1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:16,000 *Music* 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Lovely steam, lovely dump valves, lovely intensive care area, intensive care difficulty medium area, 3 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:40,000 chapter 2, Mugabe Nights. Hope you don't get frightened, hope you don't shart your pants man. 4 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:53,000 Are you wearing nappies is it? You best be wearing, you best be wearing nappies man, cause you're gonna shit yourself. Good luck. 5 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:59,000 *Music* 6 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down and get out! 7 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Watch out, keep an eye out for the fighter jets man. They've been circling your house since noon watch. I've been keeping an eye on them. 8 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:21,000 There's another one just above the poker chip which is spinning outside your Owl Lady's gaff. 9 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:26,000 You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat. 10 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:31,000 You're only an old bomb man. 11 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 *Music* 12 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship? Cause that stuff was a blast. 13 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Was that you I seen the last day fucking paying the license fee? 14 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:48,000 *Music* 15 00:01:48,000 --> 00:02:10,000 *Music* 16 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:29,800 We have seem to have a fright in the audience. We actually have somebody who's just had a bit of a fright in the audience there. Yes, scare. You have you're involved in a bit of an ongoing battle against not being scared. Why don't you tell us a bit about that? 17 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:53,580 I'm not scared of Dead Space. It's not a scary game. It's not a scary game, Frank. Yes, it is. It's a scary game. It was made in 2008. You've had enough time now. No, you are a liar. It's not a scary game. You played the game last week. You're going to tell more lies. 18 00:02:55,960 --> 00:03:17,700 Number two, Frank McCourt. How old are you anyway? Irrelevant. Irrelevant. How old are you? You hammered your mother. You depicted your mother as a lazy, loose-smarted, good-for-nothing whore. You owe your mother an apology. 19 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:38,360 Teresa Car- Teresa Car- Teresa Car- Teresa Car-Medy's parents. Teresa Car-Medy's family, at least, are tuning into this episode tonight. You owe them an apology, Frank. I came all the way from- I drove all the way from Limerick to be here tonight, Frank. Uh, Pat. 20 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:57,960 Frank- Frank Hamilton didn't even write- sell his book in Waterstones. He actually made a book- he made a book about you, Jerry. That- that is a total and absolute lie. What an absolute lie. Lie that woman is. 21 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:04,160 Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? Because that stuff was a blast. 22 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:23,320 T-22 BC. Thank you very much, T-22 BC. Let's get back into this now. Intensive care. You don't want to fucking watch yourself, man. You'll end up in intensive care in a minute. 23 00:04:25,820 --> 00:04:33,600 Watch what you're saying. People are listening. Haha. Jamie O'Hare, thank you very much. How's the hair going, Jamie? 24 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:43,360 Uh, thank you. I hope- great atmosphere, Pat, you say? Well, I hope so. We haven't even sharted. It's- we've only just fucking sharted, man. 25 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:50,540 That intro was so scary. I predict there was- I forecast- there was a sweeping high-pressure shart cloud. 26 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,560 Passing- passing- passing forth over the windy gap. 27 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,560 Before nestling in McGillicuddy's reeks. 28 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:09,240 Winding down for the night there before hitting the road again and climbing the fucking reek the next day. 29 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:12,240 That's a- that's a long way to travel to do that as well. 30 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:22,660 Right. 31 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:23,260 Ahem. 32 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,280 Intensive care load complete. 33 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:36,400 Welcome to the chat. Welcome to the stream, everyone. 34 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:44,120 It's about to get scare tactics now, so keep- keep your fucking eyes close to the- to your chest. 35 00:05:47,340 --> 00:05:50,860 Keep your friends closer and your enemies close enough as well, man. 36 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,240 It's like the old saying, goals. 37 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,360 Keep your fucking enemies at bay. 38 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,580 Uh, H6, uh, I can see that. 39 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:02,900 Okay. 40 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:04,420 You can hear me okay anyway. 41 00:06:04,540 --> 00:06:05,160 You can hear me okay. 42 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,040 Thank you very much, Cam Layton. 43 00:06:11,460 --> 00:06:14,160 I've an extra ticket to the Astral Plains, man. 44 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:14,520 Get in. 45 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:17,300 I might fucking take you up on the lift. 46 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:19,920 To the Astral Plains. 47 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:20,740 Thanks very much. 48 00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:32,280 Objective-edded. 49 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:33,920 He's here. 50 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:34,660 What's this? 51 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,100 We've got a bit of drama here. 52 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:36,980 Look, someone's dead. 53 00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:38,660 Someone's dead already, man. 54 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:40,260 Someone's dead. 55 00:06:40,340 --> 00:06:41,020 You come. 56 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,280 She's got no eyes. 57 00:06:42,420 --> 00:06:43,220 Just like you said. 58 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:45,360 She's got- she's been fucking- 59 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,120 I saved this. 60 00:06:46,420 --> 00:06:47,340 Someone's got to her. 61 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:47,780 I'm here. 62 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:47,840 I'm here. 63 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,560 What's this? 64 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:53,040 What's she giving me there? 65 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:55,880 Kinesis. 66 00:06:57,420 --> 00:06:57,820 Module. 67 00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:06,120 Use Kinesis to move or throw. 68 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:07,820 Pat McCord. 69 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,660 Use Kinesis, Pat. 70 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,020 L1 to aim, Pat. 71 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,560 Circle then on the L1, Pat, to grab the thing. 72 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,600 It's a rip-off of the gravity gun in Half-Life, Pat. 73 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:21,800 But we won't- 74 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,660 But that's not a bad thing. 75 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,360 But it doesn't throw the- 76 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,200 It doesn't throw the- 77 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,700 The stuff like in, uh, Half-Life, Pat. 78 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:32,320 You can only pick it up. 79 00:07:32,380 --> 00:07:34,300 You can't throw it like you can in Half-Life, Pat. 80 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:36,320 Or can ya? 81 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:42,460 You can, Pat. 82 00:07:43,060 --> 00:07:43,700 You can. 83 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:46,500 It's as good as the grav gun in- 84 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,480 In Half-Life, Pat. 85 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,020 Best of luck with you, Pat. 86 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:50,400 Thank you very much. 87 00:07:56,140 --> 00:07:56,840 Bypass! 88 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:05,840 Uh... 89 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:13,900 Pick this fucking shit. 90 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:21,520 Ah. 91 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:24,140 You can fire it then. 92 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:25,640 You can pick up the lovely box. 93 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:28,640 With Zero. 94 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,740 And then fire the box. 95 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,420 With the, uh, trigger button. 96 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:36,460 Thank you very much, Cam Layton. 97 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,200 They should have made the game harder. 98 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:44,700 You get too powerful by the end. 99 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:45,660 I like the sound of that. 100 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,240 What about this? 101 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,720 Can we give this a bypass? 102 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,480 Bypass! 103 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:05,680 Not much air, you don't get much air time. Air.ie. 104 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,600 Airboat.ie. 105 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:29,600 The opposite of Code Veronica, Aram Flood, great to see you and your meticulous breakdown, play-by-play analysis of the situation. 106 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:40,600 Look at that. 107 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,480 Nice of the situation now. What's this? 108 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,480 Schematics to add items to the store. 109 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,480 Schematics to add items to the store. 110 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,480 Schematics to add items to the store. 111 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,480 Right, pick that up. 112 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,480 Okay. 113 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:56,480 Yes. 114 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,480 Yes. 115 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:02,480 Welcome to the speedrun, guys. Welcome to the Space Cabot. 116 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,480 Ivan, are you there? 117 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:08,480 We were attacked. Kendra's gone. One minute she was there and I can't believe I lost her. 118 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,480 Kendra, is this? 119 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:14,480 We can still do this. Get me the captain's rig codes and we'll find Nicole. 120 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:20,480 Looks like the crew barricaded the door to the emergency wing. We have to blow through it to get to the morgue. Get some thermite from medical storage and a shock pad from Zero-G Therapy. Should be down the corridor. 121 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:24,480 Zero-G Therapy. Check your load. Check your bullets. Check everything on your back. 122 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:30,480 You need to make sure you've got all your stuff. Did you bring a lunch too? You're gonna get all your stuff. 123 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:35,760 codes and we'll find Nicole looks like the crew barricaded the door to the 124 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:39,840 emergency wing we have to blow through it to get to the morgue get some thermite 125 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:48,960 from medical storage and a shock pad from zero G therapy should be done check 126 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:53,280 everything on your back you need to make sure you've got all your stuff did you 127 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:57,360 bring a lunch - you're gonna get hungry there's a sandwich inside the kitchen 128 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:09,060 your mother left you a sandwich it's in your inventory check it out your mother 129 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:14,820 Ivan your Isaac your mother left you a Capri Sun a sandwich and a packet of king 130 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:22,860 flavored crisps okay King flavored crisps enjoy your lunch we'll see you in the 131 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:41,460 mainframe afterwards what's this save your game lest you be shrouded in pain come 132 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:53,160 later when you didn't save your game good luck remember to save your game 133 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:58,260 because if you're not saving your game you're gonna be shrouded in pain when 134 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:04,860 you get killed later on in the game because you didn't save your game good luck 135 00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:31,560 the price of diesel has gone up there in the budget there last week did someone just drop a bomb on this ship because that stuff was a blast 136 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:52,140 Research wing authorized science personnel only that must be me so hang on 137 00:12:52,140 --> 00:13:14,380 secondary fire l1 SR2 oh yeah she told me about this last day in the chat what to do with this 138 00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:21,080 where would you be without science this last here 139 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:47,320 you choose your stasi on these boys stasi we don't have any stasi 140 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:54,320 oh there we go 141 00:13:54,320 --> 00:14:01,320 all right yeah 142 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:08,320 all right yeah 143 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:15,320 all right yeah 144 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:21,320 *Bad music* 145 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:25,320 Could end up seeing some potentially sick stuff in here so... 146 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:28,320 Sorry about the nightmares that are gonna come up. 147 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:32,320 I can see body parts, it's a lab, it's a body lab or something. 148 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:36,320 Some kind of biological lab where experiments went by on humans or something. 149 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,320 In space. 150 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,320 You know, in fuckin' space man. 151 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,320 No one can hear you cream. 152 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:48,320 *Bad music* 153 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:54,320 *Bad music* 154 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:59,320 Oh yeah, I can do the old shtermt as well. 155 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,320 *Bad music* 156 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:03,320 *Bad music* 157 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,320 *Bad music* 158 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:11,320 Good luck, good luck, hello? 159 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,320 Goodbye. 160 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:17,320 And then, and then we stamp for the final kiss of destruction. 161 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:46,380 No. No. We really threw the cat amongst the pigeons there. 162 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:53,120 The pigeons came out to play. We produced a cat from a box. 163 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:58,720 And it fucking dispersed all the pigeons away from whatever it was, this biological area. 164 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:01,620 We didn't want them to be in here. They were only going to hamper our quest. 165 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,140 We hampered their quests. 166 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,180 Yeah. His quest, completely fucking hampered. 167 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:15,060 See this? I'm going to throw in an extra hamper for the quest, just to make it all nice come Christmas. 168 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:21,180 Here's one that's wrapped up in a box. There's a bit of cheese in this hamper. 169 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:26,520 You might find a few crackers down the back of the corner. 170 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:29,900 Box of roses. 171 00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:32,520 Shoulder of ham. 172 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,000 Ribeye. 173 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,080 Ribeye. 174 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:43,960 There we go. 175 00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:49,780 This game, it's all about the stomp in this game. 176 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:57,580 If you haven't got any lust for the stomp, then you're not going to have a good time. 177 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,380 That's what I found out from playing this game for an hour and a half. 178 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,480 It's pure stomp. 179 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,080 Mama duck, thank you very much. 180 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:12,740 Yeah, duck. 181 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,160 Thanks very much. 182 00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:15,500 Best of luck. 183 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,040 Quack, quack. 184 00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:19,600 See you later. 185 00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:23,900 Quack, quack, man. 186 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,700 Quack, man, do. 187 00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:27,860 Quack, man, doozy. 188 00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:40,260 Good night and God bless. 189 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,380 Where's that one there where they're going down the road? 190 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:45,820 Is it Australia or something? 191 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:50,860 Okay, now we've done that. 192 00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:54,260 We've been doing things here. 193 00:17:54,260 --> 00:18:02,020 We've had enough time now, Isaac. 194 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:04,780 How are you getting on Berlin? 195 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:07,860 Would you ever do a stream of Alien Isolation? 196 00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:15,020 I used to play that bit back when I was into skunkie bong pipes. 197 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:16,800 I can't remember Alien Isolation. 198 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,100 I haven't played that game. 199 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:24,100 I think I've played Alien Trilogy on the Mega Drive and that was it. 200 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,860 Genesis. 201 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:37,860 But I heard the Alien game was class at the time. 202 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:49,860 It has a nice bit of range on this thing, whatever the fuck it is. 203 00:18:49,860 --> 00:19:07,620 This is too handy having the thing where you press the right analog stick and it tells you where to go. 204 00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:09,380 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 205 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,380 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 206 00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,380 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 207 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,380 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 208 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:17,380 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 209 00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:19,380 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 210 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:21,380 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 211 00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:23,380 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 212 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,380 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 213 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:27,380 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 214 00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:29,380 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 215 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:41,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 216 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,140 Something here is it? 217 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,140 Not to lift. 218 00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:59,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 219 00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:01,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 220 00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:03,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 221 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:05,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 222 00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:07,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 223 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 224 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 225 00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:13,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 226 00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:15,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 227 00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:17,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 228 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:19,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 229 00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:21,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 230 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:23,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 231 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 232 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 233 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:29,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 234 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 235 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:33,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 236 00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:35,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 237 00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:37,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 238 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:39,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 239 00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:40,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 240 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:40,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 241 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:42,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 242 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 243 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:46,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 244 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 245 00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:50,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 246 00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:52,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 247 00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:54,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 248 00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:56,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 249 00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:58,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 250 00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:00,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 251 00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:02,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 252 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:04,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 253 00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:06,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 254 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,140 It's not a nice little bit of a game. 255 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:10,140 I'm not so sure. 256 00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:12,140 What the fuck? 257 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,140 What? 258 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,140 What the hell? 259 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:18,140 What the hell? 260 00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:20,140 What the hell? 261 00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:22,140 What the hell? 262 00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:24,140 What the hell? 263 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:26,140 What the hell? 264 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:28,140 What the hell? 265 00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:30,140 What the hell? 266 00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:38,920 Holy, and people are dying to each other is this transformation unitology teaches us doctor 267 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,120 Hell 268 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:46,620 There will always be risk when the stakes are high are they coming from here? 269 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,900 They're enormous these guys are still nice everything 270 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,380 That then they've got she 271 00:21:56,380 --> 00:22:02,460 I'm listening and watching to the story the little video log thing this is coming up and 272 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,420 Then there's a lad trying to take a snack out the back of my head 273 00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:17,160 Like make up your mind lads like you want me to listen to the story or do you want me to fucking smash heads or what? 274 00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:22,200 Like make up your mind like 275 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,360 Sway D man. Thank you very much lady 276 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:35,220 Yes, we did any relation to fucking Swayze first name Pat 277 00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:53,560 Did you see you see my message the last time francis about the only cex copy of hardy books movie in the country been in castle bar was it yours? 278 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:57,500 Maybe I have a sack of them in the attic 279 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,900 No, I don't know 280 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,600 That's pretty rare it's a rare item man 281 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:26,460 What's this sacred? 282 00:23:26,460 --> 00:23:31,460 I knew it 283 00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:52,460 Bit of health, bit of ead spree 284 00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:54,460 Bit of ead spree 285 00:24:14,460 --> 00:24:16,460 Bit of ead spree, thank you very much 286 00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:18,460 Sweetie, thank you 287 00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:20,460 And mamaduck 288 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,460 Fucking cam! 289 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:26,460 Every time I close my eyes 290 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,460 There's another gremlin 291 00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:30,460 There's another gremlin 292 00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:32,460 Seen this 293 00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:34,460 Gremlins 3 294 00:24:34,460 --> 00:24:36,460 The even newer batch 295 00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:38,460 3D 296 00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:40,460 Featuring 297 00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:42,460 Featuring 298 00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:44,460 Steven Spielberg 299 00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:46,460 And the fucking 300 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:46,460 Gizmo 301 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:46,460 And the fucking 302 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:48,460 Gizmo gremlin 303 00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:52,460 Seen this lad 304 00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:56,460 Got his head taken clean off man 305 00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:58,460 By a pair of grav boots 306 00:24:58,460 --> 00:25:00,460 I got these new rocks 307 00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:02,460 In Balina there 308 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,460 About 10-15 years ago now 309 00:25:04,460 --> 00:25:06,460 Pearl jam hoodie too 310 00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:10,460 These days I just wear the fucking moon rocks 311 00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:12,460 When I go 312 00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:14,460 Stomping Schkulls 313 00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:16,460 Donal Tusk 314 00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:17,460 Was there as well 315 00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:18,460 The last day man 316 00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:19,460 He left behind 317 00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:21,460 A sacred tusk 318 00:25:21,460 --> 00:25:23,460 I just kept on playing 319 00:25:23,460 --> 00:25:24,460 Scooby Doo 320 00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:25,460 With the head myself 321 00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:28,460 Barney 322 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:29,460 Lost the head 323 00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:30,460 The last day man 324 00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:32,460 Tusk left one of his fucking tushks 325 00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:34,460 On the floor 326 00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:36,460 Doesn't need anymore sure 327 00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:38,460 He grows them back in months 328 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:40,460 It's only keratin 329 00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:42,460 Same thing that goes into making your fingernails man 330 00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:44,460 That's what makes one of Donald Tusk's tushks 331 00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:50,460 Fucking Barney's got a lot to answer for man 332 00:25:50,460 --> 00:25:52,460 Yeah Barney 333 00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:54,460 What's fucking going on with Europe man? 334 00:25:54,460 --> 00:25:56,460 You said you protect Europe man 335 00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:58,460 What's fucking going on with Europe man? 336 00:25:58,460 --> 00:26:00,460 You said you protect Europe man 337 00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:02,460 What's fucking going on with Europe man? 338 00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:04,460 Yeah Barney 339 00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:06,460 Yeah Barney 340 00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:07,460 Come here Barney 341 00:26:07,460 --> 00:26:09,460 I'm only being sound with you Barney 342 00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:11,460 I'm only being sound Barney 343 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:13,460 Barney 344 00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:16,460 Barney you got a lucky escape there Bar- Barney 345 00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:18,460 Yeah Barney 346 00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:22,460 Lucky escape there Barney with the head 347 00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:25,460 You rolled into a crevice you did 348 00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:27,460 You got lucky there Barney 349 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,460 But you won't be so lucky next time man 350 00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:31,460 Ooh 351 00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:33,460 Thank you very much G- The White Wolf 2015 352 00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:34,460 Thank you very much White Wolf 353 00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:36,460 Ooh. 354 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,140 Thank you very much. 355 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,020 Gee. 356 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,080 The White Wolf 2015. 357 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,380 Thank you very much, White Wolf. 358 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,000 Hmm. 359 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,720 Speed run back on the menu. 360 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,720 Oh. 361 00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:15,320 So we're being told to move into this area here. 362 00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:17,220 Now it's open. 363 00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:41,240 now. That catches the sideline. 364 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:59,600 Solid hold. Solid hold from on there. 365 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:32,620 Will you be saving the game minister? We will. I think we're going to do a lot to boost the hearts and minds of the public, the general public who voted for us. We've got a mandate to do what we need to do. We're going to do that from the bottom of our hearts. I mean that. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. 366 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:49,940 Garlic Ching. Thank you very much. Thank you. Garlic was another side to the story. Thank you very much, Garlic Ching. I hope you're well. 367 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,840 What the fuck? 368 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:31,260 Alani by Wes. Thank you very much, Alani by Wes. You know what that means. 369 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:54,300 One of the dumb valve clips is stuck. Can we get that off the screen please? Thank you. Fuck, the dumb valves are gone. We have no more dumb valves for the night. 370 00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:03,700 Thank you very much. Thank you very much for the tip, but you've, you've, you've, you didn't know it, but in giving that tip, that triggered me to play Wes. 371 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:13,760 That has miscued some of the dumb valves. It's been an absolute chaos of a five, of a two or three minutes. 372 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:15,660 It's chaotic. 373 00:30:17,460 --> 00:30:23,060 We've lost the fucking dumb valves for the rest of the stream, guys. There's going to be no more dumb valves. I'm sorry about that. 374 00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:27,940 Ah, I cannot fucking believe that, man. 375 00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:39,380 Look at this lad. Bicep. 376 00:30:44,980 --> 00:30:52,580 In case of emergency, proceed to hospital wing of medical deck. The BPC is for stabilised injuries only. 377 00:31:01,780 --> 00:31:05,780 You okay? You okay? You okay? Shit. 378 00:31:13,780 --> 00:31:16,940 Doesn't look good, does it? Does not look good for him. 379 00:31:16,940 --> 00:31:41,440 I just stood by there and watched him die, but, um, it looked like he was, he was gone. He was gone. There was no way I was going to get to him. There was no way, not a chance. 380 00:31:44,540 --> 00:31:48,380 Not a chance. The guy had the head half. Fucking it. 381 00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:50,380 Fuck. Fuck. 382 00:31:50,380 --> 00:31:52,380 *Sigh* 383 00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:57,080 *Irassin* 384 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,080 Fuck... 385 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:33,520 *Irassin* 386 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,520 *Irassin* 387 00:32:39,020 --> 00:32:41,520 Dump valve repair division, thank you very much. 388 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,520 Good luck. See you later man. Spine tail. 389 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,520 Spine bender. Good luck. 390 00:32:55,520 --> 00:33:00,520 One of those fucking Mitzi Spinebenders there man. Hot off the press. 391 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:07,520 They're just in off the door off the boat from Yokohama. Couple of fucking Mitzi Spinebenders. 392 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,520 They've got wing tails on them. They've been done up to the gills. 393 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,520 Fucking Spine burglars. 394 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,520 Face... face snatchers. 395 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,520 Is that... what's that in the tank there? Is that crabs or babies or what? 396 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,520 Looks like fucking... 397 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:31,520 Jesus man. 398 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,520 It's fucking spooky isn't it? It's a spooky situation. 399 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,520 You'd almost want to get Wes... Wes on the case. 400 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:45,520 How are ya Wes? Any crack with ya? 401 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:48,520 Good man yourself Wes. 402 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:51,520 He's a good guy is Wes. 403 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,520 One of the... one of the good guys is Wes man. 404 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:12,920 Any fucking spine burglar is in here now from the from the from the lab there 405 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:20,680 Someone's left fucking mechanism on top of the photo copier man 406 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:28,440 Thermite it's called all right, but there might you picked up should be able to melt through the barricade use the shock pad to ignite it 407 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:36,360 Hope I can hold this position. I can hear something big moving out there. Yeah, you'd want to hold on tight. We're coming for you 408 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:41,700 This powder no power node 409 00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:56,940 Lovely Isaac lovely main lab entrance door lovely atmosphere 410 00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:58,940 *sad music* 411 00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:24,060 Update the stats 412 00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:26,060 *sad music* 413 00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:26,060 Aww 414 00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:28,060 Well if it isn't himself 415 00:35:28,060 --> 00:35:29,060 How are ya? 416 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:30,060 Tom and Paul 417 00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:35,060 Becken Brothers Grimm 418 00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:38,060 Halloween is next week boys 419 00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:41,060 Go back to bed you cunts 420 00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:42,060 Good luck 421 00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:44,060 Good luck 422 00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:46,060 Good luck 423 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:48,060 Good luck 424 00:35:48,060 --> 00:35:50,060 Good luck 425 00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:52,060 Good luck 426 00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:54,060 Good luck 427 00:35:54,060 --> 00:35:56,060 Good luck 428 00:35:56,060 --> 00:36:04,060 We might go and give ourselves a smidgen more Stasi down at the Stasi box 429 00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:07,060 Any fuckin Stasi goin' man? 430 00:36:07,060 --> 00:36:13,060 Any bit of Stasi floating around no? 431 00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:16,060 *sad music* 432 00:36:16,060 --> 00:36:18,060 There's a bit yeah 433 00:36:18,060 --> 00:36:20,060 There's a bit floating around the town man 434 00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:21,060 *sad music* 435 00:36:21,060 --> 00:36:23,060 Do you have his number? 436 00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:24,060 *sad music* 437 00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:26,060 Do you have your man's number? 438 00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:27,060 Do you have your man's number? 439 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:28,060 Who has the Stasi's? 440 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:29,060 *sad music* 441 00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:31,060 He's uptown somewhere man 442 00:36:31,060 --> 00:36:32,060 He's uptown somewhere man 443 00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:33,060 You need to get a hold of him 444 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:36,060 He'll be running out soon enough man 445 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:38,060 He'll be fuckin' running out soon enough 446 00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:39,060 He'll be fuckin' running out soon enough 447 00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:43,060 Back to the store again 448 00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:45,560 again 449 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:57,040 seven thousand 450 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,480 you fuckers might get that might get that 451 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:18,480 red weapon icon, mean your weapon has no ammo in its clip. 452 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:38,480 *cough* 453 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:45,480 Jake, how are ya? I've given up on the, uh, Veronica and Steve after that. 454 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,480 *cough* 455 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:58,480 absolutely despicable display by both, I'm not gonna take all the blame for this. I'm afraid some of you are gonna have to shoulder the blame for the co-Veronica debacle. 456 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:05,480 You're all, you're all to blame for it. Because you didn't give us the correct information when I was asking for it. 457 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:14,480 So, I was gonna initially blame Capcom, yes, but I instead now blame everybody there watching. 458 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,480 Thank you. 459 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,480 *cough* 460 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,480 *cough* 461 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:26,480 *cough* 462 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,480 *cough* 463 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,480 *cough* 464 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,480 *cough* 465 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:38,340 it was your fault it was your fault it was your it was it was you've had enough 466 00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:45,480 time now you know we know where we're going with this that who who needs 467 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:51,840 fucking Veronica and Steve when you've this led fucking Charlie chalk whoever 468 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:58,480 his name is Isaac Ishimura crew members welcome to the lab if you've been 469 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:03,040 referred to the lab please have your referral form and CEC authorization ready 470 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:08,220 then proceed to the lab office thank you lab staff 471 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:33,240 no hello hello problem with the dishwasher is this I'm here to fix the 472 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,240 dishwasher man. 473 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:48,240 He looked like he died of his own volition. 474 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:53,240 What's that? 475 00:39:53,240 --> 00:40:22,240 Yes, yes, Swede. Thanks very much for the Swede man. I wanna give you- thank you very much. Not to deter from the blistering speedrun, but did Shia Labeef ever get back to you after that? No, well we were never in touch, myself and Labeef. I only went to his thing in, uh, in the- 476 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:51,240 when he was doing that thing in America. And I turned to his webcam, but I didn't see the guy. I didn't see the guy. Never seen him. I think he was only there at the beginning on the- on the early days. Or he'd- he'd pop down for a look maybe around lunch or- and everything. And he'd stay there for maybe 20 minutes, get photographed and then *whoosh* out the f***ing door. You think Labeef has time- you think Labeef, uh, wants to spend time dancing 477 00:40:51,240 --> 00:41:13,240 in front of a wall? Does he? F***. It's- it's just a- it's a- it's a great little thing that he did and it made a great- it made a lot of interest and it created a lot of intrigue as well. It's fair play to him. Thank you for your glorious tip. Grogoski. Thank you very much, Grogoski. It's very kind to ya. 478 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:18,780 you are a liar Francis 479 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:20,540 why did you not disclose your well 480 00:41:20,540 --> 00:41:22,140 compensated employment 481 00:41:22,140 --> 00:41:23,460 with Capcom 482 00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:27,060 the people called the chat the angel of the games 483 00:41:27,060 --> 00:41:33,280 well for the same reason 484 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,900 I didn't discuss many things 485 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:35,700 Gragoski 486 00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:38,640 you've had enough time now 487 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,420 and that's another way to win an argument 488 00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:42,640 as well is to tell someone 489 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,640 they've had enough time 490 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:48,640 alas 491 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:55,640 use kinesis on heavy objects 492 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,220 that display this symbol 493 00:41:57,220 --> 00:42:00,580 kinesis on heavy objects 494 00:42:00,580 --> 00:42:01,780 or like this 495 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:03,420 oh yeah 496 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:12,900 is that right 497 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:14,120 what I'm doing there 498 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:18,040 it looks like someone's having a fucking scan 499 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:29,880 medical log Dr. Warwick 500 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,500 chief psych officer 501 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,040 report of psychiatric observation 502 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,980 patient Harris 503 00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:39,500 employee PM19026EH 504 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:40,900 Harris is asleep 505 00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:43,440 after another strong sedative 506 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:47,440 okay he seems literally unable to sleep 507 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,020 without chemical aid 508 00:42:49,020 --> 00:42:51,400 self-medicating guy 509 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,960 he got into it 510 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,960 he got into it once every week 511 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,240 then once every couple of days a week 512 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,620 then once every week night 513 00:42:58,620 --> 00:43:02,560 and now he can't fucking go a day or an hour without it 514 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:10,460 Every every hour most people succumb to exhaustion after 50 hours of waking regardless of any desire to stay awake not Harris 515 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:17,320 His explanation of events on the colony is also odd and points to the same paranoia. We've seen elsewhere 516 00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:20,600 Planetside his guilt is not in doubt 517 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:30,120 To planetside security officers were present when he took dr. Scarello hostage a murdered nurse 518 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:39,480 Evans and he doesn't deny his actions, but he insists there was no crime nor does he feel guilt 519 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:48,600 This is classic sociopathic behavior, but Harris exhibits no other symptoms. He is affable and friendly able to empathize and 520 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:56,020 Offer original opinions when questioned about the murder. However, he becomes withdrawn and intransigent displaying 521 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,880 schizophrenic tendencies 522 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,640 I 523 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,660 Where did the rest that guy was having a good read then? 524 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:24,640 Database what God's name is going on down you can see these things back again. It's precisely the point doctor God's work 525 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,560 I'm not so sure 526 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:31,520 We have to assume that the colonies problems are some of our bypass 527 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:46,320 "Mele kalika, molele mkale kasa, meere baracha, meere kalika, meere kalika, boereere chile cha sa, meere muraba" 528 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:53,320 Now we can upgrade some stuff, the nano circuit repair, iPod nano, Steve Jobs legacy edition. 529 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:58,320 The pulse rifle by Ackle, by Tim Cook. 530 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:04,320 Tim Cook's pulse rifle is available to buy as a DLC in the game using your iPhone. 531 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:13,320 You can also buy on this, the DLC for this is Tim Cook's smart watch. 532 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:18,320 Not even his Apple watch, his smart watch that he wears, he doesn't let anyone see that. 533 00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:22,320 Because it would go against his brand and it would brand loyalty. 534 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:28,320 You can get that in the game for 15 euro. It's a great addition to the game. 535 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:43,320 Top speed run for this game is 2 hours and 25 minutes. I have a good feeling about the streams. Actually I do too. It looks like it's an absolute winner so far. 536 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:49,320 I'm really glad that other people are feeling the vibe out there as well. 537 00:45:50,320 --> 00:46:06,320 It's not easy, you might look at these and part of this, part of my streams and my speedruns and my skillset is that I make the game look frighteningly easy. Too easy in fact for you to understand. 538 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:18,320 And that's my force, that's my raison d'etre, that's my secret skill. That's everything. 539 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:35,320 You stick this battery car battery in the wall there Pat. That opens some kind of chaos chamber to the right of the door. See if you can unlock it. No. Locked. You need a key or something. 540 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:44,320 Head over to the matrix terminal there Pat in the corner of the room. There's something there that you might want to press the button on. Glad. 541 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,320 What about this room here? Medicine is it? 542 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:53,320 Any medipacks in here man? 543 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,320 Someone sounds fucked. 544 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,320 Should we give him the stamp? We'll give him the stamp just to make sure he's gone. 545 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,320 You've gone to a better place man. Sorry about the way things turned out. 546 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:11,320 Here's one for the relatives. 547 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:21,320 Listen man. I know things didn't work out well between us. And we had our differences. 548 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,320 But I want to say from the bottom of my heart. 549 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,320 All the fucking best in the next round. 550 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,320 Anyway. 551 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,320 Break a leg hey. 552 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,320 Break a head. 553 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,320 It's time. 554 00:47:45,320 --> 00:48:12,320 Happy anniversary chair. Thank you very much. Happy anniversary chair. Howie Francis just saying happy anniversary through the medium of streaming. Happy anniversary. Has it been a year or has it been a year or has it been a year or has it been a year? 555 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:20,320 Or has it been a year or has somebody called Sharon you're wishing wishing them a happy anniversary? I don't know. But I want to what I will say is. 556 00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:33,320 Thanks very much for the macro subset. We ran it through an extrapolated matrix diagnostic. The results should be back tomorrow. Yeah. But we're looking at a brand new cogwheel. 557 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:44,320 We're going to need to fit a brand new cogwheel onto the macro system. Otherwise this thing isn't going to get as far as galaxy 9. Let alone galaxy 4. 558 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:59,320 Steph, thank you very much Steph. It's fantastic, it's excellent, it's time, thank you very much. 559 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:10,320 Doing the Lord's work, contemplating toasting a bit of little sourdough. All the best with that. 560 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:18,320 And I hope that you come to a great decision based on the facts and the objective reality and not hearts and emotion. 561 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:27,320 Having the sourdough before bread, you know, it's a contentious issue. It's a contentious issue. 562 00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:43,320 And we need to make these decisions based upon the objective facts and not our emotions, which as you know, can sway the situation. 563 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:52,320 You'd really miss the fucking dump valves to be honest. They used to give me life. 564 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:59,320 No wonder fucking people put money into their cars putting silly noise machines on their cars. 565 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:09,320 You know why they do that? Because it makes you feel fucking class. Imagine going around with a silly noise machine if you could just use any, any moment. 566 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:18,320 It would excuse you from a lot of situations. I'm not sure many people would want to hang out with you anyway if you did go around making a silly noise. 567 00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:37,320 You've had enough spying now. Maybe down here now. Yeah, yeah. 568 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:49,320 You've had enough spying now. I'm not sure you've had enough spying now. I'm not sure you've had enough spying now. 569 00:50:49,320 --> 00:51:04,320 You've had enough spying now. Lovely bit of fan work here in the walls. Great ventilation for the whole unit. For the traditional family unit. Great ventilation in the house for the traditional family unit there. 570 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:33,320 What's this now? We'll use the grav gun is it? There we go. Great fan. Jesus he's got no fans this lad. He's got nothing. Nothing on him. See him. 571 00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:46,080 And once they're done, they're gonna stamp them up as well, just to make sure that they're 572 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:57,040 gonna go into the mixer all nice and ready to be juiced. 573 00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:02,600 Bit of bone and sinew! 574 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:22,880 Intercostal muscles, dismembered scapula, lovely spine, sweet little atmosphere. 575 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:29,880 I'm gonna have to pull this yoke back. 576 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:36,880 Lovely save. 577 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:43,880 Thank you for my name. 578 00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:50,880 Thank you for my name. 579 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:57,880 And for your previous tip as well. 580 00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:04,880 I'll remind him that people's love is out there, but he's just not arsed. 581 00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:11,880 I've told him three times. 582 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:11,880 Thank you very much long, sneaky poop. 583 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:18,880 Jamie O'Hare. 584 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:18,880 Thank you very much, Jamie O'Hare. 585 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:25,880 That's an absolute bomb. 586 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:32,880 Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship? 587 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:39,880 Cause that stuff was a blast. 588 00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:46,880 Number two, Jamie O'Hare. 589 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:51,880 You've had enough O'Hare now. 590 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:58,880 Nobody cares about Jamie O'Hare. 591 00:53:58,880 --> 00:53:58,880 Yes they do, Frank. 592 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,880 They care everything about him, Frank. 593 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:06,880 You're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into goose meat. 594 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:16,600 air timer refill canisters we've got refill canisters in the fucking bag somewhere what's going on out here what are we doing? 595 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:28,040 shit what am i doing here where's the refill where's the... 596 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:57,360 do i have refill canisters in my thing in my my purse? fuck oh there we go come on come on! 597 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:15,360 are refill canisters the new green herb minister only time will tell on tonight's edition of green herb minister starring me... 598 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:29,360 "your ammo counter will flash red if you can't jump to a surface" 599 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,360 "zero g is it?" 600 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,360 lovely zero g jump there 601 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,360 i see... 602 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,360 what's going on here? 603 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:29,360 i'll tell you what's going on... 604 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:31,360 *distant sound* 605 00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:31,360 *distant sound* 606 00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:32,360 *distant sound* 607 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,360 thank you very much for that bandersnatch... 608 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,360 that's very kind of you... 609 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,360 very kind of you... 610 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:38,360 *distant sound* 611 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:39,360 *distant sound* 612 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,360 jerry lampoon and hannon thank you very much... 613 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:42,360 *distant sound* 614 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,360 *distant sound* 615 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,360 *distant sound* 616 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:45,360 we're flying without wings now hannon... 617 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,360 *distant sound* 618 00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:50,360 combine that with the thermite add the barricade to destroy it... 619 00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:51,360 *distant sound* 620 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:52,360 shit... 621 00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:53,360 i can hear more coming... 622 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:54,360 moving through the vents... 623 00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:55,360 stay safe isaac... 624 00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,360 stay safe isaac... 625 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:57,360 *distant sound* 626 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:58,360 *distant sound* 627 00:56:58,360 --> 00:56:59,360 stay safe isaac... 628 00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:00,360 *distant sound* 629 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:01,360 *distant sound* 630 00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:02,360 *distant sound* 631 00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:03,360 *distant sound* 632 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,360 *distant sound* 633 00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:05,360 *distant sound* 634 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:06,360 *distant sound* 635 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:07,360 *distant sound* 636 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:08,360 *distant sound* 637 00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:09,360 *distant sound* 638 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,360 scary enough times isn't it... 639 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:12,360 spooky times... 640 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:13,360 up in space... 641 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,360 *distant sound* 642 00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,360 Halloween job approaching... 643 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:17,360 *distant sound* 644 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:18,360 *distant sound* 645 00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,360 no trick or treating out in space... 646 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,360 entering zero gravity... 647 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,360 *distant sound* 648 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,360 there's no oxygen... 649 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,360 nice bit of flight... 650 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,360 lovely bit of flight there from isaac... 651 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:29,360 *distant sound* 652 00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:30,360 exiting zero gravity... 653 00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,360 entering vacuum... 654 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:38,360 it uh... it is taken from... 655 00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:39,360 fucking hell... 656 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,360 thingy... uh... half-life... 657 00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,360 and the action is constant... 658 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:45,360 keeps going... going... going... going... it's... doesn't hang around... 659 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:46,360 *distant sound* 660 00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,360 *distant sound* 661 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:48,360 *distant sound* 662 00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:49,360 *distant sound* 663 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:50,360 *distant sound* 664 00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,360 *distant sound* 665 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,360 *distant sound* 666 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:53,360 *distant sound* 667 00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,360 *distant sound* 668 00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,360 it uh... it is taken from... 669 00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:57,360 fucking hell... 670 00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:03,360 thingy... uh... half-life... and that the action is constant... 671 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,360 keeps going... going... going... going... it's... 672 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,860 It doesn't hang around. 673 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,540 Thank you very much, Minx. 674 00:58:21,980 --> 00:58:23,280 Minx go boo-boo. 675 00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:25,120 Minx go bye-bye. 676 00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:26,240 *Sings* 677 00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:40,000 *Sings* 678 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:48,000 Wonder what happened to Wes? Where did he go to? What's he doing now? 679 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,480 *Sings* 680 00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,480 Ghostbob, thank you very much. 681 00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,200 *Sings* 682 00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,200 Ghostbob. 683 00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,000 *Sings* 684 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:04,000 *Sings* 685 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:08,000 *Sings* 686 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:12,000 *Sings* We've done the Stasis. 687 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000 *Sings* 688 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,120 *Sings* 689 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:21,760 Infidels. Blood splattered. Blood spattered was. Stasis charged. 690 00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:34,640 Grab gun, grab glove. Got a new pair of grab gloves down in Mr. Price there earlier on. 691 00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:44,320 Fucking 5.99. And it's great you can use them to clean the oven and everything. Lovely 692 00:59:44,320 --> 01:00:13,720 grab gun down in Mr. Price man. Just down by Elvris. You wanna get in there awful handily they're gonna sell out man. Grab gloves. You can fucking just aim your fish to whatever it is you wanna grab and then you can bring it towards you using gravitation. The gloves got gravitational pull built into it. Anyways. They're on sale now for 7.99. 693 01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:40,720 Grab them while they're hot. Grab them while they're hot. Grab them while they're hot. Fucking hell man. Is it swinging around? Stampy. 694 01:00:40,720 --> 01:01:05,720 You got fucking stamped out of it man. Seen this lad over here. Stampy's lament. Fucking hand. I gave him a foot. Let the hand meet the boot I said. Squish squish. Good luck. 695 01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:32,520 Right. That was very satisfying. And now we can move on to this next bit here. On the speedrun. It's a lovely speedrun so far so good as we move at pace with pace and malice into the next room. Fast and furiously now. 696 01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:47,980 We've got a few more scummers coming into the mix as we speak. Isaac fucking Hellman finding it tough to deal with the onslaught of dodgeballers there. 697 01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:58,680 Find schematics to buy new weapons and items at the store. I don't have to fucking go back to this. Is this just where I was? No, it's not like... 698 01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:04,420 Fuck, how can we use the stasers? 699 01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,800 No one fucking told me about these guys. 700 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,900 No one told me about those guys. 701 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:28,360 Not Swadey. Thank you very much, Swadey. 702 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:29,980 Not anyone. 703 01:02:47,980 --> 01:02:51,440 Snazzy jumper on a Tuesday. Thank you very much for that. 704 01:02:52,860 --> 01:02:54,940 For keeping the jumper on my back. 705 01:02:56,360 --> 01:03:00,820 Thank you very much. Do you want a sip of 7-Up-3? Go on. It won't bite your head off. No thanks. 706 01:03:01,340 --> 01:03:04,820 I wonder what they put into 7-Up-3. Is it a spar team as well? Is it? 707 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,860 You can't do right from doing right. 708 01:03:13,980 --> 01:03:17,440 And Coke Zero. That's not Diet Coke either. It's just like... 709 01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:21,300 What is that? 710 01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:22,840 Do you know? 711 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,680 Anguished Panda. Thank you very much, Anguished Panda. 712 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:32,940 You old shnander. 713 01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:35,600 Thank you very much. 714 01:03:36,940 --> 01:03:40,400 Check out the song by Wes called "I Love Football". It's class. 715 01:03:49,400 --> 01:04:06,220 This is cool. Thank you very much. Oh my god, here we go. We could be about to witness something godlike here. Get ready for it. I thought there could be no better video than the one where he's in a biodome going. 716 01:04:06,220 --> 01:04:34,320 *Sings* But it looks like it could be. Daglan. Thank you very much Daglan McGuigan. Wish me luck on the farm in the morning. Well, best luck with the farm, McGuigan, in the morning. Hopefully it's gonna go really good for you and that the weather is gonna be great. Dry, do you know? And best luck on the farm. Thank you. 717 01:04:34,320 --> 01:05:02,420 He's dropped the ball big time after he did Alani. He really fuckin' should've kept that rollin', man. He should've kept that ball rollin', but he didn't, man. Who was his producer? He should've got with a good producer, man. Like Coldplay on their second album. Should've gone and got fuckin' Brian Eno to do the second song, man. Wezzan Eno, man. Fuckin' ambient dreamscapes on a sub-saharan fuckin' 718 01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:26,420 Fuckin' Serengeti wilderness. Biodome. Lush green astral plains. Where's the, uh, where's the fuckin' entrance? Where's the exit? Alright. No Fred Dersht. No David Gray. No Eddie Gray. 719 01:05:26,420 --> 01:05:28,420 Redigree. 720 01:05:38,420 --> 01:05:46,420 Wes and Coldplay collab coming up 2020 #believe. 721 01:05:48,420 --> 01:05:52,420 Rick Rubin was said to be interested. 722 01:05:52,420 --> 01:05:56,420 Remember, the codes are on the captain's body. 723 01:05:56,420 --> 01:06:00,420 Let me see those lighters. 724 01:06:16,420 --> 01:06:20,420 Nobody's telling us what's happening. 725 01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:32,420 What's going on there? I'm not even bothered. I'm just saving the game. 726 01:06:32,420 --> 01:06:44,420 What was going on there? If I was to guess, it was like she had a child who was being annoying at the dinner table and she was on the phone to someone. 727 01:06:44,420 --> 01:06:50,420 But it sounded like a child that had turned into a fucking beast. 728 01:06:54,420 --> 01:06:56,420 Let's find out now. 729 01:06:56,420 --> 01:06:58,420 Probably nothing like that. 730 01:07:02,420 --> 01:07:04,420 It's not that. 731 01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:06,420 A baby. 732 01:07:08,420 --> 01:07:10,420 I think she's around here somewhere. 733 01:07:12,420 --> 01:07:14,420 The Dutch Gold Kid. Thank you very much. 734 01:07:16,420 --> 01:07:16,420 Thank you. 735 01:07:20,420 --> 01:07:32,420 I think she's around here. 736 01:07:32,420 --> 01:07:35,120 Oh no, Wes, copyright strike 737 01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:37,440 Sorry, thank you very much 738 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,580 But no thank you, sorry about that guys 739 01:07:39,580 --> 01:07:41,680 We cannot play any more Wes for this evening 740 01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:43,840 I'm afraid we've had a copyright strike 741 01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:46,100 From Wes and his legal team 742 01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:47,700 Who have just 743 01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:49,740 Dropped an email there saying that they've 744 01:07:49,740 --> 01:07:51,700 We owe his record label 745 01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:53,640 20 Cameroon francs 746 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,900 For our copyright abuse 747 01:07:55,900 --> 01:07:57,120 Of his song 748 01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:58,260 Alani 749 01:07:58,260 --> 01:08:01,940 A portion of his song I Love Football 750 01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:04,360 And then another portion of his song 751 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:05,220 Awah, awah 752 01:08:05,220 --> 01:08:07,340 Fuck 753 01:08:07,340 --> 01:08:11,360 Fuck 754 01:08:31,460 --> 01:08:44,880 Great Rain 741 755 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:46,560 Thank you very much 756 01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:48,300 It's a made up name, Great Rain 757 01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:49,440 Thank you very much 758 01:08:49,440 --> 01:08:54,200 Killian Padden, thank you very much 759 01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:58,480 Very kind 760 01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:07,540 Is there any Alani, is there any Wes floating around the town man? 761 01:09:08,540 --> 01:09:10,540 T22 BC, thank you very much 762 01:09:10,540 --> 01:09:12,120 Have you any Wes on you? 763 01:09:13,620 --> 01:09:16,040 Five euro towards the copyright strike? 764 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:16,040 Five euro towards the copyright strike? 765 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:16,040 Five euro towards the copyright strike? 766 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:16,040 Five euro towards the copyright strike? 767 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:16,040 Five euro towards the copyright strike? 768 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:16,040 Five euro towards the copyright strike? 769 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:16,040 Five euro towards the copyright strike? 770 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:16,040 Five euro towards the copyright strike? 771 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:16,040 Five euro towards the copyright strike? 772 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:16,040 Five euro towards the copyright strike? 773 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:17,040 Five euro towards the copyright strike? 774 01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,040 It's exactly the amount you owe? 775 01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:19,040 Play more Wes? 776 01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:20,040 Play more Wes? 777 01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:21,040 I don't know man, we can't fucking let Wes win, you know? 778 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:22,040 I don't know man, we can't fucking let Wes win, you know? 779 01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:23,040 He's not, he's just Wes like, he's not Wes like, he's not Wes Craven. 780 01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:35,460 Or Wes Brown. 781 01:09:35,460 --> 01:09:51,460 Wes Craven's new assmare is coming out now. It's just around this door corner here. 782 01:09:51,460 --> 01:10:01,880 Wes Craven's got a brand new Freddy Krueger club. He wants to try it on. Will you watch him try it on? 783 01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:18,240 Wes Khalifa. Where's your head at? The Wild Atlantic Wes there, man. Look at this. 784 01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:19,500 Fuck 785 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:22,640 He's got rockets 786 01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:26,980 It's like a baby 787 01:10:26,980 --> 01:10:28,300 It's like a crawling baby 788 01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:31,560 Fucking weird baby man 789 01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:36,140 Strange baby 790 01:10:36,140 --> 01:10:38,740 Fucking strange ways 791 01:10:38,740 --> 01:10:39,420 Prison 792 01:10:39,420 --> 01:10:42,860 Send that con back to strange ways now 793 01:10:42,860 --> 01:10:50,480 Fucking shtick you in strange ways man with all the beasts 794 01:10:50,480 --> 01:11:02,660 Send him to Rikers 795 01:11:02,660 --> 01:11:04,400 Do you see Rikers Island 796 01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,640 Is closing down 797 01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,460 It's going to reopen 798 01:11:08,460 --> 01:11:10,440 Rikers Ireland 799 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:12,420 And it's going to be built over here 800 01:11:12,420 --> 01:11:14,640 On Claire Island 801 01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:17,080 I get confused myself there 802 01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:20,720 And it's going to be New York's 803 01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:22,060 Boldest prisoners 804 01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:25,860 On an island over here 805 01:11:25,860 --> 01:11:27,840 It's going to be a TV show as well 806 01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:28,700 Like a survival 807 01:11:28,700 --> 01:11:30,840 Battle royale type thing 808 01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:33,980 And RTE are going to be 809 01:11:33,980 --> 01:11:35,260 Fucking part funding it 810 01:11:35,260 --> 01:11:37,540 Under what condition? 811 01:11:37,540 --> 01:11:38,500 The license fee? 812 01:11:41,980 --> 01:11:43,460 Such exaggerated pay 813 01:11:43,460 --> 01:11:44,600 Under what condition? 814 01:11:44,940 --> 01:11:45,740 The license fee? 815 01:11:45,940 --> 01:11:46,640 Damn injustice! 816 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:47,900 Okay thanks very much 817 01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:49,220 Thanks very much 818 01:11:49,220 --> 01:11:50,880 Bit of oxygen 819 01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:52,200 Bit of O2 there now 820 01:11:52,200 --> 01:12:00,020 Rikers Ireland 821 01:12:00,020 --> 01:12:02,460 Coming to an island near you 822 01:12:02,460 --> 01:12:03,620 Off the coast of Mayo 823 01:12:03,620 --> 01:12:06,400 A brand new American prison system 824 01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:08,020 Based in 825 01:12:08,020 --> 01:12:10,080 Based on the Emerald Isle 826 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:10,520 Isle 827 01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:14,920 The prison industrial complex 828 01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:16,940 Has reached outsourcing levels 829 01:12:16,940 --> 01:12:18,800 Like the way they outsource 830 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,440 All the fucking calls 831 01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:21,280 And all that kind of stuff 832 01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:21,760 To India 833 01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:25,560 They'll just start outsourcing prisons 834 01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:26,800 And prisoners 835 01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:29,660 And we'll be looking after them 836 01:12:29,660 --> 01:12:32,600 How the fuck do we fit 837 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:34,160 A battery in this yoke? 838 01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:41,680 Where do we get the battery from? 839 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:41,680 Where do we get the battery from? 840 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:41,680 Where do we get the battery from? 841 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,760 Where do we get the battery from? 842 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:45,880 Where do we get the battery from? 843 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:46,220 Where do we get the battery from? 844 01:12:46,220 --> 01:12:50,380 Where do we get the battery from? 845 01:12:50,380 --> 01:12:52,540 Where do we get the battery from? 846 01:12:52,540 --> 01:12:53,840 For that fucking door? 847 01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:58,240 I think you got one last year, where did you get it? 848 01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:43,800 oh look at this, generator and a bucket of slub, I meant to say a bucket of slop, is that a fucking baby in it man, this is fucked up, who's leaving babies in buckets around this gaff, where's the cleaners, have they outsourced the cleaning as well, huh, what about this, what about mama apple, mama applesap, 849 01:13:43,800 --> 01:14:02,880 yeah, fucking applesap, what's the story man, mama applesap is after you, yeah applesap, yeah salin, thank you very, salinus, 850 01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:23,280 did someone just drop a bomb on this shit, don't drop a bomb on the baby, because that stuff was a blast, mat salinus, we're about to drop the bomb for mat salinus here, baby, watch out, there's a fucking fighter jack coming down, we'll get out, salinus is coming down, 851 01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:30,040 did someone just drop a bomb on this shit, because that stuff was a blast, 852 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:36,940 thank you very much, mat salinus, you old absolute wezz, 853 01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:52,080 thanks salinus, it's, look, it's warm up, it's warm up week with the raps, it's been a while since the raps started, since I made the comeback with the rap, 854 01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:54,600 it'd be a factor, you know that, 855 01:14:54,600 --> 01:15:01,600 How would you put that in there? 856 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:29,600 Use the GPS loop. 857 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:38,600 Use the GPS loop. Use the GPS loop to find your way back to the Death Star. 858 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:47,600 Luke, use your iPhone 10. There's an app on the iPhone. Use that. 859 01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:55,600 There's another absolute spine burglar. 860 01:15:55,600 --> 01:16:00,600 Fucking Wes Anderson, Wes Alani, and Wesley Brown for Manchester United. 861 01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:09,600 Another clown comes out of the woodwork. Good luck. And then we go shtamben as well. 862 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:14,600 We've got another situation on our hands here. Try to stazium. Not gonna work. 863 01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:21,600 And we've got someone behind me too. We're getting fucking gangbanged by a couple of absolute claw hammers here. 864 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:27,600 Scumbags. Here's skulls. Get the hell away from me. Don't ever touch me like that. Get off me. 865 01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:33,600 And there they have me. They have me. They have me well and truly bamboozled. 866 01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:45,600 Fuck them. 867 01:16:45,600 --> 01:17:01,600 You hammered your salinas. Let's get ready for these guys. They're not gonna take us. They're not gonna take us like they took us the last time. 868 01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:07,500 Fucking hell. 869 01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:28,560 Where's the next one? 870 01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:31,440 There's another guy who comes around the corner. 871 01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:36,440 Got a skullduggery going on. 872 01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:44,440 Was there any skullduggery the last day, no? 873 01:17:44,440 --> 01:18:02,440 I heard a bit of pain coming out of it when it was killed. 874 01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:08,440 Nice bit of pain that came out of that beast there. 875 01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:12,440 I heard a bit of pain coming out of it when it was killed. 876 01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:18,440 It's great when you can hear a bit of pain. 877 01:18:18,440 --> 01:18:19,440 Wow. 878 01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:23,440 Just found a load of cool stuff in the room. 879 01:18:23,440 --> 01:18:24,440 Something else in a box. 880 01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:29,440 One of those things you see in the hospitals with the drip bags. 881 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:30,440 Another thing that you have in the biology lab. 882 01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:30,440 Locker rooms. 883 01:18:30,440 --> 01:18:31,440 Locker room talk. 884 01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:32,440 Donald Trump. 885 01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:40,120 just found a load of cool stuff something else in a box one of those 886 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:44,120 things you see in the hospitals with the drip bags another thing that you have in 887 01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:52,480 the biology lab locker rooms locker room talk Donald Trump on the campaign 888 01:18:52,480 --> 01:19:13,940 trail locker room trail we're doing this for Salinas okay that's all it is day 889 01:19:13,940 --> 01:19:21,120 after day we're doing this with or without a Salinas for Salinas 890 01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:28,380 the Salinas sweet Jesus 891 01:19:33,340 --> 01:19:38,400 Skynetal too and the bamboozle baby 892 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:43,020 take it away 893 01:19:43,020 --> 01:20:09,240 noob ones Alisa Rose Kai jet in Alisa Leone Ian and site Jackson Thomas Jackson Pollock Hacks and Jollock 894 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:24,900 another cool artist who did great work with Pete I'm part of the Salinas subdivision you won't you wouldn't really understand any of that 895 01:20:34,380 --> 01:20:41,640 what's going on here this is a fucking arm or something this place is a joke 896 01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:51,480 it needs it needs a good cleanup this place is a kip this is a fucking dive blood and guts everywhere 897 01:20:51,480 --> 01:21:21,460 hello can anybody hear me I can my name is Eileen Fisk I didn't how are you everybody was gone I don't know what's happening hello Eileen line four hello line four Eileen good evening what do they all leave I'm going to try and find someone if you can hear this please come for me yeah scratching in the wall okay who's there are you a doctor why is everyone okay 898 01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:31,480 Wait, I know you. You're Harris, the prisoner from the colony. You killed that nurse. Help. Somebody help me. Please. Please. 899 01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:40,560 Okay. There we go. Didn't sound good anyway, did it? Didn't really sound promising, to be honest. 900 01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:46,160 Now, when we got the call in from year one, it sounded like it was all was lost. 901 01:21:46,160 --> 01:22:03,180 Good night. Good night. Good night. 902 01:22:10,620 --> 01:22:21,860 Yeah, not great, actually. Oh, no, no, no, not great. We went into the next room then. There was fucking guts and blood and everything all over the shop, yeah. Not great. Not great. 903 01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:39,620 Yeah, there was a baby in a tube, yeah. Fucking getting a bit of rest-like, but I mean, there's nothing we could do. I'm sure the glass was sealed off, you know? 904 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:48,820 Baby in a box. And then there was, I don't know if it was his old fella or someone in the next room. Goosed. Pure goose. Goose fat. 905 01:22:51,460 --> 01:23:03,180 Files on the floor. Blood stained panels from the walls. Yeah, not great at all. We're gonna be calling the cleaners in, actually, yeah. 906 01:23:04,140 --> 01:23:13,080 It's a professional job, like. It's definitely not something you'd be able to take control of yourself. You'd be still there after Christmas anyways. 907 01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:23,100 We got a science log from Dr. Kine T, the chief science officer. Captain Matthias, as well, was mentioned in the text. 908 01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:31,700 Benjamin, further to our previous conversation, I ask that you delay bringing the marker up from the planet for a day or two. 909 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:40,880 You know I am as keen as anyone to study it in detail, and I understand your sense of urgency, given the events on the colony. 910 01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:49,600 But that's why I ask now, what's happening down there is just too unique. It's too unprecedented. 911 01:23:50,640 --> 01:24:06,360 And to cut it short, without proper time to study the causes and effects, in light of a discussion I had with Dr. Mercer, I'd like to meet with Drs. Skirello and Wayland, planetside, to get their observations. 912 01:24:07,100 --> 01:24:08,860 All the best, Terrence. 913 01:24:08,860 --> 01:24:23,180 The story is moving at an absolute, an absolute mint pace. 914 01:24:23,820 --> 01:24:26,780 There's too much, there's a lot of moving parts to this puzzle. 915 01:24:27,300 --> 01:24:34,920 You'd want to keep in tune and in check, and keep switched on, and keep focused, because you're going to miss something crucial if you keep going the way you're going. 916 01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:40,640 Dr. Kine's after you. 917 01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:42,500 The colony's problems concern me greatly. 918 01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:44,240 You guys are told to be kind. 919 01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:49,160 I have no doubt they have somehow linked to the discovery of the marker, but the exact nature of that connection is still unknown. 920 01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:53,580 Almost 40% of the colonists are experiencing a form of dementia. 921 01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:57,720 The obvious symptoms are acute depression, insomnia, and hallucination. 922 01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:02,160 Incidents of violence and even murder also indicate extreme paranoia. 923 01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:02,660 Yeah. 924 01:25:03,100 --> 01:25:06,580 Dr. Mercer has advised that I bring some of the affected on board for study. 925 01:25:06,820 --> 01:25:07,400 Where are they? 926 01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:12,280 Dr. Wellen, the planetside psychiatrist, has reported that his own analysis has been fruitless. 927 01:25:13,620 --> 01:25:15,780 I'm hesitant to rely on Dr. Mercer at this point. 928 01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:23,320 I need his expertise. We need solutions and we need them quickly. 929 01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:36,320 Another baby is on the loose path. You need to keep these. They should be in fucking playschool. 930 01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:43,320 Montessori or something. We need to get these kids out here. They're crawling around. They're getting infected. 931 01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:48,320 They've tentacles and bullets and machine guns and fucking rockets. 932 01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:07,320 Welcome back to Cabal Simulator 2029. Deep Space Utherard. Cabal. 933 01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:12,320 The village of Utherard has been exiled in a space unit. 934 01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:19,320 Just outside the quadrant. The fifth quadrant. Just outside quadrant 4. 935 01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:26,320 And everything's gone topsy-turvy. There's a lot of moving parts to the puzzle. 936 01:26:31,320 --> 01:26:41,320 Look at that lad. Whoa. One of the scientists has gone feral. One of the scientists has turned into a big ant. Look at that man. 937 01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:49,980 man what the hell's that he's not gonna smash it back get the status on that 938 01:26:49,980 --> 01:26:54,080 country take his legs off take his legs off take his legs off take his legs off 939 01:26:54,080 --> 01:26:57,120 take his legs off take his legs off take his legs off that's it man take his legs 940 01:26:57,120 --> 01:27:03,420 off with more shots stop on the white book stop on the white fella stop on the 941 01:27:03,420 --> 01:27:12,500 white element right 942 01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:31,360 peristalsis is a rig a mortis will be setting in as well peristalsis next codes 943 01:27:31,360 --> 01:27:35,680 received and they look good thank god great stuff I'll start accessing the 944 01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:39,820 captain's records right now head to the tram station and I'll contact you there 945 01:27:39,820 --> 01:27:44,440 I'm going to find out what the hell happened to the ship and Kirstie and gets 946 01:27:44,440 --> 01:27:55,780 it then gets it Dan down the line from Kirstie Ann you got a locked door let's 947 01:27:55,780 --> 01:27:59,680 have a look and see what the damage is to the fucking main lab system okay we got a 948 01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:08,140 new database has come through it's an autopsy report medical log dr. Thomas G medical examiner report of death on ship 949 01:28:08,140 --> 01:28:17,000 subject captain Matthias B game is my it is my sad duties to officially pronounce captain 950 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:22,700 Benjamin Matias dead reports of the exact circumstances surrounding his death 951 01:28:22,700 --> 01:28:29,320 are conflicted and beyond the scope of my role I can only report on the body 952 01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:34,760 subject was in generally good health for his age though a cursory blood test 953 01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:44,960 indicates his leukocyte count was very low with a sin he said he's sin of a 954 01:28:44,960 --> 01:28:53,360 sin of fills in particular almost non-existent his his pre-flight physical 955 01:28:53,360 --> 01:28:59,960 exam should know showed no such problems indicating on rapid onset however it is 956 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:09,200 unlikely this had any effect on his death multiple con contusions on the arms and 957 01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:16,100 hands multiple conchutions on the arms and hands indicating a brief struggle 958 01:29:16,100 --> 01:29:24,440 pre-mortem slight confusion around the rib cage suggesting his chest was restrained 959 01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:33,300 in some way a piece the cause of death was a single prolonged trauma to the ocular body 960 01:29:33,300 --> 01:29:41,700 which continued through the cavity wall and finally onto the frontal lobe causing rapid 961 01:29:41,700 --> 01:29:57,700 neuro trauma neuro trauma seizure and death the force required to puncture the ocular cavity in this manner is great and the possibility the possibility 962 01:29:57,700 --> 01:30:12,400 of self-infliction correspondingly low I therefore have no alternative but to record a preliminary verdict of unlawful death 963 01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:18,100 whether deliberate or accidental it's beyond my jurisdiction patch 964 01:30:18,100 --> 01:30:32,500 you know people took time to write that shit so we need to give it its time we can't just skip it like a bunch of phyllis times 965 01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:37,380 People took time to write that shit, so we need to give it its time. We can't just skip it 966 01:30:38,540 --> 01:30:40,940 Like a bunch of phyllishtags 967 01:30:45,580 --> 01:30:47,580 Should we take the head out for a bit of tog 968 01:30:49,420 --> 01:30:51,660 Let's go for a bit of tog with the lad's head 969 01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:57,340 Look at the lad's head. Hey looks like fucking Pete Possilthwaite. I would have fucking 970 01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:00,720 Those movies that he was in 971 01:31:01,180 --> 01:31:07,320 Look at the head on it fucking Possilthwaite. Possilthwaite this man 972 01:31:08,980 --> 01:31:10,980 Possilthwaite this 973 01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:18,900 Fucking brassed off his head got fucking shmastikated into a thousand balloons 974 01:31:21,820 --> 01:31:28,080 Was that you I seen roll was that your head I seen rolling around the lab rat the last night I 975 01:31:29,080 --> 01:31:33,560 Fucking shmastikated into a thousand balloon slips 976 01:31:35,020 --> 01:31:42,420 You'd need the dustpan and brush to go after it hey and then get the fucking cleaners in before forensics find you out man 977 01:31:43,900 --> 01:31:46,980 Did you clean up everything over forensics find you out? 978 01:31:48,340 --> 01:31:50,340 We don't know 979 01:31:54,880 --> 01:32:12,760 That's closed all good things come to those who possilthwaite he was posturing man he was fucking posture HD 420 p.m. Thank you very much all these doctors and they left the most important back on earth dr. Jordan Peterson would have had this space station sparkling clean instead of the tip they left it in thank you very much HD 420 p.m. 980 01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:19,300 earth dr. Jordan Peterson would have had this space station sparkling clean 981 01:32:19,300 --> 01:32:26,860 instead of the tip they left it in thank you very much HD 420 P ways you have 982 01:32:26,860 --> 01:32:33,540 to madman absolute balloon 983 01:32:37,460 --> 01:32:44,300 Don't worry you won't feel lost on this bus that you're on because he has the sat-nav so we're okay. 984 01:32:44,300 --> 01:33:14,280 Yes, I am. 985 01:33:14,280 --> 01:33:16,280 No, no, no, no, no. 986 01:33:16,280 --> 01:33:17,280 Fuck. 987 01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:24,280 Give you a bit of shtap, man. 988 01:33:24,280 --> 01:33:25,280 Do you want to go watch? 989 01:33:25,280 --> 01:33:28,280 Oh, fuck. 990 01:33:28,280 --> 01:33:36,280 Use stasis to slow down enemies, making them easier to kill. 991 01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:38,280 Where did the last save go? 992 01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:40,280 Where did I last save it? 993 01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:44,280 No, not in here again, man. 994 01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:47,280 You're serious. 995 01:33:47,280 --> 01:33:49,280 What the fuck is we can do? 996 01:33:49,280 --> 01:33:51,280 We can do the parcel twit buzz again, man. 997 01:33:51,280 --> 01:33:53,280 Yeah, parcel twit. 998 01:33:53,280 --> 01:33:56,280 You ready to get brashed off again, bud? 999 01:34:02,280 --> 01:34:05,280 Come on, come on, aim the fucking thing. 1000 01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:16,280 Fucking stasis. 1001 01:34:16,280 --> 01:34:17,280 Stasis. 1002 01:34:17,280 --> 01:34:18,280 Fuck it. 1003 01:34:18,280 --> 01:34:19,280 Fuck it. 1004 01:34:19,280 --> 01:34:20,280 Fuck it. 1005 01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:21,280 I'm letting him kill me. 1006 01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:24,280 I'm letting him kill me because there's no point in that. 1007 01:34:24,280 --> 01:34:30,280 I don't even want to give these guys the pleasure they've got out of one little hit like that. 1008 01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:31,280 It looks like a good hit actually. 1009 01:34:31,280 --> 01:34:34,280 Jesus Christ, what's he doing to the head? 1010 01:34:34,280 --> 01:34:35,280 Is there any need? 1011 01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:36,280 Is there any need for that? 1012 01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:38,280 In the neck as well. 1013 01:34:38,280 --> 01:34:39,280 I'm the king. 1014 01:34:39,280 --> 01:34:43,280 Geez, that's the head gun anyways. 1015 01:34:43,280 --> 01:34:45,280 That lad doesn't stop. 1016 01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:51,280 I don't want to give those guys the pleasure of letting them get a hit on me. 1017 01:34:51,280 --> 01:34:54,280 So I'm going to go back again and then try and give them the stasis. 1018 01:34:54,280 --> 01:35:06,280 Because I fucking shot the stasis and it seemingly hit the window glass before it hit the fucking idiot that was coming out. 1019 01:35:06,280 --> 01:35:11,280 And then we can get this head again and have a bit of fun with this. 1020 01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:13,280 Possefweets, kiaume. 1021 01:35:13,280 --> 01:35:15,280 Yeah, Possefweets. 1022 01:35:15,280 --> 01:35:20,280 Look at the shadow that your skull has cast on the wall behind you. 1023 01:35:20,280 --> 01:35:23,280 Can you see that Possefweets? 1024 01:35:23,280 --> 01:35:25,280 I bet you can man. 1025 01:35:25,280 --> 01:35:27,280 Because you're not conscious. 1026 01:35:27,280 --> 01:35:32,280 Plus, even if you could see it, how would that be working for you? 1027 01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:34,280 Like you know, you have no body man. 1028 01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:38,280 The least of your worries is the shadow of your head on a wall. 1029 01:35:38,280 --> 01:35:42,280 Most of your worries is your fucking body in that case. 1030 01:35:42,280 --> 01:35:46,280 I have a good mind to put you back in the case to sleep Possefweets. 1031 01:35:46,280 --> 01:35:49,280 That's you dealt with man. 1032 01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:54,280 Might give your remains something to be seen as well. 1033 01:35:54,280 --> 01:35:57,280 Nice torso you got there Possefweets. 1034 01:35:57,280 --> 01:35:59,280 Looks a bit green about the gills hey. 1035 01:35:59,280 --> 01:36:04,280 Maybe I'll throw you against the glass there Possefweets. 1036 01:36:12,280 --> 01:36:22,520 tortured souls emanate from a sickened room beasts caged 1037 01:36:27,460 --> 01:36:32,520 a beast caged in the heart of a city 1038 01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:46,360 look at this fucking possible he's got a fair bit of fucking it's rolling his 1039 01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:59,380 possible it around get you fucking joking me you're joking me you're joking me he 1040 01:36:59,380 --> 01:37:08,140 was throwing his fucking pasta to it around again lovely tiling in the room 1041 01:37:08,140 --> 01:37:12,580 Gregor ski thank you very much Gregor ski that's a very nice of the situation you've 1042 01:37:12,580 --> 01:37:21,380 bestowed upon us and at what at what cost the license fee 1043 01:37:21,380 --> 01:37:36,020 good evening Gary thank you very much Arlene Foster for such exaggerated pay thank you very much 1044 01:37:36,020 --> 01:37:51,020 Arlene Foster for that I hope you're well use the stars a yeah someone says use the stars a I'm gonna use the stars a I was trying to use the shaz a I've been using the stars a five times and the shaz a I'm gonna use now is gonna last a lifetime 1045 01:37:51,020 --> 01:37:59,060 because I'm infatuated with Stasi see this possible quits lament part two volume six 1046 01:37:59,060 --> 01:38:12,380 yeah possible tweet see you on the flip side good luck fucking smashy and nicey that door 1047 01:38:12,380 --> 01:38:20,660 yeah possible quits remains it remains to be seen man good luck 1048 01:38:20,660 --> 01:38:32,480 so now we load up the guns and we can get ready to Stasi these boys it's next Tuesday 1049 01:38:50,300 --> 01:39:20,060 reload to fuck don't tell me good man good man good man good man codes received and they look good codes received they look good I'll start accessing the captain's records right now 1050 01:39:20,060 --> 01:39:26,080 Now outside action and I'll contact you there. I'm going to find out what the hell happened to the ship 1051 01:39:27,360 --> 01:39:30,580 Big big Sammy Wilson. Thank you very much Sammy 1052 01:39:31,240 --> 01:39:38,600 Hey Sammy Sammy Sammy Sammy Sammy Sammy Sammy Wilson. Hey Sammy Sammy 1053 01:39:40,100 --> 01:39:43,660 Look at this Sammy Wilson's left some messages on the wall there man 1054 01:39:44,860 --> 01:39:46,100 Yeah 1055 01:39:46,100 --> 01:39:51,820 Mr. Wilson said something about Torric Horn there cheeky peanut - thank you very much 1056 01:39:52,700 --> 01:39:54,700 Chica's penis 1057 01:39:54,700 --> 01:39:56,700 look at this 1058 01:39:57,620 --> 01:40:01,860 Evid lovely scrawls lovely backward language 1059 01:40:02,860 --> 01:40:04,860 lovely play areas 1060 01:40:04,940 --> 01:40:06,700 lovely corn 1061 01:40:06,700 --> 01:40:08,700 lovely tiles 1062 01:40:09,500 --> 01:40:11,500 Lovely hands 1063 01:40:12,600 --> 01:40:14,600 Lovely atmosphere 1064 01:40:14,600 --> 01:40:16,600 oh 1065 01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:31,640 Juice master 5,000. Thank you very much juice master 5,000. It's very kind of you 1066 01:40:32,240 --> 01:40:36,900 We didn't start the fire. It was Viper Higgins and a zip and stay Keens 1067 01:40:37,260 --> 01:40:39,260 We didn't start the fire 1068 01:40:40,140 --> 01:40:43,880 It was Viper Higgins and a zip and stay Keens 1069 01:40:47,100 --> 01:40:49,380 Stay this thank you very much Jesus 1070 01:40:52,560 --> 01:40:58,400 Right we're done in here we've had enough time in here now we picked up that log we've read the log 1071 01:41:06,880 --> 01:41:10,000 Nigel thank you very much Nigel 1072 01:41:11,440 --> 01:41:13,440 Hope you're well Nigel 1073 01:41:13,440 --> 01:41:16,280 Good a ways for you here Nigel if you're after some ways man 1074 01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:19,520 Fairly belching it out with his ways the knee 1075 01:41:22,240 --> 01:41:24,240 Come on with ham 1076 01:41:29,800 --> 01:41:33,320 Where's is playing the free arena on Tuesday a week night? 1077 01:41:33,320 --> 01:41:49,880 Myself and Wes are going doing five a side next week we need three more to make up the numbers do you know anyone? 1078 01:41:50,440 --> 01:41:52,440 He loves football 1079 01:41:52,440 --> 01:41:56,300 He doesn't know anyone he's just over from fucking Cameroon man 1080 01:41:57,560 --> 01:41:59,560 He doesn't know anyone 1081 01:41:59,560 --> 01:42:11,040 Okay, status, status. 1082 01:42:18,740 --> 01:42:25,520 Stereo. Stereo, man. Stereo. Stereo, man. 1083 01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:27,520 *Sigh* 1084 01:42:48,720 --> 01:42:52,800 Do you think we could get Greta Thunberg as a guest on stream? 1085 01:42:52,800 --> 01:43:00,160 discussing the environmental impacts of the Mercedes with Connor Williams or Schluger and Cleaner alternatives? 1086 01:43:01,680 --> 01:43:08,540 Yeah, I don't know can we make that happen can somebody get on to to Greta's people there and arrange something? 1087 01:43:09,320 --> 01:43:14,060 Tell her it's it's gonna be great for her rep to appear on one of the streams 1088 01:43:21,160 --> 01:43:27,900 So I get like about three million views a day on these streams and she's only probably getting around one million 1089 01:43:29,200 --> 01:43:35,560 Fucking name searches a day where I'm getting three million hits every day, man 1090 01:43:44,820 --> 01:43:46,820 Where's the health is there any health in here? 1091 01:43:48,660 --> 01:43:51,460 Or Staz is a reload the Staz or something? 1092 01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:02,480 What's that? Oxed. 1093 01:44:14,920 --> 01:44:22,040 I don't want to go through here and then get it done in. 1094 01:44:26,960 --> 01:44:36,720 Look at this. Sign of things to come here. More babies in boxes. Babies in fucking schlop buckets. 1095 01:44:46,720 --> 01:44:51,760 I wish to see reload, Jimmy Bears. Thank you. 1096 01:44:54,520 --> 01:45:04,280 Let's try this fucking... Oh god. Yes. Now we have the... the plug right here. 1097 01:45:04,280 --> 01:45:18,280 Try this fucking... oh god. Yes. Now we have the... the plug right here. 1098 01:45:18,280 --> 01:45:24,280 "Isac! Somehow one of them found a way down to the captain's nest. I might contain it in a damaged escape pod." 1099 01:45:24,280 --> 01:45:27,280 "Moolzame!" 1100 01:45:27,280 --> 01:45:30,280 "Lifting executive lockdown now. I found the deck logs." 1101 01:45:30,280 --> 01:45:32,280 "Moolzame babo!" 1102 01:45:32,280 --> 01:45:36,280 "What is happening around here? It came from the planet when they cracked it open." 1103 01:45:36,280 --> 01:45:38,280 "It spread to the colony and reached the ship." 1104 01:45:38,280 --> 01:45:43,280 "Isaac, this isn't an infection. It's some form of alien life." 1105 01:45:43,280 --> 01:45:47,280 "Bad-bansom!" 1106 01:45:47,280 --> 01:45:51,280 "We've got bigger problems. The ship's engines are offline and our orbit is decaying." 1107 01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:56,280 "Get over to the engineering deck ASAP while I stay here and figure out where the problem is." 1108 01:45:56,280 --> 01:46:00,280 "Bad-bansom!" 1109 01:46:00,280 --> 01:46:03,700 Da puta be 1110 01:46:03,700 --> 01:46:05,240 Un 1111 01:46:05,240 --> 01:46:07,040 Somme mi sang 1112 01:46:07,040 --> 01:46:09,260 Somme mi sang 1113 01:46:09,260 --> 01:46:14,680 Anyone wanna fucking try me man 1114 01:46:14,680 --> 01:46:15,720 I've got a bit of whiz 1115 01:46:15,720 --> 01:46:18,460 I've got a whiz on CD player man 1116 01:46:18,460 --> 01:46:20,080 Portable CD player on me 1117 01:46:20,080 --> 01:46:21,280 Doesn't skip either man 1118 01:46:21,280 --> 01:46:23,680 It's got an anti-skip reduction mechanism on it 1119 01:46:23,680 --> 01:46:25,480 Costs more than your Alba 1120 01:46:25,480 --> 01:46:27,920 This one's Sony man 1121 01:46:27,920 --> 01:46:29,840 Yours is an Alba from Argos 1122 01:46:29,840 --> 01:46:30,860 Doesn't have the fucking 1123 01:46:30,860 --> 01:46:32,140 Doesn't have the skip 1124 01:46:32,140 --> 01:46:34,760 Doesn't have anti-skip built into it man 1125 01:46:34,760 --> 01:46:36,180 Good luck 1126 01:46:36,180 --> 01:46:39,980 Save game man 1127 01:46:39,980 --> 01:46:47,260 Wes is on Twitch 1128 01:46:47,260 --> 01:46:53,800 Wes is actually streaming Resident Evil 4 now 1129 01:46:53,800 --> 01:46:55,940 And he's fucking titled it 1130 01:46:55,940 --> 01:46:56,980 Wesident Evil 1131 01:46:56,980 --> 01:46:59,620 And he's doing better than me man 1132 01:46:59,620 --> 01:47:03,160 He's got well more fucking viewers and subs 1133 01:47:03,160 --> 01:47:06,080 He's got a lot more likes man 1134 01:47:06,080 --> 01:47:09,280 Con's got more likes man 1135 01:47:09,280 --> 01:47:11,080 It's time to fucking throw it in 1136 01:47:11,080 --> 01:47:12,380 Throw the towel in 1137 01:47:12,380 --> 01:47:17,040 Wesident Evil 7 1138 01:47:17,040 --> 01:47:21,260 Should we buy the Lion Gun anyway? 1139 01:47:21,420 --> 01:47:23,960 A wide-beamed slicer with timed mines 1140 01:47:23,960 --> 01:47:24,960 What a sentence? 1141 01:47:24,960 --> 01:47:25,220 What a sentence? 1142 01:47:25,220 --> 01:47:25,220 What a sentence? 1143 01:47:25,220 --> 01:47:32,500 A wide-beamed slicer with timed mines will set you back 9,000 credits 1144 01:47:32,500 --> 01:47:34,580 A couple of nodes too 1145 01:47:34,580 --> 01:47:36,620 I'm not going to bother with that 1146 01:47:36,620 --> 01:47:39,500 I will keep... 1147 01:47:39,500 --> 01:47:41,400 What should I do here? 1148 01:47:41,940 --> 01:47:44,880 Anybody in the chat there want to tell me what to do with this here? 1149 01:47:44,960 --> 01:47:45,880 What should I buy here? 1150 01:47:47,880 --> 01:47:49,040 What should I do here? 1151 01:47:51,420 --> 01:47:52,880 Upgrade the plasma cutter 1152 01:47:52,880 --> 01:47:57,540 Lion Gun is... 1153 01:47:57,540 --> 01:47:59,380 Is best gun 1154 01:47:59,380 --> 01:48:02,180 Level 2 suit 1155 01:48:02,180 --> 01:48:03,920 Somebody's chiming in there with 1156 01:48:03,920 --> 01:48:04,980 Level 2 suit 1157 01:48:06,420 --> 01:48:07,180 Fees 1158 01:48:07,180 --> 01:48:12,120 Is Wes Hooligan Moonlighting as a streamer? 1159 01:48:12,200 --> 01:48:13,380 We don't know yet 1160 01:48:13,380 --> 01:48:15,600 The Hooligan 1161 01:48:15,600 --> 01:48:19,680 Wes 1162 01:48:19,680 --> 01:48:23,480 Wes 1163 01:48:23,480 --> 01:48:26,680 Wes is after you 1164 01:48:26,680 --> 01:48:33,680 You can scroll down any further huh? 1165 01:48:33,680 --> 01:48:35,680 Power node... 1166 01:48:35,680 --> 01:48:37,680 Ammo for the plasma... 1167 01:48:37,680 --> 01:48:39,680 Can you do the suit up no? 1168 01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:43,680 Maybe you have to go to a bench to do the suit up is it? 1169 01:48:43,680 --> 01:48:44,680 Yes 1170 01:48:44,680 --> 01:48:46,680 Can you do the suit up no? 1171 01:48:46,680 --> 01:48:49,680 Maybe you have to go to a bench to do the suit up is it? 1172 01:48:49,680 --> 01:48:52,680 Maybe you have to go to a bench to do the suit up is it? 1173 01:48:52,680 --> 01:48:53,680 Yes 1174 01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:54,680 Yes 1175 01:48:54,680 --> 01:49:02,680 Thank you very much iris... irish wrist watch thank you very much. 1176 01:49:02,680 --> 01:49:07,680 Very kind of you wrist watch. 1177 01:49:07,680 --> 01:49:11,680 Upgrade the plasma someone says. 1178 01:49:11,680 --> 01:49:12,680 How'd you do that? 1179 01:49:12,680 --> 01:49:14,680 How'd you do that? 1180 01:49:25,360 --> 01:49:27,360 Lovely bit of Wes there 1181 01:49:30,860 --> 01:49:42,520 Jamie O'Hare thank you very much Jamie O'Hare. I hope you're well. Hope everything's going okay for you O'Hare. It's been a while O'Hare 1182 01:49:42,520 --> 01:49:56,920 How are things? Hopefully you and the rest of the O'Hare's are doing fine. Is there a workbench here where I can do my do myself up? Strap myself in and do myself up? 1183 01:49:56,920 --> 01:50:03,240 Baby throw here. Number throw. Number throw. 1184 01:50:03,240 --> 01:50:32,880 Did you know Wes, his actual real name is Wesley Higgins? 1185 01:50:32,880 --> 01:50:36,880 *Sings* 1186 01:50:36,880 --> 01:50:40,880 *Sings* 1187 01:51:00,880 --> 01:51:04,880 Is this it? Is this verb? Am I doing the right thing here? 1188 01:51:10,880 --> 01:51:12,880 Labrat 1189 01:51:12,880 --> 01:51:18,880 Chapter 2 completed guys! Speedrun, another night, success! 1190 01:51:18,880 --> 01:51:22,880 May I say so myself? I think I can say so, I think I can! 1191 01:51:28,880 --> 01:51:30,400 Save the progress, yes. 1192 01:51:34,080 --> 01:51:36,580 Do you want to save the data? I do. 1193 01:51:36,580 --> 01:51:39,960 I'm black. 1194 01:51:39,960 --> 01:51:55,640 Thank you. 1195 01:51:55,640 --> 01:52:25,620 Thank you.