49:57,520
The Alex Mac special.

2446
02:49:58,040 --> 02:50:01,760
We've developed a brand new weapon called the Alex Mac 10.

2447
02:50:02,220 --> 02:50:04,260
And it's a rapid fire hand pistol.

2448
02:50:05,100 --> 02:50:07,200
It shoots bullets at an alarming rate.

2449
02:50:07,600 --> 02:50:10,180
Nine millimeter parabellum rounds is what it takes.

2450
02:50:10,780 --> 02:50:12,880
And it's fed by a clip.

2451
02:50:13,480 --> 02:50:15,900
And every time you shoot it, it sounds like this.

2452
02:50:16,340 --> 02:50:16,600
Alex.

2453
02:50:16,600 --> 02:50:16,620
Alex.

2454
02:50:16,620 --> 02:50:16,680
Alex.

2455
02:50:16,680 --> 02:50:16,780
Alex.

2456
02:50:16,780 --> 02:50:16,780
Alex.

2457
02:50:16,780 --> 02:50:16,780
Alex.

2458
02:50:16,780 --> 02:50:16,900
Alex.

2459
02:50:16,900 --> 02:50:16,900
Alex.

2460
02:50:16,900 --> 02:50:16,900
Alex.

2461
02:50:16,900 --> 02:50:16,900
Alex.

2462
02:50:16,900 --> 02:50:22,900
And then when whoever gets shot with it goes like this.

2463
02:50:23,900 --> 02:50:25,740
Oh, McElhenney!

2464
02:50:30,540 --> 02:50:33,000
If you don't believe me, you're an idiot.

2465
02:50:35,680 --> 02:50:39,340
If you don't believe me, it's your loss.

2466
02:50:39,420 --> 02:50:40,100
You're gonna die.

2467
02:50:46,680 --> 02:50:49,120
Sky boys are impermeable to the gun.

2468
02:50:49,600 --> 02:50:50,560
Relax, friends.

2469
02:50:51,300 --> 02:50:52,380
Nearly boom time.

2470
02:50:52,380 --> 02:50:58,300
Let's move, let's move, let's move.

2471
02:50:58,360 --> 02:50:59,020
We're gonna do it.

2472
02:50:59,100 --> 02:50:59,780
We're gonna do it.

2473
02:51:00,180 --> 02:51:01,960
We're gonna really make this happen.

2474
02:51:02,280 --> 02:51:02,960
We're gonna do it.

2475
02:51:03,060 --> 02:51:03,740
We're gonna do it.

2476
02:51:04,000 --> 02:51:05,700
We're gonna really make this happen.

2477
02:51:08,260 --> 02:51:09,140
C4 explosive.

2478
02:51:09,320 --> 02:51:09,800
Let's do it.

2479
02:51:09,820 --> 02:51:10,960
It's gonna be no problem to me.

2480
02:51:18,060 --> 02:51:18,620
Uh-oh.

2481
02:51:21,780 --> 02:51:23,160
CBDC is on their way in.

2482
02:51:24,220 --> 02:51:24,880
Great stuff.

2483
02:51:25,220 --> 02:51:25,840
How are you, lads?

2484
02:51:26,880 --> 02:51:28,000
He ran right through me.

2485
02:51:29,080 --> 02:51:30,500
He's proper T-1000.

2486
02:51:30,500 --> 02:51:32,500
Music.

2487
02:51:32,500 --> 02:52:00,500
*music*

2488
02:52:00,500 --> 02:52:02,500
Oh, it comes back here.

2489
02:52:07,780 --> 02:52:10,660
Came back from there and it came back to bite me in the arse.

2490
02:52:19,500 --> 02:52:21,500
Now.

2491
02:52:21,800 --> 02:52:25,560
Now. Aren't you happy we managed to explode the bomb?

2492
02:52:26,720 --> 02:52:28,720
Maybe we go up the

2493
02:52:30,140 --> 02:52:32,140
place that we blew open.

2494
02:52:35,740 --> 02:52:36,220
Do you reckon?

2495
02:52:38,040 --> 02:52:38,800
Probably not.

2496
02:52:44,140 --> 02:52:45,400
Hang on. Where am I?

2497
02:52:48,040 --> 02:52:49,880
Go back up to that next level again.

2498
02:52:50,380 --> 02:52:52,520
Oh, I have to turn the gas off. Did I turn the gas off?

2499
02:52:55,920 --> 02:52:57,400
Remember to turn the gas off.

2500
02:52:58,100 --> 02:53:01,080
There's a lot of things you have to remember in the game that they don't tell you about.

2501
02:53:08,800 --> 02:53:09,460
Fucking hell.

2502
02:53:20,540 --> 02:53:21,820
I didn't die, did I?

2503
02:53:21,820 --> 02:53:21,920
Okay.

2504
02:53:24,820 --> 02:53:32,700
Just before I died.

2505
02:53:41,620 --> 02:53:44,100
If I died, that means I have to go and get to C4 again.

2506
02:53:44,200 --> 02:53:45,420
I'm getting very confused here.

2507
02:53:46,480 --> 02:53:47,760
Getting very confused.

2508
02:53:47,760 --> 02:54:02,460
No, I already picked up the C4.

2509
02:54:02,460 --> 02:54:03,460
Okay.

2510
02:54:03,460 --> 02:54:04,460
Okay.

2511
02:54:04,460 --> 02:54:05,460
Okay.

2512
02:54:05,460 --> 02:54:06,460
Okay.

2513
02:54:06,460 --> 02:54:07,460
Okay.

2514
02:54:07,460 --> 02:54:08,460
Okay.

2515
02:54:08,460 --> 02:54:38,440
Okay.

2516
02:54:38,440 --> 02:54:41,900
Maybe I was dead then, Dandolph, when the yellow lad ran through me.

2517
02:54:42,100 --> 02:54:43,440
Maybe that was...

2518
02:54:44,440 --> 02:54:48,700
I died and gone to heaven and people...

2519
02:54:48,700 --> 02:54:49,840
I would just become a ghost.

2520
02:54:49,960 --> 02:54:52,020
I was like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

2521
02:54:53,800 --> 02:54:55,980
You've seen there's a film out now called Ghosting.

2522
02:54:58,840 --> 02:55:00,160
Reminds me of Toasting.

2523
02:55:01,520 --> 02:55:01,980
Leanne.

2524
02:55:08,420 --> 02:55:09,040
No way.

2525
02:55:09,040 --> 02:55:09,040
No way.

2526
02:55:09,040 --> 02:55:10,180
Where does it lead?

2527
02:55:10,540 --> 02:55:12,640
This branch feeds into the Washington Park line.

2528
02:55:13,060 --> 02:55:13,500
That's it.

2529
02:55:14,160 --> 02:55:17,080
Tell Jenkins to get his men to the park and exercise extreme caution.

2530
02:55:17,300 --> 02:55:17,840
Let's do it.

2531
02:55:18,120 --> 02:55:18,880
Curdu is there.

2532
02:55:19,480 --> 02:55:19,960
Curdu.

2533
02:55:20,500 --> 02:55:21,680
Benton says he'll handle it.

2534
02:55:22,460 --> 02:55:23,580
Curdu and I don't.

2535
02:55:27,920 --> 02:55:29,300
This is the Patrick Swayze line.

2536
02:55:29,300 --> 02:55:30,180
This is the Patrick Swayze line.

2537
02:55:30,180 --> 02:55:30,180
This is the Patrick Swayze line.

2538
02:55:30,180 --> 02:55:30,260
This is the Patrick Swayze line.

2539
02:55:30,260 --> 02:55:33,100
This is the Patrick Swayze line.

2540
02:55:33,100 --> 02:55:35,540
On a Patrick Swayze bound track.

2541
02:55:35,540 --> 02:55:45,300
Those are the gas mains.

2542
02:55:45,500 --> 02:55:47,060
You better shut them off just to be safe.

2543
02:55:48,160 --> 02:55:52,140
I didn't eat the breakfast this morning because I was feeling a little bit Swayze.

2544
02:55:52,580 --> 02:55:54,420
So I left it in the oven.

2545
02:55:55,420 --> 02:55:56,860
I'll attack it later on.

2546
02:55:57,780 --> 02:56:01,980
I had a fully cooked egg which I'd baked for 40 minutes.

2547
02:56:02,860 --> 02:56:04,960
And I just wasn't feeling it.

2548
02:56:06,520 --> 02:56:07,560
Zero Delta 7.

2549
02:56:08,060 --> 02:56:09,740
Copy Zero Delta Cheesecake.

2550
02:56:09,880 --> 02:56:11,160
Call in the airstrike.

2551
02:56:11,260 --> 02:56:11,520
Over.

2552
02:56:16,200 --> 02:56:21,000
Ghost Dad with Bill Cosboid.

2553
02:56:22,040 --> 02:56:23,260
The Cosmonaut.

2554
02:56:25,420 --> 02:56:26,480
Cosmo Kramer.

2555
02:56:28,000 --> 02:56:29,140
Cosmo Shamer.

2556
02:56:30,380 --> 02:56:32,440
I thought I blew open that gate.

2557
02:56:33,720 --> 02:56:35,420
What the fuck is going on?

2558
02:56:40,940 --> 02:56:43,240
Can anybody explain to me what's going on?

2559
02:56:43,240 --> 02:57:06,500
I have the C4.

2560
02:57:10,140 --> 02:57:10,540
Oh.

2561
02:57:10,700 --> 02:57:12,380
I got killed and then I have the C4.

2562
02:57:12,520 --> 02:57:12,640
Okay.

2563
02:57:12,640 --> 02:57:13,360
Fuck.

2564
02:57:13,920 --> 02:57:15,100
I'm really confused.

2565
02:57:22,280 --> 02:57:24,620
I think what happened is I cut away to this.

2566
02:57:25,400 --> 02:57:25,540
Oh.

2567
02:57:25,600 --> 02:57:25,960
I need to move.

2568
02:57:26,020 --> 02:57:26,140
Move.

2569
02:57:26,200 --> 02:57:26,320
Move.

2570
02:57:26,380 --> 02:57:26,500
Move.

2571
02:57:29,940 --> 02:57:31,060
CBDC is on their way in.

2572
02:57:31,200 --> 02:57:31,820
They've got CBD.

2573
02:57:32,100 --> 02:57:34,060
They've got a rake of CBD, man.

2574
02:57:34,220 --> 02:57:35,820
They've got herbal and they've liquid.

2575
02:57:37,020 --> 02:57:38,960
And they want you to come and have a party with them.

2576
02:57:40,560 --> 02:57:40,920
Gabe.

2577
02:57:40,920 --> 02:57:42,600
You were supposed to provide cover for that.

2578
02:57:42,600 --> 02:57:44,380
Oh, for fuck.

2579
02:57:57,640 --> 02:57:58,820
This is a joke.

2580
02:58:03,160 --> 02:58:05,360
I cut away to this.

2581
02:58:06,180 --> 02:58:07,820
Just before I died.

2582
02:58:08,040 --> 02:58:09,320
Or during I died.

2583
02:58:09,420 --> 02:58:10,080
So you're a liar.

2584
02:58:10,080 --> 02:58:15,080
Oh, for fuck.

2585
02:58:15,080 --> 02:58:15,640
Hey, look.

2586
02:58:15,940 --> 02:58:16,540
See you later.

2587
02:58:16,980 --> 02:58:17,740
Don't wait up.

2588
02:58:17,960 --> 02:58:18,640
I won't be home.

2589
02:58:24,500 --> 02:58:26,640
Imagine what it's going to be like when we get to that park.

2590
02:58:26,780 --> 02:58:28,500
It's going to be amazing when we get to the park.

2591
02:58:36,300 --> 02:58:36,580
Danger.

2592
02:58:37,280 --> 02:58:37,600
Danger.

2593
02:58:38,240 --> 02:58:38,560
Danger.

2594
02:58:38,560 --> 02:58:38,780
Danger.

2595
02:59:06,160 --> 02:59:07,020
This is it.

2596
02:59:07,620 --> 02:59:09,180
This is the end of this now.

2597
02:59:09,660 --> 02:59:11,060
We're going to make it to the park.

2598
02:59:11,640 --> 02:59:13,580
I promise you we're going to make it to the park.

2599
02:59:17,480 --> 02:59:18,580
First things first.

2600
02:59:23,680 --> 02:59:25,040
We're turning the gas off.

2601
02:59:25,040 --> 02:59:37,000
Good man.

2602
02:59:37,000 --> 02:59:38,540
Good man, Gabe.

2603
02:59:38,640 --> 02:59:40,280
You've done a great job with the gas main.

2604
02:59:45,380 --> 02:59:51,160
Will you make a pot of soup like old times? I might, yeah. I was thinking about making some soup. Not today though.

2605
02:59:53,380 --> 03:00:00,220
I might make some soup myself off stream in private. Perfect the recipe and then make it on stream.

2606
03:00:01,320 --> 03:00:08,860
Promises to be a real superb stream whatever way we skin that apple. Might put apples in the soup. Skinned of course.

2607
03:00:10,440 --> 03:00:12,940
We'll do it high on CBDC as well.

2608
03:00:12,940 --> 03:00:18,480
We won't get high though. It's not psychoactive.

2609
03:00:23,780 --> 03:00:24,780
Checkpoint Charlie!

2610
03:00:33,520 --> 03:00:34,560
Where to next?

2611
03:00:39,480 --> 03:00:40,760
Can you go up there? No.

2612
03:00:40,760 --> 03:00:44,760
Back where I came now I'd say.

2613
03:00:48,760 --> 03:00:51,600
Gabe, Romer is in the main tunnel. You can't get to it from here.

2614
03:00:51,760 --> 03:00:53,300
Okay. Thanks.

2615
03:00:58,540 --> 03:01:00,360
Carrot and red pepper soup.

2616
03:01:00,920 --> 03:01:03,800
Last night was banging. What were the ingredients of it in that?

2617
03:01:03,900 --> 03:01:05,900
What did you, what else did you use, Loeb?

2618
03:01:07,500 --> 03:01:16,740
Did you make the soup to the music of Lisa Loeb? Mid 90's nerd chic chick with guitar talking about missing someone or something.

2619
03:01:16,740 --> 03:01:24,900
Did you do that? And what, and if you did, was it good? And also what were the ingredients? An array, a vast array of questions aimed at you.

2620
03:01:24,900 --> 03:01:42,900
I'm getting a message from Jenkins. Tell Jenkins we're on our way. They're under attack. One of the terrorists has a flamethrower. Curdu. That's, that'll be Curdu. Tell them as soon as I take out Romer I'll be on my way. Kiss my ass. Stat.

2621
03:01:52,900 --> 03:01:56,900
*laughs*

2622
03:02:07,900 --> 03:02:14,780
It's funny enough when the terrorists are on fire and you see them then and it's just desserts and

2623
03:02:16,020 --> 03:02:18,020
Then this other guy there

2624
03:02:18,440 --> 03:02:20,440
Probably took about

2625
03:02:20,920 --> 03:02:25,920
I'd say about seven or eight bullets. No, no laughing matter

2626
03:02:30,040 --> 03:02:35,420
We're here we're not going away. I spotted Mara Aramov in the tunnel. Mara Aramov!

2627
03:02:39,040 --> 03:02:41,040
Searching memory card found

2628
03:02:41,880 --> 03:02:48,000
Do you wish to save the game? I do wish to save it. Into this destroyed subway slot we go

2629
03:02:48,940 --> 03:02:51,760
Save complete.

2630
03:02:59,500 --> 03:03:01,940
New intel has been dispatched.

2631
03:03:02,320 --> 03:03:06,560
Please, please, please open up your mind, ears and mind to this.

2632
03:03:07,180 --> 03:03:10,840
Washington, D.C. Main subway line incoming from Benton.

2633
03:03:11,240 --> 03:03:13,760
Okay, we've got Logan. Let's turn up that...

2634
03:03:13,760 --> 03:03:18,760
...and we're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2635
03:03:18,760 --> 03:03:21,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2636
03:03:21,760 --> 03:03:24,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2637
03:03:24,760 --> 03:03:27,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2638
03:03:27,760 --> 03:03:30,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2639
03:03:30,760 --> 03:03:33,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2640
03:03:33,760 --> 03:03:36,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2641
03:03:36,760 --> 03:03:39,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2642
03:03:39,760 --> 03:03:41,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2643
03:03:41,760 --> 03:03:43,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2644
03:03:43,760 --> 03:03:45,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2645
03:03:45,760 --> 03:03:47,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2646
03:03:47,760 --> 03:03:49,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2647
03:03:49,760 --> 03:03:51,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2648
03:03:51,760 --> 03:03:53,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2649
03:03:53,760 --> 03:03:55,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2650
03:03:55,760 --> 03:03:57,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2651
03:03:57,760 --> 03:03:59,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2652
03:03:59,760 --> 03:04:01,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2653
03:04:01,760 --> 03:04:03,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2654
03:04:03,760 --> 03:04:05,760
We're going to be able to get to the next level of the building.

2655
03:04:05,760 --> 03:04:13,760
DC main subway line incoming from Benton.

2656
03:04:13,760 --> 03:04:19,760
Logan, Intel indicates Romer, repeat Romer has fled the scene.

2657
03:04:19,760 --> 03:04:23,760
Jenkins is meeting heavy resistance in the Washington Park area.

2658
03:04:23,760 --> 03:04:25,760
We've got DCPD reports.

2659
03:04:25,760 --> 03:04:27,760
15 officers down, repeat.

2660
03:04:27,760 --> 03:04:29,760
15 officers down.

2661
03:04:29,760 --> 03:04:33,760
We fear an agency leak has given the position away.

2662
03:04:33,760 --> 03:04:35,760
It's getting wrong.

2663
03:04:35,760 --> 03:04:39,760
Maura Aramov's identity has been confirmed by Interpol.

2664
03:04:39,760 --> 03:04:41,760
Don't let her escape.

2665
03:04:41,760 --> 03:04:42,760
Caution.

2666
03:04:42,760 --> 03:04:46,760
Fema is using the eastbound tracks to shuttle emergency personnel.

2667
03:04:46,760 --> 03:04:52,760
Don't use explosives of any kind in the tunnel or you'll cause a derailment.

2668
03:04:52,760 --> 03:04:57,080
Okay, best of luck with the mission Gabe you're a header

2669
03:05:06,240 --> 03:05:11,000
Someone said this rent boys in the park we need to watch out for that patty. Thanks for the tip

2670
03:05:11,220 --> 03:05:15,920
How do you know that Pat? Why would you have free privy to that information?

2671
03:05:16,580 --> 03:05:20,860
There's a box. We've got a box of tricks down here as well. We need to open that up

2672
03:05:20,860 --> 03:05:24,960
Flak jacket taken

2673
03:05:26,460 --> 03:05:32,020
Issues need to be resolved with each and every terrorist we have we find lying away. We have a guy down here

2674
03:05:32,820 --> 03:05:34,980
We're gonna kill him his head is about to come off

2675
03:05:36,720 --> 03:05:38,720
There we go, that's nice

2676
03:05:39,820 --> 03:05:41,820
Whoa

2677
03:05:43,520 --> 03:05:45,520
Trains are still running yeah

2678
03:05:47,180 --> 03:05:49,120
Aram of Aram at

2679
03:05:49,980 --> 03:05:51,980
Come here msg

2680
03:05:59,660 --> 03:06:07,920
Deputy stag deputy stag deputy stag deputy stag deputy stag deputy stag deputy stag

2681
03:06:08,580 --> 03:06:10,880
deputy stag deputy stag

2682
03:06:12,880 --> 03:06:16,880
Deputy stag deputy stag deputy stag

2683
03:06:18,900 --> 03:06:22,380
Deputy stag deputy stag deputy

2684
03:06:23,580 --> 03:06:25,580
Deputy stag dip

2685
03:06:26,640 --> 03:06:28,640
Deputy stag deputy stag

2686
03:06:32,060 --> 03:06:34,460
We'll just go out here out here

2687
03:06:41,100 --> 03:06:48,400
I seen you down the park deputy stag you said your name was mark deputy stag we went to the shop

2688
03:06:48,400 --> 03:06:58,140
Deputy stag deputy stag all the way to the top deputy stag I want to see a flop deputy stag it's not good it's mop deputy stag

2689
03:06:58,140 --> 03:07:08,140
Deputy stag who's your crew deputy stag you know who deputy stag balaclava man deputy stag train when he can deputy stag

2690
03:07:08,140 --> 03:07:22,720
train when he can deputy stag 9mm bullets deputy stag shot gunstilz deputy stag busy old time deputy stag playing chicken on the line deputy stag

2691
03:07:22,820 --> 03:07:39,280
Coming at you fast, Deputy Stag. You'll hope I won't last, Deputy Stag. This is gonna be a blast, Deputy Stag. You better watch your ass, Deputy Stag.

2692
03:07:46,500 --> 03:08:01,600
You've just been had, Deputy Stag. You wanna tell your dad, Deputy Stag. Spiders. Spiders. You better protect your neck, Deputy Stag.

2693
03:08:02,000 --> 03:08:02,760
Deputy Stag!

2694
03:08:06,000 --> 03:08:15,720
Watch your step, kid. Watch your step, kid. Watch your step, kid. She's got a flak jacket on, Deputy Stag. Headshot gone. She's been had.

2695
03:08:15,720 --> 03:08:23,500
We just killed her, Deputy Stag. A bullet to the brain, Deputy Stag. She's still alive.

2696
03:08:24,720 --> 03:08:26,400
Wow, cutscene on that man.

2697
03:08:29,600 --> 03:08:36,340
Wow, what a level. What an amazing level that was. Subway line, or it should be known as Deputy Stag line.

2698
03:08:44,940 --> 03:08:58,820
She had a bulletproof head anyways. Okay, we've got brand new Intel, okay? Okay, don't be alarmed. Don't be alarmed, everybody.

2699
03:09:00,720 --> 03:09:02,080
We have reached.

2700
03:09:07,500 --> 03:09:20,020
We've intel. Intel, Intel has been received. We've brand new Intel, which has come through the subspace subsystem 5.

2701
03:09:20,680 --> 03:09:30,500
Deputy Stag is after using a Nokia 5210 to send an SMS message to me in the year 2019.

2702
03:09:30,500 --> 03:09:40,640
He's still using a Nokia Blockia because he does sell drugs on the side. Those phones last a hell of a long time and they're reliable.

2703
03:09:41,180 --> 03:09:44,580
Now, this is the info we have been privy to.

2704
03:09:46,360 --> 03:09:46,720
Shh!

2705
03:09:48,060 --> 03:09:49,080
Washington, D.C.

2706
03:09:50,360 --> 03:09:51,280
Washington, D.C.

2707
03:09:51,360 --> 03:09:52,320
Washington Park.

2708
03:09:53,160 --> 03:09:58,100
You're listening. You need to have your ears tuned into this. We've Mission Redirect.

2709
03:09:58,100 --> 03:10:05,580
C.B.D.C. is after you. We have a C.B.D. Inhaler, which we bought in the shop in Castle Bar yesterday afternoon.

2710
03:10:06,300 --> 03:10:09,840
What you do is you put the C.B.D. liquid you bought from Holland and Barrett.

2711
03:10:10,140 --> 03:10:17,180
You can get that at Holland and Barrett and put it into the vape and blow big, massive C.B.D. clouds out of it.

2712
03:10:18,120 --> 03:10:23,880
It's not good for your lungs, although people are saying it is. Don't listen to them. They're fucking lying to you.

2713
03:10:24,880 --> 03:10:43,820
C.B.D.C. has requested direct intervention and assistance. Your new orders are to locate viral bombs. Plant homing beacons. Wait for the arrival of C.B.D.C. and provide covering fire. The bombs are set to detonate within the hour.

2714
03:10:44,440 --> 03:10:47,480
Okay? Don't get scared. Don't worry.

2715
03:10:49,960 --> 03:10:59,960
You told Willie Harold there was a viral bomb and I have drove all the way from Limerick to defuse a viral bomb tonight, Pat.

2716
03:11:00,360 --> 03:11:04,720
You censored me before, Pat. You're not going to censor me again. Okay?

2717
03:11:05,520 --> 03:11:14,900
Now, I went to the shop. I interviewed 70 C.B.D. addicts. I interviewed Johnny Gallagher.

2718
03:11:15,120 --> 03:11:21,380
Now, he is addicted to vaping C.B.D. which he bought in a shop in Ennis.

2719
03:11:22,360 --> 03:11:30,980
He never got addicted with your consent, Frank. Was it with your consent? Was it with your consent, Frank?

2720
03:11:32,420 --> 03:11:37,940
He's in hospital at the moment with popcorn. He's got popcorn lung, Pat.

2721
03:11:38,580 --> 03:11:45,260
And he could be dead any day soon. And it really, it'll be death in Ennis when it happens. Death. Death in Ennis.

2722
03:11:45,980 --> 03:11:48,420
I'll see you later, Pat. Bye, Pat!

2723
03:11:55,940 --> 03:12:01,420
We've got 17 officers down, okay? Terrorist resistance is heavy.

2724
03:12:01,420 --> 03:12:21,180
Terrorist resistance is heavy. Agency Intel reports.

2725
03:12:22,180 --> 03:12:25,840
Justin Trudeau is leading the park operation.

2726
03:12:26,080 --> 03:12:27,140
Exercise caution.

2727
03:12:27,620 --> 03:12:32,980
Justin Trudeau is in the park and he is applying brown makeup to his face now.

2728
03:12:33,100 --> 03:12:33,840
It's racist.

2729
03:12:34,280 --> 03:12:35,520
We need to go and get him.

2730
03:12:35,520 --> 03:13:05,500
Exercise caution.

2731
03:13:05,500 --> 03:13:08,380
Using CBD viral pens.

2732
03:13:09,220 --> 03:13:14,000
I have a fucking sack of viral of CBD I bought in Holland and Baris yesterday.

2733
03:13:14,320 --> 03:13:16,560
We're going to get you and we're going to make you.

2734
03:13:16,560 --> 03:13:23,280
We are going to make you huff CBD clouds until your face goes white again.

2735
03:13:23,780 --> 03:13:24,780
Did you hear me Justin?

2736
03:13:25,400 --> 03:13:25,860
Justin!

2737
03:13:26,620 --> 03:13:28,460
Did you hear me Justin?

2738
03:13:29,680 --> 03:13:30,140
Justin!

2739
03:13:30,140 --> 03:13:30,420
Justin!

2740
03:13:33,340 --> 03:13:35,820
Anton Trudeau is leading the park operation.

2741
03:13:36,240 --> 03:13:37,320
Exercise caution.

2742
03:13:37,680 --> 03:13:40,440
We've lost all communication from the Jenkins team.

2743
03:13:44,100 --> 03:13:46,260
Leon, I'm on my way to the park.

2744
03:13:46,980 --> 03:13:49,080
Half Benton sent a team to pick up Mara Aramov.

2745
03:13:49,800 --> 03:13:52,040
I left her wounded and unconscious in the 5th Avenue tunnel.

2746
03:13:52,220 --> 03:13:52,720
He left her...

2747
03:13:52,720 --> 03:13:54,040
Chances are she's already on the move.

2748
03:13:54,160 --> 03:13:55,420
Chances are she's dead.

2749
03:13:55,480 --> 03:13:56,100
The alerted FEMA.

2750
03:13:56,460 --> 03:13:57,360
He better do it soon.

2751
03:13:57,720 --> 03:13:58,440
The alerted...

2752
03:13:58,440 --> 03:14:00,180
The alerted FEMA.

2753
03:14:00,280 --> 03:14:00,280
The alerted FEMA.

2754
03:14:00,280 --> 03:14:01,160
The alerted FEMA meets his demands.

2755
03:14:01,400 --> 03:14:02,300
I'm already on it.

2756
03:14:02,520 --> 03:14:03,680
Wow, look at that room.

2757
03:14:03,740 --> 03:14:04,960
Chances are information on their operations in the park.

2758
03:14:05,420 --> 03:14:08,120
Tell Jenkins the smaller viral bombs are hidden throughout the park.

2759
03:14:08,800 --> 03:14:09,720
Gurdue has the main one.

2760
03:14:09,980 --> 03:14:11,180
Bogan, this is Benton.

2761
03:14:11,440 --> 03:14:12,780
I have a mission redirect.

2762
03:14:13,600 --> 03:14:15,220
Jenkins' team has been eliminated.

2763
03:14:15,680 --> 03:14:17,240
I'm putting you on located recon.

2764
03:14:17,240 --> 03:14:19,380
Benton, what's going on?

2765
03:14:20,300 --> 03:14:21,720
CBDC's getting slaughtered.

2766
03:14:22,040 --> 03:14:27,800
We need you to track down the viral devices and provide covering fire if all CBDC is coming in and disarmed them.

2767
03:14:27,960 --> 03:14:28,520
Copy that.

2768
03:14:28,860 --> 03:14:30,240
I'll give them cover as long as I can.

2769
03:14:30,620 --> 03:14:32,580
Leon, how much time till the main device detonates?

2770
03:14:32,680 --> 03:14:33,380
Less than an hour.

2771
03:14:33,540 --> 03:14:34,420
Okay, let's do it.

2772
03:14:38,260 --> 03:14:40,600
I've set the pickup frequency for your beacons tonight.

2773
03:14:40,600 --> 03:14:41,300
Wow, look at the park.

2774
03:14:41,400 --> 03:14:42,520
Look at the graphics on the park.

2775
03:14:42,520 --> 03:14:43,040
CBDC's standing by.

2776
03:14:43,960 --> 03:14:45,540
Look at the graphics on the park.

2777
03:14:45,620 --> 03:14:47,000
Have you ever seen green like that?

2778
03:14:48,040 --> 03:14:49,080
Who did the grading?

2779
03:14:49,280 --> 03:14:51,320
We've got 1954 minutes.

2780
03:14:51,420 --> 03:14:53,420
19 minutes, 52 seconds to do this.

2781
03:14:53,580 --> 03:14:54,400
What's the objective?

2782
03:14:54,580 --> 03:14:55,200
Let's do this.

2783
03:14:56,960 --> 03:14:58,860
Do not kill any member of the strike team.

2784
03:14:59,320 --> 03:15:00,620
Do not damage any bomb.

2785
03:15:01,220 --> 03:15:03,720
All bombs must be diffused in under 20 minutes.

2786
03:15:04,420 --> 03:15:06,760
Locate and disarm four viral bombs.

2787
03:15:07,060 --> 03:15:08,500
Reach the Freedom Memorial.

2788
03:15:09,280 --> 03:15:11,360
We're in Washington, D.C.

2789
03:15:11,460 --> 03:15:12,540
Freedom Memorial, man.

2790
03:15:12,600 --> 03:15:14,880
This is big time shit.

2791
03:15:15,500 --> 03:15:16,220
Watch out.

2792
03:15:16,740 --> 03:15:17,900
It's going to be explosive.

2793
03:15:18,060 --> 03:15:19,040
This is really explosive.

2794
03:15:19,120 --> 03:15:20,500
We're in the capital of America.

2795
03:15:20,800 --> 03:15:22,480
We're in the capital of America.

2796
03:15:22,580 --> 03:15:23,360
We've got guns.

2797
03:15:23,880 --> 03:15:24,720
There's terrorism.

2798
03:15:25,440 --> 03:15:27,660
It's two years before 9-11.

2799
03:15:27,960 --> 03:15:30,100
Back when terrorists were gentlemen.

2800
03:15:31,280 --> 03:15:34,040
Back when you knew where you stood with these guys.

2801
03:15:34,100 --> 03:15:34,540
Look at that.

2802
03:15:35,220 --> 03:15:36,580
This is a stealth mission.

2803
03:15:38,580 --> 03:15:43,580
Whip out the SVD and let's go poppin' skulls because...

2804
03:15:43,580 --> 03:15:46,060
Have we got night vision goggles?

2805
03:15:47,400 --> 03:15:48,780
I thought we had night vision.

2806
03:15:49,460 --> 03:15:50,660
If I remember correctly.

2807
03:15:52,420 --> 03:15:54,420
You can get night vision in one of the games.

2808
03:15:54,420 --> 03:15:55,500
Or is that Sam Fisher?

2809
03:15:55,500 --> 03:15:56,900
Fisher Price.

2810
03:15:57,800 --> 03:15:58,520
Watch this.

2811
03:15:59,580 --> 03:16:00,000
Yes!

2812
03:16:00,680 --> 03:16:01,380
It was...

2813
03:16:01,380 --> 03:16:02,140
It was that easy.

2814
03:16:02,800 --> 03:16:05,100
Maybe I should have just taken him out with the...

2815
03:16:05,100 --> 03:16:07,900
Pistel.

2816
03:16:15,900 --> 03:16:16,960
Bad news, Gabe.

2817
03:16:17,220 --> 03:16:18,600
You have alerted Interpol.

2818
03:16:19,460 --> 03:16:23,060
They have a file on you the size of a mountaintop.

2819
03:16:24,120 --> 03:16:26,120
You need to get the hell out of there fast.

2820
03:16:26,220 --> 03:16:27,440
They're looking into your past.

2821
03:16:27,800 --> 03:16:29,800
They found old tweets that you've sent.

2822
03:16:30,580 --> 03:16:31,300
But it's 90...

2823
03:16:31,300 --> 03:16:32,300
But it's 1999.

2824
03:16:33,180 --> 03:16:34,760
Twitter hasn't been invented yet.

2825
03:16:35,220 --> 03:16:36,000
It doesn't matter.

2826
03:16:36,000 --> 03:16:37,740
They looked into the future, Gabe.

2827
03:16:38,220 --> 03:16:41,860
They found out that you were tweeting about something really bad.

2828
03:16:42,040 --> 03:16:44,440
You were retweeting pictures of Justin Trudeau.

2829
03:16:44,860 --> 03:16:47,200
Who had brown makeup on at the time, Gabe.

2830
03:16:47,800 --> 03:16:48,140
No.

2831
03:16:48,540 --> 03:16:49,900
I was only retweeting that.

2832
03:16:50,140 --> 03:16:52,000
It was a left-wing Guardian article.

2833
03:16:52,360 --> 03:16:53,100
I didn't mean...

2834
03:16:53,100 --> 03:16:54,940
It wasn't meant in a right-wing way.

2835
03:16:55,340 --> 03:16:56,480
It doesn't matter, Gabe.

2836
03:16:56,860 --> 03:16:59,080
Interpol have sweeped your future tweets.

2837
03:16:59,440 --> 03:17:01,020
They found something questionable.

2838
03:17:01,440 --> 03:17:03,460
And now we have to destroy your head.

2839
03:17:03,460 --> 03:17:12,160
Interpol are doing a sweep of your mama's house right now.

2840
03:17:12,420 --> 03:17:14,880
They've found 15 CBD cartridges.

2841
03:17:15,460 --> 03:17:19,040
Which you purchased from Castle Bar.

2842
03:17:19,540 --> 03:17:23,500
You were in Castle Bar and you bought 15 CBD cartridges.

2843
03:17:24,100 --> 03:17:25,300
But wait, Leon.

2844
03:17:26,020 --> 03:17:27,220
CBD is legal.

2845
03:17:27,620 --> 03:17:30,340
There is no psychoactive properties to that.

2846
03:17:30,660 --> 03:17:31,840
It doesn't matter, Gabe.

2847
03:17:31,980 --> 03:17:39,140
It's still part of the major Illuminati plan to legalize marijuana.

2848
03:17:39,620 --> 03:17:44,140
To make sure that all children are indoctrinated with CBD as safe rhetoric.

2849
03:17:44,400 --> 03:17:47,600
So that they start to move on from CBD to THC.

2850
03:17:48,020 --> 03:17:49,620
That was the stepping stone.

2851
03:17:49,840 --> 03:17:50,940
And you fell for it, Gabe.

2852
03:17:51,260 --> 03:17:53,000
Your mama has been arrested too.

2853
03:17:53,700 --> 03:17:55,420
Leave my mom out of this.

2854
03:17:55,800 --> 03:17:56,940
Leave my mom out of this.

2855
03:17:58,060 --> 03:17:59,180
We can't.

2856
03:17:59,420 --> 03:18:02,000
Interpol has also done a sweep of her Twitter.

2857
03:18:02,620 --> 03:18:04,540
It looks like she sent a tweet.

2858
03:18:06,760 --> 03:18:09,500
She also sent multiple tweets.

2859
03:18:10,060 --> 03:18:14,580
Which championed Donald Trump in 2016.

2860
03:18:14,960 --> 03:18:16,020
But it's 1999.

2861
03:18:16,500 --> 03:18:17,460
It doesn't matter.

2862
03:18:20,700 --> 03:18:25,400
Your mom has been executed by Special Forces Unit Foxhound.

2863
03:18:26,080 --> 03:18:26,420
Wait.

2864
03:18:27,000 --> 03:18:27,920
That can't happen.

2865
03:18:28,680 --> 03:18:28,980
They're...

2866
03:18:28,980 --> 03:18:29,300
They're...

2867
03:18:29,300 --> 03:18:29,860
They're...

2868
03:18:29,860 --> 03:18:29,860
That...

2869
03:18:29,860 --> 03:18:31,960
She had nothing to do with that.

2870
03:18:32,340 --> 03:18:33,440
It doesn't matter, Gabe.

2871
03:18:33,540 --> 03:18:34,960
You need to finish this mission now.

2872
03:18:35,040 --> 03:18:35,900
The clock is ticking.

2873
03:18:37,260 --> 03:18:38,340
Future crime.

2874
03:18:38,520 --> 03:18:40,060
That's gonna be the new one soon enough.

2875
03:18:40,160 --> 03:18:41,220
Fucking future crime.

2876
03:18:41,860 --> 03:18:42,800
Gotta watch out, man.

2877
03:18:46,500 --> 03:18:47,180
She said...

2878
03:18:47,180 --> 03:18:48,680
She said the new...

2879
03:18:48,680 --> 03:18:51,520
She said the new Joker movie is good.

2880
03:18:51,620 --> 03:18:52,320
She's dangerous.

2881
03:18:52,320 --> 03:18:55,500
She said the new Joker movie is good.

2882
03:18:55,500 --> 03:18:56,440
She's dangerous.

2883
03:18:56,440 --> 03:19:03,520
She said the new Joker movie is good.

2884
03:19:03,520 --> 03:19:07,520
She said the new Joker movie is good.

2885
03:19:07,520 --> 03:19:10,200
We're not gonna do this mission.

2886
03:19:10,300 --> 03:19:11,160
We're not gonna do this mission.

2887
03:19:11,340 --> 03:19:12,540
I've got a Dragunov.

2888
03:19:12,660 --> 03:19:13,880
I've got an SVD.

2889
03:19:14,080 --> 03:19:15,000
I've got...

2890
03:19:15,000 --> 03:19:16,840
Which is a type of gun.

2891
03:19:17,160 --> 03:19:18,440
It sounds like an STD.

2892
03:19:18,600 --> 03:19:19,560
That's not the case.

2893
03:19:21,220 --> 03:19:21,740
And...

2894
03:19:21,740 --> 03:19:24,960
And I have the Taser as well.

2895
03:19:25,680 --> 03:19:26,840
Tommy Lee Taser.

2896
03:19:27,620 --> 03:19:29,860
I'm going to change the name to Tommy Lee Taser.

2897
03:19:30,000 --> 03:19:34,940
Next Tuesday, we're gonna huff massive clouds of CBD oil.

2898
03:19:35,540 --> 03:19:37,240
Outside your mommy's house.

2899
03:19:37,240 --> 03:19:39,760
In the United States of America.

2900
03:19:39,760 --> 03:19:41,600
Because that's where your mommy lives.

2901
03:19:42,260 --> 03:19:45,540
And after that, I'm changing my name to Tommy Lee Taser.

2902
03:19:46,000 --> 03:19:46,940
You're all invited.

2903
03:19:47,940 --> 03:19:48,980
None of you are welcome.

2904
03:19:50,260 --> 03:19:52,080
And it's gonna be a shocking...

2905
03:19:52,080 --> 03:19:53,700
It's gonna be a shocking experience.

2906
03:19:55,020 --> 03:19:57,640
I'm picking up an emergency call from CBDC.

2907
03:19:57,920 --> 03:19:58,180
Yeah.

2908
03:19:59,340 --> 03:19:59,940
Tell me.

2909
03:19:59,940 --> 03:20:01,820
We have a hostage situation near the tennis courts.

2910
03:20:02,040 --> 03:20:02,520
Can you help?

2911
03:20:02,900 --> 03:20:03,220
No.

2912
03:20:03,480 --> 03:20:04,240
No, I can't.

2913
03:20:04,380 --> 03:20:04,620
Bye-bye.

2914
03:20:06,080 --> 03:20:06,900
I'm busy.

2915
03:20:07,460 --> 03:20:08,000
Tennis courts.

2916
03:20:08,080 --> 03:20:09,100
Let's get to the tennis courts.

2917
03:20:09,580 --> 03:20:11,280
We've got an amazing...

2918
03:20:11,280 --> 03:20:12,100
In memorial...

2919
03:20:12,940 --> 03:20:14,300
In memoriam.

2920
03:20:14,800 --> 03:20:15,100
In memoriam.

2921
03:20:16,300 --> 03:20:17,100
Which is a memorandum.

2922
03:20:17,840 --> 03:20:18,100
A memorial.

2923
03:20:19,380 --> 03:20:22,500
For everyone who shot people to death in a war.

2924
03:20:23,060 --> 03:20:25,460
We need to honor the men who killed other men.

2925
03:20:25,760 --> 03:20:28,800
Because they are the saviors of our lives.

2926
03:20:28,800 --> 03:20:29,660
CBDC has the signal.

2927
03:20:29,880 --> 03:20:30,580
They're on their way.

2928
03:20:30,820 --> 03:20:31,440
Stand by.

2929
03:20:33,720 --> 03:20:34,240
Tennis.

2930
03:20:34,460 --> 03:20:35,420
Let's play some tennis.

2931
03:20:37,380 --> 03:20:38,360
Look at this now.

2932
03:20:54,980 --> 03:20:55,500
Gabe.

2933
03:20:56,240 --> 03:20:56,720
Gabe.

2934
03:20:56,860 --> 03:20:58,780
We've just got news.

2935
03:20:58,900 --> 03:21:01,840
The Interpol have looked through your future files.

2936
03:21:01,840 --> 03:21:05,220
They found that you watched a Jeffrey Epstein documentary.

2937
03:21:05,620 --> 03:21:08,600
And afterwards, you googled Epstein Island.

2938
03:21:09,580 --> 03:21:10,240
JPEGs.

2939
03:21:10,620 --> 03:21:11,340
Hi-res.

2940
03:21:12,080 --> 03:21:15,200
The feds want to know why and what you were going to do with that information.

2941
03:21:15,440 --> 03:21:17,220
Please report back to us soon.

2942
03:21:17,500 --> 03:21:19,200
Your mommy has been incarcerated.

2943
03:21:22,380 --> 03:21:23,920
It says somewhere here.

2944
03:21:24,060 --> 03:21:25,360
It says somewhere, Gabe.

2945
03:21:26,040 --> 03:21:32,080
The CBDI have said that you smoked CBD with Jeffrey Epstein in his mansion.

2946
03:21:33,120 --> 03:21:35,000
On his mansion island.

2947
03:21:36,960 --> 03:21:39,720
Whilst watching CBBs.

2948
03:21:42,560 --> 03:21:43,360
Come on.

2949
03:21:44,640 --> 03:21:45,460
Come on.

2950
03:21:46,100 --> 03:21:47,240
Night vision rifle taken.

2951
03:21:47,340 --> 03:21:47,860
Let's do it.

2952
03:21:48,860 --> 03:21:50,100
We have the night vision rifle.

2953
03:21:50,200 --> 03:21:50,640
Here we go.

2954
03:21:51,340 --> 03:21:51,860
NVD.

2955
03:21:51,860 --> 03:21:53,780
No targets available.

2956
03:21:56,700 --> 03:21:57,360
Here we go.

2957
03:21:57,420 --> 03:21:57,860
Look at this.

2958
03:22:05,460 --> 03:22:05,900
Gabe.

2959
03:22:06,040 --> 03:22:08,460
You need to get to Epstein's island fast.

2960
03:22:08,920 --> 03:22:09,920
It's 1999.

2961
03:22:10,380 --> 03:22:11,860
Epstein still is at large.

2962
03:22:12,020 --> 03:22:14,860
And he's actually in his wonder years at the moment.

2963
03:22:15,180 --> 03:22:16,320
You need to put an end to this.

2964
03:22:16,520 --> 03:22:17,400
We're going to...

2965
03:22:17,400 --> 03:22:18,400
We are going to...

2966
03:22:18,400 --> 03:22:19,200
There's a blimp.

2967
03:22:19,680 --> 03:22:21,920
We're going to airdrop you onto Epstein's island.

2968
03:22:22,560 --> 03:22:24,860
But you need to wear blacked out swimming goggles.

2969
03:22:25,040 --> 03:22:26,640
Because you're not allowed to see anything.

2970
03:22:28,800 --> 03:22:30,620
How will I defeat Epstein?

2971
03:22:31,760 --> 03:22:32,200
Simple.

2972
03:22:32,640 --> 03:22:36,040
All you do is shoot wildly with your gun when you land.

2973
03:22:36,960 --> 03:22:39,220
When will I be able to take off the swimming goggles?

2974
03:22:40,140 --> 03:22:40,580
Never.

2975
03:22:40,940 --> 03:22:41,720
Never, Gabe.

2976
03:22:42,620 --> 03:22:43,700
We will pick you back.

2977
03:22:43,740 --> 03:22:45,640
We'll pick you up after the job is done.

2978
03:22:45,640 --> 03:22:46,880
Best of luck.

2979
03:22:48,780 --> 03:22:49,640
You'll need it.

2980
03:23:08,020 --> 03:23:08,780
Tennis courts.

2981
03:23:13,640 --> 03:23:14,460
Situation room.

2982
03:23:15,120 --> 03:23:16,260
Situation over.

2983
03:23:19,020 --> 03:23:20,080
I have no health.

2984
03:23:21,720 --> 03:23:22,980
CBDC has the signal.

2985
03:23:23,240 --> 03:23:23,900
They're on their way.

2986
03:23:24,180 --> 03:23:24,780
Stand by.

2987
03:23:26,060 --> 03:23:28,960
We've reports that Jeffrey Epstein has stolen your mommy.

2988
03:23:29,620 --> 03:23:33,180
And he's holding her captive on his sexual island.

2989
03:23:33,680 --> 03:23:36,260
We need to get back your mommy fast.

2990
03:23:36,920 --> 03:23:43,760
I have no time at stop terrorists, but Gabe this is your mommy. We're talking about your mommy gave birth to you

2991
03:23:43,760 --> 03:23:49,800
You need to protect her at all costs. She has the relevant information about tweets that you sent in the future

2992
03:23:54,160 --> 03:23:59,460
Jeffrey Epstein has popcorn long. Oh, I killed my man

2993
03:24:03,720 --> 03:24:10,360
We have reports that your mommy is huffing CBD clouds with Jeffrey Epstein on his island in

2994
03:24:11,520 --> 03:24:16,000
1999 two years before two years prior to 9/11 and

2995
03:24:18,240 --> 03:24:25,300
15 years before CBD became a mess mass market product repeat mass market product

2996
03:24:26,160 --> 03:24:32,540
Approach your mommy with caution. You need to approach it with caution and a shotgun best luck Gabe

2997
03:24:32,540 --> 03:24:37,680
The country the country waits with bated breath

2998
03:24:41,300 --> 03:24:48,020
Jeffrey eggstein is on his island. He's cooking scrambled poached and eggs over easy at the moment

2999
03:24:48,020 --> 03:24:50,500
You need to get in there with a spoon and start eating

3000
03:24:55,500 --> 03:24:58,460
Jeffrey Epstein has planted five bombs across

3001
03:24:59,640 --> 03:25:04,340
Washington DC Park a man in a hazmat suit is going to disarm them now

3002
03:25:05,220 --> 03:25:12,080
You want to know what the kicker is? That's not a man in the hazmat. It's your mommy. She's under gun. She's under gun control

3003
03:25:13,380 --> 03:25:15,700
Jeffrey Epstein has a gun to your mommy's head

3004
03:25:16,260 --> 03:25:16,640
Ah!

3005
03:25:30,380 --> 03:25:31,480
Fucking hell.

3006
03:25:34,640 --> 03:25:38,000
We've got a 595, no target available.

3007
03:25:38,420 --> 03:25:42,900
45 caliber bullet rounds are being shot fast and hard out of a glockenspiel.

3008
03:25:43,440 --> 03:25:47,820
Your mother went to Germany to pick up a glockenspiel.

3009
03:25:48,520 --> 03:25:53,000
Then she found out a gunsmith who would modify it into a shooting mechanism machine.

3010
03:25:53,460 --> 03:25:56,820
Every time that baby gets played, another bullet gets sprayed.

3011
03:25:57,480 --> 03:25:58,440
You better watch out.

3012
03:25:58,440 --> 03:26:00,980
The police are watching you. Big brother too.

3013
03:26:02,500 --> 03:26:04,740
The year is 1999, Gabe.

3014
03:26:05,300 --> 03:26:07,600
Mark Zuckerberg is still in infancy.

3015
03:26:08,000 --> 03:26:10,980
We need to go back in time and destroy his capsule.

3016
03:26:11,520 --> 03:26:12,180
Do you read me?

3017
03:26:12,840 --> 03:26:13,540
Who is this?

3018
03:26:14,260 --> 03:26:16,140
Who is Mark Zuckerberg?

3019
03:26:16,560 --> 03:26:18,720
You don't know him yet, but he's the future Hitler.

3020
03:26:19,220 --> 03:26:26,000
He's going to devise a way to keep everybody in a digital box for a long time.

3021
03:26:30,220 --> 03:26:31,500
Where am I going, man?

3022
03:26:32,140 --> 03:26:32,840
Oh yeah, there's more boys.

3023
03:26:39,020 --> 03:26:39,980
Fucking hell, man.

3024
03:26:42,240 --> 03:26:48,120
We need to go back in time to prevent the hatching, the egg hatching of Mark Zuckerberg.

3025
03:26:48,120 --> 03:26:52,440
We have found the zygote inside Mark Zuckerberg's former mommy.

3026
03:26:53,160 --> 03:27:04,340
Jeffrey Epstein has expressed major league interest in the zygote, which encases and encapsulates Mark Zuckerberg.

3027
03:27:05,620 --> 03:27:10,660
We've got a 557 two-wave communication coming through here.

3028
03:27:10,880 --> 03:27:13,580
What we got to do is send you to Epstein's Island.

3029
03:27:14,280 --> 03:27:18,740
Once you arrive, you'll watch two movies.

3030
03:27:18,900 --> 03:27:20,040
One, Uncle Buck.

3031
03:27:20,480 --> 03:27:24,720
Two, good guy, hear no evil, see no evil.

3032
03:27:24,920 --> 03:27:29,180
Featuring that guy who died who was in Charlie and the Chocolate Machine.

3033
03:27:31,080 --> 03:27:32,480
And the other guy.

3034
03:27:32,860 --> 03:27:33,680
I can't remember.

3035
03:27:34,120 --> 03:27:36,600
He was the comedian who set himself on fire.

3036
03:27:37,500 --> 03:27:42,660
Once you've watched those movies, you need to huff five clouds.

3037
03:27:42,920 --> 03:27:44,040
And you've killed Epstein.

3038
03:27:44,580 --> 03:27:48,360
You need to huff five clouds of CBD gas.

3039
03:27:48,980 --> 03:27:54,980
When we see the CBD clouds above Epstein's secret sex island, we will know to pick you up.

3040
03:27:55,380 --> 03:27:58,300
Then you'll be transported back to your place of birth.

3041
03:27:58,300 --> 03:28:02,140
Why? Because your mommy has been concocting bombs.

3042
03:28:02,620 --> 03:28:04,460
Okay? Let's do this.

3043
03:28:11,580 --> 03:28:12,780
See no evil.

3044
03:28:13,580 --> 03:28:15,760
See no evil, hear no evil.

3045
03:28:17,760 --> 03:28:22,620
We need to send you back in time to prevent Richard Pryor from setting himself on fire again, Gabe.

3046
03:28:23,120 --> 03:28:24,600
Have you got a fire extinguisher?

3047
03:28:25,720 --> 03:28:28,540
We've got two guys in hazmat suits.

3048
03:28:30,960 --> 03:28:31,940
And a bomby.

3049
03:28:34,720 --> 03:28:37,420
Watch out for the CBD guys, Gabe.

3050
03:28:41,420 --> 03:28:43,420
Oh

3051
03:29:09,300 --> 03:29:11,300
Epstein's oval-shaped lad

3052
03:29:12,240 --> 03:29:14,240
We need to go back Gabe

3053
03:29:14,780 --> 03:29:18,700
the CIA the FDA the FBI and

3054
03:29:19,980 --> 03:29:24,540
New York Manhattan Port Authority have looked into your future tweets

3055
03:29:25,180 --> 03:29:27,180
They've found out

3056
03:29:27,300 --> 03:29:33,760
Numerous things about you. We are going to look they've clicked on your profile and then they clicked on another link

3057
03:29:33,760 --> 03:29:37,480
You had a link in your Twitter district description for your Instagram

3058
03:29:38,360 --> 03:29:41,600
The feds have clicked on that link Gabe in the future

3059
03:29:41,720 --> 03:29:46,840
They have found out that you when they went to the Instagram account in that description for that account

3060
03:29:46,880 --> 03:29:51,280
They had a you had a link for your Facebook. They visited your Facebook Gabe

3061
03:29:52,640 --> 03:29:54,640
They want to know more about you

3062
03:29:55,640 --> 03:29:57,640
They've found out numerous

3063
03:29:58,340 --> 03:30:01,980
Informational things about you Gabe. They want to send you back in time

3064
03:30:02,780 --> 03:30:07,140
First to destroy the zygote which in which includes

3065
03:30:09,740 --> 03:30:11,740
Adolf Hitler's

3066
03:30:11,740 --> 03:30:23,220
Spermatozoa we need you need to harvest the spermatozoa bring it to the future and then create future Hitler only to destroy him with an

3067
03:30:23,360 --> 03:30:27,300
800 pound megaton bomb do you read me once this is done?

3068
03:30:27,300 --> 03:30:33,660
We need to send you back in time again this time to 1984 New York Manhattan

3069
03:30:34,180 --> 03:30:36,200
There's gonna be a party with Donald Trump

3070
03:30:36,820 --> 03:30:44,720
Jeffrey Epstein and the Clintons you need to cut off Epstein's penis and feed it to Bill Bill will do this he's used to this

3071
03:30:45,440 --> 03:30:49,740
Next up Hillary bring her into the back room with Donald Trump

3072
03:30:50,580 --> 03:30:54,020
Film them as they go at it then leave the room immediately

3073
03:30:56,040 --> 03:31:03,780
The the tape will be wired back via interlink to Interpol who were based out on a mission in Shadow Moses Island on a

3074
03:31:04,440 --> 03:31:06,840
The submarine unit type thing out there

3075
03:31:07,580 --> 03:31:13,140
Once you've done that you can go home and get some rest. You're gonna be tired after all that stuff Gabe

3076
03:31:15,000 --> 03:31:19,960
Once that's done we're gonna see you in subway. We've got a foot long sub waiting for you

3077
03:31:19,960 --> 03:31:26,660
It's a meatball marinara. Do you think you've got the chops to handle that Gabe? I don't think so

3078
03:31:28,520 --> 03:31:37,800
We need you to take a five hour lunch in order to clear five meatball marinara's it's gonna be king of the iron stomach tournament

3079
03:31:39,060 --> 03:31:41,060
Fuck no

3080
03:31:46,000 --> 03:31:49,840
Gabe Interpol Interpol are into your b-ball

3081
03:31:49,840 --> 03:31:54,160
Bebo account Gabe they want to know why your flashbox is on autoplay

3082
03:32:00,320 --> 03:32:08,880
Once that's done it's straight back to Dublin where you're gonna be changing your name from Gabe to Gabe Logan to gay burn

3083
03:32:09,200 --> 03:32:12,740
You will then host the late late show for 20 years

3084
03:32:13,520 --> 03:32:21,020
You'll enter you interview a various a vast array of guests the show will be more than your average talk show okay Gabe

3085
03:32:21,440 --> 03:32:25,940
You're gonna intersperse heavy-handed subject matter social issues of the day

3086
03:32:26,480 --> 03:32:30,700
plus light-hearted chitchat with shit celebrities and

3087
03:32:31,820 --> 03:32:38,200
People you people who don't have any relevance outside the island of Ireland you understand me?

3088
03:32:38,200 --> 03:32:42,520
Yeah, but how much is that good how much am I gonna get paid for that?

3089
03:32:42,520 --> 03:32:49,640
You're gonna be paid more than the president of the United States of America what you serious just for talking to like stupid?

3090
03:32:49,640 --> 03:32:55,540
Celebrities and shit on a couch on on RT television? I'm gonna be paid more than the man who runs the world?

3091
03:32:55,880 --> 03:32:59,320
Yeah, I know it's it sounds stupid, but it's actually a reality

3092
03:33:00,120 --> 03:33:01,980
$900,000 a year.

3093
03:33:02,260 --> 03:33:03,360
It's the boom time.

3094
03:33:03,680 --> 03:33:07,240
Celtic Tiger Ireland is going to fawn all over you, Gabe.

3095
03:33:08,080 --> 03:33:09,220
Remember that.

3096
03:33:09,840 --> 03:33:11,660
Da-da-da-da-da.

3097
03:33:12,020 --> 03:33:14,100
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

3098
03:33:14,700 --> 03:33:15,440
Ba-da-da.

3099
03:33:15,700 --> 03:33:45,700
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

3100
03:33:45,700 --> 03:33:52,640
count to eat anything I want and then have my gastronomical stupid stomach removed in order to

3101
03:33:52,640 --> 03:33:59,080
decrease my own weight and also to live healthier long lasting lifetime. Gabe, it sounds like you're

3102
03:33:59,080 --> 03:34:05,400
talking absolute ring. Is that true? I don't know. I don't I don't have a clue at this stage. Epstein,

3103
03:34:05,540 --> 03:34:11,760
you're going to interview Jeffrey Epstein on the Late Late Show in 1995, long before he was suspected

3104
03:34:11,760 --> 03:34:26,360
of running a sex traffic ring out to his stupid island. Gabe, Jeffrey Epstein's island has just had

3105
03:34:26,360 --> 03:34:33,680
a television studio built into it so you can present the Late Late Show from his island. Do you

3106
03:34:33,680 --> 03:34:41,140
understand that? It's very, it's very far-fetched, but yes, I understand and I'm gonna, I'm gonna do

3107
03:34:41,140 --> 03:34:45,480
everything to the best of my abilities. I'm gonna shoot guys with a snipe rifle who are two meters

3108
03:34:45,480 --> 03:34:58,320
away from me. For fuck's sake! Are you serious? Are you serious?

3109
03:35:10,520 --> 03:35:40,360
Alright, reload, reload your, your gun. Doesn't even have a map, or I do. I'm going the wrong way. So we go to the statue, turn around, and we take a right at the statue.

3110
03:35:40,360 --> 03:36:10,340
Gabe, five Epsteins have passed since the last full moon. When the next moon rises, Jeffrey Epstein will return with a pair of angel wings. It'll be your duty to try and take him out of the sky. He's going to be hovering all over the west coast of Ireland. He's going to be frequenting

3111
03:36:10,340 --> 03:36:29,740
pubs in pubs in Westport, Newport, and to a lesser extent, uh, in a scrone. We will be watching you live and exclusively from a satellite tower just 15 clicks north of your current position location, which is in Washington, D.C. area. Do you read me?

3112
03:36:30,680 --> 03:36:38,200
I read you loud and clear. Jeffrey Epstein has intel on you. We need to destroy him. Go back in time, destroy him fast and hard.

3113
03:36:46,680 --> 03:37:12,400
Robert Maxwell has been killed. Robert Maxwell is dead. His former lover and daughter, Jislein, is still alive and on the loose somewhere in Klazlakistan. We're going to airdrop you in the dead of night, 0400 hours. We're going to lead you. Once there, you have to meet up with the Taliban. We're still in full flight in 1995. Remember this.

3114
03:37:12,680 --> 03:37:30,860
This is only six years before the Twin Towers got shedong-donged by the Afghanistan boys. Remember that. But what? I thought the 19 hijackers were Saudi Arabes? Were Saudis? Were Saudis? I thought the 19 hijackers were Saudis? Yeah, that's right.

3115
03:37:31,020 --> 03:37:38,320
But you didn't know that they had laptops on them from 2016, which belonged to Afghanistani Talibanis.

3116
03:37:43,220 --> 03:37:51,300
Okay, we need to keep going. Go ahead and then turn right. So right, left. Just follow the path. Follow the path.

3117
03:37:54,840 --> 03:38:02,300
We have intel. We have intel on Jislein Maxwell. She's coming at you hard and fast in a paraglider.

3118
03:38:04,040 --> 03:38:09,100
Jeffrey Epstein's angel wings have regrown again. You sawed them off with a hacksaw.

3119
03:38:09,600 --> 03:38:16,080
There was a lot of blood, but he's actually regenerated. He's like an earthworm. You need to cut him off at the saddle.

3120
03:38:16,620 --> 03:38:22,460
Where's his saddle? His penis. It's unfortunate, but that's where you're going to have to go.

3121
03:38:22,920 --> 03:38:26,280
You're going to have to trick him into taking his pants off, Gabe. I don't know how to...

3122
03:38:26,280 --> 03:38:29,280
But how do I do that? It's simple. Visit his island.

3123
03:38:33,420 --> 03:38:35,360
CBDC has failed.

3124
03:38:35,740 --> 03:38:36,740
You're fucking serious?

3125
03:38:36,740 --> 03:38:36,940
You're fucking serious?

3126
03:38:36,940 --> 03:38:51,040
We're okay. We're okay. We're okay.

3127
03:38:51,040 --> 03:38:51,100
We're okay.

3128
03:39:05,440 --> 03:39:10,240
We've still got 15 minutes left, Leon, to destroy Jeffrey Epstein's oval office.

3129
03:39:10,240 --> 03:39:15,400
They have an uplink dish. It's somewhere in the park. If you can find it, give me a connection. I can locate their trigger ramp.

3130
03:39:20,020 --> 03:39:25,360
You need to get access. You need to gain access to Jeffrey Epstein's crotch in order to destroy his penis.

3131
03:39:25,640 --> 03:39:27,740
Go back in time, destroy Jeffrey Epstein's penis.

3132
03:39:28,580 --> 03:39:30,840
How do I do that? Simple, Gabe.

3133
03:39:31,100 --> 03:39:34,580
You need to dress up as a teenage girl, but that's not possible.

3134
03:39:34,880 --> 03:39:36,220
I'm a man with facial hair.

3135
03:39:36,700 --> 03:39:37,500
Shave it off, Gabe.

3136
03:39:38,100 --> 03:39:44,720
If you look to the left of you in the Washington, D.C. park, you'll find two razor blades and a can of Gillette, Gabe.

3137
03:39:45,180 --> 03:39:46,960
Go... Just... Just do it fast.

3138
03:39:47,800 --> 03:39:48,940
There's no hot water here.

3139
03:39:49,120 --> 03:39:51,340
You're going to have to use cold rainwater, Gabe.

3140
03:39:51,720 --> 03:39:53,560
What if I hurt and cut myself shaving?

3141
03:39:53,820 --> 03:39:55,260
That's your own problem, Gabe.

3142
03:39:58,340 --> 03:39:58,680
Leon.

3143
03:39:58,680 --> 03:39:58,680
Leon.

3144
03:39:58,680 --> 03:40:01,680
Any chance you could drop in a care package of...

3145
03:40:01,680 --> 03:40:05,180
...Map... Gillette Mach 3 razor blades?

3146
03:40:06,180 --> 03:40:07,800
I seen the advert there.

3147
03:40:07,980 --> 03:40:08,680
I seen an advert...

3148
03:40:09,240 --> 03:40:10,300
There we go.

3149
03:40:10,360 --> 03:40:14,460
I seen the commercial for Gillette Mach 3 razor blades last Tuesday weekday.

3150
03:40:14,680 --> 03:40:16,340
It featured Thierry Henry.

3151
03:40:16,340 --> 03:40:18,400
I don't know who the fuck he is, but he's a...

3152
03:40:18,400 --> 03:40:20,760
He's a football guy.

3153
03:40:21,240 --> 03:40:23,440
He's a football guy from France, right?

3154
03:40:23,860 --> 03:40:25,960
Plays that soccer game that nobody likes.

3155
03:40:26,280 --> 03:40:27,100
Yeah, that's right.

3156
03:40:27,480 --> 03:40:32,660
Apparently, you can use those Gillette razor blades to shave your face to make your face look more female.

3157
03:40:33,080 --> 03:40:37,660
Once that's done, you just have to stick on a dress and then go and find Jeffrey Epstein.

3158
03:40:37,900 --> 03:40:39,540
He'll be waiting on his island, Gabe.

3159
03:40:39,900 --> 03:40:42,420
We've got five... The country is waiting for you.

3160
03:40:44,040 --> 03:40:46,860
A nation's hopes and fears are waiting on you, Gabe.

3161
03:40:47,160 --> 03:40:48,640
Please do this fast.

3162
03:40:53,760 --> 03:40:56,140
You need... You need breast implants, Gabe.

3163
03:40:56,140 --> 03:40:59,840
Where did he come from?

3164
03:41:00,260 --> 03:41:05,140
Where did... Why does it restart at the checkpoint and there's a man just trying to...

3165
03:41:06,280 --> 03:41:09,880
And how do I get health?

3166
03:41:10,040 --> 03:41:11,980
Where's the health in this situation?

3167
03:41:13,500 --> 03:41:15,220
We've got a hostage situation.

3168
03:41:15,380 --> 03:41:17,680
It's a 5-9-7-9-2-way, okay?

3169
03:41:18,100 --> 03:41:20,500
Make sure you bring a 2-way and a 5-way.

3170
03:41:23,980 --> 03:41:29,940
Jeff... Gabe. Jeff Epstein is making everyone root beer floats on the south side of the island.

3171
03:41:30,600 --> 03:41:37,360
The blimp will drop you and the industrial sand blaster on the north side.

3172
03:41:38,100 --> 03:41:41,620
Gabe... Gabe... Gabe.

3173
03:41:42,800 --> 03:41:43,520
Gabe Byrne.

3174
03:41:45,860 --> 03:41:49,060
Gabe, make sure you have to... You're running out of time, Gabe.

3175
03:41:49,420 --> 03:41:55,640
You need to get back to Ireland and change your name by depot from Gabe Logan to Gabriel Byrne.

3176
03:41:56,340 --> 03:42:00,040
From there, you will act in numerous Hollywood films.

3177
03:42:00,040 --> 03:42:04,460
But you will never really be a great big actor, but you will be big enough.

3178
03:42:05,100 --> 03:42:08,380
You won't be as big as Liam Neeson, but you will still be big enough.

3179
03:42:09,380 --> 03:42:12,260
After that's done and you've acted in those movie parts,

3180
03:42:12,460 --> 03:42:20,780
What we need you to do is go back to Ireland again and change your name by depot from Gabriel Byrne to Gabe Byrne.

3181
03:42:21,000 --> 03:42:28,200
Which is an amalgamation of your former name and that of the Irish television presenter, producer, and host.

3182
03:42:29,020 --> 03:42:32,260
Once that has happened, you need to realize the error of your ways,

3183
03:42:32,360 --> 03:42:36,380
go back to the office and ask them to change your name Gabe to Gay.

3184
03:42:36,940 --> 03:42:37,960
But that sounds gay.

3185
03:42:38,300 --> 03:42:39,180
It doesn't matter.

3186
03:42:39,320 --> 03:42:41,480
That's a perfectly legitimate name.

3187
03:42:41,700 --> 03:42:44,660
And also, you're a fully-fledged heterosexual man.

3188
03:42:45,160 --> 03:42:46,500
Don't forget that.

3189
03:42:48,080 --> 03:42:49,840
Okay, so my new name is Gay.

3190
03:42:50,880 --> 03:42:52,220
My new name is Gay.

3191
03:42:52,660 --> 03:42:53,240
Now what?

3192
03:42:53,620 --> 03:42:56,580
We need to send you back to school with the name Gay.

3193
03:42:57,040 --> 03:42:58,080
But what happens then?

3194
03:42:58,140 --> 03:43:00,020
I'm gonna be bullied for having the name Gay.

3195
03:43:00,220 --> 03:43:01,200
Don't worry about it.

3196
03:43:01,280 --> 03:43:05,920
It will- it's character building and you'll be- you'll grow up to be a stronger man.

3197
03:43:06,680 --> 03:43:07,680
Okay, let's do it.

3198
03:43:08,920 --> 03:43:09,860
I'm in school.

3199
03:43:10,000 --> 03:43:10,860
What happens now?

3200
03:43:10,980 --> 03:43:12,720
You need to learn your ABCs, Gabe.

3201
03:43:14,600 --> 03:43:16,540
Why does it keep on failing me?

3202
03:43:16,740 --> 03:43:18,640
Why does it keep on failing me there?

3203
03:43:27,260 --> 03:43:51,680
Fuck.

3204
03:43:51,680 --> 03:43:55,000
45 bullets taken, baby.

3205
03:43:55,500 --> 03:43:57,620
45 bullets caught up on the chamber.

3206
03:44:08,560 --> 03:44:09,840
Jacob Rees-Mogg.

3207
03:44:09,840 --> 03:44:09,860
Jacob Rees-Mogg.

3208
03:44:09,920 --> 03:44:10,500
How are you?

3209
03:44:11,160 --> 03:44:16,060
It seems as though you've- welcome to the mainframe, baby.

3210
03:44:16,540 --> 03:44:18,180
It seems as though you've seen the light.

3211
03:44:18,700 --> 03:44:22,620
And you've dispensed with your bullshit conservative Tory rhetoric.

3212
03:44:23,140 --> 03:44:25,280
And you've finally come round to the snake.

3213
03:44:25,280 --> 03:44:28,500
Well, I want to say thank you very much.

3214
03:44:28,840 --> 03:44:31,520
And also, your man Cahill Morrissey.

3215
03:44:31,920 --> 03:44:33,000
Well, well, Cahill.

3216
03:44:33,300 --> 03:44:42,600
Seems like you've finally came round and your diagnostic gait subsystem has decided to switch on.

3217
03:44:43,160 --> 03:44:47,160
Well, all I want to say is thank you very much for your kind-hearted and generous tips.

3218
03:44:47,940 --> 03:44:49,360
It's amazing stuff.

3219
03:44:50,580 --> 03:44:52,680
Anaconda Jeezy as well in Heezy.

3220
03:44:53,540 --> 03:44:55,660
A very, very, very, very good musician.

3221
03:44:56,060 --> 03:45:04,000
And the lo-fi hip-hop soundscapes, which we're all looking forward to hearing more of, are amazing and should be plentiful.

3222
03:45:04,760 --> 03:45:05,660
Thank you very much.

3223
03:45:06,060 --> 03:45:11,320
From me, Epstein's future killer, to you.

3224
03:45:11,380 --> 03:45:12,420
Although he is dead.

3225
03:45:13,000 --> 03:45:13,800
To you.

3226
03:45:15,680 --> 03:45:17,420
I want to say thank you very much.

3227
03:45:18,400 --> 03:45:19,380
Now, we need to kill this.

3228
03:45:19,480 --> 03:45:20,740
We need to kill this guy.

3229
03:45:20,860 --> 03:45:24,780
There's a hostage situation in the car park in Washington, D.C. Plaza.

3230
03:45:25,980 --> 03:45:27,680
So we need to head there.

3231
03:45:30,900 --> 03:45:31,940
Jeffrey Eggstein.

3232
03:45:39,360 --> 03:45:39,800
Gabe.

3233
03:45:40,680 --> 03:45:46,160
Jeffrey Eggstein is destroying a small village in County Cary.

3234
03:45:46,640 --> 03:45:49,700
He is equipped with a 20-foot mech suit.

3235
03:45:50,540 --> 03:45:52,760
You must save them.

3236
03:45:53,060 --> 03:45:55,320
He's changed his name to Jeffrey Mechstein.

3237
03:45:55,940 --> 03:45:59,360
He's cooking up Tex-Mex food as we speak, Gabe.

3238
03:46:00,200 --> 03:46:06,160
He also has your mother in a headlock on his island simultaneously whilst defeating villages in Cary.

3239
03:46:06,600 --> 03:46:08,340
Please, please, please hurry fast.

3240
03:46:08,940 --> 03:46:10,640
Does anybody know what I do here?

3241
03:46:10,720 --> 03:46:15,500
Because, oh yeah, I need to use my SVD sniper rifle.

3242
03:46:21,940 --> 03:46:23,080
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

3243
03:46:23,420 --> 03:46:24,180
Right down here.

3244
03:46:28,260 --> 03:46:30,400
He's changed his name to Jim Kemi.

3245
03:46:30,400 --> 03:46:30,400
Jim Kemi.

3246
03:46:30,400 --> 03:46:30,480
Jim Kemi.

3247
03:46:30,480 --> 03:46:40,380
forward and then left.

3248
03:46:41,960 --> 03:46:45,460
Gabe, how is hosting the Late Late Show going?

3249
03:46:46,120 --> 03:46:52,880
Good, but it seems to be a regurgitation of just zealous celebrities and then the occasional hard-hitting story.

3250
03:46:53,380 --> 03:46:54,160
Don't worry, Gabe.

3251
03:46:54,240 --> 03:46:56,020
That's exactly what we want you to do.

3252
03:46:56,140 --> 03:47:01,040
Keep doing that for indefinite amount of years and you will receive an indefinite amount of pay.

3253
03:47:01,520 --> 03:47:03,400
But who's going to pay my extortionate wages?

3254
03:47:04,220 --> 03:47:05,480
Not the public.

3255
03:47:06,140 --> 03:47:07,820
Yeah, you got it in one, Gabe.

3256
03:47:08,940 --> 03:47:16,260
Each member of the public is going to be held hostage to a ransom fee of 125 euros a year or 50 euros a year.

3257
03:47:16,600 --> 03:47:18,060
What happens if they don't pay it?

3258
03:47:18,320 --> 03:47:20,460
They go to jail with rapists and murderers.

3259
03:47:20,860 --> 03:47:22,040
That doesn't sound right.

3260
03:47:22,400 --> 03:47:23,240
It's not right.

3261
03:47:23,400 --> 03:47:24,980
But it's the way things are, Gabe.

3262
03:47:25,120 --> 03:47:28,500
You got to keep going and do it harder and faster.

3263
03:47:38,320 --> 03:47:39,380
Okay, let's do this.

3264
03:47:39,460 --> 03:47:40,000
Let's do this.

3265
03:47:44,620 --> 03:47:47,320
Jeffrey Epstein has changed his name to Frank McCord.

3266
03:47:48,640 --> 03:47:52,500
Frank McCord has come back from the dead, Gabe.

3267
03:47:53,000 --> 03:47:55,480
He's changed his name to Frank McTennis Court.

3268
03:47:55,960 --> 03:47:59,500
He's currently in Flushing Meadows serving aces to Jerry Hannon.

3269
03:47:59,920 --> 03:48:04,740
Hannon is receiving each ace and spitting it back out at him.

3270
03:48:04,960 --> 03:48:06,400
It's an absolute scene.

3271
03:48:06,540 --> 03:48:08,060
You need to get down there fast.

3272
03:48:08,640 --> 03:48:11,640
In your sack, you'll find a Wilson Hammer tennis racket.

3273
03:48:12,440 --> 03:48:14,000
Signed by Pete Sampras.

3274
03:48:14,820 --> 03:48:16,340
Venus Williams is just...

3275
03:48:16,340 --> 03:48:21,860
Venus Williams has just contacted us to let you know that the umpire is bent.

3276
03:48:23,540 --> 03:48:25,700
You need to take that into account, Gabe.

3277
03:48:26,660 --> 03:48:27,540
Best of luck.

3278
03:48:29,140 --> 03:48:30,980
Okay, let's have a look here now.

3279
03:48:31,320 --> 03:48:31,760
What do we got?

3280
03:48:31,820 --> 03:48:32,240
What do we got?

3281
03:48:32,300 --> 03:48:32,640
What do we got?

3282
03:48:34,140 --> 03:48:37,760
Time to take out our SVD Night Vision rifle.

3283
03:48:38,760 --> 03:48:40,240
This is where everything...

3284
03:48:40,240 --> 03:48:41,740
No target available.

3285
03:48:41,820 --> 03:48:42,260
It doesn't matter.

3286
03:48:43,860 --> 03:48:45,380
It says Night Vision yet.

3287
03:48:45,420 --> 03:48:49,740
You can see the bodies of people like it's a heat sensor.

3288
03:48:52,240 --> 03:48:54,320
You censored me before, Gabe.

3289
03:48:54,320 --> 03:48:56,140
You're not gonna censor me again.

3290
03:48:56,140 --> 03:49:22,920
Gabe, you need to get down to Noix Newman's.

3291
03:49:22,920 --> 03:49:25,540
There's a sale on for couches.

3292
03:49:26,020 --> 03:49:27,940
We need a brand new sofa, Gabe.

3293
03:49:28,880 --> 03:49:31,280
Also, nip into Harvey's on the way home.

3294
03:49:32,720 --> 03:49:33,700
We need to buy you an...

3295
03:49:33,700 --> 03:49:38,240
We need an overpriced HP laptop that you could get cheaper off Amazon.

3296
03:49:38,740 --> 03:49:39,680
Why will I do that?

3297
03:49:39,800 --> 03:49:40,940
Why not buy it online?

3298
03:49:41,260 --> 03:49:41,580
No.

3299
03:49:41,700 --> 03:49:43,040
We want to rob you.

3300
03:49:43,100 --> 03:49:47,040
Also, there is somebody being held hostage in a tennis court.

3301
03:49:47,440 --> 03:49:49,720
Get down to Flushing Meadows fast and blast...

3302
03:49:49,720 --> 03:49:53,060
Blast the terrorist heads off with a Night Vision rifle.

3303
03:49:53,480 --> 03:49:55,780
How will I see those faces during the night?

3304
03:49:56,440 --> 03:49:58,040
It's not like it's a heat sensor rifle.

3305
03:49:58,200 --> 03:50:00,320
I know, but we can have a little...

3306
03:50:00,320 --> 03:50:02,420
We can get loose with the terminology here.

3307
03:50:03,720 --> 03:50:04,540
Get point Charlie.

3308
03:50:04,540 --> 03:50:07,400
Leon, tell CBDC command that I freed the hostages.

3309
03:50:07,720 --> 03:50:08,540
I'm back on task.

3310
03:50:08,760 --> 03:50:09,220
Copy.

3311
03:50:09,640 --> 03:50:10,280
I'll let him know.

3312
03:50:10,820 --> 03:50:11,780
Gabe, it's okay.

3313
03:50:11,900 --> 03:50:15,540
You'll be gone from the late late before Jerry Hannon has a go at Frank Matanis Court.

3314
03:50:16,020 --> 03:50:17,860
Jeffrey has changed his name to Frank McCourt.

3315
03:50:18,320 --> 03:50:23,520
You'll have to go under the alias of Jerry Hannon and Tack... Tack Lies for the sake of the country.

3316
03:50:24,100 --> 03:50:29,080
We have reason to believe he has changed his name to Jeff... Jeff Egg Blumpkinstein.

3317
03:50:29,940 --> 03:50:32,160
You've just killed Roger Federer, Gabe.

3318
03:50:32,900 --> 03:50:33,600
Well done.

3319
03:50:36,820 --> 03:50:37,720
We need to...

3320
03:50:37,720 --> 03:50:43,560
We need you to go back in time and grab Roger Federer's dad by the lapels and shake some sense into him.

3321
03:50:44,080 --> 03:50:46,520
Tell him that his son's gonna be a future Grand Slam winner.

3322
03:50:46,840 --> 03:50:54,080
Also, go back into the future then once he's been born and Grand Slam Roger Federer's head off the side of Floor.

3323
03:50:54,080 --> 03:50:56,340
Flushing Meadows Lamp Posts.

3324
03:50:56,940 --> 03:51:00,660
Once that's done, Nadal will win many more titles.

3325
03:51:01,040 --> 03:51:04,440
But only up until we decide that Nadal is time to go.

3326
03:51:05,180 --> 03:51:07,040
That time is now.

3327
03:51:07,940 --> 03:51:09,080
Your new mission, Gabe.

3328
03:51:09,280 --> 03:51:10,860
Your new mission, Gabern.

3329
03:51:11,240 --> 03:51:14,520
Is to go back in time and change your name again to Gabe Logan.

3330
03:51:14,520 --> 03:51:20,820
Then go back to the future and sweep up the mess you made with Roger Federer's skull.

3331
03:51:21,480 --> 03:51:24,760
Once that's happened, it's time to find out where Nadal lives.

3332
03:51:25,380 --> 03:51:31,300
Our intel suggests that he's Spanish and lives on the island of Mallorca in the Balearic Islands.

3333
03:51:31,940 --> 03:51:32,940
Bring a peace.

3334
03:51:33,400 --> 03:51:35,240
We will drop you off at dawn.

3335
03:51:35,740 --> 03:51:37,900
050, 500 hours.

3336
03:51:39,220 --> 03:51:40,600
Off of the Epstein blimp.

3337
03:51:40,600 --> 03:51:42,400
Epstein will be the pilot.

3338
03:51:43,840 --> 03:51:46,300
Epstein has a rope in the back of the blimp.

3339
03:51:46,440 --> 03:51:51,880
Which you can use to descend upon Rafa Nadal's house.

3340
03:51:52,700 --> 03:51:53,960
He should be in bed sleeping.

3341
03:51:54,800 --> 03:51:56,120
He should be in bed sleeping.

3342
03:51:56,120 --> 03:52:02,000
We have a tennis tube of five Slazinger tennis balls.

3343
03:52:02,600 --> 03:52:07,180
And one of those balls is filled with sarin nerve gas.

3344
03:52:07,540 --> 03:52:12,220
What we want you to do is invite Nadal for a match.

3345
03:52:12,340 --> 03:52:16,780
For a tennis match on his own tennis court in his house.

3346
03:52:17,540 --> 03:52:24,560
When he's not looking, plant the sarin nerve gas tennis ball in his hand, in his pocket.

3347
03:52:25,020 --> 03:52:28,240
When he goes to serve, he will explode and die.

3348
03:52:28,880 --> 03:52:32,180
Once that's happened, radio frequency back to Jeff.

3349
03:52:32,440 --> 03:52:33,620
He's going to be in the blimp.

3350
03:52:33,760 --> 03:52:36,600
Controlling the blimp with his oval office penis.

3351
03:52:37,120 --> 03:52:38,360
Which you haven't cut off yet.

3352
03:52:38,440 --> 03:52:38,980
Wait a second.

3353
03:52:39,100 --> 03:52:41,160
Didn't I have to cut that off?

3354
03:52:41,720 --> 03:52:41,980
No.

3355
03:52:42,160 --> 03:52:44,020
You're getting confused with the timeline, Gabe.

3356
03:52:44,440 --> 03:52:46,760
You were presenting the Late Show for 20 years.

3357
03:52:47,140 --> 03:52:49,140
You need to go back in time before then.

3358
03:52:49,560 --> 03:52:51,240
Kill Jeffrey Epstein's father.

3359
03:52:52,700 --> 03:52:53,140
Okay.

3360
03:52:53,240 --> 03:52:54,640
This is getting confusing, Leon.

3361
03:52:54,840 --> 03:52:55,300
I know.

3362
03:52:55,400 --> 03:52:56,140
But stay with it.

3363
03:52:57,040 --> 03:53:00,000
Once that's done, we can go home to bed.

3364
03:53:00,140 --> 03:53:01,360
Only for two hours.

3365
03:53:01,360 --> 03:53:02,320
Two hours sleep.

3366
03:53:02,440 --> 03:53:03,740
It's better than nothing, right?

3367
03:53:04,040 --> 03:53:07,840
Once you've had that sleep, you need to go back down to Max Hall.

3368
03:53:08,600 --> 03:53:14,660
Apparently, there's a deal on where if you buy 30 euros of petrol, you get a jambon for free.

3369
03:53:15,220 --> 03:53:19,680
Go there, fill your car up with unleaded, and then eat the jambon.

3370
03:53:20,080 --> 03:53:21,740
Radio back when you've done, Gabe.

3371
03:53:25,820 --> 03:53:31,500
Jeffrey Epstein is a fucker for the jambons.

3372
03:53:31,500 --> 03:53:37,780
You need to bring him two jambons, one sausage roll, and then an aluminium tub.

3373
03:53:38,100 --> 03:53:41,440
With a sausage, a black pudding, and a rasher.

3374
03:53:41,560 --> 03:53:50,740
He will eat these only, and I repeat, only when they've been left for five hours in the glass display unit so that they're hard and dry.

3375
03:53:51,180 --> 03:53:53,100
Epstein doesn't like soft meat.

3376
03:53:53,500 --> 03:53:57,540
He's only into hard, dry, hard, dry rashers.

3377
03:53:58,220 --> 03:54:00,480
Frag McTennis Court is here.

3378
03:54:02,060 --> 03:54:03,820
The doorbell is just gone, Gabe.

3379
03:54:04,280 --> 03:54:05,340
Answer the door.

3380
03:54:05,560 --> 03:54:07,580
It's Jerry, Hannah, and Frank McCourt.

3381
03:54:07,680 --> 03:54:10,180
They want to have an argument while you kill Epstein.

3382
03:54:11,180 --> 03:54:13,220
That's just, that's going to complicate matters.

3383
03:54:13,360 --> 03:54:13,820
Exactly.

3384
03:54:14,120 --> 03:54:16,440
No one said we wanted to do this the easy way, Gabe.

3385
03:54:17,400 --> 03:54:21,140
Have you reached Jeffrey Epstein's communications array yet?

3386
03:54:21,500 --> 03:54:22,280
I'm there now.

3387
03:54:22,340 --> 03:54:25,120
I'm on top of the Dulles Washington Airport Monument.

3388
03:54:26,000 --> 03:54:28,240
Right outside the Lincoln Memorial.

3389
03:54:29,060 --> 03:54:29,380
Great.

3390
03:54:29,880 --> 03:54:34,140
I've left a satellite dish that can pick up Sky Sports and Sky Movies.

3391
03:54:34,480 --> 03:54:37,180
What you need to do is log into the mainframe there.

3392
03:54:38,140 --> 03:54:40,200
I've left a communications array there.

3393
03:54:41,000 --> 03:54:41,860
Take it away.

3394
03:54:42,460 --> 03:54:45,380
You should be able to handle that communications array.

3395
03:54:45,520 --> 03:54:47,260
It looks pretty complex, but don't worry.

3396
03:54:48,100 --> 03:54:53,480
I have a, I have a H diploma from Sligo Institute of Technology and Computing.

3397
03:54:53,560 --> 03:54:54,140
Don't worry.

3398
03:54:54,380 --> 03:54:57,240
I'm going to press the buttons on this shit and go, go vegan.

3399
03:54:57,700 --> 03:55:01,820
We're going to go vegan on this in five, four, one.

3400
03:55:02,260 --> 03:55:03,140
Did you miss that?

3401
03:55:03,880 --> 03:55:04,840
Let's do this.

3402
03:55:07,740 --> 03:55:09,880
Leon, connections complete.

3403
03:55:10,640 --> 03:55:14,860
I'm tracking a mobile signal just north of you towards the Freedom Memorial in the Hedge Maze area.

3404
03:55:15,320 --> 03:55:17,680
Check Romer's file and see who he's been using as Trigger Man.

3405
03:55:18,120 --> 03:55:20,580
I'll bet these bombs are set with a backup mobile detonator.

3406
03:55:21,960 --> 03:55:22,580
Got it.

3407
03:55:22,880 --> 03:55:23,600
Jorge Marcos.

3408
03:55:23,600 --> 03:55:25,860
I'm downloading his dossier into your comm device.

3409
03:55:26,480 --> 03:55:26,880
Great.

3410
03:55:28,740 --> 03:55:32,280
Epstein's dossier has been downloaded into your recording device.

3411
03:55:33,880 --> 03:55:37,280
Find a secluded location and look at the dossier.

3412
03:55:37,340 --> 03:55:43,200
Don't make sure nobody looks over your shoulder because if they see what you're watching, they'll call the police.

3413
03:55:43,580 --> 03:55:44,940
You need to do this fast.

3414
03:55:45,400 --> 03:55:48,380
Have you found, find, where will I do, where can I do this?

3415
03:55:48,460 --> 03:55:50,020
Find a public toilet space.

3416
03:55:50,360 --> 03:55:51,560
Lock the door behind you.

3417
03:55:54,020 --> 03:55:55,200
Okay, let's do this.

3418
03:55:55,200 --> 03:55:55,240
Okay, let's do this.

3419
03:55:55,240 --> 03:55:58,180
We're currently climbing down the monument.

3420
03:55:58,180 --> 03:55:59,880
I've dropped off the monument.

3421
03:56:00,540 --> 03:56:02,200
And now my health is low.

3422
03:56:03,880 --> 03:56:06,560
Gabe, is this real meat in the sausage roll?

3423
03:56:06,780 --> 03:56:07,640
I said vegan.

3424
03:56:07,640 --> 03:56:07,640
I said vegan.

3425
03:56:14,640 --> 03:56:16,240
Okay, I've completed rescue.

3426
03:56:16,680 --> 03:56:17,900
Secure terrorism comm.

3427
03:56:18,760 --> 03:56:19,320
Location.

3428
03:56:19,420 --> 03:56:21,220
Disarm two remaining viral bombs.

3429
03:56:21,720 --> 03:56:22,840
Eliminate Trigger Man.

3430
03:56:22,920 --> 03:56:23,500
Mark us.

3431
03:56:24,340 --> 03:56:25,540
Reach Freedom Memorial.

3432
03:56:26,640 --> 03:56:28,500
Reach Freedom Memorial, Gabe.

3433
03:56:30,200 --> 03:56:33,100
Turns out Jeffrey Epstein is there with Gayburn.

3434
03:56:33,680 --> 03:56:35,420
Gayburn is his trigger man.

3435
03:56:36,020 --> 03:56:37,980
He's got his finger on the trigger and it's itchy.

3436
03:56:38,500 --> 03:56:42,280
You need to go to the pharmacy and buy a pack of antihistamines.

3437
03:56:43,500 --> 03:56:46,480
When Gayburn isn't looking, choke hold him.

3438
03:56:46,920 --> 03:56:48,180
Force feed him.

3439
03:56:48,600 --> 03:56:49,780
Force feed him.

3440
03:56:50,820 --> 03:56:52,320
Two antihistamines.

3441
03:56:52,700 --> 03:56:58,180
This will stop his trigger finger for being itchy to the point of trigonomics.

3442
03:56:59,160 --> 03:57:01,140
I've enclosed a textbook.

3443
03:57:01,140 --> 03:57:05,580
It's a junior mathematical textbook called Texts and Tests 2.

3444
03:57:06,000 --> 03:57:08,500
It's for people who do honors math.

3445
03:57:08,680 --> 03:57:08,860
Okay.

3446
03:57:09,520 --> 03:57:15,260
Once you read that, you need to read off the chapter on trigonometry and get back to me.

3447
03:57:15,640 --> 03:57:21,080
You're going to need a few evening study classes before you've got this in your cheese box.

3448
03:57:21,320 --> 03:57:21,720
You understand?

3449
03:57:22,340 --> 03:57:22,720
Cool.

3450
03:57:22,960 --> 03:57:23,720
Let's do this.

3451
03:57:25,280 --> 03:57:29,560
Find the Lincoln Memorial and go and kill everybody there.

3452
03:57:31,720 --> 03:57:33,980
This is not, I repeat, not.

3453
03:57:34,860 --> 03:57:35,920
Okay, we need to turn out.

3454
03:57:37,580 --> 03:57:39,120
This is not a rehearsal.

3455
03:57:39,120 --> 03:57:39,860
Gabe.

3456
03:57:39,860 --> 03:57:40,360
Ah!

3457
03:57:40,360 --> 03:57:40,860
Ah!

3458
03:57:40,860 --> 03:57:49,860
*Ribb*

3459
03:57:52,860 --> 03:57:55,860
AAAAAH!

3460
03:57:55,860 --> 03:57:58,860
*Ribb*

3461
03:57:58,860 --> 03:57:59,860
*Ribb*

3462
03:57:59,860 --> 03:58:00,860
*Ribb*

3463
03:58:00,860 --> 03:58:01,860
*Ribb*

3464
03:58:01,860 --> 03:58:02,860
*Ribb*

3465
03:58:02,860 --> 03:58:03,860
*Ribb*

3466
03:58:03,860 --> 03:58:04,860
*Ribb*

3467
03:58:04,860 --> 03:58:05,860
*Ribb*

3468
03:58:05,860 --> 03:58:06,860
*Ribb*

3469
03:58:06,860 --> 03:58:07,860
*Ribb*

3470
03:58:07,860 --> 03:58:08,860
*Ribb*

3471
03:58:08,860 --> 03:58:09,860
*Ribb*

3472
03:58:09,860 --> 03:58:10,860
*Ribb*

3473
03:58:10,860 --> 03:58:11,860
*Ribb*

3474
03:58:11,860 --> 03:58:13,860
Where is the health? There's no health here.

3475
03:58:13,860 --> 03:58:14,860
*Ribb*

3476
03:58:14,860 --> 03:58:15,860
*Ribb*

3477
03:58:15,860 --> 03:58:19,860
You're gonna have to restart the mission, you won't get it done in time, are you serious?

3478
03:58:19,860 --> 03:58:22,860
Not the whole mission, I'm not gonna have to restart the whole mission, am I?

3479
03:58:22,860 --> 03:58:23,860
Jack.

3480
03:58:23,860 --> 03:58:31,800
Listen to me Jack. You got it. Don't be lying to me Jack. There's Merkos!

3481
03:58:33,060 --> 03:58:38,620
Jeffrey Epstein came out of the woodwork. He had a 45 point to my my cheese box.

3482
03:58:38,620 --> 03:58:46,060
I'm dead now. Thanks very much. We need to send you back to the prison where the

3483
03:58:46,060 --> 03:58:50,200
Green Mile was shot. Somebody left the light on after bedtime and the guy is

3484
03:58:50,200 --> 03:58:55,060
scared. Gabe do you have a gun? Yeah. What do I do? You need to shoot the guy who's

3485
03:58:55,060 --> 03:58:59,680
scared in the head. What about Tom Hanks? We don't know about him. He's busy doing

3486
03:58:59,680 --> 03:59:03,700
some other nice guy shit. Also he's probably gonna become president one of

3487
03:59:03,700 --> 03:59:08,320
these days. Look at Schwarzenegger. You thought he was the Terminator yeah? Stupid

3488
03:59:08,320 --> 03:59:13,420
kind of power lifter guy? Bullshit. Turns out he's a political heavyweight now. You

3489
03:59:13,420 --> 03:59:18,700
serious? Yeah I'm serious. God's honest truth. Turn around Gabe. You're going the

3490
03:59:18,700 --> 03:59:23,560
wrong way. What about Gabe Byrne? Has the itching in his trigger finger subsided yet from the

3491
03:59:23,560 --> 03:59:29,200
anti-histamines I gave him? Turns out Gabe Byrne went on a heist. After he took the

3492
03:59:29,200 --> 03:59:34,900
histamines, turned his mind into a criminal's mind. He's now holding up the

3493
03:59:34,900 --> 03:59:41,060
Bank of Ireland in New York. Don't believe me? Turn on the news Gabe. I don't have a TV here.

3494
03:59:41,060 --> 03:59:51,560
Doesn't matter. We've won implanted into your arm. Fucking hell. It's called an iPhone. You managed to secure the iPhone when you

3495
03:59:51,560 --> 04:00:03,000
went forward in time. Change the weapon man. Change the weapon. Where's Marcos?

3496
04:00:03,000 --> 04:00:25,000
Where's health here Jack? Do you know if there's any health here? You're a great man for the advice Jack but you're not giving me the advice I need and crave which is where's the health? Is there any health?

3497
04:00:25,000 --> 04:00:50,000
What? Fuck.

3498
04:00:50,000 --> 04:01:17,000
Cormac Melloy. Thank you so much. Gabe we need to you we need you to locate the cast of friends and bring them together to make a movie Gabe. No but the movie nobody wants to see. Matthew Perry. Lisa Kudrow.

3499
04:01:17,000 --> 04:01:28,580
Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Schwimmer, Jennifer Aniston, and Courtney Cox Arquette.

3500
04:01:28,940 --> 04:01:32,720
Each and every one of those needs to be regrouped, rebanded, and brought to justice.

3501
04:01:34,000 --> 04:01:35,420
Think you got what it takes?

3502
04:01:35,800 --> 04:01:38,520
It needs balls to do something this big, Gabe.

3503
04:01:38,600 --> 04:01:39,320
You got balls?

3504
04:01:39,680 --> 04:01:40,120
I do.

3505
04:01:40,180 --> 04:01:40,880
I got two of them.

3506
04:01:41,460 --> 04:01:44,120
One in my left pouch, another in my right.

3507
04:01:44,320 --> 04:01:46,240
You should only have one pouch, Gabe.

3508
04:01:46,560 --> 04:01:48,180
One pouch, two balls.

3509
04:01:48,320 --> 04:01:48,860
Remember that.

3510
04:01:49,520 --> 04:01:51,640
Is that the same as that film I seen the last day?

3511
04:01:52,000 --> 04:01:52,680
What was that?

3512
04:01:52,920 --> 04:01:54,020
Two girls, one cup?

3513
04:01:54,240 --> 04:01:54,600
No.

3514
04:01:55,080 --> 04:01:57,240
It's called Two Men and a Little Lady.

3515
04:01:57,940 --> 04:01:59,920
Or it was five men and a little lady.

3516
04:02:00,580 --> 04:02:01,820
Where did you see that?

3517
04:02:01,920 --> 04:02:03,080
Epstein's Island?

3518
04:02:03,620 --> 04:02:04,060
No.

3519
04:02:04,540 --> 04:02:06,880
I watched it on my own home movie theater system.

3520
04:02:07,100 --> 04:02:12,280
Look, if you're going to make smart-ass wisecracks about me and Epstein, save it for the judge.

3521
04:02:12,540 --> 04:02:14,940
Because you've been implicated in a future crime, too.

3522
04:02:15,420 --> 04:02:29,020
Turns out your Twitter feed retweeted numerous right-wing ideological bullshit Twitter accounts back in 2016 during the race for the White House between Hillary Clinton and Donald J. Plump.

3523
04:02:29,180 --> 04:02:30,940
Real name Trump.

3524
04:02:31,040 --> 04:02:33,020
Real name Trump.

3525
04:02:33,760 --> 04:02:43,140
We have a 5-5 suspect niner which says that you have been left to fend for yourself after mommy and daddy went out on the piss.

3526
04:02:43,920 --> 04:02:46,200
They went last night and they haven't been seen today.

3527
04:02:46,420 --> 04:02:50,980
You're only five years old and you still have to eat food and fend for yourself.

3528
04:02:52,060 --> 04:02:53,320
But where are mommy and daddy?

3529
04:02:53,820 --> 04:02:55,000
They're alcoholics, Gabe.

3530
04:02:55,060 --> 04:02:56,740
They're in the pub and they forgot to come home.

3531
04:02:56,820 --> 04:02:57,420
They've left you.

3532
04:02:57,800 --> 04:02:59,140
But I'm only five years old.

3533
04:02:59,220 --> 04:02:59,480
Yeah.

3534
04:02:59,560 --> 04:03:00,720
And your name's Gay, remember?

3535
04:03:00,820 --> 04:03:02,140
You changed your name to Gay Burn.

3536
04:03:02,820 --> 04:03:05,600
Okay, so I have to go to school and get there myself?

3537
04:03:06,020 --> 04:03:07,220
School is 20 miles away.

3538
04:03:07,640 --> 04:03:08,700
How am I gonna get there?

3539
04:03:08,920 --> 04:03:11,320
You're gonna have to learn to drive, Gabe.

3540
04:03:11,680 --> 04:03:13,300
You're gonna have to learn to drive.

3541
04:03:15,060 --> 04:03:19,060
Won't that be tough and stuff because I'm a kid and all?

3542
04:03:19,380 --> 04:03:19,600
No.

3543
04:03:19,940 --> 04:03:24,640
You're a fully fledged trained Navy SEAL in a child's body with the name Gay.

3544
04:03:25,140 --> 04:03:27,120
Make sure you get there and get there fast.

3545
04:03:27,260 --> 04:03:28,720
Class starts at 9, you hear?

3546
04:03:29,160 --> 04:03:29,560
Right.

3547
04:03:29,700 --> 04:03:30,340
I'm on it.

3548
04:03:31,320 --> 04:03:34,580
So, Gabe, you arrived at elementary school.

3549
04:03:34,680 --> 04:03:35,140
Well done.

3550
04:03:35,220 --> 04:03:36,280
We didn't think you'd make it.

3551
04:03:37,440 --> 04:03:39,320
Make sure you get in class for roll call.

3552
04:03:39,320 --> 04:03:42,640
When they say your name Gay in the roll call, kids are gonna laugh.

3553
04:03:42,980 --> 04:03:44,060
What do I do then?

3554
04:03:44,660 --> 04:03:46,740
Chow down on a bunch of noodles.

3555
04:03:47,860 --> 04:03:52,500
We've packed, we've supplanted noodles underneath your guest, on your desk, Gay.

3556
04:03:53,840 --> 04:04:00,040
Five men, five hardened men with balaclavas and flak vests are gonna come at you like Cleopatra.

3557
04:04:00,520 --> 04:04:03,200
They have, they have Glocks and 45s.

3558
04:04:03,260 --> 04:04:05,240
Repeat, Glocks and 45s.

3559
04:04:05,640 --> 04:04:08,100
You're five years old, so you can't own a gun.

3560
04:04:08,100 --> 04:04:14,640
But what we have done is given you a Fisher-Price laptop, which should allow you to spell the

3561
04:04:14,640 --> 04:04:22,660
letters A, B, C, D, and furthermore, D, E, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, okay?

3562
04:04:23,420 --> 04:04:29,840
It also has pictures of a dog, a cat, a house, a car.

3563
04:04:30,740 --> 04:04:31,660
Press these buttons.

3564
04:04:32,740 --> 04:04:35,720
This will help you learn basic words and terminology.

3565
04:04:38,020 --> 04:04:38,660
Fuck this.

3566
04:04:38,740 --> 04:04:40,300
I'm just going to have to start this level again.

3567
04:04:40,760 --> 04:04:45,600
I'm going to ask the chat there to, I think it's Jack.

3568
04:04:47,820 --> 04:04:54,380
Do you have, um, can you hit me with this knowledge here, Jack?

3569
04:04:54,640 --> 04:04:56,940
Do I have to restart the whole level again?

3570
04:05:00,100 --> 04:05:01,080
You gain it.

3571
04:05:01,240 --> 04:05:07,100
You need to gain entry to Hillary Clinton's Gmail account and delete seven emails.

3572
04:05:08,700 --> 04:05:13,280
Gabe, you have to convince your parents to get back together by scheming a series of romantic dates.

3573
04:05:14,420 --> 04:05:17,040
Gabe, you need to find out where your parents are holed up.

3574
04:05:17,240 --> 04:05:20,560
They've been drinking in a pub in Castle Bar for two weeks.

3575
04:05:20,920 --> 04:05:21,940
They forgot about you.

3576
04:05:22,420 --> 04:05:26,480
You need to alert social services and then you need to find them and bring them to justice.

3577
04:05:26,640 --> 04:05:27,420
But they're my parents.

3578
04:05:27,580 --> 04:05:29,640
I don't want to, but they're my parents.

3579
04:05:30,440 --> 04:05:32,380
Those guys, those guys are my parents.

3580
04:05:32,540 --> 04:05:33,640
I don't want them to die.

3581
04:05:34,060 --> 04:05:35,020
Doesn't matter, Gabe.

3582
04:05:35,500 --> 04:05:37,720
In the eyes of the law, they're criminals.

3583
04:05:38,260 --> 04:05:42,660
And whatever you, you gotta do what you gotta do in order to make sure that they come home and feed you right.

3584
04:05:43,860 --> 04:05:45,340
Okay, send me the pub.

3585
04:05:45,520 --> 04:05:46,140
I'm going in.

3586
04:05:47,580 --> 04:05:48,280
Jack, how are you?

3587
04:05:48,340 --> 04:05:50,220
There's a bomb to the left of the statue area.

3588
04:05:51,460 --> 04:05:53,880
I'm, Jack, have you seen this part of the map here?

3589
04:05:53,980 --> 04:05:55,800
Do you, do you mean this part of the map?

3590
04:05:55,860 --> 04:05:56,220
Here, look.

3591
04:05:59,120 --> 04:05:59,460
Sorry.

3592
04:06:00,540 --> 04:06:02,220
Do you see this, this part of the map?

3593
04:06:02,540 --> 04:06:05,640
Is, do you mean, do you mean I have to go to that part of the map?

3594
04:06:05,860 --> 04:06:19,760
Gabe.

3595
04:06:20,760 --> 04:06:21,460
Wake up.

3596
04:06:21,780 --> 04:06:23,060
Your family misses you.

3597
04:06:23,060 --> 04:06:53,040
We'll be right back.

3598
04:06:53,040 --> 04:07:23,020
We'll be right back.

3599
04:07:23,020 --> 04:07:53,000
We'll be right back.

3600
04:07:53,000 --> 04:08:22,980
We'll be right back.

3601
04:08:22,980 --> 04:08:52,960
We'll be right back.

3602
04:08:52,960 --> 04:09:22,940
We'll be right back.

3603
04:09:22,940 --> 04:09:52,920
We'll be right back.

3604
04:09:52,920 --> 04:09:55,060
You are not, I repeat, not a terrorist.

3605
04:09:55,380 --> 04:09:58,000
This is a special black ops unit operation.

3606
04:09:58,800 --> 04:10:02,980
Once that's done, you need to come home and put your feet up by the fire.

3607
04:10:03,120 --> 04:10:04,440
Have you got fire lighters?

3608
04:10:04,720 --> 04:10:05,120
Good.

3609
04:10:05,520 --> 04:10:06,540
You're gonna need them.

3610
04:10:07,300 --> 04:10:11,440
Make sure you buy a sack of cozy glow and one bale of briquettes too.

3611
04:10:12,000 --> 04:10:16,300
Those guys are gonna keep you toasty during the long cold winter hard nights, okay?

3612
04:10:18,840 --> 04:10:27,080
terrorist resistance is heavy agency Intel reports that an Anton the Justin Trudeau is leading the blackface operation

3613
04:10:27,620 --> 04:10:35,060
Exercise caution repeat exercise Matt mega League caution. We have lost all communication from the Jenkins team

3614
04:10:35,580 --> 04:10:38,720
Once you find Jenkins Leon, you're gonna have to change him

3615
04:10:39,160 --> 04:10:44,640
Have Benton sent a team to pick up Mara Aramov. I left her wounded and unconscious in the fifth avenue tunnel

3616
04:10:44,640 --> 04:10:46,640
But chances are she's already on the move

3617
04:10:46,640 --> 04:10:53,560
Copy and if he has an alerted FEMA you better do it soon Romer is gonna trigger the main viral device whether or not the government meets his demands

3618
04:10:53,560 --> 04:11:00,480
Look at that information on the operations in the park tell James a smaller viral bombs are hidden throughout the park

3619
04:11:00,980 --> 04:11:07,480
Your two has the main one okay, this is better. I have a mission redirect Jenkins team has been eliminated

3620
04:11:08,060 --> 04:11:11,760
I'm putting you on located ring on Benton. What's going on?

3621
04:11:12,760 --> 04:11:20,160
CBDC is getting slaughtered. We need you to track down the viral devices that provide covering fire. I'll see PTC. A just come in and disarm

3622
04:11:20,300 --> 04:11:26,920
Copy that I'll give them cover as long as I can Leon how much time to the main device detonates less than an hour, okay? Let's do it

3623
04:11:30,560 --> 04:11:35,400
I've set the pickup frequency for your beacons tonight or four seven good man. He is standing by

3624
04:11:37,400 --> 04:11:45,480
Okay, now Jack can you give me the information I need here? What the hell do I do? Do I dismantle bombs before I move to the tennis courts?

3625
04:11:45,480 --> 04:12:01,400
You said Willie Harold

3626
04:12:01,400 --> 04:12:18,720
Is there a bomb Jack

3627
04:12:18,720 --> 04:12:20,520
Is there a bomb in this first bit Jack

3628
04:12:20,520 --> 04:12:23,020
Is there a bomb in this first area here

3629
04:12:23,020 --> 04:12:26,420
You should have three bombs before the tennis courts

3630
04:12:26,420 --> 04:12:26,800
Go back

3631
04:12:26,800 --> 04:12:28,960
So bomb number one

3632
04:12:28,960 --> 04:12:29,700
Number one

3633
04:12:29,700 --> 04:12:30,200
Number one

3634
04:12:30,200 --> 04:12:36,200
Pat I drove

3635
04:12:36,200 --> 04:12:38,600
I drove all the way from Limerick

3636
04:12:38,600 --> 04:12:40,280
To dismantle three bombs

3637
04:12:40,280 --> 04:12:42,300
And I'm going to dismantle them

3638
04:12:42,300 --> 04:12:44,860
You dismantle me before

3639
04:12:44,860 --> 04:12:46,700
You're not going to dismantle me again

3640
04:12:46,700 --> 04:12:47,540
Number three

3641
04:12:47,540 --> 04:12:48,320
Number three

3642
04:12:48,320 --> 04:12:48,840
Number three

3643
04:12:48,840 --> 04:12:52,380
Why if this miserable bomb that you've planted

3644
04:12:52,380 --> 04:12:55,580
These miserable bombs in Washington DC

3645
04:12:55,580 --> 04:12:57,020
Misery misery misery

3646
04:12:57,020 --> 04:12:59,320
The whole bleeding away

3647
04:12:59,320 --> 04:13:11,080
Gabe you need to go to the doctor soon

3648
04:13:11,080 --> 04:13:13,660
You've come down with the flu

3649
04:13:13,660 --> 04:13:15,360
Gabe

3650
04:13:15,360 --> 04:13:19,800
One of your former partners has been informed that they have an STD

3651
04:13:19,800 --> 04:13:23,380
You need to go to the doctor and get checked

3652
04:13:23,380 --> 04:13:25,000
Rapid stat

3653
04:13:25,000 --> 04:13:27,020
How do I do that?

3654
04:13:27,020 --> 04:13:28,760
I need to dismantle five bombs first

3655
04:13:28,760 --> 04:13:30,680
Yeah, that's not the least

3656
04:13:30,680 --> 04:13:31,900
That's the least of your worries

3657
04:13:31,900 --> 04:13:36,300
You need to dismantle these three bombs before your bail end falls off

3658
04:13:36,300 --> 04:13:36,720
Gabe

3659
04:13:36,720 --> 04:13:39,580
Have you got a satchel?

3660
04:13:41,080 --> 04:13:42,160
Okay, turn around

3661
04:13:42,160 --> 04:13:44,160
180 degrees

3662
04:13:44,160 --> 04:13:44,180
180 degrees

3663
04:13:44,180 --> 04:13:44,840
Gabe

3664
04:13:44,840 --> 04:13:47,180
180 degree turn

3665
04:13:47,180 --> 04:13:49,120
Go and dismantle the bomb near the 10th court

3666
04:13:49,120 --> 04:13:50,580
First and fast

3667
04:13:50,580 --> 04:13:52,180
Turn left of the statue

3668
04:13:52,180 --> 04:13:56,300
Where is Jack?

3669
04:13:56,520 --> 04:13:58,360
Jack, there's a bomb in that area there

3670
04:13:58,360 --> 04:13:59,620
Okay, the one that I'm in

3671
04:13:59,620 --> 04:14:01,420
Fucking hell

3672
04:14:01,420 --> 04:14:03,660
How do they know?

3673
04:14:03,660 --> 04:14:05,200
Oh yeah, there's one on the map, look!

3674
04:14:05,200 --> 04:14:07,260
The map, there's a blip on the map!

3675
04:14:07,260 --> 04:14:10,460
Now I know where the bombs are!

3676
04:14:19,420 --> 04:14:24,960
Gabe, we're going smoking CBD clouds tonight

3677
04:14:24,960 --> 04:14:29,240
We've grown, we've grown

3678
04:14:29,240 --> 04:14:30,220
All clear, Gabe

3679
04:14:30,220 --> 04:14:33,540
Gabe, we've grown seven cannabis plants

3680
04:14:33,540 --> 04:14:36,500
Each of them has limited amount of THC available

3681
04:14:36,500 --> 04:14:38,960
0.01%

3682
04:14:38,960 --> 04:14:41,660
Maximum CBD intake

3683
04:14:41,660 --> 04:14:44,060
This will, this will cure your epilepsy

3684
04:14:44,060 --> 04:14:46,260
But it won't get you high

3685
04:14:46,260 --> 04:14:47,500
That's no good to me

3686
04:14:47,500 --> 04:14:50,120
What I need to do is something different

3687
04:14:50,120 --> 04:14:52,200
Find out where the clinic is

3688
04:14:52,200 --> 04:14:53,880
Get tested for STDs

3689
04:14:53,880 --> 04:14:56,380
And then come back and smoke the CBD

3690
04:14:56,380 --> 04:14:58,380
You should be, you should be okay then

3691
04:14:58,380 --> 04:15:00,380
Objective is being added too

3692
04:15:00,380 --> 04:15:03,980
We're having an Ann Summers party later on

3693
04:15:03,980 --> 04:15:06,380
Alex Summers is going to be hosting it

3694
04:15:06,380 --> 04:15:08,880
*Chuckles*

3695
04:15:08,880 --> 04:15:10,380
Gabe!

3696
04:15:10,380 --> 04:15:14,920
Make your way to the Ann Summers party across Little Lincoln Memorial

3697
04:15:14,920 --> 04:15:16,620
Bring two items!

3698
04:15:16,620 --> 04:15:19,240
One, a pair of crotchless leather briefs

3699
04:15:19,240 --> 04:15:24,500
Two, a seven foot glass dildo, repeat glass dildo

3700
04:15:24,500 --> 04:15:26,500
I've left them in your apartment

3701
04:15:26,500 --> 04:15:30,000
Don't tell anyone, especially your mom!

3702
04:15:30,000 --> 04:15:33,740
Your mom has been alerted to your sexual preference, Gabe

3703
04:15:33,740 --> 04:15:38,000
She wants to know what's going on and she's upset

3704
04:15:38,000 --> 04:15:39,620
Why is she upset?

3705
04:15:39,620 --> 04:15:40,620
She's old fashioned

3706
04:15:40,620 --> 04:15:41,620
That's your mom

3707
04:15:41,620 --> 04:15:44,120
Open the flak jacket

3708
04:15:44,120 --> 04:15:46,620
Put the flak jacket on and run around

3709
04:15:46,620 --> 04:15:57,880
Run around with your arms flailing!

3710
04:15:57,880 --> 04:16:05,760
Okay, you're fully loaded, you're ready to go, Gabe!

3711
04:16:05,760 --> 04:16:15,640
We have it on good authority that Jeffrey Epstein is playing tennis with Rafa Nadal just on the outskirts of Wimbledon

3712
04:16:15,640 --> 04:16:22,520
But it's the 5th of October, I know right? They're getting practicing relatively early!

3713
04:16:22,520 --> 04:16:34,140
Also, Epstein has one of his tennis balls filled with pheromones which he has extracted from his sack placed in the tennis ball

3714
04:16:34,140 --> 04:16:41,140
Every time he hits that tennis ball, pheromones are released into the air! Don't sniff them! Otherwise you'll be under Jeffrey Epstein's control!

3715
04:16:41,140 --> 04:16:51,140
When he brings you to his island, remember, anything is up for grabs!

3716
04:16:51,140 --> 04:17:02,140
Night vision rifle bullets have been taken! Where's the bomb, Gabe? You should see a little green blip on your radome! Make sure to use that!

3717
04:17:02,140 --> 04:17:18,140
There we go! Last man down! Last, repeat, last man down! We have another man! Make sure you kill him! Just before he died!

3718
04:17:18,140 --> 04:17:30,140
Frank Hamilton has just been incarcerated for sex crimes, Gabe! You need to go there fast and furiously! You need to go there holding Jeffrey Epstein against his will!

3719
04:17:30,140 --> 04:17:45,140
Frank Hamilton is in a cell downstairs! "Cover the man who is dismantling the bomb, Gabe!" "Epstein will thank you later!"

3720
04:17:55,140 --> 04:18:03,140
Gabe Byrne has just changed his name to Gabe Lenehan! Repeat, Gabe Lenehan! "Gay Lenehan!" "Mission Objective Fail!"

3721
04:18:03,140 --> 04:18:10,140
We need to go back! Dismantle the bomb! Can we keep going? We can't!

3722
04:18:16,140 --> 04:18:18,140
Fuckin' hell! What a checkpoint!

3723
04:18:20,140 --> 04:18:22,140
Fuckin' hell man!

3724
04:18:30,140 --> 04:18:32,140
Fuckin' hell man!

3725
04:18:32,140 --> 04:18:34,140
Fuckin' hell man!

3726
04:18:38,140 --> 04:18:44,140
Jeffery Epstein is using his pheromone sack to summon giant insects underneath the ground, like in Half Life 2!

3727
04:18:44,140 --> 04:18:51,140
We've equipped you with bug spray! Caution advised! Do not spray Billie Eilish with the bug spray!

3728
04:18:51,140 --> 04:18:53,140
One more thing!

3729
04:18:53,140 --> 04:19:00,140
Jeffery Epstein's phone has a number of polyphonic ringtones! It's a Nokia 3210! Repeat, Nokia 3210!

3730
04:19:00,140 --> 04:19:07,140
It has Robo N1X! Remember that tone? Yeah! He's playing that in polyphonic versions!

3731
04:19:08,140 --> 04:19:14,140
Also, you need to seize Jeffery Epstein's iPod from 1999 and 2000!

3732
04:19:14,140 --> 04:19:21,140
He has two albums! One, the Polyphonic Spree! It's a shit album! You need to delete that off his iPad!

3733
04:19:22,140 --> 04:19:27,140
Because of his iPod! Because it's going to influence his musical taste!

3734
04:19:27,140 --> 04:19:28,140
Two!

3735
04:19:30,140 --> 04:19:34,140
There is a band called Fallout Boy! You need to delete that-

3736
04:19:34,140 --> 04:19:36,140
Oh, for fuck's sake!

3737
04:19:36,140 --> 04:19:57,140
There is a band called Fallout Boy! You need to go back- *laughs* We need to go back in time and destroy Jackie Brosnan!

3738
04:19:57,140 --> 04:20:07,140
You've been placed on work experience for transition year with a cha- transition year student! *laughs*

3739
04:20:07,140 --> 04:20:16,140
Gabe! Hold the- hold the- hold the line Gabe! We've got a new mission that's just come in from NORAD!

3740
04:20:16,140 --> 04:20:23,140
They want to pick you up on an F-16, which is just being scrambled from Galena!

3741
04:20:23,140 --> 04:20:26,140
They're going to pick you up and bring you to Ireland!

3742
04:20:26,140 --> 04:20:30,140
They want to bring you to a school in the west of Ireland, School Mara!

3743
04:20:30,140 --> 04:20:33,140
There, you're going to link up with the transition year students!

3744
04:20:33,140 --> 04:20:37,140
Your mission is to start a mini company! Repeat, a mini company!

3745
04:20:37,140 --> 04:20:45,140
What about- I don't have any skills or knowledge! That doesn't matter! In fact, that's the situation with everyone there!

3746
04:20:45,140 --> 04:20:51,140
What you gotta do is sell sweets to children on break times, okay?

3747
04:20:51,140 --> 04:20:53,140
*Bang*

3748
04:20:53,140 --> 04:21:03,140
What kind of sweets? Anything! We're talking refresher bars, we're talking Mars bars, packets of chicka teas, all that shit, you hear?

3749
04:21:03,140 --> 04:21:10,140
Are they maize-based corn snacks? Got it in one, Gabe! Looks like you knew- looks like you know your snacks!

3750
04:21:10,140 --> 04:21:19,140
Well I know- if I know my snacks as well as I do my guns! We're gonna sell a lot of money- we're gonna sell a lot of sweets in this mini company and make a lot of money!

3751
04:21:19,140 --> 04:21:24,140
What do we do with the money once we've made that? Nothing! It goes all towards the school system!

3752
04:21:24,140 --> 04:21:31,140
That sounds like a gyp! It is, right? But who cares? As long as you- as long as you complete the objective...

3753
04:21:31,140 --> 04:21:32,140
*Bang*

3754
04:21:32,140 --> 04:21:33,140
*Bang*

3755
04:21:33,140 --> 04:21:34,140
*Bang*

3756
04:21:34,140 --> 04:21:35,140
Everyone's gonna be safe!

3757
04:21:35,140 --> 04:21:36,140
*Bang*

3758
04:21:36,140 --> 04:21:37,140
*Bang*

3759
04:21:37,140 --> 04:21:41,140
Whip out your night vision sniper rifle and take out the goons!

3760
04:21:41,140 --> 04:21:42,140
*Bang*

3761
04:21:42,140 --> 04:21:44,140
They should be gooning around the town!

3762
04:21:44,140 --> 04:21:45,140
*Bang*

3763
04:21:45,140 --> 04:21:46,140
Left, right, and center!

3764
04:21:46,140 --> 04:21:47,140
*Bang*

3765
04:21:47,140 --> 04:21:48,140
*Bang*

3766
04:21:48,140 --> 04:21:49,140
Headshots galore!

3767
04:21:49,140 --> 04:21:54,140
Make sure to pick up the ammunition that they've dropped when you- whence- whence you do that, okay?

3768
04:21:54,140 --> 04:21:55,140
*Bang*

3769
04:21:55,140 --> 04:22:06,140
Currently, Gabe Burn is stationed 2 miles above sea level. He's in a blimp with Jeffrey Epstein and Johnny Ronan, the Irish finance guy!

3770
04:22:06,140 --> 04:22:07,140
*Bang*

3771
04:22:07,140 --> 04:22:13,140
The ir- the Irish guy that has long black flowing hair and a white bit! I repeat- *Bang*

3772
04:22:13,140 --> 04:22:14,140
*Bang*

3773
04:22:14,140 --> 04:22:15,140
*Bang*

3774
04:22:15,140 --> 04:22:16,140
*Bang*

3775
04:22:16,140 --> 04:22:18,140
I repeat, a white bit!

3776
04:22:18,140 --> 04:22:21,140
He's got the money- he's got enough money to beat the band!

3777
04:22:21,140 --> 04:22:22,140
*Bang*

3778
04:22:22,140 --> 04:22:24,140
You need to link up with Johnny Ronan!

3779
04:22:24,140 --> 04:22:26,140
I'm bringing him back to the school!

3780
04:22:26,140 --> 04:22:27,140
*Bang*

3781
04:22:27,140 --> 04:22:29,140
He's gonna enhance your mini- *Bang*

3782
04:22:29,140 --> 04:22:30,140
*Bang*

3783
04:22:30,140 --> 04:22:31,140
*Bang*

3784
04:22:31,140 --> 04:22:33,140
He's gonna enhance your mini company!

3785
04:22:33,140 --> 04:22:34,140
*Bang*

3786
04:22:34,140 --> 04:22:35,140
*Bang*

3787
04:22:35,140 --> 04:22:43,140
We've got 2 boxes of boost bars have just been airdropped by NORAD to Skolmurra in Balinaw.

3788
04:22:43,140 --> 04:22:44,140
*Bang*

3789
04:22:44,140 --> 04:22:49,140
Repeat, Balina. Small town in the west of Ireland called Balina. It's on the river Moy.

3790
04:22:49,140 --> 04:23:07,460
River Moy. Some of the finest salmon known a man is there. You need to pick up two salmon cutlets, bring them to Johnny Ronan, and feed them to him raw. Repeat, the salmon cutlets must be raw.

3791
04:23:08,300 --> 04:23:25,320
You mean I don't have to smoke those bad boys? No. Unless, of course, you could dry them out, crumble them into a Rizla skin, king-size Rizla, and smoke the salmon, and then use the ashes, spread the ashes over Gayburn's neck.

3792
04:23:29,400 --> 04:23:43,640
Sounds kind of fucked up. Yeah, right? I know, right? That's just the way we do things around here. You're gonna shut your mouth and keep your ears open. You'll learn fast, and you'll become an invaluable asset to the mission.

3793
04:23:44,420 --> 04:23:57,380
Look, two F-16s have just been scrambled from Bolina in the west of Ireland, but there isn't an airbase there. You got that right? They took off from Paccoin's tire shop garage.

3794
04:23:57,880 --> 04:23:59,900
He has a secret airstrip down the back.

3795
04:24:03,000 --> 04:24:03,360
Leon.

3796
04:24:03,360 --> 04:24:10,920
I traced the signal from the calm array. They have an uplink dish hidden somewhere in the park. If you can find it and give me a connection, I can locate their trigger ramp.

3797
04:24:12,940 --> 04:24:14,980
Gabe, we've located Gabe Byrne.

3798
04:24:23,420 --> 04:24:34,100
We need you to head down to Londis, Gabe, and buy two heads of lettuce. One butter, one iceberg. You hear that? Repeat. One butter, one iceberg.

3799
04:24:35,860 --> 04:25:02,740
Pick up five burger buns and two frozen green aisle burgers. You're gonna need them when you find- when you get to the oven. Once you get to the oven, make sure you fry- make sure you fry them on the hob. Don't put them in the oven. You'll need to save the oven for later. That's for the chicken, which you're gonna roast later. Repeat. Do not smoke the salmon Rizzlers.

3800
04:25:02,740 --> 04:25:04,020
this

3801
04:25:04,020 --> 04:25:04,320
this

3802
04:25:04,320 --> 04:25:05,760
this moe smoked salmon

3803
04:25:05,760 --> 04:25:06,280
moe

3804
04:25:06,280 --> 04:25:09,500
river moe

3805
04:25:09,500 --> 04:25:10,720
wild salmon

3806
04:25:10,720 --> 04:25:11,840
which you have

3807
04:25:11,840 --> 04:25:12,400
burnt

3808
04:25:12,400 --> 04:25:13,800
and then crumbled them up

3809
04:25:13,800 --> 04:25:14,940
into blue rizzlers

3810
04:25:14,940 --> 04:25:15,480
snake

3811
04:25:15,480 --> 04:25:16,660
or Gabe

3812
04:25:16,660 --> 04:25:21,840
Gabe

3813
04:25:21,840 --> 04:25:22,860
we need to get you

3814
04:25:22,860 --> 04:25:23,480
to the border

3815
04:25:23,480 --> 04:25:25,120
between northern Ireland

3816
04:25:25,120 --> 04:25:27,000
and southern Ireland

3817
04:25:27,000 --> 04:25:28,900
we need you to protect

3818
04:25:28,900 --> 04:25:29,360
the border

3819
04:25:29,360 --> 04:25:30,560
at all costs

3820
04:25:30,560 --> 04:25:36,560
don't worry

3821
04:25:36,560 --> 04:25:37,540
you're gonna be rewarded

3822
04:25:37,540 --> 04:25:38,280
once you get to

3823
04:25:38,280 --> 04:25:39,120
Epstein's island

3824
04:25:39,120 --> 04:25:42,840
meanwhile

3825
04:25:42,840 --> 04:25:45,220
Rafa Nadal

3826
04:25:45,220 --> 04:25:46,480
has just texted

3827
04:25:46,480 --> 04:25:48,220
he wants you to

3828
04:25:48,220 --> 04:25:49,360
visit his house again

3829
04:25:49,360 --> 04:25:50,260
and bring

3830
04:25:50,260 --> 04:25:52,400
a smoked

3831
04:25:52,400 --> 04:25:52,940
leg

3832
04:25:52,940 --> 04:25:54,180
of pig

3833
04:25:54,180 --> 04:25:55,760
a smoked pig's leg

3834
04:25:55,760 --> 04:25:57,220
they eat that shit

3835
04:25:57,220 --> 04:25:57,700
in Spain

3836
04:25:57,700 --> 04:25:58,380
they love it

3837
04:25:58,380 --> 04:25:59,520
and he wants you to

3838
04:25:59,520 --> 04:26:00,180
bring that to him

3839
04:26:00,180 --> 04:26:01,100
if you've got that

3840
04:26:01,100 --> 04:26:02,800
then good

3841
04:26:02,800 --> 04:26:05,400
inside his tennis tube

3842
04:26:05,400 --> 04:26:06,280
of Schlesinger

3843
04:26:06,280 --> 04:26:07,100
tennis balls

3844
04:26:07,100 --> 04:26:07,740
is one

3845
04:26:07,740 --> 04:26:08,460
Schlesinger

3846
04:26:08,460 --> 04:26:09,300
tennis ball

3847
04:26:09,300 --> 04:26:11,520
which has been

3848
04:26:11,520 --> 04:26:12,360
pumped full of

3849
04:26:12,360 --> 04:26:13,780
Epstein's pheromones

3850
04:26:13,780 --> 04:26:14,980
we need you to

3851
04:26:14,980 --> 04:26:16,100
disarm the Schlesinger

3852
04:26:16,100 --> 04:26:16,500
ball

3853
04:26:16,500 --> 04:26:17,860
place it in a tube

3854
04:26:17,860 --> 04:26:19,320
and then bring it

3855
04:26:19,320 --> 04:26:19,920
to the sea

3856
04:26:19,920 --> 04:26:21,540
to bury it in the sea

3857
04:26:21,540 --> 04:26:23,180
beside Bin Laden's

3858
04:26:23,180 --> 04:26:23,500
corpse

3859
04:26:23,500 --> 04:26:25,120
we've worded in the sea

3860
04:26:25,120 --> 04:26:26,120
we've worded

3861
04:26:26,120 --> 04:26:26,760
we've worded

3862
04:26:26,760 --> 04:26:27,860
that Bin Laden's corpse

3863
04:26:27,860 --> 04:26:29,120
has been tampered with

3864
04:26:29,120 --> 04:26:31,440
special forces

3865
04:26:31,440 --> 04:26:33,120
special black ops forces

3866
04:26:33,120 --> 04:26:34,960
have re-dug up

3867
04:26:34,960 --> 04:26:36,780
Bin Laden's

3868
04:26:36,780 --> 04:26:38,280
sea bed

3869
04:26:38,280 --> 04:26:41,840
and they're taking the piss

3870
04:26:41,840 --> 04:26:45,160
word on the street

3871
04:26:45,160 --> 04:26:47,220
what do they want to do

3872
04:26:47,220 --> 04:26:47,900
with his body

3873
04:26:47,900 --> 04:26:48,860
we don't know

3874
04:26:48,860 --> 04:26:50,000
but rumors are

3875
04:26:50,000 --> 04:26:50,820
that he's gonna be

3876
04:26:50,820 --> 04:26:51,700
reanimated

3877
04:26:51,700 --> 04:26:54,280
they wanna re-reanimate him

3878
04:26:54,280 --> 04:26:57,220
and bring him back

3879
04:26:57,220 --> 04:26:59,080
to Balina

3880
04:26:59,080 --> 04:27:01,140
small town in the west of Ireland

3881
04:27:01,140 --> 04:27:02,280
called Balina

3882
04:27:02,280 --> 04:27:07,000
he's gonna go to

3883
04:27:07,000 --> 04:27:07,580
Skolmura

3884
04:27:07,580 --> 04:27:08,680
and then he's gonna run

3885
04:27:08,680 --> 04:27:09,620
he's gonna take over

3886
04:27:09,620 --> 04:27:10,420
the mini company

3887
04:27:10,420 --> 04:27:10,980
repeat

3888
04:27:10,980 --> 04:27:12,520
Bin Laden will take over

3889
04:27:12,520 --> 04:27:13,340
the mini company

3890
04:27:13,340 --> 04:27:15,560
while you go back

3891
04:27:15,560 --> 04:27:16,560
to Epstein's island

3892
04:27:16,560 --> 04:27:18,020
to chop off his dick

3893
04:27:18,020 --> 04:27:19,900
once that's done

3894
04:27:19,900 --> 04:27:21,420
you're in the biz

3895
04:27:21,420 --> 04:27:21,920
baby

3896
04:27:21,920 --> 04:27:23,200
you're in the biz

3897
04:27:23,200 --> 04:27:27,280
we need you just

3898
04:27:27,280 --> 04:27:28,680
to reach out to

3899
04:27:28,680 --> 04:27:29,380
Ryan Tubity

3900
04:27:29,380 --> 04:27:30,620
and ask if he's okay

3901
04:27:30,620 --> 04:27:35,260
it's a cry for help

3902
04:27:35,260 --> 04:27:43,160
Gabe

3903
04:27:43,160 --> 04:27:45,040
check your goddamn phone

3904
04:27:45,040 --> 04:27:46,000
your mother is trying

3905
04:27:46,000 --> 04:27:46,880
to contact you

3906
04:27:46,880 --> 04:27:48,200
she's worried sick

3907
04:27:48,200 --> 04:27:51,000
please Gabe

3908
04:27:51,000 --> 04:27:56,860
I'm checking the map

3909
04:27:56,860 --> 04:27:57,600
every 10 minutes

3910
04:27:57,600 --> 04:28:00,660
Jeffrey Epstein

3911
04:28:00,660 --> 04:28:01,480
has changed his name

3912
04:28:01,480 --> 04:28:02,800
to Efri Jebstein

3913
04:28:02,800 --> 04:28:03,240
repeat

3914
04:28:03,240 --> 04:28:04,360
his new name

3915
04:28:04,360 --> 04:28:05,500
is Jebstein

3916
04:28:05,500 --> 04:28:06,880
don't be fooled

3917
04:28:06,880 --> 04:28:07,700
or alarmed

3918
04:28:07,700 --> 04:28:09,480
this happens all the time

3919
04:28:09,480 --> 04:28:10,420
just gotta roll

3920
04:28:10,420 --> 04:28:10,960
with the punches

3921
04:28:10,960 --> 04:28:11,420
right

3922
04:28:11,420 --> 04:28:13,840
two guys

3923
04:28:13,840 --> 04:28:14,660
with pump action

3924
04:28:14,660 --> 04:28:15,740
shotguns are there

3925
04:28:15,740 --> 04:28:17,100
kill them

3926
04:28:17,100 --> 04:28:18,440
and loot their pockets

3927
04:28:18,440 --> 04:28:19,040
you'll find

3928
04:28:19,040 --> 04:28:20,160
three Billy boys

3929
04:28:20,160 --> 04:28:21,940
you'll find

3930
04:28:21,940 --> 04:28:22,820
three Billy boys

3931
04:28:22,820 --> 04:28:23,600
in their pockets

3932
04:28:23,600 --> 04:28:24,700
one ribbed

3933
04:28:24,700 --> 04:28:25,560
the other two

3934
04:28:25,560 --> 04:28:26,340
feather light

3935
04:28:26,340 --> 04:28:27,720
throw the ribbed

3936
04:28:27,720 --> 04:28:28,320
one away

3937
04:28:28,320 --> 04:28:29,720
keep the feather lights

3938
04:28:29,720 --> 04:28:30,440
in your pockets

3939
04:28:30,440 --> 04:28:31,760
and put your matchsticks

3940
04:28:31,760 --> 04:28:32,660
inside those

3941
04:28:32,660 --> 04:28:33,680
it'll keep your matchsticks

3942
04:28:33,680 --> 04:28:34,880
dry in the rain

3943
04:28:34,880 --> 04:28:36,320
what am I gonna do

3944
04:28:36,320 --> 04:28:36,780
with those

3945
04:28:36,780 --> 04:28:38,580
matchsticks and condoms

3946
04:28:38,580 --> 04:28:40,540
yeah you got that right

3947
04:28:40,540 --> 04:28:41,980
that's how we do things

3948
04:28:41,980 --> 04:28:42,880
in the forest

3949
04:28:42,880 --> 04:28:53,420
Bed knobs and broomsticks.

3950
04:29:03,420 --> 04:29:04,140
Denise.

3951
04:29:05,060 --> 04:29:07,380
How are you, Denise?

3952
04:29:08,040 --> 04:29:10,260
Thank you very much for the subset.

3953
04:29:10,940 --> 04:29:14,260
I hear you've got a new diagnostic that you're running.

3954
04:29:14,860 --> 04:29:17,600
It's apparently in association with the GR matrix.

3955
04:29:18,520 --> 04:29:20,460
Is it a simulation AI, is it?

3956
04:29:20,980 --> 04:29:21,640
Probably is.

3957
04:29:22,440 --> 04:29:28,440
Look, what I can extrapolate from what you've said there is that it's a three euro diagnostic.

3958
04:29:28,860 --> 04:29:30,600
We're verifying that as we speak.

3959
04:29:31,060 --> 04:29:33,480
All we can say is thank you very much for what you've done.

3960
04:29:33,860 --> 04:29:35,360
It's great news and thank you very much.

3961
04:29:35,360 --> 04:30:00,580
Gabe, are you okay?

3962
04:30:00,580 --> 04:30:01,020
Okay.

3963
04:30:01,320 --> 04:30:01,840
Look.

3964
04:30:02,220 --> 04:30:04,440
We've got a brand new mission.

3965
04:30:04,900 --> 04:30:07,600
Brand new mission has come through the wire, Gabe.

3966
04:30:07,960 --> 04:30:09,460
This comes straight from the top.

3967
04:30:10,020 --> 04:30:14,180
So keep your ears open and your eyes wide shut, okay?

3968
04:30:14,940 --> 04:30:18,260
Stanley Kubrick has just sent a text message from heaven.

3969
04:30:18,860 --> 04:30:24,940
He wants you to go over to the UN and find Greta Thunberg.

3970
04:30:26,060 --> 04:30:27,600
Take her to McDonald's.

3971
04:30:28,700 --> 04:30:31,200
I just calm her down, okay?

3972
04:30:31,920 --> 04:30:32,980
She suffers from...

3973
04:30:32,980 --> 04:30:33,940
She's got autism.

3974
04:30:34,420 --> 04:30:41,240
You need to make sure that she's calm and that everything that she's going on about is actually not that important as she thinks it is.

3975
04:30:43,180 --> 04:30:46,160
You need to take her to an autism-friendly town.

3976
04:30:48,360 --> 04:30:49,360
And, uh...

3977
04:30:49,360 --> 04:30:51,260
Help her get through things.

3978
04:30:55,360 --> 04:30:57,740
Kill everyone available to you.

3979
04:30:57,900 --> 04:30:58,240
Please.

3980
04:30:58,360 --> 04:30:59,960
Please kill everyone around you, Gabe.

3981
04:31:00,800 --> 04:31:01,880
You need to do this.

3982
04:31:03,420 --> 04:31:06,400
You may be suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder.

3983
04:31:06,560 --> 04:31:07,080
Don't worry.

3984
04:31:07,200 --> 04:31:08,840
Crush it in a can and keep going.

3985
04:31:09,520 --> 04:31:10,420
Nobody needs to...

3986
04:31:10,420 --> 04:31:12,720
Nobody needs to know about your problems, okay?

3987
04:31:13,060 --> 04:31:14,580
See a shrink when you get home.

3988
04:31:14,580 --> 04:31:35,700
Is there a new Shining movie?

3989
04:31:35,700 --> 04:31:36,040
Is there?

3990
04:31:40,100 --> 04:31:40,620
Gabe.

3991
04:31:40,900 --> 04:31:43,180
We have a secure line on Jeff...

3992
04:31:43,180 --> 04:31:45,920
Jeff Steen's Nokia 3210.

3993
04:31:47,140 --> 04:31:49,760
He's trying to cancel his VPN subscription.

3994
04:31:50,640 --> 04:31:53,600
He's trying to cancel his VPN subscription, Gabe.

3995
04:31:54,580 --> 04:31:56,800
And he told them he wants to switch service.

3996
04:31:57,220 --> 04:32:02,620
They're offering him a 50% discount on a pro subscription.

3997
04:32:03,480 --> 04:32:03,920
Repeat.

3998
04:32:04,480 --> 04:32:08,520
If he buys a two-year package, he gets 50% off.

3999
04:32:10,020 --> 04:32:12,760
We've intercepted Jeffrey Epstein's VPN.

4000
04:32:13,620 --> 04:32:16,140
We're just after intercepting...

4001
04:32:16,140 --> 04:32:18,600
Gabe Burns' VPN.

4002
04:32:19,920 --> 04:32:21,200
Turns out he's being...

4003
04:32:21,200 --> 04:32:24,500
Turns out Gabe Burns being a naughty boy, Gabe.

4004
04:32:24,820 --> 04:32:25,560
You need to...

4005
04:32:25,560 --> 04:32:27,300
You need to head down there.

4006
04:32:27,960 --> 04:32:30,100
You need to seize his hard drive.

4007
04:32:30,500 --> 04:32:30,980
Fast.

4008
04:32:31,520 --> 04:32:33,040
Otherwise, the evidence will be lost.

4009
04:32:33,120 --> 04:32:33,520
He knows...

4010
04:32:33,520 --> 04:32:34,400
He's onto us, Gabe.

4011
04:32:34,400 --> 04:32:34,440
He's on to us, Gabe.

4012
04:32:34,440 --> 04:32:43,420
Fuck.

4013
04:32:43,480 --> 04:32:44,820
You've alerted Star Ops.

4014
04:32:45,980 --> 04:32:47,120
You've alerted the...

4015
04:32:47,120 --> 04:32:48,520
You've alerted the police, Gabe.

4016
04:32:51,320 --> 04:32:52,800
Star Cloud 9.

4017
04:32:54,120 --> 04:32:54,600
Okay.

4018
04:32:55,220 --> 04:32:56,100
Let's do this.

4019
04:32:56,160 --> 04:32:56,700
We've done it.

4020
04:33:00,120 --> 04:33:02,860
Gabe, whip out your night vision rifle.

4021
04:33:03,780 --> 04:33:08,780
You should be able to see the heat of the bodies, even though there's no technology in that rifle to allow that to happen.

4022
04:33:08,860 --> 04:33:11,740
Leon, tell CBDC Command that I freed the hostages.

4023
04:33:12,060 --> 04:33:12,900
I'm back on task.

4024
04:33:13,160 --> 04:33:13,580
Copy.

4025
04:33:13,980 --> 04:33:14,620
I'll let him know.

4026
04:33:15,940 --> 04:33:17,660
Gabe, you're high on CBD.

4027
04:33:18,320 --> 04:33:19,900
Please sit down and take a nap.

4028
04:33:20,280 --> 04:33:21,840
Come back to me when you've woken up.

4029
04:33:22,540 --> 04:33:24,020
Until then, sweet dreams.

4030
04:33:24,680 --> 04:33:25,460
Sweet prince.

4031
04:33:27,060 --> 04:33:28,880
That man's head was square-shaped.

4032
04:33:33,000 --> 04:33:35,200
These are the Balaclava boys, Gabe.

4033
04:33:35,320 --> 04:33:36,440
You don't want to mess with them.

4034
04:33:38,560 --> 04:33:41,280
Gabe, Greta Thunberg has just called.

4035
04:33:41,400 --> 04:33:43,900
She wants to know if you'll come sailing with her tomorrow.

4036
04:33:44,340 --> 04:33:46,500
She's sailing across the globe.

4037
04:33:47,060 --> 04:33:50,180
She's going to be giving out yards to anyone who will listen.

4038
04:34:01,400 --> 04:34:02,860
Don't get butthurt, Gabe.

4039
04:34:02,860 --> 04:34:04,860
Just because I spiked the punch.

4040
04:34:06,080 --> 04:34:07,820
Somebody spiked the punch, Gabe.

4041
04:34:07,960 --> 04:34:08,720
Are you butthurt?

4042
04:34:10,540 --> 04:34:14,760
Turns out Paul Joseph Watson is using Americanism such as butthurt.

4043
04:34:16,020 --> 04:34:18,140
And he's hijacked white nationalist...

4044
04:34:18,140 --> 04:34:19,140
I'm getting interference.

4045
04:34:19,140 --> 04:34:19,140
I'm getting interference.

4046
04:34:19,140 --> 04:34:24,940
The white nationalist agenda in order to make money off of YouTube views.

4047
04:34:25,260 --> 04:34:28,040
It's an insane business dichotomy, Gabe.

4048
04:34:28,200 --> 04:34:29,560
And you need to get on that.

4049
04:34:30,700 --> 04:34:33,820
Word on the street is PJW's heart isn't in it.

4050
04:34:33,820 --> 04:34:35,620
But his wallet is.

4051
04:34:35,620 --> 04:34:43,380
We need you to open up five YouTube accounts and start spouting right-wing racist stuff.

4052
04:34:43,380 --> 04:34:47,480
Then and only then will you make hard YouTube dollar money.

4053
04:34:47,820 --> 04:34:53,340
Also, on the top of the Freedom Memorial, you'll find Gemro Daugherty and a laptop from Little.

4054
04:34:53,760 --> 04:34:54,100
She won't...

4055
04:34:54,100 --> 04:34:54,680
She won't...

4056
04:34:54,680 --> 04:34:56,400
She refuses to use a laptop.

4057
04:34:56,940 --> 04:34:58,520
It's an Acer laptop.

4058
04:34:58,920 --> 04:35:00,780
It's an Acer laptop, Gabe.

4059
04:35:01,280 --> 04:35:02,880
But she refuses to use it.

4060
04:35:03,100 --> 04:35:03,400
Why?

4061
04:35:03,920 --> 04:35:05,540
Because it's not guaranteed Irish.

4062
04:35:05,880 --> 04:35:10,100
I'm tracking a mobile signal just north of you towards the Freedom Memorial in the Hedge Maze area.

4063
04:35:10,880 --> 04:35:12,240
Check Romer's file and see who he's been using.

4064
04:35:12,880 --> 04:35:15,780
These bombs are set with a backup mobile detonator.

4065
04:35:15,860 --> 04:35:18,120
Gabe Epstein is using Adblock in YouTube.

4066
04:35:18,880 --> 04:35:20,180
You know what to do.

4067
04:35:20,180 --> 04:35:22,620
Add him to my hit list.

4068
04:35:26,400 --> 04:35:30,680
Gabe, Greta Thunberg should be in school and across the ocean.

4069
04:35:31,140 --> 04:35:32,340
You've stolen her dreams.

4070
04:35:32,680 --> 04:35:34,240
But you're not going to steal anything else.

4071
04:35:35,820 --> 04:35:39,660
You need to help Greta get to Sandra to buy a chicken fillet roll.

4072
04:35:39,900 --> 04:35:40,540
Her order?

4073
04:35:40,960 --> 04:35:41,720
No chicken.

4074
04:35:42,100 --> 04:35:43,080
She's pure vegan.

4075
04:35:44,460 --> 04:35:46,880
Lettuce, onions, and spiders.

4076
04:35:47,240 --> 04:35:47,860
That's right.

4077
04:35:47,860 --> 04:35:51,820
You thought she was off her rocker?

4078
04:35:53,040 --> 04:35:53,580
It isn't.

4079
04:35:53,760 --> 04:35:54,820
It isn't like that.

4080
04:35:54,880 --> 04:35:56,440
She just likes eating arachnids.

4081
04:35:57,820 --> 04:35:58,520
Look, Gabe.

4082
04:36:00,300 --> 04:36:03,960
Greta Thunberg is being held by an army of overgrown spiders.

4083
04:36:04,800 --> 04:36:06,940
She's trapped in a web like a grub.

4084
04:36:07,300 --> 04:36:08,760
You need to go and get her.

4085
04:36:09,120 --> 04:36:10,440
You need to save her.

4086
04:36:10,880 --> 04:36:12,300
Before she becomes grub.

4087
04:36:12,600 --> 04:36:16,020
She's going to become grub to those spiders pretty damn soon.

4088
04:36:16,060 --> 04:36:18,140
Unless you can make your way there fast.

4089
04:36:19,740 --> 04:36:23,620
Make your way to the UN building in New York City, Manhattan Town.

4090
04:36:25,520 --> 04:36:27,800
Two F-16s are going to fly you there.

4091
04:36:28,340 --> 04:36:29,300
You need to parachute.

4092
04:36:29,740 --> 04:36:30,980
Eject from the cockpit.

4093
04:36:32,960 --> 04:36:35,860
When you get over Brooklyn, eject from the cockpit.

4094
04:36:36,880 --> 04:36:41,060
The speed at which you're traveling at should propel you over to Manhattan.

4095
04:36:41,860 --> 04:36:43,700
Once you see that- once you- oh fuck.

4096
04:36:43,700 --> 04:37:04,700
Gabe.

4097
04:37:04,700 --> 04:37:08,680
Gabe.

4098
04:37:09,760 --> 04:37:11,360
We've armed- Gabe.

4099
04:37:12,260 --> 04:37:15,140
Greta Thunberg is armed with a pump-action shotgun.

4100
04:37:15,420 --> 04:37:18,240
And she can dual-wheel pistols too, like Lara Croft.

4101
04:37:18,580 --> 04:37:19,580
This isn't a joke.

4102
04:37:20,240 --> 04:37:21,040
No one's laughing.

4103
04:37:21,620 --> 04:37:22,240
Yeah, well.

4104
04:37:23,000 --> 04:37:24,580
Just need to hammer that point home.

4105
04:37:25,420 --> 04:37:27,160
Have you opened your YouTube account yet?

4106
04:37:27,480 --> 04:37:27,760
No.

4107
04:37:28,320 --> 04:37:28,620
Good.

4108
04:37:28,800 --> 04:37:29,600
Open one up.

4109
04:37:29,600 --> 04:37:31,640
And when people ask you what you've got,

4110
04:37:31,880 --> 04:37:32,840
don't call it YouTube.

4111
04:37:33,180 --> 04:37:34,180
Call it YouTube, okay?

4112
04:37:34,180 --> 04:37:36,180
That's the way we do things around here.

4113
04:37:36,980 --> 04:37:37,960
First things first.

4114
04:37:38,340 --> 04:37:39,220
Who's your A&R?

4115
04:37:39,380 --> 04:37:41,220
A mountain climber who plays an electric guitar.

4116
04:37:43,140 --> 04:37:44,760
He doesn't know the meaning of dope.

4117
04:37:46,660 --> 04:37:48,780
And his raps are cleaner than a bar of soap.

4118
04:37:49,320 --> 04:37:49,600
Look.

4119
04:37:49,880 --> 04:37:53,920
What we need you to do is turn around and face the music.

4120
04:37:55,220 --> 04:37:58,260
Go home and speak to your parents.

4121
04:37:59,080 --> 04:38:00,020
They're worried sick.

4122
04:38:00,020 --> 04:38:02,020
Gabe.

4123
04:38:11,940 --> 04:38:14,620
Jeffrey Epstein's pheromones have mutated.

4124
04:38:18,140 --> 04:38:22,260
Tesco are selling vials of Jeffrey Epstein's pheromones.

4125
04:38:22,760 --> 04:38:23,640
Three for two.

4126
04:38:24,140 --> 04:38:26,880
In the three for two sandwich aisle.

4127
04:38:27,520 --> 04:38:28,860
You need to put a stop to this.

4128
04:38:29,380 --> 04:38:30,800
Because nobody else will.

4129
04:38:33,300 --> 04:38:35,540
Turns out if you buy a sandwich.

4130
04:38:36,240 --> 04:38:38,200
A packet of King or Tato crisps.

4131
04:38:41,020 --> 04:38:43,780
And a Jeffrey Epstein pheromone vial.

4132
04:38:44,040 --> 04:38:45,320
That's part of the meal deal.

4133
04:38:46,620 --> 04:38:49,480
You can also buy a Slazinger tennis ball.

4134
04:38:49,560 --> 04:38:50,920
But it's not part of the meal deal.

4135
04:38:58,740 --> 04:39:01,920
This Marcos guy is a little prick.

4136
04:39:02,760 --> 04:39:03,320
Where is he?

4137
04:39:04,060 --> 04:39:04,960
We've lost him.

4138
04:39:05,780 --> 04:39:06,760
Don Marcos.

4139
04:39:07,560 --> 04:39:08,940
Gabe.

4140
04:39:08,940 --> 04:39:08,940
Gabe.

4141
04:39:08,940 --> 04:39:09,440
Gabe.

4142
04:39:09,440 --> 04:39:09,660
Gabe.

4143
04:39:11,940 --> 04:39:12,560
Gabe.

4144
04:39:12,940 --> 04:39:13,460
Gabe.

4145
04:39:13,520 --> 04:39:14,380
Ah.

4146
04:39:16,380 --> 04:39:16,760
Gabe.

4147
04:39:16,760 --> 04:39:16,760
Oh.

4148
04:39:16,760 --> 04:39:16,760
Oh.

4149
04:39:19,180 --> 04:39:19,600
Fuck.

4150
04:39:19,600 --> 04:39:20,440
Double kill.

4151
04:39:20,520 --> 04:39:21,480
Double trouble.

4152
04:39:22,420 --> 04:39:24,140
That was like the reservoir dogs ending.

4153
04:39:25,640 --> 04:39:26,100
Gabe.

4154
04:39:26,480 --> 04:39:28,120
We have two pizzas in the oven.

4155
04:39:28,300 --> 04:39:28,600
One.

4156
04:39:28,860 --> 04:39:30,760
A Don Carlos from Aldi.

4157
04:39:31,120 --> 04:39:31,960
Another one.

4158
04:39:32,300 --> 04:39:33,120
A Goodfellas.

4159
04:39:33,180 --> 04:39:33,500
Repeat.

4160
04:39:33,760 --> 04:39:35,280
A Goodfellas pizza.

4161
04:39:36,120 --> 04:39:37,360
We want you to cook two of them.

4162
04:39:37,460 --> 04:39:39,800
Bake two of them and throw the Don Carlos away.

4163
04:39:40,040 --> 04:39:41,800
It's subprime.

4164
04:39:43,640 --> 04:39:44,940
The Goodfellas is superior.

4165
04:39:45,420 --> 04:39:47,500
It's also a deep pan pepperoni base.

4166
04:39:47,980 --> 04:39:49,780
Make sure it's cooked from frozen, Gabe.

4167
04:39:50,000 --> 04:39:52,320
You don't want that shit to be sloppy when you get it out.

4168
04:39:52,560 --> 04:39:52,980
Also.

4169
04:39:53,460 --> 04:39:56,580
Make sure the base is toasted brown when you take it out.

4170
04:39:58,160 --> 04:39:58,520
Affirmative.

4171
04:39:58,520 --> 04:40:01,280
What about the mini company in Balvinar?

4172
04:40:02,320 --> 04:40:04,780
We call it Balin around here, Gabe.

4173
04:40:07,340 --> 04:40:08,200
Bad news.

4174
04:40:08,320 --> 04:40:10,160
The mini company has gone into administration.

4175
04:40:11,620 --> 04:40:14,760
We're going to have to sack every transition year student.

4176
04:40:15,420 --> 04:40:18,980
They're going to be left without education or any school work for about a year.

4177
04:40:21,560 --> 04:40:24,480
There's going to be no difference to their development though.

4178
04:40:24,580 --> 04:40:25,400
It's just a year out.

4179
04:40:25,400 --> 04:40:35,000
Tuck and roll, Gabe.

4180
04:40:35,260 --> 04:40:36,220
Tuck and roll.

4181
04:40:36,900 --> 04:40:37,780
Breakfast roll.

4182
04:40:38,080 --> 04:40:39,020
That's how we roll.

4183
04:40:42,300 --> 04:40:44,060
I've got a fucking headache.

4184
04:40:46,040 --> 04:40:47,600
Is there a bomb, Jack?

4185
04:40:48,120 --> 04:40:49,340
Are you still watching, Jack?

4186
04:40:49,580 --> 04:40:52,320
If you are there, is there a bomb?

4187
04:40:52,540 --> 04:40:53,760
Have I gone past a bomb?

4188
04:40:54,920 --> 04:40:55,700
In that area.

4189
04:40:55,780 --> 04:40:57,080
The hedge maze area.

4190
04:40:57,200 --> 04:40:58,780
Is there a bomb in the hedge maze area?

4191
04:41:03,740 --> 04:41:07,460
Oh, you need to eliminate the trigger man, Marcos, before I go down there anyway.

4192
04:41:13,720 --> 04:41:14,520
Wow, Jack.

4193
04:41:14,600 --> 04:41:15,820
I can't believe you're still watching, man.

4194
04:41:16,240 --> 04:41:19,280
But I do have to kill the maze, the trigger man.

4195
04:41:19,280 --> 04:41:20,280
Gabe.

4196
04:41:20,280 --> 04:41:20,280
I can't believe you're still watching.

4197
04:41:20,280 --> 04:41:20,280
I can't believe you're still watching.

4198
04:41:20,280 --> 04:41:20,280
I can't believe you're still watching.

4199
04:41:20,280 --> 04:41:21,280
I can't believe you're still watching.

4200
04:41:21,280 --> 04:41:21,280
I can't believe you're still watching.

4201
04:41:21,280 --> 04:41:22,280
I can't believe you're still watching.

4202
04:41:22,280 --> 04:41:23,280
I can't believe you're still watching.

4203
04:41:23,280 --> 04:41:24,280
I can't believe you're still watching.

4204
04:41:24,280 --> 04:41:25,280
I can't believe you're still watching.

4205
04:41:25,280 --> 04:41:25,280
Gabe.

4206
04:41:25,280 --> 04:41:26,280
Gabe.

4207
04:41:26,280 --> 04:41:28,500
We need you to go down in the mini company and buy you.

4208
04:41:28,500 --> 04:41:32,280
Buy one of the used mini cabs.

4209
04:41:32,280 --> 04:41:33,720
They'll be in rough condition.

4210
04:41:33,720 --> 04:41:35,600
And we're likely needed servicing.

4211
04:41:35,600 --> 04:41:37,600
But it's a bargain if we can flip them later.

4212
04:41:37,600 --> 04:41:38,960
Over and out.

4213
04:41:38,960 --> 04:41:39,960
Gabe.

4214
04:41:39,960 --> 04:41:44,960
The mini company is folded, but we still have 15 boxes of refresher bars.

4215
04:41:44,960 --> 04:41:47,960
We need you to eat each and every refresher.

4216
04:41:47,960 --> 04:41:52,960
And film your reaction and upload it to the YouTube channel that you've established.

4217
04:41:52,960 --> 04:41:55,960
It's not a right wing nationalist video.

4218
04:41:55,960 --> 04:41:57,960
But it is gonna get a lot of hits.

4219
04:41:57,960 --> 04:42:00,960
And it will lure the impressionable into your channel.

4220
04:42:00,960 --> 04:42:05,960
Then you'll be able to drop the right wing bombs on them then.

4221
04:42:05,960 --> 04:42:08,960
It's gonna be a tough sell, but you can do it man.

4222
04:42:08,960 --> 04:42:12,960
Name, entitled the video, "Refresh Your Face Man".

4223
04:42:12,960 --> 04:42:16,960
The thumbnail you should use is that of you.

4224
04:42:16,960 --> 04:42:21,960
Red faced, puffy cheeked, ruddy cheeked.

4225
04:42:21,960 --> 04:42:23,960
Oh my god.

4226
04:42:23,960 --> 04:42:25,960
Where the fuck are we going?

4227
04:42:25,960 --> 04:42:26,960
Gabe.

4228
04:42:26,960 --> 04:42:28,960
*I'm sorry, I'm sorry*

4229
04:42:28,960 --> 04:42:30,960
*I'm sorry, I'm sorry*

4230
04:42:30,960 --> 04:42:39,920
Gabe, transition years are going around collecting 2 euro from every student to fund a trip to

4231
04:42:39,920 --> 04:42:47,280
Peru by hosting a no uniform day. Repeat, no uniform day. Only you can stop them, Gabe.

4232
04:42:49,860 --> 04:42:51,560
Gabe, squeeze my hog.

4233
04:42:54,780 --> 04:42:56,240
Where is this Marcos?

4234
04:42:56,240 --> 04:42:57,420
*BEEP*

4235
04:43:06,420 --> 04:43:21,420
SK, thank you very much SK. You told Willy Harald, you told, you told Willy Harald, this man said, this man said, this, this man said.

4236
04:43:22,760 --> 04:43:25,940
Shhh. You've made your point.

4237
04:43:31,200 --> 04:43:32,200
*laughs*

4238
04:43:35,200 --> 04:43:43,520
Oh, fucking hell man. Jack Aylward, you may go back to the, like, to get the last bomb, it will stop the timer. Where's that man? Jack, where is that?

4239
04:43:49,940 --> 04:44:17,660
Gabe. This is heartbreaking. Pardon me. I'm going to move my head so that I can see the

4240
04:44:17,660 --> 04:44:35,580
map. Tennis courts in the statue. Five minutes. This is because we're doing this because Jack has told us.

4241
04:44:47,380 --> 04:44:49,880
Gabe, wank hailstone is approaching fast.

4242
04:44:49,960 --> 04:44:51,740
Make sure you got an umbrella and a Mac.

4243
04:44:51,820 --> 04:44:52,740
A Macintosh.

4244
04:44:53,380 --> 04:44:54,320
Not a computer.

4245
04:44:55,100 --> 04:44:56,280
I'm talking about the clothing.

4246
04:44:59,180 --> 04:45:02,860
Go down to Penny's or Dunn's and buy a Mac and a Sack now.

4247
04:45:05,700 --> 04:45:09,200
The rest of the Western world is counting on you.

4248
04:45:09,360 --> 04:45:11,580
Gabe, I have the conservatives on the phone.

4249
04:45:11,980 --> 04:45:14,840
They want to know where you hid the footage of the chalk ice.

4250
04:45:15,720 --> 04:45:21,040
Also, we need to get you down to the Northern Irish border.

4251
04:45:23,120 --> 04:45:24,440
Shit's about to go down.

4252
04:45:24,820 --> 04:45:25,520
We need you there.

4253
04:45:44,060 --> 04:45:49,680
I'm going back because Jack said there's a bomb back here.

4254
04:45:55,860 --> 04:45:56,700
Provo boys.

4255
04:45:57,980 --> 04:46:04,460
We need you to take two boxes of refreshers from the folded mini company and bring them to the Northern Irish border.

4256
04:46:04,960 --> 04:46:06,320
Feed them to the provos.

4257
04:46:07,660 --> 04:46:10,680
That will give them the much needed energy boost that they need.

4258
04:46:11,540 --> 04:46:13,600
After that's done, you can rest.

4259
04:46:13,680 --> 04:46:16,180
You can nap for an hour, but only an hour, Gabe.

4260
04:46:16,580 --> 04:46:18,080
Remember to take a power nap.

4261
04:46:18,420 --> 04:46:20,760
It's enough for you to have rapid eye movement sleep.

4262
04:46:21,000 --> 04:46:22,440
Don't have any nightmares, Gabe.

4263
04:46:30,440 --> 04:46:35,840
Do us all a favor and disarm the bomb like a good little boy.

4264
04:46:36,560 --> 04:46:39,020
Gabe, we can see the bomb on the map, Gabe.

4265
04:46:39,360 --> 04:46:40,100
This could be it.

4266
04:46:40,260 --> 04:46:41,160
Timer could be over.

4267
04:46:44,040 --> 04:46:45,160
GBDC has the signal.

4268
04:46:45,440 --> 04:46:46,120
They're on their way.

4269
04:46:46,360 --> 04:46:46,980
Stand by.

4270
04:46:47,660 --> 04:46:51,560
Bonnie Greer is on way to say some nice things about Ireland, Gabe.

4271
04:46:51,900 --> 04:46:53,780
Make sure you protect her at all costs.

4272
04:46:53,920 --> 04:46:55,720
She's a great, great American woman.

4273
04:46:59,940 --> 04:47:03,520
Bonnie Greer is about to go viral on Twitter again, Gabe.

4274
04:47:03,880 --> 04:47:05,800
Make sure you've got your gun handy.

4275
04:47:05,800 --> 04:47:31,220
For crying out loud, Gabe.

4276
04:47:31,220 --> 04:47:37,620
Turn left, Gabe.

4277
04:47:39,000 --> 04:47:40,340
Then turn right, Gabe.

4278
04:47:43,800 --> 04:47:48,700
Gabe, we need to get you back to Downing Street to assist with the hard clean Brexit.

4279
04:47:49,840 --> 04:47:52,600
It's been a sloppy Brexit.

4280
04:47:53,240 --> 04:47:58,160
You're going to need to bring two rolls of Charmin to assist with the cleanup.

4281
04:47:58,880 --> 04:48:00,640
Make sure the Charmin is scented.

4282
04:48:00,640 --> 04:48:05,640
If it isn't, if you can only afford cheap asswipe...

4283
04:48:06,420 --> 04:48:21,640
Gabe, if you can only...

4284
04:48:21,640 --> 04:48:24,640
Gabe, if you can only...

4285
04:48:24,640 --> 04:48:30,060
If you can only afford cheap asswipe, Gabe, we suggest...

4286
04:48:30,060 --> 04:48:34,060
That you spray each individual roll down...

4287
04:48:34,840 --> 04:48:39,600
With a can of CN body deodorant, which you've acquired from Little.

4288
04:48:42,280 --> 04:48:44,100
No one said it's going to be easy, Gabe.

4289
04:48:47,280 --> 04:48:49,380
This is why we get paid the big bucks, Gabe.

4290
04:48:49,380 --> 04:49:11,900
Gabe, we need you to download the cat in the hat starring Jim Carrey from Pirate Bay.

4291
04:49:12,160 --> 04:49:16,160
If you can't access the site, it's probably because AIR have blocked it.

4292
04:49:16,160 --> 04:49:19,700
Listen, I have a passcode for a new VPN.

4293
04:49:19,700 --> 04:49:24,200
I've just gotten a 50% discount because I bought a two-year supply.

4294
04:49:24,200 --> 04:49:27,640
Use the VPN to access the Pirate Bay.

4295
04:49:27,640 --> 04:49:29,640
Download the cat in the hat with Jim Carrey.

4296
04:49:29,640 --> 04:49:32,200
Sit and watch that alongside Greta...

4297
04:49:32,200 --> 04:49:34,840
Oh, Mike Myers, I meant.

4298
04:49:35,380 --> 04:49:36,340
Not Jim Carrey.

4299
04:49:36,340 --> 04:49:38,340
You could be forgiven for confusing it though.

4300
04:49:38,340 --> 04:49:42,340
Jim Carrey's face is exactly like that of Dr. Zeus' cat in the cat.

4301
04:49:42,340 --> 04:49:44,340
Listen, we've just had word.

4302
04:49:44,340 --> 04:49:49,340
The Jim Carrey and Mike Myers have amalgamated to become Jim Myers.

4303
04:49:49,340 --> 04:49:50,340
Repeat, Jim Myers.

4304
04:49:50,340 --> 04:49:56,120
We want you to sit down and watch that movie with Greta.

4305
04:49:56,120 --> 04:50:03,120
We want you to sit down and watch that movie with Greta.

4306
04:50:03,120 --> 04:50:06,120
Greta Thunberg should be at home watching Disney films.

4307
04:50:06,120 --> 04:50:08,120
She's in above her head.

4308
04:50:08,120 --> 04:50:12,120
She's dealing with concepts that are way too far advanced for her age.

4309
04:50:12,120 --> 04:50:16,120
What we need to do is download those movies off the Pirate Bay.

4310
04:50:16,120 --> 04:50:29,120
Movies such as Cat in the Hat, The Grinch that Stole Christmas, and to a lesser extent The Polar Express with Tom Hanky Panky.

4311
04:50:29,120 --> 04:50:33,120
Watch those movies, Gabe. Watch them fast.

4312
04:50:33,120 --> 04:50:38,120
The timer has been stopped. We can now complete the level at our leisure.

4313
04:50:40,120 --> 04:50:42,120
Thanks very much, Jack.

4314
04:50:42,120 --> 04:50:47,120
Jack. Jack is the king of this stream today.

4315
04:50:49,120 --> 04:50:52,120
Jack is on hand. Jack is my Leon.

4316
04:51:02,120 --> 04:51:08,120
Frank Hamilton is just being cast in the new Dr. Zeus movie.

4317
04:51:09,120 --> 04:51:12,120
Frank in the hat.

4318
04:51:12,120 --> 04:51:15,120
You need to find him and destroy him.

4319
04:51:15,120 --> 04:51:19,120
With his history, he's going to jeopardize the success of the movie.

4320
04:51:20,120 --> 04:51:24,120
Although Hollyweird, he'll be right at home in Hollyweird.

4321
04:51:26,120 --> 04:51:29,120
We're going to have to get Frozen on DVD.

4322
04:51:30,120 --> 04:51:32,120
And Greta Thunberg has watched that.

4323
04:51:32,120 --> 04:51:36,120
She will see climate change doesn't have to be such a bad thing after all.

4324
04:51:36,120 --> 04:51:38,120
She can finally let go.

4325
04:51:57,120 --> 04:51:58,120
Heheheheh.

4326
04:52:00,120 --> 04:52:00,120
Gabe.

4327
04:52:00,120 --> 04:52:03,120
We need you to go to Las Vegas.

4328
04:52:03,120 --> 04:52:05,120
Sushi will be comped.

4329
04:52:06,120 --> 04:52:08,120
Gabe, we need you to get down to Vegas fast.

4330
04:52:09,120 --> 04:52:11,120
We need you to make five trips to Vegas.

4331
04:52:12,120 --> 04:52:15,120
Each time, each trip, we'll have a new suitcase full of weaponry.

4332
04:52:15,120 --> 04:52:16,120
High-powered weaponry.

4333
04:52:17,120 --> 04:52:20,120
Once the sushi is being comped, you can attach...

4334
04:52:20,120 --> 04:52:22,120
What we want you to do is attach a butt...

4335
04:52:23,120 --> 04:52:26,120
A bump stock to a tuna maki roll.

4336
04:52:28,120 --> 04:52:29,120
And fire out...

4337
04:52:30,120 --> 04:52:31,120
Tuna.

4338
04:52:31,120 --> 04:52:33,120
Spread across the whole casino.

4339
04:52:34,120 --> 04:52:35,120
You capiche?

4340
04:52:38,120 --> 04:52:39,120
Inside information.

4341
04:52:39,120 --> 04:52:48,120
Gaebe, you need to download MPC-HC if you want to watch these videos.

4342
04:52:49,120 --> 04:52:50,120
VL-Haha!

4343
04:52:50,120 --> 04:52:51,120
VLC won't cut it.

4344
04:52:52,120 --> 04:52:53,120
Gabe, you...

4345
04:52:55,120 --> 04:52:58,120
Leon, I've installed VLC. The movie won't play.

4346
04:52:58,120 --> 04:53:00,120
You need to download MPC encoder.

4347
04:53:00,120 --> 04:53:02,120
You're gonna have to re-encode that format, Gabe.

4348
04:53:03,120 --> 04:53:05,120
Do you have the processor to handle that shit?

4349
04:53:06,120 --> 04:53:09,120
No, it's an Intel Celeron from 1998 running Windows 98.

4350
04:53:12,120 --> 04:53:15,120
Bin Laden has just started up a brand new Twitch stream, Gabe.

4351
04:53:15,120 --> 04:53:16,120
He's alive and well.

4352
04:53:16,120 --> 04:53:17,120
We need to find him.

4353
04:53:18,120 --> 04:53:20,120
The feds have located...

4354
04:53:20,120 --> 04:53:21,120
We can triangulate his stream.

4355
04:53:22,120 --> 04:53:25,120
It's coming from somewhere inside the Tora Bora landscape cave.

4356
04:53:26,120 --> 04:53:28,120
Make sure you've got a head on your shoulders.

4357
04:53:29,120 --> 04:53:30,120
Shit's about to pop off.

4358
04:53:31,120 --> 04:53:33,120
Sushi is about to be comped, Gabe.

4359
04:53:34,120 --> 04:53:35,120
Looks like, uh...

4360
04:53:36,120 --> 04:53:37,120
We got Intel on Bin Laden.

4361
04:53:38,120 --> 04:53:41,120
He's just after checking into the Four Seasons in Las Vegas.

4362
04:53:41,120 --> 04:53:44,120
He's eating sushi right about now.

4363
04:53:47,120 --> 04:53:51,120
You need to find Marcos and shoot his head off with a big gun.

4364
04:53:52,120 --> 04:53:54,120
Capiche? Comprende?

4365
04:53:55,120 --> 04:53:56,120
Right.

4366
04:53:57,120 --> 04:53:57,120
Don't worry.

4367
04:53:57,120 --> 04:53:58,120
This is all under control.

4368
04:54:03,120 --> 04:54:04,120
Uh oh.

4369
04:54:10,120 --> 04:54:16,120
Gabe, we need to send you to rehab to extract Jordan B. Peterson from rehab.

4370
04:54:16,120 --> 04:54:19,120
And slap him on the face twice with a wet fish.

4371
04:54:21,120 --> 04:54:22,120
Once that's done...

4372
04:54:23,120 --> 04:54:24,120
Take him on your...

4373
04:54:25,120 --> 04:54:27,120
Take him in the side cart of a motorcycle and side cart.

4374
04:54:28,120 --> 04:54:30,120
And drive around Manhattan Island.

4375
04:54:31,120 --> 04:54:32,120
Shouting, "We're coming here to...

4376
04:54:32,120 --> 04:54:33,120
We're coming to save you everyone.

4377
04:54:33,120 --> 04:54:34,120
We're coming to save you."

4378
04:54:34,120 --> 04:54:35,120
We're coming to save you.

4379
04:54:36,120 --> 04:54:38,120
Once that's done, mission accomplished.

4380
04:54:39,120 --> 04:54:43,120
George Bush is going to escort you to an aircap carrier just on the Gulf...

4381
04:54:44,120 --> 04:54:45,120
Uh...

4382
04:54:45,120 --> 04:54:46,120
Just in the Gulf Bay there.

4383
04:54:48,120 --> 04:54:49,120
And it's going to be mission complete.

4384
04:54:50,120 --> 04:54:51,120
Comprende? Comprende.

4385
04:54:52,120 --> 04:54:53,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4386
04:54:53,120 --> 04:54:53,120
Where is Marcos?

4387
04:54:53,120 --> 04:54:54,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4388
04:54:54,120 --> 04:54:55,120
Where is Marcos?"

4389
04:54:55,120 --> 04:54:56,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4390
04:54:56,120 --> 04:54:57,120
"Where is Marcos?"

4391
04:54:57,120 --> 04:54:58,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4392
04:54:58,120 --> 04:54:59,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4393
04:54:59,120 --> 04:55:00,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4394
04:55:00,120 --> 04:55:01,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4395
04:55:01,120 --> 04:55:02,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4396
04:55:02,120 --> 04:55:03,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4397
04:55:03,120 --> 04:55:04,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4398
04:55:04,120 --> 04:55:05,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4399
04:55:05,120 --> 04:55:06,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4400
04:55:06,120 --> 04:55:07,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4401
04:55:07,120 --> 04:55:08,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4402
04:55:08,120 --> 04:55:09,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4403
04:55:09,120 --> 04:55:10,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4404
04:55:10,120 --> 04:55:11,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4405
04:55:11,120 --> 04:55:12,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4406
04:55:12,120 --> 04:55:13,120
"I'm glad to have you around, Gabe."

4407
04:55:13,120 --> 04:55:15,120
"He's going around each patient's cell."

4408
04:55:15,120 --> 04:55:18,120
"And he's telling them to clean their cells."

4409
04:55:18,120 --> 04:55:23,120
"He's quoting lines, randomly, from his book, 12 Rules to Be a Man."

4410
04:55:23,120 --> 04:55:25,120
"Or whatever you call it."

4411
04:55:25,120 --> 04:55:27,120
"You need to get a hold of him, man."

4412
04:55:27,120 --> 04:55:30,120
"That rehab clinic is, uh..."

4413
04:55:30,120 --> 04:55:34,120
"They're not able to contain him at the moment, man."

4414
04:55:34,120 --> 04:55:36,120
"Gabe, man."

4415
04:55:36,120 --> 04:55:39,120
"Did you find the trigger man yet, Gabe?"

4416
04:55:39,120 --> 04:55:42,120
"There's a flak jacket hidden somewhere in the hedge maze."

4417
04:55:42,120 --> 04:55:44,120
"Detox your cell, fast."

4418
04:55:44,120 --> 04:55:46,120
"Fast."

4419
04:55:50,120 --> 04:55:54,120
"Turns out everything your mommy and poppy told you as a child is bullshit."

4420
04:55:54,120 --> 04:55:58,120
"You need to read books by Jordan B, man."

4421
04:55:58,120 --> 04:56:01,120
"Gabe is from Toronto."

4422
04:56:05,120 --> 04:56:10,120
"Your YouTube channel is being shut down, Gabe."

4423
04:56:10,120 --> 04:56:16,120
"For promoting toxic masculinity and subtle white nationalist ideals."

4424
04:56:16,120 --> 04:56:18,120
"I know that your heart wasn't in it at the time."

4425
04:56:18,120 --> 04:56:20,120
"But it wasn't right, man."

4426
04:56:20,120 --> 04:56:22,120
"Your audience were impressionable kids."

4427
04:56:22,120 --> 04:56:24,120
"You fucked up."

4428
04:56:24,120 --> 04:56:26,120
"And now you're about to get fucked up."

4429
04:56:26,120 --> 04:56:28,120
"Marcos is the trigger man."

4430
04:56:28,120 --> 04:56:46,120
"Time to whip out your sniper rifle and take down these goons, Gabe."

4431
04:56:46,120 --> 04:56:48,120
"We're all rooting for you."

4432
04:56:48,120 --> 04:56:50,120
"Don't fuck it up."

4433
04:56:50,120 --> 04:56:56,120
"Gabe, if you look through the scope of your high power velocity rifle, you should be able to see some idiot."

4434
04:56:56,120 --> 04:56:58,120
"Take his head off with a clean strike."

4435
04:56:58,120 --> 04:57:00,120
"Over and out."

4436
04:57:00,120 --> 04:57:04,120
"Bullet in the square."

4437
04:57:04,120 --> 04:57:06,120
"That's great."

4438
04:57:06,120 --> 04:57:08,120
"Come on, Gabe."

4439
04:57:08,120 --> 04:57:20,120
"JB Peterson and Jeffrey-- the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein are holed up in the rehabilitation clinic, Gabe."

4440
04:57:20,120 --> 04:57:22,120
"We're gonna airdrop you in there at 0500 hours."

4441
04:57:22,120 --> 04:57:25,120
"Make sure you've had enough sleep, okay?"

4442
04:57:25,120 --> 04:57:29,120
"What we want you to do is extract JBP."

4443
04:57:29,120 --> 04:57:38,120
"Then, uh, uh, uh, uh, Wesker from Ghostbusters or, uh, Spangler or whatever his name is."

4444
04:57:38,120 --> 04:57:41,120
"What's that guy's name from Ghostbusters?"

4445
04:57:41,120 --> 04:57:43,120
"Yeah, he's gonna be assisting you."

4446
04:57:43,120 --> 04:57:47,120
"You need to trap Epstein's ghost inside that ghost machine."

4447
04:57:47,120 --> 04:57:48,120
"Bring him back to New York."

4448
04:57:48,120 --> 04:57:50,120
"Over and out. We'll see you later."

4449
04:57:50,120 --> 04:57:53,120
"Egon Spangler."

4450
04:57:53,120 --> 04:57:57,120
"Yeah, that's right. Egon Salazar."

4451
04:57:57,120 --> 04:58:02,120
"Also, Slimer has-- has designs on you, Gabe."

4452
04:58:02,120 --> 04:58:05,120
"You need to take him out before he kills you."

4453
04:58:05,120 --> 04:58:20,120
"Do you reckon you can take out the flak jackets with your, uh, pistol?"

4454
04:58:20,120 --> 04:58:25,120
"Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh."

4455
04:58:25,120 --> 04:58:29,120
"There's someone coming. There's someone coming for me."

4456
04:58:29,120 --> 04:58:32,120
"Aaah!"

4457
04:58:32,120 --> 04:58:34,120
"Haha!"

4458
04:58:34,120 --> 04:58:38,120
"Gabe, you're not taking those guys' heads off yet, Gabe."

4459
04:58:38,120 --> 04:58:41,120
"You've been streaming since 9 AM this morning, Gabe."

4460
04:58:41,120 --> 04:58:42,120
"It's fucked up."

4461
04:58:42,120 --> 04:58:44,120
"Let's go, Gabe."

4462
04:58:44,120 --> 04:58:55,120
"Gabe, we need you to make-- bake a tray of flapjacks, gluten-free."

4463
04:58:55,120 --> 04:58:57,120
"Gluten-gluten free."

4464
04:59:02,120 --> 04:59:07,120
"Gabe, we need you to create lo-fi study playlists to put their goons to slate."

4465
04:59:07,120 --> 04:59:13,120
"I have linked a raw-- a rawr of stuck drumbeats."

4466
04:59:16,120 --> 04:59:20,120
"Just use your free trial of WinRAR to extract them to FL Studio."

4467
04:59:20,120 --> 04:59:21,120
"Over and out."

4468
04:59:22,120 --> 04:59:23,120
"Gabe."

4469
04:59:23,120 --> 04:59:28,120
"We tried to lock JBP up, but he keeps getting out on good behavior."

4470
04:59:28,120 --> 04:59:31,120
"We've s-- we've sent a PDF transcription."

4471
04:59:31,120 --> 04:59:32,120
"A face."

4472
04:59:32,120 --> 04:59:35,120
"Most recent debates."

4473
04:59:37,120 --> 04:59:40,120
"Find every loose end you can and report back."

4474
04:59:41,120 --> 04:59:42,120
"Oh, thank fuck."

4475
04:59:42,120 --> 04:59:43,120
"Fuck."

4476
04:59:49,120 --> 04:59:51,120
"Imagine when we-- when we get this done."

4477
04:59:51,120 --> 04:59:56,120
"I suppose-- it's not that easy-- it's not that easy to imagine."

4478
04:59:56,120 --> 05:00:00,120
"But at the moment, it's hard-- thank you very much, Phantom."

4479
05:00:05,120 --> 05:00:09,120
"It's not that hard to imagine, but it's hard to think it's actually-- it is gonna happen."

4480
05:00:10,120 --> 05:00:11,120
"After all this time."

4481
05:00:13,120 --> 05:00:15,120
"I took a toilet break, Fontaine, there about 20 minutes ago."

4482
05:00:25,120 --> 05:00:26,120
"Formerly Sweet Beast."

4483
05:00:26,120 --> 05:00:27,120
"Thank you very much."

4484
05:00:27,120 --> 05:00:28,120
"Oh my god."

4485
05:00:32,120 --> 05:00:33,120
"Oh my god."

4486
05:00:33,120 --> 05:00:35,120
"The Fruit Loops Studio one broke me."

4487
05:00:35,120 --> 05:00:40,120
"Gabe, you have to go back. You haven't completed your objectives."

4488
05:00:40,120 --> 05:00:41,120
"Oh."

4489
05:00:42,120 --> 05:00:45,120
"Gabe, why did I tell you?"

4490
05:00:45,120 --> 05:00:53,120
"JBP is holed up somewhere in the Tora Bora Mountain cave with the ghost-- the ghost of Osama Bin Laden."

4491
05:00:54,120 --> 05:00:55,120
"Oh!"

4492
05:00:56,120 --> 05:01:05,120
"Gabe, there's a house on Daft in a bottle bag compound. 900 euro a month."

4493
05:01:06,120 --> 05:01:09,120
"I reckon you should take it. It's a pretty sweet deal."

4494
05:01:11,120 --> 05:01:13,120
"Stay away from me, Gabe."

4495
05:01:13,120 --> 05:01:14,120
"I've restraining order on you, Gabe."

4496
05:01:14,120 --> 05:01:15,120
"Stay the hell away, okay?"

4497
05:01:15,120 --> 05:01:16,120
"I'm fucking starving."

4498
05:01:16,120 --> 05:01:24,000
from me Gabe. Restraining order on you Gabe. Stay the hell away okay?

4499
05:01:37,080 --> 05:01:42,240
I'm fucking starving. I need to eat.

4500
05:01:44,280 --> 05:01:49,040
Once Marcos, once we've killed Marcos.

4501
05:02:13,440 --> 05:02:14,600
Yes!

4502
05:02:32,200 --> 05:02:36,200
Okay turn around.

4503
05:02:36,200 --> 05:02:43,200
Okay turn around.

4504
05:02:43,200 --> 05:02:50,200
Okay turn around.

4505
05:02:50,200 --> 05:02:52,200
Okay turn around.

4506
05:02:52,200 --> 05:02:54,200
Okay turn around.

4507
05:02:54,200 --> 05:02:56,200
*laughs*

4508
05:02:56,200 --> 05:02:58,200
*laughs*

4509
05:02:58,200 --> 05:03:05,200
*laughs*

4510
05:03:25,200 --> 05:03:28,200
I'm at the entrance. Tell CBDC to get their team moving.

4511
05:03:28,200 --> 05:03:30,200
Hurry Gabe, you don't have much time.

4512
05:03:33,200 --> 05:03:40,200
Oh, thank God for that. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

4513
05:03:48,200 --> 05:03:52,200
I'm done. This has been a Gabe Logan

4514
05:03:52,200 --> 05:04:01,200
Affair. Gabe, it's my niece. Gabe. It's my niece's communion tomorrow. So you don't have to go alone.

4515
05:04:01,200 --> 05:04:07,200
I'll try to bring you back a slice of cake. My sister doesn't like sharing. So there's no telling if I'll get any.

4516
05:04:07,200 --> 05:04:10,200
*sniff* Over and out.

4517
05:04:10,200 --> 05:04:16,200
Thanks very much for sh*ticking with us on this stream today. This stream was brought to you by Firelighters.

4518
05:04:16,200 --> 05:04:29,200
Dino Crisis. Listen to that music man. We're missing out. *music*

4519
05:04:29,200 --> 05:04:30,200
*music*

4520
05:04:30,200 --> 05:04:31,200
*music*

4521
05:04:31,200 --> 05:04:32,200
*music*

4522
05:04:32,200 --> 05:04:33,200
*music*

4523
05:04:33,200 --> 05:04:34,620
D.C. Freedom Memorial

4524
05:04:34,620 --> 05:04:37,500
From us here

4525
05:04:37,500 --> 05:04:39,660
At Viper Higgins Incorporated

4526
05:04:39,660 --> 05:04:41,840
From Gabe Logan, JBP

4527
05:04:41,840 --> 05:04:43,060
Greta Thunberg

4528
05:04:43,060 --> 05:04:44,460
Balina

4529
05:04:44,460 --> 05:04:46,300
Mini Company

4530
05:04:46,300 --> 05:04:48,800
All the boys

4531
05:04:48,800 --> 05:04:51,440
Gabe Byrne, Gabriel Byrne

4532
05:04:51,440 --> 05:04:52,580
Everyone

4533
05:04:52,580 --> 05:04:55,560
I want to say a big thank you

4534
05:04:55,560 --> 05:04:56,700
From the bottom of our hearts

4535
05:04:56,700 --> 05:04:59,000
And rest in pieces

4536
05:04:59,000 --> 05:05:01,400
And goodnight and God bless

4537
05:05:01,400 --> 05:05:02,760
Goodnight and God bless

4538
05:05:02,760 --> 05:05:05,080
And you

4539
05:05:05,080 --> 05:05:06,460
You told Willie Harold

4540
05:05:06,460 --> 05:05:08,400
You said

4541
05:05:08,400 --> 05:05:10,400
You said Willie Harold

4542
05:05:10,400 --> 05:05:12,360
This man said

4543
05:05:12,360 --> 05:05:14,020
This man said

4544
05:05:14,020 --> 05:05:16,100
Thanks for watching the stream

4545
05:05:16,100 --> 05:05:18,600
Thank you very much for watching the stream

4546
05:05:18,600 --> 05:05:20,140
And goodnight and God bless

4547
05:05:20,140 --> 05:05:22,020
See you later

4548
05:05:22,020 --> 05:05:23,040
Bye bye

4549
05:05:23,040 --> 05:05:24,600
Bye bye

4550
05:05:24,600 --> 05:05:25,380
See ya

4551
05:05:25,380 --> 05:05:26,780
See you later, bye