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*Bahhh*

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When I slither home after a hard day out in fields,

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there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace,

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and setting fire to them.

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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

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I do a few rolls on the ground, and a few reptilious repetitions, just to get the blood flowing.

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Once those flames are licking high, it's time to shtick your coal in it.

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You can generate extra drafthage by using your gooch as a waft.

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Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the blades.

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This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

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Trying to move in front. And she does with an ace.

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*Bahhh*

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*Bahhh*

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Still able to make a play on the ball.

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*Bahhh*

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*Bahhh*

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*Bahhh*

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*Bahhh*

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Well this will help though won't it?

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Gee, gets up to this one quickly, takes after it.

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Nice little touch.

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touch solid hold and she does with an ace down the team yo yo what's the crack how you get none yo

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break it down you know with this how we go we got that blue jewel we've got a blue jewel coming at

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you right right fresh and fast out of school 20 years I did in the military service now I'm back

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at you gonna serve you aces left right and center I'm I'm gonna be coming at you later on we got that

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blue jewel it's got a little little little little lovely little shine to it and when you add it to

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another little piece in the game it'll unlock a gun or something you can put it in your pouch but don't

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be careful because you can only carry so much in your pouch it's called a blue jewel pouch how you doing

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when I was a young little boy I used to play with all my little toys the toys that Santa brung and

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mommy and dad too when I was young I went to school every year it was my birthday and every day I would

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pray to God up in the sky what you gonna bring me tomorrow God it better be good it better be really

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cool man like a blue jewel not a red jewel or green jewel a blue jewel I should have studied harder in school

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Instead I was playing with a blue jewel

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I should have done my homework in school

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Instead I just played with a blue jewel

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A blue jewel

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I failed my exams and then I had to repeat

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Why? Because I stayed up late

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Playing with a little, little sweet

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Peace

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You know what it was?

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It was a blue jewel

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A blue jewel

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A lovely little shiny little blue jewel

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A blue jewel

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Not a green jewel

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Or a red jewel

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Purple jewel

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Yellow jewel

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You know what I'm doing yo

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Bring it down

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Bring it down

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Down to town

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

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If you come round here I'll sell you a Twix

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Maybe a can of Pepsi

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Or a Coke

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Or a Fanta

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That ain't no joke

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We've got Club Orange in the fridge out the back

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It's got a lot of sugar in it

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Watch your back

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Yeah I just rhymed back with back

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You wanna hear more of that shit?

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You gotta stump up the cash

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Cause this freestyle shit don't come for free

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Even though I've just been offered a gig on TV3

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Doing this every night from a hot dog stand

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They said it would be shite

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I said I can do it online

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And I'll just keep doing it online

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They said no we want you to do it on TV instead

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I said listen man

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I'm too good for that

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I'm gonna do it on YouTube

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Straight off the bat

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I've got a fella called Tom

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He stands outside the hot dog van

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He likes to dance

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All night

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There's something wrong

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But we won't even go there

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Why?

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Cause mental health is a very delicate subject

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Okay?

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We don't want another mental health scare

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So if Tom wants to dance all night

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If that man wants to dance all night

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Fucking let him

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Okay?

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Don't you ever

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Don't you ever talk about him again

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Like that

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And if you lay one finger on that man's head

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You're fucked

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When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields

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There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace

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And setting fire to them

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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did

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While I'm waiting for that baby to get going

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I do a few rolls on the ground

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Sorry about that

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Kind of lost the beat there a bit

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I thought I would be carried by the new shirt

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I thought the shirt was going to carry the weight of the beat

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But it didn't

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It actually

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It made things heavier

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So there's a lesson to be learnt there

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Don't go out and caveman it

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If you think that your clothes are going to carry you in society

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That's not going to work

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You need to actually have something to back it up

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Look at these guys

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Naked is the day they were born

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They lost the plot

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And I'm about to lose their heads

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Double header

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Double header there

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Bit of a bit of a snack on the neck

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But nothing we can't handle

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Mama duck thank you very much for your glorious tip

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Very very kind of you

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Now the last day we left this

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It was Vortex Crimes

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And we neglected the gameplay to go fully fledged into the Frank McCourt

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Hurricane Lorenzo saga

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And Viper rules in the school

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Thank you very much for that as well

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Very kind of you

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And it means a lot

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And it means a lot to the cause

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I don't know where we're going to go with this here

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I think we have to

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I think we have to mount the boxes and climb the boxes

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We'll get up there anyways

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And move along

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Live stream from Mexico

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We're not in Mexico at the moment

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We're in Clexico

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But we've got a blue jewel

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It's a blue jewel

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It's a lovely sweet little shiny blue jewel

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It's securely closed

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I can't open it

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And then there's a little side door here

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Which we can go through

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Uh oh

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Watch this

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Sorry dogs

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It's a shame because they were nice creatures

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These little dober men

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These little dober men here

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And that's

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One of them's gone

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One of them's gone to the grave

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And that one's gone with him

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They'll be buried together

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In everlasting peace

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Seems to have stopped on a lower floor

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Hmm

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I don't know if we turned right

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Turn right the last day out there

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I know we went along here and then

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Oh god

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Oh god this guy's got a hold of her arm

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Great stuff that's a great execution

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That's the way you want to kill a dog if you've got a powerful couple of weapons with you

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Timmy shenanigans

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Timmy shenanigans thank you very much for your glorious tip

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Your snake in a shoebox

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Would you believe they kept the snake

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They kept Timmy in a shoebox

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And he was a snake?

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And he was a snake?

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Get on to animal welfare

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Fast

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Yeah far further thank you very much as well

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Listen lads

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I want to say thanks for the tips

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I want to say thanks for the tips from my head to my hips

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You can't see my hips they're shaking

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No wicking and baking

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Why?

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Cause it gives a brother brain damage

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And brain damage on the mic don't manage nothing

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Except making a sucker a new equal

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So don't be another sequel

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I like to sell hot dogs in my spare time

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Cans of coke if you want to rhyme

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Savage beats on the beat machine

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Groovy Tom downstairs he likes to dance

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What are his plans?

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He's gonna head back to America one day

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And then he's gonna come back for the third game

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Hopefully

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They haven't announced it yet

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But I believe they would just make that into a kind of a surprise thing

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Hopefully it's a surprise

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Like in Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty

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When they did the whole kind of 180 degree spin

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And then you have to play as that riding lad

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I'm hoping for the third installment of Shenmue now

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That they bring this book back

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And that he's like

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Hey Rio!

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I come back from America man!

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He has a weird accent like that

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I love hot dogs man!

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It was kind of like a semi-Jamaican, semi-American accent

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I love hot dogs man!

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That man had a green coat!

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And mad, he had a mad stare man!

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Anyway, I'll stop that!

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Don't ever get taken away by Tom

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Okay?

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He's not right

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I'll carry on this game here!

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It's locked!

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The shirt is electric!

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The shirt is electric!

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How much for it?

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I will literally buy it off your back

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It can't be bought!

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This thing...

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This thing is going to carry the stream on to the next level

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I thought that the shirt itself...

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It's got chains on it!

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It's got like fucking birds and chains and stuff!

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It's amazing man!

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It's the classiest shirt I've ever seen!

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It literally costs about 5€ I'd say!

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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Is this a chapless shirt?

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No, I don't know how chapless shirt would work!

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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What is chapless?

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Or...

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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*Scoffs*

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pants that you wear that have no crotch. They had none of them in the NCBI anyway. They had this.

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Imagine someone donated a pair of arseless chaps to NCBI.

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And they were only like $2.50. Look at this guy.

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We're getting into the meat and gristle of this now. Boom. Trigonometry. Boom. Trigonomics.

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Thank you very much. Delith. Gotta say something. That's Delith-ious.

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Delith-ious. Thank you very much. Watch out! There's a f- Watch out! There's a f- Watch out! There's a f-

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fighter jet coming down! Get out! That was for you, Delith. Thank you very much. And thank you very much as well,

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Timmy Shenanigans for the Heshton Blumenthal.

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I don't see how you can live life on a daily basis without referencing the late- the late Jim Kemi.

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Look at this. It's a green jewel.

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You can't take any more items. Someone told me to keep the, uh, the fire extinguisher.

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Because apparently you need it later on in the game, but they don't really let you know that.

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So I don't know what to do here, whether to, uh...

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Can you just drop that? Can you discard that?

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I can't go a day without referencing the late- the late Jim Kemi, because the whole scene and scenario is giving me life at the moment. And there's the-

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when- when times are hard, or if there's dark times, or- not even particularly dark, if the- the mood is not as exciting as it should be.

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Or, uh, you know. You can always reach for the clip. And the clip is always going to be there for you.

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The late Jim Kemi will always be there for you as well. Pat- Pat will always be there for you.

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Hello Line 4.

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Good evening gay!

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Pat Cox MEP will always be there for you.

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P Flynn will always be there for you.

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G to the H.

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Jezzy Hannan.

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Jezabel.

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The Angel of the Lanes.

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The late Jim Kemi.

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Moira Gallaher.

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Willie Harald.

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They're all there for you. If you need- if you need them.

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They will be there to help you...

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traverse.

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And surmount any obstacle.

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Security lock is active.

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Enter an employee ID to enter-

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Please enter your ID number.

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Don't have a number. Don't have a number, I'm afraid.

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Don't do- do not have a number there.

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So I don't know what to do. Maybe just leave it.

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Thank you very much Farfurther. You should set up a PO box so people can send you stuff. Trinkets and such.

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Yeah, I might, but I'd be afraid of opening that box.

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What if someone sent Semtex or something like that?

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Do you know?

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What if someone sent Anthrax in the post?

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You can get Anthrax in Lidl now in the middle aisle. If you go down to the middle section. I've seen they're selling jars of it.

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And air beds.

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And a fucking car battery charger. Generator.

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Bats!

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Shame about the bats, isn't it?

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Awful shame the bats had to go.

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They were the-

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They were- they were a nice fixture. The- the bathrooms.

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Thank you very much Farfurther.

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I'm Bi-Pat. Cannot believe it man. It's just very very kind. Sometimes-

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Sometimes I feel the Bi-Pat. It's too kind. The stuff you're doing is too kind man. And it gets- it gets on top of me man. It's too much. Okay?

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Can't believe it man. Can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it man. We're back again.

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We're in a little freestyle pen. The play pen.

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I learn to rhyme. One, two, three, four, five. I'm staying alive. Like the Bee Gees every day. I wake up in a barn. On a bale of hay. That's right. I sleep in a barn. Are you feeling sorry for me now? Huh? All the shit you were saying about me. You never realized I had to go home to a barn every night.

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I'm only messing. I sleep on a bed every night. It's nice. It's got a lovely pillow. And a blanket. It's thrice tog. Times. Three. Which would mean. It's nine. It's got a tog value of nine. The winter's coming in soon. We're gonna have to increase the tog value. Up to about fourteen.

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I'd say about fourteen. Tog. That'd be nice. Did you ever check the tog of your blanket?

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Shit. Sorry. I lost it there. I lost. I lost the fucking rhyme there. I'm afraid. I'm sorry about that. I had the flow. I thought. I thought I was going somewhere with the tog value of the blanket. But I couldn't. What? I was trying to think of what rhymes with blanket. There is nothing.

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Rank it. Rank it. Rank it. Bye Pat. Thanks very much. I'm sorry about that. It was a weak effort. I promise you I'll get you in the next. The next time it's going to be better. Thanks very much. Thank you.

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We're in these toilets here. Crank it. Spank it. Frank it. McCourt. I drew a blank yet.

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Yeah. It's easy. It's easy to look back in retrospect and see where he went wrong and what you could have done. You know?

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Silver briefcase.

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What's happening? From Glasgow. Nothing much, man. Thanks for watching. Devoted sonar and an anaconda Jeezy in the heezy. Watch out, anaconda Jeezy. Thank you very much for the heezy. Here's a fighter jet for you.

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Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down and get up! One thing I want to say about anaconda Jeezy's tip there, and it's this.

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*Skissing*

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*Skissing*

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Shhh, shhh.

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*Skissing*

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*Skissing*

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You've made your tip. You've made your tip. A lot of people, anaconda, a lot of people don't know what you're referencing. It's very fine detail about limerick.

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*Skissing*

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*Skissing*

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You told Willie Harold you told you this anaconda said anaconda said

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Sorry about that should hit the

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Very fine detail about anaconda G a lot of people here have no idea what you're talking about

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Though the waterway piping is broken. It's broken

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Chem trails I can't pick up any of this stuff. We need to find a box to put the

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miscellaneous items in misc to you and me

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You hammered your krauser

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You're a good idea

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Thank you very much RS some people too afraid to say it

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But you're a credit to your friends and family. Thank you very much

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But that's for them to decide not you

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Or is it

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Jiro dog. Thank you very much

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Huge portrait is on display here from Jiro dog Jiro dog made this back in the days of yore and

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He did a might find job on it, but the head is gone completely the huge portrait is on display here

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Pack Cox will have something to say about that

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Y'all cowards. Thank you very much

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You you'll cowards

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Y'all cowards don't even smoke hash

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Yes, and have you heard the music we know where we've heard this music before

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Yo

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Yeah, I let it I once wrote a letter to my mommy

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My mommy my mommy I had to write a letter to my mommy

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There's no beast though, there's no beast we have to maybe add this

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Yeah, yeah, you know how you do

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We're in that we're saving our game. We got a typewriter yo. I

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Got an ink ribbon. Yeah

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Santa Claus brought me an ink ribbon for Xmas. I said yo, what you what you doing that for man came down my chimney last night?

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Left some presents yo that shit was tight you a man who breaks into my house every year

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What's that about you never get arrested its house invasion?

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You know

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And then you've got the bit without a beat here

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Percussion persuasion

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Tash thank you very much Tash

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Any chance you'll ever play amnesia I won't because it's probably too scary I

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think I I played it when it came out and

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Just couldn't persevere with it

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Resident Evil 7 I had to persevere with that because I I'd spent money on it and

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You don't want to just give up

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Here we go man someone gave out stink the last day because they were like why are you getting Jordan B Peterson to read out the documents man?

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The man's in rehab have some respect for it's like he wants to do it. It's nothing to do with me

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So if you've got a problem, why don't you get in touch with JBP himself?

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Meanwhile JBP

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Are you there book?

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Jay to the pizzle

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Hello

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Hello

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Jay man

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Jay man

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Jay man

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Hello, how are you doing?

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you doing not too bad there now Jay any chance you could read the secretary's note yeah yeah no

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problem is this secretary's note from Resident Evil 2 no we're actually on code Veronica at the

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moment Jay Pizzle wondering if you could read that yeah I will no problem let's let's do this

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let's roll how clean is your room very clean Jordan I cleaned it this morning good keep it that way

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otherwise I'll come for you in the night and in your dreams great stuff thanks Jordan

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secretary secretary's note four years have passed since I began serving Sir Alfred he does he doesn't

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trust anyone even though I am his attendant I am still strictly prohibited from entering his private

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house what's his problem anyway I don't know I don't know they say he lives with his twin sister Alexia in

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his private house down the hill occasionally I've seen someone standing by the window of the house

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it might have been Alexia whose extreme beauty is often talked about about is it no it's about her she has extreme

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beauty yeah got that and it's often talked about about about about about about about about about

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about about about about I once asked Sir Alfred about this but it only enraged him even though I am his

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attendant he will not show me any lenience if I ask about her again I could put my life at risk

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after all it is a mystery why he so desperately tries to keep his secret private life with Alexia a

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secret Robert Dawson goodbye thanks there Jordan what what an extremely intriguing note that was I'm

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sure that will uncover more sides to that story as this game progresses I for one I'm absolutely

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enthralled and very excited to see what becomes of that story and who this mysterious Alexa or Alexia is

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I'm very very very intrigued very intrigued and thank you very much Jordan best luck with the rehab

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place thank you very much flask

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we can keep the manual in there now and then didn't thank you very much a clone named gibson that's very

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very kind of a clone very kind of a clone didn't really race the the ball gun because it takes about

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five balls to take it down a zombie and you don't want to be messing around when there's a dog chasing you with a ball gun because the dogs are nipping and fast and they'll get you and rip your arm off but a zombie is a dog chasing you with a bull gun because the dogs are nipping fast and they'll get you and rip your arm off but a zombie is a dog chasing you with a bull gun because the dogs are nipping fast and they'll get you and rip your arm off but a

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a zombie I suppose I can take all day with them it's actually pleasurable firing multiple rounds into a zombie but uh not the dogs not the dogs

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if I can get my uh my pistol back a few bullets in the chamber will be will be cooking with gas

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yes keel's flavor ghosties how are ya cream tws how are ya timothy o flynn how are ya fire further

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lobe bobs bobs harrop

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reach sarah max

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i hope you're doing well

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apparently there's some budget going on

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people are going what's the story with the budget

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who fucking cares man who cares

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it's just shite it's shite that you it's it's shite to talk about in the street with people you don't know

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small talk it's the new weather the budget will be the new weather for the next couple of days

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who who cares do you know what i mean i'm more interested in finding out who this alexia is

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not not worth worrying about one bit prices will go up some prices will come down all fags have gone up again oh no they've added another you can't buy wine now for the price you could buy it last year now you have to buy it for a different price this year

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the price of diesel has gone up anyways the price of diesel has gone up anyways

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do you know what i mean

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thank you very much question question tarantino

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dcny thank you very much dcny i i drove all the way from the budget to make three uh three increases to the price of diesel tonight and i'm going to make them

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number one number one number one number one why did you increase the price of diesel

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and not petrol

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and not petrol

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you never increased it you never increased it

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teresa carmody's parents

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treesa diesel's trees of diesel's alcohol at least you owe them an apology i i came all the way from um

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manbago tonight to make three points and i'm going to make them

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jerry higgins is after you watch out there's a fighter jet coming down we'll get out

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a finagale budget for a finagale people

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american wolf take the handgun bullets surely combine those with your pistol

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jimmy pistol jimmy pistol was out town last night asking for you

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he was firing blanks the current

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yeah take the ink ribbon there's another little piece over here i believe down by the uh underneath the

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there is evidence that the shelf has been moved

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sponsored by zurich increase your increase your future potential with a pension from zurich

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take take the id card yes

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eu leaders have gathered today

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and then we've got the green herb take that what i tell you what fucking vracca needs to do he needs

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to head over to uh brussels and he needs to bring a few green herbs

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and just throw them at tushk and barney and go

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get a whiff of those lads and then mary wilson at 4 30 every day will be going eu leaders have gathered

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today in brussels to smoke herbs and then uh they just have a chill out session and just come to an agreement

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really maybe the europeans would be like listen we don't really need to have a border on on your side either you grand

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what happened to the border down the sea

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you know what i mean man

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the eu hotbox the joint

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gabe thank you very much gabe and thank you very much dcny

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what brand of washing up liquid do you use um fairy and if not fairy the uh stuff from little it's is it cn

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uh dcnyc your shirt is class would you ever play theme hospital theme park world hse might come knocking

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maybe yeah but no i've never had the desire to play any of those games played sim city as a kid on the snes and

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it was all right for a bit like i don't think it would really work as a stream game

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because you're just looking at kind of top down you're building a world it would appeal to some

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people but not i don't think it would appeal to a like to people who don't play games whereas things

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like this where you're shooting and there's cut scenes and all that kind of stuff maybe people would watch that

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are you okay lovely carpet anyway lovely plush red carpet they've done well with the place

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shame about some of the fucking assholes living in it

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indentation of the shape of two guns so we need to go and get two guns to put into that you'd hardly have to put the uh

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you'd hardly put these boys in there would you

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would your pc handle the resident evil 2 remake it can and it has we played it already we haven't played

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claire's scenario to be honest i'm not really that arsed i think i was hoping for uh

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an experience akin to that of the original resident evil 2 when it first came out but it's not

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it's an it's a good game but it's maybe it's just like a time and a place thing where you you'll never

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really capture how good something was the very first time it happens

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stream skyrim yeah maybe i'll i'll play that i've never played it played fallout and uh

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they was that made by the same crew methesda

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okay that's silver so we need a silver key silver crest and a couple of guns for that gun room

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fallout 4 i have but i got bored of that

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but it could be good for the stream the last of us i started and i didn't continue that

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i'm enjoying the games that not everyone wants to play playstation ps1 titles ps2 titles

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metal gear full timeline i'm saving that for for when because i know that's going to be special

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because it's a special game to me means a lot to the heart snake it's got a snake in it it's got two

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snakes in it the twin snakes liquid and solid

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duralum duralum duralum duralum duralum duralum duralum duralum the price of duralum has gone up in the budget there i see

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there was a lad uptown looking for you who was he who was he i don't know but he had a duralum in case

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seemed urgent

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let's check this baby out maybe there's a lock on it that we can open usually is keyhole there look a

480
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,520
simple lock if i had the lock pick

481
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:22,880
spiral

482
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,280
it's a simple lock

483
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,200
went over to england to make some made a bit of money came back

484
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,600
didn't work made a few business deals

485
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:44,800
tried to open a simple lock didn't work out for him didn't work out for him

486
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,400
and now he's not well he's out of sorts

487
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:57,440
vat is going up on jerry hannon balaclavas you can play the whole lot on on ps now just finished

488
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:02,880
metal gear solid 2 the other day such shite went over my head when i played as a young lad it's better

489
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:16,720
with age well shane that's that's an um that's a that's a sentiment and a half man really uh that's a lot to think about i'm gonna have to be i'm gonna have to muse on that one as i hit the hay tonight

490
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:28,560
now we have space in the inventory for the little green jewel which should go into that door in the hallway there the navy proof

491
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:40,480
do you have a business email viper may be interested in sponsoring the stream says mitchell balzan well mitchell

492
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,960
let's let's talk biz man let's talk biz not here but somewhere else

493
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,920
uh one thing i need to ask you before we go any further with the business transaction

494
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:56,560
do you own a duralum duralumin case because if you don't

495
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,280
we're gonna have to part ways

496
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,920
what's the noise in this area bob's hair

497
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:22,240
oh yeah let's have a little look here and see someone just said extreme dump valve

498
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:28,000
i hope we have the dump valves i want to give you the dump valve

499
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:28,720
that you deserve

500
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,960
please tell me we have the dump valves

501
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,120
mccord

502
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:39,840
have you heard that

503
00:43:51,920 --> 00:44:01,920
oh it's a fly it's a fly it's a fly buzz hitting off the the lighter thing

504
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:07,760
well that's a nice detail nice detail but it doesn't really it's not gonna

505
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:20,320
we came up that way we'll put the navy proof in it's a nice detail the fly hitting against the light a great detail i wonder who did that

506
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,720
i wonder who came up with that one

507
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,200
mise en scene

508
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:39,280
where's the navy proof going where do i put the navy proof

509
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:58,960
i hate all that valve shite sorry man you're fighting a losing battle because you're up against me and i love the dump valves the only problem is they're on a usb stick that is nowhere to be seen at the moment

510
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:06,720
when i get them it's gonna go full dump with nothing you can do about it man thanks for watching the stream

511
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:12,480
but there's nothing you can do about the dump don't fear the dump just embrace the dump

512
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,800
There's no need to use that.

513
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:25,840
Hmm.

514
00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:30,180
Hmm.

515
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,380
You all cowards, thank you very much.

516
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,640
Did you ever play Vampire Masquerade Bloodlines?

517
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,260
It's made on the same engine that made Half-Life 2.

518
00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:46,160
And it's a good laugh.

519
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,900
You should play it as a vampire.

520
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,240
Or you get to play it as a vampire.

521
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,420
It has to be patched pretty severely though.

522
00:45:56,380 --> 00:45:57,580
I might play that, yeah.

523
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:58,420
We'll see.

524
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,300
Okay, it's nothing to do with the...

525
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,500
That's not the shape of a gun.

526
00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:03,780
No need to use that now.

527
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:04,660
Are you thick?

528
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:06,920
Are you thick, man?

529
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,040
I keep expecting the beat to kick in there.

530
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,660
Get rid of them.

531
00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:21,660
Get rid of them.

532
00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:24,780
Get rid of them.

533
00:46:25,140 --> 00:46:26,440
Save them for the big boys.

534
00:46:27,780 --> 00:46:28,960
Keep those three lads.

535
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:35,500
I'm going to put the briefcase in because it's probably just a weapon or something.

536
00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:45,120
There's a dreamlike quality to the save room themes.

537
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:49,080
And I think that this could be the dreamiest yet.

538
00:46:49,080 --> 00:47:01,540
The Japanese video games have great music.

539
00:47:01,540 --> 00:47:02,260
Like looping.

540
00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:08,320
short bits of music that can be heard a million times without you really getting annoyed with them.

541
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:12,900
You're a man who made the Super Mario Brothers theme.

542
00:47:14,220 --> 00:47:15,240
Koji Kondo.

543
00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:16,380
I think he's still alive.

544
00:47:17,180 --> 00:47:23,460
Paul McCartney said that he's a genius or something because of all the music he made for all the games.

545
00:47:23,460 --> 00:47:31,120
He made music for Zelda, for Willie Harold, in every newspaper, in every Mario game.

546
00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:35,180
He has done nothing but compose.

547
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,960
He is a composer.

548
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:47,660
Teresa Carmody was three days away from completing Super Mario Brothers 3 when you wrote in your book that she cheated.

549
00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:52,380
Take that.

550
00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:53,580
And we've got a map as well.

551
00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:11,660
Alright.

552
00:48:11,980 --> 00:48:13,820
Take the bull, call an arrow.

553
00:48:14,060 --> 00:48:14,280
Sure.

554
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,740
Might get some use out of him in a bit.

555
00:48:17,540 --> 00:48:18,420
What's this here?

556
00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:22,580
Octagonal Hollow.

557
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,720
You're going to tell more lies.

558
00:48:25,100 --> 00:48:27,700
We'll put the Navy boy into that.

559
00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:31,460
There's no need to use it here though.

560
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,340
Even though I've got the piece that needs to go into it.

561
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:39,860
You serious, man?

562
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:46,460
Navy proof.

563
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:49,200
Hex.

564
00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:51,280
Picture of a sub.

565
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,940
So it's a hex and not an oct.

566
00:48:56,580 --> 00:48:57,000
Yeah.

567
00:48:59,380 --> 00:48:59,740
Yeah.

568
00:48:59,740 --> 00:48:59,820
Yeah.

569
00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:00,340
Yeah.

570
00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:00,400
Yeah.

571
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:00,440
Yeah.

572
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:00,640
Yeah.

573
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:00,720
Yeah.

574
00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,000
Keep on checking there now.

575
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:09,720
Thank you very much, Sean.

576
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:13,360
Pretty sick shirt, alright, yeah.

577
00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:15,020
5 euro 50.

578
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:15,060
5 euro 50.

579
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:17,160
NCBI.

580
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:20,200
Get it while it's hot.

581
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,120
Except you can't.

582
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:22,240
Because I have it now.

583
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:23,180
It's my shirt.

584
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:24,740
And that's all it matters.

585
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,320
Sarah with Neil.

586
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,960
Thank you very much for your glorious tip.

587
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,100
Back down to the fucking depths.

588
00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:52,800
Didn't really want to go down here again.

589
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:53,520
Steph.

590
00:49:53,520 --> 00:50:06,600
Thank you very much, Steph.

591
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:20,660
Thank you very much, Steph.

592
00:50:20,660 --> 00:50:24,880
Can't believe it, Steph.

593
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,420
It's unreal, man.

594
00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:29,160
Fucking fiber, man.

595
00:50:29,580 --> 00:50:30,300
Can't believe it.

596
00:50:31,180 --> 00:50:31,480
Yeah.

597
00:50:31,980 --> 00:50:32,280
Yeah.

598
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:32,380
Yeah.

599
00:50:34,900 --> 00:50:35,340
Oh.

600
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:36,060
Alright.

601
00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:37,760
Here we go.

602
00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:38,960
You know the score.

603
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:40,320
You know what's...

604
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:41,560
You know what the crack is right now.

605
00:50:42,260 --> 00:50:42,580
Yeah.

606
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:47,080
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

607
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:50,160
Just got a little 5 tip from Steph.

608
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,320
Hopefully that you don't have bad breath.

609
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,180
If you do get it seen to, quick.

610
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,160
It could be something really bad that makes you sick.

611
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,700
Have you tried using toothpaste?

612
00:51:04,380 --> 00:51:05,540
Or even chewing gum?

613
00:51:06,540 --> 00:51:10,920
Don't waste your time thinking about what it could be.

614
00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:14,340
Get yourself down to the pharmacy, Steph.

615
00:51:15,260 --> 00:51:16,220
Sort out your breath.

616
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:17,780
Thank you for the fiver.

617
00:51:19,260 --> 00:51:19,860
But cheers.

618
00:51:20,060 --> 00:51:22,200
But please sort out the bad breath.

619
00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:25,780
Okay.

620
00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:30,840
I don't actually know now, Steph, if you have bad breath.

621
00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:34,020
But, uh...

622
00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:35,380
Was the beat even working there?

623
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:35,920
Fuck.

624
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:37,360
Was the beat...

625
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,180
Was the beat even working there before?

626
00:51:39,780 --> 00:51:40,680
We're not sure.

627
00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:42,380
But thank you so much.

628
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:43,780
It means a lot.

629
00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:45,440
From sea to shore.

630
00:51:45,440 --> 00:52:02,660
you told Willie Harold you told Willie Harold you told you to you to you to

631
00:52:02,660 --> 00:52:10,500
you told Willie Harold

632
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:17,500
Willie Harold

633
00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:20,300
parents

634
00:52:20,300 --> 00:52:23,220
trisacomedy's parents

635
00:52:23,220 --> 00:52:26,100
parents

636
00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:29,020
this man said

637
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:58,900
thanks Steph sorry about that and sorry about the breath comments as well that's bad form but your name does rhyme with breath nothing I can do I'm clasping for each and every rhyme sooner or later the technology will be such that we can google in our minds what rhymes with Steph and

638
00:52:58,900 --> 00:53:15,640
people won't be able to see you googling it and then you'll be able to just like sooner or later some algorithm I'm surprised an algorithm isn't already doing rapping and making raps making good raps for for for rap stars

639
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:21,580
that's an idea it's out there I've just come up with that one

640
00:53:21,580 --> 00:53:24,600
if anyone wants to take take control

641
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,160
I've got that and it's painted

642
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:32,420
I will archive the stream so I can I take you to court if you invent the fucking rap machine

643
00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:41,380
I came up with the rap machine don't you ever take that idea away from me ever do you hear me

644
00:53:41,380 --> 00:53:54,040
if I see any of you there in the chat coming out with the fucking rap machine soon enough I will find you and I swear to god I'll I'll fucking sue you

645
00:53:54,040 --> 00:54:05,720
search DJ kill a sea resident evil co veronica save room hip-hop beat I think that's what I'm using

646
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:16,960
I'm is there a rap to it though is someone right is there a lyrical assassin on top of the beat

647
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:28,260
no rap I think that's what I've got I think that's what I've got here in the

648
00:54:28,260 --> 00:54:29,820
the machine

649
00:54:29,820 --> 00:54:42,660
I'm I'm I could be that assassin yeah but I'm I'm gonna be up front when you know the raps my my flow

650
00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:52,700
some of my flows just not really met the standard which I believe I'm capable of and I know that you know I'm capable of and I I believe that you deserve the best

651
00:54:52,700 --> 00:55:02,600
so I just wanna I don't wanna admit I don't know apologize to you because then it's like you've I've lost

652
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:09,600
but I do wanna acknowledge that I could be playing better

653
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:26,600
like yeah the whole man you man United team or the guy or whatever his name was after the game yesterday just doesn't know what's going on man we're fucked he was that he was close enough just to say we're fucked

654
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:42,600
which would have been very entertaining mistakes were made you've made your point into the sauna

655
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:51,740
there's nothing you can do in here there's a lot of hot air inside a sauna there's a lot of hot air inside

656
00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:54,540
great bit of text there

657
00:55:54,540 --> 00:55:58,000
bit of exposition on the fucking hot air

658
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:03,380
I'm it might have been used recently enough someone was in the shower here

659
00:56:03,380 --> 00:56:10,380
is this where I put the crest the navy crest

660
00:56:10,380 --> 00:56:36,380
steam pipe I think it's back down to our initial placement with Jackie Brosnan there must be somewhere to put that crest down in the original placement

661
00:56:36,380 --> 00:56:43,380
dirty towels

662
00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:46,380
dirty towels

663
00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:50,380
nothing of interest nothing of interest

664
00:56:50,380 --> 00:56:58,380
gumball like a fag machine and then copy of life magazine on the top or something

665
00:56:58,380 --> 00:57:05,380
Rosso it's a coffee machine or something I like the details or as they say in the states

666
00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:07,380
the details

667
00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:12,380
ID card computer

668
00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:17,380
oh here we go

669
00:57:17,380 --> 00:57:24,380
ok here we we don't go there so

670
00:57:24,380 --> 00:57:26,380
We don't go there, so...

671
00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:39,500
There wouldn't be... I wouldn't have had to use the ID card in the...

672
00:57:42,380 --> 00:57:44,380
Oh, the computer in the gas, the...

673
00:57:45,740 --> 00:57:46,860
I know, I know, I know.

674
00:57:50,860 --> 00:57:51,980
Computer at the desk.

675
00:57:51,980 --> 00:57:57,660
If you're making stew, you've got to feed 400 people. I'm not making stew.

676
00:57:57,660 --> 00:58:00,540
And even if I was Danny Devers...

677
00:58:00,540 --> 00:58:02,140
Thanks for watching.

678
00:58:02,140 --> 00:58:05,980
There's no way of getting the stew through to you through the stream.

679
00:58:06,540 --> 00:58:10,540
And as a kid, I used to think, what's life going to be like in the future when they can...

680
00:58:11,420 --> 00:58:14,300
When they can... Or I think, is it possible?

681
00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:16,780
And it was up there, this thought in my mind was up there with...

682
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:20,700
How cool would it be to be either invisible or fly?

683
00:58:21,580 --> 00:58:24,860
And this thought is going to become a reality. This one I'm going to tell you now soon enough.

684
00:58:27,740 --> 00:58:31,820
To have a machine in your house, and when you think of something that you want...

685
00:58:31,820 --> 00:58:36,780
Like a can of coke, or a sandwich, or a packet of crisps, or anything at all...

686
00:58:37,500 --> 00:58:38,300
Within reason.

687
00:58:38,860 --> 00:58:43,340
You go onto the computer, you press it in, and then it makes it for you there.

688
00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:46,140
And you don't have to... The whole, like, bag, the crisp...

689
00:58:46,140 --> 00:58:51,980
Everything is made for you. And I know that's not going to become a reality.

690
00:58:51,980 --> 00:58:54,700
But it could become a reality soon enough. Because if you think about it...

691
00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:59,180
3D printers have been made. We've got that going. That's done. That's in the bag.

692
00:59:00,140 --> 00:59:06,700
Now what they need to come up with is a way of making something that not only prints out the thing,

693
00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:09,980
But adds a little bit of flavour and texture and the right ingredients as well.

694
00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:14,220
But I don't know how you're going to do that. Because it's like having a coffee machine.

695
00:59:14,220 --> 00:59:16,860
Then you'd have to go down to the shop and buy the beans.

696
00:59:17,660 --> 00:59:24,060
But I want to be alive for the time when it happens. Where you don't have to buy the beans.

697
00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:29,180
Where you just have a machine and you press the thing and it makes the thing.

698
00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:37,660
I'd like to hear your thoughts and opinions on that. And whether or not you think that's an interesting concept or situation.

699
00:59:44,780 --> 00:59:50,540
3D printed Jerry Hannon action figure. Classic yellow suit edition. It's already a...

700
00:59:50,540 --> 00:59:57,180
You can do that. You can do that. Someone can make that already. I was in the... the... uh...

701
00:59:58,940 --> 01:00:03,900
Library in Castle Bar the last day. And there was someone making something in a... on a thing.

702
01:00:04,940 --> 01:00:05,900
On a 3D printer.

703
01:00:08,620 --> 01:00:12,220
So all the libraries have a 3D printer now as well. Apparently.

704
01:00:12,220 --> 01:00:17,220
a signed copy of tis my ass

705
01:00:17,220 --> 01:00:24,000
do you remember those little footballers

706
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,840
premiership football figurines with big heads

707
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:32,300
I always wanted them but I

708
01:00:32,300 --> 01:00:35,260
you could never have everything you wanted as a kid

709
01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:39,220
and then thinking back they were fucking rubbish anyway

710
01:00:39,220 --> 01:00:50,660
there's no need to use this someone told me to come all the way back here

711
01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:53,940
maybe there's a

712
01:00:53,940 --> 01:00:56,820
a number on it

713
01:00:56,820 --> 01:01:01,420
here we go baby

714
01:01:01,420 --> 01:01:16,720
we can 3d print slug a neck come on man don't be having a go at the guy who's got no neck man that's not good man that's not nice

715
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,960
that's not nice to say that man about him man

716
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:22,860
they were football crazy and chocolate mad

717
01:01:22,860 --> 01:01:25,660
3d print some directions

718
01:01:25,660 --> 01:01:30,940
id ntc 0394

719
01:01:30,940 --> 01:01:32,580
ntc

720
01:01:32,580 --> 01:01:39,180
i've got the nct coming up

721
01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:48,700
0394

722
01:01:48,700 --> 01:02:01,740
0394

723
01:02:01,740 --> 01:02:08,060
0394

724
01:02:08,060 --> 01:02:31,520
you are a liar

725
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,900
0

726
01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:46,940
0394

727
01:02:46,940 --> 01:02:46,940
now

728
01:02:46,940 --> 01:02:50,800
discard the card

729
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:55,100
look at the shadowing on the wall there look at that

730
01:02:55,100 --> 01:02:57,500
that's the ps2

731
01:02:57,500 --> 01:03:00,860
you want to get that on the ps1 now

732
01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:05,180
dreamcast originally released on the dreamcast

733
01:03:05,180 --> 01:03:07,480
probably around the same time as shenmui

734
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:16,180
there we go

735
01:03:16,180 --> 01:03:18,980
there we go

736
01:03:18,980 --> 01:03:22,700
boom boom boom

737
01:03:22,700 --> 01:03:47,760
good fun great bit of fun it's wholesome wholesome bit of killing yeah the rope

738
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:56,100
sway in resident evil 1 rope sway graphics on the PlayStation 1 were seminal I remember hearing

739
01:03:56,100 --> 01:04:02,700
a story about Hideo Kojima before he invented Metal Gear Solid on the PlayStation 1 it was in

740
01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:08,340
development at the time they were developing Metal Gear Solid on the PS1 Hideo Kojima was playing a copy

741
01:04:08,340 --> 01:04:14,160
of Resident Evil in the office six seven o'clock eight o'clock at night you know after the main day's

742
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:21,180
work had been done he got up to the part anyways with the rope fucking rope swinging do you know down

743
01:04:21,180 --> 01:04:34,620
in the hole and when he saw that he broke down in tears and started weeping for his mommy he started

744
01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:41,640
saying even though he's Japanese he started saying mommy mommy and everyone around him you're G shinkawa

745
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:47,160
Tappy who made the music all those guys were like fucking hideo man you all right man you all right and

746
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:57,180
he was like mommy mommy mommy and he didn't put the rope in the end he didn't put the rope in Metal Gear it was a strange

747
01:04:57,180 --> 01:05:02,180
little maneuver I thought he was gonna do that that's a little bit of trivia that you won't hear about because he's too ashamed to admit it fucking hell come on man get a grip man I'm only trying to get inside the door don't be eating on me don't don't be eating on me man

748
01:05:02,180 --> 01:05:06,360
That's a little bit of trivia that you won't hear about because he's too ashamed to admit it.

749
01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:09,140
Fucking hell, come on, man.

750
01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:10,280
Get a grip, man.

751
01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:11,860
I'm only trying to get inside the door.

752
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:12,780
Don't be eating on me.

753
01:05:14,060 --> 01:05:15,940
Don't be eating on me, man.

754
01:05:23,940 --> 01:05:25,280
A gold crest.

755
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,360
Read it in Edge magazine.

756
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:30,100
Yeah, because they have the inside Edge.

757
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,220
No pun intended.

758
01:05:32,180 --> 01:05:33,020
No pun meant.

759
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,000
What the fuck?

760
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:41,060
An earthenware pot.

761
01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:44,560
An elaborate floral design was drawn on it.

762
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:46,760
An elaborate floral design.

763
01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:49,740
I don't know what you mean.

764
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:50,540
What are you on about?

765
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,120
Flowers and chains, man.

766
01:05:53,220 --> 01:05:54,240
Flowers and chains.

767
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:00,780
You got a problem with that?

768
01:06:00,780 --> 01:06:01,240
What?

769
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:13,880
Fuck.

770
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:16,080
I think now...

771
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:18,440
Nobody had a key.

772
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:25,200
Nobody had a key.

773
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:25,660
I...

774
01:06:25,660 --> 01:06:44,600
Nobody shouted stop when I was buying the shirt.

775
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:44,760
I...

776
01:06:44,760 --> 01:07:02,620
I walked past that.

777
01:07:02,700 --> 01:07:03,540
I didn't think it was a door.

778
01:07:03,660 --> 01:07:04,600
I thought it was just a...

779
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:07,700
A deck...

780
01:07:07,700 --> 01:07:08,780
A decoration on the wall.

781
01:07:08,780 --> 01:07:09,560
Look at that tank.

782
01:07:11,340 --> 01:07:12,220
Olive drab.

783
01:07:12,220 --> 01:07:14,480
We're going to get a nice gun in here, I'd say.

784
01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:16,180
Bit of Wurzel gunage.

785
01:07:18,180 --> 01:07:19,200
Bullets on the desk.

786
01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:22,820
We've got a PowerPoint display screen.

787
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:26,300
So we might get a PowerPoint situation going on here.

788
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:27,440
We've got a projector.

789
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:40,500
Anaconda Jeezy in the heezy.

790
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:41,280
Yo.

791
01:07:41,900 --> 01:07:42,880
Nice and breezy.

792
01:07:43,420 --> 01:07:44,000
You know what I'm saying?

793
01:07:44,740 --> 01:07:45,120
Yeah.

794
01:07:45,980 --> 01:07:47,080
It be like that.

795
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:48,400
Thank you very much.

796
01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:50,280
A jewel...

797
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:50,900
A jewel...

798
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:54,400
Modeled after an ant is displayed here.

799
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,100
There's a button underneath the ant.

800
01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:58,400
Would you...

801
01:07:58,400 --> 01:07:59,400
Would you press it for me?

802
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:01,060
Yeah.

803
01:08:01,060 --> 01:08:06,680
Now that's gonna turn down the press the ant to turn down the lights

804
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:30,680
Oh

805
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:54,680
Who are these Aryan kids? They were in the Hitler Youth these guys, they used to feed fucking fireflies to blue bottles. They gonna shift are they? Fucking Aryan boys, Hitler Youth men. Spooky tooth.

806
01:08:54,680 --> 01:09:01,680
Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down and get out!

807
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:08,680
That bit was put in there by the creators of the game.

808
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:15,680
My favourite bit of Cove Veronica was the cutscene with the two kids with the firefly in the blue bottles.

809
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,680
I thought that shit slapped.

810
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:24,680
I thought that shit slapped and to a lesser extent I thought it was lit.

811
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:31,680
I thought it was lit. I thought it was flames.

812
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:54,480
The creators of the lane! The model battleship is displayed here. Visual references are placed

813
01:09:54,480 --> 01:10:03,040
here. War seems to be the primary theme. What's this now? A Spitfire. A model fighter plane

814
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:17,780
is displayed here. Two handguns are displayed here. Combat knives are displayed here. Now,

815
01:10:17,780 --> 01:10:29,880
secret passage. Wish her luck. See you later. That continued. Oh yes, a couple of rifles. Guns

816
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:36,540
from many countries are on display here. Could you not just take them? That looks like a powerful

817
01:10:36,540 --> 01:10:46,660
sniper and then like a different kind of rifle underneath. Medals, decorations are on display

818
01:10:46,660 --> 01:10:58,760
here. Archaic military items are stored here. A pair of gold Lugers are displayed here. Will

819
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:10,260
you take them I will you? I have nothing else to be doing. Warning. System deactivated. Warning. System

820
01:11:10,260 --> 01:11:23,360
meltdown activated. Warning. Poisonous gas activated. Exit is blocked off. Okay, put the guns back.

821
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:36,460
Do you reckon you can put the two guns that you have?

822
01:11:36,460 --> 01:11:49,460
Do you reckon you can put the two guns that you have?

823
01:11:49,460 --> 01:12:02,560
Do you reckon you could put them in there? Do you reckon you could put them in there?

824
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:12,340
Fuck it.

825
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:18,860
Do you know the two guns in the box?

826
01:12:18,860 --> 01:12:32,860
The, uh...

827
01:12:32,860 --> 01:12:34,980
There's a couple of guns I have in a box.

828
01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:38,600
Do you reckon I could put them in there and then take the gold Lugers?

829
01:12:42,740 --> 01:12:44,700
You have to wait to get to later, alright?

830
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:49,100
Gold Crest.

831
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:02,360
You seem to have a morbid fascination with Mickey Mouse.

832
01:13:17,460 --> 01:13:27,180
Looks like we have to go back and use our Navy Seal Crest back at the original place.

833
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:41,700
You missed the wheel.

834
01:13:43,340 --> 01:13:45,560
It didn't look like something I could pick up.

835
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:57,580
Yes, Sony boys.

836
01:13:58,020 --> 01:14:00,220
Thanks very much, Sony boys.

837
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:04,680
Who is the architect designing all these Baroque buildings?

838
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:08,680
Does the Umbrella Corp just have one lad?

839
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:14,600
That's using up all the budget on secret doors and large jeweled insects.

840
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:18,700
They should hire Dermot Bannon.

841
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:23,720
Now we have the sailor's wheel.

842
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:23,720
Now we have the sailor's wheel.

843
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:23,720
Now we have the sailor's wheel.

844
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:24,660
The steering wheel.

845
01:14:25,340 --> 01:14:26,320
Stick that on a boat.

846
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:29,200
And you can sail off to the fucking foreign lands.

847
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:30,940
The New World.

848
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:55,960
Conquistadores, Magellan and the boys, Cortez, Columbus, fuckin' Bannon. Now we can use the

849
01:14:55,960 --> 01:15:20,080
steering wheel down on the docks. Is that Gimp again? Steve. Yeah, Steve. Where are you, man? See, I don't know where that's coming from. Could be up here. Do you reckon it's up here? No indication as to where

850
01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:22,080
that came from.

851
01:15:42,080 --> 01:16:02,080
Vasco da Gama. Vasco da Gemma. O'Higgins. There's a place called O'Higgins. Although, I think, was it a sailor? Was he one of the Conquistadors, O'Higgins? Or was he a soundbook? Or was he a bad apple?

852
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:28,080
Tom bleeding, Chris? This Gimp. Alright, now we can open. Haha. Steve is suffering. I will let him suffer. There's a message on the control panel. When two pairs is complete, my anger will subside. Operate it? Yeah.

853
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:44,080
There are switches. Which switch? A, B, C, D, F. Decide. There is no response.

854
01:16:56,080 --> 01:17:20,080
I will let him go. Alright. Steve is suffering. On the control panel. When the two pairs complete, my anger will subside. Operate it? Yeah. There are switches. Push with... Alright, I see. Alright. Okay, so battleship. We want gun with gun. We want... We want E with C. E with C.

855
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:44,080
We want D with B. What? We want D with B. What?

856
01:17:44,080 --> 01:18:06,020
I'm not reading the chat in case you're telling me what to do.

857
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:10,640
I see, I see, I see, I see.

858
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:40,620
I see, I see, I see.

859
01:18:40,620 --> 01:19:03,920
David Dinch. Stephen Lynch. Yo Steve, wait up. Did he leave anything? Imagine you went in here and there was just like a turd on the floor that he'd dispatched in a moment of pure terror.

860
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:31,140
Steve the Bellin's not even a thank you. Like a burglar. Why do burglars do that? Do you know, is it not enough that they've robbed your stuff that they have to leave a turd on the floor? Like a calling card. Look at this.

861
01:19:31,140 --> 01:19:56,800
Redfield, how dare you interfere with my operation? What are you talking about? You let yourself be captured so you can lead your people to this base. I have no idea what you're babbling about. You don't fool me. I am Alfred Ashford, commander of this base.

862
01:19:57,140 --> 01:20:05,040
Oh? You must be one of Umbrella's lower level officers if you're in command of a backwater base like this one. How dare you!

863
01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:07,040
Haha, Greta Thunberg.

864
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:13,160
The Ashford family is among the world's first and finest. Ashford Castle.

865
01:20:13,420 --> 01:20:18,320
My grandfather is one of the original founders of Umbrella Enoch.

866
01:20:25,140 --> 01:20:29,780
Now tell me, why have you attacked this installation?

867
01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:32,580
Attacked?

868
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:39,880
Shortly after you arrived, my base was attacked. You must have informed your people of its location.

869
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:44,900
I still don't follow you. I really don't know anything about that.

870
01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:46,200
Unacceptable!

871
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:59,740
How can you deny it? My base has been destroyed. And thanks to you, the experimental T-Virus was released, creating countless zombies and monsters.

872
01:21:01,740 --> 01:21:06,960
Tell me, who do you work for? Who sent you-?

873
01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:25,700
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Have it your way, then! You're just a rat in a cage anyway! I'll be sure to keep you entertained before I dispose of you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

874
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:28,240
Jog on to fuck, Galad!

875
01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:28,240
Jog on to fuck, Galad!

876
01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:28,240
Jog on to fuck, Galad!

877
01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:30,240
Jog on to fuck, Galad!

878
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:43,240
Yeah, Alfred! Who the fuck are you, man? Jog on to fuck, I-? You sound like a tit!

879
01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:58,760
Filthy Luger

880
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:02,280
Fuck

881
01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:12,060
Dargan Mars

882
01:22:12,060 --> 01:22:16,620
Thank you very much, Margandars

883
01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:19,820
How you getting on, man? It's been a while

884
01:22:19,820 --> 01:22:23,840
Yo, how's it going? How's your smile?

885
01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:28,780
Yo, I still write you, you know, Mark Dargan, I write you every day

886
01:22:28,780 --> 01:22:33,440
Yo, did you see my letter that I sent you the other day?

887
01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:38,200
It be like that, yeah, you know how I do

888
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:44,360
Every day I think about new ways

889
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:50,920
When I can eventually see Dargan Mars on TV3

890
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:55,480
I hope one day that you will be on TV3 soon, Margandars

891
01:22:55,480 --> 01:23:00,040
I owe it to you and your mommy too

892
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:06,600
And my mommy and everybody's mommy I really hope that you're doing okay

893
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:11,160
That's why I write you little letters every day

894
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:17,720
And I'll be like, Mark, thank you very much for the 3Z I really want to take it nice and easy

895
01:23:17,720 --> 01:23:25,720
But you know me, Z, I can't take it easy I need to take those little pillsies to make me bring me back down to easy level

896
01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:30,280
I know you're not a lot of people, they say it's ADD, I say they're not level on my mind

897
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:34,840
But I'm trying everyday to write new rhymes in my Nissan Almera

898
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:36,840
And then I'll drive away

899
01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:40,840
Back to where I became a real snake man

900
01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:45,400
Look man, it's getting tough out there

901
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:49,400
I need to go away for a little bit, I know you still care

902
01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:51,400
But what about my mom?

903
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:53,400
What about my dad?

904
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,840
What about everyone?

905
01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:57,400
I feel like I've let everyone down

906
01:23:58,120 --> 01:23:58,680
Shit

907
01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:00,840
That's just the way it is man

908
01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:04,120
Shit never is like it used to be anymore

909
01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:06,600
When's it gonna be like it was?

910
01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:07,880
That's what I wanna know

911
01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:11,720
Sooner or later I'm gonna get the band back together

912
01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:18,200
Me, mommy, your dad's uncle, and everybody back at the You Know Who crew

913
01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:19,400
Shit

914
01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:22,120
See you later man, thanks so much

915
01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:24,120
mmmm

916
01:24:31,180 --> 01:24:33,780
How you fuckin' Merrick what's the story man? You well?

917
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:50,500
So I'd say we go into the Luger room

918
01:24:50,500 --> 01:24:58,280
*laughs* Luger O'Toole is after you man he was asking for your last night in Super V

919
01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:02,340
And have you heard the music? We're back in it again

920
01:25:03,580 --> 01:25:06,720
*laughs* Back at you like Cleopatra

921
01:25:08,540 --> 01:25:15,120
That stupid idiot Steve took the Lugers and just fucked off down an alleyway when he should have brought them to the door

922
01:25:16,440 --> 01:25:18,440
Idiot

923
01:25:18,440 --> 01:25:20,440
*reads*

924
01:25:20,440 --> 01:25:31,040
Submit to Jesus Christ the ruler and saviour. A fool despises his father's instruction. But he who receives a correction is prudent. Have you seen this lad here in the chat?

925
01:25:31,040 --> 01:25:37,640
*reads* In the house of the righteous there is much treasure, but in the revenue of the wicked is trouble.

926
01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:39,640
*reads*

927
01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:46,180
Here's some bible passages.

928
01:25:46,180 --> 01:25:48,080
Any fucking crack man, listen.

929
01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:51,800
The lips of the wise are a dispersing knowledge.

930
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:58,240
But the heart of the fool does not so, do you know what I mean?

931
01:25:58,240 --> 01:26:04,240
Good luck.

932
01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:16,400
Yeah, Dargumars, in the house of the righteous there's much treasure, but in the revenue of the wicked is trouble.

933
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:20,760
I don't know about the house of the righteous.

934
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:27,760
A fool despises his father's instruction, but he who receives correction is prudent.

935
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:29,760
Good luck.

936
01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:45,200
Do you know that the fucking bible, New Testament, third edition, Faber and Faber was written

937
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:53,120
by Hideo Kojima and edited by none other than Bruce the Boss Springsteen.

938
01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:59,000
He had a bit of a spring in his step that day when he was editing the fucking New Testament.

939
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:02,440
Mad man for the god, mad man for the Jesus.

940
01:27:02,440 --> 01:27:07,760
And he plays a mean guitar as well and he wrote some class songs.

941
01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:09,680
I'm not a liar.

942
01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:11,440
I hate corrections.

943
01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:17,600
Did you hear Hideo Kojima's bringing out a brand new bible?

944
01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:23,000
It's called the even newer testament and it's written completely in Japanese.

945
01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:26,440
So you won't be able to read it unless you learn Japanese.

946
01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:40,440
And then when you've learned Japanese, he's going to translate it into Chinese and pull back all the fucking Japanese copies so that you have to learn Chinese to read the new version of the new New Testament that he's made.

947
01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:43,880
And the Chinese letter system is called Kanji.

948
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:45,880
So you need to learn Kanji.

949
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:48,200
So best of luck with that one.

950
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:53,640
The heart.

951
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:54,640
A merry heart.

952
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:59,640
The heart of him who is understanding seeks knowledge, but the mouth of fools feeds on foolishness.

953
01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:03,080
The heart of him who is understanding seeks knowledge.

954
01:28:03,080 --> 01:28:05,480
Anyway.

955
01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:10,680
We might put you to bed there now, Jesus savior.

956
01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:14,960
One moment there now.

957
01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:17,200
Sorry there, Jesus.

958
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:22,740
We might have to put you to sleep there for a moment.

959
01:28:23,320 --> 01:28:24,120
We'll see you later.

960
01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:25,300
Best of luck.

961
01:28:28,040 --> 01:28:32,020
I mean, I am honored that he has come back.

962
01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:34,900
The return is on.

963
01:28:35,340 --> 01:28:51,060
And that I'm a bit skeptical that it is Jesus in the chat because if Christ did return, you know, there are more pressing issues for him to be asked than, you know, watching a fucking stream on YouTube of Code Veronica.

964
01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:52,280
Or is there?

965
01:28:52,980 --> 01:28:58,880
Maybe there is more of an importance to what I'm doing than we actually, than we thought at first.

966
01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:01,120
Turn the steering wheel.

967
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:01,820
Yes or no?

968
01:29:02,100 --> 01:29:02,980
Of course, yes.

969
01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:04,820
Why would I not do that?

970
01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:14,160
Wow.

971
01:29:14,260 --> 01:29:15,220
Who invented this?

972
01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:16,600
So elaborate.

973
01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:17,760
There's no need for it.

974
01:29:19,300 --> 01:29:20,620
Would have cost a lot of money.

975
01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:23,020
You're talking hydraulics.

976
01:29:24,660 --> 01:29:25,180
Steel.

977
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:29,100
There's a fair bit of engineering now that's necessary to create these things.

978
01:29:30,020 --> 01:29:31,740
But you've seen the red coat himself.

979
01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:34,580
He looked Aryan.

980
01:29:34,660 --> 01:29:35,580
He looked Teutonic.

981
01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:37,600
But he was, he's a Brit.

982
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:39,820
There's a lever.

983
01:29:40,580 --> 01:29:41,040
Move it.

984
01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:41,320
Yeah.

985
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:42,640
Of course I will.

986
01:29:42,740 --> 01:29:43,160
There's no over.

987
01:29:43,480 --> 01:29:43,860
There's no.

988
01:29:44,540 --> 01:29:46,520
I'm not going to not move the lever.

989
01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:47,640
Do you know?

990
01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:57,300
Reload the handgun.

991
01:29:57,400 --> 01:29:57,500
Yeah.

992
01:29:57,920 --> 01:29:58,740
No problem, man.

993
01:30:03,700 --> 01:30:04,960
Thanks for letting me know that.

994
01:30:07,180 --> 01:30:07,960
What's this here?

995
01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:09,120
There's a side pack.

996
01:30:09,480 --> 01:30:11,620
Carry more items if you equip the side pack.

997
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:12,020
I will.

998
01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:13,500
I think I will.

999
01:30:19,120 --> 01:30:20,720
Strange sounds in this submarine.

1000
01:30:20,900 --> 01:30:22,340
It sounds like someone's breathing like...

1001
01:30:22,340 --> 01:30:28,760
Now where am I?

1002
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:32,740
What the fuck?

1003
01:30:38,740 --> 01:30:42,080
There was two cans of Carapacki in that side pack that she picked up.

1004
01:30:45,480 --> 01:30:47,140
They restore health minimally.

1005
01:30:53,140 --> 01:30:56,120
I seen Jesus there the last day.

1006
01:30:56,940 --> 01:30:59,520
He was saying he prefers video essays to streams.

1007
01:31:00,880 --> 01:31:02,460
That's just more his thing like.

1008
01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:04,520
Thanks, Steve Jennings.

1009
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:27,940
Twitchy Magoo there.

1010
01:31:29,120 --> 01:31:30,060
Twitch streamer.

1011
01:31:30,060 --> 01:31:30,060
Twitch streamer.

1012
01:31:30,060 --> 01:31:30,060
Twitch streamer.

1013
01:31:30,060 --> 01:31:38,600
What if Jesus did come back and that was him in the chat and I've just muted him?

1014
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:41,320
Bit of a shame.

1015
01:31:44,420 --> 01:31:48,360
Imagine if Jesus did come back and then he just started Twitch streaming.

1016
01:31:49,680 --> 01:31:51,060
And he was like...

1017
01:31:51,060 --> 01:31:58,520
And yet he still didn't even have more Instagram followers than like Cristiano Ronaldo.

1018
01:31:58,520 --> 01:31:59,880
It would be a bit of a kick in the teeth.

1019
01:32:00,740 --> 01:32:03,220
But then all these other pricks are false gods anyway.

1020
01:32:03,580 --> 01:32:05,200
So that's what the Bible was saying.

1021
01:32:06,620 --> 01:32:10,040
All these other false gods deserve nothing.

1022
01:32:12,380 --> 01:32:14,860
But a nine millimeter parabellum round.

1023
01:32:15,440 --> 01:32:16,300
To the chop.

1024
01:32:19,820 --> 01:32:22,320
Imagine if Jesus came back and started Twitch streaming.

1025
01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:25,580
Shenmue 1, 2 and 3 marathon.

1026
01:32:25,580 --> 01:32:27,520
In the weeks leading up to 3.

1027
01:32:27,520 --> 01:32:29,840
He started streaming 1 and 2.

1028
01:32:30,280 --> 01:32:35,820
And then he became known as like a cool Shenmue kind of like streamer.

1029
01:32:38,180 --> 01:32:39,480
I'd be a bit jealous.

1030
01:32:39,480 --> 01:32:57,220
You wrote...

1031
01:32:57,220 --> 01:33:03,220
You wrote...

1032
01:33:03,220 --> 01:33:05,180
You wrote in your Bible that...

1033
01:33:05,180 --> 01:33:07,620
That Mary Magdalene had sex with Jesus.

1034
01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:10,720
And three days later he died.

1035
01:33:11,480 --> 01:33:14,720
Nowhere in your book does it say that it was with his consent.

1036
01:33:16,540 --> 01:33:18,040
Was it with his consent?

1037
01:33:20,900 --> 01:33:22,300
Was it with his consent?

1038
01:33:23,440 --> 01:33:23,880
Frank?

1039
01:33:24,340 --> 01:33:27,860
There was no Mary Magdalene.

1040
01:33:28,740 --> 01:33:30,240
It was a made up name.

1041
01:33:32,480 --> 01:33:33,960
It's not a made up name.

1042
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:35,420
You're going to tell more lies.

1043
01:33:36,840 --> 01:33:39,260
You're going to tell more lies about Mary Magdalene.

1044
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:49,780
She needs to get the arm seen today.

1045
01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:52,720
Is there a pharmacist or a chemist close by?

1046
01:33:52,820 --> 01:33:53,600
We need to find...

1047
01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:57,860
A plaster for her arm or something.

1048
01:33:58,000 --> 01:33:58,600
She's...

1049
01:33:59,380 --> 01:34:00,740
Clara's cut the arm on something.

1050
01:34:14,640 --> 01:34:18,540
I used to be really confused with the characters in the Bible as a kid.

1051
01:34:18,540 --> 01:34:20,980
Because I was half paying attention to everything.

1052
01:34:21,140 --> 01:34:22,140
And I always used to think...

1053
01:34:22,140 --> 01:34:22,440
Is...

1054
01:34:22,440 --> 01:34:24,780
Is Mary Magdalene the name of Mary...

1055
01:34:24,780 --> 01:34:26,260
Jesus' mother?

1056
01:34:27,620 --> 01:34:28,700
Is that her...

1057
01:34:28,700 --> 01:34:29,480
Her surname?

1058
01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:36,060
I still don't really know who Mary Magdalene was.

1059
01:34:37,940 --> 01:34:39,020
I think I prefer...

1060
01:34:39,020 --> 01:34:40,400
The mystery as well.

1061
01:34:40,460 --> 01:34:41,920
Not really knowing what's going on.

1062
01:34:43,060 --> 01:34:44,620
But all that stuff like...

1063
01:34:45,300 --> 01:34:45,640
In...

1064
01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:46,640
In mass as well.

1065
01:34:46,760 --> 01:34:47,020
And...

1066
01:34:47,020 --> 01:34:48,720
It's kind of forced into you.

1067
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:49,800
You don't really think...

1068
01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:51,220
About the prayers that you're saying.

1069
01:34:51,320 --> 01:34:51,940
You just say them.

1070
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:53,160
And you know them off by heart.

1071
01:34:54,320 --> 01:34:54,760
And...

1072
01:34:54,760 --> 01:34:57,160
There was one time I was in mass.

1073
01:34:57,500 --> 01:34:58,320
And then...

1074
01:34:59,040 --> 01:34:59,960
I heard...

1075
01:34:59,960 --> 01:35:00,880
I was tuned in.

1076
01:35:00,940 --> 01:35:01,660
I zoned out.

1077
01:35:01,740 --> 01:35:03,540
And I think I heard my mother saying...

1078
01:35:03,540 --> 01:35:06,240
Only say the words and I shall be healed.

1079
01:35:06,880 --> 01:35:07,360
And...

1080
01:35:07,360 --> 01:35:08,040
I for a second...

1081
01:35:08,040 --> 01:35:09,140
I'd never heard that bit before.

1082
01:35:09,200 --> 01:35:09,620
And I thought...

1083
01:35:10,460 --> 01:35:11,480
Is she talking to me?

1084
01:35:11,480 --> 01:35:12,600
Because she heard me...

1085
01:35:12,600 --> 01:35:14,500
She heard me say something...

1086
01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:17,240
There to my sister.

1087
01:35:17,400 --> 01:35:19,160
We were just talking and not saying prayers.

1088
01:35:19,480 --> 01:35:19,820
And like...

1089
01:35:19,820 --> 01:35:20,400
Was she saying...

1090
01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:21,380
Only say the words.

1091
01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:22,500
Like as in...

1092
01:35:23,200 --> 01:35:24,460
Only say those words.

1093
01:35:25,340 --> 01:35:26,160
And I shall be...

1094
01:35:26,160 --> 01:35:26,500
And...

1095
01:35:26,500 --> 01:35:27,840
It didn't make sense for them.

1096
01:35:28,480 --> 01:35:31,720
It just goes to highlight the fact that you don't really know what the fuck you're saying.

1097
01:35:31,840 --> 01:35:32,800
You're kind of forced...

1098
01:35:32,800 --> 01:35:33,940
It's forced onto you.

1099
01:35:34,580 --> 01:35:35,480
Is that good?

1100
01:35:36,160 --> 01:35:36,500
Is that...

1101
01:35:36,500 --> 01:35:38,860
Is that a good thing?

1102
01:35:43,940 --> 01:35:44,880
Move the lever.

1103
01:35:45,060 --> 01:35:45,240
Yeah.

1104
01:35:45,440 --> 01:35:46,800
There's no need for...

1105
01:35:46,800 --> 01:35:47,920
The no part there.

1106
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,380
Because I'm not gonna not move it.

1107
01:35:49,440 --> 01:35:49,640
You know?

1108
01:35:52,740 --> 01:35:53,960
Only take the herbs.

1109
01:35:54,100 --> 01:35:54,960
And I shall be healed.

1110
01:35:54,960 --> 01:36:10,880
What was that about?

1111
01:36:11,180 --> 01:36:12,200
The waste of time, was it?

1112
01:36:17,140 --> 01:36:17,500
Yeah.

1113
01:36:17,560 --> 01:36:19,360
Like you should be able to...

1114
01:36:19,360 --> 01:36:23,340
Find religion of your own accord.

1115
01:36:23,480 --> 01:36:24,100
I would...

1116
01:36:24,100 --> 01:36:24,980
I'd say that.

1117
01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:27,380
But I mean...

1118
01:36:27,380 --> 01:36:28,580
Are you gonna be arsed?

1119
01:36:28,740 --> 01:36:30,600
Finding religion of your own accord.

1120
01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:32,600
Maybe you do have to be forced into it.

1121
01:36:35,460 --> 01:36:37,620
Look at all the stuff now.

1122
01:36:37,700 --> 01:36:39,300
You've got like...

1123
01:36:39,300 --> 01:36:40,300
You've got...

1124
01:36:41,300 --> 01:36:42,300
iPhones...

1125
01:36:43,740 --> 01:36:45,300
Playstations...

1126
01:36:47,040 --> 01:36:48,300
Pop music...

1127
01:36:50,420 --> 01:36:51,060
Film...

1128
01:36:51,060 --> 01:36:52,480
You've got the Joker movie.

1129
01:36:53,100 --> 01:36:54,140
Ariana Grande.

1130
01:36:55,520 --> 01:36:57,460
Donald Trump's doing stuff.

1131
01:37:01,020 --> 01:37:01,620
Pints.

1132
01:37:02,220 --> 01:37:03,720
You've got the Premiership.

1133
01:37:04,740 --> 01:37:05,740
You've got...

1134
01:37:07,320 --> 01:37:08,860
Rugby's going on as well.

1135
01:37:08,940 --> 01:37:09,660
Rugby World Cup.

1136
01:37:10,460 --> 01:37:12,660
There's new series coming back of...

1137
01:37:12,660 --> 01:37:14,100
Of something on HBO.

1138
01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:16,500
You know?

1139
01:37:16,620 --> 01:37:19,380
How are you gonna find time for religion amongst all that?

1140
01:37:19,380 --> 01:37:39,400
A control panel for the elevator iron bridge.

1141
01:37:42,180 --> 01:37:43,420
The lever is missing.

1142
01:37:43,420 --> 01:37:57,260
New series of the Late Late Show.

1143
01:37:57,400 --> 01:37:59,240
Pat Kenny's on TV3 now.

1144
01:37:59,240 --> 01:37:59,300
Oh.

1145
01:38:06,640 --> 01:38:08,640
You've got Teresa Carmody's family.

1146
01:38:14,360 --> 01:38:15,440
You've the book Ashes.

1147
01:38:17,860 --> 01:38:20,080
I wouldn't like to walk underneath that.

1148
01:38:21,360 --> 01:38:23,300
Control panel for the load and lift.

1149
01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:24,280
The warning sign.

1150
01:38:24,640 --> 01:38:24,940
Lift.

1151
01:38:25,220 --> 01:38:26,480
Operate power level to low.

1152
01:38:26,600 --> 01:38:27,240
Move the lever.

1153
01:38:27,420 --> 01:38:27,640
Yeah.

1154
01:38:28,220 --> 01:38:28,860
Why not?

1155
01:38:28,860 --> 01:38:39,720
We've got the Joe Rogan podcast.

1156
01:38:41,580 --> 01:38:42,800
We've got UFC.

1157
01:38:46,680 --> 01:38:48,780
It's all happening all the time.

1158
01:38:48,780 --> 01:38:49,500
All the time.

1159
01:38:49,740 --> 01:38:50,300
Every day.

1160
01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:51,680
There's always something going on.

1161
01:38:51,680 --> 01:38:56,680
So are you gonna be bothered about...

1162
01:38:58,000 --> 01:39:00,340
Spending a few hours being reflective?

1163
01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:07,640
Look this.

1164
01:39:08,920 --> 01:39:09,820
This is lovely.

1165
01:39:12,200 --> 01:39:12,860
Oh no.

1166
01:39:13,080 --> 01:39:14,040
It's not lovely as shit.

1167
01:39:17,880 --> 01:39:19,860
This guy crawling for a maulin.

1168
01:39:19,860 --> 01:39:32,880
That's the end of those clouds.

1169
01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:37,620
Have you seen The Joker?

1170
01:39:37,760 --> 01:39:38,340
No I haven't.

1171
01:39:38,760 --> 01:39:40,360
I'm not really that bothered about it.

1172
01:39:41,220 --> 01:39:43,580
I wasn't bothered about any of the Batman films.

1173
01:39:43,780 --> 01:39:45,740
Apart from the originals when I was a child.

1174
01:39:46,340 --> 01:39:47,740
I'm not a child anymore.

1175
01:39:48,060 --> 01:39:50,140
I can't be arse watching any of that shite.

1176
01:39:50,520 --> 01:39:51,600
Same with the Marvel stuff.

1177
01:39:55,140 --> 01:39:57,040
But I do find this entertaining.

1178
01:39:57,200 --> 01:39:57,640
So I mean...

1179
01:39:57,640 --> 01:39:59,580
You do the math.

1180
01:40:01,840 --> 01:40:02,740
Or maths.

1181
01:40:04,480 --> 01:40:06,320
Whatever way you want to skin that apple.

1182
01:40:10,320 --> 01:40:12,920
I never even liked any of that Marvel bollocks anyway.

1183
01:40:13,240 --> 01:40:14,040
Even when it was...

1184
01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:14,240
Even when it was...

1185
01:40:14,240 --> 01:40:14,940
X-Men.

1186
01:40:14,940 --> 01:40:14,940
X-Men.

1187
01:40:16,380 --> 01:40:18,100
Or cartoons back in the day.

1188
01:40:21,520 --> 01:40:22,600
I thought it was cack.

1189
01:40:25,980 --> 01:40:27,120
Joker is a heavy job.

1190
01:40:27,200 --> 01:40:28,120
Does he get all serious?

1191
01:40:35,020 --> 01:40:36,900
Michael Moore is raving about it.

1192
01:40:36,900 --> 01:41:01,360
What did I pick up there?

1193
01:41:01,360 --> 01:41:17,680
I find this entertaining.

1194
01:41:17,820 --> 01:41:18,040
Why?

1195
01:41:18,220 --> 01:41:18,500
It's...

1196
01:41:18,500 --> 01:41:19,680
Because it's interactive.

1197
01:41:20,220 --> 01:41:20,700
Probably.

1198
01:41:20,700 --> 01:41:20,800
Probably.

1199
01:41:22,980 --> 01:41:25,380
I mean by today's standards of...

1200
01:41:25,380 --> 01:41:28,740
Interactivity looks kind of basic.

1201
01:41:28,940 --> 01:41:29,140
I don't know.

1202
01:41:29,140 --> 01:41:30,420
It's only like 20 years old.

1203
01:41:30,600 --> 01:41:31,200
But...

1204
01:41:31,200 --> 01:41:32,980
16 years old.

1205
01:41:38,320 --> 01:41:41,860
There's a nostalgia element to play in this as well.

1206
01:41:41,860 --> 01:42:06,520
I read an interview with the director of the Joker.

1207
01:42:06,520 --> 01:42:09,820
It boiled down to the movie being Taxi Driver with the comic book character.

1208
01:42:10,280 --> 01:42:11,320
Because they're all the rage.

1209
01:42:20,020 --> 01:42:21,380
Lovely aquarium here.

1210
01:42:21,840 --> 01:42:22,840
Lovely aquarium.

1211
01:42:23,620 --> 01:42:24,720
Lovely fish.

1212
01:42:25,860 --> 01:42:26,480
Lovely...

1213
01:42:26,480 --> 01:42:27,720
Lovely atmosphere.

1214
01:42:29,000 --> 01:42:30,020
Lovely walls.

1215
01:42:30,860 --> 01:42:31,880
Lovely paintings.

1216
01:42:32,580 --> 01:42:33,660
Lovely floors.

1217
01:42:34,920 --> 01:42:36,040
Lovely fish.

1218
01:42:36,040 --> 01:42:39,040
Lovely atmosphere.

1219
01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:39,340
Lovely atmosphere.

1220
01:42:55,340 --> 01:42:56,300
Fucking bats.

1221
01:43:01,940 --> 01:43:02,500
Haha.

1222
01:43:05,500 --> 01:43:06,040
Oh.

1223
01:43:06,040 --> 01:43:06,060
Oh.

1224
01:43:06,440 --> 01:43:07,120
Empty clip.

1225
01:43:07,320 --> 01:43:07,880
Empty clip.

1226
01:43:14,960 --> 01:43:17,620
Awful embarrassing now if I get killed by bats.

1227
01:43:28,960 --> 01:43:29,360
Fuck.

1228
01:43:30,140 --> 01:43:30,620
Wee.

1229
01:43:30,620 --> 01:43:36,720
Apparently a control panel for the lift.

1230
01:43:38,000 --> 01:43:39,600
Will you push the switch?

1231
01:43:40,080 --> 01:43:40,640
Yeah.

1232
01:43:41,640 --> 01:43:43,060
It won't work.

1233
01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:46,500
Something seems to be missing.

1234
01:43:50,500 --> 01:43:51,960
That's our crest anyways.

1235
01:43:52,200 --> 01:43:52,920
That's the...

1236
01:43:52,920 --> 01:43:54,080
That's your bolt crest.

1237
01:43:54,460 --> 01:43:56,260
Now we need to go and get two other things.

1238
01:44:06,160 --> 01:44:07,140
Lovely bats.

1239
01:44:08,000 --> 01:44:08,960
Lovely submarines.

1240
01:44:10,560 --> 01:44:11,600
Lovely atmosphere.

1241
01:44:22,480 --> 01:44:24,180
I might play Kevin, yeah.

1242
01:44:24,260 --> 01:44:25,020
I might play it.

1243
01:44:27,920 --> 01:44:29,480
I didn't like it at the time.

1244
01:44:30,140 --> 01:44:31,060
Resident Evil 5.

1245
01:44:33,220 --> 01:44:37,620
After 4 there, it was until 7 that I got back into playing Resident Evil games.

1246
01:44:38,980 --> 01:44:40,480
I didn't even like this.

1247
01:44:41,300 --> 01:44:42,640
But I can appreciate it now.

1248
01:44:44,860 --> 01:44:49,020
I appreciate it now differently in a way that I did when I first played it.

1249
01:44:49,020 --> 01:44:51,940
Because I would never have played this game again.

1250
01:44:52,700 --> 01:44:59,860
But because I can talk shite over it and say things like, lovely submarine.

1251
01:45:00,860 --> 01:45:03,320
Lovely valve handle.

1252
01:45:04,260 --> 01:45:05,320
Lovely atmosphere.

1253
01:45:05,460 --> 01:45:12,420
The fact that I can say that whilst playing it and I know that someone is watching makes it worth playing again.

1254
01:45:13,620 --> 01:45:19,540
Like I'm not going to be playing this game and play it the whole way through on my own and just say those things to myself.

1255
01:45:20,380 --> 01:45:22,600
I need my words to be heard.

1256
01:45:22,600 --> 01:45:22,600
I need my words to be heard.

1257
01:45:22,600 --> 01:45:22,600
I need my words to be heard.

1258
01:45:28,600 --> 01:45:29,820
And this as well.

1259
01:45:32,940 --> 01:45:34,760
You said Willie Harold.

1260
01:45:34,760 --> 01:45:37,100
You said lovely atmosphere.

1261
01:45:37,100 --> 01:45:39,600
You said lovely bats.

1262
01:45:43,600 --> 01:45:45,580
There's no lovely atmosphere.

1263
01:45:45,780 --> 01:45:47,220
It's a made up name.

1264
01:45:58,220 --> 01:46:04,300
It's called tisomy ass. It's called tisomy ass.

1265
01:46:23,660 --> 01:46:42,380
Climb the ladder, yes or no. Yeah. That, uh, the Jerry Hannon mask is gonna be available for Halloween from all good wholesalers.

1266
01:46:49,100 --> 01:47:06,380
Lovely, lovely shoulder injury. Lovely nine millimeter pistol. Lovely stone walls and steps.

1267
01:47:09,060 --> 01:47:18,820
Lovely atmosphere. Lovely fly, lovely flies bumping into the, uh, the lights there.

1268
01:47:21,060 --> 01:47:30,180
Luscious green shrubbery. Beautiful stone masonry. Beautiful atmosphere.

1269
01:47:33,060 --> 01:47:39,860
Lovely shirt. Lovely floral design on the shirt. Lovely flowers.

1270
01:47:42,580 --> 01:47:43,860
Lovely chains.

1271
01:47:46,900 --> 01:47:48,260
Lovely atmosphere.

1272
01:47:57,860 --> 01:48:02,340
Now, Nzoz 14. Thank you very much, man. And I wanna say this.

1273
01:48:03,060 --> 01:48:05,380
Watch out! There's a fuckin' fighter jet coming down! Well, get up!

1274
01:48:06,980 --> 01:48:11,620
And I wanna say this to you as well, Nzoz. Thank you very much again.

1275
01:48:13,460 --> 01:48:14,340
And also...

1276
01:48:15,940 --> 01:48:18,900
Make sure you're drinking enough water in your diet during the week.

1277
01:48:19,700 --> 01:48:22,740
Sure, the sugar drinks are nice, but they'll rot your fuckin' teeth.

1278
01:48:23,300 --> 01:48:27,300
Those companies don't care about your health. They just want your pounds and your pennies.

1279
01:48:27,300 --> 01:48:28,340
In old money.

1280
01:48:29,220 --> 01:48:30,740
Burals and fence and new.

1281
01:48:34,660 --> 01:48:38,980
Go... Ghost Bob Poddy Bob. Thank you very much as well.

1282
01:48:39,700 --> 01:48:47,300
Lovely tip. Lovely name. Lovely atmosphere. Thank you very much for that.

1283
01:48:48,980 --> 01:48:52,740
Don't you have a life? Don't obsess with me all the time.

1284
01:48:54,420 --> 01:48:57,540
Sorry, there I know. I'm... I don't know if I was turned up enough.

1285
01:48:57,540 --> 01:49:02,180
Oh, hello, Pat Cox.

1286
01:49:03,140 --> 01:49:04,580
Hello, Line 4. Good evening.

1287
01:49:04,580 --> 01:49:07,220
Good evening, gang. Pat Cox MEP here.

1288
01:49:08,420 --> 01:49:13,700
I'd love to hear Pat Cox calling in to anything. Anything he can call into.

1289
01:49:16,180 --> 01:49:21,780
That phone there, next to Claire, if she picked that up and went, "Hello, Line 4. Good evening."

1290
01:49:23,140 --> 01:49:27,540
Good evening, Claire. Pat Cox MEP here.

1291
01:49:29,380 --> 01:49:31,300
Who... Who's Pat Cox?

1292
01:49:33,060 --> 01:49:37,220
Pat Cox MEP. I'm the... I'm a member of the European Parliament here.

1293
01:49:37,860 --> 01:49:43,540
You'll forgive me. I'm just... You'll forgive me, Claire. I'm just coming down with a dose of laryngitis.

1294
01:49:45,860 --> 01:49:50,660
Uh... Where do I go with the, uh... The fucking card that we have here.

1295
01:49:55,700 --> 01:50:02,500
Access Control System. I'd like to see biohazard car disprove that.

1296
01:50:04,660 --> 01:50:08,580
Jerry didn't even write the car key shining in silver.

1297
01:50:09,460 --> 01:50:18,020
It was written by the military... It was used in the military training facility by a man called Gun Hailstone.

1298
01:50:20,420 --> 01:50:21,940
Who's in prison at the moment.

1299
01:50:25,060 --> 01:50:26,340
For six minutes.

1300
01:50:31,300 --> 01:50:32,660
Laryngite to us, Pat.

1301
01:50:35,460 --> 01:50:42,020
Veteran Weedman PL. Thank you very much, Veteran Weedman PL. You old snake in a box.

1302
01:50:44,660 --> 01:50:48,660
I go up to the, uh, thing there and see if we have a herb or something like that. We can...

1303
01:50:50,980 --> 01:50:51,940
Cruise into us.

1304
01:50:57,300 --> 01:50:59,060
Is that the best you can come up with?

1305
01:51:00,100 --> 01:51:02,100
Is that the best you can come up with?

1306
01:51:12,580 --> 01:51:13,700
Uh... Yeah.

1307
01:51:13,700 --> 01:51:13,700
Yeah.

1308
01:51:13,700 --> 01:51:13,700
Uh... Yeah.

1309
01:51:13,700 --> 01:51:13,700
Uh... Yeah.

1310
01:51:13,700 --> 01:51:15,700
Uh... Yeah.

1311
01:51:15,700 --> 01:51:22,580
Every day. I think about you every day. When I'm looking through my invent... inventory chest.

1312
01:51:22,580 --> 01:51:27,700
Uh... Yeah. I've got ink ribbons and shit inside of it. Yeah.

1313
01:51:27,700 --> 01:51:40,900
Uh... Yeah. Save my game? Think I will. Thank you very much. Yo. My name is Jill. It's not though. It's Claire. Claire Redfield. Sister of Chris. Remember that shit?

1314
01:51:40,900 --> 01:51:52,260
Uh... Yeah. That's it. Right. That's... That's saved anyways. We can put that ribbon back in the little chest, team.

1315
01:52:02,020 --> 01:52:14,820
Where do we, uh... I'd use that knife to open up the briefcase that I have. I won't wait... I won't wait around for a small key anyways.

1316
01:52:16,020 --> 01:52:21,380
I'd fucking use the gun. I'd shoot the briefcase with my gun.

1317
01:52:23,380 --> 01:52:24,740
I'll take the crossbow as well.

1318
01:52:28,180 --> 01:52:29,380
Bit of fun games.

1319
01:52:39,060 --> 01:52:42,020
Take that bull gun with you or you're gonna get battered. I've got it, man.

1320
01:52:42,740 --> 01:52:44,580
We're going. We're going battering fish.

1321
01:52:48,820 --> 01:52:51,220
Shoot the briefcase open with the gun. Glad.

1322
01:52:53,060 --> 01:52:53,540
Spoon.

1323
01:52:54,580 --> 01:52:55,780
Spoon man.

1324
01:52:56,340 --> 01:52:57,860
Thank you very much, spoon man.

1325
01:52:59,540 --> 01:53:01,140
You old spider in a bag.

1326
01:53:03,220 --> 01:53:03,940
Spiders.

1327
01:53:07,860 --> 01:53:09,300
Tell you what we haven't heard in a while.

1328
01:53:14,740 --> 01:53:16,740
Josephcone.ie.

1329
01:53:23,380 --> 01:53:25,060
Zurichchimp.ie.

1330
01:53:29,380 --> 01:53:31,460
Thank you very much, spoon. And delay.

1331
01:53:37,540 --> 01:53:43,140
Right. Now we can go down the town with the new... with the new found card that we have.

1332
01:53:43,860 --> 01:53:45,380
Might open a few doors.

1333
01:53:51,380 --> 01:54:08,380
treaty arrangement. The next treaty arrangement. There's a few dags on here now. Okay.

1334
01:54:14,380 --> 01:54:44,360
Ha! Tremors starring Kevin Bacon. Tremors starring Kevin Bacon is here. No! Tremors! Uh oh. What a stupid snake. Daft old fucking snake didn't know what to do. I'm better than that snake.

1335
01:54:44,360 --> 01:55:14,340
You don't need to use it here man. Thanks for nothing. Ventilation. The story's picking up pace now. Yes! The story is really gathering up pace. I hope that you're all uh... fucking settled cause... and you're sitting down cause the story's picking up alarming pace.

1336
01:55:14,340 --> 01:55:17,020
There's an actual alarm going off, sure.

1337
01:55:24,840 --> 01:55:25,340
Yo.

1338
01:55:27,840 --> 01:55:30,580
Anguish Panda, thank you very much for that, Anguish Panda.

1339
01:55:31,480 --> 01:55:31,820
Yo.

1340
01:55:32,280 --> 01:55:33,200
So nice.

1341
01:55:33,640 --> 01:55:35,980
It's so crazy right now.

1342
01:55:36,580 --> 01:55:38,380
You got that shit coming in, yo.

1343
01:55:38,640 --> 01:55:41,700
You got that five euro kind of shit, yo.

1344
01:55:41,940 --> 01:55:42,940
It's good, man.

1345
01:55:42,940 --> 01:55:49,980
I really want to say a big thank you from the bottom, from the bottom of my mommy and my poppy too.

1346
01:55:50,920 --> 01:55:52,040
Let's hit it, yo.

1347
01:55:52,640 --> 01:55:53,160
Yeah.

1348
01:55:53,980 --> 01:56:01,060
Every day I'm thinking about when I got a time to pray to the Lord, the God upset up in the sky.

1349
01:56:01,400 --> 01:56:02,840
His name is Anguish Panda.

1350
01:56:03,000 --> 01:56:03,940
You know that guy.

1351
01:56:04,360 --> 01:56:10,040
He was there too with Dalith who says, can you say hello to Emma and thanks for sharing her chocks.

1352
01:56:10,040 --> 01:56:10,600
Cheers.

1353
01:56:11,100 --> 01:56:12,540
Hello Emma from Dalith.

1354
01:56:12,640 --> 01:56:13,440
That was nice.

1355
01:56:13,680 --> 01:56:17,580
I'm gonna keep rhyming though because to say that shit, it ain't tight.

1356
01:56:18,140 --> 01:56:20,060
I want to say thanks every day.

1357
01:56:20,060 --> 01:56:24,280
I like to drive my Nissan I'll near around the town in my own special way.

1358
01:56:24,800 --> 01:56:26,180
What way is that you ask?

1359
01:56:26,560 --> 01:56:28,440
It's just a normal kind of way.

1360
01:56:28,800 --> 01:56:29,940
No fancy shit.

1361
01:56:30,320 --> 01:56:30,600
Yo.

1362
01:56:30,800 --> 01:56:32,800
I don't want to get stopped by the gods.

1363
01:56:32,800 --> 01:56:35,000
I already got stopped a couple of months.

1364
01:56:35,000 --> 01:56:37,120
A few hundred yards back.

1365
01:56:37,840 --> 01:56:38,320
Yo.

1366
01:56:38,320 --> 01:56:40,060
I was over the limit.

1367
01:56:40,300 --> 01:56:41,860
I got three points on my license.

1368
01:56:41,980 --> 01:56:43,440
Three points on my license.

1369
01:56:43,600 --> 01:56:45,020
Three points on my license.

1370
01:56:45,280 --> 01:56:48,920
I was doing over 65 in a 50 zone.

1371
01:56:49,160 --> 01:56:50,640
Three points on my license.

1372
01:56:50,800 --> 01:56:51,000
Yo.

1373
01:56:51,480 --> 01:56:55,080
I feel really bad about that shit, but yo we gotta go

1374
01:56:55,080 --> 01:56:57,960
Now I've got 3 points on my license

1375
01:56:57,960 --> 01:57:02,280
I can't apply to jobs that want more than a clean license

1376
01:57:02,280 --> 01:57:04,360
Shit, shit is tight

1377
01:57:04,360 --> 01:57:06,520
You don't wanna get 3 points on your license

1378
01:57:06,520 --> 01:57:08,760
Why? Because I told you why

1379
01:57:08,760 --> 01:57:19,360
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit

1380
01:57:19,360 --> 01:57:41,200
*Ding music*

1381
01:57:41,200 --> 01:57:43,440
Yeah man, 3 points on the license

1382
01:57:43,440 --> 01:57:45,200
Oh here he is again, prick!

1383
01:57:45,200 --> 01:57:49,200
*Ding music*

1384
01:57:49,200 --> 01:57:51,200
*Ding music*

1385
01:57:51,200 --> 01:57:53,200
*Ding music*

1386
01:57:53,200 --> 01:57:55,200
*Ding music*

1387
01:57:55,200 --> 01:57:59,200
Listen for the shit voice acting now, rubbish voice acting, uh oh

1388
01:57:59,200 --> 01:58:01,200
*Ding music*

1389
01:58:01,200 --> 01:58:03,200
He's got a scope on me

1390
01:58:03,200 --> 01:58:06,200
That's not fair hey, he has a scope

1391
01:58:06,200 --> 01:58:10,200
Heh, handy, he turns it off when I'm climbing the steps

1392
01:58:10,200 --> 01:58:13,200
He scurried away like a little rat

1393
01:58:13,200 --> 01:58:15,200
It's locked

1394
01:58:15,200 --> 01:58:17,200
What if I go down there will he come back out again?

1395
01:58:17,200 --> 01:58:19,200
*Ding music*

1396
01:58:19,200 --> 01:58:21,200
*Ding music*

1397
01:58:21,200 --> 01:58:23,200
*Ding music*

1398
01:58:23,200 --> 01:58:25,200
*Ding music*

1399
01:58:25,200 --> 01:58:27,200
*Ding music*

1400
01:58:27,200 --> 01:58:29,200
Down there? I don't think so

1401
01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:31,200
I'd like to climb the steps again and see what's at the top

1402
01:58:31,200 --> 01:58:35,200
The, uh, uh, descent into a darkened pit

1403
01:58:35,200 --> 01:58:43,200
Doesn't really, uh, seem that inviting to me at the moment

1404
01:58:43,200 --> 01:58:45,200
A relief is carved though! It looks very old!

1405
01:58:45,200 --> 01:58:47,200
There's an indentation on the indigo blue plate

1406
01:58:47,200 --> 01:58:49,200
*Ding music*

1407
01:58:49,200 --> 01:58:51,200
There's an indentation on the indigo blue plate

1408
01:58:51,200 --> 01:58:53,200
We've got nothing to put into that

1409
01:58:53,200 --> 01:58:55,200
Carry on walking

1410
01:58:55,200 --> 01:58:57,200
Christopher Walkin

1411
01:58:57,200 --> 01:58:59,200
Heart is beating

1412
01:58:59,200 --> 01:59:01,200
I'm a posh guy inside here

1413
01:59:01,200 --> 01:59:03,200
*Ding music*

1414
01:59:03,200 --> 01:59:05,200
I bet you something's gonna come through those windows

1415
01:59:05,200 --> 01:59:07,200
Is that the best you can come up with?

1416
01:59:07,200 --> 01:59:09,200
*Ding music*

1417
01:59:09,200 --> 01:59:11,200
*Ding music*

1418
01:59:11,200 --> 01:59:13,200
*Ding music*

1419
01:59:13,200 --> 01:59:15,200
What's the story here look?

1420
01:59:15,200 --> 01:59:17,200
A card?

1421
01:59:17,200 --> 01:59:18,660
and then we've got the card.

1422
01:59:38,120 --> 01:59:39,340
Heartbeat.

1423
01:59:43,320 --> 01:59:45,520
Why does a love kiss

1424
01:59:45,520 --> 01:59:48,480
stay in my memory?

1425
01:59:54,320 --> 01:59:56,160
Here we go, the music again man.

1426
01:59:56,160 --> 01:59:59,160
Yeah, three points on my license.

1427
01:59:59,160 --> 02:00:01,160
More of a chilled out version now, it's no beat.

1428
02:00:03,400 --> 02:00:07,600
I got pulled over yo, when I was driving through Castlevar yo.

1429
02:00:07,600 --> 02:00:11,640
65 in a 50 zone, I regret it now.

1430
02:00:11,640 --> 02:00:15,080
Didn't really realize that was the speed limit though.

1431
02:00:15,080 --> 02:00:29,800
3 points on my license, I thought it was 80, I really thought I was within the limit, shit, turns out I wasn't. 3 points on my license, now I'm in the doghouse, yeah.

1432
02:00:31,940 --> 02:00:32,580
Shit.

1433
02:00:32,580 --> 02:00:33,580
Yeah.

1434
02:00:35,580 --> 02:00:37,580
I think it's not quite here.

1435
02:00:43,580 --> 02:00:44,580
A little static.

1436
02:00:47,580 --> 02:00:49,580
Why do I use that?

1437
02:00:59,580 --> 02:01:11,580
I'm not going to clutch her shoulder any longer Natasha because we took the herb. The herb known as Natasha Hayes. It's a hybrid. 50% sativa, 50% indica.

1438
02:01:13,580 --> 02:01:15,580
It's leafy, but it does the trick.

1439
02:01:27,580 --> 02:01:38,580
Natasha Romanenko. You can save your progress with the ink ribbon. Will you use the ink ribbon? I will ya. I will ya.

1440
02:01:44,580 --> 02:01:51,580
That fucking ink ribbon was up to town last night man. He was asking for you man. He wants to fucking kill you man.

1441
02:01:56,580 --> 02:02:00,580
Now we've saved that, we can put that back in the box. It's gonna be sound.

1442
02:02:02,580 --> 02:02:04,580
Break out the Da Vinci man.

1443
02:02:08,580 --> 02:02:09,580
Ink ribbon and the boys.

1444
02:02:09,580 --> 02:02:19,580
Do you know your man ink ribbon? Yeah. He's fucking looking for you hey. He's gonna fucking ink you up.

1445
02:02:24,580 --> 02:02:30,580
Lovely bag of slime. Thank you very much. Lovely bag of slime. Look at this cutscene for you lovely bag of slime.

1446
02:02:32,580 --> 02:02:33,580
Welcome Claire.

1447
02:02:33,580 --> 02:02:34,580
I feel the...

1448
02:02:34,580 --> 02:02:43,580
Consider the area you are in a special playground I have prepared just for you.

1449
02:02:44,580 --> 02:02:57,580
Please try and keep me amused. And do not disappoint me by dying too soon. I so want to enjoy this.

1450
02:02:57,580 --> 02:03:27,020
this. Thank you very much Musk by Elon. How are you keeping Francis? I'm keeping alright, yeah. Not too bad. And bag of slime, thank you as well. What a weird.

1451
02:03:27,020 --> 02:03:56,460
Cut scene. A weird voice, a weird man. A strange man. You can give hemostatic to your man that's wounded and starved. He gives you a present. Good man yourself. I'll take that now but I don't know how I'm going to get back. Look at how long this door opening. That's the longest door opening I've ever experienced.

1452
02:03:56,460 --> 02:04:24,460
In the Resident Evil franchise. Irrelevant. You hammered your Crouser. You hammered your posh prick. Sub machine gun baby. Not loaded. Take it though. Take it. We'll put it in the box for later on. And what's that? We've got a sparkling sub machine gun ammunition case.

1453
02:04:24,460 --> 02:04:49,140
On top of the box downstairs. We might tackle that now if we can get past it without any. Oh. I spoke too soon. It's fucking Jerry. It's Jerry. Haha. Look at his stupid face. It's. It had the wrong of. That's meant to be terrifying but it's hilarious.

1454
02:04:52,460 --> 02:04:55,460
Alright.

1455
02:04:59,460 --> 02:05:02,460
He had the music.

1456
02:05:02,460 --> 02:05:06,460
Ohhhhhhh.

1457
02:05:06,460 --> 02:05:31,460
*laughs*

1458
02:05:31,460 --> 02:05:53,460
*laughs*

1459
02:05:53,460 --> 02:05:56,460
Crank it up.

1460
02:05:56,460 --> 02:06:13,460
*laughs*

1461
02:06:13,460 --> 02:06:26,460
*outro music*

1462
02:06:26,460 --> 02:06:33,460
Is that the best- is that the best you can come up with? Is that the best you can come up with?

1463
02:06:33,460 --> 02:06:38,460
*outro music*

1464
02:06:38,460 --> 02:06:42,460
*outro music*

1465
02:06:42,460 --> 02:06:43,460
Fucking hell, sorry about that.

1466
02:06:43,460 --> 02:06:47,460
*outro music*

1467
02:06:47,460 --> 02:06:52,460
*outro music*

1468
02:06:52,460 --> 02:06:53,460
Uh oh. Creepy times.

1469
02:06:53,460 --> 02:06:56,460
*outro music*

1470
02:06:56,460 --> 02:07:00,460
He's making the sound of a dog. When you shoot him it sounds like a dog.

1471
02:07:00,460 --> 02:07:04,460
*outro music*

1472
02:07:04,460 --> 02:07:05,460
Fuck.

1473
02:07:05,460 --> 02:07:07,460
*outro music*

1474
02:07:07,460 --> 02:07:09,880
Oh, he's got a claw.

1475
02:07:11,220 --> 02:07:12,520
He's got a big claw.

1476
02:07:17,300 --> 02:07:19,580
Come on, Claire. Come on, Claire. Come on.

1477
02:07:20,280 --> 02:07:21,040
Come on, Claire.

1478
02:07:22,620 --> 02:07:23,460
Come on, Claire.

1479
02:07:26,220 --> 02:07:27,600
You have him, Claire. You have him.

1480
02:07:28,780 --> 02:07:31,060
Don't let him get the side of you, Claire.

1481
02:07:31,400 --> 02:07:32,400
Oh, fuck.

1482
02:07:35,360 --> 02:07:36,280
Come on, Claire.

1483
02:07:36,280 --> 02:07:37,280
Come on, Claire.

1484
02:07:46,880 --> 02:07:48,240
Ah, fuck.

1485
02:07:52,420 --> 02:07:53,740
First death of the game.

1486
02:07:57,440 --> 02:07:59,080
Good job. We saved it there, man.

1487
02:07:59,680 --> 02:08:01,700
We'll take those super bowls that we've got.

1488
02:08:01,880 --> 02:08:02,880
The strong bowls.

1489
02:08:02,880 --> 02:08:08,520
Explodables.

1490
02:08:09,340 --> 02:08:10,380
Shack and shell bowls.

1491
02:08:10,380 --> 02:08:18,380
Aaaaaaah. Aaaaaaah.

1492
02:08:18,380 --> 02:08:47,980
*Sings* Bad breath, Steph, thank you very much. It took me a while but I've come to terms with the fact that this is my new alias now.

1493
02:08:47,980 --> 02:09:06,980
Well it isn't bad breath, Steph, I mean Steph, it isn't. It's not like that, alright? You haven't got bad breath. It was just a rhyme that I couldn't make. Maybe you do have bad breath. Maybe you do. But I'm not gonna call you that. Thank you very much for the tip and I hope you've not got bad breath. Best of luck with you, Steph.

1494
02:09:06,980 --> 02:09:13,980
*Sings* *Sings* Could be worse. You could have a voice like this prick.

1495
02:09:17,580 --> 02:09:22,760
Special playground I have prepared just for you

1496
02:09:23,960 --> 02:09:31,640
Please try and keep me amused and do not disappoint me by dying too soon. I

1497
02:09:32,640 --> 02:09:36,440
So want to enjoy this

1498
02:09:42,700 --> 02:09:44,700
There we go

1499
02:09:44,800 --> 02:09:51,680
Trying to dramatize what's going on there by adding some much-needed action and movement to the piece

1500
02:09:53,860 --> 02:09:58,080
I don't know if it I don't know if it adds to it lovely atmosphere

1501
02:09:59,740 --> 02:10:04,500
lovely lovely voice acting lovely rifle

1502
02:10:06,160 --> 02:10:08,160
lovely atmosphere

1503
02:10:08,160 --> 02:10:10,160
oh

1504
02:10:14,840 --> 02:10:18,800
We're gonna get we're gonna get here this fucking tune again like

1505
02:10:20,680 --> 02:10:22,680
tortured souls

1506
02:10:23,040 --> 02:10:29,360
Music by tortured souls volume one track one tortured whaling

1507
02:10:37,440 --> 02:10:40,580
Submachine gun lovely submachine gun

1508
02:10:43,820 --> 02:10:45,820
lovely atmosphere

1509
02:10:47,600 --> 02:10:52,780
Now let's equip the ball there so to speak

1510
02:10:53,900 --> 02:11:00,180
You do well to equip the ball gun when you're fighting the fellow with the stretchy hands cuz

1511
02:11:00,980 --> 02:11:03,520
That's the strongest weapon you have

1512
02:11:10,880 --> 02:11:12,880
Just face look at his face

1513
02:11:15,320 --> 02:11:17,320
Ha ha good luck

1514
02:11:22,200 --> 02:11:24,460
Is he dead that's him

1515
02:11:25,460 --> 02:11:29,080
He's done what an idiot. He looks rubbish doesn't he?

1516
02:11:29,720 --> 02:11:31,720
He looks terrible

1517
02:11:31,940 --> 02:11:33,940
Who who who unlock that?

1518
02:11:34,100 --> 02:11:41,620
Who who was there like yeah, I heard it? I heard a lock go and then there's no one there this game is just insane

1519
02:11:42,180 --> 02:11:44,180
twitchy ma goo goo goo oh

1520
02:11:57,140 --> 02:12:02,900
Someone says they know him he lives in Balbrigan unfortunately we we ended him there

1521
02:12:05,640 --> 02:12:08,380
He's gone zone oh that book oh he's back again!

1522
02:12:09,260 --> 02:12:10,260
He's back again!

1523
02:12:16,580 --> 02:12:18,580
Go on Steve go on Steve!

1524
02:12:19,460 --> 02:12:21,700
Fucking kill him Steve! Get him!

1525
02:12:21,700 --> 02:12:22,540
- Oh!

1526
02:12:38,880 --> 02:12:40,800
- You fucker!

1527
02:12:40,800 --> 02:12:42,380
- Oh yeah, that felt good.

1528
02:12:44,240 --> 02:12:45,400
Don't worry, Claire.

1529
02:12:45,400 --> 02:12:47,640
Your knight in shining armor is here.

1530
02:12:47,640 --> 02:12:52,640
- Oh!

1531
02:12:52,640 --> 02:12:55,400
- You wish, but thanks for the help.

1532
02:12:55,400 --> 02:12:58,000
- See, this is why you need me.

1533
02:12:58,000 --> 02:12:59,160
I got your back.

1534
02:12:59,160 --> 02:13:00,800
- Whatever.

1535
02:13:00,800 --> 02:13:03,920
- Here, take me. - Whatever.

1536
02:13:03,920 --> 02:13:06,000
- Machine guns for me?

1537
02:13:06,000 --> 02:13:07,560
- You know the deal. - Whatever.

1538
02:13:07,560 --> 02:13:09,560
- In exchange for your Lugers.

1539
02:13:09,560 --> 02:13:12,360
- Okay, okay.

1540
02:13:16,440 --> 02:13:17,280
- Okay!

1541
02:13:18,940 --> 02:13:20,640
Lovely Lugers.

1542
02:13:20,640 --> 02:13:22,700
Lovely Steve.

1543
02:13:22,700 --> 02:13:25,260
Lovely atmosphere.

1544
02:13:25,260 --> 02:13:26,620
We've got the gold Lugers.

1545
02:13:26,620 --> 02:13:28,220
- This thing is too cool.

1546
02:13:28,220 --> 02:13:29,980
- Too cool for skill.

1547
02:13:29,980 --> 02:13:32,060
- Now this is my kind of weapon.

1548
02:13:32,060 --> 02:13:32,900
- All right!

1549
02:13:34,420 --> 02:13:35,760
- Huh?

1550
02:13:35,760 --> 02:13:38,480
- Hey, this thing's empty.

1551
02:13:38,480 --> 02:13:40,120
You cheated me.

1552
02:13:40,120 --> 02:13:43,040
- Up there, plenty of ammo, just for you.

1553
02:13:43,040 --> 02:13:44,080
- Way up there?

1554
02:13:45,060 --> 02:13:45,900
- Give me a boost and I'll go through.

1555
02:13:45,900 --> 02:13:47,020
- Way up there?

1556
02:13:47,020 --> 02:13:47,640
In the mountains?

1557
02:13:47,640 --> 02:13:48,900
- I am right.

1558
02:13:48,900 --> 02:13:50,440
- Way up there in the mountains?

1559
02:13:50,440 --> 02:13:51,280
- Ow!

1560
02:13:51,280 --> 02:13:52,980
My back!

1561
02:13:52,980 --> 02:13:54,880
You're heavier than you look.

1562
02:13:54,880 --> 02:13:56,360
- Ooh! - Hurry up!

1563
02:13:56,360 --> 02:13:58,060
Bad move, Steve.

1564
02:13:58,060 --> 02:13:59,980
Never say that to a woman.

1565
02:14:02,620 --> 02:14:03,840
- Happy now?

1566
02:14:07,740 --> 02:14:09,260
- Lovely Steve.

1567
02:14:09,260 --> 02:14:11,260
Lovely happy now.

1568
02:14:11,260 --> 02:14:19,220
- Now that your knight has made his appearance, he can join you in your descent into dead.

1569
02:14:29,020 --> 02:14:30,640
- Okay, let's do it.

1570
02:14:31,600 --> 02:14:32,600
Wait here, Claire.

1571
02:14:35,720 --> 02:14:37,720
Time to test out my new toy!

1572
02:14:38,220 --> 02:14:40,720
Time to test out my new toy!

1573
02:14:41,720 --> 02:14:42,720
Ba-ba-ba!

1574
02:14:48,720 --> 02:14:50,720
Oh, now we have to play as this Gimp.

1575
02:14:58,720 --> 02:14:59,720
Steve got the guts.

1576
02:14:59,720 --> 02:15:01,720
Steve got the guns, baby.

1577
02:15:01,720 --> 02:15:03,720
Good luck. See you later.

1578
02:15:03,720 --> 02:15:07,720
My name is Steve and I've got a class gun.

1579
02:15:07,720 --> 02:15:09,720
Don't fuck with me.

1580
02:15:09,720 --> 02:15:11,720
Otherwise, I'll fuck you up, man.

1581
02:15:12,720 --> 02:15:14,720
These cannot be used with a submachine gun.

1582
02:15:18,720 --> 02:15:20,720
They're still alive, these books.

1583
02:15:20,720 --> 02:15:21,720
Look at him.

1584
02:15:21,720 --> 02:15:23,720
The Walking Dead.

1585
02:15:24,720 --> 02:15:26,720
Car's reader indigo blue electronics.

1586
02:15:26,720 --> 02:15:27,720
I'll fuck you up.

1587
02:15:27,720 --> 02:15:27,720
I'll fuck you up.

1588
02:15:27,720 --> 02:15:28,720
I'll fuck you up.

1589
02:15:32,720 --> 02:15:33,720
Ohhhhhhh.

1590
02:15:33,720 --> 02:15:34,720
Good man, Steve.

1591
02:15:34,720 --> 02:15:41,720
*Groans*

1592
02:15:45,720 --> 02:15:47,720
Good man Steve!

1593
02:15:47,720 --> 02:15:51,720
Just point him!

1594
02:15:51,720 --> 02:15:55,720
Hopefully this is only a short bit, because I don't even like playing as this Gimp.

1595
02:15:55,720 --> 02:15:59,720
I know he's not voice acting, but I still don't like him.

1596
02:15:59,720 --> 02:16:03,720
Even when he's not being annoying, he's annoying.

1597
02:16:03,720 --> 02:16:05,720
Take those...

1598
02:16:05,720 --> 02:16:08,720
You'd think he'd take those things anyway, just to give to Claire.

1599
02:16:12,720 --> 02:16:14,720
Lovely Steve.

1600
02:16:14,720 --> 02:16:17,720
Lovely murdered zombies.

1601
02:16:17,720 --> 02:16:20,720
Secured with a simple lock.

1602
02:16:22,720 --> 02:16:24,720
It's not infinite ammo.

1603
02:16:24,720 --> 02:16:28,720
It's not infinite ammo Dandelph! You're gonna tell more lies!

1604
02:16:29,720 --> 02:16:31,720
74%!

1605
02:16:32,720 --> 02:16:36,720
It's not a made up name!

1606
02:16:36,720 --> 02:16:38,720
*Groans*

1607
02:16:42,720 --> 02:16:43,720
Yo!

1608
02:16:44,720 --> 02:16:45,720
Yo!

1609
02:16:45,720 --> 02:16:49,720
Marshmallow, thank you very much Marshmallow.

1610
02:16:49,720 --> 02:16:51,720
Marshmallow.

1611
02:16:51,720 --> 02:17:11,720
*Mario plays*

1612
02:17:11,720 --> 02:17:13,720
Yeah Marshmallow man.

1613
02:17:13,720 --> 02:17:17,720
Fucking sound old man. Thanks for the tippee.

1614
02:17:17,720 --> 02:17:19,720
*Mario plays*

1615
02:17:19,720 --> 02:17:21,720
*Mario plays*

1616
02:17:21,720 --> 02:17:23,720
*Mario plays*

1617
02:17:23,720 --> 02:17:25,720
*Mario plays*

1618
02:17:25,720 --> 02:17:27,720
*Mario plays*

1619
02:17:27,720 --> 02:17:29,720
*Mario plays*

1620
02:17:29,720 --> 02:17:31,720
*Mario plays*

1621
02:17:31,720 --> 02:17:33,720
*Mario plays*

1622
02:17:33,720 --> 02:17:35,720
Lovely Marshmallow.

1623
02:17:35,720 --> 02:17:37,720
Lovely atmosphere.

1624
02:17:37,720 --> 02:17:39,720
Uh oh. This...

1625
02:17:39,720 --> 02:17:41,720
I'm glad...

1626
02:17:41,720 --> 02:17:43,720
Thank you very much. I'm glad you're watching the stream.

1627
02:17:43,720 --> 02:17:45,720
Watching from France you see.

1628
02:17:45,720 --> 02:17:47,720
Jesus Christ.

1629
02:17:47,720 --> 02:17:49,720
Are you serious?

1630
02:17:49,720 --> 02:17:51,720
From French.

1631
02:17:51,720 --> 02:17:53,720
*Mario plays*

1632
02:17:53,720 --> 02:17:55,720
I didn't know they had streams in France.

1633
02:17:55,720 --> 02:17:57,720
*Mario plays*

1634
02:17:57,720 --> 02:17:59,720
*Mario plays*

1635
02:17:59,720 --> 02:17:59,720
You're watching...

1636
02:17:59,720 --> 02:18:01,720
Thanks for watching the streamers. It's known in France.

1637
02:18:01,720 --> 02:18:03,720
*Mario plays*

1638
02:18:03,720 --> 02:18:05,720
Le stream.

1639
02:18:05,720 --> 02:18:07,720
*Mario plays*

1640
02:18:07,720 --> 02:18:18,180
lovely French lovely atmosphere in case of failure is the lever is illustrated the ventilation device

1641
02:18:18,180 --> 02:18:27,260
will open will resume operation chilling this is a chilling scene that we're in now at the moment with

1642
02:18:27,260 --> 02:18:35,600
Steve Steve we've waited so long this Steve character is very mysterious we can't wait to

1643
02:18:35,600 --> 02:19:03,480
see what other sides are to this Steve shaped coin that we've collected from the machine and there's a relief of a weird looking face handgun bullets are in the mouth but there's no need for them because sure I don't have a nine millimeter oh here we go it was dirty work but this area is now clean

1644
02:19:03,480 --> 02:19:20,240
you can depend on me you can depend on me you see this thing is a lot more reliable than any person it's bad people

1645
02:19:20,240 --> 02:19:40,240
Steve don't talk to me what were you doing here I was hurt as a child who brought you here and where is your family I don't know where my my mommy I don't want to talk about my mommy

1646
02:19:40,240 --> 02:20:05,680
Steve Steve never mind don't talk to me about my mommy again my aunt Steve where's my mommy piece of shit and he wasted he wasted a load of ammunition on the walls there

1647
02:20:05,680 --> 02:20:23,140
Steve he's a spoof of it he's a spoof her he's a cod he's a cod he's a fat clown

1648
02:20:23,140 --> 02:20:28,580
I'd love if there was

1649
02:20:28,580 --> 02:20:30,860
I've seen all the dumphy clips

1650
02:20:30,860 --> 02:20:32,980
But there isn't one on

1651
02:20:32,980 --> 02:20:34,920
YouTube of him calling

1652
02:20:34,920 --> 02:20:36,860
Harry Kuehl a fat clown

1653
02:20:36,860 --> 02:20:41,120
Which I thought was the meanest

1654
02:20:41,120 --> 02:20:41,800
thing he said

1655
02:20:41,800 --> 02:20:54,480
Where the fuck

1656
02:20:54,480 --> 02:21:03,840
Indigo blue okay all right

1657
02:21:03,840 --> 02:21:15,540
Oh here he is again

1658
02:21:15,540 --> 02:21:16,920
Fucking hell

1659
02:21:16,920 --> 02:21:18,700
More angst

1660
02:21:18,700 --> 02:21:21,960
More wangst

1661
02:21:21,960 --> 02:21:26,360
Stevie one Stevie blunder

1662
02:21:26,360 --> 02:21:29,420
Claire

1663
02:21:29,420 --> 02:21:30,820
Are you okay

1664
02:21:30,820 --> 02:21:33,820
Steve

1665
02:21:33,820 --> 02:21:34,680
Behind you

1666
02:21:34,680 --> 02:21:37,900
Mommy

1667
02:21:37,900 --> 02:21:40,980
No

1668
02:21:40,980 --> 02:21:42,820
It's my dad

1669
02:21:42,820 --> 02:21:44,940
It's his dad

1670
02:21:44,940 --> 02:21:51,000
What's wrong Steve

1671
02:21:51,000 --> 02:21:51,760
Shoot him

1672
02:21:51,760 --> 02:21:53,540
Wait

1673
02:21:53,540 --> 02:21:56,980
I can't

1674
02:21:56,980 --> 02:21:58,880
No

1675
02:21:58,880 --> 02:22:02,180
Steve

1676
02:22:03,800 --> 02:22:08,860
No!

1677
02:22:13,180 --> 02:22:13,780
No!

1678
02:22:15,400 --> 02:22:17,060
You dropped the paw, the player.

1679
02:22:17,360 --> 02:22:17,800
Father!

1680
02:22:18,480 --> 02:22:19,080
Father!

1681
02:22:19,340 --> 02:22:20,460
Father, no!

1682
02:22:22,600 --> 02:22:23,280
No!

1683
02:22:23,280 --> 02:22:28,760
Alright, Steve, Jesus.

1684
02:22:29,280 --> 02:22:29,900
You killed him.

1685
02:22:30,220 --> 02:22:31,540
You killed him ages ago.

1686
02:22:31,880 --> 02:22:33,340
You killed your father ages ago.

1687
02:22:33,760 --> 02:22:35,060
You don't have to keep killing him.

1688
02:22:35,540 --> 02:22:37,500
He wasted the full clip on his dad.

1689
02:22:38,760 --> 02:22:40,200
Daddy's gone, Steve.

1690
02:22:41,120 --> 02:22:42,820
Your lovely green eyes, Steve.

1691
02:22:42,860 --> 02:22:44,020
Where'd you get those eyes?

1692
02:22:44,120 --> 02:22:44,680
Your father?

1693
02:22:45,100 --> 02:22:46,920
Your father's gone now, Steve.

1694
02:22:47,520 --> 02:22:49,560
But he gave you some good eyes.

1695
02:22:50,920 --> 02:22:51,440
Father.

1696
02:22:51,440 --> 02:22:51,520
Father.

1697
02:22:53,040 --> 02:22:53,600
Father.

1698
02:22:55,200 --> 02:22:55,800
Father.

1699
02:23:03,720 --> 02:23:06,740
Dad, I used to work for Umbrella.

1700
02:23:08,120 --> 02:23:09,660
Tried to steal information.

1701
02:23:10,980 --> 02:23:13,020
Intending to sell it off to the highest bidder.

1702
02:23:14,380 --> 02:23:15,500
He was caught.

1703
02:23:16,920 --> 02:23:17,940
Mom was killed.

1704
02:23:18,780 --> 02:23:19,900
Mommy's gone!

1705
02:23:23,900 --> 02:23:25,140
Oh, Steve.

1706
02:23:26,340 --> 02:23:27,880
Steve, man, you fucked it up!

1707
02:23:27,880 --> 02:23:29,440
There's a fool to do something so reckless.

1708
02:23:31,500 --> 02:23:32,580
So stupid.

1709
02:23:32,580 --> 02:23:45,400
It's okay now.

1710
02:23:45,960 --> 02:23:47,000
Just rest.

1711
02:24:00,400 --> 02:24:03,200
There we earned a trophy there.

1712
02:24:03,280 --> 02:24:04,700
A changed father.

1713
02:24:05,620 --> 02:24:06,820
Fucking hell, man.

1714
02:24:07,300 --> 02:24:09,080
The saga of Steve.

1715
02:24:09,780 --> 02:24:13,940
Jesus, my heartstrings are fucking pulled out my chest.

1716
02:24:15,420 --> 02:24:20,880
Steve's dad, man.

1717
02:24:21,640 --> 02:24:22,720
Fucking hell, man.

1718
02:24:28,240 --> 02:24:29,160
Fucking Steve.

1719
02:24:30,160 --> 02:24:32,000
Did you see Steve, man?

1720
02:24:33,920 --> 02:24:35,600
His dad came back.

1721
02:24:37,100 --> 02:24:38,820
His dad was fucked.

1722
02:24:39,580 --> 02:24:41,200
His dad was a zombie.

1723
02:24:41,200 --> 02:24:43,980
Like, Steve.

1724
02:24:45,060 --> 02:24:49,240
Steve just unloaded the fucking clip into his dad's chest.

1725
02:24:50,240 --> 02:24:57,320
See, the price of fucking diesel is going up in the budget.

1726
02:24:57,320 --> 02:24:59,320
*BOOM*

1727
02:25:11,320 --> 02:25:14,320
Right Steve's father, he's obviously dead!

1728
02:25:14,320 --> 02:25:21,400
And Steve is crying like a little baby man, little bambino. I should leave him alone for now.

1729
02:25:23,020 --> 02:25:29,020
I'd be awful shit if your dad turned into a zombie and then you had to unload a submachine gun into the back of his neck.

1730
02:25:32,520 --> 02:25:34,520
To the point where you had no bullets left.

1731
02:25:37,020 --> 02:25:45,020
Nathan Kelly, I wanna say thank you so much Nathan man. I'm so glad that you're supporting me and my stream habits.

1732
02:25:45,020 --> 02:25:49,020
And listen, you're putting the fucking shirt on my back man.

1733
02:25:52,020 --> 02:26:02,020
Do you know what I mean? Fucking chains and flowers. Lovely chains, lovely flowers.

1734
02:26:05,520 --> 02:26:07,020
Lovely atmosphere.

1735
02:26:10,020 --> 02:26:15,520
Can I get a birthday shout out to my mate Florian? He loves the horse related videos, their class.

1736
02:26:16,520 --> 02:26:17,520
Well Florian.

1737
02:26:18,520 --> 02:26:20,520
Best of luck Florian on the birthday man.

1738
02:26:24,520 --> 02:26:25,520
Yeah Florian.

1739
02:26:26,520 --> 02:26:28,520
Enjoy the fucking flower show that you're after.

1740
02:26:29,520 --> 02:26:31,520
I know he didn't say that you're going to one.

1741
02:26:31,520 --> 02:26:37,520
But I'm just imagining you with a flower show cause your name's Florian. Best of luck man.

1742
02:26:37,520 --> 02:26:38,520
Best of luck man.

1743
02:26:50,520 --> 02:26:51,520
Okay let's head back now to the...

1744
02:26:52,520 --> 02:26:57,520
Head back to that lad down at the pit where we can give him the hemophilic...

1745
02:26:58,520 --> 02:26:59,520
Whatever the hell it is the...

1746
02:26:59,520 --> 02:27:00,520
A lift.

1747
02:27:00,520 --> 02:27:01,520
The battery has been removed.

1748
02:27:04,520 --> 02:27:05,520
Hemoglobin.

1749
02:27:09,520 --> 02:27:13,520
Steve's dad just wanted to tell Claire about the sail down in Harvey Normans.

1750
02:27:21,520 --> 02:27:23,520
Do I go through there or do I go into...

1751
02:27:24,520 --> 02:27:24,520
Fuck it.

1752
02:27:24,520 --> 02:27:25,520
I'm going through here.

1753
02:27:26,520 --> 02:27:39,800
Thanks very much for that. Nathan Kelly and Marshmallow. Oh no! She's getting mauled. Pulled out the gold lugers. Waste time. Waste time.

1754
02:27:44,800 --> 02:27:45,800
Fucking hell!

1755
02:27:47,960 --> 02:27:48,760
Get off!

1756
02:27:53,320 --> 02:27:54,440
Get off me!

1757
02:27:54,440 --> 02:27:56,440
Get off me!

1758
02:28:00,440 --> 02:28:05,080
We're done, Shkies. We're done, Shkies. Quarter to ten.

1759
02:28:16,360 --> 02:28:23,080
We've got a tank out here. Battle tank. Battle tank. Galactica.

1760
02:28:23,080 --> 02:28:45,080
An old tank here. This could be suited to Alfred's taste. And we know that he has a taste for the militaristic, don't we? Because we were in that room of his. Full of crazy trinkets. The door's been welded. Ha! We unlocked the side door though. Best luck trying to keep us out. We know all the tricks.

1761
02:28:45,080 --> 02:28:55,720
Uh oh. Kevin Bacon's back again. Tremoristic. Lovely tremors.

1762
02:28:55,720 --> 02:29:06,360
Lovely creak on that door there as well. Nice bit of foley.

1763
02:29:06,360 --> 02:29:13,360
*Epic music*

1764
02:29:23,360 --> 02:29:26,360
Didn't we use that already? We go through here already.

1765
02:29:26,360 --> 02:29:33,360
*Epic music*

1766
02:29:33,360 --> 02:29:36,560
Oh we did. We know this one. This is a stupid room.

1767
02:29:36,560 --> 02:29:38,160
Alfred room.

1768
02:29:38,160 --> 02:29:39,660
Oh is it?

1769
02:29:39,660 --> 02:29:42,660
Oh for fuck.

1770
02:29:42,660 --> 02:29:45,160
Fuck.

1771
02:30:01,160 --> 02:30:03,160
Fuck.

1772
02:30:03,160 --> 02:30:05,160
Ah.

1773
02:30:05,160 --> 02:30:07,160
Ah.

1774
02:30:07,160 --> 02:30:09,160
Oh.

1775
02:30:13,160 --> 02:30:17,160
I hope you don't have to go back to before where I was.

1776
02:30:21,160 --> 02:30:24,160
Is this the whole fucking Steve thing again?

1777
02:30:31,160 --> 02:30:33,160
Oh we have to watch this shit again.

1778
02:30:39,160 --> 02:30:43,160
At least we get to watch it again. I thought it would be shit but it's funny seeing...

1779
02:30:43,160 --> 02:30:46,160
Can you skip it?

1780
02:30:57,160 --> 02:31:01,160
She spanned the plane and crashed it!

1781
02:31:01,160 --> 02:31:03,160
He was caught.

1782
02:31:03,160 --> 02:31:05,160
Watch out! There's a fucking fighter jet coming down!

1783
02:31:05,160 --> 02:31:06,160
Get off!

1784
02:31:06,160 --> 02:31:08,160
You were sent here.

1785
02:31:10,160 --> 02:31:12,160
Make sure you're drinking enough.

1786
02:31:12,160 --> 02:31:15,160
Was that you I seen chasing waterfalls last day?

1787
02:31:15,160 --> 02:31:17,160
How are you getting on?

1788
02:31:20,160 --> 02:31:24,160
You made it into the fucking... the internet, I'd say.

1789
02:31:24,160 --> 02:31:28,160
It's nice to see you and if you're around there on

1790
02:31:28,160 --> 02:31:33,160
and you want to come for a few drinks, we're heading back to mine.

1791
02:31:33,160 --> 02:31:34,160
I'd say we, it's just myself.

1792
02:31:34,160 --> 02:31:35,160
Just myself.

1793
02:31:35,160 --> 02:31:37,160
And the dog.

1794
02:31:38,160 --> 02:31:40,160
Take it easy.

1795
02:31:42,160 --> 02:31:44,160
Can anybody... can someone stop?

1796
02:31:44,160 --> 02:31:47,160
We need to stop this plane fast, it's carrying a load of bombs.

1797
02:31:47,160 --> 02:31:50,160
Someone told me it's got... there's a bomb on the plane.

1798
02:31:50,160 --> 02:31:51,160
You need to stop the plane off.

1799
02:31:51,160 --> 02:31:53,160
I love the dumb files would have been perfect, but I...

1800
02:31:53,160 --> 02:31:55,160
Oh no, these fucking dogs again.

1801
02:31:57,160 --> 02:32:00,160
I would have liked to have had the dump valves ready, but I...

1802
02:32:01,160 --> 02:32:03,160
I can just run past these cunts.

1803
02:32:03,160 --> 02:32:04,160
Ah!

1804
02:32:15,160 --> 02:32:16,160
I'm off to get the...

1805
02:32:16,160 --> 02:32:20,160
I'm off to give your man the fucking... the pills.

1806
02:32:22,160 --> 02:32:23,160
Hang on now.

1807
02:32:28,160 --> 02:32:29,160
Is there a box?

1808
02:32:29,160 --> 02:32:31,160
Arr fuck, we'll come back to it.

1809
02:32:31,160 --> 02:32:33,160
We've had our day, you've had your...

1810
02:32:33,160 --> 02:32:35,160
Uh oh, uh oh, two of these cunts!

1811
02:32:36,160 --> 02:32:37,160
Good luck.

1812
02:32:37,160 --> 02:32:38,160
See you later man.

1813
02:32:38,160 --> 02:32:41,160
Not hanging around for you anytime soon hey.

1814
02:32:41,160 --> 02:32:46,160
You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat.

1815
02:32:55,160 --> 02:32:56,160
The late...

1816
02:32:57,160 --> 02:32:59,160
The late Jim Kimmy...

1817
02:32:59,160 --> 02:33:07,800
said that Steve's dad was a zombie back in the lanes of Limerick of their mutual youth.

1818
02:33:13,320 --> 02:33:23,080
The late Jim Zombie said that Frank's book was an accurate portrayal of the lanes of Limerick of their mutual youth.

1819
02:33:23,080 --> 02:33:25,080
*BEEP*

1820
02:33:27,080 --> 02:33:29,080
*BEEP*

1821
02:33:29,080 --> 02:33:33,080
Here we go. It's time to take out the trash with these boys.

1822
02:33:33,080 --> 02:33:39,080
There was a fair bit of trash in the lobby of the mansion there. You might take it out. Galad.

1823
02:33:39,080 --> 02:33:46,080
After that's done, you'll have to face off the minerals and bring out the rubbish to the back of the compactor. Galad.

1824
02:33:46,080 --> 02:33:47,080
*BEEP*

1825
02:33:47,080 --> 02:33:52,080
Oh my god. They should do a fucking bit in the game where you have to work in a supermarket.

1826
02:33:52,080 --> 02:33:53,080
*BEEP*

1827
02:33:53,080 --> 02:34:03,080
Come on you can't fuck off. Come on. Good luck you. Get away from me you.

1828
02:34:03,080 --> 02:34:09,080
Fucking neck of him man. Thought he could fucking kill me.

1829
02:34:09,080 --> 02:34:14,080
Right, back to the save room. Nice relaxing save music.

1830
02:34:14,080 --> 02:34:17,080
*BEEP*

1831
02:34:17,080 --> 02:34:21,080
Yeah, he is Stephen Thomas. I don't want to talk about him.

1832
02:34:21,080 --> 02:34:22,720
I can't.

1833
02:34:22,720 --> 02:34:24,120
But probably means well.

1834
02:34:32,120 --> 02:34:33,120
Right.

1835
02:34:34,120 --> 02:34:39,000
It was a realistic evening and I want to say thank you very much for the realism and everybody who watched.

1836
02:34:40,120 --> 02:34:41,320
But I have to go man.

1837
02:34:41,320 --> 02:34:44,120
Steven's fucking dad has got me on a real...

1838
02:34:45,760 --> 02:34:47,520
Real downer buzz man.

1839
02:34:47,520 --> 02:34:52,160
Steve's dad went bye bye, got turned into a deep vein zombosis.

1840
02:34:54,000 --> 02:34:56,560
You don't want to know what happened to Steve's dad man.

1841
02:34:57,360 --> 02:35:01,200
Turned out he was a fucking deep fried zombie basher.

1842
02:35:06,640 --> 02:35:09,360
There's no point in this anyway because it's saved. I'll have to do it when I come back.

1843
02:35:09,920 --> 02:35:12,960
Alright well I'll see you later on and thanks very much for fighter jetting.

1844
02:35:12,960 --> 02:35:14,960
Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down, well get out!

1845
02:35:17,120 --> 02:35:21,120
It's always nice to do the Resident Evil streams. I enjoy doing the Resident Evil streams.

1846
02:35:22,240 --> 02:35:23,920
They're good fun, they're good crack.

1847
02:35:24,640 --> 02:35:29,360
And the thing about the Resident Evil streams is there's lovely graphics,

1848
02:35:30,560 --> 02:35:33,120
lovely zombies, lovely walls,

1849
02:35:34,400 --> 02:35:35,600
lovely mansions,

1850
02:35:36,880 --> 02:35:38,400
lovely atmosphere.

1851
02:35:39,920 --> 02:35:49,200
And thank you very much for everyone who watched there and who tipped and enjoyed and was chatting away in the stream.

1852
02:35:50,640 --> 02:35:51,920
Lovely streams.

1853
02:35:52,640 --> 02:35:57,200
Love, we'll be back again next time with some lovely streams,

1854
02:35:57,840 --> 02:35:59,200
lovely dump valves,

1855
02:36:00,000 --> 02:36:01,600
and lovely atmospheres.

1856
02:36:02,480 --> 02:36:16,880
and we'll see you later on. And thanks very much for watching.

1857
02:36:21,760 --> 02:36:35,280
You said Willy Harold! You- this- this man said- this man said- this man- this man said- this man said here- this man said-

1858
02:36:45,120 --> 02:36:48,800
Shhh shhh! You've made- you've made your point!

1859
02:36:48,800 --> 02:36:52,800
*sad music*

1860
02:36:53,120 --> 02:37:05,600
Thanks very much for watching the streams. Do tune in. Do tune in next time for another video game stream

1861
02:37:06,720 --> 02:37:17,680
on the Francis Higgins channel. Sub- like- like and subscribe. If you do, you will be alerted to

1862
02:37:18,320 --> 02:37:29,360
a stream alert update for Resident Evil featuring none other than Claire Redfield.

1863
02:37:30,320 --> 02:37:38,880
Good night and God bless. This man said, this man said, this, this man said. Good night and God bless.

1864
02:37:39,240 --> 02:37:43,400
This man said, this man said. Good night and God bless.

1865
02:37:43,400 --> 02:37:45,400
.

1866
02:37:45,400 --> 02:37:46,760
Thank you.